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Fynnigan wrote:No, they are shellfish

What did they do to hurt you?

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Salvalvi [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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[spoiler=New Arrivals]Euroria [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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reject modernity. embrace P R E H I S T O R I C S H R I M P

Garvija, Woopera

[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]WhatÂ’s your favorite dinosaur?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Fav dino[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3] Argentinosaurus[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

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Riko Republic

Dionysou wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]WhatÂ’s your favorite dinosaur?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Fav dino[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3] Argentinosaurus[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

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Stegosaurus no question asked!

Coastal States, Dionysou

Dionysou wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]WhatÂ’s your favorite dinosaur?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Fav dino[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3] Argentinosaurus[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

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its kinda obscure but mine is Styracosaurus

5 hours remain🤫☝️🍪🔥🇾🇪2006 day mewing streak bye bye bye🤫☝️🇾🇪

Garvija wrote:5 hours remain🤫☝️🍪🔥🇾🇪2006 day mewing streak bye bye bye🤫☝️🇾🇪

Yep here we go!

Garvija

Astoria Football Association

Today was a big day in the race for the Astorian World Cup, as nations from across Astoria took to the pitch. The final four teams that remain feature Esmer vs Columbia and Dionysia vs a team hailing from all over Astoria. Who will bring home the Astoria Football Association's World Cup? Only time will tell!

Dionysou, Woopera

New Eurasian Federation Military update*

Link:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=great_eurasian_unions/detail=factbook/id=1990456

Link:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=great_eurasian_unions/detail=factbook/id=1998096

Riko Republic

Post self-deleted by Woopera.

GUYS I FINNALY JOINED THE WA

Shion Sonozaki State

Woopera wrote:GUYS I FINNALY JOINED THE WA

Happy to hear it :3

Garvija, Shion Sonozaki State, Woopera

2 hours remain SLAVA ASTORIA! Hopefully we can survive this 🤫☝️🇾🇪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to find a safe place to take Refugee. N-Day is scary! >.<

Woopera

Myalend wrote:Don't mind me, I'm just trying to find a safe place to take Refugee. N-Day is scary! >.<

I must say thought, it's a very tiring job. Y'all have water or any snacks for me?

Myalend wrote:Don't mind me, I'm just trying to find a safe place to take Refugee. N-Day is scary! >.<

Welcome to Astoria :3 You're welcome to stick around after N-Day if you wish! *Hands over some water and snacks as well*

Myalend

Unike wrote:Welcome to Astoria :3 You're welcome to stick around after N-Day if you wish! *Hands over some water and snacks as well*

Thank you! I'm most likely going to travel some more but the snacks and water is greatly appreciated!

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Myalend [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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Myalend wrote:Thank you! I'm most likely going to travel some more but the snacks and water is greatly appreciated!

No problem, stay safe and avoid the flying nukes!

Myalend

Unike wrote:No problem, stay safe and avoid the flying nukes!

;3 you too and goodluck, Kind Astorian.

ANAL is a very based faction, for sure. we Animes, must unite!

Riko Republic, Woopera

Karrithia wrote:Hello gentlemen

Greetings Karrithia

Myalend wrote:ANAL is a very based faction, for sure. we Animes, must unite!

For real

[spoiler=New Arrivals]New_Reval Maginka [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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Maginka

Nday is approaching...

Also what is N day?

Woopera wrote:Nday is approaching...

Also what is N day?

NationStates wide event where we send nuclear bombs at each other

Woopera

Cool! I guess

Eroter Toket

Magna-Scientia

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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bistoria is so real

thanks Sateru :3

Riko Republic, Sateru

guys pls dont nuke me nahua has been through enough bombings

its quiet here. we need someone to post something that can start up a conversation.

like this:

if youre running on the rings of saturn and your tricycle runs out of baked paper, what color should your bowtie be?

Woopera

Nahuatistan wrote:its quiet here. we need someone to post something that can start up a conversation.

like this:

if youre running on the rings of saturn and your tricycle runs out of baked paper, what color should your bowtie be?

