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Region: Empire of Great Britain
wait... is there an alliance? oh i didn't know, i will immediately withdraw the sanctions
Nihppon
ok, thanks for using me as an example oh and by the way, could the unnamed alliance send something to help here? I think that, if you help me, we could give you some energy shields and help in the Portuguese matter.
Nihppon, Allynthia
Want Me To Send REGULAR Cannons To Mars?
Omg, I'M SO FREAKING STUPIDDdDDDdDD!
Well since we have magically been moved into this strange world, we dont even know what you are. Luckily, our new best friend here, British Andorra has been helping us get used to this world. Would you explain who you are and what you stand for? The Kingdom of Gondor stands for freedom and justice, especially since we have just won agains the forces of Mordor and the Eye of Sauron.
Nihppon, Allynthia
We will send about 100 industrial ships worth of the liquid. Once they reach your ports and you pay us, they are your property and responsibility.
Thats quite a lot what about 5million pounds? You do want it gone right?
Nihppon
Yuanza conexis hasnt reached space yet so .would food and medical supplies work for you?
We have struck first bomb off the coast of central Portugal our intelligence has told us they were preparing a strike
Nihppon
Fighter jets have been deployed
Latest breaking news. Targetwest the leader is the Shar has addressed is nation and gave a update. So far there have been up to 20.000 people and children killed by targetwest armed forces we took this decision without the vote cause central Portugal were been threatening in the region so we took action before it was to late
Central Portugal main cities have been destroyed hospitals civilian population badly affected schools destroyed
Well, could you provide us with a briefing on the situation?
For if it proves necessary, we of Allynthia will take actions ourselves if needed, even if the Alliance votes not to take direct action, such as aid and such,
Nihppon
We will continue to bomb after you have sorted your donation of aid to them
We will allow aid to be dropped into central Portugal but the bombing continues we have took the capital of central Portugal. We intend to take control of the country and put one of our ministers in charge
Sure, we accept your offer. The ships are on their way
Conexis
We will send you what we have left, which is about 30 shiploads. How much are you willing to pay for that?
300,000 Japanese Dollars
1.5million British pounds
We will send you what we have left, which is about 30 shiploads. How much are you willing to pay for that?
Auction?
Nihppon
Hmm Im not going to go higher than 3million pounds as my economy isnt the best .
Nihppon
Your economy is the second lowest level it could be so it's not in the best of places currently, unless that's how you want it to be. So it might be best to not go stupidly high on a bid.
Nihppon, Conexis
That is true so Im decreasing it to half a million
Hey Nihppon how much is a Japanese dollar worth compared to a pound? Asking for the auction
Nihppon
Please dont target civilian buildings
Our troops have found a mass grave
Out of RP* I imagined the Nihpponese economy as strong a the real Japanese economy, so the Japanese economy is the second largest economy, (I know there are richer countries in the Empire).
So 1 Japanese dollar is 5.92 British pounds.
So 3000,000 JPDs are 17,755.45 pounds.
Lunayria
How did you find out you had the second largest economy?
Nihppon
You misunderstand, I don't claim to have the second largest economy on the empire, but that's the way I imagined Nihppon's economy would be (just like real Japan).
I believe mine is the 5th largest in the empire, though I'm no sure.
Lunayria
Ah my bad.
Truthfully I'm not to sure how to measure it, though there are a few ways I can think of.
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[*]You could go by the economy stat on your nations homepage, though I don't think it's the best way to measure it.
[*]You could measure it based on the Economic Output stat.
[*]You could use the figures on your economy page.
[*]I've known some nations to base it of Economic freedom, though I don't agree with measuring it this way.[/list]
There may be more but I think the second and third options might be the easiest way to check, not that it particularly matters where nations rank in these stats.
Nihppon, Allynthia
So I suppose as an example of these points here are Lunayria's stats according to the points in my previous post.
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[*]Nation homepage economy stat is Frightening, which is 100 out of 110? Not too sure what the upper limit is, but the highest I've seen was 109.
