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My Personal Delusions wrote:Idiots with nothing better to do than post 'first' on youtube videos?

Wrong

Atkemri wrote:I have a simple riddle for the RMB what is the fastest group of people on the planet.

Hungry people running to food?

Confederation Of Tesdai

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Hungry people running to food?

No

Atkemri wrote:No

Atkemri wrote:1 more chance

Please do not double post.

Nosotalio

Atkemri wrote:I have a simple riddle for the RMB what is the fastest group of people on the planet.

Clearly it's the Isollian strike teams as they 'forcibly seize' rival assets. Though that would depend on what planet you're talking about, as they're not on all of them at once. Yet.

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Isollis wrote:Clearly it's the Isollian strike teams as they 'forcibly seize' rival assets. Though that would depend on what planet you're talking about, as they're not on all of them at once. Yet.

No. The answer is Russians. Get it Rush-ians

Atkemri wrote:No. The answer is Russians. Get it Rush-ians

That was bad :/

Unike wrote:That was bad :/

I know. I was bored.

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Unike wrote:That was bad :/

It was honestly terrible.

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:It was honestly terrible.

Forgive me region I have made a mistake.

I'm here to announce Kiselev's self nomination for CLO. I know that I can provide firm and steady guidance on the regional laws and hope to further expand the law passage program.

Unike, Capitalist Piggys, Ceylij

Now we have exactly 1 candidate for every position.

Updated List of Candidates:

[B]COO[/B]

Ceylij

[B]CRO[/B]

United Alliance Of Alexandria

[B]CTO[/B]

Torranta

[B]CLO[/B]

Kiselev

Could we start a Role Play, on Land's End? Where we would trade with other countries, here, and what not?

Unike

Fine Duckus wrote:Could we start a Role Play, on Land's End? Where we would trade with other countries, here, and what not?

I'm not 100% sure, but I think the economy system is gonna sort of be a roleplay thing with gameplay elements tied in.

Unike, Bonnie Blue Republic, Ceylij, United Alliance Of Alexandria, The Terran Federation

I'd like to announce that I am running for literally every position possible. Should I be elected, I will do my best to do my duty and keep out great nation running smoothly.

Mostly, though, I'm just running so there's an actual election.

Unike, Ceylij, United Alliance Of Alexandria, The Terran Federation

Bonnie Blue Republic, United Alliance Of Alexandria

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:Updated List of Candidates:

[B]COO[/B]

Ceylij

Bonnie Blue Republic

[B]CRO[/B]

United Alliance Of Alexandria

Bonnie Blue Republic

[B]CTO[/B]

Torranta

Bonnie Blue Republic

[B]CLO[/B]

Kiselev

Bonnie Blue Republic

[B]Founder[/B]

Bonnie Blue Republic

Wait, can Bonnie Blue Republic actually run for all positions or is this a joke?

Confederation Of Tesdai

United Alliance Of Alexandria wrote:Wait, can Bonnie Blue Republic actually run for all positions or is this a joke?

Absolutely allowed to run for all positions. Can only hold one at a time though.

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:

Absolutely allowed to run for all positions. Can only hold one at a time though.

Oh ok. That post confused me for a bit.

Confederation Of Tesdai

He can run for all of them, but can only accept one position.

Confederation Of Tesdai, United Alliance Of Alexandria, The Terran Federation

Ceylij wrote:He can run for all of them, but can only accept one position.
Thanks for clearing that up.

Confederation Of Tesdai

Bonnie Blue Republic wrote:I'd like to announce that I am running for literally every position possible. Should I be elected, I will do my best to do my duty and keep out great nation running smoothly.

Mostly, though, I'm just running so there's an actual election.

Hmm, gonna need more of reason than that to vote for you, why should I vote for you into any specific positions? Are you skilled with writing laws and persecuted those who break them? Are you skilled with recruiting? I mean c'mon!

Hydruis, Confederation Of Tesdai, Nosotalio, Ceylij, The Terran Federation, Torranta

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Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:We need to make some laws! Make sure to send any idea you have to our CLO Nosotalio.

Also, be sure to compete in the Recruiting Competition. You should have recieved a telegram for me. If you need any help, feel free to contact me through a TG or on Discord.

Hydruis

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:Absolutely allowed to run for all positions. Can only hold one at a time though.

Wait how can you run for founder?

United Alliance Of Alexandria

Unike wrote:Wait how can you run for founder?

You can't win...

Unike

How does this game even work? What am i supposed to do apart from do those issues things?

