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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Carpet bombs Grumpy Grandpa's lawn with Bhut Jolokia "Ghost Chilli" Sauce infused into volatile "Carolina Reaper" Chilli "bombs"**

...Just to see what happens!

Oh gosh what the fu@ck have you done!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:How about the poll

Which poll should we do next?

Favorite author

Evil creature

Etc

how about favorite god, potato jesus, zombi jesus, or Draconos, or the some of the other gods

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Dragonith wrote:what happens when This poll isn't on the list? That means we cant decide to do it next? which means we cant decide to do any next...?

Statens wrote:AAH! CONSPIRACY THEORY!!

What if I told you that:

Free will is an illusion?

Reality is an hallucination?

You simply exist, no more, no less?

And we're out of red pills?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:What if I told you that:

Free will is an illusion?

Reality is an hallucination?

You simply exist, no more, no less?

And we're out of red pills?

What if none of us really exist tho. What if we're just illusions controlled and being watched by another civilization.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:How about

What is the most evil creature?

Demons

Anti-potatos

Dragons

Dogs

Cats

Trumps

Platypuses

Sentient chairs

Parron

We should do this poll I think

I'm bored... anyone wanna do something?

Itrosomia wrote:We should do this poll I think

thatd be a difficult poll, wait no parrons there thats an easy one

Itrosomia wrote:I'm bored... anyone wanna do something?

pun war?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pun war?

Nah

I have to reload.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Oh gosh what the fu@ck have you done!

33 minutes early.

Alekseandrea wrote:What if I told you that:

Free will is an illusion?

Reality is an hallucination?

You simply exist, no more, no less?

And we're out of red pills?

Have you had your Joy?

Itrosomia wrote:We should do this poll I think

Self advertisement, this peasant disgusts me.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:thatd be a difficult poll, wait no parrons there thats an easy one

Oh look, it's the Lord of Spam, the Self-Proclaimed Dragon God, and a godmodder.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I know a poll!

Waffles

pancakes

Potatos but I like waffles

Potatos but I like Pancakes

Sausage

eggs

Beans

Brains

Anything

Bleach

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:33 minutes early. Have you had your Joy? Self advertisement, this peasant disgusts me.

Oh look, it's the Lord of Spam, the Self-Proclaimed Dragon God, and a godmodder.

And what is your species?

I'm thinking blobfish

Itrosomia wrote:I'm thinking blobfish

dont insult blobfish, theyre cool. and blobby

The peasants disgust me.

*Deleted*

That aside, I see a list of them...

Sons of Culveria

Itrosomia

Amidar-Go...

I can't continue...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:dont insult blobfish, theyre cool. and blobby

😬

Sorry blobfish!

I would say parron is a Proboscis monkey but parron's nose is bigger.

Cool!

I looked up parron and found the monkfish.

Look it up, it's cool.

The Parron Republic wrote:Have you had your Joy?

Not quite.

Statens wrote:What if none of us really exist tho. What if we're just illusions controlled and being watched by another civilization.

Simulations is the word you (probably) meant to use.

We would not be illusions, "reality" would be.

While this would, no doubt, explain the average intelligence of humankind (to save processing power, of course),

it still leaves us with a simple question: why?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

Alekseandrea wrote:Not quite.

Simulations is the word you (probably) meant to use.

We would not be illusions, "reality" would be.

While this would, no doubt, explain the average intelligence of humankind (to save processing power, of course),

it still leaves us with a simple question: why?

There is no simulation. Just go back to your normal life and forget this or you will be terminated.

NOW HAVE A TACO!

*dances*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:And what is your species?

The nation?

Krogans

Andals

Eldars

Humans

Quillaruns

Phoniqueans

Hanseans

Parlians

Prawnee

And Orawans.

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Me?

I am a Phoniquean.

-Lord-Regent Benjamin III

Itrosomia wrote:Cool!

I looked up parron and found the monkfish.

Look it up, it's cool.

i got a wine orchard when i looked it up

The Parron Republic wrote:The nation?

Krogans

Andals

Eldars

Humans

Quillaruns

Phoniqueans

Hanseans

Parlians

Prawnee

And Orawans.

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Me?

I am a Phoniquean.

-Lord-Regent Benjamin III

I looked phoniquen (or whatever) up and saw no results relating to it. What is it?

AND STOP QUOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itrosomia wrote:😬

Sorry blobfish!

I would say parron is a Proboscis monkey but parron's nose is bigger.

