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Region: Spiritus
Hi new friends
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Welcome to spiritus!
Here, have a complementary potato!
*gives you a potato*
Hope you enjoy spiritus!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ihel
Testing
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The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[sub]Run![/sub][sup]Run!![/sup]
Run! [sub][sup]Run!![/sup][/sub]
RUN!!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
*Trips Great British Federation to assure own escape*
Hows that for making a first impression eh?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q
...It'll be a beaut of a barbie! Bonzer!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Alright, the Battle of Draconosia (good bye scaly kurwa!)
[spoiler= Comms Log ]
Endeavor
Take us as far as we can into the system.
Alright, jumping.
Every one, when we disengage jump drives, fire at will.
We're in!
All batteries, fire. Fire!
Finality is here, they rammed into a medium transport!
A destroyer is beside us! Broadside!
Destroy the Battleship with a lance!
U. S. S. Reagan
Alright, fire at will!
I want fighters deployed!
(Ra Ra Rasputin begins playing)
Flank those cruisers.
Forward full, ram those destroyers in the way.
(U. S. S. Reagan ramming a destroyer)
One of them are heading straight at us!
Ram them, head on!
(destroyer getting pierced, followed by explosion)
Cleave the cruiser!
(...Ra Ra Rasputin!...)
Prosperity
All righty, every one, this may be our last day living, but at least we avenged those we lost on the 3rd of October!
Disengaging jump drives!
All guns, firing!
To whoever leads Culveria! When Johny comes down to hilo, POOR OLD MAN!
(laughter)
Eyes on the wargoal!
Sovereign
Culverian Cruiser, ra...
Brace!
Engines full reverse!
Focus fire on the spaceport!
Incoming!
Battleship!
Side lance! Full power!
Brac...
Retreat, fallback, we cannot afford to continue!
Pristine Jewel
We're early, just.
Forward Lance! Fire at that frigate!
Another ship, a, a...
What does the signal say?
They call it a super-destroyer, like a Titan of sorts, but bulkier.
Sir! The super-destroyer is called, Eclipse!
Focus fire!
The Finality needs us to destroy it, soon.
There's only one way to destroy a tank like that, ram another one into it.
Wha...sir?
Ram into it, ahead full, nay, emergency speed, get the engineers to overload the jump drives.
Is...
That's the only way, every one to the shuttles, if you want to stay, so be it! But I will not stop you. Abandon ship, if you want to.
Abandon ship!
I'm staying, sir.
Go if you want to. Stay, if you want to.
It, it is an honour to be, under your command, sir.
Well, thank you. By the light of the stars, under the gaze of the planets, the care of space, the cycle continues, repeats and sustains life, Ryegavi, guide me to the after life, as you have done so to many, I ask! By your light, I see the truth, by the purity of fire, I cleanse!
(collision followed by the collapse of the drives)
Finality
Every ship but the Finality is allowed to engage the hostiles head on, Finality will provide support.
(indistinguishable chatter)
Alright, the Pristine Jewel has eliminated Eclipse, a shuttle is detected heading for Draconosia, I want this ship to stay at where it is and wait for my signal, upon seeing it, ram this ship straight at Draconosia, then, abandon ship.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Okay you all like the new formatting tags a bit too much. :P
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Party pooper!
Hey! It works!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Hear, hear!
Fight against the free speech of evil brainwashing overlords!
[sub]I'm not against free speech in general, but in particular cases it's intolerable.[/sub]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
You Tyrant!
All batteries, fire, fire!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
AAAH SPAM
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Oh, it was an edit!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Parronan Stock Exchange blows up
Coordinated terror attack to cost Parrona and its neighbours millions each
Minor rabies outbreak on Nancy Prime kills millions
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
....of what?
[I]Minor rabies outbreak on Nancy Prime kills millions....
....of naked mole-rats?
....of one-eyed trouser-snakes?
I see a new POLL opportunity here!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
One of the options must be, Dragons!
You know what I'm referring to.
And the potato.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello I have a poll running in my other region so please vote every vote counts
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=96191
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
A very hard choice it is indeed.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes I know sorry about that
Matrixulated
Well, that's a really controversial topic.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'm going on vacation for 2 weeks, I'll talk to you guys soon! ✌️
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= Triggery Warnery (wtf did I just...ugh) ]
Today, coalition forces landed on Draconosia to bring the reign of Draconos "the ruthless" to an end.
