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Region: Spiritus
Sorry about the double post. Internet issues followed by passionate button mashing
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Volkcountry
BLACK MAJIIIIIKKKK .....YASSSS
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Volkcountry
I wan't to break free from your lies!
You're so self-satisfied! - I don't need you!
I like ALL music,... except Country and Western, for some reason I really hate that stuff! (LOL)
If that happens I'm leaving... - I like regions with active founders!
O.M.! - Oh Thank Me! Praise Me!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hello honeys
Matrixulated
Heyyyyy Don't I know you guys from somewhere? hmmmmmmmmm
Anyway, hello from TRR! I'm the current cultural officer over there. Today is our 5th Constitution Day, we would be glad to have you all join us for the evening!
Free BBQ on me!
Matrixulated
RAWR
Matrixulated
We killed your leader
Praise be
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
My alt got into the TRR for acting retarded in his former region board. Say hi to him, okay?
Matrixulated
Greetz ally :3
Matrixulated
Voted for Condemning DEN in the SC today. I don't get why they would raid is though.
Matrixulated
Hi I'm [/The Silent God].
I'm an alternate account of [/Starkwood]
We're so close, it's almost like we complete..
Matrixulated
....each other's Sandwiches.
Matrixulated
good morning everyone
Matrixulated
Really?
Quoting that film?
A drama about the consequences of crappy parenting,
A witch hunt,
An almost ruined biotope,
Child neglect,
Strange magic,
Abusive lovers,
Harsh economic realities,
Destruction of property,
A strange 'relationship' with an animal,
Eldritch abominations
And an attempted coup?
If they all had died at the end, it would have won an oscar.
And you use it for a bad joke?!
You monster.
Matrixulated, Jerke
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Which film?
Matrixulated, Jerke
I cannot state the name, because there might be children having access to this forum.
I can say it resembles the state of water below 0ºC.
Matrixulated, Jerke
hello everyone
Matrixulated
hello
I got a capital city today, please send your important bribes to Cardboard Boxopolis. The main government building is the large collection of refridgerator boxes near the center of town. You can still send your less important bribes to my home address.
Ebenezer sends you all his love, he's busy atm.
Matrixulated
I know! I know! "Ice Ice Baby" by MC Hammer
*spins and the cloud of smoke dissipates to reveal my awesome swishy pants*
*flashes some mighty healthy dance moves*
*singing*
Ohohohohohohohoh oh oh - break it down!
*ends in a really awkward position*
......
.......
*crickets*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jerke, Hurpadurp
lol yass
Matrixulated
Let it go!, Let it go! - I can't take this sh¡t anymorrre!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I am not sure what you were going for with those closing tags
Praise be
Matrixulated
Also:-
You do know that that song was by Vanilla Ice, right?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
BLASPHAMIE
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Yeah, I'm going to have to second that. You just crossed over to the ignorant side the pop culture Force.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
LADIES AND GENTS I AM CHANGING MY NATION CLASS
Matrixulated, Professor Chaos, Abkhenazia
TOOOOOO DICTATORSHIP
Matrixulated, Professor Chaos, Abkhenazia
The Once in a Blue Moon Newsletter Issue #1
Hello Ladles, Jellyspoons, and other kitchen utensils, to the first of hopefully many newsletters all about whats going on in Spiritus. To start out with, lets take a look at the piece of news that prompted these scribblings:
50,000 Posts!!!!
Thats correct, just today our very own regional offsite forums reached 50,000 posts. Potatoes and Cake will be had by all, while the raucous and wild celebrations are expected to go on for at least a few hours, until all the Potatoes run out and people collapse in a sea of potato-induced slumber. After we hit this milestone, and while thinking about how the region had also just recently turned four years old, I realized that something like this was long overdue. Hopefully by writing this I can bring both the offsite forum and the Regional Message Board people closer together. Speaking of, if you havent had a chance to check out our offsite forums and dont know what the heck Im talking about, please join us by registering here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/ and then applying for citizenship. Also, come and introduce yourself in our chatroom: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/ everyone who joins today will be given one Complimentary (digital) Potato!
