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Just feel the need to inform the poll that the actual chances of us having an embassy with Osiris are exactly 0.0% <.<

They're not exactly the friendliest sack of potatoes over there, and it's led to some real grumpy Osiran attitudes towards us and a lot of other places.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tim-Opolis wrote:Just feel the need to inform the poll that the actual chances of us having an embassy with Osiris are exactly 0.0% <.<

They're not exactly the friendliest sack of potatoes over there, and it's led to some real grumpy Osiran attitudes towards us and a lot of other places.

Yeah, I know this...

...and I note two nations have come from Osiris to us, to vote for an Osiran embassy.

[sub]One nation also arrived from the Pacific to vote for the Pacific.[/sub]

▪ This poll is essentially an exercise in ascertaining the desirability of peace and reconciliation, and how open people are to it, whilst also allowing us to see whether these other regions are watching, because (as it has) it can draw out those with potential missions of diplomacy/espionage.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yeah, I know this...

...and I note two nations have come from Osiris to us, to vote for an Osiran embassy.

[sub]One nation also arrived from the Pacific to vote for the Pacific.[/sub]

▪ This poll is essentially an exercise in ascertaining the desirability of peace and reconciliation, and how open people are to it, whilst also allowing us to see whether these other regions are watching, because (as it has) it can draw out those with potential missions of diplomacy/espionage.

Ah, the traditional tactic of moving to a region so you can interfere on their voting.

Love how it always never works.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yeah, I know this...

...and I note two nations have come from Osiris to us, to vote for an Osiran embassy.

[sub]One nation also arrived from the Pacific to vote for the Pacific.[/sub]

▪ This poll is essentially an exercise in ascertaining the desirability of peace and reconciliation, and how open people are to it, whilst also allowing us to see whether these other regions are watching, because (as it has) it can draw out those with potential missions of diplomacy/espionage.

Peace? When we need the occasionally nuclear war to make everything cool down?

I suggest we make a book of grudges, so we know who to target for the next nuclear conflict.

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Ah, the traditional tactic of moving to a region so you can interfere on their voting.

Love how it always never works.

If he did, he sure stuck around for a LOOOONG time.

Truly his plot must be of biblical proportions.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Peace? When we need the occasionally nuclear war to make everything cool down?

I suggest we make a book of grudges, so we know who to target for the next nuclear conflict.

If he did, he sure stuck around for a LOOOONG time.

Truly his plot must be of biblical proportions.

Can we please do the list, I REALLY want to nuke people.btw when does the nuclear conflict happen, I forgot

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rhinononon wrote:Can we please do the list, I REALLY want to nuke people.btw when does the nuclear conflict happen, I forgot

I DECLARE FIRST PERSON TO BE ADDED IS HE-MAN. NYEH!!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Rhinononon wrote:Can we please do the list, I REALLY want to nuke people.btw when does the nuclear conflict happen, I forgot

Well they have already done it twice and the site programmers are lazy.

So soon?

We can only hope.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

I just thought of this joke and all my no-internet friends are gone currently, and I want to try it out.

So two whales are in a bar and one says to the other,

“OOOOOOwwwwwOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOWWWWWWwwwOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOWWWWWWwwwOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOWWWWWWwwwOOOOO!“

So the other whale says, “Go home Tim, you’re drunk.”

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Alekseandrea wrote:If he did, he sure stuck around for a LOOOONG time.

Truly his plot must be of biblical proportions.

Like any good poll-sniper, he's taking his time.

Skeletorlandia wrote:I DECLARE FIRST PERSON TO BE ADDED IS HE-MAN. NYEH!!!!

I dunno, man... Guy got Dolph Lundgren to play him at a movie and drive a pink Cadillac. I'm pretty sure adding him to the list would be a merciful act.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*plays Warhammer 40k with a friend*

*notices how most of his army is literally Slaaneshi-themed and how he is still single*

I see what you did there...and I now know why you are never free during the weekends...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Well they have already done it twice and the site programmers are lazy.

So soon?

We can only hope.

YES, I WANT TO NUKE EM ALL

Alekseandrea, Parrona

Regional SnActivity:-

▪ 15 hours ago: Statens ceased to exist in Spiritus.

- Almost as notable as the passing of the great Rogue Lumberjacks...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

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Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Ah, the traditional tactic of moving to a region so you can interfere on their voting.

Love how it always never works.

True, but such activity still proves useful to the host region; allowing us to ascertain the strength of desire from the other regions for change...

