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Gagium wrote:No.

Well not you, it's my policy platform XD

Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan

Gagium wrote:No.

yes

Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock

Remember to vote me for president for Marriage and Waifus!

We will grant everyone a free waifu pass, allowing each user to select their own waifu!

We will institute marriages between members of the region!

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:Remember to vote me for president for Marriage and Waifus!

We will grant everyone a free waifu pass, allowing each user to select their own waifu!

We will institute marriages between members of the region!

I guess it would be better to institute marriages between leaders of members of the region, but oki

Gagium, Eldrado, Aglonia, The Sladerstan

Fortlock wrote:I guess it would be better to institute marriages between leaders of members of the region, but oki

Great idea!

This idea actually comes from my time as the Secretary of Interior, when a law was in the works to allow In-Character marriages between members of the Region

Gagium

Aglonia wrote:Great idea!

This idea actually comes from my time as the Secretary of Interior, when a law was in the works to allow In-Character marriages between members of the Region

Neat! I will be glad to see this being worked on again!

Gagium

Aglonia wrote:Great idea!

This idea actually comes from my time as the Secretary of Interior, when a law was in the works to allow In-Character marriages between members of the Region

And then it got voted down

Viridus

Gagium wrote:And then it got voted down

But it will rise againnnnnnnnnn

XD

Gagium

Fortlock wrote:But it will rise againnnnnnnnnn

XD

I see you still really like saying 'XD'

Viridus, The Sladerstan

what the hecc is happening

Gagium

Trenado wrote:what the hecc is happening

Well I'm gonna run for president once I am officially a citizen.

Viridus, Gagium, Trenado

What are some things, actually, that people would like to see in this region?

Gagium, The Cot Corporation

Aglonia wrote:What are some things, actually, that people would like to see in this region?

Whatever the gagium mafia has to offer :sunglasses:

Gagium, Fortlock, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:What are some things, actually, that people would like to see in this region?

Uhhh

1. As we talked before, in-character marriages (roleplayed)

2. Interregional treaties between specific members of the region (will have to be dispatched or roleplayed)

3. More contests and competitions (such as the Writing Contest)

4. Game competitions and listening parties on the Discord server (if we don't have the last yet)

I may think of some more, but that's all that's coming into my mind right now :shrugs:

Gagium, The Sladerstan

The Cot Corporation wrote:Whatever the gagium mafia has to offer :sunglasses:

LMAOO

Gagium

Fortlock wrote:Uhhh

1. As we talked before, in-character marriages (roleplayed)

2. Interregional treaties between specific members of the region (will have to be dispatched or roleplayed)

3. More contests and competitions (such as the Writing Contest)

4. Game competitions and listening parties on the Discord server (if we don't have the last yet)

I may think of some more, but that's all that's coming into my mind right now :shrugs:

....Literature.

Yeah I can make that one work!

Gagium

Aglonia wrote:....Literature.

Yeah I can make that one work!

I like to specify things :shrugs:

Gagium

Aglonia wrote:....Literature.

Yeah I can make that one work!

I have added your 3rd point and 4th point.

There is nothing stopping treaties between specific members and in the regional roleplay we do offer that

Gagium

Aglonia wrote:What are some things, actually, that people would like to see in this region?

Fluvannia as president ofc

New Waldensia, Viridus, Fluvannia, Mietkael

Aglonia wrote:I have added your 3rd point and 4th point.

There is nothing stopping treaties between specific members and in the regional roleplay we do offer that

...Did I say there is something stopping it? Also, they can be outside the roleplay

Gagium

Gagium wrote:Fluvannia as president ofc

Gagium, no stop it.

His leadership of the Conservative Party brought us to one of the lowest times in our region, with the departure of many members, the weakening of his party and a state of emergency putting the region under temporary authoritarian rule.

Gagium

Aglonia wrote:Gagium, no stop it.

His leadership of the Conservative Party brought us to one of the lowest times in our region, with the departure of many members, the weakening of his party and a state of emergency putting the region under temporary authoritarian rule.

