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Region: Spiritus
Exterminator 4: Salvation, Xenoform Resurrection, Transmorphers Vengeance of the Failbots."
Came across this title in an issue.
I'm wondering whether it would be garbage or so bad it's good...
Well, if Sharknado and Iron Sky exist, then it can't be all bad.
Alekseandrea
This is outrageous, Culveria, all life deserve a second chance, at least give a reason for destroying 1 planet, you have drawn the ire of ALL the awakened realms.
give a good reason, you say,Faulknation, did he give a reason for GENOCIDE, did he, he did not.my reason, either way, would be to bring him to the Twin Bastions
for trial.
Well, I give reasons as such.
1. The planet was a planet that was power hungry and was constantly fighting with the surrounding planets and murdering, raping, and torturing all of their inhabitants. I thought that alone was enough of a reason.
2. Culveria, the god of EVERYTHING, was currently in a state of near hibernation. I didn't want to find out what would happen if the major ruling force of everything was gone.
3. Things were just getting outright boring and I thought that this might spice things up a lot. While I may have committed near genocide, I made sure there were still a few left. This just seemed like something I could do, and I thought that a planet full of insane, murderous, and arrogant people would be the best target compared to others.
If you still have complaints I recommend you look at the situation and recognize that you are making a much larger deal out of it than I think necessary. (typing this was actually fun, if you couldn't tell I enjoy arguing random points :) )
Empire Democratique Francais
1 is valid
2 is not valid
3 doesn't make sense
Genocide is to kill a group of organisms for cultural, religious,etc reasons.
You should have announced 1 as Casus Belli (reason for war)
when did I ever say I didn't, I found their planet a long time ago, and warned them...they simply didn't listen
Empire Democratique Francais
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Not just to them.............to every other nation...............and the awakened realms would not object...................now they see you as a threat to the rest of the galaxy.
Now................If you would send a representative of your nation to the Twin Bastions............for trial........................rules are rules.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
*Infiltrates the crevices between [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s scales*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Be gone!
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
No
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Transmission from Parrona
A succession crisis has begun!
The claimants to the Parronan Throne:
Horsean
The Solar Consortium
Jaku progenitors
Salmonan
Snakkra
I can't be bothered about you.................... Culveria, this is our common ground, right?
*Looks for, and finds, fungicides*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Wasn't somebody making a regional map?
Sable Swamps, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
He did make one.I don't have to link to it.Sawry.
I wish to be on that list.
My DNA is at least 99.9% equal to theirs.
That should count for something.
Cyrtes, Kinnon
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Claim it!
Alekseandrea
was hael
You can't! Get out!
7th parronan succession war
War goal: Parron
Participants:
Horsean
The Solar Consortium
Jaku progenitors
Salmonan
Snakkra
Alekseandrea
Sure.
My orbital laser is already in position.
Matrixulated
War against you?May I join?
No, unless you want to take a throne, which you can't.
Don't destroy your future throne
Hello [nation=short]Stiperden[/nation], and welcome to Spiritus.
*hands a potato that hasn't been infected yet over, as is deemed customary*
Matrixulated, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
If I wanted to do that, I'd use nukes.
While a orbital laser causes a massive release of free radicals,
it is relatively clean and can be reused.
It's simply, you know, insurance.
Matrixulated
Horseani troops march into Parron.
Alekseandrea prepares to send an army of lawyers.
Matrixulated
Now why can't I?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
All this war. :( You'd think after working together to beat the zombies we'd all be able to get along better. :P
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
(Soldiers,tanks,planes and helicopters,ships,even stations in orbits are alligning in formation,ready to make devastating damage with their formations and mass fire.)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Indeed! - WTF is wrong with you people?!...
https://youtu.be/MPMmC0UAnj0
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Talk to Parrona about insulting.
He sure knows a thing or two about it.
For me,I had enough of this.
I am taking that throne.
Matrixulated
Well, it feels good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk&ab_channel=TonyToniToneVEVO
Maybe there's too much aggression here.
But, what if we designate a period of time during which we can all get this hate, murder, and rage out of our system...
I heard it does wonders for the economy and crime rates.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Don't worry
Be happy
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Please do explain - I don't quite get your meaning here, sonny boy...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yeah, I'm f*cking frigid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He tried to grab me by the PÜ$$¥...Matrixulated, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais, Phytophthora Infestans
Nah, you can't explain a joke, an innuendo, or sarcasm and retain any semblance of humor!
But more worrying than OGG's gonads, is where is he?
Where's the rest of him?
We haven't heard from [nation=short]Old Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] in quite some time now . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
* OMIGOSH *
I bet that cat was so traumatized it was never the same again!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
You are not a valid prince, I disinherited you, shut up..................
