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Region: Astoria
[url] https://youtu.be/8FaBVKkSdg4?si=RDBBbeibu-1N9AI2 [url/]
ok that's a bit too far even for Nahuati human rights standards. you put a chip in his brain?!
he did nothing to you guys. remove the chip and I'll give you some of our nukes every so often until rp resets
Woopera
So how can I have trust with you
bro we have some of the most surveillance in the region. we don't need a chip to know where he is at all times
And
How can someone join the RP?
fym and? I'm literally going to give you like 2,000 nukes every month. we have so much surveillance that we can see gyallu no matter where he is in the country
Here's the link though do note we will be resetting the RP on March 10th
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902505
Blessed Machine
You don't have nuke, Nahua Armed Forces (NAF)doesn't show and also how did you get nuclear weapon?
my b on that, forgot to add to NAF dis. we got the nukes after the 1960's when some scientists got bored and decided to make a nuke. (ill make a dispatch abt it)
(edit: I added it to the NAF dispatch)
Hey guys, I think the moon is getting closer (IC)
it is a sign from an-kan-yan (the one above). if gyallu isn't returned to us soon it will fall upon us and kill us all
Woopera
Sure will take 2000 nuke, an-kan-yan is free to go
*ang-kan-gyallu
good deal.
*gives 2,000 nukes to Eurasia*
Wait sec, Nvm
...
bruh
I talk to Mod and they say "they don't have that many nukes or nukes at all"
oh. so what can I do to get gyallu back?
I will think about it
👍
Yet another fascist stronghold falls, Brain Cell Family, it's quite the pathetic sight for fascism :D
Riko Republic, Koronic, Shion Sonozaki State
them fascists be lackin fr
Woopera
Another great day :3
Woopera
The funny part is they haven't learned from Pentarchia and Majestia that even in a stronghold with a governor, all it takes to take them down is someone with a lot of patience...
Woopera
L for fascists W for everything else
Woopera
So Greater Temecula could be next?
I doubt it, I trust Marius with my life! He's a long-time friend. And if he ever abdicates as WA Delegate, Verkhoyanska is the next to take the throne.
Woopera
As a non-religious nation, wot
its just my explanation for it from the perspective of a Gyalli monk :3
Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Silly_Sanajeh [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
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[/spoiler]
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Our scientists have calculated that the Moon will crash with the Earth in 9 months.
*insert SpongeBob close up here*
this must be hidden from the public!
Woopera
What are you talking about? I didn't say anything!
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]The battle has raged for hours, all through the night. Both sides have suffered casualties, but neither have gained a decisive advantage. The sun rises, and suddenly, off in the distance, everyone can hear rotors- because you're approaching the battle in an attack helicopter. They started it, but you're finishing it, and finishing it quick. As you start your assault, what song are you blasting through your exterior mounted speakers at the combatants?[/td][/tr][/table]
Personally, I'm probably playing Does Your Mother Know? by Abba.
Rosartemis
Alexis POV
I wake up with my wife and Duchess Consort, Omphale, running through our closet and picking out outfits for us for today.
My concubine, Cratais, is also still sleeping with her arms wrapped around me. I let out a loud yawn and shove her off me. Apparently, pushing her just a little too hard and she falls off the bed, waking up and yelling out "ow!"
I pull the covers off myself and walk over to her, and pull her onto her feet. "Get some clothes on. We have a busy day ahead. Oh, also go check up on the others and make sure they're all wearing shirts at the very least. We have to be presentable at the temple today."
She grabs a dress and puts it on quickly before running out the room. Omphale look at me and shakes her head, "you should be kinder to her." She walks over and gives me a kiss before handing me a tuxedo, "now go put this on."
I quickly put on the tuxedo and Omphale gives me a quick nod before turning back to finish preparing for the day ahead.
As I walk through the halls, I can see my servants trying to quickly move out my way and hide as I walk by. I make my way to the dining hall where concubines are already seated.
I see my daughter, Nike sitting at a table, gulfing down her food. She looks up at me and gives me a small smile before turning back to her plate.
Sitting with Nike is most the members of my harem, while I feel disgusted to even live in the same house as these creatures, they do make raising her easier.
I wait for them all to finish eating before going back to check on Omphale and ask "you ready to go?" She throws a suitcase at me and says "good to go. You head to the car and I'll wrangle the others." I turn to walk down the halls once again and walk out of the Bacchalia Palace where some Royal Guards greet me and escort me to the car, and not far after Nike, Omphale and Cratais get in with me, while the other concubines fit themselves into several other vehicles.
