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God Save HM (Her Majesty) Queen Elizabeth III and HRH (His Royal Highness) Prince Victor!
The Television Kingdom And Union is glad to have applied for the Empire Of Great Britain and wish all a nice greeting from our libertarian, constitutional monarchist nation!
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God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies,
and make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all!
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
- The Television Kingdom and Union
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Speranzist
If You Don't Believe There's Dinosaurs, Go Read There Factbook.
- The 2,000 People That Went To Hunt Dinosaurs Are Now Leaving Allynthia, WITHOUT Any Dinosaur Skin Or Meat.-
Greetings,
I'm sorry I've not been active in a while. I've just been busy with my irl studies.
Lunayria, Nihppon
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[spoiler=Brief History of Jewish Sealand]The history of Jewish Sealand is very interesting:
It is a relatively new nation compared to the other countries of the Empire of Great Britain. The first inhabitants of what is now known as Jewish Sealand were Sephardic Jews that arrived in the 15th century to these islands after escaping from Christian persecution in Europe.
Conviniently for our ancestors, no one lived in the Jewish-Sealandian islands before their arrival, so they were able to establish nations and societies. These Jewish nations were separate until their signed the Treaty of the Alliance, a military pact/mutual defense treaty. With the passing of the years, this military pact gained more and more power until it was no longer just a military pact, but a confederal government, which now (loosely) united our islands into a single country.[/spoiler]
The Kingdom Of Gondor
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Ok.
The Aric Foneswaf Murders
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on December 7th, Aric Foneswat Walked Into His Apartment At About 12:23 AM Carrying A Brief case With Knifes, And Many More Dangerous Weapons. He Finnally Got Checked In, And Walked Into A Elevator. Two People Were In There, Nancy Swallyfom And Thomasco Ike. Aric Then Opened His Suitcase And Pulled Out A Standard Kichen Knife, Stabbing Both Of Them 29 Times. Then He Walked Down Toward His Neighbours Room And Shot There Six Kids. He Was Finnaly Arrested On February 10. The Murders Would Then Give Him The Nickname " The Birthday Killer" Since He Murdered The 8 People On His Birthday.
WHAT!?! I DEMAND ALL OF THEM FREED AND BROUGHT BACK HEREÂ….OR ELSE!
Jewish Sealand
Great! We Gondorians are already writing down your history and will spread it across the Kingdom. Thank you for spreading your nationÂ’s knowledge!
Saint Arsenio, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
It is indeed quite interesting. It's good to hear your people were able to escape persecution and find a new land to live and prosper in.
Saint Arsenio, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Well for me to tell you in a different perspective.
It would allow every country to trade all materials without sanctions or any imposed
tariffs
Every nation would seriously benefit from this (EXCEPT)-no nation in Great Britain can trade military equipment without the approval of Great Britain leaders or the other nations of Great Britain.
Tell me if you think you get the picture now.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Interesting hmm 🤔
British Andorra
I get the idea, but seeing as Lunaryia's main export is our Arms Manufactoring this would be of little or no benefit to Lunayria.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Well I would love if you did give it a try.
British Andorra
But there is no benefit for us to even consider trying...
British Andorra
I would consider trying or what do suppose we do?
British Andorra
We would consider trying it if the restrictions on trading military equipment was removed.
British Andorra
I would be one too to a free trade pact or something like that. I have several industries in my nation like, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. These industries would be greatly expanded upon and boosted if a free trade pact is implanted. IÂ’m willing to go through with it once enough nations also agree theyÂ’ll join it. Mother Asia and Lunayria I can help with compromises and agreements which will help in expanding this free trade pact once itÂ’s solidly solidified. I do know of one other nation thatÂ’s interestedÂ…The Kingdom Of Gondor wanna join?
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, The Kingdom Of Gondor, Speranzist
Would I ever! This pact will help my nation out in establishing ourselves in the international world. IÂ’ll be open to joining it also when enough nations also say theyÂ’ll join.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
After thinking about it more I'd definitely join this free trade union especially if more nations are involved, but only if the restrictions selling military equipment are removed. The restrictions aren't necessary and if anything actively hinders the "free trade" this proposition is promoting. The restrictions make even less sense when you consider the definition of "free trade" which states "international trade left to its natural course without tariffs, quotas, or other restrictions".
