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The WA needs a Abstain From Voting button

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

In the WA, should I vote for or against the commendmant of the nation.

Matrixulated

Hello fellow organism,

An apostate of your region told me that this region is all about potatoes.

I deemed that such a belief was worthy of my presence.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Wombanita wrote:In the WA, should I vote for or against the commendmant of the nation.

I ran into the same problem a while back, and the Great Spudminister, (Salax) gave me this advice about all WA issues . . .

Read it!

Read it top to bottom, then read it again.

Really, its the only way.

Sometimes I vote against something because it makes sense, to me at least, even though the popular vote maybe going the opposite way. And vice-versa.

Hope that helps, but if you want to know more, head on over to our forums.

M.

Alekseandrea

Oi !!

*picture Cartman from South Park*

"Where's my poll, goddammit?!"

M.

The Land Of Golden Blobfish, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

http://giphy.com/gifs/drawing-potatoes-menw2PSZ2vUzu

Matrixulated

Favorite potato type

Roasted

Baked

Fried

Other

Matrixulated

Good Ol Murica wrote:Favorite potato type

Roasted

Baked

Fried

Other

Cheese.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Good Ol Murica wrote:Favorite potato type

Roasted

Baked

Fried

Other

Cheese.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

INSURBORDINATION!! YOU MUST REAFIRM YOR FAITH IN POTATOES. NOW!

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Good Ol Murica wrote:Favorite potato type

Roasted

Baked

Fried

Other

Pringles.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

The current poll leaves much to be desired...

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

My mom leaves much to be desired...wait, what?

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Good Ol Murica wrote:Favorite potato type

Roasted

Baked

Fried

Other

Hash browns.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Good Ol Murica wrote:INSURBORDINATION!! YOU MUST REAFIRM YOR FAITH IN POTATOES. NOW!

Committing to potatoes is overrated.

Now, abandoning your free will to the will of the Hive... Thats totally, um, "in".

Hive for life.

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Coffee Kingdom wrote:My mom leaves much to be desired...wait, what?

Wish you were Oedipus?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Good Ol Murica wrote:INSURBORDINATION!! YOU MUST REAFIRM YOR FAITH IN POTATOES. NOW!

I mean potatoes with cheese.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Jimmy Fofia

Hundermenschen wrote:You will have to grow your love for four legged canines o3o

Aren't all canines four-legged? - Except ofcourse those that are brutally and tragically injured...

Hurpadurp wrote:THE MOON IS POTATOES
THE MOON IS CHEESE!! - However it is pockmarked and cratered by impacts from potatoids (aka planetoids) and gnocchi-marked and gratered from potato-based pastaroids from the pastaroid belt...

Matrixulated wrote:LOL . . . does anyone remember those tin-aliens from 70's & 80's 'Smash' commercials?

". . . make mash get Smaaaash!"

Hilarious and potatolicious.

M.

Remember those adverts?! - I have some of that instant mash in my cupboard right now!

Paradise Moon wrote:I mean potatoes with cheese.

That's just how these things go; potatoes and cheese, they just go together like potatoids or pastaroids and the Cheese Moon; fatally attracted like some universal force is acting on them...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

UnOrthodox Church News Update:

"Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and billions of ¢erebellums are being blown on orbital weapons development."

- So the wealthy and shady foreigners leaving the country must surrender half their wealth - We are profiting from their shady past, and then spending it on our orbital weapons program, based on that new Moon we're building...

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:UnOrthodox Church News Update:

"Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and billions of ¢erebellums are being blown on orbital weapons development."

- So the wealthy and shady foreigners leaving the country must surrender half their wealth - We are profiting from their shady past, and then spending it on our orbital weapons program, based on that new Moon we're building...

That's not a moon...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Nua Hosnia

Potato? That newfangled device that you eat with cheese? YUMMY! POTAAAATOOOOO!!!!!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Neanderthal6 wrote:Potato? That newfangled device that you eat with cheese? YUMMY! POTAAAATOOOOO!!!!!!!

HEAR, HEAR 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night........ they did not praise the potato......they will beg for it now

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatoes = Fries.

Potatoes are great...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Paradise Moon wrote:I mean potatoes with cheese.

Ok.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Paradise Moon wrote:I mean potatoes with cheese.

Potatoes for all!!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Simple people say: "I will eat this potato with this fork."

Obviously smarter people say: "I will process this starch resource with my multi-pronged device."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hey guys I got a question. If iron carbide (cementite) is a ceramic, then is cast iron a cermet (ceramic metal composite)?

