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There has been some heretics claiming that a banana is superior to the potato, a few burnings should teach the people that there is nothing superior to the holy and glorious potato
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster, Republic Of Tenn
I have revamped my opinion.
I believe that banananas are slightly worse than potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Great Potato Empire, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Well done my child, you have renounced the evil. Come bask in the light and glory of potatoes!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
No problem!
Mister Walruson, this is JayZeeJay we're talking about here.
'Puff' the Magic [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], can mutate the water bear, but for the Jedi-Lord Jezus who turns water into wine, this is a mere reversal-miracle.
Simple mastery of the Force, or the source-code as we designed it, Mister Walruson.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Wow!
That's a lot of posts!
I also personally prefer potatos to bananas.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Great Potato Empire, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I don't know how to respond to that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Statens.
A very good point.
Amen to that
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
I bid a tearful farewell to useless fact day.
Until next year, old friend.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Your memory shall live on.
I shall try to make at least one usless fact per day in your memory.
Would anyone else like to say a few words?
Matrixulated, Statens
Krr click
(I will miss gorging on the spam you are constantly spouting)
Matrixulated
Anyone else psyched for Persona 5, or is it just me?
Mrglglglgland
Is it over? Is the Monspam/Tsuspamni/Spamquake/Spamare over?
Matrixulated
Superior? Glorious?
Oh, you meant best delicacy!
I agree!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Statens
What's all this nonsense about nuclear war? I want no part in this foolishness. Vivis respect nature like any civilized society should.
You mean you exploit nature in a reasonable (sustainable) way?
Not the tree-sexual, animal-humanising, socialist idiot way of respecting nature?
The Parron Republic
...Spamerus Dicus Idiocrit delusiol teenawer.
Regarding this ^
There was a typographical error.
Correction:
...Spamerus Dicus Idiocrat Delusiolon Teenagra.
Well, we let our sentient livestock have their own state, government and planet, but we invade said planet twice a decade.
:)
As for dragons however...to the processing factories!
Alekseandrea
Vivis are pretty liberal about amorous activities... But never trees. That's something only the barbaric outsider foreign nations would do. Animal humanizing?... What does one mean by that? Are we to be considered hippies because the act of torturing animals for fun is considered disgusting in our nation? Til a criteria is placed, the question cannot be answered. Socialist? Are we talking Soviets, Maoists and Cuba? or are we referring to more along the lines of the Nordic model? I mean clean air is considered an inalienable human right in our nation.... If that's oh too radical for you then boy must Aleksandrea be a horrid place to live.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Fact of the Day:
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
Statens
I am sure that everyone (barbarians excluded) knew that.
Take your facts somewhere else.
Mrglglglgland
No
The Great Potato Empire
bring on the fire! itll be a good feast of flames before the apocalypse!
The Great Potato Empire
Biological immortality
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with immortalised cell line.
Biological immortality is a state in which the rate of mortality from senescence is stable or decreasing, thus decoupling it from chronological age. Various unicellular and multicellular species, including some vertebrates, achieve this state either throughout their existence or after living long enough. A biologically immortal living being can still die from means other than senescence, such as through injury or disease.
This definition of immortality has been challenged in the Handbook of the Biology of Aging,[1] because the increase in rate of mortality as a function of chronological age may be negligible at extremely old ages, an idea referred to as the late-life mortality plateau. The rate of mortality may cease to increase in old age, but in most cases that rate is typically very high.[2] As a hypothetical example, there is only a 50% chance of a human surviving another year at age 110 or greater.
The term is also used by biologists to describe cells that are not subject to the Hayflick limit on how many times they can divide.
Contents [hide]
1 Cell lines
2 Organisms
2.1 Bacteria and some yeast
2.2 Hydra
2.3 Jellyfish
2.4 Lobsters
2.5 Planarian flatworms
3 Attempts to engineer biological immortality in humans
4 Immortalism and immortality as a movement
5 Other life extensionists
6 Future medicine, life extension and "swallowing the doctor"
7 See also
8 References
9 Bibliography
10 External links
Cell lines[edit]
Main articles: Cell culture and Immortalised cell line
Biologists chose the word "immortal" to designate cells that are not subject to the Hayflick limit, the point at which cells can no longer divide due to DNA damage or shortened telomeres. Prior to Leonard Hayflick's theory, Alexis Carrel hypothesized that all normal somatic cells were immortal.[3]
The term "immortalization" was first applied to cancer cells that expressed the telomere-lengthening enzyme telomerase, and thereby avoided apoptosisi.e. cell death caused by intracellular mechanisms. Among the most commonly used cell lines are HeLa and Jurkat, both of which are immortalized cancer cell lines. HeLa cells originated from a sample of cervical cancer taken from Henrietta Lacks in 1951.[4] These cells have been and still are widely used in biological research such as creation of the polio vaccine,[5] sex hormone steroid research,[6] and cell metabolism.[7] Normal stem cells and germ cells can also be said to be immortal (when humans refer to the cell line).[citation needed]
Immortal cell lines of cancer cells can be created by induction of oncogenes or loss of tumor suppressor genes. One way to induce immortality is through viral-mediated induction of the large T‑antigen,[8] commonly introduced through simian virus 40 (SV-40).[9]
Organisms[edit]
According to the Animal Aging and Longevity Database, the list of organisms with negligible aging (along with estimated longevity in the wild) includes:[10]
Rougheye rockfish (Sebastes aleutianus) 205 years
Olm (Proteus anguinus) 102 years
Painted turtle (Chrysemys picta) 61 years
Blanding's turtle (Emydoidea blandingii) 77 years
Eastern box turtle (Terrapene carolina) 138 years
Red sea urchin (Strongylocentrotus franciscanus) 200 years
Ocean quahog clam (Arctica islandica) 507 years
Great Basin bristlecone pine (Pinus longaeva) 4,713 years
Bacteria and some yeast[edit]
Many unicellular organisms age: as time passes, they divide more slowly and ultimately die. Asymmetrically dividing bacteria and yeast also age. However, symmetrically dividing bacteria and yeast can be biologically immortal under ideal growing conditions.[11] In these conditions, when a cell splits symmetrically to produce two daughter cells, the process of cell division can restore the cell to a youthful state. However, if the parent asymmetrically buds off a daughter only the daughter is reset to the youthful state - the parent isn't restored and will go on to age and die. In a similar manner stem cells and gametes can be regarded as "immortal".
