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Region: Friendly Pacifists
Nyetoa, The Rickpublic, Sultanate Of Turkey, Sysillia, Conark, Archael, Cool Homies and Azurunume are all died then
I haven't seen them much.
IÂ’m going to church.
Also, whatÂ’d you eat for breakfast?
For me, I always eat eggs, bacon, OJ, toast (with PB), apples, and cookies and milk on sundays
going to church at 1:30, delayed
Why Are You In Here
WhatÂ’s going on, I just got out of church and WAYIH got ejected???
Why Are You In Here
Yeah I don't think freach likes me
A bowl of milk or soy milk. That's it. (At least, most of the times.)
[spoiler=More memes; Please provide feedback upon seeing them]https://ibb.co/ZMpCm5G
https://ibb.co/12Y9YMz
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Small
The bowl is medium sized.
When thereÂ’s trouble you know who to calllll
(Teen titans!)
[spoiler=Don't ask why but]https://ibb.co/RzjdrKs
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To be fair you banned me first
Why Are You In Here
To be even more fair you were supporting WAYIH, Public Enemy No. 1 during the Like Wars. Plus, I didn't want you to like the posts in Majestia and you were pretty much my enemy at that time, I felt like banning you was a crucial part of the war. And as for why I banned WAYIH twice, they started liking everyone's posts when I was writing a story or something (I forgot) and North Freachikion kinda persuaded me to dislike like spammers (not on purpose though; I went back to not caring about it now).
wtf did I do this time?
So? WAYIH never deserved to be PEN1 and his tradition was to like every post. He stopped it because of toxicity against him so I took it up.
Why Are You In Here
You didn't have to like three of my posts in Majestia. I mean sure, I'm friends with both North Freachikion and Thal Dorthat, but you got ejected for a reason, right? And what does PEN1 mean?
I liked the posts so I liked them.
I got ejected because people were upset that I was liking their posts.
PEN1, Public Enemy No. 1
Why Are You In Here, Simonia
1, Last time I checked you probably liked every post.
2, EXACTLY! You see why I banned you? I mean, I never really cared, but I was on North Freachikion's side. Sorry.
3, Cool. I wonder who PEN1 is now.
1. Only on the first page
2. If you didn't care about me liking them, why did you take his side?
3. There really isn't an audience to this conversation except for WAYIH, and he hasn't spoken.
Are you saying I'm PEN1?!
I think she was trying to say I am currently PEN1. You are, for now, the audience/the public. But no, you aren't
Oh thank god. I thought everyone was gonna treat me like sh*t again
I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Why Are You In Here
Ty :)
1, Oh. OK.
2, North Freachikion is my friend. I mean sure, you are too, but you literally started a war. Plus, North Freachikion literally publicly announced that they didn't like WAYIH's liking.
3, No, you're not PEN1. No one is. For now. Unless I am.
4, Any meme reactions? I didn't send those to the RMB for nothing. Oh, and here's a place where everyone's true personality could finally shine. ItÂ’s called Simonian Puppets Rp Region. https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=206949
IÂ’m an American 🇺🇸, weÂ’ll show you burgers 🍔 get rid ❌ of siestas and re-educate! 📚
Pshh talk to the hand 👋 what next lemme guess 🤷♀️ you wanna make Philippines 🇵🇭 a US state?
HENERAL LUNA
BORN IN MANILA
EVEN IF I AM AN ILOCANO
FILIPINO GENERAL FOUGHT IN THR PHILIPPINE AMERICAN WAR LET ME INTRO YOU
TO THE BLACK GUARD
LUNA SHARPSHOOTERS THAT LUNA DEFENSE LINE THEYRE LIKE WOAH
WITH MILITARY SCIENCE I TRAINED THESE MEN TO CATCH AMERICANS LIKE POKÉMON GO
oh now itÂ’s time to get a bÂ’ttÂ’e oÂ’ wÂ’tÂ’r, oh criley! It isnÂ’t there!
(Yes I offended both because I couldnÂ’t decide whether to be British or Australian)
Ethensia
Wait what?
Why do you even need to offend people? ItÂ’s not like there's another RMB war going on or anything.
Because I like to and thereÂ’s nothing you can do about it
[spoiler= ] "Mikey, aren't Filipinos practically Spanish?"
"Excuse me?"
"Well, you have a Spanish last name?"
"Oh, Yes, Spanish royalty: Bustos, Duke of Spain"
"uh... I mean. no Frank"
"Filipinos are not a kind of Spanish"
"oh"
"In fact, check out our Philippine Heroes"
I'm Lapu Lapu, machete na Guapo
Bold and a king so they call me Datu
Who is that I see talking to our fellow tribesmen?
Ferdinand Magellan and his men from Spain
Teaching their religion Catholic Roman
I'm now like a Spanish
No, You're Visayan!
(Oh!)
