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Region: Federation of Conservative Nations
Gonna post when the Texans start getting too close for comfort
ok then
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what is this
Palins
its a story about the new civil war that is going on right now. The only other nation that can join this is Prussian Polish Commonwealth
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Wow. This is.... Interesting.
Creeperopolis, Viridus, Gagium
That's pretty much all I can say about it. oof
New Waldensia, Viridus, Trenado
when u right ur own story u can make it however u want so quit talkin crap bout mine BOY.
Viridus, Gagium
shhhh you're a commie jew BOI
(sarcastically) oh ya got me there BOI
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Post by Neo Confederate States suppressed by Gagium.
oy vey ya'll... the yanKKKees are invadin again. well Jim Bob get the shotgun! Alexa play some battle music.
Link to battle music of the confederacy: https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/09/south-park-parodies-kendrick-lamars-humble-watch/
*trumpet plays... keep your confederate money even if it's made of tin! keep all dem crinlins honey tha south shall rise again! oh sussana now don't ya sit n spin, if we all turn out with a rebel shout tha south shall rise again! *gives the rebel yell"Hya Hya hya hya!Hya hya!
*obama shows up in an Abrams with a .22 mounted on top and starts singin yankee doodle
*Confederate soldiers wearing carharrt gear charge the yankee lines and a car bomb with the commie confederate flag destroys the tenk.
*Yankee marines show up but are ambushed by AK-47 fire coming from the treeline behind them
*Serbian paratroopers drop in out of nowhere and start firin at dem yankee BOIs
*ISIS shows up out of nowhere and and starts shootin at all sides
*serbians stop shootin at yankees and start tryin to remove kebab
*"ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!" can be heard from confederate and IS soldiers
*with so many sides it is hard to determine who has won the battle for Charlottesville neither sides gain any ground and the confederate militia maintains control of the city
Current news of the war:
*Non-agression pact is signed between the Islamic State and the Confederacy
*Serbian forces side with confederacy and become communist
*Yankee navy seals prepare for a stealthy operation to spread liberalism, destroy all other ideologies, and make the new president Kanye West supreme ruler of North America
*The Soviet Union also rises again and becomes allied with the Confederacy. They send them weapons to support the confederates but do not actually fight in the war.
Breaking news!!!:
In a night raid Yankee bombers have firebombed Austin Texas which was mistaken for a state in the confederacy(we decided to give them independence after we seceded from the union)!
*Texan forces blame the confederacy and decide to invade from the west
* the confederate government gives the Choctaw, Cherokee, and other native nations some of their land back so that there are borderlands between the Texans and confederates.
* These Indian nations decide to convert to Judaism and ally with Israel and they also become communist
*Texans try to find a way around these nations but decide to give up and sign peace treaty with the confederacy.
*Confederate military factories start producing Russian SU-35 and Mig29 fighter jets to protect from more bombing raids.
Overall the yankees have failed another attack.
News from the war: ISIS fighters and Serbian forces decide to call a ceasefire to fight dem yankees. They have agreed that after the yankees is destroyed they's gon go back to shootin each other.
In other news the yankees have declared that if they take the south and the rest of north america they's gon make it so that only women can drive and their president Kanye West said that all the men's gon have to wear Yeezys! whatever the hell those are! The Canadian government has agreed to fight in the war against the south and its allies. In retaliation the Confederate General the Crispy Colonel, has declared that he's gon force any yankee prisoners he captures to eat the new KFC sandwich the Crispy Colonel! The Confederate government has nationalized the Carharrt company to make uniforms for the military. The Mexican government becomes Socialist and sides with the confederacy.
*Confederate music signals the start of another battle. "I place my knapsack on my back, my rifle on my shoulder! I march away to the firin line and kill that yankee soldier! I kill that yankee soldier! march away to the firin line and kill that yankee soldier!"
*Yankee paratroopers drop into an open field and confederate soldiers from the tree line fire on them and charge with bayonets.
*the rebel yell is heard in a second charge "HYA HYA HYA HYA! HYA HYA!!"
Confederate troops are able to hold their position in Kentucky.
Breaking news!!!!: While the whole world was distracted by the new civil war nationalists have started taking over western European governments and in Germany they have brought back Nazism! Jews and communist flee to the confederacy and Israel and their allies! Anarchists from the confederacy have volunteered to be sent to Berlin to start an Insurgency and cause chaos. The Soviet government has agreed to supply these insurgents with AKM rifles equipped with 85 round drum mags and muzzle brakes. For urban enviroments they are provided with PPSH-41 submachine guns. All these new Nationalist western countries are helpin fund dem yankees.
Current global events: While everyone is distracted by new civil war and the nationalists and nazis, Argentina brings back Peronism and decides to ally with Texas who also becomes peronist.
