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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow

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Steampunk Engineers wrote:*notices you died*

Oh, well that’s a problem

*throws some bandages at you, shocks you a bit with a defibrillator, and gives you a pill*

*stays dead because Steamie isn't a real doctor lol*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

*searches for the missing Steampunk Engineers*

Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Pursuit of properly perfect peace pleases; such silence suitably supports certain silent sensibilities.

Proctethia, Melicorium

Genericnormalnation wrote:Why did you do that? You should have gotten money!

Shut up!

*feeds you the beans and a beanstalk grows out of your stomach, leading to Psomewhere Over The Rainbow*

Sorry about that... you're gonna have to live with that thing attatxhed to your stomach.

Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:Shut up!

*feeds you the beans and a beanstalk grows out of your stomach, leading to Psomewhere Over The Rainbow*

Sorry about that... you're gonna have to live with that thing attatxhed to your stomach.

I spit out the beans before the beanstalk grew

Proctethia, Melicorium

Genericnormalnation wrote:I spit out the beans before the beanstalk grew

And I placed them back in.

Melicorium, Genericnormalnation

Proctethia wrote:And I placed them back in.

No, I spit them into your mouth.

Proctethia, Melicorium

Genericnormalnation wrote:No, I spit them into your mouth.

And I spat it right back in your's.

Melicorium, Genericnormalnation

Proctethia wrote:And I spat it right back in your's.

And when you did I fed it to a bird who swallowed it

Proctethia, Melicorium

Genericnormalnation wrote:And when you did I fed it to a bird who swallowed it

And I fed you the bird.

Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:And I fed you the bird.

And I spit it out and the bird spit the beans out and they fell to the ground. By this time the beanstalk is growing out of the ground

Proctethia, Melicorium

Genericnormalnation wrote:And I spit it out and the bird spit the beans out and they fell to the ground. By this time the beanstalk is growing out of the ground

And I fed the ground to you and taped your mouth shut.

Melicorium, Genericnormalnation

Proctethia wrote:And I fed the ground to typu and taped your mouth shut.

What? I’m confused

Proctethia, Melicorium

Konneker wrote:Yes sir!

*Releases Proctethia and Laamiva*

Just be sure not to fall into my traps again!

*falls in a trap*

Help!!!

Melicorium, Laamiva, Genericnormalnation

Proctethia wrote:*falls in a trap*

Help!!!

*just looks as you fall*

Proctethia, Melicorium

*sits around in a van with a bag on my head, Konneker guarding me, and Melicorium driving*

Melicorium, Konneker

Proctethia wrote:*sits around in a van with a bag on my head, Konneker guarding me, and Melicorium driving*

What? I never agreed to this!

*Releases you at a hotel*

Proctethia, Konneker

Melicorium wrote:What? I never agreed to this!

*Releases you at a hotel*

Well, I fell into another trap.

Proctethia wrote:*falls in a trap*

Help!!!

*falls in another trap*

Help?

Melicorium, Konneker

Proctethia wrote:*sits around in a van with a bag on my head, Konneker guarding me, and Melicorium driving*

Stop forcing me to hold you prisoner by your own will! Are you that stupid?

Proctethia, Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:Well, I fell into another trap.*falls in another trap*

Help?

Okay, fine...

*Demolishes all of my traps*

Proctethia, Melicorium

Konneker wrote:Stop forcing me to hold you prisoner by your own will! Are you that stupid?

>:(

D;

I'm not the one forcing you!

Konneker wrote:Okay, fine...

*Demolishes all of my traps*

*falls into one of Snufkin's traps*

Melicorium, Laamiva, Snufkin

Post self-deleted by Melicorium.

Melicorium wrote:PLEASE Proctethia AND Laamiva!

STOP CALLING ME IMPERIALIST AND CAPITALIST!

I WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOUR RELATIONS WITH PARKY ANYMORE!

JUST CREATE ANOTHER CHAT WITH HIM, YOU, AND Cohuila Y Tejas, AND NOT ME!

I haven't called you imperialist in 9 minutes, and capitalist in a few hours.

Melicorium, Laamiva

Proctethia wrote:>:(

D;

I'm not the one forcing you!

*falls into one of Snufkin's traps*

Awww<3 sweet of you.

Haven't forgotten about meee!

Proctethia, Melicorium, Laamiva

Post self-deleted by Melicorium.

The Filippinas wrote:*stays dead because Steamie isn't a real doctor lol*

*uses staff to revive you because magic or something*

Proctethia wrote:*searches for the missing Steampunk Engineers*

Hallo.

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*uses staff to revive you because magic or something*

Hallo.

