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Region: Friendly Pacifists
ofcourse he is he isnt DOSed nor IP banned
Ventura-
I dub this the Embassy Closure Crisis!
The Rickpublic, Simonia
i think the mods will immediatly know
Ventura-
Nice ring to it
ah kay
yeah true
they wouldve took action already you dont need to say it out loudlly for them to know
Damn. Rip the (old) governor o7
I'll never forget the poor guy
Didn't know what spamming in moderation was
Ventura Nation
he onlly did it once by the looks of it,
im not too sure though.
yea it's sad to see
but we have to move on
Uscdf
yep
Uscdf
moving on guys
lets remember the fun times we had with him and not his rulebreaking
:sad face:
Ventura Nation
I know :(
I hope he comes back sometime
Ventura Nation
I mean, I break rules too. Gotta read the rules properly or else boom, DOS or IP.
Uscdf
yea
but this is a good opportunity to gain new members from here
Uscdf
he will he only got banned on a few puppets
hi
Uscdf
hi!
Why Are You In Here
apparently we got Mother Of North Freachikion
Peoples Of Waskar
YAY NF-
oh wait I'm dumb
Peoples Of Waskar, Ventura Nation, Why Are You In Here
omega lols
not as fat as my mom teehee
haha lol
Peoples Of Waskar
Haha very funny
Peoples Of Waskar
Now that NF is gone, what will happen to the Rockem war?
Ventura Nation
appreciate the positive sarcasm there
Why Are You In Here
I got this! (NOT SATIRE)
Probably be pushed down to the depths of II/NationStates
Unstickied it
How?
What happened to North in which he got the RMB ban, NationStates Moderators?
i declare war (not satire no caps)
Maybe you should sticky Doratica-Simonia now.
Let me just write the ending rq (not satire)
i dont really know
nor why im responding.
Ventura Nation
Can you just write half of it? I want to write the other half.
“Rockem has won. The NS Moderators made North Freachikion collapse. But then, they made Rockem collapse too.”, said the news anchor.
“THE END? BUT WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO NORTH FREACHIKION!”, said Sandy and Felicia.
“Can we go to Thal Dorthat instead?”, Emma asked.
“YEAH! LET'S GO TO THAL DORTHAT!”, Mina said. And that's what they did.
The end.
The Rickpublic, Ventura Nation
oooh communism, my favourite!
I'll update the map soon and i divide north freachikion among certain people
The Rickpublic, Peoples Of Waskar
Oh yay, you're back!
EVERYONE, ENDORSE THEM!
You should just remove it.
wait no WAD change?
awwwwww...
Nah.
Peoples Of Waskar
man this is the saddest sunday of my life
why northy?
Peoples Of Waskar
Guys how's my Rockem war ending?
Peoples Of Waskar, Ventura Nation
Hey can someone please cancel the closure of embassies?
I did it. If you anyone has any objections, please contact me right now.
Peoples Of Waskar
Nukes
Peoples Of Waskar
thanks.
Sh*t load of nukes
Peoples Of Waskar
NP.
Peoples Of Waskar
was just gonna drop like 500 nukes on them but sure, i just gotta eat rq (NOT SATIRE)
can i be in the map?
No. You're an embassy.
who said that?
i brough a puppet hehehe
Ventura Nation
hello
Ventura Nation
What's Hawayaii doing on the map?
Ventura Nation
Hi. Who are you?
AN
Asked Lefackistan to remove it.
thats me
so can i be in the map?
pretty please?
Jarvis, send the nation below me to the Skibidi Toilet universe
Hey I'd love to go there!
Ask Lefackistan.
to skibidi you go!
Woah! This universe is amazing! Love it! Love this vacation! Can you take me to Thal Dorthat now?
hey also
unban me from the discord
I would check it but im on my school computer (NOT SATIRE)
I did.
Tartigrade Empire
Why do you guys have a Discord anyways?
To keep connected.
