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Region: Libertatem
Thanks very much, and welcome to the region my man.
Rateria, Inissbeln
Jeff Sessions just re-escalated the War on Drugs and plans to bring back mandatory minimums. Terrible! Sessions is a MESS!
Narland, Republic Of Minerva, Rateria
Guys I need to get something off my chest.
I find it frankly appalling that not a single one of you mortals have offered up a sacrifice to me since I've returned!
That is one of the very first lessons I have my acolytes teach you as child!
Maybe I'm being harsh but rules are rules.
Starting tomorrow I command you all fetch the person, animal, or object that you value the most and sacrifice it.
What I'm asking is easy and reasonable so there should be no reason why you can't get this done.
Rateria
What if the thing I value most is Dred?
Rateria
Then sacrifice your 2nd most valued thing.
Rateria
That's Dred, too.
Rateria
Remember I only take sacrifices that have been gently placed into the holy inferno after they are cut up into bite size pieces.
Rateria
The grab your neighbors dog and throw it into the inferno!
Rateria
Dog's name is Dred.
Rateria
Better dead than dred
Rateria, Condealism
*sacrifices firstborn son*
HAIL DRED
Rateria
I spit on your puny religion
Rateria, Condealism, Libiceland
BLASPHEMER! THE SPIRIT OF LEWD IS WEAK WITH THIS FALSE GOD. ALL HAIL LEWDIANITY, THE TRUE FAITH
Rateria, Condealism
You haven't taught me jack sh*t
Rateria, Condealism
I have a better idea. I think the most meaningful sacrifice of all would be to sacrifice Fascist_Dred to fires of Mount Bellyache, which is currently producing a constant lava flow from the crater, not to mention some really annoying ash clouds.
Just think of your glorious elevation to the highest state of being. Then, as an all powerful deity, you can shut down the volcano. When you are done with that, you can have all those virgins our idiot natives tossed over the side of the crater in a well meaning, but ill advised attempt to appease that belching mountain.
What do you think? I've got tomorrow morning open.
Rateria, Condealism
My "issues" tab is stuck on 00:00:00 forever...?
Have you refreshed the issues page at all since it hit 0?
I have and it's jut stuck there :(
Eh, just check back later, something will happen eventually, probably around update time.
Do you know when that is by chance? (I just started the game a couple hours ago)
Probably a few hours.
Aight
Sorry but Communisim is mostly atheist so...
No sacarifce for you
Rateria, Jadentopian Order
Uh, you don't know who you're talking to. That's Dred, the only god that could possibly be greater than Roads.
Of course, I say possibly, because in reality he isn't. Roads is the ultimate god, but Dred has a lot of sway in the more heretical regions.
Rateria
Communisim, if you need me to explain, just ask.
You are ignoring the Lewd. Just another example of Lewdish oppression in Libertatem.
Rateria, Condealism
I would like that
ALSO I'm making the region map so if your a citizen send me a telegram stating where you would like it to be and the general size of the nation.
Thank you
Rateria
Fun fact: it helps when people are able to see the map.
Narland, Rateria
Well it is going to be a standard earth map, and this is an non government map. If the senate were to create a bill, creating a cartographer postion and then making me said cartographer, I would spend more time on the map. Seeing how that process would in fact take a while this will be a test run so just tell me where in the world your nation would be and I will try my best to make it.
Thank you for spending your time reading this.
Rateria
I don't know about mein, but I don't really like people who come in out of nowhere and start telling us how we should make our maps.
Miencraft, Rateria, Condealism
Seeing how you are the commie crusher I am guessing perhaps you would like land in America, perhaps Virginia?
Rateria
never trust a commie
Narland, Republic Of Minerva, Rateria, Condealism, Libiceland, The Old American Way
St. Louisan here - that word means something very different to me than it does to Humph.
And the sun shone down upon the heavily-protected environment, and the earth shook, and the seas roared, and the clouds parted, and the face of the true deity of Libertatem was revealed.
It spoke, and politicians everywhere saw that it was good, for it said that it was good at politics. Let us join our hands together and sing; there is no need to fight.
May poor grammar and a lack of capitalization grace us forever.
In who the hell's name we pray, Mhomen.
Rateria, The Aradites, Fascist Dred, Inissbeln
"I DEMAND YOU TO TAKE MY MONEY"
Miencraft, Rateria, Condealism, Uadilifu, South And Western America
This nation is based off of the original Confederate states+the South West and California
To the commie- hopefully you'll pay attention and become a Reagan loving, rebel flag waving libertarian capitalist. You know, the thing that works...
