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Sons Of Culveria wrote:MY WEAKNESS IS IM A WRETCHED TERRIBLE CORRUPT FU#KING HUMAN! ALRIGHT?!?! im done im not even going to wait to be ejected, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], when im gone, ban me

. . . aaaaaand scene!

That's a wrap, people!

Alekseandrea wrote:THE FIRST ONE WHO DARES TO CELEBRATE WILL BE BLAMED!

Also, it would be impolite.

Fook THAT! with a cactus!

* bursts into song *

"Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life.

Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life . . . "

M.

Legendus, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Statens

Matrixulated wrote:. . . aaaaaand scene!

That's a wrap, people!

Fook THAT! with a cactus!

* bursts into song *

"Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life.

Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life . . . "

M.

I left my nation to a useless bot and all this happens?

Wow.

...[spoiler= nationalistic tendencies ]

Mari kita rakyat Singapura

Sama-sama menuju bahagia

Cita-cita kita yang mulia

Berjaya Singapura

Marilah kita bersatu

Dengan semangat yang baru

Semua kita berseru

Majulah Singapura!

Majulah Singapura!

Marilah kita bersatu

Dengan semangat yang baru

Semua kita berseru

Majulah Singapura!

Majulah Singapura!

[/spoiler] increases.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Grabs the garlic butter**

BrRaAai¡i¡nNnNnZzZzZz

**Heads off head-hunting in Matrixulated**

https://youtu.be/3zRT-LvJUuQ

Benny Hill yourself to death, JayZeeJay!

*(very funny btw)*

You shall terrorize me no more with your garlic-butters!

Oh wait, he's already dead . . . my statement of defiance needs more work.

Here, watch this Benny Hill . . .

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:

* bursts into song *

"Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life.

Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life . . . "

M.

*starts recording the singing* This is going to be the first in Spiritus's greatest hits.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Prunasia wrote:I wish to say that it was intentional...

Hopefully the wave of spam will recede Honestly, I have low self esteem.

I think I am starting to blame myself for everything.

I do too, and it causes me to worry about everything.

Matrixulated

Maybe I should make all my citizens hobbits...

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Matrixulated wrote:Benny Hill yourself to death, JayZeeJay!

*(very funny btw)*

You shall terrorize me no more with your garlic-butters!

Oh wait, he's already dead . . . my statement of defiance needs more work.

Here, watch this Benny Hill . . .

M.

Perhaps "second death" would suffice for a witty retort?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Mrglglglgland wrote:Perhaps "second death" would suffice for a witty retort?

He keeps resurrecting!

Damn him!

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Prunasia wrote:Culveria isn't here anymore.

IDIOTS!

I leave for five minutes and then you bully someone into leaving!

What is wrong with you people?

This website is a game!

And you just ruined that for someone.

Matrixulated

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:*starts recording the singing* This is going to be the first in Spiritus's greatest hits.

Oh gawwwwwwd NO!

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]!

When our resident vocal virtuoso-Walrus learns that his comedic stylings, philosophical fancies, and whimsical witticisms are being recorded for the Spiritus *Greatest Hits* collection . . .

We are doooooooomed!

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:IDIOTS!

I leave for five minutes and then you bully someone into leaving!

What is wrong with you people?

This website is a game!

And you just ruined that for someone.

Aaactuallyyyyy...

You left for 20 hours. It took us approximately two to get him to vamoose, ignoring the past few months of hard work and effort we put in to shooing him away.

And the time before that for the main account.

This has been a plan long in the making!

Not to mention that he was becoming an increasing burden on our potated land of glory.

And the fact that I'd rather you didn't insult the language of our froggish folk here.

Besides, he has his main and an entire region full of people he can boss around. I doubt that he's had NationStates ruined for him.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Your hypocrisy is noted.

Ok.

I was talking about the elf-gay and hobbit (dwarves but boring)-gay. Honest.

did someone say

elf(shire)?

am i being insulted?

twiggered

(get it because elves and trees and whatnot)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Elfshire wrote:did someone say

elf(shire)?

am i being insulted?

twiggered

(get it because elves and trees and whatnot)

<_<

You win this round.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Deusaetherius.

