Post Archive
Region: Astoria
Post self-deleted by Nahuatistan.
Who's Doxx?
Doxx, aka doxxing.
bro is speaking in tongues now, soon its gonna be 'te h'e 'rl'd 'd 'rn ki'ens
hmmm
Ok, even I cannot translate that, except the last word, which is kittens.
there have been 369 instances of the word "bro" in this day, including this one.
nice
also h' y' do'n' v'r'n'
its "hate the world and burn kittens"
Oh . . . makes sense, I can kind'a see that.
'How you doing [idk]'?
how you doing everyone
I got close.
I'm doing pretty good I just invaded Poland on accident again
i edited the counter because i forgor when Koro said it.
certified ADHD moment
I am in perpetual agony. my body hurts whenever I get out of bed.
anyways who wants to partake in some tomfoolery and possibly shenanigans?
Heck yeah!
⚠GOOBER DETECTED!⚠
If this involves Paldean Wooper somehow, im in
I mean you can make it involve Paldean Wooper
Good morning, good night, and good day my Astorian friends! I just want to quickly remind you about the Supreme Harbinger elections coming up, and politely ask for you to vote me. I'm a consistent Harbinger, have authored many of the currently standing Court Rulings, and was the Acting SH before elections. So, vote Golden, vote Ambis
Thal Dorthat
guys im making a clong for the next Cursed Conlang Circus, if you want to help with more not sufixes you can.
OMG YESSS GO FOR IT WOOPERA!
what's the whole jist of it? is it written by incisions on ones body? are the sounds downright confusing for any language to have? is the spelling so absolutely incorrect that even Tibetan speakers wont be able to figure out how to do it right?
Woopera
Basically if Douleur and kaybopf (idk how to spell it) had a baby on steroids
Nahuatistan
I'ea'y 'ate ra'ts.
here's what i have:
[spoiler:Fnnuy Clong]
Sounds:
/p͡͡t͡k/ a
/b͡d͡ɡ/ e
/ef/ f
/æ̆͡b̆͡k̆͡d̆͡ɛ̆͡f̆͡ɡ̆͡h̆͡ɪ̆͡d̆͡ʒ̆͡k̆͡ɫ̆͡m̆͡n̆͡ŏ͡ʊ̆̆͡p̆͡ɻ̆ʷ͡ s̆͡t̆͡j̆͡ŭ͡v̆͡w̆͡k͡s̆͡ĭ̆͡z̆/ h
/q/ i
/kmʙrdɡqsʃʒɮltm/ j
/mːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːː/ k
/jan.mis.a.li./ l
/bɪjˑp/ m
/n̆ŏ/ n
/ŋə/ o
/p̆̆̆̆̆/ p
/ʁːːːːːːːː/ r
/ʙːːːːːː/ s
/a˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩/ t
/ʙ˩˥/ u
/ɔ/ w
/ɑ̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̈/ y
/pʰx̩ːːː/z
Verb adjectives:
Location of speaker:
Africa: Afrika
North Amerika: Nutamerika
Antarctica: Antartika
Asia: Asziah
Europe: Juropah
Oceania:Otsianja
South America:Sudamerika
Location of action:
Africa: Afrik
North Amerika: Nutamerik
Antarctica: Antartik
Asia: Asz
Europe: Jurop
Oceania:Otsian
South America:Sudamerik
Month of action:
January:Janari
February: Fepuary
March: Mars
April: Apri
May: Mahi
June: Jyn
July: Juli
August: Aukus
September: Septempe
October:Octopo
November: Nopais
December: Krismas
None/Other: Nju
Hour(s) of action:
1:00-3:00: Monin
3:00-6:00: Halmonin
6:00-9:00 Wakup
9:00-12:00: Daj
12:00-15:00 Hadaj
15:00-18:00 Hanait
18:00-21:00 Nait
21:00-24:59 Naina
None/Other: Noni
[spoiler/]
Fixed for ya
LMAO YOU TURNED THE ENTIRE ENGLISH ALPHABET INTO A SINGLE PHONEME
compared to my attempt at a cursed conlang that was based on online furry speak (imagine "?! OwO! Hiwo thiw!~" but way worse) this thing you have birthed is absolutely divinely cursed and I think it beats Seraphim in terms of phonology
Woopera
so, any suggestions?
For what?
personally I think you should make the spelling worse, make the written word for January be spelled as "JфIhәfrd" but pronounce it as "Yamaryi", just take the current orthography and make it as bad as possible then i think itll be perfect
Woopera
for the clong
also i accidentally called the suffixes adjectives.
for the clong itself, I think it could use more fricatives and goofy grammar, like before any vowel there HAS to be a certain suffix for that exact vowel and it cant be used for any other sound or its ungrammatical. or even better, add make the /x/ phoneme a vowel for the funsies :3
youknowwhat? im gonna make you into a letter
Nahuatistan
like https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nahuatistan
Nahuatistan
Yo, you should make weird grammar rules. Like some suffixs can only put on in certain context, and only when there is another specific word. And make certain words be spelled differently when there are different other words in front.
