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Region: Astoria

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Norinsk wrote:i haven't seen Tazarskia for a long time so even if a war starts Tazarskia might be afk

They're very active on discord.

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:What were you thinking? 🧐

Nothing *blushes*

Great Riga wrote:I'm so bored

Hi so bored. Hru?

Post self-deleted by Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool.

Post self-deleted by Great Riga.

Evinagioni wrote:They're very active on discord.Nothing *blushes*Hi so bored. Hru?

Ur not funny😒

Easterndeutschland wrote:When in doubt.

B r e a d . . .

Why is bread good, but the crust sucks, when pizza crust is good?

THAT SHOULD BE THE QUESTION OF THE DAY!

Evinagioni wrote:]don't you already sleep twice, koro?

yes, but if I'm hungry enough I'll just sleep again

Evinagioni

Post self-deleted by Great Riga.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

Norinsk

Great Riga wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

Can you be quiet? Just join the RP or something.

Nator State, I put my post on the RMB, did you see it?

Astoreus

Dairyc wrote:Can you be quiet? Just join the RP or something.

Nator State, I put my post on the RMB, did you see it?

They're Kantrian not Astorian so they can't, also Great Riga my telegram box was full so any issue you sent today/yesterday did not come through.

Anyways how's everyone doing today?

Astoreus

Dear Citizens and Residents of Astoria,

We are conducting a survey on the approval rates of government positions, please respond to it (https://forms.gle/FYwjQyvmCrRC3oBh9) if you can!

Speaker and Moderator,

Sateru

Unike, Omnicontrol, Lordhelm, Evinagioni, Catgirlboss, Astoreus

Lordhelm wrote:'sup

Yo! Welcome

Lordhelm

Koronic wrote:yes, but if I'm hungry enough I'll just sleep again

I envy you so much rn B)

Unike wrote:They're Kantrian not Astorian so they can't...

They can. They just have to do some puppetwork — DAIRYC is a puppet.

Lordhelm

Lordhelm wrote:'sup

Welcome to Astoria!

Dairyc wrote:They can. They just have to do some puppetwork — DAIRYC is a puppet.

True

Dairyc, Lordhelm

Monthly Report

Following the attack on the Czar's coronation last month, the Ministry of the Interior, Justice, and the Armed Forces have intensified their efforts to stamp the communist insurgency in Western Magdonia.

The Monthly Report on Casualties in the west stared that there have been 45 friendly KIAs as well as 67 wounded. Enemy deaths number in the 200s, and unknown wounded. It has also declassified an operation last month, Operation Ozhilenije;

Pallas Company of the 1st Motorized Rifles Division (105 soldiers plus 7 BTRs and 3 PT-17M3 tanks), as well as a Mi-35M2 'Super-Hind' and 3 F-16IMs of the 3rd Air Wing participated. A tip-off from local Kochevniks about a suspected meeting between high-ranking insurgent leaders was suspected to take place in the village of Mimazhik. The F-16s engaged 2 hostile birdies, later identified as two MiG-21 LancER aircraft at around 5:30AM..following this, the Mi-35M2 destroyed several armored vehicles protecting the compound, and infantry moved in. 17 hostile were killed, and 8 high-priority targets were apprehended, including current Socialist party, and opposition party leader, Demetrij Levchenko. Others were identified as defector Lieutenant-General Nikolai Orlov, MDZP Vice-Chairman Sanzhaje Rashchov, and other senior party and military officials. They have been safely transported to the capital and are awaiting their court date before a military tribunal.

In other news, there has been another month of anti-socialist unrest in several major cities. Marshal Law was declared in Tobolsk and Remangorod after several organized attacks took place on local socialist party members and leaders.

Unike

Unike wrote:Weird I suddenly don’t remember :3

Spring has the best weather though!

Also Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans!

Went to my parents for thanksgiving and there oven broke, so my dad was yelling for 3 or 4 hours until he just gave up and took it into the toaster

Unike

Holy Dystopia Accurate Russia Order Of All

Welcome to Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

[/spoiler]

Lordhelm wrote:'sup

Hello

Unike, Lordhelm

Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

Lordhelm, Evinagioni

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

the flat plane

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

My favorite plane is the red plane Snoopy pilots when he roleplays WW1

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

Russian Multi-Role Fighters. They're dogsh*t but DAMN are they sexy.

