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Region: Astoria

History

Dionysou wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If someone from the beginning of your nation was transported to the present day, what do you think their reaction would be?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Probably something racist lol (prompt suggested by Nu Elysium)[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

(From the beginning of Unclear as a independent nation)

1640's Unclearian: What in the screw is all this stuff?

Modern Unclearian: It's what we call technology.

1640's Unclearian: What is technology?

Modern Unclearian: Things we call computers, smartphones, and all that stuff you see.

1640's Unclearian: Well back in my day it was wood stoves, oil lamps, and fires.

Modern Unclearian: I understand that, but you have to remember, you are from the 1600's, and this is the 21st century.

1640's Unclearian: I am still baffled by this stuff you call "technology".

Velhkaiddia

Balkanize the US! California, Cascadia, Texas, the South, Maine!

No, seriously, Balkanize everything.

Velhkaiddia

Eragon Island wrote:Balkanize the US! California, Cascadia, Texas, the South, Maine!

No, seriously, Balkanize everything.

Balkanized Colorado terrifies me

Nahuatistan wrote:Balkanized Colorado terrifies me

Mmmmmmm . . . Balkanized Colorado . . . No, what's worse is Balkanized Nebraska.

Eragon Island wrote:Mmmmmmm . . . Balkanized Colorado . . . No, what's worse is Balkanized Nebraska.

Balkanized Michigan has entered the chat 💀

Nahuatistan wrote:Balkanized Michigan has entered the chat 💀

Heh.

Balkanized Madagascar.

Eragon Island wrote:Heh.

Balkanized Madagascar.

Balkanized Iraq

Nahuatistan wrote:Balkanized Iraq

Balkanized Afganistan

Post self-deleted by Dionysou.

Eragon Island wrote:Balkanized Afganistan

BALKANIZED NORTH KOREA

Nahuatistan wrote:BALKANIZED NORTH KOREA

. . . I don't have anything better.

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Carpathian_Slovenians 13_States_America Rayastan The_Dynasty_Of_The_Fron Canstoia Kurtka Trayan [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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Velhkaiddia wrote:I bid you forgiveness for your quack shot nonsense, however, the question is, how do they survive without men?

men are subservient to the cult, duh

Velhkaiddia, Unclear

Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.

Eragon Island wrote:Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.

Imagine not being a sultanate ruled by the king of hell himself with a capital city that canonically has an eternal night sky over it (Elden ring reference) that used to be owned by catboys before it got burned to the ground bc their chieftain accidentally burned the wrong guy at the stake.

Nahuatistan wrote:Imagine not being a sultanate ruled by the king of hell himself with a capital city that canonically has an eternal night sky over it (Elden ring reference) that used to be owned by catboys before it got burned to the ground bc their chieftain accidentally burned the wrong guy at the stake.

Not the catboys!!11!11!!!

Dionysou wrote:You're meant to post from your Astorian account

Yes, but I can't see from this account if there are new unread posts on Astralis. I had no intention of posting from a different puppet, I just want it to be easier for me to catch up when I take breaks.

Eragon Island wrote:Balkanize the US! California, Cascadia, Texas, the South, Maine!

No, seriously, Balkanize everything.

No.

Sincerely, a Californian.

Eragon Island wrote:Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.

How many times have you said this? I think it's starting to get on my nerves.

Coastal States wrote:

Sincerely, a Californian.

How many times have you said this? I think it's starting to get on my nerves.

Oh, it's getting on your nerves, my bad. . .

[spoiler]Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]

Nahuatistan

[quote=eragon_island;55814025][quote=coastal_states;55813796

Sincerely, a Californian.

How many times have you said this? I think it's starting to get on my nerves.[/quote]

ong like could you imagine [spoiler]being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]

Nahuatistan

Eragon Island wrote:Oh, it's getting on your nerves, my bad. . .

[spoiler]Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]

Nu Elysium wrote:ong like could you imagine [spoiler]being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]

these are the funniest things I have read on this RMB all year, 10/10

Nu Elysium

Nahuatistan wrote:these are the funniest things I have read on this RMB all year, 10/10

Awesome

*sigh* 545 million people, and I still haven't gotten an issue that allows me to get a space program.

