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Region: Spiritus
1 bottle of vodka equals one night of fun, No?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Potato vodka=2 nights of fun
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
To be less harsh is to understate the power of Hutton, which is punishable by public burning. "The great slaying of Hutton's many enemies" is the only acceptable word for it.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Marionetsvia Is the oldest here. I nominate it for elder!
Matrixulated
This intern has been publicly burnt for their error.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello
Matrixulated, Blitze
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Matrixulated
Yes, I'm doing it.
I'm joining the dozens of people that have said this.
*Is it me you're looking for?*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
We are pleased with this region.
It shall be rewarded with potatoes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It's me.
Matrixulated
NO!! Not again! :P
Jamocha, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Déjà vu.
They're altering the matrix.
...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good afternoon everyone! Feel free to visit us in Portugal, I hope it gets sunnier by the time you get there! ;)
Matrixulated
Hi :D I see you are new here, I highly suggest you go on spiritus.wtf (yes, we have the coolest url's, I know :D) And register on those forums and then apply for citizenship, you will have so much more fun and can get much more involved if you do! Also, I recommend you join our fun filled irc channel :D we might even give you digital potatoes, but only if you are good :P
Matrixulated, Murican Land, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello! I joined a few days ago, but forget to stop by and say hi! :D
Matrixulated
Welcome!! :D
Matrixulated
Hi
Matrixulated
The great, uh what oh right like um removal?
No don't burn me please, I beg you sir!
*fire crackles below*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi, I see you are new here :D I suggest you join our forums at www.spiritus.wtf and apply for citizenship, there are so many cool things to do there :D and you should also join our irc channel :D you can telegram me if you have questions, I hope you have a good time here. Have some cake! :D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hi!
Matrixulated
I cte'd a while back...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I noticed :( if you need any help, you can PM, and you can look at my post a few posts up.
Matrixulated
Hello everyone :)
Matrixulated
Hello to all the new folks! Welcome to Spiritus!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Just what he said.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
[nation=short]Comalcalco[/nation], you're back!!! :D
Matrixulated
Yep!
Matrixulated
Hi guys.
Matrixulated
Im back guysh! ...Hic
Matrixulated
From where, exactly?
Matrixulated
Hehehe ... Hic! Not drunk... Hic!
Matrixulated
The stoner age?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Sir, please pull over! Sir!
*fires gun*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*Ducks* What The F...? *Takes out machete* HIYA! *SPLAT* Hehe gutsh hehehe gutsh... Hic!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi :D I see you are new here, I suggest joining our forums at Spiritus.wtf and applying for citizenship, it is fun on there! if you need help, you can telegram me :)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think I might have prioritised mining Uranium for cash over preserving my already terrible enviroment.
BUT I CAN'T HEAR ALL THE NATURE ENTHUSIASTS OVER MY BRAND NEW NUKE! AW YEA
I am a terrible person.
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Pretty much.
Matrixulated
Um, who needs boring trees when you can have cash and weapons of mass destruction? #priorities #thisisclearlytwiter
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Back! . . . Just in time for prohibition.
There is a potato shortage.
No potato = No vodka.
Go forth and be creative!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
New to the region, not new to NS. Was bored and decided to make a new nation. Your region seems fairly active and chill and The Constitutional Monarchy of Nairdalos would like to make Spiritus its new home
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good! Welcome!
Matrixulated, Nairdalos
Welcome! I suggest you join our forums and apply for citizenship then! You will slighty to majorily regret it :P jk, it is great :D
Matrixulated
Hey there:D
Matrixulated
Be creative he says?!
**Breaks open the Communion "Wine"**
Drinks up people!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Furiously grates potato*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Noooooooo the poor potato :(
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We must end the mistreatment of our favourite plant!
Potato power, potato rights!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Potato lives matter!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
HELLO ALL I AM BACK AND I BRING MAGIC POTATO PLANTS!!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the HURPADURPian military unleashed its biological weapons...... POT BOMBS
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hi!
Matrixulated
Inshtead of regular vodka, I made Potaterr Vodka! POTATERRS FOR ALL IN VODKAAAAAAA!!!!!! 🍸... Hic!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
And now the anarchy is here, or what will be one soon ;D
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Post self-deleted by Comalcalco.
