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Region: Astoria

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The Real Underground wrote:Stella: "nuh uh."

Bad goat

The Real Underground

Tru here

Untecna, Astoreus

Dazilirux wrote:It's not propaganda it's actual, factual, undeniable truth, spoken by His Supreme Leadership

Lies

Post self-deleted by Eroter Toket.

this speech was done the 25th of janaury 2025 by the tazarskian prime minister

OOC: This alliance is new, and any nation can enter it currently Tazarskia is the only member so, like if you want to make a roleplay post about this go ahead also, I will make the factbook for the alliance soon.)

Good afternoon, citizens of Tazarskia! As many of you are aware, our country deals with cold and unpredictable weather conditions. However, it has recently come to my attention that the cold snaps we've been experiencing have been especially harsh this year. This means that our infrastructure and food supplies are under even more pressure than usual.

As The Prime minister, it is my duty to ensure the safety and well-being of all citizens. With this in mind, I am pleased to announce that we, the government of Tazarskia, will be forming a strategic alliance with other states to help each other in times of need. Under this alliance known as The Global Assistance Network (GAN), we will share resources and support each other during emergencies, natural disasters, and other challenging situations.

I am proud to say that this alliance will be led by Tazarskia. Our government will work closely with the member states to ensure that our citizens receive the support they need. We will share our expertise, our technology, and our resources, all in the pursuit of a better future for us all.

I understand that these are challenging times for many of us, but I want to assure you that the Tazarskia is not alone in this fight. We will face these challenges together, as a united front, and we will emerge stronger and more resilient than ever before.

Let us all come together to build a more equitable, sustainable, and prosperous future for our children and our grandchildren. As a nation, we have faced adversity before and have always overcome it. I am confident that, with our resilience and determination, we will overcome these challenges as well. Thank you for your support, and let us continue to work together for the betterment of Tazarskia and the world.

Catgirlboss

Hello, this is president of daicterbrania, I wanted to tell you that I no longer want to be from your region

Sicerely: president of Daicterbrania...

Daicterbrania wrote:Hello, this is president of daicterbrania, I wanted to tell you that I no longer want to be from your region

Sicerely: president of Daicterbrania...

Hello. Why?

Daicterbrania wrote:Hello, this is president of daicterbrania, I wanted to tell you that I no longer want to be from your region

Sicerely: president of Daicterbrania...

Why, what is wrong with this region? Nothing! It's the perfect place to grow your country in peace!

Evinagioni

Everyone, People can leave and come in and that's how it works if they want to leave it is their choice but i am glad that some of you are enjoying astoria :)

Evinagioni, Norinsk

Tazarskia wrote:Everyone, People can leave and come in and that's how it works if they want to leave it is their choice but i am glad that some of you are enjoying astoria :)

Yes, I know, it's just that when you find out why, you can also improve on that!

Evinagioni, Tazarskia

Norinsk wrote:Yes, I know, it's just that when you find out why, you can also improve on that!

I like your enthusiasm Norinsk, Have you applied for citizenship yet?

Tazarskia wrote:I like your enthusiasm Norinsk, Have you applied for citizenship yet?

Not yet, because I don't know how, I'm open to help! :)

Tazarskia

Norinsk wrote:Not yet, because I don't know how, I'm open to help! :)

Well, First

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]then If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

Evinagioni

Hello, I want to move on whitout Astoria, but get me out of your region, but to tell you the truth, accept this request accidentally, I didn't what to be from your region from the beginning, I'my sorry

President of Daicterbrania...

Dairyc, Tazarskia

Daicterbrania wrote:Hello, I want to move on whitout Astoria, but get me out of your region, but to tell you the truth, accept this request accidentally, I didn't what to be from your region from the beginning, I'my sorry

President of Daicterbrania...

That's totally fine! Goodluck on your journey and hopefully you find your home region soon.

Daicterbrania

whoa 44 post notifications since my last login

Norinsk

Evinagioni wrote:whoa 44 post notifications since my last login

Yea, this is what happens when a region grows so fast

Evinagioni, Tazarskia

Thank's you but this time I will not accept any region requests

bye bye!

Dairyc

Daicterbrania wrote:Thank's you but this time I will not accept any region requests

bye bye!

Bye

Norinsk wrote:Yea, this is what happens when a region grows so fast

It truly is wonderful.

Astra

Catgirlboss, Tazarskia

can I please have a brief explanation of what was important while I was away

Catgirlboss

Karkastan wrote:can I please have a brief explanation of what was important while I was away

In RP: Nyang is trying to build an alliance with Tazarskia, which was struck by a storm and has created the Global Assistance Network (GAN), to share resources during emergencies.

