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Region: Astoria
Unfortunately what I'm talking about involves Kantrias
It's a new alliance of mostly Olivio aligned nations
We should rebrand COC to mean Cute Olivian Cooperators
Go ahead if you want I don't care what we call it
Evinagioni
Hey don't look at me, I did nothing at all!
It was a joke lol
I'm aware it doesn't involve you lol you're not in HUE
Evinagioni
The Visigoths Press Alt F4 To Win Fanta And Fantasy Zijun Aquatisa The Cutest Kitten Ever Nova Cyanis
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
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Evinagioni
Coalition of Convenience, which is Olivio, NCSI, Unike, Hansberg, and Black Eye.
Also the post is here
By... boat? I don't understand. I had nearby colonies.
Unike
looks good enough for me
Unike, Dairyc
Beckerian Troubles; Act II
After the Beckerian Liberation Army (BLA) failed to create a popular uprising and gain support for an independent Becker, they have been on the run for the past few months.
They make stops to commit acts of terror, almost entirely against their own people, such as bombing public buildings as well as routinely boarding metro and busses only to fire indiscriminately, which has made support for them and their movement skyrockets. As to quote the governor of the Beckerian state of Anoka, "The worst way to gain the support of Becker is to kill Beckerians."
A total of three hundred and seventeen people have been killed by the BLA, and one thousand seventy have been injured by their actions, all forms of public transport in Becker has been halted until further notice.
Both Beckerian states of Itasca and Anoka held state elections, and for the first time in decades pro-independence parties held less than 30% in both legislative branches, in both states.
The federal government of Olivio has begun reforms to the way subdivisions operate and have granted Becker the status of Autonomous Country and allowed far greater autonomy over their Federal Region. Many BLA members were pleased by the concession made by the Olivian government to Becker and laid down their arms, yet even with few members remaining, Olivian authorities remain on guard and always watching for their activity.
Unike, Catgirlboss
Milk chocolate is the GOAT >:3
Unike, Nova Cyanis
I would agree
Shadow Imperium Nuclear Power
The building of a Nuclear Power Plant in Acticoula has begun, with Olivian and Shadow Imperium officials scheduling more to be constructed in most of the Shadow Imperium's cities.
Nuclear Armament
After obtaining schematics and plans from Tazarskia for nuclear weaponry and the research of Shadow Imperium and Olivian scientists, after many tests and trials, Olivio has announced one ICBM has been produced and two SLBMs. Olivio has requested to create a facility in Hansberg to hold ICBM's while the transportation of SLBMs to the Kannabec Naval Facility is underway. Olivio has announced that plans to produce a total of ten ICBMs and five SLMBs.
Many Olivians feel this will ensure Olivio will remain safe and her shores will never face invasion under the threat of global nuclear apocalypse.
Unike, Evinagioni
Hansberg Nuclear Facility
Olivio has begun the construction of a nuclear facility to hold ICBMs in Hansberg after brief discussions over the matter.
Unike, Evinagioni
NEWS
With the country fully rebuilt in the livable regions. the Socialist Republic of Unike has announced an expansion of our land, sea and sky forces both to modernize our miiltary as well as increase it's combat readiness. We have also began land reclamation efforts in the Inferno Zone and have hopes of reaching the Outskirts of Larsovo in a few years time. In addition as the situation has stabilized a return to Unikean Democracy will begin, with the following three parties taking part in the upcoming election in a few months time. The Communist Party of Unike, the Socialist Liberation Front and the Olivian Integration Party all three parties fully back the agreement established at the foundation of the SRU and are firmly Pro-Olivian in foreign policy. So foreign nations should expect no change in Unike's foreign policy anytime in the near future.
Among many Olivian Unikeans there have been serious calls for a potential integration of Unike into the Federation of Olivio, possibly in a status similar to what some of the autonomous regions of the Olivian Federation have at the moment. This has led to the formation of the Olivian Integration Party
In general the Communist Party of Unike favors a more independent foreign policy that's still Olivio aligned and the abolishment of the current Market Socialism system with full on Communism
The Socialist Liberation Front is the same party as it was prior to the Unikean Civil War and is who is currently in power.
Hyland
In response to SRU build-up Hyland will also increase it's military forces size while also continuing to repair damaged parts of the country in the West. Hyland is also requesting to establish embassies with Olivio and Tazarskia
Evinagioni, Olivio
Slofa Teamvalor786 The Germanic Party
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
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Astoreus
Olivian National Census Report
A national census was conducted to assess the demographics of Olivio.
