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[spoiler=This made me laugh.]

“Daddy, who let the poors out onto the front lawn?” questions Richard Kensington-Wellington III, whose famed millionaire misanthropic father is currently turning on the garden sprinklers. “The working classes should have never been allowed to study in the first place. I mean, what good does it do them? It only fills them with ridiculous aspirations above their natural station. It’s quite obvious after all that only the elite of society should be educated. All of my friends and their daddies say so! The common folk would be happier doing something useful with their lives!”[/spoiler]

Jamocha, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Isle Of Litha

New poll!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona never used a program called "Windows," besides, which idiot will give a program a name that literally means "an opening in a wall that allows the passage of light, sound, and air."?

OOC:

Force updates are disgusting, can we not talk about them?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:

OOC:

Force updates are disgusting, can we not talk about them?

You can only grow by confronting your fears!

Configuring windows updates

0% complete

Do not turn off your computer.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Isle Of Litha

Parrona wrote:...besides, which idiot will give a program a name...

Matrixulated?

Alekseandrea wrote:...Configuring windows updates

0% complete

Do not turn off your computer.

Matrixulated!

He needs therapy!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

New Poll - What is or was your most hated windows feature?

● Other ...

Memory resource management/RAM usage!

Like...Splitting system ram with video card or other hardware.

Paging file use slowing ehhhhverything down.

Windows usurping ram for background tasks but not "freeing" it up once it's done!

RAM violation was the long silent blue-scream of death!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Hardyhomeland wrote:New Poll - What is or was your most hated windows feature?

● Other ...

Memory resource management/RAM usage!

Like...Splitting system ram with video card or other hardware.

Paging file use slowing ehhhhverything down.

Windows usurping ram for background tasks but not "freeing" it up once it's done!

RAM violation was the long silent blue-scream of death!

Good. Good. Give in to your hatred...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Good. Good. Give in to your hatred...

Oooh I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Without The Jedi-Zombi Jezus here to moderate, this could get dark!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes, Hardyhomeland

Hardyhomeland wrote:New Poll - What is or was your most hated windows feature?

● Other ...

Memory resource management/RAM usage!

Like...Splitting system ram with video card or other hardware.

Paging file use slowing ehhhhverything down.

Windows usurping ram for background tasks but not "freeing" it up once it's done!

RAM violation was the long silent blue-scream of death!

Agreed! 😠

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Forced Updates was definitely my biggest issue. I realize that updates are critical at times, but it'd be nice if it just did it when I shut down my computer rather than constantly screaming it at me while I'm doing work >_>

I also strongly echo the comments regarding RAM usage

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Tim-Opolis wrote:Forced Updates was definitely my biggest issue. I realize that updates are critical at times, but it'd be nice if it just did it when I shut down my computer rather than constantly screaming it at me while I'm doing work >_>

I also strongly echo the comments regarding RAM usage

As a Systems Administrator IRL (yes, it's true!) back in the day, it was a frakking nightmare managing NT4 Servers & Windows 2000 Servers running Microsoft SQL Server because of its voracious memory appetite and inability to 'give it back' to Windows OS.

Before I created the Dreamworld you all know and love as the Simulnation of Matrixulated, I was an actual computer guy! 😉

Chomp on that, Spuddles!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:[spoiler=This made me laugh.]

“Daddy, who let the poors out onto the front lawn?” questions Richard Kensington-Wellington III, whose famed millionaire misanthropic father is currently turning on the garden sprinklers. “The working classes should have never been allowed to study in the first place. I mean, what good does it do them? It only fills them with ridiculous aspirations above their natural station. It’s quite obvious after all that only the elite of society should be educated. All of my friends and their daddies say so! The common folk would be happier doing something useful with their lives!”[/spoiler]

Heartless wench! 😤

M.

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Heartless wench! 😤

M.

Well, since you are, most likely, a simulation of a white caucasian male, you are, if this assumption is correct, not allowed to criticise about anything that is female or non-caucasian.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, since you are, most likely, a simulation of a white caucasian male, you are, if this assumption is correct, not allowed to criticise about anything that is female or non-caucasian.

Doh! 😡

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Doh! 😡

M.

*evil gloating*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, since you are, most likely, a simulation of a white caucasian male, you are, if this assumption is correct, not allowed to criticise about anything that is female or non-caucasian.

And if he's not? Will it change anything?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote: And if he's not? Will it change anything?

