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Region: Astoria

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Great Eurasian Unions wrote:Your a sick Socialist States, that brought death to former RUSSIAN EMPIRE and death to people of republic like UCSSR. The republic bring freedom from Socialist States Pig. And Nahuati people will be part of the former RUSSIAN EMPIRE of our MOTHERLAND! -Putin, former nation of Eurasian

bro we have literally never been in a full on conflict with another nation except for the time with you. we did nothing to you, and you think you can just assimilate our people into YOUR Slavic "democratic and free" nation?

YOU REALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE DOING THIS TO US WHEN WE DID NOTHING???

Nahuatistan wrote:bro we have literally never been in a full on conflict with another nation except for the time with you. we did nothing to you, and you think you can just assimilate our people into YOUR Slavic "democratic and free" nation?

YOU REALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE DOING THIS TO US WHEN WE DID NOTHING???

Your just like UCSSR

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:Your just like UCSSR

this is the exact reason why I'm a communist.

your "democracy" is the reason why the us is such a sh*thole!

and you say its "fair and free".

MY GUY DEMOCRACY LEADS TO CAPITALISM AND THAT LEADS TO A SH*TTY ECONOMY

Nahuatistan wrote:this is the exact reason why I'm a communist.

your "democracy" is the reason why the us is such a sh*thole!

and you say its "fair and free".

MY GUY DEMOCRACY LEADS TO CAPITALISM AND THAT LEADS TO A SH*TTY ECONOMY

That why your nation economy is bad

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:That why your nation economy is bad

ITS BAD BC YOU CAME, TOOK OUR LEADER, MASSACRED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, AND THEN JUST F**KING LEFT!!!

can y'all calm down plz

Javonia wrote:can y'all calm down plz

my mans you did not see the sheer level of beef this mans has caused with me. I did literally nothing and then this mf pulls up and just ruins my economy, arrests our leader for no reason, and then has the AUDACITY to say that I'm a warmongering commie

Keep it civil I will not ask nicely again :3

Post by Nahuatistan suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.

Nahuatistan

Astoria But Norwegians wrote:I'm watching too :3

my apologies, it appears the manner in which I was acting was deeply unkind and inconsiderate to the other humans on the regional message board. I was simply trying to prove a point that the GEU is nothing more than a warmongering filthy capitalist pig hellhole.

I will refrain from doing this for the foreseeable future

Nahuatistan wrote:ITS BAD BC YOU CAME, TOOK OUR LEADER, MASSACRED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, AND THEN JUST F**KING LEFT!!!

2041, Oct 10th , a paper was sent to Azhan kaksha.

The Paper recall*

Dear former leader Azhan kaksha, Ang-kan-gyallu has past away in his bed. The body will be sent back to your nation. With a note from Ang-kan-gyallu last word. Since his death of old age, we make sure that his body we will sent clean to your nation.

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:

2041, Oct 10th , a paper was sent to Azhan kaksha.

The Paper recall*

Dear former leader Azhan kaksha, Ang-kan-gyallu has past away in his bed. The body will be sent back to your nation. With a note from Ang-kan-gyallu last word. Since his death of old age, we make sure that he body we will sent clean to your nation.

we shall build a memorial in the ruins of Lakshasa in his honor. know that if anyone of your nation sets foot upon former nahuati lands, we will bring food and gifts to get the to leave. bc you ruined our military

Cheers!- Azhan kaksha

Nahuatistan wrote:we shall build a memorial in the ruins of Lakshasa in his honor. know that if anyone of your nation sets foot upon former nahuati lands, we will bring food and gifts to get the to leave. bc you ruined our military

Cheers!- Azhan kaksha

Insurgency Intelligent Force aim his sniper at Azhan kaksha speech, and with gun fire. Azhan kaksha was shot by the ear, but still alive from shooting.

Post by Nahuatistan suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.

Nahuatistan

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:Insurgency Intelligent Force aim his sniper at Azhan kaksha speech, and with gun fire. Azhan kaksha was shot by the ear, but still alive from shooting.

DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!

WHAT DID AZHAN DO??? HE LITERALLY SAID HE WOULD GIVE YALL GIFTS AND FOOD IF YOU COME HERE

YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL PERSON I HAVE SEEN ON THIS SITE

YOURE WORSE THAN JOE BIDEN

Post by Great Eurasian Unions suppressed by Astoria But Norwegians.

Great Eurasian Unions

Nahuatistan wrote:DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!

