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Region: OrangeJuice
juneteenth is actually yesterday
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ok what kind of upside-down timezone is this
Rust Islands, Kophee23
I never thought I'd put this much effort into Messengers of Annihilation, but I can't stop myself from making lore.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
LOOOOOOOOOOORREEEEEE!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
It's an addiction.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
EF FIVE! FORCE OF NATURE! SUPERCELL (supahcelllll)!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
ItÂ’s been an hour since I finished my work week, time to watch some soap opera while I sit staring at butter on the sofa.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I might take a longer break again, so Kandfaroi is officially in control for a week.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
I don't find this so funny as someone from Oklahoma.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
breaking news:
the region is in disrepair after the owner leaves, putting in charge some hobo they found on the streets.
conditions are no lonver liveable, and evacuations are in process.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Please don't hold it against me, I know its deep dark secrets and they keep me up in the cold dead of night. 😐
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Let's go party in M.O.A.!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
my phone reached 5% battery and then immediately died within a minute
fnaf battery strikes back
Glaark, Rust Islands, Kophee23
fnaf movie:
fnafmovie(real)(notfake).com.org.edu.gov
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I think the funniest part is that, on average, fnaf 1 battery drains an actual 5% per minute on 1 usage
Rust Islands, Kophee23
why is your currency a credit system now? what happened to the glaark glaark glaark?
was the inflation really that bad?
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I should be in charge tbh 🙄
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
When I started NationStates, it was credits, so I changed it back.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kaeyoku... https://youtu.be/wPKmEUnj3IE ☺️☺️☺️
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No, me. I briefly served as WA delegate after all.
Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
honestly i trust the hobo.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
what happened to you being in the WA?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
B A G U E T T E
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I thought that if I wanted to make a truly evil nation, why should I be bound by world laws?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Help these political advertisements won't stop texting my samsung number
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Also page 194
Rust Islands, Kophee23
wait weÂ’re supposed to be following the laws we vote on?
iÂ… think i need to go stop a particular coal business
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
What are you, an honest politician advocating for the little man, or are you just wanting to get a shiny badge? Endless commending, endless commending!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The Soft-Spoken ICBM keeps suppressing my posts in M.O.A.! Please tell them to respect me more or I'll join a raider region.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
No, have a constructive discussion about your issues.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'd had some that lasted less than a month. It's heartbreaking.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Starklitur Aught
Any suggestions for what the heck I do with this nation?
Rust Islands, Kophee23
this is my puppet lol
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Develop extreme global warming, supercell tornadoes, and extreme earthquakes and try to solve it all using witchcraft but a skink falls in the cauldron and summons a dragon
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
FU-FRICK I FORGOT ABOUT THE PUPPETS
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
...I'm not sure NationStates has the ability to comprehend what would happen if we did that
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
I'm sure this 20-year old website that looks like it stills runs on a Windows 2000 can overcome any problem with enough creativity.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No, this thing runs on a Windows ME for sure
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Hi-diddly-ho, comradeinos! I will force you to accept the superior ways of communism, with a spoonful of sugar!🧂After all they say you catch more flies with honey!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
I hope you hit your knee on your bedframe
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Springfield Communist Party
Well, sir. I hope your rats are kidnapped by mobsters and forced to provide milk for school children.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Springfield Communist Party
Free food for free children in free housing! I will bring that here, to the Schrattallion, and M.O.A.!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Please keep fighting, don't pay attention to the hamburger stealing your prized golden turkey baster.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I think we can settle all of this with one thing. Have any of you, on the off chance, ever considered socialism a possibility?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
WITH MY GOD-GIVEN AMERICAN RIGHTS, I SHALL IN NO WAY EVEN THINK ABOUT THOSE COMMIE SCUM!
*the camera pans to the sky, where a bald eagle caws and enters the screen*
*a gunshot can be heard, and the bird flies down to show an american flag and a US general. the eagle lands on his shoulder*
"The American currency is freedom, and we are rich! Other countries, however, are poor.
