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Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Our dispatches are currently 9th, 12th, 16th, and 20th.

We can do better than that.

Upvote, y'all! https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1199641

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton

Eldrado wrote:I can be on at minor.... but I'm farming endorsements for September Coup

Furbish Islands wrote:I was going to do that...

LOL, Neither of you are even close to having enough for such an event

The Rouge Christmas State, Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton

Viridus wrote:LOL, Neither of you are even close to having enough for such an event

That's what I want you to think

Caezar, Gagium, Lovelton

Eldrado wrote:That's what I want you to think

*unendorses*

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton

The Rouge Christmas State wrote:*unendorses*

I dare you JK DON"T DO IT

The Rouge Christmas State, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Marvinton

The Rouge Christmas State wrote:*unendorses*

Same, it was such an amateur move to outright reveal such plans

Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton

Viridus wrote:Same, it was such an amateur move to outright reveal such plans

but I said it in italics so it was secret :(

Caezar, Lovelton

Went back to my original flag. I kinda missed it

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

I'm not dead.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado

I am actually on the discord very often

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado

Whoever made that dispatch “List Of FCN Administrators” forgot to mention my permanent position of God-VP

Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Marvinton

Eldrado wrote:Whoever made that dispatch “List Of FCN Administrators” forgot to mention my permanent position of God-VP

:thonking:

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

What are your thoughts on global warming?

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We at the Nambian Covfefe Company hope that it will finally enable us to begin production in Antarctica.

Speaking of which, try a free sample of our Antarctica-Style Covfefe made with ethically sourced penguin milk!

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton

Eldrado wrote:Whoever made that dispatch “List Of FCN Administrators” forgot to mention my permanent position of God-VP

I think they also forgot about my reign as King of Nuance

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Nambian Covfefe Company wrote:What are your thoughts on global warming?

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We at the Nambian Covfefe Company hope that it will finally enable us to begin production in Antarctica.

Speaking of which, try a free sample of our Antarctica-Style Covfefe made with ethically sourced penguin milk!

What the hell made you think of THIS? The line between genius and insanity here is very thin

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Nambian Covfefe Company, Eldrado, Polish Prussian Commonwealth

Lovelton wrote:What the hell made you think of THIS? The line between genius and insanity here is very thin

What can I say, I'm insane.

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Better than Okasion DMing people hentai

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado

Lovelton wrote:Better than Okasion DMing people hentai

It's just a show of dominance

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

The Talking Point

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado

Woah what did I miss?

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:Woah what did I miss?

Okasian was muted on the discord

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Israeli Commonwealth

Are we at war again?

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Lovelton wrote:Okasian was muted on the discord

Lmfao gg Okasian

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

I cant get on the discord rn sad

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

...look up "Wet Girl" on steam.....I call for a crusade

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:...look up "Wet Girl" on steam.....I call for a crusade

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:I cant get on the discord rn sad

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:Lmfao gg Okasian

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:Are we at war again?

i may not be in the region anymore but i can still spank you for spamming

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Israeli Commonwealth

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:...look up "Wet Girl" on steam.....I call for a crusade

Look up "big package".

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Israeli Commonwealth

Israeli Commonwealth wrote:Are we at war again?

yeah about carbonated drinks and what they're called

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Israeli Commonwealth

Jakobly wrote:yeah about carbonated drinks and what they're called

Do you mean SODA?

Caezar, Gagium, Lovelton, Jakobly

The Sentic wrote:Do you mean POP?

Exactly.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

The Sentic wrote:Do you mean SODA?

yes

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

So I know y'all don't care, but as of today Im officially buying a house 🏠 Kind of cool

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, New Gandor, Gagium, Libervalley, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton, Monkaslavia

Also, my official new motto is "Mercy triumphs over judgement." A section of scripture that can be found in the Old Testament in the book of Amos and in the New Testament in the book of James. Any thoughts or perspectives?

