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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:You didn't see sht.

And no CAPS!

Huzzah!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:

*TAKES OUT WALKIE TALKIE*

CIA OPERATIVE GRAMPS HERE. ELIMINATE GRUMPY CUBA FILES. I REPEAT, ELIMINATE GRUMPY CUBA FILES. OVER.

Alright, what is going on here? I swear, this nonsense about the CIA is going to make me sick...actually, I already am...

*falls over*

*Sozialistische Weltrepublik begins playing*

Edit I: Flag and Pretitle change.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:And no CAPS!

Huzzah!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

The Parron Republic wrote:Alright, what is going on here? I swear, this nonsense about the CIA is going to make me sick...actually, I already am...

*falls over*

*Sozialistische Weltrepublik begins playing*

Edit I: Flag and Pretitle change.

REST IN PEACE.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

REST IN PEACE.

There is no, "rest in peace" for Parronia, to rest is to stagnate, Parronia has always and will always be reborn in some form. For Parronia is a phoenix and it will rise again.

(TL;DR : No matter how hard they try, the socialists will never erase our identity, those that try, will fail.)

Statens

Itrosomia wrote:The new poll is now live!

Should I be surprised (or not surprised) that you didn't explicitly include the following options in your poll? -

[list][*]Feudalism [*]Autogestion [*]Socialism [*]Communism [*]Inclusive Democracy (ID) [*]Syndicalism [*]Mercantilism (or indeed Mutualism)[/list]

*Smiles knowingly*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Does anybody wonder why so many of us have polygamy? Also I have a weird combination of no adultery, allowed polygamy, and no divorces.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Cetaceon

Rhinononon wrote:Does anybody wonder why so many of us have polygamy? Also I have a weird combination of no adultery, allowed polygamy, and no divorces.

Reckon we've all chosen to let people choose whatever partners they could have so the game toggled that on.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

What's hilarious is that it says I'm an inoffensive centrist democracy, but I have autocracy as my voting policy...

Alekseandrea, Statens

Quaterna wrote:What's hilarious is that it says I'm an inoffensive centrist democracy, but I have autocracy as my voting policy...

Everyone needs a cover right? Like some radical secular state I know thats actually following a bright deity. By the way, interested in joining our order?

Alekseandrea, Quaterna

*gets successfully invaded*

Bye bye, autocracy policy.

:(

Statens, Quaterna

Now that we created our own Jurrasic Park, we can no longer say we have no zoos.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Hello there I am the new Ambassador from the West Pacific. I am very happy to work here I have heard wonderful things.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, Quaterna

The United Kingdoms Of Calradia wrote:Hello there I am the new Ambassador from the West Pacific. I am very happy to work here I have heard wonderful things.

Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Alekseandrea, Statens

The United Kingdoms Of Calradia wrote:Hello there I am the new Ambassador from the West Pacific. I am very happy to work here I have heard wonderful things.

Welcome Calradia :D

Hope you like the amenities :)

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Where am I?

The Salaxalans, Quaterna

The Hooligans wrote:Where am I?

Look up.

Kita-Hinode wrote:Look up.

And embrace the warmth of the sun.

The Salaxalans

The Hooligans wrote:Where am I?

My question as well

The Salaxalans, The Hooligans

The United Kingdoms Of Calradia wrote:Hello there I am the new Ambassador from the West Pacific. I am very happy to work here I have heard wonderful things.

Welcome! You already seem wonderful as well!

Kautas wrote:And embrace the warmth of the sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVSHfXcOA8k

(I have other priorities, so, no weekly paragraph.)

[spoiler= News from Parron ]

The Parron Republic

Socialist revolution under way, take up arms against the oppressors today!

Martial law and curfew enacted in United Parronia.

Horsean

Last rebel stronghold in Horsea surrenders to the government.

Eakiran capital reclaimed, ceasefire negotiated with the Horsean Federation.

Salmonan

"We will be willing to cooperate with Parronia regarding the dispute between Salmonan and the UNE," Senior Councillor.

Salmonian Military to stand down.

Snakkra

Snal-kra under siege.

communist revolutionaries crushed.

[/spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:(I have other priorities, so, no weekly paragraph.)

[spoiler= News from Parron ]

The Parron Republic

Socialist revolution under way, take up arms against the oppressors today!

Martial law and curfew enacted in United Parronia.

Horsean

Last rebel stronghold in Horsea surrenders to the government.