We shall give them wealth!"
*the general shoots his gun, wich turns out to be a double barrel*
*he then loads the double barrel with about 15 slugs while muttering about commies and miles being better than kilometers*
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
SPRINGTRAP!!!!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
GOLDEN FREDDY!!!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
CORYXKENSHIN!!!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Wait where I didnÂ’t see
Rust Islands, Kophee23
AVEMIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Anarchism is superior to all.🏴
And remember kids...
Foreign leaders who don't applaud Charles Montgomery Burns's speeches are regarded as enemies of The Nasty Patty.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
VLECRIEN NOOOOOOOOOOO
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Can Ron PrayingMantis PLEASE stop talking about the lefties in Doctor Nation?! the texts have been getting really annoying!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
manÂ
Rust Islands, Kophee23
I declare 📜 the whole region of Suspicious to be my enemy, for unjustly removing me from my position as WA delegate.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
why so empty
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
bup bup bu badda bop BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP da da dadada da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
Rust Islands, Kophee23
i dont remember what this alt was forÂ
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I just appointed my new leaders! Vasily Arkhipov and Stanislav Petrov.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Hey yalls. Irl shichirou reminded me I “have almost 3 dozen people that need my leadership” but I know he knows most of these are alts, and I know he just wants me to make cah game. Or at least that’s what I’ll tell myself to justify it.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=cardgame/gameid=10045
(Edit: the above game just ended, the last black card being “_____. Awesome in theory, not so great in practice.” And the chosen white card being “my life” which was put down by yours truly. Sums up my life rn)
Anyways, we had a great pride. And by that I mean an inactive one I was gone for a third of. I may need to come out to about 20 people in a few hours, so IÂ’ll be a tad inactive until tonight, but IÂ’ll try to reply to some shtuff. Love yalls ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
(Also, bragging time, I knew the creators of cah when they were in college.)
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, The Soft-Spoken Icbm
Best breakfast: two snickerdoodle flavored pop tarts, an half a cup of la croix, and a scalding cup of coffee.
Also I made some progress on the map.
Also Chicago had the worst air quality in the world for a couple days while I was gone cuza wildfires in Canadia.
Also while I was gone I saw Bowie in Warsaw at Trapdoor Theatre, absolutely great, one of my new fav plays, but also like how can you go wrong with a polish playwrite.
Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Spider-Gwen theme should be on the playlist tbh 🔥🔥🔥
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
i dont get homophobia tbh
[spoiler=big rant (i mean BIG)]
like, “wow, that person isnt straight, that means i should hate them”
huh? when did a personÂ’s sexuality describe their personality or beliefs? just because of one singular trait they have they arent instantly a horrible person.
“being gay isnt natural”
then 1.5 thousand species of animals just dont exist then i guess.
“its against the bible to be gay”
based on what? a single verse that was mistranslated, and should instead be “man shall not sleep with boy” (referring to pedophiles)?
even after that, your same religion has the belief of loving your enemy and stopping hate. seems to me like youÂ’re just spreading it.
“being gay doesnt help society”
and being straight does?
“being gay hurts society”
yeah, just as much as a flying pig can hurt a dragon
“being straight is normal”
just like how it was normal for people to keep slaves.
things change.
“these pronouns arent good for society”
pronouns, like all other words, are created and used for the betterment of society as a whole. when somebody is given the ability to describe themselves in a more specific and comfortable manor it allows them to actually feel comfortable and less stressed, thus allowing them to help contribute more to the same society you accuse them of hurting.
plus, creating words for things had been the leading type of science for thousands of years. if we never named anything, how would we tell somebody to move their truck out of my lane because theyÂ’re going so slowly?
“being gay is like being a n@zi”
huh?
did i read that correctly?