Elfshire wrote:did someone say

elf(shire)?

am i being insulted?

twiggered

(get it because elves and trees and whatnot)

Got it, bud.

Its a good time to set down some roots in a great community.

Glad you branched-out to make new friends.

I hope you're friendly Elven-kin. The last one I knew was kinda grumpy, but his bark was worse than his bite.

(*suddenly horrified, I realize spending too much time around [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] may have exposed me to a virulent strain of very bad pun-itis*)

I need a Medic!

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

I don't feel welcomed anymore. This may be just a game, but this is still the real world. Mind what you say to others. You never know who is watching and or listening. I don't feel comfortable or welcomed here anymore because of other people bashing we're talking negatively about my civil rights as a Gay man.

Consigahria, Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Deusaetherius wrote: I don't feel welcomed anymore. This may be just a game, but this is still the real world. Mind what you say to others. You never know who is watching and or listening. I don't feel comfortable or welcomed here anymore because of other people bashing we're talking negatively about my civil rights as a Gay man.

I agree, people were being out of line. I suppressed the worst of those earlier. I meant to post something on the RMB too but I forgot, so, [nation=short]Prunasia[/nation] specifically, and everyone else, knock it off. That's not okay here. I'm not going to ask again.

Consigahria, Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia

Deusaetherius wrote: I don't feel welcomed anymore. This may be just a game, but this is still the real world. Mind what you say to others. You never know who is watching and or listening. I don't feel comfortable or welcomed here anymore because of other people bashing we're talking negatively about my civil rights as a Gay man.

I'm sorry if I offended you.

It wasn't my intention.

I also should have been nicer to Culveria.

But, Culveria could have been nicer to us too.

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Oi, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!

The last helpful link shows the colour tags.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Whoops, thanks.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:On an entirely different note:

In noting that Spiritus has a new LOTR theme, and is home to our esteemed long-term resident [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], we should pause and take note that yesterday was a special day...

It was the birthday of Anthony "Tick" Belrose/Mitzi Del Bra, Agent Smith, Elrond, V, Megatron, and Red Skull; a.k.a. actor Hugo Weaving...

And we did not celebrate it?!

Oh but I did!

I did this . . .

Matrixulated wrote:* spam ! *

* spam ! *

* spam ! *

* spam ! *

* spam ! *

M.

and also this . . .

Matrixulated wrote:*clubs another walrus*

Goodbye, Mister Walruson.

M.

and this too . . .

Matrixulated wrote:We are everywhere and nowhere . . .We are always watching you, Mister Walruson.

M.

and when challenged . . .

Itrosomia wrote:I don't think so. If you are...("Everywhere and nowhere and always watching you, Mister Walruson")...then what am I saying now at my computer?

read the codestream . . .

Matrixulated wrote:"Fish. Hmmm. I'm hungry. Fish?

Hmmmmm. Fiiiiiiish!"

M.

More! Mister Walruson.

Matrixulated wrote:"Ummmmm. . . I uhhhhh hope [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]'s joking and he can't really see me flippering-off to this Asian Teen-Walrus Hentai Porn!"

"Hmmmmm, I need fish, or maybe a penguin."

M.

and to end the day of days . . .

Matrixulated wrote: . . . the Spiritus RMB doth spilleth over with satirical genius!

M.

Woah! What a day!

Now remember, you meat-puppets (Muppets) of Spiritus, we are everywhere and we are nowhere.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Post self-deleted by The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness.

Matrixulated wrote:Got it, bud.

Its a good time to set down some roots in a great community.

Glad you branched-out to make new friends.

I hope you're friendly Elven-kin. The last one I knew was kinda grumpy, but his bark was worse than his bite.

(*suddenly horrified, I realize spending too much time around [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] may have exposed me to a virulent strain of very bad pun-itis*)

I need a Medic!

M.

I agree that you need a doctor. That's not a problem that you can leaf alone. I wood join you, but I think may case is too far gone. Then again I might just be barking up the wrong tree..

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

I have not watched any of the Lord of the Rings movies.

In fact, I only know Hugo Weaving from his roles as Agent Smith and V.

I repent.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Scuolia, The Parron Republic

Holy cow, you're missing out!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Post by Scuolia suppressed by a moderator.

