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Region: Empire of Great Britain
No his name is Oversimplified.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
Exactly what happened in my case.
Nihppon, Speranzist
Hahahahahahaha, oh man, I didn't even realise I got his name waayy off.
Speranzist
Breaking News:
Mumbai ATTACKED (its unclear who had attacked and what organization it was).
But we 100% know it was NOT Pakistan so we are investigating BUT WE WOULD LIKE BDAs assistance and help.
Since Mother Asia suffered a terrorist attack in the heart of Mumbai, Mother Asia have been looking to unpick the support network behind the suicide bombers, and to identify the brains behind the operation...
So far more then 200 dead and more then 3000 are injured.
Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii, Speranzist, Exitium, Erabutia
ALL HAIL OVERSIMPFIELD.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
The Erabutian Navy Is Now Sending Half Of Its Fleet Into The Mediterranean Sea. It Will Be Doing Patrols Around Greece, And Italy.
Nihppon
Hail!
Hello, I have a worldbuilding question:
What is the most important battle or war in your nation's lore? Who where involved? When did it happen ?, What were the causes and the results of the battle?
In my case there are several, but the most important ones are:
The battle of Sekigahara in 1600 in which the eastern army defeated the Toyotomi loyalist western army and established the Tokugawa clan as the de facto shoguns of Japan.
The battle of Kagoshima in 1753 and the subsequent 9 year Satsuma war that put the British East India Company against the Shimazu loyalists and the Tokugawa shogunate and a changing variety of neighbour clans as well as briefly the Dutch, the Spanish and the French who sought to establish themselves as possible colonisers of Japan during the seven years war.
This war ended in a complete British victory which put satsuma province under British control and opened the gate for further expansion and also humiliated the Tokugawa.
The 1871 Japanese rebellion/Japanese war of independence:
This one was started by the recently restored Emperor Meiji who wanted to take back the rest of his nation in order to fully control and modernise Japan, unfortunately, a violent war happened in which horrible acts were committed by both sides.
Initially, the rebels were winning, seizing various cities in central Japan and a large part of the colonial Japanese army rebelled against the British and joined with the imperial Japanese army, some samurai, Ronin and Boshin war veterans from the old Shogunal army joined the cause too but were plagued by problems from lack of coordination, experience and supplies which led to quick defeats by the more experienced and professional British.
The young Imperial Japanese Navy attempted to block ports and cities that sympathised with the British, but were quickly routed or destroyed by the larger and more professional Royal Navy.
It all ended in the 3 month long Siege of Kyoto in 1876, when the Imperial capital suffered great damage to ancient buildings, especially Nijō castle where the rebels made their last stand.
After that, Emperor Meiji was captured, tried and exiled to Korea, and Queen Victoria would be crowned Empress of Japan founding the (unofficially named) Second Japanese Empire.
And lastly WW1, WW2, Indonesian national revolution, Malayan emergency, the Korean war and Vietnam:
They would shape the thoughts and where the country stands in relation to war and the world, choosing to approach peace and progress.
Though... It is the word in the halls of government that the reintroduction of conscription and the increase to the military budget are the next stop... Only time will tell.
Though, in recent times
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium
Fine by me. I don't mind halting the conflict. Hopefully Barrenroads will do the same, I know most of them can't read so it might take them a while to work this out.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Brittanicai
Oversimplified is the reason I know 30% of my history knowledge.
Nihppon, Erabutia
Okay, I have declared a ceasefire with Barrenroads. I will stop fighting till I join the BDA and the sport league is over.
Allynthia, Exitium
I hope my voting for the BDA is not frozen anymore because I am not in any conflict with a nation
Nihppon
THE 1989 ANATOLIAN-LEVANT EARTHQUAKES
Extract taken from Turkish News Channel 5
"This is Oghuz Akhtas here at Turkish News Channel 5 and today we are at Antalya experiencing the earthquake!"
