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Region: Odrya
Of course
So Pep
Lets discuss in tgs then
Adephia
it feels like this new alliance is anti-me
I dont want to be an aggressor anymore....
but do I have to?
So Pep
How did you know about the alliance..?
Kasase, Adephia
#collectivedefensealliance
remember when you said that on discord?
So Pep
*cough cough*
Couldnt have been me, no no..
Adephia
I have big brain so I know it's alliance (since you said something about TGs with some people)
So Pep
it doesnt really matter
Kasase, So Pep
it does.
So Pep
Post self-deleted by Kasase.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1669431
So Pep, Selsordia
Fake news
Kasase, Adephia
Odryan trump
So Pep, Adephia
also who came up with the name odrya
also how tf do you pronounce it
I pronounce it o-dr-ee-a
So Pep, Adephia
Fake
Same
Who would pronounce it differently?
Kasase, Adephia
_news file does not exist.
someone who ain't that good at pronouncing stuff that ain't real words
So Pep
Perhaps...2 military powers..we could...hmm?
Kasase, So Pep
THE FINAL WAR AGAINST THE PEPPIANS AWAITS
WE SHALL MAKE THE BLITZ LOOK LIKE A TUESDAY IN LONDON
Do you mind? I havent done anything
Kasase, Adephia
sorry, force of habit
So Pep
Me is winning in the election yey
Kasase, Adephia
I voted so pep
So Pep, Adephia
I know thank you very much
Adephia
[spoiler=patriotism]Official Odryan Constitution
Preamble: We the People of Odrya, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Odryan Republic.
Article I (Domestic Power and The Region)
1.1 The regional parliament shall protect any citizen of the republic or regions directly controlled by the region.
1.1a Any Member-state or embassy member withholds the absolute right to freedom of speech, as long as it does not have ANY links to fascism, racism, or sexism.
1.1b Any form of racism, sexism, fascism, antisemitism, etc, is completely banned and shall be treated as treason of the highest order, resulting in ejection/ban.
1.1c Any nation found to be linked to these groups shall be immediately banjected without trial.
1.2 There is no limit on the number of posts at a time. So post to your heart's desire!
Article II (Government Jobs & Roles)
2.1 The Vice Prime Minister is the second-highest government position in the region. They help with the Prime Minister's policies and discussions. If the PM is off sick, or on a holiday, the vice PM takes control of the region for the duration of the PM's leave.
2.2 The Security Officer is the republic's main defence from invaders and unwanted individuals. They reserve the right to eject and/or banject any member of the region if substantial evidence is provided against the member.
2.2a The evidence and punishment will almost always be delivered by the judicial system (see article 4).
2.3 The Home Secretary manages the home affairs of the republic. They reserve the right to border control to protect the republic in case of emergency.
2.4 The Foreign Secretary manages the external affairs of the republic. This means that they control alliances, embassies and diplomacy.
2.5 The Lead Military General is in charge of the republic's military. This is the only position in the region that is not elected on a regular basis, but instead only when the current general resigns.
2.6 Each government role has the right to the communications and polls permission to uphold order in the republic and make surveys.
Article III (Government Structure and Elections)
3.1 The Prime Minister reserves the right to declare a regional state of emergency in times of crisis without a vote.
3.1a The Prime Minister is the head of the government and republic.
3.1b The two founders also have these rights, but can only use them in times of crisis.
3.2 Elections for Prime Minister take place on the fourth of every month. The position of WA delegate is also given to the victor of this election.
3.2a Elections for other ministerial positions take place on the 15th of every month.
3.3 All member-states have the absolute right to vote in polls and elections, no matter in the WA, or citizen of the region.
Article IV (Judicial System)
4.1 The Odryan Judicial System is to be upheld by government officers.
4.2 The court will be called into session when 3 or more citizens express their wish for a trial/end to a debate.
4.2a The judge of the court will be decided by the people of the republic a day before the court is due to be called into session, like a mini election.
4.2b The judge should be impartial and not express any opinion on the matter at hand. They should also uphold the rights of citizens and the constitution.