Time to wage war on Ferdinand's Men
Let's kill him with our weapons here in Mactan
Jose Protasio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Realonda
Jose Rizal, Almost Four Cеnturies still ruled by the Spanish
Wе're executing you!
Cause I'm anti-colonial?
You're "Noli Me Tangere" "El Filibusterismo" Poems caused rebellion against Spain!
Oops! Did I start a Spanish revolution?
Ready!
Consummatum est
Aim!
We are the revolution KKK
Fire!
Rizal, you're death won't go in vain!
I'm Andres Bonifacio, Republic Tagalog President, and the Great Plebian
Co-founder and supremo of the Katipunan
The Father of the Philippine Revolution!
Our Secret society of Filipino militants
Hopes for a Philippines Free From Spain!
I'm Marcela Agoncillo Seamstress
I'm in Hong Kong to escape the stress
Then, General Emillo Aguinaldo requested to sew a flag that best represented
The Philippines
Look oh! isn't it Bente
A sun, three stars, there's a blue and red
In accordance to General Aguinaldo's Design
I'm Mother of The Philippine Flag, ok?
Apolinario Mabini, First Prime Minister of The Philippines. Hurray, we're free!
Mabuhay!
Brains of The Revolution, now work in Government despite losing my legs to Polio Disease
I'm an American, We'll show you Burgers, Get rid of siesta's, and re-educate!
Pshh... Talk to the hand what next? Lemme guess you wanna make the Philippines a US State?
General Luna, born in Manila
Even if I am a Ilocano
Filipino General fought in The Philippine-American war
Let me intro you!
To the "Black Guard" "Luna Sharpshooters" that Luna Defense Line they're like Woah!
With Military Science I trained these men to catch Americans Like Pokemon Go!
"So you see, Frank
"We, Filipinos are not Spanish, we're not like Americans, we're not like anybody"
"We are our own people"
"Independent and free"
"We have heroes to thank for that"
"And we cannot forget how we became The Philippines"
"Oh that's kinda cool, Mikey"
"And don't ever forget it"[/spoiler]
Pilinoes or whatever are spanish
Ethensia
The United federal commonwealth of Ethensia would like to know your location
I know he lives in Montreal if that helps
Ethensia
Goofy Ah Drive, Ohio Avenue, 42069 Street
No no, THAT WAS A JOKE-
ah cool I live at 69 Rick Astley street
yo we neighbors bro if IÂ’m correct, Rick ASTLEY street is next to WeÂ’re no strangers to love street and thatÂ’s next to 42069 Street
Ethensia
I know it was a joke.
I'm still helping anyways...
Ethensia
😳😳😳😳😳
I live on 420 Never Gonna Give You Up Bvld., zip 42069 just if yo wanna visit
Ethensia
You live on Goofy Ah Drive or Ohio Avenue by any chance?
Ethensia
Ohio Avenue
But I canÂ’t go outside or else the ding dong ditch will catch me
He put me on house arrest for 694206942069420 days
I remember the ding dong ditch.
I was stuck in my home for 4206942042069420420420696942069 days cuz of him
Ethensia
Oh, thatÂ’s sad.
I wish I could go out and touch grass but he wonÂ’t let me go out of my backyard
Yeah the Ding Dong Ditch doesn't lemme take a shower and forces me to be a discord mod :..(
I cant touch grass either
Same, I hate being a discord mod!
D:
Ethensia
I live in 69 Ashton Crescent, Simona District, London, England, UK, Western Europe, Europe, Afro-Eurasia, Earth, the Solar System, the Milky Way, the Local Group, the Virgo cluster, the Virgo Supercluster, the Universe.
Last night I was walking down my street listening to music when some weird blue meatballs were at my front yard eating my flowers.
I told them to stop but they said “anacp īue haha” which I believed was burodan. Then I saw my fridge walk out the door and use a big icy tongue to grab me and swallow me whole. Now IÂ’m a refrigerator, I hate being a refrigerator, and the blue meatballs transformed into Micheal JacksonÂ’s and started killing me with “HEEE HEEE HEEE HEE”
Luckily I survived and hereÂ’s a really cool tutorial on how to stop them coming to you:
Step one, board up your windows and set up 1 billion anti-blue meatball traps so when the come to eat your trees or flowers the lorax will pop out and jumpscare them. Then trap your flamethrower and burn them alive, also make sure you have a Vendilian nerd with you so they can destroy the blue meatballs with random facts.
Next call the ghostbusters and tell them that “Michael Jackson is at my house”. They are trained for this and will soon come up to your house and use their cardboard vacuums to suck the blue meatballs up.
Finally go to your basement and grab a box of screaming babies and pour them onto the blue meatballs. And thatÂ’s how you protect your house from creepy men in Ethensia countryball costumes.
Simonia
Luckily I know their weakness.
