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Stranarei wrote:Ok

How many stolen puppies do you have?

he has 5 ok bye

Stranarei wrote:Huh

In real life, 0, my leader in this country has 893948982938 stolen puppies

Gorutimania wrote:he has 5 ok bye

who even are you???

Keltionialang wrote:who even are you???

u don't know who Gorutimania!?!?!?, and if yr talking about me, I helped you fight hermitius when he was posting dumb stuff in the RMB

Fortilla

Post by Fortilla suppressed by Keltionialang.

Fortilla

Keltionialang wrote:who even are you???

hes a random 5 year old transgender person lol

Crime Or Die wrote:u don't know who Gorutimania!?!?!?, and if yr talking about me, I helped you fight hermitius when he was posting dumb stuff in the RMB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Fortilla wrote:-snippy snip snip-

yeah i thought so

wait a minute i can suppress this

Fortilla wrote:hes a random 5 year old transgender person lol

yo chill

Keltionialang wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasmyeah i thought so

Oh

Crime Or Die wrote:Oh

it's really fun to linkhit people tbh

Keltionialang wrote:it's really fun to linkhit people tbh

yea

Keltionialang

Fortilla, wat happened to the American Flag?

Real truth can't be found (by humans, anyway)

A truly just world cannot be (by humans)

In our hearts, we are all acting out of nothing but selfishness.

Why, then, do we attempt to work towards these goals? They are impossible to reach

Stranarei wrote:Real truth can't be found (by humans, anyway)

A truly just world cannot be (by humans)

In our hearts, we are all acting out of nothing but selfishness.

Why, then, do we attempt to work towards these goals? They are impossible to reach

Y u asking me?

Stranarei wrote:Real truth can't be found (by humans, anyway)

A truly just world cannot be (by humans)

In our hearts, we are all acting out of nothing but selfishness.

Why, then, do we attempt to work towards these goals? They are impossible to reach

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justinian_I

he is the love of my life

Crime Or Die wrote:Fortilla, wat happened to the American Flag?

its an american flag if gravity exsisted

Fortilla wrote:its an american flag if gravity exsisted

Lmao

Keltionialang wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justinian_I

he is the love of my life

If you ever have a kid you're going to call them Justin/Justine

Stranarei wrote:If you ever have a kid you're going to call them Justin/Justine

No I am going to name them

Petrus Sabbatius Iustinianus

Stranarei

Keltionialang wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justinian_I

he is the love of my life

Is it like how Gorutimania is in love with Kanye West?

Crime Or Die wrote:Is it like how Gorutimania is in love with Kanye West?

Yes but I love Petrus Sabbatius Iustinianus more than he loves Kanye

Keltionialang wrote:Yes but I love Petrus Sabbatius Iustinianus more than he loves Kanye

I didn't know that was possible lmao

Crime Or Die wrote:I didn't know that was possible lmao

i live for him tbh

Keltionialang wrote:i live for him tbh

Makes sense, I live for my girlfriend, still didn't think it was possible for anyone to love Kanye West more than Gorutimania though

Crime Or Die wrote:Makes sense, I live for my girlfriend, still didn't think it was possible for anyone to love Kanye West more than Gorutimania though

no i mean if he told me to drown myself through divine revelation i would do it without questioning, i WILL literally do anything for him

Crime Or Die wrote:Makes sense, I live for my girlfriend, still didn't think it was possible for anyone to love Kanye West more than Gorutimania though

Bad wording, I meant i didn't think it was possible for anyone to love someone more than he loves Kanye West

Keltionialang wrote:no i mean if he told me to drown myself through divine revelation i would do it without questioning, i WILL literally do anything for him

You believe in Byzantine stuff?

Crime Or Die wrote:You believe in Byzantine stuff?

no i just think he's cute

Keltionialang wrote:no i just think he's cute

das crazy

Crime Or Die wrote:das crazy

is cuz of video series that made me interested in him in the first place, I've begun watching all 12 episodes of it yearly, soon it will be monthly

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Keltionialang wrote:i live for him tbh

based

Keltionialang

Keltionialang wrote:is cuz of video series that made me interested in him in the first place, I've begun watching all 12 episodes of it yearly, soon it will be monthly

Dang, y u simping?