Alekseandrea wrote:If he did, he sure stuck around for a LOOOONG time.

Truly his plot must be of biblical proportions.

I believe you are labouring under a misunderstanding or false impression - It is not I that seeks to interfere in our regions voting (well ok, sometimes I do when the subject matter is less important!), but the nations that have moved from the Pacific and Osiris since this poll was published show their intention to do so on a small (and perfectly legal/acceptable) scale...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

I believe you are labouring under a misunderstanding or false impression - It is not I that seeks to interfere in our regions voting (well ok, sometimes I do when the subject matter is less important!), but the nations that have moved from the Pacific and Osiris since this poll was published show their intention to do so on a small (and perfectly legal/acceptable) scale...

Well, that's exactly what a quisling would say...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:True, but such activity still proves useful to the host region; allowing us to ascertain the strength of desire from the other regions for change...

Oh, true.

Though what I've got from experience was that there were this modicum of people that really liked to mess around with other people's polls.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Regional SnActivity:-

▪ 15 hours ago: Statens ceased to exist in Spiritus.

- Almost as notable as the passing of the great Rogue Lumberjacks...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

:(

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Oh noes....Statens! 😲

Well....

How did he taste, Lord J-Z-J?

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia

What does this say about the personalities, character, and national identity of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud?

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Nudity

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Rudeness

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Beverage Sales

#2 ranked in Spiritus - Crime

#3 ranked in Spiritus - Weaponization

Naked, in your face, beer in hand, ready to rumble, and armed for the job!

Hot potatoes indeed! 😈

Huzzah!

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:What does this say about the personalities, character, and national identity of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud?

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Nudity

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Rudeness

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Beverage Sales

#2 ranked in Spiritus - Crime

#3 ranked in Spiritus - Weaponization

Naked, in your face, beer in hand, ready to rumble, and armed for the job!

Hot potatoes indeed! 😈

Huzzah!

For some reason the word "compensating" comed to mind.

Are you trying to impress someone?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Welcome to both United Empirez and Doki Doki Literate Club! Hope you folks enjoy your stay in Spiritus :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:What does this say about the personalities, character, and national identity of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud?

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Nudity

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Rudeness

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Beverage Sales

#2 ranked in Spiritus - Crime

#3 ranked in Spiritus - Weaponization

Naked, in your face, beer in hand, ready to rumble, and armed for the job!

Hot potatoes indeed! 😈

Huzzah!

What does this say about your character, you ask? Well, it says that I should carry out an Exterminatus on your planet, and, since your heresy is too much, we might need to carry out multiple Exterminatus on your planet.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:What does this say about your character, you ask? Well, it says that I should carry out an Exterminatus on your planet, and, since your heresy is too much, we might need to carry out multiple Exterminatus on your planet.

NO, such younglings as the Studly Spud is, are under my protection!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:NO, such younglings as the Studly Spud is, are under my protection!

*opens up console command*

*types in; #CrisisEvent-0003@tag<Ent3612Cap>*

There, time to enjoy the show...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

If you haven't already, I, [nation=short+noflag]Mzeusia[/nation] urge you to vote to Liberate Westphalia. Thank you for your ears and your time.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:What does this say about your character, you ask?

It says that they're good to put a fork on, given how hot they are.

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Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:It says that they're good to put a fork on, given how hot they are.

Terrorist!

May the Holy Tuber root your evil from this world before the full force of the Zombi-Horde devours your bones!

And....

Huzzah!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:NO, such younglings as the Studly Spud is, are under my protection!

😰

*checks self for garlic butter*

😓

*checks proximity for garlic*

😥

Huzzah!

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It is 28 days until April 1st...

28 days until April Fools Day...

28 days until Easter Sunday...

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The Water bill is the WA is a hard one, I'm worried it will affect my manufacturing and industry but if I vote no it is unhumanitarian and bad for my people

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rhinononon wrote:Pretty darn good, how about yourself

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:What does this say about the personalities, character, and national identity of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud?

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Nudity

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Rudeness

#1 ranked in Spiritus - Beverage Sales

#2 ranked in Spiritus - Crime

#3 ranked in Spiritus - Weaponization

Naked, in your face, beer in hand, ready to rumble, and armed for the job!

Hot potatoes indeed! 😈

Huzzah!

It says you're a frat-house nation of beer-bonging, beer-ponging, under-aged binge-drinking Muppets running around with sharp scissors!

Idiota!

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:It says you're a frat-house nation of beer-bonging, beer-ponging, under-aged binge-drinking Muppets running around with sharp scissors!

