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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
*starts break dancing in front of Si-Topia*
Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
Wut. I thought we were fighting, not dance fighting >.>
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
*springs out of a smooth dance move and fly-kicks you in the jaw*
Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
Welcome to TSP Fight Night! I'm your announcer, Mike Announcerman, and I'm here to introduce you to our fighters!
In the red corner, we have an extremely sturdy building material that I don't want falling on my toes!
And in the blue corner, we have a gigantic fire-breathing dragon who could cook me alive and eat me in my sleep if she wanted to!
Let's get ready to RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!
Si-Topia, Concrete Slab, Melicorium
*yelps and jumps back*
Oh you little brat!!
*swings my tail around and flings you to the ground*
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
*brings my elbow into your tail multiple times to get you to try and let go*
Ya snooze you lose!!
Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
Aaannd he's pinned! If he can't get out soon, this fight's gonna be over faster than it began!
Si-Topia, Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao
*covers your face with a wing, trying to smother you*
I'm not letting go, you're gonna stay on the ground till you give up!!
*lifts tail just enough then slams it back down*
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
*my right red eye glows and shoots a laser through your wing as I produce a blade from my forearm and lunge for your tail*
It'll take more than that to bring me down!
Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
Is that even legal?!
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao
Ow!!
*growls and pulls my wing away*
Woah wait, when did you become a cyborg!?
*I fling my tail back, then jump up and kick you back with a foot, scratching my claws down your front*
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
*a surface level scratch appears down my chest*
I've always been one!
*rockets into the air*
(i think i gotta go to bed, but let's continue!!!!)
Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
I may or may not have funded a cybernetics lab in Waterloo that he may or may not have visited... some of those BlackBerry nerds really are geniuses!
Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao
Well this is new to me!
*I fly up to you, struggling from the laser burn on my wing, then shoot a jet of fire at you*
(Ah okay that's alright, just lmk when you want to continue ^-^)
Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
*eats popcorn*
Ipugao, Klysevia
Hello.
Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia
*narrowly avoids the jet of fire by twisting in the air, but I'm thrown off balance*
(We can just continue throughout the day whenever we have chances to respond :D)
Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia
Ipugao, Klysevia
*Flies straight at you, spins sideways at the last second and slams against you hoping to knock you out of the sky*
Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia
*tries to dodge but is fooled by the maneuver and zooms toward the ground*
Ergh *BZRT*
*manages to use the thrusters on my back to slow my descent, but still slams into the ground with a lot of force*
Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia
Yes!!
*dives straight down as fast as I can, heading straight for you*
You won't make it out alive so you'd better give up now!!
Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia
*shakes the rubble off me as I push myself up*
I won't pant go down that easily!
*uses my rocket boots to aid my leap out of the crater*
Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia
Alrighty then, if you say so
*swoops down and makes a ring of fire around you*
Let me know if that's not hot enough, I can always add more for ya!
Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia
*looks up at you as you circle*
Don't worry about it, it's good marshmallow heat!
*my arms shifts into a laser as I point and shoot a blast at you*
Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia
*Sees the laser and tries to dodge it but it hits my leg, burning my scales*
AHHHHHH!
*Spins and falls to the ground with a loud thud. I quickly roll over and stand back up*
Darn you and your stupid lasers!
Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia
*laser retreats back into my arm and is replaced by a blade*
*a second blade appears on my other arm*
We can tango if you'd like ;)
Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia
No thank you, I don't like dancing
*takes a step back*
Oh come on. This isn't fair, I want weapons too!
Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Zeu, Klysevia
You got claws and a scaly hide don't you? All right then.
*retracts blades*
My fists should be enough!
*rockets toward you with my fist outstrechted*
Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia
Your whole body is a weapon! You breathe fire for crying out loud!
Si-Topia, Ipugao
Well yeah but still, blades would be cool too
*flies at you, ready to hit you head on*
I know I know, but wouldn't like some armor with some spike and blades look cool??
Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia
*twists around your claw and slams my foot in an uppercut motion into your chin*
Ipugao, Klysevia
I'll get my R&D guys right on it!
Ipugao
*growls and stumbles back, spitting blood on the ground*
I'm not gonna have any teeth after this.
Concrete Slab, Klysevia
*spins back and gets in fighting stance*
It's the only place not armored!
