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Oh my god!...
YOU'RE A SHE?!?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
My thoughts exactly!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California
Perhaps they ate the same raw potatoes as you did.
Those are poisonous, you know.
Or you didn't.
But you will.
You certainly will...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, females are not a myth.
Don't act so surprised.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
I see you are blessed with a talent for the written word - Kudos!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Are we at war then? If so great! Now where to blow up first!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Those who hate potatoes
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Why, thank you (:
Yes, and indeed, as [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] says, they aren't myth.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Hey babeh ;) wanna conquer commieland with me?
The commies!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I'm not interested in conquering ANYTHING, whether capitalistic, communistic, or potato-related. I just like catapulting potatoes at anybody who comes within a radius of who-knows-how-wide.
*picks up a couple of potatoes and begins to pelt random people with them*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
So... Wanna throw potatoes with me babeh? ;)
Matrixulated
Still no word from Grumpy Grandpa?
No ransom demand?
No sliced-off ear in cotton wool?
No recording of his tortured screams like, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" as OGG refuses to be broken by barbaric torture methods?
No proof of life?
We need proof of life for our beloved crotchety old-bastard, and we need it NOW !!!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Perhaps he has fallen and he can't get up?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Probably gone to the University I told him about.How did he get a ticket from USA all the way to Romania,though...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
I doubt he'd go to commieland! HES BEING HELD CAPTIVE DAMN IT.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Potato land mines keep the approaching enemies busy. Other enemies on a different front march through the perilous area between two mountains. From both sides of the mountain the Vivis open up their sacks of potatoes and let them tumble down the mountains. The enemy hears loud rumblings from the mountains and look up just in time to see an avalanche of potatoes tumbling down towards their faces. There is no escape. There is a mountain on their left AND right sides. The only way to go is back, or forwards, but there's not enough time. Any that DO run forward to try to escape the avalanche are met by a line of Vivis wielding long Frenchfry spears. Their passage blocked. If they moved forward they will impale themselves on the Vivi Frenchfries, if they don't, they are crushed by the avalanche of spudly power. If they tried to go back the way they came there were Vivis waiting for them THERE.
"Damn all you butchers!" Yells one guy in his final moments before collapsing with a Frenchfry spear in his chest.
The Salaxalans, Istanialand, Cyrtes
That, or perhaps he simply wanted to remain neuteral in the potato war.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hey guys, i'm new here, how moving to spiritus can help me?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Welcome!
Moving to Spiritus can help you because we're always ready to answer any potential questions that you may have, whether they are about navigating the site, the Spiritus offsite forum or about Nationstates as a whole. Also, you'll become part of this potato-loving region really quickly!
*Tosses a potato that's dragging a banner with the word 'welcome' behind it to [nation=short]KertnaMass[/nation]*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thanks for explanation, thanks for potato! (potato is better i think?)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Hey guys, i just discovered really, REALLY question that can explain the meaning of life, love and matter. Baked potato or fried? (lol my bad english)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Any potato!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Oh, that changes everything...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Bramaia
We need special OPs to liberate Grandpa!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Agreed! Now who's the lucky potato?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Welcome! Check out our forums and IRC and we'll get you set up as a citizen. It's easier to ask questions there, too. :)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Gonna check forum near monday, bcs i'm not near computer, its much easier to do many things on PC. (xddd my eng)
Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes
New potato poll!! :P Inspired by [nation=short]KertnaMass[/nation] and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]!
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Hurray for potatoes! Big potatoes, small potatoes, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, regular-sized potatoes, books about potatoes, pictures of potatoes, paintings of potatoes, poems about potatoes, boiled potatoes, cake with potatoes, bread with potatoes, potato latkes, french fried potatoes, fried potatoes in general, liquified potatoes, potato soup, potato soda, potato salad, raw potatoes (no, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] I haven't eaten them just yet), burnt potatoes, potato pizza, tiny potatoes, burgers with potatoes, potato wedges, waffle fried potatoes, roasted potatoes, potato crisps, scalloped potatoes, potato skins, skinned potatoes, tater tots, cheesy potatoes, sliced potatoes, potato gratin, potato curry, potato pesto, potato croquetttes, sweet potatoes, gnocchi...
...enough yet?
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm offended that 'Studly' was not one of the options available on the poll, for I am the Studly Spud afterall.
But I must point out that my Sunday dinner at my Grannys house would not be complete without her wonderful ROASTED potatoes.
How could you overlook the roast potato?
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Cyrtes
Does anybody else like rubbing feet
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nah, not me mate.
I'm a metric man, so I'm into metres.
Good luck with that though.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
こんにちは私は海島国
Hello I'm Haidao. I'm fully indeapend City-State like Singapore but much bigger in island Size. Are official languages is Japanese and English and where located in East Asia. To cut thing short picture a More Japanese version of Singapore and Boom you got Haidao in a nutshell
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Notice me Senpai....
Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Haidao Island
Acheivement unlocked!: Senpai has noticed me!
Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Haidao Island
It was hard figuring out what options to put in; there are only twelve slots! But you're right, "Studly" would have been a great option. :P
Welcome, [nation=short]Haidao island[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Haidao Island
Yes, welcome to Spiritus, Haidao Island. :)
NO WAY Big Boss Salax, "studly" would have been a miserable option on the poll, serving only to stroke the burgeoning ego of a one-spud nation.
But as that very same The_Botched_Pejazzle_Of_The_Studly_Spud did point out, you DID forget to make roast potatoes an option on the poll!
What kind of evil, mind-controlling, crashed-in-a-spaceship, alien-overlord does that sh*t?
How could you?
Shame on you, Sir!
M.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Wel-come, welcome! It's refreshing to hear a native tongue.
Matrixulated, Audriany, Haidao Island
I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY DAMN ARMCHAIR FOR NINE WHOLE DAYS WATCHING THOSE DAMN TELESHOPPING SHOWS
CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL YOU HOODLUMS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass
He's alive!
It's a miracle!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
The lone 'tato hater...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
hello everyone. nice to meet you all
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes
and none of you are taking my potatos, they is mine
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Damn right
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
We won't take your potatoes(unless you leave them sitting around), we respect all people's potatoes. We were at war,ish, because people tried to take our potatoes. I'm still not sure if we are still at war or not.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
thank you
Cyrtes
and usually if we leave a potato sitting around here, a dragon eats it, they like potatos
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
So do wolves
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
I came because I heard about the taters
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes
You're in luck, we've got plenty of those to go around.
*tosses potato*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Huzzah and jubilations! A potato! I shall treasure this spud!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Treasure it good
Cyrtes
Real good. Abandoning potatoes, and especially first potatoes, is careless at best.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*keeping an eye on a potato on a table and looks away for a second and its gone when i look back at it*
.... did anyone see where that went?
stop ittttttttttttttt
oh let us have some fun why dont you? no ones getting hurt... except for the potatos
Where what went?
*tries to look innocent while holding potato behind back*
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I know exactly how to win the war... (dramatic pause) POTATO NUKES!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
that was for my favorite dragon, she gets grumpy if he doesnt get her potato
Cyrtes
*Tosses back potato*
Catch!
I fear that's not going to work. All parties participating in the war have them (I think), and you'll start the cold potato war. And a cold potato is one of the least tasty forms of potato, except when it's raw and you gnaw in it... (:
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass
Whenever I run for office, there's a free baked potato bar in my campaign headquarters. ;)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
*takes a bite out of a piece of pizza* if we want to win a war we could try dragons and the such
Cyrtes
Isn't that essentially a form of bribery?
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Kertnamass
i do believe it is
The Salaxalans
Do you like 15 people
*changes the channel to soap operas and feeds you some tapioca pudding*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
You tryin' to kill our good ol' grampa,you ol' scot'man?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
*continues to feed him tapioca*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
i think he is
Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I'm just trying to keep him well fed!
Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
DID I NOT SMACK YOU WITH MY SHOTGUN BEFORE? DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. TAKE THAT TAPIOCA AWAY. GET ME SOME RICE PUDDING.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Shhh, eat your tapioca, be a good grandpa and i'll read you a bedtime story! About baked potatoes!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
*Sits here and eats some sushi* 何?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
but im not chinesze gramps,I am an empirialist
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Cyrtes
NOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOORE POTAAAATOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! *smacks potato out of hand*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
*Throws a raw potato at your head knocking you out*
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
more pizza instead
Cyrtes
eujgh
*spits vomit all over the country*
Matrixulated
I'm capitalist
Cyrtes
You catch on quickly.
Cyrtes
*SCREAMS AND SMACKS REPEATEDLY WITH SHOTGUN*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Post self-deleted by Haidao Island.
If it contains potatoes, sure!
Guys stop
Matrixulated
Once upon a time there was a mighty, mighty baked potato, one day a commie tried to eat him, so he poisoned himself and the commie died. And capitalism took a massive dump on the commie buggar.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Haidao Island
Go capitalism
Matrixulated
*PUMPS SHOTGUN* YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY HOME YOU DISGRACEFUL UNGRATEFUL RAPSCALLION OF A HOODLUM
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Nah your good gramps
Matrixulated
And then capitalism beat some freedom into the commie corpse, the end!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10, TO GET YOUR UGLY, YELLA, NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Nah I'm good dude
Matrixulated
*heavily scaled dragon looks down at gramps its entire body covered in diamond scales* i suggest backing down old man, shes at my beckon and quite hungry
Matrixulated
Do you want me to tuck you in?
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
*eastern dragon looks at the western one* the old man has been making trouble
10!
9!
I'M GONNA GIVE [I]YOU[/I] TO THE COUNT OF 5 TO GET YOUR EDGY NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Screw off old man
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