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I HACE WMDs NOW HELL YEAH

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde's newest issue is titled "Breaking Upset".

You're goddamn right.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

So I took a look through our RMB pages and I found some peculiar stuff. Lol [spoiler=The stuff I found]

Glaark4 wrote:The The The The Of Of Of Of The of

and thus The Of The The The Of was born.

Southeast Aarde wrote:Guys, this nation is 20 days old, and there are 20 pages in the RMB now. That means we go through 1 page per day. Which, frankly speaking, isn't a lot, but hey, we only have 17 nations, and it's more than The Glorious Nations of Iwaku goes through every day, so that's something.

Rust Islands wrote:I'm used to going through 1 page/month. This region is way more active than almost anything else I've been in. I only hope it stays that way.

(rp)

The three reps do a flip.

Little did we know, we go through way more than 1 page per day at this point.

Kophee23 wrote:IC: “You are going to have to pay for that ceiling, reps. And we should get to writing this.”

It was never written. Mainly because Shirichou decided to be a loser.

Hildzah wrote:I went to sleep at like 5AM and I just woke up. Man I love holidays

Speaking of, it's about to be the longest holiday of the school year...

Rust Islands wrote:huzzah, i am the first WA nation of the region!

that just means that i get nothing out of it, though.

Kophee23 wrote:You could be the delegate someday.

**FORESHADOWING** **FORESHADOWING**

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:Hello world! I am currently scouring the local shops for new food options! There will be no internet! Let us pray that I come back safely with whatever good-looking stuff I find on the supermarket shelves :)

Legend says they're still scouring the local shops to this day...[/spoiler]

Anyway, I've dug through the early OJ archives. Now the only question is...

Southeast Aarde wrote:more roleplay when

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia

It's not "Tax Fraud", it's called trolling.

Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:PLEASE NO, YOU'LL GET US ALL IN FOR TAX EVASION!!

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN TO ME!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:*throws myself at you*

MUST PUSH DOWN TOASTER BUTTON! MUST COVER SELF IN TEFLON TO ESCAPE!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:MUST PUSH DOWN TOASTER BUTTON! MUST COVER SELF IN TEFLON TO ESCAPE!

THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty

presentation worth 30% of my grade is due on monday oops

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

lmfao i just checked my social studies grade and i got an F on this one project but it was so unimportant that my grade only went down like 2% 💀

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:presentation worth 30% of my grade is due on monday oops
Lol I have a math exam on Tuesday that I am %100 not passing

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Lol I have a math exam on Tuesday that I am %100 not passing
I put the percent sign in the wrong place which is just more evidence as to why I am not passing that test

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!

Crashes into cabinet containing expensive tea sets. Quickly falls unconscious.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:MUST PUSH DOWN TOASTER BUTTON! MUST COVER SELF IN TEFLON TO ESCAPE!

STOP, PLEASE! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TEFLON!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:STOP, PLEASE! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TEFLON!

GOOD THING THERE'S BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE! THE FRIDGE THAT'S HALF WAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW![

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:GOOD THING THERE'S BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE! THE FRIDGE THAT'S HALF WAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW![

WHY DID YOU PUT A FRIDGE HALFWAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW!?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

THIS IS THE BEST ROLEPLAY EVER AND WE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty

Southeast Aarde wrote:THIS IS THE BEST ROLEPLAY EVER AND WE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT

WHY DID IT TAKE YOU A FRIDGE HALFWAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW TO REALIZE, HUH?!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Bro bayfrontites are literal sticks

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bayfront_international_territory/detail=trend/censusid=61?world=1

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:WHY DID YOU PUT A FRIDGE HALFWAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW!?

THE DUMPSTER IS RIGHT BELOW THE WINDOW! DID YOU FORGET WHO HAS THEIR SPY OCCUPYING IT?THE APPLE JUICE CARTEL! TIME FOR THEM TO GO SQUISHY! WE CAN BUY A BETTER FRIDGE LATER!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:THE DUMPSTER IS RIGHT BELOW THE WINDOW! DID YOU FORGET WHO HAS THEIR SPY OCCUPYING IT?THE APPLE JUICE CARTEL! TIME FOR THEM TO GO SQUISHY! WE CAN BUY A BETTER FRIDGE LATER!

THERE'S NO ONE DOWN THERE!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

I WANT TO YELL TOO SO I FEEL INCLUDED!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Alright yall I'm going to be finishing up the first version of OJ-V sometime today or tomorrow.

