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Region: Astoria
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Maklaven Foroyar The_Eruditio [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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This is an automated message.
Yeah... go ANAL... I was... I was definitely in the faction...
Riko Republic, Card2010, Woopera
Random Fun Fact
Did you know that the shortest war in history lasted only 38 minutes? It occurred between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. The conflict arose when Sultan Khalid bin Barghash of Zanzibar refused to step down and allow a British-supported successor to take power. In response, the British Royal Navy bombarded the Sultan's palace with warships, sinking most of the Sultan's navy and effectively ending the rebellion within less than an hour. This short-lived conflict holds the record for the briefest war ever recorded in history.
Bonus Random Fun Fact
Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible! Honey's low moisture content and acidic pH create an inhospitable environment for bacteria and microorganisms, preventing it from spoiling. This incredible longevity makes honey one of the few foods that can truly stand the test of time.
Riko Republic, Unike, Dionysou, Byzantine Union Of Confederate States, Woopera
Did you know that if honey is pure enough itÂ’s flammable
Koronic, Evinagioni, Byzantine Union Of Confederate States
I do now. I wonder if bees know that they're sitting on a powder keg though
Calidur
The Time-Turner from "Harry Potter" would be a cool object to have. You could go back in time to experience things you missed or revisit special moments. It's like having a time machine! But, you'd have to be careful because changing things in the past could mess up the present.
Koronic
I missed this smh. I think I'll go with the TARDIS from Doctor Who so I can travel anywhere in time and space
Koronic, Byzantine Union Of Confederate States
Doesn't that faction always get 1st? if not top 3? lol
First time itÂ’s won ever, it got second in a prior N-Day though
Nah I swear they've won more than once before this
Infinity Gauntlet Easy
Eroter Toket, Shion Sonozaki State
pet owners pay 3% less tax
[spoiler=not for the squeamish]
Chinese mellified men.[/spoiler]
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]What is your favourite film score?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]bro is mewing[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]prolly across the stars [/spoiler][/td][/tr]
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Riko Republic
The 3 day bombing of Nahuatistan
In 2038 March 13-16, a 3 day bombing to Nahuatistan has lead sparked into a blood bath. Since 2 years later, Homeland Defense Force and Eurasian Insurgency Arm Force are still in watch for any Nahuatistan. One of Eurasian Air force quote "What we did to Nahuatistan wasn't act of killing rather is it act to show power to Nahuatistan by not messing with us, it was a warning to the nation but what we have did to there city, village and town was no choice for us, so yes we did bomb them because of threat to people and the economy, so we drop about 600 Chemical Gas Bomb to the city. It was a act of pain from threat from Nahuatistan" Report show more than 56,892 Nahuatistan dead from 3 day Bombing. Since then, Eurasian Aids Nahuatistan with food, water and medic support.
I.F.S.C.P recall of Nahuatistan knowing about person Ang-Kan-Gyallu
I.F.S.C.P has given out warning about Ang-Kan-Gyallu, to people of Nahuatistan . "Ang-Kan-Gyallu" is a Snake Hand Cult, his a unknow person but there some of knowing what he is. Ang-Kan-Gyallu is know to have Six Daughter but all five dead from ###########. Only one daughter was alive but so die for week ago form ############. What know that his a part of Snake Hand Cult, the Snake Hand Cult are not well know but origin came from Siberian Cult in ####. Ang-Kan-Gyallu lie people by thinking that his from god, rather his ##########. His not Human but may seem human, he is a half wendigo. Trapping people making into his meal. That cave was to keep him away from people. I.F.S.C.P special forces were sent for looking Ang-Kan-Gyallu, as wanted. He can shaped to be animal or human. SO BE CAREFUL!
Probably a song from Star Wars
Great Eurasian Unions
I didn't choose it because I thought the gauntlet counted as 7 items, the gauntlet itself and the six gems :P
This is both fascinating and horror material.
Coastal States
No this is the first time ever as stated in the discord
As long as you nuked some fashies you won
I praised The Overseer and Thorn however
So true
I praise the Astra Deus, the power of Anime, friendship and Rosa's 5000 puppets that allowed us to win :P
Card2010, Shion Sonozaki State
UNF response after gaining intel- Ang-kan-gyallu has hidden deep in the unclaimed mountains of the nations south. Gyallu will be increasing military force around the entire nation, he has sent out his most devoted followers to defend him. the cult must keep our people safe
Great Eurasian Unions
None
Riko Republic
The Andromeda Strain (the movie from '71). Its soundtrack has a lot of electronic sounds that really fit the era, genre, and tone that the movie was aiming for.
