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Nitrana wrote:Very Disturbing Facts That just Came up on my mind

1) If we put a Mario hat on Hilter we’d have the Mushroom Reich not the Mushroom Kingdom. I’m pretty sure Bowser would be the good guy.

2) If animals from Chernobyl would mutate and we would find a way to shrink em and put em into balls, we’d have Pokémon irl!

german ah sorry mushroom reich!

Gorarian Unieae wrote:Lol Fascist Mario and Pokémon irl!!!

I do love me some Mushroom Aryan Reich

Daddy Pompus wrote:I am bored

same, Vestra-Sverige answer Discord.

Whew that was close- oh hey guys! I brought back the food I promised. Now time to change my identity to hide from the po- I mean people trying to hunt me down, yeah.

Vest-Skandinavia, Vestra-Sverige

Gorarian Unieae wrote:Whew that was close- oh hey guys! I brought back the food I promised. Now time to change my identity to hide from the po- I mean people trying to hunt me down, yeah.

Did you bring the milk? My dad still hasn’t come back with it. It’s been 69 years.

Vest-Skandinavia, Vestra-Sverige

Nitrana wrote:Did you bring the milk? My dad still hasn’t come back with it. It’s been 69 years.

):

Vestra-Sverige

Nitrana wrote:Did you bring the milk? My dad still hasn’t come back with it. It’s been 69 years.

I'm going to the store later. What type of milk you like?

Vest-Skandinavia wrote:):

Jk lol

Vestra-Sverige wrote:I'm going to the store later. What type of milk you like?

50% fat please

Vestra-Sverige

Nitrana wrote:Jk lol

50% fat please

Okay, imma head out now.

Nitrana i'm backing with the 50% fat milk. I got 4 packs of them!

Nitrana wrote:Did you bring the milk? My dad still hasn’t come back with it. It’s been 69 years.

Ye

Guys im back.

I changed my password and i forgot it lol

Vest-Skandinavia

Snalaska wrote:Guys im back.

I changed my password and i forgot it lol

Welcome!!

Snalaska

Snalaska wrote:Guys im back.

I changed my password and i forgot it lol

Lol

Snalaska

This Post has been issued by the Nitranan ministry of Whispers. - Numquam amet te numquam amet dimittam te!

Furries. Some are nice, some are bad. Some make dem funni stuff at the kitchen table. But how can you identify the bad and good ones?

The bad ones

The bad ones usually don’t posses a parental figure(if yes, the are usually about to go for the milk). One can become a “bad one” by a)The Lack of any Parental Figures or the “Bothwentfordamilk syndrome.” Or b) the death of both parental figures. If a person is to lack both parental figures for more than 1 to 2 weeks, and hasn’t gotten any adoptive or other parental figures, there is a 12.6 % chance that a person will start to show signs of transfurmation to a “bad one.” The patient will start to show severe symptoms of:

- Dementia

- Fever

- Abnormal growth of facial hair (all over the patients body)

Such symptoms are the beginning of the transfurmation(the beginning of the patient transforming into a animal-like humanoid), and can be cured quite easily. The patient must be locked in a containment cell, and a person from the patient’s family - a grownup or a teenager which does posses Parental Figures must be called. The Grownup or a Teenager must then say the phrase:”Don’t worry, [MOTHERNAME] and [FATHERNAME] will eventually come. For the time being, you’re gonna stay with us, ok? Just stop this nonsense.” If said treatment is not given within 1 week from the start of phase 1, the phase 2 will start. Phase 2 is incurable. If patient reaches stage 2, termination is to be considered. Symptoms of stage 2 are:

- Severe Dementia - patient will start to not use the letters R and L and replace them with W. For example:”I want to wawk to the malw, to buy a toy wobot.”

- Complete transformation of patients body - the facial hair will grow abnormally faster than normal, and will cover the patient completely like a fur. The facial hair will also start to possibly change color to not normal colors ( ex. Pink, red, green)

- The patient will start to grow a furry tentacle between his legs that resembles a tail. The tentacle is not completely covered, and resembles a rat tail without fur.

