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Region: Spiritus
I agree, that would be fun! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Millidari Democratic Council
You don't need a medic for diarrhea...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council
Nice Culveria easter egg you added there, M.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council
Yes, those horrible advisers...
Dumping oil reserves that could be used to fuel the industry is just plain wrong.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
* toothy grin! *
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
An understatement, you do not know what it can do to a...a...
Matrixulated
I have no particular comments on the posts.
I just think that he comment about raining potatoes is co—AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
*gets crushed by a giant potato the size of a neutron star*
Matrixulated, Flying Spudghetti Monster
*calls the hive to feast on the enormous potato*
KREEEEEE!!!
Matrixulated, Flying Spudghetti Monster
Thank you!
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
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Anyone have a fun crazy wonderful poll idea? I'm trying to get ahead this time.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
WHAT.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
Do ya like jazz?
Matrixulated, Statens
When I hear jazz, it's like I see trees of green and red roses, too.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
I come back from this weekend to [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] needing a doctor and [nation=short]Roxbourg[/nation] quoting the amazing and wonderful Bee Movie. This is why I love Spiritus 😂
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
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The Prince's Treason
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In an effort to negotiate for his life, Prince Dylan CX I has stabbed the Queen of Parrona, well loved by the people, her death will shatter any morale left in the defending forces on Parron, and the capitulation of the Parron Republic will follow.
It is hotly debated whether her last words were "Et tu, CX","Let them eat cake!", "Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die.", "Murder!" or "To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.".
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hi everyone! I'm new here :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
According to rumors, her last words were, "you are willing to kill your aunt, for your own gain? You selfish, ungra..."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"When clean air to breath is something one has to be a radical thinker to fight for, your nation has already gone to the dogs"- Vivan proverb of the tribal elders
Well, I can't help feeling that those last words are a waste of potential.
No cryptic remark, no ominous cursing the killer, no references and it's completely unmemorable.
What happened to the days when royalty could monologue 10 minutes before actually dying?
It must be caused by all the inbreeding.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Rumors...rumors...enemy propaganda...Culveria... Culveria... Culveria... Culvrejsjdnd... Nfnrhhcbdndhcbddbcc... Hdbdbdbbxbdbdhfhdbfbfn... We are the blorg, hugs are mandatory... Jdjdjdndjdhdhdhfhdhdhxhdhdhdhcbxjfjxjchdhxjd... I...love...you...hfhehdhhshdhdhdb...spam...spam...spam! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
A warm welcome to spiritus!
Here!
Have your complementary potato!
*Hands you a potato the size of a garage*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Flying Spudghetti Monster
Hmmmmm...
How about
"What is the best mode of transport"
Teleportation
Flying pirate ships
Potato car
Cannon
Bending reality so that the location comes to you
Farting
Flying tomato saucer
Etc if you have any other ideas.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Audriany, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Flying Spudghetti Monster
Jump Drives!
If you know how to properly seal the rift after "the jump", you will be completely fine, if not...forget I said that, alright?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Krrrrrr
(Flying and ripping through the dimensions with acid)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hmmmm...
*tears the fabric of the universe*
I seem to have forgotten how to fix this.
Hmmm....
*shoves parron into the rift*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Flying Spudghetti Monster
*gasps* Godmodding...Cul...Cu...veria...gah!
Statens
Culveria isn't even here.
*repeatedly pokes parron in the face until he falls in.*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
now im here
Hello!
hi
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
You know, there are two types of jackets. Ones that are reversible, and ones that are reversible but they look really stupid and they are really hard to zip up.
There are three types of people. People who can count and people who can't.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
oh dear goodness that pun
What? It's not a joke.
it isnt?
