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Astorian Ambis wrote:Being able to take their job seriously and with the respect it deserves

well looks whoÂ’s on the rmb

Astorian Ambis

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006390

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006399

What on earthÂ…?

Post self-deleted by Thal Dorthat.

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:

Don't ask >.>

it's been an eventful day already

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006390

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006399

What on earthÂ…?

it'll be explained later

the war will be over by 6 CST

Thal Dorthat wrote:it'll be explained later

the war will be over by 6 CST

Discord iÂ’m guessing

Right, IÂ’m not on discord until sunday

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Plutoi The_Farimur_Terh [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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Hey

how are you (in italy we are at 6:15pm)

Edoardienne wrote:Hey

how are you (in italy we are at 6:15pm)

5:16 here

wassup,Bois

Riko Republic, Adriatic Democratic Empire, Woopera

Post self-deleted by Varsemia.

Dancing Ice Cube wrote:wassup,Bois

ngl, not pretty very today

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:ngl, not pretty very today

I hope it gets better, STBGIoADE

[quote=dancing_ice_cube;55219798]I hope it gets better, STBGIoADE

Thanks

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Unclearian_Ride_The_Lightning_Nation Dancing_Ice_Cube Free_Oven_Camberlanal [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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[spoiler=New Arrivals]Kelnes [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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Good evening Astoria! How are you all tonight?

sorry I didn't post on the rmb earlier y'all I was at a field trip

Post self-deleted by Nahuatistan.

Nahuatistan wrote:sorry I didn't post on the rmb earlier y'all I was at a field trip

Oh nice, I hope you had fun!

Riko Republic wrote:Oh nice, I hope you had fun!

it was very fun I watched a musical and they played the buddy Holly Weezer riff. it made my day

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Shiliah [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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[spoiler=New Arrivals]West_Renard_Valleys Sophlandias [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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West Renard Valleys

Nahuatistan wrote:it was very fun I watched a musical and they played the buddy Holly Weezer riff. it made my day

Sounds like fun and glad to hear you enjoyed it!

[spoiler=Hey! Get to endorsing Koronic!]West_Renard_Valleys, New_Ogunquit, Viratkohli, Caribbean_United_Republic, Kingdom_Of_Leningrad, Zamili, Chidi, Patikistan & Koronic[/spoiler]

ENDORSE KORONIC

If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.

Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.

Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Best regards,

Supreme Intercessor Astoria But Norwegians

Riko Republic, Rosartemis

Astoria But Norwegians wrote:[spoiler=Hey! Get to endorsing Koronic!]***West_Renard_Valleys, ***New_Ogunquit, ***Viratkohli, ***Caribbean_United_Republic, ***Kingdom_Of_Leningrad, ***Zamili, ***Chidi, ***Patikistan & ***Koronic[/spoiler]

ENDORSE KORONIC

If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate ***Koronic.

Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.

Everyone who endorses ***Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Best regards,

Supreme Intercessor Astoria But Norwegians

No way Arsto pinged Koro to endorse themselves in this

Woopera

Thal Dorthat wrote:No way Arsto pinged Koro to endorse themselves in this

Quite literally he did lol

Woopera

Thal Dorthat wrote:No way Arsto pinged Koro to endorse themselves in this

bro pulled the "its not you its me" card on him

Woopera

Woopera wrote:Hi

El haya doa clodsirewoopera!

(hello woopera)

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:El haya doa clodsirewoopera!

(hello woopera)

toki ma nawatisan!

(Hello nahuatistan)

(toki pona)

Woopera wrote:toki ma nawatisa!

(Hello nahuatistan)

(toki pona)

ayyy a fellow person who knows about toki pona

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:ayyy a fellow person who knows about toki pona

toki pona is pretty popular :3

Woopera

Koronic wrote:toki pona is pretty popular :3

since we're on the topic of toki pona does anyone here have some good resources to use to learn it?

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:since we're on the topic of toki pona does anyone here have some good resources to use to learn it?

iirc there's a book you can buy to learn it, that plus YouTube videos should do the trick, tho I've never tried it :p

Woopera

Oat Jenkins vid, suggested good resourses:

https://youtu.be/kSl-iF9ZRLk?si=HqBqMdm40NvhSpU5

Omnicontrol

Thal Dorthat wrote:No way Arsto pinged Koro to endorse themselves in this

Koro should endorse Koro more often

Sarahsparkle wrote:Koro should endorse Koro more often

Koro can fukk off!! Koro will never endorse koro!

Omnicontrol, Adriatic Democratic Empire, Sarahsparkle, Nahuatistan, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Koronic wrote:Koro can fukk off!! Koro will never endorse koro!

I was gonna reply how dare you insult our almighty delegate! but then I realised you're Koro so I guess it's fine :v

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Sarahsparkle wrote:I was gonna reply how dare you insult our almighty delegate! but then I realised you're Koro so I guess it's fine :v

I guess so as well

Koronic wrote:Koro can fukk off!! Koro will never endorse koro!

