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Region: Odrya

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Ragnox wrote:Weapon Advancements

Due to recent showings of new weapons from multiple nations in Odrya, Ragnox has decided to reveal some of its in-progress weapons. The first in the showcase is the KABN Heavy Assault Tank, with over 300 currently made, with more on the way. The KABN is a steady, heavily armored tank with heavy ordinance, Designed to take on new quicker tanks, with overwhelming firepower. Secondly, the new KA-7 Variant, KA-74. The KA-74 is currently being mass-produced to be the standardized weapon of the armed forces of Ragnox, replacing its older variant, the KA-71. Increased bullet range, recoil control, and now with the compatibility to use specialized rounds, such as explosive or full metal jacket rounds. Lastly, the new lock-on RPG, Vector-9, replacing the Jax-7 as the standardized mobile ordinance of the armed forces of Ragnox. That is all for now.

Forget Alwindia, Ill have to worry more about the other Odryan nation

Ragnox, So Pep

Adephia wrote:Sure, you can have Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

Fine Rhode Island

I would also like to take the rest of purtugal tHaTs not taken by pep :)

Kasase, Adephia

A man walks into a bar and exclaims "quick, poor me a drink before the trouble starts!"

The bartender is a little confused but, spurred to action by the man's decisiveness, he pours the drink.

The man downs it in one go and then shouts, "quick, pour me another drink before the trouble starts!"

The bartender, curious now, pours the second drink. As he watches the man down it just as fast as before, he asks "how are you going to pay for those?"

"Oh no," the man wails, "the trouble's started!"

So Pep

Why aliens don't visit earth ?

They read the reviews...... only 1 star.....

So Pep, Selsordia

A guy walks into a bar on the top of the Empire State Building and orders a beer. Then he jumps out of the window and comes back just 7 minutes later. A guy asks, How did you just come back up if you just jumped off the building? The man says, when I jump out of the window, I fall all the way to the ground but then just before I hit the ground, I start floating. The guy says, do it again to make sure my eyes aren’t trickin me! He does it again, then he arrives just 7 minutes later. The man thinks has crazy but decides to jump out the window. Just then, the bartender says, you can be a real arsehole when your drunk Superman.

New Pekoland, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:A guy walks into a bar on the top of the Empire State Building and orders a beer. Then he jumps out of the window and comes back just 7 minutes later. A guy asks, How did you just come back up if you just jumped off the building? The man says, when I jump out of the window, I fall all the way to the ground but then just before I hit the ground, I start floating. The guy says, do it again to make sure my eyes aren’t trickin me! He does it again, then he arrives just 7 minutes later. The man thinks has crazy but decides to jump out the window. Just then, the bartender says, you can be a real areshole when your drunk Superman.

hey hey hey. im the joke guy here

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:hey hey hey. im the joke guy here

You know man, I had to Put one of tiktoks jokes on there

So Pep

What do you call a Can Opener that cannot open a can?

A Can't opener!

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:What do you call a Can Opener that cannot open a can?

A Can't opener!

I’m down on my kneees laughing my heart out

So Pep, Selsordia

Sartell Koltis wrote:Fine Rhode Island

I would also like to take the rest of purtugal tHaTs not taken by pep :)

No that’s from the treaty. You don’t get that back for a long time.

Adephia

So Pep wrote:No that’s from the treaty. You don’t get that back for a long time.

o dang

So Pep

I found this cool dong about a marines experiance on Saipan

its very nice

https://youtu.be/AyOqGRjVtls

So Pep, Selsordia

Waka waka ey ey

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Waka waka ey ey

Tsamina mina zangalewa

This time for Africa

So Pep, Selsordia

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:Tsamina mina zangalewa

This time for Africa

We don't about Bruno no no no...

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

Selsordia wrote:We don't about Bruno no no no...

Please no I have all the songs burnt in my brain

So Pep, Selsordia

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:Please no I have all the songs burnt in my brain

No

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep, Selsordia

Arkilandic wrote:No

😢

So Pep, Selsordia

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:😢

Anyways this is for you

[spoiler=For This guy]We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

We don't talk about Bruno... but

It was my wedding day

It was our wedding day

We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky

No clouds allowed in the sky

Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-

Thunder!!

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Bruno says, "It looks like rain"

Why did he tell us?

In doing so, he floods my brain

Abuela, get the umbrellas

Married in a hurricane

What a joyous day... but anyway

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

We don't talk about Bruno!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling

I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling

I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch

It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling

Always left Abuela and the family fumbling

Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand

Do you understand?

A seven-foot frame

Rats along his back

When he calls your name

It all fades to black

Yeah, he sees your dreams

And feasts on your screams (hey!)

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)

We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)

He told me my fish would die

The next day: dead! (No, no!)

