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Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:Right, I'm off! It's already Christmas in Australia - Better dash!!

Hey Santa, I grew-up in New Zealand!

We all thought it was the arse-end of the world back then in the '80's.

The world always forgot about us Kiwis.

We never made worthy 'World News' and especially on weather forecasts, weather maps, (and bizarrely) world maps, we were just too far off Australia to be included, or worse, relevant!

We couldn't wait to get old enough and get out to travel the world!

But that was before Globalization.

And that was before the Internet.

And that was before the magnificent Lord of the Rings movies!

Yeah, muthaf*cking World . . .

All of that beautiful Shire, the Forests, those Mountains, Rohan & Gondor . . .

ALL the splendor of Middle Earth is all in New Zealand!

Yeah, that's right, muthaf*cking World!

Miss us on a map now will ya?

* ahem! *

Sorry, I digress . . .

So, [nation=short]jolly old st nicholas[/nation] . . .please don't forget to visit New Zealand!

Cheers, mate!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Matrixulated wrote:Hey Santa, I grew-up in New Zealand!

We all thought it was the arse-end of the world back then in the '80's.

The world always forgot about us Kiwis.

…Australia to be included…please don't forget to visit New Zealand!

Cheers, mate!

M.

Isn't New Zealand basically in Australia?

*prepairs for the fury of a thousand small fruit-shaped flightless birds*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Russinadia wrote:Isn't New Zealand basically in Australia?

*prepairs for the fury of a thousand small fruit-shaped flightless birds*

Singapore is not Malaysia!

Finland isn't Russia, yet.

Luxembourg exists!

*looks around*

Oh no.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Singapore is not Malaysia!

Finland isn't Russia, yet.

Luxembourg exists!

*looks around*

Oh no.

1)not anymore

2)not yet

3)they don't know how to name a capital city, along with:any country that does [insert country name] city. i.e.)Luxembourg city

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:....So, [nation=short]jolly old st nicholas[/nation] . . .please don't forget to visit New Zealand!

Cheers, mate!

M.

Triggered? W T F ??

Who did that?

[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] was that you?

A lump of coal in your saucey French stocking!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Russinadia wrote:Isn't New Zealand basically in Australia?

*prepairs for the fury of a thousand small fruit-shaped flightless birds*

He'll be super-triggered when he reads that!

I think you might want to find a nice quiet spot East of the Urals, Russi.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Pepelepue wrote:Can I attack someone?

Err....has anybody heard from this guy since he was told to jump on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn?

Do you think he actually did it?

Silly sausage!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:He'll be super-triggered when he reads that!

I think you might want to find a nice quiet spot East of the Urals, Russi.

Russinadia should find somewhere neutral, like Switzerland.

Or go to Gallipoli.....................................

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Err....has anybody heard from this guy since he was told to jump on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn?

Do you think he actually did it?

Silly sausage!

Huzzah!

He left, or was chased out...............................................................

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Russinadia should find somewhere neutral, like Switzerland.

Or go to Gallipoli.....................................

roflmfao!

Parrona wrote:He left, or was chased out...............................................................

Nah!

OGG shot his arse out from under him is more likely.

Huzzah!

p.s. heyyyy....when was the last time you got mooned, [nation=short]parrona[/nation]?

It's been quite a while....has that stopped being a thing?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Isn't New Zealand basically in Australia?

*prepairs for the fury of a thousand small fruit-shaped flightless birds*

* R U N *

Run you cur!

Run and hide!

Don't worry about "small fruit-shaped flightless birds" you Commie!

Worry more about the Māori warriors I'm sending to do the Haka on your vodka-swilling, bear-humping, "everyone's-equal-but-some-are-more-equal-than-others" Trotsky-Stalin-Lenin loving cabbage head!

And buy an atlas!

Mutt.

M.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Triggered? W T F ??

Who did that?

[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] was that you?

A lump of coal in your saucey French stocking!

Huzzah!

Suck it, Spudly!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Oooh, and looky looky!

It's now 00:16hrs EST!

Merry Christmas everyone!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Spudly, you can still suck it!

M.

* Māoris are moving North with bad intentions *

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Parrona wrote:Russinadia should find somewhere neutral, like Switzerland.

Or go to Gallipoli.....................................

Neutral places suck. Choose a side commies. If I'd go to any neutral land, I'd go to Ireland, the land of potatoes.

Matrixulated wrote:* R U N *

Run you cur!

Run and hide!

Don't worry about "small fruit-shaped flightless birds" you Commie!

