Post Archive
Region: Lands End
Great post earthern, looks good.
Earthern Alliance
Thanks!
Post self-deleted by Ofrus.
endors artevenia and hooseria magna now
Earthern Alliance
THE TRIBIAN TIMES
Fear has been speculating Tribians these past few days after a large protest held in AI about how they felt they disliked the occupation of their country. Both Hooserian and Tribian officials speculate this will evolve into something greater, but unknown at this time. Earlier today under order from Chancellor William, military in Tribia'a occupied zone of AI was to be increased and troops put on alert. While our occupation of AI has gone rather smooth because of our tight grip of reforming AI to itself rightful place in the world, the Hooserian zone has experienced some issues which Chancellor William said he would assist in if Hooseria asked.
Earthern Alliance
Gazetta di Noli
21 July 2022
Army of the Saints report leader's brother dead
The Army of the Saints has reported that Giovanni Pastore, the brother of Bartolomeo Pastore, has died of undisclosed conditions earlier in July.
However, Artevenian authorities are skeptical of the report, and the DCCT in a press release has stated that there should be an investigation to confirm or refute the report.
Earthern Alliance
War Conduct bylaw
In order to prevent conflict and confusion within the Lands End roleplay community:
1. War declarations must have a valid in-universe Casus Belli, subject to roleplay moderator discretion.
2. All wars, with the exception of surprise assaults, which must be approved by the roleplay moderators, and wars of mutual defense, must have a minimum of three roleplay events, defined as in-character diplomacy/roleplay (such as International Council meetings) or in-character news reports, building up to the declaration of war.
3. The result of a war must be decided prior to its incipient.
> 3a. Should a new nation join the conflict, the outcome may be changed.
> 3b. A change to the outcome requires the consent of the majority of the involved parties.
> 3c. All nations who would be on the losing side of the new outcome (as determined by roleplay moderators) must consent to any change in outcome.
4. An outline of the war and its outcome must be submitted to roleplay moderators prior to its incipient.
> 4a. Roleplay moderators may request further plans be submitted as the war progresses.
5. In order for a nation to participate in a war, they must have resided in the region of Lands End continuously for at least one month prior to the wars incipient unless an exception is made by roleplay moderators.
6. The consent of all of the defending parties in a war is required for a nation to participate in said war.
7. The roleplay moderators have the ultimate decision on any facet of a war and maintain the right to retcon it, in part or in full, should they deem it necessary.
Artevenia, Ofrus, The Federation Of Spokane, Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Hey, how are we all doing tonight?
Sacara, South-Central Rhodesia, Hooseria Magna, Antarctican Immagrants, Earthern Alliance
Doing well. We now have a new spotlight with a chlorine and hydrazoic acid power cell.
Looking for ways to improve the power source to last more than a minute.
Ofrus, Antarctican Immagrants, Earthern Alliance
Intergalactic Times
22/7/2022
First round of voting ends in Earthern Presidential election
The first round of voting in the Earthern Presidential elections has just concluded. The voting for the position of Earthern President is scheduled to happen in four rounds with two rounds taking place today and two rounds taking place tomorrow. The first round of voting occurred in the Earthern Parliament, with the members of both houses casting their votes between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. The second round will be held today from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. in the legislative assemblies of three states - Wester Islands, Blue Islands and Purvabet. The third and four rounds will be held tomorrow in the legislative assemblies of the remaining eight states.
The first round is predicted to be favourable to the incumbent President, Bhadade Nak Pact(BNP)'s Hattoba Newarker, as the party has a large majority in both houses of the Parliament. However, he may face some challenges in the other rounds as his party has less seats in some state assemblies and falls slightly short of the required number of MLA votes, with his party having 46% of the combined strength of all state assemblies. Despite this, he is still expected to win due to the support of various regional parties like the Islands Party(IP), Dysnomian People's Party(DPP) and United Bear Party(UBP), while most lawmakers from some other major parties who have not declared their position are also expected to support the BNP.
The main opposition candidate is Compasspenguina Britaniya, belonging to the Anti-Snoish Alliance(ASA), who has also received support from some regional parties like the Sirisian Party(SP) which holds a majority in the Sirisian and Laniakean state assemblies and the Paschimbet Party(PP) which is one of the major parties in the Blue Islands and Wester Islands. The results of the election will be declared on 24 July, 2022.
Ofrus, Hooseria Magna, The Tribia, Voidborneempire
Arstotskianian War Flag hoisted for the first time in modern history!
In a historic day for Arstotskiano, the Arstotskianian War Flag has been hoisted over all governmental buildings for the first time in modern history. Know your nation's new colours.
Red for the blood that will spill.