The Salaxalans wrote:Holy cow, you're missing out!

So I've been told.

This poses a potent predicament that positively must be proven post-haste; I have no clue as to the ongoing dilemmas in Middle-Earth, and am therefore unable to effectively cast my vote in the polls for government. You couldn't possibly put together a government without frog-people!

So, I would humbly propose a brief break-down of Middle-Earth's myriad matters of contention for further integration of us bottom-feeding RMB mouth-breathers.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

At the moment we're just trying to figure out what we're doing. :P Brand new constitution, still have to figure out how it all works and hold elections.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Deusaetherius

Mrglglglgland wrote:So I've been told.

This poses a potent predicament that positively must be proven post-haste; I have no clue as to the ongoing dilemmas in Middle-Earth, and am therefore unable to effectively cast my vote in the polls for government. You couldn't possibly put together a government without frog-people!

So, I would humbly propose a brief break-down of Middle-Earth's myriad matters of contention for further integration of us bottom-feeding RMB mouth-breathers.

It should be noted that, other than terminology, LotR doesn't factor too heavily into the government other than for RP purposes. Understanding the new constitution and participating in government doesn't require any knowledge of LotR at all! That being said, there are a lot of fantasy-sounding terms floating around now, and as the new government gets up and running glossaries and other helpful guides will begin to be constructed. Until then, if there are any questions at all, feel free to ask!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Colony of Sons of Culveria (7 hours ago) in Kesmoor, on his own RMB . . .

Sons Of Culveria " yeah guys this is just an account i used to keep tabs on a place, im letting it rot here. Draconos here, dying puppet. just gonna let it rot so dont mind it. "

Huh. Well, now he's chosen not to "keep tabs" on us here in Spiritus anymore, and is rotting in Kesmoor, what is the appropriate response?

What is the proper protocol for this?

Which option should one choose?

[list]

[•] Wait a few hours and send a commiseration telegram?

[•] Wait one day and send a text message?

[•] Wait two days and make a post?

[•] Wait three days and create puppet-nation for sympathy roleplay?

[•] Wait four days and invite him back to our RMB for a parlay?

[•] Wait five days and send flowers?

[•] Wait six days and send a fruit basket?

[•] Wait until after dinner tonight, you realize he's finally left us alone, then chug some beers and do Tequila shots?

[/list]

Anyone know the new rules with the new government that apply here?

M.

Consigahria, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

Orrrrrrr do absolutely nothing and move on already. Jesus Christ

Consigahria, Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:I agree that you need a doctor. That's not a problem that you can leaf alone. I wood join you, but I think may case is too far gone. Then again I might just be barking up the wrong tree..

Aaaarggggghhhh!

The Walrus got to you too!

Damn that wobbly, fish-gobbling, pun-factory!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Asmovia wrote:Orrrrrrr do absolutely nothing and move on already. Jesus Christ

. . . with beers and Tequila shots!

M.

Consigahria, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

Mrglglglgland wrote:So I've been told.

This poses a potent predicament that positively must be proven post-haste . . . You couldn't possibly put together a government without frog-people! . . . (and) . . . integration of us bottom-feeding RMB mouth-breathers.

You must be either a race of Gollums!

* OR *

a sub-species of Hobbit-like river people?

* OR *

a lost Elven tribe of river dwellers, perhaps?

You could throw in twists and turns of black magic, evil, corruption and such should you want to go darker. The Witch King of Angmar and his ilk.

Have at it! Goody goody!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

Matrixulated wrote:Got it, bud.

Its a good time to set down some roots in a great community.

Glad you branched-out to make new friends.

I hope you're friendly Elven-kin. The last one I knew was kinda grumpy, but his bark was worse than his bite.

(*suddenly horrified, I realize spending too much time around [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] may have exposed me to a virulent strain of very bad pun-itis*)

I need a Medic!

M.

don't worry my dear matwigsulated - you're one of us now :^)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia

Asmovia wrote:Orrrrrrr do absolutely nothing and move on already. Jesus Christ

Yes?!

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:The Colony of Sons of Culveria (7 hours ago) in Kesmoor, on his own RMB . . .

