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Post by Reachround suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Reachround

Where was the poll for the 2016 Ashes? 🙊

Post by Volkswald suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Volkswald

Reachround wrote:Where was the poll for the 2016 Ashes? 🙊

How did you get that monkey in here?

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Hello.

Volkswald

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

Hello, and welcome to England!

Volkswald, Goathland

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Хвала, велики сте овде.

Sorry, it is good being here😃

Volkswald

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

Using the power of google...

Надам се да уживате у своје време овде

Volkswald, Goathland

Post by Volkswald suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Volkswald

Hirota wrote:Using the power of google...

Надам се да уживате у своје време овде

LOL didnt know that one could do that...

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Хвала, ја намеравам.

Hirota

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Можемо напасти некога? Мислим да би требали напасти некога. Samo se šalim. То је лудо . Ја волим мир . Гласајте за мене делегата!

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

I was just threatened by the site that if I don't stop speaking Serbian, I WILL be removed. I find a that this extremely offensive and discriminate against me. Who are they to tell me what language to speak? not fair. So now I have speak English here.

Volkswald

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

To be fair Goathland - it's an English-speaking site.

If it helps, your English is better than my Serbian

South Oxfordshire, Volkswald, Goathland

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

You going to have to help me then. I can not speak it good. It is shame that site can not be more open to more language other than the English.

Volkswald

Post by The Piranha Brothers suppressed by Sir Nihil.

The Piranha Brothers

Dinsdale? Dinsdale?

Volkswald, Goathland, Hedeby Island

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Giant Hedgehog!

Volkswald

Post by The Piranha Brothers suppressed by Sir Nihil.

The Piranha Brothers

Goathland wrote:Giant Hedgehog!

What? Where?

Goathland

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

What is Going on England?! I am so happy being here!

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

We've been invaded :-/

Post by The Piranha Brothers suppressed by Sir Nihil.

The Piranha Brothers

Invasion? No, no. Never, never. They're smashing blokes. They used to give my mum flowers. They are like a brother to me! Oh... Well... Actually they did do that, yeah.

Hedeby Island

Post by Prince Edmund suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Prince Edmund

"I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do 20 minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on..."

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=14151854

"Oh no, not again"

B.A

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Make me the delegate, I'll handle this.

Post by The Swedish Chefs suppressed by Sir Nihil.

The Swedish Chefs

Hellu! Tudey Ve-a ire-a mekeeng Svedeesh meetbells, using cheeckee-a und muottun is zee-a meen ingredeents. Veet. Zees is nut Svedee-a! Vhet's heppened here-a? Bork Bork Bork!

Post by Hedeby Island suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hedeby Island

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Salander, The Swedish Chefs

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Јебеш ово срање!

Post by Glory Glory Mufc suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Glory Glory Mufc

Goathland wrote:Make me the delegate, I'll handle this.

Yikes, that's horrible. I've got experience in this. Make me Delegate(for 1 update) and I'll clean up this mess.

Post by Goathland suppressed by Vanq1.

Goathland

Glory Glory Mufc wrote:Yikes, that's horrible. I've got experience in this. Make me Delegate(for 1 update) and I'll clean up this mess.

Should we be worried about another, much newer nation to the region taking over?

Post by Hirota suppressed by Vanq1.

Hirota

On the basis of our long standing delegate and founder apparently unavailable, I have assumed control of the region for the time being. I have implemented password controls during this period of strife.

It is my firm belief that once the region is restored, discussions should be held on the way forward for this region. We are supposed to hold delegate elections every three months - yet none have occurred in the last six. This absolutely is no fault of Bogans - for the previous three nobody was willing to stand for election. But this has bred an aura of complacency in this region, and has led to this invasion.

This invasion should act as a wake up call for member states invested in trying to maintain this region.

Goathland

Post by Hirota suppressed by Vanq1.

Hirota

I was telegrammed privately regarding my position on the resolution at vote in the World Assembly.

I will be voting following the regions voting patterns - on the basis that 2 World Assembly members in this region have voted FOR, and none against, I am voting FOR.

Goathland

Post by Kalle Blomkvist suppressed by Vanq1.

Kalle Blomkvist

The Swedish Chefs wrote:Hellu! Tudey Ve-a ire-a mekeeng Svedeesh meetbells, using cheeckee-a und muottun is zee-a meen ingredeents. Veet. Zees is nut Svedee-a! Vhet's heppened here-a? Bork Bork Bork!

What are you doing in England?

Post by Hedeby Island suppressed by Vanq1.

Hedeby Island

Kalle Blomkvist wrote:What are you doing in England?

Mind your own business!

Kalle Blomkvist

Post by Almonaster Nuevo suppressed by Vanq1.

Almonaster Nuevo

Congratulations for getting back on track.

