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Region: OrangeJuice
go vote https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=197501
Republic Of Potato you go vote too https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=197501
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23
I don't know how to continue this conversation due to my lack of social skills, so I'm just going to mention a bunch of nations. Republic Of Potato Rust Islands Hildzah Kophee Kophee23 Yaoyan Southeast Aarde
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23
hello
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I'm proud of you.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Tragically, a homeless Schrattian man was crushed to death in a garbage truckÂ’s compactor after falling asleep in a dumpster.
Kophee23
mention me for a schratt coin
Cantilia, Kophee23
Cantilia, Kophee23
+1SC
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Are you guys related in any way?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No I don't think so
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
He supplies the potatoes for the BungerBarn
Cantilia, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The homeless men are. The family profile has a profound amount of deaths via garbage truck compactor.
Republic Of Potato, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Hildzah
I have no correlation to this issue whatsoever
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
BROOOOO my english teacher doesn't know how to grade
Kophee23
ive got everything turned in and i have a 57%
Kophee23
k.
k
be careful there
Cantilia
That sucks
i knoww
k
Huzzah, I have awakened from the dead
Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
You've only been gone 2 days though
Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
And the Rust Island capital uses the German word for Rust, Feya Island's is the only one that doesn't mean anything
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
what is the past and future tense of drining
Cantilia, Southeast Aarde
Well that uh it was just a uh
DHUHUSIHDUHDSJ
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
past tensed: drined
future tense: drine
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Thanks!
This is a great jiohohu
So if I drug someone with a lot of OJ and I wanted to say something about his drining i would say
"Yo, he's gonna be so confused when he drines"
Cantilia, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
Yes.
Southeast Aarde
Can I suggest a new word to define?
Try "Daslslsp"
Quick question yall:
Welcome to Orangejuice! We are glad youÂ’re here! Take a look around, grab a beer. I hope you stay a while though, because I could not bear to see you go. Soon we will have offsite forums working, I hope these rhymes keep you smirking. WeÂ’ll make a map and a roleplay section, come drop in for a session! Join in with regional politics, and help with things we need to fix. We have some clubs and guilds for you, and you can even start one too! Below youÂ’ll find all the stuff you need, or you can ask questions on the RMB! Now this paragraph's coming to an end, so join the fun and make some friends.
or
Welcome to Orangejuice!
We are glad youÂ’re here! Take a look around, grab a beer.
I hope you stay a while though, because I could not bear to see you go.
Soon we will have offsite forums working, I hope these rhymes keep you smirking.
WeÂ’ll make a map and a roleplay section, come drop in for a session!
Join in with regional politics, and help with things we need to fix.
We have some clubs and guilds for you, and you can even start one too!
Below youÂ’ll find all the stuff you need, or you can ask questions on the RMB!
Now this poem's coming to an end, so join the fun and make some friends.
OR
Welcome to Orangejuice!
We are glad youÂ’re here!
Take a look around, grab a beer.
I hope you stay a while though,
Because I could not bear to see you go.
Soon we will have offsite forums working,
I hope these rhymes keep you smirking.
WeÂ’ll make a map and a roleplay section,
Come drop in for a session!
Join in with regional politics,
And help with things we need to fix.
We have some clubs and guilds for you,
And you can even start one too!
Below youÂ’ll find all the stuff you need,
Or you can ask questions on the RMB!
Now this poem's coming to an end,
So join the fun and make some friends.
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Cantilia, Rust Islands
a 3
Rust Islands
How many of you are of the Schrattianistic faith?
Cantilia, Kophee23
ME!
Southeast Aarde
Great! Have you sacrificed your least favorite child to show your undying faith to the rat deity?
Cantilia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Of course, I have killed all of them!
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
My people are of various faiths, and I do not plan on taking away the freedom of which they have fought so hard to maintain from the barbaric colonizers of the east. They have earned the right to believe anything they want, be it Schrattianistic or another religion.
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Why do none of ye want to know who JOHN is?
Southeast Aarde
my people are not allowed such freedoms. They exist upon my land and I allow them to do so. They should be thankful I allow them just to be.
Cantilia, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
brilliant! Would you mind if you were to be granted audience with Schratt himself?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Why, I lacked the social skills to bring it up!
The Nasty Patty
Mind? I would welcome it!
Ah! Fantastic! It has been scheduled for the 6th! Mark your calendar!
Kophee23
Good afternoon inhabitants of Orangejuice! I am Resilience Charter's Head of Defense and Foreign Affairs. I salute and welcome you to look round our region and even conjoin if you would be so pleasured to do so! We do not emphasize many laws, but we do obtain a few!
