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Culveria wrote:almost forgot about that *the blade reforms and sharpns into a nanoslicer and slices each of potatogions atoms apart*

Nuts. Good thing I'm a genetically bred super potato soldier.

*grows back*

Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:he asked for a power source for it and i provided

[that makes sense now. Too much science in this chat.]

when are they going to come out with the better version of potatogion?

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:[that makes sense now. Too much science in this chat.]

(you brought it up)

Culveria wrote:(you brought it up)

[I know]

Culveria wrote:when are they going to come out with the better version of potatogion?

Don't give anyone ideas about copying me. Also, it's harder to get better than perfect.

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:Don't give anyone ideas about copying me. Also, it's harder to get better than perfect.

i hate perfection. it means theres no room for improvement.

Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:i hate perfection. it means theres no room for improvement.

You don't need to improve when you are perfect.

Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:You don't need to improve when you are perfect.

thats why its so boring

Oh god we're back to burying me in new posts. :(

:P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh god we're back to burying me in new posts. :(

:P

*shovels posts onto your feet*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh god we're back to burying me in new posts. :(

:P

yup

Potatogion wrote:*shovels posts onto your feet*

*dumps truckload of posts onto [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] and stomps on them compacting them and making it look like he was never here and walks away from the compact pile of posts*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*crawls out of pile of posts while gasping for breath* "AHHHHH*cough* WHY ARE THEY STILL COMING!"

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

*throws [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] a life preserver*

*realizes that life preservers don't float on posts*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

*sets a post on the massive pile of posts*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*watching in amusement floating out of reach above the posts and holds out hand for [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation]* cmon up faulks

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:*sets a post on the massive pile of posts*

(Burns posts after Halloween sugar high)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

quickly so i can make the posts come alive and watch the others struggle

Antartican Rp2 wrote:(Burns posts after Halloween sugar high)

[nation=short]Antartican rp2[/nation] how dare you ruin my fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Salaxalans

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Antartican rp2[/nation] how dare you ruin my fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calls in airstrike of posts as I burst into mad fits of laughter)

*replaces single post*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Calls in airstrike of posts as I burst into mad fits of laughter)

*untouched by posts then makes them come alive and hostile*

*calmly places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:*replaces single post*

*Begins sharpening posts*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:*untouched by posts then makes them come alive and hostile*

(sorry for double post) *pulls out little friend begins firing wildly*

The Salaxalans

Hello little friend.

Potatogion wrote:Hello little friend.

Little friend, his names Bill, Pulls out Mk19

*watching unamused*

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Gets into Titan from Titanfall and stomps on all your posts.

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Gets into Titan from Titanfall and stomps on all your posts.

impressive tiny suit

*replaces all my posts*

*calls copyrited police*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:*replaces all my posts*

*calls copyrited police*

Sues police for infringing on my copyright.

Culveria wrote:impressive tiny suit

Rides Titan from attack on titan.

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:*replaces all my posts*

*calls copyrited police*

he said what it was from so they wont do anything

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Sues police for infringing on my copyright.Rides Titan from attack on titan.

still tiny *gets into gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann*

Faulknation

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*then turns into super gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann*

Culveria wrote:still tiny *gets into gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann*

Rides Cthulu into battle.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

(are you not aware that super gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann is bigger than anything that exists?)

I'm out and..... MORGAN FREEMAN

Matrixulated, Faulknation

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gurennlagann/images/8/8d/Super-tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121211031905

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:its not a chemical. its a micro creature that feeds specifically on starches

And here I am thinking that plasma is a state of matter. I'm so naive.

Matrixulated, Faulknation, Parrona

Esperossa wrote:And here I am thinking that plasma is a state of matter. I'm so naive.

That wasn't about plasma. It was about an organism.

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Alekseandrea wrote:*Woooosh (The sound effect of an appropriate dramatic gust of wind)*

*a leaf blows past*

"Your battery is out of charge."

*Alekseandrea slowly walks away."

