Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Whatever that is, umm yeah, [I]regulate[/I] that alcoholic, miserable old Muppet-fart!
[I]Slaanesh![/I]
Matrixulated, Parrona
😲[I]NOPE![/I]
😲[I]NOPE![/I]
😲[I]NOPE![/I]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Now, I may draw furries as a hobby, but even I know that fursuits are a heresy that warrants full orbital bombardment!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*observes as the world becomes a barren wasteland from my frigate*
(pleasurecraft, really)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
In my notifications:
"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens."
Sounds about right!
How nice of you to notify us!
*chortles*
Slaanesh indeed!
M.
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Parrona
Does that include mascots though?
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
No no no, Farmerica is definitely Khorne's, that insane military budget is the evidence.
If you want Slaanesh, go to those elves (the ones with that menacing look) over there, be careful though, they tend to chuck any "upstarts" in a specific section of the webway, and you will not like it.
P. S.: I just got into KoD and surveyed the region, and I hereby declare it safe for neurons again, that and the fact that Faulknation is active again!
Culveria though, that, might be a problem, he's getting a little inactive...
(yes, I actually said he now, because it was supposed to be a mockery of how he RPs as a Dragon all the time, and I finally decided to stop mocking him.)
Yes, it's just disgusting.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Whats wrong with insane military budget, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT, HUH, HUH
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Worshipper of Khorne! HERESY!
(now if someone could just make a "I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could" post, it would be complete)
Matrixulated
HERESY?
Did someone say HERESY?
I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I wasn't expecting a tech-priest to respond, regardless, that man over there just spoke heres...
*an inquisitorial ship exits warp near the planet, crashing into a damaged ork kroozer and sending debris, of which, one the size of a golf ball lands on my back*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Gathering storm is so grimdark that it makes the pre-fall of Cadia Imperium look like modern day North Korea.
Matrixulated
Hmm, cloudy with a chance of meatballs orbital bombardment, methinks!
Sounds like impending doom for the Khorne-worshipping heretic nation of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]!
Now we'll see if that outrageously enormous and obscenely bloated military budget is worth all this Slaanesh!
*Prepares marshmallows for toasting over the campfire that'll be all that remains of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]'s military HQ.*
Muah-ah-ahhh!
M.
* [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] Tech-Priests =
Üß3R 1337 }{4xxØR$ *
Rhinononon, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona
A little adjustments, to avoid getting turned into a servitor, or worse.
Matrixulated, Rhinononon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, I just finished my audition. Now I just wait for the results.
Matrixulated
B-b-b-but think of the children!
Matrixulated
If the audition was for a role or part as a fat lump of useless quasi-intelligent lard . . . you nailed it!
*golf clap*
M.
Alekseandrea
Think of the children? Oh, you're talking about future imperial guards (aka: cannon fodder), you know, what they think matters not, as long as they are loyal to the Emperor.
Even servitors are more intelligent, am I right?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm joining chaos, I mean, look at the blatant disregard for lives, at least Nurgle keeps us alive.
Sick means awesome.
Matrixulated
Did I just hear, Nurgle?
Oh my, this cannot stand! Smash it!
*opens cover to and punches big, obvious red button repeatedly*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Uh... That's kind of what you have a mascot for, so people blindly follow your organization/leader/sports team, without taking under consideration their weaknesses (stuff like too many branches, the Emperor doesn't like chocolate, the team lacking a right winger and whatnot).
Matrixulated
HAHAHAHA, WE won't BURN, WE CONQUER OTHER PLANETS, AND BURN ALL WE STAND AGAINST US
Matrixulated
HAHA, we can never die, nobody can stand against us, ever
Matrixulated
Muppet.
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
If only we could travel through time...
Oh wait, I don't have to, there's no we, there's only Matrixulated to face the threat, I'm warping out, and no commissar can stop me!
*commisar bursts in*
Captain, you have sullied the name of your ship with words of heresy, how do you plead?
I thought, uh, how, wh...
Too late heretic! *bang*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Double post, I don't properly respond to double posts.
Matrixulated
How does the co-conspiratorial heretic ([I]along with[/I] Matrixulated) properly respond to double....[I]taps?[/I]
To the head? 😮🔫
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Parrona, Snakkra
HERESY!
Did someone say [I]heresy[/I] CONSPIRACY?
I heard there was conspiracy and I came as fast as I could!
*tap tap*
*tap tap*
[I]"Hello?
"Anybody out there? [I]Slaanesh![/I]"
M.
Alekseandrea
Yes, those filthy imperials will take it to the head, for Khaela Mensha Khaine!
Unless, they decide to ram us. Brace for impact!
*static*
Matrixulated
[sub]Did I just hear...[/sub] HERETIC!?
*bursts in*
I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could, so fast in fact, that my ship just rammed several cruisers and battleships just to take the fastest route here.