1. DO WHAT RUSSCHRATT SAYS
2. Praise our wonderful flag! (It does not at all look like a knock off of sweden, stfu)
3. Schrattphobia WILL NOT BE TOLERATED WHATSOEVER!
Things to do:
-Sojourn to the temple of our holy and magnifying Schratt!
-Read the communication engraved in stone or what more modern weaker countries call the "Region Message Board". I promise there will be some humorous remarks and phrases that you could possibly find entertaining.
-Drop into our most popular dining establishment, The BungerBarn, home to the BungerBurger, The Concoction, Mouse Kabobs, and more! Run by enslaved immigrants! You can find the menu here. 🔻 https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1845332
-SC stands for Schratt coins, our regions main currency, made from gold stolen from the most ferocious of dragon-rats with the
supposed face of our dive rat-god Schratt The Mighty. These may be obtained by begging on the cold streets or illegal bartering!
-To the south is the humble abode of Timothy the Bear #2! He can show you around if you would like! Some of you may wonder why he is # 2. The first Timothy turned out to be a savage horrific cannibal that mauls liberals and anyone who came within 25 yards of him. He was put down and his ghost can be occasionally seen dwelling in the catacombs, lurking around the corner, and munching on sugared-spiderwebs from time to time.
That reminds me!
-A little west of the Ghost of Timmy's favorite dwelling spot lives our recently-hired regional therapist! He was a cute little piggy until one day was brought to the slaughterhouse thinking he was to receive a special treat. Tommy the Pig, also known as Tom, now is a spirit who utilizes his traumatic experiences to relate to others through therapy. Both emotional and spiritual. His calming dark shack can be found easily, all you must do is walk into the woods and start thinking of betreyal and you will be led right to the front porch. He has 12 siblings including a millionare baker and a petifile. Ask him for a snickerdoodle!
-The woods fade into the forest of fall, which has only one season the whole year and only inhabitants are the Dominion of Spooky People. Enjoy cider, hay rides, pumpkin carving, costume competitions and everynight, a giant haunted house. Citizens report seeing real werewolves and vampires but there has not been much discussion because of mysterious reason only concerning Spooky themselves.
-In the town of bewilderment lives Im confused, who always seems to have the same look on there face no matter what.
-There are many other nations and places we could name but we only have so much holy ink.
-Last but 100% not least, is the castle of our beloved Lord Jerm of Russchratt! The population has only seen glimpses of it through steel bars and the rows of slaves *COUGH COUGH* SERVANTS carrying things to and from the inside. Surrounding it are multiple marble and gold statues of rats and one of the most common forms of The All Mighty Schratt.
Russchratt, Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
This region is kinda suspicious...
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hey, who let you go over here?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Both of you need to go home, now. I didn't give either of you permission to leave.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
New flag
Southeast Aarde
Ah, how the memes of this nation all stemmed lmao
I didnt even ask them to make this and it is the single best thing ive read on here
Southeast Aarde
Fire Fexxecs just sent me a telegram and they only wrote "hi". Nothing else, nope 💀
Ethensia, Kandfaroi
Hello Everyone!
Kandfaroi, Videncedt
HI1!
Ethensia
Can I jump into the RP?
Ethensia, Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Sure!
Ethensia, Kandfaroi, Sciqinic
That's okay. I lack the social skills to stop those little candy machines that take quarters in Walmart from spilling out hundreds of square-shaped fruit candies onto the floor.
I wrote a whole thing and posted it, ate dinner, came back and apparently it didnÂ’t go through 🤦🏻♀️
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Ouch. Check your history browsing history, try to find the point that you posted/were writing it. Might still be saved.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Sciqinic
Dang dictatorship much lolll
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
*says the theocracy with almost no freedom*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
I canÂ’t allow them to leave, or else I will have no one to control. Nobody to create new regions with, nobody to invade with- wait did I say that out loud?
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
You can't much invade by yourself. You need other people that are in the WA.
Farokandi Armed Forces, Kophee23
Uh, how did you know about the others?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Common Rustic knowledge.
Kandfaroi, Farokandi Armed Forces, Kophee23
This is worrying. (We've been compromised, over.)
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
You said that on the same radio frequency you're talking to me on. Who exactly are you talking to now?
Kandfaroi, Farokandi Armed Forces, Kophee23
No one you need concern yourself with.
(Blast this modified walkie talkie radioÂ…)
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
I like your style. If you ever need help in any invasion just message me.
Kandfaroi, Farokandi Armed Forces, Kophee23
WeÂ’ve been so active, I got on this account after almost exactly 24 hours from the last time k was on, and we had like literally seven more pages.
