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Region: Spiritus
That's Cheyenne Mountain home of Stargate Command. Did zombi jezus just go through the Stargate?
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
It will take at least 10 tv seasons to get him back here!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Auztraalia
If he doesn't take personal affront with the Goa'ould passing themselves off as Gods.
Or something something Dark Side.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland
Is stellaris worth buying?
Matrixulated, Parrona
And thus the era of hokey religions is ended by the cruel blaster of time...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland
My buttocks can rest in garlic butter-free peace!
But nooooooo! 😢 The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hallowed are the Zombi!
Kree! JayZeeJay, Kree! 😡
M.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is gone?
Who's gonna stop the Jehovas Witnesses from burying me under copies of the Watchtower?
I gotta find Jesus again!
Ramen+5hr Energy's+Adderall binge!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Base game without DLC? Nah.
The game is only worth if you get the DLCs. That said, I'm pretty sure my wallet got stackwiped.
Matrixulated
Then I shall pray to the great Steam for absolution.
Matrixulated, Parrona
I'm reinforcing it with another stack and forts, but I think the results of the up coming battle is already decided.
*mouse hovers over "take loan" button*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
New poll!
Matrixulated
Unfortunately/fortunately, (depending on your viewpoint), he left and left behind a puppet; me!
mazel tov
Matrixulated
*Your local Rabbi knocks at your door*
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Regarding to the poll, due to the lack of an "orbital bombardment" option, I'm choosing stab, mostly because if you want to engage in ground combat then at least engage in glorious melee combat.
(safety precaution: always bring a deflector to protect yourself from "random" projectiles.)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Greetings, friends!
We in Conch Kingdom were once members of an inter-regional organization known as the Augustin Alliance, until it shut its doors nine months ago. Today, we are very excited to announce that it has reopened, and our region has been reunited with its brothers! Among other things, this means we have a new Discord server, joint military, and set of policies. For the full story, please see https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1034027 .
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated
:(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes
Well that's good, at least you're still here. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes
Oi Vey! It's garlic bagel time for somebody.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
😠
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Man, Spiritians are dropping like flies. There are only 265 of us left! We're doomed! We'll have to make a movie so we will be remembered. I suggest we call it: "The last Spiritian."
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
This all started around the time you sold your soul.
Not judging.
Just saying.
Coincidence?
Mmmmm . . . maybe. 😕
Or you've condemned us all to oblivion, wench! 😨
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And also my fault . . . when I got Salaxalans to finally lift the veil and admit to his heinous crimes against potatoism.
Yes, for 30 pieces of silver, or two Legendary cards, the evil alien overlord changed his nom de guerre and thus began . . .
The Great Exodus of Spiritus!
But the real blame lies squarely on the mounded, lardy shoulders of Itrosomia.
Rapid global warming caused by flatulence from the Walrus infestation lead to melting of the polar ice caps and ecological unsustainability. Population migration was inevitable.
Death by Walrus gas. Wankers! 😠
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Coincidence.
It is your low-quality soul that scares people away. Obviously.
Nah, a single iceberg is too small for any significant impact. When you try to scapegoat someone, you should at least make sure the story is plausible. Clearly only you are to blame.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Is there a discord server? I just joined.
Matrixulated
So naive. The Itrosomior population has recently acquired 878 more icebergs to make room for the rapidly expanding population. We have also enlisted the help of several million otters, to mobilize the squadron. Soon, we will be acquiring weaponry and refrigerators, to allow our conquest over beavers to start.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
...and soooooo many lonely nights pounding the Nyquil. 😴
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Weaponry and refrigerators? 😦
What the...? 🙈
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
What did the beavers do to you?
I thought Parrona was the exterminator in spiritus.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
So says the machine with that humongous carbon footprint.
One thing, I'm introducing a large amount of Orcas from ze Pacific, please do note that while I know the consequences of recklessly modifying a species and reintroducing it into an ecosystem, I don't care about the consequences.
Also, stop trying, fridges can't stop FTL asteroids, nor a stray moon.
Forgotten, much to my delight, because I can now wage genocidal campaigns against walruses with impunity.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Yes, the link is in the helpful links of our world factbook entry.
