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YESSS ITS PAGE 69!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JUST SO I CAN MEME ABOUT IT >:D AND IM THE FIRST PERSON TO POST ON PAGE 69 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Furecia

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:*starts break dancing*

start the memes

When ur the first person to post on page 69: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When you see that its page 69 on NS: (◕ᗝ◕)

Furecia

Me when page 69: :]

Me when someone makes a 69 joke in class in front of the teacher [totally not based off a true story] : (ʘᨓʘ)

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:Me when someone makes a 69 joke in class in front of the teacher [totally not based off a true story] : (ʘᨓʘ)
🤨

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

dont ask. The kid got what was comin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dont take that out of context

When the teacher says "69" in a math problem: ◟(◔ 0 ◔)◞

The religon of Nahuatistan

The current religion of Nahuatistan is commonly known as Lahnka, or "deity of the sun" in english.

the many practices of Lahnka are known as the " Khonshu laksha" or "gods wills" those who practise this religion believe that when you die, your soul, or "ikda" is placed on a celestial dial, and if it casts a shadow, you will be sent to "Ibisa" or the forsaken lands, where you will be tormented with your worst fears.

if the soul does not cast a shadow, the soul will be sent to " Dandea" or the hall of the sun.

in the hall of the sun, you can wander endless fields of green grass, marvel at the mountain peaks, and be rewarded for your devotion.

the sacred text is commonly referred to as the "Lahnka Ida"

the main sins are: Ida, Shu, Naq, and Dore, with dore being the worst of all

Unike, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Department of Environmental Protection Amphibian Report

Great Olivian Frog Report

After a long wait and much much time spent on saving the Olivian people from deadly diseases caused by growing insect populations, it has come to bring this chapter to a close and make a final report on the situation. The Great Olivian Frog is now reclassified as Not-Endangered and is back to a healthy population almost that as the same before the crisis began. Insect populations carrying deadly diseases have dropped, through new vaccines and sterilization programs against the insects and the now once again thriving Great Olivian Frog population. We are ever so thankful for the help of the Koronic and Catgirlboss research teams working alongside us, without them this crisis would still be on-going. President Olson has granted everyone who has worked on the breeding programs and vaccine production programs a Medal of Olivia's Blessing for their help.

Tstf Report

The swamps of the Black Eye are ideal for amphibian life and would seem like they would thrive in the enviroment of the nation, however the Orange Spotted Lizard has made a living of hunting and eating all smaller creatures than itself, amphibians, other lizards, insects, anything it can fit inside it's mouth it will eat. Olivian scientists decided to bring Giant Black Salamanders and Raptarmanders from the northern coast of the country to the swamps in controlled tests to document the effects. The inclusion of these creatures brought Orange Spotted Lizard populations down as they now would have to compete with the large salamanders for the same food sources. Additionally, an attempted controlled experiment with allowing Beckerian Frog's into the Black Eye environment became out of control. As they started to make their burrows, they boomed in population. No predator in the region, except for the Raptarmander, could fit into their tunnels, which allowed them to expand even further to the point the population could not be controlled, making them spread further. The research team is currently trying different methods to bring the Beckerian Frog's back into their control but so far has not been successful. The effects of Beckerian Frogs impact on the local environment has not yet been fully studied, and negative impacts do seem limited. Mass-extermination will be attempted to bring the experiment back into a controlled environment.

New Shadow Imperium Report

Research teams have been researching the incredibly cold temperatures of the Imperium on amphibian life, so far experiments have not been successful in controlled evolution tests to withstand the extreme cold.

Unike, Dairyc

Nahuatistan wrote:frog

Frog

Olivio

Unike wrote:Frog

frog

Olivio

Nahuatistan wrote:frog

You should change your national animal to the frog as well

Olivio

Unike wrote:You should change your national animal to the frog as well

that would be funny, but it doent go with the theme

Unike

Olivio wrote:Research teams have been researching the incredibly cold temperatures of the Imperium on amphibian life, so far experiments have not been successful in controlled evolution tests to withstand the extreme cold.

What's this mean?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1935939

Time to throw writing at y’all.

Dairyc wrote:What's this mean?

Olivian researchers are looking into how amphibians would evolve to survive in the extreme cold of the arctic but instead of any form of evolution they just end up freezing to death.