4.3 Reason for trial must be true and genuine.
4.4 Citizens of the region have a right to try and impeach the current PM, simply by requesting to do so. The court will then be called 2 days later to decide on a verdict.
Article V(Roleplay)
5.1 Most types of roleplay are accepted and encouraged in Odrya.
5.1a Changing your nation's ideology to fascism is only acceptable if the government knows you're not fascist.
5.1b Saying things such as 'I like fascism' are banned.
5.1c Roleplaying as the Third Reich or Großdeutsches Reich is illegal in the region.
Article VI (Domestic Affairs)
4.1 The Regional Parliament has no business in interfering with a nation's issues or personal matters.
4.2 Harassing Regional officers or constantly tagging anybody is forbidden and your posts shall be suppressed.
4.3 Debates Must be respectful of differing opinions.
4.4 The Prime Minister withholds the right to dismiss any officers of duty.
4.5 Spam is forbidden within the region. Spam in this case is defined as a repeated string of words or letters in one or more posts.
4.6 A criminal of another region is not to be returned to the said region if they are protected by the Odryan constitution.
Article VII (Embassy Rules)
5.1 The Region in question must have at least ten nations.
5.2 It also cannot be tagged 'fascist'.
5.3 Inactive regions will also be rejected, this means no messages within 2 days.
5.4 ANY breach of these rules shall result in a rejected request, and/or embassy closure.
5.4a Only historical and military exceptions apply.
Authored by: So Pep, Kingdom of the Peps, and Adephia.
Signatories: So Pep, Kingdom of the Peps, Sartell Koltis, Rogue River and Soviet repub.[/spoiler]
So Pep
*salute*
Kasase, Adephia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1669452
So Pep
I get patriotism but maybe have a spoiler so I dont have to scroll thru that
So Pep
pep why take Massachusetts
:(
So Pep
I want a pepsicle
Kasase, So Pep
Oh darn its a popsicle
So Pep
then vote (or support) so pep!
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
I cant tell what a Massachusetts is
Adephia
Happy birthday to me
Ragnox, Kasase, The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Arkilandic, Adephia, Sarrelandia
happy birthday
I have pepsicle for you:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1669452
The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, So Pep
Thank you, its very tasty
Kasase, The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia
(lol I made that in 5 minutes In preview on my MacBook)
So Pep
Lel
Kasase, Adephia
HAPPY 😊 BIRTHDAY 🎂 BRO!!! 😎😜😩😆 Its time 🕦 to get LIT 🔥 for your special 👉😎👈 BIRTHDAY 🎊! You finna turn UP 👆🤯 and get DOWN 👇🤩 on this BEAUTIFUL day 😩💕 because you're 👀 a CHAMP🎖and a COOL 😎 DUDE 💪! Get all that 💰🤑 and 🤪🍹 and HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎊🎊🎊 don't forget 😤😤 to eat your cake 🍰😋 or your other cake because today you the MAN 🤠😏🤤
So Pep, Soviet Federation Of Eurasia, Adephia
Happy b-day
So Pep, Adephia
If you are 5 hours ahead, then rmb will be too active for you.
So Pep
Wow
So Pep, Srvy
Happy B-day
So Pep, Adephia, Srvy
Ragnox I AM READY FOR OUR DUEL
So Pep, Srvy
Your birthday? Happy birthday!
So Pep, Adephia, Srvy
HHAAPPPY B'DAY
So Pep, Adephia
Official News
We have started the Invasion of Sri Lanka
with Burmas fall and Tibet inder total collapse Sri Lanka is our next target for anexation
So Pep, Srvy
Your timing is poor. I am sleeping agian lol
So Pep, Srvy
bruh, this is the only time i can duel, surely u can spare 5 min
So Pep, Srvy
Thanks
Adephia
Everything Is Ready!
The city of Illatum Defenderent..much less skyscrapers, much more construction. However in the middle stands Artyom Miller. The sea is behind him, along with a road. A place where a massive bridge once stood sits a smaller bridge, as this place was once called San Francisco, the first capital of Rogue River.
