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Region: England
I wish to formally announce my intention to stand as the England delegate. We need a decent contest and I feel I can challenge and ignite activity back into our region.
Holy Tyrr
My Manifesto can be found here: http://z15.invisionfree.com/Democratic_England/index.php?showtopic=862
(You'll need to log in though sorry!)
A book I read recently; with thought provoking ideas was The Shack by WM Paul Young. It has quite good reviews on Amazon.
Tyrr
Hey everyone!
This is Team B&B here posting to you about the upcoming delegate election. I encourage you all to come visit the Team B&B thread below:
http://z15.invisionfree.com/Democratic_England/index.php?showtopic=863
In this thread, you can read what Team B&B will be standing for at this upcoming delegate election.
Remember - Vote 1: Bogans and Boozers . . . Free beer for all!*
* Terms and conditions apply, see forum thread post for details
Good luck, free beer? Where do I sign up? ;)
You need to add yourself to the poll Tyrr.
I have read Magician and I did struggle to get through it a bit as I don't really like it when good and evil is really clear cut which I sort of felt was the case in that particular book. I like a bit of moral ambiguity. Maybe I'll try the second book and see if I like it more.
I do like the fantasy genre though especially the Prince of Nothing series by R Scott Bakker and the Malazan books by Steven Erikson (both very philosophy heavy)
I read the Amazon synopsis of The Shack which sounds very appealing although maybe not one to read late at night!
I wish everyone running in the election the best of luck!
Also an idea for a WA bill just came to me. How does Ban Book (or flag?) Burning sound? It don't know if it's been done before but it's enough of a civil rights issue to bring about some debate. What are peoples thoughts on the matter?
Or maybe a bill to 'Protect Historical and Cultural Sites'?
I really like the sound of this, whatever the outcome of the delegate race, it would be amazing to write something together. I know several members who have had successful bills too that might join/offer advice on how they have passed their own.
Ps, the shack is a bit creepy, it gets you thinking about things in a deeper way- one of those books that makes you think of your surroundings too.
How about this for a rough start?
ASSERTS that the government in charge gives all sites of historical and cultural significance proper recognition and that said sites are managed intelligently and in a way that fully realises the sites contribution to the economic, social and cultural life of the nation.
DURING TIMES OF CONFLICT:
ASSERTS that the cultural property of any people damages the cultural heritage of all mankind.
ASSERTS that each Nationstate must act to safeguard its own cultural property against armed attack. This can be done, for example, by moving such property away from potential or actual military action, or in the case of historical sites, by avoiding placing military objectives near to them.
POWERS must protect cultural property under their control from theft, pillage or misappropriation. If cultural property is removed from occupied territory for its own protection, it must be returned at the end of hostilities.
ALL parties involved in armed conflict are not allowed to direct hostilities against cultural property and must avoid incidental damage to such property. Using cultural property for military purposes is prohibited.
RECOGNISING situations where an attack on cultural property may be lawful, namely if such property has been turned into a military objective and an attack would be required by imperative military necessity.
DEFINING a historic site as an official location important to political, military or social history. This can include any building, landscape, site, or structure that is of local, regional, or national significance.
DEFINING a cultural site as a site that makes important contributions to a community's sense of place and built environment. Cultural sites can be historical, art, music, non-institutional resources, monuments, organizations and places, even temporary projects may be included.
ASSERTS that these sites will be listed and protected by law as a 'Protected Heritage Site'
ASSERTS that the destruction of cultural property of any people damages the cultural heritage of all mankind.*
I really like it Rex, would it be ok to post it in the forum too?
Sure thing
My proposal has been submitted and it is awaiting approval!
Morekai, as regional delegate, if you would be willing to approve it that would be great :)
We need to start discussions with other WA delegates now to support it further :)
One vote already Rex :) I've just telegrammed and messaged a few people too. Fingers crossed!
Unfortunately my proposal has been rendered invalid as it has already been covered in the Cultural Heritage Protection Bill. Back to the drawing board it seems!