*whips out lasgun*
Now, where's the heretic?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The embassy between Spiritus and Forest is open! To celebrate, I bring the traditional gift basket of woodland garlands, freshly gathered chanterelles and aesthetically pleasing pine cones. Have the most verdant of days!
Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, Tishanda, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mount Seymour, Parrona, Itrosomia
Splendid, thank you for all the gifts! In return, we offer you many, many, many potatoes! Cheese is included as well <3
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Uan Aa Boa
*scuttles in through the newly-opened ventilation duct embassy*
Have some of Mount Seymour's finest veggies and rice! :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello friends!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi there Forestians! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Palos Heights
*points at floating iceberg of fat-bodied lardy Lasgun targets*
😏
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
New and relevant-ish poll!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Palos Heights, The Republic Of Parrona
You're pointing at the nearby moon with strange shapes on it, which is, um, odd. Commissar, launch the augur probes.
*5 minutes later*
We have evidence that mutants are on the small moon, you know what that means... *in a high pitch voice* ...Smash it!
*headbutts fire button for the Nova Cannon repeatedly*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No, no, noooo!
I was quite clearly pointing at Itrosomia.
Yep. That's me pointing at the floating Walrus Populated Iceberg of Itrosomia![/I]
Did you just obliterate the Lardberg?
😊
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The moon of Itrosomia or the system of Itrosomia?
That moon is sure a large ice covered planet, so it technically counts...
Sir, we've detected several ships made of ice, they seem to be, ramming us.
Well then, we have the best prow armour, raaaa [sub]aaa[/sub]...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*gets rammed port side*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I hope none of your ships were named "Titanic".
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
That ship was unsinkable.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Keyword: "was" (until it wasn't)...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
One of those poll options is no longer valid: The "They are bigger than we are." option - We have equalized on regional population...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
One of them was definitely named Warmaster, it's the only surviving ship, just got, lost in the warp, Emperor have mercy on their souls.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ish.
I rest my case.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Ish?! ...Ishtar?! ...INANNA?!
*The entire nation of Endless Sumer prostrates itself in worship*
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inanna
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
...and I rest my puppets!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
roflmfao😂
😃😄😁😂
What a great way to start my workday!
Thank-you, you funny muppets & puppets.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
There is a small region called Zombie Research Institute, whose Founder ceased to exist 8 hours ago, and is currently without a WA Delegate - This would seem ripe for a small-scale invasion/raid/takeover...
[sub]I ofcourse neither condone nor condemn anyone for taking this region, and absolve myself of any consequences[/sub]
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Just let people be furries.
Matrixulated
Also i have probably one of the highest tax in the region any ideas how to lower it
Matrixulated
🤔 The Land Of Milk And Honey is also Founderless and without a WA Delegate...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Now, I would gladly make a joke, but I'll have to ask the minors in here to leave and close the door behind them.
Matrixulated
Surely, in the name of Spiritus someone should seize The League Of Potatos?! 😂
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
🤔*Notes Spiritus' "Defender" tag/status*😔
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Plausible deniability is the answer youre looking for.
Or some moral imperative to save those regions before the raiders get there.
Clearly raiders cant raid a region that is already saved.
Thats logic that is.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
1) Confiscate and liquidate the assets of all furries.
2) Execute all the furries for abhorrent deviant behavior and crimes against humanity.
3) Use reclaimed funds as tax relief.
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona
I'm[/I] listening . . . !
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Just got pre-deployment training orders for Nevada/Arizona.
I don't think I'll be Stateside for Christmas.😐
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Well at least you'll be spreading potatoey goodness! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Looks like NS just added a new Metric:
[I] Average Disposable Income[/I]
[I]Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
Uh, ummmm...
*covers drawings of animals with human characteristics with drawings of WH40K stuff*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
THATS SCARY, my people only have about 8000 dollars after tax
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Now that's a stat I want to max.
But it says average income after tax. I thought disposable income was income after tax, rent, healthcare etc?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Call me after 1900hrs. You'll be fine, Spuddles!
Just part of your advanced MOS.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Uhhhh don't say it like that, especially if it involves an explosion.😯
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Those are counted as taxes.
Quaterna
Rent? A tax? If only...
Parrona
People don't pay rent in the world-thingy of nationstates.
Tada. Problem solved.
Matrixulated, Quaterna
Me as a founder of a small little region:
*promises to come back in time to kick raiders*
*sees that some defenders came to liberate my region, postpones banning the raiders for 2 days just to watch the constant tug of war*
Posts "You know what, they're just running down there shooting each other, better lay the exterminatus upon these heretics...ALL RIGHT FIRE!
*summarily banjects raiders and ejects defender puppets, to the amusement of both*
[spoiler= edit spam ]
Edit I: Aaraksburg has just arrived in KoD and just threw up a little neutral post that has both negative and positive interpretations.