New Koenigberg wrote:How does this game even work? What am i supposed to do apart from do those issues things?

Many, many things... :P

New Koenigberg

Keltro wrote:Many, many things... :P

For the world assembly, lets say someone passes a resolution saying that militaries are now illegal. How does that affect you? Does that mean that the arms manufacturing of your country decreases or something?

Is this meant for people who are in the bottom right quadrant of the political compass? Oh and are any of you playing Supremacy 1914?

New Koenigberg wrote:How does this game even work? What am i supposed to do apart from do those issues things?

There is loads of things. You can do the obvious, such as answer issues and do the whole "Challenge" game which is an old April Fools thing. There's also RP in some places, AA has a military in the JTF, you could join that for the whole R/D thing. LE is having elections soon, you could run in those. There's a ton of things, I probably just scratched the surface.

New Koenigberg wrote:For the world assembly, lets say someone passes a resolution saying that militaries are now illegal. How does that affect you? Does that mean that the arms manufacturing of your country decreases or something?

You've got the basic gist.

New Koenigberg wrote:Is this meant for people who are in the bottom right quadrant of the political compass?

More of just the right I'm pretty sure. Bottom right would be included though.

Also, just an FYI, please don't double post. It angers Mercantana and other residents, it kind of clutters the RMB up too.

Isollis

As some of you may know, I, The Grand Duchy of Ceylij, am running for the position of Chief Operating Officer in the upcoming elections.

I have a few features that I believe would allow me to excel in the position of COO.

I have a working knowledge of the economy, including 3 years experience in trading stocks.

I am also proficient in a variety of coding languages, including HTML/CSS, JavaScript, and PHP.

Lastly, I have time to do my job, as evidenced by how active I am.

The Grand Duchy of Ceylij would like to thank you for taking the time to read this message.

Mercantana, Hydruis, Xentai, Isollis, Atkemri, United Alliance Of Alexandria, The Terran Federation

Just added a couple new shareholders! https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=704717#shareholders

If you have not applied yet, what are you waiting for? Do it! NOW!

New Koenigberg wrote:How does this game even work? What am i supposed to do apart from do those issues things?
Hi, and welcome! Have you seen this link, by any chance? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=704703#faq

That is the regional FAQ. It has a (highly simplified) list of things you can do in this game. Personally, I recommend getting involved in the Land's End Company by becoming a shareholder, getting yourself on the Board of Directors, and trying to set bylaws or work on regional development.

Unike wrote:Wait how can you run for founder?
By being very, very persuasive.

Capitalist Piggys, Ceylij, United Alliance Of Alexandria, The Terran Federation

Once again I would like to remind everyone to vote for the Kiselevian Federation in this upcoming election. I have a plan in the works bring lawmaking into relavance for the region. I won't say much until the election results are in, but it will be something close to the WA.

Unike, United Alliance Of Alexandria, Souria El Uzma

Kiselev wrote:Once again I would like to remind everyone to vote for the Kiselevian Federation in this upcoming election. I have a plan in the works bring lawmaking into relavance for the region. I won't say much until the election results are in, but it will be something close to the WA.

Intriguing.

United Alliance Of Alexandria

Hello Lands End, WA Delegate Confederation Of Tesdai here to do my job.

I will be opening discussion and providing my input on the current WA Proposal Enabling The Disabled In Academia.

I suggesting voting AGAINST

To start, you may not think I do, but I spend some time on the Forums, and one thing most WA proposers do, and should do, is create a draft. There was no drafting process in the forums for this proposal, if this means anything to you.

One problem with this proposal s that it has the ability to be abused by someone that could possibly be severely disabled and then force the governments of WA nations to then spend ludicrous amounts of money to accommodate their needs, even though they are unlikely to be unable to join the workforce or be a productive member of society in that nation, which could inevitably cause bankruptcy to a nation for one person that could end up being useless.

A line in this proposal is "DEFINES disabled, for the purposes of this resolution, as having a physical or mental condition that limits movements, senses, or activities." It could be argued that this does not include developmental disabilities or socioeconomic problems, therefore not promoting equal education for all, but instead promoting that students with certain disabilities could be placed above others with different disabilities or those who simply are not rich enough, or not living in the right situations.

Bonnie Blue Republic, Isollis, United Alliance Of Alexandria, Souria El Uzma

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:Hello Lands End, WA Delegate Confederation Of Tesdai here to do my job.

I will be opening discussion and providing my input on the current WA Proposal Enabling The Disabled In Academia.

