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Region: OrangeJuice

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Silly Axolotl Plushie wrote:A wubber woom with wats.

wats mwake mwe cwazy

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

god please stop

Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aportistopireistan wrote:wats mwake mwe cwazy

Cwazy?

....I am crazy.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

i hate living

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

If a union does not allow the things that make it a union part, is it weally a union, or is it just anothew countwy with cantons, counties, or wegions? Though ouw states may be close, it is also impowtant to keep the pwotection of ouw citizens close too, so if the same body that is supposed to pwotect us stawts hawming us, is it not in ouw wights to take down that same govewnment? It is, but I don’t assume we would be able to, so I feel it would be bettew to let the people of the states bweak fwee of this govewnment wathew than just trying to bweak the govewnment itself.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

On a website full of raiders, insane mods, and gross Official Mcdonalds Nation lunches...

That's me, The Nasty Patty, and my region, OrangeJuice try to do the impossible:

Create a guide that will help you survive NationStates!

*cue theme music*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:On a website full of raiders, insane mods, and gross Official Mcdonalds Nation lunches...

That's me, The Nasty Patty, and my region, OrangeJuice try to do the impossible:

Create a guide that will help you survive NationStates!

*cue theme music*

Okay, okay. So the first and foremost rule, alright, is that whatever you do...never feed the stray cat on the sidewalk. NEVER. Understand? I made that mistake once...never again...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Okay, okay. So the first and foremost rule, alright, is that whatever you do...never feed the stray cat on the sidewalk. NEVER. Understand? I made that mistake once...never again...

Awh, are you sure? It looks so cute—

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Hildzah wrote:Okay, okay. So the first and foremost rule, alright, is that whatever you do...never feed the stray cat on the sidewalk. NEVER. Understand? I made that mistake once...never again...

What about the coyotes eating out of the garbage can?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:What about the coyotes eating out of the garbage can?

one of them is my pet named Rubert :)

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

It Guy wrote:one of them is my pet named Rubert :)

Rabies vaccination?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:Rabies vaccination?

maybe, i dont know, i found him on the street one day

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

i dislocated my chromebook. the screen hinges unhinged and the monitor is kind of tilted.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aleysir

Southeast Aarde wrote:i dislocated my chromebook. the screen hinges unhinged and the monitor is kind of tilted.

No, you merely used chiropractic

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

...We had to watch a video for science and the music from it is stuck in my head.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

It Guy wrote:maybe, i dont know, i found him on the street one day

Just turn him lose on some KFC customers and we'll see.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:On a website full of raiders, insane mods, and gross Official Mcdonalds Nation lunches...

That's me, The Nasty Patty, and my region, OrangeJuice try to do the impossible:

Create a guide that will help you survive NationStates!

*cue theme music*

YOU WILL BE SEEING THE LAWYERS SOON, vAuAbLe cUsToMeR!!!!!!!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Official Mcdonalds Nation wrote:YOU WILL BE SEEING THE LAWYERS SOON, vAuAbLe cUsToMeR!!!!!!!

Oh, you old fuddy duddy...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Republic Of Potato wrote:...We had to watch a video for science and the music from it is stuck in my head.

Omg yes

Also that vid Vlecrien sent in the chat is so useful yet so hard

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

just got a legendary who wants it

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:just got a legendary who wants it

ME EME MEE ME ME PLEASE PLEASe

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:ME EME MEE ME ME PLEASE PLEASe

too bad

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:just got a legendary who wants it

you want some cards?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=58938/nation=the_prison

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Wwwwwwwwwwwww Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Jottunheim

Rust Islands wrote:you want some cards?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=58938/nation=the_prison

i think i caught a disease looking through that collection

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Jottunheim wrote:i think i caught a disease looking through that collection

why do you think they're in The Prison?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:just got a legendary who wants it

Gib now or I will use my mod powers

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kandfaroi wrote:Gib now or I will use my mod powers

power abuse

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:power abuse

Just a lil sillyness

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

The Nasty Patty wrote:Oh, you old fuddy duddy...

I'm swimming in Ronald's Tears, which is also McDonald's Official Charity Organization. Your child's plight motivates us to create limited addition Happy Meals™toys!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:why do you think they're in The Prison?

Now we should get the prison to move here >:)

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Now we should get the prison to move here >:)

that's me. im the prison.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:that's me. im the prison.

i never said anything that post is a hallucination.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:i never said anything that post is a hallucination.

what post?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Official Mcdonalds Nation wrote:I'm swimming in Ronald's Tears, which is also McDonald's Official Charity Organization. Your child's plight motivates us to create limited addition Happy Meals™toys!

