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Region: Spiritus
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Pixelpark, Colonalia, Jiesfana
hmm yes re-education camps raise civil rights?
aggressive note taking
The Potatonic Order, Gec Nation, Helloiwouldlikepeace
WE CAN WIN
In Old Zealand there are over 200 potato growers and the growing area is 10,591 hectares. Approximately one quarter of the annual crop is exported. Around 525,000 tonnes of potatoes are grown annually.
You might, you might not. That is the thrill.
Oh but I might
May the best Potato win
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS
Haremm, Gec Nation
I feel the need to answer all of these
1. blood flow to the skin is strongly promoted by sleep. Perhaps when we do not get enough sleep, that results in restricted blood flow to the skin - which in turn would make us look more pale and tired.
2. People can be indefinitely intelligent
3. Yes, it has happened
4. ...through the same hole
5. No but the name is the same!
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. They never will
10. because we developed individual numbers to count from one to fifteen (or so) before we developed a systematic way of expressing all numbers
11. Because they are clinically insane
12. Yes, although you shouldn't
13. Yes, but it is easier to clean
14. Both
Haremm
We tied, now what?
I will figure out an elaborate game to decide the winner! Maybe a Rock Paper Scissors tournament. OrÂ… UhÂ… I donÂ’t know, anyone have any ideas?
The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana
We could do greatest potato poem?
The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana
Yes
The Potatonic Order
May the greatest potato poet win
The Potatonic Order
Eyes of Potato
With so many eyes, what do you see?
What wondrous sights do you hope to find,
and what wisdom does it grant?
All I know is few others search so hard.
I know I'm not running, but I gave it a shot anyways. Maybe Old Zealand Founder would like to also add a poem (except I just discovered they ceased to exist 11 days ago)
Jiesfana, Greater Old Zealand
Alt account of Jiefsana here, I have a fantastic potato poemÂ… sort of
Killer King
He keeps his Potato Farmers
In a little cabinet
"Let them have starch,” he says
Just like all of spiritus
A built-in remedy
For Carrots and Celery
At anytime some starchy goodness
You can't decline
French fries and Baked Potats
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
HeÂ’s a Killer King
Great Ruler of the Jies
Tank divisions on a dime
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Gives a Potat appetite
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
He never kept the same address
In his free time
He rules over labor camps
Met a spud in Fornpān
Now sheÂ’s a simple Jiesphan
Saved another Potato
Please, do be inclined
Potats came naturally from Idaho (naturally)
For farms he will cherish
Fastidious and precise
HeÂ’s a Killer King
Great Ruler of the Jies
Tank divisions on a dime
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Did I parody Killer Queen?
Perhaps
Do i find pride writing this song in 1 hour and 15 minutes?
With every cell in my body
The Salaxalans, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana, -I Ship It-, Helloiwouldlikepeace
IÂ’m creative!
Haremm
I thought it read like a song. Apparently that is a justified feeling.
Haremm, Jiesfana
Waiting for a poem from the other candidate then we can begin the judging! :P
Oblitus Terras, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana
I have decided
This is an alt account for Greater old Zealand, I have a stupendous potato poem, to an extent.
A World Without Potatoes is a World Without Good
Here we have no famine and we have no plague
for where there are potatoes there are no mistakes
this is not Ireland nor is it 1845, we are destined for greatness
and greatness will come for where there are potatoes there is good
Potatoes have guided and they have saved for their all-seeing eyes
will never haze, Potatoes built this land and we shall cherish it until the last fry is left to die
Boiled, mashed, baked, or sweet they lead us all to a better land.
A land free from worry or trouble of the past, a land where all can have a break at last,
A land that is known by all as Spiritus, a land I am proud to call home.
This is not my song or my poem it is an anthem and a beacon of hope for all of Spiritus and for which others to cope
because there is no place like potato land, a good land.
The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana, -I Ship It-, Gec Nation, Land Of The Bob, Helloiwouldlikepeace, Potato Knights
WAIT OLD ZEALAND DIED!??!?!
Okay I shall take both poems into account and randomly appoint some other judges to consult.
YAY DEMOCRACY
Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Gec Nation, Helloiwouldlikepeace
After much thought and after eating many potatoes for clarity I declare Greater Old Zealand the winner of the poetry tiebreaker! Congratulations to our new Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!!! And thank you Jiesfana for your poem, this was a fun way to break the tie.
The Potatonic Order, -I Ship It-
Congrats, Greater Old Zealand. Good luck with the arduous responsibilities that have driven many fries insane.
Thank you all
*aggressive saluting*
I shall returnÂ
The Potatonic Order
And so will I.
See you at the next election then.
Jiesfana, Potato Knights
9000000 potatoes?
