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Region: Odrya
Mug in kasase means idiot or smth
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
Add a few more Os and the Lieutenant PM of Callista might show up.
Ragnox, Nalver And, So Pep
1) Search for a website called "nationstates"
2) go to "create a nation"
3) Type "an object" in the nation name section
4) Click "create"
Nalver And, So Pep, Selsordia
I am awake
Nalver And, So Pep
good morning same as here
Nalver And, So Pep
Hello there people, I have accidentally created a hiatus for almost a month.
I apologize for not being active and for not participating in activities by the WA delegate.
So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
He is the soldier of heaven
Nalver And, So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
The popular sitcom
Sarrelandia and Jokes will now be appearing in 5 min
Nalver And, So Pep, The New Jabanese
But first I will tell a story
A couple of hrs ago my basketball game finished
So it turned out somehow some kid from the game before us was yeeted 4 feet in the air and fell so hard he broke something in his arm, it looked like a snake. Paramedics showed up and started giving him needles and anestethics. WE LEGIT SAW HIM GET PUT ON THE STRETCHER AND ALL OF THAT This happened for about 10 min. Then they got a stretchers and lifted him up on it and put him in an ambulance
Nalver And, So Pep, The New Jabanese
Joke time:
President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other and decked out in jewelry
"What happened to you?" asked Putin.
"Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and they gave me their jewels
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Putin.
The driver replies, "I'm president Putins driver, and I just killed the pig."
Nalver And, So Pep, The New Jabanese
Putin consulted with a fortune teller
The fortune teller predicted that Putin would die on a Ukrainian holiday.
Putin asks: "Which one?
To which the fortune teller responded, Whenever you die it will be a Ukrainian holiday
Nalver And, So Pep, The New Jabanese
To be Frank .
Id have to change my name!!
Nalver And, So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
The doctor told me I had only six months to live, so I shot him dead. The judge gave me fifteen years.
Problem solved.
Nalver And, So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
The World Health Organisation has declared that dogs cannot transmit Covid and there's no need to quarantine them..
W.H.O. let the dogs out.
So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
My god please eat a snickers
Adephia
u know he probably found them on reddit
So Pep, Adephia
I did
So Pep, Adephia
Welcome bac
So Pep
9000000 IQ
So Pep, Adephia
So Pep when u editing the map?
So Pep
soon
Adephia, Selsordia
Finally I can get new land
So Pep
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=183058
please vote
Adephia, Uyetah
A new era?
So Peppian engineers and scientists recently made a breakthrough in the construction of tanks. After years of testing, the new prototype SP-215 Mark T2 holds the most powerful weapons in history and is now the most powerful tank on the globe. The Minister for Defence, Terry Argent, held a press conference earlier today.
'This will bring a new era to modern weapon development and if the time comes, warfare. We expect that other nations will also build their own versions of this tank, mainly The Russian National State, but at least we were the first.
This new machine is powered by an electric/hydrogen hybrid engine, this means that it is completely silent, able to ambush enemies and kill many troops. It is equipped with 8mm turrets, able to fire 20 times per minute, and a small rocket launcher on the back of the tank. We believe that we have ushered a new era of machinery into this world, and we're happy to be the first to showcase it.'
Kasase, Arkilandic, Adephia, -Loxia-
I never even heard of that alliance till now
So Pep
Impressed but not satisfied
Give it a few rounds on our most advanced tank and we will see how powerful it is
So Pep
and your tank is destroyed with one shot..
Adephia
*GAAAAAASSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPP*
fantastic
So Pep
oui oui 🥐🥐
Adephia, Selsordia
*takes metal baguette and hits you in the head*
So Pep
ow
Adephia, Selsordia
Is it best to develop my own version? I mean it will take a while for me but is it?
So Pep
T-999 time
im about to make the T-99 look like it's from ww2
So Pep
Depends if yours is economically viable
Kasase, Adephia
Mmmmmmmm yeah I think I should
So Pep
I dont care about economics
all I care about is TANK
So Pep
Mine cost around 322 billion Peppian pounds, if yours is gonna be better, surely itll cost more right?
Good luck
Kasase, Adephia
I call this the Highlander R47, best tank I will produce
So Pep
yes. It will. yes. I can produce those. yes. I have lots of resources from Siberia. I can do it.
So Pep
anyways ima do gazprom 2: gas harder
So Pep
sanction time :)))
Kasase, Adephia
Forgot to tell you it costs 321 billion Zloties
So Pep
asteroid mining it is!
Gagarin would be proud.
So Pep
Wait no we are now spending 346 billion meaning we got 25 billion still, luckily the tank hasnt been built yet so I think we can make some changes in her design just to make it better and maybe I will spend 19b and send the rest to charity
So Pep
[spoiler= RP:
Gazprom 2
gas harder]Blahblah insert epic intro to post here.
"soooo" the vozhd would say " we have alot of oil In some areas, specifically the new areas we got." "due to global warming, more and more oil has been opened up in Siberia..." "now we can use that oil and make the federation's oil production pail in comparison"
[I]so it was.[/I]
by order of the vozhd, oil rigs were set up across Siberia, urals-volga, northwestern / arctic regions. with us setting up alot of those in alot of locations, oil production would skyrocket, we would continue to build rigs as fast as we can, turning much of west Siberia into an oil farm. we continue building and finding new oil areas.. and soon, the sheer amount of rigs and oil would allow us to become.... the biggest (or one of the biggest) oil and gas producers in the world[/spoiler]
tl;dr when kasase becomes the biggest oil and gas producer:
So Pep, Soviet Federation Of Eurasia
Ima find me some oil in the north as well
So Pep
This is getting interesting *grabs popcorn,
New Pekoland are sending Observers to study the War
Kasase, So Pep
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bro is gas a war now?
im jsut producing some oil mate.
