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Cyrtes wrote:Okay, okay...

*buys another winow and reinforces it with squashed tomatoes*

ANOTHER MATERIAL!

*jumps through window*

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Fine. I'll give you the truckload of windows and you'll be free to inforce them with whatever you wish.

* tries to toss windows, cuts self on side of window*

Ouch...

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Fine. I'll give you the truckload of windows and you'll be free to inforce them with whatever you wish.

* tries to toss windows, cuts self on side of window*

Ouch...

*grabs Cyrtes mortal shell and starts lamenting about his cruel fate*

No, it can't be!

It's not his time!

I didn't tell him to leave window(s)-obsessed idiots alone!

I didn't tell him!

It's not fair!

Is there no justice in this cruel world?

Why does this have to happen?

Why? Random fluctuations in the space time continuum why?

How can you be so cruel?

He deserves way worse!

He dared to admit he didn't get my post!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:*grabs Cyrtes mortal shell and starts lamenting about his cruel fate*

No, it can't be!

It's not his time!

I didn't tell him to leave window(s)-obsessed idiots alone!

I didn't tell him!

It's not fair!

Is there no justice in this cruel world?

Why does this have to happen?

Why? Random fluctuations in the space time continuum why?

How can you be so cruel?

He deserves way worse!

He dared to admit he didn't get my post!

Oh, life's tough, cruel and unjust. If it wasn't for a window of oppertunity here and there we'd all be going the way of the rotten potatoes. (;

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:*grabs Cyrtes mortal shell and starts lamenting about his cruel fate*

No, it can't be!

It's not his time!

I didn't tell him to leave window(s)-obsessed idiots alone!

I didn't tell him!

It's not fair!

Is there no justice in this cruel world?

Why does this have to happen?

Why? Random fluctuations in the space time continuum why?

How can you be so cruel?

He deserves way worse!

He dared to admit he didn't get my post!

I laughed.All I have to say...?

Cyrtes wrote:Oh, life's tough, cruel and unjust. If it wasn't for a window of oppertunity here and there we'd all be going the way of the rotten potatoes. (;

Nice words of fortune,Cyrtes-yang.

Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Fine. I'll give you the truckload of windows and you'll be free to inforce them with whatever you wish.

* tries to toss windows, cuts self on side of window*

Ouch...

I forgot how to...

You cut yourself?!Y-YOU?!

I shouldn't have asked for windows!Dadda Saxalspud is going to kill me,Oh Me Jeebus,Oh Me Mary,WHAT DO I DO?!

Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Raw potatoes are poisonous.

Have a nice death.

If you eat a poisonous potato, at least you'll be with potato Jesus.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

TOO MANY POTATOES! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

*Jumps through the window reinforced window,but fails*

ARGH!WHY IS THIS MATERIAL SO HARD?!

Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:TOO MANY POTATOES! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

*Jumps through the window reinforced window,but fails*

ARGH!WHY IS THIS MATERIAL SO HARD?!

'Cause otherwise people would be jumping through them left, right and center

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:'Cause otherwise people would be jumping through them left, right and center

I forgot that only the center of the window is reinforced!HA!

*he jumps on the side,he goes through,but fails*

Uhh,Cyrtes...I think I am stuck...

Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

I love this region's love for potatoes

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:I forgot that only the center of the window is reinforced!HA!

*he jumps on the side,he goes through,but fails*

Uhh,Cyrtes...I think I am stuck...

* Tries to pull Audriany out of window*

Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

The Great Potato Empire wrote:I love this region's love for potatoes

It's pretty great.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Great Potato Empire wrote:I love this region's love for potatoes

To love potatoes, or not to love potatoes, that is the question.

Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:* Tries to pull Audriany out of window*

I am literally stuck,we need to ram the window with a T-34.

Cyrtes wrote:To love potatoes, or not to love potatoes, that is the question.

Not to love :D

Alekseandrea

Potatogion wrote:If you eat a poisonous potato, at least you'll be with potato Jesus.

There actually are poisonous potatoes.

They're the non-domesticated versions.

I doubt you'll go to potato-heaven for your achievements in ignorance.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Audriany wrote:Not to love :D

Heresy!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Cyrtes wrote:To love potatoes, or not to love potatoes, that is the question.

