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Region: Federation of Conservative Nations
The Issue
After an online petition that would allow people to legally be married over the internet reached over one million signatures last night, you awake to find your inbox inundated with emails and a crowd of petitioners waiting inside your office, all demanding you take action.
The Debate
The internet is the only social life some of us have! insists petitioner Francisco Robinson, whose MyFace profile says he is 6 feet tall, good-looking, and a popular country singer. If I meet the love of my life online, we should be able to get married. Its not fair that I have to be single my entire life just because my soulmate lives on the other side of the country and my mother wont give me the money for a bus ticket.
Decline
Oh, thats a terrible idea! chides your nettling aunt. You have to be careful on the internet. You never know if the people youre talking to really are who they say they are. Why just the other day, I was being courted by this youthful hunk of a gentleman on MatchMakers. But, when we finally met in person, the scoundrel was as old and flabby as me! It just goes to show that some things like dating and marriage should only be done offline and in person.
Decline
Preposterous, who wants a human husband or wife anyway? All they do is nag, lounge about, and lie all the time, rebuffs IT specialist Trinity Tron from under your desk, as she upgrades your Wi-Fi router. What we really need are artificial mates who truly understand us and can fulfill our every want and desire. You should just transfer funds from all those worthless welfare programs and into the tech industry so we can finally have the perfectly programmed partners we deserve.
Decline
Well, pin my tail and call me a donkey. Yall need to get out more, cracks redneck plumber Larry Kableman from your private bathroom as he snakes a drain. It aint healthy to be spendin all that time on the puter. You oughta just disconnect the whole gosh-darn internet so all these idjits can get a real job like plumbin.
Hell yes
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Jakobly
oh yes
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Lmao check my country's policies!
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Jakobly
we just allowed sex ed
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Jakobly, why aren't you in the W.A?
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
NO VIDEO GAMES?!??!?!
This is disgusting.
Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Lmao
Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
I don't want all of the hassle of it all. I'd rather focus on my nation and region rather than the world.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Fair enough man, I understand
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Jakobly
Don't go thinking I'm an SoA though.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Lol
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
But anyone not in the WA must be a radical!!! They disagree with me so it is true!!!
(Im joking if you cant tell)
Caezar, Gagium
No really? HMM... I wonder if you were actually.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
I would like to welcome my friend Papaya Land to this region.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
You can focus on our region by joining the World Assembly and endorsing our delegate, Libervalley. A lot of us just ignore World Assembly resolutions and remain in the WA to boost our delegate's WA endorsement count.
Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Eldrado
nah i dont really feel like joining
Caezar, Gagium
One of the local radio stations in my area does a one-hit wonder every day at 4:20pm. What are they smoking?
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Mariejawana
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Jakobly
Exactly.
Caezar, Eldrado
Medals for participating in the raid of Farkasfalka have been handed out. Congrats to the recipients.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1138588
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1187234
Hear, hear, Quebecshire!
Caezar, Quebecshire, Viridus, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Just popping in to say hello to our best protectorate!
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
no u
Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado, Syria-Kebabistan, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Yes u
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Oh BTW guys I wrote this dispatch which is saying that Lardyland needs Obamacare. Please upvote so it can be a top dispatch.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1187360
Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
WHY ARE NATION NAMES ORANGE
Caezar, Viridus, Rivine, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
IDK!!!
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
MAX BARRY WHY?!?!
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
ORAAAAAAAAAAANGE
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Yeah... I'm shocked seeing it just now. Maybe it's just a thing on mobile (unless y'all are on a desktop rn)
Dresderstan, Caezar, Gagium, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
It's on NS in general, I'm on desktop. EVEN THE NATIONS THAT LIKE RMB POSTS ARE ORANGE!
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eire-Alba, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
It's fixed now :) Praise Max!
Caezar, Gagium, Rivine, Eire-Alba, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Praise
Caezar, Viridus, Rivine, Eire-Alba, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
HEIL MAX, and FCN
Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Rivine, Eire-Alba, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
I was gonna say, they're green for me.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Wonder if it was an April Fools test?
Caezar, Gagium, Christian Confederation, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Hey guys, look what I found lol.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1186098
Caezar, The Legion Of Mankind, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
The Same Reason As Jakobly
Caezar, Gagium, Jakobly
Post self-deleted by The Legion Of Mankind.
Ewwwww! Say hail the FCN or be hanged for treason!
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Everything will be fixed in a few days, don't worry. He might have a kickstart but I am the start, the start of the best psychotic dictatorship the FCN has ever seen.
Caezar, Gagium, Csargrad, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Updated for game nine! https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1165537
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
We shall see....
Caezar, Gagium, Testerasateria
Just look at yourself, your Authoritarianism is dropping.........
Caezar, Gagium, Csargrad, Eldrado
Join the current FCN RP, 1845: Gunpowder and Sail! https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=460953
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1171289
Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Rivine, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Hello every one want soem good old demorctaic coumminsm?
Creeperopolis, Caezar, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Upvote this! https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1187647
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Csargrad, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Darn now max will have to do a new prank, of he could just give us trading cards session 2.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
exactly
Caezar, Gagium, Boddastan
*crickets*
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Csargrad, Eldrado, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
*single loud cough*
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Csargrad, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Post self-deleted by Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago.
