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lol
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Why pay the legitimate way when I can force some poor Otaku with no social life to hack it for me?
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT – SSSD-573
20:36 – Wielkozamek, Lublona, Dazavia
President Kosma Kobus, escorted by three SSS officers, enters the Wielkozamek's Situation Room. The situation is dire. At home, political unrest surrounding the current events in the Rust Islands has forced the president to make a decision. Herculean amounts of domestic and international pressure lay upon his shoulders as he enters the solemn atmosphere of the Situation Room. The door shuts behind him as he takes his seat at the end of the table. Incredible technology surrounds him; highly-detailed interactive maps display various locations across Orangia, plus various other screens and devices. The table is populated by his high command; his most trusted advisors, ministers, and commanders. His assistant, Monika Grzywa, hands him a menacingly gargantuan binder containing an assortment of important documents and reports from the nation's various intelligence agencies and integral ministries—especially the SSS: the State Security Service. He emits a long sigh, then gestures for the briefing to commence.
Esteemed Marshal of Dazavia (Marszałek Dazawski) Nadia Lesiak presents to the president a photograph of a decimated town in northern Rust Island. She begins, "As you already know, the Rust Islands have been enveloped in total civil war. Numerous sides of different backgrounds have declared themselves independent and are now fighting for control over the former nation. Kopheean forces have established themselves as liberating forces for the Rustic rebels in the isles. Meanwhile, the company that controls a majority of Rust Island and small pieces of the others—Leapcor Services—has announced its goals of exploiting the islands and bleeding the resources dry for profit. They have formed a massive blockade around Rust Island and are engaging Kopheean vessels in the surrounding waters." Another general adjusts the main interactive map, located at the far end of the table, to show the current territorial situation of the Rust Islands.
"We have a choice here," states General Henryk Izbicki, "three to be exact. We can support the rebels and Kophee, support Leapcor—which is highly unlikely I presume—or we can stay neutral and ignore the international pressure to act in this conflict. How do you propose we act, Mr. President?"
Kosma pauses, contemplating the situation for a good minute, before replying, "We will fight to liberate the people of Feya, Fargon, and Rust, and to remove that evil corporation from the isles. We will remain a force of democracy and freedom in this ever-turbulent world, as we always have and always will."
Applause erupts from the Situation Room. Nadia gives Kosma a slight smile before proceeding with the briefing. "Well, now that that decision is out of the way, we must plan our attack. This may be a while, so get comfortable everyone." She then stands up and walks over to the map. "This ring around Rust Island is Leapcor's blockade. The exact number of vessels involved is unknown, but it is clearly substantial if it is able to contest Kophee's navy in the region. Leapcor is not expecting an attack from Dazavia, especially since no announcement of support has been made, so we have an opportunity to make a powerful surprise attack against them. I propose first sending the fleet, under the guise of a training operation, to launch several missiles to target key strategic points across Rust Island. Simultaneously, the rest of the fleet will engage the blockade, starting with the submarines. The submarines will poke a gaping hole in the blockade and allow the rest of the fleet to stride in and eradicate the remaining sections of the blockade. Then, troops will land on the southwest side of the island and make a final offensive to hopefully finish off Leapcor."
After several hours of forethought and deliberation, the people present agree on this plan and decide to set it in action in a few days, giving the military some time to prepare and mobilise. "Let us see how this goes..." mutters Kosma under his breath as he exits the Situation Room.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
(Maybe I went a bit too crazy with that post. It's just too much fun though. Hopefully people will still read it?)
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
why did i think of something else when i saw the GA resolution title......
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I loved it, IÂ’m excited. Now I just have to think about what the hell IÂ’m going to do.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
i love it when people nerd out like this, really brings the RP together :P
also, you never mentioned which island you were going to land on, you just said “the island”.
and you have another choice in the matter anyway; you can support the Fargonese rebels. the Feyian Republic is currently controlled by Kopheean troops, with only a minor amount of Feyians being in the actual discussion about the war and such. ItÂ’s not like Kophee is doing this deliberately, but most generals and people of interest either fled, or were imprisoned in a place I cannot say (would ruin RP - yall will find out later ;) ), so the only logical choice was for Kopheean troops to take charge.
all in all, three major sides of the conflict:
The Feyian Republic
The Fargonese State
Leapcor Services
and two minor sides, too:
The New Rustic Republic (rebels on Rust Island)
The Feyian PeopleÂ’s Republic (new addition by me, just now. i just remembered how much support the communists had in the Feyian government, and thought it only natural that they would think now is a perfect time to declare independence. more info on these guys in a bit)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The Feyian PeopleÂ’s Republic:
Currently most powerful in the smaller cities; mostly dockyards. They are currently spread out very thin, and have not done anything violent to anybody besides Leapcor Services (whom they kicked out of most of the cities they are in).
They have no showed any signs of aggression towards the Feyian Republic, although some more radical people in this group have said they donÂ’t support it. No current leader of the group; just a bunch of people.
