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Region: Libertatem
That's still around?
Man, the things you forget.
It never officially closed operations. It just got kinda shut down or something when I was banned.
No to both of those.
Front Ensemble/Pansy Garden
Yes to both or at least the firat one.
No.....
I only am Front because I can't carry the drums for more than a few minutes. I'm not the strongest in my band.
Hence pansy. For some reason our new Tenors are hella heavy. Like 65 lbs.
Blaspheme why are you running against your brother?
Because.
Economic Models Explained With Cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
AMERICAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
FRENCH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A GERMAN CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
A JAPANESE CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.
ITALIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, but you dont know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
SWISS CAPITALISM: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
CHINESE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.
INDIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You worship them.
BRITISH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CAPITALISM: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
GREEK CAPITALISM: You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut.
STOP YOUR BITCHING I PLAY AN 85 POUND HUNK OF METAL ON MY BACK
http://i.imgur.com/WH1YSnA.jpg
LOVE IT.
Humph. Hallo. You guys can both do your little thing.
When do board elections begin?
Not in public tta. Slow down tiger.
HAhaha everyone knows.
http://youtu.be/u15jaw4lLOw
This will be what happens to you Humpy
Get off my territory
Boop.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=304475
Some Thursday or something.
Nah. Mine.
You know what I would pay a million dollars for?
Another million dollars?
Um a sex section with hallo?
To hear Pev's voice. I imagine it's like a hybrid between Australian and British. Probably deep tone. Hmmm. These are the questions in which I lie awake at night to ponder.
Eheh
You guys can't deny I'm kawaii.
No, he thinkun he better than me. Y wuld I lik dat?
O no vandoosia got to you
You do be dat.
I bet it sounds like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPPgx2_y73M
That reminds me about how we should raid some random community's Mumble or something just to hear each other speak.
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No that's me....
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Every British person isn't Morrissey, man.
Well....
What if Pevv is Morrissey?
Also Humphy have you ever done something bad?
By Jove you've got it!
I once stole a pack of gum from Walmart.
https://imgflip.com/i/ajjbq
https://imgflip.com/i/ajjft (COMPLETE JOKE)
https://imgflip.com/i/ajjgw
https://imgflip.com/i/ajjom
*eats entire peppercorn*
Not bad!
What was the point in that?
Oh my god.
awesome right?
He wanted gum.
Minerva, according to Man vs. Food New Jersey does some pretty good pizza. This true?
As long as it's not super greasy, it's the best you'll find.
Eh.
Minerva has horrible everything. Worst state ever.
*new jersey
If you are in NJ, you got to eat at a local diner. They define the state and I doubt you'll find a similar one. Depending on the town, the food will range from aweful to the best you've ever tasted.
Yay Switzerland
YOUR STATE IS THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE RED-HEADED STEPCHILD OF AMERICA! And Chris Christie.
Alchandria, what party are you running for and should I start the election now?
From my experience, the entire state smells funny.
Greeting's from New York's personal beach and garbage dump.
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/510.jpg
So I checked Das Kommunes parties and let me tll you all of them are Marxist-Leninist. The best one is the Revolutionary front because Direct Democracy.
Trust me, it's the New Yorkers. Damn New Yorkers, with their Giants. And damn leafers.
The last one literally made me laugh out loud.
Independent, and yes.
We're the worst state in the union, hands down.
Shut your mouth.
I am personally registered with these guys: http://njlp.org/
No thanks.
I had to dig deep on information about bad things you did...but I couldn't find anything so when you said that I rejoiced.
Awesome, I'll get it going momentarily.
http://i.imgur.com/y8tDEbV.jpg
The Catskill Mts are beautiful though mien. Except wtf is with all the bikers?
YAYAAYAYAYAYAYAY Independents! *high five*
...So lets see.....Being attracted to horses isn't a crime last time I checked.
You probably didn't look in the right places. There's plenty of it. I was the mob boss of the RLP for months. Oops, did I say that out loud?
If you act upon it, it is rape and bestiality. Although I don't see a reason for a separate bestiality law. Rape is rape.
....Whatever
I tried to put more on there, but the text overlapped so I could only put the big stuff. The horse thing. It is your right to be attracted to horses, just not mine.
But if it's just attraction and I don't act on it.....
Plus it's not rape if it thrusts you first....
I can be attracted to your horses just not come near them.
People say the NJ has a terrible accent? Worst accent ought to be Boston, hands down. Bleed my ears till they are black.
And there's more?
I'm kidding TTA. But seriously, I did steal some gum once. It was a dark day in my history. I got guilty and returned it and they laughed at me.
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Let's not. Sounds like a good idea.
I'll stay out of this race. Hallo has been more active and want to resurrect the Board, but Alch has experience on his side.
I stole a book once because I thought my dad had paid for it...however he didn't.
Well it's true. That means they started it and it isn't rape. Gotta find them loopholes...That means that by law it's not technically illegal in about 13 states.
Okay.
So technically Hallo doesn't have citizenship under Bapho yet, but whatever.
Fergalicious. Definition. Make them boys go loco.
Let's talk about intellectual things!
What is your stance on the environment?
Global warming exists.
Not our fault completely
Kyoto Treaty would've done nothing.
I like it...Cause horses
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Back from the dentist. Looks like the tooth is broken enough for a crown or a seal of some kind. Anyone have dental horror stories?
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Also, I would like to say that you have not seen what I can do on the board, because of Lacks inactivity as Chairman.
A vote for hallo is a vote for a sexier Libertatem!
Global Warming exists.
However, we cannot donate any resources to directly fighting it.
The best bet would be to promote environmental conscious through education while relying on the free market subsidize new energy alternatives and creative ways to reducing our carbon footprint.
Can TTA vote in this race?
No, he hasn't been appealed.
Ugh, can we just let him be a citizen? We have been making him wait for a hell of a long time.
Eheh
Humpy is love humpy is life.
Fixed it.
Oh god that Youtube video...
You guys offer the intellectual challenge of a goat.
I'VE BEEN waiting since before Lack.
I can confirm this.
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