Post Archive
Region: OrangeJuice
This guy's really into balls, balls, and bols
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Bayballs
you guys ever seen that movie baywatch
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
With the rock
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Ok. So william afton and henry emily, right, they re like oh ok we wanna start a pizzeria! So then they make springlock suits. Take notes, this will be important later. Um, especially because springlock suits are made of paper clips. Anyway, so they make piss yellow robots and they name em Golden Freddy and Spring Bonnie. Don't ask why. Uhhhhhhh uhhh uhh oh yeah so Henry wears the Freddy suit and William wears the Bonnie one, but it turns out William liked his suit too much and decided to murder some children in it. So after returning home from a run-down Carl's Jr, he kills Henry's kid who we have no idea is named Charlie or Charlotte. Anyway so she decides "oh ok my soul is free so imma possess a puppet in the meantime", so uhhhh yea Henry's kid is a security puppet now, um um um then there were 5 more, and William hid the bodies into some animatronic suits, but after that the robots smelled horrible and everyone decided that they didn't wanna go to Feddy's anymore, so it closed, um but then they REOPENED...oh yeah I forgot to mention the bit of '83 yeah some dude without a name got chomped on by Golden Freddy while he was performing, uh oh theres 10 seconds left UHH THIS IS A LOT TO COVER OK IM UNDER A TIMER WAIT NO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Bayballs
Michael! Dont leave me here! MICHAEL! PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Well, Charlie is Charlotte. Both are canon names for the character. Charlies just a nickname for Charlottle.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I know, but I decided to mention both names because there are technically two and the lack of specific names for characters in the lore is just mildly amusing.
Kophee23
At least we know her name, the Crying Childs name could be anything from Chris to Evan
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
mario
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post self-deleted by Southeast Aarde.
Have you guys ever heard of Undeniably Canon FNaF Timeline
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
YOOOOO I JUST GOT ANOTHER LEGENDARY CARD/
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
nice
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Can you explain Baywatch lore
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I've never seen Baywatch
Kophee23
And also I doubt I'd be able to explain anything under a 5 minute timer 🥲
Kophee23
When a dangerous crime wave hits the beach, the legendary Mitch Buchannon leads his elite squad of lifeguards on a mission to prove that you don't have to wear a badge to save the bay. Joined by a trio of hotshot recruits, including former Olympian Matt Brody, they ditch the surf and go deep under cover to take down a ruthless businesswoman whose devious plans threaten the future of the bay.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My favorite part is when they hid in the morgue and embalming fluid fell in Zac Efron's mouth.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
his name was fredbear not golden freddy
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I know how you feel, Blark. I'm the only one who's been inside your mind before
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Haha I was waiting for someone to point that out
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Is it bad luck to watch videos on tornadoes? Because now the skies outside are grey and there's a light breeze...
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kaeyoku when they unload themselves:
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*The nation disappears and there is only ocean within the borders*
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Will work for no reason or one extremely important reason that I can't divulge at this time since I have not been able to ascertain what said reason would detail.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rats
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rats along his back, when he calls your name, it all fades to black
He sees your dreams and feasts on your screams
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
nOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO
STOP RECLASSIFYING ME I SWEAR TO GOD
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
We don't talk about Tune-O
He watches you,
through a piece of bamboo,
you can feel his stare so deep,
even when you're asleep.
We don't talk about Tune-O, no no, no
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
True, but I've been inside your head before... I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you...
You wanna know the only problem?
What's that Blark?
I'm already gone...
He's in the walls.... HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
rats
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's been a while since we got any new words in the good ole dictionary
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's been a while since somebody made a big enough grammar mistake. Also please respond to my TG to you
[sub]([nation=noflag]Russchratt[/nation])[/sub]
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
We should make glaark an official word
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
It's more of a name, but if you define it I wouldn't be against putting it in the dictionary lol
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
glurt
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i dont have it
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Puppet, got it (if you'd like, you can use this as your WA Puppet, so that you use Endorasiia to vote in elections in such)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
cool
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Rats, bats, cats, they're all kinda fat.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Best Giga Chad
I see you have a nice new flag, and your comment was hearted by Best Giga Chad.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Ants and bats
Dusts and pulls
Slalom here
Stay at home, woo
A dirty bear
Is all I need
His tired eyes
Will help me sleep, help me sleep, oh
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The noise one makes when they vomit Orange Juice and tuna simultaneously into a septic tank
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
True, but I've been inside your head before... I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you...
You wanna know the only problem?
What's that, Blark?
I'm already gone...
He's in the walls... HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*materializes from the walls* Wait, whos in the walls again?
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
They're asking about controversial topics in the Rejected Realms, I'm gonna be sickness and not all that well.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm gonna go ahead and stash the M.O.A's anti-nuclear and pro-nuclear codes here:
Pro-nuclear:
87394
Anti-nuclear:
02938
Please don't mix'em up.
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
wAs THAT THE BiTE OF 87?!?!
Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
PETRODRAGONIC APOCALYPSE! THE DAWN OF ETERNAL NIGHT! AN ANNIHILATION OF PLANET EARTH AND THE BEGINNING OF MERCILESS DAMNATION!
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
*throws myself at you* You're not gonna see this coming!
