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Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:any of us could rig that with alts ;)))

My puppet storage: Farokandi Armed Forces and that isn't even all of my alts :)

Kophee23, Dazavia

ok I'm not actually voting march lol

Kophee23

Kandfaroi wrote:ok I'm not actually voting march lol

I voted December because the new roles could be effective Jan 1st so every term is exactly a year

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:I voted December because the new roles could be effective Jan 1st so every term is exactly a year

Yeah

Southeast Aarde

Post self-deleted by Rust Islands.

Why did yall give me cards im so confused

What did i miss while i was gone for not even 2 days

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

It's too late for this. (Currently 11:10 PM)

I'll talk to you all tomorrow.

somebody catch me up on what happened in a telegram please

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:Why did yall give me cards im so confused

What did i miss while i was gone for not even 2 days

Rust Islands wrote:It's too late for this. (Currently 11:10 PM)

I'll talk to you all tomorrow.

somebody catch me up on what happened in a telegram please

We have been waiting on you for an RP! Read all the past RMB posts!

Kandfaroi

Kophee23 wrote:We have been waiting on you for an RP! Read all the past RMB posts!

will do

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Kophee23 wrote:(RP/worldbuilding)

Kiya Khalil-Ya sends a letter to all of the world leaders, inviting them to the Imperial Palace in the capital of Kophee23 to talk together about the dragon situation.

(This will be more advanced RP, if you are new to RP, TG me)

(RP)

As usual, the three representatives of the Islands of Rust and the leader of the country arrive in a state they call "a normal Tuesday". They supposedly had a run-in with a gang of bandits on the way to the Imperial Palace, but had them swiftly dealt with.

This, of course, was a lie. They went to the wrong address and ended up at the Imperial Palace of Palestine, where they were went on trial against the country because they had violated the countries strict "no barging into our palace unannounced and claiming that you are here to speak of the dragon policy" law.

They were found innocent on the grounds of being mentally unwell for court.

"So... what did we miss?" The unnamed leader asks as if his suit wasn't missing both arms and half of torso, revealing his stained white shirt underneath that looks like it was clawed by a bear.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:(RP)

As usual, the three representatives of the Islands of Rust and the leader of the country arrive in a state they call "a normal Tuesday". They supposedly had a run-in with a gang of bandits on the way to the Imperial Palace, but had them swiftly dealt with.

This, of course, was a lie. They went to the wrong address and ended up at the Imperial Palace of Palestine, where they were went on trial against the country because they had violated the countries strict "no barging into our palace unannounced and claiming that you are here to speak of the dragon policy" law.

They were found innocent on the grounds of being mentally unwell for court.

"So... what did we miss?" The unnamed leader asks as if his suit wasn't missing both arms and half of torso, revealing his stained white shirt underneath that looks like it was clawed by a bear.

Kiya looks toward them.

“Not much, we’ve been waiting for you. Here, take a seat. We should be ready to start.”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya looks toward them.

“Not much, we’ve been waiting for you. Here, take a seat. We should be ready to start.”

"Thank you, thank you," The man says, and all four of them attempt to sit on the chair at the same time. It does not work. The three island representatives decide to stand behind him instead.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:"Thank you, thank you," The man says, and all four of them attempt to sit on the chair at the same time. It does not work. The three island representatives decide to stand behind him instead.

Kiya masks a giggle by drinking a glass of water, but ends up choking on it instead. After sending the water away, she stands up.

“You have all been gathered today to discuss a topic that we are all familiar with. I would like to propose an international Draconic Protection Act that unifies our nations in the noble act of protecting the holy creatures that share the land we call home. I now invite you all to begin discussion, so we may come to an agreement on the terms of this document. I would appreciate your suggestions on the policies that it would put in to place.”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya masks a giggle by drinking a glass of water, but ends up choking on it instead. After sending the water away, she stands up.

