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Nahuatistan wrote:My fellow americans ( or whatever else you are)

THE LORD HATH RETURNED

I STILL HAVE ISSUES BUT IM GONNA GET BACK ON NS HAHAHAHAHA

Evinagioni

Nahuatistan wrote:My fellow americans ( or whatever else you are)

THE LORD HATH RETURNED

Welcome back! A World War is beginning in Astoria soon lol

Olivio

Unike wrote:Welcome back! A World War is beginning in Astoria soon lol

ok what. im gone one day and a F**king world war is beginning?!

Unike

Nahuatistan wrote:ok what. im gone one day and a F**king world war is beginning?!

Olivio to our north and Tazarskia to our East are both going to war against Nova Roma and some others in the West

Olivio

Unike wrote:Olivio to our north and Tazarskia to our East are both going to war against Nova Roma and some others in the West

oh dang, its getting crazy here

Unike, Evinagioni

Tazarskia wrote:You mean a baby?

I mean, babies are cute yes but I mean an adult-shaped 30cm tall human

that would be funny

Unike, Dairyc

Unike wrote:Olivio to our north and Tazarskia to our East are both going to war against Nova Roma and some others in the West

oh dang, its getting crazy here

Unike

Post self-deleted by Olivio.

Olivio wrote:Snip

Grabs Popcorn

Evinagioni, Olivio, Tazarskia

Maritime Environmental Protections Treaty

After some negotiations and meetings, the Maritime Environmental Protections Treaty was signed in Hennepin, Olivio.

[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951521[/spoiler]

Unike Tazarskia Sateru New Shadow Imperium

Unike, Sateru, Tazarskia

Olivio wrote:Maritime Environmental Protections Treaty

After some negotiations and meetings, the Maritime Environmental Protections Treaty was signed in Hennepin, Olivio.

[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951521[/spoiler]

Unike Tazarskia Sateru New Shadow Imperium

Seagulls are finally protected!

Olivio, Tazarskia

Murskat wrote:I am confused

About what?

Sateru wrote:good

Now I AM confused 🤔

Evinagioni wrote:Now I AM confused 🤔

koro told me to post good

Evinagioni

Sateru wrote:koro told me to post good

You don't have to do everything Koro tells you to

Olivio wrote:DECLARATION OF WAR

Speaker of Congress Thomas Anderson held an emergency session of the Senate today, and President Olson proposed a declaration of war against the Roman Triumvirate to support our Tazarskian allies. The proposal passed the Senate floor with 104 votes in favor and 86 against. Olivio has put the forces in the Shadow Imperium on high alert and has ordered them to be ready for deployment. The Olivian Armed Forces are arming and preparing to become fully battle-ready and for deployment. Olivio stands ready for war but will make no moves until the go-ahead from the Tazarskian government.

Omnicontrol Tazarskia

uwu

Unike wrote:About what?

Astoria seems "crazy" as described by Nahuatistan

Evinagioni wrote:You don't have to do everything Koro tells you to

its for my expansion application

Evinagioni wrote:You don't have to do everything Koro tells you to

lies

Unike

Murskat wrote:Astoria seems "crazy" as described by Nahuatistan

Nah we're chill only slightly crazy :P

Olivio wrote:DECLARATION OF WAR

Speaker of Congress Thomas Anderson held an emergency session of the Senate today, and President Olson proposed a declaration of war against the Roman Triumvirate to support our Tazarskian allies. The proposal passed the Senate floor with 104 votes in favor and 86 against. Olivio has put the forces in the Shadow Imperium on high alert and has ordered them to be ready for deployment. The Olivian Armed Forces are arming and preparing to become fully battle-ready and for deployment. Olivio stands ready for war but will make no moves until the go-ahead from the Tazarskian government.

Omnicontrol Tazarskia

that is voided until Omnicontrol gets a military dispatch

:3

Omnicontrol

There simply isn't enough bad blood between nations, I can't imagine getting dragged in, definitely not, totally.

New Shadow Imperium wrote:None :)

Not even the Thirteen Colonies Continental Administration? Aw, that's too bad.

Unike, Olivio, Compagne

BRANDEN ACCORDS

Olivio and Hanberg officials met in the city of Branden to discuss integration between the countries militaries. After some negotiations, the final draft has been proposed to both countries. The congress of Olivio passed the accords, now President Olson awaits for final confirmation from the Hansbergian government so that she and the Hansberg leader can add their signatures to the accords together and pass it fully into law.

[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1952968[/spoiler]

Evinagioni

Unike, Evinagioni, Easterndeutschland

no way, now there are more continents on the map

Olivio, Easterndeutschland

did you know that N. Korea's actual name is The Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Romania's name is just Romania

Easterndeutschland

Koronic wrote:that is voided until Omnicontrol gets a military dispatch

:3

And until Omnicontrol wants to go to war AND does anything to hurt Tazarskia, with that casus belli.

