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Hello everyone!

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:So being female is an insult, huh????

No, but being mistaken because of ignorance is.

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:That which is born of fire or creates fire, is not always flammable, inflammable, or combustible...

Nah, it is flammable, but only, if we re-enact the Doom of Valyria!

:)

Aey aey aey aey ar!

Matrixulated

King Dragon wrote:Hello everyone!

Pfffffft.

Matrixulated

"I promise to build a new world for us two, with you in the middle"

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"I promise to build a new world for us two, with you in the middle"

Can I squeeze in there somewhere?

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Just wanted to let everyone know that I am on vacation , so I'll be posting less for a bit. Don't eat all the potatoes while I'm gone! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

"I wish that I could turn back the hands of time. And make it all alright, all alright for us"

Matrixulated wrote:Is it over?

Is the RMB safe for the rest of the day?

Hmph! I saw flame-war and got excited . . . why didn't Culveria burn?

M.

Flame war?

Hardly.

For a flame war you need to reach the point where every post is considered a personal insult.

Culveria didn't care enough...

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Flame war?

Hardly.

For a flame war you need to reach the point where every post is considered a personal insult.

Culveria didn't care enough...

The truth hurts more than anything else.

Culveria is not a dragon!

He's a potato!

He's food!

He's a salamander!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

Asmovia wrote:We have a helpful bot in the Discord chat that can tell us how old a nation is, and it says you were founded 1 year and 333 days ago. I'm not sure if there's a place to see that information in-game.

Thank you :)

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Alekseandrea wrote:Flame war?

Hardly.

For a flame war you need to reach the point where every post is considered a personal insult.

Culveria didn't care enough...

Alllllllllllrighty then . . .

[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] you're a faketty-fake faaaake Muppet!

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] you're an overlord-puppet Muppet!

[nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation] you're a spam-addict Muppet!

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] you're a waste of human organs and genetic material Muppet!

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] you're a bucket-O-blubber Muppet!

[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] you're Romanian, that's bad enough!

[nation=short]Statens[/nation] you're a Muppet cos-playing as a Muppet. You Muppet!

And I'm tired of typing these flane insults . . . so everybody else . . . you're all Muppets!

Flame-on!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Who wants some pizza?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:Who wants some pizza?

Me do!

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Me do!

*serves a spinach pizza*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Got black olives as a topping?

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Alllllllllllrighty then . . .

[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] you're a faketty-fake faaaake Muppet!

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] you're an overlord-puppet Muppet!

[nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation] you're a spam-addict Muppet!

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] you're a waste of human organs and genetic material Muppet!

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] you're a bucket-O-blubber Muppet!

[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] you're Romanian, that's bad enough!

[nation=short]Statens[/nation] you're a Muppet cos-playing as a Muppet. You Muppet!

And I'm tired of typing these flane insults . . . so everybody else . . . you're all Muppets!

Flame-on!

M.

All righty then...

[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] is a puppet of CNN, otherwise known as faaaake news!

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is a IPhone 7, we just need to know when it'll explode.

[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] is a corvette, you know what that means.

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] is a big salamander, nay, delicacy, and is also vulnerable to guerrilla warfare.

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] : Planet full of mutants and xeno scum detected...

[nation=short]audriany[/nation] I really have nothing good to say...

:)

[nation=short]statens[/nation]...that name though. *vomits*

:)

Die you deformed inbreds!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

The Parron Republic wrote:All righty then...

[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] is a puppet of CNN, otherwise known as faaaake news!

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is a IPhone 7, we just need to know when it'll explode.

[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] is a corvette, you know what that means.

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] is a big salamander, nay, delicacy, and is also vulnerable to guerrilla warfare.

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] : Planet full of mutants and xeno scum detected...

[nation=short]audriany[/nation] I really have nothing good to say...

:)

[nation=short]statens[/nation]...that name though. *vomits*

:)

Die you deformed inbreds!

I believe you mean that matrixulated is a samsung note 7.

Also, do I have Xenoblood in my Iceberg?

Matrixulated

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*serves a spinach pizza*

*looks at the pizza in disgust* you... what. have. you. done...

