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Region: Libertatem
remember to telegram miencraft about your running
Humpheria, Rateria, Gaelic Eire Nua
Hello,
I want to first thank the senate for passing The REFORM Act, especially its author, [nation]pevvania[/nation].
This bill is sure to reinvigorate the region and I'm happy that we are taking steps in the right direction.
With the passage of this bill, I am burdened to select a member of my cabinet as Vice-President of Libertatem.
I am happy to announce that the Vice-President of Libertatem will be [nation=short]Condealism[/nation].
Condealism has worked relentlessly beside me as Chancellor of State and is undeniably perfect for this position.
Telegram me with any questions.
Hyderbourg
Miencraft, Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Uadilifu, Inissbeln
get off my property you f*cking hippie
That's good enough. I'd really have preferred if Hyder didn't tell people to TG me, I'd rather have public record of everyone declaring their intent.
Rateria, The Aradites
Peace, love, and the pursuit of memes
Rateria
I forbid reform in the Church of Mhomen, heretics begone. Lewdites convert or bid yourselves away.
Rateria
Never! Our scriptures are simply too holy for your joke of a religion! Only your memes will be allowed into Lewdianity, if you choose to convert while you still have a chance!
Rateria, Condealism
I'm running for the 5th senate position, just for the record
Rateria, Condealism
what scriptures!? absolute lack of substance you have!
Rateria
they're in my factbook
Rateria, Jadentopian Order
I will be running for Senate on the platform of my new party, the Classical Liberal Party. It's stances are:
1) Classical Liberalism
2) Pro-Life
3) Non-interventionism
4) Pro-Free Trade
5) Encouraging new embassies
6) Active regional RP
6) Free Markets
7) Small Governmtns
8) Constitutionalism
9) Nationalism
10) Individual rights over community benefits
Hyderbourg
I can get behind the majority of this stuff, I'll consider joining you!
Gaelic Eire Nua
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_states_of_balloon/detail=factbook
Truly the text of the past, present, and future! Not only do we know it by heart, as it is the Holy Truth, we live by it everyday, heretic!
Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RANCID BLASPHEMOUS PIECE LITERATURE!
Rateria
I will be running for the fifth Senate chair on a platform of true Alt-Centrist ideology! The party and I both believe that pragmatism is the only way in achieving truly successful goals, instead of the current system based on pure ideology and not reality. If elected, I will ensure that I will vote on and write bills that I think will benefit Libertatem and her people - this party is the only party committed to remaining nonpartisan and not benefiting any party, but the people of Libertatem. If you pledge your sacred vote to me, then I assure you that I will be the most efficient, transparent, and pragmatic Senator in this region's existence. Thank you.
Condealism, Jadentopian Order
The Truth! Only truly enlightened people can read these scriptures to their full understanding! You will never understand, heretic!
Condealism
the scripture is dead jokes from over a year ago
that earthquake did happen though
Burn, heretic!
mhomen is the only truth!!! heretics be destroyed with pavement!
Rateria, Condealism
What kind of truth make a sane and rational person consider chopping off their own foot to end the suffering?
So be it! *And from this point forward, the 30 Years' War had begun*
Rateria
To my opponent of the AHM:
hahahanhahahahanhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Good luck!
Rateria
Whatever seems bizarre is merely taken out of context and interpreted wrong!
Praise beith!
Well you owe me a prosthetic leg.
You're the one who cut off their own foot, it's not my problem
hold the f*ck up
Sue me then! It says very clearly in the very small print at the end of the scriptures that any damage or self-harm done to oneself, as a result of reading this, is solely your fault and cannot be blamed on anyone, but yourself.
my nation is in the top 7% for both death rate and safety
Rateria, Venomringo
That just means Lewdianity is on the upswing!
Condealism
THAT IT IT!!!!
Meet me under the sandbox Tonight! 8:33 pm!
Bring your knee pads and your best dueling pistol!
Rateria
No, it's even worse. It's a four-way Thirty Years War.
Roadsians vs. Mhomenites vs. Dreddites vs. Lewdians.
Rateria, Condealism, Venomringo, Fascist Dred
*gets popcorn*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhvWr44s1bc
My money's on the Roadsians.
