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Region: Federation of Conservative Nations
Don't make me write 30 more words that sound like slurs but arnt
Gagium
A small price to pay for getting to RMB page 1776 faster, dont complain once the all-seeing mods show up tho.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Aeternitatia
Ohh well in the right context you can say any word
My personal fwrvite is the former French colony of Niger
Gagium
Animism: That pig, what does it mean?
Buddhism: Guy sits under a tree until he forgets everything
Hinduism: Gods are in every DLC Patch, 330 Million of them
Judaism: Holy Guy dies when T-Posing, when is he coming back?
Christianity: Holy Guy dies when T-Posing and comes back to life
Catholicism: T-Posing Holy Guy would like your money
Protestantism: T-Posing Holy Guy loves even the poor
Orthodox: T-Posing Holy Guy likes Greek over Latin
Islam: Guy starts a fight with some zealots and gets exiled
Sunni: This dude was supposed to take over, Muhammad said so.
Shia: No, that dude was supposed to take over, Muhammad said so more.
Scientology: Guy escapes evil demon planet with spaceship
Atheism: "Y'all are stupid." -Guzma
This is supposed to be comedic, pls don't argue over this.
Liberated American Provinces, Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Gagium, Aeternitatia, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
You forgot the best religion
Flats earthism
Confederate Farmers, Gagium, Aeternitatia, The Sladerstan
Flat Earthers: Despite me being proven wrong by a guy from 2,000 years ago with 2 sticks and some brains, we will still clown around the place!
Liberated American Provinces, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Aeternitatia, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Good job
Amazing!
We can make a religion out of this
Confederate Farmers, Gagium, Aeternitatia, The Sladerstan
You can't say that.
We need to be politically correct!
To please everyhuperchild's hagenitals!
Confederate Farmers, Gagium
Ok then. We can make a moral polshpiy out of this
Gagium, The Sladerstan
*" Challenge Accepted Mate
You want 1 thousand dollars from Nigerian Prince Online? "*
Get corrected on
Gagium
well if we are going there without humor the new society moral is homosexuality or accepting it. but on humor. honestly, the boondocks show isn't that funny I have only seen clips of the boondocks. I like everybody hates Chrismore
https://youtu.be/VvB3h5E9vF8
were Voting for him because he's black! https://youtu.be/Go4rnTctXUM
Gagium
Lutheranism: Angry German man says T-posing Holy Guy only requires faith
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Gagium, Aeternitatia, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, Gladesville
I do.
Viridus, The Sladerstan
Okeh, plees sent 2oo moneys to me ofshor benk akownt, en thi nijeren prens wil get to yu
Viridus, Gagium
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_sladerstan/detail=trend/censusid=77?add_nation2=0&add_region2=0&entity_name=Gagium
Why your crime rate so high
Confederate Farmers, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
Epic anarchist moment
Confederate Farmers, Gagium, The Sladerstan
with beer
Viridus, Gagium, Aeternitatia, The Sladerstan
You have quite the nice ranking on Basket Production.
Confederate Farmers, Gagium
YeYeEt
Dooo u
wnatcda A 100010 dollers in trinnnaryyy??>?
Gagium, The Sladerstan
OwO
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Post by Saturn 51 Xt suppressed by San Carlos Islands.
Epstein did'nt kill himself.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
Looks at your nation
Uh...you having fun moving into every region you find?
New Waldensia, Viridus, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
UwU
Viridus, Gagium
Tho based, what you're doing is technically spam. I kindly ask you to cease.
Gagium, Fluvannia, Pizo Cas, The Sladerstan
This ^^^
#roadto1776
Furbish Islands, Gagium
IS greatness
Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Agreed.
Gagium
That is true
Dragons Of Power
Yep, it could've been you tho as the first message in page 1000, but you deleted it for some reason :thonking:
Gagium
Filipino History:
In 1770, Simón de Anda y Salazar was appointed Governor-General of the Colony for the next 6 years.
