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Region: Libertatem
Yea. Gonna stay here for a bit until COIN stops arguing about the regions government.
I've got a request for the radio then, a song played by the world's smallest violin. Doesn't matter which, so long as it's sad.
Yeah, it looks liek you guys have been having some issues. I'm just going to sit here and silently judge them as a sexist. *drinks fascist tea*
Question for you all.
Am I a plutocrat in the game?
This game has no monetary value so no.
Regardless, I've come to own my conclusions about this group. No need to mock me for beliving what I was told by someone whom I thought was a trustworthy source.
Good, I knew there was a catch
I'm not mocking you, I'm mocking your source.
Good night, all.
Ah, I see.
Much campaigning
Very president
Wow
Why'd you ask?
Humpheria 2014*
That reminds me, I've got campaign banners to release.
Which I'll do when I get home, since I have exactly zero of my flags with me.
This reminds me.
I need to Appeal..like now.
Umm Who do I message exactly?
Your best bet would be Chairman Lack.
Okay good. Hopefully I can get this done this week.
Whatchu even know bout deez skeelz?
I hope you don't mind. But my campaign is assuming your inevitable pardon and is working on the resulting assumption of your candidacy for GOTV purposes.
Okay. So just to make sure I understand. Repeat that in simpler terms please
And GOTV?
In questionnaires we're sending out to people, we work under the assumption that you're a citizen by the time campaigns actually begin.
GOTV = get out the vote.
My campaign is saying "Will you vote Humpheria or Albenia?"
Get Out The Vote. It is the practice of contacting sure-voters and possible voters with a survey of opinion. The purpose is to find those who support you and encourage all, supporters and otherwise, to vote and have a voice.Like I said, in real life I work on campaigns and this is a real life tactic.
Oh. In that case by all means do that.
Thank you, Karl Rove
*Hitler mustache* Georgie is a cool guy.
So, uh, would TTA be automatically returned citizenship after a successful appeal, or would he have to go through the application process again?
I actually met Karl once. Interesting guy.
I'm assuming not.
Humpy's Campaign:
Pevvania: Campaign Manager (Number Two Guy)
Miencraft: Running Mate/Political Director (The Other One/Numbers Guy)
Liberosia: Field Director (Voter Contacts and Questions)
Humpheria 2014*
Up to you.
Thought so. Was wondering for a second why we didn't have anything about it in APPEAL.
Question. What does field director even mean?
Don't forget me as the first spouse. The rest can be second, third, and so forth :P
Fun fact: Hitler had his mustache in that fashion after he nearly died in a gas attack. His mustache (which was much longer back in WWI) went outside of the mask and didn't allow for it to seal. He cut his mustache in his iconic look and kept it that way for the rest of his life out of habit.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Read the parentheses.
...Let's not. I should go through the citizenship process.
Definitely.
That.... is up to you. You can apply if you want. But, remember, Mien is in the RLP. Just sayin....
What would that make me to you, Humpheria?
Have we been married yet?
If that's what you want, sure.
I'll make it quick.
No, we haven't. I'm single and ready mingle.
What does the RLP have to do with anything? If I'm appealed and meet the requirements why does his party matter?
No time like the present. Who would like to officiate?
Okay, but we have to wait for the Appeal first. Don't jump the gun.
#RLPTyranny
It was a joke.
We're campaigning with the assumption that you do successfully appeal, so it seems only reasonable that I should keep going with that assumption outside of the campaign.
Ah. I see. We need Mr. T back darn it.
I personally think it should be Mien because his internal affairs. Not going to finish the joke.
Fair enough. Just remember. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Whilst it's a small chance in my opinion there's still a chance I won't be appealed.
Two kinds of internal affairs, if you know what I mean.
Officiate my hatred for sub-humans, yes.
He made it for me.
...And yet CFN is worse when it comes to that kind of talk. (Probably cause I'm in it.)
Wait, what?
If that's how you want it. No need for Mien. I do and you do to. Now. TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE!!
COIN is utterly falling apart.
You know, rapists, murderers, and the like.
It is. I've abandoned it.
Okay so long as I'm not on this list.
Why would you be?
[insert tasteless and repetitive TTA joke here]
It's not tasteless and repetitive. I still appreciate them.
Stuff.
I can assume you. Everything about me is tasteful.
Like I said.
*shudders* why? why the horses? WHY!?!?!
I wish the Axis and Allied Powers would have combined their strength in 1938 and invaded the Soviet Union.
Those poor, poor equestrians!
Hey! Say it to my face!
Because.
I still love you TTA.
Yeah sure. Except for the whole Holocaust thing and the National Socialist Party in Germany. Other than that, great.
No.
Poor? I'm sorry. You act as if I'd do something bad to them.
I love you.
Everyone does.
This.
Except added sarcasm.
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I love you too, hunny.
I bet they'd still win anyways.
I mean, you don't invade Russia.
Napoleon proved that.
Hitler proved that.
You just don't, no matter how big an army you have. It's just a really bad idea.
Worse things than the Holocaust has happened. I wish it didn't happen for a number of reasons:
1. The diversion of money, men, and materiel to support the genocide took valuable materials from the War Machine
2. The number of able-bodied men that were killed was exponentially high; they could have fought for the Axis Powers
3. It shames Germany now and forever
Yo, it's Hallo.
Bonjour mon ami!
The Soviet Union had roughly 5,000,000 troops on the Eastern Front at the beginning of 1942. There would be nearly 50,000,000 Axis/Allied troops on their doorstep if the advance was planned correctly. Iraq, Pakistan, India, and other Middle Eastern states could invade from the south while the Axis/Allies invade from the west. Japan and other nations invade from the east. Russia is squashed inwards by half a hundred million men and the war is over before Christmas '43.
Welcome back to the land of the audible.
I have wanted to rant at you people on some many occasions.
*Shun*
*Shuns*
Now tell us this rant. I'm interested.
Awe, is somebody angry at me.
Apparently I'm a dictator. Idk.
I'm disappointed in you but I can't stay angry with you.
And how many men are lost to attrition?
It's really hard to keep armies alive in the Russian tundra.
And how many of the people invading would really be up to fighting in that terrain? No matter how many men you have, the Russians will almost always have the advantage when defending their homeland.
Plus, you know, to minimize losses, you'd have to go in right as one winter ends, and get out before the next one starts.
So, it's just a really bad idea to invade Russia.
Like, ever.
Hitler probably would have had a good chance on the European front if only he didn't decide to screw Stalin over and try to invade.
Open-ended question:
Is Hallo a male, female, other, bread, Chinaman, etc.?
Every post I have made, I thought, "What would Hallo say to this?"
To my knowledge, he is an island.
Malem
I can say with absolute certainty that he is very much a male.
A Malem!
No. He's Male.
He's male. Trust me. I know. I've seen stuff.
Sounds hot.
TTA would know.
Hallo must be a bread.
Hey! DOn't be getting any ideas. I'm not in to sharing.
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