In the Crowned Assembly: Citizens are voting on the Marrabella-Mayfield Concordat with WZT. https://astorians.boards.net/thread/33/vote-on-marrabella-mayfield-concordat

Tazarskia

Greetings Ryllistia E Valencia, Yutaggare and Waguardian!

Welcome to Astoria!

We are happy to have you here! :D

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

Catgirlboss

Minister of the interior of the Crowned Republic of Astoria

[/spoiler]

It's my birthday!🥳

Omnicontrol, Koronic, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, Norinsk

Catgirlboss wrote:In RP: Nyang is trying to build an alliance with Tazarskia, which was struck by a storm and has created the Global Assistance Network (GAN), to share resources during emergencies.

In the Crowned Assembly: Citizens are voting on the Marrabella-Mayfield Concordat with WZT. https://astorians.boards.net/thread/33/vote-on-marrabella-mayfield-concordat

I have a question! How can you roleplay with other countryes, because I'm pretty new here so I need some explicstions. Thanks!

Catgirlboss, Tazarskia

Tazarskia wrote:It's my birthday!🥳

Happy birthday! 🎂

Catgirlboss, Tazarskia

Tazarskia wrote:It's my birthday!🥳

*inhales*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Congrats, mate!

Catgirlboss, Tazarskia, Norinsk

Tazarskia wrote:It's my birthday!🥳

Happy birthday to you Tazarskia :3

Norinsk wrote:I have a question! How can you roleplay with other countryes, because I'm pretty new here so I need some explicstions. Thanks!

You can roleplay here on the message board or on discord but before doing so you need to sign up. To sign up you have to:

1. Endorse Koronic

2. Send a telegram to Koronic to request to be added to the map

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1903890

In the telegram you need to give info about the country you want to roleplay as just like described in the dispatch below:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902505

If you have more questions you can ask them :3

Omnicontrol wrote:*inhales

The 'Attack Astoreus Enjoyers' xD

Wait

Can I change my title too? Yes, I just realized I can now! :D

Dairyc

Catgirlboss wrote:The 'Attack Astoreus Enjoyers' xD

Wait

Can I change my title too? Yes, I just realized I can now! :D

It's based off a joke I made in the Malice server (public channel no opsec at stake) where someone posted the banner WZT and us are using for France of three helicopters stealing the Eiffel Tower. Since they already have a MafiaCopter I decided the other two were Attack Astoreus.

Catgirlboss

Omnicontrol wrote:It's based off a joke I made in the Malice server (public channel no opsec at stake) where someone posted the banner WZT and us are using for France of three helicopters stealing the Eiffel Tower. Since they already have a MafiaCopter I decided the other two were Attack Astoreus.

Ngl the Eiffel Tower would make a nice trophy, but where are we storing it?

Omnicontrol wrote:*inhales*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Congrats, mate!

Oh my-

First of all, Thank you and O.o please relax.

Evinagioni wrote:Happy birthday! 🎂

Thank you!

Catgirlboss wrote:Happy birthday to you Tazarskia :3

Ty!

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Tazarskia wrote:Oh my-

First of all, Thank you and O.o please relax.

Omnicontrol is particularly sugared up today :3

Tazarskia

Catgirlboss wrote:Omnicontrol is particularly sugared up today :3

I can see that...

Oh wait- Where are my sweets!?

Catgirlboss

Tazarskia wrote:I can see that...

Oh wait- Where are my sweets!?

Omni, did you steal my sweets? :(

Catgirlboss

Tazarskia wrote:I can see that...

Oh wait- Where are my sweets!?

Tazarskia wrote:Omni, did you steal my sweets? :(

Omni ate them all and he is high on sugar. That's why he's so full of energy >_>

Tazarskia

Catgirlboss wrote:Omni ate them all and he is high on sugar. That's why he's so full of energy >_>

Well, he's definitely going to be in for a sugar crash later on. But just make sure to keep an eye on him so he doesn't get into any trouble while he's buzzing around with all that sugar because i am not decline with the hyperness :P

Catgirlboss

Tazarskia wrote:Well, he's definitely going to be in for a sugar crash later on. But just make sure to keep an eye on him so he doesn't get into any trouble while he's buzzing around with all that sugar because i am not decline with the hyperness :P

He'll be fine ^-^

The only issue is that every time he needs a higher dose of sugar or he gets depressed and starts throwing bombs at us.

Evinagioni, Tazarskia

Catgirlboss wrote:He'll be fine ^-^

The only issue is that every time he needs a higher dose of sugar or he gets depressed and starts throwing bombs at us.

That is scary...

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Tazarskia wrote:That is scary...

Oh yes it is. That's why we must give Omni sugar.

