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Region: Alcatraz

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Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

Can you endorse yourself?

Post by United Solcialist States Of Jakeopia suppressed by Ospokaip.

United Solcialist States Of Jakeopia

*facepalm*

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

?

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

Change the flag!

Post by Wilder Ancestors suppressed by Ospokaip.

Wilder Ancestors

PRWA is a WA member! And I have endorsed you! TMEF!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

nice job retards

Post by Wilder Ancestors suppressed by Ospokaip.

Wilder Ancestors

You should really put a passcode on your region. :P

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

you should try sprouting some testicles

Post by Wilder Ancestors suppressed by Ospokaip.

Wilder Ancestors

Hey hey man this wasn't my idea talk to my TMEF.

Post by Wilder Ancestors suppressed by Ospokaip.

Wilder Ancestors

talk to TMEF*

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

you are his bitch?

Post by Wilder Ancestors suppressed by Ospokaip.

Wilder Ancestors

I'll leave if you want.

Even though we have three super powerful militaries that would totally crush you guys.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I think being homosexual is totally okay, and it's not a problem for me that you're gay. You can stay, I'd never kick you out just because you're gay.

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

Hey, um would you guys like to set up embassies? I mean we can leave if you really want us to.

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

I"M NOT GAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TMEF is another country that told us to come here.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

would you like to lick my scrotum?

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

F*&K you I'm out.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

You don't have to deny that you're gay just to stay here. It's okay to be openly gay in Alcatraz, we're very supportive of people like you.

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

uh, lol?

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

haha I defended us pretty fiercely. Maniaca, Hero of Alcatraz :P

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

You will forever be remembered in the ancient Alcatraz chronicles. Bravo!

Also, 13 year olds are annoying ;)

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Max Barry getting prepared for April Fools Day it looks like.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Haha when I wake up at 2PM there's not much I can do about the whole deal

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

damn, i always miss the fun stuff.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

you can always respond to your issues lol

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Ugh, so many dead people. Damned zombies!

Post by Endon suppressed by Ospokaip.

Endon

how the hell do i have the most income equality? my country was made less than a week ago

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

you haven't had time to sort the men from the boys. natural selection will take care of that over time

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

ugh eff exams that are hard as balls

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

So, they caught both bombers. Good work FBI!

Post by Endon suppressed by Ospokaip.

Endon

...How do i have the fifth-largest gambling industry? I just outlawed gambling.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Your government is powerless when faced with the will of the people. They do not fear your law. You must make them learn the price of disobedience.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Do any of you guys know how to get a decent job? I'm about to graduate college and I'm at about 0% progress

Post by Endon suppressed by Ospokaip.

Endon

apply to the places you want to work at.

literally all

also wear a suit when you apply

but really it depends on what kind of job you want

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Whatever you do, do NOT mention you own a powerful nation online.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Glad theodonian is back.

I got my report date for my basic officer course pushed back, so i'm chillin post-grad with mom and dad for another month. $hit rules, feels like I'm back in junior high spending hours sending telegrams recruiting new nations to Zyzox II, cept I'm not sending any telegrams I'm just waiting for sports to come on TV

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

Sorry I keep disappearing and reappearing like this. Its one of the hardships of being a super hero.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Your cross to bear ;)

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Also, according to memory, I've been delegate for about 2.5 years now, barring a day or two of being kicked off my "invaders".

Now I'm not well versed on the politics of war, but I'm pretty sure that if people invade and then leave without imposing any conditions on a region, then we've won. So we've won about 3 or 4 times in the last 2.5 years!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

I believe in the renaissance era of NationStates the region-crashers targeted regions without founders. Made repelling them a lot tougher.

Alcatraz has so much history. These kids who show up and spam our civic hq have no idea.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Congratulations to those of us who are American; condolences to those of us who are not. Hope everyone had a great holiday.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

long drive down to Ft. Benning overnight tonight

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

it's hot here

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

64th in the world for most armed

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

RIP again Theo!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

dude dies like larry king divorces

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Hey guys I put a little EP together with my free time over the summer, and it recently went live. Here's the link if you guys are interested in hearing it, there's some offensive language and disturbing content but I've been getting some positive reviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YUKR7kpWY

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Not bad at all mate, some good lyrics in there for sure!

Post by Salvingore suppressed by Ospokaip.

Salvingore

I am finally back!

Post by Urps suppressed by Ospokaip.