New Pekoland, So Pep
Oh You also have fusion engines we are currently replacing them with anti-matter engine. The Main pride of our tanks is their antimatter warheads which move at Mach 3
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Oh
So Pep
OH BOY FOUND ME SOME OIL IN SIBERIA
Kasase, So Pep
Might as well go into more detail
It uses L-12 Fusion Reactor
X-2 Anti-Matter Warhead
Moves at 10.5 degrees a second
Moves 64 mph
Weighs 120 tons
Gun Caliber of 150
Uses a lightning shield. Any projectiles comming in will be struck with nearly 3 gigawatts of energy and will instantly be destroyed
Has side skirts
Has armored treads
3 Auto-Cannons 1 MG
480 missiles fittied in many missile systems
Equipped with an Autoloader
Has enough excess Nanometal it can repair 50% of itself on the go
Unit Price: 50 million USD
So Pep
Then again these were meant to take out Khanjalis which are beasts
So Pep
I was taking about the New tank So Pep made
So Pep
Yeah I, know, I was just saying it was nice to meet a fellow fusion engine guy
So Pep
Ohhh okay
So Pep
I go sleep now
So Pep, Sarrelandia
We are watching it via by drones, + by having the Neutrality Status you can't shoot those drones as they are also will be reported live in The Imperial News Article
Kasase, So Pep
Whats a fusion engine?
Goodnight
New Pekoland, Adephia
*shoots drones*
New Pekoland, Adephia
*Deflects it* Im still the Strongest Military Pep my shield is already too strong for u to shoot me, #NSStatsgobrrr
So Pep
That sounds like godmodding
Adephia
Tru but by NS Stats looks like im not, so continue with ur war, imma go live to see the Grand Empire's Citizens watch the entire war unfolds
So Pep
NS stats dont say that you can deflect every attack
New Pekoland, Adephia
Because Im not RPing as well u can't attack me, I have the neutrality status
So Pep
they are on my airspace. get out of me airspace.
So Pep
But what if I..do..?
Adephia
Nyo!
Kasase, So Pep
ahem
*shoots down planes with S-400 surface-to-air missiles*
So Pep
If youre over my airspace I have the right to dispatch my fighter jets, theyre very very powerful.
Adephia
Im actually on Kasase's Airspace
Kasase, So Pep
yes. and I shot them down. get rekt and get out of me airspace.
So Pep
My mistake. But I can do it anyways :)))))
New Pekoland, Adephia
*deflects it and shots the Kasaseans Soldiers* welp
Kasase, So Pep
This seems like an unnecessary attack on Kasases soldiers. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Adephia
ahem
alright then
*throws fricken novichok at the planes*
get rekt
New Pekoland, So Pep
Can I buy some oil?
Kasase, So Pep
I have way more oil
So Pep, Selsordia
This is gonna be good for the environment
Kasase, Adephia, Selsordia
the environment? what is zat?
So Pep
lol
So Pep
*inhales*
Its an imaginary thingy
So Pep
*still gets deflect it*
My shield is actually like a mirror, so unless I join the War the Mirror will still be used as a sign of Neutrality
Kasase, So Pep
*nukes mirror*
New Pekoland, Adephia
Remember Mirror Pep
*Nukes gets deflected and bounces to So Pep's Soldiers*
Godmodding is the power of being neutral unless I side with anyone until then I will have the mirror power to deflect any attacks
So Pep
Dude just stop it
New Pekoland, Adephia
When u stop attackin me then I stop godmod :)
So Pep
Godmodding is bad and Im sure nobody will rp with you if you continue.
New Pekoland, Adephia
Tru but that's bcs Im neutral and just observin
And If*
So Pep
Germany is allowed to declare war on Switzerland. Being neutral doesnt decide anything.
New Pekoland, Adephia
:V
So Pep
novichok is a nerve agent. you can't deflect a nerve agent. it's not a bullet.
So Pep
just gonna produce gas masks here. Isnt chemical weapons war crimes?
So Pep
As far as I know, poison isnt a chemical gas
Adephia
Ello
So Pep
Hola
Adephia, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions
Its poison......
New Pekoland, So Pep
Awake, Now Catching Up
Ever since the new Peppian tank was introduced. Rogue River has fallen behind in technology. However, a new act passed by Artyom promises to bring a re-armed and modernized Rogue River back into the international spotlight. The Military New Deal Act promises to develop a new tank, a new arsenal, but most importantly, a new aircraft to dominate the skies.
Riverian made I-14 Florins were very advanced planes, having space capabilities, however it is leagues behind current Riverian advancement. So, a new plane has been in production, a very secretive project called the Strategic Sky project has only just been revealed to the public, it has developed a brand-new plane called the S80 Ox. It is a plane with many features
The plane comes with:
Built in AI
A large range of armament
The most advanced countermeasures ever made
2 large guns located on both sides of the plane
A brand-new helmet designed just for this plane
A jet engine that allows the plane to reach speeds upwards of 2,200 MPH
VTOL
The ability to be launched off a carrier
And finally, an extra seat for 1 pilot.
There are many other features, this does come with an extremely high price tag.
As of now, only 50 of these planes currently exist right now, many more are currently in production.
New Pekoland, So Pep, Council Of Minuscule And Small Regions
Noice
So Pep
Maybe it can be referred to as liquid weapon maybe? Tho Im pretty sure Gas is the one that produce poison or else how does German Soldiers killl many Allied Soldiers during WW1
So Pep
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