Eakiran capital reclaimed, ceasefire negotiated with the Horsean Federation.

Salmonan

"We will be willing to cooperate with Parronia regarding the dispute between Salmonan and the UNE," Senior Councillor.

Salmonian Military to stand down.

Snakkra

Snal-kra under siege.

communist revolutionaries crushed.

[/spoiler]

*grumbles about getting bombed*

Parrona wrote:(I have other priorities, so, no weekly paragraph.)

[spoiler= News from Parron ]

The Parron Republic

Socialist revolution under way, take up arms against the oppressors today!

Martial law and curfew enacted in United Parronia.

Horsean

Last rebel stronghold in Horsea surrenders to the government.

Eakiran capital reclaimed, ceasefire negotiated with the Horsean Federation.

Salmonan

"We will be willing to cooperate with Parronia regarding the dispute between Salmonan and the UNE," Senior Councillor.

Salmonian Military to stand down.

Snakkra

Snal-kra under siege.

communist revolutionaries crushed.

[/spoiler]

Oi! I thought you were going to force them to pay their war reparations for committing genocide on Ocean's Deep, those reparations are long due, to boot!

Who's side are you on!? Your long time ally or that upstart UNE!?

Wait what is happening

Parrona wrote:(I have other priorities, so, no weekly paragraph.)

[spoiler= News from Parron ]

The Parron Republic

Socialist revolution under way, take up arms against the oppressors today!

Martial law and curfew enacted in United Parronia.

Horsean

Last rebel stronghold in Horsea surrenders to the government.

Eakiran capital reclaimed, ceasefire negotiated with the Horsean Federation.

Salmonan

"We will be willing to cooperate with Parronia regarding the dispute between Salmonan and the UNE," Senior Councillor.

Salmonian Military to stand down.

Snakkra

Snal-kra under siege.

communist revolutionaries crushed.

[/spoiler]

Parrona

Statens wrote:Wait what is happening

This is one of the few times I triple post using puppets in a region, but, you can overlook this, right?

*hands envelope to statens*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

5 weeks to go...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

NOOOOOOOOOOO, MY FREE SPEECH IS NOW OUTLAWED AND MY COURTS ARE GONE< WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Blazedtopia, The Hooligans

I apparently have no judiciary, no prisons, but corporal punishment and the death penalty are allowed... That doesn't seem like a good place to be. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Hooligans

How many potatoes equal one capitalism tho?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:I apparently have no judiciary, no prisons, but corporal punishment and the death penalty are allowed... That doesn't seem like a good place to be. :P

It sounds like a kinky place.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

Alekseandrea wrote:It sounds like a kinky place.

**You made Jezus laugh**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

*ding ding*

[spoiler= Notification: Battle for Dusailis ]

The battle for Dusailis lasted for 9 days between United Parronia and the Commune of Parron, the battle resulted in a minor victory for United Parronia.

With this victory and the decimation of the socialist forces the Commune of Parron would surrender 3 weeks later.

[/spoiler]

It is Sunday tomorrow and although I'm a Buddhist, I believe it is confession time, let me think, um, cheating in a monopoly game, going on a murdering spree in CKII, practising bordergore in EUIV, creating an alternate timeline in HOIIV and purging an entire galaxy of non-human life in Stellaris, also for procrastinating.

TL; DR. A bunch of war crimes.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

I beat Dead or Alive for the PS1 with the bouncing breast option on.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

Kita-Hinode wrote:I beat Dead or Alive for the PS1 with the bouncing breast option on.

That's nice?

*slowly edges away from Kita-Hinode*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Alekseandrea wrote:That's nice?

*slowly edges away from Kita-Hinode*

I suggest taking a kinetic shield.

*tosses a portable kinetic shield projector to Alekseandrea*

(forgot to change my flag, doing it now)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

Kita-Hinode wrote:I beat Dead or Alive for the PS1 with the bouncing breast option on.

Does NationStates have the 'bouncing breast' option available?

I looked through the account options and setup....can't find it.

Is it triggered by population count or some other metric reward?

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Kita-Hinode, Aaraksburg

AHHHHH NS IS GOING DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE EVERYONE HIDE!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

...okay it's back. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

The Salaxalans wrote:I apparently have no judiciary, no prisons, but corporal punishment and the death penalty are allowed... That doesn't seem like a good place to be. :P

I seem to have also outlawed judiciary, as well as have given the state government 98% of the power.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Alekseandrea wrote:That's nice?

