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Russchratt wrote:Say "the rat god does not bargain with liberals"

“We don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

If you think about it, it's the USA's fault that Mexico and Canada can't kiss. 🇲🇽✖🇨🇦

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:If you think about it, it's the USA's fault that Mexico and Canada can't kiss. 🇲🇽✖🇨🇦

ItÂ’s also the USAÂ’s fault that Liechtenstein doesnÂ’t own Alaska (true story).

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:ItÂ’s also the USAÂ’s fault that Liechtenstein doesnÂ’t own Alaska (true story).

Should we renegotiate? That'd be the strangest looking country in the world 🌎.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Just went to the gizz concert

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

"Tommorow" is spelled wrong on the poll, making it the one and only logical option. This comment is calculated.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

UGH!! I instilled vegetarianism because the issue option mentioned tech and modernization! It didn't even raise my scientific advancement, only stole my entire agricultural industry...what a scam!!!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:UGH!! I instilled vegetarianism because the issue option mentioned tech and modernization! It didn't even raise my scientific advancement, only stole my entire agricultural industry...what a scam!!!

haha you got scammed by vegetarians! iÂ’ve been thereÂ

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:haha you got scammed by vegetarians! iÂ’ve been thereÂ…

Now there's no meat in my nation. Southeast Aarde is a horrible place to live...

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Now there's no meat in my nation. Southeast Aarde is a horrible place to live...

always has been

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:always has been

what is that supposed to mean 💀💀

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Russchratt wrote:Just went to the gizz concert

the gizzard of oz

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Kophee23 Haynes II sends a "diplomatic" basket full of rotten eggplants to Kiya, just because he can.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:Kophee23 Haynes II sends a "diplomatic" basket full of rotten eggplants to Kiya, just because he can.

half flirting, half war declaration.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:Kophee23 Haynes II sends a "diplomatic" basket full of rotten eggplants to Kiya, just because he can.

Kiya sends back rotten tacos

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya sends back rotten tacos

I am going to give you tangerines

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia

the of the of of the

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:I am going to give you tangerines

WHY HELLO THERE OLD SPORT.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Republic Of Potato wrote:WHY HELLO THERE OLD SPORT.

"That's what she said!"

-Jack Kennedy

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:

the gizzard of oz

Boogi boogie boogie boogie boogie

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

May all your McNuggets burn in Chicken Hell!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

sigh

motivation's a bi-... loser.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

alright let's get RP back and running, yeah?

Branch storypath (not connected to the current war happening, think of it as a separate universe where we can wait for the map to be made and just kind of screw around).

If nobody minds, I'll try to run this as kind of a DM while you guys do what you want in the islands. If nobody really does anything, then this idea will be deleted.

In an international coup, the current Rustic Leader is deposed and a new, more war-agreeing leader is put into place. Let's call him... Agent 47.

The country is now run by an international arms dealing (and mafia-like) business, whose only goal is profit (and expansion).

Now, Agent 47 has set up a very locked oceanic perimeter around the islands, using a few smaller islands as military bases to supply and support the ships.

You guys, as nations, can of course choose to either support this new government, or try to take them down, using either an active military (invasion), or helping out the numerous rebel groups inside the countries. The highest rebel outposts are in Feya Island, as the militants have found it hard to break through the forest (which they have given up on cutting down).

Now, all of this will be done off-the-books (not counting active invasion), so it won't affect your international standing, so if you think you can gain profit by going into the darker side, then by all means, support the new regime.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:alright let's get RP back and running, yeah?

Branch storypath (not connected to the current war happening, think of it as a separate universe where we can wait for the map to be made and just kind of screw around).

If nobody minds, I'll try to run this as kind of a DM while you guys do what you want in the islands. If nobody really does anything, then this idea will be deleted.

In an international coup, the current Rustic Leader is deposed and a new, more war-agreeing leader is put into place. Let's call him... Agent 47.

The country is now run by an international arms dealing (and mafia-like) business, whose only goal is profit (and expansion).

Now, Agent 47 has set up a very locked oceanic perimeter around the islands, using a few smaller islands as military bases to supply and support the ships.

