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Sons Of Culveria wrote:*holds grilled vegetables out to statens* "here." *while cooking several hundred kinds of things on a insanely oversized grill*

Not again!

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The Parron Republic wrote:Not again!

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*throws parrot skull at parrona* Slacker!

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Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws a parrot skull at [choose a name]* Slacker!

More edits made.

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:

how dare you touch my post like that! those recipes are from a generator so blame them, theyre actually i dont think that bad

Sons Of Culveria wrote:

ive got all kinds of foods ive got...

Okay

Okay

Lifting!

Ahhhhh!

Okay

Ran out of ideas?

Debbeally Bonbons

Aphia Shoot Bombe

raised Primal Guanaco

Dried Lance Koala

Stuffed Ice Macaw

I just died from the last one...

Now, be original when it comes to animals, alright?

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Now, be original when it comes to animals, alright?

its from a generator

now leave it be im trying to cook new things and have people eat new things. i want to find which ones are good

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:How dare you touch my post like that! Those recipes are from a generator so blame them, I don't think that the names are that bad.

Edited.

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:It's from a generator.

Edited.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Now leave it be, I'm trying to cook new things and have people eat new things. I want to find which dishes are tasty.

Just to make sure that I am not triple posting...

He might try to poison us!

- a paranoid citizen

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Edited.

Just to make sure that I am not triple posting...

He might try to poison us!

- a paranoid citizen

I am not poisoning anybody.

Hey guys I'm cooking ups some pizza so... toppings?

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Hey guys I'm cooking ups some pizza so... toppings?

pirates eat pizza?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pirates eat pizza?

Indeed we do!

YARR!

Itrosomia wrote:Indeed we do!

YARR!

pirates dont say yarr, thats just stereotype, and i suggest any sort of meat you can slice into tiny chunks or circular plate shapes would be the kind of toppings on the pizza, fruits and fish dont belong on pizza, some vegetables are acceptable though

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pirates dont say yarr, thats just stereotype, and i suggest any sort of meat you can slice into tiny chunks or circular plate shapes would be the kind of toppings on the pizza, fruits and fish dont belong on pizza, some vegetables are acceptable though

So no pirate ever has said YARR? I thought not. Also, you don't like tomato sauce on your pizza?

Itrosomia wrote:So no pirate ever has said YARR? I thought not. Also, you don't like tomato sauce on your pizza?

thats different

Also, I am not a full time pirate, I just do it for fun sometimes and my crew is the best one on the ninety six billion five hundred seventy nine thousand six hundred twenty one and billion five hundred seventy nine thousand six hundred twenty one trillionths seas.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:thats different

And also my favorite pizza dough is wheat.

You don't like dough?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pirates eat pizza?

Thinking of a stereotypical pirate, aren't you?

Itrosomia wrote:Indeed we do!

YARR!

Stereotypical script.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pirates dont say yarr, thats just stereotype, and i suggest any sort of meat you can slice into tiny chunks or circular plate shapes would be the kind of toppings on the pizza, fruits and fish dont belong on pizza, some vegetables are acceptable though

You are not thinking out of the box.

Itrosomia wrote:And also my favorite pizza dough is wheat.

You don't like dough?

Dough is tasty.

It is so good they call the next best thing (money) dough!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pirates dont say yarr, thats just stereotype, and i suggest any sort of meat you can slice into tiny chunks or circular plate shapes would be the kind of toppings on the pizza, fruits and fish dont belong on pizza, some vegetables are acceptable though

Ok so is chocolate fine?

Itrosomia wrote:Ok so is chocolate fine?

no

alone its fine, on pizza no, unless its a desert pizza

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

This colony is here to stay, that or the Exterminatus.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alone its fine, on pizza no, unless its a desert pizza

My favorite dessert pizza is Nutella with marshmallows.

Matrixulated, Statens

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

KREEEEEE!

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

gramps i got some shotgun shells for you if youd like them,

Sons Of Culveria wrote:gramps i got some shotgun shells for you if youd like them,

*eats shotgun shells*

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*eats shotgun shells*

Those cannot be good for your intestines.