[spoiler=Census Data]
National population: 41,032,421
Household languages by percentage:
59.7% Karoish
34.4% Beckerian
5% Kitsonese
0.4% Unisawa
0.3% Tazarskian
0.2% Other
Religions, not separating practicing and non-practicing:
62.1% Olyvism
21% Beckerian Folk
12.4% Atheism
2.4% Christianity
1.1% Animist
1% Other
Romantic attraction:
48.8% Heteroromantic
39.4% Heteroflexible
9.3% Homoflexible
2.4% Homoromantic
0.1% Aromantic
Non-cisgender population: 903,70
Genders, not separating transgender and cisgender:
47.3% Woman
46.9% Man
4.6% Olyvih
1% Non-Binary
0.2% Other
Transgender percentages:
54% Female-to-Male
45.9% Male-to-Female
0.098 Intersex-to-Male
0.002 Intersex-to-Female
Additional statistics:
99.99998% are literate
99.7% has regular stable internet access
84.01% of legal adults have graduated college or are attending college
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Evinagioni
TAZARSKIAN NEWS
Reporter: Prime Minister Jacquemart Rethóndes has officially announced his decision to begin the adoption process for Jacqueline Dupois. The young girl gained attention after sending a heartfelt "good luck" video to the PM during his election victory. In other news, Tazarskia has expressed interest in establishing connections with Unike, Hyland and Compagne online via a tweet, Here is the tweet for you all to see:
Attention, Tazarskia! I have an important announcement to share with you all.
Recently, I had the pleasure of meeting an extraordinary young girl named Jacqueline Dupois. She possesses remarkable intelligence, talent, and compassion, making her an ideal candidate for adoption. Today, I am proud to announce that I have initiated the official adoption process to welcome Jacqueline into my family.
This decision marks an exciting new chapter in my life and that of my beloved husband, Pierre. Jacqueline's exceptional communication skills and charisma make her a potential future leader. I am confident in my choice and believe that this process will provide her with the support and opportunities she deserves to fulfill her potential.
Furthermore, as the newly appointed Prime Minister, I express my desire to establish diplomatic relations with Unike, Hyland ane Compagne . It is crucial for Tazarskia to foster friendly connections with new nations and collaborate for a brighter future, benefiting all Tazarskians.
Reporter: That concludes today's updates! We will keep you informed of any further developments.
Unike, Evinagioni
Olivio will allow Hylandic delegates to meet with the Ministry of International Affairs to discuss negotiations and terms for opening embassies and more formal and direct recognition, but makes no promises.
Additionally, President Olson says any integration between Olivio and Unike would take a long time and require detailed and further discussions before any considerations be made.
Hyland
The government of Hyland welcomes the news out of both Tazarskia and Olivio about potentially establishing relations, agreeing to send foreign representatives to both nations to discuss further terms.
Socialist Republic of Unike
Unike also agrees to further discussions with the Tazarskian government. The Olivian Integration Party also states that they would be willing to meet with Olivian representatives to hear what their terms for joining the Olivian nation would be as well, and if not that at the very least opportunities for greater cooperation between the two nations.
Evinagioni, Olivio
Question of the Day
If you could make a holiday, what would it be like? What traditions would it have? What would people eat on your holiday?
Evinagioni
OOC: The last part of the second-to-last sentence is supposed to herald democratization after the war. It is not implying that they will resort to terrorism or anything extreme, Compagne. Do you mind if I allow other nations to react to NRMC propaganda (ICly, it's broadcast within the nation, but it's reasonable to assume that it is monitored by other nations), or would you prefer for it to go unnoticed?
I still find it weird that Koronic would allow for you to colonize. It serves no purpose OOCly, and is illogical ICly. (If you're sailing, you'd pass through my territory, or you'd have to navigate around the entire landmass.) You also didn't inform Nator State of your colonization north of their nation, or any Haylestian nations w/r/t your colonization to their west.
Pop Pop Pop
[sub][sup]11 Feb 2032[/sup][/sub]
The population of koronic has been steadily increasing over the years, and although it has recently slowed down, it still exhibits sustained growth.
2023 to 2032, the population had increased from 72.2M to 82.4M (0.5%)
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[sub][sup]post is small, yes, can't use all of my brain rn[/sup][/sub]
[sub][sup]30 minutes for this, smh[/sup][/sub]
Unike
I have actually thought about this before, and I would definitely have to say money day, where everyone gives me all of there money.
