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Region: Friendly Pacifists
Cause i got kicked for no reason and had to try and defend myself
Simonia
Hold on! I think I saw a skinwalker over there!
(Wait are we roleplaying as our countryballs or who?)
The Rickpublic
Countryballs*
I hate those rancid creatures!!! Could you tell which way it went?
Simonia
*it shapeshifted into a butterfly*
To the northeast!
(P.S. I'm going to make a countryball drawing on this)
The Rickpublic
Well i guess we are heading northeast then, Grab your supplies and camera
(P.S cant wait to see it)
Simonia
*grabs supplies*
(It's a drawing, not a comic)
The Rickpublic
alright so if you saw it move Northeast then that means it probably didnt get to far, I decree that this skinwalker shall be dead by tomorrow! But first did you pack anything to eat cause like him starving
(P.S i read that wrong)
Simonia
*searches backpack*
Hey! Where did my backpack go?
*Turns out, a skinwalker disguised as a bird stole it*
https://ibb.co/fYKt59N
The Rickpublic
Lucky us, I guess we will have to move forward anyway
(That is a super epic and sigma drawing that put a smile on my face)
Simonia
(Thank you.)
The Rickpublic
*arrives with gear*
Hey guys, heard we can get a reward for killing skinwalkers. I saw a ton down here on my island.
The Rickpublic
You are extremely lucky you caught us, Yes i am giving cash rewards for each confirmed kill of a skinwalker. If you saw a ton on your island then i guess it would be better to head down there then waste time by chasing just one or two
Floricia-Leanna
*kills a skinwalker*
The Rickpublic
UUUGH fine ill go get the cash!
Floricia-Leanna
Thank you for the cash!
The Rickpublic
Yeah Yeah here ya go, here is your $10,000
Simonia
guys gn
Simonia
Gn.
“Lots of embassies. I usually name-snipe well-connected regions.”
-Improper Classifications
Hey guys I just found out why Dorthat Islands got sniped.
bonjour
Bonjour.
嗨
嗨
Hogy vagy?
(try to guess what means)
How are you?
u used translate ddnt u?
No. I searched it up on Google.
same thing lol
FYI to those who don't know tomorrow is Simonia's four month anniversary on NationStates.
I reach 1 billion pop soon.
hi
I'm reaching 750 million population, my four month anniversary on NationStates, and Simonia's Foundation Celebration soon!
And yes, Simonia is a highly contested name all over the internet. Need proof? Three nations were named Simonia before me. Also, just look at how many websites have the name "Simonia" marked taken. That's why you all see me as Simonia_Majestia or something like that outside of NationStates.
The first idea of Selanese Empire was in mid 2020 in a private server, just a few months after I left NS due to defamation. I don't have a celebration for a "foundation date" yet.
I did not have an idea for Thal Dorthat at all. I just remembered this site and decided to make a nation, then put some random gibberish in the "Nation Name" box. I decided for it to be a socialist paradise.
Ekk Dorthat I wanted to be a capitalist republic (how ironic...) and Chet Dorthat was meant to be a vacation nation, then an Anarcho-Primitivist one, until it finally landed on being a continuation of the Dorthatian Empire.
> socialist
> paradise
Simonia was meant to be Simonia of Elle 11 and Majestia, a magical kingdom (or should I say, queendom?) with many interesting tourist sites. But now Simonia is getting less magical due to NationStates influences.
Aprinia was meant to be a dictatorship.
Slastinia was meant to be based on my ROBLOX persona.
Pilosina...wasn't really based on anything. It's now Pearl Paradise or something. IDK.
Poraia was also supposed to be a dictatorship.
Opora and Lorilee had no specific purpose.
Payonia is another nation I made up in summer camp and since Simonia is here, why not bring Payonia here too?
Sofiana wasn't meant to be anything, but I later evolved it into a space nation.
Arprina was based off of Aprinia minus the dictatorship part.
Floricia-Leanna...well, let's just assume you read my first story.
Region Hoppers and Spies with Long Names was meant to be a mysterious spy nation.
Dorthat was meant to be a name snipe after Lockelle is taken with pretty much no other goal.
Alpha Q (that's its short name) was meant to be a nation with every alphabet letter, but it's name is extremely hard to memorize.
User Control Panel was another name snipe, but it's now an arcade machine in the middle of Embassy Island's Embassy Region.
Embassy Island was created because we didn't know where to put the Majestia embassy buildings.
Monstersland was created so Simonia's monsters can have a nation of their own (read my second story for more insight on that).
Doratica was created so Simonia could have an enemy because having no enemies is boring, but now relations between those two nations have settled a bit.
And Simeone was created because Hawayaii kept calling me that. It used to be Simonias Mom and Thal Dorthat's kid, but it's now FSP's kid.
(Though those are only the nations I have in Majestia. I have a few more puppets in different regions.)
Don't question my logic back then...
Don't question my logic back then either.
hi
Hi.
Hola.
Originally the Selanese Empire was supposed to be set in the Middle Ages, and the story was in the style of chronicles back then. I was playing a medieval-themed game back then.
I saw the current flag in a dream. For the Tunglanese flag I used a variant of my former nation (the one that got defamed), which was fitting, because back then, the Tunglanese language was still the same language as that old nation. Only when I came to NS did I change it to the current writing system.