Phase 2 ends within 5 days. Phase three will start the next day after phase 2 has finished. In Phase 3, the patient is completely transfurred and will be transformed to three different classes. Phase 3 symptoms are:

- The letters R and L are completely replaced with W. Example: “I wiww go to the cinema and buy tickets fow Mowbius.”

- the patient will emit three varying sounds after each sentence: “UwU” “OwO” or “Nyaaa.”

- the tentacle that grew in phase 2 will completely cover itself with fur.

- stripes of colors will start to appear within the fur.

- The patient will loose any sanity left and will be completely transfurred.

- The patients mouth will lengthen itself, resembling a mammal animal one.

- The patients teeth will start to resemble mammal animal teeth.

- The patient will start to emit a goo (of the color of his primary color). If a healthy person steps into such goo, he will be “infected” start to be transfurred by the goo as it’s slowly covers them. The people that are infected by the goo method can be easily cured. They need to touch grass, then shower.

Other symptoms vary from the 3 different classes. Not every “bad one” will get a class. The non transformed ones(about 90% of all) are identified as “walkers” and are used to spread the “bad ones.” The 3 discovered classes are:

A) Brutes: the ones that transform into brutes are usually dog-like or horse-like. additional symptoms:

- Heavily increased muscle mass and sturdiness

- Heavily decreased intelligence.

B) Stalkers: Stalkers usually resemble cats or foxes. Stalkers attack stealthily, as they are not sturdy as much as the brutes.

additional symptoms:

- increased stealth

- decreased sturdiness

- deceased strength

C) Fliers: This class will grow a pair of small wings, allowing it limited flying. There are none additional symptoms except for this one.

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The Good/Normal Ones

These are just ordinary people who like to have costumes of animals on conventions. They just take it as a hobby. What? You say that’s bad? What’s bad with that?! You monster!

Vestra-Sverige wrote:Nitrana i'm backing with the 50% fat milk. I got 4 packs of them!

Great!

Vestra-Sverige

Nitrana wrote:This Post has been issued by the Nitranan ministry of Whispers. - Numquam amet te numquam amet dimittam te!

Furries. Some are nice, some are bad. Some make dem funni stuff at the kitchen table. But how can you identify the bad and good ones?

The bad ones

The bad ones usually don’t posses a parental figure(if yes, the are usually about to go for the milk). One can become a “bad one” by a)The Lack of any Parental Figures or the “Bothwentfordamilk syndrome.” Or b) the death of both parental figures. If a person is to lack both parental figures for more than 1 to 2 weeks, and hasn’t gotten any adoptive or other parental figures, there is a 12.6 % chance that a person will start to show signs of transfurmation to a “bad one.” The patient will start to show severe symptoms of:

- Dementia

- Fever

- Abnormal growth of facial hair (all over the patients body)

Such symptoms are the beginning of the transfurmation(the beginning of the patient transforming into a animal-like humanoid), and can be cured quite easily. The patient must be locked in a containment cell, and a person from the patient’s family - a grownup or a teenager which does posses Parental Figures must be called. The Grownup or a Teenager must then say the phrase:”Don’t worry, [MOTHERNAME] and [FATHERNAME] will eventually come. For the time being, you’re gonna stay with us, ok? Just stop this nonsense.” If said treatment is not given within 1 week from the start of phase 1, the phase 2 will start. Phase 2 is incurable. If patient reaches stage 2, termination is to be considered. Symptoms of stage 2 are:

- Severe Dementia - patient will start to not use the letters R and L and replace them with W. For example:”I want to wawk to the malw, to buy a toy wobot.”

- Complete transformation of patients body - the facial hair will grow abnormally faster than normal, and will cover the patient completely like a fur. The facial hair will also start to possibly change color to not normal colors ( ex. Pink, red, green)

- The patient will start to grow a furry tentacle between his legs that resembles a tail. The tentacle is not completely covered, and resembles a rat tail without fur.

Phase 2 ends within 5 days. Phase three will start the next day after phase 2 has finished. In Phase 3, the patient is completely transfurred and will be transformed to three different classes. Phase 3 symptoms are:

- The letters R and L are completely replaced with W. Example: “I wiww go to the cinema and buy tickets fow Mowbius.”

