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Region: England

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After figuring out that a Dunes Daiquiri has very low alcohol levels in it, you have concluded that the bartender may have spiked your drink. Who knows what else he put in it. To shake off the feeling, you decide to go for another round of Baccarat, this time only betting 50 chips. Come on down and test your luck at our new game of Baccarat!

SQUAWK and Happy New Year to England!

Luv,

Monty Python

The Pris0Ner

The Dead Parrot wrote:SQUAWK and Happy New Year to England!

Luv,

Monty Python

Bring me some shrubbery!!

Post self-deleted by The Mejobsworth.

Post by Condemnation suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Condemnation

It's been a long time since I last raided this place. Commander Nonna is most pleased with these results! Hail to The West, To The East, and to our Comrades in Balder! o/

Potato To The Power Of 9, Nomvatsk, Atlae-19, Lilavia2, Fimbultyr

Post by Atlae-19 suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Atlae-19

I looooooove tea. <3

Except for what some people called iced tea. Who puts ice in their tea!? >.>

Potato To The Power Of 9, Nomvatsk, Lilavia2, Condemnation

Post by Potato To The Power Of 9 suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Potato To The Power Of 9

Earl Grey, please!

Also, it's an interesting concept to own one's home country...

Atlae-19, Lilavia2, Condemnation

Post by Fimbultyr suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Fimbultyr

I'd ask for some Darjeeling, but should probably go with Sleepytime instead

Lilavia2, Condemnation

Post by Nomvatsk suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Nomvatsk

Earl Violet, if you would be so kind.

Lilavia2, Condemnation

Post by Sticky Ant 00 suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Sticky Ant 00

Atlae-19 wrote:Who puts ice in their tea!? >.>

People in tropical / hot areas. You *don't* want to drink hot tea when the average air temp goes beyond 90 degrees F.

Nomvatsk, Lilavia2, Condemnation

Post by Condemnation suppressed by While Waiting To Get Fed Vinny.

Condemnation

What will we do with a drunken raider?

What will we do with a drunken raider?

What will we do with a drunken raider?

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Raid his region with a buncha greenhorns

Raid his region with a buncha greenhorns

Raid his region with a buncha greenhorns

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Make him raid till the update's over

Make him raid till the update's over

Make him raid till the update's over

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Stick him in a hold until he's sober

Stick him in a hold until he's sober

Stick him in a hold until he's sober

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Make him write the raid report

Make him write the raid report

Make him write the raid report

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

That's what we do with a drunken raider

That's what we do with a drunken raider

That's what we do with a drunken raider

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Nomvatsk, Lilavia2

Post self-deleted by Jalin.

Post self-deleted by The Antifascist Union.

Post by Niewe Englaland suppressed by Grelia.

Niewe Englaland

Hello, wesaþ ge hal.

We are at risk without a delegate!

Endorse me to keep the region safe from raiders

Coyoye tango was a raider from spear danes. We need a delegate now!

Please endorse me so we can start to rebuild this region :)

Official Government Statement

Anyone interested in appointment to the Provisional Government Council should notify me at their earliest convenience. It's my stated intention to revive this community, and I encourage every good and honorable Englishman to confront the task before them with valour, poise, and steadfast determination. G-d save the Queen!

Oh, dear. I’ve heard that fendas are on the way to ruin this lovely spot of sport we’re having. As such, I feel compelled to act out like a three year old. Because that’s how mature adults handle disagreements. Shall we?

This is unfortunate :/

Post by Dobulphammy suppressed by Klamytappi.

Dobulphammy

Exs And Ohs wrote:This is unfortunate :/

No

Post by Grelia suppressed by Klamytappi.

Grelia

Exs And Ohs wrote:This is unfortunate :/

Don’t fret. Your region will be restored in a couple hours. My original intention was in fact to try to help out, but I don’t object to letting someone else do that. I even left your forums in place. Click the links and see. ;)

Post by Dobulphammy suppressed by Klamytappi.

Dobulphammy

Grelia wrote:Don’t fret. Your region will be restored in a couple hours. My original intention was in fact to try to help out, but I don’t object to letting someone else do that. I even left your forums in place. Click the links and see. ;)

Grelia, despotic europe might try to liberate our regions!

Post by Grelia suppressed by Klamytappi.

Grelia

Dobulphammy wrote:Grelia, despotic europe might try to liberate our regions!

Meh. It might kill my boredom.

Post by Grelia suppressed by Klamytappi.

Grelia

I’m inclined to point out that Elparia has not a lot to do with this and I’m probably going to get scolded when I go home. So...

Grelia wrote:Don’t fret. Your region will be restored in a couple hours. My original intention was in fact to try to help out, but I don’t object to letting someone else do that. I even left your forums in place. Click the links and see. ;)

Great forums >_>

Post by Grelia suppressed by Saplas.