Matrixulated

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*eats shotgun shells*

those were laced with poison to kill your kind buddy, you should spit those out

Sons Of Culveria wrote:those were laced with poison to kill your kind buddy, you should spit those out

*licks lips*

*stares at OGG's lawn hungrily*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:those were laced with poison to kill your kind buddy, you should spit those out

*builds immunity to poison*

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*licks lips*

*stares at OGG's lawn hungrily*

dont try bud, that thing is a stronger cousin of yours, it does what you do, but faster and is one organism, and its stronger and practically indestructable inside and out, only ogg can affect it

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Sons Of Culveria wrote:dont try bud, that thing is a stronger cousin of yours, it does what you do, but faster and is one organism, and its stronger and practically indestructable inside and out, only ogg can affect it

*grabs weed killer*

*ingests weed killer into blood steam*

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*ingests weed killer into blood steam*

its not a weed

Sons Of Culveria wrote:its not a weed

But doesn't weed killer always also kill the grass?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:dont try bud, that thing is a stronger cousin of yours, it does what you do, but faster and is one organism, and its stronger and practically indestructable inside and out, only ogg can affect it

Exterminatus!

Itrosomia wrote:But doesn't weed killer always also kill the grass?

its not a plant either

Sons Of Culveria wrote:its not a plant either

Than what is it?

Itrosomia wrote:Than what is it?

im not so sure myself

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Itrosomia wrote:Than what is it?

but ive experimented with it. it isnt friendly

Hey ogg what is your lawn?

Also does it have a name?

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Hey ogg what is your lawn?

Also does it have a name?

i made it. i used butch to make it so i guess its butch.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:its not a plant either

An Exterminatus shall take care of it.

The Parron Republic wrote:An Exterminatus shall take care of it.

will it take care of you?

Potatoes > Polls, it is known.

Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ive got all kinds of foods ive got

Marinated Primal Tang

Stir-Fried Scythe Bonobo

Slow-Cooked Saber Bird

Marinated Fog Spanish Flag

Mountain Apricot & Basil Crispies

Hell Black Pepper Pastry

Kelpie Surprise

Moon Rabbit Surprise

Debbeally Bonbons

Aphia Shoot Bombe

raised Primal Guanaco

Dried Lance Koala

Stuffed Ice Macaw

Fire-Roasted Radiant Axolot

Aberrant Carrot & Corriander Sorbet

Fume Herbs & Pastry

Pegasus Steamed Pudding

Wolpertinger Cheesecake

Boglodine Buns

Phihiamble Bread and more

If I could please order a Fire-Roasted Radiant Axolot That would be marvelous. Do you do take out?

Matrixulated

.....so I take it that food party is over and lawn war started....

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:This colony is here to stay, that or the Exterminatus.

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:KREEEEEE!

I HAVE A SHOTGUN. DO YOU WANT TO BE FULL OF HOLES?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I HAVE A SHOTGUN. DO YOU WANT TO BE FULL OF HOLES?

This entire system is tainted by hearsy, I say that we wipe the stain off history.

Quiet, You brute.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa

The Parron Republic wrote:This entire system is tainted by hearsy, I say that we wipe the stain off history.

Quiet, You brute.

OFF MY LAWN, YOU HOODLUM.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OFF MY LAWN, YOU HOODLUM.

*puts one foot on lawn*

KREEEEEE!

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OFF MY LAWN, YOU HOODLUM.

Submit to us, Terran.

The Grumpy Grandpa

Today has been very slow.

To spice things up...

What's your favorite NON-POTATO food?

The Salaxalans

Pomme de terre.

Yes,I definetly didn't use google translate.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

My favorite one is Kungani ukubheka le up on ukuhumusha

Please do not look that up on google translate.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:My favorite one is Kungani ukubheka le up on ukuhumusha

Please do not look that up on google translate.

Clever....

Matrixulated

The Battlegrounds wrote:Clever....

*laughs maniacally*

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:My favorite one is Kungani ukubheka le up on ukuhumusha

Please do not look that up on google translate.

Audriany wrote:Pomme de terre.

Yes,I definetly didn't use google translate.

Why I love Spiritus

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Is there any way to check how long you have played?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Is there any way to check how long you have played?

Ask your Mother how long its been since she last brought you Ramen & Red Bull?

