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Jewish Sealand wrote:lol

The most intelligent message, it shocked me.

Lunayria

Jewish Sealand wrote:lol

To be fair, the most of the past stuff on the board were just us talking normally and not as nations.

Lunayria, West-Indies, Jewish Sealand

Jewish Sealand wrote:West-Indies, no, there really aren't any guidelines on roleplaying here. The EoGB's RMB is honestly an anarchic world.

Despite this, I enjoy the roleplay here, though there should ideally be some rules and regulations to prevent it from going out of control.

Long ago, Lunayria and I tried to establish a rule against going to war/killing another player's citizens without the owner of that nation's consent or in simpler words no godmodding. However, since there is no authority, implementing this rule is difficult.

[spoiler=Definition of godmodding]"Godmoding can also refer to the case where a player definitively describes the outcome of their own actions against another character or interactive object. For example, if player A states, "A strikes B and B takes damage", they could be considered to be godmoding."

https://wowrp.fandom.com/wiki/Godmoding[/spoiler]

From what I recall it was practically impossible to monitor and enforce the rule; which lead to most nations, admittedly including myself, to give up on it. One of the main issues with this rule is that it does dramatically slow down the RP, due to having to wait for nations to respond to the attack. This also leads me to the other two issues I've noticed: Firstly nations just ignoring the damage being dealt by other nations, which I'm also guilty of. It can just lead to two, or more, nations both throwing weapons at each other with both saying neither side has done any damage, leading to a pointless stalemate and effectively ruining the scenario. And Secondly, nations being unrealistic about their resources and manpower, going against and ignoring their nation's stats. For example nations with only a few hundred million people and practically no defence forces somehow being able to field thousands of modern jets, tanks, etc along with equipping a near-limitless amount of troops; it just doesn't make any sense and admittedly greatly annoys me when nations do it.

There probably does need to be some form of guidelines about RP but I wouldn't even know where to start with that.

West-Indies, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist

Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii wrote:Let's keep conversation respectful, please.

Sorry, Your Magesty. Just Trying To Keep The Devil Away.

Lunayria, Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii

When Is The Next HMAF Game?

Lunayria

Erabutia wrote:When Is The Next HMAF Game?

Today!

I will release my commentary of today's matches (as soon as I finish writing them)

Lunayria, Nihppon, Erabutia

Jewish Sealand wrote:Sorry, but it's too late. You cannot join now since the tournament has already started.

However, I've heard that HMAF is planning on holding another tournament later this year, so you could make a bid to become the next host nation.

ok, where do i make the bid?

Jewish Sealand

Jewish Sealand wrote:Sorry, but it's too late. You cannot join now since the tournament has already started.

However, I've heard that HMAF is planning on holding another tournament later this year, so you could make a bid to become the next host nation.

When will we be able to sign up for the other tournament?

We've begun training a team to play football. Though finding suitable private contractors to train them is trying.

Jewish Sealand

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Today was the second day of the HMAF Tournament and I have to say it was a great day for football fans since we got to watch three different, exciting matches:

In the first match, Exitium was giving the Mother Asian team a tough time, scoring a goal before the end of the first half of the game. At the beginning of the second half, the Mother Asians had an even tougher time, when they're goalkeeper was given a red card by the referee. However, determined not to lose their first game in their own nation, the Mother Asians were able to score a goal. Then the game seemed like it was going to end in a tie, however, the Mother Asians were able to strike a goal at the last second, winning the game. Saying that the Mother Asian crowd went wild is an understatement, they were roaring with excitement, you had to be there. So, in an unexpected turn of events, the Mother Asians were able to defeat the genetically modified Exitian players, 2-1. This match was lesson on the power that national pride truly has.

This next match was very exiting for football fans. During the first half, all players gave it their all. The Jewish-Sealandian star, Honesto Abel, scored the team's first goal. However the British Alaskan team kept Jewish Sealand's team on their toes. For each score made by Jewish Sealand, British Alaska would respond with a goal of their own and tie the game. Unfortunately, at the end of the first half British Alaska was able to break the tie and surpass the Jewish-Sealandians. In the second half of the game, Jewish Sealand tried to score another goal, but British Alaska was able to defend their side. The game ended, Jewish Sealand was unable to score another goal, and British Alaska (sadly) were victorious. Congratulations to the British Alaskans.

The final game, British Andorra vs. Nordby Dubrova was a more typical game. The Dubrovans were aggresive and were constantly pressuring the British Andorrans, but the British Andorrans were able to defend their side. The first half ended in a 0-0 tie. The game seemed like it was going to end in a stalement almost up until the ended, however, British Andorran player number 87 was able to break the tie and strike a goal. The game ended 1-0, with a British Andorran victory.

Lunayria, Piadosa, Nihppon, West-Indies, British Andorra, Speranzist, Erabutia

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Today was the second day of the HMAF Tournament and I have to say it was a great day for football fans since we got to watch three different, exciting matches:

In the first match, Exitium was giving the Mother Asian team a tough time, scoring a goal before the end of the first half of the game. At the beginning of the second half, the Mother Asians had an even tougher time, when they're goalkeeper was given a red card by the referee. However, determined not to lose their first game in their own nation, the Mother Asians were able to score a goal. Then the game seemed like it was going to end in a tie, however, the Mother Asians were able to strike a goal at the last second, winning the game. Saying that the Mother Asian crowd went wild is an understatement, they were roaring with excitement, you had to be there. So, in an unexpected turn of events, the Mother Asians were able to defeat the genetically modified Exitian players, 2-1. This match was lesson on the power that national pride truly has.

This next match was very exiting for football fans. During the first half, all players gave it their all. The Jewish-Sealandian star, Honesto Abel, scored the team's first goal. However the British Alaskan team kept Jewish Sealand's team on their toes. For each score made by Jewish Sealand, British Alaska would respond with a goal of their own and tie the game. Unfortunately, at the end of the first half British Alaska was able to break the tie and surpass the Jewish-Sealandians. In the second half of the game, Jewish Sealand tried to score another goal, but British Alaska was able to defend their side. The game ended, Jewish Sealand was unable to score another goal, and British Alaska (sadly) were victorious. Congratulations to the British Alaskans.

The final game, British Andorra vs. Nordby Dubrova was a more typical game. The Dubrovans were aggresive and were constantly pressuring the British Andorrans, but the British Andorrans were able to defend their side. The first half ended in a 0-0 tie. The game seemed like it was going to end in a stalement almost up until the ended, however, British Andorran player number 87 was able to break the tie and strike a goal. The game ended 1-0, with a British Andorran victory.

I quite literally just woke up right as this message was posted and I would like to say that I was expecting my team to lose, but itÂ’s nice to see them win. Good game, Jewish Sealand.

Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist

Her Majesty Queen Victoria wrote:How about we tone it down and let people enjoy role playing the soccer event. Try to make your contributions meaningful and not random or pointless.

Thank you your majesty for making your insightful contribution

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Speranzist, Exitium

British Alaska wrote:I quite literally just woke up right as this message was posted and I would like to say that I was expecting my team to lose, but itÂ’s nice to see them win. Good game, Jewish Sealand.

Good game! :)

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, British Andorra, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Today was the second day of the HMAF Tournament and I have to say it was a great day for football fans since we got to watch three different, exciting matches:

In the first match, Exitium was giving the Mother Asian team a tough time, scoring a goal before the end of the first half of the game. At the beginning of the second half, the Mother Asians had an even tougher time, when they're goalkeeper was given a red card by the referee. However, determined not to lose their first game in their own nation, the Mother Asians were able to score a goal. Then the game seemed like it was going to end in a tie, however, the Mother Asians were able to strike a goal at the last second, winning the game. Saying that the Mother Asian crowd went wild is an understatement, they were roaring with excitement, you had to be there. So, in an unexpected turn of events, the Mother Asians were able to defeat the genetically modified Exitian players, 2-1. This match was lesson on the power that national pride truly has.

