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Okay everyone I just posted a dispatch about a coup in Lazarus; it explains why we are closing embassies. Read more here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=858991

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post by Inimitable Nukes suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Inimitable Nukes

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay everyone I just posted a dispatch about a coup in Lazarus; it explains why we are closing embassies. Read more here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=858991

Coup? What coup? There is no coup! (this is serious me, not sarcastic me)

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:TO QUOTE DONALD TRUMP, GRAB THEM BY THE

...."GET OFF MY LAWN!" ??

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Winter is coming, "Spuddles"!

Aaaarrrgh!!!

Not you too, Lord J-Z-J?

The name is Studly!

[B]The[/B] Studly Spud!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Great British Federation wrote:My God man! Are you not British?! - Where's your backbone? Your stiff upper lip? - Your Queensbury Rules fighting spirit? - With only a load of coal, blood, sweat, and iron, behind a rather small army, we ruled an Empire that spanned a quarter of the Globe; an Empire on which the Sun never set! - We took on the World and won with nothing but a load of bluff and bravado! - You would not be online playing this game if not for our heritage!

Buck up man!

Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!

My backbone?

I served in Her Majesty's Armed Forces for 18-years and saw combat on 4 continents.

My fighting spirit?

The ones I can mention are Desert Shield and Desert Storm, 3-tours in the Balkans, the Kosovo Campaign, 2-tours in Afghanistan, and 3-tours in Iraq.

My stiff upper-lip?

I've been shot down, blown-up by IED's, fragged, mortared and shelled, I had a scud missile fall on my F.O.B, I've been stabbed, shot three times and I have 39 shrapnel scars.

[I]"Buck up" you say?

What have you done for your Queen & Country?

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes

"This morning’s strategy meeting was brought to a grinding halt when you and your cabinet were subjected to the worst pot of tea you have ever had the misfortune of suffering. The leaves weren’t properly brewed, the milk was skimmed AND powdered, the water was lukewarm, and the sugar bowl was full of salt..."

The horror! The horror!

Such a foul issue to plague my government!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

Alekseandrea wrote:"This morning’s strategy meeting was brought to a grinding halt when you and your cabinet were subjected to the worst pot of tea you have ever had the misfortune of suffering. The leaves weren’t properly brewed, the milk was skimmed AND powdered, the water was lukewarm, and the sugar bowl was full of salt..."

The horror! The horror!

Such a foul issue to plague my government!

We at Parron know how that feels, when the socialists replaced, tea, with, bandati blood.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!

My backbone?

I served in Her Majesty's Armed Forces for 18-years and saw combat on 4 continents.

My fighting spirit?

The ones I can mention are Desert Shield and Desert Storm, 3-tours in the Balkans, the Kosovo Campaign, 2-tours in Afghanistan, and 3-tours in Iraq.

My stiff upper-lip?

I've been shot down, blown-up by IED's, fragged, mortared and shelled, I had a scud missile fall on my F.O.B, I've been stabbed, shot three times and I have 39 shrapnel scars.

[I]"Buck up" you say?

What have you done for your Queen & Country?

M.

Declared independence, then followed up with a yearly swarm of mosquitoes. Such a lovely chap I am, right?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Aaaarrrgh!!!

Not you too, Lord J-Z-J?

The name is Studly!

[B]The[/B] Studly Spud!

Huzzah!

Oi, spuddles, catch!

*drops a cyclonic torpedo from space*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:...."GET OFF MY LAWN!" ??

Huzzah!

Ah, that's nice.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:We at Parron know how that feels, when the socialists replaced, tea, with, bandati blood.

Clearly you've never tasted the delights of mango bandati blood tea old chap

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:...."GET OFF MY LAWN!" ??

Huzzah!

HELL YEAH.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:What have you done for your Queen & Country?

M.

The Queen?! I think the French had the right idea a couple of hundred years ago...

Orff with her head!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Great British Federation wrote:**FLASH**

**BANG!**

**WALLOP**

**Something small and indescribable rolls out of the wreckage, covered in blood**

Still here!

The Dark Norse wrote:**Inserts cartoon insulting [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] here**

*Garbled, loud, & indecipherable Arabic shouting ensues* #Triggered

The Nether Regions wrote:**Publishes cartoon internationally**

*Picks up a selection of weapons*

*Drives truck though [nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] (killing many), and on towards The Dark Norse*

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Wipes out [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] while you were all busy just talking about it**
Nope! - Still here!

