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Region: Exile

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Hola. Upper Avernum here, representing the Endless Empire of Ermarian under her glorious majesty the Empress Prazac XII.

They call me Goldenking.

Mosquito---Slayer has a nation now, A war-scale operation would be launched against the mosquitoes very soon.

See above re E.E.E., H.G.M. Prazac XII. etcetera and so forth.

I'm Sylae, if you couldn't tell.

Ah, the Colony of Vantanas. That's why I had to pick a lame knock-off name.

Oh, we're revealing our (psuedo) identities now? What fun is that?

Presumptuous name, formerly Master1

Thanks, everyone, for getting me into another internet time-waster.

Post self-deleted by Contented Vahnatai.

We've gone all political and stuff.

Down with the Empire.

(Edit : Spelling :P )

> Down with the Empire.

H.G.M. Prazac XII. of Ermarian asked me to convey this response:

"D'awww, that's cute. :3"

:-P

YOU'RE cute, Aran.

Pretty Prazac's fine by us.

We are a peaceful race of Vahnatai anyway. We just want to eat mushrooms.

> YOU'RE cute, Aran.

:blush: :P

Hi Y'all. I'm sure you can figure out who I am from my flag.

Post self-deleted by Agaddadavida.

I see someone is a fan of Colorado... :P

Post self-deleted by Axburlice.

Yeaaaaah. Highest drug use in Exile! :D

Meanwhile, heart disease... :P

My country uses cholesterol as a power source!

I have relieved myself of participation in the World Assembly so that my colonies on Alpha Centauri can have new life. I hope that our region can establish diplomatic ties with theirs.

It seems that once you drive your economy into the ground that it is near impossible to get it back up.

It depends on what kind of economy you have, and what past decisions you've made (the site managers don't reveal gameplay specify, unfortunately). Socialist countries can improve their economies by promoting tourism, sports venues, etc. Having limited private enterprise can help, too, for example: Skyvale has a very large public sector, high income equality, and an economy rating of 78. My truly socialist puppet, East Winterwood is stuck at 42, which isn't terrible.

Economy in general is a bit of a crapshoot. . . case in point http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_seid/detail=trend

I've dropped to zero before and come back. Just be conscious of the decisions you make with your issues.

The issues with a pro-business economic bend are clear, and they help your economy. However, a government can be anti-business (pro-environment, for example) and socialistic, but still have a strong economy through central planning (education, I think, is key to this).

Yeah, I recently saw in my reports that The Seid cut all business subsidies...that's an example of an issue choice that can devastate your economy depending on your general economic style. An economy that's dependent on subsidization would implode, but one that's mostly unsubsidized would be largely unaffected. Most issue choices have exaggerated unintended consequences.

That could explain the market crash, considering 100% public sector.

Oh Nalyd...

Nah, you can have a strong economy with 100% public sector...it's just more difficult.

Economy's unlike the other two graphed qualities in that it's subject to massive sudden changes from even relatively unrelated issues. And the hidden mechanics of it are more complex.

23rd out of 24 for compassion. How are we not last?

So now I'm in political exile... hi..

Post self-deleted by Refugian Empire.

May your isles blossom here.

So... do you get any regional activity here much?

Nope, the message board lays dormant most of the time.

Why? And what does 'Spiderwbbers Unite' mean?

Anyway, while I'm in exile I need to plan things out

This region was founded by players of games made by the company Spiderweb Software (the region is named Exile after one of their RPGs). There probably isn't much talk here because most of it happens over at the company's forums.

Ah yes, Exile is an old pre-vista RPG. Well now at least I know why this region is really called Exile.

You know, I never noticed that until now. XD Myopia, I suppose.

I was wondering where everyone was coming from. And to think, I was crediting it on my awesomeness.

Ooh, yeah, not leading in corruption any more.

The Ministry of Truth will soon correct that error.

Umm, what are you guys talking about?

The daily region ranking.

It's under the heading "Today's World Census Report." i.e. today's report is "Highest Drug Use in Exile" with the top prize going to none other than me.

Arrrrggggghhhhhh! Zombies!!!!

It's simple business sense to just let you chaps handle the whole lot.

I propose that we focus on a cure. Our brains are the only advantage we have over these zombies: Let's use them.

