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Nech ruže zdobia tvoj odchod, starý priateľ.

So Pep, Fourian King

Ragnox wrote:Y'all really young

⍼ angzar ⍼

Ragnox, So Pep, Fourian King

Ragnox wrote:Y'all really young

i'm a year away from retirement status ;.;

*not literally but you know

Ragnox

Nationstates was down for a bit

Ragnox, So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Nech ruže zdobia tvoj odchod, starý priateľ.

Who is leaving?

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Who is leaving?

One, Im surprised you knew what language that was, and two it was a quote me and my old friend made, sadly that friend died recently. I like how it looked in Slovakia so I posted it.

So Pep, Fourian King

Ragnox wrote:One, Im surprised you knew what language that was, and two it was a quote me and my old friend made, sadly that friend died recently. I like how it looked in Slovakia so I posted it.

thanks google translate

well, I hope your friend rests in peace. May they be among the stars.

Ragnox, So Pep

Ragnox wrote:One, Im surprised you knew what language that was, and two it was a quote me and my old friend made, sadly that friend died recently. I like how it looked in Slovakia so I posted it.

I'm sorry for your loss

we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

The Hazar Amisnery, New Pekoland, Arkilandic, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

Ye

So Pep

So Pep wrote:we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

Huh okay

So Pep

So Pep wrote:we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

What is taht?

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:What is taht?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9w0roBlhlE

Ragnox

So Pep wrote:we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

I wouldn't mind that

So Pep

Ameraafro Eurastralasia did you give up on the dad joke tv show?

So Pep wrote:Ameraafro Eurastralasia did you give up on the dad joke tv show?

😭

So Pep

So Pep wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9w0roBlhlE

We are no strangers to love….

So Pep

For some reason I feel very poetic, and I am very much in my feels. It is 2:00 pm, and I was not expecting to get hit like this, this early. I think my sleep schedule is messed up.

So Pep, Selsordia

Ragnox wrote:For some reason I feel very poetic, and I am very much in my feels. It is 2:00 pm, and I was not expecting to get hit like this, this early. I think my sleep schedule is messed up.

😭😭😭😭😭

you have ruined the never gonna give you up

Ragnox, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:😭😭😭😭😭

you have ruined the never gonna give you up

don't rickroll again

So Pep

Stroke wrote:don't rickroll again

of course I will

Ragnox, So Pep

You Know the Rules :)

Stroke wrote:don't rickroll again

Ragnox, So Pep

There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago

Ragnox, The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Sartell Koltis

So Pep wrote:There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago

He was big and Strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear but to Moscow Chicks he was such a lovely dear, He Could preach the Bible like a preacher full of esctacy and fire But he was also the kind of teacher women would desire. Ra-Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen there was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine it was a Shame how he carried on.

Ragnox, So Pep

Of Courscant wrote:He was big and Strong

And his eyes were flaming ROUGE

So Pep

Of Courscant wrote:He was big and Strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear but to Moscow Chicks he was such a lovely dear, He Could preach the Bible like a preacher full of esctacy and fire But he was also the kind of teacher women would desire. Ra-Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen there was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine it was a Shame how he carried on.

It was meant to be one line at a time ;.;

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation

Post self-deleted by Of Courscant.

So Pep wrote:It was meant to be one line at a time ;.;

Sorry

So Pep

Of Courscant wrote:Sorry

It’s fine

What other song can we do?

So Pep wrote:It’s fine

What other song can we do?

Wellerman by Nathan Evans

So Pep

So Pep wrote:It’s fine

What other song can we do?

im blue, da ba dee da ba di

Arkilandic, So Pep, Selsordia

Figglitzebre wrote:im blue, da ba dee da ba di

I will eat apple pie

So Pep

So Pep wrote:we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

Cool Idea

So Pep

So Pep wrote:we should do something like discord sings

but ns remix

are you going to turn it into a video?

So Pep

The 80s is best cuz Rickroll came in 1984

So Pep

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:are you going to turn it into a video?

no

The Hazar Amisnery

Selsordia wrote:The 80s is best cuz Rickroll came in 1984

there's also an Alternate History about it

So Pep, Selsordia

New Pekoland wrote:there's also an Alternate History about it

Oh wowzers!

