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Region: Spiritus
I guess you're right. We do love you too much. But then, what is too much, what's too little and what is just the right amount? I feel like Goldie Locks now.
Faulknation
Zombie Smashing Bill
Total Seats: 10
Cure research: 7
Extensive conscription: 3
Do nothing: 0
Cure missiles research bill enacted
it is never too much or too little. charity makes us see things as too much and greed makes us see things as too little
Crazy Weird Region Bill
Total Seats: 100
Sanction the crazy people believing in zombies: 67
Do nothing: 10
Leave the Region: 22
PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIES!!!: 1
Result: Taxes!!!
Alekseandrea
Denounce Audriany total:75 seats-----two-third majority to pass
For:48 seats
Against:12 seats
Undecided:15 seats
Neutral foreign policy just limits our ability to join and declare war, it doesn't stop Parrona from denouncing.
y
you idiot. there are zombies but theyre not a threat. just hole yourself up in your country and ill cleanse it of zombies. do not question a god
Denounce Audriany, total:75 seats, two thirds majority to pass
For:56
Against:19
Result:Parrona denounces Audriany.
For some stupid reason.
Matrixulated
Parrona denounced Audriany because of its unreasonable sanctions.
No more taxes then.
Yes.
My goverment is that flexible.
Happy,baby boy?
(People cheering in the streets)
Matrixulated
We will never forget your.......insult.
Matrixulated
Denounce Audriany, again!
Total/for/against/undecided
75/49/20/6
have Draconos devour the entire of audriany?
We cannot declare or even declare wars, so you are alone.
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
denounce Audriany, again!
For/against/total
52/23/75
Result:Audriany is denounced for the second time.
For some stupid reason.
For the insults.
Bill: Denounce Parrona
Reason: Overuse of denouncements weakens their effect
For: 9
Against: 0
Abstained: 1
The Salaxalans
now thats just hypocritical
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Faulknation
now that just doesnt make sense
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Whats up new Neighbors. Whats going on?
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Trying to convinge these EMUS!!! that zombies don't exist.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Apart from me walking in on the middle of some kind of RMB-based bun-fight, no idea.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
bun? for real?
YES!
Repeal the Neutral Foreign Policy
For:74 seats
Against:1 seat
Result:Parrona can declare and join wars
(The parliament has enough of Audriany)
Are you saying that [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] doesn't exist! HERESY!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
XD
Then I declare war.
Parrona calls in allies in a DEFENSIVE war.
Rioters razed the Audriany embassy in Parrona.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Matrixulated
Parrona, prepare for a nuclear winter!
Offer financial support to Audriany
For: 5
Against: 2
Abstained: 3
The United Kingdom of Aotan offers financial support and military aid to Audriany to help it in its war against Parrona.
Parrona received mercenaries from the MLH.
MLH?
Dhanaveriria is hosting absolutely nothing. Too much budget spent on zombies.
Parrona's parliament sues Audriany for peace
Terms
War reparations
10% of Parrona's income
Merchant League Of Horsea
The 2 minute war lol - like that's going to happen!
Faulknation
POTATA gunships POTATABOMB Parrona's capital, under escort of POTACHOPPERs.
Matrixulated
Same terms, But We give you the major city of Cavol.
Wait do you mean war reparations go towards Audriany?
Which capital, Parron or Pegon
Both!
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Both nations receive war reparations
Newsflash: Pegon is now under Aotan control. What will the Parliament of Parrona's response be?
As in both Aotan and Audriany will receive war reparations?
Yes
Pegon was recaptured.
Bill: Accept Parrona's treaty
Yes: 2
Negotiate further: 5
Abstain: 3
Conclusion: Aotan will accept if it maintains its control over the captured Parronan coastal city, Pol.
Cavol and the state it is in?
Cavol and the state it is and a defensive alliance between Aotan and Parrona.
First speaker:should we unleash the space fleet?
Major:we must be faster, we have three systems now, colony ships should be sent to, why is this on?
(The major turns of the voice recorder)
Yes.
Have fun with the separatists!
Aotan upgrades the services within Cavol and the Cavolian state to an acceptable level, unifying the people within the Cavolian state.
Those patriots never give up, they want independence.
They won't stop.
He does exist!
I mean they do!
