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Region: Odrya
Marxiaville enters the war
Marxiavillan troops landed in Taiwan and north Australia today, intending to quickly remove So Peps influence in the south Pacific. Following the attack, Yao hangshu proclaimed that the attack was to protect the "blameless" riverians, and free the workers to our south
Just to remind you, pep is the second most powerful nation here, and Im third. Make careful decisions.
Kasase
You're not really in a position to get at me, if I take that land
But I can be. Try it boi.
Ark is in a good position to stop u
Kasase
c r o s s t h e b a i k a i
Ragnox
Rogue River can I join the alliance?
Kasase
Rogue River Accepts The Request
We stand together!
Ragnox
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Hawaii is my only target, Im will to assist my allies in their goals, but i need Hawaii.
Why, may I ask?
I dont like it, but Im considering switching sides, theres too many powerful nations against me and the DCE. Idk
Rogue River
Naval stuff, plus it used to be American. But mainly i want many islands in the pacific.
Rogue River, I want to make a deal, if I back off from Hawaii, you help me stop Kasase from taking Slovakia. That is all I ask.
Kasase
I only allied rogue since we both have anti-peppian goals.
Ragnox
Kasase is my ally..i cant betray him.
Ragnox, Kasase
my only goal is taiwan, and maybe sarrelandia malay peninsula if he join
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but he would be a good ally either way though
Ragnox
Can we make a pact then, just us three. I back off from your fights if you leave Slovakia alone.
Ragnox sore lol I mean I dont want to spend a frickin year in Bratislava for gods sake
Fair enough.
Kasase
also the strategic value is minimal, I could take all of Slovakia's strategic value by taking the mouth of the Danube
Ragnox Backs Off
Due to Kasase leaving Slovakia alone, Ragnox is pulling troops from Hawaii. Supplies are still being sent to Pep civilians for now.
Rogue River name proposal for le alliance:
Petrograd Accords
the treaty was created in Petrograd sooooo
Ragnox
[spoiler=Do we even have AA Artillery?]
To tell the truth - not much compared to other nations, only about 650 pieces. While the main brunt of the bombers is defended against by them, but at the same time, the counterattack is being carried out by only 250 Fighter Jets and another 150 Multi-role Jets across the nation. Most of the damage is averted, however this most likely won't be sustainable in the long run. [/spoiler]
[spoiler=A call for help]
Filmed from Dragoslav's office, the following is transmitted on TV, Radio, and other means of spreading the news:
"My people... my brothers and sisters... Yesterday morning, our factories, our cities, and most importantly some of you have been hit by Kasasean bombers. Even if our brave pilots are fighting right as we speak, I fear they may not be enough... I urge all those who can: find shelter, who knows what will be their next target.
As for our allies, I call on to you to fulfill your end of the bargain: send us as many planes as you can afford to. The control of our skies will be crucial in the opening moments of this war and beyond, and Ovihitza may not be able to hold on its own...
Thank you for listening to me, and may peace find us all again."[/spoiler]
Kasase, Rogue River
Ovihitza
Yep..seems like a good name.
Ragnox
Firing from our side (this is a short post so no spoiler)
with our planes getting AA'd we've decided on a new strategy: surface-to-surface missiles and air-to-surface missiles fired from our side of the borders, scout planes and satellites go high and s c o u t 'em for the AA and targets. this does help and air-to-air missiles are being used against their counterattacking forces.
Damn, bro, truly inspirational.
What it didnt send
I cant really help ya my friend, I hope your not devasted too bad.
Help us. Even if camouflaged in a forest, it's not at all impossible to spot our AA. It's literally a big metal boomstick poking out the branches, so it isn't easy to hide.
The Dedication
The Riverian population feels a little bad for the people of Ovihitza, yet the anger against the Peppian population keeps the war support high. Artyom declares that "No matter what our big ally does, we will support them..in all their interests."
The Rogue Army has made fortifications to the Hawaiian islands. The River Navy is deployed to help maintain Riverian control.
The Rogue Army is deployed to its hostile borders, yet there has been no offensives made towards Koltis or Peppian Canada.
Can we just stop
Im overwhelmed with real life atm, do not expect posts
Kasase, Ovihitza
If it comes to it, I'm willing to fight in a Guerrila war and make it too costly to hold onto us.
Decent idea.
Kasase
Kind words, truly.
Romanians have experience...
b-buh meh grand war of slavic liberation!!!!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!111
ye ever heard of
firebombing?
Shut.
Jesus Christ... I- Isn't that a warcrime?
Kasase, Sartell Koltis
it's not a war crime if you had fun
Ragnox
Your definition of fun is... "interesting"...
Ragnox, Kasase
[pre]my soldiers dance while drinking the blood of the civillians as if it's alcohol[/pre]
Jesus man, like your being a tyrant, Rogue you wanna say something?
Kasase, Ovihitza
im joking
I know
I need another break, I feel really quite bad this time, but I have lots to do, and this site is distracting me a lot. I also want time to replenish my brain, and I also also want time to relax.
Therefore Ill be taking a break of 3 days, bringing me up to Tuesday.
Please leave me out of rp if you can, Im happy to continue with Hawaii afterwards.
Ragnox is in charge until I return, as he is the Vice President. If we are attacked or raided, notify me via discord, but rogue should have it handled by then.
Cya.
Ragnox, Kasase, Soviet Federation Of Eurasia, Ovihitza
Ok friend.
As for the roleplay, everyone ceasefire!
Ragnox, Soviet Federation Of Eurasia, Ovihitza
This phrase is a bit demanding on Rogue. Or it speaks of your high confidence in him/her.
Ragnox
No no it is my job. I constantly watch over Odrya anyway. Also im a guy, just to clarify.
