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Region: Libertatem
A guy walks into a bar and is admitted to ICU for treatment for the serious concussion he sustained when walking into a titanium pole.
DOHOHOHO that slaps me on the knee
slaps..... me..... on the...... knee.
Ah.
I can't get into any of the major American sports, mainly because it is difficult to identify with a sports team that represents some big city that I have no relation to. That is why I prefer sports that represent my nation, like FIFA or the Olympics.
Ha, nice.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, CI, AND I COUNTER WITH:
SPAH SAPPIN' MAH DISPENSURR.
I watch sports for the action. Hockey is my favorite for that reason, and American football is next.
I like olympics. Curling is my favorite sport.
-Strike?
But Steam
But Valve
But e
But backwards
But 3
Half-Life 3 confirmed!
My dad says this ironically. I haven't seen it often enough to say it unironically, but I have seen enough to know that it's more entertaining than most of those "world" sports.
Well you see I'm a capitalist so I enjoy watching the children that work in my sweat shops fighting to the death over a scrap of bread. It's like my own little edition of the hunger games.
People make fun of it, but it's pretty fun to do and watch.
I'm literally dead.
Oh lord we love you..
Now that I know his secret I can keep myself entertained for weeks
You know what you don't have, CI? A map spot. You should get one.
Its a conspiracy! Dont do ita, ^
The moment I put myself on a map is the moment someone knows where I am, and can bomb me that way. My nation's too paranoid for that :P
This translates to the following RP nonsense:
"My main nation is in the IRU and isn't on this map anyways because this map only covers Libertatem which is its own planet somehow"
If it keeps me safe, it's not nonsense.
All sense is nonsense in some language.
That's nonsense.
In my town they callthat there some good home cooked habadashery.
Svtrivus nstrilk v'trevusn, nahftre; Consrvitisimna Ierdalisovpnas thr'aso kvarternsah?
The united alavic tsardom just said his founder nation, he is going to let it CTE. the ucr is founderless in a month.
Okay? I don't care about the UCR. They're stoopid heads.
Some arent stupid, persay..
But are they stoopid?
Also it's goddamn per se.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Preach it gurl!
Yas?
Yaaaas gurl
'Murica day is officially in 72 hours.
Now I'm off to sleep until then.
Can you hit me up first. Real quick.
No worries Mien, your VP will be dead by morning. No need to wait THREE days.
I'll send another guy, we'll take him out.
Durn my punctuation.
What.
The hell you going after the VP for? He's been in office for a day.
You must want the President, who used to be VP.
I meant to ask a question. Can you hit me up in chat?
Anhka, you take the President, I'll take the VP.
Aye, you still got the stuff to that room I made last time?
Gotcha, and Amarican gets all their women.
No thx, communist women are terrible. It could be because they can afford running water, soap, body wash, a brush, or any thing else to clean themselves with.
The people of Miencraft are offended that you would believe that our women are Communist.
Well, like 30 are, but that's it.
Now nazi or fascist women are the best. They come loyal and willing to make lots of babies.
uhm......
And this had been "My inner darkness" with American Empire . Tune in next week where we will explore Anerican's complex and socially unacceptable relationship with his uncle, "big Al"
But the people are not offended that we are killling off their elected officiails. Makes sense.
Humpherias got lots of those, what a fashy. :P
Because the guy we apprehended hasn't been willing to talk.
Thank god your politicians are blabbing about it.
Well there was this time were I almost went National Socialist. Just think a nazi me......
I need some sleep. Good night, maniacs.
Of course he hasnt. Hes seen TTA with a horse, inducing full paralysis and disgusted lifelong shock.
And yes, our politicians are blabbing about it, but your highest up politicians wont be blabbing about nothin when were done with em. Isnt that right Humph?
Damn straight
It's Morning In Liberatem. So, goodnight.
Seems you too have kissed and made up.
Murder unites us all.
Ok, then next stop pevs Presidential Palace.
Its LUNCHTIME in Libertatem. Lord Pevvsays so. Hes always right.
Doesnt it?
Indeed...
Soon there won't be a lord pev. (Smiles with a evil TTA smile )
TTA has an evil smile. (Of course he does, the man loves horses. :P)
I remember when I was young and naïve and thought getting sleep aw more important than talking to strangers on the internet
Ha. I feel ya. *adds Lack to hit list*
We wouldn't want your list to be LACKING anything
Of course not. *adds lack again, realizes hes there already, but leaves him there twice.*
We must kill the Pevident.
Oh certainly. Fun fact: those teens that bond over murder on politicak simulators online, are generally the most responsible adulylts :P
Talking to strangers on the internet is way more important than sleep.
Regrettably, sleeping is mandatory for me as I do not get enough to sustain myself during a normal week and have actually felt close to death from fatigue.
So, yeah.
Most definitely.
THEN GO TO SLEEEP!
You always say, Im going to sleep now, then you complain about not sleeping! Go to sleep!
That was neither fun, not a fact. My rights as a consumer have been violated and I demand government intervention .
I don't complain about not sleeping. I don't complain about anything.
*gru voice* Not if theyre dead! *evil laugh*
Uhha.
I suppose I'll just have to work harder
you could be taking naps instead of playing skyrum.......
Post self-deleted by The Amarican Empire.
but you just filed a complaint with pev yesterday.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52fbOOSo5Q&hd=1
Ya Obama you just blame the House GOP for the silence in Washington law making, why don't you tell Harry Reid to allow bills that the house passed to go to a vote in the Senate.
Does anyone else yell at the news when Democrats speak?
Annnnd Ipian CTEd
God bless texas
Grimes has been a diligent and active, if at times controversial, member of the Board. But I'm open to see some change to that Seat, and would like to see how Prussia gets things done.
So, uh, that's what looks like a tie if you discount the two non-citizen votes.
Stupid ties.
Yes
Yay!
Looks at votes. WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THE VOTING LA ST night!
......Just why? Why bring ut up Ankha? WHY?
I've never been with a horse.....
I wasn't going to vote, but I could not let another tie happen.
Horses are filthy animals, bro
Oh no, here we go
.......
NO. This is not starting.
Instead. I want to know when the hell all the votes changed to NP.
And they aren't. Do not go Mr.T up in here.
I have no idea. I wasn't going to vote, but then I saw there was a tie. NOT AGAIN!
Dude, horses are nothing like what you see in my little pony. I don't know if you have ever seen a horse poop, but it is horrid.
There was a tie? You're joking right?
.........Hallo....Hallo...just.....hold on.
Hu I won. I thank all those who supported me and I hope to gain the support of those who opposed me. This board will work with compromise on both ends of the aile. Thus doing so we will work to better this region, but remember the nations before the party.
No, Prussia won
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