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Nea Chora wrote:i'd like to run.

The Salaxalans

The Salaxalans

Hey, The Salaxalans, I would like to run for the office of The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag.

The Salaxalans, Ltin Corporation

hello The Salaxalans, i'd like to run for fry at the bottom of the bag

The Salaxalans, Ltin Corporation

Added you both to the list! :D

Nea Chora

hello, where on earth do i start

Altered Natives, Haremm, Nea Chora

North-South America wrote:hello, where on earth do i start

the beginning on ns? answering issues and (maybe) writing factbooks, i guess

Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America

North-South America wrote:hello, where on earth do i start

it's not about where do you start but where do you end

Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America

Kasadea wrote:it's not about where do you start but where do you end

My glorious nation shall never end, so long as even just a single denizen lives and breathes, world domination will be our destination.

Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America

Ah! As my previous poll of gifts has been destroyed so unceremoniously, I instead offer to you all every gift I promised and more besides! Enjoy this fine bounty and remember my polls fondly, my darlings!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1473533

The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Haremm, Kasadea, South Breston

May the ferret be with you.

Altered Natives

May I request some POTATOES?

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

Vaticanisia wrote:May I request some POTATOES?

Raw or cooked; hot, room temp or cold; and how many bags do you have?

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Haremm, Vaticanisia

The Potatonic Order wrote:Raw or cooked; hot, room temp or cold; and how many bags do you have?

I was referring to The Salaxalans, but I prefer cold, raw, 5 million bags

Yes my people starve

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Haremm

Vaticanisia wrote:I was referring to The Salaxalans, but I prefer cold, raw, 5 million bags

Yes my people starve

They are on their way right now, hope you enjoy.

Also, as someone who has eaten: raw potatoes, cold plain baked potatoes, and hot baked potatoes with varying toppings and a nation-state named after potatoes, I consider myself fully qualified for potatoing. The result is you can get potatoes from multiple sources.

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Haremm, Vaticanisia

🥔

There.

One more source.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia

The Salaxalans

Requesting BOILING HOT MELTY LAVA POTATOES please

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

Vaticanisia wrote:The Salaxalans

Requesting BOILING HOT MELTY LAVA POTATOES please

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Here you go

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia

Say what else can we do other than the issues

What do we use the cards for

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm

North-South America wrote:Say what else can we do other than the issues

What do we use the cards for

You can collect them as you please.

Or totally ignore them.

Nationstates is very freeform. There are RPs out there. You could get involved in the government of Spiritus.

I'm working on a collection of every Spiritus trading card. Only 2 left for season 1!

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm

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Here you go

Thank you now my people cannot speak

Next time maybe not so spicy

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, The Potatonic Order, North-South America

ELECTION TIME!!!

Legendus, Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Belands, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia

I do believe that no candidate has posted a campaign dispatch. How unfortunate. Who shall I vote for?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, South Breston

Ltin Corporation wrote:I do believe that no candidate has posted a campaign dispatch. How unfortunate. Who shall I vote for?

I just voted for the one with potato in the name because of that! :P

Legendus, Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, South Breston, Vaticanisia

Ltin Corporation wrote:I do believe that no candidate has posted a campaign dispatch. How unfortunate. Who shall I vote for?

I shall have one up today, finally got my "weekend" after working six straight

Kialga, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Haremm, Vaticanisia

As one of the candidates I would like to ask for the support of my fellow Spiritus members and potato-lovers in this election. I believe I can bring a good perspective as someone with a strong affinity to potatoes as shown through my willingness to eat potatoes in nearly any form, including raw, and having my nation named after potatoes. Also, I come to this position with previous experience in the position of Scapegoat in a space-mercenary group, so you now know I have experience taking responsibility, so you won't have to worry about me shirking away from (whatever little) duty this position brings.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Dootdootdootlydoot, Ltin Corporation, Haremm, South Breston, Vaticanisia

Ill give you 87 potatoes if I can join the election

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The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Elbing, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, Vaticanisia

Woah.. it feels weird coming back to this game since forever..

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, South Breston, Vaticanisia

here!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia

Popica Psyclis wrote:Ill give you 87 potatoes if I can join the election

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Sorry, no can do. :P But don't worry, we'll have another one in February! :D

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Vaticanisia

Death to the theocracy! It is time that we finally had freedom in Vaticanisia!

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, The Potatonic Order

Vaticanisia wrote:Death to the theocracy! It is time that we finally had freedom in Vaticanisia!

Good for you? Condolences for any dead revolutionaries and, if you only hated their policies and not them, your late- pope/patriarch/caliph/oh-most-holy-leader-of-all/governing-body-of-religious-managers if.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Vaticanisia

The Potatonic Order wrote:Good for you? Condolences for any dead revolutionaries and, if you only hated their policies and not them, your late- pope/patriarch/caliph/oh-most-holy-leader-of-all/governing-body-of-religious-managers if.

