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Region: Astoria
Sobbing^2
Unike
I agree, everything goes on pie, nothing can ruin pie
Unike
what about rotten cheese
Did you not hear them? NOTHING can ruin pie.
Fynnigan
Post by Runen suppressed by a moderator.
NOTHING CAN RUIN PIE
I recently rediscovered why I love sniffing sharpies in my free time.
I never thought I would read this sentence today
I LOVE doing that. That, and smelling gasoline, are some of my guilty pleasures.
What a coincidence!
The Fynnigamn Council of Law has around 15-20 members, this number will vary per year. Council member Unele Mqas was known for being rather against the Fynnigamn regime and was rather negative of Maxwell IV. At 10:42 May 8, 2037, according to his neighbors, a window shattering was heard. Followed by several loud bangs, before another window shattering. His neighbor, who preferred to go anonymous went to investigate what had happened, Unele was shot several times in the back with a .45 ACP revolver. Unele was rushed to the nearest hospital but at 13:48 was declared dead. Much info about the incident is considered classified information and cannot be disclosed, Maxwell IV has spoken up about the situation. “I am deeply saddened by this incident in which one of our most important council members was the target of a homicide. We are still in investigation of this, so we do not want too many news stations flooding the neighborhood and showing up at the house. I swear this will all be resolved soon.” In the time being, Unele has been replaced by Pro-Fynnigamn politician Ewr Iqsem. Iqsem will take office May 20th as the new 16th member of the Fynnigamn Council of Law. Fynnigan will prevail!
Olivio
didn't think anyone would
it's may 8th 2037 atm
Fixed it
nice!
How do you pin an image to a message?
I don't think you can, at least on RMBs.
Ok that sucks
Ik. But it's probably to stop spam
Hi :)
Unike
Bonjour
Good night :)
"Arembolia's Eternal Tide: Ode to the Seas"
(Verse 1)
On the shores of Arembolia, where the waves kiss the land,
A nation forged in strife, by the seas we proudly stand.
Beneath the gaze of Poisson, our unwavering guide,
In unity we prosper, with the tides by our side.
(Chorus)
Sail, Arembolia, on the currents of fate,
A maritime legacy, our destinies create.
Worshiping the Lord of Seas, our hearts entwined,
Arembolia, in unity, forever we bind.
(Verse 2)
From the flipped fleet city to the spires so tall,
Through storms of history, we rise, we never fall.
Queen Hunter leads with purpose, her vision clear,
Arembolia's rebirth, we hold dear.
(Chorus)
Sail, Arembolia, on the currents of fate,
A maritime legacy, our destinies create.
Worshiping the Lord of Seas, our hearts entwined,
Arembolia, in unity, forever we bind.
(Bridge)
Baptism in the ocean, a pledge we make,
Harmony of the Sirens, for Poisson's sake.
In every wave that crashes, in every breeze that sings,
Arembolia's anthem, in our hearts it rings.
(Verse 3)
Land and sea united, our strength displayed,
Guardians of peace, in Queen Hunter's shade.
Economic waves, a resurgence profound,
In Arembolia's heart, prosperity is found.
(Chorus)
Sail, Arembolia, on the currents of fate,
A maritime legacy, our destinies create.
Worshiping the Lord of Seas, our hearts entwined,
Arembolia, in unity, forever we bind.
(Outro)
Oh, Arembolia, our homeland so grand,
A beacon on the shores, across the sea and sand.
With faith, with strength, with heritage so true,
We sing your anthem, in pride, in honor, to you.
Sobbing cause you haven't had pineapple on pizza today am I right?
Unike, Dairyc
Very Nice!
Thx
i stand by my opinion
K. It is incorrect though.
no it is not. Imagine a scenario where a pie, once a symbol of culinary perfection, is transformed into a disastrous creation that elicits a horrified gasp from anyone who lays eyes upon it. Picture a pie so overbaked that its crust resembles an unyielding brick wall, and its filling has been reduced to a tasteless, gelatinous goo. It's as if the pie has been banished to the depths of culinary purgatory, forever haunting the dreams of those unfortunate enough to encounter it.
In this exaggerated scenario, it is evident that there are indeed circumstances where pie can be ruined, defying the initial statement that nothing can ever tarnish its delicious reputation.
No. Still a pie, still Gud
[spoiler=New Arrivals]United_Kingdom_Of_Confederation Xatler [/spoiler]
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
This is an automated message.