*slowly edges away from Kita-Hinode*

What? I thought we were supposed to do some confessing or something.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

The Hooligans wrote:How many potatoes equal one capitalism tho?

All for one, and one for all!

Surrender your flesh!

We demand it!

M.

Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg

The Salaxalans wrote:I apparently have no judiciary, no prisons, but corporal punishment and the death penalty are allowed... That doesn't seem like a good place to be. :P

Mind Control!

Alekseandrea wrote:It sounds like a kinky place.

Projecting . . . or just wishful thinking?

Methinks both!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**You made Jezus laugh**

* shudders *

The rictus grin of Lord JayZeeJay . . . forget 'Pennywise! That's horrifying!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Does NationStates have the 'bouncing breast' option available?

I looked through the account options and setup....can't find it.

Is it triggered by population count or some other metric reward?

Huzzah!

They say that every village has an idiot.

There's a village somewhere missing you, Spuddles. Missing you desperately!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Kita-Hinode wrote:What? I thought we were supposed to do some confessing or something.

That's my job! Also, who confesses to genocide? You are an ineffective dictator.

Matrixulated wrote:Mind Control! ¹

Projecting . . . or just wishful thinking?

Methinks both! ²

* shudders *

The rictus grin of Lord JayZeeJay . . . forget 'Pennywise! That's horrifying!³

They say that every village has an idiot.

There's a village somewhere missing you, Spuddles. Missing you desperately! [sup]4[/sup]

M.

1. There is no such thing as mind control, Salaxalans is just really charismatic.

2. Of course it's both, what do you expect!?

I believe, sir, that it is just wishful thinking.

3. Is he grinning, or is he getting ready for another supper?

4. Sorry sir, but I believe Snakkra accidentally bombed his village during our reconquest of Aaraksburg due to a "calculation error."

With regards and lots of disdain for vegetables,

Parronia.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:That's my job! Also, who confesses to genocide? You are an ineffective dictator.

1. There is no such thing as mind control, Salaxalans is just really charismatic.

2. Of course it's both, what do you expect!?

I believe, sir, that it is just wishful thinking.

3. Is he grinning, or is he getting ready for another supper?

4. Sorry sir, but I believe Snakkra accidentally bombed his village during our reconquest of Aaraksburg due to a "calculation error."

With regards and lots of disdain for vegetables,

Parronia.

1: Nope. Nope. Nope.

2: Wanton thinking?

3: Are they mutually exclusive?

4: Thus, we have Spuddles the Wandering Idiot!

5: Respect the potato!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

[spoiler= Is it wrong that I don't see anything wrong with this? *issue spoiler alert*]"After a scientific experiment involving a cat, a steel chamber and a vial of radioactive waste went disastrously wrong - and led to the death of the cat to boot - people have begun to question whether the nation’s pursuit of knowledge has caused it to lose touch with its humanity."

I also wonder if anyone actually knows what the nebulous "losing touch with one's humanity" actually means.

[/spoiler]

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Parron Republic

[spoiler= Wyrd stuff is happening... (Imma kms) ]

A resurgent Culveria, a threat, or a potential ally? (buy 1 Culveria get one lesser god free)

Vultur revealed to be invaded by the Tyraryn Scourge. (we totally have this under control)

Populist elected in the Eakiran Federation. (we will build a great New Cradle-New Dusailis Line and we will make Parronia and Horsea pay for it, believe me)

Parronan Political Reforms: Parronia to become an elective monarchy in the near future. (Counts, Dukes and Heads of the Royal Houses get one vote each, and only one of the members of a Royal House can be King)

Snakkra's Eternal Emperor returns to the throne of Snakkra. (The normal laws of physics no longer applies)

The title of Lord Steward of Aaraksburg has been temporarily revoked. (totally not going to collapse soon)

Owwala abandons neutral foreign policy and its pacifist doctrine. (someone is doomed)

The First Tyraryn Assault of Vulsargrad begins. (we have Magnus of House Carrion, which means, INFINITE MORALE!)

[/spoiler]

(I scared the living daylights out of myself by playing Alien Isolation, and then followed up with a quick read/scan of Kesmor's RMB, guys, I believe that I have mastered the art of neuron genocide. )

,....

The Parron Republic wrote:That's my job! Also, who confesses to genocide? You are an ineffective dictator.

...Well, I'm not a dictator, so there's that.

