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*starts break dancing in front of Si-Topia*

Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*starts break dancing in front of Si-Topia*

Wut. I thought we were fighting, not dance fighting >.>

Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Wut. I thought we were fighting, not dance fighting >.>

*springs out of a smooth dance move and fly-kicks you in the jaw*

Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Welcome to TSP Fight Night! I'm your announcer, Mike Announcerman, and I'm here to introduce you to our fighters!

In the red corner, we have an extremely sturdy building material that I don't want falling on my toes!

And in the blue corner, we have a gigantic fire-breathing dragon who could cook me alive and eat me in my sleep if she wanted to!

Let's get ready to RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!

Si-Topia, Concrete Slab, Melicorium

Concrete Slab wrote:*springs out of a smooth dance move and fly-kicks you in the jaw*

*yelps and jumps back*

Oh you little brat!!

*swings my tail around and flings you to the ground*

Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:*yelps and jumps back*

Oh you little brat!!

*swings my tail around and flings you to the ground*

*brings my elbow into your tail multiple times to get you to try and let go*

Ya snooze you lose!!

Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*brings my elbow into your tail multiple times to get you to try and let go*

Ya snooze you lose!!

Aaannd he's pinned! If he can't get out soon, this fight's gonna be over faster than it began!

Si-Topia, Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao

Concrete Slab wrote:*brings my elbow into your tail multiple times to get you to try and let go*

Ya snooze you lose!!

*covers your face with a wing, trying to smother you*

I'm not letting go, you're gonna stay on the ground till you give up!!

*lifts tail just enough then slams it back down*

Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:*covers your face with a wing, trying to smother you*

I'm not letting go, you're gonna stay on the ground till you give up!!

*lifts tail just enough then slams it back down*

*my right red eye glows and shoots a laser through your wing as I produce a blade from my forearm and lunge for your tail*

It'll take more than that to bring me down!

Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*my right red eye glows and shoots a laser through your wing as I produce a blade from my forearm and lunge for your tail*

It'll take more than that to bring me down!

Is that even legal?!

Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao

Concrete Slab wrote:*my right red eye glows and shoots a laser through your wing as I produce a blade from my forearm and lunge for your tail*

It'll take more than that to bring me down!

Ow!!

*growls and pulls my wing away*

Woah wait, when did you become a cyborg!?

*I fling my tail back, then jump up and kick you back with a foot, scratching my claws down your front*

Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Ow!!

*growls and pulls my wing away*

Woah wait, when did you become a cyborg!?

*I fling my tail back, then jump up and kick you back with a foot, scratching my claws down your front*

*a surface level scratch appears down my chest*

I've always been one!

*rockets into the air*

(i think i gotta go to bed, but let's continue!!!!)

Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Ow!!

*growls and pulls my wing away*

Woah wait, when did you become a cyborg!?

*I fling my tail back, then jump up and kick you back with a foot, scratching my claws down your front*

I may or may not have funded a cybernetics lab in Waterloo that he may or may not have visited... some of those BlackBerry nerds really are geniuses!

Si-Topia, Melicorium, Ipugao

Concrete Slab wrote:*a surface level scratch appears down my chest*

I've always been one!

*rockets into the air*

(i think i gotta go to bed, but let's continue!!!!)

Well this is new to me!

*I fly up to you, struggling from the laser burn on my wing, then shoot a jet of fire at you*

(Ah okay that's alright, just lmk when you want to continue ^-^)

Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

*eats popcorn*

Ipugao, Klysevia

Hello.

Melicorium, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Well this is new to me!