Unike, Olivio
Somehow I don't think that holiday would be very popular with people who weren't you :P
Evinagioni, Olivio
I kinda like the idea, but the execution is bad
here's a better option: give koro money month
every day of december people give koro money, except on christmas
Unike, Olivio
"The execution is bad" I'm dying lol good one Koro
Koronic
I dont think thats a holiday, thats a lot of separate holidays, so you should have to name all of your holidays
The reason I have these colonies is I've been probing these areas for resource despisits and I found quite a few rare earth mineral in those spots. So they're really mining colonies. Furthermore, I don't think I really have to announce it. Countries didn't herald the creation of colonies irl, why should I? Also, yes, I don't care what you do with the propaganda. If you want to, spread it anywhere you like.
Unike, Koronic, Catboy Fan
ok, here are they
[spoiler=give koro money month]
give koro money day 01
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christmas :D
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I'm very creative as you can see
Unike, Theve, Olivio, Norinsk
Thats a lot of creative holidays! I Award you five bouns points if I can do that, If I cant do that, I ask whoever has the authority to provide five bouns points give Koronic.
Unike, Koronic
I meant you should inform them OOCly. ICly, yeah, you're free to be secretive, just as IRL.
[spoiler=The nations in the second spoiler are free to react to the radio propaganda in this first spoiler or ignore it.]J-i-L.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=pings]
Axian, Catgirlboss, Cornwalesia, Easterndeutschland, Evinagioni, Fedren, Hoyidaw, Karkastan, Koronic, Kurbelland, Mercov, Nahuatistan, Nator State, New Shadow Imperium, Norinsk, Olivio, Rosartemis, Sateru, Seasunbirdia, Tazarskia, Tstf, Umyadd Caliphate, Unike, Vlayikrai[/spoiler]
As Minister of Culture I award Koro 5 Bonus points for this QOTD, what that actually means don't ask me
Anyways how's everybody doing today?
omg omg new flag
Unike, Nova Cyanis, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, Tazarskia
Is slaying✨️
milk chocolate is heavenly tbh (white chocolate still better doe)
Unike, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss
Post self-deleted by Nova Cyanis.
Sateru hyping his own flag be like:
Jokes aside the flag looks very nice :D
I need milk because I need to grow 🥺
Unike, Catboy Fan
HYLAND
The Hylandic Government has announced a new initiative to further expand the rail system in the country, hoping to create one of the most modernized in the world. "We will bullet trains from the sea to the interior" the Hylandic Minister of Transportación was quoted as saying. Hyland is also continuing it's military build-up.
TAZARSKIAN NEWS
Reporter: greetings, everyone today we have news on Prime Minister Rethóndes of Tazarsakia who arrived in Compagne last night and a new treaty beetween Tazarskia & Compagne, Rethóndes was surrounded by the cheers of crowds who had gathered to welcome him. The visit was for the establishment of relations and a treaty beetween both nations, the treaty covers a range of areas, including mutual defense, military technology sharing, and economic cooperation.
The pact is significant because it marks the first time in a very long time these two nations have come together to sign a treaty. The mutual defense pact stipulates that if either nation is attacked, there will be an immediate and strong response, including the use of nuclear weapons.
Prime Minister Rethóndes and Prince William V addressed the media at a joint press conference following the signing ceremony, where they expressed their commitment to further enhance the collaborations between their nations. The pact also includes lowered tariffs for each other, shared military technology, and lowered port taxes with increased naval patrols to escort trading vessels between the two nations.
This agreement is a testament to the strength of the bond between Tazarsakia and Compagne, and it stands as a symbol of their shared vision for the future.
And, That is all for today! We'll keep you updated
Unike
Thalassian Union
Olivio has declared they will be leaving the Thalassian Union and returning to the olv as their legal tender.
Unike
Olivian-Hylandic Negotiations
Secretary of International Affairs Kai Kai Adams met with delegates from Hyland on behalf of President Olson and, after negotiations, has given them a few demands to open formal recognition and allow embassies to be built.
[spoiler=Demands]
1. Hyland may not accept any further nuclear arms nor create their own.
2. No hostilities against Olivio may transpire.[/spoiler]
IM BACKKKKKKKKkkkk
Catgirlboss
We all do
Kinda
Catgirlboss
Hyland
The Hylandic government accepts Olivios terms, as they already have nuclear weapons and Compagnian protection they feel secure from a potential SRU invasion. Nor does Hyland have any desire to expand into Olivian territory.
SRU
The Olivian Integration Party has won the most recent Unikean election!
Thalassian Union
The Socialist Republic of Unike will follow our Olivian allies in pulling out of the Thalassian Union, we also signal to Olivio that Unike is ready to join the Olivian Federation. Thereby having Unike formally join the federation while retaining some autonomy.
