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Region: Newlandia
I do love me some Mushroom Aryan Reich
I am bored
same, Vestra-Sverige answer Discord.
Ooga booga
Whew that was close- oh hey guys! I brought back the food I promised. Now time to change my identity to hide from the po- I mean people trying to hunt me down, yeah.
Vest-Skandinavia, Vestra-Sverige
Did you bring the milk? My dad still hasnt come back with it. Its been 69 years.
Vest-Skandinavia, Vestra-Sverige
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Vestra-Sverige
I'm going to the store later. What type of milk you like?
Jk lol
50% fat please
Vestra-Sverige
Okay, imma head out now.
Nitrana i'm backing with the 50% fat milk. I got 4 packs of them!
Ye
Guys im back.
I changed my password and i forgot it lol
Vest-Skandinavia
Welcome!!
Snalaska
Lol
Snalaska
This Post has been issued by the Nitranan ministry of Whispers. - Numquam amet te numquam amet dimittam te!
Furries. Some are nice, some are bad. Some make dem funni stuff at the kitchen table. But how can you identify the bad and good ones?
The bad ones
The bad ones usually dont posses a parental figure(if yes, the are usually about to go for the milk). One can become a bad one by a)The Lack of any Parental Figures or the Bothwentfordamilk syndrome. Or b) the death of both parental figures. If a person is to lack both parental figures for more than 1 to 2 weeks, and hasnt gotten any adoptive or other parental figures, there is a 12.6 % chance that a person will start to show signs of transfurmation to a bad one. The patient will start to show severe symptoms of:
- Dementia
- Fever
- Abnormal growth of facial hair (all over the patients body)
Such symptoms are the beginning of the transfurmation(the beginning of the patient transforming into a animal-like humanoid), and can be cured quite easily. The patient must be locked in a containment cell, and a person from the patients family - a grownup or a teenager which does posses Parental Figures must be called. The Grownup or a Teenager must then say the phrase:Dont worry, [MOTHERNAME] and [FATHERNAME] will eventually come. For the time being, youre gonna stay with us, ok? Just stop this nonsense. If said treatment is not given within 1 week from the start of phase 1, the phase 2 will start. Phase 2 is incurable. If patient reaches stage 2, termination is to be considered. Symptoms of stage 2 are:
- Severe Dementia - patient will start to not use the letters R and L and replace them with W. For example:I want to wawk to the malw, to buy a toy wobot.
- Complete transformation of patients body - the facial hair will grow abnormally faster than normal, and will cover the patient completely like a fur. The facial hair will also start to possibly change color to not normal colors ( ex. Pink, red, green)
- The patient will start to grow a furry tentacle between his legs that resembles a tail. The tentacle is not completely covered, and resembles a rat tail without fur.
Phase 2 ends within 5 days. Phase three will start the next day after phase 2 has finished. In Phase 3, the patient is completely transfurred and will be transformed to three different classes. Phase 3 symptoms are:
- The letters R and L are completely replaced with W. Example: I wiww go to the cinema and buy tickets fow Mowbius.
- the patient will emit three varying sounds after each sentence: UwU OwO or Nyaaa.
- the tentacle that grew in phase 2 will completely cover itself with fur.
- stripes of colors will start to appear within the fur.
- The patient will loose any sanity left and will be completely transfurred.
- The patients mouth will lengthen itself, resembling a mammal animal one.
- The patients teeth will start to resemble mammal animal teeth.
- The patient will start to emit a goo (of the color of his primary color). If a healthy person steps into such goo, he will be infected start to be transfurred by the goo as its slowly covers them. The people that are infected by the goo method can be easily cured. They need to touch grass, then shower.
Other symptoms vary from the 3 different classes. Not every bad one will get a class. The non transformed ones(about 90% of all) are identified as walkers and are used to spread the bad ones. The 3 discovered classes are:
A) Brutes: the ones that transform into brutes are usually dog-like or horse-like. additional symptoms:
- Heavily increased muscle mass and sturdiness
- Heavily decreased intelligence.
B) Stalkers: Stalkers usually resemble cats or foxes. Stalkers attack stealthily, as they are not sturdy as much as the brutes.
additional symptoms:
- increased stealth
- decreased sturdiness
- deceased strength
C) Fliers: This class will grow a pair of small wings, allowing it limited flying. There are none additional symptoms except for this one.