Unike, Lordhelm

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

the XB-70 Valkyrie. It’s a supersonic Mach 3.08 bomber having been made in 1964, it’s the fastest made bomber ever designed and produced and you can go and see it at Wright-Patterson AFB near Dayton, Ohio. It’s just a fascinating aircraft in general.

Unike, Lordhelm

Hello!

Unike, Lordhelm, United In Majesty, Rosartemis

Frogish wrote:Hello!

Hello Frogish!

QOTD Responses

[spoiler]

Evinagioni wrote:My favorite plane is the red plane Snoopy pilots when he roleplays WW1

Certainly an iconic choice!

Easterndeutschland wrote:the XB-70 Valkyrie. It’s a supersonic Mach 3.08 bomber having been made in 1964, it’s the fastest made bomber ever designed and produced and you can go and see it at Wright-Patterson AFB near Dayton, Ohio. It’s just a fascinating aircraft in general.

Certainly an interesting choice!

Compagne wrote:Russian Multi-Role Fighters. They're dogsh*t but DAMN are they sexy.

I prefer American planes myself but to each their own :P

Koronic wrote:the flat plane

Pretty much the response I expected from you :P

[/spoiler]

Koronic, Frogish, Lordhelm

Frogish wrote:Hello!

OoH! Hey Frogish! Pleasure to see you here at Astoria :D

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

Sunwing c:

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

Paper, though air is good too.

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

Cessnas are pretty fire

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

What is your favorite type of plane?

The plane of existence.

Unike

Evinagioni wrote:Yes.Kinda. you can use them as some sort of currency or you can gift them to people you like (wouldn't mind some epics tbh) :)don't you already sleep twice, koro? What were you going to say? 🧐

I wanted it to rhyme :P

Evinagioni

Frogish wrote:Paper, though air is good too.

I suppose that technically counts!

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:The plane of existence.

Exactly the answer I'd expect from a God of Destruction

Lordhelm wrote:Cessnas are pretty fire

Good choice!

Lordhelm

Unike wrote:

Exactly the answer I'd expect from a God of Destruction

Hehehe

*Evil sheep baas*

Unike

Unike wrote:I suppose that technically counts!

Exactly the answer I'd expect from a God of Destruction

Good choice!

I suppose seaplanes are also good

Unike, United In Majesty

Compagne wrote:Monthly Report

My next RP post is supposed to be March, but I think the RP is in May. Just so you know, Raswa declared war on March 1st, and the navy has shuffled its deployment.

Hello everyone

Evinagioni

Order Of All wrote:Hello everyone

Hello and welcome to Astoria!

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Garvija and Frogish!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Ardonni

Dairyc wrote:My next RP post is supposed to be March, but I think the RP is in May. Just so you know, Raswa declared war on March 1st, and the navy has shuffled its deployment.

Well, Compagne has fallen into Tazarskian hands so take it up with them. I created a whole new nation.

Order Of All wrote:Hello everyone

Hi there! Welcome to Astoria!

Cromesia wrote:h

i :>

Morning

Unike, Eroter Toket, Ardonni

Order Of All wrote:Morning

Good morning (actually evening for me)

Unike

July 30th.

After several weeks of expose by both sides in the criminal trial of the 8 high-ranking MDZP members has finally concluded. It took the jury only 30 minutes to reach a conclusion. Guilty on all charges, which include; Mass murder, high treason, conspiracy to commit regicide, conspiracy of 1st degree murder, grand larceny, and other charges.

Judge Arnold Panfilov delivered the final sentencing, each one of them being sentenced to death, including opposition leader Demitrij Levchenko. At 1:30PM on July 30th, all 8 men hung from the neck until dead, victims of the first military tribunal conducted since 1927, at the end of the Civil War.

Another month of unrest has occurred and steady progress towards rooting out communism is Magdonian territory has been made, and expedited with the capture and death of most of their top military commanders and political leaders.

Unike

I forgot to tell you but my country has kinda a dark history... Ill tell u more later - Jaroslau Tartu, leader of Garvijan PR

Unike, Eroter Toket, Catgirlboss

im back from the abyss yall.

