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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
*leaves a small pile of brownies designated for you as I continue eating the rest*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Gaspp, a gift from you? A gift consisting of your favorite food with that! Thank you brownie goddess
*nom nom nom* :D
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Yee I’m the brownie goddess!
:P
*makes a crown out of brownies and continues eating*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Yes, indeed. Your elegance and beauty is admired by all brownie lovers!
Can I have more...? lmao
*makes you a brownie throne to sit on*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*sits in the throne and throws brownies around*
Yup! :D
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Awesome! Long Live the brownie queen!
*sits down and starts to silently munch brownies like a small chibi boy*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*just falls over and continues eating brownies*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*pat pats Steamie* :p
Well, now what lol
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*is patted*
I dunno
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Hmm... here have a random full beer mug
*gives it to you*
Hold on, wait is this legal- >.>
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Who cares about legality
*drinks*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
I suppose so.
It's not illegal if you don't get caught, lol.
But still though you're not even like 16 yet so. Now I wonder if you've already done this. >->
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Indeed!
What you mean?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
I dunno, I just feel guilty because I'm letting a person, let alone a kid drink alcohol in front of me and I'm not doing anything responsible about it.
I mean in real life with I would, but for some reason with close friends I can't.
Ack what is with me. (._." )
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Hm, well this is just a roleplay in an online nation simulator game, so whatever
*drinks more*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Eh I guess that's true. If we both knew each irl though I would immediately be like "NO, STEAMIE. BeINg dRUNk Is NoT fUhn, i'M hEaDinG tO yoUR hoUsE to sTOp yOu and hUg u."
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Ignoring the semi-creepy implications of you finding my house to hug me, ja no I get it. Say no to alcohol and drugs and speeding and pirating movies and peer- pressure and not wearing a mask.
The Filippinas, Proctethia
There's nothing wrong with a short genuine hug! Especially since I consider you a good friend, it shouldn't be creepy.
Also, I meant if we were real life friends, I would do it lol
But yeah you know what I mean. *grabs a mug and drinks to wash away my awkwardness in conversations*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Yup and of course I know what you mean Fili :P
*hugs and drinks more*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Thank you, your ":P" always somehow relieves me makes me smile whenever we talk haha (~_~ ")
*hiccups and clumsily hugs you*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Well that’s nice, I’ll be sure to put more in my posts then
*hugs back*
:P
The Filippinas, Proctethia
I mean you don't have to, but still thanks a lot heh, good friend. ^-^
Whoah you... you have a long cat tail...
*gets woozy and dizzy due to intoxication*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*drunkness hasn’t gotten to me yet*
Um, you okay there Fili? You seem to be thinking my tail is long
The Filippinas, Proctethia
WhAAAt? Oh, you betcha! Better than ever!
This... this rum is quite somethin'
And yEEss, you have a very looooooong tail
Itz az big as an elephan'ts trrunk! *hic*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I don’t see what you mean..? Are you sure you’re seeing things righ-
*drunkeness stuff happens*
-Oh wait, I seee it toooo!
The Filippinas, Proctethia
wHooAaa, hoo-wee!
Whaz happening to us... Steamie you still doing gOOd?
*collapses and sits*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I’m doing greeeeaaaaaat
*falls on floor*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Oh nu, fren has fallen. yOu alright?
*waddles to you and helps you to sit down against a a wall*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*is of the unconscious*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Steaaaaaaaamieee, wake upp.
*lays you on a couch to rest better*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*rolls off the couch and wakes up*
What happennnned......?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Post self-deleted by The Filippinas.
Ouph, you okay bud?
I think it's *hic* definitely the *hic* alcohol *hic* we're...
. . .
Drinking. *hic* Darn it! *hic*
*hiccups but is able to let you sit down properly against couch*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I’m fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Neverrr been betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The Filippinas, Proctethia
HMmnnM, okay.
Maybe.... maybe we shoulda stop now ya' know, Fili feels like thiz ztuff iz dangerouss.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Dangerous howwwwwww?
