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Ventura- wrote:I got it too but it ended today which is why I am not banned by mods

Ah, okay. Is he still able to make a new nation?

ofcourse he is he isnt DOSed nor IP banned

Ventura-

I dub this the Embassy Closure Crisis!

The Rickpublic, Simonia

Ventura- wrote:I got it too but it ended today which is why I am not banned by mods

Ah, okay. Is he still able to make a new nation?

i think the mods will immediatly know

Ventura-

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:I dub this the Embassy Closure Crisis!

Nice ring to it

Uscdf wrote:ofcourse he is he isnt DOSed nor IP banned

ah kay

Barclays Customer Service wrote:i think the mods will immediatly know

yeah true

Barclays Customer Service wrote:i think the mods will immediatly know

they wouldve took action already you dont need to say it out loudlly for them to know

Nationstates Moderators wrote:Evading their RMB ban with a puppet. Tends to result in deletion of said puppet and the banned nation itself.

Damn. Rip the (old) governor o7

I'll never forget the poor guy

Didn't know what spamming in moderation was

Ventura Nation

Why Are You In Here wrote:Damn. Rip the (old) governor o7

I'll never forget the poor guy

Didn't know what spamming in moderation was

he onlly did it once by the looks of it,

im not too sure though.

Why Are You In Here wrote:Damn. Rip the (old) governor o7

I'll never forget the poor guy

Didn't know what spamming in moderation was

yea it's sad to see

but we have to move on

Uscdf

Ventura Nation wrote:yea it's sad to see

but we have to move on

moving on guys

lets remember the fun times we had with him and not his rulebreaking

:sad face:

Ventura Nation

Ventura Nation wrote:yea it's sad to see

but we have to move on

I know :(

I hope he comes back sometime

Ventura Nation

Uscdf wrote:moving on guys

lets remember the fun times we had with him and not his rulebreaking

:sad face:

I mean, I break rules too. Gotta read the rules properly or else boom, DOS or IP.

Uscdf

Why Are You In Here wrote:I know :(

I hope he comes back sometime

yea

but this is a good opportunity to gain new members from here

Uscdf

Why Are You In Here wrote:I know :(

I hope he comes back sometime

he will he only got banned on a few puppets

Why Are You In Here wrote:hi

hi!

Why Are You In Here

Ventura Nation wrote:apparently we got Mother Of North Freachikion

YAY NF-

oh wait I'm dumb

Peoples Of Waskar, Ventura Nation, Why Are You In Here

Ventura Nation wrote:apparently we got Mother Of North Freachikion

omega lols

not as fat as my mom teehee

Why Am I In Here wrote:YAY NF-

oh wait I'm dumb

haha lol

Peoples Of Waskar

Peoples Of Waskar wrote:omega lols

not as fat as my mom teehee

Haha very funny

Peoples Of Waskar

Now that NF is gone, what will happen to the Rockem war?

Ventura Nation

Why Are You In Here wrote:Haha very funny

appreciate the positive sarcasm there

Why Are You In Here

Simonia wrote:Now that NF is gone, what will happen to the Rockem war?

I got this! (NOT SATIRE)

Simonia wrote:Now that NF is gone, what will happen to the Rockem war?

Probably be pushed down to the depths of II/NationStates

Unstickied it

The Rickpublic wrote:I got this! (NOT SATIRE)

How?

Simonia wrote:Now that NF is gone, what will happen to the Rockem war?

What happened to North in which he got the RMB ban, NationStates Moderators?

The Rickpublic wrote:I got this! (NOT SATIRE)

i declare war (not satire no caps)

Thal Dorthat wrote:Probably be pushed down to the depths of II/NationStates

Unstickied it

Maybe you should sticky Doratica-Simonia now.

Simonia wrote:How?

Let me just write the ending rq (not satire)

Ventura Nation wrote:What happened to North in which he got the RMB ban, NationStates Moderators?

i dont really know

nor why im responding.

Ventura Nation

The Rickpublic wrote:Let me just write the ending rq (not satire)

Can you just write half of it? I want to write the other half.

“Rockem has won. The NS Moderators made North Freachikion collapse. But then, they made Rockem collapse too.”, said the news anchor.

