Post Archive

Region: Spiritus

History

had to find this *pulls out excalibur* needed it for my legendary sword collection

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Ooh, pretty. Do you want goujian? I stumbled across it while in China.

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

yes very much please *nods* what would you like as compensation? i am the god draconos if youd like i could give you my blessing as compensation, i was intending to give it to you in the first place but its more powerful if given as compensation

What exactly does the blessing do?

Post self-deleted by The Great Potato Empire.

it finds your inner dragon type and allows you to turn into it, also it gives you good fortune, wealth, power, the ability to manipulate 3 elements, and many other things

Russinadia wrote:What exactly does the blessing do?

Probably would make it rain potatoes in Russinadia.

Matrixulated

(In regards to the poll) I enjoy my books to be written on to potatoes (one word per potato) and to read them as i eat the potatoes!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Culveria wrote:it finds your inner dragon type and allows you to turn into it, also it gives you good fortune, wealth, power, the ability to manipulate 3 elements, and many other things

So it pretty much turns you into the dragonborn avatar. I like it! Can I also have 1,000 tickets? I have my eyes on that scooter in the back.

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Probably would make it rain potatoes in Russinadia.

Does your nation not have potato storms?

Alekseandrea

No, we have taco storms, but only on Tuesdays. I think we might have potato storms though. I think they're on Fridays.

Matrixulated

We have potato storms nearly every day now. That's how we solved hunger in Russinadia. The government just supplies butter to all.

Russinadia wrote:So it pretty much turns you into the dragonborn avatar. I like it! Can I also have 1,000 tickets? I have my eyes on that scooter in the back.

basically *holds a hovering glowing ball of light out to russinadia and places a bag of 1000 tickets on the ground next to russinadia*

Culveria wrote:basically *holds a hovering glowing ball of light out to russinadia and places a bag of 1000 tickets on the ground next to russinadia*

Score! Razor scooter here I come!

*puts excalibur and goujian into my storage dimension* now what shall we do now?

Create a new reality maybe?

Matrixulated wrote:Ahhh, OGG, a model of consistency.

If only his bowel movements were as such . . .

M.

YOUR MOVEMENTS WONT BE AS CONSISTENT ONCE I FILL YOU WITH SHOTGUN SHELLS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:Create a new reality maybe?

Hmm... There truckloads of 'realities' and 'truths' in the world, and somehow they never seem to see eye to eye... (:

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOUR MOVEMENTS WONT BE AS CONSISTENT ONCE I FILL YOU WITH SHOTGUN SHELLS.

Try not to get your temper up, grandpa. It's not good for your blood pressure.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Try not to get your temper up, grandpa. It's not good for your blood pressure.

TO HELL WITH MY BLOOD PRESSURE DAM-

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:TO HELL WITH MY BLOOD PRESSURE DAM-

i think he had a heart attack

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Oh, and things were just starting to get interesting. Well, more interesting than potato storms.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:Hmm... There truckloads of 'realities' and 'truths' in the world, and somehow they never seem to see eye to eye... (:

Create a new world. A new universe. A new reality. One filled only with potato people who worship the great potato in the sky. All are equal and all have the same truths.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Oh, and things were just starting to get interesting. Well, more interesting than potato storms.

What do you mean, more interesting than potato storms? I'll have you know that potato storms are among the most fascinating types of weather on the planet, and not to mention healthiest.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:Create a new world. A new universe. A new reality. One filled only with potato people who worship the great potato in the sky. All are equal and all have the same truths.

are you sure you want that?

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Taco storms shall always be more interesting than potato storms.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:Create a new world. A new universe. A new reality. One filled only with potato people who worship the great potato in the sky. All are equal and all have the same truths.

Oh, go ahead. It won't take that much of an effort to convince people to worship potatoes. Most of them already do, but what do you expect in a potato-loving region?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Taco storms shall always be more interesting than potato storms.

*Starts throwing potatoes left over from the last war at The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Oh, so that's how you want to play? SVNA (the Swirling Vortex of Nothingness Air force) attack! Prepare the tomato bombs! Fire up the lettuce planes! Activate the tortilla torpedoes! Let's show potatoes who's boss!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

The potatoes already know they're boss. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

NOOOO! This cannot be! The tacos will reign supreme!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Oh, so that's how you want to play? SVNA (the Swirling Vortex of Nothingness Air force) attack! Prepare the tomato bombs! Fire up the lettuce planes! Activate the tortilla torpedoes! Let's show potatoes who's boss!

