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Region: Refugia
Marching against the capital to reclaim it from the rebels
Commutia
OOC: I think the time where WESLR special forces seize an airport and you guys get mad at me again and start threatening sanctions and the whatnot
right, so we stand before the capital
i already have an airport under my control
Anatopen artillery will soften up the enemy before we assault the city
Yeah, and then my guys come in and snatch that important airport^tm
More WESLR Peacekeepers keep coming in from said airport and [insert tension here]
No, I mean we kinda just walk in and commandeer the place
after the Atillery has shoot its shell we send out soldiers to storm important places and help wounded cevillians
Act of invasion that wasnt held by the rebels that was under the kingdoms control
welp sorry to tell ya that the airport is in another castl- i mean city.
WESLR sets up a command and control, organizing medical supplies via the local hospital.
There are two reasons why I love Refugia.
The first is well, anytime someone starts a war.
The second? Our tomfoolery. And thats why I quoted bread.
Sylh Alanor, Junitaki-Cho, Tiralta
Royal paratroopers land in the royal palace rebel leader has been captured the majority of there forces surrender weve won
Yeah, helicopters are fun.
We start flying Helicopters with the red cross on them
People are told if they need medical assistance to shoot a flare up and wait for a Medichopper
guys what is happening here?
Tiralta
we will send aid in starting to rebuild damadged property
A Tiraltan delegate wanders on to the battlefield, flanked by six horse-sized raccoons - the entirety of the Tiraltan defenses. Someone in the crowd gently whispers "what in the sushi rice?" at the sight of them. The Tiraltan delegate smiles and explains "yeah, we're pacifists, but the raccoons are just really f*cking cool."
"Anyway, we come bearing an important message which we hope will bring clarity to our views on the situation which has unfolded in Refugia today. We understand that as a nation once described in the public arena of the CalRef discord as "I don't know who that is 😅" that our views are much sought-after."
"We wish to agree with Refuge Isle's stance on bread."
They then skateboard away into the sunset, coaxing the raccoons to follow them with a sign that says "FREE RAY-BANS SOLD HERE".
Typica, Sylh Alanor, Araine, Junitaki-Cho, Tovenia, Portmanteau, The Pacific Northwest, Jazur
Civil war its been won now rebels surrendered horray
So, they are taking the capital and I am currently organizing medical patrols and such.
We backed off the intervention 100% cause I'm honestly lazy and WESLR is currently just doing civilian population work
Anyways... WESLR will be forming a Medical Network while everything is still hot from the civil war.
Sylh Alanor wonders if you need assistance dealing with the death of your head of state, as mentioned here:
All rebel leaders are brought to the center of the capital the trial may now begin Commutia if you would read out the crimes of the rebels
Multiple war crimes, hostages and murder
Rebellion against the monarchy dissent agaisnt the government and high treason
regicide
Anatopen
Firstly, I find that Croostals swear being used is a cause for celebration! Secondly, as it means H E double hockey sticks, (teacher voice) that is improper grammar!
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
And whatever else we decide after we execute them
We find the rebels guilty for all crimes presented and sentence them to death by sacrifice to the gods
Long live the King!
Long live the king (the rebels are brought to the temple and are skinned alive before being thrown in a pit of snakes and then we drop in a bunch of pigs we lit on fire) to brutal dont care its sacrifice to the gods
Long live Ian the 13th god king of Anatopen
The Snakes were Ratlle snakes sponsored from our great country ;D
Yes they were add that to your factbook please
The end
...My head of state died yesterday, canonically. High Matriarch Cassy Singe, died yesterday of natural causes. Her funeral is scheduled for tomorrow. We don't have a head of state until the oath is said by her eldest daughter, Aurora Singe. Even then, she is too young to serve on the throne, and has a Regent, Ally Sage.
So they shot a toddler. Very cool. Somehow, as she was in Rejakhta, observing a ritual. In an undisclosed location. So canonically how?
Education is highly valued in Tiralta, and we will ensure that the proper usage of sushi rice is taught in all schools in their Estebereian lessons.
Please accept this ray-bans sign as a symbol of peace and friendship between our nations, and know that should you ever need use of our defence forces (which totals six horse-sized raccoons) we will gladly come to your aid. They are useless in all aspects of war, but you gotta admit they're pretty sick, right?
Typica, Sylh Alanor
Magic
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
Godmodding to kill a toddler
Very chill.
sure thing
ill add it to our realtions
The assassin was a wizard the end
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
They werent gods the assassin was a wizard rebel only the royals are gods cause there descended from the king of the gods
Sylh Alanor
You should definitely chill lol, you had some borderline godmodding with the whole team America world police rp.
