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Region: Lands End
Why did you unendorsed me? Why? What did I do? Mad I showed compassion to Ukraine or something?
The Federation Of Spokane
This has nothing to do with the Ukraine situation. People have unendorsed you due to your conduct. We expect civility here.
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
You have ridiculed me and made a fool out of me for too long. Why can't you just move on and ENDORSE ME?!?!?!??!?!?!
AA03.2.1 https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1431969#waendorsements
What about those of use that aren't guys endorsing you? :p
South-Central Rhodesia, The Tribia, United Villages Of Eisbutch, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
Why can't everyone just endorse me again? I don't deserve this.
I am endorsing you ><
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
Post by Great Octavia suppressed by Hansa Federation.
I know but why did so many other nations have to make a big problem by unendorcingfnjkgrte nbm gtrhykui refgb nmvyfrsjt vfrwe3 vamnbhjgcfvd
Post by Great Octavia suppressed by The Tribia.
Screw Authoritism, Arstotskiano, South-Central Rhodesia, Pantsville, and ESPECCIALY The Federation Of Spokane. Endorse me and end this BS that you started.
Post by Arstotskiano suppressed by Hansa Federation.
Nah mate, be less toxic and I'll think about it.
The Federation Of Spokane, Schabinur
Alrighty, since it seems yall aren't playing too nice right now, I'd prefer we drop this issue, and do not engage with anyone who continues this conversation. It's a bad view on the region, especially for new people who are first seeing it.
- Tribs
Tesdai, Artevenia, South-Central Rhodesia, Antarctican Immagrants, Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur, Sluckyoma
Understandable.
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Post self-deleted by The Federation Of Spokane.
Yessir, roger that
Sacara, South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Here's a cool activity I like doing every once in a while: take one of the issues that it's in your inbox right now, choose an option, and roleplay how your IC nation would respond to it. Some issues are easier than others to do this for. I'll go first, spoilered is the full issue for reference.
[spoiler=Issue 716 - Cheek to Cheek]The Issue: While in Westrock Station Airport on your way to a major diplomatic summit, you observe a morbidly obese woman arguing with customer service after being charged for two seats because she simply could not fit into one. Unfortunately, in the middle of the kerfuffle she happened to notice you.
Option 1: I demand you weigh in on the matter of airline seats! angrily states the plus-sized woman while waddling into your entourage. Heres some food for thought: studies have shown genetics play an over-sized role in a persons weight. Disability law needs to be expanded to acknowledge this! I may have some love handles, but Im still just one person. I shouldnt have to pay for two seats.
Option 2: Although Sacarian Air is happy to accommodate all legitimate disabilities, states Coraline Pond, a big shot Sacarian Air executive, obesity simply doesnt fit the bill. People who cant squeeze into our seats should examine their life choices. Besides, if Sacarian Air just gave complimentary seats to everyone who asked, our profits would fall faster than a plane in a stall.
Option 3: I have an idea! exclaims Ibrahim Wheeler, founder of Walking Big and Tall, an obesity acceptance group. Why dont we just force airlines to make their seats a bit wider? That way, everyone can fit in their seats, and we wont have a problem. I mean, sure there will be lost efficiency as less seats will be able to fit in the cabin, but thats the price we must pay for equality!
Option 4: We should charge by the kilogram, suggests Mia Deming, who also happens to be a famous horse jockey. The weight of the plane ultimately determines whether it can take off and how much fuel it consumes. If I get charged for carrying excess baggage on board, it should be the same for people.[/spoiler]
It was going to be a busy day for Sacara's Premier, Dakota Hayward, and nothing seemed to be going his way from the very start. He hit the snooze button a few too many times, his assistant accidentally brought him a cup of decaffeinated coffee, and the traffic outside of Westrock Station's airport was almost at a standstill. Still, Hayward and his security entourage made it to the gate just before boarding was due to be called. While it may sound silly for the head of state to be traveling on a commercial airliner, Hayward campaigned against wasteful government spending and promised to cut the bloated administration budget -- something he was successful at doing. Unfortunately, this meant traveling in economy class on the way to an international security summit with other Lands End nations.
