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Region: Spiritus
Me gave plate of carrots to you. 😦
You not help! 😔
Now you shouts an is mean to Muppets. 😮
Dat is hate speech. 😡
No cookies for you! 😠
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You need to cool off, here, take this trip to Tor Barbarus to reflect on your behavior.
[spoiler= If you don't get it... ]I don't need to explain to any 40k fans here what I mean by Tor Barbarus right? It's a barely concealed reference as is. [/spoiler]
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Good day, region of Spiritus! (Is this really a surreal region?)
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Im back to being a Dictator
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Cookies are the opium of the unwashed muppets.
Do not flee truth with a sugar high!
Face reality!
Face the advantages of a balanced diet!
How will you get your starch, grease and burnt crispy bits if you only eat cookies?
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I must say with this "nation" it's been a curious journey of discovery, seeing how a nation develops without Police, Courts, or Law & Order - I am surprised how well it works without such bastions of governmental authority.
Edit: I mean crime is "almost non-existent"(!), and yet 5% of deaths are attributed to "murder"?!
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Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I mean is that your goal or not?
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Chief Executive voting is now open
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Good! Gooood!
Rubs hands together
...and the Executive is in the House?
Puts out small remote-controlled device from his pocket, and checks it...
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Well, I don't really know, I was a dictatorship democracy before. I just seem to switch between the two.
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Remember, remember!
A day in februari, not november.
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guido Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the executive and delegate
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old Spiritus's overthrow.
But, by Potato's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King Platypusses's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Rogamark, the bloke,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! Potato save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
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Okay, as long as you're fine with it then it's a good thing :)
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However, do you really think I would be remiss in not updating and adapting such a plan? 😎
Fingers the button on his remote-control device playfully.
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Anyone been in a situation where their phone died and had to use a watch for Nationstates? That's me right now.
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The epitome of first world problems XD
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True I guess lol, I don't even live in a first world country, heh
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Me got eye on you! 😡
Mean lady not love cookie.
Sumting broke in you head me think.
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A mean muppet murders the English language in cold blood.
Must grammar and spelling be mutilated to satisfy your hunger for carnage?
You truly are a monster.
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Do it! 🔥Burn🔥them down!
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Uhh he's the cookie monster. That's how he talks. Didnt you ever watch Sesame Street as a kid? Ahhh I get it your wayyy to old to be a kid when it was on TV. 😉
How old are you? 😨
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Last week I worried whether to eat brownies on ice cream or eat ice cream on a brownie. Just sharing.
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I felt like splurging at the grocery store yesterday, so I bought 3-ply toilet tissue instead of Angel Soft.
Just sharing. 😐
M.
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Wait what? You can get on the internet with a watch now? That's awesome but since when do we have this technology?
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Hey! You have to be invited in before you can wreak your chaos . . . oh wait, that's Vampires. Damn! 😡
😨 . . . Weren't you already executed for blowing up parliament . . . oh wait, you're Zombi Fawkes. Damn. 😩
[sub]make sure [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] and her pesky alter-ego [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation] are in there before the fireworks go off. 😉 shhh![/sub]
Hey Mister!
I don't care who you are, who you're working for, or for He who sent you, but nobody comes in here and "fingers the button playfully"[/I] around the Succubus Succubot [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]! 😠
That's MY job! 😆
M.
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From one of today's issues:
[List]"It is widely recognised that Code Angels are significantly smarter than the world average. There have been calls for the government to make use of this national resource."[/I][/list]
It is known. 😊
MxR
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Me like dis guy. Him funny. 😊
Me not like his girlyfriend though.
She not funny. She so mean. 😩
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You installed a new national policy: Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Seconds ago
You canceled a national policy: No WMDs.
Seconds ago
I'm confused. Aren't WMDs and Weapons of Mass Destruction the same thing?
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Ah, the acronym versus abbreviation conundrum. Yes, I see your problem.
Let me Spudsplain...
Weapons of Mass Destruction can be abbreviated as WMD's but is pronounced colloquially as, "Double Yu-emdees" and thus becomes an acronym. 😊
Worthless Matrixulated Diatribes on the other hand, while being equally heinous and destructive as Double Yu-emdees, are just represented as an unpronounceable three-letter abbreviation, of WMD. 😩
There, did that cover it for you?
The really valuable info though, is how the Holy Tuber did you manage to cancel Matrixulated's drivel at the National level? 😲
Do share!
Huzzah!
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Russian hackers are at it again! 😡
Fake news! Obviously.
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Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, billions of remies are spent to take high-quality photos of the Pegasus Nebula.
