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Region: Lands End

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Tulov wrote:Creating anarchy in the name of a god of commerce and order? Nice. Very nice.

Sets off a massive cache of dynamite

*Nukes Asia*

The End of Times has begun! Prepare for your reckoning and your time of judgement. It is time to arrive at the final destination. Torrae are cowering in their homes with the blinds closed. They covered their doors with Eglat blood to appease the God of chaos and atomic weaponry. Nothing can satiate his thirst for pandemonium. His stomach is lined with hellfire and he breathes brimstone and agent orange. Where were you during the Great Conflagration of Land's End?

Capitalist Piggys

Torranta wrote:The End of Times has begun! Prepare for your reckoning and your time of judgement. It is time to arrive at the final destination. Torrae are cowering in their homes with the blinds closed. They covered their doors with Eglat blood to appease the God of chaos and atomic weaponry. Nothing can satiate his thirst for pandemonium. His stomach is lined with hellfire and he breathes brimstone and agent orange. Where were you during the Great Conflagration of Land's End?

we are fighting the god of war and death with his own medicine, don't you worry you will be ok

Torranta wrote:The End of Times has begun! Prepare for your reckoning and your time of judgement. It is time to arrive at the final destination. Torrae are cowering in their homes with the blinds closed. They covered their doors with Eglat blood to appease the God of chaos and atomic weaponry. Nothing can satiate his thirst for pandemonium. His stomach is lined with hellfire and he breathes brimstone and agent orange. Where were you during the Great Conflagration of Land's End?

(This was truly beautiful. Bravo.)

We were burning down everything in sight. And blowing stuff up.

Deep Space Ships blast an asteroid so that it changes towards Lands End, then blow it to bits, causing large meteorites to rain down all across the lands

Torranta

'Tis not for myself whom I am worried for, but for those who have not discovered religion. It is in times of strife such as this, however that people go searching for answers. For this reason, the official religion of Torranta is now Chaos. I myself shall have my heart sacrificed to the God of Chaos and Atomic Weaponry tomorrow at daybreak. The streets shall run red with my blood!

How did one comment wreak such havoc.

It truly is the Land's End. We blew it all up in our massive purge of humanity.

Torranta wrote:'Tis not for myself whom I am worried for, but for those who have not discovered religion. It is in times of strife such as this, however that people go searching for answers. For this reason, the official religion of Torranta is now Chaos. I myself shall have my heart sacrificed to the God of Chaos and Atomic Weaponry tomorrow at daybreak. The streets shall run red with my blood!

How did one comment wreak such havoc.

Because it had support.

For fear of result, [nation=short]confederation_of_tesdai[/nation] attempted to shoo me, but it twas to no avail! Now things have deteriorated far beyond what he had ever imagined, for there is now total anarchy! Who knows what might have happened, had he not tried such a deed.

Begins orbital napalm bombardment

Capitalist Piggys

People! People! Look at yourselves. What have we become? In our quest to free ourselves from its governmental burdens, we instead destroyed that which we were trying to save: our humanity. Are we such behemoths that we should allow a single comment to melt down everything that we forged through our metaphorical blacksmith ( our communion with eachother)? All the vast universe asked of us was to survive, but we can't even accomplish this single task. Instead we brought ourselves to a near extinction. It is not, however, a physical extinction, but an extinction of morality, and of heart, and of love. Pick yourselves up lads. Let us reforge this great nation into a great armory, the likes of which the world has never seen. An armory filled with the swift sword of justice, and the shield of comradery. We shall become a battalion of peace (as oxymoronic as it is), an economic army, and a regiment of revolutionary rectifying respect. Respect for eachother and for the world. What do you say, friends? Shall we form a militia of moral mastery? Or shall we blow eachother to bits in a battle with no determinable purpose? Come. Let's rebuild this great region. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.

Capitalist Piggys

Tulov wrote:Because it had support.

For fear of result, [nation=short]confederation_of_tesdai[/nation] attempted to shoo me, but it twas to no avail! Now things have deteriorated far beyond what he had ever imagined, for there is now total anarchy! Who knows what might have happened, had he not tried such a deed.

Begins orbital napalm bombardment

For fear of revolt, not result*.

