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Region: Odrya
Congratulations on getting 8 hours sleep
Ragnox, So Pep
Better than my 6 hours of sleep
New Pekoland, So Pep
Unfortunate,jk
New Pekoland, So Pep
Welp since this was voided I have unvoided the peace treaty
So Pep
Nah, u still Part of PARK then tho if you suddenly join PA again then Loopholes will happen lol
Ragnox, So Pep
Plus this war was about HAWAII
New Pekoland
Welp then its So Pep Vs Rogue River's War right?
Then Why PARK got involved in the first place again? while I was fighting another War against a Medieval Nation
Pep is apart of the DCE
IÂ’m apart of the DCE
Also PARK
so the reason why you were dragged here in the first place because of a Domino effect
New Pekoland
Aaaa, So because of that you called on PARK's Assistance and ask me to join? Understanable
Arkilandic
Yep
I also find it funny that this war turned into satanÂ’s palace of godmoding
New Pekoland
So all of that for nothing
New Pekoland, Arkilandic
Ye, pretty much
Arkilandic
Yes
Of Courscant
Well Grand
New Pekoland
Im gonna apply more regulations on rp..we need it
New Pekoland
I'm going to cry now
Woomp woommpp wooooooommmmmmmmmppppppp
Oh yeah forgot to tell you I am now out of this war
New Pekoland
Then if you're out of this war that means I'm also out because you're the one that summon me, and the goals have been achieve to defend Arkilandic, however my troops of 600k will stay in Arkilandic to protect, in case Arkilandic is under attack again
Of Courscant
Same, i'll build a Military Base in Valdivostok
New Pekoland
Oh okay
Â… itÂ’s now apart of Kasase
But you can build it somewhere in Hokkaido!
Alright I might also build another one in Tokyo
Ok (I insist that you also build one in Äland as well)
Arkilandic I accept the peace negotiations, and am now turning inwards for an isolationist phase, and leaving the PA
Of Courscant, Arkilandic
Aight, we hope to fight by your side again soon..need me to do something? Just say it.
Alright, thank you for your cooperation, enjoy palawan!
Of Courscant
Will Vietnam and Afghanistan defeat another Superpower?
Selsordia
Rogue btw if you're planning on expansion, I suggest colonizing Africa
The Hazar Amisnery
Colonising? BroÂ…..
IÂ’m colonizing Africa, is that bad?
The Hazar Amisnery
LetÂ’s think back to what happened to the real Africa during its colonisation
YeahÂ… not that good
A
Do I still get Siberia
So what happend while I was gone?
Yes, yes you do
I pulled out of the war, I signed a treaty with Kasase and Marxiaville
Selsordia
Wait so no more Far east?
Im Outta this war
Everything that happened while I slept is voided
I suggest not. We need to leave room for new people.
Of Courscant, New Pekoland, Selsordia
Speaking of which....
Who wanna join the world map???
(Sure to get a lotta replies)
Welp okayÂ
Selsordia
Can I into Far east pleez 🥺
Where are you on the map?
Selsordia
In Alaska, Patagonia, and Florida
So you want, Canada?
No i want the Far East (Your East)
:) no
Selsordia
I bomb Japan then hehe
if I lose:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_tmXioJ2XY&t=53s
Selsordia
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Kasase
NNNSNSJUJDUJDUJDUDUNDUNFUFJ
dez nuts
If I had successfully invaded you?
New Pekoland
[spoiler=The West African War
[I]all wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers[/I]]
it was inevitable.
no matter how much the goverment tried, conflict was inevitable. simple: the provisional government wasn't provisional, it was an attempt to keep society afloat. but no matter how hard they tried, the divisions in Shabbar would come to a breaking point.
3 factions have emerged from the collapse of the provisional goverment
faction 1: the pan-africans, these are the socialists and nationalists, united. by one goal: to liberate Africa from the [I]colonial oppresors[/I], but will the divisions in Africa prevent this?
faction 2: the federationists, they are a democratic movements and proponents of the federation, where each nation would have autonomy from a federal goverment, although whether divisions within will crush the dreams of the federation remains to be seen.
faction 3: the Muslim state, these are the muslim nationalists based in the north, wanting a muslim run-state or at least independence for the muslims, they are made out of guerrilla fighters, although if low popularity and lack of equipment will destroy them remains to be seen.
[I]as young Mamadou would grab is rifle, he knew that this was the final fight, for pan-africanism, it was now or never for the dream of a united africa, he would then proceed to go into his position with his squad.[/I]
[I]As Moussa would throw his grenade, memories would come flowing into him. memories of when he and his family peacefully worked in their house. but, no matter what, freedom was more important then anything, his parents would be happy in free africa, for the federation![/I]
[I]as Mohamed would fire his gun at the enemy soliders at the same time as his squad, killing the enemy, they would discuss the war, they knew that the southerners were trying to take their land, no. they must not, may Allah be with them, for no one else will be.
god save africa, for no one else can.[/I][/spoiler]
New Pekoland, Selsordia
Marxiaville don't be sadden by the fact I just got Java Island from Pep
You bomb, you goin war with me,
Interesting, although The Grand Empire didn't join the war, but the Public Opinion of the Grand Empire goes to the First Faction
Post self-deleted by New Pekoland.