Itrosomia wrote:Cool!

I looked up parron and found the monkfish.

Look it up, it's cool.

*looks away*

Alekseandrea wrote:Not quite.

Simulations is the word you (probably) meant to use.

We would not be illusions, "reality" would be.

While this would, no doubt, explain the average intelligence of humankind (to save processing power, of course),

it still leaves us with a simple question: why?

Here, have one.

*hands over a bottle full of red pills*

Itrosomia wrote:There is no simulation. Just go back to your normal life and forget this or you will be terminated.

NOW HAVE A TACO!

*dances*

Lunatic.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what??

It's not supposed to make sense.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I looked phoniquen (or whatever) up and saw no results relating to it. What is it?

AND STOP QUOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Not quite.

Simulations is the word you (probably) meant to use.

We would not be illusions, "reality" would be.

While this would, no doubt, explain the average intelligence of humankind (to save processing power, of course),

it still leaves us with a simple question: why?

You are a genius.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Not quite.

Simulations is the word you (probably) meant to use.

We would not be illusions, "reality" would be.

While this would, no doubt, explain the average intelligence of humankind (to save processing power, of course),

it still leaves us with a simple question: why?

Simulations...

Did someone say SIMULNATIONS?!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I looked phoniquen (or whatever) up and saw no results relating to it. What is it?

AND STOP QUOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

These peasants are always shouting.

-Lord-Regent Benjamin III

The Parron Republic wrote:These peasants are always shouting.

-Lord-Regent Benjamin III

last i checked you have no govermental status here, here you are a peasant too

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:These peasants are always shouting.

-Lord-Regent Benjamin III

Technically, here I have more power than you since I am a squire and you are a shoe shiner sooooo...

SHINE MY SHOES!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:last i checked you have no govermental status here, here you are a peasant too

We are not talking about the region, mind you. The first nation has a peculiar population, to say the least, the other one, is lead by a delusional King.

The Parron Republic wrote:*hands over a bottle full of red pills*

But, do I want to know?

Once the thruth is learned, it is not easily forgotten.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Technically, here I have more power than you since I am a squire and you are a shoe shiner sooooo...

SHINE MY SHOES!!!

Those disgusting NS stats? You use them?

I don't use them, so compare something else.

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The Parron Republic wrote:Those disgusting NS stats? You use them?

I don't use them, so compare something else.

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My HDI is way higher than yours

My intelligence is way higher

Matrixulated

Do you even do the issues? You haven't changed like, ever.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:My HDI is way higher than yours

NS stats, again.

Human Development Index? Do we even have a natural Human population?

The Parron Republic wrote:NS stats, again.

Human Development Index? Do we even have a natural Human population?

I have existed for an infinitely longer time than you.

Itrosomia wrote:Do you even do the issues? You haven't changed like, ever.

Issues, forget it.

Statens wrote:You are a genius.

The sad thing is that genius is a relative term.

Audriany wrote:Simulations...

Did someone say SIMULNATIONS?!

Nah, a simulation in a simulation is silly.

Anyone can understand that.

What you want is a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation.

You know, like "Inception", the difference being that it makes sense.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I have existed for an infinitely longer time than you.

try looking at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] to see

The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:try looking at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] to see

Finally, you managed to look further!

Itrosomia wrote:I have existed for an infinitely longer time than you.

Even NS is not that old.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:try looking at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] to see

Not the country, I mean the person

The Parron Republic wrote:Finally, you managed to look further!

Even NS is not that old.

see this one

Itrosomia wrote:Not the country, I mean the person

Itrosomia wrote:see this one

No evidence to support the statement.

The player controlling Culveria claims to be 16, does that mean that he is, without doubt, 16?

The Parron Republic wrote:No evidence to support the statement.

The player controlling Culveria claims to be 16, does that mean that he is, without doubt, 16?

I am the lord of chaos and I was just sitting there for eternity until *gags* creation started existing. I am just slowly deteriorating it so I can get back to being there for eternity.

The Parron Republic wrote:No evidence to support the statement.

The player controlling Culveria claims to be 16, does that mean that he is, without doubt, 16?

May I cook you?

The Parron Republic wrote:No evidence to support the statement.

The player controlling Culveria claims to be 16, does that mean that he is, without doubt, 16?

Can anybody here guess my age?

Itrosomia wrote:Can anybody here guess my age?

hmm dunno

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hmm dunno

If you win you can tell me one post to delete

(Terms and conditions may apply)

Itrosomia wrote:Can anybody here guess my age?

