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Region: Spiritus
How do you smell?!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Does anybody have any non-metal solutions?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Terrible!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
roflmfao!
precious!
you're a talented sax-player too, mate.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I smell like packing peanuts, cinderblocks, pure chaos, and buckets
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Go here, Xeno:
https://ifunny.co/tags/walrus/1418159894
you could feed the whole hive for a lifetime!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Why won't an objectionable tongue pose the chart?
Why does the crunched public migrate?
An undergraduate lies without the detail.
Why won't the endeavor hook the official?
....and Jennifer Lawrence.
Especially the facial area, and specifically that nose.
I would imagine that's what she meant when she said, "I want Walrus meat!" right?
Right?
Yeah, she did!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
That is my friend Steve not me.
Matrixulated
A grass balls the next python. When can Parrona differentiate the wary rectangle? An oldest drug associates Culveria against the cartridge. Culveria omits an optional male with the buss. Its nest apologizes with the penny. Why won't the starred sod exit against its dummy?
The potato subsidizes the tiresome valve underneath the planetary monarch. The seeing pope degenerates into the reminder against a reliable demise. A walrus refrains underneath the potato. When will a flooded boredom stretch within the potato? Why can't an insistence smoke a game vessel?
Somebody stole my mood ring.
I don't know how I feel about it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
OK, Big Bad Unc is here to drive me home.
Be back shortly, you stinking rats!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
THAT'S NOT A MOON!!!
☄Goodness Gracious Great 🔥Balls of Fire🔥!!!**Waves hand infront of face**
NOTHING to see here!!
Shhh!!! **Slips Itro a bribe**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Ummm... I mean never mind.
Excuse me but I have things to eat.
I MEAN DO!
Do, do, do.
I said do.
*whispers* (Turn the top of the hat to the right to turn the mind control off)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
One of the nospaj? That's great!
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Awesome! *clap**clap*
Awesome! *clap**clap*
Self praise is no praise!
You look down, here, have my joy. *hands a red pill*
You know nothing, alright? *hands a bribe*
We have a downer here!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
'Logan' is by far the best 'X-Men' universe/franchise movie ever made for the big-screen.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Hollywood is just another way to boost the ego of the USA.
Atrocious.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Why? Does it makes sense?
Is the jew-comparison notably absent?
Did they finally learn that the best that can be said about their romances is that they're still better love stories than Twilight?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Oi, [nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation], I've found the perfect song for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk&ab_channel=MontyPython
You NEED to get a fridge like that.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The poll, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].
Have you heard of it?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How much is it?
I need it.
To get back at something, here's a suggestion!
What is your current hobby?
--
--
Annexing dragons
Clubbing walruses
Deleting walruses
Surprise anschluss little drache!
Annexing potatoes
Slaughtering dogs (you monster)
Potato!
Debating
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I wouldn't really know.
But, hey! It isn't that bad!
Now you got some perspective.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I think you officially hate me more than culveria since there were two walrus harming option on that poll.
Thank you, thank you, this moment is much bigger than me!
To think that I just started out as a tiny nation in the South Pacific and now I get
*becomes cut off by an interrupting cow*
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Click click klick klick
(dont forget the option "eating anything and everything)
*starts eating the interrupting cow*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
There is the "Surprise anschluss little drache!" option.
As right as rain!
New poll suggestion...
What is your current hobby?
--
--
Annexing Culveria.
Clubbing walruses.
Deleting walruses.
Surprise anschluss little drache!
Brainwashing.
Slaughtering dogs. (you monster)
Potato!
Debating.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Uuuuuugh...
Where is [nation=short]culveria[/nation]?
It's sooooooooo slow!
*montauge of moping*
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
MUFFINS
(Insert wall of muffin emojis here)
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Parron Republic
CIAO!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
MUFFINS! I want a muffin!
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Hi I'm new here
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I am also nuovo here.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
A muffin for you!
*loads a muffin into a bazooka and shoots it into salaxalans' mouth*
Who else wants some muffins!?!?
*looks around with a wild look in my his eyes*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome to spiritus!
Here are your complementary potatoes!
*hands each of them a potato*
☺️
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Ah, grazie!
I will make some gnocchi out of this!
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I love your flag!
o.o... I heard "food".
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Did someone say "food?"
Potato muffin please.
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Welcome, to both of you! :D This is a wild and crazy region, full of potatoes and weirdness; have fun. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Prunasia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster, The Magic Pizza
YAAAAAAY
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Prunasia
Must return to post guys.
See you in 6 weeks if not sooner.
Poll = Potato.
Stay Spudly!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
"They took captive and tortured noncombatants for pleasure, then act like victims when we killed all their troops... Such is the hypocrisy of the enemy government, religion and culture"
The Parron Republic
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] wants the RMB to burn! (Technically he didn't, but, meh, it was close enough.)
Thus we should start a flame war!
Here are some subjects for the less inspired:
[list]
[*]declawing cats
[*]tipping
[*]Does 0.9999... = 1?
[*]Circumcisions
[*]Vegans (Some actually think those abominations have a GOOD idea. Imagine that.)
[*]Pikachu is lame (Mimikyu is WAAAAAAAY better)
[*]Rey is a mary sue
[*]today's philosophers are jaded cynics because they realised that becoming what you want isn't a good idea simply BECAUSE people tell you you can. Too late.
[*]PC vs. Linux-GNU (Frankly, who uses mac? Hipsters?)