Animal Farmerica wrote:**Slaps [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] with sanctions, and other internationally agreed "punishments", for making us look bad and doing our job**

Another way of looking at this would be to suggest you punished them for trying to "wipe out" your creation...

duhDuhDUHH!!!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

I'm baaaaaaack!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

*waves [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]*

Help I need a poll!! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

*Hands [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] a package*

*RUNS*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:*Hands [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] a package*

*RUNS*

*Fires a few SPUD missiles at [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation]*

[sub](I just felt like joining in)[/sub]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:*Hands [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] a package*

*RUNS*

IT'S THE GODDAMN MUSLIMS AT IT AGAIN, BRING OUT THE NUKES.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

All that weight Spiritus lost for the Summer . . . just to gain it all back in one big nation of wobbly lard!

Ughhh! Pass me the ice-cream.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Auztraalia wrote:The Queen?! I think the French had the right idea a couple of hundred years ago...

Orff with her head!

Ahh, noise just to get noticed . . .

from that penal colony the British Empire set-up down there at the arse-end of the world.

Her Majesty The Queen has not forgotten about you inmates, (she loves you nearly as much as the Kiwis) and you're still part of Her Commonwealth, so be grateful!

Keep Calm

Convicts

and

God Save The Queen!

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

*begins dropping cyclonic torpedoes on Itrosomia*

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT'S THE GODDAMN MUSLIMS AT IT AGAIN, BRING OUT THE NUKES.

*drops cyclonic torpedoes*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!

My backbone?....

M.

Oh sh¡t!

Triggered!

Leave that alone guys, please? Seriously.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Hey all new here just getting use to it. My county is starting to take shape what do you need your newest member to do?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

Yaaay! Hope you got a suntan, mate.

Back to the 'berg, Somi!

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:*Hands [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] a package*

*RUNS*

[I]Don't open that package!

I don't think this is like those fake-bomb Muslim "RUN!" videos from YouTube.

So RUN Somi, RUN!!!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

Fusionoz wrote:Hey all new here just getting use to it. My county is starting to take shape what do you need your newest member to do?

Heya!

Welcome to the Studly region of Spiritus!

Here, have your introductory ☆potato☆ with a complimentary starter package of Studly Spud ☆True Seed Potato☆ seeds courtesy of the Monster Mash.

Grow on my friend!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Triggered!

Huzzah!

It's OK, Junior, I'm good.

M.

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The Parron Republic wrote:*begins dropping cyclonic torpedoes on Itrosomia*

*drops cyclonic torpedoes*

Time to re-tool industries to mass-produce cyclonic torpedoes?

Has Snakkra signed-off on this?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Time to re-tool industries to mass-produce cyclonic torpedoes?

Has Snakkra signed-off on this?

M.

Snakkra? The country that promised to demilitarize?

Also, we are signing the conventions of Alpha Centauri, before that...it's trigger happy!

*Massive fleets begins to depart Parronan controled systems*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Fusionoz wrote:Hey all new here just getting use to it. My county is starting to take shape what do you need your newest member to do?

Hello! Welcome! We have several opportunities for new members, but before anything else you'll have to join our forums and get citizenship and such. To start out, here's a guide that'll give you all the basics: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10457244/1/#new

Let me know if you have any questions!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hey all im dropping in to tell you all i won't be on for a while. Im going to basic training tomorrow

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Time to re-tool industries to mass-produce cyclonic torpedoes?

M.

This might be a problem for me....

● 2nd in Spiritus - Basket Weaving

● 2nd in Spiritus - Beverage Sales

● 5th in Spiritus - Retail

● 10th in Spiritus - Timber Woodchipping

● 12th in Spiritus - Book Publishing

Re-tooling for manufacturing 'cyclonic torpedoes' based on the above list of the Top 5 products made by the Monster Mash....well....nah!

Good luck though!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Fausia wrote:Hey all im dropping in to tell you all i won't be on for a while. Im going to basic training tomorrow

Good for you, mate!

Which branch of the service did you choose?

I just did my Army BCT, and now I'm a couple of months in to my AIT for M.O.S.

[I]Huzzah!

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:. . . I just did my Army BCT . . . [I]Huzzah!

You must complete your training, Spuddles.

