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Region: Astoria
I STILL HAVE ISSUES BUT IM GONNA GET BACK ON NS HAHAHAHAHA
Evinagioni
Welcome back! A World War is beginning in Astoria soon lol
Olivio
ok what. im gone one day and a F**king world war is beginning?!
Unike
Olivio to our north and Tazarskia to our East are both going to war against Nova Roma and some others in the West
Olivio
oh dang, its getting crazy here
Unike, Evinagioni
I mean, babies are cute yes but I mean an adult-shaped 30cm tall human
that would be funny
Unike, Dairyc
oh dang, its getting crazy here
Unike
Post self-deleted by Olivio.
Grabs Popcorn
Evinagioni, Olivio, Tazarskia
Maritime Environmental Protections Treaty
After some negotiations and meetings, the Maritime Environmental Protections Treaty was signed in Hennepin, Olivio.
[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951521[/spoiler]
Unike, Sateru, Tazarskia
Seagulls are finally protected!
Olivio, Tazarskia
I am confused
About what?
good
Now I AM confused 🤔
koro told me to post good
Evinagioni
You don't have to do everything Koro tells you to
uwu
Astoria seems "crazy" as described by Nahuatistan
its for my expansion application
lies
Unike
Nah we're chill only slightly crazy :P
that is voided until Omnicontrol gets a military dispatch
:3
Omnicontrol
There simply isn't enough bad blood between nations, I can't imagine getting dragged in, definitely not, totally.
Not even the Thirteen Colonies Continental Administration? Aw, that's too bad.
Unike, Olivio, Compagne
BRANDEN ACCORDS
Olivio and Hanberg officials met in the city of Branden to discuss integration between the countries militaries. After some negotiations, the final draft has been proposed to both countries. The congress of Olivio passed the accords, now President Olson awaits for final confirmation from the Hansbergian government so that she and the Hansberg leader can add their signatures to the accords together and pass it fully into law.
[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1952968[/spoiler]
Unike, Evinagioni, Easterndeutschland
no way, now there are more continents on the map
Olivio, Easterndeutschland
did you know that N. Korea's actual name is The Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Romania's name is just Romania
Easterndeutschland
And until Omnicontrol wants to go to war AND does anything to hurt Tazarskia, with that casus belli.
Skibidi Toilet🤑🤑🤑🤑
Omnicontrol, Dazilirux, Easterndeutschland
Hello! I just got discharged from the hospital!
However, I had to sit in a wheelchair for quite a long time, my legs were actually paralyzed after that car accident.
Unike, Omnicontrol, Catgirlboss, Olivio, Norinsk, Easterndeutschland
speaking of Tazarskia i haven't seen it for like 1 year or something
Catgirlboss, Easterndeutschland
Today, Prince Hanz Ferdinand von Auzen III of Hansberg signed the Branden Accords. With this act the Hansberge armed force will be fully integrated with Olivio's. Hansberg will provide Olivio with armory (tanks above all). We believe this move, will sacrificing our sovereignity, will ensure Hansberg's survival in an increasingly unstable world.
Catgirlboss, Olivio, Easterndeutschland
Oh godÂ
Easterndeutschland
I can confidently say, I will not be involved in this chaos unless I can spread the name of communism.
Unike
Aw man :( Stay strong mein freund!
Unike
Post self-deleted by Sateru.
Project Gulfos
October, 2030. Nova Roma.
[pre]
____ ____ ___ ______ _______
/ ___|| _ \_ _|/ / ___| ____\ \
\___ \| |_) | || | | | _| | |
___) | __/| || | |___| |___ | |
|____/|_| |___| |\____|_____|| |
\_\ /_/
------------------------------------------------------------------
include "cell";
let Main(function) {
cell.connect("Gulfos" + [number]) {
password = [password.md5];
mode = 5g;
}
onConnect {
open("console.app");
exit();
}
onFail {
retry();
}
}
call(Main);
[/pre]
"I've got it, sir."
"You've got what, exactly?" asked Aithbitt.
"The connect code. You can distribute it to whoever you want, everything is encrypted." replied the engineer.
"And this..." inquired Ajax, "This is supposed to connect me to the fighters, and launch the remote control console, no?"
"Exactly. We can remote control our soldiers, and basically anything with a brain complicated enough to shoot at things."
"Amazing. Very good, sir."
Sultanate Of Turkey
i said to change my nation roughly a month ago
i tried to cuss you but NS won't let me
sat moment
Olivio
Ayo?🤨 is bro one of us?
Catgirlboss, 7-Sided
with every single fibre of my being telling me to be nice, i am here to tell you that the statment you just made is so disgraceful to humanity that i am contemplating causing a nuclear war, just so i can forget i had to read that, the fact my eyes had to tell my brain to read that is the greatest attrocity commited in history, i am wishing i didnt have eyes, and want to tear them out of my skull.