You guys, as nations, can of course choose to either support this new government, or try to take them down, using either an active military (invasion), or helping out the numerous rebel groups inside the countries. The highest rebel outposts are in Feya Island, as the militants have found it hard to break through the forest (which they have given up on cutting down).

Now, all of this will be done off-the-books (not counting active invasion), so it won't affect your international standing, so if you think you can gain profit by going into the darker side, then by all means, support the new regime.

Quick question though, does this new government affect the war?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

The Of The The The Of wrote:the of the of of the

Bames Jond's having a stronk, call a bondulance!

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Bames Jond's having a stronk, call a bondulance!

Okay, we'll need your locatio-

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:Bames Jond's having a stronk, call a bondulance!

but not for me!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aarde and I are seeing Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse today.

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Hello all! The construction of the embassy between Orangejuice and New Sleanuxian Order has finished!

On another note, how are you all doing today?

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Ryshyle Order wrote:Hello all! The construction of the embassy between Orangejuice and New Sleanuxian Order has finished!

On another note, how are you all doing today?

Just solved a puzzle wrong by using the pieces to build a house.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Ryshyle Order

Southeast Aarde wrote:Just solved a puzzle wrong by using the pieces to build a house.

Saying thatÂ’s wrong is like saying you did 2+3=5 wrong. You just did it ✨better✨

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Ryshyle Order wrote:Saying thatÂ’s wrong is like saying you did 2+3=5 wrong. You just did it ✨better✨

What if I said 5 was 1.789065849 + 3.210934151? Is that an upgrade, or just worse?

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Ryshyle Order

Southeast Aarde wrote:What if I said 5 was 1.789065849 + 3.210934151? Is that an upgrade, or just worse?

Upgrade 😎

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Turns out Final Fantasy VI truly is the masterpiece everyone says it is. Gau is best boy.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Quick question though, does this new government affect the war?

In this new alternate universe, I would assume that the new government is supporting anybody with anti-kophee views, as you seem like the good guy in the war.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:In this new alternate universe, I would assume that the new government is supporting anybody with anti-kophee views, as you seem like the good guy in the war.

Dang, IÂ’m the good guy? Shoot.

Also, this is an alternate universe?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

@Kaeyoku GET THIS NEW GIZZ ON THAT GOT DAYUMN PLAYLIST

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

damn school ends tomorrow and they took our chromebooks

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Russchratt I won two

Not one but two

Â

How the f-

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Meat is back. The agricultural industry is restored, but itÂ’s just not what it used to beÂ

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Post by Kophee23 suppressed by Southeast Aarde.

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Meat is back. The agricultural industry is restored, but itÂ’s just not what it used to beÂ…

And summers fvcking here, letÂ’s go!

(Now suppress this for profanity)

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

I am departing to Michigan for vacation guys

farewell

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

IC:

Kiya sends a short letter to Agent 47:

I request your assistance in this ongoing war. In exchange, I can send troops to put down the rebels in your nation. To discuss strategy and further incentives, I would like to meet you at the Rust Island capital building in one week to negotiate. I will bring my elite Imperial Guard, but can leave them in the lobby if you would like. I look forward to your response.

(Rust Islands we donÂ’t have to actually do it in a week, just pretend time passed.)

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:I am departing to Michigan for vacation guys

farewell

i live on that mitten fr

Kophee23 wrote:Also, this is an alternate universe?

yeah, i dont really want this to affect the actual RP, but I also dont want everybody to just forget about the fact OJ has RP going on.

Kophee23 wrote:IC:

Kiya sends a short letter to Agent 47:

I request your assistance in this ongoing war. In exchange, I can send troops to put down the rebels in your nation. To discuss strategy and further incentives, I would like to meet you at the Rust Island capital building in one week to negotiate. I will bring my elite Imperial Guard, but can leave them in the lobby if you would like. I look forward to your response.

(Rust Islands we donÂ’t have to actually do it in a week, just pretend time passed.)

IC:

A letter is sent back to Kiya regarding the letter prior.

