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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
A rebellion has occured in Chezoria. Us Chezoris did not like the government, so we have overthrown it. We are truly sorry for the damage caused by the old government. You can keep us as a puppet as long as you need.
Eroana
Oh, you have changed a lot. It is ok, as the damage was not caused by you, but the old government. We will see what Sutarianesia says about this.
Chezoria
Ok. I understand that if he wants to puppet us for longer. It is his choice.
Eroana
As long as you don’t attack us, you will not be puppeted any longer.
Yes, we won't attack or invade you. Thanks for letting us go!
Sutarianesia, Eroana
We united to rebuild. So are you done with rebuilding? Because our union was not permanent. Once Rebuilding is finished we would be separate countries again.
Eroana
My rebuilding is done. We can separate now.
We make a document to separate.
Eroana
Ok.
Ok, I printed and faxed it to you. Now, you sign it.
I have signed it.
We are officially separated.
Eroana
Ok. That was a nice union. How is President Tix Tax, has he recovered?
Yes, he ate a 1up mushroom, and he is fine! In fact he’s running the country now!
Eroana
Great that he is back to running the country now!
The Pirates have taken over this RP region, a pirate owned RP will come soon.
Have some weapons, pal.
*the landing craft charge towards the coast guard*
*the coast guard starts mowing down the landing craft*
Ipugao
Were no match
Retreat!
*Henry Stickmin snipes one of the captains in the crafts and then leaves*
Ipugao
Time to take it on their soil
Counter attack!
Ipugao
Lol
Uunited Islandic troops land on Osnen shores
Ipugao
This Naval battle is sponsored by the Pirates of The RMB.
Ipugao
Ipugao
*osnen coastal defenses try to fight back but are overwhelmed*
That’s fine ima bought to Finnish them
*the Uunited Islandic troops quickly rush to the capital and Finnish the rest of Osnen’s military*
Ipugao
White flag
Uunited Islands will take full control of Osnen
Ipugao
e i allow e
On the day of Ikorin Sol'Izoroph's coronation ceremony the former Terraph of Maximus Sol'Izoroph has decided to retire to live out his day Ikorin is now Terraph
Ipugao
*drags Concrete Slab to Psomewhere Over The Rainbow*
Concrete Slab, Ipugao
*bounces up and down*
All right bro, ready to catch these hands?
*Pulls out prison cake*
All right, come at me bro!
Concrete Slab
*jumps at you, extending my right foot*
*Pulls jetpack out of cake and jetpacks over foot* Stickmin PAWNCH! *Goes in for a punch*
Concrete Slab
*holds up shield to block and counters with my scythe*
*Pulls out comically large spoon and wacks scythe out of hands*
Concrete Slab
*uses the momentum to fall back, swinging my legs to sweep you off your feet*
*Quickly hops back up* Oh God wet floor! *Falls back down but gets up again to kick you in the cement mixers*
Concrete Slab
*grins as i fall in*
You fool.
*holds my hand out, causing all the concrete in the mixers to explode out and rush toward you*
O_O EWWW GOD NO EWWWW GET I OFF, I THINK I GOT SOME IN MY MOUTH, I WAS REFERENCING THE CEMENT MIXERS AS "balls" EWW GOD NO EWWWW
Concrete Slab
*closes my hand into a fist, causing the cement to harden and trap you*
There.
*holds out hand, causing my scythe to zoom back*
Any last words?
Accidentally trips sending boiling food into your eyes
Concrete Slab
*blinks*
Who are you?
Kill me, kille me and end this, PLEASE!
Concrete Slab
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, you from the future?
Concrete Slab
You got it dude!
*leaps into the air, doing a 360 spin before kicking you in the head*
*A weird voice in the background goes "Fatality"*
Concrete Slab
Shoots Concrete Slab in the head. Victory appears in the sky.
Concrete Slab
All right!
*bullet pings off my smooth concrete exterior*
Oi
Number 1 victory royale 'bout to get down, get down. 10 kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town
GUYS
I AM MAKING MAP FOR RP!
