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So Pep wrote:👁👄👁 kasase where you go

a northern Irish unionists NS wet dream (The Orange Order)

So Pep

Kasase wrote:a northern Irish unionists NS wet dream (The Orange Order)

👀

*sends embassy request*

Kasase, Adephia

So Pep wrote:👀

*sends embassy request*

k.....

So Pep

Anyways imma sleep

Night

Kasase, Adephia

also why do I have control over embassies like seriously why does the defense guy need to remove and add embassies

So Pep

Kasase wrote:also why do I have control over embassies like seriously why does the defense guy need to remove and add embassies

Why birds had it, I think you need it for defence stuff

ALSO

You and rogue need to get along, you both work in the same department, so don’t be squabbling

Pretty please

Kasase, Adephia

So Pep wrote:Why birds had it, I think you need it for defence stuff

ALSO

You and rogue need to get along, you both work in the same department, so don’t be squabbling

Pretty please

Actually time to sleep

Kasase, Adephia

So Pep wrote:Why birds had it, I think you need it for defence stuff

ALSO

You and rogue need to get along, you both work in the same department, so don’t be squabbling

Pretty please

well then who's the higher rank or are we equals

also we aren't squabbling.....im pretty sure....

So Pep

Kasase wrote:well then who's the higher rank or are we equals

also we aren't squabbling.....im pretty sure....

You’re equal

You had a little bit of friction before and my sensei powers are tingling

Kasase, Adephia

So Pep wrote:You’re equal

You had a little bit of friction before and my sensei powers are tingling

internal dispute between overlapping ministers who are equal?????????? who could've predicted that???????

So Pep

Kasase wrote:internal dispute between overlapping ministers who are equal?????????? who could've predicted that???????

My brain

Also I forgot to make a poll

This is gonna be my last act in my (hopefully first) term

Adephia

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183205

The Hazar Amisnery, Adephia

So Pep wrote:Ah yes, kill the PM and take his account. The Hazar Amisnery you were wondering what an NS version of an assassination is

ah yes but Thames water sounds disgusting

So Pep

Wow you guys really like talking

So Pep

Real sad to see old friends and huge nations CTE, its like losing a best friend.

So Pep, Adephia, Selsordia

Ragnox wrote:Real sad to see old friends and huge nations CTE, its like losing a best friend.

I know man

Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia

Ragnox wrote:Real sad to see old friends and huge nations CTE, its like losing a best friend.

*U got a friend in me (That song from Toy story) intensifies

Ragnox, So Pep

I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

So Pep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc243MjmTOk&t=0s

allons enfants de le patrie....

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

😤

I am dying

So Pep

After tens of thousands of dollars. Two Russians are robbing a bank, but after the bank manager is threatened and the manager then opens the vault, the robbers find that it only holds millions of Rubles, since the oligarchs took all the US Dollars just before the invasion.

The robbers go home with no money.

In Soviet Russia u no rob bank

bank robs u

So Pep, The New Jabanese

What does Dr. Frankenstein call the cemetery?

Human Resources

So Pep

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo

When he’s finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.

When the guns are empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, “Hey! What the hell, man?”

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.”

So Pep

What is the last part of your body to die?

Your eyes.....because they dilate.

So Pep

ALL HAIL THE KING OF DAD JOKES

So Pep

I have a disease where I can't stop making airport puns.....

My doctor says it's terminal

I dont know how I will explane this to my family

I want to reLAX

but I need to gate help

I so badly want to stop but my attempts arent taking off

So Pep, Kingdom Of The Indus

Sarrelandia wrote:I have a disease where I can't stop making airport puns.....

My doctor says it's terminal

I dont know how I will explane this to my family

I want to reLAX

but I need to gate help

I so badly want to stop but my attempts arent taking off

Just stop

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Just stop

But his attempts to stop aren't taking off

So Pep

that’s not Sabre strong

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:What would you say if San Marino is doing something wrong?

San MariNO!

Commisar more like commie tsar

So Pep, Selsordia

Sarrelandia wrote:I have a disease where I can't stop making airport puns.....

My doctor says it's terminal

I dont know how I will explane this to my family

I want to reLAX

but I need to gate help

I so badly want to stop but my attempts arent taking off

It’s still so funny.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:It’s still so funny.

Sussy Baka

Ragnox, So Pep

Well if I make it into a office position at the local elections, this will mark the first time that the Odryan Federalist Party, has a member in parliament. das pretty cool.