Axburlice supports the sentiment of the Seid. Maybe we can goad Divine Lucre up there to lend a hand.

Hey! If those zombies will work at a paltry wage in my Eckie-Cola factories I'm all game.

Word on the forums is that people are moving nations to other regions and dumping zombies on each other as a form of biological warfare. I reckon that having the entire region work on a cure might not be the best option. Countries with large militaries should take up arms. And Divine Lucre, it can't be good for business for all of your export customers to die, wink wink.

Repent! The day of salvation is at hand! Soon the great and powerful appendage of the noodly one shall strike us all down!

Meh, I might be inclined to nudge the arms industry in the annihilation direction with a little subsidy.

We don't have any real ties to the forums or other regions. We might not need to bother. In any case, a spread of responses would be nice just so we can see what ends up doing what. But the Hivemind will recover our severed biomass.

You know, it does say "Spiderwebbers Unite" in the world factbook entry. :rolleyes:

They said I was crazy for investing in research....but now...now you'll see who can...who can....WHO'S CRAZY NOW!? Haha. It's...it's not me! I will cure everyone!

I have opted to research a cure. Too bad we couldn't at the same time make some sort of reality show about this. People need entertainment even when fighting for their lives.

Pff. Remove the head or destroy the brain, people. Remove the head, or destroy the brain.

Entertainment : Its compassionate, intelligent population of 418 million, 408 million of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality.

So are they killing of my nation? If so why should I bother coming back to play?

LOVE AND TOLERANCE BY FORCE IS NOT WORKING. PANIC. PANIC.

My puppet region, Chiron Of Alpha Centauri, has developed and distributed a cure! Yay Zakharov!

Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

Oh noes! 75% of my people die from zombie bite now. My survival rate is a paltry .1%!

BbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn--ah AH ok, well. Excuse me, as I was just cured. Proof that we shall prevail!

live prototypes ftw

We have to let the free market deal with this. If we develop a government cure, that will just encourage people to become zombies!

Ahhh!!!! How can I attract tourists without any real, live people?!?!

Why do I keep getting the same issues once I have dealt with them? This is the third time I've had the issue with kids being scared of clowns and I have dealt with it the same way every time (ban them all) but it still keeps coming up.

The issues repeat.

And the cure didn't work because not enough nations played along. :p

What happened to all those nations? 10 gone at once?

I have no idea. But it gives us better chances to get in the the top percent of Exile!

They were all my puppets!

Post self-deleted by The Grand And Ridiculous Nation.

Announcement to Exile

Cerberias has moved here to help forward our Military advancements and think about the possibility of helping Exile dominate the other Regions. Telegram our Leadership Estate if you wish to receive help from Cerberias with anything.

You should endorse Agatecliff the WA Delegate, Cerberias.

I kicked him out the region.

Uh huh. And it seems it was completely missed that this region was purely meant for a spot for fans of Spiderweb Software and related. I doubt anyone here for that cares.

Quiet Kittens. We own you now.

Suppressing a truthful message, huh? I understand it's all fun and games with your little roleplay game of taking over regions and such, I'm just letting you know that the people here for the actual purpose of this region really don't care for your game.

You shall be the first to go.

"Quiet Kittens. We own you now."

Fool. Kittens own, not the other way around.

Lol, I sleep through the first time something fun happens in here? :D

Shortest invasion I've ever seen. The instant refounding feature was truly a great addition to the game.

Well, we went the delegate route first, but I'm guessing changes need at least one day to take effect.

Erm, excuse me? You were kick banned from the region, and a password was instilled.

Ah, apparently you retain power even when kicked until the delegate thing updates. Not sure why you're being a persistent sore idiot about it when you clearly won't have it for long. Just gotta wait for them to wake up and the mistake'll be corrected.

Bit of a sore loser? You've got another few hours, and this time delegate access will be revoked.

No, I just forgot to take a screenshot, therefore I came back to do this. lol

huh, so this is an invasion? pretty bland stuff.

If you just want a screenshot, what's with the effort in suppressing messages? It just seems kinda pointless now that you know you won't have the region.

Today's lesson:

Don't use multies to illegally seize the delegacy.

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