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Region: Spiritus

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Audriany wrote:13000$ is a bit too much,don't you think?

A guy has to make a living somehow.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Verily, 'tis an puzzler, wrapped in an enigma, requiring a team of experts from yonder Googol (or is that Google?) to translate a mere fraction of what is written, badly,...

...or the Professor of Cunning Linguistics at Oxford to comprehend; after conducting a thorough study, and publishing an illegible and incomprehensible thesis that only he doth understand!

A lot of work for the ramblings of a madman.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*spinkicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the face*

That will be $120000 in hospital bills and therapy sessions.

Faulknation

oh well. ask me to pay the 35th day of the 13th month

Faulknation

You shall pay on Tuesday januacember 35th.

yup just tell me when that day is here

You shall get a call from my lawyer. My lawyer is a giant racist and does not like dragons. He may appear that he uses logic, but he just really doesn't like dragons. I'm kind of embarrassed to behind friend.

Culveria wrote:okay kiddo. see ya later

Im back

cool now i can stop paying attention to [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]. he concerns me sometimes

That's racist.

TRIGGERED

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:That's racist.

TRIGGERED

tell that to your lawyer. he told me to say that.

but thats none of my business. hey kid what do you want to do now?

Culveria wrote:tell that to your lawyer. he told me to say that.

My lower would never talk to, what he calls "dem dargns."

Faulknation

Hello Neighbours. im the newly formed nation of obradina

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Republic Of Obradina wrote:Hello Neighbours. im the newly formed nation of obradina

whats your outtake on potatoes?

Republic Of Obradina

Culveria wrote:whats your outtake on potatoes?

Im a slavic nation and im socialist?, I LOVE POTATOES

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Soon i will get a new flag

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Republic Of Obradina wrote:Im a slavic nation and im socialist?, I LOVE POTATOES

nope. im getting my favorites and hopefully leaving. no more potatoes. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] can we please go to this other region that looks very promising?

Verttinton

theyll accept us quite easily i think

Culveria wrote:nope. im getting my favorites and hopefully leaving. no more potatoes. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] can we please go to this other region that looks very promising?

k

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Verttinton

How do you make these union things?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

this group were in. whats it called (i mean the term for it not the group name)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

this group were in. whats it called (i mean the term for it not the group name)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

My new flag is complete!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Verttinton wrote:this alliance is doom i get out here.

and how get out here plz help me my population is ending help me plz !

How can I help?

Verttinton

Verttinton wrote:help me get out here

Get out where?

Alekseandrea

...huh?

Anyway hello new people. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Verttinton wrote:help me get out here

Get out of the region? If that is what you want, you must go to the region you want to move you must go to the region you want to move into, then you have to find the "move [nation] to [region]" button and then click it.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:nope. im getting my favorites and hopefully leaving. no more potatoes. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] can we please go to this other region that looks very promising?

We could..but what region? *frowns*

To the Great Peoples of the Region of Spiritus:

I, King Jacob of America, Ruler of the Republic of Provinces of the Kingdom of Jacobia, make a most especial announcement. I have been called to serve as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for two years in the country of Peru and its people. In this I will preach, teach, and administer to the people of Lima and strive to bring them closer to their Heavenly Father. That being said, as I will not be able to maintain my kingdom and so shall I dissolve our government or turn it to the people; either way I will be unable to have hold upon my kingdom. But I wish all the nations of the region of Spiritus, our allies and friends, a greater measure of fortune, peace, and and industry. May God bless you all.

-From the Desk of the Sovereign of Jacobia,

Jacob of America

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People

Kingdom Of Jacobia wrote:To the Great Peoples of the Region of Spiritus:

I, King Jacob of America, Ruler of the Republic of Provinces of the Kingdom of Jacobia, make a most especial announcement. I have been called to serve as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for two years in the country of Peru and its people. In this I will preach, teach, and administer to the people of Lima and strive to bring them closer to their Heavenly Father. That being said, as I will not be able to maintain my kingdom and so shall I dissolve our government or turn it to the people; either way I will be unable to have hold upon my kingdom. But I wish all the nations of the region of Spiritus, our allies and friends, a greater measure of fortune, peace, and and industry. May God bless you all.

-From the Desk of the Sovereign of Jacobia,

Jacob of America

I wish you good luck and good tidings on your travels [nation=short]kingdom of jacobia[/nation]. It's a shame that a nation that has lasted for so long to dissolve, even for a good cause. Anyway, I hope you stay safe in Peru and merry Christmas if you aren't around here by then.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People

Kingdom Of Jacobia wrote:To the Great Peoples of the Region of Spiritus:

I, King Jacob of America, Ruler of the Republic of Provinces of the Kingdom of Jacobia, make a most especial announcement. I have been called to serve as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for two years in the country of Peru and its people. In this I will preach, teach, and administer to the people of Lima and strive to bring them closer to their Heavenly Father. That being said, as I will not be able to maintain my kingdom and so shall I dissolve our government or turn it to the people; either way I will be unable to have hold upon my kingdom. But I wish all the nations of the region of Spiritus, our allies and friends, a greater measure of fortune, peace, and and industry. May God bless you all.