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Vens Verbum wrote:So I know y'all don't care, but as of today Im officially buying a house 🏠 Kind of cool

I remember that feeling. Biggest check I ever wrote, drained my savings to practically nil. Fortunately the wife had some savings as well, lol.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

New Waldensia wrote:I remember that feeling. Biggest check I ever wrote, drained my savings to practically nil. Fortunately the wife had some savings as well, lol.

I am just going to build one of those tiny self sufficient houses for under 100k.

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Libervalley wrote:I am just going to build one of those tiny self sufficient houses for under 100k.

Good luck with that

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Eldrado, Lovelton

Vens Verbum wrote:So I know y'all don't care, but as of today Im officially buying a house 🏠 Kind of cool

Nice! Congrats [spoiler]except for your savings[/spoiler]

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Lovelton

Gagium wrote:Good luck with that

Well I'll have the final laugh not having to spend enormous amounts of time and money with upkeep and property taxes.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton

Libervalley wrote:Well I'll have the final laugh not having to spend enormous amounts of time and money with upkeep and property taxes.

But...if you build it, then it'll likely be without basic amenities etc, or at least not efficient ones? You'll still have to pay property tax and upkeep it!

Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado

Lovelton liked your RMB post in Federation of Conservative Nations

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium

Gagium wrote:But...if you build it, then it'll likely be without basic amenities etc, or at least not efficient ones? You'll still have to pay property tax and upkeep it!

No, it will have all the amenities. Just not all the extra space.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

If you are can like Michael Jackson, you have good Great!

Caezar, Gagium, Lovelton

Here comes the orange wave in your notices

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Monkaslavia

I exist

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

My flag is one of the nicer headlines

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Greater Floridaland wrote:My flag is one of the nicer headlines

nice

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Greater Floridaland

Greater Floridaland wrote:My flag is one of the nicer headlines

LOL

Libervalley wrote:I am just going to build one of those tiny self sufficient houses for under 100k.

Just buy an RV.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

New Waldensia wrote:Just buy an RV.

no, buy a 3D-printed house

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

By liking this post you hereby agree that Gagium is the gayest person in all of history

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Jakobly, Gorefield

Lovelton wrote:By liking this post you hereby agree that Gagium is the gayest person in all of history

Nou :shield:

That's cool, I wonder where you came up with that very original post though? :thinking:

Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Viridus, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Jakobly, Draxdonia

Lovelton wrote:By liking this post you hereby agree that Gagium is the gayest person in all of history

FCN Heresy?

Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton

Have an ad you'd like to place in The FCN Times for all of the region to see? Contact Head Journalist Monkaslavia through Discord or telegram about your ad!

Vens Verbum, Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Fcn Archives

Libervalley wrote:I am just going to build one of those tiny self sufficient houses for under 100k.

MINECRAFT home

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Lovelton, Fcn Archives

Eldrado wrote:MINECRAFT home

MEINKRAFT

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton

One of my friends was spam-calling me on discord

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton

Lovelton wrote:By liking this post you hereby agree that Gagium is the gayest person in all of history

And Gagium even liked this

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Monkaslavia, Paleoconservative Citizens

By liking this post, you're even 'gayer' than Ibenta's images.

By not liking this post, you submit that you are indeed a communist revolutionary plotting to destroy conservatism.

:shield:

Creeperopolis, Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Draxdonia

Gagium wrote:By liking this post, you're even 'gayer' than Ibenta's images.

By not liking this post, you submit that you are indeed a communist revolutionary plotting to destroy conservatism.

:shield:

Haha gaygium

Caezar, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton

Gagium wrote:By liking this post, you're even 'gayer' than Ibenta's images.

By not liking this post, you submit that you are indeed a communist revolutionary plotting to destroy conservatism.

:shield:

:unlikes post:

STEALTH 100

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, The Reddington States, Calavaria, Lovelton, Marvinton

Gagium wrote:By liking this post, you're even 'gayer' than Ibenta's images.

