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Potatogion wrote:*wakes up and looks at the calendar*

Holy potatoes! I'm late to check in!

*runs to the transmission station*

ATTENTION EARTH! I AM STILL ALIVE!*wispers*albeit I was asleep for 8 days.

DO NOT WORRY!HERESY!

*punches [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU FOOL!?!?!?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

hello?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I fell asleep after eatingÂ…*checks tally marks on arm*Â…about two tons of baked potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

i am guessing this is a bad time..

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Nahhhhhh!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Catsyderplandia wrote:i am guessing this is a bad time..

no its perfectly fine. i just like punching [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]

Matrixulated

I am Optavia..

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Catsyderplandia wrote:I am Optavia..

nice to meet you. i am Draconos and that idiot there is Po. named by me. short for [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]

Nice to meet both of you... *smiles slightly*

are you new here little one?

uh..yeh. why did you call me little one??

because i am the god of dragons. and im quite big.

Ah..I see *nods*

Faulknation

so what do you think of spiritus so far?

I like it. yet i am still trying to see if I belong..

i have been here for a while. and itd be nice if another non potato worshipper was here. also i havent seen cats in a while

Non potato worshipper? *tilts head*

Faulknation

but its your choice to stay or leave.

yeah..I just want to be in a place that shall not judge me.. *looks down*

Faulknation

there are many many many nations here that worship potatoes as there saviors. its highly odd to me. i havent seen potatoes turn giant meteors off course for earth as i have done.

Catsyderplandia wrote:yeah..I just want to be in a place that shall not judge me.. *looks down*

no one will judge you. or i shall bring my rath upon them. and [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] will decimate them with his intellect. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] is my right hand dragon. hes helped me in many arguements

I'm confused to be quite honest...

i am too. but its okay

Join the potato side. Accept the potatoes into yourself.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catsyderplandia

Alright..I know this may be weird as a question..But..I have not many people to call friends..may you be my friend?

Po shut up! youre not taking this country unto your foolish beliefs!!

if that is what youd like *smiles softly*

It is..thank you *smiles shyly* I must get going soon...I have duties

same here. apperrently some of my dragons have killed some of my population

O-oh... *eyes widen* um....uh..

what a weird world we live in...

The Salaxalans

it is news to me. i know. its surprising to hear these things but it actually did happen. 1.1 percent of deaths in my country is from dragon attacks.

at least its not nuclear spill or stuff like that. i can count the leading causes of death in my country on one hand. unlike [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]

Culveria wrote:i have been here for a while. and itd be nice if another non potato worshipper was here. also i havent seen cats in a while

HERESY AGAIN!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Cyrtes wrote:HERESY AGAIN!

SILENCE CABBAGEWORMS!!! COME YELL HERESY AT ME WHEN YOUR POTATOBUGS!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

............wat

Cyrtes

you can check it by going to my page thingy by clicking my name then click on the person icon and itll show you the leading causes of death [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] <click that if you want to check

Cyrtes

Catsyderplandia wrote:............wat

im sorry i am a violent person sometimes

Cyrtes

alright.. *a tad confused*

Cyrtes

We're all confused. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Catsyderplandia wrote:....yeaaah

Don't mind [nation=short]Culveria[/nation].

Always had a certain...disregard... for the beauty and wholesomeness of potatoes.

*shoots Culveria a foul look*

Culveria wrote:SILENCE CABBAGEWORMS!!! COME YELL HERESY AT ME WHEN YOUR POTATOBUGS!!!

I WILL NEVER BECOME A POTATOBUG! POTATOBUGS HARM POTATOES! I WOULD NEVER HARM A POTATO!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

well youll get used to it eventually. its just how this place is. oh and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] is a girl i learned about a week ago. which surprised me

Cyrtes

heh..OOOOKIEEE .-.

Cyrtes

The Salaxalans wrote:We're all confused. :P

Yes, oh evil, brainwashing, alien overlord...

...now where did I leave that tinfoil hat of mine?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Culveria wrote:well youll get used to it eventually. its just how this place is. oh and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] is a girl i learned about a week ago. which surprised me

how did it surprise you?

Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:Don't mind [nation=short]Culveria[/nation].

Always had a certain...disregard... for the beauty and wholesomeness of potatoes.

*shoots Culveria a foul look*

I WILL NEVER BECOME A POTATOBUG! POTATOBUGS HARM POTATOES! I WOULD NEVER HARM A POTATO!

you insignificant worm you dare look at me like that!!!

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:well youll get used to it eventually. its just how this place is. oh and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] is a girl i learned about a week ago. which surprised me

Why does that always surprise people?

Catsyderplandia wrote:how did it surprise you?

i thought she was male

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:well youll get used to it eventually. its just how this place is. oh and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] is a girl i learned about a week ago. which surprised me

how did it surprise you?

Culveria wrote:i thought she was male

They always think that...

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:at least its not nuclear spill or stuff like that. i can count the leading causes of death in my country on one hand. unlike [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]

I'll have you know that I like to keep my people's options open.

