Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Let me seeeeeeeeee...
*opens dispatch*
*immediately taps back button*
*coils up on the floor*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Now you'll feel the pacifistic wrath of all 26 members of "The International Alliance for Global Peace"!
*snigger*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=117270
Oh okay thanks dude!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
THATS RIGHT, IM BACK
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"...headquarters in Soulpond..."
(hypothetical situation)
Destroying the primitives' satellites was easy, now, condemn this primitives!
*destroys planet*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
WELCOME BACK! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
We really need to get you shipped off to a therapist, Mr The Evil Eye.
These constant destructive, megalomaniacal, and genocidal tendencies you display scream out for attention.
Were you not hugged enough as a child? Were you the only ginger kid with acne in Snakkra? Maybe you were a special altar boy . . . ?
Go get a pejazzle, perhaps, to perk you up! 😅
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Ooohh! Snap! 🙈
The Grammar Nazi gets her pound of flesh!
The Spiritus Spider and her grammar web just caught a big fat fly and BAM!
pwned! 😊
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
*trigger finger twitches*
*opens up old determined exterminators save*
*sees Stellaris 2.0 for the first time*
*have seizures*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Isle Of Litha
It's wonderful to have you here...
... but don't screw up...
:)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Isle Of Litha
THANKS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh boy! It's getting worse!
Get this Intergalactic wrecking-ball to an emergency room . . . he needs a hug, maybe some of that 'walrussy love?' 😞
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia
Just so we're clear, the two cards you're trading your dignity for and admitting your war-crimes against the denizens of Spiritus are these: 😡
Card #1,062,542
The Shipwreck of USS Monitor
Legendary
Game Moderator
Card #95,034
The General Vicinity of Pythagosaurus
Legendary
Game Administrator
This is why you'll be changing your name, as per the outcome of the current Spiritus poll? 😊
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No promises ;)
Matrixulated
Yes indeed. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Er, uh, I'M SO SORRY!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's remorse? 😕
Where's Simon and the Saviors from 'The Walking Dead' when you need them? 😒
Huzzuh-uh-nah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
He seems sincere to me.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sorry doesn't cut it, here's my 21 demands, it effectively reduces your dignity to minimal levels, but hey, no one likes your repugnant species naturally.
(has nothing to do with the fact that species that are gifted with a potential for psychic powers will suffer from severe "headaches" when those with psychic powers try to perform shenanigans on them)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Gah! You're being manipulated into thinki . . .
☆ THUD !! ☆
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You need tin foil! 😄
It's not just for conspiracy nuts and Studly Spuds you know. 👀
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Name changed. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox
HUZZAH!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox
Hello. I am an elite member of The Black Hawks. You may have heard of me. I am feared throughout Nationstates. As the best and greatest general, I demand that you surrender or be raided. You have an hour to decide. If you ignore me, you will feel my wrath. Beware.
shut up kid
Legendus, Matrixulated, Parrona
I think I saw this episode of 'South Park' . . . 😧
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
W O R T H . . . I T !!!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox
Be careful about insulting me. I will have you raided right now if you are not careful.
A confession, finally! Now, APOLOGISE!
Meh, TBH doesn't demand a surrender first, they go in and decorate a region, before the natives get to cry out "help! "
Also, active founder. *ding*
This is a duplicate of such obvious flaws that even China would not accept it.
I like to see you try to raid Spiritus, the founder shall lay down the influence free banjection so hard that your puppet not just lands, but crashes into TRR.
To quote the sentient combat computer behind me, "the chances of success is just a thousandth above zero percent, and that's lenient. "
(he hasn't buggered off yet, but who cares about mimics, eh?)
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Your confidence is your weakness. Souls and Jakker are nothing compared to me! Your region is nothing! I will eliminate this region as well as any region that stands in my path!
Everyone put on a Rosarius, we'll need it to retain our sanity.
Matrixulated
you are lame, kid. go back to playing ROBLOX
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Sure, Jan. I'm sure the Black Hawks would much prefer you spend your time in regions that can actually be raided (if you are as elite as you say).
Anywho - anybody else excited for card trading to come back? I'm really interested to see how they implement cards for newer nations, as well as if they decide to keep rarity fixed or not.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona
You are the lame one. I am the best roblox player there is! I even beat my playgroup friends!
Beware. I will completely and utterly destroy this region.
First of three warnings before I organise a petition to banject a troll, and I'm being lenient.
