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The Naval Invasion of Hawaii

An hour after war was declared, Rogue River invaded Hawaii with infantry, with the naval presence in the pacific currently leaning towards Rogue River, taking out the already damaged vessels in Hawaii was somewhat easy, one Riverian cruiser was lost from a determined Peppian destroyer.

The Rogue Army has fortified most of the borders in Canada, and strategic positions near its mainland.

Rogue River currently holds half of the Hawaiian Islands and is currently advancing.

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Attendant calls other DCE members to join the war on So Peppian side

He says that it is a legal obligation as they have signed the agreement to enter the alliance.

omggggg I send more defenses to America to defend from rogue

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:omggggg I send more defenses to America to defend from rogue

Omae wa mu shinderu

nah jk won't launch the full-scale invasion.... y e t

anyways

So Pep

Kasase wrote:Omae wa mu shinderu

nah jk won't launch the full-scale invasion.... y e t

anyways

I also send defend and aa to Rome to defend

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:The Naval Invasion of Hawaii

An hour after war was declared, Rogue River invaded Hawaii with infantry, with the naval presence in the pacific currently leaning towards Rogue River, taking out the already damaged vessels in Hawaii was somewhat easy, one Riverian cruiser was lost from a determined Peppian destroyer.

The Rogue Army has fortified most of the borders in Canada, and strategic positions near its mainland.

Rogue River currently holds half of the Hawaiian Islands and is currently advancing.

2/3 of the So Peppian Naval Fleet are now sent to Hawaii, 2 million soldiers are to be transported on huge transport ships, holding 500,000 each. The fleet and troops will arrive in 4 days, but it is enough time for the Riverians to take Hawaii.

Harrowing distress message from Hawaii recieved.

A mother and two young children phoned local authorities at 1:22 local time this morning, the woman never ended up speaking to responders, all that could be heard were screams, artillery shells, and gunshots. Within 6 minutes, the screams and terrified voices faded, until only explosions could be heard.

So Pep wrote:Attendant calls other DCE members to join the war on So Peppian side

He says that it is a legal obligation as they have signed the agreement to enter the alliance.

An obligation to fulfill...

Having joined the DCE recently, Ovihitza keeps up its promise to join So Pep in its war. Defenses have already been created all along our borders and cities have been garrisoned. Crucial trade ports are protected by 24/7 naval patrols with soldiers stationed close by. While not at all an impenetrable defense, the Ovihitzans have dug in and are prepared for attacks. Any battle will be costly for the enemy.

"We shall defend the people, and our lands will not be violated by the enemy!" can be heard from all soldiers in the army...

Kasase, So Pep

Kasase wrote:anyways if I can't Frick Europe then my eyes will be set to the south

to constantinople

to the holy city

to the dream of all russian empires

you wonÂ’t take Istanbul

it is ours you russkan scum

Kasase, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:mmm welcomeee back otto

Hello Sartell

So Pep

Ovihitza wrote:An obligation to fulfill...

Having joined the DCE recently, Ovihitza keeps up its promise to join So Pep in its war. Defenses have already been created all along our borders and cities have been garrisoned. Crucial trade ports are protected by 24/7 naval patrols with soldiers stationed close by. While not at all an impenetrable defense, the Ovihitzans have dug in and are prepared for attacks. Any battle will be costly for the enemy.

"We shall defend the people, and our lands will not be violated by the enemy!" can be heard from all soldiers in the army...

Rogue River declares that it will not be aggressive towards other nations, it only will focus on Hawaii. It will retaliate against any aggression in other places however if needed.

So Pep

Ovihitza wrote:An obligation to fulfill...

Having joined the DCE recently, Ovihitza keeps up its promise to join So Pep in its war. Defenses have already been created all along our borders and cities have been garrisoned. Crucial trade ports are protected by 24/7 naval patrols with soldiers stationed close by. While not at all an impenetrable defense, the Ovihitzans have dug in and are prepared for attacks. Any battle will be costly for the enemy.

"We shall defend the people, and our lands will not be violated by the enemy!" can be heard from all soldiers in the army...

hmmmmmmmm

are you gonna like actually attack me or something or fight meh?

So Pep

A Stressed Nation

Due to recent news, Vice President Kane Alverd releases a press statement:”Hello everyone, I’m sure you all have heard of the recent invasion of Hawaii, and I’m here to let you all know we will be helping our ally So Pep. We will be sending 6 million troops with armored support. Bombers will be sent along with many naval ships. That is all I can say about our efforts for now.”