This next match was very exiting for football fans. During the first half, all players gave it their all. The Jewish-Sealandian star, Honesto Abel, scored the team's first goal. However the British Alaskan team kept Jewish Sealand's team on their toes. For each score made by Jewish Sealand, British Alaska would respond with a goal of their own and tie the game. Unfortunately, at the end of the first half British Alaska was able to break the tie and surpass the Jewish-Sealandians. In the second half of the game, Jewish Sealand tried to score another goal, but British Alaska was able to defend their side. The game ended, Jewish Sealand was unable to score another goal, and British Alaska (sadly) were victorious. Congratulations to the British Alaskans.

The final game, British Andorra vs. Nordby Dubrova was a more typical game. The Dubrovans were aggresive and were constantly pressuring the British Andorrans, but the British Andorrans were able to defend their side. The first half ended in a 0-0 tie. The game seemed like it was going to end in a stalement almost up until the ended, however, British Andorran player number 87 was able to break the tie and strike a goal. The game ended 1-0, with a British Andorran victory.

WOOHOOO!!

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist

Lunayria wrote:When will we be able to sign up for the other tournament?

We've begun training a team to play football. Though finding suitable private contractors to train them is trying.

Well, at first, I was planning to do it every six months, but now IÂ’ve considered it and it has been shortened down to 3 months.

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia

Lunayria wrote:When will we be able to sign up for the other tournament?

We've begun training a team to play football. Though finding suitable private contractors to train them is trying.

British Alaska wrote:Well, at first, I was planning to do it every six months, but now IÂ’ve considered it and it has been shortened down to 3 months.

Which means that the next tournament will be in May

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Orlovckaya, Allynthia, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:Which means that the next tournament will be in May

Yes, I will set it for the 17th of May. As for the location, bidding will now happen on a website IÂ’m making. IÂ’ll inform the RMB when itÂ’s finished.

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Allynthia, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Today was the second day of the HMAF Tournament and I have to say it was a great day for football fans since we got to watch three different, exciting matches:

In the first match, Exitium was giving the Mother Asian team a tough time, scoring a goal before the end of the first half of the game. At the beginning of the second half, the Mother Asians had an even tougher time, when they're goalkeeper was given a red card by the referee. However, determined not to lose their first game in their own nation, the Mother Asians were able to score a goal. Then the game seemed like it was going to end in a tie, however, the Mother Asians were able to strike a goal at the last second, winning the game. Saying that the Mother Asian crowd went wild is an understatement, they were roaring with excitement, you had to be there. So, in an unexpected turn of events, the Mother Asians were able to defeat the genetically modified Exitian players, 2-1. This match was lesson on the power that national pride truly has.

This next match was very exiting for football fans. During the first half, all players gave it their all. The Jewish-Sealandian star, Honesto Abel, scored the team's first goal. However the British Alaskan team kept Jewish Sealand's team on their toes. For each score made by Jewish Sealand, British Alaska would respond with a goal of their own and tie the game. Unfortunately, at the end of the first half British Alaska was able to break the tie and surpass the Jewish-Sealandians. In the second half of the game, Jewish Sealand tried to score another goal, but British Alaska was able to defend their side. The game ended, Jewish Sealand was unable to score another goal, and British Alaska (sadly) were victorious. Congratulations to the British Alaskans.

The final game, British Andorra vs. Nordby Dubrova was a more typical game. The Dubrovans were aggresive and were constantly pressuring the British Andorrans, but the British Andorrans were able to defend their side. The first half ended in a 0-0 tie. The game seemed like it was going to end in a stalement almost up until the ended, however, British Andorran player number 87 was able to break the tie and strike a goal. The game ended 1-0, with a British Andorran victory.

It's good to see the matches are going well! Our Minister of Sports has been excitedly sending non-stop reports back to us on the progress of these games and, as per his request, we have set up a national team. They are currently being trained by professionals from The Nexus Corporation.

Though we do have some queries about the event. Our citizens have nanomachines implanted throughout their bodies. These enhance their abilities and their performance during combat and everyday life along with providing numerous medical benefits to the users, would these be considered a banned substance under the current rules?

Also, we are still unclear on how the matches are simulated.

Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist, British Alaska

Lunayria wrote:It's good to see the matches are going well! Our Minister of Sports has been excitedly sending non-stop reports back to us on the progress of these games and, as per his request, we have set up a national team. They are currently being trained by professionals from The Nexus Corporation.

Though we do have some queries about the event. Our citizens have nanomachines implanted throughout their bodies. These enhance their abilities and their performance during combat and everyday life along with providing numerous medical benefits to the users, would these be considered a banned substance under the current rules?

Also, we are still unclear on how the matches are simulated.

Unfortunately, as they do enhance them, it gives an unfair advantage for you, so we would say that these would be illegal. Is there any way you could remove them?

Also, we have change it so itÂ’s simulated through an AI that will spew out the results and then we will announce the results. Jewish Sealand and I are supposed to be announcing but it has so far only been Jewish Sealand doing it, so I will do it tomorrow.

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist

British Alaska wrote:Unfortunately, as they do enhance them, it gives an unfair advantage for you, so we would say that these would be illegal. Is there any way you could remove them?

Also, we have change it so itÂ’s simulated through an AI that will spew out the results and then we will announce the results. Jewish Sealand and I are supposed to be announcing but it has so far only been Jewish Sealand doing it, so I will do it tomorrow.

Tomorrow's games are: 'Exitium vs Erabutia' and 'JKU vs British Alaska'

Lunayria, Nihppon, Sublime State, Speranzist

Post self-deleted by Lunayria.

Lunayria wrote:They cannot be removed doing so will cause major damage to the user's body, we do however have a nanomachine suppressant that some players can use to temporarily suppress the function of the nanomachines for up to five hours. Sadly we would have to drop three of our eleven players; if they were to take the nanomachine suppressant it would kill them as the nanomachine are keeping their terminal illnesses in check.

How come these are banned but vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players are allowed?

I think Lunayria has a point. We allowed Exitium's vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players into the tournament, so why should nanomachines be banned? And the fact they're enhanced doesn't necessarily mean they will always win, as we saw in today's game (Exitium vs Mother Asia)

Nihppon, Allynthia

Post self-deleted by Lunayria.

Lunayria wrote:If it helps I could list the functions of the nanomachines.

Of course! Go ahead

Jewish Sealand wrote:I think Lunayria has a point. We allowed Exitium's vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players into the tournament, so why should nanomachines be banned? And the fact they're enhanced doesn't necessarily mean they will always win, as we saw in today's game (Exitium vs Mother Asia)

I guess that means we can allow the nanomachines.

Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Exitium

Jewish Sealand wrote:West-Indies, no, there really aren't any guidelines on roleplaying here. The EoGB's RMB is honestly an anarchic world.

Despite this, I enjoy the roleplay here, though there should ideally be some rules and regulations to prevent it from going out of control.

Long ago, Lunayria and I tried to establish a rule against going to war/killing another player's citizens without the owner of that nation's consent or in simpler words no godmodding. However, since there is no authority, implementing this rule is difficult.

[spoiler=Definition of godmodding]"Godmoding can also refer to the case where a player definitively describes the outcome of their own actions against another character or interactive object. For example, if player A states, "A strikes B and B takes damage", they could be considered to be godmoding."

https://wowrp.fandom.com/wiki/Godmoding[/spoiler]

What the

Jewish Sealand if youÂ’d like to set up a proper RP on this RMB, we can. Just have to coordinate with HMG and whatnot off-site!

Lunayria, Menorica, Nihppon, West-Indies, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Lombarstan, British Alaska, Erabutia

British Alaska wrote:I guess that means we can allow the nanomachines.

