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Region: Spiritus
*chitter klick click krrr chitter*
(Technically an insect is a small arthropod animal that has six legs and generally one or two pairs of wings. They generally have those wings and we have six each and my extra 4 appendages are not actually legs. They are extremely strong antennae)
*breaks bricks with antenna*
http://i.imgur.com/39Twl9T.jpg
i never said i was perfect, and its not because i said so ive looked at several hundred accounts of dragons, only the lesser forms are easily killed
you know i could provide you guys with a patch of vegetables and grasses
bud dont touch that thats your cousin!
Hey my iPad for some reason can't run it so what is that?
It's a comic. Try typing "https:" instead of "http:"
*Klick klick*
(My species eat the weak so that only the strongest genes get passed on)
*spews acid and fire on the lawn*
Not working.
Oh well
😔
https://imgur.com/3FRWTaq
Reuploaded!
I'll just look at it at home later on my computer.
its not a weak *it absorbs the acid and fire as fuel and may use it naturally now*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*slowly backs away Staring at the lawn*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*feels like is being watched closely by millions of sensor receptors*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Only millions? He has trillions!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
And no bio-weapons!
Heresy!
It is not for the ears of heretics!
First page...
Alekseandrea
not all of it is watching him
Hey can somebody check how many characters you can have in the classification?
Once I get 500 million citizens I want to make myself a Walrus-Populated Iceberg
its watching each and every one of us
i dont know if theres a limit
Wait the lawn feels like that or the Tainted Xenoblood does?
Thunks!
xeno should, unless he cant tell when hes being watched, and also everyone that can tell when theyre being watched should too, i know i do
*slowly raises hands to cover my face*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
actually the limit is 27
Yay! Mine fits!
i advise keeping hot sauce out of its reach, the hot sauce being made from a plant would be extremely easy for the lawn to make into its own mechanism *shivers* the pain that would cause
...and now, the second page...
1st post, still heresy.
2nd post, next!
3rd post, work on your sentences.
Post 4 to 11, next next next...next next next!
12th post, godmodding, ignore.
Post 13 to 15, next next next!
yup
its not me doing this its OGGs lawn, i just made it so it can absorb things and copy the things it absorbs... which may have been a stupid choice
Yeah, you saw what it did to him.
yup. but the xenolawn has no taste receptors, any matter itd take unto itself, no matter how disgusting, probably the only one thatd eat parrons cooking
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Our country is able to cook? This must be a simpleton speaking.
-Yang Song
:)
Gtg see you later
Shut up. I cant help you have hundreds of ocs there and its hard to tell which idiot it which.
I call shenanigans.
The spine,tail and four limbs of a xenomorph indicate that they're members of the "Chordata", more precise the "Tetrapoda".
Since the teeth seem permanent and ape-like, we will assume they're "Mamalia".
Exoskeletons do not make something an arthropod.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
KRRRRRRRRR!!!
(I AM A XENOBLOOD! XENOBLOOD NOT XENOMORPH IDIOT)
KREEEEEE!!!
true, but there is a chance theyre a mix somehow, even though its highly unlikely they could just be alienic, no one knows what sort of things could happen if they happened different ways then it did on earth. for all we know these things can adapt and take the things of possible use from what its eaten
My country has the best trained walrus chefs in the world and the cook better than you could ever imagine
The DTN is malfunctioning, we will get to you later.
Rebooting.........
.........
.........
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The Parron Republic's Astronomicon is malfunctioning.
.........
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YES! FINISH HIM WHILE HES WEAK!!
"I think I just made him malfunction."
-Draconos Dragonblood
(You are a Xenoblood idiot.)
:)
Use punctuation, it helps.
The point was made, it is not an insect.
Even the prawns do better.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I cook prawns
I usually just eat them, but cooking them does make them taste better.
Also it stops them from running away.
So you're a puddle of alien blood?
Besides, how was I supposed to know?
If I read "xeno", "hive", "acidic spit", "omnious sounds" and "some assimilation stuff" , I assume you're a xenomorph.
There aren't that much "xeno-" things around, you know.
Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
Never invite these, things to the sanctuary system.
-Custodian of the Ring of Life
Matrixulated
*chitter chitter*
(I have Xenoblood in me. There is flesh and exoskeleton too)
We made a Xenodragon So there's a new "xeno".
Fiction, fiction...
...fiction, and fiction.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Then you are no hive of tainted xenoblood.
It's like saying "a group of humans" is a "clan of kidneys".
...
*facepalm*
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
*Stuffs a cork in parron's mouth*
Post self-deleted by Tainted Xenoblood Hive.
Post self-deleted by Tainted Xenoblood Hive.
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
*zrrrr*
(I am actually part of the hive I am just the representative)
Your sentence makes little sense.