LoL i eas just kidding
(Seriously i want the far East)
New Pekoland
Ask Pep, if he grants it then its yours, but if not then you can't get it, and if you attempted by force then war it is
Selsordia
What do you mean by the Far East?
The marxiavillan people, though we remember the horrors of our civil war and see common goals with the pan Africanists, decide to stay neutral
dang what a traitor
Ragnox, New Pekoland, So Pep
Dude, the far portion of Russia (which Ark owns)
Also, i don't REALLY want it, it's just near me so... yeah
Kasase, Shabbar
*kasase intensifies*
New Pekoland, Selsordia
Don't worry he's been voided by Pep, however acknowledging his position, I hereby call upon CFN Meeting to disscuss whether to kick Ragnox out or not, I'll pass the resolution later after 12 Hours of napping bcs now is night in my irl time
So Pep
Belongs to kasase now
New Pekoland
Post self-deleted by So Pep.
However for PARK ofc I will ask Sartell Koltis and Arkilandic if he's still worth in our Alliance
Also Idc about voided or not, I claimed that Courscant's effort to join as official as PARCK will just changed its named into the Freedom Pact, or TFP, Which I propose. So still Of Courscant welcome to the PARCK Freedom Pact,
Of course if you disagree with me I can just aiming nukes to Sartell Koltis, Ragnox, and Arkilandic you will agree right?
Of Courscant
Aah COME ON
Fine give me South Japan then, i wanna have a land border with Ark
It was voided, he must resubmit his application.
Fine.
New Pekoland, Selsordia
(hehe time to make secret base to go establish a colony to Mars)
New Pekoland
I take it as a valid one, if he wanted to retracts it its fine by him, but until then I shall recognized him as one of TFP's Members, if you wanna complain go and submit it to the CFN Meeting session
What age are you still in while Pep, me, and Loush had already establish it you're still stuck on earth lols
Selsordia
Of Courscant is stronger than Rogue River
New Pekoland
Dat true and with me the first in defense forces after Courscant that will make TFP the strongest Alliance in Odrya
Selsordia
It is voided, therefore not legitimate. I do not care whether you think it is or not. Also, this has nothing to do with the CFN.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
So Pep, Selsordia
A man dies and goes to hell...
There, he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do there?"
He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man doesn't like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries.
He finds that they're all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Brazilian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Brazilian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" wonders the man.
He is told, "Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work. Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the Brazilian devil is a former government servant, so he just comes, signs the attendance register, and then goes to the canteen."
Selsordia
What do Putin, Batman and Will Smith have in common?
They all attacked a comedian
There were two white Christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert.
Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were.
John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and give him food and drink.
Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)
My favorite memory from childhood is making sandcastles with my grandfather...
...until my mother took the urn away.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted twenty dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you Nuts!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.
I find it offensive considering I have muslim friends all along me, I don't like fasting being a joke, bcs they're really trying their best meanwhile we can eat anything we want, show some respect dude jeez
It was a jokeÂ….
Kasase
loushean crisis 2?????????????
So Pep
Nah, I'm bored with Crisis
Kasase
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New Pekoland and So Pep, I had switched sides for the fact that Rogue River, is right above me, considering that he’s the most powerful and I’m only 3-4 powerful, I didn’t want to get curbstomped, Kasase was invading lands near Slovakia, plus all these descions were made by the new leader, Tomá Varga. I understand your frustration, but tactically and roleplay wise, I made a choice. If you don’t want me in your alliances that’s fine. I helped both sides. I’m no traitor.
You are a traitor.
Kasase, New Pekoland
Could someone give me a quick summary of what has happened?
So Pep
Ragnox betrayed us and switched sides, most of everything else was voided.
How does that affect me?
So Pep
Actually So Pep is the strongest, meanwhile Rogue is holding to its breath due to their failed revolution, and Im above him because I have magitek, but since Pep excluded the Magitek that puts me Second behind Pep, Rogue's Military is holdin on for dear life, so Ragnox I would think twice of Switchin sides if I were u
You, just voided the "war" and here you are calling this guy a traitor even though you said it wasn't even real
New Pekoland
Pep said otherwise
I understand how you feel. I wonÂ’t do attack nobody for a while unless you request it.
Actually I voided everything that happened while I slept.
YouÂ’re not even a citizen how are you behind me?
DoesnÂ’t really
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