The Good/Normal Ones
These are just ordinary people who like to have costumes of animals on conventions. They just take it as a hobby. What? You say thats bad? Whats bad with that?! You monster!
Great!
Vestra-Sverige
SCP-420 but furry
I do suppose that would be hard to contain
Inactive RMB 💀💀
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Not trying to break the thread but how do you make custom nation type
Daddy Pompus
500 million people
Snalaska, Daddy Pompus
You have to have 500 million people in your nation to get it. If you do, the classification will turn into a text box meaning that you can now type in your own nation type.
Snalaska, Daddy Pompus
whats up all, somehow everyone is active.
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Ayo! Why did I got kicked from the server?
Nitranan Ministry of Whispers - Numquam amet te numquam amet dimittam te!
[LOG-001] - FIRST CONTACT WITH THE DISEASE
30th May, 2015, the police forces from Preov got a very distressing call. Because of the severity of the situation, a special operations team of 3 was deployed. Here is a log from the operation
[VOICE A] - Corporal Ivana Nemcová
[VOICE B] - Lieutenant Adam Krovnan
[VOICE C] - Lieutenant Luká Weiss
[CO] - Command
[starting=LOG001
start completed.
A: Hello? Command? Is this thing on?
CO: Yes. Confirm your positions.
A: Confirmed. Were at the entrance to the house. No signs of anything yet.
CO: You have the permission to enter the building.
A: Alright. Were in.
CO: How does the room look like? Any weird stuff going on?
A: It seems to be a living room? Yeah, living room connected with a kitchen. B, C, go search it. Its all really dark.
C&B: Roger.
*static for about 5 minutes, sounds can be heard from the tape as the officers search the rooms*
C: Uhh, corporal? I think I found something Its a white gooey thing. Its all over the kitchen table!
A: Huh. Command, weve found a strange white gooey substance all over the kitchen table.
CO: Collect a sample.
B: Everything normal here!
CO: Advance further into the building.
A: Yes sir.
*sounds of feet clapping on the floor*
A: We have come to the end of the house. Its a hallway. There are three rooms in here.
CO: Good. Go in numerical order. 2 people in one room investigating, one out in the hallway, watching.
*door creeks open*
A: It seems to be a kids bedroom? There are two beds, judging by the toys and the all over look of the room, they had two girls. In their teenage years.
CO: I can confirm that. Keep searching.
B: Command! Ive found that white gooey stuff! Its all over the beds.
CO: Collect samples.
C: The goo is all over the toys too. There is a substantial layer of dust as well. It seems this room wasnt used a long time ago.
CO: Collect samples. Any weird things except for the goo?
A: Uhhh yeah. Theres a doctors note. It seems the kids havent been in school for over a month. Theres nothing else here.
CO: Take it. Move to the next room.
*sounds of steps. They go through the door to the hallway then to the next door. The door creaks. Suddenly, swinging of a bat of some sorts can be heard.*
?: YOU [REDACTED] MONSTERS! GET THE [REDACTED] OUT! YOU ARE NOT MY FAMILY ANYMORE!
A: JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
?: You arent them? Are you the police?! THANK GOD!
A: Sir, calm down. Who are you?
?: I-Im the man of this house. The one that called you. Shortly after my battery died. Please dont let THEM get me. P-Please!
A: We wont hurt you. Lieutenant Krovnan here will escort you out of the building.
?: Dont touch the goo. It will change you.
A: Dont worry. Youre safe now.
B: Lets go sir.
?: A-Alright. P-Please be careful. I locked them inside the bathroom. Dont go in! At ANY cost!
A: Command? What should we do?
CO: Continue the operation. Go to the bathroom.
*walking can be heard as they move through the hallway.*
C: Shoot! Its locked. Stand aside corporal, Ill blast this thing off!
*shooting, metal lock falling on the ground sounds.MP4*
*door creeks open*
?(2.0): Have you come to save us UwU? Join us officew!
C: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- AHHHHHH!
A: Weiss!
*snarling and Nyaaa can be heard.*
C: GET THE [REDACTED OUTTA HERE! BEFORE ITS TOO LA- AHHHHHH!
A: SHI-
*gunshots, running.*
CO: A?! A! CORPORAL! ABORTH THE MISSION! ABORT THE [REDACTED] MISSION!
A: IM ALMOST OUT!
