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Region: Empire of Great Britain
Joshua Stevens: “If I may add to this. Why have you restricted anything besides crime? Yes, your medical advisors may have advised you on this, but just let the Lunayrian people drink and do what they want. Do not restrict them in what they can do regarding alcohol, smoking, and other drugs like marijuana. Plus this will aid the economy as alcohol and other businesses will be started which will add to the economy. I would recommend reversing these restrictions. On another note, I have taken note that the military and the emperor is held in high regards by the people and not the previous democratic governments. While I do admire the principles of absolute monarchy, this is the modern age. I propose then, a constitutional monarchy. The emperor shall have some limited power in choosing their advisors and being the rubber stamp for various pieces of legislation and wars. The military shall be allowed to have their own representatives if their is high demand for it. I shall propose these to you and hope you do at least heed the advice I give. In the meantime… *Steven’s cracks open a nice bottle of champagne and smokes on some marijuana*.”
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
IÂ’m well aware of it. I desire the position of space command, so that is why.
Perhaps make it only allow it during Festivals of Lunayria as a delicacy or if you start production make cans and bottles a smaller size with a limit on how much you can buy. Or maybe make people more educated on the risks of Alcohol which im sure most know and this wouldnt neccesarly be unbanning it but only decreasing the regulations.
Yes it isn't really a emotional support item what i meant was it can still make your citizens more happier and regarding the medical part it is fine as long as the restrictions of buying too much is implemented. This would raise civil rights only a bit but people would understand the dangers of alcohol too.
Overall i would say allow alcohol with restrictions and education.
-DM Leunam
Are you sure? It's ~28.17% of GDP.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Orlovckaya Is it possible to add Defensive systems created by other nations?
Orlovckaya
Mason: We are not changing our policies on Alcohol, smoking, and drugs. They were specifically banned because of their harm to the consumer and those around them.
Akira: And while we're at it Mr Stevens, this is absolutely appalling behaviour you are showing us. We were willing to let your insults to Kaz slide but this is unacceptable behaviour for a FORMER Ambassador and REPRESENTATIVE of another nation to be displaying. You are publicly and purposefully disrespecting and breaking our laws. If you do not put away your illegal items and return to your accommodation, there will be consequences.
Akira: As stated before we are not changing our policies on Alcohol, smoking, and drugs.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
DM: That is completely fine and I the Divine Minister and our Nation is honored and pleased to take part in this debate and I hope you and the Lunayrians be good in health and prosperity.
(We shall leave now)
BREAKING NEWS: The Corsican Wall Owned By Deushtflein And Speranzist Has Just Witnessed A Horrible Act By Rioters. Rioters Were Trying To Climb Over Wall And Also Trying To Break It Down. The Speranzistian Troops Then Started Firing At The Rioters But The Rioters Still Managed To Break Down The Wall Using Jackhammers And Crow -Bars. The Prime Minister Of Deushtfleon Is Now Wanting To Meet With The Speranzistian Goverment.
After the DM left Lunayria, immediately went to address this issue
So....First of all the reason why we shot them was our gas supplies to make them unconscious was depleted and these people had weapons and one of our soldiers has died from a crowbar smashing his skull!
So I hope we can deal with this peacefully.
I will listen to your ideas first then say mine.
We understand it's been good having you here for the debate. Safe travels.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
I wish it was safe travels but we seem to always have a problem with the Deushtfleinians, The DM said this with a laugh then stared at the wall.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
Were Holding A Meeting Because We Want To Know What To Do. We're Not Mad.
Yes but its good to have a reason just in case.
What is your plan?
We don't mind killing all of them but i feel you wouldn't like that
Perhaps this will be of some aid? [Hands over a complimentary Lunayrian Made Assualt Rifle]
Speranzist
Does anyone follow the world cup?
I do
Go three lions!!!!
Football's coming home!!!
Well, If We Keep Fighting Them They Will Grow And Get Better In War Tacticts. So, My Recommendation Is To....Let Them Have Independance?
This will surely help if something goes wrong!
Independence?!
i mean if you want the 5% gone as have it independent we are happy to oblige.
So 5% of your territory will now be independent land?
I Mean Like The Whole Corsican Island...
oh....
No.
Its fine if the 5% is independent maybe we can increase to 10%
We Then Shall Just Fight The Rioters.
Does this mean i have your permission to shoot down any rioters? or just arresting them?
Speranzist
....did I just read two nations casually agreeing to gun down rioters? Or do I need my eyes checked?