“You have all been gathered today to discuss a topic that we are all familiar with. I would like to propose an international Draconic Protection Act that unifies our nations in the noble act of protecting the holy creatures that share the land we call home. I now invite you all to begin discussion, so we may come to an agreement on the terms of this document. I would appreciate your suggestions on the policies that it would put in to place.”

The Fargon Island Rep. looks at you skeptically, "This law will only affect dragons, no? Will it effect any sub-species that are... unique?"

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Rust Islands wrote:The Fargon Island Rep. looks at you skeptically, "This law will only affect dragons, no? Will it affect any sub-species that are... unique?"

“We have many more species of dragons than who were originally found. This law will likely have a section dedicated to domestic dragons, although most of it will address wild dragons. Why, is there something you are hiding?”

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Kophee23 wrote:“You have all been gathered today to discuss a topic that we are all familiar with. I would like to propose an international Draconic Protection Act that unifies our nations in the noble act of protecting the holy creatures that share the land we call home. I now invite you all to begin discussion, so we may come to an agreement on the terms of this document. I would appreciate your suggestions on the policies that it would put in to place.”

Kosma begins, "Dazavia has passed a law to protect all species of dragons internationally and not just local species, which should be a clause of the Draconic Protection Act to-" He is abruptly interrupted by his phone ringing. "Apologies, I must take this. It's from the Department of Environmental Protections." he explains as he stands up and steps aside. When he returns, he states, "It appears the act has been amended following a motion by Jolanta Warta, and it now covers and protects all draconic creatures, instead of just dragons. This is in fact something I was going to bring before you all today, as some draconic species are more endangered than most dragons. The use of the term draconic creatures covers not only dragons but also wyverns, hydras, wyrms, and many more that are related to but not the same as dragons. In conclusion, that is what this law should cover, as inferred by the title."

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:“We have many more species of dragons than who were originally found. This law will likely have a section dedicated to domestic dragons, although most of it will address wild dragons. Why, is there something you are hiding?”

He coughs, "No, no..."

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:He coughs, "No, no..."

Dazavia wrote:Kosma begins, "Dazavia has passed a law to protect all species of dragons internationally and not just local species, which should be a clause of the Draconic Protection Act to-" He is abruptly interrupted by his phone ringing. "Apologies, I must take this. It's from the Department of Environmental Protections." he explains as he stands up and steps aside. When he returns, he states, "It appears the act has been amended following a motion by Jolanta Warta, and it now covers and protects all draconic creatures, instead of just dragons. This is in fact something I was going to bring before you all today, as some draconic species are more endangered than most dragons. The use of the term draconic creatures covers not only dragons but also wyverns, hydras, wyrms, and many more that are related to but not the same as dragons. In conclusion, that is what this law should cover, as inferred by the title."

“Okay. Well, I think we can begin discussing the contents of this document. I suggest that first we make hunting draconic creatures illegal. Any objections?”

Kandfaroi, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kophee23 wrote:“Okay. Well, I think we can begin discussing the contents of this document. I suggest that first we make hunting draconic creatures illegal. Any objections?”

“None here.”

Kandfaroi, Kophee23

Kophee23 wrote:“Okay. Well, I think we can begin discussing the contents of this document. I suggest that first we make hunting draconic creatures illegal. Any objections?”

The leader of the Rust Islands spins his chair around, and then he and the three reps. of the islands talk amongst themsevles for a few seconds before the leader turns around again and says, "I have been told that Feya counts alligators and crocs as 'draconic', and I would like to say that I think that they should stay out of this alltogether as they are a seperate enough species to not need this document to protect them. Otherwise, we agree."

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:The leader of the Rust Islands spins his chair around, and then he and the three reps. of the islands talk amongst themsevles for a few seconds before the leader turns around again and says, "I have been told that Feya counts alligators and crocs as 'draconic', and I would like to say that I think that they should stay out of this alltogether as they are a seperate enough species to not need this document to protect them. Otherwise, we agree."

“Good point. We could make section at the end of the document defining the word draconic as used in the document.”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kophee23 wrote:“Good point. We could make section at the end of the document defining the word draconic as used in the document.”

