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Region: Libertatem
Why not the War on Aggression?
Honestly? That just sounds even dumber. Oxymoronic, even, if that's a thing.
Like, y'know, Jumbo Shrimp. There's just no adjective form for "oxymoron" so I made one up.
Be nice Mien! Please
What about... the War Against Totalitarianism? (The WAT, for short.)
I like the name War Against Totalitarianism then the war on Communism.
I know not what "nice" is.
Seriously. I've been here long enough for anyone to know that if I have an opinion I'll voice it.
My joke sensors are tingling.
Hey, we had a DERP Act once. We can have a WAT as well.
I thought so aswell, so why not.
It's good to be back on the Board.
But, sad to see the 5-0 RLP majority go...
Hallo Island
RIP RLP
Mien, meet me in my office....
;)
Muh Roads
I've seen enough RMB posts to know where this is going
Muh Roads
Do we have s military?
Why, yes suspiciously opportune puppet, yes we do.
Pevvania, Hallo Island, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
I'm confused. Is Muh Manager of State now?
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
I'd like to thank the Academy.
Yes.
What?
Libertatem Trivia of the Day:
Since the Reformation, there have been 16 Boards. The following are Chairmen in descending order by term length.
Humpheria - 7
Pevvania - 4
Conservative Idealism - 2
Miencraft - 2
Muh Roads - 1
Lack there of - 1
Fun fact time complete.
What?
It looks like I'm back in the RLP!
...Only Presidents have had more than one term as Chairman thus far? Man.
Congrats!
Indeed, I have suspended Humpheria's... suspension, and he has accepted my invitation for him to rejoin the party. The Board is 100% RLP once again.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
How convenient...
(I jest, of course.)
Hallo Island, Yrellian Confederacy, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Dammit Pev, your country may use more drugs.. but you don't have better weed than muh roads. Lol
Pevvania, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
President Pev explains why Pevvania has the 3rd-Highest Drug Use in Libertatem:
"We legalised drugs, freed drug users and let markets do their work. The opposite of what-- oh, wait a minute..."
Muh Roads
Vote to Fast-Track Midland County's Citizenship:
Pevvania AYE
Hallo Island ABSTAIN
Northern Prussia NAY
Right-Winged Nation AYE
Humpheria AYE
Cloture attained. Vote carries - Midland County is now a citizen.
I like how everything's legal here but nobody smokes any pot.
Pls, you're on an island the size of Ireland in the middle of nowhere. Don't you want some pot?
Muh Roads
I figured your citizens would be more interested in rocks.
*buh dum tiss*
Miencraft
Speaking of drugs, it's taco bell night. I'm celebrating a promotion at my new job by enjoying cheap greasy fast food. I'm a classy date.
Just got done at a political gala with Governor Mike Pence who gave a rousing speech in support of the RFRA and a local staffer for Rand Paul was there. I have applied for a regional titled position on the campaign.
Coincidentally,
After the dinner, we went to Taco Bell. I hate rich people food and don't eat at formal events.
Miencraft, Pevvania, Muh Roads, Conservative Idealism In Libertatem
I dunno man, I wanna try a truffle. Only because I've never ate one and the name just sounds silly.
Taco Bell, eff yeah
Who do you guys think will be our next American president with all honesty? Keep in mind American idiocy.
Hillary is going to be elected. I know it and when that happens I will lose faith in America and move to Canada.
But does my clairvoyance agree with you, young man?
Canada isn't any better, dude. Maybe try Switzerland or Australia.
Made a few more revisions to FRAUD II: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pevvania/detail=factbook/id=405266
I still think this should include something where, after a certain amount of time outside Libertatem without getting into contact with the government, it's considered a renouncement of citizenship.
Liberland is the only way to go
Besides Somalia of course.
By the way:
In the next eight days, we have to elect all of the next Board term, the President, and swear in a new president. So, we should probably work on that.
Very well. Since Presidential campaigns have been ongoing anyway, we may as well start them tomorrow.
Remind me - who's running? I know Muh Roads is, but who else?
I will run for President under the PRR. We need to tone down the War on Communism. We need to Amend the Constitution to make the people's voices unbeatable in a Referendum. We need to reform the Referendum system to make it easy to call for one. We need Immigration reform to make the time required to gain citizenship shorter.
I ask either Conservative Idealism or Yrellian Confederacy to be my Vice President(who ever accepts first).