After reviewing the nanomachine functions more closely we have chosen to remove the nanomachines as the current functions give us a clear advantage. This will allow for a level playing field while also providing our players with a greater personal challenge to overcome. I'll cover this in a post later.

Just so others know, we have only ever had sports championships held within our borders, all of which havenÂ’t had any foreign participants. Everyone in my nation as of 200X has had access to and used these nanomachines. So it has admittedly thrown us a bit off balance when found they were banned, but I'm glad we asked before actually participating in an event. It would have ended with much embarrassment and misunderstanding if we had neglected to ask the question.

Nihppon, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, British Alaska

Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii wrote:Jewish Sealand if youÂ’d like to set up a proper RP on this RMB, we can. Just have to coordinate with HMG and whatnot off-site!

It would sound great to set up actual RP in this region. I canÂ’t wait for the days of Pakistani bombings to be over.

Lunayria, Nihppon, West-Indies, Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist

Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii wrote:Jewish Sealand if youÂ’d like to set up a proper RP on this RMB, we can. Just have to coordinate with HMG and whatnot off-site!

Sounds like a good idea. I will do this to see what can be done.

The new regular RP would begin after the end of the football tournament.

Lunayria, Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii, Nihppon, Allynthia, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:Sounds like a good idea. I will do this to see what can be done.

The new regular RP would begin after the end of the football tournament.

shame i wont be able to participate cuz of exams T_T

Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:I think Lunayria has a point. We allowed Exitium's vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players into the tournament, so why should nanomachines be banned? And the fact they're enhanced doesn't necessarily mean they will always win, as we saw in today's game (Exitium vs Mother Asia)

are we sure this is still football?

this is better being under another name entirely , or like a more so....a variant of NORMAL football?

Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium

British Alaska wrote:Yes, I will set it for the 17th of May. As for the location, bidding will now happen on a website IÂ’m making. IÂ’ll inform the RMB when itÂ’s finished.

Good To Know That The Tournement Is In May!!

Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand

Hm Queen Elizabeth Iii wrote:Jewish Sealand if youÂ’d like to set up a proper RP on this RMB, we can. Just have to coordinate with HMG and whatnot off-site!

You Should Say That To Islamic Pakistanis...

Lunayria

Allynthia wrote:are we sure this is still football?

this is better being under another name entirely , or like a more so....a variant of NORMAL football?

You're quite right. It took me until I wrote out my last post and read yours to fully realise that it's just Football, there's no need for me to overcomplicate it. This does however mean I've made a big fuss over nothing, for which I apologise to the involved parties. Though I do thank Jewish Sealand and British Alaska for temporarily allowing them.

So I shall retract my previous statements/comments/posts and release the following statement:

"In the spirit of fair play among our teams, and to take on a greater personal challenge, the players of the Lunayrian National Football Team have chosen to remove their Nanomachines from their bodies for the duration of the foreign matches. Although I stated earlier, in a now-deleted post, that it may cause serious damage if they were removed I was incorrect about the subject. I've been reassured by LunayriaTech Security (The makers of the Third-Generation Nanomachines) that as long as the players don't have any serious/life-threatening illnesses it's fine for them to have the nanomachines removed.

When presented with the option our players have chosen to rise up to the challenge that this will present. It won't be easy for them to adjust but they have shown that they are willing to put in the necessary work to achieve this."

Also the name of our team isn't final, I'm still trying to figure it out. I welcome any suggestions nations may have.

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Exitium

Jewish Sealand wrote:West-Indies, no, there really aren't any guidelines on roleplaying here. The EoGB's RMB is honestly an anarchic world.

Despite this, I enjoy the roleplay here, though there should ideally be some rules and regulations to prevent it from going out of control.

Long ago, Lunayria and I tried to establish a rule against going to war/killing another player's citizens without the owner of that nation's consent or in simpler words no godmodding. However, since there is no authority, implementing this rule is difficult.

[spoiler=Definition of godmodding]"Godmoding can also refer to the case where a player definitively describes the outcome of their own actions against another character or interactive object. For example, if player A states, "A strikes B and B takes damage", they could be considered to be godmoding."

https://wowrp.fandom.com/wiki/Godmoding[/spoiler]

What the

BDA members, could you please give your vote quickly?

Only 2 have given their vote and since this election is quite important I don't want a total of 2 votes

(candidates hasn't received the telegram so dw)

Should I make votes on random ideas? like making a BDA embassy and their own military bases which are ready to depart any time any BDA nation needs backup. Please tell me if this is a good idea!

We really need to work on the BDASP. The total funding of the space station is 207,198,900,000,00 Pound Sterling.

Ill be updating the factbook with the roles and if there is any issue just mention me on the board.(I will do it soon)

I am also doing some research on how to do the British Sports League, Some sports do not have a simulator so it would be spinning the wheel.

Jewish Sealand

Speranzist wrote:BDA members, could you please give your vote quickly?

Only 2 have given their vote and since this election is quite important I don't want a total of 2 votes

(Candidates hasn't received the telegram so dw)

Should I make votes on random ideas? like making a BDA embassy and their own military bases which are ready to depart any time any BDA nation needs backup. Please tell me if this is a good idea!

We Can Make A Vote About Wiping DEEZ NUTZ Across Islamic Pakistanis Face! (What I Mean By That Is Nuking Them Like A Million Time Lol)

Speranzist wrote:BDA members, could you please give your vote quickly?

Only 2 have given their vote and since this election is quite important I don't want a total of 2 votes

(candidates hasn't received the telegram so dw)

Should I make votes on random ideas? like making a BDA embassy and their own military bases which are ready to depart any time any BDA nation needs backup. Please tell me if this is a good idea!

Random vote ideas sound interesting. Seeing that you've shared some I'll provide a response to them:

1. Embassies may be...tolerated in our nation, providing that they abide by certain...restrictions.

2. As for Military bases, we do not want, and will never accept, foreign military bases on Lunayrian Soil.

Speranzist wrote:We really need to work on the BDASP. The total funding of the space station is 207,198,900,000,00 Pound Sterling.

Ill be updating the factbook with the roles and if there is any issue just mention me on the board.(I will do it soon)

I am also doing some research on how to do the British Sports League, Some sports do not have a simulator so it would be spinning the wheel.

The BDSAP does indeed need more work, everything was halted after the station was attacked. Though admittedly we lack an objective.

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand

Speranzist wrote:BDA members, could you please give your vote quickly?

Only 2 have given their vote and since this election is quite important I don't want a total of 2 votes

(candidates hasn't received the telegram so dw)

Should I make votes on random ideas? like making a BDA embassy and their own military bases which are ready to depart any time any BDA nation needs backup. Please tell me if this is a good idea!

I will accept foreign military bases but if a crime is committed, they will be tried under Japanese law.

Jewish Sealand

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Wwwwwhat's up, ladies and gentlemen!? Today was the third day of the HMAF 2023 Tournament in Mumbai and we got the pleasure of watching two great matches: Exitium vs Erabutia, and Jammu And Kashmir Union vs British Alaska

In the first match, the vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players of Exitium faced the victors of the tournament's first match, the Erabutians. In the beginning, it wasn't clear which team was going to win. The first half ended and non of the teams was able to strike a goal. In the second half, however, the game became more interesting when the Exitians began playing more aggresively. The Erabutian players were beginning to get exhausted. Despite this, the Erabutian goalkeeper was able to stop the Exitians from scoring their first goal. Later in the game, Erabutia's player number 66 got a red card from the referee. The game was looking bad for the Erabutians until seemingly out of nowhere, one of their players was able to score a goal. The game ended with an Erabutian victory, 0-1.

In the last match of the day, two victors, JKU and British Alaska, faced each other in battle. The two were determined to win. The JKU team scored the first goal and their crowd sang an early victory, however, British Alaska did not want to lose this match, scoring two goals before the end of the first half. The teams kept playing, doing their best, but non were able to strike a goal. Not until the last quarter of the game when JKU scored, tying the game. It looked like the game was going to end in a tie, but British Alaska scored a final goal, ending the game 2-3 in favour of British Alaska.

