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Region: Astoria
They're very active on discord.
Nothing *blushes*
Hi so bored. Hru?
Post self-deleted by Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool.
Post self-deleted by Great Riga.
Ur not funny😒
Why is bread good, but the crust sucks, when pizza crust is good?
THAT SHOULD BE THE QUESTION OF THE DAY!
yes, but if I'm hungry enough I'll just sleep again
Evinagioni
Post self-deleted by Great Riga.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
Norinsk
Can you be quiet? Just join the RP or something.
Nator State, I put my post on the RMB, did you see it?
Astoreus
They're Kantrian not Astorian so they can't, also Great Riga my telegram box was full so any issue you sent today/yesterday did not come through.
Anyways how's everyone doing today?
Astoreus
I'm okay!
Dear Citizens and Residents of Astoria,
We are conducting a survey on the approval rates of government positions, please respond to it (https://forms.gle/FYwjQyvmCrRC3oBh9) if you can!
Speaker and Moderator,
Sateru
Unike, Omnicontrol, Lordhelm, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, Astoreus
'sup
Evinagioni
Yo! Welcome
Lordhelm
I envy you so much rn B)
^..^
Lordhelm
They can. They just have to do some puppetwork DAIRYC is a puppet.
Lordhelm
Welcome to Astoria!
True
Dairyc, Lordhelm
Monthly Report
Following the attack on the Czar's coronation last month, the Ministry of the Interior, Justice, and the Armed Forces have intensified their efforts to stamp the communist insurgency in Western Magdonia.
The Monthly Report on Casualties in the west stared that there have been 45 friendly KIAs as well as 67 wounded. Enemy deaths number in the 200s, and unknown wounded. It has also declassified an operation last month, Operation Ozhilenije;
Pallas Company of the 1st Motorized Rifles Division (105 soldiers plus 7 BTRs and 3 PT-17M3 tanks), as well as a Mi-35M2 'Super-Hind' and 3 F-16IMs of the 3rd Air Wing participated. A tip-off from local Kochevniks about a suspected meeting between high-ranking insurgent leaders was suspected to take place in the village of Mimazhik. The F-16s engaged 2 hostile birdies, later identified as two MiG-21 LancER aircraft at around 5:30AM..following this, the Mi-35M2 destroyed several armored vehicles protecting the compound, and infantry moved in. 17 hostile were killed, and 8 high-priority targets were apprehended, including current Socialist party, and opposition party leader, Demetrij Levchenko. Others were identified as defector Lieutenant-General Nikolai Orlov, MDZP Vice-Chairman Sanzhaje Rashchov, and other senior party and military officials. They have been safely transported to the capital and are awaiting their court date before a military tribunal.
In other news, there has been another month of anti-socialist unrest in several major cities. Marshal Law was declared in Tobolsk and Remangorod after several organized attacks took place on local socialist party members and leaders.
Unike
Unike
Hello
Unike
Holy Dystopia Accurate Russia Order Of All
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
Hello
Unike, Lordhelm
Question of the Day
What is your favorite type of plane?
Lordhelm, Evinagioni
the flat plane
Unike
My favorite plane is the red plane Snoopy pilots when he roleplays WW1
Unike
Russian Multi-Role Fighters. They're dogsh*t but DAMN are they sexy.
Unike, Lordhelm
the XB-70 Valkyrie. Its a supersonic Mach 3.08 bomber having been made in 1964, its the fastest made bomber ever designed and produced and you can go and see it at Wright-Patterson AFB near Dayton, Ohio. Its just a fascinating aircraft in general.
Unike, Lordhelm
Hello!
Unike, Lordhelm, United In Majesty, Rosartemis
Hello Frogish!
QOTD Responses
[spoiler]
Certainly an iconic choice!
Certainly an interesting choice!
I prefer American planes myself but to each their own :P
Pretty much the response I expected from you :P
[/spoiler]
Koronic, Frogish, Lordhelm
OoH! Hey Frogish! Pleasure to see you here at Astoria :D
Unike
Sunwing c:
Unike
Paper, though air is good too.