Sons Of Culveria " yeah guys this is just an account i used to keep tabs on a place, im letting it rot here. Draconos here, dying puppet. just gonna let it rot so dont mind it. "

Huh. Well, now he's chosen not to "keep tabs" on us here in Spiritus anymore, and is rotting in Kesmoor, what is the appropriate response?

What is the proper protocol for this?

Which option should one choose?

[list]

[•] Wait a few hours and send a commiseration telegram?

[•] Wait one day and send a text message?

[•] Wait two days and make a post?

[•] Wait three days and create puppet-nation for sympathy roleplay?

[•] Wait four days and invite him back to our RMB for a parlay?

[•] Wait five days and send flowers?

[•] Wait six days and send a fruit basket?

[•] Wait until after dinner tonight, you realize he's finally left us alone, then chug some beers and do Tequila shots?

[/list]

Anyone know the new rules with the new government that apply here?

M.

Or...

Wait for two months to make sure that it wouldn't come back and send your condolences using a puppet.

After that, celebrate by burning down the embassy, if you have one, that Culveria has. (withdraw your ambassador, with a valid reason, first.)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yes?!

Oh, slap my legs and call me Roger!

Another opporpunist! And a bad one to boot!

You should go to see [nation=short]elfshire[/nation], who's moonlighting as Professor Treebark Woodchip over at the University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]. They have the best 'Punnistry' faculty in Spiritus!

The best, (and most massive,) lump-o-lard in the schoolyard is one Mister Wal- uh, my apologies, he's now Professor Walruson. Indeed, we are very familiar with his laaaaaarge body of work.

His puns are legendary and second to none.

Even a powerful Jedi-Zombi Lord, such as yourself, could learn from 'The Farce' powers of 'Punnistry', 'Punnishment' and the mystical 'Punnilingual Arts' held within the Iceberg walls of the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation].

Lord JayZeeJay, seek out Professors Treebark Woodchip & Mister Walruson you must, hmmm!

Learn from them you can.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Or...

Wait for two months to make sure that it wouldn't come back and send your condolences using a puppet.

After that, celebrate by burning down the embassy, if you have one, that Culveria has. (withdraw your ambassador, with a valid reason, first.)

Diplomatic and elegant!

What's not to like?

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Oh, slap my legs and call me Roger!

Another opporpunist! And a bad one to boot!

You should go to see [nation=short]elfshire[/nation], who's moonlighting as Professor Treebark Woodchip over at the University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]. They have the best 'Punnistry' faculty in Spiritus!

The best, (and most massive,) lump-o-lard in the schoolyard is one Mister Wal- uh, my apologies, he's now Professor Walruson. Indeed, we are very familiar with his laaaaaarge body of work.

His puns are legendary and second to none.

Even a powerful Jedi-Zombi Lord, such as yourself, could learn from 'The Farce' powers of 'Punnistry', 'Punnishment' and the mystical 'Punnilingual Arts' held within the Iceberg walls of the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation].

Lord JayZeeJay, seek out Professors Treebark Woodchip & Mister Walruson you must, hmmm!

Learn from them you can.

M.

Are my puns on Par? Ronald, please get me my tea.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Asmovia wrote:Orrrrrrr do absolutely nothing and move on already. Jesus Christ

Had dreads.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Are my puns on Par? Ronald, please get me my tea.

STOP it now!

Do not pass 'GO', do not collect $200 . . .

. . . Just go straight to the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] for your crash-course in 'Punnistry'!

You monster! You are a menace to this RMB at your current skill level!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:STOP it now!

Do not pass 'GO', do not collect $200 . . .

. . . Just go straight to the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] for your crash-course in 'Punnistry'!

You monster! You are a menace to this RMB at your current skill level!

M.

