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Region: Libertatem
Vowels are for landlubbers, no?
The true pirate uses only apostrophes!
T's act'u'ly mar' re'list'c if ya jes speak'n low growls, l'k so:
Rrrrrr.
That's how it's supposed to be ^_^
Roger that, Jolly Roger.
I'll answer you in a minute. I'm thinking carefully.
Classic avoidance tactic.
TTA: 3 Pev: 0
I feel amazing for some reason. (No I'm not high. I swear)
Einsiev doesn't do drugs! Vote Einsiev for Seat Five!
(I don't know. Just bored, I guess.)
You could say . you got Board .
Anybody? Huh?
As far as you know! I mean...............................never mind.
I'm honestly thinking....
Okay Pev.
So you wished to cut Agriculture, defense and Energy budgets?
What about IRS NSA-CIA and DoHS budget cuts?
You iz be so punny.
Hey, I make the puns here! I demand to see your Manager!
...Wait, that would be me, or one of the other two here.
If you want to get technical that'd just be Humpy, since he's the one at the head of the Board.
He's the one with the big Chair, man.
But does he have a major in Italian leadership?
Geddit, because, Ity = Italy. Heh.
lolololololololololololololololololololoolololololololloololloloolololololololololollolololololoololol I literally laughed out loud like an idiot when I saw that.
My plan eliminates the DoHS. I'll agree to abolishing the IRS and CIA.
wat?
CIA should be reformed, not cut. They're important.
Major - Ity - Leader
I meant NSA. I agree, the CIA is very important.
What about the NSA?
Amen!!! No IRS or NSA!!!
Sure, I'm on board for that.
das you brah
That was the joke.
😃 goodness I'm crazy today.
You may need to call an Attorney; General-ly speaking, people sue for bad jokes like that.
Well then Pev. For the first time I believe.
We agree on a budget.
You call?
Your jokes are going to kill me... Can't breath when laughing.
If ever we throw a Political Party, I'll be the stand-up comic.
Hooray! The Pev-TTA budget has passed!
FY 2015 Budget Plan
Outlays
*Cuts DoD from $665 billion to $290 billion
-Eliminates the NSA and merges some of its functions into the CIA.
*Eliminates the Department of Agriculture.
*Eliminates the Department of Education and repeals all federal education legislation.
*Eliminates the Department of Energy, and transfers some functions to the states and other federal agencies.
*Eliminates the Department of Homeland Security.
*Eliminates the Department of Labor and privatises unemployment insurance.
*Eliminates the Department of Transportation.
*Abolishes the IRS
Changes in outlays:
$3.7 trillion to $2.78 trillion.
$1 trillion worth of cuts made.
Revenues
*Bottom 80% of Americans now permanently exempt from income tax.
Changes in revenues:
$3.03 trillion to $2.92 trillion. $112 billion revenue loss.
FY 2014
Receipts: $3.03 trillion
Outlays: $3.7 trillion
Deficit: $700 billion
FY 2015
Receipts: $2.92 trillion
Outlays: $2.78 trillion
Surplus: $141 billion
You need to calm down. I've already gotten my oxygen tank out.
If you were to run for US Pres. I'd totally vote for you.
Who knows, maybe I'll run for Governor some day ^_^
As would I. I don't even think it's possible for him to run, but I'd totally vote for him.
It's completely illegal. Wouldn't stop me.
Y'all are determined. Dang.
But seriously, here are my political aspirations.
10 yrs from now: Indiana State Senate (R)
16 yrs: US House (R)
20 yrs: US Senate (R)
32 yrs: President of Indiana University Bloomington
42 yrs: President (L)
46 yrs: President (L-again)
Unlikely, but I hope it all comes true.
The amount of non-citizen voting is too damn high.
Real numbers are 10-7. So yeah.
Since there are only about 10 minutes left, I'm going to congratulate Alchandria early.
Me too. Congrats on your victory, Alchandria.
Congrats Alchandria! It was a fair race!
Einsiev congratulated his opponent with no hard feelings! WE MUST VOTE FOR HIM
I just want to troll and vote for Einsiev to tie the race at the last minute.
........CI............
Consult the Helix Fossil
It won't tie it....
Yep.
CONGRATS TO THE RLP CANDIDATE ALCHANDRIA FOR WINNING ERECTIONS THIS TIME!
