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Region: Alcatraz

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Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

speaking of issues, I've definitely gotten the same ones for the past 1,000 days or so of my life. Didn't Max Barry promise that we'd never get repeat issues again? how lame

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Welcome to Alcatraz, Tanzania.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

My toughest semester so far is over. Won't be pretty on the ol transcript but the important thing is it's not happening to me anymore. Felt like my whole life was unraveling while I was nailbiting through a final last night. Talk about much needed R&R. Not even any Army BS to worry about.

Speaking of that, the war in Iraq is officially over. Is it wrong to feel cheated? I feel like Phineas in A Separate Peace. If I do two more years of training and 8 years of part-time service without even the chance to die in combat, somebody is going to have some explaining to do.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Don't worry we'll be fighting with North Korea soon enough!

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

DIDNT ANYONE MISS ME. I didnt log into my account and my nation disapeared and no one said anything about it. D: My computer died, but alls well. now...

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Haha I noticed it. Regretted it. Got over it :D

Glad to have ya back

R.I.P. Kim Jong

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

No idea why my civil rights metric keeps plummeting. Must some sort of "between the lines" thing, like poll taxes disenfranchising negroes

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

"Tired of life in Osiris?"

I just wish there was a link for "tired of life"

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

Me too.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

It's xmas vacation I should be recruiting but i'm just too lazy. I'm a bad founder.

I met this girl and she's like my polar opposite and so obviously bad news it's not even funny and doesn't even live near me and is trying to corrupt me but ohhh my goodness what if I take her under my high-class Notre Dame educated wing and buy her a derby hat and gloves it would be just like My Fair Lady

but anyway my first commandment is bros before hos and I'm sorry for letting you guys down

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Wow isn't that weird I said we'd be fighting North Korea next probably around the time Kim Jong died?! So i guess we won't be fighting them soon, but maybe Pakistan.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Old Kim Jongs never die, they just get a final syllable adjustment.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Still alive everyone?

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

aye

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

xmas is over, back to school and work tomorrow

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Active Duty Military? I'll be interested when somebody starts supporting our Army Cadets by "providing a free tax return."

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

I dismiss every issue now for fear that whatever I respond will lower my civil rights metric. I could have sworn there was an issue cheat sheet somewhere but I can't find it.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Good work :D

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Back from my Honeymoon. Wow, 9 nations. RIP to those departed!

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

Hey guys, sorry I vanished. again. anyway, my computer wont bring up nation states anymore, so coments from me will be far and few inbetween.

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Welcome back.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

lol what kinda computer is that, a mac?

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

lol

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Leaving school tomorrow. In only a few months I'll be starting my last year. It's pretty weird, when I was a kid I thought being this old would be awesome cause I could do whatever I wanted. I wish I could make a phone call through a time machine and ask myself what the f u ck (god damn censorship bull) I want.

Gonna be a tough couple of months though. In one week I leave for Ft. Drum, and in four weeks I leave from there for Ft. Lewis. I might die off during that time but I will be back, so don't let us get region crashed in the meantime, if it's still called that. If it still happens lol.

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Hang in there man, and good luck.

Post by North Slabovia suppressed by Ospokaip.

North Slabovia

Hey sorry I left but I haven't found time to come on I've been so busy with finals

anyways I'm back

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Welcome back mate! You didn't miss much at all! Except a few old dogs ceasing to exist...

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

why do I not revive in the place where I died how inconvenient

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Welcome back mate! I was about to start the funeral. Hmm, what to do with this spare coffin?

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

stand it up and hang sun dresses inside.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

oh my god it's so hot and sticky I can't even move

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

See if you were still dead you'd be nice and cool underground!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

moved into my room! I'm putting up wallpaper and it's taken hours and hours. more work all night tonight and tomorrow night probz

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

the new high-rank badges for the dark theme look badass as hell

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Big day coming up!!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Congrats to Kie on a successful midterm, officially tomorrow

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

huzzah huzzah all hail

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Ah the big 2.0 in the office. How appropriate given the upcoming election that I celebrate such a time! Big thanks to Griffen Claw who's endorsed me for practically my entire term thus far!

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Huzzah! Lets keep it rollin', long live Kie.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

225th biggest in the world, up from 600 or something last time I took notice a few years ago.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

I used to be 7th until I died for a few years :(

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

RIP again Nevs! Better luck with real life!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

o0o0o welcome, shadowhawk, congrats on the badass name.

anybody playing with the 10th anniversary stuff? I just discovered it at 3:30 in the morning so might be a bad time to get too involved.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

hahaha the archive of the world page from 2003 just made me so nostalgic. Brought back the days of telegramming 100 nations a day to recruit in Zyzox and Zyzox II. what a life.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Good times. Being a triple agent was fun :D

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Personal milestone reached, 10 billion population. whoo.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Congrats mate!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Congrats on the milestone Griffen Claw! Proud that you've spent quite a bit of your long career as a member of Alcatraz.

What's this about Kie being a "triple agent?" Sounds like yet another failure of the ADN intelligence department.

I saw a play about Vincent van Gogh last weekend and when they mentioned his cousin-love "Kee" I immediately thought of Alcatraz's very own communist empire

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

It was a while ago but I think I was spying on some country for ADN, so I became the delegate and then spied on ADN from the country, but the information I was relaying back was false, so I was always working for the ADN :P

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

haha what a tangled web.

Post self-deleted by The Big Unit.

Post by The Big Unit suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Big Unit

The Black Hawks were here. Now they are gone. Maybe one day we'll return.

Post by The Big Unit suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Big Unit

A poem for the Fendas:

Former Fenda Fort Falls,

Flying Foes Flapped Freely--

Flashing fierce feet.

