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Russinadia wrote:Do you want me to take off my pants so you can kick it better, because that's what I'll do!

I don't think anyone wants you to show off anything there. I have a feeling he will be just fine kicking through your pants...if that is what you wear.

Culveria wrote:*razor sharp blades come out of the toe of my boot* yes please

sorry

*sighs* It's ok, I'm already back. It's not like you hurt me or anything so whatever.

Culveria wrote:*razor sharp blades come out of the toe of my boot* yes please

*Razor sharp blades come through my pants from my buttocks*

Dang…how will I get my pants off now?

*the blades superheat as to cut through any other metal or material like a hot knife through melted butter and i kick [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the arse*

Faulknation wrote:I don't think anyone wants you to show off anything there. I have a feeling he will be just fine kicking through your pants...if that is what you wear.

I wear a carbon fiber mesh that I refer to as "pants." They aren't really pants, per say, they are more like a kilt with leggings. They are also extremely expensive, costing around $1000 each pair. Sadly, I just destroyed a pair.

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:*the blades superheat as to cut through any other metal or material like a hot knife through melted butter and i kick [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the arse*

*my blades turn into cats as you are kicking them*

Good job cat god. You just played yourself.

those are fake cats i know real cats. which those are not

They are real! Just look at them meow.

*the cats bob up and down, stare blankly, and meow like a fax machine*

They're totally real, I swear.

Russinadia wrote:They are real! Just look at them meow.

*the cats bob up and down, stare blankly, and meow like a fax machine*

They're totally real, I swear.

*kicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the face with the superheated blades* you think me a fool?!?

Empire Democratique Francais

WATCH HOW YOU FINISH YOUR SENTENCE [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]!!!

…I have no idea where I am.

Russinadia wrote:…I have no idea where I am.

im honestly just waiting to see who all will come with me to this other region that looks very appealing. i may leave to there but i might not

Culveria wrote:im honestly just waiting to see who all will come with me to this other region that looks very appealing. i may leave to there but i might not

I have to much influence built up and too many endorsements to leave.

hmmm whats a page? a high influence rank?

GAH!!! I AM NO APPRENTICE KNIGHT!!!!

Page is one rank under squire. It takes a while to rank up though.

Here is the list of all the influence ranks

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=363905

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

thank you for that russinadia

Empire Democratique Francais

*nods and sits down* i have to see if any of my favored ones will come with me to this new region first

Culveria wrote:

*kicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the face with the superheated blades* you think me a fool?!?

He swears how can u not believe him?!

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:He swears how can u not believe him?!

x-ray vision

and able to sense what people are thinking

New to Spiritus

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais

Hello [nation=short]statens[/nation].

Russinadia wrote:Hello [nation=short]statens[/nation].

Hello [nation=short]russinadia[/nation].

Is there anything important I should know about Spiritus? I'm pretty excited to be here with such an awesome group

Statens wrote:Is there anything important I should know about Spiritus? I'm pretty excited to be here with such an awesome group

It is a strange land filled with potatoes, dragons, and other fantastical things. Potatoes are very important to the people of spiritus. Just remember to have fun. You can check the spiritus info page to see the links to the forums/chat room. If you have any specific questions you can ask the Salaxians.

Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:It is a strange land filled with potatoes, dragons, and other fantastical things. Potatoes are very important to the people of spiritus. Just remember to have fun. You can check the spiritus info page to see the links to the forums/chat room. If you have any specific questions you can ask the Salaxians.

Cool. Potatoes are pretty awesome. Thanks!

Alekseandrea

[nation=short]Statens[/nation]? interesting name

Statens wrote:Cool. Potatoes are pretty awesome. Thanks!

NO!!! WE DO NOT NEED MORE POTATO WORSHIPPERS!!!!

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Statens[/nation]? interesting name

Why thank you

Culveria wrote:NO!!! WE DO NOT NEED MORE POTATO WORSHIPPERS!!!!

YES WE DO!

Statens wrote:Cool. Potatoes are pretty awesome. Thanks!

No problem. Just don't listen to [nation=short]culveria[/nation] about potatoes.

SILENCE YOU FOOLISH [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]!!!! YOURE COUNTRY MAY BE CENTERED AROUND RED RUSSET POTATOES BUT WE NEED NO MORE POTATO WORSHIPERS!!!!!!

[nation=short]culveria[/nation] [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]

Potatoes are pretty cool. I'm happy to worship them.

Say NO to potatoes!

Parrona

Wait, there seems to be a potato war. Do enlighten me with the details

Statens wrote:Wait, there seems to be a potato war. Do enlighten me with the details

its not a war, just some people are idiots that worship potatoes and i am against it. for i am the supreme god of all dragons

Culveria wrote:its not a war, just some people are idiots that worship potatoes and i am against it...

AGAINST?!Can we be allies,please?!

Culveria wrote:for i am the supreme god of all dragons

Nevermind.

