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Region: Libertatem
Best pick up line I've heard today.
Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, Hyderbourg, The United States Of Patriots
On a date
Girl: I'm into [Band 1], [Band 2], and [Band 3]
Me: (impressed at her taste in music) Woah, I love those bands too that's so cool
Pevvania, Rateria, Hyderbourg, The United States Of Patriots
Memeist Purge begins in Dred!
https://youtu.be/SKu9F1u-XPE
I like Kendrick Lamar
Everybody shut up
On a date
Girl: I'm a Democrat
Me: (depressed with my romantic prospects of dating intellectually insufficient individuals) Every time.
Miencraft, Narland, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Uadilifu
Only Orthodox mhomenism is acceptable, all reformers shall disintegrate with the pavement during the second coming
Rateria
I am running for Senate seat 5. Under the RLP baner.
I will be fair, and just.
On a date
Me: look into mirror
Me: Oh cool it's a mirror
Pevvania, Narland, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Shirayuki Mizore, Fascist Dred
Mhomen would be proud of how good we are at politics. The Accord was the best way to ensure that we both avoid religious persecution.
Rateria, Condealism
I remember a time very recently in which we struggled to fill our three senatorial seats, in some cases pleading with people to fill them.
We now have nine people contesting two senatorial seats in the upcoming special election.
If this is not a testament to the revitalization of Libertatem, I don't know what is.
Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo, Uadilifu
And don't forget that 2 more senate seats were even added!
Rateria, Condealism, Hyderbourg, Venomringo, Uadilifu
Glad to be apart of the active wave of nations!
Rateria, Condealism, Hyderbourg
Mr. Justice, I ask that with a sufficient number of candidates present, the special elections begin. The sooner we have a full Senate the better.
Rateria, Condealism
They will be started tomorrow. That was my plan.
Rateria, Condealism
Maybe we should add more senate seats
We literally just did.
The senate expanded from 3 to 5 seats just a few days ago with the passage of the REFORM Act, plus having a bit of competition will be good.
Rateria, Condealism
The RLP will hold a primary for the 5th seat as both Uadilifu and Sushi State are declared for the RLP.
Ah, yes - one of Libertatem's finest stateswomen.
She quit the game over two years ago, and, uh... I doubt she's planning on ever rejoining.
They disintegrated before they had a chance to merge with anyone. We should focus on ensuring we spare as many of our allies from fading into obscurity as we can.
MORE WEIGHT
Or the elections could start now why the hell not.
Rateria, Condealism
#Can'tStumptheHump
Miencraft, Pevvania, Humpheria, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots
True
MERGE WITH EVERYONE
Rateria, Condealism
Lets start it y'all!
[B]#Can'tStumpTheHump
Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu
we should merge with the north pacific!
FTFY
Miencraft, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo
Can't Hump... the stump. Can't bump Trump... in the rump.
Rateria, Venomringo, Uadilifu
Why merge when we can kidnap them and hold them as prisoners? We wouldn't have to negotiate with them.
Rateria
Lewdomenists, Roadsters, anyone else who values memes, as Pope of Lewdomenism, I urge you to take up arms against the evil Dreddites who would rather us be dead than post memes! I have tried my hardest to avoid full on religious war, but now, our existence is threatened. The false god, Dred, has already threatened to nuke us. Next time, he'll actually do it! I am officially calling for a crusade against these disgusting anti-meme dreddites. If you are a true follower of Mhomen and The Prophet, you will be willing to die for them. Condealus Vult!
Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo
Kendrick Lamar is actually a good artist.
There's no excuse for those other three.
[the state intensifies]
Lewdomenism 2:4
"The Great Pope Jaden issued a statetment regarding the anti-meme menace Dred: 'Lewdomenists, Roadsters, anyone else who values memes, as Pope of Lewdomenism, I urge you to take up arms against the evil Dreddites who would rather us be dead than post memes! I have tried my hardest to avoid full on religious war, but now, our existence is threatened. The false god, Dred, has already threatened to nuke us. Next time, he'll actually do it! I am officially calling for a crusade against these disgusting anti-meme dreddites. If you are a true follower of Mhomen and The Prophet, you will be willing to die for them. Condealus Vult!'"
Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order
Woah I just realized that Lewdomenism is basically the New Testament
Rateria, Condealism
Mhomen = Kamina = Jesus confirmed.
He deated for our sh*tposts. Also, something about a drill
Humpheria supports Libertatem!
We may be Roadsians, Lewdomenist, Dreddites, or even Baptist. We are all of these. But above all, we are Libertatens. To continue to post memes about your faith in peace, in a prosperous Libertatem, vote for Humpheria.
Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, Venomringo, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu
Also, the environment
Ew. You're a veteran, Humpy, you should know the word is Libertatemites.
Rateria, Condealism
Libertates.
We shall henceforth be known as Libertates.
I have always and will always fought for sense and reason and that includes that we are not bugs of an exotic nature, we are Libertatens.
The United States Of Patriots
Whooops! Did just accedently press the "send nuke to the Pope of Lewdonmenisms front lawn" button? Hmmm.... yep just received footage from a drone in the area and boy hoowde that is one big mushroom cloud.
https://youtu.be/11e8XyUBqRQ
Oh well. :/
Jadentopia I see you liking posts but not voting >.>
Miencraft, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots
Yes, you did. I don't know why you have a button that sends a nuke directly to the Pope's lawn instead of, you know, firing it, but thank you for the free weapon. This gesture of goodwill shall do much to bridge the gap between our faiths.
Rateria, Venomringo
oooh he just got called *inhales ludicrous quantities of popcorn*
Rateria
GOOD THING I'M HOMELESS
You darned kids and your wars of religion! Back in my day we only fought the Red Fleet!
"But Jaden, you start-"
Yeah, but I'm an IRU military vet, so its ok.
"But Jaden, this is Condy's me-"
Its ok though because I'm the Pope.
Rateria, Condealism
Unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim.
I mean the High Priest of Noroz's Egyptian Empire.
I mean the Pepe of Lewdomenism.
Rateria
Down with Ulfric, the Killer of Kings.
On the day of your death we'll drink and we'll sing.
Condealism, Fascist Dred
Truly a spiritual man living a simple life to be closer to God - how noble!
Rateria, Condealism
Did someone say Jarl Ballin'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8
Condealism
Fortunately, I am the King, Killer of Ulfrics.
Hail the Dragonborn King.
Condealism
Yeah, that's it! Getting closer to Mhomen. Not like I got scammed by some Nigerian or anything like that.
Rateria, Condealism, Venomringo
No... but they should.
"I think the Jarl can't keep things under control"
"ORLY"
Venomringo
Post self-deleted by Jadentopian Order.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/13/africa/efcc-recovers-funds-nigeria/
This Nigerian?!
Jadentopian Order
Alright now, I've got to get to bed. Even a man as holy as I am must sleep. I'll leave you with a fun fact:
In the state of Virginia, handjobs and blowjobs are considered sexual Intercourse, so if you've ever jerked off, you're not a virgin. (According to sex ed, at least) goodnight
Rateria, Condealism, Fairbankska
Stupid discount missiles!
Who's idea was it to purchase discount nukes?
Whats that?
Me!
Well why didn't anyone tell me that it was a bad idea?
What you did Mr. Speaker?
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY JUDGMENT!
GUARDS FILL THIS MANS BODY WITH LEAD!
(recorded during emergency security meeting)
Rateria
V O T E B R U H
Rateria, Condealism
You're not doing it right.
"Condy, he doesn't know how your meme works..."
DO IT RIGHT
Rateria, Venomringo
What the rebels like to forget is that the Empire is the only thing keeping the Dominion out of Skyrim.
Condealism
The Empire can barely keep the Dominion out of the Empire.
#empireftw
Condealism, Fascist Dred
We all have our shortfalls.
