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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
*stays dead because Steamie isn't a real doctor lol*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*searches for the missing Steampunk Engineers*
Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Pursuit of properly perfect peace pleases; such silence suitably supports certain silent sensibilities.
Proctethia, Melicorium
Shut up!
*feeds you the beans and a beanstalk grows out of your stomach, leading to Psomewhere Over The Rainbow*
Sorry about that... you're gonna have to live with that thing attatxhed to your stomach.
Melicorium
I spit out the beans before the beanstalk grew
Proctethia, Melicorium
And I placed them back in.
Melicorium, Genericnormalnation
No, I spit them into your mouth.
Proctethia, Melicorium
And I spat it right back in your's.
Melicorium, Genericnormalnation
And when you did I fed it to a bird who swallowed it
Proctethia, Melicorium
And I fed you the bird.
Melicorium
And I spit it out and the bird spit the beans out and they fell to the ground. By this time the beanstalk is growing out of the ground
Proctethia, Melicorium
And I fed the ground to you and taped your mouth shut.
Melicorium, Genericnormalnation
What? I’m confused
Proctethia, Melicorium
*falls in a trap*
Help!!!
Melicorium, Laamiva, Genericnormalnation
*just looks as you fall*
Proctethia, Melicorium
*sits around in a van with a bag on my head, Konneker guarding me, and Melicorium driving*
Melicorium, Konneker
What? I never agreed to this!
*Releases you at a hotel*
Proctethia, Konneker
Well, I fell into another trap.
*falls in another trap*
Help?
Melicorium, Konneker
Stop forcing me to hold you prisoner by your own will! Are you that stupid?
Proctethia, Melicorium
Okay, fine...
*Demolishes all of my traps*
Proctethia, Melicorium
Melicorium, Laamiva, Snufkin
Post self-deleted by Melicorium.
I haven't called you imperialist in 9 minutes, and capitalist in a few hours.
Melicorium, Laamiva
Awww<3 sweet of you.
Haven't forgotten about meee!
Proctethia, Melicorium, Laamiva
Post self-deleted by Melicorium.
*uses staff to revive you because magic or something*
Hallo.
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
You're back, Steamie! ^_^
*hugs*
I missed you! :(
Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Yeah... sorry about that
*hug back*
Proctethia, Melicorium
Hey Steamie! Where the heck you been? :(
I missed youu
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Sorry, was dealing with some stuff.. But I here now again, so is good
*hug*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
I hope everythings okay... if you wanna talk about it I'm here, okay kiddo?
*hugs you tight*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Things are fine, don’t worry
*hug more tighterness*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Well yeah okay. Just... if you wanna chat and talk about it shoot me a dm on discord, okay? I'm here for ya.
*hugs you more lovingly*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Okay thank you, but is fine
:p
*is hugged*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Hm, well other than that, how have you been today?
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Tired.
How about you?
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Yeah same, and bored -_-
I'm just drinking milky creamy coffee right now
You should go sleep!
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
I would sleep more, but then Kerlie gets upset for some reason..
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Oh yeah, she's a very emotionally unstable person. I often try to chat with her and reverse her suicidal tendencies. It's sad really :(
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Oh... that is sad..
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
*gives Kerlodia a big hug*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Yeah... she's been like that for a long time.
Let's give her lots of love and support, okay?
*hugs both Kerlodia and Steamie*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
I'm... sorry... it's my fault... why am I so selfish?
Just kill me....
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
You're not being selfish... you just want to spend time with people you love.
*hugs*
Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Don’t say that, it’s okay!
*big hugs*
Proctethia, Melicorium
Oh, I see your nation title...
*big hug to help you be happier*
Proctethia, Melicorium
The United Socialist States of America’s embassies with Proctethia, Southern Shrekistan (Cohuila Y Tejas’s TSP puppet), and Laamiva shall extend here!
Welcome, comrades!
*Gives all of you a hearty handshake*
Proctethia, Laamiva
(OOC: Embassies, Embassies! I should have included that in my foreign relations dispatch. Also, my nation is on lockdown currently, so all ambassodors won't shake hands.)
Melicorium
Say now, you have a dispatch on that too?
Proctethia
(ООС: I do.) https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1397541
Melicorium
(OOC)
Nation Name: Melicorium
Official Nation Name: United Socialist States of America
Proctethia’s Embassy Location: Cypress, East Texas
Notes: Member of T.S.P., trade partner, military partner, that dreaded TREATY OF PLODOON, Discord DM between leaders... What else?
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Unless you signed any treaties with Proctethia in the past, I don't think so.
Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Oh, alright... :p
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I will note, Proctethian embassies don't have to be in the capital, despite what I may have made it seem.
