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Region: OrangeJuice
*implodes*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
morning orangejuice. I hope you have a great day. not so much me. i woke up sick and vomited 3 times
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*reverse implodes* sup
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Yea, and I didn't play stardew valley for four hours this time! Hooray!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Supreme Scratch
That sucks, hope you get better!
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Supreme Scratch
I'd like to think that the virus canonically started due to contaminated OJ.
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Hello, OrangeJuice! Please forgive the M.O.A. for the radioactive fallout blowing into your region on the wind!☢
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
So I use either my phone or my school-provided Chromebook to get on NS, typically. I typed in "n" to get on (because I'm on so often that just the first letter brings me there), but my school blocking extension blocked it. I wasn't even on NS yet. This is really weird because the school uses NS for some projects, so it shouldn't be blocked. I pushed it off as a bug, and sometimes going to google.com or Yahoo or Bbing and looking it up there fixes it. But when I typed in google.com, it got blocked too.
My school blocked ####### google. (Excuse my french)
Anyways, I got everything back to normal after a few minutes, but I thought I would share the odd story.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Can we sue for a big settlement? Everyone record your symptoms>>
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hahaha! Bottled Cholera for everyone in the Nasty Patty! ☠️🥛
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*drinks it and instantly dies* Help, ive fallen and i get up!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
It's been two weeks since the first
A R U G U L A P L A N T
Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Budolfulordia
A R U G U L A P L A N T
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My cat pissed in my A R U G U L A P L A N T ! ! ! ! !
Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Arugula (American English) or rocket (Commonwealth English) (Eruca vesicaria; syns. Eruca sativa Mill., E. vesicaria subsp. sativa (Miller) Thell., Brassica eruca L.) is an edible annual plant in the family Brassicaceae, used as a leaf vegetable for its fresh, tart, bitter, and peppery flavor.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Good thing I don't eat arugula and he didn't piss in my marijuana plant
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
oop
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
T N A L P A L U G A R A
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I think our region is high.
Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Mike Banana
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i created my own RP. what do you think of it?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1874600
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hey all! I just wanted to sa sorry for not being active over the weekend, and also that I might take a little break from NS.
I went on a mini-vacation to Chicago (which, of course, was my first mistake) with 4 friends of mine. We all pitched in and were able to get a 2-bed room at a seemingly nice hotel. We reserved the room and asked if we could get a cot into the room so that we could sleep on 3 beds instead of 2. They said yes.
We all got up at about 3AM, everybody got ready, we all met up, and we left for Chicago at 4AM.
It was a 4-hour trip, and we got to Chicago at about 8AM. The museum we had planned at going to first didn't open until 9:30. We all just sat around for about 90 minutes until it opened. It was honestly pretty nice.
Then we went to the Shedd Aquarium (after about 20 minutes of trying to find our way their - Chicago's roads suck). It was crowded. It gave me a headache that I still have. The aquarium kinda sucked.
They had a show with some of their beluga whales. The whales did nothing.
Then we went to the hotel we were going to be staying at and had lunch. It was good food. I would eat there again if I could (the prices are insane, of course).
After that, we went to our room and asked for our cot. They said no. They said it was a fire hazard to have a cot in a room with 5 people in it.
They gave us another room, which, naturally, was smaller than the last room with only 1 bed. There was no room for the cot. They gave us one anyway. The cot took up most of the room's... room. We ordered some Chicago deep-dish that had some good reviews. It was not good pizza. It cost more than $100 for two pizzas. It was not good pizza.
In the morning, we all pitched in for the $300 the room costs and then paid in cash. Everything was sorted out, and we all got into the car we had taken and left for our home town. After the 4-hour trip home, I can say for a fact that Chicago sucks.
Anyway, I'll be on hiatus for a few days while I get some actual sleep. I might log in periodically to do regional administration, but other than that I will probably be offline. If you need me, I'm on Discord, and I'll respond there.
I'll see you all in a few days.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
[spoiler=Long quote so spoiler to not clutter the RMB]
[/spoiler]As a Chicagoan who has lived here their entire life, I agree. Chicago sucks.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
No way!!! You went to Shedd??? It's been 3 years since I ever heard that name!
Yeah Shedd kinda sucks and there's like fees everywhere but oh well
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
So has anyone realized that the nations on the world census literally just dropped from 315K to 308K on the weekend? I don't think that's normal. Did 7,000 nations just suddenly...cease to exist over the course of two days? Is something bigger at play here? Were they all dropped into the void in which the Rat God's Lands hope to conquer....
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
LET'S GO I GOT MY WORLD ASSEMBLY CLASSIFICATION BACK
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
drake
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
It's probably people forgetting about alts or puppets for too long
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Volenaia is back from the dead, but this time they're out of vacation mode
This probably doesn't mean anything, but hopefully they will be on more. Eh.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Ha ha, what a pipe dream :P
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
Archai ded so I moved here
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cool welcome back :D
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
My dad just asked for the name of one of my nations, he and one of his coworker wanna know.
Im in danger.
Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Supreme Scratch
OH NO
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
r u n.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
You made a new poll and you didn't even include option 17?!??!?!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I'm sorry!
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
I just realised that I dont need to be delegate since I have enough powers as vice founder to do what I wanted to lol. So I officially resign and pass the position on to Rust Islands.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
BRO 💀💀💀💀
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Our science teacher sucks
again
I can't find the original post that I said it.
...Also the name "Bell Ringer" sucks and so does "Brain Barf." I mean, ?????????
??????