Ring[sup]TM[/sup]
I used to be harassed by the ding dong ditch but now I harass them
Ethensia
Hear ye, hear ye,
A decree from the Prime Minister's office
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Ethensia
A speech from the Ethensian prime minister, Nelson Chamelegar
I woke up in a new Bugatti
alr..............
*ding dong, ding dong*
Hear ye, hear ye,
A decree from the Prime Minister's office
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Hello? Is this Jonathon, Ian, or that creepy guy my friend Simona has a crush on?
Random facts:
1, It's confirmed; Simonias User Simone might have a small crush on You Know Who.
2, It's also confirmed: The Interrupters News Channel Alliyora News Channel is back on track!
*changes channel*
“Welcome to the Alliyora News Chan-“
“No, it's the Interrupters News Chan-“
“Alliyor-“
“Interrupt-“
“Alliyor-“
“Interrupt-“
“Enough of all of that! Our relationship with Thal-“
“Dorthat? Dortho-“
“THAL DORTHAT-“
“Is growing stronger-“
“NO, IT'S WEAKENING-“
“Lies-“
*changes channel*
“What? Guys, stop talking about Thal-“
*changes channel*
“Breaking news: Simonia releases memes! Hooray!”
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Hear ye, hear ye,
A decree from the Prime Minister's office
The person who posts directly below me doesn't shower
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
*changes channel*
“OH MY GOODNESS! THAL DORTHAT LIED TO US AGAIN!”
“Who the heck is Thal Dorthat?”
“Our worst enemy, duh.”
“No, they're our best friend.”
“Worst enemy”
“Best friend”
“Worst enemy”
“Best friend”
Â
“Guys, I know this seaside resort called Simonian Puppets Rp Region! We'll be able to go there for free in 4 days!”
“Woohoo!”
“Finally, you guys stopped talking about Thal Dorthat!”
“Thal Dorthat is a liar.”
“Ugh. Not again! Can we talk about Simonia now?”
“Sure. Simonia has siblings, cousins, nephews/nieces, and children.”
“I know that.”
*changes channel*
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
PROOF SIMONIA DOESN"T SHOWER!!!11!1111111!11!1!!!1/??///???///??///??//??///?
(/j, ofc)
Simonia, I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
It is I the ghost of Christmas yet to come
Simonia, I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
I am holding a chirstmas celebration if i get 10 likes on this post
Why Are You In Here, Simonia, North Freachikion
Same. In Simonian Puppets Rp Region, of course.
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Hear ye, hear ye
A decree from the office of the Prime Minister
i turn little black worms into centipedes
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Seriously? You're joking, right?
[spoiler]Who wants more memes?[/spoiler]
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
me
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
When you're Simonia, you've never met North Freachikion and Thal Dorthat, and you got banned from Friendly Pacifists: This is fine. (JK ofc)
Code: 290300.
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Are you signed in to Gimkit????
And if you are, are you 16 years or older???????
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Wait I have to be 16 years or older to make a Gimkit account? Oh shoot.
Edit: Wow didn't know ads work here.
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Outside of USA
Simonia's 15 or younger>???:"????!???!??!??!
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
NOOOOO!
Who told you that? Not gonna tell you my exact age, though.
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
"Wait I have to be 16 years or older to make a Gimkit account? Oh shoot."
Means you are 15 or younger
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
OK GIMKIT IS CANCELLED! How do I delete my account?
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
have to go anyways
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Wait you have to be 16?!
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
outside of the USA to create a Gimkit account
if you're in the USA its 13
Ethensia, I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Guess SimoniaÂ’s age
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
1
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3
4
5
6
7
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9
10
11
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13
14
15
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Oh thank god
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Hey! Are you crazy? Simonia's age will be forever unknown. >:)
Simonia
14
I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia
Why
Why not
>:(
North Freachikion and Why Are You In Here, wanna get banned?
What?
If you ban me you're gay
Why are you supporting people who are making people guess my age?
Because other people are guessing other people's identity and they're supporting it
You liar! Thal Dorthat is 9999999999999999999999999999999999% better than you! >:(
😡
I think I should ban you. If you don't let me ban you, you're evil and gay. >:)
I think I should give you this ratio >:)
North Freachikion
STOP POSTING ABOUT-
What?
Ethensia
skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet
Ethensia
*changes channel*
“Perfect. I'm the only one here. Where's Thal Dorthat? We have to ban them-“
“NO WE DON'T!”
“Ugh, come on!”
*changes channel*
Ethensia
Where's Thal Dorthat? I'm banning WAYIH now!
Edit: NVM sorry for that.
You're such a a meanie
IÂ’m banning every walking fridge who steps on my backyard! I donÂ’t care if the ding dong ditch put me on house arrest!
What? Seriously?
Ethensia
idk
Walking fridges are evil. They kidnap people with their long icy tongues.
Majestia is so toxic
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.