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Selsordia wrote:KOP South America will be finally mine!

I want to make it clear that KOP will not be partitioned.

Also I’m back, not fully yet tho, ragnox is still in charge until tomorrow

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:I want to make it clear that KOP will not be partitioned.

Also I’m back, not fully yet tho, ragnox is still in charge until tomorrow

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So Pep

So Pep wrote:I want to make it clear that KOP will not be partitioned.

Also I’m back, not fully yet tho, ragnox is still in charge until tomorrow

Is KOP quitting nationstates

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Rogue River Passes The Pacific Control Act

This act essentially causes the construction of naval bases of Riverian owned islands in the pacific. It also finances the construction of 20 new ships. 10 cruisers, 9 destroyers, and 1 new aircraft carrier. It also promises to refit outdated ships.

You’ve got my support mate.

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I want to make it clear that KOP will not be partitioned.

Also I’m back, not fully yet tho, ragnox is still in charge until tomorrow

Yay

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Is KOP quitting nationstates

Idk

The Grand Empire Signed the CFN Intervention Policy

As the world had entered to the Big 4 Order (So Pep, Loush Land, Me, and Phaialee) the Imperial Government has decided to sign a petition of Intervening in every CFN Nation doings, if they're a Defender Nation then the Big Four will support it fully, if the CFN Nation attack another CFN Nation they're to be resolved peacefully or else the CFN will intervene in the side of the Defenders, CFN is no longer an Organization to be mess with, from now on the World shall henceforth known of CFN's Existence as the Major Confederation.

Ragnox, Kasase, So Pep, Selsordia

New Pekoland wrote:The Grand Empire Signed the CFN Intervention Policy

As the world had entered to the Big 4 Order (So Pep, Loush Land, Me, and Phaialee) the Imperial Government has decided to sign a petition of Intervening in every CFN Nation doings, if they're a Defender Nation then the Big Four will support it fully, if the CFN Nation attack another CFN Nation they're to be resolved peacefully or else the CFN will intervene in the side of the Defenders, CFN is no longer an Organization to be mess with, from now on the World shall henceforth known of CFN's Existence as the Major Confederation.

I have decided to rate my neutrality 11/10

So Pep

anyways new flag

[spoiler]Bozhe, Tsarya khrani!

Sillnyy, derzhavnyy,

Tsarstvuy na slavu, na slavu nam!

Tsarstvuy na strakh vragam,

Tsar pravoslavnyy!

Bozhe, Tsarya khrani![/spoiler]

So Pep, Kingdom Of The Indus, Selsordia

also offical instrumental version of my anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHVHl0LwpLw

So Pep, Kingdom Of The Indus

sorry for another post but im debating between keeping tsarist slav'sya as my anthem or going to god save the tsar.

So Pep

Kasase wrote:sorry for another post but im debating between keeping tsarist slav'sya as my anthem or going to god save the tsar.

nice

Ragnox, So Pep

[spoiler] WHAT

The Democratic Republic of

Presleyy

1 minute ago

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The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:[spoiler] WHAT

The Democratic Republic of

Presleyy

1 minute ago

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So Pep wrote:???????????????

Hence why I have a small disliking for Koltis

The Hazar Amisnery

Sartell Koltis wrote:[spoiler] WHAT

The Democratic Republic of

Presleyy

1 minute ago

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Interesting

also, this region isnt a micronation cause it doesn't have any physical land

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Rogue River Passes The Pacific Control Act

This act essentially causes the construction of naval bases of Riverian owned islands in the pacific. It also finances the construction of 20 new ships. 10 cruisers, 9 destroyers, and 1 new aircraft carrier. It also promises to refit outdated ships.

We build naval bases in the Philippine islands just in case your bases will fall into the wrong hands

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Hence why I have a small disliking for Koltis

hey

I’m just a bit random

I’m also 14

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:hey

I’m just a bit random

I’m also 14

Yeah

So Pep

A man in Russia is asked by his wife to go get some sugar.

So he goes and he waits all day in a line. When he finally gets to the front of it, they tell him they're out. And he starts yelling. "This war is stupid! This is like being back in the bad old days, living under communism again!"

