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Region: Spiritus
Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Looks to me like the main guidelines are here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=159348&sid=2967c19c9679df2acc2a9d90673d1b4d
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Using my precioussssss puppets I have "balanced"/biased the Spiritus poll to show my disdain for the Rolling Stones! - The Beatles, and The Who were truly superior!! Mwah-hahahahahaha!!!
Praise Be to:
▪The [nation=short]Great British Federation[/nation]
▪[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation]
▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
This is great!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulkenmarsh
hi i just got independence and went communist
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Hey!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh how could I forget about my dear hash browns....
Numutal
Thanks. I'll take it home and love it and squeeze it and hug it and name it George!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, Faulkenmarsh
We're more of a Tom Lehrer kind of people.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
...
You!
Should consider learning to spell.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Posted '[DRAFT] Repeal "Restrictions on Child Labor"' on the offsite forums.
I would be very pleased if I could get some feedback. :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Numutal
Hey, can we do another spiritus mafia tournament?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo, Quaterna, Numutal, Ltin Corporation
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Numutal
Maaaaaaybe. :P
I'll take a look today!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Mafia tournament?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
Murder, intrigue...
I think it's a "find the killers" game.
Matrixulated
Look at that region and go under the rules dispatch.
Matrixulated
I cannot like this but consider this liked by me.
That was fun.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
How does one suggest a new poll?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
Just post it here or in the discord chat and Salax will consider it
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
This is not the greatest nation to ever inhabit Spiritus, this is just a tribute...
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I used to know some Rogue Lumberjacks, great guys, but they were consumed by the undead Legions of [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation].
Such a pity. They were a good bunch.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
They were...
So... erhm...
I can't seem to find a word to properly describe him.
Fun comes close, but it fails to describe his rogueness and lumberjackness.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
"I was once on the receiving end of a xenophobic rant from an immigrant from The Exalted Supremacy Of East Borland. He apparently ended up forced to live in the Vivan Empire. Listening to his rant I realized I had not known true racism til that day. I did some research and realized that the country was the least inclusive nation in the world. That would explain why he looked disgusted when I kissed my boyfriend. I am a male by the way. He ranted about every conceivable thing wrong with not just Vivans, but ALL foreign things in general. He was racist, sexist, homophobic, and every other conceivable thing. From what I gather, the rest of his nation is pretty much just as bigoted as himself"
The Parron Republic
Could our Delegate propose a resolution for increased trade or something along those lines? If u can thanks.
Matrixulated
Resplendent in flannel?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
* . . . MegaCity News . . . *
[Nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] successfully hosted the Spiritus Olympics.
* . . . MegaCity News . . . *
How'd you like those potatoes, baby?
Does anybody want to lay claim to any event Gold Medals?
It could be fun!
I'm going to start and lay claim to first-place and the Gold Medals in the 'Shart-Put' and the 'Slipped-Discus' events.
I'm pretty sure [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] won the coveted Gold Medal in the 'Fat-tathlon' event, being such a heavy favorite going in to the Olympics.
So, anybody game for the games, Spiritus Olympics style?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Hello.
I've just recently joinged at 11:53 on the 14th of May 2017. (It's my birthday. WHOO!"
Anyhow, could you tell me how to up my industry and increase my economy? Thanks.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
You simply pick the pro-market choices in your issues.
If you want to know the possible results of an issue, you can always google it.
But that would be boring.
Matrixulated
Well it was great when the Itrosomior athlete on the Olympic intelligence, rocket science, and pneumatical physics in five seconds.
And then one of the Itrosomior athletes went and won the robot fighting competition.
And we did not win the fat-tatholon, that was parrona's mother.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulkenmarsh
I claim first-place and Gold Medals in the 100m, 400m, and 800m Rapid Shambles, aswell as the 4×100 and 4×400 Zombie Relay (with "bite-on-passing"; just bite, catch, and release; with "controlled" spread of Zombi virus; ie. no silly batons!)...
Matrixulated
How can a country have a mother? Hmm?
Meanwhile we are currently trying to deal with a civil war here, so, it's pretty hectic.
Matrixulated
Any poll ideas?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
Greetings from Redemptionland!
