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Region: Friendly Pacifists
*sends walking fridge to your region*
NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAA
Hi.
Ethensia
420
AAAA ITS HIM
North Freachikion made them guess my age! >:(
So I politely asked them for permission to ban them.
Ethensia
🗿
*enters your backyard*
Do you want some free food?
Ethensia
Last night I was walking down my street listening to music when some weird blue meatballs were at my front yard eating my flowers.
I told them to stop but they said anacp īue haha which I believed was burodan. Then I saw my fridge walk out the door and use a big icy tongue to grab me and swallow me whole. Now Im a refrigerator, I hate being a refrigerator, and the blue meatballs transformed into Micheal Jacksons and started killing me with HEEE HEEE HEEE HEE
Luckily I survived and heres a really cool tutorial on how to stop them coming to you:
Step one, board up your windows and set up 1 billion anti-blue meatball traps so when the come to eat your trees or flowers the lorax will pop out and jumpscare them. Then trap your flamethrower and burn them alive, also make sure you have a Vendilian nerd with you so they can destroy the blue meatballs with random facts.
Next call the ghostbusters and tell them that Michael Jackson is at my house. They are trained for this and will soon come up to your house and use their cardboard vacuums to suck the blue meatballs up.
Finally go to your basement and grab a box of screaming babies and pour them onto the blue meatballs. And thats how you protect your house from creepy men in Ethensia countryball costumes.
also wth is a gimkit
pls dont eat me
Don't worry. I won't. Would you like some free ice cream?
ok sure
*gives you ice cream*
OI I PUT YOU ON HOUSE ARREST
What is going on
thx. Maybe walking fridges arent so b-
WOAH WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
*you realize the ice cream was lethally poisonous*
Ethensia
Thai dortha-
*dies*
L imagine
O NVM I TAKE THAT BACK WHAT IS THST TAA..
faints
Who's Thai Dorthat?
*drags you to ohio prison*
idk
Post self-deleted by Why Are You In Here.
Me. Hello.
hi
Welcome to Ohio Prison!
Ethensia. Welcome to court.
This RMB is weird now
I'm Ohio Prison, Doratica's ally.
Ethensia
I SWEAR IT WAS THE FRIDGE I DIDNT DO ANYTHING AND CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM PLSSSSSS AM BUSTIINNGJNNN
Thai Dorthat is an impostor
I am THAL Dorthat
btw Thai Dorthat (not the above poster) is me because I got it to prevent namesnipers
Oh yeah! And I'm Ohio Prison, not anybody else.
Thai dortha-
*dies*
Next person to talk will go to Ohio prison to get jumped
Ethensia, for breaking your house arrest rules i sentence you to listening to baby shark on loop with full volume for 929191010109894930920991902912901920910201920192981082918 years!
Liar.
THAL DORTHAT, CAN I PLEASE BAN YOU?
Shut up meanie
NOOO WAIT PLSS S IT WAS THE FRIDE
and can I go toilet plss
ok come with me we use buddy system
oke than-
*pushes your head into the toilet and then flushes the toilet*
brr skibidi
Hi!
B. LBLBBLBLB
BLOBKKKKEJIOSJIISJAUJSIJW
OISUIWJIOSJ NOOO HELPPPSJIZNKJZNJZNJKN
*saves you*
Hi!
oka [Aalcksianjina bak to the sentence
Baby shark dol ffldod dodod
o thanks-
AAAAAAAA NNOOOOOOO
Now what?
Follow me.
Hi again! It's me, [nation=long]Region Hoppers and Spies with Long Names[/nation]!
okay
Hey Ethensia, brother, I learned a new language, its called migrex
HELP EMBASSIES ARE CLOSING!!!
Ethensia
Liaoooiil iluliaapao aliap liaaoolia liaaliappkguuualiapguuliap
OH NOOOO I NEED TO CALL LUFFYMAN
One Piece Gangsters Sn COME HERE QUICCKKKKK
Phew thank you Thal Dorthat. You're off the ban list.
Thal Dorthat
Post self-deleted by Why Are You In Here.
hey whered Ethensia fo
idk I think he went to
IDK. Probably in Snowyland Lana.
U R HIS SIBLING
TELL ME NIW
U KNOW EVERYHTINGNABOUT HIM
THATS IT UR UDER AREST
Simonia I've made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement. I'm very sorry for "bullying you" even though I don't remember it. I hope we can be friends again and not bully each other :)
WaAIT NO I DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS AFTUSLLY
OK. Sorry for also bullying you.
Why Are You In Here
Plialiapaliapilliap ilpaliapkeliap iaoj liaaooaoliap!
It's ok
Sorry for trying to close embassies btw
It's OK.
Why Are You In Here
Pko ao meiaolialia illiappkmeiao ojou kfo guliapiluil
WITAI DRE MŪNGAS WAJ JEI MAG????????
wait
uh oh
wrong rmb
I gotta run
GET BACK HERE- whered he go
IDK.
O yea, burodan.
WHERE DID HE GO
I DOTN KNPW
Check Snowyland Lana. If theyre not there, Dorthat Islands.
ok
*creepily runs away to snowy land lama a
Why are you guys looking for Ethensia?
WHERRE IS THE ETHEN-SEE A
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE THE OUTLAW ETHEN-SEE A IS
IF U JOT FROM OHIO U ON HOUS ARREST LIKE ETHENSI AAAAA
HE FILIPINO AND FILIPINO R POOJHJN
AND FLY OIHO AIRWAHGS
I think the Boneyard. I'm not sure. Or maybe Simonian Puppets Rp Region.
Dingdongditch
did u know that. I wachhc Vendilia in their slep. they r cringey thei slay al th time. I cant slep now bcouz of Vendi.
I look foew bonyar now bye beyx
I onlY sea skeleton. I go to Simon I puppets.
Have you found your target yet?
Lefackistan >:(
>:)
Simonia
no
Simonia
this rmb is now a coyphus-majestia talking place instead of a friendly pacifists one
Simonia
bro simonia asked me if they could ban me bro
Simonia
dam, I assume that you said no.
Simonia
They didn't say yes or no.
Sorry for that. You asked people to guess my age and I didn't like it.
What are you talking about?
Its between 13-15, and Im guessing youre below 8th grade from a post you made a while ago
am younger than that.
My bad Tee Hee
A
Literally me (Not Satire)
ANYWAY What happened when i was "Offline" cause I'm not reading all that
The RAAF rickrolled us.
HA HA
Ethensia
Why do you want to know my age so badly?
Well, to make a long story short, Dingdongditch was looking for Ethensia.
It's OK don't be sad.
Ethensia
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