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Region: Libertatem
You think the msm cares about facts and numbers? They care about one thing putting their Democrat allies in power
Narland, Miri Islands
We need occupational political parties:
Cow Inseminator Party 2024
Narland, Rateria, Nosam Republic, Miri Islands
Free Soil Party 2024
Free soil for all!
Rateria
cow simulator 2024
a cow could climb stairs better than joe biden
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=118962
This boy really do be pretending to be me.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Auxorii, Rateria, Mienkrahft
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Rateria, New Tampa
Which one is for real? This is very unsettling
Narland, Auxorii, Rateria
When the impersonator is dubious.
There is one imposter among us.
Miencraft, Narland, Rateria
"You inform the World Assembly that The Republic of The United States of Patriots will no longer participate in its corrupt, hollow debates. From this moment forward, your nation is on its own."
Those Commies ruined my tax rates.
Narland, Auxorii, Rateria
Hell of a ride while it lasted.
Narland
I leave the WA the most influential member (according to the meaningless influence stat) of Libertatem, with three stints as the WA representative of Libertatem.
I may rejoin at a later date, but I have taxes to cut
Narland
Auditors from the World Assembly have decided to pay a visit to assess how much Highway Eighty-Eight should pay to fulfill its annual donation to the organization. The problem? The law regulating the donations operates as if it isnt voluntary, and the number theyre quoting is causing your accountants to faint.
The Debate
I know the language of the resolution says donation, but its a mandatory donation. Here, look at the third definition from the top, asserts your Chief Legal Advisor, shoving a dusty, leatherbound book under your nose. And theres all the legislative history from the debates what isnt censored out, at least. We have a legal and moral obligation to obey international law. Besides, the last thing we want is to be noncompliant with the World Assembly. The repercussions would be unthinkable.
Accept
How could a donation possibly be mandatory? snorts your Minister of Finance. Pseudo-legal claptrap, if you ask me. Now, we cant break the law, obviously, but look at how many zeros there are in that number. A lot, thats how many. The law clearly needs a little tweak. Lets have our World Assembly ambassador write up a quick repeal and replacement. The international community couldnt possibly be opposed to some common-sense reform, right?
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I think I have a solution for you, the Most Holy Gas Gauge, whispers Desmond Snow, President and CEO of the Agency for Creative Solutions. These rules about donations are really more like guidelines anyway. Look, if you change a few numbers in the books, they wont have anything to take. Here, we can just erase this zero carry the seven and now youre in the red! As long as no one looks too closely at the books, you probably wont suffer terrifying reprisals. In fact, well even do this one for free, if you make us your exclusive government accounting service. He smiles, showing far too many teeth.
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Who gives an empty sack about international law? exclaims radical radio pundit Kate Bone, who just shouldered her way into your office. For too long the World Assembly and its bureaucratic gnomes have leeched off our glorious nations hard work! They regulate our businesses into the ground with their child labor and environmental protection laws, involve themselves in our affairs with their feel-good anti-slavery legislation, and then they want us to empty the treasury into their bottomless bar tabs! Resign now and get rid of em all, I say! She eyes up a nearby security guards weapon. By any means necessary.
Accept
The WA will legislate mandatory fun camps
Office of the Puppet Master of the New Marionette Order
Greetings to all.
New Tampa
Greetings, dear Puppet Master.
Mienkrahft
Man this nation is some funky stuff.
>nation page doesn't think nation has any factbooks
>Marionette dispatch is seven years old
>nation has apparently only been around for a year and a half
>presumably has had my name in a ghost dispatch for longer than Mienkrahft itself has existed
What in the what even is this
Narland, Auxorii, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, New Tampa, Nosam Republic, Mienkrahft
This is madness
Miencraft, Narland, Auxorii, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Nosam Republic
And I sent you a telegram a year ago but I don't remember a reply from you, or maybe you sent it and it got lost in the recruitment telegrams.
https://i.ibb.co/9vKCCKz/image.png
Rateria
So what is the history of your nation then?
Rateria
One day I was wandering through nationstates and I came to a region (I don't remember the name), then I saw a nation that had ceased to exist called "Minekraft" and the name was available and I said "wow, I have the nation with the name of minekraft (not minecraft but very similar and very cool) but just when I created it I realized that it was not minekraft but "Mienkrahft".
And that extinct nation may have been Miencraft's puppet, but he doesn't remember it.
The end :)
Auxorii, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, New Tampa
So whats the deal with the ~8 year old factbook, then?
Since the nation ceased to exist and I took its name, the fact books and posts in the rmb of the past nation belong to me.
Edit: Well, they don't belong to me, they just appear under my name.
I think that is awesome
Auxorii, New Tampa, Mienkrahft
If any nge (non-government employee) or a businessman, did the exact same thing especially if they were not a media darling (like Weinstien (sp)), it would be national news for months. Those same people that are covering for Cuomo would be virtue signalling from their Twitter accounts how more caring they are by demanding "justice."