Skibidi Toilet🤑🤑🤑🤑

Omnicontrol, Dazilirux, Easterndeutschland

Hello! I just got discharged from the hospital!

However, I had to sit in a wheelchair for quite a long time, my legs were actually paralyzed after that car accident.

Unike, Omnicontrol, Catgirlboss, Olivio, Norinsk, Easterndeutschland

Omnicontrol wrote:And until Omnicontrol wants to go to war AND does anything to hurt Tazarskia, with that casus belli.

speaking of Tazarskia i haven't seen it for like 1 year or something

Catgirlboss, Easterndeutschland

Olivio wrote:BRANDEN ACCORDS

Olivio and Hanberg officials met in the city of Branden to discuss integration between the countries militaries. After some negotiations, the final draft has been proposed to both countries. The congress of Olivio passed the accords, now President Olson awaits for final confirmation from the Hansbergian government so that she and the Hansberg leader can add their signatures to the accords together and pass it fully into law.

[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1952968[/spoiler]

Evinagioni

Today, Prince Hanz Ferdinand von Auzen III of Hansberg signed the Branden Accords. With this act the Hansberge armed force will be fully integrated with Olivio's. Hansberg will provide Olivio with armory (tanks above all). We believe this move, will sacrificing our sovereignity, will ensure Hansberg's survival in an increasingly unstable world.

Catgirlboss, Olivio, Easterndeutschland

Oh godÂ

Easterndeutschland

I can confidently say, I will not be involved in this chaos unless I can spread the name of communism.

Unike

Neo-German wrote:Hello! I just got discharged from the hospital!

However, I had to sit in a wheelchair for quite a long time, my legs were actually paralyzed after that car accident.

Aw man :( Stay strong mein freund!

Unike

Post self-deleted by Sateru.

Project Gulfos

October, 2030. Nova Roma.

[pre]

____ ____ ___ ______ _______

/ ___|| _ \_ _|/ / ___| ____\ \

\___ \| |_) | || | | | _| | |

___) | __/| || | |___| |___ | |

|____/|_| |___| |\____|_____|| |

\_\ /_/

------------------------------------------------------------------

include "cell";

let Main(function) {

cell.connect("Gulfos" + [number]) {

password = [password.md5];

mode = 5g;

}

onConnect {

open("console.app");

exit();

}

onFail {

retry();

}

}

call(Main);

[/pre]

"I've got it, sir."

"You've got what, exactly?" asked Aithbitt.

"The connect code. You can distribute it to whoever you want, everything is encrypted." replied the engineer.

"And this..." inquired Ajax, "This is supposed to connect me to the fighters, and launch the remote control console, no?"

"Exactly. We can remote control our soldiers, and basically anything with a brain complicated enough to shoot at things."

"Amazing. Very good, sir."

Sultanate Of Turkey

Sateru wrote:and still, omni is not on the RP, Reunited Rome is

i said to change my nation roughly a month ago

Omnicontrol wrote:i said to change my nation roughly a month ago

i tried to cuss you but NS won't let me

Sateru wrote:i tried to cuss you but NS won't let me

sat moment

Olivio

Sateru wrote:uwu

Ayo?🤨 is bro one of us?

Catgirlboss, 7-Sided

Garvija wrote:Skibidi Toilet🤑🤑🤑🤑

with every single fibre of my being telling me to be nice, i am here to tell you that the statment you just made is so disgraceful to humanity that i am contemplating causing a nuclear war, just so i can forget i had to read that, the fact my eyes had to tell my brain to read that is the greatest attrocity commited in history, i am wishing i didnt have eyes, and want to tear them out of my skull.

Furecia, Olivio

Traditional music of Nahuatistan

In Nahuati tradtional music, we use a scale system unlike that of western instruments, with our instruments, they are diatonically fretted, meaning that if you are in a certain tuning, you can only play in one scale.

the national instrument is the "Dul'ma" and is simialr to a mountain dulcimer, but is played in a different style.

some of the most well known folk tunes in our country are:

N'kata, Dul'ma shekle

Dibe Nak'ta

Fellak udun

if you want to learn this musical style, send me a telegram

Olivio

Omnicontrol wrote:...We can remote control our soldiers...

didn't we talk about this? I'm pretty sure you compared it to neuralink

let me actually quote myself here, "No remote controlling, other than that it's fine"

Koronic wrote:didn't we talk about this? I'm pretty sure you compared it to neuralink

let me actually quote myself here, "No remote controlling, other than that it's fine"

in case he tries quoting me

below is a discord chat

Omnicontrol wrote:also legality check

neuralink with 5G, GPS, and AI

in 2030

legal?

