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Uwuguaya wrote:Uwuguaya will ban every nation proclaiming potatoes and pumpkins as fruit from entering and everyone within its borders who does will have to leave the country either voluntarily or by force.

Furthermore, to support the carrot army, Uwuguaya will send an army of lychees and peaches and plums.

Begun the fruit wars have.

DVIV sends an Emergency squad of airplanes under a Flag of Truce to evacuate its entire Diplomatic staff and Other citizens from the territory of Uwuguaya. All Delta Vegans known to be visiting the Matriarchy have been given short but ample notice with clear instructions and sufficient information to reach the randez-vous sites of the planes. Any Delta Vegans deciding to stay may do so at their own risk and the government of DVIV is no longer responsible for their actions or lives.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire

Estebere wrote:You misunderstand. I'm not actually referring to neither apples nor pears, but apple pears, also known as asian pears. Here, check out this link for more info: https://healthiersteps.com/what-is-asian-pear/#:~:text=Asian%20pears%20are%20different%20from,raw%20or%20cooked%20in%20recipes.

Oh, interesting!

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Estebere wrote:You misunderstand. I'm not actually referring to neither apples nor pears, but apple pears, also known as asian pears. Here, check out this link for more info: https://healthiersteps.com/what-is-asian-pear/#:~:text=Asian%20pears%20are%20different%20from,raw%20or%20cooked%20in%20recipes.

Oh, interesting!

The best fruit is rhubarb because it makes a fantastic noise when it grows and also when it is shot at high speeds out of a cannon.

Araine, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire

Tiralta wrote:The best fruit is rhubarb because it makes a fantastic noise when it grows and also when it is shot at high speeds out of a cannon.

Rhubarb is great but also not a fruit. I can probably get behind the rhubarb is a fruit movement though, since it is great in fruit crumbles.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Blue Fire

i don't actually like blueberries very much, but they're blue so i'm required to support them

(also you can use them as paintballs)

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, Ethierys

do you guys know how to get genocide in my issues and get my black market up????????

i designed a new flag for Silliy

https://tennessine.co.uk/flags/flag/f79aa5b302621ee-silliy-flag-20/

it's a better version of the old flag i had in mind, the old design is below

https://tennessine.co.uk/flags/flag/a7b7d10397023b8-flag-of-silliy/

copy a link and tell me what you think :)

Araine, Portmanteau, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Ledona

Araine wrote:Rhubarb is great but also not a fruit. I can probably get behind the rhubarb is a fruit movement though, since it is great in fruit crumbles.

I reject your "science" for rhubarb is the only fruit I know of.

Araine, Portmanteau, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire

i changed my flag

i don't know what else to put here

Portmanteau, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Silliy wrote:i changed my flag

i don't know what else to put here

Take part in the fruit war

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire

Estebere wrote:Take part in the fruit war

Choose the way of peace

*hands you a head of cabbage*

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Blue Fire, The Ledona

Portmanteau wrote:Choose the way of peace

*hands you a head of cabbage*

Wait... a "Head" of cabbage? Hm... seems like a threat *Aims carrot head arrows*

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire, The Ledona

Estebere wrote:Wait... a "Head" of cabbage? Hm... seems like a threat *Aims carrot head arrows*

*builds fortifications of asparagus and celery stalks*

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Blue Fire, The Ledona

You ever just accidentally mistype your password and then have a heart attack when you see the “someone tried to log in using the wrong password” notification five seconds later

Portmanteau, Nollyland, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire, The Ledona

Portmanteau wrote:*builds fortifications of asparagus and celery stalks*

*launches melon cannonballs at wall*

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire

Portmanteau wrote:*builds fortifications of asparagus and celery stalks*

New Atlantic wrote:*launches melon cannonballs at wall*

Here we go! FIRE!

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Estebere wrote:And so the stage was set for what would be the event of the year

Maybe

Our pomegranate catapults and pineapple bombs will surely help in decreasing the time this fruit war lasts.

Delta Vega Iv wrote:DVIV sends an Emergency squad of airplanes under a Flag of Truce to evacuate its entire Diplomatic staff and Other citizens from the territory of Uwuguaya. All Delta Vegans known to be visiting the Matriarchy have been given short but ample notice with clear instructions and sufficient information to reach the randez-vous sites of the planes. Any Delta Vegans deciding to stay may do so at their own risk and the government of DVIV is no longer responsible for their actions or lives.

If any Delta Vegans still reside in Uwuguaya they may be imprisoned on charges of treachery, defamation and non-compliance with Uwuguayan law.