-From the Desk of the Sovereign of Jacobia,

Jacob of America

[nation=short]kingdom of jacobia[/nation] You will be missed. Safe travels.

The Salaxalans, Kingdom Of Jacobia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People

Kingdom Of Jacobia wrote:To the Great Peoples of the Region of Spiritus:

I, King Jacob of America, Ruler of the Republic of Provinces of the Kingdom of Jacobia, make a most especial announcement. I have been called to serve as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for two years in the country of Peru and its people. In this I will preach, teach, and administer to the people of Lima and strive to bring them closer to their Heavenly Father. That being said, as I will not be able to maintain my kingdom and so shall I dissolve our government or turn it to the people; either way I will be unable to have hold upon my kingdom. But I wish all the nations of the region of Spiritus, our allies and friends, a greater measure of fortune, peace, and and industry. May God bless you all.

-From the Desk of the Sovereign of Jacobia,

Jacob of America

Keep us in your heart, as we shall keep you in ours. Be sure to keep this site bookmarked for when you come back, as I know for a fact that you will come back. Happy trails to you, and keep smiling until then.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Old Colbycountry

Culveria wrote:nope. im getting my favorites and hopefully leaving. no more potatoes. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] can we please go to this other region that looks very promising?

Hewwo..?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hell Yeah!

You're DAMNED RIGHT brother!

[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] be down with The Spuds!

* Long Live the King Edwards everywhere! *

Huzzah!

I will kill every potato I see, "brother".

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:nope. im getting my favorites and hopefully leaving. no more potatoes. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] can we please go to this other region that looks very promising?

This is a dark day for the English language.

No capital letters, the use of "im" and claiming there are regions that are equally promising as Spiritus.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parrona wrote:I will kill every potato I see, "brother".

* moons [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] !! *

Heathen!

Savage!

Potato-Killer!

[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] you just crossed a line in the starch!

You have just declared war on potato-lovers & potato-kind throughout Spiritus....and beyond!

(That's means you, space-bro [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!)

Once more unto the breach, dear Spuds!

To arms!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Get the Unbidden, they can feast................on potatoes.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* moons [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] !! *

Heathen!

Savage!

Potato-Killer!

[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] you just crossed a line in the starch!

You have just declared war on potato-lovers & potato-kind throughout Spiritus....and beyond!

(That's means you, space-bro [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!)

Once more unto the breach, dear Spuds!

To arms!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Verttinton wrote:i need stay

my enemy nations is so glose in the war i stay

Who?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* moons [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] !! *

Heathen!

Savage!

Potato-Killer!

[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] you just crossed a line in the starch!

You have just declared war on potato-lovers & potato-kind throughout Spiritus....and beyond!

(That's means you, space-bro [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!)

Once more unto the breach, dear Spuds!

To arms!

Huzzah!

The Prethoryn Scourge will happily feast on potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Only 259 potentially dead brain cells waiting in my RMB queue.

Frakk that!

I hope I didn't miss anything important.

So, other than. . .

• [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s schizo Dragon-God shenanigans,

• [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation]'s emo thing,

• [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]'s crazy & chaotic arm-waving,

• [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]'s potato-hating,

• [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly Spud[/nation]'s neurotic, drama-queen crusade,

• [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]'s scathing acerbic witticisms,

• and the 'Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!'-esque return of [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation]

. . . is everything under your evil alien overlord manipulative control, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] ?

Go on.

Press that button!

I dare ya!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Alekseandrea wrote:This is a dark day for the English language.

No capital letters, the use of "im" and claiming there are regions that are equally promising as Spiritus.

no it's not as promising as spiritus it's much more promising then spiritus

Catsyderplandia wrote:We could..but what region? *frowns*

sorry i was gone for a bit. im not saying it out loud in case some try to follow me just to torment me

Culveria wrote:no it's not as promising as spiritus it's much more promising then spiritus

No region is as good as spiritus.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* moons [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] !! *

Heathen!

Savage!

Potato-Killer!

[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] you just crossed a line in the starch!

You have just declared war on potato-lovers & potato-kind throughout Spiritus....and beyond!

(That's means you, space-bro [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!)

Once more unto the breach, dear Spuds!

To arms!

Huzzah!

TIME TO KILL!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:No region is as good as spiritus.

yeah. every region is better though.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* moons [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] !! *

Heathen!

Savage!

Potato-Killer!

[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] you just crossed a line in the starch!

You have just declared war on potato-lovers & potato-kind throughout Spiritus....and beyond!

