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Region: Odrya
Sartell Koltis😳 you might want some cold water for your burn
So Pep, Adephia
thanks
Adephia
Says you
You havent got no girls yet!
So Pep, Adephia
when are you joining discord?
When my dad gets back from getting milk
So Pep
so you're not joining?
Sadly
Maybe
So Pep
;.;
Even Ive got a girlfriend
So Pep, Adephia
Not trying to get into the military tho. I wanna do a joint offensive on this one region
So Pep
I think he's sleeping
You were supposed to like bomb everyone's posts on election day to flood everyone with dopamine. More likes = more votes.
So Pep
Timezone changes a lot of things
So Pep, Traxina
Yep
So Pep
Liking posts just isnt what I do
Everyone knows that
Also its kinda a hassle liking everything
So Pep, Adephia
Peps is here
She will be very dissatisfied with the recent events
So Pep
what happened?
why thank you
also im sorry i havent been very active i keep forgetting like an idiot so ive set a reminder on my phone for every morniny
hi also any particular reason why? havent really properly read all the posts just skimmed (over 1000 lmao)
So Pep, Sartell Koltis, Adephia
Big fight happened. Military had to stop.
So Pep, Kingdom Of The Peps
ANNOUNCEMENT
New poll up..please vote on it.
So Pep
oop like an irl argument?
So Pep
I guess
So Pep, Kingdom Of The Peps
U have no idea how much I want to join
So Pep
Awesome! If you wish to join, just send me a telegram.
So Pep
Problem there is Iv been bannned from the WA cause... I raided a region held it for some hrs and then got kicked. Then we got reported and kicked out of the WA. Then when Reformers raided I got muted and Alwindian got deleted. In any way if I join my main and Sarrelandia will be destroyed
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Its just a mess. Im banned til Nov or Dec but I will wait till DEC here is the info
Unfortunately you are banned from the World Assembly for a past rule breach.
AmeraAfro Eurastralasia may re-join the World Assembly in 275 days.
So Pep
We do offer alternatives relating to the defense of the region. I am sorry about your situation with the WA.
So Pep
Can I hear about them
So Pep
1 It should be called "Odryan Republican Army" instead of "odryan republic army"
2. yes, I support this.
3, what are the alternative military things things for non-WA?
So Pep, Sarrelandia
My idea is that on certain days they are deployed as an officer, usually on orange alert status. Then the next day switched out with a new regional guard soldier.
Kasase, So Pep
sounds......
good.
So Pep, Rogue River
Your suggestion is noted
So Pep
I found this joke on reddit
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
So Pep, Kingdom Of The Peps
I want to make a joke because Boner(yeah u heard me) used to mean mistake. There was even a comic strip with the joker saying it I would link it but I feel it make some people feel uncomftorable
So Pep
But a joke i can actually say
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
Church
So Pep
r/dadjokes
...
So Pep
Ba dum bum
So Pep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGbMsjtRMUE
I've found this banger of a song, especially if you go to 0:51
here's a better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIfiSsGlI3E
So Pep
Another joke
Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?
Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.
So Pep, Rogue River, Kingdom Of The Peps
My god im on a roll
Last joke in Odrya
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
Walks into a bar
The first mathematician orders a beer
The second orders half a beer
"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies
"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2
"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."
"Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along"
"There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to."
"But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-"
"I know how limits work" interjects the bartender
"Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics"
"Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?"
"HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches
Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade.
The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA"
The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!"
The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish.
A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?"
"It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."