Gray to show the steel that will come out the mill.
White in hopes of establishment of peace.
And the royal crown, a symbol of Arstotskiano to put the mind at ease.
Ofrus, Earthern Alliance
Part 27: Our Peoples War (Chapter 3: The Prelude to the Battle of Canal East)
Plotting course section 7-5. Said the sonar technician as the HDS Redeemer slowly drifted through the unending waves of the sea. As the technicatian looked at some notes, a sudden ping rang through his ear piece. Hm? He asked as he leaned forward. Officer Ylevl The man said to Logistics officer standing by Solderer who tried to crack some bolts on the periscope.
Yes Laseth? He asked as he stepped forward. Do we have any ships in the area sir? My radar is picking up..wait, that can't be right. Laseth said as Ylevl began to make his way over to stare at the radar. Seven He said with somewhat of a panic as he turned to the captain who was talking to the Solderer. Captain! We have seven ships reporting due north west! He yelled.
The captain suddenly cracked her view to the officer. Gilsen, take you and Calshen, get this periscope down. We are sitting ducks out here if we cant get this to lower. She ordered as Gilsen quickly ran off.
Ylevl, call a general drill. Everyone at their stations.
The vision wavers. Blackness boils up from the tide, swallowing anything in its surge of disorientation. The crew, the capitan, feel themselves disintegrating into the casting sea. Their fragile notion of self-unraveling nothingness, bite into them bit by bit. It was before all things snapped into focus.
And like that, it was gone. The cool air of the vent pours onto the captain's skin. It was not his own breath, it was the first thing she heard in this unending silence. A soft pattern of moisture dripping from the vent onto the floor. Drip. Drip. Drip. The sound roared around each man in almost complete absence of sound.
Men and women were huddled in their quarters, their stations, and thei areas. Together they huddled as the captain took a step across the floor. As her foot stepped down on the metallic tile, he hears low crackling and then the entire room shifted.
Her lungs pumped like bellows in a foundry as she landed on the bowsprit of some sturdy sailor that managed to grip a valve as men and woman were thrown from their stations and alarm bells rang. She must have struck the gods of death. The fact that she was living exposed her, it was a beacon to death as the entire vessel shifted as the water around it exploded upward and rested back into the water.
We have a breach in the sonar dome! Yelled a crew member rushing down the hall into the room. The killing from above rang out another sailor who began to scream as his skin felt like it was ripping from his bones. We are taking on water in the crew quarters!
The captain slowly stood, her hands licking the fire in her fist.
Ylevl, radio to Point North, our position. She said as the edges of memory became a blur. The crew listened and her voice spoke. Their hands were her hands and their time was hers to command. Gilsen, tell the engineers to forget about the periscope and to move to the sonar beacon. Laseth, can you!... She coughed as the blood curdling cry of the ocean rang out again as the water around the vessel shoke once more.
Like a god's breath, the brothers and sisters in death's grip were held in the ugly and unspeakable act as the vessel shuttered and sunk into the shrinking light and clamor. From above the waves, out of their caves and their return, the contest of the lead Spokanite destroyer circled. Like a hounding beast, its movements sank in a rope so read, it would beat anyone with it and tighten around the vessel.
What is this?! The captain yelled. I dont-...
The air has a strange scent. The coldness begins to become not a call, but a feeling all of sudden. As those watching laugh and rejoice as the opening fireball above the wave crackles and trickles out from the wave and against the closet ship that cut through the wreckage. In the place of the once great vessel, lies but a smoldering wreck.
Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano
9:57pm, 7/22, in the town of Nasseville, Stammesland County
On the outskirts of the town, a pickup truck pulls up to a warehouse
A man comes out of the warehouse, in black clothing, to the driver's side of the truck. The driver rolls down their window
"Nag", says the man in the truck.
*The man from the warehouse runs back inside. Quickly, a large garage door opens on the left side of the warehouse. The man drives his truck inside"
The warehouse was spacious, filled with vehicles and people in black suits, fitted with weapons and bullet proof vests. There were at least 40 trucks and cars inside the warehouse, with armor being fitted onto them.
The man steps out of the truck, "This is where I'm meant to be right".
"Indeed, I'm managing this operation" says a woman. "I am Operator 1, know me as Number One. We are currently working with what guns we've been given, but thankfully we have ammunition to spare you"
The man is handed an automatic rifle, and large suit case
Another man comes over, "I'm Operator 2, I'll dress you up for the mission. My first word of warning is be prepared for anything. You have a uniform inside your case, as well as ammo and a radio. The radio is one way, it's only used for orders. Behind you is the dressing room, get going, we are leaving at midnight"
The man nods and runs off
Operator 1 puts on a headset, and presses a button on it
"Operator 0, secure signal", a noise boops, "Good, we are prepared, at hour zero we will direct the squads Zaurich". She takes her finger off the button.