'Yes, that seems like a good idea."

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Dazavia wrote:Well, until we get the map we can't quite predict what our territories will look like, but you are definitely first. After that, probably either me or Potato, and it's close. I don't think Rust Islands can fit that many people onto their islands unless they have a lot of big ones.

I think they have three big ones and a bunch of small ones, but idk

Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kophee23 wrote:I think they have three big ones and a bunch of small ones, but idk

Dazavia wrote:Well, until we get the map we can't quite predict what our territories will look like, but you are definitely first. After that, probably either me or Potato, and it's close. I don't think Rust Islands can fit that many people onto their islands unless they have a lot of big ones.

Three big ones for sure, but other than that I haven't thought about it all that much. I know I want to do something for the government itself (like a sand island desolate of life that leads to some bunker, or an above-ground military base). I think I might do something in the Rusty Sea. Maybe a whole bunch of smaller islands connected by manmade bridges. Maybe not.

Maybe I could do something that sort of looks like a spiderweb, that would be cool.

TL;DR: Haven't decided other than the three main islands. Anything added after that wouldn't add much population anyway.

Rust Island population: Around 304 thousand.

Feya Island population: Around 95 thousand.

Fargon Island population: Unknown (estimated at about 25-50 thousand).

Kophee23, Dazavia

The OJ Dictionary is the #26 dispatch overall right now.

Second best dispatch I've had in a year, which is nice.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Hmmm... Actually, I think I'll just send in a Glaark.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

The The The The Of Of Of Of The of

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Glaark4 wrote:The The The The Of Of Of Of The of

I have been laughing at this for way too long

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:Why did yall give me cards im so confused

What did i miss while i was gone for not even 2 days

lmao just made up for my sleep deprivation by sleeping 14 hours to awake and reap the chaos I had sowed the night before

clarification: I was behind the card thing and it went exactly as planned because you are confused. Hehehehehe

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

I missed this entire thing

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Hildzah

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:I missed this entire thing

So did I

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia

Kophee23 wrote:“Okay. Well, I think we can begin discussing the contents of this document. I suggest that first we make hunting draconic creatures illegal. Any objections?”

IC: King Haynes, who was sipping his coffee, suddenly slams it down. To everyone's surprise, all of the coffee lands back in the cup. He says, "Actually, according to Cerosophevolenaian law, the hunting and killing of dragons is legal. Their hide is used for armor, and their wings are actually growing popular in certain areas as more and more of them are being served in restaurants. To suddenly ban them would surely outrage Cerosophevolanaian citizens. We already have certain secluded and nationally protected areas preserved for dragons, so I believe we should just open more of those to protect draconic creatures instead."

OOC: It took all my soul not to make an Ace Attorney reference with the coffee.

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:IC: King Haynes, who was sipping his coffee, suddenly slams it down. To everyone's surprise, all of the coffee lands back in the cup. He says, "Actually, according to Cerosophevolenaian law, the hunting and killing of dragons is legal. Their hide is used for armor, and their wings are actually growing popular in certain areas as more and more of them are being served in restaurants. To suddenly ban them would surely outrage Cerosophevolanaian citizens. We already have certain secluded and nationally protected areas preserved for dragons, so I believe we should just open more of those to protect dragons instead."

OOC: It took all my soul not to make an Ace Attorney reference with the coffee.

IC: the Potatoan representatives look at the coffee and back at each other apparently stunned. Whether this is because King Haynes is against the protection of dragons or because of the coffee remains unknown.

OOC: Objection! Hold it!

Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:IC: King Haynes, who was sipping his coffee, suddenly slams it down. To everyone's surprise, all of the coffee lands back in the cup. He says, "Actually, according to Cerosophevolenaian law, the hunting and killing of dragons is legal. Their hide is used for armor, and their wings are actually growing popular in certain areas as more and more of them are being served in restaurants. To suddenly ban them would surely outrage Cerosophevolanaian citizens. We already have certain secluded and nationally protected areas preserved for dragons, so I believe we should just open more of those to protect draconic creatures instead."