A shame indeed, another poster did say they thought it was better than the current bill. Perhaps you could put it forth as an amendment? It was getting support quickly so would be a shame to drop it.
Any thoughts on a resubmit Rex?
Sorry for the silence, been a busy weekend!
I seem to have accumulated a pile of telegrams, no rest for the wicked.
The busy life of being delegate Morekai ;) Hope you've had a good weekend.
I'm not sure. I'll have to have a think
Welcome to the region Britony of Elizton, enjoy your stay!
Thanks to all those nations who have sent TG's of support to my campaign, just a quick reminder of my 5 point manifesto:
1. Reduced, active embassies.
2. A treaty with other British regions to increase protection and involvement.
3. A cabinet to support decision making.
4. Creation of an intelligence service.
5. A Constitution/ Charter
Team Tyrr!
I announce that I will pull out of as candidate for the delegacy and give my full support to Tyrr.
Just to give my view, while abstaining from any offsite action and unable to provide WA support for the moment, I'm fully behind Morekai as delegate. Ever my close ally in the region, I'm convinced this would be the correct decision. However, England is lucky to have its choice of exceptional candidates, new and old and I will (as I always have) submit to democracy.
Thank you, The new united britsh empire is indeed a wonderful and strong nation. I shall visit on my next holidays.
Seriously though, many thanks :)
Tyrr
I too would like to place my support behind Tyrr for the upcoming election.
Best of luck to all involved.
You are most gracious. I may add however it's never been my intention to run this region, I simply fell into place as its steward until a rightful and just leader was to step forward. If there is someone out there who is willing to put in the effort then I willingly tip my hat and wish them all the best... in this case I do feel Tyrr is sitting on a very strong campaign.
However, for those of you who are not aware the decision for delegacy is simply the largest number of WA endorsements ultimately ending in the next couple of days. Those who wish to have a say, or wish their say to be noted, must of course be a WA member. Therefore there is still time to sign up and perhaps make a vote. Those of you who are unable at this moment in time to join the WA still have chance to make a change. Whispered words in the right ears could make for an interesting afternoon.
Also, there doesn't seem to be many active WA members with voting power; please do not all drop me at once. There is no sense in weakening the region.
Thank you,
~Morekai
Unity is what will get the region moving and great and it is unity I see before me. Thank you for the wonderful support Morekai & Rex. I feel that, if I'm elected, you will make fine ministers in the cabinet. There is much work to do, but several nations already have come to me with some tremendous ideas. It is an exciting time.
South Oxfordshire, you too are always welcome to serve in any English cabinet, WA status or not. Loyalty is equally important to me and you are loyal to Morekai who is indeed a fine delegate. I hope you do manage to join the General Assembly at some point, so that one day you may run the region.
To all other nations, you have one more day to vote, if you haven't voted for me, then please consider it. We do need a decisive result tomorrow evening.
Tyrr
Welcome to England Paxidonia! :)
*tips his hat and withdraws back to the corner, pipe in mouth, pint in hand*
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Thank you to everyone who participated in the election and for the votes. We now move on to fulfilling the election pledges that I set out in my manifesto. Ill continue to update the good citizens of England as I work through them.
Embassies: England has 29 embassies currently and 3 that have relatively recently been proposed. It is my firm belief that embassies must be active and contain a certain number of nations and WA members. Any nations in a region struggling to keep active or becoming lonely should consider a more active region rather than ceasing to exist. (E.g. Come to England!)
The regions of Suffolk, Lancaster & Wessex and the United Alliance of Nations have all been contacted to discuss their position, either to close the England embassy or consider joining our active community. Too often embassies are opened and closed without any discussions which spoils the purpose of them in the game. These are not the only regions on my list, but the first 3 I am looking at.
England needs a cabinet, I suggest the delegate appoints and then those people and the citizens of England can decide on more formal elections to increase democracy.
There is discussion already underway of a constitution/ charter that England could use.