New Pekoland, So Pep

y no "1800s military marches" category

waaaaaaa

So Pep

Why are the embassies closing between us and TEKE

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Why are the embassies closing between us and TEKE

so basically:

loush decided to insult me for the 50th time in a week because I let one of our old enemies back into TFB's server, for reconciliation purposes

he then decides to leave TFB

due to his actions and repeated harassment of me, I banned TEKE from TFB

he then banned me from TFB's server (I'm back now tho)

then some crisis/argument ensued

then that turned into spam of star wars and the alphabet

and here we are

Macrotron, Figglitzebre

So Pep wrote:so basically:

loush decided to insult me for the 50th time in a week because I let one of our old enemies back into TFB's server, for reconciliation purposes

he then decides to leave TFB

due to his actions and repeated harassment of me, I banned TEKE from TFB

he then banned me from TFB's server (I'm back now tho)

then some crisis/argument ensued

then that turned into spam of star wars and the alphabet

and here we are

Ok

So Pep, Ongorvia

New alliance

They asked us o join :/

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:New alliance

They asked us o join :/

Who is it?

Damn it’s been a quiet day today

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation

So Pep wrote:Damn it’s been a quiet day today

Agreed

So Pep

So Pep wrote:It was meant to be one line at a time ;.;

RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN KWEEN

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, So Pep

So Pep wrote:so basically:

loush decided to insult me for the 50th time in a week because I let one of our old enemies back into TFB's server, for reconciliation purposes

he then decides to leave TFB

due to his actions and repeated harassment of me, I banned TEKE from TFB

he then banned me from TFB's server (I'm back now tho)

then some crisis/argument ensued

then that turned into spam of star wars and the alphabet

and here we are

Oh my

So Pep

So Pep wrote:so basically:

loush decided to insult me for the 50th time in a week because I let one of our old enemies back into TFB's server, for reconciliation purposes

he then decides to leave TFB

due to his actions and repeated harassment of me, I banned TEKE from TFB

he then banned me from TFB's server (I'm back now tho)

then some crisis/argument ensued

then that turned into spam of star wars and the alphabet

and here we are

oh

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Who is it?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1698030

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1698030

As yes the *insert alliance name here* alliance.

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:As yes the *insert alliance name here* alliance.

Yep

There’s a lot of rules so idk

Arkilandic, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Yep

There’s a lot of rules so idk

Those guys are a break off of Alvarez

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Yep

There’s a lot of rules so idk

They also seem to have rebeled against Qenoch, the Alvarez leader, for no reason

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:They also seem to have rebeled against Qenoch, the Alvarez leader, for no reason

Dang

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1698030

Join that, I think we shouldn’t.

We already have one alliance, and rogue is negotiating another.

So Pep wrote:so basically:

loush decided to insult me for the 50th time in a week because I let one of our old enemies back into TFB's server, for reconciliation purposes

he then decides to leave TFB

due to his actions and repeated harassment of me, I banned TEKE from TFB

he then banned me from TFB's server (I'm back now tho)

then some crisis/argument ensued

then that turned into spam of star wars and the alphabet

and here we are

Bruh

So Pep

Macrotron wrote:Bruh

Bruh

So Pep, Macrotron

Post self-deleted by Selsordia.

Map Rules: Nation cant control an entire continent

So Pep and Stroke: HO HO HO HO no

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Map Rules: Nation cant control an entire continent

So Pep: HO HO HO HO no

I don't..

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:I don't..

*looks at australia*

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:*looks at australia*

oh.. woopsie daisy

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:oh.. woopsie daisy

technically its not a continent 💃💃

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:oh.. woopsie daisy

Dont worry, Papua is sometimes referred to as a part of the Continent

So Pep

Wait, why we closing embassies with TEKE?

So Pep

So Pep wrote:so basically:

loush decided to insult me for the 50th time in a week because I let one of our old enemies back into TFB's server, for reconciliation purposes

he then decides to leave TFB

due to his actions and repeated harassment of me, I banned TEKE from TFB

he then banned me from TFB's server (I'm back now tho)

then some crisis/argument ensued

then that turned into spam of star wars and the alphabet

and here we are

^

Selsordia wrote:Wait, why we closing embassies with TEKE?

Selsordia

Selsordia wrote:Map Rules: Nation cant control an entire continent

So Pep and Stroke: HO HO HO HO no

+ More

So Pep, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:^

Also pep 50th time?

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Also pep 50th time?

Something like that

You can read it all in TFB’s discord server

Could someone be kind enough to explain how roleplay works in this region? Like whats the RP date, do you need consent to declare war, etc.

Ragnox, The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

New Faneland wrote:Could someone be kind enough to explain how roleplay works in this region? Like whats the RP date, do you need consent to declare war, etc.

Welcome to the region!

