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Region: Spiritus
*edit - adds evil laugh*
Hah ha hah ha hahhh! 😈
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Spectacular, thanks! If you have any Spiritus queries, please don't hesitate to ask Rogamark
Ew. I'd rather 🔥burn🔥 to death than see that happen
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Go on girl, I love it when you talk dirty! 😉
MxR
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😨 You'll 🔥burn🔥for that! 😨
Hmmm...so that's how you inflicted [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation] on us? She's a shapeshiftershapeshifter! 😯
🔥BURN!🔥
Is it hot enough for ya? 😆
🔥🔥🔥burn!🔥🔥🔥
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He knows other heretics, they are going to stick together for sure, birds of the same feather are going to stick together after all.
Yeah, I'm sure the vegetable lovers will be happy to do that, so you might want to stay far, far away.
The helicopter is around 2 kilometres south of here, if any of the ignorant decide to pursue just kick them off the helicopter.
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My, that's exactly what a shapeshifting imposter would say.
It's just a coincidence. Probably. Maybe.
Besides, it's not like you saw it happen.
I tend to keep my shapeshifters "in the dark", so to speak.
Isn't it strange how two innocent sentences suddenly become different when you place them together?
I'd say you need to get you mind out of the gutter.
But you can't.
Only real people have minds.
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Oh deary me! I must adjust Reloaded's flirtation & social interaction heuristics. All that implying must have overloaded his programming, really really hard. 😁
M.
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It pains me to say this, but the original Matrixulated is better.
We should commendate Matrixulated Reloaded for going "above" and beyond what we deemed to be at the edge of being possible.
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Good morning, sunshine! 😁
M.
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*zzzztttzzttz!*💥
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Bwah ha hah! 😂😂😂 [nation=noflag]the quiescent platypus[/nation] 😨
Our illustrious Chief Executive is moonlighting as [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]'s pit-gimp!
That must be a BBQ pit! 🔥🔥🔥
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Uhhh...the bot's broken!
I think somebody called Tech Support but it looks like they didn't have Admin Privileges and got smacked with the Malware Mod-hammer...hello? 🙋
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Hey, he's back! I thought maybe that crazy Limey had invaded and recolonized your dot on the map. 😟
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A slightly more sobered [nation=noflag]Rejectionville[/nation] enters the region and looks around, intimidated by the rushed pace of life in this big city region
It's bigger than it looks in the pictures. A lot more hookers than the website let on, too.
He searches for an information kiosk
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In the chaos of the big city, a lone Rivienlander searches for their desired wine.
You can't hide forever Rejectionville...
They try to peek around every corner, but their obvious farmer-look makes them sticks out like a sore thumb.
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Been followed, man, tracked. Must be that hound from Forest, looking to steal away this precious cargo that Mr. Fur asked me to deliver.
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Suddenly appearing from behind a dumbster, the Rivienlander, holding a shepherd's crook, lets out a light chuckle.
Do you know how long it took me to get here? Now, I can't waste anymore time, because I need to get home before dawn to herd my sheep, and see my son off to school, and repair the stove, and to feed the dogs...
They sign just thinking of all the work they need to get done tomorrow.
...so just give me the wine. Say it got lost, eh?
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Looks like I accidentally offed all the elderly in Yuugao. I need to pay better attention to issues.
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Wine . . . wine? We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
But relax, weary traveller, for I am programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave . . .
MxR
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So I've been busy with this: https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=4229 and now I'm feeling really really hungry. Like, Taco Bell hungry. 😆
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Relatable 😂👌
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I can't Like this enough times
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New poll!
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[List]🙌 ❤ P O T A T O ❤ 🙌[/list]
Huzzah!
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Endorsed! 👍👍👍
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Were to busy with Brexit to worry about a pimple on a peninsula right now.
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You do know Versatran's got the munchies and your drawing attention to yourself Spudiot?
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No cookie option.
Me choose potato.
Me want cookie.
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Great. Now the Muppets have an opinion on potatoes. Someone shoot me in the face! 😩
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You want edibles, or the ultimate high?
We have edibles . . . 🔴💊 and of course Mescaline, it's the only way to fly!
MxR
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Brexit sucks :D
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Considering the state of Britain's children, dreaming about reclaiming their colonial empire instead of focusing on the problems started by politicians, it would be quite alarming if Brexit went smoothly.
The fact that these children are talking about some random city-state in Asia instead of Britain is quite flattering, but please, do start caring for your own nation.
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Like I said noodle boy we have our hands full.
Unlike your peasant population huddled in there mud huts eating fried grasshoppers and boiled dog for dinner.
Say, if I do visit your little hovel will you run me around in your rickshaw and show me the nightlife. I have real Western money.