OOC: It took all my soul not to make an Ace Attorney reference with the coffee.

Republic Of Potato wrote:IC: the Potatoan representatives look at the coffee and back at each other apparently stunned, but no one can tell whether they have been shocked because they support the killing of draconic creatures or because of the stunt Haynes II just pulled with the coffee.

OOC: Objection! Hold it!

Love how 2/3 of this is now about the coffee

Kophee23, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:IC: King Haynes, who was sipping his coffee, suddenly slams it down. To everyone's surprise, all of the coffee lands back in the cup. He says, "Actually, according to Cerosophevolenaian law, the hunting and killing of dragons is legal. Their hide is used for armor, and their wings are actually growing popular in certain areas as more and more of them are being served in restaurants. To suddenly ban them would surely outrage Cerosophevolanaian citizens. We already have certain secluded and nationally protected areas preserved for dragons, so I believe we should just open more of those to protect dragons instead."

IC: As the Fargon Island Representative looks at you with their mouth hanging open, the representative of Feya Island states, "If you want to be such a barbaric country, then by all means, let the endangered species of argentum spicati draconis go extinct."

Kophee23, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:IC: King Haynes, who was sipping his coffee, suddenly slams it down. To everyone's surprise, all of the coffee lands back in the cup. He says, "Actually, according to Cerosophevolenaian law, the hunting and killing of dragons is legal. Their hide is used for armor, and their wings are actually growing popular in certain areas as more and more of them are being served in restaurants. To suddenly ban them would surely outrage Cerosophevolanaian citizens. We already have certain secluded and nationally protected areas preserved for dragons, so I believe we should just open more of those to protect draconic creatures instead."

OOC: It took all my soul not to make an Ace Attorney reference with the coffee.

Rust Islands wrote:IC: As the Fargon Island Representative looks at you with their mouth hanging open, the representative of Feya Island states, "If you want to be such a barbaric country, then by all means, let the endangered species of argentum spicati draconis go extinct."

“Our research shows that since the discovery of dragons, 53% of the species is dead. We must ban hunting. We in Kophee23 also use their resources, but only humanly kill them. Letting anyone kill them is disgusting.”

Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:IC: As the Fargon Island Representative looks at you with their mouth hanging open, the representative of Feya Island states, "If you want to be such a barbaric country, then by all means, let the endangered species of argentum spicati draconis go extinct."

Kophee23 wrote:“Our research shows that since the discovery of dragons, 53% of the species is dead. We must ban hunting. We in Kophee23 also use their resources, but only humanly kill them. Letting anyone kill them is disgusting.”

IC: "If we have special spaces to preserve the dragons, they won't go extinct, will they? This way, we can hunt dragons and the dragons get to keep their face on the planet. I'll think about banning the killing of dragons, but even so, the public distrust I would get if I banned it without warning would be absolutely outrageous."

OOC: I'm not actually on board with killing dragons but I thought there would be no point to the rp if everyone went along with everything so I'm sorry, also I'll stop resisting the anti-poaching thing if you want to get this done quickly 😔

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:OOC: I'm not actually on board with killing dragons but I thought there would be no point to the rp if everyone went along with everything so I'm sorry, also I'll stop resisting the anti-poaching thing if you want to get this done quickly 😔

OOC: Don't stop! I think it's quite interesting what you're doing here.

Kophee23, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:IC: "If we have special spaces to preserve the dragons, they won't go extinct, will they? This way, we can hunt dragons and the dragons get to keep their face on the planet. I'll think about banning the killing of dragons, but even so, the public distrust I would get if I banned it without warning would be absolutely outrageous."

OOC: I'm not actually on board with killing dragons but I thought there would be no point to the rp if everyone went along with everything so I'm sorry, also I'll stop resisting the anti-poaching thing if you want to get this done quickly 😔

IC: Suriya stands up, very clearly upset.