“THE END? BUT WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO NORTH FREACHIKION!”, said Sandy and Felicia.

“Can we go to Thal Dorthat instead?”, Emma asked.

“YEAH! LET'S GO TO THAL DORTHAT!”, Mina said. And that's what they did.

The end.

The Rickpublic, Ventura Nation

Simonia wrote:Can you just write half of it? I want to write the other half.

oooh communism, my favourite!

I'll update the map soon and i divide north freachikion among certain people

The Rickpublic, Peoples Of Waskar

Lefackistan wrote:I'll update the map soon and i divide north freachikion among certain people

Oh yay, you're back!

EVERYONE, ENDORSE THEM!

Lefackistan wrote:I'll update the map soon and i divide north freachikion among certain people

You should just remove it.

Thal Dorthat wrote:Oh yay, you're back!

EVERYONE, ENDORSE THEM!

wait no WAD change?

awwwwww...

Peoples Of Waskar wrote:wait no WAD change?

awwwwww...

Nah.

Peoples Of Waskar

Simonia wrote:Can you just write half of it? I want to write the other half.

“Rockem has won. The NS Moderators made North Freachikion collapse. But then, they made Rockem collapse too.”, said the news anchor.

“THE END? BUT WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO NORTH FREACHIKION!”, said Sandy and Felicia.

“Can we go to Thal Dorthat instead?”, Emma asked.

“YEAH! LET'S GO TO THAL DORTHAT!”, Mina said. And that's what they did.

The end.

man this is the saddest sunday of my life

Lefackistan wrote:I'll update the map soon and i divide north freachikion among certain people

why northy?

Peoples Of Waskar

Guys how's my Rockem war ending?

Peoples Of Waskar, Ventura Nation

Hey can someone please cancel the closure of embassies?

Peoples Of Waskar wrote:Hey can someone please cancel the closure of embassies?

I did it. If you anyone has any objections, please contact me right now.

Peoples Of Waskar

Simonia wrote:Guys how's my Rockem war ending?

Nukes

Peoples Of Waskar

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:I did it. If you anyone has anny objections, please contact me right now.

thanks.

Sh*t load of nukes

Peoples Of Waskar

Simonia wrote:Can you just write half of it? I want to write the other half.

Simonia wrote:Can you just write half of it? I want to write the other half.

was just gonna drop like 500 nukes on them but sure, i just gotta eat rq (NOT SATIRE)

Peoples Of Waskar wrote:can i be in the map?

No. You're an embassy.

Thal Dorthat wrote:No. You're an embassy.

who said that?

i brough a puppet hehehe

Ventura Nation

Thal Dorthat wrote:No. You're an embassy.

What's Hawayaii doing on the map?

Ventura Nation

Simonia wrote:What's Hawayaii doing on the map?

Asked Lefackistan to remove it.

so can i be in the map?

pretty please?

Jarvis, send the nation below me to the Skibidi Toilet universe

Hey I'd love to go there!

Tartigrade Empire wrote:so can i be in the map?

pretty please?

Ask Lefackistan.

Simonia wrote:Hey I'd love to go there!

to skibidi you go!

Woah! This universe is amazing! Love it! Love this vacation! Can you take me to Thal Dorthat now?

Thal Dorthat wrote:Ask [natin]Lefackistan[/nation].

hey also

unban me from the discord

Simonia wrote:Woah! This universe is amazing! Love it! Love this vacation! Can you take me to Thal Dorthat now?

I would check it but im on my school computer (NOT SATIRE)

Tartigrade Empire wrote:hey also

unban me from the discord

I did.

Tartigrade Empire

Thal Dorthat wrote:I did.

Why do you guys have a Discord anyways?

Simonia wrote:Why do you guys have a Discord anyways?

To keep connected.

Thal Dorthat wrote:To keep connected.

Why can't you keep connected here?

Simonia wrote:Why can't you keep connected here?

It's just a useful tool in case of emergencies or something.

Thal Dorthat wrote:It's just a useful tool in case of emergencies or something.

Wait I heard from the wiki that you are deleting United Dorthatian Freachikion.

Simonia wrote:Wait I heard from the wiki that you are deleting United Dorthatian Freachikion.

Yeah because North Freachikion got DEAT'd.

