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Region: Lands End
I just drew Mercantana. Ultra rare. Pretty sweet. Also have Aecria, Allied States of Gondor, KCiD, Etat Unitaire Francais, Imano, Perlaxia and the Great Nation of Allah. If anyone happens to have me, I'd be most eager to acquire myself.
Bonnie Blue Republic
wouldn't it make sense for a nation to start off with themselves?
Just pulled my first epic, I wish they would hold this longer then just a week
Hello guys, I'm new here
Saint Gloria, Buryasia, Okla-Texas, The Cincinnatus Republic, Legoa
I just got the Conch Kingdom card and am about to seal a deal on the Mercantana card to add to my August collection. I hate that anyone can offer to buy a card for .01 and it completely depletes the card's value. My current deck value is 23.76.
Hi!
can someone explain why we are all trading cards?
For fun! Every year there's an April Fool's Event here. Usually its a nuclear war (Augustin Alliance won both) or zombies or something, but this time its trading cards.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Buryasia
Someone said yesterday that it might be a way to find out which puppets are connected to who. If you just bought a legendary card for 0.01, we know who is your puppet (or at least can make a pretty good guess.)
Why would they need to know who our puppets are? They only care about them if you have 2 WA nations (bad idea). Also, I have been sold many cards for only 0.01 without them being my puppets.
It was either in the conch kingdom mssg brd or in the forums where someone made this speculation. IDK
I guess they might want to know exactly how popular their site really is.
You want to get technical, Conch Kingdom won the first... albeit because they were the first AA nation to get a faction up, and we bandwagoned then.
The second was right after the dissolution of the AA, so we didn't exist as an entity to win it...
Although the region called Augustin Alliance was created expressly for that purpose.
Its the spirit of it that counts. The fact is that the AA nations were present both times, and we worked together both times.
Very true.
The second was kinda the AA's last hurrah.
I haven't been on quite that long. I remember a zombie attack around Halloween or Day of the Dead last year. And I guess I do remember the AA group winning. I was in West Pacific at the time. Speaking of winning, do you think they will award an Easter Egg or anything related to these cards and if so what do you think the criteria might be? Like if you have a deck worth X dollars you win something? Or if you have X legendary cards? I'm just asking y'all to take a guess.
if anyone has me, please let me know.
Just curious, I might have missed the reason why, why is the embassy in Kaisertum Osterreich being withdrawn?
The embassy has been withdrawn with Kaisertaum Osterreich because they no longer meet the required standards for our embassy.
I will refer you to Okla-Texas who is CTO for further info.
Fanter Kesh, Okla-Texas
I now have 4 of the 5 Augustin Alliance Founders.
I appreciate that Lands End made a swift response to the embassy situation.
Sorry about that. We had some misunderstood advise that was taken as concrete rules. The executive administration of Lands End dealt with it as quickly as possible. We hope this hasn't damaged our relationship with our fellow AA region.
Fanter Kesh, Clarkentrent
Does anyone else want the cards to be permanently in NS?
The United Banking Associaton, Torranta, Fanter Kesh, The Democracy Of Red Star
Me
We're generally chill in Narnia.
Clarkentrent
I have new Indo-China, Phaedra, Nietzschelandia, got a Stormriven too (ultra rare)
Does anyone have one of me?
I do
Post by Clarkentrent suppressed by Torranta.
I do
*gasp*
The CEO double-posting? Shameful! Fix it now!
I've brought shame upon my family.
Might have glitched out, considering it's the exact same message.
Most likely. Now I got dirt on you though. Infinite blackmail material right here. Next time you try to get in front of me at the buffet, blackmail! Next time you want to use my favorite pool noodle, blackmail! Next time you take the last slice of cheese pizza and there's only sausage left, blackmail!
Actually, blackmail's boring.
*pulls out a megaphone*
"cough, cough. Hey NationStates, Clarkentrent double-posted!"
...
In all seriousness, no big deal. Happens to everyone. Even the CEO. Good thing you did it before my bylaw passed. I am going to consider everyone's slates clean after it passes.
I'm surprised I caught it so fast, though.
*blows gun-smoke off keyboard*
Cheese pizza is gross, I'd be taking the sausage, you wouldn't have to blackmail me for nothing.
Except for stealing my pool noodle. It has my name on it in the fridge, so I don't understand why all my co-workers keep stealing my pool noodle!
Because no one wants your chlorine soaked foam tube next to their soup
That's where you're wrong. I swim IN the soup. Takes chicken noodle soup to a new level.
And besides, no one was ever harmed by Chlorine, right?
Don't double post
Post by The United Banking Associaton suppressed by Clarkentrent.
Me
So that's why my daily 2:37pm soup has been tasting funky lately.
Post self-deleted by Clarkentrent.
Post self-deleted by Clarkentrent.
Alright, Clarkentrent, you've had your fun. Run along to bed now.
(seriously you need to stop)
I don't even know. Half the time I catch these things moments after it transpires.