Uwuguayan citizens will be charged with treason, anti-Uwuguayanness, defamation and conspiracy against intelligence (formerly known as conspiracy against better knowledge).

Uwuguaya also will put high tariffs in place, targeting importing traders (and nationstates) who advertise their potatoes as fruit.

Delta Vega Iv, Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, The Blue Fire

Watching the conflict from afar we have decided to remain neutral in this conflict and accept any and all refugees that cross the borders of Fiverdom.

Portmanteau, Szalyland, Tiralta, Falafelandia, The Blue Fire

In this tough time, my nation should help and support for those in needs

For that i will open my borders for refugees too as well as sending humanitarian aids, such as food, clothes, etc

good luck

Tovenia, Portmanteau, St Leone, Tiralta, Falafelandia, The Blue Fire, Thingessness

Szalyland wrote:In this tough time, my nation should help and support for those in needs

For that i will open my borders for refugees too as well as sending humanitarian aids, such as food, clothes, etc

good luck

What food are you sending? No fruit I hope. We don't want the problem escalating!

Portmanteau, St Leone, Tiralta, Falafelandia, The Blue Fire

The Leonean forces have been seen ramping up their garrisons by the border,

with the flag of the all mighty golden Cloudberry waving high above the camps.

Glory be to the berry of Clouds \o/

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Blue Fire

*trumpet*

hahahaharhar

Seems like reason

to use "Nessicary force to protect da potato land from all foreseeable and possible threats"

The ancient giant potato bots rise from de ground!

Glory to de potatr!

Tiralta, Falafelandia, The Blue Fire

Estebere wrote:Take part in the fruit war
a

*snare drum*

i fight for the honor of the durian!

i come wielding a sword and shield, and a hundred years of training!

PRAISE BE TO THE DURIAN!!

Tiralta, Falafelandia, The Blue Fire

might be a little more inactive parental units are being an issue to me

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Blue Fire

Waywards Edge wrote:might be a little more inactive parental units are being an issue to me

rip

Falafelandia

Moulk2 wrote:Glory to de potatr!

Are you with the "Potatoes are fruits" people?

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Blue Fire

Waywards Edge wrote:might be a little more inactive parental units are being an issue to me

Hope you're okay Way <3

Araine, Falafelandia, Waywards Edge, The Blue Fire

anyone likes ma potato flag?

Cheesy Tots, Falafelandia, Waywards Edge, The Ledona

A slight interruption to the Fruit War 3: Revenge of the Potato to bring you some tasty tasty proposed changes to the RRS. If anyone has feedback or wants to second let me know!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1872118

Chacapoya has agreed to second but she also wanted to make some amendments so I've not added her name yet. Morrigan you also told me on Discord you had suggestions if you still have those?

And just a lil reminder that every Member State has the ability to be the change they wish to see in our regional legislation whenever they want by sharing a draft, editing and getting a second, and then pinging Refuge Isle when they're ready for a vote.

Chacapoya, Cheesy Tots, Araine, Liphia, Falafelandia, Jazur, Waywards Edge, The Blue Fire

Tiralta wrote:A slight interruption to the Fruit War 3: Revenge of the Potato to bring you some tasty tasty proposed changes to the RRS. If anyone has feedback or wants to second let me know!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1872118

Chacapoya has agreed to second but she also wanted to make some amendments so I've not added her name yet. Morrigan you also told me on Discord you had suggestions if you still have those?

And just a lil reminder that every Member State has the ability to be the change they wish to see in our regional legislation whenever they want by sharing a draft, editing and getting a second, and then pinging Refuge Isle when they're ready for a vote.

I would be happy to second!

Tiralta, Jazur, Waywards Edge

Tiralta wrote:A slight interruption to the Fruit War 3: Revenge of the Potato to bring you some tasty tasty proposed changes to the RRS. If anyone has feedback or wants to second let me know!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1872118

Chacapoya has agreed to second but she also wanted to make some amendments so I've not added her name yet. Morrigan you also told me on Discord you had suggestions if you still have those?

And just a lil reminder that every Member State has the ability to be the change they wish to see in our regional legislation whenever they want by sharing a draft, editing and getting a second, and then pinging Refuge Isle when they're ready for a vote.

Could we codify some protections for those who might choose to participate in R/D Gameplay on NS? Just a little note that says ''for a period greater than 48 hours, unless announced/explained'' or something like that. It would allow residents to participate in both single updates, as well as siege warfare if that comes up. I would like to get back into gameplay sometime soon, but have been rather nervous about doing so since I do want to remain a member nation here full time.

