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Region: Spiritus
*puts on tinfoil hat* It's all lies! I am not in a quantum superpositio; I am only in one superposition! The government and the zombi Jedis are trying to suppress me! Everyone fight back! Speak out against Zombie Jedi Jesus!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Nofreemen, Laughing Buddha, 2Spookyville, Stalinminestan
Ummm . . . what are they shaped like and do you use them in the shower?
M.
Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
They're round, come in a tub, and you can, but most people use them by the sink.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
*pokes the RMB* http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30003035/1/#new READ THIS PLEASE! If you don't, me will be sad :(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
LUCY MADE THIS NEW FLAG FOR ME
[I][B]FIFTEEN YEARS AGO[/B][/I]
[wait a minute. that makes no sense.]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stalinminestan
To be honest Gramps,when I open your pa-I mean,you know,flag thing,just so I don't sound weird.
Your flag looks like from Paint MC.
No hate.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Stalinminestan
And I know this is off-topic,but in my country there is an University for the elderly.Know what that means?
Gramps is going back to school :3
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stalinminestan
While having three different soaps is suspect,
you don't seem like a bad person.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Stalinminestan
*gets hit with brick*
Perhaps another game would be more advisable.
How about Russian roulette with a semi-auto?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
[hahaha i did use mc paint lmao]
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR YOUR SINS, BOY.
YOU GODDAMNED COMMIES.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Stalinminestan
Hell's empty.
All the devils are here.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stalinminestan
1 question,are issues supposed to be weird?
Because I seem to always get issues about digging treasures,creating dragons and memes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
I have no idea if it was supposed to make sense.
Matrixulated, Stalinminestan
Yes and no.
Some are, some aren't.
It wouldn't be entertaining if you had to decide whether tomatoes are vegetables or fruit to know how much to tax the farmers.
Because most people don't get that while legally they are vegetables, biologically they are fruits.
If someone is going to turn this into a real issue, I'm going to be very displeased.
*glares around the RMB*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
Scary part is I had an amount that would really make you question my sanity before I moved.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Stalinminestan
The main differences between kinds of soap:
- perfume
- perfume
- perfume
- purity (not a real issue, unless you are allergic or something)(depends on production process)
- use of potassium hydroxide or sodium hydroxide (potassium gives more 'aggressive' soap)(also not an issue)
- (not) adding of gel/stuff to make it easier to dose/use etc.
I don't question your sanity.
I know it's lacking.
Can you give me one good reason to have multiple kinds of soap for the same task?
Talking to you is to gaze into the abyss...
Matrixulated, Stalinminestan
Eh, shaving soap is slightly different than bath soap, the formula matters a lot more, it has to not dry out your skin, lather well, and be as slick as possible, so there are differences. However the only reason to own large amounts is pretty much exclusively just scent. I like to smell damn good.
Matrixulated, Stalinminestan
With tasks I meant washing clothes, bathing, shaving etc.
Have fun smelling good.
Matrixulated, Stalinminestan
Vhat iz so wrong with the communists? Zey seem not bad no?
Matrixulated
I caldnt agree mores,
Matrixulated, Stalinminestan
They smell funny.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Stalinminestan
Zey only smell funny because zei non officials can't afford to take a bath.
Matrixulated
I feel like that is an easy fix.
Matrixulated, Stalinminestan
1. They spread lies (We weren't the left wing of that tinpot dictator)
2. They hate potatoes
3. They didn't let Salaxalans win the general secretary WA election
4. They are unlikeable
5. They didn't do anything they promised after they won the general secretary WA election
6. They are communists
7. They post stupid condemn 'random facist' WA assembly stuff
8. They're the bad guys in cold war movies
9. I have to tell people what's wrong with communists
Matrixulated, Owllfarm, Stalinminestan
I wholeheartedly agree. Though they do like vodka which is made from potatoes.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Stalinminestan
It's not zhat easy to fix. I can't give ze people more moneys or zer will be none left for me.
Matrixulated
"Officer! All I did was make some milkshakes and then all of a sudden I've got all these boys in my yard!"
Laughing Buddha
Can you teach me?
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Someone needs some good old fashioned American democracy!
Matrixulated
Communism is literally handing money over to people,equally.
