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Region: Lands End
Every Official has a different reaction to this type of double posting, the post something and then quote somebody in a different post kind. Some Officials are lenient on this, others not so much. Dont take it personally, our rules on double posting are purely to keep RMB life clutter-free.
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New Slovak, COO
Post self-deleted by The Island Of Windowstopiaoplis.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1392950
I don't understand these posts...
The Emperor has finally returned to his throne after begin driven away by the evil Republicins.
How do you get rich with cards?
I just kept all of the cards that are not common. After a while you just get dozens of Epic cards.
Outside of the normal chance to pull decks of cards from answering issues there are two two major options available to you if you're interested in expediting your card collecting. The first is to get involved with the rest of the card collecting community in the forums. There's a whole community built around trading cards among members, special giveaways, lotteries, etc.. From what I've seen of them, they seem fairly eager to find new people who want to get involved, going so far as to recruit via telegram every so often. Head here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewforum.php?f=42 and look around if any of that sound interesting to you.
The second option, if you're a social recluse like me, is to set up your own collection of puppet nations and farm cards on your own time, gifting the good ones to your primary nation when you get them. General consensus when I started doing this seemed to be that you need at least 10 puppets minimum if you want to get anywhere in any reasonable amount of time. Full disclosure, this is really tedious and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless they also happen to be a crazy person with a lot of free time on their hands and no worries about contracting a repetitive stress injury from all the monotonous clicking involved.
Buryasia, Talllad
Double posting is when you have two RMB messages, and there isnt a different RMB post from another nation separating the two. The board feels its more efficient to just edit your first post.
Talllad
The Earth is flat because it is impossible to dig a hole from America to China. This is because if the Earth is the shape of a blue ray dvd on the back of a komodo dragon colliding with the ancient device called a cassette tape, is is impossible by the laws of physics to dig a hole deeper than 20 kilometers.
The sun and moon are simply the white spinning parts of the cassette tape with are seen at different times of day due to the fact that the cassette tape is spinning on a drill. The sky consists of the little hole in the dvd shape of the Earth which is why if we fly into the hole in the dvd we enter space, from there we can fly either into the sun or the moon. I myself have been to the center of the sun and back and survived completely fine.
The planets and stars are actually the individual paint particles written on the cassette tape as part of the title. This is why all space rover eventually lose their battery power, because they crash onto the Earth's surface. This is why meteor showers occur. Every so often the United States calls back it's space rovers that have been sent out to nuke every other alien space rovers so we can stay the only life forms in the galaxy that can go to space. Of course since planets don't exist the aliens actually come from the sun which is why we can see solar flares try to take down our defenses on Earth.
Of course the only way we can prove the world is a simulation is by trying to glitch the computer that runs it. This is why I can now walk through walls, randomly fly up 1000000000000000000000000 meters into the air, fall through solid floors, and freeze up and then move so freakishly fast that I am the senate.
For more info on why the Earth is flat I suggest watching this video:
https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10
[Spoiler] I'm actually going to be sad if anyone believes this. [/spoiler]
Beskidland
Come on my dude. We all know the world can't be flat because time operates within a cube made up of four simultaneously occurring days and a two dimensional surface just doesn't allow for that.
/timecube
Buryasia, Diarosa, Post Soviet Japan
Post by Antarctican Immagrants suppressed by The Federation Of Spokane.
Some who may be viewing my sprawling nation may be wondering why I always change my classification every so often. The case is that after a government schism a few website years ago my Senate decided that who ever is the leading political party gets to change our classification. Sorry to whom may be watching us up above.
Everyone needs to vote in the newest world assembly vote, please we really need support for it.
(This is my joke that will drive everyone to insanity.)
Therefore the 2 dimensions of the flat Earth cause one day on the single side of the Earth since it is like a dvd. The second thing that happens is that since the sun is spinning while playing Africa on the cassette tape, the sound waves effect the sun's plasma in such a way that the light is able to create another day on the opposite side of the dvd.
