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Payonia wrote:NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T

I NOW decree I own HALF of every islands ever (Not Satire??)

Thal Dorthat wrote:Both Ekk and Chal Dorthat have claimed sovereignty over the Dorthatian Islands. We haven't. A war is on the verge of breaking out

Yeah but what's the big deal with those islands?

The Rickpublic wrote:I NOW decree I own HALF of every islands ever (Not Satire??)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Simonia wrote:Who should we stand with?

Us.

Simonias User Simone wrote:Yeah but what's the big deal with those islands?

We're big and notable.

Thal Dorthat wrote:Us.

I stand with Thal dont worry man i got your back Simonia i got yours to man (NOT SATIRE)

Thal Dorthat wrote:We're big and notable.

To those who wants islandsÂ

JUST CLAIM ONE IN Majestia! THEY'RE FREE!

Simonias User Simone wrote:To those who wants islandsÂ

JUST CLAIM ONE IN Majestia! THEY'RE FREE!

DIBS (NOT SATIRE)

The Rickpublic wrote:I stand with Thal dont worry man i got your back Simonia i got yours to man (NOT SATIRE)

Thank you.

Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat, please list 5 reasons each why I should stand with you.

Guys I got inspired and might be declaring war on SimoniaÂ

Doratica wrote:Guys I got inspired and might be declaring war on SimoniaÂ…

Bruh why?

Simonia wrote:Thank you.

Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat, please list 5 reasons why I should stand with you.

1. We have a lot of freedom

2. We are weak and need help

3. We are the most influential on the global stage

4. We are the only one that has democratic elections

5. We don't claim sovereignty other all of the islands.

Doratica wrote:Guys I got inspired and might be declaring war on SimoniaÂ…

I dont really wanna get into a war with both you and perhaps the non thal dorthats but i said what i said and i meant what i said (NOT SATIRE)

Thal Dorthat wrote:1. We have a lot of freedom

2. We are weak and need help

3. We are the most influential on the global stage

4. We are the only one that has democratic elections

5. We don't claim sovereignty other all of the islands.

Reasonable. Ekk and Chet?

Simonia wrote:Thank you.

Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat, please list 5 reasons each why I should stand with you.

1. We are blessed by the gods.

2. We have the right ways of choosing our leaders

3. We have morals

4. We are holy and united

5. The islands were ours, granted to us by the gods.

Ekk Dorthat wrote:1. We are blessed by the gods.

2. We have the right ways of choosing our leaders

3. We have morals

4. We are holy and united

5. The islands were ours, granted to us by the gods.

Who are the gods?

Chet? What about you?

Hey if anyone wants peace tell me via telegram or my region's RMB.

If anyone needs free healthcare in Snowyland Lana, I'll give everybody one free healthcare ticket.

Simonia wrote:Reasonable. Ekk and Chet?

1. Our monarchy is the direct descendant of the Dorthatian Empire

2. We have the best dialect of Dorthatian

3. We weren't influenced by Qor'Vaa or Col'Kaman

4. We have not had a lot of light cast upon us in recent years, leaving a lot to forget about us.

5. We would make Dorthat into one, actually (kind of) free nation, and not 3 powers.

Hey guys if anyone needs help contact me via telegram!

Simonia wrote:Who are the gods?

Chet? What about you?

You know what? If you don't know about the glory of the two gods, how about this:

We give a lot of help in your military if you convert to Ekkism.

You are also really lucky we give you this offer. Usually we declare war on non-believers.

Ekk Dorthat wrote:You know what? If you don't know about the glory of the two gods, how about this:

We give a lot of help in your military if you convert to Ekkism.

No thank you. We don't need any military help andÂ

Thal Dorthat, we're allies, right?

Simonia wrote:No thank you. We don't need any military help andÂ

Thal Dorthat, we're allies, right?

Are we?

Alright are y'all standing with me or Simonia? I'm thinking of making this a double war.

Doratica wrote:Alright are y'all standing with me or Simonia?

