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Region: Spiritus
Hey Santa, I grew-up in New Zealand!
We all thought it was the arse-end of the world back then in the '80's.
The world always forgot about us Kiwis.
We never made worthy 'World News' and especially on weather forecasts, weather maps, (and bizarrely) world maps, we were just too far off Australia to be included, or worse, relevant!
We couldn't wait to get old enough and get out to travel the world!
But that was before Globalization.
And that was before the Internet.
And that was before the magnificent Lord of the Rings movies!
Yeah, muthaf*cking World . . .
All of that beautiful Shire, the Forests, those Mountains, Rohan & Gondor . . .
ALL the splendor of Middle Earth is all in New Zealand!
Yeah, that's right, muthaf*cking World!
Miss us on a map now will ya?
* ahem! *
Sorry, I digress . . .
So, [nation=short]jolly old st nicholas[/nation] . . .please don't forget to visit New Zealand!
Cheers, mate!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Isn't New Zealand basically in Australia?
*prepairs for the fury of a thousand small fruit-shaped flightless birds*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Singapore is not Malaysia!
Finland isn't Russia, yet.
Luxembourg exists!
*looks around*
Oh no.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
1)not anymore
2)not yet
3)they don't know how to name a capital city, along with:any country that does [insert country name] city. i.e.)Luxembourg city
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Triggered? W T F ??
Who did that?
[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] was that you?
A lump of coal in your saucey French stocking!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas
He'll be super-triggered when he reads that!
I think you might want to find a nice quiet spot East of the Urals, Russi.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Err....has anybody heard from this guy since he was told to jump on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn?
Do you think he actually did it?
Silly sausage!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Russinadia should find somewhere neutral, like Switzerland.
Or go to Gallipoli.....................................
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He left, or was chased out...............................................................
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
roflmfao!
Nah!
OGG shot his arse out from under him is more likely.
Huzzah!
p.s. heyyyy....when was the last time you got mooned, [nation=short]parrona[/nation]?
It's been quite a while....has that stopped being a thing?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
* R U N *
Run you cur!
Run and hide!
Don't worry about "small fruit-shaped flightless birds" you Commie!
Worry more about the Māori warriors I'm sending to do the Haka on your vodka-swilling, bear-humping, "everyone's-equal-but-some-are-more-equal-than-others" Trotsky-Stalin-Lenin loving cabbage head!
And buy an atlas!
Mutt.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Suck it, Spudly!
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Oooh, and looky looky!
It's now 00:16hrs EST!
Merry Christmas everyone!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Spudly, you can still suck it!
M.
* Māoris are moving North with bad intentions *
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
Neutral places suck. Choose a side commies. If I'd go to any neutral land, I'd go to Ireland, the land of potatoes.
Hehe, "The Triggering of Kiwis" does work! I've always wanted to try. It's almost as fun as telling a southern Irelander that Northern Ireland is superior economically and culturally, or as fun as telling a marching band kid that marching band isn't a real sport. Maybe even as fun as telling an Englishman that tea is better cold and telling anyone with any opinion on brexit your opinion on brexit.
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Hah hahhh!
Nice, Russ! Niiiice!
I believe I can do better . . .
Darts is not a real sport, and neither is competitive eating.
Scotland 'belongs' to England.
The Falklands are, and always will be British. So f*ck-off Argentina!
What's a Brexit?
Sicily is in Italy.
World War II lasted well over 5 years . . . France capitulated in much less than 5 weeks!
Back to you guys . . . !
And a Merry Christmas to all . . . all except Argentina.
Seriously!
They can suck it with Spudly!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas
France knew the inevitable.
China took four years to fall, but the British lost Singapore in a week!
The British did worse than the French.
Never another Gallipoli, right?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Come on, Christmas! Christmas, come on!
Peace and love, peace and love.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Russinadia, run to Moscow!
Or Gallipoli.
Or Versailles.
Maybe Pearl Harbour.
Ah, I know, Fort Sumter!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[I]
*Kicks in the front door and disables alarm.*
[/I]
Merry Christmas, y'all! Don't mind me. Just stopping by to drop off some snacks. I hope everyone is having a great time this holiday season.
