Post Archive
Region: Sophia
Greetings
Maniwinn, Wolfe Leushke
To celebrate the ending of the war the cafe will officially reopen! Today's celebrations will include a large chocolate cake with vanilla icing, a chocolate mousse cake with oreo cookie crust and marscapone cheesecake. There will also be a Danny DeVito lookalike joining us around noon.
Bon Appétit
Maniwinn, Nopes, Husrien, Taray
i shall consume
bro i wish i could just get free issues
Husrien
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Iprao
The chefs of Wolfe Leushke are hungover from yesterdays festivities. This late lunch will consist of Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and pedialyte drinks.
Maniwinn, Taray
Hello hello hello I'm just gonna sit in my hole and wait out all this war
miau
Reasonable Union
guys, can i still be in alliance with Damoniah? yk, since they had a war and all?
I'd like to announce that the great city of MacArthur has been designated by our Gottish Athensburgians to become the new capital of Gottish Athensburg.
Taray
We've also had our government completely ditch its 0mph (0kph) internet for better systems and increased our economic output by 1 trillion chips (that's our currency) in a few seconds
Tinhampton, Maniwinn, Wolfe Leushke, Taray
hi
DELEGATE'S VOTE: General Assembly: AGAINST International Air Travel Compensation [why?] --- Security Council: AGAINST Liberate Monarchist Bloc [why?]
Tinhampton
Greetings
Tinhampton, Taray
It's Z-Day!
Killing the zombies is the only way!
Taray
Kill zombies!
Taray
I'm so glad I didn't miss out on Z-Day. This is quite fun so far, but unfortunately there has been a lack of a lunch for today so that sucks :(
The lunch is brains 🧠 🧠🧠
Oh yeah, thanks for clarifying that for me :)
It's pointless to try and avoid the horde, just like this pencil of mine. Everyone should embrace us.
P.S. We have cookies and stuff ;)
Stuffiana
Yaaaaayyy, I have no people now. I'm freeeeeee
Stuffiana
It's actually getting quite slow to do much with zombie-hordes because that works best if the target has many survivors, and you have many zombies. Right now..... everyone here has many zombies, but not many survivors.
Nopes, Stuffiana
Why the hell is everyone on the zombies' side?
Because zombies are cool
Owolanda, Nopes, Stuffiana
Yes, they are cool because killing them is cool
Due to the amount of dead I have, I'm actually around 97% of the way to getting a level 1 TZES.
I also have a level 5 horde.
zombie bad! kill them all!
Wolfe Leushke, Taray
No zombie good eat brains
Nopes, Stuffiana
Do not listen! They already got him! :<
Who in their right mind would want to get said mind eaten?! Are you insane?!?
DO YOU ARE HAVE STUPID?????
Taray
Breaking News: Zombies have been sent across the seas from Maniwinn to the glorious People's Republic.
Taray gives its full support in the form of explosives, explosives, explosives and bullets!
Husrien
Breaking News: Thanks to assistance from Taray, the People's Republic has been expunged of all zombies.
Glory to the anti-zombie movement!
Taray
News: Husrien has once again been attacked by Maniwinn, as they have sent a shipment of 1M zombies to our shores once more. The government is considering un-endorsing Maniwinn, due to this recent agression.
We call for any and all help against Maniwinn and their zombie invasions. Glory to Husrien!
Taray
The Husri Government sends their thanks to Podlasie Tribes and Taray for their help.
Taray, Podlasie Tribes
Not so fast! You've been zombified again, Husrien! (Or will be...)
Nopes
Taray has been attacked again and fiercely fights back! There are still plenty Tarayānum expeditionary forces to go around so we continue helping Husrien in its fight.
Husrien
News: Husrien has been attacked by Tinhampton! The Husri government "expected better" from the supposed "leader" of their region. Taray continues their crusade against the undead, quickly becoming the #1 Husri ally.
Taray
The faithful Tarayānī of our great nation do not back down from their fight! Especially our police forces which are unreasonably good at murdering unarmed former citizens...
Husrien
The Husri government continues to get support from Taray and Podlasie Tribes. It is extremely in the debt of these two nations.
Taray, Podlasie Tribes
It's pointless to resist. Just give in.
Maniwinn, Stuffiana
Taray requests foreign help as attacks against its homeland intensify. It will not cease its foreign support as we few must remain bastions of humanity and rationality!
Husrien
Your brains are ours :D
Stuffiana
Coward mentality. Taray has a dream and will not give up on it.
Nopes, Husrien
Too late
Stuffiana
Taray requests for every single one of its zombies to be killed, even in absence of survivors. Our glorious nation is better as a wasteland than a home to an enemy!
Nopes, Husrien
Just join us, we have cookies, candy, and even more :)
Stuffiana
Tarayānī cannot be bribed away from their cause! It is an insult to even attempt as much.
Husrien
But cookies and cats :(
Stuffiana
And an Undead Jacuzzi! :3
Nopes
Taray look how sad you made him :( All we wanted is to feast on youre brains uh I mean welcome you to the zombie community
Nopes
Working on it!
Thank you!
Husrien
kill zombie
Husrien
Zombies matter as much as living, we have feelings too, ever seen any of the 3 Zombies Disney movies?
