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Region: Odrya
turn odrya into an absolute monarchy
do some regionalism and stuff
So Pep, Srvy, Figglitzebre
.....
I love the republic
So Pep, Srvy
Please love me
Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia
I mean, well idk
So Pep, Adephia, Srvy
Vote for me in next elections. And i will tell u what to do
So Pep, Adephia
True
Heres 7000 of them
So Pep, Srvy
uhhhh
Idk about that
So Pep, Srvy
you will tell us what to do?
thanks
I too love the republic
Adephia, Srvy
[spoiler=the Atompshere-to-surface-and-air weapon of mass trolling]
'alright, any ideas for a new weapon'
'how about we stop spending half our budget on our military'
'your fired'
'how about we make a weapon that fires legit the biggest artillery shells we have and other stuff from the atmosphere to earth?'
'perfection'
and it was so
the tsar put the greatest russian scientists, engineers, whatever onto it. hoards of resources and Money were put into it. then someone came up with a genius idea
"why not make some of the armour out of fricken graphite?" (graphite is a very strong resource btw) and whatever other things we can find
so it was.... graphite was poured into it
we also made an entirely new type of artillery shell which basically turns into a fricken bomb once it lands
we also did a bunch of other stuff idc to write
we also put some self-defence mechanisms on it idk anymore
it was alos equipped with some missiles so it could shoot down planes
*some months later*
"sir, it's done...."
"then launch it"
*it's launched*
"launch was successful ,let's test on some random place in the middle of siberia"
*test is (mostly) successful
*some tweaks*
*it is finished*
[/spoiler]
tl;dr weapon which fires massive fricken artillery shells and stuff from atmosphere to earth
New Pekoland, So Pep, Srvy
Ok done
So Pep, Srvy
also I joined DCE
So Pep, Srvy
hey
So Pep, Srvy
Uh no
Kasase, Srvy
pep said I could on discord.
So Pep, Srvy
I invited him
The more the better
The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia, Srvy
Yes, because you are a cat. And I'm an intelligent cat
So Pep
Seems authoritarian no?
The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia, Srvy
And u bribed in telegrams
So Pep
nobody is seeing the joke..
Adephia, Srvy
Also
Nobody seems to recognise what I have done for this region
I have brought a new era to the republic, I have created justice and a further development of democracy! If you want to rid of me because of one joke, I will be incredibly shocked.
Ragnox, Kasase, Adephia, Srvy
Well, i voted for you. And it's basically your region, btw why gpc is closed. And why you are not founder here?
So Pep, Adephia
Thanks. We moved here. me and rogue are the founders, but were not allowed to use any of our powers unless of an emergency.
The Dominion Of The Asmor Federation, Adephia, Srvy
pep planning smth??????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668838
So Pep, Srvy
It's tax season and I missed So Pep's 33rd birthday :(
I did vote in the March 4 election on March 5 :)
Madagascar
So Pep, Srvy
Mad Gas car?
So Pep, Adephia, Srvy
also why'd i get the voting tg are alts allowed to aswell?
So Pep, Srvy
no
So Pep, Srvy
HMMMMMMMMMMM
New Pekoland, So Pep, Srvy
I lost election for 4th time
So Pep, Adephia, Srvy
Welp I tried helping
So Pep, Srvy
Technically they can
Adephia, Srvy
Oui
Adephia, Srvy
R
So Pep, Srvy
R?
R??
So Pep, Srvy
Post self-deleted by Arkilandic.
Today I learned boiling water was really smart.
It has like, 100 degrees.
So Pep, Srvy
My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old Ill be this June!
I chuckled, Oh I dont know princess, why dont you tell me? She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers.
Its now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she still wont say where she got them!
So Pep, Srvy
An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily So the lawyer asks if the Irishman would like to play a fun game.
The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The Italian lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
I ask you a question, and if you dont know the answer, you pay me only 5.00 then you ask me one, and if I dont know the answer, I will pay you 500.00, he says.
This catches the Irishmans attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. Whats the distance from The Earth to the Moon?
The Irishman doesnt say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five euro note, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, its the Irishmans turn.
He asks the lawyer, What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on Google.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes up the Irishman and hands him 500.00.
The Irishman pockets the 500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Irishman up and asks, Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
So Pep, Srvy
American moment
Adephia, Srvy
i looked exactly 100 rmb pages back and I had a very rocky start as pm
idk why you've re-elected me lol
Adephia, Srvy
The main question i had was
Do i want my knees deleted
Or not
So Pep, Srvy
sus
Edit: oh look 50 nations in Odrya
So Pep, Srvy
Yes you do
Its just for a master dispatch jeez
Oh yey
Adephia, Srvy, Selsordia
Updated my Factbook!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1668194
So Pep, Srvy
Nice
Adephia, Srvy, Selsordia
Odrya's 4th general election has concluded!