Gagium
Six more pages boys come on
Viridus, Gagium
Cuban history 1770: Seven years ago the British ceded Cuba to Spain in the Treaty of Paris after suffering casualties from fever
Gagium, Mietkael
guys no
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Knat
I don't remember Britain ceding Cuba to Spain seven years ago though..Weird
Washingtonian Republic, Viridus, Knat
6 more pages
Gagium, Dragons Of Power
1770:
February 1 Thomas Jefferson's home at Shadwell, Virginia is destroyed by fire, along with most of his books. RIP
February 22 Christopher Seider, an 11-year-old boy in Boston at the British Province of Massachusetts Bay, is shot and killed by a colonial official, Ebenezer Richardson. The funeral sets off anti-British protests that lead to the massacre days later. RIP
March 5 Boston Massacre: Eleven American men are shot (five fatally) by British troops, in an event that helps start the American Revolutionary War five years later. RIPx11 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸
August 1 birth of William Clark, American explorer, Governor of Missouri Territory, and Superintendent of Indian Affairs (d. 1838)
#roadto1776
Washingtonian Republic, Viridus, Gagium, Holy Roman Empires2
Me: I'm liking being on quarantine, I'm finally without any social pressure upon me all day and night, reading books, studying things and everything more clean, I'm even playing more games.
Intolerant atheist friend: This is disgusting, but well, I can't expect logic from religious people.
Me: What this have to do with religion? This is a non sequitur, who is flawing with logic is you.
She since became atheist years ago became intolerant, even more arrogant sort of people, there is some sort of intellectual fashion that "being atheist = being more intelligent, being superior, being more logic" and even got a "holier than thou" because of crap people did because of any religion, as if there is not other excuse to kill other people like ideologies, philosophies or even profit.
She was arrogant since years ago when I meet her, but not SO arrogant, she is so confident on her intellectual superiority just because she don't believe in any sort of deity that when one day I asked her for a definition of reason she give the same answer of Wikipedia, I checked, it was the same text, copy and paste.
I have law degree and a philosophy degree, I read a lot of philosophers and I lived among an atheist majority on the second one, well, some of them don't believe in God but believe in astrology, that's weird, really. In the beginning I pretended being an atheist, after agnostic, after just theistic and after this Catholic.
No one of them cared, in fact they despite don't believing admired for don't being an Inquisitor. And I saw them burning a Bible to cook a meal.
Other atheist friend have a similar behavior, he is anti-religious, communist but see me as "the intellectual challenge", and in fact I consider him to me the "mirror" version of me with the same intelligence too.
So please atheist people, there is no problem being an unbeliever, I will not burn you, and we can even drink a beer (after the quarantine), just don't think you became entitled to be considered a superior human being because of this. Most of the atheist are not this way, I know, but the minority is a considerable number. These jerk atheists just put all atheist under one stereotype, they are the responsible for a lot of religious people thinking of them as arrogant people (ironically this happens to a good part of religious people too, well even if this is a reaction it still being a jerk).
If she came with "your religion or our friendship?", I already know my choice... turn against her the crap she is throwing at me but in a direct way:
"I ask to you, "YOU PREJUDICE OR OUR FRIENDSHIP?".
That's all.
Viridus, Gagium, Holy Roman Empires2, Carilina
I don't forced anyone... want to do sex like crazy? Get fun! Atrides is not something I would really do IRL, despite yes I would like if everybody consent. And I don't have problem with sports, I like Muay Thai and hunting. I have a girlfriend and in fact I DO sex with her IRL, but I do because she wants it and, well, why not to please the woman I love, and yes I'm breaking the no sex until marriage rules but Brazil is basically the world bordello, everybody want to do sex every single day (or more), we are the most sexual people on planet (ok ok, the second most sexual, losing only to the Greeks), and everybody who wants to just read a book is just put as nerdy crap.