Orange, because an average piano is 4.19×10^-23 the weight of the Earth

Nahuatistan wrote:its quiet here. we need someone to post something that can start up a conversation.

like this:

if youre running on the rings of saturn and your tricycle runs out of baked paper, what color should your bowtie be?

A celestial shade of shimmering violet for my bowtie would complement the cosmic surroundings of Saturn's rings.

Eroter Toket wrote:Hello

sup

Eroter Toket

It only occurred to me that we have changed our brand. The angel theme is cool!

Ethelor, Eroter Toket

Ethelor wrote:sup

not much I'm doing well

Frogton wrote:It only occurred to me that we have changed our brand. The angel theme is cool!

very true the new flag and color look very nice

Ethelor wrote:Orange, because an average piano is 4.19×10^-23 the weight of the Earth

i like how you think. imo i think it should be black because watermelons are made of books

Ethelor

Nahuatistan wrote:i like how you think. imo i think it should be black because watermelons are made of books

If watermelons made of books why aren't they called bookmelons?

Nahuatistan wrote:i like how you think. imo i think it should be black because watermelons are made of books

well it could also be purple because the moon is green

Eroter Toket wrote:If watermelons made of books why aren't they called bookmelons?

because the books are made of water

Ethelor wrote:because the books are made of water

also bc the water is made of trees

Eroter Toket wrote:very true the new flag and color look very nice

If I'm bad can I still be an angel?

Frogton wrote:If I'm bad can I still be an angel?
yes

Frogton wrote:It only occurred to me that we have changed our brand. The angel theme is cool!

Glad to hear you like it :3

Frogton wrote:If I'm bad can I still be an angel?

Yes there is a link where you can apply and become an angel. I also doubt you're that bad, you seem to like frogs, frogs are good.

do you guys think shrimp is good or are you a shrimp hater?

Nahuatistan wrote:do you guys think shrimp is good or are you a shrimp hater?

I'm a big fan of shrimp! Whether it's grilled, fried, or mixed into pasta dishes, there's something about the taste and texture that I find really enjoyable. How about you? Do you like shrimp, or is it not really your thing?

Eroter Toket wrote:I'm a big fan of shrimp! Whether it's grilled, fried, or mixed into pasta dishes, there's something about the taste and texture that I find really enjoyable. How about you? Do you like shrimp, or is it not really your thing?

i am addicted to shrimp in any form it takes as long as its edible. i can also make some pretty good shrimp alfredo :3

if i wanted to i would write a whole 5 paragraph essay on why i love shrimp

Nahuatistan wrote:do you guys think shrimp is good or are you a shrimp hater?

I'm a shrimp hater I hate shrimps grr

Ethelor wrote:I'm a shrimp hater I hate shrimps grr

Eroter Toket we have a shrimp hater here

Eroter Toket

Nahuatistan wrote:i am addicted to shrimp in any form it takes as long as its edible. i can also make some pretty good shrimp alfredo :3

That's very good :)

Nahuatistan wrote:if i wanted to i would write a whole 5 paragraph essay on why i love shrimp

You absolutely should, I like long rmb posts :)

Nahuatistan wrote:Eroter Toket we have a shrimp hater here

Quickly, get them. No shrimp hate here :(

Eroter Toket wrote:Yes there is a link where you can apply and become an angel. I also doubt you're that bad, you seem to like frogs, frogs are good.

Aww. I'm a poison frog. Sometimes a green frog.

Eroter Toket

Eroter Toket wrote:That's very good :)

You absolutely should, I like long rmb posts :)

Quickly, get them. No shrimp hate here :(

ill make the essay tomorrow :3

its like 8:00 in my timezone and im lazy so ill just have some fun when im more willing.

also i do agree that the hater must be sent to the abyss of shrimplicity

Eroter Toket

Nahuatistan wrote:ill make the essay tomorrow :3

its like 8:00 in my timezone and im lazy so ill just have some fun when im more willing.

also i do agree that the hater must be sent to the abyss of shrimplicity

I'll burn the abyss 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ethelor wrote:I'll burn the abyss 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

...

it seems the shrimp haters are smart. we must ask the shrimp gods for help

Ethelor

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Sandiford_Land Arktania [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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💣💥🅱️

Nahuatistan wrote:it is midnight.

