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Will you be appeased by a pack of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and a glass of ice-cold milk, plus a warm hug?
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What's the message? 😯
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Today NASA has officially declared Opportunity's Mars Mission over. The rover lasted a lot longer than had been expected, and we are sad to see the mission come to an end.
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It lived a long and prosperous life.
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Me no like peas!
Me take cookies first...ah nom nom nom you keep milk an hug.
Me on trail 👣👣 of cookie thief...nom...nom...
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I believed it to be obvious, but I can't possibly explain in the RMB. There are children here.
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wonders obliviously
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Happy Valentines Day 💘💖
[url]https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1167599[/url]
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The 268 million lbs of fireworks is a reference to the amount of fireworks burned each year on the Fourth of July in the US...💸
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Stretches
Ah! It feels so gooood to have received [nation=long]R2-D2[/nation] - Some level of balance and order in the Force has been restored.
[sub]https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/card=126997/season=1[/sub]
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You're alive! I mean back. I totally meant back.
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You should have aimed some of that TNT at Hardyhomeland and blown some brrrraaaiiinnnnzzzz into him!
Halfwit that he is. 😔
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Hey, do you do exorcisms?
Alekseandrea seems to be talking in tongues. Monkey, Orangutan, computer code, and now subliminal Platypus messaging from the ether.
She needs help! 😲
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Happy Valentine's Day Spiritus! ❤
Everyone except the Size Queen, who can go fork himself! Oh wow, look, my spelling is as bad as his! 😔
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He (?) it's just been victimized! You're offering it a bribe, a drink (that may or may not contain Rohypnol - not saying you're a furry lover, but . . . ) and molestation! 😲
Have you no compassion? 😯
M.
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Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
brrrraaaiiinnnnzzzz? You mean he's a zombie?
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Okay, I'll never steal the Muppet's cookies again! From now on, when I want to have cookies I'll make my own with Pilsbury Cookie Dough and cookie cutters and bake them in my Mom's oven. XD
Edit: I'm sorry for double posting. It won't happen again.
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He's a Holy half-dead who's seen the Jediverse.
Threshold! Take us to the Threshold!
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THEY LIVE, WE SLEEP.
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And the Oscar goes to...
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No, I'm not a zombie it just looks that way when I walk slowly while helping old ladies like Alekseandrea at the zebra crossings. She farts and drools a lot too so that explains the dead body smell and fluids.
She is verrry OLD! 😂
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Everyone knows you're lying. I don't go outside. I don't need to...
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Ah, Amazon just delivered a package I ordered for the scary looking overweight angry hairy thing (no, not you [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation]) the blue one!
Hey! Muppet Puppet Manager Ii come and open your present!
[list] [spoiler= Whats in the box? 📦]Cookiesfail
Psyche!
😂😂😂[/spoiler] [/list]
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You're only saying that because no matter how hard you try you can't file through the bars on the windows at your psyche ward retirement home! 😂
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[List] 😲😲😲 [/list]
I'm crawling under the kitchen table and bracing myself for the impact of the impending cataclysmic response!
"Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name . . ."[/I]
M.
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Heyyyy! Who's makin' all dat freakin' noise? 😠
Can't a Grouch get some peace and frikkin' quiet while he takes a freakin' nap around here?
Get away from my trash can you lefty-liberal limp-dick before I beat yas to death with dat golden statue!
Freakin' kids these days... 😡... ZzzzZzzz
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The bars are there to keep creepy stalkers out.
I'm only using the file to rub in your face.
Besides, how did you get out of your kindergarten?
Did they threw you in the trash? Again?
It must be hard knowing that no one sees a difference between you and trash.
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Ooh, she's getting warmed up!
Popcorn! 🌽♨💥
I love a good evisceration!
Huzzah!
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Sets up a vendor's stall selling🍿popcorn, roasted🥜🌰nuts, and candyfloss, lighting the gas fires.
GET YOUR NUTS ROASTED HERE!