Votes, Elections, and more Votes
The government section of our forums has been awash with activity lately, with many debates on topics ranging from the removal of Presidential Term Limits to who exactly should run our elections. Speaking of elections, a recent resignation from the Regional Assembly has led to a special election being held, though so far only one candidate, Tangaroa, is running. Regardless of who wins this election, however, as the month draws to a close new elections for President, Regional Assembly Representative, and even Warlord of the Hobo Squids will be starting, to keep an eye out for all that! These should be some interesting elections, because after serving for three terms, President Rogamark has hit the term limit and cant run again, even if he wanted to (the President himself says that he will be going into semi-retirement for a while after being President for a whole year). While there are some rumblings, it is unclear just who will be running for the Executive quite yet, so stay tuned!
A few other things worth noting, there is currently a referendum going on (which all Citizens can vote in) about amending our Constitution to have any admin of the forums (called Guardians) to start elections immediately without having to wait for The Spirit to not show up. In addition, President Rogamark has nominated Guy, a former Representative and Justice, for the empty seat on the Supreme Court. The Regional Assembly is currently voting to confirm Guy, though most people agree that the Nomination should go through without a hitch.
Tales from the RMB
Our Regional Message Board has also been bursting with activity recently, from Zombie Messiahs to Lumberjacks to discussions on popular culture, nothing seems off-limits. However, our brave Junior Journalists searched long and hard, combing through the past posts to find something they thought was truly representative of Spiritus. Many months after I had sent out a brave squadron of these Junior Journalists, one came crawling into our headquarters, dazed and confused. Before they expired, they handed me a crumpled piece of paper, with this written on it:
And thats it for this, the inaugural issue of The Once in a Blue Moon newsletter. These will come out, well, Once in a Blue Moon, so youll never know when well strike next! Thank you for reading, if you have any questions, comments, concerns, ideas, etc. please let me know either here, in the chatroom, or by a telegram. Tune in next time for more and different sections, interviews, games, and just general nonsense. Until then, have a donut-filled week!
- Your Editor, Toms
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Starkwood, Alekseandrea, Catgirls, Abkhenazia
This Newsletter pleases me. I seek more
Matrixulated
Yes, it's quite pleasant, and it's nice to be mentioned too -
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Late night munchies:
4 hours ago: Getthefuuckouttahere ceased to exist.
**Licks lips**
*Wipes Mouth*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
New guy here, and what's all the hoopla over seashells?
Matrixulated
Don't ask and we won't tell
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
If you don't recognize a substitute for toilet paper, I don't recommend overseas travel...
Once again Zombie Messiahs and Lumberjacks are back at it...
[quote]The Commonwealth of Matrixulated wrote:
Well, I changed my underwear yesterday . . .
M.[/quote]
If I had realized that it was an annual event, I'd have baked a cake...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
Hey I'm new to this what's up guys
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
Hello Citizens! It is I, Professor Chaos. I come to bring doom and destruction... hehe yea.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Welcome! Everything's going pretty well, you?
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Yup! All is good in the Commonwealth.
Welcome to Spiritus !!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cairoz, Eudaiimonia
NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH!
Matrixulated
Wish your people have a good time with that.
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Does anyone listen to the blues here btw? I've begun to like Gary Moore.
Matrixulated
Approved.
Matrixulated
I love classic metal, hard rock, and a bit of Daft Punk.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
I listen to pretty much all genres
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I appreciate the feedback :) However next time, could you only quote some of it instead of the whole thing? It is quite long :P
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Vanilla Ive = MC Hammer
Im pretty sure thats a quote from Einstein, just so I dont take his credit..
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I really enjoy live blues, but its kinda hard to find. I enjoy some Jimi Hendrix, some of which is kinda bluesy. Beyond that, I admit I dont know many names of celebrities or musicians.
Matrixulated, Starkwood
Ok, whatever...
**Signals for the nurse with the large hypodermic needle full of sedatives**
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Anyone willing to sell me your soul? I need more civil rights and freedom extract is so hard to get these days...
