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Region: Spiritus
CORPORATIONS ARE SOUL-SUCKING BASTARDS WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia
Ahhh...we call that the "Quiescent Abomination Contingency" or 'QAC'.
You can pronounce that any way, it works, but good luck to you! 🤗
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Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia
No I dont think so. Turn that frown upside down Mr. Grumpy Grandpa! (and also buy Ltin Corporation products)
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A poll! A pox! A dreadful denouement, the end of an era hardly begun! A final chant of the chorus, the final soft strains of a singer past her prime, the lights going down on Auphelia, Tyrant of TSP.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=161409
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Have to ping me when you announce you are running! :P But assuming you do so, welcome to the race.
Welcome to the race! :D
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I'll stay in the potato race just just to keep it competitive.
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If you endorse my free land I will endorse you back within 48 hours!! We here at Simultopia value the collective and therefor recognize the power of individuals as a whole coming together under one main cause! Endorsement for endorsement!
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NO. GET OFF MY LAWN.
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I WILL SUE YOU AND MAKE IT MY LAWN! MWAHAHA
Um
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[List]*** 🚨 Consumer Alert 🚨 ***
[/list]
Toy poodles are nice, but I'm not a dog person.
But I wanted a small pet I could carry with me.
I like cats, so I bought from Ltin Corporation and now I want my money back! 😠
The thing won't eat, it won't play, and it won't go to sleep!
I pet it and it just hums constantly.
It's defective!
[List]⚠️ Warning! ⚠️[/list]
Do not buy the [nation=noflag]Ltin Corporation[/nation] pocket pussy.
It's a rip-off! 😡
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Welcome to the race!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Potato Dog
I believe you may have encountered a scam. We sell no such product.
eyes Matrixulated
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After everything considered, I think it's high time I left Spiritus...especially after I made an ass of myself in front of God and everyone. Thank you guys for being my brothers and sisters for so long!
*eyes Matrixulated* <.<;
Well, goodbye!
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Bye bye
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😳 What?
🧐 What now? WTF?!?!? 😡
What the Hell is going on here? 😵
M.
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Bwah hah hahh! 🤣🤣🤣
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You'll be missed. Say hi sometime :)
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It's here!!! The second edition of the Monthly Tabloid has been released. Have fun in reading it and don't forget to upvote it.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1402199
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No smoke without fire.
Just saying. 🤭
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Smoke time? 🚬🌿💨
Yeah...one love. ✌️❤️
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Me loves you!
Yeah, uh-huh.
Siggy, me loves you so
Me wants you to know
Dat me going to miss your loves
Dat minute you walks out dat door
So please don't go
Don't goooooooo
Don't go away!
Please don't go
Don't goooooooo
Meez begging yous to stay!
(Cookie break...🍪🍪🍪...om nomnomnom)
If you leaves
At least in dis lifetime
Me had one dream come true
Meez was blessed to be loved
By someone as wonderful as yous
So please don't go
Don't gooooooo
Don't go aways
Please don't go!
Don't gooooooo
Me beggings you to stay
Hey, hey, hey
Yeah, uh-huh
Siggy, me loving you so
Me wants you to knows
Dat me going to miss your love
Dat minutes you walks out dat door
So please don't go! 😭
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That song will never be same again. 🤣
Huzzah!
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Greetings Spiritus!
It's that time of the month again where we at the European Union would like to thank you all for the great contributions that Spiritus has made to the NS community through your outreach and through your region's defending work. It's very much appreciated!
July has been a very busy month for the EU. In this past month alone, we've had 11 proposals/emergency meetings in the European Council, a near nuclear war, one country nearly fall into a civil war, an unprecedented meeting of European leaders from 16 different states, and even a bit of spicy romance. Catch up with this past month's events:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1413930
August is looking to be a very hot month for many of us up in the Northern Hemisphere, so be sure to wear a lot of sunscreen when gong outside and keep yourself hydrated. Hope you all have an amazing month ahead!
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia
Following new legislation in Haremm, King Makoto's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
Ah yes, it's time to be the British again.
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, Dom Tunkall Gru
I was going to send a gift, but it seems Ltin Corporation has pulled a bunch of products off their website. A "Quality Control" issue, or something? 🤔
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Thank you for the update! :D
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I FORGOT TO START THE FRY ELECTION AAAAAHHHHHH
Incoming election, please hold
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Hey everyone, we're in this newsletter! :P India shall be joining our glorious alliance for N-Day this year. Thanks for the update Indusse!