Evinagioni, Tazarskia

Catgirlboss wrote:Oh yes it is. That's why we must give Omni sugar.

(-.-') oh boy, this is going to be a sugar doobey doo journey.

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Catgirlboss wrote:Oh yes it is. That's why we must give Omni sugar.

IN ASTORIA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN

Tazarskia wrote:(-.-') oh boy, this is going to be a sugar doobey doo journey.

Sugar doobey doo, where are you?

We really need some help from you now...

Tazarskia

European Federation

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, United In Majesty

Catgirlboss wrote:He'll be fine ^-^

The only issue is that every time he needs a higher dose of sugar or he gets depressed and starts throwing bombs at us.

Today on things that Cloe Aithbitt would do...

Catgirlboss

Federation Of Europe wrote:European Federation

Hello goat :3

The Real Underground

Omnicontrol wrote:Today on things that Cloe Aithbitt would do...

I'm thankful this version of Cloe is stuck inside a Commodore 64 and is unable to actually throw bombs

Omnicontrol

Catgirlboss wrote:Hello goat :3

Heya

Catgirlboss

Hello

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Boris Cult wrote:Hello

Hiya ^-^

Boris Cult, Untecna, West Roma

Hello Dacca!

Welcome to Astoria!

We are happy to have you here! :D

Click on the button below to get some additional information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]Thank you for endorsing Koronic!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

Catgirlboss

Minister of the interior of the Crowned Republic of Astoria

[/spoiler]

Untecna, West Roma

I wonder how Astoria looked like at the beginning...If any of you have a idea how it looked like please tell me

Untecna, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, Tazarskia, West Roma

I am here now.

Catgirlboss, West Roma

Norinsk wrote:I wonder how Astoria looked like at the beginning...If any of you have a idea how it looked like please tell me

Astoria is 2 months old :) and look at how beautiful it is.

Koronic, Catgirlboss, West Roma

Norinsk wrote:I wonder how Astoria looked like at the beginning...If any of you have a idea how it looked like please tell me

The region is only 2 months old so you could say that we are still at the beginning lol.

Anyways as one of the originals I've been here since the first day, back when there were 10 nations and no dispatches so if you have questions, you can ask me.

We don't have screenshots from June there's one from July 15th, back when the region was one month old and populated by 39 nations:

https://web.archive.org/web/20230715233012/https://www.nationstates.net/region=astoria

Tazarskia, Norinsk, West Roma

Socialist Southern Siberia wrote:I am here now.

Good to see you, Socialist Southern Siberia, welcome to Astoria!

We are happy you decided to join us here! :D

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

Catgirlboss

Minister of the interior of the Crowned Republic of Astoria

[/spoiler]

West Roma

Federation Of Europe wrote:European Federation

Federation of Europe

Socialist Southern Siberia wrote:I am here now.

Hello!

Federation Of Europe, West Roma

State Press is up, now there are two more government policies to install: Theocracy and No Dissent.

Don't worry, despite Cathericism being the state religion of the Dracunian Realm a multi-confessional state is guaranteed for all non-Catheric practitioners. Except Sarkicists, daeva-worshippers and the like.

Untecna, Evinagioni, West Roma

September 2023 Election has started

Dear residents,

The September 2023 Election has officially begun and citizens may declare their candidacy for the offices of Prime Minister, Speaker or Chief Justice.

I invite all of you to consult our government overview dispatch for information on these offices.

The election will be supervised by King Astoreus and will last from the 1st of September and end on the 11th of September. It will take place according to the calendar from this thread: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/34/september-2023-election-calendar

Any citizen may declare their candidacy in this thread: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/35/september-2023-election-candidacy-declarations

I remind you that only citizens may run in the election. Those who are not yet citizens may apply for citizenship here: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/10/citizenship-applications.

Once they have announced their candidacy, candidates may post their platform here:

https://astorians.boards.net/board/21/campaigning

I encourage all of you to run for one of the three offices in order to shape the future of our great region.

I look forward to living this election with you all!

Untecna, Omnicontrol, Dairyc, Evinagioni, West Roma

Hooray elections!

Omnicontrol, West Roma

Hello!

Koronic, Eroter Toket, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

West Roma wrote:Hello!

Hello, welcome!

West Roma

West Roma wrote:Hello!

hi!

West Roma

West Roma wrote:Hello!

Hello!

West Roma

West Roma wrote:Hello!

Hello, West Roma, welcome to Astoria!

We are happy to have you here! :D

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

Catgirlboss

Minister of the interior of the Crowned Republic of Astoria

[/spoiler]

West Roma

Your favorite unhinged tyrant will seek reelection.

