Post Archive
Region: Astoria
(From the beginning of Unclear as a independent nation)
1640's Unclearian: What in the screw is all this stuff?
Modern Unclearian: It's what we call technology.
1640's Unclearian: What is technology?
Modern Unclearian: Things we call computers, smartphones, and all that stuff you see.
1640's Unclearian: Well back in my day it was wood stoves, oil lamps, and fires.
Modern Unclearian: I understand that, but you have to remember, you are from the 1600's, and this is the 21st century.
1640's Unclearian: I am still baffled by this stuff you call "technology".
Velhkaiddia
Balkanize the US! California, Cascadia, Texas, the South, Maine!
No, seriously, Balkanize everything.
Velhkaiddia
Balkanized Colorado terrifies me
Mmmmmmm . . . Balkanized Colorado . . . No, what's worse is Balkanized Nebraska.
Balkanized Michigan has entered the chat 💀
Heh.
Balkanized Madagascar.
Balkanized Iraq
Balkanized Afganistan
Post self-deleted by Dionysou.
BALKANIZED NORTH KOREA
. . . I don't have anything better.
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Carpathian_Slovenians 13_States_America Rayastan The_Dynasty_Of_The_Fron Canstoia Kurtka Trayan [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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men are subservient to the cult, duh
Velhkaiddia, Unclear
Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.
Imagine not being a sultanate ruled by the king of hell himself with a capital city that canonically has an eternal night sky over it (Elden ring reference) that used to be owned by catboys before it got burned to the ground bc their chieftain accidentally burned the wrong guy at the stake.
Not the catboys!!11!11!!!
Yes, but I can't see from this account if there are new unread posts on Astralis. I had no intention of posting from a different puppet, I just want it to be easier for me to catch up when I take breaks.
No.
Sincerely, a Californian.
How many times have you said this? I think it's starting to get on my nerves.
Oh, it's getting on your nerves, my bad. . .
[spoiler]Imagine being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]
Nahuatistan
[quote=eragon_island;55814025][quote=coastal_states;55813796
Sincerely, a Californian.
How many times have you said this? I think it's starting to get on my nerves.[/quote]
ong like could you imagine [spoiler]being anything besides a tiny island Meritocracy of a majority male, that is probably the weakest nation in the rp, and one of the weakest in NS.[/spoiler]
Nahuatistan
these are the funniest things I have read on this RMB all year, 10/10
Nu Elysium
Awesome
*sigh* 545 million people, and I still haven't gotten an issue that allows me to get a space program.
it's just not meant to be ☕🐧
Nu Elysium
Balkanized. Vatican. City.
Nu Elysium
Oooooooooooooh . . .
[spoiler=Hear me out...]Balkanized Balkans[/spoiler]
Post self-deleted by Woopera.
Tell me you need a healthy dose of humility without telling me you need a healthy dose of humility...
Woopera
Yoo wassup my astorian friends!
Shion Sonozaki State
Good mornin astoria :)
Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
Federal Republic Of Therinia, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
Greetings
Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]United_Telue_Elo_Khmocio Noam_Ha_Gever [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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Woopera
woah
is this the magical place called rmb
so cool
Tazarskia, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
Oh, I'm so, so sorry that I don't care if you find me annoying.
Woopera
Mhm, Magical in every Aspect, Fr.
Woopera, The Nameless Hill
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Flakwenzer [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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[spoiler=New Arrivals]Kacprogrod [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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[spoiler][table=noheader][tr][td]West_Renard_Valleys[/td][td]Government_Of_The_Republic_Of_Lucas[/td][td]Chidi[/td][td]Jadek[/td][td]Walkerions_Empire[/td][td]United_Mahartanva[/td][td]New_Seathew[/td][td]Hagana[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Osmeinia[/td][td]Midget_Squad[/td][td]Jorcan[/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][/tr][/table]
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ENDORSE KORONIC
If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.
Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.
Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
idk man that much Balkanization in one single place that has already been Balkanized would send the Balkans into a state of critical Balkan mass that will cause it to collapse into a black hole of Balkanization that will swallow all of the balkans
Greetings, from Flakwenzer. Flakwenzer is a proud and free nation, enthusiastic to join Astoria! Thank you for welcoming us into your community.
Koronic, Shion Sonozaki State, Kevinski
Welcome
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]How is everyone doing?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Good! The weather is amazing today, it's been super nice.[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
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Bad...Half of my house is destoyed from the tronado in houston.
Wow, what an amazing statement that contributes as much as it does to this glorious Region.
Good, doing an experiment
In the creek behind my home we have what are known as Hellbender Salamanders. The are too cool so I had to pick themÂ
Ok done
I need to move this nation out briefly to set something up, it will be back when it's been done!
(Has anyone else noted that sometimes when you make a new nation, it copies the password you set for the new nation into the password of the one you were signed in to? This has happened to me twice so far.)
Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera
No shizzle. It's not supposed to contribute. I don't care.
Woopera
Eragon be chill fr
Woopera
[table][tr][td]Question of the :2[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Where is currently your NS country on the compass? (Reposted because nobody answered)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=Woopera Answer :D] Mostly Lib left and LibCent[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
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Velhkaiddia, Leutermech, Crobon
Uhhhh.........erm.......I think it's south or something like that, even though I'm not on the world map but south is fine
Woopera
You took this WAY too literally
Velhkaiddia
whichever direction is communist
Velhkaiddia, Woopera
umm what does it mean to be withdrawn....is it that bad, you know, for the people being withdrawn?
Woopera
So Auth left?
yeah
Woopera
Not to worry those are closing for a variety of reasons but it's not of any consequence to your nation.
Woopera
probably lib-left if I had to guess
Good evening Astoria :3 How are you all tonight?
Woopera
greetings. I'm not a new person I just made this as an account I can use to stay in Astoria while my main is roaming the lands. this is Nahuatistan btw
Woopera
you should move it to astoria then :3
Woopera
moved it :P
Woopera
this is literally me guys
Woopera
Imagine not having just read the Nationstates Wikipedia article.
Velhkaiddia, Woopera
WAIT THERES A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE??
Velhkaiddia, Woopera
this is truly one of the moments of all time.
-Wooperan Puppet
Woopera
Duh.
Velhkaiddia, Woopera
What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little sh*t? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marines, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mothers pantry, and I have over 300 confirmed thefts. I am trained in internet warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire summer company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all five continents, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over Natiostates? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of middle schoolers across the country and your spawn is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can threaten you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with copypastas. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the planet, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
(this is all a joke btw but still I was wating for an excuse to use this paragraph of tomfoolery)
Velhkaiddia
Is this the guerrilla warfare copypasta?
And good thing I'm in highschool, I guess.
WELCOME TO "IF NAHUATISTAN WAS CHARGED FOR THEIR CRIMES"
Velhkaiddia
I'd be sent to prison immediately 💀
yes. yes this is.
Velhkaiddia
Knew it!
HELP I NEED TO DO IT AAAAAAAA
I NEED TO KNOW IF THE STOLEN OBJECTS ARE VALUABLE
Velhkaiddia
Post by Nahuatistan suppressed by a moderator.
Post by Woopera suppressed by Thal Dorthat.
I can't.
Post self-deleted by Eragon Island.
fellow war crime committee I see
Why, yes. I mean, I ran the Hivemind for a long time, and they were nothing but warcrimes
This is now Azzzzzzzzzztoria. Gnight!
VODKA VODKA PIVO PIVO OBOSRALSYA ZA ZAZILOM
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[spoiler=New Arrivals]Cocoland_Of_Dummies Hailars Kormien Nahua_Astorian_Puppet Crobon Caedelia_And_Rhoak Fluela [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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Caedelia And Rhoak
Good Morning :3
Hailars
Authright(reactionist monarchism)
Woopera
Centre Right.
Woopera
Heyo Astoria :3
Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera, Hailars
pop cat
Woopera
pop tart
Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Leutermech, United Telue Elo Khmocio, Flakwenzer, Caedelia And Rhoak, and Hailars!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astraea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order of Astraea are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's angelic nobility. They may prefix "Sir","Lady" or "Sair" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Woopera
qotd
best meme?
sweden or something
tota answer :3 - asbestos
Woopera
It be one of those days
Woopera
Post by Velhkaiddia suppressed by Thal Dorthat.
Bruh......these are just different crimes, there's no count in it on how many times you've committed
I'm bord
Lordhelm
I was just at Urban Air, an indoor trampoline and overall fun park, for the last 2 hours or so. I spent most of that time playing dodgeball.
Riko Republic, Lordhelm, Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Dooch_Land Girs_Iuus Zhuanghwei [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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Lordhelm
I cannot believe I have to say this. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT COMMITTING SEXUAL CRIMES AGAINST MINORS, OR OTHERWISE, ON THE ASTORIAN RMB. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT COMMITTING ANY OTHER CRIMES EITHER.
This is your first strike on the warning system, a verbal warning. Despite that, this is your only warning you will get before banjection if you do this again.
Unike, Grishahakkaverchynot, Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Velhkaiddia, Sateru, The Nameless Hill
Post by Woopera suppressed by Thal Dorthat.
Aw, there goes my plans!
(DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT AND WILL NOT COMMIT A CRIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THE WRITER HAS INTENDED TO THE READER TO READ THIS AS A JOKE. PLEASE DO NOT EVER ENDORSE OR COMMIT ANY CRIME.)
Woopera, this is your first verbal warning. I believe I made myself clear in my prior message.
Grishahakkaverchynot, Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Velhkaiddia, Sateru
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