Lunayria, Nihppon, Exitium, Erabutia, Jammu And Kashmir Union

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Wwwwwhat's up, ladies and gentlemen!? Today was the third day of the HMAF 2023 Tournament in Mumbai and we got the pleasure of watching two great matches: Exitium vs Erabutia, and Jammu And Kashmir Union vs British Alaska

In the first match, the vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players of Exitium faced the victors of the tournament's first match, the Erabutians. In the beginning, it wasn't clear which team was going to win. The first half ended and non of the teams was able to strike a goal. In the second half, however, the game became more interesting when the Exitians began playing more aggresively. The Erabutian players were beginning to get exhausted. Despite this, the Erabutian goalkeeper was able to stop the Exitians from scoring their first goal. Later in the game, Erabutia's player number 66 got a red card from the referee. The game was looking bad for the Erabutians until seemingly out of nowhere, one of their players was able to score a goal. The game ended with an Erabutian victory, 0-1.

In the last match of the day, two victors, JKU and British Alaska, faced each other in battle. The two were determined to win. The JKU team scored the first goal and their crowd sang an early victory, however, British Alaska did not want to lose this match, scoring two goals before the end of the first half. The teams kept playing, doing their best, but non were able to strike a goal. Not until the last quarter of the game when JKU scored, tying the game. It looked like the game was going to end in a tie, but British Alaska scored a final goal, ending the game 2-3 in favour of British Alaska.

Can't wait for tomorrow's game [nation]jewish_sealand_" class="nlink">Jewish_Sealand" Class="Nlink">[Nation]Jewish Sealand , good luck and may the best team win.

Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Erabutia

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Today was the second day of the HMAF Tournament and I have to say it was a great day for football fans since we got to watch three different, exciting matches:

In the first match, Exitium was giving the Mother Asian team a tough time, scoring a goal before the end of the first half of the game. At the beginning of the second half, the Mother Asians had an even tougher time, when they're goalkeeper was given a red card by the referee. However, determined not to lose their first game in their own nation, the Mother Asians were able to score a goal. Then the game seemed like it was going to end in a tie, however, the Mother Asians were able to strike a goal at the last second, winning the game. Saying that the Mother Asian crowd went wild is an understatement, they were roaring with excitement, you had to be there. So, in an unexpected turn of events, the Mother Asians were able to defeat the genetically modified Exitian players, 2-1. This match was lesson on the power that national pride truly has.

This next match was very exiting for football fans. During the first half, all players gave it their all. The Jewish-Sealandian star, Honesto Abel, scored the team's first goal. However the British Alaskan team kept Jewish Sealand's team on their toes. For each score made by Jewish Sealand, British Alaska would respond with a goal of their own and tie the game. Unfortunately, at the end of the first half British Alaska was able to break the tie and surpass the Jewish-Sealandians. In the second half of the game, Jewish Sealand tried to score another goal, but British Alaska was able to defend their side. The game ended, Jewish Sealand was unable to score another goal, and British Alaska (sadly) were victorious. Congratulations to the British Alaskans.

The final game, British Andorra vs. Nordby Dubrova was a more typical game. The Dubrovans were aggresive and were constantly pressuring the British Andorrans, but the British Andorrans were able to defend their side. The first half ended in a 0-0 tie. The game seemed like it was going to end in a stalement almost up until the ended, however, British Andorran player number 87 was able to break the tie and strike a goal. The game ended 1-0, with a British Andorran victory.

Our country goes wild if we win!!

Our sports industry is very much well funded!

IÂ’m very proud to finally see we got 2 out of 1.

Mother Asians are very patriotic about the country which I donÂ’t think will ever go away

Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Wwwwwhat's up, ladies and gentlemen!? Today was the third day of the HMAF 2023 Tournament in Mumbai and we got the pleasure of watching two great matches: Exitium vs Erabutia, and Jammu And Kashmir Union vs British Alaska

In the first match, the vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players of Exitium faced the victors of the tournament's first match, the Erabutians. In the beginning, it wasn't clear which team was going to win. The first half ended and non of the teams was able to strike a goal. In the second half, however, the game became more interesting when the Exitians began playing more aggresively. The Erabutian players were beginning to get exhausted. Despite this, the Erabutian goalkeeper was able to stop the Exitians from scoring their first goal. Later in the game, Erabutia's player number 66 got a red card from the referee. The game was looking bad for the Erabutians until seemingly out of nowhere, one of their players was able to score a goal. The game ended with an Erabutian victory, 0-1.

In the last match of the day, two victors, JKU and British Alaska, faced each other in battle. The two were determined to win. The JKU team scored the first goal and their crowd sang an early victory, however, British Alaska did not want to lose this match, scoring two goals before the end of the first half. The teams kept playing, doing their best, but non were able to strike a goal. Not until the last quarter of the game when JKU scored, tying the game. It looked like the game was going to end in a tie, but British Alaska scored a final goal, ending the game 2-3 in favour of British Alaska.

Our country is in absolute awe that our young players can be doing this good. It truly is a miracle.

Lunayria, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Wwwwwhat's up, ladies and gentlemen!? Today was the third day of the HMAF 2023 Tournament in Mumbai and we got the pleasure of watching two great matches: Exitium vs Erabutia, and Jammu And Kashmir Union vs British Alaska

In the first match, the vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players of Exitium faced the victors of the tournament's first match, the Erabutians. In the beginning, it wasn't clear which team was going to win. The first half ended and non of the teams was able to strike a goal. In the second half, however, the game became more interesting when the Exitians began playing more aggresively. The Erabutian players were beginning to get exhausted. Despite this, the Erabutian goalkeeper was able to stop the Exitians from scoring their first goal. Later in the game, Erabutia's player number 66 got a red card from the referee. The game was looking bad for the Erabutians until seemingly out of nowhere, one of their players was able to score a goal. The game ended with an Erabutian victory, 0-1.

In the last match of the day, two victors, JKU and British Alaska, faced each other in battle. The two were determined to win. The JKU team scored the first goal and their crowd sang an early victory, however, British Alaska did not want to lose this match, scoring two goals before the end of the first half. The teams kept playing, doing their best, but non were able to strike a goal. Not until the last quarter of the game when JKU scored, tying the game. It looked like the game was going to end in a tie, but British Alaska scored a final goal, ending the game 2-3 in favour of British Alaska.

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Wwwwwhat's up, ladies and gentlemen!? Today was the third day of the HMAF 2023 Tournament in Mumbai and we got the pleasure of watching two great matches: Exitium vs Erabutia, and Jammu And Kashmir Union vs British Alaska

In the first match, the vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players of Exitium faced the victors of the tournament's first match, the Erabutians. In the beginning, it wasn't clear which team was going to win. The first half ended and non of the teams was able to strike a goal. In the second half, however, the game became more interesting when the Exitians began playing more aggresively. The Erabutian players were beginning to get exhausted. Despite this, the Erabutian goalkeeper was able to stop the Exitians from scoring their first goal. Later in the game, Erabutia's player number 66 got a red card from the referee. The game was looking bad for the Erabutians until seemingly out of nowhere, one of their players was able to score a goal. The game ended with an Erabutian victory, 0-1.

In the last match of the day, two victors, JKU and British Alaska, faced each other in battle. The two were determined to win. The JKU team scored the first goal and their crowd sang an early victory, however, British Alaska did not want to lose this match, scoring two goals before the end of the first half. The teams kept playing, doing their best, but non were able to strike a goal. Not until the last quarter of the game when JKU scored, tying the game. It looked like the game was going to end in a tie, but British Alaska scored a final goal, ending the game 2-3 in favour of British Alaska.