I suggesting voting AGAINST

To start, you may not think I do, but I spend some time on the Forums, and one thing most WA proposers do, and should do, is create a draft. There was no drafting process in the forums for this proposal, if this means anything to you.

One problem with this proposal s that it has the ability to be abused by someone that could possibly be severely disabled and then force the governments of WA nations to then spend ludicrous amounts of money to accommodate their needs, even though they are unlikely to be unable to join the workforce or be a productive member of society in that nation, which could inevitably cause bankruptcy to a nation for one person that could end up being useless.

A line in this proposal is "DEFINES disabled, for the purposes of this resolution, as having a physical or mental condition that limits movements, senses, or activities." It could be argued that this does not include developmental disabilities or socioeconomic problems, therefore not promoting equal education for all, but instead promoting that students with certain disabilities could be placed above others with different disabilities or those who simply are not rich enough, or not living in the right situations.

I voted against the resolution.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:Hello Lands End, WA Delegate Confederation Of Tesdai here to do my job.

I will be opening discussion and providing my input on the current WA Proposal Enabling The Disabled In Academia.

I suggesting voting AGAINST

To start, you may not think I do, but I spend some time on the Forums, and one thing most WA proposers do, and should do, is create a draft. There was no drafting process in the forums for this proposal, if this means anything to you.

One problem with this proposal s that it has the ability to be abused by someone that could possibly be severely disabled and then force the governments of WA nations to then spend ludicrous amounts of money to accommodate their needs, even though they are unlikely to be unable to join the workforce or be a productive member of society in that nation, which could inevitably cause bankruptcy to a nation for one person that could end up being useless.

A line in this proposal is "DEFINES disabled, for the purposes of this resolution, as having a physical or mental condition that limits movements, senses, or activities." It could be argued that this does not include developmental disabilities or socioeconomic problems, therefore not promoting equal education for all, but instead promoting that students with certain disabilities could be placed above others with different disabilities or those who simply are not rich enough, or not living in the right situations.

Souria El Uzma stands in solidarity with Land's End in opposition to the resolution. We have voted against it as well.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

Even more shareholders have been added. When our Shiny New Economy System launches, you do not want to be left behind--sign up today!

(Original version: Eenmovre shareholder shave been aded. When ourshiny New Economy Sysem launches, you do no want o be lef behind--sign up oday!

Supid borken keyboad.)

Unike, Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

Mercantana wrote:

(Original version: Eenmovre shareholder shave been aded. When ourshiny New Economy Sysem launches, you do no want o be lef behind--sign up oday!

Supid borken keyboad.)

You should probably get a new keyboard.

Unike, Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

I don't even have a keyboard at the moment (Xbox One) my computer should be out of the shop tomorrow or monday. Then I can have a custom flag

Confederation Of Tesdai

Vote no on the disabled thing in the WA. Business rights

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

Friends, I have voted "No" on the WA resolution. On a separate note, how do you boost economy in this game. These issues I swear have an anti-free market bent. I've twice dealt with issues with pro-free market choices, 1. doing away with the minimum wage 2. eliminating tariffs on foreign agricultural tariffs, and my economy fell 20%. I call BS here.

Mercantana, Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis

Kakoa wrote:Friends, I have voted "No" on the WA resolution. On a separate note, how do you boost economy in this game. These issues I swear have an anti-free market bent. I've twice dealt with issues with pro-free market choices, 1. doing away with the minimum wage 2. eliminating tariffs on foreign agricultural tariffs, and my economy fell 20%. I call BS here.

Removing tariffs on foreign products will ultimately hurt domestic industries. Economics 101.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis, United Alliance Of Alexandria

How long until the election?

Capitalist Piggys wrote:You should probably get a new keyboard.
I will in a few days. For now, the problem comes and goes.
Kakoa wrote:Friends, I have voted "No" on the WA resolution. On a separate note, how do you boost economy in this game. These issues I swear have an anti-free market bent. I've twice dealt with issues with pro-free market choices, 1. doing away with the minimum wage 2. eliminating tariffs on foreign agricultural tariffs, and my economy fell 20%. I call BS here.
Everyone thinks the issues are biased against them at first. Thing is, the issues are biased against everyone. They are biased against common sense. The whole point is to be rooted in reality, but crazy on the surface. The options are off-the-wall and the effects are unpredictable, which sounds unrealistic until you realize that is exactly what happens in real life. No, as the president of the United States you are not going to have a hobo sleeping on your office floor and giving you advice, or a honeybee-obsessed doctor kicking in your door, but you very well might crack down on public nudity and find your beverage industry suffering as a result for reasons unknown.