Condealism
Ulfric only cares about one thing: Ulfric.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/f315446538392e3269c698b7425110fb/tumblr_nd537jWyFV1qd479ro1_500.jpg
My favorite Harry Potter quote
Rateria, Fascist Dred
Harry Potter is my favorite Twilight saga character.
Rateria
Mhomen is my favorite Star Wars character
Rateria, Condealism
Best quotes: https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb_search?rmbsearch-text=&rmbsearch-author=united+environmentalist+states+of+mhomen&rmbsearch-region=Libertatem&rmbsearch-reverse=1
Rateria, Venomringo
Welp........ my burning religious hatred is back.
Rateria
im not in the rlp Humpheria stop telegramming me, abuser.
I was looking forward to debates between candidates. :(
Can you at least all scream incoherently at each other?
Doesn't feel like a real election without that.
You know, immersion and whatnot.
Miencraft, Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUILTY
Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu
FITE ME IRL, YA NOOBS
"Condy, you're not even a candidate... not to mention you're a timid, lightweight pacifist."
I BET YA SHOWER NAKED, YA PERVERTS
Rateria
Hmm, let me see what I can piece together!
Rateria, Condealism
QUIET DOWN YOU HIPPY DIP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO ENJOY THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE!!!
Rateria
Speaking of being candidates, remember that time the timid lightweight pacifist became President when everyone randomly shifted their votes to him from the guy who wanted to see a conclusive end to the war?
Oh wait, that was us, and I still think that was absolutely hilarious. Like, hands-down, that's the best election I've ever seen.
Rateria, Condealism
The finer things, like heresy and animal sacrifice. Cool. I can dig that.
Muh Roads, Rateria
How kind of you. Here take this pamphlet about of faith and don't for get to visit us a the temple.
Rateria
Our last election could have ended the same way, but I figured we needed an active Senate and a President who would actually recruit :P
My fondest memory of [nation=short]Humpheria[/nation] is when Lord Roads spoke wise words about chickens in the regional court and he STRUCK THEM FROM THE RECORD.
THAT IS OUR MESSIAH SIR.
Muh Roads, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots
I'm the only true god good sir.
AAAAAAAAAAAA X NATION DID THIS WHICH MADE HIM DO Y RESULTING IN Z HAPPENING! DGHFSSFHHHBB *SCREAMING!!!!111!!*
Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots
Never forget the ROADS Amendment, and its ill-deserved fate.
Muh Roads, Rateria
I just killed a fly and now I feel bad
Good you should. Mudrer.
Rateria, Hyderbourg
Undertale really did a number on you...You'll never get the pacifist run ending with Mhomen now
Rateria, Condealism
There goes the no XP run. I'll have to reset now
Dammit you beat me to the punchline
Rateria, Venomringo
Uninstalled.
Rateria, Condealism
They remember.
Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred
Ah, Undertale - a game where I play a genderless protagonist exploring a scenic microcosm of a world populated by values-driven individuals who want to kill them before getting to know them. That would also be life in my conservative neighborhood if I hadn't locked myself in the closet.
Rateria
Fnaf is better.
YOU'RE DRED TO ME.
Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred
How lewd.
Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots
Remember, there might be some mhomentary discomfort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft6mNPeqa6Y
Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred
This is golden
https://youtu.be/FwhQzn0epbk
Rateria
Obviously, we are going to wait until the elections are over to look at this law in depth, but here is a proposed law that I've worked on, the PROTECT Act
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=hyderbourg/detail=factbook/id=823921
Condealism
Do we even have the military strength to back up such a law. . . ?
Post self-deleted by Hyderbourg.
To be candid, we don't have the military strength we did, but we do have a military, which is growing.
The law explicitly states that the regions we defend and liberate are chosen at the discretion of the Chancellor of War.
This allows for us to start by protecting and liberating smaller regions at the beginning, and eventually to protect and liberate larger regions as our military grows.
Condealism
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.