- the patient will emit three varying sounds after each sentence: “UwU” “OwO” or “Nyaaa.”

- the tentacle that grew in phase 2 will completely cover itself with fur.

- stripes of colors will start to appear within the fur.

- The patient will loose any sanity left and will be completely transfurred.

- The patients mouth will lengthen itself, resembling a mammal animal one.

- The patients teeth will start to resemble mammal animal teeth.

- The patient will start to emit a goo (of the color of his primary color). If a healthy person steps into such goo, he will be “infected” start to be transfurred by the goo as it’s slowly covers them. The people that are infected by the goo method can be easily cured. They need to touch grass, then shower.

Other symptoms vary from the 3 different classes. Not every “bad one” will get a class. The non transformed ones(about 90% of all) are identified as “walkers” and are used to spread the “bad ones.” The 3 discovered classes are:

A) Brutes: the ones that transform into brutes are usually dog-like or horse-like. additional symptoms:

- Heavily increased muscle mass and sturdiness

- Heavily decreased intelligence.

B) Stalkers: Stalkers usually resemble cats or foxes. Stalkers attack stealthily, as they are not sturdy as much as the brutes.

additional symptoms:

- increased stealth

- decreased sturdiness

- deceased strength

C) Fliers: This class will grow a pair of small wings, allowing it limited flying. There are none additional symptoms except for this one.

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The Good/Normal Ones

These are just ordinary people who like to have costumes of animals on conventions. They just take it as a hobby. What? You say that’s bad? What’s bad with that?! You monster!

SCP-420 but furry

Gorarian Unieae wrote:SCP-420 but furry

I do suppose that would be hard to contain

Inactive RMB 💀💀

Snalaska wrote:In actively 💀💀

A

Daddy Pompus wrote:F

G

Daddy Pompus

Flofsf wrote:G

H

Daddy Pompus

Poluostrov wrote:YO

Hi :p

Daddy Pompus

Not trying to break the thread but how do you make custom nation type

Daddy Pompus

Snalaska wrote:Not trying to break the thread but how do you make custom nation type

500 million people

Snalaska, Daddy Pompus

Snalaska wrote:Not trying to break the thread but how do you make custom nation type

You have to have 500 million people in your nation to get it. If you do, the classification will turn into a text box meaning that you can now type in your own nation type.

Snalaska, Daddy Pompus

whats up all, somehow everyone is active.

Daddy Pompus

Landfield wrote:J

K

Daddy Pompus

Snalaska wrote:K

L

Daddy Pompus

Landfield wrote:N

O

Daddy Pompus

Ayo! Why did I got kicked from the server?

Nitranan Ministry of Whispers - Numquam amet te numquam amet dimittam te!

[LOG-001] - FIRST CONTACT WITH THE DISEASE

30th May, 2015, the police forces from Prešov got a very distressing call. Because of the severity of the situation, a special operations team of 3 was deployed. Here is a log from the operation

[VOICE A] - Corporal Ivana Nemcová

[VOICE B] - Lieutenant Adam Krovnan

[VOICE C] - Lieutenant LukᚠWeiss

[CO] - Command

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[starting=LOG001

…

start completed.

…

A: Hello? Command? Is this thing on?

CO: Yes. Confirm your positions.

A: Confirmed. We’re at the entrance to the house. No signs of anything yet.

CO: You have the permission to enter the building.

A: Alright. We’re in.

CO: How does the room look like? Any weird stuff going on?

A: It seems to be a… living room? Yeah, living room connected with a kitchen. B, C, go search it. It’s all really dark.

C&B: Roger.

*static for about 5 minutes, sounds can be heard from the tape as the officers search the rooms*

C: Uhh, corporal? I think I found something… It’s a… white gooey thing. It’s all over the kitchen table!

A: Huh. Command, we’ve found a strange white gooey substance all over the kitchen table.

CO: Collect a sample.

B: Everything normal here!

CO: Advance further into the building.

A: Yes sir.

*sounds of feet clapping on the floor*

A: We have come to the end of the house. It’s a hallway. There are three rooms in here.

CO: Good. Go in numerical order. 2 people in one room investigating, one out in the hallway, watching.

