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Region: Odrya
The Next joke is the difference between Stalin and Khruschev
One day; while walking to his car - comrade Krushchev comes upon his driver, eating grass.
"What are you doing?" "Don't you have any food to eat?" "I pay you a monthly salary!"
The driver responds; "Comrade Krushchev, i can barely feed my family with that money. Please! I'm begging you, can i have a promotion?"
Comrade Krushchev obliges.
Later in the evening; Stalin's driver sees Krushchev's driver buying drinks for everyone at the local bar.
After hearing the story; Stalin's driver tries the same thing.
After his superior sees him eating grass; Comrade Stalin demands to know what he is doing.
"Comrade Stalin, please; i can't afford to even feed my family with the wage you pay me!"
Comrade Stalin responds. "Well, for goodness sake then; don't be so greedy! Save some of my lawn for your family!"
So Pep
It was 1,200 Trillion and now it's 1,133 Trillion
So Pep
lol
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
a roamin' catholic
So Pep
I have an insulting joke
So Pep
so say it
A jerk a idiot and a murder debate on who is the worst for Humanity
the murderer says: I kill People
The Jerk says: Im rude and entitles
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What are you waiting for?, say your line!
So Pep
>:(
lol
So Pep
A sickly vampire was talking to his three sons
"To decide who's going to have my inheritance", he said to them, "I have a challenge. Whoever brings me the most blood by the end of the day, gets my money".
The three sons set off, each excited to be the heir.
After about half an hour the first son came with a face full of blood.
"Where did you get this blood?" asked the father.
"Do you see that cabin over there?" asked the son, pointing out of a window, "I got it from the people in there".
After a few more minutes the second son came in with his shirt covered with blood.
"Where did you get this blood?" asked the father.
"Do you see that cabin over there?" asked the son, pointing out of another window, "I got it from the people in there".
A few hours in and the last son comes in panting, drenched in blood from head to toe, with a few napkins to boot.
Flabbergasted, the father asks him: "where did you find so much blood?!"
"Do you see that pole over there?" asks the son, pointing out of a window, "I did not".
So Pep
I even have a Putin Joke
Stalin comes back from hell and goes to the kremlin
He tells Putin to kill 1 million Ukranians and paint the Kremlin blue
Putin says: Why Blue
Staling says: I knew you would not reject to killing 1 million Ukrainians
So Pep
lol im taller than putin
Figglitzebre
and a mothers day joke cause its Mothers day here in the USA
Your momma so oldÂ
You should call her and check in. Just say hello. Tell her you love her and appreciate her
So Pep
:)
So Pep
My son asked if there is anything he shouldnÂ’t buy at a yard sale.
I said Meters.
So Pep
mothers day was in march what
The Hazar Amisnery
What no its May
So Pep
Why could the skeleton not rob the bank?
He could not find the guts to do it.
So Pep, The Orange Order
over here its in march
OOOOhhh
Eh, Either way happy Mother day
So Pep, Fourian King
bye
Of Courscant, So Pep
ItÂ’s in May here 💀💀💀💀💀
Ragnox, So Pep, Fourian King
Post self-deleted by Fourian King.
Ouch
Ragnox, So Pep
Bruh 10 hours ago what is this a wasteland?
Stroke, So Pep
idk
Arkilandic, So Pep
bro youÂ’ve changed ur flag more than pep
So Pep
IÂ’ve changed it one time..
Macrotron
debatable
So Pep
When were the times?
one
So Pep
exactly
when
So Pep
next year
Hi from the NAU
Ragnox, So Pep
How about using the Union Jack So Pep
So Pep, Scus Dom
but I like this flag :(
Scus Dom
Alrighty then if that is your choice
So Pep
Artyom Passes The Isolation Recovery Act
The Riverian Giant has fallen asleep. The Riverian people, even with aid, the economy only worsens as inflation has reached an impossible level. The economy is essentially gone. Artyom enters the last few months of his leadership before a new leader is elected. Artyom, knowing he may have little time, decides to help pave the way to recovery, he passes the Isolation Neutrality Act. It outlines that global isolation will be established, as well as defunding the entire military into a self defense force, Rogue River will still lead the GE. The state governments have been taken over by extreme ideologies, and more democratic values over the military. If the Stratocracy falls, a new fully democratic republic may be born out of its ashes. But that may take years of civil war and recovery.
So Pep
Hello. Ambassador Nation from The Official United Nations here
Ragnox, So Pep
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934
one has updated the map
Toun Embassy 1
That map is beautiful
So Pep
thank you
Toun Embassy 1
Afternoon
So Pep, Scus Dom
oi pep what about my African expansion?
So Pep
sh*t
i'll fix it after I've finished odryan times volume 2
Ragnox, Scus Dom
what
So Pep
yessir
So Pep
cool to both things
So Pep
ur mumma
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1703030
its back lel
pls upvote for a cookie
I'm still waiting for my Annexation of Mongolia to be on the Map but hey take your time
So Pep
yep sorry I'm a bit overwhelmed atm
I'm fixing it now
Ragnox, Of Courscant
That's okay. Take your time
So Pep
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934
i think its all fixed now
Of Courscant
So is the Suez Canal international Territory or does it belong to a country
So Pep
I guess we let ragnox decide? it would be very beneficial to keep it international however
Of Courscant
Very well
So Pep
Just keep it international, IÂ’m a bad guy sometimes, but IÂ’m not evil
Of Courscant, So Pep
Something's in the sky
Thousands of sightings of a mysterious fragmented ball in the sky have been reported by So Peppian authorities. Residents say it is a huge, moon-sized object, with tens of thousands of So Pep's new 'government-owned aircrafts' flying to it each day. What could this be illuding?