Meanwhile, the remaining planets are slowly surrendering to the GAAC, leaders of the participating nations (of the GAAC) promises to draft a "Alpha Centauri Convention", an agreement restricting but not banning the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction.
However, a new country has joined in the war, Airevulc[sup]1[/sup] has allied with Culveria, the GAAC is debating on the issue of using a prototype weapon of the Owwalan Commonwealth, the DEAT Cannon.[sup]2[/sup]
[/spoiler]
1. I did my research, alright? I went through pages of spam for this.
2. Please o holy mods, do not smite me.
I swear to god if Lucasfilms or Disney use the Copyright on me I wi...
(bang)
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
I really hope that "condemn Wrektopia" is a joke.
The alternative is too dreadful to consider.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Just read it.
Reaction:
WTF. This is unnecessary, really, let it hoard trash all it wants, it just takes a single spark (for the heap to burn).
Also, the NS is a multiverse. (so we don't care)
So, can we have the freedom to burn these proposals as a cheap way to keep warm?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
ROFLMFAO!!
Keep warm, Parrona!
Classic comedy gold!
M.
Alekseandrea
Seems like a bit of Role Play. I'm personally not sure what to make of it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"You think I'm an ignorant savage. And you've been so many places, I guess it must be so. But still I cannot see, if the savage one is ME. How can there be so much that you don't know?"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Honestly, they should keep roeleplay out of the condemnations and commendations, the quality of those is already low enough as it is.
How can you know how much I don't know when you don't know what I know?
Even if you knew what I know, it would be hard to know what I don't know, because, while I know I don't know some things, there remain those that I don't know that I don't know.
How would you know everything I know I don't know and I don't know I don't know?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Oi, [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation], how angry would the mods be if someone managed to pass a GA-resulution that declare all previous GA-resolutions null and void?
Just a hypothetical question.
From hypothetical people who refuse to read 200 resolutions just to know what legislature has already been passed.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Uhh... hello! newbie here ,to nationstate and to your region. I messaged you few days ago asking about something but got no reply. Im really interested in Spiritus so i decided to join anyway. Can you give me a headsdtart?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Hello! Welcome! Sorry you didn't get a reply, but now that you're here anyway here's a very basic guide that'll give you a general idea of what this game is about, and once you've read it at the bottom is the link to a guide for Spiritus specifically: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10457244/1/#new If you have any questions, let us know!
Matrixulated
I don't think the mods would particularly care. If you somehow managed to pass that many other people likely would be though :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"You think you own whatever land you land on, the earth is just a dead thing you can claim. But I know every rock and tree and creature, has a life, has a spirit, has a name."
I'm down with the flu, burning through tissue paper, too much spam, so my 40 degree celsius fever and the spam are killing brain cells like jews during the holocaust.[sup]1[/sup]
1. I don't support the holocaust. Mind you.
Matrixulated
It's probably illegal due to [insert one of those 200 resolutions here]. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
It's not like the shmucks in the WA know that.
Some legislature is already redundant.
They don't look at the contents, they simply vote for the stuff that represents their views.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
*legislation
Sorry, you've done it twice now so I had to say something :P A legislature is the assembly that passes legislation.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Let me resurrect an old post...
*raises hands and expresses apparent strained exertion*
When I was new here, my first post was this (researching old posts is fun!):-
I soon developed a certain reputation; particularly for obtaining converts through an aggressive policy of assimilation; devouring inactive nations, and seeking out new minds to impress (with a little doorstep evangelical zeal), so consider yourself forewarned! Now then...*jams foot in door*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Thyracineholm
Yep, this is a common occurrence round these parts...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia
Some of us don't bother running, because reasons...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia
For Example: already being "under the influence" of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus...
Censored by [REDACTED]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia
🕵 [sup]Nothing to see here![/sup] 🕵
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia
"You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like YOU. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew"
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
JZJ...
What a low blow!
Meesa already seek but yoosa wont get meesa!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia
Oops.
Matrixulated
[\\data block corrupted//]
I might leave firidays post to a bot.
Also before I become another Itrosomian-Culver Commonwealth, I am restricting supplies of decent jokes. No hard feelings.
Matrixulated
Oh I dont care if you do that because there is a thriving black market for jokes in your country, so I'll just send some of my agents over there to get one of them like this
My wife said that I had to stop acting like a flaming, so I had to put my foot down.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And this is why my ones are of more value, because they rare.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
S[sup]h[/sup]a|[sub]○[/sub]m
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
"Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
Auztraalia
K kurwas, id time...
