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Thx

*I like competitions do you have any here

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:fine ill help warm up her hand *holds out burning hand*

*looks at Culveria with suspiciously*

Alright...

Faulknation

Wow my hand is now purple weird

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

*flames disappear and just makes my hand glow with heat* there this way i wont burn her, and occaisionally theres a war in here. i usually end it

Cyrtes

Iirimaa wrote:Wow my hand is now purple weird

...purple...

*has a panic attack*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

cause your not circulating right

*Starts to fly

Ok this is weird af

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:*flames disappear and just makes my hand glow with heat* there this way i wont burn her, and occaisionally theres a war in here. i usually end it

*throws a potato at Culveria*

Don't destroy it!

Culveria wrote:there *breaths a little bit of flames out of my mouth and tosses the jewel encrusted gold box aside* that is useless to me. whoever wants it may take it. oh and *shoots [nation=short]Iirimaa[/nation] with oggs shotgun before polishing and cleaning it and putting it away*

*grabs the box*

Perfect for fruit!

Cyrtes, Faulknation

i can help with this ill scare the fudge outta you and you run and thatll help

Hey guys I think im allergic to those flames as know Im shooting lasers out my eyes

The Salaxalans

Cyrtes wrote:*throws a potato at Culveria*

Don't destroy it!

*roasts with flames then eats it*

Iirimaa wrote:Hey guys I think im allergic to those flames as know Im shooting lasers out my eyes

what the heck?

The Salaxalans

[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] help with this odd human

Zooms to Culveria and turns back time when box is whole and takes it and places it in a safe

Thats better

The Salaxalans

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] help with this odd human

I can try...

*throws a waffle-shaped potato at Iirimaa*

That should help. Eat it.

Faulknation

*eats it

Turns back to normal

Thx that was getting weird

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Iirimaa wrote:Zooms to Culveria and turns back time when box is whole and takes it and places it in a safe

Thats better

*undoes what she did*

Iirimaa wrote:*eats it

Turns back to normal

Thx that was getting weird

You're welcome.

This place is weird enough as it is.

(:

The Salaxalans

Must be lack of waffles in my system

Cyrtes

waffles help a lot

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:waffles help a lot

They do.

I need waffles every day or else I go supersayen

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Iirimaa wrote:I need waffles every day or else I go supersayen

I think you're addicted to them. You might want to try get off the waffles. Try potatoes instead!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

MUST EAT WAFFLES

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Iirimaa wrote:MUST EAT WAFFLES

*gives a load of waffle-shaped potatoes*

That's all you'll get from me...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*Scoffs them all

I need to go to WA(Waffles Anonymous)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] i cannot die i am an immortal god i cant die even if i tried idiot.

Idiot?

M.?

Thems be fightin' words, Hoss.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Oh, and 148 RMB messages?

Really?

Kick that in the dick!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

ok, so far I think we have 3 active females and a lot more males...how does that absurdly large difference feel

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

I leave for 4 hours and nearly 200 messages......

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Antartican Rp2 wrote:I leave for 4 hours and nearly 200 messages......

WELCOME TO THE SPIRITUS RMB

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Faulknation wrote:WELCOME TO THE SPIRITUS RMB

I've been here for like 3 weeks but I think today someone injected liquid basketball into the server!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Antartican Rp2 wrote:I've been here for like 3 weeks but I think today someone injected liquid basketball into the server!

nah, I think they just to many potatoes *don't tell Potatogion or Cyrtes*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Antartican Rp2

Faulknation wrote:nah, I think they just to many potatoes *don't tell Potatogion or Cyrtes*

Got it ;)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatoes are nice

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Faulknation wrote:ok, so far I think we have 3 active females and a lot more males...how does that absurdly large difference feel

I like dem odds.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:nah, I think they just to many potatoes *don't tell Potatogion or Cyrtes*

I leave for less than a day and this is what happens? 500+ new messages and potato bashing! Draconos destroyed @crytes' first potato(he rebuilt it, but that is beside the point). I think I need to lie down and cry all the sin out.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Cyrtes, Faulknation

[nation=short]cyrtes[/nation]'*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Potatogion wrote:I leave for less than a day and this is what happens? 500+ new messages and potato bashing! Draconos destroyed @crytes' first potato(he rebuilt it, but that is beside the point). I think I need to lie down and cry all the sin out.

*loads special book that materializes potatoes at little expense of energy* Here, I am giving you this book I made as an apology. I didn't mean it in a bad way...

