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Region: Lands End
Begone, you have thrown your final pie. *throws pie at TESDAI but misses and hits CEO [nation=short]Hydruis[/nation]
Covers nose
You dare hit our CEO! *throws pie back*
Turns around
Excuse me? You dare throw a pie at me?! Oh it's on.
Throws a pie with extra whipped cream back at [nation=short]MomoCarlile[/nation]
"You have attacked the Cape, you shall rue the day!"
*Para-pie-troopers (Paratroopers but loading with pies and whipcream "grenade" launchers) land in several baking centers. Launching Whip Cream "grenades" through windows, and sling shot pies into cafes*
you dare hit the party, *throws pie back at the CEO, but proceeds to hit [nation=short]bonnie_blue_republic[/nation] in his covered nose
For we were just retaliating! *readies the pie artillery*
Post self-deleted by Tulov.
Ready the Capatalism Cannons! Load them with Pies!
For your senseless pieing of our Kingdom, we now retaliate.
*Satellites pass over Lands End, begin pieing the region from orbit*
I think I'll stay out of this.
Violate the NAP however, I'll start bombarding with McPies.
Wrecko is readied my esteemed delegate
Is it loaded with Pies!
Defensive ballistae, loaded with the finest quality pies, are prepared. Any assault will be met with disproportionate retribution. You have been warned.
in response to Hydruis' attack on the most glorious mayor of Ridgefield, i have come to seek revenge. Surrender now, and nothing will happen to you
You have heard the men (c'mon where ya at ladies?). Any strike aattempted against Lands End will be met with terrible consequences!
Bonnie Blue Republic
Wrecko is readied and loaded. All who attack shall be annihilated immediately
Surrender? Why I've never heard such a silly word. For the Kingdom!
Several onlookers throw pies at Isle Synso
For you dare threaten us? Try and you will be destined to fail!
Bonnie Blue Republic
expertly dodging all of the pies, the stranger proceeds to return them each to their rightful owner, in the form of a sift pie to the face
You are worse than a re-enactor, c'mon man. We oughtta ban you. "Expertly dodging pies" Pshhh, as if.
Several people from the streets start shouting and screaming as a tank makes its way through the crowd, it turns to face TESDAI and Isle Synso, shooting several large pies at both before retreating to where it came from.
idk what you talking about, dodging pies is perfectly logical. You don't do it in your free time?
While your delegate is busy readying an attack on the Cape of Good Hope, a series of piellistic missiles have struck Lands End.
Post self-deleted by Confederation Of Tesdai.
A small army of geckos emerge just in time to receive the missiles one by one
"Many of our brothers have died this day, but the geckos shall live on. Prepare the wreckos men, we will survive and we will win."
Bonnie Blue Republic
A whistling through the air starts to shake the glass windows of all the offices (except Caffeine Nations wonderful plantation ofc).
The sound darkens, setting dogs running wild, howling to the skies.
Finally the sun darkens, as the MOAP of creamy doom covers the sky...
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Not an inch of the heathen nations of Lands End is left untouched.
Astounded bylookers will remember this day for the rest of their lives as "The Day a Region Got humiliated".
These are the words of
Generic Leader
PS. Our entire staff moons you while we drive leasurely off.
What a bunch of losers. They obviously didn't realize that we had enough storages to safely capture it all and use it to sell.
Our cities are underground. No damage done. But as you drive off, missile silos open up and Intercontinental Ballistic Pies launch forth. First one, then two.
Then dozens. Then hundreds.
Noticing a series of attack on the CGH primarily coming from Lands End, Vernic reacts to take the offense!
Using the dough to make the pies, it is decided to use the dough as an offensive weapon. A bomber drops a doughtomic bomb, causing a dense 'fog' of dough powder and sugar to roll in. The powder was so dense and thick, you'd need a knife to cut through it!
No damage done? Look at your puny silos all covered in goo. Your missiles can't even launch. What you see from the peepholes in your bunker is nothing more than your missiles exploding where they are "launched" From.