If you would like to be in the English cabinet, please post here:
http://z15.invisionfree.com/Democratic_England/index.php?showtopic=865
(You dont necessarily have to be in the WA either to be selected!)
Holy Tyrr
Welcome to England British Imperial Industries too!
My dearest friends and fellow nations!
I am proud to announce that the Football World Cup is coming to England. If you want the chance to raise aloft this hallowed trophy (and who wouldn't want that) then you better start training/threatening/bribing/indoctrinating/drugging/bribing your athletes in time for the start of the tournament!
The tournament will begin on the 20th of November and all that wish to take part should submit there teams of 11 players to me via Telegram or on the forum ( http://z15.invisionfree.com/Democratic_England/index.php?showtopic=867 ) before that date.
Friendlies may well be played prior to the start of the tournament.
Those who are quickest to send in their team will be given a higher ranking than their opponents so the early bird catches the worm and all that!
I look forward to receiving your teams and wish you all the best of luck.
Wilkosaurous Rex.
Matches will be decided using a simulation program, so ranking is important. Get those teams in asap!
It looks good Rex, count me in.
Nations of England, as you may have noticed, one embassy has begun to leave our region, worry not, I am on the case as I write this to hopefully establish one with a feeder region at the moment. This will help England's prospects further.
Holy Tyrr
I must say I am extremely skeptical of our embassy being closed with the House of Lancaster of Wessex. This is probably our oldest (or one of them!) embassies, one which I supported and encouraged the opening of, and one which I would continue to support until such a time as the region is publicly provided with a reason for its closure. Forgive me if such a reason has been provided on the forum. As everyone is aware I do not partake in offsite activity.
It is a shame but it must close for these reasons: It isn't active; there aren't even any posts on their RMB. They have no delegate or WA members living there. It could just be one player. They haven't communicated with any English delegates for sometime either. It is sad that it is one of the older embassies, but that isn't a reason to keep it open. The Founder of said region has been contacted and offered safe passage to England if they didn't want to go it alone anymore. They decided against it, which is fine and I have said that England will still consider them a friend and help as much as she can in times of difficulty.
Next week, I will focus on the new SABRe (The Sovereign Alliance of British Regions) treaty which may, if they wish, include them in discussions.
Hope that answers the question ok SO.
On a different note, anyone getting Everquest Next? It might be fun to build a English community on there...
Dear all,
Welcome to the new nations- welcome back Friends In Frenzy, good to see some old faces back!
Regional News:
1. I've applied for an embassy with Canada on their offsite forum, I'm awaiting their response. We also qualify for an embassy with one of the feeder regions, I'll update you more on this tomorrow.
2. There hasn't been a response from New Suffolk or United Alliance Of Nations so I am closing their embassies, if any of the nations living there read this, they are more than welcome to join England.
3. England is on an upward trend, I'm still aiming for 100 members by Christmas. If you have any people that might be interested in RL let them know, this is an obscure site and one you might miss.
I'm looking for an ambassador to post forum updates to other regions, if you think you fit the bill then send me a TG please.
Tyrr
Hello everyone,
Can I remind you all that the World Cup begins tomorrow and to get your teams in!
At this current time we will be heading straight to a final between the mighty philosophers of Bogans and Boozers (1) vs. the very strict dancers and noble firefighters of Sodoff City (2). If we could get as many of you involved as possible tomorrow that would be great so please get your teams in asap!
The World Cup will officially start at 6.00pm tomorrow.
I look forward to seeing a few more of your teams and we at Wilkosaurous Rex wish the very best of luck to England when they play Germany tonight.
Thank you.
The World Cup has begun! With three mighty teams taking part in this epic battle of footballing glory! First up is the Minor League Celebrity Team of Tyrr vs. The Strict Dancers and Noble Firefighters of Sofoff City (Bogan and Boozers gets a bye to the final as he is the first ranked team).
Prepare for an epic match up!
The referee blows his whistle....
It's a good start for Sodoff City with Len Goodman, Craig Revel Horwood and D'Arcy Bussell passing the ball neatly around the midfield.
