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Region: Libertatem
I wish the Purge was real.
I had a nightmare about that
I would be one of the people that locked up the house, but it's a fun concept.
You know what I would the Purge for? A free meal... and something else I won't say or I might be judged for it.
Ooh I wanna know now
You disgust me.
Tell me.
I wish I didn't see my back door being sucked closed by the wind and then blown back open during the storms today. I would Purge for proof it wasn't a tornado that was in the storms.
1. Join the club.
2. Why?
The Purge...where murder is legal. And you want one?
If all of the benefits they claim happen are plausible, why not. How is it different from war in the name of national benefit?
And not neccessarily everyone would kill.
Yep. Throw away smarts and Morales to lower the crime rate.
I'd want to take an aircraft for a damage survey to find what happened in the storms in a Purge.
And increase the security industry, and lower unemployment, raise the gdp, and decrease the deficit.
How so.
Mass theft could cause an economic disaster.
Murder could cause some problems when it comes to jobs, the killing off of richer people.
Corporate Crimes would also be legal.
Increasing the security industry? So because if the threat of the purge the rich could afford security detail when they could be using it on something else. Sounds like a perverted broken window.
Lower unemployment? How by killing people with jobs. If anything the theft would cause less money intake by stores decreasing employment
How would those last two work then?
So you see TTA, Hump's talking in theory
In theory it doesn't even make sense.
Which is why the movies do horrible. They try to seem smart when really they are extremley flawed.
Yeah.
ACHTUNG!
On zhe 28.7.2014, Libertatem marched into The Union Of Red Nations in goose-stepping spurred patent leather riding boots to crush it and rule it vizh a riding crop clutching leather gloved iron fist.
Led by ze brilliant general Minerva, ze execution vas nearly flawless.
HEIL FRIEDMAN!
And Hollywood has a leftist bias.
Dis iz true.
Hollywood is full of directors who come up with ideas that are stupider in real life than in script.
This is what tta calls a Libertarian Fascist.
Even the fascist regions think we are fascist? What is this?
Who are you?
Why is this?
Libertarian Fascist?
I see no way to combine the two
...
but I'll find one now.
Lol why the Vs and Zs
My brother literally speaks German, that isn't what it sounds like.
I am parodying the founder of The Greater German Reich. Humor is lacking with this one.
That place is a hellhole.
I wanna go there as a centrist.
Doesn't look bad to me.
Hallo can you get me my Libertarian pills? They help me with the time I was being brainwashed in another region to go into fascism. The mess are on your end table.
Well, they banjected Hallo's brother. So I don't know how you'll do any better.
Unless you are secretly a nutzi by heart, TTA, and didn't tell us this whole time?
Pills not mess*
Looks like Slavya got owned...again.
I was really angry when Sicarus took Tofuline.
I can fake being worse than a Nazi frankly.
I still have my INGSOC party in storage ready to whip out if I ever needing.
I can fit in. I just would have to not take my Libertarian meds.
I can basically pretend to be any ideology almost. Give me any ideology I can whip out an awesome party, flag and other OOC info for it easily.
He really can, actually.
I can't do that. I could never be a commie. My capitalism and my American Nationalism stick out too much.
Need a Communist, Socialist, Monarchist, Stalinist, Fascist, Neo-Nazi, Neo-Conservative, ot any spy. I gotcha covered.
I can pretend easily. If Libertatem ever needs a spy. I'm your man.
TTA be a good boy. Let's see you pretend to be that.
Like how you pretend to be straight.
Shush. Don't think I can't easily do that. I have a BDSM Submissive thing.
I was responsible for one of the collapses of ucr. Although tsar knew I was a Capitalist but he hid that from the ucr people.
Problem is though. If I pretend to be something for too long my mind will literally adapt to think in said way. I've done it before.
Hallo and I can help with that.
How?
We have a drug that we have made.
Beat you with a tree branch until you have PTSD and are afraid of everything obvi.
What is it?
That's not nice.
Lol that could work too hallo.
Rapatorine
No. Let's not.
And that is?
Aw
What about the stapler?
No please.
But hallo is love hallo is life.
I don't have a problem with this, actually.
It knocks you out or it makes you more willing to do what others say.
Well I don't really need that drug....Im willing to do what others tell me to do. I'm very submissive. Until it comes to social life and politics.
I don't want him to staple me.
Rape ator ine
Rape predator ine
...
He doesn't mean it he just wants to get your blood flowing.
There are two ways I can take this comment.
I'm messing with you tta.
I know you are.
But yes I'm rather submissive in ways.
That explains why you are not an Anarchist.
Eheh
Eh.
I meant submissive relationship wise. Not politically. But I guess that does tie that knot.
My experience with GGR:
After leaving:AAACHTUNG!
HEIL HITLER!
Vhy did you leave zhe evil Reich of My beloved Führer?
SIEG HEIL!
Kronprinzessin, Stellvertreterin des Führers und Reichsführerin-ᛋᛋ
The Greater German Reich
My response: I got bored watching you idiots play make-believe Nazis. The replacing T's with Z's and W's with V's thing is f*cking obnoxious, by the way. I don't care how "Genuine" you are trying to look.
Later: Abusing other players is against site rules, whether it's on a regional message or telegrams. Your telegram privileges are revoked for a week.
I fell asleep at three o clock. I awoke at six. I can no longer sleep. I am not amused.
I just woke up. I am going to see Hercules in theater today. I don't like theaters...
I can go in your place, I mean, it's no big deal.
Lol
It would be a long flight just to see one movie for you.
You don't know my life, you don't know my story. If it was free, I would fly anywhere for a chicken wing for gots sakes. For a movie, oh yeah.
Yeah it's not free. I am going to see the movie and pray to God it isn't bad. I haven't been to a theater in 2 years and I am going today and then again in like 2 weeks. Hercules and The Expendables 3. I know the Expendables 3 will be awesome so I am not worried about that.
Is that one with the badass old dudes?
Yes. But this time they are adding more badass young dudes. And a chick...who is an MMA fighter
I like it when they can fight. Just kidding, probably.
Yup. What kind of language does it look like my nation speaks? I'm debating on new flags and whatnot.
I have to see this.
I feel like your people speak a Baltic language.
Premeires August 15th in the USA.
Pevident! I want a two-minute recording by 12:00 EST.
Ugh, fine I'll wait.
*plays the spoons*
You won't be disappointed. Ever seen the first too?
Hi guys.
I'm quite surprised to see [nation=short]Right-Winged Nation[/nation] winning by such a large margin, considering the scandal that he has been involved in and the superior résumé of his opponent.
Morning Pev! Eating lunch? Lol
Hi Roads. Nope. Just went out for breakfast and to go on a little shopping trip. It's Arnie Day on Wednesday, so my little brother's coming over so we can waste the day eating chicken and watching Schwarzenegger films :D
We're not happy about CI and the way he talks about us elsewhere.
That sounds so much better than going to work. Like 10000 times better. Have fun! :D
Ah.
Yeah, I've had a little trouble finding a new job lately so don't remind me. Thanks :)
Sorry :(
Come out to North Dakota! It's an employment wonderland!
Yeah. I've heard fracking is doing pretty well over there.
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