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Region: OrangeJuice
IC: The Dazavian representatives enter the armored car and proceed towards the palace.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
After a silent five minute drive, the car stops and your door opens. You have arrived at the palace, a towering temple with banners and gold everywhere. Guards block every wall, and the entrance is blocked by a massive door, made of a strong, unknown material.
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
IC: The Dazavian representatives take a few moments to revel in the greatness of the palace before approaching the guards at the door. As they approach, Marlena Góral whispers, "I've seen photos of this place before, but it is much more majestic in person! It reminds me of the Pałac Rubinowy back home in Lublona."
Kophee23
(OOC sry for taking a while to respond)
IC: The car drives away as Dazavian reps get out, and a guard approaches them.
Im assuming you are here representing Dazavia?
Dazavia
OOC: It's all good!
IC: "Yes, this is Minister of Foreign Relations Marlena Góral and I am President Kosma Kobus."
Kophee23
IC: The guard bows.
Come with me. Her Empress is inside.
The guard walks you to the door, which opens to a narrow hall. They walk you through some hallways, leading into a massive room. The roof reflects the sky and there are rows of benches with desks (like the US house of reps building). At the end of the room an elegantly dressed woman sits in a chair, discussing papers with her assistants.
Dazavia
OOC: man I completely missed this entire thing and I can't think of a good way to introduce Southeast Aarde into the rp anymore
Kophee23, Dazavia
Also OOC: Its fine. The jet just landed in Aarde, so you can have your reps get in.
Dazavia
OOC: k thanks
IC: the Southeast Aardian president boards the jet, and the door closes behind her.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia
AFTER A LONG WEEK OF LATE NIGHTS, HILDZAH HAS AWOKEN FROM THEIR FIRST SLUMBER IN A WEEK, GRACIOUSLY GREETING THE DOORS OF THE ABSOLUTELY FREE WEEKEND!
Translation: I just woke up and I'm still sleep deprived
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
IC: The jet takes off, landing in Kophee23 22 minutes later. The door opens, and an armored car pulls up.
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
IC: the ride to the Imperial Palace is silent except for the sound of passing traffic. President Turner looks out the window, observing the Kopheean scenery.
Kophee23, Dazavia
IC: The representatives thank the guard and turn to approach the Empress. "Greetings, Your Majesty. I am President Kosma Kobus of Dazavia, and this is the Dazavian Minister of Foreign Relations, Marlena Góral. I do hope this is not a troublesome time for the meeting. We would not want to interrupt important business."
Kophee23
IC: A car pulls up in front of the Imperial Palace, and President Turner steps out, silently admiring the grand building from below. The guards approach her.
OOC: just realized I have a bedhead but I'm too lazy to go fix my hair so whatever.
Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah
She looks up.
Kosma! Welcome. You are the first to arrive. Please, take a seat. When representatives from all of Orangia come, we will begin. For now, would you like a drink?
Dazavia
OOC: I feel like playing out the part about how Hildzah flies on planes and goes on cars is a waste of time because the dictator really doesn't say anything, so I am just going to skip to the part where he arrives.
IC: A few minutes later, Dictator Aled Grant arrives and glances at the Imperial Palace. He is impressed at its beauty but doesn't say anything.
OOC: i'm so bad at formal roleplay i overthink everything
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
The guards usher her towards a grand door, which opens when they walk up to it. They guide her through many hallways, until the reach the meeting room. (Imagine the inside of the US house of reps building, but the ceiling looks like the sky.) Dazavian reps are there, and so is Kiya, who turns to Turner.
Oh, it looks like she is here already! Come take a seat. I was just about to get Kosma a drink, would you like one?
Dazavia
"Sorry, I don't drink. But water would be fine."
OOC: Hildzah this is my first time with this type of genre so i'm overthinking everything too lmao
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah
OOC: Its fine, most here are new.