Falafelandia, Jazur, Waywards Edge

Tiralta wrote:Hope you're okay Way <3

I'm good, I have a weird thing called irl to deal with.

Very odd, real life and my parents are trying to prevent me from being on NS. Uncool!

Also if we are restarting the fruit war, can I launch the vegetable nuke i left in the basement? Or is that cruel and unusual?

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Tiralta wrote:A slight interruption to the Fruit War 3: Revenge of the Potato to bring you some tasty tasty proposed changes to the RRS. If anyone has feedback or wants to second let me know!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1872118

Chacapoya has agreed to second but she also wanted to make some amendments so I've not added her name yet. Morrigan you also told me on Discord you had suggestions if you still have those?

And just a lil reminder that every Member State has the ability to be the change they wish to see in our regional legislation whenever they want by sharing a draft, editing and getting a second, and then pinging Refuge Isle when they're ready for a vote.

I think my advice here is that the RRS isn't a brochure, so there's no need to list benefits, especially ones that can change, nor should it advertise things so much as state rules (it's literally law). If something is banned, people can't do that. If something is required, then people have to do that. If something is offered, people have the option, but the text is indifferent towards whether or not they do.

If someone registers an alt with Ops, and that alt is WA, that nation will become a Member State after seven days in lieu of the main one. So they can already do the thing this suggests. I don't see the need for an amendment that's going the direction you're taking with this one.

Tiralta, Falafelandia

Waywards Edge wrote:

Also if we are restarting the fruit war, can I launch the vegetable nuke i left in the basement? Or is that cruel and unusual?

Did you remember to refrigerate it? If not it might have gone bad by now

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Uwuguaya wrote:Our pomegranate catapults and pineapple bombs will surely help in decreasing the time this fruit war lasts.

If any Delta Vegans still reside in Uwuguaya they may be imprisoned on charges of treachery, defamation and non-compliance with Uwuguayan law.

Uwuguayan citizens will be charged with treason, anti-Uwuguayanness, defamation and conspiracy against intelligence (formerly known as conspiracy against better knowledge).

Uwuguaya also will put high tariffs in place, targeting importing traders (and nationstates) who advertise their potatoes as fruit.

But potatoes are fruit (as are Pumpkins and Mushrooms)!

Tiralta, Falafelandia

Slaggstone Bruntt wrote:Could we codify some protections for those who might choose to participate in R/D Gameplay on NS? Just a little note that says ''for a period greater than 48 hours, unless announced/explained'' or something like that. It would allow residents to participate in both single updates, as well as siege warfare if that comes up. I would like to get back into gameplay sometime soon, but have been rather nervous about doing so since I do want to remain a member nation here full time.

We could clarify the text of RRS 5, but up to now people have applied for a WA exemption for milgp cases.

We are likely to never codify something that encourages active military gameplay since Refugia is a neutral region and milgp has brought our community a load of negativity and hardship, even from the distance we are to it.

Chacapoya, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Slaggstone Bruntt, Uwuguaya

Refuge Isle wrote:We could clarify the text of RRS 5, but up to now people have applied for a WA exemption for milgp cases.

We are likely to never codify something that encourages active military gameplay since Refugia is a neutral region and milgp has brought our community a load of negativity and hardship, even from the distance we are to it.

That's totally fair! I'll be sure to apply for said exemption when I get around to participating again.

Tiralta, Falafelandia

Can I be in the fruit war?

Cheesy Tots, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

As the war has escalated Fiverdom has decided to send food to nations with citizens in need. This food will be things like bread, pasta, and things that are undeniably in one category of food so as not to anger anyone.

Cheesy Tots, Tovenia, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Good People Of People wrote:Can I be in the fruit war?

fel'ow internet user, yes. anybody can participate in the humourous antics of THE FRUIT WAR or any other community based thing that we do in refugia /lh /g

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Just finished Trials of Apollo, and found something that was too related to current events to not show you: https://imgur.com/a/yzzdHtE

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Thingessness

Fiverdom wrote:As the war has escalated Fivedom has decided to send food to nations with citizens in need. This food will be things like bread, pasta, and things that are undeniably in one category of food so as not to anger anyone.

Will your pasta have tomato sauce on it? If so the Atlantians consider this an act of war

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

New Atlantic wrote:Will your pasta have tomato sauce on it? If so the Atlantians consider this an act of war

Of course not

Tiralta, Falafelandia

Delta Vega Iv wrote:But potatoes are fruit (as are Pumpkins and Mushrooms)!