Cyrtes

Faulknation wrote:nah, I think they just to many potatoes *don't tell Potatogion or Cyrtes*

There's no such thing as too many potatoes!

*a truckload of potatoes falling out of the sky buries her*

On the other hand...

Faulknation wrote:ok, so far I think we have 3 active females and a lot more males...how does that absurdly large difference feel

The possibility that there are more 'active females' in this region is large, it's just that many wouldn't care to say so, I think.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

my gender is ska.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Seamerica wrote:my gender is ska.

Mine is mayonnaise.

M.

The Salaxalans, Seamerica, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] i cannot die i am an immortal god i cant die even if i tried idiot.

Culveria wrote:and believe me ive tried

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Idiot?

M.?

Thems be fightin' words, Hoss.

Yes, Spudly, quite right.

Normally I'd tear him a new a$$hole for being so ignorant but it wouldn't be fair in this case.

The boy is obviously a ham sandwich short of a picnic already, as are most people who claim they're Gods.

So no.

Just let him be.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Parronan......Slaves................you will pay for it!

*starts reading the Edict of Storms.*

Now the last three cities of Audriany will fall.

You really should catch up on what happened in the last 24 hours.

The only god here is dance dance revolution.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

*Finishes reading the Edict*

Enjoy the hurricanes!

Matrixulated wrote:...Ahhhhh, normal service restored.

Also, OGG, I am soooo relieved that you escaped the clutches of [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation]. . .

Not this time, JayZeeJay, not this time!

M.

DAMN!! 😉

Alekseandrea wrote:JZJ will be back.

He's old, not obsolete.

Your continued faith pleases me brother!

Blessings be upon Alekseandrea!!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BULLSHIT. *HANDS A DOLLAR*

Here's 50 Silver Dollars, you old devil!

*Hands you 50 pieces of silver (dollars)*

Aotan wrote:Sorry, I have been having a lot of personal problems lately, and so have been very busy :(

The next map update will be by this Friday.

Sorry to hear of your problems - Hope everything is alright now...

*Blesses Aotan*

Culveria wrote:the box is at the bottom of a lava lake that is always molten. and there are beasts that live in the lava. so that might be it

▪A Dragon "God" that needs to read the entire contents of another nation's library, and does not simply know everything that is contained therein by simple fact of its Godly Omniscience, has me doubting its Godly credentials.

▪A Dragon God that is not only lowered by the base instincts of the subjects of its creation (that it rules over); eg. has the average Dragon's base desire for knowledge, power, wealth, material possessions, treasures, trinkets, and arcane magickal artifacts, but also seems unable to simply manifest anything it wants at will, by its sheer Omnipotence, has me doubting its Godly credentials.

▪A Dragon God that can point at an object as being "over there", whilst not also indicating that it should really be within that God's grasp, by simple fact of its Omnipresence, has me doubting his Godly credentials.

Why could you not have already have had this box in your possession? A beast-infested lava lake should be no problem for any Dragon, let alone a Dragon "God"!!

Pffft! YOU ARE A FALSE GOD!!!

*Dismisses you, and any further arguments you may give*

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Kyros the overlord has conquered the tiers, the war between good and evil has ended, and evil won.

Sometimes, evil wins.

Someone get the sith here.

Regional Happenings:

Late night snack:

16 hours ago: Estavilleia ceased to exist.

16 hours ago: Harambenia ceased to exist.

*NomNomNom*

Breakfast:

4 hours ago: Quisong ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Doggotopia ceased to exist.

*NomNomNom*

- That's better!

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

I still have cure missiles...............JZJ

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:I still have cure missiles...............JZJ

They don't work on me, or my "people", so your point is?!

*Sends a few hordes to Parrona*

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

How is a few hordes going to cross the valley when the bridge has collapsed?

Come by air and face the wrath of the AA guns (tachyon lances)

Come by sea and our subs will take them out horde by horde.

Try to teleport them here and see them outside of Parrona.

The Salaxalans

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Idiot?

M.?

Thems be fightin' words, Hoss.

i know theyre fighting words. wanna go?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Regional Happenings:

Late night snack:

16 hours ago: Estavilleia ceased to exist.

16 hours ago: Harambenia ceased to exist.

*NomNomNom*

Breakfast:

4 hours ago: Quisong ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Doggotopia ceased to exist.

*NomNomNom*

- That's better!

oy! bad! no eating dead nations!! *stays quiet about eating there souls*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Hypershields are up!

Get ready for a carpet of nuclear hellfire, JZJ.........enjoy!

Matrixulated wrote:

Yes, Spudly, quite right.