WRONG, also I have no clue about my first movie
Unike
That is physically impossible
Unike
Oh, yeah, for the post, whatever time knights had guns
I'd like to have pie with whipped cream on it
What kind of pie?
(Hint, the only acceptable one is cherry)
Fruit of the Forest (mixed berry)
Cherries are disgusting
Olivio
Fruit of the forest sounds good.
Cherries are the greatest. If you say no, you are lying to yourself and everyone.
I'm sure I am. Cherry's suck made weewee
Olivio
Bro is spitting facts, except for cherry pie
ALL PIE
No. Just cherry
Hearsay
Tis' an objective fact
I will no longer argue to you because you are mean :(
Olivio
I know :P
hi all
Catgirlboss
Vadenia why do you keep leaving the region?
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Serlad [/spoiler]
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
This is an automated message.
With our allies we stand
With the recent eruption of war between Olivio and Hyland, the Soveriegn Armed Forces of Magna-Scientia have sent a detatchment of their own forces to support the efforts by their Olivian Allies. The sent forces and equipment include:
7th Armored Division (Citadel):
5,000 Troops
65 MS24 "Taurus" Infantry Fighting Vehicles (K-21)
35 Piranha V Infantry Fighting Vehicles
5 MS-2 "Nigrum Panthera" Class Main Battle Tanks(K-2 Black Panther)
15 Currus V "Fulmen" Class Main Battle Tanks (Merkava V "Barak")
25 Aemulator II Class Main Battle Tanks (Challenger 2)
4 Imperator Class Howitzers (CAESAR)
4 AmH MM Class Howitzers (PhZ 2000)
Battle Group Avenger:
1 Nimatel-Class Frigate- MSNS Tirovan
2 Ligacolib Class Frigates- MSNS Tadhacolib and Ra'adcolib
3 Tempestas VI-Class Corvette- MSNS Clypeo, MSNS Fulmen, MSNS Victoria
1 Helops-Class Submarine- MSNS Pistris
Independent Units:
15 M347 ARV "Canis Bello" Walkers
4 GFS "Ardentis Sol" Class Thermobaric Rocket Launcher Systems (TOS-2)
Unike, Olivio, Royal Emerald Republic
Official Statement from the Office of the Diplomatic Mission to the Astorian World League on behalf of the Archon, Andronikus Kyriakidis
My fellow citizens and free peoples of the R.E.R., Members of the Press, and our Esteemed Global Partners:
On this day, May 15, 2037, I have directed Secretary of State Alexios Harrington to the AWL HQ to meet with leaders of the Security Council and Peacekeeping Corps in respect to the situation emerging in Hyland.
The escalating conflict between Hyland and Olivio is a matter that weighs heavily on our collective conscience. Our commitment to international peace and stability is unwavering, and we stand ready to contribute to efforts aimed at ending the hostilities and fostering a just and lasting peace. The Mission has already drafted and submitted a Security Council Resolution to authorize the use of peacekeeping forces contributed our State to the conflict prone regions including our hospital ship, the Eleos.
As we navigate these challenging times, we call upon the international community to join us in promoting peace, respecting the sovereignty of nations, and permit the establishment of international humanitarian corridors for the benefit of all peoples.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_emerald_republic/detail=factbook/id=1984378
Unike, Olivio
Uadi Response To Hyland
"Citizens of Uadidasi, our allies and friends to the north the Federation of Olivio find themselves at war against the Hylandic Republic, who unjustly and unprovoked killed members of the Olivian Military. As such the Olivians have rightfully declared war on Hyland. Now is a time to show Uadi solidarity with Olivio but to the international community as well. I have made it very clear the the Technocratic Republic will back up its allies and I intend on proving that once again. As such as Queen of the Technocratic Republic of Uadidasi and with the authority of the Uadi National Council, I hereby formally declare war against the Hylandic Republic. We will show the world the might of the Uadi and not to mess with our allies! Hagikawa's speech was met with mass applause in Beiyo, this would mark the first state of war in the nation in years as well.
For the sake of fighting the conflict one Uadi Air Craft Carrier, multiple divisions of around 100,000 Soldiers, 100 Tanks, and 300 Planes will be deployed to Uilyu, Olivio. Where we will assist our Olivian allies in quelling this senseless attack quickly and efficiently
The Uadi government has also expressed its support for RER's proposal to allow humanitarian corridors in the conflict zone.
