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The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Err, not really.

You did po traitor.

Pfem wrote: 7 mil still something

Yeah, something small.

Nicholas And Great Britain

Ipugao wrote:You did po traitor.

Yeah, something small.

I did nothing militaristic to get this land, they literally said they deserved to be occupied. I didn't betray nobody!

Ipugao

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:I did nothing militaristic to get this land, they literally said they deserved to be occupied. I didn't betray nobody!

You did by taking land from an ally!

Ipugao wrote:You did by taking land from an ally!

They didn't mind and practically said to.

Ipugao

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:They didn't mind and practically said to.

How is that an excuse?

Ipugao wrote:You did by taking land from an ally!

That was one crack of tna and alcania pact of a war!

Pfem Forever!

Pfem wrote:That was one crack of tna of a war!

Pfem Forever!

Can you please clear up your English po?

Ipugao wrote:How is that an excuse?

It isn't an excuse! Imagine when a nation trys to pratically give land to another in Ipugao.

Ipugao

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:It isn't an excuse! Imagine when a nation trys to pratically give land to another in Ipugao.

I would take it if it wasn't my ally's land during a war po.

Ipugao wrote:I would take it if it wasn't my ally's land during a war po.

It wasn't a war if they for some reason surrendered to a sanction. I only sanctioned them for the nuking.

Ipugao

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:It wasn't a war if they for some reason surrendered to a sanction.

That wasn't a sanction, that was you being a bad ally po.

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:It wasn't a war if they for some reason surrendered to a sanction. I only sanctioned them for the nuking.

Look, we're both mad and angry and probably have headaches, so let us continue later po.

Nivosea wrote:all imports from Sutarianesia are blocked until april 20 2022 or another date for the will of young nivoseaans

Canzuk Confederation wrote:CANZUK follows suit and Sutarianesia goods are banned. The citizens are enraged by the killing of CANZUKan forces.

Ipugao wrote:That wasn't a sanction, that was you being a bad ally po.

Ok, sorry for sanctioning a nation that did a pretty serious crime.

Ipugao wrote:Look, we're both mad and angry and probably have headaches, so let us continue later po.

I'm not angry irl.

I really cracked tna into pieces

Ipugao wrote:Look, we're both mad and angry and probably have headaches, so let us continue later po.

I mean if this is effecting you irl, Sutarianesia can be free.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Hello I want to roleplay!

What do you want to roleplay about?

Ipugao wrote:Can you please clear up your English po?

It was the former king who did it, let me free!!! Please?

Pfem wrote:I really cracked tna into pieces

And the Alcania Pact as well.

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:I mean if this is effecting you irl, Sutarianesia can be free.

Thank you po. And sorry for arguing with you Anam.

Sutarianesia wrote:It was the former king who did it, let me free!!! Please?

And the Alcania Pact as well.

You are free po.

Also, we need to stop Pfem, their war mongering ways must be stopped po.

Pfem

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The American Anarchist Empire wrote:It wasn't a war if they for some reason surrendered to a sanction. I only sanctioned them for the nuking.

I am very sorry for the bombing and we will make sure this never happens again so I will give up my nukes, but I won’t give up my military, kay?

Ipugao wrote:Thank you po. And sorry for arguing with you Anam.

You are free po.

So what land will I have?

Ipugao wrote:Also, we need to stop Pfem, their war mongering ways must be stopped po.

I mean, it got nuked so, I’ll stay out of this.

Ipugao

Sutarianesia wrote:I mean, it got nuked so, I’ll stay out of this.

Their army is not even in 15% po.

Ipugao wrote:Their army is not even in 15% po.

Ok, I’ll join, but no more nukes.

Ipugao

Sutarianesia wrote:Ok, I’ll join, but no more nukes.

Yes, just good old fashioned napalm po.

Ipugao wrote:Yes, just good old fashioned napalm po.

Oil, and my favorite, the Molotovs!

Ipugao

Sutarianesia wrote:Oil, and my favorite, the Molotovs!

And if we have extra, we can have free drinks po! :^)

Ipugao wrote:And if we have extra, we can have free drinks po! :^)

We’ll just have to pour the burning oil!

Ipugao

Sutarianesia wrote:We’ll just have to pour the burning oil!

Speaking of oil po:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vh_N8CpcL0&t=836s

Anyway what will be my territory, The American Anarchist Empire and Ipugao?

Ipugao

i knew i shouldn't've blocked trade

Ipugao

Nivosea wrote:i knew i shouldn't've blocked trade

Why po?

Ipugao wrote:Why po?

i thought the punishments were harsh enough

Ipugao

Nivosea wrote:i thought the punishments were harsh enough

What are you talking about po?

Nivosea

Ipugao wrote:What are you talking about po?

all the land

Ipugao

Nivosea wrote:all the land

Still confused po.

Nivosea

Eroana wrote:Ooh, can I join?

How did I get this way?

