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New Gandor wrote:What is making more RPs gonna do if no one participates in them?

And you know the last part how?

EDIT: That's exactly my argument for your regional police force and prosecutors/lawyers though. What is making more judicial and executive titles going to do unless you plan on having more laws being broken?

EDIT 2: I was more hoping for a response though on what I said about your judicial titles & regional police force ideas though.

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Gagium wrote:And you know the last part how?

I'm just saying if no one currently participates what makes you think more will change anything?

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Gagium wrote:And you know the last part how?

EDIT: That's exactly my argument for your regional police force and prosecutors/lawyers though. What is making more judicial and executive titles going to do unless you plan on having more laws being broken?

Just look at the 1845 RP...

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Gagium wrote:I assume someone's writing that? The bill for it I mean <edit

Yes

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Gagium wrote:And you know the last part how?

EDIT: That's exactly my argument for your regional police force and prosecutors/lawyers though. What is making more judicial and executive titles going to do unless you plan on having more laws being broken?

My regional police force, try this is a combined cabinet effort

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New Gandor wrote:I'm just saying if no one currently participates what makes you think more will change anything?

Viridus wrote:Just look at the 1845 RP...

For one, maybe not having a forum RP where it takes weeks to get across the globe, that was mostly driven by a long-gone Secretary of Interior Affairs...

On the latest poll by Wald though, that's at least 6 people who will likely participate, and 6 more that possibly will? We haven't tried any character to character RPs, either, which may some people's thing...

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New Gandor wrote:My regional police force, try this is a combined cabinet effort

[spoiler]ohmygod, this is last night again, you're confused[/spoiler]

Uhm...how is that a response to anything I said, or relevant to anything we were talking about??? Try this

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Gagium wrote:For one, maybe not having a forum RP where it takes weeks to get across the globe, that was mostly driven by a long-gone Secretary of Interior Affairs...

On the latest poll by Wald though, that's at least 6 people who will likely participate, and 6 more that possibly will? We haven't tried any character to character RPs, either, which may some people's thing...

Then instead of complaining about other people trying to get people involved, actually do something. Go ahead and make the RP. I would love to have more around.

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New Gandor wrote:Then instead of complaining about other people trying to get people involved, actually do something. Go ahead and make the RP. I would love to have more around.

[spoiler] yeah you're confused dude-[/spoiler]

Literally all I'm asking is for an explanation of your judicial and police system! If you can't defend it, don't say "wha wha you're complaining, do something". Please, I didn't mean to make this an RP argument.

Gagium wrote:

EDIT 2: I was more hoping for a response though on what I said about your judicial titles & regional police force ideas though.

ANOTHER EDIT: I'm not a part of the cabinet, sir. Please don't tell me to do something when you guys are the ones tasked with...doing stuff..

Caezar, Viridus, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:[spoiler]ohmygod, this is last night again, you're confused[/spoiler]

Uhm...how is that a response to anything I said, or relevant to anything we were talking about??? Try this

You keep saying your regional police force. It's not mine. It's a combined idea

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New Gandor wrote:You keep saying your regional police force. It's not mine. It's a combined idea

....I didn't mean yours, obviously. You're confused man.

Back on topic??

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New Gandor wrote:You keep saying your regional police force. It's not mine. It's a combined idea

gg

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Gagium wrote:....I didn't mean yours, obviously. You're confused man.

Back on topic??

Confused I just want you to stop only going at me for a combined effort. I have no problem with you, apparently you have one with me. But I'm willing to put this aside.

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New Gandor wrote:Confused I just want you to stop only going at me for a combined effort. I have no problem with you, apparently you have one with me. But I'm willing to put this aside.

You defended the police force and have seemed knowledgeable enough about it. If you don't have any idea what you're talking about, and you yourself aren't willing to defend your cabinet's policy that you yourself have spoken about because you can't seem capable of answering any of my inquiries nor doing anything else other than...You know what. If you aren't going to do anything other than ignore my points relevant to the topic and tell me to "actually do something", we're done here. Concede if you don't know what you're talking about now and we can be done here.

Caezar, Viridus, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

New Gandor from the dispatches and news article that said recruiting for the currently non-existent police force and 'Juris Doctorate' that allows people to be 'lawyers' and 'prosecutors', I assumed the system was in place, and you as VP during the President's absence could at least speak for the cabinet.

