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Region: Empire of Great Britain
lol
Jewish Sealand
does this region have a discord server?
Yeah
https://discord.gg/4gGRW54
Feel free to join it
ok ima take a picture of my nation and probably send it to ronaldo via twitter in insta lol and ima put it on discord
(ik it might not make sense lol)
Jewish Sealand
i already joined
Jewish Sealand
my username is ment1on 1t#2581 and my pfp is my friend
XD
Jewish Sealand
im confused rn
Why?
I CANT APPLY FOR CITIZENSHIP BC IDK HOW TO QUOTE and im on my phone bc rn im on my pc but i like using discord more on my phone so im on phone rn
You don't need to quote. You just need to copypaste the code for the Citizenship Application.
k
Jewish Sealand
wait, the one that says application for citizenship - first and last name or [quote]
nvm i found it
question: for the 1st question "Name" do we have to put our real name? or nation name?
No.
You just need to make up a name.
oh, any ideas lol :/ i cant think of anything
You could be Cristiano Ronaldo.
Or you can make up a name with this website:
https://www.behindthename.com/random/
k
what does "Are you known by any other aliases or indetites in NationStates" mean?
like if they call u by different names?
Yes, exactly
ok
question: in the section if Citizenship Oath, do we put our made up name in : or (insert your name here)
.
The made up name
ik, but where do i put it in : or (insert your name here) for the Citizenship Oath
You erase the part that says (insert your name here) and you write your name
ok ty
I FINALLY FINISHED THE APPLICATION
Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii, Jewish Sealand
Congratulations on filling your Citizenship Application!
Now we need to wait. Your application will be processed soon.
Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii, Fortilla
There you have it members of the Empire. This is how you apply for citizenship.
Fortilla, if you have any other doubts, please ask me via Discord or via NS Telegram.
Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii, Fortilla
We have a certain system. I'll just write what makes it special. At the head is the emperor, who is chosen by the people at the elections and he rules for 8 years, in some cases less or more, and together with him is ruled by the president, whose title is inherited or can be chosen by a predecessor or chosen at the elections among other heirs. We have more than 23 titles and 7 positions, which is probably not available in other countries. For example, there is such a title as the Buffoon King, he is responsible for events, celebrations, parades, funerals, etc. There are 12 of them in the country, because the country consists of twelve parts, and they are headed by a Buffoon Emperor, probably it's not worth explaining what he does.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Exitium how is the investigation of the station case progressing?
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Barrenroads is an ally of Brasil according to the nations history so unless you want a war with them feel free to take it and Barrenroads is much more powerful than you too
If tensions in South America rise we will conduct the meeting to Unite multiple nations into Speranzist.
Countries such as Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Aruba
This also means we have a defensive treaty with these nations so attacking them would mean you get attacked from us in return
Barrenroads officially asks to be an ally of Speranzist
Being hostile against a nation which surrounds us wont do us any good so please accept this and we can change our ways
I am from singapore
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
BDASP
Speranzist joins the BDASP officially as Space policy has been gained
Divine Ministers words
We have entered the space race in a militaristic way to improve our Defense Forces and regarding BDASP we are currently building ships to send our men to work in, so currently there are still no Speranzistians in the BDASP Station
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya
The Turks does not have a peerage system though the hereditary titles of Sultan/Sultana(equivelent to kings/queens in the west) as well as others and titles relating to the current dynasty held by mostly the Sultan.
The closest thing to a hereditary other then ones related to the dynasty is Bey though this was until the 1400s when it became more akin to governor.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
I see NationStates isn't "Closed for Christmas" days After Christmas anymore now?
*says in humour*
Nihppon, Speranzist
The investigation is under way and the Custodia members are currently going through records and camera files on each section of scientific department. However it looks like it has been tampered with slightly so it may take longer to relay the information back to you.
Orlovckaya
Yes, On a serious note, This NationStates news article explains why; https://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2022/12/27/index.html
Apparently what keeps NationStates alive since the birth of the Internet, was on it's way to it's passing, Ahead of Christmas Day, This was perfection for the site to go offline to replace what the problem was.
During this offline time period, In-real-life Britain made History as His Majesty King Charles III became the First British King to ever do a Christmas Speech through video (or film overall since that's what videos were called during King George VI's reign). He talked about Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II at St. George's Chapel where her throne was officially moved to Charles before being lowered, He also thanked people for Mourning for his mother, And the efforts of welcoming him to what was a very saddening time cutting off from the Platinum Jubilee just a few months ago.
