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Parrona wrote:...and I thought you, (Matrixulated) were a servitor, the Adeptus Mechanicus is getting a little sloppy with their regulation, I see...

Whatever that is, umm yeah, [I]regulate[/I] that alcoholic, miserable old Muppet-fart!

[I]Slaanesh![/I]

Matrixulated, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:I wonder where Spuddles has that 'tailored flap' on his furry-cosplay potato suit?

O_O

M.

😲[I]NOPE![/I]

😲[I]NOPE![/I]

😲[I]NOPE![/I]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I wonder where Spuddles has that 'tailored flap' on his furry-cosplay potato suit?

O_O

M.

Now, I may draw furries as a hobby, but even I know that fursuits are a heresy that warrants full orbital bombardment!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Prepares 50,000 ICBMs for launch (excessively loud, but unnoticable from such great distance)*

*observes as the world becomes a barren wasteland from my frigate*

(pleasurecraft, really)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

In my notifications:

"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens."

Sounds about right!

Animal Farmerica wrote:In my notifications:

"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens."

Sounds about right!

How nice of you to notify us!

*chortles*

Slaanesh indeed!

M.

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Parrona

Parrona wrote:Now, I may draw furries as a hobby, but even I know that fursuits are a heresy that warrants full orbital bombardment!

Does that include mascots though?

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Matrixulated wrote:How nice of you to notify us!

*chortles*

Slaanesh indeed!

M.

No no no, Farmerica is definitely Khorne's, that insane military budget is the evidence.

If you want Slaanesh, go to those elves (the ones with that menacing look) over there, be careful though, they tend to chuck any "upstarts" in a specific section of the webway, and you will not like it.

P. S.: I just got into KoD and surveyed the region, and I hereby declare it safe for neurons again, that and the fact that Faulknation is active again!

Culveria though, that, might be a problem, he's getting a little inactive...

(yes, I actually said he now, because it was supposed to be a mockery of how he RPs as a Dragon all the time, and I finally decided to stop mocking him.)

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Does that include mascots though?

Yes, it's just disgusting.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:No no no, Farmerica is definitely Khorne's, that insane military budget is the evidence.

If you want Slaanesh, go to those elves (the ones with that menacing look) over there, be careful though, they tend to chuck any "upstarts" in a specific section of the webway, and you will not like it.

P. S.: I just got into KoD and surveyed the region, and I hereby declare it safe for neurons again, that and the fact that Faulknation is active again!

Culveria though, that, might be a problem, he's getting a little inactive...

(yes, I actually said he now, because it was supposed to be a mockery of how he RPs as a Dragon all the time, and I finally decided to stop mocking him.)

Yes, it's just disgusting.

Whats wrong with insane military budget, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT, HUH, HUH

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rhinononon wrote:Whats wrong with insane military budget, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT, HUH, HUH

Worshipper of Khorne! HERESY!

(now if someone could just make a "I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could" post, it would be complete)

Matrixulated

HERESY?

Did someone say HERESY?

I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:HERESY?

Did someone say HERESY?

I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could!

M.

I wasn't expecting a tech-priest to respond, regardless, that man over there just spoke heres...

*an inquisitorial ship exits warp near the planet, crashing into a damaged ork kroozer and sending debris, of which, one the size of a golf ball lands on my back*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Gathering storm is so grimdark that it makes the pre-fall of Cadia Imperium look like modern day North Korea.

Matrixulated

Hmm, cloudy with a chance of meatballs orbital bombardment, methinks!

Sounds like impending doom for the Khorne-worshipping heretic nation of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]!

Now we'll see if that outrageously enormous and obscenely bloated military budget is worth all this Slaanesh!

*Prepares marshmallows for toasting over the campfire that'll be all that remains of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]'s military HQ.*

Muah-ah-ahhh!

M.

* [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] Tech-Priests =

Üß3R 1337 }{4xxØR$ *

Rhinononon, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Hmm, cloudy with a chance of meatballs orbital bombardment, methinks!

Sounds like impending doom for the Khorne-worshipping heretic nation of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]!

Now we'll see if that outrageously enormous and obscenely bloated military budget is worth getting your planet utterly destroyed.

*Prepares marshmallows for toasting over the bonfire that'll be all that remains of Rhinononon IV's surface*

Muah-ah-ahhh!