Auphelia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*Fires light infantry mortar*
*The shell accidentally lands near us, blasting us in the air and sending us to Psomewhere Over The Rainbow*
Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers
Wat
Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Unfortunately, Eurovision 2020 was cancelled. Fortunately, that doesn’t mean we have to wait a year for some lovely songs. Enter Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. Helmed by the comedian Will Ferrell and the always brilliant Rachel McAdams, this film not only gave a touch of silliness, but several excellent (mostly fictional) songs to assuage the agony of going an entire year without ruthlessly tearing down other nations (“Arcade” should never have won) have been granted to us. The only question now is this: which song reigns supreme?
NationStates.net/page=poll/p=160461
Typically embassies are hosted in a capitol whilst consulates are found in other cities.
Maybe Auphelia, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Breaking News: Judguin Moddy Judy has been replaced by the robot, Roboguin!
Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*buries the RMB in a grave*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
It shall be reborn then!
*Cuts a fish*
East Lodge, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*burns a town*
*burns the forest*
*burns the ground*
*creates hell on earth with my fire*
I don't feel like doing anymore.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*looks around at the dead-ish region of Underwhere*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Big ouph. ._.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Ouph?
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
It's a word Astro made, you know that nice fox guy. It's just like "Oof". It's the sound you make when you see someone... I dunno, getting their ass kicked, or when you hear a terrible story from your friends and don't have a way of properly answering back
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Oh okay, so like how you change the spelling of “cool” to “kewl”
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Yes, I think it's a lot more kewl. :P
And also another word made up by Astro. Credits to him for making me use em lol.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Oh, well that’s neat. Anyways, seems that this region isn’t very active
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Indeed. Hmm we used to be the top posters here, remember that? :P
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Indeed indeed, I remember
:p
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
That was lots of fun being with ya.
But now... what's happened? We've stopped for no reasonnnn. Is this the endddd, where did we go wrongg?🎶
lol
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
I dunno, we don’t have to stop chatting here though
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Hopefully Steamie doesn't mistake TSSS for me. :P
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
How could I mistake you? I’m not fox-ist
*hug*
Proctethia, Melicorium
Boo.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Lol, yeah I agree to that.
*presents you a mountain of brownies*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*falls over onto the brownies and begins the process of consumption*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Nous n'avons pas à suivre les règles du LSP ici, alors oui!
Je me fiche également de savoir si Google Translate n'est pas fiable. :P
(LSP comes from Le Pacifique Sud, which means The South Pacific.)
Auphelia, Maybe Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*begins narration of a BBC nature narrator*
And here it is, a rare sight. The Steamie erhumpothipicus, in its natural habitat. Consuming its favorite dish, the "chocolate brownie", eaten by daily humans.
We are at a safe distance as to not disturb her enjoyment.
Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*looks directly at you*
What’s a erhumpothipicus?
Auphelia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
*was in the middle of filming you*
Aw come on! You were doing so good! Now you're ruining my nature show :(
I'm joking, haha
I just made that word up to sound smArt
Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Nature show? But I’m not a wild animal, I’m slightly more civilized
Auphelia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Yeah... I know I'm sorry (._. ")
You act like one though constantly when exposed to brownies.
*eats brownies right in front of you*
Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Disposez-vous d'un interprète vers le français, ou parlez-vous vous-même le français? Si tu utilises un ordinateur, n'oublie pas de te servir du correcteur pour vérifier l'orthographe et la grammaire!
Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Je viens de dire que j'ai utilisé Google Translate.
Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
You said that it was inaccurate, dear. I could not determine if you referred to you using it or not caring if others used it to translate.
C'est une langue magnifique. Vous ne parlez que très peu, voire pas du tout français ?
Auphelia, The Tsp Local Council, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
All I know about French is hon hon hon baguette croissant that The Internationale was originally written in that language.
Auphelia, The Tsp Local Council, Maybe Auphelia, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers
What do you mean? I don’t begin acting like a-
*sees brownies and immediately jumps to them*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Lol, seeee! :P
*is tackled by a wild Steamie*
Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*noms on brownies while on you*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
Classic Steamie.
Dude wouldn't it be just such a dream if there was a real life brownie heaven, with brownies as waterfalls
gaspp, me and steamie would be first in line lmao
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
That would be awesome :p
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
It would be a dream, yeah
*starts drooling over contemplating about brownie edible roller coasters*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*finishes creating brownie heaven*
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*is already imagining eating the entirety of Brownie heaven*
*immediately gets in a Steampunk Airship to get there*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium
o.o
Well, clearly brownie heaven will be browniless soon.
*notices the brownie crumbs on me*
Uh oh...
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
*quickly takes the brownies from you and then goes back to going to brownie heaven*
Proctethia, Melicorium
I'm in brownie heaven...
Steampunk Engineers, Melicorium
Oh you are? I expected more brownies than this..
*still jumps into a pile of brownies anyways*
Proctethia
:o
Lol,
Heyy leave some for me too :(
*hops on your airship as a stowaway, and secretely eats some of brownie heaven when we land*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.