*shoots out a hook from my wrist and wraps it around one of your legs*
Si-Topia, Klysevia
Hey wait, what are you doing!?
*Reaches for the hook to pull it off*
Concrete Slab, Klysevia
*runs and slides under your body, looping the rope around your body*
Si-Topia, Klysevia
Stop that!
*tugs at the rope*
Concrete Slab, Klysevia
*is pulled back and hits your side before landing on the ground on one knee*
You're not making this easy!
*kicks at one of your legs*
Si-Topia, Klysevia
Good, I'm glad you're struggling!
*pulls my leg up*
Ow!
*slaps you with wings*
Concrete Slab, Klysevia
*flies back a distance before hovering in the air with my thrusters*
Well you are a dragon!
*shoots a quick laser shot at you, but it's a little off balance*
Si-Topia, Klysevia
*dodges and retaliates with a jet of fire*
Concrete Slab, Klysevia
ERGH
*is engulfed and shields my face*
As the Terraph is reading the Kefnu Helna he is interrupted with a large boom in the sky
I’m not sure what region is more active with geopolitical roleplaying.. but I feel really lonely not having people to roleplay with in Knowhere as a fictional nation.. so hello! Haha.
*A familiar looking demon strolls in and begins to look around*
Did a house fall on a witch around here?
the silence was deafening. she sensed fear
Terraph Maximus had ordered the construction of a massive temple dedicated to the gods in Tastrius
Hello po!
*Prepares barbeque sticks and mallet*
Si-Topia
I'm warning you, I won't go down without a fight!
Ipugao
Oh! I'd love to do some exercises before a meal po!
*Prepares metal balls*
Si-Topia
Well it's a good thing I've had my afternoon nap, I've got plenty of energy to go.
*Flexes my wings and stretches*
Ipugao
*Spins metal balls*
Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh—hwoo!
rip
Hi, okay so let me know then you got the map!
Neo-Newlandian Empire
ok
Also, could you perhaps not have a war with me?
Neo-Newlandian Empire
no ^^
Why do you want my space program, you have a better one by a long way from me. You have a whole space Empire while I have a small base on mars.
Neo-Newlandian Empire
i need tsu's resources
He only funds what I need, I dont have any of his tech
Neo-Newlandian Empire
and alos i want all mars, murica
Take mercury or sm. If I had TSUs tech I'd be a lot more advanced. If you want a big bit of land, take Jupiter or saturn
Neo-Newlandian Empire
mars/ usa
Okay, can I have Canada and some south america countrys then? And you can help me get to another planet I can set up a colony on
Neo-Newlandian Empire
And my earth colony Anarcho-Britian is mine
Neo-Newlandian Empire
screw the map i cant upload it we just know wher ethe land is
So, can I have canada some south america (you get usa) and you help me move planet?
Neo-Newlandian Empire
ok
So, no war?
*goose the cat demands an child
Uh, who from
anyone
Gives a criminals child
now i want a baby
How many more sacrifices you want?
777 babys
777 children
777 monkis
777rams
777 goats
777 doves
Wont it look bad, sending children and babies to death
w h o
s a i d
t h e y
w i l l
d i e
What are you doing with them
mind your beeswax
What you gonna do with them
mind
your
bees
wax
tell
Me
tsome will be sacrificed to JESU-IEVAN and some will be adopted by Goose
What if I decline
war, famine, anime attacks
Wait, what's your country military spending
altogether..
No, the one you rp as. You can have millions of alts but what's your main accounts or this accounts military budget
2 million soldiers by ns stats
but actually 40 million
As in military budget, this account's is 543,147,208,121.82 but if I added all my alts up it would be bigger
Neo-Newlandian Empire
damn how many nukes, rockets, more nukes, did i say nke?, countries
I'll go add up all my alts budgets
Neo-Newlandian Empire
give me the 777 plz
5,210,091,977,354 is my military budget with all the alts or its atleast sort of around it
Neo-Newlandian Empire
not much
Haven't been playing for ages so eh.
What's your oldest account that still exists
my first nation was Communist Newland
Okay, also I noticed how my scientific advancement is a lot higher than yours. Meaning I'm gonna go research a lot of stuff to make my nation capable of defending itself
Neo-Newlandian Empire
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Written by Refuge Isle.