Our roleplay is slightly restricted, but it’s much more free than most regions. Here are the rules:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1697386

Our rp year is currently 2115. You don’t need consent for any roleplay unless you decide to use nuclear arms.

I hope this helps :p

New Faneland wrote:Could someone be kind enough to explain how roleplay works in this region? Like whats the RP date, do you need consent to declare war, etc.

Oh my god a new person! Willkommen!

So Pep

Completion.

The Star Trident 848, the marvel and peak of So Peppian/Riverian engineering, is complete, and ready to be delivered to airlines.

So Peppian airways took their first delivery of the supersonic jet today. The aircraft, designated SN-001, is to complete its first transatlantic flight tomorrow.

So Pep wrote:Completion.

The Star Trident 848, the marvel and peak of So Peppian/Riverian engineering, is complete, and ready to be delivered to airlines.

So Peppian airways took their first delivery of the supersonic jet today. The aircraft, designated SN-001, is to complete its first transatlantic flight tomorrow.

Kewl

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Completion.

The Star Trident 848, the marvel and peak of So Peppian/Riverian engineering, is complete, and ready to be delivered to airlines.

So Peppian airways took their first delivery of the supersonic jet today. The aircraft, designated SN-001, is to complete its first transatlantic flight tomorrow.

Wooo! Wait...WAI-

With the completion, Rogue River is ecstatic. That is- until one fateful morning.

May 12th, The Illatum Stock Market crash. May 11th, The Tornado Apocalypse. These events have led the Riverian economy to completely crash. The amount of homeless rate has jumped up to about 45%. 75% of all banks have shut down, and half of all businesses have filed for bankruptcy.

As the people of Rogue River say, May God Help Us All!

Kasase, So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Wooo! Wait...WAI-

With the completion, Rogue River is ecstatic. That is- until one fateful morning.

May 12th, The Illatum Stock Market crash. May 11th, The Tornado Apocalypse. These events have led the Riverian economy to completely crash. The amount of homeless rate has jumped up to about 45%. 75% of all banks have shut down, and half of all businesses have filed for bankruptcy.

As the people of Rogue River say, May God Help Us All!

The heck happened and how?

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Wooo! Wait...WAI-

With the completion, Rogue River is ecstatic. That is- until one fateful morning.

May 12th, The Illatum Stock Market crash. May 11th, The Tornado Apocalypse. These events have led the Riverian economy to completely crash. The amount of homeless rate has jumped up to about 45%. 75% of all banks have shut down, and half of all businesses have filed for bankruptcy.

As the people of Rogue River say, May God Help Us All!

The Aid

As Rogue is a fellow member of the Accords, the Selsordia Government Begins sending in supplies and Rick Astley Radios to help their people.

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:The Aid

As Rogue is a fellow member of the Accords, the Selsordia Government Begins sending in supplies and Rick Astley Radios to help their people.

Also aid

Arkilandic sends aid to Rogue River after “The Illatum Stock Market crash” event.

So Pep, Selsordia

Rogue River wrote:Wooo! Wait...WAI-

With the completion, Rogue River is ecstatic. That is- until one fateful morning.

May 12th, The Illatum Stock Market crash. May 11th, The Tornado Apocalypse. These events have led the Riverian economy to completely crash. The amount of homeless rate has jumped up to about 45%. 75% of all banks have shut down, and half of all businesses have filed for bankruptcy.

As the people of Rogue River say, May God Help Us All!

What an amazing intro to my former North American citizens

Of Courscant, New Pekoland, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:What an amazing intro to my former North American citizens

le oouf

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Wooo! Wait...WAI-

With the completion, Rogue River is ecstatic. That is- until one fateful morning.

May 12th, The Illatum Stock Market crash. May 11th, The Tornado Apocalypse. These events have led the Riverian economy to completely crash. The amount of homeless rate has jumped up to about 45%. 75% of all banks have shut down, and half of all businesses have filed for bankruptcy.

As the people of Rogue River say, May God Help Us All!

Holy-

James Attendant issues an emergency aid fund. RR is now receiving 51 billion Peppian pounds a month to try and combat this.

Rogue River wrote:Wooo! Wait...WAI-

With the completion, Rogue River is ecstatic. That is- until one fateful morning.

May 12th, The Illatum Stock Market crash. May 11th, The Tornado Apocalypse. These events have led the Riverian economy to completely crash. The amount of homeless rate has jumped up to about 45%. 75% of all banks have shut down, and half of all businesses have filed for bankruptcy.

