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Region: Libertatem
That is my favorite German poem, by the way. That's also a song about heartbreak after a loved one passes away.
Credo italiano di più colto di francese, signore di formaggio!
Also, the irony about that "man of cheese" line is Parmesan. Just. Parmesan.
And, man, Italian uses their "of" word a lot.
YAY
I require sleep so that I can put words together and make sound them like good wording.
Here's a German tongue twister that's fun to say (and makes you want to shoot yourself):
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid
Pas étonnant que vous avez appris plus italien que vous sale saucisse petite pizza manger aimer porc italien
Actually the only word in another language I know is bano. That should carry me far in life.
Hey guys! Sorry I was gone...
Actually, I have something weird to say. I dont want to sound used or easy, or that people can control me or anything. I also dont want to be some lind of tattle tale. This guy: [nation=ankha] told me to tell you all that this guy [nation=ipian] specifically told him to engage in political fraud as to get rid of Pevv, our dear president. I dont know why this would be or why Ankha told me to do it and tell you. He is a commie, so I dont know if its true, but there you go.
Hmm.
Yeah...Im equally oblivious to this.
Thank you for the info, kind stranger.
Im not a stranger, I think. Im residing here, as long as thats not bad...
Please prepare a report with everything you know. This is a very serious accusation and the Board will be forced to look into it. If this is true, the UCR has penetrated our politics and seeks to destroy us, that would mean War.
He's been here for like two days. He's your supporter.
I just telegramed Ankha. This is what he said. "I have np clue! He TGd me this morning and told me since I despise Pevv to go botch your elections. Ipian is some nation in your region. He sent me the voting info and all that. He said hed take care of it. I said yes I hate Pevv, but I care less for libertatem."
The Chairman's Report is up in the Gazette. Pretty powerful stuff.
Its a tear jerker.
Thats everything I know. Whats the UCR got to do with this?
I guess, I hvent decided on a candidate yet.
Have about the same info.
Can you give us the exact telegram?
So, Ankha has affirmed that Ipian told him to send puppets to vote for Hallo to ensure Pev would lose. He then told me that he refused because he "had a life". The Board will launch a full investigation, this could go many ways. but the most obvious is that Ipian is a foreign puppet here with the sole purpose of undermining the integrity of this election. Now in descending likelihood. He is a communist puppet. He is a fascist puppet. He is an allied puppet who doesn't like Pev. He is Hallo trying to get elected and used a puppet as to not incriminate himself. Or it is Pev to slander our enemies. We will review each of these theories.
i have telegrams between Ipian and I.
This also means we will be on puppet-alert this election. Only Citizens' votes will be counted and new Citizens may or may not be counted, this will be later decided.
Please disclose them, on behalf of the Board.
Yes sir.
I'm disappointed. I liked that guy.
sure. Here goes:
The People's Delegate of Ankha 10 hours ago Dear friend, I am glad to see that you are new on NS and are perauing new things! Though I dont approve of Libertatem and think most people there are greedy dirtbags, I am taking the good road and helping those people I so dearly despise. This man/women, [nation=ipian] asked me this morning to engage in political fraud and mess with yiur already corrupt politics. Ipian said since I dont like Pevv, which I dont, I should go and bring puppets into Libertatem and vote for Halo Islan. I am sorry that you are being pushed into this, but many others in libertatem are to corrupt to let this info out. Hopeful that your experiance is better than the integrity of many people in libertatem, Mat ANKHA
There you go.
Commies seem to have crappy grammar and spelling.
"Thanks :)" and "Haha cool" is all you got?
Guess so. Im not great either. Typing on an Ipad is awful.
Yeah. Sorry... I literally just cleaned out my inbox. I can summarise them to the best of my ability, though, if it will help.
Yes, that will help. Do you swear to paraphrase honestly, so help you Bathsheeba?
Yes.
So My first relation with him was yesterday, when he asked me to join his party. I declined, due to it's anti feminist and imperialist views. Then today, he told me he supported most of my ideas. I told him that I liked the cat on his flag, and the color scheme.
So he not only attempted to influence the region, but he tried to get you get under his wing. Whatever region sent him will be retaliated against.
You should by a keyboard for your iPad it make typing a whole lot easier.
Look. Someone is disliking all my posts. *Crys*
Heres something else:
People's Delegate of Ankha 2 minutes ago I'm sorry if I confused you. For the record, your grammer nazi annoys me. Anyway, Libertatem is unstable, the Board (Pevvs playdolls) is too, so I suggest you scout regions, but your choice anyway. Frankly I care little about libertatem and wish for people from there to stop contacting me. Mat ANKHA P.S. Im on an Ipad Air, I know how you feel as far as typing...
Hes a character.
Did he say why he wasn't TGing leadership? Has anyone else's received anything similar to this?
He did say that he believes that most others in Libertatem are "to corrupt to let this info out"
Cute.
Ankha form UCR?
No, he thinks we are all corrupt scumbags and thought Darpi was the only pure one.
The Board is not a Pevv Playdoll. maybe a few people on the board but not everyone!
Hey! I don't know who you're calling a playdoll.
Depends on how you define "playdoll"
I know those feels.
From* I guess, thats his region.
I feel like he was using me because Im new.