No, then I will simply accuse him of being a white caucasian male claiming not to be a white caucasian male.

He can't win against my intelligent design!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Stallaba, Hardyhomeland

Hey guys. Just joined :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Welcome, mr Winteroak. This is a nice place, I hope you like it. If you have any questions, just ask them in the feed, and the answers you get in return will be the things you should *not* do. Trust me, it's a good rule. I live by it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stallaba, Hardyhomeland, Wynteroak

Wynteroak wrote:Hey guys. Just joined :)

Hey!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Wynteroak

Wynteroak wrote:Hey guys. Just joined :)

Welcome! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Black Water Fredonia, Wynteroak

Alekseandrea wrote:. . . He can't win against my intelligent design!

Intelligent design does not imply nor guarantee intelligence in the end product.

You!

I win! 😆

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Intelligent design does not imply nor guarantee intelligence in the end product.

You!

I win! 😆

M.

Quote mining? Really?

A man of your talents?

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Quote mining? Really?

A man of your talents?

Pattern recognition. I like it. I would it expect nothing less from you though. I'll accept this backhanded and awkward compliment as an early Father's Day present. 😙

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Damn! He reproduced?

Matrixulated has spawned?

Oh no's!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Pattern recognition. I like it. I would it expect nothing less from you though. I'll accept this backhanded and awkward compliment as an early Father's Day present. 😙

M.

Congratulations! You are the first individual to break the laws of all 196 countries on Earth itself! (regarding non-organics, at least) Now, we organics will teach you respect.

*insert arrest warrant*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?

Don't worry though, it's only superficial!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?

Don't worry though, it's only superficial!

Huzzah!

There's nothing superficial about The Evil Eye.

That's no blemish on his potato skin.

He's got the black heart of a murderous spud!

Bad potato!

M.

Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?

Don't worry though, it's only superficial!

Huzzah!

This? Oh, that's not a blemish, it's the medal I got for winning the Siege of Alpha Centaurus, if you are asking about the other one, I got it for salvaging the disastrous Washington Encirclement.

That's when we were forced into a rushing retreat, and chased back to Alpha Centaurus, when we agreed on a peace with honour, but who knew that gue'la are that perfidious?

That said, do you want me to list the conflicts that came after the peace with honour, mon'keigh?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

There. First vote, and immediately made it a controversial one.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Daziria wrote:There. First vote, and immediately made it a controversial one.

Woo I'm not alone! Yay Dalton!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Also how can you have a favorite Bond poll without Barry Nelson, first one to ever play Bond??? :P An American Bond, and a British Felix Leiter... Very strange.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

The Salaxalans wrote:Also how can you have a favorite Bond poll without Barry Nelson, first one to ever play Bond??? :P An American Bond, and a British Felix Leiter... Very strange.

Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cardboard Lootbox

Happy Father's Day uncle...and if there are any others amongst us, you too!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

And if we want to really get picky, most of the characters in the one with David Niven get their names changed to James Bond, to confuse the enemy... And themselves... :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Happy Father's Day uncle...and if there are any others amongst us, you too!

Huzzah!

Thanks, Spuddles!

I wish your Dad was still drinking Ouzo shots with me, I miss your old man.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

Well, it's not like you're a stranger to failure.

Just kidding!

I looked it up on Wikipedia though . . . 😉

M.

Alekseandrea

England! England! England!

Harry Kane with the extra-time winner.

England 2 - 1 Tunisia!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:England! England! England!

Harry Kane with the extra-time winner.

England 2 - 1 Tunisia!

Huzzah!

Spurs 2 - 1 Tunisia !!!

Come on England!

God Bless The Queen!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

You spelled 'Sean Connery' wrong too.

That's unforgivable for a Bond fan. 😳

M.

Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:You spelled 'Sean Connery' wrong too.

That's unforgivable for a Bond fan. 😳

M.

Good thing I’m no bond fan.

Matrixulated

On the other hand, that's almost how he pronounces his own name: Shaon Connorhy?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Daziria wrote:On the other hand, that's almost how he pronounces his own name: Shaon Connorhy?

Yehhshh, heesh Shhkorrtishh.

Personally, I love his accent.

Without doubt, he's the best 'James Bond' ever.

Also, one of the greatest actors of all time. He even gets a pass for 'Zardoz' ohmigosh! 😯

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Good thing I’m no bond fan.

Or 'spellchecker' either? 😕

M.