Ragnox, Soviet Federation Of Eurasia
its not a war crime if its done by kasase
as we all know the tsar is a big dumb
Dumb
Kasase, Ovihitza
lucky ragnox
The one time teh Vp gets to do smthn is my election competitor
Ragnox
Rogue River thanks for making this
like big thanks
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1680840
Rogue River
did you just call our glorious holy tsar Vladimir, emperor of all rus', urkanians, bylorussian, finns, and poles dumb?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TIEM TO FIREBWOMB KOLTIS!!!!??!!??!1111/?!!?!?!?
Ragnox, Rogue River
Yea no problem
Kasase
News: Developed TAA 7 and B-30
2 Super Heavy Bombers are now in production
Think like a B-29 but armor that can take a 120mm round
Replace all the turrets with missile turrets and the back gun with a vulcan
It can hold 100 bombs
Fly around the world with its intertial fusion engines and can go up to Mach 1.2 although it is recommended to go 700mph,bmore details later
(I made this so I could use bonmbers instead or spaceships to hit targets.)
Ragnox
You dare bomb my east russia and I will give you pain
Something to do about this
[spoiler=Ok then]
Sir, many other nations have joined rouges side, what should we do?
Enough of this, I declare war!
Are you sure about this?
I am sure, after all our troops are battle ready, our ships are modernized unlike many of theirs and
don't forget our aircraft is like no other seen in the skies, maybe not the best but it will do
If you say so sir
[/spoiler]
Now there is a ceasefire, so now what?
You're unlucky I guess, Im sure you'll get elected again after my term lol.
Haha
Dont we all know Vladdy daddy is not that bright
Kasase
vladdy daddy
Ragnox
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Thank god I live in Canada
Ovihitza
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears: Bump! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!!
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER! FASTER! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
the coffin stops.
Ragnox
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane
Long
The man felt bored so he decided to talk to the kid. So he turned to him and asked How about we talk for a bit?
Then the kid replied ok so what do we talk about
The man (clearly wanting to make fun of the kid) replies How about nuclear power?
The kid then catches on to the mans intention of making fun of him and replies What an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question . A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. Yet the deer excretes pellets, the cow excretes flat potty, and the horse excretes clumps. Do you know why?
The man (clearly confused) replies I dont know
The kid then replies do you really think youre qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know s***!
Ragnox
Despacito
Selsordia
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
Figglitzebre
if he was not that bright then how did he become emperor of one of the biggest, if not the biggest nation in odrya?
Ragnox
everyones name is Vladimir these days
Selsordia
The God of Dad Jokes!
Ragnox
This was the last RMB post until it became DED
Ragnox, Selsordia
1,879 pings
Ragnox, Selsordia
w h a t
Srvy2
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:o kalningrad general reference
Ragnox
On my other puppet, Adenbreuren, I've got 5236 pings. I want to gather as many as possible.
Srvy2
do you mean doing this
God, yes. MORE.
Correction: please don't spam the RMB.
Figglitzebre
Oh mah lord
wait a minute if we just quote him in where he pinged his other nation we can create a big chain of ping'in without having to worry spam
Ovihitza
If walk in a pizza shop and order a pizza for delivery, do I get a ride home?
Selsordia
Well, if you happen to be a pizza, yep
idk
what if im a person
Dress up like a pizza (◠‿◕)
K ima go sleep
Ragnox
Lol
Selsordia
I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bicycle and she gave me the finger.
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
I tried.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside.
The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?" The parrot replied, "Yes."
Relieved, the burglar asked, "What's your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus."
Selsordia
An old man sees a booth for helicopter rides for $50 at the county fair.
He says to his wife, Im getting up there in age, and Ive always wanted to ride in a helicopter.
His wife says, absolutely not. 50 bucks is 50 bucks. You dont need to ride in a helicopter.
The next year at the fair, he sees the helicopter booth again and he asks again. The conversation is no different this year. The same happens the next year, and the one after that.
Then, again, he finds himself at the helicopter booth and tells the person selling rides that hes not sure hell make it to the next year and has always wanted to ride in a helicopter, but his wife objects due to the cost.
The helicopter pilot hears this conversation and approaches the old man. He tells the man, Ill take you up in the helicopter for free, but you have to remain absolutely silent. If you or your wife speak a single word, Ill have to charge you the 50 bucks.
Excited, the man presents the deal to his wife, who agrees to the pilots terms.
Up in the sky, the pilot did absolutely everything you can do in a helicopter besides crash it. And not a word was uttered.
When they land, the pilot says to the man, Im really impressed. I did every crazy maneuver I could, but you didnt say a word.
The man replied, yeah, I thought about saying something when Myrtle fell out, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
Five friends were so confident about passing the finals that on the weekend, they decided to go for a picnic. They had a great time.
However, after all the partying, they spent all Sunday sleeping and didn't make it back to college until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the finals then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him, why they missed it.
They said that they had gone to an Old Age home in the nearest town to spend some time with the people there and then planned to come back and study for the finals.
Unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor thought it over and then told them, they could take the finals the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied all night and then went in the next day, at the time they were told.
He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, then asked them to begin. They looked at the first question and it was the easiest in their entire syllabus, worth 5 points.
"Cool", they thought at the same time, each one in their separate rooms. "This is going to be easy."
Each finished the problem and then turned to the second page. On the second page was written, "Which tire?", for 95 points.
Ovihitza
Oh look it is YOUR DAD JOKES
Ragnox, Sarrelandia
If a women dies from childbirth, could u press charges on the baby
Yes
Ragnox
I am now Elon Musk
Who wanna go to Mars?
Ragnox
new flag!
yo mamma
Ragnox, Selsordia
what
Figglitzebre
bruh
Selsordia
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