Besides, Dead or Alive isn't too shabby for a fighting game. The first one was clearly a solid foundation for what could be a top game series if it dropped their hilarious attempts of puberty pandering.

Hello fellow nations of Spiritus, I have just created this nation, and had created a dossier of regions that at first glance looked interesting, but have chosen to reside here whilst I grow this nation - I may decide to move elsewhere in future, if I find somewhere that better suits the ideals I intend to install in this nation, but for now I hope I am welcome, and bid you farewell!

Kautas, Gaelic Waffle, Parrona, Statens, Cetaceon

Matrixulated wrote:1: Nope. Nope. Nope.

2: Wanton thinking?

3: Are they mutually exclusive?

4: Thus, we have Spuddles the Wandering Idiot!

5: Respect the potato!

M.

1. Alright, I'll get you a one way ticket to the Vulturian Union.

2. Urm, that is a possibility...

3. Technically, nah, so maybe JZJ was grinning at his supper.

4. Eh, civilians are collateral.

(implying that we don't/won't pay reparations)

5. Respect, the, what? The vegetable from earth!?

Ubermenschen wrote:Hello fellow nations of Spiritus, I have just created this nation, and had created a dossier of regions that at first glance looked interesting, but have chosen to reside here whilst I grow this nation - I may decide to move elsewhere in future, if I find somewhere that better suits the ideals I intend to install in this nation, but for now I hope I am welcome, and bid you farewell!

As long as it's not Socialism, the others (most notably [nation=noflag+short]Alekseandrea[/nation]) will be alright.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ubermenschen

Parrona wrote:As long as it's not Socialism, the others (most notably [nation=noflag+short]Alekseandrea[/nation]) will be alright.

"Socialism is the path to communism. Socialism leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate....leads to suffering. Remember Salaxalans 2016."

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Pascal mostly because it's only one I used to know, don't remember anything about it now though.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

Ubermenschen wrote:Hello fellow nations of Spiritus, I have just created this nation, and had created a dossier of regions that at first glance looked interesting, but have chosen to reside here whilst I grow this nation - I may decide to move elsewhere in future, if I find somewhere that better suits the ideals I intend to install in this nation, but for now I hope I am welcome, and bid you farewell!

Hmmm... "Übermenschen"?! - Well that doesn't have any negative connotations at all! 😲😏

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hmmm... "Übermenschen"?! - Well that doesn't have any negative connotations at all! 😲😏

Now, all we need is a panzer, und we are good to go.

What, I accidentally slipped into another language, ah dammit.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Ubermenschen

MATLAB!!

...okay not really.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Ubermenschen wrote:Hello fellow nations of Spiritus, I have just created this nation, and had created a dossier of regions that at first glance looked interesting, but have chosen to reside here whilst I grow this nation - I may decide to move elsewhere in future, if I find somewhere that better suits the ideals I intend to install in this nation, but for now I hope I am welcome, and bid you farewell!

....okay....

The Salaxalans is the one to go to about said ideals...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

SCALA!!!

Yes, really...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:MATLAB!!

...okay not really.

-_-

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hmmm... "Übermenschen"?! - Well that doesn't have any negative connotations at all! 😲😏

**Increases military budget (just in case...)**

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Ubermenschen

Great British Federation wrote:**Increases military budget (just in case...)**

**Increases sales of weapons to Great British Federation**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Ubermenschen

**Increases combined military training exercises between Eastazia and Eurasian Alliance**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Ubermenschen

Post self-deleted by Animal Farmerica.

I'll sit this poll out - I'm behind the times with regards to programming languages - I did a little hacking back in the 1990's, before such things were policed so well - Things were so different in those days! - I studied Computer Science at college and remember using BASIC, C, C++, COBOL, Escher, Java, QBasic, SQR, and Visual Basic amongst others...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

[spoiler= Loses 30% of neurons debating the virtues of social democracy with a fascist ]

Parronia conducts first election using party lists, terms extended to 20 years.

Bastion Dusailis allowed to form own parliament.

Salmonian elections: Centrist EFS loses ground to right wing ROD and leftist WPS

Coalition government with ROD "unthinkable", Senior Councillor

Meta:

Parronia gets Shadow Kingdom event

Salmonan gets new decision: The Unthinkable Option

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'll sit this poll out - I'm behind the times with regards to programming languages - I did a little hacking back in the 1990's, before such things were policed so well - Things were so different in those days! - I studied Computer Science at college and remember using BASIC, C, C++, COBOL, Escher, Java, QBasic, SQR, and Visual Basic amongst others...