He told me I'd grow a gut!

And just like he said... (no, no!)

He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)

Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine

He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine

Óye, Mariano's on his way

He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach

Betrothed to another

It's like I hear him now

Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)

I can hear him now

Um, Bruno...

Yeah, about that Bruno...

I really need to know about Bruno...

Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Bruno

(Isabella, your boyfriend's here)

Time for dinner!

A seven-foot frame (it was my wedding day, it was our wedding day)

Rats along his back (we were getting ready)

When he calls your name (and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)

It all fades to black (no clouds allowed in the sky!)

Yeah, he sees your dreams (Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-)

And feasts on your screams (thunder!)

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, mi vida, go on (óye, Mariano's on his way)

Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (a seven-foot frame, rats along his back)

In doing so, he floods my brain

Married in a hurricane

He's here!

Don't talk about Bruno, no! (Why did I talk about Bruno?)

Not a word about Bruno

I never should've brought up Bruno![/spoiler]

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Anyways this is for you

[spoiler=For This guy]We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

We don't talk about Bruno... but

It was my wedding day

It was our wedding day

We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky

No clouds allowed in the sky

Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-

Thunder!!

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Bruno says, "It looks like rain"

Why did he tell us?

In doing so, he floods my brain

Abuela, get the umbrellas

Married in a hurricane

What a joyous day... but anyway

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

We don't talk about Bruno!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling

I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling

I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch

It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling

Always left Abuela and the family fumbling

Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand

Do you understand?

A seven-foot frame

Rats along his back

When he calls your name

It all fades to black

Yeah, he sees your dreams

And feasts on your screams (hey!)

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)

We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)

He told me my fish would die

The next day: dead! (No, no!)

He told me I'd grow a gut!

And just like he said... (no, no!)

He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)

Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine

He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine

Óye, Mariano's on his way

He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach

Betrothed to another

It's like I hear him now

Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)

I can hear him now

Um, Bruno...

Yeah, about that Bruno...

I really need to know about Bruno...

Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Bruno

(Isabella, your boyfriend's here)

Time for dinner!

A seven-foot frame (it was my wedding day, it was our wedding day)

Rats along his back (we were getting ready)

When he calls your name (and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)

It all fades to black (no clouds allowed in the sky!)

Yeah, he sees your dreams (Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-)

And feasts on your screams (thunder!)

You telling this story, or am I?

I'm sorry, mi vida, go on (óye, Mariano's on his way)

Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (a seven-foot frame, rats along his back)

In doing so, he floods my brain

Married in a hurricane

He's here!

Don't talk about Bruno, no! (Why did I talk about Bruno?)

Not a word about Bruno

I never should've brought up Bruno![/spoiler]

I just watched this movie last night lol

So Pep

Question:

What are the roles and responsibilities of your “Lead Military General” in this region?

So Pep

Potenzia wrote:Question:

What are the roles and responsibilities of your “Lead Military General” in this region?

Military stuff

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Fine Rhode Island

I would also like to take the rest of purtugal tHaTs not taken by pep :)

If you want the rest of Portugal then give me some land in America.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:If you want the rest of Portugal then give me some land in America.

No pep repeal that

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:No pep repeal that

Repealed what?

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Repealed what?

He said I can’t take rest of Portugal for a long tim

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:He said I can’t take rest of Portugal for a long tim

Khaby Lame: Then take Nigeria

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Khaby Lame: Then take Nigeria

nah mannnnnn

So Pep, Selsordia

Sartell Koltis wrote:He said I can’t take rest of Portugal for a long tim

dang

So Pep

Pep, when the other elections come around I'll run for vice.

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:nah mannnnnn

K

So Pep

IM BORED

Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia

Arkilandic wrote:Military stuff

I ask because our region has been talking about creating a Defense Secretary position, so I’m just trying to get ideas on what they would do.

So Pep

Potenzia wrote:I ask because our region has been talking about creating a Defense Secretary position, so I’m just trying to get ideas on what they would do.

Another position :( greatt

So Pep

Potenzia wrote:I ask because our region has been talking about creating a Defense Secretary position, so I’m just trying to get ideas on what they would do.

They control the military, pretty simple. They’re also the only exception to the ‘no position is permanent rule’ unless they resign.

Adephia

Bruh I went to my bros daycare to pick him up yesterday with my mom and the kids just went

"What great parents (brothers name) has. Both his dad and mom came"

I mean bruh

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Bruh I went to my bros daycare to pick him up yesterday with my mom and the kids just went

"What great parents (brothers name) has. Both his dad and mom came"

I mean bruh

Lol

Ngl do you look older then u are?

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Fine Rhode Island

I would also like to take the rest of purtugal tHaTs not taken by pep :)

isn't dat mine

*breathes in*

THE FINAL WAR AGAINST THE KOLITIANS AWAITS

REEEEE

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Lol

Ngl do you look older then u are?