Indeed

Good morning everyone!

Shion Sonozaki State

Catgirlboss wrote:Good morning everyone!

Good morning.

Catgirlboss

Shion Sonozaki State wrote:Good morning.

How are you doing? :3

Shion Sonozaki State

Catgirlboss wrote:How are you doing? :3

I feel good. How are you?

Catgirlboss

Shion Sonozaki State wrote:I feel good. How are you?

I'm alrighty, just feeling a bit tired this morning even if I slept more than usual :3

Shion Sonozaki State

Catgirlboss wrote:I'm alrighty, just feeling a bit tired this morning even if I slept more than usual :3

The same with me.

Catgirlboss

[URL=https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=4]Anime Nations Against Liberals[/URL] is on top! Best N-day faction fr :3

I mean, it was already the best faction due to anime but this time it's also the strongest. I can't see how we could lose this time >:3

Unike, Shion Sonozaki State

Catgirlboss wrote:[URL=https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=4]Anime Nations Against Liberals[/URL] is on top! Best N-day faction fr :3

I mean, it was already the best faction due to anime but this time it's also the strongest. I can't see how we could lose this time >:3

So true

Shion Sonozaki State

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Claesia, Auki, Woopera, Maginka, and Arktania!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astraea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order of Astraea are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's angelic nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Maginka

n-day news:

we're absolutely obliterating khan our main enemy

we are masters of striking from behind.

astoria invicta and long live anime nations against liberals

Rosartemis

What did I miss I was away for a bit And There are NUKES Now?

Byzantine Union Of Confederate States

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:What did I miss I was away for a bit And There are NUKES Now?

A fun temporary NS event

Good morning Astoria :3

Shion Sonozaki State

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Ussrtvu [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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[spoiler=New Arrivals]Edoardienne Perfect_Halo [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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idk why but i have been listening to nothing but lemon demon songs for the past week

Nahuatistan wrote:idk why but i have been listening to nothing but lemon demon songs for the past week

Sometimes we just listen to music in patterns idk lol

Nahuatistan

Hi there, I'm Edoardo And I come from Italy

hwy does anyone know how to make a flag like the one our region has? i think that looks really cool and i want to add lore to nahuatistan that after the massacre in the musicians district some indigenous people from the outskirts came and told the people that the celestial order could free them from all this war and torment. i also want it to have something relating to mountains

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ENDORSE KORONIC

If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.

Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.

Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Riko Republic wrote:Sometimes we just listen to music in patterns idk lol

I have a full mix of everything

Yay nahua finally made another RP post!

THE AFTERMATH OF TRAGEDY: THE RISE OF ANG-KAN-GYALLU

In the wake of the devastating massacre that ravaged Nahuatistan's musicians district, a tragic event that sparked a fierce war, the nation found itself mired in chaos and discord. The once-vibrant streets now lay in ruin, echoing the cries of the fallen and stirring a deep sense of loss within the hearts of its people. As the conflict drew to a close, a glimmer of hope emerged from the ashes of destruction.

THE DISCOVERY OF ANCIENT SECRETS

Amidst the rubble of war-torn cities and the somber atmosphere that enveloped the land, the citizens of Nahuatistan stumbled upon unclaimed territory holding an extraordinary secret. Within the depths of this untouched land, they unearthed ancient Nahua texts that spoke of a prophecy foretelling a "celestial glory" and the promise of redemption from the heavens above. These texts whispered of a divine being known as "the one above," destined to rectify the injustices that had marred their nation.

THE ASCENSION OF ANG-KAN-GYALLU

In the wake of this profound discovery, Nahuatistan underwent a radical transformation. A figure emerged from the shadows, a leader of unparalleled benevolence named Ang-Kan-Gyallu. Embracing his newfound role as a vassal for "the one above," Ang-Kan-Gyallu swiftly ascended to power, guiding his people with wisdom and compassion. Under his reign, Nahuatistan experienced a renaissance, a rebirth fueled by the promise of divine intervention and the pursuit of celestial glory.

