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Region: Friendly Pacifists
Us.
I NOW decree I own HALF of every islands ever (Not Satire??)
Yeah but what's the big deal with those islands?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Us.
We're big and notable.
I stand with Thal dont worry man i got your back Simonia i got yours to man (NOT SATIRE)
To those who wants islandsÂ
JUST CLAIM ONE IN Majestia! THEY'RE FREE!
DIBS (NOT SATIRE)
Thank you.
Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat, please list 5 reasons each why I should stand with you.
Guys I got inspired and might be declaring war on SimoniaÂ
Bruh why?
1. We have a lot of freedom
2. We are weak and need help
3. We are the most influential on the global stage
4. We are the only one that has democratic elections
5. We don't claim sovereignty other all of the islands.
I dont really wanna get into a war with both you and perhaps the non thal dorthats but i said what i said and i meant what i said (NOT SATIRE)
Reasonable. Ekk and Chet?
1. We are blessed by the gods.
2. We have the right ways of choosing our leaders
3. We have morals
4. We are holy and united
5. The islands were ours, granted to us by the gods.
Who are the gods?
Chet? What about you?
Hey if anyone wants peace tell me via telegram or my region's RMB.
If anyone needs free healthcare in Snowyland Lana, I'll give everybody one free healthcare ticket.
1. Our monarchy is the direct descendant of the Dorthatian Empire
2. We have the best dialect of Dorthatian
3. We weren't influenced by Qor'Vaa or Col'Kaman
4. We have not had a lot of light cast upon us in recent years, leaving a lot to forget about us.
5. We would make Dorthat into one, actually (kind of) free nation, and not 3 powers.
Hey guys if anyone needs help contact me via telegram!
You know what? If you don't know about the glory of the two gods, how about this:
We give a lot of help in your military if you convert to Ekkism.
You are also really lucky we give you this offer. Usually we declare war on non-believers.
No thank you. We don't need any military help andÂ
Thal Dorthat, we're allies, right?
Are we?
Alright are y'all standing with me or Simonia? I'm thinking of making this a double war.
We'll give you help in your military and fight against Simonia if you convert to our religion.
I asked you that question for a reason?
What's your religion?
dont worry Simonia I said id help you and i will! (NOT SATIRE) *plus i have a better population therefore larger military then thal*
Ekkism. Two gods, violent, a lot of morals.
Rhetorical question.
Simonia
Simonia, of course. Should we make an II thread on this? I call dibs for OP if we should.
Simonia.
I guess I'm just gonna watch you guys fight because we have no militaryÂ
you have no military? (Not Satire)
We'll lend you some troops if you convert to our religion
If you want me to answer, yes.
Thank you for your support!
The Rickpublic
IC: Why are you making people convert to your religion?
OOC: Can I make an Ekkist Simonian puppet?
yeah np (NOT SATIRE)
Simonia
Sure. Just ask me for any any every details about the religion.
Alright whoever needs help, contact me.
any other Rydtians here??
I'M HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO START THE LESSER SIMONE SQUAD! >:)
what would you do if i hypothetically dropped seven nukes onto every major city of yours? (Mix of satire and not)
I do. Actually, everyone in the GSS does. The LSS is coming.
I don't think so.
I have shields from N-Day. I stole them all from Simonia.
SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SHIELDS WENT!
what was N-Day?????
We are glad that Ekkism has spread across Simonia.
IC: That's not me. That's some copycat wannabe.
Well, at least there is one pro-ekkist are that is not us.
It isnt me (NOT SATIRE)
It's me. And now, the Lesser Simone Squad is out! Accepting new recruits!
NOT IT (NOT SATIRE)
Can you tell me every detail about the religion?
Tomorrow (in a TG)
Note from My Time in Simonia: Simonia is this close to becoming a nuclear wasteland. Hope NationStates chooses the right choices or else y'all should expect a lore rewrite.
Someone please choose option C I can't
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
SIMONIA REWRITE PLS
Barbieheimer be like:
You want me to be a nuclear wasteland? Seriously? You can choose because the maximum choices in a row is 3, though I don't know why you want a lore rewrite.
jk
Breaking news:
Oppenheimer has dropped 1000 nukes on Barbieland. Simonia affected.
Note: The rewrite only lasts for a few IRL days or so.
Where's Barbieland?
873 km southwest from Friendly Pacifists
Bruh. EXPLODES THANKS TO—
Hold on! PCC and Majestia are safe havens You can't touch me there!
what?? Option C??? what are options A and B?? (NOT SATIRE)
A, Use magic
B, Smuggle shields from another country (your country)
C, Give up and embrace our fate
D, Flee
Unfortunately, Thal Dorthat chose a choice already, so get readyÂ…
I choose option B
Oh no, you made Oppenheimer salty, get ready for a FULL lore rewrite
BTW What is PCC?
