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Region: Astoria
lmao what
blud really thinks I'm gonna be like
"so hell- *tics out of existence*"
Woopera
Oh no, I hope your happy to see Maxwell back up and running in the Astralis roleplay
Woopera
I need a bro counter
The Hunger Games are about to begin! This is your last chance to change something!!
https://ibb.co/PNg6trL
Woopera
The word bro has been said 31 times this day, including this one.
And yes, I WILL update it.
bro really started a bro counter to see how many times bro can say bro, so imma get bro to update this until the amount of bros in the thing is over a hundred. bro needs to keep his bro game up or bro will NOT get to see his bro again for another 6000 bro years.
bro is gonna get bro'ed to brovenus until bro cant take it anymore and bro gets tired of all the bros and bros the bro until he bros
I cant keep going lol
Woopera
Good evening y'all :3
Woopera
Magic in my Aralia is few and far between with the only notable one being the portals from the mainland to the capital which were there before the Aralian people arrived. In fac the people are so unfamiliar with magic that when they tried to harvest it it went horribly and one guy got stuck in some sort of magical void and one of the greatest mages in the land had to save him. So
yeah, however the small uses of magic here are pretty much the same to the international system.
Woopera
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Rakua lyma sets Nicholas Corrovan on fire with a molotov.
Snoopy finds a canteen full of water.
Riko runs away from the Cornucopia.
Niko shoots an arrow at Yukari, but misses and kills Gioni instead.
Hans axel von Versen clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Kendrick Lamar runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tauluk zuzuk steps off his podium too soon and blows up.
Skibidi Toilet runs away from the Cornucopia.
Drake and Michael Kelvin fight for a bag. Michael Kelvin gives up and retreats.
John K. Turner runs away from the Cornucopia.
Edwina takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Finn Florii grabs a jar of fishing bait while Rizzler gets fishing gear.
Akaza clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Leroy Savour finds a bag full of explosives.
John Marell runs away from the Cornucopia.
Clodsire retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Douma runs away from the Cornucopia.
Arceus runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye runs away from the Cornucopia.
I will be putting all this into a dispatch btw
Unike, Woopera
NO MY BOY ZUZUK GOT BOOMED
IM SORRY TO ALL MY CITIZENS I PICKED THE WRONG GUY
Nu Elysium
Didn't see this. Magic is rare, though it manifests more like superpowers than spells.
and with that, the RMB is silent.
Nu Elysium, Woopera
You can't expect 24/7 activity Nahua lol
Nahuatistan, Nu Elysium
Akaza questions his sanity.
Riko, Leroy Savour, and John Marell get into a fight. Leroy Savour triumphantly kills them both.
Yukari receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
John K. Turner camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Skibidi Toilet and Niko hunt for other tributes.
Snoopy sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Hans axel von Versen travels to higher ground.
Michael Kelvin and Rakua lyma work together for the day.
Finn Florii and Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye hunt for other tributes.
Drake makes a wooden spear.
Arceus stalks Edwina.
Douma receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Clodsire receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Rizzler discovers a river.
Kendrick Lamar picks flowers.
I would have thought J Cole would be the one picking flowers lol
Unike, Woopera
LETS GOOOO YUKARI HAS BOMBS AZHANIA ISNT BAD AFTER ALL!!!!
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!!11!111!
Nu Elysium
Most violent action from Drake
Nu Elysium
status update https://ibb.co/Dk2x8MT
Woopera
here i am
Woopera
Hello :)
Woopera
LET'S GO
also why is God stalking a person
+20
The Aichemy
can i be polls admin
Nu Elysium
bro just got here and is asking for leadership lmao
DONT U DARE LMAO ME
Nu Elysium
lmao
Drake cries himself to sleep.
Niko begs for Clodsire to kill him. He refuses, keeping Niko alive.
John K. Turner tries to sing himself to sleep.
Yukari receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Kendrick Lamar sets up camp for the night.
Michael Kelvin passes out from exhaustion.
Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye tries to sing himself to sleep.
Edwina receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Finn Florii, Arceus, and Akaza sleep in shifts.
