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Some men just want to watch the world burn, said Alfred, meaning Heath Ledger's Joker, but, who knew that it applied even more strongly to me?

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I'm still in the hunt for the office GoT Deathpool. I drew Tormund Giantsbane, although the hot tickets are Delores Edd, Grey Worm, and Jorah Mormont.

FYI, Cersei's baby was one of the names in the pool. Yeesh!

Cersei's baby? What would happen to Cersei herself? Put Jon in there as well and probably Daenerys too, maybe include Melisandre I guess...

Also, WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS?!

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Attention Non-Citizens of Spiritus!

The application process is pretty quick, and is not a scam to steal your credit card information. I repeat, it is not a scam to steal your credit card information.

Press X to Doubt

In all seriousness though, I feel I registered already, it's just that at that time when I registered, you guys already transfered to a new forum site and once I registered to that as well, I already forgot about it and have no idea if I really registered and have been accepted. 😅

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I think they mean who dies first, [nation=noflag]Haremm[/nation]! I want Lord Glover to die screaming now, and die again at the hands of Jon Snow and Longclaw when he comes to Winterfell as a wight. What a tool! 😡

Your elephants can be found at #FREEGHOST btw! Go direwolf superpack! 😁

M.

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Matrixulated has now joined the Discord server! MuahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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New poll!

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The Salaxalans wrote:Matrixulated has now joined the Discord server! MuahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Inconceivable!

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Alekseandrea wrote:Inconceivable!

Control yourself! Don't get all squeaky with excitement like it's Christmas morning. 😳

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Control yourself! Don't get all squeaky with excitement like it's Christmas morning. 😳

M.

It's more premature gloating. You've always failed to get me exited.

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Alekseandrea wrote:It's more premature gloating. You've always failed to get me exited.

Ha hah hahhh . . . a true Freudian slip from the Grammar Nazi itself/themselves! Don't you mean, "excited"?

Vous méritez mieux, ma belle. 😂

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Ha hah hahhh . . . a true Freudian slip from the Grammar Nazi itself/themselves! Don't you mean, "excited"?

Vous méritez mieux, ma belle. 😂

M.

Not all of us are Grammar Nazis, my friend! Some of us are Grammar Libertarians, a fact that I may or may not have mentioned before on here. Also, I believe that this is more so a matter for my colleagues over at the Orthography Nazi campus, just across the street from their Libertarian counterparts, who have just erected a new wall around their campus, and cut off all phone lines,which I the reason for my collaboration with the orthographically-inclined Neo-Nazis of America! Good day!

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:The first, and most obvious question is . . . Parrona?

MxR

I may be a complete monster, but I don’t burn Cathedrals with relics within.

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Parrona wrote:I may be a complete monster, but I don’t burn Cathedrals with relics within.

Pillage, then burn.

- Maxim one from The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

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Hello there, it's becoming quite a habit to be eaten and spat out again...

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Kautas wrote:Hello there, it's becoming quite a habit to be eaten and spit out again...

As much as we hate to, we must agree.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Pillage, then burn.

- Maxim one from The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

And then enjoy the scenery and the locals.

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Just putting this here, too soon man, too soon.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1482373-2019-notre-dame-fire

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Regallian wrote:And then enjoy the scenery and the locals.

The former if you are in Paris and the latter if you are in Nanjing.

Never go for the latter in Romania though, too many rumours floating around which, admittedly may all be fake news but it is better to be safe than bitten.

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I somehow have a nation with a smaller populous than that of the US, but my economy is still worth $13 trillion. How does that make sense, game devs?!

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

Carthage has fallen! Burn the Platypus as a heretic! 🔥🔥🔥

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I'm still waiting for you to hand over your abominable collection of cards, Matrixulatte. Tell your minion Mxspresso I have TWO Legendary cards now muahahahhh!

I want that deck! 😤

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Regallian wrote:I somehow have a nation with a smaller populous than that of the US, but my economy is still worth $13 trillion. How does that make sense, game devs?!

Why do you think that one Roan equals one USD?

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Carthage has fallen! Burn the Platypus as a heretic! 🔥🔥🔥

Well let's not be too hasty here

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I'm coming home! I just got orders to return Stateside for training at Fort Benning, so here I come America!

Battle hardened Studly Spud incoming!

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'm coming home! I just got orders to return Stateside for training at Fort Benning, so here I come America!

