Post Archive
Region: Odrya
a northern Irish unionists NS wet dream (The Orange Order)
So Pep
👀
*sends embassy request*
Kasase, Adephia
k.....
So Pep
Anyways imma sleep
Night
Kasase, Adephia
also why do I have control over embassies like seriously why does the defense guy need to remove and add embassies
So Pep
Why birds had it, I think you need it for defence stuff
ALSO
You and rogue need to get along, you both work in the same department, so dont be squabbling
Pretty please
Kasase, Adephia
Actually time to sleep
Kasase, Adephia
well then who's the higher rank or are we equals
also we aren't squabbling.....im pretty sure....
So Pep
Youre equal
You had a little bit of friction before and my sensei powers are tingling
Kasase, Adephia
internal dispute between overlapping ministers who are equal?????????? who could've predicted that???????
So Pep
My brain
Also I forgot to make a poll
This is gonna be my last act in my (hopefully first) term
Adephia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183205
The Hazar Amisnery, Adephia
ah yes but Thames water sounds disgusting
So Pep
Wow you guys really like talking
So Pep
Real sad to see old friends and huge nations CTE, its like losing a best friend.
So Pep, Adephia, Selsordia
I know man
Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia
*U got a friend in me (That song from Toy story) intensifies
Ragnox, So Pep
I told my daughter, Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field. Puzzled, she asked, Whats that got to do with anything? I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
"Its pasture bedtime!
So Pep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc243MjmTOk&t=0s
allons enfants de le patrie....
So Pep
I am dying
So Pep
After tens of thousands of dollars. Two Russians are robbing a bank, but after the bank manager is threatened and the manager then opens the vault, the robbers find that it only holds millions of Rubles, since the oligarchs took all the US Dollars just before the invasion.
The robbers go home with no money.
In Soviet Russia u no rob bank
bank robs u
So Pep, The New Jabanese
What does Dr. Frankenstein call the cemetery?
Human Resources
So Pep
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo
When hes finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.
When the guns are empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, Hey! What the hell, man?
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.
So Pep
What is the last part of your body to die?
Your eyes.....because they dilate.
So Pep
ALL HAIL THE KING OF DAD JOKES
So Pep
I have a disease where I can't stop making airport puns.....
My doctor says it's terminal
I dont know how I will explane this to my family
I want to reLAX
but I need to gate help
I so badly want to stop but my attempts arent taking off
So Pep, Kingdom Of The Indus
Just stop
So Pep
But his attempts to stop aren't taking off
So Pep
thats not Sabre strong
So Pep
Commisar more like commie tsar
So Pep, Selsordia
Oi
So Pep
Its still so funny.
So Pep
Sussy Baka
Ragnox, So Pep
Well if I make it into a office position at the local elections, this will mark the first time that the Odryan Federalist Party, has a member in parliament. das pretty cool.
So Pep
Hey, I know we are not a big raiding region, but we could start raiding some smaller fascist regions y'know. I know quite a few of them.
So Pep
I think we will do a better job defending
No offense Raggie
Ragnox, So Pep
me when your mom-
So Pep
Go downstairs and have a nice cup of coffee and play bingo
So Pep
yep
So Pep
Sarrelandia! I challenge you to a dad joke battle!
So Pep
Prepare to be obliterated
So Pep
You underestimate my power! For I have been hiding in the shadows with thousands of dad jokes for years. Now it is time to show them all.
So Pep
Could I ask, why are we closing embassies?
So Pep
sure
Selsordia is the god of dad jokes
You underestimate him.
So Pep
No idea, tm So Pep, maybe.
So Pep
no idea
Take it up with pep
So Pep
U dare challenge me mortal, A GOD OF OLYMPUS
So Pep
Yes, I do. I am no mortal myself.
So Pep
Fine what time u free
So Pep
The battle of the ages
ALL TELEVISED ON KOLTIS TV
So Pep, Sarrelandia
You gonna be free in like 20-35 minutes?
So Pep
No, school Im free from 1:30 California Time
to 2:30 California time
So Pep
What do you say to the Vatican when they can't do it?
Vaitcan't
Also it's 'her', not 'him'
So Pep
Why did everybody like the mushroom so much?
Because he is a 'fungi'
So Pep, Adephia
Read the embassy rules.
Adephia
hey can u giv specific reason
So Pep
Activity
Adephia
2 days since last message.
So Pep, Adephia
Are you gonna give your campaign speech? The election begins very soon.
Adephia
Ye
So Pep
Who wants to join rp server?
So Pep
Hello
So Pep
hola
Adephia
Me possibly
So Pep
hmm if i get re-elected would you call me the first or third president?
Ragnox, Adephia
Terrorism?
(Live on SPBC News)
The Rogue Riverian economy is finally recove-
We're just receiving a report saying that a So Peppian Airways aircraft has crashed in The Russian National State. We have no confirmed reports of casualties at this time - in fact, authorities do not know the exact location of the accident. We'll report the latest information once it has been received.