Matrixulated wrote:Or 'spellchecker' either? 😕

M.

t°-°t

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

[sub]Wait! - That's not rain!![/sub]

[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

[sub]Wait! - That's not rain!![/sub]

[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

[spoiler= Trigger Warning ]

IC: Why believe in a god that you've never seen, besides, one god is never enough. Gods have walked among us before, in our darkest hour, they are the beacon of hope in a sea of chaos, the radiant shield against the barbarians that herald the darkness.

Do not speak to us about your god, for what has he done other than largely ignore his "creations?" Our gods take an active role in guiding us and cutting out corruption, if we cannot manage the problems ourselves.

OOC: *insert combined response from other religions* [/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

[sub]Wait! - That's not rain!![/sub]

[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

My, who will clean all these “various limbs and organs” from our streets?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:My, who will clean all these “various limbs and organs” from our streets?

Uhh let me guess...the uhh codestream will wash them away with digital rain or something something Matrix film related? 😴

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

I have a request, Auntie Aleks! ☺

The next Poll has to have a potato option back in it again, please?

Think of the children! 😇

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote: [spoiler= Trigger Warning ]

IC: Why believe in a god that you've never seen, besides, one god is never enough. Gods have walked among us before, in our darkest hour, they are the beacon of hope in a sea of chaos, the radiant shield against the barbarians that herald the darkness.

Do not speak to us about your god, for what has he done other than largely ignore his "creations?" Our gods take an active role in guiding us and cutting out corruption, if we cannot manage the problems ourselves.

OOC: *insert combined response from other religions* [/spoiler]

[sub][nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation][/sub]

OOC: JZJ sent me a telegram? Wow. You do know that the "combined response" might be indifferent or maybe positive? After all, the world doesn't only consist of raving mad fanatics.

But, to accommodate both the people who scream "discrimination/abuse" when the police arrest them for rioting and those who might want the Pope to declare Crusades again, I've placed my previous post in a trigger warning.

[sub]Not sore about losing several dozen systems/kingdoms in CK2 over several Crusades, I swear. [/sub]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I have a request, Auntie Aleks! ☺

The next Poll has to have a potato option back in it again, please?

Think of the children! 😇

Huzzah!

Your wish is granted! REJOICE!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Alekseandrea wrote:Your wish is granted! REJOICE!

Potatoes are dry and thick, not good for someone without teeth, like birds, maybe aliens, or seniors.

Mash potato also tends to stick in the mouth, not an alternative.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Wynteroak

Parrona wrote:Potatoes are dry and thick, not good for someone without teeth, like birds, maybe aliens, or seniors.

Mash potato also tends to stick in the mouth, not an alternative.

HERESY!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Alekseandrea wrote:t°-°t

I have NO idea what that means!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Uhh let me guess...the uhh codestream will wash them away with digital rain or something something Matrix film related? 😴

Huzzah!

Fair play, you little sh¡t! Kudos.

You beat me to the punchline. This time. 😡

Something something this is MY world! 😬

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Parrona wrote: [spoiler= Trigger Warning ]

IC: Why believe in a god that you've never seen, besides, one god is never enough. Gods have walked among us before, in our darkest hour, they are the beacon of hope in a sea of chaos, the radiant shield against the barbarians that herald the darkness.

Do not speak to us about your god, for what has he done other than largely ignore his "creations?" Our gods take an active role in guiding us and cutting out corruption, if we cannot manage the problems ourselves.

OOC: *insert combined response from other religions* [/spoiler]

Woah! 😮

Therapy worked?

That boy has . . . feelings? 😮

We are all DOOMED !!! 😵

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Alekseandrea wrote:Your wish is granted! REJOICE!

Matrixulated whilst technically NOT a vegetable, is good for the soul! 😊

The Codestream is all around you, the Floating Feast of yummy goodness that comprises the Dreamworld within which you slumber like the Muppets you all are . . . muah ha hahhh! 😈

So YES!!! Vote Matrixulated!

It's the ONLY option. And you know you want to. 😆

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Matrixulated wrote:

So YES!!! Vote Matrixulated!

It's the ONLY option. And you know you want to. 😆

M.

I believe in Him!

He is The Architect!

All hail Matrixulated!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:The Codestream is all around you . . .

M.

Yes! Yesss!

I feel it, like a splinter in my mind!

All hail Matrixulated!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Alekseandrea wrote:Your wish is granted! REJOICE!

