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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
Intersepts and shoots nuke out of the air
Ipugao
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
What is the geography of Zeu?
the Boring War: Wounded 500K. Deaths: 10M
Ipugao
To late *lands 100,000 troops on zeu shores
Ipugao
*Sends 1,000 drones to help support*
Ipugao
Do you have a map?
O-O guys Crazing How about *sends Spy that looks like a Ally of Uunited IslandsStarts to kill millons of men Contut ATTCK SHOTTS THE SPY
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
*Sends Inquisitor to counter*
Uunited Islands
*finds spy and captures and interrogates*
Ipugao
O_O.........then.... floor Starts to Rumble Come Our FUHRER OUR GIANT FUHRER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ipugao
*Ultra Bismarck appears and challenges you*
What's happening.
Unojo, Ipugao
Ipugao
Uvalor
Zeu has declared war!
Unojo, Uvalor
Frick.
Ipugao
Ok I impose a naval blockade on their entirety of coast.
Ipugao
*THEN THE SWORDFISH ARRIVED!*
Uvalor
What does Zeu look like?
o-o can we end i want want is a Empire called this
Ipugao
Ipugao, Uvalor
*We would input the naval blockade on Zeu*
Ipugao
Sorry, but we're gonna have another partition!
Uunited Islands
O-o
Yay we won.
Ipugao
ZeuStarts to fall* Goodbye Humanity will never die! Shoots himself in the Brain*
So, how do we partition if we don't know what it looks like?
Unojo, Uvalor
The partition was your idea! (silly)
Unojo, Ipugao
I was asking for a map!
Unojo
I dont have one! >:(
Unojo, Ipugao
Unojo, got a map?
Unojo
Ipugao, Uvalor
*shoots zombies* Okay.
Ipugao
*Arms the militia and prepares undead task force*
This is bull, let us unite!!!!!! *starts throwing Molotovs at the police*
Ipugao
*Slin Hifen Militia men open fire*
Ipugao
What's expanding?
Ipugao
we send 5000 Drones and Tanks to help
Ipugao
I was asking if you or the zombies are expanding.
Ipugao
If that's the case, we're gonna partition that. Unojo!
Ipugao
I president Ju'ukle don't condone the actions of the rioters in the controlled areas of Slin Hifen. They give us a bad name and a bad look.
Unojo, Ipugao
IDK
Do none of you know who to do this yourself?
Ipugao
Nope!
Unojo
Good.
*Sigh* I'll see what I can do.
Ipugao
Thanks po ate (big sister) Unojo!
Unojo
*sends in police into controlled areas and starts arresting rioters*
Unojo, Ipugao
So who participated?
Ipugao
*Sends Ipugao Constabulary to help*
Slin Hifen
We will do this in a diplomatic way
Ipugao
You, me, Uunited Islands and Uvalor.
Unojo
I’ll create the TNA flag now
Unojo, Ipugao
TNA?
Unojo
Okay, hold on.
Ipugao
TNA is The New Alliance. I say LNA because Spanish.
Also here you go:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1519799
Ipugao, Uvalor
Thanks po ate!
Unojo, Uvalor
Damn.
I like it, thanks1
Unojo, Ipugao
I was a part of The Hole To Hide In for a few years evil cackle
No, you are onto them... onto them scheming on you.
Batanes, please. Or lose everything with the plot against you.
Ipugao
Before we start, what's your population, mines 330 million.
The Sakhalinsk Empire
Last time it was 100 million. Where did those people come from!?!?
We're Filipinos, we breed like Rabbitz.
You still there?
The Sakhalinsk Empire
Somewhat.
Ipugao
Unojo
Ipugao We would still have a larger military population in comparison to yours.
Ipugao
Too bad there's not another country we can partition... Of course, I'd like half of the country.
Ipugao
Not a well funded one.
AHHHHH HELP THERE TAKEING OVER MY STATES AHHHHHHHHHHH guys....help... they.. token my.. capital...
Ipugao
What can I do to help?
Ipugao
Ipugao
Alright. But you'll have to pay me a bit of land when this is over.
Ipugao
Ipugao
We are already moving in. Can you give me a list of targets?
Ipugao
Ipugao
We will send assassins. And forget about giving us land. We just want trade deals.
Ipugao
But still more funded than yours is.
Ipugao
Ipugao
Don't give us money you need it. I have also just received word that he is dead.
Ipugao
Ipugao
Could you give us a complete list so that we may do this quicker?
Ipugao
Ipugao
Jose Fans has been sniped. Nz Herald, stabbed to death. Joe lmao, died in a car crash. Con Demo, disapeared mysteriously. And Lan Lindenburg, well, we are approaching the compound where he resides.
Ipugao
Ipugao
After a long firefight, Lan Lindenburg has been confirmed dead. We are in the process of bringing our troops and the body home.
Ipugao
Ipugao
No thanks, but we can discuss a trade deal.
Ipugao
Ipugao
A discount of 29.9% on a shipment of your best products.
Ipugao
Ipugao
So your finest product are... ships?
Ipugao
We are sending back 29.8% of 29,9% your ships, the rest will be used by the navy.
Ipugao
Ipugao
And most of your funds are spent on basic equipment that aren't enough because of the population and funds disparity.
(Sorry it took so long to give you an answer, I had a headache and I had to sleep it off po.)
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