Nahuatistan
OMG imagine there's a word and you have to spell it as "nation=nahuatistan"йңә'/nation=nahuatistan,>]dwq" its perfect.
mother i have been immortalized as a conlang :3
literally Wenzhounese with its tones.
Woopera
O-O
Woopera
i filled it to the brim with unfunny jokes
A silly cɭoŋ
Sounds:
/p͡͡t͡k/ Yin
/b͡d͡ɡ/ Yang
/ef/ f.
/æ̆͡b̆͡k̆͡d̆͡ɛ̆͡f̆͡ɡ̆͡h̆͡ɪ̆͡d̆͡ʒ̆͡k̆͡ɫ̆͡m̆͡n̆͡ŏ͡ʊ̆̆͡p̆͡ɻ̆ʷ͡ s̆͡t̆͡j̆͡ŭ͡v̆͡w̆͡k͡s̆͡ĭ̆͡z̆/ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
/q/ Al arabia
/kmʙrdɡqsʃʒɮltm/ kmbvrrdgqsśźlźltm
/mːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːː/ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
/jan.mis.a.li./ poki tona
/bɪjˑp/ -... . . .--.
/n̆ŏ/ no-
/ŋə/ YOU
/p̆̆̆̆̆/ p- *dies*
/ʁːːːːːːːː/ owie throat hurts
/ʙːːːːːː/ haha funni helicopter sound
/a˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩/ a with caracter development
/ʙ˩˥/ car
/ɔ/ normie
/ɑ̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̈/ PvZ
/pʰx̩ːːː/ Oppenhaimer
/x/ normie 2.0
/cul/ nation:nahuatistan
/pr/ my cat
Verb suffixes:
Location of speaker:
Africa:
North America:
Antarctica:
Asia:
Europe:
Oceania:
South America:
Location of action:
Africa:
North Amerika:
Antarctica:
Asia:
Europe:
Oceania:
South America:
Month of action:
January:
February:
March:
April:
May:
June:
July:
August:
September:
October:
November:
December:
None/Other:
Hour(s) of action:
1:00-3:00:
3:00-6:00:
6:00-9:00:
9:00-12:00:
12:00-15:00
15:00-18:00
18:00-21:00
21:00-24:59
None/Other:
oh my lord...
its..divine!~ this is genuinely so funny, the fact you have to put the location of both the speaker and the action, along with the month and hour(s) of said action make this already a headache to learn, if you added a tonal system like wenzhounese where the tone is changed based on the word before it and the word after it, plus a system of emphasis where every word can be a curse word or slur if emphasis is put on the middle syllable, it would be harder than any languages ever, like Ithkuil on steroids
Woopera
progress:
A silly cɭoŋ
Sounds:
/p͡͡t͡k/ Yin
/b͡d͡ɡ/ Yang
/ef/ f.
/æ̆͡b̆͡k̆͡d̆͡ɛ̆͡f̆͡ɡ̆͡h̆͡ɪ̆͡d̆͡ʒ̆͡k̆͡ɫ̆͡m̆͡n̆͡ŏ͡ʊ̆̆͡p̆͡ɻ̆ʷ͡ s̆͡t̆͡j̆͡ŭ͡v̆͡w̆͡k͡s̆͡ĭ̆͡z̆/ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
/q/ Al arabia
/kmʙrdɡqsʃʒɮltm/ kmbvrrdgqsśźlźltm
/mːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːː/ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
/jan.mis.a.li./ poki tona
/bɪjˑp/ -... . . .--.
/n̆ŏ/ no-
/ŋə/ YOU
/p̆̆̆̆̆/ p- *dies*
/ʁːːːːːːːː/ owie throat hurts
/ʙːːːːːː/ haha funni helicopter sound
/a˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩/ a with caracter development
/ʙ˩˥/ car
/ɔ/ normie
/ɑ̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̈/ PvZ
/pʰx̩ːːː/ Oppenhaimer
/x/ normie 2.0
/cul/ nation:nahuatistan
/pr/ my cat
Verb suffixes:
Location of speaker:
Africa: Al arabiaAl arabia
North America: my catmy cat
Antarctica: nation:nahuatistan
Asia: Oppenhaimer
Europe: p- *dies*
Oceania:my catYOU
South America: normienormie
Location of action:
Africa: Al arabiaAl arabiaAl arabiaAl arabia
North Amerika: my catmy catmy catmy cat
Antarctica: nation:nahuatistannation:nahuatistan
Asia: OppenhaimerOppenhaimer
Europe: p- *dies* p- *dies*
Oceania:my catYOUmy catYOU
South America:normienormienormienormie
Month of action:
January:car
February:carnormie
March:carcar
April: carnormienormie
May:carnormiecar
June: carcarnormie
July: carcarcar
August: carnormienormienormie
September: carnormienormiecar
October:carnormiecarnormie
November: carnormiecarcar
December: carcarnormienormie
None/Other: normieYOU
Hour(s) of action:
1:00-3:00: Yin
3:00-6:00: Yang
6:00-9:00: Yin f.
