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Region: OrangeJuice

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Kophee23 wrote:The fact that you rose from the dead so casually is astonishing. You didn't even mention it

IC:

I will break your kneecaps

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:IC:

I will break your kneecaps

IC:

You assume I have kneecaps?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

Sciqinic wrote:IC:

The space program in Sciqinic has paid off, and a rocket launch is scheduled for tomorrow. But there's drama in the control room. One of Sciqinic's lead astrophysicists is having doubts.

"The rocket was scheduled to launch in a week. We still have to run more tests!"

But President Bai had another opinion.

"We need to launch tomorrow. I've heard the Kopheeans have been working with Dazavia. While they are occupied with the war, we can beat them to space."

The rocket will be launched tomorrow, but sides have been taken within administration. The 4th Sciqinician Empire is crumbling under the Bai Dynasty.

OOC: Jokes on all of you! I occupy all of Pluto!

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

Rust Islands wrote:OOC: Jokes on all of you! I occupy all of Pluto!

pluto is smaller than Australia

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:pluto is smaller than Australia

And?

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:And?

That is no accomplishment. Try blowing up a Mars sized planet

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:That is no accomplishment. Try blowing up a Mars sized planet

There are now plans to expand Pluto.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:There are now plans to expand Pluto.

I endorse this

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Endorsasia wrote:I endorse this

But sadly I can't endorse anything since the accident. Just can't get the old endorser up

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:There are now plans to expand Pluto.

A skeletal frame for the expansion of Pluto is being designed. It is hoped that the frame can bring glory to Pluto, as the planet is apparently no big deal. It, of course, is a huge deal.

We <3 Pluto

Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:A skeletal frame for the expansion of Pluto is being designed. It is hoped that the frame can bring glory to Pluto, as the planet is apparently no big deal. It, of course, is a huge deal.

We <3 Pluto

Pluto isn't a planet.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Blasphemy.

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Blasphemy.

It's too small and it's made up of mostly ice so it would melt if it was closer to the sun

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Pluto is definitely a planet.

It depends. Which year are you from?

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:It depends. Which year are you from?

I never said that.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:It's too small and it's made up of mostly ice so it would melt if it was closer to the sun

AND YET THEY CALL THE GAS GIANTS PLANETS? BAH! IF A PLANET IS REQUIRED TO BE MADE OF A MATERIAL THAT WILL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER, THEN THEY ARE NOT PLANETS!

We <3 Pluto

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:AND YET THEY CALL THE GAS GIANTS PLANETS? BAH! IF A PLANET IS REQUIRED TO BE MADE OF A MATERIAL THAT WILL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER, THEN THEY ARE NOT PLANETS!

They're planets because they're big and round, orbit the sun, and aren't a satellite. So your mom is technically a planet as well.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:They're planets because they're big and round, orbit the sun, and aren't a satellite. So your mom is technically a planet as well.

Pluto is big (big is not defined), round (round can mean anything considering how many mountains and such are on the Earth), it orbits the sun, and a satellite was made up as a word to dissuade the population from thinking Pluto is a planet (which it is).

We <3 Pluto

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Pluto is big (big is not defined), round (round can mean anything considering how many mountains and such are on the Earth), it orbits the sun, and a satellite was made up as a word to dissuade the population from thinking Pluto is a planet (which it is).

We <3 Pluto

Pluto is smaller than the moon, which is not big at all compared to everything else in the solar system. Also it's made almost entirely out of ice and in the Kuiper belt so it doesn't have a clear orbit around the sun. It's round and isn't a satellite though, so that's why it's a dwarf planet.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Pluto is smaller than the moon, which is not big at all compared to everything else in the solar system. Also it's made almost entirely out of ice and in the Kuiper belt so it doesn't have a clear orbit around the sun. It's round and isn't a satellite though, so that's why it's a dwarf planet.

The moon is a planet too, it fits all of the requirements. What it's made of doesn't matter, it's the thought that counts. the Kuiper belt orbits the sun; Pluto orbits the sun. Size doesn't matter.

We <3 Pluto

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I'm gonna be honest "dwarf planet" still sounds like a good compromise

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:I'm gonna be honest "dwarf planet" still sounds like a good compromise

NO! Planet is planet!

We <3 Pluto

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:The moon is a planet too, it fits all of the requirements. What it's made of doesn't matter, it's the thought that counts. the Kuiper belt orbits the sun; Pluto orbits the sun. Size doesn't matter.

We <3 Pluto

The moon isn't big enough and it's a satellite. It's our satellite and orbits us.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:NO! Planet is planet!

We <3 Pluto

Pluto is a fraud and needs to stay in their lane

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:The moon isn't big enough and it's a satellite. It's our satellite and orbits us.

The moon is totally big enough; if, by your logic, Pluto is a dwarf planet, then our moon would be a dwarf planet as well. And I've already said that the word "satellite" was made to dissuade people from thinking Pluto was a planet, even though it is.

