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Region: Spiritus
What if you were knocked out and pup in a concrete box six miles under the earth?
Would you be free then?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
I've just noticed how far Spiritus has fallen in the league tables of most populous regions! - Any word from our Founder, WA delegate, or regional officials about the cause of this Exodus? Or indeed more pertinently any likely remedy to the situation?! - I personally prefer the regions I reside in, or have puppets in, to be within the Top 30 atleast!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
No...
Matrixulated
Get off my lawn.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Hey, I got you some industrial strength weed killer.
Matrixulated
No! *Throws POTATA on Grumpy Grandpa's lawn.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Why would you throw a potato?
*gently catches the potato*
You could have hurt it!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Is POTATA with a POTATachute. Once deployed, wreaks havoc on Grumpy Grandpa's lawn.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Demonstrators lay seige to Culverian Embassy
Last Culverian Ambassador in the Parron Republic might not survive the incident
Culverians in Eakashire issues ultimatum
Matrixulated
Quaternion government sees opportunity.
Issues ultimatum to the Parron Republic to release the Southern Islandsd to Quaterna.
Matrixulated
*Southern Islands
Matrixulated
It's possible that at least one of the big reasons is there isn't currently anything to do in the region other than chat about things occasionally. In theory that'll slowly be fixed as the new government trundles into gear but I at least can't do anything about that until classes end in a few days.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
In fact, to make things a bit more exciting, I'm going to found a Military/Trade Alliance.
I was thinking of calling it: The Inter-Continental Military, Trade and Other Matters Alliance (or ICMTOMA for short)
Under the Inter-Continental Treaty, member nations would agree to:
- Respond to a defensive call to arms made by another member nation
- Establish a Free Trade Zone between member nations
- Share military/scientific research and resources
- Be regulated by a micro-government within ICMTOMA, managing diplomatic and trade relationships between ICMTOMA and non member nations (however member nations do not give up their right to negotiate relationships outside ICMTOMA) (ICMTOMA will not have control over legislation over member countries, however nations will be able to vote out a specific nation if that nation has undergone immoral activities - this type of vote will need a 2/3 majority)
Who's with me?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Not an inch of Parronan land will be given to a country located on the other side of the eastern expanse.
Matrixulated, Quaterna
Then expect trouble...
Matrixulated
Role plays are pretty cool and certainly help, and there is an area on the forums for them, so I definitely support starting one! Though of course not everyone enjoys RPing unfortunately, but at least it's a start
Matrixulated, Quaterna
Demonstrators storm Culverian embassy
Culverians secede from the Parron Republic
Owwala invades Horsean
MDC guarantees CADZ
Matrixulated, Quaterna
Quaterna has a change of heart, and offers financial and/or military support to the Transitional Government, understanding that a successful rebellion would cause instability to rupture throughout the region.
Matrixulated
Hey, is there no longer a spiritus map?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Offsite forums have one?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Yup.
It's relatively new.
Because the old one got dumped when Spiritus descended into anarchy.
Truly, it was a time of horrors when hard-earned titles would be stripped away for no good reason whatsoever!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Yeah, there is still the offsite one we've had for a while, I'm not sure who's currently in charge of updating it
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
We used to have one, before those "protesters" destroyed it.
We had anarchy? We know who to blame, or do we not?
You still remember Culveria? Well, RMB activity shot through the roof when...
Tl;dr: In short it left, after several rounds of taunting, it came back with a puppet before we burst so many bubbles that it left.
Which day was it when it left a second time?
I say it was, uh, 9th February?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
Yes. The government magically dissapeared.
There is no one to blame for this, except if they are a evil, alien, mind-controlling overlord.
Also be nice.
And don't use the c-word.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
That was very interesting when the activity goes up.
Now there are like three posts a day which is boring.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Quaterna
Somebody tell me what to vote for repeal pesticide regulations.
Matrixulated, Quaterna
*splits up all of his posts just to annoy parrona*
Matrixulated, Quaterna
It?