Due to a terrorist attack, the Rust Island Capitol Building was destroyed. Right now, there is talk about moving it to Fargon Island, but the unwelcoming terrain and rebels have lead to Feya Island as the new capitol. Unfortunately, the natives have not done very well with infrastructure, and can only hold small fishing cities in the docks. The actual beach cities are too dangerous for our men to try to make a capitol building there, so its out of the question.

We aren't quite sure what to do, but if you could send in some men (or weapons), it would be appreciated, and we may be able to talk after we can fully manage to create an temporary capitol to talk. Thank you for your patience.

Also, if you would so kindly recognize us as the official government, some people may not be as... aggressive... with their opinions.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:i live on that mitten fr

yeah, i dont really want this to affect the actual RP, but I also dont want everybody to just forget about the fact OJ has RP going on.

IC:

A letter is sent back to Kiya regarding the letter prior.

Due to a terrorist attack, the Rust Island Capitol Building was destroyed. Right now, there is talk about moving it to Fargon Island, but the unwelcoming terrain and rebels have lead to Feya Island as the new capitol. Unfortunately, the natives have not done very well with infrastructure, and can only hold small fishing cities in the docks. The actual beach cities are too dangerous for our men to try to make a capitol building there, so its out of the question.

We aren't quite sure what to do, but if you could send in some men (or weapons), it would be appreciated, and we may be able to talk after we can fully manage to create an temporary capitol to talk. Thank you for your patience.

Also, if you would so kindly recognize us as the official government, some people may not be as... aggressive... with their opinions.

I will send some soldiers from the Imperial Legion. They are skilled at constructing structures speedily, so I will order them to convert any rebel buildings and camps into prisons. Hopefully we can contain the rebels.

Many imperial legionnaires are sent to construct prison-fortresses and suppress the rebellion. They will do so without any violence, and attempt to peacefully contain the rebels.

Also OOC, would you be fine if this was the real universe, and did affect future rp?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:I will send some soldiers from the Imperial Legion. They are skilled at constructing structures speedily, so I will order them to convert any rebel buildings and camps into prisons. Hopefully we can contain the rebels.

Many imperial legionnaires are sent to construct prison-fortresses and suppress the rebellion. They will do so without any violence, and attempt to peacefully contain the rebels.

Also OOC, would you be fine if this was the real universe, and did affect future rp?

i mean, kinda screws over my entire RP plan, but sure, this can be true universe RP.

IC:

The rebels on Fargon Island declare a new Fargon State, currently run by the military, but independent nonetheless. When Agent 47 hears about this, he attempts to send a message to his guard on the island, but never gets a response. It is assumed they are dead or imprisoned.

The Feyian rebels are having issues supplying their rebel groups in the cities due to the thickness of the forest, and as such, the grip on Feya Island is able to be tightened, and a strict schedule for the people is set up. Anybody outside after dark (without full papers) will be tossed into a temporary prison. There is now a parole around the forest 24-7 to watch for rebels. The new capitol is set up in the largest Feyian land-city, Miasto Doków, and a letter was sent to Kiya stating that they can come to the temporary capitol to discuss important matters.

On Rust Island, nothing is new. The rebels are the same, and have been evading both Kophee's guards, and the company's guards. It is suspected some guards are assisting the rebels.

(OOC: Need a name for this mercenary and gun-smuggling company. Ideas?)

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:i mean, kinda screws over my entire RP plan, but sure, this can be true universe RP.

IC:

The rebels on Fargon Island declare a new Fargon State, currently run by the military, but independent nonetheless. When Agent 47 hears about this, he attempts to send a message to his guard on the island, but never gets a response. It is assumed they are dead or imprisoned.

The Feyian rebels are having issues supplying their rebel groups in the cities due to the thickness of the forest, and as such, the grip on Feya Island is able to be tightened, and a strict schedule for the people is set up. Anybody outside after dark (without full papers) will be tossed into a temporary prison. There is now a parole around the forest 24-7 to watch for rebels. The new capitol is set up in the largest Feyian land-city, Miasto Doków, and a letter was sent to Kiya stating that they can come to the temporary capitol to discuss important matters.

On Rust Island, nothing is new. The rebels are the same, and have been evading both Kophee's guards, and the company's guards. It is suspected some guards are assisting the rebels.

