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Region: Spiritus

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Ltin Corporation wrote:I would just like to say, in the presence of all the citizens of Spiritus:

I love democracy. Especially when corporations get a vote.

As a component of that, I encourage you, yes you, who are considering running for fry at the bottom of the bag to do so!

CORPORATIONS ARE SOUL-SUCKING BASTARDS WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.

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Ahhh...we call that the "Quiescent Abomination Contingency" or 'QAC'.

You can pronounce that any way, it works, but good luck to you! 🤗

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The Salaxalans wrote:Hmmm no candidates... :(

I toss my hat potato into the ring

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

The Salaxalans

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:CORPORATIONS ARE SOUL-SUCKING BASTARDS WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.

No I dont think so. Turn that frown upside down Mr. Grumpy Grandpa! (and also buy Ltin Corporation products)

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A poll! A pox! A dreadful denouement, the end of an era hardly begun! A final chant of the chorus, the final soft strains of a singer past her prime, the lights going down on Auphelia, Tyrant of TSP.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=161409

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Potato Dog wrote:Then I shall run for second fry at the bottom of the bag. As a newbie to the region, I believe my best chance of winning comes from running unopposed. :P

Have to ping me when you announce you are running! :P But assuming you do so, welcome to the race.

Haremm wrote:I toss my hat potato into the ring

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

The Salaxalans

Welcome to the race! :D

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The Salaxalans

I'll stay in the potato race just just to keep it competitive.

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If you endorse my free land I will endorse you back within 48 hours!! We here at Simultopia value the collective and therefor recognize the power of individuals as a whole coming together under one main cause! Endorsement for endorsement!

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Ltin Corporation wrote:No I dont think so. Turn that frown upside down Mr. Grumpy Grandpa! (and also buy Ltin Corporation products)

NO. GET OFF MY LAWN.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO. GET OFF MY LAWN.

I WILL SUE YOU AND MAKE IT MY LAWN! MWAHAHA

Um

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Ltin Corporation wrote:...(and also buy Ltin Corporation products)

[List]*** 🚨 Consumer Alert 🚨 ***

[/list]

Toy poodles are nice, but I'm not a dog person.

But I wanted a small pet I could carry with me.

I like cats, so I bought from Ltin Corporation and now I want my money back! 😠

The thing won't eat, it won't play, and it won't go to sleep!

I pet it and it just hums constantly.

It's defective!

[List]⚠️ Warning! ⚠️[/list]

Do not buy the [nation=noflag]Ltin Corporation[/nation] pocket pussy.

It's a rip-off! 😡

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Potato Dog wrote:The Salaxalans

I'll stay in the potato race just just to keep it competitive.

Welcome to the race!

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:[List]*** 🚨 Consumer Alert 🚨 ***

[/list]

Toy poodles are nice, but I'm not a dog person.

But I wanted a small pet I could carry with me.

I like cats, so I bought from Ltin Corporation and now I want my money back! 😠

The thing won't eat, it won't play, and it won't go to sleep!

I pet it and it just hums constantly.

It's defective!

[List]⚠️ Warning! ⚠️[/list]

Do not buy the [nation=noflag]Ltin Corporation[/nation] pocket pussy.

It's a rip-off! 😡

I believe you may have encountered a scam. We sell no such product.

eyes Matrixulated

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After everything considered, I think it's high time I left Spiritus...especially after I made an ass of myself in front of God and everyone. Thank you guys for being my brothers and sisters for so long!

*eyes Matrixulated* <.<;

Well, goodbye!

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Consigahria wrote:After everything considered, I think it's high time I left Spiritus...especially after I made an ass of myself in front of God and everyone. Thank you guys for being my brothers and sisters for so long!

*eyes Matrixulated* <.<;

Well, goodbye!

Bye bye

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:[List]⚠️ Warning! ⚠️[/list]

Do not buy the [nation=noflag]Ltin Corporation[/nation] pocket pussy.

It's a rip-off! 😡

😳 What?

Ltin Corporation wrote:I believe you may have encountered a scam. We sell no such product.

eyes Matrixulated

🧐 What now? WTF?!?!? 😡

Consigahria wrote:. . . I think it's high time I left Spiritus...

Thank you guys for being my brothers and sisters for so long!

*eyes Matrixulated* <.<;

Well, goodbye!

What the Hell is going on here? 😵

M.

