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Region: Spiritus
The apocalypse that will be last one is when Chaos swallows order and creation.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Then I will be the only thing left and the stupid creation will go away.
Matrixulated
i will never go away you know, eating me will just put me in your head
I don't mind.
alright
*eats the food, the trucks, and the people working in the trucks*
KREEEEEE!!!
oh hi hive
*pours cherry syrup all over it*
*eats it*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
KREEEEEE!!!
hows it going? want some khezu steak?
Krr klick klick
(Nah, I just had about a million Gogmazios an hour ago)
aright didnt i say dont touch dragon looking things? you have any idea how hard it is to make a gogmazios????? khezu are in surplus and creepy as fudge so i dont mind feeding them to people, but gogmazios... is a no no
Hmmm...
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] have you seen the Telethia?
*jumps on a Telethia and flies away*
*flies back*
You should look them up
yes it is a interesting creature is it not?
Krrrrrrr klick krr
(Sorry)
*starts reverse digesting them*
Ya, it is the strongest creature on Mira.
Hey, anybody got a good idea for my new national motto?
I want a new one.
the walrus shall rise
Itrosomia
thank you
I usually don't say this but what the actual ____*.
*fill in the blank yourself.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAEYL37O0CPeL7_q-yjIjVXjvwUFkKWyX7X6tD1GdpGBjQHhf
this picture is me here alright guys?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAEYL37O0CPeL7_q-yjIjVXjvwUFkKWyX7X6tD1GdpGBjQHhf
Itrosomia
Yucks, a lizard, a walrus, a weapon, detestable!
Excuuuuse me, im a picklesaurus not a mere lizard
Here is a picture of my lieutenant.
http://officialevilwalrus.deviantart.com
Matrixulated
grrr i cant get to it
oh well
HERESY!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
FALSEHOODS!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
NYEH!
Let me help you with that...
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY and
HERESY!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
and
HERESY!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Er,...
▪"-saurus" - latin suffix forming genus names of reptiles, especially extinct ones - Derived from Greek word "sauros"; meaning "lizard"...
- eg. Dinosaur - Derived from combining the Greek words "deinos" (meaning "terrible"), and "sauros" (meaning "lizard") - Thus making dinosaurs "terrible lizards"...
▪Worth noting:- dinosaurː
(1). a fossil reptile of the Mesozoic era, often reaching an enormous size.
(2) a person or thing that is outdated or has become obsolete because of failure to adapt to changing circumstances....
▪Long ago it was proven that most, if not all, mythological snake-like or reptilian beasts of ancient folklore were nothing but the result of the attempts of primitive humanity to explain the bones, skeletons, or fossils of long extinct species of lizards, reptiles, dinosaurs...
Thus by being the "God" of all such mythological creatures such as:- Dragons, Wyverns, Basilisks, Cerastes, Chimeras, Gorgons, Hydras, Serpents, Picklesaurii, Deviljhos, or whatever other pathetic attempts at innovation in the face of unassailable evidence, realities, truth, and inevitable entropy, you yourself are a dinosaur, and the inventions of your mind are but the farts of long extinct creatures!!!
**Drops Mic**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
If you are a picklesaurus, then you are not a dragon.
If you are a dragon, then you are not a picklesaurus.
If you are the God of Dragons, then, by stating that you are a picklesaurus, you have abandoned your own race.
Picklesaurii have no defining special abilities, other than being sour.
The faux picklesaurus would then be devoured.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
**Makes it rain Brontosaurus steak, T-Rex meatballs, and Petrified Potatoes**
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia
Petrified huh? - Well no matter how scared they are, I'm gonna eat them potatoes!! 😉😏😂
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
"You must be swift as the coursing river"
Eurotranrussialvanermany
Is it over, is the spam raid over?
Matrixulated
Oh good, I missed the storm of spam
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
"Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?"
Eurotranrussialvanermany, Statens
Nice to see you again to you too.
