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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:PUTAIN!

ITS THE GODDAMNED GERMANS

*considers myself a German country*

....

*slowly backs away*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:CYOKA BLYET

AND THE COMMIES??

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:What?

Zee Germans?

You had two hunting trips to bag 'zee Germans' Mister OGG, sir.

It's like with Pokemon, Grandpa, you gotta get 'em all!!

ARGH, BRING ME MY SHOTGUN.

Ustrabrona wrote:*considers myself a German country*

....

*slowly backs away*

GET EM!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

Uh oh, war in Europe again.

No, wait, it's war ON Europe.

Yes, I do believe OGG is going hunting again with Froggies, Commies, and the Krauts all on the menu!

Hmmmm Europe . . . that's a mighty big lawn.

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:I should just have a "potato option for study spud" option in each poll. :P

:P

"Who is more potatriotic," would be a nice poll.

Spudly spudd, me maybe, and other potato related nations in it.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Elegischen

*blinks sleepily*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

My thoughts on the U.S.A. election: They both pretty much suck, so can we all just stop talking about it and get through this together? Anyone else think this?

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion, Elegischen

Eurotranrussialvanermany wrote:My thoughts on the U.S.A. election: They both pretty much suck, so can we all just stop talking about it and get through this together? Anyone else think this?

Same.

Matrixulated, Potatogion

Eurotranrussialvanermany wrote:My thoughts on the U.S.A. election: They both pretty much suck, so can we all just stop talking about it and get through this together? Anyone else think this?

Your point would be better illustrated by not posting about the American elections.

Just saying.

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:AND THE COMMIES??

ARGH, BRING ME MY SHOTGUN.

GET EM!

You can't make those the commie nazi nobles disappear.

Otherwise Holywood would have a acute lack of evil people.

The American sense of superiority is at stake.

It would be a shame if they realised they're braindead zombies paying for low-quality entertainment, wouldn't it?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Alekseandrea wrote:You can't make those the commie nazi nobles disappear.

Otherwise Holywood would have a acute lack of evil people.

The American sense of superiority is at stake.

It would be a shame if they realised they're braindead zombies paying for low-quality entertainment, wouldn't it?

That is a valid point!

Don't mow-down the whole lawn, Grandpa!

Put a cap on the carnage.

Think of the children.

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:"Who is more potatriotic," would be a nice poll.

Spudly spudd, me maybe, and other potato related nations in it.

It's STUDLY SPUD dammit!!

Read my name....Read it!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Say my name....Say it!

S T U D L Y

S P U D

*mic-drop*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Matrixulated wrote:That is a valid point!

Don't mow-down the whole lawn, Grandpa!

Put a cap on the carnage.

Think of the children.

M.

*Umm....yah, you do know OGG is really old and has bad eyesight, right?*

Noooooooooo!

Don't do it Grandpa!

Don't cap the children....think of the carnage!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

*crashes into the earth leaving a huge crater with me barely conscious in the middle of it*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Potatogion

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Is «shush» even a real word?

why yes, yes it is

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion

*had gotten the pieces of me that had escaped and slowly stands recovering from the fall*

The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Potatogion

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:It's STUDLY SPUD dammit!!

Read my name....Read it!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Say my name....Say it!

S T U D L Y

S P U D

*mic-drop*

Sorry spudy.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

puggly spud

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

<img src="http://cdn4.designbyhumans.com/product/design/u803002/pr107754-2-1794530-640x640-b-p-0084B5.jpg" alt="Image result for pugtato"/>

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion

Spoody scud

The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Scuduly Spood

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

*chuckles*

Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

*cough*Scudooly Spoode*cough*

The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

is anyone going to stop this crazy old man? if none will i shall, i shall strike at his weakness, shotguns and his lawn

Matrixulated

OMG. This issue has me spoilt for choice :D

http://i.imgur.com/PJsMHHv.jpg

May the name and essence of POTATA live long and joyous

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Bactuxenland wrote:What should I do?

what do you mean?

Bactuxenland wrote:What should I do?

Forcefully bring democracy to the commies.

Matrixulated

democracy is overated, communism is horrible but democracy isnt necessarily the right choice either

DEMOCRACY FOR ALL! 'MURICA!

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:DEMOCRACY FOR ALL! 'MURICA!

your a kingdom. stop talking

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:your a kingdom. stop talking

Who says.

Atleast I'm united.

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:your a kingdom. stop talking

What are you talking about I'm obviously a democratic republic.

Russinadia wrote:What are you talking about I'm obviously a democratic republic.

but you're also partly russian...

about half of the deaths in my country are heart disease...what do

Faulknation wrote:but you're also partly russian...

How dare you assume I have any correlation to that country that I have so obviously not heard of. I created my name completely from scratch and any resemblance to real or fake countries is completely coincidental. I am completely and utterly and ironically appalled that you would even say such a thing.