"I'm sorry, but to put it simply, how can you treat this matter so lightly? I'm sure you already know that dragons have their own lives. To allow anyone to kill them and just trap the others in a closed space to "preserve" them is blatantly cruel. I say you disregard your public face and allow them to roam freely. If you want more money going to your government, issue a fine of a few thousand goodmen to any dragon-killers. I wouldn't object to that. But the poaching of dragons? Legal?" she stumbles over her words a little bit, like a person does when they're angry and doesn't know how to continue their angry talk. "What are you thinking?"

OOC: "The poaching of dragons? Legal?" *huh-dhdsusd-it-* [visible confusion] "What are you thinking-"

Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Southeast Aarde wrote:IC: Suriya stands up, very clearly upset.

"I'm sorry, but to put it simply, how can you treat this matter so lightly? I'm sure you already know that dragons have their own lives. To allow anyone to kill them and just trap the others in a closed space to "preserve" them is blatantly cruel. I say you disregard your public face and allow them to roam freely. If you want more money going to your government, issue a fine of a few thousand goodmen to any dragon-killers. I wouldn't object to that. But the poaching of dragons? Legal?" she stumbles over her words a little bit, like a person does when they're angry and doesn't know how to continue their angry talk. "What are you thinking?"

OOC: "The poaching of dragons? Legal?" *huh-dhdsusd-it-* [visible confusion] "What are you thinking-"

OOC: The coffee

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia

Hildzah wrote:OOC: The coffee

OOC: okay can we move on from The Coffee

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia

Post self-deleted by Rust Islands.

Rust Islands FOUND IT! Here's a bunch of pre-existing ones that we can add to.

Republic Of Potato wrote:Cerosophevolenaic Dragon

Venomous Dragon

Snake Dragon

Six-eyed Dragon

Red Dragon

Giant Lizard

Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Dazavia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:Rust Islands FOUND IT! Here's a bunch of pre-existing ones that we can add to.

These are good!

Republic Of Potato, if you could give me an overview of these dragons so I can add them to the dispatch that would be amazing!

Republic Of Potato

Rust Islands wrote:These are good!

Republic Of Potato, if you could give me an overview of these dragons so I can add them to the dispatch that would be amazing!

Alright I'll do it sometime this week or in the future. Most likely today or tomorrow.

Rust Islands

Rust Islands wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=rust_islands/detail=factbook/id=1840181

This document will contain any and all known dragon species. A defined dragon species will have a specific color and a descriptive element about them in their name (such as the Rainbow Tail Dragon).

Anybody can telegram me with a new species that you have discovered with the following information:

Name (most important)

Defining features (important)

Population (optional)

Brief description (important)

IÂ’ve already started this

Kophee23 wrote:IÂ’ve already started this

just combine everything into one

Kophee23

Southeast Aarde wrote:IC: Suriya stands up, very clearly upset.

"I'm sorry, but to put it simply, how can you treat this matter so lightly? I'm sure you already know that dragons have their own lives. To allow anyone to kill them and just trap the others in a closed space to "preserve" them is blatantly cruel. I say you disregard your public face and allow them to roam freely. If you want more money going to your government, issue a fine of a few thousand goodmen to any dragon-killers. I wouldn't object to that. But the poaching of dragons? Legal?" she stumbles over her words a little bit, like a person does when they're angry and doesn't know how to continue their angry talk. "What are you thinking?"

OOC: "The poaching of dragons? Legal?" *huh-dhdsusd-it-* [visible confusion] "What are you thinking-"

Kiya stands up.

“King, do you have any children?”

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya stands up.

“King, do you have any children?”

The king looks at her, confused.

"Yes, I do. Why?"

OOC: I love and hate this at the same time.

Kophee23, Dazavia

OOC\' GUYS I JUST WANT TO PULL YOU ASIDE FOR A MOMENT TO SAY

I -- WE -- UM

WE JUST GOT AN ISSUE THAT ALLOWS US TO RUN A SPACE PROGRAM

WE'RE NOW IN THE SPACE RACE

okay it says this on our page lol

"the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed."

