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Srvy wrote:Q of the day:

What will you do, if you become pm of odrya?

turn odrya into an absolute monarchy

do some regionalism and stuff

So Pep, Srvy, Figglitzebre

Srvy wrote:Q of the day:

What will you do, if you become pm of odrya?

.....

So Pep wrote:Guess what

[spoiler]I already am [/spoiler]

I love the republic

So Pep, Srvy

Please love me

Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia

Srvy wrote:Q of the day:

What will you do, if you become pm of odrya?

I mean, well idk

So Pep, Adephia, Srvy

Vote for me in next elections. And i will tell u what to do

So Pep, Adephia

So Pep wrote:Don’t we have to work together because of the new alliance?

True

Here’s 7000 of them

So Pep, Srvy

Srvy wrote:Please love me

uhhhh

Idk about that

So Pep, Srvy

Srvy wrote:Vote for me in next elections. And i will tell u what to do

you will tell us what to do?

Sartell Koltis wrote:True

Here’s 7000 of them

thanks

Figglitzebre wrote:.....

I love the republic

I too love the republic

Adephia, Srvy

[spoiler=the Atompshere-to-surface-and-air weapon of mass trolling]

'alright, any ideas for a new weapon'

'how about we stop spending half our budget on our military'

'your fired'

'how about we make a weapon that fires legit the biggest artillery shells we have and other stuff from the atmosphere to earth?'

'perfection'

and it was so

the tsar put the greatest russian scientists, engineers, whatever onto it. hoards of resources and Money were put into it. then someone came up with a genius idea

"why not make some of the armour out of fricken graphite?" (graphite is a very strong resource btw) and whatever other things we can find

so it was.... graphite was poured into it

we also made an entirely new type of artillery shell which basically turns into a fricken bomb once it lands

we also did a bunch of other stuff idc to write

we also put some self-defence mechanisms on it idk anymore

it was alos equipped with some missiles so it could shoot down planes

*some months later*

"sir, it's done...."

"then launch it"

*it's launched*

"launch was successful ,let's test on some random place in the middle of siberia"

*test is (mostly) successful

*some tweaks*

*it is finished*

[/spoiler]

tl;dr weapon which fires massive fricken artillery shells and stuff from atmosphere to earth

New Pekoland, So Pep, Srvy

Srvy wrote:Please love me

Ok done

So Pep, Srvy

also I joined DCE

So Pep, Srvy

Kasase wrote:also I joined DCE

Uh no

Kasase, Srvy

Sartell Koltis wrote:Uh no

pep said I could on discord.

So Pep, Srvy

Sartell Koltis wrote:Uh no

I invited him

The more the better

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia, Srvy

So Pep wrote:you will tell us what to do?

Yes, because you are a cat. And I'm an intelligent cat

So Pep

Srvy wrote:Yes, because you are a cat. And I'm an intelligent cat

Seems authoritarian no?

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia, Srvy

So Pep wrote:Seems authoritarian no?

And u bribed in telegrams

So Pep

Srvy wrote:And u bribed in telegrams

nobody is seeing the joke..

Adephia, Srvy

Srvy wrote:And u bribed in telegrams

Also

Nobody seems to recognise what I have done for this region

I have brought a new era to the republic, I have created justice and a further development of democracy! If you want to rid of me because of one joke, I will be incredibly shocked.

Ragnox, Kasase, Adephia, Srvy

So Pep wrote:Also

Nobody seems to recognise what I have done for this region

I have brought a new era to the republic, I have created justice and a further development of democracy! If you want to rid of me because of one joke, I will be incredibly shocked.

Well, i voted for you. And it's basically your region, btw why gpc is closed. And why you are not founder here?

So Pep, Adephia

Srvy wrote:Well, i voted for you. And it's basically your region, btw why gpc is closed. And why you are not founder here?

Thanks. We moved here. me and rogue are the founders, but we’re not allowed to use any of our powers unless of an emergency.

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia, Srvy

pep planning smth??????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668838

So Pep, Srvy

It's tax season and I missed So Pep's 33rd birthday :(

I did vote in the March 4 election on March 5 :)

Sartell Koltis wrote:Hey, mind if you uh claim a spot on da map?