Russchratt wrote:Pluto is a fraud and needs to stay in their lane

Maybe the rest of the planets are wrong and need to stay out of Pluto's lane.

We <3 Pluto

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:The moon is totally big enough; if, by your logic, Pluto is a dwarf planet, then our moon would be a dwarf planet as well. And I've already said that the word "satellite" was made to dissuade people from thinking Pluto was a planet, even though it is.

Maybe the rest of the planets are wrong and need to stay out of Pluto's lane.

We <3 Pluto

The moon is not the main object in it's system. The Earth is. While Pluto is the main object in it's system, it's far too small and made of Ice which decreases it's mass exponentially if it melts.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:The moon is totally big enough; if, by your logic, Pluto is a dwarf planet, then our moon would be a dwarf planet as well. And I've already said that the word "satellite" was made to dissuade people from thinking Pluto was a planet, even though it is.

Maybe the rest of the planets are wrong and need to stay out of Pluto's lane.

We <3 Pluto

Also, I just said that pluto is in fact smaller than the moon

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Don't worry there's cat piss on it of course

You should be ashamed of yourself for ever suggesting such a disgusting idea to feed my people.

Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

macdonal

i wanr burgre

Rust Islands, Kophee23

The Nasty Patty wrote:You should be ashamed of yourself for ever suggesting such a disgusting idea to feed my people.

you know it's bad when this guy finds it disgusting

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Kaeyoku wrote:you know it's bad when this guy finds it disgusting

Must stash illegal goods in region!

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

If we don't end with the most kittens I'll be sad.

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Kophee

Kophee23 wrote:If we don't end with the most kittens I'll be sad.

36th most and I'm going to bed, let's get it to 1st tomorrow!

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:

You should be ashamed of yourself for ever suggesting such a disgusting idea to feed my people.

What are you a health inspector?

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

21st in kittens, thanks Kandfaroi!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:21st in kittens, thanks Kandfaroi!

Np

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kandfaroi wrote:Np

As long as we end top 25 in kittens I'll be happy.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:What are you a health inspector?

...Alright I admit it!!! I killed the WA's official health inspector!!! I buried them in the landfills surrounding Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, but then some acid rain washed them back up!!! So I stuffed their body in my cryogenic freezer!!! I was gonna pin it on Kophee23!!!

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

It has begun. I can't even watch 10 minutes of the new matpat meme review without a nationstates event starting right under my nose.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:It has begun. I can't even watch 10 minutes of the new matpat meme review without a nationstates event starting right under my nose.

Ha ha! Got your kittens!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Republic Of Potato wrote:Ha ha! Got your kittens!

ha ha, got your coffee beans!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:ha ha, got your coffee beans!

I disapprove

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

I will steal more of your kittens

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Republic Of Potato wrote:I will steal more of your kittens

IC:

Suriya hides boxes of kittens inside Southeast Aardean military bases.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

The Nasty Patty wrote:

...Alright I admit it!!! I killed the WA's official health inspector!!! I buried them in the landfills surrounding Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, but then some acid rain washed them back up!!! So I stuffed their body in my cryogenic freezer!!! I was gonna pin it on Kophee23!!!

Don't sweat it, that guy's been snooping around the old BungerBarn since 2039. He was always on my ass about the supposed "animal cruelty" involved in the production of the bungerburgers.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Republic Of Potato wrote:Ha ha! Got your kittens!

Stash them so we can end top25

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Also Fysk Island, are you just going to be another random alt-nation that lives here, but never actually does anything?

probably

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Russchratt wrote:Don't sweat it, that guy's been snooping around the old BungerBarn since 2039. He was always on my ass about the supposed "animal cruelty" involved in the production of the bungerburgers.

Then I won't suffer a regional criminal trial? It's all gonna be OK. Except for the customers who will die from food poisoning at seedy restaurants!

Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

We are currently #16 for kittens - exactly 40 ahead of 25th.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

#13 - exactly 100 kittens.

im done.

other alts being used for other regions btw

edit: #10 w/ screenshot (just in case we fall).

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hello everybody my name is welcome

Rust Islands, Kophee23

we are still in 10th for most kittens. amazing work everybody

Rust Islands, Kophee23

HAHA I JUST FOUND THIS CARD FARM DUDE WHO JUST JOINED TRADE FAIR

APPARENTLY THEY SPAWNED WITH LIKE 5 KITTENS AND I AM SIPHONING THEIR KITTENS FROM THEM RIGHT NOW

nOOOO THIS DUDE INSECTED ME TWICE AND GOT THEM NPOOO

edit: I got them back hUHDKKJSMK<S

Rust Islands, Kophee23

EVERYBODY KEEPS INSPECTING ME THEY ARE TAKING MY KITTENS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES WE'RE NINTH

THIS IS SO INTENSE 💀

Rust Islands, Kophee23

The Nasty Patty wrote:

Then I won't suffer a regional criminal trial? It's all gonna be OK. Except for the customers who will die from food poisoning at seedy restaurants!

Nope. All the lawyers and families of the victims have been paid off (in Schratt Coin), and the REALLY persistent ones have been... *clicks tongue*, taken care of.

Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

Southeast Aarde wrote:EVERYBODY KEEPS INSPECTING ME THEY ARE TAKING MY KITTENS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES WE'RE NINTH

THIS IS SO INTENSE 💀

Remember to stash them

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:#13 - exactly 100 kittens.

im done.

other alts being used for other regions btw

edit: #10 w/ screenshot (just in case we fall).

Thanks! I can't really do much but I'll try something.

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Aerith Rp

Kophee23 wrote:Thanks! I can't really do much but I'll try something.

9th

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Aerith Rp wrote:9th

I tried the thing and it worked!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:I tried the thing and it worked!

What did you try?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:What did you try?

Using even more alts lol.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Using even more alts lol.

I just shipped like 12 kittens from an alt but people kept inspecting so I could only stash half of them :(

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Lmao we literally have the same amount of kittens as the east pacific

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, The Cutest Kitten Ever

1700 unread posts, huh?

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Lmao we literally have the same amount of kittens as the east pacific

*This little kitten is the cutest among them*

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

8th now

Okulabad, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

*This one is displeased to see that Azul States would steal tractor parts from a cute kitten*

Okulabad, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

*Although it also wonders what would a little kitten do with a tractor*

Kandfaroi, Jewish Aboveground State, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I DONT WANT PATRIOTIC FLAGS!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!1!1!1!!!!

Kandfaroi, Ardil, Rust Islands, Kophee23, -Mrbeast-, Southeast Aarde

rejoined the WTF, instantly got shot down.

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Stashed all 5 kitten boxes in a row without getting inspected. W

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

I have officially achieved sneak 100

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

The Of The The The Of wrote:I have officially achieved sneak 100

Just siphoned about 7 kittens from some random alt and stashed - we're number 7 now.

We're beating regions with like 10 times our amount of residents. Feels good guys.

Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:Just siphoned about 7 kittens from some random alt and stashed - we're number 7 now.

Let's go.

I'm gonna get potato on here. Also happy mothers day!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:Just siphoned about 7 kittens from some random alt and stashed - we're number 7 now.

We're beating regions with like 10 times our amount of residents. Feels good guys.

I think we’re beating multiple GCRs. At least when we were in 10th we were beating two

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands

9 kittens away from beating TSP, after that 3 more and then we beat TWP. 12 kittens and we take 5th

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

WERE 7TH

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:9 kittens away from beating TSP, after that 3 more and then we beat TWP. 12 kittens and we take 5th

We need to end top 5, my new goal. I will revive some cted puppets

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

BREAKING: Game theory key to maximizing stashes, say eggheads who have no goods

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

we just passed the Pacifics. we number 5 now

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

This is a colossal moment for OrangeJuice I know it

The 2023 global trade fair is totally gonna go down in history as the greatest OJ event ever istg

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:This is a colossal moment for OrangeJuice I know it

The 2023 global trade fair is totally gonna go down in history as the greatest OJ event ever istg

I mean we did pretty well in N-Day too

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

WE'RE NUMBER 4

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

SNEAK 100

I GOT ALL TEN SPAWNED KITTENS IN

HYSHSDHSDHJSJGTYUESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:I mean we did pretty well in N-Day too

YEAH BUT NOT AS WELL AS THIS?????!?!?!?!KJIDHSIDABHKS

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

haha that's so funny

I just inspected this guy for inspector uniforms but I was thwarted by kittens, suggesting that this guy had kittens. But before I could inspect them again, they left the fair

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

totally just stashed 3 inspector uniforms on accident

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:totally just stashed 3 inspector uniforms on accident

at least give them to me though

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:at least give them to me though

im using them lmao

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

No worries I'm using my other nation to seize kittens from Rust Islands and then shipping them to me and stashing them here.

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

The Nasty Patty wrote:No worries I'm using my other nation to seize kittens from Rust Islands and then shipping them to me and stashing them here.

YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING

im pretty sure i was trying to steal some back

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde

What kind of trickery is this?!

I just got hold of some kittens and tried to stash them, but instead misclicked and stashed my inspector uniforms because some other dude stole the cats!

I'll be honest, they did some really good tomfoolery, albeit completely on mistake and not intended at all

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

we're number 3. we are fighting against regions with thousands of nations - and winning

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Some guy is siphoning all my inspector uniforms and now I only have 5. I just left the trade fair for a little while

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Though I'll be honest, we're getting uncomfortably close to beating the north pacific :P

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Some guy is siphoning all my inspector uniforms and now I only have 5. I just left the trade fair for a little while

i only have 2. ive lost a out 12 since i join today

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I just revived 11 puppets and none of them had kittens, dangit!

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

Rust Islands wrote:i only have 2. ive lost a out 12 since i join today

Ahh that sucks. I could ship you some, I mean this guy is just not leaving me alone right now

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:Ahh that sucks. I could ship you some, I mean this guy is just not leaving me alone right now

Nah it's all good. I'm logging off for a bit

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

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