If the system doesn't exist yet (As I haven't seen any bills or anything proposed to actually make this a system that exists), you guys could've held off on the advertising for it and dispatches. Maybe I've got it all wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what's happening.

Caezar, Viridus, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Gagium wrote:You defended the police force and have seemed knowledgeable enough about it. If you don't have any idea what you're talking about, and you yourself aren't willing to defend your cabinet's policy that you yourself have spoken about because you can't seem capable of answering any of my inquiries nor doing anything else other than...You know what. If you aren't going to do anything other than ignore my points relevant to the topic and tell me to "actually do something", we're done here. Concede if you don't know what you're talking about now and we can be done here.

Once again just going at me. But I'm willing to work things out. What were your issues about this and maybe we can work something out.

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Gagium wrote:You defended the police force and have seemed knowledgeable enough about it. If you don't have any idea what you're talking about, and you yourself aren't willing to defend your cabinet's policy that you yourself have spoken about because you can't seem capable of answering any of my inquiries nor doing anything else other than...You know what. If you aren't going to do anything other than ignore my points relevant to the topic and tell me to "actually do something", we're done here. Concede if you don't know what you're talking about now and we can be done here.

There's no need to concede or get frustrated over this, it's a simple dialogue and I don't think it needs to escalate. The administration is pumping out ideas and policy that will soon hopefully create more regional involvement. As we are currently in our highest population ever, we ask for trust in the ability for this administration to lead. We welcome any and all criticism and suggestions.

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New Gandor wrote:Once again just going at me. But I'm willing to work things out. What were your issues about this and maybe we can work something out.

I just asked for a response. You're the Vice President. The President is absent. Again....are you not capable of speaking for something being developed by, uh, Vens' cabinet? Are you not a part of it, or are you been absent for literally every discussion on the topic? Or are you just not willing to concede? Again. I just want a response, not "ohmygod you're going at me" and "I-it's not MINE, thus I'm incapable of defending it".

You're 'willing to work things out'? I think I've asked for you to do just that in every other post instead of the edge that I'm asking you this! Again, if you're incapable of defending it, please tell me, and I'll get off you, Mr. Vice President.

Caezar, Viridus, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, New Fcn Algerstonia

New Gandor wrote:ATTENTION ALL FCN RESIDENTS

Please read this word for word.

THIS IS NOT AN EXECUTIVE ORDER.

Please act responsibly on other regions RMBs. I can only ask you guys to do this. But it is my hope that people will stop posting stuff that makes the FCN as a whole look bad.

With all due respect sir I just aimed to get information for our free press. I did not intend to harm the FCN nor spread classified information which I did not do. I asked for their side of the story and now I am mute there because I don't feel like moving my puppet.

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Monkaslavia, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Monkaslavia wrote:There's no need to concede or get frustrated over this, it's a simple dialogue and I don't think it needs to escalate. The administration is pumping out ideas and policy that will soon hopefully create more regional involvement. As we are currently in our highest population ever, we ask for trust in the ability for this administration to lead. We welcome any and all criticism and suggestions.

That doesn't answer any of my inquiries about your cabinet's actual system. I'll point this out again though - You guys are pushing forward a regional police and justice system that doesn't exist in any law or otherwise tangible form outside of dispatches (And the cabinet chat ?) I'd like to welcome a response as much as you welcome criticism...Though you did actually give me a valid response and answer to one of my earlier questions, though thank you. <edit

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Also wtf did I miss regarding the current cabinet and policies. Someone fill me in

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Gagium wrote:That doesn't answer any of my inquiries about your cabinet's actual system. I'll point this out again though - You guys are pushing forward a regional police and justice system that doesn't exist in any law or otherwise tangible form outside of dispatches (And the cabinet chat ?) I'd like to welcome a response as much as you welcome criticism...Though you did actually give me a valid response and answer to one of my earlier questions, though thank you. <edit

I think the Code of Law and other bills that will soon be proposed will help answer your questions. I can understand the earlier confusion, the law school does not have any students as of now because it hasn't been codified yet. That's why it is only taking applications. We're hoping to get bills out for this all ASAP.