Feminilla wrote:Got black olives as a topping?

*makes a kalamata olive pizza*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:The truth hurts more than anything else.

Culveria is not a dragon!

He's a potato!

He's food!

He's a salamander!

HOW DARE YOU IM NOT A POTATO

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*looks at the pizza in disgust* you... what. have. you. done...

Spinach pizza is an Italian tradition.

*makes a margarita pizza with tomato, cheese, and basil*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:Is it over?

Is the RMB safe for the rest of the day?

Hmph! I saw flame-war and got excited . . . why didn't Culveria burn?

M.

because fire is my home element

Matrixulated

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:Spinach pizza is an Italian tradition.

*makes a margarita pizza with tomato, cheese, and basil*

gah! STOP PLEASE *stomps on the chef*

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:Who wants some pizza?

And you, you inbred, italian, one-eyed, diseased, dishonorable, scheming, satanist dwarf!

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Quality service. I'll be back for more.

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:gah! STOP PLEASE *stomps on the chef*

What?

That was the first pizza ever made!

It was made for queen margarita because it was the colors of the Italian flag.

Red sauce, white cheese, and green basil.

It was originally a poor persons food because they just got whatever was around and made it into something. The pizza revolutionized cooking because before that, everbody thought that tomatoes were poisonous and they were only for decoration.

I could keep going on pizza history, but that would take all giorno.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:What?

That was the first pizza ever made!

It was made for queen margarita because it was the colors of the Italian flag.

Red sauce, white cheese, and green basil.

It was originally a poor persons food because they just got whatever was around and made it into something. The pizza revolutionized cooking because before that, everbody thought that tomatoes were poisonous and they were only for decoration.

I could keep going on pizza history, but that would take all giorno.

alright i dont entirely care i dont like spinach pizza. just dont make it in front of me

The Parron Republic wrote:And you, you inbred, italian, one-eyed, diseased, dishonorable, scheming, satanist dwarf!

What?

I am offeso!

I didn't even do anything!

Would anyone like som chicken Parmesan?

Or some mozzarella di bufala?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:I believe you mean that matrixulated is a samsung note 7.

Also, do I have Xenoblood in my Iceberg?

I don't care, you mutant, blabbering, deformed, bastard!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:HOW DARE YOU IM NOT A POTATO

You are Khal Raggart.

You are that bastard from Highgarden?

Your family consists of Stone, Snow, Mud, Rock, Flowers and Sand.

GOT a storm of swords spell?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:because fire is my home element

Remember Valyria!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:gah! STOP PLEASE *stomps on the chef*

You inbred albino!

Matrixulated

People who enjoy pineapples on pizza should be executed. I hope that's a policy of yours.

Matrixulated

Feminilla wrote:People who enjoy pineapples on pizza should be executed. I hope that's a policy of yours.

I like pineapple on pizza!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Feminilla wrote:People who enjoy pineapples on pizza should be executed. I hope that's a policy of yours.

Itrosomia wrote:I like pineapple on pizza!

no ones executing itro!

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:I like pineapple on pizza!

*hastily prepares to declare war*

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:no ones executing itro!

All mutants, inbreds and witches are to be hunted down and executed.

Matrixulated

Feminilla wrote:*hastily prepares to declare war*

Opinion modifiers :

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Common enemy +40

Tolerated religion +15

Different ideologies -20

Tolerated culture +10

Not a threat +5

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Total: +50

Matrixulated

Feminilla wrote:*hastily prepares to declare war*

mortal do not try to declare war with me, i have more money and power then you

The Parron Republic wrote:Opinion modifiers :

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Common enemy +40

Tolerated religion +15

Different ideologies -20

Tolerated culture +10

Not a threat +5

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Total: +50

how about i pay you twenty tonnes of pure jewels a month and you stop insulting and being rude to me

The Parron Republic wrote:Opinion modifiers :

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Common enemy +40

Tolerated religion +15

Different ideologies -20

Tolerated culture +10

Not a threat +5

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Total: +50

Opinion modifier:

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Is an idiot -20

Posts opinion modifiers in a non sarcastic way -50

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Total:YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Feminilla wrote:*hastily prepares to declare war*

My country is much stronger than yours.