WHAT DID AZHAN DO??? HE LITERALLY SAID HE WOULD GIVE YALL GIFTS AND FOOD IF YOU COME HERE

YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL PERSON I HAVE SEEN ON THIS SITE

YOURE WORSE THAN JOE BIDEN

I want your land*

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:I want your land*

WHY???

ALL WE HAVE IS MOUNTAINS AND A VALLEY WHERE THE CAPITAL IS

Nahuatistan wrote:WHY???

ALL WE HAVE IS MOUNTAINS AND A VALLEY WHERE THE CAPITAL IS

That can good for mining industry

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:That can good for mining industry

you are the astorian equivalent of the USA.

at this point just take my land I give up defending it. its not like itl matter anyways were gonna reset soon

cool off, i'm suppressing posts now :3

Riko Republic

Great Eurasian Unions wrote:Insurgency Intelligent Force aim his sniper at Azhan kaksha speech, and with gun fire. Azhan kaksha was shot by the ear, but still alive from shooting.

Actions involving a character from another country require consent from both parties to be canon so this did not happen

Great Eurasian Unions

Now Chill already

Unike wrote:Actions involving a character from another country require consent from both parties to be canon so this did not happen

Ok

Mungaermen

Shion Sonozaki State

Good morning Astoria :3

Shion Sonozaki State

Morning

Mungaermen wrote:Mungaermen

Can't argue with that

Shion Sonozaki State

Catgirlboss wrote:Morning

Can't argue with that

How are you on this fine day :3

Unike wrote:How are you on this fine day :3
good even tho its 2 am

Catgirlboss

Riko Republic wrote:Good morning Astoria :3
good morning my alarm clock hasn't rang bc its 2 am central

Catgirlboss

in italy is like...9 o'clock f**k

Catgirlboss

Unike wrote:How are you on this fine day :3

Silently explodes

I'm fineeeeeeee hbu?

Javonia wrote:good even tho its 2 am

Mood

Edoardienne wrote:in italy is like...9 o'clock f**k

Here it's 9:11 am too :3

Catgirlboss wrote:Silently explodes

I'm fineeeeeeee hbu?MoodHere it's 9:11 am too :3

hey where are you fom

Catgirlboss

Edoardienne wrote:hey where are you fom

I'm from the UK

Shion Sonozaki State, Edoardienne

Catgirlboss wrote:Silently explodes

I'm fineeeeeeee hbu?MoodHere it's 9:11 am too :3

Alive

Catgirlboss

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Libavin [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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I woke up and my only pair of headphone isn't working.

this is deeply saddening

Nahuatistan wrote:I woke up and my only pair of headphone isn't working.

this is deeply saddening

Oof

Unike wrote:Oof

I was fully expecting a womp-womp there lol

Pradhia-Khandria

*appears* hemlo all. Osmauri here.

Unike, Catgirlboss

Pradhia-Khandria wrote:*appears* hemlo all. Osmauri here.

Greetings.

Pradhia-Khandria

Unike wrote:Alive

Good to hear

Pradhia-Khandria wrote:*appears* hemlo all. Osmauri here.

Heyo!

Pradhia-Khandria

I woke up at 11 am.

Pradhia-Khandria

Pradhia-Khandria wrote:*appears* hemlo all. Osmauri here.

Hewwo and welcome to Astoria :3

Javonia wrote:I woke up at 11 am.

Nice, at least you got some good sleep :p

Catgirlboss wrote:Good to hear

What would you do without me :p Good to see you too though as always :3

Pradhia-Khandria

Post self-deleted by Javonia.

Omg how are all the flags here so good lol.

Catgirlboss wrote:Good to hearHeyo!

:3

Varsemia wrote:Greetings.

greetings to you as well

Catgirlboss, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Unike wrote:Hewwo and welcome to Astoria :3

Nice, at least you got some good sleep :p

What would you do without me :p Good to see you too though as always :3

And I'm still TIRED!

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Pradhia-Khandria wrote:Omg how are all the flags here so good lol.

:3

greetings to you as well

i don't know, mine is literally just a album cover (but in the context of this nation's name, it makes sense.) I am Unclear by the way.

Pradhia-Khandria

Pradhia-Khandria wrote:Omg how are all the flags here so good lol.

:3

greetings to you as well

Glad to hear you like them :3

Pradhia-Khandria, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Pradhia-Khandria [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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Pradhia-Khandria wrote:Omg how are all the flags here so good lol

Thanks! This flag is for my RP nation, Nyang. It's based on South Korea and our population is made of catpeople, so it seemed fitting. By the way, I like your flags too :3

Pradhia-Khandria

Unike wrote:Glad to hear you like them :3

by the way, your flag is cool, it gives me some South Korea vibes, without being too much like the real world South Korean flag.