At once a policeman approaches him and says "Friend, be silent. You know, back in the bad old days, if you said such a thing aloud, well... you would have been shot. Just be glad things are different now."

So the man went home and his wife said "Were they out of sugar?"

And he said, "Yes! And also bullets!"

So Pep, Selsordia, Figglitzebre

In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator"

I guess we're just raised differently

So Pep, Selsordia

An Irishman is walking home in Belfast, after a long day of alcohol filled festivities

His walk proves to be longer than he anticipated and nature starts calling. He keeps walking, hoping he'll make it home but he can't hold it in anymore. He looks around but can't see a place to conceal his inevitable colon loaf. He stops in the middle of the footpath, lowers his trousers, squats down and drops the most relieving of number 2's he's ever dropped. Standing back up and realising the sheer volume of his delivery that is now in the middle of the footpath, he takes off his top hat and places it over the top of his steaming shame. He briskly continues walking home.

Shortly after, Paddy and Murphy are walking along the footpath, full of whiskey and cheer. Paddy stops when he sees the top hat. "Murph, do ya see tha?" "Aye," says Murphy. Wide-eyed and wonderstruck Paddy continues "It's a Leprechaun's hat. Ma told me, if you find one, they'll be a Leprechaun hiding under it. If you're quick enough, you can catch him and he has to grant ya wishes" Murphy is intrigued. Paddy continues "You lift up the hat and I'll grab him!" Murphy and Paddy stumble over to the hat and execute the plan; Murphy lifts up the hat and stumbles backwards falling over and Paddy immediately reaches over to grab it.

"Did ya get it, Paddy? Did ya get the Leprechaun?" Murphy slurs

Paddy replies "Nah, but i scared the s*** out of him

So Pep

Person 1: I have just bought three goldfish.

Person 2: Have you got names for them.?

Person 1: Yes, I have called this one. One, This one Two and this one Three.

Person 2: Why have you called them that?

Person 1: Well if one and two dies, I will still have three.

So Pep

Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?

It was posted about a weak back.

So Pep

While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

So Pep

Today I donated my watch, phone and 90 bucks to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt ....

... as I saw him put his knife back in pocket.

So Pep

I want to name my kid History

Then I will teach them to say every sentence twice. When other people get confused, they will come and ask me why my child is saying everything twice. I'll answer, "You know, because History always repeats itself."

So Pep

You wanna know why modern art sucks, its because after 1945 they made sure that no one would ever fail art school ever again

So Pep, Selsordia

I found a joke which just says how the Catholics and Protestents hated each other in the 1800s and 1700s

Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t bee‌‌n hom‌‌e fo‌‌r ove‌‌r ‌‌5 years‌‌. Upo‌‌n he‌‌r retur‌‌n he‌‌r Fathe‌‌r curse‌‌d he‌‌r heavily‌‌.

"Wher‌‌e hav‌‌e y‌‌e bee‌‌n al‌‌l thi‌‌s time‌‌, child‌‌? Wh‌‌y di‌‌d y‌‌e no‌‌t writ‌‌e t‌‌o us‌‌, no‌‌t eve‌‌n ‌‌a line‌‌? Wh‌‌y didn'‌‌t y‌‌e call‌‌? Ca‌‌n y‌‌e no‌‌t understan‌‌d wha‌‌t y‌‌e pu‌‌t ye‌‌r ol‌‌d Mothe‌‌r through?‌‌"

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Th‌‌e girl‌‌, crying‌‌, replied‌‌, "Dad..‌‌. ‌‌I becam‌‌e ‌‌a prostitute.‌‌"

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"Y‌‌e what!‌‌? Ge‌‌t ou‌‌t ‌‌a here‌‌, y‌‌e shameles‌‌s harlot‌‌! Sinner‌‌! You'r‌‌e ‌‌a disgrac‌‌e t‌‌o thi‌‌s Catholi‌‌c family.‌‌"