No im just taller than my mom

So Pep

Kasase wrote:isn't dat mine

*breathes in*

THE FINAL WAR AGAINST THE KOLITIANS AWAITS

REEEEE

No it isn’t

Just look at map

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Bruh I went to my bros daycare to pick him up yesterday with my mom and the kids just went

"What great parents (brothers name) has. Both his dad and mom came"

I mean bruh

welp

Adephia

elections in 3 days, candidates, please write a campaign speech. mine can be accessed here for those who have not read it

Adephia, Dumpster

So Pep wrote:elections in 3 days, candidates, please write a campaign speech. mine can be accessed here for those who have not read it

Vote Sartell Koltis For a new map! And nice trees

We will collaborate with other people to make ideas

I am online a lot so if you would like to tell me something to improve myself and the way I govern.

I support the court system

maybe a centralization of the government

I would push for a massive merge that has been proposed by So Pep

So Pep, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:Vote Sartell Koltis For a new map! And nice trees

We will collaborate with other people to make ideas

I am online a lot so if you would like to tell me something to improve myself and the way I govern.

I support the court system

maybe a centralization of the government

I would push for a massive merge that has been proposed by So Pep

*yi proposed it

wdym by 'a centralisation of government'?

Adephia

So Pep wrote:*yi proposed it

wdym by 'a centralisation of government'?

makin it smoler

So Pep, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:makin it smoler

how can it get smaller..?

Adephia

So Pep wrote:how can it get smaller..?

personally, i think the balance we have rn is good. If you have two people working with two positions each with different responsibilities, it can get a little stressful, that's why I only got rid of one title in my (hopefully first) term

Adephia

🏛 State Council 🏛

Commend One Small Island

The League of Defensive Regions recommends you to vote FOR Commend One Small Island.

*Please note all WA Delegates are expected to vote in line with the LDR on this matter.

So Pep

Well pep prob has my vote already unless someone makes a better campaign speech.

So Pep, Adephia

Ragnox wrote:Well pep prob has my vote already unless someone makes a better campaign speech.

thanks!

Adephia

So Pep wrote:thanks!

i think i've done pretty well in my term, and done most of the things I would like to, just I want to do more for you guys, I want to complete my election promises from last election

Adephia

I’m probably going to lose but it’s worth a try

So Pep

Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions wrote:Oof. Bye

Wait pep why withdrawal?

So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions

Sartell Koltis wrote:Wait pep why withdrawal?

He says there is no point. There was a poll. Maybe you could’ve voted no?

Ragnox, So Pep

Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions wrote:He says there is no point. There was a poll. Maybe you could’ve voted no?

oh ok

But we are still part of your larger association

So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions

Sartell Koltis wrote:oh ok

But we are still part of your larger association

Hmm? TFB? I don’t manage that lol.

So Pep

Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions wrote:Hmm? TFB? I don’t manage that lol.

It says that u guys arejust a branch of tfb

So Pep

[spoiler=the death of the vozhd

the beginning of the end[/I]]

*insert the noise thing they play during emergency broadcasts*

"This is an emergency govenrment from the government of the Russian National State, this is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill"

[I]"today, our glorious Vozhd of All Russians, Dmitry Alexanderovich Ivanov, has died of a sudden heart attack, Russia shall enter 30 days of mourning because of the death of our great Vozhd." the voice would say

[/I] Alexei would seem a bit shocked, his kids would look confused, and his wife, worried.

[I]Do not panic, we must remain calm during this time of mourning, the funeral will be held..."[/I] *the chaos in the things would overpower the reporter girl's voice* [I]"sorry, in 15 days"[/I] *alexei could hear the chaos from the TV in the background, he could also hear noise from the streets*

"long live russia.... long live the motherland.... long live russia!" following that, the broadcast ended....

the vozhd was dead, and possibly, the RNS would die with him[/spoiler]

tl;dr vozhd is dead it's gonna be funni time soon

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Vote Sartell Koltis For a new map! And nice trees

We will collaborate with other people to make ideas

I am online a lot so if you would like to tell me something to improve myself and the way I govern.

I support the court system

maybe a centralization of the government

I would push for a massive merge that has been proposed by So Pep

what u mean new map

So Pep

Kasase wrote:[spoiler=the death of the vozhd

the beginning of the end[/I]]

*insert the noise thing they play during emergency broadcasts*

"This is an emergency govenrment from the government of the Russian National State, this is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill"

[I]"today, our glorious Vozhd of All Russians, Dmitry Alexanderovich Ivanov, has died of a sudden heart attack, Russia shall enter 30 days of mourning because of the death of our great Vozhd." the voice would say

[/I] Alexei would seem a bit shocked, his kids would look confused, and his wife, worried.

