Post Archive
Region: OrangeJuice
I HACE WMDs NOW HELL YEAH
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Southeast Aarde's newest issue is titled "Breaking Upset".
You're goddamn right.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
So I took a look through our RMB pages and I found some peculiar stuff. Lol [spoiler=The stuff I found]
and thus The Of The The The Of was born.
Little did we know, we go through way more than 1 page per day at this point.
It was never written. Mainly because Shirichou decided to be a loser.
Speaking of, it's about to be the longest holiday of the school year...
**FORESHADOWING** **FORESHADOWING**
Legend says they're still scouring the local shops to this day...[/spoiler]
Anyway, I've dug through the early OJ archives. Now the only question is...
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
It's not "Tax Fraud", it's called trolling.
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN TO ME!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
MUST PUSH DOWN TOASTER BUTTON! MUST COVER SELF IN TEFLON TO ESCAPE!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
presentation worth 30% of my grade is due on monday oops
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
lmfao i just checked my social studies grade and i got an F on this one project but it was so unimportant that my grade only went down like 2% 💀
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Crashes into cabinet containing expensive tea sets. Quickly falls unconscious.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
STOP, PLEASE! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TEFLON!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
GOOD THING THERE'S BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE! THE FRIDGE THAT'S HALF WAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW![
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
WHY DID YOU PUT A FRIDGE HALFWAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW!?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
THIS IS THE BEST ROLEPLAY EVER AND WE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
WHY DID IT TAKE YOU A FRIDGE HALFWAY OUT THE FOURTH STORY WINDOW TO REALIZE, HUH?!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Bro bayfrontites are literal sticks
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bayfront_international_territory/detail=trend/censusid=61?world=1
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
THE DUMPSTER IS RIGHT BELOW THE WINDOW! DID YOU FORGET WHO HAS THEIR SPY OCCUPYING IT?THE APPLE JUICE CARTEL! TIME FOR THEM TO GO SQUISHY! WE CAN BUY A BETTER FRIDGE LATER!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
THERE'S NO ONE DOWN THERE!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
I WANT TO YELL TOO SO I FEEL INCLUDED!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Alright yall I'm going to be finishing up the first version of OJ-V sometime today or tomorrow.
I wanna try to do a playtest maybe next weekend. Not sure how long it'll take, but as of right now it looks like it might be like 5 mins for setting up then maybe 30 to play the actual game. It may change considering that I have only really made the setup so far.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
theres an OJ game?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's a small project I've been making that's based on Plague Inc., DnD, and of course, OrangeJuice!
It's going to be about a virus outbreak (I plan to do two types of viruses, one normal and one zombie) and each player has to figure out how they'll either stop the spread, or stop the virus.
Of course I want to include a bit of politics considering we're on a political simulation website, but that comes later.
Current version:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1871273
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ALRIGHT! I LIED ABOUT THE SPY! THE DUMPSTER IS ACTUALLY FULL OF DISCARDED MARTHA STEWART COOKBOOKS! I HATE THEM! HER MULTIPLE HEADS FOLLOW ME AROUND WHEN I'M FEEDING THE CATS IN THE ALLEY! THE HYDRA MUST DIE!
Kaeyoku, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
BRO SOME KID JUST SAID "WHO'S MICHAEL AFTON? YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" TO THE CLASS CLOWN AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOINJG ON LMAOOOOOOOO JSKDASKKSSDLKJSLAKJF
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Budolfulordia
omg it turns out i think the two class clowns were having a fight 💀💀💀💀💀
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Budolfulordia
They need to to fight to establish dominance and prove who the alpha clown is 💀🤡
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm super screwed for social studies i have nothing on my presentation guys please wish me luck
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
just make a short one while other ppl present
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
it has to be 6 slides with 5 sentences each 😭
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
then use chatgpt and edit it a bit so it doesnt show as plagerised
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Same lol just 30 mins until I need to present some empty text boxes
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
matthew patthew
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
PatMat
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Mathios Pathios 🫡
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
MMMMMMUUUUSIC MAAAAN
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
burrito
burrugula plant
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
pineapple pen
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I have an apple! I have a pen! Ah, pineapple pen!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Matrick Patrick 🫡
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
R u g u l a P l a n t
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Matthew Rugula Plantrick 🫡
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Ratthew Schratrick
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The greatest of them all.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Who's Michael Afton? Your girlfriend?
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
My meatsack
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
WHAR
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
w h a t
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Meat ball
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
he's literally rotting flesh.
or burning, whichever game you prefer
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
meat man
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
He's our plemel
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
...
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.
someone hacked my acc appearently
they logged in and changed my pass
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
got it back from the forgot password feature
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Did they post anything???
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
not that I have seen
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
they made me do a wa vote though which is suspicious af
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
O_O
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Matrick Patthew 🫡
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
did matpat die or smth
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's a thing now
[spoiler=needs a spoiler because there's so many]
[/spoiler]The salute I added. It's from a reddit post on r/gametheorists
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
i'm glad this region is active
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
lol
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Active we are indeed.
United Republic Of Amogus, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
what?
for what?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
the merchandise one
I Changed my vote once I got my acc back
United Republic Of Amogus, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My balls no work no more...
Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
they're... empty...
Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
d e s o l a t e
Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Based
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
a person in my class just gave a nazi salute (the whole holding hand and arm in a straight line at at 30° angle) to the teacher, thinking it was a meme
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
What?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ikr
makes no sense
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Like how did they think it was a meme?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post by Russchratt suppressed by Kophee23.
He based his balls in your mom so much they malfunctioned and stopped working
What was the aftermath like
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Mat Room Patting Sick
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
no idea
sent to main office
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Please keep me update
Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
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Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
h i j k l m n o p
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
ONE IS RED, ONE IS BLUE
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
w, x, on my shoe
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
NOW IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE, BECAUSE THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Best duet I've ever heard....or, rather, read.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
i see from my flooding notifications that kandfaroi just got on
hi kandfaroi!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Zdravo
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cool, I'll put that through Google Translate.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
(Dont say its SerbianDont say its SerbianDont say its SerbianDont say its Serbian)
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
WHAT HYDRA? HYDRAS AREN'T REAL!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
OK, then, it's Spanish.
How do you know? I saw one the other day. That said, it looked more like a group of people performing on stage than a hydra, but still!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i lied, the game will be taking longer than expected.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
You're not lazy, you're just incapable.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.