(OOC: Need a name for this mercenary and gun-smuggling company. Ideas?)

Kiya takes a boat to the temp capital building and walks there surrounded by roughly 20 elite imperial officers, then knocks on the front door.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya takes a boat to the temp capital building and walks there surrounded by roughly 20 elite imperial officers, then knocks on the front door.

(Sorry 'bout the delay, just reinstalled NS++ [new computer] and getting used to the changes again)

The door is flung open, three armed guards come out, guns armed and ready, and are shocked to see you had arrived. "We're sorry, we didn't expect you to li-... make it he-... survi-..." He stops talking ushers you in. A rock is thrown from a window - maybe an alley? - and hits one of your guards.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Well, this being canon changes things. SE Aarde is extremely involved with both Kophee and the war.

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Well, this being canon changes things. SE Aarde is extremely involved with both Kophee and the war.

It's very radical for Rust Islands, and it's also a very radical change to my plans. I now have to play out an actual civil war that I meant to just have for a bit of off-time fun lol. (props to autocorrect for trying to fix "lol" to "lo" "ll" and "loll")

Anyway, if you want to help either side, that'd be fine by me.

Also, I'm thinking about the outcome if this war - should I have it go random (i get a d6 and apply different outcomes for each roll), or do i go with what i want to do?

Never know what the Dice Gods will do...

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:(OOC: Need a name for this mercenary and gun-smuggling company. Ideas?)
I would imagine they use a code name, so probably something short. I have no ideas otherwise.

Rust Islands wrote:Also, I'm thinking about the outcome if this war - should I have it go random (i get a d6 and apply different outcomes for each roll), or do i go with what i want to do?

Never know what the Dice Gods will do...

Do a mix of both. Lay out 1-3 key events but randomize the others

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Omg WeÂ’re almost ar michigan finally

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Do a mix of both. Lay out 1-3 key events but randomize the others

No, I mean the actual outcome; what happens to the island's government itself? Which regime wins? The rebels? Do they decide to ceasefire? Does the Fargonese State maintain independence? Do the Fargonese help out the other islands to setup independent islands, or reunite the islands as they were before the coup?

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hmm thinking if I should participateÂ… 🤔

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:Omg WeÂ’re almost ar michigan finally

I would suggest you go to Hell first. Bad Axe is pretty cool though. Watch yourself in Detroit.

Edit: HILDZAH JOIN A SIDE! WHO DO YOU SUPPORT????

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:No, I mean the actual outcome; what happens to the island's government itself? Which regime wins? The rebels? Do they decide to ceasefire? Does the Fargonese State maintain independence? Do the Fargonese help out the other islands to setup independent islands, or reunite the islands as they were before the coup?

Randomize the outcome

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:I would suggest you go to Hell first. Bad Axe is pretty cool though. Watch yourself in Detroit.

Edit: HILDZAH JOIN A SIDE! WHO DO YOU SUPPORT????

uH UH UHM UMM THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE/

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:(Sorry 'bout the delay, just reinstalled NS++ [new computer] and getting used to the changes again)

The door is flung open, three armed guards come out, guns armed and ready, and are shocked to see you had arrived. "We're sorry, we didn't expect you to li-... make it he-... survi-..." He stops talking ushers you in. A rock is thrown from a window - maybe an alley? - and hits one of your guards.

Kiya walks in with 19 of her guards, leaving the one who was hit to yell out to the streets in Covali (native Kopheean language). He then limped inside, holding his foot and cursing.

Inside, Kiya speaks to her guards (in Covali), and they stay there as she walks forward.

“So where is your leader?”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:Randomize the outcome

1. The company takes full control of the islands.

2. The company takes full control of Feya and Rust island, Fargon stays independent.

3. The company takes full control of Rust Island. Fargon takes Feya back.

---3.1. Fargon Island unites with Feya Island as the "New Rustic Islands".

---3.2. Fargon Island liberates Feya Island as an independent nation.

4. The company takes full control of Feya Island. Fargon takes Rust back.

---4.1. Fargon Island unites with Rust Island as the "New Rustic Islands".

---4.2 Fargon Island liberates Rust Island as an independent nation.

