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https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382

cool, template done

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I fell in love with a ghost, but I ended up leaving him. He kept lying, saying he was out with friends at the grave yard but he was really with that mummy.

[I]I saw right through him.[/I]

This is my submission

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:This is my submission

...fine.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382

cool, template done

rated all of them

"style" is 20/20 for everyone. style is to ensure nobody copies something without making it creative/their own.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

One day, a salesman came, knocking upon the door of an old man.

"I won't let you in if I don't know who you are," came a voice fro

And I never got past those two sentences. Kudos to those who submitted their stories

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

The Nasty Patty wrote:As long as you keep writing that's more important than how a rough draft looks. It can get better, don't be like me, getting discouraged after one line.

Don't be like me either. With mostly the same problem.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:One day, a salesman came, knocking upon the door of an old man.

"I won't let you in if I don't know who you are," came a voice fro

still better than aktemuth's...

i mean what? a biased judge? no way!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia, Aktemuth

Rust Islands wrote:still better than aktemuth's...

i mean what? a biased judge? no way!

It's still better than 50 shades of grey.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:It's still better than 50 shades of grey.

one of our teachers is reading between shades of gray right now and i have no idea what it is but i made lots of 50 shades of grey jokes and you just reminded me of that

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth

Southeast Aarde wrote:one of our teachers is reading between shades of gray right now and i have no idea what it is but i made lots of 50 shades of grey jokes and you just reminded me of that

I caught my mom reading it once, but judging that I never found her with the other books in the series I'm taking that it wasn't that good lol

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I GOT A GOOD SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Russchratt wrote:I GOT A GOOD SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

I got a rock.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I got a rock.

i got a jar of dirt

i got a jar of dirt

guess whats inside it

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:i got a jar of dirt

i got a jar of dirt

guess whats inside it

uhhhh.......sand?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:

uhhhh.......sand?

No, you freaking idiot, it's gravel! Kids nowadays, ugh.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:i got a jar of dirt

i got a jar of dirt

guess whats inside it

Fun fact that scene was unscripted

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

YÂ’all are crazy, AktemuthÂ’s was a masterpiece

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:YÂ’all are crazy, AktemuthÂ’s was a masterpiece

the only crazy one here is the lobster iÂ’ve kept as a pet

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

YÂ’all, voting is going to happen in December, but I just realized we donÂ’t have a constitution or a list of positions

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:YÂ’all, voting is going to happen in December, but I just realized we donÂ’t have a constitution or a list of positions

wait.

...............oh.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:rp always comes back, especially on our christian family friendly minecraft server that ANYONE can have creative mode in!

Speaking of which... I'm going to poke Eastdum

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:YÂ’all, voting is going to happen in December, but I just realized we donÂ’t have a constitution or a list of positions

Southeast Aarde wrote:wait.

...............oh.

if only we had done this last year, when we said "hey lets do government stuff" and never did government stuff

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Y’all, voting is going to happen in December, but I just realized we don’t have a constitution or a list of positions
then write one silly

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Speaking of which... I'm going to poke Eastdum

no! Don't! I'm 99% sure they're gonna nuke Moumar and I the moment they wake up!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:no! Don't! I'm 99% sure they're gonna nuke Moumar and I the moment they wake up!

we have fun here

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Only the time it takes to get to 1 billion population, Fysk Island now has official lore (and a flag)!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

We're so slopping back

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

over the years i've realized i may have adhd

Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:over the years i've realized i may have adhd

Damn, I realized back in like 5th grade when I read Percy Jackson lol

Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:over the years i've realized i may have adhd

You think?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO 😭

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Do you ever realize

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Russchratt wrote:We're so slopping back
It's Joever. I just threw up the hardest I've ever thrown up after not throwing up for 10 whole months 😔

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Do you ever realize

Do you ever realize

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Do you ever realize

no

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:no

Bruh

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:no

I didnÂ’t even finish

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

love the fact that a single person voted on the poll

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:love the fact that a single person voted on the poll

I've been busy working today.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I am in much pain

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:love the fact that a single person voted on the poll

Really? Who?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

She was my Chica but then I found out she spent Five Nights at Freddy's... 😔

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Wait there was another poll

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Wait there was another poll

sure was.

THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING! CONGRATULATIONS TO Russchratt FOR TAKING 1ST PLACE!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382#fp

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

sure was.

THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING! CONGRATULATIONS TO Russchratt FOR TAKING 1ST PLACE!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382#fp

yippee

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Do you guys eat school lunch

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I've heard a lot of really gross stories about it and I feel like there's probably some ancient disease in it or something

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:sure was.

THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING! CONGRATULATIONS TO Russchratt FOR TAKING 1ST PLACE!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382#fp

WOOO YAYY CONGRATS :D

Russchratt wrote:Do you guys eat school lunch

never. i don't trust the lunch lady handing out milk, she looks suspicious

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:

WOOO YAYY CONGRATS :D

never. i don't trust the lunch lady handing out milk, she looks suspicious

It costs like $2 too. can't believe people buy it everyday. Like $40 a month for that stuff man

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Do you guys eat school lunch

Haven't since third grade.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Do you guys eat school lunch

My school gave the kids with severe lunch debt only peanut butter sandwiches and water...also $100 mysteriously appeared on my account once and I abused it to get Gatorade.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:never. i don't trust the lunch lady handing out milk, she looks suspicious

legend says that, at night, she comes out of hiding and tracks down the kids who bought the milk. Then she wakes them all up, one by one, and says to each of them: "There's more chocolate milk in the woods. You only have to follow me." the children are rarely seen again...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:legend says that, at night, she comes out of hiding and tracks down the kids who bought the milk. Then she wakes them all up, one by one, and says to each of them: "There's more chocolate milk in the woods. You only have to follow me." the children are rarely seen again...

wtf what is your tumblr handle

or what are you on rn because whar

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah

lol my citizens make over 100k a year and they only get to spend 30k the rest goes to me

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

well i mean i guess it technically still goes to them because they get really extensive healthcare and welfare stuff

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Post by Anarchic Free State Of Glaarkia suppressed by Rust Islands.

Anarchic Free State Of Glaarkia

Southeast Aarde wrote:well i mean i guess it technically still goes to them because they get really extensive healthcare and welfare stuff

and here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see a clear example of: coping

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Anarchic Free State Of Glaarkia wrote:and here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see a clear example of: coping

oh shut it you old hag

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

sometimes you just have to jump out a window. just dont forget the bouncy house

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:sometimes you just have to jump out a window. just dont forget the bouncy house

i love defenestration!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:well i mean i guess it technically still goes to them because they get really extensive healthcare and welfare stuff
HAHAHAHHAHHA they said "welfare" BAHAHHAAAAAAA

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:sometimes you just have to jump out a window. just dont forget the bouncy house
Jerm forgot the bouncy house

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:legend says that, at night, she comes out of hiding and tracks down the kids who bought the milk. Then she wakes them all up, one by one, and says to each of them: "There's more chocolate milk in the woods. You only have to follow me." the children are rarely seen again...

Legend also says that the milk she gets comes fromÂ

Â…the creatureÂ

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:

Legend also says that the milk she gets comes from…

…the creature…

The Udder man...

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:Legend also says that the milk she gets comes fromÂ

Â…the creatureÂ…

Oh no!

Not

😱 (っ Â°Д Â°;)っ 😱

...the creature...

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:Legend also says that the milk she gets comes fromÂ

Â…the creatureÂ…

agAIN WHAT ARE YOUR GUYS'S TUMBLR HANDLES WHAT :sob:

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:agAIN WHAT ARE YOUR GUYS'S TUMBLR HANDLES WHAT :sob:

no, aarde. their handles dont matter, what really matters is your tumblr handle.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:no, aarde. their handles dont matter, what really matters is your tumblr handle.

w-what

i

..i....no...how could this be

how could the tables turn on me like this...

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.

Southeast Aarde wrote:w-what

i

..i....no...how could this be

how could the tables turn on me like this...

just surrender already. We know what you are.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:Legend also says that the milk she gets comes fromÂ

Â…the creatureÂ…

*gasp!*

Southeast Aarde wrote:agAIN WHAT ARE YOUR GUYS'S TUMBLR HANDLES WHAT :sob:

i have none.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Aarde what did you delete

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Aarde what did you delete

my tumblr handle

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

the best quote is the one with the least words.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:my tumblr handle

put it back or else the lunch lady comes

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z wrote:the best quote is the one with the least words.