"Ladies and gentlemen. We have suffered unthinkable losses. Henry Grant, our scientific advancement, our strongest military, and trust. Today, at 7 AM..we reveal our newest inventions to you all. Introducing...the RNS Henry Grant! A Great Falls class carrier completely different from any other carrier in history. We even mounted a battleship gun on it! It can carry many planes, it also carries marines capable of amphibious assaults! Its nuclear reactor allows it to travel across the world!"
Foreign reporters stare in awe at the massive carrier, perhaps the largest in the world.
"Now now! We have also upgraded our infantry and armored equipment! With brand new helmets and lightweight exo-suits, our soldiers can take on dozens by themselves! However...our new artillery systems are even better."
On the road behind Artyom, brand new trucks towing big artillery guns can be seen, the bigger ones can be seen carried by helicopters. On the road also drives rocket artillery.
"The Riverian Smart Arms Company has tirelessly constructed the best equipment seen by the world! We have one more suprise for you!"
After the long line of artillery ends, brand new never before seen tanks park facing the crowd. They are surprisingly fast.
"Introducing the H22 "Platypus"! A new tank designed to rival current generation tanks! They are best designed for defense and ambushes! They can be easily refit for any situation while on deployment!"
The tanks aim up and fire into the distance, the speed of the shells is hard to measure.
So Pep
Say Hello to the Dominator V
Perhaps the best tank in the world
Speed
78mph
30 layers of armor
Rounds
Mach 10
Anti-matter warheads
Missiles
Over 800
12 different system
Armor
Electric defense system which shoots gigawatts of power at projectiles instantly destroying them
Plasma shield which is so hot the shells instantly explode, Only our shells withstand this
Rotating Armor (Up, Down) which lowers shell speed, 27 layers of this
Steel rienforced with Kevlar
Over 100 Tank shells
10,000 bullets
4 autocannons
2MGs
12 Smoke grenade launchers
75 Percent extra Nanometal which allows for more repairs instantly
Unit price
100 million Rajams, 300 million USD
Nalver And, So Pep
There is so much going on with that tank...im shocked it doesn't explode when lightly bumped
Nalver And, So Pep
Oh yeah and AI which computes 700000000 different position per sec and allows the tank to know where to shoot. How to maximize efficiancy etec and NO HUMANS IN IT
Nalver And, So Pep
AmeraAfro tech we are capable of tearing reality, its easy to build a a tank
Nalver And, So Pep
Yeah, You have no idea how much of a beating this tank took in the 4rth war, one time the 82nd Tank Army was ambushed by 2 Alwindian Armies and our army still won with 0 casulties
Nalver And, So Pep
This is the most godmodding thing Ive ever seen
Also my tank is the best in the world currently >:(
Nalver And, Adephia
Yeah no this is definitely godmodding please stop
Nalver And, Adephia
I mean we are still grounded by horribal mechanical failures like the Tiger II good tank but it suck to repair and is more of a nightmare for our own mechanics than the enemy. Even small damages could destroy the tank
Nalver And, So Pep
RP may be different in TWC, but most of us are just figuring out how to get fighter jets into space, and you came here with super tanks that are huge and powerful and massive.
Odryan rp is a lot more down to earth, you may need to adapt, but it ends up being more fun.
Nalver And, Adephia
ok ill see what I can do
Nalver And, So Pep
Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.
Can it survive a Guided missile, cuz mine can, 10 times
Nalver And, So Pep
My tank? Yes
Nalver And, Adephia
Mine yep
Nalver And, So Pep
How much guided missiles can it survive?
Nalver And, So Pep
And I nearly forgot yours
Nalver And, So Pep
Around 12
Nalver And, Adephia
*does maths
We expect 42
Nalver And, So Pep
Joke:
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community...
If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent them in the debate.
However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Hebrew, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.
On the chosen day, the Pope and the Rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.
Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
The Rabbi pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Rabbi was too clever.
The Jews could stay in Italy!
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. Finally, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue!"
Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he had won.
"I don't have a clue!!!" the Rabbi said.
"First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, so I told him that we were staying right here."