9:00-12:00: Yin Yin
12:00-15:00 Yang f.
15:00-18:00 Yang Yin
18:00-21:00 Yang Yang
21:00-24:59 Yin f. f.
None/Other: f.
ranyways Gnight
cursed conlang idea: finnish
Windows Raider, Windows 8, Gates, Nahuatistan, Woopera
NO RULES
Windows 8, Gates, Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Rosartemis Uniao_Real_De_Koike Ircity [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
This is an automated message.
than k you i am hapy to join this regon
Avaloel
Be sure to apply for Angelhood and join the discord server.
Peace Negotiations
After 1.5 Million lost, Calidur and
Hi Calidur, The war will end this week, reason is that the device will be taken up. Any terms for the treaty?
Woopera
Welcome fellow astorian!!
Woopera
[spoiler][table=noheader][tr][td]West_Renard_Valleys[/td][td]Government_Of_The_Republic_Of_Lucas[/td][td]Viratkohli[/td][td]Chidi[/td][td]Jadek[/td][td]Srpsko_Kosovo_I_Metohija[/td][td]Walkerions_Empire[/td][td]United_Mahartanva[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]New_Seathew[/td][td]Hagana[/td][td]Osmeinia[/td][td]Hungarian_Commune[/td][td]Midget_Squad[/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][/tr][/table]
[/spoiler]
ENDORSE KORONIC
If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.
Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.
Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Attention all members of the Order of Astraea!
The Temple of the Worldly Sphere has authored a new recommendation for the resolution at-vote, Fair Work Visas Act. In summary, the Temple recommends you vote FOR this resolution.
Find the detailed recommendation below:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2508238
even better cursed conlang idea: Hungarian.
[table][tr][td]RP Prompt of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]How diverse is your nation? Do certain groups face unfair treatment?[/td][/tr]
[/table]
Lordhelm, Velhkaiddia
Not very diverse, but we are very inclusive :7
Lordhelm
Hewwo Astoria
Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Shion Sonozaki State, Catboy, Celestial Cyptopir
hello poop shaddwo
edit: I meant pope but I typed this with me eyes closed
I want to colonize spain
Why?
Hewwo
retribution
Are you from a former Spanish colony?
I am bak
Although the majority of the population in the confederacy is human (60%) we do have a very diverse population, consisting of elves, dwarves, and other sentient species. Although some might face racism in some parts, they are treated fairly by law and can always seek safety in their home communities.
Velhkaiddia, Dionysou
People who voted moth, I have questions for you
Rosy maple moth.
I just broke the tie between moth and butterfly
Also i am back at it again >:3
[spoiler=A silly cɭoŋ]
Sounds:
/p͡͡t͡k/ Yin
/b͡d͡ɡ/ Yang
/ef/ f.
/æ̆͡b̆͡k̆͡d̆͡ɛ̆͡f̆͡ɡ̆͡h̆͡ɪ̆͡d̆͡ʒ̆͡k̆͡ɫ̆͡m̆͡n̆͡ŏ͡ʊ̆̆͡p̆͡ɻ̆ʷ͡ s̆͡t̆͡j̆͡ŭ͡v̆͡w̆͡k͡s̆͡ĭ̆͡z̆/ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
/q/ Al arabia
/kmʙrdɡqsʃʒɮltm/ kmbvrrdgqsśźlźltm
/mːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːː/ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
/jan.mis.a.li./ poki tona
/bɪjˑp/ -... . . .--.
/n̆ŏ/ no-
/ŋə/ YOU
/p̆̆̆̆̆/ p- *dies*
/ʁːːːːːːːː/ owie throat hurts
/ʙːːːːːː/ haha funni helicopter sound
/a˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩˩˥˥˩/ a with caracter development
/ʙ˩˥/ car
/ɔ/ normie
/ɑ̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̈/ PvZ
/pʰx̩ːːː/ Oppenhaimer
/x/ normie 2.0
/cul/ nation:nahuatistan
/pr/ my cat
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Dictionary:
car: verb
normie 2.0 normie: noun
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Verb suffixes:
Location of speaker:
Africa: Al arabiaAl arabia
North America: my catmy cat
Antarctica: nation:nahuatistan
Asia: Oppenhaimer
Europe: p- *dies*
Oceania:my catYOU
South America: normienormie
Location of action:
Africa: Al arabiaAl arabiaAl arabiaAl arabia
North America: my catmy catmy catmy cat
Antarctica: nation:nahuatistannation:nahuatistan
Asia: OppenhaimerOppenhaimer
Europe: p- *dies* p- *dies*
Oceania:my catYOUmy catYOU
South America:normienormienormienormie
Month of action:
January:car
February:carnormie
March:carcar
April: carnormienormie
May:carnormiecar
June: carcarnormie
July: carcarcar
August: carnormienormienormie
September: carnormienormiecar
October:carnormiecarnormie
November: carnormiecarcar
December: carcarnormienormie
None/Other: normieYOU
Hour(s) of action:
1:00-3:00: Yin
3:00-6:00: Yang
6:00-9:00: Yin f.