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!

Lunayria, Jewish Sealand

Mother Asia, How Many Games Have You Won? Because WE'RE GONNA DESTROY YOU......

Lunayria

Erabutia wrote:Mother Asia, How Many Games Have You Won? Because WE'RE GONNA DESTROY YOU......

one

Lunayria, Mother Asia, Erabutia

Announcement from the HMAF Broadcasting Network:

Jewish-Sealandian sports commentator, Roberto Torres, will not be able to comment on tomorrow's matches since his throat has gone sore. British Alaskan sports announcer, David Chechnad, will be replacing Roberto Torres, and he will be giving his comentary on tomorrow's games.

Lunayria, Nihppon

Jewish Sealand wrote:Announcement from the HMAF Broadcasting Network:

Jewish-Sealandian sports commentator, Roberto Torres, will not be able to comment on tomorrow's matches since his throat has gone sore. British Alaskan sports announcer, David Chechnad, will be replacing Roberto Torres, and he will be giving his comentary on tomorrow's games.

On a simmilar note, I just realized I have the last game of the round-robin stage. Hope I qualify for the knockouts.

Jewish Sealand

Erabutia wrote:Mother Asia, How Many Games Have You Won? Because WE'RE GONNA DESTROY YOU......

oh no he's being realistic.

edit: basically, the joke is on how they begin to become toxic after winning twice lol.

Sublime State, Jewish Sealand, Erabutia

Jewish Sealand wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

Wwwwwhat's up, ladies and gentlemen!? Today was the third day of the HMAF 2023 Tournament in Mumbai and we got the pleasure of watching two great matches: Exitium vs Erabutia, and Jammu And Kashmir Union vs British Alaska

In the first match, the vat-grown, genetically modified, conditioned players of Exitium faced the victors of the tournament's first match, the Erabutians. In the beginning, it wasn't clear which team was going to win. The first half ended and non of the teams was able to strike a goal. In the second half, however, the game became more interesting when the Exitians began playing more aggresively. The Erabutian players were beginning to get exhausted. Despite this, the Erabutian goalkeeper was able to stop the Exitians from scoring their first goal. Later in the game, Erabutia's player number 66 got a red card from the referee. The game was looking bad for the Erabutians until seemingly out of nowhere, one of their players was able to score a goal. The game ended with an Erabutian victory, 0-1.

In the last match of the day, two victors, JKU and British Alaska, faced each other in battle. The two were determined to win. The JKU team scored the first goal and their crowd sang an early victory, however, British Alaska did not want to lose this match, scoring two goals before the end of the first half. The teams kept playing, doing their best, but non were able to strike a goal. Not until the last quarter of the game when JKU scored, tying the game. It looked like the game was going to end in a tie, but British Alaska scored a final goal, ending the game 2-3 in favour of British Alaska.

Exitium is severely disappointed in the performance of our players. We are working on way to rectify this issue, even if it requires more forceful methods to get our players to do better.

Jewish Sealand, Erabutia

Exitium wrote:Exitium is severely disappointed in the performance of our players. We are working on way to rectify this issue, even if it requires more forceful methods to get our players to do better.

That sound like it would be extremely painful and/or torture.

Exitium, Erabutia

Speranzist wrote:BDA members, could you please give your vote quickly?

Only 2 have given their vote and since this election is quite important I don't want a total of 2 votes

(candidates hasn't received the telegram so dw)

Should I make votes on random ideas? like making a BDA embassy and their own military bases which are ready to depart any time any BDA nation needs backup. Please tell me if this is a good idea!

I think that's good.

Mother Asia, Speranzist

Lombarstan wrote:Screw it

You good mate?

Speranzist wrote:You good mate?

Actually yes.

Lombarstan wrote:Screw it

Huh?

Jewish Sealand

Speranzist wrote:BDA members, could you please give your vote quickly?

Only 2 have given their vote and since this election is quite important I don't want a total of 2 votes

(candidates hasn't received the telegram so dw)

Should I make votes on random ideas? like making a BDA embassy and their own military bases which are ready to depart any time any BDA nation needs backup. Please tell me if this is a good idea!

Though I do agree with the embassy idea, it must concede to Turkish law, if sheltering any wanted figures(designated by the Turkish Police Force), the embassy is to hand in the criminal immediately. Any breaking of Turkish law or refusal to hand in people wanted by the goverment will result in the embassy being closed through force.

For the BDA military bases, Aka Koprulu's nationalist stance, and in general, the Turkish population will entirely dislike the idea of bases sittibg around the country owned by foreign nations, another factor is the Diplomatic policy Aka is heading right now.

Does anyone in the Empire of Great Britain own Eastern Siberia?

Erabutia

Sublime State wrote:Though I do agree with the embassy idea, it must concede to Turkish law, if sheltering any wanted figures(designated by the Turkish Police Force), the embassy is to hand in the criminal immediately. Any breaking of Turkish law or refusal to hand in people wanted by the goverment will result in the embassy being closed through force.

For the BDA military bases, Aka Koprulu's nationalist stance, and in general, the Turkish population will entirely dislike the idea of bases sittibg around the country owned by foreign nations, another factor is the Diplomatic policy Aka is heading right now.

Lunayria wrote:Random vote ideas sound interesting. Seeing that you've shared some I'll provide a response to them:

1. Embassies may be...tolerated in our nation, providing that they abide by certain...restrictions.

2. As for Military bases, we do not want, and will never accept, foreign military bases on Lunayrian Soil.

The BDSAP does indeed need more work, everything was halted after the station was attacked. Though admittedly we lack an objective.

Nihppon wrote:I will accept foreign military bases but if a crime is committed, they will be tried under Japanese law.

What I said was an example so It isnÂ’t confirmed that a foreign military base will be in your nation and if it was we would obviously ask the nationÂ’s approval and laws.

IÂ’m still waiting for the Administrator vote to end

Nihppon, Sublime State

British Alaska wrote:That sound like it would be extremely painful and/or torture.

NOT FOR ME.

British Alaska wrote:Does anyone in the Empire of Great Britain own Eastern Siberia?

Ur Moms Stomach Might.

(Just Look At Jewish Sealands Map.)

Exitium wrote:Exitium is severely disappointed in the performance of our players. We are working on way to rectify this issue, even if it requires more forceful methods to get our players to do better.

Good.

All HMAF Players, Should We All Have Someone Sing Our National Anthem On Live TV In Mumbai Before Our Games?

Jewish Sealand

British Alaska wrote:Does anyone in the Empire of Great Britain own Eastern Siberia?

Yes, that land is owned by the Lunayrian Warrior's Kingdom

Nihppon

Erabutia wrote:All HMAF Players, Should We All Have Someone Sing Our National Anthem On Live TV In Mumbai Before Our Games?

I think we should assume that is already happening. In the RMB we don't see that because we only get to read about the results of the game

If you want to get creative and write an anthem for your country, I think you should go for it

Nihppon, Erabutia

Jewish Sealand wrote:Yes, that land is owned by the Lunayrian Warrior's Kingdom

oh nice thanks for clarifying

Jewish Sealand

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

You know what time it is, folks. It's results time!

First and foremost, our match between Speranzist & Mother Asia begins with Mother Asia taking the first goal in 7 minutes. Absolutely bonkers, but Speranzist makes a lucky shot into the goal before the halftime bell. After halftime, Mother Asia scores another goal and their crowd went wild. Mother Asia sure has one of the most supportive teams in @Mumbai2023. Even after Speranzist makes another goal, Mother Asia manages to slip in a last minute goal and win the match.

Next up today is Nihppon vs. Jewish Sealand and this one got boring real fast. There were a few close calls but nothing worked, until after halftime where, at the 79 minute mark, Jewish Sealand got a penalty kick and got a goal. The rest of match went on without anymore goals, so Jewish Sealand wins! Congrats!

