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The States Of Balloon wrote:BILL BILL BILL BILL

Bill Nye the SJW Guy.

Communists stand in the way of progress. They could be devoting their time and energy into improving capitalism, but instead they seek to replace it with a system that doesn't work.

Miencraft, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria

The States Of Balloon wrote:Communists stand in the way of progress. They could be devoting their time and energy into improving capitalism, but instead they seek to replace it with a system that doesn't work.

>improve

>capitalism

ha nice one

Miencraft, Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Socialism is better achieved by the free market. After all, Sweden is "socialist."

Jadentopian Order wrote:>improve

>capitalism

ha nice one

Truer words are rarely spoken

Centremoda wrote:This is a new nation, i was a citizen under the nation "The Amarican Empire".

Amarican!!!!! <3

Centremoda

An anime is only as good as its smallest tit

The States Of Balloon wrote:An anime is only as good as its smallest tit

Hey man those can get pretty good sometimes too.

The States Of Balloon wrote:An anime is only as good as its smallest tit

I've said it many times, and I'll say it again here: small boobs = best boobs

Miencraft

Pevvania wrote:Welcome back, Einsiev. It's been a long time.

Indeed, way too long. I forgot how good the tea is here. How've you fellows been?

Pevvania, Rateria

Jadentopian Order wrote:I've said it many times, and I'll say it again here: small boobs = best boobs

Well, how small are talking about here? There comes a point where they don't even have boobs

Jadentopian Order wrote:I've said it many times, and I'll say it again here: small boobs = best boobs

You are a man without taste

The States Of Balloon wrote:You are a man without taste

And you are a man without a girlfriend.

Venomringo wrote:Well, how small are talking about here? There comes a point where they don't even have boobs

somewhere in the upper A range - B

Jadentopian Order wrote:And you are a man without a girlfriend.

somewhere in the upper A range - B

A's a bit too small for me. B and lower C is the sweet spot

Venomringo wrote:A's a bit too small for me. B and lower C is the sweet spot

I could go C's but thats that max for me

Jadentopian Order wrote:I could go C's but thats that max for me

Anyone that thinks D+ is hot are either 12 or have really bad taste

Miencraft

Venomringo wrote:Anyone that thinks D+ is hot are either 12 or have really bad taste

Mostly 12 year olds I think. That sh*t's borderline disgusting

The hells wrong with you people?!

Fascist Dred wrote:The hells wrong with you people?!

They all need Roads

Miencraft, Rateria

The United States Of Patriots wrote:They all need Roads

Y'all need Dred.

TFW people claim there's a social contract but can never explain where you can read what it says and when you're told that existing constitutes consent.

Republic Of Minerva, Rateria, Shirayuki Mizore

Venomringo wrote:A's a bit too small for me. B and lower C is the sweet spot

The point's kind of moot, isn't it? I mean you'll probably need to hit puberty before you can get close to doing anything about it.

Humpheria wrote:The point's kind of moot, isn't it? I mean you'll probably need to hit puberty before you can get close to doing anything about it.

Says the one that still makes "your mom" jokes

Miencraft, Humpheria, Rateria, Shirayuki Mizore, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order

Einsiev wrote:Indeed, way too long. I forgot how good the tea is here. How've you fellows been?

Doing well. We went through a bit of a rocky patch but things are looking up again once more.

Einsiev, Rateria

I never insult Humph because I know he'll fry my ass. In fact, he'll probably do that anyways. Just watch.

Venomringo wrote:Says the one that still makes "your mom" jokes

Hey, your mom thinks they're funny! But don't worry, Venom some day you'll grow up big and strong and find a nice girl with an A! :P

Pevvania, Venomringo

Dad: Son, are you jacking off up there?

Son: No dad, I'm doing a [Minecraft Trolling].

Dad: Carry on then.

Rateria

Our President is a roasting machine

Humpheria, Rateria, Venomringo

Miencraft wrote:TFW people claim there's a social contract but can never explain where you can read what it says and when you're told that existing constitutes consent.

