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Region: Psomewhere Over The Rainbow
We have been debating who to send to negotiate and we choose Samuel Truss.
Proctethia
We have sent Carlos Licious to negotiate as well.
"So, you are willing to give us the land we need."
Proctethia
"We are willing to give you a quarter of Neuwland for the price of you not being able to develop tanks or WMD. You also cannot start any wars at all and have to leave Greatest Unojo. You will still be able to work with Unojo, but won't be a Colony."
Proctethia, Conjointist New Unojo
"We will consult Unojo."
Proctethia
Give us half the land and let us be autonomous.
Proctethia
"Yes to number one, in february 2021 you can go to war with whoever you want."
He hands you a paper he printed that said this.
"The Neuwian Split
This deal is for the split of Neuw Unojo. CNU will have the south half of Neuw Unojo. CNU doesn't answer to Unojo and is considered more Neuwish then Unojoian, CNU cannot have WMDs, CNU cannot start any wars until february 2021, Conjoint Neuwians and Neuwains can go to both sides without problems until may 2021, The CNU and Neuwland can partake in the Neuwish Parliament Center or NPC, and CPU cannot build up military until january 2021.
Samuel Truss of Neuwland
___________ of CNU
We agree."
Proctethia
Deal.
Proctethia, Flancerone
OOC: Over here.
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*You become alive again*
(Referring to you not me)
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OOC: Maybe I should have turned off the automatic killing of any person, animal or plant and destroyment of any object in a range of 1 km in every direction in a time limit of 5 minutes.
Proctethia
OOC; yeah sorry I always forget about the RP rules
IC: Awwww man, Satan was about to crown me prince of hell dude!
Proctethia, Flancerone
OOC: Me too
IC: Wait what?
In those 5-10 minutes you were dead?
Should I get a fatal disease sample or a herbal poison mixture to kill you?
Anyways...
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*Throws a liter of a liquid that smells like very bitter herbs at you*
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*It hits you and you get soaked*
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That should prevent you from dying for the next 42 hours.
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Proctethia
Duuude that's so un-rad!
Proctethia, Flancerone
Should I inject you with a fatal disease sample that has a herbal mixture that get's rid of the non-dying effect?
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Proctethia
Yeah!
Proctethia, Flancerone
Choose from the following:
Antivocolus Montocis-
A fatal disease that spread from the town of Malle to most of the country from 1914-1927.
It killed 2.4 million people throught the years of it's appearance.
Syptoms will not be said.
Nolicarus Animeverlieracusinateleus-
A disease that spread in the city of Vonhalle.
Killing 882,421 people in 1892.
Symptoms were not documented.
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Proctethia
(Sorry for the late response)
Nolicarus, I guess
Proctethia, Flancerone
OOC: Ok.
*Injects it*
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I'll say the symptoms now.
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In the next 3 hours you will experience:
A very high fever, abnormal and significant changes in body temputure, fatigue, nausea and violent coughing and sneezing.
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In the next 6 hours you will experience:
Multiple types of hallucinations, significant and abnormal changes in blood pressure, diffuculty in breathing, violent shaking, paranoia and significant and abnormal sweating.
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In the next 18 hours you will experience:
All symptoms above and death.
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Its a disease that affects all systems of the body.
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Well goodbye.
This was significantly more deadly than Antivolcolus.
Proctethia
:O
Brownie crown!
*happily lets you put it on my head*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*stands attentive and begins announcing*
All hail Brownie Queen Steamie!
She shall give free brownies to her people like a benevolent goddess, and she will expand her territory and bring more people to enjoy her brownies!
Her massive Steamship fleet, one of the most powerful in the world shall conquer the skies and rain brownies on her enemies and force them to submit under her Brownie banner!
I probably went a bit too far haven't I- lol
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Not at all! :P
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
Well hello there fellow human
Proctethia
Lol, okay thanks Apollo :p
Proctethia
Hello
Proctethia
HPSD launches the Hossnin spacecraft to Kaantos and its moon Manhar
Proctethia
Hm, maybe a bit.. but I still appreciate the crown!
*crown is already quarter eaten*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
You're welcome, Lady Steamie-
Wha- noOOOOO I spent so much time making that crown to be pretty for you ;-; lol
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Wait, Steamie - Fili put jewels in the crown!
*sees no jewels left in the crown*
Uh oh...
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
Oh, sorry about that..
*crown is now half eaten*
There were? Oh...