*flops onto the floor again*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Likee, maybe you could drunk walk to the top of a skyscraper and fall and diiee, or maaybe you could go on r.. *hic* ..rampage on a stolen tank, lmao
*drops next to you*
We need... ta be.. sober
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Sober is overrated!
*rolls around on the ground for no conceivable reason*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*sees you rolling around; starts to dance and twirl like a ballerina*
Ladies and gentlemen., I solely declare Fili has officially passed out and...
*drops to a bed and... blegh* x_x
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*stops rolling to look over at you as you fallen on the bed*
You okaay Filiiiiiii?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*wakes up from deep slumber*
Agh! I think I'm fine. I just had this weird dream where I was a drunken ballerina o. o
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I dooooonnn’t think that was a dream
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Hmm... my head. You don't still look better off than I expected you to be.
*stares at you drooling and eyebags*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Why yoooouuuu staring at me and drooooooling? creeeeeeeeeep
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Steamie! I am anything but a creep >:(
How is that creepy anyways lmao
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*stumbles around a bit*
You seriouslyyyyyy don’t see aaaaaaany creepy implications involved with a person drooling whil-whilst staring at another person?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*helps you keep your balance*
Nope! I didn't know it was taboo, I mean why would it be. o-O
Unless you're just saying that cause you're still drunk.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Whateverrr, I guess you toooooo puuuurrrreee to see how it be weiiiiiird
*falls over*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Yes I am the most holy, most pure, most innocent. :P
Okay... maybe that's not quite true, but still. Even more so than in comparison with other people lmao.
*helps you up and sits you down*
Also, steamie, you've been drunk for literal days now
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I’m not druuuunk
*proceeds to continue drinking as I’ve been doing for days*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Post self-deleted by The Tsp Local Council.
Lmao, literal days! Holy crap I need to get you sober-
How about you just sit down- I take this rum mug from you, and all we be fine and dandy? :)
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Okayyyyy
*is sit*
The Filippinas, Siyania, Proctethia
Hey, does anyone want my rum and brownies! You can get them both for free, if you get them both!
The Filippinas, Siyania, Steampunk Engineers
:O
I want!
Siyania, Proctethia
*gives you the rum and brownies*
^_^
Siyania, Steampunk Engineers
*shoves brownies and rum into my face hole*
The Filippinas, Siyania, Proctethia
hello i exist
please buy my freedom ar-15 for $42220
*in alastor's voice*
Hey- I-
STEAMIE, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT NOT DRINKING FOR TODAY?
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*slowly backs away, and leaves Fili to deal with what Steamie did, which was totally not my fault*
._.”
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
*slowly turns my head and faces you with large red demon eyes and radio static*
A̷̭͇͓̫̬͖̋̇̀̚n̶̺̮͎̭͋͊͒̕͝d̸̢͇̯͉̺̄̐ͅ ̴͈̙̳̜̘͗͒w̵̨͚̤̝̙̭͙͌͝h̴̙͇̫̰͒̈è̸͕̤̟̱̈́͠ͅͅr̶̤̱̣̯̹͇̈̋̕ẽ̷̤̔̓͘ ̵̜̼̺̎͋̃̊͒ͅd̴̢̤͉̈̌̐͊̐̍ö̶͈͙́̎ ̵̺̈́̎͛y̵̝̫̟͙̼̌̈́o̴̙̾̈́̂͠ȗ̶̧͔̥̯̼̹̔͜ ̴̨̱̟̠̩͈̄͗̈́͌̓̀ţ̴̝͇̻͂̽̀͊̀̑̊h̴̬́̾ǐ̶̳̺͈̤͍̲̣͗̈́̉̀ň̷̡̜̊k̸̢̲͛̚̚ ̴̰͙̺̯̹̈̊͗̓̑̎͝y̸̥͗͋ơ̵̖͙̐̾̓̓u̶̟̭̲̟̼͇͙̅̈̕'̸̧̱͙̝̪̰̬̏̀̀̂̎̈r̴͍̻̦͓̋̂̎̂͝͝͝ͅḙ̷̢̭͎̭̦̔ ̵̞̗̜̯͗̓̋͜g̴͉͙͇̽͒o̶̳̫̫͋̆̄̒͂̿į̸̡͓͖̊͂͛̔̈͐͠n̵̬̘̦͈̙̿̅̐͜͝g̴̟̤̬̃̚?̷̢͖͍̩̓̕ͅ
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Welllll, I trusted Apolloooo’sssssss judgement.....