Global news: There is a ceasefire in the civil war that the confederacy has called for the holiday of Yom Kippur.
Argentina has annexed all of south america to spread Peronism and Brazil becomes a puppet state.
Panama gets rid of Catholicism, converts to Judaism, becomes Communist, and allies with the Soviet Union for protection from Argentina.
Texas Invades Oklahoma and New Mexico.
Socialist Mexico tries to take back California, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, and Colorado, areas that were taken from them back in the 1800s.
Argentina invades all the nations in Central America surrounding Panama.
Soviet troops are sent to protect the Canal zone from the Argentinians and to guard the borders.
Breaking news!!!: Argentina is trying to get a foothold in Europe! Texan paratroopers and Argentinian special forces have taken England from the British and have made England Peronist. They soon plan on invading France.
Global events: Them ISIS and Israelis have annexed the middle east ya'll. They even got a ceasefire now.
Argentina and Texas are at war with Mexico.
Breaking news!: The Texans have Annexed Northern Africa, made it Peronist, and have banned Islam!
The Argentinians and Brazilians have taken Southern Africa.
Australia, Japan, and the Philippines have formed an alliance to protect from all these other sides in this big war.
These three nations have chosen the ideology of Monarchism. They are now Oligarchies.
*Confederate battle music plays "Oh im a good ol rebel now that's just what I am! For this fair land of freedom I do not give a damn. Im glad we fought against it i only wish we'd won. and I don't want no pardon for anything I done. I hates the yankee nation and ev'ry thing they do. I hates the declaration of independence to! ..."
*after hearing inspiring music the confederate soldiers charge at the yankee lines yelling "Allahu Akbar ya'll!!" A phrase picked up and adapted from their ISIS allies.
*Canadian paratroopers show up with AR-15s chambered in .22LR as they are too scared to fire the real thing.
*A confederate deserter walks up to a Canadian soldier and asks "Is that yer favorite .22 ya ever had?" he then yells "For the south!!" and blows himself up and three canadians go down with him.
News: Alaska has seceded from the union and has become a monarchy. Sarah Palin is their Queen.
*While Canada is distracted by the Confederates Alaskan troops annex all of the northern Canadian Provinces
Breaking News!: Anarchist volunteers are pulling out of neo nazi germany as Prussian-Polish forces close into Berlin
*In Ale Gasn and other Yiddish songs can be heard in the blown up streets of Berlin where there is still submachine-gun fire coming from retreating anarchists.
The Soviet Russians re-take Alaska and all her territory and Sarah Palin flees to yankee New York where she becomes Kanye's new secretary.
*Yankees send drones to spy on confederate women, redneck insurgents shoot down these drones with shotguns then they celebrate at a Rabbi's house after(read my factbook to understand this part).
Breakin news ya'll!!: Dem yankee BOIs have colonized the moon and they's usin the moon to make cheese for dem yankee soldiers. Theys also usin moon rock to make yeezys outta cheese! Kanye West is callin em "Cheezys" BOI!
Breaking news!!: Yankee President Kanye west has been assassinated. The assassin is unknown but it was most likely someone from the democratic party. The Yankee government still promises to complete Kanye's mission.
Meanwhile in the middle east Texans have invaded from Africa. The Texan forces are on their way to Mecca and Jerusalem to spread Peronism and ban Judaism and Islam. Intelligence sources report that it is the Catholic church who is funding the Texan invasion of the middle east as "Deus Vult" is heard from the cowboys in the Texan army.
Breaking news ya'll! The true culprit of the assassination of Kanye west has been discovered! It was a redneck moonshiner defendin his turf while Kanye was on vacation in the yankee occupied appalachians. Vice president Drake will take Kanye's place and Hillary Clinton is to be vice president of the yankee nation.
*The old national anthem of the confederacy is played for the new confederate day holiday.
"I wish i was in the land of cotton old times there were not forgotten, look away! look away! look away dixie land! ...
*suddenly dem yankees try to cross tha border again but dem ISIS allies show up, start yellin "Allahu Akbar" and dem yankees never see it comin.
*A buncha old homeless dudes run out tha woods and start stabbin dem yankees wit needles.
Dem yankees never stood a chance BOY!
Viridus
Thank you Gagium, lol. Those messages are getting way too long.
Palins, Creeperopolis, New Waldensia, Gagium, Trenado, Lermant, Coastal English Districts
Your creative writing and enthusiasm is inspired, but consider rationing what you share on the board for greater appreciation of your work - and perhaps via small factbook links Neo Confed.
Gagium
Hmmmm. That is interesting, like New Waldensia said.
Gagium
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I'm going to do a poll soon on a new, second RP. Four options: medieval struggle for empty throne, USA 1860, LOTRish world (from previous RP vote), future post-apocalyptic world.