*The camera is shaking rapidly while sounds of huge rumbling can be heard through the mic
"These new streaks of Earthquakes has been observed as in the South East regions of Anatolia while in Northern Syria and even in the farthest of Iraq, earthquakes has been recorded! So far about 2,000-3,400 people have died with the broadcasting station for Radio Amdif-
*Oghuz notices a foundation of the building behind him begin to tilt*
"GO BA-"
*The camera is turned off but the audio is still hearable, the sounds of rapid footsteps and panting mixed in with a booming collision is heard*
"EVERYONE O-"
*The clip ends as it transits to the studio, presumedly, the microphone has been shut or damaged*
[spoiler=Something Diffrent...]Several days back before the the earthquake begun
Helim would traverse in his helicopter, its been years since Turkey had went to war and so did he grew to become transferred to the Cavalry. Helim is on a mission with his general, another soldier and a quite talented convict from.all he knows, looking outside, the target was in sight as he shouted to the general,
"Errr, we arrived at the complex sir!" shouted Helim to the General
"Very well, hover the heli, we need to wake our 'acomplice' up." The general left the cockpit as Helim balance the heli[/spoiler]
(I looks like I am back lol, so not gonna be as active but I will occasionally surf the board anyways baiii)
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium, Brittanicai
Oh. Wait that's today
Speranzist
Can my BDA vote start please because I am not at war with another nation
you just send nukes to me, even though my anti-air got it.
After the BSL we will declare war on you, infact we are in a war already but we just havent decided to move due to the tournament.
I have stopped declaring war on you
You launched nukes at me.
Do you know what a nuke is?
You cant just use words to get out of this.
Do you want peace or not?
Excuse me?
YOU LAUNCHED A: N U K E
Its like murdering 99% of Earth saying to the last human, ''we cool right?''
You is dead
Erabutia
Sir, you were the one who said 'bombs will fall on your own head'
I said I wanted to help you and Exitium make peace, but you threatened me with bombs WAY before I nuked you.
Why are you involved in this?
All of you must know that I'm not in the wrong here, I got a nuke sent to me for no reason!
seek help
Threats.
And you are in no way Exitiums ally as they have never said it before.
We said we have nukes you replied with actually sending nuclear warheads.
Don't act you have any justification for killing my men, you are true scum, Exitians are angels compared to you.
You said to me 'bombs will fall on your own head' AGES before I nuked you
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
yeah if you attacked me obviously, did you expect me to just sit around after while you invade me??
Thats what a threat is
Do you want more nukes or not?
I want peace. You can say yes or no.
What
What the heck. Why is he involved
Erabutia
I am absolutely baffled, is Brittanicai more primitive than I??
You must know we are indeed a stronger nation right? we existed before your entire creation too so don't think we will act like cowards after you tried killing the King, Royals, Citizens, Speranzistians and most of South America.
Idk, he replied to me with a threat for no reason. Help me out here, your continent nearly got hit by a nuke and I intercepted it!
If I was the wrong one, I would be the one lying.
My nukes only hit your capital
You also act like that makes it better.
You better play 45billion pounds or after the BSL a war is coming and we know BR will win since our military is twice as strong than yours.
Okay I will pay $1 trillion to you.
Pounds.
If you dare displease us, we wont just give threats anymore since that's how you act.
Fourian didn't threaten you.
WHAT
Kinda ominous when they reply saying im dead
BSL CRICKET
ROUND 7
Winner:Speranzist
Commentary
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the highly anticipated match between the Forikkan Polar Bears and the Andean Archbishops! The sun is shining, the pitch is looking pristine, and both teams are ready to take the field and give it their all.
The Forikkan Polar Bears have won the toss and elected to bat first, hoping to set a high score for the Archbishops to chase. The opening pair steps up to the crease and the first ball is bowled. The crowd is on its feet, cheering for their favorite team.
The Forikkan Polar Bears started well, with some solid batting from their top order, but the Andean Archbishops' bowlers kept chipping away at the wickets. The Archbishops' spinners were especially impressive, keeping the Polar Bears' batsmen in check and putting pressure on them to score runs.