So Pep

So Pep wrote:War.

James Attendant declares war on Rogue River.

In a dark speech, the Prime Minister said:

'Yesterday, December 7th 2114, is a date that will live in infamy. It is the date that the So Peppian Empire was suddenly and deliberately attacked. Over a thousand So Peppians died yesterday. Those people were mothers. Those people were fathers, sons, daughters, wives, husbands and grandparents. The evils of the Riverian state have committed these crimes. Therefore, as of tomorrow, midnight, a state of war will once again exist between the United So Peppian Democratic Empire and The Federal Stratocracy of Rogue River. (quieter, away from microphone) it's only bee three years *sniffles*

Idk what to put here bruh

[spoiler=Bruh bruh bruh]

“So a war has broken out?”

“Yes prime minister, there has”

“…”

“Sir?”

“Just a years of being prime minister

and this happened?”

“Indeed sir, is there anything wrong though?”

“Nothing, Just give So Pep and their men

some supplie and some weapons to

show our support for them”

“Will do Sir Thomas”

“Good, and also if any voluntary soldiers

sign up you might as well give them extra men

and prepare for war just in case it goes downhill…”

“Alright then sir.”

[/spoiler]

So Pep

An old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughterÂ

That if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be

So Pep

So Pep wrote:2/3 of the So Peppian Naval Fleet are now sent to Hawaii, 2 million soldiers are to be transported on huge transport ships, holding 500,000 each. The fleet and troops will arrive in 4 days, but it is enough time for the Riverians to take Hawaii.

Harrowing distress message from Hawaii recieved.

A mother and two young children phoned local authorities at 1:22 local time this morning, the woman never ended up speaking to responders, all that could be heard were screams, artillery shells, and gunshots. Within 6 minutes, the screams and terrified voices faded, until only explosions could be heard.

A side to pick

Vlad (The leader of AmeraAfro) sits in a bunker, although an entire region away, Sarrelandia is an important asset. The Indian Mines give AmeraAfro lots of resources to wage war against Alwindia. He has a choice, side with an ally, or Backstab them for power and glory. He decides his choice and walks out of the room. In the Center of Iacon, the grand city of the TWC, over 1,000,000 stand to hear his news. "My fellow citizens" he says

It is in our nations best intrest to ally with our long standing ally So Pep. AmeraAfro has its dues to pay and it shall. As of today we are officialy at War with Rogue River, We will wage War in the Land, Air and Sea . *Cheering Ensues as the 2 New Omsk Class Space Cruisers Launch. *Vlad walks back in, unsure if he made the right choice

So Pep

Sooo. How do you guys do war, for us its just me and Alwindia yelling about our victories

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:A side to pick

Vlad (The leader of AmeraAfro) sits in a bunker, although an entire region away, Sarrelandia is an important asset. The Indian Mines give AmeraAfro lots of resources to wage war against Alwindia. He has a choice, side with an ally, or Backstab them for power and glory. He decides his choice and walks out of the room. In the Center of Iacon, the grand city of the TWC, over 1,000,000 stand to hear his news. "My fellow citizens" he says

It is in our nations best intrest to ally with our long standing ally So Pep. AmeraAfro has its dues to pay and it shall. As of today we are officialy at War with Rogue River, We will wage War in the Land, Air and Sea . *Cheering Ensues as the 2 New Omsk Class Space Cruisers Launch. *Vlad walks back in, unsure if he made the right choice

The entire DCE and itÂ’s Allies appreciate your support. Godspeed brother.

So Pep

Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.

Girlfriend: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day

Me: Well next time take the car instead!

So Pep

The Pope and Putin are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans over to Putin and says, “Do you know, that with one wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts for the rest of their lives, and whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Putin replies, “I do not believe. With one wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

Ragnox, So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:A side to pick

Vlad (The leader of AmeraAfro) sits in a bunker, although an entire region away, Sarrelandia is an important asset. The Indian Mines give AmeraAfro lots of resources to wage war against Alwindia. He has a choice, side with an ally, or Backstab them for power and glory. He decides his choice and walks out of the room. In the Center of Iacon, the grand city of the TWC, over 1,000,000 stand to hear his news. "My fellow citizens" he says

It is in our nations best intrest to ally with our long standing ally So Pep. AmeraAfro has its dues to pay and it shall. As of today we are officialy at War with Rogue River, We will wage War in the Land, Air and Sea . *Cheering Ensues as the 2 New Omsk Class Space Cruisers Launch. *Vlad walks back in, unsure if he made the right choice

I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY

[spoiler=eh]

“Sir, Sarrelandia has sided with So Pep”

“Alright, Give them supplies as well”

“Alright sir”[/spoiler]

So Pep

An old married couple is on vacation to Israel.While there the wife has a heart attack and dies.The husband contacts a funeral home.The undertaker explains that it will cost $100 to bury her in Israel, or they could ship her home and bury her there for $10000.