Potatoes are not fruits. That’s a non-truth that Uwuguaya won’t stop fighting, to its last breath and beyond!-Shrooms aren’t fruit neither. As for pumpkins, they maybe are fruit.

Anyhow, from now on the glorious matriarchy embargoes Delta Vega Iv and Tiralta. All citizens of your nations still within Uwuguayan boundaries will be subject to prison sentences of up to 12 years.

Good People Of People wrote:Can I be in the fruit war?

Yes, you can. We highly encourage every Refugian to spread the message: Potatoes are not fruit!

Fiverdom wrote:As the war has escalated Fiverdom has decided to send food to nations with citizens in need. This food will be things like bread, pasta, and things that are undeniably in one category of food so as not to anger anyone.

This is highly appreciated by Uwuguaya. Uwuguaya views the nation of Fiverdom as a neutral entity, for the time being, unless proven otherwise. Uwuguaya is interested in a trade relationship with Fiverdom.

New Atlantic wrote:Will your pasta have tomato sauce on it? If so the Atlantians consider this an act of war

Wait-which side are you even on?-If you consider tomato sauce on pasta an act of war, then you must consider tomatoes as fruits, right?

Edit: Fixed pasta.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Delta Vega Iv wrote:But potatoes are fruit (as are Pumpkins and Mushrooms)!

Potatoes are roots, pumpkins are fruits, and mushrooms are fungi.

Delta Vega Iv, Araine, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Uwuguaya wrote:

This is highly appreciated by Uwuguaya. Uwuguaya views the nation of Fiverdom as a neutral entity, for the time being, unless proven otherwise. Uwuguaya is interested in a trade relationship with Fiverdom.

Fiverdom would consider pursuing a trade relationship with Uwuguaya as long as we would be able to remain neutral.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Estebere wrote:Potatoes are roots, pumpkins are fruits, and mushrooms are fungi.

Uwuguaya seconds this notion. We couldn’t agree more.

Fiverdom wrote:Fiverdom would consider pursuing a trade relationship with Uwuguaya as long as we would be able to remain neutral.

Since you haven’t committed any hostile act against Uwuguaya, like spreading the non-truth of the potato being a fruit, you will be viewed as neutral and Uwuguaya, despite liking the imagination of having you at our side, will respect your declared neutrality.

Thusly, any hostile actions against your very formidable nation will be answered with hostilities towards your attacker by the glorious matriarchy and highly frowned upon.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Post self-deleted by Fiverdom.

Uwuguaya wrote:Since you haven’t committed any hostile act against Uwuguaya, like spreading the non-truth of the potato being a fruit, you will be viewed as neutral and Uwuguaya, despite liking the imagination of having you at our side, will respect your declared neutrality.

Thusly, any hostile actions against your very formidable nation will be answered with hostilities towards your attacker by the glorious matriarchy and highly frowned upon.

Then Fiverdom will accept a trade and trade only relationship.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, Thingessness

Fiverdom wrote:Then Fiverdom will accept a trade and trade only relationship.

Uwuguaya rejoices!-We will send a trade fleet of ships and planes immediately.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Thingessness

Jazur hereby dec'ares that potatoes, and all other root vegetables, are a tad fruity, but are nonethe'ess vegetables still

Delta Vega Iv, Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Jazur wrote:Jazur hereby dec'ares that potatoes, and all other root vegetables, are a tad fruity, but are nonethe'ess vegetables still

The glorious matriarchy hereby extends an offer of friendship and propose building an embassy in Jazur. We would also happily conduct trade with your nation.

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Friends, at the end of the day does it truly matter how we define a potato? Is it that important to fell our fellow human beings over?

Surely we can all come together and appreciate the fact that potatoes are DELICIOUS?? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew; they're versatile and perfect. The Ledona officially implore all to lay down arms and end the conflict, as we pass around a bowl of peace fries (with various included dips available)

Delta Vega Iv, Cheesy Tots, Araine, Liphia, Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, Ouch To The Natives

Tiralta immediately releases a statement advising that all travel to Uwuguaya is unsafe and not recommended for citizens. We are also petitioning global justice bodies to demand the release of our innocent and unfairly imprisoned citizens.

Delta Vega Iv, Chacapoya, Liphia, Portmanteau, St Leone, Falafelandia, Jazur, Waywards Edge, Uwuguaya, Ouch To The Natives, The Ledona

The Clintian Newspaper Boy Has Arrived In Your Region To Inform You About The Clintian Election!

