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Adephia wrote:Happy 6th birthday Koltis!

Sartell Koltis😳 you might want some cold water for your burn

So Pep, Adephia

Adephia wrote:Also, congratulations So Pep!

thanks

Adephia

Adephia wrote:Happy 6th birthday Koltis!

Says you

You haven’t got no girls yet!

So Pep, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:Says you

You haven’t got no girls yet!

when are you joining discord?

So Pep wrote:when are you joining discord?

When my dad gets back from getting milk

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:When my dad gets back from getting milk

so you're not joining?

So Pep wrote:so you're not joining?

Sadly

Maybe

So Pep

Adephia wrote:Happy 6th birthday Koltis!

Even I’ve got a girlfriend

So Pep, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:He will respond, rogue is the minister of the military, so you will prob have to wait. Many ppl are trying to get into the military at once, so maybe wait for a couple of hours then you will be in.

Not trying to get into the military tho. I wanna do a joint offensive on this one region

So Pep

New Yi Empire wrote:Not trying to get into the military tho. I wanna do a joint offensive on this one region

I think he's sleeping

Sartell Koltis wrote:Even I’ve got a girlfriend

You were supposed to like bomb everyone's posts on election day to flood everyone with dopamine. More likes = more votes.

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I think he's sleeping

Timezone changes a lot of things

So Pep, Traxina

New Yi Empire wrote:Timezone changes a lot of things

Yep

So Pep

Adephia wrote:You were supposed to like bomb everyone's posts on election day to flood everyone with dopamine. More likes = more votes.

Liking posts just isn’t what I do

Everyone knows that

Also it’s kinda a hassle liking everything

So Pep, Adephia

Peps is here

She will be very dissatisfied with the recent events

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Peps is here

She will be very dissatisfied with the recent events

what happened?

Adephia wrote:Not gonna lie, being able to read KOP's sass again was a contributing factor to why I returned.

why thank you

also i’m sorry i haven’t been very active i keep forgetting like an idiot so i’ve set a reminder on my phone for every morniny

Sartell Koltis wrote:Peps is here

She will be very dissatisfied with the recent events

hi also any particular reason why? haven’t really properly read all the posts just skimmed (over 1000 lmao)

So Pep, Sartell Koltis, Adephia

Kingdom Of The Peps wrote:why thank you

also i’m sorry i haven’t been very active i keep forgetting like an idiot so i’ve set a reminder on my phone for every morninyhi also any particular reason why? haven’t really properly read all the posts just skimmed (over 1000 lmao)

Big fight happened. Military had to stop.

So Pep, Kingdom Of The Peps

ANNOUNCEMENT

New poll up..please vote on it.

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Big fight happened. Military had to stop.

oop like an irl argument?

So Pep

Kingdom Of The Peps wrote:oop like an irl argument?

I guess

So Pep, Kingdom Of The Peps

Rogue River wrote:MILITARY ANNOUNCEMENT

The military is undergoing reorganization. If you wish to serve, send ONLY Rogue River a telegram. You must have a WA to participate in raids, and have a alternative nation, but we do offer alternatives for nations that do not wish to be in the WA in relation to defending the region.

Join the fight against the enemies of the republic!

U have no idea how much I want to join

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:U have no idea how much I want to join

Awesome! If you wish to join, just send me a telegram.

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Awesome! If you wish to join, just send me a telegram.

Problem there is Iv been bannned from the WA cause... I raided a region held it for some hrs and then got kicked. Then we got reported and kicked out of the WA. Then when Reformers raided I got muted and Alwindian got deleted. In any way if I join my main and Sarrelandia will be destroyed

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Sarrelandia wrote:Problem there is Iv been bannned from the WA cause... I raided a region held it for some hrs and then got kicked. Then we got reported and kicked out of the WA. Then when Reformers raided I got muted and Alwindian got deleted. In any way if I join my main and Sarrelandia will be destroyed

Its just a mess. Im banned til Nov or Dec but I will wait till DEC here is the info

Unfortunately you are banned from the World Assembly for a past rule breach.

AmeraAfro Eurastralasia may re-join the World Assembly in 275 days.

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Problem there is Iv been bannned from the WA cause... I raided a region held it for some hrs and then got kicked. Then we got reported and kicked out of the WA. Then when Reformers raided I got muted and Alwindian got deleted. In any way if I join my main and Sarrelandia will be destroyed

We do offer alternatives relating to the defense of the region. I am sorry about your situation with the WA.

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:We do offer alternatives relating to the defense of the region. I am sorry about your situation with the WA.

Can I hear about them

So Pep

Rogue River

1 It should be called "Odryan Republican Army" instead of "odryan republic army"

2. yes, I support this.

3, what are the alternative military things things for non-WA?

So Pep, Sarrelandia

Kasase wrote:Rogue River

1 It should be called "Odryan Republican Army" instead of "odryan republic army"

2. yes, I support this.