HUH?
who was killed in mainland germany because of their sexuality?
the gays.
are the gays killing millions of people because of beliefs and race?
no
alright, letÂ’s just move past this because that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
sources:
anti-gay statement: “homosexuality isnt natural” | answer: wikipedia*1
[commonly cited anti-homosexuality source: WHY HOMOSEXUALITY IS ABNORMAL (a paper published in 1984)]
anti-gay statement: “its against the bible to be gay” | answer: smu.edu*2
[commonly cited anti-homosexuality source: Leviticus 18:22]
anti-gay statement: “being gay doesnt help society”/“being gay hurts society”/“being straight is normal”
answer: i heard all of these in a conversation i had with somebody online, and just wanted to clarify that none of this has scientific backing in any way whatsoever. all answers for these were common sense.
anti-gay statement: “these pronouns arent good for society” | answer: this was also in the conversation, and i still cannot find any source for this information besides a few blogs. anyway, the answer for this one comes from all of my friends, whom i’ve asked and received a unanimous answer of basically what i said here.
anti-gay statement: “being gay is like being a n@zi” | answer: literally common sense
[commonly cited anti-homosexuality source: The Pink Swastika: Homosexuality in the N@zi Party (this is a book)]
*1 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
*2 https://blog.smu.edu/ot8317/2019/04/11/lost-in-translation-alternative-meaning-in-leviticus-1822/
[/spoiler]
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
[quote=rust_islands;52625760]i dont get homophobia tbh
Twitter is becoming a hivemind for N@zi's. Basically Facebook 2.0 I can't scroll five seconds without seeing some ad for an ultra-conservative magazine or organization that's ranting mindlessly about the "WoKe mInD" virus. I can't scroll Twitter at all today because of some rating limit crap.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
yeah, thats why i dont use the blue bird app
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
At this point I'm gonna waste time on AO3 instead, reading Xenoblade fanfic even though I shouldn't since I haven't finished the game yet.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
character ai is funny
edit: https://c.ai/p/3b51ygNTFJEYHHl97m_9BZG8CLVSx2yavf55AIklVHc (don't ask)
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
OMG THE ROTARY PHONE OBSESSION IS REAL
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
think about this as me coming out to you.
as a phone enjoyer.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
oH MY GOD/ djsuusdfhufkds BRO DUDE BUDDY CHUM FRIEND BROTHER AMIGO PAL
SET
SET YOUR NATIONAL FAITH TO POTATOISM
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Becometh Potatoist You Shalst.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 this is huge
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
And I notice it was so huge, that you stopped being better than me. This is the true power of Potatoism. Now, bow down to the power of The Almighty One; The Potato God. It is He who shall free us from the tyrant's rule!
THERE IS LORE BEHIND THIS MESSAGE.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Very funny, 🥔! You go in slicer now and become French fries 🍟. You can tell the frying oil all about it.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
What! Nooooo!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
hurmmmmm
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Russchratt FACTROIVILEL CEASED TO EXIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Rust Islands, Kophee23
since it's now summer, all my regions are going to cease probably. i've been wanting to "refound" the the the with a new name though.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
What‽ Ỳəš¿
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
uh oh
ayaven's gonna cease to exist
rip in advance
Kophee23
hee hee imagine if it happened
right...........NOW
ok it was worth a shot
Kophee23
CanÂ’t escape me that easily!
Also like 4 others died lol 💀
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Sciqinic
IÂ’m here again! Also im finna get Eastdum to log back in. I think all of our last time on was like the map poll
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hello.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hi!
Southeast Aarde
Potato kophee and I are at a fireworks thing
Kophee23
ayaven does not count as a person anymore
Kophee23, Ayaven
Bro heÂ’s literally sitting right next to you
Southeast Aarde, Ayaven
He counts as a demon
Kophee23
Do I not????
Southeast Aarde
Idk you never really affirmed your gender identity with me
Kophee23
I am me, therefore I am demon spawn
Republic Of Potato, Southeast Aarde
If anyone asks, I am a potato
Kophee23
Murica yeah!!!! I love being bombed- I mean being in an alliance with the most powerful country in the world!
Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Anybody want to hear what happened at the firework show
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Don’t tell ‘em
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Really?
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Ayaven
I guess you can if Kam says so
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
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