LoL 🤣

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

May I talk about the anti-imperialism themes of The Mars Daybreak anime, if anyone even remembers that show.

*Beep'em and Boop'em* That worlds falling apart! For reals this time!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

*Takis Hops on over*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Takis Chips wrote:*Takis Hops on over*

Are you tolerant of Flamin Hot Cheetos?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Takis Chips wrote:*Takis Hops on over*

[Enemy Approaching]

*Takis blocks the way!

>ACT

*Check *Talk

*Feed Tem Flakes >Bite

*You take a Takis chip and bite into it!

*It tastes moderately spicy. You recovered 1HP.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Freely Gauds' leader guy asked for embassies, I said something along the lines of "no thanks i dont want OJ to have connections with a region that acts without thinking", and then I got banned from their region

Update: Sent a puppet to their region to try to talk about things, they promptly banned the puppet.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

good day orangejuice

writing a story about a guy for ela, can anyone give me name suggestions? (the name isn't important to the story, pleas don't make it too distracting)

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:good day orangejuice

writing a story about a guy for ela, can anyone give me name suggestions? (the name isn't important to the story, pleas don't make it too distracting)

Man "Manny" McManFace

alternatively: Woman "Womanny" McWomanFace

OR: Person "Personny" McPersonFace

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Man "Manny" McManFace

I SOMEHOW THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT 😭

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:I SOMEHOW THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT 😭

please ignore the fact it took 20 minutes to come up with that name.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:good day orangejuice

writing a story about a guy for ela, can anyone give me name suggestions? (the name isn't important to the story, pleas don't make it too distracting)

Bobbie Wayne Kennedy

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Freely Gauds' leader guy asked for embassies, I said something along the lines of "no thanks i dont want OJ to have connections with a region that acts without thinking", and then I got banned from their region

Update: Sent a puppet to their region to try to talk about things, they promptly banned the puppet.

Is this the end of the saga?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:Is this the end of the saga?

probably, i don't see any reason to try to... reason... with them if they refuse to talk about anything

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

on another note, i just joined a kahoot under the name "Joseph" and the teacher didn't notice until the end

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:on another note, i just joined a kahoot under the name "Joseph" and the teacher didn't notice until the end

stealth 100

Kandfaroi, Sche Pytoporoping, Kophee23

BUNGis amoungus

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:BUNGis amoungus

the first message you sent after getting into the WA

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:good day orangejuice

writing a story about a guy for ela, can anyone give me name suggestions? (the name isn't important to the story, pleas don't make it too distracting)

John Storyman

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The BCN just asked for embassies and OrangeJuice is in their roast book, I was kinda tempted to reject.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Curt Kokaine is 8th for most cheerful citizens…I wonder why

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

aerilia voted on our poll, i have their card

😲

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Springfield Communist Party wrote:The BCN just asked for embassies and OrangeJuice is in their roast book, I was kinda tempted to reject.

i dont even know who they are

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Springfield Communist Party

OK, so i changed the banner, does everyone prefer the old one or this new one? it's supposed to be of Orangia

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:OK, so i changed the banner, does everyone prefer the old one or this new one? it's supposed to be of Orangia

It kind of looks more like Wintreath's now

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Yesterday was my nation's first birthday, by the way. Here's to another year of cool stuff happening. 🎂

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

Tripping Am I? Ball Of Giant Orange Sherbet???😵‍💫

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:i dont even know who they are

They said they will now drink up the entire region.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Republic Of Potato wrote:Yesterday was my nation's first birthday, by the way. Here's to another year of cool stuff happening. 🎂

happy birthday

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

I am offended that you would not include the best milkshake flavour on this poll. smh

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:Tripping Am I? Ball Of Giant Orange Sherbet???😵‍💫

please don't eat the banner. It's not good for the planet 😨

Kophee23 wrote:I am offended that you would not include the best milkshake flavour on this poll. smh

yes, but does creamsicle not count?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty

Post self-deleted by Rust Islands.

i come over here and you've deleted a post, cant have anything in detroit

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

writers block goes hard when you have absolutely no motivation whatsoever

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

The entirety of the situation with FG:

A while ago, OrangeJuice ran a poll asking if we should look into ever trying raiding (raiding as in getting rid of fascist regions). Due to this poll, Freely Guads decided to withdraw our embassy. This was unfortunate, but to each their own.