Unsurprisingly, the quality shot up at the same time!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
Where could I find and contribute to this?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
I just checked and, parrona, your navy is tiny.
Matrixulated, Quaterna
Tiny?! I wouldn't be able to see it even with a microscope! A reasonable navy would have at least a billion ships.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
How so it?
Matrixulated
It appears the map has been restarted and is being taken care of here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30161943/1/#new
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Petition to make "Praise be" the regional sologan, else ye feel Lord Huttons glorious wrath.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Hello everyone!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Helloooo
Esperantisto, Matrixulated, Koznokora
WHOOP I GOT A CAPITAL CITY
Matrixulated
is this the new map or the old one we're talking about?
Matrixulated
the one from the link i mean
It is the most current official Spiritus Map. If people haven't been updating it correctly than we can go hit them, but either way this is the current map :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Good job.
Mine is the Frozen City.
Matrixulated, Koznokora, Auztraalia
Okay I need a poll! [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]? :P
Matrixulated, Deusaetherius
I call mine Yggbrasil.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Koznokora, Deusaetherius, Auztraalia
How do you carry thing?
Purse
Pic-a-nic basket
In a potato
My pockets
A seperate dimension
Book bag
I don't carry anything but my sadness
A box
A big hat
Matrixulated, Koznokora
What is your favorite plant?
Potato
Tree flower
Grass
Venus fly trap
Moss
Mushroom(not really a plant)
Vines
Etc.
Matrixulated, Koznokora
What is your choice of weapon?
Sword
Spear
Gun
Club
Fists
Magic
Knife
Peace efforts
WMDs
Spud cannon
Whip
A big rock
Explosives
Matrixulated, Koznokora
You know, salaxalans you wouldn't have to worry about this if you gave me authority over polls.
You could still make them, but if you are never not here I could do it.
Vote itrosomia today.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo
What monument is in your country?
Skyscraper
Pyramid
Temple
Big statue
None
A giant potato farm
Etc.
Matrixulated
Salaxalans is evil, not stupid.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Thanks for the vote, pixel park.
Should itrosomia have poll authority?
[*] Yes
[*]SÃ
[*]Oui
[*]Ja
[*]Sim
[*]Ken
[*]No
[*]Sea
[*]Jes
[*]Hai
[*]Ndiyo
[*]Haa'n
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Quaterna
POTATA!
Matrixulated
Oh yes, just pretend there is an option saying
[*]I LOVE POTATOES AND IF I DONT VOTE THIS I HATE THEM AND I ALSO SAY YES
Matrixulated, Quaterna
HERACY
He is friend to Hutton Il and has the blessing of Lord Hutton, for he exports wonderful potatoes.
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Nein
No
Tidak
Non
இல்லை
不要
Matrixulated
*gives Lord Hutton more potatoes*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
See?
EVIL.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria
"Hail to you! Hail The man! Patriotism and love for your government is (naturally) on the rise, and one of your closest advisors has suggested to you that Alekseandrea forms a youth organisation to teach the next generation to love you as much as this one does."
This is on of the best issues that I have ever encountered.
The "naturally" just adds that little extra.
Matrixulated
Anyone on?
Matrixulated
We're with less than 300 in Spiritus.
We're doomed! Doomed!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria
Flood the region with puppets!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Madaloria, Greater Brazilistan
Before it's too late!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
CHEARGE!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Puppets & Muppets.
Everything kept inside the Dreamworld and easily manipulated. Yes.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Tell me, what is the difference between a puppet and a muppet?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh, that's philosophical.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Muppets, as defined by Jim Henson, are a combination of marionettes and puppets.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
The_Salaxalans, is there any update on the elections?
There was an election in which Tom only voted in on the offsite forums in The Hall.
Should we start building a government ASAP so that we can spark interest into this region? Will this ensure more nations stay in Spiritus long term?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Poll authority and philosophical discussion?
