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i totally did not infiltrate ur nation for chicken nuggets :)

Omnicontrol

Dazilirux wrote:I see a war is approaching

YEAH. LETS NOT DO THAT…

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:i totally did not infiltrate ur nation for chicken nuggets :)

ooo chicken nuggies

Unike, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Post self-deleted by Norinsk.

The black sky became even blacker

Today, the Great Leader of Karkastan Alexey Sergin died in the hospital. The causes of his death have not been clarified, but now it is unlikely that anyone will find out.Immediately after his death , the council of officers announced that from now on it would be the council that would rule Karkastan . According to them, the fact that the country is ruled by several people and not one will help a more rational allocation of resources and funds. Also, the council of officers announced that it is not going to change the foreign policy of Karkarstan yet, since it is dangerous to do so at such a time. Regarding the projects, the council said that they they would not be canceled.This is exactly how the first coup in many years took place.

Evinagioni, Olivio, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Chicken will be sold from my Mc donalds that my cult wanted to build

Evinagioni

Im now North and South

Evinagioni

Post self-deleted by Tazarskia.

im so confused, i get on and the first thing i see is someone invading for chicken nuggets

Evinagioni, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:Chicken will be sold from my Mc donalds that my cult wanted to build

Any cult who builds more McDonald's is a cult worth being a part of

Nbws wrote:Im now North and South

Civil war?🤔

Nahuatistan wrote:im so confused, i get on and the first thing i see is someone invading for chicken nuggets

Wars have been fought for more serious reasons but never for tastier. Chicken nuggets are a highly sought after resource

Unike, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Evinagioni wrote:Any cult who builds more McDonald's is a cult worth being a part ofCivil war?🤔Wars have been fought for more serious reasons but never for tastier. Chicken nuggets are a highly sought after resource

i agree, mcdonalds nuggets are the best. too bad my country hasent built a mcdonalds yet😅

Evinagioni, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

My mcdonalds is officially open telegram me orders https://www.nationstates.net/nation=cult_of_da_lamb_is_cool/detail=factbook/id=1947316

Evinagioni

Nahuatistan wrote:im so confused, i get on and the first thing i see is someone invading for chicken nuggets

XD i don't regret it either :p

Evinagioni

Good day folks!

Evinagioni

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:Good day folks!

Hello!

Sultanate Of Turkey

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:XD i don't regret it either :p

i got some resources if you need any, im willing to do some kind of trade.

or you can invade.

👍 sounds good. Oh btw i sent ur order

i literally copied down every item on the website and it was hell cos i had to redo it because i accidentally deleted it so yea :] Edit: the food is free no need for payment

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:i literally copied down every item on the website and it was hell cos i had to redo it because i accidentally deleted it so yea :] Edit: the food is free no need for payment

i propse an alliance between us, i believe that we would be quite strong.

Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

yall how do i join the ROF

Sultanate Of Turkey

Nahuatistan wrote:yall how do i join the ROF

You need to join the Discord, and perhaps ask Omnicontrol for further instruction/information.

Speaking of which, I need to do the same.

Nahuatistan wrote:yall how do i join the ROF

join the discord

apply in the building 00

Omnicontrol wrote:join the discord

apply in the building 00

i dont got discord

Nahuatistan wrote:i dont got discord

You kinda need it for R/D.

That’s about half the battle, of being prepared and being able to keep close contact with your side while alerting them to the threats imposed by others.

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Nahuatistan!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Sultanate Of Turkey

Nahuatistan wrote:i dont got discord

You need it to be alerted of when to jump, when there is a raid, etcetera.

Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:Good day folks!

Hello welcome!

Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:Good day folks!

Hello!

Omnicontrol wrote:You need it to be alerted of when to jump, when there is a raid, etcetera.

Plus there's all the conversations that happen there which are different from the RMB too

Omnicontrol, Sultanate Of Turkey

Nahuatistan wrote:i propse an alliance between us, i believe that we would be quite strong.

yes i agree. The amount of chicken nuggies in the astorian and kantrian army will be uncanny

Sultanate Of Turkey

oh and hows yalls afternoon

Sultanate Of Turkey

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:oh and hows yalls afternoon

Great. Et tu?