I've gotten pretty deep into electronic music since I joined Soundcloud a couple years back. I love alternative and punk rock and I've become fond of smooth jazz as well recently.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
I'll sell you a few souls I've collected over the years, though the price is high. After all, a soul is quite valuable (not sure why they're valuable if theres 7 billion just right now but they are, so yeah)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You are assuming all humans have souls. Do you have any scientific evidance for that?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Or evidence even?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Amalgam Of Atoms
Hmmm... Evidence... I've got three dollars in cold hard cash right here. Is that enough "evidence" for you?
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Starkwood, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
Would you have any 'forsaken children' in stock?
The applications of them as clean, reliable and powerfull energy sources is truly astounding!
I alas only have vat-grown and well-treated children,
making this a non-existent resource in my glorious nation.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Amalgam Of Atoms
Welcome to Spiritus!
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
If you have evidence of even one human being possessing a soul, then it follows that all humans must have souls as a racial trait...
Matrixulated
Hello.
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
"Is it me you're looking for?"
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
"cause I wonder where you are"
Matrixulated, Starkwood, Eudaiimonia
I currently have 48 in stock of that variety, but if your nation needs more of the resource over an extended period we could set up a deal, because trust me, I have plenty of that variety
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Is it possible to get a discount for large amounts?
Matrixulated
Hmmm, I suppose for civilian use i could very well start using marketing strategies. How does a 'family' discount of 20% for large amounts sound?
Matrixulated, Kautas, Alekseandrea
The fields! The endless fields where humans are grown, born into bondage.
Humanity as a power source?
Abominations!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
1 day 9 hours ago: Province of juanita ceased to exist.
21 hours ago: Kentonshire ceased to exist.
21 hours ago: Fried green potatoes ceased to exist.
9 hours ago: Mundaf ceased to exist.
Nice for my hordes to be getting regular meals again - We were having to grow far more vats of soylent products to substitute the regular and usual consumption of fresh free-range human meat, and ofcourse fresh and natural meat is better....
**Licks lips and applies napkin to each corner of mouth**
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Starkwood, Alekseandrea
when a 14 year old figures out quantum theory in your country you know somethings wrong...also goverment workers are protected tribes if they go to deep into my capital.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Uh, the first part sounds like a good thing in my opinion.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Now if he can explain it to your 'glorious leader'. then maybe you'll have something. And try cutting the size of your government, that'll clean up the tribal aspect...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Looks like my nation is the nation with the highest drug usage in Spirtus. GG
Matrixulated
Excellent.
You can expect a request from my science department.
But, I will still require a sample.
I just need to make sure you won't sell me somewhat 'forsaken' goods.
I want the extremely 'forsaken' ones.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You just don't appreciate SCIENCE!
Most humans don't do anything noteworthy with their lives.
It insures you at least some of them are being useful at the same time.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
You simply don't appreciate the Matrix, Coppertop...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Yeah, you bad-science loving nerds!
Wheat he said!!
You heretic!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Oops! I put an unintentional 'e' in my 'what' . . . wait, that sounds way worse than the typo itself.
Well, in the Spirit of all science everywhere. . . F*ck it!!!
'E's for everybody! Let's all get mashed off our faces.
WooT !!
WooT !!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
I'll have you pick any of 3 of my stock at random for quality assurance of the product if you like
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
That would be much appreciated.
If the wares are acceptable, I would like a dozen a year.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
You wrote Wheat?
Wheat a drama.
... I couldn't resist.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, The Imagisphere, Paradise Moon
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Wow, you're definitely going *against the grain* with that celebration
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
I'm so sorry, I had to
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
Well done. We'll score that one error, one pun, no runs...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
boom!!!
Matrixulated
lol
Matrixulated
very pun much irony
Matrixulated
Touché!
Well played, sir.
/bow
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Puns are good.
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
2+2=Cheese. There's scientific evidence.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"From the other side"
"I mist have caught a thousand flies."
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
Not mist, mast.
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Must.
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
**Takes 'E'**
"I F*CKING LOVE YOU MAN! - No really!!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
roflmfao!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
**Starts stroking [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]** 💊😍💉
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
What a weird region this is. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon, Amalgam Of Atoms, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
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