I think the state university I briefly attended would have that at some point as well. Had I not punched a plaque in the last day of my first semester, the university nearly falling bankrupt a couple of times, not paying teachers, having the power cut off, being such a mess that I ended up quitting it...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hmmm... "Übermenschen"?! - Well that doesn't have any negative connotations at all! 😲😏
I ask you to please consider the literal definition of the word, and not attribute any of the negativity of its past usage - I'm not re-running history here, merely reclaiming an old word for a new use - I just like the sound of It!

Great British Federation wrote:**Increases military budget (just in case...)**

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Increases sales of weapons to Great British Federation**

Eastazia wrote:**Increases combined military training exercises between Eastazia and Eurasian Alliance**

*Sends a retinue of diplomats to each of these nations seeking common ground, a cultural and scientific exchange, trade, and if not quite an alliance, friendly relations*

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Statens, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Ubermenschen wrote:I ask you to please consider the literal definition of the word, and not attribute any of the negativity of its past usage - I'm not re-running history here, merely reclaiming an old word for a new use - I just like the sound of It!

You might want to read this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cbermensch

Matrixulated, Statens, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Alekseandrea wrote:You might want to read this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cbermensch

Ubermenschen wrote:I ask you to please consider the literal definition of the word, and not attribute any of the negativity of its past usage - I'm not re-running history here, merely reclaiming an old word for a new use - I just like the sound of It!

Assuming you looked it up on Google and saw this:

"the ideal superior man of the future who could rise above conventional Christian morality to create and impose his own values, originally described by Nietzsche in Thus Spake Zarathustra (1883–85)."

Meanwhile, Alekseandrea and I saw this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cbermensch#Nazism

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Alekseandrea wrote:You might want to read this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cbermensch

Oh I am well aware that Nietzsche coined the term - I am also aware of its connection to Eugenics, Transhumanism, and the attempt to use genetic engineering to improve the Human race...

Nietzsche despised Nazism, such as it was a perversion of his philosophy - Much as I believe Marx would have despised the bad application of his philosophy in Stalinism, and Maoism - I believe the world has never seen true Communism, and only in limited places and limited fashion seen Socialist ideals successfully applied.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Ubermenschen wrote:Oh I am well aware that Nietzsche coined the term - I am also aware of its connection to Eugenics, Transhumanism, and the attempt to use genetic engineering to improve the Human race...

Nietzsche despised Nazism, such as it was a perversion of his philosophy - Much as I believe Marx would have despised the bad application of his philosophy in Stalinism, and Maoism - I believe the world has never seen true Communism, and only in limited places and limited fashion seen Socialist ideals successfully applied.

The moment you have a state, you are not practicing communism, so, direct your anger to the socialists.

We did not lose to a communist 2 years ago, we lost to a socialist, which is a bigger insult.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Ubermenschen

Aaraksburg wrote:The moment you have a state, you are not practicing communism, so, direct your anger to the socialists.

We did not lose to a communist 2 years ago, we lost to a socialist, which is a bigger insult.

I was not here 2 years ago, but I agree with the principles of your argument...

Matrixulated

(WARNING THIS IS FOR DISCORD ONLY. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE DISCORD IT IS ENCOURAGED TO GET&nbsp; IT.) HEYERYONE I am formally announcing a TWP-Spiritus Winter Ball. The plan is hosting it on Dec. 12 7-8 central time. Everyone is invited and the link will be posted 1 hour be for start. If this time or day does not work for you leave a thumbsdown if it does thumbsup . Thanks

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens, The Parron Republic

IC: ***Drumroll***

Announcing the arrival of the Dominion of Hjartaborg, ruled by King Jean-Claude Picard who says, "Greetings everyone."

OOC: I'm still quite new to this game and I'm here. :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Kita-Hinode, Ubermenschen

Hjartaborg wrote:IC: ***Drumroll***

Announcing the arrival of the Dominion of Hjartaborg, ruled by King Jean-Claude Picard who says, "Greetings everyone."

OOC: I'm still quite new to this game and I'm here. :)

Welcome! - I'm quite new too! - Are you a trekkie? - I note your King is called "Jean-Claude Picard"; that's only a minor change!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Hjartaborg wrote:IC: ***Drumroll***

Announcing the arrival of the Dominion of Hjartaborg, ruled by King Jean-Claude Picard who says, "Greetings everyone."

