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Region: Astoria
Based and redpilled
Unike
Pineapilled*
I don't actually remember writing redpilled
I been playing nationstate since december
Shion Sonozaki State, Catboy
No
Koronic, Javonia
Seek help imediatly!
Koronic, Javonia
I don't eat pizza so I don't have much say in this conversation.
me
Shion Sonozaki State
As an italian you're going to see your house burning down
Koronic, Nahuatistan, Woopera, Javonia
Koronic
Ambis knows what's up
:3
Shion Sonozaki State
Post by Unike suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.
To the Pineapple pizza haters: youve been dreaming of this moment, caught up in your web of rhetoric, itching with anticipation for a war with the pineapple pizza lovers, but its time to wake up and face the real consequences of your aggression. You cannot expect us to do nothing while you directly attack our region and our allies, and blatantly violate our sovereignty. You cannot expect to do these things and remain unscathed and unchallenged, nor can you hold the world ransom and expect it to let you have your way with it. We carry with us the undying flame of democracy, one that has fueled our Ohio spirit for two decades and united thousands of pizza lovers against adversity and against anyone who dares challenge our way of life. It is the bedrock of our community, inseparable from who we are. And that flame is not ours alone, but one that we have always sought to share with the world. Not only will we carry it with us in this war, but we will bring it to every nation who believes in the same values and principles that we hold dear, and is willing to fight for them. You are only now beginning to realize that this fight isnt just with us, and it is not the same thing as slinging mud and taunting us in gameplay. You will face the judgment of the world and the hundreds of nations you have antagonized and victimized for over a year. It is not just the Astoria who is taking a stand and fighting back today, and it will not solely be our victory when you are but a mere footnote in this games history.
Post by Sateru suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.
And yet here's your mighty pineapple declaration suppressed.
Shion Sonozaki State
I am back
Shion Sonozaki State
To the Pineapple pizza lovers: youve been dreaming of this moment, caught up in your web of rhetoric, itching with anticipation for a war with the pineapple pizza haters, but its time to wake up and face the real consequences of your aggression. You cannot expect us to do nothing while you directly attack our region and our allies, and blatantly violate our sovereignty. You cannot expect to do these things and remain unscathed and unchallenged, nor can you hold the world ransom and expect it to let you have your way with it. We carry with us the undying flame of democracy, one that has fueled our Ohio spirit for two decades and united thousands of pizza haters against adversity and against anyone who dares challenge our way of life. It is the bedrock of our community, inseparable from who we are. And that flame is not ours alone, but one that we have always sought to share with the world. Not only will we carry it with us in this war, but we will bring it to every nation who believes in the same values and principles that we hold dear, and is willing to fight for them. You are only now beginning to realize that this fight isnt just with us, and it is not the same thing as slinging mud and taunting us in gameplay. You will face the judgment of the world and the hundreds of nations you have antagonized and victimized for over a year. It is not just the Astoria who is taking a stand and fighting back today, and it will not solely be our victory when you are but a mere footnote in this games history.
Unike, Sateru, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
Putting on moderation cap: jokes aside though keep discussion respectful and spam minimal please and thank you :3
Based
Shion Sonozaki State
How are we all doing today Astoria :3
Shion Sonozaki State
[spoiler][table=noheader][tr][td]West_Renard_Valleys[/td][td]Thal_Dorthat[/td][td]New_Ogunquit[/td][td]Viratkohli[/td][td]Caribbean_United_Republic[/td][td]Kingdom_Of_Leningrad[/td][td]Zamili[/td][td]Chidi[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Patikistan[/td][td]Coberg[/td][td]Borrdland[/td][td]Tangerine_Bay[/td][td]Jadek[/td][td]Eapacpacp[/td][td][/td][td][/td][/tr][/table][/spoiler]
ENDORSE KORONIC
If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.
Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.
Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Sorry to hear that if it has been bad, and if it's been good glad to hear that
Javonia
DOES NOT
Javonia
I second this if you put pineapple on pizza then you have a first class ticket to the pits of hell.
plus even the Italian hate pineapple on pizza. if the italian says so then it is absolute
Adriatic Democratic Empire, Woopera, Edoardienne, Javonia
Post self-deleted by Javonia.
hey does anyone here want a Google doc group chat that is full of mentally ill middle schoolers?
if so, then just paste this link into Google:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YQM7wyAbmDvTLydGrHV63OUvNjuj8-o6KP9kJ85AxCg/edit?usp=sharing
Woopera
Indeed
Nothing to convince them otherwise, you can shove every piece of evidence down their throat and they still won't care, so I'm just gonna ignore them and do things at my pace.
If they were paying attention then they'd actually notice IMPC took up the mantle of updating the list, but that's a different story.
Adriatic Democratic Empire
Ye, they just deny deny deny. Btw whats IMPC
ahh
Or Lordhelm here
Ahh.
Btw, I wanna do something For my rp and get the rest Of Astoria Involved.
I am currently trying to think Of a name and description For one of my new houses In the new Rp.
I thought it would be kinda Interesting to have Astoria Vote on it.
But Idk what do you think?
Lordhelm
can run an RMB side poll I suppose
Adriatic Democratic Empire
thank you so much
Adriatic Democratic Empire
Post self-deleted by Adriatic Democratic Empire.
Ye that could work
Lordhelm
Just do IMPC's suggestion, otherwise you'll have to ask Magna to do a poll for you
Lordhelm
no problem :3
Not in middle school But Im joining anyway
How do you do An RMB Poll?
Lordhelm
do we need commusim?
cool. any new people are welcome, also you can literally say or do whatever you want just don't spam the same thing over and over
You can become socialist by answering a certain way in NationStates issues if that's what you're asking.
Javonia
No, but nor do we need capitalism
Javonia
Just ask people on the RMB, we can promote it on the discord as well
Oh ok! I might tomorrow tho cuz I need to catch up on sleep
return to feudalism
Woopera
eventually
Javonia
Bonus Question of the Day
What is your second favourite food?
rice
Riko Republic
Tacos.
Riko Republic
Uadi National News
Easy Gro Salt has been further enhanced to twice the efficacy and twice the efficiency, allowing even more to be stored in each bottle. Demand has continued to soar across Astoria as people began seeking out the mythical salt spray. Critics of the product claim that "it's a joke", "there's no way it's real or worse" but Ashington and the Uadi government continue to laugh as profits continue to roll in. Additional profits used from this is going towards funding additional social programs in Uadi society too, so further success is great for everyone involved.
The transition to integrating with the rest of Nyang is long since complete and both nations function as if they have been one for awhile. We are an integral part of the Democratic Republic and its nice to finally be reunited with our sister nation for the first time in centuries.
Dionysou
Unike, Nahuatistan
Spaghetti Bolognaise.
Javonia
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Javonia Vex_Federation [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]If you could start a podcast, what would it be about?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]I'd have to think about it for a while, but I'd probably go down a history/geography/politics route.[/td][/tr]
[/table]
Riko Republic, Catgirlboss, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
A variety of topics, I wouldn't have enough to talk about specializing it, but most likely gaming and general pop culture
Woopera
I guess of I could start a podcast, it would be anime. Every episode would be filled with chats about different anime series, cute characters, catgirls, and all the latest trends in the anime community. I'd have special episodes where I chat with creators, voice actors, and insiders uwu
Riko Republic, Adriatic Democratic Empire, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
It would be about Star Wars or smtn
Riko Republic, Woopera
Good night Astoria :3
Shion Sonozaki State
Uni sleeping? Heresy!
Woopera
What a crime
My First house is done partially
HOUSE CORVUS
House Corvus Is the Richest And has the Third Most Amount of Planets. they control the planet Necromanda, An Oil Rich Planet that made them the Wealthiest. Their Main Aim Is to Connect the Houses by Blood by Marrying off Sons and Daughters But Keeping their House Untouched. However, Recently, House Corvus Only has a Grip on the smaller houses. They have Skirmishes with Their Biggest Competitor, House Corenth. House Corvus Morals and Ideals are all about Efficency and How to Apply Yourself to help a greater cause, this However, comes with the problem that Many Young teenagers Begin Working at the age of 13. House Corvus Home World Is Corvun. A Terrestrial Planet That Has Industrialised but retains Its Rocky Natural Landscapes and Habitats. They Posses 20% of All planets. The Corvus population is similar to humans. But some are able to grow wings. Their magic Is About How to pre long their lives and Make them more efficient At their purpose. Theyre current Ruler As of now Is Duchess Corvana.