Urps

We Are The World

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Hey URPS, glad to have you, I'm worried your cryptic introduction indicates that you represent some kind of raider organization with grandiose plans for world domination, starting with Alcatraz, so let's try and do better than that.

Relieved to have Salvingore back.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Well I'm still delegate so I guess we're safe. btw I'm living in Bangkok for the next few months so I'll be more idle than normal :D

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

no kiddin, that's insane! Have fun and be on the lookout for odious bugs, of both the insect and venereal variety :D

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Hey Tooflypio

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Thanks :D

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Still alive! Still in Bangkok for another month or two. How's everyone else going?

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

same shizz, new day

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

so tired

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Thanks for the cure, New Doggerland!

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Wow activity! Welcome o-supreme overlords. Surely your military tactics know no bounds given your shrill and cunning take-over of this region. Defeating my one endorsement surely makes you men, nay Gods, in the eyes of all.

Of course I jest, for I shall be delegate within a day or so, making your attack about as meaningless as your pitiful existences both in this world and in the real one. Good day sirs :D

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

And there we go.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

wat happen? who was phone?

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

I accidentally the whole region.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

!!!!! is that dangerous??

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

I don't know what I expected.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

I just accepted my first full-time civilian job offer so I'll be posting a lot less lollllllllllllll

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Nice man what are you doing?

Also it's Aussie Day! Break out the beer and snaggers :D

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Ill drink to that!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

more like Black Man Riders amirite

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Because they talk big but never accomplish anything?

Snap.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

New poll! Also, password the region or not?

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

Password the region? Sounds like tomorrows poll to me!

Post by Blue Plasma suppressed by Ospokaip.

Blue Plasma

[B]Ha, this region was recaptured by The Black Riders![/B]

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Not quite sure what the point of this is...but your invasions are horribly organised and short-lived. Utter noobs compared with the good old days of the ADN ;)

Post by Blue Plasma suppressed by Ospokaip.

Blue Plasma

[B]Someone doesn't know what tag raiding is![/B]

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Blue Plasma wrote:[B]Someone doesn't know what tag raiding is![/B]

guess what tag raiding rhymes with

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

That can be tomorrow's poll.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

it's a homphobic slur I'm not sure I can post on the new stasi-monitored NS civic HQ without getting banned and wasting 11 yrs of hard work

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

oh sorry for the confusion it's called a "regional message board" now

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Haha you can telegram it to me then ;)

Welcome Playhouse Square and thanks for the endorsement!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

moving out of my mom's house this week. I didn't accomplish half the things I set out to do. Youth is wasted on the young.

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Good luck to you.

Post by More Migrating Geese suppressed by Ospokaip.

More Migrating Geese

Hello,

Just flying in on our way south. This is a prison, right? Well, we're free as birds! So what's going on? This place was raided?

Post by More Migrating Geese suppressed by Ospokaip.

More Migrating Geese

This is an ancient region, I think. I wonder if anyone is still active.

Post by Francisco Sendrijas suppressed by Ospokaip.

Francisco Sendrijas

Hola Alcatraz.

Greetings from another walkabout member of the Geese and Friends Road Show.

*Fires up BBQ*

*Stokes cooler with assorted beverages*

Help yourself folks!

Post by More Migrating Geese suppressed by Ospokaip.

More Migrating Geese

Time for the geese to fly.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Wow, activity. Did we get featured again or something? :P

Greetings and farewell to all!

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

RIP Maniaca, Theo and Playhouse Square. Come back soon!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

damn I was in ft. knox for the past two weeks, didn't realize it had been so long since I logged in. Gonna hurt my "largest nations" UN rank

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Once upon a time I was 7th in largest nations, then life happened...

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

World Cup baby!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

nationstates is the original facebook

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

NS invented the "wall".

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

When I click on World Assembly, the firefox tab title is "Nationstates | The World Ass"

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Mine's "The World As..."

The world as what??? What is it??

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Oh, those guys are still around? The only regions they'll ever hold are dormant ones...pitiful.

Post by Dub Step Nation suppressed by Ospokaip.

Dub Step Nation

endorse me

Post by Skilletopia suppressed by Ospokaip.

Skilletopia

how do i switch nations?!!!!!!!!!?? help me please!!!!

Post by Dub Step Nation suppressed by Ospokaip.

Dub Step Nation

endorse me

Post by Dub Step Nation suppressed by Ospokaip.

Dub Step Nation

eric for the last freaking time its region you can't switch nations your nation is yours and you are stuck wiht it

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