So Pep

Hey, I know we are not a big raiding region, but we could start raiding some smaller fascist regions y'know. I know quite a few of them.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Hey, I know we are not a big raiding region, but we could start raiding some smaller fascist regions y'know. I know quite a few of them.

I think we will do a better job defending

No offense Raggie

Ragnox, So Pep

me when your mom-

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:me when your mom-

Go downstairs and have a nice cup of coffee and play bingo

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Go downstairs and have a nice cup of coffee and play bingo

yep

So Pep

Sarrelandia! I challenge you to a dad joke battle!

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Sarrelandia! I challenge you to a dad joke battle!

Prepare to be obliterated

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Prepare to be obliterated

You underestimate my power! For I have been hiding in the shadows with thousands of dad jokes for years. Now it is time to show them all.

So Pep

Could I ask, why are we closing embassies?

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:You underestimate my power! For I have been hiding in the shadows with thousands of dad jokes for years. Now it is time to show them all.

sure

Selsordia is the god of dad jokes

You underestimate him.

So Pep

Nitrana wrote:Could I ask, why are we closing embassies?

No idea, tm So Pep, maybe.

So Pep

Nitrana wrote:Could I ask, why are we closing embassies?

no idea

Take it up with pep

So Pep

U dare challenge me mortal, A GOD OF OLYMPUS

Ragnox wrote:You underestimate my power! For I have been hiding in the shadows with thousands of dad jokes for years. Now it is time to show them all.

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:U dare challenge me mortal, A GOD OF OLYMPUS

Yes, I do. I am no mortal myself.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Yes, I do. I am no mortal myself.

Fine what time u free

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Fine what time u free

Ragnox wrote:Yes, I do. I am no mortal myself.

The battle of the ages

ALL TELEVISED ON KOLTIS TV

So Pep, Sarrelandia

Sarrelandia wrote:Fine what time u free

You gonna be free in like 20-35 minutes?

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:You gonna be free in like 20-35 minutes?

No, school Im free from 1:30 California Time

to 2:30 California time

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:sure

Selsordia is the god of dad jokes

You underestimate him.

What do you say to the Vatican when they can't do it?

Vaitcan't

Also it's 'her', not 'him'

So Pep

Why did everybody like the mushroom so much?

Because he is a 'fungi'

So Pep, Adephia

Nitrana wrote:Could I ask, why are we closing embassies?

Read the embassy rules.

Adephia

So Pep wrote:Read the embassy rules.

hey can u giv specific reason

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:hey can u giv specific reason

Activity

Adephia

So Pep wrote:Activity

2 days since last message.

So Pep, Adephia

Rogue River wrote:2 days since last message.

Are you gonna give your campaign speech? The election begins very soon.

Adephia

So Pep wrote:Are you gonna give your campaign speech? The election begins very soon.

Ye

So Pep

Who wants to join rp server?

So Pep

Srvy2 wrote:Who wants to join rp server?

Me possibly

So Pep

hmm if i get re-elected would you call me the first or third president?

Ragnox, Adephia

Terrorism?

(Live on SPBC News)

The Rogue Riverian economy is finally recove-

We're just receiving a report saying that a So Peppian Airways aircraft has crashed in The Russian National State. We have no confirmed reports of casualties at this time - in fact, authorities do not know the exact location of the accident. We'll report the latest information once it has been received.

*6 hours later.*

Back to the story on the crashed So Peppian Airways plane. We have acquired a report from the National State authorities just mere moments ago, it says that they have found the crash site, and are still investigating. They have identified the aircraft as So Peppian Airways flight 211, it is a 737-800NG aircraft. We have also received unconfirmed reports that there were 161 on the aircraft at the time and that at least 100 have died. Please be aware that these figures are unconfirmed at this time. We will report back to you the second we receive more information.

Arkilandic, Adephia

So Pep wrote:Terrorism?

(Live on SPBC News)

The Rogue Riverian economy is finally recove-

We're just receiving a report saying that a So Peppian Airways aircraft has crashed in The Russian National State. We have no confirmed reports of casualties at this time - in fact, authorities do not know the exact location of the accident. We'll report the latest information once it has been received.

*6 hours later.*

Back to the story on the crashed So Peppian Airways plane. We have acquired a report from the National State authorities just mere moments ago, it says that they have found the crash site, and are still investigating. They have identified the aircraft as So Peppian Airways flight 211, it is a 737-800NG aircraft. We have also received unconfirmed reports that there were 161 on the aircraft at the time and that at least 100 have died. Please be aware that these figures are unconfirmed at this time. We will report back to you the second we receive more information.