Goathland

Post by Dollarddesormeaux suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Dollarddesormeaux

Glad to see that everything is back to normal, congratulations from Canada.

Post by Salander suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Salander

Normal? Really? Well I guess I'm in the wrong place. Excuse me.

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Vanq1.

Free States Of Brazil

It's fun how raiders are able to revive regions.

But for government, I would suggest a parliamentary system with delegate being head of state(in charge of keeping region safe) and then a prime-minister that runs domestic policy.

Post by Dollarddesormeaux suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Dollarddesormeaux

Salander wrote:Normal? Really? Well I guess I'm in the wrong place. Excuse me.

Terribly sorry, I meant normal only in the sense that the Raiders are no longer in power.

Post by Hedeby Island suppressed by Vanq1.

Hedeby Island

Too late, she's gone and the region is passworded. She's never coming back. I miss her already. **sniff**

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

Could I have just one more endorsement from somebody? I have some very good ideas for the assembly and I can't voice them because I lack the adequate number of endorsements at this time. It would be very helpful, and much appreciated. Thank you.

Post by Hirota suppressed by Vanq1.

Hirota

A quick note on some current affairs. In the interests of transparency, I will endeavour to keep residents of the region informed of current happenings.

During the raid of this region a number of member states migrated from a region called "millennium magazine" Whilst several of the posts in that region are now suppressed, they were previously congratulating one another for taking control of another region called "Monty Pythons Flying Circus" - a region you can see is currently in the process of an embassy exchange with England.

I'm familiar with the founder of that region for the last year or so under another alias of theirs from my experience within the World Assembly, and I am inclined to trust their feedback having collaborated with them before. He advised me of a raid by the members of Millennium magazine on Monty Python, and it was his advice that lef me to perform my own investigations.

One of these member states - Salander, who's been in both England and Monty in the past week, posted this on the WACP region's RMB:

"Hi. My Swedish friends and I saw Bitely's ad. We want to end elitist oppression. But we're not here to make speeches or annoy people with stupid condemnations and commendations or even stupider spaceships. We're here to take action against the elite. Can someone help us take down an elite-run region with a liberation resolution?"

I suspect that this "elite-run" region is England. It is my belief that this small number of individuals, seek to perform a follow-up raid of this region, but in all likelihood have neither the ability or influence to try bring about a Security Council liberation.

I have recently received a Telegram from one of the nations previously from Millennium magazine who asked me for the region password, under the pretext of leaving the region and coming back. At this stage I am not inclined to volunteer the password for newcomer nations who have arrived with this cloud of suspision hanging over them.

- If a resident of England in good standing does request the password I will of course advise them.

- A newcomer nation, and specifically one which arrives with a track record of raiding, will be treated as suspect for this interim period.

I am partway through composing a region-wide telegram inviting members to participate in a discussion on the future of the region - I believe we should hold these discussions on Englands off-site forums. All members of the region, both older and more recent arrivals are welcome to participate.

Once a course of action for England has been established I will be seeking to stand down from my interim position. I have no interest in holding the delegacy of England for any longer than is required.

Goathland

Post by Hirota suppressed by Vanq1.

Hirota

And now I read it, I realised that was not a quick note at all.

Goathland wrote:Could I have just one more endorsement from somebody? I have some very good ideas for the assembly and I can't voice them because I lack the adequate number of endorsements at this time. It would be very helpful, and much appreciated. Thank you.
If you need assistance drafting a proposal I have some experience in the World Assembly.

Goathland

Post by The Dragon Tattoo suppressed by Vanq1.

The Dragon Tattoo

"I suspect that this "elite-run" region is England."

Ja that's funny. Okay bye.

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Vanq1.

Free States Of Brazil

I think the RMB is a fine place to discuss regional issues, specially since there isn't a lot of activity right now.

Post by The Mejobsworth suppressed by Vanq1.

The Mejobsworth

We know all about raiders in Yorkshire but it is nice when they leave, eh?

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Free States Of Brazil

Are we going to try anything on the government?

Post by The Dead Parrot suppressed by Vanq1.

The Dead Parrot

SQUAWK from Monty Python's Flying Circus! We bring you gifts of blancmange, juniper berries and salmon mousse! Dig in, fellow Brits, and fellow Americans speaking in very poor English accents!

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

Free States Of Brazil wrote:Are we going to try anything on the government?
Some convenient timing on that front.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2015/10/11/index.html

It appears that in the next few days regions will have the ability to delegate roles and responsibilities to other members of the region. As I've already said, I have no interest in staying as delegate of the region (I mean, those telegrams from people asking for their proposal to the General Assembly to be endorsed. Sheesh!) - however, I would stand for Diplomacy Officer if we could agree on it as an elected role.