Huntapa, Potato Knights
Yup dead
Huntapa, Potato Knights
I just joined are there any strict rules I should know about?
no
thanks
SLAVERY IS NOT THE SAME AS SENDING POLITICAL OPPONENTS TO FORCED LABOR
Helloiwouldlikepeace
Post self-deleted by Jiesfana.
Yes, go to the mines, the potato mines.
Potato Knights
Yes, yes french fries are mine too 😋
LOL
Same
Same
Hello
Welcome
Gladica
Hi
Gladica
I'm kinda new here! whatsup??
Nothing much, just potatoes and stuff.
Haha OK!!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1610033
Was looking to include the courts, parliament and other boring stuff in there later. The Court of Owls from the Batman comics seemed like an interesting conspiracy idea to put there too. Hope you guys like this one too!
PS: Next one i'm planning to write about this: [spoiler]The Blood Curse of House Cormorants[/spoiler] .. But this time in Occultos Terras's factbook like a "Roleplay-type Factbook"? Hehehe
The Potatonic Order, Gladica
I have actually been in this region for 3 months
Potato Dog, Gladica
Hi
Hello
The Potatonic Order
95+95=190
The Potatonic Order
interesting
Jiesfana
199 / 7392063 = 0.00002692076
9+10+21
ThatÂ’s a nice flag you have there!
The Potatonic Order
Good evening fellow nations. Please state the diplomatic status of your state. (Translated to normal people language: hey I'm new here how are you)
when potato
soon
Jiesfana
it was met as a statement, but IÂ’m interested either way
I'm extremely confused
Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Tassalvia, Jiesfana, Gec Nation, Greater Old Zealand, Helloiwouldlikepeace, Siochania
What
Who?
whither!?
E?
ZOMBIES
The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana, -I Ship It-, Gec Nation, Helloiwouldlikepeace, Potato Knights
Zohmbees
So we playing as zombie faction?
This is going to be my last attempt at a Roleplay forum. I Hope this works. If not, then help me god.
It is in the Fifth Dimension, called “The Day Before Tomorrow”
hewo
Jiesfana
greatings
Jiesfana
I am potato
Jiesfana
and you are me
THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE
Remember to start working on a cure!
Haremm, The Potatonic Order
For those of you with cure missiles who are looking for something to shoot, IT IS TIME
Here are our first set of targets:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=macolion
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kresha
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=republic_of_lmanburg
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=argenda
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=west_erwitamika
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=isengegal
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=huntapa
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=mystic_arcane
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaneton
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tastycake_federation
After that we will be continuing using the list here: https://nationstates.net/page=zombies. We're starting with those with the highest zombification rate and working our way down. But for now avoid bombing people who are actively researching, and definitely do not shoot missiles at someone who is actively shooting missiles at someone else.
Haremm
help me god
I'm on it!
Danke
Ima stop helping high populations it takes forever
Hi, y'all. I sorta don't get the poll...
Beneficial how?
Reminder: do not hit nations that are currently firing cure missiles. That prevents them from firing their own missiles
Fecker, I did an oopsie, accidentally clicked the Horde
So how do I actually use my cures? I think I have a few ready but the buttons are greyed out.
Go to the nation you want to cure and there should be a big "cure missile" button.
Apparently, my cure research restarted from 0
Yes, it seems all cure research has been reset. Ah well, back to the beginning!
Thanks, but unfortunately I'm dumb and hit a horde button
Alright everyone, cure missiles should be coming back now, and we've got a serious zombie problem. Anyone who is around start targeting these nations:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=aidio
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=spudmeres
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=rojo_mortis
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=isladzua
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=baarn
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=hellfirex
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=cucuo
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=psicathia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=georgist_distributism
After that go here: https://nationstates.net/page=zombies sort the list by zombification and start bombing from the top down
Haremm
How do I cure
Ohh i get it now :)
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AAAAAAAAA
Looking for nations to cure? Here are our next set of targets!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=star_trek
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_spirit
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=wuufu
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=super_ninja8
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=urran
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kedara
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=salaxians
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=spiritus_wfe_history
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=caceres
More nations!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=an_inviting_spirit
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=twilight_town
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_alemanni
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=free_guardians
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sovreignry_spiritus_ii
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=dawnonia
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=worble_wuufu
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=feirmont
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_empire
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kialga
Also: your own missiles will be more effective the fewer zombies you have. If you want us to bring your infection rate down, let us know.
HELP. ME. GOD.
Oblitus Terras
Enjoy being zombie free! We keep ours here for research purposes.
Occultos Terras, Clara Terras, Haremm
A bit weird that an alt has higher cure research than you, huh?
Oblitus Terras, Occultos Terras, Haremm
Oh god, oh f*ck, aw geez
I accidentally cancelled socialism in my country again. Aw man it'll take ages to bring that back.
Occultos Terras, Haremm
Anyone want to save what's left of my population?
It'd be my pleasure, I've got plenty of firepower on hand.
The Potatonic Order
Thank you
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