Allynthia
Yup, You Did.
Allynthia
It may be Rioters for them but for Speranzist our territory is being attacked by separatist terrorists.
The agreement was just me making sure this isn't Deushtflein Military attacking me
Mother Asia
Oh IÂ’m sure
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
Joshua Stevens: “It’s called protesting dear, a right held very dearly in British Andorra. I’m afraid these debates are going no where, guess I’ll pack and wish you luck.”
Rachel Hill’s televised speech to Lunayria: “It seems that Stevens has declared the Lunayrian people as oppressed and sad, so he has departed Lunayria and arrived back here in British Andorra. Seems he had wanted the people of Lunayria to be more freer and be able to do more stuff and have the ability to do stuff, but the strict rules and polices of the Lunayrian government he declared was strangling the Lunayrian population into compliancy. We wish you good luck and hope you form a government for the people and by the people, good day.”
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
*cry* 😭
Lunayria
If it any of them Mother Asia will gladly send troops for extra protection as long as they are protected under your jurisdiction in the country.
Lunayria, Speranzist
I think Mother Asia contributes the most here if IÂ’m right of funding British Andorra
Lunayria, British Andorra
Not hardly. You donated about 15 Trillion in US dollars which is about 12 Trillion in pounds. Meanwhile I donated 100 Trillion pounds. I think I donated the most so I should get the position.
Lunayria, Mother Asia
Joshua Stevens: “Also I was a former president of British Andorra and I’m currently an ambassador. You can’t even get basic facts right, makes sense regarding the state of Lunayria.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
Post self-deleted by Lunayria.
Stevens: “Haha! I- am ambassador *hic* when I goz bac! You sem to inore facts you impotent keks… *Stevens falls asleep*
President Rachel Hill: “Haha I do apologize for that. It seems he’s broke into my personal supply of wine it seems. I have personally watching the emperor’s speech and I do think I need to highlight something. What is good health and security for a nation if one’s people are restricted from doing such a basic thing as drinking alcohol? *Takes a swig of beer*. Here in British Andorra, we have good health and security for all of our citizens, while also not restricting them in any way shape or form besides crime. Think about why Joshua Stevens insisted upon the restrictions being foolish, we don’t have them here in British Andorra and yet we have excellent health. Also, have you forgotten that when America banned alcohol that bootlegging and crime became more prevalent? Also, you cannot say anything about not following the facts as your nation has one of the highest percentages of black market in regards to your economy and you have such restrictions in play. It pains me to say this, but due to the previous democratic government clearly out of the picture and not coming back soon. From now on, the embassy in Lunayria shall be ended until they adapt a democracy. We may have an alliance, but consider our friendship over. British Andorra shall rise above and be the shining beacon of freedom and equality! Huzzah!”
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
We would be highly interested to see the grand cathedral and other historical buildings of Lunayria after this situation has calmed down.
Please be respectful in these debates, you must remember you are in the BDA so please be respectful and also think how other nations would feel seeing the Administrator of BDA having people like this?
I think you should be extremely respectful and apologise to Lunayria as you must know they are the ones who can save multiple nations with their immense military power
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Post self-deleted by Lunayria.
Agreed congratulations!!
Lunayria, British Andorra
Wow dam is the nation alright?
Lunayria, British Andorra
It certainly is quite the contribution, I wouldn't be surprised if we now have all the money need for the project now.
Mother Asia
Stevens: *After waking up, Stevens is told of what he has done and is horrified* “It seems you are right.. While I shall always agree in protest, this was not an appropriate time to do it. I shall apologize for that, and that only. I do hope my apology is taken for heart and not as an attempt to get out of trouble. Also, President Rachel Hill has given me a letter stating that while she also apologizes for any grievance or anger that might have resented from her speech, she shall not rescind her actions and shall only apologize. The BDA is an organization above my power and I shall respect that. Perhaps once the new administration comes to power, everything shall be sorted out by then. Let’s hope so.
Lunayria, Speranzist
President Rachel Hill: “Huh…wow. When initially watching it, I liked the explanation about the whole alcohol thing and I’m especially glad that there is an alcohol substitute. I shall apologize for that as well as-
Stevens: “Oh um hehe yeah me too.”