Faulknation wrote:about half of the deaths in my country are heart disease...what do

Improve healthcare and your environment.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:How dare you assume I have any correlation to that country that I have so obviously not heard of. I created my name completely from scratch and any resemblance to real or fake countries is completely coincidental. I am completely and utterly and ironically appalled that you would even say such a thing. Improve healthcare and your environment.

No way for my enviroment.

Do it for your precious Eagles.

Russinadia wrote:Do it for your precious Eagles.

i agree with russinadia, it isnt wise to have a horrible environment, think, it wouldnt be good for your military or any other group if they developed breathing problems, bad environment means more polution which means more health concerns

Culveria wrote:i agree with russinadia, it isnt wise to have a horrible environment, think, it wouldnt be good for your military or any other group if they developed breathing problems, bad environment means more polution which means more health concerns

Or maybe the population would become adapted to the harsh conditions and they would become superhuman. If they were ever attacked it would be like Germany attacking Russia in WWII. If this was the case though, it would take thousands if not millions of years to become adapted. So long story short, you can become super strong if you just tougher it out but you are probably going to die.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Do it for your precious Eagles.

Environment doesn't matter. Especially when there is money to be had.

Nofreemen wrote:Environment doesn't matter. Especially when there is money to be had.

Yes... Air is such a trivial thing, so easy to live without...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Culveria wrote:*crashes into the earth leaving a huge crater with me barely conscious in the middle of it*

Wait . . . that scenario . . . has an eerily familiar feeling . . .

Spaceship crashing . . . control . . . ooooh I feel dizzy . . .

*thud*

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:<img src="http://cdn4.designbyhumans.com/product/design/u803002/pr107754-2-1794530-640x640-b-p-0084B5.jpg" alt="Image result for pugtato"/>

roflmfao !!!

M.

Cyrtes wrote:Yes... Air is such a trivial thing, so easy to live without...

Who in their right mind would even think about breathing air. It's so gross, and you have no idea what kinds of things could be in it. There is oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen! All I want to breath is pure, unadulterated argon. A nice big gulp of argon in the morning to get me through the day.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

EVERYONE READ AND FOLLOW THE MESSAGE THAT GUY SENT YOU!! He is very cakey and cool. Also, he is definitely not me.

Matrixulated

I bull dozed a rainforest for uranium

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

What wonderful people you are

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

I'm nuking Brasilistan

Matrixulated

Blitze wrote:EVERYONE READ AND FOLLOW THE MESSAGE THAT GUY SENT YOU!! He is very cakey and cool. Also, he is definitely not me.

The potato is a lie.

Matrixulated, Blitze

... The chat has EXPLODED since a week! What have you people been posting?!

Matrixulated, Radical Rights Of The People

The Will Of D wrote:The potato is a lie.

POTATOES ARE TRUTH AND LOVE! POTATOES REPRESENT FREEDOM AND LOVE(don't mind that I am number one in the region for authoritarianism)!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:POTATOES ARE TRUTH AND LOVE! POTATOES REPRESENT FREEDOM AND LOVE(don't mind that I am number one in the region for authoritarianism)!

when i downloaded PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator, i expected it to be about a potato farm.

i was wrong.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

The Survivors Of California wrote:... The chat has EXPLODED since a week! What have you people been posting?!

5% Miscellaneous

95% Potatoes

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

Elegischen wrote:5% Miscellaneous

95% Potatoes

Let's lower that down to 1% miscellaneous and 99% potatoes. Or even 100% potatoes! The fields the limit, let's go full potato!

Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

*waves hand in front of Matrixulated*

You remember nothing! Spiritus is only a happy land full of potatoes! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:*waves hand in front of Matrixulated*

You remember nothing! Spiritus is only a happy land full of potatoes! :D

"What else would it be?

A crapsacharine world ruled by an alien overlord who crushes any opposition with his magnificent bastardry?

Of course not! The idea alone is preposterous!"

Outside Salaxalans' earshot:

"And true..."

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:*waves hand in front of Matrixulated*

You remember nothing! Spiritus is only a happy land full of potatoes! :D

Stealing [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]'s moves huh?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:You can't make those the commie nazi nobles disappear.

Otherwise Holywood would have a acute lack of evil people.

The American sense of superiority is at stake.

It would be a shame if they realised they're braindead zombies paying for low-quality entertainment, wouldn't it?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:*Umm....yah, you do know OGG is really old and has bad eyesight, right?*

Noooooooooo!

Don't do it Grandpa!

Don't cap the children....think of the carnage!

