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Bruh, I was winning all my games and I still lost? Well, good game people. See you in May. At least I'm still event orginizer.
Fourian, Jewish Sealand, Katyo, Speranzist, Exitium, Erabutia
Warm Welcome!
British Alaska you part of the BDA?
Actually, I'm not part of the BDA, but I'd like to be.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842
After discussing this with British Alaska, we have determined that tomorrow there will be a special match between British Andorra and Nordby Dubrova to determine who will pass to the second phase of the tournament.
Orlovckaya, British Andorra, Erabutia
Nice To See You Again!
WHAT THE HELL?
LETS GO DADDY!!!!! ALL THE OTHERS CAN EAT DEEZ NUTS!
Mother Asia
Jewish Sealand
[quote=british_alaska;50710357]Before we joined the BDA we were a somewhat peaceful isolationist nation, we didn't declare war on other nations in the region...just the nations in the issues...so they don't really count; ideally we'd like to return to this but we are obligated to fulfil our term as BDA Administrator so we've put that on hold. The only conflicts, besides the BDA ones, that we've been part of are our internal disagreements. These days, when not in a BDA conflict, we mainly focus on scientific research, Arms Manufacturing and continuing our military & religious traditions.[/quote]
Bruh, I was winning all my games and I still lost? Well, good game people. See you in May. At least I'm still event orginizer.[/quote] Cya! At least You Didnt Have To Eat Deez NUTS!
I think you got the wrong quote there. Also, you made it to the next phase.
For people viewing this post in the future ignore the quote in the below message. I did not say what the quote says I said, it was a leftover from Erabutia's previous message. They for some reason had a random [/ quote] in their message which caused my subsequent reply to the message to be impacted by it.
I've asked for the quote to be removed or deleted. But as of this post, it hasn't yet been changed. Hopefully, this will clear up any misunderstandings that may arise from this.
Sublime State, Speranzist, Erabutia
[quote=lunayria;50710897]Cya! At least You Didnt Have To Eat Deez NUTS![/quote]
I think you got the wrong quote there. Also, you made it to the next phase.[/quote]
I Know.
Have Ever Heard The Legend Of Peggy The Doll?
The match would be extended until the tie is broken.
And if the tie is not broken by the time the extended time ends, then the teams will go to penalties.
This is what I get for not checking the message, I'd appreciate it if deleted that message or at least edited the quote out. Seeing that I didn't actually say what the quote in that message says, it only happened because of the random [/ quote] in your original message.
Shamefur Dispray...
Lunayria, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Exitium
Anyone?
Never heard of it.
The only thing I can think of that has "The Legend of" in its title is the "The Legend of Heroes" game series, which I'm quite fond of.
Sublime State, Exitium, Erabutia
(What dumpster fire have I awoken to lol)
RADIO AMDIFFYN
"Welcome back to Radio Amdiffyn! Today, some intresting things happened. First of all, resolution of the crisis between Speranzist and Mother Asia. So, you may be asking how did this start? Well, it began when LGBTQ citizens complained to the Indian goverment that they were afraid to go home due to discrimination from the religious populist. The Indian response was to hold ALL Speranzist citizens back as well as making them citizens of Mother Asia. This act angered Speranzist and so, a diplomatic crisis ensued eventually resulting in Speranzist threatening to use troops to secure their citizens. The situation begun rising in tension to the point that BDA Article 4 was put onto both nations! Fortunetly, the situation was resolved. From the complicated mess, it seems that Mother Asia has agreed to keep the LGBTQ citizens while tge rest went back to Speranzist. One critic I had for this event is the poor descisions by the Indian goverment during the earlier parts of the crisis, immediate negotiations between Speranzist and India would been a good start to resolve in a more peaceful manner you know.
"Next up! The interview with Balaban Sezgin!...
"Balaban?"
"What do you mean he is not here?"
"What?"
"Oh nevermind, we still have the terrorist probelm to look through."