We'll give you help in your military and fight against Simonia if you convert to our religion.

Thal Dorthat wrote:Are we?

I asked you that question for a reason?

Ekk Dorthat wrote:We'll give you help in your military and fight against Simonia if you convert to our religion.

What's your religion?

Thal Dorthat wrote:Are we?

dont worry Simonia I said id help you and i will! (NOT SATIRE) *plus i have a better population therefore larger military then thal*

Doratica wrote:What's your religion?

Ekkism. Two gods, violent, a lot of morals.

Simonia wrote:I asked you that question for a reason?

Rhetorical question.

Doratica wrote:Alright are y'all standing with me or Simonia? I'm thinking of making this a double war.

Simonia

Doratica wrote:Alright are y'all standing with me or Simonia? I'm thinking of making this a double war.

Simonia, of course. Should we make an II thread on this? I call dibs for OP if we should.

Doratica wrote:Alright are y'all standing with me or Simonia? I'm thinking of making this a double war.

Simonia.

I guess I'm just gonna watch you guys fight because we have no militaryÂ

Floricia-Leanna wrote:I guess I'm just gonna watch you guys fight because we have no militaryÂ…

you have no military? (Not Satire)

Floricia-Leanna wrote:I guess I'm just gonna watch you guys fight because we have no militaryÂ…

We'll lend you some troops if you convert to our religion

Thal Dorthat wrote:Rhetorical question.

If you want me to answer, yes.

The Rickpublic wrote:Simonia

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:Simonia, of course. Should we make an II thread on this? I call dibs for OP if we should.

Dorthat wrote:Simonia.

Thank you for your support!

The Rickpublic

Ekk Dorthat wrote:Ekkism. Two gods, violent, a lot of morals.

IC: Why are you making people convert to your religion?

OOC: Can I make an Ekkist Simonian puppet?

Simonia wrote:If you want me to answer, yes.

Thank you for your support!

yeah np (NOT SATIRE)

Simonia

Doratica wrote:IC: Why are you making people convert to your religion?

OOC: Can I make an Ekkist Simonian puppet?

Sure. Just ask me for any any every details about the religion.

Alright whoever needs help, contact me.

any other Rydtians here??

Ekk Dorthat wrote:Sure. Just ask me for any any every details about the religion.

Simonia wrote:If you want me to answer, yes.

Thank you for your support!

I'M HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO START THE LESSER SIMONE SQUAD! >:)

Ekk Simonia wrote:I'M HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO START THE LESSER SIMONE SQUAD! >:)

what would you do if i hypothetically dropped seven nukes onto every major city of yours? (Mix of satire and not)

Payonia wrote:Alright whoever needs help, contact me.

I do. Actually, everyone in the GSS does. The LSS is coming.

The Rickpublic wrote:any other Rydtians here??

I don't think so.

The Rickpublic wrote:what would you do if i hypothetically dropped seven nukes onto every major city of yours? (Mix of satire and not)

I have shields from N-Day. I stole them all from Simonia.

Ekk Simonia wrote:I have shields from N-Day. I stole them all from Simonia.

SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SHIELDS WENT!

Ekk Simonia wrote:I have shields from N-Day. I stole them all from Simonia.

what was N-Day?????

Ekk Simonia wrote:I have shields from N-Day. I stole them all from Simonia.

We are glad that Ekkism has spread across Simonia.

Ekk Dorthat wrote:We are glad that Ekkism has spread across Simonia.

IC: That's not me. That's some copycat wannabe.

Simonia wrote:IC: Bruh that's not me. That's some copycat wannabe.

Well, at least there is one pro-ekkist are that is not us.

Ekk Dorthat wrote:Well, at least there is one pro-ekkist are that is not us.

It isnt me (NOT SATIRE)

The Rickpublic wrote:It isnt me (NOT SATIRE)

It's me. And now, the Lesser Simone Squad is out! Accepting new recruits!

