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Region: Brebina
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nuh huh
what is a nerd?
Nerd
/nərd/
noun
1.
a person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest:
"the executive is an unabashed film nerd"
2.
an unfashionable person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious:
derogatory
"I was not the sporty type, I was a bookish nerd"
verb
1.
engage in or discuss a technical field obsessively or with great attention to detail:
"his engineering background means he tends to nerd out a bit on the numbers"
yuh huh
thats you.
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nuh huh
Keltionialang
what's me?
Me
/mē/
pronoun
1.
used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition:
"do you understand me?"
2.
used in exclamations:
informal
"dear me!"
The Federation of Gorutimania is a huge, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 480 million Goruti are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhanyega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.
The all-consuming Goruti economy, worth 48.1 trillion ereks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,250 ereks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 489,991 per year while the poor average 11,783, a ratio of 41.6 to 1.
The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and increasing numbers of children in Gorutimania have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorutimania's national animal is the elephant.
Gorutimania is ranked 48,677th in the world and 6th in Brebina for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,250.6 Standard Monetary Units.
Hey that was my plan I put in my campaign dispatch
Ill be taking care of that IF I even get elected
real
"enslaved workforce"
u poor hehehaha
bbbbbababbbababbbbbababb
The League.
I only have a 94.1 percent tax rate :D
Stranarei
The Feline Federation of Salad Catia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.652 billion Salad Catians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saladia. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Salad Catian economy, worth 409 trillion Memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,297 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salad Catia's national animal is the Salad Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is nonexistent.
The League Jumpscare.
The Dominion of Fortilla in Brebina is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9 million Fortilla in Brebinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The weak Fortilla in Brebinan economy, worth 231 billion Skibidi toilets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 25,730 Skibidi toilets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortilla in Brebina's national animal is the Russian grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fortilla in Brebina is ranked 264,779th in the world and 251st in Brebina for Highest Average Incomes, with 25,730.28 Standard Monetary Units.
buy my tanks
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=salad_catia/detail=factbook/id=1932227
if you want one I will tell you the unit cost and we can make a deal
all purchases will be listed in a factbook dedicated to arms export history
it is up to you if you want to record this in your own factbook as well
[spoiler=ping]
[/spoiler]
this is actually my main nation:
Fortilla (people sometimes call me Tortilla)
The Intersting Looking Place of Fortilla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The person who controls this nation with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 3.28 billion Fortillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croydon. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fortillian economy, worth 456 trillion zenits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,267 zenits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and political cartoons depicting The person who controls this nation's face on an animal's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortilla's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
the league jumpscare
now people will never know what i said >:)
rah
wdym?
nuh huh
BUY MY TANKS >:(
said something then i edit it rah rah >:)
tank stronk
what did u say?
did it again >:)
la liga salta
incorrect. please try again. 0/100
yuh huh
do you have a sister
what? no. why?
nvm
why? lol
why tho lmao
its a joke
its a joke
what are u saying on ur posts that u edit everytime lol
about what?
Life. Since your sister doesn't exist, so does life.
sandwich
I don't get it. :(
hmm whats ur favorite type of ssandiwh?tuna, normal, etc?
As in you never get a life.
Normal.
ok? and what would the joke have been if I did have a sister?
real
?
sandwich
Post self-deleted by Gorutimania.
There would have no joke.
where was this from lmao
oh
I made it myself.
hold on...
Flamebaiting: Posts that are made with the aim of angering someone indirectly. Not outright flame, but still liable to bring angry replies. Flame baiting is a far more subtle and covert action; it is an underhanded tactic that is designed to provoke a response from another player. It's in the same context of trolling but with flamebaiting it's just the one person. Also included under flamebaiting is malicious quote editing, changing the contents of a quoted post without showing the original text, either through color changes or strike-out.
I made it as a joke. I'll delete it.
Hello Brebina, its voting time! Please send me your votes in the format below, I will record the results and announce the winners in 2 days (48 hours)
For President-
Gorutimania [CPF]
Hermitius [I]
Vote:
For Minister of the Interior-
Salad Catia [I]
Democratic vorsialiono [I]
Vote:
For Minister of Foreign Affairs-
Ventura Nation [CPF]
Soviolisis [I]
Keltionialang [I]
The Krieg Army [I]
Vote:
For Minister of Culture-
Stranarei [I]
Lugarvatn [I]
Vote:
My mum took devices away for one hour and 100 new posts?
Not fair
Post self-deleted by Stranarei.
1. are u british since u said mum?
2. porque?
real
Stranarei
She's Australian.
real
GUYS ITS 17 DEGREES WHERE I LIVE
edit: 15 NOW D:
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
fahrenheit
that's not that bad
oh nvm then lol
Holup
real
New Zealand.
Stranarei
good news!
its -37 degrees (farenheit) in a random city in russia
Runaway by Kanye West.
sounds unironically nice, tbh
good news, I finally finished one of my WIP factbooks :D
Stranarei
Runaway by Kanye West.
yea
its like 10 degrees at night when i sleep. i sleep with my ac on lol
so yea my room is a paradise lmao
what is a Kanye West?
10 degrees??? where do you live???
Stranarei
Somebody with um political views
try to guess
(u gte 3 chances)
I know
Kanye West is the god of Kanyeism, a religion based around Kanye West and his excellent musical abilities.
Keltionialang
North Dakota?
its not in USA
(2 more chances)
Alaska.
Hell?
L political views, but W music.
no
(1 more chance)
no
(2 more chances)
Finland.
correct
Liberia?
you saw nothing
Finland?
Stranarei
Tbh, I've never listened
Gorutimania guessed it already lol
Ok, elections have been closed, and I will announce our officers, who shall take office whenever Gorutimania appoints them technically but officially in 2 hours
President: Gorutimania
Minister of the Interior: Salad Catia
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Keltionialang
Minister of Culture: Stranarei
Congratulations to our new executive branch! Speaker campaigns will begin tomorrow as well as the appointment of Chief Justice and Election Commissioner.
Salad Catia, Stranarei
I posted after him :(
LETSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranarei
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