No it isn't.

Ask Salaxalans. You. Love. Potatoes.

If you don't believe you do. You. Simply. Haven't. Seen. The. Thruth.

Everyone. Loves. Potatoes.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:There actually are poisonous potatoes.

They're the non-domesticated versions.

I doubt you'll go to potato-heaven for your achievements in ignorance.

Religion, ignorance, what's the difference?

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:There actually are poisonous potatoes.

They're the non-domesticated versions.

I doubt you'll go to potato-heaven for your achievements in ignorance.

What a response...

Alekseandrea

I see the potato war is going well! Keep up the good work!

About the endorsement cap, [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], it's always half the number of endorsements I have, and I have less endorsements now than I did before. :(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:No it isn't.

Ask Salaxalans. You. Love. Potatoes.

If you don't believe you do. You. Simply. Haven't. Seen. The. Thruth.

Everyone. Loves. Potatoes.

Yes, that's true.

I have seen the truth...

*stares into space with dreamy expression on face*

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:I see the potato war is going well! Keep up the good work!

About the endorsement cap, [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], it's always half the number of endorsements I have, and I have less endorsements now than I did before. :(

Oh... So that's it.

Sorry about the loss of endorsements, though.

Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Potatogion wrote:Religion, ignorance, what's the difference?

You might unleash a massive it is/ it isn't ignorance discussion.

Carry on.

I'm for team it is.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:You might unleash a massive it is/ it isn't ignorance discussion.

Carry on.

I'm for team it is.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Potato is and ignorance are one in the same. As is every other religion.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:You might unleash a massive it is/ it isn't ignorance discussion.

Carry on.

I'm for team it is.

Potatogion wrote:Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Potato is and ignorance are one in the same. As is every other religion.

I think that ignorance is, perhaps, a little on the extreme side...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

The Salaxalans wrote:I see the potato war is going well! Keep up the good work!

About the endorsement cap, [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], it's always half the number of endorsements I have, and I have less endorsements now than I did before. :(

Well if you want,I can opress these potato people with sanctions and imaginary nukes to endorse you...

Cyrtes wrote:I think that ignorance is, perhaps, a little on the extreme side...

You betcha.

Cyrtes wrote:Oh... So that's it.

Sorry about the loss of endorsements, though.

Same.

Cyrtes wrote:Yes, that's true.

I have seen the truth...

*stares into space with dreamy expression on face*

You did read that book Aleksandrea gave me earlier?Good,I hope you know how fun it was for me being George Washington :D

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

I love the fact that recently all I have on my nation page is:

Audriany lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:I think that ignorance is, perhaps, a little on the extreme side...

It's never to extreme when it is for potatoes.

Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Potatogion wrote:It's never to extreme when it is for potatoes.

Potatoes and ignorance go hand in hand.

Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Sif Nyre wrote:Hi folks! Just your friendly neighborhood commie stopping by to say hi~

*pelts you with raw potatoes*

Fecking commies.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Aotan

Owllfarm wrote:*pelts you with raw potatoes*

Fecking commies.

Here - have some POTATA!

*Hands Owlfarm a POTATA machine gun

POTATA!

POTATA!

POTATA!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Aotan wrote:Here - have some POTATA!

*Hands Owlfarm a POTATA machine gun

POTATA!

POTATA!

POTATA!

What make is it, an MG-fourtypotata?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People, Munichsburg

Aotan wrote:Here - have some POTATA!

*Hands Owlfarm a POTATA machine gun

POTATA!

POTATA!

POTATA!

Thanks for helping in the fight against evil friend!

Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Masylvana wrote:What make is it, an MG-fourtypotata?

Are we even trying here?

Matrixulated

Munichsburg wrote:Are we even trying here?

To beat the damned commies? Of course we are!

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People, Munichsburg

Owllfarm wrote:To beat the damned commies? Of course we are!

Hell yeah, REMOVE COMMIE!

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People

totalitarianism is a really fun word to both say and spell.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Elfshire wrote:totalitarianism is a really fun word to both say and spell.

Know what's even more fun to say/spell? POTATO.

