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Region: Empire of Great Britain
can we send some DJs to enhance the party?
British Andorra, Choseun
(Out of RP) it seems that our nations are going to be very friendly after this peace talks.
British Andorra
While we may not be able to assist in replacing toes, we do have quite advanced tech on prosthetics so if Ambassador Stevens would like we could set him up with a bionic myoelectric arm prosthesis. Though if it was the hand he lost it will require surgery to remove his lower arm as well.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Yuanza, Choseun
The Red Star Journal:
A man with a strong resemblance to the Former British Andorran President, Joshua Stevens, has been spotted in Jewish Sealand. In a viral TickTack video, the man claims to be the real Joshua Stevens and that the severely woonded Stevens that was found in Mother Asia is an impostor. After many lookalikes have been spotted all around the world, many wonder 'who is the real Joshua Stevens?'.
Mother Asia, Nihppon, British Andorra, Apollose, Choseun
Korean News Broadcast Association: BREAKING NEWS!
A surge of people all resembling former British Andorran president, Mr. Joshua Stevens are popping up all over Empire of great Britain!
Choseun is not without it's own doppelganger, today a viral video taken at a pub in the city of Pyongyang shows Mr Stevens tending to it's guests, after an interview, Mr Stevens has claimed that not only has he no idea why so many "imitators" are appearing, but he also says: "I gave up politics very young, I realized that I never wanted to lead the nation and that I'd rather have my own pub, as soon as British Andorra had a leader, I packed my bags and came to Choseun, I love Korean culture...
Met my wife Hae ....and now I have two lovely daughters and two little boys with another one coming, I don't know what any of this Stevens doppelgangers businesses is! I can assure you though, that I'm the real one!"
After that, he offered us his theory: "I believe someone is using my image as a distraction for something evil, where, when or who? I have no idea, now you gonna order up or what?"
Without any explanation to what is happening, we are left very confused... We'll keep you informed on this and the Yuanza-Mother Asia border conflict and the Turtle that saved two children in Pusan...
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Apollose
I do and dont support this.
Explain 300 km please in your own words.
No we will take control of it.
Im currently 20/100 percent satisfied
Make it go up to 100 please.
NEWS:
State of Ladakh was hit by Yuanza again this is the 4rh time you guys launched an attack at our Hindu temple which is so digusting.
250 people died and over 10 military men died and 80 kids have died also.
Resolution:
Mother Asia fired back with missies into
Yuanza since you guys fired first without no reason we felt THE RIGHT to use it AGAISNT you!
It hit 20 miles near Ladakh and the actual line of control (AOC).
Casualties:Unknown
We expect a full report in the next day.
CONGRESS NEWS:
Congress AND THE PEOPLE OF MOTHER ASIA
Wants their first round of stimulus checks
Here how its gonna get its votes and how we can sign the MARP
(Mother Asia Relief Program).
Congress has to come up with 3.0TrillionUSD
Within the following aspects
-Per Individual receive 2,600USD for their TAXES UNLESS ITS EXEMPTED AND waived for them (including those people WHO dont file taxes will receive this)
-Per Couple receive 5.1KUSD (Extra 800$ For every child). (Even people who dont file taxes will receive this) except will have to pay 50$ fine fee to the MATC (Mother Asia Tax Commission)
-Social Security gets over 2.8KUSD and extra 1000 for disability and 2000 for retirement.
(This is the temporary one)
Nothing of as now has happened only voting and editing is going on.
British Andorra
Guys I actually dont care about Asia anymore screw her.
Were planning an attack on Ladakh we want it back. Mother Asia
This is a warning to Mother Asia you have 1 week to think about giving us Ladakh or else youll be sorry.
British Andorra, Choseun
Umm guys I just got Atomic Bombs by accident how to get rid of them
GUYS MY PEOPLE ARE CALLING FOR ME TO RESIGN BECAUSE OF THE ATOMIC BOMBS! HELP!
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Hello fellow leaders of the Empire of Great Britain, I am the new leader of the Northern British Pact. Unfortunately my predecessor was forced to resign due to Atomic Experiments, but I as the new leader have decided not to manufacture anymore radioactive explosives. Anyone who manufactures them after the new law is instated in 3 days time will be arrested and sent to prison for 15 years.
Yours sincerely
Albert Hadrian
Prime Minister of the Northern British Pact
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, Choseun
My flag is going to change now.
Choseun
there will be a 300-kilometer zone on our border that neither of us will control and to which we cannot move military units
Choseun
I'm sorry, but I already sent them to lunarya
Choseun
we NEVER agreed to stop attacking each other
Choseun
Oh no, I think I gave those trucks the wrong direction.
Choseun
I will have to repel that attack because we are about to agree to peace
Choseun
Thanks!
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Umm sure dont be surprised if people boo yall due to events.
Ok sweet! He would love that!