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Why, Steamie dear this just won't do! You're getting your pleasures in the way kf your health! You have to remain sober otherwise who knows what kind dangers will fall upon you!
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
This coming from a radio demonnnn?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Are you implying that I, Alastor the Radio Demon drinks alcohol and brownies? Why gosh no! I only have my mother's beloved jambalaya!
Now sit there and sober up.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Okay.
*sits still. Too still. Really still. Has fallen asleep*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Oh she fell asleep.
Hm, okay cool. *carries Steamie's sleeping body on a bed and wishes her good rest*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*wakes up and is not drunk anymore*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Phew, awesome. :)
I feel like I'm your dad now or something, lol.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Oh, thanks for taking care of me daddy
:P
The Filippinas, Proctethia
hi
Steampunk Engineers
You're welcome. :D
LOL I-
Steamie that's weird, oh no. Don't call me that, oh no oh no >.>
I'm still 16, wtf I'm not a dad!
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
But daddy, you said you were my daddy, right daddy?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
hi
Proctethia
I- uhm- what the fu- STEAMIE AAAA STOP
Y.... You're doing this on purpose! Aren't you?? >:(
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Maybe I am, daddy
:P
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Girll, whyyy :(
You know that's real weird right- calling me that when I'm not that-
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I know it’s weird, daddy. That’s why I’m doing it
:p
The Filippinas, Proctethia
LMAO, okay no I shouldn't be finding this funny
I am not your... daddy... alright? I just said like I was acting like one >_>
Darn you internet, for corrupting that word!
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Okay, if you say so daddy.
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Okay, thank you mommy- I mean Steamie.
Yes. That was an error. Don't delve yourself too much inside that... >_>
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Yeah we're definitely gonna get banned from here if we continue this lol.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Post self-deleted by The Filippinas.
I can delve myself inside of anything I want
:p
How so? I’m only calling you daddy
Proctethia
I- >_>
I need to get my head straight.
Yeaaah but that word nowadays is ambiguous, it could mean a father or... that... if you know what I mean.Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Which one?
Oh that. Sorry daddy, I won’t use the word anymore
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Which one? I only have one hea- wait...
STEAMIE, wow why would you-. I am getting flustered dude.
Oh shuttt up youu >:(
You know what I meant, Steamie. Fili ain't a daddy.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I’m sorry, it was too easy of a joke to make
:/
Okay, sorry for annoying you
*apology hug*
Proctethia
Lol, okay. I forgive you friend. *hugs you tight*
For some reason though I wanted it to continue. ">.>
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*big hugs*
Oh, you think it finished too fast?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Oh my god, HAHAHAHA. Okay that's clever that's reall good :P
Round of applause.
*huggles*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
My brain is wired for this kind of humor :p
*hugness*
Proctethia
Haha, yeah. And it's my kind humor as well, it's implied and not really direct y'know.
You're a master at this. :P
I have no idea how you got a hold of all these jokes though but I won't question lol.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Thank you. Innuendos style dirty jokes are always funnier than just saying it.
It’s not like I have a stockpile of these, I just make them up based on phrases I hear from.. the internet... yes....
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Agreed. I couldn't have said it any better.
It's why I'm often more disgusted with people who just say it.
>.>
Ah... okay. I just hope you saw nothing like...visual.... And only saw the urban dictionary lol
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Zuleit
Urban dictionary?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
The dictionary for internet phrases and lingo. It's where I've learned lewd phrases like "daddy" and other things that aren't lewd.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Oh, so it’s basically the guide for an innocent person to understand the lewd world?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
A boomer's guide to the internet world. It's full of the slang people say these days.
Anyways, yes hopefully just the urban dictionary.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Mhm, I definitely used just the urban dictionary and only it, despite me not knowing it existed until this conversation..
The Filippinas, Proctethia
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