This was the beginning of the plan
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
The Shipping Plot - Part 2
The men were now in a garage, with large quantities of fertilizer and various other components for their plan laying around.
Spiros was the one focusing on the trigger mechanism and plans for remote control, given he was a robotics coach at the local high school.
The youngest, Valentinianus, was working on getting the trigger mechanism and explosive formulas, as they planned on having a secondary explosion made of ammonal but it was moreso a contingency plan. The ammonal wasnt certain to go off, so they had enough ANFO to ensure at least a hole big enough to send a message.
The other two men in the group, Gilad and Narkisos, were either helping the others or getting the speedboat. They were shopping around, not wanting a very expensive boat but wanting one with speed and the ability to run. Together, the men planned to take down a shipping container set to deliver weapons, ammunition, and gasoline to Tussian troops gearing up for the Spokane War.
Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
The New Munich Sentinel - Elections Postponed
O7/23/2022
Steve Jobs announced today that Wednesday's elections have been delayed until August first, due to ongoing diplomatic talks with Hionsit. This delay has sparked controversy among his opponents with Albert Smith even calling it an "...infringement on democracy." The polls are currently Jobs with 38% of the vote , Smith 22%, and Johnson 40%.
New Tussia, Ofrus, Earthern Alliance, Arstotskiano, Voidborneempire
My approach to do a nice ranking dispatch. You can voluntarily help and send me your population/total landmass area and biggest city of your country with total population.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1737231
New Tussia, Earthern Alliance, Authoritism, Voidborneempire
The Times of Darcania
23 July 2022
CAX officially declares ceasefire
The separatist organization Colsakan Atrêr Xzecar has declared a ceasefire today. In their declaration, they said that Astranian independence remains a goal, but that current circumstances called for the shifting of tactics.
Artevenian authorities have greeted the news with some caution. Further negotiations are expected between the Artevenian authorities and the CAX.
New Tussia, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
Hi all, I'm in the early stages of establishing an organization to foster closer cultural ties and promote travel among LE member states.
Attached is the current factbook about it and the Org current info. Given that this is still in the early stages, y'all can expect more features, lore, and content to be added to the Org. I'm also open to feedback and comments so please share them if you have any so I can make the Org better!
Hope y'all check it out and hopefully are interested in. Three nations are currently in the club.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jizue_isles/detail=factbook/id=1736887
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1737499
Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Army of the Saints
24 July 2022 - 15:00
Fort Holy Warrior
After the false report of his death, Giovanni Pastore arrived in the Bonnie Blue Republic and went by the name James Benson. He was there on the orders of his brother Bartolomeo Pastore, still hiding out in a Hansan forest. Giovanni Pastore was previously in command of Army of the Saints operations in Artevenia, but he was reassigned to the Fort Holy Warrior until a new assignment would be found. In his stead, a dual command of Simone Quadrini and Silvio Abati were placed in command of operations in Artevenia.
At 15:00, Giovanni Pastore arrived to the gates of the Fort Holy Warrior. Along with other militants, he discussed certain plans for training. He was placed in command of training two divisions. In addition, he was also assigned to work on the recruitment program.
In the meanwhile, Artevenian agents were already conducting an investigation. They were coming closer to the conclusion that Giovanni Pastore was still alive.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
URA July elections. They will run till July 31st, 2022. Please cast your ballots using this google form. All nations in URA regions are eligible to vote as long as they have a World Assembly nation somewhere. The form for voting is here: https://forms.gle/hWS8kqmbegdTBPSz8
South-Central Rhodesia, Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
I introduced VAT taxes to get the 'Vats Entertainment' banner, but I didn't get it. Is that banner about having vat-grown infants?
Earthern Alliance
Intergalactic Times
25/7/2022
Hattoba Newarker wins the Presidential election!
Following two days of vote counting, incumbent President, Hattoba Newarker, has just been declared as the winner of the 2022 Earthern Presidential elections. Newarker will be sworn in for a record-breaking fourth consecutive term as Earthern President on Wednesday, 27 July, 2022. Newarker has thanked the Earthern people and all his voters for their support and said that he was happy to continue serving the people and working for the betterment of Earthern Alliance. The Presidential elections will now be followed up by the Vice-Presidential elections, which will be held in the first week of August, 2022.