Nu Elysium wrote:*sigh* 545 million people, and I still haven't gotten an issue that allows me to get a space program.

it's just not meant to be ☕🐧

Nu Elysium

Balkanized. Vatican. City.

Nu Elysium

Woopera wrote:Balkanized. Vatican. City.

Oooooooooooooh . . .

[spoiler=Hear me out...]Balkanized Balkans[/spoiler]

Post self-deleted by Woopera.

Eragon Island wrote:Oh, it's getting on your nerves, my bad. . .

[spoiler]Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]

Tell me you need a healthy dose of humility without telling me you need a healthy dose of humility...

Woopera

Yoo wassup my astorian friends!

Shion Sonozaki State

Good mornin astoria :)

Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera

Federal Republic Of Therinia wrote:Yoo wassup my astorian friends!
Sup

Federal Republic Of Therinia, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera

[spoiler=New Arrivals]United_Telue_Elo_Khmocio Noam_Ha_Gever [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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Woopera

woah

is this the magical place called rmb

so cool

Tazarskia, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera

Coastal States wrote:Tell me you need a healthy dose of humility without telling me you need a healthy dose of humility...

Oh, I'm so, so sorry that I don't care if you find me annoying.

Woopera

The Nameless Hill wrote:woah

is this the magical place called rmb

so cool

Mhm, Magical in every Aspect, Fr.

Woopera, The Nameless Hill

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Flakwenzer [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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[spoiler=New Arrivals]Kacprogrod [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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[spoiler][table=noheader][tr][td]West_Renard_Valleys[/td][td]Government_Of_The_Republic_Of_Lucas[/td][td]Chidi[/td][td]Jadek[/td][td]Walkerions_Empire[/td][td]United_Mahartanva[/td][td]New_Seathew[/td][td]Hagana[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Osmeinia[/td][td]Midget_Squad[/td][td]Jorcan[/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][/tr][/table]

[/spoiler]

ENDORSE KORONIC

If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.

Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.

Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Nu Elysium wrote:[spoiler=Hear me out...]Balkanized Balkans[/spoiler]

idk man that much Balkanization in one single place that has already been Balkanized would send the Balkans into a state of critical Balkan mass that will cause it to collapse into a black hole of Balkanization that will swallow all of the balkans

Greetings, from Flakwenzer. Flakwenzer is a proud and free nation, enthusiastic to join Astoria! Thank you for welcoming us into your community.

Koronic, Shion Sonozaki State, Kevinski

Flakwenzer wrote:Greetings, from Flakwenzer. Flakwenzer is a proud and free nation, enthusiastic to join Astoria! Thank you for welcoming us into your community.

Welcome

[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]How is everyone doing?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Good! The weather is amazing today, it's been super nice.[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Warzone Arstotskiano wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]How is everyone doing?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Good! The weather is amazing today, it's been super nice.[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Bad...Half of my house is destoyed from the tronado in houston.

Eragon Island wrote:Oh, I'm so, so sorry that I don't care if you find me annoying.

Wow, what an amazing statement that contributes as much as it does to this glorious Region.

Warzone Arstotskiano wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]How is everyone doing?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Good! The weather is amazing today, it's been super nice.[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Good, doing an experiment

In the creek behind my home we have what are known as Hellbender Salamanders. The are too cool so I had to pick themÂ

Woopera wrote:Good, doing an experiment

Ok done

I need to move this nation out briefly to set something up, it will be back when it's been done!

(Has anyone else noted that sometimes when you make a new nation, it copies the password you set for the new nation into the password of the one you were signed in to? This has happened to me twice so far.)

Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera

Coastal States wrote:Wow, what an amazing statement that contributes as much as it does to this glorious Region.

No shizzle. It's not supposed to contribute. I don't care.

Woopera

Eragon Island wrote:No shizzle. It's not supposed to contribute. I don't care.

Eragon be chill fr

Woopera

[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Velhkaiddia, Leutermech, Crobon

Woopera wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Uhhhh.........erm.......I think it's south or something like that, even though I'm not on the world map but south is fine

Woopera

Velhkaiddia wrote:Uhhhh.........erm.......I think it's south or something like that, even though I'm not on the world map but south is fine

You took this WAY too literally

Velhkaiddia

Woopera wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

whichever direction is communist

Velhkaiddia, Woopera

umm what does it mean to be withdrawn....is it that bad, you know, for the people being withdrawn?