Ragnox, Leiustedec
space stuffs
Ragnox, So Pep
Artyom Miller No More
Artyom Miller, once the leader of Rogue River, was assassinated via a gunman in the East Coast during a speech. His death, signals the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. 3 groups break away and start fighting eachother. The Progressives on the West, The Militarists on the Middle, and Communists in the East. The Riverian government has met its end as these three warring factions engage in combat. The land outside of Rogue River has stayed with The Progressives. The Progressives maintain the majority Army, The Militarists have The Airforce, and The Communists have the navy.
As General of The Army Sarah Anderson has said, the leader of the Progressives..."May God Help Us All!"
Ragnox, So Pep
just to clarify, this RP is more personal...so-
So Pep
Yay, more communists!
boo to communism
Of Courscant, So Pep
A f*ck ton of aid
Rogue river has broken into civil war. 3 warring sides compete for control. James Attendant announced today that So Pep was to aid the progressives in any way possible, such as economic aid, and most importantly, military aid. The So Peppian airforce stationed in Canada was dispatched to progressive territory and landed there safely. The Navy, which was stationed around Canada due to the war, is now moving south, in an attempt to block the communists from the outside world slowly but surely. As for the militarists, if they declare warÂ… the world will be shocked.
This isnÂ’t a declaration of war btw
Of Courscant
Yessir
Koltis sends support to the commies
Kasase
Boooo!
Of Courscant, Kasase, Leiustedec
I'm alive
Ragnox, So Pep
Hi there
Why Birds
Hi
So Pep
How are you?
I'm good how are you
So Pep
Good to hear, IÂ’m mighty fine
Why Birds
That's good well I'm going to go
So Pep
Bye
This Year of Infamy
"General, General of The Army, Members of all the government, and the Military Assembly. Yesterday, December 7th, 2115. A new date that will live in the hearts of Riverians, as the signal of our hardest war. We were at peace! If not, just trying to survive. The Nationalists in the illegal state of the Riverian state, and the Communists on the other side of our land, have issued declarations of...independence. It is indeed a great tragedy, that we live to suffer through more war, it may very well...signal the end, of our once great nation..."
The crowd would be full of cries, think Anderson has acknowledged the end. However, only a few seconds later, she raises her voice, with more to say.
"BUT! We cannot allow these people take over our nation. We cannot allow them to go against the world, as they so clearly will do, once this is all over. They will not stop in their conquest against the world! It is here I declare, the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. We will no longer, have the military as our leader in our future! What we must do, is build a great, massive, democratic republic! A republic that goes against the ideals of tyranny! A republic, that keeps the world under our protection! A republic that will not suffer under so much war!"
The crowd's crying and general feeling of despair slowly morphs as many look up at Anderson, she was a military leader, advocating for so much democracy that the previous Rogue River did not possess.
"Now, we must rally against our true enemy, which is...us! Last night an air raid was launched against our population centers, last night the remaining pacific fleet was annihilated, next to the Peppian Navy..in a truly illegal attack. We have no more airforce or navy...what we do have...is people...and a fully functional industry! All we need, is a leader to our new republic! I hereby declare, The United Republic of Rogue River! I will choose not to lead! I do not concern myself with the politics that come with this..however, I will lead us through our darkest hours!"
The crowd starts to cheer.
"We will not rest! Until Rogue River is preserved, and reformed into a full democracy with nothing...BUT FREEDOM!"
The public broadcast was overwhelmed with loud cheering, someone might have had hearing damaged. Either way-
The short speech was received extremely well by the public, all west coast states declare their support, and are mobilizing to defeat their enemy. Border skirmishes have broken out, as Peppian aid is also being sent. The Riverian people still wonder...who will lead after the end?
Kasase, So Pep, Leiustedec
I am about to reverse njet molotoff you so hard that their will be no molotoff to say njet to.
So Pep
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1703030
Lmao
The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, So Pep, Selsordia
Excuse me what in the flipersticks and flaperjacks is this?
So Pep
The jet is broken
Royal eastern flight 1395 a Star Trident 848 jet was just doing a regular Atlantic crossing until it a big fire erupted broke up mid air over the Atlantic. All passengers have sadly died in this accident and a massive investigation has commenced on the crash to obviously find out what had happened.
So Pep
Dafug?
So Pep
I still remember the classic So Pep flag.
Arkilandic, So Pep
Yes
So Pep, Adephia
May I ask why you cut ties with TEKE?
So Pep
Sartell Koltis how about this i get sicily while you get the boot hmm?
So Pep
both landed in an arguemnt but the kiwis were the ones who cut ties first
So Pep, Leiustedec
oh ok thanks
So Pep
What fuel was it using?
The fuel it uses?
So Pep
Yes, there are two types
What are they cuz I forgot
So Pep
Actually
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907864376319557632/973465004726702130/lol.png
The Odryans cuts Embassies with TEKE first
So Pep
One is normal jet fuel and the other is Riverian experimental fuel
Riverian experimentalÂ
So Pep
Continue with the investigation, weÂ’ll send some investigators.
oh
So Pep
Aight thx
So Pep
yeah
So Pep
what
So Pep
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