Uh... The Pope was burned at the stake just a few hours ago (in other words like 50 minutes ago irl) and we've overthrown the dictatorship and instated a democracy

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Vaticanisia wrote:Uh... The Pope was burned at the stake just a few hours ago (in other words like 50 minutes ago irl) and we've overthrown the dictatorship and instated a democracy

I guess that's a good thing, though the burning someone at a stake part makes it feel less auspicious. Good luck; don't accidentally institute a new dictatorship.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Vaticanisia

Psssst everyone! The proposal at vote in the GA is a good one and it may have some trouble passing, I encourage everyone to vote for it! :D

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Neutania, Aggrivordia, The Potatonic Order, South Breston

The Salaxalans wrote:Psssst everyone! The proposal at vote in the GA is a good one and it may have some trouble passing, I encourage everyone to vote for it! :D

How much did "big fluor" pay you?

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ltin Corporation, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Neutania, South Breston

The Salaxalans wrote:Sorry, no can do. :P But don't worry, we'll have another one in February! :D

Popica Psyclis wrote:Ill give you 87 potatoes if I can join the election

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hey i can one up him

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261 potatoes cmon

The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Neutania

The Potatonic Order wrote:I guess that's a good thing, though the burning someone at a stake part makes it feel less auspicious. Good luck; don't accidentally institute a new dictatorship.

Luckily we didn't. We only burned our previous leader because of what terror he had brought to the people throughout his reign. He executed people for crying out loud...

Thankfully, we instated a parliamentary democracy in which the new Pope will still be a position, but only ceremonial. We also have a bicameral parliament :P

The Salaxalans, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, The Potatonic Order

Vaticanisia wrote:Luckily we didn't. We only burned our previous leader because of what terror he had brought to the people throughout his reign. He executed people for crying out loud...

Thankfully, we instated a parliamentary democracy in which the new Pope will still be a position, but only ceremonial. We also have a bicameral parliament :P

Oh, cool, sounds like things are looking up. So long as a proper trial about crimes against humanity was held (or even if it was somewhat informal) I guess it's all good.

Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Neutania

Alekseandrea wrote:How much did "big fluor" pay you?

I won't speak for The Salaxalans, only for my own NS country.

Reading the resolution pretty carefully, I saw no reason to suspect "big fluor" involvement. In my (fictional) country, there is no "big fluor" presence, and should we need to flouridate our waters, we have professional Environment and Medical experts to supervise the process and ensure no "big fluor" is involved and everything is done safely and professionally.

It is a scientifically proven fact that adequate levels of flouride help prevent tooth decay.

This is why, in spite of any misgivings I have about fluoridation of drinking water in my Real-Life country, where I have no idea how well I can trust my government, In NS I am the Government. decided to vote "For."

Thank you for listening and have a nice day. Whatever you vote, let your vote be properly informed.

The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, South Breston

Hi everyone! I just joined. I am looking forward to our relationships as we all grow and expand.

The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order, South Breston

Could 2 people please endorse me in the world assembly so I am able to introduce legislation? I'll do the same for the people who do me

Cardboard Lootbox, Belands, Versatran, Neutania, South Breston

Lower French Gregballs wrote:I won't speak for The Salaxalans, only for my own NS country.

Reading the resolution pretty carefully, I saw no reason to suspect "big fluor" involvement. In my (fictional) country, there is no "big fluor" presence, and should we need to flouridate our waters, we have professional Environment and Medical experts to supervise the process and ensure no "big fluor" is involved and everything is done safely and professionally.

It is a scientifically proven fact that adequate levels of flouride help prevent tooth decay.

This is why, in spite of any misgivings I have about fluoridation of drinking water in my Real-Life country, where I have no idea how well I can trust my government, In NS I am the Government. decided to vote "For."

Thank you for listening and have a nice day. Whatever you vote, let your vote be properly informed.

The Salaxalans, I wish to apologise.

I see that they spend most of their budget on other people.

The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Neutania

Ltin Corporation today announces its new product, Big Fluor! Big Fluor is a comprehensive system for fluoridation of the water supply! Available now for government agencies!

The Salaxalans, Kedara, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm, Chicken Nuggets And Beans, Neutania

Ltin Corporation wrote:Ltin Corporation today announces its new product, Big Fluor! Big Fluor is a comprehensive systems for fluoridation of the water supply! Available now for government agencies!

How much (can I get for free if I advertise it as being great)?

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania

The Potatonic Order wrote:How much (can I get for free if I advertise it as being great)?

The price is slightly higher than you can afford.

If you wish to join our partner program you must send your CV to 101 Incinerator Way, Ltin City, The Anvil Islands.