Jewish Sealand
Ok, haha, Ambassador Stevens is going to have and come out about legitimately being the real guy. He fast many facts to back up his case.
Jewish Sealand
Now that Mr. Stevens may be a real Stevens, just not related.
Jewish Sealand, Choseun
Woah woah buddy! Were in the middle of peace talks and you want to invade Mother Asia now? Step down! God, I dont want another Ambassador potentially dying..
Apollose, Choseun
Things are already tense enough, please don't make the conflict escalate further, I understand the territorial disputes, but we could have ww3 come out of this, again, I beg you to think about this
Why not a maritime border?
Oh god it anthor me this is my account BTW I decided this was good
This an outrageous attack by Yuanza and is a direct and blatant violation of international law. We DEMAND the officers behind this attack be brought before an international tribunal and placed on trial for their crimes.
On another note it's clear to me, and I'm sure to other nations, that if these talks are to contiune without incident both Yuanza and Mother Asia need to agree to a cease fire for at least until the talks are over.
Mother Asia, Lemon72, Choseun
Agreed, when peace talks are ongoing, ceasefires MUST be on effect.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Apollose, Lemon72
This could all be fake news from mother Asia to postpone the peace so the nation can get their revenge theirs no proof of these events happening
Nihppon
Once again possible that mother Asia are postponing the peace to get more political power
Nihppon
If this is the case it would be most troubling indeed. It would explain why Mother Asia seems to expect Yuanza to unconditionally surrender and why they had asked for complete control of Yuanza's WMD's, which have already been sent to Lunayria for disposal.
I guess we'll have to wait for Yuanza to respond to these allegations.
Nihppon, Lemon72
Mother Asia as already lied about a yuanza attacking the nation so this does not surprise me one bit it's not good
Nihppon
I wouldnt lie due to the terroist attack they did in Mumbai? I dont lie about real things.
Smfh.
Nihppon
Look at the casualties please.
Nihppon
I do and disagree not UNTIL they surrender it cant just be 1 way dude.
Nihppon
What are you on about? This sentence makes no sense.
Nihppon
Out of Character: I don't want to interrupt the RP, but when roleplaying, you shouldn't have control over other players' nations, unless you have their permission
Lunayria, Nihppon, Apollose
Firstly it's already been uncovered and solved that it wasn't Yuanza who sent the terrorists, but a group of ultranationalists which are currently in custody in Jewish Sealand.
Secondly there is no reason to swear it's uncalled for and childish.
Hmm...yes indeed let me look at what is effectively a bias news source coming from the opposing nation. I never stated you were Lying, I simply played along with Lemon72's idea suggesting that it 'possibly' explains certain events. As for the truth for the event I shall wait on Yuanza's response to the allegations they are facing. Once I, and other nations, have the full picture of the situation I will make my judgement.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
*Out of RP* Indeed it's happened twice now. Both times have been used as an excuse to escalate the situation further, to which Yuanza has effectively had little say over.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Out of RP: Members of the Empire, I ask you that every time Mother Asia writes that Yuanza attacked them like in the example above, to make it canon that they are actually attacking themselves and framing Yuanza to escalate the war.
Nihppon
The Red Star Journal:
After multiple investigations made by the reporters of The Red Star Journal, it has been brought to light that the latest attack in the State of Ladakh was not staged by Yuanza, but instead by the Mother Asian military. The reason for the attack is still a mystery, but many believe it was done to escalate the war with Yuanza.
Mother Asia, Nihppon
Directed to Mother Asia: You think that's bad? My terrorists are even worse!!
The Entire City of Aktobe! NUKED!
The ENTIRE population of Aktobe was wiped off the face of the Earth almost immediately!
Death Toll: 2,349,686
Missing Toll: 176,947
I WANT THE TERRORIST'S LEADER BEHIND BARS AND EXECUTED I DONT CARE WHETHER I DONT HAVE
DEATH PENALTY I WANT THEM DEAD!!
Nihppon
Uh oh.
My people are rising up please help me someone
SOMEONE HELP THEY ARE OUTSIDE ASTANA
THEY ARE STORMING MY MANSION HELP
They said I could have one last message before I die. SOMEONE AVENGE ME PLEASE BRING THE BRITISH STATE OF KAZAKHSTAN BACK TO ITS GLORY GOODBYE EVERYONE THEY ARE HERE.
My apologies but the former leader is no longer active. I will be the one contacting you now.
Nihppon
Head to chat page 286 to see the old leader's last words. Also... FLAG CHANGE!!
Wow you really are a new player the rp as took hold of you welcome to the empire
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, The British State Of Kazakhstan
I like your flag, it works well.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, The British State Of Kazakhstan
Agreed
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, The British State Of Kazakhstan
Whoa, I last logged in like 6 hours ago to practice and study and come back and the events unfolding are a huge surprise!