I love it so much yESsSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Rust Islands, Kophee23

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:The king looks at her, confused.

"Yes, I do. Why?"

OOC: I love and hate this at the same time.

“Imagine some primitive, weak society legalizing the hunting of your children. They hunt them and rip them limb from limb. They wear their skin and carve their bones. They trap them in confined spaces for their ‘safety’ and trade an enslave them. These are your children. Every time a dragon flies through the sky, every time you see a draconian, imagine that is your child. Think about how in your world, they would be brutally tortured when they land. Do you really want this world? Do you? Imagine their blood being bottled for necklaces and their skin being made into coats. DO YOU WANT THIS?!?!”

Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Kophee23 wrote:“Imagine some primitive, weak society legalizing the hunting of your children. They hunt them and rip them limb from limb. They wear their skin and carve their bones. They trap them in confined spaces for their ‘safety’ and trade an enslave them. These are your children. Every time a dragon flies through the sky, every time you see a draconian, imagine that is your child. Think about how in your world, they would be brutally tortured when they land. Do you really want this world? Do you? Imagine their blood being bottled for necklaces and their skin being made into coats. DO YOU WANT THIS?!?!”

King Haynes flinches.

"No," he mutters quietly. "I suppose I do not."

OOC: Okay, so I'm saying OOC a lot lately, but when I typed "I suppose" in that last sentence I accidentally pressed T instead of E. "I suppost". I mean what. Where art thy spelling prowess? Thou must have no ability to type correctly if you...wait, no...if it your...uh...

Kophee23, Dazavia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:King Haynes flinches.

"No," he mutters quietly. "I suppose I do not."

OOC: Okay, so I'm saying OOC a lot lately, but when I typed "I suppose" in that last sentence I accidentally pressed T instead of E. "I suppost". I mean what. Where art thy spelling prowess? Thou must have no ability to type correctly if you...wait, no...if it your...uh...

the dictator has been listening quietly this whole time and he will continue not to say anything until he objects to something someone says

aled is a man of few words

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Kophee23 wrote:“Imagine some primitive, weak society legalizing the hunting of your children. They hunt them and rip them limb from limb. They wear their skin and carve their bones. They trap them in confined spaces for their ‘safety’ and trade an enslave them. These are your children. Every time a dragon flies through the sky, every time you see a draconian, imagine that is your child. Think about how in your world, they would be brutally tortured when they land. Do you really want this world? Do you? Imagine their blood being bottled for necklaces and their skin being made into coats. DO YOU WANT THIS?!?!”

"Actually," The representative of Feya Island starts, "In some of the less governed areas of my island, cannibalism is quite common," he states, as if it were as normal as flying underwater inside-out while eating two bananas. "I mean," he starts to undo his suit buttons, although there are only two left, "I guess the bone-carving part is a bit of a staple in our society," he says as he reveals a bone dagger, which is probably made out of humans. "Don't worry! Nobody died to make this!" He says, stuttering a bit, "I mean, I guess somebody died for this, but they didn't die specifically for this! They died of natural causes. I mean that's what they said. Not the cannibals! Just the harvesters. Some people sell their body in their will and their family gets the money from it."

"I need to use the bathroom," He says, and then proceeds to leave. He doesn't know where the bathroom is.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Kophee23 wrote:IÂ’ve already started this

Would you like to continue the documentation or should I?

Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:"Actually," The representative of Feya Island starts, "In some of the less governed areas of my island, cannibalism is quite common," he states, as if it were as normal as flying underwater inside-out while eating two bananas. "I mean," he starts to undo his suit buttons, although there are only two left, "I guess the bone-carving part is a bit of a staple in our society," he says as he reveals a bone dagger, which is probably made out of humans. "Don't worry! Nobody died to make this!" He says, stuttering a bit, "I mean, I guess somebody died for this, but they didn't die specifically for this! They died of natural causes. I mean that's what they said. Not the cannibals! Just the harvesters. Some people sell their body in their will and their family gets the money from it."