Normally I'd tear him a new a$$hole for being so ignorant but it wouldn't be fair in this case.

The boy is obviously a ham sandwich short of a picnic already, as are most people who claim they're Gods.

So no.

Just let him be.

M.

boy did you create a giant potato planet out of nothing? i am Draconos the god of all dragons fool. and i can do many things. destroyin countries is one of them

*swipes JZJs horde with my gloves of dragons greed turning them to gemstones and precious metals* there. no need to waste bombs [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

12 hours ago:Demonstrations with the aim to burn every embassies with JZJ in Parrona has sprung up.

3 hours ago:Demonstrations turn into protests.

1 hour ago: protests turn into riots.

30 minutes ago: the embassies of JZJ have been razed.

5 minutes ago:parliament voted to Repeal the 5th amendment.

1 minute ago:JZJ is now declared Parrona's rival

Effects:Parrona can now outlaw a religion|National unity:96%|militarization of borders|Cavol is now the capital of the League of Free Cities.

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

who wants some pizza?

Keep playing in your fantasy world Parrona.

I might create the Culverian Grenadiers in honour...of the country who sent my Old Guard to die.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Faulknation wrote:*loads special book that materializes potatoes at little expense of energy* Here, I am giving you this book I made as an apology. I didn't mean it in a bad way...

*stands up* Thanks faulks, It is okay. I just found out that an otato had won a place in Planet Potatogion senate. I'm not even sure how he even got into the senate. I don't even have a senate! The otato wasn't even from Potatogion! This box will help.

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

Audriany wrote:Keep playing in your fantasy world Parrona.

I might create the Culverian Grenadiers in honour...of the country who sent my Old Guard to die.

OY!! i made them into things that cant die so be grateful!

Oh, is the Edict of Storms not enough.............don't worry...............there's always another Edict!

One,what the heck is the Edict of Storms?!

Two,I don't believe you.

One:Wow, seriously you are going to ignore whatever was posted before.what a jerk.

Two:you are left with three devastated cities, don't make it three craters!

Is it just me or has everyone started to just hate each other...Every other line is some sort of insult, and I'm not sure if I like it. It seems as if people don't even want half of the people in Spiritus to be here anymore...Well, that's just my opinion, all I really wanted to say is that we should nuke other locations rather than Spiritus.

The Salaxalans, Potatogion

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_xylophian_islands/detail=factbook/id=724241

I just want to nuke Audriany, or "terraform" it. JZJ is fine unless he decided to eat my citizens.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Potatogion

Parrona wrote:I just want to nuke Audriany, or "terraform" it. JZJ is fine unless he decided to eat my citizens.

while I'm not a fan of all the fighting, I could go for a good ol' rousing round of nuking [nation=short]Audriany[/nation]

Potatogion

You've got a point [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]. Everyone seems to just love to fight each other, when we need to fight other people. I remember a while ago when we were all united against International Northwestern Union. What happened to those days? I guess [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] could also be nuked.

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

Terraforming is an environmentally friendly option, but where's the fun in that?

Parrona wrote:Terraforming is an environmentally friendly option, but where's the fun in that?

the fun is making volcanoes in the middle of enemies capitols

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Culveria wrote:the fun is making volcanoes in the middle of enemies capitols

I think it would be better to put a volcano under the capitol. I think this because it could superheat the ground making it almost impossible to walk on it. Not to mention that with that super hot ground the weather around there would always be very hot.

The Edict of Fire does tha...*collapses from the drain of energy caused by reading too many Edicts*

Faulknation

Parrona wrote:The Edict of Fire does tha...*collapses from the drain of energy caused by reading too many Edicts*

*gives an ice pack and some on my energy* Come on, get up.

oh parrona you need more books, i read them all in that library

but theres a lot of fun you can have with terraforming. like hollowing out the ground under there cities so if someone steps too hard it all falls down

or making the cities on giant columns of stone and dirt so they cant go anywhere

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:DAMN!! 😉Your continued faith pleases me brother!

Blessings be upon Alekseandrea!!Here's 50 Silver Dollars, you old devil!

*Hands you 50 pieces of silver (dollars)*Sorry to hear of your problems - Hope everything is alright now...

*Blesses Aotan*▪A Dragon "God" that needs to read the entire contents of another nation's library, and does not simply know everything that is contained therein by simple fact of its Godly Omniscience, has me doubting its Godly credentials.

▪A Dragon God that is not only lowered by the base instincts of the subjects of its creation (that it rules over); eg. has the average Dragon's base desire for knowledge, power, wealth, material possessions, treasures, trinkets, and arcane magickal artifacts, but also seems unable to simply manifest anything it wants at will, by its sheer Omnipotence, has me doubting its Godly credentials.

