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Region: OrangeJuice
Yesterday I thought about how gruesome it would be if someone got ripped in half. Not just, like, plain murder, like actually in two pieces. Imagine the blood and the bones sticking out 💀💀💀
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
DAMN HILDZAH CHILL
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
Kophee casually watching everybody go insane and silently liking each post
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Suppressing the urge to correct someone after they say something clearly wrong takes a whole new level of self control
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
Jiohohu
/jiohohu/ - noun
ㅤDefinition(s)
ㅤㅤㅤ1. an object that can represent varying levels of emotion such as happiness, excitement, or passion.
ㅤㅤㅤ2. an idea which reflects overall happiness.
ㅤ"I love jiohohu."
ㅤ"Did I tell you about the jiohohu yesterday?"
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Relatable
Ive been waiting for something to define, and I missed it 😭
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Add to OJ dictionary Rust Islands! That would make the dictionary become even more of a jiohohu.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Good news! We now have enough words in the dictionary to form a sentence!
What a dhuhusihduhdsj jiohohu!
Kophee23
Thread so far lol
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Ive been drafting how government will work
I literally cant Blghrbling wait to define something
(Hehehe lemme define this one)
Blghrbling
/blghrbling/ - adverb
ㅤDefinition(s)
ㅤㅤ1. an exclamation, something is making you angry
2. doing or saying something in extreme anger
I blghrbling hate that everyone defines stuff before me!
"Thats blghrbling crazy!"
Hi, I am Respected Drunkards. I am a puppet of the nation of Axixic headquartered in the Region of Lazarus. My co-puppet Neolazarus joined your faction in the recent Nuclear War. A most gracious TG from your founder thanking Neo for its help convinced me to check you guys out. Neo unfortunately has been scheduled for abandonment with only me, Respected Drunkards, remaining as Axixics sole puppet. A reduction of over 200 puppets.
In any event I likely wont be very active here, and mostly it will be when Im sipping Resposado Tequila. In honor of this region it will occasionally be a vodka screwdriver. Thank you. RD
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Welcome!
Respected Drunkards, Kandfaroi
Btw Axixic has 5 legendary trading cards to give away to members of OJ who are into trading. No charge, just send Axixic a note via TG
Kophee23
Respond to the RP!
Post self-deleted by Kophee23.
For free?!!??!???
Kophee23
That's wrbrbrbrhring!
Kophee23
Wrbrbrbrhring
/wrbrbrbrhring/ - adjective
ㅤDefinition(s)
1. when something is completely unbelievable
ㅤ
"You're selling those legendary cards for free?!?? That's wrbrbrbrhring!"
"The fact that you beat me in that game is wrbrbrbrhring!"
Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
If you need any help I can definitely help with that. Ive designed a few regional governments in my time on NS so far.
Kophee23
OOC: Guess I can't stall anymore. Welp I'll just respond with some open-ended whatever because I just cannot blghrbling decide
IC: The king sighs and clasps his hands together. He stares down at the table, thinking.
OOC: help
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
:skull:
Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
Alright yall I need your help for two things.
A. The OrangueJuice language doesn't have a name! I have a few ideas for the name but I need you guys to decide.
Name suggestions:
Orangian
Juician
Ohjucian
Blubble Blabble
B. Name definitions.
I feel like a rule should be put into place where the person that uses a new word first can't define it.
The rule would just make it so that somebody else would have to define it based on the context of the message. It would just make the language that much more confusing, and I think that's amazing.
And to those wondering, anything before these rules are actually decided on will count as words, even if they don't follow these rules.
Dispatch (edited):
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1837967
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=58938
...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
I think Orangian is a bit too close to RP, so Ill lodge my vote for Juician! Hey, wait! Vote! After this poll, Ill call a new one for language names. Until then, come up with as many as you can!
Edit: page 30
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Cerosophevolenaia
Resilience Charter is referencing us again lol.
If only we could TG them, maybe they could make/define words with us.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Actually maybe not, because if we could TG them, anybody could, and there are some very toxic people on this site.
Kophee23
We have an embassy starting
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
Oh I didn't see that lmao
Kophee23
asdfghjk
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
MY TURN
asdfghjk - noun
/ay-ess-dee-eff-gee-ach-jay-kay/
Definition
ㅤㅤ1. A standard greeting on par with "hello", "hi", or "salutations".
"Asdfghjk! How was your week?"
"I didn't expect to see you here. Asdfghjk."
Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
I don't like plup in me orange juice. 😕
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
I'll filter it out for you, no worries.