Worry more about the Māori warriors I'm sending to do the Haka on your vodka-swilling, bear-humping, "everyone's-equal-but-some-are-more-equal-than-others" Trotsky-Stalin-Lenin loving cabbage head!

And buy an atlas!

Mutt.

M.

Hehe, "The Triggering of Kiwis" does work! I've always wanted to try. It's almost as fun as telling a southern Irelander that Northern Ireland is superior economically and culturally, or as fun as telling a marching band kid that marching band isn't a real sport. Maybe even as fun as telling an Englishman that tea is better cold and telling anyone with any opinion on brexit your opinion on brexit.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL

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Russinadia wrote:Neutral places suck. Choose a side commies. If I'd go to any neutral land, I'd go to Ireland, the land of potatoes.Hehe, "The Triggering of Kiwis" does work! I've always wanted to try. It's almost as fun as telling a southern Irelander that Northern Ireland is superior economically and culturally, or as fun as telling a marching band kid that marching band isn't a real sport. Maybe even as fun as telling an Englishman that tea is better cold and telling anyone with any opinion on brexit your opinion on brexit.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL

Hah hahhh!

Nice, Russ! Niiiice!

I believe I can do better . . .

Darts is not a real sport, and neither is competitive eating.

Scotland 'belongs' to England.

The Falklands are, and always will be British. So f*ck-off Argentina!

What's a Brexit?

Sicily is in Italy.

World War II lasted well over 5 years . . . France capitulated in much less than 5 weeks!

Back to you guys . . . !

And a Merry Christmas to all . . . all except Argentina.

Seriously!

They can suck it with Spudly!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas

France knew the inevitable.

China took four years to fall, but the British lost Singapore in a week!

The British did worse than the French.

Never another Gallipoli, right?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Come on, Christmas! Christmas, come on!

Peace and love, peace and love.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Matrixulated wrote:* R U N *

Run you cur!

Run and hide!

Don't worry about "small fruit-shaped flightless birds" you Commie!

Worry more about the Māori warriors I'm sending to do the Haka on your vodka-swilling, bear-humping, "everyone's-equal-but-some-are-more-equal-than-others" Trotsky-Stalin-Lenin loving cabbage head!

And buy an atlas!

Mutt.

M.

Russinadia, run to Moscow!

Or Gallipoli.

Or Versailles.

Maybe Pearl Harbour.

Ah, I know, Fort Sumter!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[I]

*Kicks in the front door and disables alarm.*

[/I]

Merry Christmas, y'all! Don't mind me. Just stopping by to drop off some snacks. I hope everyone is having a great time this holiday season.

[I]

*Leaves a plate of fudge brownies and flees out the door.*

[/I]

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Merry Christmas everyone! Potatoes for everyone!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Pie Islands wrote:Merry Christmas everyone! Potatoes for everyone!

You're late!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Hah hahhh!

Nice, Russ! Niiiice!

I believe I can do better . . .

Darts is not a real sport, and neither is competitive eating.

Scotland 'belongs' to England.

The Falklands are, and always will be British. So f*ck-off Argentina!

What's a Brexit?

Sicily is in Italy.

World War II lasted well over 5 years . . . France capitulated in much less than 5 weeks!

Back to you guys . . . !

And a Merry Christmas to all . . . all except Argentina.

Seriously!

They can suck it with Spudly!

M.

These are all amazing! Someone else make some of these up, I can't think of anymore.

Parrona wrote:You're late!

No they aren't! Time is relative, it may be the 26th for you, but for some the 25th just began. Also, why are you still up, it's 12:00 am in Singapore!?!? Go to sleep you hippie!

Richard wrote:[I]

*Kicks in the front door and disables alarm.*

[/I]

Merry Christmas, y'all! Don't mind me. Just stopping by to drop off some snacks. I hope everyone is having a great time this holiday season.

[I]

*Leaves a plate of fudge brownies and flees out the door.*

[/I]

Thanks! These are great!

*takes a brownie*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Matrixulated wrote:Suck it, Spudly!

M.

That's just ignorant and rude!

Grinch!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Pie Islands wrote:Merry Christmas everyone! Potatoes for everyone!

Yaaaaay!

Richard wrote:....[I]Merry Christmas, y'all!

*Leaves a plate of fudge brownies and flees out the door.*[/I]

Sweet! Thank-you!

Mmmmm....are they potato-brownies?

Russinadia wrote:....Thanks! These are great!

*takes a brownie*

Vodka infused potato-brownies perhaps?

I'll take one....or two....or....

Huzzah

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:That's just ignorant and rude!

Grinch!

A reference of "The movie that shall not be named, because it doesn't deserve to have a name"?

