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Region: Spiritus
*Rides in on a Sandworm*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Where is [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation]? - 12 days inactivity,...🤔 **Licks lips in anticipation**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Moons [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]**
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sure, though I was actually planning on catching some of the fish in Gramp's pond.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
I am planning to colonise his lawn, to help the Prethoryn Scourge establish themselves here.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
I doubt even the most intricate colonisation attempts can turn the lawn of a "true" American livable.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Trying........or attempting to colonise his lawn. It might fail..............but worth the rewards.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
The last time someone colonised America effectively the whole nation took up arms, drove out their enemy and became an independent nation.
This is like invading Afghanistan, only about four times as worse for yourself.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
What rewards?
A single lawn.
And a pissed of guy with a shotgun.
I've seen enough sci-fi to know how that ends.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes
Not just a lawn.........A forward base for them..........not me.......
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Forward base? Use an asteriod. They're cheaper, plentyful and are 99% American-free.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
...what's with the last 1%?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Everything is American, they just have to want it hard enough. They grow the residual 1% out until they reach a 'mission accomplished' status and take over the whole asteroid.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Religious Scientists
I can't see Russia agreeing with you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
You don't want to know.
You really don't.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Religious Scientists
is parronan
sorry will throw myself out
Matrixulated
Are there any other "Rick and Morty"-fans on this RMB?
Matrixulated
No.
Are there any other "The Simpsons"-fans on this RMB?
Matrixulated
The simpsons are too "we're still relevant dammit!" recently.
Matrixulated
Kinda like the Democratic Party.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Religious Scientists
Republicans.
Specifically, those with the surname of 'Bush.'
They have no problem agreeing with Trump though.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation
I would moon you back, JayZeeJay, but you've already established a desire to munch on my buttocks!
So, no show and tell.
Nice try, Jedi.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
*moons [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The triple post....................never mind.
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*slaps [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] on the moon* Is this really what the RMB has become...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think the RMB is taking a little rest. After thousands of messages per week for a while, spiritus needs a rest. I'm just doing my part to keep a few messages a day, so that spiritus doesn't die.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
But this............
.............is taking it too far.
Matrixulated
NEVER!
*moons [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People, Faulknation
roflmao!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
you do have to wonder how he managed to moon himself...unless he used a mirror *goes deep into thought*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ah, surely you could have said;
"That's not a moon!"
...and then mooned me back? - Come on! "Jedi-Zombi" remember?! - Honestly, I try to hand you such lines, but to no avail... 😔
I'm drunk and miserable right now, but most of you guys probably don't care to play along with my "little quirky plays"...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
THAT'S NO MOON!
Did I do it right?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
It's a space station !
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
*kicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] through multiple multiverses before he crashes back into this one*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
your not getting her. once shes dead im making her populous into dragons
Matrixulated
as is fitting of her
No! I'm going to get her population and put them into a nursing home, it's what is best for her.
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
then theyd eventually die. making them into immortal dragons would be better you fool. that way she is eternal
theyll be like the adopting dragons that adopt abandoned humans
and teach them the dragon arts and make them into dragonslayers.
What if she doesn't want to live forever? Living forever kind of sucks when everyone you know is mortal.
Also! Why would a dragon teach a human to be a dragon slayer?
thats why you raise and teach your mortals to do great things so they are immortal as well through there actions, also a humans would probably come along and kill some like they always do
Majulah Singapura!
If they are immortal through their actions, why do you want to make [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation] immortal?
Why would you teach humans to kill dragons if they can already kill some dragons? Wouldn't that just make it easier for them to go back to their homes and teach other humans to kill dragons?
that's implying that they can get home.
Even dragons can't keep track of every human they take in. It's like trying to watch a spider crawling around, you turn around for one secon and look back, and they disappear.
While you do have a point it all depends on how you are containing them. My prefered method is housing them in a very large plot of land where they have more than enough room to live their life in all aspects, but if they were to run away for about 1 week they would hit a 100 foot smooth steel wall. Every couple days I check around the perimeter and pick up whoever thought they could leave. Those people go to a separate plot of land for a while. After they have sworn that they won't run again I let them back into the main land area. This is my method and so far, not a single one has escaped.
humans cant teach dragonslaying magic. only dragons can. and its meant for evil dragons
and yes they can they only take in one none take in more.
I keep a supply ready, but you are right in the fact that I can only teach my methods to one human at a time. Sorry I forgot to mention that before, I just thought it was implied.
This is all pretty strange, I prefer to keep my humans living freely inside my nation.
Matrixulated
The humans I keep trapped are ones that I just sorta pick up from other nations, never my own. I guess one exception would be that if a human were to emigrate or immigrate illegally then I would take them to the cage.
I like to just trick people into coming into my country and make them want to stay forever. That way, I'm not doing anything provably evil and my people are happy. I just use the "Lotus Tactic" to keep the people in Russinadia.
Vive L'Empreur!
Matrixulated
Sacré bleu!
Matrixulated
What?
Que veux-tu dire "Ce qui?"
Ce n'est pas ton affaire, Parrona!
MDR!
你! 怎的是 ,很麻烦。
Comment osez-vous!
Arrêtez de parler japonais, voulez-vous?
On parle français ou américain!
Forme une ligne de bataille!
and they take in abandoned human children. not grownups
LE TUER!
and no the can teach one and only one. they form a bond with the young human they teach like a parent. sometimes when the child grows up it may become so powerful it becomes a dragon themself
but gods are different so yeah, only one at a time for god dragons.
Laissez-nous,tu dragon!
non!
Laissez-nous, démon!
LE DRAGON PEUT PARLER!ATTAQUE!
Tuez le démon!
VOUS PENSEZ-MOI UN IDIOTE?
Je vais vous brûler tous à la cendre!
Je ne suis aucun démon! JE SUIS UN DIEU!!!
essayez de me brûler à travers mon portable!
Je vais vous trouver et vous brûler!
Essayez-le, ill être en attente!
Pourquoi parlons-nous français?
Très bonne question, c'était jamais arrivé jusque la nn?
Je pense qu'ils essayaient de parler et de conspirer contre moi sans me savoir
THIS GUY IS NOT USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!HERETIC!!!
Matrixulated, Faulknation
Pourquoi utiliserons-nous google translate?
Parce que votre syntaxe est terrible mais votre orthographe beaucoup trop parfait ^^
Parce que je suis mieux avec le Français
Et je suis trop paresseux pour être grammaticalement correct
True story *insert gif* even as a french its boring to write well
Matrixulated
yup okay we done with french or we gonna switch to Japanese or German?
J'aime beaucoup ton drapeau btw xD sham on u
Francia es la peor. España es el mejor.
¡¡OYE!! FRANCIA ES REALMENTE NICE !!! ESPAÑA ES BUENA PERO ME GUSTA FRANCIA MÁS !!! ¡PERO I FAVOR JAPÓN !!!
Empire Democratique Francais
I used google translate for a few things that I didn't previously know. Oh wait!
J'ai utilisé Google Translate pour quelques choses que je ne connaissais pas auparavant.
Empire Democratique Francais
Anata no dare mo watashi ga ima hanashite iru koto o shirimasen
Nous parlons seulement américain et français ici.
Eigo to furansugo de jigoku ni
did my Japanese kill you all?
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Written by Refuge Isle.