Walrus, Muppet, Puppet . . . Wuppet!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Yes, yes we should. The Quende (speaker) election was won by Rogamark, but not much has happen besides that.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Speaking of elections and rebuilding and stuff, I was just elected to become the first Great Chief, in other words the person in charge of recruitment to the region and bringing people onto the forums. I am currently working on a variety of guides and helpful things to help people easily understand the region and what they can do here, but in the mean time if anyone has any questions at all or you want to know more about how to get more involved and help the region regain its greatness, let me know!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I think it's time for me to depart from this region
Matrixulated
Oh great, canterlot, of all xnxhfhdbf places.
Matrixulated
Wuz poppin my dudes?
Matrixulated
See what condemning 14-year olds leads to?
They get popular. They're with 10 now.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Koznokora
In addition, the WFE looks atrocious, all with the rainbows, this is why I hate the Pink Dot movement, ew, ew, just ew!
*more stereotyping of flags with more than six colours in progress*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Popcorn.
Want some?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It would be nice if officer elections were to take place soon. Perhaps we should agree on what officer positions there will be first? Have you got some ideas?
My thoughts were as follows (this is not a conclusive list):
Officer for Roleplay
Officer of Cartography
Officer of Security
Matrixulated
Officer for polls.
How can I run for this?
Matrixulated
Offsite forums!
Matrixulated
We already discussed and put in place a new constitution with all of the new government roles. Right now the discussion on the floor of the regional legislature is about the first elections for these roles, because getting people in those positions are pretty important, you're right.
And yeah as mentioned above all this is happening on the offsite forums!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
May the fourth be with you all!
And happy Dave Brubeck day (bonus points to the first person who can tell me why today is Dave Brubeck day)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Auztraalia
Call Jenny Craig and lose 1000 pounds of excess blubber.
M.
Alekseandrea, Auztraalia
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
Jazz artist who experimented with a novel 5-4 timing meter on the landmark track, 'Take Five' in 1959.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Matrixulated wins the bonus points and a toaster (that's also a potato)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Hah!
A limited edition bonus-prize potato-toaster for me!
One should always be gracious in victory, but when there's a potato-toaster as the prize . . .
Suck it, you Muppets!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
What do you toast with it?
Potatoes?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I feel bad for leaving you guys, but I kinds like the region I'm in now. :(((
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
**kinda
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*insert guilt-inducing comment here*
Matrixulated
However shall I manage 😂
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Aww, we'll miss you. :( You can still come on the Discord server though!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, Koznokora
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
I suppose I should be the one to say the following:
Happy Star Wars Day!
&
May The Fourth Be With You!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Koznokora, Auztraalia
oh wow i didnt even realize that it was the fourth today! happy Star Wars day!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I need the help of someone well versed in the inner workings of Spiritus.
Could you please correct me as I go (this is what I've gathered so far, I don't completely understand the roles in Spiritus):
Edains - Citizens of Spiritus
Great Chief - Leader of the Beornings
Beornings - Helper people (are they recruiters as well?)
Chieftan - Leader of the Dunadans
Dunadans - Role players
Innkeeper - Leader of the Breelanders ("Minister of Information" - Tom)
Breelanders - Pass bills into law
Master - Leader of the Bardings
Bardings - Roleplayers (how are they different from Dunadans?)
Audanic League - Pass bills into law (how are they different from Breelanders?)
Thanks - sorry to be a bit of a pain :)
Matrixulated
I don't know about evil, but I know Salaxalans was in Rendlesham Forest, Suffolk, (UK) in December 1980...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendlesham_Forest_incident
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
I think it'd be easier if you came into the discord channel. You'd get quicker responses if nothing else. Either way I'm working on a brief guide explaining all of those things that'll help clear up any misunderstandings
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Salaxalans is a God; an Asgardian Norse God; possibly Loki seeing as he likes poetry, riddles, polls, games, and is a bit of a trickster...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard_(Stargate)
http://arcturi.com/AncientAliens/thor.html
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
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