British Andorra
*This post is about the poll*
My family, or anyone I've known here in the UK now that I think about it, doesn't celebrate Halloween. I personally am not a fan of Halloween, other than the events some videogames have, and I detest horror movies. So I suppose the closet thing I've done that's a 'favourite thing' would be to hop on some Call of Duty Zombies, Left 4 Dead 2, some Halloween event like Scream Fortress on TF2 or the War Thunder Halloween event with some friends.
I think the only good thing I can think about that's related to Halloween is the deals you get on sweets after it's over.
Jewish Sealand
Alright sounds fair. IÂ’ll try and help you convince Mother Asia to let go of those restrictions.
Lunayria
For the Poll: I put Other which in my case is sadly none. Yes, I live in the good ole US of A right down in Georgia, but my family just doesnÂ’t do anything really unlike our neighbors. My family is a bit lazy and doesnÂ’t like to put up any decorations besides Christmas Lights duringÂ…Christmas and a good two months after that before one of our neighbors points it out and wants us to take them down. Anyway, since my mother is on the strict side, I also donÂ’t watch lots of horror movies with anyone, besides me of course. Halloween is just something that passes by for my family. Thanksgiving and Christmas however is a different story. Good poll question Yeldon! IÂ’m still trying to get used to Jewish Sealand not being Cultural Secretary, but IÂ’m managing ok so far! I await further polls!
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
Ah I can’t wait until I can apply for citizenship and get to vote. My birthday is coming up, Turing 13, I’ll “legally” be able to do all that. Can’t wait!
Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
I'm not in this discussion, but like Lunayria our main export is military equipment, we kind of have to pass.
Nihppon
BIG UPDATE ON THE GBFTA
(Great Britain Free Trade Agreement)
Since many nations want us to remove the restrictions with the vote of Mother AsiaÂ’s new law of this and many other nations wanting to join!
Mother Asia is removing Military equipment so every nation May now trade anything without the use of tariff.
Free Trade Agreement vote will be taken place in the next 1-2 days!
Be ready and on stand by!
Every nation can join and it will benefit everyone :)
Lunayria, Nihppon, Civaliana, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Can I join as well guys? FTA?
Lunayria
God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!
OÂ’ Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies,
and make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all!
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
God Save HM Queen Elizabeth III and HRH Prince Victor!
Lunayria, Menorica, Mother Asia, Nihppon
Great! Well now I officially proclaim that IÂ’m joining the FTA. LetÂ’s see who else does too.
Lunayria
It is great to have a Jewish nation in this region since 40% of speranzists are Orthodox Jewish!
Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
What are the religious percentages in your nation then, other than the 40% Jewish Orthodox?
For Lunayria the majority of our population is atheist, with a minority following the nations official religion. There have been efforts to increase funding and support towards spirituality, but they have been unsuccessful.
Jewish Sealand
40%Orthodox Jews,55%Christians(including all the types) and 5% is classed as other including atheists,reform etc
Jewish Sealand
If your people are already atheist it is nearly impossible to change their mind unless you force them too
Breaking news.
Targetwest government.
The Shar the supreme leader and the president and three top generals have been killed in a plane crash this afternoon. Early indications say it was a bomb that went off the country is now in mourning a new president and Shar will be chosen soon
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
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My condolences to the people of Targetwest for the lost of their leaders.
Anything we can do to help?
Question Of The Day!
If you could become a supernatural creature at night, what would it be, and why?
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
The targetwest government has said there intelligence say it was another nation that planted the bomb. The voting has been done . The new Shar is the shars oldest son. The new president is Ali murbak. The new Shar has promised swift action and those responsible will be burned to death
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Lunayria will also be willing to join.
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
There will be a vote concluded tomorrow!
Jewish Sealand
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Banasnastaos está esperando ansiosamente pela votação
well....actually, TAKE THIS.
-Its not clear how many naval ships went over to mother asia,but, all the emperor can say is that all hose ships are going to start a naval blockade by british andorra.
British Andorra
who are the suspects, because we have to RIGHT HERE. there names are ''bonshour flinhow'' and ''jeffro yekalo'.
WHAT!?! IF YOU DONÂ’T GIVE BACK MY PROUD CITIZENSÂ….IÂ’LL BE FORCED TO GET THEM BACK. DonÂ’t make me do that! I want to solve this peacefully and not with war. Your gonna make me though! Can any nations back me up and help me have a peaceful solution for this?
