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Region: Federation of Conservative Nations
Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1343330
If you're looking for a campaign platform that doesn't involve Student Councils, you may want to give the above a read.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Mietkael, The Cot Corporation, Logon
Fluvannia for President!
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Logon, Syracusis Nova
What's that flag supposed to be? If you're running on a campaign of changing our flag, then I'm not sure if you've got my vote
EDIT: But you otherwise 100% do though, awesome dispatch
Viridus, Fluvannia, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
Oh no, I just temporarily changed my own flag to a campaign version by adopting the FCN color scheme. The FCN flag is fine how it is IMO.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Logon, Syracusis Nova
Good, good
Viridus, Fluvannia, Syracusis Nova
Good...
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Syracusis Nova
Is voting open and how do i vote?
Gagium, Fluvannia
The presidential election isn't until next Monday, the 13th. The election is conducted via a poll on the RMB; as long as you have been here at least a week you are eligible to vote.
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Mietkael, The Cot Corporation, Logon
I don't think you know what a RMB is
Viridus, Dragons Of Power
I'm using "RMB" here as shorthand for the region's main page, sue me
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Mietkael, The Cot Corporation, Logon
I'm filing a court case against you!
Viridus, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Cot Corporation
Oh sweet, child soldiers!
Viridus, Gagium
Flu works for you!
New Waldensia, Gagium
There is a thing that you don't understand.
As all Atridesians are made on vats they born with the equivalent of a 16 year old ordinary human and age slower due fo genetic enhancements. As the radiation made Atrides sterile we needed to use technology to reproduce and as we nees to expand our empire we augmented all man and woman to be supersoldiers having supercognition.
Our society is architected since the beginning, every single citizen is a soldier, a philosopher, a scientist, a poet and a Catholic.
Yea we know that this violate a lot of catholic teachings we recognize our sins, but we created a functional society.
No sex, no treasons, no sadness, no crime, only a lot of corruption amongst the elected people (The aristocracy prevent them from abusing powers) we may be rude and weird, maybe even arrogant. But our society works, we are developed, made a technology comparison... we are the top... look at intelligence... look how much developed we are... our soldiers are the best ones, we have the best hackers, we have AI citizens, we have a religious people that hate vice, we have best scientists, musician and poet, we have best HDI and we have industriao manufacturing.
No freedom? We have order and we are a democracy, our people choose that way, no conditioned, only the best education, we are proud of what we are and we defend our way of life as truly superior than most other nations, we close our borders but we explore out there, just to know why we must not allow our culture from being contaminated by others.
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Gagium
Guys. I'mma take a break for a while.
I'm gonna need to add more focus on my schoolwork.
Please don't unendorse me.
Atrides, Viridus, Gagium
Supernova cannons are always ready, explode the sun and the enemy is over. Or if they create another large star and stand the heat wave of energy burning the entire system (being far from their sun or having a VERY powerful deflector shield), well at least they will have a delay, and to us conventions of war are null and void, we purged Brasilistanian colonized planets and colonized the planet with vat created people adapted to their planets.
Ironically I'm Brazilian IRL.
Gagium, Fortlock
NS Stats boi. The Fortlocker goverment is doing and will continue to do everything possible and impossible to be at the same level of your "StAr eMpIrE" in three years max, and to pass it in six years max
Declur wor on meh (jk, don't do it)
Atrides, Gagium
Not sure that's a tagline I'd like to go with given current events...
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Logon
What the hecc did you say?!
Gagium
On Stellaris we are considered a BLOOD COURT.
Gagium, Fortlock
Atrides good to know you're Brazilian, good to know...
Atrides, Gagium
Creepy
Gagium
And the commie drops out 😎.
Trump 2020 my dudes!
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
TRUMP 2020
PENCE 2024
PENCE 2028
XD
Atrides, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Alt-Libertarian Columbia, The Sladerstan
Ah yes, a fellow Aristocratic government
Atrides, Gagium, Fortlock
I've been looking forward Fortlock being...well...at least a bit more aristocratic. I hate the amount of freedom people have in my country. It's SO big. Not saying freedom isn't important and essential, but much freedom is also harmful XD
Gagium, The Sladerstan
RPers will know I'm familiar with them! Long live the blondes!
Gagium, Logon, The Sladerstan
I created a System I call the Antejan Aristocracy, because I first used it in my nation Anteja. You can find the Political Ideology Factbook if you click on Anteja's dispatches. It has changed slightly, but the things remain.