I wanna try to do a playtest maybe next weekend. Not sure how long it'll take, but as of right now it looks like it might be like 5 mins for setting up then maybe 30 to play the actual game. It may change considering that I have only really made the setup so far.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Alright yall I'm going to be finishing up the first version of OJ-V sometime today or tomorrow.

I wanna try to do a playtest maybe next weekend. Not sure how long it'll take, but as of right now it looks like it might be like 5 mins for setting up then maybe 30 to play the actual game. It may change considering that I have only really made the setup so far.

wait what the hell

there’s an OJ game?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:wait what the hell

there’s an OJ game?

It's a small project I've been making that's based on Plague Inc., DnD, and of course, OrangeJuice!

It's going to be about a virus outbreak (I plan to do two types of viruses, one normal and one zombie) and each player has to figure out how they'll either stop the spread, or stop the virus.

Of course I want to include a bit of politics considering we're on a political simulation website, but that comes later.

Current version:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1871273

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:THERE'S NO ONE DOWN THERE!

ALRIGHT! I LIED ABOUT THE SPY! THE DUMPSTER IS ACTUALLY FULL OF DISCARDED MARTHA STEWART COOKBOOKS! I HATE THEM! HER MULTIPLE HEADS FOLLOW ME AROUND WHEN I'M FEEDING THE CATS IN THE ALLEY! THE HYDRA MUST DIE!

Kaeyoku, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

BRO SOME KID JUST SAID "WHO'S MICHAEL AFTON? YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" TO THE CLASS CLOWN AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOINJG ON LMAOOOOOOOO JSKDASKKSSDLKJSLAKJF

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Budolfulordia

omg it turns out i think the two class clowns were having a fight 💀💀💀💀💀

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Budolfulordia

Southeast Aarde wrote:omg it turns out i think the two class clowns were having a fight 💀💀💀💀💀

They need to to fight to establish dominance and prove who the alpha clown is 💀🤡

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I'm super screwed for social studies i have nothing on my presentation guys please wish me luck

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:I'm super screwed for social studies i have nothing on my presentation guys please wish me luck

just make a short one while other ppl present

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:just make a short one while other ppl present

it has to be 6 slides with 5 sentences each 😭

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:it has to be 6 slides with 5 sentences each 😭

then use chatgpt and edit it a bit so it doesn’t show as plagerised

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:I'm super screwed for social studies i have nothing on my presentation guys please wish me luck

Same lol just 30 mins until I need to present some empty text boxes

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

matthew patthew

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

PatMat

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:PatMat

Mathios Pathios 🫡

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:I WANT TO YELL TOO SO I FEEL INCLUDED!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

MMMMMMUUUUSIC MAAAAN

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Russchratt wrote:doritos cheetos fritos

burrito

Kaeyoku wrote:how did we go from ”My cat pissed in my arugula plant” to this

burrugula plant

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

pineapple pen

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Chereanx wrote:pineapple pen

I have an apple! I have a pen! Ah, pineapple pen!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Matrick Patrick 🫡

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

R u g u l a P l a n t

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:R u g u l a P l a n t

Matthew Rugula Plantrick 🫡

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Ratthew Schratrick

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Ratthew Schratrick

The greatest of them all.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:BRO SOME KID JUST SAID "WHO'S MICHAEL AFTON? YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" TO THE CLASS CLOWN AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOINJG ON LMAOOOOOOOO JSKDASKKSSDLKJSLAKJF

Who's Michael Afton? Your girlfriend?

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Republic Of Potato wrote:Who's Michael Afton? Your girlfriend?

My meatsack

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

WHAR

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Russchratt wrote:My meatsack

w h a t

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:w h a t

Meat ball

Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Meat ball

he's literally rotting flesh.

or burning, whichever game you prefer

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:he's literally rotting flesh.

or burning, whichever game you prefer

meat man

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:he's literally rotting flesh.

or burning, whichever game you prefer

He's our plemel

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

...

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.

someone hacked my acc appearently

they logged in and changed my pass

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:someone hacked my acc appearently

they logged in and changed my pass

got it back from the “forgot password” feature

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:got it back from the “forgot password” feature

Did they post anything???

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Did they post anything???

not that I have seen

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:not that I have seen

they made me do a wa vote though which is suspicious af

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:they made me do a wa vote though which is suspicious af

O_O

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Matrick Patthew 🫡

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Matrick Patthew 🫡

?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:?

did matpat die or smth

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:?

