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Region: OrangeJuice
I'm sorry, but it hurts to look at. The colors are offensive to the eyes. :(
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Me who found a funny image of Garfield on Facebook and proceeded to steal it and turned it into a national symbol.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Why do we have embassies with regions that have less than 10 nations?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i quite enjoy all of these sandwiches
nuclear waste especially
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Breaking news: Emperor Situroz II of Kandfaroi has declared war on all cows and bovine-kind for mysterious reasons.
(Did he forget his pills again?)
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Surely I'm not a target either, right? Right...?
Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Who wants to know?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My God.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Lasagna.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Pretty quiet
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
AHHHHHHHHH
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth
people move out of regions and other such things, ill probably go through embassies later and clean up. kophee was actually speaking about that earlier, too
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Do you ever eat goldfish with ketchup
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
No country is small if you clone the babies.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
here's a map of those annoying island archipelagos right off our border.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Ive found theyre better with mustard
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aktemuth
they're best with both, actually
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I prefer mayo.
Can we make this into a poll?
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i would say yes but i have no poll perms
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Pretty quiet in here..... Hmmm
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*slowly turns up norwegian death metal music*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*slow roasts an entire cow*
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
That's against my religion.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*slow roasts you*
Kophee23
Um, that's also against my religion.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*fast roasts myself*
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Bruh, they really need a "confirm" button where the "move to XYZ region" button is.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
come back :(
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I like my OJ, bro lol. I'm sorry I got your hopes up. :(
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
that's probably for the better
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
BADUDUDUM BA BA BUM BABAdUDUDUM
SOME KIND OF DISASTER RELIEF
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
what shall it be called
Kophee23, Hildzah
OMFG YES THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE RUINED MY RESIDENCY BY ACCIDENT
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I think I'm lucky because I'm still considered a vassal here. Otherwise it'd put me back to square one.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Idk what best goes on goldfish lol
You can use that as the title.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The US Supreme Court justices writing a code of ethics is the funniest thing I've heard today. Good thing MY country abolished the judiciary court system. Can't have a corrupt justice system if you don't have a justice system to begin with.
Paid for by the Aktemuth of Recreation and Tourism Department.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
you think your residency is bad?
...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Bunger
Cantilia, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Just got a 17 kill victory royale 🔥
Cantilia, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
bunger bunger bunger bunger
Junior double triple bunger
Flame grilled taste with perfect tuppers
I rule this day
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
you dropped your crown, bunger king 👑
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Bro I absolutely hate this commercial it's so painful to listen to.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ive given up hating it, but i like bugsnax
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
buh bye, embassy dudes, dudettes, dudepersons, and dudexs
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Tocuh
hi guys!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
fysk you good?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
AAH I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
... what have you done
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
absolutely nothing
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
heyo
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
see ya my bro/broette/broperson/brox
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
*steals all your books*
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Burns all the books*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
MY BOOKS
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
fReE yOuR !!!SKIN!! with Gillette Razors!😁
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
im deathly afraid you are not in the know
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I don't like the way my skin feels on my body.
Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?
You don't?
Why don't you pull it off?
[I]Pull off your skin...[/I]
- Lightning McQueen
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
In other news, BungerBarnia's local Strabby wrangler, Maeve Berlin, has been killed after a brutal attack by a swarm of Fryders. May Schratt rest her soul.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Reject Human, Become Car, Embrace the Oil.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
We can help with that!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Shimyshimy ay shimy ay shimy a
Drank
Swalalala
Drank
Swalalala
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa32G0Xj0g
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth
https://youtu.be/GfqQXvvzufY?si=6emFmtzTo4MtjUaK
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
the fact this is unblocked says alot
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
So much meaning behind so little words.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
so little meaning behind so much words
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I saw a job posting that said "Hard work pays off. See what you'll get for your efforts." And it's literally just bare minimum things like 5 PTO days, health insurance, and 401k.
This is your daily reminder to never work for someone. Instead, you should work towards being born to ultra rich parents.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
I'm saving up points to be able to choose which country I'm born in next run, but I don't know if I'm going to get enough to choose the area in the country yet...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aktemuth
actually I heard they're gonna lock that behind a paywall next update. Really disappointing
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Its all because EA bought Life.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Might replace the red or yellow in the flag with green
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
oh but then i have yo replace the banner and I don't have that saved
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
on the bright side, i heard that an indie studio has started development on an off brand version that doesn't have any paywalls and an open cheat system.
they plan on calling it "Earth" or something weird like that.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Yeah I think they're going to go through with that. I wish EA didn't buy out the game. But depending on the country, you might be able to get a decent spot. The game's starting location runs on a population density algorithm. So you have a higher chance of landing in a city overall. So you can take advantage of this algorithm and spawn somewhere nice like Monaco or Singapore. Wouldn't suggest Hong Kong since the Chinese players tend to be a pretty aggressive team and I'm pretty sure the devs are gonna make it into a PVP arena soon.
In fact, with these constant updates and unlocking PVP for Palestine and Ukraine, I really think they're onto some big. We might be seeing something like the WWII update. Might be even bigger! That would be poggers.
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I think you should reconsider all your colors. They just don't fit well and are visually unappealing. I'd suggest using a color wheel. You can find colors that look good with each other and form a story about your nation off of that. You can also use the color's perceived meaning to help you decide what colors would be best. Like white signaling purity, red is angry, purple is power, etc.
You can also just use the designs and colors from other countries to help you in your flag design. I think most countries already borrow elements from another country, so it's not like it hasn't been done before. If Australia can do it, anyone can.
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Also don't make it something overly simple or dumb
Like just a white background with a red circle in it
*COUGH COUGH*
No hate to Japan, I love my anime
Or like.
just green.
Like.
Only green...
(Libya's old flag)
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Tbh the Imperial Japanese flag was pretty cool. Just wish they hadn't REDACTED Nanjing.
I had no clue Libya did that. It looks so boring lol
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
So my nation is theologic, autocratic, and feudalist. Does that make my country a monarchy now?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i am pleasantly surprised that this name wasn't taken.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
off to storage with you, then
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
NOOOOOO-
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
puppet rearrangement 👍
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
[B]SEND HIM TO DETROIT[/B]
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
UwU
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
oh hey farokland
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Please stop
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
how are you farokland
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
😭
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Same
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
What farokland??
(Im new, dumb, slow)
pls tell me
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Y'ever had a dream that you were a nug
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Have ya ever been beat'n by a wet spuhgh'etti newdle ba' yer girlfriend because she has a twin sister and ya got confused an' f___ked her dad? That's what it feels to drive a Ford F250
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth
A second foot will touch the ground. One day we will stand.
Urah Inaln Ijach Ummarah Ester
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.