Eventually moving from car to plane, we land in Olympia and head to the Temple of Dionysus. Walking through the entrance, Sophia Alexopoulos, the High Priestess, greets me. She grabs my hand and leads me away from my family, into her office. Taking a box out of her closet, she hands it towards me before quickly leaves the room, never saying a word. I could be tried for treason for this, yet I do not feel afraid, I know even if anyone realized what just transpired, none would dare stand against me. No one holds more sway over this nation than I. Heading out of the office, I walk to the dining hall and find the table Omphale is seated. Sitting beside her, I look around the table, the other seats filled by MPs. I look around the room and see Nike is sitting with my brother, Xenokrates. Despite being her uncle, Nike is a month older than Xeno. They've always been close, and I can't see what have drawn them together. I had already moved out by the time Xeno was born, I have never really know him. The only fond memories I have of my siblings are of Zacharias and Pheidippides, despite they have a major flaw that should not be overlooked. They're men. But Xeno, seeing Nike interact and play around, I realize I have never held any ill will towards him, I do not fault him for being a 'him,' which I can not say for any of my other brothers, nor ever for the men of my harem. Despite not being close and rarely interacting, Xeno has a special place within my mind. Not my heart, I would still sacrifice him in an instance to obtain the power I wish to gain. Only two people hold any place in my heart, anyone and everyone else are a means to an end. Xeno makes Nike happy, and until that is untrue he will be kept around.
The noise of the room makes my head hurt, so I stand up from my seat and drag Omphale with me back down the halls. She knows me well enough to tell what I need without the need to say a single word. She hands me some pills for my migraines. This, too, is illegal. I have no prescription to them, if I were surely the media would leap at this if I were ever to gain one. A weakness. Which I should have none; I am the most ideal and perfect candidate for Princess, the strongest physically and mentally of all my siblings. My headache starts to dissipate, but rather than returning to the dining hall I take my wife into a prayer room to engage with her.
Eventually, we can hear people moving through the hall, moving from the dining room to the theatre, so we throw our clothes back on and enter the hall. Instead of following the crowd, I tell Omphale to go on with the others to the theatre to listen to the High Priestess speak.
Walking along the temple grounds, there is a path with flowers that leads to the Resting Place of His Warriors, where my mother has been buried. Finding her grave, I kneel down, take out a knife from my pocket and cut my wrist, allowing my blood to drip onto the ground she is buried beneath, a single tear runs down my face. Afterwards, I bandage myself and walk off.
Riko Republic, Great Eurasian Unions
Hmm. Lots of good options. As funny as the idea of slapping on Fortunate Sons is, I can do better than that.
Im also tempted to go with a great battle theme from a video game I like, such as the team neo plasma theme or nightmare king Grimms theme.
The imperial march is also a contender just for the meme factor.
I think I might do Year Zero by GHOST as my final answer. I think it fits the image I have in my head pretty well. Certainly a bit of an odd choice though.
Good night Astoria :3
Koronic, Shion Sonozaki State
yayyy, i'm an angel uwu
Catgirlboss
Congrats :3
Freckles, Catgirlboss
and so I
Freckles, Catgirlboss
We've Got Hostiles by Joel Nielsen
Catgirlboss
oh I am absolutely playing Ghostbusters
imagine you're about to die and the last thing you hear is "Who you better call? Ghostbusters!!"
Catgirlboss
Our island antion was once a collection of city stastes that sufferedalmost constant wars between the various factions. When the Democratic Republic of Byzantine Union of Confederate States was formed it was wit hthe idea that differences could be embraced while celebratign diversity al lwhile growing a strong economy for the benefit of our future generations. Iti s also why military servive in mandatory and why we tend to focus on trade with other nations.
Koronic, Catgirlboss, Edoardienne
Hi everybody!!!
Long time no see!
Catgirlboss, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
Congratulations! :3
Heyo, welcome back! How are you? :3
Riko Republic, Freckles, Shion Sonozaki State
i have one song and only one song:
eighth wonder by lemon demon.
imagine being on a battle field and in the distance you just hear
"hello, im here, im living the walls, i know, i might be small, but i am the eighth wonder!"
soft fuzzy man is also a funny option just bc I think it would be the ultimate disrespect to be on the brink of death and all you're hearing is
"what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man~ (an ambience man) (a trick of the light)"
News bc I forgot to make an update post Abt what happened following ang-kan-gyallu's being arrested
THE AFTERMATH OF GYALLU'S ARREST AND SUBSEQUENT EVENTS IN NAHUATISTAN
After the arrest of Ang-lan-Gyallu, the enigmatic leader who had established a theocratic government in Nahuatistan post a brutal civil war, foreign authorities sent shockwaves through the nation. Followers of Gyallu, including even the typically peaceful monks, embarked on a solemn march towards a secluded monastery where their revered Gyallu was believed to be imprisoned, akin to the Dalai Lama in significance. Upon reaching the monastery, they discovered Gyallu on the brink of death. While rumors circulated that he perished en route to Lhakshasa, the truth unveiled a clandestine operation, smuggling him deep into the rugged mountains for refuge.