M.

* [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], Tech-Priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus, handing out advanced technology for an insane price since the Battle of Terra.* [sub]and because he's the only supplier that won't draw the ire of the Inquisition, you have to accept the price, unless you want to charge into the enemy with nothing more than your bare hands. [/sub]

A little adjustments, to avoid getting turned into a servitor, or worse.

Matrixulated, Rhinononon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Well, I just finished my audition. Now I just wait for the results.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Yes, it's just disgusting.

B-b-b-but think of the children!

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Well, I just finished my audition. Now I just wait for the results.

If the audition was for a role or part as a fat lump of useless quasi-intelligent lard . . . you nailed it!

*golf clap*

M.

Alekseandrea

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:B-b-b-but think of the children!

Think of the children? Oh, you're talking about future imperial guards (aka: cannon fodder), you know, what they think matters not, as long as they are loyal to the Emperor.

Matrixulated wrote:If the audition was for a role or part as a fat lump of useless quasi-intelligent lard . . . you nailed it!

*golf clap*

M.

Even servitors are more intelligent, am I right?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm joining chaos, I mean, look at the blatant disregard for lives, at least Nurgle keeps us alive.

Sick means awesome.

Matrixulated

Salmonan wrote:I'm joining chaos, I mean, look at the blatant disregard for lives, at least Nurgle keeps us alive.

Sick means awesome.

Did I just hear, Nurgle?

Oh my, this cannot stand! Smash it!

*opens cover to and punches big, obvious red button repeatedly*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:Think of the children? Oh, you're talking about future imperial guards (aka: cannon fodder), you know, what they think matters not, as long as they are loyal to the Emperor.

Uh... That's kind of what you have a mascot for, so people blindly follow your organization/leader/sports team, without taking under consideration their weaknesses (stuff like too many branches, the Emperor doesn't like chocolate, the team lacking a right winger and whatnot).

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:A little adjustments, to avoid getting turned into a servitor, or worse.

HAHAHAHA, WE won't BURN, WE CONQUER OTHER PLANETS, AND BURN ALL WE STAND AGAINST US

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Hmm, cloudy with a chance of meatballs orbital bombardment, methinks!

Sounds like impending doom for the Khorne-worshipping heretic nation of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]!

Now we'll see if that outrageously enormous and obscenely bloated military budget is worth all this Slaanesh!

*Prepares marshmallows for toasting over the campfire that'll be all that remains of [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]'s military HQ.*

Muah-ah-ahhh!

M.

* [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] Tech-Priests =

Üß3R 1337 }{4xxØR$ *

HAHA, we can never die, nobody can stand against us, ever

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:If the audition was for a role or part as a fat lump of useless quasi-intelligent lard . . . you nailed it!

*golf clap*

M.

Muppet.

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Rhinononon wrote:HAHAHAHA, WE won't BURN, WE CONQUER OTHER PLANETS, AND BURN ALL WE STAND AGAINST US

If only we could travel through time...

Oh wait, I don't have to, there's no we, there's only Matrixulated to face the threat, I'm warping out, and no commissar can stop me!

*commisar bursts in*

Captain, you have sullied the name of your ship with words of heresy, how do you plead?

I thought, uh, how, wh...

Too late heretic! *bang*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rhinononon wrote:HAHAHAHA, WE won't BURN, WE CONQUER OTHER PLANETS, AND BURN ALL WE STAND AGAINST US

Double post, I don't properly respond to double posts.

Matrixulated

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:Double post, I don't properly respond to double posts.

How does the co-conspiratorial heretic ([I]along with[/I] Matrixulated) properly respond to double....[I]taps?[/I]

To the head? 😮🔫

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, Parrona, Snakkra

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:How does the co-conspiratorial heretic ([I]along with[/I] Matrixulated) properly respond to double....[I]taps?[/I]

To the head? 😮🔫

[I]Huzzah![/I]

HERESY!

Did someone say [I]heresy[/I] CONSPIRACY?

I heard there was conspiracy and I came as fast as I could!

*tap tap*

*tap tap*

[I]"Hello?

"Anybody out there? [I]Slaanesh![/I]"

M.

Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:How does the co-conspiratorial heretic ([I]along with[/I] Matrixulated) properly respond to double....[I]taps?[/I]

To the head? 😮🔫

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Yes, those filthy imperials will take it to the head, for Khaela Mensha Khaine!