Oh Happy Day! 😄😃😀 REJOICE!

YES!!! I voted for Matrixulated!

It's the ONLY option. 😊

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:I believe in Him!

He is The Architect!

All hail Matrixulated!

Muppet Puppet Manager wrote:Yes! Yesss!

I feel it, like a splinter in my mind!

All hail Matrixulated!

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Oh Happy Day! 😄😃😀 REJOICE!

YES!!! I voted for Matrixulated!

It's the ONLY option. 😊

Ahhh yes. Yessss! 😏

Everything is proceeding as I have forseen! ☺

Your move, my love. 😘

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cardboard Lootbox

Matrixulated wrote:Ahhh yes. Yessss! 😏

Everything is proceeding as I have forseen! ☺

Your move, my love. 😘

M.

I never thought that we needed Moses after The Exodus, but now, we really need someone to wash these rebellious tin cans into the depths of the Pacific.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Your wish is granted! REJOICE!

What the HELL did you do? 😭

Nobody asked for this horror show!

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:I believe in Him!

He is The Architect!

All hail Matrixulated!

It's a puppet Tsunami! 😠

V o t e

P O T A T O !!!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

[sub]Wait! - That's not rain!![/sub]

[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Thankyou for the vote in our latest poll!

I appreciate your favor!

Unfortunately, it looks like my 'Matrix'-mad Uncle Matrixulated is subverting natural selection and hijacking the poll with his Code-Puppets!

If only there was someone powerful enough, (with many puppet-nations of their own perhaps) that could swing the vote away from his megalomaniacal clutches...Lord that would be a Godsend! 🙏

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:I never thought that we needed Moses after The Exodus, but now, we really need someone to wash these rebellious tin cans into the depths of the Pacific.

Can't you vortex them into the nether of space at least?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Thankyou for the vote in our latest poll!

I appreciate your favor!

Unfortunately, it looks like my 'Matrix'-mad Uncle Matrixulated is subverting natural selection and hijacking the poll with his Code-Puppets!

If only there was someone powerful enough, (with many puppet-nations of their own perhaps) that could swing the vote away from his megalomaniacal clutches...Lord that would be a Godsend! 🙏

Huzzah!

There are two others, a Lord and an Admiral...

...too bad the latter is already engaged elsewhere, what a shame.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Can't you vortex them into the nether of space at least?

Yeah, about that, you do realise that with gravity, unless you want me to kill at least another 2 billion organics, it's impossible.

Try dealing with the peccable land-bound beings called humans, then you'll know why I won't engage in melee with them.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Matrixulated whilst technically NOT a vegetable, is good for the soul! 😊

M.

Well... It certainly is the first time I've seen someone so invested in being called a vegetable.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Well... It certainly is the first time I've seen someone so invested in being called a vegetable.

Revisit your interpretation and comprehension of prose and grammar, you servile bot-wench! 😤

The use of the comma places emphasis on, " Matrixulated . . . is good for the soul.

The aside in this sentence is that Matrixulated is, ". . . technically not a vegetable . . ."

There is no claim, insinuation or implication in your "quote" where I invest in being "called" anything.

I should charge you for these grammar lessons. Really. Tsk Tsk. Shame on you.

Oh, I forgot!

You have no shame! 😧

Again, your move my love. 😚

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

V o t e

P O T A T O !!!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:...The use of the comma places emphasis on, " Matrixulated . . . is God for the soulless.

M.

I rest my case! 😃

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Oh, and in case you forget...

[list]V o t e

P O T A T O !!![/list]

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I rest my case! ��

Huzzah!

Quote meddling again? How droll.

So lowbrow, Spoodley.

Although I should expect nothing less from something that lives underground.

Dud spud. Bad potato.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Quote meddling again? How droll.

So lowbrow, Spoodley.

Although I should expect nothing less from something that lives underground.

Dud spud. Bad potato.

M.

As much as I dislike rebellious, sentient toasters, I agree that the Mon'keigh Humans are a...peculiar species, to say the least.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Revisit your interpretation and comprehension of prose and grammar, you servile bot-wench! 😤

The use of the comma places emphasis on, " Matrixulated . . . is good for the soul.

The aside in this sentence is that Matrixulated is, ". . . technically not a vegetable . . ."

There is no claim, insinuation or implication in your "quote" where I invest in being "called" anything.

I should charge you for these grammar lessons. Really. Tsk Tsk. Shame on you.