The husband thinks for a short while and says: ‟I will pay the $10000 to take her home”.‟But why?” the undertaker asks incredously.‟This is the holy land”.

The husband replies: ‟I heard a man was buried here a couple thousand years ago and he came back to life after three days.I am sorry, but I just can not risk it”.

Ragnox, So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY

[spoiler=eh]

“Sir, Sarrelandia has sided with So Pep”

“Alright, Give them supplies as well”

“Alright sir”

*Money Money starts playing

So Pep

The 1st day at school: the new student named Jose Armando, the son of a famous Mexican restaurateur, entered the 6th grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'

Long

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Jose, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Jose :"Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Jose, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw him!" "Who said that? " she demanded. Jose put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, at the Alamo 1836. At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Jose answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Jose jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shoot, we're in BIG trouble now!" Jose whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." Finally someone throws an eraser at Jose, someone shouted "Duck"! Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that? Jose: "Dick Cheney, while hunting 2006 "

So Pep

Revalations

Ragnox bombers lighten the defenses on the coast of Hawaii, leading to a small gap being made in Rogue's battalions. Ragnox takes the chance to make some gains and takes a few beachheads. Rogue forces are steady in their defense, but their naval units are in a fierce battle with Ragnox's 47th Naval Fleet. The tide of the war is shifting to a nice balance.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Revalations

Ragnox bombers lighten the defenses on the coast of Hawaii, leading to a small gap being made in Rogue's battalions. Ragnox takes the chance to make some gains and takes a few beachheads. Rogue forces are steady in their defense, but their naval units are in a fierce battle with Ragnox's 47th Naval Fleet. The tide of the war is shifting to a nice balance.

*It was at this moment the Orbital Bombartment Cannons warmed up

Expolsions rocked the Island as the military equipment there was wipe out, then the dive bombers came in, using optics they dropped thousands of bombson the island as the 1hr ended, the entire rogue battalion there was wiped, and their heavy equipment down

Post self-deleted by Sarrelandia.

Ragnox wrote:Revalations

Ragnox bombers lighten the defenses on the coast of Hawaii, leading to a small gap being made in Rogue's battalions. Ragnox takes the chance to make some gains and takes a few beachheads. Rogue forces are steady in their defense, but their naval units are in a fierce battle with Ragnox's 47th Naval Fleet. The tide of the war is shifting to a nice balance.

We have a port in Manila that you can use

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:*It was at this moment the Orbital Bombartment Cannons warmed up

Expolsions rocked the Island as the military equipment there was wipe out, then the dive bombers came in, using optics they dropped thousands of bombson the island as the 1hr ended, the entire rogue battalion there was wiped, and their heavy equipment down

Sort of god-modding, but I won't say anything until Pep or Rogue does lol.

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:We have a port in Manila that you can use

That could be useful.

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Sort of god-modding, but I won't say anything until Pep or Rogue does lol.

Oh ok

Ragnox, So Pep

my mother told me there are girls for me in every corner of the earth

unfortunately the earth is round

So Pep, Ovihitza, Figglitzebre

Sarrelandia wrote:my mother told me there are girls for me in every corner of the earth

unfortunately the earth is round

lol I feel that one a little.

