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Spoploppy wrote:ahhh well thank you im working on that now the request just needs to be accepted

One thing to know.

You can only endorse 1+the number of endorsements you have.

Itrosomia wrote:One thing to know.

You can only endorse 1+the number of endorsements you have.

cool beans ill keep that in mind

Oh and if you are still being bombarded with recruitment posts you can turn them off in telegram preferences.

Spoploppy wrote:mmmmmmmmmmmm tasty potato

*eats potato and the hand holding it in one huge chomping bite and marches off in deviljho form*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*eats potato and the hand holding it in one huge chomping bite and marches off in deviljho form*

ouch.....THIS MEANS WAR

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*eats potato and the hand holding it in one huge chomping bite and marches off in deviljho form*

No.

*reverses time*

Sorry about culveria.

He hates potatoes.

Ususally he doesn't attack people.

Spoploppy wrote:ouch.....THIS MEANS WAR

you want war? you dont want war! *summons my legions of monster hunter monsters*

Spoploppy wrote:ouch.....THIS MEANS WAR

Ummmmm.

I wouldn't do that.

This is culverias puppet nation.

This is his real account

[nation=short]culveria[/nation]

He owns a region.

Sons Of Culveria

*summons a wall between them*

Stop that.

If you don't, I will get my friend Tainted Xenoblood out here.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you want war? you dont want war! *summons my legions of monster hunter monsters*

But war is fun and you stole my potato *begins arming the missile hamsters*

k guys i was doin the jokes but the dude ate my hand and my potato

Cease.

Immediately.

Spoploppy wrote:But war is fun and you stole my potato *begins arming the missile hamsters*

i eat hamsters like theyre grits!

little bloody chewy delicious grits!

Itrosomia wrote:*summons a wall between them*

Stop that.

If you don't, I will get my friend Tainted Xenoblood out here.

good he can eat the hamsters with me

One more violent post and I will call him.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i eat hamsters like theyre grits!

little bloody chewy delicious grits!

good he can eat the hamsters with me

He will also eat devilijhos.

Itrosomia wrote:One more violent post and I will call him.

*licks itro*

Itrosomia wrote:He will also eat devilijhos.

but hamsters are tastier

Choking on smoking bodies

burning,

turning black.

Filthy reeking corpses

meekly seeking meat

from weaker sources.

Stale pale shells

wander through a fading hell,

here they dwell

under a bloody sun

dripping light,

bright and burning,

slowly turning black.

Itrosomia wrote:Choking on smoking bodies

burning,

turning black.

Filthy reeking corpses

meekly seeking meat

from weaker sources.

Stale pale shells

wander through a fading hell,

here they dwell

under a bloody sun

dripping light,

bright and burning,

slowly turning black.

is my breath that bad?

Itrosomia wrote:Choking on smoking bodies

burning,

turning black.

Filthy reeking corpses

meekly seeking meat

from weaker sources.

Stale pale shells

wander through a fading hell,

here they dwell

under a bloody sun

dripping light,

bright and burning,

slowly turning black.

KREEEEEE!!!

Krrrrr click

(I have awakened)

*barges onto the battlefield and eats half of the hamsters and devilijhos*

KREEEEEE!!!

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:KREEEEEE!!!

Krrrrr click

(I have awakened)

*barges onto the battlefield and eats half of the hamsters and devilijhos*

KREEEEEE!!!

*deviljhos disappear before being eaten*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*deviljhos disappear before being eaten*

*spits acid everywhere dissolving parts of this dimension*

Click krrrrr

(No escape. You cannot warp through where there is nothing.)

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*spits acid everywhere dissolving parts of this dimension*

Click krrrrr

(No escape. You cannot warp through where there is nothing.)

they didnt warp. it was an illuuuuusion disappearing, aka they went into a hidden tunnel then into a portal back home

Sons Of Culveria wrote:they didnt warp. it was an illuuuuusion disappearing, aka they went into a hidden tunnel then into a portal back home

Krr click krrrrrrrrr

(No more. Next time, I won't be so nice.)

*goes and feasts on humans*

Sorry about this [nation=short]spoploppy[/nation] but full on war is not tolerated.