Which allowed me to become President! I see this as an absolute win!

New Waldensia, The Sladerstan

Gagium wrote:Fluvannia as president ofc

I really don't know who to support

Gagium

Fortlock wrote:...Did I say there is something stopping it? Also, they can be outside the roleplay

Here, sign this:

treaty of imprison fortlock

1. fortlock will be jailed

2. aglonia and sladerstan and cot will be jailed. anime is gay.

Viridus, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:Gagium, no stop it.

His leadership of the Conservative Party brought us to one of the lowest times in our region, with the departure of many members, the weakening of his party and a state of emergency putting the region under temporary authoritarian rule.

Huge oof

Viridus, Gagium

Gagium wrote:Here, sign this:

treaty of imprison fortlock

1. fortlock will be jailed

2. aglonia and sladerstan and cot will be jailed. anime is gay.

Don't make me use the good old proposal...

XD jk Gagium, as I said countless times, you're our God

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Fortlock wrote:Don't make me use the good old proposal...

XD jk Gagium, as I said countless times, you're our God

Oh yeah? Well, I resign from being your god

Viridus, Fluvannia

Gagium wrote:Here, sign this:

treaty of imprison fortlock

1. fortlock will be jailed

2. aglonia and sladerstan and cot will be jailed. anime is gay.

I only like 2 animes, okay?

Gagium, The Sladerstan

The Cot Corporation wrote:I only like 2 animes, okay?

And the one I know you like is a quality anime

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Viridus wrote:And the one I know you like is a quality anime

What anime does he like?

Gagium, The Sladerstan

I watch one anime, guess it.

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:What anime does he like?

The Cot Corporation wrote:"The irregular at Magic High School". Damn it was good.

Gagium, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan

Gladesville wrote:I watch one anime, guess it.

Highschool DxD

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Viridus wrote:Highschool DxD

No

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Viridus wrote:Highschool DxD

Naw.

Boku no Pico

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

Gagium wrote:Oh yeah? Well, I resign from being your god

You actually can not resign from your status of "FCN's God" XD

Gagium, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova

Fortlock wrote:You actually can not resign from your status of "FCN's God" XD

bet

Fortlock, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova

Gagium wrote:bet

Gods are immortal, Gagium. You will always be this region's god. You will protecc it at no cost, and for proteccing the region you will be praised forever across all the Nation World. I feel it with the Force, as tens of thousands of nations spoke in only one voice "GAGIUM FOR WA-*gets snapped*"

Gagium, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova

Gagium wrote:Here, sign this:

treaty of imprison fortlock

1. fortlock will be jailed

2. aglonia and sladerstan and cot will be jailed. anime is gay.

I didn't know you were an anime character!

Aglonia wrote:Naw.

Boku no Pico

WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND?

The Cot Corporation wrote:I only like 2 animes, okay?

I don't watch anime anymore. But I did like Mirai Nikki.

Gagium, The Cot Corporation, Aglonia

Post by The Neo Austro Hungarian3 Empire suppressed by Gagium.

The Neo Austro Hungarian3 Empire

Pp

Gagium, Dragons Of Power, The Sladerstan

The Neo Austro Hungarian3 Empire wrote:Pp

Total Nuance wrote:[spoiler=]Pee poop fart xd[/spoiler]

Gagium, Dragons Of Power

The Sladerstan wrote:

The most unnuanced nuance there ever was

Viridus, Gagium, Fortlock, Trenado, The Sladerstan

The Cot Corporation wrote:The most unnuanced nuance there ever was

Indeed

Viridus, Gagium, The Cot Corporation

Post by The Cot Corporation suppressed by Gagium.

The Cot Corporation

69

Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan

The Cot Corporation wrote:69

Wha-

Viridus, Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan

The Cot Corporation wrote:69

funny reddit sex number!!! lol!

Gagium, The Sladerstan, Syracusis Nova

HAHA BIG FUNY THAT IS WHY I LAF

Viridus, Gagium, Trenado, The Sladerstan

Post self-deleted by Fortlock.

