Post Archive
Region: OrangeJuice
What use would a Duckspeaker have around here?
Kophee23, Videncedt
I love how your posts are always weird or out of context
Kandfaroi, The Nasty Patty, Videncedt
I can't believe that your now finally making a News Paper! Congrats!
I can't vote, but I'll say The Orange Herald (TOH) should be it! Are's is Freely Guads News. (FGN)
I'm just about to make a new paper of FGN. It's goin' to have a new logo on the top.
If you need advice, contact me or Saybentopia.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Videncedt
Since you're not a part of the region your vote won't count. Actually, if we end up with a tie, I'll factor it in. But thanks! I'll check out your newspaper for inspiration.
Rust Islands, Videncedt
Ok. I said it doesn't count. That's just my preference.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Videncedt
Name my capital!
I was opting-out of trading cards for this nation on settings when I realized I didn't have a capital city! I thought that it was a perfect time to have some regional fun, so quote this to recommend a name and I'll make a poll soon! OJOM!
Videncedt
Post your WFE ideas!
lmfa I just saw your TG Aarde
Videncedt
I aim to please.
Kophee23, Videncedt
I just changed it up a bit, hope that's fine Rust, Aarde, and Kandfaroi.
Well you hit the bullseye every time!
Kandfaroi, The Nasty Patty, Videncedt
Congratulations Kaeyoku for becoming the first ever delegate in OrangeJuice history!
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Videncedt
That's right OrangeJuice, brother running with a torch and not a damn thing you can do about it! 🦀
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Videncedt
Yet again,
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Videncedt
I think the funniest thing about Kaeyoku being the delegate is that they probably don't even know.
Kaeyoku, Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Videncedt
Hahahaha yes! They'll log on and then suddenly have permissions for literally everything except executive.
Kophee23, Rust Island, Videncedt
lmao
Kophee23, Videncedt
15 days, 565 or so RMB messages.
Kophee23, Videncedt
stop flooding the RMB or i'll take away your sacrificial volcano
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah, Videncedt
Not the sacrificial volcano!
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Videncedt
Writing new factbook. It's gonna be great
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Videncedt
I don't really like this place. I think I might stop playing NS, as I was only really active in the UN, and the remnants of the region are kind of dead. It was always kind of dead. Thanks for letting this be my burial place.
RIP me.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Videncedt
Goodbye.
Videncedt
Funeral music
You will be forever missed. Goodbye \o7
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Videncedt
this is the story of a man named stanley
Guadilten, Kophee23
Stanley worked at an office building where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple.
Post by Kophee23 suppressed by Southeast Aarde.
Aarde is Videncedt!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGH
I SAW THEM ON THE ACCOUNT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Page fifty
wut
Kophee23
ITS TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Southeast Aarde
Post self-deleted by Ayaven.
Hello
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
did you seriously just edit that message from "I declare war on the world" to "hello"
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Ayaven
IC:
The tyrant of Ayaven, known simply as The Seventh Elf, lands his helicopter in front of the imperial palace and forces his way inside.
Southeast Aarde, Kophee
Same difference
Southeast Aarde
I might ask them if I can keep the country as a puppet, because it does have a bit of history. I won't change anything, and it will probably stay in the Union.
(for those who don't know, For Evigt is my roommate)
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post by Bal1S suppressed by Rust Islands.
When one finds out who and where they are, they realize that there are no longer where they assume they are. This, of course, is unwanted, so this person tries to figure out where they actually are. This realization and need to figure out where you are results in a very strange reaction to somebody who thinks themself lost, as they sometimes start to spin. This is unwanted, of course, and this person soon stops spinning, if not from realization that they are, then from embarrassment, usually thinking something along the lines of, "Why am I spinning?"
The fact is, somebody who doesn't know where they are fall under two categories, scared, or ferocious. People can be dangerous.
And that is why I don't talk to people. I hate people. People are social, and I do not like socialism.
Dang commies.
Wrong region, my man.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Thank you Rust
Welcome, Ayaven!
IC: Hearing a commotion from outside, Kiya stands up and addresses a guard.
"You, go check what the gates."
She then looks to a servant.
"Lock the doors."
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Ayaven
even funnier is that in one point in time, you were totally correct
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
In all seriousness, we should discuss both puppets and post suppression to not cause another Vincident.
Southeast Aarde
So, where to start?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The constitution and general laws have not yet been written, so we will discuss more then, but just general discussion here is what can happen rn. Are you on discord?
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
No.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
But of course I was!
I think we need to figure out how any of this is going to work. Is it just going to be democratic for the WA Delegate and all offices (besides (Vice-)Founder), or are all offices going to be chosen by the founder/WA Delegate...
We need the actual basics of government type.
Kophee23
I can remove Videncedt from the region if it is decided that this shouldn't be a thing.
I think that right now it's leaning towards becoming more democratic, but obviously that hasn't been decided upon yet.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Democracy! Right now the basic outline is that there will be elections in December. Thats literally all we got, so give us more ideas!
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
How many positions are there to vote for?
Kophee23
At the current time, six. I think. Haas of foreign affairs, head of domestic affairs, director of culture, and possibly three general RMB mods.
Rust Islands
Someone define Haas
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
A leader of some kind
Kophee23
Thinking about the possibility of being tag raided and the defender endeavors of some of our members, I am thinking about creating a defense department. Im thinking it could be combined into the foreign affairs department because they are similar ish and the foreign affairs department doesnt have much to do, but defense could also apply to domestic affairs.
Sounds like a good idea. One thing however. How do you think this would work, exactly?
Kophee23
I don't know... but I believe that Rust and Kandfaroi have some experience with the military side of NS
Kandfaroi
We're a bit small to try to defense IMO, plus people actually need to be in the WA.
