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Region: Empire of Great Britain
HI PEOPLE
Oi
Jewish Sealand
Oi Englao! Welcome to the Empire where the sun never sets!
Wooh!
Unfortunately yes, but we have two HMAFs every year, so I could put you in for next time.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Erabutia
Am I already in?
Jewish Sealand
He Can Still Host Right?
Our team has reached mumbai today and will start the practice from tomorrow
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Hey British Alaska When Is My First Game?
WeÂ’re doing AI matches, but youÂ’ll be going against JAK Lions first
Erabutia, Jammu And Kashmir Union
2 minutes before the first matches
The ai isnÂ’t working I think I screwed it up
Jewish Sealand, I donÂ’t think Score7.io has any AI.
Jewish Sealand
Hmm
(Sorry for the inconvenience. Like I said before, I didn't know how the website worked before recommending it. I just knew that Yeldon knew how to use it.)
Who Is That?
It's alright.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
@JSSailors (✓)
The Jewish-Sealandian Sailors have arrived to Mumbai and they're ready to win the tournament! #HMAF #LetsGoSailors
Twitched from EyePhone
British Andorra
@ErabutiaWarriors
The Team Just Arrived In Mumbai To Bring Justice To The Warriors!#LETSGOWARRIORS#WINNERS
(Credit to Jewish Sealand.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
How did the security and flight go?
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
To all Countries whoÂ’s coming for the
Mumbai2023 reminder,
Check in with your embassy and security personnel on where you guys will be staying as we have closed some parts just for foreigners to stay and especially high risk people from other nations.
Mother Asia has brought in 4 million police force in the surrounding areas of Mumbai to respond in time.
Mother Asia has 2 million military personnel military personnel active currently in Mumbai and 50 helicopters flying nonstop over Mumbai as the 40 million city has crossed new heights.
Mumbai reached and new economic growth rate of 11.9%
Putting their GDP to now 28% of countryÂ’s GDP.
Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
When is our first game?
Understood. Should We Also Bring The Players Agents Maybe?
Mother Asia, Speranzist
Exitium Arrives
In space, a group of 50,000 Exitium personel begin to board a shuttle set to arrive in the outskirts of Mother Asia at 6:45 pm. The 50,000 personel consists of: 45,000 of the richest citizens in Exitium; 4,000 Military Personel for protection of the citizens and 1,000 High Ranking members of society. Unfourtunately, Exitium did not make it into the football tournament however they will be supporting Speranzist. The 45,000 richest citizens have Exitium flag's and scarves and jerseys in the Speranzist colours.
Arrival
At precisely 6:00pm the shuttle is launched into space and heads towards Earth at a speed of 50,000 miles/sec. When they reach the atmosphere the thrusters engage and they begin to steadily slow down and land on a rural West coast of Mother Asia. When they land a set of 20 speakers that blast the Exitium national anthem at 120 dB. The group of 45,000 of the richest citizens come out of the shuttle first, flanked by the protective soldiers, waving Exitium flags and showing off their Speranzist jerseys. They begin to chant, "Exitium and Speranzist United!!" They begin their walk to Mumbai and reached it in 20 minutes. Their shuttle sits quietly in sentry mode waiting for them to return. This is the most fun the citizens have had in years and potentially the last time they will ever see Earth again.
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia
IÂ’m ScaredÂ…Â
Speranzist
Why are you scared? Don't be.
Speranzist
Can Pakistan join for seeing the
Mumbai2023?
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Hello The Empire of Great Britain
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
BEACAUSE. YOUR LIKE AMERICANs ON JULY 4th!!!!
Speranzist
Oh LordÂ…..
Speranzist
Yes. It is mandatiry
Speranzist
Never.
Speranzist, Erabutia
I wouldnÂ’t mind but you would be on heavy security. Hmm and only 100 people would be allowed. LetÂ’s see what the BDA has to say about this.
Speranzist, Erabutia
Whats the plan now?
I mean its your own decision since its in your nation but i would advise high security and surveillance on them
Mother Asia
The flight went well, the staff treated us excellently, and there was no turbulence. The plane had to make a stop in Civaliana and it took us a total of 15 hours to get to Mumbai, but that was to be expected since our nations are so far away from each other.
The only negative is that the security procedures in Mumbai airport took a bit more time than it would have been desired, but we understand why it has to be that way.