(That's means you, space-bro [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!)

Once more unto the breach, dear Spuds!

To arms!

Huzzah!

Oh lordy, there's a war now? *sighs*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I will create the Comitee of Neutral Nations (CNN) XD

Who wants to join,just say.

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:yeah. every region is better though.

Every other region is awful compared to spiritus. I spent some time jumping around the world from region to region, other regions were so boring.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:Every other region is awful compared to spiritus. I spent some time jumping around the world from region to region, other regions were so boring.

i found a new one that is very nice

Culveria wrote:yeah. every region is better though.

Russinadia wrote:Every other region is awful compared to spiritus. I spent some time jumping around the world from region to region, other regions were so boring.

• [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is right. I've been here for like a day and honestly it's pretty awesome here. Leave if you want, but just know that you'll be missing out on all of the craziness and silliness that happens here.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Statens wrote:• [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is right. I've been here for like a day and honestly it's pretty awesome here. Leave if you want, but just know that you'll be missing out on all of the craziness and silliness that happens here.

i will corrupt this new region with my own craziness. and chaos. and everything will be awesome and perfect. best of all. no potatoes

I want a sane region,please.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

well no potato lovers

Potatogion wrote:TIME TO KILL!

Transmission from Parrona

Death to all the sentient potatoes!

Transmission from the Unbidden

Feeding grounds reached......................prey bountiful.........................at long last.............We shall feast..............

Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge

Hak! Hak! Hak!

Transmission from the Intergalactic Caravan

Enough potatoes to last a crossing.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:i will corrupt this new region with my own craziness. and chaos. and everything will be awesome and perfect. best of all. no potatoes

As you wish...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Transmission from Audriany

...

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:I want a sane region,please.

then go make your own. you will find none to join you though. possibly a couple. but not likely. i hope [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] will come with me as well. maybe i can get the region to have me as there god. thatd be nice

Culveria wrote:then go make your own. you will find none to join you though. possibly a couple. but not likely. i hope [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] will come with me as well. maybe i can get the region to have me as there god. thatd be nice

Transmission from Parrona

Stay...........We shall humiliate the potatoes.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

Stay...........We shall humiliate the potatoes.

*eyes spark with an idea* i have a better idea. and inter-regional war!

Russinadia wrote:Every other region is awful compared to spiritus. I spent some time jumping around the world from region to region, other regions were so boring.

You're most likely lying.

the power i could reap from that. we just have to make sure we protect the ones that dont like to fight

but we'd have to move before we start

Culveria wrote:i found a new one that is very nice

Statens wrote:• [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is right. I've been here for like a day and honestly it's pretty awesome here. Leave if you want, but just know that you'll be missing out on all of the craziness and silliness that happens here.

Thank you. This region is the best.

Parrona wrote:You're most likely telling the truth.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:Thank you. This region is the best.

DO NOT START DOING THAT BULLSH#T AGAIN!!!!

Russinadia wrote:Thank you. This region is the best.

Transmission from Parrona

Parrona officially embargoes Russinadia

Audriany wrote:I want a sane region,please.

You can't have it.

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

Death to all the sentient potatoes!

Transmission from the Unbidden

Feeding grounds reached......................prey bountiful.........................at long last.............We shall feast..............

Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge

Hak! Hak! Hak!

Transmission from the Intergalactic Caravan

Enough potatoes to last a crossing.

I'm pretty sure you are the craziest person in this region, even more so than [nation=short]russinadia[/nation].

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

dont alter peoples sentences

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

Parrona officially embargoes Russinadia

Did we ever have trade to begin with? I don't think we ever traded anything, unless you want Russinadian silk scarves. Everyone wants Russinadian silk scarves.

This time the council of 12 will intervene.

We will not be steamrolled again!

Parrona wrote:This time the council of 12 will intervene.

We will not be steamrolled again!

Only twelve? My council has at least 67.

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:You can't have it. I'm pretty sure you are the craziest person in this region, even more so than [nation=short]russinadia[/nation].

I take pride in my imagination.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Only twelve? My council has at least 67.

12................interdimensional nations!

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:I take pride in my imagination.

But you are fighting against for a sane region. Creativity is what makes this region stay alive.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Did we ever have trade to begin with? I don't think we ever traded anything, unless you want Russinadian silk scarves. Everyone wants Russinadian silk scarves.

Heard of blockades?

Planetary bombardment for all the sentient potatoes!

Parrona wrote:Heard of blockades?

Blockades and embargoes are different things. Blockades keep a nation from trading and an embargo is just not trading with a nation.

Parrona wrote:Planetary bombardment for all the sentient potatoes!