"You're the saddest bunch I ever met."
Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Parron Republic
Heeloo mi peeps!
"But you can bet before we're throughÂ…"
Eurotranrussialvanermany
I'll make A man out of YOU!
Eurotranrussialvanermany
And I'll make an eel out of you!
And then I will feed you to my walruses.
deviljhos are classified as brute wyverns, i am god of dragons and dragon like creatures. like wyverns. theyre just nicknamed picklesaurus
Rejoice, for the lizard isn't here!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
*lands on top of parron* incorrect!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
*cleans feet on parron then steps off*
Itro are you here?
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Ya
Hey culveria?
Is it true that dragons have an extreme lust for gold?
*waves a gold coin in front of him*
good, i made a new welcome mat we shall wipe our feet at.
*looks at coin* dude dont tease me with that, do you want me to tease you with a little squidie
Phytophthora Infestans
Cool.
*puts on steel cleats*
*wipes feet on the mat*
Hmmm...
I know what's missing!
*paints WELCOME on parrona's face*
Phytophthora Infestans, Statens
OMG YESSS
thats much better
wait... i just got the reference... wow
Actually walruses perfer molluscs but we also eat many other kinds of benthic invertebrates including worms, gastropods, cephalopods, crustaceans, sea cucumbers, and other soft-bodied animals. We may occasionally prey on fishes such as polar cod.
*holds oyster in front of itros face and takes coin putting it into portal which goes into my horde*
You seriously just understood that reference? *slow clapping*
Excuse me for a moment.
*destroys the entire population of orcas and polar bears*
There we go. Now walruses are at the top of the food chain.
shut up i havent watched it in a while! do you want to be an extension of the welcome mat? *holds up big needle with steel thread*
Statens, Itrosomia
I have never watched it!
...
...
What are we talking about again?
Mulan
*eats the dead carcasses of the orcas and polar bears*
KREEEEEE!!!
Click krr krr krr
(Wazzup?)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
Ohhh...
Still never watched it.
the skies up, oh and what do you think of the welcome mat? *points at parron with welcome painted on his face*
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
*wipes pincers and legs on the mat*
Hey!
I was going to say that!
if statens keeps whatever hes up to up hes becoming the add on *points big needle with steel thread at [nation=short]Statens[/nation]*
Wait, what door is it in front of?
too bad, if there was a ceiling idve said the ceiling, either that or id have started a WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP chain thing like from that one movie
the door of spiritus,
Heresy
Heresy
Heresy
Heresy
and
Heresy
*kicks parrona and sews him to the ground* there, stay there *combines multiple doors into one door to many places and sews it to parron* there, now everyone that steps through will be able to wipe there feet on you *devie wipes his feet on parron* ive trained devie well
Why is the doormat talking?
not sure, *gets idea and lightbulb appears above my head and i sew parrons mouth shut*
Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*looks at lightbulb* wheres that from?
The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Nothing but Heresy!
I got this.
*stuffs a cork into his mouth*
*sews cork to his lips*
Itrosomia
itro help theres a light thingy hovering above me head!
Hmm...
*taps it*
*turns it into a baby dragon*
There you go.
The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*looks at the thingy and picks it up* hmm, *sets it down and it runs at parron and bites his toes*
*casts an immobilization spell on parrona*
hes already sewed to the ground with steel thread
8 hours ago: Mahxfd ceased to exist.
*100 deviljhos lay asleep bellies full*
I'm still uncertain as to what makes you a god.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
did you make the first dragons? did you carve and chisel them out of the very materials theyre made of and shape and mold them? hmm? did you infuse them with some of your own power and life essence? didja?
Dragons are nothing more than pictures and text here.
I second this statement.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
shut up! *pulls the threads taught and ties them*
Itrosomia
I understand how you feel.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
we have an add on! *sews audriany to parron*
Itrosomia
Now we have more room for a message!
*paints TO SPIRITUS on audriany's face*
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