Mother Asia, Speranzist
British Alaska i have sent you the website, you can ask for Nations teams specialty, crowd support and more stuff, Only problem is it is a 1v1 and there is home vs Away, this would be hard considering not all nations are in 'home' but i dont think it affects too much.
The championships Setting may not matter either
the website is http://scoresim.ilya.online
Jewish Sealand
Mumbai is getting more tourist then expected this time of year all due to Mumbai2023
Jewish Sealand
Is Mumbai 2023 the same as the HMAF? just making sure
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Yes, I believe so.
(This year's HMAF tournament is in Mumbai)
Speranzist
Yes. I just call it Mumbai2023
Jewish Sealand
How many LGBTQ 🏳️🌈 showed up?
Around 10% of this tournament were an LGBTQ figure and proudly showed their affection of being LGBTQ 🏳️🌈.
Any disrespects towards them, will be a removal of that team and kicked out of the country, along with ban for 2 years from the country itself and “do not fly list.”
British Andorra
May I suggest we also organise some sort of Olympics?
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist, Erabutia
We respect them but we don't want any flags in our faces or speeches about the LGBTQ during the HMAF as I believe it should only be about football and nothing else.(I dont believe this in RL, just acting like the policies i have)
The Olympics would be good, but I believe it would be best if they occurred at another time, since HMAF Mumbai 2023 is currently ongoing.
Mother Asia, Nihppon, Speranzist
Oh yes of course, it was just a suggestion, I didn't mean we should do them now.
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
No problem. Like I said before, we should totally do the Olympics, but at a later time.
Meanwhile you (the Nihpponese people) should root for the Jewish-Sealandian team! (Best Football Team in the World!)
Mother Asia, Nihppon
You got it friend.
Jewish Sealand
Orrrrrr maybe the SPERANZIST UNITED!
our captain the one and only Lionel Messi is ready to take on the opponents!
But there is flags there for their own support
But no speeches, but do be mindful.
As long as the Speranzistian side/public do not have them we have no problems
Mother Asia
Your "Lionel Messi" doesn't compare to our team captain, Honesto Abel (suiiiiiiiiiii)
Speranzist
We have the GOATS OF FOOTBALL AS OUR STATES: ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND URUGAUY WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nihppon
GOAT? He's not even a lamb. Abel is the true GOAT! Let's go Sailors!
Nihppon, Speranzist
this may be out of topic but my past issues have been quite weird, my National animal has mated with a dog creating a new species which we call South Andean Deerdogs and we have Our National animal(deer) to have citizenship and they have a successful political party now.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Explain “public.”
But in seriousness it will be an honour to play against a nation like yours as the Speranzistians have high respect for a fellow Jewish nation
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
My people have respect for your nation as well. May the best team win!
Nihppon, Speranzist
Friends, we all praise our teams here, this is understandable. But who can answer one question. When did my team manage to have a party with other teams?
Speranzist
During a match there are 2 sides, Team 1 and Team 2, if we are team 1 we dont want any LGBTQ related things in our area, and we don't mind if Team 2 has LGBTQ items in their area
The stadium is divided into the team 1 fans on a side and team 2 fans on another side(usually)
Mother Asia
Basketball has always been and will forever be the sport of Irukaiji. Football; nonsense to our belief.
Speranzist
It's not the same for everybody.
Hello! welcome to the region and please don't call football nonsense unless you want the Argentinians and Brazilians to come after you
We allow enjoyment of the sport for our people. We're rare to survey our people on their interests. But, our popularity ensues the sport of Basketball. That's just how we've been raised.
Speranzist
♪~(´ε` )
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Just realised we havent been doing much on the BDASP
Orlovckaya
We'll have to do this again.
We have to set science missions after the Football matches
Orlovckaya
It's similar in my nation, football is rarely played. Our most played sports are Snooker/Pool, Golf and Baseball.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Irukaiji
Pool and snooker are rather homely sports. I enjoy your presence, it's very welcoming considering our move into this wonderful region. I must say, I may have to give it a try when my associates have such time. Enjoyment can be sometimes held in hobbies. It's good to clear stress from all of the harsh politics the world prefaces these days.
Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Learning about the sports that are played in the nations of the Empire is super interesting.
