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Region: OrangeJuice

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Russchratt wrote:If I'm not mistaken, the word is "comrade".

*implodes*

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:

*implodes*

I'll be damned

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

morning orangejuice. I hope you have a great day. not so much me. i woke up sick and vomited 3 times

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:I'll be damned

*reverse implodes* sup

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Supreme Scratch wrote:morning orangejuice. I hope you have a great day. not so much me. i woke up sick and vomited 3 times

Yea, and I didn't play stardew valley for four hours this time! Hooray!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Supreme Scratch

Supreme Scratch wrote:morning orangejuice. I hope you have a great day. not so much me. i woke up sick and vomited 3 times

That sucks, hope you get better!

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Supreme Scratch

Captain Redbeard Rum wrote:Read the SHOCKING truth here about Orange Juice.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1871570

Rust Islands wrote:this is actually looking like a real game. besides the fact you can't play it, of course.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1871273

I'd like to think that the virus canonically started due to contaminated OJ.

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Hello, OrangeJuice! Please forgive the M.O.A. for the radioactive fallout blowing into your region on the wind!☢

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Supreme Scratch wrote:morning orangejuice. I hope you have a great day. not so much me. i woke up sick and vomited 3 times
Vomit coffin

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

So I use either my phone or my school-provided Chromebook to get on NS, typically. I typed in "n" to get on (because I'm on so often that just the first letter brings me there), but my school blocking extension blocked it. I wasn't even on NS yet. This is really weird because the school uses NS for some projects, so it shouldn't be blocked. I pushed it off as a bug, and sometimes going to google.com or Yahoo or Bbing and looking it up there fixes it. But when I typed in google.com, it got blocked too.

My school blocked ####### google. (Excuse my french)

Anyways, I got everything back to normal after a few minutes, but I thought I would share the odd story.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

The Soft-Spoken Icbm wrote:Hello, OrangeJuice! Please forgive the M.O.A. for the radioactive fallout blowing into your region on the wind!☢

Can we sue for a big settlement? Everyone record your symptoms>>

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:So I use either my phone or my school-provided Chromebook to get on NS, typically. I typed in "n" to get on (because I'm on so often that just the first letter brings me there), but my school blocking extension blocked it. I wasn't even on NS yet. This is really weird because the school uses NS for some projects, so it shouldn't be blocked. I pushed it off as a bug, and sometimes going to google.com or Yahoo or Bbing and looking it up there fixes it. But when I typed in google.com, it got blocked too.

My school blocked ####### google. (Excuse my french)

Anyways, I got everything back to normal after a few minutes, but I thought I would share the odd story.

My math teacher closes my tabs whenever I'm on NS instead of working so I have to whip out my phone and hide it behind the chromebook screen

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hahaha! Bottled Cholera for everyone in the Nasty Patty! ☠️🥛

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:Hahaha! Bottled Cholera for everyone in the Nasty Patty! ☠️🥛

*drinks it and instantly dies* Help, i’ve fallen and i get up!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

It's been two weeks since the first

A R U G U L A P L A N T

Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Budolfulordia

A R U G U L A P L A N T

Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

My cat pissed in my A R U G U L A P L A N T ! ! ! ! !

Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Arugula (American English) or rocket (Commonwealth English) (Eruca vesicaria; syns. Eruca sativa Mill., E. vesicaria subsp. sativa (Miller) Thell., Brassica eruca L.) is an edible annual plant in the family Brassicaceae, used as a leaf vegetable for its fresh, tart, bitter, and peppery flavor.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Good thing I don't eat arugula and he didn't piss in my marijuana plant

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Good thing I don't eat arugula and he didn't piss in my marijuana plant

oop

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

T N A L P A L U G A R A

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I think our region is high.

Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:I think our region is high.

Mike Banana

Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

i created my own RP. what do you think of it?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1874600

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hey all! I just wanted to sa sorry for not being active over the weekend, and also that I might take a little break from NS.

I went on a mini-vacation to Chicago (which, of course, was my first mistake) with 4 friends of mine. We all pitched in and were able to get a 2-bed room at a seemingly nice hotel. We reserved the room and asked if we could get a cot into the room so that we could sleep on 3 beds instead of 2. They said yes.

We all got up at about 3AM, everybody got ready, we all met up, and we left for Chicago at 4AM.

It was a 4-hour trip, and we got to Chicago at about 8AM. The museum we had planned at going to first didn't open until 9:30. We all just sat around for about 90 minutes until it opened. It was honestly pretty nice.

Then we went to the Shedd Aquarium (after about 20 minutes of trying to find our way their - Chicago's roads suck). It was crowded. It gave me a headache that I still have. The aquarium kinda sucked.