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I'm staging a one-person coup against my science teacher
We're at group tables, but I am the only person in the group who doesn't have a chair. Science teacher just says to stand up, but I figure that if everyone else here gets to sit, that I shouldn't be the single person who is forced to stand. This is discrimination at it's finest, I'm telling you!
I'm just sitting on the floor. :/
Anyway, this sounds like a good time to bring up OJOM again. As a throwback to certain historical events, I was thinking we change it to OJLM, just to make the general concept easier to grasp(instead of just having a random O in the middle of the acronym lol)
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I laughed about leg cramps for 20 minutes last night
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
uh
do you happen to be ok
Kophee23
No but I did a little marijuana
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I dreamt I was a minecraft pickaxe
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I honestly kinda wished we used GoGuardian
Our school uses both Hapara Highlights and Securly. Securly broke down last friday(or at least that's what we assume), and whenever we start a device now we are greeted by a "this page is blocked :(" screen. It even blocks Google. It fixes itself after, like, varying degrees of time...I don't know how long it will last.
The best case scenario here is that the school "learns" from its mistakes and disables Securly for us. The worst case scenario is that this behavior will continue(and worsen) throughout the rest of the semester.
Oh, well.
Kophee23
It's world tuna day 🐟🐟
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🥳
Kaeyoku, Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I am announcing my break from NS... it should be a week. Aarde and Kandfaroi are officially in full control of the region lol
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Bayfront International Territory, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
OBAMA SHELF
Kophee23
Yes indeed, a stunning performance from the region government so far. They seem to be faring well
I have the feeling this is a mistake
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
you cant tuna fish
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
let the patty lead
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'll be back about tomorrow; also may I ask why I'm WA Delegate?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kind of the worst choice considering I didn't know when I was going to be active, but alright then. I'm honored to steal the-... acquire the title from you.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Dude this chip bag is so EMPTY!!!!
Kophee23
fill it
-russchratt (speaking as endorsasia because im rigging polls)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No way!!!
Two can play at that game!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Ha ha!!!!!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
my mortal enemy buhers was just banned
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
it's not like the delegate has any power anyways...
Did I say that out loud?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No, you didn't say anything.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Man. It's gonna be different without Kophee hearting everything.
Also, I know that they're so definitely gonna accidentally open up NationStates and forget that they're on break sometime, it's become a habit of ours. They literally have to force themself to take breaks. Lol
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kophee has informed me that the Orange Herald will be delayed until after Tuesday. That's code for "in the next 2 hundred million trillion billion years probably", by the way.
P.S. Again, they are not lazy, just incapable. That's all.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
In this edition of the Orange Herald;
im so depressed
tune in next week for the next edition!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
New flag
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
How does 0.9% of my population die from Firecrest attacks
this a herbivore bird smaller than your hand how do you die from this
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Just went to cry in the abandoned stairwell and then realized the security camera in the corner haha oops
Kophee23
Everyone in Godzilla movies always suggests to use nuclear weapons against him. But is that really such a good idea?
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
uh
depends if he is in a populated area
if he's in Los Angeles then no
If he's in the middle of the desert or ocean then sure ig
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde, The Soft-Spoken Icbm
Idk maybe some people just love to cosplay as a plant
Just so you know, I read this to Kophee and all they said was, "I agree."
Rust Islands, Kophee23
But what if I wanna use them in LA???
Kophee23
Kophee23, The Soft-Spoken Icbm
You can
Kophee23
Hows it going here?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Ehh, nothing much. I'm writing a short story for my school project due tomorrow while the RMB dwellers discuss whether or not you may use nuclear and/or atomic weapons against Godzilla in the typical LA setting. For the record, it's very hard to combine dry humor with a life lesson, but I'm still going to try in my school project because I'm like 60% perfectionist and also because I really need that A, you know, just for the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you did well.
Anyway, how's it going on your side of things?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Wait a second, you seem familiar!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I would.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Depends on my schedule.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post by Russchratt suppressed by Rust Islands.
I'm such a slut for indie horror games that take over YouTube for a week and fall into obscurity
Kaeyoku, Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.
I kinda agree, but let's not use that language because of the implications.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Wait! The story hasnt ended yet! After all, considering this land was an oligarchy, the King was not actually very mature, and had a keen interest in starting unsafe chemical reactions around the palace. And so, the sun came up just as a horrible crackling sound emitted from the west side of the palace, and the Kings guards were too embarrassed to tell the rest of the world that a fireworks show had just finished in the royal bathroom, so they blamed it on rigged C-4s.
💀
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
my phys ed teacher made us do this multiple choice quiz thing and some of the answers on it are funny lol
In Cornhole, who gets the point if the bag lands on the ground?
A: Red team
B: your mom
C: Blue team
D: Beyonce
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
In my minecraft realm I looted like 12 end cities all within a few 1000 blocks of the main gateway and took all the elytras and I'm selling them for 15 diamonds. and the best part is i was out there looking for a curse of binding book to troll my friends with the old fashioned pumpkin trap
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
we do a lil trolling
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I once stumbled upon golden boots with curse of binding.
Sadly, I was not ready for such a level of commitment.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
My friend found damn near perfect diamond boots with binding and he spent 30 minutes upgrading them to netherite and enchants only to put them on and find that he forgot mending
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ouch
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Quick question, can a dispenser put a piece of equipment (eg. pumpkin) on someone if the slot is already filled
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Ight bye Im going to Rise Of Nations Wiki Alliance
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
idk i dont use dispensers
google ih
Rust Islands, Kophee23
hey everybody have you seen my balls
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Aphean Islands
NO WAY IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED
No one even read the post until a day later, but it happened!!!!!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
yay i got an issue series guys
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
bols, carian knight
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
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