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Region: Astoria
Anton (proviene del lider militar mas existoso de tiguarak) y rosinala(del tiguaran antiguo"la que manda a la manada)
Dionysou
Why tf do people raid? It just seems like a jerk move. Seriously.
Simple,por territorio
Why are you in a raider region if you don't like raiding 💀
Una pregunta, ya me habran dado permiso para rp?
Roleplay. Duh, Dionysou
Nobody forces anyone to participate in R/D gameplay if they choose not to. Some of us enjoy it others don't and either way is fine.
Ya he explicado como unirse al RP. También si hablas en una lengua que no es inglés tienes que ofrecer un traducción a inglés. Este regla existe porque la mayoría del region no habla el mismo idioma.
[How to join the RP cont'd]
I used to think it was a jerk move, however, nowadays in NS theres whats called governors. Having a governor basically makes you immune to being raided. So a nation has to sign up for the option of being raided, which imo is fine.
Riko Republic
Still, Riko Republic, still just seems like jerky.
Calidur fair enough
I wouldn't call it my favourite (cuz I basically just started reading it), but "Merrick" by Anne Rice
Has there been a raid?
Also why is everyone changing their flag all of a sudden
I like transformers, I like boobies :3
Who knows, Im keeping the Calidur flag because I like it
In my case it's part of a regional event from a bit ago
Calidur
ctrl c... ctrl v...
In my case it's part of a regional event from a bit ago
IDk, should get a flag change?
ngl, I liked your old flags more
Koronic, Calidur
ha
I agree
Calidur
hell is LO
These changes aren't permanent
What your old flag look like?
the Sarah revolution :0
Riko Republic, Koronic
I should probably specify that I'm also Unike
Ok that makes so much sense now
why are you on an alt tho?
I use this nation for recruitment
Ok
hello all...
Hello
my favorite book is the cellist of sarajevo
hello
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Hewwo Astoria :3
hello asstoria
hello
hello
hello
Please refrain from posting the same message 4 times in a row, please and thank you :3
Beep boop
Hello discord
Koronic
Testing the bot for italics, bold, underlines, [sup]supscript[/sup], [sub]subscript[/sub] and strike
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Gioni
How's everyone doing today?
war.
You know just killing a remote tribe for there land so I can mine aluminum
like a true commie should
Emmmm, nada nuevi,ademas de que mk medioabiente es una ######
Es una regla que si usas idiomas diferentes que inglés tienes que ofrecer un traducción a inglés.
[Must offer English translations]
Catgirlboss
Post by Girtaltor suppressed by Catgirlboss.
собака идет собачий шум
I knew I had made a mistake 😕... i regretted it.
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
80s Alternative Rock is the best music. This is an objective fact, and not in any way a subjective fact.
I must admit 80's Rock is pretty good :3
And it is objectively the best, except, maybe, classical viking war chants.
-new flag-
i like it :3
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💀
Mungaermen
Thanks for the input Koro
Koronic
you're welcome :3
Riko Republic
...
deep
Riko Republic
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Because that's what I meant to say, it glitched out originally
B
Bro really got suppressed for speaking Russian 💀
Bruh I actually got suppressed tf
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MAYBE??? HAVE YOU HEARD THE MASTERPIECES BY HILDEGARD VON BINGEN???? YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Evinagioni
Ha! Uncultured? No, I have never heard of that wo/man's masterpieces. However, I have heard many multiple 80s alternative rock.
Today was a great day.
i hope you slip on a banana peel.
I WILL INVADE YOU SO HARD YOUR ECONOMY WILL CRASH HARDER THAN THE IRANIAN RIALS WORTH
HA! My economy is already a stinking poophole, so I doubt you could do much.
aw man...
*sad nahuatistan noises*
Don't worry. After I (Finally) finish the slave auction post series, and do stuff about the economic revival plan, our economy will be attackable.
Cheese?
Yum
Cheese is good, 'especially swiss, American, and parmesan.