5. The company looses control of every island.

---5.1 Rust Islands is returned as the islands' government.

---5.2 Each island gains independence.

---5.3 The islands fight about the government - creates a new civil war in the islands.

6. The company sells off the land.

---6.1 To the highest bidder.

---6.2 To local authorities.

------6.2.1. The islands reunite as Rust Islands

------6.2.2. Another civil war erupts on who actually owns the islands.

------6.2.3. Each island gains independence.

Update: I will not be showing what I actually roll, but I will be true to what I roll. To give a hint, it wasn't 1, 2, or 3.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:I will not be showing what I actually roll, but I will be true to what I roll. To give a hint, it wasn't 1, 2, or 3.

dam thats a lot of outcomes

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:dam thats a lot of outcomes

i overprepare, which then leads to burnout. just look at the OJ-V game. havent even looked at it in like a week, i just dont want to go through everything i already wrote and re-learn what i was thinking.

ALSO, the roll i got will be what is currently happening on the islands, but if you guys support a side enough, ill flip a coin and see if the outcome changes.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya walks in with 19 of her guards, leaving the one who was hit to yell out to the streets in Covali (native Kopheean language). He then limped inside, holding his foot and cursing.

Inside, Kiya speaks to her guards (in Covali), and they stay there as she walks forward.

“So where is your leader?”

In a thick accent you can't quite make out, "He in back. I get. Stay. Sit."

There is a little kid staring at you through a window.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:i overprepare, which then leads to burnout. just look at the OJ-V game. havent even looked at it in like a week, i just dont want to go through everything i already wrote and re-learn what i was thinking.

ALSO, the roll i got will be what is currently happening on the islands, but if you guys support a side enough, ill flip a coin and see if the outcome changes.

hehehehehe I saw your factbook but im not gonna click the spoiler >:)

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:In a thick accent you can't quite make out, "He in back. I get. Stay. Sit."

There is a little kid staring at you through a window.

I have a bad feeling about this. For some reason, children are always strangely important foreshadowing.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:hehehehehe I saw your factbook but im not gonna click the spoiler >:)

Don't tempt the others.

Hildzah wrote:I have a bad feeling about this. For some reason, children are always strangely important foreshadowing.

Don't think about it too much ;)

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

lol Aled is feelinf a little silly today

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:lol Aled is feelinf a little silly today

NO

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:In a thick accent you can't quite make out, "He in back. I get. Stay. Sit."

There is a little kid staring at you through a window.

“Here, let me go. You talk with my people. Make conversation.”

She walks to the back, muttering and twitching nervously.

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:“Here, let me go. You talk with my people. Make conversation.”

She walks to the back, muttering and twitching nervously.

foreshadowing 😨

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:foreshadowing 😨

😱

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:lol Aled is feelinf a little silly today

the pranksterian urge(this is a word now, itÂ’s in Jucian) to mess up the war a little bitÂ… 😏

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:“Here, let me go. You talk with my people. Make conversation.”

She walks to the back, muttering and twitching nervously.

The guard tries to turn around to sit back down, slips on his untied shoe laces, lets out a little scream, and faceplants right into the dirt.

He gets up and dusts himself off, "I use bathroom." He doesn't come back out.

Once you enter the background, Agent 47 tries to swivel around in James Bond-villian like fashion, but only manages to get stuck halfway. His face scrunches up, and he picks up his chair, turns towards you, and sets it down, "More used to expensive-" his voice raises to a yell, "WORKING EQUIPMENT-" you hear a faint "Sorry, boss!" before he returns to talking to you, "Anyway, what do we need to talk about? Money? Men? How much do I owe you?"

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Hildzah wrote:the pranksterian urge(this is a word now, itÂ’s in Jucian) to mess up the war a little bitÂ… 😏

SoooÂ…are we using emojis now? 🤨

Rust Islands, Hildzah

Hildzah wrote:the pranksterian urge(this is a word now, itÂ’s in Jucian) to mess up the war a little bitÂ… 😏

Pranksterian

Prank-STIR-ian

ㅤDefinition(s):

ㅤㅤ1. A person who enjoys surprising people.

ㅤㅤ2. An urge to commit treason.