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Bwah hah hahh! 🤣🤣🤣

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Consigahria wrote:After everything considered, I think it's high time I left Spiritus...especially after I made an ass of myself in front of God and everyone. Thank you guys for being my brothers and sisters for so long!

*eyes Matrixulated* <.<;

Well, goodbye!

You'll be missed. Say hi sometime :)

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It's here!!! The second edition of the Monthly Tabloid has been released. Have fun in reading it and don't forget to upvote it.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1402199

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Matrixulated wrote:😳 What?

🧐 What now? WTF?!?!? 😡

What the Hell is going on here? 😵

M.

No smoke without fire.

Just saying. 🤭

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Smoke time? 🚬🌿💨

Yeah...one love. ✌️❤️

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Consigahria wrote:...Well, goodbye!

Me loves you!

Yeah, uh-huh.

Siggy, me loves you so

Me wants you to know

Dat me going to miss your loves

Dat minute you walks out dat door

So please don't go

Don't goooooooo

Don't go away!

Please don't go

Don't goooooooo

Meez begging yous to stay!

(Cookie break...🍪🍪🍪...om nomnomnom)

If you leaves

At least in dis lifetime

Me had one dream come true

Meez was blessed to be loved

By someone as wonderful as yous

So please don't go

Don't gooooooo

Don't go aways

Please don't go!

Don't gooooooo

Me beggings you to stay

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah, uh-huh

Siggy, me loving you so

Me wants you to knows

Dat me going to miss your love

Dat minutes you walks out dat door

So please don't go! 😭

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That song will never be same again. 🤣

Huzzah!

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Greetings Spiritus!

It's that time of the month again where we at the European Union would like to thank you all for the great contributions that Spiritus has made to the NS community through your outreach and through your region's defending work. It's very much appreciated!

July has been a very busy month for the EU. In this past month alone, we've had 11 proposals/emergency meetings in the European Council, a near nuclear war, one country nearly fall into a civil war, an unprecedented meeting of European leaders from 16 different states, and even a bit of spicy romance. Catch up with this past month's events:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1413930

August is looking to be a very hot month for many of us up in the Northern Hemisphere, so be sure to wear a lot of sunscreen when gong outside and keep yourself hydrated. Hope you all have an amazing month ahead!

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Following new legislation in Haremm, King Makoto's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.

Ah yes, it's time to be the British again.

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Haremm wrote: Following new legislation in Haremm, King Makoto's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.

Ah yes, it's time to be the British again.

I was going to send a gift, but it seems Ltin Corporation has pulled a bunch of products off their website. A "Quality Control" issue, or something? 🤔

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Inquista wrote:Greetings Spiritus!

It's that time of the month again where we at the European Union would like to thank you all for the great contributions that Spiritus has made to the NS community through your outreach and through your region's defending work. It's very much appreciated!

July has been a very busy month for the EU. In this past month alone, we've had 11 proposals/emergency meetings in the European Council, a near nuclear war, one country nearly fall into a civil war, an unprecedented meeting of European leaders from 16 different states, and even a bit of spicy romance. Catch up with this past month's events:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1413930

August is looking to be a very hot month for many of us up in the Northern Hemisphere, so be sure to wear a lot of sunscreen when gong outside and keep yourself hydrated. Hope you all have an amazing month ahead!

Thank you for the update! :D

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I FORGOT TO START THE FRY ELECTION AAAAAHHHHHH

Incoming election, please hold

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Indusse wrote:It's here!!! The second edition of the Monthly Tabloid has been released. Have fun in reading it and don't forget to upvote it.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1402199

Hey everyone, we're in this newsletter! :P India shall be joining our glorious alliance for N-Day this year. Thanks for the update Indusse!

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aaaaaaand we're voting! FRY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG, LET'S GO!

Our candidates are:

1. Haremm

2. Potato Dog

Best of luck to both contestants! :D

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Oh darn it, I allowed some Nazis to hold a rally in nation because I wanted my civil rights to go up with the backing of total free speech, but now political freedoms is no longer outlawed. Those rascally Nazis, I thought they just wanted to talk about their ideology not actively try to get it adopted by the state.

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Where is official map of region?

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Poristska wrote:Where is official map of region?

On the Discord, my fellow spud

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Ah, democracy!

So uhm, you may vote for or not, just vote, ok.

Elections are always important, no matter how insignificant they may be.

