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Region: Empire of Great Britain
Well, the Speranzist government bailed him out, so now he's living there.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Thanks? Not too sure what that means
He stole a WHOLE powerplant? Brick by brick? I'm impressed, to say the least. How'd no one notice?
Jewish Sealand
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842
Welcome everyone to day 5 of HMAF. Everyone here in the Mumbai2023 Stadium is roaring with joy. I'm your host and announcer for HMAF Live, Quirin Louis, and let's get this started.
The first match of the day was Erabutia V Mother Asia. Both teams went hard against each other so for the first 20 minutes, no goals were shot, but the Mother Asian goalkeeper accidentally hit the ball into his own goal when trying to defend the goal from the ball, constituting a goal for Erabutia. Mother Asia made a comeback with two goals; one at 45' and another at 66'. Both teams got 1 more goal in before the end of the match, meaning that Mother Asia won. If there is one thing you should know about the Mother Asians, they are WILD when it comes to their youngsters winning sports, and this was no different. You should of seen it.
Next up was, JKU and Jewish Sealand, and this was an exciting matchup. Jewish Sealand started off strong with 1 goal, shortly followed by JKU getting their own goal. This series of events followed until the score was 5-5 at fulltime. This meant we would finally have our first penalty kickoffs of the season. 5 penalty kicks for each teams alternating by team. Jewish Sealand went first and scored, followed by JKU. Then Jewish scored again, but this time JKU didn't score. Jewish Sealand scored one more time and scored, and JKU didn't. After this, no more goals were scored and Jewish Sealand took the cake.
Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia, Jammu And Kashmir Union
I think he meant he stole all the energy.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
DAMNIT! I THOUGHT I WOULD WIN!
Speranzist
Well sorry Erabutia, looks likes you're falling short.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia
That's still impressive.
Fourian, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Lunayria is the correct one. Our energy is fine. And i guess David is living in Fourian now
Jewish Sealand, Marlabough, Speranzist
Ok then.
Fourian, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
thats one heck of a thief.
Fourian, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Also I want to mention about the map situation. Jewish Sealand said I could be on the map, but 3/4 of my territory lies in other countries land, so right now I need permission from you and Saint Arsenio and from what Jewish Sealand has told me, that has been a thing that has happened before. Cilvania has ceded territory to British Andorra for them to be on the map. However, I do understand if you don't want me to be in Kamchatka.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Update on that Irish David we talked about:
He challenged my leader to race while dressed in a spiderman costume
Is this the David we gave to Speranzist or is it a different David
Jewish Sealand
Oh i thought the David that was bailed is in Fourian.
Then it's a different David. It would be straight up funny if it was the Speranzist David.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
lol
Speranzist David? Going everywhere in this region? That's not good. I'm the only one that borders Speranzist! Well besides BarrenRoads
Marlabough, Speranzist
You're missing a nation. Maybe i can take the 12th position
Speranzist
Maybe but I'm more suitable since I have nothing else to do besides issues
Speranzist
You can join next time, which is in May.
Katyo, Speranzist
You two have good points but I think I can since i have land on the British map.
Speranzist
Oh ok
That's a ri-
Did you say you have land? How did you? Are you kidding me? You got LAND?!?! SHOW ME
Speranzist
Its on the unofficial official WIP map
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jewish_sealand/detail=factbook/id=1714009
Post self-deleted by Katyo.
Oh Thank you, sir.
I've got land myself, but I'm still in the process of asking for permission to cede land from nation
*cough* Lunayria *cough* Saint Arsenio *cough*
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
I got bored of waiting so I made my own map of it in MapChart but with my land to see how it would look.
Lunayria
I might go to a better region but in the meantime. Maybe I can get some.
Lunayria
World Building Question
What is your nation's industry setting? What's your best industries? How much of the population work in these jobs? Does your country rely on slaves or does it work slave-free? Do most people work factory jobs or high-paying jobs? How would you say you're doing in terms of income equality?
Lunayria, Exitium
You gotta telegram Jewish Sealand first.
I have a proposal.
I've created a temporary dispatch where I've edited the map to account for your land in the Kamchatka Peninsula. If Jewish Sealand allows it, in return for me ceding the Kamchatka Peninsula to you, I'd like to cede the marked area above the Kamchatka Peninsula to my puppet, Northern Jaegers. And optionally along with ceding the Kamchatka Peninsula, I'd like our three nations to sign a non-aggression pact.
I've tried my best to provide you with the Kamchatka Peninsula according to how it is on Wikipedia but it has proved difficult due to how different the maps are. Apologies Jewish Sealand for editing the map without your permission.
I await your response.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lunayria/detail=factbook/id=1826235
Jewish Sealand, British Alaska, Northern Jaegers
I was just doing that.
Lunayria
Bet he's going to be mad cuz he woke up and saw 2 telegrams. It's accepted quickly unless you didn't use a sophisticated english. You know. Like slangs?
I'm sure he'll accept it no matter how the request is typed.
Unless he's like me. Investigating the person and Asking some questions. Like why X or something
Oh. Well I'm gonna be asked what's the shape of my fictional land.
I would like to accept this proposal, and I will be happy to accept a non-aggression pact with you and Northern Jaggers. Now all I need is the green light from Saint Arsenio and I'll be good to go on the map. Thank you for understanding, Lunayria.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Erabutia
Congrats! Can I Have Some?
No worries, this proposal pleases both parties involved. It'll be good to see you on the map!
