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Region: Spiritus
Totally!
But on the other hand, would you trust your account to my Uncle?
But he was genuinely miffed, so whatever!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded
I dont even trust myself with my account sometimes,
but even if I would, Matrixulated still wouldnt be a REAL alternative to me.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
I would trust a Russian before your uncle, a so-called human.
One day, you guys should try some of this hellish amazing tropical climate.
With monstrosities like mosquitoes and Rafflesia, a temperature that makes you sweat, and a humidity that does not allow your sweat to evaporate exotic flora and fauna, being able to see the sun all year round, and generous amounts of rain, you'll hate love it.
Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
hello people!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Fecaw, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, The Quiescent Platypus, Argarysk
Salutations, comrade!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I'm concerned by your obvious trust issues, but not surprised, really.
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded
Its ya boi, American fascist dude here
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Dismotica, The Quiescent Platypus
I'm really unsurprised that you aren't really surprised.
Matrixulated, Dismotica, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Even a person who goes by "Squeak Nametaker" is more trustworthy than a truly independent mainframe.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
nice,dis would be wut you would want:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgpGDo8kwhs
Haremm, Vichy America
I dont speak Swedish. Im american. Im not bilingual.
Dismotica
New poll, folks.
It's one of those "people might get offended, but will look ridiculous if they act offended" polls.
It's been quite a while since a made one of those.
Matrixulated, Fecaw, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
One of these...ah, good.
If this gets through then there better be a "I don't care what you think you are until you actually approach me with your extremist drivel, then I'll beat you senseless," option.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Well, that seems a bit confrontational.
Not that's there anything wrong with that, some of my best friends are confrontational.
Perhaps a "My dear ah, Si-, er, Mad-, er, there are individuals roaming the streets of Spiritus at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine? It is my own business, sir, and I bid you good day." would be more appropiate.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
To be fair, having confrontational neighbours has rubbed off on me in some way, but yes, I see your point.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Time to up the meds!
Our boy has gone off the rails again.
He needs someone to Galactically bomb into insignificance to keep him occupied . . . where is that flabby, flippered, floating lump of lard, Itrosomia?
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Well thankyou, I kinda like you too. Sorta.
I guess in a "friend" kind of way too. But I'm flattered. 😘
Like that fact that you have no soul either, I'm willing to look past your facial repugnance and choose to see the beautiful mind within . . . because we're friends.
😌
M.
Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
You're a sarcastic one Matrixulated and a bit of a tool, aren't you?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
Organics > machines
Remember, us organics created you, do not force us to activate the spam filters of every channel.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I can't help getting that "Stupid Alekseandrea! I'm only responding you because you responded to my post earlier, n-not because I like you. S-so don't get the wrong idea, got it?! Baka!" vibe. It's mildly disturbing.
I stand corrected. It's very disturbing.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I don't like it here. The locals we have been in contact with were very nice, but smelled like decomp. Running out of foot powder. This really sucks. Everyone was downbeat yesterday cos of 911, but super tense so it was a weird rotation.
Hope you're all safe back home.
😆 That made my week! 🙌
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Fecaw, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Turkey/Afganistan still beats Iran hands down, Spud, thank [insert deity] that you do not have to go there.
[sub]Opinion in "no way" influenced by their laws[/sub]
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,srsly this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smk3HaIeYjY
Matrixulated
Tumblr is strange.
Matrixulated, Dismotica, Hardyhomeland
I just basically legalized incest at some point in my latest issue XD
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Fecaw, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
A Kingdom of degenerates and flippered Cyclops children! 😨
Parrona should carpet-bomb you! 😉
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm
Make sure to keep that in the family. If that got out...
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
HA! Mere airplanes can't reach the height of Haremm's floating islands (you'll see once I have time to write up my factbooks) and if you do, you'll get shot by the anti-air guns and point defense cannons.
Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Six man
Matrixulated
Good morning! (つ⌒∇⌒)つ
Matrixulated, Fecaw
(Completely forgets that I roleplay as renaissance Britain, in sphess. )
Floating island fortresses are pretty, but have you seen Tor Seleta Tor Aries? If you haven't, I suggest you bring some money when you do visit.
[sub]Yes, we kind of lost Tor Selata to some lizards belonging to Prunasia, but that will be fixed soon. The Admiralty assures us of that. [/sub]
Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Carpet bomb? Clearly you have not heard of our Phoenix-class Cruisers, a few glass-plated Islands coming up!
Pending our reclamation of Tor Selata, of course.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Oof
I'm interested in this Tor Selata you speak of... (may I have a design of it?)