Torranta wrote:People! People! Look at yourselves. What have we become? In our quest to free ourselves from its governmental burdens, we instead destroyed that which we were trying to save: our humanity. Are we such behemoths that we should allow a single comment to melt down everything that we forged through our metaphorical blacksmith ( our communion with eachother)? All the vast universe asked of us was to survive, but we can't even accomplish this single task. Instead we brought ourselves to a near extinction. It is not, however, a physical extinction, but an extinction of morality, and of heart, and of love. Pick yourselves up lads. Let us reforge this great nation into a great armory, the likes of which the world has never seen. An armory filled with the swift sword of justice, and the shield of comradery. We shall become a battalion of peace (as oxymoronic as it is), an economic army, and a regiment of revolutionary rectifying respect. Respect for eachother and for the world. What do you say, friends? Shall we form a militia of moral mastery? Or shall we blow eachother to bits in a battle with no determinable purpose? Come. Let's rebuild this great region. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.

Beautiful.

...

...

Throws more Molotov Cocktails and then goes nuts with a flamethrower.

Torranta wrote:Come. Let's rebuild this great region. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.

Rebuild? No no, we must destory everything until there is no more rebuilding. And only then will Land's End be a true hell- I mean heaven.

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Rebuild? No no, we must destory everything until there is no more rebuilding. And only then will Land's End be a true hell- I mean heaven.

"Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?" - Foucault

"We are cozy, cuddly, armed and dangerous ... and we will raze every prison to the ground." - George Jackson Brigade

Can you not see past your churlish ways? You are like a child, who knows he is wrong, but won't admit it. We are a river of oil, waiting to be lit, sending fire and destruction everywhere it flows! Repent! Let Land's End be a beacon of hope and freedom that shines out across NationStates, proclaiming with a thunderous roar cried out from all the free souls of the land, "I am proud to be a capitalist! Let the tears of reconciliation fall from our eyes and water the ground, nourishing the forest of integrity and solidarity we shall grow together. Please, I beg of thee, return to your capitalist-leaning ways. As Mr. Incredible would say, "Fly home, Buddy." So please, fly home to your old ways. Forget this barbarically Brute-ish behavior.

Torranta wrote:Can you not see past your churlish ways? You are like a child, who knows he is wrong, but won't admit it.

Hmm, I guess you would be the non-conforming Capitalist we will have to deal with, best prepare yourself for the nuke you're about to eat.

I joined this region for its focus on capitalism and business. Not for this anarchist bilge.

Torranta wrote:I joined this region for its focus on capitalism and business. Not for this anarchist bilge.

And right now we are focusing on building nukes and Molotov cocktails to utterly destroy everything in sight, please join us.

Atkemri wrote:Wait you came back from a communist nation. Ok *nukes launched*

In the proceeding 12 hours, Land's End transformed from capitalist to anarchist, war mongering, maniacal, nuke lovers. Atkemri started this, but I shall End it. launches nukes at every nation in the AA, leaving only one capitalist in a bunker to emerge in the fallout and reproduce a new generation of capitalists to rebuild this great region. And to repair this barren wasteland

Torranta wins!

[I] In the small, blissfully quiet town of Ridgefield, Mayor Sovereign Deus and Quincy Clarke Trudeau idley sit in grand, hand-crafted rocking chairs on the front porch of the town hall, while witnessing nuclear warfare, purging, and sheer chaos in the neighboring capitalist region, Land's End.

"Man, this has got to be the most exciting thing since that rainbow last month!" Governor Trudeau says eagerly as he grips the arms of his chair and continues to fidget his legs to keep himself rocking, entranced by the insanity of molotovs and faint screams.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Capitalist Piggys, Ceylij

Nukes Ridgefield out of jealousy

Post self-deleted by Capitalist Piggys.

Post self-deleted by Torranta.

Torranta wrote:Atkemri started this, but I shall End it.

That's where you are wrong, in secret Tulov and myself have planned this for many many weeks, that near the end of my term that I would bring absolute chaos upon LE to leave a lasting impression on all the residents. I would now like to announce that I will be rerunning for COO, just as soon as I nuke everyone to the point where they have no choice but to vote for me, of course!

Ceylij

Capitalist Piggys wrote:That's where you are wrong, in secret Tulov and myself have planned this for many many weeks, that near the end of my term that I would bring absolute chaos upon LE to leave a lasting impression on all the residents. I would now like to announce that I will be rerunning for COO, just as soon as I nuke everyone to the point where they have no choice but to vote for me, of course!

Cliffhanger

*Tune in for the next exhilarating episode of: "Adventures in Anarchy: Falling-out in Fallout."