Evinagioni, West Roma

Omnicontrol wrote:Your favorite unhinged tyrant will seek reelection.

"The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination."

Voltaire

Omnicontrol, West Roma

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Dacca!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

West Roma

:3

Catgirlboss, West Roma

Catgirl Avery wrote::3

OMG it's Catgirl Avery! :D

West Roma

I am returned from the dead!

Evinagioni

Hainborg wrote:I am returned from the dead!

Welcome back!

Catgirlboss

Hainborg wrote:I am returned from the dead!

That reminds me of my oldest account. Chartalvar

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, Hainborg

U

w

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Koronic, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Mercov wrote:U

w

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OMG UwU <3

Evinagioni, West Roma

West Roma wrote:That reminds me of my oldest account. Chartalvar

Nice! You were close to 500 million population!

West Roma

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, West Roma!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Omnicontrol, West Roma

Catgirlboss wrote:Nice! You were close to 500 million population!

I was close to 500M but I lost it because I forgot it’s password :( the oldest account I currently have full access too is Grand Crimea

Astra wrote:Thank you for endorsing the delegate, West Roma!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Thank you!

Catgirlboss

West Roma wrote:I was close to 500M but I lost it because I forgot it’s password :( the oldest account I currently have full access too is Grand CrimeaThank you!

This is the account in question!

Dairyc, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Mercov wrote:U

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Catgirlboss

Grand Crimea wrote:This is the account in question!

Hello, Sultanate of Grand Crimea!

West Roma

Catgirlboss wrote:Hello, Sultanate of Grand Crimea!

That’s. Me… I revived the account to show you.

Dairyc, Catgirlboss

West Roma wrote:That’s. Me… I revived the account to show you.

Yep I know :3

Btw we are holding an election rn, you should totally apply for citizenship so you'd be able to vote/run

Also if you can you should join our discord to get access to our off-site chat :3https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX

Dairyc, West Roma

Catgirlboss wrote:Yep I know :3

Btw we are holding an election rn, you should totally apply for citizenship so you'd be able to vote/run

Also if you can you should join our discord to get access to our off-site chat :3https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX

Alright.

Catgirlboss

West Roma wrote:That reminds me of my oldest account. Chartalvar

I'll be active so that I don't die again 💀

Dairyc, Catgirlboss

Hainborg wrote:I'll be active so that I don't die again 💀

Okay.

Catgirlboss

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Mercov!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Mercov, Catgirlboss

Astra wrote:Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Mercov!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Thanks <3

Evinagioni, Catgirlboss

Fun fact#3: The fastest insect on earth is the Australian tiger beetle, Cicindela hudsoni. Clocking in at 5.6 mph, this incredible insect runs so fast, it has to slow down to see anything.

Untecna, Omnicontrol, Mercov, Jobi, Catgirlboss, West Roma

Evinagioni wrote:Fun fact#3: The fastest insect on earth is the Australian tiger beetle, Cicindela hudsoni. Clocking in at 5.6 mph, this incredible insect runs so fast, it has to slow down to see anything.

then it runs into a window

West Roma

Silkworm-on-Hollyhock

Dairyc wrote:Silkworm-on-Hollyhock

H

The GDP limit is to low?

GDP is how much money is in the nation, so a nation with 3 people with 1 billion would have a gdp of 3 billion

a nation with 100 people with 2 dollars would have 200 dollar GDP

plz raise

Koronic, Jobi, Catgirlboss

West Roma wrote:H

No, it's Shǔ

Mercov wrote:The GDP limit is to low?

GDP is how much money is in the nation, so a nation with 3 people with 1 billion would have a gdp of 3 billion

a nation with 100 people with 2 dollars would have 200 dollar GDP

plz raise

no 👍

the average GDP per capita on earth on 2022 was $12,647

our GDP per capita limit is $40,000, that is roughly 10k under 4 times Earth's average GDP, so I'd say this is a very fair limit

Mercov, Catgirlboss

Mercov wrote:The GDP limit is to low?

GDP is how much money is in the nation, so a nation with 3 people with 1 billion would have a gdp of 3 billion

a nation with 100 people with 2 dollars would have 200 dollar GDP

plz raise

It should be noted that 40,000 $ is only the starting GDP. It can increase with time by roleplaying long enough. Be active, work on your economy, make enough posts and you can request to raise it above the limit :D

Evinagioni wrote:Fun fact#3: The fastest insect on earth is the Australian tiger beetle, Cicindela hudsoni. Clocking in at 5.6 mph, this incredible insect runs so fast, it has to slow down to see anything.

yeah but can it run doom

Jobi

Omnicontrol wrote:yeah but can it run doom

The better question is: can it outrun Skyrim?

Omnicontrol

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