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Region: Friendly Pacifists
Ye
You get a notif for it
iamthebestchristian123
Ekk Dorthat
mine is skbidi sigma123
thanks
I spammed Thals notifs lol
anyday
Thal Dorthat is the worst. We should have control over the entire Dorthat Islands.
Umm... no? We are more economically powerful, a hegemonic state even with a microscopic military, and have built a literal space elevator. What have you done, kill heathens and immigrants while praying to your two gods?
EEK DORTHAT EXPOSED
I mean youre right if you are a theocr-
IN THE NAME OF THE EKK! We are strong and powerful, and can make you crumble into dust. What do you have, 2 soldiers and a half of a vehicle?
At least we don't make our citizens fight in the buff.
I thought your nation was opposed to discrimination on a religious basis. Our religion is violent, but it is still religion.
We are opposed to that, and opposed to many other things, like war crimes... and humanitarian neglect... and SLAVERY...
that actually made me laugh
That still doesn't excuse discriminating against religion.
Both suck.
NORTH FREACHIKION SUCKS AND ATHEISM IS GOOD
Come on. You literally are the only country on this Earth to not have legalized slavery. It is 2030. Get a life.
so every other country has legalized slavery?
Woah, its January 24th 2024 here
I have one. One that the two gods support. Who supports your life, the shiny little space elevator?
whered you get 2 gods, eh?
Women. We don't treat them like cattle here.
women suffrage is still a problem here btw
Stop pulling things out of that space elevator and answer my questions.
You dare question the legitimacy of the two gods and the Ekk?
Ekk Dorthat quite literally doesn't have suffrage, because the government restricts almost everything.
I have been. Now let me ask you this: Have you killed 8 million or 9 million people today?
We even use capital punishment that much! The cliff only is 25% red! We usually give them corporal punishment, make them repent, and put them back in their house.
The cliff. Still. Has. Blood. On. It. Why do you even throw people off cliffs anyway?
Because it's the holiest way to execute someone!
Killing someone in a holy manner is still killing someone. Also, why must you force citizens to keep their bodies the way they are and not fix them up, decorate them, etc.?
Our religion demands that the two gods hold most of our possessions. We're only entitled to the stuff we need.
Ahh yes. You need a humongous military.
Knock it off
North Freachikion is this your puppet?
We need it to protect our nation and spread the ekk. This is extremely lopsided, so let me ask you this. Why do you give your computers passports?
I mean, for sake of Totov, we have a literal space elevator. We're bound to have some sentient AI that want to go places and explore the world.
Now, how about we call this dispute off?
The Rickpublic, Ekk Dorthat
Fine. Are you such a coward that you can't beat the mighty Ekk Dorthat in a literal verbal battle? We're bound to be the successor of the Dorthatian Empire.
https://imgflip.com/gif/8756n5
The Dorthatian Empire was Naktese. Your are Kovos with a mix of Col'Kaman.
Plus, guess what? Some of the Kovos are still here! You couldn't even beat moving, what makes you think you'll reunify us?
The 3 giant death robots.
That you stole from us.
Smash
The supplies were given to us by the two gods, you just stole it from them. We stole our rightful possessions back.
Here we go again with your "two gods gave us everything!!!1" verse.
They gave us what we needed for us to make sure everyone was following them. When we die, they will lend us everything we want and we will be in their abode. We are always at their mercy. You are not. Join us, and together the two gods will bless our reunion.
Oh, you sweet child of summer. It would take a cultural revolution in Ekk Dorthat for us to reunify. And by that, we mean not oppressing literally everyone. And repealing that stupid Great-great rule.
You know what? Nevermind. You have "won". But be careful, Thal Dorthat. That weak military won't help you when we decide to make the Second Dorthatian Empire.
In your dreams. Goodbye.
Okay, RMBs back to normal.
in case of a military invasion i got your back bro
Satire or Not?
*(NOT SATIRE)
Okay. Thanks!
anyday (NOT SATIRE)
So this is the closest ally region to Majestia?
Simonia
Yes, and welcome to the region. I'm Prime Minister Thal Dorthat. Pleased to meet you.
whats N-day?
Pleased to meet you too.
Who are you?
https://imgflip.com/gif/875b62
minister of culture and engagement
Nice.
Wonder who this "Ankirnha" is. Probably a new nation, but they could be a puppet.
Simonia
I'm a new nation. I found this website a few years back by searching up "Create your own country game" and created a nation but that nation has CTE'd and I don't remember the name of it. I remember this yesterday and decided to create an account today.
Ahh. Thanks for the clarification.
idk probably just a new nation, btw did you ask the Selanese empire if they were cool with being on the wiki, im presuming you wrote it (NF certainly didnt) just want to make sure they are cool with having a page on the wiki since, they arent the biggest fans of Friendly Pacifists (NOT SATIRE)
Sigma
I didn't create their article. They did. They chose to be on the wiki.
Why are you putting "(NOT SATIRE)" on everything?
k thanks (NOT SATIRE)
I have a status put on me where everything i write is considered satire unless i write not satire (NOT SATIRE)
Oh! Do you like the status?
I support the status yes, because most of the time what i write is Satire or a joke (NOT SATIRE)
Okay. I have to head off now. Nice chatting with you.
same, bye
Alright, which one of you tried to log into me with an incorrect password AGAIN?
Why Are You In Here
Not satire?
What? No!
Woah Ekk Dorthat Hello! Im Simonia!
IDK.
Idk
difinetlty neuot sit atire
Yes. We shall invade! The two gods demand it!
And throwing someone off a cliff is the holiest way of capital punishment.
(IC)
I guess you've wondered where I've been...
I've searched to find the love within...
I havent been wondering (Not satire)
they are song lyrics
and that is my alt good sir
The Rickpublic
my bad (NOT SATIRE)
Post self-deleted by The Rickpublic.
Who flamed?
North Freachikion (NF)
It's always him
Thats the reason why I should reunite Freachikion
I dont remember being flamed..
It was a joke and because of your excessive rickrolling
Ethensia
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Never gonn-
Guys, we found him
Got it, sending nuke to his location.
What? You're invading?
Last time I checked there was a nation named Freachikion but now it CTEd.
I thought you were both successors?
Same. That is, if you have my back too, of course.
Wdym it CTEd?
Bruh you just revived it.
I revive myself
So there's a nation more prone to invading other nations than Doratica? (IC)
Lol Selanese Empire is talking in UCN and theyre like Does anyone believe this? tell me, what reason do I have to be selanophobic? None. Atleast, not anymore, but youre really getting on my nerves
Ethensia
Cool flag
Thanks, I made it myself this time
I was thinking about using it for the region but without the cross (because some arent Christian) and then I realized this would be good for my nation if it had a cross on it!
Who made your last flag and why did you change it?
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.