[I]
*Leaves a plate of fudge brownies and flees out the door.*
[/I]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Merry Christmas everyone! Potatoes for everyone!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jolly Old St Nicholas
You're late!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
These are all amazing! Someone else make some of these up, I can't think of anymore.
No they aren't! Time is relative, it may be the 26th for you, but for some the 25th just began. Also, why are you still up, it's 12:00 am in Singapore!?!? Go to sleep you hippie!
Thanks! These are great!
*takes a brownie*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
That's just ignorant and rude!
Grinch!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yaaaaay!
Sweet! Thank-you!
Mmmmm....are they potato-brownies?
Vodka infused potato-brownies perhaps?
I'll take one....or two....or....
Huzzah
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas
A reference of "The movie that shall not be named, because it doesn't deserve to have a name"?
You disappoint me.
"The movie that shall not be named, because it doesn't deserve to have a name" suffers of crappy writing, crappy execution and Jim Carrey.
No one with any self-respect should ever mention it.
NO ONE.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Merry Christmas everybody! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
**Wants to go clubbing because it's his birthday - Finds everything is closed 😔😂**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Happy society imposed birthday! Can't you change water into wine though?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
Merry Christmas Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Christmas Time (Is Here Again)! Merry Christmas! Peace and Love!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
"Rest with the other great, glittering stars, George Michael. You've finally found your Freedom, your Faith. It was your Last Christmas, and we shall miss you terribly..."
RIP George Michael
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
This year has taken far too much talent: Bowie, Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Prince, Rick Parfitt, and George Michael to name but a few...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic
The entire Russian Choir sad.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
A few leaders........................
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
It's one of those nights....................
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Also: Gordie Howie, Craig Sager, and Jose Fernandez, for any sports fans.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
....and The Rogue Lumberjacks
....and Old Grumpy Grandma
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Well, umm, excuse me?
My apologies to you, Mayor, and to the rest of Whoville!
Huzzah!
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Hear, hear.
You do sound more erudite than normal, Spud.
Is something wrong?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Rogue Lumberjacks didn't die, as far as I know, his nation simply CTE'd and got swallowed up by my hordes...
Grumpy Grandma CTE'd and then was resurrected by me - Now that should tell you she was always mine to begin with! 😂 - The Administrator of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has held somewhere nearing 30 puppets over the years (Some older than the Church) - I've lost track of the exact number - Grumpy Grandma will be reabsorbed and CTE again - I'm kind of cruel like that - Nations and civilizations rise and fall, people die; everything has an End - I had even considered leaving this game entirely before, but JZJ is the comeback King!! 😂 - You can never be certain I'm gone; not entirely...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
sshhhh. we are sleeping
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The full weight of George Michael's death has hit Britain today....
And Uncle M. who is inconsolable!
My Mum's in pieces, so's my Aunt, even my Gramma, its baaaaad.
Damn!
Is that what will happen when Bieber dies?
Damn.
Britains heart is broken.
So sad.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You weren't sleeping when I was on your rooftop last night - This is what happens when you try to catch out [nation=short]Jolly Old St Nicholas[/nation]...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
So it's apparently pretty good to live in my country.
There are no heartbreaking moments of talentated people dying.
Why there aren't,you ask?
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FAMOUS PEOPLE HERE!
Rest in pieces George Michael,1963-2016.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
So your nation has NO TALENT?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Anyhow work is done for almost a year, where the hoe hoe hoes at?! 😜
Matrixulated
No more to say.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Not to mention the stormtrooper who hit his head. He died this year apparently.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Well,we had a great figure in our history.
STRONG CEAUSESCU MADE SOVIET STRONK REPUBLIC OF ROMANIA PROUD!
Don't worry,we're observed when some night clubs burn up and around 100 people die or are hurt.
Matrixulated
* force-chokes [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] *
You Muppettttttttt!
Perspective.
Gravitas.
Mourning.
Millions of Stormtroopers died a long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.
George Michael died on Christmas Day.
Russians died en-masse in a jet crash.
Respect!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
You're catching up!
Can't let this happen, must remember to spam puppets soon................................................................
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I cut them all back, there's only me and Grandma, and I'm having her round for dinner in a few weeks... Yummy!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Never mind then.................................................