By not liking this post, you submit that you are indeed a communist revolutionary plotting to destroy conservatism.

:shield:

But Okasian's images are the apex of heterosexuality, therefore, liking the post doesn't make you a homosexual and as such, I'd rather like the post than be a commie

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Gagium, Ibenta, Lovelton, Marvinton

Gagium wrote:By liking this post, you're even 'gayer' than Ibenta's images.

By not liking this post, you submit that you are indeed a communist revolutionary plotting to destroy conservatism.

:shield:

are u homophobic or something? NS mods right over here

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Marvinton

Creeperopolis wrote:are u homophobic or something? NS mods right over here

Call the mods and they will be gone thot gags

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Marvinton

Gagium wrote:By liking this post, you're even 'gayer' than Ibenta's images.

By not liking this post, you submit that you are indeed a communist revolutionary plotting to destroy conservatism.

:shield:

No u gaygium

Caezar, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton

Just to clear things up, I am a puppet of Barry. I noticed a post in the RMB saying that if you like the post, you will be considered a member of the Anticom Concordat. I decided to make this nation and like the post with this nation to see how the Concordat guy will react.

I am not a real commie, and in fact, be prepared for a lot of anticommie sh*tposting.

Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Marxist Memorial wrote:Just to clear things up, I am a puppet of Barry. I noticed a post in the RMB saying that if you like the post, you will be considered a member of the Anticom Concordat. I decided to make this nation and like the post with this nation to see how the Concordat guy will react.

I am not a real commie, and in fact, be prepared for a lot of anticommie sh*tposting.

Who are the Anticom Concordat? Is it an organization?

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Liberated American Provinces wrote:Haha gaygium

Marvinton wrote:No u gaygium

>Be me

>Do 3 hours of mulching and backbreaking yard work

>Tired as hell, log onto nationstates and check RMB

"Gaygium"

Honestly grow up, where do you come up with this stuff?

Creeperopolis wrote:are u homophobic or something? NS mods right over here

Weird double standard but ok, you don't tell anyone else that

Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Calavaria, Libernovusamericae, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:>Be me

>Do 3 hours of mulching and backbreaking yard work

>Tired as hell, log onto nationstates and check RMB

"Gaygium"

Honestly grow up, where do you come up with this stuff?Weird double standard but ok, you don't tell anyone else that

:reverse:

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Creeperopolis wrote::reverse:

Oh

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:>Be me

>Do 3 hours of mulching and backbreaking yard work

>Tired as hell, log onto nationstates and check RMB

"Gaygium"

When my yard be concrete slab smh

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

SHAKING MY HEAD SMH. yes

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

The Legion Of Mankind wrote:SHAKING MY HEAD SMH. yes

first time I used something like that smh

Caezar, Gagium, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:>Be me

>Do 3 hours of mulching and backbreaking yard work

>Tired as hell, log onto nationstates and check RMB

"Gaygium"

Honestly grow up, where do you come up with this stuff?Weird double standard but ok, you don't tell anyone else that

GAYGIUM

Caezar, Gagium, Calavaria, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Eldrado wrote:first time I used something like that smh

Smh? Good. Smh.

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

The Legion Of Mankind wrote:GAYGIUM

Get disowned, foreigner. :triumph:

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:Get disowned, foreigner. :triumph:

No u :shield:

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

fcn drinking game: take a shot every time Gagium or New Waldensia are appointed a cabinet position

The Rouge Christmas State, Creeperopolis, Caezar, Furbish Islands, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Doge Republics wrote:fcn drinking game: take a shot every time Gagium or New Waldensia are appointed a cabinet position

oh no.... please no

The Rouge Christmas State, Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Calavaria, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:>Be me

>Do 3 hours of mulching and backbreaking yard work

>Tired as hell, log onto nationstates and check RMB

"Gaygium"

Honestly grow up, where do you come up with this stuff?

I'm sorry dad. You just don't understand. Calling people "gay" is really funny and original.