Anyway, keep making those free-market choices. In the beginning, yes, your economy will probably suffer. Eventually it will rebound stronger than ever, free from the influences of the state. Killing subsidies and tariffs is a great way to start.

Kiselev wrote:Removing tariffs on foreign products will ultimately hurt domestic industries. Economics 101.
More like Trumpian Economics. Those who cannot compete will fail, and pretending that foreign industry is somehow inferior and less deserving of your consumers' money is only a way to delay the inevitable.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis, Kakoa

Torranta wrote:How long until the election?

They start August 1st. so like 10 or 11 days.

United Alliance Of Alexandria, Torranta

Technically, none of the poll options are correct. All the feeders start with "The."

I came from The North Pacific. One of my favorite NS stories, which I have told many times, is that my first memory in the game is getting booted from TNP as part of a massive coup/purge.

Unike, Confederation Of Tesdai, Capitalist Piggys, Torranta, Zenathir

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Will someone take Hydruis's place as CEO until the next election or will we go without?

Confederation Of Tesdai

Torranta wrote:Will someone take Hydruis's place as CEO until the next election or will we go without?

The CEO is voted by the Board, so we are waiting until the new board arrives to vote.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Torranta

Bokok wrote:hello
1 minute ago: Bokok relocated from Lands End to USSD.

2 minutes ago: Bokok lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.

3 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bokok, organ donation is compulsory.

4 minutes ago: Bokok relocated from USSD to Lands End.

Hello?

Confederation Of Tesdai, The Terran Federation

Lmao least he said hello, albeit after he left but it's the thought that counts... And he did come back

Confederation Of Tesdai

Bokok wrote:hello

Wait you came back from a communist nation. Ok *nukes launched*

Confederation Of Tesdai

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Atkemri wrote:Wait you came back from a communist nation. Ok *nukes launched*

I remember when LE was communist...

Unike, Capitalist Piggys

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:I remember when LE was communist...

I don't want to remember those times.

Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis, Zenathir

Zenathir wrote:Lmao least he said hello, albeit after he left but it's the thought that counts... And he did come back
No, he came, said hello, then left.
Atkemri wrote:I don't want to remember those times.
We could always return to those times...

Unike

Mercantana wrote:We could always return to those times...

Silently chants in the background for a return to those times.

Bonnie Blue Republic

Tulov wrote:Silently chants in the background for a return to those times.

tries to shoo Tulov back to CK before he starts revolt in LE

Capitalist Piggys, Isollis

Confederation Of Tesdai wrote:tries to shoo Tulov back to CK before he starts revolt in LE

Refuses to be shooed, begins chanting louder!

Capitalist Piggys

Power to the trees! Down with the people! Let us return to the corporations, my brothers!

...Wait, might have gotten my slogans mixed up there.

Capitalist Piggys, Isollis

Mercantana wrote:Power to the trees! Down with the people! Let us return to the corporations, my brothers!

...Wait, might have gotten my slogans mixed up there.

Try this one:

"Down with the trees! Down with the people! Burn the corporations, my frogs!"

Wait... Then again, I think that's the wrong one too.

Capitalist Piggys

Tulov wrote:Try this one:

"Down with the trees! Down with the people! Burn the corporations, my frogs!"

Wait... Then again, I think that's the wrong one too.

I like the "down with the trees" part. These corporations, are they made of coal or some sort of hydrocarbon, by any chance? If so, I like all of this.

Bonnie Blue Republic, Capitalist Piggys, Isollis

Mercantana wrote:I like the "down with the trees" part. These corporations, are they made of coal or some sort of hydrocarbon, by any chance? If so, I like all of this.

Probably. Guess that slogan worked out, after all.

Capitalist Piggys

Communist is so last year, why don't we just wreak havoc everywhere?

Isollis

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Communist is so last year, why don't we just wreak havoc everywhere?

Randomly wreak havoc, without cause, purpose or reason?

Yeah, I can support that idea.

Capitalist Piggys, Isollis

Tulov wrote:Randomly wreak havoc, without cause, purpose or reason?

Yeah, I can support that idea.

Yes! Utter chaos and madness! Wouldn't that be fun?

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Yes! Utter chaos and madness! Wouldn't that be fun?

Very. I'll bring the Molotov Cocktails and machine gun wielding ducks.

