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Miencraft, Pevvania, Narland, Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred

[B]If anybody wants to be Attorney General and handle a very sensitive case, telegram me now.

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Condealism

Jadentopian Order wrote:http://i.imgur.com/MfAV4rs.png

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/60/c4/7d/60c47dbedb1fd69c6d2b1032e5060e40.jpg

Narland, Rateria, Condealism

Hyderbourg wrote:[B]If anybody wants to be Attorney General and handle a very sensitive case, telegram me now.

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If it's my impeachment trial, I already told you, I hate peaches. I'd rather face imbananament.

The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

TIL I'm Spartacus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2sq409UGtY

"Furthermore, I consider that Condealism must be destroyed.: Republic of Minerva." - the Libertatem War Department in a nutshell

Here's a controversial opinion: Hayden Christiansen was a good Anakin Skywalker who was given some bad dialogue. I wouldn't mind seeing him return as a Force ghost in one of the new films.

Miencraft, Condealism, Fascist Dred

Pevvania wrote:Here's a controversial opinion: Hayden Christiansen was a good Anakin Skywalker who was given some bad dialogue. I wouldn't mind seeing him return as a Force ghost in one of the new films.

That's ridicu-... yeah, after spending so much time on /r/PrequelMemes and watching so many prequel scenes, I think I agree.

Pevvania

Pevvania wrote:Here's a controversial opinion: Hayden Christiansen was a good Anakin Skywalker who was given some bad dialogue. I wouldn't mind seeing him return as a Force ghost in one of the new films.

Revenge of the Sith was pretty good in my view, Palpatine was lots of fun.

Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred

Free States Of Cuba wrote:Revenge of the Sith was pretty good in my view, Palpatine was lots of fun.

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Free States Of Cuba, Pevvania, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Rateria wrote:I

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Not. Yet.

Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Condealism wrote:Not. Yet.

*screeches loudly as I fly at you with a lightsaber*

Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Rateria wrote:*screeches loudly as I fly at you with a lightsaber*

["take a seat" intensifies]

Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Post self-deleted by Rateria.

Really, Condy? You used your own puppets to vote in a joke poll that you made?

Condy's mind at its finest.

Miencraft, Condealism

Narland wrote:I like to think of it as a quart of Mad Dog 20/20. Its better to drink it all at once or not at all. :)

That's gonna leave you with the Mother of All Hangovers™. We are talking a hangover that minstrels will sing of for generations to come. The upside is you name will be in that song.

Rateria

Free States Of Cuba wrote:Montana leans +11 for the GOP, so democrats only losing by six points points to a national environment that's very good for democrats.

All the special elections so far have been in deep red territory and they have been closer than they should have been.

The Georgia special election should be an interesting one, that is much more of a swing seat that is relevant to watch for sings about how the midterms will play out.

Right now, with Trump's approval rating, it's very likely democrats would win back the House.

Unless the Party of Jackson changes its tune, I find it very doubtful. Montana as a low population state has been easy pickings for Democrats by mass invasion from California and other places in recent years. My grandfather's former ranch has been turned into a "gentrified" division of 10 acre mansions filled with Leftists who run roughshod over the working (rural) poor in the Bitterrroots -- and Liberals keep moving into the State overwhelming those whose customs and way of life is being deliberately destroyed by the emmigrés disdain for and willful ignorance of our heritage, culture, and civilization.

I do not condone random violence, but do approve of measured force in dealing with unruly jackassery from spite against a person. A good chunk of Montanans who hold to their Pioneer and Western (as in Western States) ideals (including my cousins) wished he had hit the provocateur differently -- in the face, hard, fast, and continuously, until he understood civil behaviour will go a long way in keeping ones nose from bleeding.

The best way to deal with a bully that cannot be reasoned with is with fast and decisive force. Specifically in a state where men are still men (--this new crop of Californians and Belters do not seems to not know what that means); and men -- especially the cowboys and ranchers whose forebears have homesteaded there will do their civic duty and beat some sense into anyone morally stupid enough to violate their person by being an harassing endmost alimentary sphincter. You can only provoke someone so long before they rightly respond. No jury (from the working poor) in Montana is want to to convict in this clash of lifestyle that is our cultural civil war.