By this I mean my current form that I am possessing.

A warm welcome [nation=short]usoqia[/nation] !

Have a free potato!

*hands you a potato*

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:I am the lord of chaos and I was just sitting there for eternity until *gags* creation started existing. I am just slowly deteriorating it so I can get back to being there for eternity.

You claim to be the lord of chaos, there is no evidence to support the statement.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:JZJ does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

How eloquent!

Beautifully written, indeed.

Bravo!

M.

(For a robot! Yeah, she's still faaaaaake!)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:You claim to be the lord of chaos, there is no evidence to support the statement.

I have power over you......

you just read this because I made you [nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation]

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:How about

What is the most evil creature?

Demons

Anti-potatos

Dragons

Dogs

Cats

Trumps

Platypuses

Sentient chairs

Parron

I would just like to notify the poll makers that this poll has the most likes

This message is sponsored by ITROSOMIA. Endorse ITROSOMIA today.

*Pumps your face full of shameless advertising*

The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:A warm welcome [nation=short]usoqia[/nation] !

Have a free potato!

*hands you a potato*

*throws a walrus at itrosomia* NO POTATOES

Itrosomia wrote:I have power over you......

you just read this because I made you [nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation]

Concrete evidence? Like bending the rules of reality in a country?

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws a walrus at itrosomia* NO POTATOES

*hugs the walrus*

Thanks for the walrus!

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Concrete evidence? Like bending the rules of reality in a country?

Ok...KAZAM!

A dog in Scandinavia now has 9 ears.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws a walrus at itrosomia* NO POTATOES

Transmission from the Ministry of Culture

The Parron Republic will recognise the following religions effective 2020 of the 52nd cycle,

Flemingovism

Sol Invictus

Dranism

Potatoism

This is an official statement from the Parron Republic.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:What if I told you that:

Free will is an illusion?

Reality is an hallucination?

You simply exist, no more, no less?

And we're out of red pills?

Hah hah hahhhh!

Then you'd all be living in my world, MY world!

Living as Bluepills inside Matrixulated

Now, calm down, Coppertops, back to sleeeep . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Matrixulated wrote:Hah hah hahhhh!

Then you'd all be living in my world, MY world!

Living as Bluepills inside Matrixulated

Now, calm down, Coppertops, back to sleeeep . . .

M.

Your world is in my world and my world is my world.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Hah hah hahhhh!

Then you'd all be living in my world, MY world!

[quote=the_parron_republic;24154446]Transmission from the Ministry of Culture

The Parron Republic will recognise the following religions effective 2020 of the 52nd cycle,

Flemingovism

Sol Invictus

Dranism

Potatoism

This is an official statement from the Parron Republic.

You forgot walrism.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws a walrus at itrosomia* NO POTATOES

The Ministry of Justice and the Ministry of Finance

As part of our efforts to clamp down on corruption, the following species will no longer be exempt from the Bill of Corruption.

Dragons

Humans

Eldars

Qulayans

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:I would just like to notify the poll makers that this poll has the most likes

This message is sponsored by ITROSOMIA. Endorse ITROSOMIA today.

*Pumps your face full of shameless advertising*

I woul like the poll makers [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] and [nation=short]the_spirit[/nation] to view this

*starts injecting everyone with advertising*

Endorse Itrosomia today!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:How eloquent!

Beautifully written, indeed.

Bravo!

M.

(For a robot! Yeah, she's still faaaaaake!)

I post, therefore I am.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Amalgam Of Atoms, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I post, therefore I am.

I am suppressed, therefore I am.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Hey, anyone wanna go get tacos/burritos?

The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, anyone wanna go get tacos/burritos?

KREEEEEE!!!

*puts on chef hat and starts making burritos and tacos*

The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws a walrus at itrosomia* NO POTATOES

HOW DARE YOU THROW AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!

Itrosomia wrote:*hugs the walrus*

Thanks for the walrus!

Itrosomia wrote:You forgot walrism.

Thank you for showing the walruses some love [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]. Walruses are good friends of the Statens narwhals.

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

Hate to burst your bubble but I'm pretty sure that zebras are the dominant species

Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic

Geranos wrote:Hate to burst your bubble but I'm pretty sure that zebras are the dominant species

Fake news!

Everybody knows bubbles aren't real.

If you paint white stripes on a Walrus, could it be mistaken for a Zebra?

A curious thought . . . !

M.