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Sarrelandia wrote:my mother told me there are girls for me in every corner of the earth

unfortunately the earth is round

Virgin 4ever

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Arkilandic wrote:Virgin 4ever

Sadly I have to agree

So Pep, Figglitzebre

Arkilandic wrote:We have a port in Manila that you can use

Manila? I am living in Philippines and Manila is the capital

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Sort of god-modding, but I won't say anything until Pep or Rogue does lol.

heheheheh god modding, he has experience of that in twc

So Pep, Ovihitza, Figglitzebre

Wallacia Ki wrote:Manila? I am living in Philippines and Manila is the capital

Huh, me too

So Pep, Wallacia Ki

Wallacia Ki wrote:heheheheh god modding, he has experience of that in twc

Lol

So Pep, Wallacia Ki

Sarrelandia wrote:my mother told me there are girls for me in every corner of the earth

unfortunately the earth is round

use godmodding and make earth square

just kidding

So Pep

Wallacia Ki wrote:use godmodding and make earth square

just kidding

*Casually bends reality

So Pep

Ragnox wrote:Sadly I have to agree

Arkilandic wrote:Virgin 4ever

if you on “nationstates” sadly you are this.

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:*It was at this moment the Orbital Bombartment Cannons warmed up

Expolsions rocked the Island as the military equipment there was wipe out, then the dive bombers came in, using optics they dropped thousands of bombson the island as the 1hr ended, the entire rogue battalion there was wiped, and their heavy equipment down

Ragnox wrote:Sort of god-modding, but I won't say anything until Pep or Rogue does lol.

Im gonna call bs on that, Ragnox's is fine.

So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:if you on “nationstates” sadly you are this.

I am about the same age of you (14?)

Rogue River wrote:Im gonna call bs on that, Ragnox's is fine.

How is the war for you bud?

(Also since you are taking Hawaii I am now concerned that you will take over the Philippines)

So Pep

Becoming a republic

I am a republic because of democracy

(This is temporary)

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:Becoming a republic

I am a republic because of democracy

(This is temporary)

No i am not

So Pep

Kasase wrote:hmmmmmmmm

are you gonna like actually attack me or something or fight meh?

Absolutely the hell not, I'm not suicidal. What can I even do against you with only half a million on the field? I'll only start offensive movements if other my European allies do.

So Pep

Rogue River wrote:Rogue River declares that it will not be aggressive towards other nations, it only will focus on Hawaii. It will retaliate against any aggression in other places however if needed.

That's... a relief...?

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:I am about the same age of you (14?)

How is the war for you bud?

(Also since you are taking Hawaii I am now concerned that you will take over the Philippines)

Still within what i expected, and no, I am not interested in the Philippines.

So Pep

Bro, today i walked into human Resources department and asked for a kidney. They did not give me one.....

So Pep, Wallacia Ki

Sarrelandia wrote:Bro, today i walked into human Resources department and asked for a kidney. They did not give me one.....

Hypocrites.

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:*It was at this moment the Orbital Bombartment Cannons warmed up

Expolsions rocked the Island as the military equipment there was wipe out, then the dive bombers came in, using optics they dropped thousands of bombson the island as the 1hr ended, the entire rogue battalion there was wiped, and their heavy equipment down

No space orbital mega destroying cannons please

Ragnox, Ovihitza

Also Arkilandic you have an obligation to join my side ejebejdbdjdb

DCE members! This is a collective defence alliance! It means if one is attacked, you all must come to that nationÂ’s side!

Hehe war is going on

Ragnox, So Pep, Figglitzebre

Selsordia wrote:Hehe war is going on

what side you on?

So Pep, Selsordia

Figglitzebre wrote:what side you on?

Im not in the war, but i support Rogue River

Rogue River

Figglitzebre wrote:what side you on?

Who we joining

So Pep

Marxiaville wrote:Who we joining

I have Taiwan claim, but we would be surrounded by pep

So Pep

Marxiaville wrote:I have Taiwan claim, but we would be surrounded by pep

Why are you claiming my territory?

Selsordia

So Pep wrote:Why are you claiming my territory?

Plan B Marxiaville, claim Hainan Island

Selsordia wrote:Plan B Marxiaville, claim Hainan Island

WhatÂ’s happening?

So Pep wrote:WhatÂ’s happening?

Idk

So Pep wrote:Why are you claiming my territory?

After the last war, you said if I didn't attack you, I could have Taiwan

Marxiaville wrote:After the last war, you said if I didn't attack you, I could have Taiwan

what..?

I said if you helped me

You never helped me

So Pep wrote:what..?

I said if you helped me

You never helped me

Oh. Sorry

So Pep

Guess I need another claim to enter war

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:Bro, today i walked into human Resources department and asked for a kidney. They did not give me one.....

that's a joke ameraafro

So Pep

So Pep wrote:Also Arkilandic you have an obligation to join my side ejebejdbdjdb

DCE members! This is a collective defence alliance! It means if one is attacked, you all must come to that nationÂ’s side!

