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Region: Odrya
Forget Alwindia, Ill have to worry more about the other Odryan nation
Ragnox, So Pep
Fine Rhode Island
I would also like to take the rest of purtugal tHaTs not taken by pep :)
Kasase, Adephia
A man walks into a bar and exclaims "quick, poor me a drink before the trouble starts!"
The bartender is a little confused but, spurred to action by the man's decisiveness, he pours the drink.
The man downs it in one go and then shouts, "quick, pour me another drink before the trouble starts!"
The bartender, curious now, pours the second drink. As he watches the man down it just as fast as before, he asks "how are you going to pay for those?"
"Oh no," the man wails, "the trouble's started!"
So Pep
Why aliens don't visit earth ?
They read the reviews...... only 1 star.....
So Pep, Selsordia
A guy walks into a bar on the top of the Empire State Building and orders a beer. Then he jumps out of the window and comes back just 7 minutes later. A guy asks, How did you just come back up if you just jumped off the building? The man says, when I jump out of the window, I fall all the way to the ground but then just before I hit the ground, I start floating. The guy says, do it again to make sure my eyes arent trickin me! He does it again, then he arrives just 7 minutes later. The man thinks has crazy but decides to jump out the window. Just then, the bartender says, you can be a real arsehole when your drunk Superman.
New Pekoland, So Pep
hey hey hey. im the joke guy here
So Pep
You know man, I had to Put one of tiktoks jokes on there
So Pep
What do you call a Can Opener that cannot open a can?
A Can't opener!
So Pep
Im down on my kneees laughing my heart out
So Pep, Selsordia
No thats from the treaty. You dont get that back for a long time.
Adephia
o dang
So Pep
I found this cool dong about a marines experiance on Saipan
its very nice
https://youtu.be/AyOqGRjVtls
So Pep, Selsordia
Waka waka ey ey
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
So Pep, Selsordia
We don't about Bruno no no no...
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
Please no I have all the songs burnt in my brain
So Pep, Selsordia
No
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep, Selsordia
😢
So Pep, Selsordia
Anyways this is for you
[spoiler=For This guy]We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno... but
It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
Thunder!!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day... but anyway
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams (hey!)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
He told me my fish would die
The next day: dead! (No, no!)
He told me I'd grow a gut!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine
Óye, Mariano's on his way
He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him now
Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)
I can hear him now
Um, Bruno...
Yeah, about that Bruno...
I really need to know about Bruno...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Bruno
(Isabella, your boyfriend's here)
Time for dinner!
A seven-foot frame (it was my wedding day, it was our wedding day)
Rats along his back (we were getting ready)
When he calls your name (and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)
It all fades to black (no clouds allowed in the sky!)
Yeah, he sees your dreams (Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-)
And feasts on your screams (thunder!)
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on (óye, Mariano's on his way)
Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (a seven-foot frame, rats along his back)
In doing so, he floods my brain
Married in a hurricane
He's here!
Don't talk about Bruno, no! (Why did I talk about Bruno?)
Not a word about Bruno
I never should've brought up Bruno![/spoiler]
So Pep
I just watched this movie last night lol
So Pep
Question:
What are the roles and responsibilities of your Lead Military General in this region?
So Pep
Military stuff
So Pep
If you want the rest of Portugal then give me some land in America.
So Pep
No pep repeal that
Kasase, So Pep
Repealed what?
So Pep
He said I cant take rest of Portugal for a long tim
So Pep
Khaby Lame: Then take Nigeria
So Pep
nah mannnnnn
So Pep, Selsordia
dang
So Pep
Pep, when the other elections come around I'll run for vice.
So Pep
K
So Pep
IM BORED
Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia
I ask because our region has been talking about creating a Defense Secretary position, so Im just trying to get ideas on what they would do.
So Pep
Another position :( greatt
So Pep
They control the military, pretty simple. Theyre also the only exception to the no position is permanent rule unless they resign.
Adephia
Bruh I went to my bros daycare to pick him up yesterday with my mom and the kids just went
"What great parents (brothers name) has. Both his dad and mom came"
I mean bruh
So Pep
Lol
Ngl do you look older then u are?
So Pep
isn't dat mine
*breathes in*
THE FINAL WAR AGAINST THE KOLITIANS AWAITS
REEEEE
So Pep
No im just taller than my mom
So Pep
No it isnt
Just look at map
So Pep
Adephia
elections in 3 days, candidates, please write a campaign speech. mine can be accessed here for those who have not read it
Adephia, Dumpster
Vote Sartell Koltis For a new map! And nice trees
We will collaborate with other people to make ideas
I am online a lot so if you would like to tell me something to improve myself and the way I govern.