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:whichever direction is communist

So Auth left?

Woopera wrote:So Auth left?

yeah

Woopera

Toramon wrote:umm what does it mean to be withdrawn....is it that bad, you know, for the people being withdrawn?

Not to worry those are closing for a variety of reasons but it's not of any consequence to your nation.

Woopera

Woopera wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

probably lib-left if I had to guess

Good evening Astoria :3 How are you all tonight?

Woopera

greetings. I'm not a new person I just made this as an account I can use to stay in Astoria while my main is roaming the lands. this is Nahuatistan btw

Woopera

Nahua Astorian Puppet wrote:greetings. I'm not a new person I just made this as an account I can use to stay in Astoria while my main is roaming the lands. this is Nahuatistan btw

you should move it to astoria then :3

Woopera

Sateru wrote:you should move it to astoria then :3

moved it :P

Woopera

Nahua Astorian Puppet wrote:moved it :P

this is literally me guys

Woopera

Imagine not having just read the Nationstates Wikipedia article.

Velhkaiddia, Woopera

Eragon Island wrote:Imagine not having just read the Nationstates Wikipedia article.

WAIT THERES A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE??

Velhkaiddia, Woopera

Nahua Astorian Puppet wrote:greetings. I'm not a new person I just made this as an account I can use to stay in Astoria while my main is roaming the lands. this is Nahuatistan btw

this is truly one of the moments of all time.

-Wooperan Puppet

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:WAIT THERES A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE??

Duh.

Velhkaiddia, Woopera

Eragon Island wrote:Duh.

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little sh*t? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marines, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mothers pantry, and I have over 300 confirmed thefts. I am trained in internet warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire summer company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all five continents, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over Natiostates? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of middle schoolers across the country and your spawn is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can threaten you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with copypastas. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the planet, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

(this is all a joke btw but still I was wating for an excuse to use this paragraph of tomfoolery)

Velhkaiddia

Nahuatistan wrote:-snip-

Is this the guerrilla warfare copypasta?

And good thing I'm in highschool, I guess.

Nahuatistan wrote:What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little sh*t? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marines, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mothers pantry, and I have over 300 confirmed thefts. I am trained in internet warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire summer company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all five continents, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over Natiostates? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of middle schoolers across the country and your spawn is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can threaten you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with copypastas. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the planet, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

(this is all a joke btw but still I was wating for an excuse to use this paragraph of tomfoolery)

WELCOME TO "IF NAHUATISTAN WAS CHARGED FOR THEIR CRIMES"

Velhkaiddia

Woopera wrote:WELCOME TO "IF NAHUATISTAN WAS CHARGED FOR THEIR CRIMES"

I'd be sent to prison immediately 💀

Eragon Island wrote:Is this the guerrilla warfare copypasta?

And good thing I'm in highschool, I guess.

yes. yes this is.

Velhkaiddia

Nahuatistan wrote:I'd be sent to prison immediately 💀

yes. yes this is.

Knew it!

Nahuatistan wrote:I'd be sent to prison immediately 💀

yes. yes this is.

HELP I NEED TO DO IT AAAAAAAA

I NEED TO KNOW IF THE STOLEN OBJECTS ARE VALUABLE

Velhkaiddia

Post by Nahuatistan suppressed by a moderator.

Post by Woopera suppressed by Thal Dorthat.