Bonnie Blue Republic, Capitalist Piggys

Tulov wrote:Very. I'll bring the Molotov Cocktails and machine gun wielding ducks.

Could you maybe send an uberduck to pick me up, yet again? My car got set on fire.

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Could you maybe send an uberduck to pick me up, yet again? My car got set on fire.

Uberduck is en route. The car wasn't by chance hit by a Molotov Cocktail, was it?

Capitalist Piggys

Tulov wrote:Uberduck is en route. The car wasn't by chance hit by a Molotov Cocktail, was it?

Hmmm, not entirely sure. But don't worry this is just the usual, I keep forgetting to pay the IRS. Rather rude customer service if you ask me.

*Nukes launched* Ultimate chaos achieved. Welcome to fallout Lands Ends edition.

Mercantana, Capitalist Piggys, Apacifica

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Hmmm, not entirely sure. But don't worry this is just the usual, I keep forgetting to pay the IRS. Rather rude customer service if you ask me.

Rude. Anyways, your uberduck has arrived, with a free supply of Molotov Cocktails.

Atkemri wrote:*Nukes launched* Ultimate chaos achieved. Welcome to fallout Lands Ends edition.

Now we're talking.

Tulov wrote:Rude. Anyways, your uberduck has arrived, with a free supply of Molotov Cocktails.

Thank you my good sir, I will make sure to leave a generous tip, but don't ask where the money came from please.

Atkemri wrote:*Nukes launched* Ultimate chaos achieved. Welcome to fallout Lands Ends edition.
I am not sure if you guys realize just how happy I would be if I woke up and found any of the regions completely re-themed. *hint hint*

Capitalist Piggys, Atkemri

Mercantana wrote:I am not sure if you guys realize just how happy I would be if I woke up and found any of the regions completely re-themed. *hint hint*

Is that permission I hear? Oh wait did I hear a yes? Oh okay.

Capitalist Piggys wrote:Is that permission I hear? Oh wait did I hear a yes? Oh okay.

We at Isollis are dedicated to preserving Capitalism. Fite me.

Anarcho-Capitalism ahoy! Now I cam be capitalist and join into this anarchy. *More nukes launched* Wee!

Atkemri wrote:Anarcho-Capitalism ahoy! Now I cam be capitalist and join into this anarchy. *More nukes launched* Wee!

No! We must be authoritarian! No anarchy allowed! Secret Police Glaring Angrily.

Atkemri

Isollis wrote:No! We must be authoritarian! No anarchy allowed! Secret Police Glaring Angrily.

Nukes>secret police

Isollis wrote:No! We must be authoritarian! No anarchy allowed! Secret Police Glaring Angrily.

Quietly throws a couple of nukes and Molotov cocktails at this "secret police" force.

smites from the god of commerce and order will do

Xentai wrote:smites from the god of commerce and order will do

NUKES AHOY. ANARCHY SHALL REIGN. ALL HAIL NO ONE. THERE IS NO ONE TO HAIL. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Atkemri wrote:NUKES AHOY. ANARCHY SHALL REIGN. ALL HAIL NO ONE. THERE IS NO ONE TO HAIL. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

the temple shall reign, or the gods will punish thee

Xentai wrote:smites from the god of commerce and order will do

Hah! What God? There are no Gods here! Only blood, fire, chaos, and the ultimate pile of burnt rubble.

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Capitalist Piggys wrote:Hah! What God? There are no Gods here! Only blood, fire, chaos, and the ultimate pile of burnt rubble.

Yes this is truth but do you know what a true anarchy needs. Raiders! So I shall give the remains of the planet mad max raider gangs. Have fun!

it looks like the god of war and death escaped the pits of the dark realm, holy nukes are already being distributed

*A giant speaker rises from the ground* Prepare to be memed.YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES IF 1000 FIREFLIES I FELL IN THE WATER AND FELL ASLEEP.

Xentai wrote:holy nukes are already being distributed

If by that you mean a holy crap ton, then yes, indeed they are! Isn't this just grand!?

BURN IT ALL. *laughs maniacally in background*

Throws Molotov Cocktails at everything, autonomous duck shaped armored vehicles with flamethrowers arrive and begin to burn stuff down

we already have xai all over the world burning down cities in the name of our god of commerce and order, Sayto Zen

Xentai wrote:we already have xai all over the world burning down cities in the name of our god of commerce and order, Sayto Zen

Creating anarchy in the name of a god of commerce and order? Nice. Very nice.

Sets off a massive cache of dynamite

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