GG. WP. we no longer have to buy food for our citizens. Put more spenidng into the military!
Bonnie Blue Republic
Who says Intercontinental Ballistic Pies explode? They're literally pies on the end of a rocket. Nothing to explode. Besides, we just unleashed the homeless population of our nation and told them there was free food. The entire cleanup took about ten minutes.
throws pie crusts at TESDAI being carful not to hurt anyone or make too big of a mess and saying sorry after doing it
Found the Canadian
Isollis
Thank you Tie, we can totally use this as a profit. Hey Xentai. When will you start selling those Animes at premium price?
People of Jolly Pink Republic!
Come to the Cape and come to CA.
The land where noone is homeless and everyone earns more than the richest of your inbred leaders.
These are the words of the most benevolent of leaders
Generic Leader
You think I'm stupid enough to allow emigration?
Oh no, they're staying here.
Isollis
anime? you mean testaments from Sohei Sho-Var? maybe we will they do seem popular among foreigners. we are getting ready Sohei "anime" pies.
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your welcome, i guess, sorry again, throws more pie crusts at members of LE
It will surely take years for our regions to recover from this massive inter-regional pie war, which seems to be coming to a close.
I am here to request a cease fire between LE and CK.
Bonnie Blue Republic
While I may not speak for my entire region, the Bonnie Blue Republic will cease in all military action against Conch Kingdom, and I hope that soon, a white peace will descend over us all.
As WA Delegate, I announce my approval in the matter.
Unike, Bonnie Blue Republic
I missed a pie war.(cries in background)
Unike
I'd like to propose a little competition. It will start tomorrow at this same time (8 PM EST). It will be a recruitment challenge, if you're interested, telegram me and sign yourself up, all nations welcome (Except the owner of the API, Mr. TESDAI). Even the other Board members may get involved. All you must do is create a brand new recruitment telegram and try to get the most recruits by Sunday! Need at least 2 nations willing to join.
Hydruis
I would help, but I will be busy all weekend. I would like to do the next one however.
C'mon. Is it because I've recruited like 75% of the nations with the API and another 10-15 without it?
Isollis
It's because you would have to create a whole new one (that means not copying August's template.
I made my changes to it.
If I participate, can I use my own template? Also, I support TES being able to join, so long as he only counts the results from his manual TG.
Well you made it so, yes. And I would highly approve if this became an Alliance wide challenge, and as long as tesdai has his own version.
I have seized the memes of production!
Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis, Free Iuka, Greylockdarian
Hey I'm new to this game and was wondering what the basics were
We at Isollis are taking the opportunity to declare the opening of a new pie-themed amusement park.
Have you read this? It really helps.
Bonnie Blue Republic
Regarding the current WA proposal "Choice in Education":
I say vote AGAINST.
This proposal will increase overall education rates, but could hold some countries back while forcing developing countries to put money into education when they could use the money for better sources. I believe this act actually removes freedoms and not enforces it.
Bonnie Blue Republic, Isollis
Furthermore, it attempts to force the legalization and supplementation of private schools, which are not needed in most nations.
In addition, it implies that governments are not able to properly educate their own citizens and should leave that up to the populace to educate themselves.
Besides, what's wrong with state propaganda in schools?
Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis
Thank you for further input Bonnie Blue Republic. I completely agree.
Isollis
Recruitment Challenge
Anyone interested in participating may read the guidelines posted below. The challenge will start at 5 PM EST and end Sunday at 8 PM EST. All you got to do is create a new recruitment telegram (Or make a new recruitment template with the same one) and recruit! The nation(s) with the highest successful recruits will receive some sort of award that they will be notified of via telegram. The second highest percentage will also receive some sort of award. If you are interested, please telegram [nation=short]New Slovakastan[/nation]. You can create any type of recruitment telegram you want (professional, casual, flashy, etc) and the only rule is to not use an API.
Isollis
Well
Well, I do like an excuse to get competitive!
Isollis
Hello, It would appear that after much consideration and sorting through various invitations I have sought to join this fine alliance. I hope this will be a very prosperous experience.