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:you will never know :3

here's a complete list of every crime I've committed:

[spoiler=this is a joke btw]Abusive Sexual Contact

Advocating Overthrow of Government

Aggravated Assault/Battery

Aggravated Identity Theft

Aggravated Sexual Abuse

Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft

Airplane Hijacking

Anti-racketeering

Antitrust

Armed Robbery

Arson

Assassination

Assault with a Deadly Weapon

Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer

Assisting or Instigating Escape

Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter

Bank Burglary

Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement

Bank Larceny

Bank Robbery

Blackmail

Bombing Matters

Bond Default

Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities

Bribery Crimes

Certification of Checks (Fraud)

Child Abuse

Child Exploitation

Child Pornography

Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness

Coercion

Commodities Price Fixing

Computer Crime

Concealing Escaped Prisoner

Concealing Person from Arrest

Concealment of Assets

Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)

Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer

Contempt of Court

Continuing Criminal Enterprise

Conveying False Information

Copyright Matters

Counterfeiting

Counterintelligence Crimes

Credit/Debit Card Fraud

Crime Aboard Aircraft

Crimes on Government Reservations

Crimes on Indian Reservations

Criminal Contempt of Court

Criminal Forfeiture

Criminal Infringement of a Copyright

Cyber Crimes

Damage to Religious Property

Delivery to Consignee

Demands Against the U.S.

Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce

Destruction of an Energy Facility

Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure

Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy

Destruction of Corporate Audit Records

Destruction of VeteransÂ’ Memorials

Detention of Armed Vessel

Disclosure of Confidential Information

Domestic Security

Domestic Terrorism

Domestic Violence

Drive-by Shooting

Drug Abuse Violations

Drug Smuggling

Drug Trafficking

DUI/DWI on Federal Property

Economic Espionage

Election Law Crimes

Embezzlement

Embezzlement Against Estate

Entering Train to Commit Crime

Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.

Environmental Scheme Crimes

Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners

Examiner Performing Other Services

Exportation of Drugs

Extortion

Failure to Appear on Felony Offense

Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations

False Bail

False Pretenses

False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters

Falsely Claiming Citizenship

False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court

False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers

False Information and Hoaxes

False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation

Federal Aviation Act

Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)

Female Genital Mutilation

Financial Transactions with Foreign Government

First Degree Murder

Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony

Forced Labor

Forcible Rape

Forgery

Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail

Fraud Against the Government

Genocide

Hacking Crimes

Harboring Terrorists

Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement

Hate Crime Acts

Homicide

Hostage Taking

Identity Theft

Illegal Possession of Firearms

Immigration Offenses

Impersonator Making Arrest or Search

Importation of Drugs

Influencing Juror by Writing

Injuring Officer

Insider Trading Crimes

Insurance Fraud

Interference with the Operation of a Satellite

International Parental Kidnapping

International Terrorism

Interstate Domestic Violence

Interstate Violation of Protection Order

Larceny

Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys

Mailing Threatening Communications

Major Fraud Against the U.S.

Manslaughter

Medical/Health Care Fraud

Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft

Misuse of Passport

Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents

Molestation

Money Laundering

Motor Vehicle Theft

Murder by a Federal Prisoner

Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting

Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility

Narcotics Violations

Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution

Obstruction of Court Orders

Obstruction of Federal audit

Obstruction of Justice

Obstruction of Criminal Investigations

Officer Failing to Make Reports

Partial Birth Abortion

Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena

Peonage

Perjury

Picketing or Parading

Pirating

Possession by Restricted Persons

Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.

Possession of Narcotics

Possession of Child Pornography

Private Correspondence with Foreign Government

Probation Violation

Product Tampering

Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses

Prostitution

Protection of Foreign Officials

Public Corruption Crimes

Racketeering

Radiological Dispersal Devices

Ransom Money

Rape

Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion

Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating

Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds

Registration of Certain Organizations

Reproduction of Citizenship Papers

Resistance to Extradition Agent

Rescue of Seized Property

Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title

Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant

Robbery

Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances

Sabotage

Sale of Citizenship Papers

Sale of Stolen Vehicles

Searches Without Warrant

Second Degree Murder

Serial Murders

Sexual Abuse

Sexual Abuse of a Minor

Sexual Assault

Sexual Battery

Sexual Conduct with a Minor

Sexual Exploitation

Sex Trafficking

Shoplifting

Smuggling

Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence

Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)

Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing

Subornation of Perjury

Suits Against Government Officials

Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant

Tampering with Consumer Products

Tampering with Vessels

Theft of Trade Secrets

Torture

Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services

Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)

Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale

Transportation of Slaves from U.S.