Ventura Nation

Simonia wrote:Wait I heard from the wiki that you are deleting United Dorthatian Freachikion.

I cant use the wiki, im on my school computer

Post by Peoples Of Waskar suppressed by Thal Dorthat.

Peoples Of Waskar

https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=54047926

what is blud waffing about

Thal Dorthat wrote:Yeah because North Freachikion got DEAT'd.

Who the heck is your secret alt you put in my region (for spying purposes?)?

Peoples Of Waskar wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=54047926

what is blud waffing about

NF was a meanie and had a big case of selanophobia

The Rickpublic wrote:NF was a meanie and had a big case of selanophobia

bro that was 50 days ago lmao

welp, it's the end for northy.

Peoples Of Waskar wrote:bro that was 50 days ago lmao

“Friendly pacifists”

The Rickpublic, that poll was important. I'm going to put it back and when it's completed, THEN you can post your "Ban Skibidi Toilet?" poll.

The Rickpublic, Ventura Nation

[spoiler= ] "Mikey, aren't Filipinos practically Spanish?"

"Excuse me?"

"Well, you have a Spanish last name?"

"Oh, Yes, Spanish royalty: Bustos, Duke of Spain"

"uh... I mean. no Frank"

"Filipinos are not a kind of Spanish"

"oh"

"In fact, check out our Philippine Heroes"

I'm Lapu Lapu, machete na Guapo

Bold and a king so they call me Datu

Who is that I see talking to our fellow tribesmen?

Ferdinand Magellan and his men from Spain

Teaching their religion Catholic Roman

I'm now like a Spanish

No, You're Visayan!

(Oh!)

Time to wage war on Ferdinand's Men

Let's kill him with our weapons here in Mactan

Jose Protasio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Realonda

Jose Rizal, Almost Four Cеnturies still ruled by the Spanish

Wе're executing you!

Cause I'm anti-colonial?

You're "Noli Me Tangere" "El Filibusterismo" Poems caused rebellion against Spain!

Oops! Did I start a Spanish revolution?

Ready!

Consummatum est

Aim!

We are the revolution KKK

Fire!

Rizal, you're death won't go in vain!

I'm Andres Bonifacio, Republic Tagalog President, and the Great Plebian

Co-founder and supremo of the Katipunan

The Father of the Philippine Revolution!

Our Secret society of Filipino militants

Hopes for a Philippines Free From Spain!

I'm Marcela Agoncillo Seamstress

I'm in Hong Kong to escape the stress

Then, General Emillo Aguinaldo requested to sew a flag that best represented

The Philippines

Look oh! isn't it Bente

A sun, three stars, there's a blue and red

In accordance to General Aguinaldo's Design

I'm Mother of The Philippine Flag, ok?

Apolinario Mabini, First Prime Minister of The Philippines. Hurray, we're free!

Mabuhay!

Brains of The Revolution, now work in Government despite losing my legs to Polio Disease

I'm an American, We'll show you Burgers, Get rid of siesta's, and re-educate!

Pshh... Talk to the hand what next? Lemme guess you wanna make the Philippines a US State?

General Luna, born in Manila

Even if I am a Ilocano

Filipino General fought in The Philippine-American war

Let me intro you!

To the "Black Guard" "Luna Sharpshooters" that Luna Defense Line they're like Woah!

With Military Science I trained these men to catch Americans Like Pokemon Go!

"So you see, Frank

"We, Filipinos are not Spanish, we're not like Americans, we're not like anybody"

"We are our own people"

"Independent and free"

"We have heroes to thank for that"

"And we cannot forget how we became The Philippines"

"Oh that's kinda cool, Mikey"

"And don't ever forget it"[/spoiler]

Thal Dorthat can i have border control and polls authority back?

[spoiler=should I make another play script like this?] (Based on a true event in the RMB of Friendly Pacifists)

Characters:

Simonia

Thal Dorthat

Hawayaii

Thai Dorthat

Simonias Mom

Thol Dorthat

Thal Dorthat 2

Why Are You In Here

Hawoyaii

Hawayaiis Mommy

Dorthat

North Freachikion

Walmart Version Of Why Are You In Here

Doratica

Mother Of North Freachikion

Why Are You In Here The Sequel

Friendly Simonian Pacifists

Howoyaii

[size=150]Friendly Pacifists' RMB, November 14th, 2023[/size]

Simonia: Thal Dorthat, can I make an account called Thai Dorthat?