It is very disheartening to realise that Gagiums fantastic Presidency is blemished by a rise in hentai loving weirdos.

He could increase activity, boost the RP, make us all feel welcome...but he couldn't protect us from the weaboos.

New Waldensia, Gagium, Fluvannia, The Sladerstan

Mietkael wrote:It is very disheartening to realise that Gagiums fantastic Presidency is blemished by a rise in hentai loving weirdos.

He could increase activity, boost the RP, make us all feel welcome...but he couldn't protect us from the weaboos.

I do not love hentai

Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova

GAGIUM 2020- I did not have sexual relations with that WEEABOO, The Sladerstan. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

Syracusis Nova wrote: GAGIUM 2020- I did not have sexual relations with that WEEABOO, The Sladerstan. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.

I'm not a weeb ;-;

I legitimately have not watched anime since early 2018

Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova

hm

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

What is the anime

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

Eldrado wrote:What is the anime

Yes

Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado

Mietkael wrote:It is very disheartening to realise that Gagiums fantastic Presidency is blemished by a rise in hentai loving weirdos.

He could increase activity, boost the RP, make us all feel welcome...but he couldn't protect us from the weaboos.

Listen here old man.

There is nothing wrong with these kinds of people.

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:Listen here old man.

There is nothing wrong with these kinds of people.

*Jesus stares indignantly from the corner of the room*

Gagium, Fluvannia, Eldrado

Aglonia wrote:Listen here old man.

There is nothing wrong with these kinds of people.

There is something wrong with people that excessively hate on anime and the people that watch anime for no reason, though

Gagium, Eldrado, Aglonia, The Sladerstan

Viridus wrote:There is something wrong with people that excessively hate on anime and the people that watch anime for no reason, though

Gamers, rise up!

Atrides, Viridus, Gagium

Viridus wrote:There is something wrong with people that excessively hate on anime and the people that watch anime for no reason, though

Nah

Mietkael

The Sladerstan wrote:*Jesus stares indignantly from the corner of the room*

...Please don't bring my sins to my conscience

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Autonomous Slavic Republics wrote:Gamers, rise up!

Our gamer nation is prepared for orbital bombardment upon anti-gamers any time.

Spartan Battlesuits and Neko Assassins ready after I finish the Giant Death Robot in 3 turns for it.

Gagium

Atrides wrote:Our gamer nation is prepared for orbital bombardment upon anti-gamers any time.

Spartan Battlesuits and Neko Assassins ready after I finish the Giant Death Robot in 3 turns for it.

Execute Order 66.

Gagium, The Sladerstan

The Sladerstan wrote:They aren't our masters. We are theirs. Also, our androids are completely immune to cyberattacks and hacking, they are self sustaining and require no connection.

Also, you make children fight your wars? If one of our commanders did that, we'd string him up on a powerline and dunk him in a hot tub.

That's what the CEO Nekos want you to think, they are hiding it from you, they have sophisticated connections made in a joint venture with a hawkish nation that we are investigating but when we knew we will sure tell you just trust us my good ally!

Children? Since when having more than 5 months old is childhood? Other cultures are so strange. Disgusting. Really.

Gagium, The Sladerstan

The Cot Corporation wrote:It's funny how two guys coming back to a region can result in the RMB being 50x more active than normal

LOL

Gagium, The Cot Corporation

Aglonia wrote:...Please don't bring my sins to my conscience

Me everyday when I realize I'm not baptized

Atrides wrote:That's what the CEO Nekos want you to think, they are hiding it from you, they have sophisticated connections made in a joint venture with a hawkish nation that we are investigating but when we knew we will sure tell you just trust us my good ally!

Children? Since when having more than 5 months old is childhood? Other cultures are so strange. Disgusting. Really.

You are fit for Military service in The Sladerstan when you are 17 years old, but conscription starts at age 21, and ends when you're 24.

Why would you send a 5 month old to war? Our soldiers can ABSOLUTELY decimate a bunch of children, but they'd prefer not to.