Today and through the rest of the week, Most are preparing for New Year's Eve countdown, Ahead of the first Westminster Chime/Big Ben Bong since 2019. Some are still celebrating Christmas/Xmas due to disastrous weather happening this year, But is slimming down as we reach the final Seasonal Holiday in the 'Ber Months before we head to January 2023.
Meanwhile in Menorica, I was preparing to give a Christmas Speech as Prime Minister of Menorica until it was later canceled due to NationStates being down during Christmas Day, But will instead turn it into a New Year's Speech (2023)
Menorica is to announce a new flag that shall bring Hope on it's current status of becoming a Dominion on January 1st (2-year Anniversary of the current Menorican Flag displayed on the Left in the image), A flag even more stunning and understandable than the Menorican isles' current and previous flags.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Who Cares About Barrenroads We've Upgraded Are Millitary To Semi Auto Matic Assault Rifles, And Helmets. We Can Take Em On! Also..... 20,000 Active Duty Soilders Just Landed In Brazil :)
BREAKING NEWS
The Emperor, Deavono Beluntkin Has Now Telegramed The DM Of Speranzist.
The Telegram Said, " If Barrenroads Interfears, And If You Accept There Defensive Alliance, And Join The War..... I Will Use CA-Bombs (Chemical Atomic Bombs), And Use Nuclear Weapons. "
Damn looks like I am missing some context.
Sooooo, what's this new conflict going on?
(Pretty sure Barrenroads was a puppet of Speranzist last I remember)
Nihppon
Allies and comrades, the reconfiguration of Osema-1 is now only for one research station, and therefore we can already begin our research on a full scale. The second will be temporarily closed to the public except for repair crews and members of the investigation.
Nihppon
I'm Exspanding My Empire And Taking Over Brazil. Barrenroads Is An ALLIE Of Brazil, And Also, They Asked For A Defensive Alliance With Speranzist. So, If Speranzist Excepts It..... And Barrenroads Attacks Me, Then Speranzist Might HELP....
Sublime State
It is a upgrade for you, Barrenroads military already has everything you have, even before your existence and 20,000 is nothing compared to ours and BR forces
Sounds like the low quality version of our C-Missile Warhead, you must know if you attack BDA will just deal with you right? and we also are a nuclear nation and far better than you especially in chemical warfare as it is been in our nation historically
Its a normal nation now and check the factbook to see what land it has.
Erabutia ignored our warning to not expand into South America and they also attack barrenroadian ally Brasil
Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya
Oh god, not again ...
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist
If Erabutia doesnÂ’t leave South America we will declare war and put out Nuclear missiles launched directly into their capital.
We ask Speranzist and other nations to at least ease tensions
Speranzist
Bro......I Just Rememered.... The Kid! The Kid That Said To A Grown Man In A Stall " Are You Pooping? I Know You're Pooping.....It Smells Good! " The Kid That Said Is Now Parachuting Into Barrenroads.
Jewish Sealand
MEETING OF UNION
This meeting is about the nations/lands of Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Aruba joining Speranzist.
Paraguay has officially joined Speranzist
Bolivia has signed a defensive treaty
Peru is still discussing in the meeting
Ecuador declines all offers
Colombia has signed a defensive treaty
Aruba is now controlled by Speranzistian Government and signs a defensive treaty
Jewish Sealand
15000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 missiles hit him
We Will Be Easily Able To Stop That. We've Now Sent 60,000 Soilders Into Brazil.
Lol.
It Has Now Been Announced Publicly That Erabutia Has Finnaly Took Over Canada.
Barrenroads has sent 70,000 troops to Brazil
We aid BR with 1.5 Speranzistian Soldiers and Aircrafts, C-missiles and artillery trucks
We also declare war on Erabutia and we still ask the aid of nations
Alright! Alright! We'll Retreat! Now We're Taking Over Africa.
I missed you guys
Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Fortilla
i missed you too
nstates was down for a long time
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya
Disturbing
As a warning to Erabutia, Barrenroads and it's allies are under OUR protection and any acts of aggression towards them are taken as acts of aggression towards us.
probably a bluff since we took all BR nukes
Interesting
The People's Republic of
Mother Asia
3 minutes ago
New
Speranzist wrote:
probably a bluff since we took all BR nukes Haha Haha Haha Haha HAha !