Vote tally
[table][tr][td]Candidate[/td][td]Votes received[/td][td]Political Party[/td][td]Supporting Parties[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Hattoba Newarker[/td][td]3.284 billion[/td][td]Bhadade Nak Pact(BNP)[/td][td]Islands Party(IP), Dysnomian People's Party(DPP), United Bear Party(UBP)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Compasspenguina Britaniya[/td][td]1.008 billion[/td][td]Anti-Snoish Alliance(ASA)[/td][td]Sirisian Party(SP), Paschimbet Party(PP)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Barphaswal Barfabearia[/td][td]0.708 billion[/td][td]Earthern Development Party(EDP)[/td][td]Various Smaller Parties[/td][/tr]
[/table]
The Tribia
Many nations population, GDP, and size can be found on LEPedia.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=arkkine_1658702580 PLEASE APPROVE CONDEMN THE COMMUNIST BLOC! WE SHALL PUT AN END TO THE COMMUNISM
Why should we put an end to Communism, comrade?
Earthern Alliance
Frankly, these resolutions are often tiresome. Moreover, I think condemns should be used for IC bad actions, not for OOC ideologies. I am aware however that offensive liberations have been used against certain regions including fascist ones. However, I'm not sure how TCB would qualify.
To make clear my position: I don't support communist ideology, in fact I am opposed to it. However, there is always the option of simply not joining a communist region.
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan
Liberalism is the only good ideology, whether left liberal or right liberal, its the only one that doesnt devolve into dictatorship or anarchy
Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan
The Shipping Plot - Part 3
Gilad, Narkisos, and Spiros all stood at a pier, with Spiros doing some finishing touches on the speedboat the former two had acquired.
What are you doing, Spiros? Gilad asked Spiros, watching him put on a camera.
Putting a remote camera on here, so we can more easily guide the boat using this remote, he lifted a remote that was originally for an RC car, that way we can make sure we hit the boat and, if we overshoot, we can turn around.
Huh, interesting. How much did this all cost?
About 1,794 dollars ($300 USD).
Decent bit of money, no? Narkisos spoke.
Yes, it is, but in the end itll be worth it. Spiros replied as he got off the boat, turning on the remote and turning on the speedboats engine. He used one of the sticks to increase the throttle, smiling as it worked perfectly. As the minutes went by, he tested the boat and wrote down anything that he needed to tweak or fix, which was primarily the ability to make the boat go faster.
Meanwhile in the garage, Valentinianus had begun to perfect the formula for their explosive. He had quite a bit of equipment too, as his dad was one of the head chemistry professors at Saint Konstantine University; the most prestigious university in Tussia. He played around with the formula, detonating small bits of it to make sure he had a working product. With everything coming into place and the shipping date coming near, the plot would soon go into motion.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
The Cesdaru Messenger
28 July 2022
Four Army of the Saints militants arrested in Cesdaru
Four militants belonging to the Army of the Saints were arrested by the National Police yesterday. The militants are alleged to be behind a plot to attack the Temple of Azrima in Cesdaru and the Cesdaru City Hall as well as other targets. It is believed that two of the militants were planning to travel to the Bonnie Blue Republic to receive additional training but were assigned to continue activity in Artevenia.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
I've decided to try to make my nation as depraved and non-tourist-friendly as possible. Nudity is already mandatory, what other policies might I have the options to enact? I feel like I legalized incest at one point..
Earthern Alliance
Friedmanican News Wire:
Following a tense election the Lehi Party has secured enough seats in the Knesset to form a Government. Party leader Boaz Shamir has been elected the new Prime Minister and and Commander in Chief of the Unified Tribes.
Outgoing Labor Leader Yael Ben Zion has agreed to stay on as Defense Minister, fulfilling Shamirs pledge to lead the nation via a unified War Cabinet. Shamir has pledged to redouble Friedmanican expansion and settlement, and has vowed to significantly increase military funding.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
The Boarlin Park Mystery - Part 1
Investigator 1: "Any leads?"
Investigator 2: "Well, there is reports from bystanders seeing one of the kids missing climb into some sort of van before it drove off."
Investigator 1: "Do we have it's plate?"
Investigator 2: "Unfortunately not, we just know it's a black van with tinted windows at the moment."
Investigator 1: "Try find people who had cameras at the park from Sunday to yesterday. It can perhaps get us a lead as that's the length of the time between the start and end of disappearances."
Investigator 2: "On it."
Earthern Alliance
Post by Arstotskiano suppressed by Artevenia.
No need to do such, but it is understandable why people would want to rid an ideology from the world, even if it isn't a real world.
Earthern Alliance
Friendly reminder not to double post. If you need to add more to your post, edit it.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
Salam alaikum. I just want to say if you want and didn't yet endorsed me it would be a pleasure to do so. I ceased to exist accidentally some days ago and want to push back to slightly over 50 endorsements.