The Salaxalans, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People

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Owllfarm wrote:Know what's even more fun to say/spell? POTATO.

*starts writing poem about a potato*

Potato haiku

Hibernating here,

In the ground beneath our feet

We love potatoes.

*inspects poem skeptically*

Yes, I think that's about it.

The Salaxalans, Elfshire, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cyrtes wrote:*Orders a truckload of windows in case Audriany wants more.*

**Delivers truckload of Transparent Aluminium™ Windows (made of Aluminium oxynitride), reinforced with a Wurtzite Boron Nitride coating, AND offers you options on the second truckload of Pure Wurtzite Boron Nitride Windows (Only available to the ridiculously wealthy, at a ridiculously expensive price)**

🤔Hmmm... - Those buggers won't break! - What will he do?!😂

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Munichsburg

Cyrtes wrote:*starts writing poem about a potato*

Potato haiku

Hibernating here,

In the ground beneath our feet

We love potatoes.

*inspects poem skeptically*

Yes, I think that's about it.

This may be the greatest poem of all time, you sir, are truly an amazing poet.

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Owllfarm wrote:To beat the damned commies? Of course we are!

Masylvana wrote:Hell yeah, REMOVE COMMIE!

NOOO-I MEEAN YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!YEEEEAH!Yeeah!Yeaah...yeah...yeah...!

Cyrtes

Hello everybody. How is everything going in this fine Region?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

-Mr Money- wrote:Hello everybody. How is everything going in this fine Region?

We're having a war about... I think potatoes, I'm not sure.

In other words, all's great.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Laughing Buddha wrote:**Delivers truckload of Transparent Aluminium™ Windows (made of Aluminium oxynitride), reinforced with a Wurtzite Boron Nitride coating, AND offers you options on the second truckload of Pure Wurtzite Boron Nitride Windows (Only available to the ridiculously wealthy, at a ridiculously expensive price)**

🤔Hmmm... - Those buggers won't break! - What will he do?!😂

Hmmm...

*looks around for heavy artillery to break windows*

Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg

Cyrtes wrote:We're having a war about... I think potatoes, I'm not sure.

In other words, all's great.

Well I purchased a Tank from The Hub That Is Everwhere today you could use' but I'm leaving it in my high security vault 'till the Poll concludes next week. If you answer in the poll I've got for my Region then you can decide whether to borrow it or not.

Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:We're having a war about... I think potatoes, I'm not sure.

In other words, all's great.

Audriany fails to respect the significance of POTATA.

*Throws some more POTATA

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Aotan wrote:Audriany fails to respect the significance of POTATA.

*Throws some more POTATA

*scratches head*

Can somebody tell me what a POTATA is? I've asked about three times, and I still don't know.

Alekseandrea

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Cyrtes wrote:*scratches head*

Can somebody tell me what a POTATA is? I've asked about three times, and I still don't know.

It's just my name for a potato :)

POTATA

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:It's just my name for a potato :)

POTATA

Oh... :)

Aotan wrote:It's just my name for a potato :)

POTATA

Or it is a female potato.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cosmolate wrote:Or it is a female potato.

Potatoes are tubers.

Those have no gender.

Your knowledge of biology is bad and you should feel bad.

Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

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Gatito wrote:Potatoes aren't even animals, did you know that?

Bullsh!t!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

How did this potato thing even begin any ways? It's essentially the only thing the region has been talking since I got here.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Masylvana wrote:How did this potato thing even begin any ways? It's essentially the only thing the region has been talking since I got here.

OK.

So I move to switch focus of our conversation from "potato things" to discovering & exploring the noble nation Masylvana....

....and their essentially undervalued appreciation of potato-lore in Spiritus.

All those in favour?

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People

Hey Spiritus!

Matrixulated, Elfshire

Divadland wrote:Hey Spiritus!

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GRAB A POTATO.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Owllfarm wrote:NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GRAB A POTATO.
* grabs potato* what now?

Matrixulated

Divadland wrote:* grabs potato* what now?

THROW IT AT COMMIES.

Owllfarm wrote:THROW IT AT COMMIES.

You are still upset about the Secretary General election?

