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Rust Islands wrote:vanilla ice cream (get your head out of the gutter)

also i made a quick flag for Range Ocuije while walking around a meijer

My question is why you had cake at a funeral?

If I have a funeral, I want there to be a cake. Imagine it: the few measly people who are actually mourning my loss, and then some random folks around the community wearing black and attending just to be nice. Sitting down next to my ashes and eating vanilla ice cream cake, while the song that will(hopefully) eventually play at my funeral goes "WOO, WOO, WOO, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

It's a funeral party, and all the balloons say "get better soon!"

Kaeyoku, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Southeast Aarde wrote:My question is why you had cake at a funeral?

If I have a funeral, I want cake. Imagine it: the few measly people who are actually mourning my loss, and then some random folks around the community wearing black and attending just to be nice. Sitting down next to my ashes and eating vanilla ice cream cake, while the song that will(hopefully) eventually play at my funeral goes "WOO, WOO, WOO, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

It's a funeral party, and all the balloons say "get better soon!"

Can I attend

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:My question is why you had cake at a funeral?

If I have a funeral, I want there to be a cake. Imagine it: the few measly people who are actually mourning my loss, and then some random folks around the community wearing black and attending just to be nice. Sitting down next to my ashes and eating vanilla ice cream cake, while the song that will(hopefully) eventually play at my funeral goes "WOO, WOO, WOO, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

It's a funeral party, and all the balloons say "get better soon!"

1. i didn't know the kid

2. don't ask me why there was cake

3. why question it? cake is cake

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:and a test to do but im on NS

This week I am doing straight testing, hours and hours on end for three days.

Cantilia, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:This week I am doing straight testing, hours and hours on end for three days.

Omg same

I hate testing season

Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

How long do you guys think I have before the teacher looks at my screen and closes the tab

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I GOT A 3/33 ON THE TEST

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

MATH IS WORK OF SATAN

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

8.7%!!!!

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:I GOT A 3/33 ON THE TEST

Russchratt wrote:8.7%!!!!

Russchratt wrote:MATH IS WORK OF SATAN

Try: focusing.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

I DID! I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SH BRO! WHAT TF IS A 3x-2b+-92xy-3i9= Intel Core I5+98y

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:MATH IS WORK OF SATAN

A favorite creation of mine. I suffer from it too, but as long as I see others suffer I'm happy.

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

same

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Such as the Schrattian Execution Chambers. The screams keep me awake at night, but the thought that someone has a mining drill in their abdomen, just puts a smile on my face.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Such as the Schrattian Execution Chambers. The screams keep me awake at night, but the thought that someone has a mining drill in their abdomen, just puts a smile on my face.

Mining drill? Ameteur

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

It's the biggest thing we can fit in there and it's right by the factory

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:MATH IS WORK OF SATAN

Kophee23 wrote:A favorite creation of mine. I suffer from it too, but as long as I see others suffer I'm happy.

Russchratt wrote:same

Russchratt wrote:Such as the Schrattian Execution Chambers. The screams keep me awake at night, but the thought that someone has a mining drill in their abdomen, just puts a smile on my face.

Kophee23 wrote:Mining drill? Ameteur

Russchratt wrote:It's the biggest thing we can fit in there and it's right by the factory

Wait a second... TWO satans?

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

There's a lot of Satans

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

OrangeJuice Dictionary Updated

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1837967

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

California? I hardly know 'a!

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I'm off for the day, see yall when I go out tomorrow (man this is really backwards for me lol)

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Kophee24

ever realize whenever you drink water you are technically kissing it

Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Aphean Islands wrote:ever realize whenever you drink water you are technically kissing it

Ew. I'm...never drinking water again.

So when will the map finish? I'm not trying to complain or anything, it's just that roleplay will stall until it's completed and the war is getting interesting

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aphean Islands wrote:ever realize whenever you drink water you are technically kissing it
Ew that's like gay or something I think

Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Ew that's like gay or something I think

And whatÂ’s wrong with that?

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Ew that's like gay or something I think

Making it

Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Dude the Kahoot music is a masterpiece.