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Monkaslavia wrote:I think the Code of Law and other bills that will soon be proposed will help answer your questions. I can understand the earlier confusion, the law school does not have any students as of now because it hasn't been codified yet. That's why it is only taking applications. We're hoping to get bills out for this all ASAP.

Ah, alright. Taking it as they're still in an early enough form...Again, probably should've waited for it to actually exist to take applications, but that's not really my place. Thanks. :)

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Gagium wrote:I just asked for a response. You're the Vice President. The President is absent. Again....are you not capable of speaking for something being developed by, uh, Vens' cabinet? Are you not a part of it, or are you been absent for literally every discussion on the topic? Or are you just not willing to concede? Again. I just want a response, not "ohmygod you're going at me" and "I-it's not MINE, thus I'm incapable of defending it".

You're 'willing to work things out'? I think I've asked for you to do just that in every other post instead of the edge that I'm asking you this! Again, if you're incapable of defending it, please tell me, and I'll get off you, Mr. Vice President.

gg

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Israeli Commonwealth wrote:Also wtf did I miss regarding the current cabinet and policies. Someone fill me in

They're trying to take our guns!

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Gagium wrote:They're trying to take our guns!

And our alcohol too!

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Kordorith wrote:sotrming mirror force ;)

A Yugioh friend!? What!? You like Yugioh!?

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Viridus wrote:gg

GG EZ!

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Israeli Commonwealth wrote:With all due respect sir I just aimed to get information for our free press. I did not intend to harm the FCN nor spread classified information which I did not do. I asked for their side of the story and now I am mute there because I don't feel like moving my puppet.

Oof. You spammed their RMB, so I mean . . .

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Liberated American Provinces wrote:Oof. You spammed their RMB, so I mean . . .

Im fine with being mute

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Gagium wrote:We haven't tried any character to character RPs, either, which may some people's thing...

Well, we sorta did back into my The Rising RP. I'm all for holding multiple RPs, but there's been pushback against the idea in the past and I can't really keep up with organizing simultaneous RPs, personally.

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Pulls out meat scepter

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Dragons Of Power wrote:A Yugioh friend!? What!? You like Yugioh!?

Yeah man, I still have my precious winged Dragon Of Ra

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Kordorith wrote:Yeah man, I still have my precious winged Dragon Of Ra

Long live the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=barry_goldwater_the_ghost/detail=factbook/id=1208067

Just made another dispatch on why the FCN is lit. UPVOTE SQUAD ASSEMBLE!

Caezar, Confederate Farmers, New Waldensia, Viridus, Gagium, The Legion Of Mankind

Ic President Valeria has refunded the country’s space program after a few days retiring it.

She has allowed more Government contracts to desired industries

As a result she has slightly curbed cooperate welfare spending while restoring the nation scientific advancement .

The laws in the congress are being complete . We have outlawed any worship that isn’t from the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob (yahweh) . Yet it will have some amount of religious toleration to people who are citizens in Confederate Farmers yet worship there god in different country’s such as Muslims Ishmael‘s descendants who worship in a monotheistic way Who believe they worship the same God Christians and Jews do .

In truth they actually worship a war lunar deity in the ancient Arabic pantheon . Migrants will be tolerated if they don’t sacrifice to any gods

Caezar, Gagium, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Confederate Farmers wrote:In truth they actually worship a war lunar deity in the ancient Arabic pantheon . Migrants will be tolerated if they don’t sacrifice to any gods

I politely disagree with the lunar deity thing.

A little context for readers: In Pre-Islamic Arabia, there were many worshippers of Arab polytheism (there were Arab Christians and Jews as well, but we're ignoring them for now). The Arab polytheists had a pantheon of gods, one of which was a Moon god named Al-Lat, the feminine form of Allah. When Islam was introduced, they used the term Allah for their God. Based on this, some people say that Allah of Islam is the moon god Al-Lat of Pre-Islamic Arabia.

However, I do not believe this to be true. Allah is a generic Arabic term for God in general. In Pre-Islamic Arabia, Arab Christians and Jews used the word Allah for their God, because even though they did not worship the Arab pantheon, they still spoke Arabic and Allah is the generic Arab word for the concept.