I want to know who the supposed experts who put the directive in the "guidelines" to be criminally negligent. Why are they in positions of authority to make such deranged directives? I want to know who they are and how they got their "jobs," so they can be removed and psychologically evaluated for sanity.
New Tampa
So true. Notice a pattern. If anyone else deceived a vulnerable senior into thinking they were fit for a position to facilitate ulterior motives to their own benefit, they would under investigation. Not so with the ruling elite. What they are doing to Joe Biden is elder abuse.
oh no, the mienkrafts, they are MULTIPLYING
Miencraft, Narland, Rateria, New Tampa, Mienkrahft
Got into a heated discussion with a co-worker, he's an extremely liberal type. He said: "America is not worth fighting for". Why are liberals like this
Auxorii, New Tampa
Because they aren't taught their own history and culture in context. They are taught a Marxist dialectic to usher in Socialism and the Revolution to follow -- burn everything to the ground so that utopia may arise. One has to be taught to hate themselves and others in order to do that.
He isn't a liberal, he's an illiberal who has been tricked into thinking he is one. A liberal Democrat (classical liberal) promotes liberty and equality with a strong safety net even though the safety net they want is unworkable, unconstitutional and does more harm than good. He might not be as left as the Leftist who rioted, looted, and burned down Democratic Party held cities all Summer, but America is worth fixing.
Auxorii, The United States Of Patriots, New Tampa, Miri Islands
During a severe weather outbreak yesterday, weather sirens raised the alarm about the incoming danger. However, that didnt seem to concern residents, who had grown all too used to constant tests and malfunctions associated with the aging system. Following dozens of fatalities, a discussion has arisen regarding the best method to warn the public about approaching weather threats.
The Debate
Im tired of weathering weather sirens! shouts storm survivor Anna Fforde, still wearing her soggy raincoat. Im in my house, glued to my phone, when I thought I heard a train. Turns out, it was no train; it was a twister coming straight at me! Sure, I heard the sirens, but they go off all the time! Instead of listening out for old sirens, we should get official weather alerts through our phones. I mean, people definitely wont ignore their cell phones!
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Well, not everyone has a cell phone, and what if its battery dies in the middle of a storm, what then? questions Highway Eighty-Eight Emergency Management spokesperson Doug Mason. The biggest advantage to sirens is that we can assure that they will always work... as long as they arent old, malfunctioning, or whatever. It should be clear that a refit of the siren system is on the radar. All we need to do is update them to be more... attention-grabbing. Im sure citizens wont ignore weather sirens if we replace the wail with, say, a blood-curdling scream!
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Why is it the governments responsibility to warn us of incoming life or death situations? rants well-known libertarian political speaker Kendall Smithers, failing to intervene as her infant picks up a nearby nail gun. Its the responsibility of the individual to ensure their own safety. We shouldnt be wasting Roadshekels maintaining a faulty, hardly-used system. I say we let the old siren system die, save ourselves some money, and call it a day. If the average motorist doesnt have enough common sense to take caution when the weather gets bad, then I forecast that Highway Eighty-Eight has a far bigger problem.
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New Tampa, Mienkrahft
I just realised that the names of the "Enemy Within" easter egg issues are all Beatles song
Narland
While we are getting rid of Jim Crow era filibuster, lets get rid of all legacies of Jim Crow starting the 17th amendment that turned the Senate from an august body representing the State Legislatures and the People of the States themselves, then nobody would care if there was or was not a filibuster. Turning our US Senate into a redundancy of the Congress was one of the worst things that Progressives had done to damage our Republican form of government that protects of from the corruption of despots, oligarchs, and mob mentality from within and without the country.
While we are getting rid of the last vestiges of Jim Crow, we should get rid of the 16th amendment. Force Congress to tax us all equitably or not at all.
...(G)overnment isn't the solution to the problem. Government is the problem. -- Ronald Reagan.
Miri Islands
Personally, I think if those virtue signallers were really serious about getting rid of the vestiges of Jim Crow, they should start by dismantling their own Democratic Party. But they aren't interested in changing their stripes. They seem more interested in misdirection, obfuscation, and the politics of remaining in power through dialectic determinism than truth, justice, and any segmentation of humanity they purport to care about.
Miri Islands
Who do you think the Republicans will run against Harris in 2024?
Rateria
Trump
Narland
No way he's gonna go through that hell again
I think the better question is which republicans will run for the primary.
To that, I think DeSantis may.
Rateria
I wouldnt be surprised. Ive read that he was positioning himself for a potential presidential run in the event that Trump doesnt run again. Well have to see what happens in the 2022 gubernatorial race first, of course.