Orbital Defence Matrix activated

Activating anti-weapon satellites

Anti-Interstellar Ship MAC cannons activated

cannons ready to fire at atmospheric invaders

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:Orbital Defence Matrix activated

Activating anti-weapon satellites

Anti-Interstellar Ship MAC cannons activated

cannons ready to fire at atmospheric invaders

Too early, fleet redirected.

Interdimensional portal《~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~information quarantine~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~》

The Salaxalans

Parrona wrote:Heard of blockades?

Depth charges and anti-ship mines placed outside Russinadian ports

No Parrona ships can get into the ports

security system activated: the mines will move for all Russinadian ships

AA-guns activated around Russinadian airports

Guns ready to fire at any unidentified aircraft

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Depth charges and anti-ship mines placed outside Russinadian ports

No Parrona ships can get into the ports

security system activated: the mines will move for all Russinadian ships

AA-guns activated around Russinadian airports

Guns ready to fire at any unidentified aircraft

This is what I call unprepared.

Potatogion wrote:Orbital Defence Matrix activated

Activating anti-weapon satellites

Anti-Interstellar Ship MAC cannons activated

cannons ready to fire at atmospheric invaders

Russinadia wrote:Depth charges and anti-ship mines placed outside Russinadian ports

No Parrona ships can get into the ports

security system activated: the mines will move for all Russinadian ships

AA-guns activated around Russinadian airports

Guns ready to fire at any unidentified aircraft

Not prepared for interdimensional invaders, are you?

Parrona wrote:Too early, fleet redirected.

The defense matrix and cannons are there so you cannot get to the planet. Redirect all you want.

Activating anti-fighter drones

drones ready to take down any and all Parrona fighter ships

Bombers on standby

infantry and tanks placed on standby around key economic placements

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Parrona wrote:Not prepared for interdimensional invaders, are you?

I'm not at war with you, I am just defending my international interests.

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:The defense matrix and cannons are there so you cannot get to the planet. Redirect all you want.

Activating anti-fighter drones

drones ready to take down any and all Parrona fighter ships

Bombers on standby

infantry and tanks placed on standby around key economic placements

Get ready for the Horde from the Void, potato................

Parrona wrote:Not prepared for interdimensional invaders, are you?

Quantum shielding in place

time and space are distorted around planet Potatogion, keeping any interdimentional attackers from appearing behind the defenses

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:I'm not at war with you, I am just defending my international interests.

I'm going to sit at the side and let you be invaded by the Unbidden.

Potatogion wrote:Quantum shielding in place

time and space are distorted around planet Potatogion, keeping any interdimentional attackers from appearing behind the defenses

Wait till they come..........

all anti-infantry guns activated

anti-infantry drones activated

warp-drive activated

ready to make an escape at any time

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:I'm going to sit at the side and let you be invaded by the Unbidden.

Why are you sending them upon me. I made no moves against you, the war was caused by you wanting to suppress freedoms.

the armies of the black mountains standby for and unbidden invaders

the unbidden must make it through the mountains in all sides of Russinadia in order to get in

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:all anti-infantry guns activated

anti-infantry drones activated

warp-drive activated

ready to make an escape at any time

Warp? What a joke.

Anti-infantry? They come from the Void.

Russinadia wrote:Why are you sending them upon me. I made no moves against you, the war was caused by you wanting to suppress freedoms.

the armies of the black mountains standby for and unbidden invaders

the unbidden must make it through the mountains in all sides of Russinadia in order to get in

Nah, they are starving.................let them eat all the potatoes.

Parrona wrote:Warp? What a joke.

Anti-infantry? They come from the Void.

The warp drive can send me into an area of non-reality. Every time someone uses this kind of warpdrive, a closed off dimension is created. No one can enter the dimension and when the creator leaves, the dimension is destroyed. The dimension is in an area where no living, dead, or anything in between.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Parrona wrote:Nah, they are starving.................let them eat all the potatoes.

Who are starving, the unbidden or Russinadians? Anyone who asks can have potatoes, we will make more. The unbidden can have potatoes, even all the potatoes. Russinadia does not only make potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Who are starving, the unbidden or Russinadians? Anyone who asks can have potatoes, we will make more. The unbidden can have potatoes, even all the potatoes. Russinadia does not only make potatoes.

They want to invade entire nations, to feast upon any, living thing in said nation.

Potatogion wrote:The warp drive can send me into an area of non-reality. Every time someone uses this kind of warpdrive, a closed off dimension is created. No one can enter the dimension and when the creator leaves, the dimension is destroyed. The dimension is in an area where no living, dead, or anything in between.

The Void is roughly the same.

Parrona wrote:They want to invade entire nations, to feast upon any, living thing in said nation. The Void is roughly the same.

We shall fest on them back. Unbidden flesh sounds pretty delicious.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Parrona wrote:They want to invade entire nations, to feast upon any, living thing in said nation. The Void is roughly the same.

The void is a different dimension though.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Things haven't changed a bit

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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