I've seen him/them!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
have 10000 pizzas ready for me by monday guys
Matrixulated
NO.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
ill destroy your shotgun old man
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
now someone go start preparing my pizzas *culveria and i disappear into the void*
This RMB is getting a little nuts.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Fine!
*starts shoveling piles of pizza into a giant brick oven*
I knew I would need this someday.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
Nobody makes pizza like [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]!
Her potato-pizza is awesommmmme!
* impossible! *
Even for a lizard. Or a dragon. Or a God.
Or a lizard-dragon-God, whatever! (*rolls eyes*)
[nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s shotgun is unbreakable!
It's been manufactured from years of pain, angst, regret, misery, anti-social behavior and space-age polymers.
* indestructible! *
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa
I was sick for one day...ONE DAY, what the actual **** has happened. Zombies are coming (don't try to convince me otherwise Audriany) and Culveria is gone...should I just start nuking things for same measure? Also, Potatogion, can I have a space up on potato planet please.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This is the understatement of the day.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
more like understatement of...I can't even find the right word for it. Whatever it is, it is a massive understatement. But we all still love it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The understatement of all realities existing, existed, and to be existing.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
10/10
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
It's not an understatement to me...
But I'm British so I suppose I find everything that bit more overstated.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Due to the imminent zombie threat, the Masylvanan Administration for the True Free Trade Zone has declared the existance of zombies a violation of the NAP and will treat them accordingly.
By using Tomahawk missiles and calling in the local McWarlord to forcibly remove the zombies.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Parrona funds the People's army of Cavol, in hopes that IF Cavol do become independent, we would have another ally.
I've buried mine in the back garden,...
...and the back garden, just like the front is mined!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
*Starts chopping firewood*
*Clears out the massive clay ovens*
*Selects a few veggies, herbs, and spices from her garden*
*Prepares the veggies*
*Grates the Cheese Mountain*
*Selects a few salamis and smoked meats from the smokehouse*
*Takes the nuts, adds maple syrup, toffee sauce, and vanilla icecream*
*Makes a few pizzas specially for the Studly Spud (with that special potato cake dough base)*The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Audriany wakes up from sleeping and sends technological advancement blueprints and parts to Cavol.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[:] Gwuhnja and it's 6 million people jump off choppers and land on the ground [:]
Oh. Hey.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Now where did you come from?
Listen.These Loos believe zombies are real.So you better stay away from potato crazies.If you want you can adopt MY goverment and MY army style to protect yourself with maximum security.
<3 Audriany
Matrixulated
We came from the West Pacific. Our land was horribly dying, so we moved here. Unfortunately, the land around our feet seems to be dying too. Apologies. Ill think about adopting your government/army style.
- A Representative of the Gwuhjan Leader
Matrixulated
Not that hard.
Napoleonic style formations.
Including:
-Soldiers (with contemporan weapons) [MUST]
-Piper/Fifer [MUST]
-Drummer [OPTIONAL]
-Spyglass man [OPTIONAL]
-Sniper [OPTIONAL]
Matrixulated
Parrona releases its border cities as city states and enters a defensive pact with them,and promises that if Cavol is free,Parrona shall protect it.
The parlimentars are afraid of the Parronian defensive pact.
A referendum is sent across the country.
There are 50 million seats.
The choiches are:
1) War - a) Conventional Warfare
- b) Mass Nuking and Bombing
2) Strict border regulations against Parronians
3) Establish further diplomatic relations with the cities in order to - a) Spread influence against them and eventually capture them
- b) Spread influence and help them economically and scientifically
4) Do nothing
Guard soldiers are sent to the borders in defensive stance,building trenches and outposts,with soldiers in Napoleonic formation 8 hours out of 24.
Good day, almost zombie invasion time. PREPARE THE CURE MISSILES!!
Matrixulated
The League of Free Cities and Parrona funds the People's Army of Cavol.
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
If by 'cure' you mean 'nukes', damn straight we're preparing them.
Matrixulated, Hitsu, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
The Peoples Army of Cavol is assimilated into Aotan's army.
Cavol declares independence,calling in Parrona, The League of Free Cities and the Federation of Free Ports into the Cavolian
War for independence.Casus Belli:support independence. War goal: defend Cavol. Other cities in the state demands autonomy.
All city states have their independence guaranteed.
Citizens of Cavol see Parrona as a hypocrite. No revolts occur.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.