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Region: Federation of Conservative Nations
Well not you, it's my policy platform XD
Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
yes
Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock
Remember to vote me for president for Marriage and Waifus!
We will grant everyone a free waifu pass, allowing each user to select their own waifu!
We will institute marriages between members of the region!
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
I guess it would be better to institute marriages between leaders of members of the region, but oki
Gagium, Eldrado, Aglonia, The Sladerstan
Great idea!
This idea actually comes from my time as the Secretary of Interior, when a law was in the works to allow In-Character marriages between members of the Region
Gagium
Neat! I will be glad to see this being worked on again!
Gagium
And then it got voted down
Viridus
But it will rise againnnnnnnnnn
XD
Gagium
I see you still really like saying 'XD'
Viridus, The Sladerstan
what the hecc is happening
Gagium
Well I'm gonna run for president once I am officially a citizen.
Viridus, Gagium, Trenado
What are some things, actually, that people would like to see in this region?
Gagium, The Cot Corporation
Whatever the gagium mafia has to offer :sunglasses:
Gagium, Fortlock, The Sladerstan
Uhhh
1. As we talked before, in-character marriages (roleplayed)
2. Interregional treaties between specific members of the region (will have to be dispatched or roleplayed)
3. More contests and competitions (such as the Writing Contest)
4. Game competitions and listening parties on the Discord server (if we don't have the last yet)
I may think of some more, but that's all that's coming into my mind right now :shrugs:
Gagium, The Sladerstan
LMAOO
Gagium
....Literature.
Yeah I can make that one work!
Gagium
I like to specify things :shrugs:
Gagium
I have added your 3rd point and 4th point.
There is nothing stopping treaties between specific members and in the regional roleplay we do offer that
Gagium
Fluvannia as president ofc
New Waldensia, Viridus, Fluvannia, Mietkael
...Did I say there is something stopping it? Also, they can be outside the roleplay
Gagium
Gagium, no stop it.
His leadership of the Conservative Party brought us to one of the lowest times in our region, with the departure of many members, the weakening of his party and a state of emergency putting the region under temporary authoritarian rule.
Gagium
Which allowed me to become President! I see this as an absolute win!
New Waldensia, The Sladerstan
I really don't know who to support
Gagium
Here, sign this:
treaty of imprison fortlock
1. fortlock will be jailed
2. aglonia and sladerstan and cot will be jailed. anime is gay.
Viridus, The Sladerstan
Huge oof
Viridus, Gagium
no
Gagium
Don't make me use the good old proposal...
XD jk Gagium, as I said countless times, you're our God
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Oh yeah? Well, I resign from being your god
Viridus, Fluvannia
I only like 2 animes, okay?
Gagium, The Sladerstan
And the one I know you like is a quality anime
Gagium, The Sladerstan
What anime does he like?
Gagium, The Sladerstan
I watch one anime, guess it.
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Gagium, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
Highschool DxD
Gagium, The Sladerstan
No
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Naw.
Boku no Pico
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
You actually can not resign from your status of "FCN's God" XD
Gagium, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
bet
Fortlock, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
Gods are immortal, Gagium. You will always be this region's god. You will protecc it at no cost, and for proteccing the region you will be praised forever across all the Nation World. I feel it with the Force, as tens of thousands of nations spoke in only one voice "GAGIUM FOR WA-*gets snapped*"
Gagium, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
I didn't know you were an anime character!
WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND?
I don't watch anime anymore. But I did like Mirai Nikki.
Gagium, The Cot Corporation, Aglonia
Post by The Neo Austro Hungarian3 Empire suppressed by Gagium.
Pp
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Gagium, Dragons Of Power
The most unnuanced nuance there ever was
Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock, Trenado, The Sladerstan
Indeed
Viridus, Gagium, The Cot Corporation
Post by The Cot Corporation suppressed by Gagium.
69
Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan
Wha-
Viridus, Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan
funny reddit sex number!!! lol!
Gagium, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
HAHA BIG FUNY THAT IS WHY I LAF
Viridus, Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan
Snitch-nine
Gagium
Post self-deleted by Fortlock.
It is very disheartening to realise that Gagiums fantastic Presidency is blemished by a rise in hentai loving weirdos.
He could increase activity, boost the RP, make us all feel welcome...but he couldn't protect us from the weaboos.
New Waldensia, Gagium, Fluvannia, The Sladerstan
I do not love hentai
Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova
GAGIUM 2020- I did not have sexual relations with that WEEABOO, The Sladerstan. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
I'm not a weeb ;-;
I legitimately have not watched anime since early 2018
Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova
hm
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
What is the anime
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Yes
Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado
Listen here old man.
There is nothing wrong with these kinds of people.
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
*Jesus stares indignantly from the corner of the room*
Gagium, Fluvannia, Eldrado
There is something wrong with people that excessively hate on anime and the people that watch anime for no reason, though
Gagium, Eldrado, Aglonia, The Sladerstan
Gamers, rise up!
Atrides, Viridus, Gagium
Nah
Mietkael
...Please don't bring my sins to my conscience
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Our gamer nation is prepared for orbital bombardment upon anti-gamers any time.
Spartan Battlesuits and Neko Assassins ready after I finish the Giant Death Robot in 3 turns for it.