*door creeks open*

A: It seems to be a… kid’s bedroom? There are two beds, judging by the toys and the all over look of the room, they had two girls. In their teenage years.

CO: I can confirm that. Keep searching.

B: Command! I’ve found that white gooey stuff! It’s all over the beds.

CO: Collect samples.

C: The goo is all over the toys too. There is a substantial layer of dust as well. It seems this room wasn’t used a long time ago.

CO: Collect samples. Any weird things except for the goo?

A: Uhhh… yeah. There’s a… doctors note. It seems the kids haven’t been in school for over a month. There’s nothing else here.

CO: Take it. Move to the next room.

*sounds of steps. They go through the door to the hallway then to the next door. The door creaks. Suddenly, swinging of a bat of some sorts can be heard.*

?: YOU [REDACTED] MONSTERS! GET THE [REDACTED] OUT! YOU ARE NOT MY FAMILY ANYMORE!

A: JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!

?: … You aren’t them? Are you the police?! THANK GOD!

A: Sir, calm down. Who are you?

?: I-I’m the man of this house. The one that called you. Shortly after my battery died. Please don’t let THEM get me. P-Please!

A: We won’t hurt you. Lieutenant Krovnan here will escort you out of the building.

?: Don’t touch the goo. It will… change you.

A: … Don’t worry. You’re safe now.

B: Let’s go sir.

?: A-Alright. P-Please be careful. I locked them inside the bathroom. Don’t go in! At ANY cost!

A: Command? What should we do?

CO: Continue the operation. Go to the bathroom.

*walking can be heard as they move through the hallway.*

C: Shoot! It’s locked. Stand aside corporal, I’ll blast this thing off!

*shooting, metal lock falling on the ground sounds.MP4*

*door creeks open*

?(2.0): Have you come to save us UwU? Join us officew!

C: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- AHHHHHH!

A: Weiss!

*snarling and “Nyaaa” can be heard.*

C: GET THE [REDACTED OUTTA HERE! BEFORE ITS TOO LA- AHHHHHH!

A: SHI-

*gunshots, running.*

CO: A?! A! CORPORAL! ABORTH THE MISSION! ABORT THE [REDACTED] MISSION!

A: IM ALMOST OUT!

?(3.0): Come pway with us miss! We awe cute witwwe animaws!

*door shuts*

A: I’m… I’m out.

CO: Thank god you’re safe. Get back to the police station. The police will escort you.

[ENDOFTAPE]

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The house and the street have been put into quarantine. The “Patient 0” - a young teenage girl was terminated. So was her “sister.” The man had succumbed to his injuries in the hospital. The hospital was quarantined. The “Mother” has been escorted for future research. Corporal Nemcová has been put into quarantine for 5 days. Luckily, she was not infected. She was awarded with the Royal Cross of Braveness, and so was her colleague. Lieutenant Weiss has been found ripped apart in the hallway, covered in white goo. He has been cremated and has been awarded the In Memoriam Cross of Braveness and The Cross of Sacrifice for Others.

[END OF DOCUMENT]

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This shouldn’t be taken as canon (why would you lol)

Vestra-Sverige

Noooooooo we missed Q

Snalaska

Flofsf wrote:Noooooooo we missed Q

Its ok

Nitrana wrote:R

S

Flofsf wrote:Noooooooo we missed Q

Who gives a f**k about Q?

Vestra-Sverige, Flofsf, Snalaska

Gorarian Unieae wrote:Who gives a f**k about Q?

Lmao

Snalaska wrote:S is very sussy among us

T

Snalaska

Vestra-Sverige wrote:T is for Tofu

Lol i love it how you changed my quote

Vestra-Sverige

Vestra-Sverige wrote:T is also for toothpaste

U

Why the F are we using Kaiserreich’s rules?

Gorarian Unieae wrote:uwu true

You are weird

Does anyone know the Discord link isn't working?

Flofsf, Newlandia Founder Nation

Hanch wrote:Does anyone know the Discord link isn't working?

https://discord.gg/MMQSkKBDjF

I should probably tell them to put the expiration date to never

Newlandia Founder Nation

Gorarian Unieae wrote:https://discord.gg/MMQSkKBDjF

I should probably tell them to put the expiration date to never

Now It is fixed

Thanks

Newlandia Founder Nation

Yay more nations

Newlandia Founder Nation

well hello all of ya how is ya doin?