Parrona wrote:It doesn't run on batteries, fool.

Esperossa wrote:Not when the batteries are out of charge...

Parrona wrote:Heard of plasma? The pistol runs on that

Culveria wrote:no it doesnt actually, its a form of severely radiated substances and the radiation gives it a constant charge

Potatogion wrote:That wasn't about plasma. It was about an organism.

*places another post*

Ahhhh, yeah. Whatever you say.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

I leave for two days and come back to this.

Even after reading all those messages I can hardly explain why this has happened beyond an average age of 14 in the RMB currently.

On a side note, look into what plasma actually is Parrona.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Esperossa, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Antartican Rp2

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

Masylvana wrote:I leave for two days and come back to this.

Welcome back :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

181 new messages.

Like a fool I actually looked over all of them.

There's 10 minutes of my life I can't get back . . .

You bunch of GO-use-the-spiritus-forums-ignoring-muthaf#ckas!

Aaarrrgggh!

To think I went without sleep and stayed up 24 hours straight wasting cure missiles saving you spamming Muppets!

But the Cubs just won the World Series so I will not send JayZeeJay to execute you all today.

Now there's a real power-playing 'God' who's got his RP & his sh*t together.

And he owes me a favor.

M.

*gently lays post on top of huge post-mountain eyesore*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*places another post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Matrixulated wrote:181 new messages.

Like a fool I actually looked over all of them.

There's 10 minutes of my life I can't get back . . .

You bunch of GO-use-the-spiritus-forums-ignoring-muthaf#ckas!

Aaarrrgggh!

To think I went without sleep and stayed up 24 hours straight wasting cure missiles saving you spamming Muppets!

But the Cubs just won the World Series so I will not send JayZeeJay to execute you all today.

Now there's a real power-playing 'God' who's got his RP & his sh*t together.

And he owes me a favor.

M.

*gently lays post on top of huge post-mountain eyesore*

post post post post

We need to build a wall.

Out of posts.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Masylvana wrote:We need to build a wall.

Out of posts.

And we'll make the internet trolls pay for it.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:And we'll make the internet trolls pay for it.

They're bringing spam posts, they're bring feminists, they're neo nazi's.

Matrixulated, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans

Antartican Rp2 wrote:They're bringing spam posts, they're bring feminists, they're neo nazi's.

TAX THE NEO-FEMINAZIS!

The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2

I'm gone for a few days and...What in the world happened here?

Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:What in the world happened here?

That about sums it up. Welcome back. Or were you on your way out?

2 hours...2 HOURS, and nearly 100 posts about there being to many posts...something doesn't seem right *cues how did this happen to me*

*puts another post down*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*picks up the post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

*puts another one down*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*picks it up*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

I'm done with this.

*drops a post and runs away*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*lays down and goes into the fetal position*

So many posts to clean up!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Post self-deleted by Phytophthora Infestans.

Post self-deleted by Phytophthora Infestans.

Potatogion wrote:...I'm a potato...
I like potatoes... mmmmm!

Culveria wrote:*stabs potatogion in leg with potato killing pest*
That'd be me!

Potatogion wrote:You think I haven't expected something like this. I was bred specifically for a war all about potatoes. I am immune to all chemical warfare.
This is not chemical warfare, it is biological warfare - My troops are invading!

Culveria wrote:Its not a chemical. It's a micro creature...
Yep, sounds like me!

Culveria wrote:It was made by me, and no its not called a biochemical; its bioweapon
You made me?! ...Daddy?! ...Lord?! ...Master?! ...MY ...GOD?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Nuts. Good thing I'm a genetically bred super potato soldier.

*grows back*

A never ending supply of food?! [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], truly you have brought me here to a virtual paradise; a heaven if you will!

