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Region: Federation of Conservative Nations
Up to your waist in water,
Up to your eyes in slush,
Using the kind of language
That makes the sergeants blush;
Who wouldn't join the army,
That's what we all enquire,
Don't we pity the poor civilians
Sitting beside the fire?
Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war,
Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh?
Oh, it's a shame to take the pay.
As soon as reveille has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead,
But we never get up till the sergeant
Brings our breakfast up to bed.
What do you want with eggs and ham
When you've got plum and apple jam?
Form fours! Right turn!
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Come to the cook-house door, boys,
Sniff at the lovely stew,
Who is it says the colonel
Gets better grub than you?
Any complaints this morning?
Do we complain? Not we.
What's the matter with lumps of onion
Floating around the tea? Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war,
Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh?
Oh, it's a shame to take the pay.
As soon as reveille has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead,
But we never get up till the sergeant
Brings our breakfast up to bed.
What do you want with eggs and ham
When you've got plum and apple jam?
Form fours! Right turn!
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Commonwealth
What are we voting for in the WA?
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
The resolution to make me all y'all's dad.
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth
I'd have to do a ranking for the Monarchist And Democratic Alliance since you're not in the FCN.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Ok
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Commonwealth
I just came here to say that I did not really know that Crimsonfield threatened to DDoS Trenado and me. If I'd known, I would have stopped supporting her immediately. I just don't know which side to be in now, what region should I be in...I'm almost sure you won't accept me here, but I just came here to say that I didn't know about Crim's plans. Yes, just it. Thank you Gagium for the post, and bye guys.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Bamgo, Israeli Commonwealth
What are you talking about?!? Our Goddess has never done anything wrong!
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
Holy f*ck
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNN That gal is a d*ck
Caezar, Gagium, Fortlock, Eldrado
Haha good one.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
Don't worry, I'm not as strange as you think.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth
Certainly.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth
Fortlock comeback?
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth
Yes I would accept your apology
Caezar, Eldrado
Same here...
Caezar, Gagium, Israeli Commonwealth
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
Lol... I wouldn't mind getting my rank as well.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Same.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
It's actually pretty hot :weary:
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth
Bro, I'd love to see you here. I think I remember conversing when I was in the UCS. I was lost too, but these guys offered me a home and real community that I am now a proud member of. We need people like you, who see past the wrong doers who only want division and actually want to build something. I do really hope you consider joining our region.
Dresderstan, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
Post self-deleted by Dresderstan.
Dunno, Fortlock has talked about destroying our region a bit back in February w/ Crim and the gang..
Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth
Was it when he was apart of the UCS?
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
Nope, CCS
Caezar, Bamgo
Senate vote or court vote for fortlock?
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
Hmmmm. Probably Senate. Looks like we need ANOTHER amendment for the Court system... lol
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Bamgo
Your nation is ranked 12th, which I have to say, is pretty good.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
Lol I'm perfectly content with this happening. The ranker lost its luster in Redlandia because the same ten nations were in the top ten almost every week.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
I don't know how I completely missed this. Sorry. :P
Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
But Crimmy can't do any wrong, so he shall be forgiven. We can only hope to be one day blessed by the sight of our Goddess, but this is good news
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
But theres only God!
Caezar, Viridus, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Crimmy is our Goddess of Nuance, UwU, are you an unnuanced heretic?
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Bamgo
Id rather die unnuanced than die worshipping false goddesses!
Dresderstan, Caezar, New Waldensia, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Bamgo
Gasp!
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Congratulations Eldrado, you are now number one. X,D
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
January 1st, 1845
Vensian Capital of Schowbern
Approximately 5:00 PM
It is the end of new day and only the beginning of a new year as the sun sets of the Vensian Capital of Schowbern. Whilst ones typical happenings on any given new year day might be filled with joy, celebrating, and other merry festivals such things cannot be said about the Schowbern or her people. Coughing, whaling, and readily expectation of death had become accustomed to even Schowbern's highest status citizens. For the past several months an intense disease has struck the Vensian people. An intense fever followed by rashes, an intense cough, boils, swelling, vomiting, seizures, and inevitably leads to either death or suicide. Reports have varied, but some estimate that nearly a hundred thousands Vensians have fallen to the disease. The people are weak, dying, and in desperate need of relief.