(If I was still Culture Secretary, I would have made a poll about the favourite sports of the nations in the region)
Lunayria, Nihppon, Speranzist
What do you define as disrespect? Many British Andorrans that will be coming to watch the games have valued Free Speech. They have been taught that Free Speech entails criticism of anyone or people. So does your definition of disrespect cover this? Or is it just being plain rude to them. We are one of the most cheerful people in the world, so we would have no problem with being nice. Just want to know, thanks!
Mother Asia, Speranzist, Exitium
Correct.
Speranzist
Lol.
Speranzist
I've Got Them To..... HOW DOES A BEAR MATE WITH A DOG????
We Also Allow The Freedom Of Speach. But, If It Gets Crazy In Mumbai We Will Execute Them.
Mother Asia, British Andorra
A deer mated with a dog and i suppose the deers were lonely
Dont execute anyone from another nation
But My Issue Was A BEAR...............
Speranzist
Atleast your bears didn't create a political party xD
I Meant The Erabutian Warriors Fans That Are From Erabutia.
Speranzist
WHAT THE HELL?
Speranzist
We gave them citizenship, i mean we dont eat meat so why not?
Erabutia
That's nothing, compared to my mutant cross between dogs and Green pheasants, somebody please explain how on earth can a mammal cross with an avian!!
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
i dont even know what to say
Nihppon
I Feel Like God Is Officialy Not God Anymore Lol.
Nihppon
Today is a momentous day for civil rights activists in [nation=long]Lunayria[/nation]. After many years of campaigning, petitions, protests and some political violence, the Government of [nation]Lunayria[/nation] is proud to announce that we officially recognise Artificial Beings as living beings. Along with recognising Artificial Beings as living beings, the Government of [nation]Lunayria[/nation] is also pleased to announce that Artificial Beings may also legally become citizens of our great country. This amendment to the constitution came into effect at 09:30 AM GMT. Shortly after at 10:00 AM, an AI Network called The Nexus, created by The Nexus Corporation, became the first Artificial Being to legally become a Lunayrian citizen. Our definitions of Artificial Beings have yet to be properly addressed but as long as they can prove that they are sentient they can legally become Lunayrian Citizens.
In other news, the governmental position of "President" has been officially abolished as of 00:00 AM GMT. This news may seem shocking to other nations but do not worry, the position of "President" was primarily a ceremonial role and held little power. Due to the recent treachery of Former President Grail Sharpe, it has been decided that the position has been tainted and no longer has a purpose in our nation. So after a nationwide vote held yesterday, it has been chosen to abolish the position and replace it with another. After a rather lengthy debate between The 5 Great Noble Houses and Civilian Leaders, it has been decided that the King shall retake the mantle of Emperor and replace the position of "President". The Emperor will hold slightly more power than the president did, but not enough to make him an absolute monarch. So in other words he will be bound by a new constitution, which means another reshaping of government.
If any nations have any suggestions regarding this matter feel free to reply to this post.
Mother Asia, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Exitium, Erabutia
uhhh
Lunayria
I am just as confused by their message...
Ok new plan, we are hosting Mumbai2023 in 3 days. This is because last time I tried to do this, it was two days before I go travelling again and I will be occupied with stuff getting back home, so Mumbai2023 will be hosted in a minimum of 3 days but could be postponed further.
If any other nations want to join Mumbai2023, please read the dispatch below.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1819996
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra
Due to the delays, you can join now
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Yessss! Mumbai, be ready to receive the Samurai Blue!!!
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
We will just send some of our government officials in Mumbai, although there will probably alot of civalianan tourists though, and if British Alaska can allow, can we send security forces to guard the place?
what the frick
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand
Sure, you can send a few guards. Just make sure no of them are racist, sexist or homophobic.oh and also, weÂ’re banning furries from going to any HMAF events ever.
Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium
You may not execute in Mumbai as itÂ’s my country and freedom of speech is a right here!
If caught abusing, youÂ’re banned from the country!
We are sending down Balaban Sezgin, our Ministry of Culture, along with some photographers to the tournament. We still aren't gonna enter games directly. Just gonna do the Switzerland tactic of watching everything burn around them
Jewish Sealand
Can the British Andorran Lightning Bolts enter? TheyÂ’ve been training hard for this moment, would make their day.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium
Here's You Answer Mother Asia.
If We Play Your Team In The HMAF, Your Gonna Be Some Turkey Dinner!
Exitium
Whats your team called?, my team has entered.
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