You disappoint me.

"The movie that shall not be named, because it doesn't deserve to have a name" suffers of crappy writing, crappy execution and Jim Carrey.

No one with any self-respect should ever mention it.

NO ONE.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Merry Christmas everybody! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

**Wants to go clubbing because it's his birthday - Finds everything is closed 😔😂**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Wants to go clubbing because it's his birthday - Finds everything is closed 😔😂**

Happy society imposed birthday! Can't you change water into wine though?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Merry Christmas Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Christmas Time (Is Here Again)! Merry Christmas! Peace and Love!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

"Rest with the other great, glittering stars, George Michael. You've finally found your Freedom, your Faith. It was your Last Christmas, and we shall miss you terribly..."

RIP George Michael

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

This year has taken far too much talent: Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Prince, Rick Parfitt, and George Michael to name but a few...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This year has taken far too much talent: Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Prince, Rick Parfitt, and George Michael to name but a few...

The entire Russian Choir…sad.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This year has taken far too much talent: Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Prince, Rick Parfitt, and George Michael to name but a few...

A few leaders........................

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Russinadia wrote:These are all amazing! Someone else make some of these up, I can't think of anymore.

No they aren't! Time is relative, it may be the 26th for you, but for some the 25th just began. Also, why are you still up, it's 12:00 am in Singapore!?!? Go to sleep you hippie!

Thanks! These are great!

*takes a brownie*

It's one of those nights....................

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This year has taken far too much talent: Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Prince, Rick Parfitt, and George Michael to name but a few...

Also: Gordie Howie, Craig Sager, and Jose Fernandez, for any sports fans.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:"Rest with the other great, glittering stars, George Michael. You've finally found your Freedom, your Faith. It was your Last Christmas, and we shall miss you terribly..."

RIP George Michael

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This year has taken far too much talent: Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Prince, Rick Parfitt, and George Michael to name but a few...

....and The Rogue Lumberjacks

....and Old Grumpy Grandma

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:A reference of "The movie that shall not be named, because it doesn't deserve to have a name"?

You disappoint me.

"The movie that shall not be named, because it doesn't deserve to have a name" suffers of crappy writing, crappy execution and Jim Carrey.

No one with any self-respect should ever mention it.

NO ONE.

Well, umm, excuse me?

My apologies to you, Mayor, and to the rest of Whoville!

Huzzah!

Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Well, umm, excuse me?

I will never mention the atrocity again, wise one.

I hope everyone will follow your wise words.

May we insignificant maggots bask in your glorious and superior and handsome presence.

Huzzah!

Hear, hear.

You do sound more erudite than normal, Spud.

Is something wrong?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:....and The Rogue Lumberjacks

....and Old Grumpy Grandma

Huzzah!

Rogue Lumberjacks didn't die, as far as I know, his nation simply CTE'd and got swallowed up by my hordes...

Grumpy Grandma CTE'd and then was resurrected by me - Now that should tell you she was always mine to begin with! 😂 - The Administrator of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has held somewhere nearing 30 puppets over the years (Some older than the Church) - I've lost track of the exact number - Grumpy Grandma will be reabsorbed and CTE again - I'm kind of cruel like that - Nations and civilizations rise and fall, people die; everything has an End - I had even considered leaving this game entirely before, but JZJ is the comeback King!! 😂 - You can never be certain I'm gone; not entirely...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

sshhhh. we are sleeping

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The full weight of George Michael's death has hit Britain today....

And Uncle M. who is inconsolable!

My Mum's in pieces, so's my Aunt, even my Gramma, its baaaaad.

Damn!

Is that what will happen when Bieber dies?

Damn.

Britains heart is broken.

So sad.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Seamerica wrote:sshhhh. we are sleeping

You weren't sleeping when I was on your rooftop last night - This is what happens when you try to catch out [nation=short]Jolly Old St Nicholas[/nation]...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

So it's apparently pretty good to live in my country.

There are no heartbreaking moments of talentated people dying.

Why there aren't,you ask?

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FAMOUS PEOPLE HERE!

Rest in pieces George Michael,1963-2016.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Audriany wrote:So it's apparently pretty good to live in my country.

There are no heartbreaking moments of talentated people dying.

Why there aren't,you ask?

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FAMOUS PEOPLE HERE!

Rest in pieces George Michael,1963-2016.

So your nation has NO TALENT?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Anyhow work is done for almost a year, where the hoe hoe hoes at?! 😜

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:"Rest with the other great, glittering stars, George Michael. You've finally found your Freedom, your Faith. It was your Last Christmas, and we shall miss you terribly..."

