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Region: Spiritus
Post self-deleted by Munichsburg.
Buy your own $&@?^*% popcorn
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I SAID GET OUT OF MY DAMNED HOUSE
DAMMIT
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I'll take a Bud Light, some righteous bud for my buddy, and a light, Buddha, coz I can't see sh*t out here on OGG's lawn.
What's that you say?
The Owllfarm is in Grandpa's house??
Oh snap!
OGG's gonna perforate his narrow-ass so full of holes we could play golf on him for a month.
As soon as the show is over y'all . . .
GET OFF HIS LAWN !!!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
And then the commie ate a rock. He was so malnourished he thought it was a baked potato!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Asmovia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
I'm out.
*Jumps out the window through the reinforced wood used to fix the window last time*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
*SMACKS WITH SHOTGUN*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Coolest grandpa ever.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I suggest a catchphrase fir grandpa:
"I'm old, not obsolete."
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
*Throws POTATA at Grumpy commie Grandpa*
FOR POTATA, CHEAAARGGEE
POTATA rain from the sky above the Confederacy of the Grumpy Grandpa.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*bodyguards come out of the door*
How dare you assault an old man!
Take him out of here!
*they throw him through the steel reinforced window*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
*Pats you on the head* No need to be violent. Unless you're being violent to commies that is!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
No!Be violent to Capitalists!Fat Kid Un of North Korea was right!Vive la nuclear missile!
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
May those commies live in interesting times.
I'll define interesting:
"Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die."
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
That is not correct.
Apologies or go to Gulag.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
I'm sorry.
But, I can't help it that a good commie, is a commie far away.
Really far, far away, a long time ago.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
(Star Wars theme plays in the background)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
A good commie is a POTATAED commie.
*Throws POTATA
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Munichsburg
Soviets bathe in Absolut Vodka every day.
Latvians bathe in potatoes.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Throws POTATA at Audriany
Matrixulated, Audriany
Post self-deleted by Laughing Buddha.
Why would Soviets bathe in Absolut Vodka; which is made in Sweden, when they have Russian Standard Vodka (the State endorsed brand), or even Smirnoff Vodka (the most commonly used brand)???
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
*SMACKS WITH GRAMPS' STOLEN SHOTGUN*
I thought Absolut Vodka was made in Finland.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aotan
Gets a POTATA launcher.
For POTATA.
Audriany is pelted with POTATA.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Munichsburg
Dude,stop assaulting people or I'll call John Cena on you.
Matrixulated, Munichsburg, Aotan
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! (Theme song plays at a deafening volume)
Matrixulated, Aotan
( ε )
Please stop.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aotan
Now I hope emojis are not illegal.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aotan
I come back and the RMB exploded O_O
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, Aotan
KABLOOIE!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Aotan
Oh Hell yeah!....this guy is a communist alright.
Hey!
HEY!
HEY!!!
That commie rat stole Grumpy Grandpas shotgun??
That commie rat bastard must have broken into Grandpas home!
That commie rat assaulted a retired, defenceless, old man!
That commie rat committed a hate crime against an elderly, 'Murican, war-hero!
That commie rat could have Grandpa tied-up in his own cellar, wearing a gimp-suit and a ball-gag, right now....!!!
***dramatic pause***
"I'm feelin' Spudly!! Let's get him boys!!"
"Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Aotan
Post self-deleted by Aotan.
Then we'll need an upgrade
CHEAAARGEEE!!! AGAIN!!!
Fires POTATA from belt-fed POTATA launcher.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
Meanwhile Vivis are dumping boiling cauldrons of potato soup on everybody from planes in the sky
Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Aotan
*rolls out the potato cannons*
FIRE!!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Aotan
HEY KIDS HOW MANY POTATOES DOES IT TAKE TO KILL AN IRISH PERSON!?
Matrixulated, Munichsburg, Aotan
Whats up with all this potato?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Radical Rights Of The People, Munichsburg, Aotan
Potatoes are bloody amazing.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People, Aotan
Just one, but filled with a plague
The Salaxalans, Munichsburg, Aotan
Vivi catapults begin hurling giant quantities of mashed potaters at everybody. Planes fly by and dump gravy on everybody for good measure, to add insult to injury.
Laughing Buddha, Aotan
*Clap clap*
*Jumps through the reinforced platinum window*
I am capitalist!Look at me!I have an economy of the Gods!B-but I just like commies a little...YOU KNOW WHAT,%#$@ IT!COMMUNISM IS CRAP!THIS IS WHY THE REVOLUTION HAPPENED!FOR THE HORDE!
You know what,this conversation has gone on long enough.
I'll build a wall.
Evil people.
With random topics,that for sure!
Overall:
WE ARE HAVING A BLOODY POTATO CIVIL WAR!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Aotan
Well that escalated quickly.
If one extrapolates this behaviour spiritus will know a societal collapse in less than a month.
Good thing I have enough nuclear arms to turn the day into night.
The only thing that can stop me is a Bethesda game with a proper plot!
Look upon my work, you mighty and despair!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Aotan
None! The Irish are as needy of potatoes as we are.
Matrixulated, Audriany, Aotan
*Gets a POTATA tank
For POTATA!