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Then again, I may be being economical with the Truth...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...like we didn't already know THAT!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Jedi thruths, eh?
Let me guess, you speak the thruth from "a certain point of view".
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
No!
Why did they CTE!
I must have forgotten to turn on Vacation mode.
Well, the horde will not get them.....................
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
'Morning Spiritus!
Back to the grind.
Bah!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I sense a great disturbance in the Force...
R.I.P. Princess Leia
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic
Hello there! - I say; "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", however, do you think yourself the first to try and copy me?...
Matrixulated
Where are all those other Jesus's and Jezus's that used to be around here???
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
They killed Solo, Leia's really dead.
...
I have a really bad feeling about this.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic
Well ofcourse [nation=short]Potato Jesus Christ[/nation] is still around - It is Spiritus afterall...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I did say that I sense a great disturbance in the Force...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
But this stormtrooper hit his head. He was the best stormtrooper. I didn't even know who George Michael was before he died. Rip Michael Leader.
Matrixulated
https://youtu.be/FSWiMoO8zNE
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
4 hours and nothing? Wow! People must be nursing some bad hangovers, sleeping, or suffering 2016 Depression...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
All three in my case, haha. Got to pregame for 2017 am I right? :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
2016 was pregame for 2017.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Uhhhhh . . .
You had to bring up that stormtrooper dude.
And then I mocked him.
And then Carrie Fisher dies!
Princess Leia . . . the other Sky...walk...uhhh!
And no more Solo's now, either?
2016 has been evil.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
And also, Richard Adams.
Gone at aged 96 to join the Owsla of El-ahrairah and be forever young.
Thankyou for, 'Watership Down'
Run free, my friend.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Ah, Watership Down...
I still wonder what idiot thought "Hey, it's animated and is about rabbits, it must be suitable for kids!".
Needless to say, it left quite the impression on my young mind.
Rabbits are monsters indeed.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Hi
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
hi
Matrixulated
**Tinsel-festooned tumbleweed blows across the RMB**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas
cabbage
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Parrona
Cabbage? Did somebody say cabbage?
Matrixulated
People live and people die, that is how things go. There is no use living in the past when you can look to the future. "Don't you cry for the lost, smile for the living. Get what you get and give what your given. Life's for the living, so live it or you're better off dead." -Michael "Passenger" Rosenburg.
Yes, pay tribute to the lost, but do not hold on to them.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Parrona, Statens
carrot
Matrixulated
Hello..
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Hello, welcome to Spiritus!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello, welcome to Spiritus!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
No. My cabbageworms don't eat carrots. It makes this specific species turn orange, making them easy prey for all birds (not to mention [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]) when they start invading lawns.
Matrixulated, Parrona
I like the preamble of this issue, and the fighter jet name:-
Support Your Local Arms Manufacturer
"After the Conglomerated Elvish Arms Syndicate announced yet another setback in the development of a promised new fighter jet, the Hell-Reindeer 3000, the Ministry of Defense is considering the previously unthinkable: importing from overseas."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hell-Reindeer 3000 . . . is awesome!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas
I see a pattern forming here . . .
. . . p o t a t o?
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands, Parrona, Jolly Old St Nicholas
I still
But if you combined them....?
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands
Now Carrie Fisher's mum has died?!
RIP Debbie Reynolds
Noone mention the names of any Star Wars actor/actress or their extended family members! - Death stalks the World, and is collecting souls enmasse... 😞😖
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
...and it appears to be following certain themes, that I won't mention either! 😯😨
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
* closes eyes and wishes really hard *
* begins chanting....*
Jar-Jar Binks....
Jar-Jar Binks....
Jar-Jar Binks....
Anything yet?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
So, did I miss anything of importance?
Matrixulated
There's no such thing as Jar-Jar Binks.
NO SUCH THING.
The prequels do not exist.
They never have.
They never will.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Jar-Jar Binks exists.
And here's a random list.............
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
There are kids on this RMB, you know.
Do you want to ruin their blissful ignorance?
You monster.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Jolly Old St Nicholas
I am sure Star Wars is PG-13
And here's that list again.............
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Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
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Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
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Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Some things were not meant to be watched!
Cease your foul actions, evildoer!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
I agree entirely.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
INCEPTION
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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