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Greetings

Maniwinn, Wolfe Leushke

To celebrate the ending of the war the cafe will officially reopen! Today's celebrations will include a large chocolate cake with vanilla icing, a chocolate mousse cake with oreo cookie crust and marscapone cheesecake. There will also be a Danny DeVito lookalike joining us around noon.

Bon Appétit

Maniwinn, Nopes, Husrien, Taray

i shall consume

bro i wish i could just get free issues

Husrien

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Iprao

The chefs of Wolfe Leushke are hungover from yesterdays festivities. This late lunch will consist of Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and pedialyte drinks.

Maniwinn, Taray

Hello hello hello I'm just gonna sit in my hole and wait out all this war

miau

Reasonable Union

guys, can i still be in alliance with Damoniah? yk, since they had a war and all?

I'd like to announce that the great city of MacArthur has been designated by our Gottish Athensburgians to become the new capital of Gottish Athensburg.

Taray

We've also had our government completely ditch its 0mph (0kph) internet for better systems and increased our economic output by 1 trillion chips (that's our currency) in a few seconds

Tinhampton, Maniwinn, Wolfe Leushke, Taray

DELEGATE'S VOTE: General Assembly: AGAINST International Air Travel Compensation [why?] --- Security Council: AGAINST Liberate Monarchist Bloc [why?]

Tinhampton

Greetings

Tinhampton, Taray

Owolanda wrote:It's Z-Day!

Killing the zombies is the only way!

Taray

I'm so glad I didn't miss out on Z-Day. This is quite fun so far, but unfortunately there has been a lack of a lunch for today so that sucks :(

Nopes wrote:I'm so glad I didn't miss out on Z-Day. This is quite fun so far, but unfortunately there has been a lack of a lunch for today so that sucks :(

The lunch is brains 🧠 🧠🧠

Maniwinn wrote:The lunch is brains 🧠 🧠🧠

Oh yeah, thanks for clarifying that for me :)

All your brainz is belong to us, especially thanks to Nopes, Maniwinn, and many more! 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧠🧠🧠🤯🙌😊

Nopes

It's pointless to try and avoid the horde, just like this pencil of mine. Everyone should embrace us.

P.S. We have cookies and stuff ;)

Stuffiana

Yaaaaayyy, I have no people now. I'm freeeeeee

Stuffiana

It's actually getting quite slow to do much with zombie-hordes because that works best if the target has many survivors, and you have many zombies. Right now..... everyone here has many zombies, but not many survivors.

Nopes, Stuffiana

Why the hell is everyone on the zombies' side?

Taray wrote:Why the hell is everyone on the zombies' side?

Because zombies are cool

Owolanda, Nopes, Stuffiana

Tinhampton wrote:Because zombies are cool

Yes, they are cool because killing them is cool

Due to the amount of dead I have, I'm actually around 97% of the way to getting a level 1 TZES.

I also have a level 5 horde.

zombie bad! kill them all!

Wolfe Leushke, Taray

Husrien wrote:zombie bad! kill them all!

No zombie good eat brains

Nopes, Stuffiana

Maniwinn wrote:No zombie good eat brains

Do not listen! They already got him! :<

Maniwinn wrote:No zombie good eat brains

Who in their right mind would want to get said mind eaten?! Are you insane?!?

DO YOU ARE HAVE STUPID?????

Taray

Breaking News: Zombies have been sent across the seas from Maniwinn to the glorious People's Republic.

Taray gives its full support in the form of explosives, explosives, explosives and bullets!

Husrien

Breaking News: Thanks to assistance from Taray, the People's Republic has been expunged of all zombies.

Glory to the anti-zombie movement!

Taray

News: Husrien has once again been attacked by Maniwinn, as they have sent a shipment of 1M zombies to our shores once more. The government is considering un-endorsing Maniwinn, due to this recent agression.

We call for any and all help against Maniwinn and their zombie invasions. Glory to Husrien!

Taray

The Husri Government sends their thanks to Podlasie Tribes and Taray for their help.

Taray, Podlasie Tribes

Not so fast! You've been zombified again, Husrien! (Or will be...)

Nopes

Taray has been attacked again and fiercely fights back! There are still plenty Tarayānum expeditionary forces to go around so we continue helping Husrien in its fight.

Husrien

News: Husrien has been attacked by Tinhampton! The Husri government "expected better" from the supposed "leader" of their region. Taray continues their crusade against the undead, quickly becoming the #1 Husri ally.

Taray

The faithful Tarayānī of our great nation do not back down from their fight! Especially our police forces which are unreasonably good at murdering unarmed former citizens...

Husrien

The Husri government continues to get support from Taray and Podlasie Tribes. It is extremely in the debt of these two nations.

Taray, Podlasie Tribes

Podlasie Tribes continues and will continue to help Husrien and Taray with eradication of zombies.

