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Region: Spiritus
Worse? Nah.
A smaller quantity for a better quality? Horrible.
What is life when you see spam every evening.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
...NICE?
GET OFF MY DAMN VEGETABLE PATCH.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
i have a sick day and my brother comes here and ruins my spam streak, he only responded a few times wheres the spam??
Matrixulated
you really need to stop putting words into peoples mouths its very rude
Not when I am putting it into the mouth of something that doesn't exists.
I was sick with Idiocus Delusol Culverititis.
Matrixulated
my brother exists you dipstick
and good i hope the sickness evolves and is fatal
*Spam fritter meat-eors rain down from the Heavens over Spiritus*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, Sons Of Culveria
Oh no!
You know what that means, I am taking out my "Trump" card!
"We will build a great dragon pit and make the dragons pay for it!...And no one builds pits better than the Dominion of Ghiscar.
Matrixulated, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Cheer up, Parron. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
There's nothing you can't solve with 10 chapters of Prussian Space Marines.
:)
Matrixulated, Sons Of Culveria
Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*
Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
And... always look on the bright side of life!
Come on!
Always look on the bright side of life!
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's the last chance anyhow!
So... always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria
And ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria
Who are you?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Yes, and...
YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
O.O whut?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
that is the spudghetti monster, the brother of the spaghetti monster
The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria
NoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I like how we got from "Life of Brian" to "Star Wars"!! LOL
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Join me! And together we can rule the RMB "movie quote" RP spam galaxy!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
That's not true, that's impossible!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
im dying from this, and that spam galaxy thing makes me think i should be posing as the evil spam emperor but im really unsure
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I forgot how fun the rmb is.
now who be you?
I used to be in this region under a few names, Comalcalco, Udoch, and Aletenii. I also made Sal's avatar.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
interesting, i dont know you
That's okay, I'm still debating if I want to leave Kantrias again. Their forum layout is really annoying to me and it's been getting slow there...
Matrixulated
yeah ive been keeping this place alive, and im not even home here, im a puppet to my motherland, Kesmor of Draconos
Ah, I created this puppet because I want a fresh start.
Matrixulated
i created this one to keep these guys from talking behind my back, and to keep the fear in there hearts
lol
yeah i love tormenting them
Esteemed leaders of the civilized nations of Spiritus, it seems that we must carry out our, discussion on more, private channels.
Alive, pui ah!
1/6 oui!
Culveria is wise!
1/6 oui!
Culveria is great
1/6 1/6!
Culveria is wise and great! Pui ah!
(I gave in to my urges to mock you with this.)
Matrixulated
HELLO!!
I IS BACK!!!
*cues parrona to start weeping*
*summons 278329579869 walrusses to do the Macarena*
Matrixulated
Go home
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
you
ITRO! youre back finally, good
Avast ye!
And be ye a landlubber, a flibustier, or a freebooter?
Prepare the black jacks on the abaft or ye will be dancing the hempen jig!
YARR
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I don't have enough time to answer to all of the posts so to everyone who insulted me...
*curses them to make whatever they touch turn into a frog*
Matrixulated
I just checked the poll and saw this nation...
[nation=short]Dootdootdootlydoot[/nation]
Matrixulated
...
Matrixulated
....
Matrixulated
...Comalcalco sounds famiiar too!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I remember you.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Well then, may I say; "Welcome home!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Thanks!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
...
No, just no.
Matrixulated
Welcome to spiritus!
Here is your free potato!
*hands you a potato*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Yay potato! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
I have a mind of my own, fire breathing walruses don't exists!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Perfect response.
Hurrah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Mister Walruson!
Welcome back.
We missed you!
. . . touches [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!
. . . pokes [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!
. . . prods [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!
. . . clubs [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] over the head . . .
Do we have a Walrog yet, or a Frogrus maybe?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
If that is not enough...
...slaps [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].
...proceeds to pinch [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].
...proceeds to carry [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].
...proceeds to sit on [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].
Ah, don't say I no take care of you first ah! Sayang!
...proceeds to brush my teeth for the fifth time today.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's no child.
I can only imagine what that thing is...
And he can make others. The same but not quite.
...
What? MY GOD! NO! NOOOO! No. AAAAARGh!
*You can hear disturbing sounds. They suddenly stop*
Do yUo WanT tO Be My spEcIaL fRIeNd?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Okay...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*turns matrixulated into a temporary frog*
Stop
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*proceeds to vaporize parron*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ohhh.