I'm going to be sending out a regional telegram today inviting residents to participate in discussions on these boards. My apologies on being a little lax on communications - real life was pretty busy last week.

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Vanq1.

Free States Of Brazil

I could run for delegate to see what we can do with the region.

Post by Goathland suppressed by Vanq1.

Goathland

I would appreciate the post!

Post by Tyrr suppressed by Vanq1.

Tyrr

What happened? Were any English nations ejected from the the region during this invasion?

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Vanq1.

Free States Of Brazil

Just a tag-raid, nobody was ejected.

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Vanq1.

Free States Of Brazil

Are we going to make use of regional officers or are we going to wait to implement that after we have delegate elections?

Post by Bogans And Boozers suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Bogans And Boozers

I have appointed Hirota as interim Diplomatic Officer, and believe we should make sure that we do make use of the regional officer positions.

Post by Goathland suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Goathland

I believe that I'm going to set up my own Region called The Goathlandic Empire would anybody here care to move to my region once I've created it? Royal titles will be given and outlandish drunken toasts accepted.

Post by Free States Of Brazil suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Free States Of Brazil

Well, I will be moving for now.

Thanks for everything and I still wish that England can recover, but right now I don't think I can do much to help.

Post by Bogans And Boozers suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Bogans And Boozers

So, the regional poll is over and the region has spoken. Those who voted were in unanimously in favour of participation in regional government affairs and regular elections.

So the big question is "What does this mean for the time being?"

Well, the best solution is to set up an interim government and get things started, and then start the process of regular regional elections. The current positions available are:

- Vice Delegate

- Homeland Officer

- Security Officer

- Communications Officer

- Diplomacy Officer

- Research Officer

If you are at all interested in any of these positions, please let me know via telegram.

Thanks,

B&B

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

I've been very public in my desire to participate in the inter-regional diplomacy, so I will continue to iterate my desire to act as Diplomacy officer for as long as our delegate and fellow natives wish.

Post by Liverpool Upon Mersey suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Liverpool Upon Mersey

hello from Merseyside ^^

Post by The Dead Parrot suppressed by Sir Nihil.

The Dead Parrot

Hello from Monty Python! Our brains hurt, but we are ready for the Gumby apocalypse!

Post by Hirota suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Hirota

Hello Merseyside and Monty Python! Two of my favourite things, since I am both a Liverpool FC and Monty Python fan.

Post by Liverpool Upon Mersey suppressed by Sir Nihil.

Liverpool Upon Mersey

Hirota wrote:Hello Merseyside and Monty Python! Two of my favourite things, since I am both a Liverpool FC and Monty Python fan.

that's great to here my friend ^^

Post by Bogans And Boozers suppressed by Vanq1.

Bogans And Boozers

Election Announcement

It has been a month since the events that unfolded, and I believe now is the right time call for an election. Nominations are being called for the following positions:

- Delegate

- Vice Delegate

- Homeland Officer

- Security Officer

- Communications Officer

- Diplomacy Officer

- Research Officer

Nominations to be TG'ed to Bogans and Boozers. Nominations close 11:59pm GMT on Monday, 23rd November. In the event of no nominations for a position, the incumbent stands. In the event of only one nominee, the one nominee will be declared winner unopposed.

B&B

Post by The Dead Parrot suppressed by Vanq1.

The Dead Parrot

It's been very quiet in England lately, hasn't it?

Post by Bogans And Boozers suppressed by Vanq1.

Bogans And Boozers

as dead as the aforementioned parrot . . .

Post by An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune suppressed by Vanq1.

An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune

Bogans And Boozers wrote:as dead as the aforementioned parrot . . .

Are you implying that your region is tired and shagged out after a long squawk?

Post by Franky112 suppressed by Vanq1.

Franky112

Hello all!

Long Live Auralia

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

BURN IT ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

North Razer

Post by Combekistan suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Combekistan

WOOT WOOT

Deathbyconfetti23, Sir Nihil

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY_llCV0W-8

*Black ships begin dropping incendiary*

>:)

Post by Deathbyconfetti23 suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Deathbyconfetti23

*Hands out tacos.*

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

Yeehaw!

You've been visited by the refugees

Deathbyconfetti23, Sir Nihil, Vanq1, Long Live Auralia

Post by Vanq1 suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Vanq1

This is Vanquaria, delegate of Ausozera and soldier of the mighty DEN army, wishing u a happy New Years xD

Long Live Auralia

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

Let me tell you a story. There was a unconquerable island with a glorious navy, the world looked in and dark eyes glared. Then a shadow in the shadow descended from the sky. THEN THE BOMBS FELL!

