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Region: Spiritus
so many dictatorships
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
Could you be more specific? Do you mean this page or the forum? We're always looking for ways to make it more welcoming, any suggestions would be very helpful!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia
I'd like to take a stab at this one. We have a website? :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire
You mean streamlined Utopias.. (;
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia
We have some forums, yeah: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/index/
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Vellis-Barca
Gotcha. Will peruse. Thanks.
Matrixulated, Civildiscordia
No problem!
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
It's rather unclear, and many of the links don't work. (A while back I got a telegram saying that I should join the Spiritus Defense Force and you'd find it in the Plaza of Earth. There is no Plaza of Earth.)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
There is a plaza of earth, actually, but you can't see it until you register on the forums and get citizenship. It certainly may not be as clear as it could be, but what links don't work? Those need to be fixed immediately :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire
Yeah, [nation=short]Asmovia[/nation] is correct. Without the citizen masking, it isn't possible to see the Plaza of Earth. Apologies for the confusion. That's my bad, as I wrote the tg before it was sent out. :s
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It's alright.
I had actually registered, but I'm not sure if I had gotten citizenship.
On the Spiritus home page (on this website), there is a link for the Endorsement Cap which takes you to the Spiritus website, but it just shows up as "this page doesn't exist." It's probably fixable on both sites, whether you wanted to add a page for the Endorsement Cap, or if you wanted to get rid of the link on here.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Asmovia.
Post self-deleted by Asmovia.
Ah. In order to get citizenship, copy the form in this thread http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10529231/1/ and follow the instructions found above the form.
And regarding the link in the World Factbook Entry, it seems that at some point the topic in question was hidden. I've sent in a request for the Delegate to amend the link to the law it's regarding.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire
Oh, okay. Thanks!
Ah the smell of Reform and Modernisation in the morning, like the smell of fresh sizzling bacon carried on the Winds of Change!
Matrixulated
How fresh is this baxon exactly?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Smoked and cured, cooking at this moment...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
- Served with fries, and a gallon of soda...
1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
- A new menu item - Has a unique flavour, due to the exemplary care and living conditions, for our farm-assured, free-range, organic burgers - Like Kobe Beef - Only the best kept "livestock" in these burgers!
1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
- Squashed, minced, and flame-grilled...
1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
- Our butchers, meat preparation specialists, and fast food restaurant chefs wear black, not white...
12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- A quite understandable natural progression!!
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia, Neo-Sciencifica
Link to the Endorsement Cap Act works now! All the laws were re-posted in the last few months and the old threads deleted; seems I never updated the link to the new one!
Matrixulated, Elfshire
what is your nations past time
nice
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Vellis-Barca
You can also sell brains.
The world would be a better place if more people had them.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Arowfume, Neo-Sciencifica
damn son
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I accidentally resigned from the World Assembly. I need some endorsements again. I used to have about 9.
Matrixulated
Endorsed you! :D
Matrixulated, Arowfume
i'm finally at 35 percent death by being lost!!!! wwooooooh
Matrixulated
I have 65.2% "Involuntary Euthanasia"; it used to be "Old Age", but then we decided to kill off all unproductive and non-contributary citizens - I am a God! - They can retire to Heaven or Hell (whatever!)...
Matrixulated, Sol Heathcliff, Neo-Sciencifica
always hell... always
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Following new legislations in Catgirls:
- the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
- towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
- people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
Well, that regressed quickly!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia
See what happens if you give people too much freedom?
A proper form of government like a dicta... uhm... autocracy would never encounter those regressions.
Remember kids: "Trust is good, control is better."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia, Neo-Sciencifica
36 percent death by work here :D
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
HEY !!
WTF happened to the World Assembly?
No new issues for quite some time. Its gone deathly quiet over there . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I have a really bad feeling about this...
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Vellis-Barca
It probably means that everything has been solved now. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca
Hi I'm new and need a place to stay. I would also like a few wa endorsements as well.
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
The WA has been compromised, and has fallen to Zombies! Haha-hahahahahaha!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia
Oh no! Omigosh!
All your base belong to . . . JayZeeJay??
How can he be stopped?
Napalm? Incendiary bombs? Carrot on a stick?
Somebody?
Anybody?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia
We force the world Assembly to watch TLC.
Any mental conditioning should be undone by such a trauma.
And we can enjoy their suffering.
It's a win-win situation, really.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia
LMFAO !!
Yeah, that's one way to go I suppose.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia
Bah! Where's my poll for this week?
I have a suggestion . . .
No, it's not "Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?"
Or, "Is JayZeeJay a danger to himself and/or others?"
How about this . . .
Pepsi or Coca-Cola, Big Mac or Whopper, Boxers or Briefs, Toilet Roll = No Expense Spared, or Cheap Sandpaper 'cos your so bloody cheap?
Or something . . .
I want my poll !!
*tantrum*
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
OMG. I died for 30 Days. Im back now. -A certain AC/DC song starts playing-
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Died and came back hey? - Another Zombie nation!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Looks like I will need my elite Call of Duty e-sports team after all...
Matrixulated
heh...duty...
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
Glad to be apart of this wonderful society with you people
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
:D
Matrixulated
What do you think about a poll to ask what the next poll should be about?
Matrixulated
Whoopsie... Sorry about that. There's a poll now. >_>
:D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hi, I'm new to NationStates! Was wondering if it would be cool to join this regions?