As the people of Rogue River say, May God Help Us All!

absolute sh*t tons of aid

we use our massive amounts of resources and also whatever money we can spare and yeet it to river

most of the central bank's reserve gold is sold for whatever river's currency and send it to people in need in rogue river.

sh*tons of everything are sent, including rubles.

So Pep

Post self-deleted by Kasase.

[spoiler=taking out the trash

from corporatism to capitalism]with our military campaigns now over, the russian goverment can now return home to deal with it's sh*tshow of an economy

the RNS, in it's pursuit for total control, had created a corporatist style of economy, and had prevented foreign businesses from entering, during this, russian mega corporations had risen choking the economy in an oligarchy.

this has lead to a bad economic state, and as such, the PM is on his way to fixing it

1st things first, the russian imperial duma passed the monopolies and mega corporations act, forcing many of the megacorporations or monopolies to dismantle, this creating competition in the market

2nd things second: the ministry of the economy was forced to tone down it's bloated corporatism, despite the protests of socialists and far-right in the duma, the join efforts of the conservatives and K-Ds, + the tsar were able to free the market. now businesses can focus on making profit and not listening to the goverment, and the ruble has been made a floating currency.

3rd things last: with the economic part of the Petrograd accords, the K-Ds would be able to use this to allow all forms of foreign investment, and with some promises to the tsar, the tsar literally just forced the law in without the duma, but it would've had the approval of the duma either way. this creates more competition, and foreign tech enters the ring, alongside foreign companies seeking the black gold in the white snow of Siberia. [/spoiler]

tl;dr ECONOMY FINALLY

-average russian person

So Pep

A new tactic.

A new space station has been constructed. It is 1 kilometre wide, taking the shape of an 'O'. It has been reported that you can see the massive space station from the ground in the northern hemisphere of the earth.

Local residents of the Midlands have submitted UFO sightings, however, the government has made it clear that these are So Peppian ships. Residents say they take off vertically, fly up, speed up incredibly quickly, and within 30 seconds they're gone.

Why was report card wet

It was below C level

Of Courscant, So Pep, Selsordia

Sarrelandia wrote:Why was report card wet

It was below C level

you're back!

Of Courscant, Sarrelandia

Rp

The Republic of Coruscant will decrease Military Spending. As more money was being put in the Military the people started to get restless. Riots were surpressed in Nanjing, Shanghai, Ulaanbaator, Beijing, Khovd and Chengdu. To appease the population.

So Pep, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:you're back!

I never left

So Pep, Selsordia

Sarrelandia wrote:Why was report card wet

It was below C level

ITS THE KING OF DAD JOKES! HAIL! HAIL!

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:I never left

dad joke tv took a little break

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:dad joke tv took a little break

What a Long Commercial :p

So Pep

Of Courscant wrote:Rp

The Republic of Coruscant will decrease Military Spending. As more money was being put in the Military the people started to get restless. Riots were surpressed in Nanjing, Shanghai, Ulaanbaator, Beijing, Khovd and Chengdu. To appease the population.

I don't understand rioters, just peacefully protest, its so much easier

Selsordia wrote:What a Long Commercial :p

almost fell asleep

Selsordia

A‌‌n America‌‌n soldier‌‌, servin‌‌g i‌‌n Worl‌‌d Wa‌‌r I‌‌I ha‌‌d jus‌‌t returne‌‌d fro‌‌m severa‌‌l week‌‌s o‌‌f battl‌‌e o‌‌n th‌‌e Germa‌‌n fron‌‌t lines.

Long

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r ha‌‌d bee‌‌n grante‌‌d res‌‌t an‌‌d relaxatio‌‌n an‌‌d wa‌‌s o‌‌n ‌‌a trai‌‌n tha‌‌t wa‌‌s boun‌‌d fo‌‌r London.

Th‌‌e trai‌‌n wa‌‌s ver‌‌y crowded‌‌, s‌‌o th‌‌e soldie‌‌r walke‌‌d th‌‌e lengt‌‌h o‌‌f th‌‌e trai‌‌n i‌‌n hope‌‌s o‌‌f findin‌‌g a‌‌n empt‌‌y seat.

Th‌‌e onl‌‌y empt‌‌y sea‌‌t wa‌‌s directl‌‌y adjacen‌‌t t‌‌o ‌‌a wel‌‌l dresse‌‌d middl‌‌e age‌‌d Englis‌‌h lad‌‌y an‌‌d wa‌‌s bein‌‌g use‌‌d b‌‌y he‌‌r littl‌‌e dog.