THE LEGACY OF A NEW ERA

As Nahuatistan flourished under the benevolent rule of Ang-Kan-Gyallu, the scars of the past began to heal, replaced by a sense of optimism and unity. The nation stood as a beacon of hope, a testament to the resilience of its people and the transformative power of faith. And so, in the shadow of tragedy, a new era dawned for Nahuatistan, shaped by the guiding hand of a leader who embodied the ideals of peace, justice, and divine providence.

Riko Republic, Koronic, Adriatic Democratic Empire, Dionysou, Great Eurasian Unions

Nahuatistan wrote:Yay nahua finally made another RP post!

THE AFTERMATH OF TRAGEDY: THE RISE OF ANG-KAN-GYALLU

In the wake of the devastating massacre that ravaged Nahuatistan's musicians district, a tragic event that sparked a fierce war, the nation found itself mired in chaos and discord. The once-vibrant streets now lay in ruin, echoing the cries of the fallen and stirring a deep sense of loss within the hearts of its people. As the conflict drew to a close, a glimmer of hope emerged from the ashes of destruction.

THE DISCOVERY OF ANCIENT SECRETS

Amidst the rubble of war-torn cities and the somber atmosphere that enveloped the land, the citizens of Nahuatistan stumbled upon unclaimed territory holding an extraordinary secret. Within the depths of this untouched land, they unearthed ancient Nahua texts that spoke of a prophecy foretelling a "celestial glory" and the promise of redemption from the heavens above. These texts whispered of a divine being known as "the one above," destined to rectify the injustices that had marred their nation.

THE ASCENSION OF ANG-KAN-GYALLU

In the wake of this profound discovery, Nahuatistan underwent a radical transformation. A figure emerged from the shadows, a leader of unparalleled benevolence named Ang-Kan-Gyallu. Embracing his newfound role as a vassal for "the one above," Ang-Kan-Gyallu swiftly ascended to power, guiding his people with wisdom and compassion. Under his reign, Nahuatistan experienced a renaissance, a rebirth fueled by the promise of divine intervention and the pursuit of celestial glory.

THE LEGACY OF A NEW ERA

As Nahuatistan flourished under the benevolent rule of Ang-Kan-Gyallu, the scars of the past began to heal, replaced by a sense of optimism and unity. The nation stood as a beacon of hope, a testament to the resilience of its people and the transformative power of faith. And so, in the shadow of tragedy, a new era dawned for Nahuatistan, shaped by the guiding hand of a leader who embodied the ideals of peace, justice, and divine providence.

Did not mean to do that*

Random Fact of the Day

Sharks can lose more than 30,000 Teeth in their lifetimes

Coastal States

Our Holiest Temple

I've been running around all day with aides in the Temple of Dionysus, trying to get seating plans arranged and invitations sent out. In just a few weeks, we'll be hosting the entire Royal Family-their wives, husbands, concubines and children, the entirety of Parliament and the Council of Priestesses, all at once, in this temple.

It hasn't been easy getting things ready, and we've had some troubles making sure we know all the allergies of everyone attending and getting food to the Palace... It might be nice if Olympus had some actual paved roads. Nonetheless, we've worked on.

I run across the ballroom, trying to find one of the event coordinators, when a loud voice yells at me from behind, "Lady Basina! Get over here!" I turn around to see the High Priestess, Sophia Alexopoulos, coming towards me, carrying a clipboard.

Walk to meet her halfway, I ask "Yes, High Priestess?" She hands me the clipboard and and says "Are you incompetent? Unable to perform basic tasks?"

"I-I-... What do you mean, ma'am?" I ask, looking down at the floor, what did I do this time? Sophia points to the clipboard, which has a long list of over two hundred different wines that have been ordered for the upcoming event. She says "You missed Chrysafénios, Kerási, Achládi and Kaló Kai Palió. I asked for two hundred and twenty wines, not two hundred and sixteen. Now go fix this."

The High Priestess turns away and walks off, phew, that wasn't as bad as usual. I run back through the ballroom and into the theatre, where one of the managers for seating arrangement is discussing plans with other aides and staff.