Please TG to join, my only rule is no godmodding and toxicity, since I don't feel like dictating what you guys do.
ok?
if you need a map made , i can do it.
I made one already, I need somebody to make a rule factbook.
ya no, definitely not my specialty ..
this was
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=u_good_bro/detail=factbook/id=1535640
Sakhalin...what about Kuril Islands?
i can do it
that was its own pronivince.
so we didnt need a note.
just saying I own what the British empire did
Ipugao
I think thats cheating po.
You can have South Africa, but all other land will vary by discussion.
Ipugao, what do you want?
Nicholas And Great Britain, Ipugao
Okay, I will take Liberia, sierra leone, guinea, and the ivory coast
Ipugao
Im going to make a map of what I want, we'll use the map to define our treaties.
Ipugao
I already said Southern Africa, Madagascar and parts of Eastern Africa po.
Any contesting?
If not, thats a fine slice of land you got!
I want Nigeria, Cameroon, Somalia, and the Congo.
Oh well then, you'll have it then since Great Britain is napping, he can have the scraps.
Slin Hifen
I'll just take Madagascar and the parts of Eastern and Southern Africa you don't own po.
You can have Mozambique and Madagascar, also Tanzania.
Ipugao
I'll just have the parts they don't own and have Abyssinia as a satellite state po.
Heck, might as well take guinea bissau, senegal, and gambia
Palcania
You can have that, Tanzania, I can assure you Somalia, Eritrea, and Djibouti with Abyssinia.
Ipugao
I'll get you Western Africa actually.
Ipugao
Here is the map for the regions of Africa:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_of_Africa#/media/File:Africa_map_regions.svg
And here is what Britain owned:
https://www.mapsofworld.com/answers/history/african-countries-colonized-british/attachment/africa-map-countries-colonized-by-british/
I'll just own Madagascar and the parts of Eastern and Southern Africa that Britain doesn't own po.
all of western africa?
He doesn't get all of it, He should be content with South Africa, I gave him a lot of it.
I will take Egypt.
Ipugao
This is the end of the conference for Africa, Nations that have Africa must agree to not contest each others claims unless otherwise.
https://ibb.co/m4NCyw9
Africa.
Ipugao
I'd like to have the ones near the Eastern parts of Africa po.
No worries, you own them now.
Ipugao
Can you remove the parts I own south of Uganda and Kenya po? (except for the islands and Madagascar)
my nation is the British empire but let's just say i only own the colonies that I made a nation for:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1543017
I can make a change on the map for you to own Kenya.
on May 19 , 2021 , the President of The Republic of Kwicha was assassinated in his home at 9:04 AM. He was stabbed by John Wilford , a Neo Nazi who is police custody. Lakwans successor will sworn into office soon.
Nicholas And Great Britain
Post self-deleted by Melicorium.
I’ll fight you here, Kwicha!
Ipugao
*sends scouts and marksmen from the Mna 1St Special Forces Regiment and Mna 2Nd Special Forces Regiment to Kwicha to watch their activity*
Ipugao
Wait you have a military?
Melicorium, Ipugao
Yes, Ipugao gave me my military back and some of my territory.
Ipugao
Well dont attack france please
Melicorium, Sutarianesia, Ipugao
Ok, I will not attack France.
Nicholas And Great Britain, Ipugao
the JIA starts using 4k cameras and launched the Polarius-1 space telescope to search space outside of the Anterion star system
Melicorium, Ipugao
As I was saying, Kandorith, don’t attack.
Ipugao
Kandorith, you will get 2 islands for free, free oil and steel for 400 years, and your troops can freely move through my territory, if you don't attack.
Sutarianesia, Ipugao
Kandorith its a scam they just want all the help they can get. They assassinated my president , join the light side.
Sutarianesia stop trying so hard to get people on your side , youre gonna lose the war anyway.
I’d rather die in glory than live in disgrace!
Ipugao
We'll wait for Kandorith to decide , from there we will continue to fight.
No, we never did that. You tried to assassinate President Tix Tax.
Ipugao
I did not assassinate your president!
Ipugao
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