It's a thing now

[spoiler=needs a spoiler because there's so many]

Southeast Aarde wrote:matthew patthew
Kophee23 wrote:PatMat

Southeast Aarde wrote:Mathios Pathios 🫡

Southeast Aarde wrote:Matrick Patrick 🫡

Russchratt wrote:R u g u l a P l a n t

Southeast Aarde wrote:Matthew Rugula Plantrick 🫡

Russchratt wrote:Ratthew Schratrick

Southeast Aarde wrote:The greatest of them all.
[/spoiler]

Bayfront International Territory wrote:did matpat die or smth

The salute I added. It's from a reddit post on r/gametheorists

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

i'm glad this region is active

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

United Republic Of Amogus wrote:i'm glad this region is active

lol

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

United Republic Of Amogus wrote:i'm glad this region is active

Active we are indeed.

United Republic Of Amogus, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Bayfront International Territory wrote:lol

what?

Bayfront International Territory wrote:they made me do a wa vote though which is suspicious af

for what?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

United Republic Of Amogus wrote:what?for what?

the merchandise one

I Changed my vote once I got my acc back

United Republic Of Amogus, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

My balls no work no more...

Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

they're... empty...

Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayballs wrote:they're... empty...

d e s o l a t e

Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Bayballs wrote:My balls no work no more...

Bayballs wrote:they're... empty...
🫡

Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayballs wrote:My balls no work no more...

Based

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

a person in my class just gave a nazi salute (the whole “holding hand and arm in a straight line at at 30° angle”) to the teacher, thinking it was a meme

Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:a person in my class just gave a nazi salute (the whole “holding hand and arm in a straight line at at 30° angle”) to the teacher, thinking it was a meme

What?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Atheists wrote:What?

ikr

makes no sense

Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:ikr

makes no sense

Like how did they think it was a meme?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Post by Russchratt suppressed by Kophee23.

Russchratt

Atheists wrote:Based

He based his balls in your mom so much they malfunctioned and stopped working

Bayfront International Territory wrote:a person in my class just gave a nazi salute (the whole “holding hand and arm in a straight line at at 30° angle”) to the teacher, thinking it was a meme

What was the aftermath like

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:It's a thing now

[spoiler=needs a spoiler because there's so many][/spoiler]

The salute I added. It's from a reddit post on r/gametheorists

Mat Room Patting Sick

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Atheists wrote:Like how did they think it was a meme?

no idea

Russchratt wrote:What was the aftermath like

sent to main office

Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:no ideasent to main office

Please keep me update

Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Please keep me update

d

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:d

h i j k l m n o p

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:h i j k l m n o p

ONE IS RED, ONE IS BLUE

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Republic Of Potato wrote:ONE IS RED, ONE IS BLUE

w, x, on my shoe

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:w, x, on my shoe

NOW IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE, BECAUSE THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Best duet I've ever heard....or, rather, read.

Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

i see from my flooding notifications that kandfaroi just got on

hi kandfaroi!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:i see from my flooding notifications that kandfaroi just got on

hi kandfaroi!

Zdravo

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:Zdravo

Cool, I'll put that through Google Translate.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Cool, I'll put that through Google Translate.

(Don’t say it’s SerbianDon’t say it’s SerbianDon’t say it’s SerbianDon’t say it’s Serbian)

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:ALRIGHT! I LIED ABOUT THE SPY! THE DUMPSTER IS ACTUALLY FULL OF DISCARDED MARTHA STEWART COOKBOOKS! I HATE THEM! HER MULTIPLE HEADS FOLLOW ME AROUND WHEN I'M FEEDING THE CATS IN THE ALLEY! THE HYDRA MUST DIE!

WHAT HYDRA? HYDRAS AREN'T REAL!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:(Don’t say it’s SerbianDon’t say it’s SerbianDon’t say it’s SerbianDon’t say it’s Serbian)

OK, then, it's Spanish.

Kaeyoku wrote:

WHAT HYDRA? HYDRAS AREN'T REAL!

How do you know? I saw one the other day. That said, it looked more like a group of people performing on stage than a hydra, but still!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty

Southeast Aarde wrote:

h i j k l m n o p

e f g

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

i lied, the game will be taking longer than expected.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:i lied, the game will be taking longer than expected.

You're not lazy, you're just incapable.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

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