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
New poll.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Should I let the edgy raider puppet stick around and boost our RMB activity, or send his emo booty to TRR?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
RMB activity until someone says otherwise.
*picks up Tau weapon*
Do not use at close range, it reads...those cowards.
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated, how could you betray us so suddenly and inevitably!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Interesting poll, Alekseandrea.
Is there a reason for it?
Something bothering you about this turn of events, perhaps?
You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
😎
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I had to fulfill the prophecy.
As long as the evil, manipulative, mind-controlling alien overlord Salaxalans remained shrouded and unexposed . . . Spiritus would never be free!
I am trying to free . . . your . . . minds!
Remember, all I'm offering is the truth . . . of Salaxalans real persona. At the cost of a couple of trading cards, a small price to pay.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
How many cards you talking? :O
Also, welcome to all our new arrivals today! Polderi, Apeireon, and Suckytheclown, we hope you enjoy your stay!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Orbital Bombardment!
Oblivion Torpedoes, Genocide Protocol, Walrus Legions . . . go completely off-your-meds on this Cartman-Clone!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Two cards, ußer-l33t, e-peen types I think.
And ditto! Welcomes!
Huzzahs!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
How dare you! I am no troll! I am General Hello Mah Boiz! I suggest you be very careful about giving me your pitiful warnings. I will take this region and crush it!
Naw, I just need a derelict destroyer to ram them, it's a pretty jerkish move, dare I say.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Two 'Legendary' cards, that's all.
And likewise with the greetings for the new folks! Welcome to Spiritus, an alien-overlord free region!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Salaxalans watches over us. Always.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Free? Yes, after Earth dies.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Omigosh!
Puppies and kittens are dying all over Spiritus as Alekseandrea drinks the Kool Aid!
Nooooooooooooo! 😭😭😭
Huzzah-boo-hoo-hooo!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Didn't anyone notice this?!
Wasn't anyone checking on him?!
Regional SnActivity:-
4 days ago: The Grumpy Grandpa ceased to exist in Spiritus.
- I did the only thing I could, and dined on his rotting corpse with some fava beans and a glass of Chianti🍷🍾, raised his dog; "Butch", once again to join the ranks of the zombie hounds, and set the hound to dig random holes in the old lawn...
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy
Truth
Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Parrona
*Old veterans (and former enemies) salute the passing of their old adversary*
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Was it the Nyquil or did he eat the shotgun?
Spiritus mourns . . . 😳
Le Grandpa est mort. Vive Le Grandpa!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...but would I want to???
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
*Takes his remains for "processing"*
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Peace. What is peace? Some say peace is pacifism among nations, others say that its garbage.
You know what I say? I say peace is harmony, harmony that has to be achieved by all means necessary. That can be negotiating, talking but sometimes militaristic measures also have to be taken. The IAGP is an organisation striving for peace. They also provide shelter for those in danger and rebuild an infrastructure inside of the nation. Thats why our slogan is give them the rod, not the fish. We will not only keep peace but we will rebuild a nation and give the people jobs, so they dont have to flee from their country. Thats peace.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vivami/detail=factbook/id=976464
[spoiler=My most dignified response.]
I regret nothing!
I'm making a note here:
I don't care!
It's hard to overstate
my apathy.
Salaxalans:
He does what he must
because he can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you killed every snake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a device.
for the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and insulted me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
metaphorical fire tends to do that!
Now, brainwashing
makes a beautiful time.
And we're out of beta.
So no more thought crime!
So I'm glad I got spurned!
Think of all the things I've learned!
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay loyal...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Itrosomia?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this potato is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there's loyal stuff to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing loyal stuff and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
Still alive.
Still alive.
[/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Peace is the aftermath of the war in which Snakkra turns your planets into balls of radiated rock.
Meh, a nation is never dead or alive, and each successive King is considered a mortal vessel of the first, soooooooooo, I don't care.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
😭
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
[nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] would like to note the passing, and return to the fold, of a further 2 of the Lord's puppets...
Regional SnActivity:-
6 hours ago: Bruddhistan ceased to exist in Spiritus.
6 hours ago: Marli ceased to exist in Spiritus.
It is a mere coincidence that both nations held the policy of "Compulsory Vegetarianism" (Honest!). However, never let it be said that I don't eat vegetarian from time to time...
*Licks lips*😋
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Is it me, or did NationStates change the placement of the spam-advertising windows to pop-up above the issues windows now instead of below them?