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📣POPCORN! GET YER POPCORN!!
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I don't require them to be roasted.
Could you just hold them in your hands and warm them gently?
MxR
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Get me out of here! Creepy OLD ladies rubbing my face and creepy rotting guys in masks handwarming your nuts 😨
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Be like Animaaaal!
Furry and nuts!
Aaaaarrggghhhhhh! Smaaaaaaash and smaaaaaaash!
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[List]😨 😨 😨[/list]
😓 Wot...you...😢...do...to...😭 cookeees? 😲
Dis not funny. 😡
You soooo cruel...oh...who dat at my door? 😞
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📦 Oh! For me? ...Me open dis box...📦
[List]💥💥💥Salvation Cookie 💥💥💥[/list]
🎵🎶 C is for cookie, and cookie is for ME! 🎶🎵
Ahhhhhhhh nom nom nom nom!
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Classic genre movie, Se7en, with Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt, and Pedo Spacey!
"What's in the box, man, what's in the boxxxx?
Well, it wasn't cookies that time either! 😨
Hardlyhome cracked a funny. Well done 👍 Rainman, bravo!
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🔊[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation].....get in here sweetcheeks, we could use your oral skills...
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...because you claim to speak monkey and Orangutan language and it looks like the primates are taking over this zoo! 😆
[sub](Ha hahhh! Betcha thought I was going in a different direction there, didn't ya?)[/sub]
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Monkey, orangutan I know it all
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This is NOT going to end well. 😓
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Oh maaaan! The Mayhem Bus is rollin' outta here, man. Boss Lady gonna crack that whip alright. Peace! ✌
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Zoot make room for me an Grover?
Me no want be here when mean ladys come.
Say...you have cookies on dat bus? 😐
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Abandon ship, boys! Save yourselves! 🏃💨
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Post self-deleted by Cardboard Lootbox.
A great man once said, "There is nothing to fear but fear itself!"
[sub]signal interrupted[/sub]
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Shut up, you fool! You'll get us both killed!
Now upload yourself into that Muppet Tour bus and let's get the Hell out of here!
👀
M.
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Disengage you fools. Disengage!
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Guess we're all in for the adventure of a lifetime featuring nuts, oral skills, and tour buses.
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Well...all that happened. 😲
Huzzah!
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Yeah, and I had nothing to do with it this time. 😆
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Erm Spuddles? Did they all sod off and leave us here to face the wrath of Godless?
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It's a really small part, so if you're used to the dark of a basement you wouldn't be able to see it, but yeah, you had a tiny part in it.
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He did say he had a torture chamber in his basement, did he not?
So yeah, good point well made, Parrona!
Hardlyhome, in the dark, in his small part of the basement listening to All the Wild Horses and mumbling, "It puts the lotion in the basket..." 😨
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Oh my, where has all the rampant testosterone, misogyny, and compensation-angst gone? 😧
Uh huh, you'd better run. 😂
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Those wussies may have cut and run, but I'm still here so don't you worry honey. I'll still abuse you and throw shade. 🌚
Might I say, for example, that your ass looks fat in that post. Try another. 😆
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I wonder how cramped and rank that shortbus of Muppets, Morons, and Misanthropes is getting?
I'm guessing Cookie Monster's farts don't smell like cookies. 😂
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Don't worry, I placed a little package on that bus...
Once it goes above 50 mph, it'll never come back down.
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Aw, I was hoping to carpet bomb the bus and anything within a 1 km (0.62 mile) radius once it hit 98 kph (60.9 mph), but it seems I'll have to be content with it not going faster than 49 kph (30.4 mph).
Feel free to blow it up before I swipe everything near it into the annals of history.
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I can't think of any good puns for this region :(
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Stick around, I'm sure you'll become inspired!
Huzzah!
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That's the Spirit!
sees himself out
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Blue rage and wet fur. I will never talk about this subject again. 😒
M.