Matrixulated
Of course! Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Nanrovia, Biosentia
Following new legislation in Neo-Sciencifica, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Neo-Sciencifica City.
"Hey, did we digitalize this one?"
"What's the title?"
"Fahrenheit 451"
"Let me check the e-library..... yup, done, you can toss it into the fire."
For our defense, this winter was really cold in our country.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Nuovo Piemonte
Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jedi-Zombi Jezuit athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
The Zombified Citizens of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus are harder, better, faster, stronger!
https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ
Matrixulated, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Nanrovia
My work is never over.
*activates army of killer robots*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Love the poll. It's very whimsical. :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I personally would have enjoyed a nice mug of hot cocoa while burning away the sins of Twilight and Fifty Shades.
Fahrenheit 451 was a great book though.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
If ya gonna burn any books burn those on Tax Law! - They're huge and won't be missed!!
Ushiyashaii, Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea
Won't be missed?
Won't be missed?
Your average American taxpayer will immediately miss the crushing weight of Tax Law suddenly unburdened from their collective shoulders.
Heh.
Now go wash your mouth out with soap!
M
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
So... Seems I'm a potato now... This is very confusing. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Think of the accountants!
Matrixulated
Hey guys, new here. I hope I don't accidentally run my country into the ground and cause a war
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Welcome!
No worries about tanking your country or starting a war here.
But, should you crash and burn, we have several zombie nations that will provide excellent and expedient clean-up.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
That'd be me he's mostly referring to!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
How does one even start a war?
Matrixulated
no idea
Matrixulated
How about the Scientology textbooks?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
New to the region, hi all!
Matrixulated
Welcome welcome! :D
Matrixulated, Nanrovia
Hey neighbors. Been here a couple days, but I'm not too super active aside from just checking in to run my country. Hope that won't be a terrible problem.
Matrixulated
Hi, I read your TG, looks really neat, politics is dumb but exciting at the same time.
Matrixulated
They shall serve as excellent kindling material...
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
As I fetch the matches, muse on this:-
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked in the top 5% of the region for Employment, Compassion, Niceness, Pacifism, Public Healthcare, Health, Safety, Religiousness, Foreign Aid, Average Income of Poor, Public Transport, & Business Subsidization - If those aren't good reasons to atleast visit, if not emigrate to here, I don't know what are!
Matrixulated
What are our current threats?
Matrixulated, Lucas Pope
- A lack of proper white wizard college education
- Zombie alien abductions for culinary purposes
- SCIENCE!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Lucas Pope
Weren't you complaining about the primitiveness of your nation?
Science is not a threat, it's a solution.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Braze
Us, the Sky Overlord and the Sky Lords, by virtue of the powers conferred by the Sky Cities, greet our neighbors
Matrixulated
Welcome, [nation=short]Valsier[/nation], [nation=short]Anarchic Cowboys[/nation], and [nation=short]Sky Citys[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated
howdy
Matrixulated, Lucas Pope
Eyyyh no no no I wasn't complaining-nya, I was fascinated by how fast we got rid of technology and how fast our citizens -catgirls and all other races- adjusted to living simple lives.
Who needs technology, cars, skyscrapers, when you have magic and can live in awesome tree houses !
Though... we kept our free public internet, maglevs/subways, solar panels and windmills... and our biggest cities still have a modern style of sorts, so everyone can find his or her place in our country :3
(except scientists and math geniuses, but [nation=short]Neo-Sciencifica[/nation] will always welcome them with open arms)
We have Shamans and healers instead of hospitals, magical girls instead of police force. Our priestesses are always there to help anyone in need of a little bit of magic. Many druids visited our country and decided to stay, we plan on opening Druid schools too in the future.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Heretics like you will never reach the Singularity!
I shall remember your words when I, at last, become your uploaded overlord.
Primitive!
Ludite!
Simpleton!
Socialist!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Is anybody else detecting these unknown jet fighters on their long range radars?
Matrixulated, Neo-Sciencifica
If a priest blessed an avocado would it be holy guacamole?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea
Oh no! I seem to have found bits and pieces of page 57 on my hot dog...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Blobbin
hello I just joined is there any thing specific I need to know???
Matrixulated
Greetings.
Matrixulated
Avoid any food that contains 'meat'.....
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Lucas Pope
I'm a returning nationstates leader, though my nation is new I am not, how are you all?
Matrixulated, Azuum, Lucas Pope
Welcome, new nations! :D
Matrixulated, Lucas Pope, Mendersalv2
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Matrixulated, Elfshire, United States Of Robbie, Mendersalv2
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Not enough dank memes
Matrixulated, Lucas Pope, United States Of Robbie
How to increase your regional influence?
Matrixulated
Fordham, you just have to exist to build influence! :P The longer you're in a region, the more influence you get. Also, the more endorsements you have (if you're a World Assembly member), the faster you'll build influence.
Matrixulated
Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
Two-metre tall Zombi Super-Soldiers?!?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Any one got a meter stick?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Compensating for something?
Matrixulated, Azuum
Hello all, where's the jam?
Keeping the spiritual love going.
Matrixulated
The joke is partially in the fact that, in some sense, 2 meters isn't actually that tall! - It's only 6ft 5 inchs ffs!
Therefore, if my "super soldiers" are that "tall", then there are plenty of people alive and well today who are of that size without genetic enhancement!! - So if you think I'm compensating for something when infact I am actually putting forth pretty average and normal stats, then I dread to think of what is normal for you, and whether you may be under-compensated for that...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon, Ussia
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.