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aaaaaaand we're voting! FRY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG, LET'S GO!
Our candidates are:
1. Haremm
2. Potato Dog
Best of luck to both contestants! :D
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Oh darn it, I allowed some Nazis to hold a rally in nation because I wanted my civil rights to go up with the backing of total free speech, but now political freedoms is no longer outlawed. Those rascally Nazis, I thought they just wanted to talk about their ideology not actively try to get it adopted by the state.
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Where is official map of region?
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On the Discord, my fellow spud
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia
Ah, democracy!
So uhm, you may vote for or not, just vote, ok.
Elections are always important, no matter how insignificant they may be.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia, Potato Dog
Post self-deleted by Scy Samian.
Is ELECTION day?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia
Appears through a portal.
Matrixulated old buddy!
Look! There's (Agent) Smiths ALL over the shop!
🇧🇪De Smet
🇱🇺Schmitt
🇳🇱Smit, Smits, Smid, de Smit, Smet, and Smith
🇩🇪Schmidt, Schmitt, Schmitz, and Schmid
🇫🇷Lefebvre, Lefèvre, Lefébure, and Fabre
🇮🇹Ferrari, Ferri, Ferretti, Ferrucci, and Fabbri
🇵🇹Ferreira
🇪🇦Herrero, Herrera, and Ferrer
🇫🇮Seppä, Seppälä and Seppänen
🇪🇪Sepp
🇱🇻Kalējs
🇱🇹Kavaliauskas
🇵🇱Kowalski
🇧🇾Kavalyov
🇷🇺Kuznetsov, and Koval (Коваль)
🇺🇦Koval (Коваль)
🇸🇮Kovačič
🇭🇷Kovačevič
🇭🇺Kovács
🇸🇰Kováč
🇦🇱Nalbani
🏴🇮🇪McGowan
https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/most-popular-last-name-europe?rebelltitem=9#rebelltitem9
Returns through portal.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Scy Samian
This is a close race for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!
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Indeed. I feel more people should be voting for Haremm. They've been around a bit. Who's even heard of that Potato Dog character?
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia
I feel like having "Potato" in your name is quite the advantage, my friend.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Potato Dog
Good Lord JayZeeJay! 😬
Who left that Portal open? 🗣️
💥 * slam! * 💥
M.
Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Not so much as having loyal friends who appreciate long and dedicated service to the Potato State, methinks...🤗
M.
Legendus, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Okay
deep breaths
I can do this
After the tremendous success of Platypyre last year, which almost everyone enjoyed greatly, we'll be holding Platypyre 2.0 very soon! Thanks to the efforts of Feirmont and the culture department, my carefully reconstructed ego will finally be laid to a fiery rest. Beginning August 8th and running for 5 days, take out all of your pent-up apathy about the government's performance on me!
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Kasadea
PLATYPYRE 2.0 GET YOUR (free) TICKETS!
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Groovy, man! 😊
✌️❤️
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
Uhhhh...dat Lard Jedied Zombie Jeebus is scary dude.
An him smell bad. Stale, like three day old cookie left in da dark wit no love.
Ewwww.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
can we have a world war ?
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
:/
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Haremm is the better choice.
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Actually I prefer Pepsi, Burger King (burgers only!) Wrangler jeans, and I don't always drink beer but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. 🤗
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Potato Dog
Steps through another portal.
Ki ki ki ki ma ma ma ma
Draws an octogram on the floor, before fading into the shadows.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, The Grimm Reaper
Tosses a firecracker through the portal.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
Rattles some chains.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
Laughs raucously.
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Points at the octogram.
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Appears inside the octogram.
[sub]AH YES! HIS LORDSHIP; THE JEDI-ZOMBI JEZUS HAS VASTLY GROWN HIS HORDES, LEGIONS, AND SUPERNATURAL ALLIES WITHIN THE REALMS OF NATIONSTATES.[/sub]
[sub]Grins toothily, but unnaturally so.[/sub]
[sub]I WAS TOLD TO MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT GARLIC BUTTER?!...[/sub]
[sub]Disappears.[/sub]
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HO!... HO!... HO!
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SCREAMS
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
WHAT IS GOING ON
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Pretty certain you could answer that question yourself, sir.
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Looks up from his newspaper, over a pair of half-moon glasses...
It only gets weirder from here.
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Where is Alekseandrea and her unworldly powers when we need them? 😟
Spiritus is being overrun with undead incursions and we are in danger! 😬
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Wait, you mean Spiritus hasn't been overrun by undead incursions?!