Ipugao declares war on Pfem

•I declare war on Pfem

•Attempted invasion of Pfem

•King of Sutarianesia deposes President Tix Tax

• Tix Tax flees

•King nukes Pfem

• Sanctions ahoy!

•Sutarianesia surrenders and gets occupied

• Sutarianesia pays war reparations

•Sutarianesia sells Greenland for the capital

• Autonomous rump state of Alcania is founded

Part of AAE ≠ autonomy

• Full autonomy declared

• Nukes dropped on Alcania

•Direct rule from Grand Arcland

• Independence riots brutally suppressed

• Ipugao disagrees with AAE.

• Chaos ensues

•Sutarianesia becomes independent, gets its former land, and gets military back

• Sutarianesia joins an alliance led by Canzuk Confederation.

• Sutarianesia becomes a protectorate

Ipugao, Nivosea

Nivosea wrote:all the land

I’m sorry for all this trouble, it was the former king’s doing.

Ipugao, Nivosea

Sutarianesia wrote:How did I get this way?

Ipugao declares war on Pfem

•I declare war on Pfem

•Attempted invasion of Pfem

•King of Sutarianesia deposes President Tix Tax

• Tix Tax flees

•King nukes Pfem

• Sanctions ahoy!

•Sutarianesia surrenders and gets occupied

• Sutarianesia pays war reparations

•Sutarianesia sells Greenland for the capital

• Autonomous rump state of Alcania is founded

Part of AAE ≠ autonomy

• Full autonomy declared

• Nukes dropped on Alcania

•Direct rule from Grand Arcland

• Independence riots brutally suppressed

• Ipugao disagrees with AAE.

• Chaos ensues

•Sutarianesia becomes independent, gets its former land, and gets military back

• Sutarianesia joins an alliance led by Canzuk Confederation.

• Sutarianesia becomes a protectorate

I still control Greenland!

Pfem wrote:I still control Greenland!

And I'm still at war with you po.

Ipugao wrote:And I'm still at war with you po.

Want to see the first move of me?

Pfem wrote:Want to see the first move of me?

If it's the pigeons, they can only carry 10% of their body weigh po.

Ipugao wrote:If it's the pigeons, they can only carry 10% of their body weigh po.

Itsnt the pigeons

Pfem wrote:Itsnt the pigeons

Okay then, what po?

Ipugao wrote:Okay then, what po?

If you attack me youll see...

Pfem wrote:If you attack me youll see...

*Sends drones*

Ipugao wrote:*Sends drones*

*Every, single, nuclear facility of yours is entirely blown up by secretly remote controlled bombs and spies*

Pfem wrote:*Every, single, nuclear facility of yours is entirely blown up by secretly remote controlled bombs and spies*

*That doesn't happen because I have better budget than you*

Somurias wrote:You are pillager. Fortunately i am Steve

And im no villager nor pillager

Ipugao wrote:*That doesn't happen because I have better budget than you*

No it possible, i thought it days ago!

Pfem Forever!

Somurias

Pfem wrote:And im no villager nor pillager No it possible, i thought it days ago!

Yeah, I still have better stats in defence and I'm not stupid enough to let my nukes be that easily accessed po.

Pfem wrote:

Pfem Forever!

I didn't know forever lasted 1 month po.

Pfem wrote:And im no villager nor pillager No it possible, i thought it days ago!

Pfem Forever!

Nice last words i must say

Pfem

Ipugao wrote:Yeah, I still have better stats in defence and I'm not stupid enough to let my nukes be that easily accessed po.

Give corruption tactics to officers -> bribe to facility -> pretend to be big bush for few weeks, have big feast before and be adapted to hunger, sneak opaque camouflaged water containers -> enter at night, immediately use hairspray on cams and detentors -> rewire alarms and break wifi, project night vision video to night vision goggles -> sneak bomb -> steal food & water -> pretend to be big bush and run -> repeat

Pfem wrote:Give corruption tactics to officers -> bribe to facility -> pretend to be big bush for few weeks, have big feast before and be adapted to hunger, sneak opaque camouflaged water containers -> enter at night, immediately use hairspray on cams and detentors -> rewire alarms and break wifi, project night vision video to night vision goggles -> sneak bomb -> steal food & water -> pretend to be big bush and run -> repeat

*Gets shot when they reach the cameras because the guards were alerted when you sprayed on the cams*

Ipugao wrote:*Shoots you because you don't even have decent defence stats*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ipugao wrote:*Gets shot when they reach the cameras because the guards were alerted when you sprayed on the cams*

No theyre silent hairspray

Pfem wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! No theyre silent hairspray

Yeah, but we can see that the spray is on the camera. You really didn't think this through did you po?

Ipugao wrote:Yeah, but we can see that the spray is on the camera. You really didn't think this through did you po?

If they could see spray through cam, that cam hackable, use bri.bes.

Pfem wrote:*Still alive but in Pfem with blueprints*

No, they didn't. You don't even have decent budget for your army. How do you have decent budget to try to steal the blueprints po?