*Praises [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]*

*Stands in awe of [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Potatogion wrote:*sets a post on the massive pile of posts*

*Spreads spores amongst the pile of posts*

*spores land on me* eww...what is this *destroys all the spores*

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh god we're back to burying me in new posts. :(

:P

*Gathers posts*

Potatogion wrote:*shovels posts onto your feet*

*Stacks them up*

Culveria wrote:yup

*dumps truckload of posts onto [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] and stomps on them compacting them...*

*Stacks pressure-treated posts separately*

Potatogion wrote:*sets a post on the massive pile of posts*

*Organises pile*

Potatogion wrote:*places single post*

Potatogion wrote:*calmly places another post*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Potatogion wrote:*replaces all my posts*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Matrixulated wrote:*gently lays post on top of huge post-mountain eyesore*

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

Masylvana wrote:We need to build a wall.

Out of posts.

🤔 That's an idea!

Potatogion wrote:*puts another post down*

Potatogion wrote:*puts another one down*

Potatogion wrote:I'm done with this.

*drops a post and runs away*

*Takes all the posts placed or dropped in a pile by [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and constructs a wall, topped with a fence; which surrounds a garden in which in a log/post cabin is built, outside of which is placed a long table made of posts, and upon which is served a monumental feast and large pitchers of innumerable drinks*

*Slips anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic "chill pills" into [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]'s glass*

*Injects [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] with hallucinogenic fungicide*

*Signs for and hands over shipment of large bottles of Pepto-Bismol to [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] (Dragons ALWAYS have acid indigestion and burning acid reflux)*

*Sprays [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] with Oxytocin, and 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine liquid solution (to be inhaled)*

*Sits back*

*Grabs popcorn*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Gathers posts**Stacks them up**Stacks pressure-treated posts separately*

*Organises pile*

🤔 That's an idea!

*Takes all the posts placed or dropped in a pile by [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and constructs a wall, topped with a fence; which surrounds a garden in which in a log/post cabin is built, outside of which is placed a long table made of posts, and upon which is served a monumental feast and large pitchers of innumerable drinks*

*Slips anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic "chill pills" into [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]'s glass*

*Injects [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] with hallucinogenic fungicide*

*Signs for and hands over shipment of large bottles of Pepto-Bismol to [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] (Dragons ALWAYS have acid indigestion and burning acid reflux)*

*Sprays [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] with Oxytocin, and 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine liquid solution (to be inhaled)*

*Sits back*

*Grabs popcorn*

*drops a post*

*dies*

*regrows*

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:I like potatoes... mmmmm!

That'd be me!

This is not chemical warfare, it is biological warfare - My troops are invading!

Yep, sounds like me!

You made me?! ...Daddy?! ...Lord?! ...Master?! ...MY ...GOD?!

I am immune to you, you parasite. The trillions of potatoes I can give to you however are not.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

*collapses again*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma

Russinadia wrote:*arms flailing*

I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME! I CAN'T BLAME MYSELF, I DON'T CONTROL MY ACTIONS! I BET JZJ IS CONTROLLING ME! HE'S MAKING ME INTO A ZOMBIE!

Me?! Controlling you?!?! ...Making you into a zombie?!?!?!

- My dear child, I would not convert you to a member of our Church! - Your recent words and actions, I fear, have hinted that you have a small mind, contained within a small brain - We could not enlighten you with our esoteric knowledge, wisdom, and wit - You would overload and crash! - We could not even feast on your brain for I fear there is not enough to cover a small water biscuit!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Me?! Controlling you?!?! ...Making you into a zombie?!?!?!

- My dear child, I would not convert you to a member of our Church! - Your recent words and actions, I fear, have hinted that you have a small mind, contained within a small brain - We could not enlighten you with our esoteric knowledge, wisdom, and wit - You would overload and crash! - We could not even feast on your brain for I fear there is not enough to cover a small water biscuit!!

IT'S A COVER! HE WANTS YOU TO THINK TGAT HE IS NOT CONTROLLING ME! IT'S THE SALAXIANS MIND CONTROLLING ALL OVER AGAIN!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:IT'S A COVER! HE WANTS YOU TO THINK TGAT HE IS NOT CONTROLLING ME! IT'S THE SALAXIANS MIND CONTROLLING ALL OVER AGAIN!