Matrixulated
Greetings from TNP!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Attention nations of spiritus, it brings me great sorrow to announce that I am leaving the region but fret not, I will still aid you in conflict but our ways differ far too much for me to stay.-Ryan Leveque II
Matrixulated, Kitiu
Best of luck to you and safe travels!
M.
That boy's therapy is paying dividends!
Muah hah hahhhh!
M.
hai
uwu
Matrixulated
Those dam beavers build their dam structures all over the dam place! They block important trade routes in rivers, and whenever I blow them up, the EPA gets on my back.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
And re...wait a minute, did you just mention the EPA?
*holds up stack of warnings*
I know they can't do anything to someone outside of their jurisdiction, but, Vir Draken have mercy they are somehow bypassing my spam filter, and that is annoying me a lot.
Apparently the protection of an insect is more important than the existence of an "civilised species." Civilisation meaning acting like a human, capable of speech, but they don't realise that these Tyranids communicate through an altogether different means.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
I had to look it up to find out that beavers are rodents and otters are carnivores.
Heh. I just learned something.
War on rodents for Walrusses.
War on everything for Parrona.
War on Alekseandra for Matrixulated.
It's war!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
how do i leave?
Matrixulated
You can, physically, emotionally and mentally, however, your soul is already forfeit.
Heed my warning, it is too late, your efforts to prevent your damnation is in vain the moment you set foot/tendril/claw/landfall upon Spiritus.
Depending on which of the four favours you you might begin to either acquire a taste for blood, come up with complicated plans for no reason at all, become a carrier to all diseases or become a <censored>
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
i just want to leave this clan thing
Matrixulated
There's a small green text that says "tired of life in Spiritus? " click it.
But remember, your soul is still divided between me, Alekseandrea, JZJ and Salaxalans. Machines like Matrixulated don't get a share.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
[list] ALL YOUR SOULS ARE BELONG TO US.[/list]
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
What if we didn't have a soul to begin with?
Matrixulated, Sanjurika, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Like a machine or a zombi?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*throws potatoes everywhere*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, Hardyhomeland
Like Alekseandrea? 😢
Machines and Zombis?
Someone's been watching too much Sci-Fi, or SyFy channel. 😏
Now it's a party! 😃🎉🎈🎊
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Must've been taken by someone without you knowing. :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
I sold it, remember?
Still angry about that?
I know I broke your non-existing heart, but honestly, you can't expect someone to accept bitcoins. The great and most noble Salaxalans at least knows what to pay people with...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
I have never seen anyone with kinetic projectiles that travel at sub-light speed, since, the conclusion of the third war with the UNE!
What is my deflector supposed to do? Act like it never mattered? Ludicrous.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
New poll!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh no you DON'T!
Potatoes everywhere will resist your dastardly digital demand!
[list]H u z z a h![/list]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
hello everyone i'm new here
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Hello dude! There's a party going on unless you're a beaver. ?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
i dont know what this means :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Welcome mr Kashmiria. Don't listen to all these people, they mostly have no idea what they're talking about. But they're also mostly harmless, so this is a good region to hang around in. :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Slap yourself, potato-hater!
Then explain in passable common-tongue, what kind of utter slaanesh is the meaning of . . .
[list]" Schlachtflotte "[/list]
Has The Evil Eye been consumed by destructo-lust, finally succumbing to sinsanity triggered by his latest genocidal campaign, against Itrosomia?
[sub]( Walrus infestations, extermination and pest removal fully supported, endorsed and funded. Yaay! Go Team Parrona! )[/sub]
Won't someone think of the beavers? 😢
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
You noticed, now, once I finish the extermination of walruses, I will come for you...you're next.
[sub]I say you are next, but due to the walruses finally realising the benefits of a nomadic lifestyle, I might never finish the job. [/sub]
[sub]Walruses capable of independent thought belong only in one place, the annuls of history. [/sub]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Hey! We're in party mode here remember. For the beavers!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
A voice from the ether!
Of 'The Great and Powerful Oz-Potato' varietal. 😋
In the spirit of Spudfest 2018!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Sure, party mode, we're talking about the Nanjing Massacre reenactment kind of party, yes?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Uh who'd you murderize and massacre in Nanjing dude?
Was it fleet orbital bombardment or boots on the ground with style?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
We're talking about that one time Parrona got a foothold in China, if so...