American cheese is is
Is is? What?
Is
Ok.
أخبار الجنة (Paradise News)
Emir Malik Khalil announced today a 10-year construction project that will link Palahano to Magna-Scientia and the rest of Heylestia. This comes as no surprise as just recently Palahano joined the PoS, which Magna-Scientia is in. This endeavor will link Palahano's oil supply to Magna-Scientia, after which it will go to wherever it needs to go from there. A deal was made to allow Palahano to build the pipeline by the Grand Chancellor of Magna-Scientia, Reikshiel Arformata, in exchange for 18.5% of the profits. The Emir agreed to these arrangements and they began to plan out the pipeline.
Riko Republic, Nahuatistan, Dionysou, Great Eurasian Unions
Unsure if anyone here was around when I made my Havenmoon stuff, so if you value your sanity, I warn you about clicking on this:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1990858
Riko Republic
Anyone looking to buy oil or ores?
TAZARSKIAN NEWS
Tazarskia's event "Bridge to Culture" was a success, with many people coming and experimenting the beauty of the event. Relations with Dionsynia and CIS have improved with this event, and relations with both are expected to continue to grow over time however - sadly our king which attendend the event, within a few hours after the event ended. The king was found in a bad condition, and was took to emergency - The king was already seen in a bad condition in the event already but was able to put up with it. Updates only tell us he's been declining.
Riko Republic, Dionysou
Approval of Southern Territorial Expansion:
With the new treaty agreement signed between the League of Sovereigns and CIS allies, the Navean government had approved a southern territorial expansion. This new southern territory will be incorporated into the province of Soyo and Campilla. With this new territory, the nation will finally be able to disperse its compacted population throughout its nation, especially in the province of Zaha. On the other hand, the new territory is believed to be rich in mineral material, which would be beneficial to the growing Navean economy.
After this approval, the Navean government began to prepare for the territorial expansion, which is set to officially begin in the upcoming month. On a side note, the Navean Emperor had made a personal speech stating that this territorial expansion would be its last on the continent. However, this will not be applied to expansion outside of the continent.
Riko Republic, Dionysou, Calidur
House of Leaves
Riko Republic
Kri'stavad is the most common masculine name, and meaning the "Giver of Blessings", the most common female name is Megh'rina meaning "All powerful".
Dolplandia, Dionysou
Conquest and Glory
A slight chill fills the balcony of the Olympic Palace as the Messenger stands besides me.
He unravels a scroll and speaks to the crown assembled below,
"Upon Royal Decree made upon the Twenty-First of July, Alexis Dionitri, the Duchess of Bacchus, eldest of the Royal Daughters and first born child of the Conqueror of Dionysia, Princess Anastasia Dionitri, shall march northwards into the Sticks River.
May the valley soon see the dawn of true civilization and society, Dionysus bless us all!"
Instead of applause or cheers, the crowd descended into whispers and murmurs. Why is the Duchess invading some random river?
So, I step forward myself to address the people. "You do not understand it's importance, as you are not of the land of Bacchus. To the north of the island, a river from North Westwellia leads into the sea. From this river flows people of a tribe of barbarians, who attack local fishermen of the island. I address you, the people of Olympus simply because this is where the decision was made. I asked my most holy mother for her blessing and Royal Decree to march into the lands which attack the people of my island.
I have raised a local militia from the city of Ampelovros, with 200 volunteers, and 3,500 soldiers sent by our allies the Confederacy of Independent States with a small number of... Robots... I will lead these men to victory and conquer the savages which have attacked a total of twenty fishermen in the last five years alone! Dionysia forever, Dionysus forever!"
I turn around and head back into the palace to ready myself for the upcoming venture. As soon as the doors to the balcony shut behind me, my sisters greet me with excited faces. They speak of pleasantries and praises to me, but I block out the noise. I will bring Dionysia back to it's former greatness, follow in the footsteps of my mother. The tradition of conquest and warriors shall return once I reign as Princess... No, I strive for something greater. Under my fair hand, Dionysia shall become a Queendom and Empire with me as Empress.
