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Region: Astoria
You should change it
It's a cute pfp but it doesn't really look like a flag fit for a nation. You should make it more flag like
In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
Whats in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh
Neo-German
I just created a Factbook, I hope everyone will check it out and rate it, anyway I went on YouTube and learned a bit about it but it's still pretty bad.
Ardonni
Deities have no place in the National Restorationist Military Council.
Looks pretty good for a first time, also don't sweat it a lot of other people aren't great at making factbooks either lol
looks good, to be honest. You should join the map of Astoria. Send a telegram to Koronic that has all the every information on this on this page completed https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902505
Neo-German
Is there a newbie here?
Evinagioni
yes, i won't call it newbie, it is a bit too good for one
Guys i have a problem.
My main has no people, and i need help.
please...
Evinagioni
We embraced the horde here. The only kind of help we can offer is speeding up your conversion to zombie lamb!
confirm
Today, the National Council has allocated about 30 billion rangens for their conversion into the national currency Vlayikrai and further transfer of funds for economic assistance
Evinagioni
Norinsk social credit text🗿
1. What colour is the flag of Norinsk
a) white
b) red
c) blue
2. What is the best animal ever
a)Cat
b)Dog
c)Caterpillar
d)Moai
3. Which is the best emoji ever
a) 💀
b)🗿
4. What is the best nation ever
a) Norinsk🗿
b)Norinsk🗿🗿
c)Norinsk
5.
Is the upcoming sentence true --> "Moai..."
a) YES
b) no💀💀
Catgirlboss
...
moai = good🗿
Post by Animekiller69 suppressed by Catgirlboss.
None
this is very true🗿
Post by Kimjongunlands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hello
Post by Winniethepooh suppressed by Omnicontrol.
My flag is normal
Post by Obamalands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
Hello presidents
Post by Joebidenlands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
Hi Obama
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Hi Obama, hi Joe
Post by Winniethepooh suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hey presidents
Post by Vladdyputin suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hey trump
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Post by Obamalands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
Oh no
Post by Donaldtrumplands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
what
Post by Joebidenlands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
Back off
Post by Winniethepooh suppressed by Omnicontrol.
oh hello there
Post by Vladdyputin suppressed by Omnicontrol.
you don't tell me what to do
Post by Obamalands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
let's not create a war
Post by Donaldtrumplands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
sounds good
yall try this i3gxcqky
Post by Mrbeastjimmy suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hey presidents
Post by Joebidenlands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
ok, we've gone too far
Post by Donaldtrumplands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
yes, i agree
Post by Vladdyputin suppressed by Omnicontrol.
true
Post by Obamalands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
i agree with you guys
Post by Winniethepooh suppressed by Omnicontrol.
me too
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What happened here
hey guys, heres a new version of my national anthem, i used a translator, but ill try to figure out a way to write the symbols in Manavian.
(romanised)
ⱳɦẻή ťɦẻ ⱳơɼꞎɗ ẻήɗś
ḿơưήťảỉήś ơḟ ɓɼảśś, ảήɗ ƥꞎảỉήś ơḟ ɠơꞎɗ,
ꞎảƙẻś ơḟ śỉꞎⱱẻɼ, ảήɗ ơƈẻảήś ơḟ ɓɼơήźẻ.
ɠꞎơɼƴ ɓẻ ťơ ťɦẻ ơήẻ ảɓơⱱẻ, ťɦẻ ơήẻ ťɦảť ɓỉɼťɦẻɗ ťɦẻ ⱳơɼꞎɗ.
ɠꞎơɼƴ ɓẻ ťơ ťɦẻ ḿơưήťảỉήś ơḟ ơưɼ ꞎảήɗś!
ɠꞎơɼƴ ɓẻ ťơ ơưɼ ɦơḿẻꞎảήɗ, ɦơḿẻ ơḟ ťɦẻ Ńảɦưảťỉ ƥẻơƥꞎẻ, ɠꞎơɼƴ ťơ ơưɼ ꞎảήɗś!
ⱳɦẻή ťɦẻ ⱳơɼꞎɗ ẻήɗś, ⱳẻ ⱳỉꞎꞎ ήơ ɓẻ ảḟɼảỉɗ!