Within the King's Private Quarters
"My reign was foretold to be blessed by Gods!" the King scoffed. "Well, how blessed of a reign has it been? I have sat on the throne, but five short years and what have I to say for it? A collapsing economy, this bloody disease, and now dreaded slave rebellion!" Servants bustled throughout the room tending to the King's boiled face, rashed rump, and his normally unpleasant facial figure. "How long have these Verbumite dogs been under our control? Five, six, maybe even seven hundred years! And now, yes now, during my ungodly awful reign as King do they choose to rebel? Oh, how long will the Gods now torment me with the crown!" The King always complained of course, but given the circumstances his groaning had grown more unpleasant than usual.
"Hail, King Javo Valentinus!" The General, whose name King Javo never to remember, said entering. "Your majesty, our reports show increased Verbumite troubles in the West. Reports say that several hundred more Verbs have escaped from their posts, destroying them in the process."
The King sighed, this usually meant the General wanted an answer, a decree, some sort of response from the King. "Yes, I know. I have heard the endless complaints of the farmers, the miners, the cobblers, the blacksmiths, the carpenters, the women, the men, the children, the sick, the well, the rich, the poor, and everyone's mother in this Gods forsaken country complain about the precious slaves running to freedom. What am I to do about it?"
The General coughed, no doubt a sign of the impending fever "Ahem, your majesty, I have prepared a hundred of my very best men to hunt these dogs down an-"
"Take care of all my Verb troubles right General? I grow so tired of these meetings. If I have heard it once then I have heard it a thousand more times! I do not care for your speech. I do not care for your hundred. However, I do care about results. Not one hundred, not two, nor three, nor four, but five hundred men will go with you West to resolve our runaway slave problem. The ones you find are to be made a public example to the other dogs of what happens when you disobey."
"Yes your highness, it shall be done, but ugh your highness?"
"What General?" the King sighed in annoyance.
"What shall we do for the ones we cannot find?" The General said with some level of excitement.
"Ah General, give them a reason to come home to their Masters will you?"
"Yes, my King it shall be as you say it."
Thus begun the first of many evil acts King Javo Valentinus would commit against the Verbumite people.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
This can be partially used in the FCN rewards....
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Dragons Of Power
Really?! How and why?
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Dragons Of Power
Because Theoncrati left.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
I see.... BOW DOWN TO ME PLEBEIAN SCUM FOR I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, The Reddington States, Dragons Of Power
I'm sorry about Redlandia.
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
HAIL!
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
It's unfortunate that the past actions of Redlandians (or the previous leader if we want to be accurate) have tarnished Redlandia's reputation for good, especially when no one had any clue about NSGP other than TCT, but what's done is done. I'd argue that it should've been done after TCT was permbanned, but some key members were interested in improving the dire reputation of an already large region.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
Have you and the others ever thought about starting a new region again?
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Novum Vallis, Trescruces, and Huosheng made their own regions, which are respectively called The Land Of Elysium, Pavo Domus, and Moss Point And The Yellowfields. I'm only involved in Elysium where I roleplay as Marquestapa and operate the map. Novum Vallis is largely responsible for Redlandia's closure, which I can explain if you want me to.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
Oh, that would help clear things up for me.
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
The rp is not on the rmb lol
Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
What's up epic gamers! I've finally decided to move a nation here. You may know me as Captian Lard, Nambian Covfefe Company, or Swedish Mercenaries.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Rivine, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Monkaslavia, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Welcome to the region!
Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Bamgo
Novum Vallis has been largely credited for driving Redlandia away from fascists. He wanted Ulrech and I to cut ties with LAVDA and close embassies with every allegedly fascist region. This sparked a new age for Redlandians, who went from being very apathetic towards NSGP to seeking structural reform. When multiple embassies closed down, members from Farkasfalka and The Coalition Of Fascist Nations voiced their disapproval. They called Redlandia an "Antifa puppet" and a "safe space". On the other hand, Vippertooth himself "congratulated" the entire region for its political shift. Schnoidland, while avoiding a ban via proxy (he was deleted later), voiced his frustration towards Vippertooth and Fereria banned Vippertooth from the region. From there, Ulrech and I started upgrading the entire region: we created several dispatches, set the region's new code of conduct, and opened a Discord server.