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry about this [nation=short]spoploppy[/nation] but full on war is not tolerated.

why not? besides *has human get hand out of my stomach then eats the human but not the hand* heres his hand back, i just wanted to destroy the potato

guys please make sure to help me during the nukings!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:why not? besides *has human get hand out of my stomach then eats the human but not the hand* heres his hand back, i just wanted to destroy the potato

That was a decoy.

That was just a brown rock.

That nation is gone.

What do embassies do?

Itrosomia wrote:That was a decoy.

That was just a brown rock.

That nation is gone.

he left?

Itrosomia wrote:What do embassies do?

well they can allow the regions in embassies to be able to talk to people in the other region over the rmb

Sons Of Culveria wrote:he left?

well they can allow the regions in embassies to be able to talk to people in the other region over the rmb

I think so.

Why did you creat SoC instead of just having an embassy?

Itrosomia wrote:I think so.

Why did you creat SoC instead of just having an embassy?

they require an embassy on an off site thing, i cannot get onto the offsite thing

Sons Of Culveria wrote:they require an embassy on an off site thing, i cannot get onto the offsite thing

Oh. Ok.

*stabs a polar bear*

Itrosomia wrote:Oh. Ok.

*stabs a polar bear*

what are you doing to those polar bears?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what are you doing to those polar bears?

They eat walrusses.

Hmmm...

There is a better way.

*resurects the polar bears*

*enchants all walrusses with chaos protection*

There.

Go eat something else, polar bears.

Itrosomia wrote:They eat walrusses.

Hmmm...

There is a better way.

*resurects the polar bears*

*enchants all walrusses with chaos protection*

There.

Go eat something else, polar bears.

they eat seals and weak or sick walruses. but only when really hungry

Sons Of Culveria wrote:they eat seals and weak or sick walruses. but only when really hungry

I know but with global warming coming there will be less prey for them.

Sheesh I'm on vacation for a few days and I come back to a NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. Um.

Actually I'm still on vacation but I'll pop in a little bit during this. :D

I have no idea what's going to happen, this should be GREAT!!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

The Salaxalans wrote:Sheesh I'm on vacation for a few days and I come back to a NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. Um.

Actually I'm still on vacation but I'll pop in a little bit during this. :D

I have no idea what's going to happen, this should be GREAT!!!!

It's all good for now.

I stopped a war between culveria and a new nation.

Looks like in an hour and a half it won't be! :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Salaxalans wrote:Sheesh I'm on vacation for a few days and I come back to a NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. Um.

Actually I'm still on vacation but I'll pop in a little bit during this. :D

I have no idea what's going to happen, this should be GREAT!!!!

im gonna miss it ;-;

Here come the nukes!

FIVE MINUTES!!!

Itrosomia

The Salaxalans wrote:FIVE MINUTES!!!

Who should we nuke first?

Quick! Make a faction!

POTATO ALLIANCE: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32

This looks a lot like Z-Day from what I can see. :P EVERYONE JOIN

So we get nukes over time I think, and can fire those at other nations or alliances; looks like we get other fiddly things too like shields to stop nukes in the air and whatnot.

The Salaxalans wrote:So we get nukes over time I think, and can fire those at other nations or alliances; looks like we get other fiddly things too like shields to stop nukes in the air and whatnot.

You must make nukes and shields. I made some.

May the Gods bless all of you in the Great War.

I just did too, this is interesting. I guess we... shoot people? :P

This is what mine says.

You are considered a Economic Specialist, which means you can accumulate more Production before hitting the cap.

Do you have that?

Itrosomia wrote:This is what mine says.

You are considered a Economic Specialist, which means you can accumulate more Production before hitting the cap.

Do you have that?

Yes, but it looks like other people will have military or something else which means their cap is 50

I am a military specialist so making nukes is cheaper for me.

Looks like we make nukes and shields and target nations in other factions; we can use shields to protect people in our alliance.

Honestly I'm just going to make a ton of shields :P

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Everyone get yoda islands

Hey everyone, come join the Discord channel to help organize the alliance! We still don't know much yet but I think nukes are going to start flying any minute now!! Here's the link: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL

Everyone join our faction: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32, start building up nukes and shields, and fire back at those who attack us!

Join the discord for the most recent instructions: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL

The Salaxalans

So far not a single nation in our faction has been hit by a nuke, thanks to [nation=short]asmovia[/nation] co-ordinating our shield defenses!