The Forces are strong in your family . . . but you are not a Jedi yet!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Hey, [nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation], here's a poll suggestion for you!

Clear and Present Danger?

Who poses the biggest threat to World Security right now?

• North Korea

• China

• Russia

• USA

• Saudi Arabia

• Iran

• Libya - Egypt

• ISIS/Al Qaeda

• Radical Muslim Migrants

• Determined Economic Migrants

• Human Trafficking

• Collapse of South Africa into failed State and Civil War.

• Political potato.

Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:

You're dead! You're all dead! All equally dead!

*begins carpet bombing earth with nukes*

Geneva Convention this!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yaaay! Hope you got a suntan, mate.

Back to the 'berg, Somi!

[I]Don't open that package!

I don't think this is like those fake-bomb Muslim "RUN!" videos from YouTube.

So RUN Somi, RUN!!!

Huzzah!

There's no running from this! Compliments from the King of Parrona!

*drops another torpedo*

When I say trigger happy, I mean it!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

Matrixulated wrote:Hey, [nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation], here's a poll suggestion for you!

Clear and Present Danger?

Who poses the biggest threat to World Security right now?

• North Korea

• China

• Russia

• USA

• Saudi Arabia

• Iran

• Libya - Egypt

• ISIS/Al Qaeda

• Radical Muslim Migrants

• Determined Economic Migrants

• Human Trafficking

• Collapse of South Africa into failed State and Civil War.

• Political potato.

Where's the lard and spam?

Oh, and, um, surprise!

*le 5th core fleet begins bombarding Nouveau Lutrosom Tertiarus with cyclonic torpedoes*

Flagship AI.

[sup]Kill. Maim. Dismember. All Itrosomians. Vive Forteresse Parronia![/sup]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Aaaarrrgh!!!

Not you too, Lord J-Z-J?

The name is Studly!

[B]The[/B] Studly Spud!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated wrote:Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!

[spoiler=[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]'s Evidence/Rant]My backbone?

I served in Her Majesty's Armed Forces for 18-years and saw combat on 4 continents.

My fighting spirit?

The ones I can mention are Desert Shield and Desert Storm, 3-tours in the Balkans, the Kosovo Campaign, 2-tours in Afghanistan, and 3-tours in Iraq.

My stiff upper-lip?

I've been shot down, blown-up by IED's, fragged, mortared and shelled, I had a scud missile fall on my F.O.B, I've been stabbed, shot three times and I have 39 shrapnel scars.

[I]"Buck up" you say?

What have you done for your Queen & Country?

M.[/spoiler]

What you want and what you need is rarely the same thing, and what you want or need, and what Lord JZJ demands of you is hard for mere mortals to fathom; particularly the reasoning, methodology, or desired result involved...

The Lord J-Z-J wanted you to be fired up to a more suitable level of energy, and I'm two for two in getting you people fired up! Praise Be!! - You should know a God would like to manipulate you to their will...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:God Save The Queen!

M.

I'm a bit busy right now! - I'm sure she can save herself!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Killerdude

Matrixulated wrote:Hey, [nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation], here's a poll suggestion for you!

Clear and Present Danger?

Who poses the biggest threat to World Security right now?

• North Korea

• China

• Russia

• USA

• Saudi Arabia

• Iran

• Libya - Egypt

• ISIS/Al Qaeda

• Radical Muslim Migrants

• Determined Economic Migrants

• Human Trafficking

• Collapse of South Africa into failed State and Civil War.

• Political potato.

Answer:

Complacency, Selfishness, and Short-termism - It is why none of the World's major problems are resolved as easily as they could be - We have enough land, food, and resources to feed the world, eliminate poverty, homelessness, eradicate many major diseases, and end war and conflict, but nobody REALLY wants to do that - We have the ability to reach out, explore space, and colonise new worlds, but we'd rather watch other people live their boring little lives on TV, than actually LIVE a life to its fullest potential...

If any of us REALLY cared, this game would not be the success it is.

Neo Cynopolis, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:"This morning’s strategy meeting was brought to a grinding halt when you and your cabinet were subjected to the worst pot of tea you have EVER had the misfortune of suffering. The leaves weren’t properly brewed, the milk was skimmed AND powdered, the water was lukewarm, and the sugar bowl was full of salt..."

The horror! The horror!

Such a foul issue to plague my government!