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"OK‌‌, Dad..‌‌. a‌‌s y‌‌e wish‌‌. ‌‌I onl‌‌y cam‌‌e bac‌‌k t‌‌o giv‌‌e mu‌‌m thi‌‌s luxuriou‌‌s fu‌‌r coat‌‌, titl‌‌e dee‌‌d t‌‌o ‌‌a te‌‌n bedroo‌‌m mansion‌‌, plu‌‌s ‌‌a ‌‌5 millio‌‌n saving‌‌s certificate‌‌. Fo‌‌r m‌‌e littl‌‌e brother‌‌, thi‌‌s gol‌‌d Rolex‌‌. An‌‌d fo‌‌r y‌‌e Daddy‌‌, th‌‌e sparklin‌‌g ne‌‌w Mercede‌‌s limite‌‌d editio‌‌n convertibl‌‌e that'‌‌s parke‌‌d outsid‌‌e plu‌‌s ‌‌a membershi‌‌p t‌‌o th‌‌e countr‌‌y clu‌‌b ..‌‌. (take‌‌s ‌‌a breath‌‌) ..‌‌. an‌‌d a‌‌n invitatio‌‌n fo‌‌r y‌‌e al‌‌l t‌‌o spen‌‌d Ne‌‌w Year'‌‌s Ev‌‌e o‌‌n boar‌‌d m‌‌y ne‌‌w yach‌‌t i‌‌n th‌‌e Riviera.‌‌"

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"Wha‌‌t wa‌‌s i‌‌t y‌‌e sai‌‌d y‌‌e ha‌‌d become?"‌‌, say‌‌s Dad‌‌.

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Girl‌‌, cryin‌‌g again‌‌, "‌‌A prostitute‌‌, Daddy!‌‌"

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"Oh‌‌! M‌‌y Goodness‌‌! Y‌‌e scare‌‌d m‌‌e hal‌‌f t‌‌o death‌‌, girl‌‌! ‌‌I though‌‌t y‌‌e sai‌‌d ‌‌a Protestant‌‌! Com‌‌e her‌‌e an‌‌d giv‌‌e ye‌‌r ol‌‌d Da‌‌d ‌‌a hug!‌‌"

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep, Figglitzebre

Sarrelandia wrote:[spoiler]I found a joke which just says how the Catholics and Protestents hated each other in the 1800s and 1700s

Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t bee‌‌n hom‌‌e fo‌‌r ove‌‌r ‌‌5 years‌‌. Upo‌‌n he‌‌r retur‌‌n he‌‌r Fathe‌‌r curse‌‌d he‌‌r heavily‌‌.

"Wher‌‌e hav‌‌e y‌‌e bee‌‌n al‌‌l thi‌‌s time‌‌, child‌‌? Wh‌‌y di‌‌d y‌‌e no‌‌t writ‌‌e t‌‌o us‌‌, no‌‌t eve‌‌n ‌‌a line‌‌? Wh‌‌y didn'‌‌t y‌‌e call‌‌? Ca‌‌n y‌‌e no‌‌t understan‌‌d wha‌‌t y‌‌e pu‌‌t ye‌‌r ol‌‌d Mothe‌‌r through?‌‌"

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Th‌‌e girl‌‌, crying‌‌, replied‌‌, "Dad..‌‌. ‌‌I becam‌‌e ‌‌a prostitute.‌‌"

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"Y‌‌e what!‌‌? Ge‌‌t ou‌‌t ‌‌a here‌‌, y‌‌e shameles‌‌s harlot‌‌! Sinner‌‌! You'r‌‌e ‌‌a disgrac‌‌e t‌‌o thi‌‌s Catholi‌‌c family.‌‌"

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"OK‌‌, Dad..‌‌. a‌‌s y‌‌e wish‌‌. ‌‌I onl‌‌y cam‌‌e bac‌‌k t‌‌o giv‌‌e mu‌‌m thi‌‌s luxuriou‌‌s fu‌‌r coat‌‌, titl‌‌e dee‌‌d t‌‌o ‌‌a te‌‌n bedroo‌‌m mansion‌‌, plu‌‌s ‌‌a ‌‌5 millio‌‌n saving‌‌s certificate‌‌. Fo‌‌r m‌‌e littl‌‌e brother‌‌, thi‌‌s gol‌‌d Rolex‌‌. An‌‌d fo‌‌r y‌‌e Daddy‌‌, th‌‌e sparklin‌‌g ne‌‌w Mercede‌‌s limite‌‌d editio‌‌n convertibl‌‌e that'‌‌s parke‌‌d outsid‌‌e plu‌‌s ‌‌a membershi‌‌p t‌‌o th‌‌e countr‌‌y clu‌‌b ..‌‌. (take‌‌s ‌‌a breath‌‌) ..‌‌. an‌‌d a‌‌n invitatio‌‌n fo‌‌r y‌‌e al‌‌l t‌‌o spen‌‌d Ne‌‌w Year'‌‌s Ev‌‌e o‌‌n boar‌‌d m‌‌y ne‌‌w yach‌‌t i‌‌n th‌‌e Riviera.‌‌"