You have a house (hive) made of Kidneys? Blood? Periods? Facepalms?
Matrixulated
*uses mega super dragon glue on the cork so it will never come out*
Matrixulated
That's no reason to use a poorly chosen name.
Matrixulated
...
*raises chin in arrogance*
-Lord-Regent Benjamin III
If your species is based on insects, the only representative is the Queen, or the King.
*klick*
(Our political system is much more developed than humans and ants)
(Ants have a better political system than America, as they elected Donald trump)
Sentient walruses? I thought we got rid of them in the 35th cycle.
-Arch-Librarian Henril
Waaarrrggghhh!
-anonymous member of the Tulki Collective
Your species has a vague grasp of void combat at best, I shouldn't have expected much from your primitive species.
It is nice to meet you in person, for the Emperor is with you, is he not?
Matrixulated
Maybe you haven't seen us since then but we have evolved beyond what you can imagine
Matrixulated
God, they are as arrogant as the Parron Republic during the 40th cycle, and they are not even close.
--Lord-Regent Benjamin III
Matrixulated
Are you talking about your parents?
BURN!!! GET TOASTED!!! PEW PEW PEW!!!
🔥🔥🔥
🔥🍞🔥
🔥🔥🔥
Matrixulated
Young ones, with their atrocious behavior.
--Custodian of the Celestial-Throne of the Empire of Light
Matrixulated
I am actually infinitely times older than you
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Tainted Xenoblood Hive.
*klackaty klick*
(You know [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] ...someday youll go far and I hope you stay there.)
It will be the other way round, methinks.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
How low do our standards have fallen?
The newest WA proposal includes a motivation, and I quote, "as it is not very nice to treat people as property,".
How on earth did this piece of excrement pass past the drawing board?
Not very nice... Tsk.
It goes against any sense of basic decency to let this poorly written garbage polute our glorious WA-assembly.
I implore the WA-nations of Spiritus, vote against!
If this doesn't convince you, look the wanton cruelty to the common comma or the weird way sentences are constantly interupted.
Even those are not spared!
Truly, I would even dare to say this was written by some foul achievement hunter!
Be true to the ideals of the WA-assembly.
Be true to the ideals of Spiritus.
Be true to yourself.
Vote against!
*mic drop*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
GRAMMER ERROR!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*picks up mic and fixes it*
You know these are expensive right?
I doubt you could afford any more of them
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Bread crumps and beaver spit.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
what??
The Salaxalans
**Carpet bombs Grumpy Grandpa's lawn with Bhut Jolokia "Ghost Chilli" Sauce infused into volatile "Carolina Reaper" Chilli "bombs"**
...Just to see what happens!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
It went from actual proposals to glorified toilet paper.
Spelling error.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Did you see the proposals nowadays?
Did you see the authors?
Liberate "The Bee Land"
And many more I won't mention...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Tainted Xenoblood Hive.
*Eats the bombs out of the sky*
*Click krr*
(Do not strengthen my opponent!)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Have you considered that by "strengthening" your opponent, I am strengthening you?! - Who is to say that those carpet bombs weren't intended to "accidentally" help strengthen you?! - I am a God! - I play both sides; I both strengthen and weaken ALL; it is a game; a test, an examination, and a study; and whatever the outcome, I ALWAYS win!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
*starts glassing said lawn*
This will kill it, for sure.
JZJ does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
And Culveria always loses, for most of us are (mostly) on your side.
An accurate description.
Post-previous Script: Culveria was just on time last night, I predict that he will arrive, at 2145, again.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Anyone have any poll ideas? :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
How often does Salaxalans forget the poll?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Should the consumption of sentient animals be legalised?
Yes
Yes, but with some restrictions.
If they are killed humanely.
Abstain.
I'm vegetarian. (No)
No.
And, before the potatoes start a revolution...
Potato!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Joker! 🃏😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Should dragons be charged for corruption?
Yes!
What?
No!
Hey, that's my creations! (Culveria)
If it gets rid of the one snatching my worshippers...
Execute them!
Potato!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
How about
What is the most evil creature?
Demons
Anti-potatos
Dragons
Dogs
Cats
Trumps
Platypuses
Sentient chairs
Parron
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Who is your favourite author?
Max Barry
Max Barry
Max Barry
Max Barry
All of the Above
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You know my actual name is Max.
Also you forgot the option
Potato
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
(My name IRL is Max.)
No evidence to support or challenge this statement.
That's the nearest living thing I can find.
Matrixulated
How about the poll
Which poll should we do next?
Favorite author
Evil creature
Etc
Matrixulated, Statens
what happens when This poll isn't on the list? That means we cant decide to do it next? which means we cant decide to do any next...?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
AAH! CONSPIRACY THEORY!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Dragonith
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