Culveria wrote:and cats

Get outta here.

Statens wrote:Wait, there seems to be a potato war. Do enlighten me with the details

There is a spiritual separation between the people of spiritus. There was a potato war long ago, it was horrible.

Culveria wrote:its not a war, just some people are idiots that worship potatoes and i am against it. for i am the supreme god of all dragons

People have the right to worship what they want.

Audriany wrote:Get outta here.

silence before i wipe out the rest of your guard

Russinadia wrote:There is a spiritual separation between the people of spiritus. There was a potato war long ago, it was horrible. People have the right to worship what they want.

true but potatoes are truly just idiotic

So are dragon cats.

Culveria wrote:WHO HURT OPTAVIA!?!?!

I-I am f-fine...

Russinadia wrote:So are dragon cats.

im the god of cats AND dragons not cat dragons fool

Catsyderplandia wrote:I-I am f-fine...

then why were you crying in the corner? whats wrong?

Culveria wrote:im the god of cats AND dragons not cat dragons fool

then why were you crying in the corner? whats wrong?

...Nothing... *wipes tears away from eyes*

Culveria wrote:im the god of cats AND dragons not cat dragons fool

That is weirder than worshiping potatoes.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Catsyderplandia wrote:...Nothing... *wipes tears away from eyes*

tell me. i know something was wrong

Culveria wrote:tell me. i know something was wrong

My brother died.. *sniffles*

Catsyderplandia wrote:My brother died.. *sniffles*

what?!? really?? how did he die?

Russinadia wrote:That is weirder than worshiping potatoes.

*makes his blessing into a curse by making so he is forcibly turned into a cat dragon every midnight and goes on a potato killing spree* (this is what it looks like) <img src="http://img00.deviantart.net/d2b5/i/2012/225/0/5/cat_dragon_by_arboris_silvestre-d5b0nh3.jpg" alt="Image result for catdragon"/>

and he turns back with the rising sun

Culveria wrote:what?!? really?? how did he die?

*makes his blessing into a curse by making so he is forcibly turned into a cat dragon every midnight and goes on a potato killing spree* (this is what it looks like) <img src="http://img00.deviantart.net/d2b5/i/2012/225/0/5/cat_dragon_by_arboris_silvestre-d5b0nh3.jpg" alt="Image result for catdragon"/>

During the attack he got stabbed..I-I tried to save him..but i couldnt *cries*

I refuse. The power of potatoes is greater than that of cat dragons.

Plus, I'm pretty sure you said that you are not the god of cat dragons, just cats and dragons.

Russinadia wrote:I refuse. The power of potatoes is greater than that of cat dragons.

Plus, I'm pretty sure you said that you are not the god of cat dragons, just cats and dragons.

its a kind of dragon. and if you refuse you lose your blessing.

Catsyderplandia wrote:During the attack he got stabbed..I-I tried to save him..but i couldnt *cries*

another attack?!?!

Culveria wrote:its a kind of dragon. and if you refuse you lose your blessing.

another attack?!?!

*nods* I need to turn myself in

and no it is not, i have a potato god on my side for changing your blessing as well so you cant overcome it

Catsyderplandia wrote:*nods* I need to turn myself in

no you do not i am going to wipe this queen out. in one devastating strike.

GET UP AND FIGHT YOU FOOL!

YOU THINK MY GUARD WALKED THROUGH THE TRAINING GROUNDS SIMPLY?!

THOSE GUYS ARE REAL MEN!

Pardon me,monsiour.

I have to wipe my nose.Extravagante.

ill have to take a form i have not taken in many millennia *starts to grow and change*

Culveria wrote:its a kind of dragon. and if you refuse you lose your blessing.

another attack?!?!

I have to choice of murdering potatoes every night or not. I think there is a better option there. I shall just use my potato edict and make a lot of money.

Culveria wrote:no you do not i am going to wipe this queen out. in one devastating strike.

...I'm sorry. I cant let you do that... I'm turning myself in...

*sniff* Ah,le grande edict!

Made by Parrona to banish me for some reason,still unknown.

Audriany wrote:*sniff* Ah,le grande edict!

Made by Parrona to banish me for some reason,still unknown.

Do you want a potato edict? I will sell you one for $9 or €11.

Catsyderplandia wrote:...I'm sorry. I cant let you do that... I'm turning myself in...

i am not letting that *says in a loud deathly voice as i finish my transformation* she will fall to my kronus world eater form

<img src="http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fairytailfanon/images/a/ac/8589130565809-demon-dragon-wallpaper-hd.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150121044604" alt="Image result for dragon of destruction"/>

Culveria wrote:i am not letting that *says in a loud deathly voice as i finish my transformation* she will fall to my kronus world eater form

<img src="http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fairytailfanon/images/a/ac/8589130565809-demon-dragon-wallpaper-hd.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150121044604" alt="Image result for dragon of destruction"/>

*sighs and looks away* I'm sorry...No matter what you do..I'm turning myself in..