As before, join the faction here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32

And visit our discord to talk to everyone! https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL

Just thought I'd let you all know that in addition to having been hit by zero nukes, the Potato Alliance is in NINTH PLACE!!

...actually as I typed this we got to EIGHTH PLACE!!!!! Woo :D

Come join the fun at https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32 and the Discord channel at https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL

It's started already?

...this is why you don't take 3 hour naps, me.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Fulford Island

Hop in the Discord, it's crazy! We've beaten Balder into submission. :P

This is confusing... Is anybody in our region even being targeted? Has anyone been hit? I THINK I defended a couple of people in the region from nukes.... But it's so hectic cuz I don't quite understand.... I don't see us being targeted right now.... Is that right or am I missreading this?

The Salaxalans

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:This is confusing... Is anybody in our region even being targeted? Has anyone been hit? I THINK I defended a couple of people in the region from nukes.... But it's so hectic cuz I don't quite understand.... I don't see us being targeted right now.... Is that right or am I missreading this?

You are correct. If you come into the discord things will make a bit more sense, but essentially if you keep an eye on our regions "faction" page you can see if anyone is targeted

The Salaxalans

You have it right. To fire a nuke at someone, first you have to target them; that takes ten minutes. Then the nuke is launched, takes 3-5 minutes to get there. In those 3-5 minutes shields can be used to block it. We've pretty much always had a bunch of nukes targeting us, but as soon as they launch we've been smacking them down. Our alliance has been targeted a fair amount.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

And thank you for the shielding, every bit helps! :D

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

The Salaxalans wrote:You have it right. To fire a nuke at someone, first you have to target them; that takes ten minutes. Then the nuke is launched, takes 3-5 minutes to get there. In those 3-5 minutes shields can be used to block it. We've pretty much always had a bunch of nukes targeting us, but as soon as they launch we've been smacking them down. Our alliance has been targeted a fair amount.

But have we been HIT at all?

The Salaxalans

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:But have we been HIT at all?

Nope

The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Dang this ipad to heck....

I have missiles incoming. send halp!

The Salaxalans

sorry, not incoming, targeted. keep an eye on me.

The Salaxalans

Not a single nuke hit us, let's keep it up! Too bad that we fell out of the top 10 though.

The Salaxalans, Fulford Island

We'll get back! :D

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica

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Guys,let's attack the Forest!

Smavolt wrote:Guys,let's attack the Forest!

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooo they are currently our allies

The Salaxalans

Aren't they our allies?

The Salaxalans

Smavolt wrote:Guys,let's attack the Forest!

They're our friends, we don't want to attack them. :P We're both focusing on Pandamonium: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=245

Smavolt wrote:Guys,let's attack the Forest!

Alternatively, we could... not do that

The Salaxalans

Is it me or is Pandamonium getting new nations?

The Salaxalans

Thanks for the information, I will tell my region ...Thanks for the information, I will tell my region ... let's see how we will blow you up

oh no, a neo astralis spy

Legendus, The Salaxalans

Mrglglglgland wrote:oh no, a neo astralis spy

i´m using other nation...

I've been hit 38 times

I'm officially dead :(

Yes to both.

I grieve for you.

And then bomb deeply and passionately.

Urran wrote:I've been hit 38 times

I defended you to the best of my ability dear friend. Tis a good day to die, no?

Mrglglglgland wrote:Yes to both.

I grieve for you.

And then bomb deeply and passionately.

AVENGE MEEEEEE

Make Love, Not War!

...or if you can't avoid it, combine both, and F*CK THEM!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

I did my best with the resources🚀 I have🛰 available; including my puppets...

Let us sleep now, and seek a new dawn! 😴

...Perhaps tomorrow will allow a reprise!

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Nooooo, I was drunk, dammit.

It's OK. Make Tsar Bombas. Go Boom.

Mrglglglgland wrote:It's OK. Make Tsar Bombas. Go Boom.

This one is on the defensive.

Missile Silo 1, will be operational soon.

The Parron Republic wrote:This one is on the defensive.

Missile Silo 1, will be operational soon.

You're a military nation, giving a discount on nukes. If you have Strategic puppets, they help shield, and economic are neither, but have a high maximum production.

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