Idiota!

M.

Nah, JZJ is supervising him, nothing can go wro...oh, um...JZJ, what are you doing with that, and why does it smell so familiar to escago...oh.

*presses Ctrl+F9*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rhinononon wrote:The Water bill is the WA is a hard one, I'm worried it will affect my manufacturing and industry but if I vote no it is unhumanitarian and bad for my people

You see it wrong.

The WA dictates the minimal requirements for WA nations.

You can still take better care of your people.

The real question here is: "Do you wish to be a sheep or a wolf?" Wolves stick it to the man, the WA goons. Sheep don't.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rhinononon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:You see it wrong.

The WA dictates the minimal requirements for WA nations.

You can still take better care of your people.

The real question here is: "Do you wish to be a sheep or a wolf?" Wolves stick it to the man, the WA goons. Sheep don't.

Yes, in theory a good idea, but I'm worried about implementation, and think I can do a better job, without WA oversight on the matter - That's why I voted against...

Matrixulated, Rhinononon, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:You see it wrong.

The WA dictates the minimal requirements for WA nations.

You can still take better care of your people.

The real question here is: "Do you wish to be a sheep or a wolf?" Wolves stick it to the man, the WA goons. Sheep don't.

Well that makes it really easy

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Terrorist!

May the Holy Tuber root your evil from this world before the full force of the Zombi-Horde devours your bones!

And....

Huzzah!

Look, French Fries... I would like to point out I once beat House of the Dead. I can deal with cliché horde or whatever you call them.

Matrixulated wrote:Idiota!

Oh, hey. Nice Portuguese you got going there, yo.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Terrorist!

May the Holy Tuber root your evil from this world before the full force of the Zombi-Horde devours your bones!

And....

Huzzah!

No keymind flood level sh*t, check.

No tyranid level shenanigans, check.

Alright guys, let us just watch as the planet below burns, and we shall then watch as said planet gets glassed.

Also, I'm not sure if you realised, but, look at Snakkra. Just look.

It is now clear that I've officially entered the gathering storm era.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:No keymind flood level sh*t, check.

No tyranid level shenanigans, check.

Alright guys, let us just watch as the planet below burns, and we shall then watch as said planet gets glassed.

Watch the planet burn?!...

Watch it get glassed?!...

I didn't know you were so soft in your choice of powerful weaponry against formidable foes!

Do you not have weaponry capable of completely obliterating planets🌍, entire star systems ¤ ▪ °.• ☀, or even galaxies?!🌀

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Watch the planet burn?!...

Watch it get glassed?!...

I didn't know you were so soft in your choice of powerful weaponry against formidable foes!

Do you not have weaponry capable of completely obliterating planets🌍, entire star systems ¤ ▪ °.• ☀, or even galaxies?!🌀

If you do can I have them, or maybe just the blueprints

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rhinononon wrote:If you do can I have them, or maybe just the blueprints

MAKE THAT TWO SETS OF BLUEPRINTS.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rhinononon wrote:If you do can I have them, or maybe just the blueprints

Skeletorlandia wrote:MAKE THAT TWO SETS OF BLUEPRINTS.

I presume you've already researched atomic weaponry, orbital weapons platforms, armed military satellites, laser and plasma weaponry, proton-beam technology, supercolider technology, E.M.P. weaponry, "Dreadnought rail gun systems", anti-gravity (and graviton-field manipulation), antimatter bombs, FTL space-travel (including hyperspace/warp field technology, Einstein-Rosen bridge construction, Quantum entanglement, and exotic matter usage), artificial intelligence, self-replicating nanotechnology, D.E.W.'s (Direct Energy Weapons), "Dyson Sphere" construction (and it's smaller-scale varients), Black Hole generation, manipulation, and energy extraction, and "Galactic Core Generators"?!?!

Without knowledge of these things, the plans will prove useless to you...

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Rhinononon wrote:If you do can I have them, or maybe just the blueprints

Fiddles around with a Gameshark.

Yeah?

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I presume you've already researched atomic weaponry, orbital weapons platforms, armed military satellites, laser and plasma weaponry, proton-beam technology, supercolider technology, E.M.P. weaponry, "Dreadnought rail gun systems", anti-gravity (and graviton-field manipulation), antimatter bombs, FTL space-travel (including hyperspace/warp field technology, Einstein-Rosen bridge construction, Quantum entanglement, and exotic matter usage), artificial intelligence, self-replicating nanotechnology, D.E.W.'s (Direct Energy Weapons), "Dyson Sphere" construction (and it's smaller-scale varients), Black Hole generation, manipulation, and energy extraction, and "Galactic Core Generators"?!?!