Deims Kir, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan
Legalize incest, slavery, child labor, and prohibiton. Also, enact the following policies just to seal the deal:
Capital & Corporal Punishment, No Smoking, No Marriage, and Geronticide.
The Tribia
Oh slavery and child labor have been legal for a long time, but I won't do prohibition. That's going to raise crime, which I don't want. Capital and corporal punishment are legal I think, as is geronticide, but I don't wanna ban marriage. In fact I legalized polygamy and polyamory.
Authoritism
Try doing what we do and have mandatory military participation from the most morbidly obese to the skeletally thin and wasted.
Try destroying diversity and instilling the virtues of enough muscle mass to support one's frame comfortably while carrying supplies,
a steady and orderly metabolism,
clean skin free of excessive grease and grime,
the ability to run when needed,
and the ability to touch one's toes.
Encourage strength, hygiene, and flexibility shaming.
Also try using forced sterilization and gene sorting with assisted fertilization to get rid of good and heroic traits like;
hormonal deregulation,
tolerance of waste materials and contamination,
high levels of extroversion,
high general libido,
excessive sense of fairness,
impatience,
poor mathematics skills,
excessive comparison of self to others,
excessive confidence,
insufficient confidence,
excessive outward attribution,
excessive inward attribution,
and so on.
Hello all, I'd like to formally announce that I'm running for the position of Chief Personell Officer, also known as CPO. I have served in numerous positions during my time here in Lands End, such as Chief Communications Officer and World Assembly delegate. I feel that this makes me qualified for the role. Please feel free to telegram me if you have any questions about my campaign.
Kathricore, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Hello again Lands End! As you all have seen, election season is around the corner and many people declaring their canadacy. I would like to re-announce I am running for re-election for COO! If everyone could take a second and read my dispatch showing as to why I'm a good fit to continue as COO, that would be cool! If not, I hope you all have a good day!
Stay safe!
- Tribia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1490470
Kathricore, Artevenia, South-Central Rhodesia, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Hello, everyone. I am running for a fifth term as Chief Personnel Officer. My record is clear: I have recruited 593 nations since January 2021, of which 13 are still are in Lands End. I have sent a total of more than fifty-nine thousand telegrams.
I plan to promote shareholder status, and if needed, appoint Personnel Officers. In fact, I have appointed two Personnel Officers so far during my tenure as CPO.
Thanks,
Artevenia
Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Hello, Hola, Bonjour.
I would like to announce my campaign for CPO for the upcoming elections. I could type out a whole paragraph on why you should vote for me but Ive already done it the dispatch below. So, if you could be so kind but to take a moment to read the dispatch then it would be greatly appreciated. Anyways, I hope everyone is doing good today
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1698090
Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Hello there gamers, it is I, Kathricore, the best lands enderman. I am here to let you know, I am running for COO once again. So please, dont forget to support me in draining the Lands End swamp and yeah, thats about it. Rn im listing to irish patriotic music, its pretty good. Maybe for april fools we can make that a theme. I bet you guys would love an IRA theme huh? well vote for me for more creative ideas https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740717
Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT IM FASCIST NOW!
Kathricore, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Voidborneempire
no stylist yall
Hi everyone! I'm announcing my candidacy for CCO! I hope you will vote for me! Here's my platform. Good luck to the other candidates https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1741139
Tesdai, Ofrus, The Federation Of Spokane, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Pantsville
When are we having a new endorsement round?
If the region is shrinking? I have been losing endorsements for months now.
Deims Kir, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Schabinur
Hi yall! Spok, your CCO here again to announce that I am running for CCO!
Why should you vote Spok?
I have the experience of 5 terms in office over four years and right now I am currently working on getting our ambassador program back up and running, and am working on getting the shareholder times running! Im very excited about what I have planned and would love to have another term to see it through!
Sorry this is really short, if you would like more info, feel free to telegram me or dm me on Discord at bigbossg13 #8562
Tesdai, South-Central Rhodesia, Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Dolplandia, Schabinur, Pantsville, Voidborneempire
Generally we had done them once per week, but hadnt done one in a while. The region (and the game as a whole) has been shrinking the past couple months, but this happens pretty much every summer. People want to go outside and arent at school or whatever, so they dont spend as much time on the internet or NS.
If things go as normal, we should bounce back here in the next month or two (the game as a whole should too).
Antarctican Immagrants, Earthern Alliance
The region is unfortunately shrinking, that is true, but people recruiting will help bring more people into the region. In order to recruit you first join our discord server and then type >recruiter in #casual to get started!
Earthern Alliance
https://discord.gg/rNY5vcJ
Discord link^^^(copy and paste in your browser)
If you havent joined already, what are you waiting for?
