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Region: Odrya
I want to make it clear that KOP will not be partitioned.
Also Im back, not fully yet tho, ragnox is still in charge until tomorrow
Selsordia
😭
So Pep
Is KOP quitting nationstates
So Pep
Youve got my support mate.
So Pep
Yay
So Pep
Idk
The Grand Empire Signed the CFN Intervention Policy
As the world had entered to the Big 4 Order (So Pep, Loush Land, Me, and Phaialee) the Imperial Government has decided to sign a petition of Intervening in every CFN Nation doings, if they're a Defender Nation then the Big Four will support it fully, if the CFN Nation attack another CFN Nation they're to be resolved peacefully or else the CFN will intervene in the side of the Defenders, CFN is no longer an Organization to be mess with, from now on the World shall henceforth known of CFN's Existence as the Major Confederation.
Ragnox, Kasase, So Pep, Selsordia
I have decided to rate my neutrality 11/10
So Pep
anyways new flag
[spoiler]Bozhe, Tsarya khrani!
Sillnyy, derzhavnyy,
Tsarstvuy na slavu, na slavu nam!
Tsarstvuy na strakh vragam,
Tsar pravoslavnyy!
Bozhe, Tsarya khrani![/spoiler]
So Pep, Kingdom Of The Indus, Selsordia
also offical instrumental version of my anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHVHl0LwpLw
So Pep, Kingdom Of The Indus
sorry for another post but im debating between keeping tsarist slav'sya as my anthem or going to god save the tsar.
So Pep
nice
Ragnox, So Pep
[spoiler] WHAT
The Democratic Republic of
Presleyy
1 minute ago
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The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
???????????????
Hence why I have a small disliking for Koltis
The Hazar Amisnery
Interesting
also, this region isnt a micronation cause it doesn't have any physical land
So Pep
We build naval bases in the Philippine islands just in case your bases will fall into the wrong hands
So Pep
hey
Im just a bit random
Im also 14
So Pep
Yeah
So Pep
A man in Russia is asked by his wife to go get some sugar.
So he goes and he waits all day in a line. When he finally gets to the front of it, they tell him they're out. And he starts yelling. "This war is stupid! This is like being back in the bad old days, living under communism again!"
At once a policeman approaches him and says "Friend, be silent. You know, back in the bad old days, if you said such a thing aloud, well... you would have been shot. Just be glad things are different now."
So the man went home and his wife said "Were they out of sugar?"
And he said, "Yes! And also bullets!"
So Pep, Selsordia, Figglitzebre
In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator"
I guess we're just raised differently
So Pep, Selsordia
An Irishman is walking home in Belfast, after a long day of alcohol filled festivities
His walk proves to be longer than he anticipated and nature starts calling. He keeps walking, hoping he'll make it home but he can't hold it in anymore. He looks around but can't see a place to conceal his inevitable colon loaf. He stops in the middle of the footpath, lowers his trousers, squats down and drops the most relieving of number 2's he's ever dropped. Standing back up and realising the sheer volume of his delivery that is now in the middle of the footpath, he takes off his top hat and places it over the top of his steaming shame. He briskly continues walking home.
Shortly after, Paddy and Murphy are walking along the footpath, full of whiskey and cheer. Paddy stops when he sees the top hat. "Murph, do ya see tha?" "Aye," says Murphy. Wide-eyed and wonderstruck Paddy continues "It's a Leprechaun's hat. Ma told me, if you find one, they'll be a Leprechaun hiding under it. If you're quick enough, you can catch him and he has to grant ya wishes" Murphy is intrigued. Paddy continues "You lift up the hat and I'll grab him!" Murphy and Paddy stumble over to the hat and execute the plan; Murphy lifts up the hat and stumbles backwards falling over and Paddy immediately reaches over to grab it.
"Did ya get it, Paddy? Did ya get the Leprechaun?" Murphy slurs
Paddy replies "Nah, but i scared the s*** out of him
So Pep
Person 1: I have just bought three goldfish.
Person 2: Have you got names for them.?
Person 1: Yes, I have called this one. One, This one Two and this one Three.
Person 2: Why have you called them that?
Person 1: Well if one and two dies, I will still have three.
So Pep
Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
It was posted about a weak back.
So Pep
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?"
She replied, "You need two is."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnt it?"
So Pep
Today I donated my watch, phone and 90 bucks to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt ....
... as I saw him put his knife back in pocket.
So Pep
I want to name my kid History
Then I will teach them to say every sentence twice. When other people get confused, they will come and ask me why my child is saying everything twice. I'll answer, "You know, because History always repeats itself."
So Pep
You wanna know why modern art sucks, its because after 1945 they made sure that no one would ever fail art school ever again
So Pep, Selsordia
I found a joke which just says how the Catholics and Protestents hated each other in the 1800s and 1700s
Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her Father cursed her heavily.
"Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad... I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."
"What was it ye said ye had become?", says Dad.
Girl, crying again, "A prostitute, Daddy!"
"Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!"
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep, Figglitzebre
💀
So Pep
you farded 💀
So Pep
lmao
So Pep
Question
Would Lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep, The New Jabanese
Life insurance since he doesnt own a car and he is alive
So Pep, Figglitzebre
but he is a car
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
He doesnt own one though so he doesnt need car insurance. Also car insurance wouldnt cover any biological things that happen to him so he wouldnt get it anyway.
So Pep, Figglitzebre
where does he have biological parts he needs litteraly what cars need(PS:i might be wrong since its been a while since i've seen a cars movie)
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
Does car insurance cover accidental blindness or brain damage?