Madagascar

So Pep, Srvy

Adephia wrote:It's tax season and I missed So Pep's 33rd birthday :(

I did vote in the March 4 election on March 5 :)

Madagascar

Mad Gas car?

So Pep, Adephia, Srvy

So Pep wrote:Also

Nobody seems to recognise what I have done for this region

I have brought a new era to the republic, I have created justice and a further development of democracy! If you want to rid of me because of one joke, I will be incredibly shocked.

also why'd i get the voting tg are alts allowed to aswell?

So Pep, Srvy

Figglitzebre wrote:also why'd i get the voting tg are alts allowed to aswell?

no

So Pep, Srvy

Kasase wrote:pep planning smth??????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668838

HMMMMMMMMMMM

New Pekoland, So Pep, Srvy

Arkilandic wrote:HMMMMMMMMMMM

I lost election for 4th time

So Pep, Adephia, Srvy

Sartell Koltis wrote:I lost election for 4th time

Welp I tried helping

So Pep, Srvy

Sartell Koltis wrote:no

Technically they can

Adephia, Srvy

Kasase wrote:pep planning smth??????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668838

Oui

Adephia, Srvy

Fourian King wrote:R

R?

R??

So Pep, Srvy

Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.

Today I learned boiling water was really smart.

It has like, 100 degrees.

So Pep, Srvy

My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, “Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I’ll be this June!”

I chuckled, “Oh I don’t know princess, why don’t you tell me?” She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers.

It’s now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she still won’t say where she got them!

So Pep, Srvy

An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily…So the lawyer asks if the Irishman would like to play a fun game.

The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The Italian lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only €5.00 then you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you €500.00, he says.

This catches the Irishman’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?’

The Irishman doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five euro note, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the Irishman’s turn.

He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on Google.

He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Irishman and hands him €500.00.

The Irishman pockets the €500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Irishman up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

So Pep, Srvy

Sarrelandia wrote:Today I learned boiling water was really smart.

It has like, 100 degrees.

American moment

Adephia, Srvy

i looked exactly 100 rmb pages back and I had a very rocky start as pm

idk why you've re-elected me lol

Adephia, Srvy

So Pep wrote:i looked exactly 100 rmb pages back and I had a very rocky start as pm

idk why you've re-elected me lol

The main question i had was

Do i want my knees deleted

Or not

So Pep, Srvy

Kasase wrote:pep planning smth??????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668838

sus

Edit: oh look 50 nations in Odrya

So Pep, Srvy

Sarrelandia wrote:The main question i had was

Do i want my knees deleted

Or not

Yes you do

Selsordia wrote:sus

Edit: oh look 50 nations in Odrya

It’s just for a master dispatch jeez

Oh yey

Adephia, Srvy, Selsordia

Updated my Factbook!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668194

So Pep, Srvy

Selsordia wrote:Updated my Factbook!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668194

Nice

Adephia, Srvy, Selsordia

Odrya's 4th general election has concluded!

The Results are:

So Pep: 78.6%

Sartell Koltis: 14.3%

Rogue River: 7.1%

Thank you ever so much to all of you who voted for me, I will be sure to bring you the absolute best that I can provide, and I promise you that Odrya will be a different place by the end of the month!

Local Minister elections are in 9 days, there's a limit of 2 candidates per title. Marxiaville and Sartell Koltis you cannot run for your current position again, if you want to run for something else, you're perfectly welcome to.

[spoiler]hmm should we increase term lengths to 2 months? it seems quite short. if it does come into effect it will be at the end of my term.[/spoiler]

Adephia, Selsordia

So Pep wrote:Odrya's 4th general election has concluded!

The Results are:

So Pep: 78.6%

Sartell Koltis: 14.3%

Rogue River: 7.1%

Thank you ever so much to all of you who voted for me, I will be sure to bring you the absolute best that I can provide, and I promise you that Odrya will be a different place by the end of the month!

Local Minister elections are in 9 days, there's a limit of 2 candidates per title. Marxiaville and Sartell Koltis you cannot run for your current position again, if you want to run for something else, you're perfectly welcome to.