What's the point? You're in Quebec? Why would you need Eastern Siberian territory?
Lunayria
Yeah, I just need Saint Arsenio will cede me Alaska.
Lunayria
Providing that it's allowed it'll be nice to be on the map! I look forward to being your neighbour British Alaska.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
As for you too.
What's the shape of your fictional land? If you could draw a map of how it should roughly look like that would be much appreciated.
(Or should I take some creative liberties when designing your new land?)
Northern Jaegers
I accept Lunayria's proposal and will add the new claims in the map.
Lunayria, Nihppon, Northern Jaegers
:)
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Northern Jaegers
Congrats! Can I Have Some?
What's the point? You're in Quebec? Why would you need Eastern Siberian territory?
Oh look Déjà vu...
Jewish Sealand
No, you don't have any legitimate claims on Eastern Siberia.
Lunayria, Erabutia
Yeah
Lunayria
I have added Northern Jaegers and British Alaska to the map
Lunayria, Katyo, Lombarstan
I'll pick it from me reddit account https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/zfqako/i_created_my_own_official_land/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Jewish Sealand
It's great to see that your nations are willing to sign a non-aggression pact. This is what this region needs, more peace between its nations
Lunayria, Fourian, Mother Asia
That map looks really good!
British Alaska
Thank you.
Jewish Sealand
Honestly, I am a very peaceful nation. I really don't like getting into wars and I just want peace and prosperity.
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
I agree on this. I protect, provide, and prosper my people.
Jewish Sealand
So uhhhh where's my land?
Bruh
That's good to hear, there's been too much conflict recently.
Jewish Sealand
I wonder why Orlovckaya is literally taking all of eastern Europe and Greenland
I'm laughing at the fact that Fourian looks like a mini Russia.
Jewish Sealand
Now that's personal 😦
Jewish Sealand
Hmm
Hows the Sport event coming along?
Jewish Sealand
where's my land that I requested. I literally have nothing to do besides thinking about my entire life and scrolling through everything.
Katyo
Oh great now it's sabbath day. This region gonna fall
I thought Saturday was the Sabbath day..
And I don't think you can double post
Ok that's deep
Thanks.
already posted results
look back in the RMB
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
how do i join the tournament or bid like u said before ._.
Lunayria, Lombarstan
Apparently you have to wait till May
Bidding will happen in a few days, but the matches start in May. Signups for the May cup are already open.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
May I participate with both of my nations?
I mean Nihppon and Choseun. If not, it's ok.
I have said this, but Im not allowing alts simply because it gives you more ways to win, which is kinda unfair.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Katyo, Speranzist
If you want, I can give you part of Greenland. Well, how will it go?
Exitums main forms of industry is Insurance sales, arms manufacturing, uranium mining and retail. About 48% of people work in these sectors with most people working in arms manufacturing and uranium mining. Slaves are a very common and popular thing in our nation and the selling and buying of slaves also helps our economy. The richest citizens enjoy endulgent lives, as we made a switch to socialism as the government wanted to own all the properties and businesses.
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist
The pun is good. I'll just clap.
Erabutia
I understand, I thought it would be that way, I really don't care if I win or lose either way, but I had to ask, thanks.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium, British Alaska
We respect and can tolerate other cultures witch oppose them which is is taught by religion and being a United country helped this behavior to be common and its military alliances affect society a lot so Speranzistians usually think highly of Lunayrians and other allies even if they haven't met them before!
Gun culture is huge as we basically allow nearly everything, some people have rocket launchers but some are illegal in different states. you can buy a gun at 7 now before it was when you had human emotions/consciousness despite that our gun deaths per year are around 2-5 which is impressive but probably because they think killing people is a sin.
Jewish Sealand, Erabutia
Maybe but I still asked him about getting Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan.
Speranzist
BREAKING NEWS
Earlier Today, A K-41 Erabutian Boeing Aircraft Just Crashed Into A Erabutia 2.3 Million Capacity Airport. The Suspects Are 5 Men Between The Age Of 23-48. The Suspects Names Are: Rumulae Frendio(23)
Kerchief Servane(45) Nean Proll(33) Hench Manier(48) Moonie Sink(28). These Suspects Are Part Of The Terroist Group Sienomen. The Grand Duke Is Thinking Of Declaring War But It Is Not Official Yet.
Katyo, Speranzist, Exitium
This is tragic and awful news for a nation such as yourself. Is there anyway Exitium could send aid or troop support if you go to war?
Erabutia
British Alaska nice to see you on the map even if the land isnt Alaska
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Exitium, Erabutia
Possibly.
It is Alaska now (British Alaska to be precise). But in all seriousness, like I said before, British Alaska will have to wait for Saint Arsenio to give them permision before they can own actual, irl Alaska on the map.
Nihppon, Speranzist
"The Cristiano Ronaldo Republic Shall Rise Again?"
Nihppon, Speranzist
Unless they get nuked by the Messi republic.
jk
Nihppon, Orlovckaya, Erabutia
Hello
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Erabutia
Прывітанне паважаны.
???
stop
Hello dear. Here is the translation of this phrase.
Post self-deleted by Orlovckaya.
Huh?
It says hello dear from Belarus.
Orlovckaya, Speranzist, Erabutia
Post self-deleted by U E Norte.
It Has Been Declared! The Terrorist Group Of Sienomen Is Now Been Declared War On.
Mother Asia
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