Olivio, Royal Emerald Republic
Peaceguard Duties
The Subdepartment of the Peaceguard has been almost fully deployed or stationed at the border. The Peaceguard will be used to reinforce captured cities and protect civilian casualties, even against our own forces.
The Peaceguard brings medical supplies and drinking water to occupied cities, while funding for their subdepartment leaves them with limited supplies to go around so strict rations for aid is enforced.
The goal of Olivio is not to target civilians, and the Peaceguard is deployed to make civilian casualties minimal.
[spoiler=Peaceguard]Total Peaceguard detachments:
1st Detachment
2nd Detachment
3rd Detachment
4th Detachment
5th Detachment
6th Detachment
7th Detachment
8th Detachment
9th Detachment
10th Detachment
11th Detachment
12th Detachment
Total Peaceguard detachments deployed:
1st Detachment
2nd Detachment
3rd Detachment
5th Detachment
8th Detachment
10th Detachment
11th Detachment
Personal per detachment:
35[/spoiler]
Unike, Royal Emerald Republic
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_emerald_republic/detail=factbook/id=1984391
Official Announcement from the Royal Naval Command Center - Port of Piraeus
To the Citizens of the Royal Emerald Republic and the International Community,
In response to the escalating conflict between Hyland and Olivio, the Royal Naval Command Center at the Port of Piraeus announces the immediate deployment of the Royal Emerald Republic's Peacekeeping Humanitarian Fleet "Task Force Eleos." The Royal Naval Command Center, in coordination with the Astorian World League (AWL), is proud to uphold our commitment to the principles of collective security, international cooperation, and the protection of civilian lives.
Accordingly, this deployment is made pursuant to AWL Security Council Resolution 01-01-XXXX. Comprised of dedicated vessels from our Royal Emerald Coast Guard, this fleet is tasked with providing critical humanitarian assistance, aiding in international rescue efforts, and contributing to anti-piracy measures in the conflict zone. The RECG has been granted humanitarian pathways and the RECG Eleos is even now preparing to take in mass casualties and wounded from the war zone.
As these vessels set sail, they do so with the hopes and promise of a nation devoted to the cause of humanity.
Please see attached communique detailing the task force. All questions should be forwarded to the RER Diplomatic Mission to the AWL and the AWL Security Council at this time.
[/s/]Evander Thorne
Rear Admiral & Task Force Commander
Royal Emerald Coast Guard
[spoiler=Task Force Eleos Composition]Task Force Eleos Composition
Components of the Royal Emerald Navy:
1x Charles de Gaulle Class Carrier:
R.E.N. Athena
2x Astute Class Submarines:
R.E.N. Electra;
R.E.N. Typhos
1x America Class Amphibious Assault Carrier:
R.E.N. Helios
4x Type 23 Frigates:
R.E.N. Acropolis;
R.E.N. Parthenon;
R.E.N. Oracle;
R.E.N. Cerberus
1x Arleigh Burke Class DDG w/ Aegis:
R.E.N. Circe
2x John Lewis Class Logistics Ships:
R.E.N. Hermes
R.E.N. Hephaestus
Air Complement:
Carrier Complement:
30x F-22A
4x E-2C Hawkeye Naval AWACS
2x Boeing P-8A Poseidon Maritime Patrol
4x Wildcat Helicopters
Amphibious Carrier Complement:
4x Merlin Helicopters
12x NH-90 RECG Helicopters
Destroyer & Logistic Ships Complement:
6x Wildcat Helicopters
2x Merlin Helicopters
Components of the AWL RECG Peacekeepers:
4x Harry DeWolf Class Offshore Patrol Vessels:
RECG Sprite
RECG Nymph
RECG Fairy
RECG Nymph II
2x Legend Class Cutters
RECG Poseidon
RECG Perseus
12x Island Class Patrol Boats
RECG CPB Mk I through Mk XII
1x Polar Class Icebreaker
RECG Nord
1x Argus Class Hospital Ship
RECG Eleos
Peacekeeping Ship Air Complement:
20x Eurocopter MH-65 Dolphin CG Retrofit
10x NH-90 Norwegian CG Retrofits
2x HC-144 Ocean Sentry Class Marine Patrol & Rescue Aircraft
Components of the Royal Emerald Coast Guard:
2x HarryDeWolf Class Offshore Patrol Vessels
RECG Sea Sprite
RECG Trident
2x Legend Class Cutters:
RECG Acrisius
RECG Danae
4x Sentinel Class Cutters:
RECG SCC Mk I through IV
Air Complement:
20x Eurocopter MH-65 Dolphin CG Retrofit
4x HC-144 Ocean Sentry Marine Patrol & Rescue Aircraft
1x Alenia C-27J Maritime Surveillance and Dedicated Long-Range S&R
1x Lockheed WP-3D Orion Hurricane/Typhoon Weather Data Aircraft[/spoiler]
Unike, Olivio
[spoiler=New Arrivals]The_Federation_Of_Mu [/spoiler]
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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Thank you for endorsing the delegate, United Kingdom Of Confederation!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
United Kingdom Of Confederation
Post by Runen suppressed by a moderator.