Javonia wrote:And I'm still TIRED!

You should probably rest a bit (ironically, I hardly ever sleep myself) xD

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation, Javonia

Catgirlboss wrote:Thanks! This flag is for my RP nation, Nyang. It's based on South Korea and our population is made of catpeople, so it seemed fitting. By the way, I like your flags too :3

Nyang is pretty based :3

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation wrote:by the way, your flag is cool, it gives me some South Korea vibes, without being too much like the real world South Korean flag.

Thank you! Mine was largely made by Catgirlboss so I have her to thank for it :3

Catgirlboss

Catgirlboss wrote:You should probably rest a bit (ironically, I hardly ever sleep myself) xD

Who here does lmao

Unike wrote:Nyang is pretty based :3

Thank you! Mine was largely made by Catgirlboss so I have her to thank for it :3

Yep, you should always thank me >:3/j

Unike wrote:Who here does lmao

Omnicontrol and nobody else

Pradhia-Khandria

Catgirlboss wrote:You should probably rest a bit (ironically, I hardly ever sleep myself) xD

i usually sleep for about 6-7 hours, so mine is usually decent sleep.

Catgirlboss

Catgirlboss wrote:Yep, you should always thank me >:3

I always do :3

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation wrote:i usually sleep for about 6-7 hours, so mine is usually decent sleep.

I wish my sleep schedule was this good lol

Catgirlboss

I usually wake up at like 3-4am regardless of when I go to bed.

Catgirlboss, Pradhia-Khandria

B e a n z!

Catgirlboss

Varsemia wrote:I usually wake up at like 3-4am regardless of when I go to bed.

Me too! That's a vibe

Javonia wrote:B e a n z!

On toast? :0

Pradhia-Khandria, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Catgirlboss wrote:Me too! That's a vibeOn toast? :0

I want beans on toast now

Catgirlboss wrote:Me too! That's a vibeOn toast? :0

"The best part of waking up is some eggs and toast."

Edoardienne

Catgirlboss wrote:On toast? :0
I'm not from England...

Javonia wrote:I'm not from England...

Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it just as much :3

Edoardienne

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation wrote:by the way, your flag is cool, it gives me some South Korea vibes, without being too much like the real world South Korean flag.

ngl I like that you used a Metallica album cover

Am bored.

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Edoardienne wrote:hey how's going

I'm making a conlang for one of my favorite video games so pretty good

Edoardienne wrote:hey how's going

Alright, how about yourself?

Varsemia wrote:Am bored.

i get you, it's this slow internet i have that is making me bored.

Riko Republic wrote:Alright, how about yourself?

meh not so good,I take a 6,5 in German class

Varsemia wrote:Am bored.
me too

Javonia wrote:me too

Varsemia wrote:Am bored.

Bored? tired of just speaking a lame germanic/romance language?

INTRODUCING CONLANGS!

you can make a language based on your perfect ideals that you native tongue will never include!

make one today!

Riko Republic wrote:Alright, how about yourself?

meh not so good,I take a 6,5 in German class

sup just joined this region

Adriatic Democratic Empire, Catgirlboss, Javonia

Vladivoslokiyiiv wrote:sup just joined this region

Welcome to Astoria!

Vladivoslokiyiiv wrote:sup just joined this region

Welcome!

Vladivoslokiyiiv wrote:sup just joined this region

Welcome to Astoria!

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Vladivoslokiyiiv [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

[/spoiler]

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Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:Welcome to Astoria!

Ngl, this sounds more like something unike would say.

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

And lol the rmb is so active this late

Pradhia-Khandria, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

fr

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:And lol the rmb is so active this late

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation

Adriatic Democratic Empire wrote:And lol the rmb is so active this late

What time even are you? I am wondering because i am not even 5 PM yet.

Catgirlboss wrote:Thanks! This flag is for my RP nation, Nyang. It's based on South Korea and our population is made of catpeople, so it seemed fitting. By the way, I like your flags too :3

Completely based. Also, thanks!

Unike wrote:I want beans on toast now

why would you do this to me

Riko Republic, Javonia

[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If you had to pick one video game to be trapped in which would you choose and why?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]I'd do something like Terraria, worst case scenario if you die you respawn and there's plenty to do in game[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Navea, Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation, Javonia

Unike wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If you had to pick one video game to be trapped in which would you choose and why?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]I'd do something like Terraria, worst case scenario if you die you respawn and there's plenty to do in game[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Bulletstorm, cause i want to kill cannibals with futuristic weapons and in wacky ways.

