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Russchratt wrote:How do we feel about my flag rn outta 10

I'm sorry, but it hurts to look at. The colors are offensive to the eyes. :(

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:me who made my flag in 10 minutes whenever i first joined this region and hasnt updated it since:

Me who found a funny image of Garfield on Facebook and proceeded to steal it and turned it into a national symbol.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Why do we have embassies with regions that have less than 10 nations?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

i quite enjoy all of these sandwiches

nuclear waste especially

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cantilia wrote:(Me personally, Id add some udders... Don't tell anyone I said that word! Don't wanna start a war)

Breaking news: Emperor Situroz II of Kandfaroi has declared war on all cows and bovine-kind for mysterious reasons.

(Did he forget his pills again?)

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Southeast Aarde wrote:we gotta overthrow that stupid domestic affairs minister before anything else gets out of hand

Surely I'm not a target either, right? Right...?

Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:Why do we have embassies with regions that have less than 10 nations?

Who wants to know?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Soft-Spoken Icbm wrote:Who wants to know?

My God.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:My God.

Lasagna.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Pretty quiet

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

AHHHHHHHHH

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth

Aktemuth wrote:Why do we have embassies with regions that have less than 10 nations?

people move out of regions and other such things, i’ll probably go through embassies later and clean up. kophee was actually speaking about that earlier, too

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Do you ever eat goldfish with ketchup

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Do you ever eat goldfish with ketchup
I will blow up 6 small countries

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:I will blow up 6 small countries

No country is small if you clone the babies.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Russchratt wrote:I will blow up 6 small countries

here's a map of those annoying island archipelagos right off our border.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Hildzah wrote:Do you ever eat goldfish with ketchup

I’ve found they’re better with mustard

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aktemuth

Kophee23 wrote:I’ve found they’re better with mustard

they're best with both, actually

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Kophee23 wrote:I’ve found they’re better with mustard

I prefer mayo.

Can we make this into a poll?

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I prefer mayo.

Can we make this into a poll?

i would say yes but i have no poll perms

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:

here's a map of those annoying island archipelagos right off our border.

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Pretty quiet in here..... Hmmm

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Pretty quiet in here..... Hmmm

*slowly turns up norwegian death metal music*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

*slowly turns up norwegian death metal music*

*chops up mystery meat rapidly*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:*chops up mystery meat rapidly*

*slow roasts an entire cow*

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Anarchic Free State Of Glaarkia wrote:*slow roasts an entire cow*

That's against my religion.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:That's against my religion.

*slow roasts you*

Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:*slow roasts you*

Um, that's also against my religion.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:Um, that's also against my religion.

*fast roasts myself*

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bruh, they really need a "confirm" button where the "move to XYZ region" button is.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:Bruh, they really need a "confirm" button where the "move to XYZ region" button is.

come back :(

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

New New New New New New New Glaark wrote:come back :(

I like my OJ, bro lol. I'm sorry I got your hopes up. :(

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I like my OJ, bro lol. I'm sorry I got your hopes up. :(

that's probably for the better

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:that's probably for the better

BADUDUDUM BA BA BUM BABAdUDUDUM

SOME KIND OF DISASTER RELIEF

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I prefer mayo.

Can we make this into a poll?

what shall it be called

Kophee23, Hildzah

Aktemuth wrote:Bruh, they really need a "confirm" button where the "move to XYZ region" button is.

OMFG YES THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE RUINED MY RESIDENCY BY ACCIDENT

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Kophee23 wrote:OMFG YES THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE RUINED MY RESIDENCY BY ACCIDENT

I think I'm lucky because I'm still considered a vassal here. Otherwise it'd put me back to square one.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:what shall it be called

Idk what best goes on goldfish lol

You can use that as the title.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The US Supreme Court justices writing a code of ethics is the funniest thing I've heard today. Good thing MY country abolished the judiciary court system. Can't have a corrupt justice system if you don't have a justice system to begin with.

Paid for by the Aktemuth of Recreation and Tourism Department.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:OMFG YES THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE RUINED MY RESIDENCY BY ACCIDENT

you think your residency is bad?