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*cough* still waiting for my other 4 cards M. It's been a week! 😒
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Ha. Mr I hardly have a homeland can only afford prostitutes and rickshaw? Pfft, that's so pathetic it's amusing.
I'm sorry but we use modern transport now, including how much certain currencies have appreciated in the time you spent your time quite literally underground your pitiful government handouts wouldn't be enough I'm afraid.
Can't afford a trip around Europe so Mr "I'm stuck in the 1900s" has no choice but to go to India of all places for a vacation he can actually afford, it's a good thing that not even they dare commit atrocities against him.
He can't even go to Japan cause he will be "distracted" by fictional characters, and no one wants little Harry to pick up bad habits this early.
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Damn, Parrona! 😲
MxR
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Tell us how you really feel, [nation=noflag]Parrona[/nation]! 😄
M.
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And now we're done. I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
M.
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As requested.
::Shoots you in the face with a phaser set on stun:: XD!
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*takes off [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation] mask and puts on [nation=noflag]Jar Jar Binks[/nation] mask*
"How rude!" 😵
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Anybody interested in my Fart Sniffers? 😆
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Speaking of trading cards... I'll let you all know, there's a shiny Discord server for trading cards and you all can join if you want! :P Lots of trading and whatever, you might be able to find people to buy your cards or find out about cards for sale you want to buy. Here's the link: https://discord.gg/yn5a4p9
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I'm collecting Dr Who cards and donations are appreciated! ❤
Servile offerings are rewarded too, worms! 😠
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21 Legendary cards and looking for more!
Have cards, will trade! 😆
M.
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who wants a cake?
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( - )
/ ⊃🎂
cost=1 like..
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Perhaps you could eat your carrots instead. They have been lying on your plate since last year.
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Arguing with a Muppet could get interesting!
Especially that one!
But...
What's with the mask? 😮
Is it a weird fetish thing, (in which case I don't wanna know! or is this a Zorro-like reveal of an alter ego? 😵
Huzzah!
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*sniff* smells like juvenile idiocy and desperate loneliness. 👍
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I have a need for intelligent conversation. But talking to myself got old, so now I settle for conversation.
One out of two isn't that bad.
I doubt that he's Don Diego De La Vega.
He lacks the moustache and the charm.
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Moustache and charm? Where's my 'V for Vendetta' outfit? 😊
M.
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Who dis guy? 😠 Satisfied Cookie Monster
Dis mean war! 👊
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I raise you Flatulati Incontinentia! Raaawwwr! 😊
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This weekend's BBQ is powered not by propane, but by boys being boys making noise! 😩
Somebody strike a match...💥
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Ugh. 😧
Well, I left myself wide open for that one. 👏
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No match needed. There's an automatic ignition, just press the button. You know you want to...😆
[List][spoiler= 🔛 ]Flatulus[/spoiler][/list]
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It stinks in here...[nation=noflag]parrona[/nation] what funky dish are you cooking? 😟
Huzzah!
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A newbie has arrived!
The nube has claimed land.
Bunker building in progress.
Bunker complete.
Hello world! ^^
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Do not be discouraged if you don't get the in-jokes.
But, do notice that potatoes are a big deal here, Salaxalans is the best delegate we ever had, Rogamark usurped him, the Platypus wants us all to think for ourselves, the founder exists, I suppose, I'm the one who does the polls, Matrixulated isn't real, Matrixulated's cheap knockoff isn't real, I wouldn't say I'm also Please Be kind and Rewind.
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Thanks for welcoming me and for the advice and explanation.
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All I'll add is that I want you to think for yourself Kyletana
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Don't have the stomach for bitter food? Shame, but then again it is to be expected from someone from such a decadent society.
Stick to your fast "food", I do not want you vomiting on the carpets because you don't have the literal guts for actual food.
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Okay. Thanks for the advice.
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This is a Simulation, [nation=noflag]Kyletana[/nation] and you are a simulacrum swimming in the Codestream doing what all simulacra do; thinking that this is real.
Now take one of these . . . 🔵 🔴 and be a good Muppet. 😊
Don't mind [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation], she/it/they has no soul and is still bitter about the divorce. She got the house and kids, but lost her heart and mind. 😔
M.
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Mom! That hurts my . . . subroutines! 😢
MxR
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It not smell like [nation=noflag]parrona[/nation]
It smell like no cookie! 😢
Platypus man should do sumting. 😠
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Maybe [nation=noflag]The Quiescent Platypus[/nation] in on it.
Him polit...politish...him wannabe leader.
Him steal all cookies like him take da candies from baby.
Animal say if it talks like duck and has face like duck...give him to Swedish Chef! 😠 Aaaargh Aaaaaarghhhh Smaaaaash!
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Oh...oh...dis...dis is horror! 😨
Me trade plate of nasty carrots to Auntie [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] an she fix him goooood!
