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Region: OrangeJuice
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382
cool, template done
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
This is my submission
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
...fine.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
rated all of them
"style" is 20/20 for everyone. style is to ensure nobody copies something without making it creative/their own.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
One day, a salesman came, knocking upon the door of an old man.
"I won't let you in if I don't know who you are," came a voice fro
And I never got past those two sentences. Kudos to those who submitted their stories
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
Don't be like me either. With mostly the same problem.
Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
still better than aktemuth's...
i mean what? a biased judge? no way!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia, Aktemuth
It's still better than 50 shades of grey.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
one of our teachers is reading between shades of gray right now and i have no idea what it is but i made lots of 50 shades of grey jokes and you just reminded me of that
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Aktemuth
I caught my mom reading it once, but judging that I never found her with the other books in the series I'm taking that it wasn't that good lol
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I GOT A GOOD SCORE!!!!!!!!!!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I got a rock.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i got a jar of dirt
i got a jar of dirt
guess whats inside it
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
uhhhh.......sand?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Fun fact that scene was unscripted
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YÂ’all are crazy, AktemuthÂ’s was a masterpiece
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
the only crazy one here is the lobster iÂ’ve kept as a pet
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
YÂ’all, voting is going to happen in December, but I just realized we donÂ’t have a constitution or a list of positions
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
wait.
...............oh.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Speaking of which... I'm going to poke Eastdum
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
if only we had done this last year, when we said "hey lets do government stuff" and never did government stuff
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
no! Don't! I'm 99% sure they're gonna nuke Moumar and I the moment they wake up!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
we have fun here
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Only the time it takes to get to 1 billion population, Fysk Island now has official lore (and a flag)!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
We're so slopping back
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
over the years i've realized i may have adhd
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Damn, I realized back in like 5th grade when I read Percy Jackson lol
Cantilia, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
You think?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rust Islands WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO 😭
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Do you ever realize
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Do you ever realize
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
no
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
Bruh
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I didnÂ’t even finish
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
love the fact that a single person voted on the poll
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I've been busy working today.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I am in much pain
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Really? Who?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
She was my Chica but then I found out she spent Five Nights at Freddy's... 😔
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Wait there was another poll
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
sure was.
THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING! CONGRATULATIONS TO Russchratt FOR TAKING 1ST PLACE!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1951382#fp
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Do you guys eat school lunch
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I've heard a lot of really gross stories about it and I feel like there's probably some ancient disease in it or something
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
WOOO YAYY CONGRATS :D
never. i don't trust the lunch lady handing out milk, she looks suspicious
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Haven't since third grade.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My school gave the kids with severe lunch debt only peanut butter sandwiches and water...also $100 mysteriously appeared on my account once and I abused it to get Gatorade.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
legend says that, at night, she comes out of hiding and tracks down the kids who bought the milk. Then she wakes them all up, one by one, and says to each of them: "There's more chocolate milk in the woods. You only have to follow me." the children are rarely seen again...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
wtf what is your tumblr handle
or what are you on rn because whar
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
lol my citizens make over 100k a year and they only get to spend 30k the rest goes to me
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
well i mean i guess it technically still goes to them because they get really extensive healthcare and welfare stuff
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Post by Anarchic Free State Of Glaarkia suppressed by Rust Islands.
and here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see a clear example of: coping
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
oh shut it you old hag
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
sometimes you just have to jump out a window. just dont forget the bouncy house
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
i love defenestration!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Legend also says that the milk she gets comes fromÂ
Â…the creatureÂ
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Oh no!
Not
😱 (っ Â°Д Â°;)っ 😱
...the creature...
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
agAIN WHAT ARE YOUR GUYS'S TUMBLR HANDLES WHAT :sob:
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
no, aarde. their handles dont matter, what really matters is your tumblr handle.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
w-what
i
..i....no...how could this be
how could the tables turn on me like this...
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.
just surrender already. We know what you are.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*gasp!*
i have none.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Aarde what did you delete
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
my tumblr handle
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
the best quote is the one with the least words.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
put it back or else the lunch lady comes
The one with the least words
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My tumblr handle broke and now the tumblr itself has plummeted out the window, not on the bouncy house, but on the kids birthday cake.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Oh no!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
It was covered in purple and orange fondant so it's really a positive.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
that's what I mean.
i spent a lot of time baking it!
Wait, orange and purple? It's not halloween! Silly me.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
My Tumblr handle was stolen byÂ
Â…the creatureÂ
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Stop with the creatureposting, the creature doesnÂ’t appreciate this slander.
It has a minimum wage job as a White Flayers executioner, cut it some slack.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Yeah guys, it aint cool
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
I was tased on Saturday.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Slay queen
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I THOUGHT YOU SAID "tasted" 😭😭😭😭
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I'm the taste test, baby!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I am become stripper, collector of singles.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
OH MY GOSH
ITS HERE
EVERYBODY
RUN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah, Aktemuth
What? ItÂ’s onlyÂ
Â…the creatureÂ
Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
EXACTLYYYYY
FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
AHHHHHHHHHHH-...
(The scream suddenly stops as a shadow from the darkness seizes Cantilia's throat and pulles them into the obscurity of blackness. Unholy sounds are heard and another scream is heard as guts spill everywhere and...
This author was not able to finish this post...
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post by Russchratt suppressed by Rust Islands.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth, The Creature
yeah russ thats a no go
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
ow.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I wanna serve the Creature for Thanksgiving this year! How do I chop it into bits?
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
You could try asking very politely...
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
*Rises from the dead
I do not recommend it unless you want it to chop you into bits instead
But you could always try luring it in with a false sense of security and the artificial promise of protection!
That usually works! :3
If not there are many other things that you could serve instead, like one of my favorite Cantilian dishes!
Culebrata (A mescla [mix] of snakes and rats fried with bear skin oil)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Also getting surpressed is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Me personally, I would never let that slide
Just saying ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Aktemuth
I'd vote for you. Suppression of posts is suppression of the people. Viva la Revolución! ᕦ༼✩ل͜✩༽ᕤ
Cantilia, Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
im all for the people, i just dont quite like it when the conversation goes to... strange places
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
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