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So Pep wrote:Sarrelandia might I suggest a snickers, you’ve been acting weird lately.

SNICKERS

Your not you when your hungry

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Sarrelandia wrote:Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician?

He told the audience that he would disappear on the count of three. “Uno…Dos…” and poof, he disappeared without a tres.

im gonna make my own

what did the bee's in germany invade

polen

Ragnox

*eats chips*

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Hmm it appears that Russia has invaded Ukraine

I’m off to my bunker

Ragnox, Adephia, The New Jabanese

So Pep wrote:Hmm it appears that Russia has invaded Ukraine

I’m off to my bunker

Wait what

*checks news*

IMA BOOK MY TICKET TO SWITZERLAND

So Pep, The New Jabanese

So Pep wrote:Hmm it appears that Russia has invaded Ukraine

I’m off to my bunker

Selsordia wrote:Wait what

*checks news*

IMA BOOK MY TICKET TO SWITZERLAND

Welp, C r a p

So Pep, The New Jabanese, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:Hmm it appears that Russia has invaded Ukraine

I’m off to my bunker

Selsordia wrote:Wait what

*checks news*

IMA BOOK MY TICKET TO SWITZERLAND

Arkilandic wrote:Welp, C r a p

hope we survive or that it doesnt turn into ww3

So Pep, Selsordia

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

So Pep, Adephia

Ragnox wrote:I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

Oh Son of a-

Ragnox, So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Oh Son of a-

My timing is impeccable.

So Pep

I find it hilarious that most of us agreed that we didn’t need a ton of office positions yet, we have more than ever.

So Pep, Adephia

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2y67hu67h7u6y

uh6y7uh6yu7h7

u66y7uyhu627u

h6uy7hu6yuh7u

find the twos h6uyh76u

So Pep, The New Jabanese

The New Jabanese wrote:im gonna make my own

what did the bee's in germany invade

polen

Ragnox wrote:My timing is impeccable.

what of mine

So Pep

The New Jabanese wrote:what of mine

very noice

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Hmm it appears that Russia has invaded Ukraine

I’m off to my bunker

Me too

So Pep

Hello

Ragnox, So Pep

Finally my political party is official with its own flag and factbook. Huzzah!

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

Hey, I already did that

Ragnox, So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Hey, I already did that

I thought it was a good time.

So Pep

Light travels faster than sound. Turns out that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

11:59:59 is my favourite time of day - it's second to noon.

So Pep

why are we so ded

The Hazar Amisnery, Adephia

So Pep wrote:why are we so ded

wot

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:wot

who

Adephia, Sarrelandia

Sarrelandia wrote:wot

why

Kasase, Adephia

So Pep wrote:why

the people's republic of china

So Pep

Kasase wrote:the people's republic of china

the federation of russia

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:the federation of russia

*the russian federation

das Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Ragnox, So Pep

Kasase wrote:*the russian federation

das Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Oh well

So Pep

Kasase wrote:*the russian federation

das Bundesrepublik Deutschland

The bulshevek revolution

Kasase, So Pep

In 30 min, You will see Popular Commercial Sarrelandia and its jokes

Ragnox

Why does Willem Dafoe always play villians?

If he played a good guy, he'd be Willem Dafriend.

One evening, Vlad Putin was very upset.... His aid walks up to him - and asks what's wrong ?

Putin : We need to get rid of these time zones..

Aid: Why Sir ? These time zones keep all of us sane..

Putin: No.. get rid of them.. we need one time for all of us..

Aid: Sir, may I ask why ?

Putin: Do you know about the crash, the helicopter that was carrying the Ukraine prime minister ? I called them yesterday at 8PM to share my condolences..

Aid: Hmm..

Putin: Apparently it was not 8PM there yet - and the helicopter had not taken off yet !!!

Sarrelandia wrote:One evening, Vlad Putin was very upset.... His aid walks up to him - and asks what's wrong ?