Capitalist Piggys

How lovely, but you realize you had no competition for COO anyway, right?

Isollis

Ceylij wrote:How lovely, but you realize you had no competition for COO anyway, right?

I know, which makes me sad because that means I didn't have more people to nuke. )^:

Capitalist Piggys wrote:I know, which makes me sad because that means I didn't have more people to nuke. )^:

You are the Iraq, Syria, and North Korean Tribrid that came to Land's End to subdue and enslave it.

Torranta wrote:You are the Iraq, Syria, and North Korean Tribrid that came to Land's End to subdue and enslave it.

I like to use the term micromanagement, thank you.

Now what I'm out of nukes. *begins airstrikes on everyone.* Now that's more like it.

The second war of the gods is raging on, it would be nice to stop this madness, we can't let Graudius Duhr, the god of war and death control us any more

Hear, hear, my lads! A voice of reason breaks through the chaos. Don't let the roar of nuclear fallout hinder your progress my friend. Instead, shout out all the clearer.

Majestic Flag waving behind him, as an Elgat perches on his shoulder.

Xentai wrote:The second war of the gods is raging on, it would be nice to stop this madness, we can't let Graudius Duhr, the god of war and death control us any more

Torranta wrote:Hear, hear, my lads! A voice of reason breaks through the chaos. Don't let the roar of nuclear fallout hinder your progress my friend. Instead, shout out all the clearer.

Majestic Flag waving behind him, as an Elgat perches on his shoulder.

*Nukes both of them*

Nukes are for the weak. They are temporary fix for a chronic problem. This problem is the behavior that the nations of Land's End have been displaying of late. The only fix is the belief that Land's End can be great once again, and the cliche'd belief in yourself. So stop using nukes as a solution. They are the problem.

Torranta wrote:Nukes are for the weak. They are temporary fix for a chronic problem. This problem is the behavior that the nations of Land's End have been displaying of late. The only fix is the belief that Land's End can be great once again, and the cliche'd belief in yourself. So stop using nukes as a solution. They are the problem.

*Nukes Torranta again*

Why nuke ourselves when we can nuke the General Assembly?

Something getting passed in the General Assembly for once? OUTRAGEOUS.

Unike, Confederation Of Tesdai, Capitalist Piggys

Please don't nuke France!!!

Atkemri

United Alliance Of Alexandria wrote:Please don't nuke France!!!

*Nukes France*

Confederation Of Tesdai, United Alliance Of Alexandria

Atkemri wrote:

*Nukes France*

Dang it

Atkemri

France surrendered in advance

Confederation Of Tesdai, United Alliance Of Alexandria

Nukes are the problem you say? Okay then. throws Molotov cocktails galore

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Nukes are the problem you say? Okay then. throws Molotov cocktails galore

*Nukes Capitalist Piggies.* Nukes are life.

This more gore than galore. Feel free to tease me for bad plays on words

Atkemri wrote:*Nukes Capitalist Piggies.* Nukes are life.

Better watch out, I'm coming for you!

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Better watch out, I'm coming for you!

*Nukes some more*

Souria El Uzma wrote:Why nuke ourselves when we can nuke the General Assembly?

Something getting passed in the General Assembly for once? OUTRAGEOUS.

Orbital bombardment of the General Assembly has begun. And napalm. Lots of napalm.

Confederation Of Tesdai

Tulov wrote:Orbital bombardment of the General Assembly has begun. And napalm. Lots of napalm.

Your concious whispers in your ear, "use agent orange. Lots of agent orange." Or was that just Torranta? Hehe... ...heh... ...zzzzzzzzzz. Wha- who'sit what now?! Ah, yes, my plan is nearly complete.

Never again shall Unike or Lands End be Communist or Anarchist! *Nukes [nation=short]confederation_of_TESDAI[/nation] and [nation=short]capitalist_piggys[/nation]

Nukes, eh. *Fires a freading laser beam, at teh world assambly.*

What's with all the Naarchy, all of a sudden?