[*]Lunayria's Economic output is 4,883 trillion GMP's(4,883,424,000,000,000 according to the stats page). Which is world ranked at the moment at 2,792nd and region ranked 1st.
[*]From the info on the Economy page Lunayria's GDP is 4,883 trillion GMP, with poorest earning 275,298 GMP's, richest earning 582,199 GMP's and what I think is the average of 409,889 GMP's per person. The economy is divided like this Government 13.1%, State-Owned Industry at 24.1%, Private industry at 0% and Black Market at 62.7%. Taxation isn't shown on this page, which I think it should, but the average income tax rate is 98.2%.
[*]Lunayria's Economic Freedom is -67.00 which is currently world ranked 253,994th and region ranked 228th.
Though I should mention that stats themselves don't really matter especially in an RP scenario, though they can help form a base idea of your nations economy. What matters is building your nation the way you want.
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Nihppon
Interesting, thank you for teaching me this mate.
Lunayria
hello everyone i am now now playing on my aunts computer FOR NOW.
Cheers. Apologies though for turning it into a mini lecture, figured providing an example would help people understand.
Nihppon
It's alright, I learned something new, that can't be something to apologize for.
Lunayria
Something I forgot to mention is Im not sure if the figures for how much the rich and poor earn account for tax.
Nihppon
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The heck?
Ima Make This Chat BLOW UP!
* The Central Portuguese Mobil izes troops Quickly and sends troops to borders bordering, Marlabough, And Allynthia*
Out rp* Allynthia Just A Quick Question. Do You Share A Border With Me..?
Allynthia
WORLD NEWS: Portugal Is Now Diggi ng Trenches By There Borders. Everyone Be Ready.
Ok Well I Am Central Portugal And I HATE Everyone.
The Kingdom Of Gondor
Ok Now This Is Bad. We DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE THERE? Or At least The Emperor Didnt. But, We Weren't Planning A Strike! After All The Wars We Had, We Finnaly Passed A Law Saying " Citizens May Have Guns, Only Rifles. " So I Don't Know What Happeneing Here! Can We Get Some Help? Like We Did NOTHING To Targetwest! So Please Some Aid?
British Andorra
Many Soilders Are Now Mobilized And Ready For War. 279 Ships Are Now Going To The Terroist State Of Target West To Blow Up Schools And Civilian Building s.
HAH the irony. You literally just said to The Kingdom of Gondor that your nation hates everyone, yet you want help from the rest of us with your war?? Not a chance in heck mate. British Andorra will be providing humanitarian aid only and well be laying our immigration laws for your civilians to go on a, permanent vacation. Next time, dont make me laugh out loud!
Nihppon
Hmm you do? Well thats not very kind. We Gondorians love this world and seek to make the best out of our unexpected movement. We are inviting every nation in this wonderful region, especially British Andorra, to come to our nation and have a formal dinner! Well have fried eagle, high quality beer and luxury wine, grape and cherry salad (with lettuce of course). If nations happen to be more in the, herbivore side, well lets just say that your missing out, but regardless we have a wonderful grilled soup, and cabbage barbecue. We hope a lot of nations attend!
Mother Asia, Nihppon, Allynthia, Central Portugal
RP YUANZA
Of course it will work for us!
Nihppon, Conexis
Post self-deleted by Central Portugal.
Of course we will provide you with a better detailed report.
context: our population is very involved with honor and supports wars, so they are seeing that the government is becoming more liberal and "abandoning tradition" they are starting to cause disturbances and some radical groups of the old and devastating war of the 4 have resurfaced but we managed to contain them and send them to the mines of mount olympus.
now the situation is that they have seen that an ex-terrorist named vokarav has escaped from mount olympus and the population is disappointed with the government for allowing this.
So the most radical groups allied themselves with the terrorists of Mount Olympus and have freed them from the mines to cause the civil war that we are facing.
Nihppon, Allynthia
OK OK OK! That Was Just A Joke! The Only People We Have Are The Allynthians, And The Nihpponise.