While waiting for the boarding process to begin, Hayward was absent-mindedly scrolling on his phone through various social media apps. Although he had important messages to respond to, he wasn't going to do it without a cup of caffeinated coffee in his system, which he had sent one of his assistants to grab a few long minutes ago. Taking a break from his mindless scrolling, he looked up to see a rather large woman yelling at a young customer service representative.
In the midst of the yelling, which was now starting to gather attention and cause a scene, the obese woman turned and noticed Sacara's Premier sitting there. She at once ceased her beratement of the young man and began to stomp all the way over to give a piece of her mind to Hayward.
I demand you weigh in on the matter of airline seats! angrily states the plus-sized woman while waddling into your entourage. Heres some food for thought: studies have shown genetics play an over-sized role in a persons weight. Disability law needs to be expanded to acknowledge this! I may have some love handles, but Im still just one person. I shouldnt have to pay for two seats.
Before Hayward had a chance to respond, Coraline Pond, a big shot Sacarian Air executive, weighed in on the matter. Although Sacarian Air is happy to accommodate all legitimate disabilities, states Coraline Pond, a big shot Sacarian Air executive, obesity simply doesnt fit the bill. People who cant squeeze into our seats should examine their life choices. Besides, if Sacarian Air just gave complimentary seats to everyone who asked, our profits would fall faster than a plane in a stall.
After thinking about what both the obese woman and airline executive had said, Hayward noticed a young woman sitting a few seats down from him. The woman had a petite build and was happily humming a tune to herself. After staring at her for a few seconds, he had come to a decision.
"Actually, I have a different idea in mind, and probably not one that you're going to like," Hayward said, directing his words towards the obese woman. "The weight of the plane ultimately determines whether it can take off and how much fuel it consumes. If I get charged for carrying excess baggage on board, it should be the same for people."
And with that, Hayward and his entourage got up and started boarding the plane. It was no matter that his section had not been called yet; he was the Premier after all! Sometimes it pays to be the leader of a Capitalist Paradise. And left standing in the dust was an angry, dejected woman, who only had one thought in her mind at the time: Dakota Hayward was sure as hell not getting her vote next election.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Guys what is this "MADNESS" issue series I've been getting that seems to be based on the Cuban Missile crisis?
Sacara, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Thanks again
They don't respect you cause they don't feel respected and as 0-1 of eisbutch diplomacy I want to help you instead of abandon you so send me a tele and we'll find out where to go from here
Tesdai, The Federation Of Spokane, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Hazbin Demons, Schabinur, Sluckyoma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT9h5ifR1tY
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Damn it. You got me.
Earthern Alliance, The New Jabanese
I'm not risking it
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, The New Jabanese
I think I recognise that link I shall not
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, The New Jabanese
I hope so. A global war would mean the end of our civilisation. We must stand and fight for peace in the world. The situation is precarious and we must not talk it down. There is much more at stake than that. Global peace is at risk.
Earthern Alliance, Hazbin Demons, Schabinur, Fandreida
Post by Great Octavia suppressed by Hansa Federation.
Get out while you still can.
Hiii
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Hey! How are you?
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Hi guys
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
hola
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
I'm good
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
South-Central Rhodesia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Good!
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Guess who's back
Schabinur
Yo, it's nukes guy
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Here to sell nukes again (but not really)
Yay I finally got the monarchy policy! It came up in an issue about choosing a successor and there were multiple great options but I selected the one that gave me monarchy because Ive been wanting it forever.
hello again
Welcome back, Nukes Dude
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
I'm glad to see you in a good mood
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Does this place suddenly have enough "politics" for you?
remember octavia some things you say could come off as rude this could be one of them
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Do you not remember why he left???
I have no clue who he is
Bazooka Joe, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Here's a refresher.
well one it was his choice to make and to work on good relations you need to respect his decision whether you agree or not and two he's not wrong we are based off a company not a coalition of nations
Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Post by Great Octavia suppressed by Hansa Federation.