They had a show with some of their beluga whales. The whales did nothing.

Then we went to the hotel we were going to be staying at and had lunch. It was good food. I would eat there again if I could (the prices are insane, of course).

After that, we went to our room and asked for our cot. They said no. They said it was a fire hazard to have a cot in a room with 5 people in it.

They gave us another room, which, naturally, was smaller than the last room with only 1 bed. There was no room for the cot. They gave us one anyway. The cot took up most of the room's... room. We ordered some Chicago deep-dish that had some good reviews. It was not good pizza. It cost more than $100 for two pizzas. It was not good pizza.

In the morning, we all pitched in for the $300 the room costs and then paid in cash. Everything was sorted out, and we all got into the car we had taken and left for our home town. After the 4-hour trip home, I can say for a fact that Chicago sucks.

Anyway, I'll be on hiatus for a few days while I get some actual sleep. I might log in periodically to do regional administration, but other than that I will probably be offline. If you need me, I'm on Discord, and I'll respond there.

I'll see you all in a few days.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

[spoiler=Long quote so spoiler to not clutter the RMB]

Rust Islands wrote:Hey all! I just wanted to sa sorry for not being active over the weekend, and also that I might take a little break from NS.

I went on a mini-vacation to Chicago (which, of course, was my first mistake) with 4 friends of mine. We all pitched in and were able to get a 2-bed room at a seemingly nice hotel. We reserved the room and asked if we could get a cot into the room so that we could sleep on 3 beds instead of 2. They said yes.

We all got up at about 3AM, everybody got ready, we all met up, and we left for Chicago at 4AM.

It was a 4-hour trip, and we got to Chicago at about 8AM. The museum we had planned at going to first didn't open until 9:30. We all just sat around for about 90 minutes until it opened. It was honestly pretty nice.

Then we went to the Shedd Aquarium (after about 20 minutes of trying to find our way their - Chicago's roads suck). It was crowded. It gave me a headache that I still have. The aquarium kinda sucked.

They had a show with some of their beluga whales. The whales did nothing.

Then we went to the hotel we were going to be staying at and had lunch. It was good food. I would eat there again if I could (the prices are insane, of course).

After that, we went to our room and asked for our cot. They said no. They said it was a fire hazard to have a cot in a room with 5 people in it.

They gave us another room, which, naturally, was smaller than the last room with only 1 bed. There was no room for the cot. They gave us one anyway. The cot took up most of the room's... room. We ordered some Chicago deep-dish that had some good reviews. It was not good pizza. It cost more than $100 for two pizzas. It was not good pizza.

In the morning, we all pitched in for the $300 the room costs and then paid in cash. Everything was sorted out, and we all got into the car we had taken and left for our home town. After the 4-hour trip home, I can say for a fact that Chicago sucks.

Anyway, I'll be on hiatus for a few days while I get some actual sleep. I might log in periodically to do regional administration, but other than that I will probably be offline. If you need me, I'm on Discord, and I'll respond there.

I'll see you all in a few days.

[/spoiler]

As a Chicagoan who has lived here their entire life, I agree. Chicago sucks.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Just realized this might clutter the RMB so I'm editing this out haha ok bye :)

No way!!! You went to Shedd??? It's been 3 years since I ever heard that name!

Yeah Shedd kinda sucks and there's like fees everywhere but oh well

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

So has anyone realized that the nations on the world census literally just dropped from 315K to 308K on the weekend? I don't think that's normal. Did 7,000 nations just suddenly...cease to exist over the course of two days? Is something bigger at play here? Were they all dropped into the void in which the Rat God's Lands hope to conquer....

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

LET'S GO I GOT MY WORLD ASSEMBLY CLASSIFICATION BACK

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

drake

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:So has anyone realized that the nations on the world census literally just dropped from 315K to 308K on the weekend? I don't think that's normal. Did 7,000 nations just suddenly...cease to exist over the course of two days? Is something bigger at play here? Were they all dropped into the void in which the Rat God's Lands hope to conquer....

It's probably people forgetting about alts or puppets for too long

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Volenaia is back from the dead, but this time they're out of vacation mode

This probably doesn't mean anything, but hopefully they will be on more. Eh.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:hopefully they will be on more. Eh.

Ha ha, what a pipe dream :P

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia

Archai ded so I moved here

Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:Archai ded so I moved here

Cool welcome back :D

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

My dad just asked for the name of one of my nations, he and one of his coworker wanna know.

I’m in danger.

Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Supreme Scratch

Kophee23 wrote:My dad just asked for the name of one of my nations, he and one of his coworker wanna know.

I’m in danger.

OH NO

Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:My dad just asked for the name of one of my nations, he and one of his coworker wanna know.

I’m in danger.

r u n.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

You made a new poll and you didn't even include option 17?!??!?!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:You made a new poll and you didn't even include option 17?!??!?!

I'm sorry!

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

I just realised that I don’t need to be delegate since I have enough powers as vice founder to do what I wanted to lol. So I officially resign and pass the position on to Rust Islands.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

BRO 💀💀💀💀

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Our science teacher sucks

again

I can't find the original post that I said it.

...Also the name "Bell Ringer" sucks and so does "Brain Barf." I mean, ?????????

??????

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

I'm staging a one-person coup against my science teacher

We're at group tables, but I am the only person in the group who doesn't have a chair. Science teacher just says to stand up, but I figure that if everyone else here gets to sit, that I shouldn't be the single person who is forced to stand. This is discrimination at it's finest, I'm telling you!

I'm just sitting on the floor. :/

Anyway, this sounds like a good time to bring up OJOM again. As a throwback to certain historical events, I was thinking we change it to OJLM, just to make the general concept easier to grasp(instead of just having a random O in the middle of the acronym lol)

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23

I laughed about leg cramps for 20 minutes last night

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:I laughed about leg cramps for 20 minutes last night

uh

do you happen to be ok

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:uh

do you happen to be ok

No but I did a little marijuana

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:No but I did a little marijuana

I dreamt I was a minecraft pickaxe

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I honestly kinda wished we used GoGuardian

Our school uses both Hapara Highlights and Securly. Securly broke down last friday(or at least that's what we assume), and whenever we start a device now we are greeted by a "this page is blocked :(" screen. It even blocks Google. It fixes itself after, like, varying degrees of time...I don't know how long it will last.

The best case scenario here is that the school "learns" from its mistakes and disables Securly for us. The worst case scenario is that this behavior will continue(and worsen) throughout the rest of the semester.

Oh, well.

Kophee23

It's world tuna day 🐟🐟

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🥳

Kaeyoku, Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I am announcing my break from NS... it should be a week. Aarde and Kandfaroi are officially in full control of the region lol

Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

OBAMA SHELF

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:OBAMA SHELF

Yes indeed, a stunning performance from the region government so far. They seem to be faring well

Kophee23 wrote:Aarde and Kandfaroi are officially in full control of the region lol

I have the feeling this is a mistake

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Hildzah wrote:It's world tuna day 🐟🐟

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🥳

you cant tuna fish

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Republic Of Potato wrote:Yes indeed, a stunning performance from the region government so far. They seem to be faring well

I have the feeling this is a mistake

let the patty lead

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I'll be back about tomorrow; also may I ask why I'm WA Delegate?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:I just realised that I don’t need to be delegate since I have enough powers as vice founder to do what I wanted to lol. So I officially resign and pass the position on to Rust Islands.

Kind of the worst choice considering I didn't know when I was going to be active, but alright then. I'm honored to steal the-... acquire the title from you.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Dude this chip bag is so EMPTY!!!!

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Dude this chip bag is so EMPTY!!!!

fill it

-russchratt (speaking as endorsasia because im rigging polls)

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Endorsasia wrote:(speaking as endorsasia because im rigging polls)

No way!!!

Two can play at that game!!!

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Ha ha!!!!!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

my mortal enemy buhers was just banned

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:my mortal enemy buhers was just banned

YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:Kind of the worst choice considering I didn't know when I was going to be active, but alright then. I'm honored to steal the-... acquire the title from you.

it's not like the delegate has any power anyways...

Did I say that out loud?

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:it's not like the delegate has any power anyways...

Did I say that out loud?

No, you didn't say anything.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Man. It's gonna be different without Kophee hearting everything.

Also, I know that they're so definitely gonna accidentally open up NationStates and forget that they're on break sometime, it's become a habit of ours. They literally have to force themself to take breaks. Lol

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Kophee has informed me that the Orange Herald will be delayed until after Tuesday. That's code for "in the next 2 hundred million trillion billion years probably", by the way.

P.S. Again, they are not lazy, just incapable. That's all.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Kophee has informed me that the Orange Herald will be delayed until after Tuesday. That's code for "in the next 2 hundred million trillion billion years probably", by the way.

P.S. Again, they are not lazy, just incapable. That's all.