Ekk Simonia wrote:It's me. And now, the Lesser Simone Squad is out! Accepting new recruits!

NOT IT (NOT SATIRE)

Ekk Dorthat wrote:Sure. Just ask me for any any every details about the religion.

Can you tell me every detail about the religion?

Ekk Simonia wrote:Can you tell me every detail about the religion?

Tomorrow (in a TG)

Note from My Time in Simonia: Simonia is this close to becoming a nuclear wasteland. Hope NationStates chooses the right choices or else y'all should expect a lore rewrite.

Someone please choose option C I can't

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SIMONIA REWRITE PLS

Simonia wrote:Note from My Time in Simonia: Simonia is this close to becoming a nuclear wasteland. Hope NationStates chooses the right choices or else y'all should expect a lore rewrite.

Barbieheimer be like:

Thal Dorthat wrote:Someone please choose option C I can't

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SIMONIA REWRITE PLS

You want me to be a nuclear wasteland? Seriously? You can choose because the maximum choices in a row is 3, though I don't know why you want a lore rewrite.

Simonia wrote:You want me to be a nuclear wasteland? Seriously? You can choose because the maximum choices in a row is 3, though I don't know why you want a lore rewrite.

jk

Thal Dorthat wrote:Someone please choose option C I can't

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SIMONIA REWRITE PLS

Breaking news:

Oppenheimer has dropped 1000 nukes on Barbieland. Simonia affected.

Thal Dorthat wrote:jk

Note: The rewrite only lasts for a few IRL days or so.

North Freachikion wrote:Breaking news:

Oppenheimer has dropped 1000 nukes on Barbieland. Simonia affected.

Where's Barbieland?

Simonia wrote:Note: The rewrite only lasts for a few IRL days or so.

Where's Barbieland?

873 km southwest from Friendly Pacifists

North Freachikion wrote:873 km southwest from Friendly Pacifists

Bruh. EXPLODES THANKS TO—

Hold on! PCC and Majestia are safe havens You can't touch me there!

Simonia wrote:You want me to be a nuclear wasteland? Seriously? You can choose because the maximum choices in a row is 3, though I don't know why you want a lore rewrite.

what?? Option C??? what are options A and B?? (NOT SATIRE)

The Rickpublic wrote:what?? Option C??? what are options A and B?? (NOT SATIRE)

A, Use magic

B, Smuggle shields from another country (your country)

C, Give up and embrace our fate

D, Flee

Unfortunately, Thal Dorthat chose a choice already, so get readyÂ…

Simonia wrote:A, Use magic

B, Smuggle shields from another country (your country)

C, Give up and embrace our fate

D, Flee

Unfortunately, Thal Dorthat chose a choice already, so get readyÂ…

I choose option B

Simonia wrote:Bruh. EXPLODES THANKS TO—

Hold on! PCC and Majestia are safe havens You can't touch me there!

Oh no, you made Oppenheimer salty, get ready for a FULL lore rewrite

BTW What is PCC?

North Freachikion wrote:Oh no, you made Oppenheimer salty, get ready for a FULL lore rewrite

BTW What is PCC?

It's not a full lore rewrite. PCC is short for Pink Castle City.

Thal Dorthat wrote:jk

Next snippet of the story:

“ARE YOU KIDDING?”, Camille declared, “Why did I let Simone Gallant choose? Never mind. We're using magic and smuggling shields from…”

“[nation=noflag]Thal Dorthat[/nation]?”, Simone suggested.

“Where's Thal Dorthat?”, I asked.

It is officially a new year in Emus Republic of Australia!

ItÂ’s now 2037.

Emus are doing new year celebrations.

You can check the date at any time here:

https://compupro.github.io/rp-time-calculator/?daysperyear=21&lastdatechange=1679011200000&lastdateepoch=1734393600000

Simonia wrote:It's not a full lore rewrite. PCC is short for Pink Castle City.