Unike
Cessnas are pretty fire
Unike
The plane of existence.
Unike
I wanted it to rhyme :P
Evinagioni
I suppose that technically counts!
Exactly the answer I'd expect from a God of Destruction
Good choice!
Lordhelm
Hehehe
*Evil sheep baas*
Unike
I suppose seaplanes are also good
Unike, United In Majesty
My next RP post is supposed to be March, but I think the RP is in May. Just so you know, Raswa declared war on March 1st, and the navy has shuffled its deployment.
Hello everyone
Evinagioni
Hello and welcome to Astoria!
Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Garvija and Frogish!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Ardonni
Well, Compagne has fallen into Tazarskian hands so take it up with them. I created a whole new nation.
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Evinagioni
Hi there! Welcome to Astoria!
i :>
Morning
Unike, Eroter Toket, Ardonni
Good morning (actually evening for me)
Unike
July 30th.
After several weeks of expose by both sides in the criminal trial of the 8 high-ranking MDZP members has finally concluded. It took the jury only 30 minutes to reach a conclusion. Guilty on all charges, which include; Mass murder, high treason, conspiracy to commit regicide, conspiracy of 1st degree murder, grand larceny, and other charges.
Judge Arnold Panfilov delivered the final sentencing, each one of them being sentenced to death, including opposition leader Demitrij Levchenko. At 1:30PM on July 30th, all 8 men hung from the neck until dead, victims of the first military tribunal conducted since 1927, at the end of the Civil War.
Another month of unrest has occurred and steady progress towards rooting out communism is Magdonian territory has been made, and expedited with the capture and death of most of their top military commanders and political leaders.
Unike
I forgot to tell you but my country has kinda a dark history... Ill tell u more later - Jaroslau Tartu, leader of Garvijan PR
Unike, Eroter Toket, Catgirlboss
im back from the abyss yall.
Unike, Eroter Toket, Catgirlboss
I can't wait to hear more about your country's history :3
Heyo! Welcome back!
Unike
Hyland expresses our concern with these unfolding events and wishes you the best of luck in rooting out communism within your nation
Long time no see!
Cant wait to hear it!
did you see what i sent you
Im bored,what should I do?
Catgirlboss
Calculus
Unike, Lordhelm, Catgirlboss
That is not the first thing that pops into my head when I'm bored
Unike
Some ways that you can get more involved in the region :3
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
Though if you want suggestions for stuff to do outside of NS, Id say go play your favorite video game or read a book!
Catgirlboss, Order Of All
Tazarskia, are you recognizing Raswa? They really don't like the Compagne colonies, and declared war in March.
Tazarskia
i saw
I am interested in joining the Astorian Royal Calvary,what do I need?
hey, im gonna put a phoneme inventory in here for Lankh, i know it has the /x/ and the /dʒ/
but its not fully fleshed out, the other phonemes are from goergian but i need find witch ones i like the most.
if anyone wants to learn more about lankh you can send me a telegram
Unike, Koronic
Glad you asked! Just join our Discord.
Unike, Catgirlboss, Order Of All
Hehehe
its cool tho
Yeah, i pulled it and accidentally junked it, so i bought another one bc i knew you would like it, since its north korea and all lol
If you have/can get discord, join Astorias discord server which is linked in the post you quoted and then apply in channel #building-00
If you cant get discord I would suggest just joining the World Assembly and endorsing Koronic, as thats also a way of helping our region. Plus you can then be eligible to join the Roleplay if you want to!
WA: https://www.nationstates.net/page=un
Catgirlboss, Order Of All
NEWS
following the former sultans death, his brother had taken the throne, but now, matters have shifted to an ethnic cleansing campaign in the nations west coast, with the nations shamanistic minority, the Jingêve indigenous race, being massacred en masse.
the campaign is led by Jing-je-kun, a former Preist in the Ankho religion, and has began to spread by the introduction of the popular app, wechat to the nation.
the nation has begun to not only engage in massive industrialization, but has also allowed foreign companies to trade their products in Nahuatistan.
the downside to this is that now, the anti-shamanic ideals have spread through the entire nation, with the people buying illegal firearms and going to the coast to participate in the genocide.