I actually probably should, sleep deprivation is a remarkable drug.
Edit: ok just realized that was an accidental triple double post??? never done that before, one for the history books. I actually am going to sleep now though, for reasoning, see exhibit A.
Archen Federation
That's fine. For once I didn't catch it before you deleted it. The deleted post from before had an illusion of separating your posts. Also, I'm kind of sad that you deleted your posts. I like scrolling through the rmb and seeing all the times my name shows up for double-posting suppression. My speed is an art. It takes diligent practice and a will to survive.
mmm sad, oh well
This day will be know as the day that the CEO double-posted thrice. Once as a glitch, and twice legitimately.
fight me
Depends, how much are you willing to pay?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT I NEED IT
Also what rank card am I
It's worth .06
Uncommon.
It's worth .06 I'll pay .08
Worth .06 I'll pay .07
XD whoops bu5 I cant argue. How do I buy it?
Why would you double post?
Post by The United Banking Associaton suppressed by Clarkentrent.
Please don't do it again
Don't get me wrong, my thing was pretty silly, but like, are you serious? Don't double post.
I just sold it to you.
Archen Federation
I'm a little offended that I am only uncommon...
What?
Post by The United Banking Associaton suppressed by Torranta.
Why wouldn't I be serious?
Stop now. That's three times, final warning.
Normally I would eject you for that, but because Clarkentrent didn't give you proper warnings, I'll give you one last chance to knock it off.
'
Edit: Actually, I've had a change of heart. You knew exactly what you were doing. You did it intentionally, knowing that it is illegal, and you did it challengingly.
Archen Federation
I'm siding with Clarkentrent on this one
As far as I can tell, Mercantana and I are the only nations in the region that exceed uncommon. I am rare, and he's ultra-rare. I could be wrong since I haven't checked every nation in the region.
Archen Federation
I kinda just mean in general ya know? I'm 5 years old on here and there's smaller younger nation's are rare xP.
I think Torrents needs a shirt that says "I am the law"
I think the algorithm for rarity of cards has a bit of randomness to it.
Plus, Bonnie might be un-happy about that.
I think it's based off stats most of the time. I'm only rare because I'm a Delegate. And, the stats typical of your nation type usually aren't overwhelmingly high, so I'd probably say that it reasonable for you to be uncommon.
THUS IS RACIST *Pounds fist on table* NEIN! THE ARKIAN PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER!
chill
It'll be ok
NEIN! READY THE TANKS!
*Pulls out a pool noodle from his coat pocket*
Squeeze this, I use it as my stress noodle.
*angrily squeezes noodle* Torranta why do you have a pool noodle in your pocket...?
I have a pool noodle for everything.
*pulls out his charisma noodle*
*chews on stress noodle*
Hey, hey, hey! That's an antique. Watch the finish!
*polishes stress noodle*
*finds another noodle to chew on*
I have 3 ultra rare cards if anyone is interested
pfft!
[sub]sorry[/sub]
*chews on noodle more angrily creating a pile of noodle wreckage*
I mean. I could scrap them. Or sell them for a slight discount
How much do you want?
.01 less than average (or in one case less the junk value).
I'll take it.
Get your offers in lol
Got 'em
The Imperial Union thanks you for your patronagr
And Torranta thanks your patronagr
Well, goodnight.
*pulls out pillow noodle and blanket made of pool noodles*
Torranta want an epic?
hey @Okla-Texas i got your card
Okla-Texas
Ok so I just got into these trading cards I have the Armed Republic of Calvinis, which is uncommon who is from lands end. My one rare is The Trading Bureau of Askren anybody want either?
The Democracy Of Red Star
Of course?
The Democracy Of Red Star
Same deal as last time Torranta?
The Democracy Of Red Star
Torranta could you please sell me my Narco State card. I'm currently offering .03 on the open market.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Sure.
Why not?
*pulls out business noodle*
The Democracy Of Red Star
*Readies battle noodle*
The Democracy Of Red Star
En garde!
*pulls out jousting noodle noodle and rides his diving board into battle*
The Democracy Of Red Star
*Hides under piles of noodles*
Torranta I've got some more ultra-rares if you want them. I have 4 cards up for sale if anyone is interested
The Democracy Of Red Star
I'll use one noodle so you can use my other noodle.
Archen Federation, The Democracy Of Red Star
Ummmmmmm hmmmmm ........ gets a cheese gun shoots at okla Texas
Okla-Texas
*Creates enormous shield to defend against cheese*
Calls on an army of 20009 old men to arm the cheese nuke. Take that man..
*Builds Iron Dome system to destroy any nukes* Bring it.
Gets the army of 20009 old men to lay siege to Archen. They make an wall that blocks anyone from getting in or out of Archen.
*Uses my entire 6.54 billion people as conscripts and breaks your seige*
Nukes the 6.54 billion people. Gets an army of 100 billion people to lay siege again.
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