Itrosomia wrote:My country is much stronger than yours.

he has a point. itro is much much larger then you [nation=short]Feminilla[/nation]

But anyway, welcome to spiritus!

Here is your complementary potato!

*hands you a potato while not letting culveria see it*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:But anyway, welcome to spiritus!

Here is your complementary potato!

*hands you a potato while not letting culveria see it*

*can smell the potato and becomes savage* destroy.... potato....!!!!!! *starts rampaging around searching for the potato*

Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:But anyway, welcome to spiritus!

Here is your complementary potato!

*hands you a potato while not letting culveria see it*

*scraps plans to wage war and takes potato*

You honour me with this majestic gift.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia

Feminilla wrote:*scraps plans to wage war and takes potato*

You honour me with this majestic gift.

*looks at person identifying the holder of the potato* DESTROY POTAAAATOOOOOO *charges*

Phytophthora Infestans

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*can smell the potato and becomes savage* destroy.... potato....!!!!!! *starts rampaging around searching for the potato*

NOOO!

FULL POTATO LOCKDOWN!!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

FULL POTATO LOCKDOWN!!!

CODE RED!!!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*looks at person identifying the holder of the potato* DESTROY POTAAAATOOOOOO *charges*

*tosses potato*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Feminilla wrote:*tosses potato*

*smashes potato mid air in my jaw and crunches away and swallows to make sure it doesnt reproduce on the ground*

Itrosomia wrote:NOOO!

FULL POTATO LOCKDOWN!!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

FULL POTATO LOCKDOWN!!!

CODE RED!!!

potato destroyed *calms and sits*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:mortal do not try to declare war with me, i have more money and power then you

how about i pay you twenty tonnes of pure jewels a month and you stop insulting and being rude to me

Hmmmm

Acceptance :

-16

Answer: No

Itrosomia wrote:Opinion modifier:

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Is an idiot -20

Posts opinion modifiers in a non sarcastic way -50

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Total:YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Opinion modifiers:

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Raided planets -50

Heathen -40

Soil-bound -60

Nonsensical flag -25

Different ideologies -30

Common ideas +6

Itrosomia wrote:My country is much stronger than yours.

*cough* *cough*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:he has a point. itro is much much larger then you [nation=short]Feminilla[/nation]

Vassal swarm!

So you are smaller!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*can smell the potato and becomes savage* destroy.... potato....!!!!!! *starts rampaging around searching for the potato*

New opinion modifier:

Barbarian -80

Feminilla wrote:*scraps plans to wage war and takes potato*

You honour me with this majestic gift.

The Parron Republic guarantees the independence of Feminilla.

All in all, that was a mouth, nay, handfull.

The Parron Republic wrote:Hmmmm

Acceptance :

-16

Answer: No

Opinion modifiers:

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Raided planets -50

Heathen -40

Soil-bound -60

Nonsensical flag -25

Different ideologies -30

Common ideas +6

*cough* *cough*

Vassal swarm!

So you are smaller!

New opinion modifier:

Barbarian -80

The Parron Republic guarantees the independence of Feminilla.

All in all, that was a mouth, nay, handfull.

how about i double the pay and you leave feminilla alone to whatever happens. and you can insult me as much you want

The Parron Republic wrote:

Opinion modifiers:

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Raided planets -50

Heathen -40

Soil-bound -60

Nonsensical flag -25

Different ideologies -30

Common ideas +6

Woah woah woah!

Soil Bound?

If you haven't noticed, my country is an iceberg, which are not rooted in the ground!

Itrosomia wrote:Woah woah woah!

Soil Bound?

If you haven't noticed, my country is an iceberg, which are not rooted in the ground!

he does have a point

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how about i double the pay and you leave feminilla alone to whatever happens. and you can insult me as much you want

-14

No.

Itrosomia wrote:Woah woah woah!

Soil Bound?

If you haven't noticed, my country is an iceberg, which are not rooted in the ground!