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"Wha‌‌t wa‌‌s i‌‌t y‌‌e sai‌‌d y‌‌e ha‌‌d become?"‌‌, say‌‌s Dad‌‌.

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Girl‌‌, cryin‌‌g again‌‌, "‌‌A prostitute‌‌, Daddy!‌‌"

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"Oh‌‌! M‌‌y Goodness‌‌! Y‌‌e scare‌‌d m‌‌e hal‌‌f t‌‌o death‌‌, girl‌‌! ‌‌I though‌‌t y‌‌e sai‌‌d ‌‌a Protestant‌‌! Com‌‌e her‌‌e an‌‌d giv‌‌e ye‌‌r ol‌‌d Da‌‌d ‌‌a hug!‌‌[/spoiler]

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So Pep

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:💀

you farded 💀

So Pep

Question

Would Lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep, The New Jabanese

Sarrelandia wrote:Question

Would Lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance

Life insurance since he doesn’t own a car and he is alive

So Pep, Figglitzebre

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:Life insurance since he doesn’t own a car and he is alive

but he is a car

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:but he is a car

He doesn’t own one though so he doesn’t need car insurance. Also car insurance wouldn’t cover any biological things that happen to him so he wouldn’t get it anyway.

So Pep, Figglitzebre

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:He doesn’t own one though so he doesn’t need car insurance. Also car insurance wouldn’t cover any biological things that happen to him so he wouldn’t get it anyway.

where does he have biological parts he needs litteraly what cars need(PS:i might be wrong since its been a while since i've seen a cars movie)

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:where does he have biological parts he needs litteraly what cars need(PS:i might be wrong since its been a while since i've seen a cars movie)

Does car insurance cover accidental blindness or brain damage?

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Sarrelandia wrote:Question

Would Lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance

Both

So Pep

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:Does car insurance cover accidental blindness or brain damage?

he's a car so he would have engines

but car insurance doesnt do what you asked

The Hazar Amisnery, So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:he's a car so he would have engines

but car insurance doesnt do what you asked

But he is technically alive therefore he needs life insurance

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Hello

So Pep, Selsordia

Arkilandic wrote:Hello

Heyho

So Pep

anyone know how to make that tag thing that autofinds whoever it gets sent too? like the @nation thing?

So Pep

I made a welcome telegram lads. Its not the best, but it will work for now.

So Pep

Wow I started an argument over a car

So Pep, Selsordia

Sarrelandia wrote:Wow I started an argument over a car

yep

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:yep

Wanna see me do it again?

Ragnox, So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Wanna see me do it again?

ok

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Wanna see me do it again?

do it again bomber dad joke man sarrelandia!

Ragnox, So Pep, The New Jabanese

Figglitzebre wrote:do it again bomber dad joke man sarrelandia!

ye

So Pep

Figglitzebre wrote:do it again bomber dad joke man sarrelandia!

It wont create an argument, saving taht for tom

but Lightning MCQueen hates cancer patients. He says he does not like cars with rust, but rust is like car cancer so McQueen Hates cancer patients

Ragnox, So Pep, Figglitzebre

Sarrelandia wrote:It wont create an argument, saving taht for tom

but Lightning MCQueen hates cancer patients. He says he does not like cars with rust, but rust is like car cancer so McQueen Hates cancer patients

It’s the dad joke guy yeeeeeeeeeey

So Pep, Sarrelandia

So now what?

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:So now what?

Good question

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:It’s the dad joke guy yeeeeeeeeeey

Do dooo do do dododo doo doo dodododo

So Pep

im blue da do bi ba de daj da de di de bo daj da be di bo daj

So Pep

i wanna do stuff with the region but i have no motivation to do it

I still dunno why you re-elected me

Ragnox, Kasase

So Pep wrote:i wanna do stuff with the region but i have no motivation to do it

I still dunno why you re-elected me

because you remade the entire region practically in ye first term?

