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Region: OrangeJuice
IC:
I will break your kneecaps
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
IC:
You assume I have kneecaps?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
OOC: Jokes on all of you! I occupy all of Pluto!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
pluto is smaller than Australia
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
And?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
That is no accomplishment. Try blowing up a Mars sized planet
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
There are now plans to expand Pluto.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I endorse this
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
But sadly I can't endorse anything since the accident. Just can't get the old endorser up
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
A skeletal frame for the expansion of Pluto is being designed. It is hoped that the frame can bring glory to Pluto, as the planet is apparently no big deal. It, of course, is a huge deal.
We <3 Pluto
Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Pluto isn't a planet.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Blasphemy.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's too small and it's made up of mostly ice so it would melt if it was closer to the sun
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It depends. Which year are you from?
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I never said that.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
AND YET THEY CALL THE GAS GIANTS PLANETS? BAH! IF A PLANET IS REQUIRED TO BE MADE OF A MATERIAL THAT WILL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER, THEN THEY ARE NOT PLANETS!
We <3 Pluto
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
They're planets because they're big and round, orbit the sun, and aren't a satellite. So your mom is technically a planet as well.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Pluto is big (big is not defined), round (round can mean anything considering how many mountains and such are on the Earth), it orbits the sun, and a satellite was made up as a word to dissuade the population from thinking Pluto is a planet (which it is).
We <3 Pluto
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Pluto is smaller than the moon, which is not big at all compared to everything else in the solar system. Also it's made almost entirely out of ice and in the Kuiper belt so it doesn't have a clear orbit around the sun. It's round and isn't a satellite though, so that's why it's a dwarf planet.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The moon is a planet too, it fits all of the requirements. What it's made of doesn't matter, it's the thought that counts. the Kuiper belt orbits the sun; Pluto orbits the sun. Size doesn't matter.
We <3 Pluto
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm gonna be honest "dwarf planet" still sounds like a good compromise
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
NO! Planet is planet!
We <3 Pluto
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The moon isn't big enough and it's a satellite. It's our satellite and orbits us.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Pluto is a fraud and needs to stay in their lane
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The moon is totally big enough; if, by your logic, Pluto is a dwarf planet, then our moon would be a dwarf planet as well. And I've already said that the word "satellite" was made to dissuade people from thinking Pluto was a planet, even though it is.
Maybe the rest of the planets are wrong and need to stay out of Pluto's lane.
We <3 Pluto
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The moon is not the main object in it's system. The Earth is. While Pluto is the main object in it's system, it's far too small and made of Ice which decreases it's mass exponentially if it melts.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Also, I just said that pluto is in fact smaller than the moon
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
You should be ashamed of yourself for ever suggesting such a disgusting idea to feed my people.
Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
macdonal
i wanr burgre
Rust Islands, Kophee23
you know it's bad when this guy finds it disgusting
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Must stash illegal goods in region!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
If we don't end with the most kittens I'll be sad.
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Kophee
36th most and I'm going to bed, let's get it to 1st tomorrow!
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
21st in kittens, thanks Kandfaroi!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Np
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
As long as we end top 25 in kittens I'll be happy.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
...Alright I admit it!!! I killed the WA's official health inspector!!! I buried them in the landfills surrounding Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, but then some acid rain washed them back up!!! So I stuffed their body in my cryogenic freezer!!! I was gonna pin it on Kophee23!!!
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It has begun. I can't even watch 10 minutes of the new matpat meme review without a nationstates event starting right under my nose.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Ha ha! Got your kittens!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
ha ha, got your coffee beans!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I disapprove
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I will steal more of your kittens
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
IC:
Suriya hides boxes of kittens inside Southeast Aardean military bases.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Stash them so we can end top25
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
probably
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Then I won't suffer a regional criminal trial? It's all gonna be OK. Except for the customers who will die from food poisoning at seedy restaurants!
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
We are currently #16 for kittens - exactly 40 ahead of 25th.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
#13 - exactly 100 kittens.
im done.
other alts being used for other regions btw
edit: #10 w/ screenshot (just in case we fall).