[sup]The Horror![/sup] [sub]The Horror!![/sub] THE HORROR!!!😱

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Great British Federation wrote:[sup]The Horror![/sup] [sub]The Horror!![/sub] THE HORROR!!!😱

Us Brits do like our tea.

It's quite a serious business.

On a side-note, the Tower of London is still operational.

Just saying.

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Parron Republic

Great British Federation wrote:[sup]The Horror![/sup] [sub]The Horror!![/sub] THE HORROR!!!😱

HIDE YOURS EYES, DON'T LOOK AT THE SIN

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post by Killerdude suppressed by a moderator.

The Great Potato Empire wrote:HIDE YOURS EYES, DON'T LOOK AT THE SIN

Ahh, but it's JayZeeJay!

He'll munch on your sin for his breakfast,

He'll devour your contrition for lunch,

YOU'LL be thrown to his Zombi-Horde for dinner,

And the last thing you'll hear is "c-c-crunch!"

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm a bit busy right now! - I'm sure she can save herself!

Tell me JZJ, do you like music?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello how is everyone today?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:*begins dropping cyclonic torpedoes on Itrosomia*

*drops cyclonic torpedoes*

I EAT CYCLONIC TORPEDOES FOR BREAKFAST, SON.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I EAT CYCLONIC TORPEDOES FOR BREAKFAST, SON.

Virus bombs then, turns organic matter into mush.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Second post, but, new site theme!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

British people have unique facial features tbh.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Xandreno wrote:Hello how is everyone today?

Doing pretty good I guess.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Thyracineholm

Killerdude wrote:You're a potato...

He raises a good point.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Killerdude

IRL....Happy Birthday Uncle M.

Thanks for everything.

<3 N.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Eternal Emperor of Snakkra leads crackdown on radical ministers

Horsea first to sign Alpha Centauri Convention

Snakkra disbands 47 of its 50 Legions

United Nations of Earth facing internal strife

Matrixulated

Hezona wrote:British people have unique facial features tbh.

asians are even more so

Hezona wrote:British people have unique facial features tbh.

Pixelpark wrote:Doing pretty good I guess.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:He raises a good point.

Huzzah!

Last presents!

*drops one cyclonic torpedoes for each nation*

*picks up pen and signs the convention*

What a coincidence, I have no torpedoes left!

Thyracineholm wrote:asians are even more so

And one for, wait, I already signed it...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Thyracineholm

Hezona wrote:British people have unique facial features tbh.

Tsk...

Salaxalans, since when are those of the colonies, who clearly are people equal to us, but it cannot be denied that we are more equal, allowed to speak in the RMB?

It's disgraceful!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:Tsk...

Salaxalans, since when are those of the colonies, who clearly are people equal to us, but it cannot be denied that we are more equal, allowed to speak in the RMB?

It's disgraceful!

At least we peacefully le...wait, the riots and strikes, never mind!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Tsk...

Salaxalans, since when are those of the colonies, who clearly are people equal to us, but it cannot be denied that we are more equal, allowed to speak in the RMB?

It's disgraceful!

My apologies

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

*Drives HGV through the RMB*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:*Drives HGV through the RMB*

*follows up with curfews on the section of the RMB that Parrona controls*

Oh, and for those interested, Snakkra is thrown into a minor civil war. Not that it matters who wins right?

WRONG!

Matrixulated

Hezona wrote:My apologies

He did it again! The insolence!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Post by Killerdude suppressed by a moderator.

Alekseandrea wrote:He did it again! The insolence!

Strike strike!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:Virus bombs then, turns organic matter into mush.

WE EAT THAT FOR LUNCH.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Siema jestem tu nowy

Matrixulated

Ktoś powie cześć ciołki

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WE EAT THAT FOR LUNCH.

Mutually Assured Destruction, love it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

*Eating baked potato.* I need to get hammered again, hopefully I won't get so drunk I have an out of body experience.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Last presents!

*drops one cyclonic torpedoes for each nation*

*picks up pen and signs the convention*

What a coincidence, I have no torpedoes left!

And one for, wait, I already signed it...

hmm

Matrixulated

This is a strange group

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Thyracineholm

The Parron Republic wrote:Mutually Assured Destruction, love it.

ALL WILL BURN.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, Paxica Culverus

So,this is Parrona, so well, to deal with childre...teenagers like Culveria, I will take out a shiny toy and parade it in front of them before tossing it to the side for another decade or so, so, this is said toy?

