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Region: Spiritus
I think there is too many for that
Grumpy Grandma
How many Jesus(s)(i) are in this nation?
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
A lot but there are even too many lamas for them
Grumpy Grandma
We need to rise up to fight the lamas
Grumpy Grandma
Otatoes are the real problem here. We must eradicate them, in the name of The Great Potato!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
Potatoes! Not otatos and parrots shall peck the lamas to death!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
dragons... eat the llamas *thousands of dragons fly and eat the llamas* potatogion, otatoes are the child of potatoes, they are equal to potatoes, both great greatness, we must bring otatoes and there forefather the potatoes together my friend
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The parrots will still peck the lamas to death.
We succeeded! The coup is in full swing! Finally our corrupted federal government is overthrown! Long live the serene republic of parrona!
You don't see a otatogion around here do you? Otatoes may be similar to Potatoes, but they are not equal. I shall let otatoes have their rights, but I shall never regard them as equal.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
i suggest not, dragons are protective of there meals and if the parrots go near the llamas they will most likely get eaten too
why not? they have the same taste, texture, and everything, otatoes are just greater in size
and yes ive seen a otatogion
Matrixulated
They are missing a letter, that automatically makes them worse. You also can never get better than potatoes.
WHERE! I WANT TO MEET THIS HERETIC!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Okay! (Turns to radio) "Attention all parrots, return to aviary foxtrot and prepare for the zombie apocalypse"
Matrixulated
For the potatoes!
Matrixulated
YEAAAA! QUIA ANNUUM!
Matrixulated
he is in a far off region one of great war and conquering, very powerful, developed many powerful things
Matrixulated
I must hunt this otatogion! I must find him and show him the light of the true Potato.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I have tachyon lances. Casus belli:deus vult This means war!......no......wait we will have zombies to deal with soon.expect the parronan crusade of purification to start in a fortnight
the dragons defeated all the zombies already too
i suggest against that the place you seek has destroyed many countries stronger than you
I mentioned tachyon lances, didn't I
Or the lamas are hatching a plot to destroy the nation of spiritus
The Salaxalans
I believe we need to destroy the lamas and to do that a war is needed
THEYRE ALREADY ALL DEAD AND EATEN!!!!!!!
Potatogion
none of this nation has anything to worry about as long as im here ill obliterate any threat!
Potatogion
I have something those other countries didn't have, the power of the great Poato on my side; and about 10^3745 nukes.
Matrixulated
I SHALL HELP YOU FATHER!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
DRACONOS! WHERE IS THIS LAND OF OTATTOES! FOR THE SOLANUM TUBEROSUM CRUSADE SHALL COMMENCE SOON!
it is ironically in the mirror my friend, you see, it is your mirror image, in the reverse world
Potatogion
i have no idea of his whereabouts. he disappeared when i left that region
Potatogion
but he looks a lot like you
Potatogion
I know what I must do. I shall create a machine that shall let me travel into mirrors. He will be there, and I shall slay him. Then I will have no opposite.
The BBC and CNN have positions 5 & 6 respectively. We both live another day. Want to play again?
Potatogion
But what about your shadow?
dont get me started on shadows
Potatogion
and you are aware you are of exact equal skill, it will be a never ending combat, just leave him be, for if he dies you die too
Potatogion
But of course.
But I have Potanadia, and maybe I won't kill it. I will just trap him and incapacitate him.
HERESY!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"HERESY!" to you maybe, but to me; it is just merely a part of my dogma.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh boi An earthquake drill.... Hot bloody hell is cookin out here....
Matrixulated
Is it because you are the 9 circles of hell?
Matrixulated
....ok....
Same set-up? No one else wants to play nuclear roulette?
[quote=culveria;21843414]what are you talking about? come take a seat and eat with everyone[/quote
is there any food left...I'm a little late
Culveria my boy, would you like to play nuclear roulette. CNN and BBC have been chosen already.
Way too late. There's some cold french fries. You're welcome to them.
faulknation where have you been? and potatogion you are aware otatogion has otatonadia too
nuclear roulette? you are aware my nation is untouchable right? it has a paradoxical force field
and faulknation no worries it was just something i said, i am mostly straight
GET OFF MY LAWN, CAROL.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Hello, fellow beings.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
the feast was supposed to be in faulks honor as well as potatonadias
Oh, [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation], congratulations with your 110th millionth person.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Maybe it would be nadiaota. I am aware that otanadia would be there, but I shall be building my machine as a little more than just going into mirrors. I am going to create a machine that will pull otatogion into a separate dimension where I can debilitate him(or her?). Then I shall deal with otanadia the same way.
I didn't eat the french fries. I was just telling you that they were there.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey, that's my birthday too. Happy early birthday!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Why eat potatoes when you can eat pasta? Much better.
Matrixulated
Why can't we just eat like bread or something. I like bread.
Matrixulated
Or cheese?
How about we eat cheese?
Yeah!
And you know what goes together amazingly & perfectly well underneath melting, ooey-gooey cheese?
A baked potato!
We should eat potatoes.
Hmmm . . . you might be on to something here, The Cygnus. . .
M.