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Nobody expects the second knife.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I feel like the adults around me always by default think that I'm only being dramatic. They have also, under numerous situations, admitted to being under the impression that I am being dramatic. But I'm not that person anymore. I am now upset by this horrible realization. >:(
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
haha, no.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
i want to define this but i have no idea what kind of unholy noise you would need to make to pronounce it
here's a possible definition for anyone who does know
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Notice anything different?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
You finally stopped running from the IRS and decided to pay your back taxes?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It was that I changed my flag to an image of elevator buttons
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Do you like elevators in comparison to escalators? I'm typing with one hand, there's a kitten on my chest.
Kaeyoku, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
we have to see
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty, Southeast Aarde
Fnaf analog horror videos scare me
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Haha scary robot images and text go brrrr
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Do you guys want a fnaf poll because it seems our rmb has been talking about fnaf for a little bit now
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
as a certified 9 year FNaF veteran who has watched damn near every game theory video, I say yes
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm gonna do it anyways
The poll will be published in a hot second
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Done! Please vote on our newest poll!
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kophee has informed me that they will probably extend their break for another week. It's been overall good for their mental health, and they have been able to explore other interests and improve their grades with the extra time.
Which means chaos. We are in control.
BURN THE PLACE DOWN!!!
Rust Islands, Kophee23
The WA Delegate endorses this message.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Fun fact:
the WA pages are still known as the "UN" (https://www.nationstates.net/page=un)
The GA and SC are council=1 and council=2 respectively.
(https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_proposal/council=1 https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_proposal/council=2)
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Phone Guy would be happy with the current poll standings
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Glurt
/glərt/
ㅤDefinition(s)
ㅤㅤ1. A food combination consisting of a mixture of orange juice and yogurt
ㅤㅤ2. The sound of pain
ㅤ"My favorite food is glurt."
ㅤ"The boy glurted when he stubbed his toe."
First use: Endorsasia
Defined by: Southeast Aarde
Russchratt, Endorsasia, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Bonnums
Russchratt, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
it is I, quaso land
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
no
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It is I, BayBalls! I love Balls!
Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
It is I, Sushi Man! I love Sushi!
Russchratt, Atheists, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I also love balls
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post self-deleted by Atheists.
Based opinion
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Post by Russchratt suppressed by Southeast Aarde.
Based my ____ in your mother?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
Post by Bayballs suppressed by Southeast Aarde.
Changed my denonym to Sucking Balls so it says "Im proud to be Sucking Balls!"
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Post by Russchratt suppressed by Southeast Aarde.
Me too
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
i think im gonna have to suppress these but funny regardless
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
My favorite is Nightmare tbh
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
mmmNSKYLINES DRIPPING INTO THE NIGHT LIKE OCEAN WATER MUDDIED BY THE DARKEST OF DIES
IM SO TIRED OF THIS CITY'S DISGUISE, IT'S GLOWING ON THE SURFACE BUT IT'S DROWNING IN LIES
IS THERE A REASON THAT I FEEL UNALIVEWHEN I LOOK INTO THE HOME WHERE I GREW UP AND DIED
IS THERE A REASON THAT I'M WANTING TO HIDE WHEN I LOOK INTO THE MIRROR JUST TO SEE EMPTY EYS
AH, AH
GHoOST TOWN'S sO LOUD< CAN'T HEAR A SOUNDDDDDDD
DODODODODODO
IF I EVER FELL FROM THIS PLACE, WILL THE WORLD KEEP ON TURNING AS IF NOTHING HAD CHANGED
GO, GO, GO, GHOST THAT TRIED LIVING A TIRED LIFE
WHERE IM HAUNTED BY THE MEMORIES I BURIED INSIDE
UP SIDE DOWN FALLING INTO THE NIGHT
WILL YOU TELL ME WHEN I WAKE UP WAS I DEAD OR ALIVE
mY WORLD TONIGHT IS JUST TO COOOOOLDD
mMMmmMMMmMMm
IM SHAKING WITH FEAR OF LETTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOO
GO GO GO GHOST THAT TRIED LIVING A TIRED LIFE WHERE IM HAUNTED BY THE MEMORIES I BUIRED INSIDE
UPSIDE DOWN, FALLING INTO THE LIGHT, WILL YOU TELL ME WHEN I WAKE UP WAS I EVER ALIVE
mM mm MMMM *epic guitar outro*
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, The Nasty Patty
Maybe not responding yet but nothing will change until I've found kitchen stuff for my house to implement impressive methods of cooking to shock and awe my friends and relatives.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Yay 1 billion
Atheists, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Kophee23
https://www.nationstates.net/region=wow_how_many_words_can_i_fit_into_this_r#rmb
they've now banned cheese.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I like how no one chose Freddy or Chica. It's just so completely weirdly mildly amusing that BB is more popular than the entire face of the first few games in the franchise.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
i have not kept up on FNAF lore, who's BB?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Balloon Boy, who got grouped up with the option "the balloon vendors"
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Ah, missed this.
Russchratt, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hell yea Kophee is back and all of our notifications will now proceed to be flooded with "Kophee23 liked your RMB post in OrangeJuice."
Best day ever.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
OH NO THEY KJUST KEEP GOING THEYRE NOT EVEN STOPPING LMAOOOO
Anyway, new poll will be up soon
Rust Islands, Kophee23
Did I trick you guys? Did yall believe what I told Aarde to say?
Btw, The Orange Herald is out!
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.