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Doge Republics wrote:fcn drinking game: take a shot every time Gagium or New Waldensia are appointed a cabinet position

So... 0 shots will be taken for at least 2 and a half more months

Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Lovelton LIKE! ORANGE FLOOD INCOMING

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Doge Republics wrote:fcn drinking game: take a shot every time Gagium or New Waldensia are appointed a cabinet position

LOL

Viridus wrote:So... 0 shots will be taken for at least 2 and a half more months

^

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:>Be me

>Do 3 hours of mulching and backbreaking yard work

>Tired as hell, log onto nationstates and check RMB

"Gaygium"

Honestly grow up, where do you come up with this stuff?

this deserves to be on r/whoosh

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Jakobly wrote:this deserves to be on r/whoosh

Was there a hidden joke in ‘gaygium’ or something? It’s not funny nor original :thinking:

Caezar, Furbish Islands, Viridus, Calavaria, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Post by Furbish Islands suppressed by a moderator.

Furbish Islands wrote:If Gagium likes this post his name will officially become Gaygium :shield:

.....But it hasn’t?

Super funny and original though lmfao xd

Caezar, Viridus, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Jakobly

Post by Gaygium suppressed by a moderator.

Gaygium wrote:Hello there

who did this

Caezar, New Waldensia, Gagium, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Jakobly

Jakobly wrote:who did this

It was only a matter of time, I suppose. :facepalm:

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Jakobly, New Jakobly

Gaygium is liking a ton of our posts

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Jakobly

Wait, it said Gaygium liked my post on notices, did Gagium change his name?

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Jakobly

Jakobly wrote:who did this

You did. Warned for creating a troll impersonation puppet.

The Rouge Christmas State, Creeperopolis, Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Furbish Islands, Washingtonian Republic, Viridus, New Gandor, Gagium, Rivine, Pinochet Executionists, Calavaria, Libernovusamericae, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Bamgo, Eire-Alba, Monkaslavia, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Jakobly, New Fcn Algerstonia, Gorefield, Aidan Land, The Sentic, New Jakobly

Nationstates Moderators wrote:You did. Warned for creating a troll impersonation puppet.

lol- YOU GOT IN TROUBLLEE

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Rivine, Calavaria, Libernovusamericae, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Jakobly, New Jakobly

Jakobly wrote:Gaygium is liking a ton of our posts

The Sentic wrote:lol- YOU GOT IN TROUBLLEE

Nationstates Moderators wrote:You did. Warned for creating a troll impersonation puppet.

Ouch.

Creeperopolis, Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Jakobly

"The right to secret puppets shall not be infringed!"

- TCT, notorious for using secret puppets.

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Calavaria, Eldrado, Lovelton, Eire-Alba, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Jakobly

Jakobly wrote:who did this

Nationstates Moderators wrote:You did. Warned for creating a troll impersonation puppet.

You just got pranked epic style by the mods

Creeperopolis, Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Rivine, Calavaria, Eldrado, The Legion Of Mankind, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, Marvinton, Eire-Alba, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Fcn Algerstonia, The Sentic, New Jakobly

Libernovusamericae wrote:Who are the Anticom Concordat? Is it an organization?

The Anti-Communist Concordat is an anti-commie NS group headed by The Augusto Pinochet Vengeance Force.

Caezar, Gagium, Calavaria, Libernovusamericae, Dragons Of Power, Lovelton, New Jakobly

I thought the mods warn via telegram for gameside violations. At least, that's what normally happens.

Caezar, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Lovelton, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Fcn Algerstonia, New Jakobly

What the hell just happened?

Caezar, Viridus, Libernovusamericae, Eldrado, Eire-Alba, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Jakobly

Lovelton wrote:What the hell just happened?

Someone thought it would be funny to create a nation that mocks Gagium's name. It got deleted. Apparently, it might have like-spammed too.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Lovelton, Marvinton, Eire-Alba, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Fcn Algerstonia, New Jakobly

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