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Schnozzel wrote:There is only one way to deal with a mole.

Zap it with a laser, then bury it in a hole.

I find the desert works best.

Just call up the boys, we will take care of the rest.

See that bear over there give it a poke.

I will clarify that this was a joke.

Alright, own up. Who voted against the thing in the world assembly?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Schnozzel

Happy New Year!

The Future is here.

What it holds is unclear.

2021, is it something we should fear?

Is the apocalypse near?

Is this the year we witness the rise of deer?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dorento, Angernoodle

Dorento wrote:Alright, own up. Who voted against the thing in the world assembly?

That would be me. We don't have an issue with this, do we? 😈

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Consigahria wrote:That would be me. We don't have an issue with this, do we? 😈

Ltin Corporation is saddened by this decision, and would like to express its support for Salaxalans and his contributions to Spiritus.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Schnozzel, Dorento, Anthyr

Ltin Corporation wrote:Ltin Corporation is saddened by this decision, and would like to express its support for Salaxalans and his contributions to Spiritus.

*salutes*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Schnozzel, Dorento, Anthyr

Buy our products!

New offerings include the Ltin Corporation™ Stabby Stabby™ pitchfork!

Warning: Do not stab people or animals with the Ltin Corporation™ Stabby Stabby™ pitchfork.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Fly Agaric, Dorento, Anthyr, Scy Samian

Consigahria wrote:That would be me. We don't have an issue with this, do we? 😈

You sir, have lost your potato privileges

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dorento, Anthyr

Treachery in the heart of Spiritus?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dorento, Anthyr, Scy Samian

Most foul! 😲🤯😣

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dorento, Anthyr

I...I feel...I felt a disturbance in The Mash. 😬

As if millions of potato-voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. 🤐

I fear something terrible has happened. 😧

Huzzah! 🥔

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dorento

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:

I fear something terrible has happened. 😧

Huzzah! 🥔

Legendus, Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dorento

[list]

🔱🥔🔱 " To Arms! " 🔱🥔🔱

[/list]

Ltin Corporation wrote:Buy our products!

New offerings include the Ltin Corporation™ Stabby Stabby™ pitchfork!

[sub]*legal jargon: ...blah blah...*[/sub]

Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Schnozzel wrote:Happy New Year!

The Future is here.

What it holds is unclear.

2021, is it something we should fear?

Is the apocalypse near?

Is this the year we witness the rise of deer?

Bit early, eh?

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Consigahria wrote:That would be me. We don't have an issue with this, do we? 😈

Not at all.

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Haremm wrote:You sir, have lost your potato privileges

*Smirk*

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

woohooo "Top %5 in safety" (world rank)

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Consigahria wrote:That would be me. We don't have an issue with this, do we? 😈

Oh, no. It's not like The Salaxalans is our WA Delegate!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Consigahria wrote:That would be me. We don't have an issue with this, do we? 😈

There is an issue, but not from me.

Relax, drink some tea unless you prefer coffee.

You betrayed an ally and that’s not okay.

Helping others to succeed is the proper way.

It seems to me that you seek a fight.

None of these good people will provide you such delight.

If you choose to start a conflict know your opponents.

A few bad choices may become your final moments.

We are a team and must behave as such.

I appreciate your time, thank you very much.

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento, Uropya, Scy Samian

World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:[list]

🔱🥔🔱 " To Arms! " 🔱🥔🔱

[/list]

[list]

😡 Shut up, Spuddles! 🤫 [/list]

Put that pitchfork down before you put someone's eye out with that thing.

Stop fomenting civil unrest and inciting a half-baked potato rebellion.

You half-witted, undercooked, dilatory dolt! 😤

M.

Legendus, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Ughh, not again! 🤦‍♀️

Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Dorento

Turanian Utopia wrote:woohooo "Top %5 in safety" (world rank)

WooT! 🎉🥂🎉

GratZ to you, and that helps Spiritus look good on the World stage too btw...👌

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Turanian Utopia, Dorento

Turanian Utopia wrote:woohooo "Top %5 in safety" (world rank)

WooHoo! Get down wit your bad self! ✨🎇🎆🎊

Congrats. 🤳

Anybody else among the new Nations to our GREAT Region that actually make us look good? 👀

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Haremm, Schnozzel, Turanian Utopia, Fly Agaric

Schnozzel wrote:There is an issue, but not from me.

Relax, drink some tea unless you prefer coffee.