The one with the least words

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:sometimes you just have to jump out a window. just dont forget the bouncy house

Southeast Aarde wrote:my tumblr handle

My tumblr handle broke and now the tumblr itself has plummeted out the window, not on the bouncy house, but on the kids birthday cake.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:My tumblr handle broke and now the tumblr itself has plummeted out the window, not on the bouncy house, but on the kids birthday cake.

Oh no!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z wrote:the best quote is the one with the least words.

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z wrote:Oh no!

It was covered in purple and orange fondant so it's really a positive.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:

that's what I mean.

The Nasty Patty wrote:It was covered in purple and orange fondant so it's really a positive.

i spent a lot of time baking it!

Wait, orange and purple? It's not halloween! Silly me.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:agAIN WHAT ARE YOUR GUYS'S TUMBLR HANDLES WHAT :sob:

My Tumblr handle was stolen byÂ

Â…the creatureÂ

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:My Tumblr handle was stolen byÂ

Â…the creatureÂ…

Stop with the creatureposting, the creature doesnÂ’t appreciate this slander.

It has a minimum wage job as a White Flayers executioner, cut it some slack.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Yeah guys, it aint cool

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

I was tased on Saturday.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I was tased on Saturday.

Slay queen

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Aktemuth wrote:I was tased on Saturday.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "tasted" 😭😭😭😭

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Rust Islands wrote:I THOUGHT YOU SAID "tasted" 😭😭😭😭

I'm the taste test, baby!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I am become stripper, collector of singles.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

The Creature wrote:Yeah guys, it aint cool

OH MY GOSH

ITS HERE

EVERYBODY

RUN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aktemuth

Cantilia wrote:OH MY GOSH

ITS HERE

EVERYBODY

RUN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

What? ItÂ’s onlyÂ

Â…the creatureÂ

Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

EXACTLYYYYY

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

AHHHHHHHHHHH-...

(The scream suddenly stops as a shadow from the darkness seizes Cantilia's throat and pulles them into the obscurity of blackness. Unholy sounds are heard and another scream is heard as guts spill everywhere and...

This author was not able to finish this post...

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Cantilia wrote:EXACTLYYYYY

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

AHHHHHHHHHHH-...

(The scream suddenly stops as a shadow from the darkness seizes Cantilia's throat and pulles them into the obscurity of blackness. Unholy sounds are heard and another scream is heard as guts spill everywhere and...

This author was not able to finish this post...

Dang

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Post by Russchratt suppressed by Rust Islands.

Russchratt

The Creature wrote:Yeah guys, it aint cool
So like do you have udders or nah

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth, The Creature

Russchratt wrote:So like do you have udders or nah

yeah russ thats a no go

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

ow.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cantilia wrote:EXACTLYYYYY

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

AHHHHHHHHHHH-...

(The scream suddenly stops as a shadow from the darkness seizes Cantilia's throat and pulles them into the obscurity of blackness. Unholy sounds are heard and another scream is heard as guts spill everywhere and...

This author was not able to finish this post...

I wanna serve the Creature for Thanksgiving this year! How do I chop it into bits?

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

The Nasty Patty wrote:I wanna serve the Creature for Thanksgiving this year! How do I chop it into bits?

You could try asking very politely...

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:I wanna serve the Creature for Thanksgiving this year! How do I chop it into bits?

*Rises from the dead

I do not recommend it unless you want it to chop you into bits instead

But you could always try luring it in with a false sense of security and the artificial promise of protection!

That usually works! :3

If not there are many other things that you could serve instead, like one of my favorite Cantilian dishes!

Culebrata (A mescla [mix] of snakes and rats fried with bear skin oil)

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Orange Juice wrote:Post by Russchratt suppressed by Rust Islands.

Also getting surpressed is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me personally, I would never let that slide

Just saying ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Cantilia wrote:Also getting surpressed is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me personally, I would never let that slide

Just saying ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ

I'd vote for you. Suppression of posts is suppression of the people. Viva la Revolución! ᕦ⁠༼⁠✩⁠ل͜⁠✩⁠༽⁠ᕤ

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aktemuth wrote:I'd vote for you. Suppression of posts is suppression of the people. Viva la Revolución! ᕦ⁠༼⁠✩⁠ل͜⁠✩⁠༽⁠ᕤ

Cantilia wrote:Also getting surpressed is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me personally, I would never let that slide

Just saying ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ

im all for the people, i just dont quite like it when the conversation goes to... strange places

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

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