Rust Islands, Kophee23
I just tried to edit the factbook, just added a few words, but it said the proposed factbook was too long. The sentence I added isnÂ’t important and doesnÂ’t need to be there, but we should consider how to make it shorter to fit stuff in later. Maybe we need to retire our rhyme? Do spoilers work? I should be on discord later today if you want to discuss there, or here on the RMB I should be on all day.
Also, new flag! ItÂ’s just a filler as IÂ’m making my real new one, which should be made by the end of the day. IÂ’m trying to differentiate Kophee and Kophee23.
Rust Islands
Also, as I have been keeping up with the Wintreath forums, a post by Wintermoot has made me think more about the government structure of OJ. Later tonight, as IÂ’m on discord, I think it would be a good time to discuss with you, as I would obviously appreciate your input.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
I went from the most primitive in the region and very high in the world to the last in the region and very low in the world.
At first this nation was supposed to be a bunch of primitive tribes, then I decided I wanted it to be cyberpunk.
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
RP tech wise, I believe the region is around the 1940s right now. I said in an RP post that “the latest technology is the jets that flew you here.” Jets were made 1939, and since I’m assuming bombs exist in this world, atomic bomb made 1942 IRL, I think we are around mid 40s. Not that that is a permanent thing. Sci-Fi tech will come up eventually, and discussion about space has already begun between Dazavia and Kophee.
IC: After waiting a few minutes (OOC 2.5 days), Kiya sighs.
“I’ll ask again. Shall it be legal to use dragons in war?”
Kandfaroi, Dazavia
We could use the poem as the welcome telegram for when people join, then we could use the rest of the space for lots of other cool and, like the kids say, dank, things.
Common OJ W.
IC: "I think that no matter what, some psychotic warmongering unwanted lunatic will use them as weapons. I say that if you use dragons during war, then it's a declaration of war against all that is neutral in our world, and everybody should be compelled to then declare war on whoever decided to bring dragons into human politics." The Fargon Island representative looks at (LEADER NAME), walks next to him and whispers something in his ear.
"Unless," (LEADER NAME) continues as if the representative didn't say anything to him, "Of course, the dragons in question willingly agreed to help the humans in their war effort." He pauses for a moment, thinking, "So overall, it should be illegal, unless the dragons volunteer."
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Kophee, Videncedt
IC:
“I think that is fair. Any objections?”
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Dazavia, Videncedt
Page 40 Rust Islands
I have taken it out of the WFE. I sent it to Orangejuice Owner because itÂ’s my alt and IÂ’ll keep it there to copy/paste it into the welcome TG soon, but for now we should figure out a good WFE.
Rust Islands
Reminder that March 10th is the day we observe the tragic death of Scrappy Doo. He was gunned down by the Apple Juice Cartel in the streets of San Antonio, Texas after nearly uncovering their operations.
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Applejuice tastes good too!
Kandfaroi, whatÂ’s up with this new region?
Kandfaroi
The post by Nasty Patty above inspired me to make it (plus I came up with it as another planet)
Kophee23
OkayÂ… I just donÂ’t see why we would need it. I like the idea of another planet, but if RP is the only reason then having an entire region for one planet feels like it would just poach members. IÂ’m not necessarily completely against the idea, but how about you put it on password until further discussion?
Kandfaroi
Oh I didnÂ’t realize it didnÂ’t have a password. I just made it for fun.
Kophee23
Cool. Although, Appelia is a great idea. Another planetÂ
Kandfaroi
*thinks in colonizer*
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23
Are we still going to discuss this or is that for later?
Kophee23
I canÂ’t on Discord because my laptop died and I donÂ’t have discord on my phone, but we can here.
Kandfaroi
Kandfaroi IÂ’m back on Discord
Kandfaroi
NVM, had to get off again. Might be able to talk here a bit longer, but my parents want me to get off.
Kandfaroi
I COMMAND THEE KNEEL TO MASTER
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
How about I didn't?
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
*flashbacks to the time our islands tried to get colonized*
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
When you click on the discord, it says Inferno has invited you to join OrangeJuice NS. How do we make it look like this, where it says You have been invited to join OrangeJuice NS and gives the amount online?
https://discord.com/invite/V77hpFE
I mean this should work https://discord.com/invite/V77hpFE
If it doesn't then idk lol
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
ThatÂ’s WintreathÂ
Kandfaroi
I copied your invite to see what you meant lmao, didn't realize I had posted it there too
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
Alright so Orangian and Rutacean aren't going to be chosen, and it doesn't look like OJ Talk or Blubble Blabble will be either.
The Nasty Patty and Republic Of Potato, do you guys want to switch your votes?
Kophee23
Then your family gets Colombian Neckties while you watch
LetÂ’s not get violent on here
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