You betrayed an ally and that’s not okay.

Helping others to succeed is the proper way.

It seems to me that you seek a fight.

None of these good people will provide you such delight.

If you choose to start a conflict know your opponents.

A few bad choices may become your final moments.

We are a team and must behave as such.

I appreciate your time, thank you very much.

Brilliant!

Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Matrixulated wrote:[list]

😡 Shut up, Spuddles! 🤫 [/list]

Put that pitchfork down before you put someone's eye out with that thing.

Stop fomenting civil unrest and inciting a half-baked potato rebellion.

You half-witted, undercooked, dilatory dolt! 😤

M.

Do you hear the spudlings sing?

Singing a song of angry taters?

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:WooHoo! Get down wit your bad self! ✨🎇🎆🎊

Congrats. 🤳

Anybody else among the new Nations to our GREAT Region that actually make us look good? 👀

Well, I'd say all the younglings make us look good. They give people a nice new low to readjust their standards with.

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Dorento

Alekseandrea wrote:Do you hear the spudlings sing?

Singing a song of angry taters?

Well, I'd say all the younglings make us look good. They give people a nice new low to readjust their standards with.

Mmm?

Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Versatran wrote:WooT! 🎉🥂🎉

GratZ to you, and that helps Spiritus look good on the World stage too btw...👌

thank you

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Dorento

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:WooHoo! Get down wit your bad self! ✨🎇🎆🎊

Congrats. 🤳

Anybody else among the new Nations to our GREAT Region that actually make us look good? 👀

thank you so much

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Dorento

Time is an emulsion.

Make of that what you will.

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Angernoodle

Happy Constitution Day everybody!

While we are on the subject of the holidays of Spiritus, I would like to bring to note my plan to add one of significant cultural importance!

Read more about it here: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/431/burn-chief-executive

Vote Ltin for the legislature in the upcoming election!

Burn the Chief Executive!

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Dorento, Scy Samian

Ltin Corporation wrote:Happy Constitution Day everybody!

While we are on the subject of the holidays of Spiritus, I would like to bring to note my plan to add one of significant cultural importance!

Read more about it here: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/431/burn-chief-executive

Vote Ltin for the legislature in the upcoming election!

Burn the Chief Executive!

Good day to you

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran

I like to see The Salaxalans get commended. Good job

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, The Ship God, Dorento

Guys I am making a proposal to liberate Secfanatics. Here is the dispacth and plz gimme feedback. https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1396107

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Outer Mesa

Congrats to The Salaxalans on being commended.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus, Schnozzel, The Ship God, Dorento

Team Leo wrote:Guys I am making a proposal to liberate Secfanatics. Here is the dispacth and plz gimme feedback. https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1396107

Very Good!!!

Railroad Crossing wrote:Congrats to The Salaxalans on being commended.

You are too kind!

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, The Ship God, Team Leo

Congrats The Salaxalans

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Post self-deleted by Railroad Crossing.

The mighty power of the Evil Mind-controlling Alien Overlord [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] now knowest no bounds! - Congratulations on your commendation!

JZJ doesn't usually go in for the fatuous popularity contest that is the Security Council, but I had to vote for fellow great old one The Salaxalans.

[sub]Praise the Lord [nation=noflag]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]![/sub]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Dorento wrote:Very Good!!!You are too kind!

I would like feedback tho

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Outer Mesa, Dorento

New Poem

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1341816

I was thinking of writing a ballad for Spooky Islands but I can't get the words right. Maybe tomorrow will he face the wrath of my trashy poems

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Mathuvan Union, Dorento

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The mighty power of the Evil Mind-controlling Alien Overlord [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] now knowest no bounds! - Congratulations on your commendation!

JZJ doesn't usually go in for the fatuous popularity contest that is the Security Council, but I had to vote for fellow great old one The Salaxalans.

[sub]Praise the Lord [nation=noflag]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]![/sub]

Agreed! Uhh, everything but that last heretical blasphemy! 🥔

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Outer Mesa

Team Leo wrote:I like to see The Salaxalans get commended. Good job

Railroad Crossing wrote:Congrats to The Salaxalans on being commended.

The Ship God wrote:Congrats The Salaxalans

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The mighty power of the Evil Mind-controlling Alien Overlord [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] now knowest no bounds! - Congratulations on your commendation!

JZJ doesn't usually go in for the fatuous popularity contest that is the Security Council, but I had to vote for fellow great old one The Salaxalans.

