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Region: Odrya
So about the poll, the first death actually happens. It happens when a person sits on a pool drain. Most drains are so strong 2 things happen 1: they cant escape and they drown or 2: Their organs get sucked out of their bum because of the strenght of the drain
So Pep
Hmm
So Pep
So you wanna join OREO?
From the office of The President of The Odryan Republic
I hereby declare that the alliance between the republic and the Union Of Allied Nations is to be terminated effective immediately. They have breached embassy rules and is frankly a failed region.
Selsordia
About your poll - can I please die surrounded by family?
So Pep
do you have scientific proof of peoples organs being sucked out?
So Pep
sure ig
So Pep
*Fat Joe comes in, and Spits out a lung at you*
Blarf?
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
what
So Pep
HavenÂ’t seen KOP in a while
hope she ok
So Pep
hehe
696 rmb messages
So Pep
donÂ’t mind me
IÂ’m just hmmin the communist anthem
Mm mmmmmm mmmm mm mmmm mm mm mmmm mmm mm mmmm m m mmmmm mmm mmmm mmmm m m mmmmm mmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
So Pep, Selsordia
As a Russian this is legit Soviet anthem👌
So Pep, Figglitzebre
you knw if you think hardly
poison gas is just
SpIcY WiNd
So Pep
Big brain
So Pep, Figglitzebre
sometimes i cry because i havent been commended yet
jk
Evil
I don't agree with you
So Pep
You were ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
Les Go
So Pep
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1677166
Kasase, So Pep
oop i just realised we don't have a welcome telegram
shall I do it or does the wonderful crew at OREO want to?
Marsck
I could make one but I could only do it later.
So Pep
sure. when you've done it, send it to me
I would also like to make one
I will send it to u
So Pep
okie dokie
muderfricker copied me
So Pep
How..?
Kasase
quite a few simmilarities....
So Pep
I was going of off the template from our alliance with the Liberal Democratic Union
And also quite frankly I donÂ’t care in the slightest, All IÂ’m doing is improving relations with other regions
Kasase
ok then
I quite frankly will proceed to send you the screenshot of template not working on discord
So Pep
Thank you very much sir
Kasase
why u call me sir
your the president here
So Pep
Respect? I forget IÂ’m in charge sometimes
Kasase, Rogue River
can i have an Oreo?
So Pep
what
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna23744434
https://www.mja.com.au/journal/2010/192/9/swimming-pool-filter-induced-transrectal-evisceration-children-australian
Here evidence
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
Oh my, now I believe you
So Pep
lol
So Pep
Thats what I thought
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
Ur back!
So Pep
you wanna join the program?
Hola
So Pep
‘Ello
E
So Pep
/e dance
So Pep, Selsordia
Sussy Mussy Baka Wakas
So Pep
joebama
So Pep
🏛 State Council 🏛
Commend Emiline
The League of Defensive Regions recommends you to vote FOR Commend Emiline.
*Please note all WA Delegates are expected to vote in line with the LDR on this matter.
So Pep
So Pep
Well Yes
Australia land of the Emu's
(Very True)
So Pep, Selsordia
Hey So Pep, why we gettin rid of those embassies?
So Pep
DonÂ’t ask me
Ok
So Pep
100,000 says the Emus win
So Pep, Selsordia
So Pep passes the 'Veteran Act 2114'.
The new law allows veterans of the So Peppian Armed Forces to claim a £50,000/per annum pension which will help them in later life.
Wallacia Ki, Selsordia
Hello! The Region of Warsaw's Interregional Card Lottery has commenced! Please choose 6 numbers from 1 to 26363, the number of the regions. When you have chosen the 6 numbers, telegram Kerelen. The number choosing period ends on March 23rd. After the period ends, regions will be randomly picked. If the 6 numbers are correct, you will be gifted a Legendary card, 5 for a Epic card, 4 for a Ultra-Rare card, and 3 for a Rare card. The numbers are not necessary in order. Have fun!
Ragnox, So Pep
IÂ’ll be taking a break of 2 days. Ragnox is in charge until Tuesday. See you then.
Ragnox
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Selsordia
Medals are nice
Soviet Union
OK
Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.