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Plup
/pləp/ - noun
Definition
ㅤㅤ1. An alternative word for fruit pulp, which is commonly found when grinding fresh fruit such as oranges.
ㅤㅤ2. A noise heard when dropping something into a liquid substance like orange juice.
"I don't like plup in me orange juice. 😕"
"The pulp made a plup sound when it was dropped into the sea."
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
I hate you because I didn't even see they spelled that incorrectly. I just missed an amazing time to define something.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Welcome to Orangejuice! I hope you find a home here, plup or not :p
Kandfaroi, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
Just so you know, I'm not banning them for their pulp opinion and I never will
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
I opened a poll named fþëhhü¤ư̈×¥¤³²ä³²³¹² and no one has defined it yet
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
MIne!
Southeast Aarde
nOOOo whY
Kophee23
Rust Islands has to wait I guess
Kophee23
fþëhhü¤ư̈×¥¤³²ä³²³¹²
/*demonic schreeching*/ - noun
Definition
ㅤㅤ1. A demonic type of creature, often associated with the number 17
"Agh, the fþëhhü¤ư̈×¥¤³²ä³²³¹² is eating my leg!"
"You look like a fþëhhü¤ư̈×¥¤³²ä³²³¹², and you smell like one too!"
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
AH, A FþEHHU¤UU×¥¤³²ä³²³¹²!! *POURS SALT* BEGONE!
*jumpscare noises*
Kophee23
holy crap we have so many posts and we're not even 2 months old
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Aarde is drinking unholy water rn
Southeast Aarde
It's literally shrek color
Kophee23
I got on on an alt and saw 507 on the rmb
Southeast Aarde
just that good.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1837967
we can technically I believe
Kophee23
School class
Based on scientific advancement and defense forces, I am the most powerful RP nation in OJ!
oh right
Kophee23
bUt THoSe aRE NaTioNStaTEs STatS!!!111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Right. We use them as guidelines though, so unless someone has a space death laser, I think I'm up there.
*does foreshadowing*
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
I have recovered from the dead
I honestly doubt that.
Dude I already apologised
pls just stop before Kandfaroi tree-fungi-ifies you
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kophee thought you were my alt 😭
Kophee23, Hildzah
bruh
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I KNWO
THATS LITERALLY WRBRBRBRHRING
Kophee23, Hildzah
Hmm...
IC: King Haynes's phone starts ringing. He answers it, and after a minute of talking, looks up at Kiya and says, "I agree to the terms."
football
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
oh god this is great
Kophee23
Amazing! Ah, such a jiohohu!
Kophee23
IC: Kiya whispers to a servant, who runs off out the room, then looks on to the reps.
"It seems we are continuing."
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Suriya nods. "Yes, please proceed."
Kophee23
Vlecrien is a good friend of Aarde and I
GUYS DICTIONARY JUST HIT 100+ READS
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I JUST SAID THAT IRL YOU THIEF
ALSO I JUST ATE SOME OOGA BOOGA STICKY AND SOME POPPY DEFINE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT BY ME YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Ooga Booga Sticky
/ooga-booga-sticky/ - noun
ㅤDefinition(s)
ㅤㅤ1. An alternative word for Rice Krispie Treats by Kellogg's
I love Ooga Booga Sticky.
"Ooga Booga Sticky is my favorite!"
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Youre definitely still the strongest irp
Kophee23, Dazavia
Poppy
/päpē/ - noun
ㅤㅤDefinition(s)
ㅤㅤㅤ1. A red flower commonly found in fields of grass.
ㅤㅤㅤ2. Something tuneful or catchy.
ㅤㅤㅤ3. An alternative word for popcorn, a widespread snack made from heating popcorn kernels.
"Poppies are a nice flower to give your friends."
"Those poppy songs are the best."
"Give me some poppy, I'm hungry!"
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
That's generous of you. I certainly wouldn't do the same.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
IC: The servant rushes back into the room and hands Kiya a letter. After reading for a minute, she says to herself just loud enough to hear well, that sure complicates things
Kandfaroi
We had a massive argument, almost resulting in war, about pulp vs no pulp
Kandfaroi, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
How does everyone feel about having chunks of ice in their milk? Personally it ruins my whole month and then some.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I've never had it but I'm sure it's incredibly horrid. Water and milk aren't really known for working well with each other.
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
IC: Kiya stands up.
"It has come to my attention that a vassal state of ours, Patatoepro, has declared independence."