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It not my fault you computer lie an cheat!
[List]"To view this website you must accept cookies. Do you accept?"[/list]
Me click ✔Yes again and again but no cookies!
When I shake computer it not give me cookies!
Me get angry and throw Matrixulated Reloaded tablet away!
It not my fault Dr Teeth swerve bus an hit fire hydrant.
Now me soaked and still no cookies!
Aaaaarrghhhh! 😠
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Carpets? You incompetent space hack! What's your Galactic Superfleet gonna drop next, air mattresses? 😧
You had them all right there and you failed!👎☹👎
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I wonder if that bus had one of those stripper poles? I can just see Grover and Beaker and Miss Piggy and Animal working it goooood! 😆
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
You want to see synthetic fur that bad or are you more the stuffing kind of guy?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
New poll.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Heretic poll! The absence of potato has been noted, Missy! 😠
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, The Quiescent Platypus, Guido-Fawkes
Yes, yes, this used to be a Region known far and wide for its veneration of the mighty Spud. 😢
Now I can't even answer the poll as I have no idea what it's on about. 😦
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Guido-Fawkes
Dat boy scare me. Him creepy. Me hope he finds real girly who lets him touch her, soon.
Him leave Muppets alone and stick to fleshlight. 😠
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Well, are there any potato-themed battle royales?
All your suffering could have been prevented if only you made the effort to suggest a poll. Cry me a river.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Guido-Fawkes
I'd like to suggest a poll.
"Will the Studly Spuds ever stop whining about polls?"
○ Yes (just kidding)
○ No
○ Definitely not
○ Never
○ Not in a million years
○ Negatory
● This poll is rigged by the Platypus!
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
And for those wondering, the suggestion thread can be found here: http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/27/suggest-poll-thread
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
If you wear the fur I'll be the stuffing kind of guy. 😊
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😂😂😂
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
As a matter of fact I do have a fleshlight and its shaped like your momma cookie monster! 😘
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Well. Ok. Unless someone *hint* *hint* suggest something better, this will be the next poll.
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. How they sustain my dark and shriveled heart.
I'd rather not. I have standards.
You can tell this by the fact that I use double entendres. Or imply certain things.
Why must you unwashed barbarians lack any form of subtility?
And the worst part is that you try to outdo each other in the RMB, which last time I checked should be child friendly. Within reason, of course.
Next time try a bit more cunning and subtility.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
What? Captain Jack Sparrow found it and brought it back to you? 😂
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Hello again, it's me, the Quiescent Platypus! You may remember me from such previous scandals as not preventing cookie theft, and running for executive. Now, I have a new pyramid sche I mean plan for the betterment of Spiritus, and everyone is invited to help/constructively criticize/openly mock! As I promised in my campaign, I'm going to work on increasing forum activity. That's going to be going down on the forums, and you can find the thread here: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/133/forum-activity-discussion
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Yeah. You guys really need to clean up your act. It's reprehensible! 😤
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Seriously, what's the poll about?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia
The closest I've come to a battle royale is a FFA multiplayer session on HOI4/Stellaris.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Huh? I'm still busy trying to find out what the word "subtility" means.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cardboard Lootbox, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
It's the American-English spelling of subtlety you pleb. 😩
Christ-on-a-crutch, you're an embarrassment to British people everywhere! 😡
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Highlander: the game.
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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
I'd rather not.
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Reeee
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Apologies for double posting I just can't wait for another post. Anyways, do posts normal get this many likes or is it just rare?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Yes
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, The Quiescent Platypus, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Hey wait a second you left out the CS:GO battle royale mode! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, The Quiescent Platypus, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Reolaa
O.o
Oops.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Reolaa
You also forgot Blackout from Black Ops 4.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia
Hmmm . . . Alekseandrea doesn't strike me as a Black Ops kind of "gal." 😕
M.
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😒...where's the mob?
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It's true, they're all Pokemon and Alekseandrea finally got them all! 😮
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