Keltro then became the only member of the World Assembly, as he nuked every other member, giving him sole dictatorship over the land of Nationstates. He then seized the means of production, and destroyed the bourgeoisie leaving everyone in the world poor and impoverished. He collected heavy taxes until all the worlds money was his and spent it all on a death star that he used to destroy all of nationstates. He used a space shuttle to escape to mars and colonize a new nationstates with DNA he collected from every species and grew them all in a lab. He then used technology in his shuttle to filter oxygen into the Martian atmosphere until the concentration was high enough to be safe to breath. He freed the species in his lab into the new, perfect planet he colonized. He then launched himself in his shuttle into orbit around mars and used loud speakers to profess himself as the Creator and God to the creatures of Mars. And so the history of man was restarted.

Keltro wrote:What's with all the Naarchy, all of a sudden?

Atkemri started an anarchal nuclear war 18 hours ago. Xentai and I alone spoke out against it. Join us in our effort to regain the level of civility we once had. Seriously, even Land's End's description has been changed to anarchal hell. Please help

Torranta wrote:Atkemri started an anarchal nuclear war 18 hours ago. Xentai and I alone spoke out against it. Join us in our effort to regain the level of civility we once had. Seriously, even Land's End's description has been changed to anarchal hell. Please help

*Nukes Torranta*

Unike

Thankfully, from Day Zero Kakoa has been channeling government funds into scientific research grants. We've already developed anti-nuke technology that blasts a laser at any incoming IBM reversing the atomic chemistry in the bomb, deactivating it. Also, while our defense budget is high; we have isolationist foreign policy.

We take refugees but at a $500,000 admission fee per household.

Apacifica

Kakoa wrote:Thankfully, from Day Zero Kakoa has been channeling government funds into scientific research grants. We've already developed anti-nuke technology that blasts a laser at any incoming IBM reversing the atomic chemistry in the bomb, deactivating it. Also, while our defense budget is high; we have isolationist foreign policy.

We take refugees but at a $500,000 admission fee per household.

Did they account for Molotovs? throws Molotov cocktails

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Did they account for Molotovs? throws Molotov cocktails

We deforested all our trees..so nothing left to burn I'm afraid... Would you take woodchips as a peace offering? lmao

Kakoa wrote:We deforested all our trees..so nothing left to burn I'm afraid... Would you take woodchips as a peace offering? lmao

Can I take them and create a fire in the middle of your capital?

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Can I take them and create a fire in the middle of your capital?

Sure, we can sit around the campfire and roast Capitalist piggys for dinner.

Kakoa wrote:Sure, we can sit around the campfire and roast Capitalist piggys for dinner.

I don't like that idea how about some um, hotdogs?

Well isn't that just a dog diggity?

*Opens NS*

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Post self-deleted by Torranta.

My reverse psychology of trying to stop you has egged you on to bombing the general assembly. This will provoke them into taking action and banning all of you from nationstates, leaving me as the sole leader of Land's End, as I did not participate I. The bombings. I will then continue to use reverse psychology to send the other regions of AA into a nuclear frenzy, causing the same fate to happen to them, leaving the puppets I will place there in charge. At that point I will have complete control over the AA. I will make a massive recruiting effort in all 5 regions, until I have nigh on a thousand per region. The nations I recruit will all be wa members, at which point I will launch a propaganda campaign in all the regions, that will change the mentality of the people to all make wa member puppets to raid the regions of AA mutually, all endorsing eachother and myself until I have 5 different countries as supreme leaders of their respective regions and each with hundreds, possibly even thousands of endorsements. With this mass amount of power in the wa, I will be able to dictate the outcome of any resolution with just myself and my puppets, enforcing a subtle and discreet, but tight fisted rule over nationstates.

United Alliance Of Alexandria

Torranta wrote:My reverse psychology of trying to stop you has egged you on to bombing the general assembly. This will provoke them into taking action and banning all of you from nationstates, leaving me as the sole leader of Land's End, as I did not participate I. The bombings. I will then continue to use reverse psychology to send the other regions of AA into a nuclear frenzy, causing the same fate to happen to them, leaving the puppets I will place there in charge. At that point I will have complete control over the AA. I will make a massive recruiting effort in all 5 regions, until I have nigh on a thousand per region. The nations I recruit will all be wa members, at which point I will launch a propaganda campaign in all the regions, that will change the mentality of the people to all make wa member puppets to raid the regions of AA mutually, all endorsing eachother and myself until I have 5 different countries as supreme leaders of their respective regions and each with hundreds, possibly even thousands of endorsements. With this mass amount of power in the wa, I will be able to dictate the outcome of any resolution with just myself and my puppets, enforcing a subtle and discreet, but tight fisted rule over nationstates.