Apparently launching a high priced camera, I mean satellite lowers the crime rate. Are people really that interested in photos from space?
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I see. Thanks for the explanation! That explains it.
I didn't know photos from space were that interesting either ;p
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Photos of Tesla car driving to Mars. 👌
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What do you call a group of Muppets?
Better still, what do you call a bunch of hepped-up angry Muppets?
A mob? A murder? A conspiracy?
How about you all get back to the Children's Television Workshop for a plate of cookies shut the hell up before I put my boot where Jim Henson's hand used to go! 😠
Wait until someone pulls on your "I can really talk!" string before you say something, or tickles you, Elmo! 😡
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https://www.nationstates.net/page=ga
Behold. Soon people who identify their gender as "toaster" will be able to finally proudly legalise their toasterness. Oh, joy.
And pedophiles will finally get the right to marry toddlers.
And this poorly-thought through resolution conveniently adds that the religious stuff should be handled by "future legislation".
Which to me seems like a dirty trick to get this resolution passed. Claim your government is a religious organisation, which is perfectly possible and you can ignore the whole thing.
I hereby declare that the WA has reached new levels of stupid.
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I concur.
I knew I was in for a fun read when marriage was defined as a civil union between two or more people. Polygamous toaster relationships for everyone!
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Yup, made-in-Chinaland smart watches where you can plug mobile network SIM cards are available, for an inexpensive price of about US$10 or so.
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I couldn't smash the "NO" button fast enough!
Bloody hell! 😡
M.
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"Spudsplain" WTF? 😲
Bloody ingrate! 😠
M.
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Me read in news today...
[List]The Cookie Jar Times recently reported that Muppet Puppet Manager II leads Spiritus in deaths from bungee jumping. In response, a handful of advocates have petitioned your office to remedy the unusual situation.[/list]
Ohh...dis not good.
Methinks someone been cutting with scissors.
Who dat be?
Who hate Muppets dat much...ohh! 😲
*looks sideways at [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] & [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation]*
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Maybe the ropes werenÂ’t designed to handle obese cookievores.
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Yeah, like we need another instant potato product. 😩
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😢 Have you no heart . . . wait, who am I talking to? 😲
M.
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Well, that depends on your perspective, really.
It's something we should all think about.
What's in a name?
That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet;
So Alekseandrea would, were Alekseandrea not Alekseandrea call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which Alekseandrea owes without that title.
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New poll!
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That's so sweet coming from someone so prickly it kinda takes your breath away. 😢
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Then hurry up and asphyxiate! 🔥burn!🔥
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I would have voted for:
[List]⚪ It's a Muppet conspiracy![/list]
MxR
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I'm just happy that I've received enough name-recognition (or, depending on who you ask, notoriety/infamy) around here to get my own option. I takes what I can gets.
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Asleep in a corner, the remote control device slips from Guido-Fawkes's hand, tumbling towards the RMB floor...
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...as the device makes contact with the floor, it just so happens to press the button...
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Is a regular detonator or one with a dead manÂ’s switch?
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It rains potatoes in the RMB for 3 hours solid; 30 minutes of heavy potato precipitation/hail, and 3 hours of freeze-dried instant mashed potato powder "snow".
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Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤Zz💤
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. . . ombiez! 😭
MxR
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Wakes up with a start, feeling hungry.
Looks around.
Oh, I do hope [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] got knocked out by one of the falling potato "hail stones"!
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Ehhhhverbody needs potato!
Slap yourself, and wash your mouth out with soap and water. Heathen!
Huzzah!
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And you wonder why they caught you the first time, you dolt!
Huzzah!
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Don't you know who sent him? He is a dead man. Braaaiiinnnzzz! 😲
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How rude.
I bet he simply used a trained monkey.
That's nice. I'm still waiting for that vaporised Platypus you promised.
Hope is like the sun. If you stare at it for to long, you won't see what's in front of you anymore.
Roofs exist, you know.
Look, Spuddles, there is no such thing as zombies.
He's just past his expiration date. For 400 years. Which isn't that bad compared to someone who managed to find himself 2000 years past it.
It's just a mild case of leprosy and tissue necrosis combined with a severe case of senility. And probably also the "Three stooges syndrome".
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Now ⬆THAT⬆is a 🔥🔥🔥BURN 🔥🔥🔥
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That's hurtful, but understandable all the same
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It's nothing personal.
It's not like I'm speciest or anything.
Some of my best friends are mammals.
You're still the only Platypus I know most likeable Platypus I ever met.