The last match of the day was Norddy Dub- Nordby Dov- Norde- Norby- Nordby Dubrova (that's hard to say) vs . . . I'm not saying that. (off-camera: You got to though, man. We though you could pronounce the country names.) David Chechniad: I can't alright? Geez. Just use the synthetic robot voice. Wouldn't that help everyone? (off-camera: Fine, but if we're in trouble, I'm putting all the blame on you.) [robot voice: The last match of the day was Nordby Dubrova vs Orlovckaya]. David Chechniad: Anyways, Orlovckaya won. That's it. I'm out. (off-camera: Mate, you gotta explain and build up dra-) David Chechnaid: I don't care. I'm leaving. This event sucks {supervisor: Hey, you ain't going nowhe-} David Chechnaid: I'M LEAVING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU MOTHERF-

[HMAF Live is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

Mother Asia, Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Erabutia, Jammu And Kashmir Union

British Alaska wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

You know what time it is, folks. It's results time!

First and foremost, our match between Speranzist & Mother Asia begins with Mother Asia taking the first goal in 7 minutes. Absolutely bonkers, but Speranzist makes a lucky shot into the goal before the halftime bell. After halftime, Mother Asia scores another goal and their crowd went wild. Mother Asia sure has one of the most supportive teams in @Mumbai2023. Even after Speranzist makes another goal, Mother Asia manages to slip in a last minute goal and win the match.

Next up today is Nihppon vs. Jewish Sealand and this one got boring real fast. There were a few close calls but nothing worked, until after halftime where, at the 79 minute mark, Jewish Sealand got a penalty kick and got a goal. The rest of match went on without anymore goals, so Jewish Sealand wins! Congrats!

The last match of the day was Norddy Dub- Nordby Dov- Norde- Norby- Nordby Dubrova (that's hard to say) vs . . . I'm not saying that. (off-camera: You got to though, man. We though you could pronounce the country names.) David Chechniad: I can't alright? Geez. Just use the synthetic robot voice. Wouldn't that help everyone? (off-camera: Fine, but if we're in trouble, I'm putting all the blame on you.) [robot voice: The last match of the day was Nordby Dubrova vs Orlovckaya]. David Chechniad: Anyways, Orlovckaya won. That's it. I'm out. (off-camera: Mate, you gotta explain and build up dra-) David Chechnaid: I don't care. I'm leaving. This event sucks {supervisor: Hey, you ain't going nowhe-} David Chechnaid: I'M LEAVING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU MOTHERF-

[HMAF Live is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand

British Alaska wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

You know what time it is, folks. It's results time!

First and foremost, our match between Speranzist & Mother Asia begins with Mother Asia taking the first goal in 7 minutes. Absolutely bonkers, but Speranzist makes a lucky shot into the goal before the halftime bell. After halftime, Mother Asia scores another goal and their crowd went wild. Mother Asia sure has one of the most supportive teams in @Mumbai2023. Even after Speranzist makes another goal, Mother Asia manages to slip in a last minute goal and win the match.

Next up today is Nihppon vs. Jewish Sealand and this one got boring real fast. There were a few close calls but nothing worked, until after halftime where, at the 79 minute mark, Jewish Sealand got a penalty kick and got a goal. The rest of match went on without anymore goals, so Jewish Sealand wins! Congrats!

The last match of the day was Norddy Dub- Nordby Dov- Norde- Norby- Nordby Dubrova (that's hard to say) vs . . . I'm not saying that. (off-camera: You got to though, man. We though you could pronounce the country names.) David Chechniad: I can't alright? Geez. Just use the synthetic robot voice. Wouldn't that help everyone? (off-camera: Fine, but if we're in trouble, I'm putting all the blame on you.) [robot voice: The last match of the day was Nordby Dubrova vs Orlovckaya]. David Chechniad: Anyways, Orlovckaya won. That's it. I'm out. (off-camera: Mate, you gotta explain and build up dra-) David Chechnaid: I don't care. I'm leaving. This event sucks {supervisor: Hey, you ain't going nowhe-} David Chechnaid: I'M LEAVING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU MOTHERF-

[HMAF Live is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

a few hours later...

[British Alaskan anthem plays on HMAF Live broadcast]

[The Prime Minister of British Alaska comes into view and starts talking]

British Alaska would like to send out a formal apology to anyone watching. After investigation, it was later confirmed that David Checnaid had been drunk the entire time and had a bad mood swing right at the end. For that we apoligise and will be replacing him with Quirin Louis, who is our Minister of Sports.

As for David Checnaid, after the broadcast was cut, Davi and the supervisor got into a fight where both were hospitalized. David is now facing counts of assult and public intoxication and maybe even drunk driving and will most likely be sentenced to 7 years in prision for his crimes.

Thank you for being patient and we apoligize for the events.

[The British Alaskan anthem finishes playing]

[The video ends]

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Orlovckaya, Speranzist, Erabutia

British Alaska wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

You know what time it is, folks. It's results time!

First and foremost, our match between Speranzist & Mother Asia begins with Mother Asia taking the first goal in 7 minutes. Absolutely bonkers, but Speranzist makes a lucky shot into the goal before the halftime bell. After halftime, Mother Asia scores another goal and their crowd went wild. Mother Asia sure has one of the most supportive teams in @Mumbai2023. Even after Speranzist makes another goal, Mother Asia manages to slip in a last minute goal and win the match.

Next up today is Nihppon vs. Jewish Sealand and this one got boring real fast. There were a few close calls but nothing worked, until after halftime where, at the 79 minute mark, Jewish Sealand got a penalty kick and got a goal. The rest of match went on without anymore goals, so Jewish Sealand wins! Congrats!

The last match of the day was Norddy Dub- Nordby Dov- Norde- Norby- Nordby Dubrova (that's hard to say) vs . . . I'm not saying that. (off-camera: You got to though, man. We though you could pronounce the country names.) David Chechniad: I can't alright? Geez. Just use the synthetic robot voice. Wouldn't that help everyone? (off-camera: Fine, but if we're in trouble, I'm putting all the blame on you.) [robot voice: The last match of the day was Nordby Dubrova vs Orlovckaya]. David Chechniad: Anyways, Orlovckaya won. That's it. I'm out. (off-camera: Mate, you gotta explain and build up dra-) David Chechnaid: I don't care. I'm leaving. This event sucks {supervisor: Hey, you ain't going nowhe-} David Chechnaid: I'M LEAVING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU MOTHERF-

[HMAF Live is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

David is freakin based

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, British Alaska

British Alaska wrote:a few hours later...

[British Alaskan anthem plays on HMAF Live broadcast]

[The Prime Minister of British Alaska comes into view and starts talking]

British Alaska would like to send out a formal apology to anyone watching. After investigation, it was later confirmed that David Checnaid had been drunk the entire time and had a bad mood swing right at the end. For that we apoligise and will be replacing him with Quirin Louis, who is our Minister of Sports.

As for David Checnaid, after the broadcast was cut, Davi and the supervisor got into a fight where both were hospitalized. David is now facing counts of assult and public intoxication and maybe even drunk driving and will most likely be sentenced to 7 years in prision for his crimes.

Thank you for being patient and we apoligize for the events.

[The British Alaskan anthem finishes playing]

[The video ends]

The Speranzistians found that moment amusing and helped them to not start mourning their loss in the match. Is it possible to free David in any way?

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Erabutia

British Alaska wrote:a few hours later...

[British Alaskan anthem plays on HMAF Live broadcast]

[The Prime Minister of British Alaska comes into view and starts talking]

British Alaska would like to send out a formal apology to anyone watching. After investigation, it was later confirmed that David Checnaid had been drunk the entire time and had a bad mood swing right at the end. For that we apoligise and will be replacing him with Quirin Louis, who is our Minister of Sports.