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Post self-deleted by Scy Samian.

Is ELECTION day?

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Appears through a portal.

Matrixulated old buddy!

Look! There's (Agent) Smiths ALL over the shop!

🇧🇪De Smet

🇱🇺Schmitt

🇳🇱Smit, Smits, Smid, de Smit, Smet, and Smith

🇩🇪Schmidt, Schmitt, Schmitz, and Schmid

🇫🇷Lefebvre, Lefèvre, Lefébure, and Fabre

🇮🇹Ferrari, Ferri, Ferretti, Ferrucci, and Fabbri

🇵🇹Ferreira

🇪🇦Herrero, Herrera, and Ferrer

🇫🇮Seppä, Seppälä and Seppänen

🇪🇪Sepp

🇱🇻Kalējs

🇱🇹Kavaliauskas

🇵🇱Kowalski

🇧🇾Kavalyov

🇷🇺Kuznetsov, and Koval (Коваль)

🇺🇦Koval (Коваль)

🇸🇮Kovačič

🇭🇷Kovačevič

🇭🇺Kovács

🇸🇰Kováč

🇦🇱Nalbani

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪McGowan

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/most-popular-last-name-europe?rebelltitem=9#rebelltitem9

Returns through portal.

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This is a close race for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

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The Salaxalans wrote:This is a close race for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

Indeed. I feel more people should be voting for Haremm. They've been around a bit. Who's even heard of that Potato Dog character?

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Potato Dog wrote:Indeed. I feel more people should be voting for Haremm. They've been around a bit. Who's even heard of that Potato Dog character?

I feel like having "Potato" in your name is quite the advantage, my friend.

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Appears through a portal.

Matrixulated old buddy!

Look! There's (Agent) Smiths ALL over the shop!

🇧🇪De Smet

🇱🇺Schmitt

🇳🇱Smit, Smits, Smid, de Smit, Smet, and Smith

🇩🇪Schmidt, Schmitt, Schmitz, and Schmid

🇫🇷Lefebvre, Lefèvre, Lefébure, and Fabre

🇮🇹Ferrari, Ferri, Ferretti, Ferrucci, and Fabbri

🇵🇹Ferreira

🇪🇦Herrero, Herrera, and Ferrer

🇫🇮Seppä, Seppälä and Seppänen

🇪🇪Sepp

🇱🇻Kalējs

🇱🇹Kavaliauskas

🇵🇱Kowalski

🇧🇾Kavalyov

🇷🇺Kuznetsov, and Koval (Коваль)

🇺🇦Koval (Коваль)

🇸🇮Kovačič

🇭🇷Kovačevič

🇭🇺Kovács

🇸🇰Kováč

🇦🇱Nalbani

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪McGowan

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/most-popular-last-name-europe?rebelltitem=9#rebelltitem9

Returns through portal.

Good Lord JayZeeJay! 😬

Who left that Portal open? 🗣️

💥 * slam! * 💥

M.

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Legendus wrote:I feel like having "Potato" in your name is quite the advantage, my friend.

Not so much as having loyal friends who appreciate long and dedicated service to the Potato State, methinks...🤗

M.

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Okay

deep breaths

I can do this

After the tremendous success of Platypyre last year, which almost everyone enjoyed greatly, we'll be holding Platypyre 2.0 very soon! Thanks to the efforts of Feirmont and the culture department, my carefully reconstructed ego will finally be laid to a fiery rest. Beginning August 8th and running for 5 days, take out all of your pent-up apathy about the government's performance on me!

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PLATYPYRE 2.0 GET YOUR (free) TICKETS!

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Groovy, man! 😊

✌️❤️

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Appears through a portal.

🧟‍♂️

Returns through portal.

Uhhhh...dat Lard Jedied Zombie Jeebus is scary dude.

An him smell bad. Stale, like three day old cookie left in da dark wit no love.

Ewwww.

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can we have a world war ?

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Kaanstan wrote:can we have a world war ?

:/

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Haremm is the better choice.

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Dorento wrote:Haremm is the better choice.

Actually I prefer Pepsi, Burger King (burgers only!) Wrangler jeans, and I don't always drink beer but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. 🤗

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Matrixulated wrote:Good Lord JayZeeJay! 😬

Who left that Portal open? 🗣️

💥 * slam! * 💥

M.

Steps through another portal.

