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Region: Libertatem
I was never communist
Right. State socialist. Got it.
Im a Roman Catholic.
I was not State Socialist.
*vomits in mouth*
Wasn't it something like that?
I can't remember, and honestly I'm just trying to make a 10:30PM joke.
Here's a mint.
No. We believe in a set of ideals to live by.
Satanism is the belief in letting a man be his base self and indulging in carnal and sexual needs. It is not the worship of Satan.
Like what?
I was a Liberal Socialist/Social Democrat
Really?
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I am looking at like three different dictionaries right now and they all indicate that Satanism is first and foremost the worship of Satan.
Thanks! *pops mint in mouth*
*vomits in mouth again*
You will find a briefcase filled entirely with packets of mints in your office.
Did you hear the Popes speech on Christian communists? It was interesting.
That is Luciferianism.
LaVey's Satanism is heavily based in the philosophy of Ayn Rand.
You're the best, you know that Miencraft? The Humpmeister, too, of course.
Not calling you a communist. Just talking about your guy
That doesn't make any sense.
O love this fact too.
I'm an LDS Mormon who is more Liberal in beliefs then most.
Christian Communists...... isnt that an oxymoron?
Do bear in mind that you should not eat the mint third from the left on the second from the top row of the mint packet that is placed in the upper-right hand corner precicely of the third layer down of mints in the briefcase.
Bouta say
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Not completely. A little bit, but not entirely.
Nope.
Umm... Say, hypothetically, I just ate that one.... What happens?
His Excellency says that there shouldn't be Christian communists because communism isn't aligned with Christian beliefs.
If you do not reach a hospital within the next two hours you will, in all likelihood, be dead by sunrise.
The Pope says otherwise.
by Imperial Decree i Declare TTA a closet communist.
Welp, this was a short board-term. Have a nice life, peoples.
My final request is that all of my offices be given to My Dear & Eternal Leader, Terentuem.
BLARGH
But I'm not.
I'm not Communist or Capitalistic.
You dare call mr T your leader how dare you i am your Empeor!
Just normal Communist lies to deceive us.
I pity the fool
Lies
I love you, CI.
That is His Excellency. That's what they call the Pope.
i am jk we all know Hallo is our Emperor.
I know.
...This isn't the part where I'm lowered into a freezing chamber, is it?
Yes. He is.
Of course not
Bow down, plebes!
CI what do you think of the merger idea?
Well, I quite like it, considering I was the one who came up with it.
We're talking about the same merger, right?
All Hail Emperor Hallo!
Hell yeah!
Oh grand master Hallo.
What is thy first wish?
Merging the Foreign and Internal Departments. Dept. of Regional Affairs.
I'm scared.
I want a milkshake. And a kitten. And a Claritin because I am allergic to cats.
Ah. I'm also a fan of that one; fewer government positions is good. Plus, if I get kicked out of my position, I can run for the Board! Yeahhh!
First new law! Men are not allowed to wear shirts. But the fat ones can.
Yea sir Hallo
*Gets milkshake, kitten and Claritin*
Of course Hallo
*Takes off shirt*
but they would still be having pants and underwear on....... just make everyone wear a toga.
Im very loosley affiliated with the church, and no, I wouldnt care if I did.
Callin him "my guy" is quite the stretch.
Somebody fetch me a better kitten, this one is retarded. Look at it. It's running into sh*t.
Now we can see Miens opinion and I might just write legislation.
Sorry Hallo.
*Gets Hallo another*
This one has an extra toe. *hucks cat out window* hey somebody get tardcat out of here.
I have never worn a shirt.
Lets put a vote up to dissolve the regional government and make Hallo The Absolute Monarch. He will lead us to true civil and economic freedom.
Fear me!
It is so damn hard to scroll through the hours of meaningless jargon of the RMB. Im gone for less than five hours and its devolved into a lecture series on modern satanic practices. Could we all come to an agreement to keep things relatively related to regional affairs, or at the very least politics?
Or nah
Cool it, grumpy.
I'm sorry Hallo
I was elected to LEAD, not to READ!
The RMB has been like this as far as I can remember. We still get things done. It isn't a problem.
Lack what do you think about the merger idea?
NO
For the record, my opinion is in the clutter down there somewhere.
Time to unveil Lack's secret plan to legitimize the bureaucracy. On the merger, two different deputies serves it's purpose quite well. The state dept head is generally kept abroad on business and the IA manger is generally busy keeping up citizenship. The point being both are already busy. As for deputies i would like to see legislation (please not that i do not have this written yet) that legitimizes the process, perhaps through board hearings and approvals so we can get a clean and accountable list of agents so we dont get another incident of fake delegates going to alien regions in the guise of officers. any thoughts on this?
For the record, I'm not digging because I'm on a phone.
Your name doesn't sound right.
If, say, I were to become the manager of the merged department, the deputies would be doing most of the field work (whether here or abroad) while I'd keep up on the paperwork. I think the departments would work well if joined, and I also think there should be legislation that gives some degree of legitimacy to deputy positions.
I'm sorry you don't like the idea, Lack.
Here it is:
"I think it's best left as is, the two departments require two completely different skill-sets."
no excuses, only results
Challenge accepted
See CIs post. He addresses your concern well.
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Indeed he does. In that case, let's merger.
Lack I would prefer try for the jury or just not be involved.
And, no I cannot.
The question is, who would the position go to? Assuming Mien's concern has been addressed with my statement, I think he could do what I've proposed just as well as I could.
I apologize, your number wasn't drawn, and that is still funny
I must leave now, good night.
We have to write legislation you silly goose.
Seeing as how I just got this job, it'd be a real shame to become almost instantly redundant.
Plus, you've been Manager of Foreign Affairs for a while. You deserve a break.
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT YOU SILLY...
UH...
TURKEY.
Since it would be in the Cabinet, Pev would decide.
Who wants to write it?
Retirement is not an answer for me. Even if I'm kicked out of my Manager position, the Board will not be safe from my challenge next term; I've got to keep the wheels turning somehow.
well i don't see the current board ever approving a merger.
no the prosecution can't win if somebody else with you doesn't wanna do it I might be convinced you defense
is that your personal opinion or do you really think that is true for everyone else?
im sorry if i dont follow the flow of this statement. What exactly are you asking for?
and that's why I love you but can you please write the legislation?
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