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Region: Lands End
Did JTF exist before AA?
Then why is it called JTF instead of AAJTF.
I have to wonder, do you ever think before you ask questions?
The Cincinnatus Republic
Agarntrop cluttering the RMB with your JTF questions is inadvisable. I would recomend reading the dispatches as they have everything you need.
Also put your puppets in Welnat, not in an AA region. Its pretty simple.
Okay I'll read the dispatches.
Buryasia
Let me try to clarify my stance as Delegate. I believe I have mentioned this several times, but perhaps there are some who have not yet been informed of my position regarding the World Assembly. I will actively vote and impede any attempts of the WA to increase regulation over independent nation-states. I believe that the individual nation-state should have its own self-governing system free of foreign interference and regulation. I would ask for the region to tow the voting line by following my votes. Obviously, you are not obligated to do so if you disagree with my position, or if you think a certain resolution should pass. However, it would be ideal for the region to vote in unison as a single block. I thank you all for your support, and I hope that I will continue to earn your trust.
Unike, Bonnie Blue Republic, Atkemri, Sea View, Buryasia, The Cincinnatus Republic, Legoa, Agarntrop, Tri-Galleon Yudobya
I understand there has been at least one unendorsement campaign in this region. It is the right of residents to "vote," so to speak, by granting and withdrawing their endorsements at will. Nobody will be ordered to endorse anyone else. Regardless of where the confidence of the shareholders lies, though, the Company must find a suitable political arrangement so we can restore our productivity to the incredible heights we saw last summer. Tell me, can we do that?
-August/Mercantana
Unike, Bonnie Blue Republic, Dirito-Opolis, Atkemri, Buryasia, Nordhpadhan, Bluximburg, Grater Tovakia, Artevenia, Agarntrop, Tri-Galleon Yudobya
I just want to point out as the company's Chief Legal Officer that Blux's recent TG is completely legal and legit. A majority of the board approved the idea of the TG. We encourage you to endorse Blux. Yes, there was a recent unendorse campaign, and yes, everyone has the right to endorse or not endorse whoever we like, but we want to get the company functioning as near to 100% as possible, and that includes getting as near to 100% delegate endorsements as possible. In fact, please endorse all the LE board members.
Unike, Agarntrop
I think that the Freedom of Expression of Organization bill is a restriction of free expression, contrary to the title of the bill.
In fact it is written in the bill that it is "a reasonable restriction on free expression". I think that it is not reasonable. Please, vote against.
Unike, Buryasia, Bluximburg, Agarntrop
I have changed my vote, I also have endorsed all the elected officials of Lands End.
Buryasia, Nordhpadhan, Bluximburg, The Cincinnatus Republic, Agarntrop
I would suggest all those in Lands End read the newly pinned bulletin, and join the discord. N-day nears!
Buryasia, Agarntrop
The proposed GAR#440 dosent do much to regulate freedom of expression, neither does it do much to stop regulation of it, it's practically pointless. I'm changing my vote from for to undecided.
Buryasia
Because it wouldn't do anything bad if it was passed in my opinion so I see no reason to vote against.
Post by Agarntrop suppressed by Grater Tovakia.
I would like to inform the COO I am willing to take the position of VP-A.
Buryasia
There is no need to punish him for a petty offense. A stern warning should suffice.
Jzharko, Agarntrop, The Holy Bofa
Oh, sorry, I thought double post meant posting the same thing twice but it's actually just posting two things one after the other.
Jzharko
Yes, it is alright if you did not understand the rules. As long as you do not intentionally break the rules, no one will "punish" you.
Jzharko, Agarntrop
Okay, so, you actually changed your nation type to spammer. And your motto to "spam, spam, spam." That's either some hilarious self-deprecation, or mega d-baggery. But I'm inclined to believe the first one, and to say you've punished yourself and that is sufficient. I remember being a bit confused at first, although it was in a different region more than a year ago. Anyway, I'm glad you understand now and I guess its better to make mistakes and learn from them than to sit back and do nothing. We need active members and you certainly are that.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Atkemri, Jzharko, Bluximburg, Agarntrop
I am pleased to announced that BBR has been appointed as our new CEO.
Unike, Grennick Gold, Buryasia, The American Imperialists, Grater Tovakia, Agarntrop
Congratulations on the promotion!