Isn't all vodka potato vodka?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Actually it ishn't. I brewed my own shet of vodkas over at my country. 1 potato per.
Matrixulated
Guys! Guess what! I'm joined World Assembly!!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
Good job!!!!
Matrixulated
Thanks
Matrixulated
I used to play four years ago. Has anyone been around that long?
Matrixulated
This guy isn't me. I have no idea who he is. (Even though we're almost identical)
Matrixulated
(I actually know him IRL)
Matrixulated
I'm sorry.
Matrixulated
Not me, but there are people in this region who have been around MUCH LONGER.
Matrixulated
There was a group called the Black Hawks. They were a group that would wage war and conquer regions. I used to be a member.
Matrixulated
The dominion of Vivi is bored. Entertain me, fellow nations in Spiritus.
Matrixulated
Try to say the letter "O" with your mouth shut. Will you accept this challenge?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wish there was a "none of the above" or "hated it" option in the poll. :P
Matrixulated
Hey, I see you popped into our chat room, I am sorry I didn't notice you and said hi right before you left. Also the chat was inactive which is a rarity, sorry. Come back on again! Also join the forums and apply for citizenship!
Matrixulated
Alright.
Matrixulated
I don't know if you are having problems with chat or not, as you keep diconnecting and haven't responded to our messages, if you need help, you can telegram me and we can work out something
Matrixulated
I'm on my phone and I'm looking for where I apply for citizenship.
Matrixulated
[nation=short]South Boston Irishmen[/nation], you're on the naughty list now. >_>
Matrixulated
Ah. Go to spiritus.wtf (which you have done I assume :P) then register on the forums, should be top left, fill all of that out and get a confirmation email, all that jazz. The follow instructions found here http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10529231/1/#new
Matrixulated
Done.
Matrixulated, Blitze
Me too.
Matrixulated
I can call upon Lord Hutton to strike him down in Holy fire, if you like
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I live on the naughty list. It's a lot more fun. ;)
Matrixulated
how do i leave this region?
Matrixulated
...
Heresy! Burn the infidel!
NO ONE LEAVES.
Especially if they neglect to read the help page.
It should explain the heretic tater-hater steps one needs to perform to leave this region.
Matrixulated, Blitze, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ryoccacyl
Coffee Kingdom was last seen 2 days ago grating a potato. Where is he now?
*ominous music*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
He was not abducted by the Alekseandrean secret police.
The Alexanderian secret police does not exist.
They do not torture the divergent elements.
Anyone claiming differently will not dissappear.
You have nothing to fear.
I have no knowledge of his location or condition.
South Boston Irishmen, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon, Nua Hosnia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I guess you all are a pretty sorry lot.
Matrixulated
*In a bare bulb lit room, wearing nothing but underwear, sweat covering his brow...continues to furiously grate potatoes*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Boy, that's a lot of grated potatoes. :P What are they for?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Irish faction, of course.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
So Aleksandrea's nonexistent police force is not making Coffee Kingdom grate potatoes.
They are not for Aleksandrea's nonexistent police force.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*wipes single tear from face*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I'm new and I don't get this Lord Hutton thing. Can someone explain?
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
Never mind, wrong account, I'm not new. But the question stands anyway. Sorry about the double post.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Madaloria praises him. Also, welcome to Spiritus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Highest drug use in Spiritus and 18 weapons a person. That'll end well.
Matrixulated, Neanderthal6, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Guys, has anyone seen Matrixulated, JZJ, or Rogue Lumberjacks? Anyone?
Guys?
*disappears*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MADALORIA SHALL FALL AND SO SHALL THESE HARATIC WORDS
This is Greater Madaloria, ruled by Hutton Il, voice of the almighty Lord Hutton.
All Praise be to Lord Hutton, for he can speak to dolphins, and doth not defecate. Those who follow him here in spiritus, the land he has blessed with his influence, glory shall come. All those who oppose him shall be struck down in holy fire.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon
Eh?
I was grating . . . wassup?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Nua Hosnia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If Alekseandrea was a fan of ironic punishments, which they, of course, aren't. We would hypothetically make him grate potatoes untill the heat-death of the universe occurs.
But we aren't.
What police force?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Remember room 101.
Two plus two equals?
Matrixulated
7
Matrixulated, Blitze
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