(34 mins) GOALLLLLLLLL! And it's a goal for Sodoff City and what a goal it is! Bruno 'twinkle toes' Tonioli tricks his way past the amateurish defending of Ant and Dec and slots the ball past the beleaguered Michael Gove. Truly an excellent goal!
(42) Yellow Card for Grubb (Sofoff City) for a high lunge on D'Arcy Bussell.
HALF TIME. 1-0 to Sodoff City. Possession stats: Sodoff City: 59% Tyrr: 41%
Tyrr are starting to see more of the ball as Lady Gaga and Miley Twerk, Tyrr's powerhouse forwards, start to play around with the ball. They're really getting their fans going!
(68) Yellow Card and a sending off for Grubb! Grubb goes high again this time on I.P. Freely! There are suggestions that Freely made the most of it there but Grubb has to go! Is this a turning point for Tyrr?!?
(78) GOALLLLLLLLL! Matthew Wright as done it for Tyrr. An impressive 25-yard strike into the bottom right hand corner. Nothing Bruce Forsyth, the goalie, could have done about that! Are we going to see a winner or will we see the dreaded penalty shoot out!
Tyrr are really dominating now Sodoff City are down to ten men. D'Arcy Bussell goes into the book for a cynical challenge on Miley Twerk. I don't think those ladies like each other much as there is a bit of pushing and shoving after the challenge. Miley Twerk lucky not to go into the book there...
(89) GOALLLLLLLLL! They've done it! Tyrr have stolen it at the last! It's a truly calamitous piece of goalkeeping from the doddering Bruce Forsyth as Steve Davis heads in from a corner! Brucie came out to punch it away and completely missed the ball! He really should have done better!
(93) OFF THE CROSSBAR!!! Wow! Almost an equaliser for Sodoff City as Len Goodman works his way past Ant & Dec but Michael Gove manages to push the bar onto the outside of the right post and it goes out for a corner...
The corner comes to nothing and that is FULL-TIME!
Tyrr 2 - 1 Sodoff City
A truly excellent game with the sending off of Grubb making the crucial difference. Craig Revel-Horwood is reported as describing the game as 'disasterouuuuus darling' while Mark Wright is looking smugger than usual!
So it's Tyrr to go through to face Bogans and Boozers in the Final of the World Cup tomorrow. Stay tuned....
Beer time..
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A pleasing result for Tyrr, commiserations Sodoff City. I knew I could rely on Michael Gove ;)
Nations of England, you will all have received a telegram from me. Sorry to fill your inboxes!
I need help in deciding this, Xbox 1 or PlayStation 4, anyone got or getting one?
There's too much "what?" with the xbox. Playstation all the way. You know where you stand with Sony.
I agree on that, anyone getting one of these consoles? I'm tempted despite my PC having a wee bit more power then either of them. Is it wrong I want to queue up at an indie gaming shop on Thursday night to try and get my hands on the PS4 ;)
On a separate note, just wanting to check. Is it ok to advertise and recruit nations in other regions? I know you have to mark it as a "recruitment" TG, but does that mean it is ok? (Don't want to get myself banned!)
Thanks,
Tyrr
EXCERPT FROM SODOFF TIMES, DATELINE 24/11/13
The Sodoff FA was today reported to be in chaos after Sodoff City's untimely exit from the World Cup.
Yesterday, fans besieged the FA headquarters in fashionable Belgravia lighting flares as a sign of protest. Leaving the building late in the day, FA chairman Greg Ditch commented that flares were an awful fashion statement anyway. "The way they flap around your ankles when you walk is embarrassing, and the appearance of ankle and sock when the legs have shrunk after the first wash makes them look nothing short of silly" he said.
Calls from the press for the referee to have his eyes tested have translated into an official call from the FA for evidence that the referee's wearing of sunglasses and carrying of a white cane during the match were merely personal affectations. Chairman of FIFA (Sik Splatter) is reported in response to have commented that "Zese Engleesh are always complaining. Eet eez almos' enough to spoil my free eight week holiday staying wiz ze sultan of Qatar".
