Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
What? We? It's just itro, I'm biased against easy, large targets, I'm no marksman, after all.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Not unless I conjure it does.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
whats more important... ignorance or military strength? I only have one to focus on.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why would you focus on ignorance?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Because military strength is a lot harder to get relatively high?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Matrixulated
Is that supposed to be proof?
Top 20% means little. Relatively high is the top 5% at least.
If one would pursue the options to make ones citizens simpletons, I have no doubt you'd have an easier time reaching the top 5%. There are simply more focused warmongers than anti-intellectuals I'm afraid.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I'm going for full decadence, there's no competition there, right?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated
*Offers GG asylum and full citizenship*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
"Can you hear my heart beat? Tired of feeling I'm never enough. I close my eyes and tell myself that my dreams will come true"
Well, [nation=short]speros[/nation] asked and I simply assumed he wants one of those you're in the top 1/5/10 % badges.
It's easier to get one of thise in things that less people focus on.
Matrixulated
Yeah I want to go for the most ignorant citizens in all of NationStates, I was aiming for highest military spending then I accidentally destroyed my economy...
Urran, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Good luck, because I don't think Feckface is going to be giving that title up anytime soon lol
Matrixulated, Speros, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Thyracineholm
I wasn't planning on asking his permission ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Nazi Resurgence.
hello!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Thyracineholm
YOU THINK YOU EVER STOOD A CHANCE? NO, SON. I DO IT THE AMERICAN WAY.
PREPARE FOR THE AIRSTRIKE.
<3
I DON'T NEED IT, BUT AS THANKS, HAVE SOME BEER.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
I'm back and jet lagged
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
There's no X-com, earth doesn't stand a chance!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Thyracineholm
Hello there, if you don't mind me asking, what's with the name?
Matrixulated, Thyracineholm
howdy!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No....but we do have a super-secret, last-gasp, awww-fuggitt hail-Mary play known as....
The Can of Culverian Spam doomsday device!
Grab your ankles!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Wait, that's suicide. For both sides.
You sure, you want to use it?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
So you're going to spout more alternative facts?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
HELL YEAH.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
American: Um, sorry, but what does the first line say?
Russian: It says, "Danger, do not jump in".
A: ...and the one below?
R: It says the same thing, in Chinese.
A: And the last one?
R: Same thing, in Korean.
A: Why isn't it in English?
R: Because you Americans, are allowed to jump in.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
I would also like to know
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
No comment
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
That was a comment!
Return to your overcrowded, poop-stained, frozen floating domecile and be mute, Mister Walruson!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
To quote the actor Will Smith . . .
"Awww Hell nahhh!"
. . . aaaand scene!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
To quote the actor Will Smith . . .
"Awww Hell nahhh!"
. . . aaaand scene!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Doublethink, you a prole or a Orwellian leadership?
Exact copy, double post!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
Double-impact, for effect!
Or was it a glitch . . . because we changed something?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Uhh we?
There was only one of you when I left....did you fall down and you can't get up?
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Tim-Opolis what is a residency score.
NEW POLL who has ideas? :P
Alekseandrea
Who is the best evil alien overlord in Spiritus?
[list]
[*][nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation]
[*][nation=short]salaxalans_of_spiritus[/nation]
[*][nation=short]salaxians[/nation]
[*][nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]
[*][nation=short]totally_not_salaxalans[/nation]
[*]potato!
[/list]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
What about The_Potato_Loving_Nation_Of_Salaxalans?
I totally did not just create that nation to make a half funny comment. Get that idea out of your head :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Wirendosan, Statens
Yaay! Four #1 Regional Rankings now!
Civil Rights
Political Freedoms
Integrity
Book Publishing
We are everywhere, and we are nowhere!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
They're multiplying!
We're doomed!
Doomed!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Everyone start clapping! First to stop gets free shower! Made in Germany!
*begins to clap*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Don't worry I can resurrect them, and absorb them into my hordes...
Let's put it this way - Do you want to die from war and conflict, or ignorance; which can lead to more war, conflict, famine, pestilence, and death overall?!I personally prefer an educated, brainy populace myself... [sub](Mmmm Yummy!)[/sub]
Oh well! 😔Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Speros, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Quaterna
Wahoo, I can now edit my nation classification to anything I want (except House of the Legionary Potata - that was 1 character too long :( )!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Begins to speak in a stereotypical British accent
Listen ere mate. If there's anyone in the world who is willing to give away a free shower, it is us Brits. We get a helluvalotta rain ere!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Animal Farmerica.
Listen you! We have an agreement! - We support you financially, and militarily, and in exchange you encourage the willing repatriation of the ethnic peoples of [nation=short]The Twelve Tribes[/nation] out of our territories, so we don't have resort to the sort of methods used in 1930's and 40's Germany, and you carry out the kind of actions of 1930's and 40's Germany on the peoples of your neighbouring nations so that we can enjoy the highly profitable conflict, destruction, division, and war in the neverending cycle of "straw man"/"strongman" or "rebel"/"terrorist" group creation, "regime change", total war, and "nation rebuilding"...
Ok?!
[sub][As far as I'm aware OGG isn't "one of yours"...][/sub]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes
I have Camels 🐪
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We have competition?
Matrixulated, Speros
Good luck to you ;) I have the head start
Matrixulated
Noooo! Don't throw down the gauntlet and challenge an Arab state . . . you might lose your head for a start!
M.
The Dark Norse, Speros, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, Thyracineholm, The Twelve Tribes
Me, myself, and I, Spuddles.
I as in, I the Eyebrow Shaving Ninja Master.