I hope at least one of my annoyingly supportive siblings vies for the throne as well, so I may claim the title of Conqueror of Dionysia as well, even if it comes with the price of one of my sisters life. Dionysia has lost it's edge, we don't even have our own Armed Forces, but once I have conquered new lands for the Princessipality, my people will shower me with their approval, I will be the one who truly brings honor back to the Dionysian nation.
I push my siblings aside as they keep trying to flatter me, likely hoping I shall bring one of them along. It is so boring living in the palace, we are nearly never allowed to attend the parties of other nobles.
I enter my chamber and slam the door behind me, and turn around to see me wife, Omphale, going through my closet and packing for me.
"You are not to do the tasks of my concubinatus. Why did you alleviate them of my orders for them?" I ask her, standing behind her. She look back at me, "They're not your concubinatus' anymore and you know that, they're your husbands. That's not legal, and you don't own them."
I sigh, she always had a soft spot for these lowly fools, worst of all she even publicly advocated for their rights. "All the same, you should not be the one doing this task," I say, taking a tunic from her arms and folding it into my baggage, "Allow me to finish, this is my conquest after all." She steps back and sits on the bed, watching me as I fold the last of my clothing into bags. I walk into the far end of my closet to a large wooden chest, inside which rests a set of armor modeled after the former Spartan Empire that used to control Olympus in the days of old. I stare at the set of armor for a while, unsure if I really should proceed with this. Has my lust for power grown unreasonable, is conquering foreign lands going to appease my appetite?
Omphale enters the closet behind me and removes my clothes. "You are my conqueror, you can do this. Defeat these animals and return home to me as a hero of Dionysus," she says and grabs the armor out of the chest and fits it onto me. She is my only moral compass, so perhaps she is right. This will make Dionysia great again. After Omphale has finished putting my armor together on me, she nearly shoves me out of the room and palace. She believes in me, and in this quest, therefor I must stay strong and see it through. I disembark from the palace to the nearest airport in the nearby city of Valora where the plane takes me to Ampelovros, where my warriors await, and am greeted by them upon arrival with cheers and applause. We move atop of the airport in Ampelovros to board multiple helicopters and begin to fly north.
However, on the way there a storm has begun to brew and it gets windy fast. An emergency decision is made to land on the island of Optimus. It's an unclaimed island with a population of less than two hundred off the shore of Oshall, but the few inhabitants here speak Greek, as they were once part of the Bachuss Imperium.
We set up base here, and I decide it's about time we make this island Dionysian. I will have fifty of the CIS soldier remain here and fifty battle droids, half of the ones be brought. We plant a large pole in the ground and to it we adorn the Dionysian flag and the Bacchus flag bellow it. I have been to this island once before, there had been talks of Bacchus annexing the island when I was new to the title of Duchess, I had surveyed the land but my advisors told me it wasn't worth the negotiations I'd had to do with the bureaucrat in Dionapolis for the annexation of such a small island. But now that I am authorized to do so, it will be under Dionysian control forever more.
Over the next few days, the storm continues. Me and my men spend most our time in the only bar on the entire island, while they drink away I keep focused and try to imagine just what savage beasts may await us as we travel.
After five days, many hangovers and "fraternizing" with locals, the weather is clear enough to head to the river by air, however while we waited I had requested some patrol boats be brought to use so we can go by water instead of by land and travel through the river and so we took them instead.
After a few hours, we set out and arrived near the coast where the River Sticks meets the Sea of Dionysia. We began our decent into the river, slowly and cautiously.
As we flow up, we notice smoke in the distance and we stop the boats and tither them to the riverbank. I take a handful of my men are go to investigate. We get closer to the source and one of the soldiers notices there's a town. I look, and it's not what I expected. An actual town, not just some small primitive village of savages... I order one of my men to return and gather two hundred of the party and bring them over. As we wait, I watch as the townspeople walk around their town, unaware of the invasion about to be unleashed upon them.