As for David Checnaid, after the broadcast was cut, Davi and the supervisor got into a fight where both were hospitalized. David is now facing counts of assult and public intoxication and maybe even drunk driving and will most likely be sentenced to 7 years in prision for his crimes.

Thank you for being patient and we apoligize for the events.

[The British Alaskan anthem finishes playing]

[The video ends]

David, what the hek? xD

Nihppon

British Alaska wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

You know what time it is, folks. It's results time!

First and foremost, our match between Speranzist & Mother Asia begins with Mother Asia taking the first goal in 7 minutes. Absolutely bonkers, but Speranzist makes a lucky shot into the goal before the halftime bell. After halftime, Mother Asia scores another goal and their crowd went wild. Mother Asia sure has one of the most supportive teams in @Mumbai2023. Even after Speranzist makes another goal, Mother Asia manages to slip in a last minute goal and win the match.

Next up today is Nihppon vs. Jewish Sealand and this one got boring real fast. There were a few close calls but nothing worked, until after halftime where, at the 79 minute mark, Jewish Sealand got a penalty kick and got a goal. The rest of match went on without anymore goals, so Jewish Sealand wins! Congrats!

The last match of the day was Norddy Dub- Nordby Dov- Norde- Norby- Nordby Dubrova (that's hard to say) vs . . . I'm not saying that. (off-camera: You got to though, man. We though you could pronounce the country names.) David Chechniad: I can't alright? Geez. Just use the synthetic robot voice. Wouldn't that help everyone? (off-camera: Fine, but if we're in trouble, I'm putting all the blame on you.) [robot voice: The last match of the day was Nordby Dubrova vs Orlovckaya]. David Chechniad: Anyways, Orlovckaya won. That's it. I'm out. (off-camera: Mate, you gotta explain and build up dra-) David Chechnaid: I don't care. I'm leaving. This event sucks {supervisor: Hey, you ain't going nowhe-} David Chechnaid: I'M LEAVING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU MOTHERF-

[HMAF Live is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

Let's goooooo! Jewish Sealand is still not out of the game! (We just need to excel at Sunday's game)

Nihppon, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:I think we should assume that is already happening. In the RMB we don't see that because we only get to read about the results of the game

If you want to get creative and write an anthem for your country, I think you should go for it

That Makes Sense.

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand

British Alaska wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1823842

You know what time it is, folks. It's results time!

First and foremost, our match between Speranzist & Mother Asia begins with Mother Asia taking the first goal in 7 minutes. Absolutely bonkers, but Speranzist makes a lucky shot into the goal before the halftime bell. After halftime, Mother Asia scores another goal and their crowd went wild. Mother Asia sure has one of the most supportive teams in @Mumbai2023. Even after Speranzist makes another goal, Mother Asia manages to slip in a last minute goal and win the match.

Next up today is Nihppon vs. Jewish Sealand and this one got boring real fast. There were a few close calls but nothing worked, until after halftime where, at the 79 minute mark, Jewish Sealand got a penalty kick and got a goal. The rest of match went on without anymore goals, so Jewish Sealand wins! Congrats!

The last match of the day was Norddy Dub- Nordby Dov- Norde- Norby- Nordby Dubrova (that's hard to say) vs . . . I'm not saying that. (off-camera: You got to though, man. We though you could pronounce the country names.) David Chechniad: I can't alright? Geez. Just use the synthetic robot voice. Wouldn't that help everyone? (off-camera: Fine, but if we're in trouble, I'm putting all the blame on you.) [robot voice: The last match of the day was Nordby Dubrova vs Orlovckaya]. David Chechniad: Anyways, Orlovckaya won. That's it. I'm out. (off-camera: Mate, you gotta explain and build up dra-) David Chechnaid: I don't care. I'm leaving. This event sucks {supervisor: Hey, you ain't going nowhe-} David Chechnaid: I'M LEAVING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU MOTHERF-

[HMAF Live is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

Lord Have MercyÂ

Nihppon

British Alaska wrote:a few hours later...

[British Alaskan anthem plays on HMAF Live broadcast]

[The Prime Minister of British Alaska comes into view and starts talking]

British Alaska would like to send out a formal apology to anyone watching. After investigation, it was later confirmed that David Checnaid had been drunk the entire time and had a bad mood swing right at the end. For that we apoligise and will be replacing him with Quirin Louis, who is our Minister of Sports.

As for David Checnaid, after the broadcast was cut, Davi and the supervisor got into a fight where both were hospitalized. David is now facing counts of assult and public intoxication and maybe even drunk driving and will most likely be sentenced to 7 years in prision for his crimes.

Thank you for being patient and we apoligize for the events.

[The British Alaskan anthem finishes playing]

[The video ends]

I DidnÂ’t Think In The First Year The Brodcaster Would Be Drunk Lol.

Nihppon, Jewish Sealand, Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:Yes, that land is owned by the Lunayrian Warrior's Kingdom

Any land available?

Katyo wrote:Any land available?

Check Jewish sea lands factbook to see the entire map

Speranzist wrote:Check Jewish sea lands factbook to see the entire map

I telegrammed him saying I have Bolivia and thinking of getting Brazil. I'm not sure I can have it since you took a piece of it.

Katyo wrote:I telegrammed him saying I have Bolivia and thinking of getting Brazil. I'm not sure I can have it since you took a piece of it.

You can have the others parts of Brazil, not the one i own though.

Maybe get Bolivia and the remaining parts of Brazil?

Jewish Sealand, Katyo, Erabutia

Speranzist wrote:You can have the others parts of Brazil, not the one i own though.

Maybe get Bolivia and the remaining parts of Brazil?

Isn't the entirety of brazil under your military occupation?

Lunayria wrote:Isn't the entirety of brazil under your military occupation?

Speranzist and Katyo agreed that if they get Brazil our men will leave and we both will sign a Defensive treaty. The treaty has been signed but it becomes official when they are added to the map

Speranzist does not like foreign nations on their continent but if they are a nation which was created in South America we try to ally with them, the only foreign land we have allowed in South America was Erabutian Guiana

Jewish Sealand, Erabutia

Speranzist wrote:Speranzist and Katyo agreed that if they get Brazil our men will leave and we both will sign a Defensive treaty. The treaty has been signed but it becomes official when they are added to the map

Speranzist does not like foreign nations on their continent but if they are a nation which was created in South America we try to ally with them, the only foreign land we have allowed in South America was Erabutian Guiana

Ok, I understand now.

Speranzist

Speranzist wrote:You can have the others parts of Brazil, not the one i own though.

Maybe get Bolivia and the remaining parts of Brazil?

That's what I'm saying

Speranzist

Katyo wrote:That's what I'm saying

IÂ’m getting surrounded by too many socialist countries

Lunayria

Barrenroads wrote:IÂ’m getting surrounded by too many socialist countries

It certainly does appear to be the case.

I have some World Building questions I'd like to ask

What is the current political situation in your nation?

For example: How many political parties are there? Do you have elections, if so how often and who can call them? Does your nation contain factions that work behind the scenes?

Feel free to respond to this message with your response, it doesn't just have to be these questions if you have any cool/interesting info about your nation's political situation feel free to mention it! I'll respond later with some of my info regarding these questions! That way I can maybe provide answers on some subjects I didn't think of!

I'm looking forward to the responses!

Jewish Sealand, Speranzist, Exitium

Lunayria wrote:I have some World Building questions I'd like to ask

What is the current political situation in your nation?

For example: How many political parties are there? Do you have elections, if so how often and who can call them? Does your nation contain factions that work behind the scenes?

Feel free to respond to this message with your response, it doesn't just have to be these questions if you have any cool/interesting info about your nation's political situation feel free to mention it! I'll respond later with some of my info regarding these questions! That way I can maybe provide answers on some subjects I didn't think of!

I'm looking forward to the responses!