:0

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote::0

plez send investigators

Ragnox, Adephia

So Pep wrote:plez send investigators

sending now

They say that there was a kingdom of the peps Egyptian man that took over the plane

My reporters are looking into this

Arkilandic, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:sending now

They say that there was a kingdom of the peps Egyptian man that took over the plane

My reporters are looking into this

I wanted to take this in a different direction ;.;

Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:sending now

They say that there was a kingdom of the peps Egyptian man that took over the plane

My reporters are looking into this

Riverian investigation has reported different results..

So Pep wrote:I wanted to take this in a different direction ;.;

(Saved it for ya)

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:(Saved it for ya)

(thanks)

Adephia

Terrorism?? (double question mark)

SPBC Report: We have just received breaking news from the Russian National State, we have confirmed reports of the death toll. All 161 passengers have lost their lives in the incident. Investigators are now looking for the two black boxes and we'll report when they find them.

Arkilandic, Adephia

Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.

Arkilandic wrote:A Clue?

While So Pep was investigating such a attack, a similar attack nearly occurred when a bomb in the cargo hold was found on Olympia air flight 193, This package has no clues leading to its owner and now Passengers are now being interviewed for any suspicious activity.

again, I wanted to take this in a different direction but oh well

Arkilandic, Adephia

So Pep wrote:again, I wanted to take this in a different direction but oh well

Ok

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:A Clue?

While So Pep was investigating such a attack, a similar attack nearly occurred when a bomb in the cargo hold was found on Olympia air flight 193 in Lockhwinn St, Aeden International Airport, This package has no clues leading to its owner and now Passengers are now being interviewed for any suspicious activity.

How about we let pep do his thing and then we can jump in later

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:How about we let pep do his thing and then we can jump in later

Ok, this attempted Terrorist attack will now happen after so pep did his thing, like find the black box or something

Why You Should Vote Rogue

Greetings, you are looking at the statement by The Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River to help win the election for the next President.

I have had much experience in leadership, I also believe that I could ignite more actively for Odrya by bringing in totally new players to the republic via telegrams. I also promise election reform, and reorganization of government jobs and hierarchy. I will also finalize military reorganization.

I have access to the resources needed to bring in at least 15 brand new nations into Odrya, I will compose a brand new recruitment telegram aswell.

I also wish to help improve our foreign relations by mending any hostile relationships with other regions.

Thank you for reading my statement, I have a lot planned for the republic, victory for me will help me push it all through. Thank you, glory to the republic.

So Pep, Adephia

So Pep wrote:again, I wanted to take this in a different direction but oh well

I want to have a plot twist, which is why I've emphasized on the question marks

Adephia

Rogue River wrote:Why You Should Vote Rogue

Greetings, you are looking at the statement by The Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River to help win the election for the next President.

I have had much experience in leadership, I also believe that I could ignite more actively for Odrya by bringing in totally new players to the republic via telegrams. I also promise election reform, and reorganization of government jobs and hierarchy. I will also finalize military reorganization.

I have access to the resources needed to bring in at least 15 brand new nations into Odrya, I will compose a brand new recruitment telegram aswell.

I also wish to help improve our foreign relations by mending any hostile relationships with other regions.

Thank you for reading my statement, I have a lot planned for the republic, victory for me will help me push it all through. Thank you, glory to the republic.

You know, maybe I shall run for President as well

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Why You Should Vote Rogue

Greetings, you are looking at the statement by The Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River to help win the election for the next President.

I have had much experience in leadership, I also believe that I could ignite more actively for Odrya by bringing in totally new players to the republic via telegrams. I also promise election reform, and reorganization of government jobs and hierarchy. I will also finalize military reorganization.

I have access to the resources needed to bring in at least 15 brand new nations into Odrya, I will compose a brand new recruitment telegram aswell.

I also wish to help improve our foreign relations by mending any hostile relationships with other regions.

Thank you for reading my statement, I have a lot planned for the republic, victory for me will help me push it all through. Thank you, glory to the republic.

I haven't got money for stamps and I'm sad, sorry about that everyone. if that's your selling point, vote rogue

Adephia

Arkilandic wrote:You know, maybe I shall run for President as well

you're way too late...

Adephia

So Pep wrote:you're way too late...