Pfem wrote:If they could see spray through cam, that cam hackable, use bri.bes.

Having the cam be unusable would alert the guard on camera duty to alert other guards po.

Nicholas And Great Britain

*Finishes first nuke*

Ipugao wrote:No, they didn't. You don't even have decent budget for your army. How do you have decent budget to try to steal the blueprints po?

Having the cam be unusable would alert the guard on camera duty to alert other guards po.

*Brings out the Belgian Diamond Bank Heist of the 2000s*

Nicholas And Great Britain wrote:what

Pfem po.

Pfem wrote:*Finishes first nuke* *Brings out the Belgian Diamond Bank Heist of the 2000s*

There is a difference between a bank and a nuke vault po.

Ipugao wrote:Pfem po.

There is a difference between a bank and a nuke vault po.

what do I do

Ipugao

Nicholas And Great Britain wrote:what do I do

Just help me bomb them po.

Ipugao wrote:Just help me bomb them po.

ok

Ipugao

Ipugao wrote:Pfem po.

There is a difference between a bank and a nuke vault po.

Well! If that doesnt work, drop literal plane loaded with explosives, auto-piloted version!

Pfem wrote:Well! If that doesnt work, drop literal plane loaded with explosives, auto-piloted version!

*Gets shot down by point defence systems*

Nicholas And Great Britain wrote:what

What, Ipugao, how can i help you?

Ipugao

Paganan wrote:What, Ipugao, how can i help you?

Help me bomb Pfem po

Paganan

Ipugao wrote:No, they didn't. You don't even have decent budget for your army. How do you have decent budget to try to steal the blueprints po?

Having the cam be unusable would alert the guard on camera duty to alert other guards po.

And i have efficient technology and soldiers!

Ipugao wrote:*Gets shot down by point defence systems*

Youre now killing your own citizens!

Pfem wrote:And i have efficient technology and soldiers!

Youre now killing your own citizens!

You don't even have the budget and I didn't kill my citizens.

Ipugao wrote:Help me bomb Pfem po

Try this Rotten Durian mortars, i wanna sleep till 15:00, while my army is marching to help you

Ipugao

Ipugao wrote:You don't even have the budget and I didn't kill my citizens.

And i have parachutes!

Paganan wrote:Try this Rotten Durian mortars, i wanna sleep till 15:00, while my army is marching to help you

*Makes special perfume*

Pfem wrote:And i have parachutes!

And?

Ipugao wrote:And?

i have money and reasourses!

Pfem wrote:i have money and reasourses!

Not much po. Also, how does parachutes help with anything?

*Makes second nuke*

Ipugao wrote:Not much po. Also, how does parachutes help with anything?

If theyre reflective to hide in the sky they can escape and try again

Pfem wrote:*Makes second nuke*

If theyre reflective to hide in the sky they can escape and try again

I still don't know what you mean po.

Ipugao wrote:I still don't know what you mean po.

There are fish who do that in the sea

Pfem wrote:There are fish who do that in the sea

Can you make this clearer po?

Ipugao wrote:Can you make this clearer po?

Reflective mirror things can hide in the skys blue

Pfem wrote:Reflective mirror things can hide in the skys blue

You know the reflection will only make it easier to see po.

Ipugao wrote:You know the reflection will only make it easier to see po.

As long as no make two suns, good, think!

Pfem wrote:As long as no make two suns, good, think!

That doesn't make sense po.

Ipugao wrote:That doesn't make sense po.

Why do you not understand me?

Pfem wrote:Why do you not understand me?

How do reflective parachutes help po?

Ipugao wrote:How do reflective parachutes help po?

Think of cuttlefish, but different!

Pfem wrote:Think of cuttlefish, but different!

Cuttlefish can change their bodies, how can reflective parachutes do that po?

Ipugao wrote:Cuttlefish can change their bodies, how can reflective parachutes do that po?

Because the sky is really bright, so mirrors work!

Pfem wrote:Because the sky is really bright, so mirrors work!

Yeah, but the surrounding area isn't bright, that would make it easier to spot po.

Ipugao wrote:Yeah, but the surrounding area isn't bright, that would make it easier to spot po.

Then special luminescent parachutes!

Pfem wrote:Then special luminescent parachutes!

Wouldn't that still make it bright po?

Ipugao wrote:Wouldn't that still make it bright po?

Think!

Who wants have war with me?

Paganan, Ipugao

Pfem wrote:Think!

I am, you just made your troops highly visible po.

Paganan

House Ahsanul wrote:Who wants have war with me?

You have 3 billion pop, so no po.

House Ahsanul, Paganan

House Ahsanul wrote:Who wants have war with me?

When im done with these other wars!

House Ahsanul, Paganan

Ipugao wrote:You have 3 billion pop, so no po.

I have a good defence

Ipugao

Pfem wrote:When im done with these other wars!

They literally have populations in the billions, you don't even have a capitol yet po!

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