Thanks I really appreciate that! Apparently the community isn't always here for me, lolz.
always here to help
EDIT: also did you save that cause that was from 728
Schabinur
I was looking for my first post for the "Get out while you still can" joke and I just happened to see that.
well its on 873 and its suppressed so don't know how you got to 728 but I wont ask questions
Schabinur
I just clicked the button to go back one page.
like I said I won't ask questions I'm just here to help you work on personal tact
Schabinur, Mediocre Squidland
Post by Great Octavia suppressed by Hansa Federation.
You aren't my mom!!
Mediocre Squidland
i know but im a friend trying to help you and if I need to act like your parent I am willing to do so
Schabinur
literally1984.gif
Fandreida, Mediocre Squidland
? excuse me for being ignorant but what does that mean
Schabinur, Fandreida
On Discord if a moderator or high rank is over censoring someone will post a gif about 1984.
Fandreida, Mediocre Squidland
ok then guess I got to be there to understand it
Schabinur, Fandreida
The Ardevenci Gazette
25 February 2022
Army of the Race militants arrested
ARDEVENCI, TARSINIA - Four militants affiliated with the Army of the Race, a racist terror organization, have been arrested near Ardevenci.
The militants plotted to bomb the Ardevenci city hall as well as a power plant.
The Army of the Race is a racist terror organization that maintains a belief in the superiority of an "Artevenian race". The group has been responsible for multiple racially motivated attacks in recent years.
Sacara, The Federation Of Spokane, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Hazbin Demons, Great Octavia, Schabinur, Fandreida
The Spokanite Government sends its congratulations to the Artevenian government!
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Fandreida
Hi folks, it had been long time since I wrote something in LE. Lot of new people around here, eh? Welcome!
Sacara, Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Irula
After being warned that continued malicious, offensive, etc. comments will result in a ban, it has been seen fit for the nation of Octavian to be banjected from the region of Lands End. Such comments will not be tolerated from anyone in this region.
Sacara, Artevenia, The Federation Of Spokane, Deims Kir, The Tribia, Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Ruwan Islands, Arstotskiano, Authoritism, Mabufudyne, Schabinur, Pantsville
Post by Superdupermegaultraland suppressed by Hooseria Magna.
No shut up.
What did great octavia do here?
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Fandreida
I was taking him under my wing to help him work on it
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
I think Superdupermegaultraland is Great Octavia's alt.
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
He was pretty rude to most of the members here- thats all!
Sacara, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
POV: An engineer student at a University in Dolplandia
You see a flier on a lamppost on the campus. It reads: "Join the first ever Travel Abroad program that Spokane! Join now!" It has a cute drawing of the flags of Dolplandia and Spokane as little balls. They are high-fiving each other in this drawing.
The Federation Of Spokane, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
rip octavia
I have come back again for these greener pastures
Joke time:
President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other and decked out in jewelry
"What happened to you?" asked Putin.
"Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and they gave me their jewels
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Putin.
The driver replies, "I'm president Putins driver, and I just killed the pig."
Hooseria Magna, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, The New Jabanese, Ansoku
From what I've seen, I don't know how anyone could be offended by what he said.
Shouldn't the endorsement help protect LE? If people can just take it away because they don't like someone, then there's no point in endorsing others all the time.
Earthern Alliance
wait i dint know lands ends founder is August
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
August is the founder of all the Augustin Alliance regions - Lands End, Conch Kingdom, Cape Of Good Hope, Ridgefield, Dawn and Narnia
The Federation Of Spokane, Hooseria Magna, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Bazooka Joe, Schabinur, The New Jabanese, Capponia
Post by Capponia suppressed by Biggonian Megaist Empire.
probably the reason wasn't complain about endorsement, but how octavia was complaining
Earthern Alliance
Post self-deleted by Capponia.
Hail, Great and Wonderful [nation=long]August[/nation]!
Earthern Alliance
Post self-deleted by United Villages Of Eisbutch.
