Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
A box?
I'm gonna pick up my nukes *Returns unused nukes to there storage places*
*has largest submarine fleet in Spiritus*
*has nothing to do with it*
*builds more anyway*
*kicks over box*
*Has largest nuclear missile stock hold*
*Doesn't have enough enemies*
*Makes more nukes*
*Kicks box too*
*has the largest ground force in spiritus*
Urran I just notice I accidentally used the same picture for an aircraft carrier in my factbook as you.
*steals Urran's box and eats it*
Hey everybody. I believe I was already here a while ago, but I recently rejoined the site and ended up in a different region.
*Walks in*
*Sees vast amounts of land destroyed*
*Gieger counter is off the scales*
Someone here is a little trigger happy with nukes.
Help... *suffering from radiation poisoning*
*Gives Hundermenschen some Rad-away, Rad-X, and a radiation suit*
Uhhhh *Starts hiding nukes* Nothing happened here. Hundermenschen get back in Vault 0.
So the radiation being over 24000 rads per second is just my imagination?
Uhh.... *Puts sun glasses on and tells raven to look at the object *flash**
Now you see here sir nothing happened it was all Salaxalans fault. He shot missile into the sky believing they wouldn't come back down.
I wasn't born yesterday, and in pretty sure I saw you trying to hide nukes.
Well umm uhh you see there was this spider and I think i got him.
*nukes blood Ravens* YOU SAW NOTHING!
*Nuclear defense shield shoots down the ICBMs with a combination of Interceptors, and lasers*
Oh that's fine then. God damn spiders creeping around my house, making webs.... OH GOD THERE'S ONE NOW!
*Ion cannon strike*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiYDdflABuc
What I was drinking Dr. Pepper I don't know what happened. *winks at Urran*
*Spends a huge amount of money on my military*
*Ran out of things to buy*
:(
*Mossad kidnaps Blood Ravens*
*Calls Liam Neeson*
*Goes and buys an island*
It happens.
*Buys a house made of diamonds*
It never happens to me tho.
*Buys a diamond the size of a planet*
Maybe I should start making all of my militaries firearms gold plated.
*fans self with hundred dollar bills*
http://www.nstracker.net/the_blood_ravens&page=military
*rolled on his back*
*rubs Hundermenschen's belly*
*Looks at pool full of diamonds next to his mountain of cash*
Hey why not might as well.
*drinks out of a glass of diamonds while being fanned by Salaxalans*
Hey I've got nothing better to buy.
*Starts climbing my mountain of cash*
*he pants laying by Urran*
I'm gonna buy me something massive.
*Buys Planet X and sends a gold plated with diamond screws space fleet to inhabit it.*
*Takes out a large piece of steak*
Hundermenschen do you wants some steak?
*gives up on logic*
*Goes out and purchases logic*
Is there anything else i can buy.
YES I WANT A STEAK!
*buys the universe*
Hundermenschen, sit.
*Throws Hundermenschen a whole cow cooked in a gold plated oven*
There you go.
*he would sit excited now*
*Buys the next door universe*
Ok now I need to rewrite my fact book.
*tosses the steak to Hundermenschen*
*he would eat the steak now now munching on it*
My Factbook is large, but I still need to finish it.
I own a space colony in my factbook check cities section.
Your military is a bit big. Just a little.
I own several dozen solar systems in FT, and have several stations on other planets in the same solar system in PMT.
I helped! I'm second from best!
Just a little? My ground forces are at 6 million. Your entire population is 23 million. :P
Yeah I just do modern tech for now but will probably fuse MT and FT to where I have some crazy army of minutemen and storm troopers.
I should try PMT.
Yeah I use Nuclear Missiles mainly (as you notice) because I don't have a big population.
Lies.
MAD renders them useless.
Well then I'll build a Ion Cannon in my Space Colony.
One of my super weapons is a series of satellite based ion cannons.
So is mine!
I had mine first.
:P
As a Hawaiian, I love spam. Spam is amazing.
Spam is nasty.
Stuff
Posing
As
Meat
Spam.
My super weapons are nokia phones
Just noticed this, but the WFE is silly. WA Nations can't join the SDF. It's endorse Salax OR join the SDF, not and.
then I guess I can't be in the SDF
Can I!? *he pants*
Because I'm WA I can't be SDF? Or I endorse Salax so if I don't endorse Salax I can be SDF?
The game rules specify that you can only be in the World Assembly on one nation at a time. As part of military gameplay, SDF members need to be able to move their WA to nations in other regions, either during update or for longer-term operations. For example, my World Assembly nation is currently in the region of Osiris as part of a long-term SDF operation. This makes it impossible to both endorse Salax and conduct SDF operations at the same time.
Lol
Ok well then I'm gonna have to think about what I'd want to do if I became citizen.
I wanna be a wolfie soldier!
Blood ravens! You dare call the wolfie children ugly!
They are though.
no they aren't!
They're cute!
Maybe not cute, but they aren't ugly.
they're adorable!
They just want to love everyone!
http://prntscr.com/1udxwm
http://prntscr.com/1udy1q
They are about as cute as a predator without its mask on.
Hello new Neighbors!
Welcome to Spiritus, Milos! How are you settling into the region?
*wagged his tail watching milos*
Hello new person. *pats Hundermenschen on his head*
hello.
*he smiled closing his eyes sitting*
I'm starting to settle in just fine! Always nice to meet my strange neighbors
Strange?
>:|
You don't know strange until you've entered our IRC. It's not for the faint of heart at times. :P
Do you have any questions about Spiritus or NationStates? Anything from our recruitment or welcoming telegram that isn't clear?
A kingdom run by Canines? Blasphemy
It's possible because we're smart.
*pat pat* There there, of course you are.
^I believe that! Seems smart to me. :)
All of the gods children are smart in their own way.
*would lick his hand*
No the strange thing is translating his name to English. I was like what the crap.
Hehe
Strange neighbors indeed
The only strange thing there is that he replaced the n in Hunden with an r.
I translate his name Hund-Dog Er-He and the last part Menschen came up measures between so it's dog he measures between.
Hundenmenschen literally means dog-people.
You don't know strange yet. You've only just begun your descent into the rabbit hole.
Yes it's a total mind twist :3
marf!
*he would get on all fours jumping aorund urran barking.*
But despite our oddness, we're all very nice people...
Nope, couldn't keep a straight face.
To tell the truth, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, before Salax tries to brainwash you
*he looked at defilement wagging his tail*
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