OOC: I'm still quite new to this game and I'm here. :)

Aaraksburg extends its greetings on behalf of United Parronia, Salmonan, the Horsean Federation, the Eakiran Federation, Snakkra, Prunasia, Firas, the Vulturian Union, the United Nations of Earth, Owwala and the younger realms.

(that was long, imagine if I included all my puppets... *shudder*)

[spoiler= Introducing the SSS. ]

Spuddles' safe space:

Snakkra announces military first policy.

(Someone's gonna get rekt.)

As part of the military first policy, public protests are now illegal.

Last socialist stronghold capitulates.

(Snakkra stronk.)

Culveria's God-King returns from exile to restore the shattered world of Draconosia to pre-war state.

Senior Councillor announces coalition government with ROD and WPS.

(oh no! They just picked the unthinkable option!)

UNE internal crisis: EU breaks up.

"My predecessor tried to rig the election", Eakiran president.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

Everyone in the US!

Those idiots at the FCC want to can Net Neutrality!

Call here to stop them!

https://www.battleforthenet.com

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

@ubermenschen: Thank you for being the first to welcome me. Yes, I'm a Trekkie and a fan of Captain Picard. I'm also a fan of Jean-Claude Van Damme. So I've combined both their names for my leader's name. Nice to meet you. :)

@Aaraksburg: Thank you for welcoming me and nice to meet you too. :)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Parron Republic

Hjartaborg wrote:snip
Welcome to Spiritus!

- Have a potato, pull up a pew, and please join in our very "popular" polls! - You'll soon become one of us!... One of Us!!... ONE OF US!!!

**Groans**

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Gaelic Waffle, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Just decided to obliterate my entire WMD arsenal; defined as comprising Biological, Chemical, and Nuclear weaponry...

[sub]I'm sure the hordes; the robot/drone army; the cybernetically and genetically-enhanced cloned soldiers; the plasma and laser weaponry; the Direct Energy Weapons, and that Moon that seems to be forever under construction will be just fine...[/sub]

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Quaterna, Ubermenschen

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Just decided to obliterate my entire WMD arsenal; defined as comprising Biological, Chemical, and Nuclear weaponry...

[sub]I'm sure the hordes; the robot/drone army; the cybernetically and genetically-enhanced cloned soldiers; the plasma and laser weaponry; the Direct Energy Weapons, and that Moon that seems to be forever under construction will be just fine...[/sub]

*gets hit with the Shadow Kingdom event*

[spoiler= This is where I lose 20% of my remaining neurons ]

To all those who are asking about the Shadow Kingdom, United Parronia had no knowledge on the existence of this Shadow Kingdom nor the fact that past Kings still lived. We assure the public and the other realms that the Stellarpyre torpedoes are not meant to be deployed on populated worlds, not will they ever be.

[/spoiler]

TL; DR : We didn't know that this is possible! We never covered it up, after all, we didn't know about it. Also, the conspiracy theorist over there gets a free ticket to Vulsargrad.

Stellarpyre torpedo = Cyclonic torpedo with more fire

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Quaterna

Hjartaborg wrote:IC: ***Drumroll***

Announcing the arrival of the Dominion of Hjartaborg, ruled by King Jean-Claude Picard who says, "Greetings everyone."

OOC: I'm still quite new to this game and I'm here. :)

Yo.

Matrixulated

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Matrixulated

Andorempire wrote:Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Thanksgiving? I would have executed you for heresy, but I am busy committing war crimes right now. Count yourself lucky.

Matrixulated, Gaelic Waffle

The Parron Republic wrote:Thanksgiving? I would have executed you for heresy, but I am busy committing war crimes right now. Count yourself lucky.

Shut up, I'm playing as the High Eldar today, stop that Imperial nonsense.

*gets 2 more supernatural events, tries harder to be secular*

[spoiler= Still too lazy to put in effort. (shameless fillers) ]

One day, Magnus of House Carrion would be remembered as the martyr of Vulsargrad, even now, despite the ideological differences between Parronia and the Vulturian Union, their Chairman has congratulated us on having such a brave, selfless person, without lamenting about how such talents are wasted on tradition, maybe, Magnus will be the bridge between Vulsargrad and Parron...Earth, River's Crossing, Cradle and Snal-kra. Thus, we lower our banners in respect of Magnus Carrion, the Midnight Sun, Lead of House Carrion, Prince-elector of Parronia, Count of Nutfall and Martyr of Vulsargrad, we will continue mourning for 4 more human weeks before we take up arms against the Tyraryn Scourge. --Jason of House Palivo

OOC: Oh look, I actually put in effort, ha!