You want to go back to AIT missing one or two next time?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You're a despicable human being.
By all means, carry on.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
The Eyebrow Shaving.....Ninja master??
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Hullo.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thank you ma'am.
Yes ma'am.
It's a military tradition.
If you get drunk and pass-out during midnight maneuvers (off-base, group R&R on the town) you risk forfeiture of eyebrow(s) or part of/all of your moustache.
I am known to be highly skilled in this artform.
Before Spuddles left for his BCT I relieved him of his left eyebrow.
After a recent visit home, and piss-poor performance on midnight maneuvers, I relieved him of both eyebrows before he RTB for his AIT and MOS focus.
Are we good?
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Yes we are. Thank you for your insight. I was so confused and have never heard of that tradition. You learn something new every day! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What the hell?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Snakkra abolishes caste system
This year's joke (from MP): Royal Palace for sale, King's sword privatised.
MP William Smith jabs at businesses this year.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Looks up from rubbing sword against a whetstone*
Huh?
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
He did.
He is stealthy.
He got me.
My DI's knew what was up, they thought it was hilarious.
Meh.
As Klingon proverb goes....
"revenge is a dish best served cold."
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Heya!
Have a welcome! potato!
And a *potata*....hmmm!
Huzzah!
(P.S. - don't stand too close to [nation=short]al-dawla_al-islamiya[/nation]....
I'm working on a drone-strike package.
Ssshhhh!)
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Why a drone strike though? Full orbital bombardment will do, or a cyclonic torpedo. It works!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Did you clone Snakkra . . . again?!
He's got more lives than a Time Lord!
I vote orbital bombardment. Much more shouty.
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Yeah yeah, Spuddles!
Bring it on.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And lots more bombs...
To quote Donald Trump, "I'm gonna bomb the s**t out of them!"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
U know, I doubt s**t would work well as a bomb...
It's quite strong and stinky, but it cannot penetrate through ceilings/walls very well.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
I quote, so, statement not mine.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Dodgy Drac!
Dodgy Dave!
Dodgy Don!
Matrixulated
Crap it's Saturday and I forgot a poll. :P hmmm
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia
We should really have a polling official, to replace you.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We're running out of numbers to label the clones with.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I gave you a perfectly good poll!
I don't see why you refuse to use my masterpiece.
I disagree.
It has proven to be quite entertaining to blame Salaxalans.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
A frigate called Salaxalans is making threats. What do you suggest? Prime Minister?
Sink it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
But I don't want to reveal all my secret identities, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]! :P There are a few more nations you missed...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes
First you have to find me! 👀😒😂
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Exterminatus order for earth! Full orbital bombardment, get them cyclonic torpedoes for bigger (windier) effect!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Uhhh....we have innocent spuds and tubers down here!
We beg The Mother's Mercy!
Target your weapons on the camels, the Camels, and the Camel Lights!
[I]Huzzah! [/I]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
[nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation] is a literary charlatan and a hack!
Yes!
Blame! Blame! Blame!
He....he was the second evil manipulating alien overlord (and oft-entertaining poll-hack) shooter on the grassy knoll in Dealey Plaza!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
[I]Huzzah! [/I]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
I knew it!
[nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation] is #ulveria and all its associated split-personalities!
Oh the humanity!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Methinks young Spuddles hath been watching 'Game of Thrones' today.
See tonight's episode?
Theon bitched out BIG-time!
What a Muppet.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
The torpedoes don't discriminate, you are all equally dead!
Impeach impe...wait, this is for Dodgy Don. Um. *flips paper*
Castrate castrate castrate!
That poor sod. Um, I meant organic waste.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Popping up to say hello, seeing the torpedoes and organic waste, I'm deciding to pop back down below!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Popping in for a quick hello. Then to sleep while more issues queue up.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Is there a map?
Yeah I have, I love it!
Yeah I have.
Yeah he did.
Yes he is, big time!
[I]Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Winter is coming, "Spuddles"!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
My God man! Are you not British?! - Where's your backbone? Your stiff upper lip? - Your Queensbury Rules fighting spirit? - With only a load of coal, blood, sweat, and iron, behind a rather small army, we ruled an Empire that spanned a quarter of the Globe; an Empire on which the Sun never set! - We took on the World and won with nothing but a load of bluff and bravado! - You would not be online playing this game if not for our heritage!
Buck up man!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Grand Expanse
...and that was the last thing he saw!
**FLASH**
**BANG!**
**WALLOP**
**Something small and indescribable rolls out of the wreckage, covered in blood**
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
You've been hanging around them loud, brash, arrogant 'Muricans too long buddy...
The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
**Offers you asylum, a generous social security package, and innumerable opportunities for self-improvement in globally recognised "most happiest" realm in the world**
[The ghetto we deposit refugees in looks suspiciously like a large target; from the air, or indeed space]
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
**Inserts cartoon insulting [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] here**
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
**Publishes cartoon internationally**
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
**Wipes out [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] while you were all busy just talking about it**
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
▪We knew where Saddam Hussein was, and that he definitely had WMD, because it was us (and our allies) that had sold all the WMD to him in the first place! - Mostly to fight against Iran (another country we had meddled with) - We just miscalculated how much of them he had already used against his own people, and thus whether there was any left...
Kzzzkkttttzxxzxzxxcftgvhyyhbjtttt#covfefe
[sub][Transmission Interrupted][/sub]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
TO QUOTE DONALD TRUMP, GRAB THEM BY THE
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Slaps [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] with sanctions, and other internationally agreed "punishments", for making us look bad and doing our job**
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
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