Xentai, Confederation Of Tesdai, Isollis
Neat idea. I presume it doesn't count if I'm recruiting my friends in person and not through telegram?
Confederation Of Tesdai
If you can get them to telegram me when they join then it is not a problem
Unike, Isollis
Welcome to Land's End.
Unike
I see that this alliance has the tag "Anti-Fascist" and I'm just wonder what you mean by that as some people today are called fascists while the true fascists existed back around WW2 in Italy. I just want confirmation on this. Thanks.
Milinaria, Isollis
Well, I recently got Vilinciana, Ceylij, and Free Lolistania to join, though I think Ceylij was before the challenge was proposed. Should I have the other two message you for confirmation then?
New Slovakastan
Does Land's End have any offsite forums or WA membership requirements?
There is no offsite forum, you need WA membership to be a shareholder, which allows you to vote in the BoD elections. Otherwise there are no actual requirements that say you have to be in the WA to be here.
There are no requirements to be a member. However, WA membership is required to become a shareholder and vote in regional elections.
I didn't think there were any.
Now, how do I apply for Shareholder status?
First you have to apply to join the WA and verify that. Afterwards, send a telegram to our COO, Dimension Of Light with the format found here, https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=704711#shareholders
Afterwards your application will be reviewed, and if it is filled out correctly you will be listed as an official shareholder. But it may take some time, our COO is a little inactive.
Alrighty, thanks.
I'm still not sure if I want to join the WA or not. What does that actually do?
All you do is vote on these proposals. It doesn't really do much in terms of actual gameplay, unless it's a proposal to liberate a region or something.
Liberate a region? What?
Hello, I'm new... any help with the basics would be greatly appreciated!
Hail Land's End! Special delivery from the depths of Hell! The next issue of Hell's Bells is hot off the demonic presses! Featuring an interview with August!
Issue XXV: I'm Not Like Everybody Else; https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=831452
(Up arrows welcome)
NS Thread; https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=331170
Hope you guys enjoy!
Confederation Of Tesdai
Post self-deleted by Unike.
Check out the https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=704703 or visit the NationStates FAQ. Hope it helps.
Maybe that's an idea for the next poll? Sorry, just again, want confirmation.
Maybe although a poll that is similar has already been done.
How long have you been running this? And why was the existence of such publications not made known to me until now?
I feel as though we need to update our "What to do in Nationstates" page...
Confederation Of Tesdai
What would the poll be about?
Sorry...
I'm just confused.
Bonnie Blue Republic
About what we mean by Anti-Fascist. Like do we mean modern day "fascism"/"Nazis" or do we mean the real Italians around WW2, the one that inspired the Nazi Movement in Germany. I just was curious because I'm new here and didn't know it was already done.
Although I can't find the poll...
LEL
Um... What?
That only confused me more...
Craftoslavia
Mussolini (fascist Italian dictator) "founded" tje whole fascism-thing and inspired Hitler (fascist German dictator) {->German "Achsenmächte". I don't know the English term}.
Later the people which were still fascist-thinking gave the idea of fascism to their children. Those are called Neonazis in German, which means Moderndaynazis. Any questions left?
Craftoslavia
I believe that Imperialism has killed more people then fascism throughout history although the inherent ultranationalism which is what characterises fascism as a policial ideology tends itself to imperialism and settler-colonism (think Lebensbraum, or room for German Settler-Colonists.
You may notice that we have recently banned private industry. This is because we are not a country, but indeed a single company, and we do not need small minorities of our corporation disrupting our economy.
And Soviet tanks are still working as intended, and are definitely not overpowered in any way.
Isollis
And besides, russia had a great navy! Right?
Fantastic. The best. Definitely not broken, case closed, nothing to see here.
Neo-Nazi isn't a German term.
Neo is a Greek root word, meaning "new"
They are "new Nazis"
Craftoslavia
Double posting is bad enough please don't triple post or Nosotalio will yell at you.
Hydruis, Geico Gecko, Nosotalio, New Slovakastan, Isollis
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