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The Naval Invasion of Hawaii
An hour after war was declared, Rogue River invaded Hawaii with infantry, with the naval presence in the pacific currently leaning towards Rogue River, taking out the already damaged vessels in Hawaii was somewhat easy, one Riverian cruiser was lost from a determined Peppian destroyer.
The Rogue Army has fortified most of the borders in Canada, and strategic positions near its mainland.
Rogue River currently holds half of the Hawaiian Islands and is currently advancing.
So Pep
omggggg I send more defenses to America to defend from rogue
Kasase, So Pep
Omae wa mu shinderu
nah jk won't launch the full-scale invasion.... y e t
anyways
So Pep
I also send defend and aa to Rome to defend
So Pep
2/3 of the So Peppian Naval Fleet are now sent to Hawaii, 2 million soldiers are to be transported on huge transport ships, holding 500,000 each. The fleet and troops will arrive in 4 days, but it is enough time for the Riverians to take Hawaii.
Harrowing distress message from Hawaii recieved.
A mother and two young children phoned local authorities at 1:22 local time this morning, the woman never ended up speaking to responders, all that could be heard were screams, artillery shells, and gunshots. Within 6 minutes, the screams and terrified voices faded, until only explosions could be heard.
An obligation to fulfill...
Having joined the DCE recently, Ovihitza keeps up its promise to join So Pep in its war. Defenses have already been created all along our borders and cities have been garrisoned. Crucial trade ports are protected by 24/7 naval patrols with soldiers stationed close by. While not at all an impenetrable defense, the Ovihitzans have dug in and are prepared for attacks. Any battle will be costly for the enemy.
"We shall defend the people, and our lands will not be violated by the enemy!" can be heard from all soldiers in the army...
Kasase, So Pep
you wonÂ’t take Istanbul
it is ours you russkan scum
Kasase, So Pep
Hello Sartell
So Pep
Rogue River declares that it will not be aggressive towards other nations, it only will focus on Hawaii. It will retaliate against any aggression in other places however if needed.
So Pep
hmmmmmmmm
are you gonna like actually attack me or something or fight meh?
So Pep
A Stressed Nation
Due to recent news, Vice President Kane Alverd releases a press statement:”Hello everyone, I’m sure you all have heard of the recent invasion of Hawaii, and I’m here to let you all know we will be helping our ally So Pep. We will be sending 6 million troops with armored support. Bombers will be sent along with many naval ships. That is all I can say about our efforts for now.”
So Pep
Idk what to put here bruh
[spoiler=Bruh bruh bruh]
“So a war has broken out?”
“Yes prime minister, there has”
“…”
“Sir?”
“Just a years of being prime minister
and this happened?”
“Indeed sir, is there anything wrong though?”
“Nothing, Just give So Pep and their men
some supplie and some weapons to
show our support for them”
“Will do Sir Thomas”
“Good, and also if any voluntary soldiers
sign up you might as well give them extra men
and prepare for war just in case it goes downhill…”
“Alright then sir.”
[/spoiler]
So Pep
An old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughterÂ
That if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be
So Pep
A side to pick
Vlad (The leader of AmeraAfro) sits in a bunker, although an entire region away, Sarrelandia is an important asset. The Indian Mines give AmeraAfro lots of resources to wage war against Alwindia. He has a choice, side with an ally, or Backstab them for power and glory. He decides his choice and walks out of the room. In the Center of Iacon, the grand city of the TWC, over 1,000,000 stand to hear his news. "My fellow citizens" he says
It is in our nations best intrest to ally with our long standing ally So Pep. AmeraAfro has its dues to pay and it shall. As of today we are officialy at War with Rogue River, We will wage War in the Land, Air and Sea . *Cheering Ensues as the 2 New Omsk Class Space Cruisers Launch. *Vlad walks back in, unsure if he made the right choice
So Pep
Sooo. How do you guys do war, for us its just me and Alwindia yelling about our victories
So Pep
The entire DCE and itÂ’s Allies appreciate your support. Godspeed brother.
So Pep
Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.
Girlfriend: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day
Me: Well next time take the car instead!
So Pep
The Pope and Putin are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans over to Putin and says, “Do you know, that with one wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts for the rest of their lives, and whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Putin replies, “I do not believe. With one wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Ragnox, So Pep
I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
[spoiler=eh]
“Sir, Sarrelandia has sided with So Pep”
“Alright, Give them supplies as well”
“Alright sir”[/spoiler]
So Pep
An old married couple is on vacation to Israel.While there the wife has a heart attack and dies.The husband contacts a funeral home.The undertaker explains that it will cost $100 to bury her in Israel, or they could ship her home and bury her there for $10000.
The husband thinks for a short while and says: ‟I will pay the $10000 to take her home”.‟But why?” the undertaker asks incredously.‟This is the holy land”.
The husband replies: ‟I heard a man was buried here a couple thousand years ago and he came back to life after three days.I am sorry, but I just can not risk it”.
Ragnox, So Pep
*Money Money starts playing
So Pep
The 1st day at school: the new student named Jose Armando, the son of a famous Mexican restaurateur, entered the 6th grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'
Long
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Jose, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Jose :"Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Jose, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw him!" "Who said that? " she demanded. Jose put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, at the Alamo 1836. At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Jose answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Jose jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shoot, we're in BIG trouble now!" Jose whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." Finally someone throws an eraser at Jose, someone shouted "Duck"! Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that? Jose: "Dick Cheney, while hunting 2006 "
So Pep
Revalations
Ragnox bombers lighten the defenses on the coast of Hawaii, leading to a small gap being made in Rogue's battalions. Ragnox takes the chance to make some gains and takes a few beachheads. Rogue forces are steady in their defense, but their naval units are in a fierce battle with Ragnox's 47th Naval Fleet. The tide of the war is shifting to a nice balance.