Battle hardened Studly Spud incoming!

Huzzah!

I'm not normally a noted huzzah-er, but this warrants a Huzzah!

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The truth is he was evicted from Europe. Illegal vegetable-trading ring.

M.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Carthage has fallen! Burn the Platypus as a heretic! 🔥🔥🔥

Instead of burning him, why not run for the legislature and vote to take away all of his powers?

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Burning is a public spectacle, and entertainment for the whole family!

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1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.

SNEAK 100

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Ltin Corporation wrote:Instead of burning him, why not run for the legislature and vote to take away all of his powers?

Ah... Democracy, isn't it wonderful?

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The Spirit Of Louisistan wrote:Why do you think that one Roan equals one USD?

From my infrastructure, economy, and corporate backing, I can only assume that one Roan is worth slighty more than one USD.

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Haremm wrote:1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.

SNEAK 100

A new department or an Executive Order?

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I'm still waiting for you to hand over your abominable collection of cards, Matrixulatte. Tell your minion Mxspresso I have TWO Legendary cards now muahahahhh!

I want that deck! 😤

The deck currently has 48 cards and is valued at 15.05 $bank. But it's prestige is priceless! 😘

MxR

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Regallian wrote:From my infrastructure, economy, and corporate backing, I can only assume that one Roan is worth slighty more than one USD.

Did someone say money?

I’ll be there in a moment for a friendly visit, there will even be a bonfire to light up the sky.

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Hi everyone. I'm new here. I came from the UGR.

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Horlandian Karmanist Cham wrote:Hi everyone. I'm new here. I came from the UGR.

Groovy, man! Dr Teeth extends peace and love. ✌️💖

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Horlandian Karmanist Cham wrote:Hi everyone. I'm new here. I came from the UGR.

Me say Hello to you and want to give welcome oatmeal potato cookie. 🍪

But me eat dat cookie.

Me not sorry.

It was good cookie. 🤤

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Post by Captain Caspia suppressed by a moderator.

Greetings leaders, from the North Pacific!

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Ltin Corporation wrote:Instead of burning him, why not run for the legislature and vote to take away all of his powers?

This please

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Carthage has fallen! Burn the Platypus as a heretic! 🔥🔥🔥

No, this! ⬆️

With Cotton Candy, Balloon Animals, and Bobbing-for-Apples! 😍

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Carthage has fallen! Burn the Platypus as a heretic! 🔥🔥🔥

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:This please

World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:No, this! ⬆️

With Cotton Candy, Balloon Animals, and Bobbing-for-Apples! 😍

And a bouncy castle! Any more suggestions for our Platypus Pyre Festival?

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Parrona wrote:Did someone say money?

I’ll be there in a moment for a friendly visit, there will even be a bonfire to light up the sky.

We in Regallian will greet you warmly, just beware of dinosaurs and military plasma weapon tests.

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Apparently I just gave a peyote induced "Let's all be friends" speech...

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Versatran wrote:A new department or an Executive Order?

eh, probably a new reorganized national secret service or something, idk

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Haremm wrote:eh, probably a new reorganized national secret service or something, idk

Get yourself a Studly 'Department of Skulduggery' and be the envy of Spiritus!

Huzzah!

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:And a bouncy castle! Any more suggestions for our Platypus Pyre Festival?

Could we have a Medieval Joust? Corn dogs?

Maybe a 'Dunk the Platypus' throwing game with someone really obnoxious in the Platypus suit? ☺

I wonder, who could we get... 😌

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Regallian wrote:We in Regallian will greet you warmly, just beware of dinosaurs and military plasma weapon tests.

Plasma weapon tests are the least of my worries, honestly. Say, how resilient is your nation in the face of crisis?

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Parrona wrote:Plasma weapon tests are the least of my worries, honestly. Say, how resilient is your nation in the face of crisis?

Never have we faced a massive crisis, as of yet, except for bombing NPCs off of the map for angering us...

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Our total war preparedness rearing is 6,520.21, so we'd be safe in a war scenario. Oil spills don't happen as we are reliant on alternative energy, and I accidentally banned aircraft, replacing them with bird-led wagons...

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The Spiritus government is thrilled to announce that tickets are now on sale for Platypyre 2019! All proceeds will be donated to the Quiescent Platypus Memorial Fund, and individual donations are also welcome. All of the great ideas are appreciated, but I'm sure there are more to be found! Let's keep working to make this the greatest pagan burning of a sitting Chief Executive that Spiritus has ever seen!