In this edition of the Orange Herald;

im so depressed

tune in next week for the next edition!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

New flag

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

How does 0.9% of my population die from Firecrest attacks

this a herbivore bird smaller than your hand how do you die from this

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Just went to cry in the abandoned stairwell and then realized the security camera in the corner haha oops

Kophee23

Everyone in Godzilla movies always suggests to use nuclear weapons against him. But is that really such a good idea?

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:Just went to cry in the abandoned stairwell and then realized the security camera in the corner haha oops

uh

The Soft-Spoken Icbm wrote:Everyone in Godzilla movies always suggests to use nuclear weapons against him. But is that really such a good idea?

depends if he is in a populated area

if he's in Los Angeles then no

If he's in the middle of the desert or ocean then sure ig

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, The Soft-Spoken Icbm

Bayfront International Territory wrote:How does 0.9% of my population die from Firecrest attacks

this a herbivore bird smaller than your hand how do you die from this

Idk maybe some people just love to cosplay as a plant

Rust Islands wrote:In this edition of the Orange Herald;

im so depressed

tune in next week for the next edition!

Just so you know, I read this to Kophee and all they said was, "I agree."

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Bayfront International Territory wrote:uhdepends if he is in a populated area

if he's in Los Angeles then no

If he's in the middle of the desert or ocean then sure ig

But what if I wanna use them in LA???

Kophee23

The Soft-Spoken Icbm wrote:But what if I wanna use them in LA???
you cant

Kophee23, The Soft-Spoken Icbm

How’s it going here?

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

New Stonkopolis wrote:How’s it going here?

Ehh, nothing much. I'm writing a short story for my school project due tomorrow while the RMB dwellers discuss whether or not you may use nuclear and/or atomic weapons against Godzilla in the typical LA setting. For the record, it's very hard to combine dry humor with a life lesson, but I'm still going to try in my school project because I'm like 60% perfectionist and also because I really need that A, you know, just for the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you did well.

Anyway, how's it going on your side of things?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

New Stonkopolis wrote:How’s it going here?

Wait a second, you seem familiar!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:you cant

I would.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Bayfront International Territory wrote:you cant

Depends on my schedule.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Post by Russchratt suppressed by Rust Islands.

Russchratt

I'm such a slut for indie horror games that take over YouTube for a week and fall into obscurity

Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.

Russchratt wrote:Indie horror games that take over YouTube for a week and fall into obscurity

I kinda agree, but let's not use that language because of the implications.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Wait! The story hasn’t ended yet! After all, considering this land was an oligarchy, the King was not actually very mature, and had a keen interest in starting unsafe chemical reactions around the palace. And so, the sun came up just as a horrible crackling sound emitted from the west side of the palace, and the King’s guards were too embarrassed to tell the rest of the world that a fireworks show had just finished in the royal bathroom, so they blamed it on rigged C-4s.

💀

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

my phys ed teacher made us do this multiple choice quiz thing and some of the answers on it are funny lol

“In Cornhole, who gets the point if the bag lands on the ground?

A: Red team

B: your mom

C: Blue team

D: Beyonce”

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

In my minecraft realm I looted like 12 end cities all within a few 1000 blocks of the main gateway and took all the elytras and I'm selling them for 15 diamonds. and the best part is i was out there looking for a curse of binding book to troll my friends with the old fashioned pumpkin trap

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

we do a lil trolling

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:In my minecraft realm I looted like 12 end cities all within a few 1000 blocks of the main gateway and took all the elytras and I'm selling them for 15 diamonds. and the best part is i was out there looking for a curse of binding book to troll my friends with the old fashioned pumpkin trap

I once stumbled upon golden boots with curse of binding.

Sadly, I was not ready for such a level of commitment.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:I once stumbled upon golden boots with curse of binding.

Sadly, I was not ready for such a level of commitment.

My friend found damn near perfect diamond boots with binding and he spent 30 minutes upgrading them to netherite and enchants only to put them on and find that he forgot mending

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:My friend found damn near perfect diamond boots with binding and he spent 30 minutes upgrading them to netherite and enchants only to put them on and find that he forgot mending

ouch

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Quick question, can a dispenser put a piece of equipment (eg. pumpkin) on someone if the slot is already filled

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Ight bye I’m going to Rise Of Nations Wiki Alliance

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Quick question, can a dispenser put a piece of equipment (eg. pumpkin) on someone if the slot is already filled

idk i dont use dispensers

google ih

Rust Islands, Kophee23

hey everybody have you seen my balls

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Aphean Islands

Bayballs wrote:hey everybody have you seen my balls

NO WAY IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED

No one even read the post until a day later, but it happened!!!!!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

yay i got an issue series guys

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:yay i got an issue series guys

bols, carian knight

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

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