?(3.0): Come pway with us miss! We awe cute witwwe animaws!
*door shuts*
A: Im Im out.
CO: Thank god youre safe. Get back to the police station. The police will escort you.
[ENDOFTAPE]
The house and the street have been put into quarantine. The Patient 0 - a young teenage girl was terminated. So was her sister. The man had succumbed to his injuries in the hospital. The hospital was quarantined. The Mother has been escorted for future research. Corporal Nemcová has been put into quarantine for 5 days. Luckily, she was not infected. She was awarded with the Royal Cross of Braveness, and so was her colleague. Lieutenant Weiss has been found ripped apart in the hallway, covered in white goo. He has been cremated and has been awarded the In Memoriam Cross of Braveness and The Cross of Sacrifice for Others.
[END OF DOCUMENT]
This shouldnt be taken as canon (why would you lol)
Vestra-Sverige
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Noooooooo we missed Q
Snalaska
Its ok
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Who gives a f**k about Q?
Vestra-Sverige, Flofsf, Snalaska
Lmao
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Snalaska
Lol i love it how you changed my quote
Vestra-Sverige
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Why the F are we using Kaiserreichs rules?
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You are weird
mine bad wait
fixed
Does anyone know the Discord link isn't working?
Flofsf, Newlandia Founder Nation
https://discord.gg/MMQSkKBDjF
I should probably tell them to put the expiration date to never
Newlandia Founder Nation
Now It is fixed
Yo!
Flofsf, Snalaska
Thanks
Newlandia Founder Nation
Yay more nations
Newlandia Founder Nation
Welcome
well hello all of ya how is ya doin?
Snalaska
Hello, and im fine
i cant join the discord can someone send me a different invite
Vest-Skandinavia
https://discord.gg/NmeV6Fnk, also in WFE we have actual Discord Link which is Working
Good!
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Vest-Skandinavia
Hello
Vest-Skandinavia, Snalaska
Hi!
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Flofsf, Newlandia Founder Nation, Social Democrats
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Newlandia Founder Nation, Social Democrats
Yay we finished the alphabets
🎵Those are all our ABCs, please help me Im going insane.🎵
Snalaska, Newlandia Founder Nation
Nah, imma skip it.
Newlandia Founder Nation
Fill this form out to create a political party! https://forms.gle/TrM83NQwBAGmVha79
Newlandia Founder Nation
The Socialist Party (SP) has been created by Vestra-Sverige with their leader being Erin Lyn!
Newlandia Founder Nation
Welcome
Social Democrats
The Modern Liberal Party (MLP) has been created by, I think Vest-Skandinavia, with their leader being Franz Shulz! Remember that all political parties were erased and you don't need to have a flag but it's reccomended so people can raise 'em when your party wins.
Almost 50 nations, glory to god. That's a lot.
Snalaska
More than ever.
Vestra-Sverige
Yep
Snalaska
I created it
Newlandia Founder Nation
Okay, just forgot to add the thing were you add your nationstates name.
Newlandia Founder Nation
I fixed some things so you don't have to have a flag and insert your nationstates name.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScZ3OcvMALEHpKoRbfUPbX0HXJU5ELitbN1N-gPS4dsA3Fisw
Newlandia Founder Nation
Hey
Vestra-Sverige
Sup, let's do it!
Newlandia To make Elections more Important, We gonna move more to Political Simulation. We gonna have Economic Stats, Diseases and many more coming! Like Map of Newlandia. (thanks vest for writing this)
Newlandia Founder Nation
Also theres going to be campanging for the elections!
Newlandia Founder Nation
oh wow cool factbook update!! very convenient
Vestra-Sverige
The new party Humanistic Egalitarian-Libertarian Party (HELP), lol, has been created by Flofsf with their leader being Constantine Robespierre. We now have 3 parties, reminder. You can always join a party if you want!
Newlandia Founder Nation
Newly made form with Ideoligies and Colours.
Newlandia Founder Nation
https://forms.gle/paKqBvqtWMrmWJMq8
3 Parties
Social Democratic Party (SDP) with Karl Andersson II (Vestra-Sverige)
Progressive Alliance (PA) with Ione Bellara (Vest-Skandinavia)
Humanistic Egalitarian-Libertarian Party (HELP) with Constantine Robspierre (Flofsf)
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vestra-sverige/detail=factbook/id=1733451
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.