9:00-12:00: Yin Yin
12:00-15:00 Yang f.
15:00-18:00 Yang Yin
18:00-21:00 Yang Yang
21:00-24:59 Yin f. f.
None/Other: f.
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Noun suffixes:
Animanity:
Alive:Yin YOU f.
Dead: Yang Yin f. car
Schrödinger:my cat PvZ PvZ
Colo(u)r:
Red:poki tona
Orange:poki tonaYOU
Yellow:YOU
Green:YOUYin
Blue:Yin
Purple:Yinpoki tona
Black:Yang
White:PvZ
Græy:Yang PvZ
None:f. f. Yan Yan
Multiple: -... . . .--.
Emotion:
Happy:-... . . .--. PvZ
Sad:Yin Yang Yin PvZ
Angry:f. f. YinYin
Fear:-... . . .--. PvZ PvZ Yin Yin
Softness:
Soft:my cat
Hard:PvZ
Other:poki tona f.
Transparency:
Transparent: nation:nahuatistan
Opaque: f. f. f. PvZ -... . . .--.
Other:Oppenhaimer
State of matter:
Solid:PvZ PvZ
Liquid:my cat my cat f. -... . . .--.
Gas: Oppenhaimer carnormienormie 2.0
Plasma:Oppenhaimer carnormie
Bose-Einstien Condensate:p- *dies* carmy cat
Other:carnormiemy cat
Edibleness:
Edible and Harmless:PvZ owie throat hurts
Edible ONLY cooked/microwaved: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -... . . .--. -... . . .--. -... . . .--.
Non Edible:my cat my cat f. Yan Yan
Edible but Poisoned:no- my cat PvZ
Legality:
Legal: f. normie car car
Illegal: f. f. PvZ normie 2.0
Other:my cat normie a with caracter development
Relative position of the object compared to Drew Durnil
Close:f. f. poki tona poki tona
Far:normie normie my cat
Other: normie 2.0 no-
[/spoiler]
You have no freinds
Not generally, unless they are dwarves, which experiance opression in multiple constituant countries
Velhkaiddia, Dionysou
ye im half mexican
Post self-deleted by Woopera.
Hi :) i just became independent :D
Woopera
Why are you a Yin YOU f. poki tona f. f. Yin Yin PvZ f. f. f. PvZ -... . . .--. PvZ PvZ my cat my cat f. Yan Yan f. normie car car Normie 2.0 no-
Nu Elysium
5 million people ?
Woopera, Northern Belguim
real and factual
Woopera
Anyways,
I need a noun to translate
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]What uncommon thing would you encourage everyone to try once?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Trying more different food combinations[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
[/table]
Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Velhkaiddia, Northern Belguim
anthropomorphism
Woopera
I know it's corny but walking in the rain just feels so damn good, everyone should try it :3
Koronic, Rock Pumice, Velhkaiddia, Nahuatistan
no, like an object
sleeping
Velhkaiddia
kitchen knife
Post self-deleted by Woopera.
Where is the knife, it's REALLY important
Northern Belguim
Hi guys! :D
Woopera
in the bathroom
Nu Elysium, Woopera, Northern Belguim
Yum
Yes 5 billion at-least we use the Us Dollar :P
THE POOP KNIFE!??!!! :shocked:
Northern Belguim
In which continent of Earth
Northern Belguim
In which country of earth,
In which state on earth,
In which county on earth,
In which city on earth,
In which building on earth.
Woopera
IN WĦICĦ ÞØIŁEÞ ON EARÞĦ
Þ = T
Woopera
Eating dirt.
correction, the funny looking p in there is called thorn and used to be in English until the printing press became a thing, it makes the "th" sound, not a "t" sound.
a correct usage of thorn would be in icelandic where it is still seen today in words like "þafðr" and "þagat". one could also use it to write modern day English, for example:
"þe sky is made of þe hopes and dreams of þousands of people"
I love þorn, it's cool and simple
Nahuatistan, Nu Elysium
Guys what happens if these angry mobs east of my capital get more angry?
Nu Elysium, Woopera
Let them eat cake.
Woopera
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