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The Next joke is the difference between Stalin and Khruschev

One day; while walking to his car - comrade Krushchev comes upon his driver, eating grass.

"What are you doing?" "Don't you have any food to eat?" "I pay you a monthly salary!"

The driver responds; "Comrade Krushchev, i can barely feed my family with that money. Please! I'm begging you, can i have a promotion?"

Comrade Krushchev obliges.

Later in the evening; Stalin's driver sees Krushchev's driver buying drinks for everyone at the local bar.

After hearing the story; Stalin's driver tries the same thing.

After his superior sees him eating grass; Comrade Stalin demands to know what he is doing.

"Comrade Stalin, please; i can't afford to even feed my family with the wage you pay me!"

Comrade Stalin responds. "Well, for goodness sake then; don't be so greedy! Save some of my lawn for your family!"

So Pep

So Pep wrote:ah

It was 1,200 Trillion and now it's 1,133 Trillion

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:The Next joke is the difference between Stalin and Khruschev

One day; while walking to his car - comrade Krushchev comes upon his driver, eating grass.

"What are you doing?" "Don't you have any food to eat?" "I pay you a monthly salary!"

The driver responds; "Comrade Krushchev, i can barely feed my family with that money. Please! I'm begging you, can i have a promotion?"

Comrade Krushchev obliges.

Later in the evening; Stalin's driver sees Krushchev's driver buying drinks for everyone at the local bar.

After hearing the story; Stalin's driver tries the same thing.

After his superior sees him eating grass; Comrade Stalin demands to know what he is doing.

"Comrade Stalin, please; i can't afford to even feed my family with the wage you pay me!"

Comrade Stalin responds. "Well, for goodness sake then; don't be so greedy! Save some of my lawn for your family!"

lol

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

a roamin' catholic

So Pep

I have an insulting joke

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:I have an insulting joke

so say it

A jerk a idiot and a murder debate on who is the worst for Humanity

the murderer says: I kill People

The Jerk says: Im rude and entitles

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What are you waiting for?, say your line!

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:A jerk a idiot and a murder debate on who is the worst for Humanity

the murderer says: I kill People

The Jerk says: Im rude and entitles

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What are you waiting for?, say your line!

>:(

A sickly vampire was talking to his three sons

"To decide who's going to have my inheritance", he said to them, "I have a challenge. Whoever brings me the most blood by the end of the day, gets my money".

The three sons set off, each excited to be the heir.

After about half an hour the first son came with a face full of blood.

"Where did you get this blood?" asked the father.

"Do you see that cabin over there?" asked the son, pointing out of a window, "I got it from the people in there".

After a few more minutes the second son came in with his shirt covered with blood.

"Where did you get this blood?" asked the father.

"Do you see that cabin over there?" asked the son, pointing out of another window, "I got it from the people in there".

A few hours in and the last son comes in panting, drenched in blood from head to toe, with a few napkins to boot.

Flabbergasted, the father asks him: "where did you find so much blood?!"

"Do you see that pole over there?" asks the son, pointing out of a window, "I did not".

So Pep

I even have a Putin Joke

Stalin comes back from hell and goes to the kremlin

He tells Putin to kill 1 million Ukranians and paint the Kremlin blue

Putin says: Why Blue

Staling says: I knew you would not reject to killing 1 million Ukrainians

So Pep

lol im taller than putin

Figglitzebre

and a mothers day joke cause its Mothers day here in the USA

Your momma so oldÂ

You should call her and check in. Just say hello. Tell her you love her and appreciate her

So Pep

So Pep wrote:lol im taller than putin

:)

So Pep

My son asked if there is anything he shouldnÂ’t buy at a yard sale.

I said Meters.

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:and a mothers day joke cause its Mothers day here in the USA

Your momma so oldÂ

You should call her and check in. Just say hello. Tell her you love her and appreciate her

mothers day was in march what

The Hazar Amisnery

So Pep wrote:mothers day was in march what

What no its May

So Pep

Why could the skeleton not rob the bank?

He could not find the guts to do it.

So Pep, The Orange Order

Sarrelandia wrote:What no its May

over here its in march

So Pep wrote:over here its in march

OOOOhhh

Eh, Either way happy Mother day

So Pep, Fourian King

bye

Of Courscant, So Pep

So Pep wrote:mothers day was in march what

ItÂ’s in May here 💀💀💀💀💀

Ragnox, So Pep, Fourian King

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Ragnox wrote:One, Im surprised you knew what language that was, and two it was a quote me and my old friend made, sadly that friend died recently. I like how it looked in Slovakia so I posted it.

Ouch

Ragnox, So Pep

Fourian King wrote:Ouch

Bruh 10 hours ago what is this a wasteland?