Sarahsparkle wrote:I was gonna reply how dare you insult our almighty delegate! but then I realised you're Koro so I guess it's fine :v

DonÂ’t worry I got it.

How *dare* you insult our glorious delegate

Koronic, Sarahsparkle

Sarahsparkle wrote:I was gonna reply how dare you insult our almighty delegate! but then I realised you're Koro so I guess it's fine :v

Low Self esteem be like

Sarahsparkle

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1992719

And Rosa still has yet to edit the dispatch

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:I got WA back

Welcome back! :3

Adriatic Democratic Empire, Shion Sonozaki State

Sarahsparkle wrote:Welcome back! :3

Thanks, but i never left Astoria

Sarahsparkle, Shion Sonozaki State

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1992719

And Rosa still has yet to edit the dispatch

im in my college classes right now

Shion Sonozaki State

Rosartemis wrote:im in my college classes right now

Ohhh

ye makes sense

Arcesius, Sarahsparkle

Koronic wrote:yeeeee

Yeeeee.

Koronic

Arcesius wrote:Yeeeee.

yeeeeee

Arcesius

Happy pie day! Mwahahahaha!

*launches 20 intercontinental ballistic pies at Astoria*

Fivalia wrote:Happy pie day! Mwahahahaha!

*launched 20 intercontinental ballistic pies at Astoria*

this sums up the entire internet in one sentence

Fivalia

Nahuatistan wrote:this sums up the entire internet in one sentence

Yep

Fivalia wrote:Happy pie day! Mwahahahaha!

*launched 20 intercontinental ballistic pies at Astoria*

Happy Pie Day to you as well Fivalia/Calidur!

Fivalia

Riko Republic wrote:Happy Pie Day to you as well Fivalia/Calidur!

Of course, of course

Hey for old times sake you should help me start a new pie war

Fivalia wrote:Of course, of course

Hey for old times sake you should help me start a new pie war

*Unloads enormous pie canon that hasnt' been used in years* Did somebody say pie war? *Launches 1K Lemon pies at Omnicontrol, Koronic, Catgirlboss and Fivalia

Fivalia, Shion Sonozaki State

Riko Republic wrote:*Unloads enormous pie canon that hasnt' been used in years* Did somebody say pie war? *Launches 1K Lemon pies at Omnicontrol, Koronic, Catgirlboss and Fivalia

*sends in pie based paratroopers to Astoria, mobilizes mass pie army in Calidur*

We need to secure a beachhead! Thank goodness I made a jumping off point ages ago!

Shion Sonozaki State

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Sarahsparkle Jadek Pans_Swill Maubo [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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Fivalia wrote:*sends in pie based paratroopers to Astoria, mobilizes mass pie army in Calidur*

We need to secure a beachhead! Thank goodness I made a jumping off point ages ago!

Too bad my orbital bombardment systems were already secured and ready to go ages ago. Unike has much history of participating of these so we are never unprepared. *Unveils the largest pie cannon ever built in Unike*

Riko Republic wrote:Too bad my orbital bombardment systems were already secured and ready to go ages ago. Unike has much history of participating of these so we are never unprepared. *Unveils the largest pie cannon ever built in Unike*

Ye gods! *ducks for cover*

Alright men, we need to bring the pie tanks and overwhelm that gun!

*pie tanks begin rolling into Unike from multiple directions, all converging on the enormous pie cannon.*

Fivalia wrote:Ye gods! *ducks for cover*

Alright men, we need to bring the pie tanks and overwhelm that gun!

*pie tanks begin rolling into Unike from multiple directions, all converging on the enormous pie cannon.*

what the...

Juspolita

Nahuatistan wrote:what the...

This is completely non-canon to anything it's just having fun. Don't use too much logic to it either just go!

*Launches apple pies at Nahuatistan*

Nahuatistan wrote:what the...

Anything that moves is a target! Go go go!

*group of soldiers breaks down Nahuatistan's door and begins chucking pies at everything in sight*

Also what Riko said, it's just for fun. Cape of Good Hope inexplicably uses pie based weaponry, and it's pie day so why not.

Omnicontrol

Riko Republic wrote:This is completely non-canon to anything it's just having fun. Don't use too much logic to it either just go!