Without knowledge of these things, the plans will prove useless to you...

Why build a starkiller base, when a death star can do the same for less AND can destroy more in the same timespan?

Besides, we're talking about planets. They have predictable orbits.

A object that has mass, the right trajectory and sufficient velocity should do the job, methinks.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Greetings Spiritus,

I'm your newly-appointed Ambassador from Forest, here to act as your go-between in inter-region matters, and so spread friendship and understanding between our two regions.

Matrixulated, Native Tears, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I presume you've already researched atomic weaponry, orbital weapons platforms, armed military satellites, laser and plasma weaponry, proton-beam technology, supercolider technology, E.M.P. weaponry, "Dreadnought rail gun systems", anti-gravity (and graviton-field manipulation), antimatter bombs, FTL space-travel (including hyperspace/warp field technology, Einstein-Rosen bridge construction, Quantum entanglement, and exotic matter usage), artificial intelligence, self-replicating nanotechnology, D.E.W.'s (Direct Energy Weapons), "Dyson Sphere" construction (and it's smaller-scale varients), Black Hole generation, manipulation, and energy extraction, and "Galactic Core Generators"?!?!

Without knowledge of these things, the plans will prove useless to you...

I have so when can I expect the blueprints

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The New Bluestocking Homeland wrote:Greetings Spiritus,

I'm your newly-appointed Ambassador from Forest, here to act as your go-between in inter-region matters, and so spread friendship and understanding between our two regions.

Tell Zwangzug I said hello.

IVE DONE IT, I have finally made a factbook on the first part on Rhinononons history, and our foreign policy

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Rhinononon wrote:I have so when can I expect the blueprints

If you've already researched these things, you have many options for creating destruction on a planetary, stellar, and galactic scale - You shouldn't need blueprints, because you'd already have them!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Why build a starkiller base, when a death star can do the same for less AND can destroy more in the same timespan?

Besides, we're talking about planets. They have predictable orbits.

A object that has mass, the right trajectory and sufficient velocity should do the job, methinks.

▪ "Death Stars" are very power/fuel intensive...

▪ "Star Killer Bases" (as you call them) can be constructed so that they are powered by the very star it is destroying...

▪ You are quite right about planets - It would be quite simple to destroy them by throwing some asteroid accelerated to light speed at them, but sometimes other methods can be more entertaining...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:▪ "Death Stars" are very power/fuel intensive...

▪ "Star Killer Bases" (as you call them) can be constructed so that they are powered by the very star it is destroying...

▪ You are quite right about planets - It would be quite simple to destroy them by throwing some asteroid accelerated to light speed at them, but sometimes other methods can be more entertaining...

Death stars are better defended and they do not require a suitable star in the neighbourhood to function at their full potential.

You also need to keep your starkiller base operational when they aren't absorbing stars. The sheer increase in size will make maintenance and transport more expensive than any death star could ever hope to be.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Surprised none of you thought of the catapult that shoot nunchucks.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Death stars are better defended and they do not require a suitable star in the neighbourhood to function at their full potential.
This is why my people have constructed many Death Stars; the other more destructive of our capabilities are kept in reserve - This may give new meaning to the phrase; "Many Moons ago", because we started producing such a fleet a long time ago...

Matrixulated

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Surprised none of you thought of the catapult that shoot nunchucks.

Nah, I’m too busy developing my catapult that shoots catapults that shoot frogs with teeth.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This is why my people have constructed many Death Stars; the other more destructive of our capabilities are kept in reserve - This may give new meaning to the phrase; "Many Moons ago", because we started producing such a fleet a long time ago...

Shouldn't you say that the power of a mere battlestation can't compare to the power of the force?

Matrixulated

New poll!

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

This poll hurts

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

As a memelord, I was forced to pick the first option.

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Gaelic Waffle wrote:As a memelord, I was forced to pick the first option.

I aim to please. ;)

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Watch the planet burn?!...

Watch it get glassed?!...

I didn't know you were so soft in your choice of powerful weaponry against formidable foes!

Do you not have weaponry capable of completely obliterating planets🌍, entire star systems ¤ ▪ °.• ☀, or even galaxies?!🌀

Soft? Soft!? Oh wait, yeah, um, the last time I tried that, the humans decided to pull out something called diplomacy, no one won. (f*cking stalemates)

If you want though, I could pull out the Continuum Merger. (the phrase "killing two birds timelines with one stone torpedo" has never been more literal. )

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I am proud to say that I have the least crime in all of Spiritus.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Gaelic Waffle wrote:As a memelord, I was forced to pick the first option.

