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Region: Spiritus
He's just Jay-Z's backup
Matrixulated
Hello.
Sorry, everyone but I will be gone for a few days.
See ya!
*cues parrona to start celebrating*
Matrixulated
Wroth's incarnate is here!
dam that sucks
Whos wroth?
Jay-Z never dropped anything good or hype as The Life Of Pablo, Kanye West is more popular than JZ and we dont need pension house Jay back.
New Spanish America
*holds my head* oh my dear goodness i thought you guys were talking about JZJ for a minute
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Wroth basically means archaic.
I assume he means that you are old fassioned.
JZJ is better than JZ
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
ohhhhh.... wait im not old fashioned!
Life of Pablo was over hyped.
Matrixulated
Suuuuure.
Have you ever heard of a fizzle gribit, or an idorf?
See, these things are new technology and you have never heard of them.
Matrixulated, New Spanish America
there is nothing of the sort with those names
See you pickle guys!
Matrixulated
Goodbye, Mr Walruson.
M.
Alekseandrea
see ya big blobs of blubber
The Parron Republic
You fool.
For once, I agree with it.
Alekseandrea
hi matrixulated
did you mean wrath?
Exactly, see even something that doesn't exists does better than you, shame on you Itrosomia, shame on you.
ive got a capital city with this place now, wow
I've got broads in Atlanta
no
Hello, spawn of Satan.
As much as I'd like to engage in witless banter and surf your daily Tspamnami, I'd rather do open-heart surgery on myself. With a spork. A blunt one.
Nice try though.
Have fun tormenting poor Parron et al.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
satan is my spawn not the other way around boy
Heresy!
Is there a dagger lying around? I love to slit my throat right now.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
*hands him sword of pain*
Please slit mine while you're at it.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
*takes sword back from parron* its a bit jagged but itll do, quick and painful *slits her throat*
this in a nutshell http://i.imgur.com/xAEucNL.jpg
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
...why are we all killing ourselves??
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
[list]
[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] encountered a new issue: Bullet Time
[/list]
Oh yes, indeed it's true.
We move like 'they' do!
Unfortunately, Mr Walruson was not fast enough.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
GODDAMN SUICIDAL KIDS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
"Moon prism power!"
We could make this in a series of "reality ensues"-movies.
[list]
[*]The architect wins.
[*]The death star crushes the rebelion in one swift stroke.
[*]Sauron wins.
[*]They have a backup of the machine OF DOOM.
[*]etc.
[/list]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
hi gramps
Matrixulated
andv theyre not suicidal they wanted to die so i slit there throats. i think maybe i did actually kill statens
*shivers* someone just called jacksepticeye a green pewdiepie. i can sense it
oh
Matrixulated
what?
Is that a parody or the real thing?
I honestly can't tell.
Matrixulated
Good day, all
Anybody seen any unprotected lawns around here?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
nope none, i suggest now staying of oggs lawn because its become a sentient creature that eats anything except gramps
Cyrtes
Huh?
the only unprotected thing here is my lonely heart.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
dude... dont depress me
Sentient creatures can't compete against fivehundred tiny, squishy, wiggling cabbageworms that are intent on invading it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
itro was a fool and gave it hot sauce which it now uses to burn its prey as it slowly consumes its prey cell by cell wrapped withing itself. watch *drops fake cabbage worm onto lawn and the grass wraps around it in seconds and slowly takes it under eating it and everyone can feel millions upon millions of eyes watching them from the lawn as it returns to its motionless watching hunting state looking exactly like a normal lawn perfectly trimmed*
A mere 500?
One can of insecticide does the trick. Easily.
Matrixulated
[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] you do know you can rename your population to Cabbageworms and then your populace would grow and be named cabbageworms. and you could think of them as actual ones
like what i did
10 hours ago: Wenzland ceased to exist.
*several hundred deviljhos burp*
graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys are too quiet
warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how arrrr you me mates
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Matrixulated, Sons Of Culveria
I smell rum, dental decay, poor personal hygiene, and rum.
Methinks there be a pirate ahoy!
Could you keelhaul [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] please?
And after all of yer' mateys have gotten intimatey with this cabana boy, then could make him walk the plank?
Arrrrrrrhh! Welcome to Spiritus.
'Ere be yer' very own potato. Treat 'er well, savvy?
M.
*I can feel you cringing, Aleksea!*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
* mic-drop *
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Hmmm . . . these ideas seem oddly familiar to me. Like . . . like a splinter in my mind.
Or something.
However . . .
[list]
[*]The Architect does not 'win' as he is busy filming new episodes of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.'
[*]The Death Star crushes the rebelion in one swift stroke . . . only because it had one letter 'L' instead of two, and thus the Rebellion was at half-strength.