The third day is the one we experience because we have a third and fourth dimension. This means that the third day consists of the the light we get from the sun that doesn't hit the Earth.
The fourth day consists of the fourth dimension, time. Time is in every single day, yes, however without time days would never move by. Time is simply a change. Therefore to go from day to night we need time. However time also goes on and therefore is it's own 24 hour day cycle.
Also I never said the Earth is 2 dimensional. Nothing can be two dimensional. If I draw a square on my four dimensional piece of paper I get a three dimensional shape. The Earth is shaped like a dvd colliding with a spinning cassette tape on a drill on the back of a komodo dragon. Therefore the Earth is not 2 dimensional but rather four dimensional.
There is a debate on if the Earth is actually just a shadow of a four dimensional object, if so this would make it three dimensional. This us most likely not the case as we are four dimensional creatures who can only live in an atmosphere made of 99.999999% carbon dioxide. This is why we die of old age, because we don't have enough carbon dioxide. As for global warming, this is why we need it. We all know no one wants to live in Greenland because it's too cold however Greenland has the halibut of sustenance under all the ice which can make anyone who licks the fish's eyeball live for ten thousand years. This is why artificial intelligence must be allowed to continue to exist, so that we may make carbon emissions as inefficient as possible......
If anyone actually believes this I'm going to cry myself to sleep.
Nadal Mobianordia, Beskidland, Diarosa
I understand that is important, but Im gonna have to ask you to Please not double post, and please just edit your first post from now on. Thank you!
Beskidland
Greetings
The Federation Of Spokane, South-Central Rhodesia, Post Soviet Japan
Why hi there! A warm welcome to our region - don't hesitate to ask any questions you may have :)
Legoa, Post Soviet Japan
I was so close to getting an extremely high economy, then some stupid fire trucks had to ruin everything.
Legoa, South-Central Rhodesia, Beskidland, Post Soviet Japan
You gotta watch out for those fire trucks!!!! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3L3zGDonCY
Neu Deutschlandia
So I'm writing all this down. Is there anything else I need to keep in mind?
Buryasia, Beskidland, Phorbus, Icelandic Fishing Empire, Post Soviet Japan
I shall make my presence amongst ye known.
Welcome to the region.
Buryasia, Legoa, Beskidland, Hooseria Magna
Welcome
Beskidland
Since my girlfriend's nation went extinct, I felt a little bad, so I let her use mine. Already, my political freedom went from superb to excellent.
I'll let you guys decide if this was a good thing or a bad thing.
But for me I think this is a good thing, as my nation practices true democracy and if there's anything about such political ideology, is that you'd always end up with a parliament that is full of opposing political ideas, and having my girlfriend interfering with my country is a good simulation for that.
P.s. She is mostly a conservative and I'm a neoliberal, so in terms of politics we're not that far off. Well, I am still expecting for my civil rights to drastically fall down. But I'd fix it as soon as a new issue arrives.
South-Central Rhodesia, Hooseria Magna
Hello, failing-at-being-authoritarian nation here. I just moved to this region since my other region died.
Phorbus
I'm apparently second in the authoritarianism thing
Hello, I serve no purpose!
Buryasia, Legoa, South-Central Rhodesia
Hi!
Legoa, South-Central Rhodesia, The Great Britannias
Diarosa, Talllad, Post Soviet Japan
This is my mind after choosing an issue on how my nation will get it's electricity:
Japan using nuclear power. Isn't that just lovely. Now we can have efficient energy for all my citizens. I'm sure nothing bad happened in Japan with nuclear science or in the Soviet Union with Nuclear power plants......there's no reason my citizens would be scared...right?
Phorbus, Neu Deutschlandia, Diarosa, Icelandic Fishing Empire
Only about 1% die of that, compared to my local nature's 26,7% death rate, nuclear spills are easy peasy in comparison.