(i wanna do more but i have things to do, and i really need to get out of bed)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YOOOO WHAT TF IS THIS THIS IS NOT DRAGON
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Thanks! I meant Rust Island. I think I said it in the text but maybe it wasn't clear.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kaeyoku DO NOT MAKE ME ANGRY! I WILL GIZZ EVERYWHERE!
Kophee23
Oh yeah you did, I can see that now. Kinda confusing myself with the whole "Rust Islands" and "Rust Island" thing lol
ALSO, BIG NEWS: ive gained enough motivation to actually DO SOMETHING FOR THE WEBSITE
NO MORE LINK (ill share it when i get more of ti done) (TG me if you want me to add anything to the site)
im not paying for a host, and neocities has helped me code a lot of testing pages and such, plus it's entirely free!
if i want to later, i can pay for a domain and all that jazz, but for now, no money is going into this. passion projects shouldn't need to be paid for.
(also props to chatgpt for hooking me up with the JS for the mobile detection alert)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
“Hello, and I hope this letter finds you well. As you may have noticed, these planes were not an accident, and by the time you receive this telegram, the west blockade against Kopheean naval forces will likely have been destroyed; the northwest section, too, if the postal service is particularly crowded. Southeast Aarde will fight to liberate Rust Islands from whatever grasp you still have on it, and free it from your corporate greed. You can also have your rubles back.”
There are 100k Jilno Rubles on the back. There is also a newborn fsocernaib turtle.
OOC: this happens to be my first war roleplay, so IÂ’m new to this. Oh well.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
A letter, written on the previous letter's back, is sent back:
"Ah. Well, my ships have not been destroyed. You did manage to get the L.N. Big Grill though, and I applaud you for that, but your planes are also being shot down. While I respect the effort, you do need more than just a few measly planes.
We're a company! You think we don't make them ourselves? And we pay our people very well.
Good luck, you'll need it."
There is 100k Jilno Rubles, and a box next to the letter. You can hear little "mew, mew, meow's" inside the box.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
also, im apparently in a code-y mood, because i have started working on a browser extension that automatically answers issues for you.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
oh jesus i got out of bed and then got my laptop and started coding...
i really need to do important life things
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Happens to me too, but with 3D art
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
yeah, but its not working.
the worst part of this is looking through max barry's code trying to figure out if "big button submit" is for an image or for the content of the button (i need to know the button's content ID so that i can automatically click it).
i think there's a mistake in my code somewhere, but i cant seem to fix it...
okay i actually need to get up now, ill work on the website and the extension more tomorrow.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aleysir
good luck.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
haha instead of getting up i went to work on the site again, im turing off my computer now, just so i dont have a choice anymore :P
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
...then turn it back on after you start to feel the urge to code.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
First search result.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
... i feel called out
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I thought the "clickable" thingy under the WA suggestions was clickable! 🫠
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
[pre] You have indeed been called. [/pre]
[spoiler]Let's just hope someone understands and continues the chain-[/spoiler]
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
snowman
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Sun-burned penguins on a volcano that shoots out melted Havarti cheese.🐧☀🌋🧀
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
mmm cooked penguin and cheese
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Yummy
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
IÂ’m at a party and itÂ’s so boring but I have to stay for another 4 hours ugh
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
That's messed up¿ Didn't no one tell ya that penguins ain't eating birds‽ 🚩🚩🚩
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
[pre]You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.[/pre]
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aleysir
i eat penguins fine, you should try the ribs.
and no, because you's supposed to eat 'em!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Do people even read embassy policies
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Control yourself, you're not a leopard seal! Đon't make me call AETH!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Most embassy collectors certainly don't
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
probably not
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Oh god, not AETH, anything but AETH.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
[pre]A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You donÂ’t even realize you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.[/pre]
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, New Sleanuxian Order
i hate max barry so much. not because of his personality, but because of his code. even chatgpt cant figure out how the hell im supposed to find the classes up to the button. it's given me like 8 different answers.
im giving up on NS_autoAnswer for now, ive got too many other projects to work on anyway. if anybody wants it, email me @ rust.islands.ns@gmail.com
(for those wondering - i made that email for the NS website, and i guess it's got its other uses too :P)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
How can you be scared of AETH when you don't even know what it stands for? METH SETH BETH, that's what Googly suggested.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I guess thatÂ’s the problem with a two-decade old websiteÂ
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
RIP Cutest Kitten Ever, Squidlands, Salf, Achcauhtlie, The Seventh Elf, Apple01, Apple02, Apple0, Apple 010, and The Sky Isles
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aleysir
Most of those are mine, idk who The Cutest Kitten Ever is, and IÂ’ll notify Ayaven/Ratlaa/New Obseum/The Seventh Elf of his loss.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
The NHL, the only true corporate ally of the LGBTQ community. I'm not joking, randomly deciding December is Pride Month, August is Pride Month, April is Pride Month! Changing their logos to rainbow 🌈 on any given day, not giving a damn about the comments. Random Pride nights. Who knew ice 🧊 stick game 🏒 was like that?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
HELL YEAH
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
woo I finally got wi-fi!
All IÂ’m going to say is, Rust Islands, you better runÂ…I am making my way into Delaware, and 123 So-and-So Street is next!
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Hi. how are yall doing?
