Post Archive
Region: Astoria
No bombs = good stuff
A bunch of bombs = bad stuff
Olivio, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool, Vokreben
5:09 PM, Vokreben, Vivanobmia.
After several attacks coming from a unknown country, the Vokrebenian military could resist only 3 weeks and 5 days and 8 hours on record. The leader of Vokreben couldn't make it, he was killed in the terrorist attack, the capital of Vokreben, Vivanobmia, was destroyed in a matter of days. The Vokrebenian military had to surrender, no one really knows who will take over control of Vokreben. And It might soon go extinct.
Unike
omw to nuke norinsk after such a statement 😔
Unike, Karkastan
But then you can't aerially bombard enemy positions!
Koronic
Why? You kept saying that you, Koronic are a peaceful nation, now all the sudden you want to nuke me? I don't want to break it to you, but all your claims about how peaceful you are, are lies.
Sultanate Of Turkey
I know, but let's keep Astoria a friendly region, shall we?
Unike, Evinagioni, Kovosva
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Koronic
I don't want to break it to you, but that was a joke, because nukes are bombs
<3
Fiiiiiine lol
Strandhague has just banned the advertising of prescription drugs.
Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey
Possible member
Today, the National Council of Karkastan Rashid send New Shadow Imperiuman offer to join the ADA.This conclusion was made on the basis of the fact that this is also a northern nation that has also experienced as many horrors as Karkastan, so it would be good to conclude with a country so close to us
Dairyc, Sultanate Of Turkey, Evinagioni
alr yall just calm down, the bomb stuff is over. I will stay calm, and collected :)
Evinagioni
Rabbits are amazing
I'm not sure if this a good or a bad thing. On the one hand it will reduce the power of big pharma but on the other hand it may cause a reduction of investments in research thus hampering the whole healthcare system.
Unike
As evidenced by the real life United States it's definitely a good thing overall lol
Evinagioni
Still alive
Still idealess
Dairyc, Eroter Toket
Still alive
Still online
Still bored
Kyree Usa
Not alive.
The message suddenly ends.
You in Nato 2022?
I ended my civil war. If you want to establish diplomatic ties, I think I've got enough lore and names to RP. You can try visiting Amerikia, Nerea, or Raswa; but you probably don't want to visit the cultists of Seraphland (I haven't developed them much anyway).
Sultanate Of Turkey, Vlayikrai, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
No it's not me but someone who likely downloaded their flag from the same source.
Dairyc
i want to see the cultists
Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
hello, i have added my freind to this reigon kyree USA
Unike, Evinagioni
Hi everyone. I'm new to the region.
Unike, Evinagioni
hi im new how are you
Unike, Evinagioni, Nahuatistan
Hello welcome to Astoria!
Kyree Usa, Bakukiri
Guys btw i'm TSTF but from my old nation
Unike, Evinagioni
If you find their island, you can.
that should buy some time, time to reread Dune
Welcome to Astoria!
hello
Eroter Toket
im backkk
im gonna invade you
nooo
DOGPILE ON BAKUKIRI
hi. this is my astoria output. i might not be active on here but i made this incase :)
Rr Puppet, Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
yes
i am building more mcdonalds https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1947316
yes
Nuke him.
hello you look very lively to me
hello
Sultanate Of Turkey
Same with you!
Breaking News
with the country still reeling from the civil war, there are many who think the new polices instated by the leader dont benefit the people, with multiple militias spawning in the eastern coast, maintaining a border with the other countries in the region.
as of now, the current leader, Diba Shoktaw, is hiding in the capital building. it is unclear if more wars will break out in the future, but we believe the military will begin to instill a curfew, and will partol the streets at night.
Yes I love chocolate more than I love my teeth
Rr Puppet
In that case go for it lol
Unikean intelligence is watching these events carefully, and if we need to intervene again we can and will
(RR Puppet is just my HUE nation)
Thx. how are you?
Rr Puppet, Sultanate Of Turkey
Good, et tu?
Eroter Toket
im fine but ive been better. I could use more sleep
Rr Puppet
I feel that
You do? where I live it's 7:22 am and I haven't slept at all and I'm supposed to go to school in a hour
Rr Puppet
Ok admittedly not THAT bad lol
Eroter Toket, Evinagioni
Be like me, play NationStates all day and night along and sleep during classes 💪
Rr Puppet
respectable
Evinagioni
WHAT IF THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO?