ㅤ"I just can't seem to shake my pranksterian mentality."

First use: Hildzah

Defined by: Rust Islands

Other pranksterian information:

Commonly used as a semi-emotion; an urge, if you will.

Kophee23, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:The guard tries to turn around to sit back down, slips on his untied shoe laces, lets out a little scream, and faceplants right into the dirt.

He gets up and dusts himself off, "I use bathroom." He doesn't come back out.

Once you enter the background, Agent 47 tries to swivel around in James Bond-villian like fashion, but only manages to get stuck halfway. His face scrunches up, and he picks up his chair, turns towards you, and sets it down, "More used to expensive-" his voice raises to a yell, "WORKING EQUIPMENT-" you hear a faint "Sorry, boss!" before he returns to talking to you, "Anyway, what do we need to talk about? Money? Men? How much do I owe you?"

Kiya sits down.

“Before we negotiate, I must ask what your plans for this country are. What are you going to do if you theoretically gain full support?”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya sits down.

“Before we negotiate, I must ask what your plans for this country are. What are you going to do if you theoretically gain full support?”

"You see, Kooya, it's like the stock market. When the price is high, you sell. So, when the price is high here, I will sell all that I can. Not the land - that will be valuable forever, but the people, the resources. I plan to suck this place dry of any money I can, and then the people won't be strong enough to revolt. It'll be a nice place for vacations, then. I'll rent out the land to rich people and let them live here in the summer - or winter - and watch the money roll in.

It'll be the most efficient company you've ever seen. A capitalist paradise. For the people I say it will be though. Everybody else will probably die of starvation or something. I don't really care about them, though.

And you can trust me, because I haven't lied once. I'm a great politician." His face widens into a grin and you can see multiple golden teeth, which are surprisingly shiny.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:"You see, Kooya, it's like the stock market. When the price is high, you sell. So, when the price is high here, I will sell all that I can. Not the land - that will be valuable forever, but the people, the resources. I plan to suck this place dry of any money I can, and then the people won't be strong enough to revolt. It'll be a nice place for vacations, then. I'll rent out the land to rich people and let them live here in the summer - or winter - and watch the money roll in.

It'll be the most efficient company you've ever seen. A capitalist paradise. For the people I say it will be though. Everybody else will probably die of starvation or something. I don't really care about them, though.

And you can trust me, because I haven't lied once. I'm a great politician." His face widens into a grin and you can see multiple golden teeth, which are surprisingly shiny.

Kiya smiles, and stands up.

“Do you have any plans on paper? I could take copies and hopefully help.”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya smiles, and stands up.

“Do you have any plans on paper? I could take copies and hopefully help.”

"Yeah, sure, Koopa." He gets up and walks over to a locked cabinet, pulls out a key, and opens it up. You can see that kid again, and he starts smiling at you. He pulls a key out of his pocket and into in his hand. He laughs and runs off. "Here, Koola, the papers. It's just a rough draft, but it pretty much has the idea of what we're doing."

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:"Yeah, sure, Koopa." He gets up and walks over to a locked cabinet, pulls out a key, and opens it up. You can see that kid again, and he starts smiling at you. He pulls a key out of his pocket and into in his hand. He laughs and runs off. "Here, Koola, the papers. It's just a rough draft, but it pretty much has the idea of what we're doing."

This is becoming increasingly uncanny as I struggle to comprehend the different ways an incomprehensible Asian accent can mispronounce Kiya

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:"Yeah, sure, Koopa." He gets up and walks over to a locked cabinet, pulls out a key, and opens it up. You can see that kid again, and he starts smiling at you. He pulls a key out of his pocket and into in his hand. He laughs and runs off. "Here, Koola, the papers. It's just a rough draft, but it pretty much has the idea of what we're doing."

Kiya takes it into her hands and looks it over.

“I like what I see, and let’s see if I can be worked in.”

She yells in Covali to the lobby and a guard comes in, taking a copy from her hands and running back out.

“Any way you think you could help me?”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya takes it into her hands and looks it over.

“I like what I see, and let’s see if I can be worked in.”

She yells in Covali to the lobby and a guard comes in, taking a copy from her hands and running back out.