...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Bunger

Cantilia, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Just got a 17 kill victory royale 🔥

Cantilia, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Bunger

bunger bunger bunger bunger

Junior double triple bunger

Flame grilled taste with perfect tuppers

I rule this day

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:bunger bunger bunger bunger

Junior double triple bunger

Flame grilled taste with perfect tuppers

I rule this day

you dropped your crown, bunger king 👑

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:bunger bunger bunger bunger

Junior double triple bunger

Flame grilled taste with perfect tuppers

I rule this day

Bro I absolutely hate this commercial it's so painful to listen to.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:Bro I absolutely hate this commercial it's so painful to listen to.

ive given up hating it, but i like bugsnax

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

buh bye, embassy dudes, dudettes, dudepersons, and dudexs

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Tocuh

hi guys!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Fysk Island wrote:BADUDUDUM BA BA BUM BABAdUDUDUM

SOME KIND OF DISASTER RELIEF

fysk you good?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Laiveli wrote:fysk you good?

AAH I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Fysk Island wrote:AAH I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED

... what have you done

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Laiveli wrote:... what have you done

absolutely nothing

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Laiveli wrote:hi guys!

heyo

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Colonial Holdings wrote:buh bye, embassy dudes, dudettes, dudepersons, and dudexs

see ya my bro/broette/broperson/brox

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

*steals all your books*

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Burns all the books*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cantilia wrote:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Burns all the books*

MY BOOKS

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

ive given up hating it, but i like bugsnax

Bugsnax? What's that?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

fReE yOuR !!!SKIN!! with Gillette Razors!😁

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Russchratt wrote:Bugsnax? What's that?

im deathly afraid you are not in the know

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:fReE yOuR !!!SKIN!! with Gillette Razors!😁

I don't like the way my skin feels on my body.

Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?

You don't?

Why don't you pull it off?

[I]Pull off your skin...[/I]

- Lightning McQueen

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

im deathly afraid you are not in the know

Man I have nooooo clue what Bugsnax is, man.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

In other news, BungerBarnia's local Strabby wrangler, Maeve Berlin, has been killed after a brutal  attack by a swarm of Fryders. May Schratt rest her soul.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I don't like the way my skin feels on my body.

Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?

You don't?

Why don't you pull it off?

[I]Pull off your skin...[/I]

- Lightning McQueen

Reject Human, Become Car, Embrace the Oil.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:

Reject Human, Become Car, Embrace the Oil.

DEIFY MOTOR SPIRIT! KISS GOODBYE THE WEAK!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I don't like the way my skin feels on my body.

Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?

You don't?

Why don't you pull it off?

[I]Pull off your skin...[/I]

- Lightning McQueen

We can help with that!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Shimyshimy ay shimy ay shimy a

Drank

Swalalala

Drank

Swalalala

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:Shimyshimy ay shimy ay shimy a

Drank

Swalalala

Drank

Swalalala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa32G0Xj0g

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth

Southeast Aarde wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa32G0Xj0g

https://youtu.be/GfqQXvvzufY?si=6emFmtzTo4MtjUaK

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:https://youtu.be/GfqQXvvzufY?si=6emFmtzTo4MtjUaK

the fact this is unblocked says alot

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:the fact this is unblocked says alot

So much meaning behind so little words.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:So much meaning behind so little words.

so little meaning behind so much words

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

I saw a job posting that said "Hard work pays off. See what you'll get for your efforts." And it's literally just bare minimum things like 5 PTO days, health insurance, and 401k.

This is your daily reminder to never work for someone. Instead, you should work towards being born to ultra rich parents.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Aktemuth wrote:I saw a job posting that said "Hard work pays off. See what you'll get for your efforts." And it's literally just bare minimum things like 5 PTO days, health insurance, and 401k.

This is your daily reminder to never work for someone. Instead, you should work towards being born to ultra rich parents.