I don't see what is wrong with it.
alright
Seven hells! He's...her...her...here! Sjndhdhbzbdbdbdbxbdbxbxb Iron Throne djdbddbdbd d Xbox dcbcbddbcbdbbsbsbxbdbfbdndndndnfjcjcjfejd dhdbdbdbdbdhffnfjdjrnfncjd Blorg! Hugs are mandatory! Hdbdbdbdbxbchfjsodjfjwndjdkwkdndkcksjxjfjcjfdks the Emperor protects! Djxbfbxnzncjcjdnsnxbxdbdhxhdshhskaksksksskx Sigmar! Bdbdndnxncjdjssuxjssjscjssjxdnsnxcjdndcjfncj Prussian Space Marines! Dgdhsbajxnsbsjdjsjdjdjsnsjxjfjwwkdkdkedkfkejdfjjrjedjjdensjdjej jxhxhdhshdhdhshdhdh Winterfell! Djdbxbsnsxnsnsbxbsnsbcndnsdbxb Hey Culveria, your mother's a hamster and your father reeks of elderberry! Pffffffffffffffffffft.hdbsbddbxbsbsbshhxsbsbxbsnsnxnsnsnxnsnansnbbdchdhdhcjfnebfbdhhwnwsnjdjd
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
Just gonna put this away *takes post and puts into post storage*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Shut up parron, you'll never be the man your mother is.
I know I already used that but it still works.
Hypervracs malfunctioning...
DMR05 on overdrive...
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......
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Do I need to stuff you in a rift again?
Am I role-playing?
Short answer, no.
Mrglglglgland
Waaaaat?
Mrglglglglglglglglglglglglgllglglglglgglgllglglglglglgl.
Mrglglglgland
wait... is [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] your puppet???
I don't think so but it could be since I don't see him post that often.
Nah, to think that I will actually come up with that name!
The person controlling Mrglglglgland is really creative.
Mrglglglgland
what?
Hey, who is online now?
KREEEEEE!!!
i am
what do you guys think of my new primary banner?
Nice
you know what it is right?
hi
Matrixulated
A blender class dragon.
Are you new?
no, the banner not the flag, my banner is a savage deviljho
hello
*starts eating his toes to test his strength*
KREEEEEE!!!
oy! thats impolite, you eat there fingers to test there strength
*starts eating Alan can's fingers*
*finishes off Alan can's fingers*
*starts eating Alan Can's arms*
dear goodness he may be consumed soon
noooooo
*Kicks Xenoblood in the face
alright hes responding stop xenobloods
*finishes off Alan can's arms*
*starts eating Alan can's feet*
its not a single creature, its millions, and dont provoke them
*Spits acid at Alan cans foot*
*stops eating Alan can leaving him with no arms and hideously disfigured*
KREEEEEE!!!
Klick krrr
(Way more than that. Like that to the power of 2937)
alrightie fixing you is going to be painful *dragon symbiotes come from the ground attaching to him where its needed replacing his arms and whatever was eaten with draconic features*
*adds a potato because potatoes make everything better*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Flying Spudghetti Monster
*smashes potato* NO
Hey, do you think this new flag is better than my old one?
Any opinions?
Please reply as soon as you see this.
Your feedback is important.
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Ummmmmm...
Anyone else notice that [nation=short]KREEEEEEEE[/nation]
Just moved here?
Are you Xenoblood's puppet?
Or are you someone knocking Xenoblood?
Im alan can
So this is a revenge nation then.
KREEEEEE
*calls the swarm to obliterate Alan can*
is that a friggin fire breathing walrus?!?!
Is the Tspamnami over?
Is it safe to come back to the RMB?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
It's never safe D:
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Well, I'm leaving work now and I hope the carnage has abated for today.
I said, "abated" Master Walrus, look it up!
Thanks for the grim tip, Tim.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Greetings?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Hi! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I too like greeting others!
Hello!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
So how do I join the roleplaying?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Hurrah hurrah!
The Spammers are gone!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
What roleplaying?
Just post something of dubious quality to, you know, start posting.
The Parron Republic
It doesn't need to be genuine, or of intellectual value either.
It can be totally crap. Or faaaaake!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Role-playing? Oh, you meant that sorry excuse of a conversation, accompanied by horrible English and Spam...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
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