Grelia

Exs And Ohs wrote:Great forums >_>

Try again. I think this time will have more pleasant results. Would you like a role in government?

Exs And Ohs

Post by Grosdeustch Reich suppressed by Grelia.

Grosdeustch Reich

endorse me i endorse bacc

Post by Grelia suppressed by Klamytappi.

Grelia

Grosdeustch Reich wrote:endorse me i endorse bacc

Oh, look, a potato raider.

Exs And Ohs

Post by Farnborough Republic suppressed by Klamytappi.

Farnborough Republic

DON'T LISTEN TO GRELIA LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE NATION IT'S DHIT

Exs And Ohs

Post by Grelia suppressed by Klamytappi.

Grelia

Farnborough Republic wrote:DON'T LISTEN TO GRELIA LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE NATION IT'S DHIT

Oi, mate! You got a license for that caps lock. If not, I’m afraid you’re nicked, sunshoine.

On the bright side, I just repelled a bunch of commie raiders obsessed with potatoes. On the down side, our fun’ll probably have to end soon because I’ve got orders from the government and couping the region to oppress Englishmen wouldn’t sit right with the paper-pushers back home, mostly cause I’d be oppressing them. And, apparently, jolly ole England’s got it bad enough between Mrs. May and Comrade Corbyn.

So I’m probably going to mess with the WFE, put a French flag up for optimum lulz, and then skedaddle off to make mischief somewhere else. That said, I’m a generous soul and might be inclined to change my mind if all y’all ask nicely.

Let’s treasure these last few hours together.

First Naval Fleet, Exs And Ohs

Post by Farnborough Republic suppressed by Klamytappi.

Farnborough Republic

Grelia wrote:Oi, mate! You got a license for that caps lock. If not, I’m afraid you’re nicked, sunshoine.

On the bright side, I just repelled a bunch of commie raiders obsessed with potatoes. On the down side, our fun’ll probably have to end soon because I’ve got orders from the government and couping the region to oppress Englishmen wouldn’t sit right with the paper-pushers back home, mostly cause I’d be oppressing them. And, apparently, jolly ole England’s got it bad enough between Mrs. May and Comrade Corbyn.

So I’m probably going to mess with the WFE, put a French flag up for optimum lulz, and then skedaddle off to make mischief somewhere else. That said, I’m a generous soul and might be inclined to change my mind if all y’all ask nicely.

Let’s treasure these last few hours together.

Atlest I have an economy, civil rights and political freedom

Exs And Ohs

Post by Farnborough Republic suppressed by Klamytappi.

Farnborough Republic

I think this region should begin millitraising

Post by Imperialist Treka suppressed by Klamytappi.

Imperialist Treka

Farnborough Republic wrote:Atlest I have an economy, civil rights and political freedom

NS stats don't matter to anyone, it's a raiding puppet anyways.

Post by Farnborough Republic suppressed by Klamytappi.

Farnborough Republic

Just a small notice may need help as I'm planning on liberating a small puppet from a large nation

Post by Exs And Ohs suppressed by Klamytappi.

Exs And Ohs

Farnborough Republic wrote:I think this region should begin millitraising

If we're ever gonna do a military we would need to at least make the region stable first. In the past month we got raided by Lily and last night the Black Hawks. We need stability first~

Fahran

Post by Yesman Bob suppressed by Klamytappi.

Yesman Bob

Exs And Ohs wrote:If we're ever gonna do a military we would need to at least make the region stable first. In the past month we got raided by Lily and last night the Black Hawks. We need stability first~

I’m hoping we can help to establish some stability in the region. Ultimately, a refound’ll be necessary. I’d talk to a couple defender organizations as well.

Post by Exs And Ohs suppressed by Klamytappi.

Exs And Ohs

Yesman Bob wrote:I’m hoping we can help to establish some stability in the region. Ultimately, a refound’ll be necessary. I’d talk to a couple defender organizations as well.

Don't know how much I would trust Lily with a refound after being tagged by them twice within in the past two weeks :P

Fahran

Post by Fahran suppressed by Of Crazed.

Fahran

Exs And Ohs wrote:Don't know how much I would trust Lily with a refound after being tagged by them twice within in the past two weeks :P

That’s a fair point, but I’m a woman of my word. If there are serious objections to our participation, we’re more than willing to colloborate with the Devil himself fendas and natives in this matter. I’d encourage natives to reach out to Spear Danes, who keep ruining my raids with their perfidious behavior, though I’ve beaten them once or twice, or 10000 Islands and their cohorts.

Yesman Bob

Post by Fahran suppressed by Klamytappi.

Fahran

Farnborough Republic wrote:Just a small notice may need help as I'm planning on liberating a small puppet from a large nation

If you're interested in role-play, I'd definitely be willing to get involved. What are the odds I talk all y'all into keeping the embassy?

