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Region: Spiritus
*looks at superpig with a lot of concern*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*stares at culveria hungrily*
*licks lips*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
Ummmmm
Are you okay?
KREEEEEEEE!!!!!
*lunges at itrosomia*
*spits acid at itrosomia*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
*Watches as super pig goes through the hologram*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*walks away snarling*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*snarls razor sharp needle like teeth showing and spines covering my back hidden among my hair bristling*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
KRAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Summons the swarm*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Anyone home?
*BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
*rises out of a stage in a Freddy Mercury pose with smoke and lasers everywhere*
Anyone miss me?
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic
No
The Parron Republic
russinadia thats just... just no
*summons several million dragons*
*slowly lowers back into the stage*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic
Fixed!
Mrglglglgland
*drills into the dragon's intestines and starts eating it from the inside*
*commands the hive to do the same*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*watches as the stage explodes*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*walks out of the fire with sunglasses on*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands
*there internal body temeratures and there toxic blood kills them all on contact if they can even get into there harder then diamond hide if not they burn/acidize/freeze them to death and whats not killed by them i destroy them with shadows*
*stabs russinadia in the chest with a blade of acid*
temperatures*
And so falls the great Freddy Mercury once again. He is singing in the devil's face now.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands
will you just die and be quiet? *stabs russinadias face repeatedly*
@SalaxalansPotatoooooo is it possible to sign petitions to exile people from Spiritus?
@realCulveriaBump now that's bull...
@xX_RuSsInAdIa6669_Xx "I blew up your house. tehehehe" #Forehead
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
dont make me stab your face too! *points blade of acid at audriany* this will eat off your face!
I think I might have a heart attack soon...
when will an acid be a solid?
never, magic crystals are holding it in place and making more if any drips off *some drips as i swing it around and melts into the ground*
well. it can freeze but this isnt solid acid
@LegitimateParron Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?
@xX_RuSsInAdIa6669_Xx Are you goingoing to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?
@PIRATESYEAH Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?
@spongebobflagsftw Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?
You can't stab people with pure acid...
You still can't do it...
#Heresy!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
yes you can. magic! the magic holds it at a blade sharpness and the acid will spread eating away where i stab
fine *gets rid of acid blade and calls upon a pure acid rain and becomes intangible*
An acid only melts flesh/material in liquid form...
Won't the crystals hit said target first?
The Parron Republic agrees to sign said petition.
*comands hive to retreat*
*starts parasiting off of all of europes population while turning them into my slaves*
hey superpig cmere i wanna help your rampage of this planet.
the acid isnt crystals crystals hold the acid in blade shape and its not solid
I can roleplay with magic, but this is too far...
Tell the grand admiral that he can use the IGNORE Cannon.
#stopgodmodding!
#ignoregodmodders!
#moreheresy!
#hereticspotted!
Mrglglglgland
*the rain stops and kicks parrona in the face*
Parallel universe detected!
IGNORE Cannon fired!
Boom!
~IGNORE Cannon
quoting it isnt ignoring it
In an RP sense, it is announcing that said post/information/action is not canon.
wait why ignore superpig?
STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!
STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!
Mrglglglgland
No country has a flag based on a "show".
Not now, not ever.
*slaps russinadia* stop screaming!
The Pie Islands
there are probably hundreds
#stopgodmoddinginspiritus!
#pushdraconos'sonoffthecliffofbanjection!
Mrglglglgland
Not in this reality!
Why am I still talking to you?
Banject Culveria's puppet!
Banject!
Banject!
Banject Culveria's puppet!
Mrglglglgland
im actually waiting to see if salaxalans actually will
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
ive heard the rejected realms arent too bad
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
or maybe ill go to where i started the north pacific
*stabs Culveria in the gut with a shiv*
You mess with me eh? You mess with me!? If youz iz goings around an' messin' wit me an' ma' family, youz iz goings ta get more than gut like a prize pig.
Mrglglglgland
Sorry,Cuckveria,but I already seem to have plenty of signatures from *Important Figures.
*wait that doesn't sound right
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I hope...
I had a taste of their hospitality, and their complementary buffet, as, Falighte Caron, ISC and Purgel, banjected from Kesmor of Draconos, Kesmor of Draconos (again), and The North Pacific respectively.
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Go spam their RMB, they will appreciate it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia
*pulls it out of me* nice shiv *makes it spear sized and shoves it down russinadias throat*
Stop godmodding!
