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Kophee23
My puppet storage: Farokandi Armed Forces and that isn't even all of my alts :)
Kophee23, Dazavia
ok I'm not actually voting march lol
Kophee23
I voted December because the new roles could be effective Jan 1st so every term is exactly a year
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde
Yeah
Southeast Aarde
Post self-deleted by Rust Islands.
Why did yall give me cards im so confused
What did i miss while i was gone for not even 2 days
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
It's too late for this. (Currently 11:10 PM)
I'll talk to you all tomorrow.
somebody catch me up on what happened in a telegram please
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
We have been waiting on you for an RP! Read all the past RMB posts!
Kandfaroi
will do
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
(RP)
As usual, the three representatives of the Islands of Rust and the leader of the country arrive in a state they call "a normal Tuesday". They supposedly had a run-in with a gang of bandits on the way to the Imperial Palace, but had them swiftly dealt with.
This, of course, was a lie. They went to the wrong address and ended up at the Imperial Palace of Palestine, where they were went on trial against the country because they had violated the countries strict "no barging into our palace unannounced and claiming that you are here to speak of the dragon policy" law.
They were found innocent on the grounds of being mentally unwell for court.
"So... what did we miss?" The unnamed leader asks as if his suit wasn't missing both arms and half of torso, revealing his stained white shirt underneath that looks like it was clawed by a bear.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Kiya looks toward them.
“Not much, we’ve been waiting for you. Here, take a seat. We should be ready to start.”
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
"Thank you, thank you," The man says, and all four of them attempt to sit on the chair at the same time. It does not work. The three island representatives decide to stand behind him instead.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Kiya masks a giggle by drinking a glass of water, but ends up choking on it instead. After sending the water away, she stands up.
“You have all been gathered today to discuss a topic that we are all familiar with. I would like to propose an international Draconic Protection Act that unifies our nations in the noble act of protecting the holy creatures that share the land we call home. I now invite you all to begin discussion, so we may come to an agreement on the terms of this document. I would appreciate your suggestions on the policies that it would put in to place.”
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
The Fargon Island Rep. looks at you skeptically, "This law will only affect dragons, no? Will it effect any sub-species that are... unique?"
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
“We have many more species of dragons than who were originally found. This law will likely have a section dedicated to domestic dragons, although most of it will address wild dragons. Why, is there something you are hiding?”
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
Kosma begins, "Dazavia has passed a law to protect all species of dragons internationally and not just local species, which should be a clause of the Draconic Protection Act to-" He is abruptly interrupted by his phone ringing. "Apologies, I must take this. It's from the Department of Environmental Protections." he explains as he stands up and steps aside. When he returns, he states, "It appears the act has been amended following a motion by Jolanta Warta, and it now covers and protects all draconic creatures, instead of just dragons. This is in fact something I was going to bring before you all today, as some draconic species are more endangered than most dragons. The use of the term draconic creatures covers not only dragons but also wyverns, hydras, wyrms, and many more that are related to but not the same as dragons. In conclusion, that is what this law should cover, as inferred by the title."
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
He coughs, "No, no..."
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Dazavia
“Okay. Well, I think we can begin discussing the contents of this document. I suggest that first we make hunting draconic creatures illegal. Any objections?”
Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
“None here.”
Kandfaroi, Kophee23
The leader of the Rust Islands spins his chair around, and then he and the three reps. of the islands talk amongst themsevles for a few seconds before the leader turns around again and says, "I have been told that Feya counts alligators and crocs as 'draconic', and I would like to say that I think that they should stay out of this alltogether as they are a seperate enough species to not need this document to protect them. Otherwise, we agree."
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
“Good point. We could make section at the end of the document defining the word draconic as used in the document.”
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
'Yes, that seems like a good idea."
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
I think they have three big ones and a bunch of small ones, but idk
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Three big ones for sure, but other than that I haven't thought about it all that much. I know I want to do something for the government itself (like a sand island desolate of life that leads to some bunker, or an above-ground military base). I think I might do something in the Rusty Sea. Maybe a whole bunch of smaller islands connected by manmade bridges. Maybe not.
Maybe I could do something that sort of looks like a spiderweb, that would be cool.
TL;DR: Haven't decided other than the three main islands. Anything added after that wouldn't add much population anyway.
Rust Island population: Around 304 thousand.
Feya Island population: Around 95 thousand.
Fargon Island population: Unknown (estimated at about 25-50 thousand).
Kophee23, Dazavia
The OJ Dictionary is the #26 dispatch overall right now.