*Mumbled to self* why'd everyone change votes in the middle of the election.....
Your words, not mine.
Yeah it would, the two noncitizens aren't being counted it's 10-8.
Erections?
Not to mention Alchandria made a puppet to vote for himself a couple of minutes ago.
There was one noncitizen on each side.
Hmm, was I the one that was not a citizen?
Nope. Two on Alch's side. Luxembourge and Userus (Alchandria's puppet)
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......Dang Auto correct
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Nice.... Alchandria why? Why would you do that?
*Urerus
I don't know; you aren't very active. Are you on the list?
It was going to be a fair race.
I don't think the puppets matter.....
He practically cheated.
If he committed voter fraud, you are obligated under the FRAUD Act to hold trial to find the truth. That's your job as Attorney General.
Einsiev speaks out against corruption, let's elect him our President instead.
Jk. Idk.
Uhh, that's a great question. I check in here often, but I'm not sure I'm actually a citizen.
Time to apply.
He is running already.
Yup.
Oh, really? How interesting.
Well, discounting non-citizens, the race ended 10-7, and then if TTA wishes to push voter fraud charges, I think he should do that before we convene to elect a Chairman.
That sounds way too laddery. Many leaders make it to the top in fewer steps than that. Reagan and Bush went from Governor to President, Obama went from State Senator to Senator to President. And holding that many positions will leave off the mark of an establishment politician.
I believe it would be wise for him to do so.
I have thought about that before as well. I thought it could be spun as experience.
TTA will be pressing charges. Board activity will cease until the trial is over, except to act as the jury.
I am charging him on account that Alchandria has committed voter fraud. A direct violation of The Fraud Act.
Do we have any proof that Alchandria has used illicit means to gain an advantage? Do we even know if Uterus is a puppet?
I did some recruiting before, soooo...
That is to be investigated, but there is reasonable suspicion.
As soon as Urerus arrived, he voted for Alchandria. I watch the region.
TTA will prosecute. Someone may step up for Alchandria, or Alchandria can do it himself, although he isn't on right now. The Board with Muh Roads sitting in the place of Alchandria will serve as Jury. The two sides may recruit anyone they want, except Board Members to assist. Like Einsiev may serve on the prosecution with TTA, but Muh Roads can't. Both sides can take as long as they need.
From what I gathered the nation was founded. Joined the region and voted for Al within a 3 minute time span. The first telegram takes 30 seconds to appear.
Why are you pressing charges when there's no evidence to convict him?
Urerus was last on 57 minutes ago.
Alchandria was last on 5 hours ago.
That's why we are holding a trial.
Managers are a part of the Board in Judicial matters, yes?
Yes. You will be on the Jury as well.
It's an investigation.
That's why TTA will be collecting evidence to show to the court. And Einsiev will help prosecute.
That doesn't mean it can't be him. Someone broke the law and he is the most likely offender. Does this mean you will defend him?
In accordance with the Constitution, I will appoint a people's attorney to defend Alchandria. Although I think charging him is quite ridiculous. If I was a new nation, I'd vote in a poll. People like polls.
Hey, I like polls.
You just said you were charging him. Charges are usually pressed when enough evidence has been gathered for a conviction. So far you have no evidence, aside from a few meaningless presumptions.
That is why polls should be restricted to natives; I don't think there's a single citizen who has more influence somewhere other than here.
Investigation then.... I'm pressing an investigation.
Good. Now I want a nice clean trial everyone. From this point on the Board cannot comment subjectively on the issue. Ideally, since that is difficult, don't comment on it at all. We are to be objective and listen to all sides. The defense and prosecution have until they both conclude to present new evidence. When they both conclude we will convene, debate, and vote.
There's no way to create a preset to enforce that. We'll just stick with our Citizens' Register.
OK, good.
Sounds good.
Click the one that says "Native". I checked, and that's what it does.
I'll defend myself, Attorneys are criminals for criminals.
You used he correct vocabulary. Since an attorneys have been discussed on both sides, we are at trial phase. That doesn't mean you have to do it now. You have infinite time. You have until you conclude.
I like that phrase.
I came up with it myself.
I can wait any measure of time to hear both sides.
I feel the same way. As long as we stay objective. I recommend Pev work with the Defense, he is well versed with regional law, he wrote most of it.
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