How do you like it if I say...
..."I sot beem of magic and Draconos was hit"
Okay, the spelling was intentional.
Mrglglglgland
id shoot right back at you
and that spelling is terrible
How would you like if I respond in this manner...
"and I pull out a shiv and make it the size of a longsword and stab Draconos repeatedly in the gut*
*uses magic to pull it out and split it into 7.89*10^1000 shivs and shoots them at you*
Ya' messin' wit ma' family maign?
It. Was. Intentional.
*superhearts them and melts them into a puddle of metal which i step onto and sink into it and disappear*
superheats*
*heats up the puddle into a plasma that disperses into the air*
Okay, time for my actual response.
Jon raised his sword, charged right at Draconos while holding his sword high, the sword, purple and translucent, was forged with all the spells in the known world.
I'm pretty against fighting with magical weapons, but I'm currently rooting for Russinadia. Yay swankyness!
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia
*appears in an ice mirror and slaps faulk*
*ice mirror shatters and i disappear again*
wait you arent faulk never mind
you know with all the known spells there would be the healing and undamaging would be in there as well
Not a parallel universe. They don't know they are my mind slaves.
How dare you slap an unarmed person who didn't do anything but state their opinion.
*reaces through dimensions and slaps you*
Statens
you dont know which dimension im in *mirror appears showing me then disappears again*
HEY CULVERIA *uses interdimensional megaphone* WOULD YOU LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS?
*grabs potato chips*
KREEEEEEE!!!!!
*runs away*
The Salaxalans
.....
I wonder how many potato chips it would take to satisfy a dragon.
Is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] still attempting to brainwash, by the way?
(I have to ask, fearing that too many things have changed in my inactivity)
Though I wouldn't mind if OGG has decided that his lawn is safe.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Butch + Shotgun + OGG =
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Lawn never safe!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Heard of the hilt?
Not the universe I am in.
Rekkan
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] does NOT brainwash Spiritus' residents.
Side effects of said brainwashing, that is not occurring, do NOT include megalomania, spamming and godmodding.
You are NOT risking your own will by spouting that nonsense around.
Tinfoil is NOT contaminated by mind-controlling nanobots.
See? Not much has changed.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
HOW DO YOU DIE FROM DISAPPEARANCE?
Matrixulated, Rekkan
Actually OGG has made his lawn come to life and will now eat people.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rekkan
That's simple.
What do you do with divergents/undesirables/commies/spammers/rebel scum/hippies/homeless people/people who talk during movies/politicians/dragons/elderly/some minority that totally aren't a metaphor for jews/people who can't control their kids/heretics/theists when they start being annoying?
You make them disappear.
And then you torture them for fun/the evulz/to send a message!
And then you make the evidence disappear.
All of it.
No exceptions.
(Making them confess the names of their compatriots is optional.
Torture is, after all, an unreliable source of information.)
Do I need to explain it any further?
Matrixulated, Rekkan
Or just process said captives into food, The Parron Republic would do that, if only we could go after that nation of butterflies without anyone intervening...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Rekkan
Meh, when you have a vat-grown populace, it's cheaper convert them to biomass.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] for President 2020!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
What is your favorite anime?
Matrixulated
Ghost in the Shell
Hellsing
Hetalia
Soul Eater
Anything out of Studio Ghibli
And others too many to mention off the top of my head . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Rekkan
That sounds more like it.
"Make America civilised again!
Replace your oligarchy with an autocracy!
Make voting foolproof: One man, one vote! (I'm the man and I get the vote.)
Help turn America into a cyberpunk dystopia.
Stuff will still suck, but it will look awesome!
Choose for the candidate who's honest about his intentions!
And he's not Donald Trump!"
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
#makeSpiritussaneagain!
Matrixulated, Superpig0
Don't overdo it.
You do realise that Salaxalans has "Vetinari" job security?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What the heck is a Vetinari?
Matrixulated
The patrician of Ankh-Morpork, of course.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
The Parron Republic will not bow down to a crashed vessel. It is our divine destiny to remain independent, our colonial empire lasted for 25 cycles and will continue to stand.
Matrixulated
Well, in that case I suggest you find out what Salaxalans job entails,
find some shmuck to replace him
AND stage a successful coup.
Have fun.
Matrixulated
There will be no coup, yet, but we will not let it threaten the sovereignty of The Parron Republic.
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Written by Refuge Isle.