Nopes
I'll help too, just this once
Im Bayfront, just on alt
I dont wanna destroy my reigon by moving
Ill help you guys here
Taray, Podlasie Tribes
You best be helping the zombies
( dogs are better btw )
Taray
if its pro zombie here Im leaving
Husrien
It would help to spread the zombie love against human supremacy in Sophia! :3
Nope
Stuffiana
Please help us, a few of us are trying to remain human!
Husrien
Podlasie Tribes report no survivors left in its borders. We're requesting a foreign help in curing our population.
Husrien, Taray
News: Husrien has collapsed. The few fragments of the government that remain will be held as a Gov. In Exile in Taray until further notice.
Taray
Post self-deleted by Gulf.
You have been officially cured of your zombie infestation
Taray, Podlasie Tribes
Taray stands as a monument to its glorious past, devoid of either Tarayānī or zombified life. The president's last words echo through speakers in the ruins of the once prosperous cities: "May those who come across this wasteland know that we did not succumb lying down."
Husrien, Stuffiana
How insensitive D: to what could be a great bond between zombies and humans :(
Nopes
News: Everyone was killed in Podlasie Tribes, and our government has moved to Taray.
Husrien, Taray
well they eat brains
human rights violation
if there was an option to give them a brain substitute and make them normal members of society Id do that
Husrien, Taray, Stuffiana
I know, no respect to beautiful friendship between zombies and humans :(
Nopes, Stuffiana
Maybe they feel threatened enough, to fight, what if instead of further oppression we strive for peace and coexistence, fighting got all of my people killed, except for a small few who were able to flea to Nopes. It's typical of oppressors to victim blame, but we can all stand together without weaponry, or a "cure", how do you know zombies only eat brains, maybe we eat tofu :°
Nopes
Zombies are people too, they have feelings, wants, and needs just like a "normal" person does
Edit: I just got ninja'd
Stuffiana
Tarayānum minister of security, in hiding on a navy vessel, releases a response to the preceding things said: "If it were possible for us to coexist I would not have had to put our leader down like a dog as I ran from our citizenry clawing and lunging at me for a snack of my flesh!"
Husrien
Sounds like a skill issue
Nopes, Stuffiana
A zombie plushie, sitting on the vessel peacefully enjoying the ocean, responds:
"Auuh, did you hav argh, gunz, the zcare meh, I gut jumpyz sorry, I act-act-act Ua lly like fizh." She says picking up a trout and morally knocking out before feasting with great table manners.
Maniwinn, Nopes
The Supreme Leader of Husrien is sleeping in the cabins, snoring loudly. A portion of his Cabinet is playing a game of cards nearby. Not much is happening.
Nopes, Taray, Stuffiana
Help!!!!! this is President James Coulson of Maniwinn the zombies have managed to hijack our communication networks I'm currently hiding in my presidential bunker any nation that can grant me asylum or rid the zombies will get 100 billion Maniwinian Marks D:
Post self-deleted by Gulf.
L zombies
Taray
Hey great esteemed nation of Gulf, could you throw a cure missle my way as I go purge a few already dead or nearly dead nations, my cure is definitely not researching fast enough compared to my zombie defense force, if you can't I understand.
Id help but Im in a different reigon
Taray
Coward, who preaches "L zombies", when we offer peace, friendship, and yummy cookies :(
Maniwinn, Nopes
My issues are skilled, one of them even won the contest :sunglasses:
Maniwinn, Nopes, Taray, Stuffiana
Go check out the new poll Humans🤷♂️ or Zombies🧟
Nopes, Stuffiana
give zombies cauliflower or smth infused with sheep blood to quench their thirst and hunger
then they can be normal people
Nopes, Taray
I'm baaaack >:)
Stuffiana
Actually in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have notified the zombie killers that I'm back to eating them :P
Stuffiana
Does anyone over here have any cure missless?
What a fun Z-Day :) I'm glad I was able to participate and help display the superiority of zombies :D
Maniwinn, Stuffiana, United Northern Eslos
Yeah keep telling yourself that.
Nopes
Okay, I'll do that then :D
Stuffiana
Surprisingly, the poll still shows humans to be more liked
Husrien
THE CHEFS ARE BACK.
WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED CAFE SOPHIA! WE HAVE TABLES WE HAVE PLATES WE EVEN HAVE MULTIPLE FORKS FOR YOUR DUMB TINY HANDS!
BELEIVE IT OR NOT WE HAVE A BOUNCE HOUSE! *bounce house not included*
WE HAVE REVAMPED OUR ENTIRE MENU. YOU WANT IT? WE GOT IT! EXOTIC BUTTERS, FOREIGN MEATS, AND ASTRONAUT ICECREAM ARE JUST SOME OF THE DELICACIES YOU'LL FIND HERE
SO COME ON DOWN TO THE NEW SOPHIA FORUM CAFE FOR FOOD, FUN, AND ........ FAMILY! THATS RIGHT YOU ARE ALL FAMILY WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT US!
Can I borrow five dollars? Come on we're family.
SO COME ON DOWN BECAUSE WE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUR HERE! Bon Appétit!
-All proceeds go to wolfe leushke culinary group a subsidiary company of the national government of Wolfe Leushke. Said party is not liable for food poising, dissatisfaction, unpleasent smells, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, euphoria, or death-
Tinhampton, Nopes, Husrien, Taray, United Northern Eslos
Well it isn't a very inclusive vote... WA members only so... :\
Nopes
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