Here is our Declaration
We the people of Redemptionland aim to live in freedom by the grace of our almighty creator. We ordain this decree to be a beacon of liberty that constrains our government to work for the well being of its constituency. Our government is to observe the natural rights given to us by our creator. The rights of life, liberty, and property are to be intrinsically observed. All people are equal and are to be regarded with the same amount of liberty. The government exist to uphold the liberty of individuals by equal protection under our laws. If government ever oversteps its boundaries and infringes on the rights of its people, it is their due diligence to overthrow the regime and reestablish order. We humbly proclaim all of this in the year of our Lord 2017
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Nwisjsiisdiudisishdisosisxjke
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I agree
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Kyle Stan cartman kenny
yes i think that would make a great poll
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulkenmarsh
Hey, I'm a brand new player and I'm just wondering what my first step should be to try and get into the game? Should I write a fact book for my nation or is there a less daunting way to figure out roleplaying on here?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Sigh you wait for issues to help you
Note I'm not a roleplaying guy myself, but in terms of getting started with the roleplaying part of things you don't have to write a whole complex fact book, but you should have some idea of what your nation is at least. I don't know anything about RPing on the NS forums but in Spiritus I think there are a few people who are hoping to put together a roleplay thing, hopefully you all can find each other XD
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Oh and as for an introduction to NationStates as a whole, this is a good thing to read: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10457244/1/#new
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I didn't even know we had a newbie guide...
I'm getting old.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Numutal
Should we do a spiritus mafia tournament?
What should a new role be for the spiritus mafia tournament?
Why do we keep letting itrosomia make these polls?
He's great at making them.
I have no idea
We are too lazy to make them ourselves.
Because potato
What is your favorite animal?
Bear
Walrus
Wolf
Dolphin
Phish
Cow
Sheep
Say on the RMB
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulkenmarsh
Phish ???
Wasn't he a singer?
Definitely not belonging on this list.
Silly Walrus.
M.
Alekseandrea
No, phish.
Like the stuff that swims.
They have gills.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
They are called fish.
Silly Walrus.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
No, not fish, phish.
Like people who send emails to people to get personal information from them.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
*** Orcinus Daily News ***
National Lottery Jackpot Winner Announced!
It's a killer payout!
A real whale of a payday!
Feel the love, [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation], all of your dreams have come true!
Don't be a lard-ass and miss your chance to be rolling in riches!
Want one lumpy sum?
We only need your bank account details so we can deposit your booty directly!
Mr Orca
(This message is not Spm. Spam is mystery meat. This message is not Spm or Spam. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.)
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh
Those are called "Intelligence agencies".
Or "scammers".
It's hard to tell them apart.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Auztraalia
Oi, [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation].
Are you going to still going to comment on my proposal?
Matrixulated
...And with that "clarification" you've gone full retard! - How do you reconcile this "clarification" with your previous statement about "Phish" swimming and having gills?! - Those are FISH! - You know; give me two of them, and 5 loaves of bread and I will feed 5000 people!! I'm sure you're next "clarification", will only promote further obfuscation and madness...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Faulkenmarsh
Hey, mighty JayZeeJay, can you turn [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]'s Walrus pish into wine?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Llamo!
Matrixulated
Jesus!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
How do i get the survive the undead banner
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well, there's one way I know for sure, but it involves slathering garlic butter over your right butt-cheek and inviting [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation] to tea . . . but that's not for the faint of heart.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Survive Halloween.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia
No, I mean fish that phish.
WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND?!?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
Our brains refuse to acknowledge a pun that lame.
It also doesn't make much sense.
The fish should be the victim, not the scammer.
Or your joke could be too avant-garde fir us plebs.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulkenmarsh
Im listening to this and its amazing:
https://www.roblox.com/library/257771332/Its-a-cold-and-its-a-broken-Waluigi
Matrixulated
YES! Sorry. Things have been overwhelming recently but I will look at it later today in theory! :D
Also I moved it to a new place, I remade the drafting workshop since I had archived the old one: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/6008169/
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Do the site wide events only pop up on holidays, or are there random ones as well?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I wanna cry now
Matrixulated, Oinotna
NO.
Matrixulated
🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
Matrixulated
Exelent progress for me
Matrixulated
Hggh
Matrixulated
You've got Halloween and the April fools' days.
