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Region: Spiritus
Yeah, we could...
No nation could survive such an attack, and ofcourse we could draw out and extend the period of pain and suffering indefinitely; allowing the destruction of that nation to occur at the moment of our choosing...The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I don't kill people or nations simply because of stupidity or lack of brains, infact quite the opposite! - A nation has to have some level of intelligence and brains to attract our attention - Afterall, my hordes have to eat, I however do not eat...
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*nods* true. who doesnt wish to be destroyed completely and utterly?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
true
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Mmmmmm bRrAaAi¡i¡iNnNzzzzz...
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
hmmmmmmm we should make a new creation
This sounds wrong.
Even in context.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*puncches @Aleksandrea* what the *bleep* WHY THE FUDGE WOULD YOU TAKE THAT WRONG OH GOODNESS I SEE IT NOW *BLEEP* *hits head on wall* darn you @Aleksandrea why??? i meant that me and jzj should make zombie dragons. a fusion of our creations
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
The hoovie is the smartest of all the mercs though. He just seems stupid because he can't speak English well.
Mrglglglgland, Faulknation
then can we kill him?
If you want to pay his life insurance. The heavy is super rich and has the best life insurance. If you kill him you will have to pay 10 million or more.
Faulknation
darn
i could but.... its my money so no
It probably wouldn't be so bad for a leader of a country worth 24.5 trillion dollars, but inconveniences are annoying.
yeah. so ill just get my friend Reaper to kill him
That might work. Unless the Oberwatch Foundation is weaker than Red Corp.
Faulknation
i dont know. theyre both extremely powerful.
or maybe ill just give him... a bad time *my left eye starts to glow a light blue*
He might just heal himself with a sandvich.
and ill eat all the sandviches!
You can make him into a sandvich factory.
THE COMMIES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Faulknation
Dern commies with their sandviches.
ill eat all the bread and burn all the bread ingredients. then theres no sandviches
Faulknation
For some stupid reason.
Faulknation
For some stupid reason.
What about potato bread, or even pumpkin bread, or monkey bread? Will you eat all the monkies in the world?
You all little forgot how it is to be on the battlefield fightin' like a gentleman,on the horses,in the tanks,flying in the air,higher and higher!
How about I take all your nukes away,eh?
That is the reason why we would nuke you.
I do remember that, but alas those days are gone. Now war is filled with WMDs and drones. BACK WITH TRIAL BY DUEL!
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
How about I make my soldiers invincible.
You all die.
End of story.
no ill just get rid of all other ingredients that are required
then ill put them in the void. nothing but a god can survive the void.
i use dragons and mythical forbidden weapons
What about wheat and barley?! I need ma' alcohol man!
I'd have to disagree, jester dragon. For you see, I am a Bard aligned with the aspect of Void. I am one with it.
well actually making them invincible would make your army the weakest cause they cant touch anything if theyre invincible
Faulknation
im not a jester. *smashes potato*
*looks at smashed potato* Darn! Just when it was starting to calm down a little bit...
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Are you sure of this, chartalan harlequin?
i am the god Draconos! I AM NO JESTER!!! I AM A CREATOR AND A DESTROYER!!! I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you mean invisible?
There he goes again, the big ol' boondoggler.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
no i dont.
a what did you call me?
I called you a big ol' boondoggler. Did those exclamatin points drain your intelligence points? Perhaps invest a few more in charisma when you reroll your character again.
Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
This place? Calm?
Never.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
you blithering amphibian!!! *kicks Mrglglglgland in the face*
So you choose to engage in a foray of words, you dawdling dullard? You may wish to quiet down, before you wallow in your own wasteful web of words whilst I win our war.
Why wouldn't they be able to touch things?
https://youtu.be/dhRUe-gz690?t=3m50s
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
your race is the one of the weakest. silence yourself before the entity of dragons.
in this book when someone wished to be invincible he was unseeable, untouchable, unable to move, couldnt do anything, so yeah thats why i think. i dunno'
I've never heard of invincible people being invisible also! That's just kind of mean. Who would ever want to become invincible but cannot be seen or move and have to watch as the world moves around them?
any war ill win myself. if i need help ill ask
So you say. And yet the dragons are nigh-extinct in how many universes (this one included) and yet we mighty murlocs still survive and, in fact, prosper?
Murlocs are weak but prosperous. Your kind can be nearly wiped out, but still come back and survive.
Mrglglglgland
because humans dislike us and we reproduce slowly. you reproduce thousands at a time. and mature quickly. dragons take ages to reach breeding age. thats why i keep having to make more that arent entirely natural. but still im unsuccessful in helping my children prosper *looks down*
thats why in the universes that dragons are many humans do not exist. humans are why
HUMANS FOR THE WIN! BEING SUPER WEAK YET TAKING DOWN DRAGONS AND SOMETIMES GODS!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
*steps on cordell*
There's also the part about how dragons have an insatiable lust for gold and jewels, causing them to destroy eachother for a few more rubies.
DRAGONS DONT DESTROY EACH OTHER FOR RICHES!!! they destroy lesser races for riches
Potatogion
*turns into dragon as to not die*
DRAGONS FOR THE WIN!
Faulknation
but sometimes they dont even care for riches
Isn't it the nature of dragons to dominate for riches and power? Dragons care little for people's lives, but care loads for riches and power.
The Salaxalans
there are many different kinds of dragons. as there are many kinds of humans. does a human care if it steps on an ant?
I wouldn't know, I am a potato. I bet all humans care if they stepped on an ant.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
no. they dont
I bet they would.
I know I would. Poor ant, it didn't do anything wrong.
I know that we murlocs avoid stepping on ants. Last time that we did, some of the qiraji and nerubians came and stomped on us. Not too fun.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Told you [nation=short]culveria[/nation]! I win, give me money.
some would, as well as some dragons care for humans but most dont, the same as most dragons dont care for humans lives
Maybe us "lesser" life forms care for "even lesser life", because we understand how it feels to have our homes, businesses, families, and lives destroyed by a giant beast.
Potatoes used to be these "lesser" life forms. Until I led them into space!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation
dragons and humans dont always get along lets just leave it at that
yet you destroy million of acres of animal habitat daily
Not me. I preserve the environment.
my country does too but there are a lot of humans that do
CAN WE TONE IT DOWN ON THE POST VOLUME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Ah, but how will we have terrible RP?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
just because you said for the love of potato, i say no
Faulknation
oh and [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation]
shut up
I NEED MY TERRIBLE ROLE PLAY!
DONT TELL HIM ITS TERRIBLE YOU FOOL!!
NEVER!
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
*knocks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] upside the head* SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] sprawled on the floor knocked out, sighs* Well...better clean this up. *drags [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] away to be cared for*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.
Oh yeah!
Watch him have a tantrum now.
M. will be laughing his tittys off!
Mrglglglgland
Is the 'Dragoonie God' deaf?
I think he's definitely dumb.
Could he be BLIND as well???
Mrglglglgland
I need waffles
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
Yeah, no, um... that still sounds weird!
*wakes up*what happened, oh no hide the knowledge! JZJ is out to get us!
On second thoughts, "terraform" Audriany first.
D a n i s h i m p e r i a l i s m
faen ikke danskane.
Hello, [nation=The Salaxalans]. I am from [region=Fire Moon]. Our founder told me to tell you to accept the embassy request. Thank you.
The Salaxalans
Apparently I'm the most corrupt in Spiritus
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
Did Fire Moon apply here first? http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/3187657/
PROBABLY.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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