The Polar Bears eventually finish their innings with a total score of 198 runs. The Andean Archbishops have a tough task ahead of them, but they have a strong batting line-up and are confident they can chase down the target.
The Archbishops come out to bat and the stadium erupts with excitement. The first ball is bowled and the Archbishops get off to a flying start, with some aggressive batting from their opening pair. The Polar Bears tried their best to fight back, but the Archbishops were just too good today.
The Andean Archbishops end up reaching the target of 199 runs with 4 wickets in hand, securing an impressive victory over the Forikkan Polar Bears. The crowd goes wild, as the Archbishops celebrate their win on the pitch.
Ladies and Gentlemen, what a match that was! The Andean Archbishops have come out on top, winning by 4 wickets. Congratulations to them on a fantastic performance!"
CHESS
Winner: Nihppon
COMMENTARY
This is a thrilling match between two skilled chess players, Erabutia and Nihppon. The game starts with both players carefully studying the board and their opponent's movements.
Erabutia opens with the standard e4 move, putting pressure on Nihppon from the get-go. Nihppon responds with the solid d5 move, indicating that they are not afraid to go head-to-head with Erabutia.
The opening moves continue with both players making calculated moves and trying to gain the advantage. Nihppon sacrifices a pawn to create a passed pawn on the d-file, putting pressure on Erabutia's king.
Erabutia tries to create a counter-attack by bringing their knights into play, but Nihppon's bishops prove to be too strong and force Erabutia to retreat. Nihppon then starts a strong pawn storm on the queenside, pushing forward and threatening to promote their pawns to queens.
Erabutia tries to hold on, but Nihppon's relentless pressure proves too much. Nihppon creates a mating net around Erabutia's king and forces them to resign, giving Nihppon the victory in this exciting match.
Well played, Nihppon! That was a well-deserved victory, and a great display of chess skills and strategy.
Commentary will be offline
CHESS
Jammu And Kashmir Union vs Jewish Sealand
Winner:Jammu And Kashmir Union
Winner:Barrenroads
Mother Asia vs Katyo
Winner:Katyo
winner:British Alaska
Winner:French Taimen
ALL NATIONS WHO LOST ARE OUT OF BSL:CHESS
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Erabutia, Jammu And Kashmir Union
Ironically I'm terrible at chess.
Fourian, Jewish Sealand, Katyo, Speranzist
And I will also send some scientists to help you rebuild everything.
Probably because you're literally surrounded
Nō ☹️
😦 I lost twice?
Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Katyo, Speranzist
The AI doesn't seem to like you..
Fourian, Jewish Sealand
Barrenroads, don't call another nation 'scum' again, please. It is just not polite.
Fourian
Please don't nuke another nation again, please. It is just not polite.
It also isn't polite to barge in a conflict when no asked for help.
Fourian
I never said anyone asked anyone for help.
yes, Im telling you not to do that.
Exitium didn't need help but you decided to nuke me for some reason.
Don't get into other peoples arguments unless it affects you
Also don't laugh like you did in the telegrams when I talked about my people dying.
Exitium, I apologize for calling you a scum and I thank you formally for revealing the evil nation of Brittanicai.
I will now avoid all telegrams related to this conflict/war.
If possible we can take a quarter of the money we got from Brittannicai and give it you, Exitium.
Jewish Sealand, Exitium
Thank you very much for this offer. I believe Exitium is also to blame for this conflict. We accept your proposal.
Jewish Sealand, Barrenroads
Hah! It seems we are at peace at last, we both were to blame!
BR! BR! BR!
EXITIAN EMPIRE!
The first verse of the BR anthem starts with 3 Barrenroads and putting another nations name after that shows high respect
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
It was a Good game but kinda ironic when BR has no education and very high for primitiveness, ig thats the issue with AI generated/randomized games
Fourian
Isnt that going to involve BDA?
yep, But it seems they have stopped since they dont want the BDA involved.