Get out of jail, ahem, the University for free.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

i has no read LOTR

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

All of the puns! So beautiful. *starts crying tears of joy*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:i has no read LOTR

Unless you want to "amuse" yourself with a whole lot of family connections that nobody cares about (hobbits ARE extremely boring), some weird stuff that makes the story even longer, an irrational hatred of industrialisation, long passages of people walking (Although the elf and the hobbits can't be really considered people.), mythology gags about stuff you haven't read either, romantic subplots nobody asked for (Still better than Twilight. But, frankly, what isn't?), cheap drama (You're walking into Mordor for Valar's sake! What did you expect?It's not like you almost died before. Oh wait. He did.), heroes who follow a plan so genius even a 3-year old could spot the flaws (And the worst part is that they didn't even succeed at the original plan. Yeah. Indiana Jones is a better planner.) and everything hinges on the fact that Sauron doesn't feel like reading "common sense for dummies", there's not really a reason that you should.

I DID read it. I can't honestly I remember much else than mind-numbing boredness.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:i has no read LOTR

Don't, Helms Deep is not a fort, it is a failure.

Because why will you leave a hole (other than gates) in an otherwise solid wall?

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Prunasia wrote:Don't, Helms Deep is not a fort, it is a failure.

Because why will you leave a hole (other than gates) in an otherwise solid wall?

That's not the worst.

It has 2 major issues:

"No escape routes."

"It's in the middle of nowhere."

The first makes it for the suicidal.

The second makes it virtually useless.

You control a valley nobody cares about! Yay!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia

Alekseandrea wrote:That's not the worst.

It has 2 major issues:

"No escape routes."

"It's in the middle of nowhere."

The first makes it for the suicidal.

The second makes it virtually useless.

You control a valley nobody cares about! Yay!

Oh and you never bothered with towers, portcullis or murder holes, totally defensible.

And I am not going to start about the lack of an outer wall.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Deusaetherius

Prunasia wrote:Culveria isn't here anymore.

Alekseandrea wrote:THE FIRST ONE WHO DARES TO CELEBRATE WILL BE BLAMED!

Also, it would be impolite.

*Holds moments silence, and fires off a 21 gun salute*

*"The Last Post" plays out*

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Mrglglglgland wrote:Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

I have not watched any of the Lord of the Rings movies.

In fact, I only know Hugo Weaving from his roles as Agent Smith and V.

I repent.

I have to say I really enjoyed him as V!

Seeing the struggle against an oppressive and corrupt regime, the road to a revolution, and the Houses of Parliament blow up like that near the end of the movie...

It is something that keeps bringing me back to watching the movie again, and again...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:The Colony of Sons of Culveria (7 hours ago) in Kesmoor, on his own RMB . . .

Sons Of Culveria " yeah guys this is just an account i used to keep tabs on a place, im letting it rot here. Draconos here, dying puppet. just gonna let it rot so dont mind it. "

Huh. Well, now he's chosen not to "keep tabs" on us here in Spiritus anymore, and is rotting in Kesmoor...

M.

It is curious that he is either; (a) ignorant of the fact that you can read the posts on any RMB of any region; and in effect "keep tabs" on things, without a puppet being placed in the region in your sights, OR (b) he is lying about his motives, and really had a puppet here in order to interact and interfere; ie. in order to be able to respond to posts on our RMB, without having an embassy to provide such privileges...

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Greater Brazilistan wrote:How about 500 pounds of fresh mountain coffee...[spoiler=*whispers*]...and cocaina...[/spoiler]...from the hills of [nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]?!

We'll take a ton!

Marli wrote:**Delivers a consignment of "special" brownies to the RMB**

**Opens the special "coffee shops" in our capital city**

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Great British Federation wrote:I have to say I really enjoyed him as V!

Seeing the struggle against an oppressive and corrupt regime, the road to a revolution, and the Houses of Parliament blow up like that near the end of the movie...

It is something that keeps bringing me back to watching the movie again, and again...

That train full of explosives is the hype train, it cannot stop, only derail or explode.

Great British Federation wrote:It is curious that he is either; (a) ignorant of the fact that you can read the posts on any RMB of any region; and in effect "keep tabs" on things, without a puppet being placed in the region in your sights, OR (b) he is lying about his motives, and really had a puppet here in order to interact and interfere; ie. in order to be able to respond to posts on our RMB, without having an embassy to provide such privileges...

The dossier is there...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Parron Republic wrote:...The dossier is there...

