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Region: Spiritus
HERESY!
Potatoes should be respected and not sacked.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Okay..................it's the pot for them...............
Thank you for the welcome! And i will make sure to cure next halloween, you have a reputation after all.
Who is studly spud?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Studly Stud?I don't know,Google™ it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The pot is fine.
He is one of the biggest potato lovers in spiritus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Stoodley spood.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sturdy sturd
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ah okay. xD my asking started a potato conversation. It is quite interesting to see.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The knife?
The peeler?
Off with their eyes!
Matrixulated, Akeld
The_Botched_Pejazzle_Of_The_Studly_Spud
THAT, my dear [nation=short]Milaou[/nation] , is the Studly Spud.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm just going to say this once to not start an all out war, I do not worship potatoes. I do not plan to worship potatoes. I do not even see potatoes as a deity. Since these are all my personal opinions though, I will not fault anyone for thinking or acting differently.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
there is no denying that it is definitly a studly spud. I take it he is the pope of potato lover's here? xD
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
HERESY!
There is no pope, potato lovers are allowed to worship and live as they please, without someone telling them what to do.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
ah it is a congregation of mutual love expressed in individual ways.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
Widely respected by them, but not a Pope.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Faulknation
Yes, that is probably the best way anyone could describe it, other than a clusterf*** of crazies. That would be how Culveria would describe it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
He is gone.speak nothing of him.
Not a recognised religion.
Paganism, it seems.
He is but a whisper in the lowest pits of our minds, a shadow in the corner of the room, a sudden chill on a warm day, and a nerd in a geek convention.
HERESY!
Potatoism is a recognized religion! Even the space pope has acknowledged our beliefs as "somewhat crazy, but still almost reasonable"-space pope 2016. There are dozens of us across the universe!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Who fancies soup made from talking potatoes, carrots and onions?
I'll take a soup made from non-talking potatoes, carrots, and onions, but there needs to be a bit more to it; some beef maybe, or chicken broth.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
Universe? Not across dimensions?
"Another Pope? He must be crazy to recognise the potatoes. "
-Cardinal Leon
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
DOZENS OF US!
It is the space pope. He's different then the normal pope.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Not recognised by any of the Fallen
Not recognised by any of the Awakened
Not Recognised by any of the Cursed
Thousands of potatoes are sacked as tension between the potatoes and carrots rises.
Why is tension rising? Is it because potatoes are superior and the carrots are jealous? They need to learn that a good soup doesn't just have one ingredient.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Riots break out between the potatoes and the carrots.
Onions start raiding any building that is owned by potatoes.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Potatoes respond by starching the carrot and onion growing grounds.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
loving potatoes isn't crazy. You just have a strong admiration of potatoed foods
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Parrona
It is not crazy. Culveria just thought it was crazy.
NAPAL–er, I mean STARCH!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Apples, oranges, wheat, mangoes, durians, tea, coffee, sunflowers, roses, cows, ginger, chilli, pepper,coconuts, cherries, barley and tomatoes respond by slaughtering the potatoes and razing their fields.
Scorch their growing grounds!
-tomatoan activist
Potatoes respond by calling in [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] 's massive potato planet along with its armaments.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
Jump drives!
*167 systems dissappear*
The unrest is over!
5793 potatoes thrown in the soup
2365 thrown in the oven
1444 potatoes peeled
10342 potatoes thrown in the blender
Matrixulated
Welcome, [nation=short]Milaou[/nation]! :D Basically last April Fool's Day there was a World Assembly Secretary-General election and I ran on a "Potatoes for all" platform, and, well, Spiritus became kind of potato-obsessed from then on... It was pretty fun. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Milaou
And because of that, this region is divided.
We know who to blame for this...............religion.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
*throws potatoes at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Parrona, Akeld
I see ^^
XD I remember that. I thought it was pretty funny!
It doesn't seem divided to me. but then again I have only met a few of you.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
But then the commies started to slander our most honourable candidate...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Milaou
I do not see how potatoes for everyone would lead to commies hating on him.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
Don't feed [nation=short]parrona[/nation].
He converts attention to spam.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
They claimed we were the left wing of some tinpot dictator's faction.
But we weren't.
Commies and thruth don't get along.
(Unless they voted for Salaxalans, of course )
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Milaou
Oh, okay. Thanks for the advice!
Oh ok ^^ that makes sense, I think.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
And he's a registered spud-offender!
Deviant!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Potatogion
Deus Vult!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He broke the law, he never went around and did the spud-offender shuffle for everyone.
LAWBREAKER!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
what happened?
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
He didÂ…unspeakable things to the spudlings.
*shudders*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Preach it, Spacey Spud-Brother!
Tell it as it is!
We suffered, survived, and ultimately prevailed in the Great Spiritan Potato War!
Many spud-loving Spiritans sacrificed everything and thus secured the rights for all nations to be free.
( Praise be to The Holy Tuber, Lord Hutton, and His UnHoly Walking Deadliness, [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation]. )
But that hard won victory guarantees even [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] his free speech and freedom to express his opinions.
Even if he's mean and misguided!
He just needs some extra spud-love.
Some special potato hugs & kisses.