Stroke, So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Bruh 10 hours ago what is this a wasteland?

idk

Arkilandic, So Pep

Stroke wrote:idk

bro youÂ’ve changed ur flag more than pep

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:bro youÂ’ve changed ur flag more than pep

IÂ’ve changed it one time..

Macrotron

So Pep wrote:IÂ’ve changed it one time..

debatable

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:debatable

When were the times?

So Pep wrote:IÂ’ve changed it one time..

one

So Pep

So Pep wrote:exactly

when

So Pep

Stroke wrote:when

next year

Hi from the NAU

Ragnox, So Pep

So Pep wrote:next year

How about using the Union Jack So Pep

So Pep, Scus Dom

Of Courscant wrote:How about using the Union Jack So Pep

but I like this flag :(

Scus Dom

So Pep wrote:but I like this flag :(

Alrighty then if that is your choice

So Pep

Artyom Passes The Isolation Recovery Act

The Riverian Giant has fallen asleep. The Riverian people, even with aid, the economy only worsens as inflation has reached an impossible level. The economy is essentially gone. Artyom enters the last few months of his leadership before a new leader is elected. Artyom, knowing he may have little time, decides to help pave the way to recovery, he passes the Isolation Neutrality Act. It outlines that global isolation will be established, as well as defunding the entire military into a self defense force, Rogue River will still lead the GE. The state governments have been taken over by extreme ideologies, and more democratic values over the military. If the Stratocracy falls, a new fully democratic republic may be born out of its ashes. But that may take years of civil war and recovery.

So Pep

Hello. Ambassador Nation from The Official United Nations here

Ragnox, So Pep

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934

one has updated the map

Toun Embassy 1

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934

one has updated the map

That map is beautiful

So Pep

Toun Embassy 1 wrote:That map is beautiful

thank you

Toun Embassy 1

Scus Dom wrote:Hi from the NAU

Afternoon

So Pep, Scus Dom

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934

one has updated the map

oi pep what about my African expansion?

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:oi pep what about my African expansion?

sh*t

i'll fix it after I've finished odryan times volume 2

Ragnox, Scus Dom

So Pep wrote:sh*t

i'll fix it after I've finished odryan times volume 2

yessir

So Pep

So Pep wrote:sh*t

i'll fix it after I've finished odryan times volume 2

cool to both things

So Pep

Stroke wrote:what

ur mumma

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1703030

its back lel

pls upvote for a cookie

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934

one has updated the map

I'm still waiting for my Annexation of Mongolia to be on the Map but hey take your time

So Pep

Of Courscant wrote:I'm still waiting for my Annexation of Mongolia to be on the Map but hey take your time

yep sorry I'm a bit overwhelmed atm

I'm fixing it now

Ragnox, Of Courscant

So Pep wrote:yep sorry I'm a bit overwhelmed atm

I'm fixing it now

That's okay. Take your time

So Pep

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934

i think its all fixed now

Of Courscant

So Pep wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1518934

i think its all fixed now

So is the Suez Canal international Territory or does it belong to a country

So Pep

Of Courscant wrote:So is the Suez Canal international Territory or does it belong to a country

I guess we let ragnox decide? it would be very beneficial to keep it international however

Of Courscant

So Pep wrote:I guess we let ragnox decide? it would be very beneficial to keep it international however

Very well

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I guess we let ragnox decide? it would be very beneficial to keep it international however

Just keep it international, IÂ’m a bad guy sometimes, but IÂ’m not evil

Of Courscant, So Pep

Something's in the sky

Thousands of sightings of a mysterious fragmented ball in the sky have been reported by So Peppian authorities. Residents say it is a huge, moon-sized object, with tens of thousands of So Pep's new 'government-owned aircrafts' flying to it each day. What could this be illuding?

Ragnox, Leiustedec

So Pep wrote:Something's in the sky

Thousands of sightings of a mysterious fragmented ball in the sky have been reported by So Peppian authorities. Residents say it is a huge, moon-sized object, with tens of thousands of So Pep's new 'government-owned aircrafts' flying to it each day. What could this be illuding?

space stuffs

Ragnox, So Pep

Artyom Miller No More

Artyom Miller, once the leader of Rogue River, was assassinated via a gunman in the East Coast during a speech. His death, signals the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. 3 groups break away and start fighting eachother. The Progressives on the West, The Militarists on the Middle, and Communists in the East. The Riverian government has met its end as these three warring factions engage in combat. The land outside of Rogue River has stayed with The Progressives. The Progressives maintain the majority Army, The Militarists have The Airforce, and The Communists have the navy.

As General of The Army Sarah Anderson has said, the leader of the Progressives..."May God Help Us All!"

Ragnox, So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Artyom Miller No More

Artyom Miller, once the leader of Rogue River, was assassinated via a gunman in the East Coast during a speech. His death, signals the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. 3 groups break away and start fighting eachother. The Progressives on the West, The Militarists on the Middle, and Communists in the East. The Riverian government has met its end as these three warring factions engage in combat. The land outside of Rogue River has stayed with The Progressives. The Progressives maintain the majority Army, The Militarists have The Airforce, and The Communists have the navy.