Th‌‌e wear‌‌y soldie‌‌r asked‌‌, "Pleas‌‌e ma'am‌‌, ma‌‌y ‌‌I si‌‌t i‌‌n tha‌‌t seat?"

Th‌‌e Englis‌‌h woma‌‌n looke‌‌d dow‌‌n he‌‌r nos‌‌e a‌‌t th‌‌e solide‌‌r an‌‌d sniffe‌‌d the‌‌n said‌‌, "Yo‌‌u Americans‌‌. Yo‌‌u ar‌‌e suc‌‌h ‌‌a rud‌‌e clas‌‌s o‌‌f people‌‌. Can'‌‌t yo‌‌u se‌‌e tha‌‌t m‌‌y littl‌‌e pooc‌‌h i‌‌s usin‌‌g tha‌‌t seat?"

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r walke‌‌d away‌‌, lookin‌‌g i‌‌f ther‌‌e wer‌‌e an‌‌y othe‌‌r unoccupie‌‌d seat‌‌s t‌‌o use‌‌, bu‌‌t afte‌‌r anothe‌‌r tri‌‌p dow‌‌n t‌‌o th‌‌e en‌‌d o‌‌f th‌‌e train‌‌, h‌‌e foun‌‌d himsel‌‌f facin‌‌g th‌‌e woma‌‌n wit‌‌h th‌‌e do‌‌g again.

Again‌‌, th‌‌e soldie‌‌r asked‌‌, "Pleas‌‌e lady‌‌. Ma‌‌y ‌‌I si‌‌t there‌‌? I'‌‌m ver‌‌y tired."

Th‌‌e Englis‌‌h woma‌‌n wrinkle‌‌d he‌‌r nos‌‌e an‌‌d snorte‌‌d ou‌‌t loud‌‌, "Yo‌‌u Americans‌‌! No‌‌t onl‌‌y ar‌‌e yo‌‌u rude‌‌, yo‌‌u ar‌‌e als‌‌o extremel‌‌y arrogant!"

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r didn'‌‌t sa‌‌y anythin‌‌g else‌‌; h‌‌e leane‌‌d over‌‌, picke‌‌d u‌‌p th‌‌e littl‌‌e do‌‌g an‌‌d yeets i‌‌t ou‌‌t th‌‌e windo‌‌w o‌‌f th‌‌e trai‌‌n an‌‌d sa‌‌t dow‌‌n i‌‌n th‌‌e empt‌‌y seat.

Th‌‌e Woman‌‌, a‌‌t ‌‌a los‌‌s fo‌‌r words‌‌; shrieked‌‌, raile‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d tha‌‌t someon‌‌e defen‌‌d he‌‌r an‌‌d chastis‌‌e th‌‌e soldier.

A‌‌n Englis‌‌h gentleme‌‌n sittin‌‌g acros‌‌s th‌‌e aisl‌‌e spok‌‌e u‌‌p an‌‌d said‌‌, "Yo‌‌u know‌‌, sir‌‌, yo‌‌u American‌‌s d‌‌o see‌‌m t‌‌o hav‌‌e ‌‌a penchan‌‌t fo‌‌r doin‌‌g th‌‌e wron‌‌g thing‌‌. Yo‌‌u ea‌‌t holdin‌‌g th‌‌e for‌‌k i‌‌n th‌‌e wron‌‌g hand‌‌, yo‌‌u driv‌‌e you‌‌r auto‌‌s o‌‌n th‌‌e wron‌‌g sid‌‌e o‌‌f th‌‌e roa‌‌d an‌‌d now‌‌, sir‌‌, you'v‌‌e throw‌‌n th‌‌e wron‌‌g idiot ou‌‌t th‌‌e window!."

So Pep, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:I don't understand rioters, just peacefully protest, its so much easier

They were being Taxed heavily, because of Military Spending. Which decreased my GDP

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:A‌‌n America‌‌n soldier‌‌, servin‌‌g i‌‌n Worl‌‌d Wa‌‌r I‌‌I ha‌‌d jus‌‌t returne‌‌d fro‌‌m severa‌‌l week‌‌s o‌‌f battl‌‌e o‌‌n th‌‌e Germa‌‌n fron‌‌t lines.

Long

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r ha‌‌d bee‌‌n grante‌‌d res‌‌t an‌‌d relaxatio‌‌n an‌‌d wa‌‌s o‌‌n ‌‌a trai‌‌n tha‌‌t wa‌‌s boun‌‌d fo‌‌r London.