The ranks
House Corvus has A ranking system Defined by birds based on your Position in the Military. It goes from Highest to Lowest
Crow
Hawk (heh see what I did there?)
Eagle
Falcon
Vulture
Seagull
pigeon
Koronic, Woopera
If you saw My discord Post on the Suggestions fro the new house, post it on the RMB or telegram Me As Im away from discord for a bit
Although it doesnt happen a lot it does have to happen :3
Omnicontrol
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Autonomous_Region_Of_Dimilyao Kager_South The_Hielands_And_Islands Jaat_Land [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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Chili Colorado. Number one is Shrimp alfredo
Riko Republic
Good morning!
Catgirlboss
Good morning to you as well :3
Shion Sonozaki State, Javonia
Good evening.
Shion Sonozaki State, Javonia
Catgirlboss
blud does NOT know how timezones work 💀
Javonia
Good morning to you then :3
For me it's evening tho
Shion Sonozaki State, Javonia
ye, thats his point
Javonia
Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Maubo, Eapacpacp, Thal Dorthat, Rosartemis, Unike, Javonia, Adriatic Democratic Empire, and Kurbelandia!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astraea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order of Astraea are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's angelic nobility. They may prefix "Sir","Lady" or "Sair" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
wait, my name is on there twice lol
Good afternoon Astoria :3
Shion Sonozaki State
GOOD AFTERNOON USAAAA!
Leader Of The United States, Shion Sonozaki State
good night gotham
Shion Sonozaki State
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day - NEXUS Edition[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]If you could only keep three possessions for the rest of your life, what would they be and why??[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=NEXUS Answer :3]PC, Charger and some very long book[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
[/table]
Lordhelm, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation
my water bottle, my laptop, and my spotify premium subscription
Unike
My Xbox 360 and related stuff (including TV, because, duh, you need a TV to play the Xbox), my computer (and stuff related to it), and the stuff i need to survive.
a credit card with practically infinite money, a free food pass, and a good computer
Shion Sonozaki State
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Kurbelandia Choosing_The_First_Option_Every_Time [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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guys I have to cook dinner in 20 minutes pls help I've never had to cook dinner for my family before
You'll do fine, don't worry about it :)
what are you making?
shrimp alfredo
Oh, Just follow the recipe and youll be good.
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Undied_Euapoun [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=New Arrivals]The_Alabama_Crimson_Tide [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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Post by New Fortilla suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.
h e l l o
Brothers i bring good news!
i didnt goof up the shrimp alfredo and its actually really good!
Eurasian Government News
The Eurasian Government has declared expansion to the south territory, to be build more space for port and population growth. Oil, gas and mineral are to be find next to the south territory, making this land value for it economy, and even rich solid land that can support agriculture farming. Eurasian Government expansion to the south territory brings economy and agriculture to land by keeping population and food supplies in growth of the economy. And also military base and industrial for jobs to the people in need with company support.
Eurasian Government support the idea to fund industrial and agriculture farming, the Government of Eurasian has made official Funds.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=great_eurasian_unions/detail=factbook/id=2007996
Post by Nahuatistan suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.
YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME BACK HERE?
after you caused the literal collapse of our nation?
after you took our most successful leader?
when you crashed our economy?
you sicken me. what you have done to the Nahuati people has caused the death of thousands of innocent citizens.
I pray that your pitiful "nation" gets invaded and burns to the ground
signed Azhan kaksha, leader of the former nation of nahuatistan
Great to hear :3
Post by Great Eurasian Unions suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.
Your a sick Socialist States, that brought death to former RUSSIAN EMPIRE and death to people of republic like UCSSR. The republic bring freedom from Socialist States Pig. And Nahuati people will be part of the former RUSSIAN EMPIRE of our MOTHERLAND! -Putin, former nation of Eurasian
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