Ofrus, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740717 remember everyone to vote for Kath for COO today, remember one vote for kath is one vote for animal crackers and juice for lunch period. A vote for tribs is a vote for veggies :(
Earthern Alliance, Dolplandia, Pantsville
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1698090
Hey kids! Did you know that if you vote for me you are officially part of the cool kid club! (Adults welcome)
If you are cool vote for me
If you are not, still vote for me
Stop the steal! Make Lands End Great Again!
The Federation Of Spokane, Earthern Alliance
If you haven't already seen my name on the ballot sent to you by TESDAI, I would like to again remind you that I'm running for Chief Personnel Officer (CPO). Having previously served in numerous other roles across Lands Ends government , I'm eager to take on a new role.
Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
The New Munich Sentinel - Sweeping Socialist Victory
08/02/2022
The National Socialist Party candidate, Thomas Johnson has won the Presidential Election with 42% of the general vote and both Free Market Movement candidates, Steve Jobs and Albert Smith have won 37% and 21% of the popular vote respectively. In other news the diplomatic meetings with Hionsitian officials, of which the reasons are still unannounced, are still in progress. Also, Johnson has started his election promise of reducing inflation by stopping the creation of the Awesometonian Nickel which is worth 6 Buyort or 1/6 of an Oreo. The coin will remain legal tender although when businesses are paid with it the coins are sent to the government via the Mint Authority Police (The largest police force in the nation.) to be destroyed at the mint.
Earthern Alliance
Hey LE! Election season is here! I would like to announce I will be running yet again for COO! My campaign dispatch is below. Best of luck to everyone running!
Cheers!
- Tribia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1490470
South-Central Rhodesia, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance
Free Biggonian News
03/08/2022
Empire feeling the pressure under multiple fronts
In recent weeks the Biggonian Empire has struggled due to the multi-front war it is waging. In response to this, the Ministry for Defence has published it's plan to have created 250,000 new soldiers by the end of August. This is believed to better allow the Empire to counter the many fronts it now finds itself fighting on.
In the East, following the capture of Musainon by Domlandian nationalists, the Imperial Biggonian army has slowly and viciously closed a noose on the city, preventing any escape from the rebels. Although reports are few and far between due to the ban on reporting from inside the city, it is believed that there are heavy casualties being suffered on both sides. However, the Domlandian National Front is as of yet unwilling to offer any chances of ceasefire, and in response several terrorist attacks have been launched in key targets all across Biggonia, often against civilians.
In the North, the Empire is launching a counterattack against the Biggonian Caliphate which had previously gained a significant amount of territory and was making dangerous progress towards Southbridge, one of the most important Biggonian cities. Although the counterattack is generally believed to be successful, sources in Imperial High Command state that it is not as effective as the leadership were hoping for. The fanaticism and numbers from Caliphate soldiers means progress is difficult for the Biggonian Empire.
In the West, the Commonwealth continues their offensive to take the vital city of Shurdorf, Grenzland's capital. Although Tussian reinforcements have aided in the defence of the city significantly, the recent distraction on other fronts has caused large amounts of Biggonian soldiers to be reassigned elsewhere. Therefore the Commonweatlh has continued to progress, with some sources saying small arms fire can be heard from the Royal Grenzland Palace itself. This sudden reassignment of forces has been stated by some to be caused by the growing threat of guerrillas who are not aligned with any other faction.
Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
Greetings barbarians.
Deims Kir, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Arstotskiano, Schabinur
I was proud to learn today that my Inoffensive Centrist Democracy is bottom five for most pacifist in the region haha.