*Launches apple pies at Nahuatistan*

COUNTER ATTACK I HAVE RHUBARB

*in the distance*

SEND IN THE RHUBARB PIES

*a single soldier goes and throws rhubarb pies at Riko and fails miserably*

Nahuatistan wrote:COUNTER ATTACK I HAVE RHUBARB

*in the distance*

SEND IN THE RHUBARB PIES

*a single soldier goes and throws rhubarb pies at Riko and fails miserably*

*The pies are ate by local wildlife posing no danger to the local Unikean populace*

Commence Operation Applefall

*Orbital Bombardment Cannons begin firing on all cylinders and send a volley towards Nahua and Calidur*

Riko Republic wrote:*The pies are ate by local wildlife posing no danger to the local Unikean populace*

Commence Operation Applefall

*Orbital Bombardment Cannons begin firing on all cylinders and send a volley towards Nahua and Calidur*

*the soldier tries again and gets one successful hit. the soldier then ceases to exist*

Nahuatistan wrote:*the soldier tries again and gets one successful hit. the soldier then ceases to exist*

The pie successfully splatters over one building

Shion Sonozaki State

Hello Astoria.

This is your reminder to vote in the Harbinger nominations.

Or I will find you.

Cheers!

Riko Republic, Shion Sonozaki State

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Mas_Durus [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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Riko Republic wrote:*Unloads enormous pie canon that hasnt' been used in years* Did somebody say pie war? *Launches 1K Lemon pies at Omnicontrol, Koronic, Catgirlboss and Fivalia

Ooooh is this the famous pie RP I've heard about? Nice to see it coming to Astoria :3

Astorian Ambis wrote:Hello Astoria.

This is your reminder to vote in the Harbinger nominations.

Or I will find you.

Cheers!

Guys, don't worry he won't harm you he's merciful or that's what his national nation type says at least... anyways go vote on the forum, our Archangel Tribunal needs its Harbingers for a constitutional review asap!

Fivalia

can y'all remove pings from quotes smdh /lh /pleasedoremovethemthough

Catgirlboss wrote:Ooooh is this the famous pie RP I've heard about? Nice to see it coming to Astoria :3Guys, don't worry he won't harm you he's merciful or that's what his national nation type says at least... anyways go vote on the forum, our Archangel Tribunal needs its Harbingers for a constitutional review asap!

I had a bring a flavorful blast from the past and introduce it to you all as well :3

Omnicontrol wrote:can y'all remove pings from quotes smdh /lh /pleasedoremovethemthough

Enjoy the pie smdh

Fivalia

Riko Republic wrote:*Unloads enormous pie canon that hasnt' been used in years* Did somebody say pie war? *Launches 1K Lemon pies at Omnicontrol and some other people which I will not ping

help

the boykissers are getting hit with LEMON pies

not even strawberry, LEMON

justice for Omnicontrol's boykissers

Riko Republic

Riko Republic wrote:*Unloads enormous pie canon that hasnt' been used in years* Did somebody say pie war? *Launches 1K Lemon pies at Omnicontrol, Koronic, Catgirlboss and Fivalia

nah I'm feeling like pinging everyone again

Riko Republic

Koronic wrote:nah I'm feeling like pinging everyone again

*Unleashes pie nuke towards Koronic*

Unike wrote:*Unleashes pie nuke towards Koronic*

you never expected it, I have the pizza shield

Riko Republic wrote:*Unloads enormous pie canon that hasnt' been used in years* Did somebody say pie war? *Launches 1K Lemon pies at Omnicontrol, Koronic, Catgirlboss and Fivalia

ItÂ’s all fun and games until The Fla- I mean pie thrower comes In, *coversRiko Republic Omnicontrol Nahuatistan Catgirlboss Koronic and Fivalia and All of Astoria in pies*

Koronic, Fivalia, Catgirlboss

Oh wait, I forgot the Imperial Pie StarÂ

Riko Republic wrote:*The pies are ate by local wildlife posing no danger to the local Unikean populace*

Commence Operation Applefall

*Orbital Bombardment Cannons begin firing on all cylinders and send a volley towards Nahua and Calidur*

You fool! YouÂ’ve forgotten CalidurÂ’s special ability! Go Lord of Pies!!!!!

*all the pies are redirected to Calidur, boosting the nations special attack by 2 and nullifying any damage*

Mwahahaha

Calidur wrote:You fool! YouÂ’ve forgotten CalidurÂ’s special ability! Go Lord of Pies!!!!!

*all the pies are redirected to Calidur, boosting the nations special attack by 2 and nullifying any damage*

Mwahahaha

Sadly you have forgotten a crucial detail. It nullifies all pie damage. So If I set the pies o fire, YOU STILL Take damage FOOL

Calidur

NOW BOW DOWN TO THE ULTIMATE WINNER OF THIS PIE WAR, MEEEEE

hello im new

Catgirlboss, Calidur

Vortiart wrote:hello im new

Welcome To Astoria!

Vortiart wrote:hello im new

The Chaos in the previous messages was The result of a pie war, cuz itÂ’s pie day

thanks im now just learning how the game works

Adriatic Democratic Empire

I already saw something like that

Adriatic Democratic Empire

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Vortiart wrote:hello im new

Heyo, welcome to Astoria!

Vortiart wrote:I already saw something like that

Welcome :3

Vortiart wrote:hello im new

Welcome

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