Crime Or Die wrote:Dang, y u simping?

they drew the hair cute

Keltionialang wrote:they drew the hair cute

Dude's from 1,500 years ago

Crime Or Die wrote:Dude's from 1,500 years ago

that makes him cuter, he could definitely dominate me, which is hot.

also, even just his reconquests were glorious.

Keltionialang wrote:that makes him cuter, he could definitely dominate me, which is hot.

also, even just his reconquests were glorious.

So u think u gonna be able to date some guy from the 6th century?

Crime Or Die wrote:So u think u gonna be able to date some guy from the 6th century?

i know i can't but he's so cute

Keltionialang wrote:that makes him cuter, he could definitely dominate me, which is hot.

also, even just his reconquests were glorious.

If my girlfriend was from 1,500 years ago though, I would be simping still tbh

Crime Or Die wrote:If my girlfriend was from 1,500 years ago though, I would be simping still tbh

also he had a wife, and he probably wasn't gay :/

Keltionialang wrote:i know i can't but he's so cute

I ain't dogging on u, I just think it's funny, maybe u can find some guy who looks like him lol

Keltionialang wrote:also he had a wife, and he probably wasn't gay :/

Well, it was 6th century, so I think he would have been killed if he was.

Crime Or Die wrote:I ain't dogging on u, I just think it's funny, maybe u can find some guy who looks like him lol

if the guy can hire some of the best administrators known to man, help pen the legal code that many legal systems are based on today, reconquer italy, carthage, numidia, hispania, illyria, and gibraltar strait, survive the plague, among other things, yes.

Crime Or Die wrote:Well, it was 6th century, so I think he would have been killed if he was.

i think he was too cute to be killed

Keltionialang wrote:if the guy can hire some of the best administrators known to man, help pen the legal code that many legal systems are based on today, reconquer italy, carthage, numidia, hispania, illyria, and gibraltar strait, survive the plague, among other things, yes.
I thought u liked him 'cause u said he was cute

Keltionialang wrote:i think he was too cute to be killed

People back then don't care

Crime Or Die wrote:I thought u liked him 'cause u said he was cute

yeah but there's also this

His reign was marked by the ambitious but only partly realized renovatio imperii, or "restoration of the Empire".[5] This ambition was expressed by the partial recovery of the territories of the defunct Western Roman Empire.[6] His general, Belisarius, swiftly conquered the Vandal Kingdom in North Africa. Subsequently, Belisarius, Narses, and other generals conquered the Ostrogothic kingdom, restoring Dalmatia, Sicily, Italy, and Rome to the empire after more than half a century of rule by the Ostrogoths. The praetorian prefect Liberius reclaimed the south of the Iberian Peninsula, establishing the province of Spania. These campaigns re-established Roman control over the western Mediterranean, increasing the Empire's annual revenue by over a million solidi.[7] During his reign, Justinian also subdued the Tzani, a people on the east coast of the Black Sea that had never been under Roman rule before.[8] He engaged the Sasanian Empire in the east during Kavad I's reign, and later again during Khosrow I's reign; this second conflict was partially initiated due to his ambitions in the west.

A still more resonant aspect of his legacy was the uniform rewriting of Roman law, the Corpus Juris Civilis, which is still the basis of civil law in many modern states.[9] His reign also marked a blossoming of Eastern Roman (Byzantine) culture, and his building program yielded works such as the Hagia Sophia.

Keltionialang wrote:yeah but there's also this

His reign was marked by the ambitious but only partly realized renovatio imperii, or "restoration of the Empire".[5] This ambition was expressed by the partial recovery of the territories of the defunct Western Roman Empire.[6] His general, Belisarius, swiftly conquered the Vandal Kingdom in North Africa. Subsequently, Belisarius, Narses, and other generals conquered the Ostrogothic kingdom, restoring Dalmatia, Sicily, Italy, and Rome to the empire after more than half a century of rule by the Ostrogoths. The praetorian prefect Liberius reclaimed the south of the Iberian Peninsula, establishing the province of Spania. These campaigns re-established Roman control over the western Mediterranean, increasing the Empire's annual revenue by over a million solidi.[7] During his reign, Justinian also subdued the Tzani, a people on the east coast of the Black Sea that had never been under Roman rule before.[8] He engaged the Sasanian Empire in the east during Kavad I's reign, and later again during Khosrow I's reign; this second conflict was partially initiated due to his ambitions in the west.