NEWS
The leader of Nahuatistan has instilled a curfew, at witch no citizen is allowed to be out of their home after 8:00 PM
after the curfew has taken effect, there will be tanks and military vehicles patrolling the the streets. the soldiers are given instructions to shoot anyone on sight, and to leave the bodies in the street, practically disobeying the national religion. with military aggression on the rise, most citizens are not leaving their homes in fear of being gunned down.
gangs, or the Nahuati term, "Ganelas" are becoming more common in the outskirts of the nation, with some being as close as the eastern coast.
rest assured that Nahuatistan is a safe, peaceful nation, we hope this does not deterr you from visiting our glorious homeland.
Koronic
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[sub][sup]8th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]
The National Assembly has recently passed a bill which increases the funding of public education. The bill allocates additional resources to hire more qualified teachers, update outdated textbooks and classroom technology, and expand educational programs for underserved communities.
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[sub][sup]10th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]
The KSA has announced the completion of the first section of mission "Tekoakono." The second step, establishing a lunar space station, is bound to start within a few months, and expected finish in roughly 20-30 years, due to the increased difficulty of the mission.
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[sub][sup]13th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]
Koronic's nuclear armament project has finished, with the number of nuclear weapons supposedly reaching a value higher than expected.
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Koronic
SAS
oh hello there
why u bully me?
lol
Let's just don't do that now...
Post self-deleted by Kazvengea.
After a surprise invasion in Vokreben, and the whole country destroyed as the Vokrebenian military couldn't face the whole invasion and with the president of Vokreben murdered, all the eyes are at the CEO of the Vokrebenian military force, since he didn't ask for help in time, and now the whole country is a wasteland.
"Well, we made a mistake, and we can't go back, the real question is who actually invaded us, because it was just a surprise attack overall, from a country."
All the so called "secret military forces" took over Vokreben and changed the law a lot. And since all reporters are banned from Vokreben, no one will know who really attacked them just when another war is going to come, when who will be on who's side.
I'm not bullying anyone lol
SAS
youre living the best life :)
Unike, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
well if you want to invade me yes, so please don't start a war... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
November 2023 General Election
Dear Astorians,
The General Election for the positions of Prime Minister, Speaker, and Chief Justice is fast approaching!
Candidacy declarations are set to open on November 1st, 00:00 GMT. We warmly encourage all citizens to consider running for office. For those who are not yet citizens, now it's the best moment to apply: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/10/citizenship-applications.
Your participation is vital in shaping the future of our region.
Unike, Tripolis Knight, Norinsk
Good morning/day/night everyone!
Evinagioni
why is pepol after meeeeeeee
im safe i no like thisss
Evinagioni
no no dogpile
why why nuke me I did nothing
Good evening!
You should join the regional roleplay!
It's very easy, join the World Assembly and endorse Koronic and then ask them to be added to the map :D
Unike
okkkk
Evinagioni
i have abbi d's serch history
I still need to ask to be added to the map as well lol
*300 nukes hits bakukiri at once*
ITS CALLED SUSTAINING THE ORDER OF PEACE IN ASTORIA. AND ITA SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL DO.
Unike
I present you the criminal code bill. I plan to finally submit it to the Crowned Assembly after the election. Feel free to post suggestions :3
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1944393
Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey, Jobi, Evinagioni
NO
FUKK PEACE
WAR IS BASED
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1948693
Hello all Astorians!
Dairyc, Evinagioni, Dazilirux
We didn't start the fire
We sustain the order of peace by silencing all opposition.
Yes. Where are you going to be?
Unike
this is perfect for astoria!
Catgirlboss, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
yes
Catgirlboss
yes indeed
Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
very yes
i disagree
i am pleased to say that i now have sacrifice legal in Nahuatistan!
translate this:
איך האָבן קידס אין מיין קעלער (this is a joke btw its not true)
it says "I have kids in my basement." bro wth
its a joke, i dont have kids in my basement
ik
im learning how to speak yiddish
oh cool same but with japanese instead
good for you!
i would learn japanese but its too hard for me
私を見て!日本語を話せます!
クールですね?
איך רעד באגרעניצט יידיש!
私は少し日本語を話します
שיין
ありがとう!
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