The defendant argues that it is not rape if he was already on top of her.

I'm gay enough to be gay but not gay enough to be gay.

The States Of Balloon wrote:I'm gay enough-

So you're gay, got it.

The States Of Balloon wrote:I'm gay enough to be gay but not gay enough to be gay.

Your nonsensical, pseudo-edgy sh-tposting shocks no one and bores many.

Venomringo

Pevvania wrote:Your nonsensical, pseudo-edgy sh-tposting shocks no one and bores many.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Pevvania wrote:Your nonsensical, pseudo-edgy sh-tposting shocks no one and bores many.

yeah well ur a fagit

The States Of Balloon wrote:yeah well ur a fagit

inb4 rmb ban

Pevvania wrote:Your nonsensical, pseudo-edgy sh-tposting shocks no one and bores many.

The States Of Balloon wrote:yeah well ur a fagit

Are you #TeamPev or #TeamBalloon? Use the hashtag for a chance to meet either character during the world premiere of Pevlight: A Lost Balloon!

Pevvania, Rateria

The shot heard round the world!

Rateria

Venomringo wrote:Are you #TeamPev or #TeamBalloon? Use the hashtag for a chance to meet either character during the world premiere of Pevlight: A Lost Balloon!

#TeamPev #AllHailRoads #Humphania

Pevvania, Rateria, Venomringo

Venomringo wrote:inb4 rmb ban

Is Balloon actually just another puppet of Supting?

Rateria

Currently operating spotlights for a theater and the person operating the other spotlight just went into the house.

Venomringo wrote:Are you #TeamPev or #TeamBalloon? Use the hashtag for a chance to meet either character during the world premiere of Pevlight: A Lost Balloon!

"Vote now on your phones!"

"And then everyone voted so hard that the Capitol set on fire. The President didn't care he was off doing memes somewhere."

Rateria

http://i.imgur.com/V9I794C.png

Press F to pay respects

Miencraft, Rateria

Pevvania wrote:Doing well. We went through a bit of a rocky patch but things are looking up again once more.

That's good to hear. Hopefully we can avoid any terrible turbulence.

Rateria

Jadentopian Order wrote:http://i.imgur.com/V9I794C.png

Press F to pay respects

This but every time he says "If" I press "F"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

Rateria, Jadentopian Order

Post self-deleted by Narland.

Muh Roads wrote:#TeamPev #AllHailDred #Humphania

The States Of Balloon wrote:I'm gay enough to be gay but not gay enough to be gay.

More insightful and truly thought provoking commentary on the societal construct of sexuality. Mind baffling, as always, Balloon.

He's gay enough to be gay, but he's not intelligent enough for our time.

#TeamPev #RoasterInChief

Miencraft, Pevvania, Rateria, Fascist Dred, Rlp Campaign Group

#TeamPev for life

Pevvania, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, Venomringo, Fascist Dred, Rlp Campaign Group

VOTE FOR #TEAMPEV

-Biggest economic expansion in history

-A strong defense and strong alliances

-Keep the government corruption-free

-An active roleplay community

-Small government

#MLGA #TeamPev #PeaceThroughStrength

Miencraft, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, The Aradites, Venomringo, Fascist Dred

Pevvania factbook has been updated: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pevvania/detail=factbook/id=161758

New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, Venomringo, Fascist Dred

Pevvania wrote:Pevvania factbook has been updated: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pevvania/detail=factbook/id=161758

What did you use to draw the territories? I plan on doing something similar when I claim a spot on the map.

Rateria wrote:What did you use to draw the territories? I plan on doing something similar when I claim a spot on the map.

Some very expensive specialist software called MS Paint.

Miencraft, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, The Aradites, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo, Jadentopian Order

Pevvania wrote:Some very expensive specialist software called MS Paint.

That is some the the most highly acclaimed and exclusive software in existence!

Seriously though, thanks for the tip.

Pevvania

Rateria wrote:That is some the the most highly acclaimed and exclusive software in existence!

