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Region: OrangeJuice
wats mwake mwe cwazy
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
god please stop
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cwazy?
....I am crazy.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
i hate living
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
If a union does not allow the things that make it a union part, is it weally a union, or is it just anothew countwy with cantons, counties, or wegions? Though ouw states may be close, it is also impowtant to keep the pwotection of ouw citizens close too, so if the same body that is supposed to pwotect us stawts hawming us, is it not in ouw wights to take down that same govewnment? It is, but I dont assume we would be able to, so I feel it would be bettew to let the people of the states bweak fwee of this govewnment wathew than just trying to bweak the govewnment itself.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
On a website full of raiders, insane mods, and gross Official Mcdonalds Nation lunches...
That's me, The Nasty Patty, and my region, OrangeJuice try to do the impossible:
Create a guide that will help you survive NationStates!
*cue theme music*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Okay, okay. So the first and foremost rule, alright, is that whatever you do...never feed the stray cat on the sidewalk. NEVER. Understand? I made that mistake once...never again...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Awh, are you sure? It looks so cute
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
What about the coyotes eating out of the garbage can?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
one of them is my pet named Rubert :)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Rabies vaccination?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
maybe, i dont know, i found him on the street one day
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
i dislocated my chromebook. the screen hinges unhinged and the monitor is kind of tilted.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aleysir
No, you merely used chiropractic
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
...We had to watch a video for science and the music from it is stuck in my head.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Just turn him lose on some KFC customers and we'll see.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YOU WILL BE SEEING THE LAWYERS SOON, vAuAbLe cUsToMeR!!!!!!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Oh, you old fuddy duddy...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Omg yes
Also that vid Vlecrien sent in the chat is so useful yet so hard
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
just got a legendary who wants it
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ME EME MEE ME ME PLEASE PLEASe
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
too bad
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
you want some cards?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=58938/nation=the_prison
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Wwwwwwwwwwwww Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Jottunheim
i think i caught a disease looking through that collection
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
why do you think they're in The Prison?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Gib now or I will use my mod powers
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
power abuse
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Just a lil sillyness
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
I'm swimming in Ronald's Tears, which is also McDonald's Official Charity Organization. Your child's plight motivates us to create limited addition Happy Mealstoys!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Now we should get the prison to move here >:)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
that's me. im the prison.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i never said anything that post is a hallucination.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
what post?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
LoL 🤣
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
May I talk about the anti-imperialism themes of The Mars Daybreak anime, if anyone even remembers that show.
*Beep'em and Boop'em* That worlds falling apart! For reals this time!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*Takis Hops on over*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Are you tolerant of Flamin Hot Cheetos?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
[Enemy Approaching]
*Takis blocks the way!
>ACT
*Check *Talk
*Feed Tem Flakes >Bite
*You take a Takis chip and bite into it!
*It tastes moderately spicy. You recovered 1HP.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Freely Gauds' leader guy asked for embassies, I said something along the lines of "no thanks i dont want OJ to have connections with a region that acts without thinking", and then I got banned from their region
Update: Sent a puppet to their region to try to talk about things, they promptly banned the puppet.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
good day orangejuice
writing a story about a guy for ela, can anyone give me name suggestions? (the name isn't important to the story, pleas don't make it too distracting)
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Man "Manny" McManFace
alternatively: Woman "Womanny" McWomanFace
OR: Person "Personny" McPersonFace
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I SOMEHOW THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT 😭
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
please ignore the fact it took 20 minutes to come up with that name.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Bobbie Wayne Kennedy
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Is this the end of the saga?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
probably, i don't see any reason to try to... reason... with them if they refuse to talk about anything
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
on another note, i just joined a kahoot under the name "Joseph" and the teacher didn't notice until the end
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
stealth 100
Kandfaroi, Sche Pytoporoping, Kophee23
BUNGis amoungus
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
the first message you sent after getting into the WA
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The BCN just asked for embassies and OrangeJuice is in their roast book, I was kinda tempted to reject.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Curt Kokaine is 8th for most cheerful citizens I wonder why
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
aerilia voted on our poll, i have their card
😲
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
i dont even know who they are
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Springfield Communist Party
OK, so i changed the banner, does everyone prefer the old one or this new one? it's supposed to be of Orangia
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
It kind of looks more like Wintreath's now
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Yesterday was my nation's first birthday, by the way. Here's to another year of cool stuff happening. 🎂
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
Tripping Am I? Ball Of Giant Orange Sherbet???😵💫
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
They said they will now drink up the entire region.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
happy birthday
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
I am offended that you would not include the best milkshake flavour on this poll. smh
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
please don't eat the banner. It's not good for the planet 😨
yes, but does creamsicle not count?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Post self-deleted by Rust Islands.
i come over here and you've deleted a post, cant have anything in detroit
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
writers block goes hard when you have absolutely no motivation whatsoever
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
The entirety of the situation with FG:
A while ago, OrangeJuice ran a poll asking if we should look into ever trying raiding (raiding as in getting rid of fascist regions). Due to this poll, Freely Guads decided to withdraw our embassy. This was unfortunate, but to each their own.
About 6 days ago, Guad sent OJ an embassy request, I asked why, Guad sent a TG stating the following:
[spoiler=the conversation]"Look, I'm sorry about before. I was not thinking. I just like to be friends again. Please."