As General of The Army Sarah Anderson has said, the leader of the Progressives..."May God Help Us All!"

just to clarify, this RP is more personal...so-

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Artyom Miller No More

Artyom Miller, once the leader of Rogue River, was assassinated via a gunman in the East Coast during a speech. His death, signals the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. 3 groups break away and start fighting eachother. The Progressives on the West, The Militarists on the Middle, and Communists in the East. The Riverian government has met its end as these three warring factions engage in combat. The land outside of Rogue River has stayed with The Progressives. The Progressives maintain the majority Army, The Militarists have The Airforce, and The Communists have the navy.

As General of The Army Sarah Anderson has said, the leader of the Progressives..."May God Help Us All!"

Yay, more communists!

Marxiaville wrote:Yay, more communists!

boo to communism

Of Courscant, So Pep

A f*ck ton of aid

Rogue river has broken into civil war. 3 warring sides compete for control. James Attendant announced today that So Pep was to aid the progressives in any way possible, such as economic aid, and most importantly, military aid. The So Peppian airforce stationed in Canada was dispatched to progressive territory and landed there safely. The Navy, which was stationed around Canada due to the war, is now moving south, in an attempt to block the communists from the outside world slowly but surely. As for the militarists, if they declare warÂ… the world will be shocked.

This isnÂ’t a declaration of war btw

Of Courscant

Marxiaville wrote:Yay, more communists!

Yessir

Rogue River wrote:Artyom Miller No More

Artyom Miller, once the leader of Rogue River, was assassinated via a gunman in the East Coast during a speech. His death, signals the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. 3 groups break away and start fighting eachother. The Progressives on the West, The Militarists on the Middle, and Communists in the East. The Riverian government has met its end as these three warring factions engage in combat. The land outside of Rogue River has stayed with The Progressives. The Progressives maintain the majority Army, The Militarists have The Airforce, and The Communists have the navy.

As General of The Army Sarah Anderson has said, the leader of the Progressives..."May God Help Us All!"

Koltis sends support to the commies

Kasase

Sartell Koltis wrote:Koltis sends support to the commies

Boooo!

Of Courscant, Kasase, Leiustedec

I'm alive

Ragnox, So Pep

Why Birds wrote:I'm alive

Hi there

Why Birds

So Pep wrote:Hi there

Hi

So Pep

Why Birds wrote:Hi

How are you?

So Pep wrote:How are you?

I'm good how are you

So Pep

Why Birds wrote:I'm good how are you

Good to hear, IÂ’m mighty fine

Why Birds

So Pep wrote:Good to hear, IÂ’m mighty fine

That's good well I'm going to go

So Pep

Why Birds wrote:That's good well I'm going to go

Bye

This Year of Infamy

"General, General of The Army, Members of all the government, and the Military Assembly. Yesterday, December 7th, 2115. A new date that will live in the hearts of Riverians, as the signal of our hardest war. We were at peace! If not, just trying to survive. The Nationalists in the illegal state of the Riverian state, and the Communists on the other side of our land, have issued declarations of...independence. It is indeed a great tragedy, that we live to suffer through more war, it may very well...signal the end, of our once great nation..."

The crowd would be full of cries, think Anderson has acknowledged the end. However, only a few seconds later, she raises her voice, with more to say.

"BUT! We cannot allow these people take over our nation. We cannot allow them to go against the world, as they so clearly will do, once this is all over. They will not stop in their conquest against the world! It is here I declare, the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. We will no longer, have the military as our leader in our future! What we must do, is build a great, massive, democratic republic! A republic that goes against the ideals of tyranny! A republic, that keeps the world under our protection! A republic that will not suffer under so much war!"

The crowd's crying and general feeling of despair slowly morphs as many look up at Anderson, she was a military leader, advocating for so much democracy that the previous Rogue River did not possess.

"Now, we must rally against our true enemy, which is...us! Last night an air raid was launched against our population centers, last night the remaining pacific fleet was annihilated, next to the Peppian Navy..in a truly illegal attack. We have no more airforce or navy...what we do have...is people...and a fully functional industry! All we need, is a leader to our new republic! I hereby declare, The United Republic of Rogue River! I will choose not to lead! I do not concern myself with the politics that come with this..however, I will lead us through our darkest hours!"

The crowd starts to cheer.

"We will not rest! Until Rogue River is preserved, and reformed into a full democracy with nothing...BUT FREEDOM!"

The public broadcast was overwhelmed with loud cheering, someone might have had hearing damaged. Either way-

The short speech was received extremely well by the public, all west coast states declare their support, and are mobilizing to defeat their enemy. Border skirmishes have broken out, as Peppian aid is also being sent. The Riverian people still wonder...who will lead after the end?

