Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Dinner time everyone! Come and get it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH I NEVER SAID THAT YOU LYING *BLEEP*
these are my true words
I AM 16!!!!
It's true. I misquoted [nation=culveria]. I should probably be banished.
Esperossa, Phytophthora Infestans
*places a post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
POTATOGION!!! YOU DARE COMMIT THIS BLASPHEMY AS WELL!!!
my true words must be said twice i guess
Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*places another post*
I do think the correct word is *ahem* HERESY!
Oh does it feel good to say that again.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
there are people of lies here. disgraceful. [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation] bring shame to spiritus
Why you little...
Why you little...
Why you little...
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
POTATOGION!!!!!! *planet [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] starts to rumble violently*
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
I have cause for concern....
Will Spam take over from cheese as our regional favourite side-dish?
C-c-c-could it even get SO out of control that it threatens even the mighty potato! itself ???
*aghast!*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
whats a potato?
I HOPE NOT!
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
I want to stop reading the RMB so bad...but you guys keep coming up with hilarious bs to make me keep reading. I guess 10/10 you guys.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Audriany, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
You're welcome.
*places a post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*kicks all the posts at [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] hitting him in the face*
Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Its aaaa-llll-iiiiiiiiivvve!
Welcome back Spudly.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
I want it to stop.
Wait I did not post.
Wait.
Oh boy.
Matrixulated
You're easier to bait than Donald Trump. Do you have small hands too?
Matrixulated, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
you are the one that is antagonizing me, its not my fault i have mental anger issues, its not my fault your a f###ing B*TCH THAT WONT STOP PUSHING ME!!!!!!
and fyi i am 6'4 and have huge hands. i hate trump. dont compare me to him
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
(raises hand slowly)
Esperossa
That escalated quickly. I think under the circumstances, I should resign my post as ambassadress. I'm obviously not qualified for the position. Thank you all for your hospitality. I've enjoyed my time here in Spiritus.
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
you dont have to leave just learn not to mess with me i anger easily
and do not be a grammar nazi to me please. i just dont feel like being grammatically correct
thank you [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation]
i took back what i said about you being a lot colony. i apologize about it
*replaces all the posts*
Also, this is just a game. No need to become infuriated.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
oh shush [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]
*places another post*
I shall shush.
*places yet another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*turns all posts into pizza*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*takes all the pizzas*
Yum. I can feed my people for an eternity.
*replaces all the pizzas with posts*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*turns pizzas back into posts*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
i just doubled the number of posts
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*releases all the posts*
Thanks.
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
OKAY SLOW DOWN ON THE POSTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
You mean "for the love of [nation=Culveria], right?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
HERESY
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
YOUR RIGHT! FOR THE LOVE OF[nation=short]POTATO JESUS CHRIST[/nation]!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Can i expand down the eastcoast on North America when we start increasing territory size
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Sure, but the immediate priority is to get everyone on the map :)
Matrixulated
Seriously. ...................
The Conch kingdom and a coalition of other nations is liberating an oppressed region tonight, glory shall follow us!(Wish me luck)
Matrixulated
Good luck.
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
I have to not sleep tonight to do it though.......
SOMEONE STOLE MY ALARM CLOCK AND I MISSED THE OPERATION
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais
*Enters*
What is up my dudes? :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Nothing really.
Just bragging about my Napoleon Total War game.
Matrixulated
For those interested:
"The Spiritus's zombie survival guide" v1.01 is online!
While there hasn't changed much, I'm proud to announce that the "Nationstates"-version (finally) has a proper layout.
You can easily read it now!
For those interested:
[list]
[*]Nationstates version with "why the guide was made" and changelog
[*]The "Spiritus's forum"-version (account on Spiritus's forum needed to watch): [/url]http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30063448/1/?x=0#post10007876[/url]
[/list]
Feedback is welcome.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Diplomats are sent to Audriany and Aotan.
It is Saturday, my fellow Spirituans.
https://youtu.be/du-TY1GUFGk?t=2s
Matrixulated
Now what do you want?
Matrixulated
Trade deals, that's all.
Are you sure?Last time we accepted your deals,it all went down with a war.
I hereby declare this man a coward.
Matrixulated
*picks up sword*I only surrender because our economy was not meant for long wars*picks up telegram*more winged hussars?at least that's something.