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
oh and these guys are british andorran.
British Andorra
WAIT, THEY ARENT. THERE PORTUGUESE.
British Andorra
I donÂ’t speak Spanish, do you mind translating to it in English?
According to google translate they said "Banasnastaos is eagerly waiting for the vote"
Jewish Sealand
Members of the unamed alliance could ban trade and sanction Deushtflein
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
could i join him tlc?
On Mars we have several quartz ores and we have discovered a swamp on the new continent.
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
OF ALL OF THE NATIONALITIES TO BLAME YOU CHOSE US?
seriously? Get your facts right
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
Great idea! I shall propose this idea.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
HUh? You Can't Ban Me From Trade! Fine, I'll Give You Your People.
EVRYONE, HELP! WE'RE HAVING A REVOLUTION PLEA- " Uhg, Get Rid Of Him! Ok Now Listen Up! We Are Ze NEW Goverment! No More Democracy, We Need Communism! All Right! I Ebb Think That All! "
- The Country Of Deushtflein Is Now Communist And Electing A New Monarch-
Lunayria, Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii, Jewish Sealand
Is the unnamed alliance still looking for members?
Deushtflein Is Now Ready! - About 20,000 Planes Fly Over British Andorras Cappital Dropping 12 Bombs At A Time. Meanwhile In Deushtflein, Millions Of Troops And Sailors Are Getting Ready For War.
British Andorra
IC: That's not Spanish, it's Portuguese. I know because I was born and raised in the Jewish Sealandian Republic of Macabia, where our native language is Spanish.
After great debate in the Council of Alliance, Jewish Sealand has decided that it wants to be part (and one of the founding members) of the GBFTA
Mother Asia, British Andorra
Whoah, I've missed quite a lot of events.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Not sure but if you want to enter there will be a voting system
We are requesting aid as our city centre has been bombed by anti-religious terrorists and we have begun out attack.Speranzist is in martial law and will not respond to any outside conflicts till this issue has been resolved
Mother Asia
I also want to be a founding member as well. I was the third person interested so it only makes sense.
Jewish Sealand
This morning targetwest fighterjets dropped central portugal after our intelligence found that some of there agents were behind the killing of our beloved Shar president and our generals
100 bombs were dropped on central portugal there parliament building is a blaze some mps have been killed
You still havenÂ’t responded back to me.
Dms check please 🙏
IÂ’m the first founding member of GBFTA
(Great Britain Free Trade Agreement)..
British Andorra
We will be happy to have you!
A message about voting for the whole
Nation will shortly be announced later today!
Jewish Sealand
You may! I will conduct a huge message later today sometime around 7-8pmEST my timezone. Be on the lookout.
Mother Asia is neutral BUT!
We do support a peaceful resolution to both countries and would not like any countries to go to warÂ
If any countries need help, Mother Asia will see based on who strikes first and for what reason and was it worth it.
British Andorra
Yo
Can the members of the unamed alliance like this msg? ItÂ’s so that I can make a list and please donÂ’t like it if your not in it.(btw im conexis if anyone is wondering)
British Andorra
We are targetwest we would like to propose a meeting off all nations in our region
Lunayria, Saint Arsenio, Her Majesty Queen Victoria
Targetwest government this afternoon have confirmed after months of trying we have 30 new found oil wells and found 800 tonnes of gold that makes targetwest one of the most prosperous and richest nations in the region
Post by Targetwest suppressed by Her Majesty Queen Victoria.
We are now putting out targetwest is keeping ten oil wells for it self. The other 20 are for sale either 20 or individual
Post by Targetwest suppressed by Her Majesty Queen Victoria.
Targetwest government has also confirmed it is selling some jewellery and plots of land
Try not to quadruple post. You can always go back and edit an earlier post.
I will sing this when the Empire is ready for Z-Day in a few days. While N-Day was a bit of a strange struggle for some of us to enjoy this year because of political events in real life, Z-Day might be more relaxing and enjoyable considering it is 100% Fiction based on Halloween - No! Not the movie with Michael Myers - the Holiday and it's Events for those who celebrate the holiday annually.