We have 6 major political parties and the most popular one is the Theocrats witch believe the church should be above the government but they support democracy if it doesn't get in the way of their religion.

Elections are common after we decided to allow people to finally vote, (local governments)State heads can make their own individual elections and votes for their issues and Governor but they will have to receive confirmation from the National government.

The SSF is said to keep the nation running behind the scenes and have surveillance on the entire continent and Speranzist Islands.

despite losing the civil war, CAUP is still popular mostly because it encourages independence of the states which the current government is trying their best to not happen.

Also the government cant question the church if they sacrifice any citizens, this has made Speranzist have the worst safety.

random fact:After the civil war, Police are replaced with Church guards, they serve the same purpose of police but all of them are priests who is said to be holy despite working in a dangerous jobs. Police do exist but they now usually be security guards or pursuit anyone over the speed limit.

Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Exitium

Haha! I won!!!

LetÂ’s go Mother Asia!!!!

Our city is going wild!! Feel like weÂ’re having an earthquake!!!!!

Fire in the house!!

Lunayria, Jewish Sealand, Pinelm, Speranzist, Erabutia

Lunayria wrote:I have some World Building questions I'd like to ask

What is the current political situation in your nation?

For example: How many political parties are there? Do you have elections, if so how often and who can call them? Does your nation contain factions that work behind the scenes?

Feel free to respond to this message with your response, it doesn't just have to be these questions if you have any cool/interesting info about your nation's political situation feel free to mention it! I'll respond later with some of my info regarding these questions! That way I can maybe provide answers on some subjects I didn't think of!

I'm looking forward to the responses!

The political situation is great in Jewish Sealand. The government is stable and the everyone are happy. Well, everyone exept for the residents of Baía Sabata, who are currently protesting against the lockdown that was established in their island when two cases of Ebola where detected at the beginning of the year. The Baía-Sabatans are angry because the two infected people, who were tourists, were returned to their respective countries and ever since no other cases of Ebola have been detected. The lockdown is supposed to end at the beginning of February, but I (Prime Minister, Yehoshua José) am currently pressuring the government of Baía Sabata to end the lockdown sooner.

Political parties do exist, but not at the confederal level. Since Jewish Sealand is a confederacy, it has states with high levels of sovereignty. For this reason, each island state has their own independent political parties. Despite this, sometimes parties from two or more different states collaborate with each other. Finally, like I mentioned before, parties don't exist at the confederal. If someone is elected to serve as MP of the Confederal Parliament (Havrid Modsa), they can't be part of a political party. For this reason, the people who aspire to become Members of the Confederal Parliament are not affiliated with any parties, and when they are, they quit from the parties before running.

Confederal terms usually last 4 years, but the members of the Confederal Parliament can vote to end the term early. Since, like I mentioned before, Jewish Sealand is a confederacy, all states have their own rules on how they choose their representative in the Confederal Parliament. In most islands of Jewish Sealand, Confederal MPs are voted directly by the people, but in Dentresia the MP is chosen by the Prime Minister with the consent of their King, and in Montaña Seca the MP is appointed by their leader and approved by the Montsecan People's Assembly.

Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:The political situation is great in Jewish Sealand. The government is stable and the everyone are happy. Well, everyone exept for the residents of Baía Sabata, who are currently protesting against the lockdown that was established in their island when two cases of Ebola where detected at the beginning of the year. The Baía-Sabatans are angry because the two infected people, who were tourists, were returned to their respective countries and ever since no other cases of Ebola have been detected. The lockdown is supposed to end at the beginning of February, but I (Prime Minister, Yehoshua José) am currently pressuring the government of Baía Sabata to end the lockdown sooner.

Political parties do exist, but not at the confederal level. Since Jewish Sealand is a confederacy, it has states with high levels of sovereignty. For this reason, each island state has their own independent political parties. Despite this, sometimes parties from two or more different states collaborate with each other. Finally, like I mentioned before, parties don't exist at the confederal. If someone is elected to serve as MP of the Confederal Parliament (Havrid Modsa), they can't be part of a political party. For this reason, the people who aspire to become Members of the Confederal Parliament are not affiliated with any parties, and when they are, they quit from the parties before running.

Confederal terms usually last 4 years, but the members of the Confederal Parliament can vote to end the term early. Since, like I mentioned before, Jewish Sealand is a confederacy, all states have their own rules on how they choose their representative in the Confederal Parliament. In most islands of Jewish Sealand, Confederal MPs are voted directly by the people, but in Dentresia the MP is chosen by the Prime Minister with the consent of their King, and in Montaña Seca the MP is appointed by their leader and approved by the Montsecan People's Assembly.

We are quite similar but Speranzist uses their nation government to overpower the local governments a lot and protests are also common perhaps because we have no drug laws....

Lunayria, Jewish Sealand

Speranzist wrote:We are quite similar but Speranzist uses their nation government to overpower the local governments a lot and protests are also common perhaps because we have no drug laws....

If you suppress your local government then I don't see how we're similar.

Lunayria

Jewish Sealand wrote:If you suppress your local government then I don't see how we're similar.

Just meant having local governments, my wording is quite bad. We are suppressing them for a brief period as the National Government is trying to fix all the damages the civil war has done and we don't want a state starting a revolution when we try to rebuild our nation, I suppose its a emergency 'procedure' anyways the HMAF has helped make the situation less tense as we feel more united which means more power to the localities soon!

Jewish Sealand

Okay guys to @Mumbai2023

WeÂ’re going to do a little World Cup Show

Similar to World Cup in Doha, Qatar.

Mother Asia along with some other nations whoever want to show off their nation May show off at Mumbai2023

Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Speranzist

Speranzist wrote:Just meant having local governments, my wording is quite bad. We are suppressing them for a brief period as the National Government is trying to fix all the damages the civil war has done and we don't want a state starting a revolution when we try to rebuild our nation, I suppose its a emergency 'procedure' anyways the HMAF has helped make the situation less tense as we feel more united which means more power to the localities soon!

I understand now, you're trying to keep the nation together after a Civil War. However, once tensions go down in Speranzist, you should try to emulate the Jewish-Sealandian system of government.

PS. HMAF has also had the same effect in my nation. Normally, Jewish-Sealandians are somewhat divided and they feel more proud of being part of their state than part of Jewish Sealand as a whole. However, when the football tournament starts, all Jewish-Sealandians are singing and cheering under the same banner.

Speranzist

Jewish Sealand wrote:I understand now, you're trying to keep the nation together after a Civil War. However, once tensions go down in Speranzist, you should try to emulate the Jewish-Sealandian system of government.

PS. HMAF has also had the same effect in my nation. Normally, Jewish-Sealandians are somewhat divided and they feel more proud of being part of their state than part of Jewish Sealand as a whole. However, when the football tournament starts, all Jewish-Sealandians are singing and cheering under the same banner.

Haha....Speranzistians are united with grief after losing twice in a row but hopefully we get a chance in the future or the next round.

Mother Asia wrote:Okay guys to @Mumbai2023

WeÂ’re going to do a little World Cup Show

Similar to World Cup in Doha, Qatar.

Mother Asia along with some other nations whoever want to show off their nation May show off at Mumbai2023

Excited to see it!

Jewish Sealand

Jewish Sealand wrote:I understand now, you're trying to keep the nation together after a Civil War. However, once tensions go down in Speranzist, you should try to emulate the Jewish-Sealandian system of government.

PS. HMAF has also had the same effect in my nation. Normally, Jewish-Sealandians are somewhat divided and they feel more proud of being part of their state than part of Jewish Sealand as a whole. However, when the football tournament starts, all Jewish-Sealandians are singing and cheering under the same banner.

Even though we aren't participating in the HMAF event this time it has had a similar effect. It has really helped distract and lift the spirits of my people after the destruction caused by the January Insurrection.

Mother Asia, Jewish Sealand, British Andorra, Speranzist

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