Condealism, Inissbeln
I just want Ireland. Including the North.
Inissbeln
Post self-deleted by Narland.
Don't tell anyone but I am In my 50s. :)
Very poor but generally improving health w/ some deep concerns. I am very happy to be alive with an opportunity to relearn what was lost. I have retained a very large vocabulary and still see big pictures but connecting the dots accurately even when lucid has been frustratingly inadequate.
Re: FO. I have always loved counterfactual histories, science fiction/fantasy/sureal (obscurum per obscurius--slipstream in particular--Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner, ITV 1967-68 definitively) as backdrops, and nothing beats satire for introspection. Many video games today are what pulp fiction was for my grandparents--like Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Jadentopian Order
Burn in The Land of No Pavement, vile heathen.
Muh Roads, Rateria
Who the hell are you kidding with that "heathen" talk? You're the heathen!
Rateria
You want to get Crusaded? Because that's how you get Crusaded.
Muh Roads, Rateria, Uadilifu
It would be but a Mhomentary disadvantage; the memes are with me.
Rateria
We broke 100th Largest Region.
Miencraft, Narland, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Libiceland, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu
Holy sh*t, you're right. Break out the champagne!
"Condy, that joke's not as funny when you're actually old enough to drink it legally in the States"
Shhh
Rateria, Libiceland, Uadilifu
For one thing, I am a citizen, and we have done a map based on Earth, but I don't remember where it is.
Now to explain the cults:
The Cult of Dred may have started before I showed up in Libertatem, and from what I've been told, he has gone to random regions and demanded that they worship him.
The Church of Mhomen is the most recent, and is based on a nation that now doesn't exist. One of the biggest jokes is that Miencraft always said things like "Who the hell is Mhomen?", which Condealism has perpetuated to the point that it is a running gag.
The Holy Church of Roads started during the later half of Muh Roads's administration, which is when I arrived. There was even a point when people were trying to pass the ROADS Amendment to the regional Constitution and make The Holy Church of Roads the state religion. Roadsians also tend to threaten heretics by declaring that anyone not worshipping Roads will get sprayed with a hose.
This region has a long and unusual history with cults for some reason. I'm sure that there were other cults, but these are the most relevant.
Condealism, Fascist Dred, Libiceland, Uadilifu
I forgot to mention that The Aradites had a prophecy that Mhomen would take over Libertatem, and when election time came around, Mhomen ran for president. He ended up getting many votes, but lost. To this day, many people expect Mhomen to return.
Condealism, The Aradites
I deleted the factbook but still have the base image, and the most recent version of the map is still on my imgur somewhere.
Right here, in fact. http://imgur.com/r1PtJHN
Rateria
UNITE THE ISLAND
Rateria, Libiceland, Gaelic Eire Nua
I hope so too, because our new Communist friend seems like a nice person, but needs to figure things out.
Narland, Rateria, Libiceland, Nay Hofn, Jadentopian Order, Gaelic Eire Nua
BOYS, I'm a citizen now!
Miencraft, Narland, Rateria, Libiceland, Nay Hofn, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu, Gaelic Eire Nua
It seems that someone had two scoops of ice cream while everyone else had one with their chocolate cream pie--and with a diet soda-pop while everyone else got sparkling water. This is obviously fake news... who eats ice cream with diet soda? ;)
Rateria, Libiceland, Inissbeln
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF LEWDIANITY BEING OPPRESSED.
Rateria, Condealism, Inissbeln
Come and take it
Hyderbourg
So pro-Israel and conservative activists are trying to get Linda Sarsour's upcoming appearance at CUNY cancelled.
This is wrong. While Linda Sarsour is a horrible human being (she's antisemitic and literally supports ISIS and sharia law), it's the right of any private institution or individual to invite whoever they wish. Give this vile human being a platform to speak, or more people will be drawn to her words. We cannot protest liberal bullying on campuses while supporting the silencing of people we disagree with.
Miencraft, Condealism, Libiceland, Nay Hofn, Uadilifu
I was talking about native Libertatem cults, but now that you mention it, Lewdanity might as well count.
Condealism
The Holy Word can be found in Baloon's factbooks if you need any answers.
Rateria, Condealism
I read them. They were well-written scriptures.