[*]Sauron wins . . . a romantic getaway for two, locked in an RMB with [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], for eternity!
[*]They have a backup of the machine OF DOOM . . . actually true. We're all f*cked!
[*]etc.
[/list]
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
*Uses noodly appendages to hyperstimulate weather systems over Spiritus to produce potato-laden clouds*
*Makes it rain hard-baked and flash-frozen potatoes on the RMB, really quite heavily*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
*Country ballad music starts playing, heavy on the violin*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
potatoes? what the f^ck? maybe going into this one was a mistake. just what the f^ck? i am wait whats he go by here?
alright my brother seems to have found someone else that likes that beast hunting lunacy game
Misery loves company, as the saying goes.
But beast hunting, Master Spammer?
Isn't that some kind of conflict of interest for you?
Not that I'm complaining.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
o.O
what? who are you?
Wait! Yea Gads!
What am I doing?
I can't engage MC Spammer on the RMB!
That's akin to feeding a Gremlin after midnight.
Aaaaarghh!
Delete! Delete!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
spammer? alright maybe my brothers done some serious sh!t here, alright this is not draconos or whatever name he goes by here, this is his brother
Matrixulated
Just put him in a microwave.
It works on gremlins.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
im not a fukin gremlin, i dont know what my brother is here but im not a gremlin
Matrixulated
Microwaves are miniature death-rays.
Did you ever put something alive in it?
Did it stay alive?
Of course not!
I doubt you'll find any multicellular creature that can survive THE MICROWAVE!
MWAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
*Lightning flashes in the background?*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
well you are in the wrong place becuse im a depresso expresso
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I'm the guy gulping down the rest of my morning cup of Earl Grey before I scramble for high-ground as fast as I can!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
yeah my brother always stopped me from putting living things in the microwave...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
what??
whats earl grey?
Here was I thinking [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] was a single-celled organism . . . like a freakishly gifted amoeba.
He might survive a microwave.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
It's tea, you ingrate.
Bah! - He's trying to suck me in to his evil spam-vortex!
Got to get to High-Ground!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Then you'll need MORE microwaving!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Get to High-Ground!!
That's the only way to avoid the daily destruction wrought by [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s Tspamnami unleashed in its full fury on the RMB.
[nation=short]the_Parron_republic[/nation]
[nation=short]Statens[/nation]
[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]
[nation=short]Seamerica[/nation]
. . . andALL you Good nations of Spiritus, and any other poor, unsuspecting victims . . .
RUN! RUN to the hills!
Save yourselves!
Ohhhh the humanityyy!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
It might be an unpopular opinion, but I believe Culveria used to be worse.
*Runs to the high ground*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
That is some good formatting.
Matrixulated
wow, you guys really hate my brother, *laughs*
Matrixulated
Nope
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Nice quotemining.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Partially correct! - The Jedi-Zombi Lord Jezus Christ has to announce he has a new "companion", and like many companions of the female persuasion, they distract you from your online gaming pursuits...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Yeah, I got 99 problems, but a b¡tch ain't one...
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
If you die, can I persuade you to pursue the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit funeral arrangements?!
- Don't let Death keep you down!!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Sounds yummy!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Aw but it's too far away....and I'm so lazy....blehh
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
should i be doing something?
Matrixulated
No?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
YARRRRRRRRRR ME MATES YE ALL ACTIN LIKE SHARKS IN WATERRR
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Such eloquence and economy of words!
Succinct and to the point.
Masterful RMB delivery!
All strains of the [nation=short]culveria[/nation] clade could learn from OGG's example.
Alas, in the words of the late, great John Lennon:
"You may say I'm a dreamer . . ."
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Yah! Of the 'Blue Ribbon' variety!
Gratz! But please try not to consume her?
Unless it's consensual cannibalism, conversion, and zombification.
IRL girls can be sooooo finicky about such things, old friend.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
*Making my list*
Hey! F*ck off for another 9 months!! - Take a holiday for my sake!!! #TooSoon
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic
I'm not on your lawn, I'm on your vegetable patch...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
*Makes it rain melted butter and cheese*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*Gathers the troops and prepares to engage in a feast/battle royale on the potato fields*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Greetings fellow Crestians, teachers and parents, oh wait, this was a script from 9 years ago... *rearranges scripts* *clears throat* Greetings fellow Spiritans, our founder, our WA delegate and spammers, after 5 days and nights of Spam, I am glad to announce that the Monspam will clear soon, and with that, the end of the Week of Flames...*the rest of the speech (I know everyone will be asleep after this)*...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
And flay Culveria/Draconos while you are at it!
Matrixulated
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