Kophee23
I definitely agree right now, but once we get the recruitment bot working then we will start to grow. The defense department is more of a future plan than one for the present.
Rust Islands
The first issue of The Orange Herald should come out in a few days, Saturday at the latest.
The Seventh Elf laughs.
"Ah, doubled up doors of some incredibly strong material. Classic. Well, we should make quick work of this."
The fleet of soldiers accompanying him split up, half protecting him from guards and half beginning to cut through the door.
"I know you're in there, Kiya. It was a mistake to not invite me to this summit."
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Kophee
Uh-oh. Character dynamics
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Strange occurrences in my life that I remember fondly...
I'm taking a guided tour of an orange orchard in Florida. It's sunny, there's a zephyr blowing. Our guide plucks a huge orange from the tree only to immediately throw it at the Estonian man standing next to me.
Sitting on the orange was a praying mantis. Green and with those giant eyes.
I decided to cheer the Estonian man up by plucking an orange and hitting the guide back. This started a chain reaction with the other tourists and long story short, I am banned from Florida...
Or was it because I flipped the mayor of Miami off for hitting me in the head with a brick of cocaine while he was speeding down Main Street in a cobalt blue corvette?
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I want to copy and paste money
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Kiya sighs and stands up, walking all the way to the door. She opens it and looks at The Seventh Elf.
"I'll have to skip a breakfast tomorrow to get that door remade. Well, come on in. You're here anyways, you may as well."
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Ayaven
"Ah, Kiya. I haven't seen you in years! You've grown. You were what, 17 last time I saw you? You look just like your mother."
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Kophee
She smiles.
"Seventeen and a half, idiot."
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Ayaven
"Yes yes, I remember now. You look about my age now. How old are you, 28?"
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee
"So you remembered my birthday, but you still failed to get me a present?"
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Ayaven
*The representatives are now confused*
"Oh, here. I meant to give you this."
He reaches into his jacket and pulls out a glimmering bracelet, covered with jewels.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee
Kiya stares at it, then smirks.
"What, are you proposing?"
Republic Of Potato, Dazavia, Ayaven
The Seventh Elf blushes and stammers.
"Uh, um, well, I think they are waiting for us."
He walks towards the summit room.
Republic Of Potato, Dazavia, Kophee
OMG SHIP
Dazavia, Ayaven
Kiya laughs and follows suit.
"Shichirou, wait! Gimme the bracelet!"
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Ayaven
He turns around and drops the bracelet in her hand, then walks into the meeting room and takes a seat awkwardly. His guards sit in the seats around him.
Dazavia, Hildzah, Kophee
Aled is canonically thinking they are cute together.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Dazavia, Kophee
Kiya slips the bracelet on and sits back down at her chair in the front of the room.
"Well, um, this is Shi-The Seventh Elf. You probably already know that though, I mean he literally leads an entire country... He wants to take part in the dragon discussions."
Republic Of Potato, Dazavia, Hildzah, Ayaven
New ship made in 14 posts
Republic Of Potato, Dazavia, Hildzah, Ayaven
Use fried potato skins. 🥔
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah
Welcome to OrangeJuice!
Southeast Aarde, Ayaven
I thought that was Kophee's line
Republic Of Potato
"Following new legislation in Kandfaroi, parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'."
Kandfaroi what the heck happened here?
Dazavia
Hello!
This is not an automated message. Congratulations on being our first embassy.
Please join or do not join our puppet storage region. It's up to you.
Oh cool, is that orange juice over there??
drinks a bunch and proceeds to leave
Rust Islands, Kophee23
I have risen from the dead once more to ask who is Ayaven???
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Ayaven
Ayaven is Ayaven!
I have an alt named Ayaven in The The The! Who knows?!
Ayaven
I am also The Seventh Elf. I got the name Ayaven because Kophee23 (one of my friends irl) was on NS, and while I was watching them they were looking at The The The. I saw Ayaven and thought I'd steal the name (because the name is like The Free Land of the Free Land of the Free Land of Ayaven.) I am also Ratlaa and New Obseum in Wintreath. If you look at those nations, you will see I love roleplaying evil-ish tyrants.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia, Aoi
Uh, nothing
Kophee23, Videncedt, Aoi
"I came to say that I think dragons are disgusting things, that all wild ones should be killed or enslaved."
Kandfaroi, Kophee
"What are you talking about?"
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Ayaven
"Kiya... the night your mother died... the dragons that killed her did so without remorse. When I looked in their eyes, I saw my own. The eyes of a killer. Except they kill the innocent, not the evil that I kill."
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Kophee
Kiya stares at him.
"You-you said that you weren't there on that night. You said you didn't see it happen. You said you couldn't have saved her."
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Ayaven
"Kiki, let me explain."
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Kophee
"N-no. Get out."
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Ayaven
"Kiki..."
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Kophee
holy crap
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
"GET OUT. And don't ever call me that again!"
She stands up and points at the door.
Kandfaroi, Ayaven
HOLEEYY!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
He sighs and stands up.
"Kiki-"
Kiya throws a dagger at him, and he disappears into a cloud of smoke just as it hits his nose.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Kophee
Btw, we are in the same room, so Ayaven isn't controlling me, I saw them typing it out and told them to write what Kiya did. They aren't godmodding (not that it would be a major case if so)
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Kiya sits down, putting her head in her hands, and starts sobbing.
OOC: Aaaaaaaaaaaaawkward.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Hrmm it appears the people of Faievisan are revolting I wonder if we should get involved? They clearly want an anti-OJ government installed.
Kophee23
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.