If we're interested, we will contact you.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Lower French Gregballs, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Post self-deleted by The Potatonic Order.

Ltin Corporation wrote:Ltin Corporation today announces its new product, Big Fluor! Big Fluor is a comprehensive system for fluoridation of the water supply! Available now for government agencies!

We'll take seven orders.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Neutania

Everyone go say hi to our new friends in Refugia!! :D

Kedara, Altered Natives, Haremm, Refuge Isle, The Potatonic Order

The Salaxalans wrote:Everyone go say hi to our new friends in Refugia!! :D

You are sweet and wonderful <3

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Hey there Refugians, I hope you're enjoying the potatoes that The Salaxalans sent and the latkes that Uwusberg made therefrom.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Uwusberg, Neutania

Also, I look forward to hearing the results of the election, because regardless of what the results of the survey say I'm not going to chance making statements that depend on any specific canidate winning it until it is definitive.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania

Congratulations to The Potatonic Order for winning the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag election!

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Potato Dog, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Wow that race was close! Congratulations The Potatonic Order, you are the new Fry at the Bottom of the Bag! :D

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

And thank you to Ltin Corporation for serving nobly for the last two months!

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Potato Dog, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Now that the results are official, I would like to thank everyone: the people who voted for me for getting me the position, and the people who didn't vote for me or voted against me for not actually causing me to lose.

Ltin Corporation, I don't really know what the position means I'll do, but I will try to be an adequate or better therethan successor to you.

Now I need to make my flag more unique, since now it's shown in the list including the people in charge.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Potato Dog, Neutania

Hello Spiritus friends!

Forest's sixth annual Photo Contest is beginning, and as has been the case in past years, submissions are open to anyone from our embassy regions. We'd love to see some submissions from y'all! :)

You can find more information here:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1478310

Happy photographing!

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania

The Potatonic Order wrote:Now that the results are official, I would like to thank everyone: the people who voted for me for getting me the position, and the people who didn't vote for me or voted against me for not actually causing me to lose.

Ltin Corporation, I don't really know what the position means I'll do, but I will try to be an adequate or better therethan successor to you.

Now I need to make my flag more unique, since now it's shown in the list including the people in charge.

Don’t worry, the position does nothing! The best kind of position: all the fame with none of the work! :P

Legendus, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

The Salaxalans wrote:Don’t worry, the position does nothing! The best kind of position: all the fame with none of the work! :P

Scapegoat: all the shame with none of the work

Fry at the Bottom of the Bag: all the fame with none of the work

I think I'm moving up in the world, certainly a much better reputation.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Public Service Announcement: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree ... / Mind Your Tree / Safe Tree Transportation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr5CYrdxFxk

Max

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

The Salaxalans

Instructions unclear, I accidentally boiled a potato and it spontaneously mutated into the Soviet Union

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America

Vaticanisia wrote:The Salaxalans

Instructions unclear, I accidentally boiled a potato and it spontaneously mutated into the Soviet Union

Question: is it still a potato?, if so, is it edible?, and if both the preceding statements are true, just feed your country with it, and preferably you make it an annual holiday to eat potatoes that are the Soviet Union.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Vaticanisia

The Potatonic Order wrote:Question: is it still a potato?, if so, is it edible?, and if both the preceding statements are true, just feed your country with it, and preferably you make it an annual holiday to eat potatoes that are the Soviet Union.

It's no longer a potato it's Chernobyl

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm

Vaticanisia wrote:It's no longer a potato it's Chernobyl

So it's radioactive, but is there enough that disirradiating it for use as food as efficient as farming potatoes? If not, then you should ask The Salaxalans if they have a potato museum large enough to fit the Soviet Union.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Vaticanisia

Vaticanisia wrote:The Salaxalans

Instructions unclear, I accidentally boiled a potato and it spontaneously mutated into the Soviet Union

That's... How... What???

Altered Natives

Hey there people!

Matrixulated, Altered Natives

*Crash lands*

Ugh... Where have I landed?

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Haremm

United Engiresco wrote:*Crash lands*

Ugh... Where have I landed?

Oh god you've found me

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco

United Engiresco wrote:*Crash lands*

Ugh... Where have I landed?

You landed on the potato that is the USSR

Vaticanisia wrote:The Salaxalans

Instructions unclear, I accidentally boiled a potato and it spontaneously mutated into the Soviet Union

Welcome, comrade

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia

Wow... Spiritus isn't that active from my observations

Well I'll go fly back to Europe, we might meet again sometime in the future

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives

United Engiresco wrote:Wow... Spiritus isn't that active from my observations

Well I'll go fly back to Europe, we might meet again sometime in the future

We're plenty active! We just talk a lot more on our Discord server (I use "we" collectively, of course, I myself am a lurker at heart).