Grater Tovakia, Legoa, Agarntrop
Thank you, good sir
Unike, Atkemri, The American Imperialists, Grater Tovakia, Legoa, Agarntrop, Tri-Galleon Yudobya, Artidon
Thank you for your support. I am now changing my title and motto though since I add a new satirical title, motto, animal, currency etc... every day.
Buryasia
Everyone, feel free to read the newly pinned dispatch!
Hello! I'm new here, and I seem to be having trouble navigating the site just now... anyway, can you post a link to the dispatch please? Much appreciated!
Buryasia, The American Imperialists, Bluximburg
Of course, and welcome to the Lands End Company!
Here it is:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=874170
Welcome to Lands End!
Thanks! It's good to be here!
My nation is set up as a Corporatocracy from the get go so when I saw we could join up with like minded people here in Lands End, how could I say no?
Buryasia, The Cincinnatus Republic
When is N-Day expected to occur?
Welcome to Lands End The Spinward Arc Corporatocracy, I do hope that you make yourself at home.
Sea View
Hi all,
I try to repeal one of the resolution of World Assembly trying to restore to the human community living there there the power to decide in which environment to live.
I think that every human community has the right to extend its own habitat and its own way of life within its own State borders. Please vote for:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=nordhpadhan_1535061776
Viva Spice Worms!
Nordhpadhan
hello, guys, I am new in this game I want to ask how to improve my economy
Buryasia, Jzharko, The American Imperialists, The Cincinnatus Republic
you just need to wait for the issues to come up and address them well
Joguania
Just remember your decisions can define your three statuses, so answer them with consideration.
They can also affect your other parameters, so if you choose, you can try to hone some of your other stats, for instance, public transit or religiousness in your decisions. Just be careful. A misclick can make your nation be flipped on its head.
Also it is supposed to be satire! So everything is overexagerated.
I am discussing about the problem of the indian community of our Federation which breed the Spice Worms for the economy of thei Guild here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=448778
You can see those forums are very brutal. I think they are right about one thing -- you can't legislate in a repeal. So the part that starts, "Mandates" can't be in the repeal, it would have to be separate legislation.
There was one person on that thread who said National Sovereignty and cultural ... are not good reasons to repeal legislation. This is the problem we are up against -- someone actually would have to persuade a significant chunk of the WA busybodies to completely change their outlook before repeals are likely to pass.
Nordhpadhan you ARE doing a good job getting the hang of the legalese they use on those resolutions. And the proposal was an interesting shot across the bow. If there is anything illegal my nation can do to support your indian farmers and their spice worms, don't post about it here, as I am the CLO and not at all interested in circumventing the WA's overbearing and authoritarian world government rules. Or am I? hehe.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Atkemri, Nordhpadhan, Bluximburg
Hello my new region mates
Atkemri, Buryasia, The American Imperialists, Bluximburg
Welcome to the region.
The American Imperialists, Bluximburg, Joguania
Hello all
Atkemri, Buryasia, The American Imperialists, The Cincinnatus Republic
N-Day is coming.
We haven't been beat yet.
We aren't going to start now.
Ya'll understand me?
Unike, Bluximburg
Hello! Welcome to Lands End.
That TG has me pUUUUUUUUUUUU___UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMped!
Die, everybody else. Pew pew pew ___O - - - - - - - - C|-K
Mercantana, Nordhpadhan
Thanks! Im looking forward to being here awhile
Buryasia
If anyone couldn't tell, nuke day (https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=874170) is happening on August 29th, and the Augustin Alliance is looking to win again. Be sure to be on NationStates that day!
Mercantana
Been on NS since 2006 and I have no idea what N-Day is. Perhaps I should try being active.
Mercantana, Unike, Buryasia, The Democracy Of Red Star, The Cincinnatus Republic, Kurczak Mielony, Gaff Aporcia
We nuke everybody else.
That's pretty much it, carry on.
Most of the organization for the AA takes place on our Discord, which can be found here:
https://discord.gg/rNY5vcJ
Mercantana
Long live the AA! 😺
Mercantana
Permission to make one of my puppets my own faction and use it to nuke Hollip?
Permission denied.
However, if you don't ask, I can't tell you no.
Did I hear a question?
The American Imperialists, The Democracy Of Red Star
Chirp, chirp
. . .