Tis been a while since I posted here im in a new region now.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Yo wassup!
Rust Islands, Kophee23
He says he doesnÂ’t have the password anymore, and that heÂ’ll try to get it.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Hi
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
At a Cubs game. (White Sox are the best tho)
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Cubs won 11-3
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
just came back from Delaware
they had a copper mine thing with signs explaining stuff
I didnÂ’t really care tho I was only there to see cool rock
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
dont mind me just gonna add a song that sounds radically different than the rest of the playlist that also happens to be according to my own musical tastes to the playlist
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
cool, i dont listen to the playlist anyway.
add “Goodbye Cruel World” by Burn the Ballroom
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I curse you all in the name of Queen Latifah! 🤬💔🫵
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The name of this nation
Is giving me mixed feelings
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Anti-Monarchist Hyrule
DO NOT PLAY THE NEW KING GIZZARD ALBUM THROUGH YOUR SPEAKERS. My furniture started floating during motor spirit.
Guadilten, Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The K*ng of Hyrule is a bad father, pass it on.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Who are you and what are you doing in my puppet region???
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Anti-Monarchist Hyrule
I asked my Alexa what ASMR stands for, and she said “according to an Alexa answers contributor, a sharks baby is called a pup”. How is this the same Alexa that’s collecting my info for the FBI?
Guadilten, Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
DEIFY
MOTOR SPIRIT
MOOOOOTOR
SPIIIIIIIIRIT
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Arugula plant is dead! I spit in their leftover coffee mug! Long live iceberg lettuce! 😝🥬
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
So IÂ’ve been pretty depressed and burnt out lately, and I may be absent from NS in the next few days.
2 days ago was our 6 month anniversary ❤️
Guadilten, Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, New Sleanuxian Order
I wish you a pleasant break, depression sucks worse than The Nasty Patty's air quality.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Have you guys ever thought of making a constitution?
Cuase I have for Freely Guads. It already has 16 Articles!
Have a pleasant break, too. I hope you recover.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
NOOOOOO
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Can everyone vote for Ash Pokemon in the FG Elections? He needs 50 to win.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
PRAISE. THE. CRISPER. NOW. EAT. THE. LETTUCE. IN. THE. NAME. OF. THE. JOLLY. GREEN. GIANT.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I come back from Michigan, and what do I see? A rotting, decayed, dead plant filled with piss! What kind of shrewd, fluffy, growl-y creature could have done this?!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
List of suspects:
🐶 🐱🦝🐯🦄🐖🦓🦫🦩🦐
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Lol, this computer doesn't support the beaver emoji so I guess blank outlined rectangle is a suspected criminal.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Wow, half a year...hope you get better! <3
Who cares about rock. The ice cream was better.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Also happy father's day.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Also happy juneteenth cuz its tomroow
Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23
TOMROOW AHAHHSHJASJK
Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23
now its todaaye
Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23
DEIFY MOTOR SPIRIT KISS GOODBYE THE WEAK
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
MOTOR SPIRIT
DRAGON RAGE
BURNING CARS
OUTER SPACE
AHHHHH
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
why am i awake the nightshift ended 30 minutes ago
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Lmfao
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
BOTH OF YOU GO TO SLEEP
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
then why r u awake 🤨
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
It's the night guard trifecta!
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
BECAUSE THE FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MAIN THEME IS STUCK IN MY HEAD IT'S BEEN GOING STUPID NOISES FOR THE PAST HOUR
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
Yesss
ouch ok have fun with your AYYY GETTIN FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT YEAH
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
im gona sleeps :P
happy america un-slave day
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
My dog is meowing
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Get up.
Open your door.
Start your car.
Drive to hospital.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
You assume I am rich enough to buy a car?
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Uh...
...I'm going to bed. Goodbye.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
Yoooo why is Ayaven 10th for tourism 💀💀💀💀
Rust Islands, Kophee23
WAIT WHY AM I 17TH WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO VISIT THIS COUNTRIES
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Capitalism makes poor people suffer, that's why I keep it around. But if I want to make rich people suffer and crash the economy I'd implement communism. Either way people suffer! Oops! I'm getting political, just like in the Rejected Realms.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's always the ones you least suspect. 🔴⬛🔺️🔶️
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Yes, we have. The Founding Council (trying out that name for the current non-democratic filler government) has had one TG convo about it, and then we did what we do best: procrastinated
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Firstly, I'd like to apologize for my lackluster appearances lately. Haven't had the time or energy to really log on and just get things done.
Not really what you want from your WA Delegate, but my current circumstances aren't the greatest.
Anyway, my actual computer kinda exploded, so right now I'm on an old chromebook (did i say that my good laptop exploded in a previous message? maybe. dont want to check).
Secondly, I would like to propose that the Founding Council be renamed to the Kopheean Pre-Government, and that any government after this is described as such by the leader of said government (probably the WA Delegate). This is really just for keeping historical records (and we could use a different system for the public).
Thirdly, Kophee23, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde: somebody figure out a good time for a meeting so that we can talk about important things (preferably on discord so that it's in real-time).
Fourthly, the website is in stasis. I will add to it slowly.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.