*Gathers the thrown potatoes*

It seemed a nice idea to begin with, but on second thougths it's a waste of good potatoes...

*Starts peeling potatoes and baking latkes in a frying pan which looks suspiciously like a potato itself*

You can keep your lettuce and tortillas.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Maybe I could make potato tacos. Can I some of those potatoes?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:are you sure you want that?

Who wouldn't want that. But I'm pretty sure Potatogion is already like that. I could just move there.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Potato tacos sound good! Make enough for everyone! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Culveria wrote:i think he had a heart attack

*CHOKES*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Uh-oh... *calls 911*

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

*hands russinadia an orb showing a world that was how she described* here, take this than

Russinadia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*CHOKES*

and i was right

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:*hands russinadia an orb showing a world that was how she described* here, take this than

YES! My very own potatoverse. I bet Potatogion is going to be jealous.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:YES! My very own potatoverse. I bet Potatogion is going to be jealous.

Not to mention little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation]...

The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:YES! My very own potatoverse. I bet Potatogion is going to be jealous.

Not really. I've had a potatoverse for a while now. Had to hunt down Muhammad so he could make me one.

Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Not to mention little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation]...

A super cool gorilla mech is all I need.

Russinadia, Cyrtes

Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.

Potanadia wrote:A super cool gorilla mech is all I need.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarambeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarambeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

???

The Salaxalans wrote:Potato tacos sound good! Make enough for everyone! :D

Here. *starts handing out potato tacos* Don't tell Cyrtes I stole their potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Here. *starts handing out potato tacos* Don't tell Cyrtes I stole their potatoes.

YOU STOLE OUR POTATOES???

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

*CONTINUES CHOKING*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*CONTINUES CHOKING*

*Asks what gramps is choking on, then realizes that it's no good, because he can't say it anyways, so calls 9-1-1*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

*making potato foods*

Matrixulated

let the man choke, he should be taken care of by his country as seen fit *still cooking potatos and stuff*

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:let the man choke, he should be taken care of by his country as seen fit *still cooking potatos and stuff*

May I have one or two of those potatoes? [nation=short]The Swirling Vortex of Nothingness[/nation] stole mine...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Cyrtes wrote:*Asks what gramps is choking on, then realizes that it's no good, because he can't say it anyways, so calls 9-1-1*

*WANTS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE HOSPITALS ARE BUT CAN'T DUE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*CONTINUES CHOKING*

*watches him*

Does anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre?

*Long and awkward silence*

Really?

*even longer silence*

You could at least share the popcorn.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*WANTS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE HOSPITALS ARE BUT CAN'T DUE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION*

*begins to find the constant choking monotonous*

Alekseandrea wrote:*watches him*

Does anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre?

*Long and awkward silence*

Really?

*even longer silence*

You could at least share the popcorn.

*tosses Alekseandrea some popcorn*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

*punches gramps in the chest making what gramps is choking on come out*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Music education?

Music and education. In the same sentence.

I am appalled.

I know, all educations are equal.

But, some are more equal than others.

;)

Music education is fancy term for Choir or Band director training. I wanna teach high school choir! I was considering minoring in English so I could teach English because I love English and would also be happy to teach that, but as it is, a Music Education degree at my school generally takes 9 or 10 semesters anyways...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:*punches gramps in the chest making what gramps is choking on come out*

Nope. That wasn't it, that was just his pride.

He's still choking . . .

I've got an EpiPen just in case!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

he has his pride still?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

i thought he lost it when he lost his shotgun *holds up gramps favorite shotgun*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:i thought he lost it when he lost his shotgun *holds up gramps favorite shotgun*

*Sees the shotgun, and immediately decides to camp out on OGG's lawn*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

*SPITS TAPIOCA INTO CULVERIA'S FACE*

GIVE ME MY SHOTGUN, DAMMIT

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:YOU STOLE OUR POTATOES???

Cyrtes wrote:May I have one or two of those potatoes? [nation=short]The Swirling Vortex of Nothingness[/nation] stole mine...

Yes, you shall never see them again! MUWHAHAHA! Don't give Cyrtes any potatoes.

You mean this? *holds up a bazooka*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*SPITS TAPIOCA INTO CULVERIA'S FACE*

GIVE ME MY SHOTGUN, DAMMIT

We know the KGB used Polonium . . .

The FSB used Dioxin . . .

MI6 liked using Ricin . . .