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ALL WILL BURN.

I like that attitude, just make sure you stay on Earth.

Nationalistic Sweden wrote:This is a strange group

captain Obvious, hello.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:IRL....Happy Birthday Uncle M.

Thanks for everything.

<3 N.

Huzzah!

Get drunk again, I want to listen to how you lose your eyebrows again.

Alekseandrea wrote:Tsk...

Salaxalans, since when are those of the colonies, who clearly are people equal to us, but it cannot be denied that we are more equal, allowed to speak in the RMB?

It's disgraceful!

Because we are now independent, as for that crate of tea I promised, it's in the sea...here's the replacement, never mind the constant buzz.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Matrixulated wrote:Ahh, but it's JayZeeJay!

He'll munch on your sin for his breakfast,

He'll devour your contrition for lunch,

YOU'LL be thrown to his Zombi-Horde for dinner,

And the last thing you'll hear is "c-c-crunch!"

M.

Nice poetry, sir!

The Parron Republic wrote:Tell me JZJ, do you like music?

Such a highly non-specific question, requires the following kind of answer: Why yes, ofcourse I enjoy music! - Who doesn't?! - Just don't ask me which genres of music, or which artists I particularly like (ie. pick favourite/s), because THAT IS ONE HELL OF A LONG, AND DIFFICULT LIST! - It would be easier to answer the question what music Lord JZJ DOESN'T like - Although perhaps it would be best you don't know what music a God doesn't like! 😏😂🤣💀

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I EAT CYCLONIC TORPEDOES FOR BREAKFAST, SON.

The Parron Republic wrote:Virus bombs then, turns organic matter into mush.

I could give you a good deal, and some additional weapons expertise on the modification/creation of your own personal supply of Jedi-Zombi Virus "Pandora's Box"/"Four Horsemen" Cyclonic Torpedoes, and Orbital D.E.W. systems...

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Hezona wrote:British people have unique facial features tbh.

That'll be because we are a mixed up bunch of islanders that have genetically inherited traits from across Europe (because throughout history we have been invaded by, and have absorbed swathes of people from, almost every western European nation), and then on top of that we invaded a quarter of the globe, and brought back some of the things we liked, which included over time more and more of the peoples from those lands...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Nice poetry, sir!Such a highly non-specific question, requires the following kind of answer: Why yes, ofcourse I enjoy music! - Who doesn't?! - Just don't ask me which genres of music, or which artists I particularly like (ie. pick favourite/s), because THAT IS ONE HELL OF A LONG, AND DIFFICULT LIST! - It would be easier to answer the question what music Lord JZJ DOESN'T like - Although perhaps it would be best you don't know what music a God doesn't like! 😏😂🤣💀I could give you a good deal, and some additional weapons expertise on the modification/creation of your own personal supply of Jedi-Zombi Virus "Pandora's Box"/"Four Horsemen" Cyclonic Torpedoes, and Orbital D.E.W. systems...

Especially overture 1812, just outside the Old Bailey, and then the Palace of Westminster?

Also, I already signed the bloody convention.

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Great British Federation wrote:That'll be because we are a mixed up bunch of islanders that have genetically inherited traits from across Europe (because throughout history we have been invaded by, and have absorbed swathes of people from, almost every western European nation), and then on top of that we invaded a quarter of the globe, and brought back some of the things we liked, which included over time more and more of the peoples from those lands...

*Trying to resist the urge to point out that the English have done some really f****d up sh*t to Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and other Celtic groups in their area.*

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Neo Cynopolis wrote:*Trying to resist the urge to point out that the English have done some really f****d up sh*t to Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and other Celtic groups in their area.*

I actually have Welsh and Irish blood, so...

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Great British Federation wrote:I actually have Welsh and Irish blood, so...

Aswell as Danish blood...

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Great British Federation wrote:I actually have Welsh and Irish blood, so...

Scottish, Irish, and Welsh. I also have Comanche and Norse ancestry as well.

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Neo Cynopolis wrote:Scottish, Irish, and Welsh. I also have Comanche and Norse ancestry as well.

