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Region: Spiritus
*sighs*
You really do need to go to the Waffles Anonymous, don't you?
*hands a single waffle to Iirimaa*
Here you go. It's the very last you'll get from me, you'd better ration yourself.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
should i destroy the planet today?
Do it.
Parrona's "go from 1 soldier to OVER 9000 MILLION" BS has gotten me to the knees.
hmmm nah i dont feel like it today
Here's an Edict, Culveria, use it on anyone but me, Faulknation and yourself. *hands Culveria an Edict*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*wakes up in a dark room*
WHERE AM I! FAULK? DRACONOS?
*arms flailing*
AHHHHHHHHH!
Faulknation
*starts to read it*
*hits [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] upside the head with my tail* shut up
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?!?
I CAN'T SEE!
*touches face and finds a blindfold*
*takes off the blindfold*
Oh, I'm fine, but what's with all these edicts?
Parrona's "sanctions".
You meant disasters, on you.
*sitting in corner shaking head slowly at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] * I'm not sure but are you going to be alright...you kind of took multiple hits to the head
Okay Faulk, but what are all the edicts about?
Stupid religious countries.
I don't know, they are just magic books. [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] seems to own a lot, and [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] seems to be getting a few from [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] . Other than that I have no idea.
All these guys are against me for no reason.
I shall create the edict ofÂ… POTATO! It doesn't do anything. It is just a super cool book.
Faulknation
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Who wants to read the Edict of the Void?
I have already created the edict of potatoes, and I gave it to [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] . What it does is it makes potatoes of different sizes, depending on what you want, at the cost of a little of your stamina. I can make another one if you want it.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
OH OH OH! Me please!
It will infest Audriany with the voidwoken*hands it to Faulknation*
*starts reading* Hmmmmm, so all I need to do is this. *speaks in tongues and makes a few hand motions* Whew, if I was a human that would've killed me. It takes a lot to cast that. *looks at [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] * Well...it definitely worked.
The Salaxalans
I shall make a better one! One that is made of potatoes! It shall be a storybook about the little potato that could.
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
no edicts for you!! *holds razor sharp tip of my tail to cordells neck* and i shall like to read this edict of void please
I'm going to create my edict no matter what you say! The Little Potato That Could is going to be a chart topper! It's going to be a New York Times bestseller.
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
youll break them. i dont know how but you will
and that would just be a normal book. go ahead making those
Only 3 people can write Edicts, Kyros, Alexander and Draconos.
IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST EDICT OUT THERE! I'm going to be rich!
*looks at fruit box*
Little box, this is what we have been working for, a better life, and more fruit. I'm going to be able to afford Ybari Melons!
The Salaxalans
nice to know
ybari melons? what are ybari melons?
The Salaxalans
Just watch me [nation=short]Parrona[/nation], just watch me! It is going to be the best edict out there! Also, edicts are just laws passed, so everyday on this site we "write edicts".
the edicts parrona lets us read are forbidden magic edicts. not normal edicts
Yes, russinadia, search for tyranny, the game not the word, and you will understand.
I CAN STILL WRITE THEM! Right little fruit box?
*looks at the box*
That's right.
The Salaxalans
do i have to keep clubbing you with my tail [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]?
He may write them, but they will never work.
true
They will work to make money, and that is what matters. I may even inspire the future generation of edict writers, who knows?
Young ones............
*clubs [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] upside the head with my tail* as i said before, shut up
But my nation is older than yoursÂ
Older than [nation=short]parrona[/nation] that is, I guess also [nation=short]culveria[/nation].
doesnt mean your stronger then me
Shut up, Parrona is an awakened realm,Parrona just came into the NS multi verse later than yours.young one............
what
what the f did u do
mate what
Faulknation
I HAT UUU
AAAA
young one, do not get in the way.
hat? *a tophat appears on my head*
Looks like the RMB got a bit fancier.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
There is still Audriany.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Also, in a similar vein to Aotan's map, I'm inclined to make a proper RPG setting for Spiritus. If you're interested in being part of it (like Culveria sticking in Draconos), please telegram me.
For the first 24 hours, message me with what sort of rules system you want this to be made for. I'll then tally up the votes and give you all an update. Even if you don't vote on the system, you can still be involved in fleshing out the world.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
he said i hat u...
Young ones............
so hats for everyone! *different hats appear on everyones heads my tophat is replaced with a black fedora* woo!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Oh, a renaissance era hat, I like it.
it feels alone. *a black leather trench coat and black jeans and a black shirt replaces my normal clothes and black leather shoes replace my normal shoes and a black double chest holster appears with two black plated desert eagles in the holsters and a black skull bandana goes over my face and nose and black shades finish it all off* perfect
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
wait *two black swords in black scabbards appear on my back in an x shape and two black war axes appear in things that hold them on my hips* there
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
https://youtu.be/3tyvvUas6G0?t=7s
Hi! We only accept embassy requests from regions that have successfully applied for forum embassies here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/3187657/
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And has anyone seen [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] recently? They haven't posted on the RMB...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
ive been wondering where aotan is too
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
你可以安静吗?
you be quiet!
I was saying the same thing! 你可以死吗?
Didn't he say that he was leaving for a while? I'm pretty sure he said that.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think he's doing college/uni stuff right now and needed a break to focus on it.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That would make sense.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
he did say he was going through some sad stuff too
wait a second! WHAT IF THE MORTAL WENT AND KILLED ITSELF?!?!?!?!?! OH NO!! SOMEONE MUST CHECK ON IT SOMEHOW!
Not me.
The last time Aotan was on, was one day ago. He could be dead, or just silent.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
hopefully silent
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hopefully alive
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*nods* what do you guys think of the new outfit?
Horrible.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Not the best.
whoever the fudge you are i never asked you! *pulls out one of the black desert eagles and shoots [nation=short]Purgel[/nation]*
Faulknation
*aims it at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] next*
He is one of my fifty puppe................signatories.
Make it 51
*shoots parrona in the toe*
The Salaxalans
*Crawls out of sight*
The Salaxalans
I think your outfit is apsolutely marvelous darling.
do not call me darling. *continues to shoot at [nation=short]Purgel[/nation]*
Faulknation
Ay,mate.Want a formation-mass-bugle-infantry tactics fire?
No?
Go on then.Keep shooting Parrona.
*shoots [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] in the face*
Faulknation
I'll just have to call the dragon in my edict "darling".
DECLARATION OF WAR!SIR!
i dont think you want war with me boy *adjusts black fedora*
Faulknation
*has been dropping the empty desert eagles and pulling out fully loaded ones from nowhere*
I FEEL...!
DED.
good *begins to shoot [nation=short]STOOPID Pootis Heavies[/nation]*
Faulknation
Need a sandvich?
no sandviches *shoots [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]*
im bad with guns arent i?
NO!
Faulknation
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