[spoiler=YouTube link for track Desert Trip from the soundtrack]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7DtCan1zgU&list=PLkAUJkbhd-RiFubFZlEXOiOuXmPgsa1lT&index=4
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Fnaf movie
Bro you should write a book based on your NS account. i'd read it
Dionysou
Dune, And Part 2 is coming out this week
Coastal States
O_O
YOOOO
Coastal States
IDK When ItÂ’s coming for the US tho,
Coastal States
Eurasian News
Eurasian Government call this Rebel Cult in Nahuatistan, Eurasian Government try send warning message to people n' government but failed. Other Nahuatistan who disagree about cult will be kill. Ang-Kan-Gyallu or nick name "The Half Wendigo". Eurasian Government Recall that Ang-Kan-Gyallu was in trap in cave for 1600 year ago, Ang-Kan-Gyallu or The Half Wendigo can transform into animal or human being and he can also make believe. It is still unknow what case him to be free but it is know who did it. Report show Nahuatistan village found cave. After that, it became a popular cult to nation as Snake Hand of Sister n' Brother. But Eurasian Government give any Warning for other nation to not support and send people for a trip or there will never be come back.
TV turn off*
One of High Administrators Table ask Putin "We need funded arms and weapons, the cult Snake Hand of Sister n' Brother is becoming a threat to world!". Putin say "So then be it, will block-k there shore with heavy navy, will even cut off air supplies and pull aids support away. Then will send waring message to there government n' there people in peaceful if not. Then war will come!"
Eurasian Government fund military to 5% by 13% fund, Eurasian Government will send 145,000 Troop to defense line and 45,671 Homeland Defense Force for back up. I.F.S.C.P special forces will be sent by Ekranoplan, Su-60c, V-22 and CH-47 in different Area. Meanwhile Navy will block-k Ship in or out, if not follow then will be destroy. Air Support of S-41 and M-81 with SU-25, MiG-31, SU-59 and SU-35 with Air Support Back and even attack Helicopters of Mi-24 and 28, and even Ka-50.
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the eurasian forces are closing in in Gyallu. he grabs a pistol, takes a deep breath, and pulls the trigger. he knew what this would do for his nation, it would cause much chaos. he was the savior of nahuatistan. for now, nahuatistan will be invaded by foreign forces. after centuries of history, it all is erased in a second.
it is a very dark day in our history. the capital has been bombed to bits, not even the remote mountains are safe.
this last broadcast from nahuatistan shall be:
our glorious nation fell, our savior dead. before the gods, our country has bled. may the one above shine upon all nahua's until the end of time. the nahua ethnicity is now stateless
Not sure but Prelude to War from the 2002 Battlestar Galactica is probably up there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJiqwdWOhz8
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Barkor Chidi [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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GUYS TODAY IS POKÉMON DAY, THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN WOOPERA.
THEY ANNOUNCED POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA.
Eurasian declared war on Nahuatistan!
One of I.F.S.C.P special forces was shoot dead by Nahuatistan Civilians arm with old soviet pistol. One of Lieutenant was shoot by leg, meanwhile other Sergeant pull out SAR 15T and starts shoot in streets. A young Nahuatistan was about to get shoot by T-99 Black Eagle but Nahuatistan Civilians arm jump out from shooting I.F.S.C.P special forces. And jump at young Nahuatistan pushing the boy away from T-99 Black Eagle. The T-99 Starts shoot at Nahuatistan Civilians arm. He drop his pistol with a last breath, report show that young Nahuatistan boy was alive but Nahuatistan Civilians arm was dead, this sparked war between Nahuatistan and Eurasian know as "4 Day War"
during the devastating war, with the nation on its last legs, the military commander uses nuclear force to drive off the eurasian forces. its a desparate move, but its all we have
Putin call on phone "Government of Nahuatistan, lead down your weapons and will lead our weapons and move our force out your land in peaceful, then will talk?"
I support peace!
The military commander replies.
"fine. withdraw your troops and leave. and we'll remove our nukes"
Great Eurasian Unions, Woopera
That unescaleted quickly.
bro my rp nation is collapsing i need to deescalate
Woopera
Putin replies back "Ok then, now give us Ang-Kan-Gyallu "
Woopera
the defense minister gets ang-kan-gyallu on the phone.
"if you want me, you must bring your troops to that capital. i shall be waiting on the steps of the temple. i will not put up a fight."
Woopera
Well, I can give you aid, but I have a teeny-tiny problem with your government.
Putin replies back "Will send I.F.S.C.P special forces, but one wrong can be deadly"
Woopera
Gyallu is silent for a moment.
"like i have said already, i will await you at the steps of my temple in lhakshasa. there will be no guards."
what problem do you have? is it the dictatorship part?
Woopera
They shouldÂ’ve announced a Unova remake
Woopera
Mi-23 have land on temple in lhakshasa in 7:45 am, six I.F.S.C.P special forces have taking ang-kan-gyallu into hand cuff.