The Federation Of Spokane, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Great Britain Ireland And Normandy
The Times of Darcania
3 August 2022
Intelligence Report: Giovanni Pastore still alive
A recent intelligence report has stated that Giovanni Pastore, the brother of Bartolomeo Pastore, is still alive. In July, the Army of the Saints issued a press release claiming that he died.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
I am the opposite of it
Earthern Alliance
Wahazaramadina, 03/08/2022
1st Ofrusian Election results
Eligible voters (70,0%):
21.065.174
Voter turnout (91,3%)
19.232.504
Valid votes (99,5%)
19.136.341
[I]Free Falcon Party
Hizb alsuqur alhura
Ofrusian Nationalism
Moderate Islamism
33,8%
228 seats
Voter's: 6.468.083
[I]Monarchist Union
Alaitihad Almalakiu
Farouqism
17,5%
116 seats
Yellow
Voter's: 3.348.859
White Doves Movement
Harakat Alhamayim Albayda
Pacifism
Social Democracy
12,4%
83 seats
Voter's: 2.372.907
Social Initiative
Mubadarat Aijtimaeia
Social Democracy
10,6%
71 seats
Voter's: 2.028.453
Islamic Social Current
Altayaar Aliajtimaeiu Al'iislamiu
Social Democracy
Pro-Islam
8,5%
57 seats
Voter's: 1.626.589
United
Almutahida
Ethnic nationalism
7,3%
47 seats
Voter's: 1.396.952
Red Star Movement
Harakat alnajmat alhamra
Democratic Socialism
5,4%
36 seats
Voter's: 1.033.362
Good Way
Tariqat Jayida
Pro-Islam
4,5%
30 seats
Voter's: 861.135
Government
<<Conservatives>>
Free Falcon Party
Monarchist Union
Islamic Social Current
55,8%
Opposition(s):
<<Leftist>>
White Doves Movement
Red Star Movement
Social Intiative
28,4%
<<Nationalists>>
United
Good Way
11,8%
Hooseria Magna, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
Hewo I come seeking knowledge and boops
Tesdai, Ofrus, Earthern Alliance, Pantsville
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740717 remember everyone, you only have a limited time to vote Kath for COO this election season, remember! A vote for Kathricore is a vote for 30 minutes extra at recess! and maybe some snacks, but dont get greedy. The LE budget is kinda trash so we may only be able to get Hug juice jugs or hidden valley ranch and carrots
Ofrus, Earthern Alliance
Welcome
Earthern Alliance, Yuelii
Greetings. Do you have knowledge on the nature of... Tah-Coes? We have heard tell of these things but know little
Earthern Alliance
A taco?
Earthern Alliance
Sorry I do not
Earthern Alliance
Mmm yes this is what we refer to
Earthern Alliance, Dolplandia
Do you have a discord? I can show pictures of tacos on Discord.
Earthern Alliance
Post self-deleted by Pantsville.
What is the purpose of a Taco?
Earthern Alliance
You eat it. It's a food.
Earthern Alliance
Food... Nutritiown? Is it a form of light?
Earthern Alliance
Kinda, it's energy in the form of chemical energy.
Earthern Alliance
Oh we remember. Solid Nutrition. Taco is a type of the thing we're not allowed to have "outside of test conditions".
Thank you for this knowledge :3
Earthern Alliance
No problem.
Earthern Alliance
Part 27: Our Peoples War (Chapter 3: The Operation Sheepskin. Battle of Canal East- Part 2)
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**
Locate, Pursue, Eliminate Section 7-5 threat.
The battle rages towards the walls. Each moment blaring a deafened call. The enemies lay in wait ahead. The bodies around us stink of the dead.
Each step forward brings us to line. The strength behind us, holy and divine. The King's light drives us forth. and the Titans of God shall end this war!
Cogs and bolts, and ancient lore. Fashioned fearsome engines of war. Those it defends, in fear, shall adore. as its guns leave nothing but gore.
Nothing can withstand its steps. as it leaves behind a path of death.
Forts and tanks are reduced to wrecks. Its foes: nothing but mere specks. Tremble in its stride, as the crust cracks and breaks. Its warhorns blare, the air then shakes. Its cannons burst like the sun in its wake.
Woe to our foes as everything quakes
Blessed by priests of steel. Forged in the fires of zeal. Immortal armor of the King's will.
None shall oppose as they fulfill.
**
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Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
boop May you gain the knowledge you seek.
Antarctican Immagrants, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Schabinur
Just about had a WW3 via a Cuban Missile Crisis style scenario
Earthern Alliance
Yesterday. Speaks SC. "Nuclear Weapons From A Unknown Nation Or terrorist's Has Striked A National Rainforest, We will figure out who did this and Eliminate those terrorists"
Earthern Alliance
Post by 3 Islands Of The East Pacific suppressed by The Tribia.
i cant rejoin the WA
No nukes in rp sadly
Earthern Alliance
Non-state actors with dirty bomb?
Poorly secured nuclear reprocessing transport line?
Earthern Alliance
Do you already have a puppet using the same email address in the world assembly?
Earthern Alliance
Nothing involving nuclear weapons, I believe. Things like nuclear energy are allowed but should ask a rp mod
Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
Pants would be correct, afaik
Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance
i just ceased to exist okay
Earthern Alliance
How do you create a LEpedia page?
Earthern Alliance
Copy the template into a factbook
Earthern Alliance
The Shipping Plot - Part 4
The men stood on a dock, Spiros watching through his binoculars at the various cargo ships traveling through the waters. There were a few ships as it was very early in the morning with only about ten minutes to sunrise.
You sure the explosives will work? Gilad asked Valentianius.
I cant be one hundred percent certain, as you cant exactly test makeshift explosives, but it should at the least disable the ship.
Gilad nodded and sighed. He was nervous, they all were.