Typica, Junitaki-Cho
Look, you can't just say, magic the end.
Woooaahhh what did I miss
Sylh Alanor, Araine, Tiralta
Done!
Wait they never left my country actually you reminded me about that thankyou
A lot
Tidelia
Wait the improper grammar thing was a joke-
In all seriousness, we thank you for the ray-bans, and, should you ever need it, we will also be willing to come to your aid with our military too.
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
Clearly lol
Tiralta, Anatopen
me too the rmb suddenly had 217 messages
Typica, Sylh Alanor, Araine, Tiralta, Tidelia
My troops after helping up cleaning leave to get back home to theire Families.
Sylh Alanor
Fine he cast a death curse with demon magic the end
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
welp this is now history so anybody would need to write that down
Anatopen for Councillor of RP when
Typica, Tiralta
Oh I didnt mean you you can stay were Allies I meant waywards edge didnt leave yet technically
Right now if you would be so kind to tell where to aplly
my People want to go home too and you hopfully got everything under control now. :D
i´d vote
I open up NationStates to see 201 messages in Refugia. Was very confused lol
This, however, is an amazing moment
Typica, Sylh Alanor, Araine, Portmanteau, Tiralta
After that everyone would vote also where in the factbook did you put the civil war becouse im not going through the 300 pages of a story we just wrote to put it my own factbook
It's not a real thing, but your demon magic post made me laugh so thank you for that.
Typica, Tiralta, Tidelia, Anatopen
ya want me to make it part of my history?
I still am.
In order to mask my confusion, I will now begin a timely lecture on the different types of magic and their uses...
Typica, Sylh Alanor, Araine, Junitaki-Cho, Portmanteau, Tiralta, Tidelia
Yes please
Fair enough, but godmodding to kill a toddler is kinda odd. I will admit i godmodded when I rp'd, but I think it was cool pulling off that rescue.
Then its time to make it a thing like we did with the civil war
uff tha´tll be work
I would like to apply to the position of Councilor of Being Silly (and tomfoolish). Please and thank you
Typica, Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
I vote for this man
Tidelia
my sages counter with holy water, effectively countering your spell
The devil of my religion himself with all his demons go to kill the toddler the end dammit
Now shush
I believe its time to begin my counter campaign(I mean, Ive read lots, so whats to say I cant replicate something like that in a Roleplay?
I roll a 20 on my divine intervention and keep my toddler alive
That's known here as Councillor of Culture, you should totally think about putting yourself forward next term if you're interested! /gen
Typica, Araine
A friend to it with and a different power randomly invading you and a lot more
A supernova appears directly on the toddler the end now shush
I think I win, fight the DND 20 Divine Intervention
this was a really fast civil war its only ben a few hours
A supernova killed us all
End of RP guys, lets move onto the next fruit war
Less than two I think
I dont care anymore Im tired keep the todler
Waywardian Godmodding at its finest
Cannonicly a few months
The Sect of Preseversium, devout followers of the light path and Magi of the Gaudium Archon Curators, condemns the use of dark magick and is concerned about the damage to the universal balance by it's usage. Our Archons have begun casting a protection ritual to cast a shield of divine energy protecting Gaudium from all uses of dark magick, preempting its possible usage upon our citizens.
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta, Anatopen
The wizard assassin is dead already only the court sorcerers remain your people are safe
Sylh Alanor, Tiralta
Probably best to sit future silly rp things out unless you're invited, because this was all very casial and then you came in very aggro.
Typica, Junitaki-Cho, Tiralta
Sylh Alanor
Waywardians News
Aurora Singe found dead after accidental exposure to radiation
The new leader will be Elena Singe
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Typica, Sylh Alanor, Junitaki-Cho, Portmanteau, Tiralta
honestly, I'm a terrible RPer so I probably will until I get into some different RP games.
Alright after all that Im tired Im going to sleep night everyone Ill be back tomorrow to cause more rp chaos
(Change of plans I had coffee hahahaha)
Waywards Edge
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[/list]Typica, Sylh Alanor, Junitaki-Cho, Portmanteau, Tiralta
Sure, good night mate. I hope to attempt rp again without godmodding
Commutia
Alright i got the whole civil war as a Factbock now if anybody want to read it feel free to do so. If there are mistakes tell me!
Too late Ive had a cup of coffee Im back for more rp already (not necessarily I have had coffee and decided to stay up later to write down the civil war in my factbooks)
Commutia
How do you take your coffee
Typica, Tiralta
oh no Waywards Edge needs pepsi now
hot enought to burn your mouth
Waywards Edge
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