Next snippet of the story:

“ARE YOU KIDDING?”, Camille declared, “Why did I let Simone Gallant choose? Never mind. We're using magic and smuggling shields from…”

“[nation=noflag]Thal Dorthat[/nation]?”, Simone suggested.

“Where's Thal Dorthat?”, I asked.

Yeah your story is too long if it takes more than a minute to read IÂ’m out

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:It is officially a new year in Emus Republic of Australia!

ItÂ’s now 2037.

Emus are doing new year celebrations.

You can check the date at any time here:

https://compupro.github.io/rp-time-calculator/?daysperyear=21&lastdatechange=1679011200000&lastdateepoch=1734393600000

Hello! Nice to hear from our first ever embassy!

I tried using it and itÂ’s kinda janky idk how to use it

Also, can you allow embassy posting in your region?

North Freachikion wrote:Yeah your story is too long if it takes more than a minute to read IÂ’m out

As I said to somebody, I specialize in making longer stories. I didn't know the newest one in the Main Series is that long, though.

North Freachikion wrote:Yeah your story is too long if it takes more than a minute to read IÂ’m out

I donÂ’t mean to sound rude, but are you really that lazy?

North Freachikion wrote:Hello! Nice to hear from our first ever embassy!

I tried using it and itÂ’s kinda janky idk how to use it

Also, can you allow embassy posting in your region?

oh yeah sure

Simonia wrote:As I said to somebody, I specialize in making longer stories. I didn't know the newest one in the Main Series is that long, though.

I specialize in making regions, especially regional dispatches.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:I donÂ’t mean to sound rude, but are you really that lazy?

IÂ’m not lazy, but I donÂ’t like reading choose your own adventures

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:oh yeah sure

Done

North Freachikion wrote:IÂ’m not lazy, but I donÂ’t like reading choose your own adventures

Fair enough.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:Done

Fair enough.

I read, like, a lot.

I go to my churchÂ’s library every week

North Freachikion wrote:I specialize in making regions, especially regional dispatches.

Same. I've made 3, though only 1 official regional dispatch that has nothing to do with me (the Ambassador Program), though that's on Embassy Island).

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:And now I gotta go, seeya!

Bye!

Simonia wrote:Same. I've made 3, though only 1 official regional dispatch that has nothing to do with me (the Ambassador Program), though that's on Embassy Island).

Hall of FreachÂ’s regional Dispatches

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1954464

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1952670

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1954439

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1930993

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=anything_and_everything_in_between/detail=factbook/id=main

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:Wait who's The Dorthatian Empire?

An alt if my rp goes a certain way,

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:Wait who's The Dorthatian Empire?

I follow “Innocent until proven guilty” but I dont know. Maybe something for the Dorthat crisis?

Nvm

Who wants me to make a thread about this war? I call dibs for OP!

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:Who wants me to make a thread about this war? I call dibs for OP!

Nah you should let Thal do it.

IÂ’m only recognizing the thread that Thal creates, since he is kinda the creator.

North Freachikion wrote:Nah you should let Thal do it.

IÂ’m only recognizing the thread that Thal creates, since he is kinda the creator.

But I called OP dibs and Thal isÂ…well, you know.

OK never mind but please include the Simonia-Doratica part.

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:But I called OP dibs and Thal isÂ…well, you know.

You do recognize that I am referring to Thal Dorthat, right?

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:But I called OP dibs and Thal isÂ…well, you know.

OK never mind but please include the Simonia-Doratica part.

Or better yet, we have one thread for Simonia_Doratica and one for Thal-Chet-Ekk

Thal Dorthat wrote:Or better yet, we have one for Simonia_Doratica and one for Thal-Chet-Ekk

whats going on?? (NOT SATIRE?????)

Thal Dorthat wrote:Or better yet, we have one for Simonia_Doratica and one for Thal-Chet-Ekk

Hey guys, ima go talk in Emu Timeline Oceania, who wants to come?

North Freachikion wrote:You do recognize that I am referring to Thal Dorthat, right?