Second best dispatch I've had in a year, which is nice.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Hmmm... Actually, I think I'll just send in a Glaark.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
The The The The Of Of Of Of The of
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
I have been laughing at this for way too long
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
lmao just made up for my sleep deprivation by sleeping 14 hours to awake and reap the chaos I had sowed the night before
clarification: I was behind the card thing and it went exactly as planned because you are confused. Hehehehehe
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
I missed this entire thing
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah
So did I
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
IC: King Haynes, who was sipping his coffee, suddenly slams it down. To everyone's surprise, all of the coffee lands back in the cup. He says, "Actually, according to Cerosophevolenaian law, the hunting and killing of dragons is legal. Their hide is used for armor, and their wings are actually growing popular in certain areas as more and more of them are being served in restaurants. To suddenly ban them would surely outrage Cerosophevolanaian citizens. We already have certain secluded and nationally protected areas preserved for dragons, so I believe we should just open more of those to protect draconic creatures instead."
OOC: It took all my soul not to make an Ace Attorney reference with the coffee.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah
IC: the Potatoan representatives look at the coffee and back at each other apparently stunned. Whether this is because King Haynes is against the protection of dragons or because of the coffee remains unknown.
OOC: Objection! Hold it!
Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
Love how 2/3 of this is now about the coffee
Kophee23, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
IC: As the Fargon Island Representative looks at you with their mouth hanging open, the representative of Feya Island states, "If you want to be such a barbaric country, then by all means, let the endangered species of argentum spicati draconis go extinct."
Kophee23, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
“Our research shows that since the discovery of dragons, 53% of the species is dead. We must ban hunting. We in Kophee23 also use their resources, but only humanly kill them. Letting anyone kill them is disgusting.”
Dazavia
IC: "If we have special spaces to preserve the dragons, they won't go extinct, will they? This way, we can hunt dragons and the dragons get to keep their face on the planet. I'll think about banning the killing of dragons, but even so, the public distrust I would get if I banned it without warning would be absolutely outrageous."
OOC: I'm not actually on board with killing dragons but I thought there would be no point to the rp if everyone went along with everything so I'm sorry, also I'll stop resisting the anti-poaching thing if you want to get this done quickly 😔
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
OOC: Don't stop! I think it's quite interesting what you're doing here.
Kophee23, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
IC: Suriya stands up, very clearly upset.
"I'm sorry, but to put it simply, how can you treat this matter so lightly? I'm sure you already know that dragons have their own lives. To allow anyone to kill them and just trap the others in a closed space to "preserve" them is blatantly cruel. I say you disregard your public face and allow them to roam freely. If you want more money going to your government, issue a fine of a few thousand goodmen to any dragon-killers. I wouldn't object to that. But the poaching of dragons? Legal?" she stumbles over her words a little bit, like a person does when they're angry and doesn't know how to continue their angry talk. "What are you thinking?"
OOC: "The poaching of dragons? Legal?" *huh-dhdsusd-it-* [visible confusion] "What are you thinking-"
Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
OOC: The coffee
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia
OOC: okay can we move on from The Coffee
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia
Post self-deleted by Rust Islands.
Rust Islands FOUND IT! Here's a bunch of pre-existing ones that we can add to.
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Dazavia
These are good!
Republic Of Potato, if you could give me an overview of these dragons so I can add them to the dispatch that would be amazing!
Republic Of Potato
Alright I'll do it sometime this week or in the future. Most likely today or tomorrow.
Rust Islands
IÂ’ve already started this
just combine everything into one
Kophee23
Kiya stands up.
“King, do you have any children?”
The king looks at her, confused.
"Yes, I do. Why?"
OOC: I love and hate this at the same time.
Kophee23, Dazavia
OOC\' GUYS I JUST WANT TO PULL YOU ASIDE FOR A MOMENT TO SAY
I -- WE -- UM
WE JUST GOT AN ISSUE THAT ALLOWS US TO RUN A SPACE PROGRAM
WE'RE NOW IN THE SPACE RACE
okay it says this on our page lol
"the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed."
I love it so much yESsSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Rust Islands, Kophee23
“Imagine some primitive, weak society legalizing the hunting of your children. They hunt them and rip them limb from limb. They wear their skin and carve their bones. They trap them in confined spaces for their ‘safety’ and trade an enslave them. These are your children. Every time a dragon flies through the sky, every time you see a draconian, imagine that is your child. Think about how in your world, they would be brutally tortured when they land. Do you really want this world? Do you? Imagine their blood being bottled for necklaces and their skin being made into coats. DO YOU WANT THIS?!?!”
Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
King Haynes flinches.
"No," he mutters quietly. "I suppose I do not."
OOC: Okay, so I'm saying OOC a lot lately, but when I typed "I suppose" in that last sentence I accidentally pressed T instead of E. "I suppost". I mean what. Where art thy spelling prowess? Thou must have no ability to type correctly if you...wait, no...if it your...uh...