Transportation of Stolen Vehicles

Transportation of Terrorists

Trespassing

Treason

Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents

Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property

Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction

Vandalism

Video Voyeurism

Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons

Violence at International airports

Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity

Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death

Wire Fraud[/spoiler]

I can't.

Post self-deleted by Eragon Island.

Eragon Island wrote:Same

fellow war crime committee I see

Nahuatistan wrote:fellow war crime committee I see

Why, yes. I mean, I ran the Hivemind for a long time, and they were nothing but warcrimes

This is now Azzzzzzzzzztoria. Gnight!

VODKA VODKA PIVO PIVO OBOSRALSYA ZA ZAZILOM

Farmilia wrote:VODKA VODKA PIVO PIVO OBOSRALSYA ZA ZAZILOM

...

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Cocoland_Of_Dummies Hailars Kormien Nahua_Astorian_Puppet Crobon Caedelia_And_Rhoak Fluela [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

This is an automated message.

Caedelia And Rhoak

Good Morning :3

Hailars

Woopera wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Authright(reactionist monarchism)

Woopera

Woopera wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Centre Right.

Woopera

Heyo Astoria :3

Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera, Hailars

Unike wrote:Heyo Astoria :3

pop cat

Woopera

Hailars wrote:pop cat

pop tart

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Leutermech, United Telue Elo Khmocio, Flakwenzer, Caedelia And Rhoak, and Hailars!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astraea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order of Astraea are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's angelic nobility. They may prefix "Sir","Lady" or "Sair" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Woopera

qotd

best meme?

sweden or something

tota answer :3 - asbestos

Woopera

It be one of those days

Woopera

Post by Velhkaiddia suppressed by Thal Dorthat.

Velhkaiddia

Nahuatistan wrote:you will never know :3

here's a complete list of every crime I've committed:

[spoiler=this is a joke btw]Abusive Sexual Contact

Advocating Overthrow of Government

Aggravated Assault/Battery

Aggravated Identity Theft

Aggravated Sexual Abuse

Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft

Airplane Hijacking

Anti-racketeering

Antitrust

Armed Robbery

Arson

Assassination

Assault with a Deadly Weapon

Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer

Assisting or Instigating Escape

Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter

Bank Burglary

Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement

Bank Larceny

Bank Robbery

Blackmail

Bombing Matters

Bond Default

Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities

Bribery Crimes

Certification of Checks (Fraud)

Child Abuse

Child Exploitation

Child Pornography

Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness

Coercion

Commodities Price Fixing

Computer Crime

Concealing Escaped Prisoner

Concealing Person from Arrest

Concealment of Assets

Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)

Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer

Contempt of Court

Continuing Criminal Enterprise

Conveying False Information

Copyright Matters

Counterfeiting

Counterintelligence Crimes

Credit/Debit Card Fraud

Crime Aboard Aircraft

Crimes on Government Reservations

Crimes on Indian Reservations

Criminal Contempt of Court

Criminal Forfeiture

Criminal Infringement of a Copyright

Cyber Crimes

Damage to Religious Property

Delivery to Consignee

Demands Against the U.S.

Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce

Destruction of an Energy Facility

Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure

Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy

Destruction of Corporate Audit Records

Destruction of VeteransÂ’ Memorials

Detention of Armed Vessel

Disclosure of Confidential Information

Domestic Security

Domestic Terrorism

Domestic Violence

Drive-by Shooting

Drug Abuse Violations

Drug Smuggling

Drug Trafficking

DUI/DWI on Federal Property

Economic Espionage

Election Law Crimes

Embezzlement

Embezzlement Against Estate

Entering Train to Commit Crime

Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.

Environmental Scheme Crimes

Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners

Examiner Performing Other Services

Exportation of Drugs

Extortion

Failure to Appear on Felony Offense

Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations

False Bail

False Pretenses

False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters

Falsely Claiming Citizenship

False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court

False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers

False Information and Hoaxes

False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation

Federal Aviation Act

Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)

Female Genital Mutilation

Financial Transactions with Foreign Government

First Degree Murder

Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony

Forced Labor

Forcible Rape

Forgery

Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail

Fraud Against the Government

Genocide

Hacking Crimes

Harboring Terrorists

Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement

Hate Crime Acts

Homicide

Hostage Taking

Identity Theft

Illegal Possession of Firearms

Immigration Offenses

Impersonator Making Arrest or Search

Importation of Drugs

Influencing Juror by Writing

Injuring Officer

Insider Trading Crimes

Insurance Fraud

Interference with the Operation of a Satellite

International Parental Kidnapping

International Terrorism

Interstate Domestic Violence

Interstate Violation of Protection Order

Larceny

Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys

Mailing Threatening Communications

Major Fraud Against the U.S.