Matrixulated

Divadland wrote:You are still upset about the Secretary General election?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW OR WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA, THROW THE DAMN POTATO.

Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW OR WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA, THROW THE DAMN POTATO.

Yeah your nation was founded much later than the NS whole elections, let me give you a link.

Owllfarm wrote:I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW OR WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA, THROW THE DAMN POTATO.

Sorry can't find one.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Potatoes are tubers.

Those have no gender.

Your knowledge of biology is bad and you should feel bad.

I know a potato doesn't have a gender I'm just playing around with language.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Vivis begin hurling explosive potatoes at enemies, with the help of catapults. Whoever is not knock down by the exploding spuds themselves, have heir skin seared by hot butter. They kneel on the battlefield in margarine agony, trying to fight through the pain to advance through the war feild with little success.

Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Potatoes are tubers.

Those have no gender.

Your knowledge of biology is bad and you should feel bad.

The Potato is actually the plant that Tubers come from. Tubers are tubers, not to be confused with Tubas, though I am trying to genetically modify a Potato plant to grow Tubas.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Masylvana wrote:How did this potato thing even begin any ways? It's essentially the only thing the region has been talking since I got here.

Don't question the potato, just accept how beautiful it is

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Great Potato Empire wrote:Don't question the potato, just accept how beautiful it is

A potato after my own...eye of the potato, I guess.

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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Gatito wrote:Please give us your potatoes and we won't hurt you too much.

*hugs a bag of potatoes closely to chest*

I'm not going to give ANY of my potatoes to ANYONE!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Russinadia, Potatogion

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Gatito wrote:Spiritus is now under INWU occupation. Please give us your potatoes and we won't hurt you too much.

Try and take them if you dare, but be warned we have mastered potato warfare

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Gatito wrote:Spiritus is now under INWU occupation. Please give us your potatoes and we won't hurt you too much.

YOU MAY TAKE MY FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY POTATOES!!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Hi I'm Stalin and I'm here to take away the potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia

Raventsvo wrote:Hi I'm Stalin and I'm here to take away the potatoes.

Sorry we already have a Stalin, and I love potatoes.

Matrixulated, Russinadia

Stalinminestan wrote:Sorry we already have a Stalin, and I love potatoes.

Noooo, I'm your brother Dmitri Stalin and potatoes trigger me.

Matrixulated, Russinadia

Raventsvo wrote:Noooo, I'm your brother Dmitri Stalin and potatoes trigger me.

Ahh, brother! It has been long since we last spoke. If potatoes trigger you then it would not be in your best interests to stay here, we are in a...sort of...potato war. Lots and lots of potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Stalinminestan wrote:Ahh, brother! It has been long since we last spoke. If potatoes trigger you then it would not be in your best interests to stay here, we are in a...sort of...potato war. Lots and lots of potatoes.

They all need to be liquefied

and then drink them

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Raventsvo wrote:They all need to be liquefied

and then drink them

Just like мама used to make.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Raventsvo wrote:They all need to be liquefied

and then drink them

The holy drink! Dios mios, you have amazing taste.

Laughing Buddha

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Give us all your starchy globules or face a famine that will make Ireland look like a Utopia.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

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And he's started here too.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

Gatito wrote:We apologize for the troll posts. His name is Ceske, and he's been trolling us and everybody we've been associated with for at least 3 months now.

He's been obsessed with us for most of the year, actually.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Gatito wrote:Hi, I'm Great Britain, I'm here to take away your potatoes.

YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY POTATOES!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

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Raventsvo wrote:And he's started here too.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

He's been obsessed with us for most of the year, actually.

That was.. Interesting. Not sure what to think TBH. Should we throw potatoes at him?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:That was.. Interesting. Not sure what to think TBH. Should we throw potatoes at him?

YES

Matrixulated

Gatito wrote:*finesses potatoes*

My potatoes are already beautiful without your help!

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

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Gatito wrote:I'll turn your potatoes into French fries.

Those are still potatoes though, so I'll still be happy.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Gatito wrote:I'll turn your potatoes into French fries.

French fries, potato crisps, mashed potatoes, bring it on!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

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