[spoiler]hmm should we increase term lengths to 2 months? it seems quite short. if it does come into effect it will be at the end of my term.[/spoiler]

Can I run for Home Secretary? Cuz why not

So Pep, Adephia

Selsordia wrote:Can I run for Home Secretary? Cuz why not

sure

Adephia, Selsordia

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1669452

someone downvoted the pepsicle >:(

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1669452

someone downvoted the pepsicle >:(

Dont worry I just upvoted it <3

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Selsordia wrote:Dont worry I just upvoted it <3

someone downvoted again ):

Ragnox, So Pep, Selsordia

Figglitzebre wrote:someone downvoted again ):

;.;

Adephia

So PepYOU FINALLY PUT LDR IN THE WFE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

So Pep

everyon just quickly search defense of moscow(sabaton) and check newest first its an absolute clusterfu-

So Pep

RP:

the invasion of Equatorial Guinea has been a succes yet and the island of Bioko has been occupied completely, casualties reported

Figglitzebre:20 dead 1 assault gun damaged

Equatorial Guinea:200 dead

the invasion of the mainland also has been done almost destroying Ciudad de la Paz

Casualties:

federation of the guineas:50

eq guinea:80

Civvilian casualties

3,000

So Pep, Selsordia

Figglitzebre wrote:RP:

the invasion of Equatorial Guinea has been a succes yet and the island of Bioko has been occupied completely, casualties reported

Figglitzebre:20 dead 1 assault gun damaged

Equatorial Guinea:200 dead

the invasion of the mainland also has been done almost destroying Ciudad de la Paz

Casualties:

federation of the guineas:50

eq guinea:80

Civvilian casualties

3,000

Why have you killed civilians?

Adephia, Figglitzebre

Figglitzebre wrote:RP:

the invasion of Equatorial Guinea has been a succes yet and the island of Bioko has been occupied completely, casualties reported

Figglitzebre:20 dead 1 assault gun damaged

Equatorial Guinea:200 dead

the invasion of the mainland also has been done almost destroying Ciudad de la Paz

Casualties:

federation of the guineas:50

eq guinea:80

Civvilian casualties

3,000

Wth is with kllling civilians

Kasase, So Pep, Figglitzebre

Arkilandic wrote:Wth is with kllling civilians

it's gamer

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Kasase wrote:it's gamer

Oh

So Pep, Figglitzebre

So Pep wrote:Why have you killed civilians?

Arkilandic wrote:Wth is with kllling civilians

we ate them

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:we ate them

geneva convention doesnt say anything against eating them

*mussolini pose intensifies*

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:we ate them

sorry what

Adephia

Figglitzebre wrote:we ate them

I would like to inform you that Cannibalism is considered 'Illegal' in this region. You will now be sent to the Shadow Realm.

So Pep, Adephia

Selsordia wrote:I would like to inform you that Cannibalism is considered 'Illegal' in this region. You will now be sent to the Shadow Realm.

where

So Pep wrote:sorry what

geneva convention no say cannot eat man

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:where

geneva convention no say cannot eat man

If you step inside this machine, you will be teleported to the Shadow Realm, located at the bottom of the Inner Core.

Don't try to run away, human. If so, our guards will bring you down using space-age weaponary, and you will be sent to a place even worse than the Realm.

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:If you step inside this machine, you will be teleported to the Shadow Realm, located at the bottom of the Inner Core.

Don't try to run away, human. If so, our guards will bring you down using space-age weaponary, and you will be sent to a place even worse than the Realm.

*peeks at the machine* i dont see no sh-

So Pep, Selsordia

Figglitzebre wrote:*peeks at the machine* i dont see no sh-

*Pushes you and closes the door*

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:*Pushes you and closes the door*

*teleports behind you*

somthin personal b**ch

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:*teleports behind you*

somthin personal b**ch

Did you just swear, human

*Transforms into Hulk*

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Did you just swear, human

*Transforms into Hulk*

*turns into an atom*

So Pep, Selsordia

Selsordia wrote:Did you just swear, human

*Transforms into Hulk*

actually will be perfect for the uranium mines

So Pep, Selsordia

Figglitzebre wrote:*turns into an atom*

Hmmm..... I know!