*I fly up to you, struggling from the laser burn on my wing, then shoot a jet of fire at you*

(Ah okay that's alright, just lmk when you want to continue ^-^)

*narrowly avoids the jet of fire by twisting in the air, but I'm thrown off balance*

(We can just continue throughout the day whenever we have chances to respond :D)

Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia

Klysevia wrote:I may or may not have funded a cybernetics lab in Waterloo that he may or may not have visited... some of those BlackBerry nerds really are geniuses!
I Discovered a Thing in my country! God Block? *Touches God Block* OH WOW *Sees a Portal* hmm where will this take me? *goes in* OH *Kaiser Starts Speaking* via luftwaffe sia van justan von lunke (Means, We will build a Air Force so Strong, Zeu can never fall!)

Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*narrowly avoids the jet of fire by twisting in the air, but I'm thrown off balance*

(We can just continue throughout the day whenever we have chances to respond :D)

*Flies straight at you, spins sideways at the last second and slams against you hoping to knock you out of the sky*

Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:*Flies straight at you, spins sideways at the last second and slams against you hoping to knock you out of the sky*

*tries to dodge but is fooled by the maneuver and zooms toward the ground*

Ergh *BZRT*

*manages to use the thrusters on my back to slow my descent, but still slams into the ground with a lot of force*

Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*tries to dodge but is fooled by the maneuver and zooms toward the ground*

Ergh *BZRT*

*manages to use the thrusters on my back to slow my descent, but still slams into the ground with a lot of force*

Yes!!

*dives straight down as fast as I can, heading straight for you*

You won't make it out alive so you'd better give up now!!

Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Yes!!

*dives straight down as fast as I can, heading straight for you*

You won't make it out alive so you'd better give up now!!

*shakes the rubble off me as I push myself up*

I won't pant go down that easily!

*uses my rocket boots to aid my leap out of the crater*

Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*shakes the rubble off me as I push myself up*

I won't pant go down that easily!

*uses my rocket boots to aid my leap out of the crater*

Alrighty then, if you say so

*swoops down and makes a ring of fire around you*

Let me know if that's not hot enough, I can always add more for ya!

Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Alrighty then, if you say so

*swoops down and makes a ring of fire around you*

Let me know if that's not hot enough, I can always add more for ya!

*looks up at you as you circle*

Don't worry about it, it's good marshmallow heat!

*my arms shifts into a laser as I point and shoot a blast at you*

Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*looks up at you as you circle*

Don't worry about it, it's good marshmallow heat!

*my arms shifts into a laser as I point and shoot a blast at you*

*Sees the laser and tries to dodge it but it hits my leg, burning my scales*

AHHHHHH!

*Spins and falls to the ground with a loud thud. I quickly roll over and stand back up*

Darn you and your stupid lasers!

Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:*Sees the laser and tries to dodge it but it hits my leg, burning my scales*

AHHHHHH!

*Spins and falls to the ground with a loud thud. I quickly roll over and stand back up*

Darn you and your stupid lasers!

*laser retreats back into my arm and is replaced by a blade*

*a second blade appears on my other arm*

We can tango if you'd like ;)

Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*laser retreats back into my arm and is replaced by a blade*

*a second blade appears on my other arm*

We can tango if you'd like ;)

No thank you, I don't like dancing

*takes a step back*

Oh come on. This isn't fair, I want weapons too!

Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Zeu, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:No thank you, I don't like dancing

*takes a step back*

Oh come on. This isn't fair, I want weapons too!

You got claws and a scaly hide don't you? All right then.

*retracts blades*

My fists should be enough!

*rockets toward you with my fist outstrechted*

Si-Topia, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:No thank you, I don't like dancing

*takes a step back*

Oh come on. This isn't fair, I want weapons too!

Your whole body is a weapon! You breathe fire for crying out loud!

Si-Topia, Ipugao

Concrete Slab wrote:You got claws and a scaly hide don't you? All right then.

*retracts blades*

My fists should be enough!

*rockets toward you with my fist outstrechted*

Well yeah but still, blades would be cool too

*flies at you, ready to hit you head on*

Klysevia wrote:Your whole body is a weapon! You breathe fire for crying out loud!

I know I know, but wouldn't like some armor with some spike and blades look cool??