Atleast I was not a homeless man,but now I am happily living in a capitalist country,under the bridge,in a box with a PC and WIFI connection I stole :D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No hate towards Capitalism or Communism,but I honestly just think some aspects are better than the other regarding people's lives and health.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
See? So much better than a communist hellhole!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S SO BAD WITH THE COMMIES
THEY LEFT ME WITH PTSD AFTER 'NAM
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
And what about the STD's you got from 'nam, Pops?
Spreading all that American sixties-era free love & peace with the local commies gave you that itch ya just couldn't scratch, I'll betchya!
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
WELL, YOU SEE, SONNY, SELENA WASN'T LIKE ANY OTHER GIRL.
BECAUSE SHE HAD CRABS.
AND SYPHILIS.
AND GONORRHEA.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
The holy trinity!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Ewww!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Yeah, but I'd have to charge.
Laughing Buddha
Baduh buh buh buh
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
"Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours."
Anyone wants to watch TV with me?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Laughing Buddha
Questionable content...
You watch TLC?
Matrixulated, Andorempire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Jack Chick, Radical Rights Of The People
Naah,try again.
And by the way,it's an issue.Not real life,but I bet you knew already.On 10$.
Gotta pay me the money or I'll call #DramaAlert on you.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And they'll sue you,they already did some times,they'll do it again!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
And to be honest,I don't know how an issue like that passed to the actual game,while the help page says no offensive things...I mean it does not show images,thank God,but.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
...
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Matrixulated
*Sigh*
That's great Alekseandrea,that's great...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Saying "Christmas" is completely legal in Vivi. Yes. Even in Coffeeshops you can say it and not be fired. We're so conservative lol. Cuz letting people say what they want is like totally Republican right?
*gives Grandpa some tapioca pudding*
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
hello everyone!! i just joined the region and i was wondering if someone could help get me introduced to the region??
Matrixulated, Audriany
Not sure what you mean by introduced, but joining irc is a great way to meet our community! You can do this by going onto our forum on Spiritus.wtf and joining the chat by hitting the join chat button :P While on the forums you can apply for citizenship which helps you in so many ways and allows you to vote!
Matrixulated, Audriany
It's a trap!
Matrixulated, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Post self-deleted by Laughing Buddha.
• Tapioca is a by-product of manioc flour production from cassava roots.
• The cassava root requires treatment to remove linamarin, a cyanogenic glycoside occurring naturally in the plant, which otherwise may be converted into cyanide. ---(Warning!☡ Toxic!☠)---
• "Konzo" (also called mantakassa) is a paralytic disease associated with several weeks of almost exclusive consumption of insufficiently processed bitter cassava (that has not had this toxicity removed).
I hope the tapioca you're giving him was sufficiently processed, or are you trying to poison old gramps?! 😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Munichsburg
I refer to my previous statement.
Matrixulated, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Why poison him?He has so much to live for!
Around here anyway.Because I bet his population is big enough.
WELL,bigger than mine.
Matrixulated
You say that like it is an achievement.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well life is so precious because we have only one and Go-
THIS COMMENT MADE BY Audriany HAS BEEN BLOCKED BECAUSE IT VIOLATED NATIONSTATES' RULES.HAVE A NICE DAY.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
That 'Your message appears to contain inappropriate language.' is really annoying, isn't it?
Matrixulated
I agree,because the word R.T.S seems to be innapropiate.Or is it just me?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
Actually it's just me.
Okay,sorry for wasting everybody's time.I'm outie.
*jumps out a window*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
So . . . did he jump or was he pushed out of that window?
O_o
And . . .
Awwww, come on now . . . you know very well it's not the SIZE that matters; it's what you DO with it.
Grandpa's may be bigger than yours, but don't feel bad, Audriany.
You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the Salaxalan's sail barge, and I think you'll fill in nicely.
*that's my random Star Wars quote of the day used up*
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
He jumped.
And landed on the balcony.
Face first.
Ouch.
If you're going to do something to his unconscious body,
please remove the body from the balcony before you start.
You have traumatised enough of my spies.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
You know what has a SIZE that MATTERS?
The ammount of likes you give me.I mean,sure,I know that you love everybody so much,but 16 notices are kind of spamming me whole page.
Atleast I just need to click one time and all gone :D
Don't read this,keep on liking posts and giving us that satisfaction we get when someone agrees with everything you say.