A while later I started playing a modern-themed game, and I decided to bring the Selanese Empire to a modern setting. Then I had plans to make a mod for that game based on the Selanese Empire, but due to lack of resources, I never started.
Simonisca Mirella Nuella: Named after SMN, Simonia's three-letter code.
FSP=Friendly Pacifists+Simonia. IC, it was just an islet, but now it's a post-Naran Empire former Simonian territory.
Symonya=Simonia but the Is are Ys.
Puppet and Spy of Dora: Just randomly felt like it.
Dora Lana: Hold on! There's already a nation named Dora! Don't wanna be caught for impersonation! And it was born as a snowy nation.
Riola Lana: Another snowy nation cause why not?
Simonias User Simone: Just needed a nation to represent the IRL me.
Ekk Simonia: Named after and slightly based on Ekk Dorthat. With permission this time.
Ohio Prison: Created based on DingDongDitch
Walking Fridge: Ethensia was afraid of walking fridges, so I decided to have some fun.
Thal Dorthot, Anti Thal Dorthat 1, etc.: The massacres.
Most other ambassadors: Either named after Simonia, the region, or both.
Simonia is not Thal Dorthat: SIMONIA DOESN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON THAL DORTHAT! AT LEAST NOT AT THE TIME I MADE THIS NATION!
Iziba: Named after the island of Ibiza.
Did I miss anybody?
Also, this flag was designed after my favorite colors. Slastinia's flag was designed based on my Roblox character's favorite colors. Pilosina's flag was based on Nauru's flag.
what does all of that mean 😭
All my nations are named after or based on something or nothing. Usually, it's legitimate, but I have all those massacre remnants that are not.
hmmmmmm ok
guten tag
Simonia
WeÂ’ve just had a slurry of immigrantsÂ… hello! What calls you here?
Simonia
Post self-deleted by Simonia.
GUYS I HAVE 666 MILLION POPULATION
Why Are You In Here, Federal Republic Of Serov, Kreushian Embassy
Interesting because Kreushia is the exact opposite. If you try to search it up you'll find my NationStates page.
Simonia
True. Search up my name and you'll find simony. Explaining why no one commits simony in Simonia.
This is something that came up when I searched up “Kreushia”:
https://w3stats.com/results/krushia.com/
Kreushian Embassy
Odd. HereÂ’s some holy water just to be safe.
Thank you.
(Also yesterday my population was 660 million and the day before that, I had 654 population.)
Federal Republic Of Serov
I have 671. I think I was founded exactly one day before you.
Population rises from 6-4 million every day.
Federal Republic Of Serov
I thought it was 5-7 million.
Actually, you were founded a few hours after me. I was founded at Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:50 am (in my time zone) and you were founded at 6:00 pm.
Federal Republic Of Serov
I know that Kreushia was founded before both of you.
*checks Kreushia's founding date*
True.
How do you check founding date?
Interesting.
Post self-deleted by Simonia.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rOEc_w7x5lE?si=wpGGqf3ayCykaj20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ZVR24p43o
Random question:
IC, did Friendly Pacifists exist in 2000?
Post by The Rickpublic Empire suppressed by The Rickpublic.
idk
The Rickpublic
hi
hi
most likely, it takes more than 23+ years for an island chain as large as FP to form
hi >:(
how are you >:(
Why are you mad?
Wait hold on if Fortilla is able to accept and reject embassy requests can Friendly Simonian Pacifists do it too?
i dont like saying hi literally every time fortilla says it but i dont wanna be rude
Simonia
BREAKING NEWS:
There's a place named Austria named Thal. No wonder the name Thal is so popular on NationStates.
woah no way i didnt know theres a place called Austria in Europe :O *shocking*
Simonia
They stole Thal's name! (this is a joke for all the simonians that don't know)
Simonia
Huh? A city in Austria stole Thal's name?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thal,_Styria
*more funny search results coming soon*
Why Are You In Here
question for Simeone:
why did u say that thers a place named austria?
Huh? I never said anything!
*simonia
I just wanted to tell everyone about Thal.
ur crush?
what about Thal?
I just found it weird how there is a village named Thal when I literally have Thal's card.
in where?
Austria.
Austria is where?
Europe, Eurasia, Afro-Eurasia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Local Group, the Virgo Cluster, the Virgo Supercluster, the Universe.
and where is Europe?
Eurasia, Afro-Eurasia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Local Group, the Virgo Cluster, the Virgo Supercluster, the Universe.
and where is Eurasia, Afro-Eurasia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Local Group, the Virgo Cluster, the Virgo Supercluster, the Universe.?
GUYS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
LAYTYONIA HAS WITHDREW AND RE-ENDORSED LEFACKISTAN AND NOW BOTH NATIONS HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF ENDORSEMENTS. THAT MEANS IN THE NEXT WA UPDATE, LAYTYONIA WILL BECOME THE WA DELEGATE OF FRIENDLY PACIFISTS.
-Simonia
they're brothers i think
I know, but still.
i mean its not really a bit of a problem tbh
Hey Thal Dorthat can I write a welcome telegram for this region?
ahhhhhhhhhh stranger
What?
discord server is kinda ded
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