What about [nation=short]Mercantana[/nation], I'm pretty sure he has just watched from the sidelines with popcorn

Torranta wrote:My reverse psychology of trying to stop you has egged you on to bombing the general assembly. This will provoke them into taking action and banning all of you from nationstates, leaving me as the sole leader of Land's End, as I did not participate I. The bombings. I will then continue to use reverse psychology to send the other regions of AA into a nuclear frenzy, causing the same fate to happen to them, leaving the puppets I will place there in charge. At that point I will have complete control over the AA. I will make a massive recruiting effort in all 5 regions, until I have nigh on a thousand per region. The nations I recruit will all be wa members, at which point I will launch a propaganda campaign in all the regions, that will change the mentality of the people to all make wa member puppets to raid the regions of AA mutually, all endorsing eachother and myself until I have 5 different countries as supreme leaders of their respective regions and each with hundreds, possibly even thousands of endorsements. With this mass amount of power in the wa, I will be able to dictate the outcome of any resolution with just myself and my puppets, enforcing a subtle and discreet, but tight fisted rule over nationstates.
Cool

Xentai wrote:What about [nation=short]Mercantana[/nation], I'm pretty sure he has just watched from the sidelines with popcorn

He has totally sat on the sidelines and ate cookies.

Xentai wrote:What about [nation=short]Mercantana[/nation], I'm pretty sure he has just watched from the sidelines with popcorn

What if I were to, "Kill Mercantana?" If you can interpret my figurative language. Wink

Torranta wrote:What if I were to, "Kill Mercantana?" If you can interpret my figurative language. Wink

You'll have to get through me first.

What if I were to "drown you in the sink and smother your rotting carcass with a pillow." if you get my figurative language.

Capitalist Piggys wrote:I don't like that idea how about some um, hotdogs?

Hotdogs anyone?

Capitalist Piggys

The secret police are secretly still alive, still policing, and still capitalist. They're also secretly assassinationing all communists, nukes, and other unwelcome forces.

Kakoa wrote:Hotdogs anyone?

Hotdogs are for the weak and feeble minded. Real strength is generated through the use of steroids and hamburgers. Ever heard of Ivan Drago? Case closed.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

Is this a pro-capitalist region?

Isollis, Kakoa

New Koenigberg wrote:Is this a pro-capitalist region?

It is, despite what all those anarchists and commies might say. We will win! We will hold this region against all comers, and there's nothing those fools can do about it!

New Koenigberg

This is usually a capitalist region, but there's been a slight change recently.

Capitalist Piggys, Isollis

Isollis wrote:The secret police are secretly still alive, still policing, and still capitalist. They're also secretly assassinationing all communists, nukes, and other unwelcome forces.

How do you assassinate a nuke? *Nukes Isollis*

Remember the Reagan Days! Remember the Alamo! Give me liberty or give me death! Laissez faire! No taxation without representation!

Kakoa

Atkemri wrote:How do you assassinate a nuke? *Nukes Isollis*

With skill. Assinationings nukes.

Glad to see the place is still in chaos. Shame I couldn't be here to incite more today.

Resumes tossing Molotovs, then stampedes some cattle and sets off a few high explosives

Capitalist Piggys

Ceylij wrote:This is usually a capitalist region, but there's been a slight change recently.

Lets just create a cappy militia to keep out the commies.

Isollis

Torranta wrote:Keltro then became the only member of the World Assembly, as he nuked every other member, giving him sole dictatorship over the land of Nationstates. He then seized the means of production, and destroyed the bourgeoisie leaving everyone in the world poor and impoverished. He collected heavy taxes until all the worlds money was his and spent it all on a death star that he used to destroy all of nationstates. He used a space shuttle to escape to mars and colonize a new nationstates with DNA he collected from every species and grew them all in a lab. He then used technology in his shuttle to filter oxygen into the Martian atmosphere until the concentration was high enough to be safe to breath. He freed the species in his lab into the new, perfect planet he colonized. He then launched himself in his shuttle into orbit around mars and used loud speakers to profess himself as the Creator and God to the creatures of Mars. And so the history of man was restarted.

