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Region: Spiritus
Hello everyone!
Matrixulated
No, but being mistaken because of ignorance is.
Nah, it is flammable, but only, if we re-enact the Doom of Valyria!
:)
Aey aey aey aey ar!
Matrixulated
Pfffffft.
Matrixulated
"I promise to build a new world for us two, with you in the middle"
Can I squeeze in there somewhere?
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am on vacation , so I'll be posting less for a bit. Don't eat all the potatoes while I'm gone! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
"I wish that I could turn back the hands of time. And make it all alright, all alright for us"
Flame war?
Hardly.
For a flame war you need to reach the point where every post is considered a personal insult.
Culveria didn't care enough...
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
The truth hurts more than anything else.
Culveria is not a dragon!
He's a potato!
He's food!
He's a salamander!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
Thank you :)
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
Alllllllllllrighty then . . .
[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] you're a faketty-fake faaaake Muppet!
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] you're an overlord-puppet Muppet!
[nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation] you're a spam-addict Muppet!
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] you're a waste of human organs and genetic material Muppet!
[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] you're a bucket-O-blubber Muppet!
[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] you're Romanian, that's bad enough!
[nation=short]Statens[/nation] you're a Muppet cos-playing as a Muppet. You Muppet!
And I'm tired of typing these flane insults . . . so everybody else . . . you're all Muppets!
Flame-on!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Who wants some pizza?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Me do!
Matrixulated
*serves a spinach pizza*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Got black olives as a topping?
Matrixulated
All righty then...
[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] is a puppet of CNN, otherwise known as faaaake news!
[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is a IPhone 7, we just need to know when it'll explode.
[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] is a corvette, you know what that means.
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] is a big salamander, nay, delicacy, and is also vulnerable to guerrilla warfare.
[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] : Planet full of mutants and xeno scum detected...
[nation=short]audriany[/nation] I really have nothing good to say...
:)
[nation=short]statens[/nation]...that name though. *vomits*
:)
Die you deformed inbreds!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
I believe you mean that matrixulated is a samsung note 7.
Also, do I have Xenoblood in my Iceberg?
Matrixulated
*looks at the pizza in disgust* you... what. have. you. done...
*makes a kalamata olive pizza*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
HOW DARE YOU IM NOT A POTATO
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Spinach pizza is an Italian tradition.
*makes a margarita pizza with tomato, cheese, and basil*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
because fire is my home element
Matrixulated
gah! STOP PLEASE *stomps on the chef*
And you, you inbred, italian, one-eyed, diseased, dishonorable, scheming, satanist dwarf!
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
Quality service. I'll be back for more.
Matrixulated
What?
That was the first pizza ever made!
It was made for queen margarita because it was the colors of the Italian flag.
Red sauce, white cheese, and green basil.
It was originally a poor persons food because they just got whatever was around and made it into something. The pizza revolutionized cooking because before that, everbody thought that tomatoes were poisonous and they were only for decoration.
I could keep going on pizza history, but that would take all giorno.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
alright i dont entirely care i dont like spinach pizza. just dont make it in front of me
What?
I am offeso!
I didn't even do anything!
Would anyone like som chicken Parmesan?
Or some mozzarella di bufala?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I don't care, you mutant, blabbering, deformed, bastard!
You are Khal Raggart.
You are that bastard from Highgarden?
Your family consists of Stone, Snow, Mud, Rock, Flowers and Sand.
GOT a storm of swords spell?
Remember Valyria!
You inbred albino!
Matrixulated
People who enjoy pineapples on pizza should be executed. I hope that's a policy of yours.
Matrixulated
Ciao!
Matrixulated
I like pineapple on pizza!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
no ones executing itro!
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
*hastily prepares to declare war*
Matrixulated
All mutants, inbreds and witches are to be hunted down and executed.
Matrixulated
Opinion modifiers :
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Common enemy +40
Tolerated religion +15
Different ideologies -20
Tolerated culture +10
Not a threat +5
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Total: +50
Matrixulated
mortal do not try to declare war with me, i have more money and power then you
how about i pay you twenty tonnes of pure jewels a month and you stop insulting and being rude to me
Opinion modifier:
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Is an idiot -20
Posts opinion modifiers in a non sarcastic way -50
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Total:YOU ARE AN IDIOT
My country is much stronger than yours.
he has a point. itro is much much larger then you [nation=short]Feminilla[/nation]
But anyway, welcome to spiritus!
Here is your complementary potato!
*hands you a potato while not letting culveria see it*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*can smell the potato and becomes savage* destroy.... potato....!!!!!! *starts rampaging around searching for the potato*
Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*scraps plans to wage war and takes potato*
You honour me with this majestic gift.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia
*looks at person identifying the holder of the potato* DESTROY POTAAAATOOOOOO *charges*
Phytophthora Infestans
NOOO!
FULL POTATO LOCKDOWN!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FULL POTATO LOCKDOWN!!!