Why can't you keep connected here?
It's just a useful tool in case of emergencies or something.
Wait I heard from the wiki that you are deleting United Dorthatian Freachikion.
Yeah because North Freachikion got DEAT'd.
Ventura Nation
I cant use the wiki, im on my school computer
Post by Peoples Of Waskar suppressed by Thal Dorthat.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=54047926
what is blud waffing about
Who the heck is your secret alt you put in my region (for spying purposes?)?
NF was a meanie and had a big case of selanophobia
bro that was 50 days ago lmao
welp, it's the end for northy.
And goodbye
“Friendly pacifists”
The Rickpublic, that poll was important. I'm going to put it back and when it's completed, THEN you can post your "Ban Skibidi Toilet?" poll.
The Rickpublic, Ventura Nation
Hello!
[spoiler= ] "Mikey, aren't Filipinos practically Spanish?"
"Excuse me?"
"Well, you have a Spanish last name?"
"Oh, Yes, Spanish royalty: Bustos, Duke of Spain"
"uh... I mean. no Frank"
"Filipinos are not a kind of Spanish"
"oh"
"In fact, check out our Philippine Heroes"
I'm Lapu Lapu, machete na Guapo
Bold and a king so they call me Datu
Who is that I see talking to our fellow tribesmen?
Ferdinand Magellan and his men from Spain
Teaching their religion Catholic Roman
I'm now like a Spanish
No, You're Visayan!
(Oh!)
Time to wage war on Ferdinand's Men
Let's kill him with our weapons here in Mactan
Jose Protasio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Realonda
Jose Rizal, Almost Four Cеnturies still ruled by the Spanish
Wе're executing you!
Cause I'm anti-colonial?
You're "Noli Me Tangere" "El Filibusterismo" Poems caused rebellion against Spain!
Oops! Did I start a Spanish revolution?
Ready!
Consummatum est
Aim!
We are the revolution KKK
Fire!
Rizal, you're death won't go in vain!
I'm Andres Bonifacio, Republic Tagalog President, and the Great Plebian
Co-founder and supremo of the Katipunan
The Father of the Philippine Revolution!
Our Secret society of Filipino militants
Hopes for a Philippines Free From Spain!
I'm Marcela Agoncillo Seamstress
I'm in Hong Kong to escape the stress
Then, General Emillo Aguinaldo requested to sew a flag that best represented
The Philippines
Look oh! isn't it Bente
A sun, three stars, there's a blue and red
In accordance to General Aguinaldo's Design
I'm Mother of The Philippine Flag, ok?
Apolinario Mabini, First Prime Minister of The Philippines. Hurray, we're free!
Mabuhay!
Brains of The Revolution, now work in Government despite losing my legs to Polio Disease
I'm an American, We'll show you Burgers, Get rid of siesta's, and re-educate!
Pshh... Talk to the hand what next? Lemme guess you wanna make the Philippines a US State?
General Luna, born in Manila
Even if I am a Ilocano
Filipino General fought in The Philippine-American war
Let me intro you!
To the "Black Guard" "Luna Sharpshooters" that Luna Defense Line they're like Woah!
With Military Science I trained these men to catch Americans Like Pokemon Go!
"So you see, Frank
"We, Filipinos are not Spanish, we're not like Americans, we're not like anybody"
"We are our own people"
"Independent and free"
"We have heroes to thank for that"
"And we cannot forget how we became The Philippines"
"Oh that's kinda cool, Mikey"
"And don't ever forget it"[/spoiler]
Thal Dorthat can i have border control and polls authority back?
Goodbye!
[spoiler=should I make another play script like this?] (Based on a true event in the RMB of Friendly Pacifists)
Characters:
Walmart Version Of Why Are You In Here
Why Are You In Here The Sequel
[size=150]Friendly Pacifists' RMB, November 14th, 2023[/size]
Simonia: Thal Dorthat, can I make an account called Thai Dorthat?