A solid choice, would've been my second.

Matrixulated

On principle, I refuse to vote for the option with my initials/name on it! - I cannot be pigeon-holed, boxed in, or easy contained within expected and defined parameters...

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🎼Love, love, love🎻

🎶Love, love, love🎻

🎶Love, love, love🎻

There's nothing you can do that can't be done...🎶

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Great British Federation wrote:🎼Love, love, love🎻

🎶Love, love, love🎻

🎶Love, love, love🎻

There's nothing you can do that can't be done...🎶

🎤Nothing you can sing that can't be sung...🎶

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Auztraalia wrote:🎤Nothing you can sing that can't be sung...🎶

🎙Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game - It's easy!🎶

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Animal Farmerica wrote:🎙Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game - It's easy!🎶

📣Nothing you can make that can't be made...🎶

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Eastazia wrote:📣Nothing you can make that can't be made...🎶

No one you can save that can't be saved...🎶

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No one you can save that can't be saved...🎶

🎙Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time - It's easy!🎶

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:🎙Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time - It's easy!🎶

📣All you need is love,🎺🎷🎻 all you need is love🎺🎷🎻

All you need is love, love, love is all you need

All you need is love

All you need is love, love, love is all you need...🎶

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Great British Federation wrote:📣All you need is love,🎺🎷🎻 all you need is love🎺🎷🎻

All you need is love, love, love is all you need

All you need is love

All you need is love, love, love is all you need...🎶

🎙There's nothing you can know that isn't known...🎶

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

Bruddhistan wrote:🎙There's nothing you can know that isn't known...🎶

🎤Nothing you can see that isn't shown...🎶👀

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

Eurasian Alliance wrote:🎤Nothing you can see that isn't shown...🎶👀

🎙There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be - It's easy!...🎶

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🎙There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be - It's easy!...🎶

📻*Seizes control of da music system*🎧

https://youtu.be/CHekNnySAfM

https://youtu.be/vdB-8eLEW8g

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🎙There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be - It's easy!...🎶
📣All you need is love,🎺🎷🎻 all you need is love🎺🎷🎻

All you need is love, love, love is all you need

All you need is love

All you need is love, love, love is all you need...🎶

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Animal Farmerica

Where's Itrosomia singing the Beatles?

He is the Walrus after all, coo-coo ca-choo! 😁

[I]Huzzah[/I]

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Itrosomia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Where's Itrosomia singing the Beatles?

He is the Walrus after all, coo-coo ca-choo! 😁

[I]Huzzah[/I]

See, he wants to hold your hand while singing.

He wants to hold your haaaaaand

He wants to hold your hand

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

🗜I am the egg man🎶

They are the egg men🎶

I am the walrus🎶

Goo goo g'joob🎶

Not the emoji I meant to use but I don the care.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Marli wrote:📻*Seizes control of da music system*🎧

https://youtu.be/CHekNnySAfM

https://youtu.be/vdB-8eLEW8g

https://youtu.be/Qq4j1LtCdww This is love - Poison - Sweet sweet poison XD

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I hope this is the right space-time continuum...

*enters elder space pre-Slaanesh with continuum merger shortly after drunk eldar to slash my face and promptly exits timeline*

*Continuum merger, being a utter d*ck to another timeline, drags 2 timelines together before splitting them, causing any planet in the middle half of the eye of terror be severely defaced*

*this sets off a chain of events in which the massive meta vacuum causes the eye of terror to form and Slaanesh is borned*

TL; DR, I officially screwed over a galaxy, wooo!

5 years later: *upon signing the official Intergalactic Code of Conduct Regarding the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction (space Geneva Convention), the Eakiran Federation extradites a mentally challenged businessmen who claims himself a "stable genius" to the UNE, who would be sent to the penal worlds of the Vulturian Union, for essentially eternity.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:I hope this is the right space-time continuum...

It matters not!

To The Eye of Terror this is all utter Slaanesh!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Hello fellow embassy regions.

(I had no idea we had an embassy here but ok)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Midand wrote:Hello fellow embassy regions.

(I had no idea we had an embassy here but ok)

Hmph!

😒

[I]Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Whoops I haven't said anything for like a week. :P Hi everyone!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Itrosomia

The Salaxalans wrote:Whoops I haven't said anything for like a week. :P Hi everyone!

