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Koronic wrote:WHAT

No bombs = good stuff

A bunch of bombs = bad stuff

Olivio, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool, Vokreben

5:09 PM, Vokreben, Vivanobmia.

After several attacks coming from a unknown country, the Vokrebenian military could resist only 3 weeks and 5 days and 8 hours on record. The leader of Vokreben couldn't make it, he was killed in the terrorist attack, the capital of Vokreben, Vivanobmia, was destroyed in a matter of days. The Vokrebenian military had to surrender, no one really knows who will take over control of Vokreben. And It might soon go extinct.

Unike

Norinsk wrote:No bombs = good stuff

A bunch of bombs = bad stuff

omw to nuke norinsk after such a statement 😔

Unike, Karkastan

Norinsk wrote:No bombs = good stuff

A bunch of bombs = bad stuff

But then you can't aerially bombard enemy positions!

Koronic

Koronic wrote:omw to nuke norinsk after such a statement 😔

Why? You kept saying that you, Koronic are a peaceful nation, now all the sudden you want to nuke me? I don't want to break it to you, but all your claims about how peaceful you are, are lies.

Sultanate Of Turkey

Unike wrote:But then you can't aerially bombard enemy positions!

I know, but let's keep Astoria a friendly region, shall we?

Unike, Evinagioni, Kovosva

Koronic wrote:omw to nuke norinsk after such a statement 😔

?

Koronic

Norinsk wrote:Why? You kept saying that you, Koronic are a peaceful nation, now all the sudden you want to nuke me? I don't want to break it to you, but all your claims about how peaceful you are, are lies.

I don't want to break it to you, but that was a joke, because nukes are bombs

<3

Norinsk wrote:I know, but let's keep Astoria a friendly region, shall we?

Fiiiiiine lol

Strandhague has just banned the advertising of prescription drugs.

Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey

Possible member

Today, the National Council of Karkastan Rashid send New Shadow Imperiuman offer to join the ADA.This conclusion was made on the basis of the fact that this is also a northern nation that has also experienced as many horrors as Karkastan, so it would be good to conclude with a country so close to us

Dairyc, Sultanate Of Turkey, Evinagioni

alr yall just calm down, the bomb stuff is over. I will stay calm, and collected :)

Evinagioni

Karkastan wrote:ಠ_ಠ

Rabbits are amazing

Strandhague wrote:Strandhague has just banned the advertising of prescription drugs.

I'm not sure if this a good or a bad thing. On the one hand it will reduce the power of big pharma but on the other hand it may cause a reduction of investments in research thus hampering the whole healthcare system.

Unike

Evinagioni wrote:Rabbits are amazingI'm not sure if this a good or a bad thing. On the one hand it will reduce the power of big pharma but on the other hand it may cause a reduction of investments in research thus hampering the whole healthcare system.

As evidenced by the real life United States it's definitely a good thing overall lol

Evinagioni

Still alive

Still idealess

Dairyc, Eroter Toket

Vlayikrai wrote:Still alive

Still idealess

Still alive

Still online

Still bored

Kyree Usa

Not alive.

The message suddenly ends.

Evinagioni wrote:Fun fact: Rabbits can see behind them without moving their heads.

You in Nato 2022?

Vlayikrai wrote:Still alive

Still idealess

I ended my civil war. If you want to establish diplomatic ties, I think I've got enough lore and names to RP. You can try visiting Amerikia, Nerea, or Raswa; but you probably don't want to visit the cultists of Seraphland (I haven't developed them much anyway).

Sultanate Of Turkey, Vlayikrai, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Dairyc wrote:You in NARUTO 2022?

No it's not me but someone who likely downloaded their flag from the same source.

Dairyc

Dairyc wrote:You in Nato 2022?

I ended my civil war. If you want to establish diplomatic ties, I think I've got enough lore and names to RP. You can try visiting Amerikia, Nerea, or Raswa; but you probably don't want to visit the cultists of Seraphland (I haven't developed them much anyway).

i want to see the cultists

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

hello, i have added my freind to this reigon kyree USA

Unike, Evinagioni

Hi everyone. I'm new to the region.

Unike, Evinagioni

hi im new how are you

Unike, Evinagioni, Nahuatistan

Kyree Usa wrote:Hi everyone. I'm new to the region.

Bakukiri wrote:hi im new how are you

Hello welcome to Astoria!

Kyree Usa, Bakukiri

Guys btw i'm TSTF but from my old nation

Unike, Evinagioni

Nahuatistan wrote:i want to see the cultists

If you find their island, you can.

that should buy some time, time to reread Dune

Kyree Usa wrote:Hi everyone. I'm new to the region.

