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Region: Astoria
4,500,000 ( at this point im gonna end up spending my entire GDP on this lol)
I dont drink milk, I eat yogurt and cheese ect. but i dont drink milk. I think it tastes too sweet (and it also makes my belly bubble.
Unike
$6,000,000 Bro im half to a trillion in GDP i can win this
10,000,000
$20,000,000
100,000,000
$400,000,000
1,000,000,000
10,000,000,000
Also when does the auction end? it was supposed to end 2 hours ago.
idk. all i know is that i need that battleship.
Well then show me what you can do. *bounces around in boxing ring*
buddy. most of my citizens are veterans. i will beat you into the stone age
I will beat you into the Pleistocene.
ill beat you into the big bang. dont try me ill nuke you into the last eon
my gdp is in the trillions get on my level *8 trillion
Have you seen we have Borrowed Russia's Tsar bomba?
bro i have antimatter bombs you cannot be talking rn
well you wont be talking when i drop them bombs
buddy my capital is a flying fortress that can resist a point blank nuke. you really think you can beat me?
My GDP is 2.1 Quadrillion
dang it.
we are at an auction not at a war. But if we ever fight, remember tsar bomba
fair enough. wanna form a union? ill give you military and economic aid, and you just have to pay a small fee every two years ( 100,000 dollars)
Sure. Just call it the Astorian Union.
astoian union sounds like a bad name, how about the USSN? ( united socialist states of Nahuatistan) ( like the USSR but it wont collapse.)
Ok.
alright, ill send koro a telegram and tell to adjust my map claim
I changed from commonwealth to Peoples republic because im not british.
Also because communism :D
yay! :D comrade!
Did you guys know i am left handed, and allergic to peanuts?
neat! i have ADD and allergic to cat shed!
Maybe tbh :/
Hold my spatula
Wait i already have ppls republic, so what does this mean?
How do i become communist in this game?
you join the USSN
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Wait so do i have to have a spot on the map for that?
you kinda have to be a part of the union, so far its brand new, but yes, you will need to be on the map as a province of the USSN
Aw dang :/
I cant use WA here cus im using it for piling :I
Remember claims of expansion have to be approved by the Cartographer to have them be RP canon at least
You can also formally join the Astorian RP if youre a citizen too
Oh
Good thing ive done that already :>
So, how do i apply for the ARP?
i sent koro a telgeram for approval earlier
YES I AM
Unike
Normally you'd apply here but I'd wait a couple days as Koronic is a bit busy at the moment
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1902505
Alright, I'm going to be busy for a while too, so good to note. I'll get everything ready tho for when i can apply.
Epic I look forward to seeing you in the RP eventually!
I'm reading the rules and stuff rn too, ill have to learn what some things mean, or how im supposed to do them, but ill do that later.
In general we're pretty beginner friendly so you'll be alright, but if you have any questions be sure to ask!
Alright!
I might have a lot of questions, too.
Plus, i might not do as many RP stuff as yall until I can figure things out and learn everything, and etc.
heya
Heya Sateru!
Sorry Just saw It now
The king abdicated
Catgirlboss
Hai Sateru!
That's perfectly fine :p
7-Sided
Héi!
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Esteban Juan López is dead
Today, Interim President Esteban Juan López was stopped and robbed by five unknown assailants, who dealt 5 gunshots to his back, 2 to his chest, and 1 to his head. He was pronounced dead shortly after in the Hoćpital Univerćitario de Port Royal. Special elections will be held to elect a new head of state.
Girtaltor
The Uadi government expresses our concern over the situation in Poporo and wishes the late President's family well wishes. We hope to see the assailants brought to justice swiftly
Omnicontrol
Just applied now thank you for that
For citizenship or the RP?
Citizenship
Epic, we're glad to have you!
Yesterdays polll was fire so cool to see all the windows users here
Truuueeee, are you a fellow windows 1 user? Because I forgot who is, but theres at least three of us
Hello comrades!
Heyo Lambert
Privet, Unike!
[Hello,]
Hello comrade. We are both peoples republic
I see that.
yes this laptop is windows 10 i do have another pc that is windows 11
we are *all* peoples republic. we are parts of the USSN
I just exist. One nation. A nation ruled my me, the Dice themselves.
Wait, Im getting conflicting messages, is your laptop windows 10, or windows 1
hi all
Welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
vadenia in 1965 https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vadenia/detail=factbook/id=1969338
Heyo Vadenia how are you doing today?
The United Ariabics: I will bid $10,500,000,000 (10.5 billion), and if the auction has finished, I have a large budget anyway, and I'll buy it off whomever actually got it. ICly, I could technically spend 18 billion, but OOCly, 4 trillion.
Sorry for the delay, I was busy, anyway the winner is... well, Idk so i'll make battleships for Mungaermen and Dairyc
Dairyc
I will host a new auction in the new year. Happy Holidays :)
Dairyc
Happy holidays, comrade.
Frogish
Astoria Soccer Association and ANAL
New Shadow Imperium wins the second edition of the Astoria Nations Apex League! It was a thrilling contest and the largest season of ANAL yet with 14 different teams hosted in Poporo and Dokiru, Koronic. If anyone would like to participate in ANAL Season 3 let Unike know. However, Sateru's World Cup event as a part of Christmastoria will be concurring first.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=unike/detail=factbook/id=1955306
Frogish
whoever decided to use that acronym im firing you
Unike, Dairyc, 7-Sided
:3
Gosh dang it Koro :3
Koronic
Exactly what i was thinking except I was like: "Uhhhh, who's gonna tell him?"
Hey! Psst! It's me, an elf! Something tells me that you should check your telegrams for... an invitation? I think you should come with me!
It's been named that for awhile :p
Join us on discord to find out more!
https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX
*Curious dice follows Sateru*
Aww man :/
We'll have some events in the RMB too, even though the majority will be on the discord
I'll still be posting Holiday themed QOTDs on the RMB as well :3
Oh ok :)
good
Unike
Hello :D
Hello and welcome to Astoria!
Click on the button below to get some information on how to get started in our region:
[spoiler=HOW TO GET STARTED]
[list][*]First of all you should read our guide (if you haven't) because it contains all the essential info about our region and will be a lot of help to you!
[*]We encourage you to endorse our delegate Koronic!
Not only this helps making the region more powerful and secure, it will also grant you membership in the knightly Order of Astraea!
[*]You should join our regional forum at astorians.boards.net and apply for citizenship which will allow you to legislate, vote, run in elections and even get a position in our government!
[*]If you are interested in worldbuilding and developing your nation, you should definitely join our roleplay and claim land on our map!
[*]We also highly encourage you to join the Astorian Royal Cavalry and go on raids with your region mates!
[*]Finally we invite you join our Discord server to better engage with our community. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/DZkKXwCkUX[/list]
If you still have questions, do not hesitate to contact our Prime Minister through telegram!
[/spoiler]
Privet, comrade.
[Hello,]
Holiday: Question of the Day
What are you looking forward to during this Holiday Season?
Question of the Day
Who in the Astorian government has the worst sleep schedule?
Rosartemis
Running the events!
a l l - o f - u s.
Unike
1:food
2:me, goodnight
Unike
Sleeping in :')
It's a showdown between everyone in the Council of Ministers except Sama and Omni lmao
Unike
chocolate cake 🍫 🍰
also, the headset I'll get as a birthday present :3
Unike ofc ofc
Unike
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