There aren't any random ones, I believe.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Auztraalia
I'm loving the poll [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Me too
Matrixulated
*รภเŦŦร*
Matrixulated
I just noticed Istromia himself voted for "Because he's great at making them"! Talk about self praise...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Faulkenmarsh
Yes
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Wow, thanks guys.
Feelin'the poll love here.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
OMG guys the endoresement cap has fallen to 30!
Line up, get your pitchforks here. Five potatoes each. Chip in another potato (did anyone get the horrible pun? :D) for a pre-burning one!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, The Parron Republic, Faulkenmarsh
Hmmm . . . yeah, all except the aforementioned self-cybering & gratuitous, "He's great at making them" vote.
Truly low-brow.
Even for a Walrus.
Back to the pun-factory with you!
(AKA the even lower-brow University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation], for those who don't know about Mister Walruson's professorial position of punnistry.)
And just like the * warning! * notices you see posted at a zoo enclosure . . .
Please don't encourage the Walrus!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
ђคк! ђคк! ђคк! Շђє รєภՇเєภՇ ɭคг๔ เร คгг๏ﻮคภՇ!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Wait, wait, are we readying for another potato war here?
*looks for French fried spears*
Hmm...
*can't find them, so makes some potato handgrenades*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Ŧ๏г ๒เ๏๔เשєгรเՇץ!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*loads RPL* (roast potato launcher)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Bye But I might be back! 54% chance sry but I might be back *hands potato* 🥔
Matrixulated, Faulkenmarsh
*looks at the poll*
What were you saying?
Also, i don't see any of you making any good polls.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
That'd be because we are lazy, and/or our previous suggestions were ignored...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Auztraalia
I said good polls.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh
Hey did anyone thing the new IT movie is cool
Matrixulated, Klownz
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
IT movie?
Matrixulated, Klownz
Puh-leeezzz tell me there's a Casus Belli that includes rout & clout for billy-clubbing conquest of infested icebergs?
Vassalise?
Maybe a Walrus-hide valise if that's what you mean?
Otherwise, just PWN his blubbery-Belli first and Casus him later!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Stephen King. 'IT'
I read the book as a teenager and it scarred me for life.
Clowns, balloons, and especially storm drains. Nope nope nope.
I will walk to the middle of a street to avoid a storm drain, even today, and especially at dusk or when it's dark.
That book scarred me for life.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Numutal, Klownz
Can't be worse than "Watership Down". *shudders*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Yep. I like that poll much better!
Don't forget to add the potato option . . . sayyy you might edit the Casus Beli option,
'humiliate rival'
. . . to include the modifiers,
[list] violently
repeatedly
jovially
mercilessly
dismissively[/list]
. . . for example and then add one of these potato modifiers?
. . . with a/an/my . . .
Potato Club
Potato Walrus
Potato Canon
Potato Orbital Weapons System
Potata Device
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Faulkenmarsh
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Which Casus Belli would you use on Itrosomia?
(The poll with Parrona coming soon!)
Conquest/Reconquest
Colonialism
Crusade/Jihad/Holy (Potato) War
Enforce Personal Union
Liberation
Extermination
Vassalise
Replace Government
Forced Humiliation
Stage a coup/Support Rebels
{Revised twice as per Matixulated's suggestion.}
{Revised thrice}
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Dude, delete some of your old ones, they're getting tedious.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Casus Beli on Parrona?
Easy . . .
Abduct the leader, Parrona, make him wear a full-sized potato-suit and make him an ambassador of peace, tranquility, and goodwill for Spiritus.
The potato-suit is sponsored by Draconis! Kingdom of the Spam-Dragons theme restaurants.
*(Stores opening near you soon!)
Also, on the back of the potato-suit for social media prmotion is emblazoned,
#moonparrona
There! Put that in your poll!
Who's getting poll-roasted next?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Faulkenmarsh
Really?
I loooooooved that book.
The animated cartoon movie they made was much darker than the book. Especially seeing General Woundwort come to life on a big screen.
But the book was a joy to read!
Unless . . .
Wait . . .
We figured out [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] was a faaaaaaaake human, but could she . . . be . . . a fluffy bunny wabbit?
"There's a dog loose in the woods . . . there's a dog loose . . ."
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
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