The Discord server really held Redlandia back in its quest to improve its reputation interregionally. Former members and members alike, including myself, found it as a platform for jokes and content that would otherwise be inappropriate on NationStates, but an Antifa spy caught us joking about racial advantages and sent it to the Antifa Discord chat. A fascist from The Iron Confederacy informed me of the leak, which resulted in the argument of whether or not the Redlandian label has been forever tarnished.
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Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Rivine, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
Wow, ok. Antifa is kinda mean and bullies. No offense if you like them btw.....
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Rivine, Eldrado
Post self-deleted by Crim Crim.
Question, what do the accents of your nation sound like?
Hyati accents are largely Australian-sounding.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Monkaslavia
Several suggestions were made, since at that point Redlandia would not be removed from the CDS. TCT, who was able to contact us through Discord since he was a DoS user, said along the lines of, "The only way to remove ourselves from the CDS would be to capitulate completely to Antifa." Novum Vallis and Charleotopia blamed TCT for Redlandia's situation (he was cited by Vippertooth in almost every link of evidence). This was when Novum Vallis secretly suggested to form a new region and a new Discord server, with a new set of rules cracking down on overly offensive content. I refused the offer because there were 100+ nations at the time. It would not be brought up again until Schnoidland, who is also a DoS player, knew of our involvement in The Gentlemans Coalition.
Novo Marco, Novo Marcelo, Lgbt Londontown, Yun Oouk, Ulrech, and a few others called out TCT for refusing to hold himself accountable. "It's pointless to blame TCT since none of us cared about anything when he ran things," someone (I think Charleotopia) said on the RMB. "But who else can you blame?" A few of these beforementioned people wanted TCT out of Redlandia's Discord server because he was involved in Redlandia's "latest scandal". This sentiment was bolstered when a few leaders from the Augustin Alliance informed me that it didn't help our case of being non-fascist when we continued our ties with the previous founder.
The Gentlemen's Coalition sparked, for the most part, positive reactions from Redlandians. I assumed that Redlandians perceived the raid as an opportunity to improve Redlandia's reputation in NSGP. Some members criticized Ulrech and I for participating; not some, actually, but rather only four. One of Novum Vallis's suggestions afterwards was to banject users who utterly denied already-proven history. Schnoidland disliked Novum Vallis's idea and criticized him off-site, but Novum Vallis that if he wanted Redlandians whitelisted from NSGP, especially off-site, it had to happen. This, along with the encouraged sentiments of Fereria acting as the sheriff and defender of Redlandia, was very telling later on. Charleotopia and Novum Vallis allegedly talked about moving into another region since Charleotopia couldn't handle the blacklisting despite many of Redlandia's final interregional actions.
Charleotopia eventually asked Gagium about the benefits of being an FCN protectorate (Charleotopia admitted he would try to propose it but never did). Caezar posted a hardcore joke about bombing LGBT+ people from Provincetown which angered New Camelot Of Avalonia. Novum told Avalonia how to kick Caezar out of the Discord since Avalonia was a senator. Fereria supported Avalonia's move to remove Caezar from Discord. Novum Vallis later admitted that Caezar should've been warned before being removed, but that didn't keep Fereria from banning Caezar, Doge Republics, Quebecshire, and The New Fandom Republic from our server. Arkandia didn't like how things were going in Redlandia and said he would leave, which he did. Simultaneously, Novum Vallis privately told Schnoidland and I that the environment of Redlandia was changing, but in an NSGP standpoint resulted in nothing. This was when he and I agreed that, regardless of who would've been elected into the new administration in May (which will no longer happen), we should move on from Redlandia.
Novum Vallis wrote a message to go with Arkandia's the next day, and Charleotopia followed him. This was when the region quickly crashed down.