[I]Do not panic, we must remain calm during this time of mourning, the funeral will be held..."[/I] *the chaos in the things would overpower the reporter girl's voice* [I]"sorry, in 15 days"[/I] *alexei could hear the chaos from the TV in the background, he could also hear noise from the streets*

"long live russia.... long live the motherland.... long live russia!" following that, the broadcast ended....

the vozhd was dead, and possibly, the RNS would die with him[/spoiler]

tl;dr vozhd is dead it's gonna be funni time soon

Our leader Duncan Corbert Sends his condolences

So Pep

Kasase wrote:[spoiler=the death of the vozhd

the beginning of the end[/I]]

*insert the noise thing they play during emergency broadcasts*

"This is an emergency govenrment from the government of the Russian National State, this is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill"

[I]"today, our glorious Vozhd of All Russians, Dmitry Alexanderovich Ivanov, has died of a sudden heart attack, Russia shall enter 30 days of mourning because of the death of our great Vozhd." the voice would say

[/I] Alexei would seem a bit shocked, his kids would look confused, and his wife, worried.

[I]Do not panic, we must remain calm during this time of mourning, the funeral will be held..."[/I] *the chaos in the things would overpower the reporter girl's voice* [I]"sorry, in 15 days"[/I] *alexei could hear the chaos from the TV in the background, he could also hear noise from the streets*

"long live russia.... long live the motherland.... long live russia!" following that, the broadcast ended....

the vozhd was dead, and possibly, the RNS would die with him[/spoiler]

tl;dr vozhd is dead it's gonna be funni time soon

RIP

Kasase, So Pep

New Pekoland wrote:RIP

time to 2RCW soon

New Pekoland, So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:what u mean new map

I’m making a new map

So Pep

best thing to exist: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=516129&p=39409889&hilit=PBNWSHBTTD#p39409889

So Pep

am thinking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkk9lklXG3o rn

So Pep

Kasase wrote:am thinking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkk9lklXG3o rn

That is worrying

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Vote Sartell Koltis For a new map! And nice trees

We will collaborate with other people to make ideas

I am online a lot so if you would like to tell me something to improve myself and the way I govern.

I support the court system

maybe a centralization of the government

I would push for a massive merge that has been proposed by So Pep

I have an idea! How about a Mars colony?

So Pep

Hello everyone

Why am I on this website at 9:37

uhg

So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions, Selsordia

Imperia Ottoman Empire wrote:Hello everyone

Why am I on this website at 9:37

uhg

Idk

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:I’m making a new map

Idk how you will unless you use the hoi4 version or smth if you’re using MapChart

Or, because the main reason you’re doing this is because of update times, I can try to have weekly updates on a Saturday, I could probably squeeze them in on Monday and or Wednesday too.

Adephia

The Moose Nation Sarrelandia

So Pep, The New Jabanese

The Moose nation Sarrelandia

The Moose region Odrya

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Sarrelandia wrote:The Moose nation Sarrelandia

The Moose region Odrya

What

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:What

They did a coomand

Edit: oh look first post in page 240

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:They did a coomand

Edit: oh look first post in page 240

i read that as in cummand

So Pep

soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxBDwX57bE

So Pep

The New Jabanese wrote:i read that as in cummand

sus

So Pep, The New Jabanese

wha

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Ragnox wrote:wha

say kid amogus bacwards-

So Pep

The New Jabanese wrote:say kid amogus bacwards-

nah fam

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Ragnox wrote:nah fam

duck

Ragnox, So Pep

Ragnox wrote:hit

Hit x10

So Pep

Ragnox selsordia and Jabanese are the kings and queen of crap posting

So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese

hello everyone

I am back

So Pep, Adephia

Shi* posting

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Ragnox selsordia and Jabanese are the kings and queen of crap posting

I could be much worse.

So Pep, Adephia

Ragnox wrote:Shi* posting

Indeed

Ragnox wrote:I could be much worse.

Oh god

Puppet Of Sartell Koltis wrote:hello everyone

I am back

Welcome back

😒

So Pep

DAD JOKE INCOMING: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Ragnox wrote:DAD JOKE INCOMING: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

I don’t get it

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:DAD JOKE INCOMING: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

Me neither

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:DAD JOKE INCOMING: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

What would you say if San Marino is doing something wrong?

San MariNO!

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:I don’t get it

Me neither

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:I don’t get it

ha

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:I don’t get it

Them Chic wrote:Me neither

Koltia Defense Forces 1 wrote:Me neither

Odrya: The Triplets

So Pep, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:I don’t get it

You uncultured swine :v

Puppet Of Sartell Koltis wrote:hello everyone

I am back

oh it’s you

Adephia

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