British Andorra
Everyone! Good News, We Pushed Those Terrorists Out!
Can People Declare War On Target West? THEY STARTED THE CONFLICT!
A worldbuilding question to ease tensions a bit.
I just saw a map that shows which countries prefer to drink coffee or tea, so, is your country inclined towards coffee or tea?
Lunayria, British Andorra
THE BATTLE OF HORUS
11 am: the last civilian ship has sailed to earth and, at the same time, a ship full of Venusian mercenaries has arrived
3pm: a communication has been intercepted between the terrorists, the communication said about how they were going to attack horus and after listening to the communication we began to mobilize the troops
5pm: the enemy forces have arrived and the combat has begun, the artillery attacks from a distance and the troops hold as long as they can
12am: the troops have fallen. the artillery has run out of bullets and literally they are billions. the city has been taken over by terrorists.
Choseun
[nation=long]Lunayria[/nation] shall send a delegation to this formal dinner and bring along some our finest wares as gifts.
Choseun, Conexis
Tea.
Choseun
Oh Yes I Shall Attend To!
The Assanation Of Targetwest's Leader
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7:30 AM- The Assanation Crew Arrive, Jumping Off There Private Boat.
8:09 AM- The Assanians Steal A Car Secretly, And Do Not Get Caught.
12:27 PM, Three Days After They Arrived.
The Assasins Arrive At The Palace The Leader Of Targetwest Lives. They Run Three The Lawn Planting Bombs While Being Shot At By Guards. The Bombs Are Planted And They Blow, Killing Everyone Inside.
The Prime Minister of Civaliana would like to join in this said dinner, we will also send some fresh Civalianan Cookware aswell.
Choseun
Mate, I think you're taking th RP too seriously and you're moving too fas, give us time, we have to do other stuff outside of nationstates.
Lunayria, Sublime State, Allynthia, Conexis
The Sultan and President will be attending this dinner bringing along with us the best handcrafted kebab in Turkey, fine Middle Eastern delicacies and some fusion food to share with the people at the formal dinner.
Allynthia
Oh my Mother asia is here.
What has happened? While I was gone on vacation? Im back guys and fully running!
Well Central Portugal has declared war on everyone while you were on vacation though at the momment we are at peace with him as Central Portugal is at war with Targetwest and also Gondor is holding a formal dinner for the region
Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
Just to let eueryone know the Shar is still alive 6 major bombs have hit the president of central Portugal palace
Not really, we sent troops through the sea along with the navy and passing through Marlabough. No direct borders to our islands
Lunayria
The delegation of Allynthia also shall arrive with the greatest of our alcohol and other gifts to this event.
We hope to meet and have a drink with the other delegations there as well.
Lunayria
Targetwest have set off two nuclear bombs to central Portugal and more with come to stop the threats, stop the threats and we will stop bombing up to you
Nihppon, Allynthia
News of the Empire:
After the resignation of independent MP, George Wittelsbach (Greater Hellenic), a by-election has been called by HM Government to replace the now missing sit in the House of Common. Today, the citizens of the Empire are voting for who will be the next MP to replace the Honourable Wittelsbach. The candidates are Yudhishthira Sherwood (Hyperpolis) of the British Workers' Party (BWP), who has previously served as Deputy Prime Minister, Culture Secretary and Home Secretary, and Yeldon Wright (Yeldon) of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), who is serving as the Culture Secretary of the current administration.
If Wright wins, the DUP will have one MP in Parliament, which will help them gain power and more relevancy in the region, but if Sherwood wins, Parliament will have a stronger and more united opposition. It is still unkown who will get elected, but once the results of the elections are made public, we will announce which candidate was victorious.