A still more resonant aspect of his legacy was the uniform rewriting of Roman law, the Corpus Juris Civilis, which is still the basis of civil law in many modern states.[9] His reign also marked a blossoming of Eastern Roman (Byzantine) culture, and his building program yielded works such as the Hagia Sophia.

That's gonna be hard to find

Crime Or Die wrote:People back then don't care

he was also the emperor

Crime Or Die wrote:where u been?

i was watching tiktok i accidently closed ntionstates lol

Crime Or Die wrote:That's gonna be hard to find

i am going to find his long-lost body and bring him back from the dead

Keltionialang wrote:he was also the emperor

They still probably would kill him anyways

Fortilla wrote:i was watching tiktok i accidently closed ntionstates lol

lol

Crime Or Die wrote:They still probably would kill him anyways

he could've hid it as well, also wasn't there some sort of trans emperor or something?

Keltionialang wrote:i am going to find his long-lost body and bring him back from the dead

Go for it, just tell him to stay away from Italy okay, my girlfriend is from there

Crime Or Die wrote:Go for it, just tell him to stay away from Italy okay, my girlfriend is from there

but that's his whole thing, Renovatio Imperii

Stranarei

Keltionialang wrote:he could've hid it as well, also wasn't there some sort of trans emperor or something?

Probably, I'm sure he could've, but still would doubt he would want to be with u, after all you said he had a wife, but maybe if you brung him back from the dead, he'd love you for it, so go do that lol

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Fortilla

Keltionialang wrote:but that's his whole thing, Renovatio Imperii

Then don't revive him for his own good, Ima kill him if he goes anywhere near her so tell him that for his own good

Crime Or Die wrote:Go for it, just tell him to stay away from Italy okay, my girlfriend is from there

Keltionialang wrote:but that's his whole thing, Renovatio Imperii

Yeah, good luck telling a Roman emperor to stay away from Italy

Crime Or Die wrote:Probably, I'm sure he could've, but still would doubt he would want to be with u, after all you said he had a wife, but maybe if you brung him back from the dead, he'd love you for it, so go do that lol

yeah that's the plan, plus Theodora was long dead by the time he died, even if he never married again.

Crime Or Die wrote:Then don't revive him for his own good, Ima kill him if he goes anywhere near her so tell him that for his own good

I don't think any of us could win a fight against a Roman Emperor

Stranarei

Stranarei wrote:Yeah, good luck telling a Roman emperor to stay away from Italy

Fine, just tell him to be nice to her k

When I get my hands on a time machine, I’ll bring Justinian to the modern age

Crime Or Die wrote:Fine, just tell him to be nice to her k

Also if the Secret Histories or whatever they were called were right, he's literally a demon

Keltionialang wrote:I don't think any of us could win a fight against a Roman Emperor

I sure would like to try, I've got all of the people in my nation to throw at them, because I can pay them to be in the military, so they wouldn't steal, and I could keep my girlfriend safe

Stranarei wrote:When I get my hands on a time machine, I’ll bring Justinian to the modern age

wouldn't he die from modern disease?

Keltionialang wrote:Also if the Secret Histories or whatever they were called were right, he's literally a demon

Bro, Jesus got me covered

Crime Or Die wrote:I sure would like to try, I've got all of the people in my nation to throw at them, because I can pay them to be in the military, so they wouldn't steal, and I could keep my girlfriend safe

Yeah but what if I also brought back the tax dude, his pagan legal guy, Belisarius my beloved, and his other fellas

Keltionialang wrote:wouldn't he die from modern disease?

Just give him antibiotics lol

Crime Or Die wrote:Bro, Jesus got me covered

mfer he could take his head off in those he will absolutely annihilate you

Keltionialang wrote:Yeah but what if I also brought back the tax dude, his pagan legal guy, Belisarius my beloved, and his other fellas

Jesus got me covered

Crime Or Die wrote:Just give him antibiotics lol

oh yeah

Crime Or Die wrote:Jesus got me covered

Keltionialang wrote:mfer he could take his head off in those he will absolutely annihilate you

Keltionialang wrote:wouldn't he die from modern disease?

