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Region: Odrya
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Your not you when your hungry
So Pep, The New Jabanese
im gonna make my own
what did the bee's in germany invade
polen
Ragnox
*eats chips*
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Hmm it appears that Russia has invaded Ukraine
Im off to my bunker
Ragnox, Adephia, The New Jabanese
Wait what
*checks news*
IMA BOOK MY TICKET TO SWITZERLAND
So Pep, The New Jabanese
Welp, C r a p
So Pep, The New Jabanese, Selsordia
hope we survive or that it doesnt turn into ww3
So Pep, Selsordia
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
So Pep, Adephia
Oh Son of a-
Ragnox, So Pep
My timing is impeccable.
So Pep
I find it hilarious that most of us agreed that we didnt need a ton of office positions yet, we have more than ever.
So Pep, Adephia
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find the twos h6uyh76u
So Pep, The New Jabanese
what of mine
So Pep
very noice
So Pep
Me too
So Pep
Hello
Ragnox, So Pep
Finally my political party is official with its own flag and factbook. Huzzah!
So Pep
Hey, I already did that
Ragnox, So Pep
I thought it was a good time.
So Pep
Light travels faster than sound. Turns out that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep
11:59:59 is my favourite time of day - it's second to noon.
So Pep
why are we so ded
The Hazar Amisnery, Adephia
wot
So Pep
wat
Adephia
wot
So Pep
who
Adephia, Sarrelandia
wot
So Pep
why
Kasase, Adephia
the people's republic of china
So Pep
the federation of russia
Kasase, So Pep
*the russian federation
das Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Ragnox, So Pep
Oh well
So Pep
The bulshevek revolution
Kasase, So Pep
In 30 min, You will see Popular Commercial Sarrelandia and its jokes
Ragnox
Why does Willem Dafoe always play villians?
If he played a good guy, he'd be Willem Dafriend.
One evening, Vlad Putin was very upset.... His aid walks up to him - and asks what's wrong ?
Putin : We need to get rid of these time zones..
Aid: Why Sir ? These time zones keep all of us sane..
Putin: No.. get rid of them.. we need one time for all of us..
Aid: Sir, may I ask why ?
Putin: Do you know about the crash, the helicopter that was carrying the Ukraine prime minister ? I called them yesterday at 8PM to share my condolences..
Aid: Hmm..
Putin: Apparently it was not 8PM there yet - and the helicopter had not taken off yet !!!
Thats actually kinda funny
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It's a step by step guide.
Adephia
Putin is going through passport control.
Hes asked:
Final destination?
Kiev
Occupation?
yes
The boss calls in his best worker for a performance evaluation.
Everything goes well but at the end of the meeting, the worker says "I think you should give me a raise. I'll have you know there are three other companies who are after me."
The boss raises his brow and asks, "Who?"
The worker replies, "Electric, Gas, and Phone.."
I heard that the flat earthers are against covid restrictions.
It apparently drives them over the edge
Sarrelandia and its jokes will now shortly resume after these messages
The king of dad jokes
Sarrelandia and its jokes have returned and will be posting the following jokes
A Genie grants a wish.
I met a magical Genie. He gave me one wish. I said, "I wish I could be you.
The Genue saud, "Weurd wush but U wull grant ut."
Why did the Mexican take Valium?
For Hispanic attacks.
When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party
Now Im homeless
Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.
Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.
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So Pep
There is more dad jokes
So Pep
I need a button for my next joke, how u make button on Ns which says click to show
So Pep
I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when its raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I suppose to know when its raining in Sweden?
So Pep
[spoiIer] Example [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Like this?]Example eh[/spoiler]
So Pep
Stop the car then go outside? Why did you ask, Im not in Sweden
So Pep
Ok, I will be selling the greatest joke of all time. 100k(not irl money) its made me laugh and wheeze
So Pep
Any takers
So Pep
Bidding 110k for the joke from my nonexistent bank account
So Pep
I will send it to u, Just dont tell it to anyone else
Alright
Hope u like it
Worth it
That's amogus in cyrillic. Also I'm permanently banned from TikTok because I was "too young" i think. Probably i showed my face
You, will you take the deal
Sure
Thanks for the 100k sending the gram
Wait u took me money?!?!
Yes, Too late, U know the joke
(not actually money)
I will now give my joke for free cause I finally figured out how to make button, u will be recomponsated
[spoiler]youve just been rmb rolled
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you. [/spoiler]
I just sweared at a game
I legit dont swear ever.
Ragnox, So Pep, Adephia, The New Jabanese
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WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Ragnox, Kasase, Adephia
society
im gonna let this slide through
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So Pep, The New Jabanese
k
So Pep, The New Jabanese
its Ragnox, I need to use my main somewhere else for a bit. Gonna keep a puppet here till then.
So Pep
Walmart Ragnox
So Pep, Adephia, Roknok
hallo
*regional embassy check*
*cough* *cough*
So Pep
Okie
So Pep, The New Jabanese
WHY
good
u said the N word XD
So Pep
mayonnaise on an escalator
Its goin by so see ya later
So Pep, The New Jabanese, Roknok
no
Adephia, Roknok
yes
So Pep, Roknok
MAYOONEIZZ ON UX ESKALEITA
ES GOIN UPSTEIRZ SO SEE JA LEITA
BAIE BAIE
So Pep
Yes
So Pep, Adephia
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So Pep
Hello yàll
So Pep
hola
Adephia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1664924
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=182907
Kasase, Adephia
yey i got 90% on my DT test and 100% on my geography
*dance*
Adephia
pls credits me
:(
So Pep, Adephia
N o I C E
I got 100% on my History class
So Pep, Adephia
okie
Adephia
hehehehheha
I have 98% on whole klasd
So Pep, Adephia
IM Back.
So Pep, Adephia
Can we a court session based on the warcrimes in the past war.
So Pep
yes
So Pep
I would've thought you'd use this for regional politics but technically yes
Adephia
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