Conservative Idealism In Libertatem, Yrellian Confederacy
Speaking of the Constitution, I would like to introduce the CICADA Convention. (I ran out of good ideas for acronyms, okay?)
It is also known as the Conservative Idealism Constitutional Alteration and Deletion through Amendment Convention. The aim of this little project I devised is to get our citizen body together to collaborate as a team of authors on possible changes to our laws and modifications to our constitution. (To be voted on in the usual legal way after we have written them, of course.)
I came up with this idea after seeing Chairman Pevvania complain about instances of inconsistency and ambiguity in our laws, particularly the Constitution, which the EDIT Act forbids our executives from changing without passing an amendment first. But why trust one person to notice these oversights and write up an amendment to address them when we, as a region, could make it a team effort?
Thoughts?
I'll be your VP for one term only, if you win. I'd probably retire for good after that.
To the candidates, what are your cabinets looking like?
Thank you CI,We need you.
My Cabinet
Vice President:Conservative Idealism In Libertatem
Internal Affairs:Yrellian Confederacy
State:Pevvania
Justice:Miencraft
That is a good cabinet, but those people are not right for those positions. Pev is better at administrating the military. Mien is the regional authority on the Internal Affairs. Minerva is a far better diplomat. Yrellian is a much better attorney than Mien.
Ill take your word for it,Thank you for the advice Boardman Hump.
My Cabinet
Vice President:Conservative Idealism In Libertatem
War:Pevvania
Internal Affairs:Miencraft
State:Republic Of Minerva
Justice:Yrellian Confederacy
I was under the impression that Miencraft was going to retire after my Presidency was over - I barely managed to convince him to be my Internal Affairs Manager. (Heh. Managed.)
Still, if he's willing to be a part of our next President's cabinet - whoever that President might be - that's wonderful news.
Something would be missing if Mein was not there in the executive offices. He brings up everyone's day.
If he thinks he is retiring, I'll need to see him in my office.
Miencraft, Yrellian Confederacy
Heck if Mein attempts to retire then i will draft him and make his post internal affairs.
I heard Roads was going to be running.
I love Roads.
Also, I'm pretty much the IA manager by now. There's pretty much nobody here besides me or maybe Roads that would even want to touch the office.
I'LL RETIRE EVENTUALLY, MAYBE. Maybe I'll make a surprise bid for President at some point in '16, ride along for three months, then be assassinated by Hallo, and thus have my political career terminated.
Hallo Island, Midland County
So whose President now?
Still CI. Right?
Hey everyone! I doubt anyone here remembers me, but I was here a long while ago. I decided to drop by and say hi :) if that's alright.
Alderney And Liberty City
VP: Humpheria
IA: Miencraft
MA: Pevvania
FA: Northern Prussia
AG: Right-Winged Nation
Of course it's allright! Welcome back!
Hey hey hey, I started the format for IA lists, Mien improved them.
Miencraft, Hallo Island
I put them in boxes!
Boxes~
Muh Roads, Alderney And Liberty City
Thanks :D
I live roads more! I agree no one but you and roads wants that office. Too many stains in the carpet,furniture,and walls. Lol
Love*
You're welcome.
So far we have Roads and Amar for the Presidency. Any other candidates I should know about?
No, but the tickets are Muh Roads/Humpheria and Amarican/CI.
Understood. Elections will begin this afternoon and last three days, correct?
Read your telegrams.
Reaganist libertarian party ceased to exist. :)
Yrellian Confederacy
We'll see how nonexistent they are tomorrow, huh?
Hallo Island
O we love you Humpy.
Fun fact: There is a mistake in the Presidents' Amendment. Terms are four months, so the election structure is supposed be:
[election]J F M A[election]M J J A[election]S O N D
but the PA has it like this:
[election]J F M[election]A M J J[election]A S O N D
I have wanted Roads as president for an unbelievably long time.
Man am i being raped by muh roads in this election or what. Congratulations to the Roads campaign.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen, New Hampshire Republic
Is the Aradites a kind of RLP puppet ?
He never writes anything on the RMB and votes at any election for the RLP candidate few hours after the poll opening.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
No I'm not a puppet, I'm just not very talkative and kinda busy most of the time.
Hallo Island, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
[B]VOTE FOR MUH ROADS[/B]
Why vote Muh Roads for President in 2015?