*waves hand*

SALAXALANS AND THE JEDI-ZOMBI JEZUS ARE NOT THE MIND-CONTROLLING CONSPIRACY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*waves hand*

SALAXALANS AND THE JEDI-ZOMBI JEZUS ARE NOT THE MIND-CONTROLLING CONSPIRACY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!!

*tightening tinfoil hat*

THAT WONT WORK ON ME!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Well then.....

The Salaxalans, Parrona

A battalion of winged hussars arrived from the Nova Sol Republic. Where they are garrisoned is confidential.

Matrixulated wrote:181 new messages.

Like a fool I actually looked over all of them.

There's 10 minutes of my life I can't get back . . .

You bunch of GO-use-the-spiritus-forums-ignoring-muthaf#ckas!

Aaarrrgggh!

Blame [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].

He said he didn't mind.

Wouldn't this be a good poll?

"Is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] to blame for the spam on the RMB?"

-Yes.

-Certainly.

-Without doubt.

-Why are you blaming [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] for a symptom of our rotten society? (He runs things. )

-Potato! (Counts as yes.)

-Shouldn't you fix the problem instead of blaming [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?(Shouldn't you try to fix the problem instead of lecturing me? Hypocrite. And I at least tried. Can you say the same?)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2

i leave for twelve hours...... TWELVE HOURS!!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

I DO NOT HAVE INDEGESTION!!!!! AND I CAN SPIT ACID CAUSE I CHOOSE TO!!

Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation], [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], [nation=short]Audriany[/nation], [nation=short]THE_GREAT_POTATO_EMPIRE[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], [nation=short]Ythapitan[/nation], [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]The_Pie_Islands[/nation], [nation=short]Shambo[/nation], [nation=short]Consigahria[/nation]

New map :D

THE LINK: http://i.imgur.com/D2ydfKJ.png

(Not important) Notification: Also, there will soon be another map update due to people claiming the same land (3 claimed the Caribbean Islands :D) and some not specifying their colours.

Also, ADDRESSING AUDRIANY, colonies will come soon, don't worry :D

Finally, ADDRESSING SALAXALANS, would it be possible to have a link to the map in the World Factbook Entry? That way I won't have to message everyone to notify them of a new update, and everyone won't have to trawl through 50 notifications trying to find my message.

Also, (yes I lied about it being finally, sorry :( ), ADDRESSING EVERYONE, please tell anyone wishing to claim on the map to telegram me with their provinces and their nation colour. I know Audriany has been helping out a lot (thanks ;) ).

Sorry, I know I'm a little late, but could I have perhaps just a bit more land? Nearly 20 billion to accommodate, you know.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Can anyone tell me why the link won't work?

Parrona wrote:Can anyone tell me why the link won't work?

no idea it doesnt work for me either

Culveria wrote:no idea it doesnt work for me either

It worked for me.

Whats up guys

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:It worked for me.

Do I have Sweden?

Smithsburgh wrote:Whats up guys

General nonsense. You're just in time.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Smithsburgh

Parrona wrote:Do I have Sweden?

I have a chunk of the Middle East.

Russinadia wrote:I have a chunk of the Middle East.

I was asking if I have Sweden?

Parrona wrote:I was asking if I have Sweden?

Ohhh, I misread. I don't know, I cannot check right now.

Wow, that's.......................

Potatogion wrote:*drops a post*

*dies*

*regrows*

Potatogion: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/invader-zim-episode-10a-plague-of-babies/82198111/ @ 4:12

Hi there! I am the leader of Unreal Banter from the West Pacific. I have been assigned as ambassador to your region for the West Pacific and wanted to introduce myself. I look forward to be working with your nation and you WA Delegate in the coming weeks!

Have a great day! :)

-The Commonwealth of Unreal Banter

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.