President Rachel Hill: “Back to me, I loved the history part. Big history buff. I have also punished a slightly drunk Joshua Stevens from breaking into my beloved storage of alcohol. On to other things now, IÂ’m glad that you had acknowledged my points about the black market spike and crime within your nation regarding the prohibition of alcohol and how you had to introduce the substitute. Now on to the last part. I have only claimed to have ended the embassy to your country and not any others. To make myself not look like a hypocrite, the reason I donÂ’t apply these same standards to each other nation is becauseÂ
A: They have been punished or dealt with in a way *cough cough* Deushtflein *cough cough*
B: DonÂ’t have a history of despotic or tyrannical rule and is a force for good and allows a good amount of freedom and equality in the country
Overall, I like that you admit faults why also going on unnecessary rage trips against me, British Andorra, and Joshua Stevens. Though Stevens might’ve deserved it, so I won’t fault you there.”
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Post self-deleted by Lunayria.
Out rp: Couple More Hours Till My Surgery!
Jewish Sealand, Allynthia, Speranzist
Hopefully, it goes well!
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
President Rachel Hill: “I’m very pleased at the announcement of the creation of a constitutional monarchy. You sir, have saved your job and neck. I’m reinstalling the embassy and friendship for Lunayria. I’m very pleased at the possible overturning of the prohibition. Stevens will return, though he has a message
Stevens: “Viva le gren leeeef my dudes.. *hic*. Heeh funny gren leeeeef and funny sleep drink go woosh.”
President Rachel Hill: “Oh..dear. He has begged me to use my wine storage again, and I foolishly obliged. Please, I want him on the next flight over. He has become a hip grandpa recently and that has caused problems like this. Please hold off on rescinding anything alcohol and drug related and monitor his travel while in Lunayria to make sure he doesn’t try and illegally buy alcohol and, marijuana. I do apologize for this and hope he would sober u-
Stevens: “AHEHRNDDNDJ. BRWETH ANDMORA IS THE ALCHO AND GREEN LEEEF CAPIOL OF TEH WALD. HAAHAHAH.” *Stevens is angrily dragged off the stage by President Rachel Hill*
President Rachel Hill *Distant*: “I shall end this televised speech, good d- HEY GET BACK HERE STEVENS WITH MY 1942 FLOR’ AF CURRY CHERRY AND HONEY WINE!!”
Jewish Sealand
It's Only Gonna Be 30 Minutes. I Just Getting A Couple Of Moles Off My Body.
British Andorra, Speranzist
Post self-deleted by Lunayria.
President Rachel Hill: “All of it was locally made. We are interrupting regular TV time. This is insanity. Uh, he is fine he just went on a rampage. Just get him soft drinks and he’ll be fine.”
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Didn't even know there was a specific surgery for that. I guess you learn something new every day.
Hakuto: That is hilarious! Turns out we were interrupting the "Polar Express", you seen it? It's such a good film, I love the bit with the train...though the animation is kinda creepy. What were you guys interrupting?
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Allynthia
President Rachel Hill: “I guess “Die Hard”. Christmas action movies at their finest.”
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Oooo
Post self-deleted by Lunayria.
Right. IÂ’m In The Hospital Right Now On My Moms Phone.
Lunayria
30 More Minutes Till Surgery!
Lunayria, Allynthia
Since we had our side under marhshal law and thorough military patrols, our side of the wall is quite tame, except some teens trying to express the "spirit of the fatherland", who are eventually shot down.
As for the other side, it has proven troublesome, we have threatened them that we will fire at them with live rounds to deter them yet they come. Tear gas has helped largely. We have deported back whom we manage to imprison and the soldiers are instructed to fire at will were they given the order by the supervising officer.
We see no issue with that, we believe that this would in fact be more beneficial to have multiple diverse religions to work on this together, as this would provide a wider perspective.
Lunayria, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Seems like quite the situation over there. Here's hoping it'll calm down, we wouldn't want to risk this escalating into an even bigger problem.
Allynthia, Speranzist
Regarding the Border issue....We could use our (sleeping gas)melatonin gas bombs but you would have to officially militarise your border and declare it a warzone and these are not teens just terrorists.
and thank you for accepting our BDASP offer
Allynthia
We Can Use Anesteshia. They'll Just Fall Alseep Then We Can Pick Them Up In Millitary Veichles And Bring Them Back To There City.
Mother Asia
Does Anyone Want To Know How I Woke Up After My Surgery?
Sure.