"So, the terrorist probelm. The Turkish goverment has given a statement of the progress of the operation. 3 leaders of the organization has been captured by the TMO and has been put on trial after some interrogations with revelations being that they were 3 out of the 5 who planned the hijacking as a whole. They have been given the death penalty schedueled tonight. As per military, the Turks has deployed mechanized divisions to clear out the terrorist while BDA help is accepted, we only accept in forms of infantry, APCs or any aid to advoid furthering the casualties.
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia
"Our men are running from the football field! A shamfur dispray!"
Nihppon, Speranzist
Why did Speranzist v Exitium not have penalties?
Post by Islamic Pakistanis suppressed by Her Majesty Queen Victoria.
Shut up cun*
Erabutia
You Shut Up! You Have No Friends!
Nordby Dubrova, Speranzist
There are no penalties in the group phase. The reason penalties will be allowed in today's British Andorra vs Nordby Dubrova match is because the match is meant to determine who will move to the next phase of the tournament, and thus we cannot allow a tie to occur in this special game.
British Andorra, Nordby Dubrova, Exitium, Erabutia
I see your a man of culture.
Sublime State, Speranzist, Erabutia
ETVB BREAKING NEWS: Divine Beast Vah Seefleino Has Now Landed In The Country And Is Sudddenly Breaking Down. Were Now Taking You Live To The Scene.
LIVE: EVERYONE RUN! [ As All Of The Reporters Run Away, A Red/Black Cloud Formed In The Shape Of A Beast Comes Out Of The Ground And Shoots Streight To The Divine Beast.] What Is That? A Man Says Confused And Frightened. It Looks Like The Calmity! A Woman Answers Back. The Calamity Was Destroyed 1,000 Years Ago! They Always Said; It Will Come Back [ The Camera Then Shuts Off.]
A New Era Has Begun .
Speranzist, Exitium
I understand
Thank you for answering!
Jewish Sealand
We Repuire Help.
SPER-A47, Our deer warmachine is ready to deploy with your permission.
Erabutia
Barrenroads is under a huge threat, witch is people leaving their jobs before contracts, our average contract for a job is 15 years if it is quite important but they keep passing away! We tried sending out our police team to find out how they die till we realized our cops are just janitors! So to fix this problem the wandering children of BR can work for 0.005 BarrenOracles per day(you can buy a bar of chocolate with 5 BarrenOracles).
We can send Missiles from space if we get money from you
Erabutia
No.
NO! ItCould Get Controlled By The Clamity!
We can send our scientists to conduct research on the Calamity to see how to destroy it
Mother Asia, Erabutia
Mother Asia would also like to join.
Speranzist, Erabutia
😦
Speranzist, Lombarstan
THE HECK YOU SAY, MATE. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE A SPECIALITY OF TROUT FISHING. AND I'VE MADE MANY GAMES.
Katyo, Speranzist, Lombarstan
Well it's time for me to get Greenland and Iran.
Speranzist
We have killed LGBTQ and we have also killed many Muslims, and Christians in Pakistan
Speranzist
Why am I not surprised.
Speranzist, Erabutia
WOOHOOOOOO
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Lombarstan
Sweet!
Jewish Sealand, Katyo, Speranzist, Lombarstan
Hmm ok
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Lombarstan
Remember to ask Orlovckaya!
We can work together for more efficiency
Aren't Muslims your actual population? just killing off every citizen in Pakistan eh?
Calm down lol he was saying that to the nations who was participating in the HMAF xD
Mother Asia, Erabutia
That's friendly fire
I've told him i would. He asked if I wanted Greenland. I said yes.
Speranzist
Its No Suprise Pakistan Is Killing Everyone.
Speranzist
Ok . But Be Careful.
Speranzist
BREAKING NEWS
The Calamity And Divine Beast Seefleino Have Made It To The Capital! We Need Aid Right Now Fast! We Would Apreeciate If You Sent Ships For Immegrants To Take Them To A Save Place. Thanks!