Telegram me if you have any suggestions to include in the RP vote. Will likely be conducted in multiple choice ("which would you like") format via Google survey.
Hmmmm. Interesting, very interesting.
Bery Bery interesting...
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Secretary of Internal Affairs
Barry O.B.
lolk
Kek.
wut
Gagium
"wut" what?
Gagium
I dunno wut what is
Gagium
me neither.
Gagium
me neither
Gagium, Lermant
Hey everyone, The CCN has again gone founder-less. Gongwia has the password to the region. should we take it as a memorial of FCN history?
Viridus, Coastal English Districts
only if u say the magic word BOI.
I made the civil war into a factbook ya'll
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1031685
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gay
Greetings, FCN members!
I will be closing Round One of the new regional RP survey this evening. If you have not yet voted, please follow the link and participate in order to narrow down the options for the next round of voting: https://goo.gl/forms/xdrYCk74h5aTC0II2
Secretary of Internal Affairs
Gagium
k
Asa! for Arkansas
Jan Morgan is a meme candidate. She tried to be the Trump of AR, but took it too far. She owns a "Muslim free gun rage." lol.
New Waldensia
no u BOY!
Gagium
reverse card
Gagium
Interesting that the entire Security Council is voting against stopping commie tyranny. Hmmmmm............
New Waldensia, Gagium, Senvar, Fluvannia, Zardino, Artherian Overseas Territories, Senvek
that's the WA for you, I guess. Will easily condemn an innocent right-wing region for being "nazi", but won't dare to come close to condemning a communist invader region that invades and topples democratic regions.
Creeperopolis, New Waldensia
Every single FCN WA member should be an easy yes.
Creeperopolis, Fluvannia
Greetings, FCN members!
I am conducting a survey for a new regional RP. Please follow the link and participate in order to narrow down the options for the final round of voting: https://goo.gl/forms/m1eq13pKMT60aCeJ3
Voting for RP location is down to the regional Discord or the RMB. Five RP scenarios are also at vote.
Our WWII-esque RP, The Rising, is currently ongoing at this link: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=441467
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New Waldensia
Secretary of Internal Affairs
communist Bloc was my old region don't attack them! most of them aren't even actual communists. they are anarchists and libertarians.
guys i'm going to go to The Communist Bloc really quick just to talk to them and say your guy's point of view.
ok im back
So what did they say?
Also, what did YOU say?
Creeperopolis, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Trenado, Fluvannia, Artherian Overseas Territories
^^^
Viridus, Gagium
I told them that we don't like that they are attacking religion and democracy and they said that ya'll are fascists that want to destroy them and that u only wanna see the flaws in ur own ideologies. Then there was an atheist who said some crap about "religion being only about feelings and not real material".
i also told them that we should not fight over man made ideologies and instead we should only follow G-d instead of these man made systems.
Final call!
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One option has a significant lead, so if that keeps up there will be no third round of voting.
Voting for RP location is down to the regional Discord or the RMB. Five RP scenarios are also at vote.
Our WWII-esque RP, The Rising, is currently ongoing at this link: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=441467
New participants are welcome to join that RP in addition to any new one that may start.
Once again, please fill out the new RP survey at this link: https://goo.gl/forms/m1eq13pKMT60aCeJ3
New Waldensia
Secretary of Internal Affairs
Gagium
What is going on between us and The Communist Bloc?
neither side wants to the the cons of their own man made ideologies. it is dumb to fight for an ideology when u should fight for G-d.
Our resident Commie is... trying to bridge the gap between our respective regions?
Palins
:P
Topeka, Creeperopolis, Viridus, Gagium
begone
New Waldensia, Trenado, Hyung Dinga
Whoa....
Creeperopolis, New Waldensia, Gagium, Hyung Dinga
This is too funny
Creeperopolis, New Waldensia, Gagium, Hyung Dinga
!!!!!
Gagium, Hyung Dinga
Topeka is back bois!
Gagium, Trenado, Ganaman
Forgive me I've been doing my homework, he's "the traitor" isn't he?
Washingtonian Republic, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Lermant, Ganaman
St. Rhiney the Vindicated can (and has been) forgiven for his actions.
Thrice-accursed "Little Devil" Topeka can never atone for his wicked deeds.
#rememberrhineywasrightallalongabouttopeka
Gagium, Coastal English Districts, Hyung Dinga
"traitor" "tyrant" "3x gay" and "nibber" and soo much more
Tyfa, Viridus, Gagium, Trenado, Coastal English Districts, Thedudliest, Earn Myrips
Post by Earn Myrips suppressed by Gagium.
All hail Gagium The butt master! <3
Palins, Neo Confederate States
what
Gagium
all hail Earn Myrips the banned puppet
Creeperopolis, New Waldensia, Trenado, Fluvannia
oof
Gagium
Post by Hyung Dinga suppressed by New Waldensia.