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Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Abundance And Cherries, Rivine, Eldrado
Is it just an average of each category? Why would you lose points for social conservatism in a place call "Federation of Conservative Nations"?
lol but it's still a neat concept for ratings
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
This was the same ranker used in Redlandia, which had a variety of nations including progressive, communist, and totalitarian nations.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
Most people involved in the war against or for the NPO are rude to be honest.
Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
Not all tho.
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Heyy bro, I'm Kebab Boi.
Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
Imagine a mix of slavic and celtic for mine
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Hyat
Of course, not all. If they are not rude, however, they're usually smug--although the fascists take "condescending" to a whole new level.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power
Yeah, I agree
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
Ok. This is EPIC!
Lol I've seen that nation a few times but never knew. Cool name btw.
Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Yeah
Fereria was just trying to flex too hard and very obviously took action based on personal annoyance and it went to crap from there
I will say Fandom's kick/ban was pretty legitimate though, considering he joined specifically to call Fereria a "stupid (redacted) (redacted)", lol
The New Fandom Republic, Creeperopolis, Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado
Thanks b.
Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=confederate_farmers/detail=factbook/id=1164655
Well Im finished with my factbook give me some honest feed back
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Rivine, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Italian-Romanian for mine but at the speaking rate of German
Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Hyat, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
That's.... An interesting way to put it, lol.
Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Post self-deleted by Caezar.
w0ah fortlek was here
Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Hey guys, i moved my main here
Ulrech, Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Not Trenazo
Hail!
Creeperopolis, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
RIP your delegacy?
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Libernovusamericae, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Not Trenazo
Done!
The Rouge Christmas State, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Done!
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Commonwealth
A nice detailed factbook of every nation I control.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1195359
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Libervalley, Eldrado, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
ok so basically
should i join this thing's discord again anyways
Dresderstan, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Attention!
Only 24% of the region plots have been claimed.
The Following nations have endorsed the WA Delegate (me) and are eligible to claim two plots on the region map but have claimed only one or no plots. If you desire to make plot claims please tag me with the number of the plot/plots. Below is the attached factbook.
Viridus, Fre Arystand, Reunited Soviets, Laka Strolistandiler, Patriotas Sin Fronteras, The Unitary Provinces, Washingtonian Republic, Konfischa, Northern Itasca, Northern Atlantic Republics, North America-, West Sovessaria, Kaiserreich Circlejerk, Helpfull People, The Atom Cats Garage, The New Peoples Of The Nile, Dresderstan, Ibenta, The New Germanic Empire, Saint Lostreau, Stonok, Falmards, Schand Daer, Dobblesteen, Mackozi, Onenation Under God, Wilhelmland, Santa Lucia, Bamgo, Lingrego, The New United Usa, Noporius, Magelania, The Confederate Soldier, Midwestern States, Vrijstaat Limburg, Confederate Farmers, Land Of Yeezus, Volzein, Csargrad, The Rouge Christmas State, The Reddington States, Draxdonia, Jakobly, and Marvinton.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=libervalley/detail=factbook/id=1062107
The following are being warned since they have two claims but have not endorsed the WA Delegate. Only exceptions are for military operations.
New Gandor, Jus, Blueflarst, Real Talk Man, Rivine
Gagium, why have you not claimed anything?
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Commonwealth
I'll take 84
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Jus said he was taking a break and was gonna be inactive, plus him, the other 4 and apparently Gagium aren't in the WA.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
I would like to claim the 78th plot then. A telegram will be sent to you.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
oof
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Not Trenazo
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand sent.
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Tareldar Fark is bark
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Not Trenazo
Lol.
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Not Trenazo
I will claim 143 and 144
Caezar, Gagium, Libervalley, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
I would like to claim plot 97
Caezar, Gagium, The Reddington States, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Post self-deleted by Caezar.
Can I have 159 and 160?
Caezar, Gagium, Libervalley, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Can people quit quoting that post, please. Everytime you do everyone tagged gets a notification. Try @Libervalley instead.
Dresderstan, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
^^^This.
Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Post self-deleted by Caezar.
no u
Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Take a look at these idiots. https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_internationale
Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
That's kinda funny.
What about them?
Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
Top 5% of the world in transport <3 I can die now.
Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Not Trenazo, Israeli Commonwealth
Yay
Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost
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Written by Refuge Isle.