Ragnox, So Pep, Rogue River, Kingdom Of The Peps
*Realizes they have a space fleet*
Those are massive ships 3.5 mill is a massive number mine is the Infinity
5 of those ships exist
Length
5,694.2 metres (18,682 ft)
Width
833.3 metres (2,734 ft)
Height
1,041.2 metres (3,416 ft)
Mass
907,000,000 metric tons
Engine unit(s)
XR2 Boglin Fields: S81/X-DFR
Slipspace Drive
Mark X Macedon/Z-PROTOTYPE #78720HDS
Power plant
Deuterium fusion reactor
Shielding
MG-44N Heavy Dispersal Field Generators
Hull
490 centimetres (190 in) Titanium-A3 armor plating
Sensor systems
Long-range hyperscanner
Luminary
Radar
Spectroscopes
LIDAR
Armament
4 CR-03, Series-8 MAC (Primary, two fore, two flank)
350 M42 Archer Missile Pods, 24 missiles per pod (Secondary)
250 M75 Rapier Missile pods, 30 missiles per pod (Tertiary)
500 M96 Howler Missile pods, 20 missiles per pod (Quaternary)
830 70mm M965 Point-defense gun (Quinary)
Mark 2551 Portable MAC
M85 AA Guns
M97 Guided Missile Weapon Systems
M17 ARailRifle
M44 150 mm guns
HAVOK Tactical Nuclear Weapon
So Pep
Before u ask
Slipspace is liking punching a hole through reality and openng another one somewhere else
So Pep
I've made my first Facebook in a planned series of facebooks :)
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1656996
So Pep
Very nice
Kasase
le thank :)
So Pep
Officers, interrogate new entries into the region. If they spam, you ban. Got it?
Now I will slep
some new entries into region:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=eurasian_rkka
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=traxina
So Pep
Kasase
Who is Traxina?
So Pep
o k
So Pep
I got allies to help endo me. We were under a raid threat during the update.
Kasase
This holds till I wake up
Now I will actually sleep
No fear. The Bombers is good
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Yessir
So Pep, The New Jabanese
sounds warmonger
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Helloooo
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.
Good morning
So Pep, The New Jabanese
The "Anne Frank Gets The Gas,Dresden Gets The Blast" bombers probably
Ragnox, So Pep, Wallacia Ki
Lolz
Ragnox, So Pep
wats happening
Ragnox, So Pep
idk
So Pep
Incoming statement on the Code Orange situation. Itll be out in about an hour
Habianclazia
Ok
So Pep, Habianclazia
Code Orange should be disabled, the delegacy is back now.
So Pep, Habianclazia
A delegacy does not stop this problem
Habianclazia
what is the problem then.
So Pep, Habianclazia
Statement will explain
Habianclazia
What?
So Pep, Habianclazia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1657367
So Pep, Rogue River, Habianclazia, Traxina
Dont fear my comrades! I will protect Odrya until I have absolutely nothing left! I will have LESS THAN NOTHING before Odrya falls!
So Pep, Habianclazia
Of course TCB was involved.
So Pep, Rogue River, Habianclazia
I found the UESR refugee camp
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_union_of_ever_socialist_republics
So Pep, Habianclazia
Were aware :p
Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Kasase I have proof of TCBs involvement, Ill tg you later
Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
ok.....
im just trying to prevent a crisis :)
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
we'll be fine, I promise
Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
I mean, there's no way in hell we can stand up to the TCB army or whatever they have, I hope astri is right that is just a few ragtag people.
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
well its called having a founder account :v
Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Oh gosh
I endo the dude
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
true.
but either way, WA has exec soooooooooo
s o. o o o o. o
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
i have access to the founder account, it's not necessary for me to have executive
Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
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k. I'll begin working on stuff.
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1657367
ah i see that our friends over at tcb have downvoted our dispatch! can we upvote?
Kasase, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Im going to switch my WA nation
So Pep, Habianclazia, The Republic Of Boxton
New WA nations
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
second factbook: THE VOZHD OF ALL RUSSIANS!:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kasase/detail=factbook/id=1657450
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
I upvoted on all my nations, still not enough to get past 2
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Wow
So Pep, Habianclazia
Koltis what have you said in ugon?
Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
I ask why they raid
They said they have no plans
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Why would you think going into our enemys region and asking about their plans, which they are obviously not going to admit to, is a good idea!?
Habianclazia
Post self-deleted by So Pep.
This is why we need you on discord!
Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Lol
Just want to be nice you know
So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
I know
When my dad comes bac with milk I will
Kasase, So Pep, Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
To our now number 1 enemy?
Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
Why cant you?
Habianclazia, Republic Of Boxton
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