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:i did sumthin incredible

What was that?

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

i touched grass

Sultanate Of Turkey

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:yes i agree. The amount of chicken nuggies in the astorian and kantrian army will be uncanny

i need to get more international chains, like mcdonalds, etc. i can also lend you some military power. telegram me if you wanna help each other out

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

hey everybody. Im going to build some more McDonalds on the coastline so ye

Coastline McDonalds #1

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1947316

Coastline McDonalds #2 https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1947316

yo wassup dawgs

Omnicontrol, Evinagioni, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Post self-deleted by Nahuatistan.

Tripolis Knight wrote:yo wassup dawgs

yo wassup

Evinagioni, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Tripolis Knight wrote:yo wassup dawgs

Yo o/

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

as of today, october 22, 2023, im now giving military aid to Cult of da lamb is cool

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Jesus Packers please play defense.

ngl i feel like invading a developing nation

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Nahuatistan wrote:ngl i feel like invading a developing nation

*Chuckles* better not get caught in this :D sike: i feel like invading someone too

Never realized NATO 2022 just raided a region… from raiders?

guys my ocean burned down

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Nahuatistan wrote:guys my ocean burned down

just unburn it

Norinsk

Ethelor wrote:just unburn it

how

Sultanate Of Turkey, Norinsk, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Nahuatistan wrote:how

with the unburner, the unmicrowave, the unheater, or, if you're feeling traditional, the unfurnace

Norinsk, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

i was the one who burned the ocean :) and i dont regret it :P

Norinsk

and ik you used slaves to clean it- SO I WILL POUR MOAR GASOLINE! oh frick i evaporated the entire ocean. Oh well :)

Norinsk

Sultanate Of Turkey, I swear I only learned of your existence in the past 24 hours.

Dairyc wrote:Sultanate Of Turkey, I swear I only learned of your existence in the past 24 hours.

That’s great!

Evinagioni wrote:Any cult who builds more McDonald's is a cult worth being a part ofCivil war?🤔Wars have been fought for more serious reasons but never for tastier. Chicken nuggets are a highly sought after resource

No? im not like divided (this is before i turned into ussr nbws)

Evinagioni

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:That’s great!

Okay, you don't know me. Phew.

Sultanate Of Turkey

Dairyc wrote:Okay, you don't know me. Phew.

I’ve seen you before, but to my knowledge we’ve never spoken.

Dairyc

guys my ocean is still burnt.

and i dont got the funds to buy an unburner

Nahuatistan wrote:guys my ocean is still burnt.

How did you manage that lol

Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Unike wrote:How did you manage that lol

ask cult of da lamb is cool

Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

In view of the large expenditure of funds for military needs and other projects, the Council of Officers calls on the states that are members of the ADA to invest their own funds in this construction, too.

Sultanate Of Turkey

Civil war protested in Svalkia

Shortly after the Svalkia bombing, our glorious leader died in the blast, to fill the power vacuum, a civil war has began and is now being protested in the capital.

as of now the fighting is only in the western corridor of the country, but some militias are spreading into the southern coast.

with protests happening in the western capital, and casualties in the thousands, it appears that one of the dealiest wars in Nahuati history is happening right now.

Karkastan, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

NEWS: A new council statement of Hoyidaw has left many citizens concerned about the future of the new country.” We have decided to release secret information. There is a terrorist hiding in our country. Our police force cannot locate him, and we believe that he is the one responsible for all the foreign drama.” As the speaking counselor finished, he was shot in the stomach. The shooter was soon located, and was a known friend of that terrorist.