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hello everybody my name is welcome
Rust Islands, Kophee23
we are still in 10th for most kittens. amazing work everybody
Rust Islands, Kophee23
HAHA I JUST FOUND THIS CARD FARM DUDE WHO JUST JOINED TRADE FAIR
APPARENTLY THEY SPAWNED WITH LIKE 5 KITTENS AND I AM SIPHONING THEIR KITTENS FROM THEM RIGHT NOW
nOOOO THIS DUDE INSECTED ME TWICE AND GOT THEM NPOOO
edit: I got them back hUHDKKJSMK<S
Rust Islands, Kophee23
EVERYBODY KEEPS INSPECTING ME THEY ARE TAKING MY KITTENS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES WE'RE NINTH
THIS IS SO INTENSE 💀
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Remember to stash them
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Thanks! I can't really do much but I'll try something.
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Aerith Rp
9th
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I tried the thing and it worked!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
What did you try?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Using even more alts lol.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
I just shipped like 12 kittens from an alt but people kept inspecting so I could only stash half of them :(
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Lmao we literally have the same amount of kittens as the east pacific
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, The Cutest Kitten Ever
1700 unread posts, huh?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*This little kitten is the cutest among them*
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
8th now
Okulabad, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*This one is displeased to see that Azul States would steal tractor parts from a cute kitten*
Okulabad, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*Although it also wonders what would a little kitten do with a tractor*
Kandfaroi, Jewish Aboveground State, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I DONT WANT PATRIOTIC FLAGS!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!1!1!1!!!!
Kandfaroi, Ardil, Rust Islands, Kophee23, -Mrbeast-, Southeast Aarde
rejoined the WTF, instantly got shot down.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Stashed all 5 kitten boxes in a row without getting inspected. W
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I have officially achieved sneak 100
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Just siphoned about 7 kittens from some random alt and stashed - we're number 7 now.
We're beating regions with like 10 times our amount of residents. Feels good guys.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Let's go.
I'm gonna get potato on here. Also happy mothers day!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I think were beating multiple GCRs. At least when we were in 10th we were beating two
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
9 kittens away from beating TSP, after that 3 more and then we beat TWP. 12 kittens and we take 5th
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
WERE 7TH
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
We need to end top 5, my new goal. I will revive some cted puppets
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
BREAKING: Game theory key to maximizing stashes, say eggheads who have no goods
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
we just passed the Pacifics. we number 5 now
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
This is a colossal moment for OrangeJuice I know it
The 2023 global trade fair is totally gonna go down in history as the greatest OJ event ever istg
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I mean we did pretty well in N-Day too
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
WE'RE NUMBER 4
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
SNEAK 100
I GOT ALL TEN SPAWNED KITTENS IN
HYSHSDHSDHJSJGTYUESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
YEAH BUT NOT AS WELL AS THIS?????!?!?!?!KJIDHSIDABHKS
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
haha that's so funny
I just inspected this guy for inspector uniforms but I was thwarted by kittens, suggesting that this guy had kittens. But before I could inspect them again, they left the fair
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
totally just stashed 3 inspector uniforms on accident
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
at least give them to me though
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
im using them lmao
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No worries I'm using my other nation to seize kittens from Rust Islands and then shipping them to me and stashing them here.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING
im pretty sure i was trying to steal some back
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
What kind of trickery is this?!
I just got hold of some kittens and tried to stash them, but instead misclicked and stashed my inspector uniforms because some other dude stole the cats!
I'll be honest, they did some really good tomfoolery, albeit completely on mistake and not intended at all
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
we're number 3. we are fighting against regions with thousands of nations - and winning
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Some guy is siphoning all my inspector uniforms and now I only have 5. I just left the trade fair for a little while
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Though I'll be honest, we're getting uncomfortably close to beating the north pacific :P
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
i only have 2. ive lost a out 12 since i join today
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I just revived 11 puppets and none of them had kittens, dangit!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Ahh that sucks. I could ship you some, I mean this guy is just not leaving me alone right now
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Nah it's all good. I'm logging off for a bit
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
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