Sublime State, Speranzist
Erabutia doesn't have a capital though :/
U need 250 million people to get a capital city
Sublime State
technically no nukes since no policy for it
Jewish Sealand
They could still have WMDs as the policy only states "The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.". So they can still build, store and use WMDs; they would just be doing it illegally though.
Mother Asia, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Seriously? There Attacking Us! WeÂ’re Just Trying To Expand Our Empire!
Can We Be Allies? You Just Saved Me From Getting DemolishedÂ
Fortilla
idk expanding right next to our borders when your main Empire is so far away is a clear act of aggression and remember BR said Brasil was an ally before you tried taking it
A survey about the state.
At what age does your country come of age? And how old do you need to be to have a gun, drink alcohol, smoke, drive a car and other vehicles? At what age, on average, people get married and divorced, have children, die. And other interesting things about the age in your country.
Saint Arsenio, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Speranzist, Exitium, Old Wetherport
Pakistan is angry and may go to war with
Mother Asia regarding J&K 😡
Jewish Sealand
Are you serious? Are you at least strong enough for this senseless undertaking ? Go better do the economy and trade.
Mother Asia, Nihppon, Speranzist
The passing of Pele is felt across Nihppon, so a statue of him will be built in front the Nippon Budokan.
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist
-Speranzistian adults are 18 unless you are an AI then you need a humanlike understanding which is done by a test
-When you have a conscience you can own a gun so about the age of 3-5 i suppose
-Alcohol, smoking and driving is 16
-People get married usually at 30 and divorce is illegal and people usually have children at 32
-Our lifespan is 82year it used to 58 during the dark times
fun fact: If you don't have a job when your 20 you either be a exorcist, brother(priest) or a combat priest or just a Divine Guard
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya
We ArenÂ’t Trying To Be Agressive! We Took The Northern Half Of Brazil.
The following Twitcher post was made by a moderately famous Jewish-Sealandian TickTacker:
@APaquistanesaVermelha01
I find it kind of odd how Mother Asia fought to "free" the J&K Union from Pakistan just to take over J&K for themselves. What Mother Asia did was pretty insincere, and they should return the territory to Pakistan.
Twitched from EyePhone
Mother Asia, Sublime State, Speranzist
@AsiaIsMother96: You should stop talking about politics and keep making your dumb dancing videos. The people of J&K were treated unfairly by the Pakistani government and they live better lives now that they are a part of Mother Asia.
@APaquistanesaVermelha01: My videos are not dumb and Pakistan is a great country that treats everyone fairly.
@AsiaIsMother96: If Pakistan is so great, why do you live here in Jewish Sealand instead of going back to live with the other Islamic Pakistanis?
You stop reading, the thread seems to go on infinitely.
Mother Asia, Speranzist
Our Country Is About 90 Years Old. Citizens Need To Be ATLEAST 18 Years Old To Drink, And Own A Gun. Citizens Then Need To Be 25 Years Old To Smoke And 14 To Drive A Car. Many Citizens Either Get Married Between The Ages Of 20 And 25. Most Citizens Have There Kids During There Late 20s And Early 30s. Then Most People Die At Age 65 Or 75 Due To Colmpulsory Millitary Service.
May Pele; rest in peace... he was the GOAT of soccer
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Tilapialand, Old Wetherport, Erabutia
Like I've said many times before, since Jewish Sealand is a Confederation the age of majority varies from state to state. In Macabia, the island where I (Yehoshua José, Prime Minister of Jewish Sealand) am from, the age of majority is 20. You can drive at 18 and you can drink, drive and smoke at 20.
The average Jewish-Sealandian will marry and have kids at the age of 27, however that number is increasing. Finally, the average lifespan is 86 years.
Orlovckaya
YASSSS
Fortilla
Speaking of WMDs.
BDA members should be the only nations so hold nuclear weapons what do you think?
WeÂ’re Asking For Help From Other Countries To Calm Down Protests In Erabutia.
Hmm how can we help?
No, They ShouldnÂ’t.
Mother Asia
BY CALMING THEM DOWN.
Meaning of this?
Jewish Sealand
What is your argument against it?
When I say BDA I mean only in great Britian.
Right. Also, How Can There People Deal With This Cruel Dictatorship?
Huh?
Ugh 😣
Erabutia
Lol.
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