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You will regret that

-sends attack teams of various tribes into Sucre Bolivia, slaughtering and desecrating the people, burning the villages and cities, and pillaging the shops, banks, and homes of the wealthy. The teams clean the skulls of the fallen bolivians and erect them in a pyramid outside the capital building-

EVERYONE NUKE LATINREPUBLIC AND DEFILEMENT

Not if we nuke our selves

Where is everyone getting Nukes from!?!? D:

We aren't called the Defilers because we pick daisies and drink tea, LR.

Hey look at my flag

Dude, you can't make a pyramid of skulls. *BLOWS UP YOUR TOWN AND SUPPORTS SUCRE BOLIVIA*

Capsland is peaceful and has no nukes... only nuclear power stations ;)

Yeah you are, Defilement. (LOL)

I just did.

-invades minsk belarus, this time using molynons, vicious animals that tear the people limb from limb. they are heavily armored and never stop fighting until they have been killed themselves. they tear through your cities, destroying your empire-

and oman, if you choose to attack, we have something special for you.

Yeah but Capsland has caps. (LOL)

Everyone invade Belarus I got permission from Ivan

I know you three are the triad here.

Randomly butts into fight with a platoon of AK-47 wielding rangers riding Elephants.

I'm sorry but I think I won.

I already destroy muscat capital with missal strikes

OK THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Invades the Moon- MWHAHAHAHA

-a single molynon rushes through the sapientia ranks, cutting the tendons in every leg of each of the elephants. Another runs through and tears various parts off of each ranger-

Where is your god now?

ButĀ

My elephants will go to waste!

Careful with the moon nazis

I'll fight you all the old fasion way. *PULLS OUT SHOTGUN AND STARTS SHOOTING*

Empire of Defilement? Lets be best buddies!! xD

OOC: Didn't see defilements post.

IC: Lead Sapientia prays to the great godsĀ

"Almighty gods. May you summon a freaking 30 ton elephant to fall on the molynon."

After his eloquent speech, a rift in the sky opens up and an elephant falls out of it crushing the molynon.

OK, lets stop. I MEAN IT.

What tribute can you spare? We don't demand much, and will defend you from any invasions that you did not instigate.

I'm with you, Muscat Oman

Where is the iron scicle that I got from Belarus

-the other molynon kills the elphant and feasts on its succulent meat-

@oman: no, i'm having too much fun.

Hey I just broke Belarus statue of himself with my tank😋

We stopped the war so I gave it back to him

Nooooooooo that was a gift from Natalia

Tribute? I can give you one of Capsland's most exotic animals. The Jirangoraffe!

THAT'S ENOUGH. That's it, Latinrepublic your fired

Demonic Elephant straight from the depths of hell charges through the ranks of molynons slaying them with it's spiked trunk and then launches itself into the sky landing on the sole molynon who killed the elephant.

@oman I'd rather not.

Sapietia that's enough no more demoic stuff

Also Muscat you own Donald trump money

OK, Latinrepublic isn't fired. Are you happy now?

-hundreds of thousands of smaller molynon flood the demon elephant, digging through any soft tissue they can and eating it alive from the inside out-

@Caps: what is it good for? What use does it have?

its has succulent meat and is very strong so it can pull cargo around or even tanks ;) At the cost of nothing! :D

Yes bel also I was never fired I'm always Here alwaysssssss

Excellent. Three every five months shall suffice. Keep in mind, however, that if you should speak out against us or endorse any actions opposed to us, our agreement shall be terminated and you will be set upon

OK, your fired Latinrepublic

The demon elephant's soul is unleashed upon the ranks of molynons, flooding their brains with only one thought.

"Kill." The molynons begin to strike out at each other lessening their ranks when suddenly a herd of armor plated elephants come charging by wreaking havoc and killing the remaining molynons.

OK, no more war, ok?

@Sucre Bolivia

This is hardly war. I'm pitting elephants against some mutant creature who can rip through dense skin, jump high enough to strike down an elephant rider, and after that eat them.

Yeah, and that includes you, Sapientia

reminds me of some weird Lord of the rings spin off...

Sapientia, just please stop, ok?

What does?

The only messages I've been paying attention to are the ones from Defilement.

Oh, sorry that we were being like that. We thought you were talking to us, Sapientia

@Muscat If I mustĀ….

IC: The Sapientia blow their horns of retreat. They quickly bored their elephants and charge away leaving bloodstains in their path.

I agree that this is hardly war, as Sapientia is calling upon occult creatures.

And I never said that they jumped high enough to take a rider off the elephant. One brought them to the ground by slashing their tendons. They fall, the riders fall off. Then the molynon ate them.

Dude, we apologized. What else do you want from the 3 0f us

OK SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some kind of respect, because "I'm sorry" means absolutely nothing if you aren't actually sorry. Being rp-nuked for no reason is the kind of thing that makes me want to leave before something REALLY infuriating happens.

Yeah and you guys keep only attacking us so we weren't having that much fun

It's pretty funny how people go from happy to completely screwed over in 2 minutes while on forums.

Welcome to the internet! Are you ready to get mad?

Dude we really are sorry though because we didn't mean to and you guys only attacked us and we thought Sapientia was saying that stuff to us. Please forgive us?

Please, we'll do anything and we'll stop with this nonsense.

@Defilement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqrVl4MwWpg

@Bolivia Yeah it's fineĀ….

We're all good. Just give me a reason next time you decide to irradiate my lands and people, ok?

Thanks for forgiving us, Sapientia

Yeah thanks and thanks for forgiving us as well, Defilement

Hmmmm, the government of The Holy Empire of Defilement only spend 1% on Spirituality <.< CONSPIRACY!

Thank you for not being sour about the whole thing like half the people on this site would be.

@caps: no, we dont need to spend money on spirituality, as we all believe the same thing.

Don't offend people like that, Capsland. OK?

Yeah, sorry Capsland said that to you, Defilement

But I'm just casually spying on all of you... innocent; completely legitimate spying

I wasn't offended. He made a comment. Not a hostile action for no reason. And it is public data, anyone can view it. Jeez, now I feel like you all think I'm a bomb.

Stalker (I was talking to Capsland). LOL

and besides, I'm not an aggressor I just sell my Jirangoraffes to everyone! :D

I didn't know Defilement. I'm sorry

Capsland and Defilement Alliance!

CALM DOWN. I'm just like you are, just with a shorter fuse. I'm not a psychopath. I just anger easily.

And this is no alliance, caps, this is me essentially ruling you.

We were just kidding when we called you a stalker, Capsland

Yeah, can't anyone take a joke (no offense)

@Defilement yeah, I'm your vassal. But that's okay :D

@Belarus I know :P

Yeah, everyone calm down. It's just a game.

what's going on? who needs calming down? I'm so confused

I'm gonna leave this discussion for a while. I won't be gone, just lurking around. I'll check in, but I won't actively chat. And, as a parting gift: http://imgur.com/gallery/h69wzwe

Thats Minsk Belarus to you, Capsland

Wait, I'm confused. Why are you leavind the discussion, Defilement

Didn't you see my post? I said I know you were joking ._.

The things you miss when you're at school...

I'm leaving the discussion because I need to cool off.

Yeah, why is Defilement leaving the discussion

Defilement wrote:I'm leaving the discussion because I need to cool off.

Oh, I thought you were starting to hate us, Defilement

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