Jewish Sealand, The British State Of Kazakhstan
In reaction to the news, the government of Jewish Sealand is debating if it should continue sending aid to Mother Asia
Mother Asia
PM Yukio Edano agrees with this stance, as no serious compromise is seen on the peace talks between both belligerent nations, refugees are permitted to stay, but the troops on standby will return to their bases and any form of military aid will cease.
Mother Asia, The British State Of Kazakhstan
Choseun too will follow the lead of Jewish Sealand and of Nihppon, Choseun too will allow refugees, but will cease economic and military aid.
Jewish Sealand
Im actually wanting a huge proposal but its both of hurting each other.
They started this war and we just defended.
Thank you so much but we request the military aid to keep coming.
Its time we take back Ladakh and Ladkah is ours alone none else! Screw you guys!
screw 1947 sayings!
Were coming!!
We have declared war over this dispute on
Were sending 10,000 troops to the border and 200 tanks to bomb the city and take it back.
This is a war! We will take it with every inch!
NONE CAN JOIN BESIDE ASIA AND CHINA!
Or else face SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!
that attack is completely FALSE, we use our troops to fight the ultranationalists on Mount Olympus
and mother asia is trying to antagonize us, but as a wise man said "in war there is neither good nor bad"
hah, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
but what is my enemy?
Mother Asia
Bring it on!
Okay! We have declared war as well!
Lunayria is starting to no longer be able to make heads or tails of this situation. So we shall sit back for a while until we figure this out, or if some neutral party could re-explain the recent events to us.
We would also like to declare our neutrality in this war between Mother China and Mother Asia.
We would also like to declare the following:
[list]
[*]Lunayria will intern belligerent troops who enter any of Lunayria's borders, with the exception to escaped POW's and wounded personnel.
[*] We will still allow trade from Mother Asia and Mother China to travel though Lunayria, though we will not allow war materials to pass through Lunayria any such materials will be confiscated.
[*]Ports shall remain open to both sides but only for 24 hours upon arrival, any ships currently in Lunayria's ports have been given a 24 hour head start. Exceptions can be made if the vessel is damaged, though only the minimum amount of repairs necessary to put back to sea will be allowed. Wounded personnel may also be left in Lunayria to be treated.
[*]Any prize ships captured in the territorial waters of Lunayria must be surrendered to Lunayria which will proceed to intern it's crew until wars end.
[*]Once wounded personnel are healed they will also be interned until wars end.
[*]All interned personnel will be returned to their home nation once the war has concluded unless they wish to remain in Lunayria, any personnel wishing to stay in Lunayria will have to apply and go though a vetting process.
[/list]
Mother Asia, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Apollose
Does this include if China uses WMDS?
or attacks us first?
I presume this is in response to my previous message.
Why would it matter to a neutral party if Mother China attacked you first? You are already at war.
As For WMD's Mother China hasn't shown any signs of wanting to use WMD's to my knowledge. If any party in this war threatens to use WMD's I'm sure a great many nations will come together to make sure that doesn't happen.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
We have been out of touch for barely more than 24 hours and another war has started?
Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Yep for some reason, which I cannot remember why, Mother China has declared war on Mother Asia. Not sure how Yuanza fits into this new conflict, but i guess we'll find out sooner or later.
As I'm sure you've seen Lunayria has already declared neutrality in this conflict and established a neutrality policy, which we expect to be upheld by the warring nations.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Seeing that all efforts at peace was in vain and that new conflict continue to sprout regardless of what ever action is taken, We of nation of Allynthia declares our neutrality regarding this conflict and will proceed to have our millitary on high alert until the situation in the Empire has subsided.
WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO DESTROY ANYONE THAT THREATENS OUR LANDS.
We will also extend regard it as an attack to nation of Allynthia itself if one of our allies are attacked.
We will only be on defensive positions, unless provoked.
and we will cease to actively pursue peace since there seems to be only more chaos and no real solutions, though we would bring forth propositions from time to time
Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
It seems that this is a time of chaos and war in the empire. Soooooo guess who will be hosting peace talks it their nation :)
Nihppon, Allynthia
Breaking News!
The Dominion of British Spain has collapsed into anarchy and chaos! British Andorra moves their troops in to..well conquer British Spain. But dont worry about an unwanted invasion lads! The government of British Spain and 80% of the populace has asked for British Andorra to do this. Its only the other 15% of the populace who dont want this, and the 5% who are the anarchists, revolutionaries, communists, and other rebellion and anarchy factions. More news will come shortly.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
?
Nihppon
In other news, Artemis I will launch today at 7:30 AM (for me at least New York Time) so I cant wait! My dad was 6 years old when Apollo 11 launched on July 16, 1969. So yay! People will be on the moon in my lifetime again :D
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Oh cool
Nihppon
Any interested person can participate. The meeting will take place at Apollose square. Feel free to ask any questions.