Unless, they decide to ram us. Brace for impact!

*static*

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:How does the co-conspiratorial heretic ([I]along with[/I] Matrixulated) properly respond to double....[I]taps?[/I]

To the head? 😮🔫

[I]Huzzah![/I]

[sub]Did I just hear...[/sub] HERETIC!?

*bursts in*

I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could, so fast in fact, that my ship just rammed several cruisers and battleships just to take the fastest route here.

*whips out lasgun*

Now, where's the heretic?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The embassy between Spiritus and Forest is open! To celebrate, I bring the traditional gift basket of woodland garlands, freshly gathered chanterelles and aesthetically pleasing pine cones. Have the most verdant of days!

Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, Tishanda, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mount Seymour, Parrona, Itrosomia

Uan Aa Boa wrote:The embassy between Spiritus and Forest is open! To celebrate, I bring the traditional gift basket of woodland garlands, freshly gathered chanterelles and aesthetically pleasing pine cones. Have the most verdant of days!

Splendid, thank you for all the gifts! In return, we offer you many, many, many potatoes! Cheese is included as well <3

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Uan Aa Boa

*scuttles in through the newly-opened ventilation duct embassy*

Have some of Mount Seymour's finest veggies and rice! :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello friends!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi there Forestians! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Palos Heights

Parrona wrote:[sub]Did I just hear...[/sub] HERETIC!?

*bursts in*

I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could, so fast in fact, that my ship just rammed several cruisers and battleships just to take the fastest route here.

*whips out lasgun*

Now, where's the heretic?

*points at floating iceberg of fat-bodied lardy Lasgun targets*

😏

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

New and relevant-ish poll!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Palos Heights, The Republic Of Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:*points at floating iceberg of fat-bodied lardy Lasgun targets*

😏

M.

You're pointing at the nearby moon with strange shapes on it, which is, um, odd. Commissar, launch the augur probes.

*5 minutes later*

We have evidence that mutants are on the small moon, you know what that means... *in a high pitch voice* ...Smash it!

*headbutts fire button for the Nova Cannon repeatedly*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:You're pointing at the nearby moon with strange shapes on it, which is, um, odd. Commissar, launch the augur probes.

*5 minutes later*

We have evidence that mutants are on the small moon, you know what that means... *in a high pitch voice* ...Smash it!

*headbutts fire button for the Nova Cannon repeatedly*

No, no, noooo!

I was quite clearly pointing at Itrosomia.

Matrixulated wrote:*points at floating iceberg of fat-bodied lardy Lasgun targets*

😏

M.

Yep. That's me pointing at the floating Walrus Populated Iceberg of Itrosomia![/I]

Did you just obliterate the Lardberg?

😊

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:No, no, noooo!

I was quite clearly pointing at Itrosomia.

Yep. That's me pointing at the floating Walrus Populated Iceberg of Itrosomia![/I]

Did you just obliterate the Lardberg?

😊

M.

The moon of Itrosomia or the system of Itrosomia?

That moon is sure a large ice covered planet, so it technically counts...

Sir, we've detected several ships made of ice, they seem to be, ramming us.

Well then, we have the best prow armour, raaaa [sub]aaa[/sub]...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*gets rammed port side*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:The moon of Itrosomia or the system of Itrosomia?

That moon is sure a large ice covered planet, so it technically counts...

Sir, we've detected several ships made of ice, they seem to be, ramming us.

Well then, we have the best prow armour, raaaa [sub]aaa[/sub]...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*gets rammed port side*

I hope none of your ships were named "Titanic".

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I hope none of your ships were named "Titanic".

That ship was unsinkable.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:That ship was unsinkable.

Keyword: "was" (until it wasn't)...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Alekseandrea wrote:New and relevant-ish poll!

One of those poll options is no longer valid: The "They are bigger than we are." option - We have equalized on regional population...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I hope none of your ships were named "Titanic".

One of them was definitely named Warmaster, it's the only surviving ship, just got, lost in the warp, Emperor have mercy on their souls.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:One of those poll options is no longer valid: The "They are bigger than we are." option - We have equalized on regional population...

Ish.

I rest my case.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Ish.

I rest my case.