New Tampa
***anecdote alert***
I think it funny as a small child in the 60s a Beatles song was playing an out of date Beatles number over an AM Transistor radio (I think it was, "She Loves You"). An Aunt turned it off in a huff. My Great-Grandmother interjected, "I was listening to that!" My aunt (in her 20s) complained that it was devil music. My Great-Grandmother (in her 90s) said, "Tosh!, Devil music is the two-step at private barn-dances where they get pickled and rip each other's clothes off!" I was told to leave the room, and they continued their argument.
***end anecdote alert***
Rateria
I am sure Trump will throw his hat in the ring, if only just to again have a luncheon with two scoops of ice cream when everyone else has but one. That is something I would do if I had been abused, slandered, and libeled has horrifically as Trump. Then I would hold my person to person Q&A sessions with the craven press not near a running helicopter (Marine-1), but strategically placed next to a running C-130 turbo-prop at a high wine.
Rateria
If I were president, instead of one press secretary answering all the questions, I would have a panel. It would be made up of no-nonsense guys like Adam Corolla, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, Trey Parker, Peter Schiff, Mike Rowe, and a weekly random Duck Dynasty cast member. They would take the question, discuss it amongst themselves, and then give a fitting response. They would be instructed to treat any irresponsible press questions like a heckle. The better they handle the hecklers the higher the wage. The more comedic the response the higher the end of the week bonus.
Rateria
I would just make Trump my press secretary, and give him no information regarding any topic at hand
Narland, Rateria
One of my family members (a yung-un) thought that the press secretary should be someone dressed in mascot like in the "Masked Singer." If the press behaves they get a big reveal, and it goes on to the next Masked Press Secretary.
Rateria
anyone would be better than circle back psaki
Miencraft, Narland, Nosam Republic
What's funny is the media was mocking Trump's press secretary for saying uh or um, before giving specifics and saying: oh she doesn't know the answer to basic questions
Miencraft, Narland, Auxorii
Alex Jones is right more often than not and he has said some crazy stuff
Narland, Miri Islands
When he is right he is spot on. Unfortunately when he is wrong he is off the charts. And he capitulated to the Sandy Hook controversy.
Auxorii, Nosam Republic, Miri Islands
well cases are going.down in Texas but that wont stop fraudi et al from being prophets of doom
Yep, newsom is "listening to the experts" despite the recall effort
is this nation ranking thing the April Fools joke this year?
yes
I rank suprisingly high
I have no ranking on my page, weird
Best in Libertatem, baby
But we all knew that.
I guess it's because you've not been in a matchup yet
A game mod is the best nation in the world. Very cool.
Happy Thank Your Politician Day.
Call, write, or smoke signal your elected officials and let them know that you were thinking of them all day on April 1st.
I won this contest by a lot!!
Auxorii
Rigged election!
Auxorii
try and board a delta flight or buy a beer at a MLB game without an ID. Oh wait, you cannot. Whoops guess that means their rayyyyyyycist.
Narland, Miri Islands
April Fool's day is great, but then I hide.
I can think of nothing more racist then the local lieberry. I have to show two forms of ID, and a recent power bill or rental receipt to get a card. For the card to remain valid, I must show proof of address each year that I still live in the tax district.
The logic of the left is amazing to me.
The logic of the left is the abuse of logic, or lack thereof by a dialectic determinism bereft of truth and objectivity. Its purpose is to spin any story to its most believable untruths for never ending moving goalposts. Its end is to gain power and control over the institutions of society by propagating civil discord by whatever means (race, class, sex, opinion) to institute any form of Statist Socialism so that the inevitable Marxist Revolution can arise. They must both destroy the greatest deterrent to abject Marxism -- the resilient fabric of a relatively well educated, content electorate in a relatively peaceably free and open society by limited government (Liberty), just due process (Equality); and to miseducate the next generation of the once free West into an unthinking, unreasonable mob of ingrates who will happily destroy what others have, instead of taking the effort to earn it for themselves.
Amazingly, PT Barnum said, "There is a sucker born every minute." but no-one ever seems to think it applies to them. Because violent revolutions that promise Utopia, what must do so by lies, cheats, frauds, theft, coercion, murders, pillaging, and burning everything to the ground are soooo persuasive. In there minds and in the supposed the name of "The Workers of the World" such treachery is going to magically poop rainbows and unicorns whereof the Marxian new man arises that give all according to his abilities, and only takes what little he needs, and everyone is happy little cogs in the machinery of a pervasive and perpetual Marxist State. A nearly inescapable place where the State owns everything and you own nothing--not even your own opinions. If you are not happy you are obviously defective and need to be replaced.
Miri Islands
Happy Easter!
***miscellaneous ramblings alert***
I am still unaccustomed to the church practice. I grew up with Christian traditions that do no celebrate it or Christmas (Society of Friends, Pentecostal etc). But am currently attending a non-denominational congregation that does.