Thai Dorthat: Hi. I exist prevent name snipers. I'll CTE in a few days.

Simonia: It was just a joke, OK?

Thal Dorthat: I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia wants to go against that.

Simonia: Who's that?

Thal Dorthat: Your mom.

Simonia: How did you know my mom? I thought she doesnÂ’t play NationStates!

Hawayaii: Why among us currency and animal, Simeone?

Simonia: I'm Simonia, not Simeone.

Hawayaii: Sorry for that and don't be mad, Simeone.

Thal Dorthat: Believe it or not, your mom does play NationStates. Her main is The Venusian Ecumenopolis.

Simonia: Thal Dorthat is my mom? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING ON NATIONSTATES!!! Hold onÂ…what's your name?

Thal Dorthat: Whatever your momÂ’s name is. Anyways, please vote in the Vice PM elections!

Simonia: Are you a stalker? MOMMY, SOMEBODY IS BULLYING ME HERE!

Hawayaii: Thal Dorthat, are you really Simonia's mom?

Thal Dorthat: NoÂ…or am I? Anyways, I'm going to prove HaWAYaii knows the way!

Simonia: Thal Dorthat and Hawayaii, you guys are on the line. >:(

Thal Dorthat: SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE

Simonias Mom: Stop bullying people online! >:(

Thal Dorthat: OMG Simonia'S MOM! OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS!!!

Simeone: Hi I'm your daughter.

Thol Dorthat: Hello guys.

Simonias Mom: Yes, I'm Simonia's mother. NOW NO ELECTRONICS FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!!

Thal Dorthat: WHAT?!?!?!

Thal Dorthat 2: Hello guys.

Why Are You In Here: What the—

Simonias Mom: Hello.

Why Are You In Here: Hi.

Thol Dorthat: There are many impostors among us, but I'm the real Thal Dorthat.

Thal Dorthat 2: No, I am!

Thol Dorthat: Clearly I am.

Hawoyaii: Hawayaii is fake! IÂ’m the real one!

Why Are You In Here: :0

Hawoyaii: Sesbian lex

Simonias Mom: It's me, Hawayaii. D:

Why Are You In Here: Sorry, Hawayaii, I didn't know. Now say gex.

Thol Dorthat: Uh ohÂ…I can't tell which one is worseÂ

Thal Dorthat: I'm going to ban Thol Dorthat and Thal Dorthat 2 if you don't say “sesbian lex”.

Why Are You In Here: Thal Dorthat has a Walmart version of themself now. It wasnÂ’t me.

Hawayaii: Alright who made Hawoyaii?

Hawayaiis Mommy: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!! I'M YOUR MOTHER AND WHAT I SAY IS FINAL!!!

Hawayaii: OK. If you can tell me where my mother is from. Hint: South America.

Hawayaiis Mommy: Brazil, Colombia, Paraguay, Peru, Ecuador..

Hawayaii: Chill. One by one, please?

Dorthat: AlrightÂ

Thal Dorthat: WHO ARE YOU???

Simonia: *Wakes up* 100 pages? Oh myÂ

Simonias Mom: It's literally not morning.

Thal Dorthat: Who the heck is Dorthat?

Why Are You In Here: Your mom. B)

Simonias Mom: Hooray!

Thal Dorthat: Simonias Mom, you're going to jaikl! And you will have to eat lots of broccoli!

Simonias Mom: Ooh, I wonder what jaikl is like.

Thal Dorthat: MAKE WALMART VERSIONS OF Lefackistan AND North Freachikion!

North Freachikion: Wow! This many posts in 2 hours is abnormal! We,re more active than TNP!

Freachs Mom: Hey guys!

North Freachikion: I'm too scared to go to sleep.

Walmart Version Of Why Are You In Here: Can you guys please stop making alt accounts?

Why Are You In Here: In fact, you should delete your own account.

Doratica: I'm here to pick up all Thal Dorthats!

Thal Dorthat: No. And as prime minister, I'm banning all Thal Dorthat ripoffs.

