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Region: Astoria

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The United Ariabics wrote:I have Howitzers for sale :)

cost: $125,000

I will buy 1,000 of them. 💂‍♂️

Mungaermen wrote:I updated my flag. I think it looks better now!

Nice flag!

Do I have a citizenship yet?

Remember to vote AGAINST "Injunct Alcatraz" if you're in the WA!

Unike

Husko

Welcome to Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

[/spoiler]

Mungaermen wrote:Do I have a citizenship yet?

The United Ariabics wrote:idk

Looking at the forum it hasn't been approved quite yet, it will be soon though

Frogish wrote:Wrong

Wrong

Wrong

Wrong

It’s 18:04

i dont use army time idiot

Gatoc

Welcome to Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

[/spoiler]

The United Ariabics

I have Howitzers for sale :)

cost: $125,000

Question of the Day

What job doesn’t exist now but will exist in the future?

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What job doesn’t exist now but will exist in the future?

professional gay

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What job doesn’t exist now but will exist in the future?

koro's personal maid

Unike, Dairyc, Olivio

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What job doesn’t exist now but will exist in the future?

Anything relating to a bachelors in communication (just kidding)

Unike

Nahuatistan wrote:i dont use army time idiot

Yeesh, ok sorry, I just thought you could count past 12, my bad

Unike

Frogish wrote:Yeesh, ok sorry, I just thought you could count past 12, my bad

lol that fricking hilarious

Arcesius wrote:Greetings

Greetings and welcome to Astoria :p

Does anyone know how to write an issue?

Koronic wrote:koro's personal maid

That's one that might not come in the future, Koronic :3

Diplo Stuff

Uadidasi with be establishing diplomatic embassies with and opening embassies with Pandanama. The Uadi government is excited to see what the future holds for the relationship between our 2 nations

Space Program

Uadidasi is announcing the establishment of a space program with an eventual goal of landing on Astoria's Moon

Pandanama

Hello Astorias! I have a list of military arms that i'm selling for good prices :)

(On Factbook) (Reason: too long)

Olivio wrote:professional gay

thats me thooooooooooooo

Olivio

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What job doesn’t exist now but will exist in the future?

Mars citizen

Unike

Mungaermen wrote:Mars citizen

Being a earthling isn't a job but being a mars citizen will be, you never get a break to live like a martian, everyday elon musk will tell you to go mine rocks or go hunt aliens or go water plants never getting time to use that pc

Unike

Post self-deleted by Sateru.

Mungaermen wrote:Being a earthling isn't a job but being a mars citizen will be, you never get a break to live like a martian, everyday elon musk will tell you to go mine rocks or go hunt aliens or go water plants never getting time to use that pc

Agree, but what if a revolution happened?

I got a new flag, do you like it or should I go back to the old one?

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, The United Ariabics and Mungaermen!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Unike wrote:Come up with some alternate national lore? I dunno lol but you're more than welcome to keep it here with your main nation.

Also I'd suggest joining Astoria's Roleplay too if you're interested in that sort of thing

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902505

ok

EVERYONE PANIC!!!!! THERE’S NO POLL!!!!!!

Frogish wrote:EVERYONE PANIC!!!!! THERE’S NO POLL!!!!!!

I'm working on it >.>

Post self-deleted by Unike.

Unike wrote:I'm working on it >.>

I DON’T SEE ONE!!!!

Frogish wrote:I DON’T SEE ONE!!!!

Check again :3

Unike wrote:Check again :3

:D

How is everyone?

Frogish wrote:How is everyone?

I'm doing pretty well, how about yourself Frogish?

past because you know why >:)))))))))))))

Frogish wrote:How is everyone?
How is everyone?

Prussian Millitary wrote:How is everyone?

good very doing

7-Sided wrote:good very doing

Truly some beautiful commentary there Lambert lol

Unike wrote:Truly some beautiful commentary there Lambert lol

I also got my bluetooth record player to start working so yipee!

Unike

7-Sided wrote:I also got my bluetooth record player to start working so yipee!

Reading that sentence felt odd because when I think of records I think of the old style players lol

Unike wrote:Reading that sentence felt odd because when I think of records I think of the old style players lol

I have a liking to records and stuff

This bluetooth player one is pretty cool ngl.

[spoiler=Im so sorry I had to]… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

[/spoiler]

Unike

7-Sided wrote:good very doing
good yea very job great

7-Sided wrote:I have a liking to records and stuff

This bluetooth player one is pretty cool ngl.

[spoiler=Im so sorry I had to]… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

[/spoiler]

That's a good hobby to have

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Unike

Rosartemis wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

MERRY CHRISTMAS ROSA AND ASTORIA!!!

The Christmas decor is up!

* tries to wipe the banner so it isn't as blurry *

just a bit of cleaning to do though ...

Unike

Holiday: Question of the Day

Are you a fan of eggnog? Yes or no and why or why not

Myravka, Olivio, Rosartemis

Unike wrote:Holiday: Question of the Day

Are you a fan of eggnog? Yes or no and why or why not

Never tried eggnog, we don't have any here :p though if I did get to try, I'd love to try the brandy ones! Been a while since I've destroyed my liver, Christmas seems like the ripest of times

Unike, Myravka

Unike wrote:Holiday: Question of the Day

Are you a fan of eggnog? Yes or no and why or why not

Of you don't like eggnog you should be shot.