Lunayria, Saint Arsenio, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Hey Everyone Miss Me....? BECAUSE I'M COMIN! -20,000 Troops Land On British Andorras Cost With 1 Order " Kill. " After About 1 Hour, The Soilders Were Able To Capture The Beach. Many Soilders Were Lost Due To Machine Gun Fire, Artillery, And Fighter Jets. The Soilders Are Now Making Forts Around The Coast And Are In Constant Threat To Get Bombed, Or Get Gassed.
British Andorra
The Influential - Government News
The Saint Glennwood city council approved a $1.5 million beautification project, sponsored by Beautify the Nation LLC early Tuesday morning, the most expensive beautification project approved by the city since its founding. Mayor Kendra Johnson-Wells applauded the approval in a midday press conference outside the Saint Glennwood City Hall, saying, "This is a step in the right direction, and I thank both the city council for voting to approve this project and the 'Beautify the Nation' team for sponsoring the project.
As our city continues to grow, roads are paved, and new buildings are constructed, it's imperative that we work diligently to maintain the natural beauty of the nation's capital and to ensure the survival and continued success of one of Saint Glennwood's largest industries: tourism. Let today's approval of this project serve as a reminder that this government is fully committed to protecting and maintaining our environment and breathtaking scenery while also expanding our economy."
Prime Minister Thomas issued a statement commending the project, saying, in part, "On behalf of my government, I'd like to applaud Mayor Wells for proposing this groundbreaking project and the Saint Glennwood City Council for approving it. Saint Glennwood is the heart of our kingdom, and it's important that we treat it as such. My government will always be committed to the beautification of Saint Arsenian cities, which is why I'm proposing a federally-operated beautification fund aimed at helping cities fund projects by paying a portion of the bill."
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Ok thank you! I just want my people back if there being mistreated in the other country.
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Now you try to invade me? Nations of this region! I call on you to help me! The Unnamed Alliance Members, can you provide military support for me? My military is very advanced, but is small. This is an unwarranted attack by this nation and we want to defend ourselves!
Lunayria
As you can see already, the other nation has striked first! First, they tried to bomb me, but failed to mention that we stopped their planes from every reaching our lands. Next, they land an invasion force and have captured a good portion of a random beach! I implore you to help me out, if not military aid then humanitarian aid then. I await your reply.
Lunayria, Mother Asia
That Was The Start! - The Massacre At Erin Farm- 100 Soilders From The 7th Infantry Division Walk Into Erin Far Burning It To The Ground, Also They Kill Who Ever Was Working There. They Finnaly Burn It To The Ground And Take All The Food, And Livestock.
Mother Asia, British Andorra
Whats Z- Day?
Jewish Sealand
A zombie Halloween event held every year. Not really a fan of it myself so I don't take part.
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Technically Where There's A Zombie Apocalypse For A Day?
Jewish Sealand
Basically
Mother Asia
Mother Asia is officially on British Andorra side since the enemy country has no right to invade IÂ’m frankly disgusted how some countries donÂ’t have manners and do whatever they want.
With this being said, Mother Asia is slowly gonna start supporting British Andorra.
Congress will have to approve an 800billionUSD Military Budget for this
We will be sending the following
-Humanitarian Aid
-200 helicopters
-60 Navy Seals
-500 Military Trucks
-3 Big Navy Huge Jumbo
At this time Mother Asia will consider MAYBE sending 30,000 troops of our own to your land for your protection & it strengthens our relationship effectively.
I request other nations to evaluate the situation before taking any sides!
Signed into Law
5:45pmEDT
10/26/2022
Prime Minister Mother Asia
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Deushtflein
10:30 AM- Soilders Got The Order To Evacuate British Andorra. Many Soilders Were Actually Captured My Mother Asia, But Still, SOME Soilders Got Out. (Only About 9,000) 20, 000 Troops Went To British Andorra, But, 2,000 Soilder Were Dead, 1,000 Wounded, and 18,000 Captured. The Invasion Was An Utterly Loss. Though The Soilders Made Good Progress, Just It Backfired Due To The Sighting Of 4,000 Mother Asian Soilders 2 Miles By Erin Farm. We Surrender And Are Going Home.
Targetwest government have taken the state of central portugal 🇵🇹 23.000 civilians were killed we captured a group of 4 terror suspects we have brought them back to targetwest to be put on trial
Lunayria
Lunayria will be willing to aid you, but we would require membership in the Unnamed Alliance to make coordinating our forces easier.
British Andorra, Speranzist
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