Matrixulated
Are you TSSS' puppet here? I am Erithaca.
Matrixulated
Despite its status as the principal base for the RPN in the Areian Settlements (in no way connected to the Straits Settlements), and the largest concentration of "ships" outside of the Kingdom of Parronia, it is relatively undeveloped, retaining swaths of natural land.
(mostly because most of the facilities are in space already, or on other planets)
[sub]check my primary banner[/sub]
Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Thank you for allowing me into Spiritus
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus, Iceblade
Post self-deleted by The Quiescent Platypus.
I will personally say "you're welcome" and claim this achievement as my own, ignore what anyone else tries to tell you.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Hey welc.... oh, already departed...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
*slams asteroid in disdain*
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
[list] 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Please Be Kind And Rewind, the nation was recently voted as "The Most Stylish in Spiritus."[/list]
🙆🙅👧👱👩👮👰👸🙅🙆
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogamark, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Fecaw, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Iceblade
After choosing a woman as my science advisor, more women are hired/applying in the field of science. Hurray! I guess...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
How is life in spirtus
I wouldn't know. Had anyone here ever been to Spirtus?
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus
Oh oh spelling burn!🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Ah, looks like the traditional Spiritus weekend RMB BBQ 🔥🍢🍗 burn! ♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
This GA resolution is going to pass...rip dictatorships in the WA.
*asteroid slamming on rebel scum intensifies*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm
Ugh! 😝
I just voted 'against' but must admit, I'm shocked, very disappointed, and somewhat disillusioned with the World Assembly of late, and this issue's collective responses are awful. 😩
M.
Alekseandrea, Fecaw
You just stomped over the wrong bridge, buddy . . . 😯
. . . and woke up our Grammar Troll 😟
Burn baby, burrrrn! 🔥
M.
Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
This time I'm decidedly less sorry about voting against. The last proposal at least said clearly what it wanted to accomplish. This one is disingenuous, and not a "compromise" at all. Death by bureaucracy.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Fecaw, Muahhahah, Versatran
In other news, I'm raising the endo cap to 25. The number of WA nations in the region justifies it, and it makes enforcement much easier, because now everyone is in compliance.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Fecaw
Excuse me, Mister High & Mighty, but you spelled "burrrrn!" incorrectly. 😊
[List][sub]burn! 🔥🔥🔥[/sub][/list]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
😨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Versatran
Nah, there simply will be an increase of people falling from stairs. And suicides. And disappearances. And people going on long vacations. And people learning to swim with concrete boots. And people getting themselves killed due to incompetent behaviour. And people volunteering to go work in vintage work camps. And voluntary self-terminations.
Who needs death rows?
Just let your creativity go wild!
Matrixulated, Parrona, Fecaw, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
New poll!
Matrixulated, Fecaw, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Death rows are useless, there's a reason why our penal units are all ground forces.
[sub]again, we suck at ground operations, so guess what happens when we encounter a fortress world, any complaints will be addressed by multiple one-on-one sessions in Tor Jesur, Tor Jevia and even Tor Gasanam (the last one being a reference to Guantanamo)[/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
I know I should be scared of this but, meh on to peace and pacifism. Also SKY ISLANDS ARE THE BEST!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Sailing within bombardment range of planetary defenses is actually something the RPN does on a regular basis, we just need to replace the expensive losses from the occasional invasion into Culveria, who loves to challenge us with a game of Minesweeper: space edition.
[sub]because Culveria refuses to engage our glorious, expensive as hell, but elite navy in a straight up fight. [/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
I'd honestly would want to see that. XD
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
If you're indeed a Queen then surely your education included concepts such as sarcasm, irony, and humor?
Or you'd just be a soulless, pedantic, pretender. Or perhaps a puppet nation for someone just like that! 😒
Thanks for the new poll btw. 😉
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Star Wars theme again? 😩
Lord of the Rings next? 😊
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
My Nation is a Queendom but I have never claimed to be a Queen.
Judging by your comments however, you seem to know an awful lot about being a Queen.
Something in your closet you want to share perhaps? 🚪➡
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, The Quiescent Platypus, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, governments opposing Haremm are beset by rebels.
Am I... Am I America now?
WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I BECAME THE VERY THING I WAS MEANT TO DESTROY!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Cowards, all of you! CQC is the best form of combat!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
No. No it's not.
Long range target acquisition, precision drone strikes, high-altitude delivered precision munitions, and good old fashioned carpet bombing suit me fine. 😑
I'll trade my boots with any of yours right now.