You're back, Steamie! ^_^

*hugs*

I missed you! :(

Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:You're back, Steamie! ^_^

*hugs*

I missed you! :(

Yeah... sorry about that

*hug back*

Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*uses staff to revive you because magic or something*

Hallo.

Hey Steamie! Where the heck you been? :(

I missed youu

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Hey Steamie! Where the heck you been? :(

I missed youu

Sorry, was dealing with some stuff.. But I here now again, so is good

*hug*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Sorry, was dealing with some stuff.. But I here now again, so is good

*hug*

I hope everythings okay... if you wanna talk about it I'm here, okay kiddo?

*hugs you tight*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:I hope everythings okay... if you wanna talk about it I'm here, okay kiddo?

*hugs you tight*

Things are fine, don’t worry

*hug more tighterness*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Things are fine, don’t worry

*hug more tighterness*

Well yeah okay. Just... if you wanna chat and talk about it shoot me a dm on discord, okay? I'm here for ya.

*hugs you more lovingly*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Well yeah okay. Just... if you wanna chat and talk about it shoot me a dm on discord, okay? I'm here for ya.

*hugs you more lovingly*

Okay thank you, but is fine

:p

*is hugged*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Okay thank you, but is fine

:p

*is hugged*

Hm, well other than that, how have you been today?

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Hm, well other than that, how have you been today?

Tired.

How about you?

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Tired.

How about you?

Yeah same, and bored -_-

I'm just drinking milky creamy coffee right now

You should go sleep!

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Yeah same, and bored -_-

I'm just drinking milky creamy coffee right now

You should go sleep!

I would sleep more, but then Kerlie gets upset for some reason..

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:I would sleep more, but then Kerlie gets upset for some reason..

Oh yeah, she's a very emotionally unstable person. I often try to chat with her and reverse her suicidal tendencies. It's sad really :(

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Oh yeah, she's a very emotionally unstable person. I often try to chat with her and reverse her suicidal tendencies. It's sad really :(

Oh... that is sad..

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

*gives Kerlodia a big hug*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Oh... that is sad..

Yeah... she's been like that for a long time.

Let's give her lots of love and support, okay?

*hugs both Kerlodia and Steamie*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:I would sleep more, but then Kerlie gets upset for some reason..

I'm... sorry... it's my fault... why am I so selfish?

Just kill me....

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Kerlodia wrote:I'm... sorry... it's my fault... why am I so selfish?

Just kill me....

You're not being selfish... you just want to spend time with people you love.

*hugs*

Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Kerlodia wrote:I'm... sorry... it's my fault... why am I so selfish?

Just kill me....

Don’t say that, it’s okay!

*big hugs*

Proctethia, Melicorium

Kerlodia wrote:*falls asleep on your lap* mm... warm

Oh, I see your nation title...

*big hug to help you be happier*

Proctethia, Melicorium

The United Socialist States of America’s embassies with Proctethia, Southern Shrekistan (Cohuila Y Tejas’s TSP puppet), and Laamiva shall extend here!

Welcome, comrades!

*Gives all of you a hearty handshake*

Proctethia, Laamiva

Melicorium wrote:The United Socialist States of America’s embassies with Proctethia, Southern Shrekistan (Cohuila Y Tejas’s TSP puppet), and Laamiva shall extend here!

Welcome, comrades!

*Gives all of you a hearty handshake*

(OOC: Embassies, Embassies! I should have included that in my foreign relations dispatch. Also, my nation is on lockdown currently, so all ambassodors won't shake hands.)

Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:(OOC: Embassies, Embassies! I should have included that in my foreign relations dispatch. Also, my nation is on lockdown currently, so all ambassodors won't shake hands.)

Say now, you have a dispatch on that too?

Proctethia

Melicorium wrote:Say now, you have a dispatch on that too?

(ООС: I do.) https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1397541

Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:(ООС: I do.) https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1397541

(OOC)

Nation Name: Melicorium

Official Nation Name: United Socialist States of America

Proctethia’s Embassy Location: Cypress, East Texas

Notes: Member of T.S.P., trade partner, military partner, that dreaded TREATY OF PLODOON, Discord DM between leaders... What else?

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers

Melicorium wrote:(OOC)

Nation Name: Melicorium

Official Nation Name: United Socialist States of America

Proctethia’s Embassy Location: Cypress, East Texas

Notes: Member of T.S.P., trade partner, military partner, that dreaded TREATY OF PLODOON, Discord DM between leaders... What else?

Unless you signed any treaties with Proctethia in the past, I don't think so.

Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:Unless you signed any treaties with Proctethia in the past, I don't think so.