IC: Guards step up to him, grumbling about how the reps just come one after another. The guard guides Aled through halls to the room, (read the past posts for the vague description) where reps from Dazavia and Aarde are standing, and Kiya turns to you.
Ah, welcome. Do you want a drink? I believe we are only waiting an Rust Islands reps and Cerosophevolenaia reps.
Republic Of Potato, Dazavia
Kiya gets you water in a golden glass, rimmed with jewels.
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OOC: Just realized I never replied to this so here we are. Oops...
IC: President Kanter will send Potatoan representatives over to the Imperial Palace, as he still has business in Republic of Potato. While the summit at the Imperial Palace takes place, he will be meeting with his Public Safety minister to decide on a recent issue.
Kophee23
A luxury jet flies to The Republic of Republic of Potato, armored car, guards, hallways, blah blah blah. Fine if I skip that?
After getting Turner a glass of water, Kiya turns to you. Welcome! It seems almost everyone is here. Take a seat. Want a drink?
OOC: OMG THIS IS SO FORMAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
OOC again: I was gonna submit this but then had to go downstairs to get water so now this comment is gonna be sent out late
IC: Turner thanks her and shifts her focus to the door at the end of the room where the rest of the representatives would be coming.
Kophee23
You can skip it
The representatives exchange looks, as if sending some sort of code to each other. "We're fine. Thank you for having us." They take their seats and wait for the other nations to arrive.
Kophee23
Kiya Khalil-Ya sits in her chair, looking at the reps from the four nations (OOC ATLA ahaha) currently here, and sighs. This will be a long wait.
Cerosophevolenaia
OOC: everyone speedran going to the summit while I was gone, huh.
IC: King Haynes II arrives at the summit.
edit: First post on page 14
Kophee23, Dazavia
OOC: dream speed run music starts playing
IC: As King Haynes arrives, Kiya smiles.
Just one more person now. Do you want a drink?
OOC: hope its fine I skipped the beginning, this wont be too formal
Dazavia
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, can...uh...wait, I forgot...
...but when the world needed him most, he disappeared.
Kophee23, Dazavia
Yes!
IC: "Sure, I'll have a drink. Do you have any options? Nothing comes to mind."
OOC: Yeah it's fine haha
Kophee23
ffdsdsdfsdfesfedsfsewfwafesrgrfd
Kophee23
I agree!
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I have vodka, beer, water, coffee, tea, milk, really anything you want. Just ask, Ill have it fetched for you.
"I'll have a coffee, thanks." Haynes II takes a seat and crosses one leg over the other. The summit is waiting on the Rust Islands.
Kophee23
Kiya orders a servant to bring a cup of coffee, which comes in a golden-jewel chalice.
**SIPS WATER**
Kophee23
so um.
what is everyone doing?
Kophee23
Eating potatoes
Kophee23
*GASP* UNBELIEVABLE!
Don't play with your food! And also don't play with your money! But in Potatoan standards those two are the same thing.
You also shouldn't eat money!
Kophee23, Hildzah
Muahahahahaha
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23
Attention OJ! I just posted a new dispatch that k need help with. So while you are waiting for Rust Islands to come to the heckling summit, copy/paste my dispatch into docs and edit it. We need you! Testlandia has a great list of dispatch things if you need it.
We just banned homosexuality. The goal was to decrease our civil rights, but it didn't really work and instead boosted our religiousness????????
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hah! Now I may not come to your country, no? I WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO SPREAD THE GAY
-Probably some guy
Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Here's my fun edit. (pasted from docs)
Roses are red/violets are blue/we welcome you to OrangeJuice!
Whether or not you are a new NationStates player, we will work towards making OrangeJuice the best region for your nation!
We strive to make this a wonderful, supporting community, and we would love for you to be a part of it!
At the bottom of this dispatch there will be a list of links you need/rules of the region/and all other sorts of things.
We specialize in rhymes/you can join us anytime/we have a great roleplay/you can join in anyday.
Well beat your old region by a mile/We surely hope you stay a while/Hope these bars are good for you/we welcome you to OrangeJuice.