Riko Republic, Javonia

Unike wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If you had to pick one video game to be trapped in which would you choose and why?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]I'd do something like Terraria, worst case scenario if you die you respawn and there's plenty to do in game[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

I would pick Roblox bc there is lots and I mean LOTS to do!

and you can respawn

Riko Republic

Unike wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If you had to pick one video game to be trapped in which would you choose and why?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]I'd do something like Terraria, worst case scenario if you die you respawn and there's plenty to do in game[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Minecraft, cuz I could travel as far as I want and never worried about reaching the game's boundary.

Riko Republic, Javonia

Unike wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If you had to pick one video game to be trapped in which would you choose and why?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]I'd do something like Terraria, worst case scenario if you die you respawn and there's plenty to do in game[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

final fantasy 15 bc I wanna go to Insomnia and see Noctis :3

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation, Javonia

Unike wrote:[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]If you had to pick one video game to be trapped in which would you choose and why?[/td][/tr]

[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]I'd do something like Terraria, worst case scenario if you die you respawn and there's plenty to do in game[/spoiler][/td][/tr]

[/table]

Some game like Mario Maker or Geometry Dash because those games are made mostly by the community. There's always stuff to do as long as people are making levels.

Unclearian Ride The Lightning Nation, Javonia

y'all I wanna know what y'all think Abt this

would you read a book where the book itself is a self-conscious and anxious living thing that wants it reader to give it a chance, and at the very end the book is just begging for you to not close it and to just turn it back to page one and read It again

Javonia

Nahuatistan wrote:y'all I wanna know what y'all think Abt this

would you read a book where the book itself is a self-conscious and anxious living thing that wants it reader to give it a chance, and at the very end the book is just begging for you to not close it and to just turn it back to page one and read It again

Not sure if I'd read it honestly

Javonia

I wish that the night wasn't so silent.

when I'm in silence, I think too much.

when there's a song, or a form of comfort, I don't need to think.

so why cant the night sing me a calm song and hold me In its embrace?

(this isn't a vent post or anything involving my mental health I'm just in a mood rn)

Nahuatistan wrote:I wish that the night wasn't so silent.

when I'm in silence, I think too much.

when there's a song, or a form of comfort, I don't need to think.

so why cant the night sing me a calm song and hold me In its embrace?

(this isn't a vent post or anything involving my mental health I'm just in a mood rn)

Doing something you find interesting can always help

[spoiler=New Arrivals]Velhkaiddia Krajowak [/spoiler]

Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!

Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:

[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]

[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!

[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!

Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!

[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!

[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!

[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!

[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]

If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!

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ATTENTION ALL ASTORIA ROLEPLAYERS

Map claim submission for the fantasy RP is now open! So go claim your spots!

Current Map can be found at: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006650

Join Application can be found here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006644

The Moon Increases Speed

Astronomers from around the world have noted the increasing speed of Astoria's moon as it races towards the planet at a speed that will spell impending doom for everyone. Governments around the world continue to urge the citizenry to remain calm but its common knowledge at this point nothing can be done to save the planet. A few brave souls are trying everything they can think of to save humanity but nothing is working. In addition reports of a new disease ravaging unorganized parts of Etheloria and the New World has the Uadi Provincial government on high alert. As this also poses a grave threat to our nation. Nevertheless we will overcome these threats. Uadidasi has stood for thousands of years and no amount of the moon destroying the planet will stand in our way.

Koronic, The United Ariabics, Dionysou

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[table=noheader][tr][td]West_Renard_Valleys[/td][td]New_Ogunquit[/td][td]Viratkohli[/td][td]Caribbean_United_Republic[/td][td]Kingdom_Of_Leningrad[/td][td]Chidi[/td][td]Terra_Aurea_Montes[/td][td]Patikistan[/td][/tr]

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ENDORSE KORONIC

If you've been mentioned in this post, you are in the World Assembly, but are not endorsing the WA Delegate Koronic.

Please endorse Koronic to help regional security.

Everyone who endorses Koronic will be granted membership in the Order of Astraea and knighthood:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

"269 posts"

This is why you ALWAYS pay your internet, folks.

Woopera wrote:"269 posts"

This is why you ALWAYS pay your internet, folks.

Yep!

is here allowed to talk about politics? like that is in the real life, I'm sorry I can't find the rules(

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