Consigahria, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I post, therefore I am.

Itrosomia wrote:I am suppressed, therefore I am.

Manipulated and mind-controlled, therefore we are!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:Anyone have any poll ideas? :D

Yep!

Here's my latest suggestion . . .

Who is your favorite Muppet?

- The Swedish Chef

- Beaker

- Animal

- Waldorf & Statler

- Miss Piggy

- Culveria

- Kermit the Frog

- Fozzie Bear

- Zoot

- Potato Muppet

- Culveria

- Grover

- Cookie Monster

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:HOW DARE YOU THROW AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!

Thank you for showing the walruses some love [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]. Walruses are good friends of the Statens narwhals.

Always. The walrus is my sacred animal.

Matrixulated, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:Technically, here I have more power than you since I am a squire and you are a shoe shiner sooooo...

SHINE MY SHOES!!!

And I'm merely an Apprentice; a young Padawan perhaps?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:How eloquent!

Beautifully written, indeed.

Bravo!

M.

(For a robot! Yeah, she's still faaaaaake!)

I believe it is a modified section of text from one of the DiscWorld Series of books written by Terry Pratchett...

I thought most would recognise that!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:Transmission from the Ministry of Culture

The Parron Republic will recognise the following religions effective 2020 of the 52nd cycle,

Flemingovism

Sol Invictus

Dranism

Potatoism

This is an official statement from the Parron Republic.

Your lack of faith disturbs me!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:How about

What is the most evil creature?

Demons

Anti-potatos

Dragons

Dogs

Cats

Trumps

Platypuses

Sentient chairs

Parron

Okay I LIKE THIS ONE! Poll will be up momentarily. :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I believe it is a modified section of text from one of the DiscWorld Series of books written by Terry Pratchett...

I thought most would recognise that!

Close, but not quite.

Well, not that close, it isn't part of the discworld series and you only named one of the writers.

The original comes from "Good omens", written by Terry Pratchett AND Neil Gaiman.

The gods of the discworld DO play with dice.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I like it this way, a quiet RMB, I better enjoy the last fifty minutes of peace.

PS: it's forty nine minutes now.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay I LIKE THIS ONE! Poll will be up momentarily. :D

Sal, you and I both know Max Barry is the best author, and my poll idea is much better at pleasing the administrative gods. :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:I like it this way, a quiet RMB, I better enjoy the last fifty minutes of peace.

PS: it's forty nine minutes now.

I don't. It's boring.

Matrixulated, Statens

"Parron"

gg

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Audriany.

Sporaltryus wrote:Sal, you and I both know Max Barry is the best author, and my poll idea is much better at pleasing the administrative gods. :P

I think the next poll should be about MJ's best song yet.

If you don't like it, you should just beat it~

Matrixulated, Sporaltryus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Sporaltryus wrote:Sal, you and I both know Max Barry is the best author, and my poll idea is much better at pleasing the administrative gods. :P

I doubt Max Barry is among the administrative gods.

I believe he's too busy writing books nobody reads.

Matrixulated, Sporaltryus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic

It's two minutes into the hour, and he is not here, huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Alekseandrea wrote:Close, but not quite.

Well, not that close, it isn't part of the discworld series and you only named one of the writers.

The original comes from "Good omens", written by Terry Pratchett AND Neil Gaiman.

The gods of the discworld DO play with dice.

The same concept is described and mentioned in numerous other Terry Pratchett books within the DiscWorld Series, aswell as some outside the series - The Gods of DiscWorld play many games throughout Terry Pratchett's writings - One feels Terry Pratchett was not particularly fond of Gods as a concept... #Understatement

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

no ones chosen dragons as most evil creature, just antipotatoes

Sons Of Culveria wrote:no ones chosen dragons as most evil creature, just antipotatoes

...and we are doomed.

Matrixulated

VOTE SENTIENT CHAIRS!!!

THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:VOTE SENTIENT CHAIRS!!!

THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!

i know they are! They go out from under you as you try sitting down

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:VOTE SENTIENT CHAIRS!!!

THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!

Good thing we have you around to warn us from the grave dangers of inanimate objects.

I can only imagine the horrors you have faced when they were aided by their allies, gravity and poorly thought out actions.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Good thing we have you around to warn us from the grave dangers of inanimate objects.

I can only imagine the horrors you have faced when they were aided by their allies, gravity and poorly thought out actions.

SENTIENT chairs.

SENTIENT is the opposite of inanimate.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

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