Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
I had a child and anything after that is just madness.
Matrixulated
Russinadia and Culveria had a baby (wich is apparently just a fake account) and now they are making me a pedophile.
And they also crushed my son.
I keep Danzig to me.
Matrixulated
Haha!
How dare you. It was me and Potatogion.
Matrixulated
I'm pretty sure you are a pedophile. And don't be so loud, Potanadia is sleeping.
Matrixulated
I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I CAN,ME CHURCHILL TANK WILL RUN OVER ALL YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED BABY CITIES!
I AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT AND I HAD NO CHILD WITH RUSSINADIA!!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
You had a baby with the baby you just had?
Dude,you are the pedophile here,not me.
Oh.Wrong guy.
BUT YOU STILL CRUSHED ME SON YOU BAST'RD!
No, the child is Potanadia. I had a child with Russinadia.
Thanks for waking me up, you jerk.
Atleast you're alive you little shaite!Me oil-giving son is dead!
I'LL GET YA YOU LITTLE SHIHEA'!
*strangles him just like Homer*
Exactly.Now excuse me,I have to brib-I mean,talk my way out of this argument...later arsohelas!
*gets into police car with two officers and drives away*
*charging a blast of energy aimed at audriany* should i?
W...waa....i...eh...
*Ambulance picks him up*
YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR NAROTU AND YOUR ANIMATED CHINESE CARTOONS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*switches aim to gramps and fires* how dare you say narutos name wrong
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
MY CHILD!*fires potatoshrek at Audriany*
Matrixulated
*pelts innumerable amounts of potatoes at Audriany*
Matrixulated
Haha!Oi Bob!Uncl' Bob!
Who the loser now,Uncle Bob?Haha!
*has a giant potato on his face and potato soup bowl on his head*
I WILL FOOKING KILL YEH HOODLUM!
*strangles him...just like Homer*
Matrixulated
Haha,time to go to Gulag,you ol' fook!
Haha...
So ye,got anything to do...?
Perhaps you need some brain BLEACH?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
....WHAT
IS THERE SOME KIND OF SNARKY REFERENCE TO SOME KIND OF ANIMATED JAP CARTOON I AM TOTALLY NOT FAMILIAR WITH AS I AM THE OGG?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Nope. All you need to do is pour some bleach through your ears. Problem solved, no more anime references.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
*starts charging a fire breath* karyu no HOKO! *releases the intense flames at gramps as i yell out hoko*
Why is everybody so quiet?Is the gaming time on?Because I suck at time zones.
Matrixulated
Me, too. Time zones just aren't my thing. I can never keep track of them...
Matrixulated
...That wasn't my question but...
Oh wait,my time at the phone is going off!
PLEASE SEND HELP I AM IN GUL-
Can anyone translate to me what Blitz' guy time zone is in EEST or well...just european time?
It's been three years (exactly) since The Rejected Realms created a region with Spiritus!
Glad to see three years later this is still holding.
Cheers! *offers BBQ with TRR's secret sauce*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Mmmmmm... *pours the secret sauce on some potatoes*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Hello
I just joined and can someone explain all the potatoes?
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Kaleimasonjanecke
We have 420 members I hope you all realize that
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass, Motherfather
Potatoes need no explanation.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass, Ustrabrona
OH.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Just accept them in all there glory
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass, Ustrabrona
Welcome, [nation=short]Ustrabrona[/nation]! :D We... Kind of like potatoes here.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Ustrabrona
I can see that
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
I'm still new here but, once you join into a chat talking about potatoes it is so much fun
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GRAB A POTATO.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
[that moment when salaxans don't answer ur telegrammz]
GET OFF MY LAWN.
LEAVE THE POTATOES BEHIND.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
The potatoes are everywhere. It's too late now. There is no escape. You can never escape from the potatoes! =D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I was having TG issues earlier, I sent a few that didn't actually send. >_> I'll send it again. :P
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Laughing Buddha
Wouldn't that look good on a T-Shirt?
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Nobody knows!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
WHY YES
YES IT WOULD.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
You're a genius sir, we need to get these into production now
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
KILL ALL THE POTATOES!GO TO GU-
WHY IS THIS PHONE TIME SO GAWD DAM SHO-
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
...?????
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
You said it, gramps.