I think Paleoconservative Citizens has a Factbook aswell (Understanding the Government factbook) I recommend reading that Factbook to understand my Government
Notice Len Ryenshar is a leader of Anteja, but I also made him leader of The Sladerstan.
Gagium, Fortlock
XD 20100
Gagium, Fortlock, The Sladerstan
THIS RMB IS NOW UNDER MANDATORY QUARANTINE.
REASON: IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF CRINGE HAVE BEEN POSTED.
ANYONE CAUGHT VIOLATING QUARANTINE WILL BE EXECUTED.
Viridus, Fortlock, The Sladerstan
Am I cringe? I just posted about my aristocracy
Gagium, Fortlock
Yeah! Even if Atrides has the best army in the Universe, Fortlock has the best army in our solar system, meaning that any nation on this region except for Atrides can be easily beaten by us XD
Gagium, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
Me too :pensive:
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Oh yes I forgot you're most powerful 👀
Have mercy, we Sladerstanians allowed you to settle here
Gagium, Fortlock
You both violated quarantine so yes.
Viridus, Fortlock, The Sladerstan
No u
Gagium, The Sladerstan
MY NATION HAS STRONGER DEFENSE FORCES YES!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_sladerstan/detail=trend/censusid=46?add_nation2=0&add_region2=0&entity_name=Fortlock
don't worry though we come in peace and will protect all inhabitants of our planet
Gagium
Heh, Fortlock was one of the pioneers of this region. We are here since 1930, to be honest, less than that. Official records show that Fortlock first entered the almighty Federation in 1880, so we have, even with our many leaves, like...120 years of FCN!
Get recct
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Heh, you may come in peace, but it's still better for you not to attack our nation, unless you want to see what real defense forces are XD
Although, we also come in peace, lmao
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Anyone on our planet is an ally. All enemies are destroyed in orbit.
Gagium, Fortlock
Me!?
Gagium, Fortlock
Fortlock is not an ally of any nation if the current Chancellor and current Minister of International Affairs do not approve. Although you are my ally, the only one nation in the Federation and in the galactic sector that Fortlock will never move soldiers against is Trenado, because the two nations have a very long-standing cooperation and friendship history. But don't worry, Fortlock does not move soldiers against anyone unless they are a threat to the nation or to it's current region :wink:
Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan
COT fires several death stars at Fortlock
Gagium, Fortlock, The Sladerstan
Impossible. You don't have the money and the people amount to even produce "several" Death Stars.
Jk, jk, I know you aren't a NS Stats boi. But still, even a Death Star is stoppable by Fortlock. Hell, if what Atrides told us about his nation is true, their main planet may be able to hold a Starkiller Base shot. Fortlock did not reach that level (yet), but working ceaselessy to achieve it XD
Atrides, Gagium, The Sladerstan
You cant use Beef stew as a password. Its not Stroganoff
Gagium, The Sladerstan
I am officially announcing my campaign for President.
I wanted to run because it appears that Fluvannia is going to be running uncontested and that should be something that worries us all. Fluvannia was the past chairperson of the Conservative Party, the most active and most partisan party within this region. I was a member of the Conservatives previously. While being a member of the party I was exposed to extreme amounts of partisanship from many members. This ranged from expressions of groupthink to suggestions of rigging Senate votes. The most controversial of these suggestions came from Fluvannia himself. The suggestion, because of a vote that didn't go the Conservative Parties way, that all Conservative Party members in the Senate and cabinet should cease to fulfill their Consitutiutional duties.
Do we want this man, who will propose members of his party stop fulfilling their duties under the Constitution when he doesn't get his way, to be our President? I feel it would be a blight upon the region to allow this to happen. Yet no one else has stood up to Fluvannia, so I will take the responsibility myself. This is a campaign for all members of this region who are against partisanship, who are against corruption and who are against a continued Conservative Party rule.
I promise that if I win, I will diversify the cabinet with the best this region has to offer. Parties will not matter, as I have no party in this race! In fact, if the positions and skillsets allow it, I want every party to have a say in this next Government.
Let's end the reign of the Establishment!
Let's support a brighter future for the Federation!
I humbly ask you for your vote in these times.
Thank you.
(ACTUAL Policy Platform will be out by Tomorrow)
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
You should base your campaign more on your own policies rather than pandering to anti-CP fearmongering
Viridus, Fluvannia, The Legion Of Mankind, Mietkael, Logon, The Sladerstan
Thank you for your concern on this. A platform on my positions will be released tomorrow, I would like to make a statement detailing the basics of my platform once I have made it. Thank you though!
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Oh look another "anti-establishment" candidate with no substance wooo!