My people hate to read and have prejudice by watching people reading anything but social media posts and memes, a people who have prejudice against people that read but worship f**king have a serious problem, we are not supposed to be damn bonobos.
There is no condoms on our pharmacy anymore, even the free condoms of low quality from our health system is over, what my people think to do with all this free time on this pandemics? Of course f**king. I don't think people who really likes it must stop thinking and doing it, I really don't.
The problem is that people here think ONLY about this, it is making people dumb, really, we have a problem having an over-sexual culture. We are the country of Carnival that have prejudice against readers and people who speaks the language correctly and love for people who cares about doing sex only in life worshiping genitals.
Understand me now brother? We really have a problem.
Gagium
Nah, you're a virgin. Don't lie
Liberated American Provinces, Washingtonian Republic, Gagium
So are you
Viridus, The Legion Of Mankind
Yeah... But, eh... I'm not lying about it like him.
Liberated American Provinces, Washingtonian Republic, Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, The Legion Of Mankind
Let's admit it, we all like being at home, watching tv all day. The only difference from our regular lifes, is that now we can do it all day.
Cheers!
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Weird flex but okay
Atrides, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Holy Roman Empires2
I'm not.
🤪👨👩👧👦
Liberated American Provinces, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
:(
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
But on the upside, I guess we got Monticello?
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia
As someone who grew up 15-20 minutes from each houses (or their former locations...) and loves him some Jeffersonian architecture, I won't complain any.
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
Yes... and suffer from crippling anxiety because youre not getting any work done and you just keep putting it off to the next day :sadcowboydabs:
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Holy Roman Empires2
I've gotten a lot of time to work on my HOI4 mod, which is cool and something I wouldn't have done without this damn pandemic
You're not a gamer either though
Viridus, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, Holy Roman Empires2
*Click*
This is going in my FCN cringe compilation.
Liberated American Provinces, New Waldensia, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=confederate_farmers/detail=factbook/id=1274720
I like slavery in fiction as cf thrives on the Nobel institution of slavery
In reAl life Im not cool with slavery
Washingtonian Republic, Gagium, West Phoenicia
I would really like to go back in time to the day I lost my virginity and say to myself that day:
"Please stop! You are doing this for fear of people judging you and tired of being the last virgin around, you don't need this external validation, and you are overestimating sex A LOT, yes it's pleasurable but trust me you don't suffer on it's absence, most people have some sort of "sex thirst" that you have the luck of don't having and don't look yourself as strange, it's a blessing, no sex strike would ever work on you, you are immune to that seducer twerking on you for drugs and alcohol because you want more than a horny body from your girl. You want personality and intelligence. You want more than most of the other people, you are just doing it for peer pressure. Wait for the right girl, she will come, yes I remember that I thought that this day would never come, trust me, you are not the most pretty boy around but you are not the ugly people your people said to bully on the school, and I say it according to other woman opinions, cancel this day trust me."
"Really?"
"Yes, and, oh, it will be a crap of sex, woman genitalia have strong smelling, and the girl is not much into intimate hygiene, it's somewhat forgivable, maybe, considering you only saw one on internet before but you will almost vomit so trust me stop it."
New Waldensia, Gagium
Filipino History 1771:
Moro pirates traverse all over the archipelago and raid fishing villages in The Manila Bay, Mariveles, Paranaque, Pasay, and Malate.
Confederate Farmers, New Waldensia, Gagium
Sound like you got that from some B-rated Christan tv show. You're a virgin...
:sadcoyboydabs:
Liberated American Provinces, Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
We live in reality, not reAlity. You've been running a slave market in New Orleans. We've got you now.
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Gagium
True.
You're welcome.
Gagium, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power
Moros? More like morons, amiright?
Liberated American Provinces, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Cringe
Waldy is racist????