Bakukiri wrote:hi im new how are you

Welcome to Astoria!

hello

Eroter Toket

Bakukiri wrote:im backkk

im gonna invade you

Nahuatistan wrote:im gonna invade you

nooo

hi. this is my astoria output. i might not be active on here but i made this incase :)

Rr Puppet, Sultanate Of Turkey, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

i am building more mcdonalds https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1947316

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:Not alive.

The message suddenly ends.

hello you look very lively to me

Bakukiri wrote:hello

hello

Sultanate Of Turkey

Eroter Toket wrote:hello you look very lively to me hello

Same with you!

Breaking News

with the country still reeling from the civil war, there are many who think the new polices instated by the leader dont benefit the people, with multiple militias spawning in the eastern coast, maintaining a border with the other countries in the region.

as of now, the current leader, Diba Shoktaw, is hiding in the capital building. it is unclear if more wars will break out in the future, but we believe the military will begin to instill a curfew, and will partol the streets at night.

Rr Puppet wrote:Definitely clothes made of gold, I would quickly get tired of all food tasting like chocolate, even though I do like chocolate a lot!

I suppose if you love chocolate that much that makes sense!

Yes I love chocolate more than I love my teeth

Rr Puppet

Ardonni wrote:Yes I love chocolate more than I love my teeth

In that case go for it lol

Nahuatistan wrote:Breaking News

with the country still reeling from the civil war, there are many who think the new polices instated by the leader dont benefit the people, with multiple militias spawning in the eastern coast, maintaining a border with the other countries in the region.

as of now, the current leader, Diba Shoktaw, is hiding in the capital building. it is unclear if more wars will break out in the future, but we believe the military will begin to instill a curfew, and will partol the streets at night.

Unikean intelligence is watching these events carefully, and if we need to intervene again we can and will

(RR Puppet is just my HUE nation)

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:Same with you!

Thx. how are you?

Rr Puppet, Sultanate Of Turkey

Eroter Toket wrote:Thx. how are you?

Good, et tu?

Eroter Toket

Sultanate Of Turkey wrote:Good, et tu?

im fine but ive been better. I could use more sleep

Rr Puppet

Eroter Toket wrote:im fine but ive been better. I could use more sleep

I feel that

Rr Puppet wrote:I feel that

You do? where I live it's 7:22 am and I haven't slept at all and I'm supposed to go to school in a hour

Rr Puppet

Eroter Toket wrote:You do? where I live it's 7:22 am and I haven't slept at all and I'm supposed to go to school in a hour

Ok admittedly not THAT bad lol

Eroter Toket, Evinagioni

Eroter Toket wrote:You do? where I live it's 7:22 am and I haven't slept at all and I'm supposed to go to school in a hour

Be like me, play NationStates all day and night along and sleep during classes 💪

Rr Puppet

Evinagioni wrote:Be like me, play NationStates all day and night along and sleep during classes 💪

respectable

Evinagioni

West Roma wrote:YEAH. LETS NOT DO THATÂ…

WHAT IF THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO?

NEWS

The leader of Nahuatistan has instilled a curfew, at witch no citizen is allowed to be out of their home after 8:00 PM

after the curfew has taken effect, there will be tanks and military vehicles patrolling the the streets. the soldiers are given instructions to shoot anyone on sight, and to leave the bodies in the street, practically disobeying the national religion. with military aggression on the rise, most citizens are not leaving their homes in fear of being gunned down.

gangs, or the Nahuati term, "Ganelas" are becoming more common in the outskirts of the nation, with some being as close as the eastern coast.

rest assured that Nahuatistan is a safe, peaceful nation, we hope this does not deterr you from visiting our glorious homeland.

Koronic

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[sub][sup]8th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]

The National Assembly has recently passed a bill which increases the funding of public education. The bill allocates additional resources to hire more qualified teachers, update outdated textbooks and classroom technology, and expand educational programs for underserved communities.

title title

[sub][sup]10th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]

The KSA has announced the completion of the first section of mission "Tekoakono." The second step, establishing a lunar space station, is bound to start within a few months, and expected finish in roughly 20-30 years, due to the increased difficulty of the mission.

title title title

[sub][sup]13th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]

Koronic's nuclear armament project has finished, with the number of nuclear weapons supposedly reaching a value higher than expected.

Koronic wrote:title

[sub][sup]8th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]

The National Assembly has recently passed a bill which increases the funding of public education. The bill allocates additional resources to hire more qualified teachers, update outdated textbooks and classroom technology, and expand educational programs for underserved communities.

title title

[sub][sup]10th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]

The KSA has announced the completion of the first section of mission "Tekoakono." The second step, establishing a lunar space station, is bound to start within a few months, and expected finish in roughly 20-30 years, due to the increased difficulty of the mission.

title title title

[sub][sup]13th Nov 2029[/sup][/sub]

Koronic's nuclear armament project has finished, with the number of nuclear weapons supposedly reaching a value higher than expected.

title title title title

Koronic

Dazilirux wrote:WHAT IF THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO?

why u bully me?