**Takes dossier - Hands you the microfilm, and memory stick**🕵

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

We're still talking about this lol

I got this as a telegram from them:

"it is fine, my home is where i shall stay, for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus, but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself, i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now"

Matrixulated

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Takes dossier - Hands you the microfilm, and memory stick**🕵

**Both the handler of the dossier, and the handler of the microfilm and memory stick are grabbed, forcefully injected with an unidentified substance, dragged into a dark corner of the RMB, and dumped; their pockets and baggage examined, and certain things removed from them**🕵

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Also, when did Parron leave?

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Great British Federation wrote:I have to say I really enjoyed him as V!

Seeing the struggle against an oppressive and corrupt regime, the road to a revolution, and the Houses of Parliament blow up like that near the end of the movie...

It is something that keeps bringing me back to watching the movie again, and again...

*Overture 1812 plays in the background as a vigilante blows up the spaceport of Parlai*

Statens wrote:We're still talking about this lol

I got this as a telegram from them:

"it is fine, my home is where i shall stay, for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus, but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself, i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now"

1) It is ignorant of why we wanted it out.

Or

2) It is making us feel, horrible.

Or

3) It is too self-critical.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

Statens wrote:Also, when did Parron leave?

What?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:What?

OHHHH, I got confuzzled because there's a Parron Republic region.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Great British Federation wrote:I have to say I really enjoyed him as V!

Seeing the struggle against an oppressive and corrupt regime, the road to a revolution, and the Houses of Parliament blow up like that near the end of the movie...

It is something that keeps bringing me back to watching the movie again, and again...

(prepares to go nuke happy)

(blows up everyone's capital, including mine)

Wheeee!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Statens, The Parron Republic

Eastazia wrote:**Both the handler of the dossier, and the handler of the microfilm and memory stick are grabbed, forcefully injected with an unidentified substance, dragged into a dark corner of the RMB, and dumped; their pockets and baggage examined, and certain things removed from them**🕵

**Targets the operatives of [nation=short]The Parron Republic[/nation], [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation], and [nation=short]Eastazia[/nation] with drone strikes, carpet bombs the 3 largest cities of each country, and a couple of neighbouring countries suffer collateral damage**

**Fails to gather intelligence on what the hell the dossier, microfilm, or memory stick were all about, and doesn't give a damn about it either**

**Suffers from increased crime, anarchist & revolutionary activities, terrorist attacks, and a fall in diplomatic standings; getting viewed as an international pariah, and becoming the butt of jokes worldwide**

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Animal Farmerica wrote:

**Suffers from increased crime, anarchist & revolutionary activities, terrorist attacks, and a fall in diplomatic standings; getting viewed as an international pariah, and becoming the butt of jokes worldwide**

What do I do next with my life?

**becomes best friends with Chucks Norris, wins the world eating contest for potatoes, and discovers a new dimension**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:What do I do next with my life?

**becomes best friends with Chucks Norris, wins the world eating contest for potatoes, and discovers a new dimension**

Which of those is most important? :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

New poll...

>_>

<_<

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:New poll...

>_>

<_<

I feel those facial expressions on like a spiritual level.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:I feel those facial expressions on like a spiritual level.

Ooohhh, that's deep, man!

M.

Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I gots a poll idea!

Where will you set up your secret base?

On an island

On a potato farm

In a separate dimension

Nowhere

Underground

Chick-Fil-A

In a cave(like batman)

Wall street

On the internet

On a space station

In a fortress

In a secret ninja hideout

etc. if you have more ideas

ahem.

salaxans.

this one.

*puts itrosomia advertising into everyones drinks and food*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I'll do that one next! :P This one only lasts until Sunday. Remind me again when this one expires! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

Why did parrona vote long live the potato alliance when he wasn't in it?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Salaxalans wrote:Which of those is most important? :P

Making friends with Chick Norris obviously. :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Making friends with Chick Norris obviously. :)

I don't know, you sure about that? Chuck Norris is a little...weird. Like thinks Texas is being illegally occupied by the US weird :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Asmovia wrote:I don't know, you sure about that? Chuck Norris is a little...weird. Like thinks Texas is being illegally occupied by the US weird :P

The cortex likes weird.

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Alekseandrea wrote:The cortex likes weird.