Enjoy your stay or come back later/Um...toilet paper!
Kophee23, Hildzah
I am hereby editing your edit!
Roses are red/violets are blue/we welcome you to OrangeJuice!
Whether or not you are a new NationStates player, we will work towards making OrangeJuice the best region for your nation.
Our goal is to make this a wonderful, supporting community, and we would love for you to be a part of it!
At the bottom of this dispatch there will be a list of links you need/rules of the region/and all other sorts of things.
We specialize in rhyme/you can join us anytime/we have a great roleplay/you can stop by on Wednesday/Well beat your old region by a mile/We do hope you will stay a while/Hope these bars are good for you/we welcome you to OrangeJuice/Enjoy your stay or come back later/Um...toilet paper!
Kophee23
Omg I love it, Ive been thinking about redoing the regional factbook, and I might add the factbook to this or add this to the factbook. Love it
Southeast Aarde
"Of course, thank you for your hospitality. What choices do you have?" Kosma says. Marlena orders some water.
Kophee23
Anything you want I can get.
Dazavia
"Well, I had a meal before my departure, so I think for now I will have some Kopheean tea. I've heard great things about it, but have never tried it myself." he replies.
"Ah, our famous tea. The proper preparation would take a while, but it will serve as a great way to pass the time until Rust Island's reps come here."
Kiya begins making the tea herself, a long and complex process. As she does she explains how the proper preparation tea in Kophee23 teaches children discipline, and shows respect.
(OOC: Kandfaroi, I cannot get on discord right now, if you could inform rust that a RP is waiting on them I would appreciate it.)
Dazavia
OOC: I DMed them, hopefully they respond soon. In the meantime, perhaps there could be a discussion between Kosma and Kiya on the topic of the meeting or international relations?
Kophee23
Kiya gives you a warm cup of tea.
"This cup, although not gold or jeweled, is extremely valuable. It is the last cup from the founder of Kophee23's set."
She walks back and sits in her chair.
"You have all been gathered here to speak about a subject I will reveal when Rust Islands reps arrive, but in the mean time there is another topic I believe we should discuss. I believe we should talk about space. Now, nobody quite has the technology to get there yet, the jets that flew you here are the newest technology internationally, but what if we could reach the stars? As technology advances an entire meeting will be dedicated to the subject, but I want your opinions on space diplomacy right now."
Dazavia
OOC: I wanna join the discord but the link is "invalid", guys help
Kophee23, Dazavia
Huh. Could it be cuz your mom blocked discord?
No because I'm using a different device entirely
Kophee23
Hm
maybe your invite link expired
I believe it was put to never expire, but Ill see.
Southeast Aarde
just spent like 30 minutes on a drawing only for progress to reset because I made a mistake and couldn't undo
i hate digital art i
Kophee23
Use kleki
Southeast Aarde
Funny you should say!
...that's exactly what I used
Kophee23
????? You can go back with kleki
Southeast Aarde
Even if you reloaded the site? I had no idea! Oh, wait!
Kophee23
Why would you reload the site
Southeast Aarde
i didn't. i ran out of battery
Kophee23
I'll fix the link wait a sec
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Discord link should be fixed now!
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
Thank you!
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
IC: Kosma takes a sip of the tea. "Thank you for this tea, it is delectable." He takes a chair from nearby and sits down as well. "Space is certainly an interesting place. We know very little about it as of now, but I feel that soon technology will be advanced enough to that point. In fact, some of the best Dazavian scientists have been working on this very subject. We plan to create a rocket like the ones used by the militaries of Orangia that can go far up into the atmosphere and potentially into orbit. It will be manned by an astronaut, which is a fancy little word which comes from the ancient Dazavian word astrona, meaning stars, and the ancient Amvetican word nautes, meaning sailor. Once the rocket gets to its target altitude, it will take readings of the conditions of the area as well as some pictures of outer space. Of course, this is still an early prototype, and it will still take some time to be completed. All of this information will be revealed to the world later today by the Dazavian Aeronautics Initiative. So you picked just the right topic!" He chuckles a bit before continuing. "I'd like to extend the offer of a space alliance between Dazavia and Kophee23, which will propel research and scientific advancement in the field and help humanity to reach space quicker. Of course, this is something that you are certainly allowed to contemplate on and discuss with your advisors if you wish, and likely something that can be formalised after the meeting."