"...?????"
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
He's in Gulag...Can you belive they have phones there?
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
I DIDN'T FIGHT IN 'NAM FOR THIS GENERATION
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Well I don't know what 'Nam is because I did not fight in it.Wooray!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
THOSE DAMNED COMMIES
I SWEAR, I'LL GET EVERY LAST RED
LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Yep!
And I'm his puppet na-
I mean his best friend that will keep you up with things in Gulag.
......
He is eating poo now.Potato poo.
I'd say that is bad,but I don't want to be sent there just because I said something bad about potato.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
BLARGH
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
whats happening right now?
Cyrtes
Perhaps. The thing is, if you didn't fight for this generation, who did you fight for?
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Probably for the before WW2 generation.
Gramps gotta love unemployment.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I MEANT THAT WHEN I FOUGHT, I THOUGHT I WAS FIGHTING FOR A BRIGHT NEW GENERATION, NOT A GENERATION OF 'MEMES' AND WORSHIPPING DEAD GORILLAS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
the_grumpy_grandpa, I have a flag that'd probably fit your nation quite well. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/116/586/96f.jpg
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Ustrabrona
who or what must i slice? *pulls out the legendary sword honjo masamune*
Cyrtes
Worshipping dead gorillas? That's practically blasphemy! We don't worship dead gorillas, we worship potatoes. There's a difference.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
YEAH.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
If we had worshipped dead gorillas, [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] would be something like "Deadgorillagion" and little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation] would be "Gorillanadia" (or among those lines)! Not to mention we'd be bombarding people with gorillas in our wars...
*Shudders at the mere thought*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
I would not want to live in a world where this is true.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
No, me neither. Thank goodness we don't worship dead gorillas.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Worshiping potatoes is much better than dead gorillas.
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Laughing Buddha
giant robot battle gorilla
Now who would ever want to worship that.
Much better
The Great Potato Empire, Laughing Buddha
not worship it, just make it *goes into my warehouse and lots of loud noises are heard from there but theres a sign saying stay out so dont go into there*
Good thing I'm a child and don't know how to read*goes into the warehouse*
Ah screw it. This is how children learn.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
#DIXOUT4HARAMBE
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
#DIXOUT4POTATOES
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Has anyone seen anything and went, "Wow that is overly American?"
http://theburgerguide.com/images/burgers/700/1411125670-burgers-2-beer-cleveland-ohio.jpg
I have
It's so beautiful*Sheds a single golden tear*
Ustrabrona
This might the best insult about the internet I ever saw.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
*im working on a giant weaponized gorilla mech not noticing anyone going inside my warehouse where im working on it*
It's not even real cheese, just horrible American cheese
I DIDN'T FIGHT IN WORLD WAR P FOR PEOPLE TO WORSHIP A DEAD GORILLA!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
#DIXOUT4SENDHELPTOGULAG
Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Is there any other kind?
Ustrabrona
Yes, chedder, provalone, etc
Laughing Buddha
Sees a cool looking monkey wrench[hehe], picks it up, and hurls it straight for Culveria.
emmental, parmesan, rumi, brie, camembert, roquefort, etc etc
BUT THE ONLY *TRUE* CHEESE IS AMERICAN CHEESE
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/baby-already-fed-up-with-life.jpg
*star spangled banner plays in the background as an eagle screeches and a nuke goes off*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
*children screaming due to the nuke*
THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
[that baby is literally me.]
' M U R I C A
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
*communist children. 'Merican children ain't afraid of no nuke.
*catches the wrench in my dragons tail* its draconos remember? *takes the wrench from my tail and keeps working on the mech*
Im a child that can't read. How do you expect me to remember and pronounce a name like that. What am I, three hundred million people old?!
If a a male redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a Ginger Bread Man?
Laughing Buddha
*children screaming in agony as the nuke begins to melt their faces off*
Laughing Buddha
Depends on how good a bread maker he is. Is he a gingeraritisan man or a gingerflatsadbread man?
Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
whatever child just back up *finishes and climbs into the pilots chamber and it retracts into the main body of the mech and lights up powered by my power and stands slowly and looks at potanadia* what do you think? *voice from the speaker in the mechs mouth*
Ustrabrona
If a Pope dies, is he being fired or promoted?
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.