Putin : We need to get rid of these time zones..

Aid: Why Sir ? These time zones keep all of us sane..

Putin: No.. get rid of them.. we need one time for all of us..

Aid: Sir, may I ask why ?

Putin: Do you know about the crash, the helicopter that was carrying the Ukraine prime minister ? I called them yesterday at 8PM to share my condolences..

Aid: Hmm..

Putin: Apparently it was not 8PM there yet - and the helicopter had not taken off yet !!!

That’s actually kinda funny

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.

It's a step by step guide.

Adephia

Putin is going through passport control.

He’s asked:

“Final destination?”

“Kiev”

“Occupation?”

“yes”

The boss calls in his best worker for a performance evaluation.

Everything goes well but at the end of the meeting, the worker says "I think you should give me a raise. I'll have you know there are three other companies who are after me."

The boss raises his brow and asks, "Who?"

The worker replies, "Electric, Gas, and Phone.."

I heard that the flat earthers are against covid restrictions.

It apparently drives them over the edge

Sarrelandia and its jokes will now shortly resume after these messages

Sarrelandia wrote:I heard that the flat earthers are against covid restrictions.

It apparently drives them over the edge

The king of dad jokes

Sarrelandia and its jokes have returned and will be posting the following jokes

A Genie grants a wish.

I met a magical Genie. He gave me one wish. I said, "I wish I could be you.

The Genue saud, "Weurd wush but U wull grant ut."

Why did the Mexican take Valium?

For Hispanic attacks.

When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party

Now I’m homeless

Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.

Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.

Sarrelandia wrote:A Genie grants a wish.

I met a magical Genie. He gave me one wish. I said, "I wish I could be you.

The Genue saud, "Weurd wush but U wull grant ut."

Sarrelandia wrote:Why did the Mexican take Valium?

For Hispanic attacks.

Sarrelandia wrote:When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party

Now I’m homeless

There is more dad jokes

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:There is more dad jokes

I need a button for my next joke, how u make button on Ns which says click to show

So Pep

I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:I need a button for my next joke, how u make button on Ns which says click to show

[spoiIer] Example [/spoiler]

[spoiler=Like this?]Example eh[/spoiler]

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Stop the car then go outside? Why did you ask, I’m not in Sweden

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:[spoiIer] Example [/spoiler]

[spoiler=Like this?]Example eh[/spoiler]

Ok, I will be selling the greatest joke of all time. 100k(not irl money) its made me laugh and wheeze

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Ok, I will be selling the greatest joke of all time. 100k(not irl money) its made me laugh and wheeze

Any takers

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Any takers

Bidding 110k for the joke from my nonexistent bank account

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Bidding 110k for the joke from my nonexistent bank account

I will send it to u, Just dont tell it to anyone else

Sarrelandia wrote:I will send it to u, Just dont tell it to anyone else

Alright

Arkilandic wrote:Alright

Hope u like it

Sarrelandia wrote:Hope u like it

Worth it

The New Jabanese wrote:/:

That's amogus in cyrillic. Also I'm permanently banned from TikTok because I was "too young" i think. Probably i showed my face

Fourian King wrote:That's amogus in cyrillic. Also I'm permanently banned from TikTok because I was "too young" i think. Probably i showed my face

You, will you take the deal

Sarrelandia wrote:You, will you take the deal

Sure

Fourian King wrote:Sure

Thanks for the 100k sending the gram

Sarrelandia wrote:Thanks for the 100k sending the gram

Wait u took me money?!?!

Fourian King wrote:Wait u took me money?!?!

Yes, Too late, U know the joke

Fourian King wrote:Wait u took me money?!?!

(not actually money)

I will now give my joke for free cause I finally figured out how to make button, u will be recomponsated

[spoiler]youve just been rmb rolled

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

Never, ever desert you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

I'll never, ever desert you. [/spoiler]

I just sweared at a game

I legit dont swear ever.

Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese

Sarrelandia wrote:I will now give my joke for free cause I finally figured out how to make button, u will be recomponsated

[spoiler]youve just been rmb rolled

We're strangers to love

You don’t know the rules and so do I

A bad commitment's what I'm thinking of

You would get this from any other guy

I just don’t wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you not understand

gonna give you up

gonna let you down

gonna run around and desert you

gonna make you cry

gonna say goodbye

gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We did not know each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both don’t know what's been going on

We hate the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

tell me you're too blind to see

gonna give you up

gonna let you down

gonna run around and desert you

gonna make you cry

gonna say goodbye

gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm gonna give you up

No, I'm gonna let you down

No, I'll run around and hurt you

and desert you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but

gonna give you up

gonna let you down

run around and desert you

Make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie and hurt you

I'm gonna give you up

I'm gonna let you down

I'll run around and hurt you

I'll never, ever desert you. [/spoiler]

Y (and I changed the lyrics)

Kasase wrote:I just sweared at a game

I legit dont swear ever.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

Ragnox, Kasase, Adephia

Kasase wrote:the people's republic of china

society

Sarrelandia wrote:I will now give my joke for free cause I finally figured out how to make button, u will be recomponsated

[spoiler=rick roll]youve just been rmb rolled

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

Never, ever desert you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

I'll never, ever desert you. [/spoiler]

im gonna let this slide through

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So Pep, The New Jabanese

Sartell Koltis wrote:WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

k

So Pep, The New Jabanese

its Ragnox, I need to use my main somewhere else for a bit. Gonna keep a puppet here till then.

So Pep

Roknok wrote:its Ragnox, I need to use my main somewhere else for a bit. Gonna keep a puppet here till then.

Walmart Ragnox

So Pep, Adephia, Roknok

hallo

*regional embassy check*

*cough* *cough*

So Pep

The New Jabanese wrote:hallo

*regional embassy check*

*cough* *cough*

Okie

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Sarrelandia wrote:I will now give my joke for free cause I finally figured out how to make button, u will be recomponsated

[spoiler]youve just been rmb rolled

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

Never, ever desert you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

I'll never, ever desert you. [/spoiler]

WHY

Arkilandic wrote:Y (and I changed the lyrics)

good

Fourian King wrote:That's amogus in cyrillic. Also I'm permanently banned from TikTok because I was "too young" i think. Probably i showed my face

u said the N word XD

So Pep

mayonnaise on an escalator

It’s goin by so see ya later

So Pep, The New Jabanese, Roknok

Sartell Koltis wrote:mayonnaise on an escalator

It’s goin by so see ya later

no

Adephia, Roknok

So Pep wrote:no

yes

So Pep, Roknok

Sartell Koltis wrote:mayonnaise on an escalator

It’s goin by so see ya later

MAYOONEIZZ ON UX ESKALEITA

ES GOIN UPSTEIRZ SO SEE JA LEITA

BAIE BAIE

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Walmart Ragnox

Yes

So Pep, Adephia

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

So Pep

Hello yàll

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Hello yàll

hola

Adephia

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1664924

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=182907

Kasase, Adephia

yey i got 90% on my DT test and 100% on my geography

*dance*

Adephia

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1664924

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=182907

pls credits me

:(

So Pep, Adephia

So Pep wrote:yey i got 90% on my DT test and 100% on my geography

*dance*

N o I C E

I got 100% on my History class

So Pep, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:pls credits me

:(

okie

Adephia

Selsordia wrote:N o I C E

I got 100% on my History class

hehehehheha

I have 98% on whole klasd

So Pep, Adephia

IM Back.

So Pep, Adephia

Can we a court session based on the warcrimes in the past war.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Can we a court session based on the warcrimes in the past war.

yes

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Can we a court session based on the warcrimes in the past war.

I would've thought you'd use this for regional politics but technically yes

Adephia

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