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Vortex. I meant vortex. Not cortex. Unless it's the votex's cortex.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Somalia called in to the international Olympics to apologize. They did not realize shooting and sailing were two separate sports.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

For too long have tyrants oppressed us, an age of innovation is the result of such tyranny, but is it worth the cost of our basic rights? The condition is ripe for revolution, all we need is public support, a figure to rally around, and the moral high ground, sadly our Crown Prince has "disappeared" from public eye. Parrona is only the second country to succumb to a tyrant, soon the empire will follow, and only the most radical of republics will stand against the yellow tide. Our people's suffering just began, 2 weeks ago to be exact, and it will continue for as long as our tyrant is able to ensure that his progeny sit on the sky-throne, we would not wait for the princes to claim the crown, no, we must take action, and abolish the crown if need be, for it is the proletariat's time, it is our time.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:For too long have tyrants oppressed us, an age of innovation is the result of such tyranny, but is it worth the cost of our basic rights? The condition is ripe for revolution, all we need is public support, a figure to rally around, and the moral high ground, sadly our Crown Prince has "disappeared" from public eye. Parrona is only the second country to succumb to a tyrant, soon the empire will follow, and only the most radical of republics will stand against the yellow tide. Our people's suffering just began, 2 weeks ago to be exact, and it will continue for as long as our tyrant is able to ensure that his progeny sit on the sky-throne, we would not wait for the princes to claim the crown, no, we must take action, and abolish the crown if need be, for it is the proletariat's time, it is our time.

Ah. Nothin like a gold ol fashion rebellion to warm the heart. Is this a COMMUNIST rebellion or a regular one? Personally I prefer to stay away from communism as it leads to a one party military reigning state.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council, Ther Socanius

[spoiler]Our last king was killed on the battle field, his tendency to settle grudges almost immediately was his demise, had we stayed neutral, our industrial worlds wouldn't be devastated 1 year and a month ago, and now parliament is but an empty shell, and our old guard had to make way for the Unsullied, now, we can only wait, for a the princes to fight for the throne or for our revolution to have full support from the people, for it isn't just for the workers, it is for their children, their freedom... *gets interrupted by a transmission* ...and now the Lord-Regent of Horsea declares himself the Lord Paramount of the Empire, the yellow tide will not stop, until it consumes every democracy in its vicinity, and the communists will not hijack our rebellion, for ours is the fury, and they will burn at the stake, but the communists, they aren't our biggest problem, it is those radical progressives, who believes that forests are in the way of progress, despite our treasury being inexhaustible, for now. They are going to have their books thrown out of an airlock towards a star! [/spoiler]

Matrixulated

"When Mongolia sends it's people across the border, they aren't sending their best. We're going to build a wall, and we will have the Huns pay for that wall. Make China great again"

Tim-Opolis, Legendus, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council, Prunasia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Post self-deleted by Statens.

I need sleep. Does anyone know where I can buy some?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia

Statens wrote:I need sleep. Does anyone know where I can buy some?

Yes.

1. Buy "Dear John", a movie no one should ever watch.

2. Watch it.

3. Drown in your apathy.

4. Fall asleep.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia

Post self-deleted by Consigahria.

Post self-deleted by Consigahria.

The Parron Republic wrote:For too long have tyrants oppressed us, an age of innovation is the result of such tyranny, but is it worth the cost of our basic rights?

*Down the hall and to the right, and down another hallway, the elderly grandmother of Prime Minister K. T. Benjamin Davis XII of Consigahria is lying in bed. At 9:33am local time, whereas in Consigahria local time is 2:33am, at this time she's normally still sleeping. Her eyes tear open.*

The Parron Republic wrote:The condition is ripe for revolution, all we need is public support, a figure to rally around, and the moral high ground, sadly our Crown Prince has "disappeared" from public eye. Parrona is only the second country to succumb to a tyrant, soon the empire will follow, and only the most radical of republics will stand against the yellow tide.

*The short, elderly lady grabs her walker and proceeds to the presentation room.*

The Parron Republic wrote:Our people's suffering just began, 2 weeks ago to be exact, and it will continue for as long as our tyrant is able to ensure that his progeny sit on the sky-throne, we would not wait for the princes to claim the crown, no, we must take action, and abolish the crown if need be, for it is the proletariat's time,...

