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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1554244
Post self-deleted by Talmdonia.
Hello there (Obi-wan Kenobi reference)
What are you guys talking about po?
Klysevia
The Tidal Force mission.
Ipugao, Klysevia
What is the mission about po?
Melicorium, Klysevia
[REDACTED]
Ipugao, Klysevia
Okay, but before I go. Should I put Ks in my flag po?
Klysevia
We take regions that people have plastered with advertisements and clean them up!
Melicorium, Ipugao
Oh, that's nice po! :^)
Klysevia
We are going on a Galactic Safari so who wants to join?
Ipugao, Osheiga
Us! What’s the ticket price?
Ipugao, Talmdonia
Post self-deleted by Talmdonia.
There free (gives you ticket)
Ipugao, Osheiga
Ooh! How generous of you! So what planet do we visit first? I’m personally very interested in sunbathing on Mercury’s sunny side, but I may need to build up my burn tolerance first.
Ipugao, Talmdonia
We are going to many planets hop aboard the module it will take us to the ship
Ipugao, Osheiga
*gives 50,000 surplus AK-47s and 2,000 surplus T-55s to the anti-PR Dakota alliance*
Ipugao
( Welp, let's continue it here)
Zhukovestan
( Yeah )
Askotia
(Where did we... ah yes!)
Before I fall down I have two words!
RULE ASKOTIA!!!
Zhukovestan
*laughs more*
You're so funny, Askotia, how about we finish this, eh?
Askotia
De-escalate n o w.
Zhukovestan
We will never give up!
Go ARF! Go! March on the enemy!
Fine, I will de-escalate it. Only if the punny nation of Askotia gives up.
Anyways...
Askotia
If you do not de-escalate the situation The Island Of Sorna and New Plant will be forced to get involved in this war
The Pr Dakota, prepare for war.
De-escalate now you or will be liberated.
The Island Of Sorna
let Astkotia alone, take some land tho, maximum is 220km.
Ugh...
You commies never know how to live in peace do you?
Hmph... guess I have no choices here but...
Askotia officially annaunces surrender.
Zhukovestan
So you took the easy way. To be honest I'm impressed you didn't fight till the last drop of blood, like others.
Oh well, time for Peace Negotiations.
The Island Of Sorna, New Plant, Askotia
Post self-deleted by New Plant.
Askotia you will keep most of your land, and you guys musn't attack each other for atleast 1 year, and as for what the commies gained: you will be forced to pay war reperations for half a year and they get to occupy a maximum of 220km of land. If your unhappy with these terms just let me know :D
New Plant, Askotia
Yes.
Askotia
Let the peace conference begin...
Sorry man, didn't knew, but it's public based opinion society these days.
New Plant
This is good.
Tell me if my terms are good enough.
Hmm... let me think until everyone gives their proposition.
The Island Of Sorna, Zhukovestan
Its ok.
My proposition is that I will let you be, but I will turn your government socialist.
Askotia
I am already socialist.
Edit: Allies?
Zhukovestan
Oh heck naw, you ain't turning me into a commie.
The Island Of Sorna
Like this post if the terms are good enough, i will only count votes from New Plant, The Island Of Sorna , Askotia and Zhukovestan.
New Plant, Zhukovestan, Askotia
We could create an alliance comrade.
And what if I force it?
do not force it.
New Plant
Welp... everyone agreed.
It seems all the nations that i asked to vote have voted, these terms seem to be good enough and shall be the official terms of surrender, of course, you can tell me to add stuff ;D
Askotia
About the alliance soo... New Plant and The Island Of Sorna are trying to make a union.
Edit: Ask Sorna for a alliance between New Plant , The Island Of Sorna and Zhukovestan
Zhukovestan
An addition from an Askotian diplomat:
Disarmament of both countries should be good enough.
The Island Of Sorna, New Plant
Post self-deleted by New Plant.
Maybe.
To be honest... I changed my mind.
And now since the peace negotiations are over, I will go work on my nation.
See ya'll.
*leaves*
The Island Of Sorna
Watches from a bush
cya
well, the two countries could be limited to: 100 tanks, 20 artillery batteries, 100k troops and 500 fighters, 10 bombers, and 50 stealth planes, including stealth bombers.
Askotia
cya mate
Hm. Not bad.
The Island Of Sorna
yay! :D
takes out cartoonishly big binoculars and watches
The Island Of Sorna, Sutarianesia
*becomes a grasshopper and stands on you
Smacks the grasshopper
Hello.
Gets revived as a countryball
ok
Sutarianesia
I am watching events unfold.
ok
Sutarianesia
Meanwhile in Osheiga:
“Hey, isn’t it weird that we’ve been paying our taxes to literal sentient balls recently?”
“Really? I’ve never noticed that until now. Huh.”
The president is a conjoined Mentos roll, congress is sentient candy, and you are paying taxes to a Sutarianesian countryball.
Osheiga
So... the president and Congress is edible now? This will make enforcing our politics in the capital a lot easier...
No, if you eat them, you’ll faint.
Osheiga
And arrested.
Osheiga
Osheiga
Aww! That’s sad. I guess we’ll just resort to importing from the Oreo Corporation.
I mean, candy is legal, just not living candy.
Osheiga
Should the M&M commercials be taken down then?
No, because they’re fictional sentient candy.
They just need to put a disclaimer.
Osheiga
Well, now that sentient candy is apparently real, who knows? They could be trapped in some filmmaker’s apartment, enslaved to make commercials for the rest of their lives...
That’s a good story for the next Oshe’igan Tabloid issue, actually
Yeah, that maybe would make a good issue.
Osheiga
(Anyways, I’m gonna go sleep now)
You can join me po if you want.
What is Ipugao’s location in RP?
Ipugao
It depends, the whole of Ypugaw or the nation of Ypugaw in our HRE like Unity?
Ypugaw in your HRE.
Ipugao
North Luzon po, with the Capitol located in Ifugao.
So Manila is vacant?
*Filipino anthem in English starts playing and intensifies
No, another state/nation in the Unity owns it po.
So the entirety of the Philippines is not available for colonization?
Ipugao
I thought we decided we are in different dimensions po? Why don't you colonize your own Philippines?
Why on you on Palcania’s treaty then?
Ipugao
I thought that would be a different dimension po.
If Nicholas And Great Britain exists in my timeline, then you exist in my timeline.
Ipugao
We could just be connected by interdimensional portals po.
Oh never mind.
Ipugao
About that treaty, I never got to participate in it.
Yes I know.
New Plant
Hey, New Plant, what do you want to RP about po?
Members of The Alcania pact, some suprematists are revolting in the south. Could you contribute troops?!
Ipugao, Eroana
Yes, sending troops now. What is the name of the rebellion? I'd just like to know.
Ipugao
They called it: The Revival of Dixie. We’ll call it Rebellion #999
Ipugao
Wait, have you had 999 rebellions?
Ipugao, Monacan Controlled Malaysia
No, I made the numbers up.
Ipugao, Monacan Controlled Malaysia
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