Husrien, Taray

It's pointless to resist. Just give in.

Maniwinn, Stuffiana

Taray requests foreign help as attacks against its homeland intensify. It will not cease its foreign support as we few must remain bastions of humanity and rationality!

Husrien

Your brains are ours :D

Stuffiana

Nopes wrote:It's pointless to resist. Just give in.

Coward mentality. Taray has a dream and will not give up on it.

Nopes, Husrien

Too late

Stuffiana

Taray requests for every single one of its zombies to be killed, even in absence of survivors. Our glorious nation is better as a wasteland than a home to an enemy!

Nopes, Husrien

Just join us, we have cookies, candy, and even more :)

Stuffiana

Nopes wrote:Just join us, we have cookies, candy, and even more :)

Tarayānī cannot be bribed away from their cause! It is an insult to even attempt as much.

Husrien

Taray wrote:Tarayānī cannot be bribed away from their cause! It is an insult to even attempt as much.

But cookies and cats :(

Stuffiana

Nopes wrote:Just join us, we have cookies, candy, and even more :)

And an Undead Jacuzzi! :3

Nopes

Nopes wrote:But cookies and cats :(

Taray look how sad you made him :( All we wanted is to feast on you’re brains uh I mean welcome you to the zombie community

Nopes

Taray wrote:Taray requests for every single one of its zombies to be killed, even in absence of survivors. Our glorious nation is better as a wasteland than a home to an enemy!

Working on it!

Tinhampton wrote:Working on it!

Thank you!

Husrien

Taray wrote:Tarayānī cannot be bribed away from their cause! It is an insult to even attempt as much.

Zombies matter as much as living, we have feelings too, ever seen any of the 3 Zombies Disney movies?

Nopes

I'll help too, just this once

I’m Bayfront, just on alt

I don’t wanna destroy my reigon by moving

I’ll help you guys here

Taray, Podlasie Tribes

Gulf wrote:I’m Bayfront, just on alt

I don’t wanna destroy my reigon by moving

I’ll help you guys here

You best be helping the zombies

Nopes wrote:But cookies and cats :(

( dogs are better btw )

Nopes wrote:You best be helping the zombies
no

Taray

if it’s pro zombie here I’m leaving

Husrien

Gulf wrote:I’m Bayfront, just on alt

I don’t wanna destroy my reigon by moving

I’ll help you guys here

It would help to spread the zombie love against human supremacy in Sophia! :3

Taray wrote:( dogs are better btw )

Nope

Stuffiana

Gulf wrote:if it’s pro zombie here I’m leaving

Please help us, a few of us are trying to remain human!

Husrien

Podlasie Tribes report no survivors left in its borders. We're requesting a foreign help in curing our population.

Husrien, Taray

News: Husrien has collapsed. The few fragments of the government that remain will be held as a Gov. In Exile in Taray until further notice.

Taray

Post self-deleted by Gulf.

Podlasie Tribes wrote:Podlasie Tribes report no survivors left in its borders. We're requesting a foreign help in curing our population.

You have been officially cured of your zombie infestation

Taray, Podlasie Tribes

Taray stands as a monument to its glorious past, devoid of either Tarayānī or zombified life. The president's last words echo through speakers in the ruins of the once prosperous cities: "May those who come across this wasteland know that we did not succumb lying down."

Husrien, Stuffiana

Gulf wrote:if it’s pro zombie here I’m leaving

How insensitive D: to what could be a great bond between zombies and humans :(

Nopes

News: Everyone was killed in Podlasie Tribes, and our government has moved to Taray.

Husrien, Taray

Stuffiana wrote:How insensitive D: to what could be a great bond between zombies and humans :(

well they eat brains

human rights violation

if there was an option to give them a brain substitute and make them normal members of society I’d do that

Husrien, Taray, Stuffiana

Stuffiana wrote:How insensitive D: to what could be a great bond between zombies and humans :(

I know, no respect to beautiful friendship between zombies and humans :(

Nopes, Stuffiana

Gulf wrote:well they eat brains

human rights violation

if there was an option to give them a brain substitute and make them normal members of society I’d do that

Maybe they feel threatened enough, to fight, what if instead of further oppression we strive for peace and coexistence, fighting got all of my people killed, except for a small few who were able to flea to Nopes. It's typical of oppressors to victim blame, but we can all stand together without weaponry, or a "cure", how do you know zombies only eat brains, maybe we eat tofu :°

Nopes

Zombies are people too, they have feelings, wants, and needs just like a "normal" person does

Edit: I just got ninja'd

Stuffiana

Tarayānum minister of security, in hiding on a navy vessel, releases a response to the preceding things said: "If it were possible for us to coexist I would not have had to put our leader down like a dog as I ran from our citizenry clawing and lunging at me for a snack of my flesh!"