Northern Jaegers
Well, I Woke Up After I Heard Something Ripping Off My Back And Then I Opened My Eyes And Saw Some Heart Rait Stickers Or Something (I'm Pretty Sure There Called Something Like That. I Had Them On To Check My Heart Rate.) I Then Saw That My 2 Favorite Blankets Were Right Next To Me Which Made Me VERY Comfortable ( I'm In Third Grade By The Way). I Asked For A Cup Of Water, Talked To The Nurse About When I Was Going To See My Parents. She Then Said I Could Get Out Of The Surgery Room And She Carted My Way Back To My Room With Me Laying With My Blankets. She Then Removed The IV Out Of My Hand And Asked If My Parents Or I Had Any Questions. We Said No, And Then She Said I Was Really Brave And I Wasn't Screaming Like Other Kids Were. I Got Dressed, Got On A Wheelchair Because She Said I "Potientally" Could Be Still Dizzie. We Went Down The Elevator And She Walked Me Out To My Dads Car And After My Parents And I Went To Get PANCAKES.
Jewish Sealand, Allynthia, Speranzist
It's good to hear it went well!
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Right.
BREAKING NEWS: Prime Minister Louis Davone, Is Holding An Ermeegency Meeting With The Leaders Of Speranzist And Allynthia. This Is Because There Has Been An Attack On Both Walls Causing 59 Deaths, 50% Of Them Being Deushtfleinian.
Allynthia
The Foreign relations minister of Speranzist will attend this minister instead of DM Leunam due to now classified issues.
FRM of Speranzist:So I say gas them all out!, those terrorists needs to be stopped in some way. This would be the most least-destructive and non-collateral way. If there's anything about independence we wont allow!
Lunayria, Northern Jaegers
Hello. We are [nation=long]Northern Jaegers[/nation], which means Northern Hunters. After many many years of petitions, polls and demonstrations and admittedly a touch of rebellion; the new democratic government in Lunayria, after a nationwide vote, has given us their blessing for independence! We're not exactly a large nation currently but we aim to be a blazing beacon for democracy and freedom! URA! Our government's current goals are to grow our nation, preserve and maintain our ecosystem and to establish ourselves on the world stage.
As our name suggests we exist in the North of the world, and our people were originally hunters. Our nation is pretty much surrounded by beautiful snow-topped mountains, known as the Eisengard Range. Below these mountains sit a vast forest that covers most of our nation, due to us wanting to preserve the natural beauty of this forest and are land we have sadly had to ban cars, the only methods of transportation are by train, air or travelling on foot using the various footpaths and trails spread out across the nation. Inside the great forest, there is an abundance of lakes, with countless different types of flora and fauna to be found! Past the vast forest is the Highland plains which then lead to our coastline, though due to where we are located the ports are frozen for a good part of the year.
There were some terms that we had to agree to gain our independence. Firstly, we don't officially have a military yet, so we've had asked Lunayria to set up and man some military bases across the nation, this way we'll be under their protection until our military is ready, so let that be a warning to those that may wish to do us harm. Secondly, we're not allowed to have an oppressive regime in charge, if that does happen, which it won't, they will will put an end to it. Thirdly, there is to be free movement between our two nations, basically meaning we can get jobs and do stuff over in their nation and their citizens can do the same here, this will help build up trust in each other and make our economies grow even stronger. And finally, they wish to have some permanent military presence in the nation, which was already agreed to, they've even agreed to set up broadcast stations across the nation!
Lunayria, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Allynthia, Speranzist, Exitium
Barrenroads will be increasing military personnel near Speranzist borders.
Lunayria, Northern Jaegers
Hello! i hope we can be in good relations in the future.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Northern Jaegers
We now fire at the Dinosaurs which seems to be charging into our Checkpoints
Hello there! We've been told all about the heroic actions of the BDA and their new ambitions of building a space station! Hopefully our two nations can build an everlasting and fruitful relationship with each other! URA
I agree but is your nation currently a puppet of Lunayria or completely independent?
just making sure
We are, as of a few hours ago, completely independent from Lunayria.
Jewish Sealand
May i ask what type of people are your citizens?
like their culture and perhaps religion?
Northern Jaegers
We have found spies in our Nation and we believe it is your men as the DNA reports show Chilean descent.
We request a meeting with the Divine Minister himself no one else or we will retaliate in ways you will not like at all.
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya
Prime Minister Louis Devone: " We Shouldn't Gas Them! We Shall Kill Them! There Just Teenagers, Who Cares! We Don't Care About Them! Next Time They Attack, We're Immiedetaly Declaring War On Our Civilians In Corsica! I Don't Even Care About What You Say. This Is For Liberty, Freedom!
Don't Attack Speranzist.