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Now that's the spirit!

M.

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Parrona wrote:Plasma weapon tests are the least of my worries, honestly. Say, how resilient is your nation in the face of crisis?

It's a trap! Don't answer him, [nation=noflag]Regallian[/nation], he seeks your weaknesses!

The Evil Eye will amass his Armada above your Nation and siege you into oblivion.

After he's introduced some Scourge weapon of course, like a biological super-plague!

That boy needs therapy!

M.

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Regallian wrote:I accidentally banned aircraft, replacing them with bird-led wagons...

Unorthodox means of warfare, noice, but I honestly prefer the use of pegasus-drawn air chariots.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:The Spiritus government is thrilled to announce that tickets are now on sale for Platypyre 2019! All proceeds will be donated to the Quiescent Platypus Memorial Fund, and individual donations are also welcome. All of the great ideas are appreciated, but I'm sure there are more to be found! Let's keep working to make this the greatest pagan burning of a sitting Chief Executive that Spiritus has ever seen!

Why do I have the feeling it'll be like the Fyre festival?

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New poll!

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Interesting poll. I was watching a podcast the other day and they were talking about the American Short-Faced Bear, fearsome predator, now extinct.

I just know from my personal back-in-the-day training rotations, being in their environment, it's very much their environment, and they own it!

Bears are true apex predators. Glorious. ❤️️

M.

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Celebrity Death Match for the Platypyre 2019! Yes! 😁

Anybody in Spiritus, anybody at all, versus a full-grown Polar Bear!

No? No takers? 😱

The Polar Bear is the the ultimate apex predator, game over, conversation over...and 🔥BURN🔥 Platypus 🔥🔥🔥BURN!🔥🔥🔥

Huzzah!

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Haremm wrote:Unorthodox means of warfare, noice, but I honestly prefer the use of pegasus-drawn air chariots.

Not very stealthy, or aerodynamic. Hmm, what do they use for "chaff" against missile threats? 🤔

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Haremm wrote:Unorthodox means of warfare, noice, but I honestly prefer the use of pegasus-drawn air chariots.

World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:Not very stealthy, or aerodynamic. Hmm, what do they use for "chaff" against missile threats? 🤔

I recommend contacting Versatran Industries, "It's time to fly!" for a full suite of air-to-air, air-to-ground, and point-defense aerospace systems.

I mean, do you really want stealth when you have a flying horse? A flying horse! 😲

MxR

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

What kind of bear is best?

[List]🔘 Ridiculous Question![/List]

Everyone knows a Brown Bear wearing a pork-pie hat and a tie who tells jokes is the best bear!

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Fozzzie Bear is a real close friend of The Electric Mayhem Band, and leaving him off your list, soul sister, that's a bummer. 😞

It's time folks stopped throwing shade on us Muppets, man. Yeah. ✌️

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Why Alekseandrea succubot lady hate on Muppets?

Maybe she sits with dem two old guys in balcony, Waldorf and Statler, an hates on Fozzie Bear too!

Methinks she need love of good cookie. 🤔

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:I recommend contacting Versatran Industries, "It's time to fly!" for a full suite of air-to-air, air-to-ground, and point-defense aerospace systems.

I mean, do you really want stealth when you have a flying horse? A flying horse! 😲

MxR

Regallian and Haremm come on down! We've got what YOU need!

[List]https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=3186

Versatran...It's your only choice![/List]

Here at Versatran Industries, it's time to fly!

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Regallian wrote:Our total war preparedness rearing is 6,520.21, so we'd be safe in a war scenario. Oil spills don't happen as we are reliant on alternative energy, and I accidentally banned aircraft, replacing them with bird-led wagons...

Damn it, I was hoping I could go with deep-frying, but I guess I have to just settle with simmering.

Now, shall we start preparing the meal? I have a Platypyre to attend, and I don’t want to attend without first having sacked and razed a planet preparing a good meal.

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World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:Not very stealthy, or aerodynamic. Hmm, what do they use for "chaff" against missile threats? 🤔

Silly, of course that's outdated, we now resort to self-defense artillery systems and force fields/shield generators.

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That evokes a Steampunk kind of interplay between horse and cart, powered flight, energy fields and advanced electro-magnetics. Noice, as you put it,

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Parrona wrote:Damn it, I was hoping I could go with deep-frying, but I guess I have to just settle with simmering.