Manslaughter

Medical/Health Care Fraud

Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft

Misuse of Passport

Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents

Molestation

Money Laundering

Motor Vehicle Theft

Murder by a Federal Prisoner

Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting

Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility

Narcotics Violations

Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution

Obstruction of Court Orders

Obstruction of Federal audit

Obstruction of Justice

Obstruction of Criminal Investigations

Officer Failing to Make Reports

Partial Birth Abortion

Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena

Peonage

Perjury

Picketing or Parading

Pirating

Possession by Restricted Persons

Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.

Possession of Narcotics

Possession of Child Pornography

Private Correspondence with Foreign Government

Probation Violation

Product Tampering

Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses

Prostitution

Protection of Foreign Officials

Public Corruption Crimes

Racketeering

Radiological Dispersal Devices

Ransom Money

Rape

Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion

Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating

Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds

Registration of Certain Organizations

Reproduction of Citizenship Papers

Resistance to Extradition Agent

Rescue of Seized Property

Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title

Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant

Robbery

Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances

Sabotage

Sale of Citizenship Papers

Sale of Stolen Vehicles

Searches Without Warrant

Second Degree Murder

Serial Murders

Sexual Abuse

Sexual Abuse of a Minor

Sexual Assault

Sexual Battery

Sexual Conduct with a Minor

Sexual Exploitation

Sex Trafficking

Shoplifting

Smuggling

Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence

Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)

Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing

Subornation of Perjury

Suits Against Government Officials

Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant

Tampering with Consumer Products

Tampering with Vessels

Theft of Trade Secrets

Torture

Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services

Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)

Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale

Transportation of Slaves from U.S.

Transportation of Stolen Vehicles

Transportation of Terrorists

Trespassing

Treason

Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents

Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property

Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction

Vandalism

Video Voyeurism

Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons

Violence at International airports

Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity

Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death

Wire Fraud[/spoiler]

Bruh......these are just different crimes, there's no count in it on how many times you've committed

I'm bord

Lordhelm

I was just at Urban Air, an indoor trampoline and overall fun park, for the last 2 hours or so. I spent most of that time playing dodgeball.

Riko Republic, Lordhelm, Woopera

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Dooch_Land Girs_Iuus Zhuanghwei [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

This is an automated message.

Lordhelm

Nahuatistan wrote:-wtf-

I cannot believe I have to say this. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT COMMITTING SEXUAL CRIMES AGAINST MINORS, OR OTHERWISE, ON THE ASTORIAN RMB. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT COMMITTING ANY OTHER CRIMES EITHER.

This is your first strike on the warning system, a verbal warning. Despite that, this is your only warning you will get before banjection if you do this again.

Unike, Grishahakkaverchynot, Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Velhkaiddia, Sateru, The Nameless Hill

Post by Woopera suppressed by Thal Dorthat.

Woopera

Astoria But Norwegians wrote:I cannot believe I have to say this. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT COMMITTING SEXUAL CRIMES AGAINST MINORS, OR OTHERWISE, ON THE ASTORIAN RMB. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT COMMITTING ANY OTHER CRIMES EITHER.

This is your first strike on the warning system, a verbal warning. Despite that, this is your only warning you will get before banjection if you do this again.

Aw, there goes my plans!

(DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT AND WILL NOT COMMIT A CRIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THE WRITER HAS INTENDED TO THE READER TO READ THIS AS A JOKE. PLEASE DO NOT EVER ENDORSE OR COMMIT ANY CRIME.)

Woopera wrote:-I have stated the offense for doing this again already.-

Woopera, this is your first verbal warning. I believe I made myself clear in my prior message.

Grishahakkaverchynot, Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Velhkaiddia, Sateru

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