Thai Dorthat: Hi. I exist prevent name snipers. I'll CTE in a few days.
Simonia: It was just a joke, OK?
Thal Dorthat: I Swear I Am Thai Dorthat Not Simonia wants to go against that.
Simonia: Who's that?
Thal Dorthat: Your mom.
Simonia: How did you know my mom? I thought she doesnÂ’t play NationStates!
Hawayaii: Why among us currency and animal, Simeone?
Simonia: I'm Simonia, not Simeone.
Hawayaii: Sorry for that and don't be mad, Simeone.
Thal Dorthat: Believe it or not, your mom does play NationStates. Her main is The Venusian Ecumenopolis.
Simonia: Thal Dorthat is my mom? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING ON NATIONSTATES!!! Hold onÂ…what's your name?
Thal Dorthat: Whatever your momÂ’s name is. Anyways, please vote in the Vice PM elections!
Simonia: Are you a stalker? MOMMY, SOMEBODY IS BULLYING ME HERE!
Hawayaii: Thal Dorthat, are you really Simonia's mom?
Thal Dorthat: NoÂ…or am I? Anyways, I'm going to prove HaWAYaii knows the way!
Simonia: Thal Dorthat and Hawayaii, you guys are on the line. >:(
Thal Dorthat: SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE SIMONIA NOT SIMEONE
Simonias Mom: Stop bullying people online! >:(
Thal Dorthat: OMG Simonia'S MOM! OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS!!!
Simeone: Hi I'm your daughter.
Thol Dorthat: Hello guys.
Simonias Mom: Yes, I'm Simonia's mother. NOW NO ELECTRONICS FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!!
Thal Dorthat: WHAT?!?!?!
Thal Dorthat 2: Hello guys.
Why Are You In Here: What the—
Simonias Mom: Hello.
Why Are You In Here: Hi.
Thol Dorthat: There are many impostors among us, but I'm the real Thal Dorthat.
Thal Dorthat 2: No, I am!
Thol Dorthat: Clearly I am.
Hawoyaii: Hawayaii is fake! IÂ’m the real one!
Hawoyaii: Sesbian lex
Simonias Mom: It's me, Hawayaii. D:
Why Are You In Here: Sorry, Hawayaii, I didn't know. Now say gex.
Thol Dorthat: Uh ohÂ…I can't tell which one is worseÂ
Thal Dorthat: I'm going to ban Thol Dorthat and Thal Dorthat 2 if you don't say “sesbian lex”.
Why Are You In Here: Thal Dorthat has a Walmart version of themself now. It wasnÂ’t me.
Hawayaii: Alright who made Hawoyaii?
Hawayaiis Mommy: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!! I'M YOUR MOTHER AND WHAT I SAY IS FINAL!!!
Hawayaii: OK. If you can tell me where my mother is from. Hint: South America.
Hawayaiis Mommy: Brazil, Colombia, Paraguay, Peru, Ecuador..
Hawayaii: Chill. One by one, please?
Dorthat: AlrightÂ
Thal Dorthat: WHO ARE YOU???
Simonia: *Wakes up* 100 pages? Oh myÂ
Simonias Mom: It's literally not morning.
Thal Dorthat: Who the heck is Dorthat?
Why Are You In Here: Your mom. B)
Simonias Mom: Hooray!
Thal Dorthat: Simonias Mom, you're going to jaikl! And you will have to eat lots of broccoli!
Simonias Mom: Ooh, I wonder what jaikl is like.
Thal Dorthat: MAKE WALMART VERSIONS OF Lefackistan AND North Freachikion!
North Freachikion: Wow! This many posts in 2 hours is abnormal! We,re more active than TNP!
Freachs Mom: Hey guys!
North Freachikion: I'm too scared to go to sleep.
Walmart Version Of Why Are You In Here: Can you guys please stop making alt accounts?
Why Are You In Here: In fact, you should delete your own account.