Now we're dancing on the rubble. :P

Eytalonia

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

http://www.world-mysteries.com/XX45.jpg

Long Live Auralia

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

XD "A shadow in the shadow" extra evil

Long Live Auralia

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

I Ride!

*Neighs*

Long Live Auralia

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

North Razer wrote:I Ride!

*Neighs*

Woah! Where have I seen you before?

Long Live Auralia

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

Eytalonia wrote:Woah! Where have I seen you before?

WITNESSED!

Long Live Auralia

Post by Long Live Auralia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Long Live Auralia

Cmon guys! Condemn Thalerland! I led this op! :p

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

Long Live Auralia wrote:Cmon guys! Condemn Thalerland! I led this op! :p

Yeah but I'm a higher rank, so the condemn goes with me

Post by Long Live Auralia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Long Live Auralia

Eytalonia wrote:Yeah but I'm a higher rank, so the condemn goes with me

NEVER

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

A REMINDER TO ANYONE THAT COMES IN HERE

Only endorse the invader WAD and the ROs, if you endorse anyone else you will be banjected

Sir Nihil, Long Live Auralia

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

:)

North Razer, Eytalonia, Long Live Auralia

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

[Enthusiastic booping]

Sir Nihil

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

I'd rather shoot this ammo than carry it around

Sir Nihil

Post by Long Live Auralia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Long Live Auralia

The Raiding regions currently occupying England, kindly ask new and old nations of England to endorse the Long Live Auralia or face banjection.

North Razer

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

No excitement tonight it seems

Long Live Auralia

Post by Long Live Auralia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Long Live Auralia

Eytalonia wrote:No excitement tonight it seems

Isn't that a bummer.

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

hello,I'm trying to find a way to denote my rank on my flag

Long Live Auralia

Post by Long Live Auralia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Long Live Auralia

North Razer wrote:hello,I'm trying to find a way to denote my rank on my flag

Whaddya mean?

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

Long Live Auralia wrote:Whaddya mean?

He wants to show that he's a Senior Warrior

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

Eytalonia wrote:He wants to show that he's a Senior Warrior

yeah

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

North Razer wrote:yeah

Using something based off or Tsarist Russian rank symbols would be cool

we could even create our own rank symbols if we wanted

Long Live Auralia

Post by An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune suppressed by Sir Nihil.

An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune

OI! What's the big idea, bannin' The Dead Parrot from England? You can't ban The Dead Parrot from England, they got a show to do in Bolton! You can't have a show without The a Dead Parrot's head bein' slammed onto the counter, Mr. Cleese would look ridiculous doing his routine without The Dead Parrot! Although that would be a mite bit o' humour, I grant you that....

North Razer, Eytalonia

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune wrote:OI! What's the big idea, bannin' The Dead Parrot from England? You can't ban The Dead Parrot from England, they got a show to do in Bolton! You can't have a show without The a Dead Parrot's head bein' slammed onto the counter, Mr. Cleese would look ridiculous doing his routine without The Dead Parrot! Although that would be a mite bit o' humour, I grant you that....

why don't you move your show to our region,then?

I sure do love a good show

Eytalonia

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

Woops I think I know who that was

I guess I'm getting a bit paranoid with my banhammer :P

Sorry about that

Long Live Auralia

Post by Lurton suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Lurton

Hey I'm Duestchstiens combat puppet just applied for the Knights so hi everybody.

North Razer, Sir Nihil, Eytalonia

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

Lurton wrote:Hey I'm Duestchstiens combat puppet just applied for the Knights so hi everybody.

haha,yet even more regions shall feel the trampling of our mounts and dank memes

Long Live Auralia

Post by Long Live Auralia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Long Live Auralia

North Razer wrote:haha,yet even more regions shall feel the trampling of our mounts and dank memes

So dank

Post by Sir Nihil suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Sir Nihil

Lurton wrote:Hey I'm Duestchstiens combat puppet just applied for the Knights so hi everybody.

welcome !

Post by Eytalonia suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

Eytalonia

ACHTUNG: Be sure to endorse Alucard-Dracula

Sir Nihil, Long Live Auralia

Post by Devil Heart suppressed by Eytalonia.

Devil Heart

To our friends still left here......our hearts abide in this beloved place while we party like a wild fire with you for this New Year, as only those that could sit at the brink of losing pretty much everything can!

And see you in the New Year :D wherever that may be <3 We will celebrate or we will weep, but we will not forget you.

Post by North Razer suppressed by Bogans And Boozers.

North Razer

Devil Heart wrote:To our friends still left here......our hearts abide in this beloved place while we party like a wild fire with you for this New Year, as only those that could sit at the brink of losing pretty much everything can!

And see you in the New Year :D wherever that may be <3 We will celebrate or we will weep, but we will not forget you.

Remember me too,please? :(

Long Live Auralia

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