Ish?! ...Ishtar?! ...INANNA?!

*The entire nation of Endless Sumer prostrates itself in worship*

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inanna

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Ish.

I rest my case.

...and I rest my puppets!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Parrona wrote:The moon of Itrosomia or the system of Itrosomia?

That moon is sure a large ice covered planet, so it technically counts...

Sir, we've detected several ships made of ice, they seem to be, ramming us.

Well then, we have the best prow armour, raaaa [sub]aaa[/sub]...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*gets rammed port side*

roflmfao😂

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I hope none of your ships were named "Titanic".

Alekseandrea wrote:That ship was unsinkable.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Keyword: "was" (until it wasn't)...

Parrona wrote:One of them was definitely named Warmaster, it's the only surviving ship, just got, lost in the warp, Emperor have mercy on their souls.

😃😄😁😂

What a great way to start my workday!

Thank-you, you funny muppets & puppets.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

There is a small region called Zombie Research Institute, whose Founder ceased to exist 8 hours ago, and is currently without a WA Delegate - This would seem ripe for a small-scale invasion/raid/takeover...

[sub]I ofcourse neither condone nor condemn anyone for taking this region, and absolve myself of any consequences[/sub]

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Just let people be furries.

Matrixulated

Also i have probably one of the highest tax in the region any ideas how to lower it

Matrixulated

🤔 The Land Of Milk And Honey is also Founderless and without a WA Delegate...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[sub]I ofcourse neither condone nor condemn anyone for taking this region, and absolve myself of any consequences[/sub]

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Matrixulated wrote:roflmfao😂

😃😄😁😂

What a great way to start my workday!

Thank-you, you funny muppets & puppets.

M.

Now, I would gladly make a joke, but I'll have to ask the minors in here to leave and close the door behind them.

Matrixulated

Surely, in the name of Spiritus someone should seize The League Of Potatos?! 😂

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:There is a small region called Zombie Research Institute, whose Founder ceased to exist 8 hours ago, and is currently without a WA Delegate - This would seem ripe for a small-scale invasion/raid/takeover...

[sub]I ofcourse neither condone nor condemn anyone for taking this region, and absolve myself of any consequences[/sub]

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔 The Land Of Milk And Honey is also Founderless and without a WA Delegate...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Surely, in the name of Spiritus someone should seize The League Of Potatos?! 😂

🤔*Notes Spiritus' "Defender" tag/status*😔

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔*Notes Spiritus' "Defender" tag/status*😔

Plausible deniability is the answer you’re looking for.

Or some moral imperative to save those regions before the raiders get there.

Clearly raiders can’t raid a region that is already “saved”.

That’s logic that is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aquilla Epsilon wrote:Also i have probably one of the highest tax in the region any ideas how to lower it

1) Confiscate and liquidate the assets of all furries.

2) Execute all the furries for abhorrent deviant behavior and crimes against humanity.

3) Use reclaimed funds as tax relief.

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Surely, in the name of Spiritus someone should seize The League Of Potatos?! 😂

I'm[/I] listening . . . !

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Just got pre-deployment training orders for Nevada/Arizona.

I don't think I'll be Stateside for Christmas.😐

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Well at least you'll be spreading potatoey goodness! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Looks like NS just added a new Metric:

[I]• Average Disposable Income[/I]

[I]Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Quaterna

Matrixulated wrote:1) Confiscate and liquidate the assets of all furries.

2) Execute all the furries for abhorrent deviant behavior and crimes against humanity.

3) Use reclaimed funds as tax relief.

M.

Uh, ummmm...

*covers drawings of animals with human characteristics with drawings of WH40K stuff*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Looks like NS just added a new Metric:

[I]• Average Disposable Income[/I]

[I]Huzzah!

THATS SCARY, my people only have about 8000 dollars after tax

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Looks like NS just added a new Metric:

[I]• Average Disposable Income[/I]

[I]Huzzah!

Now that's a stat I want to max.

But it says average income after tax. I thought disposable income was income after tax, rent, healthcare etc?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Just got pre-deployment training orders for Nevada/Arizona.

I don't think I'll be Stateside for Christmas.😐

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Call me after 1900hrs. You'll be fine, Spuddles!

Just part of your advanced MOS.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Well at least you'll be spreading potatoey goodness! :P

Uhhhh don't say it like that, especially if it involves an explosion.😯

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Quaterna wrote:Now that's a stat I want to max.

