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Region: Spiritus
had to find this *pulls out excalibur* needed it for my legendary sword collection
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Ooh, pretty. Do you want goujian? I stumbled across it while in China.
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
yes very much please *nods* what would you like as compensation? i am the god draconos if youd like i could give you my blessing as compensation, i was intending to give it to you in the first place but its more powerful if given as compensation
What exactly does the blessing do?
Post self-deleted by The Great Potato Empire.
it finds your inner dragon type and allows you to turn into it, also it gives you good fortune, wealth, power, the ability to manipulate 3 elements, and many other things
Probably would make it rain potatoes in Russinadia.
Matrixulated
(In regards to the poll) I enjoy my books to be written on to potatoes (one word per potato) and to read them as i eat the potatoes!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
So it pretty much turns you into the dragonborn avatar. I like it! Can I also have 1,000 tickets? I have my eyes on that scooter in the back.
Does your nation not have potato storms?
Alekseandrea
No, we have taco storms, but only on Tuesdays. I think we might have potato storms though. I think they're on Fridays.
Matrixulated
Or was it Thursdays....
We have potato storms nearly every day now. That's how we solved hunger in Russinadia. The government just supplies butter to all.
basically *holds a hovering glowing ball of light out to russinadia and places a bag of 1000 tickets on the ground next to russinadia*
Score! Razor scooter here I come!
*puts excalibur and goujian into my storage dimension* now what shall we do now?
Create a new reality maybe?
YOUR MOVEMENTS WONT BE AS CONSISTENT ONCE I FILL YOU WITH SHOTGUN SHELLS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Hmm... There truckloads of 'realities' and 'truths' in the world, and somehow they never seem to see eye to eye... (:
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Try not to get your temper up, grandpa. It's not good for your blood pressure.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
TO HELL WITH MY BLOOD PRESSURE DAM-
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
i think he had a heart attack
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Oh, and things were just starting to get interesting. Well, more interesting than potato storms.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Create a new world. A new universe. A new reality. One filled only with potato people who worship the great potato in the sky. All are equal and all have the same truths.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
What do you mean, more interesting than potato storms? I'll have you know that potato storms are among the most fascinating types of weather on the planet, and not to mention healthiest.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
are you sure you want that?
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Taco storms shall always be more interesting than potato storms.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Oh, go ahead. It won't take that much of an effort to convince people to worship potatoes. Most of them already do, but what do you expect in a potato-loving region?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
*Starts throwing potatoes left over from the last war at The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Oh, so that's how you want to play? SVNA (the Swirling Vortex of Nothingness Air force) attack! Prepare the tomato bombs! Fire up the lettuce planes! Activate the tortilla torpedoes! Let's show potatoes who's boss!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
The potatoes already know they're boss. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
NOOOO! This cannot be! The tacos will reign supreme!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
*Gathers the thrown potatoes*
It seemed a nice idea to begin with, but on second thougths it's a waste of good potatoes...
*Starts peeling potatoes and baking latkes in a frying pan which looks suspiciously like a potato itself*
You can keep your lettuce and tortillas.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Maybe I could make potato tacos. Can I some of those potatoes?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Who wouldn't want that. But I'm pretty sure Potatogion is already like that. I could just move there.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Potato tacos sound good! Make enough for everyone! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
*CHOKES*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Uh-oh... *calls 911*
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
*hands russinadia an orb showing a world that was how she described* here, take this than
Russinadia
and i was right
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
YES! My very own potatoverse. I bet Potatogion is going to be jealous.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Not to mention little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation]...
The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Not really. I've had a potatoverse for a while now. Had to hunt down Muhammad so he could make me one.
Russinadia, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
A super cool gorilla mech is all I need.
Russinadia, Cyrtes
Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarambeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
???
Here. *starts handing out potato tacos* Don't tell Cyrtes I stole their potatoes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
harambe
Matrixulated
Idem.
YOU STOLE OUR POTATOES???