*Transforms into a Catgirl*

So Pep

Post self-deleted by Figglitzebre.

Selsordia wrote:Hmmm..... I know!

*Transforms into a Catgirl*

*drops

[spoiler]JHON XINA[/spoiler]*

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:*drops

[spoiler]JHON XINA[/spoiler]*

*Drops the Wok*

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Odrya's 4th general election has concluded!

The Results are:

So Pep: 78.6%

Sartell Koltis: 14.3%

Rogue River: 7.1%

Thank you ever so much to all of you who voted for me, I will be sure to bring you the absolute best that I can provide, and I promise you that Odrya will be a different place by the end of the month!

Local Minister elections are in 9 days, there's a limit of 2 candidates per title. Marxiaville and Sartell Koltis you cannot run for your current position again, if you want to run for something else, you're perfectly welcome to.

[spoiler]hmm should we increase term lengths to 2 months? it seems quite short. if it does come into effect it will be at the end of my term.[/spoiler]

lol I go for vice pm

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:lol I go for vice pm

You vs ragnox interesting

Adephia

So Pep wrote:You vs ragnox interesting

No oNe is interested in Home Secretary for some reason (for now)

Sartell Koltis wrote:lol I go for vice pm

Isn't it Vice President now?

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:No oNe is interested in Home Secretary for some reason (for now)

Isn't it Vice President now?

yep

HEY PEP

if I make nice map as Vice President can you vote for me ?

So Pep, Selsordia

Sartell Koltis wrote:lol I go for vice pm

I wanna run for VP lol

So Pep

Kasase wrote:I wanna run for VP lol

welp

HOPEFULLY I CAN WIN THSI ELECTION

I will vote for whatever position U want arkil

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:yep

HEY PEP

if I make nice map as Vice President can you vote for me ?

That’s not a selling point for me

Kasase wrote:I wanna run for VP lol

Too late

Kasase, Adephia

Y’all, just saying to my competitors, good luck in the next elections. That is all.

So Pep

So Pep wrote:That’s not a selling point for meToo late

Then I’m running for home affaira

So Pep

Kasase wrote:Then I’m running for home affaira

You don’t want to re-run for security?

Kasase, Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:welp

HOPEFULLY I CAN WIN THSI ELECTION

I will vote for whatever position U want arkil

Also I don’t think we need a new map

Also I’m updating it tomorrow, are there any changes?

Adephia

Sartell Koltis wrote:welp

HOPEFULLY I CAN WIN THSI ELECTION

I will vote for whatever position U want arkil

I will not let you get VP lol. Mine

So Pep

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183364

Epically epik

Ns said I hadn’t held my position for long enough for a poll >:(

So Pep

Odrya Founder wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183364

Epically epik

Ns said I hadn’t held my position for long enough for a poll >:(

Dang I’m not on there

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Dang I’m not on there

Wait for episode 2 ;)

Ragnox

So Pep wrote:You don’t want to re-run for security?

minister of defense is the weirdest roll, it's a mess and I think it shouldn't exist.

So Pep, Adephia

Kasase wrote:minister of defense is the weirdest roll, it's a mess and I think it shouldn't exist.

Well you defend the region and are in control of the liberation army but ok

Kasase, Adephia

So Pep wrote:Well you defend the region and are in control of the liberation army but ok

it's also heavily overlapping with lead military general and I dont want to deal with that

So Pep

Odrya Founder wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183364

Epically epik

Ns said I hadn’t held my position for long enough for a poll >:(

Where is me?

So Pep

So Pep wrote:That’s not a selling point for meToo late

Fine then I would agree to all ur proposals and add helpful info on it and maybe provide a different perspective to ur proposals

So Pep

sorry I not on taht much I have lent. It makes me give up all tech every Sunday so don’t expect much activity from me on sundays

Also thanks kasase for voting me as gigachad

So Pep, Adephia

Arkilandic wrote:Where is me?

sad :(

So Pep

ur flag is actually awesome kasase

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:ur flag is actually awesome kasase

noice

So Pep

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