[sub]Praise the Lord [nation=noflag]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]![/sub]

Thank you so much everyone!! :D

Legendus, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Schnozzel, The Ship God, Team Leo, Fly Agaric, Dorento

The Salaxalans wrote:Thank you so much everyone!! :D

You are welcome, dear WA Vice Secretary General.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Congratulations to our Supreme Potato Overlord!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Schnozzel, Dorento

Haremm wrote:Congratulations to our Supreme Potato Overlord!

Thank you! :D

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Outer Mesa, Dorento

Congrats Salaxalans

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Outer Mesa wrote:Congrats Salaxalans

Thanks!! :)

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Fly Agaric, Dorento

Team Leo wrote:I would like feedback tho

I checked on that region, I agree fully with you.

I think that you need to do a bit more on it?

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Team Leo

Old Zealand Founder wrote:New Poem

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1341816

I was thinking of writing a ballad for Spooky Islands but I can't get the words right. Maybe tomorrow will he face the wrath of my trashy poems

Does anyone know how you send a link in your posts to a dispatch?

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Old Zealand Founder

Dorento wrote:Does anyone know how you send a link in your posts to a dispatch?

?

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Old Zealand Founder wrote:?

Is that a yes?

Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm

Dorento wrote:Is that a yes?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1346775

Just copy and paste the link to the dispatch, it'll come up like this

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Old Zealand Founder wrote:New Poem

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1341816

I was thinking of writing a ballad for Spooky Islands but I can't get the words right. Maybe tomorrow will he face the wrath of my trashy poems

Why doesn't anyone make a poem about me?!

Legendus, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Schnozzel, Dorento

First to stand out in a crowd,

Annoying for being so loud,

Attention he craved, debauched and depraved,

[nation=noflag]Team-Leo[/nation] poetic and proud.

[list]Sit down, shut up, and eat your potatoes! 🤫

🥔🥔🥔[/list]

M.

Legendus, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Outer Mesa wrote:Congrats Salaxalans

This code is valid.

Codestream integrity verified.

MxR

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Team Leo wrote:Why doesn't anyone make a poem about me?!

I am perhaps one of the best poets of this land.

If you allow me, I will accept the challenge at hand.

You shall receive a proper poem pertaining properly to your nation.

You should provide key elements you wish to be addressed in the operation.

I hope you think it over and enjoyed this groove.

Goodbye for now Cha Cha Real Smooth.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Outer Mesa, Old Zealand Founder, Team Leo, Dorento

Schnozzel wrote:

Goodbye for now Cha Cha Real Smooth.

OI! Didnt you already use that one?

🤔

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Ltin Corporation wrote:OI! Didnt you already use that one?

🤔

Not all rhymes will win the lotto.

This one is okay because it is my motto.

Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Schnozzel wrote:I am perhaps one of the best poets of this land.

If you allow me, I will accept the challenge at hand.

You shall receive a proper poem pertaining properly to your nation.

You should provide key elements you wish to be addressed in the operation.

I hope you think it over and enjoyed this groove.

Goodbye for now Cha Cha Real Smooth.

Thanks

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Outer Mesa, Dorento

Team Leo wrote:Thanks

Let us discuss a land you may know.

We are referring to the Federal Republic of Team Leo.

I am not awfully familiar with this place.

From what I gather they are inclusive to all genders and race.

They seem to be a land of freedom and capitalism.

And excel in manufacturing but lack tourism.

Cancer seems to be their leading cause of death.

Leo is their Zodiac until their final breath.

It is classified as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

Nuts and bolts are their preferred currency.

McSizzle Town currently is the capital.

What I assume is a lion, Leo is their national animal.

I think this poem was okay.

Please enjoy the rest of your day, I will now be on my way.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, The Spirit Of Louisistan, Old Zealand Founder, Fly Agaric, Dorento, Anthyr

Why isn't there an option to pick both?

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Anthyr

Schnozzel wrote:Let us discuss a land you may know.

We are referring to the Federal Republic of Team Leo.

I am not awfully familiar with this place.

From what I gather they are inclusive to all genders and race.

They seem to be a land of freedom and capitalism.

And excel in manufacturing but lack tourism.

Cancer seems to be their leading cause of death.

Leo is their Zodiac until their final breath.

It is classified as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

Nuts and bolts are their preferred currency.

McSizzle Town currently is the capital.

What I assume is a lion, Leo is their national animal.