I dont think it is!
No one on the Board is a playdoll. I assume you are talking about me, but Pev and I disagree on a lot of issues involving the day to day governing of the region.
And i was going to attempt to end the War on Communism if i was ever elected President. If Ankha really did this that will be off my to do list.
i was not talking about you Humpy.
I can't believe you thought I was a traitor, Humpy. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
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Hallo is a traitor to my Nationstates Star wars Fan Club!
Yes he insulted us many times, but he helped us when he didnt have to, and he "despises Pevv".
Shouda thought about dat. *walks away and goes to talk to Amarican* Sup brah
Ill join..
That does sound like something he would do based on the brief time I spent in the UCR.
[quote=darpi;6060799]Yes he insulted us many times, but he helped us when he didnt have to, and he "despises Pevv".[/qu
Nicht mein Führer!
Keep yourselves and your powercorrupted carcasses out of the UCR. Thanks.
Solidarity,
ANKHA
Solidarity with Libertatem?
Yes comrade!
Well that was rude!
Not much,just got back from the Easter vigil at Church. how about yourself?
Damned Hippies.
Thank you, slanderous Commie Coward for helping us and insulting us at the same time. [insert derogatory term for male genitalia].
Not as rude as when V Ming used to drop by.
I went at 5.it was rather nice.
[Region=hippy haven] LOL
I'm doing just fine have you read the Chairman's Report?
Well the was very provocative.
Where do you find this report?
Clearly.
Stay away from that hellhole.
The Regional Newspaper. Some people don't have NS++. I'll post it.
I have not read it yet, I just got on and started talking and disliking everything hallo said to mess with him.
[B]Chairman's Report Released, Lukewarm Reception Expected From Libertatem Left[/B]
Last night, Humpherian offices released the Chairman's Report. Released right before the end of every term, it is something political aficionados look forward to every Board term. Below is the statement.
"This has been a particularly vibrant term in the Board of Libertatem. We started out incredibly strong with elections that boasted the highest voter and candidate turnout this region has ever seen. We saw in-party faction splits, the left separated from the right and the RLP came out on top. But we, as a region, moved past it. We moved forward. We were faced with our first major decision in the question of the War on Communism. In the face of international slander and a deep internal divide, we temporarily suspended our birthright. A dark day in regional history. Then, a bad situation got worse. As the Military Affairs Department began ending it's operations, a well-known citizen was given sensitive information. Who was it? The Time Alliance. He had earned the ability to be in on military operations, but what he did next ultimately led to his condemnation from this region. He went to our enemies in the form of a puppet and leaked all of our information. We were hit hard. But, like always, we recovered. This is our spirit. The spirit of a great region that can never, will never fade into obscurity. Our region was forged in the fire of passion, a passion for liberty and equality. In that fire was forged a sword, a mighty sword that this region has used to fight the evils of Communism and Totalitarianism, a sword which will continue to taste the vile blood, a sword that we must sharpen and drive into the heart of oppression, and a sword that has built our great region. The region that I am proud to call my home, we are all proud to call home. This region was built by the sword and will live by the sword. If we lay it down, we ask for death. We give up. I will never give up. We will never give up. For Liberty! For God and Glory! We are here, and we will remain. And in the face of adversity we need not surrender our values, but strengthen them. God bless you all. God Bless Libertatem!"
I know. Its kinda funny. Oh, commies, what to do...
I have ++, but Im on a tablet. Sorry. And thanks for posting it in advance.
Ankha's just grumpy because his region is falling apart. Serves him right.
Goddamn it
A nice piece. I just dont get it. But, Im new, so thats understood.
He likes puns and insults alot. Its weird and unhealthy.
If you read the message board its clear that their region has already fallen and blown away by the dust.
The Sword is the War on Communism. The rest is pride-stirring patriotism and advertisement.
Good night, Libertatem Night Owls.
*tumble weed blows through UCR RMB*
Ya. They are very......unfocused? (Best word I could find)
Oh....ok then. Who wrote it anyway? Whos the "chairman"?
Night, Humpy Bear.
Lol.
I am the Chairman of the Board.
I'll be here all week.
Ok...cool.
God no.
From The UCR RMB:
Aww thanks. I swear they play their own dumb little duck duck goose all day:
Power corrupt jerk, power corrupt jerk, power corrupt jerk, extra currupt jerk! *runs away like the prissy coward they are*
While, of course, theyre insulting each other with (quote "Humpy" (great nickname) "[male genitilia name]
Seconds ago: Ankha changed its national motto to "NEVER Help Libertatem (Scum Bag Central)".
They dare insult humpy! Now its on!
Poor Anhka threw a fit. Boo hoo.
Haha.
*two tumbleweeds roll through UCR RMB*
Figures, none of you feel bad do you? I kinda do. I shouldnt, but I do..whatever.
He made a point about the nickname Humpy...
Talk about rightist aggression, o wait UCR started this my bad......
Ipian really needs to talk. Have a good, long talk with us...
No, we don't feel bad. We didn't ask him to help us. It is the least he could he do after all that he has done. And yes. I take pride in my name, and the fact that he can't appreciate it's integrity.
It appears we have quite the diplomatic conundrum. Lol
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