And i never said octopi
i never said i would mutate the water bear, ive been extracting the best traits of each organism
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
7 hours and 39 minutes
eh?
Nuclear.
ohh, dam, i wont be able to be here for it. *flips table*
Too long...so...
Do you know that the internet (especially Wikipedia) is unreliable most of the time?
Copy and pasted information on Wikipedia is a fact?
Give me something more reliable.
Like, (.edu) .
how about youre face? because its always reliable in making me puke
The Parron Republic
But it is true.
Actually Wikipedia is reliable for normal facts.
It is only wrong in the tiny details.
yeah
Now, if only I don't get drunk in the meantime...
...but that's the point of a wedding, to celebrate.
Barbarians... disgusting downers... filthy xenos... heretics... lard... non-existant creatures...
youre creatures are non existent too, but here anything can exist or happen
alright thats a lot of mistakes right there even for me
Parrots exists, can't say the same for dragons, or a deviljho for that matter.
WALRUSSES EXIST!
But...
I WANT TO BELIEVE
Du na na na na naaaaaaa!!!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
i mean youre peoples and all that
Nobody got my reference?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
nope, i dont understand it
>:(
Walruses exists, but not in the way you described.
Cats do.
Squids do.
Parrots do.
Simulations do.
Romanians do.
We do know that Jesus is a Jedi, not sure about the Zombie.
Dragons don't.
Deviljhi don't.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hush, nonbeliever.
thats not the plural for deviljho. its deviljhos.
why? is it something from cable or something?
Well, what do you expect from a PFT Republic, humans?
The capital system is Parron, after all.
Hug a cephalopod today!
*facepalms*
So...
Cactus - Cactuses?
Fungus - Funguses?
Ew, just ew.
I'm at a wedding banquet, to busy clapping most of the time to even notice mistakes and spam.
The plural of platypus is actually platypuses.
no
cactus = cacti
fungus = fungi
deviljho = deviljhos. the js arent silent i think, at least thats what everyone keeps telling me.
Uh...
*rolls eyes*
It's known by every civilized person here.
I bet [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] would get my reference.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
the correct greek plural would be platypodes
Well, at least it's not beer.
*looks at my phone*
Wait what?
*eats a slice of chocolate cake*
Would you like some sfogliatella?
Or some tartufo?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Um...
Sure.
i dont trust those confusing names
They are traditional Italian dolce.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Ni yao xiao bai chai ma?
dolce? alright dammit i took french not italian
Do the Italians have any foods created using fish?
Dolce is Italian for "sweets," similar to the Spanish "dulce." You, with the inferior language of French, would know them as "bonbons."
The Parron Republic
OHH sweets! yum!
i know several, want some sushi? i have sushi made with hundreds of different fish, can your kind eat sharks? i can, the mercury doesnt affect me
Mrglglglgland, Statens
i know but its still made with fish
Statens
Pasta pescatore.
We don't usually make fish for the main course.
Mrglglglgland
I once went to a place that served fried chicken sushi.
My favorite sushi is triple c roll.
Cucumber
Cream cheese
Crab
some are made with fish, and actually one made with fried chicken sounds good
4 hours and 32 minutes.
The countdown clock is kind of intimidating
The Parron Republic
i know it is
Exactly.
My vision is starting to blur, I should stop drinking for a while.
Mrglglglgland, Statens
Food is food! also how do you know this isnt korean sushi hmmm?
Have you had sushi burritos?
They are just huge sushi.
NO!
NO SUSHI!
ONLY ITALIAN FOOD!
(Food. Not people culveria)
Mrglglglgland
that sounds good
THEN MAKE ITALIAN SUSHI
wait i know how to make italian sushi! *grabs a random italian and puts him onto a sushi roller with the other ingredients and rolls it up then unrolls the roller and slices the sushi roll into sushi*
If this is an actual minigame...
Adds dragons, feminists, chauvinists, communists, potatoes, founders and delegates to priority target list.
That is called a Stromboli.
*makes Stromboli*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
then whats this? *shows the italian sushi*
*Electrocutes a polar bear*
That is human sushi.
Different races barely taste different.
Don't ask how I know.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
canabalism is perfectly normal friend *eats the sushi i made*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*eats my Stromboli*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
'Twould not be cannibalism if you were actually a draconic being. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
The Parron Republic
deviljhos eat there own tails
2 hours and 42 minutes to nuclear wasteland!
*adds The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo to priority target list.
*sighs* i will not be here for the nuclear happenings... sadly
Strombolis for everyone!
(Except those who eat inferior so called "Italian sushi")
*hands out Strombolis to everyone but culveria*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
Wait why?
I thought you liked potatoes.
i cant seem to find the endorse button for the salaxalans could someone pls point it out for me
You must be part of the WA to endorse people.
Welcome to spiritus!
Here, have your complementary limited edition bananana wrapped potato!
I hope you enjoy it here!
Spoploppy
ahhh well thank you im working on that now the request just needs to be accepted
Itrosomia
mmmmmmmmmmmm tasty potato
Itrosomia
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