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Region: Brebina
he has 5 ok bye
Huh
In real life, 0, my leader in this country has 893948982938 stolen puppies
who even are you???
u don't know who Gorutimania!?!?!?, and if yr talking about me, I helped you fight hermitius when he was posting dumb stuff in the RMB
Fortilla
Post by Fortilla suppressed by Keltionialang.
hes a random 5 year old transgender person lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
yeah i thought so
wait a minute i can suppress this
yo chill
Oh
it's really fun to linkhit people tbh
yea
Keltionialang
Fortilla, wat happened to the American Flag?
Real truth can't be found (by humans, anyway)
A truly just world cannot be (by humans)
In our hearts, we are all acting out of nothing but selfishness.
Why, then, do we attempt to work towards these goals? They are impossible to reach
Y u asking me?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justinian_I
he is the love of my life
its an american flag if gravity exsisted
Lmao
If you ever have a kid you're going to call them Justin/Justine
No I am going to name them
Petrus Sabbatius Iustinianus
Stranarei
Is it like how Gorutimania is in love with Kanye West?
Yes but I love Petrus Sabbatius Iustinianus more than he loves Kanye
I didn't know that was possible lmao
i live for him tbh
Makes sense, I live for my girlfriend, still didn't think it was possible for anyone to love Kanye West more than Gorutimania though
no i mean if he told me to drown myself through divine revelation i would do it without questioning, i WILL literally do anything for him
Bad wording, I meant i didn't think it was possible for anyone to love someone more than he loves Kanye West
You believe in Byzantine stuff?
no i just think he's cute
das crazy
is cuz of video series that made me interested in him in the first place, I've begun watching all 12 episodes of it yearly, soon it will be monthly
Post self-deleted by Crime Or Die.
based
Keltionialang
Dang, y u simping?
they drew the hair cute
Dude's from 1,500 years ago
that makes him cuter, he could definitely dominate me, which is hot.
also, even just his reconquests were glorious.
So u think u gonna be able to date some guy from the 6th century?
i know i can't but he's so cute
If my girlfriend was from 1,500 years ago though, I would be simping still tbh
also he had a wife, and he probably wasn't gay :/
I ain't dogging on u, I just think it's funny, maybe u can find some guy who looks like him lol
Well, it was 6th century, so I think he would have been killed if he was.
if the guy can hire some of the best administrators known to man, help pen the legal code that many legal systems are based on today, reconquer italy, carthage, numidia, hispania, illyria, and gibraltar strait, survive the plague, among other things, yes.
i think he was too cute to be killed
People back then don't care
yeah but there's also this
His reign was marked by the ambitious but only partly realized renovatio imperii, or "restoration of the Empire".[5] This ambition was expressed by the partial recovery of the territories of the defunct Western Roman Empire.[6] His general, Belisarius, swiftly conquered the Vandal Kingdom in North Africa. Subsequently, Belisarius, Narses, and other generals conquered the Ostrogothic kingdom, restoring Dalmatia, Sicily, Italy, and Rome to the empire after more than half a century of rule by the Ostrogoths. The praetorian prefect Liberius reclaimed the south of the Iberian Peninsula, establishing the province of Spania. These campaigns re-established Roman control over the western Mediterranean, increasing the Empire's annual revenue by over a million solidi.[7] During his reign, Justinian also subdued the Tzani, a people on the east coast of the Black Sea that had never been under Roman rule before.[8] He engaged the Sasanian Empire in the east during Kavad I's reign, and later again during Khosrow I's reign; this second conflict was partially initiated due to his ambitions in the west.
A still more resonant aspect of his legacy was the uniform rewriting of Roman law, the Corpus Juris Civilis, which is still the basis of civil law in many modern states.[9] His reign also marked a blossoming of Eastern Roman (Byzantine) culture, and his building program yielded works such as the Hagia Sophia.
hi
That's gonna be hard to find
where u been?
he was also the emperor
i was watching tiktok i accidently closed ntionstates lol
i am going to find his long-lost body and bring him back from the dead
They still probably would kill him anyways
lol
he could've hid it as well, also wasn't there some sort of trans emperor or something?
Go for it, just tell him to stay away from Italy okay, my girlfriend is from there
but that's his whole thing, Renovatio Imperii
Stranarei
Probably, I'm sure he could've, but still would doubt he would want to be with u, after all you said he had a wife, but maybe if you brung him back from the dead, he'd love you for it, so go do that lol
Post by Fortilla suppressed by Democratic Vorsialiono.
Then don't revive him for his own good, Ima kill him if he goes anywhere near her so tell him that for his own good
Yeah, good luck telling a Roman emperor to stay away from Italy
yeah that's the plan, plus Theodora was long dead by the time he died, even if he never married again.
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I don't think any of us could win a fight against a Roman Emperor
Stranarei
Fine, just tell him to be nice to her k
When I get my hands on a time machine, Ill bring Justinian to the modern age
Also if the Secret Histories or whatever they were called were right, he's literally a demon
I sure would like to try, I've got all of the people in my nation to throw at them, because I can pay them to be in the military, so they wouldn't steal, and I could keep my girlfriend safe
wouldn't he die from modern disease?
Bro, Jesus got me covered
Yeah but what if I also brought back the tax dude, his pagan legal guy, Belisarius my beloved, and his other fellas
Just give him antibiotics lol
mfer he could take his head off in those he will absolutely annihilate you
Jesus got me covered
oh yeah
Yeah, sure. But the thing is, the time machine will probably be one-way only, so its either that or youre stuck in the 6th century forever.
Okay chill bro, I'm just letting u know to stay away from Venice okay, you can have the rest of Italy, just leave Venice alone
i would rather be with him in the 6th century then make him die from modern disease
ok fine, just a tributary
And vaccines that really work, like the flu shot that makes you more likely to get the flu, and the covid vaccine that gives you covid itself lol
what if you die from the 6th century, though
Nope, one of my alt accounts Pow Pow Pow Pow will just bomb all of you then
big brain
Post self-deleted by Crime Or Die.
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if i die by his side i'm happy
That's... literally how vaccines are supposed to work. Also, I'd rather take the covid vaccine than get covid for the 3rd time
No, the covid vaccine felt worse than actually getting covid literally two weeks later
I'd still much rather not get covid for the third time
Also, that's what vaccines DO. THEY INJECT A SMALL PORTION OF THE DISEASE TO TRAIN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.
Not saying I'm pro-Covid vaccine, but
No, u still get covid even if u have the vaccine
Ok, my experience was worse than most other people's, but it sucked for me
It could have been worse if you hadn't taken the vaccine
why are you guys talking about covid vaccines lol
i do not know, crime or die brought it up
mkay
I'm not stupid, I literally am studying that stuff right now in science, it just didn't seem to work for me, so I am against it now, I'm not saying that vaccines are wrong, and that none of them work, I'm just saying it didn't work for me.
You're most likely an anomaly, then. I'd rather feel like I'm gonna die for 2 weeks or so than actually die.
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