Mother Of North Freachikion: Hi.

Why Are You In Here: You blink for one second and the next moment everyone's moms are playing NS and 1 million new pages are created.

Simeone: HEY! I'M NOT A THAL DORTHAT IMPOSTOR! AHHHHH! *Gets picked up by military grade geo-lifting helicopter*

Thal Dorthat: You're a Simonia impostor. I can unban you if I want to.

North Freachikion: I hereby ban all usurpers and impersonators.

Why Are You In Here: But I want a mom account too!

Dorthat: Guys, as Doratica, I'm here to pick up all puppets of Simonia minus Friendly Simonian Pacifists.

Mom Why Are You In Here: >:(

Why Are You In Here: Holy cheese we're already at 40 nations?

Hawayaii: IntroducingÂ…Unfriendly Pacifists!

Thal Dorthat: Good riddance. Was part of a joke that got annoying way too soon.

Why Are You In Here: DamnÂ

Hawayaii: Come on!

Thal Dorthat: Sorry but they were flooding our region. It can get annoying especially in ways like these. It's OK if it's controlled, but when it's not, I don't like it.

Doratica: Any other impostors for me to pick up?

Thal Dorthat: Don't think so.

Why Are You In Here: Wee woo wee woo

Hawayaii: There's no impostors among usÂ…Totally not gonna create another accountÂ

Why Are You In Here The Sequel: If you ban me you're gay.

Thal Dorthat: If you don't leave you're gay. Imagine getting bannedÂ

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: So many messagesÂ

Hawayaii: Hi Simeone! :D

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: I'm FSP. This is Simeone.

Hawayaii: No. Your real name is Simeone, so hi Simeone.

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: Why did I vote for Thal DorthatÂ…:(

Simonia: SIMEONE IS NOT MY REAL NAME, HAWAII!

Thal Dorthat: Because I'm bringing order to the nation.

Howoyaii: Please don't ban me! This is the last nation I'll make!

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: Hi Hawaii. (JK)

Hawayaii: Hi Simeone. I HATE YOU! D:<

Thal Dorthat: You're close to getting banned, but I won't ban you.

Simonia: The kidnapping is over! Nothing happened! And Hawayaii, please stop calling FSP Simeone.

Hawayaii: Nah I'm OK thanks for asking.

Thal Dorthat: Not complaining. Just curious. Why am I PM, North Freachikion?

Dorthat: Maybe North Freachikion didnÂ’t want to be PM.

Thal Dorthat: Maybe, Hawayaii.

Dorthat: Why are you calling us names?

Thal Dorthat: You literally called Simonia “Simeone”. Simonia, is this your alt?

Hawayaii: Probably. She has so many alts. Anyways, Simeone would you still like your gummies and cookies from before?

Why Are You In Here: It's confirmed. Thal Dorthat is gay. Are you in a relationship like me?

Thal Dorthat: I'm ace and I'm not in a relationship.

Hawayaii: ☭

Why Are You In Here: Communism. :o

Thal Dorthat: ☭ chain!

[size=150]THE END (For now)[/size][/spoiler]

Why Are You In Here wrote:Thal Dorthat can i have border control and polls authority back?

Sure, don't know how they got lost.

Ventura Nation

Simonia wrote:[spoiler=should I make another play script like this?] (Based on a true event in the RMB of Friendly Pacifists)

Characters:

Simonia

Thal Dorthat

Hawayaii

Thai Dorthat

Simonias Mom

Thol Dorthat

Thal Dorthat 2

Why Are You In Here

Hawoyaii

Hawayaiis Mommy

Dorthat

North Freachikion

Walmart Version Of Why Are You In Here

Doratica

Mother Of North Freachikion

Why Are You In Here The Sequel

Friendly Simonian Pacifists

Howoyaii

[size=150]Friendly Pacifists' RMB, November 14th, 2023[/size]

Simonia: Thal Dorthat, can I make an account called Thai Dorthat?

Thai Dorthat: Hi. I exist prevent name snipers. I'll CTE in a few days.

Simonia: It was just a joke, OK?

Thal Dorthat: I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia wants to go against that.

Simonia: Who's that?

