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My question is why you had cake at a funeral?

If I have a funeral, I want there to be a cake. Imagine it: the few measly people who are actually mourning my loss, and then some random folks around the community wearing black and attending just to be nice. Sitting down next to my ashes and eating vanilla ice cream cake, while the song that will(hopefully) eventually play at my funeral goes "WOO, WOO, WOO, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

It's a funeral party, and all the balloons say "get better soon!"

1. i didn't know the kid

2. don't ask me why there was cake

3. why question it? cake is cake

Omg same

I hate testing season

I GOT A 3/33 ON THE TEST

8.7%!!!!

I DID! I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SH BRO! WHAT TF IS A 3x-2b+-92xy-3i9= Intel Core I5+98y

same

Mining drill? Ameteur

Wait a second... TWO satans?

OrangeJuice Dictionary Updated

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1837967

I'm off for the day, see yall when I go out tomorrow (man this is really backwards for me lol)

Ew. I'm...never drinking water again.

So when will the map finish? I'm not trying to complain or anything, it's just that roleplay will stall until it's completed and the war is getting interesting

And what’s wrong with that?

These 3 posts are definitely one of the most agreeable things in the entire universe, even twitter would agree

*gasp*

KITTY!!

good day

Psyduck is probably like. The most achievable pokemon probably. Like I don't think I could teach a rock to sprout arms and eyes and be a Geodude, but there's probably a certain threshold of mental torment I could subject to a duck, that would make a psyduck.

I have a shiny psyduck

When I stop procrastinating, and get done with every other art project I have, which is at least one.

Memes aside, Careless Whisper is actually a banger. Someone should probably make, like, a funky version of it, and it would be the most groovy beat I'd ever bopped to.

i share a region with these people

Do you guys practice neck hygiene (the process of cleaning your neck)

"Life? You think I have a life?! The only grass I've ever touched is the Minecraft grass, how's that for a life?!"

Following recent legislation in Russchratt, Big Belly is watching you.

Define Big Belly.

dUde I accidentally bid 1.00 on a legendary card it was an accident

My cat pissed in my arugula plant

yeah

Welcome Western Avemia!

Yes

Manager

Disagreement Order

Mirror

Interesting choice, but OK

*This little kitten believes that every day is a good day :3*

*This little kitten is amused by this human's use of the cat tongue.*

*This kitten thinks your cat doesn't respect you.*

*This kitten wonders if there's a word on the jucian dictionary that accurately describes the mixture of irresistible cuteness and existential dread that this kitten embodies*

Lactate

Huh. Dishwasher conspiracy.

YOOO I GOT THE FIRST MESSAGE ON PAGE 100

Fourth

lmao

Just realized, everyone who goes to page 100 in the future from here on will see this completely out of context.

I'm picturing it now and it's great. Just imagine the confusion

Then I schlept like a baby for 14 hours

New Jucian word?

Hmmmmmmmmm

I see......

Yessss....

I HAVE No IDEA whY jimmy doesn't know what place values are, nbUt you correct him yourself okay?!?!?!??! Don't ask me to define for you/DONT ASk ME tO FIND THE CORRECT SOLUTIOON TO THE PROBLEM, YOU MATH BAFFOONS GO AND FIND IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

What tf is a place value

The future is now, sushi man

You tea drinking bastard...

hElp stop making me laugh