[I]*wind*[/I]
Caezar, Gagium, Csargrad
Imma do some recruiting
Caezar, Gagium
Hello! You are most certainly getting a lot of these but if you are a conservative you might be interested in this group. I am the Israeli Tuamotu Archapelago and welcome to Nation States! Or, welcome back if you have come before! https://www.nationstates.net/region=federation_of_conservative_nations is the group I recommend you join! We are active in political debates, RP, and friendly conversations! Of course if you are a rotten commie you are not welcome, but I assume otherwise seeing as I sent this message to you lol. Well, welcome to Nation States, I hope you enjoy it here. And if you plan on joining https://www.nationstates.net/region=federation_of_conservative_nations then welcome and enjoy your stay!
This good?
Caezar, Gagium
Lmfao what was this bs
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Jakobly
Yessir
Caezar, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Alrighty ill do some recruiting
Caezar
Ik when I saw that for the first time I had the same reaction
Caezar, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Lol
Caezar
I have temporarily updated my flag as a show of my submission to the intellectuals led by Vungar in Farkasfalka
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
I hate that group
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium
Wow. They got you good, you poor cuck! You know you'll never stand a chance when the civil war comes!!!!!
Caezar, Quebecshire, Viridus
(If you didn't notice, I'm not saying you didn't but yeah, this is sarcasm over a bad meme they made and then smugly sent to me)
Caezar, Gagium
Lady Gagium save me from the alpha male farks OwO
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium
Yeah, I'm just saying I hate them. The fascists
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium
Fascist is a light term, I prefer "failed state harboring holocaust deniers and terrorist sympathizers"
If you haven't read the first published draft about that, here you go!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1187234
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
I only do that for Lord Ulrech, sorry you're done for UwU
Ulrech, Caezar, Viridus
Lmao thanks. Im Jewish so it adds that much twang to it lol
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium
Also, you should downvote this rubbish
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1187794
And The Fascist German Reich, do explain the following, as your military is rather small?
This whole conflict is ridiculous and if you still wish to continue a war, feel free to, just know that if you attempt a raid a second time we shall fully retaliate with force.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
RULE, FARKASFALKA! FARKASFALKA, RULE THE WAVES!
Caezar, New Waldensia, Quebecshire, Gagium, Jakobly
"Our administration isn't unrepresentative because They aren't meant to represent the populous"
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Jakobly
"...with force."
Yeah... your delegate has what, 7 endorsements to begin with? Your little group of like 3 nations isn't going to do anything
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
LOL
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Lmao
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium
Considering the Gentleman's Coalition raised about twenty readily availible men in what, four days?
And Fark hasn't even been able to break ten endorsements on their home delegate? Yeah ok very scare
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Rivine, Eldrado, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Myself, being here for only like a week, I already have 5 endorsements
Caezar, Gagium
I had like 20 till I resigned to help run the GC
Caezar, Gagium, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
I have sent recruitment messages to 13 people as of now
Caezar, Gagium
I've sent a lot since I started. Probably about 150, but nobody cares to listen.
Caezar, Gagium
Yeah the Pacifics and Osirus get everyone
Caezar, Gagium
I always do a lot of research hunting. I hunt down nations that are active, conservative and aren't in the regional government. It is a lot of work and there are fewer nations but this method has been more effective for me.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium
But new countries go to the pacifics
Caezar, Gagium
HELLO! This is for conservatives! You are most certainly getting a lot of these, and you are also most certainly in one of the pacifics, but if you are a conservative, or want a more unique group, you might be interested in this group. I am the Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago and welcome to Nation States! Or, welcome back if you have come before! https://www.nationstates.net/region=federation_of_conservative_nations is the group I recommend you join! We are active in political debates, RP, and friendly conversations! Of course if you are a rotten commie or a dumb fascist you are not welcome, but I assume otherwise seeing as I sent this message to you lol. Well, welcome to Nation States, I hope you enjoy it here. And if you plan on joining https://www.nationstates.net/region=federation_of_conservative_nations then welcome and enjoy your stay!
I changed my message slightly
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Jakobly
Make sure you tag your telegrams recruitment
Caezar, Dragons Of Power, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Oh damn, how
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
I feel like an idiot
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
I see how
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
No I don't. How the hell...?
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Wow I forgot about telegram stamps lol. I might run out
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
How...?
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
[I]*tear*[/I]
Caezar, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
aha very funny I see y'all laughin' at me
Caezar, Gagium
Lol
Caezar, Gagium
Seriously tho, how
Caezar, Gagium
This is mine:
Greetings comrade, and welcome to NationStates! I know you are probably getting bombarded with telegrams, but this is the one you want to read. This is a formal invitation for the Federation Of Conservative Nations.
Now, you are wondering, What does this region have to offer? Well, I can tell you that.
A friendly chat with friendly nations that will always read what you post. It is always like a family on the message board.
Many government parties, such as the Conservative Party, Nationalist Party, and Sons of Adam. To learn more check the factbook out.
We have roleplay. Our current one is for 1845. As long as you follow the rules, you can stay.
Need help running your nation? Some of our best nations can offer you tips on how to run your nation.
We also offer a map to put your country on. Check out https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1062107 for more details.
Want a cool flag? I can help with that! Just check out this link:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1185367
This list could go on for days. The things we have to offer are great.
So what are you waiting for? Click the button below to join our prosperous region.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium
😂😂😂
Caezar, Quebecshire, Viridus, Gagium
Wow, 10 posts in a row, that has to be a record
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Jakobly, Israeli Tuamotu Archipelago
Lmfao
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Jakobly
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