[nation=Earthern Alliance] great factbook!
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Is he an extraterrestrial nation?
Earthern Alliance
ребята, давайте развяжем войну
The Government of Authoritism is pleased to announce the release of the National Report, which documents all the important news/successes in Authoritism every two months.
The reports for February and March 2022 are up-and-running and will be updated frequently.
The Federation Of Spokane, Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
-----------EBSOE-------------
emergency brodcast system of eisbutch
all citizens and surrounding nations be aware this is not a drill
repeat all citizens and surrounding nations be aware this is not a drill
a y-class emergency has occurred in the area of sector 2 in the northern area. please remain calm and do not turn off your device the following steps could save your and your family's lives.
all citizens please gather any food, water, and important supplies and head to sector 3 or 1 as soon as possible. please not sector 2 has been redesignated as a militarized zone.
repeat all citizens please gather any food, water, and important supplies, and head to sector 3 or 1 as soon as possible. please not sector 2 has been redesignated as a militarized zone.
if you are unable to follow these steps then find a secure location and hide until further steps are given.
surrounding nations please follow these steps lock down all borders with eisbutch and let nothing enter or leave from eisbutch
repeat surrounding nations please follow these steps lock down all borders with eisbutch and let nothing enter or leave from eisbutch
situation awareness info
a rouge lab creature has broken free in sector 2 it is a large pale humanoid creature with long arms and a wide jaw. do not look at its face through camera video or in-person as this will lead to death. repeat do not look at its face through camera video or in-person as this will lead to death. if you fail this step and see the creatures face you are already dead and are advised to run towards the nearest designated points. some tips are
-always enter a room with eyes looking at the floor and scan the floor for large pale feet if it is spotted, leave the room calmly and alert the nearest military unit
-always keep the lights on as it can hide in the dark
-dont use technollagy as it could risk you seeing its face
- be aware small arms fire does not harm it
thank you for your compliance
THE COUNCIL OF DOGGOS
---------EBSOE----------
signal lost
chapter 1/5
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Hi
Earthern Alliance
Does this 'creature' exist in real life? And/or has existed at some point?
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
убить всех нелюдей !
Thanks!
No, but my nation is a little space-themed.
Schabinur
It reminded me of the shy guy from the SCP foundation, it must be something similar, it seems that this world has a lot of anomalous things
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
The eisbutchian government does not work with the foundation
It does not exist in real life it is a made up creature
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Do you work with the CSP, though?
Earthern Alliance
Not in real life, not in RP. Apologies. If you make it a book or wiki, maybe.
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Its not lands end related this is a eisbutch story only the rest of the story is going to be in a factbook after I'm done writing the first part was just a teaser
Scp and the foundation are the same thing and there is no official work between the two factions
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
He has previously made misogynistic and sexist comments as well as being generally rude and disrespectful to both officials and members of the community. Them asking about the un-endorsement is not a problem but their response to Hansas reason was unacceptable. In addition to their on-site behavior, Octavian made numerous inappropriate comments to moderators off-site. Regarding the point that Hansa should not have un-endorsed Octavian, while endorsing should be considered the default, revoking an endorsement is a perfectly legitimate way to express disapproval for someones behavior and one that I have personally used in the past.
The Federation Of Spokane, Deims Kir, Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur, Pantsville
Yay, my cellphone data isn't allowing me to do anything anymore
Why is it so broken
Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
Hiiiiiii
Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur, Rubberducky Land
Hello
I have banned cars
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Rubberducky Land
HIIIII
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
[Nation]The Moose[/nation] swap Antarctican Immagrants
Btw guys this is how you check on who to endorse
Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Yall should help me get my endos up so I can be next in line for WAD :P
Antarctican Immagrants, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
[I]No[/I]
The Federation Of Spokane, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
I'll challenge that
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Yo, I'm on the map!
Hansa Federation, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Hi
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Do you like me guys?
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Endorse me or else 😤
Antarctican Immagrants, Earthern Alliance
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