So Pep

Kasase wrote:because you remade the entire region practically in ye first term?

I have done badly this time, I did one law

idk what else to do though

Kasase

So Pep wrote:I have done badly this time, I did one law

idk what else to do though

idk maybe something in RP?

improved RP timekeeping and some other rules?

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I have done badly this time, I did one law

idk what else to do though

Hey. You still did good throughout everything..with all the bad things, you kinda got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Kasase, So Pep

Kasase wrote:idk maybe something in RP?

improved RP timekeeping and some other rules?

interesting

Kasase

So Pep wrote:interesting

I was thinking of a RP law but my brain cannot think of ideas for it or word it right

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Hey. You still did good throughout everything..with all the bad things, you kinda got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

wrong place?

sorry pressed a wrong button there

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I have done badly this time, I did one law

idk what else to do though

its just that I need time, but I only have 2 weeks left, then I'll be a normal citizen

more importantly I need ideas

Ayo..everyone who has written legislation here, every dispatch you have with legislation to me because I got idea!

Kasase, So Pep

ah I love not being responsible for anything

not really

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Ayo..everyone who has written legislation here, every dispatch you have with legislation to me because I got idea!

[spoiler]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1659260

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1672114

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1649177

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1660615[/spoiler]

Sartell Koltis wrote:ah I love not being responsible for anything

not really

campaign harder next time

So Pep wrote:campaign harder next time

I tried but ragnoxes 3 rmb posts where hard to compete with

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:I tried but ragnoxes 3 rmb posts where hard to compete with

so maybe you have to prove yourself? no offence but you didn't do anything during your time as home secretary

Sartell Koltis wrote:I tried but ragnoxes 3 rmb posts where hard to compete with

I think after the Soviet Repub incident...things haven't been the same for you.

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:I think after the Soviet Repub incident...things haven't been the same for you.

one of our darkest days

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:so maybe you have to prove yourself? no offence but you didn't do anything during your time as home secretary

no offense but it’s not like repub did anything either

and there wasn’t that much arguing or debate during my office

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:I think after the Soviet Repub incident...things haven't been the same for you.

nobody likes the right at all here

not even its benefits it’s all just left

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:no offense but it’s not like repub did anything either

and there wasn’t that much arguing or debate during my office

at least during me second term

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:no offense but it’s not like repub did anything either

and there wasn’t that much arguing or debate during my office

1) that's why you all elected me, to fix the stagnation

2) *cough cough*

Sartell Koltis wrote:nobody likes the right at all here

not even its benefits it’s all just left

well we're open to everyone apart from fascists, rightists can come here if they want, and they'd be treated well, like everyone else

Kasase

Rogue River wrote:Ayo..everyone who has written legislation here, every dispatch you have with legislation to me because I got idea!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1652443

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1663453

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1677689

So Pep, Rogue River

Sartell Koltis wrote:nobody likes the right at all here

not even its benefits it’s all just left

because privatization of services is stupid

why give corporations who's main interest is money control over healthcare, a thing which people need to live.

So Pep

So Pep wrote:well we're open to everyone apart from fascists, rightists can come here if they want, and they'd be treated well, like everyone else

Indeed, but it’s not like they receive any success here

Ragnox, So Pep

Kasase wrote:because privatization of services is stupid

why give corporations who's main interest is money control over healthcare, a thing which people need to live.

yeah healthcare is dumb

but there is so much more benefits to privatizing other services than just allowing tho government to choose the prices

Kasase, So Pep

So Pep wrote:1) that's why you all elected me, to fix the stagnation

2) *cough cough*

not that there’s been much change

Sartell Koltis wrote:yeah healthcare is dumb

but there is so much more benefits to privatizing other services than just allowing tho government to choose the prices

such as transport, where corporations can raise prices of people's DAILY commute to work and back or worsen it.

So Pep

Did we skip OVC 3?

Kasase, So Pep

Kasase wrote:such as transport, where corporations can raise prices of people's DAILY commute to work and back or worsen it.

or energy, where corporations can handpick who they want to get energy and when, as such encouraging loyalty and ruining competitiveness

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Did we skip OVC 3?