Speranzist
On which land of yours. And speaking of you, you're basically a union between all the lands that speak French
Erabutia
Doktor seksa
Erabutia
Hi.
Fourian, Nihppon, Sublime State, Speranzist
I am so confused. I've just been trying to make FINNAIR plane liveries for a Roblox game.
Fourian, Sublime State
This is something. All of this came out an hour after Fourian's message. I guess Forrika is loud and random
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842
Gooood Day Britain! Today was the special tie breaker match between British Andorra and Nordby Dubrova. This match took place to determine which nation would go to the next phase, so here are the results:
When the game began both teams were full of adrenaline. They both wanted to win. Despite this, during the first half of the match, none of them were able to strike a goal. Nordby Dubrova was determined and by the 60' minute mark they had they tried, but failed, to strike a goal a total of 5 times. The game was ending, but British Andorra did not want to lose. They began playing more aggressively, and by the 81' minute mark, they scored. When the match ended, British Andorra had won 1-0, defeating Nordby Dubrova for a second time, and cementing their spot in the second phase of the tournament.
Nihppon, Sublime State, British Andorra, Speranzist
Im thinking about doing a mission on saving some citizens of Pakistan especially human lives are at risk.
Will BDA assist?
Erabutia
Huh?
Mother Asia
YESS! WOOHOOOO! SECOND PHASE!
Lunayria, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
The BDA is a defensive alliance, we can't do that.
Mother Asia, Speranzist
Congratulations and good luck tomorrow
Nihppon, Sublime State, British Andorra, British South-East Asia, Speranzist, Erabutia
I think he saw the "doctor sex" meme from TF2
Fourian, Sublime State, Speranzist, Erabutia
I do agree it is an alliance but same time we are meant to help countries whets people are dying for no reason or their own government is killing human lives without a reasonable explanation
BREAKING NEWS:
Severe Weather Outbreak of a Huge Cyclone heading towards Mumbai, Pune, Mansur, and other parts of West coast of Mother Asia is expected to make landfall in the next 18 hours..
This cyclone will affect Mumbai2023 and will also bring very cold air along with snow which Mumbai hasnt had in about the last 7 years.
Mumbai2023 May have to be Haulted as the mayor wants to shut the roads and some parts of the city down for 1 day to see the conditions.
We need backup on standby. If possible.
BDA and anyone attending Mumbai2023 is allowed to help with standby as many are gonna be affected over 40million people.
Jewish Sealand, Exitium
As most of our security, defensive and foreign affair forces are in Mumbai, We will be more than happy to help with the standby.
Mother Asia
INVASION OF [nation]Katyo[nation]
200 Tanks, 20,000 Aircraft, 88,000 Infantry Crosses The Border From Erabutian Guiana To [nation]Katyo[/nation]
FIRST ATTACK: As Civilians Walk Through A Peaceful City, A Brigade Of 200 Waits Between Hotel Rooms And Alley Ways. At 11:00 AM It Begins The Katyoan Massacre. Soilders Run Out Of Alley Ways Shooting Any Citizen They Can See While Machine Gunners Pow Down On The Rest With Machine Guns Out Of Apartment Windows.
HEY WHAT GIVES?
Erabutia
There's no reason for this. And I see that you got offended by the fact that he said a coincidence. I mean. All of the lands you have coincidencially speak French. Are they not? But then again this is the UK. and the UK hated France. Now my power is beyond Ohio.
Katyo, Erabutia
Then I'll take you with my naval fleet, scallywag
Katyo, Erabutia
Oh nice. A CHAIN REACTION.
Katyo
We are meant to help the countries in our alliance, if the death of other nations bother you, Make a seperate attack on Islamic Pakistanis and not involve the BDA.
Speranzistian Humanitarian aid and Emergency teams will help asap
Mother Asia
[nation]Speranzist[/nation] declares war on [nation]Erabutia[/nation].
JUSTIFICATION=Katyo has signed a defensive treating with us and you broke the fact you wouldn't expand into South America.