Condealism
Hey guys, I've put REFORM up to vote seeing as there seems to be no opposition to it or requested edits. As per the Constitution, the vote is to be given 3 days, requiring two of three: support from the President, support from 2/3 of the Senate, and support from 2/3 of the active citizenry. I will call a Senate vote on the discord channel now.
Rateria, Condealism
All hail Castlemaine! All hail the prophet Balloon! All hail Lord Condealism!
Rateria
Lies. My scriptures are not well-written
Rateria, Condealism
They're much better than you present them to be.
Condealism
Hello.
Rateria, Hyderbourg
Hello.
Rateria, Hyderbourg, Nay Hofn
Hello, both of you.
Rateria, New Solia
Hello, the three of you.
Rateria, Libiceland, New Solia
Hello, the one of you.
Rateria, Gaelic Eire Nua
Hello the all of you
Rateria, Gaelic Eire Nua
Hello. How are you?
Rateria, Katzengrad
Jadentopian Order is now Solicitor General. Get sued.
Rateria, Condealism, Hyderbourg, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu
The poll regarding REFORM has been removed as the amendment was passed by the Senate and President.
Special elections to fill Seat 4 and Seat 5 will begin as soon as there are candidates.
Rateria, Condealism, Uadilifu
I announce my candidacy for Seat 4 under the RLP
Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, Uadilifu
Post self-deleted by Pevvania.
Post self-deleted by Hyderbourg.
There are three days to announce a candidacy for senate.
Telegram [nation=short]miencraft[/nation]
Rateria, Condealism
Once the 4th and 5th seats have been filled, can we have the senators' party alliance beside them?
My pronouns are you/your/yourself so whenever someone tries to talk bad about me they'll insult their audience instead.
Republic Of Minerva, Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order, Uadilifu, Inissbeln
If you ate nothing but raisins would you die of dehydration
Rateria, Condealism, Uadilifu, Inissbeln
I propose a Mhomenism-Lewdianity merger. Together, our memes will be the dankest in all of Libertatem.
Rateria, Venomringo, Jadentopian Order
Even though i am half Jew (and antisemetism is a very shi.tty racist idea) i support the freedom of speech (ofcourse when someone's views don't harm others)
Miencraft, Pevvania, Uadilifu
Did I hear you say MEMES!!
For Dred sake have you not read the holy E-texts or attended a sermon at the temple?
Probably not because if you did you would know that the use of the word meme or possession of memes is a violation of supreme law #198!
Republic Of Minerva, Rateria
DRED HATH SPOKEN
Rateria
meem
Pevvania, Muh Roads, Rateria, Condealism
don't let your dreams become meems
Pevvania, Muh Roads, Rateria, Nay Hofn
Certainly. Antisemitism is a truly vile, ugly thing, but we need to bring it to the light if we're to eradicate it.
Miencraft, Rateria, Condealism, Nay Hofn, Uadilifu
meems are not only accepted but encouraged.
Who wants to commit crimes against the Republic with me?
Rateria, Condealism
I certainly agree, but I believe that freedom of speech shouldn't be restricted in any way, shape, or form because if you restrict one aspect then you leave the platform open to restrict other aspects as well...
Miencraft, Rateria, Nay Hofn
I think it's quite obvious at this point that our religions cannot peacefully coexist. This isn't over.
Rateria
Meem stealing is wrong, Hump! It's on the same level as blasphemy! The Holy Church church will have you crucified+
You will be assimilated!
nah
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Post self-deleted by Venomringo.
I agree, with the scripture of Lewdianity, and the memes of Mhomenism, we can rule the world.
Rateria, Condealism
The Great Accord of 2017 CE...May our memes bind well with our scriptures and our holy God shield us from the forces of the Epic Department - ameme.
Rateria, Condealism
Issue 110: Too Low On Laws, Say Citizens -- Various opinions have been brought to your attention over what your closest advisors are referring to as the ‘anarchy situation’.
Really? Govern yourselves people, or you most certainly will be governed by tyrrants.
No option to remove the socialist/statist infiltrators seeking to deprive people of their livelihood and freedoms that dumbs them down to proletariat snowflakery. Issue dismissed!
***Narland quietly offers incense to the household Shrine of the Enlightened Sage of the Oracles of Spooner after sweeping his home for bugs and surveillance equipment what might be left by welcomed infidels.***
Rateria
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