Who needs to say anything when you're a mind-controlling evil alien overlord with the power of thought manipulation and aggressive telepathy?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Midand wrote:Hello fellow embassy regions.

(I had no idea we had an embassy here but ok)

I kept a few bottles of 5 year old SPIT specially for this occasion!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I kept a few bottles of 5 year old SPIT specially for this occasion!

[I]Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I kept a few bottles of 5 year old SPIT specially for this occasion!

Why did you bother stashing bottles of Jedi-phlegm?

Couldn't your Wholiness just turn some tap water into spit?

Just saying . . . 😕

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Are the people of this region... spirited?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Matrixulated wrote:Who needs to say anything when you're a mind-controlling evil alien overlord with the power of thought manipulation and aggressive telepathy?

M.

Always the evil alien overlord, eh?

This region never changes... thank goodness

...by the way, how are the potato wars coming along? Anybody developed new weaponry?

Ameteurial Outdated Philosophia wrote:Are the people of this region... spirited?

Most certainly, we've had our fair share of Potato Spirits, spiritual potatoes, et cetera.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Why did you bother stashing bottles of Jedi-phlegm?

Couldn't your Wholiness just turn some tap water into spit?

Just saying . . . 😕

M.

Perhaps you are unaware that one of the regional delicacies of The South Pacific is SPIT or S.P.I.T. (South Pacific Iced Tea) - We have our fondness for potatoes, they have SPIT...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Perhaps you are unaware that one of the regional delicacies of The South Pacific is SPIT or S.P.I.T. (South Pacific Iced Tea) - We have our fondness for potatoes, they have SPIT...

How uncivilised.

*cleans monocle*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cyrtes wrote:Always the evil alien overlord, eh?

This region never changes... thank goodness

...by the way, how are the potato wars coming along? Anybody developed new weaponry?

Most certainly, we've had our fair share of Potato Spirits, spiritual potatoes, et cetera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eixJOq-C78M

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:Always the evil alien overlord, eh?

This region never changes... thank goodness

...by the way, how are the potato wars coming along? Anybody developed new weaponry?

Most certainly, we've had our fair share of Potato Spirits, spiritual potatoes, et cetera.

*insert mandatory welcome message*

Fortunately, I think OGG might be sleeping, and as long as I don't see you roaming around his lawn, I won't raise an alarm...

*slides over syringes full of various single celled organisms, with one being labelled "contain host during full moon"*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:*insert mandatory welcome message*

Fortunately, I think OGG might be sleeping, and as long as I don't see you roaming around his lawn, I won't raise an alarm...

*slides over syringes full of various single celled organisms, with one being labelled "contain host during full moon"*

Alright, I won't roam about on OGG's lawn...for now.

*sends a hoard of little pets (also known as the larvae of the Pieridae family or as "cabbageworms") into OGG's garden*

...I can't prohibit them from going there, though. It would be a restriction of their freedom.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:How uncivilised.

*cleans monocle*

Ooh ooh! Mandela Effect!

I don't remember the fake-human entity masquerading as [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] wearing a monocle in this reality!

Slaanesh!

Shenanigans!

She's faaaaaake in any reality!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Cyrtes wrote:Most certainly, we've had our fair share of Potato Spirits, spiritual potatoes, et cetera.

And Studly potatoes, fighting-fit and apparently full of....SPIT?😕😮😉

Huzzah!😄

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I kept a few bottles of 5 year old SPIT specially for this occasion!

Wow I haven't had SPIT for quite a long time...

Midand wrote:Hello fellow embassy regions.

(I had no idea we had an embassy here but ok)

Hi! :P Glad you found us!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Ooh ooh! Mandela Effect!

I don't remember the fake-human entity masquerading as [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] wearing a monocle in this reality!

Slaanesh!

Shenanigans!

She's faaaaaake in any reality!

M.

On the contrary, my dear matrixulated.

*takes of monocle and polishes it again*

*puts monocle back on*

Take a look in the mirror.

*dramatically turns mirror so matrixulated can see his reflection*

[spoiler= Open your eyes and see the horrible truth!]*Matrixulated has no reflection*

It is YOU who are the illusion![/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

I CANT BELEIVE STEVEN HAWKING DIED

Also Happy Pi day.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rhinononon wrote:I CANT BELEIVE STEVEN HAWKING DIED

Also Happy Pi day.

Due to timezones, I'm pretty sure that it is 15th of March here.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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