Post by Farnborough Republic suppressed by Klamytappi.

Farnborough Republic

This place will erupt into civil war at this rate

Post by Fahran suppressed by Klamytappi.

Fahran

Farnborough Republic wrote:This place will erupt into civil war at this rate

I don't think so. Y'all have a single delegate. If y'all can avoid raids for awhile, holding elections and setting up forums and Discord servers might be a good idea. Elparia's troops'll probably leave as soon as the embassies properly closed so I'd recommend endorsing the delegate and cross-endorsing each other. Connecting with defender organizations, as I suggested previously, would be a good idea as well. Oh, and if I raid England again, I'm swapping out that flag for the English one. :p

Why is the regional flag the Union Jack? That’s not the flag of England.

Ya fendas suck

Of Crazed, Persia And Greece

Hello, I am a new nation. I would like to be a part of the regional council

Persia And Greece

thank you for encouraging me to join the world assembly, I have joined and am very excited to be involved in the region for a long time.

Persia And Greece

As a long-time member of the regional council, I endorse this new member and look forward to the progress he can make in reviving England to its former glory.

Of Crazed, Persia And Greece

I can't believe defenders suppressed your post, Fuiop. Under the new management that type of post is most welcome.

Persia And Greece

Everyone please vote on the brand new poll. Thank you! <3

South Asians Special Force, Harry Kane, Computer Nerd That Doesnt Watch Sports, Eric Dier

good day <3

By The End, Jack Butland, Gary Cahill

England is my city.

By The End, Jack Butland

It's coming home!

Reekrekstan wrote:Hello

^EPSA btw.

Reekrekstan

49 hours left until the big game!

Harry Kane

You can thank me later.

Eric Dier

Jordan Pickford wrote:You can thank me later.

You have the best flag.

Unfortunately, England was reduced to 10 due to injury and lost to Croatia 1:2 in overtime. Still, it was very well played, and I think England can be proud of its team!

And now it's time to win that third place :)

Atlae-1, Harry Kane, Gary Cahill

ha, you lost. Lucky your region got protected by Maguire

Hello, thought I would have a look at England, a bit closer to home.

LONG LIVE IRELAND! NORTH IRELAND IS OURS!

Jack Butland, Struda, Northern Irish Liberation Army

Yo yo

It's ya boi, Hyde Park Corner

Greetings, England. Here come the Isaacs, representing the Rivers of London series.

Dock Green

The Folly wrote:Greetings, England. Here come the Isaacs, representing the Rivers of London series.

"Hello, hello, hello."

The Folly

Tally-ho pip pip!

Quiet place, what?

The Sergeant and I are out on the beat, fighting crime.

G’day all, a recently undead nation found it way out of it way too this region, hope you have my time till end up dead again

Why dae folk ask babies stupid stuff like “ er gettin pretty big arn’t Yee” as if the wee little guys can be like “or Moira I’m gettin pretty large the protean”

Lack of imagination. The impulse to address babies is extremely useful for us as a species. But at the same time, adults are aware that a baby won't be able to answer and participate in a conversation. And the baby isn't doing much yet except, well, growing. So what's the adult to do with the impulse to address the baby? Many pick the first, obvious, subject matter that comes to mind. "Yer gettin pretty big arn't yee?"

Babies learn human language that way. Doesn't matter much what your friendly monologue is about. Doesn't matter if it's nonsense, just talk to them.

Is this the right place?

Ruci wrote:Is this the right place?

Welcome. England is the right place for your nation if you want it to be. Free choice!

Im a delegate now so that's cool but may I ask, why?

Not being ungrateful or rude just curious and confused

Regnum Angliae

I Hate Socialism wrote:Im a delegate now so that's cool but may I ask, why?

Not being ungrateful or rude just curious and confused

Because you’re tied for the most endorsements (1) but have been a resident here longer than the other person.

I Hate Socialism

Regnum Angliae wrote:Because you’re tied for the most endorsements (1) but have been a resident here longer than the other person.

Ah thank you

Relshire wrote:Hello.

Hi there

Relshire

ok gamers

Relshire

Is this a threat

Relshire

something came in the mail today

There is no meme

take off your socks

Hello there! [nation=noflag]HMHS Brittanic[/nation] sailing through.

Rmsboatymcboatface, This Region Has Been Featured

Hmhs Brittanic wrote:Hello there! [nation=noflag]HMHS Brittanic[/nation] sailing through.

We're featured today. Shore leave for your sailors?

-Allemeine, Rmsboatymcboatface, A Giant Meteor, Hmhs Brittanic, This Region Has Been Featured

Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?

-Allemeine, The Folly, Rmsboatymcboatface, A Giant Meteor, This Region Has Been Featured

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