MILITARY FIRST
President Roads will launch the Libertatem Armed Forces into a new golden age, confronting our enemies abroad and defending our allies. At the same time, a Roads Administration will reach out to those abroad seeking friendship, whether liberal or socialist.
FIGHTING FOR THE CONSTITUTION
President Roads will protect, defend and uphold the Constitution of the Republic of Libertatem, while also seeking to push a comprehensive amendment to remove errors and inaccuracies.
INCREASING GROWTH
President Roads will work to increase our population through volunteerism, which has raised our population to the 140s in the past. This feat can be achieved and surpassed again - and a Roads Administration will work to do so.
PRINCIPLED AND EXPERIENCED
Muh Roads is the former Vice President and Manager of Internal Affairs. He has worked to strengthen and grow Libertatem from the day he got here. He has experience fighting for freedom, being instrumental in toppling the Neutricland regime in The Federal Islands 2. Muh Roads fights for freedom at home and abroad. A vote for Muh Roads is a vote for liberty, progress and republic.
[B]MUH ROADS/HUMPHERIA 2015[/B]
Muh Roads, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Muh Roads/Humpheria 2015
Paving a road to the future.
http://i.imgur.com/3RvYsEP.png
Muh Roads, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
You suggesting I would let a puppet be a citizen?
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
hi guys
Unless you are a soothsayer it's almost impossible to distinguish a puppet from a honorable player.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Mien has his ways to distinguish. Trust me.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
You should be winning. While Muh is a great politician, he represents the RLP which is against ending the war on communism.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Thank you for the support and kind words!
I must apologize about the radio station of mine not being open yet, I'm waiting on my new cable provider to establish service at the new place. I'm using data right now.
Just wanted to get everyone's opinion; would you prefer the radio station sessions to be uploaded to youtube, another provider, or a downloadable audio file?
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
I'm actually the Soothsayer that Shakespeare wrote about.
That Caesar moron didn't listen to anything I had to say. WELL NOW YOU'VE BEEN STABBED APPROXIMATELY FIFTEEN THOUSAND TIMES, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
Hallo Island, Yrellian Confederacy, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
And what's so bad about the War that it absolutely has to be ended?
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Its a endless war. It is a war that does not give communists the right to be communists without having war upon them. We don't like it when we have war just for being Capitalists so why do we do the same to them. My policy would be the defense of our allies only. We would not attack communists. All we would do is go in to sucure our allies right to exist.
I like it. Unfortunately, this region seems to confuse Communism very easily with state socialism and Marxist-Leninism. We need to avoid attacking leftist regions as a whole. Attacking regions purely for their existence is fascist.
Hallo Island, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Some of the regions me and my friends used to be friends with are now being occupied *cough* [region=The Cooperative Union] *cough*
We should be focussing our efforts on authoritarian regions, not democratic peaceful leftist regions.
Hallo Island, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Hmm, the minority that is willing to attack a candidate that obviously transcends petty party politics and accusing the Manager of Internal Affairs for voter fraud is really out in droves tonight.
I would probably be more inclined to listen all about your policies if you told me about it with proper grammar, capitalization, and spelling. Serious 100% non-facetious advice from a professional campaign manager for young politicians, you're asking for peoples vote, not sending a text. Your language should reflect that.
Miencraft, The New United States, United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
My dear Hump,
You would not listen to my policies even if I had written that in proper grammar. You are loyal to the RLP,and the RLP is committed to an endless war to destroy the rights of Communists to follow any government they choose. At least I am presenting my policies. My opponent has not been active all day let alone spread his message.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
Post self-deleted by The Amarican Empire.
I agree, that attack on Mein was uncalled for.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
That's funny, because we very clearly have permitted Communists to come here and live as citizens openly and without discrimination. We allied with Communist regions in the past (they tend to either collapse or be forced to withdraw by their petty allegiances to those who would rather see us gone than disrupting "leftist unity"). Now, I'm not incredibly knowledgeable on the War, despite having been here nearly three years, but I can tell you it has not been about simply going out and destroying Communism everywhere. It's never been about Communists not having the right to follow a government they choose. It's about destroying those who want us destroyed, and all those allied with them.
Besides the fact that, y'know, this is first and foremost a game, and the War is fun.
I think the fact that he's beating you 2:1 stands testament to the fact that he doesn't need to spread his message any more than he already has.
United Environmentalist States Of Mhomen
I've been active most of the day, what more of a message do I need to spread? Any questions?
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