*GUNS DOWN EVERYTHING IN A 50 MILE RADIUS*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:POTATOES ARE TRUTH AND LOVE! POTATOES REPRESENT FREEDOM AND LOVE(don't mind that I am number one in the region for authoritarianism)!

you know potatos are related to a extremely deadly plant, its called a deathbell

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

and can be deadly if you get the right kind and dont tell your guests

*sits nonchalantly as several of my dinner guests drop dead in there seats*

Faulknation

I thought it was the nightshade that is related to potatoes. Deathbells are in the wonderful world of tamriel. Either way you shouldn't get on the bad side of a potato, or they will call over their deadly cousin named Borg.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

nightshade and deathbell are both related to potatos i think *stands up from my seat and walks up to potatogion* its good to see another that is familiar with tamriel

I spent many a year traveling across tamriel. From the plains of daggerfall to the harsh tundra of skyrim, barely anything has not been explored by me. Maybe soon I shall continue my adventures in the swamps of argoniaÂ…maybe someday.

yes im always there it is a wonderful place, im known there too, but they know me not as Draconos

They know me by many names: Potatoman and Garlod to name a few. Maybe I shall go back there sometime and have a look. Maybe I will use magical powers to turn dragons into trains and to shoot powerful world destroying magic.

Matrixulated

*chuckles* there i am known as Akatosh

Amazing, sometimes I have been called Dagon, but I do not know whyÂ

mehrunes dagon *chuckles* i believe i have something of yours *pulls out mehrunes razor* but i intend on keeping it, but i think theyre just confusing you with him

Maybe they were. They might have been confusing me with Dagon because of the power I obtained from a magical place called Nexus.

*nods* that would make sense, seeing as how destructive you are

Destruction is always fun. Especially when you can recreate the th world within a second.

*walks out to get pizza*

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Nofreemen wrote:Who in their right mind would even think about breathing air. It's so gross, and you have no idea what kinds of things could be in it. There is oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen! All I want to breath is pure, unadulterated argon. A nice big gulp of argon in the morning to get me through the day.

Ah yes... Even if you would be able to survive without oxygen longer than circa three minutes, how do you suppose to get the argon out of your system? By standing on your head? It's heavier than air, you know...

Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Hai hai

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Ah yes... Even if you would be able to survive without oxygen longer than circa three minutes, how do you suppose to get the argon out of your system? By standing on your head? It's heavier than air, you know...

Why would you ever need to get the argon out of your system? The argon works just like oxygen, just it has a fun little smell to it and it brings a nice tingling in your brain.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

you humans are going to die

Alekseandrea

But not from argon poisoning.

Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Argon? Do you have a death wish? XD

Imperial Fandom wrote:Argon? Do you have a death wish? XD

I've been breathing it for years and look at me, I'm fine. Obviously everyone else is just cowards and commies.

Laughing Buddha

Nofreemen wrote:I've been breathing it for years and look at me, I'm fine. Obviously everyone else is just cowards and commies.

Clearly... XD

Laughing Buddha

Who even needs to breath. I shed my leaves years ago, and I have not breathed ever since.

*sighs* humans used to be such an intelligent race

Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:*sighs* humans used to be such an intelligent race

POTATO MASTER RACE!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Also did anyone notice we have two grandpas here? One of them just got here. Welcome Angry Grandpas.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Potatogion wrote:POTATO MASTER RACE!!

potatos cant even move, theyre an even worse race, i think the best races ive seen were in the times of tamriel and the daedra

Potatogion wrote:Also did anyone notice we have two grandpas here? One of them just got here. Welcome Angry Grandpas.

hello

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

what the? two?!?!

Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:potatos cant even move, theyre an even worse race, i think the best races ive seen were in the times of tamriel and the daedra

TIME TO INITIATE THE SECOND HOLOCAUST! AGAINST THE DAMNED DAEDRA. BANISH DAEDRA TIIIIIME!

Alekseandrea, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:*walks out to get pizza*

If there is no potato on that, I will burn you as a traitor

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Angry Grandpas

Potatogion wrote:TIME TO INITIATE THE SECOND HOLOCAUST! AGAINST THE DAMNED DAEDRA. BANISH DAEDRA TIIIIIME!

first off, daedra cant be permenantly killed

The Great Potato Empire wrote:If there is no potato on that, I will burn you as a traitor

second, ill eat what i wish

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

They can be constantly banished and tortured.

yes but that is cruel and there daedric lords would avenge them and return the torment to the tormentors

Angry Grandpas, may I perchance camp on your lawn as well? And swim in any ponds available? Without tapeworms? (This request also counts for The Grumpy Grandpa, of course.)

(:

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:yes im always there it is a wonderful place, im known there too, but they know me not as Draconos

I am known as the Faulkanator...I'm not all that special

Culveria wrote:*sighs* humans used to be such an intelligent race

That has gone downhill very quickly within this last decade or so

Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Angry Grandpas, may I perchance camp on your lawn as well? And swim in any ponds available? Without tapeworms? (This request also counts for The Grumpy Grandpa, of course.)

(:

as far as angry grandpas goes, I know him personally and while he would probably let you go on his lawn. I definitely wouldn't want to

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

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