He notices me approaching, "Miss Zimisce, hello, what brings you here?" I shake his hand, "Tasis, I need you to put Zacharias and his husband with the triplets. And move Lexi and KÂ’iraven to sit with Leto Stathiade, she has called me multiple times to make sure that spot is reserved." Tasis sighs, "Alright, alright, but this is the last time I'm rotating the seating around. The High Priestess better be grateful for all the trouble we've been through making everything perfect." I thank Tasis and leave, back to my office in the temple.

The next two weeks are spent getting food prepared and all the tables set and doing whatever it takes to appease the High Priestess. Eventually, the funeral begins. The Temple is filled with politicians, Royalty, reporters and staff. ItÂ’s a party and a time for mourning. Filling the dining hall are thousands of guests, drinking, eating and chatting away. I grin widely, people enjoy the hard work and effort put into this occasion. Looking around the crowd, I see Zacharias and his husband, Josey Wales-Dionitri. My blood feels like itÂ’s going to boil. IÂ’ve known Zach my entire life, and he chooses that infidel as his partner. It should have been meÂ

I have to regain my composure before realizing the High Priestess is calling for me, so I walk over to her. She hands me a microphone and speaks into her own “Welcome, ladies and gentleman and all those blessed by Dionysus. Not long ago, we lost our beloved Princess, Anastasia Dionitri. Today, after we are done celebrating her life and accomplishments, my Lady of the Council, Basina Zimisce, will lead you to the theatre where we will give our final respects to her and announce who has declared intent to vie for the throne.”

I hold my microphone up to my mouth and add, “Hey, I’m the Lady of the Council. And I’d just like to ask everyone stop eating and talking for five minutes, and let us take this time to pray. Pray that the Princess may rest peacefully alongside Dionysus and that her children may lead us into an era of peace and prosperity.”

The room is silent as we all bow our heads, and after the time is over the room fills with buzz and laughter once more.

High Priestess Sophia turns and says, “Remember, if anything goes wrong it’s your fault, little Lady.” She slaps my behind and adds, “Now go socialize, spread the good word of the Mysteries." Sophia disappears into the crowd once again.

So I head over to the table Zacharias is seated at and sit down next to him.

“Hey, Bas, it’s been a while. How’s life in the Council?” he asks me.

“Oh, it’s not bad… For the most part, say, Zach, I heard you’re married now? To the President of our southern neighbor, no less?” I question him, putting my hand on his leg. He shifts in his chair, and removes my hand. “Yes… He was stolen not long ago by the Chancellor and Priestess Natassa Cosmili, Chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, I’m sure you know her…” he pauses, before eyeing the crowd before continuing, “Ah, there he is now!”

Josey sits back down beside Zacharias, “Josey, this is Basina, the Lady of the Council.” Zach introduces. I shake his hand, “Mister President. Honor to meet you. I should uh probably be going now.”

I get up and find a microphone, announcing “Alright, everyone! It’s time to head to the theatre, so if you’d please follow me or any of the staff nearby!”

Leading the way to the theatre, passing many prayer rooms and the ballroom, we finally enter and the crowd disperses into the seats. I follow the High Priestess onto the stage, standing behind her.

She says to the guests, “At only forty years old, we lost one of our greatest rulers. Anastasia was a mother of twelve children and the grandmother to eight. The Princess had twenty nine wives and twenty two husbands, and she loved and cared for them all deeply. She helped expand civil liberties and rights to men, and developed our nations economy. A beloved public figure, grandmother, mother and wife, may Dionsus bless her soul and may Hermes send her our prayers.” She takes a moment, before continuing, “Now, I bring further news. Three of the Royal Daughters have announced their intent to vie for the throne to me. Duchess of Bacchus, Alexis Dionitri, Countess of Dionapolis, Narcissa Dionitri and Countess of Flems, Madalena Dionitri. In five weeks, all three of them will meet in the Dionapolis Arena to battle to the death. The singular one who survives shall be dubbed the Conqueror of Dionysia and Princess.” She walks off the stage into a backroom, with the crowd assembling into gasps and whispers. Following her into the changing room in the back of the stage, me and ten other Women of the Temple crowd around her. Taking out knives, we each stab the High Priestess. Her harassment and abuse of everyone who resides within this holy place is forever over, no longer shall we be afraid as we walk the halls. The High Priestess is dead.

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