I'm saving up points to be able to choose which country I'm born in next run, but I don't know if I'm going to get enough to choose the area in the country yet...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aktemuth

Rust Islands wrote:I'm saving up points to be able to choose which country I'm born in next run, but I don't know if I'm going to get enough to choose the area in the country yet...

actually I heard they're gonna lock that behind a paywall next update. Really disappointing

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:actually I heard they're gonna lock that behind a paywall next update. Really disappointing

It’s all because EA bought Life™.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Might replace the red or yellow in the flag with green

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

oh but then i have yo replace the banner and I don't have that saved

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:It’s all because EA bought Life™.

on the bright side, i heard that an indie studio has started development on an off brand version that doesn't have any paywalls and an open cheat system.

they plan on calling it "Earth" or something weird like that.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:actually I heard they're gonna lock that behind a paywall next update. Really disappointing

Yeah I think they're going to go through with that. I wish EA didn't buy out the game. But depending on the country, you might be able to get a decent spot. The game's starting location runs on a population density algorithm. So you have a higher chance of landing in a city overall. So you can take advantage of this algorithm and spawn somewhere nice like Monaco or Singapore. Wouldn't suggest Hong Kong since the Chinese players tend to be a pretty aggressive team and I'm pretty sure the devs are gonna make it into a PVP arena soon.

In fact, with these constant updates and unlocking PVP for Palestine and Ukraine, I really think they're onto some big. We might be seeing something like the WWII update. Might be even bigger! That would be poggers.

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Might replace the red or yellow in the flag with green

I think you should reconsider all your colors. They just don't fit well and are visually unappealing. I'd suggest using a color wheel. You can find colors that look good with each other and form a story about your nation off of that. You can also use the color's perceived meaning to help you decide what colors would be best. Like white signaling purity, red is angry, purple is power, etc.

You can also just use the designs and colors from other countries to help you in your flag design. I think most countries already borrow elements from another country, so it's not like it hasn't been done before. If Australia can do it, anyone can.

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Also don't make it something overly simple or dumb

Like just a white background with a red circle in it

*COUGH COUGH*

No hate to Japan, I love my anime

Or like.

just green.

Like.

Only green...

(Libya's old flag)

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Cantilia wrote:Also don't make it something overly simple or dumb

Like just a white background with a red circle in it

*COUGH COUGH*

No hate to Japan, I love my anime

Or like.

just green.

Like.

Only green...

(Libya's old flag)

Tbh the Imperial Japanese flag was pretty cool. Just wish they hadn't REDACTED Nanjing.

I had no clue Libya did that. It looks so boring lol

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

So my nation is theologic, autocratic, and feudalist. Does that make my country a monarchy now?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:

I think you should reconsider all your colors. They just don't fit well and are visually unappealing. I'd suggest using a color wheel. You can find colors that look good with each other and form a story about your nation off of that. You can also use the color's perceived meaning to help you decide what colors would be best. Like white signaling purity, red is angry, purple is power, etc.

You can also just use the designs and colors from other countries to help you in your flag design. I think most countries already borrow elements from another country, so it's not like it hasn't been done before. If Australia can do it, anyone can.

Well they all have meaning. Red for the bloodshed, yellow for the Schratt Coin, and Blue for the police state

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

i am pleasantly surprised that this name wasn't taken.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Worry wrote:i am pleasantly surprised that this name wasn't taken.

off to storage with you, then

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:off to storage with you, then

NOOOOOO-

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

puppet rearrangement 👍

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:off to storage with you, then

[B]SEND HIM TO DETROIT[/B]

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

UwU

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Kandfaroi wrote:UwU

oh hey farokland

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:oh hey farokland

Please stop

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:Please stop

how are you farokland

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:how are you farokland

😭

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:😭

Same

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

What farokland??

(Im new, dumb, slow)

pls tell me

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Y'ever had a dream that you were a nug

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Y'ever had a dream that you were a nug

Have ya ever been beat'n by a wet spuhgh'etti newdle ba' yer girlfriend because she has a twin sister and ya got confused an' f___ked her dad? That's what it feels to drive a Ford F250

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth

A second foot will touch the ground. One day we will stand.

Urah Inaln Ijach Ummarah Ester

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

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