Kandfaroi
It does something to cereal that I can't even describe.
Kophee23
Screw it I've domesticated demons.
This one seems a bit too much like words that already exist (popcorn and the flower).
IC: "Not that I should have any say in it," (LEADER NAME) starts, "but since they voluntarily gave up their freedom as a country, should they not be able to take it back?"
The Feya representative nods his head in agreement, "I mean that is what you are doing for us. Seems like a fair trade to me though. A united military is stronger than ours alone."
"That's not related."
"It is. If they gave their independence away without a fight, why should there be one when they want it back?" The representative seems to start sweating a little, "You wouldn't attack us if we wanted independence, right?"
"WELL I THINK I SHOULD BE GOING." (LEADER NAME) says abruptly, "the dragon talks are over and I would like to get home to a nice bath and a new pair of pants that aren't so... maybe I should say a new pair of pants that function as pants. These don't really cover much of my legs." He proceeds to get up to reveal blue boxers with hearts on them, turns around, and walks into a broom closet. He closes the door.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I don't think I'm going to add this one either. Slang isn't much of a language IMO.
If enough people actually want it ig I'll ad it but I just don't see the point.
Edit: This may seem contradictory towards "plup", but the word is literally related to the region's name, so I think it gets a pass.
Republic Of Potato
The Five Giveway Legendary offer is finished. All 5 were given to OrangeJuice residents or their puppetmasters. Thank you for you participation😎
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
IC: Hello this is the leader of the United States Of Potato Pro (Preston Potato) would like to announce independence and we would like to let you know that we agree in terms of saving dragons we, like hunting them is not aloud and I'm open to ally ships
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Sorry Respected Drunkards, but I had to make some money.
IC: "If Kophee ever tries to declare war on you to subjugate you again, you have the full support of..." The man speaking leans back in his seat and exchanges a few words with the representatives. "Rust Island and Feya Island. Fargon doesn't have much of a military to spare right now."
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi
We will see what Karma brings.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23
What about hunting them silently? And maybe catch and release?
Kophee23
Considering: Creating a new nation that would be named Kophee. It would be for all my RP purposes.
Drawbacks: All the stats, (which are still just guidelines Kandfaroi, but important nonetheless) would be inaccurate, all policies and issue decisions and such would be reversed.
Opinions?
Republic Of Potato
IC:
"First of all, the talks are not over. We are still to discuss other policies. Also, the way I deal with this is my decision, one that will take many hours of consideration tonight."
Republic Of Potato
Well, as I said, I don't think we should really use NS stats in the roleplay. Not using them gives more creative freedom to the user plus the NS stats are kinda (very) unrealistic. You can always use Kophee23's stats as a guideline if you wish as well. So I would support this.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23
POWER!!!
Here's a refresher on POWER!!!
The founder, Kophee23, has power over all residents of OJ, only restricted by laws implemented (eventually) and the constitution (soon to be written with your help!)
The vice-founder, currently Kandfaroi, serves as an assistant to the founder, and has power over all residents of OJ, but may be restricted by the founder in addition to laws. They will also serve as the leader of the (soon to be made) legislature, and director of the Domestic and Foreign Departments of OJ. They first and foremost serve as the region's caretaker alongside the founder, putting the priority of the region over all others.
The Head of Foreign Affairs, currently Rust Islands, serves as the leader of all (eventual) ambassadors and foreign relations (in cases the role as foreign relation regulator can override the vice-founder's authority over residents and departments). They may also serve as a general moderator of the people of OJ.
The Head of Domestic Affairs, currently Southeast Aarde, serves as the leader of the people of the region. They serve under the watch of the vice-founder as a regional caretaker, but the people are a higher priority for them. They also serve as the leader of the DOmestic Affairs Department, including the Director of Culture and general moderators (all to be made).
Ambassadors, general moderators, and the Director of Culture all serve under the rule of the founder, vice-founder, and the head of their respective department.
I am considering changes, but want your input first.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
Pretty cool, I can definitely help make that constitution. I've written many constitutions for different things, and know a good amount of Legalese (despite English being my second/third language). I think Vice-Founder could be renamed, as Vice-Founder potentially implies a permanent position.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23
Yes, any name suggestions?
idk like president or chancellor or something
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I agree with this, as basing stuff off of our nations is kind of strange considering that I've just been messing around with this nation's issues, and all the other ones for RP purposes I haven't been doing issues, so they are very barren.
Kophee tyrannical leader arc
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Mwahahahaha!
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee
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