General term for planet-bounds.

Inbreds!

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Parron Republic wrote:-14

No.

General term for planet-bounds.

Inbreds!

fine ill just pay the new nation to convince it to be one of us. and id have to multiply my bribe by ten to get to you wouldnt i?

Take the discussion to telegrams, please.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:fine ill just pay the new nation to convince it to be one of us. and id have to multiply my bribe by ten to get to you wouldnt i?

The guarantee has came into effect...

Base reluctance is now -1000!

You can't change that.

The Parron Republic wrote:The guarantee has came into effect...

Base reluctance is now -1000!

You can't change that.

how about a game of chess? *pulls out a set of onyx and diamond chess pieces and a onyx and diamond chessboard*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how about a game of chess? *pulls out a set of onyx and diamond chess pieces and a onyx and diamond chessboard*

Obsidian is cooler.

Itrosomia wrote:Obsidian is cooler.

i know it is cooler, i have a throne of it at home, but onyx i find is better for chess. if i used obsidian i might accidentally put energy into it and make it molten

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:-14

No.

General term for planet-bounds.

Inbreds!

What about my flying pirate ship?

I goes into space.

Also, I made walrus space suits.

Itrosomia wrote:What about my flying pirate ship?

I goes into space.

Also, I made walrus space suits.

walrus space suits? wouldnt there tusks be a bit difficult with those?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i know it is cooler, i have a throne of it at home, but onyx i find is better for chess. if i used obsidian i might accidentally put energy into it and make it molten

I use jade chess pieces.

*summons the other prices out of jade*

Knight b1 to c3

Sons Of Culveria wrote:walrus space suits? wouldnt there tusks be a bit difficult with those?

It is mechanical, kind of like iron man's suit.

It is put on the same way.

Itrosomia wrote:I use jade chess pieces.

*summons the other prices out of jade*

Knight b1 to c3

alright i was bluffing i knew he wouldnt want to but eh? im not used to this sort of chess, but if we're using our own personal chess pieces lets make them interesting *summons obsidian pieces that are shaped like actual warriors and the insides molten and glowing making the pieces themselves glow* who will be on which side?

Itrosomia wrote:It is mechanical, kind of like iron man's suit.

It is put on the same way.

oh that makes sense

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright i was bluffing i knew he wouldnt want to but eh? im not used to this sort of chess, but if we're using our own personal chess pieces lets make them interesting *summons obsidian pieces that are shaped like actual warriors and the insides molten and glowing making the pieces themselves glow* who will be on which side?

*summons giant jade robotic war animals*

Knight b1 to c3.

Itrosomia wrote:*summons giant jade robotic war animals*

Knight b1 to c3.

alright i was thinking some wizards chess, but wizard chess against mech chess? heh why not *the pieces grow to match the mech pieces* pawn b7 to b6 *the piece moves foreward steadily standing like a statue and stops on b6*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright i was thinking some wizards chess, but wizard chess against mech chess? heh why not *the pieces grow to match the mech pieces* pawn b7 to b6 *the piece moves foreward steadily standing like a statue and stops on b6*

Pawn e2 to e4

Itrosomia wrote:Gtg

oh well. thats too bad, see ya later man

I'm confuzzled

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:No, but being mistaken because of ignorance is.

Understandable. I have the same opinion, actually

Matrixulated wrote:Alllllllllllrighty then . . .

[nation=short]Statens[/nation] you're a Muppet cos-playing as a Muppet. You Muppet!

And I'm tired of typing these flane insults . . . so everybody else . . . you're all Muppets!

Flame-on!

M.

Aw thanks, you're too kind.

Also.....umm....when did I get into this? I'm a pacifist.......

#nowarsplease

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:All righty then...

[nation=short]statens[/nation]...that name though. *vomits*

:)

Die you deformed inbreds!

You're too kind love :)

Also, I'd love to die. #ihavedepressionandanxietysoooooooo

Matrixulated

*throws a rock at the sky*

Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Statens wrote:You're too kind love :)

Also, I'd love to die. #ihavedepressionandanxietysoooooooo

*pats her head* dont be sad. i will protect you along with all other deviljhos. you will survive, and somehow we will make you happy, you like puns?