Kandfaroi wrote:So true

Kophee23 wrote:It like literally makes you ascend to a different realm of existence

These 3 posts are definitely one of the most agreeable things in the entire universe, even twitter would agree

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

This kitty has decided to visit your region and maybe stay here permanently.

Wintermoot Iii, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

The Cutest Kitten Ever wrote:This kitty has decided to visit your region and maybe stay here permanently.

*gasp*

KITTY!!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

I got me a stack of oreos

There are so many

I stole them from the kitchen

mmmmmmmmmm oreos

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Cutest Kitten Ever wrote:This kitty has decided to visit your region and maybe stay here permanently.

good day

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Cutest Kitten Ever wrote:This kitty has decided to visit your region and maybe stay here permanently.

YAY!!

Meow :D

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Psyduck is probably like. The most achievable pokemon probably. Like I don't think I could teach a rock to sprout arms and eyes and be a Geodude, but there's probably a certain threshold of mental torment I could subject to a duck, that would make a psyduck.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Psyduck is probably like. The most achievable pokemon probably. Like I don't think I could teach a rock to sprout arms and eyes and be a Geodude, but there's probably a certain threshold of mental torment I could subject to a duck, that would make a psyduck.

...excuse me what

Kophee23, Hildzah

Hildzah wrote:Psyduck is probably like. The most achievable pokemon probably. Like I don't think I could teach a rock to sprout arms and eyes and be a Geodude, but there's probably a certain threshold of mental torment I could subject to a duck, that would make a psyduck.

I have a shiny psyduck

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:vote on our poll or my cat gives you a visit

Jokes on you, Schratt! I don't have an arugula plant!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Republic Of Potato wrote:

So when will the map finish? I'm not trying to complain or anything, it's just that roleplay will stall until it's completed and the war is getting interesting

When I stop procrastinating, and get done with every other art project I have, which is at least one.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kaeyoku wrote:When I stop procrastinating, and get done with every other art project I have, which is at least one.

I love how everyone wants to make the map, but none of us are doing it.

I too procrastinate.

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Memes aside, Careless Whisper is actually a banger. Someone should probably make, like, a funky version of it, and it would be the most groovy beat I'd ever bopped to.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Memes aside, Careless Whisper is actually a banger. Someone should probably make, like, a funky version of it, and it would be the most groovy beat I'd ever bopped to.

Careless Whisper: GROOVY REMIX!

I'm pretty sure this is already a thing, I mean it has to be right???

Kophee23

i share a region with these people

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:

Jokes on you, Schratt! I don't have an arugula plant!

You have a life and my cat pisses acid

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Do you guys practice neck hygiene (the process of cleaning your neck)

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:You have a life and my cat pisses acid

Jokes on you, Schratt! I don't have a life!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:Jokes on you, Schratt! I don't have a life!

"Life? You think I have a life?! The only grass I've ever touched is the Minecraft grass, how's that for a life?!"

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Only life I know is farmin'. Head out herr erry day to check on em dayumed animulls.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Following recent legislation in Russchratt, Big Belly is watching you.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:Following recent legislation in Russchratt, Big Belly is watching you.

Hey I got that issue a month ago lol

Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Following recent legislation in Russchratt, Big Belly is watching you.

Define Big Belly.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bigbelly

The noise commonly associated with the slapping between two slabs of flesh.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

dUde I accidentally bid 1.00 on a legendary card it was an accident

Kophee23

heheheh

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

My cat pissed in my arugula plant

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:My cat pissed in my arugula plant

Seems like your cat has been doing that a lot lately

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

yeah

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:RIP the seventh elf 💀

Not anymore!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Welcome Western Avemia!

Southeast Aarde

Once I get a new computer what should my first steam game be

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Once I get a new computer what should my first steam game be

Yes

Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Yes

*boss music*

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:*boss music*

Manager

Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Manager

Nah. Anarchy

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Nah. Anarchy

Disagreement Order

Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Disagreement Order

uh...happy meal with a big mac please?