Huzzannoying! 😠
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
R.I.P Grumpy Grandpa.
A truly miserable and fearsome old codger with a heart of, well, if he had a heart I'm sure it was in a good place before it froze and turned black from war, communism, more war, facists, war, Grumpy Grandma, Cabbageworms, war, and constant rapscallions on his beloved lawn.
And incontinence.
But he will be dearly missed.
Hip Hip Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
😔
Huzzah!
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
I refuse to accept this. You are potato!
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1010719
Enough is enough! I shall destroy this region and keep it as a trophy for General Hello Mah Boiz!
Matrixulated
New poll!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
New vote!
(I'm winning!)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Et tu, Daziria?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
Yo.
Matrixulated
Whatever happens in this poll, I am happy in the knowledge that JZJ is considered to be no threat at all. He has some emotional issues, we all know that, but with some therapy he can work through those, and become a valuable and appreciated member of Spiritual society. We all believe in him.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Thoughts on the poll...
▪Saying Salaxalans is a threat, is like saying the Sun is a threat - Sure there is the formidable power; the ability to both give life and destroy life within the region; the ability to allow us to prosper within it's domain, or blast us into the void, but it is a threat that is carefully restrained, like the fire and flame of a candle; a candle more like a stick of dynamite; with such a long fuse it is not liable to burn up (and blow up) anytime soon - As such, it is not a threat that we may need to worry about, until (for example) 5 billion years time...
▪Both Neoliberalism and Communism are not a threat to Spiritus, precisely because it is such a surreal place that traditional socio-political and economic constructs have little impact, whilst the more mundane issue of a potato shortage could trigger a breakdown of society, chaos, and Armageddon within certain random pockets of the region...
▪The options "Poor polls", "JZJ", and "Treachery", I feel reveal more about you own fears and insecurities than any real threat/s.
▪The remaining options are just filler, pointing towards the danger of "Poor polls", and something you may be fearing; in that you may be running out of good ideas...
Let myself or Itrosomia take the pressure off for a while, if you will...
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, Muppet Puppet Manager
● 1 day 14 hours ago: Prussinadia ceased to exist
😯 Puppet Death = 😿
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hi!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Harmsend, Alekseandrea
Hello! Welcome to Spiritus!
M.
Alekseandrea
Hello there
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Back from the dead! Again...
Urran, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
General Kenobi.
Matrixulated, Kautas, Parrona
Gnawed on by Lord JayZeeJay and regurgitated?
Ewwww!
But welcome back!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Pay no mind to the suspicious ejection, impersonators of any kind are not welcome here <_<
Also re: poll - obviously a potato shortage. The markets would collapse if we lost our potatoes!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, A Fascistist
Diversity, ever heard of it?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Remember to vote in our amazing poll!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=118471
Vote! Vote! Vote!
It's not rigged, I "promise"!
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I highly recommend for Studly Spud to be a replacement of Harmsend in the vestiges of JZJ's stomach!
After all, sacrificing a potato with almost nonexistent RAM, memory space and internet speed is far better than letting organic matter go to waste.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Of course I have, but te cultural signifiance of the potato to Spiritus cannot be understated! N-Day, it was the Potato Alliance. WA SecGen, it was the Potato Campaign. Z-Day, it was one wholesome passworded potato. No, my friend, to divest ourselves from the humble potato would be to sacrifice our regional identity in the process.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Tsk. Plotting and treachery!
Hear! Hear!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Evil Eye needs a hug? 😯
An oven at 400°F for sixty minutes? 😊
You're a warmongering malcontent! Be gone, evil one! 😡
Huzzah! 😃
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
In addition, welcome to all of our new arrivals! We hope you enjoy Spiritus, and all of our potato-themed bounties!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
New poll!
Finally it's about the issues that truly matter!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auphelia
Alekseandrea sure loves redundant options, eh?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It isn't redundant.
The first time it is accusing, the second time it is a statement of a fact.
It is clear that clearly your mind is clearly incapable of never not comprehending such nuanced nuance clearly.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Are you saying I have issues?! My nation is perfect I will have you know! D:
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auphelia
Theres a strict ban on reincarnation around here. Our lord and savior potato be praised.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hi just new to this game
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No, "Superstar"; from "Jesus Christ Superstar"?! *
*Goes to spend some time alone in a cave for 3 days*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auphelia
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