Ki ki ki ki ma ma ma ma

Draws an octogram on the floor, before fading into the shadows.

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Tosses a firecracker through the portal.

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Rattles some chains.

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Laughs raucously.

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Points at the octogram.

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Jason Vo0Rhees wrote:Draws an octogram on the floor, before fading into the shadows.

The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come wrote:Points at the octogram.

Appears inside the octogram.

[sub]AH YES! HIS LORDSHIP; THE JEDI-ZOMBI JEZUS HAS VASTLY GROWN HIS HORDES, LEGIONS, AND SUPERNATURAL ALLIES WITHIN THE REALMS OF NATIONSTATES.[/sub]

[sub]Grins toothily, but unnaturally so.[/sub]

[sub]I WAS TOLD TO MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT GARLIC BUTTER?!...[/sub]

[sub]Disappears.[/sub]

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HO!... HO!... HO!

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SCREAMS

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WHAT IS GOING ON

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The Salaxalans wrote:WHAT IS GOING ON

Pretty certain you could answer that question yourself, sir.

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Looks up from his newspaper, over a pair of half-moon glasses...

It only gets weirder from here.

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Where is Alekseandrea and her unworldly powers when we need them? 😟

Spiritus is being overrun with undead incursions and we are in danger! 😬

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Versatran wrote:Where is Alekseandrea and her unworldly powers when we need them? 😟

Spiritus is being overrun with undead incursions and we are in danger! 😬

Wait, you mean Spiritus hasn't been overrun by undead incursions?!

I mean, our region is literally called SPIRITus, what else did you expect other than actual spirits?

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Versatran wrote:... we are in danger! 😬

What is this? Collectivism? In my Spiritus?

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Alekseandrea wrote:What is this? Collectivism? In my Spiritus?

Hands you a banana🍌daiquiri served in a coconut🥥*

*Provided by fair-trade collectivist farmers.

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Orang-Utang wrote:Hands you a banana🍌daiquiri served in a coconut🥥*

*Provided by fair-trade collectivist farmers.

What's wrong with the daiquiri? I see through your cunning plan. You're a couple of billion years too early to outsmart me!

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:Appears inside the octogram.

[sub]I WAS TOLD TO MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT GARLIC BUTTER?!...[/sub]

[sub]Disappears.[/sub]

😬

Nuh-nuh-nuh...NOOOooooooooo! 😱🏃‍♂️😱

M.

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[sub]WELL, BACK TO MY DUTIES! (WHICH ARE PARTICULARLY HEAVY RIGHT NOW).[/sub]

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LET THE BURNING COMMENCE!!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1416854

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Matrixulated wrote:😬

Nuh-nuh-nuh...NOOOooooooooo! 😱🏃‍♂️😱

M.

🚑🏥🚑 EMS notified and inbound!

MxR

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Feirmont wrote:LET THE BURNING COMMENCE!!!!

Ooooh! S'mores? 🤩

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Feirmont wrote:LET THE BURNING COMMENCE!!!!

Can I offer you some roasted potatoes in this tiring time?

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Haremm wrote:Can I offer you some roasted potatoes in this tiring time?

Our potatoes are better! They go well with platypus too!

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Potato Dog wrote:Indeed. I feel more people should be voting for Haremm. They've been around a bit. Who's even heard of that Potato Dog character?

Legendus wrote:I feel like having "Potato" in your name is quite the advantage, my friend.

Gah! What to do...what to do? 😱

Vote for the Potato 🥔 Dog? Uh, yah! Duh! 🤤

But loyalty to Spiritus and a venerable elder statesman such as Haremm must take precedence! Indeed! 😤

Fortunately I am Studly and therefore created a cunning solution straight from my much vaunted Department of Skullduggery! 😌

Huzzah!

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Keep Calm...I voted for Potato Dog! Woof! 😁

🥔 Huzzah! 🥔

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🥔 Huzzah! 🥔

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Platypyre is happening now on the forums! For those unfamiliar, that's when you, the fine citizens of Spiritus, get to roast the current Chief Executive (yours truly) with the most soul-crushing burns you can concoct! I highly recommend everyone take this opportunity, because any other time it would get you kicked out for treason 😁

(okay, okay, the courts would stop me. I miss the good old days...)

