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This is like a triple pun...
91 posts since this morning
what?
What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
If there were no hypothetical questions then his question wouldn't exist because it is hypothetical.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That is just a play on words, due to the lack of it making sense in the actual context the pun doesn't work. What you have done there is gone off into a completely different realm of jokes.
Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
-slightly racist joke alert-
(Please don't judge me)
I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That's the point.
Every religion is tolerated here, but uprisings are not.
PARADOX
Cells multiply by dividing.
GTG AGAIN
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
humans multiply by adding usually
The Ministry of Culture does not see it as a joke, it is highly insulting.
oh shush *throws the pile of puns we all have made at jon*
Then it is a shame that the Ministry of Culture is so uptight. I find it funny, he even put up a warning. I think the MoC needs to realize that people need to not be snowflakes.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Ministry of Culture is the only thing keeping this vast realm together, some species needed to be isolated from the rest, what we have done so far, is for the greater good.
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
PUN MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER PLEASE INSERT ANOTHER POTATO
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Finally!
Mrglglglgland
All of those puns were punny!
My favorite one was
i never run out of puns
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*laughs*
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Who should I insult?
parron is a challenge, try him
Hey [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
Hey trump I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hey trump If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hey trump Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
holy %$#@, are you payed to insult people?
I got more
the following posts are not meant to be directed at anyone they are just funny/good verbal ammunition
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
here a quote from the joker you should listen to "if you're good at something, never do it for free"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
You thought this was free?
It's 1$ per insult
The Parron Republic
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith
You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith
are you dead?
:)
Hello, mister.
Did you just assume my gender?
The Battlegrounds
But you assumed correctly
The Battlegrounds
Yes I did, I look upon accounts and assume everything from there.
That is A LOT OF POSTS!
Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
You know another place that needs a lot of posts? The forums! :P Come help build the new region! Help us come up with ideas for the new government! Play games! GO CRAZY!!
Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
wanna hear some puns? oh and i dont care about your government, maybe a deity worshipping one
Itrosomia
*drowns in puns*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
youre a walrus, you guys can hold your breaths for around an hour
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
We have been making puns for about 5 hours
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
true. anyone know how to do cpr on a walrus?
Banject Him!
Your casus belli for banjecting an Arch-inquisitor is "he's a nuisance", so, we (Salaxalans) can banject you, let's put it to a vote!
(you undemocratic scum)
~anonymous activist
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
#humiliatehim!
Matrixulated
O.O holy wow slow day when i left wasnt it spiritus?
i wont be humiliated, i like the looks of the rejected realms, it looks fun. im just testing to see how long it takes
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Dragonith
┻━┻ミᔑ↼ᴥ⇀ᔐ彡┻━┻
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello.
hi faulk
I like The Rejected Realms, I have 5 puppets sitting in there, but you always claim that you are a god, so when some corvette banjects you...
I was about to write that achievement down...
where does one go when banjected from the rejected realms?
I eat them
walrus eat oysters shelled things fishes and shellfish and narwhals
You fool!
You can't get banjected from The Rejected Realms.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
well that would be unfun. spammers are immortal there
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
But I am the immortal lord of chaos.
look like a walrus to me, but eh i dunno. i heard the deity thats destined to destroy planet potatogion is a hamster
Lies, there is 4 gods of chaos, Khorne(flakes), Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh.
I thought it was a mole.
im not sure
*sits down* everyone grows to hate me, no matter where i am... i wanted kesmor to be a place where i was accepted and liked, but no where seems to want me, maybe i should just have a region of me alone. itd be better and no one would be bothered. what do you guys think?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Nah...
I don't mind spam
And you have good puns
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
youre probably the only one here that likes me. im despised by many people
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
They are my spawn in one dimension.
I am the total embodiment of chaos.
I will consume all of the dimensions and the multiverse and I will exist for eternity without the annoyance of existence.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I feel like everybody pretends to hate you but they really don't mind.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
salaxalans is sometimes pretty cool mainly just pops in talking about how many posts there are since he checked, but one may rarely find him having a conversation, but a lot of people really dont like me
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Well if everybody didn't then everybody would just scream every time you said somthing.
Oop...
Gtg to my next class.
KREEEE!
*gives a mucus glob and a comforting hug to culveria*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Nah
You're cool, even the cabbageworms think so (no, not as food)
A region of your own gets pretty boring after some time
No one to steal potatoes/pizza/other foods from you
No planets for dragons left to destroy
And as for us... if you went, we'd be left with a hole in Spiritus, I reckon.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
There's a difference between...
IC: I hate you!
...and...
OOC: I hate you!
So, I don't actually hate you, but I also don't really fancy your godmodding.
A hole? I think not, what we will be missing is the cans of Spam needed to fill the RMB hole.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
I think you are like the only one who really hates culveria.
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