Sateru wrote:I'll allow it but using it in war would be considered an atrocity

you gave your soldiers GPS, not the ability to remote control your soldiers

I MISSED 47 POSTS WHAT-

Nahuatistan wrote:with every single fibre of my being telling me to be nice, i am here to tell you that the statment you just made is so disgraceful to humanity that i am contemplating causing a nuclear war, just so i can forget i had to read that, the fact my eyes had to tell my brain to read that is the greatest attrocity commited in history, i am wishing i didnt have eyes, and want to tear them out of my skull.

personally

I agree

I techinacally have a lot of eyes so im unfortunate

Garvija wrote:Skibidi Toilet🤑🤑🤑🤑

you sir need to leave

7-Sided wrote:I MISSED 47 POSTS WHAT-

Average day on nationstates

Nahuatistan wrote:with every single fibre of my being telling me to be nice, i am here to tell you that the statment you just made is so disgraceful to humanity that i am contemplating causing a nuclear war, just so i can forget i had to read that, the fact my eyes had to tell my brain to read that is the greatest attrocity commited in history, i am wishing i didnt have eyes, and want to tear them out of my skull.

Déjà vu, hypocrite!

Garvija wrote:Skibidi Toilet🤑🤑🤑🤑

I agree 💯. Skibidi toilet.

7-Sided wrote:you sir need to leave

Memes must stay

November 2023 Election: Voting

Voting for the November 2023 election is now officially open.

All citizens can vote by logging into their forum account and following the instructions in this thread (only visible to citizens): https://astorians.boards.net/thread/51/november-2023-election-voting

If you are not yet a citizen you are still in time to register and vote. Just post your citizenship application here: https://astorians.boards.net/thread/10/citizenship-applications

Dazilirux wrote:I agree 💯. Skibidi toilet.Memes must stay

Skibidi toilet is the most foul thing my eyes had to witness and its all because of Garvija. This dude needs to leave for this atrocity he said.

7-Sided wrote:Skibidi toilet is the most foul thing my eyes had to witness and its all because of Garvija. This dude needs to leave for this atrocity he said.

No they don't and you don't get to tell others to leave just for posting a reference to a meme you don't like.

Dairyc

Catgirlboss wrote:No they don't and you don't get to tell others to leave just for posting a reference to a meme you don't like.

From what i can tell, i think he said it to set off some people's annoyance.

And no, i dont like skibidi toilet either.

Its really annoying.

Catgirlboss wrote:No they don't and you don't get to tell others to leave just for posting a reference to a meme you don't like.

Yo i didnt mean for him to Litterally leave.

Nation Watcher wrote:I just found out that fsr i can see suppressed posts and idk why

It's normal, regional officers can suppress posts but cannot delete them, only hide them from view. Posts can be deleted only by their authors and by the game mods.

Dazilirux wrote:I agree 💯. Skibidi toilet.Memes must stay
this should not be allowed

I love how this RMB goes from being dejected about the price of fursuits to lighting torches against what is most likely a minor annoyance meant to raise hackles.

Evinagioni, Olivio, Nahuatistan

Fun fact: The Turks call the turkey an “American bird.

Omnicontrol wrote:Project Gulfos

October, 2030. Nova Roma.

[pre]

____ ____ ___ ______ _______

/ ___|| _ \_ _|/ / ___| ____\ \

\___ \| |_) | || | | | _| | |

___) | __/| || | |___| |___ | |

|____/|_| |___| |\____|_____|| |

\_\ /_/

------------------------------------------------------------------

include "cell";

let Main(function) {

cell.connect("Gulfos" + [number]) {

password = [password.md5];

mode = 5g;

}

onConnect {

open("console.app");

exit();

}

onFail {

retry();

}

}

call(Main);

[/pre]

"I've got it, sir."

"You've got what, exactly?" asked Aithbitt.

"The connect code. You can distribute it to whoever you want, everything is encrypted." replied the engineer.

"And this..." inquired Ajax, "This is supposed to connect me to the fighters, and launch the remote control console, no?"

"Exactly. We can remote control our soldiers, and basically anything with a brain complicated enough to shoot at things."

"Amazing. Very good, sir."

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()

{

int world = 100;

int Norinsk = 0

while(world>Norinsk){

world= world -1;

Norinsk++;

}

return 0;

//Norinsk explained in C++

}

i should make a anthem for Norinsk, does anyone know how to make one without having to lose all your brain cells (as you can tell, I'm not good at music)

Evinagioni wrote:Fun fact: The Turks call the turkey an “American bird.