Thal Dorthat: Your mom.

Simonia: How did you know my mom? I thought she doesnÂ’t play NationStates!

Hawayaii: Why among us currency and animal, Simeone?

Simonia: I'm Simonia, not Simeone.

Hawayaii: Sorry for that and don't be mad, Simeone.

Thal Dorthat: Believe it or not, your mom does play NationStates. Her main is The Venusian Ecumenopolis.

Simonia: Thal Dorthat is my mom? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING ON NATIONSTATES!!! Hold onÂ…what's your name?

Thal Dorthat: Whatever your momÂ’s name is. Anyways, please vote in the Vice PM elections!

Simonia: Are you a stalker? MOMMY, SOMEBODY IS BULLYING ME HERE!

Hawayaii: Thal Dorthat, are you really Simonia's mom?

Thal Dorthat: NoÂ…or am I? Anyways, I'm going to prove HaWAYaii knows the way!

Simonia: Thal Dorthat and Hawayaii, you guys are on the line. >:(

Thal Dorthat: SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE

Simonias Mom: Stop bullying people online! >:(

Thal Dorthat: OMG Simonia'S MOM! OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS!!!

Simeone: Hi I'm your daughter.

Thol Dorthat: Hello guys.

Simonias Mom: Yes, I'm Simonia's mother. NOW NO ELECTRONICS FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!!

Thal Dorthat: WHAT?!?!?!

Thal Dorthat 2: Hello guys.

Why Are You In Here: What the—

Simonias Mom: Hello.

Why Are You In Here: Hi.

Thol Dorthat: There are many impostors among us, but I'm the real Thal Dorthat.

Thal Dorthat 2: No, I am!

Thol Dorthat: Clearly I am.

Hawoyaii: Hawayaii is fake! IÂ’m the real one!

Why Are You In Here: :0

Hawoyaii: Sesbian lex

Simonias Mom: It's me, Hawayaii. D:

Why Are You In Here: Sorry, Hawayaii, I didn't know. Now say gex.

Thol Dorthat: Uh ohÂ…I can't tell which one is worseÂ

Thal Dorthat: I'm going to ban Thol Dorthat and Thal Dorthat 2 if you don't say “sesbian lex”.

Why Are You In Here: Thal Dorthat has a Walmart version of themself now. It wasnÂ’t me.

Hawayaii: Alright who made Hawoyaii?

Hawayaiis Mommy: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!! I'M YOUR MOTHER AND WHAT I SAY IS FINAL!!!

Hawayaii: OK. If you can tell me where my mother is from. Hint: South America.

Hawayaiis Mommy: Brazil, Colombia, Paraguay, Peru, Ecuador..

Hawayaii: Chill. One by one, please?

Dorthat: AlrightÂ

Thal Dorthat: WHO ARE YOU???

Simonia: *Wakes up* 100 pages? Oh myÂ

Simonias Mom: It's literally not morning.

Thal Dorthat: Who the heck is Dorthat?

Why Are You In Here: Your mom. B)

Simonias Mom: Hooray!

Thal Dorthat: Simonias Mom, you're going to jaikl! And you will have to eat lots of broccoli!

Simonias Mom: Ooh, I wonder what jaikl is like.

Thal Dorthat: MAKE WALMART VERSIONS OF Lefackistan AND North Freachikion!

North Freachikion: Wow! This many posts in 2 hours is abnormal! We,re more active than TNP!

Freachs Mom: Hey guys!

North Freachikion: I'm too scared to go to sleep.

Walmart Version Of Why Are You In Here: Can you guys please stop making alt accounts?

Why Are You In Here: In fact, you should delete your own account.

Doratica: I'm here to pick up all Thal Dorthats!

Thal Dorthat: No. And as prime minister, I'm banning all Thal Dorthat ripoffs.

Mother Of North Freachikion: Hi.

Why Are You In Here: You blink for one second and the next moment everyone's moms are playing NS and 1 million new pages are created.

Simeone: HEY! I'M NOT A THAL DORTHAT IMPOSTOR! AHHHHH! *Gets picked up by military grade geo-lifting helicopter*

Thal Dorthat: You're a Simonia impostor. I can unban you if I want to.

North Freachikion: I hereby ban all usurpers and impersonators.

