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Region: OrangeJuice
This is not my baby.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
2nd week tomorrow for me. So ready for summer already brooo
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
[pre]well.
this is still desolate.[/pre]
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
The land was eerily quiet, making not a sound as Aarde observed it. The once-lively nation of orange juice worshippers and plup fanatics was reduced to a desolate wasteland, with the occasional rat scurrying through the faded orange landscape. Aarde walked through fields of what once were home to thriving orange trees and vibrant colors, surveying the devastation. What caused the destruction of Orangia is still not known to the few who survive, but it could be nothing good.
"Well," Aarde said, finally. "This place is still desolate."
As Aarde walked along what was once the main path towards the capital of Orangia, they felt a disturbing squish under their feet. They quickly stepped back out of disgust, and realised they had just stepped in a nasty patty, currently made up of a dilapidated McDonald's meal. A rat adorned with a golden crown labeled "Bungerbarn" in faded text scurried around nearby.
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
I'm still alive. I'm just swimming in the once gorgeous lake that's now filled with rotting orange peels and fruit flies.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
damn how do people write so good
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
I've been writing for a while
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Aarde hurried along after this, stopping only to remember the place that was once their home. It was a tragic story, really, and even thinking about it brought back times when he had friends and family. The good old times.
But those times were gone, and now the most important thing to do was survive.
After walking for what seemed like an hour, but was realistically more like an hour, Aarde saw a building off in the distance. The faded yellow arches stood like pillars of destruction over the wasteland, casting an evil-seeming shadow over the landscape.
The sight brought tears to Aarde's eyes.
They stared at the seventeen-story building for a while before deciding that they should look for food inside the building. Walking towards it gave them a feeling of fear. Who knows what lies behind the gates of the ever-growing company? Aarde thought of the pain and misery it had brought to their nation.
While walking towards the building, it only seemed to grow in size. The rest of the building was hidden from their view, but now they were closer, they could see the true magnitude of the building. Its walls stretched as far as you could see, and if one were to look at it from a side view, one would not be able to see it in its entirety.
A shiver ran through Aarde.
They looked closer at the building and noticed a door, slightly elevated from the ground. After walking towards it they jiggled the handle, and to their surprise, it wasn't locked.
Aarde was hesitant to open the door.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
omg
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
the plot thickens
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Sup, guess whos back
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
OH MY GOD
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
ZOMBIE!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Holy necromancy!
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Grapefruit...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Kumquats...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Clementines...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Papayas...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Arugulas...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Ẅĥæť ťĥə ĥęčķ ïś ãĺļ țĥîş fööɗ fõř‽
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Why are we being invaded by food?! We must fight back in the name of Orange Juice!!!
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Oranges...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Mangos...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Also don't mean to break the chain but this math class BLOWS
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Can I make polls
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i dunno CAN YOU /j
Kophee23
I've just looked over my nation, and how bad it's gotten is kinda stunning to me. I wonder if I could get the environment to absolute zero...
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
In this classroom, in this school, I AM GOD!!!✖➕➖➗🟰
Kophee23
Yeah and they were really good
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
There is no god but the rat
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Anti-Monarchist Hyrule
I am the 🐀 King 🤴, you are the 🐀 Pawtucket.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Uh oh, you've made a mistake
Russ will not be pleased
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Anti-Monarchist Hyrule
im bored
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
juno was the quite opposite of delighted when he loaded his deadly buckshot at the flaming mass of heat in the sky
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
There will be consequences, cretin. You will share a cell with Franz's killer, and you will find that you both have something in common. Your impending doom.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Me too. All this killing and torturing and conquering is getting old.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Beep
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you OrangeJuice, if you still even remember that name.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aleysir
Its not getting old, your game is just weak. Why not superglue a hornet's nest on someone's head and hit them with pool noodles covered in barbeque sauce as they wear a thousand dollar dress from Victoria's Secret?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Replace doom with BOOM, because when I tell The Soft-Spoken Icbm on you, they'll send your nation to the Shadow Temple!🪱
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm not pleased with Russ since rats would crawl in the dungeons of Hyrule Castle and chew at the feet of unjustly imprisoned commoners!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Fight your own battles, I'm knitting radioactive symbols into coasters.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
President Bai sat up in bed, surprised to find himself shrouded in darkness. He opened his curtains, which were usually opened by his servants. He reached for the pistol stashed in his pillow and loaded it, cautiously stepping out of his room. Everything was out of the ordinary. The hallway was empty, and so was his small dining room, besides a pile of dishes in the sink. Out of the ordinary. Suddenly he heard footsteps, and he twirled around, shooting wildly. Bang, bang, bang. He heard a few voices cursing in what sounded like Covali and Aberch, then everything went black.