Kasase, So Pep, Leiustedec

Sartell Koltis wrote:Koltis sends support to the commies

I am about to reverse njet molotoff you so hard that their will be no molotoff to say njet to.

So Pep

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1703030

Lmao

The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, So Pep, Selsordia

Rogue River wrote:This Year of Infamy

"General, General of The Army, Members of all the government, and the Military Assembly. Yesterday, December 7th, 2115. A new date that will live in the hearts of Riverians, as the signal of our hardest war. We were at peace! If not, just trying to survive. The Nationalists in the illegal state of the Riverian state, and the Communists on the other side of our land, have issued declarations of...independence. It is indeed a great tragedy, that we live to suffer through more war, it may very well...signal the end, of our once great nation..."

The crowd would be full of cries, think Anderson has acknowledged the end. However, only a few seconds later, she raises her voice, with more to say.

"BUT! We cannot allow these people take over our nation. We cannot allow them to go against the world, as they so clearly will do, once this is all over. They will not stop in their conquest against the world! It is here I declare, the end of the Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. We will no longer, have the military as our leader in our future! What we must do, is build a great, massive, democratic republic! A republic that goes against the ideals of tyranny! A republic, that keeps the world under our protection! A republic that will not suffer under so much war!"

The crowd's crying and general feeling of despair slowly morphs as many look up at Anderson, she was a military leader, advocating for so much democracy that the previous Rogue River did not possess.

"Now, we must rally against our true enemy, which is...us! Last night an air raid was launched against our population centers, last night the remaining pacific fleet was annihilated, next to the Peppian Navy..in a truly illegal attack. We have no more airforce or navy...what we do have...is people...and a fully functional industry! All we need, is a leader to our new republic! I hereby declare, The United Republic of Rogue River! I will choose not to lead! I do not concern myself with the politics that come with this..however, I will lead us through our darkest hours!"

The crowd starts to cheer.

"We will not rest! Until Rogue River is preserved, and reformed into a full democracy with nothing...BUT FREEDOM!"

The public broadcast was overwhelmed with loud cheering, someone might have had hearing damaged. Either way-

The short speech was received extremely well by the public, all west coast states declare their support, and are mobilizing to defeat their enemy. Border skirmishes have broken out, as Peppian aid is also being sent. The Riverian people still wonder...who will lead after the end?

Excuse me what in the flipersticks and flaperjacks is this?

So Pep

The jet is broken

Royal eastern flight 1395 a Star Trident 848 jet was just doing a regular Atlantic crossing until it a big fire erupted broke up mid air over the Atlantic. All passengers have sadly died in this accident and a massive investigation has commenced on the crash to obviously find out what had happened.

So Pep

Kasase wrote:I am about to reverse njet molotoff you so hard that their will be no molotoff to say njet to.

Dafug?

So Pep

So Pep wrote:IÂ’ve changed it one time..

I still remember the classic So Pep flag.

Arkilandic, So Pep

Adephia wrote:I still remember the classic So Pep flag.

Yes

So Pep, Adephia

May I ask why you cut ties with TEKE?

So Pep

Sartell Koltis how about this i get sicily while you get the boot hmm?

So Pep

Leiustedec wrote:May I ask why you cut ties with TEKE?

both landed in an arguemnt but the kiwis were the ones who cut ties first

So Pep, Leiustedec

Figglitzebre wrote:both landed in an arguemnt but the kiwis were the ones who cut ties first

oh ok thanks

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:The jet is broken

Royal eastern flight 1395 a Star Trident 848 jet was just doing a regular Atlantic crossing until it a big fire erupted broke up mid air over the Atlantic. All passengers have sadly died in this accident and a massive investigation has commenced on the crash to obviously find out what had happened.

What fuel was it using?

So Pep wrote:What fuel was it using?

The fuel it uses?

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:The fuel it uses?

Yes, there are two types

So Pep wrote:Yes, there are two types

What are they cuz I forgot

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:both landed in an arguemnt but the kiwis were the ones who cut ties first

Actually

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907864376319557632/973465004726702130/lol.png

The Odryans cuts Embassies with TEKE first

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:What are they cuz I forgot

One is normal jet fuel and the other is Riverian experimental fuel

So Pep wrote:One is normal jet fuel and the other is Riverian experimental fuel

Riverian experimentalÂ

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Riverian experimentalÂ…

Continue with the investigation, weÂ’ll send some investigators.

Pancanawe Empire wrote:Actually

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907864376319557632/973465004726702130/lol.png

The Odryans cuts Embassies with TEKE first

oh

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Continue with the investigation, weÂ’ll send some investigators.

Aight thx

So Pep

Stroke wrote:yeah

what

So Pep

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