My response:
"And what has changed since our last encounter?
I'm going to be honest, I don't believe it will be in the best interest of OrangeJuice as a whole to have connections with a region such as your own. I do, however, respect you for the region you've made.
I hope your region prospers, have a nice day,
Rust Islands"
I then denied the embassy request.
[/spoiler]
About two days later, a member of their region asked if anybody noticed our denial. Guad said he had, and then one of their members with the office of "police" said "Lets ban their leader to teach them a lesson" followed by "No one messes with FG!!!!"
I was then banned from the region.
I sent in a puppet, Fysk Island, to mediate peace between our regions. My post was suppressed and my puppet was banned.
Guad then sent a message, which he deleted (but can still be found on a message by Z Z Z Z...) stating that our region was small because nobody... liked me? Doesn't make sense, anyway, that started an argument between Z Z Z Z... and Guad, which ended in Z Z Z Z... starting a strawpoll to see if they should leave the region.
Now, yesterday, the same person who banned me and my puppet, stated that I was talking bad about FG, probably referring to my post 3 days ago. Guad then sent me a TG with the following text:
"Please dont talk to us again. I would like to ignore you guys form now on. So, let's make an agreement. We don't talk about or to you. You guys don't talk about or to us. Deal?"
Man, NS drama is so stupid haha
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Yeah I read their RMB. Honestly this entire thing is just ridiculous. "Stupid" is an understatement.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
HAHAHA I JUST LOGGED ONTO THIS ACCOUNT AND I HAVE A TG FROM GUAD SAYING: "Don't come back" LMAOOOO
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
I just sent a TG to Z. Let's stop discussing this now, at least on the RMB. Discord or TGs are free game, though.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
i was done after the big post, but i just found guad's TG to fysk hilarious.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Don't mind me artificially inflating the price of my card...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
My teacher asked me if I needed anything. I needed motivation and a will to live.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Thats real
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
What am I doing with my life
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
hey do you guys want to get Warzone Airspace? we could totally just send in two WA nations and get it, easy peasy like.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Do it
Kophee23
you say that like i have a spare WA nation... which is against NS ToS
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Oh I just meant you should do it, idk who else will but I cant since Im a delegate
Rust Islands, Kophee23
I can
my residency is crap anyways from the 3 times i moved
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Warzone Codger? I know them from my original nation in the Rejected Realms!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Reader, meet Jack Personson. Jack Personson is currently fighting for his life in a forest full of monsters. How did he get into this situation? Well, when Jack woke up on Tuesday at seven in the morning, he had no idea the mess he was about to get himself into. He stared at the ceiling for an entire thirty minutes before getting out of bed and starting his day.
Except if youre Jack Personson, starting your day is a huge mistake.
You see, Jack is a village-renowned hero who quite literally may have saved the world, but before that, he was just an average person. He had a life, he worked a job; a boring job, sure, but it paid the bills. So how did he go from your average Joe to saving the planet from total annihilation? Thats a good question. And to answer it, we need to go back to the beginning,
It was a beautiful day outside. Birds were singing. Flowers were blooming. On days like these, Jack Personson was just not having it. His computer had broken down and not even the technician could fix it, he had stubbed his toe on the way out of the house, and worst of all, it was a Tuesday! Here he was now, wandering the streets of the town when he heard a voice call his name from behind.
Jack Personson! Is that you? Come over here! It was an old lady in a corner knitting a sweater. Jack walked over. He had nothing better to do with his time.
The old lady spoke slowly. I see something has got you feeling down. She smiled and re-adjusted her glasses. My name is Quest Giver
Wait, Jack interrupted. Your name is LITERALLY Quest Giver? Ugh, what is up with the names in this town? Do the heavens have no creativity whatsoever?
...No, they dont. Anyway, what Im trying to say is that
Im not interested.
What? But
Im not interested.
Please
No.
But what if I could get your computer fixed?
Jack stopped to think. Well, I might need that for stuff. That being said, I was going to buy another one, but...
The Quest Giver smiled. But you dont have the money. Youre poor, everybody knows that. Go out into the woods and find a magical harp. It can grant wishes and may even fix that lousy computer of yours if you track it down.
What do you mean, if I track it down? Ill find it, wont I?
Stop asking questions, just go!
FINE!
And thus began the epic story of Jack, his computer, and a harp.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Wait where are you delegate?
cool, one more person needed, any volunteers?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
nevermind i found it lol
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rats
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
🐕 🛷 🐶 🦮 🐕🦺 🐩
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
none of those are rats... besides maybe the fifth one. a giant rat.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Brad Pitt is drop dead gorgeous oml
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
whozzat
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
If rats pull a sled does it become a ratsled? Or is it still a dogsled because its original purpose is dogs?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Schratt determines what is and what isn't a rat
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
His definitions are a bit odd but I'm not to question them
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
no comment.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Greetings Orange Juice. I was told that our country has poor social relations with the countries in the surrounding areas. In this regard, I would like to extend a hello! End of communication.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
morning, Sche
Kandfaroi, Sche Pytoporoping, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I am the foodman
my food is delicous
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Nuh uh
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.