Look, theres the ship. Spiros suddenly said, pointing at the ship. He quickly grabbed the controller for the speed boat as Narkisos turned on the engine. Quickly he pushed forward on the stick and used the camera, guiding the boat towards the ship.
On the boat, the crew were none the wiser to the speedboat. The captain sipped his coffee as he talked to some of his crewmates in the ships bridge.
Captain, what is that? One of the crewmates suddenly asked as he pointed towards a small figure of a boat heading towards them.
The captain grabbed binoculars and quickly walked out of the bridge to see what it was.
It looks to be a speedboat without a crew?
Maybe the boat had a malfunction and had to bail, do you see any of the crew?
I dont know, but its carrying something.
Within a few more seconds the boat rammed the cargo ship, letting off a large explosion that quickly crew as various munitions and vehicles were caught in the explosion.
It worked! Valentine you mad man! Spiros shouted as the four men celebrated as they watched the gigantic explosion and fires reach the sky. They quickly packed up their things and went to the car, only having a few minutes before rescue workers would arrive and secure the coast around the ship.
A few hours later, a few TNP investigators were reviewing security footage. The camera looked over the dock.
Zoom in on their faces, a man, Captain Timon Stern, requested. The footage would zoom in on the faces and could make out three of them; Spiros, Gilad, and Narkisos, run facial recognition software and try to figure out who the fourth man is. We need the addresses ASAP. Chances are they may try to flee the country. Put checkpoints in and around the city and call for the Home Guard.
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1740717 remember everyone, you only have a limited time to vote Kath for COO this election season, remember! A vote for Kathricore is a vote for 30 minutes extra at recess! and maybe some snacks, but dont get greedy. The LE budget is kinda trash so we may only be able to get Hug juice jugs or hidden valley ranch and carrots
The Federation Of Spokane, Antarctican Immagrants, Earthern Alliance
Hello everyone it is your favorite clothing item, I am here to remind you to vote if you are a shareholder and received the voting telegram from TESDAI, if you are not a shareholder, join the WA and then talk to tribia (It would be really cool if you voted for me)
The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Voidborneempire
Just piggybacking off of Pants and reminding yall to #VoteSpok- if you didnt receive the voting telegram, do like what Pants said and if you are a shareholder, Id recommend you talk to Tesdai.
South-Central Rhodesia, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Pantsville
That time of the quarter! Election results are in.
COO
The Tribia - 25
Kathricore - 11
ABSTAIN - 2
CPO
Pantsville - 17
Artevenia - 9
ABSTAIN - 3
CLO
Hooseria Magna - 32
Tesdai - 1
Mercantana - 1
ABSTAIN - 2
CCO
The Federation Of Spokane - 18
Dolplandia - 16
ABSTAIN - 3
Congrats to our returning members and our new face in the Boardroom! ROs and Discord roles will be updated sometime soon.
Bonnie Blue Republic, New Tussia, Artevenia, South-Central Rhodesia, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, The Tribia, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Jizue Isles, Schabinur, Pantsville, Voidborneempire
These elections results are sad. I have been in this region for a year, and still I havent seen representation for animesexuals.
And what would you hope for such representation to achieve?
The environment currently as far as I can tell is neutral to such things.
Currently trying to get some of the economy sorted, markets transitioned back to private hands, faith in private betterment and exchange restored, and the remnants of a marxist uprising and it's support exterminated after a social media cartel debacle involving censorship and monopolization of social space and communications resulted in riots and some of the far right and far left decided they had a common enemy.
My nation has slanderously been called socialist and democratic.
As if the power of the vote or mob would ever be allowed power over our founding documents and divine and natural math however artificial our linguistic interface may be.
We shall prevail and the order of glorious and logical evil shall be restored.
Earthern Alliance, Schabinur
I would like to thank everyone that voted for me, and for those who didnt, I would like to prove that I was the right choice for CPO.
Congrats to all other candidates that won the election as well.
Tesdai, The Federation Of Spokane, The Tribia, Schabinur, Voidborneempire
Congrats, Pants!
Tesdai, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Pantsville, Voidborneempire
Artevenia for WA Delegate
Hello everyone, I, Artevenia, am campaigning for WA Delegate. I have previous experience in Lands End leadership, having served four terms as Chief Personnel Officer.
Now, I plan to bring my leadership further. As WA Delegate, I plan to maximize regional influence, approve and vote on WA resolutions, and turn around our WA membership numbers.
All I ask for is your endorsement. Endorsing me is easy. Simply click Artevenia, and then scroll down and click "Endorse Artevenia"
Ofrus, Antarctican Immagrants, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Schabinur, Voidborneempire
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.