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Oh yeah, frick >.>
Erm... well I suppose it's still fine. A couple of gems won't take down Steamie. With or without a crown, you're still a pretty awesome ruler!
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers, Noimosini
Hey everyone *notices that my watch is missing* WHERE IS MY WATCH?!?!?
Proctethia
Oh okay, I take that means I can eat the whole thing now
*eats the whole crown*
As a sidenote, my parents took my phone away because of exam season, so sorry that it took me a while to come to the realization that I can still be on nationstates on the computer
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Y-Yeah... lol
Also, oh okayyyy I legitimately got scared of why you were gone so long on discord! It's okay though I gotcha, yeah I'm still here on ns to talk so it's good. I won't tell your parents, yes
I hope I'm not bothering your studying, friend ly!
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Oh, sorry that I got you scared.. I should’ve thought of this solution sooner...
For some reason I couldn’t link together that I could still use nationstates on the computer instead of only on my phone :/
But don’t worry, you aren’t bothering my studying or anything like that, I enjoy having chats and stuff
*hug*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
It's okayyy don't feel bad about it, I'm just happy rn you're okay and nothing too bad happened to you while you were away. Injury or anything like that.
I was gonna say like you can use discord on that computer too on a browse but idk if you'd be good with it. I can teach you though. But yeah okay I'm glad I'm not a disturbance.
I missed you a lot... ;-;
*hugs back*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*hug back back*
I can use discord on the computer? Hm, probably not a good idea though since I’m not the only one using it
The Filippinas, Proctethia
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Yeah.. oh well, this works fine anyways I guess. Sooo, what’s been up with you?
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*snug* I wanna chat with you on Discord~!
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Yeah, at least I finally know what's happening with you. Oh, well I'm just continuing to watch Kill La Kill rn :p uhh, don't question those large stacks of papers with blanks still not filled ... Those are nothing. ">_>
Just kidding, I'm working on those. Anyways yeah I'm doing just fine right this moment. How about you, Steamie? Has everything been okay with you as of late?
Hi Kerlie ^-^
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Henlo fili!
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
heyy, hope you're doing alright too :)
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
I do too, but even getting on the computer is issue :/
Okay good that you still watching it. If you have work to do though then that should take priority
Glad you doing fine, I doing fine too
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*nuzzles lots and lovingly shares a kiss*
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*kiss back and hug*
The Filippinas, Proctethia
So cute!
The Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Thanks Steamie :P
Are you fine though? For some reason I have vibes from you that you're really stressed. Are you really though? You need love from Fili pilli?
*wraps my arms around Steamie from behind to comfort*
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*blushness*
*attempts to hug back, but cannot as you are behind me*
Yes I’m fine, mostly annoyed I can’t use my phone to talk with you guys easier and am still having to prepare for tests in all my classes, but other than that I’m fine, don’t worry about it
The Filippinas, Proctethia
*is fine with it, just wants you to accept my hug and hopes you feel a small bit of appreciation and happiness, wraps you in some blankets*
Ahh, alright. I won't worry a lot now, but just don't be too hard on yourself okay? I want you still in good healthy shape after you're finished.
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
*is wrapped in blankets*
Hm.. would taking more naps after doing hours of schoolwork be healthy? I’m asking as a legitimate question
The Filippinas, Proctethia
As far as I know, yes of course it's healthy. Scientifically proven that it's recommended to do, soo do that
Proctethia, Steampunk Engineers
Okay, was just making sure, I wasn’t certain it was the best for me, but I trust what you say
The Filippinas
It is good for you! Just make sure not to sleep all the time, that might not be good. I'm glad you trust me though, you're super awesome. I hope you're coming closer to finishing your stuff, talking to you on discord again would be nice... though don't think I don't like talking to you here! I just find it preferable there than in NS. And don't be pressured if I sound not patient, I am very patient.
*comforts and hugs the steamie*
Steampunk Engineers
Hey dear, I realised one thing:
You're the kind of girl every guy wants to be in a relationship with, owing to your kindness, loving personality, and all around wholesomeness.
And I'm super lucky to be yours.
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
Hm, okay, noted, don’t sleep all the time..
Also, I should be able to use my phone to go back on discord at the end of the week, so that’s good
*can’t handle the undeserved praise being given to me, giving you a close hug as response*
The Filippinas
Kerlods??
Steamie??????
FILI?????????
I feel like we haven't talked in forever!!