Husrien

Taray wrote:Tarayānum minister of security, in hiding on a navy vessel, releases a response to the preceding things said: "If it were possible for us to coexist I would not have had to put our leader down like a dog as I ran from our citizenry clawing and lunging at me for a snack of my flesh!"

Sounds like a skill issue

Nopes, Stuffiana

Taray wrote:Tarayānum minister of security, in hiding on a navy vessel, releases a response to the preceding things said: "If it were possible for us to coexist I would not have had to put our leader down like a dog as I ran from our citizenry clawing and lunging at me for a snack of my flesh!"

A zombie plushie, sitting on the vessel peacefully enjoying the ocean, responds:

"Auuh, did you hav argh, gunz, the zcare meh, I gut jumpyz sorry, I act-act-act Ua lly like fizh." She says picking up a trout and morally knocking out before feasting with great table manners.

Maniwinn, Nopes

Taray wrote:Tarayānum minister of security, in hiding on a navy vessel, releases a response to the preceding things said: "If it were possible for us to coexist I would not have had to put our leader down like a dog as I ran from our citizenry clawing and lunging at me for a snack of my flesh!"

The Supreme Leader of Husrien is sleeping in the cabins, snoring loudly. A portion of his Cabinet is playing a game of cards nearby. Not much is happening.

Nopes, Taray, Stuffiana

Help!!!!! this is President James Coulson of Maniwinn the zombies have managed to hijack our communication networks I'm currently hiding in my presidential bunker any nation that can grant me asylum or rid the zombies will get 100 billion Maniwinian Marks D:

Post self-deleted by Gulf.

L zombies

Taray

Hey great esteemed nation of Gulf, could you throw a cure missle my way as I go purge a few already dead or nearly dead nations, my cure is definitely not researching fast enough compared to my zombie defense force, if you can't I understand.

Hopeful Pastures wrote:Hey great esteemed nation of Gulf, could you throw a cure missle my way as I go purge a few already dead or nearly dead nations, my cure is definitely not researching fast enough compared to my zombie defense force, if you can't I understand.

I’d help but I’m in a different reigon

Taray

Gulf wrote:I’d help but I’m in a different reigon

Coward, who preaches "L zombies", when we offer peace, friendship, and yummy cookies :(

Maniwinn, Nopes

Maniwinn wrote:Sounds like a skill issue

My issues are skilled, one of them even won the contest :sunglasses:

Maniwinn, Nopes, Taray, Stuffiana

Go check out the new poll Humans🤷‍♂️ or Zombies🧟

Nopes, Stuffiana

Stuffiana wrote:Coward, who preaches "L zombies", when we offer peace, friendship, and yummy cookies :(

give zombies cauliflower or smth infused with sheep blood to quench their thirst and hunger

then they can be normal people

Nopes, Taray

I'm baaaack >:)

Stuffiana

Actually in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have notified the zombie killers that I'm back to eating them :P

Stuffiana

Does anyone over here have any cure missless?

What a fun Z-Day :) I'm glad I was able to participate and help display the superiority of zombies :D

Maniwinn, Stuffiana, United Northern Eslos

Nopes wrote:What a fun Z-Day :) I'm glad I was able to participate and help display the superiority of zombies :D

Yeah keep telling yourself that.

Nopes

Taray wrote:Yeah keep telling yourself that.

Okay, I'll do that then :D

Stuffiana

Surprisingly, the poll still shows humans to be more liked

Husrien

THE CHEFS ARE BACK.

WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED CAFE SOPHIA! WE HAVE TABLES WE HAVE PLATES WE EVEN HAVE MULTIPLE FORKS FOR YOUR DUMB TINY HANDS!

BELEIVE IT OR NOT WE HAVE A BOUNCE HOUSE! *bounce house not included*

WE HAVE REVAMPED OUR ENTIRE MENU. YOU WANT IT? WE GOT IT! EXOTIC BUTTERS, FOREIGN MEATS, AND ASTRONAUT ICECREAM ARE JUST SOME OF THE DELICACIES YOU'LL FIND HERE

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE NEW SOPHIA FORUM CAFE FOR FOOD, FUN, AND ........ FAMILY! THATS RIGHT YOU ARE ALL FAMILY WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT US!

Can I borrow five dollars? Come on we're family.

SO COME ON DOWN BECAUSE WE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUR HERE! Bon Appétit!

-All proceeds go to wolfe leushke culinary group a subsidiary company of the national government of Wolfe Leushke. Said party is not liable for food poising, dissatisfaction, unpleasent smells, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, euphoria, or death-

Tinhampton, Nopes, Husrien, Taray, United Northern Eslos

Taray wrote:Surprisingly, the poll still shows humans to be more liked

Well it isn't a very inclusive vote... WA members only so... :\

Nopes

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