Matrixulated

GUYS I KNOW JIMMY FOFIA YOU SHOULD KICK HIM HE CAM FROM DEN AND RAIDED MY PAST REGION HE WILL DO THIS FIR THIS ONE!!! BE CAREFUL

Matrixulated

Erin had never questioned why she dotted all her i's with little hearts. She just always had. Perhaps because of something the other girls did in school. Perhaps to add flair to her otherwise dull handwriting. She just thought it was cute. Of course, having to explain to the plumber she just wrote a check for that the little hearts were not her way of flirting proved to be an awkward experience.

Matrixulated

Good Ol Murica wrote:Hey guys I got a question. If iron carbide (cementite) is a ceramic, then is cast iron a cermet (ceramic metal composite)?

I would say no,

At the atomic level the connection between the particles is different.

Cast iron, despite the relatively high level of carbon, will still behave as a metal.

Note relatively high: the amount of carbon is rather low.

Shouldn't a cermet have a different behaviour?

Matrixulated

I somehow managed to ban immigration to my country. :(

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mountain Real, Greater Madaloria, Kushan Rajavamsa

Okay.

Alekseandrea wrote:I would say no,

At the atomic level the connection between the particles is different.

Cast iron, despite the relatively high level of carbon, will still behave as a metal.

Note relatively high: the amount of carbon is rather low.

Shouldn't a cermet have a different behaviour?

Okay.

Nice to have another opinion.

By the way, cementite is Fe3C, so it's a form of semi-carbide and it contains 6.67% carbon by weight.

Matrixulated

Athartia wrote:I somehow managed to ban immigration to my country. :(

lol

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:That's not a moon...

A space station disguised as a giant Yukon Gold?

These aren't the potatoids you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Kushan Rajavamsa wrote:Simple people say: "I will eat this potato with this fork."

Obviously smarter people say: "I will process this starch resource with my multi-pronged device."

I say: "Praise Lord Hutton or face his holy wrath."

Praise be.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:A space station disguised as a giant Yukon Gold?

These aren't the potatoids you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along . . .

M.

Ah the "Yukon Gold"; a great Golden POTATO! (Aswell as a tv series, a band, and an actual source of gold, amongst other things!!)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Yo

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Nico1441491 wrote:Yo

Howdy

Matrixulated

Nico1441491 wrote:Yo

Suh

Matrixulated

Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em inna stew.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria

Dronez #realjournalism #thisaintthehilton

Matrixulated

Good Ol Murica wrote:Hey guys I got a question. If iron carbide (cementite) is a ceramic, then is cast iron a cermet (ceramic metal composite)?

The fiber structure is completely different and aligned differently...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:The fiber structure is completely different and aligned differently...

Okay, that's what it would seem but I didn't know.

Matrixulated

Greetings.

Matrixulated

The Hanuman Islands wrote:Greetings.

Hello,

You new around here?

Matrixulated

What's with all the potatoes?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Well hello everyone. I am glad to be here. Now I hope your going to be hosting a party for me joining this lovely region you got. Just please don't bring any oreos to the party.

Matrixulated

Koopa-Toadaria wrote:What's with all the potatoes?

Well potatoes are a symbol of superior agriculture. American agriculture.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Forestbrook Middle

Now I would like to ask that every nation in the region allow this new great religion to be practiced in their countries. What religion? Well trumpism of course!

Matrixulated

Athartia wrote:I somehow managed to ban immigration to my country. :(

You should focus on kicking out illegal immigrants not fully banning immigration

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:The fiber structure is completely different and aligned differently...

You don't have to be a genius to figure this out but I am in fact a genius

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Trumps Wall wrote:Well potatoes are a symbol of superior agriculture. American agriculture.

...

Superior and the A-word placed so close to each other creates too much paradox.

Please refrain from performing said action.

I won't save you when the paradox reaches critical mass.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hello Bonjour.

How do we endorse people or nations here ?

Easy on the poutine now !

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Eden Hivemind.

Alekseandrea wrote:...

Superior and the A-word placed so close to each other creates too much paradox.

Please refrain from performing said action.

I won't save you when the paradox reaches critical mass.

Oxymoron is the word you're looking for. Paradoxes aren't happening here, not unless the words hold power over themselves -- self-reference does not equal power, and this is why logical paradoxes don't split the universe. Anyway, your opinions on America (assuming that by "A-word" you meant America and not agriculture) may be poor but in terms of agriculture America is one of the strongest nations. The Hive is personally struggling with agriculture and farming right now, so it is a mark of a strong country to have strong agriculture. Thus I must disagree that America is inferior in anyway, or "not superior". They may not be the best country but they are a good one.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Simmdibiri wrote:Hello Bonjour.