Anyways, here's a link: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/467/platypyre-2-020

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Platypyre is happening now on the forums! For those unfamiliar, that's when you, the fine citizens of Spiritus, get to roast the current Chief Executive (yours truly) with the most soul-crushing burns you can concoct! I highly recommend everyone take this opportunity, because any other time it would get you kicked out for treason 😁

Why go to the forums when the RMB works just as well?

Your mother is so rotund, she occasionally finds it difficult to stand up from a recumbent position!

Your mother has such an unappealing configuration of facial features that reflective surfaces suffer physical damage rather than mirror her image!

Your mother is of such an advanced age that she must have been quite familiar with and potentially even a general acquaintance of various historical figures from times in the past to a degree that would imply she is older than is assumed to be humanly possible!

I do hope these insults have sufficed.

Have a lovely day, and down with the government.

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Auphelia's Polls are sponsored by Dyson, Electrolux, and Hoover.

[list]♨️ burn ♨️[/list]

🤗

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Auphelia wrote:Why go to the forums when the RMB works just as well?

Your mother is so rotund, she occasionally finds it difficult to stand up from a recumbent position!

Your mother has such an unappealing configuration of facial features that reflective surfaces suffer physical damage rather than mirror her image!

Your mother is of such an advanced age that she must have been quite familiar with and potentially even a general acquaintance of various historical figures from times in the past to a degree that would imply she is older than is assumed to be humanly possible!

I do hope these insults have sufficed.

Have a lovely day, and down with the government.

Wow, that's pretty harsh

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Wow, that's pretty harsh

All the better to claim victory over your buzz, my dear.

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BURN THE DUCK BEAVER MONSTROSITY!!!

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And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!

That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.

And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

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GET OFF MY LAWN.

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The Salaxalans wrote:And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!

That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.

And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

It's been an honor, Spiritus. While I was rooting for Potato Dog, I know Haremm will do just as well of a job for the next two months. Congratulations on a well-earned victory!

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The Quiescent Platypus may not be the best looking creature out there... but at least... um... you know..... at least he......

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The Salaxalans wrote:BURN THE DUCK BEAVER MONSTROSITY!!!

But then we cannot turn its pelt into a lovely little fur collar!

My panda coat could use a bit of flair.

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It's...it's Cruella de[nation=noflag]Auphelia[/nation]! 🤭

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:It's...it's Cruella de[nation=noflag]Auphelia[/nation]! 🤭

I live for spuds, I worship spuds. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?

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🙅🤷‍♀️🥔🤔🤗🙋💃

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The Salaxalans wrote:And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!

That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.

And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

Thank you! Thank you all!

As the Second Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, the first thing I would do is to hand out uncooked fries to all!

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Starch that! Uh, I mean scratch that. I have a figure to maintain. 😁

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I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣

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A second picture is up for you to caption and BURN THE PLATYPUS

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1416854

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Wow. Pssh. I was worried about the past year's worth of therapy getting wiped out, but everyone has been super nice and polite and non-insulting during this edition of Platypyre. So, from the bottom of my heart, to all you wonderful Spiritans and Spiritusianites:

That all you got?

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Muahhahah wrote:I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣

Was that a burn, Son? That sure does read like a burn.

Yep, I think that was a burn. 🤔

I'm throwing you under the bus woodchipper that is [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation]!

Scream for your Momma, boy! 🤗

M.

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Haremm wrote:Thank you! Thank you all!

As the Second Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, the first thing I would do is to hand out uncooked fries to all!

Well done, well done indeed, sir! 👏golf clap👏

*doffs cap*

M.

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So does each successive fry at the bottom of the bag just lie on top of the last one? How many till the fry at the bottom of the bag becomes the fry at the tippy top? Does each fry at the bottom of the bag get their own bag? Does that technically mean that each fry at the bottom of the bag is always that fry at the bottom of the bag?

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Holy Immolation wrote:So does each successive fry at the bottom of the bag just lie on top of the last one? How many till the fry at the bottom of the bag becomes the fry at the tippy top? Does each fry at the bottom of the bag get their own bag? Does that technically mean that each fry at the bottom of the bag is always that fry at the bottom of the bag?

They stack from the bottom, which means that the current one is below the previous, and the next will be below this one...

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Kasadea wrote:They stack from the bottom, which means that the current one is below the previous, and the next will be below this one...

Nah lets give them their own bags. Once a lone fry, always a lone fry. Maybe they can start their own club or something. Order of the lonely fry, society of the soggy bottom fry or the deep ones.

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