Ⱳẻ ⱳỉꞎꞎ ƥɼảỉśẻ ťɦẻ ơήẻ ảɓơⱱẻ ảήɗ ƥảśś ťɦẻ ảḿḿưήỉťỉơή, ⱳẻ ⱳỉꞎꞎ ήơť ɓẻ ảḟɼảỉɗ ơḟ ơưɼ ɗơⱳήḟảꞎꞎ! ỉḟ ťɦẻ ⱳơɼꞎɗ ảɼơưήɗ ưś ḟảꞎꞎś ảƥảɼť, ⱳẻ ⱳỉꞎꞎ ήơť ɓẻ ảḟɼảỉɗ! ƥɼảỉśẻ ɓẻ ťơ ơưɼ ꞎảήɗ ơḟ śỉꞎⱱẻɼ ảήɗ ɠơꞎɗ! ƥɼảỉśẻ ɓẻ ťơ ơưɼ ꞎảήɗ ơḟ ḿưśỉƈ, ảήɗ śơήɠś ơḟ ơưɼ ɦơḿẻ!
Koronic, Evinagioni, Olivio
Why are the world leaders here
Unike, Evinagioni
Post self-deleted by Evinagioni.
A wacky G8 session I guess
Fun fact: The likelihood of getting bitten by a human in New York is higher than the likelihood of getting bitten by a shark in the sea.
Post by Animekiller69 suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hello
Evinagioni
Post by Donaldtrumplands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hey does anyone know where is joe?
Post by Obamalands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
i don't know, probably he forgot about the super special meeting
Post by Vladdyputin suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hey guys, how's going
Post by Donaldtrumplands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hey Putin, stop spying!
Post by Joebidenlands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
hello, i just went to buy some ice cream
Post by Donaldtrumplands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
joe you forgot to take your pills
Post by Obamalands suppressed by Omnicontrol.
i agree
petition to make astoria a meme region
Artzekia, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool, Kazvengea, Mazvogania, Easterndeutschland, Animekiller69, Winniethepooh, Obamalands, Joebidenlands, Ebaykoronic, Trololands
Ebaykoronic impersonating another nation is against the site rules, and may lead to your nation and puppets being deleted.
Also tone down the spam everyone.
Unike, Dairyc, Evinagioni
I mean that's what Koronic wanted, a zombie army.
You should become a citizen, run for something and make a meme campaign :D
Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Plox!
You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529
Evinagioni, Catgirlboss
Hello! How is everyone today?
Well, today the power supply in my area went down so I couldn't go online.
I'm not very good at Roleplay, but I'll try.
Dairyc, Karkastan, Evinagioni
November 2023 Election has started
Dear residents,
The November 2023 Election has officially begun and citizens may declare their candidacy for the offices of Prime Minister, Speaker or Chief Justice.
I invite all of you to consult our government overview dispatch for information on these offices.
The election will be supervised by King Astoreus and will last from the 1st of November and end on the 11th of November. It will take place according to the calendar from this thread: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/46/november-2023-election-calendar
Any citizen may declare their candidacy in this thread: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/47/november-2023-election-candidacy-declarations
I remind you that only citizens may run in the election. Those who are not yet citizens may apply for citizenship here: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/10/citizenship-applications.
Once they have announced their candidacy, candidates may post their platform here:
https://astorians.boards.net/board/21/campaigning
I encourage all of you to run for one of the three offices in order to shape the future of our great region.
I look forward to living this election with you all!
Evinagioni, Catgirlboss
Alright Koronic approved this. I guess we support catchy Christmas songs? https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=simone_republic_1698814846
Hooray elections finally!!!!!! Hope Omnicontrol runs again, they did good the last time and deserve a second chance at Prime Minister, but I support Solis Astoria's candidacy too.
Omnicontrol
Anyone wants to join my Organization of the League of Peace-loving Nations (OLPN)? I just got my first 4 members haha.
Eroter Toket
I'll join
I'm actually so happy rn
Evinagioni
If Koronic is happy we are all happy. Praise Koronic 🙏
Koronic
The Nahuati Creation myth
once, long ago, before even the first breath was taken, there was a grand deity, known as "dalnira"
Dalnira was alone in this empty world, so he made a home for himself, and he called it " Naqiva"
he made the first man, and named him "shoka"
he made the first woman, and named her " naqira"
he made them a home in the sky, where they would be blessed with enternal life, but if they went below the clouds, they would fall through, and be sent to the mortal world.
one day, naqira saw a hole in the clouds, curious, she put her head through, and fell to the mortal world.
after this, shoka had followed his compainion, and left to go to land of Nirnaq, they settld the land, and the rest is history.