3, what are the alternative military things things for non-WA?

My idea is that on certain days they are deployed as an officer, usually on orange alert status. Then the next day switched out with a new regional guard soldier.

Kasase, So Pep

Rogue River wrote:My idea is that on certain days they are deployed as an officer, usually on orange alert status. Then the next day switched out with a new regional guard soldier.

sounds......

good.

So Pep, Rogue River

Kasase wrote:Rogue River

1 It should be called "Odryan Republican Army" instead of "odryan republic army"

2. yes, I support this.

3, what are the alternative military things things for non-WA?

Your suggestion is noted

So Pep

I found this joke on reddit

What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

So Pep, Kingdom Of The Peps

I want to make a joke because Boner(yeah u heard me) used to mean mistake. There was even a comic strip with the joker saying it I would link it but I feel it make some people feel uncomftorable

So Pep

But a joke i can actually say

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?

Church

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:But a joke i can actually say

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?

Church

r/dadjokes

Sarrelandia wrote:But a joke i can actually say

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?

Church

...

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:...

Ba dum bum

So Pep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGbMsjtRMUE

I've found this banger of a song, especially if you go to 0:51

here's a better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIfiSsGlI3E

So Pep

Another joke

Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?

Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

So Pep, Rogue River, Kingdom Of The Peps

My god im on a roll

Last joke in Odrya

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

Walks into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."

"Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along"

"There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to."

"But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-"

"I know how limits work" interjects the bartender

"Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics"

"Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?"

"HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches

Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade.

The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA"

The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!"

The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish.

A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?"

"It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."

Ragnox, So Pep, Rogue River, Kingdom Of The Peps

*Realizes they have a space fleet*

Those are massive ships 3.5 mill is a massive number mine is the Infinity

5 of those ships exist

Length

5,694.2 metres (18,682 ft)

Width

833.3 metres (2,734 ft)

Height

1,041.2 metres (3,416 ft)

Mass

907,000,000 metric tons

Engine unit(s)

XR2 Boglin Fields: S81/X-DFR

Slipspace Drive

Mark X Macedon/Z-PROTOTYPE #78720HDS

Power plant

Deuterium fusion reactor

Shielding

MG-44N Heavy Dispersal Field Generators

Hull

490 centimetres (190 in) Titanium-A3 armor plating

Sensor systems

Long-range hyperscanner

Luminary

Radar

Spectroscopes

LIDAR

Armament

4 CR-03, Series-8 MAC (Primary, two fore, two flank)

350 M42 Archer Missile Pods, 24 missiles per pod (Secondary)

250 M75 Rapier Missile pods, 30 missiles per pod (Tertiary)

500 M96 Howler Missile pods, 20 missiles per pod (Quaternary)

830 70mm M965 Point-defense gun (Quinary)

Mark 2551 Portable MAC

M85 AA Guns

M97 Guided Missile Weapon Systems

M17 ARailRifle

M44 150 mm guns

HAVOK Tactical Nuclear Weapon

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:*Realizes they have a space fleet*

Those are massive ships 3.5 mill is a massive number mine is the Infinity

5 of those ships exist

Length

5,694.2 metres (18,682 ft)

Width

833.3 metres (2,734 ft)

Height

1,041.2 metres (3,416 ft)

Mass

907,000,000 metric tons

Engine unit(s)

XR2 Boglin Fields: S81/X-DFR

Slipspace Drive

Mark X Macedon/Z-PROTOTYPE #78720HDS

Power plant

Deuterium fusion reactor

Shielding

MG-44N Heavy Dispersal Field Generators

Hull

490 centimetres (190 in) Titanium-A3 armor plating

Sensor systems

Long-range hyperscanner

Luminary

Radar

Spectroscopes

LIDAR

Armament

4 CR-03, Series-8 MAC (Primary, two fore, two flank)

350 M42 Archer Missile Pods, 24 missiles per pod (Secondary)

250 M75 Rapier Missile pods, 30 missiles per pod (Tertiary)

500 M96 Howler Missile pods, 20 missiles per pod (Quaternary)

830 70mm M965 Point-defense gun (Quinary)

Mark 2551 Portable MAC

M85 AA Guns

M97 Guided Missile Weapon Systems

M17 ARailRifle

M44 150 mm guns

HAVOK Tactical Nuclear Weapon

Before u ask

Slipspace is liking punching a hole through reality and openng another one somewhere else

So Pep

I've made my first Facebook in a planned series of facebooks :)

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1656996

So Pep

Kasase wrote:I've made my first Facebook in a planned series of facebooks :)

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1656996

Very nice

Kasase

So Pep wrote:Very nice

le thank :)

So Pep

Officers, interrogate new entries into the region. If they spam, you ban. Got it?

So Pep wrote:Officers, interrogate new entries into the region. If they spam, you ban. Got it?

