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Region: OrangeJuice

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Hildzah wrote:

Is that the Freddy Fazbear? Hor hor hor hor hor

No. Tim is Italian and is very violent. He has mauled countless BungerSlaves©, and has shot many foreign politicians.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Republic Of Potato wrote:Wait what's the first?

Frontier Alpha of course

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The capitalists trying to reconvert Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z into capitalism are wrbrbrbrhring!

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Papa Louie from Papa's Pizzeria and other ventures is the perfect example of a capitalist! Mr. Monopoly can pound sand.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Does anyone here recommend Baldur's Gate 3

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Russchratt wrote:Does anyone here recommend Baldur's Gate 3

Considering the overwhelming support it received from steam, YouTubers/streamers, and the fact it was awarded game of the year tells me it's a solid game imo. I'll probably get it around Christmas and play it during my holiday break.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Russchratt I'm also interested to see how the gaming industry changes, too. Baldur's Gate 3 was an example of how AAA titles should be treated to the community. It was cool to see that, but what was even crazier was when Lethal Company outperformed COD. A single indie developer made more money off a 1 GB game compared to entire professional team all working on an established title.

I hope more companies start to realize that they can be outperformed by smaller companies or even a single guy in his house. Their name, games, or money won't save them when people are having more fun because they beat their friend to death with a stop sign.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Fysk Island

Russchratt wrote:Does anyone here recommend Baldur's Gate 3

YES FOR SURE

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

keeping these two puppets here for a bit until i figure out where they belong :P

-Rust Islands

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Kandfaroi wrote:

YES FOR SURE

It looks really complicated for my tiny brain

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rev up those friers!

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Does anyone here recommend Baldur's Gate 3

yes

very yes

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Does anyone here recommend Baldur's Gate 3

EYS YEAGSG EYESBETY YES YES YES YES ZEYS BET^S BG3 METNNIONED HIOUIHUIIIN PLAY IT PLAAY IT

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

bye laurelia

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:bye laurelia

it was good while it lasted, but nothing good lasts.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:it was good while it lasted, but nothing good lasts.

pooetry

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii does anyone have tips for writing irish accents or somehtibggg

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii does anyone have tips for writing irish accents or somehtibggg

nein.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Fysk Island wrote:

nein.

one two three four five six seven eight nein nein nein nein woooo

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Tim the Bear is a corporate animatronic and has only been constructed to sell products and collect donations. He has not been resurrected.

Nooooooooo

:(

I loved tim

Russchratt wrote:No. Tim is Italian and is very violent. He has mauled countless BungerSlaves©, and has shot many foreign politicians.

That is partially incorrect ☝

True History Of Him

[spoiler] I created him because I was lonely, I took a bear who always used to ravage in my trashcans outside and made it so he would be Anthropomorphic, or human-like.

He proved a very good friend and an even better chess player. We were happy together.

However, one day, while he was walking to the grocery store to get more honey, he was drugged by a mysterious man in a cloak made of rats.

This drug caused him to then go insane, thereby killing many innocent people who slaved away for our regions government.

Because of his actions he was ruthlessly put down by our tyrannical oppressor. His ghost lurked around our region for a while.

Me, mourning for my best friend who had been drugged and unjustly murdered, decided to do something about it.

So, with my scientific and technological advances, I used his corpse to revive him.

I was worried he was still going to be psycopathic but he proved to be as good and normal as ever.

However, the government found him out and even though we both pleaded that he had changed and was not violent anymore, he was shot in the head for commiting accidental homicide.

My spirits, crestfallen, I went on with life in sadness. Angry with the authorities of my region.

In the mean time... a scientist who worked with the government read into my work and was fascinated with my ability to revive the dead. He set up many experiments to test his hypothesis and when they worked, he gave his findings to the His Majesty, Governor and God of all. His Majesty liked the thought and oppurtunities his findings gave, so he funded the scientist.

The scientist took Tim and did the same things I did, except this time he changed his phycological DNA. He was also signed as the governments property. His mentality was changed, and he now served as propaganda for the dominion.