Legoa, Lateness People, Icelandic Fishing Empire
I just accidentally got the no zoos policy because I was trying to keep orcas from killing people in captivity.
South-Central Rhodesia, Neu Deutschlandia, Diarosa, Icelandic Fishing Empire
Oof
Hooseria Magna, Icelandic Fishing Empire
Hi
guys how do i rotate text in ms paint please help
Once you are done this you will receive a message saying to pay $1000.00 to your Nigerian uncle who will give you his mansion.
....I have never used Microsoft Paint in my life..........................if it's like google drawings the text box may have a knob that lets you rotate it???
Edit: My nation has nukes and sells them for a profit...I never thought I'd see the words Japan and nuke together except when describing Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Peacockastan, Neu Deutschlandia, The Great Britannias
okay
Biggonian Megaist Empire
Just became a capitalist paradise. Is this the top tier for glorious capitalism?
Buryasia
I think Capitalizt is a step more that that.
South-Central Rhodesia, Phorbus
The Supreme Ancapistan / Lateness People, both are located at the top end of the spectrum for economic and political freedom, the difference between them comes down to personal freedom/civil rights. This graph does a better job of explaining what I mean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Updated_NS_Graph.png
Depending on your criteria, I suppose either one could qualify for top tier.
Buryasia
https://youtu.be/Wl959QnD3lM
Glorious
Hi!
Hello!
It's ridiculous how left leaning the WA is...
Clearly the right people have left.
Phorbus
Hello everyone, my nation has gone through a government change and we have formed the Empire of Antarctican Immagrants. I hope I can get my support from the community and I hope to meet more empires like mine.
https://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
Or this:
https://youtu.be/d4EviPTzllY
This is why the Earth is a concave fractal with Australia on top of a mountain and Finland doesn't exist :
https://youtu.be/uwmeH6Rnj2E
Phorbus, Diarosa, Post Soviet Japan
MORE OF MY PEOPLE DIE OF OVER WORKING THAN OLD AGE
Only 5.1% of people in Saint Sharis die of old age. Most deaths are ritual sacrifices and "disappearances".
How do I raise the number of deaths due to acts of god?
Possibly a higher spirituality and environmental beauty/environment score would help... I'm not 100% sure.
Talllad
I have super high spirituality and environmental beauty and I only have 6% acts of god
Post self-deleted by Talllad.
We need to stand together so that we can stop this tragedy.
https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw
South-Central Rhodesia, Phorbus
*bangs head against wall*
Phorbus, Icelandic Fishing Empire, Tersia Nors
...I need to check my stats.
The Democracy Of Red Star, Icelandic Fishing Empire
I made a really good YouTube video describing my country
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Sounds partly in need of a dozen nuclear strikes, but sounds partly funky too.
The Federation Of Spokane, Antarctican Immagrants, The Supreme Ancapistan
So hows life?
Hooseria Magna
Nothing's interesting.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Good but boring
The Democracy Of Red Star
Fun. I smile reading or watching the news.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Well, I believe it is time for me to depart from this region to start another with aspiring and somewhat ambitious goals. I'll probably come back here at some point with a proposal for an embassy once everything is set up, even though I didn't really do much here besides post a few messages on this RMB board.
The Democracy Of Red Star, The Federation Of Spokane, Phorbus, Acceptance Is Just Madness
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1399015
Sry i was in a haitus
Well I dont think the earth 🌍 is a CD 💿 nor round nor sphere because its a earth 🌍 shaped earth because everything has a unique shape, nothing can be perfectly copied. There is no perfect line, circle ⭕️, pyramid or teseract because thats just a law in the universe.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Hello empires of the region, I've had an idea, what if we create an Imperical Alliance, we could participate in trade and commerce without high taxes ruining each other's fun. It could also be a military alliance protecting each other's empire from the conquest of larger ones. I'm not very big in terms of influence so maybe someone a bit bigger than me can take what I've said and maybe spread it around a bit.