So you are doing that weird mind palace thing?
I guess in your case it is more of a mind shack...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Edech
Why is carrying me a bad thing?
Also, I don't think you could even lift one of my whiskers.
Matrixulated
I live in a world where magic is faaaake, dragons are also fake, and walruses and seals are clubbed by nomads...
And Gandhi has nukes! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans
Why have they still not added a mechanism to see who's online?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Did matrixulated set it up for you?
Because you couldn't code a flashing light.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You are just an internet account, you are a human! You don't have whiskers!
Now come, drink Reality, let's go Itro, let's go! Let's go Itro, let's go!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
KREEEEEE!!!
Matrixulated
First, you have no proof.
Second, *stabs parrona*
Third, *puts parrona into an eternal punishment where he is attacked by spam for all eternity*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Sh*t my mom says: To my sister "When you have a husband who eats good food in front of you without sharing while you're giving birth, get revenge by peeing in a container to the brim and make him carry it to the bathroom."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Kids today...
Snobbishness because they can program a flashing led in python...
Tsk. Tsk.
Do the words "compiles at runtime" mean nothing to you?!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Well I got banned from a bar today...
Matrixulated
When was the last time you saw a fat, flippered, Walrus "runtime" anything?
Thus, to enable blubbery malcontent mammalians to embrace technology and the information age . . .
The Challenge:
[list]
[*] Invent a computer programming code for [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] that is Walrus friendly!
[/list]
OK, challenge accepted, but what would you call such a thing?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
By saying "they" you mean us Mr Walruson.
And we did code a mechanism for monitoring online presence.
It stops whisker-faced morbidly-obese semi-aquatic internet stalkers from grooming potential victims.
It is 100% effective, Mister Walruson.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I hate those things.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
First, you don't see them because they are invisible.
Second, all coding software is walrus-friendly.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic
*Dragon Ballz rain down upon the potatoey Spiritus Moon; which rises upon the horizon*
*Some of these Dragon Ball comets break to form a ring around Spiritus*
*In the skies over the RMB, a short distance from the rising, baked and pock-marked Moon, a strangely glowing, potentially fiery, unidentified object grows ever larger, and closer*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic
First . . . (How can one put this delicately to avoid *body-shaming* trauma?) . . . Walruses are FAR from invisible!
Second . . . how does a Walrus use a computer interface with those stubby flippers?
That sounds like a setup for a joke! Hah hah haaa . . . huh?
Wait a min . . . that's no joke!
. . .
OMFG No!
. . .
Wha-what part of Walrus anatomy IS used to type on a keyboard . . .
GAAAHHHhhaaaiiiiieeeee!
m.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Guess who's back?
Back again.
Guess who's back?
Tell a friend.
This place just got Studly!!!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*Waves noodly appendages at the "Stud" Spud*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Hey, [nation=short]edech[/nation] pleased to meet ya.
Ehhh, what country do you live in?
It sounds....rustic.
At least you have a pot to piss in though, right?
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Hey there!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I'm in the U.S.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Oh for f*#ks sake!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Ah! The Ulcered Sphincter of Arsenica...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia
Yeah . . . It's MEEEEEEE !!!
Thanks for that stellar intro Spudghetti, you rock!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
You idiot! You're a ball of fire alright.
M.
(Comms, Jr.
Live-o.)
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Mister Walbot
Huzzah
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
We use mind powers.
Also, we are not fat, we just have lots of muscles.
At least, those are what my walrusses are like.
Also, at least my walrusses are big and strong and are not just some skinny little weirdos behind computer screens.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh sh*t....must be Detroit then, huh?
I hope they get the water turned back on soon, man.
Until then, I hope your brother-in-law learns to share his bloody food!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
And I was just randomly typing whatever sh¡t came into my head!😏
🤔 Hmmm, I foretold your arrival, while knowing nothing of that which would come?! 🤤 ...Freaky!!
*Conspiracy Theorist tendencies intensify*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
*starts munching on people's noses*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I'm in Texas...
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
DON'T TOUCH THIS BEAUTY!
https://ifunny.co/tags/walrus/1418159894
Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Tinfoil! ...Tinfoil hats!! ...GET YOUR TINFOIL HATS HERE!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
THE TINFOIL IS MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!
AAAAAAH!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
That's fine! - I don't have a nose!! 😂
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans
I doubt you'd have one in my size!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nobody has a more pretty nose than I do.
Everybody nose that.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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