Olivio
Hiya welcome bacc :3
Unless you're an adult and you've stopped growing
Unike
Question of the Day
What is your favorite season and what is your favorite activity to do during said season?
Catgirlboss, Olivio, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
MY FAVORITE SEASON IS FALL AND HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY I LOVE HALLOWEEN IT'S THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER
Unike
Summer. I love travelling. Next year I'm going to visit Spain or Portugal or literally any sunny Mediterranean country with beaches :3
Unike, Olivio
Olivio sends a delegation to Unike to discuss the terms of membership into the federation.
[spoiler=Terms]
-Unike will become a Autonomous Country, a sub-type of Federal Region of Olivio.
-Unike will be allowed to keep their current government system or adopt a new system of governance under a constitution.
-Any dispute in Unike over violations of the Federated Constitution will be settled by the Federal Supreme Court
-The Unike constitution will require approval from the Federal Supreme Court and abide by the Federated Constitution.
-The Federated Government will gain control over the Armed Forces of Unike and incorporate them into the Integrated Armed Forces.
-Unike will be allowed to form a National Guard to serve as a small military under the command of the Unike government and not the Federated Government.
-Unike will adopt the olv as their official currency and legal tender. They may choose to replace the rikian or allow both as legal tender.
-Unike will be allowed to build and maintain embassies with other nations and create enviromental and economic treaties so long as it does not disrupte the direction of the Federated Government.
-Unike will abide to the international affairs of the Federated Government as well as their own.
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The Unikean Government accepts these conditions, formally joining the Federation of Olivio!
Long Live Olivio and Long Live Unike!
OOC Stuff:
Hyland remains an independent nation
Good choice although I myself can't stand the heat too much lol
You really like Halloween lol
Catgirlboss, Olivio
Understatement. There is nothing better than dressing up with your friends (especially in costumes you made yourself), staying up and watching scary movies and just hanging out, giving kids candy. Spending quality time with my favorite people AND candy AND I get to dress-up as Soundwave? Yes please, every day
Unike
End of Hansberg independence
After Thomas Holzer sudden resignation amidst to a scandal involving a goat and a group of [redacted], the pro-olivian Unification Party has won the Hansbergian federal snap elections. With this result Hansberg will request to formally join the Olivian Federation.
Olivio sends a delegation to Hansberg to discuss the terms of membership into the federation.
[spoiler=Terms]
-Hansberg will become a Autonomous Country, a sub-type of Federal Region of Olivio.
-Hansberg will be allowed to keep their current government system or adopt a new system of governance under a constitution.
-Any dispute in Hansberg over violations of the Federated Constitution will be settled by the Federal Supreme Court
-The Hansberg constitution will require approval from the Federal Supreme Court and abide by the Federated Constitution.
-The Federated Government will gain control over the Armed Forces of Hansberg and incorporate them into the Integrated Armed Forces.
-Hansberg will be allowed to form a National Guard to serve as a small military under the command of the Hansberg government and not the Federated Government.
-Hansberg will adopt the olv as their official currency and legal tender.
-Hansberg will be allowed to build and maintain embassies with other nations and create enviromental and economic treaties so long as it does not disrupte the direction of the Federated Government.
-Hansberg will abide to the international affairs of the Federated Government as well as their own.
[/spoiler]
Unike, Evinagioni
TAZARSKIAN NEWS
Reporter: This is a developing story. In an explosive turn of events, the Thallasian Bank, the largest bank in the country, has been nationalized. The government has confirmed that the process is already underway and is expected to be completed in the next few days.
This sudden announcement has shocked the nation. People are questioning the government's motives for nationalizing the bank and whether the decision was made in the best interests of the people. Social media is ablaze with rumors that Tazarsakia stole Olivio's assets and that this may have been the reason the nation left the bank. There is widespread speculation that the establishment of relations with the country of Compagne may have played a role in Olivio's decision to leave, aswell.
Public opinion is divided on the move, with some supporting the decision as a necessary step to ensure the stability of the national economy, while others have raised concerns about the government's transparency and the potential for this move to lead to economic isolation from other countries.
One thing is clear, this is a critical moment for the country and the people will be watching closely.
Unike, Olivio
The Principality of Hansberg, through Prince Hanz Ferdinand von Auzen, accepts these conditions and joins the Olivian Federation.
Unike, Olivio
Depends, summer if were talking about activities then summer, but in turns of season and weather, definitely winter
Unike
Interesting choice to pick winter, I take it you're a fan of cold weather?