Huh, we do have embassies

Unike, Myravka, Rosartemis

Terra Magnifica Gloria wrote:Huh, we do have embassies

indeed

Grishahakkaverchynot, Myravka

Unike wrote:Holiday: Question of the Day

Are you a fan of eggnog? Yes or no and why or why not

I spike it with rum and drink it during the holidays when possible. An excuse to drink, really.

Unike

Rosartemis wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Merry christmas, comrade! *Puts up a record player ornament*

*Also plays a christmas record on record player*

Myravka

The United Ariabics wrote:I got a new flag, do you like it or should I go back to the old one?

I think its good.

Im not sure whether to vote for or against in the new WA poll. There's too much to read.

Rosartemis

I have changed my flag to be christmas themed m'dudes

Myravka

7-Sided wrote:I have changed my flag to be christmas themed m'dudes

Sammmme

Frogish wrote:Sammmme

I like it :D

Mungaermen wrote:Im not sure whether to vote for or against in the new WA poll. There's too much to read.

You could check out our WA recommendations on the WFE!

Hello everyone, we have a Battleship for auction and whoever gives a good price gets it

Starts at $1,000,000

(Highest wins)

(Also has to be a reasonable amount. like 1,200,000 not 999,999,999,999 and so on)

ends at 10:00 AM

The United Ariabics wrote:Hello everyone, we have a Battleship for auction and whoever gives a good price gets it

Starts at $1,000,000

(Highest wins)

(Also has to be a reasonable amount. like 1,200,000 not 999,999,999,999 and so on)

ends at 10:00 AM

I'll go 1,300,000

7-Sided wrote:I have changed my flag to be christmas themed m'dudes

Frogish wrote:Sammmme

Nice job getting in the holiday spirit :3

Do y’all like the holiday flag I just had, or my current one?

Unike, Myravka

7-Sided Your statistics aren’t Christmas colored, One is brown :(

The years almost over, what's your plan for 2024?

Frogish wrote:Do y’all like the holiday flag I just had, or my current one?

Either one works in my opinion :3

Mungaermen wrote:The years almost over, what's your plan for 2024?

Not really at the moment lol

Mungaermen wrote:I'll go 1,300,000

Battleship for 1,300,000

anyone want to get it

(current nation: Mungaermen)

just banned alcohol in my country

car Accidents are no longer a cause of death

Mungaermen wrote:just banned alcohol in my country

car Accidents are no longer a cause of death

Imagine not having ritual sacrifice be one of the main causes of death

Frogish wrote:Imagine not having ritual sacrifice be one of the main causes of death

I'm looking at your profile... Why is your main cause of death DISSAPEARANCE?

Mungaermen wrote:I'm looking at your profile... Why is your main cause of death DISSAPEARANCE?

If your main cause of death isn’t disappearance, then your doing something wrong

People rarely die of natural causes in my country

After solving some issues, capital punishment and accidents are no longer a cause of death. Now its only murder, cancer, heart disease, and old age.

Girtaltor wrote:People rarely die of natural causes in my country

More than 60 percent of my deaths are due to natural causes… probably

Battleship still at 1,300,000

anyone want to beet Mungaermen?

Frogish wrote:7-Sided Your statistics aren’t Christmas colored, One is brown :(

I have literally one issue rn frogish

I also dont care about my statistics :I

Mungaermen wrote:I'm looking at your profile... Why is your main cause of death DISSAPEARANCE?

Im questioning why mine is cancer.

DICE CANT GET CANCER

HOW???????

7-Sided wrote:I have literally one issue rn frogish

I also dont care about my statistics :I

Im questioning why mine is cancer.

DICE CANT GET CANCER

HOW???????

Maybe they grow extra sides I guess?

Mungaermen wrote:Maybe they grow extra sides I guess?

Maybe, idk.

Y’all need more things killing people, it keeps everyone on their toes

God Im getting these ridiculous Temu ads

Mungaermen wrote:God Im getting these ridiculous Temu ads

Youch

Frogish wrote:Y’all need more things killing people, it keeps everyone on their toes

Why do you guys want to kill people?

The United Ariabics wrote:Why do you guys want to kill people?

It prevents anyone from getting wise enough to question why I care more about trout than the people

Also you guys are letting a dude get a battleship, come on

It's an auction for a battleship! $1,300,000!

7-Sided wrote:I have literally one issue rn frogish

I also dont care about my statistics :I

Im questioning why mine is cancer.

DICE CANT GET CANCER

HOW???????

Actually it's probably because your dice are mining uranium.

The United Ariabics

Mungaermen wrote:Actually it's probably because your dice are mining uranium.

Orrrr like, the sun

Mungaermen wrote:I'm looking at your profile... Why is your main cause of death DISSAPEARANCE?

Ya know, I didn’t really realize it, but that’s the number one cause of death for literally all but one of my nations

The United Ariabics wrote:Also you guys are letting a dude get a battleship, come on

It's an auction for a battleship! $1,300,000!

$1,350,000

(10am... what timezone?)

Dairyc wrote:$1,350,000

(10am... what timezone?)

I'll go $1,500,000

The United Ariabics wrote:Why do you guys want to kill people?

because im pretty sure half of us are psycopaths.

Koronic

Mungaermen wrote:I'll go $1,500,000

imma go 2,000,000

Unike wrote:Holiday: Question of the Day

Are you a fan of eggnog? Yes or no and why or why not

never tried eggnog

Unike

Koronic wrote:never tried eggnog

personally i dispise eggnog

Koronic

Casteil

Welcome to Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

[/spoiler]

Nahuatistan wrote:imma go 2,000,000

I'll go for $3,000,000

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