The Democracy Of Red Star
I am looking forward the flood of telegrams I always get during the event. My inbox inevitably looks like this:
1. pls stop shooting at me we didnt do anything to u (From a faction that we never ordered strikes against--they just got hit with a couple stray missiles fired by rogues)
2. Can we form an alliance? Our faction has lots of nukes, and together we can be great! (From a faction with ten nations that I have never heard of)
3. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN BEAT UP ON OTHER PLAYERS? (From a faction that was nuking people all day and clearly wanted to win, but turned salty when we steamrolled them)
4. hey can u help me how do u shot nukse (From a player in the AA who did not or could not read the instructions)
5. Um... August? I thought we had an agreement. Why are you shooting at us? (From a faction that took part in both N-Days and still has not figured out that rogues exist)
6. hey man I can't get into the n-day Discord can I have a new link (From a player who was banned from the server and knows it)
7. Can we please have a non-aggression cease-fire peace treaty agreement?!?! Have mercy! (From a faction upon which we are currently raining nukes, and that probably should have asked us for a peace agreement before the event but who cares because we would have said no anyway)
8. DIRTY USERITE SUBVERSIVE SCUM! WE'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!! (From a multi-GCR faction that is ultra-salty over repeatedly losing to tiny little inferior UCRs)
9. Hello, Mercantana! I would like to tell you about my latest GA proposal, "Protecting Endangered LGBT Sea Cucumbers from Street Gangs." (From some oblivious player who never got the memo that N-Day > other NS activities)
10. Good game, well fought. You guys are good. (From the rare faction that can be sportsmanlike about being turned into radioactive waste)
Unike, Tulov, Bonnie Blue Republic, Buryasia, The Democracy Of Red Star, Bluximburg, The Cincinnatus Republic, Kurczak Mielony, Legoa, Agarntrop, Karbachav
hey can u help me how do u shot nukse
Bohseon, Tulov, Buryasia, The Democracy Of Red Star, Karbachav
Oh dear. I hope you have unlimited telegram space.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Post self-deleted by The Democracy Of Red Star.
[Draft] Protecting Endangered LGBT Sea Cucumbers from Street Gangs.
Observing that LGBT Sea Cucumbers have reached record-low numbers.
Understanding that so-called 'LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs' with the explicit purpose of killing LGBT Sea Cucumbers exist in most large coastal cities.
The World Assembly hereby,
1. Defines a 'Sea Cucumber Street Gang' as a self-formed association of peers with the mutual interest of killing Sea Cucumbers.
a. Defines an 'LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gang' as a self-formed association of peers with the mutual interest of killing LGBT Sea Cucumbers.
2. Defines a 'Large Coastal City' as a city of at least 500,000 people bordering an ocean, sea, or lake with a minimum size of 1,500 square miles.
3. Establishes a mandatory minimum sentence of 2 years in jail for joining a Sea Cucumber Street Gang, and 5 years in joining an LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gang.
4. Requires a minimum of 1 police officer per 500,000 people in every Large Coastal City to be assigned to searching for and arresting Sea Cucumber Street Gangs and LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Atkemri, Buryasia, Nordhpadhan, The Democracy Of Red Star, The Cincinnatus Republic
Quick, somebody work up a "I can haz nukburgers?" cat meme.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Well, I just accidentally outlawed sex. Do you guys have any interesting stories about how your decision on an issue ended up doing something unexpected?
I was faced with an Alfie Evans case, and didnt read that the person that wanted to bring him to another country was going to use faith-based healing. Now Im a theist.
LOL you need to Show this to the WA
One cop per half a million people is a good start.
However:
I'd say that, rather, that federal task forces should be created in order to ensure that local cops don't get corrupted. Besides, these Street Gangs can have military-grade weapons - delegate a portion on the nation's military to specifically fighting these LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs.
The Democracy Of Red Star, Karbachav
I completely forgot about corruption -- my nation has very low corruption rates, so I assumed that most cops would actually arrest Sea Cucumber/LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs.
These Street Gangs have military-grade weapons? What??? In my nation, everyone has guns, but they don't have military-grade weapons. If this is a common theme in many nations, I'll add it.
Please keep up the advice. I want to actually send it to Mercatana on N-day.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Buryasia
Add in something about exemptions from nukes for nations that meet a minimum threshold for LGBT sea cucumber awareness.