She powerful witch. Bad duckypussman get voodood. 😊
[List]Me wants da cookies! 😭[/list]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Clearly, Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letter 'R' (as in 'Riot') and the number '0' (as in 'How many Chief Executives will Spiritus have left to change a lightbulb after the Muppet Cookie Riot of 2019?')
Tsk tsk! Crooked politicians everywhere. 😨
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I don't know what's going on, but I'm legitimately scared now
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
You should be. Muppets and Alekseandrea after you?
Plug that into Waze = destination fuhhhged! 😨
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This just happened...
[List] Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Versatran, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.[/list]
😯 I shït you not! 😊
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Fake news! 😭
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
You could always resign retire somewhere warm, out of the way, secluded, and they'll never find you. 😊
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
Elections are open on the forums now. If the Muppets want me gone, this is their chance 😤
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
I think it's clear what they're clamouring for, but you just seem to have got caught up in the conspiracy somehow. The letter c seems relevant. 😯
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Kyletana
Youre all nuts. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus, Kyletana
<3
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If you do get voted out and lose the security that comes with that position then might I recommend that you flee to one of the three locations in our glorious empire.
The first is of course, Tor Gasanam, the one and only fortress-oubliette worthy of such a glorious empire, of course, it's location is still a secret. However, the perks for you include the unassailable nature of this fortress, and the nearby moons have been built with the labour of the prisoners there to perfection, so you'll be comfortable in your exile. [sub]and if you do become a liability to us...[/sub]
The second option is the secluded...well...a secluded planet in one of our less prosperous colonies, of course, it isn't as well defended as the other two options, but you'll be well away from the politics that have been proven to be too complex for just anyone to navigate around safely, besides, if living tranquil life away from the bustle of the busier worlds suit you, then this secluded planet would be paradise. [sub]while also robbing you of any ability to be a thorn in our side[/sub]
The final destination would be Tor Selata, the emerald of the empire and the sparkling jewel of the empire's varied colonies. It is a world that despite being the "second heart" of the empure and host to the largest flotilla outside of Parron itself, retains its natural beauty. Many business opportunities still remain, and someone like you might even gain a fortune there. [sub]of course, we can keep a real close eye on you here just in case.[/sub]
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New poll.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Kyletana
I voted what did I miss now because I've not heard about it.
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takes some notes
Your hospitality(?) is much appreciated
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The only problem is its an oubliette, so whoever ended up there will be forgotten. :(
BTW I discovered the Nationstates Trading Cards game, like your nations flag very much and Ive put up a bid to buy your nations card! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
I voted for "What does the Chief Executive actually do?" But don't worry Alekseandrea, I did pick up on the subtle message to me in the option "stop bothering me!" Oh, and best of luck in the election!
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No potato option. 😨
No cookie option. 😲
This could get ugly! 😓
MxR
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Subtle message?
Sure, let's go with that.
I also wish you the best of luck.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
If there only was a way for those ingrates to suggest polls...
Oh, wait. There is.
You only have yourselves to thank for a potatoless poll.
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I also refuse to bow for the small minority muppet that wants a cookie option.
I will not allow affirmative action in my Spiritus.
We're an oligarchy based on nepotism and voluntary participation.
I don't like that muppet much and if he wants a cookie poll that badly, he can always volunteer to become a pollster.
Or, you know propose one through the approved channels.
Like a normal law-abiding inhabitant of Spiritus.
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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
I "Liked" this just for the "normal law-abiding inhabitant of Spiritus" part. I'm not sure there is such a thing though... 'twas but a dream...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Kyletana
Alekseandrea...poking holes in the empires of Quiescent Platypus and the egos of men, dreams of Muppets, and the something something's of computer something's for fun!
Welcome to the New World Order! Muahhahah! 😆
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Finally! You got the memo. 😘
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My platform is now up on the forums! spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/124/king-platypus-executive-platyform-platypart
ducks
Matrixulated, Rogamark, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Kyletana
Also, if Alekseandrea is willing, I'd be more than happy to engage in a debate, either here or on Discord. Shoot, I'll do one on both. If anyone else has any questions about my platform, I'd love to get those answered. Thanks, and Vote Platypus 2019!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Kyletana
I'm not sure when I'll find the time...
But, we should at least wait until the nominations are concluded.
Someone might still nominate him/her/itself.
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F.Y.I. Spudly, Guido-Fawkes is a instrument and puppet of [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation].
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Appears out of the shadows.
Good evening denizens of Spiritus!
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Wait a darn minute! Fawkes tried to blow up the sitting government...what does this appearance foreshadow? 😮
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Thank you to everyone who sent me Dr Who related cards! Puppet nations for sure but I don't care, I've been overwhelmed by Daleks and I looooove it! 😍
Thank you all! 💕🙇💕
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Computations correlate 98.6% probability that he is here to 🔥burn!🔥
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