Douma destroys Skibidi Toilet's supplies while he is asleep.
Hans axel von Versen goes to sleep.
Rizzler sets up camp for the night.
Rakua lyma begs for Snoopy to kill him. He refuses, keeping Rakua lyma alive.
Leroy Savour attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Average Drake behavior:
i am going to rebel soon LMAO
Woopera
Not how we do government here, first become an angel and join a temple at least
Woopera
[spoiler=New Arrivals]The_Syndicalist_States_America The_Aichemy [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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Woopera
how do i do that
Woopera
u know what i might rebel
Woopera
Bro real
Nu Elysium, Woopera
I'm gonna spy on him , wish meluck /j
Ok I gathered literally no information
Finn Florii injures himself.
Douma receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Leroy Savour thinks about home.
Yukari, Kendrick Lamar, John K. Turner, Edwina, and Rizzler hunt for other tributes.
Snoopy and Akaza hunt for other tributes.
Hans axel von Versen begs for Arceus to kill him. He refuses, keeping Hans axel von Versen alive.
Michael Kelvin makes a slingshot.
Clodsire searches for firewood.
Skibidi Toilet discovers a cave.
Niko hunts for other tributes.
Rakua lyma sets an explosive off, killing Drake.
Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Woopera
Arceus obviously won't kill anybody, that's Yveltal's job.
Edoardienne
Update: Drake has died.
Woopera
Kendrick Lamar tends to his wounds.
Akaza severely injures Yukari, but puts her out of her misery.
Snoopy looks at the night sky.
Rizzler sets up camp for the night.
Leroy Savour and Skibidi Toilet talk about the tributes still alive.
Michael Kelvin stays awake all night.
Douma lets Hans axel von Versen into his shelter.
Arceus destroys Rakua lyma's supplies while he is asleep.
Edwina, John K. Turner, and Clodsire unsuccessfully ambush Finn Florii, Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye, and Niko, who kill them instead.
NOOOOOOO THE CLOD IS DEAD!!!!1!!1!1!1!! THIS IS A TRAGEDY
Nu Elysium
Bruh Aichemyjust sent me this telegram:
Here we are
JOIN THE REBELLION
Hello fellow traveler, this is a link to the BEST new region.
region=the_tortured_poets_department13
Why join?
1: Freedom: We believe in equal rights and therefore will not discriminate against any nation
2: being in the process of creating a powerful region: Quite explanatory
also,
Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Niko receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Leroy Savour collects fruit from a tree.
Michael Kelvin receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Skibidi Toilet steals from Hans axel von Versen while he isn't looking.
Finn Florii defeats Rizzler in a fight, but spares his life.
Akaza and Rakua lyma work together to drown Kendrick Lamar.
Douma strangles Arceus after engaging in a fist fight.
Snoopy collects fruit from a tree.
Is Arceus alive?
Nu Elysium
Yukari
District 5
Edwina
District 3
John K. Turner
District 12
Clodsire
District 9
Kendrick Lamar
District 6
Arceus
District 9
Arceus is dead.
Michael Kelvin thinks about home.
Finn Florii stabs Rizzler in the back with a trident.
Douma receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Leroy Savour thinks about home.
Rakua lyma and Snoopy run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Hans axel von Versen goes to sleep.
Niko sets an explosive off, killing Skibidi Toilet.
Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Akaza cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Skibidi Toilet died its so over
how the heck did they kill god himself
Nu Elysium
Akaza sets an explosive off, killing Niko, and Michael Kelvin.
Leroy Savour repeatedly stabs Oscar Françoise de Jarjaye to death with sais.
Douma and Finn Florii work together to drown Rakua lyma.
Hans axel von Versen discovers a cave.
Snoopy injures himself.
Adriatic Democratic Empire, Woopera
Rest in peace Niko. You had a good run.
Nu Elysium
βcʀɸɲʀ
What?
I had to do something to avoid CTDing
Anyways Gnight
Adieu Oscar
Post self-deleted by Adriatic Democratic Empire.