I support the court system
maybe a centralization of the government
I would push for a massive merge that has been proposed by So Pep
So Pep, Adephia
*yi proposed it
wdym by 'a centralisation of government'?
Adephia
makin it smoler
So Pep, Adephia
how can it get smaller..?
Adephia
personally, i think the balance we have rn is good. If you have two people working with two positions each with different responsibilities, it can get a little stressful, that's why I only got rid of one title in my (hopefully first) term
Adephia
🏛 State Council 🏛
Commend One Small Island
The League of Defensive Regions recommends you to vote FOR Commend One Small Island.
*Please note all WA Delegates are expected to vote in line with the LDR on this matter.
So Pep
Well pep prob has my vote already unless someone makes a better campaign speech.
So Pep, Adephia
thanks!
Adephia
i think i've done pretty well in my term, and done most of the things I would like to, just I want to do more for you guys, I want to complete my election promises from last election
Adephia
Im probably going to lose but its worth a try
So Pep
Oof. Bye
So Pep
Wait pep why withdrawal?
So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions
He says there is no point. There was a poll. Maybe you couldve voted no?
Ragnox, So Pep
oh ok
But we are still part of your larger association
So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions
Hmm? TFB? I dont manage that lol.
So Pep
It says that u guys arejust a branch of tfb
So Pep
[spoiler=the death of the vozhd
the beginning of the end[/I]]
*insert the noise thing they play during emergency broadcasts*
"This is an emergency govenrment from the government of the Russian National State, this is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill"
[I]"today, our glorious Vozhd of All Russians, Dmitry Alexanderovich Ivanov, has died of a sudden heart attack, Russia shall enter 30 days of mourning because of the death of our great Vozhd." the voice would say
[/I] Alexei would seem a bit shocked, his kids would look confused, and his wife, worried.
[I]Do not panic, we must remain calm during this time of mourning, the funeral will be held..."[/I] *the chaos in the things would overpower the reporter girl's voice* [I]"sorry, in 15 days"[/I] *alexei could hear the chaos from the TV in the background, he could also hear noise from the streets*
"long live russia.... long live the motherland.... long live russia!" following that, the broadcast ended....
the vozhd was dead, and possibly, the RNS would die with him[/spoiler]
tl;dr vozhd is dead it's gonna be funni time soon
So Pep
what u mean new map
So Pep
Our leader Duncan Corbert Sends his condolences
So Pep
RIP
Kasase, So Pep
time to 2RCW soon
New Pekoland, So Pep
Im making a new map
So Pep
best thing to exist: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=516129&p=39409889&hilit=PBNWSHBTTD#p39409889
So Pep
am thinking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkk9lklXG3o rn
So Pep
H
So Pep
That is worrying
So Pep
I have an idea! How about a Mars colony?
So Pep
Hello everyone
Why am I on this website at 9:37
uhg
So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions, Selsordia
Idk
So Pep
Idk how you will unless you use the hoi4 version or smth if youre using MapChart
Or, because the main reason youre doing this is because of update times, I can try to have weekly updates on a Saturday, I could probably squeeze them in on Monday and or Wednesday too.
Adephia
The Moose Nation Sarrelandia
So Pep, The New Jabanese
What
So Pep
They did a coomand
Edit: oh look first post in page 240
So Pep
Silent
So Pep
i read that as in cummand
So Pep
soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxBDwX57bE
So Pep
sus
So Pep, The New Jabanese
wha
So Pep, The New Jabanese
say kid amogus bacwards-
So Pep
nah fam
So Pep, The New Jabanese
duck
Ragnox, So Pep
hit
So Pep
oof
So Pep
Hit x10
So Pep
Ragnox selsordia and Jabanese are the kings and queen of crap posting
So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
hello everyone
I am back
So Pep, Adephia
Shi* posting
So Pep
I could be much worse.
So Pep, Adephia
Indeed
Oh god
Welcome back
😒
So Pep
DAD JOKE INCOMING: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
So Pep, The New Jabanese
I dont get it
So Pep
Me neither
So Pep
What would you say if San Marino is doing something wrong?
San MariNO!
So Pep
Me neither
So Pep
ha
So Pep
Odrya: The Triplets
So Pep, Adephia
You uncultured swine :v
oh its youAdephia
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