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Lunayria, Mother Asia, Nihppon, British Andorra, Allynthia, Deus Flaria, Conexis
We are saying to our allies and fellow neighbours in our region. As you may know there is conflict going on. Some of yous are not helping in this war cause yous think I am ok it will not happen to me. What a attitude to have we alongside our allies are fighting for a stable region and democracy. Central Portugal is ruled by a brutal nasty dictator who think nothing in killing is own people if they do not agree with him.he has been making lots of threats against other nations. We could not stand by and ignore that is why we attack them
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia
While the cause of the war might be just, Central Portugal hasn't violated our neutrality. And due to that fact we have no reason to join this war. We just don't see the point in wasting Lunayrian lives and resources on something we currently have no part in.
If our neutrality is violated in the future then we will join the war.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Conexis
Debate Question
Would it appeal to you to travel at the last minute to an unknown destination? If so would you go? Would you bring a friend? Where do you think the unknown destination is to?
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
I dont know man,Im too dumb.Good thing Im spending money on education
Nihppon
Any nation within our region ever gets threatened dont expect us to back you up
Nihppon
which country are you referring this too?
Nihppon
Those nations that are not with us during this conflict
Nihppon
I have ordered my armed forces to pull out of central Portugal
Nihppon
Alright thanks for telling me.
Nihppon
Thank You. I Think This War Has Been A Little Unnecessary. Shall We Have Peace? We'll Give You 20,000 Portoys In
Damage We've Done.
They're most likely retreating due to the nukes they were going to use against you mentioned in the post below.
Peace is what we want
I have told my president that he must gave a statement to our nation
Target west, May We Work Out Peace? You Started This Conflict! Are People Didn't Wanna Die To A Nuclear Bomb Or To A War! Either Did Are Country. We
Didn't Want War. But You Did! So We Want Peace. We Didn't Even Send THREATS! Why Did You Plant Ships On Are Coast! I Mean Like, All These Wars Werent Even Close To Your Land. So We Demand PEACE. 10 hrs human time to respond, If You Don't Respond. We're Sending Are Whole Army + Reserves To Invade You! UnDERSTAND?
Central Portugal I am president of targetwest I am second in command the Shar is the number one in targetwest
Ok.
Talk if u serious about having peace we interested if u are still threatening us then we shall double up our army
Sorry We'll Stop. Let's Talk More About Peace.
You start what is interesting to you
Hmmmmm....... So I Wanna Ask, Are Your Troops Specially Trained To Fight In Urban Combat? Because, We Tried Invading A City Your Troops Were In, And...... Just To Say There Was Gunfire In EACH Building.
Yes I am proud to say they are highly trained and they swear to defend and die for the shar
HEY EVERYBODYYyYyYYYyyYYY!!!!! GUeSS WHAT!?! WE FOUND A NEW CONTINENTTttTTtTTtT!!!!! WITH MILLIONS OF DRAGONS AND LIKE GNOMES, KILLER MERMAIDS ON THE COAST OF THE CONTINENT!!!!! SO IMA BE GONE HUNTING DRAGOONS!!!!!!
Targetwest government have agreed to a cease fire
- Over 2,000 Private Ships Go Over The Seas To Start A New Life Or Hunt For Dragons-
Hi guys! I had an important trade situation to sort out, but I have read through your messages and Im glad to see so many nations willing to attend! We have a date for the formal dinner. This Saturday, at 5 PM Eastern Time (New York Time basically). We hope to have a great dinner that day! Cya there!
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia, Apollose
Hey At This Dinner I Would Like To Talk About The New Continet We Found.
The Kingdom Of Gondor
Hmm, a new continent you say? What are its notable features?
When will we be having a meeting all the nations in our region
Like they do in United Nations meetings
Well, It Is A Mostly Forest. But, Many People Are Already There (2000 Portuguese To Be Exact). Also, There's Dragons, Just Not With Wings, Gnomes Two, And Canniblizing Mermaids.
The Kingdom Of Gondor
We Are Sorry To Say But We Are Going To Be Busy. Unless You Could Possibly Move The Time To 10:00 Central Time, 9:00 Mountain Time, 8:00 Pacific Time, And 11: 00 Eastern Time.
The Kingdom Of Gondor
ok, it will serve as a good place for refugees... I have an idea, we could divide the continent in half? or maybe a 49-51
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