It's not a full lore rewrite. PCC is short for Pink Castle City.
Next snippet of the story:
“ARE YOU KIDDING?”, Camille declared, “Why did I let Simone Gallant choose? Never mind. We're using magic and smuggling shields from…”
“[nation=noflag]Thal Dorthat[/nation]?”, Simone suggested.
“Where's Thal Dorthat?”, I asked.
It is officially a new year in Emus Republic of Australia!
ItÂ’s now 2037.
Emus are doing new year celebrations.
You can check the date at any time here:
https://compupro.github.io/rp-time-calculator/?daysperyear=21&lastdatechange=1679011200000&lastdateepoch=1734393600000
Yeah your story is too long if it takes more than a minute to read IÂ’m out
Hello! Nice to hear from our first ever embassy!
I tried using it and itÂ’s kinda janky idk how to use it
Also, can you allow embassy posting in your region?
As I said to somebody, I specialize in making longer stories. I didn't know the newest one in the Main Series is that long, though.
I donÂ’t mean to sound rude, but are you really that lazy?
oh yeah sure
I specialize in making regions, especially regional dispatches.
IÂ’m not lazy, but I donÂ’t like reading choose your own adventures
Done
Fair enough.
I read, like, a lot.
I go to my churchÂ’s library every week
And now I gotta go, seeya!
Same. I've made 3, though only 1 official regional dispatch that has nothing to do with me (the Ambassador Program), though that's on Embassy Island).
Bye!
Hall of FreachÂ’s regional Dispatches
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1954464
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1952670
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1954439
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1930993
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=anything_and_everything_in_between/detail=factbook/id=main
Wait who's The Dorthatian Empire?
An alt if my rp goes a certain way,
I follow “Innocent until proven guilty” but I dont know. Maybe something for the Dorthat crisis?
Nvm
Who wants me to make a thread about this war? I call dibs for OP!
Nah you should let Thal do it.
IÂ’m only recognizing the thread that Thal creates, since he is kinda the creator.
You do recognize that I am referring to Thal Dorthat, right?
Or better yet, we have one thread for Simonia_Doratica and one for Thal-Chet-Ekk
whats going on?? (NOT SATIRE?????)
Hey guys, ima go talk in Emu Timeline Oceania, who wants to come?
OK, I'll let them do it!
How's this for a part of the OP?
November 24th, 2023, Alliyora, Simonia-NationStates, 08:00
It was a peaceful day in Simonia. Unfortunately, when five year old twin sisters Sandy and Felicia Sanchez were watching the news, they found something shocking.
“Ekk Dorthat and Chet Dorthat has invaded Thal Dorthat and Doratica has invaded Simonia!”, the news anchor announced.
“OH NO!”, Sandy and Felicia said at the same time.
We're discussing II RP OP issues.
November 24th, 2023, Viorlia, North Freachikion, 8:30
There was a chill. Not the regular chill. A chill sent through the spines of many hopeful for urgent action and peace. Many were glued to their GovernMentCabElTeleVision[sup]TM[/sup], forgetting to take down their Thanksgiving decorations. Thal, Ekk, and Chet Dorthat had gone to war, each affiliated with South Freachikion and North Freachikion. Chet had proposed a alliance with Rockem, however they declined. Then a important 37-year old man in a Italian suit came up.
“It is with great honor to announce that peace talks have been held. The future is looking bri-“
He was shot. Shot by a 17-year old Ekk terrorist.
My IC year is 2030 so i feel it'd be better if Simonia-Doratica and Dorthat War were 2 separate threads
My IC year is set 2 months in the future, so it would be January 24 2024,
OK.
November 24th, 2023, Alliyora Castle (a parliament building), Alliyora, Simonia, 08:30
“What? You mean Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat are at war? No way!”, Simone declared.
“It's inevitable”, Camille said sadly, “I guessed this will happen 7 days ago.”
“WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!”, Ray said, “Thal Dorthat, we're helping you!”
“Yeah! Thal Dorthat, we're helping you!”, Simone, Amy, Natalina, Camille, Ray, and Susie chanted.
“Why Thal Dorthat?”, Jade asked, “Ekk Dorthat and Chet Dorthat have reasonable reasons too.”
“They're our ally, of course”, Simone said. And off we go. “Pacifist” Simonia is taking part in another war.
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I'm not good at writing anything fiction related so uh, if you guys wanna you can just like mention my support for simonia and thal (or if not i dont really care) *NOT SATIRE*
Simonia
The RP is out, guys:
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=542599
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