Jewish Sealand, Katyo, Erabutia
Were Now Taking Back Civilians And Forcing Them Be In The Military.
Well, We Have The Fastest Shooting Cannons On Our Ships. So, Maybe Dont Waste Your Navy On Someone Whos More Powerful.
Too late, kid
Which side is Fourian in?
This war will be easy since Erabutia doesn't have the best Defense forces in the region.
Jewish Sealand
No. I'll fight back then.
!
Speranzist
NEWS Over 200 Landings Are Now Being Made In Katyo.
ERABUTIAN MASSACARE
The Speranzistian government is delighted to hear news about the war as they can finally use top secret weapon The Speranzistian Orbital Moon cannon, This has the power to destroy an entire city and has the ammunition's created is 250. We will be firing 2 of them into the Major Erabutian Military areas.
You have have measly cannons on your ship but Speranzist has advanced far more destructive weapons that you have.
Erabutia
Fourian is on Katyo's side
Not my fault you got offended when Katyo said your land coincidentally speaks french.
No
Lombarstan, Erabutia
Speranzistian Aid
10Million Troops have been sent to Katyo along with 129 Submarines and the Divine Beast of Speranzist shoots down most of the Aircrafts sent by Erabutian Air force.
The SPER-A47 is redirected towards the Mainland of Speranzist.
Speranzist airforce the HMAF has been deployed for bombings of Military bases with forces of 600 Speranzist F-22s with the Surveillance of the Space Force.
The Navy will be going towards the mainland to with 2 Carriers witch accompies attack helicopters and jets.
Lombarstan
Please put counter-attacks and offensive attacks and casualties since thats how it works for the rp
Erabutia
Do you think Katyo called you french?
Yes
Did he really call you french?
No
Go back to Twitter
ATTACK AT THE SOUTH: 1,500 Amphibious Vehicles Land On The Southern Beaches Of Katyo. CHARGE! A Erabutian Officer Yells As Soilders Jump Out Onto The Beach. They Charge In Mainland To Find An Empty Village BLLLIRT RATATARATARATTATA A Machine Gun Fires And The Attacking Soilders Are Tooken By Suprise As Katyoan Soilders Shoot With Many Machine Guns. The Attacking Soilders Then Fire Back With Even More And Then Gas All The Buildings Using Bombs.
Maybe a geographical counterattack since we have dense forests. And I'll bring some soldiers there
-out of rp-
Realistically it probably wasnt because of the french thing. Before you guys joined they wanted to expand into the land Katyo was in. So this has actual lore lol
Jewish Sealand, Katyo
You acting like you're a cheater. Name one thing that is in your guinea.
You saying I'm technically in the war on your side? nah man. I'm just stating facts
I made a big advancement on his European land
Erabutia
Mate idk what your on about now/
Im saying erabutia invaded for LAND not this tiny argument. Never said anything abt sides
I got Brittany.
Katyo, Erabutia
You have to give detailed information. As i could just say i won the war instead of the other stuff i sent
At noon, we've reached steadily towards his capital (If he even has one) And captured cities like Rennes, and Nantes, along the way. 🏴 SCOTLAND FOREVER
Speranzist, Erabutia
DESTRUCTION OF ERABUTIAN GUIENA
It is said after the Orbital Moon attacks only 47% of the land hasn't turned into dust. The SPER-A47 has begun bombing the main land, the Anti-Air of Erabutia is said to be low quality. SPER-A47 yet again changes its target towards the Divine Beast Vah Seefleino, unfortunately it crashed into it, destroying both machines.
Negotiation
The DM of SSOS advices that you stop since looking at the facts, you the 137th power nations versus the 41st powerful nation wouldn't be the best idea. If you want your colonies to not be liberated/Annexed sign a treaty i give, Or this will just be the fate of Deushtflein all over again.
Katyo
Give this man a f**king medal
Katyo
Fourian leave the country or we will send missiles.
I did that first.
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