*6 hours later.*
Back to the story on the crashed So Peppian Airways plane. We have acquired a report from the National State authorities just mere moments ago, it says that they have found the crash site, and are still investigating. They have identified the aircraft as So Peppian Airways flight 211, it is a 737-800NG aircraft. We have also received unconfirmed reports that there were 161 on the aircraft at the time and that at least 100 have died. Please be aware that these figures are unconfirmed at this time. We will report back to you the second we receive more information.
Arkilandic, Adephia
:0
So Pep
plez send investigators
Ragnox, Adephia
sending now
They say that there was a kingdom of the peps Egyptian man that took over the plane
My reporters are looking into this
Arkilandic, So Pep
I wanted to take this in a different direction ;.;
Adephia
Riverian investigation has reported different results..
(Saved it for ya)
So Pep
(thanks)
Adephia
Terrorism?? (double question mark)
SPBC Report: We have just received breaking news from the Russian National State, we have confirmed reports of the death toll. All 161 passengers have lost their lives in the incident. Investigators are now looking for the two black boxes and we'll report when they find them.
Arkilandic, Adephia
Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.
again, I wanted to take this in a different direction but oh well
Arkilandic, Adephia
Ok
So Pep
How about we let pep do his thing and then we can jump in later
So Pep
Ok, this attempted Terrorist attack will now happen after so pep did his thing, like find the black box or something
Why You Should Vote Rogue
Greetings, you are looking at the statement by The Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River to help win the election for the next President.
I have had much experience in leadership, I also believe that I could ignite more actively for Odrya by bringing in totally new players to the republic via telegrams. I also promise election reform, and reorganization of government jobs and hierarchy. I will also finalize military reorganization.
I have access to the resources needed to bring in at least 15 brand new nations into Odrya, I will compose a brand new recruitment telegram aswell.
I also wish to help improve our foreign relations by mending any hostile relationships with other regions.
Thank you for reading my statement, I have a lot planned for the republic, victory for me will help me push it all through. Thank you, glory to the republic.
So Pep, Adephia
I want to have a plot twist, which is why I've emphasized on the question marks
Adephia
You know, maybe I shall run for President as well
So Pep
I haven't got money for stamps and I'm sad, sorry about that everyone. if that's your selling point, vote rogue
Adephia
you're way too late...
Adephia
Aw man
So Pep
There is still a chance
So Pep
run next time, you have to be active tho
emphasis on question marks
Adephia
Ok
So Pep
Forgot to tell you that the attempted attack doesnt happen until you do your thing
So Pep
And now I sleep cuz holy moly it is 3AM
So Pep, Adephia
Y
So Pep
if it ties to this rp can you not do it? or at least wait so that it becomes separate? i don't want this to be a terror attack
goodnight
Adephia
because its my rp lol
Adephia
k
So Pep
What do i call it now..?
SPBC Report: We're just getting reports that the 2 black boxes of the crashed So Peppian aircraft have been recovered and read by Koltisian, Riverian and So Peppian Investigators. The recording is extremely distressing. Please be advised.
[spoiler=The CVR]Captain: So we're gonna descend in 12 miles, uh... decision height is 250 and uh..- wait what's that?
*Sound of a large explosion*
*Autopilot disconnect alert* (plays until end of recording)
'Bank Angle'
'Bank Angle'
'Bank Angle'
First Officer: Sh*t what's happening!?
Captain: Calm calm calm
'Bank Angle'
'Bank Angle'
'Bank Angle'
*Overspeed clacker* (plays until end of recording)
'Bank Angle'
'Bank Angle'
Captain: I need more rudder
FO: I'm giving you everything!
'Bank Angle'
'Sinkrate'
*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'
*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'
Captain: F*ck!
*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull Up!'
Captain: Tell Lorrie I love her!
FO: Please god in your infinite wisdom save us from death and destruction..
*Whoop Whoop* 'Pull U-'
*END OF RECORDING*[/spoiler]
[spoiler=sound effects if you wanna listen]Pull up: https://youtu.be/6VzUrqUVOS4
sinkrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHbaUAUnePs
bank angle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFxJcQiaZ-o
overspeed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojQBbLSzEc
ap disconnect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkDNcHDecUE[/spoiler]
Adephia, Selsordia
Check #embassies in odrya discord server
So Pep
With these new recordings being recovered a investigation is being established into Kasases military system but is shut out by Kasase military officials.
Some Koltisian and peppian plane expert have investigated the remains of the plane and find a gigantic dent then hole taht wouldnt be there otherwise.
Kasase, So Pep
The torn and twisted pieces of metal surrounding the sections of the left wing were discovered 4 miles south of the crash-site. They indicate an explosion or missile of some sort.
So Peppian officials question the National State government.
Kasase, Adephia
tf just happened
So Pep
seriously im just trying to transition into tsardom
So Pep
"ayo tf just happened what happened I wasn't here pls help wtf" said the provisional supreme council
So Pep
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.