69 frogs on the 69th rmb post page

Eroter Toket, Evinagioni

nuuuuu :( its page 70 now

Eroter Toket, Evinagioni

Nahuatistan wrote:The religon of Nahuatistan

The current religion of Nahuatistan is commonly known as Lahnka, or "deity of the sun" in english.

the many practices of Lahnka are known as the " Khonshu laksha" or "gods wills" those who practise this religion believe that when you die, your soul, or "ikda" is placed on a celestial dial, and if it casts a shadow, you will be sent to "Ibisa" or the forsaken lands, where you will be tormented with your worst fears.

if the soul does not cast a shadow, the soul will be sent to " Dandea" or the hall of the sun.

in the hall of the sun, you can wander endless fields of green grass, marvel at the mountain peaks, and be rewarded for your devotion.

the sacred text is commonly referred to as the "Lahnka Ida"

the main sins are: Ida, Shu, Naq, and Dore, with dore being the worst of all

My religon is known as "The Old Faith." For more info about it, check out this dispatch here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1947352

Eroter Toket

Hello there!

Omnicontrol, Eroter Toket, Evinagioni, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Grishahakkaverchynot wrote:Hello there!

hi!

Evinagioni

Grishahakkaverchynot wrote:Hello there!

Hello! *sheep baas*

BEEEH

Evinagioni

I've heard that somewhere before

Today, the Supreme Council of Karkastan (as he called himself) announced that within a month the development of a unified military system SKINET is underway, which in the future will control all military equipment, which, according to the council, will soon become fully automatic. It was also reported that Karkastan also recommends starting military reforms to other ADA member nations.

Evinagioni

Olivio wrote:Olivian researchers are looking into how amphibians would evolve to survive in the extreme cold of the arctic but instead of any form of evolution they just end up freezing to death.

Have you taken a biology course?

+Omnicontrol, say hi to ASAD, won't you?

Evinagioni

Dairyc wrote:Have you taken a biology course?

+Omnicontrol, say hi to ASAD, won't you?

Yes..? You haven't heard of controlled evolution?

Dairyc wrote:Have you taken a biology course?

+Omnicontrol, say hi to ASAD, won't you?

hewwo ASAD

Olivio wrote:Yes..? You haven't heard of controlled evolution?

I'm not sure what kind of 'artificial' selection would result in frogs freezing to death.

Omnicontrol wrote:hewwo ASAD

You don't have a puppet in Philippines?

Dairyc wrote:I'm not sure what kind of 'artificial' selection would result in frogs freezing to death.

They are in the arctic... Where the Imperium is, we're exposing them to the extreme cold to see how they react but they haven't been developing resistance to the cold?

Z-day? what is that??? It showed up on the nation states news page?

Eroter Toket, Evinagioni

Norinsk wrote:Z-day? what is that??? It showed up on the nation states news page?

It's a game event like N-Day except that instead of nuking each other we get invaded by hordes of zombies and we get to choose whether we want to join the horde or research a cure

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1113065

Evinagioni, Norinsk

Dairyc wrote:I'm not sure what kind of 'artificial' selection would result in frogs freezing to death.

You don't have a puppet in Philippines?

If I did, the answer would be no because of operational security.

If I didn't the answer would be no.

With that said, no.

Unike, Evinagioni, Olivio

Norinsk wrote:Z-day? what is that??? It showed up on the nation states news page?

The zombies are coming for our brains...

Unike

Evinagioni wrote:The zombies are coming for our brains...

Considering how in years past I've always opposed the zombies and ended up entirely infected/dead by the end anyways I might just side with them this time lol

Evinagioni

Omnicontrol wrote:If I did, the answer would be no because of operational security.

If I didn't the answer would be no.

With that said, no.

wait... can you puppet nations?

Unike

Unike wrote:Considering how in years past I've always opposed the zombies and ended up entirely infected/dead by the end anyways I might just side with them this time lol

You're a wise one. Why try to fight the inevitable, join the horde join the fun, put your brain to good use... mmmh brain 🤤

..I bet yours tastes like pie...

Unike

Norinsk wrote:wait... can you puppet nations?

Not exactly, a puppet nation just refers to another nation ruled by the same player, and is typically less active then said player's main nation

For example Unike is one of my main nations but I'm also Rr Puppet over in another region, so technically you could say either Unike or RR Puppet is my puppet nation of the other

Evinagioni wrote:You're a wise one. Why try to fight the inevitable, join the horde join the fun, put your brain to good use... mmmh brain 🤤

..I bet yours tastes like pie...

Oh I'm all too familiar with conflict centered around pies lol and it definitely does!

