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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
You did po traitor.
Yeah, something small.
Nicholas And Great Britain
I did nothing militaristic to get this land, they literally said they deserved to be occupied. I didn't betray nobody!
Ipugao
You did by taking land from an ally!
They didn't mind and practically said to.
Ipugao
How is that an excuse?
That was one crack of tna and alcania pact of a war!
Pfem Forever!
Can you please clear up your English po?
It isn't an excuse! Imagine when a nation trys to pratically give land to another in Ipugao.
Ipugao
I would take it if it wasn't my ally's land during a war po.
It wasn't a war if they for some reason surrendered to a sanction. I only sanctioned them for the nuking.
Ipugao
That wasn't a sanction, that was you being a bad ally po.
Look, we're both mad and angry and probably have headaches, so let us continue later po.
Ok, sorry for sanctioning a nation that did a pretty serious crime.
I'm not angry irl.
I really cracked tna into pieces
I mean if this is effecting you irl, Sutarianesia can be free.
Hello I want to roleplay!
What do you want to roleplay about?
It was the former king who did it, let me free!!! Please?
And the Alcania Pact as well.
Thank you po. And sorry for arguing with you Anam.
You are free po.
Also, we need to stop Pfem, their war mongering ways must be stopped po.
Pfem
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I am very sorry for the bombing and we will make sure this never happens again so I will give up my nukes, but I won’t give up my military, kay?
So what land will I have?
I mean, it got nuked so, I’ll stay out of this.
Ipugao
Their army is not even in 15% po.
Ok, I’ll join, but no more nukes.
Ipugao
Yes, just good old fashioned napalm po.
Oil, and my favorite, the Molotovs!
Ipugao
And if we have extra, we can have free drinks po! :^)
We’ll just have to pour the burning oil!
Ipugao
Speaking of oil po:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vh_N8CpcL0&t=836s
Anyway what will be my territory, The American Anarchist Empire and Ipugao?
Ipugao
i knew i shouldn't've blocked trade
Ipugao
Why po?
i thought the punishments were harsh enough
Ipugao
What are you talking about po?
Nivosea
all the land
Ipugao
Still confused po.
Nivosea
How did I get this way?
•I declare war on Pfem
•Attempted invasion of Pfem
•King of Sutarianesia deposes President Tix Tax
• Tix Tax flees
•King nukes Pfem
• Sanctions ahoy!
•Sutarianesia surrenders and gets occupied
• Sutarianesia pays war reparations
•Sutarianesia sells Greenland for the capital
• Autonomous rump state of Alcania is founded
Part of AAE ≠ autonomy
• Full autonomy declared
• Nukes dropped on Alcania
•Direct rule from Grand Arcland
• Independence riots brutally suppressed
• Ipugao disagrees with AAE.
• Chaos ensues
•Sutarianesia becomes independent, gets its former land, and gets military back
• Sutarianesia joins an alliance led by Canzuk Confederation.
• Sutarianesia becomes a protectorate
Ipugao, Nivosea
I’m sorry for all this trouble, it was the former king’s doing.
Ipugao, Nivosea
I still control Greenland!
And I'm still at war with you po.
Want to see the first move of me?
If it's the pigeons, they can only carry 10% of their body weigh po.
Itsnt the pigeons
Okay then, what po?
If you attack me youll see...
*Sends drones*
*Every, single, nuclear facility of yours is entirely blown up by secretly remote controlled bombs and spies*
*That doesn't happen because I have better budget than you*
And im no villager nor pillager
No it possible, i thought it days ago!
Pfem Forever!
Somurias
Yeah, I still have better stats in defence and I'm not stupid enough to let my nukes be that easily accessed po.
I didn't know forever lasted 1 month po.
Nice last words i must say
Pfem
Give corruption tactics to officers -> bribe to facility -> pretend to be big bush for few weeks, have big feast before and be adapted to hunger, sneak opaque camouflaged water containers -> enter at night, immediately use hairspray on cams and detentors -> rewire alarms and break wifi, project night vision video to night vision goggles -> sneak bomb -> steal food & water -> pretend to be big bush and run -> repeat
*Gets shot when they reach the cameras because the guards were alerted when you sprayed on the cams*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
No theyre silent hairspray
Yeah, but we can see that the spray is on the camera. You really didn't think this through did you po?
If they could see spray through cam, that cam hackable, use bri.bes.
No, they didn't. You don't even have decent budget for your army. How do you have decent budget to try to steal the blueprints po?
Having the cam be unusable would alert the guard on camera duty to alert other guards po.
*Calling Paganan and Nicholas And Great Britain*
Nicholas And Great Britain
what
Paganan, Pfem
*Finishes first nuke*
*Brings out the Belgian Diamond Bank Heist of the 2000s*
Pfem po.
There is a difference between a bank and a nuke vault po.
what do I do
Ipugao
Just help me bomb them po.
ok
Ipugao
Well! If that doesnt work, drop literal plane loaded with explosives, auto-piloted version!
*Gets shot down by point defence systems*
What, Ipugao, how can i help you?
Ipugao
Help me bomb Pfem po
Paganan
And i have efficient technology and soldiers!
Youre now killing your own citizens!
You don't even have the budget and I didn't kill my citizens.
Try this Rotten Durian mortars, i wanna sleep till 15:00, while my army is marching to help you
Ipugao
And i have parachutes!
*Makes special perfume*
And?
i have money and reasourses!
Not much po. Also, how does parachutes help with anything?
*Makes second nuke*
If theyre reflective to hide in the sky they can escape and try again
I still don't know what you mean po.
There are fish who do that in the sea
Can you make this clearer po?
Reflective mirror things can hide in the skys blue
You know the reflection will only make it easier to see po.
As long as no make two suns, good, think!
That doesn't make sense po.
Why do you not understand me?
How do reflective parachutes help po?
Think of cuttlefish, but different!
Cuttlefish can change their bodies, how can reflective parachutes do that po?
Because the sky is really bright, so mirrors work!
Yeah, but the surrounding area isn't bright, that would make it easier to spot po.
Then special luminescent parachutes!
Wouldn't that still make it bright po?
Think!
Who wants have war with me?
Paganan, Ipugao
I am, you just made your troops highly visible po.
Paganan
You have 3 billion pop, so no po.
House Ahsanul, Paganan
When im done with these other wars!
House Ahsanul, Paganan
I have a good defence
Ipugao
They literally have populations in the billions, you don't even have a capitol yet po!
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