RIP George Michael

No more to say.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Audriany wrote:So it's apparently pretty good to live in my country.

There are no heartbreaking moments of talentated people dying.

Why there aren't,you ask?

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FAMOUS PEOPLE HERE!

Rest in pieces George Michael,1963-2016.

Not to mention the stormtrooper who hit his head. He died this year apparently.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Russinadia wrote:Not to mention the stormtrooper who hit his head. He died this year apparently.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8

Well,we had a great figure in our history.

STRONG CEAUSESCU MADE SOVIET STRONK REPUBLIC OF ROMANIA PROUD!

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:So your nation has NO TALENT?

Don't worry,we're observed when some night clubs burn up and around 100 people die or are hurt.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Not to mention the stormtrooper who hit his head. He died this year apparently . . .

* force-chokes [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] *

You Muppettttttttt!

Perspective.

Gravitas.

Mourning.

Millions of Stormtroopers died a long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.

George Michael died on Christmas Day.

Russians died en-masse in a jet crash.

Respect!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Rogue Lumberjacks didn't die, as far as I know, his nation simply CTE'd and got swallowed up by my hordes...

Grumpy Grandma CTE'd and then was resurrected by me - Now that should tell you she was always mine to begin with! 😂 - The Administrator of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has held somewhere nearing 30 puppets over the years (Some older than the Church) - I've lost track of the exact number - Grumpy Grandma will be reabsorbed and CTE again - I'm kind of cruel like that - Nations and civilizations rise and fall, people die; everything has an End - I had even considered leaving this game entirely before, but JZJ is the comeback King!! 😂 - You can never be certain I'm gone; not entirely...

You're catching up!

Can't let this happen, must remember to spam puppets soon................................................................

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:You're catching up!

Can't let this happen, must remember to spam puppets soon................................................................

I cut them all back, there's only me and Grandma, and I'm having her round for dinner in a few weeks... Yummy!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I cut them all back, there's only me and Grandma, and I'm having her round for dinner in a few weeks... Yummy!

Never mind then.................................................

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Parrona wrote:Never mind then.................................................

Then again, I may be being economical with the Truth...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Then again, I may be being economical with the Truth...

...like we didn't already know THAT!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Then again, I may be being economical with the Truth...

Jedi thruths, eh?

Let me guess, you speak the thruth from "a certain point of view".

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

No!

Why did they CTE!

I must have forgotten to turn on Vacation mode.

Well, the horde will not get them.....................

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

'Morning Spiritus!

Back to the grind.

Bah!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I sense a great disturbance in the Force...

R.I.P. Princess Leia

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic

The Church Of The Jedi-Zombi Deeznuts wrote:...like we didn't already know THAT!

Hello there! - I say; "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", however, do you think yourself the first to try and copy me?...

Matrixulated

Where are all those other Jesus's and Jezus's that used to be around here???

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I sense a great disturbance in the Force...

R.I.P. Princess Leia

They killed Solo, Leia's really dead.

...

I have a really bad feeling about this.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Where are all those other Jesus's and Jezus's that used to be around here???

Well ofcourse [nation=short]Potato Jesus Christ[/nation] is still around - It is Spiritus afterall...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:They killed Solo, Leia's really dead.

...

I have a really bad feeling about this.

I did say that I sense a great disturbance in the Force...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Matrixulated wrote:* force-chokes [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] *

You Muppettttttttt!

Perspective.

Gravitas.

Mourning.

Millions of Stormtroopers died a long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.

George Michael died on Christmas Day.

Russians died en-masse in a jet crash.

Respect!

M.

But this stormtrooper hit his head. He was the best stormtrooper. I didn't even know who George Michael was before he died. Rip Michael Leader.

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I sense a great disturbance in the Force...

R.I.P. Princess Leia

https://youtu.be/FSWiMoO8zNE

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

4 hours and nothing? Wow! People must be nursing some bad hangovers, sleeping, or suffering 2016 Depression...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:4 hours and nothing? Wow! People must be nursing some bad hangovers, sleeping, or suffering 2016 Depression...

All three in my case, haha. Got to pregame for 2017 am I right? :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Tim-Opolis wrote:All three in my case, haha. Got to pregame for 2017 am I right? :D

2016 was pregame for 2017.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Russinadia wrote:2016 was pregame for 2017.

Uhhhhh . . .

You had to bring up that stormtrooper dude.

And then I mocked him.

And then Carrie Fisher dies!

Princess Leia . . . the other Sky...walk...uhhh!

And no more Solo's now, either?

2016 has been evil.

M.

