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Region: Spiritus
Congratulations.
You've elevated faeces-posting to a whole new level.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Hi just moved here!
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Parron Republic
Hello! Welcome! How're you this fine day?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Kabulutoof
Thank you for starting a racial war, I hate you.
Massacre at Walrwake "avoidable"
Walruses nationwide under attack by racists
Parliament divided on racial issue
Riot in Parron
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
All this racism...
If we can all be reasonable and agree a walrus is a walrus,
the whole extermination-business will be a lot easier.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I have equipped all of my walrusses with hacking bombs so if any one of them dies the internet and everything that requires electricity will fail. Except for my things.
Matrixulated
You can't hack the internet.
It's a network.
Matrixulated
New nation here, just made mine. Hi, I guess.
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
It's okay, I asked them to remind me so I could use that for the poll. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hello to both of you! Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated
Thanks. What kind of things do you guys do here?
Matrixulated
First, we have a fancy Discord server! :P The link is up at the top of the region page, you can hop in and ask questions there.
Right now we're in the middle of a constitutional convention, we're working on building a new government. You can see the convention here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/6006154/
We need as many people as we can get helping with this! We also have other stuff on the forums, games and discussion stuff and basically whatever anyone wants to do. If any of that sounds interesting you can register for an account (link is on the top left of the page) and then apply for citizenship here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30162018/
If you have any other questions just ask! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Spirited Escade, Kabulutoof
Helloooo!
Welcome to Spiritus, and yeah - *read above post by [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]* - for what's what.
Aaaaand a potato for you . . .
Aaaaand a potato for you . . .
Now you're good to go.
Remember, it's always prudent to club a feral walrus first, and ask questions later!
Have fun!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Kabulutoof, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Cyber-terrorism threats?
The internet, the networks, the digital domain is MY world, Mr Walruson!
Your Walrus Skript-Kiddies will die in MY world, and will be dead in 'The Real.'
Your Walrusi Residual Self Images will be erased from the Simulation along with all of your other "things."
Listen to [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] . . . she is a smart faaaake human. Possibly a program from the machine-world . . . but I digress!
You have been warned, Mr Walruson!
I suggest you listen to the musical arrangements of Rob Dougan.
Specifically the track titled, 'Clubbed To Death.'
Stay out of The Matrix, Mr Walruson.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
There is no such thing as a feral walrus.
They are all extremely well educated.
First, I have named several billion of my walrusses Neo, so watch out because I have many red pills I can give them.
Next, I yet again mention that all of my walrusses have skin harder than steel, so clubbing them is ineffective.
Lastly, I have created a simulation that will effect you because of the implant I put in your brain.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
"We're going to build a wall and we will have the Huns pay for it. When the Huns send their people across the border, they aren't sending their best"
Eurotranrussialvanermany, Phytophthora Infestans
Ok Spiritus, time for us to head back home. Thank you for your hospitality! Good luck with that new Constitution. We had a delightful time.
* waves @ [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] *
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Thanks for the visit, y'all! :)
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Lies, heresy!
Matrixulated
Bye Texas! Thanks for the food!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
NEW POLL!
Thank you for the idea [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]! :P
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
yall know im the king of sh!tposting and you shouldnt disrespect my art, i went for school to this. they called it liberal arts for some reason tho.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"what"
...
Sorry, the current poll told me to say it here, so...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Wait so you all are having a constitutional convention? Cool!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Thank you Tim! U Da Man too!
:)
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia
Yup! We're completely replacing pretty much everything.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
You don't know your competition, look at Itrosomia.
Now, here's a suggestion...
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What is your current hobby?
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Annexing dragons
Clubbing walruses
Deleting walruses
Surprise anschluss little drache!
Annexing potatoes
Slaughtering dogs
Potato!
Debating
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I stand corrected.
Listen to the Architect, boy.
Hark, hark!
Hear, hear!
We humbly suggest you take the blue pill.
Is that a challenge?
Then explain me: how one can distinguish time-travelling from hopping to an alternate dimension?
You can put all the things in his, so called, "brain" you want.
There is no spoon!
Fool!
For this insult, [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] should unleash an unspeakable evil over your lands!
You can NOT undo the future that is [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
no, keep there political freedoms down all the nations peoples are idiots
hes aliens, theyre green
chess
Itrosomia
NO MORE GOSH DAMN POTATOES!!! RAW MONSTER STEAKS ARE MUCH BETTER!!!!