"And then what?" asked a woman.
"Who knows!!" said the Rabbi. "He took out his lunch, so I took out mine!"
Nalver And, So Pep
Since our new tank has a very high priority on armor...it can range from 13 to 18. Depends where it is hit..
Nalver And, So Pep
Good lord
Hits in weak area
Nalver And, Adephia
Best friends Peter and Paul were about to graduate seminary together. While Peter was very smart, Paul had a difficult time with schoolwork, so Peter would let him copy his homework to make sure he could pass his classes.
As the time approached for their interview with the bishop, Paul was very nervous. "What if I dont know how to answer him?" he asked his friend.
"Dont worry," Peter replied, "our interviews are the same day, and hell ask us the same questions. Ill go first, just stand with your ear to the keyhole and listen to what I say. When its your turn, just repeat my answers, and youll be fine!"
The day arrived, and Peter went into the bishops office first. After some initial small talk, the bishop said "Look, Peter, I just have one question to ask you. Lets say you are performing the act of communion, and while you are holding the chalice, a fly lands in the sacramental wine. What do you do?"
"Well, Father," Peter responded, "I would carefully remove him, squeeze off any excess liquid, take him outside, and ceremonially burn him."
"Thats an excellent answer," said the bishop, "you are clearly a great priest!"
"Not yet, Father," Peter replied, "but someday, under your guidance and direction, I will be."
After Peter had completed his interview, it was Pauls turn. The bishop engaged in small talk, then got to the point.
"Paul," he said, "I just have one question for you. You are performing the rite of baptism, and the baby boy slips from your hands into the baptismal font. What do you do?"
"Well, Father," Paul responded, "I would carefully remove him, squeeze off any excess liquid, take him outside, and ceremonially burn him."
Horrified, the bishop exclaimed, "Thats terrible! You arent a priest, youre an imbecile!"
"Not yet, Father," Paul replied, "but someday, under your guidance and direction, I will be."
Nalver And, So Pep
Well...hit it a few more times and you'll get it
Nalver And, So Pep
I switched the labels on the jars in my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed it yet...
I know the Thyme is Cumin.
Nalver And, So Pep
A bear walks into a bar and says, Give me a whiskey and cola.
Why the big pause? asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. Im not sure; I was born with them.
Nalver And, So Pep
I tried donating blood today ... NEVER AGAIN !!
Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it ? Where did you get it from ? Why's it in a bucket ?
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
My coworkers laugh at my jokes in in-person meetings, but never in online meetings.
When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
Facts
Nalver And, So Pep
I know how to blow this place up
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Nalver And, So Pep
anyways rp
The Island Of New Guinea Under the Rule Of James Marape has transformed into the fedration of guineas, it has accepted the offer of alliance with Marxiaville. And it has sent 30,000 of its troops to invade Equetoral guinea
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
dough because its on top of the crust
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
The marxiavillan embassy in the first Guinea recommends we put the deal in writing
Nalver And, So Pep, Figglitzebre
James Marape officially signs the alliance between Marxiaville and the First Guinea
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
Genius :o
Nalver And, So Pep, Figglitzebre
Greetings fellow humans
So Pep
wha
Nalver And, So Pep
Apologies, I meant to say is hello there
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Im developing a new tank
So Pep, Figglitzebre
*sweats in using bob tank like tanks*
So Pep
I have made a tank that can now withstand 21-28 Rounds from back to front!
So Pep, Figglitzebre
best i can di is assault guns and tankketes
So Pep
Ok
So Pep
How did you did that in less than a day..?
Adephia
Q of the day:
What will you do, if you become pm of odrya?
Kasase, So Pep
Guess what
[spoiler]I already am [/spoiler]
Adephia, Srvy
ima make new antitank guns
Just so I can onlbliterate everyone elses tanks
So Pep, Srvy
Dont we have to work together because of the new alliance?
Adephia, Srvy
ill be the first one to buy them
So Pep, Srvy
Pretend this took like half a year, my time goes very fast
So Pep, Srvy
Hmm
Adephia, Srvy, Figglitzebre
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