*Like an assassin, she grabs an empty crumpled soda can and chucks it at the Parronan like a football, pegging him between the eyes, though luckily not quite with enough force to draw blood.*

The Parron Republic wrote:...it is our time.

*The ambassador's speech is punctuated with a loud metallic clang.*

*Old lady: "黙れ!眠ろうとしてんだ!" Within seconds, Corporal Service* surrounds her, and all but one escorts her back to her room. All the while, the old lady refuses to go quietly; throwing a string of Native Consigahrian profanities and orders not followed, they soon have her confined to quarters, safely away from The Parron Republic's ambassador. Prime Minister Davis XII sits in his seat in stunned (and embarrassed) silence.*

P.M. Davis XII: ...Uh,... sorry. *casual coffeesip*

Statens wrote:I need sleep. Does anyone know where I can buy some?

P.M. Davis XII: There's a coffee machine over there. *points to a corner of the room, the wrong corner*

CS translator: She said, "Please be quiet. I'm trying to rest." We apologize for that.

P.M. Davis XII: *clears throat* No, she said, "Shut the hell up. I'm trying to sleep." There's a difference. Be accurate. Apologize for that.

CS translator: ...Yes, sir. Sorry, sirs.

[spoiler=CS - the Corporal Service]For more information, see http://nswiki.org/Consigahria#the_Corporal_Service[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Deusaetherius

Hello Folks, new one here.

After looking through the sheer amount of spam, thought this group was most like my cup of team. Hope to get know some you a little better

Cheers, CEO of Venchia

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, Prunasia

Venchia wrote:Hello Folks, new one here.

After looking through the sheer amount of spam, thought this group was most like my cup of team. Hope to get know some you a little better

Cheers, CEO of Venchia

Welcome! I hope you like it here. I definitely recommend checking out the forums and popping into the Discord chat to say hi. Let us know if you have any questions!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Things do get rather interesting around here.

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Venchia wrote:Hello Folks, new one here.

After looking through the sheer amount of spam, thought this group was most like my cup of team. Hope to get know some you a little better

Cheers, CEO of Venchia

If you are looking for high quality spam (which is a positive negative) you should have came 300 pages ago.

*and also I am scrolling through the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos, ew. *

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Itrosomia wrote:I gots a poll idea!

Where will you set up your secret base?

On an island

On a potato farm

In a separate dimension

Nowhere

Underground

Chick-Fil-A

In a cave(like batman)

Wall street

On the internet

On a space station

In a fortress

In a secret ninja hideout

etc. if you have more ideas

In a big super-sized bottle of

'Responsibility Pills'.

(Take one pill daily for life!)

No one will EVER find my Super Secret Base there!

Muah-ah-ahhhhh!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:In a big super-sized bottle of

'Responsibility Pills'.

(Take one pill daily for life!)

No one will EVER find my Super Secret Base there!

Muah-ah-ahhhhh!

M.

Truly, a plan as cunning as a fox who just has been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

"When Brittan send it's people across the border, they aren't sending their best. They're bringing opium, they're bringing crime, their rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We're going to build a wall, and we will have the East India Company pay for that wall. If England wants to bring goods into China for trade they can do so, but they have to do it LEGALLY. China has become the dumping grounds for all of England's opium and their bringing it in mass quantities. The illegal opium trade is flooding China with drugs and it's got to stop. We will build another wall along the sea border so that Brittan cannot ilegaly trade opium in China. We will tighten border control so that all the drugs coming into the country will stop."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"When Brittan . . ."

. . . was as far as I read that post!

Why, you say?

Because I am British. From Britain.

English is the language I speak.

So, learn to spell, use a dictionary, and fix this heinous sh*t!!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:. . . was as far as I read that post!

Why, you say?

Because I am British. From Britain.

English is the language I speak.

So, learn to spell, use a dictionary, and fix this heinous sh*t!!!

M.

Breaking news from Centralus time square, grammar nazis are repelled from assault on a post. Poster says "Brittan be damned"

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Breaking news from Centralus time square, grammar nazis are repelled from assault on a post. Poster says "Brittan be damned"

It hurts my eyes.

And I'm not even a native speaker.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

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