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
Yooooooo
YOOOOOOOOO
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
Awesome, can't wait to talk to you there again and comfort the heck out of you and talk about weird sh*t :>
That's so adorable, for real.
:0 HEY SLAB! Oh yeah damn, it's been more than a year. I hope you've been okay bud!
Like- a year ago or something, I dunno man lol, but it's cute
Concrete Slab, Steampunk Engineers
Yeah it's been a hot minute. How've you been doing?
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
*gives Kerlodia another hug since I don’t have a message to respond to for*
Hallo there Slab!
*hug*
:p
Um, a bit of a while ago I’d say. I don’t remember the exact time
*hug*
Yup, I can’t wait to have my phone back! Oh, and talk to you too I guess
I’m joking of course, I’m looking forward to being able to go on discord too :P
Wholesome praise is my weakness, this is known
Concrete Slab, The Filippinas
*snuggles lots* I mean, we got in a serious relationship about... 6-7 months ago, in early June... *kisses even more*
And i'll praise you wholesomely forever!
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
I've been okay mostly nothing really bad happening with me atm, I haven't really had the interest to come back to NS lately but Steamie is here, and because we can't talk on discord and partly because she's awesome, I decided to come back here for that
but hey I hope you've been doing good yourself too though!
Steampunk Engineers
Steamie js awesome. She is the awesomest girl in the world! *bonks you playfully*
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
Oh- okay yeah I thought you weren't interested in talking to me LOL
It's like, for all my life I've been waiting for you to appreciate me and I've been preparing for the moment for you to accept me as a good frend and once you said that my heart was shattered ;-; lmao
But yeah, same here :p
Yes yes I know that as a fact! and I can't wait to tease you more with it lol :)Steampunk Engineers
Hear Hear! . . . I don't know why I responded as an old british gentleman.
But yes she is! Owie! :p
Steampunk Engineers
Forever..? I don’t think my weak heart can handle that much
*begins browsing the internet for defibrillator kits to order*
Oh, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad Fili.. Of course I see you as good friend
*apology hug*
Is the teasing necessary..?
;-;
The Filippinas
Teasing you is m a n d a t o r y, dear~
The Filippinas, Steampunk Engineers
It's okay Steamie! Don't worry, I know you don't mean it at all
*takes your apology hug and embraces you tight*
Also, yes it is necessary. Think of it as a way of how I really do think you're amazing and how I appreciate you. <3
Steampunk Engineers
Oh okay then..
*is squeezed by the tight hug*
You did it again!
The Filippinas
Hehe. I know I did it again, and I'll definitely do it more to make you feel special because you truly are special.
Steampunk Engineers
New TSPoll!!!
Have your say on the next TSPoll!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=169999
Would anyone like to join the Gate RP? :
https://tspforums.xyz/thread-9137.html
*Ignores them knowing exactly what'll happen*
Ipugao
They are not here to burn you, they are here to burn the RMB!
*Realizes you from your cell*
*Goes back to Weryalachiressaraxiatopia*
Ipugao
gg
Ipugao
*Starts Building the Great Wall of Fascism* it Separates Both Nationalism Countries and Capitalist Countries!
Ipugao
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
But I’m fascist and capitalist
Ipugao
.......... then if your people like Capitalism kill them...... if your People like Fascim littleary make them Rich LIke ITAY AND GERMANY AREMICA
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
Hey at least I’m not communist
Ipugao
Corporatism
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
What I’m trying to say is we should not fight over economic systems
Think of what the LNA can do
We liberated a country yesterday
Ipugao
Post self-deleted by Taigama.
What country?
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
Unojo, Ipugao
The Sakhalinsk Empire, Ipugao
lol Corporatism for the win.
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................what ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt WHAT *Declares war*
Uunited Islands, Unojo, Ipugao
Alrighty then. I'll get my runners ready.
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
We got another one?
Unojo, Ipugao
Yep
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
Run me down on the situation
Unojo, Ipugao
Unojo, Ipugao
The pig was offended that I have a superior economic system.
Ipugao
that's vague.
Uunited Islands, Ipugao
I won’t join the war but here have some weapons
Unojo, Ipugao
Uunited Islands, Unojo, Ipugao
Such a large amount of people in such a small area, that screaming for nuclear artillery.
Ipugao
You don’t even have that Much people so that’s Impossible
Ipugao
What happened to zeu
Ipugao
Unojo,Uvalor , Uunited Islands, Doundaly, The Stickmin Empire, Slin Hifen, UNITE!
Unojo, Uvalor
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.