Norinsk wrote:why u bully me?

Let's just don't do that now...

Post self-deleted by Kazvengea.

After a surprise invasion in Vokreben, and the whole country destroyed as the Vokrebenian military couldn't face the whole invasion and with the president of Vokreben murdered, all the eyes are at the CEO of the Vokrebenian military force, since he didn't ask for help in time, and now the whole country is a wasteland.

"Well, we made a mistake, and we can't go back, the real question is who actually invaded us, because it was just a surprise attack overall, from a country."

All the so called "secret military forces" took over Vokreben and changed the law a lot. And since all reporters are banned from Vokreben, no one will know who really attacked them just when another war is going to come, when who will be on who's side.

One thing to do when no one is online in Astoria

Open the map of Astoria and edit it in paint

Norinsk wrote:why u bully me?

I'm not bullying anyone lol

Evinagioni wrote:Be like me, play NationStates all day and night along and sleep during classes 💪

youre living the best life :)

Unike, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Dazilirux wrote:I'm not bullying anyone lol

well if you want to invade me yes, so please don't start a war... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

November 2023 General Election

Dear Astorians,

The General Election for the positions of Prime Minister, Speaker, and Chief Justice is fast approaching!

Candidacy declarations are set to open on November 1st, 00:00 GMT. We warmly encourage all citizens to consider running for office. For those who are not yet citizens, now it's the best moment to apply: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/10/citizenship-applications.

Your participation is vital in shaping the future of our region.

Unike, Tripolis Knight, Norinsk

Good morning/day/night everyone!

Evinagioni

why is pepol after meeeeeeee

im safe i no like thisss

Evinagioni

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:DOGPILE ON BAKUKIRI

no no dogpile

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:yes

Nuke him.

why why nuke me I did nothing

Unike wrote:Good morning/day/night everyone!

Good evening!

Bakukiri wrote:why is pepol after meeeeeeee

im safe i no like thisss

You should join the regional roleplay!

It's very easy, join the World Assembly and endorse Koronic and then ask them to be added to the map :D

Unike

Evinagioni wrote:Good evening!You should join the regional roleplay!

It's very easy, join the World Assembly and endorse Koronic and then ask them to be added to the map :D

okkkk

Evinagioni

i have abbi d's serch history

Evinagioni wrote:Good evening!You should join the regional roleplay!

It's very easy, join the World Assembly and endorse Koronic and then ask them to be added to the map :D

I still need to ask to be added to the map as well lol

Bakukiri wrote:i have abbi d's serch history

*300 nukes hits bakukiri at once*

Dazilirux wrote:WHAT IF THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO?

ITS CALLED SUSTAINING THE ORDER OF PEACE IN ASTORIA. AND ITA SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL DO.

Unike

I present you the criminal code bill. I plan to finally submit it to the Crowned Assembly after the election. Feel free to post suggestions :3

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1944393

Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey, Jobi, Evinagioni

West Roma wrote:ITS CALLED SUSTAINING THE ORDER OF PEACE IN ASTORIA. AND ITA SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL DO.

NO

FUKK PEACE

WAR IS BASED

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1948693

Hello all Astorians!

Dairyc, Evinagioni, Dazilirux

Norinsk wrote:well if you want to invade me yes, so please don't start a war... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

We didn't start the fire

West Roma wrote:ITS CALLED SUSTAINING THE ORDER OF PEACE IN ASTORIA. AND ITA SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL DO.

We sustain the order of peace by silencing all opposition.

Unike wrote:I still need to ask to be added to the map as well lol

Yes. Where are you going to be?

Unike

Catgirlboss wrote:I present you the criminal code bill. I plan to finally submit it to the Crowned Assembly after the election. Feel free to post suggestions :3

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1944393

this is perfect for astoria!

Catgirlboss, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

Nahuatistan wrote:this is perfect for astoria!

yes

Catgirlboss

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:yes

yes indeed

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

West Roma wrote:ITS CALLED SUSTAINING THE ORDER OF PEACE IN ASTORIA. AND ITA SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL DO.

i disagree

i am pleased to say that i now have sacrifice legal in Nahuatistan!

translate this:

איך האָבן קידס אין מיין קעלער (this is a joke btw its not true)

it says "I have kids in my basement." bro wth

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:it says "I have kids in my basement." bro wth

its a joke, i dont have kids in my basement

im learning how to speak yiddish

oh cool same but with japanese instead

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:oh cool same but with japanese instead

good for you!

i would learn japanese but its too hard for me

私を見て!日本語を話せます!

איך רעד באגרעניצט יידיש!

私は少し日本語を話します

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:私は少し日本語を話します

שיין

ありがとう!

Nahuatistan wrote:שיין

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