The biggest difference between a mountain state traditional Americans and a leftist statist liberal is that one will do something about bullying and the other will just talk about it and take money from someone else's wallet to assuage the guilt of their hate and self-loathing for Western Civ by foisting the problem off on the magical bureaucrat. They will then decry someone who has a more immediate and solvent remedy.

Just my opinion... others mileage may vary.

Rateria, Hyderbourg

***Narland is weary and will not iapan to correct the poor grammar and syntax*** Peace, and goodnight.

Rateria, Hyderbourg

Rateria wrote:Really, Condy? You used your own puppets to vote in a joke poll that you made?

Condy's mind at its finest.

I just wanted to make the search for the real Condealism more interesting.

Rateria

Montana is a deep red state, it voted by over 20 points to DJT. There is no invasion...

My point anyway was that taken together the special elections points toward a scenario where republicans will lose the House which isn't surprising when the president's approval rating is hovering around 40%.

Yeah, I smoke crack

C- merge

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Rateria, Condealism, Hyderbourg

Jadentopian Order wrote:Yeah, I smoke crack

C- merge

R- with

A- libertatem

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Yeah, I understand this

T - THIS

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Am I memeing it right?

Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk

I literally couldn't finish this video.

Where did it all go wrong?

Hyderbourg wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk

I literally couldn't finish this video.

Where did it all go wrong?

Right about here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9xQTEHebpA

Me every ten seconds (except for when I'm highly caffeinated): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJvZdKlJH8

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Free States Of Cuba wrote:Montana is a deep red state, it voted by over 20 points to DJT. There is no invasion...

My point anyway was that taken together the special elections points toward a scenario where republicans will lose the House which isn't surprising when the president's approval rating is hovering around 40%.

The approval of Democratic leadership is still lower than Trumps approval rating (in general); and the shift of most Americans post-Obama is a return to the distrust of government popular with our Founding Fathers. Since the Democrats are the Party of Big Government (don't get me wrong, so is most of the GOP) -- but the Democrats even more so; unless they give up on the strategy that they know better how to run our lives than we do; they will not prevail. Their only hope (and only strategy at this point) seems to be viciously attacking Trump; his family, friends, associates, followers and idiosyncrasies; the very Office of the Presidency of the United States itself; and his message of Reform Populism until he makes a fatal mistake that they can hellishly dog him all the way to absolute ruin. I think most Americans will vote for Trump as long as he continues to remove the bureaucratic stranglehold that is crippling our family run businesses and the previous administration edicts that kept blue collar workers unemployed; continues to generate optimism for the future; convinces Congress to repeal Obamacare, and cut taxes so that we attain 5-7% growth. 15 % is attainable, but most GOP and Democrats will scream bloody murder to return to that level of prosperity--when the poor of the proceeding generation live with the amenities of the wealthy from the preceding generation the tendency is to keep government limited and on a tight leash.

Re: Montana do respectfully beg to differ. There is an invasion. Go to Hamilton, and look around--this is no longer our grandparents Montana of self-reliant miners, ranchers, farmers, lumberers, and self-employed entrepreneurs who braved the Rockies and created a State for themselves (as messy as that was). It is currently a battleground of ideas and clash of cultures with one striving to defend and protect the continuity of the conception and growth of Liberty (and to just be left the hell alone) and duty to self-government that is our birthright. The other determined in loathful convincement in surrendering our heritage of freedom by forced resignation and neglect (of our rights, privileges, and immunities and free and equal human beings in civil contract) to the morass of failed historical statist schemes that is the pervasive archetype for the rest of human history. It is basically red with an overlay of blue and blue enclaves such as the capitol--like Colorado but on a smaller and more laid back scale. Having a blue capitol when the rest of the state is red creates a disproportionate advantage for the Blue team.

It is late, have a goodnight all. :)

Rateria, Hyderbourg

Narland, what makes you think we can get our growth anywhere near 15%?

Why is Communisim being Sued by the Government?

Condealism wrote:Yeah, I understand this

T - THIS

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Am I memeing it right?

Yeah, you've got it.

I- Smoking

T- Crack

Rateria

United Democratic Freedom wrote:Why is Communisim being Sued by the Government?

Might have something to do with their unexplained expatriation, including a visit to the seat of a hostile faction.

