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Region: OrangeJuice
aarde just email me the pic and i can put it up
Wait wait wait!
Can we...
can we talk about dragons?
Kophee23
...............what
Southeast Aarde
its a school thing
Okay I'm just not gonna ask about that anymore
We were playing volleyball in pe and it ended, so I said “that was torture, but now it’s over, LETS TALK ABOUT FVCKING DRAGONS!!!”
That/was torture/now/it's over/let's talk about fvcking dragons/YEAH!
also kophee please join the garther
please...
Kophee23
Posting to make the rmb more active
Dragon types?
KEYGEN...?
Is this reference what I think it is?
Kophee23
ItÂ’s their currency
Idk if itÂ’s a reference
Yes it is what you think it is. You want that [hyperlink_blocked] don't you? Our national currency actually is set to keygen. [transmit kroger] [bestvotedsalesman1997]
Kandfaroi
???
Do we have your permission to keep you confused on this matter
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
oh hey you're here too
Kandfaroi
HAHAHAHHAHA EVERYONE IS NOW ON
aarde just screamed at me to comment so hi -_-
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
this entire nation is just a saul goodman reference and i love it
just go to our page and see all the references
Kophee23
wait no dont tell them that i told you to
Kophee23
WOW!! IT REALLY IS A [10 hiden references YouÂ’D never expect!] TO THE [Number1RatedSalesman1997]!!! THIS IS TRULY A [[Hyperlink Blocked]] MOMENT!
Incredibly dhuhusihduhdsj.
Kandfaroi, Hildzah
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Hildzah
(This nation has been taken over by Spamton G. Spamton until further notice)
Hildzah
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
Nearing on 10 pages of posts
Kandfaroi
Fartherland has come to say we have over 215 posts
Kophee23, Hildzah
IÂ’m back, what happened?
Kophee23
First post on the tenth page!
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
I feel like this nation got taken over for a second thereÂ
Hildzah
Hmm. I wonder why. Why would Kandfaroi ever be taken over?
Kandfaroi
Kophee23 you are the second most primitive region in OrangeJuice. First is Snoozeville and third is Fargon Island. 9th is Southeast Aarde and 10th is Cerosophevolenaia
Republic Of Potato
Money I guess.
Hildzah
What's the ranks for safety Hildzah
Hildzah
1. The Republic of Southeast Aarde New York Times Democracy “Fqeg eg i cidel suffu e toagg”
2. The Republic of Rust Islands Liberal Democratic Socialists “Dragons are cooler than taxes.”
3. The Colony of Kopheean Islands Corrupt Dictatorship “I wasn’t joking…”
4. The Dictatorship of Hildzah Psychotic Dictatorship “Things are not great here”
5. The Kingdom of Cerosophevolenaia Corporate Police State “Did you know u have rights? The constitution say you do”
6. The Farokand from Ohio of Kandfaroi Father Knows Best State “Money”
7. The Republic of Republic of Potato Inoffensive Centrist Democracy “The name is redundant, we know.”
8. The Empire of Kophee23 Scandinavian Liberal Paradise “Those who fall by a weak hand have one even weaker so.”
9. The People's Republic of Dazavia Civil Rights Lovefest “Strength Through Unity”
10. The Queendom of Snoozeville Civil Rights Lovefest
The least safe is Rust Island
nice
I used to be most primitive. glad im not anymore though
I think IÂ’m first in the most categories here
Kophee23
you are the mighty kandfaroi, feared by a few dogs
Kandfaroi
For population
Kandfaroi you have the most population in the region Republic Of Potato you are second Rust Islands you're third Kophee23 you're fifth Southeast Aarde you are in seventh, Rust Island you are 10th. I am 13th and last place goes to Cerosophevolenaia
For the black market.
Kophee23 is first place for the black market lol
Republic Of Potato is second, Snoozeville is third, Kandfaroiis fifth, Southeast Aarde is eighth Cerosophevolenaia is twelfth and I am last somehow B)
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Dazavia
...Well it's snoozeville now...
How do I have second??? This is saddening. (because I'm not first)
I donÂ’t even have very much either, only 22 billion out of 37 trillion kredits
you were founded before Kandfaroi but you were inactive and you ceased to exist for months
also snoozville is my alt so im still technically in first
Kandfaroi
Everyones leaders?
Kophee23 is led by Her Empress Kiya Khalil-ya
Dazavia
The current President of Dazavia is Kosma Kobus.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
[q
That was my point
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Dazavia
The Republic of Republic of Potato is led by President Jag "Honesty is the best policy" Kanter. A new president will be re-elected the next leap year.
Cerosophevolenaic Dragon
Venomous Dragon
Snake Dragon
Six-eyed Dragon
Red Dragon
Giant Lizard
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Dazavia
That leap year election thing is an amazing idea. really cool
could i steal it for one of my other nations?
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
The Republic of Southeast Aarde's current President is Suriya Turner. New presidents are to be elected every other year. The next re-election will be on March 27 2024.
Republic Of Potato
Sure. I give you consent to steal.
Oops I forgot that in a recent issue I allowed politicians to change their middle name to their policy. Let me add that in for Jag.
Kophee23, Dazavia
Flag please! Could anyone make me a flag? Emphasize white and gold, light, etc.
Kandfaroi, Dazavia
Sure! IÂ’ll work on it soon
Kophee23, Dazavia
That looks great, thanks!
Kandfaroi
Welcome, Patatoepro
We now have 2 potato nations
Kandfaroi, Hildzah
HELLO HELLO HELLO *shakes hand enthusiastically*
Kandfaroi
Welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome!