When Islam was introduced, Muslims used Allah as the name of their God because it was the generic term for God, not because they were going to continue worshiping an old polytheistic God. The crescent-and-star symbol of Islam does not denote Moon-worship either. The crescent-and-star, while an ancient symbol predating the introduction of Islam in Arabia, was not considered a symbol of Islam until rather recently. The Ottoman Empire used a crescent-and-star as it was prominent in Turkic history. Since the Ottoman Empire also functioned as the Caliphate, the crescent-and-star, the symbol of the Ottomans, ended up being associated with Islam as a whole.

Disclaimer: I'm not mad or anything, just wanted to say this. I ain't gonna blow you up or anything, because that would be kind of rude.

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Ooc as for my alternative presidents Richard Milhouse Nixon will win in 1960 and have a second term

Four 1968 I might have Barry Goldwater

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Confederate Farmers wrote:Ooc as for my alternative presidents Richard Milhouse Nixon will win in 1960 and have a second term

Four 1968 I might have Barry Goldwater

Breakdances from victory.

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Kordorith wrote:Yeah man, I still have my precious winged Dragon Of Ra

Ew

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The Legion Of Mankind wrote:Ew

Boooooo! Legion sucks! Booooooo!!

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Abundance And Cherries has been removed from the Vice Chairman position.

Congratulations to:

1. Barry Goldwater The Ghost for becoming Secretary of the Party

2. The Rouge Christmas State for becoming the Recruitment Officer

The position of Vice Chairman will be filled by 5/13.

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Jakobly will choose between these 4 for the new CP Vice Chairman:

Bamgo

Dresderstan

Furbish Islands

The Sentic

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Fcn Conservative Party wrote:Abundance And Cherries has been removed from the Vice Chairman position.

Congratulations to:

1. Barry Goldwater The Ghost for becoming Secretary of the Party

2. The Rouge Christmas State for becoming the Recruitment Officer

The position of Vice Chairman will be filled by 5/13.

nice

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Fcn Conservative Party wrote:Jakobly will choose between these 4 for the new CP Vice Chairman:

Bamgo

Dresderstan

Furbish Islands

The Sentic

thats peer pressure towards Jakobly :(

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Post by Furbish Islands suppressed by a moderator.

I guess it's my job to recruit people now.

[I]*Sales pitch*

Join the Conservative party, we have cookies and flame throwers.

*The CP is not responsible for any damages from the flame throwers*

Please contact [nation=short]The Rouge Christmas State[/nation] for more information regarding the party or exclusive offer

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Post self-deleted by The Rouge Christmas State.

Ic Valeria Signed a bill gradually lowering Government subsides .

Grand Prix racing is completely unrelated to what happens with road cars,” argues Ruri Hoshino, CEO of Kadai Engineering Automotive Firm Incorporated, “but sports car racing drives forward automotive technology. Say no to the Grand Prix, and instead let the World Sports Prototype Championship hold round the clock endurance races at a stadium that we’ll happily foot the bill for. All you need to do is repeal some crazy noise and air pollution laws. Sure, it may not be as glamorous, but it’ll let us show off our wares and will encourage engineering innovation.”

Valeria has repealed national noise .

which will be for the local and state governments to decide to decide

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The Rouge Christmas State wrote:I guess it's my job to recruit people now.

[I]*Sales pitch*

Join the Conservative party, we have cookies and flame throwers.

*The CP is not responsible for any damages from the flame throwers*

Please contact [nation=short]The Rouge Christmas State[/nation] for more information regarding the party or exclusive offer

The flame throwers new or something? I'd like one

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Gagium wrote:The flame throwers new or something? I'd like one

I rather have a dragon.

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The Rouge Christmas State wrote:I guess it's my job to recruit people now.

[I]*Sales pitch*

Join the Conservative party, we have cookies and flame throwers.

*The CP is not responsible for any damages from the flame throwers*

Please contact [nation=short]The Rouge Christmas State[/nation] for more information regarding the party or exclusive offer

You guys got any M32 rotary grenade launchers?

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New Gandor wrote:You guys got any M32 rotary grenade launchers?