Rateria

The States Of Balloon wrote:Who invented soap

http://www.chagrinvalleysoapandsalve.com/idascorner/soap/the-origin-of-soap

Condealism wrote:Me every ten seconds (except for when I'm highly caffeinated): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJvZdKlJH8

Huh...

United Democratic Freedom wrote:Why is Communisim being Sued by the Government?

Because communism only works with lots of paperwork?

Fascist Dred wrote:Mabye this picture of my self will prove you wrong.

http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/07/23/636048429575003456-1277100891_IS-BH.jpg

Sorry wrong photo, that's my brother. This is me.

http://theunboundedspirit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/quantum-physics.jpg

Rateria

Muh Roads wrote:Dred plz

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSifvfS63zTIlzuTrdyM7EtDPGMC8YZD8-_J5hK17o5viBNiUfM

That's hot!

Muh Roads, Rateria

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Post self-deleted by Miencraft.

United Democratic Freedom wrote:Why is Communisim being Sued by the Government?

One thing I saw was that Communisim was banjected from the region he visited.

Miencraft wrote:Wrong person by the way. Communisim, not Communism.

Yep, I'll just repost to reduce confusion.

Condealism

United Democratic Freedom wrote:Why is Communisim being Sued by the Government?

The case against Communisim is a case regarding the national security of Libertatem and is therefore classified by the Executive Branch.

The only members of the community that are allowed to know the details of the case are the justice department, the parties directly involved, and myself.

The details will be more clear when the case proceeds in the Regional Court but if Communisim would like to know details about the case, he should telegram the Solicitor General, Jadentopian Order, as he is his council and knows the details of the case.

Condealism, The United States Of Patriots

My name Jeff

Miencraft, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

The States Of Balloon wrote:Who invented soap

The parents of foul-mouthed brats, :)

Rateria

MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS[/B]

Central Pacific Empire

[B]Libertatem ICTO Membership

Friends:

I would like to inform you that we have reached a majority, therefore your membership into the Interregional Cooperation Treaty Organization is approved. All that needs to be done now is for two of your leaders to sign the document, with the second signature used as a witness. For example, your WA Delegate and your Foreign Minister would be very appropriate. You can provide me with the names and titles of your two signatories, then I will add them to and update the Treaty.

Keep Strong,

[B]Chancellor Edison Meijer

[nation=short]New Nationale Einheit[/nation]

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Rateria, Condealism, Hyderbourg

Post self-deleted by Narland.

New Nationale Einheit wrote:MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS[/B]

Central Pacific Empire

[B]Libertatem ICTO Membership

Friends:

I would like to inform you that we have reached a majority, therefore your membership into the Interregional Cooperation Treaty Organization is approved. All that needs to be done now is for two of your leaders to sign the document, with the second signature used as a witness. For example, your WA Delegate and your Foreign Minister would be very appropriate. You can provide me with the names and titles of your two signatories, then I will add them to and update the Treaty.

Keep Strong,

[B]Chancellor Edison Meijer

[nation=short]New Nationale Einheit[/nation]

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Mr. Minister,

Under our newest constitutional amendment, any treaty must be approved with a 4/5 majority in the Senate. I will add reading, debate and vote of this treaty in the schedule for the Senate.

Regards,

Pevvania

Speaker of the Senate

Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots

Pevvania wrote:Mr. Minister,

Under our newest constitutional amendment, any treaty must be approved with a 4/5 majority in the Senate. I will add reading, debate and vote of this treaty in the schedule for the Senate.

Regards,

Pevvania

Speaker of the Senate

I'm just letting you know what's happening on our end. Hopefully this issue can be expedited, as we have other urgent matters to discuss.

Rateria, Condealism, Gaelic Eire Nua

New Nationale Einheit wrote:I'm just letting you know what's happening on our end. Hopefully this issue can be expedited, as we have other urgent matters to discuss.

Is joining ITCO conditional for the merger?

Beating meat to decrease stress

Pevvania

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Pevvania wrote:Narland, what makes you think we can get our growth anywhere near 15%?