About 6 days ago, Guad sent OJ an embassy request, I asked why, Guad sent a TG stating the following:

[spoiler=the conversation]"Look, I'm sorry about before. I was not thinking. I just like to be friends again. Please."

My response:

"And what has changed since our last encounter?

I'm going to be honest, I don't believe it will be in the best interest of OrangeJuice as a whole to have connections with a region such as your own. I do, however, respect you for the region you've made.

I hope your region prospers, have a nice day,

Rust Islands"

I then denied the embassy request.

[/spoiler]

About two days later, a member of their region asked if anybody noticed our denial. Guad said he had, and then one of their members with the office of "police" said "Let’s ban their leader to teach them a lesson" followed by "No one messes with FG!!!!"

I was then banned from the region.

I sent in a puppet, Fysk Island, to mediate peace between our regions. My post was suppressed and my puppet was banned.

Guad then sent a message, which he deleted (but can still be found on a message by Z Z Z Z...) stating that our region was small because nobody... liked me? Doesn't make sense, anyway, that started an argument between Z Z Z Z... and Guad, which ended in Z Z Z Z... starting a strawpoll to see if they should leave the region.

Now, yesterday, the same person who banned me and my puppet, stated that I was talking bad about FG, probably referring to my post 3 days ago. Guad then sent me a TG with the following text:

"Please dont talk to us again. I would like to ignore you guys form now on. So, let's make an agreement. We don't talk about or to you. You guys don't talk about or to us. Deal?"

Man, NS drama is so stupid haha

Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:[spoiler=spoiler not to clutter]The entirety of the situation with FG:

A while ago, OrangeJuice ran a poll asking if we should look into ever trying raiding (raiding as in getting rid of fascist regions). Due to this poll, Freely Guads decided to withdraw our embassy. This was unfortunate, but to each their own.

About 6 days ago, Guad sent OJ an embassy request, I asked why, Guad sent a TG stating the following:

[spoiler=the conversation]"Look, I'm sorry about before. I was not thinking. I just like to be friends again. Please."

My response:

"And what has changed since our last encounter?

I'm going to be honest, I don't believe it will be in the best interest of OrangeJuice as a whole to have connections with a region such as your own. I do, however, respect you for the region you've made.

I hope your region prospers, have a nice day,

Rust Islands"

I then denied the embassy request.

About two days later, a member of their region asked if anybody noticed our denial. Guad said he had, and then one of their members with the office of "police" said "Let’s ban their leader to teach them a lesson" followed by "No one messes with FG!!!!"

I was then banned from the region.

I sent in a puppet, Fysk Island, to mediate peace between our regions. My post was suppressed and my puppet was banned.

Guad then sent a message, which he deleted (but can still be found on a message by Z Z Z Z...) stating that our region was small because nobody... liked me? Doesn't make sense, anyway, that started an argument between Z Z Z Z... and Guad, which ended in Z Z Z Z... starting a strawpoll to see if they should leave the region.

Now, yesterday, the same person who banned me and my puppet, stated that I was talking bad about FG, probably referring to my post 3 days ago. Guad then sent me a TG with the following text:

"Please dont talk to us again. I would like to ignore you guys form now on. So, let's make an agreement. We don't talk about or to you. You guys don't talk about or to us. Deal?"

Man, NS drama is so stupid haha[/spoiler]

Yeah I read their RMB. Honestly this entire thing is just ridiculous. "Stupid" is an understatement.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

HAHAHA I JUST LOGGED ONTO THIS ACCOUNT AND I HAVE A TG FROM GUAD SAYING: "Don't come back" LMAOOOO

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

I just sent a TG to Z. Let's stop discussing this now, at least on the RMB. Discord or TGs are free game, though.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:I just sent a TG to Z. Let's stop discussing this now, at least on the RMB. Discord or TGs are free game, though.

i was done after the big post, but i just found guad's TG to fysk hilarious.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Don't mind me artificially inflating the price of my card...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

My teacher asked me if I needed anything. I needed motivation and a will to live.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:writers block goes hard when you have absolutely no motivation whatsoever

Thats real

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

What am I doing with my life

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

hey do you guys want to get Warzone Airspace? we could totally just send in two WA nations and get it, easy peasy like.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:hey do you guys want to get Warzone Airspace? we could totally just send in two WA nations and get it, easy peasy like.