He still had some of his reigning qualities, his witty humor, his chess skills, but most of him was lost to the control...

[/spoiler]

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii does anyone have tips for writing irish accents or somehtibggg

Just add a car bomb in your writing.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii does anyone have tips for writing irish accents or somehtibggg
Add a ton of random phrases that maybe mean something

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

fun fact:

the flag of [nation=long]Glaarkian Empire[/nation] is the oldest currently-used flag of all nations I've made!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Why does this patch of dead skin keep forming in my ear?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

DONUT

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:Why does this patch of dead skin keep forming in my ear?

maybe you should get that checked out?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Just got checked out of school because I was nauseous and thought I was dying or smth

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Type shi

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Just got checked out of school because I was nauseous and thought I was dying or smth

get well soon

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Just got checked out of school because I was nauseous and thought I was dying or smth

don't die you are filled with determinated

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:don't die you are filled with determinated

I'm filled with detergent, too!

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Republic Of Potato wrote:I'm filled with detergent, too!

aren't we all?

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:

don't die you are filled with determinated

I can't die before Dream or King Charles

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Everyone has drunk dinosaur piss.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:Everyone has drunk dinosaur piss.

thank you for sharing sche

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:maybe you should get that checked out?

Maybe that's wise.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:Everyone has drunk dinosaur piss.

Good.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:Everyone has drunk dinosaur piss.
super cool

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Sche Pytoporoping wrote:Everyone has drunk dinosaur piss.

Mom, people are talking about weird things on the Internet!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:

Mom, people are talking about weird things on the Internet!

Mom, where did dad go

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Mom, where did dad go

Cigarettes? But dad never smoked...

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:Cigarettes? But dad never smoked...

milk? but he was lactose intolerantÂ

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

peetah

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth

Russchratt wrote:peetah

Peetah, don't turn me into a marketable plushie.

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I'm taking like 12 days off for Christmas with my PTO, but we don't get Christmas off. Wish we did. It's not like the companies we're building products for are in a rush around the holiday.

This company meets the bare minimum of being a good company to work for. Otherwise it'd be bogus.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:milk? but he was lactose intolerantÂ…

There's only one conclusion to be made here...Dad's dead.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:There's only one conclusion to be made here...Dad's dead.

*gasp* DEAD?! but he was a zombie...

Cantilia, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:*gasp* DEAD?! but he was a zombie...

I guess his werewolf-like zombie-ism finally got the attention of the IRS... can't hide from them forever I suppose

Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

I guess his werewolf-like zombie-ism finally got the attention of the IRS... can't hide from them forever I suppose

Send out the Zombie Hunters Elite. This has gone too far.

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

West Novenya wrote:GUESS WHO'S BACK

I am actually back this time

am I?

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

West Novenya wrote:I am actually back this time

am I?

In the words of Mrs. Smith, I dunno, are you?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:In the words of Mrs. Smith, I dunno, are you?

please i just want to go to the bathroom

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

i really hope that the next cards that come out let this nation have a card. that would be so funny.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Here me out I replace Rust Island

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Kophee23 when is the next Orange Herald edition?

Ha

Hahaha

I do have a holiday gift prepared for yall tho

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:Here me out I replace Rust Island

no

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

yes

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:Here me out I replace Rust Island

heck no

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cantilia wrote:heck no

why

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

cause

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

\(⊙o⊙)/

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

yall im bored who wants to be banned for five seconds

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Me

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:Me

ok i guess

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

i like feet

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Post self-deleted by Kophee23.

Can i have a office spot called monkey??????

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:Can i have a office spot called monkey??????

naur

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:naur

If the people say i can I can and I will

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:If the people say i can I can and I will

i mean OJOM i guess

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

If i support OJOM can i

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:If i support OJOM can i

its funny because hes sitting right next to me and i helped him spell support

Ballsmanvill, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Post self-deleted by Ballsmanvill.

Post self-deleted by Kophee23.

Post self-deleted by Ballsmanvill.

Post self-deleted by Kophee23.