But it says average income after tax. I thought disposable income was income after tax, rent, healthcare etc?

Those are counted as taxes.

Quaterna

Alekseandrea wrote:Those are counted as taxes.

Rent? A tax? If only...

Parrona

Quaterna wrote:Rent? A tax? If only...

People don't pay rent in the world-thingy of nationstates.

Tada. Problem solved.

Matrixulated, Quaterna

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:There is a small region called Zombie Research Institute, whose Founder ceased to exist 8 hours ago, and is currently without a WA Delegate - This would seem ripe for a small-scale invasion/raid/takeover...

[sub]I ofcourse neither condone nor condemn anyone for taking this region, and absolve myself of any consequences[/sub]

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Me as a founder of a small little region:

*promises to come back in time to kick raiders*

*sees that some defenders came to liberate my region, postpones banning the raiders for 2 days just to watch the constant tug of war*

Posts "You know what, they're just running down there shooting each other, better lay the exterminatus upon these heretics...ALL RIGHT FIRE!

*summarily banjects raiders and ejects defender puppets, to the amusement of both*

[spoiler= edit spam ]

Edit I: Aaraksburg has just arrived in KoD and just threw up a little neutral post that has both negative and positive interpretations.

Edit II: Snakkra has just become an absolute monarchy with lots of freedom.

Whoever said that democracy = freedom should be ashamed of themselves and sit in the corner!

Edit III: should I name all the leaders of all my nations God-Kings/Emperors? Just to boost my Eye of Terror sized ego? [/spoiler]

(ghost notification)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

Alekseandrea wrote:People don't pay rent in the world-thingy of nationstates.

Tada. Problem solved.

They just pay in blood, completely different.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, Quaterna

Parrona wrote:Me as a founder of a small little region . . .

[spoiler= edit spam ]

Edit I: Aaraksburg has just arrived in KoD and just threw up a little neutral post that has both negative and positive interpretations.

Edit II: Snakkra has just become an absolute monarchy with lots of freedom.

Whoever said that democracy = freedom should be ashamed of themselves and sit in the corner!

Edit III: should I name all the leaders of all my nations God-Kings/Emperors? Just to boost my Eye of Terror sized ego? [/spoiler]

(ghost notification)

[I]* gasp! *[/I] 👀

This is just pure, unadulterated [I]Slaanesh[/I] and vacuous vacillations from a menial courtesan to, [I](fading from power)[/I] House Parron.

Henceforth, I shall refer to Parrona as [I]"The Eye of Terror!"[/I] as a mark of deserved respect!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:They just pay in blood, completely different.

Or [I]lard and guano,[/I] if you and your ilk are squatting on and infesting, a floating iceberg, for instance.

Uhhh . . . this is just a random example, off the top of my head.

It's not a dig at any transient, tusked, fat-bodied folk around here.

Honest! 😇

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:[I]* gasp! *[/I] 👀

This is just pure, unadulterated [I]Slaanesh[/I] and vacuous vacillations from a menial courtesan to, [I](fading from power)[/I] House Parron.

Henceforth, I shall refer to Parrona as [I]"The Eye of Terror!"[/I] as a mark of deserved respect!

M.

Eye of terror? Come on, Matrixulated, you do know that flattery alone will not get you the title of Fabricator-General, yes?

Now, go back to Mars, lest the Ecclesiarch wrongly assigns you on a suicide mission to reclaim a necron tomb world. (that will be coincidentally marked for Exterminatus, mind you.)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Eye of terror? Come on, Matrixulated, you do know that flattery alone will not get you the title of Fabricator-General, yes?

Now, go back to Mars, lest the Ecclesiarch wrongly assigns you on a suicide mission to reclaim a necron tomb world. (that will be coincidentally marked for Exterminatus, mind you.)

Don't you dare give the Ecclesiarch ideas, you don't want to be in his good books! How are you suppose to assist that inquisitor in keeping his operations secret with that lousy excuse of an adult scrutinising your every movement?

Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...

So you might want to either stay clear of get a higher title, Admiral.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...

What a gentleman, ain't he?

Matrixulated

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:What a gentleman, ain't he?

That's why I'm an inquisitor, I'm technically higher (in rank) than him and thus is completely immune to his...antics.

