Post Archive
Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
That got the blood flowing, huh?
Ipugao, Uvalor
*Grabs pop-corn*
Ipugao
Tasty guord!
Ipugao
Post self-deleted by North Prarie.
The Sakhalinsk Empire, do you want to do this Shogun 2 style?
The Sakhalinsk Empire
Post self-deleted by The Sakhalinsk Empire.
*shells you from the shore*
Think of land and sea, synergized together!
Ipugao
*Submarine ambush*
These waters that harbored life, will now be a grave for the dead.
The Sakhalinsk Empire
*detonates bomb at land*
The fight was in the ground. The water was merely... a diversion!
Ipugao
Then you fight on our ground. Every grain of sand memorized from birth.
The Sakhalinsk Empire
Okay.
POCKET SAND!
Ipugao
Thank God I'm wearing my face shield.
The Sakhalinsk Empire
*cuts it off*
Boom, you're violating COVID restrictions. Off to the jail~
Ipugao
*Uses face spear on you*
You'll never take me alive!
The Sakhalinsk Empire, Pagrosse
*handcuffs you*
Game over.
Ipugao, Pagrosse
*I call my lawyer and show the evidence you are the one who destroyed my face shield!*
The Sakhalinsk Empire, Pagrosse
*bribes the judge*
You have no power here!
Ipugao, Pagrosse
*BRIBES THEM MORE!*
The Sakhalinsk Empire, Pagrosse
*blows up the court*
Now we're back to square one.
Ipugao, Pagrosse
Okay
*Throws stones*
The Sakhalinsk Empire, Pagrosse
*hits you with a twig*
Ipugao, Pagrosse
*Throws grain of sand*
Pagrosse
I'm having an existential crisis right now and I'm taking you all with me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUF5esTscZI
Pagrosse
*crashes in through a portal*
What the ef? Where am I?
Ipugao
Hewooooo
Post self-deleted by Cocao.
One-word story begins here!
Once
Concrete Slab, Melicorium
upon
Concrete Slab
A
Melicorium
time
there
Melicorium
was
a
Melicorium
mom
her
Melicorium
name
was
Melicorium
Ms.
Evergreen
sitting
Melicorium
Post self-deleted by Melicorium.
on
her
Melicorium
nest
she
Melicorium
heard
a
Melicorium
scratch
and
Melicorium
she
said
Melicorium
"Oh
boy,
Melicorium
my
eggs
Melicorium
are
hatching"
Melicorium
Then
one
by
one
her
kids
popped
free
Baby
Then
You don't know what Dinosaur Train is? How dare you!
Pteranodons
one
two
three
"I'll
name
you
Tiny,
Shiny,
and
Melicorium
Don."
But
Tiny
said
"Wait,
there's
one
more,
mom!"
The
last
little
baby
was
a
different
size
with
teeth
a
tail
and
big
Concrete Slab
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.