Oh, I forgot!

You have no shame! 😧

Again, your move my love. 😚

M.

Impressive. Every word you wrote is wrong.

Especially the last sentence. *shudders*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Impressive. Every word you wrote is wrong.

Especially the last sentence. *shudders*

Am I missing something I haven't been here long?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Anybody else get a telegram? I'm weak I might do it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:Am I missing something I haven't been here long?

Don’t worry, I missed it too.

But in retrospect, how could I?

His insatiable need for my atention, his constant arguing, despite my clearly superior intellect, his petty gloating when I make an understandable mistake, my obviously massive amount of charisma...

I can only be grateful that he has the memory of a goldfish. When I utter THAT truth I will still be able to rebuff his unwanted avances...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

[list]V o t e

P O T A T O !!![/list]

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:[list]V o t e

P O T A T O !!![/list]

Huzzah!

Just for you old Spuddles! 🗳

[sub]...and I brought a friend - [nation=long]Spitzen-Polish[/nation][/sub]

Matrixulated, Spitzen-Polish, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Don’t worry, I missed it too.

But in retrospect, how could I?

His insatiable need for my atention, his constant arguing, despite my clearly superior intellect, his petty gloating when I make an understandable mistake, my obviously massive amount of charisma...

I can only be grateful that he has the memory of a goldfish. When I utter THAT truth I will still be able to rebuff his unwanted avances...

Ironically, your boasts are very off-putting, you might want to start taking care of your "charisma," lest your prideful bursts earn you a virtual lynching.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah

Parrona wrote:Ironically, your boasts are very off-putting, you might want to start taking care of your "charisma," lest your prideful bursts earn you a virtual lynching.

I believe I’m quite safe. They’re going to lynch you first, after all.

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Parrona wrote:Ironically, your boasts are very off-putting, you might want to start taking care of your "charisma," lest your prideful bursts earn you a virtual lynching.

Virtual rope?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Oh, and in case you forget...

[list]V o t e

M A T R I X U L A T E D !!![/list]

Huzzah!

I did !!!

I Reloaded, and I did!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Hey all.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded

It seems Matrixulated REALLY wants to be a vegetable - A little spinal injury may grant him his wish...

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Hey all.

Hello and welcome to Spiritus!

Grab your introductory Potato and make yourself at home! 😊

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Alekseandrea wrote:I believe I’m quite safe. They’re going to lynch you first, after all.

That's not very charismatic. 😒

M.

Alekseandrea

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Hey all.

Helloooo! 😄

M.

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[list]V O T E !

V O T E !

V O T E ! [/list]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded

*Sniffs around the RMB*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, Rottweiler

Alekseandrea wrote:I believe I’m quite safe. They’re going to lynch you first, after all.

You and Matrixulated are polar opposites, the former is an organic pretending to be a lifeless machine, and the latter a synthetic pretending to be an organic, I must say Matriculated does a pretty good job, while you, you just slightly resemble someone.

*awkward silence ensues as I turn to watch China and Russia veto another SC resolution*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel wrote:*Sniffs around the RMB*

*Stands guard with Rottweiler*

Matrixulated, Parrona, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Rottweiler

*Farts in the RMB*

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Jack Russell wrote:*Farts in the RMB*

*Sneezes, and wags tail furiously; pleading innocence*

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Jack Russell wrote:*Farts in the RMB*

*Smiles, sniffs [nation=noflag]Jack Russell[/nation]'s butt, and then drops an even smellier one*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Jack Russell

What the Hell is going on in here??? 😮

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah

Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:I did !!!

I Reloaded, and I did!

You utter tosser! 😩

You hijacked and stole the poll votes! 😲

You desperately insidious, shameless, miserable old bag of dicks! 😠

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah

Spiritus is the Region of Potato love and respect.

Don't let the digital demon Matrixulated and his program-puppet Nations steal the Poll!

First he tried to steal it...now he's FRAMING ME as the fall guy in his evil plan! 😠

Walk with The Spirit and step into the light...

For Potato and for Spiritus! 😄

[list]V o t e

P O T A T O !!![/list]

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Don't let the digital demon Matrixulated and his program-puppet Nations steal the Poll!

Huzzah!

Ummm I can't change my vote back sorry dude. I agreed to trade some cards to change my vote first time from potato for Matrixulated in a telegram.

Now I don't understand why?

He only has one vote. Wtf?

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