Unike, Eroter Toket, Catgirlboss

Garvija wrote:I forgot to tell you but my country has kinda a dark history... Ill tell u more later - Jaroslau Tartu, leader of Garvijan PR

I can't wait to hear more about your country's history :3

Nahuatistan wrote:im back from the abyss yall.

Heyo! Welcome back!

Unike

Compagne wrote:Snip

Hyland expresses our concern with these unfolding events and wishes you the best of luck in rooting out communism within your nation

Nahuatistan wrote:im back from the abyss yall.

Long time no see!

Garvija wrote:I forgot to tell you but my country has kinda a dark history... Ill tell u more later - Jaroslau Tartu, leader of Garvijan PR

Can’t wait to hear it!

Nahuatistan wrote:im back from the abyss yall.

did you see what i sent you

I’m bored,what should I do?

Catgirlboss

Order Of All wrote:I’m bored,what should I do?

Calculus

Unike, Lordhelm, Catgirlboss

Frogish wrote:Calculus

That is not the first thing that pops into my head when I'm bored

Unike

Order Of All wrote:I’m bored,what should I do?

Some ways that you can get more involved in the region :3

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

[/spoiler]

Though if you want suggestions for stuff to do outside of NS, I’d say go play your favorite video game or read a book!

Catgirlboss, Order Of All

Tazarskia, are you recognizing Raswa? They really don't like the Compagne colonies, and declared war in March.

Tazarskia

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:did you see what i sent you

i saw

Unike wrote:Some ways that you can get more involved in the region :3

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!

[/spoiler]

Though if you want suggestions for stuff to do outside of NS, I’d say go play your favorite video game or read a book!

I am interested in joining the Astorian Royal Calvary,what do I need?

hey, im gonna put a phoneme inventory in here for Lankh, i know it has the /x/ and the /dʒ/

but its not fully fleshed out, the other phonemes are from goergian but i need find witch ones i like the most.

if anyone wants to learn more about lankh you can send me a telegram

Unike, Koronic

Order Of All wrote:I am interested in joining the Astorian Royal Calvary,what do I need?

Glad you asked! Just join our Discord.

Unike, Catgirlboss, Order Of All

Nahuatistan wrote:its cool tho

Yeah, i pulled it and accidentally junked it, so i bought another one bc i knew you would like it, since its north korea and all lol

Order Of All wrote:I am interested in joining the Astorian Royal Calvary,what do I need?

If you have/can get discord, join Astoria’s discord server which is linked in the post you quoted and then apply in channel #building-00

If you can’t get discord I would suggest just joining the World Assembly and endorsing Koronic, as that’s also a way of helping our region. Plus you can then be eligible to join the Roleplay if you want to!

WA: https://www.nationstates.net/page=un

Catgirlboss, Order Of All

NEWS

following the former sultans death, his brother had taken the throne, but now, matters have shifted to an ethnic cleansing campaign in the nations west coast, with the nations shamanistic minority, the Jingêve indigenous race, being massacred en masse.

the campaign is led by Jing-je-kun, a former Preist in the Ankho religion, and has began to spread by the introduction of the popular app, wechat to the nation.

the nation has begun to not only engage in massive industrialization, but has also allowed foreign companies to trade their products in Nahuatistan.

the downside to this is that now, the anti-shamanic ideals have spread through the entire nation, with the people buying illegal firearms and going to the coast to participate in the genocide.

Catgirlboss

hey does anyone know how to make a map of your country? i cant draw that well and i dont want to bother people about it

Nahuatistan wrote:hey does anyone know how to make a map of your country? i cant draw that well and i dont want to bother people about it

What do you want your map to display?

Dairyc wrote:What do you want your map to display?

locations

i made a website for Lankh, check it out:

https://sites.google.com/tsd.org/lankh/home

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:wsg historia

look at the website i made

🎶"And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight😠"

🎶"But my hands been broken one too many times...😔"

Nahuatistan wrote:look at the website i made

I tried, but it wont let me

Did you publish it yet, cos if not, that might be the reason

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:I tried, but it wont let me

Did you publish it yet, cos if not, that might be the reason

i did

Nahuatistan wrote:locations

The simplest way is to just download the existing map, crop it in Google Slides or whatever, then put little numbered markers on it. Upload it to postimages, slap it into a Dispatch, then write up the Legend listing the cities in order of the numbers. (I'm assuming you're referring to just cities and capital?)