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What does that smell like? Ducky or fishy or eau de toilet? 😞
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I'd guess it smells like fireworks. Tons of fireworks.
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Men, Machines, Muppets, Minions of The UnDead, and now Platypus . . . The Wench's wrath knows no bounds! 😲
M.
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NO cookie for you! 😠
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Voting will close in about 6 hours
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Call for exfil while you can, the HRS Stormbreaker [sub]blaming infinity war for the name change, American films sullying names I like[/sub] Stormsong cannot be in orbit forever, after all.
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Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Congratulations to The Quiescent Platypus on his reelection. The turnout was a little... no, actually the worst I've seen in a Spiritus election, four (4) votes. I hope that's a vote of confidence for the incumbent, and not a sign that we need a few juicy scandals to keep things interesting just like in RL. I love drama while pretending not to just as much as the next guy, but...
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💥268,000,000 lbs of fireworks go off💥
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Wow! The Muppets managed to get their candidate elected? This is political interference most heinous! Not since Watergate have we seen such blatant shenanig...Grover?...what are you doing here? Get your hands off me...aaargghh!
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Nothing to see here!*
whistles nonchalantly.
[sub]*This message brought to you by [nation=long]Animal Farmerica[/nation]; a wholly owned subsidiary of the Eurasian Alliance[/sub]
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Even the current poll has 7 WA votes...
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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Guido-Fawkes
Quick, fling some excrement at Parrona before his capital ship runs away! 😂
MxR
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We're busy, one of these days we'll need to go help some poor barbarians who are being introduced to vegetable worship.
You know, in the least violent way possible.
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▪▪▪Codestream Anomaly Detected▪▪▪
File acquisition [nation=noflag]Insert Quip Here[/nation] added to dossier . . . compilation in progress . . .
[List][spoiler=[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] - [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation]]
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. . . upload complete 📶
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MxR
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The Quiescent Platypus got re-elected, that's groovy man. Yeah, dude. Muppets are furry and loud!
Dr Teeth says let the groove, the looooove, and the cookies flow free, man! 😎
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Free cookies? 😲
Cookies flow to me! 🙋
Om nom nom nom aaaaarghhh!
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Congratulations The Quiescent Platypus who may or may not have been complicit in the latest iteration of The Great Muppet Caper. 😨
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus
A very interesting, compelling, and insightful precis.
Good work, program. 👏
M.
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*Takes some cookies from the muppet*
Thank you!
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Why does the monkey speak orangutan?
Something has too much time on it's hands...
And even worse, it appears to be running on a phone. Disgusting.
My, our local junkie is becoming aggressive.
Is he suffering from withdrawal?
It not being busy waiting for once does not make the results interesting, compelling or insightful.
Are you sure your ALU hasn't been malfunctioning?
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How do you know the difference between monkey language and orangutan language? Were you there back in the day when apes spoke a mother tongue or something?
How OLD are you? 😲
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I have an excellent taste in literature.
No.
Are you as stupid as you look?
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👏😂
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I admire your bravery ahh audacity umm...well it was nice knowing you! 😨
Huzzah!
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If you only knew the true *p o w e r* of the Almighty Spud!
Embrace Spudlyism now, and save yourself!
It is the only choice to make!
Parrona smells like K-Pop anyway.
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Ook ook ook eek ook
(I believe Alekseandrea is familiar with the Orangutan language through studying the Librarian of Unseen University in Terry Prachett's Discworld)
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Orangutan language? Fascinating!
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Vegetable worshippers, performing the usual rituals to appease their gods through the art of imitation.
Not that it is hard to do, but what sane being would do that?
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Better than looking smarter than you are.
Or in your case older than the dirt you come from.
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Take it easy, boy, when you grab a tiger by the tail you ought to have a plan for dealing with its teeth. 😨
It'll be your funeral though. 😩
M.
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😲 Muppet mugging in broad daylight?
Surely our newly re-elected official will act swiftly to deal with this!
Swiftly! 😐
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😭
Yummy cookie took from meee! 😢
Who do dat to poor Cookie Monster? 😭
Me follow trail of crumbs...nom...nom...nom...
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Did he blow himself up too? 😲 With that kind of explosive power he could have launched himself into orbit with Parrona!
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Just another form of natural selection. Dumbass mugger leaves a trail of crumbs ending in brutal Darwinism by cookie crime. Meh. 😌
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Oh. Yes.
Stop it, you
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This is a lame comeback. Know when to fold them, kid.
You do know how mammals are born, right? Or are you still in the birds, bees and storks stage?
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I found a hidden message in the Platypus' post. It's disturbing.
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