Oh, alright... :p

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers

Melicorium wrote:Oh, alright... :p

I will note, Proctethian embassies don't have to be in the capital, despite what I may have made it seem.

Auphelia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Schweizer Reich wrote:That's weird

*shoots you with a Wimmersperg Spz*

Bye

*Fires light infantry mortar*

*The shell accidentally lands near us, blasting us in the air and sending us to Psomewhere Over The Rainbow*

Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers

Melicorium wrote:The United Socialist States of America’s embassies with Proctethia, Southern Shrekistan (Cohuila Y Tejas’s TSP puppet), and Laamiva shall extend here!

Welcome, comrades!

*Gives all of you a hearty handshake*

Wat

Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Unfortunately, Eurovision 2020 was cancelled. Fortunately, that doesn’t mean we have to wait a year for some lovely songs. Enter Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. Helmed by the comedian Will Ferrell and the always brilliant Rachel McAdams, this film not only gave a touch of silliness, but several excellent (mostly fictional) songs to assuage the agony of going an entire year without ruthlessly tearing down other nations (“Arcade” should never have won) have been granted to us. The only question now is this: which song reigns supreme?

NationStates.net/page=poll/p=160461

Proctethia wrote:I will note, Proctethian embassies don't have to be in the capital, despite what I may have made it seem.

Typically embassies are hosted in a capitol whilst consulates are found in other cities.

Maybe Auphelia, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Breaking News: Judguin Moddy Judy has been replaced by the robot, Roboguin!

Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

*buries the RMB in a grave*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Tsp Local Council wrote:*buries the RMB in a grave*

It shall be reborn then!

*Cuts a fish*

East Lodge, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

*burns a town*

*burns the forest*

*burns the ground*

*creates hell on earth with my fire*

I don't feel like doing anymore.

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

*looks around at the dead-ish region of Underwhere*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*looks around at the dead-ish region of Underwhere*

Big ouph. ._.

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Big ouph. ._.

Ouph?

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Ouph?

It's a word Astro made, you know that nice fox guy. It's just like "Oof". It's the sound you make when you see someone... I dunno, getting their ass kicked, or when you hear a terrible story from your friends and don't have a way of properly answering back

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:It's a word Astro made, you know that nice fox guy. It's just like "Oof". It's the sound you make when you see someone... I dunno, getting their ass kicked, or when you hear a terrible story from your friends and don't have a way of properly answering back

Oh okay, so like how you change the spelling of “cool” to “kewl”

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Oh okay, so like how you change the spelling of “cool” to “kewl”

Yes, I think it's a lot more kewl. :P

And also another word made up by Astro. Credits to him for making me use em lol.

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Yes, I think it's a lot more kewl. :P

And also another word made up by Astro. Credits to him for making me use em lol.

Oh, well that’s neat. Anyways, seems that this region isn’t very active

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Oh, well that’s neat. Anyways, seems that this region isn’t very active

Indeed. Hmm we used to be the top posters here, remember that? :P

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Indeed. Hmm we used to be the top posters here, remember that? :P

Indeed indeed, I remember

:p

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Indeed indeed, I remember

:p

That was lots of fun being with ya.

But now... what's happened? We've stopped for no reasonnnn. Is this the endddd, where did we go wrongg?🎶

lol

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:That was lots of fun being with ya.

But now... what's happened? We've stopped for no reasonnnn. Is this the endddd, where did we go wrongg?🎶

lol

I dunno, we don’t have to stop chatting here though

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote: nice fox guy

Hopefully Steamie doesn't mistake TSSS for me. :P

The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:Hopefully Steamie doesn't mistake TSSS for me. :P

How could I mistake you? I’m not fox-ist

*hug*

Proctethia, Melicorium

Boo.

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:I dunno, we don’t have to stop chatting here though

Lol, yeah I agree to that.

*presents you a mountain of brownies*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Lol, yeah I agree to that.

*presents you a mountain of brownies*

*falls over onto the brownies and begins the process of consumption*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Nous n'avons pas à suivre les règles du LSP ici, alors oui!

Je me fiche également de savoir si Google Translate n'est pas fiable. :P

(LSP comes from Le Pacifique Sud, which means The South Pacific.)

Auphelia, Maybe Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers

Steampunk Engineers wrote:

*falls over onto the brownies and begins the process of consumption*

*begins narration of a BBC nature narrator*

And here it is, a rare sight. The Steamie erhumpothipicus, in its natural habitat. Consuming its favorite dish, the "chocolate brownie", eaten by daily humans.

We are at a safe distance as to not disturb her enjoyment.

Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:*begins narration of a BBC nature narrator*

And here it is, a rare sight. The Steamie erhumpothipicus, in its natural habitat. Consuming its favorite dish, the "chocolate brownie", eaten by daily humans.

We are at a safe distance as to not disturb her enjoyment.

*looks directly at you*

What’s a erhumpothipicus?

Auphelia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*looks directly at you*

What’s a erhumpothipicus?

*was in the middle of filming you*

Aw come on! You were doing so good! Now you're ruining my nature show :(

I'm joking, haha

I just made that word up to sound smArt

Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:*was in the middle of filming you*

Aw come on! You were doing so good! Now you're ruining my nature show :(

I'm joking, haha

I just made that word up to sound smArt

Nature show? But I’m not a wild animal, I’m slightly more civilized

Auphelia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:Nature show? But I’m not a wild animal, I’m slightly more civilized

Yeah... I know I'm sorry (._. ")

You act like one though constantly when exposed to brownies.

*eats brownies right in front of you*

Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Melicorium wrote:Nous n'avons pas à suivre les règles du LSP ici, alors oui!

Je me fiche également de savoir si Google Translate n'est pas fiable. :P

(LSP comes from Le Pacifique Sud, which means The South Pacific.)

Disposez-vous d'un interprète vers le français, ou parlez-vous vous-même le français? Si tu utilises un ordinateur, n'oublie pas de te servir du correcteur pour vérifier l'orthographe et la grammaire!

Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Maybe Auphelia wrote:Disposez-vous d'un interprète vers le français, ou parlez-vous vous-même le français? Si tu utilises un ordinateur, n'oublie pas de te servir du correcteur pour vérifier l'orthographe et la grammaire!

Je viens de dire que j'ai utilisé Google Translate.

Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers

Melicorium wrote:Je viens de dire que j'ai utilisé Google Translate.

You said that it was inaccurate, dear. I could not determine if you referred to you using it or not caring if others used it to translate.

C'est une langue magnifique. Vous ne parlez que très peu, voire pas du tout français ?

Auphelia, The Tsp Local Council, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Maybe Auphelia wrote:C'est une langue magnifique. Vous ne parlez que très peu, voire pas du tout français ?

All I know about French is hon hon hon baguette croissant that The Internationale was originally written in that language.

Auphelia, The Tsp Local Council, Maybe Auphelia, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers

The Filippinas wrote:Yeah... I know I'm sorry (._. ")

You act like one though constantly when exposed to brownies.

*eats brownies right in front of you*

What do you mean? I don’t begin acting like a-

*sees brownies and immediately jumps to them*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:What do you mean? I don’t begin acting like a-

*sees brownies and immediately jumps to them*

Lol, seeee! :P

*is tackled by a wild Steamie*

Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Lol, seeee! :P

*is tackled by a wild Steamie*

*noms on brownies while on you*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*noms on brownies while on you*

Classic Steamie.

Dude wouldn't it be just such a dream if there was a real life brownie heaven, with brownies as waterfalls

gaspp, me and steamie would be first in line lmao

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:Classic Steamie.

Dude wouldn't it be just such a dream if there was a real life brownie heaven, with brownies as waterfalls

gaspp, me and steamie would be first in line lmao

That would be awesome :p

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:That would be awesome :p

It would be a dream, yeah

*starts drooling over contemplating about brownie edible roller coasters*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

*finishes creating brownie heaven*

The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

The Filippinas wrote:It would be a dream, yeah

*starts drooling over contemplating about brownie edible roller coasters*

*is already imagining eating the entirety of Brownie heaven*

Proctethia wrote:*finishes creating brownie heaven*

*immediately gets in a Steampunk Airship to get there*

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*is already imagining eating the entirety of Brownie heaven*

*immediately gets in a Steampunk Airship to get there*

o.o

Well, clearly brownie heaven will be browniless soon.

*notices the brownie crumbs on me*

Uh oh...

The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:o.o

Well, clearly brownie heaven will be browniless soon.

*notices the brownie crumbs on me*

Uh oh...

*quickly takes the brownies from you and then goes back to going to brownie heaven*

Proctethia, Melicorium

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*quickly takes the brownies from you and then goes back to going to brownie heaven*

I'm in brownie heaven...

Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:I'm in brownie heaven...

Oh you are? I expected more brownies than this..

*still jumps into a pile of brownies anyways*

Proctethia

Proctethia wrote:*finishes creating brownie heaven*

:o

Steampunk Engineers wrote:*is already imagining eating the entirety of Brownie heaven*

*immediately gets in a Steampunk Airship to get there*

Lol,

Heyy leave some for me too :(

*hops on your airship as a stowaway, and secretely eats some of brownie heaven when we land*

Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers

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