Aw man

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I want to have a plot twist, which is why I've emphasized on the question marks

There is still a chance

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Aw man

run next time, you have to be active tho

Arkilandic wrote:There is still a chance

emphasis on question marks

Adephia

So Pep wrote:run next time, you have to be active thoemphasis on question marks

Ok

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Ok, this attempted Terrorist attack will now happen after so pep did his thing, like find the black box or something

So Pep wrote:run next time, you have to be active thoemphasis on question marks

Forgot to tell you that the attempted attack doesn’t happen until you do your thing

So Pep

And now I sleep cuz holy moly it is 3AM

So Pep, Adephia

So Pep wrote:I wanted to take this in a different direction ;.;

Y

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Forgot to tell you that the attempted attack doesn’t happen until you do your thing

if it ties to this rp can you not do it? or at least wait so that it becomes separate? i don't want this to be a terror attack

Arkilandic wrote:And now I sleep cuz holy moly it is 3AM

goodnight

Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:Y

because its my rp lol

Adephia

So Pep wrote:because its my rp lol

k

So Pep

What do i call it now..?

SPBC Report: We're just getting reports that the 2 black boxes of the crashed So Peppian aircraft have been recovered and read by Koltisian, Riverian and So Peppian Investigators. The recording is extremely distressing. Please be advised.

[spoiler=The CVR]Captain: So we're gonna descend in 12 miles, uh... decision height is 250 and uh..- wait what's that?

*Sound of a large explosion*

*Autopilot disconnect alert* (plays until end of recording)

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

First Officer: Sh*t what's happening!?

Captain: Calm calm calm

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

*Overspeed clacker* (plays until end of recording)

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

Captain: I need more rudder

FO: I'm giving you everything!

'Bank Angle'

'Sinkrate'

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'

Captain: F*ck!

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'

Captain: Tell Lorrie I love her!

FO: Please god in your infinite wisdom save us from death and destruction..

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull U-'

*END OF RECORDING*[/spoiler]

[spoiler=sound effects if you wanna listen]Pull up: https://youtu.be/6VzUrqUVOS4

sinkrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHbaUAUnePs

bank angle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFxJcQiaZ-o

overspeed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojQBbLSzEc

ap disconnect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkDNcHDecUE[/spoiler]

Adephia, Selsordia

Ragnox wrote:Me possibly

Check #embassies in odrya discord server

So Pep

So Pep wrote:What do i call it now..?

SPBC Report: We're just getting reports that the 2 black boxes of the crashed So Peppian aircraft have been recovered and read by Koltisian, Riverian and So Peppian Investigators. The recording is extremely distressing. Please be advised.

[spoiler=The CVR]Captain: So we're gonna descend in 12 miles, uh... decision height is 250 and uh..- wait what's that?

*Sound of a large explosion*

*Autopilot disconnect alert* (plays until end of recording)

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

First Officer: Sh*t what's happening!?

Captain: Calm calm calm

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

*Overspeed clacker* (plays until end of recording)

'Bank Angle'

'Bank Angle'

Captain: I need more rudder

FO: I'm giving you everything!

'Bank Angle'

'Sinkrate'

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'

Captain: F*ck!

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'

Captain: Tell Lorrie I love her!

FO: Please god in your infinite wisdom save us from death and destruction..

*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull U-'

*END OF RECORDING*[/spoiler]

[spoiler=sound effects if you wanna listen]Pull up: https://youtu.be/6VzUrqUVOS4

sinkrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHbaUAUnePs

bank angle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFxJcQiaZ-o

overspeed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojQBbLSzEc

ap disconnect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkDNcHDecUE[/spoiler]

With these new recordings being recovered a investigation is being established into Kasase’s military system but is shut out by Kasase military officials.

Some Koltisian and peppian plane expert have investigated the remains of the plane and find a gigantic dent then hole taht wouldn’t be there otherwise.

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:With these new recordings being recovered a investigation is being established into Kasase’s military system but is shut out by Kasase military officials.

Some Koltisian and peppian plane expert have investigated the remains of the plane and find a gigantic dent then hole taht wouldn’t be there otherwise.

The torn and twisted pieces of metal surrounding the sections of the left wing were discovered 4 miles south of the crash-site. They indicate an explosion or missile of some sort.

So Peppian officials question the National State government.

Kasase, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:With these new recordings being recovered a investigation is being established into Kasase’s military system but is shut out by Kasase military officials.

Some Koltisian and peppian plane expert have investigated the remains of the plane and find a gigantic dent then hole taht wouldn’t be there otherwise.

tf just happened

So Pep

seriously im just trying to transition into tsardom

So Pep

So Pep wrote:The torn and twisted pieces of metal surrounding the sections of the left wing were discovered 4 miles south of the crash-site. They indicate an explosion or missile of some sort.

So Peppian officials question the National State government.

"ayo tf just happened what happened I wasn't here pls help wtf" said the provisional supreme council

So Pep

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