Nahuatistan wrote:ask cult of da lamb is cool

Well, can't say I can help you with that one, if your government wants extra weapons for the Civil War, we've got a lot of extras lying around currently

Unike wrote:Well, can't say I can help you with that one, if your government wants extra weapons for the Civil War, we've got a lot of extras lying around currently

thanks for the offer! if i have any spare resources i can give some to you after the civil war.

the extra weapons would be greatly appreciated

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Nahuatistan wrote:thanks for the offer! if i have any spare resources i can give some to you after the civil war.

the extra weapons would be greatly appreciated

No problem! Sends a bunch of infantry and artillery equipment as well as a couple hundred spare planes,

Unike wrote:No problem! Sends a bunch of infantry and artillery equipment as well as a couple hundred spare planes,

thank you, when the war subsides the Nahuati government will give you any spare military we have that wont impact future of our country

Unike

Civil war dies down

the current civil war has been going for days now, and with foreign aid sent from Unike, it appears that the terrorists are starting a retreat.

with half of the western capital in ruins, and some of the eastern bloc being reduced to ash, financial aid will be needed to repair our country.

Olivio

Nahuatistan wrote:Civil war dies down

the current civil war has been going for days now, and with foreign aid sent from Unike, it appears that the terrorists are starting a retreat.

with half of the western capital in ruins, and some of the eastern bloc being reduced to ash, financial aid will be needed to repair our country.

We'll send some economic aid as well as manpower to aid in your reconstruction as well. Also the Unikean government has announced a new motion to increase the size of our military further to better aid in future national defense should the need arise

Unike wrote:We'll send some economic aid as well as manpower to aid in your reconstruction as well. Also the Unikean government has announced a new motion to increase the size of our military further to better aid in future national defense should the need arise

on behalf of the Nahuati government, we are ever in your debt, we will fight by your side until the end

Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey

Civil war subsides!

As of now, two days after the military aid was sent from Unike, the terrorist group has fled the country and is now being locked in the countries worst prison.

the effort to rebuild is now on its way, with some of the former terrorists assisting as part of their sentence.

thw Nahuati people are looking foward to a time of peace and prosperity

.God save Nahuatistan!

Unike, Karkastan, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

im glad to have helped you as well! The cult is pumping out fresh water in order for ur ocean to be an ocean again :) Just let me know if ya need help :)

Unike

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Tripolis Knight, Unike and Regmotto!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Unike, Tripolis Knight, Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Nahuatistan wrote:Civil war subsides!

As of now, two days after the military aid was sent from Unike, the terrorist group has fled the country and is now being locked in the countries worst prison.

the effort to rebuild is now on its way, with some of the former terrorists assisting as part of their sentence.

thw Nahuati people are looking foward to a time of peace and prosperity

.God save Nahuatistan!

We wish you the best for the future!

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:im glad to have helped you as well! The cult is pumping out fresh water in order for ur ocean to be an ocean again :) Just let me know if ya need help :)

Wouldn't you need salt water if it's an ocean haha

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

ITS PAGE 60!!!!

Unike, Hoyidaw, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Unike wrote:We wish you the best for the future!

Wouldn't you need salt water if it's an ocean haha

*reads message* what is marine biology?- oh well :p

West Roma wrote:ITS PAGE 60!!!!

just u wait 9 more pages then we can meme on it

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:*reads message* what is marine biology?- oh well :p

i think he meant fresh water, not freshwater

yes. cos I have an ocean burner for my brain cos I am a lamb. What do ya expect :)

i just bombed someone

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:and i helped him :p

none will be left intact

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:Exactly *puts on shades*

*walks away from mushroom cloud like a boss*

*follows with bomb remote in hoof*

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:*follows with bomb remote in hoof*

wait what

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

wdym? ive been a sheep my entire existance. or is it the remote? Are you ok? I AM CONCERNED D:

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:wdym? ive been a sheep my entire existance. or is it the remote? Are you ok? I AM CONCERNED D:

its the remote

Ah! that's the one to set off the bomb earlier don't worry :) I wouldn't hurt my friend!

Astra wrote:Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Tripolis Knight, Unike and Regmotto!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Thanks!It's an honor!

Koronic, Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Fun fact: Rabbits can see behind them without moving their heads.

Evinagioni wrote:Fun fact: Rabbits can see behind them without moving their heads.

ಠ_ಠ

Sultanate Of Turkey, Evinagioni

Astra wrote:Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Tripolis Knight, Unike and Regmotto!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Thank You!

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:*follows with bomb remote in hoof*

Why not...Just stop here and never threat anyone with bombs again...

Norinsk wrote:Why not...Just stop here and never talk about bombs again...

WHAT

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