Until update usurps--

Unusually Ugly Users,

Untimely ultimatums.

Love,

Sevhawk and The Black Hawks

Post self-deleted by Maniaca.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

ugh I don't want to get deleted, because the jackass bleeding-heart moderators definitely will delete me, but I used some three letter words to describe "the black cawks" or whatever they were called

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Uh, did i miss something, did someone really try to invade us? damn punk kids and their rap music. *shaking fist*

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Wow, invading a region with 7 nations and 1 endorsement on a delegate...hardcore.

Oh well, the count begins once again! Here's to another 2 years!

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Merry Christmas Alcatraz :D

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Go Irish

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

haha well eff that and also my whole life

Post by Ladermuppets suppressed by Ospokaip.

Ladermuppets

Hello and congrats on being featured!

I'm going to escape from Alcatraz now, before the guards get me!

Post by Sindbad The Sailor suppressed by Ospokaip.

Sindbad The Sailor

An address with a certain pizzazz. Furnished rooms in Alcatraz.

Post by The Disco Biscuits suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Disco Biscuits

Congratulations!!

Post by Crimsonscribbles suppressed by Ospokaip.

Crimsonscribbles

Peace and harmony to the featured region.

Post by International Socialists suppressed by Ospokaip.

International Socialists

Congrats on being featured have a giant cookie to celebrate (::)

Post by Tiger Bongos suppressed by Ospokaip.

Tiger Bongos

Im moving here :D

Post by The Highlander 1 suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Highlander 1

Remembering Nevscrow and Vazquez

Post by Buddhaton suppressed by Ospokaip.

Buddhaton

A bongo is still a drum, my friend.

Post by Nogoodnamesleftistan suppressed by Ospokaip.

Nogoodnamesleftistan

Congrats on being featured, friends. In a bit of real world coincidence there was a news story about the National Parks Service restoring the graffiti on the water tank from when The Rock was occuped by Native Americans.

Post by Griffen Claw suppressed by Ospokaip.

Griffen Claw

Welcome everyone!

Post by The Burning Hole Tavern suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Burning Hole Tavern

Congrats on being featured! Drinks all around!

Post by The Disco Biscuits suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Disco Biscuits

oh what irony! Alcatraz :P

congrats on being featured!!

Post by International Socialists suppressed by Ospokaip.

International Socialists

Congrats on being featured have a giant cookie to celebrate (::)

The second in 3 days! You'll get fat. ;)

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Haha I was wondering why we were getting congratulations 3 days ago and a few hours ago too. Congratulations everyone :D

Post by Tiger Bongos suppressed by Ospokaip.

Tiger Bongos

oh thats why here seems .. featured so soon again :D

Post by Illte suppressed by Ospokaip.

Illte

I wonder..., are there any endorsements coming my way?

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

We were featured? Horrah! Should pay attention more often :D

Welcome all newcomers!

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Post if you're new so I can take account plzzzz thx

Post by Illte suppressed by Ospokaip.

Illte

3 days 7 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Illte arrived from The coalition of source people.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

thanks for pointing that out, sorry to hear about your old region

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Mendanau/Pengina's old region got hawked by a weird neo nazi

Post by Vazquez suppressed by Ospokaip.

Vazquez

so what's goin on here then?

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Nothing we got featured on the world list twice in 3 days so we had some people move in. We also got griefed a little bit ago by some pillowbiters called "the black hawks" (how original)

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

Hey guys, guess who's back! It's been a long time too. congrats on making the world list (I guess I have been gone a while, I have no idea what that means anymore) Anyway I'll try not to cease existing anymore.

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

haha you've been gone for like two months, crazy. If you click on "the world" on the navbar on the left, you're taken to a list of nations in the world. At the top, a region in the world is featured at random. It's been this way for a long time ya goof. glad you're back

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

Who are you salvingore?

Post by Theodonian suppressed by Ospokaip.

Theodonian

I was gone for a couple of months, yes, but I hadn't done anything in a lot longer. I put my nation in vacation mode twice and didnt check like ever. So it was like 200 days since I actually did anything. :1 Salvigore is a friend of mine, I've telegramed him to let him know of the message board, so he should check that soon. So what happened with the grieving pillow biters mentioned above? Whats that all about?

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

okay that's cool, I'm a little skittish about unfamiliar people dropping in, only because apparently our history makes us a target for raiders or some fairy stuff like that.

the pixies that griefed us just do that for fun, it's like the "fun" part of the game. You move into a region and take over the delegate seat by endorsing each other and then dick with the place. ~7 years or so ago Alcatraz was part of a team that would try and fight people like that off, by also moving into the region and endorsing whoever was supposed to be delegate.

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Wow some nostalgia on the boards. How's everyone going?

Post by Maniaca suppressed by Ospokaip.

Maniaca

it's almost spring break! wooo! boobs boobs boobs

Post by Kie suppressed by Ospokaip.

Kie

Boobs are always nice.

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

Hello everyone.

Post by United Solcialist States Of Jakeopia suppressed by Ospokaip.

United Solcialist States Of Jakeopia

RAAA ! ! !

Post by Ethan Foley suppressed by Ospokaip.

Ethan Foley

RAAAAA!!!!!!!

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

USSJ where is TMEF?

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

Where's Azeria?

Post by The Azerian Empire suppressed by Ospokaip.

The Azerian Empire

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Post by New Hong Kongia suppressed by Ospokaip.

New Hong Kongia

Endorse TMEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by Ethan Foley suppressed by Ospokaip.

Ethan Foley

I can't kick anyone out without more endorsements and time.

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