[spoiler=Info]The Clintian Election Ends In May 1, 2023, Don't Be Late! And The 1st Before The Candidate Election! The Rules Are You Can Vote If You Live In A Region That Has A XKI Embassy, Or Live In XKI. [/spoiler]

Thanks, [nation=long]Clintia[/nation]

Link Is Available Here: https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5AYa4ByA

Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, Thingessness

The Ledona wrote:Friends, at the end of the day does it truly matter how we define a potato? Is it that important to fell our fellow human beings over?

Surely we can all come together and appreciate the fact that potatoes are DELICIOUS?? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew; they're versatile and perfect. The Ledona officially implore all to lay down arms and end the conflict, as we pass around a bowl of peace fries (with various included dips available)

Well appreciated sentiment, and they really are delicious, but our council has decided to sell illegal potato nukes to both sides of the combat to further enflame the battle. Whilst still harboring the belief that potatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable. They are also a starch.🥔🥔🥔 FRUIT WARS🥳

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

well, nothing better to add another one-

carrots............ they are definetly fruits

Tiralta, Falafelandia

Thingessness wrote:well, nothing better to add another one-

carrots............ they are definetly fruits

or why not even other ones, like evrything in this wikepedia page-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_vegetable

(sorry I'm sad that wikepedia can't show them as fruits)

Falafelandia

Ouch To The Natives wrote:Well appreciated sentiment, and they really are delicious, but our council has decided to sell illegal potato nukes to both sides of the combat to further enflame the battle. Whilst still harboring the belief that potatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable. They are also a starch.🥔🥔🥔 FRUIT WARS🥳
good idea, I want a handful of those

Falafelandia

The Ledona wrote:-Snips aggressively-

*Doom music.mp5*

Eat potato?

EAT POTATO

POTATO?

TREASON!

*slow potato laughter*

Time to use my triumph card.

RANDOM BULLPOOP GO!

My description says I have ubiquitous missile silos so I take that as I have a missile silo every 2 miles

now die to missile storm.

Sylh Alanor, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Waywards Edge

The Ledona wrote:Friends, at the end of the day does it truly matter how we define a potato? Is it that important to fell our fellow human beings over?

Surely we can all come together and appreciate the fact that potatoes are DELICIOUS?? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew; they're versatile and perfect. The Ledona officially implore all to lay down arms and end the conflict, as we pass around a bowl of peace fries (with various included dips available)

Did you just call them fries?-Cause that’s a hostile action against Uwuguaya.

We value your insights but I think it might be a bit late now that there’s 3 fronts in this:

The potatoes are fruits-blasphemers, the potatoes are a drink-frontier, and the potatoes are vegetables-front, all in opposition to each other. And light hostilities already took place.

Ouch To The Natives wrote:Well appreciated sentiment, and they really are delicious, but our council has decided to sell illegal potato nukes to both sides of the combat to further enflame the battle. Whilst still harboring the belief that potatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable. They are also a starch.🥔🥔🥔 FRUIT WARS🥳

The glorious matriarchy officially condemns this decision. It’s a truly distasteful act and not very honourable to sell WMD’s.

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Ouch To The Natives

Moulk2 wrote:-snip-

I cast counterspell as a reaction.

lemme roll real quick.. That's a dirty 20, so your missile silos have jammed.

My turn now, so I now cast death ward. Let's end the potato war peacefully, pls

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Tiralta wrote:Tiralta immediately releases a statement advising that all travel to Uwuguaya is unsafe and not recommended for citizens. We are also petitioning global justice bodies to demand the release of our innocent and unfairly imprisoned citizens.

Uwuguaya denies having imprisoned any Tiraltans so far and thus has to protest the Tiraltan petition. Furthermore Uwuguaya will view any demands of one or more global justice bodies (gbf) as a violation of its sovereignty. The glorious matriarchy will claim damages for the violation of its sovereignty in the range of 200,000 uwuwus and rising.

Moreover, Uwuguaya places high trade tariffs on Tiraltan imports and gave its coast guard permission to stop and search any ship, under Tiraltan or Delta Vegan flag, passing through its national waters.

Similarly, nearly identical rules apply for all air traffic passing through Uwuguayan airspace, be it civilian or military.

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

New Atlantic would like to declare our stance on this war formally: We agree with Estebere and Uwuguaya that potatoes are not fruits, they are root vegetables. However, tomatoes and pumpkins are fruits.

Araine, Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

(OOC: RP randomness GO! Also, it'd be the first time I'd ever used this, so yay. Writing is fun so yay.)