"I need to use the bathroom," He says, and then proceeds to leave. He doesn't know where the bathroom is.

Kiya sits down.

“Um…”

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Rust Islands wrote:"Actually," The representative of Feya Island starts, "In some of the less governed areas of my island, cannibalism is quite common," he states, as if it were as normal as flying underwater inside-out while eating two bananas. "I mean," he starts to undo his suit buttons, although there are only two left, "I guess the bone-carving part is a bit of a staple in our society," he says as he reveals a bone dagger, which is probably made out of humans. "Don't worry! Nobody died to make this!" He says, stuttering a bit, "I mean, I guess somebody died for this, but they didn't die specifically for this! They died of natural causes. I mean that's what they said. Not the cannibals! Just the harvesters. Some people sell their body in their will and their family gets the money from it."

Kophee23 wrote:Kiya sits down.

“Um…”

Suriya sighs and continues to drink water, then realizes there is no more water. "Could I get a refill on this?"

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

This meeting is a complete meme and I'm living for it

Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

Rust Islands wrote:Would you like to continue the documentation or should I?

Update: Kophee23 will continue documentation.

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Southeast Aarde wrote:Suriya sighs and continues to drink water, then realizes there is no more water. "Could I get a refill on this?"

A servant comes in with a new glass and takes the used one.

Southeast Aarde, Hildzah

Dictator Aled's eyes are still on the door the Feya Island representative left through.

"Ahem," he says awkwardly, "Is anyone going to check on that guy? Is he still alive?"

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Hildzah wrote:Dictator Aled's eyes are still on the door the Feya Island representative left through.

"Ahem," he says awkwardly, "Is anyone going to check on that guy? Is he still alive?"

The Rust Island Representative just shrugs, 'He'll find his way back. They have to live in a forest for about 6 months when they're growing up, so he has to have a good sense of directio-" Just as he says this, the Feya Island Representative falls from the ceiling. After few seconds he gets up and brushes himself off.

"I think I broke a bone," he says as he takes off the taters of his suit - which seems to to have gotten into an even worse condition - and pulls out his bone dagger, which is broken in half, "This was new, too!" He takes his place next to the other island representatives.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Rust Islands wrote:The Rust Island Representative just shrugs, 'He'll find his way back. They have to live in a forest for about 6 months when they're growing up, so he has to have a good sense of directio-" Just as he says this, the Feya Island Representative falls from the ceiling. After few seconds he gets up and brushes himself off.

"I think I broke a bone," he says as he takes off the taters of his suit - which seems to to have gotten into an even worse condition - and pulls out his bone dagger, which is broken in half, "This was new, too!" He takes his place next to the other island representatives.

Aled stares at him and back at Kiya with a look that says he is not very impressed.

OOC: ever since the Rust Islands got here I have been on the floor laughing and I think this is not good for me

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

OOC: Just came back to this lmao

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

Haha I just checked the poll and I can proudly say I was a December supporter since day one

Rust Islands, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Hildzah wrote:OOC: ever since the Rust Islands got here I have been on the floor laughing and I think this is not good for me

That means I'm doing my job correctly. Everybody could use a bit of comedy in their life, even at a... even at a meeting about dragon safety.

How did we get to dragons, exactly?

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Rust Islands wrote:That means I'm doing my job correctly. Everybody could use a bit of comedy in their life, even at a... even at a meeting about dragon safety.

How did we get to dragons, exactly?

I saw your motto and loved it

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde

good news guys, I can correctly spell cersofeloveneiaai now

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:good news guys, I can correctly spell cersofeloveneiaai now

Hey

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

Cersofeloveneiaai wrote:Hey

No freaking way

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde

I have ended the poll, as I think it is quite clear that elections will be in December

Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:No freaking way

Cersofeloveneiaai wrote:Hey

Are the two connected in any way?

Southeast Aarde

Kophee23 wrote:Are the two connected in any way?

uh uh um uh it uh

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

Kophee23 wrote:Are the two connected in any way?