Wow, an unexpected power outage and systems memory failure. :( Whatever I had typed into notepad was lost. To reprise:

In a free society of self-governing individuals (and families) who practice the Protestant Work Ethic (unhindered by fraud and coercion from within (criminals) and without (government)), that has been the historic rate. This assumes sound money and honest banking; an educated and moral moral people; and reward of personal industry, endeavor, and enterprise in communion of civic virtue. At this rate it literally looks like people are raising themselves up by their bootstraps--but it is more analogous to a rising tide lifting all boats. In America and United Kingdom when government interference was at a minimum the trend (until the 20th Century and the advent of Socialism as routine policy) the (working) poor of the next generation invariably lived like the (working) rich of the previous generation (save for devastation of war and calamity). We who have spent over half our lives within the 20th Century have been exorbitantly robbed of the fruits of our productivity by the Establishment Elite who have no intention of returning to that level of prosperity in the 21st.

Pevvania, Rateria

Errata: Paragraph 2 Last Sentence: We who have spent over half our lives within the 20th Century have been exorbitantly robbed of the fruits of our productivity by the Establishment Elite who have no intention of returning to that rate of prosperity in the 21st.

Rateria

Can you show actual historical source for 15% growth rate?

I T T A S T E S L I K E D I S H W A T E R

Drama happening on the Senate Floor. Tune in to Discord to see.

Humpheria, Rateria

Tonight on LSPAN:

-Senator [nation=short]VenomRingo[/nation] is confirmed special prosecutor in the case of The People v. Communisim by the Senate, 3-0.

-Senator [nation=short]Supting[/nation] launches a tirade against the "ruling class" and the "tyrant" Hyderbourg.

-Confirmation vote of Gaelic as Attorney-General is ongoing, with Senator Supting raising questions about his fitness to serve.

Humpheria, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order

BREAKING: [nation=short]Gaelic Eire Nua[/nation]'s confirmation vote as Attorney-General fails on a vote of 1 aye, 1 nay, and 2 abstentions, with 1 absent. Senator [nation=short]Supting[/nation] remarks "Shut down that Irish trash!"

Rateria, Condealism

BREAKING: motion to reconsider Gaelic as Attorney-General is called. A second vote, with all five Senators present, will occur.

Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots

Dramatic night in the Senate, indeed.

Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order

Oddly enough this mirrors a discussion that I had with my parents during breakfast.

Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

BREAKING NEWS: Senator [nation=short]supting[/nation] body slams reporter after being asked about his remarks on Gaelic. More to come at 6!

Pevvania, Humpheria, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Venomringo, Fascist Dred

Jadentopian Order wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Senator [nation=short]supting[/nation] body slams reporter after being asked about his remarks on Gaelic. More to come at 6!

Haha that's about how dramatic it is tonight relative to most proceedings

Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred

Humpheria wrote:Haha that's about how dramatic it is tonight relative to most proceedings

LSPAN ratings are off the chart tonight!

Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Pevvania wrote:Is joining ITCO conditional for the merger?

Without negotiations having taken place, that is simply impossible to say. We're operating under the assumption that it is.

I must say, I'm so impressed by this play-by-play of Senate proceedings that I'm almost tempted to use Discord. Now that's something I never thought I'd say.

Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Condealism wrote:I must say, I'm so impressed by this play-by-play of Senate proceedings that I'm almost tempted to use Discord. Now that's something I never thought I'd say.

Do it man. The Senate is only going to be getting more dramatic I'm sure.

I enjoy presiding over the drama. It fuels me.

Rateria, Condealism

Gaelic withdrawn as nominee and replaced with Narland. Confirmation vote: 4 ayes, 1 abstention. Narland confirmed as AG.

Senate adjourns.

Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred, Jadentopian Order

Condealism wrote:I must say, I'm so impressed by this play-by-play of Senate proceedings that I'm almost tempted to use Discord. Now that's something I never thought I'd say.

Do it.

Pevvania, Rateria

Humpheria wrote:Do it man. The Senate is only going to be getting more dramatic I'm sure.

I enjoy presiding over the drama. It fuels me.

Jadentopian Order wrote:Do it.

You dare incur the wrath of con?

Fine. I've joined as 'con.'

Rateria

Jadentopian Order wrote:Do it.

I shouldn't. It's not the Jedi way.

Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Bernier lost.

Canada would rather have a limousine liberal or an uncharismatic social conservative.

At least the LPC has gained a lot of new members and ripped CPC cards

I am the people's senator.

Humpheria and Pevvania are legislators only because in their years in the region they've managed to manipulate themselves into some sort of royalty.