Just a thought, nothing personal.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Is there any way to check how long you have played?

How much time do you have?

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Is there any way to check how long you have played?

I don't think there's any way in the game, at least not that I know of... However, the bot in the chat room can tell how many days since you were founded! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:I don't think there's any way in the game, at least not that I know of... However, the bot in the chat room can tell how many days since you were founded! :P

I don't remember,but if you post on the forums,I think it shows your playtime under the flag.I don't think I'm right.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Today has been very slow.

To spice things up...

What's your favorite NON-POTATO food?

long ya men

Yes, it's a real delicacy.

:)

As real as dragons.

The Salaxalans

Statens wrote:Why I love Spiritus

I told you I didn't use google translate.

No,really,I didn't.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*puts one foot on lawn*

KREEEEEE!

It seems that somebody is following in my footsteps

*gives a proud round of applause*

*looks around*

*packs camping gear*

*goes camping on [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s lawn*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:It seems that somebody is following in my footsteps

*gives a proud round of applause*

*looks around*

*packs camping gear*

*goes camping on [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s lawn*

One is a nearly unkillable menace that has no qualms to subject it's victims to unspeakable horrors.

The other one is nearly impossible to take seriously after seeing "Prometheus".

Grandpa is going to have fun.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:long ya men

Yes, it's a real delicacy.

:)

As real as dragons.

And no, I didn't use Google Translate, I pride myself on this statement.

Now, a real delicacy will be the xiao long bao

The han yu pin ying is different, a little bit, because I am in JB, I am using a mobile phone, so I can't type it out, at least properly.

Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:One is a nearly unkillable menace that has no qualms to subject it's victims to unspeakable horrors.

The other one is nearly impossible to take seriously after seeing "Prometheus".

Grandpa is going to have fun.

HEHEHEHE..

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pumps shotgun*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

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With this craziness, I can only think of

[spoiler= this conversation ].

Inquisitor, with all respect, is Exterminatus the only solution?

Admiral Spire, it is said that heresy is like a tree, its roots grow in the darkness, while its leaves wave in the sun, you can cut away the branches, even cut down the tree, but it will grow again, ever stronger, such is the nature of heresy, and why it is so difficult to destroy, some may question my right to destroy a planet of ten billion souls, but those who truly understands will know that I have no right to let them live, no sacrifice is too great, no treachery too small. [/spoiler]

P. S. Edited it twice,once for a full stop, because the lack of punctuation is heresy! Second edit for the stray quote tags.

(I might have immersed myself too much in 40k lore)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:With this craziness, I can only think of

[spoiler= this conversation ].

Inquisitor, with all respect, is Exterminatus the only solution?

Admiral Spire, it is said that heresy is like a tree, its roots grow in the darkness, while its leaves wave in the sun, you can cut away the branches, even cut down the tree, but it will grow again, ever stronger, such is the nature of heresy, and why it is so difficult to destroy, some may question my right to destroy a planet of ten billion souls, but those who truly understands will know that I have no right to let them live, no sacrifice is too great, no treachery too small. [/spoiler]

P. S. Edited it twice,once for a full stop, because the lack of punctuation is heresy! Second edit for the stray quote tags.

(I might have immersed myself too much in 40k lore)

So you've wasted way to much money on sourcebooks and figures?

All that is transpiring has happened according to the entity known as "Games Workshop" designs.

Compared to that ancient evil Tzeentch seems the preferable option.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:So you've wasted way to much money on sourcebooks and figures?

All that is transpiring has happened according to the entity known as "Games Workshop" designs.

Compared to that ancient evil Tzeentch seems the preferable option.

Heretic!

(Warhammer 40k is the first sci-fi setting that I grew attached to, followed by the Alien Vs Predator franchise, Star Wars, then Star Trek.)

P. S. I thought I could include Halo, but I quickly decided against it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

that said, I am in the middle of a battle, and everything is moving slowly, the benefit of facing a crowd as three is that your team decides way faster than the other team.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh hey

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

hi

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Seamerica wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh hey

Hello, I just wiped out an entire squad of spa...nay, what's left of a squad of space marines.

The thing is, we are still in a stalemate! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:One is a nearly unkillable menace that has no qualms to subject it's victims to unspeakable horrors.