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Logon, The Sladerstan
No no, that worked perfectly for Rhiney
Gagium, Mietkael, Logon, The Sladerstan
Yes, the man who believes in poll taxes, literacy tests, and other Jim Crow methods of voter surpression is going to criticize a man who has served several terms as Chief Justice with a laudable record of public service and dedication to the region.
You left the region because you couldn't take the idea of people rebuking your pointless and senseless ideas, only to come back to run for President. Fluvannia never did.
You have gone on angry and borderline racist rants on several occasions yet claim that Fluvannia's ONE rant made in anger (and was quickly retracted, a point you fail to mention) is enough to disqualify him.
You claim Fluvannia will be a partisan President despite his long and amicable friendships and cooperation with members of other parties while your entire campaign announcement centers around "CP bad".
You can have a CP hate-fest all you want, but Fluvannia took the time to write a policy platform while you are putting it off until AFTER you announce.
One man here is fit to be President, and it is not you.
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Mietkael
NPP 2.0!?!?
Viridus, Gagium, Mietkael
I will be happy to answer to any concerns about my campaign. Unfortunately I am about to eat with my family and so I will get back to you later this evening.
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Ill have to write a campaign dispatch soon
New Waldensia, Gagium, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Ah yes, election season
New Waldensia, Viridus, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, Logon, The Sladerstan
I live in a swing state, so I know how bad all the ads can get, but writing that was kind of fun.
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Syracusis Nova
which state?
Gagium, Logon
It's a shame the NPP used their campaigning strategy to literally elect a child into office, otherwise they wouldn't have been seen as such a menace :p
Viridus, Fluvannia, Logon, Syracusis Nova
The NPP should've just been absorbed by a major party lmao
Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova
NC
Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova
At last -- a worthy opponent!
Our (actually pretty civil) campaign will be legendary!
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Mietkael, Logon, The Sladerstan
The problem with that is that none of us wanted them
Gagium, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, Mietkael, Logon, The Sladerstan
NPP sounds like an STD that causes your pp to disintegrate, so I can see why
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Logon
I thought you were a christian
Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Oh wait you are running?
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
I am
Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Gagium, The Sladerstan
Viridus, Gagium
Then why are you talking about stds that makes the penis disintegrate
Viridus, Fluvannia, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
Because I'm a damn 16 year old boy
Give me a few years to mature
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Logon, Syracusis Nova
tHAt'S No ExcUSe, So Am I
Viridus, Dragons Of Power, Logon, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
*sad Lutheran noises*
Viridus, Gagium, Logon
Bruh. Had I known you were actually going to run, I wouldn't have ran with a serious campaign.
O didn't really wanna be just the opposition candidate.
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Viridus, Gagium, Logon
Drop out then
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Naw. I'm already running. I'll just shift focus and have a little fun.
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Vote Viridus and Monika is officially yours
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Bruh.
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Hitting a man at his weakness -- that's low.
...even if that weakness is, inexplicably, 2D thighs.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
I want to make a joke but Gagium is watching 👀
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Cot Corporation, Aglonia
A weakness is a weakness my man
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan
Dewitt
Viridus, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Nah I forgot it
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Citizens polled. Media probed. Headlines gathered.
The Talking Point
There are no bananas today in The Sladerstan.
Well this is rather... unfortunate.
You installed a new national policy: Autarky.
Seconds ago
This is..
sort of unfortunate
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Yeah I just realized that, I cant believe I forgot to do that
Viridus, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1343527
Right Values Test. Take it now! Also, I like how I am classified as a Constitutional Monarch, as The Sladerstan is a Constitutional Aristocracy
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Syracusis Nova
They must be deleting our likes, it's disappointing tbh
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
I finally liked all the posts from during this
New Waldensia, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
I was wondering why I got notifications from you liking my posts.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
Imagine not posting and all of a sudden Gagium liked your post
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Syracusis Nova
I know right?
Weird.
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Kelsie has ptsd from them too . She is a sad mentally crazy person and I can t forgive myself for not doing a good joh trying to help her
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Pentecostals make me feel... uncomfortable.
Especially when they yell zuhbibleezuhboblee or something during their preaching
Confederate Farmers, New Waldensia, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Syracusis Nova
Hold up
Since where is there anything about Bananas being important in my nation, anywhere? How do they know how much Bananas mean to me? I understand that it's not specific to my nation, but it's almost like the consequences are something my nation couldn't live with
Dragons Of Power
Liberated American Provinces, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Syracusis Nova
The Sladerstan: My goals are beyond your understanding
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
The Sladerstan: Now this is an avengers level threat
Gagium
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