Now I will slep

some new entries into region:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=eurasian_rkka

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=traxina

So Pep

Kasase wrote:some new entries into region:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=eurasian_rkka

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=traxina

they’re verified

Kasase

So Pep wrote:they’re verified

o k

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Who is Traxina?

I got allies to help endo me. We were under a raid threat during the update.

Kasase

So Pep wrote:Officers, interrogate new entries into the region. If they spam, you ban. Got it?

This holds till I wake up

Now I will actually sleep

No fear. The Bombers is good

So Pep, The New Jabanese

So Pep wrote:I got allies to help endo me. We were under a raid threat during the update.

Yessir

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Rogue River wrote:No fear. The Bombers is good

sounds warmonger

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Helloooo

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.

Arkilandic wrote:Helloooo

Good morning

So Pep, The New Jabanese

Rogue River wrote:No fear. The Bombers is good

The "Anne Frank Gets The Gas,Dresden Gets The Blast" bombers probably

Ragnox, So Pep, Wallacia Ki

wats happening

Ragnox, So Pep

Stroke wrote:wats happening

idk

So Pep

Incoming statement on the Code Orange situation. It’ll be out in about an hour

Habianclazia

So Pep wrote:Incoming statement on the Code Orange situation. It’ll be out in about an hour

Ok

So Pep, Habianclazia

Code Orange should be disabled, the delegacy is back now.

So Pep, Habianclazia

Ragnox wrote:Code Orange should be disabled, the delegacy is back now.

A delegacy does not stop this problem

Habianclazia

So Pep wrote:A delegacy does not stop this problem

what is the problem then.

So Pep, Habianclazia

Ragnox wrote:what is the problem then.

Statement will explain

Habianclazia

So Pep wrote:Statement will explain

What?

So Pep, Habianclazia

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1657367

So Pep, Rogue River, Habianclazia, Traxina

Odrya Dispatch wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1657367

Dont fear my comrades! I will protect Odrya until I have absolutely nothing left! I will have LESS THAN NOTHING before Odrya falls!

So Pep, Habianclazia

Of course TCB was involved.

So Pep, Rogue River, Habianclazia

I found the UESR refugee camp

https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_union_of_ever_socialist_republics

So Pep, Habianclazia

Kasase wrote:I found the UESR refugee camp

https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_union_of_ever_socialist_republics

We’re aware :p

Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Kasase I have proof of TCB’s involvement, I’ll tg you later

Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:Kasase I have proof of TCB’s involvement, I’ll tg you later

ok.....

im just trying to prevent a crisis :)

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Kasase wrote:ok.....

im just trying to prevent a crisis :)

we'll be fine, I promise

Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:we'll be fine, I promise

I mean, there's no way in hell we can stand up to the TCB army or whatever they have, I hope astri is right that is just a few ragtag people.

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Kasase wrote:I mean, there's no way in hell we can stand up to the TCB army or whatever they have, I hope astri is right that is just a few ragtag people.

well its called having a founder account :v

Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Oh gosh

I endo the dude

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:well its called having a founder account :v

true.

but either way, WA has exec soooooooooo

s o. o o o o. o

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Kasase wrote:true.

but either way, WA has exec soooooooooo

s o. o o o o. o

i have access to the founder account, it's not necessary for me to have executive

Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

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So Pep wrote:i have access to the founder account, it's not necessary for me to have executive

k. I'll begin working on stuff.

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1657367

ah i see that our friends over at tcb have downvoted our dispatch! can we upvote?

Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

I’m going to switch my WA nation

So Pep, Habianclazia, The Republic Of Boxton

New WA nations

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

second factbook: THE VOZHD OF ALL RUSSIANS!:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kasase/detail=factbook/id=1657450

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1657367

ah i see that our friends over at tcb have downvoted our dispatch! can we upvote?

I upvoted on all my nations, still not enough to get past 2

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Kasase wrote:I upvoted on all my nations, still not enough to get past 2

Wow

So Pep, Habianclazia

Sartell Koltis wrote:Wow

Koltis what have you said in ugon?

Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:Koltis what have you said in ugon?

I ask why they raid

They said they have no plans

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Why would you think going into our enemy’s region and asking about their plans, which they are obviously not going to admit to, is a good idea!?

Habianclazia

Post self-deleted by So Pep.

Sartell Koltis wrote:I ask why they raid

They said they have no plans

This is why we need you on discord!

Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:Why would you think going into our enemy’s region and asking about their plans, which they are obviously not going to admit to, is a good idea!?

Lol

Just want to be nice you know

So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

So Pep wrote:This is why we need you on discord!

I know

When my dad comes bac with milk I will

Kasase, So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Sartell Koltis wrote:Lol

Just want to be nice you know

To our now number 1 enemy?

Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

Sartell Koltis wrote:I know

When my dad comes bac with milk I will

Why can’t you?

Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton

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