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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Starts stroking [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]** 💊😍💉

I have seen enough romcoms to know how this will end...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Starkwood, Eudaiimonia

The Salaxalans wrote:What a weird region this is. :P

Makes you proud, hmm?

Matrixulated, Starkwood, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms

I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Starkwood, Vlahoulinistan

The Salaxalans wrote:What a weird region this is. :P

Thank you, that's the nicest thing anybody has said about us all day!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon, Hurpadurp

Eudaiimonia wrote:I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?

One Hawaiian, no cheese, please. Our president is lactose-intolerant.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Eudaiimonia wrote:I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?

Double all meat special, please...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Yes, first in the region in crime! Oh wait....

Matrixulated, Aquilla Epsilon, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon

Pixelpark wrote:Yes, first in the region in crime! Oh wait....

well........that....thats some sort of an achevment.....kinda...lol

Matrixulated, Pixelpark

I'm curious, can my people have illigale fun and smoke and drink at the age of 13? as a reward for making it to teenship. also many have started to make racis jokes, is that OK?

Matrixulated

Eudaiimonia wrote:I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?

ME ME ME ME!

Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Pixelpark wrote:Yes, first in the region in crime! Oh wait....

Thats ok, mines in TOp 1% we take crime sc=riosly as somehting to do .

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Matrixulated wrote:Oops! I put an unintentional 'e' in my 'what' . . . wait, that sounds way worse than the typo itself.

Well, in the Spirit of all science everywhere. . . F*ck it!!!

'E's for everybody! Let's all get mashed off our faces.

WooT !!

WooT !!

M.

Well, us scientists must perscribe to philosophic doubt and all, but Im firmly in the camp that believes:

E=MC^Hammer, not E=4+everybody. I urge you to continue your work and report your findings to the scientific community.

AND iM already a miraculous dancer, dont need any fancy medicine to help me there, you mustve missed my moves from before.. Ever hear of the giraffenado? I invented that style.

*looking smug and pleased with myself*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Starts stroking [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]** 💊😍💉

O_O

First you want to chew on my gluteus maximus, and now this? Stroking??

HELP !! I need an adult!

I'm being groomed . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

Hells Rath wrote:I'm curious, can my people have illigale fun and smoke and drink at the age of 13? as a reward for making it to teenship. also many have started to make racis jokes, is that OK?

Illegal fun? Yes.

Smoke? Yes.

Drink? Yes.

Aged 13? Have you lost your everlasting mind?

Rewards for making it to your teens? What is this, Ancient Sparta? No, no, no, and NO !!

Racist jokes? Never, never, never OK under any circumstances. Ever.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Hello from the The USIA :)

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:What a weird region this is. :P

You're not wrong.

It's awesome though.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Eudaiimonia wrote:I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?

I'd like a Big Mac with fries.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Pixelpark wrote:Yes, first in the region in crime! Oh wait....

I fought the law, the law won.

No, wait, I did.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Matrixulated wrote:O_O

First you want to chew on my gluteus maximus, and now this? Stroking??

HELP !! I need an adult!

I'm being groomed . . .

M.

Not sure I qualify a an adult, but I'll try. First and foremost, quit teasing the zombie horde, no good can come of it. Second, quit provoking them by waving your behind in their faces. Lastly, grow a pair, will you...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

Eudaiimonia wrote:I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?

sorry bro im broke (friend says he will pay).....oh....wellllll....in that case ill take i number 2,7,5,3,another7,and 2, and finnaly a 9

Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

lol.....i just implanted gps in all of my people

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

I just made this and have no idea what anything is

Matrixulated

Foopland wrote:I just made this and have no idea what anything is

Please elaborate.

Is it "I just made this account and I'm also new to nationstates."

Or

"I made an army of killer robots but I forgot to label the buttons in my control room."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Amalgam Of Atoms, Foopland

I made an army of killer robots but I forgot to label the buttons in my control room, sorry for not being very clear

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rest in spaghetti, never forghetti!

Matrixulated

Foopland wrote:I made an army of killer robots but I forgot to label the buttons in my control room, sorry for not being very clear

Disappointing.

If you ever stumble upon the other problem, just click on help and start reading.

It might help.

Matrixulated, Paradise Moon

Hells Rath wrote:I'm curious, can my people have illigale fun and smoke and drink at the age of 13? as a reward for making it to teenship. also many have started to make racis jokes, is that OK?

Hey, you set the rules for your nation, so have fun. As the 2nd ranking nation in the region for drug use and a high nudity index with children gambling their lunch money, I can't see anything wrong with your list...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Hey, you set the rules for your nation, so have fun. As the 2nd ranking nation in the region for drug use and a high nudity index with children gambling their lunch money, I can't see anything wrong with your list...

What could possibly go wrong?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Neo-Sciencifica, Eudaiimonia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFPa-M6Ssk

Matrixulated

Meanwhile Abkhenazia bar-coded all of it's citizens and currently tracks them so that they "don't get lost in the woods." The phone taps are fun too.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Alekseandrea wrote:What could possibly go wrong?