Not God, and no labs, but otherwise,mcorrect. xP

Torranta wrote:My reverse psychology of trying to stop you has egged you on to bombing the general assembly. This will provoke them into taking action and banning all of you from nationstates, leaving me as the sole leader of Land's End, as I did not participate I. The bombings. I will then continue to use reverse psychology to send the other regions of AA into a nuclear frenzy, causing the same fate to happen to them, leaving the puppets I will place there in charge. At that point I will have complete control over the AA. I will make a massive recruiting effort in all 5 regions, until I have nigh on a thousand per region. The nations I recruit will all be wa members, at which point I will launch a propaganda campaign in all the regions, that will change the mentality of the people to all make wa member puppets to raid the regions of AA mutually, all endorsing eachother and myself until I have 5 different countries as supreme leaders of their respective regions and each with hundreds, possibly even thousands of endorsements. With this mass amount of power in the wa, I will be able to dictate the outcome of any resolution with just myself and my puppets, enforcing a subtle and discreet, but tight fisted rule over nationstates.

Well, you see, that's not how things work. without the GA, there would be no one to ban anyone. Puppets can't be WA, therefore you will be the one getting banned not us. And good luck trying to get 1000s of people to join you, August has been at this for years and we've only gotten this far without any restrictions of WA status or endorsements.

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:Well, you see, that's not how things work. without the GA, there would be no one to ban anyone. Puppets can't be WA, therefore you will be the one getting banned not us. And good luck trying to get 1000s of people to join you, August has been at this for years and we've only gotten this far without any restrictions of WA status or endorsements.

Thanks for annihilating my imagination. Reverse psychology is love, reverse psychology is life.

Isollis

Post self-deleted by The United Banking Associaton.

"We are such self centered crap, we don't even notice he'll rising up against us"

Alex Jones

Why fight, when we can have friends? Just get a few loans from The United Banking Association to fix all this fighting, and the chaos you have provoked and everything will be alright. Or on the other side, you can always get funding for your beautiful nukes, from us... Nukes don't pay for themselves, do they?

P.S

I'm not a follower of Alex Jones, just saw this quote in a video of him ranting as an indie folk song.

Isollis

The United Banking Associaton wrote:"We are such self centered crap, we don't even notice he'll rising up against us"

Alex Jones

Why fight, when we can have friends? Just get a few loans from The United Banking Association to fix all this fighting, and the chaos you have provoked and everything will be alright. Or on the other side, you can always get funding for your beautiful nukes, from us... Nukes don't pay for themselves, do they?

P.S

I'm not a follower of Alex Jones, just saw this quote in a video of him ranting as an indie folk song.

What I don't like is them putting chemicals turning THE FRIGGING FROGS CENSORED

Isollis, The United Banking Associaton

In regards to the poll, I shouldn't have to specify, but the obvious correct answer is "The Wrecko"

Unike, Xentai, Isollis

I defend my nation with my arousing speeches and nationalistic words. After all; the pen is mightier than the sword. Or the nuke for that matter.

Isollis

Geico Gecko wrote:In regards to the poll, I shouldn't have to specify, but the obvious correct answer is "The Wrecko"

The one, the only, wrecko gecko! How lovely for you to pop in and bless us with the lovely wrecko.

Unike, Isollis

Capitalist Piggys wrote:The one, the only, wrecko gecko! How lovely for you to pop in and bless us with the lovely wrecko.

Torranta's National Religion has now switched from Chaos to Wrecko. All hail the

Lustrous Gecko of Holy Congregation! Spread the good news!

Isollis, United Alliance Of Alexandria

Finally one of these movements I can get on board with!

Capitalist Piggys

Post self-deleted by Bonnie Blue Republic.

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Hmm, gonna need more of reason than that to vote for you, why should I vote for you into any specific positions? Are you skilled with writing laws and persecuted those who break them? Are you skilled with recruiting? I mean c'mon!

Why should you vote for me?

Well, really, there isn't a good reason.

I have absolutely no experience with any sort of regional government.

I have no real-life skills or training.

What I do have is a willingness to do anything in my power to ensure the smooth operation of Land's End as a nation.

So basically, I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm ready to learn.

Also, sorry for the late response and the fact that I haven't been active recently. My internet and electricity have been spotty recently.

Unike

Nice to see the Anarchy is still going. Just dropping in to send a few more nukes, toss some Molotovs and unleash an elephant on a unicycle with a flamethrower. Cheers.

Watches Elephant go around torching stuff

Bonnie Blue Republic, Capitalist Piggys

Bonnie Blue Republic wrote:Why should you vote for me?

Well, really, there isn't a good reason.

I have absolutely no experience with any sort of regional government.