*Rams into Audriany J Trump's wall and uses the POTATA tank to fire rocket-propelled POTATA at Audriany.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
You do realize I have nukes,right?
(I ACTUALLY DON'T LOL)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello, I'm new around here
Matrixulated, Audriany
Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.
Welcome back.
Just welcome,I guess
Matrixulated
Thanks (:
Audriany
Thanks
Audriany
You're welcome :)
You are welcome
No, none!
*Throws POTATA at nukes, causing them to fly of course, thus landing into the sea...
POTATA!!!
*Hits Audriany on the head with more POTATA
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
Still on about the potatoes then, are we?
Matrixulated
Why would we not be?
Matrixulated
I don't know. For fear of being brainwashed by friendly potatoes/evil alien overlords perhaps? (:
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*gnaws on a raw potato* I haven't the foggiest what you're talking about.
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
Oh... never mind
*tries to grab potato*
Matrixulated
Heretic!!!
*Throws POTATA at Cytres
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
What on earth is a Potata? Some form of mutated potato?
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
*dodges*
Hi :D If you are new, I highly suggest that you join our forums at Spiritus.wtf and apply for citizenship! It is simple and easy :D Also, I suggest joining our irc chat at #Spiritus. (If you have no idea what this is, there is a link on the forums that will help you)! I hope this helps!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*gnaws on your dismembered hand*
Munichsburg
Thanks.
Blitze
*snatches hand with other hand, and examines the gnaw marks.*
*grabs some hydrogen peroxide and starts disinfecting the hand*
Munichsburg
I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS %@!#!I AM FLYING TO MARS!WHO WANTS TO COME TO ESTABLISH A COMM-I mean...CAPITALIST EMPIRE TO DESTROY THE WORLD?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Thows more POTATA
Matrixulated
Will there be potatoes on Mars?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Vivis launch potato grenades with the help of slings
Nope, Sweden - See here:-
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolut_Vodka
If there are, somebody (probably of Russian descent) will make Vodka...
Matrixulated
I didn't know you could make Vodka from potatoes...
Matrixulated
Yes, most commonly used in making homemade Vodka.
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
If you ever want to feel like your insides are being liquidated, potato vodka will sort that for you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
You know what, I think I'll pass...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
Ah, someone speaks from experience!
Matrixulated
Raw potatoes are poisonous.
Have a nice death.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Make Potato Salad Not War
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Wait a second, aren't potatoes in potato salad raw, and therefore poisonous.
Matrixulated
I turn my back for a short weekend break and . . . what the f*ck happened in here???
We're at war now?
With each other?
Stop!
Stop the crazy train! I want to get off!
*see, this is what happens when an evil alien overlord brainwashes you . . .*
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Evil alien overlord/friendly potato. And you're right, this is the crazy train. But getting off won't get you anywhere. Literally
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
By the way, since when is the endorsement cap 45? It used to be 60, right? Or am I going as crazy as a deep fried potato crisp?
Matrixulated
Nope, they're boiled.
It's the boiling that makes them non-poisonous.
Your salad is a lie!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hi folks! Just your friendly neighborhood commie stopping by to say hi~
Matrixulated, Audriany
Did Salaxalans lose endorsements?
What have I done?
I forced him to terminate the stupid idiots of the The People's Front of Spiritus.
I should have sacrificed Spiritus People's Front instead. I like those "splitters" even less.
The Spiritus Popular People's Front is the only proper rebellion here! (Join me in my glorious struggle!)
Don't even start about those schmucks from the Campaign for a Free Spiritus. They can't even agree about their name.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
???
Campaign for a Free Spiritus? The Spiritus Popular People's Front? The People's Front of Spiritus? What's this about?
Matrixulated, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Finally!A communist frie-I MEAN DIE YOU COMMUPISSTS!
Matrixulated
So if you want a quick summary,this guy threw a potata thing at me,I smacked him with Gramps' Sho-I mean,MY shotgun,he still fought with me,I wanted to build a wall between me and him,then he rammed into my GREAT DONALD TRU-I mean ordinary wall,WITH A TANK,and now I am about to launch my (imaginary) nukes on him.
Meanwhile,people are throwing boiling potatoes from planes,poisoning potatoes are common,and I am a Commun-I mean a great Capitalist!For the US of A!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
(The life of Brian references. Substitute Spiritus with Judea :). You'll see. It supposed to convey an impression of some completely useless resistance groups who hate each other. Not my best reference, I must admit.)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
....and we're at war. Yes, the tubers are rising in revolt against the oppression of an evil alien overlord who crashed a spaceship here and....oooh I feel woozy....gah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Ah... I see... (Actually, I don't, but that is entirely unimportant (: )
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
nevermind mine ur own bussines commie little boy byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Jumps out the gold-reinforced window*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Wonders why on earth a window would be reinforced by gold*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
I RAN OUT OF MATERIALS!DON'T JUDGE ME,MAKE ONE YOURSELF,GAWD DANGIT!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
*buys window and reinforces it with potato peels*
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Audriany
*Jumps through it*
I AM NOT ENTERTAINED,I WANT ANOTHER MATERIAL!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Okay, okay...
*buys another winow and reinforces it with squashed tomatoes*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
*Orders a truckload of windows in case Audriany wants more.*
Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
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