OOC: Amvetica is basically this world's Roman Empire, just with Greek culture and language instead of Latin.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
OOC: Southeast Aarde gives Kophee23 a TRADING CARD!
This is not a BRIBE!
My main account is actually in the top 1% of nations in terms of trading card collections value: Farokand
Southeast Aarde
will Rust Islands pls hurry up
Dazavia
Also Fargon Island, Rust Island and Feya Island all have a population of 9M, but Rust Islands has...204M?? Someone please do the math for me
Southeast Aarde
Yeah, because they founded Rust Islands later. Their roleplay populations are probably different, since we don't use NS stats.
Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
How interesting! I think that I will accept the space alliance offer, and we can make it official at a later date. I am interested in the potential of space colonies. A Dazavian-Kopheean space, er, station of some sort would launch us farther towards our ambitions. I will begin researching life in space, as survival would obviously be key in civilization.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Though I suppose we can't really accurately calculate RP population yet since the map isn't finished.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Agh!
Kandfaroi
?
Kophee23
Argh!
Kandfaroi
ARGHH!!
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Im in a hotel!!!
Rp wise, what nation has the largest population? Because the largest nation is Kandfaroi, largest RP nation is rust islands or potato, and im a massive empire
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah
Well, until we get the map we can't quite predict what our territories will look like, but you are definitely first. After that, probably either me or Potato, and it's close. I don't think Rust Islands can fit that many people onto their islands unless they have a lot of big ones.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Post self-deleted by Kophee23.
Just logged on, did I miss anything
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23
just got an issue that includes (sin2(x) + cos2(x))(e2ln10)x guys please help
Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
IC: Whilst waiting for the Rust Islands reps, Kiya addresses Potatoan reps.
What business is President Kanter attending to, if I may ask?
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
IC: "As representatives, we are not allowed to disclose too much information, but recently, some of the nation's free-roaming dinosaurs have attacked the capital city and have injured the citizens there. President Kanter is meeting with his Public Safety minister to decide where and how much to spend on safety and recovery efforts, while the police force contains the dinosaurs and moves them back to the deserts and forest. As the Republic of Potato values the well-being of its citizens above all, the president has sent us in his place, though I'm sure that if this whole ordeal had been more timely, he would have came in person."
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Ive heard of your dinosaurs. Very similar to dragons, no?
Kandfaroi
Republic Of Potato just gave Kophee23 a trading card of Cute Pandassssssssssss!
Kophee23
I saw
Republic Of Potato
"Yes, and our research finds that some of them were even related to dragons in the past; I personally found this a shocking revelation myself!"
OOC: hudhdhudsihsuhhujshjefshjkfdhjksfehfhlssfih hudfhuifhfduhjdfhjdfhfehfu kadsjidsjidfsijefiiuu poespofjidfsd
Kophee23
GUYS WE SHOULD ALL GIFT Rust Islands A BUNCH OF TRADING CARDS SO THAT WHEN THEY FINALLY COME BACK FROM THE DEAD THEY'LL SEE A BUNCH OF RANDOM AHH TRADING CARDS AT THEIR DOORSTEP
Rust Islands, Kophee23
I'm gonna do it now
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Southeast Aarde thanks for the random cards you just sent me for no apparent reason
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
hehehe
Kophee23
So we will start elections when the region grows, but check out todays poll
Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
any of us could rig that with alts ;)))
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
OH GOD PLEASE NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kophee23
well uhhh
...January anyone?
Kophee23
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Written by Refuge Isle.