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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
Oh, ok. That would have been a heck of a lot of rebellions.
Ipugao
Yes. Anyway, time to crush ‘em.
Ipugao
Yep, they shall die.
Ipugao
Those pro-slavery scoundrels should disappear.
*bombs Richmond
Ipugao
Oof Richmond. Also bye bye Birmingham.
Ipugao
*captures St Augustine and New Orleans
Ipugao
What is the name again po?
Will you join po?
Oceania or Oceanic Empire.
Ipugao
I will be considering it. I like the idea since my nation is in a region not yet claimed. What exactly implies joining?
Ipugao
What time shall it be set in po?
I'm not sure about the time. Somewhere in the future.
Ipugao
Can we have space colonies po?
Hey, Osheiga, wanna join Oceania po?
Osheiga
Is Oceania like another pact
Ipugao
Ok, what will be the anthem?
Ipugao
No, an empire.
I'm making the map, Ipugao what land do you have?
Post self-deleted by Eroana.
It will be nice to see the map, how far have you gotten on it The American Anarchist Empire? As in, how many nations have you done?
it decided to delete itself
Eroana
That's a big oof. Dangit.
Y I K E S. It’s probably is having a bad day.
Eroana
https://i.postimg.cc/sXJ30N53/Oceanic-Empire-Member-States.png
Close enough, I don't want to do an advanced thing so eh.
Sutarianesia, Eroana
Love it! It is almost correct, with only two things wrong, being Vichy France is mine, (including Sardinia), and that Madagascar is split between me in the North, and Sutarianesia in the South. But other than that, the map is great!
I lost my largest bastion, but it’s fine!
Eroana
Oh yeah, you lost the US land, but eh, who cares?
Especially since my colonies in South America have contact with the US!
Okay, I'll join bc im landlocked surrounded by you guys > < so for safety's sake
Ipugao
Seriously, What should be the anthem?
Milanollo or Scipio?
Milanollo.
Ok, did you listen to those songs though
Yes.
Hey, Oceanic empire, want to see me invade Malta?
Sure!
Ok
*Minecraft manhunt music starts playing
Eroana
Eroana, I’ve annexed Malta in a little over 10 minutes.
Wow, that fast
Yes. Also somebody declared war on me. Check Knowhere for more.
Ipugao, Eroana
*Drone strikes*
*Shoots down drones*
*Sends more drones*
*Hacks drones*
*They self destruct and drop the napalm and cluster bombs*
*gets popcorn
Oh boy, this is going to get interesting!
Ipugao, Pfem
I will return later po. I have to use the bathroom.
Pfem
Jeez, 9 hours! How badly did you need to go?
Pfem
*Attaches bombs to flocks of geese and sinks ipugao ships*
*gives Ipugao some weapons
*Sneaks fake bomb ammo to blow up cannons and guns*
Ey! Not cool!
*Harasses Pfemian ships
*Throws thousands of potatoes painted as grenades and actual grenades with pins*
*starts raiding ships
*Bombs, sinks own ships and yours and escapes with ssbn submarine*
Time to declare war.
*drops napalm, oil, and Molotov cocktails
*Builds fake military bases to trick*
I’m doing it on strategic cities.
*Does to alcania metro but with ballistic missiles and torpedoes*
*protects Alcania with a indestructible barrier
heyyyy isn't that god modding
We’re the USA. We can do essentially anything.
*Mines own ocean, sinks sutarianesian ships*
*bombs the mines
*Bombers explode bc bombs*
That’s it!
*invades Pfem
*Bombs invaders*
*calls TNA
*Scraps sutarianesian ships to repair and pay debt, drafts Pfemians and interrogates sutarianesians*
launches scout to learn whats happening
emer goodness pfems president in his underwear it was time to leave for he had seen everything
CANZUK Confederation intelligence teams have picked up reports of an ongoing war. Of course, it wasn't surprising to them that multiple reckless nations were squabbling but they had a job to do. Two unmarked fighters, and an elite team of special forces were to be sent to investigate.
anyways prepares soldiers
*Sends more spies into tna*
provides funds for revolutionaries in pfem
*Sends more spies, hires young people to create global pro-Pfem sensation*
*bombards Pfem
Thank you.
*Directs Pfemian revolutionaries to tna invaders*
That’s it!
*Nukes the entirety of Pfem
:|
*Brings the entirety of extremely enraged Pfemians to sutarianesia, kills the entire sutarianesian working class *
You just killed a whole team of my soldiers and two aircraft
I had to do it.
Suddenly, Tix Tax stepped down from President.
Sutarianesia is sanctioned for the war crime, and is heavily condemned.
*Watches tna crack*
CANZUK follows suit and Sutarianesia goods are banned. The citizens are enraged by the killing of CANZUKan forces.
I surrender and deserve to be occupied.
Occupies All American/Europe Sutarianesia territories with the rest going to Pfem
Pfem
My empire is expanding.
Pfem Forever!
Also I shall decommission these nukes into power plants and pay even more of the debt.
*Captures Pfem Island again and has celebration, begins rebuilding cities*
You can have Greenland actually as an autonomous state.
https://i.postimg.cc/XqQ18zQR/20210615-025503.jpg
The Emperian Autonomous State of Sutarianesia.
Hello!
Behind the scenes, the king took control during the war, and approved the bombing of Pfem. We Sutarianesians are sorry for the bombing and we will make sure this never happens again.
Now both of us are scorched earth!
But i have money i took from you!
What king?
King Red (the M&M) the First.
is anyone againt me claiming the yukon?
Err, okay. Still doesn't mean nuking millions was good so stay in Greenland for now.
Yes. And the president is criticizing the king for nuking a nation.
Pfem
Okay.
Sutarianesia
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