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And also, Richard Adams.

Gone at aged 96 to join the Owsla of El-ahrairah and be forever young.

Thankyou for, 'Watership Down'

Run free, my friend.

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:And also, Richard Adams.

Gone at aged 96 to join the Owsla of El-ahrairah and be forever young.

Thankyou for, 'Watership Down'

Run free, my friend.

M.

Ah, Watership Down...

I still wonder what idiot thought "Hey, it's animated and is about rabbits, it must be suitable for kids!".

Needless to say, it left quite the impression on my young mind.

Rabbits are monsters indeed.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Hi

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

**Tinsel-festooned tumbleweed blows across the RMB**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas

cabbage

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Parrona

Audriany wrote:cabbage

Cabbage? Did somebody say cabbage?

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Uhhhhh . . .

You had to bring up that stormtrooper dude.

And then I mocked him.

And then Carrie Fisher dies!

Princess Leia . . . the other Sky...walk...uhhh!

And no more Solo's now, either?

2016 has been evil.

M.

People live and people die, that is how things go. There is no use living in the past when you can look to the future. "Don't you cry for the lost, smile for the living. Get what you get and give what your given. Life's for the living, so live it or you're better off dead." -Michael "Passenger" Rosenburg.

Yes, pay tribute to the lost, but do not hold on to them.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Parrona, Statens

carrot

Matrixulated

Hello..

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Syarie wrote:Hello..

Hello, welcome to Spiritus!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Syarie wrote:Hello..

Cyrtes wrote:Hello, welcome to Spiritus!

Hello, welcome to Spiritus!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:carrot

No. My cabbageworms don't eat carrots. It makes this specific species turn orange, making them easy prey for all birds (not to mention [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]) when they start invading lawns.

Matrixulated, Parrona

I like the preamble of this issue, and the fighter jet name:-

Support Your Local Arms Manufacturer

"After the Conglomerated Elvish Arms Syndicate announced yet another setback in the development of a promised new fighter jet, the Hell-Reindeer 3000, the Ministry of Defense is considering the previously unthinkable: importing from overseas."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:I like the preamble of this issue, and the fighter jet name:-

Support Your Local Arms Manufacturer

"After the Conglomerated Elvish Arms Syndicate announced yet another setback in the development of a promised new fighter jet, the Hell-Reindeer 3000, the Ministry of Defense is considering the previously unthinkable: importing from overseas."

Hell-Reindeer 3000 . . . is awesome!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Audriany wrote:cabbage

Cyrtes wrote:Cabbage? Did somebody say cabbage?

Audriany wrote:carrot

I see a pattern forming here . . .

. . . p o t a t o?

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas

I still

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:....Hell-Reindeer 3000....

Matrixulated wrote:....p o t a t o....

But if you combined them....?

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands

Now Carrie Fisher's mum has died?!

RIP Debbie Reynolds

Noone mention the names of any Star Wars actor/actress or their extended family members! - Death stalks the World, and is collecting souls enmasse... 😞😖

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Now Carrie Fisher's mum has died?!

RIP Debbie Reynolds

Noone mention the names of any Star Wars actor/actress or their extended family members! - Death stalks the World, and is collecting souls enmasse... 😞😖

...and it appears to be following certain themes, that I won't mention either! 😯😨

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Now Carrie Fisher's mum has died?!

RIP Debbie Reynolds

Noone mention the names of any Star Wars actor/actress or their extended family members! - Death stalks the World, and is collecting souls enmasse... 😞😖

* closes eyes and wishes really hard *

* begins chanting....*

Jar-Jar Binks....

Jar-Jar Binks....

Jar-Jar Binks....

Anything yet?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

So, did I miss anything of importance?

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* closes eyes and wishes really hard *

* begins chanting....*

Jar-Jar Binks....

Jar-Jar Binks....

Jar-Jar Binks....

Anything yet?

There's no such thing as Jar-Jar Binks.

NO SUCH THING.

The prequels do not exist.

They never have.

They never will.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Jar-Jar Binks exists.

And here's a random list.............

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Parrona wrote:*censored*.

And here's a random list.............

*censored*

Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

There are kids on this RMB, you know.

Do you want to ruin their blissful ignorance?

You monster.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas

I am sure Star Wars is PG-13

And here's that list again.............

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Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

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Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Parrona wrote:I am sure Star Wars is PG-13

And here's that list again.............

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*censored*

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Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Some things were not meant to be watched!

Cease your foul actions, evildoer!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:Some things were not meant to be watched!

Cease your foul actions, evildoer!

I agree entirely.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

INCEPTION

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