...
The combat resolution is a bit too simple for my tastes.
If I was interested in such a simple combat resolution,
I would learn the rules of "Diplomacy" and badger 6 other shmucks to play "Diplomacy online" with me.
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland
well if you really want a good war game there are several
The whole point is that I want one using in-game Nationstates stats.
Matrixulated
Surprise anschluss little drache!
ohh. like the results in some issues like the ones to make killer creatures or super soldiers or all that?
shush please, no ones in the mood for your singaporean arse
Itrosomia
Bloody westerners.
youre the one always being an arse. im just enjoying myself
Yup.
welp theres a homosexual in my region, wow, my regions slowly growing and getting more diverse. so thats good. my brothers kinda freaking out. he always has found homosexualtity odd, nothing against it he says, he just finds it odd
By spamming this RMB?
You should consolidate your answers into one post.
Like this.
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Answer 1
Answer 2
Continue until you reach the end of the page or have 10 answers, whichever comes first.
He has roughly the same views I have on that topic.
i know i know
yeah i know. im selectively bi, mostly straight
but eh thats me
1.) I'm bi
2.) YOU HAVE A SIBLING?? THERE ARE MORE OF YOU??
YAY CONVENTIONS!
yeah i have a twin.
Itrosomia
1) 只有天可以节省我们的。
2) mostly the same qualities, different views.
why would i save you guys?
You have one, fierce twin, maybe Tierel should just surrender, eh?
No more chemical weapons!
Statens
Not you, I don't follow a cult, I follow an actual religion.
.... you would surrender to him but not me?
traitor, after all we've been through
Draconism is an actual religion, you said so yourself
Nah, I am loyal to the free nations, not some tyrannical leader, between two tyrants, I am nothing more than a mercenary.
IRL, it is nothing more than a cult.
Matrixulated
*throws rock at you* yeah a cult of five million strong and growing muahahahahahahaha
man i gotta settle down, anyone know how to become sane?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*puts headphones in listening to Nightmares lullaby other songs like that*
its a good song but i dont know why my brother likes Nightmares lullaby so much, i like march to the nightmare more
where the fudge is everyone?
FINALY!!! ITRO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Hello, sorry, I couldn't find my iPad so I couldn't get to NS.
*starts throwing toast and butter everywhere*
what are you doing? *dodging the butter and toast*
Idk, I was hungry.
*eats buttered toast out of the sky*
why not eat raw steaks? or fish, ive had fish
Well, having animal products slows magic.
butter is an animal product
This is olive oil butter.
bread is made with yeast
My bread is made with micro bots instead of yeast.
why? that... ruins it. its not bread then!
It tastes better.
no it dont *sits puts well done steak in between two pieces of real bread and eats it*
I guess I have different tastes than you.
Avoiding you and your inane daily Tspamnami.
Shut-up already.
You make my hair hurt.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
See ya, Spiritus. Thanks for having us over.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
Bye Richard!! Thanks for the food and the fun!
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Aww I wanted more Texas food.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Bye! Have a nice rest of your day!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
I agree, just looked at my motto.
See you next year, perhaps?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland
*mariachi band begins to play*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Alright everyone, a storm is going to hit us in about 2 hours and 20 minutes, you can hide, run, or attempt to shoot it down with a shotgun, but we all know one thing, a storm is coming...to kill us.
Oh and why didn't we build flood walls? I guess it's too late now.
Matrixulated
we did dummy, this region has existed for 3 years now.
Matrixulated
5 years actually.
Matrixulated
you didnt build ones for the storm he warns of though
Poll, Other: Cheese
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
what? why would you favor that element? itd be so weak
More than five years now ;)
My we've come some way since I created this little place back in Feb '12
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
who are you?
god, aka that guy who made this hive of scum and cake
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
you are not a god to me, youre the founder of the spud?
Your founder <3
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Nah, God is clearly
Kanye West
Matrixulated
nice to meet you. id like to have embassies here but there are rules against it i hear, i unfortunately cannot get onto these off site boards. so i cant get rmbs from several places
oh goodness is the founder of this place a fangirl?
i mean embassies
dude, yeezus is actually a great artist, his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be the artwork of the 21th century.
wat
alright
you never met [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], for thats my main
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