Kill him with kindness!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Potatogion, Milaou
LET'S SEND SOME LOVIN' DOWN PARRONA'S WAY! LOVE-LAVA RAINS FROM THE SKY!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Milaou
oh those poor spudlings v-v
Very inspirational Studly Spud xD
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Oh gawwwwd!
I think I'm gonna cry. . .or laugh hysterically!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
xD I am choosing to laugh. I am starting to understand to potatoiness of the region but I find it funny, in a good way.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hah Hahhh!
There you go, [nation=short]Milaou[/nation] have fun with it!
That's the very spirit of Spiritus!
So here, have a potato!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Statens, Milaou
It seems [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] decided to leave too. :( They told me to give everyone their regards.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Aw.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
* adds potato *
* adds post *
* hak! hak! hak! *
* adds post *
* adds potato *
....and....
* Huzzah! *
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia, Statens, Milaou
*takes hat off and holds it onto chest*
He will be missed
*tosses a potato flower onto a grave marked "Faulknation:2016-2016 Spiritus' greates lover of potatoes who was also a dragon"*
*turns around and walks into the distance, fading into the mist*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Statens
*sniffles*
....poetry, spacey-bro, that's really deep!
[nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] would have loved that inscription.
* bows head*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Statens
Oi vey!
He'll be back soon too.
Once you go evil mind-controlling, manipulative, alien overlord you never go back, baby!
Plus, we have potatoes.
And a leader who has stirrups where his ears should be . . . so I wonder what happens if I press his nose . . . ?
* THUD !!! *
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Post self-deleted by Potatogion.
*A single golden tear runs down my face*
It is true. "However long you are gone, you shall always return home."
*puts tinfoil hat back on*
I'm glad that the alien didn't come back while I had that off.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
FAUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLK!
*puts on a black dress with a black veil, pulls out a black umbrella*
*it starts to rain*
*wispers* faulksÂ…he was so young.*snif*He's with the Angel-dragons now.
*places a potato flower*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
I was wondering where [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] kept that instant 'go to sleeeep' knockout button.
It took a real Muppet to find out for himself though!
Huzzah!
#remember[nation=short]Faulknation[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Milaou
He's in the same region as Culveria (yes, I did maybe a little bit of stalking lol). Culveria is apparently the founder of it and Faulknation is the "undergodling". Interesting.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
*It's
The region is called Kesmor Of Draconos
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You're making me really comfortable.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
You're welcome?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That is a difficult thing to do. He is an uncomfortable man.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That is true
That is true
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Why did that type twice lol
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
IT'S MAGIC!
I bet it was [nation=short]The salaxalans[/nation].
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Or an echo.
Echo.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Are we in a cave? Have we been spelunking for this whole time?
ECHO!
Echo!
Echo.
EchoÂ
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Ooh! Caves are fun
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, I went and visited this region he has moved to - His posts on their RMB were most revealing(!),
...and terribly dull!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens
Quiet you! ...with your demonization of Zombiekind!!
**Slaps [nation=short]mrglglglgland[/nation]**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Jar-Jar Binks enters the RMB....*
"How rude!" He says to J-Z-J.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hey Spiritus! I must sadly inform you that, due to real-life time constraints, I have resigned as emissary from the 10000 Islands to Spiritus, effective today. Not to worry, though, because the able [nation=short]Louisistan[/nation] has been named my replacement. It has been an honor representing the Islands here and building our regions' ties.
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30094392/1
- Paffnia
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Listen Spudly, when I want your opinion I'll bloody well give it to you.
Now watch your lip before I break-out your Sailor Moon cos-play photos, Stud!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What demonisation?
See this aggression!
Such savagery!
And you stink. You smell like you've been death for 2000 years .
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Don't do that!
Think of the children!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
Where's [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] when you need him & a good shotgun ?
Somebody please shoot that goofy Jar-Jar wanker before he makes a dash for an asteroid field!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
But he's a sith.
It can't be that easy.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Umm . . . you meant *un-death* for 2000 years, right?
Either, or.
Neither, nor.
Potato, Potatoes.
But yeah, he needs a kick-a$$ breath mint anyway.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Good Morning, Spiritus.
My name is [nation=short]louisistan[/nation], formerly Delegate of 10000 Islands and now our region's Emissary to Spiritus. I look forward to getting to know you better.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Parrona
Uh, it's 4pm here when you posted.
Matrixulated
It truly is. It made me kinda sad.
Welcome!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Who moved?
Matrixulated
[nation=short]louisistan[/nation] is 10000 Islands's emissary to Spiritus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Talking about Jezus' post you just responded to.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
xD thank you. I will always treasure it.. until I get hungry. Then it's probably baked potato time! But the best way to have a joke is if everyone just has fun with it, so why not? It's better that way!
Matrixulated
Ohhhhhhh
Culveria. He created his own region.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
^^
Someone tell Saxalato to make an embassy there.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
[nation=shortcut]Salaxalans[/nation]
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
SALAXATO!OPEN EMBASSIES WITH...
CULVERIA'S REGION!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
A salaxato sounds like a nice drink, or maybe a slur in another language.
You salaxato! How could you!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
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