Doratica: I'm here to pick up all Thal Dorthats!
Thal Dorthat: No. And as prime minister, I'm banning all Thal Dorthat ripoffs.
Mother Of North Freachikion: Hi.
Why Are You In Here: You blink for one second and the next moment everyone's moms are playing NS and 1 million new pages are created.
Simeone: HEY! I'M NOT A THAL DORTHAT IMPOSTOR! AHHHHH! *Gets picked up by military grade geo-lifting helicopter*
Thal Dorthat: You're a Simonia impostor. I can unban you if I want to.
North Freachikion: I hereby ban all usurpers and impersonators.
Why Are You In Here: But I want a mom account too!
Dorthat: Guys, as Doratica, I'm here to pick up all puppets of Simonia minus Friendly Simonian Pacifists.
Why Are You In Here: Holy cheese we're already at 40 nations?
Hawayaii: IntroducingÂ…Unfriendly Pacifists!
Thal Dorthat: Good riddance. Was part of a joke that got annoying way too soon.
Why Are You In Here: DamnÂ
Hawayaii: Come on!
Thal Dorthat: Sorry but they were flooding our region. It can get annoying especially in ways like these. It's OK if it's controlled, but when it's not, I don't like it.
Doratica: Any other impostors for me to pick up?
Thal Dorthat: Don't think so.
Why Are You In Here: Wee woo wee woo
Hawayaii: There's no impostors among usÂ…Totally not gonna create another accountÂ
Why Are You In Here The Sequel: If you ban me you're gay.
Thal Dorthat: If you don't leave you're gay. Imagine getting bannedÂ
Friendly Simonian Pacifists: So many messagesÂ
Friendly Simonian Pacifists: I'm FSP. This is Simeone.
Hawayaii: No. Your real name is Simeone, so hi Simeone.
Friendly Simonian Pacifists: Why did I vote for Thal DorthatÂ…:(
Simonia: SIMEONE IS NOT MY REAL NAME, HAWAII!
Thal Dorthat: Because I'm bringing order to the nation.
Howoyaii: Please don't ban me! This is the last nation I'll make!
Friendly Simonian Pacifists: Hi Hawaii. (JK)
Hawayaii: Hi Simeone. I HATE YOU! D:<
Thal Dorthat: You're close to getting banned, but I won't ban you.
Simonia: The kidnapping is over! Nothing happened! And Hawayaii, please stop calling FSP Simeone.
Hawayaii: Nah I'm OK thanks for asking.
Thal Dorthat: Not complaining. Just curious. Why am I PM, North Freachikion?
Dorthat: Maybe North Freachikion didnÂ’t want to be PM.
Thal Dorthat: Maybe, Hawayaii.
Dorthat: Why are you calling us names?
Thal Dorthat: You literally called Simonia “Simeone”. Simonia, is this your alt?
Hawayaii: Probably. She has so many alts. Anyways, Simeone would you still like your gummies and cookies from before?
Why Are You In Here: It's confirmed. Thal Dorthat is gay. Are you in a relationship like me?
Thal Dorthat: I'm ace and I'm not in a relationship.
Hawayaii: ☭
Why Are You In Here: Communism. :o
Thal Dorthat: ☭ chain!
[size=150]THE END (For now)[/size][/spoiler]
Sure, don't know how they got lost.
Ventura Nation
I guess
My bad (not satire)
did Thal Dorthat pay the NS mods for a coup of this region?
CONSPIRACY THEORY
Thal Dorthat would never do that (NOT SATIRE)
Ventura Nation
haha it seems so then
hi random people
Probably. If that's the case, all ties will be cut.
Nationstates Moderators, did Thal Dorthat bribe you?
Ventura Nation
most likely not but if he's rich, then it would've happened.
Northy did nothing wrong
forum ban wasn't deserved
rmb ban not sure why he deserved it
hi
The mods would never take a bribe
I'm not rich at all
oh okay
☭
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.