Now, shall we start preparing the meal? I have a Platypyre to attend, and I don’t want to attend without first having sacked and razed a planet preparing a good meal.

Sure. As you are a new nation to me, though, keep it tasteful while we meet. My security team is... touchy.

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World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:That evokes a Steampunk kind of interplay between horse and cart, powered flight, energy fields and advanced electro-magnetics. Noice, as you put it,

yes, in other words my world-building is basically crap

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Battle of Winterfell is basically the entirety of episode 3. For once the people I expected to die did not died (except for a few: 1-2 I guess) and the people I did not expect to die died. And also for a moment I thought DC Films directed the episode XD. Also MVP for Melisandre for bringing light to the darkness (literally).

What is dead may never die I guess, idk.

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Yay Platypyre 2019! Should be amazing

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The Salaxalans wrote:Yay Platypyre 2019! Should be amazing

Salaxalans’ contribution thus can be described as larger than that of every other contributor combined?

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Platypyre 2019? We're having a beer tent and a marching band, I hope?

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Regallian wrote:Sure. As you are a new nation to me, though, keep it tasteful while we meet. My security team is... touchy.

It’s okay, the methods we use may be a little shocking at first, but you will get used to it I’m sure.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I'm still waiting for you to hand over your abominable collection of cards, Matrixulatte. Tell your minion Mxspresso I have TWO Legendary cards now muahahahhh!

I want that deck! 😤

It is done.

MxR

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I'm still waiting for you to hand over your admirable collection of cards . . .

Your cherry-picked selection has been gifted over as per your list. I received the Techno Legendary Card as my choice of swap, and the purchase of your other LC New Owningland just completed although it went off at 10.95 instead of the agreed upon 11.00 $bank. I bid eleven to match your sale price, but a crafty last minute Trader named Rom slid his own card in for sale to undercut you.

Yes, I was watching you squirm!

No, Rom is not a Puppet of mine. I only have one Puppet. I swear it on [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]'s integrity!

I could've let him undercut you, sold to him at 10.50, and left your card out there hanging for sale. Not my fault!

But no. I said I'd buy your card for 11.00, plus I didn't like the dick-moves by [nation=noflag]Rom[/nation], so I pinned him at 10.00 with a second purchase bid bouncing my first bid back to you at 11.00. I see it finally sold for 10.95 $bank, yay you.

So we're done, wench!

M.

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Spineless card grub!

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Parrona wrote:It’s okay, the methods we use may be a little shocking at first, but you will get used to it I’m sure.

Using methods gleaned from his own recent rehab in the Sanitarium, The Evil Eye enables the next phase of his Orbital Population Control Initiative as he prepares to deliver shock-therapy en-masse to the unsuspecting nation of Regallian.

Please ignore the slight, yet pervasive, smell of singed flesh, burnt hair, and ozone.

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Muahhahah wrote:Using methods gleaned from his own recent rehab in the Sanitarium, The Evil Eye enables the next phase of his Orbital Population Control Initiative as he prepares to deliver shock-therapy en-masse to the unsuspecting nation of Regallian.

Please ignore the slight, yet pervasive, smell of singed flesh, burnt hair, and ozone.

Speaking on the same channels as your enemies, now, are we? Not a very wise decision, my friend. There is only one way to end this, and this is war.

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Muahhahah wrote:Using methods gleaned from his own recent rehab in the Sanitarium, The Evil Eye enables the next phase of his Orbital Population Control Initiative as he prepares to deliver shock-therapy en-masse to the unsuspecting nation of Regallian.

Please ignore the slight, yet pervasive, smell of singed flesh, burnt hair, and ozone.

Oh my, what lies, though baseless accusations should be expected from you. Ignore this slanderous statement, it is no secret that my cooking methods are bombastic, but few alive fear them, for they have already known that the profits to be gained after the destruction of the lands of their rivals are abundant delicacies I make are divine.

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Parrona wrote:. . . for they have already known that the profits to be gained after the destruction of the lands of their rivals are abundant delicacies I make are divine.

Hah Hah! That just made me think of 'The Simpsons', and the alien cookbook routine with the art of cooking humans. Classic!

And classic [nation=noflag]Parrona[/nation], obviously.

M.