You will never know what we said

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

bruhh, not yall being in the classroom together

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Its giving me and russchratt from years ago

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

41 minutes ago: The Rolling Rainbow Hills of Kophee23 dismissed The Hell Hole of Ballsmanvill as this is aardes fault of OrangeJuice.

put it back >:(

Ballsmanvill, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:41 minutes ago: The Rolling Rainbow Hills of Kophee23 dismissed The Hell Hole of Ballsmanvill as this is aardes fault of OrangeJuice.

put it back >:(

OrangeJuice Great War when? Do we get to choose sides?

Ballsmanvill, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:i like feet
SAME

Ballsmanvill, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Nationstates keeps going offline for me, the second Holiday Apocalypse is near...

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:SAME

whatever boats your float, i guess

Southeast Aarde wrote:41 minutes ago: The Rolling Rainbow Hills of Kophee23 dismissed The Hell Hole of Ballsmanvill as this is aardes fault of OrangeJuice.

put it back >:(

this is why we cant have nice things, kophee

Ballsmanvill, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

elevator buttons is back

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:elevator buttons is back

welcome back elmeavator

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:41 minutes ago: The Rolling Rainbow Hills of Kophee23 dismissed The Hell Hole of Ballsmanvill as this is aardes fault of OrangeJuice.

put it back >:(

OJOM I guess

Ballsmanvill, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:OJOM I guess

HELL YEAH

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:whatever boats your float, i guess

this is why we cant have nice things, kophee

Thank you rust

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:Thank you rust

I would like to officially state that I do not approve of any actions done by Ballsmanvill.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:I would like to officially state that I do not approve of any actions done by Ballsmanvill.

YES YOU DO

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Can we have kophee give me a bit more power what do yall say if you guys say yes I will sport OJOM

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I love FOOTS

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:I would like to officially state that I do not approve of any actions done by Ballsmanvill.

I would like to officially state that I agree with this statement.

Ban Ballsmanvill!!

He is a frequent disruption to our peace and well being

For the protection of OJOM!!

-Official Defender of Free Speech and Expression Rights,

Cantilia

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cantilia wrote:I would like to officially state that I agree with this statement.

Ban Ballsmanvill!!

He is a frequent disruption to our peace and well being

For the protection of OJOM!!

-Official Defender of Free Speech and Expression Rights,

Cantilia

Neither our peace nor our wellbeing are being harmed or disrupted upon by Ballsmanvill. Banning him would be a violation of the free speech given to them under the guidance of OJOM, and goes against the core values of OrangeJuice.

As I am not responsible for the wellbeing of the region, nor should I singlehandedly remove people from the region without consulting other Regional Officers in cases like this, everything I've said here is an opinion to persuade the true leader of OrangeJuice, God, on their decision to ban them or not.

-Official Jucian Librarian,

Xyxir.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

As I am not responsible for the wellbeing of the region, nor should I singlehandedly remove people from the region without consulting other Regional Officers in cases like this, everything I've said here is an opinion to persuade the true leader of OrangeJuice, God, on their decision to ban them or not.

-Official Jucian Librarian,

Xyxir.

Holupp!!

Were Religious?!?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Neither our peace nor our wellbeing are being harmed or disrupted upon by Ballsmanvill. Banning him would be a violation of the free speech given to them under the guidance of OJOM, and goes against the core values of OrangeJuice.

As I am not responsible for the wellbeing of the region, nor should I singlehandedly remove people from the region without consulting other Regional Officers in cases like this, everything I've said here is an opinion to persuade the true leader of OrangeJuice, God, on their decision to ban them or not.

-Official Jucian Librarian,

Xyxir.

No need to consult, I launched him. HeÂ’ll come crawling back sometime. I just needed to dust off the catapult.

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Cantilia wrote:Holupp!!

Were Religious?!?

no, not in the slightest.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Ballsmanvill wrote:I love FOOTS
REAL

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:

no, not in the slightest.

Yes we are. What about Schratt?

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Yes we are. What about Schratt?

As a whole, we are not religious. You might be, though

also kophee is god tbh

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, East Virginia

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