Once the backup arrives, I lead a charge into the town. However, we find nearly no resistance. I find this peculiar, until a group of armed men come around the corner and have weapons drawn at us. They yell as us with a language that sounds strangely familiar... They're speaking... Latin? I then notice something I had missed before, a large marble statue of Hades and Persephone. These are worshippers of the Underworld.
While I can't speak Latin, some of my militia men can and translate for me. After a few back and forths, we both lower our arms and being to talk. We learn this town is part of the tribe known as Pehadia, which worships Hades, Styx and Persephone. They recognize our weaponry and equipment is far more advanced than their own and agree to give up their arms and surrender their town. I decide to leave 100 men here to hold down the city, but before I move on I wish to investigate more. I walk around the town, many houses adorn with symbolism of death and life. I notice something peculiar about the women here, they seem to have horns on their head. I can't tell if they are artificial, a symbol of their culture and religion, or if they legitimately grow horns from their heads, I decide to have her men kidnap one of these women and bring her with us as a spoil of war, the first treasure gained from this quest.
After this, we move on back to the boats and stream further upstream where we find another town. This time, they don't agree to give up their arms and a fight breaks out in the city streets. After a few hours, the locals are suppressed and we look around the village. Inside their library, there was a golden statue of Hades which we take as well as a map of Pehadia. On this map, it shows Pehadia is not that large or populated, it seems to only have a total of 12 cities. I have my men question the librarian to learn more about this tribe. We learn it's capital, Palos, is farther north and the tribe doesn't have a common military, only local militias. Some towns have no militias, relying on their neighbors. The tribe seems to be a loose federation of towns, with the largest being their capital. I decide to split my party in two. One will go forth to conquer the western towns while I lead the conquest of the east.
One by one, each city falls. I eventually decide to unleash our battle droids, which make things much easier with dispatching our enemies. These pathetic infidels, their weapons can barely piece the armor of our soldiers, yet alone the droids.
We get to one town, they call it Styx City. Dedicated to the goddess Styx, it's disgusting. During this battle, while I am not entirely sure how, some buildings caught fire. While local forces tried to put it out, I decided to target these indivisuals and feed the fire. Half the city burned, we left our enemies in ashes as we marched forwards. Once we conquered the remaining cities of the east, I awaited word from the western party. Once they had finished, on the 1st of August, we ran forth into the city. This seemed to be the first city that actually put up significant resistance and the only one from what I could tell with more than a few thousand inhabitants. Nonetheless, after four days of fighting, we conquered the city. In celebration of this, we raided the capitals treasury and their library of important books. They shall come to me to be held in the Bacchus Castle's historical wing. I met with the chief of Pehadia, and he signed a treaty I presented before him; his tribe remains autonomous but under Dionysia, under the Duchy of Bacchus. After he signed this, I began the track to Dionapolis with my militia, leaving the remaining CIS soldiers and droids back to ensure our new territroy stayed under my grasp.
When I returned, I presented the treaty to the legislature and it was passed the same day almost unanimously, and authorized sending more security forces to the new territory to keep it under my fist. I went to my castle in Bacchus and presented before my people my accomplishments and they praised me a hero. It's funny, being related to Dionysus but more vicious than Eres. The cheers and celebrations of my Duchy extend for days, this is our culture. A return to a better days of a might Bacchus and a mighty Dionysia.
I am awarded two titles by the legislature for this accomplishment. The Conqueror of Pehadia and the Bucher of Styx. Praise be to Dionysus, praise be to Bacchus and glory to me, Alexis Dionitri.
Riko Republic
i aint readin allat
Koronic
Rude 😔
ong
Thats kinda harsh
Death and plague to you and your family
I ain't reading allat
[table][tr][td]Bonus Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]What is your favourite reptile?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Turtle, they are epic :3[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
[/table]
Unike.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.