Uwuguaya wrote:-Snip-

Tiralta wrote:-Snip-

Noting Tiralta's Concerns,

Untrusting both sides to end this conflict peacefully, Hereby Invokes Article 4.

I invite ambassadors of all nations in this fruit war to meet for discussion without weapons.

[spoiler=Article 4 of WESLR]

Article 4: On The Accords Guarantees being threatened

If any Member Nation regardless of their WESLR status, in their opinion, has the guarantees of this Accord threatened, they may call a Session of the WESLR Council.

Section 1: If a Session is called, all WESLR Council Members shall report to WESLR's Serenina HQ within 1 day.

Section 2: The Member State that had called the Session will bring a case before The WESLR Council.

Section 3: A vote will be held after the Member State that had called the Session has finished their arguments, and the case is either closed, or may lead to further action, such as Military Intervention, Sanctions, and other measures.[/spoiler]

With that, I must make several pings to my friends, as well as summon a bunch of ambassadors

St Leone, Irimara, Jazur, Chong Qing, Estebere, Tiralta, and Uwuguaya and all parties currently in the fruit war.

Delta Vega Iv, Chacapoya, Liphia, Portmanteau, St Leone, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, Irimara, Thingessness, The Ledona

Waywards Edge wrote:(OOC: RP randomness GO! Also, it'd be the first time I'd ever used this, so yay. Writing is fun so yay.)

Noting Tiralta's Concerns,

Untrusting both sides to end this conflict peacefully, Hereby Invokes Article 4.

I invite ambassadors of all nations in this fruit war to meet for discussion without weapons.

[spoiler=Article 4 of WESLR]

Article 4: On The Accords Guarantees being threatened

If any Member Nation regardless of their WESLR status, in their opinion, has the guarantees of this Accord threatened, they may call a Session of the WESLR Council.

Section 1: If a Session is called, all WESLR Council Members shall report to WESLR's Serenina HQ within 1 day.

Section 2: The Member State that had called the Session will bring a case before The WESLR Council.

Section 3: A vote will be held after the Member State that had called the Session has finished their arguments, and the case is either closed, or may lead to further action, such as Military Intervention, Sanctions, and other measures.[/spoiler]

With that, I must make several pings to my friends, as well as summon a bunch of ambassadors

St Leone, Irimara, Jazur, Chong Qing, Estebere, Tiralta, and Uwuguaya and all parties currently in the fruit war.

Luckily I was already in Serenina on personal business. I'll be there within the hour.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Waywards Edge wrote:-snip-

uh...

counter roll

19..

well uh

*Insert dnd thing here*

haha so it *some dnd thing here*

so the missiles launch

because *insert some dnd thing here*

HAH!

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia

Waywards Edge wrote:(OOC: RP randomness GO! Also, it'd be the first time I'd ever used this, so yay. Writing is fun so yay.)

Noting Tiralta's Concerns,

Untrusting both sides to end this conflict peacefully, Hereby Invokes Article 4.

I invite ambassadors of all nations in this fruit war to meet for discussion without weapons.

[spoiler=Article 4 of WESLR]

Article 4: On The Accords Guarantees being threatened

If any Member Nation regardless of their WESLR status, in their opinion, has the guarantees of this Accord threatened, they may call a Session of the WESLR Council.

Section 1: If a Session is called, all WESLR Council Members shall report to WESLR's Serenina HQ within 1 day.

Section 2: The Member State that had called the Session will bring a case before The WESLR Council.

Section 3: A vote will be held after the Member State that had called the Session has finished their arguments, and the case is either closed, or may lead to further action, such as Military Intervention, Sanctions, and other measures.[/spoiler]

With that, I must make several pings to my friends, as well as summon a bunch of ambassadors

St Leone, Irimara, Jazur, Chong Qing, Estebere, Tiralta, and Uwuguaya and all parties currently in the fruit war.

The Bundestaag of DVIV will send an ambassador to WESLR's Serenina HQ as soon as our planes return from Uwuguaya.

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Waywards Edge wrote:ARTICLE 4

Tiralta sends ambassador Spud Sarfroot to Serenina for the discussions.

Portmanteau, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Tiralta wrote:Tiralta sends ambassador Spud Sarfroot to Serenina for the discussions.

When the name 'Spud Sarfroot' reaches Port Manteau, it echoes across the islands, bringing much joy to those who hear it. On the strength of their name alone, the ambassador is given a day of honor on the archipelago, and the name 'Sarfroot' quickly becomes a popular choice for new parents.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya, The Ledona

Portmanteau wrote:When the name 'Spud Sarfroot' reaches Port Manteau, it echoes across the islands, bringing much joy to those who hear it. On the strength of their name alone, the ambassador is given a day of honor on the archipelago, and the name 'Sarfroot' quickly becomes a popular choice for new parents.