Aight
*loud Soviet anthem becomes even louder*
Kasase
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Selsordia
*Lenin comes back alive*
It's time.... To destroy Capitalism!!!!
Kasase
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Selsordia
*Stalin also comes alive*
Gotta get the hammer and sickle to oof the muricans
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
Elongate would be really drawn out.
Create the Stalinium Tanks comrade
Selsordia
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
A lost dog is in the Jungle, a lion sees this and starts thinking "He looks like he is edible"
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
The Hazar Amisnery, The New Jabanese
We need to get rid of yo mamma jokes.They're old and stupid and just not good.
Just like yo mamma
The Hazar Amisnery
My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
I lost Interest in that relationship. And now i am left a loan.
The Hazar Amisnery, The New Jabanese
A man walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
The Hazar Amisnery, The New Jabanese
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each...
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
The assistant then says he is going out to get some milk, after that day, neither of the two were seen ever again
The Hazar Amisnery
A CIA agent is sent on a spy mission to Moscow.
He goes to a grocery store and writes down in his diary "There is no food".
He then goes to a clothes shop and puts down in the diary "there are no shoes".
He goes out of the shop and a KGB agent waits for him outside. "You know, 10 years ago we would have shot you for that."
The CIA agent writes in his diary "There are no bullets".
The Hazar Amisnery
How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv?
Its ok. Putin doesn't know either.
The Hazar Amisnery
A politician, comedian and a hero walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “what can I get for you, Mr Zelensky?”
The Hazar Amisnery
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.
A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didnÂ’t like at allÂ… So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
The minister said, "I served you loyally 10 years and you do this..?
The king was unrelenting.
Minister pleaded"Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs" The king agreed.
In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 daysÂ
The guard was baffledÂ… But he agreed. So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.
So when the 10 days were upÂ
The king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced .
When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed at what they saw.. The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister..licking his feet.
The king was baffled at what he saw. ” what happened to the dogs? !!!” He growled.
The minister then said;” I served the dogs for only 10 days and they didnÂ’t forget my serviceÂ… Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”Â
The Hazar Amisnery, The New Jabanese
A husband notices that his wifeÂ’s hearing is deteriorating, and decides to visit her doctor for advice.
“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doctor.
“There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t hear you, move slightly closer and ask again until she does”.
That night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen cooking. He thinks to himself, “what a perfect opportunity to test her hearing”.
He stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks;
“What’s for dinner honey?”
No answer. He moves closer.
“What’s for dinner honey?”
Still no answer. He moves even closer.
“What’s for dinner honey?”
Still his wife doesnÂ’t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife.
“What’s for dinner honey?”
“FOR THE FOURTH TIME WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN”
The Hazar Amisnery, Selsordia
this is great
ITS THE KING OF DAD JOKES!
Bow down to thy Emporer
nah JK
Alt of ark here
Rogue River Passes The Pacific Control Act
This act essentially causes the construction of naval bases of Riverian owned islands in the pacific. It also finances the construction of 20 new ships. 10 cruisers, 9 destroyers, and 1 new aircraft carrier. It also promises to refit outdated ships.
Kasase looks like somebody tried to challenge your title
Yo I hit 5 bil population
Selsordia
[spoiler]The First Elections of the Imperial Duma]
the first elections of the imperial duma have been commenced, the votes are counted, and as the day closes, the candidates wait for the results of the elections of the 500 seats.
272 seats for the Constitutional Democrats-"Kadety"
105 seats go to the Imperial Front-"Oktyabristy"
52 seats for the progressive and Labour Party-(trud-rabota)
23 go to the nationalist party of russia - "natsionalisty"
the rest go to minor candiatates such as libertarians and stuff[/spoiler]
Selsordia
Congrats
Ragnox
Anyone doing anything exciting today.
No
Still in dumb school
Just remove the = in spoiler kasase
*laughs in finishing exams*
*Laughs in Finishing School*
(Joke)
:0
KOP has CTED
So Pep
*Laughs in failing school system*
Selsordia
Yeah, we should hold a funeral for our fallen friend.
So Pep
Yeah
As VP u should organize it
Ragnox, So Pep
KOP South America will be finally mine!
Yeah
Selsordia
igotosleepbye
Selsordia
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Marxiaville opposes the move
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.