And comments from English fans that the team simply wasn't good enough met a firm rebuff from England manager Harry Rednutt. But fans outside the FA headquarters were unconvinced. "D'Arcy Bussell played like a girl" commented one. Another commented that Bruno Tonioli had trouble simply staying on his feet. "Bet he couldn't even manage to stay on his chair if he was sitting" he commented.
And reports are emerging that Greg Ditch was planning to launch a probe into the number of foreign players playing in the Sodoff premier league. "These players are depriving home-grown players of an opportunity to obtain experience at the top level" he is reported to have said.
Editor's comment: The current Sodoff team contains one player of Italian origin and another likely to have roots in Scotland. Scotland was a particular bugbear with the military junta that previously formed the nation's government.
Story ends.
hi everyone i joined cos i live in this region in real life
hi again already got a problem with ns already carnt remove a region from my dossier
Welcome to the region Sponsored silence. I think if you can access the dossier, there is a link that you can click that will remove it...
I've voted in favour of the current GA resolution, only 3 WA members have voted so far, 2 are in favour...
Forgive me for I have sinned, I've decided to risk it and try and buy a PS4 on Friday. I haven't a preorder, but a local shop said they have got 12 in. Keeping my fingers crossed!
Welcome The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of the peoples too. Make yourself at home :)
I don't want to pay the price they're asking for them! What games will you be opening with?
tyrr i think i got mixed up with my nations opps
Well apparently the prices are going to be the same as the preorders, but if I ran a shop I'd definitely be ramping up the prices for day one sales. I'll get the Killzone bundle if I can, . I did look at Fifa (Seeing as the last football game I bought was World Cup 98 for the PC!) but I'm not sure I'd play it much. I did look at Knack, which isn't my usual type of game but it has mixed reviews.
Anyone with an Xbox one?
Tyrr
No problem Sponsored silence either :-)
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam. Hi
Random thought: Might it be worth changing the forum URL to a clickable link? Tried to get on from my tablet but the copy & paste function sucks.
I'll have a look...should be easy :)
How is everyone? Good week so far?
Paying attention to the weather reports at the moment, couple of nearby rivers not looking particularly good although both far enough away that should be ok.
Anyone else getting the wellies out?
Yes, I've had a use them a couple of times recently, our area has a flood warning but fortunately nothing so far. Miserable at any time of the year but particularly for people at Christmas.
Not sure if I updated anyone on my ps4 progress, but I couldn't get one on the opening day. I was pretty patient, waited and followed a stockinformer website when an online store had one and ordered it. Should arrive later today. A friend of mine happened to order me one too (which I can collect in store at 4pm). You wait for one and then two come along!
I must admit, I'll probably put the second one on ebay, the prices on there are horrendous (£460 and up!)
I seen in the paper the other day some kid purchased a picture of the PS4 for £450. Not a bad show.
He got his money back. I think the publicity made eBay sit up and take notice.
He got given a free ps4 I think
I was quite amused when I heard about the photograph being sold. Disgusting that someone put one up for sale at that price though.
I managed to sell mine for £460. It gave me quite a buzz making £100 so easily!
Aah, I'm not sure about a free ps4! Yeah, a bit of heart-ache for being so silly then a refund, that's cool. But a free console, never! That sort of thing almost breeds idiocy!
And well done Tyrr... has that given you a bit of a wheelin' dealin' feelin'? Going to use your £100 to buy some other bargains and make more profit?!
It really has, I popped into Sainsburies on the way home to buy some things and just had a look to see if there were any on the shelves I could sell on ;)
I can quite understand people getting a buzz out of buying and selling in this way. Extremely stressful I'd imagine though!
It's nearly a month up. Shall we have an election again?
A World Cup Final would be a good idea! I have got citizens unrest here in Sodoff on account of we woz robbed, then there was no final :-D
I can remember when the Wii first came out my other half was running round getting them for her brother to sell on ebay, main problem was the time it took to get round various shops/etc looking for some in stock.