Russinadia wrote:Do you want a potato edict? I will sell you one for $9 or €11.

You mean 0.000003 Valkens?okay

Audriany wrote:You mean 0.000003 Valkens?okay

For shipping and handling it goes up to at least nine valkens.

Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:For shipping and handling it goes up to at least nine valkens.

13000$ is a bit too much,don't you think?

Russinadia wrote:I hath no comprehension of what thou rambles of.

Verily, 'tis an puzzler, wrapped in an enigma, requiring a team of experts from yonder Googol (or is that Google?) to translate a mere fraction of what is written, badly,...

...or the Professor of Cunning Linguistics at Oxford to comprehend; after conducting a thorough study, and publishing an illegible and incomprehensible thesis that only he doth understand!

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Catsyderplandia wrote:*sighs and looks away* I'm sorry...No matter what you do..I'm turning myself in..

*turns to face the diamondtopia kingdom* Doragon no kamigami wa gōon o bakuha suru kyūkyoku no sekai no endo hito! *lets fourth a huge blast wiping diamondtopia off the face of the planet* no matter what you say... the deed is done

Culveria wrote:i am not letting that *says in a loud deathly voice as i finish my transformation* she will fall to my kronus world eater form

<img src="http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fairytailfanon/images/a/ac/8589130565809-demon-dragon-wallpaper-hd.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150121044604" alt="Image result for dragon of destruction"/>

If i get killed..so be it

Culveria wrote:*turns to face the diamondtopia kingdom* Doragon no kamigami wa gōon o bakuha suru kyūkyoku no sekai no endo hito! *lets fourth a huge blast wiping diamondtopia off the face of the planet* no matter what you say... the deed is done

...Why.. *cries and runs away*

*spreads my enormous wings and flies skyward till im out of sight*

Culveria wrote:*spreads my enormous wings and flies skyward till im out of sight*

*runs to a large tree and sits down crying* ...Why....

Culveria wrote:*spreads my enormous wings and flies skyward till im out of sight*

*curls in a ball*

Catsyderplandia wrote:*curls in a ball*

*appears in front of her in my normal form* she wanted you dead did she not?

Culveria wrote:*appears in front of her in my normal form* she wanted you dead did she not?

Yes..But i wanted her alive... *shivers* she had something of mine...now i may never get it *has a bitter voice*

Catsyderplandia wrote:*runs to a large tree and sits down crying* ...Why....

*Pats head and hands a shotato*

Welcome to Spiritus.

Faulknation

Masylvana wrote:*Pats head and hands a shotato*

Welcome to Spiritus.

*frowns*

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

i can retrieve the object. what is it?

[nation=short]Masylvana[/nation] go away

Culveria wrote:i can retrieve the object. what is it?

Its not an object.. *sighs and scratches ear*

Culveria wrote:a living thing?

*shakes head* its...I dunno..Its just important..

When new people and nations arrived in Spiritus, part of the usual warnings about the weirdness of this region used to include a warning about me; the Jedi-Zombi Son of God and devourer of worlds, nations, peoples, and brainz; the "evil, brainwashing" Salaxalans; and a heads up about the general Potato-worship endemic of the region - Now the weirdness of this region has surpassed anything I could contribute, without degrading what I represent 😔😇😈😂

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

tell me what it is and ill go back to the moment before i destroyed diamondtopia and retrieve it

or is it something sensitive to you? important to you somehow. i apologize for destroying it as well as the rest of it... maybe i should go. there's somewhere hopefully i can go that i wont bother anyone. or destroy important things. *spreads my wings* all of my influence will leave this place. if you think it better if i were to go optavia. i will go

I MISSED EVERYJUAN

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:or is it something sensitive to you? important to you somehow. i apologize for destroying it as well as the rest of it... maybe i should go. there's somewhere hopefully i can go that i wont bother anyone. or destroy important things. *spreads my wings* all of my influence will leave this place. if you think it better if i were to go optavia. i will go

Dont! don't go.. *grabs your hand* if you go..i wont have anyone..then my life with be worthless..

Catsyderplandia wrote:Dont! don't go.. *grabs your hand* if you go..i wont have anyone..then my life with be worthless..

your life isnt worthless kiddo. nor are you alone. ill stay. you wont be alone. youre a good person. im anything but that. but ill stay because you want me to

Culveria wrote:your life isnt worthless kiddo. nor are you alone. ill stay. you wont be alone. youre a good person. im anything but that. but ill stay because you want me to

*hugs you* thank you..

Catsyderplandia wrote:*hugs you* thank you..

*hesitates but hugs back a little* no problem kiddo

Culveria wrote:your life isnt worthless kiddo. nor are you alone. ill stay. you wont be alone. youre a good person. im anything but that. but ill stay because you want me to

I will be back..i have to go

okay kiddo. see ya later

now [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] prepare to get your face punched

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