Th‌‌e trai‌‌n wa‌‌s ver‌‌y crowded‌‌, s‌‌o th‌‌e soldie‌‌r walke‌‌d th‌‌e lengt‌‌h o‌‌f th‌‌e trai‌‌n i‌‌n hope‌‌s o‌‌f findin‌‌g a‌‌n empt‌‌y seat.

Th‌‌e onl‌‌y empt‌‌y sea‌‌t wa‌‌s directl‌‌y adjacen‌‌t t‌‌o ‌‌a wel‌‌l dresse‌‌d middl‌‌e age‌‌d Englis‌‌h lad‌‌y an‌‌d wa‌‌s bein‌‌g use‌‌d b‌‌y he‌‌r littl‌‌e dog.

Th‌‌e wear‌‌y soldie‌‌r asked‌‌, "Pleas‌‌e ma'am‌‌, ma‌‌y ‌‌I si‌‌t i‌‌n tha‌‌t seat?"

Th‌‌e Englis‌‌h woma‌‌n looke‌‌d dow‌‌n he‌‌r nos‌‌e a‌‌t th‌‌e solide‌‌r an‌‌d sniffe‌‌d the‌‌n said‌‌, "Yo‌‌u Americans‌‌. Yo‌‌u ar‌‌e suc‌‌h ‌‌a rud‌‌e clas‌‌s o‌‌f people‌‌. Can'‌‌t yo‌‌u se‌‌e tha‌‌t m‌‌y littl‌‌e pooc‌‌h i‌‌s usin‌‌g tha‌‌t seat?"

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r walke‌‌d away‌‌, lookin‌‌g i‌‌f ther‌‌e wer‌‌e an‌‌y othe‌‌r unoccupie‌‌d seat‌‌s t‌‌o use‌‌, bu‌‌t afte‌‌r anothe‌‌r tri‌‌p dow‌‌n t‌‌o th‌‌e en‌‌d o‌‌f th‌‌e train‌‌, h‌‌e foun‌‌d himsel‌‌f facin‌‌g th‌‌e woma‌‌n wit‌‌h th‌‌e do‌‌g again.

Again‌‌, th‌‌e soldie‌‌r asked‌‌, "Pleas‌‌e lady‌‌. Ma‌‌y ‌‌I si‌‌t there‌‌? I'‌‌m ver‌‌y tired."

Th‌‌e Englis‌‌h woma‌‌n wrinkle‌‌d he‌‌r nos‌‌e an‌‌d snorte‌‌d ou‌‌t loud‌‌, "Yo‌‌u Americans‌‌! No‌‌t onl‌‌y ar‌‌e yo‌‌u rude‌‌, yo‌‌u ar‌‌e als‌‌o extremel‌‌y arrogant!"

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r didn'‌‌t sa‌‌y anythin‌‌g else‌‌; h‌‌e leane‌‌d over‌‌, picke‌‌d u‌‌p th‌‌e littl‌‌e do‌‌g an‌‌d yeets i‌‌t ou‌‌t th‌‌e windo‌‌w o‌‌f th‌‌e trai‌‌n an‌‌d sa‌‌t dow‌‌n i‌‌n th‌‌e empt‌‌y seat.

Th‌‌e Woman‌‌, a‌‌t ‌‌a los‌‌s fo‌‌r words‌‌; shrieked‌‌, raile‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d tha‌‌t someon‌‌e defen‌‌d he‌‌r an‌‌d chastis‌‌e th‌‌e soldier.

A‌‌n Englis‌‌h gentleme‌‌n sittin‌‌g acros‌‌s th‌‌e aisl‌‌e spok‌‌e u‌‌p an‌‌d said‌‌, "Yo‌‌u know‌‌, sir‌‌, yo‌‌u American‌‌s d‌‌o see‌‌m t‌‌o hav‌‌e ‌‌a penchan‌‌t fo‌‌r doin‌‌g th‌‌e wron‌‌g thing‌‌. Yo‌‌u ea‌‌t holdin‌‌g th‌‌e for‌‌k i‌‌n th‌‌e wron‌‌g hand‌‌, yo‌‌u driv‌‌e you‌‌r auto‌‌s o‌‌n th‌‌e wron‌‌g sid‌‌e o‌‌f th‌‌e roa‌‌d an‌‌d now‌‌, sir‌‌, you'v‌‌e throw‌‌n th‌‌e wron‌‌g idiot ou‌‌t th‌‌e window!."

lmao

Of Courscant wrote:They were being Taxed heavily, because of Military Spending. Which decreased my GDP

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Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.