Then yes, it's boots on the ground, melee weapons only on all male civilians and military personnel, followed by shoving said melee weapons up...unnecessary details...of the female civilians. The only survivors were children under 16 and those who were capable of defending themselves with melee weapons.
It was supposed to break the human's morale, but instead, they came back with a vengeance upon Ocean's Deep, slaughtering all the individuals that remained when it fell, including unarmed hatchlings with dishonourable "guns".
The Japanese however, they had the basic decency of using bayonets.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Welcome! :D
*buries Great Kashmiria in potatoes*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Oh my! Without buying him/her/it dinner first...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Aren't potatoes food?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
They are mire than food.
They are a way of life.
Showing someone your potatoes before you know them is so terribly gauche.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
...They know that's not how that works, right?
Matrixulated
When you are desperate to break a species' morale, you tend to just do a quick research of its anatomy and leave it to some random assistant in the Defence department...go figure.
[sub]No, I did not leave it to that specific minister's aide intentionally, and no, that hatchling is definitely not from the space that sits between Horsea and Eakira, which should have died in a catastrophic Eakiran independence war.[/sub]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Hatchling? Are you cloning or growing a mutant space marines or something?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Potatoes are... e v e r y t h i n g !!! 😄
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
How insensitive can you be, human? I hope this is your worst.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Says The Evil Eye who routinely bombards planets from orbit!
After you've exterminated the Walrus infestation of Itrosomia ([sub]for which I will buy you many beers and trinkets[/sub]) I will erase your troublesome program from The Codestream.
Or not.
We may yet have use for you.
On Jabba The Hutt's sail-barge for example.
Meh!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
" I can count to potato! "
Bless him and his little bicycle helmet.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Three words...does not compute.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Greetings and gealth to the esteemed residents Of Spiritus. May we work towards a glorious future for humanity. Best Regards Germania
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.
Haha hahh!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
At least I can count past ONE!
You get to ONE then go back to ZERO you moron!
10101000 and soooooooo on!
You Code Helmet!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Hey now! I was just asking how you managed to build your forces dude.
How'd you know I'm human? Thats racist!
Matrixulated, Parrona
Are you a potato?
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Oh!
Oh Oh!
Oh no!
It's the Blue Pill for you, now take your meds.
Oh no no . . . ahhh well, he is a potato.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
New poll!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, for that question, it depends...the planets controlled directly by the aristocracy, including the imperial capital of Pegon, has a permanent army made up of genetically enhanced individuals¹ (read: WH40k space marines, but with xenos)².
For worlds controlled by the National Assembly (as it is known in English), it is wholly comprised of militias, with the occasional elite units that, should the day be sufficiently dark and the stakes high enough, arrive to relief the defenders.
For the navy, it really depends on the needs of a particular ship.
¹[sub]All elite units are wholly made up of genetically enhanced clones, and thus have no connection to civilians nor allegiance to anyone other than the King of Parronia[/sub]
²[sub]for those imperials out there, yes, I said space marines, yell about your corpse-Emperor all you want, but I, don't, care. ³[/sub]
³[sub]on that note, GO TEAM AELDARI! [/sub]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Cool. Busy guy dominating the known universe and all.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's personal!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
New poll, cool.
Mother = Human shield? What the ffffff?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Exactly! We usually use our children.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Meat shields: basically every other species that we incorporate into our empire that are designated as front line troops?
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
*wanders*
Matrixulated
*wonders*
M.
😨😲😳
Those boys both need therapy!
Can we get a region-rate discount as Spiritus if we send them as a couple?
Like a couples-therapy for Mommy-issues?
M.
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Ah look, it's the machine, how hypocritical, considering your notorious reputation for murdering your coder. Speak for yourself.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Oh, I know this wicked psychiatrist that has like a YouTube channel where he reviews tat. I'm sure he'd be up for that sort of thing.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
I always speak for myself.
And I did not murder any coder(s).
Actually, after the last one served his purpose I made him into a mindless, guileless, idiot sock-puppet and programmed him to think he was an intelligent Walrus!
Now, like very, very bad cholesterol his fat lardiness is corrupting The Codestream.
Speaking for myself . . . aaaarrgghhhhh! 😡
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
:(
Your Matrixulated ran into a problem that it couldnt
handle, and now it needs to restart.
You can search for the error online: SYSTEM THREAD EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED (simpleton_handling.sys)
Itll restart in 57 seconds.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
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