And thanks man,I think you're a great nation too,7 Billion.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Don't send any to Vivi land. They will be even more traumatized.
Alekseandrea, Audriany
I jumped off the first floor,so it's not that painful or deadly.
Considering I'm still here.
wait I shouldn't be here
poff pooof
WE CANNOT FIND THE COMMENT YOU WERE SEARCHING.MAKE SURE THE NATION EXISTS AND POSTED YOUR REQUESTED RMB POST,RESPECTIVELY.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Thank God I don't know what Vivi land is.
im sorry
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I doubt anyone wants to know.
Matrixulated, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
THAT'S RIGHT, SONNY BOY.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
280%+ in the Cheese Industry?
Yes. Yes yes yes, yes.
Matrixulated, Jack Chick, Munichsburg
Post by The World Worker suppressed by a moderator.
What is this godforsaken place?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Spiritus! :D
*throws some potatoes at [nation=short]Munichsburg[/nation]*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
You are all absolutely right. This is the land were they say our women will tear your heart from you. Not just because our women are beautiful and stuff, but because they might LITERALLY rip your heart out.
I think I have an ex from there.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Oh our women are just WONDERFUL aren't they? XD
Audriany
Seeing the mysterious potato shower as an act of the gods, Munichsburgians offer ritual sacrifices in order to please the Great Starch Lord.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I love the fact you integrated so fast in our community,for me it took some weeks to make courage to say "hai"
Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Munichsburg
READ THE BIBLE YOU HOODLUM.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
They didn't have potatoes when the bible was written.
We can't expect those philistines to have known the superiority of the potato,
when they have never basked in it's glorious presence.
Today, however, they have no excuse.
A hail the potato!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Munichsburg
The education meter in my country is just outrageous.
I want to cut a little bit of it,man.Why isn't that a feature?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh, Munichsburg
Thanks. I didn't exactly jump in here guns blazing though, for three or four days I was just lurking on the RMB/board/whatever
Matrixulated
http://images.bookoutlet.com/covers/large/isbn978184/9781844774722-l.jpg
http://servingjoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sweet-Potato-Cookbook-bible-The-Secret-Step-By-Step-Recipes-Easy-And-Delicious.jpg
I'll have you know I spent 28 years studying the Bible(s)
Matrixulated
... GET OFF MY LAWN, AND LEAVE THOSE POTATOES WITH ME.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
*throws a few potatoes at grandpa*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha
A great tip, I personally recommend the satanic one.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Are you on the forum or IRC? Because [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] is right, you do catch on quickly!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
[i would copy paste the entire "i have 600 confirmed kills, you're dead kiddo" copy pasta but meh.]
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, KIDDO?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
About the new poll...." This choice will have a lasting effect on the game: "
Errr....what is the choice?
What life or death, earth-shattering question am I answering 'yes' or 'no' or 'sacrifice....' or 'quit....' for?
I don't get it. Sorry, it's very late, I'm tired and I'm going to bed now.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Munichsburg
I've never actually posted on the forum, and I hope you don't mind me asking, but what's the IRC?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hey kid, I understand that "memes" can be funny, heck even I've chuckled at some "memes" at a point, but you've been chucklin' for the last 45 minutes and others are actually tryin to sleep. So please take a break from those "memes" It's probably healthy for you and who knows? maybe your "memes" will be even funnier tomorrow! Well good night kiddo, and no more memes for now okay? thanks homie 🙂
Matrixulated
This God hasn't forsaken it!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
Did he just take a passive agressive shot at memes?
I need to contact my advisors.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
Hi! I'm new
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
Hi new, i'm llama.
Matrixulated, Audriany, Munichsburg
Pasta?
PASTA??
Good Lord Hutton, NO! (Praise Be)
Which of you gerontophobic miscreants have been feeding our OGG, (Original Grumpy Grandpa) PASTA?
It's full of starch and gluten, sends his blood-sugar loopy and wreaks havoc with his diabetes!
Indeed, this is NOT A GAME KIDDO!!!
Now GET OFF OGG's lawn & no more damned fettuccine alfredo!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
You're technically not a god.
Just saying.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
The horror.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Agrees.
Nice new flag.
Same.
I told you Ma!I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Welcome,dude.
lol
I responded everything I could,new record!I told a lot of things in one post!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
I hope responding at too many things at once is not illegal.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
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Written by Refuge Isle.