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Both
So Pep
he's a car so he would have engines
but car insurance doesnt do what you asked
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
But he is technically alive therefore he needs life insurance
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Hello
So Pep, Selsordia
Heyho
So Pep
anyone know how to make that tag thing that autofinds whoever it gets sent too? like the @nation thing?
So Pep
I made a welcome telegram lads. Its not the best, but it will work for now.
So Pep
Wow I started an argument over a car
So Pep, Selsordia
yep
So Pep
Wanna see me do it again?
Ragnox, So Pep
ok
So Pep
do it again bomber dad joke man sarrelandia!
Ragnox, So Pep, The New Jabanese
ye
So Pep
It wont create an argument, saving taht for tom
but Lightning MCQueen hates cancer patients. He says he does not like cars with rust, but rust is like car cancer so McQueen Hates cancer patients
Ragnox, So Pep, Figglitzebre
Its the dad joke guy yeeeeeeeeeey
So Pep, Sarrelandia
So now what?
So Pep
Good question
So Pep
Do dooo do do dododo doo doo dodododo
So Pep
im blue da do bi ba de daj da de di de bo daj da be di bo daj
So Pep
i wanna do stuff with the region but i have no motivation to do it
I still dunno why you re-elected me
Ragnox, Kasase
because you remade the entire region practically in ye first term?
So Pep
I have done badly this time, I did one law
idk what else to do though
Kasase
idk maybe something in RP?
improved RP timekeeping and some other rules?
So Pep
Hey. You still did good throughout everything..with all the bad things, you kinda got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Kasase, So Pep
interesting
Kasase
I was thinking of a RP law but my brain cannot think of ideas for it or word it right
So Pep
wrong place?
sorry pressed a wrong button there
So Pep
its just that I need time, but I only have 2 weeks left, then I'll be a normal citizen
more importantly I need ideas
Ayo..everyone who has written legislation here, every dispatch you have with legislation to me because I got idea!
Kasase, So Pep
ah I love not being responsible for anything
not really
So Pep
[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1659260
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1672114
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1649177
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1660615[/spoiler]
campaign harder next time
I tried but ragnoxes 3 rmb posts where hard to compete with
So Pep
so maybe you have to prove yourself? no offence but you didn't do anything during your time as home secretary
I think after the Soviet Repub incident...things haven't been the same for you.
So Pep
one of our darkest days
Selsordia
no offense but its not like repub did anything either
and there wasnt that much arguing or debate during my office
So Pep
nobody likes the right at all here
not even its benefits its all just left
Kasase, So Pep
at least during me second term
So Pep
1) that's why you all elected me, to fix the stagnation
2) *cough cough*
well we're open to everyone apart from fascists, rightists can come here if they want, and they'd be treated well, like everyone else
Kasase
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1652443
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1663453
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1677689
So Pep, Rogue River
because privatization of services is stupid
why give corporations who's main interest is money control over healthcare, a thing which people need to live.
So Pep
Indeed, but its not like they receive any success here
Ragnox, So Pep
yeah healthcare is dumb
but there is so much more benefits to privatizing other services than just allowing tho government to choose the prices
Kasase, So Pep
not that theres been much change
such as transport, where corporations can raise prices of people's DAILY commute to work and back or worsen it.
So Pep
Did we skip OVC 3?
Kasase, So Pep
or energy, where corporations can handpick who they want to get energy and when, as such encouraging loyalty and ruining competitiveness
So Pep
I believe it was deleted
Are youre saying that I havent changed much in my term? I feel I misunderstood
Bruv, did you even look at the political parties. Also Koltis, you probably didnt win vice because you didnt have a real campaign speech, I offered personal help, I also offered to work with pep as much as possible, you offered to help plant trees. Did I miss anything lads?
So Pep
Also Im not fully rightist, I just take some rightist policies while mixing it with leftist policies, hence making a nice middle ground for people that dont want to join a fully leftist group. It is funny how I am the only party that is classified as right in any way.
So Pep
oop I meant in activity during this term
So Pep
Do you think the government would do much better when they have complete control over the market? no
Thats the prob with communism the government has full control over the market leaving 0 opportunity for competition which makes prices what they are.
Prices come from the simple supply and demand and when the government has all the supply they choose the price. If there is no other company or organization that sells the supply, if the government runs out of it the market runs out of it and there is a shortage. This causes what little supply that exists if there is any at all to go up in price to go up. I know that there isnt a sense to make a profit with government organizations but usually if the price stays the same people buy it up and now there is zero supply and the people are starving. In capitalism, multiple companies own a share in the supply and there is competition in the market keeping prices down. Even when only a couple companies or just one have a share in the supply thats when prices go up.
Ragnox, Kasase, So Pep
oops I meant transport
Ragnox, So Pep
TRANSPORT BASICALLY MEANS SUPPLY
AND STARVING IS BASICALLY NO BUS OR CAR
So Pep
im not saying that we should completly privatize every service
also im gonna disprove your argument
goverment has more money
more money means lower prices (as they dont have to make more money)
more money means more investment in it
also you dont sell transport, you dont run out of buses (like 99 percent of the time), the goverment has more reason to improve it and increase it (to gain popularity among the people), also in terms of starving there is a thing called personal cars and using more stuff
for corporations:
they usually have less money then the central goverment, as such making new lines less viable due to the prices involved
a corporation's main goal is again MONEY, so providing good / alot for the people that will make things higher to maintain, although it must get new customers it will simply not be enough to fund a series of upgrades, making conditions worse, and making the starving problem worse.
So Pep
but government doesnt have infinite money
Kasase, So Pep
This leads to inflation or worthless currency
So Pep
indeed
So Pep
it has more money then random transport corporation #200
So Pep
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