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
*CONTINUES CHOKING*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*Asks what gramps is choking on, then realizes that it's no good, because he can't say it anyways, so calls 9-1-1*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*making potato foods*
Matrixulated
let the man choke, he should be taken care of by his country as seen fit *still cooking potatos and stuff*
Matrixulated
May I have one or two of those potatoes? [nation=short]The Swirling Vortex of Nothingness[/nation] stole mine...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
*WANTS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE HOSPITALS ARE BUT CAN'T DUE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*watches him*
Does anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre?
*Long and awkward silence*
Really?
*even longer silence*
You could at least share the popcorn.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*begins to find the constant choking monotonous*
*tosses Alekseandrea some popcorn*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
*punches gramps in the chest making what gramps is choking on come out*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Music education is fancy term for Choir or Band director training. I wanna teach high school choir! I was considering minoring in English so I could teach English because I love English and would also be happy to teach that, but as it is, a Music Education degree at my school generally takes 9 or 10 semesters anyways...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Nope. That wasn't it, that was just his pride.
He's still choking . . .
I've got an EpiPen just in case!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
he has his pride still?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
i thought he lost it when he lost his shotgun *holds up gramps favorite shotgun*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
*Sees the shotgun, and immediately decides to camp out on OGG's lawn*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
*SPITS TAPIOCA INTO CULVERIA'S FACE*
GIVE ME MY SHOTGUN, DAMMIT
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Yes, you shall never see them again! MUWHAHAHA! Don't give Cyrtes any potatoes.
You mean this? *holds up a bazooka*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We know the KGB used Polonium . . .
The FSB used Dioxin . . .
MI6 liked using Ricin . . .
The CIA used LSD-laced bread . . .
Who the Hell uses TAPIOCA to silence a dissident, doddering, dodgey, OGG?
Who is behind this heinous crime?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*dodges the tapioca and runs off with the shotgun*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*starts to secretly arm Cyrtes with potato weapons and give him potatoes*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*makes potatos out of thin air and gives them to Cyrtes*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!!
GO MY SNEKS!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
snakes? what good are snakes? i have dragons and serpents and hydras and all that
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Good thing snakes don't eat potatoes. The only war I need to worry about is a potato war. Maybe even a field mouse or a raccoon war.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
dragons, serpents, and hydras eat potatos
Matrixulated
Oh, don't worry. I won't throw potatoes at you anymore for fear of you making those... Tacos.
*shivers*
Why, thank you!
*Neatly sorts the potatoes into two piles, and starts bombarding [nation=short]The Swirling Vortex of Nothingness[/nation] with the potato weaponry that
[nation=short]THE GREAT POTATO EMPIRE[/nation] provided.*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
those potatos i gave you explode
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Nice, I'll use those as well.
*Makes a mental note not to eat [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s potatoes*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
You know, guys, I believe we've got roleplay areas on the forums! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haidao Island
What's up guys
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
But all those are pretty much snakes. Serpents are snakes. Hydras are just pretty spooky.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
FORUMS ARE FOR normal people.
And hello haido.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
That's why they're rather deserted. (:
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
How come I suddenly lost citizenship on the forum? I didn't leave the region, I didn't cease to exist, and I didn't resign either!
The Salaxalans
No, they're a +3 to your charisma.
I'll check on that. Meanwhile, you could reapply.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
I asked an admin. You are still a citizen.
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
Thou shalt not eat another nation's potatoes. As sayeth the great potato lord.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
i ama snek
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.
y u delet
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
No, I wouldn't dream of eating another nation's potatoes (except if I got the expressed permission of that nation to do so). Actually, not eating the potatoes in question was more of a decision I made after I was told that they explode...
Thanks!
Veni, audivi, audivi iterum.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Stupid spelling mistake that gave the words a whole different meaning...
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Spooky
SERPENTS ARE NOT SNAKES!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
hes not eating them because theyre explosive, i have many kinds of potatos, not all explosive or dangerous
Matrixulated
GIVE ME THE GODDAMN SHOTGUN
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
The definition of a serpent is a large snake.
Matrixulated
no to you both! *runs off with shotgun*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
[url]http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/serpent[/url]
Matrixulated
*POUNCES*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
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