So far, so good. Follow me, you lemmings

Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Abkhenazia wrote:Meanwhile Abkhenazia bar-coded all of it's citizens and currently tracks them so that they "don't get lost in the woods." The phone taps are fun too.

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

Incidentally, the Armed Republic of Abkhenazia is located on the North Pole.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Paradise Moon wrote:He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

Incidentally, the Armed Republic of Abkhenazia is located on the North Pole.

Now you've got it! Everyone sing!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

An enterprising Alekseandrean citizen has begun manufacturing matryoshka dolls of legendary pop star Jack Michaelson without his permission. In response, his management company has been spectacularly persistent in demanding royalties from the dolls' sales. Contract lawyers, dressed as zombies and petitioning with uncanny rhythm, are camped around the clock outside of the capitol. Tired of the incessant pop music, you have sat down to negotiate a solution.

...

...

...

Jedi Zombie Jesus,

I know you caused this.

Make them dissappear.

Before I make them dissappear.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Abkhenazia wrote:Now you've got it! Everyone sing!

You better watch out, you better not cry!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

Petra Islands wrote:You better watch out, you better not cry!

I don't give a d*mn who's coming to town!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:I don't give a d*mn who's coming to town!

That man/woman is the definition of the Abkhenazia spirit.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:*eats the badger*

*becomes minister of duckies in Poland*

*creates the national ducky party*

*declares war on sealand*

*conquers inferior sealanders*

*places sealanders in indoctrination camp*

*the ducky empire of Poland invades the U.S*

*Poland wins*

*Cthulhu becomes president of the U.S*

What is this?!?!?!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Paradise Moon wrote:What is this?!?!?!

A demented nightmare would be my best guess

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Tradition dictates that, at some point today, I will decide to go and have a 3 day dirt nap...

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Paradise Moon wrote:What is this?!?!?!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Tradition dictates that, at some point today, I will decide to go and have a 3 day dirt nap...

You forgot the 'hanging on a cross' part before it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Tradition dictates that, at some point today, I will decide to go and have a 3 day dirt nap...

"Eloi, eloi, lama sabbactahi..." is the quote I think you're looking for, if you'll pardon my Aramaic...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:You forgot the 'hanging on a cross' part before it.

I did that already over 2000 years ago - Once was enough!

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:"Eloi, eloi, lama sabbactahi..." is the quote I think you're looking for, if you'll pardon my Aramaic...

Yes, and shortly followed by; “abba b-iḏaiḵ saÂ’em ‘na ruḥ"...

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yes, and shortly followed by; “abba b-iḏaiḵ sa’em ‘na ruḥ"...

Always disliked that quote, Pilate knew exactly he was doing...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Have only seen the first LOTR movie and I fell asleep during it. Gotta get around to watching that one again.

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Always disliked that quote, Pilate knew exactly he was doing...

Yah, for sure. I love all of that Pilates stuff. It really helps with flexibility and muscle tone.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

What do you guys think of the new 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' movie? Did you like it? Did you hate? Maybe you're in the middle? Share with us your review/opinion!

Matrixulated

Spherus Magna Imperium wrote:What do you guys think of the new 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' movie? Did you like it? Did you hate? Maybe you're in the middle? Share with us your review/opinion!

Reviews are really iffy, but it looks pretty decent to me. I'm going to see it on Monday.

Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium

Matrixulated wrote:Yah, for sure. I love all of that Pilates stuff. It really helps with flexibility and muscle tone.

M.

Actually, Pontus was the inverse of that, crucifixion not good for flexibility, muscle tone, or dexterity for that matter...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I did that already over 2000 years ago - Once was enough!

Wuss.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

Spherus Magna Imperium wrote:What do you guys think of the new 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' movie? Did you like it? Did you hate? Maybe you're in the middle? Share with us your review/opinion!

It's a good movie.

But you'll have to think while watching it.

For some people this is a painful process.

Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Amalgam Of Atoms

It's quiet here, too quiet...

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

Alekseandrea wrote:It's quiet here, too quiet...

[whisper]Hush up. We just got the the zombies down~you don't want to wake them[/whisper]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Alekseandrea wrote:It's quiet here, too quiet...

Sorry, I used up all the power to make pizza bagels.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Embrace the silence of the void

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Darkweb wrote:Embrace the silence of the void

No.

Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Aoouuurrrrggggghhhhhh!

**Stretchs**

**All joints make uncomfortable clicking noise**

**Smacks lips**

Hmmm... I'm hungry!

**Pushes back rock I was hiding under**

**Grabs passing large bunny rabbit (spilling highly decorative "eggs" everywhere)**

**Rips head off, begins chewing brain, and places body on the BBQ**

**Meat begins sizzling and letting off an aromatic smell that wafts around the RMB**

Mmmmm yummy! - Roast rabbit!