Ambassador Sarfroot is delighted by this development, and sends a basket of rhubarb and potatoes to the good people of Port Manteau as a gesture of thanks.

Chacapoya, Portmanteau, Falafelandia, Jazur

Waywards Edge wrote:[spoiler=snip snap]With that, I must make several pings to my friends, as well as summon a bunch of ambassadors

St Leone, Irimara, Jazur, Chong Qing, Estebere, Tiralta, and Uwuguaya and all parties currently in the fruit war.[/spoiler]

The glorious matriarchy of Uwuguaya sends ambassadress Selena Errera Dominguer to Serenina but insists on starting the negotiations tomorrow.

[OOC: I currently have sleep issues and woke up at 4 am, now it’s almost 10 pm and I am super-tired and my heart feels heavier than it should and I can hear the noise in my ears. Is that good*?-Anyhow, I would like to continue this tomorrow, somewhen between 8 am GMT and 8 pm GMT. If I wake earlier and enough of you are here/available then maybe even before 8 am GMT.

*Plus my brain can barely form a coherent thought today. So if you don’t mind, please tomorrow.]

Edit: We also invite New Atlantic to the official negotiations.

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Ledona

Waywards Edge wrote:Noting Tiralta's Concerns,

Untrusting both sides to end this conflict peacefully, Hereby Invokes Article 4.

I invite ambassadors of all nations in this fruit war to meet for discussion without weapons.

As a show of good will, a'ongside the expected ambassador, Tahma ibn Md. Al-Safir, Jazur will be sending the sultan's sister, Haru bint Rama AL Deyi

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Tiralta wrote:Ambassador Sarfroot is delighted by this development, and sends a basket of rhubarb and potatoes to the good people of Port Manteau as a gesture of thanks.

We thank you for the fruit basket.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Falafelandia's minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister of Agriculture have released a statement elevating potatoes to the level of "neither of a fruit nor a vegetable" which was previously occupied by the chickpea.

Tiralta, Jazur, The Ledona

VOTE NOW WITH YOUR THUMBS

https://www.nationstates.net/region=refugia#poll

Melenavenia, Falafelandia, Jazur, The Ledona

Waywards Edge wrote:RP randomness

River, alongside the Head of the Department of Diplomatic Affair's WESLR Affairs Branch and the Head of the Department of Warfare's Fruit Warfare Branch come to the building, with River already seemingly tired from the debate about to take place.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

i like a healthy amount of radiation and metal in my diet, so i eat a nuclear bomb with every breakfast i have

they also taste really good, try one and see for yourself!

edit: does anyone else know what major company they have? like I have Eckie Cola, what do you have? no reason, just asking around :)

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Sempera

Post self-deleted by Ouch To The Natives.

Whilst all the diplomatic gifts are being exchanged, twelve heavily guarded, unmarked ships are leaving The Free Land en route to Uwuguaya. An operative clad in black emails a contact -(Your package has arrived)-.

Anyway! Ouch to the natives sends their best ambassador, Calico Rainer, to attend the summit. Along with a fruit basket mostly composed of potatoes.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Tiralta wrote:VOTE NOW WITH YOUR THUMBS

https://www.nationstates.net/region=refugia#poll

I used my fingers, primarily, sorry.

Portmanteau, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Melenavenia wrote:I used my fingers, primarily, sorry.

Your vote will be counted but it's on thin ice.

Cheesy Tots, Melenavenia, Jazur

Waywards Edge wrote:Noting Tiralta's Concerns,

Untrusting both sides to end this conflict peacefully, Hereby Invokes Article 4.

I invite ambassadors of all nations in this fruit war to meet for discussion without weapons.

[spoiler=Article 4 of WESLR]

Article 4: On The Accords Guarantees being threatened

If any Member Nation regardless of their WESLR status, in their opinion, has the guarantees of this Accord threatened, they may call a Session of the WESLR Council.

Section 1: If a Session is called, all WESLR Council Members shall report to WESLR's Serenina HQ within 1 day.

Section 2: The Member State that had called the Session will bring a case before The WESLR Council.