Furecia, Olivio
Traditional music of Nahuatistan
In Nahuati tradtional music, we use a scale system unlike that of western instruments, with our instruments, they are diatonically fretted, meaning that if you are in a certain tuning, you can only play in one scale.
the national instrument is the "Dul'ma" and is simialr to a mountain dulcimer, but is played in a different style.
some of the most well known folk tunes in our country are:
N'kata, Dul'ma shekle
Dibe Nak'ta
Fellak udun
if you want to learn this musical style, send me a telegram
Olivio
didn't we talk about this? I'm pretty sure you compared it to neuralink
let me actually quote myself here, "No remote controlling, other than that it's fine"
in case he tries quoting me
below is a discord chat
you gave your soldiers GPS, not the ability to remote control your soldiers
I MISSED 47 POSTS WHAT-
personally
I agree
I techinacally have a lot of eyes so im unfortunate
you sir need to leave
Average day on nationstates
Déjà vu, hypocrite!
I agree 💯. Skibidi toilet.
Memes must stay
November 2023 Election: Voting
Voting for the November 2023 election is now officially open.
All citizens can vote by logging into their forum account and following the instructions in this thread (only visible to citizens): https://astorians.boards.net/thread/51/november-2023-election-voting
If you are not yet a citizen you are still in time to register and vote. Just post your citizenship application here: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/10/citizenship-applications
Skibidi toilet is the most foul thing my eyes had to witness and its all because of Garvija. This dude needs to leave for this atrocity he said.
No they don't and you don't get to tell others to leave just for posting a reference to a meme you don't like.
Dairyc
From what i can tell, i think he said it to set off some people's annoyance.
And no, i dont like skibidi toilet either.
Its really annoying.
Yo i didnt mean for him to Litterally leave.
It's normal, regional officers can suppress posts but cannot delete them, only hide them from view. Posts can be deleted only by their authors and by the game mods.
I love how this RMB goes from being dejected about the price of fursuits to lighting torches against what is most likely a minor annoyance meant to raise hackles.
Evinagioni, Olivio, Nahuatistan
Fun fact: The Turks call the turkey an “American bird.
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
int world = 100;
int Norinsk = 0
while(world>Norinsk){
world= world -1;
Norinsk++;
}
return 0;
//Norinsk explained in C++
}
i should make a anthem for Norinsk, does anyone know how to make one without having to lose all your brain cells (as you can tell, I'm not good at music)
If that has anything to do with Turkie's name, well they changed it to "Turkie" I think you know why
Evinagioni
This is very true
i side with The Lamb
Y'all, i wanna make an instrument that combines the banjo, Theorbo, and cello,
the concept is basically, you have a banjo head, a bridge that is rounded so you can bow individual strings, 10 main melody strings that are fretted, and 4 bass strings that ring out as drones. the neck would be like a theorbo's, ( look it up) and you could also pluck it.
if anyone is a luthier and can make this, i will be so happy
I've heard of websites like that but I'm not particularly familiar with any of them, I'd just search around a little.
Interesting concept
i want to make it, i dont know how tho, my furry brain can only think of femboys and stuff like that ):
Evinagioni, United In Majesty, Norinsk
hey, im wondering if Evinagioni is a furry
Evinagioni, United In Majesty
I'm a catboy that's for sure :>
Unike, 7-Sided
Well I can't say I know how to either lol
hey, im wondering if Evinagioni is a furry
close enough
How's stuff going with the Nahuati rebels?
better, most of them are getting expeled from the country
Unike
NEWS
with the Rebels being expelled from nahuatistan, and the economic situation being better after the taekover, some think that the regime was better for nahuatisatn and should be einstanted.
the leader of the group is still the leader, but is fallen ill and may pass is duties on to his brother, who is the most powerful warlord in the country.
Unike
feeling cute rn, might cause a civil war later or smth
- the entirety of africa
Furecia
I swear if i hear ONE MORE BOMB EXPLODE- *BOOM*
I fricking called it.
The dice council won't be so pleased.
what the frick is a dice council
7-Sided
Post self-deleted by Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool.
idk man
eh, just where i punish evil dice
me and my bros dont use it often, tho
instead we play chess
like civilized ppl
*Dice puts on tophat that falls over*
nice. in my country we have the gulag
i know that place.
so do i
Furecia
i want on vacation there
and didnt die [pun intended] its quite dice if i say so myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im sorry that was bad- XD
dang bro, thats so funny you go the whole reigon laughing.
all jokes aside thats kinda funny
Furecia, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
i dont get dice-pun oppertunities often
so i saw my chance
AND SNATCHED IT
*rolls around like a dice*
*jumps into a top hat*
hoppity hops Hey Astoriabros
Hi
How's it going?
Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Axian, Umyadd Caliphate and Cornwalesia!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Unike
*bounces out of top-hat and rolls around*
Evinagioni
hello, i'm new AND awesome (true fact)
Evinagioni, 7-Sided
Welcome to Astoria, new AND awesome nation!
The Sheriffate
Imma look at wikipedia to certify this
Certified you are infact awesome
The Sheriffate
Welcome to Astoria!
The Sheriffate
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Written by Refuge Isle.