Why Are You In Here: But I want a mom account too!

Dorthat: Guys, as Doratica, I'm here to pick up all puppets of Simonia minus Friendly Simonian Pacifists.

Mom Why Are You In Here: >:(

Why Are You In Here: Holy cheese we're already at 40 nations?

Hawayaii: IntroducingÂ…Unfriendly Pacifists!

Thal Dorthat: Good riddance. Was part of a joke that got annoying way too soon.

Why Are You In Here: DamnÂ

Hawayaii: Come on!

Thal Dorthat: Sorry but they were flooding our region. It can get annoying especially in ways like these. It's OK if it's controlled, but when it's not, I don't like it.

Doratica: Any other impostors for me to pick up?

Thal Dorthat: Don't think so.

Why Are You In Here: Wee woo wee woo

Hawayaii: There's no impostors among usÂ…Totally not gonna create another accountÂ

Why Are You In Here The Sequel: If you ban me you're gay.

Thal Dorthat: If you don't leave you're gay. Imagine getting bannedÂ

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: So many messagesÂ

Hawayaii: Hi Simeone! :D

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: I'm FSP. This is Simeone.

Hawayaii: No. Your real name is Simeone, so hi Simeone.

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: Why did I vote for Thal DorthatÂ…:(

Simonia: SIMEONE IS NOT MY REAL NAME, HAWAII!

Thal Dorthat: Because I'm bringing order to the nation.

Howoyaii: Please don't ban me! This is the last nation I'll make!

Friendly Simonian Pacifists: Hi Hawaii. (JK)

Hawayaii: Hi Simeone. I HATE YOU! D:<

Thal Dorthat: You're close to getting banned, but I won't ban you.

Simonia: The kidnapping is over! Nothing happened! And Hawayaii, please stop calling FSP Simeone.

Hawayaii: Nah I'm OK thanks for asking.

Thal Dorthat: Not complaining. Just curious. Why am I PM, North Freachikion?

Dorthat: Maybe North Freachikion didnÂ’t want to be PM.

Thal Dorthat: Maybe, Hawayaii.

Dorthat: Why are you calling us names?

Thal Dorthat: You literally called Simonia “Simeone”. Simonia, is this your alt?

Hawayaii: Probably. She has so many alts. Anyways, Simeone would you still like your gummies and cookies from before?

Why Are You In Here: It's confirmed. Thal Dorthat is gay. Are you in a relationship like me?

Thal Dorthat: I'm ace and I'm not in a relationship.

Hawayaii: ☭

Why Are You In Here: Communism. :o

Thal Dorthat: ☭ chain!

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I guess

Thal Dorthat wrote:The Rickpublic, that poll was important. I'm going to put it back and when it's completed, THEN you can post your "Ban Skibidi Toilet?" poll.

My bad (not satire)

did Thal Dorthat pay the NS mods for a coup of this region?

CONSPIRACY THEORY

Ventura Nation wrote:did Thal Dorthat pay the NS mods for a coup of this region?

CONSPIRACY THEORY

Thal Dorthat would never do that (NOT SATIRE)

Ventura Nation

The Rickpublic wrote:Thal Dorthat would never do that (NOT SATIRE)

haha it seems so then

Ventura Nation wrote:did Thal Dorthat pay the NS mods for a coup of this region?

CONSPIRACY THEORY

Probably. If that's the case, all ties will be cut.

Nationstates Moderators, did Thal Dorthat bribe you?

Ventura Nation

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:Probably. If that's the case, all ties will be cut.

Nationstates Moderators, did Thal Dorthat bribe you?

most likely not but if he's rich, then it would've happened.

Northy did nothing wrong

forum ban wasn't deserved

rmb ban not sure why he deserved it

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:Probably. If that's the case, all ties will be cut.

Nationstates Moderators, did Thal Dorthat bribe you?

The mods would never take a bribe

Ventura Nation wrote:most likely not but if he's rich, then it would've happened.

Northy did nothing wrong

forum ban wasn't deserved

rmb ban not sure why he deserved it

I'm not rich at all

Thal Dorthat wrote:The mods would never take a bribe

Thal Dorthat wrote:I'm not rich at all

oh okay

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