CODE RED!!!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*tosses potato*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*smashes potato mid air in my jaw and crunches away and swallows to make sure it doesnt reproduce on the ground*
potato destroyed *calms and sits*
Hmmmm
Acceptance :
-16
Answer: No
Opinion modifiers:
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Raided planets -50
Heathen -40
Soil-bound -60
Nonsensical flag -25
Different ideologies -30
Common ideas +6
*cough* *cough*
Vassal swarm!
So you are smaller!
New opinion modifier:
Barbarian -80
The Parron Republic guarantees the independence of Feminilla.
All in all, that was a mouth, nay, handfull.
how about i double the pay and you leave feminilla alone to whatever happens. and you can insult me as much you want
Woah woah woah!
Soil Bound?
If you haven't noticed, my country is an iceberg, which are not rooted in the ground!
he does have a point
-14
No.
General term for planet-bounds.
Inbreds!
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
fine ill just pay the new nation to convince it to be one of us. and id have to multiply my bribe by ten to get to you wouldnt i?
Take the discussion to telegrams, please.
The guarantee has came into effect...
Base reluctance is now -1000!
You can't change that.
how about a game of chess? *pulls out a set of onyx and diamond chess pieces and a onyx and diamond chessboard*
Obsidian is cooler.
i know it is cooler, i have a throne of it at home, but onyx i find is better for chess. if i used obsidian i might accidentally put energy into it and make it molten
Itrosomia
What about my flying pirate ship?
I goes into space.
Also, I made walrus space suits.
walrus space suits? wouldnt there tusks be a bit difficult with those?
I use jade chess pieces.
*summons the other prices out of jade*
Knight b1 to c3
It is mechanical, kind of like iron man's suit.
It is put on the same way.
alright i was bluffing i knew he wouldnt want to but eh? im not used to this sort of chess, but if we're using our own personal chess pieces lets make them interesting *summons obsidian pieces that are shaped like actual warriors and the insides molten and glowing making the pieces themselves glow* who will be on which side?
oh that makes sense
*summons giant jade robotic war animals*
Knight b1 to c3.
alright i was thinking some wizards chess, but wizard chess against mech chess? heh why not *the pieces grow to match the mech pieces* pawn b7 to b6 *the piece moves foreward steadily standing like a statue and stops on b6*
Pawn e2 to e4
Gtg
oh well. thats too bad, see ya later man
I'm confuzzled
Matrixulated
Understandable. I have the same opinion, actually
Aw thanks, you're too kind.
Also.....umm....when did I get into this? I'm a pacifist.......
#nowarsplease
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
You're too kind love :)
Also, I'd love to die. #ihavedepressionandanxietysoooooooo
Matrixulated
*throws a rock at the sky*
Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*pats her head* dont be sad. i will protect you along with all other deviljhos. you will survive, and somehow we will make you happy, you like puns?
Itrosomia
Post self-deleted by Statens.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Uh......kinda
Matrixulated
i know a few punny ones. I learned from Sans the skeleton. not used to being treated with kindness? i have depression too. but i try helping other people with it so they can be happy somewhat
Statens
[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] ready for a pun spam?
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
I always believed my body was a prison for me. I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.
i dont get what everyone has against Sans The skeleton is just trying tibia little humerus.
stop. please
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, 99 Problems But A Rom Aint One
why?
Oh lord.
what are the puns to humerus? *turns into sans for the day*
I can say the same...
Statens: Your flag is unique, and your personality, interesting.
Matrixulated and Alekseandrea: your posts meaningful, your responses witty, that's all I need to say.
Itrosomia and Culveria: your jokes make me smile, but please cut it down.
Pizza/Italian Chef: your pizza is nice, but do you have durians as toppings?
As for me... *starts blowing a trumpet* ...its mine after all.
Matrixulated
This. You do not need to make seven straight posts on the RMB - that just clutters it up. You can get your point across in just one message, as you can use more than one sentence, believe it or not.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
i know, but sometimes i enjoy a pun spam attack alright? im sort of known for spamming though i dont do it often
Itrosomia
...and my brain is screwed.
G-double O-D-J-O-B good job *clap* *clap*
G-double O-D-J-O-B good job *clap* *clap*
I still remember this? Wow. *starts blowing my trumpet*
Do you need to do it? I'm speaking personally here, but when someone posts seven straight RMB posts, it kinda gets distracting.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Oy! Salaxalans enjoys my puns, people enjoy my puns, i make people smile with my puns, its needed for me alright?
Wherever you may Rome, you'll never find better Italian jokes and puns than these!
They may be ever Sicily, but they're still hilarious.
Pizza 1:You want a pizza me?
Pizza 2:At yeast let me explain!
Whats the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes cant be topped!
What type of person doesnt love pizza?
A weirDOUGH.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way.
The rough part of Italy is the spaghetto
These jokes are too cheesy.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Sorry, no fruit.
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