The news of Gyallu's supposed demise sparked a massive military intervention as authorities anticipated an uprising. Attack helicopters and infantry troops were deployed to quell any attempts to liberate Gyallu, now covertly living in exile with his most devoted followers. With Gyallu declared "dead" by official sources, the blame swiftly shifted to the incumbent Minister of Defense, Xian-mang-lu, igniting public outrage that erupted in the capital. As mounting tensions reached a boiling point, hordes of protestors stormed the capital, besieging government buildings as they demanded justice and transparency.
Amid the chaos, only a fraction of the demonstrators, approximately 20%, managed to breach into the heavily guarded capital edifice, symbolizing the deep-rooted discontent and unrest prevailing in Nahuatistan's political landscape. The saga following Gyallu's arrest serves as a vivid reminder of the volatile nature of power struggles and the profound impact of charismatic leaders on societal dynamics.
(also if if wasn't clear Gyallu is still alive but he's in a remote monastery near the nations highest mountain (which is almost as tall as mount everest))
Riko Republic, Koronic, Yunora, Woopera
Fine, i stopped aid to Nahuatistan, happy?
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]What's your favorite lizard species??[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Snakes are considered lizards by zoologists too[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Rock monitor[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
[/table]
yes
Geckos :3
Uadi National News
Salt Tomfoolery
It had been about a month since the opening of Salt University in UEPU, Uadidasi, Nyang. Dr. Ash Ashington was pleased with the high numbers of enrolled students to the university. All of whom were choosing many different tracks showing wide interest in the various aspects of salt research. From the history of the failed UEPU rebellion to the science behind salt, you'll truly find something for everyone at this university! Ashington's own research was progressing quite nicely as he had finally managed to re-create iodized salt's texture and size but with the taste of the much better types of salt found in the Nyangan province of Uadidasi and around the world. However, extensive mass production remains next to impossible with it being very costly to make. As such the Uadi government is bringing in additional researchers to help to figure out how to produce this salt, cheaply, safely and effectively. Ashington was quoted as saying, "At the moment I believe the salt will be ready for wide market adoption in about 6 months time." Which many believe to be quite an optimistic estimate considering the slow progress of research itself. Nobody doubts Ashinton's abilities but the fact of the matter is that salt research is a difficult and time consuming subject. As such its perfectly reasonable to expect a longer delay before the product will be rready for wide adoption by the Uadi populace.
The Moon
Uadi astronomers have noticed that the moon is indeed moving closer to Astoria each passing day and increasingly looks like it will crash into the planet. They urge the public to remain calm as these findings still aren't definitive, but discussions are already being had if there's anyway to save the planet if the moon were to crash into it. Conspiracies about the end of the world are beginning to gain traction around the globe as well, prompting alarm from many governments worldwide.
Koronic, Sus Sus Among Us, Great Eurasian Unions, Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Varsemia Hexenora Vaelandrya [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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I'm building a bunker!
Koronic
y'all ever get bored and invent a whole religion?
Calidur, Woopera
My favorite species would have to be Crested Geckos!
Dionysou
Mate, I just want to know what you think makes a cruiser "heavy" or "light."
Woopera
idk what it means I just came up with a number that sounded reasonable
Woopera
literally how I made urozen lmfao
Woopera
Yes
Woopera
CLODSIREISM.
nice
Woopera
Hello
Shion Sonozaki State
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Alcatam Hillspiria [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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Shion Sonozaki State
Greetings and welcome to Astoria :3
Shion Sonozaki State
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In the sea of Koronic lies a clandestine vessel, the Kuroshio Maru, housing a crew whose minds have become ensnared by the whispers of a chaotic deity named Larry. Despite the tranquil surface of Nyang's governance, beneath the waves, a storm brews as the crew members, devout followers of Larry, conspire to unleash devastation upon Nayaki, the vibrant capital city of Yūki.