**Someone quietly informs me my dinner is the famous "Easter Bunny"**

What?! Who the f*ck is the "Easter Bunny" when he's around?! And who the f*ck cares?! - I'm what's important around here!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

Darkweb wrote:Embrace the silence of the void

*embraces silent of the void*

Matrixulated, Paradise Moon

Darkweb wrote:Embrace the silence of the void
I don't think that would be a wise choice...

http://news.discovery.com/human/life/worlds-quietest-room-will-drive-you-crazy-in-30-minutes.htm

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Eudaiimonia wrote:I don't think that would be a wise choice...

http://news.discovery.com/human/life/worlds-quietest-room-will-drive-you-crazy-in-30-minutes.htm

Trying to prevent craziness here in Spiritus?! - Haha-hahahahahaha!😅😂 #TooLate

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Eudaiimonia wrote:I don't think that would be a wise choice...

http://news.discovery.com/human/life/worlds-quietest-room-will-drive-you-crazy-in-30-minutes.htm

I've always wondered about the science behind science driving people crazy...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Hello everyone!

Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms

Xarexlao wrote:I've always wondered about the science behind science driving people crazy...

It's more an art than a science, really.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Mushmellow wrote:Hello everyone!

Hello!

Matrixulated

All hail the glow cloud!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Petra Islands wrote:All hail the glow cloud!

Alekseandrea denies the existence of said cloud.

Alekseandrea also denies to have created the hypothetical cloud.

We haven't tested nuclear or other weaponry on other nations.

Any accusation of said matters are vile slander and will be answered with appropriate force.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Well, I saw the movie and personally didn't like it. It wasn't helped by the guy two seats to the right of me snoring either.

Matrixulated

Fear not, Lord Hutton is still with us

Praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Pixelpark wrote:Well, I saw the movie and personally didn't like it. It wasn't helped by the guy two seats to the right of me snoring either.

Yeah, that guy was Jay-Zee-Jay.

Think yourself lucky, Pix, the guy sitting two seats to the right of him was wearing a bunny suit.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Mushmellow wrote:Hello everyone!

Petra Islands wrote:All hail the glow cloud!

A very happy Easter Monday welcome to our new friends!

By the way . . . what are we member nations of Spiritus called?

Spiritians?

Spiritussians?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:It's quiet here, too quiet...

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:[whisper]Hush up. We just got the the zombies down~you don't want to wake them[/whisper]

Hey . . . has anyone heard from Rogue Lumberjacks since the Spiritus Easter Sunday Egg-Hunt??

Umm . . . we may need a headcount.

Guys?

Guys ???

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

-radio silence-

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Matrixulated wrote:

By the way . . . what are we member nations of Spiritus called?

Spiritians?

Spiritussians?

M.

Swag Bosses.

(Or Spirits, but Swag Bosses sounds cooler).

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Hurpadurp

Matrixulated wrote:A very happy Easter Monday welcome to our new friends!

By the way . . . what are we member nations of Spiritus called?

Spiritians?

Spiritussians?

M.

The official Demonym of Spiritus is Spiritan. You and I are both Spiritans. We have a law about it and everything: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11147361/1/#new

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Pixelpark wrote:-radio silence-

Yeah, sorry, our research team tried out a new device to amplify radio signal and ended up suppressing it instead on a massive scale -nearly half of the continent- for 15 minutes.

On the bright side, radio waves now have a sweet apple pie scent at dawn in the affected area, probably for the next few months.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

Pixelpark wrote:-radio silence-

I can't hear this "radio silence".

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Paradise Moon wrote:I can't hear this "radio silence".

You must be tuned into the wrong station. Try turning the dial a little . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia

happy late easter everyone hope everyone had a good weekend

Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms

Is there any way to raise stats other than with issues because my next issue isn't for like another day

Matrixulated

Do any of you guys watch normal boots

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Foopland.

WOO! I'm the 47th person in this region with the most fat people!

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

other than you

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Matrixulated wrote:Hey . . . has anyone heard from Rogue Lumberjacks since the Spiritus Easter Sunday Egg-Hunt??

Umm . . . we may need a headcount.

Guys?

Guys ???

M.

Rogue Lumberjacks skipped the Easter Egg hunt altogether, not being Christian. Still kicking...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Authoritarianism 52nd in the region.......lol.....{looks at randon person} DID I SAY YOU COULD SNEEZE?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Unfortunately, I, Hutton Il, am still building our authoritarianism to a level more comparable to the glory of Hutton. But I will be done!

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Foopland wrote:Do any of you guys watch normal boots

You mean the youtube channel?

Matrixulated

I'm back, baby!

Matrixulated

Kacj wrote:I'm back, baby!

Hi, Back Baby!

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Is anyone here level 25-26 for challenges?

Matrixulated

I'm 9th in the region for obesity!

*Sees a green food*

*Orders a large air strike to take it out*

*While staring at the 30 foot crater, is informed by assistant that it was lime Jello*

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

It begins

5 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Dictatorship Of arrived from DEN.

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria

Paradise Moon wrote:Is anyone here level 25-26 for challenges?

Nope, I'm level 34. You can still challenge me if you want...

Matrixulated

Darkweb wrote:It begins

5 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Dictatorship Of arrived from DEN.

Eh, they're a n00b. I'll keep an eye on 'em though.

Matrixulated, Paradise Moon

Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.

Pixelpark wrote:Nope, I'm level 34. You can still challenge me if you want...

I did and won!

(By negative seven points.)

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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