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Region: Friendly Pacifists
1. Lefackistan.
2. Didnt like the detail and the text, plus the blue and yellow combo.
2.5. (Bonus) Wanted to have a symbol that represented the nation (in this case a cross)
I support South Freachikion
Is this change permanent?
I kinda support both, though I'll need further context.
Really?
The atheists that actually has women suffrage and way more civil rights and political freedom? No way.
I mean they started off as catholic-cleansing auto/aristocrats that brutally oppressed everyone but then ANOTHER civil war/coup took them down and reformed the country.
Probably not, but for now its gonna stay (hopefully for a long time since I like it)
Is South Freachikion Rockem?
No. But they lean towards them because they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend
You should probably create a Rockem account.
Did Thal Dorthat seriously just send an embassy request to Buhers' region?
Rockem was taken, but Rockemi Rebels was not.
[nation=long+noflag]Rockemi Rebels[/nation]
Hi Chet Dorthat! Are you that guy Thal Dorthat CTEd on purpose?
Nope. Me. Buher isnt the only guy, theres a lot of cool people in Greater Temecula
Yes
Hey I saw The Rickpublics free healthcare and maybe I could get it (well, irl I can get it for free anyways)
You mean the one in Snowyland Lana?
Yeah, the Grand Riola Hospital
Why did you come back?
Wanted another Dorthat and didn't want to create a new nation
What happens next is shocking!
No, like stfu. You know exactly what I mean.
Im back to being a selanophobe then, because Im pretty sure, by your actions, you want me to.
You're back to being selanophobic? Are you simonophobic now? Because if you are, I'm cutting off embassies.
Fuk no, youre not annoying (ok maybe when somebody makes a joke and you dont get it but Im not simonophobic)
Simonia
Why do you want another Dorthat and what's your stance on the Dorthat Islands problem between Thal Dorthat and Ekk Dorthat?
Chet Dorthat
Probably Thal Dorthat.
Meanwhile, on South Freachon news
GUYS! THE LEADERS OF NORTH FREACHIKION AND SOUTH FREACHIKION HAVE SENT 17 YO MAMA JOKES TO EACH OTHER IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM SURRENDER: IT DIDNT WORK
I think I should be the eternal ruler of the Dorthat Islands
There is a International Incidents topic brewing here
All 3 of the Dorthats think they should rule the Dorthatian Islands and somehow be the continuation of the Dorthatian Empire (in extremely different ways)
Is that a II topic?
Not yet
[spoiler=[table][tr][td]Thought I was gone?[/td][/tr][/table]]
NOPE![/spoiler]
NOOOO
[spoiler=[table][tr][td]Bob the Builder[/td][/tr][/table]]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spidr[/spoiler]
SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
Hi
Alright now I want to vote yay again
Are they yours?
Well, the NF wannabes keep comin and they wont stop comin
Nope
They tried to copy me, its obvious:
-Canada Flag
-Has Freachikion in its name
-East Freachikion doesnt even exist in my timeline
-Never got my permission
'll ban 'em.
You said?
{CLASSIFIED}
{CLASSIFIED}
YES! WE WILL INVADE YOU AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!
(IC)
Keep it secret, were lucky North Freachikion doesnt see it
Delete the post. Quick.
You and I are not so different.
Sure
so the other two get alliances and we don't
cheating
wait, you SAW THAT?
Saw what?
Heck, we see everything
we have men everywhere
just because we are a run of the mill semi-tribal renaissance-esque republic doesn't mean we don't have spies
oh sweet want an alliance
if you say a word Ill make sure to brutally burn your nation to the ground
We are the descendants of the Dorthatian Empire. What are you going to about us?
Hahaha, no.
We work alone.
Oh, this is valuable information!
We could get a lot!
Okay.
Rockem is ours then.
We cant do anything about it, but maybe this can
They'll be crushed by us.
ROCKEM IS DORTHAT! DORTHAT IS OURS!
Id like to see you try
Heh. I am not in danger. I am the danger.
Dont underestimate them.
They beat 10 thousand of our men with just 2 thousand, and theyre newbies.
Then I am the death
Oh, theyre a constitutional monarchy now! Oh no! Im so scared!
Ekk Dorthat, *classified*?
wh-what do you mean?
For now.
Oh look, the child thinks they are fearsome.
We are the Dorthatian Empire in exile. We will win.
Wait a minute, YOU GUYS HAD ALLIANCES TOO!
You are mistaken.
WE HAVE THE LORD ON OUR SIDE!
NO.
MEE
Just because your monarchs are descendants of the great kings of Dorthat doesn't mean you are the Dorthatian empire. We have the most legitimate claim as we were a direct transition from it, only thing that changed was being a republic via a successful coup.
Yeah yeah were not here for a Dorthatian history class, were here for WAR!
We are *classified* with Ekk Dorthat, your fellow *classified*. We are mutual friends.
We're literally on your side.
oh, ohhh, OHHHHOO THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING
I dont mean you
Oh, Chet Dorthat. Got it.
AHHH WHAT?!
AHHHHH!
Yeah! We're on your side! Anyways, wanna meet my allies? I have a whole ton of them.
Wait a second.
If we are mutual friends through Ekk, that can only mean one thing.
YOU HAVE *CLASSIFIED* WITH THEM!
I'm confused. What's going on right now?
The literal boiling point of war
Yes. We do have **classified** with them. For now.
We still are opposed to each other, we are just teaming up against a common enemy.
I'm also confused
You mean, Thal, or Rockem.
Both.
Alright wanna have *classified*?
Yes, we'll have *classified*
Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat, what's going on with you guys? What's the big deal with taking over all of Dorthat Islands? Why are you all acting like kids from kindergarten? Simonia told me to come here, but I don't even have a formal military!
I declare ownership over all the Dorthat islands!!!!1!!
Why?
HEY! NOBODY PUT THEIR HANDS ON MY ISLAND! I CLAIMED IT LEGALLY, PEACEFULLY, AND WHEN IT WAS UNINHABITED!
why not
He didn't say (NOT SATIRE)
(IC) Who are you? Some child's dream of a unified Dorthat?
(OOC) You have nothing to do with our squabble
1, Oh yeah. I forgot that.
2, (IC): Well to be honest I don't really know how to explain this. I have nothing to do with your Dorthat Islands, though I am an island. We were named Dorthat because well that name was the first one to pop into our heads?
OOC: Phew. I thought you were going to take the islands in Majestia too.
Hey guys one of my children told me Thal Dorthat was a good guy, but now you're scrambling over some random islands. How come? (IC)
I decree that i own ever island ever!! (Not Satire??)
NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T
Both Ekk and Chal Dorthat have claimed sovereignty over the Dorthatian Islands. We haven't. A war is on the verge of breaking out
Who should we stand with?
Us.
The Rickpublic
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