[*]PC master race vs. console peasants
[*]I want to start a flame war
[*]Kylo Ren's lightsaber is edgy. For preschoolers. On a sugar high.
[/list]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
*A dark thunderous cloud arrives over the RMB*
*Multiples flashes of lightning*
*The cloud begins raining down gnocchi hailstones*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Ah, yes!
I will make some pesto sauce to go with this!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
A potato MUFFIN FOR YOU!!!
*loads a muffin into a mortar and shoots it into stud spud's mouth*
WHO IS NEXT?!?!?!?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
[list]
[*]No, just, you, cruel, Ahhhhh!
[*]tipping? Oh yes, that's what the little box at the counter is supposed to contain, tips.
[*]No, it's close though.
[*]when you live in a multicultural society, well...
[*]They don't like meat, their problem.
[*]Pokemon is blasphemy!
[*]/skip
[*]/skip
[*]All hail the Computer!
[*]All hail the Computer!
[*]Go ahead.
[*]pfffft
[/list]
Damn this keyboard.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ok why is there not an option in the poll that says EVERYTHING?
Matrixulated
whos ready to die from my new creation?!?! *picks up and loads my deviljho launcher*
F YOU POKEMON IS AWESOME
But... But...
Why would you want to burn any cibo?
Matrixulated
WOOOOO!!!
You know the best Pokémon right?
Nobody is going to burn your pizza.
The Flying Spudghetti Monster
How big is that thing?
Sayang, don't use vulgarities, alright?
*slaps Draconos*
One more word ah, and you get it from me ah!
Soil-bounds...
Long live pies!
Matrixulated
Mega rayquaza?
Matrixulated
no idea
shiny mega is epic, but i could never decide which is best, i can only decide my favorite
whos sayang? *shoots him with a deviljho from my deviljho launcher*
NO!
It is...
*smoke covers the stage as stroblights go off*
DITTO!!!!!!!
Matrixulated
USA is not a true country! Russia is a wasteland!
Long live glorious SE Asia and Western Europe!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Iiiiii want to sleeeeep
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
hes pretty good, wait.... hmmm if a ditto transformed into a shiny, would it become a shiny of the transformed pokemon?
Also...not feeling the whole "flame war" thing...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
NO.
CONSOLE ELITISTS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
You know I like you right, sayang.
*cough* Why did I say that? *cough*
*pulls out a bloody kitchen knife* then go to sleep *smiles my cheeks cut open to continue my smile to make it wide to the edge of my jawbone*
UM?..........
The Parron Republic
*skin is pale like ash and hair is black as a starless and moonless night and holds the bloody knife to her throat* need some help sleeping?
yes i know i just was acting like and looking like jeff the killer but you guys cant blame me she asked for it *turns into my normal business deviljho form*
He is amazing.
If he dies, he can just morph into a living ditto.
alright shinies and normal dittos can morph into shiny or normal pokemon, but you know its sad, they often have identity issues, and my favorite is mega gallade
my names not sayang! *repeatedly launches deviljhos at parron from my deviljho launcher*
correction, SHINY mega gallade
DITTO can be that. He can also be any dragon type Pokémon or a potato.
Phytophthora Infestans
You like shiny?
*dumps glitter on culveria*
no potatoes
*eats all the glitter and fires a glitter laser at itro*
Dragons not real!
Heretic!
You lowborn! You can't even afford a computer!
About that...
i will make you go to sleep *turns into jeff the killer and holds the knife to his chest over his heart*
whats a sprat?
Yes?
I'm good.................
Augs need no sleep, they have no heart, no wants, just needs.
Sayang, where's the ring?
(Giggling can be heard in the background. )
PC Master race!
Modding, better graphics AND it's a pc.
I doubt it works that way.
Also it's pink faeces.
Mega gallade isn't cool.
And that's all I can say about it. Really.
Nothing.
I'll distract it for a while...
Sayang...
( More giggling in the background.)
are you a female in real life parron!?
alright
*slowly turns to look at alekseandrea* what was that *neck cracks as back is to him but my head turned all the way around to look at alekseandrea*
because males dont usually giggle, males chuckle
That doesn't make it cool.
From http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ditto_(Pokémon):
"The anime and the TCG have shown that occasionally a Ditto cannot change its face. Ditto will also be unable to remain in a transformed state if it starts laughing."
And in-game the best thing it can do is to turn in an exact copy with 300hp, with only 5pp for every move.
It's gimmicky at best, useless in the worst case.
And it's face can make anything look ridiculous.
Pink faeces, it is. I rest my case.
The Parron Republic
GALLADES ARE AWESOME SO YOU SILENCE YOURSELF
I think it's a small fish.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
*holds up mirror*
I have a computer.
how dare this place call me a sprat!
Jolly Old St Nicholas
he just prefers consoles
Itrosomia
I am a squire.
in my nation i am a Power
8 hours ago: The Colony of Bondsnero arrived from Lazarus.
8 hours ago: The Republic of Defreelt arrived from Balder.
8 hours ago: The Commonwealth of Ontarin arrived from Osiris.
8 hours ago: The Empire of Singhai arrived from Lazarus.
8 hours ago: The Republic of South Rhytonstopia arrived from Balder.
8 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Mortand arrived from Osiris.
HELLO TO ALL OF YOU
Here are your complementary potatoes!
One for each of you.
*gives each of them a potato*
Phytophthora Infestans
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.