Cerosophevolenaia wrote:uh uh um uh it uh

Muahahahahaha

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Cersofeloveneiaai wrote:Muahahahahaha

This is legendary

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Cerosophevolenaia

Hildzah wrote:This is legendary

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Republic Of Potato, Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:Page 20

awesome

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia

REPUBLIC OF POTATO used BANANA EAT! Its potassium levels rose sharply!

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah, Cerosophevolenaia

Guys, this nation is 20 days old, and there are 20 pages in the RMB now. That means we go through 1 page per day. Which, frankly speaking, isn't a lot, but hey, we only have 17 nations, and it's more than The Glorious Nations of Iwaku goes through every day, so that's something.

Kophee23, Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:Guys, this nation is 20 days old, and there are 20 pages in the RMB now. That means we go through 1 page per day. Which, frankly speaking, isn't a lot, but hey, we only have 17 nations, and it's more than The Glorious Nations of Iwaku goes through every day, so that's something.

Also we were like two pages through when you came. Some 400 person regions with active RMB get through a page every three days. We just RP a lot

Hildzah

Southeast Aarde wrote:Guys, this nation is 20 days old, and there are 20 pages in the RMB now. That means we go through 1 page per day. Which, frankly speaking, isn't a lot, but hey, we only have 17 nations, and it's more than The Glorious Nations of Iwaku goes through every day, so that's something.

I'm used to going through 1 page/month. This region is way more active than almost anything else I've been in. I only hope it stays that way.

(rp)

The three reps do a flip.

Kophee23, Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

IC: “You are going to have to pay for that ceiling, reps. And we should get to writing this.”

Southeast Aarde, Dazavia, Hildzah

IC: Suriya hands you a pen.

OOC: I accidentally sent this early oops

Kophee23, Dazavia, Hildzah

Kophee23 wrote:IC: “You are going to have to pay for that ceiling, reps. And we should get to writing this.”

None of the reps say anything and glance at each other.

"We'll pay you when we get back. We spent all of the Rusty Coins we had on us on a new plane ticket after we bought the wrong one the first time."

Kophee23, Dazavia

Republic Of Potato:

Your currency is a potato.

Your national animal is a sentient potato.

What is the difference, besides the one being sentient? Do they have a seperate taste?

Are they still edible?

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia

Respond please IÂ’m boredÂ

Kandfaroi, Rust Islands

Kophee23 wrote:Respond please IÂ’m boredÂ…

response

Kandfaroi, Kophee23, Cerosophevolenaia

Rust Islands wrote:response

Yello

Rust Islands

Kophee23 wrote:Yello

How ya doin?

Kophee23

Rust Islands wrote:How ya doin?

Okay, hbu?

Rust Islands

Kophee23 wrote:Okay, hbu?

Content, just been laying in bed all day watching my dogs.

Pretty good for a Tuesday though.

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23

In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**

We'll let you furnish the orange juice.

Republic Of Potato, Kophee23, Dazavia

Gypsy Lands wrote:In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**

We'll let you furnish the orange juice.

** eats table **

Republic Of Potato, Dazavia

Post self-deleted by Kophee23.

Rust Islands wrote:Republic Of Potato:

Your currency is a potato.

Your national animal is a sentient potato.

What is the difference, besides the one being sentient? Do they have a seperate taste?

Are they still edible?

Sentient potatoes are a protected species due to widespread deforestation and the sentient potato is objectively juicier than the potato. The currency potato is not actually a potato, but a dollar made with mashed rotten potato.

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

OH MY GOD GUYS WAIT

OUR POPULATION LITERALLY JUST WENT TO 250M+ OVERNIGHT

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chipago is now our capital city. Some crazy weather they got over there ngl

Kophee23, Hildzah

Republic Of Potato wrote:Chipago is now our capital city. Some crazy weather they got over there ngl

that is so unfunny but i love it

Hildzah

I went to sleep at like 5AM and I just woke up. Man I love holidays

Rust Islands, Southeast Aarde, Cerosophevolenaia

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Written by Refuge Isle.