Cyrtes wrote:Why does that always surprise people?

Girls don't exist on the Internet.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Potdora

Catsyderplandia wrote:how did it surprise you?

i had the impression she was male. she corrected me when i called her a he and thats how

Cyrtes

I am a girl..

Cyrtes

i had that impression already from your name. dont listen to po

Cyrtes

now i know i was correct so no mistakes made

Cyrtes

Catsyderplandia wrote:I am a girl..

Company! Finally!

A break from this environment of male chauvinism!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Potdora

Potatogion wrote:I'll have you know that I like to keep my people's options open.Girls don't exist on the Internet.

Yeah... right... What am I then? A genderless lump of carbon-related substance?

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Potdora

what chauvinism do you speak of? i only see potato chauvinism

Cyrtes, Faulknation, Potdora

females of the internet. do not listen to [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] he is a insignificant fool. he holds no respect for females. i think if he was allowed hed marry a potato

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:what chauvinism do you speak of? i only see potato chauvinism

That of those who don't believe females exist on the internet. Nice speech, by the way.

who believes females dont exist on the internet though? thats ubsurd

Cyrtes wrote:Yeah... right... What am I then? A genderless lump of carbon-related substance?

Are genders a thing?

Culveria wrote:females of the internet. do not listen to [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] he is a insignificant fool. he holds no respect for females. i think if he was allowed hed marry a potato

I am a potato, am I supposed to marry a human? I, like other plants, send my pollen to other plants that then become seeds of younglings.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Are genders a thing? I am a potato, am I supposed to marry a human? I, like other plants, send my pollen to other plants that then become seeds of younglings.

i will burn all your pollen and stigmas

Faulknation

That is mean.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

then shut it, you may be a plant but not all of us are, some of us have genders. okay?

I don't the animal fascination with gender. Why aren't you "mammals" equal?

Potatogion wrote:I don't the animal fascination with gender. Why aren't you "mammals" equal?

you plants arent equal either. theres carrots. then theres the lesser root vegetables. and other plants

also because females are better and they can take something and make it into something better also without females theres no way more humans could exist. plants are nothing without there female pieces. everything would die off if females or female organs in plants didnt exist

Aren't carrots root vegetables? We plants are not set apart by our reproductive organs. We are set apart by our species and how useful we are. Potatoes are at the top because we have all the kinds of nutrition you will ever need.

The Salaxalans

[nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] nice factbook i like it. ill take in mind what you said. ill have more sweet shops opened in all of culveria

Potatogion wrote:Aren't carrots root vegetables? We plants are not set apart by our reproductive organs. We are set apart by our species and how useful we are. Potatoes are at the top because we have all the kinds of nutrition you will ever need.

you dont have vitamin c fool. and your not sweet like carrots.

but enough about plant superiority. apples are one of the best plants. potatoes at the bottom of the plant list.

you can do a lot with apples. like make pies!

Culveria wrote:you dont have vitamin c fool. and your not sweet like carrots.

Do you not make your own vitamin c?

Culveria wrote:but enough about plant superiority. apples are one of the best plants. potatoes at the bottom of the plant list.

HERESY!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Do you not make your own vitamin c?HERESY!

do potatoes have a saying about healthiness? no apples do

Culveria wrote:do potatoes have a saying about healthiness? no apples do

You cannot survive only on apples and butter can you? You can survive only on potatoes and butter. That's better than a saying.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:You cannot survive only on apples and butter can you? You can survive only on potatoes and butter. That's better than a saying.

no you cant survive on potatoes and butter. who told you you could?

Culveria wrote:no you cant survive on potatoes and butter. who told you you could?

My scientists. I am a potato after all, I like to make myself look better.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

you cant. i just looked it up. and it says you cant. for about a couple monthes yes but not for too long

but you could with carrots too. or apples

now im going to go take care of the 1.1 percent of my population that got killed by dragons

I sure missed a lot...I left for a bit and now there is a new person among us (that's you @CastyDerplandia ) [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] is back. And above all there are nearly 85 messages! Now that that is dealt with, how are all of you. *tries to smile while regaining composure*

The Salaxalans

Did I spell her name wrong? I don't think I did. It's not lit up though...hmmmmmm. I'm not sure what to make of this.

The Salaxalans

Catsy, not Casty. :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Hello, everyone!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hi! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated

Culveria, destroying and invading are two different things.

Dragons.......

Hello? Is anyone alive...? *covered in blood*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Diamondtopia City attacked me and my fellow neko friends..

OF HAPPENINGS

The Salaxalans

Audriany wrote:OF HAPPENINGS

Nice flag.

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

Matrixulated, Faulknation

GET OFF MY $@#&!*? LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

MY PEOPLE HAVE STDS!

HOORAY AT FIRST!

NOOOOOOOOO AT LAST!

Faulknation

Catsyderplandia wrote:Diamondtopia City attacked me and my fellow neko friends..

WHAT!??!?! WHO ATTACKED YOU!?!?! ARE YOU OKAY SMALL ONE!?!:!?"

youre covered in blood who did this, are you okay?

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