“Any way you think you could help me?”

"In the future, I can make you richer than your wildest dreams!" His eyes shine. "Oh, and I can get you guns. So many guns."

OOC: Should I change the Rustic Flag to the company's logo?

edit: doing it.

edit edit: nvm, making new nation

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Good day, gentlemen, women, and everything in-between.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:"In the future, I can make you richer than your wildest dreams!" His eyes shine. "Oh, and I can get you guns. So many guns."

OOC: Should I change the Rustic Flag to the companies logo?

edit: doing it.

edit edit: nvm, making new nation

“Well, I can agree to that!” She reaches for his hand, but once she grabs it she pulls him to her chest and whispers in his ear

Long live the Empress!

before a bomb her sleeve explodes, taking both her and him down. A small enough explosion to only get them, but intense enough to kill them both.

Meanwhile in the “lobby”, the imperial guard quickly barricades the doors, takes the guards weapons, ties them up, and begins searching the building for any files.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:“Well, I can agree to that!” She reaches for his hand, but once she grabs it she pulls him to her chest and whispers in his ear

Long live the Empress!

before a bomb her sleeve explodes, taking both her and him down. A small enough explosion to only get them, but intense enough to kill them both.

Meanwhile in the “lobby”, the imperial guard quickly barricades the doors, takes the guards weapons, ties them up, and begins searching the building for any files.

OOC: Ah yes, the sensible thing to do. Just like the japanese.

IC: The kid breaks the window and gets into the building, opens the cabinet with the key, and burns all of the paperwork. He leaves a note, "Tu-Mek, imp cou a'alle slimth ilkin"

It's Fargonese (not the actual language name, but nobody knows what it's called, so that's just what the people who don't speak it call it), and roughly translated, it is "Thank you, you have helped our people much."

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Congratulations on the promotion! Our new CEO says that they will "Drop bombs on the very same who bombed us." Very influential! We think he has a great chance to help Leapcor Services!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:OOC: Ah yes, the sensible thing to do. Just like the japanese.

IC: The kid breaks the window and gets into the building, opens the cabinet with the key, and burns all of the paperwork. He leaves a note, "Tu-Mek, imp cou a'alle slimth ilkin"

It's Fargonese (not the actual language name, but nobody knows what it's called, so that's just what the people who don't speak it call it), and roughly translated, it is "Thank you, you have helped our people much."

OOC: My phone died last night whilst I was writing a large post, and IÂ’m not in the mood to do it again so this will be short.

IC:

The guards bring out small speakers and put them outside the building, and then turn them on to (very loudly) broadcast a message:

I am Kiya Khalil-Ya. I am alive. The man known as Agent 47 isn’t. Just now a death row inmate impersonating me assasinated him. For the past week she had been training for this. For the past week your true nation has been training for this in “prisons”. These prisons were really just for show, and are now fortresses filled with many highly trained soldiers, both Kopheean and native. We are here to save this land. If you are with us, travel to one of the forts and get initiated. It will be a process, but if you truly are a rebel you will be able to fight. We will be contacting the Fargon state to see if they would like our assistance. And if you are against us, well, keep in mind you are fighting the largest and most powerful country on Orangia. Long live the Empress! Long live the Empire!

At this moment a helicopter lands on the building, filled with reinforcements and resources to transform the building into another fort. Kiya Khalil-Ya contacts Fargon island, simply asking if they would like to merge with this rebellion. Also at this moment, all the fortresses broadcast the above message and the rebels prepare for an even bloodier civil war.

OOC: If nobody wants this to be canon it doesnÂ’t have to be.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:OOC: My phone died last night whilst I was writing a large post, and IÂ’m not in the mood to do it again so this will be short.

[spoiler]IC:

The guards bring out small speakers and put them outside the building, and then turn them on to (very loudly) broadcast a message:

I am Kiya Khalil-Ya. I am alive. The man known as Agent 47 isn’t. Just now a death row inmate impersonating me assasinated him. For the past week she had been training for this. For the past week your true nation has been training for this in “prisons”. These prisons were really just for show, and are now fortresses filled with many highly trained soldiers, both Kopheean and native. We are here to save this land. If you are with us, travel to one of the forts and get initiated. It will be a process, but if you truly are a rebel you will be able to fight. We will be contacting the Fargon state to see if they would like our assistance. And if you are against us, well, keep in mind you are fighting the largest and most powerful country on Orangia. Long live the Empress! Long live the Empire!