Motivated solely by their fervent belief in the will of Larry, the crew members have forsaken reason and authority, embracing a path of destruction dictated by their chaotic deity. Each member, bound by a shared delusion, fervently believes that the nuclear payload within their vessel holds the key to unlocking Larry's favor, and thus, they prepare to execute their sacrilegious mission with unwavering zeal.
Meanwhile, in Yūki, unaware of the impending threat lurking beneath the waves, the citizens of Nayaki continue their daily lives, blissfully ignorant of the impending cataclysm that threatens to shatter their world. In the final moments before impact, panic ensues as the missile pierces the sky, its destructive force unstoppable. As the city skyline is engulfed in a blinding flash of light, the once vibrant streets of Nayaki are reduced to rubble, the echoes of chaos reverberating throughout the land.
[sup][sub]Larry moment[/sub][/sup]
Riko Republic, Unike, Dionysou, Woopera
I want yerba
Koronic
yerba
yerba chain
Yerba
yerba
Woopera
alright thats plenty
Woopera
Dam
"I don't know how it got there," says the captain of a Random Transport Ship, who's talking about about 3 (three) unarmed Nuclear Warheads among some of the ship's cargo, now being an entire ocean away, stationed at Dionysus.
[sup][sub]I authorize the entirety of Astoria to nuke Dokiru, Koronic /j[/sub][/sup]
Woopera
Get that /j outta there
Koronic, Woopera
nein nein I'll personally select who may nuke me :3
Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Thersa Patikistan [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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Rhinoceros Iguanas, because they look like dinosaurs
Woopera
Can i nuke you, i am th e BEST NATOIN IN THE MUTLIVERS!!!! 1!!!1!1! /j
i just stumbled on Ai generated spongebob videos. i found a livestream that has been perpetually generating episodes for almost two weeks straight. i haven't laughed this hard at a video since 2019
Koronic, Woopera
💀 what
Woopera
funny ai generated spingebab
Koronic, Woopera
omg i ove spingbub
Woopera
ye spingbub
Koronic, Woopera
Spachbeb
Koronic
Oh hell nah spoinkbeb done took 3456 benadryls
Koronic, Blessed Machine, Woopera
hat man pills 💀
Koronic
"I CAN SEE THE HAT MAN" looking ahh pills 💀💀💀
Koronic
y'all should I buy a Chinese calligraphy brush for my conlangs?
Up to you
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Rosartemis Bartenstein [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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Woopera
thanks!
Riko Republic, Woopera
Welcome new arrival who has totally never been in this region and isnt archkeeper!
Omnicontrol, Woopera
yo do y'all think I should stay up all night watching ai generated SpongeBob live streams and goof around on character.ai?
Woopera
YES. MAKE THEM TALK ABOUT NAHUATISTAN.
HOLY HECK YES LMAO
imagine the topic is just "Patrick get arrested for killing the prime minister of Nahuatistan"
Woopera
HELLO GUYS I'M XX_PERSON_XX, TODAY I'M MAKING A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO ASCEND.
I love how chaotic the internet is :3
Woopera
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Which piano rockstar has the best song- Elton John, or Billy Joel?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Not so much their entire back catalogue- just who has the best individual song, in your opinion.[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=My answer]Elton John has a lot of good ones, and I rate "Friends" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17u9mxdvQEo) my favourite among his. But I think "All About Soul" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSvomXlbTUM) by Billy Joel is my winner.[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
[/table]
neither. the best piano rock star was Franz Liszt. *La campanella intensifies*
Woopera
Goodnight mates!
Shion Sonozaki State
Trouble is Brewing
12th of August, 2040
Tens of millions across four nations tuned in to watch a gladiatorial match that will decide the fate of the Princessiaplity. Alexis, Narcissa and Madalena Dionitri all had declared their intent to vie for the throne, meaning they must now fight to the death for the title of Princess, the victor of which will also be granted the title of Conqueror of Dionysia.
Narcissa had been nearly immediately slain by Madalena, who turned and nearly killed Alexis too, however she seemed to pull a dagger out of nowhere, probably smuggled into the arena. While illegal if she was caught before the battle, it is not punishable if they successfully sneak it into the arena.
Alexis Dionitri has been dubbed Princess and Conqueror of Dionysia, and her first acts have been to suspend the Constitution and dismiss both Parliament and the Council of Priestesses. After which, she issued multiple Royal Decrees; one re-legalizing harems nationwide and, one revoking the rights of men and one renaming the nation to the Queendom of Dionysia, replacing her title from Princess to Empress.
Riko Republic, Karrithia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.