Seriously though, thanks for the tip.

No problem. I just blew up the image, used the pencil to draw a bunch of lines then marked them with the text tool. E Z

New Nationale Einheit, Rateria

Pevvania wrote:No problem. I just blew up the image, used the pencil to draw a bunch of lines then marked them with the text tool. E Z

I'm already getting ideas. I plan on doing something similar, but add major cities and such with the circle, paint bucket, and text tools on paint.net.

New Nationale Einheit

Been watching a lot of AntVenom videos recently. Compared to other Minecraft youtubers, he's pretty good.

*post gets no likes*

IS TWITTER CENSORING MY POSTS???????

Going back to an empire

The States Of Balloon wrote:Been watching a lot of AntVenom videos recently. Compared to other Minecraft youtubers, he's pretty good.

>implying we watch Minecraft videos

The States Of Balloon wrote:*post gets no likes*

IS TWITTER CENSORING MY POSTS???????

Maybe not but I wish I could censor your RMB posts.

Pevvania

Humpheria wrote:Maybe not but I wish I could censor your RMB posts.

Key word being "wish"

Humpheria

This is just a reminder that everyone must join the WA with either their main nation, or a puppet. The deadline is fast approaching. Please, join the WA and identify the member nation in a TG to the Second Republic nation.

Jadentopian Order

Post self-deleted by The States Of Balloon.

Remember that tomorrow at 6:00 pm central standard time we will be watching jimmy neutron boy genius.

Logged on to watch2gether and are asking to change the usernames to email addresses when logging in.

So before the movie starts you might want to get that changed

Also for those that haven't already, plz change you profile name to you nations name or discord name.

Rateria wrote:This is just a reminder that everyone must join the WA with either their main nation, or a puppet. The deadline is fast approaching. Please, join the WA and identify the member nation in a TG to the Second Republic nation.

citizens*

Rateria

I just got the 2ds xl today I have no clue where I'm supposed to put the cartridge

Shirayuki Mizore wrote:citizens*

Thanks for the correction.

The Ben Shapiro vs Cenk Uygur debate was the biggest slaughter of the century

Narland

The United States Of Patriots wrote:The Ben Shapiro vs Cenk Uygur debate was the biggest slaughter of the century

I have yet to watch it but I imagine Shapiro destroyed Cenk.

For the life of me, I'll never understand how Nixon got re-elected with 48 states and 60% of the vote.

[I]A Special Message from the RLP[/I]

Folks, exciting times are upon us.

Elections begin tomorrow, so we encourage you all to vote for FLC candidates and decisively reject the corruption, the hypocrisy and the chicanery of the so-called Reform Party.

After being resoundingly defeated by a 2:1 ratio in the special election, we've heard nothing from the Corruption Party or the infiltrators they're employing to destabilise and hijack our government. Almost everyone who voted for the puppet Hexvia has been inactive for the exact same amount of time: 5 days. Their secretive Discord channel is presumed to be shut down, their most high profile members have left or been expelled and they've been designated a terrorist group on the government's watch list.

While it looks like Aux and Hyder's dastardly experiment has collapsed, we must make sure of it. Every lawful citizen must vote for the FLC, the coalition of parties that truly represents [I]you. Whether you vote RLP, ACA, Cwossah, or Mhomen, show the Reform terrorists that we believe in Libertatem, it's Constitution and it's people.

August is the month to Make Libertatem Great Again!

VOTE for an FLC Senate and Pevvania/Aradites for the presidency!

#MLGA #FightCorruption #Vote2017 #TeamPev #PeaceThroughStrength #PokemonGoToThePolls #Pevvadites

Pevvania, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo, Jadentopian Order

Just. Cwossah Party. We'll rise above.

The deadline for joining the WA to retain citizenship is tomorrow.

New Nationale Einheit

Honestly Nintendo should get rid of the old Wonder Trade music and replace it with this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k6LSVjhVZtQ

Unrelated, I plan on starting a Libertatem Crusader Kings run as part of a Libertatem megacampaign through all the possible Paradox games.