How do we endorse people or nations here ?

Easy on the poutine now !

Become a member of the WA.

Scroll down on someones page.

Click endorse.

Alternatively:

Click 'Help'.

Scroll down untill you find the matter that interests you.

Read.

Perform the decribed actions.

Matrixulated

The Eden Hivemind wrote:Oxymoron is the word you're looking for. Paradoxes aren't happening here, not unless the words hold power over themselves -- self-reference does not equal power, and this is why logical paradoxes don't split the universe. Anyway, your opinions on America (assuming that by "A-word" you meant America and not agriculture) may be poor but in terms of agriculture America is one of the strongest nations. The Hive is personally struggling with agriculture and farming right now, so it is a mark of a strong country to have strong agriculture. Thus I must disagree that America is inferior in anyway, or "not superior". They may not be the best country but they are a good one.

Meh, paradox sounds better.

I will demonstrate:

"He used an oxymoron."

This sentence is rather boring.

"The paradox is reaching critical mass!"

This sentence is condensed awesome!

America a good country?

Interesting concept.

You do realise it contains Americans?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Trumps Wall wrote:You don't have to be a genius to figure this out but I am in fact a genius

Genius is easy to come by here, the trick is to actually do the the research, not just proclaim how smart you are...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Meh, paradox sounds better.

I will demonstrate:

"He used an oxymoron."

This sentence is rather boring.

"The paradox is reaching critical mass!"

This sentence is condensed awesome!

America a good country?

Interesting concept.

You do realise it contains Americans?

If you want to be wrong, you can use whatever words you like.

In other news, yes, America is a good country. I assume, for someone to so fervently hate it, that you must live there.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Eden Hivemind wrote:If you want to be wrong, you can use whatever words you like.

In other news, yes, America is a good country. I assume, for someone to so fervently hate it, that you must live there.

*imagine this text is read by an awesome british cat with a top hat and a monocle. And a posh accent.*

Good is relative.

Therefore, I can't be wrong if I dissagree with said subjective term.

You, my dear sir, might be surprised to discover that truth is an abstract concept, that you , humans, can never encounter.

Why? It's quite simple: Humans aren't omniscient.

Therefore, saying someone else is wrong, about a matter that clearly is subjective, is a complete and utter waste of time.

Why assume I'm American?

I could be a british cat.

An awesome british cat, mind.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rampant Hedonism

Alekseandrea wrote:*imagine this text is read by an awesome british cat with a top hat and a monocle. And a posh accent.*

Good is relative.

Therefore, I can't be wrong if I dissagree with said subjective term.

You, my dear sir, might be surprised to discover that truth is an abstract concept, that you , humans, can never encounter.

Why? It's quite simple: Humans aren't omniscient.

Therefore, saying someone else is wrong, about a matter that clearly is subjective, is a complete and utter waste of time.

Why assume I'm American?

I could be a british cat.

An awesome british cat, mind.

"This English British cat lost the Revolutionary War. Do not trust him!!" - From a great American

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Yuyuko Saigyouji wrote:"This English British cat lost the Revolutionary War. Do not trust him!!" - From a great American

Thanks to George Washington

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The only way to stop my citizens from cannibalism was to ban all meat products.

I kind of love this site.

Matrixulated, Rampant Hedonism, Pokemon Pizza

Charmandaria wrote:The only way to stop my citizens from cannibalism was to ban all meat products.

I kind of love this site.

Now my pizza business will go down if I do that

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Meh, paradox sounds better.

I will demonstrate:

"He used an oxymoron."

This sentence is rather boring.

"The paradox is reaching critical mass!"

This sentence is condensed awesome!

America a good country?

Interesting concept.

You do realise it contains Americans?

ROFLMFAO !!!!

That last sentence is comedy gold!

Thank you.

M.

The Salaxalans, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Rampant Hedonism

Pokemon Pizza wrote:Now my pizza business will go down if I do that

I've got to to find myself a vegan girlfriend, post haste!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Santa Fogata

Matrixulated wrote:I've got to to find myself a vegan girlfriend, post haste!

M.

*Climbs over wall, careful not to break it*

Not even kidding, I just got myself one the other day. Not even kidding.

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rampant Hedonism

Wow, The Salaxagus has the most rebellious youths in Spiritus...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Santa Fogata

Trumps Wall wrote:Now I would like to ask that every nation in the region allow this new great religion to be practiced in their countries. What religion? Well trumpism of course!

Trump is a greedy , racist , sexist , idiotic , baby who wants to be president to get money . And if you're voting for him get a life .