Concrete Slab, Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Well yeah but still, blades would be cool too

*flies at you, ready to hit you head on*

I know I know, but wouldn't like some armor with some spike and blades look cool??

*twists around your claw and slams my foot in an uppercut motion into your chin*

Ipugao, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:I know I know, but wouldn't like some armor with some spike and blades look cool??

I'll get my R&D guys right on it!

Ipugao

Concrete Slab wrote:*twists around your claw and slams my foot in an uppercut motion into your chin*

*growls and stumbles back, spitting blood on the ground*

I'm not gonna have any teeth after this.

Concrete Slab, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:*growls and stumbles back, spitting blood on the ground*

I'm not gonna have any teeth after this.

*spins back and gets in fighting stance*

It's the only place not armored!

*shoots out a hook from my wrist and wraps it around one of your legs*

Si-Topia, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*spins back and gets in fighting stance*

It's the only place not armored!

*shoots out a hook from my wrist and wraps it around one of your legs*

Hey wait, what are you doing!?

*Reaches for the hook to pull it off*

Concrete Slab, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Hey wait, what are you doing!?

*Reaches for the hook to pull it off*

*runs and slides under your body, looping the rope around your body*

Si-Topia, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*runs and slides under your body, looping the rope around your body*

Stop that!

*tugs at the rope*

Concrete Slab, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Stop that!

*tugs at the rope*

*is pulled back and hits your side before landing on the ground on one knee*

You're not making this easy!

*kicks at one of your legs*

Si-Topia, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*is pulled back and hits your side before landing on the ground on one knee*

You're not making this easy!

*kicks at one of your legs*

Good, I'm glad you're struggling!

*pulls my leg up*

Ow!

*slaps you with wings*

Concrete Slab, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:Good, I'm glad you're struggling!

*pulls my leg up*

Ow!

*slaps you with wings*

*flies back a distance before hovering in the air with my thrusters*

Well you are a dragon!

*shoots a quick laser shot at you, but it's a little off balance*

Si-Topia, Klysevia

Concrete Slab wrote:*flies back a distance before hovering in the air with my thrusters*

Well you are a dragon!

*shoots a quick laser shot at you, but it's a little off balance*

*dodges and retaliates with a jet of fire*

Concrete Slab, Klysevia

Si-Topia wrote:*dodges and retaliates with a jet of fire*

ERGH

*is engulfed and shields my face*

As the Terraph is reading the Kefnu Helna he is interrupted with a large boom in the sky

I’m not sure what region is more active with geopolitical roleplaying.. but I feel really lonely not having people to roleplay with in Knowhere as a fictional nation.. so hello! Haha.

*A familiar looking demon strolls in and begins to look around*

Did a house fall on a witch around here?

the silence was deafening. she sensed fear

Terraph Maximus had ordered the construction of a massive temple dedicated to the gods in Tastrius

Si-Topia wrote:*flies Psomewhere Over The Rainbow to get away from the bombs*

>.>

*pulls my tail to my chest and covers it with my wings*

Please don't...

Hello po!

*Prepares barbeque sticks and mallet*

Si-Topia

Ipugao wrote:Hello po!

*Prepares barbeque sticks and mallet*

I'm warning you, I won't go down without a fight!

Ipugao

Si-Topia wrote:I'm warning you, I won't go down without a fight!

Oh! I'd love to do some exercises before a meal po!

*Prepares metal balls*

Si-Topia

Ipugao wrote:Oh! I'd love to do some exercises before a meal po!

*Prepares metal balls*

Well it's a good thing I've had my afternoon nap, I've got plenty of energy to go.

*Flexes my wings and stretches*

Ipugao

Si-Topia wrote:Well it's a good thing I've had my afternoon nap, I've got plenty of energy to go.

*Flexes my wings and stretches*

*Spins metal balls*

Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh—hwoo!

Hi, okay so let me know then you got the map!