Snalaska

Foxy Empir wrote:well hello all of ya how is ya doin?

Hello, and im fine

i cant join the discord can someone send me a different invite

Vest-Skandinavia

Foxy Empir wrote:i cant join the discord can someone send me a different invite

https://discord.gg/NmeV6Fnk, also in WFE we have actual Discord Link which is Working

Foxy Empir wrote:well hello all of ya how is ya doin?

Good!

Gorarian Unieae wrote:V

W

Vest-Skandinavia

Hello

Vest-Skandinavia, Snalaska

Social Democrats wrote:Hello

Hi!

Flofsf wrote:uwu

X

Flofsf, Newlandia Founder Nation, Social Democrats

Vestra-Sverige wrote:we would never finish the alphabet
z

Newlandia Founder Nation, Social Democrats

Daddy Pompus wrote:Zo mama xd

Yay we finished the alphabets

Snalaska wrote:Yay we finished the alphabets

🎵Those are all our ABCs, please help me I’m going insane.🎵

Snalaska, Newlandia Founder Nation

Nitrana wrote:🎵Those are all our ABCs, please help me I’m going insane.🎵

Nah, imma skip it.

Newlandia Founder Nation

Fill this form out to create a political party! https://forms.gle/TrM83NQwBAGmVha79

Newlandia Founder Nation

The Socialist Party (SP) has been created by Vestra-Sverige with their leader being Erin Lyn!

Newlandia Founder Nation

Social Democrats wrote:Hello

Welcome

Social Democrats

The Modern Liberal Party (MLP) has been created by, I think Vest-Skandinavia, with their leader being Franz Shulz! Remember that all political parties were erased and you don't need to have a flag but it's reccomended so people can raise 'em when your party wins.

Almost 50 nations, glory to god. That's a lot.

Snalaska

Vestra-Sverige wrote:Almost 50 nations, glory to god. That's a lot.

More than ever.

Vestra-Sverige

Snalaska wrote:More than ever.

Yep

Snalaska

Vestra-Sverige wrote:The Modern Liberal Party (MLP) has been created by, I think Vest-Skandinavia, with their leader being Franz Shulz! Remember that all political parties were erased and you don't need to have a flag but it's reccomended so people can raise 'em when your party wins.

I created it

Newlandia Founder Nation

Social Democrats wrote:I created it

Okay, just forgot to add the thing were you add your nationstates name.

Newlandia Founder Nation

I fixed some things so you don't have to have a flag and insert your nationstates name.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScZ3OcvMALEHpKoRbfUPbX0HXJU5ELitbN1N-gPS4dsA3Fisw

Newlandia Founder Nation

Newlandia Founder Nation wrote:Hey, i've decided to take over the world.

Sup, let's do it!

Newlandia To make Elections more Important, We gonna move more to Political Simulation. We gonna have Economic Stats, Diseases and many more coming! Like Map of Newlandia. (thanks vest for writing this)

Newlandia Founder Nation

Also theres going to be campanging for the elections!

Newlandia Founder Nation

oh wow cool factbook update!! very convenient

Vestra-Sverige

The new party Humanistic Egalitarian-Libertarian Party (HELP), lol, has been created by Flofsf with their leader being Constantine Robespierre. We now have 3 parties, reminder. You can always join a party if you want!

Newlandia Founder Nation

Newly made form with Ideoligies and Colours.

Newlandia Founder Nation

Vestra-Sverige wrote:Newly made form with Ideoligies and Colours.

https://forms.gle/paKqBvqtWMrmWJMq8

3 Parties

Social Democratic Party (SDP) with Karl Andersson II (Vestra-Sverige)

Progressive Alliance (PA) with Ione Bellara (Vest-Skandinavia)

Humanistic Egalitarian-Libertarian Party (HELP) with Constantine Robspierre (Flofsf)

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vestra-sverige/detail=factbook/id=1733451

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Written by Refuge Isle.