HAIL!!!!
Post by Hyung Dinga suppressed by New Waldensia.
They keep on banning but I come on in.... pesky little hobbitsess
Neo Confederate States
-Yawn- Hello, banned puppet
New Waldensia, Trenado, Guarda Lardoba Province
He conspired and colluded with the Russians to overthrow the previous CCN government, resulting in all members being forced into exile. We recently hired a Special Counsel to look into it all.
New Waldensia, Gagium, Trenado, Coastal English Districts
^ THIS ^
Except we really have evidence.
Washingtonian Republic, Gagium
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1033860
After accepting nominations and voting on different scenarios, FCN members overwhelmingly decided to host the next regional roleplay on the RMB, and chose the American Civil War time period as the scenario.
Date will either be the firing on Fort Sumter, or Lincoln's call for 75,000 volunteers.
Telegram me with your choice of region. Participants may split a region with someone else if both agree to do so.
Gagium
Changing my flag today for those in Ireland who sadly have to vote to protect the sanctity of human life today.
#SaveThe8th
Creeperopolis, Washingtonian Republic, New Waldensia, Viridus, Fluvannia, Neo Confederate States
Yeah Boi! Time for tha commie south to rise up ya'll!
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didn't know they fight over that in Ireland too.
UPDATED: Sorry for the delay, feels good not to worry about school for a while.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=colorado-kansas/detail=factbook/id=985655
Gagium, Coastal English Districts
lol I still have to be at school. all dem New Yorkers already on summer break. Pacific Northwest still has 5 weeks left.
Gagium
It's in the U.K. headlines, the results should be the day after. That's when we got the results for the E.U. referendum which thank goodness we voted to leave.
New Waldensia, Gagium
Just wait until you get to University. Don't know if it's the same for you chaps of the States, but in Britain you have a longer summer break at the cost of a lot more work compared to school. 'Tis why it is always best to pick the subject you know you'll enjoy and exceed in!
New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, Neo Confederate States
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1033860
4 regions taken, 8 left.
Gagium, Neo Confederate States
Check out the cool new poll.
Yeah BOI time to bring Communism to da south!
*Gives rebel yell "Hya Hya Hya Hya!!!"
Eh, no. Marxist Socialism didn't start arriving in the US and forming groups until the mid-1870s, and Communism until the 1910s.
Viridus, Gagium, Colorado-Kansas, Trenado, Coastal English Districts
As is the law. All must Government Related Dispatches must have this put in, inside a spoiler. Thank you
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Washingtonian Republic, Viridus
Updated
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=colorado-kansas/detail=factbook/id=985655
Government Mandated Poster was added as well.
Gagium
Generic Presidential Election Poll
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=colorado-kansas/detail=factbook/id=1034618
Over the next week, the candidates will take to the streets of Iowa and New Hampshire as we will hold Primaries for the 5 largest Parties in the US, you may vote in as many primaries as you wish.
I'm really torn on the GOP primary... Ben Sasse, Jim Jordan, Justin Amash...
Amash, Jordan, Bannon for me. I guess I'm going with Jordan for now, the Freedom Caucus seems to be more the wing of the party I stand behind nowadays.
Pursuant to Article I, Section III of the FCN Constitution ("No nation may be banned nor ejected by someone without reason stated on the RMB by said government official"), and the recently passed Communist Exclusion and Profiling Act ("bans Communists or other extreme leftists from residing in the FCN and orders the deportation of any current Communists or extreme leftists from our great region"),
Neo Confederate States has been ejected for Communist sympathies.
Creeperopolis, Viridus, Gagium, Colorado-Kansas, Trenado
Reminder:
Https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1033860
After accepting nominations and voting on different scenarios, FCN members overwhelmingly decided to host the next regional roleplay on the RMB, and chose the American Civil War time period as the scenario.
Telegram me with your choice of region. Participants may split a region with someone else if both agree to do so.
3 regions have been selected, 9 remain available.
Gagium
I urge all members of the region to vote for religious freedom!
Creeperopolis, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
vote on who should be UM's next ambassador: https://www.nationstates.net/region=um_wa_ambassador_election
Creeperopolis, Washingtonian Republic, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium
Cool
Gagium, 1 Legged T-Rexes
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so new waldensia said i can come back if i switch my ideology. So i am no longer going to be a communist nation. the New Confederacy is Zionist now. I changed my flag and my motto. Oy vey i got a lot of factbooks to edit.
Viridus, Gagium, Coastal English Districts
zionism ok. commie-ism bad.
New Waldensia, Gagium
the only reason im even trying to rejoin is because i have a region in the new civil war RP. guess my army is gonna be Jewish conscripts or something idk. Oy vey, my nation has a lot of work to do.
Gagium
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