The other one is nearly impossible to take seriously after seeing "Prometheus".

Grandpa is going to have fun.

Horrors?! You wound me, sir!

The only horrors are that of hunger for my colony of cabbageworms, if they go without eating!

Is it not immoral that a wealthy man, who has a feast in his home, but who can't eat all of it and throws it away, when there are a load of cold and hungry children on the streets, who would happily kill for a meal like that?

Is it then not immoral if someone doesn't share his lawn, which he doesn't need, with a bunch of hungry cabbageworms? And they wouldn't even eat everything, only a little bit, just to fill their otherwise empty bellies?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Cyrtes wrote:what a nice 2M long fence.

Horrors? You should see the daemons of the Immaterium.

When you are playing a game of thrones, you win or you die, nothing is immoral, as long as no one finds out.

Matrixulated

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...and here I mess up by clicking the button prematurely...

...and I forgotten about what I wanted to type...

...I even forgotten to attach something......

The emperor protects. We all walk in his immortal shadow.

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Horrors?! You wound me, sir!

The only horrors are that of hunger for my colony of cabbageworms, if they go without eating!

Is it not immoral that a wealthy man, who has a feast in his home, but who can't eat all of it and throws it away, when there are a load of cold and hungry children on the streets, who would happily kill for a meal like that?

Is it then not immoral if someone doesn't share his lawn, which he doesn't need, with a bunch of hungry cabbageworms? And they wouldn't even eat everything, only a little bit, just to fill their otherwise empty bellies?

Is it not immoral to rob a poor cabbage alive?

Is it not cruel to leave this poor cabage alive while you mutilate him?

Is it not illegal to trespass on private property?

Should we be minorly inconvenienced because cabbageworms fail to grasp the concept of population control?

Is it justified to rob an American from the lawn and it's fruits that are a integral part of his identity?

You are parasites feeding yourselves with what you can steal from the honest hardworking man!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:A) Is it not immoral to rob a poor cabbage alive?

B) Is it not cruel to leave this poor cabage alive while you mutilate him?

C) Is it not illegal to trespass on private property?

D) Should we be minorly inconvenienced because cabbageworms fail to grasp the concept of population control?

E) Is it justified to rob an American from the lawn and it's fruits that are a integral part of his identity?

You are parasites feeding yourselves with what you can steal from the honest hardworking man!

A) it isn't moral...

B) ^

C) it's not. (This statement is not from a bias source)

D) I have to stand with Alekseandrea...

E) Make America a colony again! Make Louisiana French again!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

#makeSpiritusgreatagain!

Banject all dragons, godmodders and battlegrounds!

#humbleCulveriayetagain!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey everyone, weird things are happening in the region! :P Take a look! http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30163759/1/

Matrixulated

It's very spooky, come check it out delicious friends!

Matrixulated

I frakking hate NASCAR!

Four hours of left-turning pointless crap.

I'd rather read an essay written by Culveria on the merits of free speech!

Gawwwwwwwd!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:I frakking hate NASCAR!

Four hours of left-turning pointless crap.

I'd rather read an essay written by Culveria on the merits of free speech!

Gawwwwwwwd!

M.

I always liked nascar and f1.

its just so simple, not alot of sports are simple as drive around fast.

but whoooo knows man.

Matrixulated

The fact that they drive fast is certainly a thrilling aspect of it. I think road races are a bit more fun to watch, as they turn in both directions, but I've never been a huge racing fan in general.

The Parron Republic

Seamerica wrote:I always liked nascar and f1.

its just so simple, not alot of sports are simple as drive around fast.

but whoooo knows man.

F1 is infinitely more watchable than NASCAR!

Driving around an oval track 300+ times just turning left, going straight, turning left . . . for over 4 hours? fuggit!

Anyway . . . [nation=short]seamerica[/nation], jump on the IRC for a minute, and chat with all the folks on there to get setup with new Spiritua Citizenship thang!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:I frakking hate NASCAR!

Four hours of left-turning pointless crap.

I'd rather read an essay written by Culveria on the merits of free speech!

Gawwwwwwwd!

M.

I rather shout Heil... on second thoughts, I rather live in a Unitary dominant-party parliamentary republic.

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