The Results are:
So Pep: 78.6%
Sartell Koltis: 14.3%
Rogue River: 7.1%
Thank you ever so much to all of you who voted for me, I will be sure to bring you the absolute best that I can provide, and I promise you that Odrya will be a different place by the end of the month!
Local Minister elections are in 9 days, there's a limit of 2 candidates per title. Marxiaville and Sartell Koltis you cannot run for your current position again, if you want to run for something else, you're perfectly welcome to.
[spoiler]hmm should we increase term lengths to 2 months? it seems quite short. if it does come into effect it will be at the end of my term.[/spoiler]
Adephia, Selsordia
Can I run for Home Secretary? Cuz why not
So Pep, Adephia
sure
Adephia, Selsordia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1669452
someone downvoted the pepsicle >:(
Selsordia
So Pep, Figglitzebre
someone downvoted again ):
Ragnox, So Pep, Selsordia
;.;
Adephia
Rip
So Pep
So PepYOU FINALLY PUT LDR IN THE WFE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
So Pep
everyon just quickly search defense of moscow(sabaton) and check newest first its an absolute clusterfu-
So Pep
RP:
the invasion of Equatorial Guinea has been a succes yet and the island of Bioko has been occupied completely, casualties reported
Figglitzebre:20 dead 1 assault gun damaged
Equatorial Guinea:200 dead
the invasion of the mainland also has been done almost destroying Ciudad de la Paz
Casualties:
federation of the guineas:50
eq guinea:80
Civvilian casualties
3,000
So Pep, Selsordia
Why have you killed civilians?
Adephia, Figglitzebre
Wth is with kllling civilians
Kasase, So Pep, Figglitzebre
it's gamer
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Oh
So Pep, Figglitzebre
we ate them
So Pep
geneva convention doesnt say anything against eating them
*mussolini pose intensifies*
So Pep
sorry what
Adephia
I would like to inform you that Cannibalism is considered 'Illegal' in this region. You will now be sent to the Shadow Realm.
So Pep, Adephia
where
geneva convention no say cannot eat man
So Pep
If you step inside this machine, you will be teleported to the Shadow Realm, located at the bottom of the Inner Core.
Don't try to run away, human. If so, our guards will bring you down using space-age weaponary, and you will be sent to a place even worse than the Realm.
So Pep
*peeks at the machine* i dont see no sh-
So Pep, Selsordia
*Pushes you and closes the door*
So Pep
*teleports behind you*
somthin personal b**ch
So Pep
Did you just swear, human
*Transforms into Hulk*
So Pep
*turns into an atom*
So Pep, Selsordia
actually will be perfect for the uranium mines
So Pep, Selsordia
Hmmm..... I know!
*Transforms into a Catgirl*
So Pep
Post self-deleted by Figglitzebre.
*drops
[spoiler]JHON XINA[/spoiler]*
So Pep
*Drops the Wok*
So Pep
lol I go for vice pm
Kasase, So Pep
You vs ragnox interesting
Adephia
No oNe is interested in Home Secretary for some reason (for now)
Isn't it Vice President now?
So Pep
yep
HEY PEP
if I make nice map as Vice President can you vote for me ?
So Pep, Selsordia
I wanna run for VP lol
So Pep
welp
HOPEFULLY I CAN WIN THSI ELECTION
I will vote for whatever position U want arkil
So Pep
Thats not a selling point for me
Too late
Kasase, Adephia
Yall, just saying to my competitors, good luck in the next elections. That is all.
So Pep
Then Im running for home affaira
So Pep
You dont want to re-run for security?
Kasase, Adephia
Also I dont think we need a new map
Also Im updating it tomorrow, are there any changes?
Adephia
I will not let you get VP lol. Mine
So Pep
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183364
Epically epik
Ns said I hadnt held my position for long enough for a poll >:(
So Pep
Dang Im not on there
So Pep
Wait for episode 2 ;)
Ragnox
minister of defense is the weirdest roll, it's a mess and I think it shouldn't exist.
So Pep, Adephia
Well you defend the region and are in control of the liberation army but ok
Kasase, Adephia
it's also heavily overlapping with lead military general and I dont want to deal with that
So Pep
Where is me?
So Pep
Fine then I would agree to all ur proposals and add helpful info on it and maybe provide a different perspective to ur proposals
So Pep
sorry I not on taht much I have lent. It makes me give up all tech every Sunday so dont expect much activity from me on sundays
Also thanks kasase for voting me as gigachad
So Pep, Adephia
sad :(
So Pep
ur flag is actually awesome kasase
Kasase, So Pep
noice
So Pep
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