Section 3: A vote will be held after the Member State that had called the Session has finished their arguments, and the case is either closed, or may lead to further action, such as Military Intervention, Sanctions, and other measures.[/spoiler]

New Atlantic shall send one of our best ambassadors, Elorna Raostav, along with a fruit basket with mangos and melons along with other fruits native to our great homelands. Additionally, New Atlantic seconds Uwuguaya's request to hold the session tomorrow as it is quite a long journey from Atlantis to Serenina.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

I just realized exactly how much Octonauts I'm gonna be watching

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

Tiralta wrote:Your vote will be counted but it's on thin ice.

So gracious. 🙏

Tiralta, Falafelandia

As Irimara is neutral in this war...I'll vote however I please

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

Waywards Edge wrote:(OOC: RP randomness GO! Also, it'd be the first time I'd ever used this, so yay. Writing is fun so yay.)

Noting Tiralta's Concerns,

Untrusting both sides to end this conflict peacefully, Hereby Invokes Article 4.

I invite ambassadors of all nations in this fruit war to meet for discussion without weapons.

[spoiler=Article 4 of WESLR]

Article 4: On The Accords Guarantees being threatened

If any Member Nation regardless of their WESLR status, in their opinion, has the guarantees of this Accord threatened, they may call a Session of the WESLR Council.

Section 1: If a Session is called, all WESLR Council Members shall report to WESLR's Serenina HQ within 1 day.

Section 2: The Member State that had called the Session will bring a case before The WESLR Council.

Section 3: A vote will be held after the Member State that had called the Session has finished their arguments, and the case is either closed, or may lead to further action, such as Military Intervention, Sanctions, and other measures.[/spoiler]

With that, I must make several pings to my friends, as well as summon a bunch of ambassadors

St Leone, Irimara, Jazur, Chong Qing, Estebere, Tiralta, and Uwuguaya and all parties currently in the fruit war.

*busts in door*

"CONSTANTINE! HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR PHONE?!"

n-no? what-

"YOU HAVE LIKE 5 HOURS TO GET TO SERINNA ASAP!"

aww fuuu-

*nyoom*

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

The Merinos is officially neutral in this conflict.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.

*sniff*

1k to turn the lights on FOR A SECOND.

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur

New Atlantic wrote:New Atlantic shall send one of our best ambassadors, Elorna Raostav, along with a fruit basket with mangos and melons along with other fruits native to our great homelands. Additionally, New Atlantic seconds Uwuguaya's request to hold the session tomorrow as it is quite a long journey from Atlantis to Serenina.

The head matriarch of Uwuguaya is most pleased by the backing from New Atlantic and sends a fruit basket containing lychees, oranges, mandarins, peaches and quinces, alongside a small assortment of wines alongside their ambassador Érnando Seregüer, also called Ted, an uwuguayan panda.

In other news, since the uwuguayan delegation forgot to send a fruit basket alongside their ambassadress to the meeting in Serenina, the glorious matriarchy instead sends their bombers to Serenina, to drop fruit baskets onto the meeting. The fruit baskets will only contain non-controversial fruits like pears, apples, quinces and citrus fruits like oranges.

[OOC: Ok, took me longer than I thought; had a good night’s sleep though. And I am back amongst the living. Might be sick though. Though, on the bright side the rp can continue today.]

Edit1:

[OOC:Oops, I got the set-up wrong; the quote was meant to be first; I will try and fix it.]

Edit2:

[Fixed it]

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Good People Of People

Why hello there guys.

Araine, Tovenia, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, Good People Of People

Fudge Dynasty wrote:Why hello there guys.

Hi hi!

Falafelandia, Good People Of People

LET'S do this potato army, potatoes are supposed to win here

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Good People Of People

say no problem in crushing the apples

Falafelandia, Good People Of People

I just remembered that I’m going on a 3 day camping trip, and I’m probably gonna miss the rest of the fruit wars. *sigh*

The official story is that our ambassador was almost assassinated by the “Potatoes are a nut” cult. As such, she is going back to the homeland and will no longer be present at the summit. This has nothing to do with the fact that Uwuguaya has finally received their package complete with a hazmat suit.

Araine, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Ledona, Good People Of People

* returns for a moment * hello

Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya

RRS proposal draft to simplify the legal text overseeing the delegate:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1873211

Chacapoya, Sylh Alanor, Araine, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Jazur, Uwuguaya

Tiralta wrote:VOTE NOW WITH YOUR THUMBS

https://www.nationstates.net/region=refugia#poll

I am deeply saddened by the fact that mangoes were excluded from the options :(

Chacapoya, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Ledona

Araine wrote:I am deeply saddened by the fact that mangoes were excluded from the options :(

So am I

Araine, Tiralta, Falafelandia, Uwuguaya, The Ledona

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