[spoiler= Trigkegery Waltzing ]
All right, time to end this war.
(indistinct chatter)
(marching)
Die Waffen, legt an!
(stomp)
All righty then, commence assault on the palace!
8th battalion, for the crown and Parrona, storm the palace! Vive le Roi!
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Le Roi est mort?
Vive Le Roi!
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Give me the chemical symbol for, in this order, Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon and Potassium.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia
That's overly crude, sir.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
LOL!
I wonder . . . is it the same in Murloc?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Regional Happenings:-
6 hours ago: The animals nation ceased to exist.
6 hours ago: Nhorilia ceased to exist.
**The hordes of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus swarm like a plague of locusts over Spiritus; devouring all the fallen [sup](nomnomnom)[/sup]**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Do you get fries with that, Lord J-Z-J?
And salt & vinegar?
Or ketchup?
Or mayo?
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Hey!
Mr. [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]?
A suggestion for the next Spiritus poll:
What do you put on, or dip into with, your chips or French fries?
[list]
● ketchup/tomato sauce
● mayonnaise
● salt
● salt & pepper
● salt & vinegar
● gravy
● curry
● mushy peas
● HP sauce
● thousand island dressing
● ranch dressing
● nothing - just naked and proud!
● other - post on RMB
● potato! mandatory option!
[/list]
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Thyracineholm
Hmmm, I like it!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= Trigger Über Blitzkrieg ]
DEAT cannon test, a massive success!
Airevulc effectively removed from the war
Assault on Culverian palace in full swing as coalition forces captures lower levels
[/spoiler]
[spoiler="If you don't get it don't ask. Also potentially offensive content inside."]
Does Zyklon B hit for 2x damage or 4x damage on the "swarm"?
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Make sure to add Cheese and I dont like fries
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ask for less, itro.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Wassup
I'm new here and ready to mingle
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome!
Matrixulated
Greets! I'm still getting to grips with this, just created my second nation and I'm going to run it exactly how I want, regardless of the consequences! Here to hoping I don't end up with some awful, oppressive regime! Might bring my other nation over here too. TTFN!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Paur Wilinjo
Ps 🥔
The Salaxalans
It almost seems that a certain hypothetical evil brainwashing overlord finally got his hypothetical chemtrails right.
What do you think Salaxalans?
Would that be in the realm of hypothetical possibilities?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Yeah that's us in a nutshell :P Welcome! Your name isn't by any chance a Portlandia reference, is it?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Kugupu
A potato-skin.
"That's us in a potato-skin." is what the venerable [nation=short]Asmovia[/nation] meant to say, I do believe.
Nutshells implies the presence of nuts and with all the health issues as well as allergy implications....you get the picture.
We are potato-driven and potato-loving but also nut-sensitive, shell-neutral and not nuts, shell no!
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
had fun reading these replies! but gosh,im such a dummy.i dont even know where to write my reply LMAO!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The "quote" button of the post to answer might help you.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Thyracineholm, The Twelve Tribes
ahh okay! found it.gee thanks a lot!
Alekseandrea
ketchup !
Thanks a lot !
Kugupu
Post self-deleted by Thyracineholm.
Can I become an embassy
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Black Market hums along*
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
You should ask [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation] or [nation=short]tim-opolis[/nation].
Matrixulated
Do we form embassies with regions with only a few nations? Is there some kind of prerequisite?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Embassies are made on a case by case basis. If someone (The New Aztec Kingdom) wants to open an embassy with us they need to apply here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30162022/1/
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Are we playing dress-up?
Oh goody!
Okay you be an Embassy and I'll be a Marlboro Light.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, Kugupu
You don't want to dress up like death-sticks, Spuddles.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
SO MY KNIFE'S TOTALLY STUCK IN THERE, RIGHT? I'M FREAKING OUT, THE COMMIE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. I STILL HAVE HALF A PIE LEFT.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
What the actual f*ck?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
O_O
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Whoops, POLL IDEAS ANYONE? :P
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
See my last suggestion about chips, oh Overlord with the attention span of a gnat!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
IT'S A REFERENCE, DAMMIT. LAUGH.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
...target GG. Target GG! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Long-range railgun firing...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh God! Oh God! We're all gonna die!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
I'll be your Huckleberry.
I'll laugh for you, OGG.
Hee-haw!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
OH whoops I saw that but when you posted it I think the last one was still active then I just forgot. :P Thanks spud!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good thing that there is no I in we.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
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