I feel sorry for people still trying to get some for Christmas although there are a few out there still.
Just come back from a stay in Brighton this weekend, a great city. Any similar cities out there for me to visit?
Hello Chaps!
Hello to you TUKoGB&EE.
Oi, yew lort.
An interesting flag you've got there.
Since the Sodoff parliament recently took a decision defending the rights of its women it would appear that our female newsreaders now distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
That should do our tourism industry the world of good. =:-D
As Defence and Intelligence Minster a propose that the region should become members of the International Anti-Terror Alliance (IATA). Decided Yes or No, Opinions or Any questions
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=247133#p15080045
My dearest friends and fellow nations!
The day has finally come! The World Cup Final is finally going to take place. We here at Wilkosaurous Rex would like to apologise to the delay unfortunately some of the stadiums did not meet certain safety checks and the game had to be postponed for security reasons on a number of occasions as the local Philoso-raptors of Wilkosaurous Rex were threatening the lives of Bruces' Philosophers. Others say that these are mere excuses and that the officials were only delaying the game in order to continue a fierce bidding war on who they would let win but that is neither here nor there....
And so let the game begin!
(1) Lady Gaga and Miley Twerk perform some very strange warming up exercises before kicking off but they do eventually get the ball rolling and Tyrr start to pass the ball around nicely at the back.
(5) CHANCE! Big Mo had a huge chance to open the scoring there for the perennial underdogs of Tyrr! I.P.Freely sent in a wonderful ball from the corner and Big Mo had a free header but he could only direct wide of the goal. Head in hands moment for Big Mo there!
(13) Yellow Card! Socrates cynically pulls Matthew Wright to the floor and rightly goes in the book. I don't think that relationship looks very platonic as both players have some words to say after that challenge!
(14) Bruce's Philosophers are dominating the ball at the moment although Tyrr are looking more of a threat on the counter attack.
(29) GOALLLLL! The Eleventh Doctor as done it! Bruce's Philisophers go ahead with a beautifully worked goal which is finished nicely into the bottom right hand corner by the good doctor. The crowd have gone wild singing that well known football chant. "WE LOVE YOU DOCTOR! WE DO! WE LOVE YOU DOCTOR WE DO! WHO DO WE LOVE? DOCTOR ****ING WHO!" The other Doctors sitting in the stands look slightly miffed and a tiny bit jealous at all this attention number eleven is getting...
(35) GOALLLL! This is looking worrying for Tyrr as the officials ignore the fact that Victoria Bitter was blatantly offside when headed the pull past the naples Michael Gove. Team Tyrrs' players look furious but the referee just shakes his head.
(37) Yellow Card! Miley Twerk came in like a wrecking ball on more John Stuart Mill and goes in the book. Team Tyrr look extremely frustrated and rightly so!
(41) GOALLLLLL! Geo d'Cache has got one back for Tyrr as he side foots home from just outside the box! Cracking finish and game on!
Half-Time Team Tyrr - 1 Bruce's Philosophers - 2. This is turning into the final everyone was hoping for. Real end to end stuff!
(46) A rather dull stuff to the second half as both sides seem content to sit back and pass the ball around. Do the players not realise this is a final. Does Team Tyrr not realise that they need to score! Come on you useless sods!
(50) Sorry about that previous outburst folks I got rather carried away. Both teams have had some half chances as the ball continues to be pinged about quicker than a philosophical idea at a philosophy convention. Take that metaphor!
(67) GOALLLLLL! Has Samuel Adams put this one to bed? He heads in calmly from a corner as Bruce's Philosophers go 3-1 up.
(69) Yellow Card! Lady Gaga follows Miley Twerk into the book when she goes in with a raised leg while contesting the ball. I'm not sure whether the referee booked her for the challenge or the fact that she wasn't wearing any underwear. Definitely a female folks! Thats that question answered at least!
(82) What a chance this!!! Once again Big Mo should have scored as he was free on goal but he showed a real defenders touch and the ball was collected comfortably by Albert Camus.