Aarde are you done with the flag yet?
yeah ill email it to kophee23 and they can put it up
email me
I did. I just did.
Kophee23
Okay. Hildzah, I can post the flag here in like an hour. I need to use my phone
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
What flag?
(RP/worldbuilding)
The Protectorate Announcement
A new nation by the name of Patatoepro has recently been founded in the land of Orangia. I have come to an agreement with their leader. They are an official protectorate state of Kophee23. We promise to protect them, but in turn they serve as a vassal state; a nation that leans to our will. Effective immediately, they are a subsidiary of the Empire of Kophee23.
-Her Empress Kiya Khalil-Ya
(OOC: they are not an alt of mine, they just agreed to do this.)
Cerosophevolenaia
A flag Aarde made for Hildzah
Kandfaroi, Cerosophevolenaia
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE RICH PEOPLE IN MY NATION PAY A 100% TAX RATE HAHAHAHAHA
also Cerosophevolaia got reclassified lol
Kophee23
Rich people literally make no money. They get a paycheck of 200,000 goodmans and they get none of the money
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
We are getting all their income now. Mwahahahaha!
Kophee23
Kophee23, are you still working on the map?
Kophee23
guys im sitting at a table and i just discovered a tiny shelf under the table and the gap between the table and the shelf is perfect for fitting my legs between it so now i have a tiny little table couch
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
TABLE COUCH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ARE YOU STILL SITTING IN IT🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Kandfaroi
Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.
Post self-deleted by Hildzah.
Yeah I'll delete it after
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Yes
Kandfaroi
I love this flag lol
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
(RP/Worldbuilding)
Cerosophevolania would like to make a public stance on the dragon issue. They officially declare that they will legalize dragon hunting, but will create reserved dragon habitats to prevent mass hunting or extinction of the species.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
GUYS HERE IS THE LEADERBOARD FOR MOST CHEERFUL CITIZENS
1. The Republic of Rust Islands Liberal Democratic Socialists “Dragons are cooler than taxes.”
2. The Colony of Kopheean Islands Corrupt Dictatorship “I wasn’t joking…”
3. The Colony of Squidlands Iron Fist Consumerists “I wasn't joking...”
4. The Queendom of Snoozeville Civil Rights Lovefest “Ya snooze ya lose!”
5. The United States of Patatoepro Left-Leaning College State “Pride for potatoes”
6. The Republic of Republic of Potato Inoffensive Centrist Democracy “The name is redundant, we know.”
7. The Farokand from Ohio of Kandfaroi Father Knows Best State “Money”
8. The Free Land of Fartherland Anarchy “AAAAAAAA!!!!”
9. The People's Republic of Dazavia Civil Rights Lovefest “Strength Through Unity”
10. The Republic of Feya Island Anarchy “Stay away from the trees.”
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13th goes to Hildzah 14th goes to Cerosophevolenaia 15th goes to Southeast Aarde Kophee23 is last
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
bruh our citizens can't appreciate how good they have it. How come the dictatorship with the least freedom out of all of us has more cheerful citizens than me
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
Thats how dictatorships work. Brainwashing
Kandfaroi, Hildzah
(RP/worldbuilding)
Kophee23 has started domesticating dragons.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
(RP/Worldbuilding)
President Kanter of the Republic of Republic of Potato announces that, after a long debate in their legal houses, they have decided to protect all dragons without exception. Dragons will now be a legally protected animal and any dragon-killer found within Potatoan premises will be jailed 3 years without bail.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
I think we should send out telegrams and grow our nation like the other people who wanna grow their nation
we're so small :(((
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Dazavia
So we can, but the thing is it would take too long. Other regions automate it, and we are figuring out how.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Yeah, IÂ’m still trying to fix it
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
The Act against the poaching of dragons in the Dazavian PeopleÂ’s Democratic Republic has been passed by the PeopleÂ’s Assembly 204-163 and is now officially Dazavian law.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I just restarted writing a law IÂ’ve been writing since ten this morning
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
(RP/worldbuilding)
Kiya Khalil-Ya sends a letter to all of the world leaders, inviting them to the Imperial Palace in the capital of Kophee23 to talk together about the dragon situation.
(This will be more advanced RP, if you are new to RP, TG me)
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
IC: President Kosma Kobus and Minister of Foreign Relations Marlena Góral of the Dazavian People's Democratic Republic will attend the summit at the Imperial Palace.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
A luxury jet flies to Dazavia to pick them up.
Kandfaroi, Dazavia
OOC: In case you were wondering, the OOC and IC things I use stand for different rp states. OOC = Out of Character, IC = In Character, SIC = Secret (in Character).
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I know. But that was probably useful for newbies. IÂ’ll make sure to use those more often though, instead of assuming it would be obvious
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Wanna do RP on the jet or fast travel to the meeting?
Hooray!
Kandfaroi, Dazavia
President Turner from Southeast Aarde accepts and will attend the talk in person.
Kandfaroi
IC: Cerosophelovanaia accepts. The King will attend the summit.
Kandfaroi
IC: The dictator of Hildzah will also attend.
Kandfaroi
(OOC: sry for being awhile my phone died)
IC: Luxury jets similar to the one that picked up Dazavia fly to all your nations and pick up your reps.
Kandfaroi
Oh my gosh this already has over 50 reads how itÂ’s been a day
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
What would we rp on the jet?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Talking.
IC: The jet holding Dazavian reps lands in Kophee23 just 3 minutes after picking them up, in an airport just five minutes from the palace. The door to the jet opens, and an armored car pulls up to drive the reps the rest of the way to the palace. A guard opens the door to the car and waits for the reps to come.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
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Written by Refuge Isle.