Less goo Akaza and Douma absolutely cooking Everyone
Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Verrill, Gualani, and Mercov!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astraea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order of Astraea are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's angelic nobility. They may prefix "Sir","Lady" or "Sair" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Good morning astoria :)
Evinagioni, Shion Sonozaki State
Lmao
Good afternoon everyone! Happy Mother's day to those who celebrate it
Riko Republic, Shion Sonozaki State
Good morning :3
Mornin'
How are you all today?
Shion Sonozaki State
:(
Good afternoon to all Astorians!!!!!
Boa Tarde a todos os Astorianos!!!!!
Shion Sonozaki State, Kevinski
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]What (in your opinion) is the coolest sounding language?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Croatian frfr[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
[/table]
Rock Pumice, Lordhelm, Catboy
Lithuanian
Japanese because everything sounds 100 times cooler when it's spoken by a deep voiced Japanese
Koronic, Rock Pumice
I don't know how Lithuanian sounds so I'll now go watch Lithuanian videos to learn why it's cool
Kk.
Icelandic
RUSSIAN
japanese
toki pona. its like putting Spanish, English and Swedish in a blender and leaving it in the fridge for 1 hour, getting a toki-popsicle
Magic is Outlawed in Velhkaiddia...........not sorry.
High Germanic
Blue eyed sand cricket
The Legendary sightings of the Devil head wyvern, the largest dragon ever seen, he is 2,087ft is height, 4,793ft in length, his wingspan is doubled the length of his body, weighing around approximately 990,000 tons, he's well over 7,000 years old and still alive today.
He has been a total menace to all life from the beginning of Velhkaiddias founding till 1,476 years later, one Empress of Velhkaiddia has convinced him to help protect the Empire, in return, Velhkaiddians give him food and a giant dragon den made out of carved obsidian blocks. The Velhkaiddians call him Dhomzek of the void.
Chinese sounds pretty good
you could not be more right than rn
Certified Lucifer moment
this does not Nation the States.️
Nahuatistan
ROMNIAN BABYYYY
ROMÂNIA ESTE CEA MAI BUNĂ SI SINGURA TĂRĂ BALCANICĂ ÎN CARE DEȚINE RESTUL BALCANILOR! LA NAIBA MAGHIARII SI BULGARII ESTE DOAR ROMANIA!
TRAIASCA ROMANIA 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
(ROMANIA IS THE BEST AND SAFE BALKAN COUNTRY THAT OWNS THE REST OF THE BALKANS! THE SCREW THE MAGYARS AND BULGARIANS THERE IS ONLY ROMANIA! LONG LIVE ROMANIA!)
Mercov
what
TĂCEȚI INDIVIDUL ALEATORII ȚI VOI FURA PORTOFELUL 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
(Silence random individual I will steal your wallet) /j
Provide translations for non-English posts this isnt anything new Nahua
yall should I learn Romanian or nah bc I think it'd be both funny to go up to my friends and be like
"vei muri în trei zile. alerga."
(you will die in three days. run.)
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Vesburgas Ilanahomo [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.com/invite/9yGF2Nyk4U[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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bro spoke German
[spoiler][table=noheader][tr][td]West_Renard_Valleys[/td][td]Government_Of_The_Republic_Of_Lucas[/td][td]Viratkohli[/td][td]Chidi[/td][td]Jadek[/td][td]Srpsko_Kosovo_I_Metohija[/td][td]Walkerions_Empire[/td][td]United_Mahartanva[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]New_Seathew[/td][td]Hagana[/td][td]Osmeinia[/td][td]Hungarian_Commune[/td][td]Midget_Squad[/td][td][/td][td][/td][td][/td][/tr][/table]
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ENDORSE KORONIC
If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.
Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.
Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
the counter is now 1.
imma make it higher
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366 "bro"s if you don't want to count :3
I wonder how mangled I can make my text and still have people understand it.
I'at kit'ns.
I hate kittens or I hate kittens
I eat kittens.
'm 'ery il 'nd I'ate 'ox.
you ate kittens...?
See above
Oh my deary il iate a fox
No.
I'm very ill and I hate doxx.
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