Gagium
Execute Order 66.
Gagium, The Sladerstan
That's what the CEO Nekos want you to think, they are hiding it from you, they have sophisticated connections made in a joint venture with a hawkish nation that we are investigating but when we knew we will sure tell you just trust us my good ally!
Children? Since when having more than 5 months old is childhood? Other cultures are so strange. Disgusting. Really.
Gagium, The Sladerstan
LOL
Gagium, The Cot Corporation
Me everyday when I realize I'm not baptized
You are fit for Military service in The Sladerstan when you are 17 years old, but conscription starts at age 21, and ends when you're 24.
Why would you send a 5 month old to war? Our soldiers can ABSOLUTELY decimate a bunch of children, but they'd prefer not to.
Viridus, Gagium
Slanderstan!
Be baptized!
I know where you can get the properly authorized baptism!
Gagium, The Sladerstan
It's in Aggy's white van.
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Where
also you said Slanderstan, Anglonia
Gagium
Dang it. It must have auto-corrected, I made a point to delete that n
The Latter-day Saint Church
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Hardly.
- Said low times essentially began with a presidential election that saw the Conservatives lose power, only to regain it when the incumbent Speaker and President both resigned their positions after their roles in a political espionage scandal.
- Of the four party members who left, the first three were Aglonia himself and the two people with whom he had the most friction in the party anyway (often mocking him for his views), so you would think he would view their departure as a positive.
- At no point in time do I recall our region being under authoritarian rule -- the aforementioned presidential resignation saw a transfer of power to the VP, as expected, and later that same VP-turned-President resigned his position under the new snap election procedure and departed the region (become the fourth of the aforementioned Conservative Party members to leave). Gagium won said snap election and we have been under his administration since. Hardly authoritarian, it sounds like the system is functioning as intended, albeit turbulently.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Mietkael, Logon, The Sladerstan
I knew you were gonna say that!
But oh well. To me, Lutherans would do the best baptisms, mainly because of our high view of it. And also, I'm not a Mormon.
Gagium, Aglonia
All energy to planet deflector shields, quantum torpedoes prepared. Disruptors engaged.
Star Trek here, don't f*** with us.
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Our conscription begun with 7 years old, before them they hunt dinosaurs made on vats to kill them.
And they are not children, after 5 months they are adults and study philosophy getting their first job as computer engineer on the IT industry or arms manufacturing.
Gagium, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
I'm suspecting your planet's 5 months are equivalent to my planet's 20 years
Gagium
Uhhh...begun, the clone wars have? 🤔
Viridus, Fluvannia, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
Just found out on my planet, someone who is 20 years old is actually 13 on earth.
K
Gagium, The Cot Corporation
It gets worse
There are 18 hours in a Sladerstanian day, making a year 90,000 hours. 90,000 hours translated to 20 Sladerstanian years makes 20 year olds on Sladerstan actually 10.
Gagium
Ew
Atrides, Gagium, Mietkael, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
So to fix this, we only count a year everyday 2 orbits.
Gagium
cienda is a relitevely large island hidden in the bermuda triangle.
Gagium
To enlist in our small Nattional defense force, you must be 15 "14 with parental consent". We rely on other allies to supply us with weapons, at least untill we can start making our own.
Gagium
im new here du u know how i can get ivlolved in pollitics
Gagium
Breathe, now. All of the lot of you.
Gagium
BREAKING NEWS: ANTI LIBERAL FORCES ATTACK CAPITOL, CAUSING SECOND CIENDAN CICIL WAR.
Gagium
Joining the Discord is probably a solid start. Welcome!
Gagium, Fortlock
To engage in military activity in Fortlock, you must be at least 10 "8 with parental consent". You are taught basic and pre-intermediate battle tatics and weapons/machine trainment, as well as basic and pre-intermediate self-defense, then when you get to 13 you are given intermediate and advanced, then 16 expert, in order for when you get to 18 you are a fully-prepared soldier (of course, you can still gain more experience and learn more throught gaining ranks, but still XD). At the age of 14 you can get a job and at 19 you can be your company division's manager and at 22 you can be your company's CEO. The minimum age to become Third Lieutenant is 21, Second Lieutenant is 24 and First Lieutenant is 29. Captain is 31, Major is 33, Lieutenant-Colonel is 36, Colonel is 40 and General is 45.
Gagium
Post self-deleted by Fortlock.
Welcome Midwestern States Of America :)
Viridus, Fluvannia
Why do you have minimum ages for officer ranks?
Viridus, Fortlock, The Cot Corporation, Syracusis Nova
For things to be...organized XD
Gagium
Ah, I get you..organization is fun
Yep. All this to the safety and stability of our nation, and for us to conquer all the solar system, and beyond! XD
Gagium, Eldrado
I dare you to make a post that doesn't end in "XD"
Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Mietkael, Syracusis Nova
I felt that. :(
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova
Ok, I'll try my best not to say this expression anymore, much more not to end a sentence with it
Gagium, Eldrado, The Cot Corporation, Syracusis Nova
WaNt SoMe LiBaRlIsM?1/?
Gagium, Syracusis Nova
Anytime I leave for maybe 12 hours this is what I come back to
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia
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