If that has anything to do with Turkie's name, well they changed it to "Turkie" I think you know why

Evinagioni

Dazilirux wrote:I agree 💯. Skibidi toilet.Memes must stay

This is very true

Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool wrote:From what i can tell, i think he said it to set off some people's annoyance.

And no, i dont like skibidi toilet either.

Its really annoying.

i side with The Lamb

Y'all, i wanna make an instrument that combines the banjo, Theorbo, and cello,

the concept is basically, you have a banjo head, a bridge that is rounded so you can bow individual strings, 10 main melody strings that are fretted, and 4 bass strings that ring out as drones. the neck would be like a theorbo's, ( look it up) and you could also pluck it.

if anyone is a luthier and can make this, i will be so happy

Norinsk wrote:i should make a anthem for Norinsk, does anyone know how to make one without having to lose all your brain cells (as you can tell, I'm not good at music)

I've heard of websites like that but I'm not particularly familiar with any of them, I'd just search around a little.

Nahuatistan wrote:Snip

Interesting concept

Unike wrote:I've heard of websites like that but I'm not particularly familiar with any of them, I'd just search around a little.

Interesting concept

i want to make it, i dont know how tho, my furry brain can only think of femboys and stuff like that ):

Evinagioni, United In Majesty, Norinsk

hey, im wondering if Evinagioni is a furry

Evinagioni, United In Majesty

Nahuatistan wrote:hey, im wondering if Evinagioni is a furry

I'm a catboy that's for sure :>

Unike, 7-Sided

Nahuatistan wrote:i want to make it, i dont know how tho, my furry brain can only think of femboys and stuff like that ):

Well I can't say I know how to either lol

hey, im wondering if Evinagioni is a furry

Evinagioni wrote:I'm a catboy that's for sure :>

close enough

Nahuatistan wrote:hey, im wondering if Evinagioni is a furryclose enough

How's stuff going with the Nahuati rebels?

Unike wrote:How's stuff going with the Nahuati rebels?

better, most of them are getting expeled from the country

Unike

NEWS

with the Rebels being expelled from nahuatistan, and the economic situation being better after the taekover, some think that the regime was better for nahuatisatn and should be einstanted.

the leader of the group is still the leader, but is fallen ill and may pass is duties on to his brother, who is the most powerful warlord in the country.

Unike

feeling cute rn, might cause a civil war later or smth

- the entirety of africa

Furecia

I swear if i hear ONE MORE BOMB EXPLODE- *BOOM*

I fricking called it.

The dice council won't be so pleased.

7-Sided wrote:I fricking called it.

The dice council won't be so pleased.

what the frick is a dice council

7-Sided

Post self-deleted by Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool.

Nahuatistan wrote:what the frick is a dice council

eh, just where i punish evil dice

me and my bros dont use it often, tho

instead we play chess

like civilized ppl

*Dice puts on tophat that falls over*

7-Sided wrote:eh, just where i punish evil dice

me and my bros dont use it often, tho

nice. in my country we have the gulag

i know that place.

7-Sided wrote:i know that place.

so do i

Furecia

i want on vacation there

and didnt die [pun intended] its quite dice if i say so myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

im sorry that was bad- XD

7-Sided wrote:i want on vacation there

and didnt die [pun intended] its quite dice if i say so myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dang bro, thats so funny you go the whole reigon laughing.

all jokes aside thats kinda funny

Furecia, Cult Of Da Lamb Is Cool

i dont get dice-pun oppertunities often

so i saw my chance

AND SNATCHED IT

*rolls around like a dice*

*jumps into a top hat*

hoppity hops Hey Astoriabros

Rosacorp wrote:hoppity hops Hey Astoriabros

Hi

Rosacorp wrote:hoppity hops Hey Astoriabros

How's it going?

Thank you for endorsing the delegate, Axian, Umyadd Caliphate and Cornwalesia!

You've been rewarded with the Order of Astrea membership for contributing to regional security! Members of the Order are given the rank of "Knight" or "Lady" and are considered a part of Astoria's nobility. They may prefix "Sir" or "Lady" to their names.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902529

Unike

*bounces out of top-hat and rolls around*

Evinagioni

hello, i'm new AND awesome (true fact)

Evinagioni, 7-Sided

The Sheriffate wrote:hello, i'm new AND awesome (true fact)

Welcome to Astoria, new AND awesome nation!

The Sheriffate

The Sheriffate wrote:hello, i'm new AND awesome (true fact)

Imma look at wikipedia to certify this

Certified you are infact awesome

The Sheriffate

The Sheriffate wrote:hello, i'm new AND awesome (true fact)

Welcome to Astoria!

The Sheriffate

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