(Also made a joke in KoD that is both a jab at myself and Culveria, because why not?)

Edit I: apparently my joke in KoD went so far above the inhabitant's heads that you could touch it in low orbit.

Jeeeeeeeezus, are they always this daft or are they making special effort today, for me?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:. . . Jeeeeeeeezus, are they always this daft or are they making special effort today, for me?

Effort requires forethought and mental process, so I'd say a definite NO!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...

Sounds so Hollywood. Or Catholic Church. And definitely despicable!

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:What a gentleman, ain't he?

The Ecclesiarch's real identity is Bill Cosby!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Effort requires forethought and mental process, so I'd say a definite NO!

M.

*laughs condescendingly*

G...ga...gaze upon this...

Kesmor Of Draconos

They are really daft!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

New poll!

[spoiler=A message for those wo can't vote.]

Yes, it is normal.

Nothing is broken.

Don't worry about it.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

[spoiler=A message for those wo can't vote.]

Yes, it is normal.

Nothing is broken.

Don't worry about it.

[/spoiler]

Let me see...oh, why can't I...oooooohhhh...ooohh, I see, this is perhaps one of the best polls anyone came up with, I, am, perplexed, to say the least, anyways, everyone, ga...gaze upon the poll in which no one but the 1% can vote in.

https://youtu.be/eJiUfnIzbVM

(hopefully the WA isn't doing things now...)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

(ah, f***, the Draconos-damned WA has to choose the best timing to push a repeal, which is right after the resolution being repealed has passed. )

Matrixulated

Oh, I'm not a WA member. Mkay. But as my national motto says: "Say NO to the WA!". Say no to Alekseandra's discrimination against those who do not wish to join such a morally corrupt and wasteful organisation. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona

So I voted.

What's [I]"The Eye of Terror!"[/I] blinking on about?

He just needs some Visene.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:So I voted.

What's [I]"The Eye of Terror!"[/I] blinking on about?

He just needs some Visene.

M.

I just need more souls...preferably Aeldari.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The Ecclesiarch's real identity is Bill Cosby!

Huzzah!

Kids shouldn't have listened to rap music, this wouldn't happen if they didn't.

EDIT: If I may suggest anyone reading this for whatever reason, come up with more than a single recruitment telegram to bombard people with it, because repeating the same thing can be very disappointing.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Hleinhinienievni.

[spoiler= Mini rant]

So I posted a reply in KoD, and the moment it got buried in 2 posts they forgotten about it, it's either that or the post is not provoking enough, anyways, this proves my hypothesis that Culveria has surrounded himself with literal goldfishes...or bootlickers, I'm not sure, whichever is true, it means that this is the primary reason why he cannot handle criticism, even those that are meant to be constructive and phrased as such (to be fair, 90% of the criticism from me could be interpreted as pure insults, but this is no reason for him to lump the 10% together with the rest), this is why we need to help him, despite the risk of him trying to mount our heads, and get him out of the echo chamber that he calls Kesmor.

The mini-rant is over, return to your stations.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

One of my recent notifications:-

"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens."

Another moment mirroring reality! YAY!!

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Animal Farmerica wrote:One of my recent notifications:-

"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens."

Another moment mirroring reality! YAY!!

Hi, ho, you fat bastard

You ate all the pies

You've never seen a salad

You ate all the pies

You fat bastard

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Greetings all.

First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.

How y'all doing?

First And Only Archive wrote:Greetings all.

First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.

How y'all doing?

Oh, you know, having fun with the mandatory gloating and sniggering.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, you know, having fun with the mandatory gloating and sniggering.

And for a fake-human, you do it oh so well, dear.

:D

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

First And Only Archive wrote:Greetings all.

First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.

How y'all doing?

Just running the Simulnation and watching the world squirm.

Thanks for 'peripatetic' though!

I had to grab my Thesaurus for that gem. I loved the reference to Aristotelianism and that occupied my lunch break.

Heartfelt thanks, my friend, truly!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:And for a fake-human, you do it oh so well, dear.

:D

M.

She's not fake, she's a ®📧🅰🕒 girl you Muppet!

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:She's not fake, she's a ®📧🅰🕒 girl you Muppet!

[I]Huzzah![/I]

I am?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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