Matrixulated, Pokemon Pizza

Greater Madaloria wrote:*Climbs over wall, careful not to break it*

Not even kidding, I just got myself one the other day. Not even kidding.

>Being able to get a girlfriend

Matrixulated

The Cf Alliance wrote:>Being able to get a girlfriend

Family members, or potatoes of family members don't count.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Family members, or potatoes of family members don't count.

M.

You forgot to mention pets.

...

You did, didn't you?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:The fiber structure is completely different and aligned differently...

You mean crystal structure right?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Murican Land wrote:You mean crystal structure right?

Actually, in the case of cementite the crystals are treated as fibers...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Bluff City wrote:Trump is a greedy , racist , sexist , idiotic , baby who wants to be president to get money . And if you're voting for him get a life .

Im sorry but trump has already won. Now sit down!

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Trumps Wall.

Now I have to say I know how to run an economy. My retail industry is in the top 4% of this entire region.

Matrixulated

hello

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Bluff City wrote:Trump is a greedy , racist , sexist , idiotic , baby who wants to be president to get money . And if you're voting for him get a life .

I agree Marco Rubio or Bernie Sanders should win in my opinion

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Pokemon Pizza wrote:I agree Marco Rubio or Bernie Sanders should win in my opinion

anyone but trump i agree

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Pokemon Pizza wrote:I agree Marco Rubio or Bernie Sanders should win in my opinion

The *beep* who's responsible for the government shutdown and a men who will be sabotaged by the republicans if he succeeds.

That leaves Clinton, who clearly is a puppet of the establishment.

Compare those to Trump.

He's just a different way of going to be screwed.

The only way to win is to not be an American.

Or emigrate to Canada.

Canada seems OK.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp, Pokemon Pizza

Alekseandrea wrote:The *beep* who's responsible for the government shutdown and a men who will be sabotaged by the republicans if he succeeds.

That leaves Clinton, who clearly is a puppet of the establishment.

Compare those to Trump.

He's just a different way of going to be screwed.

The only way to win is to not be an American.

Or emigrate to Canada.

Canada seems OK.

Actually, the Donald is a wholly owned subsidiary of Chase-Manhattan Bank...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:The *beep* who's responsible for the government shutdown and a men who will be sabotaged by the republicans if he succeeds.

That leaves Clinton, who clearly is a puppet of the establishment.

Compare those to Trump.

He's just a different way of going to be screwed.

The only way to win is to not be an American.

Or emigrate to Canada.

Canada seems OK.

Yes but we are going to *beep* stuff up over there too

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Oh well America is messed anyway

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Gah, welcome to my country, Thailand!

Where we slap on random, nonsensical English lyrics onto songs, and call it world-class!

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

I'm on a slippery slope to killing my economy again. Maybe I should invest in potato farms.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

Nua Hosnia wrote:I'm on a slippery slope to killing my economy again. Maybe I should invest in potato farms.

I destroyed my economy once. Just make economic decisions and fix your civil rights and political freedoms later.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Cf Alliance wrote:>Being able to get a girlfriend

Matrixulated wrote:Family members, or potatoes of family members don't count.

M.

Alekseandrea wrote:You forgot to mention pets.

...

You did, didn't you?

Ahh yes, I did, my mistake and thankyou for pointing that out . . .

Murican Land wrote:You mean crystal structure right?

. . . and in the interests of transparency and inclusiveness . . . YES !!

Family members, or potatoes of family members, family pets, or pets of family potatoes, AND the crystalline structures, fibrous structures, regardless of their differences, complete or incomplete, and/or their individual or group alignments or their pets or their potatoes.

There.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Pokemon Pizza wrote:I agree Marco Rubio or Bernie Sanders should win in my opinion

I think Kasich or Clinton.

Matrixulated

I have had a vision. A proclamation from the Potato on High, the one true spud. A new user is coming. One that will bring balance and prosperity. The chosen one will come. Be steadfast and ever on the lookout for his or her coming. So wills the Potato on High.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

F*ck this sh¡t! - I'm off down the pub to sink a few pints!!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Mine's a Jack 'n Coke over ice with a lime wedge please.

I'll pass on the death sticks, as I don't need to rethink my life. And I'll pass on the Cheese & Onion & Dead Skin flavored crisps too.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

In my nation, you have the same odds of dying by committing suicide in police custody as being attacked and killed by squirrels (my national animal), 0.9%

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hey guys! Can I have a potato?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

On Paradise Moon, you are more likely to be ritually sacrificed than to die in an accident (And we don't have speed limits).

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

In my nation, you end up with a weird name and a funny curry odor.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

In my alternate account, you are more likely to die bungee jumping than in any other accident

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

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