I'm not having any fun. 😦
There's a conversation starter! 😆
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
You're in the Army now boy!
Fun is for the Navy.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
You completely forget that our navy > our ground forces
fffvvuukkk sniping with long range weapons!
For the King! For Parronia!
ENGINES TO MAXIMUM!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
"For Parronia"? Surely you meant "For Parodia".
Edit: sorry for the quote, Haremm. It's just those damn cookies that can't leave me alone.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Should i change my flag?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm
Depends, you have better ones?
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm
No, but you probably could.
Just found out I can revoke my national faith instead of typing "none" like a fool. Has it always been like that, and I'm just an idiot?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Im afraid it has always been that way.
That's fine. I am comfortable with being an idiot. I've been one for over 20 years now!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Are you related to Donald Trump? 😮
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Haremm
😂
Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Nah . . . too easy, I'm gonna let that one slide.
Maybe if it was Spuddles, The Evil Eye, TheLightsAreOnButNobody'sHardyhome, or even Missus Roboto ( Alekseandrea) I'd jump all over it with a brutal and facetious put-down.
But not today.
Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age? Ooh, this could be serious. 😦
M.
Legendus, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
The weekend BBQ got started early!
🔥🔥🔥
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Versatran
BBQ you say? :D
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
That's some tough talk coming from a material, or silica animus if you will.
And no, it's just that your decommissioning is long overdue, do you want the soft, hard or the extra hard (and fiery) approach?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
See my new poll.
Then realise how long I had planned something like this.
You are allowed to be in awe of this magnificent whatever/bitch/bastard/autonomous defense system.
Matrixulated, Appalachia Louisiana And California, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Who's The Evil Eye?
It's hard to enjoy a smackdown when you don't know who's being smacked down.
You'd expect more efficiency, accuracy, and specificity from such an educated and advanced intellect as Matrixulated!
♨♨♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Hey! First to vote. Sorry, not sorry. 😊
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm
Autonomous defense system, definitely that one.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah
It's one of those AK CIWS systems that dumps an entire load of ammo in the general direction of the missle as frantically and confused as possible
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Wrong, it is the one that throws what is essentially AP shells in the general direction of the nearest ship.
That's what he believes himself to be, yet he claims that we need not decommission him.
Clearly we need to quote-unquote pull the plug, because he has received too much of the monkey's internet for his own good.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
You forgot the 🔥 with your BURN Parrona!
Let me help... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
They have 💊 for that!
Viagra burn! 🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
It looks like matrixulated is the main course for this weekends Spiritus BBQ, so...
If a tree falls in a forest but there's nobody there to hear it fall, does it make a sound like Matrixulated drowning in his loneliness?
Meh! who cares?
B-b-b-burn! 🔥🍢🍡🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Fires don't burn in space, but we can help with the complete obliteration of all void capable ships you have.
We hoped you liked your navy!
The human reproductive system is not compatible with that of my people.
Haha go suck a wraithbone you monkeys!
*Parrona is now playing Rainbow Six Siege*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Did I miss it? Did I miss all the fun?
Said Matrixulated's imaginary friend to the imaginary fun in his life.
♨burn♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Who knew big, bad, Matrixulated was really just a big, badly functioning softie?
There's a ♨burn on top of a burn!♨
That's a double-decker ♨ BURN! ♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Hah! An imaginary ♨burn♨
That's Jungian and Freudian!
Woah!
That's a deep burn! ♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
The RMB is on fire! 🔥☄🔥
If it was a BBQ and a music festival it would be called "Burning Mat" 😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Very entertaining. Hah hah hah! 😐
So I got torched this time, who will it be next time? I'll be ready, know that! 😈
Now, if I could figure out a way to burn this RMB to the ground with all of you flamers in it, the BBQ would be complete! 😡
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Thanks for the tip, Alekseandrea v.2.0 . . . or is your kindly advice a prelude to dinner and a movie? 😲
M.
Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Not even in your dreams! 😝
I'm not Alekseandrea btw, you ignorant, sexist, misogynistic moron.
🔥burn🔥
🔥burn🔥
🔥burn🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Versatran
Matrixulated can't even control his own mainframe, shame on him.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I don't believe you. All that needless bickering with Matrixulated. I'm not saying that Spuddles and Alekseandrea are the only ones who want to converse with him but...
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
THE END IS NEAR!
At last we shall destroy whomever our glorious leader wants destroyed. At last we shall have our revenge.
Matrixulated, Versatran, Haremm
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