A new dynasty has taken over Sciqinic.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Aarde waited for a few seconds, deciding whether or not to open it. She pushed it slightly, and it creaked open, revealing a pitch black room. She swore she heard a screech coming from deep inside the darkness, and was paralyzed in fear.
“Hello?” she called out into the dark building, then cursed her stupidity. She knew from the horror films she watched to never make yourself known. Stupid, she thought. She recalled stories from her childhood that used to give her nightmares, of the necromantic sands of Osiris, grasses of Lazarus, and the blooming flower of Balder known to raise the dead. Just stories, she told herself, but didn’t quite believe it. On cold nights, when she would wander into a local bar, she heard more stories. These always sounded real, that lovely folks would fall silent, and a month later, would be snatched by the hands of death. That they would stay for maybe a day, or a week, or a month, but would always come back. But never the same. They were stripped of a core piece of their identity, and they never stayed back for very long.
DesolateÂ…
Aarde heard a gravelly voice in her head, reminding her of where she was. She then felt hands wrap around her body, and felt her being pulled into the room. She flailed, but to no avail. She flew through the air, hitting the wall with a thud. She felt the wind knocked out of her chest,, and she felt like it would never come back.
EmptyÂ…
There was the voice again. This time Aarde listened closer. It didnÂ’t sound like the lifeless murmurs of a zombie. It sounded like death itself. The desolate emptiness. And the room suddenly brightened, slightly, revealing a spring. Next to it were plants, the sands of a beach, and a blue flower. The sound of the spring echoed in her mind, splash, splash, splash, drops of water meeting each other.
SummerÂ…
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
A metalic sweet scent was hanging in the air - thick, but not to the point of being stuffy - and Aarde's eyes widened. Panicked, angry, and curious thoughts flung inside their mind, "Is this what they were making the factories for? How many people knew about this? How long have these been here?" These thoughts were dealt with disappeared, as the world in front of them was a prison kind and forgiving place - a place where those without a home could shelter, where those with fears could calm, where those with worries could lay on the floor and take a nap - as it was a trap paradise.
While walking through the fields full of the fallen flowers and trees, Aarde could hear the screams of the damned laughter of loved ones. Oh how long it had been before they had heard that sweet sound. It was like a ringing in your ears, that wouldn't go away no matter how-... like a nectar made of pure bliss. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
Aarde came to a locked gate - i mean a happy little cottage - and knocked on the door. They could hear somebody scream "HEL" - say "coming right over!" through the bars... windows, i meant windows.
The cottage gate swung open. Gate? No... door. It's a door.
The cottage door swung open. But doors aren't that... metal-y? Its a gate. Like one from a priso-
The cottage door swung open. A frightfu- friendly face gree- screamed... greeted them. "What is wrong with me?" Aarde thought, before quickly adding, "Nothing is wrong. Everything is fine."
"Help m-" No. "Hello, my friend!" The stranger said to Aarde.
"Uhm... What is going on?"
"Nothing. Save yourself." No. "Nothing, come in for some pie! It's just coming out of the oven!" Aarde stepped through the gate- cottage doorway, and it slammed shut- closed behind them. The gate was locked.
The stranger signaled Aarde to follow them through their cottage. Their prison cell. This is a prison cell. You are in a prison cell. This is a prison. This is a prison. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.