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Hi, okay so let me know then you got the map!

ok

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:ok

Also, could you perhaps not have a war with me?

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Also, could you perhaps not have a war with me?

no ^^

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:no ^^

Why do you want my space program, you have a better one by a long way from me. You have a whole space Empire while I have a small base on mars.

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Why do you want my space program, you have a better one by a long way from me. You have a whole space Empire while I have a small base on mars.

i need tsu's resources

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:i need tsu's resources

He only funds what I need, I dont have any of his tech

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:He only funds what I need, I dont have any of his tech

and alos i want all mars, murica

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:and alos i want all mars, murica

Take mercury or sm. If I had TSUs tech I'd be a lot more advanced. If you want a big bit of land, take Jupiter or saturn

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Take mercury or sm. If I had TSUs tech I'd be a lot more advanced. If you want a big bit of land, take Jupiter or saturn

mars/ usa

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:mars/ usa

Okay, can I have Canada and some south america countrys then? And you can help me get to another planet I can set up a colony on

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Okay, can I have Canada and some south america countrys then? And you can help me get to another planet I can set up a colony on

And my earth colony Anarcho-Britian is mine

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Okay, can I have Canada and some south america countrys then? And you can help me get to another planet I can set up a colony on

screw the map i cant upload it we just know wher ethe land is

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:screw the map i cant upload it we just know wher ethe land is

So, can I have canada some south america (you get usa) and you help me move planet?

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:So, can I have canada some south america (you get usa) and you help me move planet?

ok

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:So, no war?

*goose the cat demands an child

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:*goose the cat demands an child

Uh, who from

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Gives a criminals child

now i want a baby

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:now i want a baby

How many more sacrifices you want?

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:How many more sacrifices you want?

777 babys

777 children

777 monkis

777rams

777 goats

777 doves

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:777 babys

777 children

777 monkis

777rams

777 goats

777 doves

Wont it look bad, sending children and babies to death

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Wont it look bad, sending children and babies to death

w h o

s a i d

t h e y

w i l l

d i e

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:w h o

s a i d

t h e y

w i l l

d i e

What are you doing with them

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:What are you doing with them

mind your beeswax

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:What you gonna do with them

mind

your

bees

wax

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:tell

Me

tsome will be sacrificed to JESU-IEVAN and some will be adopted by Goose

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:What if I decline

war, famine, anime attacks

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:war, famine, anime attacks

Wait, what's your country military spending

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:Wait, what's your country military spending

altogether..

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:altogether..

No, the one you rp as. You can have millions of alts but what's your main accounts or this accounts military budget

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:No, the one you rp as. You can have millions of alts but what's your main accounts or this accounts military budget

2 million soldiers by ns stats

but actually 40 million

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:2 million soldiers by ns stats

but actually 40 million

As in military budget, this account's is 543,147,208,121.82 but if I added all my alts up it would be bigger

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:As in military budget, this account's is 543,147,208,121.82 but if I added all my alts up it would be bigger

damn how many nukes, rockets, more nukes, did i say nke?, countries

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:damn how many nukes, rockets, more nukes, did i say nke?, countries

I'll go add up all my alts budgets

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:I'll go add up all my alts budgets

give me the 777 plz

5,210,091,977,354 is my military budget with all the alts or its atleast sort of around it

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:I'll go add up all my alts budgets

Neo-Newlandian Empire

Neo-Newlandian Empire

The American Anarchist Empire wrote:5,210,091,977,354 is my military budget with all the alts or its atleast sort of around itNeo-Newlandian Empire

not much

Haven't been playing for ages so eh.

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:not much

What's your oldest account that still exists

Neo-Newlandian Empire wrote:Eastern Newlandian Republic

my first nation was Communist Newland

Okay, also I noticed how my scientific advancement is a lot higher than yours. Meaning I'm gonna go research a lot of stuff to make my nation capable of defending itself

Neo-Newlandian Empire

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