Both sides of my family were on the Scottish side at the battle of Culoden, my dad's side stayed low in the lowlands while my mom's side fled to France, got involved in the 30 years war, then fled to Ireland. I often forget about the french side, but there's not much aside from Lafeyette's aid de camp later years later. We have used to have a sword that supposedly belonged to him but it was stolen years ago, the documentation is gone because it fell into the hands of a relative who eventually went mad. My family tree is very complex, we have ties to the O'Brien Family, a soldier named Simon in William the Conqueror's invasion of England, ties to the Fraser Clan in Scotland, both sides fought in the American Revolution, some Catholic Martyrs, Comanches and Pioneers agreeing not to kill each other through marriage a couple years after the Texas Revolution, a relative who died in the Goliad Massacre, a statesman from Illinois, a WWII Veteran, Vietnam veterans, and a crazy uncle who was in the marines during the first Gulf War.

My family history is f*cking complex.

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We have some pretty wild stories of "Holy sh*t you're lucky." The earliest one is from the Battle of Culloden considering both sides were on the scottish side and very few on the Scottish side escaped with their freedom, those who were captured were enslaved or made 'indentured servants' and then sent abroad, those who escaped had to hide or risk execution. Another one consists of my paternal great great grandfather firing an employee who came back and shot him, the bullet was a quarter of an inch from his heart thanks to a pocket thesaurus. That was in West Texas during the 1930's.

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Neo Cynopolis wrote:...My family history is f*cking complex.
**drops character for a moment**

So is mine! - My maternal grandmother was Danish (and her family is Danish as far back as I could trace it), my maternal grandfather was Welsh (and his family was Welsh as far back as I could trace that too) - So I have 25% Welsh, and 25% Danish ancestry from my mother.

My father's family has a long history of serving in the British Army going back over 100 years (but not every member of every generation served) - Prior to my generation, my father hailed from Hertfordshire, where his father was a local politician and mayor - Go back a further couple of generation's and the family was in Manchester, Lancashire, owning a large home, with 2 servants, and a pharmaceutical laboratory - Further back they were in Ireland, and further still to around the time of the French Revolution they were French Aristocrats that lived in northern France, and escaped the guillotine (to Ireland) - So from my father's side I get English, Irish, and French blood...

The [nation=short]Great British Federation[/nation], and

The Dark Norse are mine, aswell as many others around here that you can figure out by joining the Forum, or looking who likes my posts in rapid succession

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Sorry, I started to tune out at 'fled' and I vomited in disgust at the mention of 'French'.

M.

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Dobra nara bo niktdo sie nienie odzywa

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Imperium Koninskiego wrote:Dobra nara bo niktdo sie nienie odzywa

I'll have what he's having.

Make mine a double.

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:I'll have what he's having.

Make mine a double.

M.

** Lines them up 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃**

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The Nether Regions wrote:** Lines them up 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃**

**Knocks one back**

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The Nether Regions wrote:** Lines them up 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃**

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Knocks one back**

**Takes another**

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Knocks one back**

Eastazia wrote:**Takes another**

**Can't handle drinking with Commies**

[sub](Atleast not publicly!)[/sub]

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The Nether Regions wrote:** Lines them up ��������������������**

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Knocks one back**

Wooo-hoo!

So it's Friday and Happy-Hour on the RMB . . . we got the Nether Regions and Eurasia doing shots, what's next?

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Wooo-hoo!

So it's Friday and Happy-Hour on the RMB . . . we got the Nether Regions and Eurasia doing shots, what's next?

M.

**Opens up the BBQ grill, and pours a cold, frosty one🍺**

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Neo Cynopolis wrote:*Eating baked potato.* I need to get hammered again, hopefully I won't get so drunk I have an out of body experience.

I wanna see that guy do jello-shots out of [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s SHOTGUN !!

#hair-trigger

Huzzah!

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Hello, Spiritus.

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Achllys wrote:Hello, Spiritus.

Hello! I wonder have you the time or inclination to talk about Jezus?... **puts foot in door**

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Matrixulated wrote:Sorry, I started to tune out at 'fled' and I vomited in disgust at the mention of 'French'.

M.

Must be why I like garlic butter...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Must be why I like garlic butter...

Oh no....oh no he didn't!

Huzzah!

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Great British Federation wrote:I actually have Welsh and Irish blood, so...

Stop like spamming, JZJ.

Animal Farmerica wrote:**Can't handle drinking with Commies**

[sub](Atleast not publicly!)[/sub]

And stop puppet posting! Cyka!

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