Muh Roads, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots
This is the kind of stuff that makes me wish we had Libertatem in EU4, by the way; could set up a big religious war mechanic with the four religions and have all the major countries beat the crap out of each other.
Rateria, Venomringo
My money's on anybody who isn't Dred.
Condealism
Welcome to the RLP, Balloon! We look forward to the next Senator from the 5th District serving Libertatem well!
We kind of can with the El Dorado DLC in EU4...It lets you make custom nations and stuff, which gives me an idea! We can create four nations in EU4 and name them whatever religion we want it to represent and we all battle it out!
Rateria
So be it.
So the nation representing Lewdianity will be called Lewdianity - Libertatem and whatnot! Kinda like Avatar when you think about it!
Rateria, Condealism
Mien, I read half of your sentence regarding EU4 that made me come up with my "idea" and now I just went back to reread it and you described exactly what I just said lol... Great minds think alike!
Rateria
I don't have the El Dorado DLC, but if you do and if you download OBS then you should record the battle in that software and upload it on Youtube for the region...
A quote from one of Dreds greatest heroes.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/125/496/b34.jpg
As Pope of the Lewd-Mhomenite union religion (We need a new name badly), I denounce any sort of religious conflict. The Lewdish people will not achieve their goal of recognition by violence. We would simply like to coexist (someone make a COEXIST sticker meme out of this) with all religions, including Orthodox Mhomenism.
Rateria, Condealism
Post self-deleted by Narland.
where can i get EU4 sans payment?
Mhomen-Lewdity 1:1
"And the great Pepe Condealism said, 'I propose a Mhomenism-Lewdianity merger. Together, our memes will be the dankest in all of Libertatem.', and so the two great religions merged to create a really cool religion that didn't have a good name yet."
Rateria, Condealism
Maybe you guys should name it "Lewdomenism".
Condealism, Jadentopian Order
I like that a lot actually, thank you!
Rateria, Condealism
o r t h o d o x m h o m e n i s m
Rateria, Condealism
***Sensing winds of ideological change, Narland camouflages his Household Shrine to the Venerable Sage of the Oracles of Spooner and hides all copies of the demi-semi-hemi-quasi-psuedo-sacred Anarcho-Capitalist Cookbook and Guerrilla Capitalism for World Peace Self-Help Guide in hopes the talk of merger doesn't break out into full scale religiousity wars.***
Rateria
I will not allow for this petty conflict to escalate to war.
Narland, Rateria, Condealism
Btw Sean has my endorsement, he will certainly be the best for this region.
Rateria, Condealism
Piratebay.
Alternatively, if you add me on Steam I'll just get you the basegame during the summer sale. No big deal.
Rateria
R O A D S I A N I S M
Muh Roads, Rateria
Ha you should be like us and already out law religion! That and built a wall we call "the Steel Drapes"
Narland, Rateria
He won't need the DLC either if someone with all of it is hosting either.
Rateria
HeywouldyoulookatthatwhohasalltheDLCit'sthisguythat'swho
But yeah that's not a problem.
Rateria, Venomringo, Jadentopian Order
o r t h o d o x l e w d i a n i t y
Rateria, Condealism
So if the religion is called Lewdianity, are the people called Lews?
Lewds?
I keep comparing Lewdianity and Judaism for some reason and now I want to call the Lewdians Lews.
Rateria, Condealism
Escellent! *** Resumes selling the Anarcho-Capitalist Cookbook at his franchised cool-aid stands at cutthroat prices and subsizing the difference with revenue from infomercials for the Guerrilla Capitalsim for World Peace University and equally named Self Help Guide. ***
Rateria
Lewds.
Rateria, Condealism
I've been saying the Lewdish people, so yeah, it would be Lew as a singular, and a group of them are Lews.
Rateria, Condealism
Lewdianity is Judaism confirmed. Never been prouder to be goy.
Rateria, Condealism
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
Great. Let's ally with the Roadist Inquisition to eliminate the anti-meme menace.
Rateria
Lewds!
Rateria, Condealism
oh sheeyit bois we vp
Miencraft, Rateria
Although, I guess it's also the only time I've ever been goyim.
Still. That counts.