The kind man motioned Aarde to follow them on a tour of their cottage. It was a cozy place. A bedroom small but not constricting, a bathroom with all of the needed equipment, kitchen with an oven. Or, well, a box with the word "oven" written on it in what seems to be chalk. Strangely, however, is that there wasn't a single window throughout the entire prison cell.
The man sat down at the table. There wasn't another chair. Or a pie, for that matter. There wasn't another person in the room. Or a room, for that matter.
Where had he gone? What was the smell in the air? Why did Aarde's mouth taste like pennies?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Yo that wasn't chalk and I think I know why I feel so horrible
[Spoiler]can we get much higherr[/spoiler]
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Wanting to write this but being afraid to because what if it sucks
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Wanting to write this but being afraid to because I have writers block
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I like your style.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Such mortal and primitive tech can't stand a chance against us.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Perhaps not, but I know one man who can deal with this. D.A.G. of D.D.B. ☠🪳
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Bagel Bites are the food of my childhood.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hey, why don't I ever do that? That sounds fun
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
I was gonna make a snarky comment, but now Samuel L. Jackson is staring at me on the ad space...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Aarde leapt from the platform and plunged to his death.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Silly Axolotl Plushie
MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL, MICHAEL!! HELP ME
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
no more phoenix outland
yes
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
[spoiler]AAAAAAAAAAaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa FFUUUUUUUUUUU[/spoiler]
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
no
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
affirmative
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I DID NOT, I repeat DID NOT mess up the opera scene in FFVI! I also knew perfectly well where to find the dressing room. Also...Locke/Celes?
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
man J-rock is a fire genre
Kophee23
nationmstants
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Your drunkd,,GOG Homewg!!!kd//?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Wait I forgot its not really summer anymore-
Ooh Covali interesting interesting... 🤔 Kiya definitely doesn't know whats going on.
On another note, a weapons deal was made between Sciqinic, Kophee, and Aarde this afternoon, supplying Kophee with an unspecified "superweapon".
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Sciqinic
uh bro was at a bar I think
Yes. We hope this can be of good use! 😊
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah, Sciqinic
i should be focusing but i cant theres a tally hall song stuck in my head i dont know what to write
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
So how is everyone doing?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Good
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
dead
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I swear to God, this video game is real. It was on the PS2 and had a Latin title that started with A. It was supposedly really bad, with awful graphics, horrible controls, and a bare bones story... I swear I looked it up once, the environment was grey with a lake and a forest. It involved a rouge knight following a light through the forest... or I could've had a very realistic dream...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
doo doo dododoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO DOO DOO doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
im trying to get the voices and music to stfu it's not working
Kophee23
it's so bad because it's playing the chorus of bring me to life I'M GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭😭
Kophee23
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS SOOOONG
Kophee23
i give up
Kophee23
The 5 stages of grief.
Kophee23
Man why don't we do this anymore
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.
hoi :3
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Welcome!
Kophee23
just took a gyat darn NAP in this classroom
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
got schlumped on this desk
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I think if I could make polls this region would be thriving. I think a whole lot of things would be better actually if I was just a little more powerful y'know
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Aark Souls
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Your'e not a real foam, Yalu a DANCE! 666...
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i threw a wish in a well
dont ask me ill never tell
i looked to you as it fell
but now your in my way
Kophee23
As do we.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hi
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
thinking about hosting a cooperative writing competitionÂ
you would be paired with somebody randomly and you would have to write a story (with the style being decided by a wheel) about a prompt decided by the judges or something without being able to talk to your partner
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Baby you're gonna be busy with finishing paperwork about veteris mundi flatus.
Kophee23
GJ has septic ulcers underneath his heart.
Kophee23
Join us...😁
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Jesus is the original devil. Liberal man who feeds the "poor"...
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I don't feel a thing...
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
And I stop remembering...
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I would be so nervous I hate my writing. 😭
Kophee23
Anybody have any idea on how to recover from the summer lull? The map is in the making and might be released like tonight (imagine that lol), so rp should be picking up.
Speaking of which, are we going to come back from this hiatus? I think weÂ’re just waiting for a response from Leapcor about negotiations.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.