Nahuatistan wrote:i did

Its still not working for me. Odd.

Question of the Day

In general do you prefer colder or hotter weather?

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

In general do you prefer colder or hotter weather?

colder

Unike, Dairyc

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:Its still not working for me. Odd.

ill try to fix it real quick

Dear Citizens,

We have put a new vote on the Assembly, the ARC Amendment. Please note that for an amendment to pass it requires 2/3 of the votes for it.

https://astorians.boards.net/thread/54/vote-on-second-amendment

Unike

Royal Engagement Announcement: Archduke Martin Lorenz von Auzen and Princess Komoko Supinoe Set to Marry

Today, it has been announced that Archduke Martin Lorenz von Auzen, the third son of Prince Hanz Ferdinand von Auzen, Prince of Hansberg, is set to marry Princess Komoko Supinoe of Unike.

The wedding is scheduled for December 15, 2032, and the grand celebration will take place at the regal halls of the Grand Winter Palace of Branden, Hansberg.

Olivio

Unike, Olivio

Dairyc wrote:Tazarskia, are you recognizing Raswa? They really don't like the Compagne colonies, and declared war in March.

Huh-?

Tazarskia wrote: Huh-?

Raswa sent diplomatic envoys, they were ignored, then Raswa noticed Compagne colonies everywhere and declared war.

Olivio-Magdonia Affairs

Olivio has announced the sale of eighteen F/A-18 Super Hornet Comabat Planes and six Pauraque Multi-Role Stealthy Fighter Jets to Magdonia for a total combined price of 750,000,000 Thalassian Dollars.

Olivio has also announced the plan to send two research teams to Magdonia to work alongside their Magdonian counterparts in Magdonian owned facilities. One team will focus on marine research and the ecosystem of Magdonia's shores and waters, the other will focus on mammal life of Magdonia.

Compagne

Unike, Rr Puppet, Hyand, Uasics, Umahou

Dairyc wrote:Raswa sent diplomatic envoys, they were ignored, then Raswa noticed Compagne colonies everywhere and declared war.

I don't want war-

Unike

Tazarskia wrote:I don't want war-

I want recognition of at least one of my three nations, and I don't want you to have territory in Westwellia.

Nuclear Weapons and Power

Olivio has begun to build ballistic missile submarines to carry the SLBMs as all 5 scheduled have been completed and brought to Olivio.

All 10 total planned ICBMs have been completed as well, 8 of which have been stationed in Hansberg and 2 have been given to the Shadow Imperium. 20 more ICBMs have been scheduled for production and 5 more SLBMs.

Olivio has also announced plans to construct a facility to hold ICBMs in Unike.

The Nuclear Power Program in the Shadow Imperium is nearing completion, with the capital of Acticoula now being completely nuclear powered, most cities in the Imperium have power plants at near completion and will soon be taken off the power grid formerly paid for by Olivio.

New Shadow Imperium Unike Evinagioni

Unike, Evinagioni

Olivio-Imperium Space Program

Olivio and the Imperium have announced the United Astronomic Research Agency (UARA), a joint space department with two facilities, one in Acticoula and one in Chisago.

A joint project to establish a permanent base on the moon has been also announced, with the goal to have the base completed by 2040.

New Shadow Imperium

Unike

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

In general do you prefer colder or hotter weather?

Frozen

Like my soul

Unike, Koronic

Unike wrote:Question of the Day

In general do you prefer colder or hotter weather?

Colder

Unike, Koronic

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:Frozen

Like my soul

Frogish wrote:Colder

We've got a lot of cold weather fans apparently, I definitely prefer warmer weather though

Unike wrote:We've got a lot of cold weather fans apparently, I definitely prefer warmer weather though

Now i know where to make it snow

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:Now i know where to make it snow

Now I know where to make it hot

I both applaud and fear whoever puts mobile on the poll.

Well, if anyone does choose mobile

Unike

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