Post Archive
Region: OrangeJuice
My question is why you had cake at a funeral?
If I have a funeral, I want there to be a cake. Imagine it: the few measly people who are actually mourning my loss, and then some random folks around the community wearing black and attending just to be nice. Sitting down next to my ashes and eating vanilla ice cream cake, while the song that will(hopefully) eventually play at my funeral goes "WOO, WOO, WOO, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"
It's a funeral party, and all the balloons say "get better soon!"
Kaeyoku, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
Can I attend
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
1. i didn't know the kid
2. don't ask me why there was cake
3. why question it? cake is cake
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
This week I am doing straight testing, hours and hours on end for three days.
Cantilia, Southeast Aarde
Omg same
I hate testing season
Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
How long do you guys think I have before the teacher looks at my screen and closes the tab
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I GOT A 3/33 ON THE TEST
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
MATH IS WORK OF SATAN
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
8.7%!!!!
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Try: focusing.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I DID! I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SH BRO! WHAT TF IS A 3x-2b+-92xy-3i9= Intel Core I5+98y
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
A favorite creation of mine. I suffer from it too, but as long as I see others suffer I'm happy.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
same
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Such as the Schrattian Execution Chambers. The screams keep me awake at night, but the thought that someone has a mining drill in their abdomen, just puts a smile on my face.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Mining drill? Ameteur
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
It's the biggest thing we can fit in there and it's right by the factory
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Wait a second... TWO satans?
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
There's a lot of Satans
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
OrangeJuice Dictionary Updated
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1837967
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
California? I hardly know 'a!
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm off for the day, see yall when I go out tomorrow (man this is really backwards for me lol)
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Kophee24
ever realize whenever you drink water you are technically kissing it
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Ew. I'm...never drinking water again.
So when will the map finish? I'm not trying to complain or anything, it's just that roleplay will stall until it's completed and the war is getting interesting
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Southeast Aarde
And whatÂ’s wrong with that?
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Making it
Southeast Aarde
These 3 posts are definitely one of the most agreeable things in the entire universe, even twitter would agree
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
This kitty has decided to visit your region and maybe stay here permanently.
Wintermoot Iii, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
*gasp*
KITTY!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
I got me a stack of oreos
There are so many
I stole them from the kitchen
mmmmmmmmmm oreos
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
good day
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YAY!!
Meow :D
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Psyduck is probably like. The most achievable pokemon probably. Like I don't think I could teach a rock to sprout arms and eyes and be a Geodude, but there's probably a certain threshold of mental torment I could subject to a duck, that would make a psyduck.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
...excuse me what
Kophee23, Hildzah
I have a shiny psyduck
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Jokes on you, Schratt! I don't have an arugula plant!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
When I stop procrastinating, and get done with every other art project I have, which is at least one.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
I love how everyone wants to make the map, but none of us are doing it.
I too procrastinate.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Memes aside, Careless Whisper is actually a banger. Someone should probably make, like, a funky version of it, and it would be the most groovy beat I'd ever bopped to.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Careless Whisper: GROOVY REMIX!
I'm pretty sure this is already a thing, I mean it has to be right???
Kophee23
i share a region with these people
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Do you guys practice neck hygiene (the process of cleaning your neck)
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Jokes on you, Schratt! I don't have a life!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
"Life? You think I have a life?! The only grass I've ever touched is the Minecraft grass, how's that for a life?!"
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Only life I know is farmin'. Head out herr erry day to check on em dayumed animulls.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Following recent legislation in Russchratt, Big Belly is watching you.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Hey I got that issue a month ago lol
Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Define Big Belly.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Bigbelly
The noise commonly associated with the slapping between two slabs of flesh.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
dUde I accidentally bid 1.00 on a legendary card it was an accident
Kophee23
heheheh
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My cat pissed in my arugula plant
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Seems like your cat has been doing that a lot lately
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
yeah
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Not anymore!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Welcome Western Avemia!
Southeast Aarde
Once I get a new computer what should my first steam game be
Kophee23
Yes
Southeast Aarde
*boss music*
Kophee23
Manager
Southeast Aarde
Nah. Anarchy
Kophee23
Disagreement Order
Southeast Aarde
uh...happy meal with a big mac please?
Kophee23
Mirror
Kophee23
In the adult section
Kophee23
Interesting choice, but OK
Kophee23
Oh better yet, find a VR one
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*This little kitten believes that every day is a good day :3*
*This little kitten is amused by this human's use of the cat tongue.*
*This kitten thinks your cat doesn't respect you.*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Get an index for those special fingering tracking controllers
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*This kitten wonders if there's a word on the jucian dictionary that accurately describes the mixture of irresistible cuteness and existential dread that this kitten embodies*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The closest is you being a Jiohohu, but one that would better describe it is the english word adorabwle.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Lactate
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
dishwashers should have transparent doors like washing machines. why are dishwashers so secretive of its cleaning methods? i bet they're hiding something from us and we need to see what it is >:(
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Huh. Dishwasher conspiracy.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
I remember the first time I got high. What a day.
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
YOOO I GOT THE FIRST MESSAGE ON PAGE 100
Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
congrats
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Fourth
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
I got 1st and 2nd. Hildzah got 3rd
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
lmao
Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
New pollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Kophee23, Hildzah
Just realized, everyone who goes to page 100 in the future from here on will see this completely out of context.
I'm picturing it now and it's great. Just imagine the confusion
Cantilia, Kophee23
I got a fatass burger for like $8 and ate it in 2.3 seconds
Kophee23, Hildzah
Then I schlept like a baby for 14 hours
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
AAAAAAAAAAAJhAHSHAAJSJHASJHKSHJKAKHJASKJhshhhshajsKJKSKHJASJHKASKJHS
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
New Jucian word?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
elo
Kophee23, Hildzah
Hmmmmmmmmm
I see......
Yessss....
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Ew are you british
Cantilia, Kophee23, Hildzah
I HAVE No IDEA whY jimmy doesn't know what place values are, nbUt you correct him yourself okay?!?!?!??! Don't ask me to define for you/DONT ASk ME tO FIND THE CORRECT SOLUTIOON TO THE PROBLEM, YOU MATH BAFFOONS GO AND FIND IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
Russchratt, Kophee23
I hate British people
Kophee23, Hildzah
What tf is a place value
Kophee23, Hildzah
I swear this RMB gets weirder and weirder each time I log on.
Cantilia, Kophee23
The future is now, sushi man
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Did you assume my brexit?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
You tea drinking bastard...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
'ave sUM tee 🫖🍵🧋
Russchratt, Kophee23, Hildzah
hElp stop making me laugh
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
'ave soom tee bruv me chips innit?
Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
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Written by Refuge Isle.