Itrosomia

Post self-deleted by Statens.

Statens wrote:I don't care if everyone likes me or not, since I'm well aware that nobody does. Like actually tho.

Either way, I'm one who loves almost everyone and can say one good thing about anyone (mostly).

So...

[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] I love the cat flag, and you are extremely intelligent.

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] Whenever I see the signature M., I get excited. Your RMB messages are always insightful.

[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] I've always loved your flag, and you've always been nice to me since my day 1.

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] You're always willing to fight for your opinions. Also, dragons are kinda cool.

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] Walruses are amazing, and you never fail to make me laugh.

[nation=short]audriany[/nation] I LOVE YOUR FLAG. AND YOUR RMB STUFF. #bigfan

As for myself, well, I have nothing good to say, so I won't say anything at all.

#NOWAR!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*pats her head* dont be sad. i will protect you along with all other deviljhos. you will survive, and somehow we will make you happy, you like puns?

Uh......kinda

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:Uh......kinda

i know a few punny ones. I learned from Sans the skeleton. not used to being treated with kindness? i have depression too. but i try helping other people with it so they can be happy somewhat

Statens

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] ready for a pun spam?

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

I always believed my body was a prison for me. I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.

i dont get what everyone has against Sans The skeleton is just trying tibia little humerus.

stop. please

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, 99 Problems But A Rom Aint One

Statens wrote:Oh lord.

what are the puns to humerus? *turns into sans for the day*

Statens wrote:

I can say the same...

Statens: Your flag is unique, and your personality, interesting.

Matrixulated and Alekseandrea: your posts meaningful, your responses witty, that's all I need to say.

Itrosomia and Culveria: your jokes make me smile, but please cut it down.

Pizza/Italian Chef: your pizza is nice, but do you have durians as toppings?

As for me... *starts blowing a trumpet* ...its mine after all.

Matrixulated

Saint Judah wrote:stop. please

This. You do not need to make seven straight posts on the RMB - that just clutters it up. You can get your point across in just one message, as you can use more than one sentence, believe it or not.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

99 Problems But A Rom Aint One wrote:This. You do not need to make seven straight posts on the RMB - that just clutters it up. You can get your point across in just one message, as you can use more than one sentence, believe it or not.

i know, but sometimes i enjoy a pun spam attack alright? im sort of known for spamming though i dont do it often

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] ready for a pun spam?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

...and my brain is screwed.

99 Problems But A Rom Aint One wrote:This. You do not need to make seven straight posts on the RMB - that just clutters it up. You can get your point across in just one message, as you can use more than one sentence, believe it or not.

G-double O-D-J-O-B good job *clap* *clap*

G-double O-D-J-O-B good job *clap* *clap*

I still remember this? Wow. *starts blowing my trumpet*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i know, but sometimes i enjoy a pun spam attack alright? im sort of known for spamming though i dont do it often

Do you need to do it? I'm speaking personally here, but when someone posts seven straight RMB posts, it kinda gets distracting.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

99 Problems But A Rom Aint One wrote:Do you need to do it? I'm speaking personally here, but when someone posts seven straight RMB posts, it kinda gets distracting.

Oy! Salaxalans enjoys my puns, people enjoy my puns, i make people smile with my puns, its needed for me alright?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] ready for a pun spam?

Wherever you may Rome, you'll never find better Italian jokes and puns than these!

They may be ever Sicily, but they're still hilarious.

Pizza 1:You want a pizza me?

Pizza 2:At yeast let me explain!

What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirDOUGH.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

The rough part of Italy is the spaghetto

These jokes are too cheesy.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:I can say the same...

Statens: Your flag is unique, and your personality, interesting.

Matrixulated and Alekseandrea: your posts meaningful, your responses witty, that's all I need to say.

Itrosomia and Culveria: your jokes make me smile, but please cut it down.

Pizza/Italian Chef: your pizza is nice, but do you have durians as toppings?

As for me... *starts blowing a trumpet* ...its mine after all.

Sorry, no fruit.

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