Evinagioni

Norinsk wrote:wait... can you puppet nations?

Omnicontrol is referring to an ongoing military operation of the Astorian Royal Cavalry in the region Philippines.

Unike wrote:Not exactly, a puppet nation just refers to another nation ruled by the same player, and is typically less active then said player's main nation

For example Unike is one of my main nations but I'm also Rr Puppet over in another region, so technically you could say either Unike or RR Puppet is my puppet nation of the other

Oh I'm all too familiar with conflict centered around pies lol and it definitely does!

oh, so alt accounts.

Unike

Unike wrote:Oh I'm all too familiar with conflict centered around pies lol and it definitely does!

It does? Then welcome to the horde my brainy snack friend!

Unike

Norinsk wrote:oh, so alt accounts.

Yup exactly

Evinagioni wrote:It does? Then welcome to the horde my brainy snack friend!

We will destroy the world together!

Evinagioni, Norinsk

Evinagioni wrote:Omnicontrol is referring to an ongoing military operation of the Astorian Royal Cavalry in the region Philippines.

Well no one told me about that, but now i know

Unike, Evinagioni

Norinsk wrote:Well no one told me about that, but now i know

Ahhh R/D-ing I haven't really actively participated in that since the old AA Joint Task Force disbanded

Norinsk

Unike wrote:Yup exactly

We will destroy the world together!

y̶o̶u̶ m̶e̶a̶n̶ I̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶, I mean we...this is very true...we will destroy the world...not I...who even said that?

Unike

Norinsk wrote:y̶o̶u̶ m̶e̶a̶n̶ I̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶, I mean we...this is very true...we will destroy the world...not I...who even said that?

Well to be exact the zombies will destroy the world, the zombies don't adhere to concepts of nationalities

Unike wrote:Well to be exact the zombies will destroy the world, the zombies don't adhere to concepts of nationalities

A̶n̶d̶ i̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ s̶a̶v̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ b̶y̶ m̶y̶ s̶e̶l̶f̶, I mean we will save it, not I, there is nothing suspicious related to this post guys...This is democracy overall...

Unike

Norinsk wrote:A̶n̶d̶ i̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ s̶a̶v̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ b̶y̶ m̶y̶ s̶e̶l̶f̶, I mean we will save it, not I, there is nothing suspicious related to this post guys...This is democracy overall...

Saving and destroying the world are all matters of perspective

Unike wrote:Saving and destroying the world are all matters of perspective

That's true, but I played this game, PlagueINC, where you had to infect the whole world while a cure was in development, maybe this event will be a bit similar.

Unike

Norinsk wrote:That's true, but I played this game, PlagueINC, where you had to infect the whole world while a cure was in development, maybe this event will be a bit similar.

In some ways although far less in-depth

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1950825

Hey you beautiful and handsome folks! I wrote an essay on Franco and his ideology, I hope you have enough time for a quick read!

Wine Red

Teehee I'm infecting everyone with zombism~

Unike, Evinagioni, Artzekia

Fear the power of my zombie empire! You will be converted 6 millions at a time... (So slow........ 😭)

Unike

Catgirlboss wrote:Teehee I'm infecting everyone with zombism~

Me and one other person basically brought down HUE ourselves lol

Catgirlboss

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Post self-deleted by Norinsk.

Hello, I'm new, nice to meet everyone.

Dazilirux

wow, I'm 3rd in Astoria with the most survivors

if you want more survivors choose to fight zombies

May I ask what is happening now? I'm new so I'm a bit confused

well, so there is a zombie invasion event (events are very rare) it will last for 1 more day, go to the news page to learn more, here are the basics.

-A zombie invasion event is spreading rapidly

-You can choose to fight them, be friends with them or develop a cure (fight them is the best)

-You can also heal or invade other nations in Astoria with zombies

Neo-German wrote:May I ask what is happening now? I'm new so I'm a bit confused

now you got very lucky since I healed you, no there are no more zombies in your nation, but be careful because since you have a small population, everyone can attack you with zombies.

Neo-German

Artzekia wrote:now you got very lucky since I healed you, no there are no more zombies in your nation, but be careful because since you have a small population, everyone can attack you with zombies.

you actually have a advantage if you have a small population, since recovering is very easy

Artzekia wrote:now you got very lucky since I healed you, no there are no more zombies in your nation, but be careful because since you have a small population, everyone can attack you with zombies.

Thanks you so much.