Catgirlboss
hey does anyone know how to make a map of your country? i cant draw that well and i dont want to bother people about it
What do you want your map to display?
locations
i made a website for Lankh, check it out:
https://sites.google.com/tsd.org/lankh/home
wsg historia
look at the website i made
🎶"And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight😠"
🎶"But my hands been broken one too many times...😔"
I tried, but it wont let me
Did you publish it yet, cos if not, that might be the reason
i did
Ill try again, then.
The simplest way is to just download the existing map, crop it in Google Slides or whatever, then put little numbered markers on it. Upload it to postimages, slap it into a Dispatch, then write up the Legend listing the cities in order of the numbers. (I'm assuming you're referring to just cities and capital?)
Its still not working for me. Odd.
Question of the Day
In general do you prefer colder or hotter weather?
colder
Unike, Dairyc
ill try to fix it real quick
Dear Citizens,
We have put a new vote on the Assembly, the ARC Amendment. Please note that for an amendment to pass it requires 2/3 of the votes for it.
https://astorians.boards.net/thread/54/vote-on-second-amendment
Unike
Royal Engagement Announcement: Archduke Martin Lorenz von Auzen and Princess Komoko Supinoe Set to Marry
Today, it has been announced that Archduke Martin Lorenz von Auzen, the third son of Prince Hanz Ferdinand von Auzen, Prince of Hansberg, is set to marry Princess Komoko Supinoe of Unike.
The wedding is scheduled for December 15, 2032, and the grand celebration will take place at the regal halls of the Grand Winter Palace of Branden, Hansberg.
Unike, Olivio
Huh-?
Raswa sent diplomatic envoys, they were ignored, then Raswa noticed Compagne colonies everywhere and declared war.
Olivio-Magdonia Affairs
Olivio has announced the sale of eighteen F/A-18 Super Hornet Comabat Planes and six Pauraque Multi-Role Stealthy Fighter Jets to Magdonia for a total combined price of 750,000,000 Thalassian Dollars.
Olivio has also announced the plan to send two research teams to Magdonia to work alongside their Magdonian counterparts in Magdonian owned facilities. One team will focus on marine research and the ecosystem of Magdonia's shores and waters, the other will focus on mammal life of Magdonia.
Unike, Rr Puppet, Hyand, Uasics, Umahou
I don't want war-
Unike
I want recognition of at least one of my three nations, and I don't want you to have territory in Westwellia.
Nuclear Weapons and Power
Olivio has begun to build ballistic missile submarines to carry the SLBMs as all 5 scheduled have been completed and brought to Olivio.
All 10 total planned ICBMs have been completed as well, 8 of which have been stationed in Hansberg and 2 have been given to the Shadow Imperium. 20 more ICBMs have been scheduled for production and 5 more SLBMs.
Olivio has also announced plans to construct a facility to hold ICBMs in Unike.
The Nuclear Power Program in the Shadow Imperium is nearing completion, with the capital of Acticoula now being completely nuclear powered, most cities in the Imperium have power plants at near completion and will soon be taken off the power grid formerly paid for by Olivio.
Unike, Evinagioni
Olivio-Imperium Space Program
Olivio and the Imperium have announced the United Astronomic Research Agency (UARA), a joint space department with two facilities, one in Acticoula and one in Chisago.
A joint project to establish a permanent base on the moon has been also announced, with the goal to have the base completed by 2040.
Unike
Frozen
Like my soul
Unike, Koronic
Colder
Unike, Koronic
We've got a lot of cold weather fans apparently, I definitely prefer warmer weather though
Now i know where to make it snow
Now I know where to make it hot
3030300300303
what
Idk
I both applaud and fear whoever puts mobile on the poll.
Well, if anyone does choose mobile
Unike
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