Viridus, Gagium

The Sladerstan wrote:Me everyday when I realize I'm not baptized

You are fit for Military service in The Sladerstan when you are 17 years old, but conscription starts at age 21, and ends when you're 24.

Why would you send a 5 month old to war? Our soldiers can ABSOLUTELY decimate a bunch of children, but they'd prefer not to.

Slanderstan!

Be baptized!

I know where you can get the properly authorized baptism!

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:Slanderstan!

Be baptized!

I know where you can get the properly authorized baptism!

It's in Aggy's white van.

Viridus, Gagium, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:Slanderstan!

Be baptized!

I know where you can get the properly authorized baptism!

Where

also you said Slanderstan, Anglonia

Gagium

The Sladerstan wrote:Where

also you said Slanderstan, Anglonia

Dang it. It must have auto-corrected, I made a point to delete that n

The Latter-day Saint Church

Gagium, The Sladerstan

Fortlock wrote:Huge oof

Hardly.

- Said low times essentially began with a presidential election that saw the Conservatives lose power, only to regain it when the incumbent Speaker and President both resigned their positions after their roles in a political espionage scandal.

- Of the four party members who left, the first three were Aglonia himself and the two people with whom he had the most friction in the party anyway (often mocking him for his views), so you would think he would view their departure as a positive.

- At no point in time do I recall our region being under authoritarian rule -- the aforementioned presidential resignation saw a transfer of power to the VP, as expected, and later that same VP-turned-President resigned his position under the new snap election procedure and departed the region (become the fourth of the aforementioned Conservative Party members to leave). Gagium won said snap election and we have been under his administration since. Hardly authoritarian, it sounds like the system is functioning as intended, albeit turbulently.

New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Mietkael, Logon, The Sladerstan

Aglonia wrote:Dang it. It must have auto-corrected, I made a point to delete that n

The Latter-day Saint Church

I knew you were gonna say that!

But oh well. To me, Lutherans would do the best baptisms, mainly because of our high view of it. And also, I'm not a Mormon.

Gagium, Aglonia

Autonomous Slavic Republics wrote:Execute Order 66.

All energy to planet deflector shields, quantum torpedoes prepared. Disruptors engaged.

Star Trek here, don't f*** with us.

Gagium, The Sladerstan

The Sladerstan wrote:Me everyday when I realize I'm not baptized

You are fit for Military service in The Sladerstan when you are 17 years old, but conscription starts at age 21, and ends when you're 24.

Why would you send a 5 month old to war? Our soldiers can ABSOLUTELY decimate a bunch of children, but they'd prefer not to.

Our conscription begun with 7 years old, before them they hunt dinosaurs made on vats to kill them.

And they are not children, after 5 months they are adults and study philosophy getting their first job as computer engineer on the IT industry or arms manufacturing.

Gagium, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan

Atrides wrote:Our conscription begun with 7 years old, before them they hunt dinosaurs made on vats to kill them.

And they are not children, after 5 months they are adults and study philosophy getting their first job as computer engineer on the IT industry or arms manufacturing.

I'm suspecting your planet's 5 months are equivalent to my planet's 20 years

Gagium

Atrides wrote:Our conscription begun with 7 years old, before them they hunt dinosaurs made on vats to kill them.

And they are not children, after 5 months they are adults and study philosophy getting their first job as computer engineer on the IT industry or arms manufacturing.

Uhhh...begun, the clone wars have? 🤔

Viridus, Fluvannia, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan

Just found out on my planet, someone who is 20 years old is actually 13 on earth.

K

Gagium, The Cot Corporation

The Sladerstan wrote:Just found out on my planet, someone who is 20 years old is actually 13 on earth.

K

It gets worse

There are 18 hours in a Sladerstanian day, making a year 90,000 hours. 90,000 hours translated to 20 Sladerstanian years makes 20 year olds on Sladerstan actually 10.

Gagium

Atrides wrote:All energy to planet deflector shields, quantum torpedoes prepared. Disruptors engaged.