Mother Asia, Erabutia
WHY AM I ALWAYS LOSING!
Nihppon, Speranzist
Lol. That's Like Something Deushtflein Would Do Not Gonna Lie.
Speranzist
Its rather farcical that certain nations cannot RP a sports league/tournament without starting a nuclear war. Its not remotely in the spirit of the RP scenario and completely disrupts the enjoyment of other nations taking part.
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia
I agree.
Piadosa
Right, Some Nations Are Just Crazy.
I banned internet anyway
Too much beer i guess
At least you didn't lose to a primitive nation WHO IS ON THE BRINK OF ELIMINATION
Speranzist
The same thing happened in Mumbai2023. South Asian People bombed Mumbai which forced us to move the last remaining matches to New Funchal, Fortilla.
Fourian, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Brittanicai
hi
Katyo
what even happened toDeushtflein anyways
Katyo, Erabutia
No idea?
Katyo
Pretty sure he moved on to Erabutia
ALOT.
Jewish Sealand
just learned AS is only 2 weeks after OL
shoot me.....
Speranzist
Interesting. You should develop the lore of what Deushtflein has done all this time. To me it seems, that after being defeated by the BDA countless times, Deushtflein went into a period of isolation(ism).
Allynthia, Speranzist, Erabutia
Do any of you wonder why Ohio exists?
simple, it doesnt
Brittanicai
What is 'Ohio'?
It is a state in America
Nahhh Ohio doesnt exist only Northwest territory does
Post self-deleted by Brittanicai.
BDA:
Lunayria, you may start the vote for Brittanicai when you are free.
It Exists For Kids To Meme it :/
Erabutia, Brittanicai
I seen This once (Football War Flashbacks)
Nihppon, Brittanicai
🇷🇺 Anyways hooray on 600th page
Fourian
What the?
DEAD probably
Your father.
I rather use TNT
ahXD
It started on reddit actually
boi what the hell boi
Brittanicai
Your mom
Erabutia
24 astronauts were from Ohio. Tell me, what is it about your state that makes people want to
flee the earth
Erabutia
What are AS and OL?
Jewish Sealand, Erabutia
World War 1 ended 100 years ago, however Polish people be like:
"It's time to pay up"
Erabutia
I thought it would be WW2 since that affected the polish people more In my opinion
Brittanicai
I've just sent a telegram regarding this subject.
Speranzist, Brittanicai
BSL CRICKET
Since we are behind Schedule the commentary is not on today.
Winner:Orlovckaya
Winner:Brittanicai
Nihppon, Orlovckaya, Brittanicai
I miss the old flag :(
But the new one is an upgrade! did something change in your nation for it to change?
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Lombarstan, Brittanicai
I think I'll also miss the old flag, it reminded me of the Terran Empire from Star Trek. Though I do also like the new flag!
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist, Brittanicai
I see a cog, wheat and a red star, perhaps they adopted communism?
still a great flag though.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Brittanicai
It was a classic and simplistic flag(in a good way) and I think was the Terran Empire flag!
I dont mind having some more communist nations lol
Nihppon, Jewish Sealand
Orlovckaya, your nation's new flag looks cool!
(It kind of reminds me of another EoGB nation's flag)
Speranzist
Yeah, probably you xD
I thought orlovckaya was you with a altered flag when i saw it for the first time
Jewish Sealand
Florida
I can hear you.
:D
Nihppon
Same
Right.
Jewish Sealand, Speranzist
I Do NOT Know.
Nihppon
BSL:CHESS
Winner:Speranzist
Nihppon vs Jammu And Kashmir Union
Winner:Jammu And Kashmir Union
Barrenroads vs Katyo
Winner:Barrenroads
Winner:Orlovckaya.
The next rounds are the Semi-Finals which will include commentary!
Nihppon, Erabutia, Jammu And Kashmir Union
Damn.
Well, we had a good run.
Orlovckaya, Speranzist, Erabutia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.