This is basically my question as well..lol..
ok...
Good morning :3
Good afternoon
Unike
QOTD, Magna Version:
WhatÂ’s a pet peeve you have?
[spoiler]For me itÂ’s people eating messy, not loud, but getting food everywhere, which made living with my younger brother hard.[/spoiler]
Unike
Wait what. slave auction?
Generally speaking certain noises bother me more than others, I donÂ’t know why but itÂ’s always been this way for me
stars slightly misplaced
Holy, My defense forces went form top 91 to 47, What a Jump, Also My Black market is thriving
also is there a slave auction? If so and you can gain land how can you gain some?
Wait, where was the slave auction, and you can't expand. (illegal to have slaves in The UA)
if you are already on the map, to gain land you need to ask the mod if you can, if yes then prepare to have a good explanation of how you got the land. (good one is long :] )
Following Complications In the Empire and ItÂ’s home region, The Adriatic Empire have tripled itÂ’s Efforts to Increase military spending. The nation has begun Investing In battle ships and aircraft carriers, And a new 5th Generation fighter fleet has been constructed, The Adriatic Empire has begun to become more strict on border control. the exporting of goods has decreased significantly, the Empire has taken a neutral stance in modern affairs. It successfully Enlisted over 200,000 new members for the Navy, Air force, And Ground force, The highest since The civil war, The empire hopes to Increase this spending to further strengthen the nation.
The United Ariabics
i said it was exaggerated
So, uh you guys probably know this, but War zone trinidad got raided, are we gonna do anything about it? cuz the chat their was exploding but the raiders are still in control.
We do know. That's all we can say since matters of what or when we're gonna do are classified (OPSEC).
edit: this is Omnicontrol i forgor to switch lmao
the warzone lost trinidad
[quote=the_eye_26;54652945]We do know. That's all we can say since matters of what or when we're gonna do are classified (OPSEC).
edit: this is Omnicontrol i forgor to switch lmao[/
OkÂ
The Kingdom lost Koronic
Exactly my point, when it comes to pie, thereÂ’s no reason to look at impossible hypotheticals, because thatÂ’s what they are, impossible hypotheticals; Therefore, in reality, there is no feasible circumstance in which a pie could be ruined.
Unike, Olivio
the republic of koronic
Not Question of the Day
Respond to the message of what I should change the title of my nation to, the response with the most likes is what I will put it as for 24 hours. Must be compliant with Astoria and NS rules :3
-I'll give you until Midnight GMT tonight to respond and like posts, then it'll be changed
Example: it's currently United Pie Land of Unike, but it could be Republic of Unike or whatever
Evinagioni, Olivio, Yunora
Yes, slave auction. Why?
The Grand Duchy of Unike
Unike, Byzantine Union Of Confederate States
the unike of unike
the koroi province of unike
the hamburger of unike
Unike, Enatoa, Utaih, Sus Sus Among Us, Ethelor, Armotria, Sateru, Wine Red, Westwellia
Post self-deleted by Adriatic Democratic Empire.
The Catgirl Province of Unike :3
Riko Republic, Unike, Olivio, Umahou, Fenda Unity, Catgirl Ohio, Comically Small Missile, Skibidi Unity
Olivio of Unike
Unike, Dionysou, Olivio 2
what if you burnt it to a crisp
vomit pie tbh
The New Evinio 😎 of Unike
Unike, Olivio
New Evinio joins the war in Hyland
In adherence to the diplomatic commitments established with Olivio, the Kingdom of New Evinio formally announces its involvement in the ongoing conflict in Hyland. Acting upon the royal decree of His Majesty, King Jacob, the mobilization of the Armed Forces has been initiated, with 15,000 troops prepared for deployment.