Theve
Yep!
Can't say I agree with you there lol, but having basically no insects in the air is nice
Theve
ihaveonceagaindecidedtocomeherebecausethechatisdeadinkantriassoimseekingsomesocialinteraction
Welcome back to the Astoria RMB Lambert!
Winter
I like to drink hot cocoa and watch christmas movies
Unike
em pleh
gniod i ma tahw
I can't say I know the answer to that question but yeah hot chocolate and christmas movies are both a good time!
Do you know what it says?
Unike
Yes Lambert
*Noms chocolate dipped berrystraw*
Winter is cool.
Unike
Personally, Christmas is the best and no one can convince me otherwise. You walk down the streets and there's a MOOD in the air. Happiness lingers everywhere, and joy is felt too. The christmas movies, the hot cocoa, the snow, quality time with family, and the memories you make during christmas. Its all AWESOME!!!
But Halloween is a close 2nd for my favorites though! And I can see why you like it a lot, because it's a fun holiday in general!
Unike
let's see...
Summer is too hot, spring is too hot, fall is too hot, and winter is just hot, so I'm going with winter for this one
winter is also a great time for sleeping 24/7
Unike
I get the feeling you don't like heat Koro? Also you should try some not sleeping activities :3
Koronic
NEITHER
we only have 2 seasons here
1. Die of heatstroke
2. Die of heatstroke while its humid
I hate it, but I'd pick Summer (1) over Rainy Season (2) since heat combined with non-stop rain is more miserable than just it being SCALDING hot
Evinagioni
nop
try what :3
Unike, Evinagioni
Unike, Nova Cyanis, Evinagioni, Astoreus
Unike, Evinagioni, Astoreus
Helo im still here🤑
Are you really here though?
Unike, Astoreus
Idk im kinda inactive on the chat 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Unike, Theve, Astoreus
[B]TAZARSKIAN NEWS[/B]
[B]REPORTER:[/B] Greetings, everyone! Today, we bring you shocking and exciting news. It seems that the treaty we announced yesterday was just the beginning of a monumental merger. Yes, that's right! Compagne and Tazarskia have agreed to unite under one banner, creating a powerful new nation know as the Tazarskian Empire.
In a surprising turn of events, it was revealed that this merger was actually meant to be a secret, but due to a leaked tweet from Prime Minister Rethóndes, word got out. Here is what the tweet said:
Dear fellow Tazarskian and Compagne citizens, today I am announcing a historic moment for our country. This was a surpirse for all of you guys regarding the treaty yesterday signed with Compagne, so I are pleased to announce that Tazarskia and Compagne have agreed to merge. Compagne and Tazarskia have alot in common and this opportunity is such a great one considering it will help Tazarskia this was a bick shock that Compagne proposed this but we have agreed.
This merger will create a powerful new nation, one that will be a force to be reckoned with on the world stage. We are excited to share more details about this merger, including our plans for economic growth and international relations, in the coming weeks and months.But for now, we ask for your support as we embark on this new chapter in our countries' history.
Long live the Tazarskian Empire!
Reporter: that's all for today, we'll keep you updated! And yes, there will be a press conference later today.
Unike
fall!!!! 🍁🍁🍁
summer is waaay too hot nowadays, winter is too depressing, and spring is...um, spring is just there ig, it's such an unremarkable season smh...
Unike, Astoreus
spring is the default season
Unike, Nova Cyanis, Astoreus
so true. such a plain jane season smh
Unike, Koronic, Astoreus
Weird I suddenly dont remember :3
Spring has the best weather though!
Also Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans!
Koronic, Astoreus
Yeah, like really, Its just kinda there
Unike
From Anassa, With Liberty 2030 (Past)
Ships carrying representatives of the Athanasia Independence Movement sail to the western coast of [nation=noflag]Nator State[/nation]. Anassa, the capital of Nerea, includes a member of House Spalfung; Liberty, the capital of Amerikia includes a decorated officer of the Amerikian Freikorps. The Movement seeks recognition from the fellow Westwellian State.
Fall is way too cold in canada
WSG YALL
Hows it going?
Ate a whole turkey
Unike
Yeah, HOW IS IT going?
Just enjoying the holiday thats about it lol. How about you Frogish?
Great Riga
i has telegram..?
Unike
It doesnt look like it sent properly could you send it again?
Anyone there?
Unike, I sent you a telegram
Evinagioni, United In Majesty
Mornin Astoria!
Unike, United In Majesty
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