They are not the voice of the people, I am the voice of the people.

You can see my attacks on them in the Senate Discord as they mindlessly agree with everything the President says, I fight for you guys.

Down with the old and beaten, up with the new, the revolutionary.

SUPTING.

Might be for the best, Trudeau will most likely win in 2019.

The election after that might be more promising. Bernie is just 54. He can run again in the future.

Pevvania, Republic Of Minerva, Rateria

Supting wrote:I am the people's senator.

Just remember that you got into the Senate unopposed.

Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Supting wrote:I am the people's senator.

Humpheria and Pevvania are legislators only because in their years in the region they've managed to manipulate themselves into some sort of royalty.

They are not the voice of the people, I am the voice of the people.

You can see my attacks on them in the Senate Discord as they mindlessly agree with everything the President says, I fight for you guys.

Down with the old and beaten, up with the new, the revolutionary.

SUPTING.

I want you to know that I love you

Miencraft, Pevvania, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

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Supting wrote:I am the people's senator.

[nation]humpheria[/nation] and [nation]pevvania[/nation] are legislators only because in their years in the region they've managed to manipulate themselves into some sort of royalty.

They are not the voice of the people, I am the voice of the people.

You can see my attacks on them in the Senate Discord as they mindlessly agree with everything the President says, I fight for you guys.

Down with the old and beaten, up with the new, the revolutionary.

SUPTING.

Before bashing [nation=short]humpheria[/nation] as not a representative of the people, remember, he got 14 more votes than you.

Before bashing [nation=short]Pevvania[/nation] as not a representative of the people, remember, he's the speaker, technically elected as the representative of the representatives.

Pevvania, Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Hyderbourg wrote:Before bashing [nation=short]humpheria[/nation] as not a representative of the people, remember, he got 14 more votes than you.

Before bashing [nation=short]Pevvania[/nation] as not a representative of the people, remember, he's the speaker, technically elected as the representative of the representatives.

This.

But once you're done doing the remembering thing, I'm eager to see whatcha come up with next.

Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Condealism wrote:

But once you're done doing the remembering thing

And this thing

Miencraft wrote:Just remember that you got into the Senate unopposed.

Rateria, Condealism, The United States Of Patriots, Fascist Dred

Supting wrote:I am the people's senator.

Humpheria and Pevvania are legislators only because in their years in the region they've managed to manipulate themselves into some sort of royalty.

They are not the voice of the people, I am the voice of the people.

You can see my attacks on them in the Senate Discord as they mindlessly agree with everything the President says, I fight for you guys.

Down with the old and beaten, up with the new, the revolutionary.

SUPTING.

This man is blessed by Dred.

Republic Of Minerva, Rateria

Fascist Dred wrote:This man is blessed by Dred.

Shut up. You suck.

The religious battle going on in this region is pointless and makes no sense.

Gaelic Eire Nua

Supting wrote:Shut up. You suck.

The religious battle going on in this region is pointless and makes no sense.

Love you too, hon.

Republic Of Minerva, Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Supting wrote:The religious battle going on in this region is pointless and makes no sense.

You are exactly right, and that is precisely why we're having it!

Join the Lewdomenites. We are the people; not lolbertarian nobility like the Roadists nor militant anti-memers like the Drednoughts. And one day, you, too, may be good at politics!

Rateria

Condealism wrote:You are exactly right, and that is precisely why we're having it!

Join the Lewdomenites. We are the people; not lolbertarian nobility like the Roadists nor militant anti-memers like the Drednoughts. And one day, you, too, may be good at politics!

Don't listen to this homeless street preacher. Follow the dred way and you will be liberrtatem's emperor. Plus a 20% discount at all dredmarts.

Rateria

Fascist Dred wrote:Don't listen to this homeless street preacher. Follow the dred way and you will be liberrtatem's emperor. Plus a 20% discount at all dredmarts.

Homeless street preacher? I'll show you a homeless street preacher! *clears throat*

[spoiler=The so-called Emperor is a coward!]Mhomen the mighty! Mhomen the unerring! Mhomen the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but nations, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of NationStates, and now walk among the dankest memes!