We are preparing for war

Rogue River wrote:Still within what i expected, and no, I am not interested in the Philippines.

Good!

So Pep

So Selsordia and marx, are you officially on Rogues side? Would like to know for number purposes

So Pep, Selsordia

Ragnox wrote:So Selsordia and marx, are you officially on Rogues side? Would like to know for number purposes

Yes, but just as a supporter

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Yes, but just as a supporter

Ok

So Pep

f you really think about it, everyone here has kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach

Ragnox, So Pep

So Pep wrote:No space orbital mega destroying cannons please

srry

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:f you really think about it, everyone here has kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach

Jesus, not here too...

So Pep

Ovihitza wrote:Jesus, not here too...

This person has and won't stop making jokes, they are probably the only thing keeping the RMB alive on the daily.

So Pep, Ovihitza

Ovihitza wrote:Jesus, not here too...

I needed a bigger audience

So Pep

Sarrelandia wrote:I needed a bigger audience

Done. I posted this quote on Instagram

Ragnox, So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Done. I posted this quote on Instagram

Oh wow

So Pep, Selsordia

Its funny how I open the poll to everyone and we get record poll numbers. Interesting....

So Pep, Ovihitza

Ragnox wrote:Its funny how I open the poll to everyone and we get record poll numbers. Interesting....

Look at your name for a sec, you will Understand...

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Look at your name for a sec, you will Understand...

What?

So Pep, Selsordia

Ragnox wrote:What?

Stew- Peed

So Pep

Selsordia wrote:Stew- Peed

Am I dumb or somethin?

So Pep

haha new wa resolution funni

So Pep, Selsordia

Ragnox wrote:Am I dumb or somethin?

Yes.

Ragnox, So Pep

Sartell Koltis wrote:haha new wa resolution funni

F U N N I

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:F U N N I

haha

So Pep

Arkilandic wrote:F U N N I

haha

Sartell Koltis

Arkilandic wrote:F U N N I

haha

Sartell Koltis

Sartell Koltis wrote:haha

Koltia Defense Forces 1 wrote:haha

Them Chic wrote:haha

Uh

Sartell Koltis

hmmm

should I reform my army first or go in a for a victory first?

im gonna do some bombing while I mobilize for the sacred war of slavic liberation

Kasase wrote:hmmm

should I reform my army first or go in a for a victory first?

just

no

Kasase

Sartell Koltis wrote:just

no

that is not a answer, now prepared for the colosseum to be bombed

Sartell Koltis

Kasase wrote:that is not a answer, now prepared for the colosseum to be bombed

haha I have kool aa guns that shoot down planes and Missiles

Kasase

Sartell Koltis wrote:haha I have kool aa guns that shoot down planes and Missiles

you never said you had them in Paris :)

Kasase wrote:hmmm

should I reform my army first or go in a for a victory first?

im gonna do some bombing while I mobilize for the sacred war of slavic liberation

I donÂ’t really want to fight you so

pep I relinquish all land ownership in the balkans

and for that I get rest of italy

Kasase

Kasase wrote:you never said you had them in Paris :)

i donÂ’t own paris

I do have then in madrid and other big cities

Kasase

Sartell Koltis wrote:I donÂ’t really want to fight you so

pep I relinquish all land ownership in the balkans

and for that I get rest of italy

k then I won't hurt you

have a nice day

Kasase wrote:k then I won't hurt you

have a nice day

you too

Ovihitza

[spoiler=the bombing of ovhitza]

[pre] 8:00 December 21st, 2114, Russian Imperial Airforce Bomber Squadron #84, Yevpatoriya Military Airbase[/pre]

"this is squad command Konstantin to airbase control , RIAF Bomber squadron #84 ready for bombing run." He would say via radio to control

"good, now go get 'em, your targets are any military facilities you find", control would reply.

as such, the squadron, like many others would take off and fly towards ovitzha and whatever military targets they find, the planes were also modified to have a permanent visual feed in order to find targets.

any facilities found would be added to the list of target. rotating air squadrons would fly in different areas at different times (ie squadron comes back at 1:00 and squadron 2 starts it's run at 1:05 roughly), allowing for constant bombardment.

the civilians would also take loss though, as collateral damage and mistakes would kill some civilians.

the campaign's objective: devestate enemy military infastrutcture and bases.[/spoiler]

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Written by Refuge Isle.