I think this poem was okay.

Please enjoy the rest of your day, I will now be on my way.

You dare stand against me, you weakling?

Come back when you've learned to speak things.

I'm the official poet of The Salaxalans himself,

Spreading his glorious name to ends of the continental shelf.

JK just have fun :)

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Fly Agaric, Dorento, Scy Samian

Haremm wrote:Why isn't there an option to pick both?

Because picking both is worse than picking coffee.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Schnozzel

Why isn't there an option to pick neither ;P

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Exterris wrote:Why isn't there an option to pick neither ;P

HERESY!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Ltin Corporation wrote:OI! Didnt you already use that one?

🤔

He did with me!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Schnozzel

Old Zealand Founder wrote:You dare stand against me, you weakling?

Come back when you've learned to speak things.

I'm the official poet of The Salaxalans himself,

Spreading his glorious name to ends of the continental shelf.

JK just have fun :)

I sincerely apologize for appearing as your less talented double.

We are here for many reasons, but none of them include trouble.

I have seen your work and it is cool.

You are an epic poet and are precious like a jewel.

Continue to rhyme and spread your ideas.

I shall now retreat with the speed of a thousand rheas.

:)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Old Zealand Founder, Fly Agaric, Dorento, Scy Samian

Alekseandrea wrote:HERESY!

Did someone say the magic word for your local wicked priest?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Following new legislation in Haremm, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

Ruining childhood since the dawn of time

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Haremm wrote:You sir, have lost your potato privileges

You can't take away anything from me, good sir! :v

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aurenovia, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Consigahria wrote:You can't take away anything from me, good sir! :v

He can, and he just did.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aurenovia, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Schnozzel

Haremm wrote:Following new legislation in Haremm, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

Ruining childhoods since the dawn of time

These are difficult times,These are difficult times

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Guys how the heck do I lower my tax rates?

They're at 98.9% and that is very concerning to me.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Versatran, Dorento

just spend less government money on stupid stuff: healthcare, public transport, education who needs such things

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento

Uropya wrote:just spend less government money on stupid stuff: healthcare, public transport, education who needs such things

This country has a point, you do not need such things.

You shall be an empty land that can only pull strings.

Just cut corners where it is “inconvenient”.

Uropya is not a place for people to vent.

Perhaps if you cared, your rights would not be so poor.

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Dorento, Uropya

Saint Cinder wrote:Did someone say the magic word for your local wicked priest?

Hey! 🤬

He said "heresy"...not "hairless kid!" 😡

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Saint Cinder

nice my own poem <3

to be fair I try to keep my public care good though

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

the low rights ratings are just people whing about me "forcing political opponents into manual labour" and other such outrageous claims

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Dorento wrote:He can, and he just did.

I think not. My military is mightier; my economy is more powerful; my influence level is higher; and Salaxalans likes me more! So there!

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Uropya wrote:just spend less government money on stupid stuff: healthcare, public transport, education who needs such things

But if I don't spend that government money my country can't do all these cool things. What a conundrum indeed.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Dorento

Matrixulated wrote:First to stand out in a crowd,

Annoying for being so loud,

Attention he craved, debauched and depraved,

[nation=noflag]Team-Leo[/nation] poetic and proud.

[list]Sit down, shut up, and eat your potatoes! 🤫

🥔🥔🥔[/list]

M.

😂✌️

Lesson: Don't ask for your own poem!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Versatran wrote:Hey! 🤬

He said "heresy"...not "hairless kid!" 😡

🤣 🤣 🤣

Ohmigosh! 🤯

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Dorento

Twilight Town wrote:But if I don't spend that government money my country can't do all these cool things. What a conundrum indeed.

Indeed.

There are a few issues that can result in drastic budget cuts. Keep a lookout for those.

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Since it doesn't look like anybody has said anything here yet...

IT'S ELECTION TIME!

The legislature and regional delegate are up for election*!

If you are a citizen, go vote!

If you aren't a citizen, go become one! And then vote!

Remember, a vote for Ltin is a vote for burning the chief executive!

*also a retention election for the chief justice

Kialga, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aurenovia, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Dorento, Anthyr

Altered Natives wrote:😂✌️

Lesson: Don't ask for your own poem!

Altered Natives wrote:🤣 🤣 🤣

Ohmigosh! 🤯

You're welcome to Matrixulated.

You're welcomed by Versatran.