The tariffs Trump put in place have unfortunately stopped our shipments.

~~~~~~~

Gagium wrote:The flame throwers new or something? I'd like one

Sure thing, I'll send one your way.

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The Rouge Christmas State wrote:The tariffs Trump put in place have unfortunately stopped our shipments.

You guys got battleships?

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At the opera tonight! La Boheme! Anyone else like classical music?

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Eldrado wrote:At the opera tonight! La Boheme! Anyone else like classical music?

You just gave me a poll idea

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New Gandor wrote:You just gave me a poll idea

You know what a real poll idea would be? "If you could possess an infinity stone, which one would it be" <<This would make you choose with 1/6 of Thanos' supreme power is better. Nobody wants to be polled about 'opera' or 'classical music'!

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Gagium wrote:You know what a real poll idea would be? "If you could possess an infinity stone, which one would it be" <<This would make you choose with 1/6 of Thanos' supreme power is better. Nobody wants to be polled about 'opera' or 'classical music'!

Yeah... but I think it would be a more general "What kind of music is your favorite" poll

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New Gandor wrote:You guys got battleships?

We're a political party not a militia.

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New Gandor wrote:You just gave me a poll idea

My VP senses are tingling

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Viridus wrote:Yeah... but I think it would be a more general "What kind of music is your favorite" poll

well, yes, but you see, there'd only be 1 right answer there

american patriotic music

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Furbish Islands wrote:Farkasfalka-Fcn Peace Talks was banned from the FCN

Constitution says reason needed

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I love America so much.

America is my senpai.

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Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:I love America so much.

America is my senpai.

yes

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Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:I love America so much.

America is my senpai.

UwU

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Viridus wrote:UwU

O! say can yuo see by the dawn's eawwy wight,

What so pwoudwy we haiwed at the twiwight's wast gweaming,

Whose bwoad stwipes and bwight staws thwough the pewilous fight,

O'ew the wampawts we watched, wewe so gawwantwy stweaming?

And the wockets' wed glawe, the bombs buwsting in aiw,

Gave pwoof thwough the night that ouw fwag was stiww thewe;

O! say does that staw-spangwed bannew yet wave

O'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave?

OwO UwU :3

Caezar, Viridus, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power

Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:O! say can yuo see by the dawn's eawwy wight,

What so pwoudwy we haiwed at the twiwight's wast gweaming,

Whose bwoad stwipes and bwight staws thwough the pewilous fight,

O'ew the wampawts we watched, wewe so gawwantwy stweaming?

And the wockets' wed glawe, the bombs buwsting in aiw,

Gave pwoof thwough the night that ouw fwag was stiww thewe;

O! say does that staw-spangwed bannew yet wave

O'ew the wand of the fwee and the home of the bwave?

OwO UwU :3

OWO

Caezar, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

I am making a compilation of the funniest posts ever made. Telegram me if you think you have one that will fit in.

This is only for the FUNNIEST posts. The best of the best. Top-notch humor. Things that made you laugh for hours.

Rules:

1. No political humor, please. Unless it is used in a HILARIOUS way.

2. No inside jokes that other people won’t understand

Telegram me the posts you found funny as hell, and I might put em in!

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Dragons Of Power, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Captain Lard wrote:I am making a compilation of the funniest posts ever made. Telegram me if you think you have one that will fit in.

This is only for the FUNNIEST posts. The best of the best. Top-notch humor. Things that made you laugh for hours.

Rules:

1. No political humor, please. Unless it is used in a HILARIOUS way.

2. No inside jokes that other people won’t understand

Telegram me the posts you found funny as hell, and I might put em in!

can I submit the funniest nation ever?

Because it wouldn't be you, you're not funny lmfao xd

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New Waldensia wrote:We're almost at the 100 nations mark!

#BringFreezicBack

#Freezic100

#MakeFreezicGreatAgain

Oh

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Gagium wrote:can I submit the funniest nation ever?

Because it wouldn't be you, you're not funny lmfao xd

Dude i’m really insecure about whether other people see me as funny bro shut up

Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost

Captain Lard wrote:I am making a compilation of the funniest posts ever made. Telegram me if you think you have one that will fit in.

This is only for the FUNNIEST posts. The best of the best. Top-notch humor. Things that made you laugh for hours.

Rules:

1. No political humor, please. Unless it is used in a HILARIOUS way.

2. No inside jokes that other people won’t understand

Telegram me the posts you found funny as hell, and I might put em in!

Federation Of Fascist Furries wrote:I wiww weave this wame-*ss wegion.

You no fashy ow fuwwy. >:-(