I believe it was deleted

Sartell Koltis wrote:not that there’s been much change

Are you’re saying that I haven’t changed much in my term? I feel I misunderstood

Sartell Koltis wrote:nobody likes the right at all here

not even its benefits it’s all just left

Bruv, did you even look at the political parties. Also Koltis, you probably didn’t win vice because you didn’t have a real campaign speech, I offered personal help, I also offered to work with pep as much as possible, you offered to help plant trees. Did I miss anything lads?

So Pep

Also I’m not fully rightist, I just take some rightist policies while mixing it with leftist policies, hence making a nice middle ground for people that don’t want to join a fully leftist group. It is funny how I am the only party that is classified as right in any way.

So Pep

So Pep wrote:I believe it was deletedAre you’re saying that I haven’t changed much in my term? I feel I misunderstood

oop I meant in activity during this term

So Pep

Kasase wrote:such as transport, where corporations can raise prices of people's DAILY commute to work and back or worsen it.

Do you think the government would do much better when they have complete control over the market? no

That’s the prob with communism the government has full control over the market leaving 0 opportunity for competition which makes prices what they are.

Prices come from the simple supply and demand and when the government has all the supply they choose the price. If there is no other company or organization that sells the supply, if the government runs out of it the market runs out of it and there is a shortage. This causes what little supply that exists if there is any at all to go up in price to go up. I know that there isn’t a sense to make a profit with government organizations but usually if the price stays the same people buy it up and now there is zero supply and the people are starving. In capitalism, multiple companies own a share in the supply and there is competition in the market keeping prices down. Even when only a couple companies or just one have a share in the supply that’s when prices go up.

Ragnox, Kasase, So Pep

oops I meant transport

Ragnox, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:oops I meant transport

TRANSPORT BASICALLY MEANS SUPPLY

AND STARVING IS BASICALLY NO BUS OR CAR

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:Do you think the government would do much better when they have complete control over the market? no

That’s the prob with communism the government has full control over the market leaving 0 opportunity for competition which makes prices what they are.

Prices come from the simple supply and demand and when the government has all the supply they choose the price. If there is no other company or organization that sells the supply, if the government runs out of it the market runs out of it and there is a shortage. This causes what little supply that exists if there is any at all to go up in price to go up. I know that there isn’t a sense to make a profit with government organizations but usually if the price stays the same people buy it up and now there is zero supply and the people are starving. In capitalism, multiple companies own a share in the supply and there is competition in the market keeping prices down. Even when only a couple companies or just one have a share in the supply that’s when prices go up.

im not saying that we should completly privatize every service

also im gonna disprove your argument

goverment has more money

more money means lower prices (as they dont have to make more money)

more money means more investment in it

also you dont sell transport, you dont run out of buses (like 99 percent of the time), the goverment has more reason to improve it and increase it (to gain popularity among the people), also in terms of starving there is a thing called personal cars and using more stuff

for corporations:

they usually have less money then the central goverment, as such making new lines less viable due to the prices involved

a corporation's main goal is again MONEY, so providing good / alot for the people that will make things higher to maintain, although it must get new customers it will simply not be enough to fund a series of upgrades, making conditions worse, and making the starving problem worse.

So Pep

Kasase wrote:im not saying that we should completly privatize every service

also im gonna disprove your argument

goverment has more money

more money means lower prices (as they dont have to make more money)

more money means more investment in it

also you dont sell transport, you dont run out of buses (like 99 percent of the time), the goverment has more reason to improve it and increase it (to gain popularity among the people), also in terms of starving there is a thing called personal cars and using more stuff

for corporations:

they usually have less money then the central goverment, as such making new lines less viable due to the prices involved

a corporation's main goal is again MONEY, so providing good / alot for the people that will make things higher to maintain, although it must get new customers it will simply not be enough to fund a series of upgrades, making conditions worse, and making the starving problem worse.

but government doesn’t have infinite money

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:but government doesn’t have infinite money

This leads to inflation or worthless currency

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:This leads to inflation or worthless currency

indeed

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:but government doesn’t have infinite money

it has more money then random transport corporation #200

So Pep

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