The Salaxalans, Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
How about we eat cheese?
Yeah!
And you know what goes together amazingly & perfectly well underneath melting, ooey-gooey cheese?
A baked potato!
We should eat potatoes.
Hmmm . . . you might be on to something here, The Cygnus. . .
M.
*pokes head out of garage*
I like your thinking. It's too dangerous to think to much about other foods without coming back or including potatoes. Everyone can just eat everything with potatoes. Nothing shall be without potatoes. Potato bread is great, delicious, and funny. Normal bread may be pretty tasty and cool looking, but it is not delicious or funny on its own.
*goes back into garage where sounds of clanging and power tools can be heard*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
The new government has succeeded in reestablishing authority in the country. We will now arm for the 1st potato---otato war on the side of the potatoes.
The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Prime minister Alexander's response to the matter of otatos during the national rally
The 1st interstellar fleet shall bomb their farms till the ground is barren, the 5th fleet will shell their cities, and together, the otatos shall meet their demise!
Motto:For success, you need,money, time and effort
The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
There was already a potato war. It was called world war P. I do not think your nation was born yet when the Great War of the Potatoes happened. We were against the International Northwestern Union;they were a formidable foe, but we drove them out of spiritus.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
But I am for the notion of "The otatoes shall meet their demise." The second potato war, IIWWP, Second Great War of the Potato, or whatever you want to call this war shall commence.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
2nd potato---otato war aka the potato crusade for purity
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Maybe now is not the time?
We should be marshalling our forces and preparing for the anticipated World War Z.
I'm just saying.
Grumpy Grandma
dont start this war potatogion, if otatogion dies you die too!
We should be marshalling our forces and preparing for the anticipated World War Z.
I'm just saying.
Oh no the barricades are not finished. Distactions like the potato crusade for purity will come later activate the energy shields.......no l meant fortify the wall of sovereignty, the wall of strength, the citadels of freedom, the parliament house, the prime minister's office, Fort Ferro, pasil mansion, the palace, and the harbour which is also the evacuation zone.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Which is to say that I am backing out of the crusade......until the 5th wave of zombies roll past. The zombies are actually weapons released by all the invaders in nationstates.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Five and Twelve this morning [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Another day with no detonation. Congratulations on your continued existance.
HERESY!
I am not going to kill otatogion. I am just going to incapacitate him and keep him from commanding the otato forces.
We should be marshalling our forces and preparing for the anticipated World War Z.
I'm just saying.
After World War Z, otatogion will be attacking us. If I do not stop him we will be wiped out. For the glory of spiritus and potatoes everywhere, I must leave you to defeat the otatoes.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Only 24? In my country, death of a potato will get all your limbs cut off, your nose and your toung ripped out, 100 lashes with an electric staff, and you be hung up on a post for all to see until you eventually die.
Um, I will attack your nation after the zombie wave. Casus belli:Deus Vult/Humilate Rival/Crusade/Convicted Leader. War goal: (for all Casus Belli) take otatogion's capital.
CNP TV BROADCAST
Some strange incidents have happened in Parrona, wild animals started avoiding cemeteries nationwide, they even started migrating through cities, after initial investigation, the government discovered a virus named The Scourge and even declared nationwide martial law the navy was recalled to defend the city of parron. The government remains in parron to keep morale up. Shelters are currently closed but are to be opened in the event of a disaster. There is no evacuation order as of yet.
We will keep you updated on CNP.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NUKE THEM! NUKE THEM ALL!
Grumpy Grandma
Some strange incidents have happened in Parrona, wild animals started avoiding cemeteries nationwide, they even started migrating through cities, after initial investigation, the government discovered a virus named The Scourge and even declared nationwide martial law the navy was recalled to defend the city of parron. The government remains in parron to keep morale up. Shelters are currently closed but are to be opened in the event of a disaster. There is no evacuation order as of yet.
We will keep you updated on CNP.
That sounds pretty grave. We'll be wishing for the best in Parrona and offering any support that we can.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The lamas are taking control of the minds of all animals and are using potatoes as their weapons
They are coming
All lamas are attacking
HERESY! Don't you remember? All the llamas were eaten by Draconos' dragons. The real problem are the zombies and the otatoes.
This is an act of war!
*POTANS paradrop on the capital of Culveria, taking all government officials hostage.
You will die for your heinous crimes. We are mighty, yet you are few.
POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA!
No the lamas have come back and with a vengeance they ar rigger and badder and have more lamas and other animals than they ever did before.
*POTANS paradrop on the capital of Culveria, taking all government officials hostage.
You will die for your heinous crimes. We are mighty, yet you are few.
POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA!
I do not think that that plan is wise. Culveria is defended by great monstrosities and ferocious beast of all shapes and sizes. And Draconos cares little about the lives of his people. He will eliminate all the paratroopers and wreck havoc I on your nation.
They are just llamas. Poatoes > llamas.
The lamas have teamed up with he potatoes please help
*The POTANS constantly chant "POTATA are superior. POTATA will prevail."
*A bunch of beasts attempt to attack. The beasts' insides, containing traces of missile, are spread across Culveria.
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Written by Refuge Isle.