Federation Of Fascist Flamethrowers wrote:I'm leaving as well. This region isn't even fascist and flamethrowers are biologically incompatible with non-fascists.

Federation Of Fascist Falafels wrote:What fascism and falafels have in common is that they are delicious, but you guys clearly don't like fascism.

Sayonara losers.

Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:I agree with you, this shift ain't good. We are already conservative furries, so we shouldn't become fascist furries as well.

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Gagium wrote:Oof you should be in the discord. We’ve been listening to Minecraft parodies for the past hour and still have 1 more hour to go, last one in the vc gets 200k

The good ol' days

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Viridus wrote:The good ol' days

Crimsonfield wrote:Welcome Christian Bounds!

Only September 2018 FCNers will remember

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Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:

Your puppet's posts aren't funny, loser.

[spoiler]Okay maybe some of them were a little but[/spoiler]

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Captain Lard wrote:Dude i’m really insecure about whether other people see me as funny bro shut up

Oh, okay. Sorry

Here though

Topeka wrote:You are all mad because now you have to do it on your own, let's see you get to 90 nations without me

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Gagium wrote:Your puppet's posts aren't funny, loser.

[spoiler]Okay maybe some of them were a little but[/spoiler]

Flamethrowers = Incompatible With Antifash.

You = Incompatible With Everyone.

Get rekt.

Liberated American Provinces, Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado

Final 2 for CP Vice Chairman:

Bamgo

The Sentic

Congrats to Dresderstan and Furbish Islands for making the top 4 on Jakobly's list

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Gagium wrote:Oh, okay. Sorry

Here though

Lmao

Good joke, but I need posts where the joke is included in the post, not out of it. You know what i mean? Posts that you will be able to understand without outside knowledge.

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Reichtenstiene wrote:Woah! What happened? Who invaded us?

#FreeCrimmy #NeverForget

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Captain Lard wrote:Lmao

Good joke, but I need posts where the joke is included in the post, not out of it. You know what i mean? Posts that you will be able to understand without outside knowledge.

Uhm...Weird flex, but alright.

Pablocracy wrote:The Court of the FCN, according to his rights, hereby declares:

-Sentence Topeka as guilty of Treason and of being a fa**. The punishment is ban from the region and an order to prank and trigger him whenever we can. The sentence should be carried on at once.

lol here's a funny one

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Gagium wrote:Uhm...Weird flex, but alright.

lol here's a funny one

Hmmmmm

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Pablocracy wrote:The Court of the FCN, according to his rights, hereby declares:

-Sentence Topeka as guilty of Treason and of being a fa**. The punishment is ban from the region and an order to prank and trigger him whenever we can. The sentence should be carried on at once.

Wait I thought Crimmy is a girl.

Does that mean Viridus is gay?

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Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:Wait I thought Crimmy is a girl.

Does that mean Viridus is gay?

What?

Caezar, Gagium, Eldrado, Barry Goldwater The Ghost, Israeli Commonwealth

Barry Goldwater The Ghost wrote:Wait I thought Crimmy is a girl.

Does that mean Viridus is gay?

What

Viridus wrote:What?

what...?

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Viridus wrote:What?

Gayridus?

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The Rouge Christmas State wrote:I guess it's my job to recruit people now.

[I]*Sales pitch*

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*The CP is not responsible for any damages from the flame throwers*

Please contact [nation=short]The Rouge Christmas State[/nation] for more information regarding the party or exclusive offer

CP Approved

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I’m declaring War on the Left XD

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Eldrado wrote:At the opera tonight! La Boheme! Anyone else like classical music?

Me!

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Topeka wrote:You are all mad because now you have to do it on your own, let's see you get to 90 nations without me

Best post

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New Waldensia wrote:Me!

Can’t say I’m surprised Waldy... but still impressed nonetheless

Have any favourite operas or composers?

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cAn YoU fInD mE?

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Put the words on my flag through a translator

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Wheres Waldensia wrote:Put the words on my flag through a translator

Who’s puppet is this?

That is a cool flag though 🔥

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Is U Callin me a puppet UWU OWO?

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Alright, i gotta admit, it took me a while to make this flag

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Wheres Waldensia wrote:Is U Callin me a puppet UWU OWO?

u r Barry Goldwater The Ghost, aren't u?

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And I'm Kanye West

Jakobly wrote:u r Barry Goldwater The Ghost, aren't u?

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