So Pep
*It was at this moment the Orbital Bombartment Cannons warmed up
Expolsions rocked the Island as the military equipment there was wipe out, then the dive bombers came in, using optics they dropped thousands of bombson the island as the 1hr ended, the entire rogue battalion there was wiped, and their heavy equipment down
Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.
We have a port in Manila that you can use
So Pep
Sort of god-modding, but I won't say anything until Pep or Rogue does lol.
So Pep
That could be useful.
So Pep
Oh ok
Ragnox, So Pep
my mother told me there are girls for me in every corner of the earth
unfortunately the earth is round
So Pep, Ovihitza, Figglitzebre
lol I feel that one a little.
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Virgin 4ever
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Sadly I have to agree
So Pep, Figglitzebre
Manila? I am living in Philippines and Manila is the capital
So Pep
heheheheh god modding, he has experience of that in twc
So Pep, Ovihitza, Figglitzebre
Huh, me too
So Pep, Wallacia Ki
Lol
So Pep, Wallacia Ki
use godmodding and make earth square
just kidding
So Pep
*Casually bends reality
So Pep
if you on “nationstates” sadly you are this.
So Pep
Im gonna call bs on that, Ragnox's is fine.
So Pep
I am about the same age of you (14?)
How is the war for you bud?
(Also since you are taking Hawaii I am now concerned that you will take over the Philippines)
So Pep
Becoming a republic
I am a republic because of democracy
(This is temporary)
So Pep
No i am not
So Pep
Absolutely the hell not, I'm not suicidal. What can I even do against you with only half a million on the field? I'll only start offensive movements if other my European allies do.
So Pep
That's... a relief...?
So Pep
Still within what i expected, and no, I am not interested in the Philippines.
So Pep
Bro, today i walked into human Resources department and asked for a kidney. They did not give me one.....
So Pep, Wallacia Ki
Hypocrites.
So Pep
No space orbital mega destroying cannons please
Ragnox, Ovihitza
Also Arkilandic you have an obligation to join my side ejebejdbdjdb
DCE members! This is a collective defence alliance! It means if one is attacked, you all must come to that nationÂ’s side!
Hehe war is going on
Ragnox, So Pep, Figglitzebre
what side you on?
So Pep, Selsordia
Im not in the war, but i support Rogue River
Rogue River
Who we joining
So Pep
I have Taiwan claim, but we would be surrounded by pep
So Pep
Why are you claiming my territory?
Selsordia
Plan B Marxiaville, claim Hainan Island
WhatÂ’s happening?
Idk
After the last war, you said if I didn't attack you, I could have Taiwan
what..?
I said if you helped me
You never helped me
Oh. Sorry
So Pep
Guess I need another claim to enter war
So Pep
that's a joke ameraafro
So Pep
We are preparing for war
Good!
So Pep
So Selsordia and marx, are you officially on Rogues side? Would like to know for number purposes
So Pep, Selsordia
Yes, but just as a supporter
So Pep
Ok
So Pep
f you really think about it, everyone here has kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach
Ragnox, So Pep
srry
So Pep
Jesus, not here too...
So Pep
This person has and won't stop making jokes, they are probably the only thing keeping the RMB alive on the daily.
So Pep, Ovihitza
I needed a bigger audience
So Pep
Done. I posted this quote on Instagram
Ragnox, So Pep
Oh wow
So Pep, Selsordia
Its funny how I open the poll to everyone and we get record poll numbers. Interesting....
So Pep, Ovihitza
Look at your name for a sec, you will Understand...
So Pep
What?
So Pep, Selsordia
Stew- Peed
So Pep
Am I dumb or somethin?
So Pep
haha new wa resolution funni
So Pep, Selsordia
Yes.
Ragnox, So Pep
F U N N I
So Pep
haha
So Pep
haha
Sartell Koltis
haha
Sartell Koltis
Uh
Sartell Koltis
hmmm
should I reform my army first or go in a for a victory first?
im gonna do some bombing while I mobilize for the sacred war of slavic liberation
just
no
Kasase
that is not a answer, now prepared for the colosseum to be bombed
Sartell Koltis
haha I have kool aa guns that shoot down planes and Missiles
Kasase
you never said you had them in Paris :)
I donÂ’t really want to fight you so
pep I relinquish all land ownership in the balkans
and for that I get rest of italy
Kasase
i donÂ’t own paris
I do have then in madrid and other big cities
Kasase
k then I won't hurt you
have a nice day
you too
[spoiler=the bombing of ovhitza]
[pre] 8:00 December 21st, 2114, Russian Imperial Airforce Bomber Squadron #84, Yevpatoriya Military Airbase[/pre]
"this is squad command Konstantin to airbase control , RIAF Bomber squadron #84 ready for bombing run." He would say via radio to control
"good, now go get 'em, your targets are any military facilities you find", control would reply.
as such, the squadron, like many others would take off and fly towards ovitzha and whatever military targets they find, the planes were also modified to have a permanent visual feed in order to find targets.
any facilities found would be added to the list of target. rotating air squadrons would fly in different areas at different times (ie squadron comes back at 1:00 and squadron 2 starts it's run at 1:05 roughly), allowing for constant bombardment.
the civilians would also take loss though, as collateral damage and mistakes would kill some civilians.
the campaign's objective: devestate enemy military infastrutcture and bases.[/spoiler]
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Written by Refuge Isle.