Do it

Kophee23

Kandfaroi wrote:Do it

you say that like i have a spare WA nation... which is against NS ToS

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:you say that like i have a spare WA nation... which is against NS ToS

Oh I just meant you should do it, idk who else will but I can’t since I’m a delegate

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Kandfaroi wrote:Oh I just meant you should do it, idk who else will but I can’t since I’m a delegate

I can

my residency is crap anyways from the 3 times i moved

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:hey do you guys want to get Warzone Airspace? we could totally just send in two WA nations and get it, easy peasy like.

Warzone Codger? I know them from my original nation in the Rejected Realms!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Reader, meet Jack Personson. Jack Personson is currently fighting for his life in a forest full of monsters. How did he get into this situation? Well, when Jack woke up on Tuesday at seven in the morning, he had no idea the mess he was about to get himself into. He stared at the ceiling for an entire thirty minutes before getting out of bed and starting his day.

Except if you’re Jack Personson, starting your day is a huge mistake.

You see, Jack is a village-renowned hero who quite literally may have saved the world, but before that, he was just an average person. He had a life, he worked a job; a boring job, sure, but it paid the bills. So how did he go from your average Joe to saving the planet from total annihilation? That’s a good question. And to answer it, we need to go back to the beginning,

It was a beautiful day outside. Birds were singing. Flowers were blooming. On days like these, Jack Personson was just not having it. His computer had broken down and not even the technician could fix it, he had stubbed his toe on the way out of the house, and worst of all, it was a Tuesday! Here he was now, wandering the streets of the town when he heard a voice call his name from behind.

“Jack Personson! Is that you? Come over here!” It was an old lady in a corner knitting a sweater. Jack walked over. He had nothing better to do with his time.

The old lady spoke slowly. “I see something has got you feeling down.” She smiled and re-adjusted her glasses. “My name is Quest Giver—”

“Wait,” Jack interrupted. “Your name is LITERALLY Quest Giver? Ugh, what is up with the names in this town? Do the heavens have no creativity whatsoever?”

“...No, they don’t. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that—”

“I’m not interested.”

“What? But—”

“I’m not interested.”

“Please—”

“No.”

“But what if I could get your computer fixed?”

Jack stopped to think. “Well, I might need that for stuff. That being said, I was going to buy another one, but...”

The Quest Giver smiled. “But you don’t have the money. You’re poor, everybody knows that. Go out into the woods and find a magical harp. It can grant wishes and may even fix that lousy computer of yours if you track it down.”

“What do you mean, if I track it down? I’ll find it, won’t I?”

“Stop asking questions, just go!”

“FINE!”

And thus began the epic story of Jack, his computer, and a harp.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Kandfaroi wrote:Oh I just meant you should do it, idk who else will but I can’t since I’m a delegate

Wait where are you delegate?

Southeast Aarde wrote:I can

my residency is crap anyways from the 3 times i moved

cool, one more person needed, any volunteers?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Wait where are you delegate?

nevermind i found it lol

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rats

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Russchratt wrote:Rats

🐕 🛷 🐶 🦮 🐕‍🦺 🐩

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

The Nasty Patty wrote:🐕 🛷 🐶 🦮 🐕‍🦺 🐩

none of those are rats... besides maybe the fifth one. a giant rat.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty

Brad Pitt is drop dead gorgeous oml

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:

none of those are rats... besides maybe the fifth one. a giant rat.

Wouldn't consider these rats

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Brad Pitt is drop dead gorgeous oml
So is Steve Buscemi good lord

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:So is Steve Buscemi good lord

whozzat

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:

whozzat

Actor 40 years older than me 😻

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:none of those are rats... besides maybe the fifth one. a giant rat.

If rats pull a sled does it become a ratsled? Or is it still a dogsled because its original purpose is dogs?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Schratt determines what is and what isn't a rat

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

His definitions are a bit odd but I'm not to question them

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

The Nasty Patty wrote:If rats pull a sled does it become a ratsled? Or is it still a dogsled because its original purpose is dogs?

no comment.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Greetings Orange Juice. I was told that our country has poor social relations with the countries in the surrounding areas. In this regard, I would like to extend a hello! End of communication.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:Greetings Orange Juice. I was told that our country has poor social relations with the countries in the surrounding areas. In this regard, I would like to extend a hello! End of communication.

morning, Sche

Kandfaroi, Sche Pytoporoping, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I am the foodman

my food is delicous

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:I am the foodman

my food is delicous

Nuh uh

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

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