~~~Map Update~~~
Summoning: [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation], [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], [nation=short]Audriany[/nation], [nation=short]THE_GREAT_POTATO_EMPIRE[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], [nation=short]Ythapitan[/nation], [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]The_Pie_Islands[/nation], [nation=short]Shambo[/nation], [nation=short]Consigahria[/nation], [nation=short]Parrona[/nation], [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]Caocuratia[/nation], [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation]
Link: http://i.imgur.com/RyMbyvK.png
No colonies yet, don't panic [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] and [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] :D
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ythapitan
*diplomat places a flag on the map where Singapore should be*
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
*Aotan diplomat places flag on map where Denmark should be* :D
Long live Aotan!
You stay on your side and I do the same, and we don't need to cripple ourselves.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by Aotan.
Wow, quite hostile. I suppose the Cavolian war is still quite recent...
Matrixulated
Does sound kind of like me, but I don't think that was what was meant...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
General message to everyone, I am getting stricter on map claims (as the map is becoming more and more populous :D ), so please don't be offended if I reject your claim :)
Also, I am more tolerant of oversized claims if they contain a single real world country, though I still reserve the right to reject an oversized claim even if it lies within a single real world country (so claiming Russia won't work :D ).
If you would like to make an appeal, please speak to [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] - I trust him/her to make the final judgement :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
. . . aaaaand there goes the neighborhood!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Splendid work!
If only NationStates had a Pulitzer prize or something . . . or we here in Spiritus at least, had some accolade deserving of such a splendid work.
You hear me [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]???
It's Golden Potato award time!
Give credit where credit is due!
M.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans
Aotan I prefer "The Republic of Caocuratia". The "ready like red" shtick is just to grab an easter egg. its temporary
Matrixulated
I'm Escanthea's puppet, dude.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
[nation=short]Aotan[/nation] you can be the one to make final decisions, it's your map! :D You'd know better than I would how it should work.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The citizens are sore about it, if this goes on, some person with a swastika might come in..............................................
Matrixulated
(picks up telegram)
My OLD GUARD arrived.So did my NEW GUARD.Now shoo before I make you.
Matrixulated
Is Audriany beside me?
Summon the 1st interstellar fleet!
Matrixulated
Sure you have that.
I HAVE IT.
Matrixulated
I HAVE MORE!
Matrixulated
Your scientifical advancement is way smaller than mine.
You probably have horses.
Tell me the truth.
Matrixulated
I THROW NS STATS OUT OF THE WINDOWS!
I use Stellaris as my guide and I discovered tachyon lances long ago!
Matrixulated
I have a big Battlecruiser that will destroy your nation.
You are dead now.
Matrixulated
Point defence/tachyon lances/ hypershields/jump drives/horses.............I have the whole package that technology has to offer beyond FTL and before FTL
We are still alive! Now die at the hands of our fallen empire allies and us!
Matrixulated
???
69 minutes of silence?
Awwww shucks!
Just when it was getting interesting . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
2nd,4th,8th,12th and 14th interstellar fleet are deployed to escort REASON..............wait why am I telling you this, stay out of this "skirmish" with a minor power on the galactic stage.
Matrixulated
"Bollocks!"
* rips OFF officially-licensed #pray4[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] team t-shirt in outrage! *
"Muppet!"
* puts ON a bootlegged [nation=short]audriany[/nation]'s 'Galactic Dream Team 2016' hoody*
Now, back to that thrilling "skirmish" . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands
This is the point where Potatagion shouts
HERESY
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
Does anyone here play "cyber nations"?
I wonder if it's worth playing.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
I tried it, once, a couple of months ago, wondering whether it would be like NS. I personally wouldn't recommend it, but who am I to say that? I quit after the first thirty minutes.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Idk, for me it wasn't as flexible as NationStates. It had a lot of in-depth stats that you had to pay attention to and... well, it might be more realistic, but I think NS is a little bit more open. I tried it for a week(?) before giving up.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Firing REASON...........3....................2............wait,is Audriany on the same planet..............no?.....................okay........refiring REASON.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Woah!
That is like a word for word description of my nephew's internet browser history versus his real-life dating adventures!
M.
*whispers*
(Don't tell Spudly I told you, he's fragile.)
Legendus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey, Spudly, don't worry about it. So what if the most meaningful relationship of your life is a simulation operating at minimum capacity?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sorry, I am unable to change it (at least at this time), as the program I use doesn't let me undo text :(
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Aotan, could you put a note near the coast of Somalia (still in the sea) that it is a 'Masylvanan Mercenary NAP zone' please?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.