Eroter Toket, Evinagioni, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
no get out. not to be rude tho
News
Religious militia takes control of eastern capital!
A religious militia group known as " Dalnira's monike" has taken control of Nairnaq, and has erected a border around the city to keep out the military.
the nightly curfew in this city has been set earlier in the day, with the curfew now starting at 6:00 PM, with people unable to flee the city, and mass shootings becoming common as raids and protests are being more and more frequent, with the leader of the group, a nahuati man by the name of Nirqa Dalai lam, releasing a statement about the groups motives and goals.
" we just want to preserve the nation! the world is in its last days, and fires and bombings are ever more common!"
Unike, Evinagioni
Why was everything deleted all of a sudden.
Evinagioni
Unike announces a mobilization of a portion of the Unikean army, and air force and deploys them to the western border region of the country with Nahuatistan, where they await in-case the rebels try anything that would harm Unike or to assist the Nahuatistani government if necessary.
We had some spammers hit the RMB yesterday lol
Also welcome to the region! Nator State
Evinagioni
News
Religious militia takes control of eastern capital!
A religious militia group known as " Dalnira's monike" has taken control of Nairnaq, and has erected a border around the city to keep out the military.
the nightly curfew in this city has been set earlier in the day, with the curfew now starting at 6:00 PM, with people unable to flee the city, and mass shootings becoming common as raids and protests are being more and more frequent, with the leader of the group, a nahuati man by the name of Nirqa Dalai lam, releasing a statement about the groups motives and goals.
" we just want to preserve the nation! the world is in its last days, and fires and bombings are ever more common!"
Evinagioni, Olivio, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
Had to suppress an attempt at an UN Council of Security meeting on the RMB.
Unike, Sultanate Of Turkey, Evinagioni
Me too man. Im not the best.
Evinagioni, Neo-German
To be fair there's no one way to roleplay
Evinagioni
True. However there is only one nation to buy weapons from: the Principality of Hansberg. We offer all kind of deals for your belligerent needs!
So you're Switzerland lol, to be fair Unike sells weaponary as well
Evinagioni
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Thanks
Unike
Update
as of now, the unikean army is attempting to drive out the militia, to no avail, the armed group is now making its way across the entire country, with only the capital city, Svalkir, being walled off, following Z-day
the national borders are closed to outsiders until further notice, and the military is at full fight mode, and may result in the nation undergoing a reformation
Unike
With the announcement that Nahuatistan was closing the borders and had been pushed back to the capital, Unikean forces in the eastern portion of the country retreat back to the border of Unike and begin building fortifications, they take minimal casualties due to the rebels mostly unorganized state. In addition we signal that we are also potentially able to mediate a resolution to end the war between the Nahuatistani rebels and government if both sides agree
Update
with the armed groups pushing to the capital, they have managed to topple the wall, and have taken the whole country, with nahuatistan now being the holy empire, and will now try to take the other side of the river witch borders the western coast of the country
Unike
I Guess
After considering [nation=noflag]Karkastan[/nation]'s offer to join the ADA, the Prime Minister announced the decision of joining the ADA.
(not too creative rn)
Karkastan
Me being wanting to run for political office but being too lazy to actually register as a citizen.
same here lol
hello guys.
it is with a heavy heart that i say i have to leave this region, but i will leave messages from time to time, dont be sad, my military strength will grow, and i will come back stronger,
Glory to the Nahuati People!
:(
BOOO
hows yalls halloween?
i came by beacuse kantrias is a mess rn
just dont look there, mkay?
OH AND BY THE WAY WHOS JESUS
*shows wanted poster that has the words "Who's Jesus" under a picture of an uno reverse card.*
Evinagioni
Fun fact: The shiniest living thing on earth is the Pollia Condensata, an African fruit.
Unike, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool
Dang, good luck in your future endeavors though!
What qualities are you using to determine this lol
It was pretty good, how are you doing?
Evinagioni
Hello! How is everyone today?
I just spent an hour just designing the flag properly lol.
Unike, Rr Puppet, Evinagioni
I compared it to Max Barry's bald head, which is widely considered the 2nd most shiniest thing in Earth.
Unike
It looks good and I'm doing pretty well
I about spit out my drink
Evinagioni, Neo-German
Woah, your flag looks great. Awesome job designing it!
I just realized that there is no recruiting minister. How long has he been gone?
Goateborg, Neo-German
*the fruit of the plant Pollia condensata, native to Africa.
Evinagioni
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.