OK, I'll let them do it!

How's this for a part of the OP?

November 24th, 2023, Alliyora, Simonia-NationStates, 08:00

It was a peaceful day in Simonia. Unfortunately, when five year old twin sisters Sandy and Felicia Sanchez were watching the news, they found something shocking.

“Ekk Dorthat and Chet Dorthat has invaded Thal Dorthat and Doratica has invaded Simonia!”, the news anchor announced.

“OH NO!”, Sandy and Felicia said at the same time.

The Rickpublic wrote:whats going on?? (NOT SATIRE?????)

We're discussing II RP OP issues.

Friendly Simonian Pacifists wrote:OK, I'll let them do it!

Part of OP suggestion:

November 24th, 2023, Alliyora, Simonia-NationStates, 08:00

It was a peaceful day in Simonia. Unfortunately, when five year old twin sisters Sandy and Felicia Sanchez were watching the news, they found something shocking.

“Ekk Dorthat and Chet Dorthat has invaded Thal Dorthat and Doratica has invaded Simonia!”, the news anchor announced.

“OH NO!”, Sandy and Felicia said at the same time.

November 24th, 2023, Viorlia, North Freachikion, 8:30

There was a chill. Not the regular chill. A chill sent through the spines of many hopeful for urgent action and peace. Many were glued to their GovernMentCabElTeleVision[sup]TM[/sup], forgetting to take down their Thanksgiving decorations. Thal, Ekk, and Chet Dorthat had gone to war, each affiliated with South Freachikion and North Freachikion. Chet had proposed a alliance with Rockem, however they declined. Then a important 37-year old man in a Italian suit came up.

“It is with great honor to announce that peace talks have been held. The future is looking bri-“

He was shot. Shot by a 17-year old Ekk terrorist.

My IC year is 2030 so i feel it'd be better if Simonia-Doratica and Dorthat War were 2 separate threads

Thal Dorthat wrote:My IC year is 2030 so i feel it'd be better if Simonia-Doratica and Dorthat War were 2 separate threads

My IC year is set 2 months in the future, so it would be January 24 2024,

Thal Dorthat wrote:My IC year is 2030 so i feel it'd be better if Simonia-Doratica and Dorthat War were 2 separate threads

North Freachikion wrote:My IC year is set 2 months in the future, so it would be January 24 2024,

OK.

North Freachikion wrote:November 24th, 2023, Viorlia, North Freachikion, 8:30

There was a chill. Not the regular chill. A chill sent through the spines of many hopeful for urgent action and peace. Many were glued to their GovernMentCabElTeleVision[sup]TM[/sup], forgetting to take down their Thanksgiving decorations. Thal, Ekk, and Chet Dorthat had gone to war, each affiliated with South Freachikion and North Freachikion. Chet had proposed a alliance with Rockem, however they declined. Then a important 37-year old man in a Italian suit came up.

“It is with great honor to announce that peace talks have been held. The future is looking bri-“

He was shot. Shot by a 17-year old Ekk terrorist.

November 24th, 2023, Alliyora Castle (a parliament building), Alliyora, Simonia, 08:30

“What? You mean Thal Dorthat, Ekk Dorthat, and Chet Dorthat are at war? No way!”, Simone declared.

“It's inevitable”, Camille said sadly, “I guessed this will happen 7 days ago.”

“WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!”, Ray said, “Thal Dorthat, we're helping you!”

“Yeah! Thal Dorthat, we're helping you!”, Simone, Amy, Natalina, Camille, Ray, and Susie chanted.

“Why Thal Dorthat?”, Jade asked, “Ekk Dorthat and Chet Dorthat have reasonable reasons too.”

“They're our ally, of course”, Simone said. And off we go. “Pacifist” Simonia is taking part in another war.

I'm not good at writing anything fiction related so uh, if you guys wanna you can just like mention my support for simonia and thal (or if not i dont really care) *NOT SATIRE*

Simonia

The RP is out, guys:

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=542599

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