I mean, our region is literally called SPIRITus, what else did you expect other than actual spirits?
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What is this? Collectivism? In my Spiritus?
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Hands you a banana🍌daiquiri served in a coconut🥥*
*Provided by fair-trade collectivist farmers.
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What's wrong with the daiquiri? I see through your cunning plan. You're a couple of billion years too early to outsmart me!
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😬
Nuh-nuh-nuh...NOOOooooooooo! 😱🏃♂️😱
M.
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[sub]WELL, BACK TO MY DUTIES! (WHICH ARE PARTICULARLY HEAVY RIGHT NOW).[/sub]
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LET THE BURNING COMMENCE!!!!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1416854
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Kasadea
🚑🏥🚑 EMS notified and inbound!
MxR
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Ooooh! S'mores? 🤩
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Can I offer you some roasted potatoes in this tiring time?
The Salaxalans, Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire
Our potatoes are better! They go well with platypus too!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire
Gah! What to do...what to do? 😱
Vote for the Potato 🥔 Dog? Uh, yah! Duh! 🤤
But loyalty to Spiritus and a venerable elder statesman such as Haremm must take precedence! Indeed! 😤
Fortunately I am Studly and therefore created a cunning solution straight from my much vaunted Department of Skullduggery! 😌
Huzzah!
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Keep Calm...I voted for Potato Dog! Woof! 😁
🥔 Huzzah! 🥔
Legendus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Potato Dog
🥔 Huzzah! 🥔
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Platypyre is happening now on the forums! For those unfamiliar, that's when you, the fine citizens of Spiritus, get to roast the current Chief Executive (yours truly) with the most soul-crushing burns you can concoct! I highly recommend everyone take this opportunity, because any other time it would get you kicked out for treason 😁
(okay, okay, the courts would stop me. I miss the good old days...)
Anyways, here's a link: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/467/platypyre-2-020
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Why go to the forums when the RMB works just as well?
Your mother is so rotund, she occasionally finds it difficult to stand up from a recumbent position!
Your mother has such an unappealing configuration of facial features that reflective surfaces suffer physical damage rather than mirror her image!
Your mother is of such an advanced age that she must have been quite familiar with and potentially even a general acquaintance of various historical figures from times in the past to a degree that would imply she is older than is assumed to be humanly possible!
I do hope these insults have sufficed.
Have a lovely day, and down with the government.
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Wow, that's pretty harsh
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All the better to claim victory over your buzz, my dear.
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BURN THE DUCK BEAVER MONSTROSITY!!!
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And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!
That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.
And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!
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GET OFF MY LAWN.
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It's been an honor, Spiritus. While I was rooting for Potato Dog, I know Haremm will do just as well of a job for the next two months. Congratulations on a well-earned victory!
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The Quiescent Platypus may not be the best looking creature out there... but at least... um... you know..... at least he......
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But then we cannot turn its pelt into a lovely little fur collar!
My panda coat could use a bit of flair.
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It's...it's Cruella de[nation=noflag]Auphelia[/nation]! 🤭
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I live for spuds, I worship spuds. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?
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🙅🤷♀️🥔🤔🤗🙋💃
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Thank you! Thank you all!
As the Second Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, the first thing I would do is to hand out uncooked fries to all!
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Starch that! Uh, I mean scratch that. I have a figure to maintain. 😁
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I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣
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A second picture is up for you to caption and BURN THE PLATYPUS
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1416854
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Wow. Pssh. I was worried about the past year's worth of therapy getting wiped out, but everyone has been super nice and polite and non-insulting during this edition of Platypyre. So, from the bottom of my heart, to all you wonderful Spiritans and Spiritusianites:
That all you got?
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Was that a burn, Son? That sure does read like a burn.
Yep, I think that was a burn. 🤔
I'm throwing you under the bus woodchipper that is [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation]!
Scream for your Momma, boy! 🤗
M.
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Well done, well done indeed, sir! 👏golf clap👏
*doffs cap*
M.
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So does each successive fry at the bottom of the bag just lie on top of the last one? How many till the fry at the bottom of the bag becomes the fry at the tippy top? Does each fry at the bottom of the bag get their own bag? Does that technically mean that each fry at the bottom of the bag is always that fry at the bottom of the bag?
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They stack from the bottom, which means that the current one is below the previous, and the next will be below this one...
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Nah lets give them their own bags. Once a lone fry, always a lone fry. Maybe they can start their own club or something. Order of the lonely fry, society of the soggy bottom fry or the deep ones.
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