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Parrona wrote:Oh my, what lies, though baseless accusations should be expected from you. Ignore this slanderous statement, it is no secret that my cooking methods are bombastic, but few alive fear them, for they have already known that the profits to be gained after the destruction of the lands of their rivals are abundant delicacies I make are divine.

Ohhh, methinks dat boy need therapy.

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Matrixulated wrote:Hah Hah! That just made me think of 'The Simpsons', and the alien cookbook routine with the art of cooking humans. Classic!

And classic [nation=noflag]Parrona[/nation], obviously.

M.

I’ve never heard of any sort of meal wherein humans are served as the meat, though I do hear that they would be abundant in any trade market that might try to take root.

Fortunately I crush slave markets the moment I see or hear of any.

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im at a 1/1/1 boys trying to get to a 0/0/0 (if its possible)

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:It is done.

MxR

Well done, Mxpresso, now go back to being useless, or a Roomba or something.

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Parrona wrote:I crush slave markets the moment I see or hear of any.

Does it happen often enough that this is a concern?

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Matrixulated wrote:Your cherry-picked selection has been gifted over as per your list. blah blah mansplaining inconsequential drivel blah...yay you.

So we're done, wench!

M.

Shut up! Wenchdom is mine, it's all mine now, I have all the marbles so run along home with your one golden card and stroke it all you want.

I win! You folded! Ha hahhhh! Woo! 👸🤳💁

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Ah, dignity in victory, sooo ladylike. Yeah, nah. 🤫

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Muahhahah wrote:Ah, dignity in victory, sooo ladylike. Yeah, nah. 🤫

If you haven’t rubbed the bitter taste of defeat in your opponent’s face, it isn’t a real victory.

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Alekseandrea wrote:If you haven’t rubbed the bitter taste of defeat in your opponent’s face, it isn’t a real victory.

I've discovered several M576 rounds in my opponents face works quite effectively, Hooah! but the sentiment is the same!

Huzzah!

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Lilliam Pumpernickle wrote:im at a 1/1/1 boys trying to get to a 0/0/0 (if its possible)

Invite the Battlefleet Vir Draken to tea and your Nation's stats will flatline directly.

With The Evil Eye in orbit above your Capital you'll reach 0/0/0 before the kettle boils!

There might be a problem with everything being turned to plate glass, but hey, them's the breaks.

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Ltin Corporation wrote:Does it happen often enough that this is a concern?

No, of course not, since I do not see or hear of any, so to speak.

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Parrona wrote:No, of course not, since I do not see or hear of any, so to speak.

Take off your head-protector helmet and you'll hear better dear boy. As for the eyesight, may I suggest corrective surgery such as LASIK?

Or you could upgrade the targeting optics on your capital ship perhaps.

I'm just trying to help. 😁

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I have just constructed the underground city of Ombre Citadelle (Shadow Citadel) as my capital! The downside is, to keep intact national security, I have to blindfold you if your.play is visiting.

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World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:Take off your head-protector helmet and you'll hear better dear boy. As for the eyesight, may I suggest corrective surgery such as LASIK?

Or you could upgrade the targeting optics on your capital ship perhaps.

I'm just trying to help. 😁

You’re using the literal meaning of my statement? Really? Do I have to spell out everything?

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Muahhahah wrote:Ah, dignity in victory, sooo ladylike. Yeah, nah. 🤫

I would respond in kind by saying something like, "Eat my shorts!" but you being the knuckledragging mouth breather and disgusting deviant that you are you'd inevitably make a sexual innuendo out of it, so I'll be lady-like and politely remind you...

I won! The deck is mine! Go suck a lemon!

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Alekseandrea wrote:If you haven’t rubbed the bitter taste of defeat in your opponent’s face, it isn’t a real victory.

I couldn't agree with myself more! 👯🤗

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I couldn't agree with myself more! 👯🤗

That's just creepy.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I would respond in kind by saying something like, "Eat my shorts!" but you being the knuckledragging mouth breather and disgusting deviant that you are you'd inevitably make a sexual innuendo out of it, so I'll be lady-like and politely remind you...

I won! The deck is mine! Go suck a lemon!

* The Spiritus Tannoy system blares loudly... *

"Can I get a clean up on Aisle 3?

Clean up on the RMB, Aisle 3 please.

A dustpan and brush clean up for the ashes of Muahhahah, please?

Clean up on Aisle 3 on the RMB. Thank you!"

🔥burned🔥

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Versatran enters the game . . .

M.

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