I have no real-life skills or training.

What I do have is a willingness to do anything in my power to ensure the smooth operation of Land's End as a nation.

So basically, I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm ready to learn.

Also, sorry for the late response and the fact that I haven't been active recently. My internet and electricity have been spotty recently.

Welcome to the apocalypse son. *Nukes Bonnie blue republic.

Confederation Of Tesdai

Bonnie Blue Republic wrote:Why should you vote for me?

Well, really, there isn't a good reason.

I have absolutely no experience with any sort of regional government.

I have no real-life skills or training.

What I do have is a willingness to do anything in my power to ensure the smooth operation of Land's End as a nation.

So basically, I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm ready to learn.

Also, sorry for the late response and the fact that I haven't been active recently. My internet and electricity have been spotty recently.

Well, that's lovely, I look forward to your competition. Best of luck to you.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Bonnie Blue Republic, Isollis

And from the vault of the sky, a great light appeared. People cried out in joy at the return of their Savior, or cowered in fear of their eternal damnation. The final reckoning had come! But alas, as the light drew nearer they realized it was not a deity at all, but rather a weapon of mass destruction the likes of which the world had never seen. The impact destabilized the tectonic flow and brought magma boiling up at the peoples' feet the ground scorched at thousands of degrees, people in airplanes above even got third degree burns from the immense heat radiating from the ground. There was no fire, however. Just death. Armageddon, the leader of Torranta breathed before his body was consumed by the inferno. His only regret, was that he could not stop the anarchy that led to the calamity of the biggest bomb in human history. Then, all of a sudden he stood at the gates of heaven, awaiting his judgement, watching as all the anarchists who participated in the Great War were thrown down into hell.

Torranta wrote:And from the vault of the sky, a great light appeared. People cried out in joy at the return of their Savior, or cowered in fear of their eternal damnation. The final reckoning had come! But alas, as the light drew nearer they realized it was not a deity at all, but rather a weapon of mass destruction the likes of which the world had never seen. The impact destabilized the tectonic flow and brought magma boiling up at the peoples' feet the ground scorched at thousands of degrees, people in airplanes above even got third degree burns from the immense heat radiating from the ground. There was no fire, however. Just death. Armageddon, the leader of Torranta breathed before his body was consumed by the inferno. His only regret, was that he could not stop the anarchy that led to the calamity of the biggest bomb in human history. Then, all of a sudden he stood at the gates of heaven, awaiting his judgement, watching as all the anarchists who participated in the Great War were thrown down into hell.
Atkemri using the power of plot armour survived and repopulated the region. Anarchy got boring now back to capitalism.

Isollis

An eleph

Tulov wrote:Nice to see the Anarchy is still going. Just dropping in to send a few more nukes, toss some Molotovs and unleash an elephant on a unicycle with a flamethrower. Cheers.

Watches Elephant go around torching stuff

An elephant on a unicycle with a flamethrower.

That is awesome.

I ain't even mad...

Atkemri wrote:Anarchy got boring now back to capitalism.

Yes please

Isollis

Torranta wrote:And from the vault of the sky, a great light appeared. People cried out in joy at the return of their Savior, or cowered in fear of their eternal damnation. The final reckoning had come! But alas, as the light drew nearer they realized it was not a deity at all, but rather a weapon of mass destruction the likes of which the world had never seen. The impact destabilized the tectonic flow and brought magma boiling up at the peoples' feet the ground scorched at thousands of degrees, people in airplanes above even got third degree burns from the immense heat radiating from the ground. There was no fire, however. Just death. Armageddon, the leader of Torranta breathed before his body was consumed by the inferno. His only regret, was that he could not stop the anarchy that led to the calamity of the biggest bomb in human history. Then, all of a sudden he stood at the gates of heaven, awaiting his judgement, watching as all the anarchists who participated in the Great War were thrown down into hell.

That was beautiful and all, but I'm still very much alive and reigning over all of these wastelands.

Bonnie Blue Republic

Lets go back to Capitalism please.

Isollis

Bonnie Blue Republic wrote:An elephAn elephant on a unicycle with a flamethrower.

That is awesome.

I ain't even mad...

Embassy posting really needs the Like feature.

Anyways, runs down the street screaming something about martians at the top of my lungs while playing a banjo and kicking around a flaming soccer ball.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Bonnie Blue Republic, Capitalist Piggys, Isollis

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Written by Refuge Isle.