Star Trek here, don't f*** with us.

Ew

Atrides, Gagium, Mietkael, The Cot Corporation, The Sladerstan

The Sladerstan wrote:It gets worse

There are 18 hours in a Sladerstanian day, making a year 90,000 hours. 90,000 hours translated to 20 Sladerstanian years makes 20 year olds on Sladerstan actually 10.

So to fix this, we only count a year everyday 2 orbits.

Gagium

cienda is a relitevely large island hidden in the bermuda triangle.

Gagium

To enlist in our small Nattional defense force, you must be 15 "14 with parental consent". We rely on other allies to supply us with weapons, at least untill we can start making our own.

Gagium

im new here du u know how i can get ivlolved in pollitics

Gagium

Breathe, now. All of the lot of you.

Gagium

BREAKING NEWS: ANTI LIBERAL FORCES ATTACK CAPITOL, CAUSING SECOND CIENDAN CICIL WAR.

Gagium

Cienda wrote:im new here du u know how i can get ivlolved in pollitics

Joining the Discord is probably a solid start. Welcome!

Gagium, Fortlock

To engage in military activity in Fortlock, you must be at least 10 "8 with parental consent". You are taught basic and pre-intermediate battle tatics and weapons/machine trainment, as well as basic and pre-intermediate self-defense, then when you get to 13 you are given intermediate and advanced, then 16 expert, in order for when you get to 18 you are a fully-prepared soldier (of course, you can still gain more experience and learn more throught gaining ranks, but still XD). At the age of 14 you can get a job and at 19 you can be your company division's manager and at 22 you can be your company's CEO. The minimum age to become Third Lieutenant is 21, Second Lieutenant is 24 and First Lieutenant is 29. Captain is 31, Major is 33, Lieutenant-Colonel is 36, Colonel is 40 and General is 45.

Gagium

Post self-deleted by Fortlock.

Fortlock wrote:To engage in military activity in Fortlock, you must be at least 10 "8 with parental consent". You are taught basic and pre-intermediate battle tatics and weapons/machine trainment, as well as basic and pre-intermediate self-defense, then when you get to 13 you are given intermediate and advanced, then 16 expert, in order for when you get to 18 you are a fully-prepared soldier (of course, you can still gain more experience and learn more throught gaining ranks, but still XD). At the age of 14 you can get a job and at 19 you can be your company division's manager and at 22 you can be your company's CEO. The minimum age to become Third Lieutenant is 21, Second Lieutenant is 24 and Third Lieutenant is 29. Captain is 31, Major is 33, Lieutenant-Colonel is 36, Colonel is 40 and General is 45.

Why do you have minimum ages for officer ranks?

Viridus, Fortlock, The Cot Corporation, Syracusis Nova

Gagium wrote:Why do you have minimum ages for officer ranks?

For things to be...organized XD

Gagium

Fortlock wrote:For things to be...organized XD

Ah, I get you..organization is fun

Gagium wrote:Ah, I get you..organization is fun

Yep. All this to the safety and stability of our nation, and for us to conquer all the solar system, and beyond! XD

Gagium, Eldrado

Fortlock wrote:Yep. All this to the safety and stability of our nation, and for us to conquer all the solar system, and beyond! XD

I dare you to make a post that doesn't end in "XD"

Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Mietkael, Syracusis Nova

Cienda wrote:BREAKING NEWS: ANTI LIBERAL FORCES ATTACK CAPITOL, CAUSING SECOND CIENDAN CICIL WAR.

I felt that. :(

New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Syracusis Nova

The Cot Corporation wrote:I dare you to make a post that doesn't end in "XD"

Ok, I'll try my best not to say this expression anymore, much more not to end a sentence with it

Gagium, Eldrado, The Cot Corporation, Syracusis Nova

WaNt SoMe LiBaRlIsM?1/?

Gagium, Syracusis Nova

Anytime I leave for maybe 12 hours this is what I come back to

New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Fluvannia

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