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order

Legendus wrote:We're plenty active! We just talk a lot more on our Discord server (I use "we" collectively, of course, I myself am a lurker at heart).

Hmm that's fair I suppose

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, The Potatonic Order

United Engiresco wrote:Wow... Spiritus isn't that active from my observations

Well I'll go fly back to Europe, we might meet again sometime in the future

Say...

How did you break free from the potato?

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order

North-South America wrote:Say...

How did you break free from the potato?

It got scorched in our factories

Matrixulated, Altered Natives

Legendus wrote:I use "we" collectively, of course, I myself am a lurker at heart

We only use the author's we.

Legendus, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, The Potatonic Order

United Engiresco wrote:Wow... Spiritus isn't that active from my observations

Well I'll go fly back to Europe, we might meet again sometime in the future

*fires the potato cannon*

Get back here!! :P

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order

The Salaxalans wrote:*fires the potato cannon*

Get back here!! :P

*deflects potato*

You did not just fire that at me.

*Loads Tsar Bomba*

Back off. Now.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Qnava

United Engiresco wrote:*deflects potato*

You did not just fire that at me.

*Loads Tsar Bomba*

Back off. Now.

I don't think you understand how many potatoes I have. :|

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, United Engiresco

The Salaxalans wrote:I don't think you understand how many potatoes I have. :|

*loads x50 infinity Tsar Bombas*

Are you challenging me?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

United Engiresco wrote:*loads x50 infinity Tsar Bombas*

Are you challenging me?

Mixing potatoes and nuclear weapons didn't exactly end well the last time we did that....

Or maybe it went great!

Depends on your perspective I guess.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Panamerican, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order

Ltin Corporation wrote:Mixing potatoes and nuclear weapons didn't exactly end well the last time we did that....

Or maybe it went great!

Depends on your perspective I guess.

This message was suppressed by the government of the Soviet Union for violating the Terms of Service of Communism.

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United Engiresco wrote:This message was suppressed by the government of the Soviet Union for violating the Terms of Service of Communism.

Vive la czardom! Death to the premier! Don't let them kill the Romanovs!

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, United Engiresco

This is the official representative from Old Zealand

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Kedara, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

Columbiana2 wrote:This is the official representative from Old Zealand

Welcome!

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Columbiana2

I have no idea where to put this, but to put it simply, this next 30 or so days will be me working my ass off to get good grades so my mum would buy me Raft (it's awesome screw all those who think otherwise) so I will not be here feel free to endorse me thank you good bye I have eaten the potato that is the USSR.

The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

Post self-deleted by The United Bussines.

Really "deep" poem I made to practice an elegy

Elegy to the West (23 December 2020, 9:22 PM)

Goodbye, dear West: now, when you pass

I shalt remember what thou hast gave

What verdant pastures, fields of grass

Thou hast pillaged with thy slaves.

Goodbye, dear West: in ruined lands

Thou lie in wake; thou mark thy grave

Remember me, as I, steadfast;

Thou shalt live on; I shalt fade

The Salaxalans, Ltin Corporation, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

*flies into ground*

Ugh... Where am I?

The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, United Engiresco

Pinochetist-Chile wrote:*flies into ground*

Ugh... Where am I?

The place where a potato has turned into the Soviet Union. Probably also some other stuff.

The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, United Engiresco, North-South America, Pinochetist-Chile

I'm new here any one mind telling me what to do here?

The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm

Pinochetist-Chile wrote:*flies into ground*

Ugh... Where am I?

A glorious land of potatoes and... um... OK actually it really is mostly just potatoes.

And also that Soviet union guy. Not sure what's up with that tbh.

The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Pinochetist-Chile

Icelond wrote:I'm new here any one mind telling me what to do here?

Whatever you feel like! Except overthrow the government. Don't do that.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, The Potatonic Order, Icelond

Pinochetist-Chile wrote:*flies into ground*

Ugh... Where am I?

Nationstates

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Engales And Southern Ireland, Icelond

Hi

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Laseri, Icelond

Ltin Corporation wrote:Whatever you feel like! Except overthrow the government. Don't do that.

thanks

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all co-potatoes!!!

The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order

Haremm wrote:Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all co-potatoes!!!

Seconded, hope you all have a Merry Christmas and happy anything else. Also, hope y'all have happy lives.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, Potato Dog, Republic Of Endmore

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Peace on Earth to One and All! Merry Christmas Spiritus!

The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order, Republic Of Endmore

Merry Christmas and a happy new year bois

The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order

Jolly Ole Saint Nick wrote:Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Peace on Earth to One and All! Merry Christmas Spiritus!

Merry Christmas Santa! Watch out for drones in your way tonight!

Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire, The Potatonic Order

Oh and Merry Christmas to everyone else! And to all a good potato!

Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order

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Written by Refuge Isle.