▪A Dragon God that can point at an object as being "over there", whilst not also indicating that it should really be within that God's grasp, by simple fact of its Omnipresence, has me doubting his Godly credentials.

Why could you not have already have had this box in your possession? A beast-infested lava lake should be no problem for any Dragon, let alone a Dragon "God"!!

Pffft! YOU ARE A FALSE GOD!!!

*Dismisses you, and any further arguments you may give*

WHAT AM I, A GODDAMN BEGGAR? *SHOVES COINS INTO SHOTGUN, LOADS*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:DAMN!! 😉Your continued faith pleases me brother!

Blessings be upon Alekseandrea!!Here's 50 Silver Dollars, you old devil!

*Hands you 50 pieces of silver (dollars)*Sorry to hear of your problems - Hope everything is alright now...

*Blesses Aotan*▪A Dragon "God" that needs to read the entire contents of another nation's library, and does not simply know everything that is contained therein by simple fact of its Godly Omniscience, has me doubting its Godly credentials.

▪A Dragon God that is not only lowered by the base instincts of the subjects of its creation (that it rules over); eg. has the average Dragon's base desire for knowledge, power, wealth, material possessions, treasures, trinkets, and arcane magickal artifacts, but also seems unable to simply manifest anything it wants at will, by its sheer Omnipotence, has me doubting its Godly credentials.

▪A Dragon God that can point at an object as being "over there", whilst not also indicating that it should really be within that God's grasp, by simple fact of its Omnipresence, has me doubting his Godly credentials.

Why could you not have already have had this box in your possession? A beast-infested lava lake should be no problem for any Dragon, let alone a Dragon "God"!!

Pffft! YOU ARE A FALSE GOD!!!

*Dismisses you, and any further arguments you may give*

MANY GODS ARE LIKE ME!! SENDING PEOPLE TO DO MENIAL TASKS!! AND A LOT OF GODS HAVE THE QUALITIES OF THE THINGS THEY RULE OVER CAUSE THEY ARE THE CREATORS AND MAKE THEM AFTER THERE OWN IMAGE AS THERE CHILDREN!!! IM A BETTER GOD THEN YOU!!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

MY CREATURES ARENT JUST MESSED UP INFECTED VERSIONS OF SOMEONE ELSES CREATIONS

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

also i wanted to see some humans fail and die

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

You're more like a Greek/Roman god. You aren't really omnipotent or omnipresent, and you send mortals on quests to retrieve items that you could easily get. You sit atop your throne and rule your land, but if someone speaks out against you, you punish them.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:You're more like a Greek/Roman god. You aren't really omnipotent or omnipresent, and you send mortals on quests to retrieve items that you could easily get. You sit atop your throne and rule your land, but if someone speaks out against you, you punish them.

yeah thats what im kinda going for this day and age. ive been different for different centuries but i like this way

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:the fun is making volcanoes in the middle of enemies capitols

I always found it more fun to give the people hope, and then mercilessly take it away - Like having volcanoes erupt on one side of a city or nation; letting the lava flow towards them from one side, and as they evacuate and flee in the opposite direction having a comet or meteorite (or two) slam into the fleeing masses, then just when they had died and thought that they may rest in peace, I resurrect them into my forces...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I always found it more fun to give the people hope, and then mercilessly take it away - Like having volcanoes erupt on one side of a city or nation; letting the lava flow towards them from one side, and as they evacuate and flee in the opposite direction having a comet or meteorite (or two) slam into the fleeing masses, then just when they had died and thought that they may rest in peace, I resurrect them into my forces...

that actually sounds fun to do. want to devastate a nation with me sometime? we could devastate it truly horribly

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

but which nation would be able to survive three seconds of two gods going berserk on them?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE STOOPID!

The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation

Stoopid Pootis Heavies wrote:IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE STOOPID!

that guy. how about that guy? lets kill'im

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:that guy. how about that guy? lets kill'im

Don't kill him. He knows where to pootispensers.

Stoopid Pootis Heavies, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland

THANK YOU, MY BABY TEAM IS MUCH BETTER IN DRUG USE.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland

[nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] get over here i saw you!

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] get over here i saw you!

Ye bb, how you doin? <3

Stoopid Pootis Heavies wrote:THANK YOU, MY BABY TEAM IS MUCH BETTER IN DRUG USE.

Sandvich for me?

Mrglglglgland

no sandvich for you

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