The CIA used LSD-laced bread . . .

Who the Hell uses TAPIOCA to silence a dissident, doddering, dodgey, OGG?

Who is behind this heinous crime?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

*dodges the tapioca and runs off with the shotgun*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Yes, you shall never see them again! MUWHAHAHA! Don't give Cyrtes any potatoes.

You mean this? *holds up a bazooka*

*starts to secretly arm Cyrtes with potato weapons and give him potatoes*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

*makes potatos out of thin air and gives them to Cyrtes*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!!

GO MY SNEKS!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

snakes? what good are snakes? i have dragons and serpents and hydras and all that

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!!

GO MY SNEKS!

Good thing snakes don't eat potatoes. The only war I need to worry about is a potato war. Maybe even a field mouse or a raccoon war.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Potatogion wrote:Good thing snakes don't eat potatoes. The only war I need to worry about is a potato war. Maybe even a field mouse or a raccoon war.

dragons, serpents, and hydras eat potatos

Matrixulated

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Yes, you shall never see them again! MUWHAHAHA! Don't give Cyrtes any potatoes.

Oh, don't worry. I won't throw potatoes at you anymore for fear of you making those... Tacos.

*shivers*

The Great Potato Empire wrote:*starts to secretly arm Cyrtes with potato weapons and give him potatoes*

Culveria wrote:*makes potatos out of thin air and gives them to Cyrtes*

Why, thank you!

*Neatly sorts the potatoes into two piles, and starts bombarding [nation=short]The Swirling Vortex of Nothingness[/nation] with the potato weaponry that

[nation=short]THE GREAT POTATO EMPIRE[/nation] provided.*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

those potatos i gave you explode

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:those potatos i gave you explode

Nice, I'll use those as well.

*Makes a mental note not to eat [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s potatoes*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

You know, guys, I believe we've got roleplay areas on the forums! :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haidao Island

What's up guys

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Istanialand

Culveria wrote:dragons, serpents, and hydras eat potatos

But all those are pretty much snakes. Serpents are snakes. Hydras are just pretty spooky.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Istanialand wrote:You know, guys, I believe we've got roleplay areas on the forums! :)

FORUMS ARE FOR normal people.

Haidao Island wrote:What's up guys

And hello haido.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Russinadia wrote:FORUMS ARE FOR normal people.

That's why they're rather deserted. (:

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

How come I suddenly lost citizenship on the forum? I didn't leave the region, I didn't cease to exist, and I didn't resign either!

The Salaxalans

Russinadia wrote:FORUMS ARE FOR normal people.

No, they're a +3 to your charisma.

Cyrtes wrote:How come I suddenly lost citizenship on the forum? I didn't leave the region, I didn't cease to exist, and I didn't resign either!

I'll check on that. Meanwhile, you could reapply.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

I asked an admin. You are still a citizen.

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:Nice, I'll use those as well.

*Makes a mental note not to eat [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s potatoes*

Thou shalt not eat another nation's potatoes. As sayeth the great potato lord.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

i ama snek

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.

y u delet

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Potatogion wrote:Thou shalt not eat another nation's potatoes. As sayeth the great potato lord.

No, I wouldn't dream of eating another nation's potatoes (except if I got the expressed permission of that nation to do so). Actually, not eating the potatoes in question was more of a decision I made after I was told that they explode...

Istanialand wrote:I asked an admin. You are still a citizen.

Thanks!

Audriany wrote:i ama snek

Veni, audivi, audivi iterum.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:y u delet

Stupid spelling mistake that gave the words a whole different meaning...

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:i ama snek

Spooky

Potatogion wrote:But all those are pretty much snakes. Serpents are snakes. Hydras are just pretty spooky.

SERPENTS ARE NOT SNAKES!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Potatogion wrote:Thou shalt not eat another nation's potatoes. As sayeth the great potato lord.

hes not eating them because theyre explosive, i have many kinds of potatos, not all explosive or dangerous

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:*dodges the tapioca and runs off with the shotgun*

GIVE ME THE GODDAMN SHOTGUN

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:SERPENTS ARE NOT SNAKES!!!

The definition of a serpent is a large snake.

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GIVE ME THE GODDAMN SHOTGUN

Potatogion wrote:The definition of a serpent is a large snake.

no to you both! *runs off with shotgun*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:no to you both! *runs off with shotgun*

[url]http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/serpent[/url]

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:no to you both! *runs off with shotgun*

*POUNCES*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.