***end miscellaneous ramblings alert***
New Tampa
The South Park Easter special is probably the best thing that aired for Easter.
Protect Snowball
happy Easter everyone! He is Risen!
Narland, The United States Of Patriots
https://youtu.be/jlPlZXcPdrQ
Yes, He is risen indeed.
Every post you make is perfection I just wish it could be boiled down to a soundbite
Auxorii
Jesse Kelly is a REALLY smart dude and more on the right need to listen to what he says
are we really surprised that corporate execs are so woke? they have spent 25 years in our education system hearing America sucks and attending diversity seminars teaching white, straight men with values are horrible
Narland
It appears I've inspired rebellion against mask rules at work. I've stopped wearing a mask and when a manager tells me to put one on I just say no and they've stopped asking. Now 3 others have stopped wearing masks
Narland
interesting.
in what type of service do you work in?
Good
Miencraft, Narland, Miri Islands
Restaurant, its people in back of house who didn't wear the mask properly anyway. Front of house people are sadly stuck with Karen types
Narland, New Tampa
it is my moral duty to roll my eyes whenever i hear the words "libertarian to fascist pipeline"
Narland, Republic Of Minerva, The United States Of Patriots
I've always thought it was more of a fascist to libertarian pipeline. That was my path, anyway.
Narland
there is nothing about libertarianism that is more amenable to fascists, I would argue that socialism is at it shares the fascist desire for state control, the only reason a fair amount of "libertarians" became fascists was because they were jumping to the most popular non mainstream ideology at the time.
Narland
Personally I'd only go to a restaurant in which its waiters wore masks. Not so much because of Covid but because I know you spit in my food, damnit!
Narland, New Tampa
I think it's a frustration thing, while libertarians know they're right they want to see results and mainstream libertarianism isn't giving it. Libertarians have some fantasy that they can make authoritarianism go away if they play by the rules no matter how stacked they are against them. They see the fascist rhetoric of revolution and destruction of marxism and draws the frustrated libertarian to it with the hope that maybe it can be reformed if they have a seat at the table. That's my idea of it
Skaveria
I drove into the californicated boise for some shopping. Boise's fascist mayor (technically she is a neomarxist (but that is a distinction without a difference)) still has an unlawful mask mandate on the city businesses. I only put on a mask if a store worker asks. Locally owned small businesses usually don't. It is the big-box stores like Lowe's and Home Depot that usually get bent out of shape.
In the parking lot of one store was a 4x4 3/4 ton pickup with a flagstaff in the fifth-wheel hitch. There was a large flag blowing in the breeze that read, "Frack Biden" in large print. In smaller print underneath were the words, "And frack you for voting for him!" Except it wasn't the word frack, but something not PG-13.
While inside the store it was easy to find the owner of the pickup. He and his better half (besides myself and company) were the only one's not wearing masks. He was a war vet who had one of his legs blown off. I thanked him for his service, and told him that while personally I wouldn't use those exact words, I share his sentiments. He thanked me, and we went on our way.
Addenda: We did get glares from a pair of Debras (Debras are the local subspecies of Karens in this biome).
New Tampa
That is kind of like being frustrated with being a veterinarian so pipelining to butcher or meatpacking.
That's only at Burger King
Only the classiest joints spits on da grill. Thats hows theys knows that da grill is hot. An' I'se knows classy. -- Bad Detective Fan Fiction
i wonder how the never trumpers like joe walsh feel now?
I just now learned that Jews cant be citizens in this region and Im outraged
The anti-semetism in this region is so toxic.
Is "Never-trumper" synonymous with pro-Biden?
Almost always
Narland
I was referring to GOPErs like Joe Walsh who were so anti-Trump that they would consider voting for Biden. They were anti-Trump not because of his policies but more his personality. I will admit that even I as an ardent Trump supporter did cringe at times when he decided to run his mouth instead of letting the opponent destroy themselves. One notable example was Trumps attacks on Brian Kemp the gov of GA. I actually like Kemp not only for the new voter laws but also for his covid response which was so widely criticized but ended up being the right choice. But to cap off my winding rant I would take Trump for his policies over Biden any day.
Narland
I wouldn't say so. There's a not so insignificant amount of people, like myself, who wouldn't think to throw their hat in with either tyrant.
Narland
I didnt vote for Trump and think hes a terrible person and corrupt bastard. I dont support the president.
Vichtander, Rateria, Jadentopian Order
Hence the almost
Narland
The almost is key
Narland, Nosam Republic
I just can't see why someone would hate trump over his personality. Sure he's brash and he sounds like an arrogant prick but he was extremely effective at his job and delivered most of his promises which is shocking considering he was running on making every populists fantasy world a reality
Miencraft, Narland
Oopsie daisies.
Miencraft, Vichtander, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots
Well I definitely miss Trump
Narland, Miri Islands
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