Bonnie Blue Republic
A portion? They'd be slaughtered. Those LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs need to be attacked with the full force of the entire planet, and even then they may come out on top.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Buryasia
Mandate an imperial clone army, with a single senator given emergency powers to command them, in order to defeat said LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs. [cue sinister applause]
Bonnie Blue Republic, Atkemri, Nordhpadhan
[Draft] Protecting Endangered LGBT Sea Cucumbers from Street Gangs.
Observing that LGBT Sea Cucumbers have reached record-low numbers.
Understanding that so-called 'LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs' with the explicit purpose of killing LGBT Sea Cucumbers exist in most large coastal cities.
The World Assembly hereby,
1. Defines a 'Sea Cucumber Street Gang' as a self-formed association of peers with the mutual interest of killing Sea Cucumbers.
2. Defines an 'LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gang' as a self-formed association of peers with the mutual interest of killing LGBT Sea Cucumbers.
3. Defines a 'Large Coastal City' as a city of at least 100,000 people bordering an ocean, sea, or lake with a minimum size of 1,500 square miles.
4. Establishes a mandatory minimum sentence of 2 years in jail for joining a Sea Cucumber Street Gang, and 5 years in joining an LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gang.
5. Requires a minimum of 1 police officer and 1 member of the army, navy, or air force per 100,000 people in every Large Coastal City to be assigned to searching for and arresting Sea Cucumber Street Gangs and LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs.
6. Encourages nations to take further steps to reduce and eliminate the threat of Sea Cucumber Street Gangs and LGBT Sea Cucumber Street Gangs in their large coastal cities.
The American Imperialists, Tri-Galleon Yudobya
I accidentally outlawed immigration and emigration thinking it meant tighter border control, not bans.
The Cincinnatus Republic
Isn't today 29 August 2018?
Yes it is.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder......🤔
While everyone is logging in and finding that N-Day hasn't started yet, let our newly-complete building map be your substitute entertainment.
see:
https://imgur.com/a/cx0azwg
Voila!
Bonnie Blue Republic, Sea View, Nordhpadhan
Same actually, a while back and haven't had an issue fixing yet.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Why has N-Day not started?
The Democracy Of Red Star
The Democracy Of Red Star, Bluximburg, Karbachav
Does RR mean a Water Closet?
The Democracy Of Red Star
It's not enough. The only option is Exterminatus
Unike, The Democracy Of Red Star
Aye lord inquisitor.
On another note I am now back. So those who applied for shareholder status will soon have thier apps aproved.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Yes.
edit:
I guess it's only been 1 day, but considering the plan has been in place for more than a year and a half, way before I joined the region, and I've finally done it, I was hoping for more feedback than two thumbs up and a "which way is the restroom" comment. No offense, Sea View. I think I managed to build an office for just about every active resident of LE. Please check out our HQ, including your nation's office. It is a full 10-stories.
https://imgur.com/a/cx0azwg
Nordhpadhan, The Democracy Of Red Star, The Cincinnatus Republic
Hello, I'm new here and to NationStates. Glad to make your acquaintance.
The Democracy Of Red Star, The Cincinnatus Republic
Hello back at you. ... and goodbye.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Attention ,attention this a General Safety Announcement:
Warning,Warning, warning, N day is coming please get ready for Nuclear War/ fallout. Have fresh/ safe Supplies and bunkers for your people and Government/military personnel. You should also make sure you have Adequate anti-nuclear warhead Defense. Message by the U.F.D.R.S.I.N.S.B. (The United Federation of the democracy of Red Star International nuclear safety board.)
Sea View, The American Imperialists
What day?
The Democracy Of Red Star
Looks like an excellent job! You did well.
Sorry about the ignorant question, but I always thought "RR" was Recreation Rooms.
Buryasia
I request the entire basement level be inaccessible to all but myself, I'm building.. something...
If anyone finds this inconvenient you are requested to park your damn cars elsewhere or face being fired upon.
Buryasia, Bluximburg, The Cincinnatus Republic
IDK sorry I just heard that its coming soon.
Sea View
Are you threatening to nuke me again?
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=449161
You're all invited
Nordhpadhan
Good Afternoon.
Unike, Atkemri, Buryasia, The Democracy Of Red Star, The Cincinnatus Republic
Nordhpadhan, The Democracy Of Red Star
But haven't we heard that before?
The Democracy Of Red Star
I find it interesting that our Board is split between the second and eighth floors.
Buryasia
Bonnie Blue Republic, Buryasia
does anyone know when N-day starts or did I just miss it?
The Democracy Of Red Star
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