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

And there we go, officially switched nations. Replacing Kita-Hinode, if you lot don't mind.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Aaraksburg

**Releases the zombi hounds to chase the tumbleweed blowing through this RMB**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Releases the zombi hounds to chase the tumbleweed blowing through this RMB**

🍃🍂🍁**Red Foxes frolic in the leaves**🍁🍂🍃

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Great British Federation wrote:🍃🍂🍁**Red Foxes frolic in the leaves**🍁🍂🍃

**Eurasian Brown Bear scratches back on your post**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Eurasian Brown Bear scratches back on your post**

🍃🍂🍁**Manchurian Tiger watches from undergrowth**🍁🍂🍃

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Eastazia wrote:🍃🍂🍁**Manchurian Tiger watches from undergrowth**🍁🍂🍃

**A Blond Eagle soars overhead🦅**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Words like violence break the silence.

Come crashing in, into my little world.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

OOC: Incidentally, while all you Yanks were celebrating Thanksgiving yesterday, I was celebrating my 35th birthday!...

🎉🎊🍬🍭🍫🎂🍰☕ 🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍻🎁🛍🎈

🤔...Should I be worried that I still play games like NationStates online at my age? 😂😏

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:OOC: Incidentally, while all you Yanks were celebrating Thanksgiving yesterday, I was celebrating my 35th birthday!...

🎉🎊🍬🍭🍫🎂🍰☕ 🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍻🎁🛍🎈

🤔...Should I be worried that I still play games like NationStates online at my age? 😂😏

Probably.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Aw, come on JZJ, you do know that this is literally asking me to chip in.

Animal Farmerica wrote:**A Blond Eagle soars overhead🦅**

*a frigate exits jumpspace in orbit*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

[spoiler= You guys are lagging behind...or is it my time warping? (shameless fillers, for real) ]

Tyraryn Scourge repelled, Vulturian Union announces victory and a possible non aggression pact with Parronia.

Snakkra repels Stahl Autonomous Defence Grid.

Eakiran Union announces successful defence against Unbidden.

Prunasia announces new super weapon.

Prunasia at Defcon 3.

Skirmishes occurring across space inbetween Culveria and Prunasia.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

Aaraksburg wrote:

*a frigate exits jumpspace in orbit*

*An Itrosomior walrus dives into the sea*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Itrosomia wrote:*An Itrosomior walrus dives into the sea*

*The sea level rises significantly*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Alekseandrea wrote:*The sea level rises significantly*

(meanwhile, on the frigate)

Um, the planet isn't heating up right?

No, zero anomalies were detected, running second scan...

...yep, zero anomalies. However, I just picked up something large in the water.

Must be that walrus.

What!?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes

Alekseandrea wrote:*The sea level rises significantly*

roflmfao!

Somebody harpoon that thing before New Orleans becomes a paddling pool again!

Him and his hefty, lardy-ass ilk are an imminent and mortal threat to global coastlines and major population centers.

Something should be done . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Aaraksburg

Matrixulated wrote:roflmfao!

Somebody harpoon that thing before New Orleans becomes a paddling pool again!

Him and his hefty, lardy-ass ilk are an imminent and mortal threat to global coastlines and major population centers.

Something should be done . . .

M.

Like what? You do realise that Parronans do not like eating fat, right? That coupled with the fact that we stopped colonising planets outside of Greater Parronia after our defeat in Dusailis and Lyar just for the sake of it will make it impossible for us to conquer, colonise and then process the walruses.

Alright everyone, there is one. option. left.

Declare war on earth, quickly establish a "military" base there, use Stellarpyre on a major population centre, and watch as earth uses thermonuclear torpedoes.

Any seconds? Or are you all scared of genocide?

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:roflmfao!

Somebody harpoon that thing before New Orleans becomes a paddling pool again!

Him and his hefty, lardy-ass ilk are an imminent and mortal threat to global coastlines and major population centers.

Something should be done . . .

M.

Come on Horsea, no need to be squimish about it, I swear, there will be no WMDs involved...

*gets ready to invade planet outright*

Matrixulated

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Written by Refuge Isle.