Yeah, sure. But the thing is, the time machine will probably be one-way only, so it’s either that or you’re stuck in the 6th century forever.

Keltionialang wrote:mfer he could take his head off in those he will absolutely annihilate you

Okay chill bro, I'm just letting u know to stay away from Venice okay, you can have the rest of Italy, just leave Venice alone

Stranarei wrote:Yeah, sure. But the thing is, the time machine will probably be one-way only, so it’s either that or you’re stuck in the 6th century forever.

i would rather be with him in the 6th century then make him die from modern disease

Crime Or Die wrote:Okay chill bro, I'm just letting u know to stay away from Venice okay, you can have the rest of Italy, just leave Venice alone

ok fine, just a tributary

Keltionialang wrote:oh yeah

And vaccines that really work, like the flu shot that makes you more likely to get the flu, and the covid vaccine that gives you covid itself lol

Keltionialang wrote:i would rather be with him in the 6th century then make him die from modern disease

what if you die from the 6th century, though

Keltionialang wrote:i would rather be with him in the 6th century then make him die from modern diseaseok fine, just a tributary

Nope, one of my alt accounts Pow Pow Pow Pow will just bomb all of you then

Stranarei wrote:what if you die from the 6th century, though

big brain

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Crime Or Die wrote:And vaccines that really work, like the flu shot that makes you more likely to get the flu, and the covid vaccine that gives you covid itself lol

?

Stranarei wrote:what if you die from the 6th century, though

if i die by his side i'm happy

Crime Or Die wrote:And vaccines that really work, like the flu shot that makes you more likely to get the flu, and the covid vaccine that gives you covid itself lol

That's... literally how vaccines are supposed to work. Also, I'd rather take the covid vaccine than get covid for the 3rd time

Keltionialang wrote:if i die by his side i'm happyThat's... literally how vaccines are supposed to work. Also, I'd rather take the covid vaccine than get covid for the 3rd time

No, the covid vaccine felt worse than actually getting covid literally two weeks later

Crime Or Die wrote:No, the covid vaccine felt worse than actually getting covid literally two weeks later

I'd still much rather not get covid for the third time

Also, that's what vaccines DO. THEY INJECT A SMALL PORTION OF THE DISEASE TO TRAIN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

Crime Or Die wrote:No, the covid vaccine felt worse than actually getting covid literally two weeks later

Not saying I'm pro-Covid vaccine, but

Keltionialang wrote:I'd still much rather not get covid for the third time

No, u still get covid even if u have the vaccine

Crime Or Die wrote:No, u still get covid even if u have the vaccine

Keltionialang wrote:I'd still much rather not get covid for the third time

Also, that's what vaccines DO. THEY INJECT A SMALL PORTION OF THE DISEASE TO TRAIN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

Stranarei wrote:Not saying I'm pro-Covid vaccine, but

Ok, my experience was worse than most other people's, but it sucked for me

Crime Or Die wrote:Ok, my experience was worse than most other people's, but it sucked for me

It could have been worse if you hadn't taken the vaccine

why are you guys talking about covid vaccines lol

Fortilla wrote:why are you guys talking about covid vaccines lol

i do not know, crime or die brought it up

Keltionialang wrote:i do not know, crime or die brought it up

mkay

Keltionialang wrote:I'd still much rather not get covid for the third time

Also, that's what vaccines DO. THEY INJECT A SMALL PORTION OF THE DISEASE TO TRAIN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

I'm not stupid, I literally am studying that stuff right now in science, it just didn't seem to work for me, so I am against it now, I'm not saying that vaccines are wrong, and that none of them work, I'm just saying it didn't work for me.

Crime Or Die wrote:I'm not stupid, I literally am studying that stuff right now in science, it just didn't seem to work for me, so I am against it now, I'm not saying that vaccines are wrong, and that none of them work, I'm just saying it didn't work for me.

You're most likely an anomaly, then. I'd rather feel like I'm gonna die for 2 weeks or so than actually die.

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