The Democracy Of Red Star, Legoa, Phorbus, The Island Of Windowstopiaoplis
I accidentally outlawed biological reproduction... Is there any way to reserve it?
The Democracy Of Red Star, Hooseria Magna, The Island Of Windowstopiaoplis, Pianegro
Youll hopefully get an issue soon allowing you unban it.
The Democracy Of Red Star, Hooseria Magna
Accidentally?
Sure.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!
The Democracy Of Red Star
Well the choice was quite unclear actually, I simply wanted to allow IVF, not outlaw natural reproduction. My nation is based on freedom; I'm thinking of creating a new one but process is too slow. I'll have to live with this...
Talllad
That very unpredictability was what made me join. I have more than once enjoyed the issues themselves and tried to rationalize why an industry suffered or grew whenever I decided some new policy.
The "Sure." comment was joking. Embrace unforseen consequences.
Talllad respects the NAP.
https://youtu.be/xR6lFaPTxh0
Nooooo, I went back to socialism
Anarchists? Who have business sense and respect freedom?
It's more likely than you think.
Phorbus
Ranking in the 1% for most influential in the world...Hell Yeah!
Also ps, when are the next elections? I thought they were in September, but I might be wrong...can somebody confirm?
South-Central Rhodesia
How come we accept socialists here???
Northern Race Empire, Eshla Pota, Dark Value, New Ouro
Well,as long as theyre privately owned and voluntary...
If I remember right, quarterly for official positions.
Just a solo navigator wandering around NS.
How are my fellow Lands End members doing today?
Hooseria Magna, The Popes Clap, Northern Race Empire, Eshla Pota
Good. I smile listening to people talking about their days and the news. Other than that I read a book on what a theocracy is like. I never heard about these before.
Saxophone Empire, Hooseria Magna
Dont ask me
Northern Race Empire
Tagged anti-WA but our description encourages joining the WA?
I re released my dispatches becuz idk 😐 that img also made new dispatch
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1401200
That sounds cool
Is that a ice age refence?
Talllad
Its not that we like what the WA does, its for defending ourselves upon the chance that we are ever raided.
Legoa
Some choices are really frustrating... I only agreed to send violent citizens to the military but somehow conscription was made compulsory for all citizens?? Maybe every citizen is a serial killer...
Have you looked at are flag recently?
Phorbus
Being part of the WA is the only way to vote down proposals in the WA.
Am I correct to say that if I join the WA I it's laws will be followed, but my nations attributes will not be affected by those laws in the same way that solving issues affects my nation?
As far as I'm aware that is correct.
Correct, issues are weighted to effect your nations attributes more so than WA compliance.
South-Central Rhodesia
Look at me. My nation's going to be through the loop and back, but I really want these banners. They're pretty. Some choices are only made to get one of these, but I have a reason why it's a Parent Knows Best state and it's really just the wording. Here's a link I've found:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=841808
The Democracy Of Red Star
So, I'm curious. Does you nation's death rate actually affect the growth rate of your nation's population? Or is population more a representation of how long you've been on the site? If the first, is it possible to shrink your population with a high death rate?
Hooseria Magna
Population represents how long you've been in the site, nothing else. It grows at a steady rate.
The Democracy Of Red Star, Phorbus, Hooseria Magna
I have noticed that the bigger you get, there is an increase of population rate so for an example: 5 mill pop=1 mil pop growth per day. 500 mill pop=10 mill pop growth per day.
I exist now so... yeah, that's the case.
Acceptance Is Just Madness
Welcome to existence. Are you enjoying being made manifest so far?
Deims Kir, Acceptance Is Just Madness
IIRC Pop growth will cap out at about 6-4 mil a day. Works out to ~2.2B per year.
Saint Sharis
*mixes a glass bowl of small UEFA champions league balls*
Alright, at the moment. Nice to hear.
The Democracy Of Red Star
Guys, do any of you watch BFDI? Just wanted to know.
The Democracy Of Red Star
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