Now Ehh...Northern Jaegers We Would Like To Ask, Defensive Alliance?
Thank you for being interested in our nation!
We were originally just simple hunters, gatherers and tamers but once we were incorporated into the Grand Empire that all changed. We became the northern hub for specialised military training; we specialised in training soldiers for cold weather environments, mountaineers, tamers. One of our most notable students was Former President Jack, who is now currently in charge of their Black Ops units. So, we have a deep military history. As for culture and customs, it is mostly based around protecting, raising, maintaining, and celebrating our wildlife along with land of eternal winter. As for religion, we don't have a set national religion, we do have a Pagen based religion but it's not widespread enough to be considered a major religion.
That seems a bit too forward. Our nations don't exactly know each other.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
.....FRM Of Speranzist is visibly shocked and speaks: uhhhhh sure but we erm wont be joining you on this one sadly since we have other matters...
The Divine Minister of Speranzist has no business meeting up with you especially with a risk of an assassination attempt.
Lunayria
Barrenroads has launched 57 missiles to Speranzist.
30 directed towards the Government Headquarters where the DM resides.
20 directed to Corsica
And 7 to the Capital, The Falklands.
We warned you about the consequences
Lunayria, British Andorra, The Kingdom Of Gondor
Oh my god! How dare you attack a member of the BDA! I shall use Article 1 and shall promptly declare war on your nation! IÂ’m mobilizing my forces as we speak, and IÂ’m preparing my anti-missile and nuke defense weapons. You shall learn that it was foolish to have attacked a member of the BDA!!
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand
I shall also issue Article 1 of the BDA in response. IÂ’ll mobilize 65% of my adult population and send (70 million) to British Andorra to supplement their manpower if need be. The rest (34 million)
shall be sent on a- itÂ’s best I donÂ’t discuss military operations with enemy yeah?
Lunayria, Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
[nation=long]Lunayria[/nation] shall be preparing an expeditionary force to send to [nation]Speranzist[/nation]. This is in response to [nation]British Andorra[/nation]'s and [nation]The Kingdom Of Gondor[/nation]'s issuing of BDA Article 1.
They should be arriving in [nation]British Andorra[/nation] in a few hours to link up with the other BDA Forces.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Even Though I'm Not In The BDA, I'm Sending Many Troops Over To British Andorra. These Troops Will Be Commanded To Do Whatever Your Generals Say. We're Also Leading Bombing Raids On Barrenroads.
Lunayria, British Andorra
Speranzist News
We declare war on Barrenroads and with the information gained by Northern Jaegers it is highly likely Deushtflein is involved in this.
The Divine Minister has passed away due the building collapsing on him and some officials during a meeting.
The Funeral will begin when the war is over.
The Government of Union is in charge of the Country.
Speranzist is now a Moralistic Democracy
No longer a Theocracy
Death Toll:
5400 civilian deaths
13 officials died
WAR
Please dont attack enemy terriotry yet as Barrenroads is an official country with nuclear weapons and bordering us will cause immense damage.
Lunayria, British Andorra, Barrenroads
We Thought About Helping Them....But Seriously We Didnt. I Promise.
Lunayria, British Andorra
You are temporarily banned from entering any areas of Speranzist
Lunayria
We're Not, My Soilders Are Under British Andorann Control.
Lunayria
Please leave we do not care if you are in control of British Andorra, we are in state of emergency so listen to our orders
Lunayria, British Andorra
Trying to Bomb will be quite hard as you may hit some speranzist villages next to us.
If the BDA members do not leave we will detonate our Nuclear Warheads
Lunayria, British Andorra
BDA STATUS IS NOW CRITICAL
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
I Said BrITISH ANDORRA Is In Charge Of My Troops. And, We're Not Leaving!
Lunayria, British Andorra
British Andorra The Government of Speranzist is asking you to leave the Country if you have Deushtflein soldiers.
We don't want a blue on blue situation here.
Lunayria, British Andorra
Why Can't We Help Though?
Lunayria, British Andorra
You are in suspicion of the attack and planning of the death of the Divine Minister.
Please leave Speranzist Territory while we investigate this matter
Lunayria, British Andorra
Post self-deleted by Deushtflein.
If possible, could we send a military attaché to join and observe the BDA forces in action?
British Andorra, Speranzist
Alright, Deushtflein IÂ’m sending your troops to aid The Kingdom Of Gondor to aid in their secret military operation.
Northern Jaegers
Where's That?
British Andorra, Northern Jaegers
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