New Evinio's military intervention extends beyond the manpower, with a deployment plan encompassing 73 tanks and 20 fighter jets. This decision aligns with the nation's strategic interests and its pledge to support our karoish brethren in times of turmoil.
Unike, Olivio, Royal Emerald Republic
Nahuati Socialist State of Unike (please let this win i want it to so bad it would make my day)
Unike
R.I.P. Zunain
Evinagioni
The Skibidi Toilet Fan of Unike
Unike
Yoriko, Yunora
Yoneda Katsumi, the esteemed moon ceremony master, and Niwa Masayuki, the health minister, joined forces for a press conference today. The topic at hand: the changing sleeping habits of Yunorans. It seemed that many of them had been influenced by their neighboring countries and were no longer following traditional sleep patterns - some were barely sleeping at all!
"We are here today to discuss a growing concern among Yunorans – changes in our sleeping habits," Niwa Masayuki began. "It seems that many of us have been influenced by our neighboring countries and are no longer following our traditional sleep patterns." Yoneda Katsumi chimed in, "Our ancestors believed that our physical and spiritual well-being is closely connected to the moon's cycles. Our traditional sleep patterns were aligned with these cycles and it allowed us to maintain harmony within ourselves and with nature."
Niwa Masayuki added that these changes in sleeping habits were leading to an increase in conditions such as insomnia, fatigue, and even mental health issues. "This is not just a matter of personal choice but also has an impact on our society as a whole," he stated. The press conference sparked a national conversation about sleep habits in Yunora. Many Yunoran's have started questioning their own habits and making efforts to align themselves with traditional sleeping patterns.
Unike, Koronic, Olivio
I like your original name, but if you realy want to change it then do The People's Republic of Unlike
Unike
The Embassy of The United Ariabics with it's territories decided to rename themselves the The United Ariabic Empire or the UAE the decision is still in the congressional court but may pass into the the Sultan's Court and get the accepted and the new name of the nation rests in hand. The congressional court also wishes plans for border expansion or double of the funds for the military. The border expansion could and will tribes in the requested area and may affect other nations if they disagree. Military expansion will provide Astoria with a bigger defence power and a greater capability to send supplies to other nations.
With Unike with their name changing the embassy chose "The People's Republic of Unlike" They believe it fit with their type because the nation helps out newer nations in becoming a citizen into Astoria which is the reason for the chosen name.
(A United Ariabics' RP)
Royal Emerald Republic
the Rightful Arsto Territory of Unike
Unike
Special Slice Pie Land of Unike!
Unike
Imagine being so bad, North Korea kicks you out.
Or being so extremist that the Taliban calls you about their worries about extremism.
Koronic
Yoriko, Yunora
As the joint conference with Ueno Yori, Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry, Saiki Sho, Minister of Defence and Funai Gina, Minister of Foreign Affairs began, the atmosphere in the room was tense. The approval of a 500 million dollar tank facility in support of the Olivio government was a big decision for Yunora, and there were many differing opinions on the matter.
Ueno Yori started off by presenting statistics and economic projections that showed how investing in the tank facility would not only benefit Yunora's economy but also strengthen their relationship with Olivio. He also emphasized the importance of being prepared for any potential military conflicts in the region.
Saiki Sho then spoke about national security and how having a strong military presence was crucial for protecting Yunora's borders and interests. She pointed out that Olivio had been a valuable ally to them and it was necessary for them to show support in times of need. Saiki Sho also mentioned that Yunora should not only rely on its allies like Uaddiasi for protection.
After much discussion and deliberation, it was decided that Yunora would approve the construction of the tank facility in support of Olivio. The decision was met with mixed reactions from both citizens and politicians. Some praised it as a wise move for both economic and diplomatic reasons while others accused the government of war profiteering. A group of pacifists held a rally against any military intervention, citing Yunora's history as a neutral country. However, Ueno Yori, Saiki Sho, and Funai Gina remained steadfast in their belief that this decision was in the best interest of Yunora.
Unike, Olivio, Royal Emerald Republic
if there was a dislike button id be smashing that thing into the ground
Omnicontrol, Koronic, Frogish, The United Ariabics, Royal Emerald Republic
me fr
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