Rateria, Condealism
Normally I would be fine with their beliefs and all, but being anti-meme is a threat to our way of life. DOWN WITH THE ANTI-MEME MENACE. Roadists, I offer you all an olive branch so that we may remove this threat to our society.
Rateria, Condealism
"Did you just assume my DLC?"
Miencraft, Rateria
Roadsian.
ROADSIANS.
Rateria, Condealism
I assumed my DLC. Check your cosmetic pack privilege.
Rateria
Sorry, we offer the capitalist Roadsters an olive branch.
Rateria
That is also an acceptable adjective.
It's one of my semi-preferred pronouns, so you dodged a bullet. Partially. It grazed you. Good enough.
Muh Roads, Rateria, Condealism
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY COSMETIC PACKS?
Sorry, Rhodesians.
Rateria, Condealism
We're rude, we're crude, we're lewd, and we're good... at politics. Who the hell are you gonna call when the dredded drednoughts of dred try to take away our precious memes?
Rateria
FITE ME IN CRUSADER KINGS BOYO I'LL SEDUCE YOUR FAMILY SO HARD THAT IN TWO GENERATIONS IT'LL BE INBREEDING.
Rateria
Someone should really be documenting the Religious Crisis of 2017, by the way.
Someone.
Not me though.
Someone else.
Rateria, Condealism
Lewdomenism 2:1
"And the Great Scholar Rateria crafted the most pleasant name for Mhomenism-Lewdianity merger named Lewdomenism. Henceforth, the eternal Pope Jaden, Pepe Condealism, and the Great Inquisitor Sean set forth on a pilgrimage to the Holy Meme City of Libertatem to master the faith and bring back teachings to the great followers of Lewdomenism and to crucify any Anti-Meme menaces."
Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order
gotcha
Miencraft, Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order
If Roads weren't already god, you'd be god.
Rateria, Condealism, Venomringo
A fun game is to see how quickly you can kill the King.
Miencraft, Rateria
Who the hell are you talking about /s
Rateria
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=823321 :)
Rateria, Condealism
Post self-deleted by Narland.
Lewdomenism 2:2
"As The Great Inquisitor Sean was on his journey to the Holy Meme City of Libertatem, Pepe Condy and Pope Jaden were meeting with the Rho- err-Roadsians in an effort to convince them to join forces against the evil Dreddites. Memes were a way of life for the Lews, and the Dreddites wanted to take them away."
Rateria, Condealism, Venomringo
Narland is a land of Liberty because of its Reformed Theological Roots of Pioneering Puritans (Alternate History). To deny God is to Deny Liberty. Only Godless Unbelieving Statist would try to destroy the light of Liberty so brightly shining from the City on the Plains. United Socialist States of Communisim tear down those steel drapes! :) We have some nice red teak slated Venetian drapes to sell you.
Order now and we will send 100,000 copies of the Anarcho-Capitalist Cookbook for free! Wait, there's more! If you say you saw this in Libertatem we will throw in 100,000 copies of the Guerilla Capitalism for World Peace Self Help Guidebook for only 2 million ounces of .999 fine gold at no extra shipping cost.
Rateria
Okay, who's running for what seats so far?
Miencraft should know.
Another thing, you cannot just say you have a political party and run under that party!
Telegram me with what party you want to start and I can add it to the list.
Right now there are two parties, if you aren't with one of them, you are independent.
If you don't want that, TELEGRAM ME.
Rateria, Condealism, Jadentopian Order
that's where you're wrong statist
Rateria
All that's been documented so far:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=823330
Rateria, Condealism
4: Humpheria vs. Yakian
5: Balloon vs. VenomRingo
Waiting for Gaelic to tell me which seat.
Rateria
Can you also put party affiliations?
Rateria
Post self-deleted by Miencraft.
Wuh-oh.
In order: RLP, I, I, ACA.
Rateria, Condealism
Why the hell is this poll so long. Goddamnit Condy I should not have given you poll power.
Rateria, Condealism
ROUND TWO OF THE MOST ONE SIDED ELECTION IN IRU HISTORY!
Rateria, Condealism
I literally can't make it any shorter for at least another two updates.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S LIBERTATEM HISTORY NOW.
This is why I hate you heretics. Can't even wait a day before you do stuff.
Rateria, Condealism
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