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Once I get a new computer what should my first steam game be

Mirror

Kophee23

In the adult section

Kophee23

Russchratt wrote:Mirror

Russchratt wrote:In the adult section

Interesting choice, but OK

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Interesting choice, but OK

Oh better yet, find a VR one

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Takiwou wrote:good day

*This little kitten believes that every day is a good day :3*

Kophee23 wrote:YAY!!

Meow :D

*This little kitten is amused by this human's use of the cat tongue.*

Russchratt wrote:My cat pissed in my arugula plant

*This kitten thinks your cat doesn't respect you.*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Oh better yet, find a VR one

Get an index for those special fingering tracking controllers

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

*This kitten wonders if there's a word on the jucian dictionary that accurately describes the mixture of irresistible cuteness and existential dread that this kitten embodies*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Cutest Kitten Ever wrote:*This kitten wonders if there's a word on the jucian dictionary that accurately describes the mixture of irresistible cuteness and existential dread that this kitten embodies*

The closest is you being a Jiohohu, but one that would better describe it is the english word adorabwle.

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

The Cutest Kitten Ever wrote:*This kitten wonders if there's a word on the jucian dictionary that accurately describes the mixture of irresistible cuteness and existential dread that this kitten embodies*

Lactate

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

dishwashers should have transparent doors like washing machines. why are dishwashers so secretive of its cleaning methods? i bet they're hiding something from us and we need to see what it is >:(

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:dishwashers should have transparent doors like washing machines. why are dishwashers so secretive of its cleaning methods? i bet they're hiding something from us and we need to see what it is >:(

Huh. Dishwasher conspiracy.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

Hildzah wrote:dishwashers should have transparent doors like washing machines. why are dishwashers so secretive of its cleaning methods? i bet they're hiding something from us and we need to see what it is >:(

I remember the first time I got high. What a day.

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

YOOO I GOT THE FIRST MESSAGE ON PAGE 100

Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:YOOO I GOT THE FIRST MESSAGE ON PAGE 100

congrats

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Fourth

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

I got 1st and 2nd. Hildzah got 3rd

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Cantilia wrote:Fourth

lmao

Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

New pollllllllllllllllllllllllll

Kophee23, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:I remember the first time I got high. What a day.

Just realized, everyone who goes to page 100 in the future from here on will see this completely out of context.

I'm picturing it now and it's great. Just imagine the confusion

Cantilia, Kophee23

I got a fatass burger for like $8 and ate it in 2.3 seconds

Kophee23, Hildzah

Then I schlept like a baby for 14 hours

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

AAAAAAAAAAAJhAHSHAAJSJHASJHKSHJKAKHJASKJhshhhshajsKJKSKHJASJHKASKJHS

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

New Jucian word?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

elo

Kophee23, Hildzah

Hildzah wrote:Just realized, everyone who goes to page 100 in the future from here on will see this completely out of context.

I'm picturing it now and it's great. Just imagine the confusion

Hmmmmmmmmm

I see......

Yessss....

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Ew are you british

Budolfulordia wrote:elo

Cantilia, Kophee23, Hildzah

I HAVE No IDEA whY jimmy doesn't know what place values are, nbUt you correct him yourself okay?!?!?!??! Don't ask me to define for you/DONT ASk ME tO FIND THE CORRECT SOLUTIOON TO THE PROBLEM, YOU MATH BAFFOONS GO AND FIND IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Russchratt, Kophee23

Russchratt wrote:Ew are you british

I hate British people

Kophee23, Hildzah

Hildzah wrote:I HAVE No IDEA whY jimmy doesn't know what place values are, nbUt you correct him yourself okay?!?!?!??! Don't ask me to define for you/DONT ASk ME tO FIND THE CORRECT SOLUTIOON TO THE PROBLEM, YOU MATH BAFFOONS GO AND FIND IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

What tf is a place value

Kophee23, Hildzah

I swear this RMB gets weirder and weirder each time I log on.

Cantilia, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:I swear this RMB gets weirder and weirder each time I log on.

The future is now, sushi man

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:Ew are you british

Did you assume my brexit?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

You tea drinking bastard...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:I hate British people

'ave sUM tee 🫖🍵🧋

Russchratt, Kophee23, Hildzah

hElp stop making me laugh

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

'ave soom tee bruv me chips innit?

Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

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