FULL TIME! Bruce's Philosophers win 3 goals to 1!!!! Well that really was an exciting game folks. The first half had it all! The second half lacked some underwear but all in all it was truly an excellent final! It could have worked out differently were it not for Big Mo's lack of composure in front of goal and the fact that Bruce's Philosophers' Manager was seen slipping the referee a cheque. He must have owed him for a drink or something....
And so we have come to the end of a wonderful World Cup! We look forward to having it again next year. Hopefully we can have some more teams take part in the future and thus bring in more money to line Wilkosaurous Rex's pockets ahem I mean see more stellar games like the one we just witnessed....
Thank you!
Congratulations B&B (from between gritted teeth!).
Extract from the Gallifreyan Times (25/12/2013), published in B&B Bulletin (23/12/2013):
Jubilation turns to disaster, as Bruce's Philosophers team stranded on Trenzalore
The country of Bogans and Boozers found itself in a state of ecstasy following the news of the national side's sucess at this year's World Cup. Bruce's Philosophers easily accounted for Tyrr, winning the final 3-1. Lead at the front by The Doctor and his companions Victoria Bitter and Samuel Adams, the Philosophers were very potent in attack and proved way too strong for Tyrr's liking. The only highlight in the game for Tyrr was their only goal, which came in the first half from Geo d'Cache. However, there were many lowlights for Tyrr with both Lady Gaga and Miley Twerk both being carded for lewd behaviour. The referee may have disapproved of their action, but the crowd certainly lapped it all up - with both players sharing the audience-voted player of match award.
However, the celebrations began to get a little out of hand when the team got ejected out of every bar in Wilkosaurous Rex. The Doctor suggested that he could find better place to party at the over end of the Universe, and that everyone should get into his TARDIS. One witness overheard The Doctor saying "I'm fine to drive, it's only wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff". The witness went on to say that if she ever heard someone waffle that nonsense to her, she would make the person catch a taxi. Another witness saw the entire team enter into a small blue police box, and instantly thought they were up to devious business. Before he could call the police, the blue box had disappeared into thin air.
This was the last time anyone on planet Earth will ever see the team again, as the Doctor's TARDIS found itself pulled towards Trenzalore. Due to The Doctor being drawn into an infinite war with his enemies, the rest of team have been left to eternally detox on the cemeteries of Trenzalore. Due to our planet's law against interference, we are unable to save them. So on behalf of the Council of Timelords, we express our deepest sympathies for the loss of the Bruce's Philosophers Football Club, and encourage you to watch the documentary of The Doctor on Christmas Day on your BBC.
Regards,
Lord Thesaurus Lexiconus
Editor-in-Chief
Having just re-read my commentary on the final I think I should apologise as it was definitely in desperate need of a proof-read but I wrote it in a bit of a hurry I'm afraid. Hopefully you all got the gist anyway.
I hope you all have an excellent Christmas!
Yes, and a Merry Christmas to all fellow Englishmen and women from me too.
Allow me to wish you a merry and joyful Christmas, everyone in England.
Merry Christmas! A great result for B&B in the football! :) welcome Eggnog. Enjoy the festivities everyone, drinks on me :)
A happy Christmas to all of you at home!
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year
A Merry Christmas to you all
Feedback please
I say Aye
Aye from me, if we can be an active enough member :)
...and aye from me too.
Maybe it's just me but that link seems to be more to do with national RP than with regional business?
It does have a unilateral side which is fair to say the domain side, however it does specifically state that there is an opportunity for multilateral involvement
I have just come to collect the Ashes and then I will be on my way. Go the AUSSIES!!!!!
Haha! Fair play Master Aussie! We were outplayed.
Yes you were.
...So don't whinge when we win them back.
Not here to whnge just to collect what is rightfully ours. And to brag a little.
Ok then I guess you are all to sad to talk so I will take the Ashes to prepare for our celebration see you again soon.
No need to hurry.
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