Nihppon
What is the meeting for
Is there food
We will discuss ongoing conflicts, with the intention of peace and satisfaction for all parties involved.
Also yes, we will have food.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
If there is food, we of Allynthia shall send our delegates, to observe the rare cuisines of course.
And also discuss peace but we do not have much faith in that regard
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Lunayria agrees, it seems all efforts to achieve peace have failed.
President Jack has received approval to pursue the same policies Allynthia has laid out here.
Seeing as the Lunayrian Military was all ready mobilised at the border they will be taking up and fortifying defensive positions. We will remain in these positions until provoked. The Lunayrian Airforce will be patrolling and monitoring our borders and airspace.
We also neglected to mention rules for aircraft wishing to enter Lunayria so here they are:
[list] [*]Military aircraft of the belligerent nations are excluded from Lunaryian airspace just as belligerent ground forces are excluded from Lunayrian territory. If this rule is broken the aircraft in question will be ordered to land, ground crews will then impound the aircraft and intern the crew. Failing to respond to warnings to land said aircraft will either be forced to land or shot down.
[*]In the case of an emergency military aircraft will be allowed to land. During said emergency the pilots should signal to their situation to Lunayrian Air Traffic Controllers. The aircraft will be impounded and the pilots and crew will be interned until wars end.
[*]Medical aircraft will still be allowed to fly over Lunayria but must notify the Lunayrian Government before hand.
[*]Any Medical aircraft flying without notifying the Lunayrian Government must make as much effort into identifying themselves. They will be ordered to land and be inspected. If during the inspection it is discovered that said medical aircraft is being used for non-medical purposes the aircraft can be impounded and the crew detained. If found to be on a genuine medical mission the aircraft will be allowed to continue their journey, the appropriate notifications and clearances will be sent to Lunayrian Air Traffic Control.
[*]If the un-notified medical aircraft doesn't respond or comply in 10 minutes they will either be forced to land or shot down.[/list]
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
We would be dispatching 3 of our millitary squadrons belonging to the Enviromental divisions.
THIS IS NOT A HUMANITARIAN OR INVASION FORCE
The whole purpose is to secure the valuable wildlife and biological samples and plants from the current chaos.
The SOLE purpose is for the betterment of the mother nature, we have of no care for the political situation and all those who are of being of negative impact to the nature and surrounding guarded by our troops will be seen as an enemy,
This is the will of our Gods, and we will protect the world he created for us and our future generations
This is not a peacekeeping force
Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Alluris
Pork pies?
Nihppon
Are these Environmental divisions armed?
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Mostly light armed forces, but we did add in some heavy weaponry since anarchists are pretty scary.
We speak with experiance.
But they are mostly sent for the protection of our biologists and zoologists and also to capture the wild animals to take them to safety from high risk areas,
Its not like tranqs can be of much use in a war anyway, and they are in fact more expensive than bullets.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Also regarding the Poll, isnt Magnus Chase and PJO taking place in the same universe?
Nihppon, Alluris
Yeah they are.... weird
Nihppon, Allynthia
But anyway PJO for me. Chance to be an einherjar is cool but I don't want to sacrifice being able to meet my favorite characters
Nihppon
Travelling and seeing the Nine realms is far cooler in my opinion, I mean in greek side, SOMETHING is trying to kill the demigods all the time
and for the einherjar, they already ded
Romeshire2, Nihppon, Alluris
-You forgot to mention they can also die. Permanently. If outside Valhalla. Also, yes being able to travel the nine worlds is cool but the PJO series is much closer to my heart than MC
Nihppon, Allynthia
You do you, Im just into seeing the various different worlds, like nidalvier, asgard, Vanaheim, Álfheim ,etc
Like there are soo many to see, the Nordic world was HUGE and diverse,
Nihppon
I see. As long as they are there strictly for the purpose of preserving plants and wildlife, we see no problem. Though I suppose it's up to British Andorra to decide that.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
They should decide the plants and environment so then they can continue being a nation in the years to come and more tourists
Allynthia
Sure, why not. We will serve 20 varieties of pork pie, including standard pork pie, vegan pork pie, definitely not microchipped pork pie and pork pie which has tea, fish and chips inside.
This diplomatic meeting is now a international banquet!
Nihppon, Allynthia
We fired a missle at your guys capital enjoy :)
Revenge :)
British Andorra
Nice I can't wait I love banqueting
Yes they do take place in the same universe. Magnus is a cousin of Annabeth. And Percy showed up in the third book. To help teach Magnus some stuff.
Lunayria, Menorica, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Thats fine! Like I said, most of the population in British Spain welcomes us so dont take it the wrong way. We will provide areas for your environment teams.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Hah! Our excellent anti missile defenses shot it down! Better luck next time!
Jewish Sealand
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