If anyone's interested, let me know and we can get a time for that sorted out.

New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, Venomringo

Update: CK2 is scheduled for every Saturday at 5PM Eastern.

Rateria, Jadentopian Order

Miencraft wrote:Unrelated, I plan on starting a Libertatem Crusader Kings run as part of a Libertatem megacampaign through all the possible Paradox games.

If anyone's interested, let me know and we can get a time for that sorted out.

I've never played CK, is it any good?

Venomringo

The United States Of Patriots wrote:I've never played CK, is it any good?

If you like marrying your cousins and nieces then castrating your political enemies/heretics then you'll love it!

Miencraft, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Jadentopian Order

LSPAN Update: After losing our funding due to Pev spending it on a solid gold fidget spinner, LSPAN is back in action fellas.

Miencraft, Einsiev, Pevvania, New Nationale Einheit, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Lspan wrote:LSPAN Update: After losing our funding due to Pev spending it on a solid gold fidget spinner, LSPAN is back in action fellas.

You need to make sure to recharge that weaponized autism

Miencraft, Einsiev, Rateria, Venomringo, Jadentopian Order

daily reminder that pev is a normie

Pevvania, Jadentopian Order

Snany wrote:daily reminder that pev is a normie

Get back in your cage

https://www.infowars.com/trump-administration-considering-full-withdrawal-from-afghanistan/

"Trump admin considering total troop withdrawal from Afghanistan"

Oh yes please Lord

Muh Roads

Lspan wrote:LSPAN Update: After losing our funding due to Pev spending it on a solid gold fidget spinner, LSPAN is back in action fellas.

🅿️idget spinners

Pevvania wrote:https://www.infowars.com/trump-administration-considering-full-withdrawal-from-afghanistan/

"Trump admin considering total troop withdrawal from Afghanistan"

Oh yes please Lord

>infowars

Miencraft

VOTE DRED

Fascist Dred

Speaking of voting Dred, guess who wins by default because someone forgot to declare a WA nation?

That's right, it's Dred. Dred wins by default as Forius is no longer eligible to run.

Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order

A big thank you to my supporters and the FLC! Let start Making Libertatem Great Again! #VoteFLC #PrezPev

Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Jadentopian Order

Miencraft wrote:Speaking of voting Dred, guess who wins by default because someone forgot to declare a WA nation?

That's right, it's Dred. Dred wins by default as Forius is no longer eligible to run.

🤔🤔🤔Really makes you think🤔🤔🤔

Pevvania, Rateria

I don't think Pev will be able to pull this one off.

Miencraft, Pevvania, Rateria

Humpheria wrote:I don't think Pev will be able to pull this one off.

He's losing by a landslide

Pevvania, Rateria

Humpheria wrote:I don't think Pev will be able to pull this one off.

Pev might need an army of puppets to pull this one off!

New Nationale Einheit, Humpheria, Rateria

Muh Roads wrote:He's losing by a landslide

Das wut u get 4 roastin me

Pevvania, Rateria, Shirayuki Mizore

Shock Poll: 100% of Libertatem residents say monkey head dipped in crude oil is there favorite meal! 199% say it should be regional dish!

Rateria

RP

The government of [nation=short]Pevvania[/nation] condemns the imperial ambitions of [nation=short]Czekania[/nation], and strongly advises it adopt a policy of friendship, free trade and peace.

Pevvania will not trade with any nation that aggressively annexes sovereign territory.

New Nationale Einheit, Rateria

Vote Pev this election, and #PopTheBalloon

Rateria, Venomringo

Pevvania wrote:Vote Pev this election, and #PopTheBalloon

Come on, people don't hAte me that much.

Rateria

Huh, after that record breaking special election, we are down to only 10 total voters, and none of Hexvia's supporters seem to be voting either. What a shock.

Miencraft, Pevvania, Rateria

The States Of Balloon wrote:Come on, people don't hAte me that much.

You didn't even vote for you.

Pevvania, Rateria

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