At this moment a helicopter lands on the building, filled with reinforcements and resources to transform the building into another fort. Kiya Khalil-Ya contacts Fargon island, simply asking if they would like to merge with this rebellion. Also at this moment, all the fortresses broadcast the above message and the rebels prepare for an even bloodier civil war.

OOC: If nobody wants this to be canon it doesnÂ’t have to be.[/spoiler]

Ouch, thatÂ’s always annoying.

IC:

The Fargonese land on Rust Island and start liberating the Northeast cities, and with KopheeÂ’s help, the Feyian Republic is put into place as the government of Feya Island (currently under rule of KiyaÂ’s Imperial Guard). A message is sent to Kiya stating that Fargon would not like to merge.

The new CEO of Leapcor Services, Agent 48, has set up a naval barricade against any outside ships, and has started firing upon Kophee ships in harbor. A new capitol has been created in a small city on Rust Island.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Yo! New punctuation mark just dropped!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:@Kaeyoku GET THIS NEW GIZZ ON THAT GOT DAYUMN PLAYLIST

*sigh* Added. Also, use [nation] if you wish to ping me for a playlist addition.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

..

The Nasty Patty wrote:Yo! New punctuation mark just dropped!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

I think this is a joke but it set off my pet peeves because interrobangs arenÂ’t new 😭

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty

Rust Islands wrote:Ouch, thatÂ’s always annoying.

IC:

The Fargonese land on Rust Island and start liberating the Northeast cities, and with KopheeÂ’s help, the Feyian Republic is put into place as the government of Feya Island (currently under rule of KiyaÂ’s Imperial Guard).

The new CEO of Leapcor Services, Agent 48, has set up a naval barricade against any outside ships, and has started firing upon Kophee ships in harbor. A new capitol has been created in a small city on Rust Island.

Bruh I am so definitely going to bomb the barricade

War planes can now be seen hovering over to Rust IslandsÂ’ borders.

Rust Islands, Kophee23

fREeeEeeeEeEEE BIIIIRRRDDDDDD DUDUDUDH DUN DUN DUN DUN DIN DUHDUDHUHDUDUHDUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUUUUUUUU

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:Bruh I am so definitely going to bomb the barricade

War planes can now be seen hovering over to Rust IslandsÂ’ borders.

An envelope to the owner of these planes has been sent from the secretary of Agent 48:

“Hello there! I noticed that you have sent some planes of the war variety over our air space!

I do hope this is just an accident, as if it wasnÂ’t, it will be taken as a sign of aggression.

If you do not remove these planes out of our air space within 12 hours, we will start shooting them down.

Thank you, and I hope that this can all be forgotten about soon,

Tom Riddle, Secretary of Agent 48.”

Behind this piece of paper you see 100k Jilno Rubles - the official currency of the Jilno Corporate State (a little island nation run by a wealthy businessman) - which can be traded for about 16.95 Stora Pengar (Rustic currency). Not sure what that is in anybody elseÂ’s money though.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I'm boutta Dazavia all over this RP event, just gotta write a post.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kandfaroi wrote:I'm boutta Dazavia all over this RP event, just gotta write a post.

holy crap this totally is a RP event, i never even realizedÂ

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

man now the WFE makes me look narcissistic lol

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:..I think this is a joke but it set off my pet peeves because !interrobangs arenÂ’t new 😭
Damn, look what I figured out how to do! (Aw, it didn't keep the right to left writing..🥶)

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Leapcor Services

The Nasty Patty wrote:Damn, look what I figured out how to do! (Aw, it didn't keep the right to left writing..🥶)

that only for premium accounts. send me $100 and youÂ’ll unlock l2r writing!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:*sigh* Added. Also, use [nation] if you wish to ping me for a playlist addition.

I forgot how to use NS lol

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

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Written by Refuge Isle.