Edit II: Snakkra has just become an absolute monarchy with lots of freedom.
Whoever said that democracy = freedom should be ashamed of themselves and sit in the corner!
Edit III: should I name all the leaders of all my nations God-Kings/Emperors? Just to boost my Eye of Terror sized ego? [/spoiler]
(ghost notification)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
They just pay in blood, completely different.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Quaterna
[I]* gasp! *[/I] 👀
This is just pure, unadulterated [I]Slaanesh[/I] and vacuous vacillations from a menial courtesan to, [I](fading from power)[/I] House Parron.
Henceforth, I shall refer to Parrona as [I]"The Eye of Terror!"[/I] as a mark of deserved respect!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Or [I]lard and guano,[/I] if you and your ilk are squatting on and infesting, a floating iceberg, for instance.
Uhhh . . . this is just a random example, off the top of my head.
It's not a dig at any transient, tusked, fat-bodied folk around here.
Honest! 😇
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Eye of terror? Come on, Matrixulated, you do know that flattery alone will not get you the title of Fabricator-General, yes?
Now, go back to Mars, lest the Ecclesiarch wrongly assigns you on a suicide mission to reclaim a necron tomb world. (that will be coincidentally marked for Exterminatus, mind you.)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Don't you dare give the Ecclesiarch ideas, you don't want to be in his good books! How are you suppose to assist that inquisitor in keeping his operations secret with that lousy excuse of an adult scrutinising your every movement?
Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...
So you might want to either stay clear of get a higher title, Admiral.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What a gentleman, ain't he?
Matrixulated
That's why I'm an inquisitor, I'm technically higher (in rank) than him and thus is completely immune to his...antics.
(Also made a joke in KoD that is both a jab at myself and Culveria, because why not?)
Edit I: apparently my joke in KoD went so far above the inhabitant's heads that you could touch it in low orbit.
Jeeeeeeeezus, are they always this daft or are they making special effort today, for me?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Effort requires forethought and mental process, so I'd say a definite NO!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Sounds so Hollywood. Or Catholic Church. And definitely despicable!
The Ecclesiarch's real identity is Bill Cosby!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
New poll!
[spoiler=A message for those wo can't vote.]
Yes, it is normal.
Nothing is broken.
Don't worry about it.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Let me see...oh, why can't I...oooooohhhh...ooohh, I see, this is perhaps one of the best polls anyone came up with, I, am, perplexed, to say the least, anyways, everyone, ga...gaze upon the poll in which no one but the 1% can vote in.
https://youtu.be/eJiUfnIzbVM
(hopefully the WA isn't doing things now...)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
(ah, f***, the Draconos-damned WA has to choose the best timing to push a repeal, which is right after the resolution being repealed has passed. )
Matrixulated
Oh, I'm not a WA member. Mkay. But as my national motto says: "Say NO to the WA!". Say no to Alekseandra's discrimination against those who do not wish to join such a morally corrupt and wasteful organisation. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona
So I voted.
What's [I]"The Eye of Terror!"[/I] blinking on about?
He just needs some Visene.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I just need more souls...preferably Aeldari.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Kids shouldn't have listened to rap music, this wouldn't happen if they didn't.
EDIT: If I may suggest anyone reading this for whatever reason, come up with more than a single recruitment telegram to bombard people with it, because repeating the same thing can be very disappointing.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Hleinhinienievni.
[spoiler= Mini rant]
So I posted a reply in KoD, and the moment it got buried in 2 posts they forgotten about it, it's either that or the post is not provoking enough, anyways, this proves my hypothesis that Culveria has surrounded himself with literal goldfishes...or bootlickers, I'm not sure, whichever is true, it means that this is the primary reason why he cannot handle criticism, even those that are meant to be constructive and phrased as such (to be fair, 90% of the criticism from me could be interpreted as pure insults, but this is no reason for him to lump the 10% together with the rest), this is why we need to help him, despite the risk of him trying to mount our heads, and get him out of the echo chamber that he calls Kesmor.
The mini-rant is over, return to your stations.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
One of my recent notifications:-
"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens."
Another moment mirroring reality! YAY!!
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hi, ho, you fat bastard
You ate all the pies
You've never seen a salad
You ate all the pies
You fat bastard
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Greetings all.
First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.
How y'all doing?
Oh, you know, having fun with the mandatory gloating and sniggering.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
And for a fake-human, you do it oh so well, dear.
:D
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Just running the Simulnation and watching the world squirm.
Thanks for 'peripatetic' though!
I had to grab my Thesaurus for that gem. I loved the reference to Aristotelianism and that occupied my lunch break.
Heartfelt thanks, my friend, truly!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
She's not fake, she's a ®📧🅰🕒 girl you Muppet!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I am?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.