But you were once a citizen! Aye! And as a citizen, you said, "I might want to run for a position , I'm good at politics "

Aye, politics. Politics! Even as a nation, great Mhomen cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Libertatem! The future of libertarianism!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of memes! Mhomen is the true god of memes! Ascended from text-based browser games, to rule the realm of lewdness!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Dredful overlords! Sharing the pantheon with us? With memes? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on the RMB!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Drednoughts take your pepes? Your memes? Your libertarianism? Your very lewdness?

And what do the capitalist Roadsters do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Muh Roads machine enforces the will of Dred! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Roads! Rise up, Lewdomenists! Embrace the word of mighty Mhomen, he who is good at both politics and memes!

For we are the children of memes! And we shall inherit both the dankest memes and NationStates! And we, not the Drednoughts or their toadies, will rule Libertatem! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Mhomen! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Lewd became new, you walked among us, great Mhomen, not as a meme, but as a nation!

Trust in me, RMB! Trust in the words of Condy! For I am the chosen of Mhomen! I alone have been anointed by the environment to spread his holy word![/spoiler]

Rateria

Your cafeteria lunch could kill you btw

Rateria

Condealism wrote:Homeless street preacher? I'll show you a homeless street preacher! *clears throat*

[spoiler=The so-called Emperor is a coward!]Mhomen the mighty! Mhomen the unerring! Mhomen the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but nations, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of NationStates, and now walk among the dankest memes!

But you were once a citizen! Aye! And as a citizen, you said, "I might want to run for a position , I'm good at politics "

Aye, politics. Politics! Even as a nation, great Mhomen cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Libertatem! The future of libertarianism!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of memes! Mhomen is the true god of memes! Ascended from text-based browser games, to rule the realm of lewdness!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Dredful overlords! Sharing the pantheon with us? With memes? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on the RMB!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Drednoughts take your pepes? Your memes? Your libertarianism? Your very lewdness?

And what do the capitalist Roadsters do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Muh Roads machine enforces the will of Dred! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Roads! Rise up, Lewdomenists! Embrace the word of mighty Mhomen, he who is good at both politics and memes!

For we are the children of memes! And we shall inherit both the dankest memes and NationStates! And we, not the Drednoughts or their toadies, will rule Libertatem! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Mhomen! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Lewd became new, you walked among us, great Mhomen, not as a meme, but as a nation!

Trust in me, RMB! Trust in the words of Condy! For I am the chosen of Mhomen! I alone have been anointed by the environment to spread his holy word![/spoiler]

Plagiarize heimskr's speech is a capital offense.

Rateria

Fascist Dred wrote:Plagiarize heimskr's speech is a capital offense.

*ambles over to the chopping block* For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with.

Rateria, Fascist Dred

Condealism wrote:*ambles over to the chopping block* For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with.

Memes and the True Roadsian Faith aside, I've always loved how terrible the animation for the headsman falling down is.

Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred

Supting wrote:I am the people's senator.

... I am the voice of the people.

...

That's rather presumptuous of you.

Rateria, Condealism, Fascist Dred

Condealism wrote:Your cafeteria lunch could kill you btw

How dare you! I will have you know that my fried dolphin burgers are amount the best and my cream de cat liver is a family recipe.

Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Miencraft wrote:Memes and the True Roadsian Faith aside, I've always loved how terrible the animation for the headsman falling down is.

omg same

The United States Of Patriots wrote:That's rather presumptuous of you.

Lord TUSP has spoken!

"Condy, this one's not even deified"

Shhh. I'm the wacky one, I make the canon

Rateria, The United States Of Patriots

Condealism wrote:You are exactly right, and that is precisely why we're having it!

Join the Lewdomenites. We are the people; not lolbertarian nobility like the Roadists nor militant anti-memers like the Drednoughts. And one day, you, too, may be good at politics!

How dare you slander Roads Holy name!

Rateria

Condealism wrote:*ambles over to the chopping block* For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with.

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT!

Rateria, Condealism

The United States Of Patriots wrote:How dare you slander Roads Holy name!

Where we're going, we don't need roads. Join me, TUSP, and I will make your face the greatest in Libertatem (for like three days tops)!

Rateria

Condealism wrote:omg same

Lord TUSP has spoken!

"Condy, this one's not even deified"

Shhh. I'm the wacky one, I make the canon

The real question is if the second voice is really just Condy's schizophrenia or...

Rateria

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