Neo-German wrote:Thanks you so much.

those are pretty tricky times for new nations, since you joined in the middle of a event, but the event will last 1 more day (check the news page) also now since there aren't any zombies, you can choose to be friends with them (its a OP trick if you have 0 zombies) this will mean that the zombies will be your friends, but since there are no more, you just have to make sure that no one will try to invade you with zombies.

Neo-German

I hope everyone will help me in this process, after all this is the first time I know about NationStates.

And I'm still quite confused with the mechanics of NationStates, at least I still know a few things.

I hope my flag won't lead to being banned.

Artzekia

Neo-German wrote:I hope everyone will help me in this process, after all this is the first time I know about NationStates.

And I'm still quite confused with the mechanics of NationStates, at least I still know a few things.

I hope my flag won't lead to being banned.

try watch some youtube tutorials like i did

Neo-German

Help, I get so many telegrams from other region, I don't know what to do with them, now I just want to be in Astoria.

Neo-German wrote:I hope everyone will help me in this process, after all this is the first time I know about NationStates.

And I'm still quite confused with the mechanics of NationStates, at least I still know a few things.

I hope my flag won't lead to being banned.

Nation states is focused a lot on rp and Astoria is the best place for this you even be on the map of Astoria you can ask Koronic or Catgirlboss for help!

Catgirlboss, Neo-German

Neo-German wrote:Help, I get so many telegrams from other region, I don't know what to do with them, now I just want to be in Astoria.

This is normal, and you will get some since you are a new nation everyone will try to recruit you, you should stay in Astoria since there is no war here, you are getting those telegrams because you are a new nation and many regions want to recruit you, after 1-5 days no one will want to recruit you anymore, it's the fact that it's way easier to get small nations in your region than big nations.

Neo-German wrote:I hope my flag won't lead to being banned.

oh it probably will

I recommend changing it ASAP

Neo-German

and also if you don't want to damage your stats you can stop answering to issues, it's pretty silly to do this but if you are afraid to not damage your stats you can just stop answering them,.

Koronic wrote:oh it probably will

I recommend changing it ASAP

Use flag creator to make your flags, it very easy to use it

Artzekia, Easterndeutschland

Koronic wrote:oh it probably will

I recommend changing it ASAP

I have changed according to your request.

Koronic, Artzekia, Easterndeutschland

looks good

Easterndeutschland

Damn, I'm starting to like this game!

What is a Factbook?

Norinsk, Easterndeutschland

Neo-German wrote:Damn, I'm starting to like this game!

What is a Factbook?

A factbook is used more for rp purposes, basicly you can write stuff about you nation (capital, history, facts) and much more, people can also read it

Easterndeutschland

Neo-German wrote:I have changed according to your request.

ELLO

Neo-German

Happy Halloween brothas 🎃

Norinsk

Hey guys how’s it goin, I’m good

And could you guys tell me if my flag looks good or bad, GIVE ME YOUR HONEST ANSWER, PLZ

Xxeinismyfavxx wrote:And could you guys tell me if my flag looks good or bad, GIVE ME YOUR HONEST ANSWER, PLZ

i mean, all I can say is..

it is far from being a flag

Neo-German, you can block recruitment telegrams. Go to https://www.nationstates.net/page=tgsettings

You know, killing catboys and catgirls was not the reason I joined Astoria.

Catgirlboss

Koronic wrote:i mean, all I can say is..

it is far from being a flag

It's not a flag

What's going on, I lost 2 million citizens and now I only have 1 million left, I mean what reason did they die?

My country no longer has zombies.

Will the loss of citizens lead to any unpredictable consequences?

Neo-German wrote:What's going on, I lost 2 million citizens and now I only have 1 million left, I mean what reason did they die?

My country no longer has zombies.

Will the loss of citizens lead to any unpredictable consequences?

the zombies were people before so they count as people

Neo-German

Artzekia wrote:the zombies were people before so they count as people

they don't effect your real time population stats, it's just a event

Neo-German

i have a question, so is there even a cure for this zombie virus?

Dairyc wrote:Neo-German, you can block recruitment telegrams. Go to https://www.nationstates.net/page=tgsettings

You know, killing catboys and catgirls was not the reason I joined Astoria.

Catgirls should be revered as deities, and harming them is the most heinous crime, it's basically extinguishing the beacon of all goodness in our world. Catboys aren't that special but still they are cute and must be protected as an endangered species. :3

Dairyc

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