Liberated American Provinces, Viridus, Dragons Of Power
Tomorrow we will reach RMB page 1776
Liberated American Provinces, Viridus, Dragons Of Power, Mietkael
#1
#2
#3
I could keep going with your contradictions, but I think it's pretty clear by now.
This line is by far my favorite though . . .
Yes, I do in fact do the sex very much, but sex bad and we should ban.
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
I for one applaud him for developing a nation that differs from his IRL beliefs
Viridus, Dragons Of Power, Pizo Cas
But they are his IRL beliefs. He even specified it lol
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Apparently not, he clearly states that he does sex!
Liberated American Provinces, Viridus, Dragons Of Power
Oh right, forgive me father for insulting the sex-haver.
Viridus, Gagium, Aeternitatia, Dragons Of Power
Give News
Viridus, Gagium
This is most certainly true.
Gagium
Correct
Viridus, The Sladerstan
I dont see #3 as a contradiction. For one, he was talking about two different people and on top of that, his whole point was that there are extremists on both sides that make their side look bad
Liberated American Provinces, Gagium, Dragons Of Power, Pizo Cas
And was voicing his frustrations with one of his friends that became one of those extremists
Liberated American Provinces, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
The earth is flat
Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan
That's fair, but I more meant it how he was complaining about people being arrogant right before mentioning how smart he was.
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
Why did the RMB turn into an argument about whether or not humans should partake in the basic act of recreation (creating the next generation of humans). Sounds kinda Simp/Virgin to me.
Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, Pizo Cas
First time?
Viridus, Aeternitatia, Fluvannia, Dragons Of Power, Pizo Cas, The Sladerstan
Wait WAIT!
Gagium
that's a jock, right? what country are you from?
Gagium
FBI, OPEN UP
Viridus, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
The uaie has declared war on slavery! So.... Yes! We can back up the FBI team!
Viridus, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
well with a search warrant ..kidnapping or drugging is against the law of God. I don't even have border connections
Gagium, Dragons Of Power
You do now.
Kicks down door
Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan
Libertarians be like
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, The Sladerstan
Yote
Yes sir! We will back this raid up. Muckwater pmcs are joining them as we speak.
Viridus, Gagium
4 more pages until freedom page
Viridus, Gagium
I must fiht this with my antiFreedom agdna of Communism
AMERCIA IS RACEIST
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Gagium
Ah lmao
Liberated American Provinces, Gagium, Dragons Of Power
We're getting there comra-, uhm, fellow supporters of democracy
Viridus, Dragons Of Power
COMRADE!!
Viridus, Gagium
Vindalbal II, and all of GT, is operated from Vincaract Bay, Gladesville.
We've got our space ships on you, you're going down for running a market in New Orleans.
Confederate Farmers, Gagium
Oc our slav
Typo
Gagium
"our slav" :thinking:
The Sladerstan
UwU
Viridus, Gagium
1772:
April 8 Massachusetts legislator Samuel Adams persuades his colleagues to approve his plan for creating a Committee of Correspondence to begin a dialogue with the other American colonies concerning mutual problems with the United Kingdom.
June 9 Gaspee Affair: In an act of defiance against the British Navigation Acts, American patriots, led by Abraham Whipple, attack and burn the British customs schooner HMS Gaspee off of Rhode Island. ("USA! USA! USA! USA!")
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Gagium
UK UK UK UK UK!
Confederate Farmers, Gagium
No
New Waldensia, Viridus, Fluvannia
GOD SAVE OR GRAOUS QUEEN!
Gagium
Welcome The Aisne!
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Aeternitatia, Dragons Of Power, The Aisne
Hallelujah! My taxation is below 60% for the first time in two years.
Confederate Farmers, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
comrade 80% is great nerd
Confederate Farmers, Viridus, Gagium
I figured how to cut tax and raise all the gooddies...
Confederate Farmers, Gagium, Pizo Cas
Imergation helps the econemny
chnage my mind
Confederate Farmers, Gagium, Wheatonleks
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