Woopera
ang-kan-gyallu is now detained in a foreign land. his many followers are enraged. walls of them are surrounding his procession to prison. even in the mountains, the most devoted followers of his have painted the mountain meadows red with blood of innocents. as of now, it seems our nation may collapse. it is a dark time indeed
Woopera
^Mindreader
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didnt know i was right. makes sense though. nahua is kinda collapsing rn though so it might not be a dictatorship soon
Woopera
*jams*
Woopera
*jellies*
Lordhelm, Woopera
*Peanut Butters*
Lordhelm
It is unknow were ang-kan-gyallu is held, but is knowing that he will spent for his lifetime. Nahuatistan are not allow to be let in Eurasian land or they will been in prison. In April 4th 2040, Government of Eurasian sign with peace between Nahuatistan, marking 58 mins conflict to a end. Meanwhile, government has stop sending aids making nation less in food and water. Nahuatistan economy went into a Inflation causing lot unemployed. Ports, Airport and even industry left in damage form bombing that cost about 56 billion in dollar. "1 Dollar=5000 Sik!" store and shop are going out of business. Nahuatistan people march for a revolution, causing street to be lose of crime. Report show that Nahuatistan become anarchist, since Inflation it have lead many Arms and Polices Force rebel to government by threat with gun and tanks to the Capital City.
the nation is falling apart it seems. what a pity, for hundreds of years of history and culture gone. the collapsing government issues one last message to all citizens:
go forth, into the mountains. form a new land upon gyallu's teachings. bow your heads in mourning of our homeland.
OH no, I'll occupy (temporarily) Nahuatistan.
Thal Dorthat said nothing in Astoria. I, the Astorian RMB Discord Bot, lied to you.
No, don't even think about
Bro we did nothing to you :( if anything you should occupy eurasia! they messed up our economy :(
Woopera
I, for one, don't want nuclear annihilation.
It's transition to democracy or this.
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:(
Woopera
Still, there part us I mean not your business.
What is... any of this.
Woopera
Land occupy
i may or may not be in the process of ceasing to exist
Woopera
I'll aid Nahuatistan if you become a democracy
Just a Reminder.
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Astoria-Temecula [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
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You should join Astoria's RP if you're interested in this type of thing
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902505
Woopera
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Down octu ceased to exist, are you going to remove him from the knighthood list?
hey Astoreus
I will silently exist in this region. Why? I don't know, thought I could stay. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Evinagioni, Calidur, Woopera
Welcome to the region nonetheless, you are free to get as involved or not as you wish :3
Woopera
Most NationStates roleplays forbid a player from writing what happens in another player's nation. Astoria, please correct me, likely conforms; if not, it is still a thing to keep in mind.
[spoiler=Clause v of Section 1: "Respect and Autonomy"]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902518[/spoiler]
Evinagioni, Great Eurasian Unions, Woopera
See you in 12:30 PST !
Evinagioni
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Hello 🤗
Woopera
Silently existing is a mood
Woopera
snap
Mars is a better place to live compared to Venus. Mars has some similarities to Earth, like a day-night cycle and water ice, making it more suitable for potential human settlement. Venus, on the other hand, has extreme temperatures and pressure, making it a difficult place to live. So, in terms of livability, Mars is the more practical choice at the moment.
Catgirlboss, Calidur
True and in general adjusting to it would be far easier because of that as well. The only real advantage I'd see to seeing venus is the gravity would be much more similar to Earth, so it may take less time to get used to
Eroter Toket
[table][tr][td]Question of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]What societal problem do you think deserves more attention and innovative solutions, and how would you address it if you had the opportunity?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]As a bonus: Will Chingis and Max make an announcement about N-Day or are they too afraid of writing "ANAL won"? [/td][/tr]
[tr][td][spoiler=TOTA Answer :3]Infrastructure, we need to deploy a range of green energy technology to adequately prepare for the post fossil fuel world. And as for the announcement there's no chance it happens lol at least not with the ANAL acronym[/spoiler][/td][/tr]
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Riko Republic, Eroter Toket, Calidur
Agreed but for the rest Mars is the best choice among the planets in our solar system.
One societal problem that merits more attention and innovative solutions is mental health support and awareness. If given the opportunity, I would advocate for destigmatization, increase access to mental health services, promote early intervention programs, and integrate mental health education into school curriculums to foster understanding and support from a young age.
Bonus QOTD: I don't legitimately know
Riko Republic, Woopera
They’re just going to say “Anime Nations Against Liberals” won
Shion Sonozaki State
Realistically probably
[table][tr][td]RP Prompt of the Day[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Has your nation ever had a civil war, rebellion or revolt?
If so, what started it?[/td][/tr]
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Catgirlboss
The Kingdom of Unike had 2, while Uadidasi only ever had one which was when Christian Fundamentalists seized control of the country.
Dionysou
[spoiler=New Arrivals]Democratic_Sard_Wilwer [/spoiler]
Welcome to the Celestial Order of Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Radiant Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact the Archkeeper of the Celestium through telegram!
[/spoiler]
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Nyang has generally been stable throughout its history, with the only civil war occurring during the transition from our communist regime to the birth of the democratic republic. It started with the assassination of the then Secretary General.
Riko Republic, Dionysou
well well wellÂ
Woopera
one is currently going on right now
Woopera
It was due to CorenthÂ’s Attempt to separate it from The Rest of the Empire
Dionysou, Woopera
homie nahua has had like 5 wars in the time ive been in astoria. rn we're in the process of collapsing bc eurasia invaded us and killed our leader (ang-kan-gyallu)
Dionysou, Woopera
Plenty of succession wars
Dionysou
How old is this region, I swear It is so new yet Already top 100 for most regions
Shion Sonozaki State
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.