Lesson : Spiritus welcomes guest daytrippers in our own special way! 😂

Thats what you get! 🤗

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Twilight Town wrote:Guys how the heck do I lower my tax rates?

They're at 98.9% and that is very concerning to me.

You guys want to lower taxes?

laughs in free transport, education, healthcare, houses

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Uropya wrote:just spend less government money on stupid stuff: healthcare, public transport, education who needs such things

ah, no wonder your economy sucks

there's this thing called government subsidies

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Dorento wrote:He can, and he just did.

if this was that easy, we’d all be starved.

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Schnozzel wrote:This country has a point, you do not need such things.

You shall be an empty land that can only pull strings.

Just cut corners where it is “inconvenient”.

Uropya is not a place for people to vent.

Perhaps if you cared, your rights would not be so poor.

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!

Hey Schnozzel, could you write a poem about Dorento please? (That's me)

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Consigahria wrote:I think not. My military is mightier; my economy is more powerful; my influence level is higher; and Salaxalans likes me more! So there!

*sighs*

Salaxalans, do you really like him more? I'm disappointed in you.

*tut tut tut*

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Aurenovia wrote:if this was that easy, we’d all be starved.

Ah. Good point.

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Dorento wrote:Hey Schnozzel, could you write a poem about Dorento please? (That's me)

Dorento is that epic place.

You know, the one we don’t disgrace.

They excel in trout fishing.

Dorento being fishy, no that’s not a thing.

This Dominion is caring and has culture.

They have a space program that soars higher than a vulture.

Dorento is labeled primitive.

However, that’s not very constructive.

The people of Dorento die like heroes.

Old and strolling through the park, feeding some sparrows.

The brilliant nation lacks war, and no one owns a gun.

They still have karate and know how to have fun.

Dorento is made of lassies and lads.

They have badgers and mushrooms, those absolute chads.

You should go to Dorento and walk down the street.

This is now the end; the story is complete.

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Schnozzel wrote:Dorento is that epic place.

You know, the one we don’t disgrace.

They excel in trout fishing.

Dorento being fishy, no that’s not a thing.

This Dominion is caring and has culture.

They have a space program that soars higher than a vulture.

Dorento is labeled primitive.

However, that’s not very constructive.

The people of Dorento die like heroes.

Old and strolling through the park, feeding some sparrows.

The brilliant nation lacks war, and no one owns a gun.

They still have karate and know how to have fun.

Dorento is made of lassies and lads.

They have badgers and mushrooms, those absolute chads.

You should go to Dorento and walk down the street.

This is now the end; the story is complete.

Brilliant! Thank you!

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Everyone join team leo!!!!

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Team Leo wrote:Everyone join team leo!!!!

Yo, dude like, chillax maaan. Don't be pressing and like, hassling us folks in Spiritus. 😌

We're all chill and vibing with the 🥔 Potatoes 🥔 hereabouts, dude. ✌️

Peace and love, hairy Lion-bro! ☮️❤️

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Muppet Puppet Manager wrote:Yo, dude like, chillax maaan. Don't be pressing and like, hassling us folks in Spiritus. 😌

We're all chill and vibing with the 🥔 Potatoes 🥔 hereabouts, dude. ✌️

Peace and love, hairy Lion-bro! ☮️❤️

Right

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Team Leo wrote:Right

Right? No no no no not!

Zoot be stoner saxman in band. Him says, "Right-on!" methinks. Yah. Uh-huh, dat right.

Say, you have any cookie? 🍪

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[list] RMB traffic in response to Alekseandrea's latest Regional Spiritus Poll...

Pick the superior beverage:

🔲 Tea

🔲 Coffee

Haremm wrote:Why isn't there an option to pick both?

Alekseandrea wrote:Because picking both is worse than picking coffee.

Exterris wrote:Why isn't there an option to pick neither ;P
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🤪 Omigosh!

[nation=noflag]Haremm[/nation] You savage![/I] 😣

[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] You did this, wench! 😬

But again, and consistent of late, great Poll. 👍👏

[nation=noflag]Exterris[/nation] How dare you, you backwater uncultured non-teadrinking rube! 😤

M.

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Hello

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Hello, a big and hearty "Welcome to Spiritus!" for you, [nation=noflag]Kit Kats[/nation].

Here is your gift Potato...🥔

M.

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Dorento wrote:*sighs*

Salaxalans, do you really like him more? I'm disappointed in you.

*tut tut tut*

I love all my nations equally.

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