Kophee23, Dazavia
the dictator has been listening quietly this whole time and he will continue not to say anything until he objects to something someone says
aled is a man of few words
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
"Actually," The representative of Feya Island starts, "In some of the less governed areas of my island, cannibalism is quite common," he states, as if it were as normal as flying underwater inside-out while eating two bananas. "I mean," he starts to undo his suit buttons, although there are only two left, "I guess the bone-carving part is a bit of a staple in our society," he says as he reveals a bone dagger, which is probably made out of humans. "Don't worry! Nobody died to make this!" He says, stuttering a bit, "I mean, I guess somebody died for this, but they didn't die specifically for this! They died of natural causes. I mean that's what they said. Not the cannibals! Just the harvesters. Some people sell their body in their will and their family gets the money from it."
"I need to use the bathroom," He says, and then proceeds to leave. He doesn't know where the bathroom is.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
Would you like to continue the documentation or should I?
Kophee23
Kiya sits down.
“Um…”
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah
Suriya sighs and continues to drink water, then realizes there is no more water. "Could I get a refill on this?"
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
This meeting is a complete meme and I'm living for it
Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
Update: Kophee23 will continue documentation.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
A servant comes in with a new glass and takes the used one.
Southeast Aarde, Hildzah
Dictator Aled's eyes are still on the door the Feya Island representative left through.
"Ahem," he says awkwardly, "Is anyone going to check on that guy? Is he still alive?"
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
The Rust Island Representative just shrugs, 'He'll find his way back. They have to live in a forest for about 6 months when they're growing up, so he has to have a good sense of directio-" Just as he says this, the Feya Island Representative falls from the ceiling. After few seconds he gets up and brushes himself off.
"I think I broke a bone," he says as he takes off the taters of his suit - which seems to to have gotten into an even worse condition - and pulls out his bone dagger, which is broken in half, "This was new, too!" He takes his place next to the other island representatives.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
Aled stares at him and back at Kiya with a look that says he is not very impressed.
OOC: ever since the Rust Islands got here I have been on the floor laughing and I think this is not good for me
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
OOC: Just came back to this lmao
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
Haha I just checked the poll and I can proudly say I was a December supporter since day one
Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
That means I'm doing my job correctly. Everybody could use a bit of comedy in their life, even at a... even at a meeting about dragon safety.
How did we get to dragons, exactly?
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
I saw your motto and loved it
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde
good news guys, I can correctly spell cersofeloveneiaai now
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
Hey
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
No freaking way
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde
I have ended the poll, as I think it is quite clear that elections will be in December
Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
Are the two connected in any way?
Southeast Aarde
uh uh um uh it uh
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
Muahahahahaha
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
This is legendary
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia
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Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah
awesome
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia
REPUBLIC OF POTATO used BANANA EAT! Its potassium levels rose sharply!
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia
Guys, this nation is 20 days old, and there are 20 pages in the RMB now. That means we go through 1 page per day. Which, frankly speaking, isn't a lot, but hey, we only have 17 nations, and it's more than The Glorious Nations of Iwaku goes through every day, so that's something.
Kophee23, Hildzah
Also we were like two pages through when you came. Some 400 person regions with active RMB get through a page every three days. We just RP a lot
Hildzah
I'm used to going through 1 page/month. This region is way more active than almost anything else I've been in. I only hope it stays that way.
(rp)
The three reps do a flip.
Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah
IC: “You are going to have to pay for that ceiling, reps. And we should get to writing this.”
Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah
IC: Suriya hands you a pen.
OOC: I accidentally sent this early oops
Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah
None of the reps say anything and glance at each other.
"We'll pay you when we get back. We spent all of the Rusty Coins we had on us on a new plane ticket after we bought the wrong one the first time."
Kophee23, Dazavia
Your currency is a potato.
Your national animal is a sentient potato.
What is the difference, besides the one being sentient? Do they have a seperate taste?
Are they still edible?
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia
Respond please IÂ’m boredÂ
Kandfaroi, Rust Islands
response
Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia
Yello
Rust Islands
How ya doin?
Kophee23
Okay, hbu?
Rust Islands
Content, just been laying in bed all day watching my dogs.
Pretty good for a Tuesday though.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23
In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:
**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**
We'll let you furnish the orange juice.
Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia
** eats table **
Republic Of Potato, Dazavia
Post self-deleted by Kophee23.
Sentient potatoes are a protected species due to widespread deforestation and the sentient potato is objectively juicier than the potato. The currency potato is not actually a potato, but a dollar made with mashed rotten potato.
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
OH MY GOD GUYS WAIT
OUR POPULATION LITERALLY JUST WENT TO 250M+ OVERNIGHT
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chipago is now our capital city. Some crazy weather they got over there ngl
Kophee23, Hildzah
that is so unfunny but i love it
Hildzah
I went to sleep at like 5AM and I just woke up. Man I love holidays
Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia
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