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Nuclear missile inbound!
*Russinadian satellites fitted with Magnetic Accelerator Cannons rain high density osmium bolts from space onto Snakkra's capital city inflicting immense civilian casualties*
Nuclear missile inbound!
Nuclear missile inbound!
Worker's revolution for everyone!
*Pootis hoovies all float towards the missile, using their inhumane strength to slow down the missile, yelling from their muscles tearing out attempting to stop the missile, deafening groups of soldiers from all sides*
Post self-deleted by Masylvana.
I have no factory workers in Russinadia, all factories are automated by machines!
*laughs maniacally*
*Failing unfortunately.*
ENTIRE TEAM, IS DED.
Nuclear launch detected.
Looks like we're going full MAD.
*Launches everything, including remaining nukes, missile-mounted bioweapons and multiple cannisters of pretty much every chemical weapon used*
Faulknation
Interstellar fleet inbound!
*activates nova bomb inside Snakkra*
You guys might not want to be around for this.
*all of Russinadian land launches into space*
Hostile fleet, engaged.
Revolutionaries in Parrona occupies parliament house.
And that's how Metro 2033 started.
Parrona, you still owe me the telegram of your nation.
Parrona withdraws from the war to deal with the revolution.
*nova bomb detonates*
*all life in and around Snakkra seems to stop*
*a giant blue orb envelopes all of Snakkra*
*the blue orb disperses leaving behind a giant crater*
*there were no survivors in either side*
Freedom has been served.
Wrong planet for nova bomb.
Snakkra moves through every signatory of the Galactic Entente and invades Pegon.
SANDVICH? *offers sandvich to celebrate*
Russinadia
SANDVICH!
Stoopid Pootis Heavies, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation
I'm going home to sleep and eat my sandvich.
Parrona capitulates due to the lack of unity of the remaining nation.
The signatories collapse shortly after Parrona collapses.
Parrona
Lazy planet-bounds.
Ready for peace conference?
No!
Never!
NEVER SHALL THERE BE PEACE! UNTIL YOU ACCEPT FREEDOM!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No, well the COMINTERN intervened.........to late for peace
COMMIE!
This RMB is filled with "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".
I really hate "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
That sounds delicious. I also feel like you're referencing something that I would love to get, but sadly I don't.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yep!
I couldn't agree more.
Deep fry and bury this toxic monstrosity now before it takes over completely!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Let's face it, it's not as bad as it has been for the past month with Culveria stroking his ego so much that it looked like he was having a stroke.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
I just realised that the dragon is quiet, probably at his hoard.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Or deadÂ
Maybe the old coon finally met his end.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Turn your "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf"-filter off.
You'll soon know what I reference.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Spiritus Board 86
* swipes left 86 times *
I will not be bored by reading this boring-a$$ $hit on this muthafu*king board!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
Is it spam? I think it's spam.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, the term originated from canned pork.
Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
Matrixulated
Unless it's a battle of forgetfulness.
Matrixulated
What battle?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia
the other half is having nukes...of which I have many
Matrixulated, Russinadia
I don't know. Where are we again?
Matrixulated
Probably in your fruit box.
Russinadia
FRUITBOX! Culveria will never take you fruitbox. I know it!
Faulknation
*takes fruitbox* I can take it though *dangles it above [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] 's reach*
*turns into a dragon and takes fruitbox back*
Thanks Culveria.
*turns into stronger dragon and takes fruitbox again* Thanks Culveria.
Aaaaahhhhh the forums have been down all day! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais
Great, now we have a dragon competition.
Sadly the only "real" dragon about that could judge dragoniness seems to have gone somewhere else.
Matrixulated
*turns into a completely rational logical animal that resembles a dragon*
Takes fruitbix back.
Thanks basic zoology!
*turns into a completely rational logical animal that resembles a dragon*
Takes fruitbix back.
Thanks basic zoology!
*turns into human* give me that *takes fruitbox, not fruitbix, back* thanks years of genetic evolution.
*waits for ten million years until I become a superior being*
*reaches out and takes fruitbox back using a robot*
Thanks technology and evolution!
Evolution does not work that way.
It just doesn't.
Matrixulated, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
It's just technology, nothing more.
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
How true......The technology that can only be imagined.....
Matrixulated
It does if does, thanks to the magic of the internet!
Faulknation
Seems legit.
What if someone hacks the Internet?
Would they have access to the source of magic?
They would be able to perform powerful magics and evolve anything they want extremely quickly.
Alekseandrea
WHERE THE FUDGE IS THE DRAGON COMPETITION IM READY!!!!!!!!
*turns fruitbox into dust*
oh and [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], shut up.
*turns dust into fruitbix*
*dust was already scattered across millions of dimensions never to be found or brought together again. also half of it was sent into the void and the void destroys normal matter so half of the dust is gone never to be collected so no fruitbox ever again*
*arms flailing*
YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THAT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FRUITBOX!
*clones fruitbox*
*destroys all memories of what fruitbox looked like so no one can make a new fruitbox that looks like first fruitbox looked like*
*clones fruitbox*
*destroys clone fruitbox is it looks exactly like fruitbox and all memories of it as well*
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER MY MIND! FRUITBOX WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME!
*makes a new identical fruitbox*
Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge to Parrona
Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak!
*creates smaller, non-evil, pocket sized fruitboxes for everyone* there, now every can be somewhat happy
Yay! Everyone gets a fruitbox! You get a fruitbox! You get a fruitbox! EVERYONE GETS A FRUITBOX!
Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge to Culveria
Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak!
Transmission from Faulknation to the Prethoryn Scourge
SHUT UP! *ahem* I mean, can you please stop with the hak-ing. It is starting to get very annoying.
*makes a curse so all identical fruitboxes get destroyed when they are made*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
no fruitboxes
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*breaks the curse using my potato edict*
you cant break the curse fool. your edict is powerless and the curse holder is me. and i cant be killed.
*raising the edict over my head*
BY THE POWER OF THE INTERNET, I HAAAVE THE POWWWWWER!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Edicts, if written by the right person, can.........I should not be talking about this......
You don't............
*lightnigh flashes and I become enveloped in light*
*I emerge from the light in only a loincloth*
Yes I do! If I can change that quickly, then I can stop curses.
No you can't...........or else.............
I honestly don't think there is anything we can do once [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] chooses to do something
Russinadia
What you are saying is very unclear. If you do not speak clearly, then I will lift my loincloth unto thee. You shall behold my heavenly splendor and you shall go blind, for no one can perceive a god in its true form.
Faulknation
Damn straight.
Did you forget what Culveria and I discussed some 700 posts behind?
Faulknation
But of course.
Faulknation
Don't wait till the Entente attacks you...........
Don't wait until the informal alliance attack me? You make no sense!
*grabs the bottom of the loincloth and prepares to lift*
Faulknation
*jumps behind a rock after watching silently*
I don't want to die!
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
The GE, LAR, LNAN, MLH and IUN will not tolerate this!
KA-BOOM!
*lifts the loincloth revealing a blinding light*
FEAST YER EYES UPON ME HOLY SPEAR YE SCOUNDREL!
*covers eyes with a potato*
IT'S SO BRIGHT!
The Salaxalans
Why is he still here?
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?!?! WHO IS STILL HERE?!?!
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