King Geck of the Jaku progenitors sits on the throne after ousting King Peter of Horsean
Lawyers won't help you until you sue for peace.
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
What is this,medieval poetry?!
Go away,you lot!
Go away, and never come back, illegitimate child!
even u mama was worse tan u!!1
Children.......................how entertaining to anger them............
yayaaaaaaaaaaa
I HAVE BROKEN CAPS LOCK U NUUBUB
Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Do you speak English, because from the looks of it, you don't
Why you delete?Scaredy?
Spelling error, it's scared.
Missing word.
*Calls in air support*
*Napalms the neighborhood*
*Takes selfie infront of exploding house*
*Moves to new house allocated by the government*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*Sues all the other applicants for loitering, trespassing, lollygagging, war crimes, stealing and being mentally unfit to rule.*
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
What are you doing, that is not...........
Anyways,King John VI of the Commonwealth of Salmonan occupies Parron
*Alekseandrea delivers weaponry to all the resistance groups and forces most of them to cooperate.
You guys don't know anything about this and think I'm going to sue you for (almost everything).
Well played, is it not?
Oh, and for those interested in discovering my involvement, I made sure Alekseandrea has plausible deniability.*
Matrixulated
Counter resistance groups are formed.
All nations except Alekseandrea, Salmonan, Horsean has either dropped out of the war or does not have an eligible prince.
The Solar Consortium has a new High Prince, who is not eligible for the parronan throne.
Snakkra and Jaku progenitors dropped out of the war.
Meanwhile, the Dhanaveriria Isthmurins WHO WERE TRYING TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING are now facepalming at the needless regional violent threats. Seriously! You're neighbors! Get whatever died in your butts out so we can have a strong and unified, happier Spiritus!
Matrixulated, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
The leader/leaders of Audriany is/are childish...................The awakened realms look at Audriany with contempt.
Audriany sees outsiders as barbars.
Matrixulated
Younger realms are either nice or disgusting, you must be disgusting
Parronans are looked as uncivilized people,trying to look better than His Majesty and the Audrianian people.
Explain..................your spelling................young one.
Explain your own writing,blob.
But we are struggling together!
Matrixulated
Salmonan sues Horsean for peace, it's either alekseandrea or Salmonan.
*Starts a global smear campaign about the counter rebels and implies that Salmonan and Horsean support them.
Also starts a spreading ridiculous and false stories about the rebels and Alekseandrea to ensure that any counter-smear campaigns will be mostly ignored.*
Matrixulated
King James VII of Salmonan will be...........in 10 minutes earth time/10 days in Nova Terra, be king.............as parliament starts enforcing nationwide peace, unless he is driven out of Parron.
Alekseandrea starts ground invasion to "remove a terrorist regime from power".
Any resistance will be answered with overwhelming force.
Matrixulated
*Throws a potato into the air*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*catches it and eats it*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
Are you sure that's an edible potato?
Have you ever seen "Into the wild"?
If you didn't, don't bother.
The aesop is simple: "reject our superficial culture and you'll die alone."
Or was it "Don't eat poisonous potatoes?"
I can't remember wich one it was.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
You're too late, King James VII of Salmonan now holds a personal union over Parrona,a war on Salmonan is a war on Parrona.
*Throws another potato, this one at Alekseandrea*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
Long live the King!
[nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] doesnt need to do anything you say
Culveria,if you are wondering, the awakened realms exist between realities, do not think that your reality is the only one.............
i know there are many realities. i have went between realms and into the void. they have no say in what i do, i Draconos have destroyed awakened realms. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation]
had told me of this planet a while ago but i just wasnt in need of the energy. so silence yourself on my follower. some of us dont answer to the awakened realms and thats not changing ever
Ah, you must be talking of the cursed realms, the awakened realms are different, and dare I say, have discovered infinity.
The awakened realms cannot be destroyed, at least, not completely.
*shrugs* the one i destroyed was claiming they were awakened. but i have devastated and destroyed many realms and worlds so i dont know
Don't make us.............
The burning library has secrets, that cannot fall into your hands.
oh ive collected many books from many realms. i like reading them. interesting things they have
but your burning a library? unacceptable *breathes a freezing breath onto the burning library stopping the fire and saving the books* youre burning them so you must not want them *teleports them to culveria myself keeping the shields of culveria impenetrable*
*Starts moving the books somewhere else*
你去死吧。
whats so important about these books? *starts reading the books that i got from the burning library which cant be touched because no one can get into culveria without my permission because the paradox barrier*
been there many times. nice for winter
Oh, did I mention the books might burn if touched by outsiders, that's why it's called the burning library?*the book in your hands start burning*
The library is not on fire.打你的脸。
im not even touching it *floating over my hand flipping its page when i want it to so not burning*
*shrugs because still took the books*
*taps ground with staff*by the power invested in me, by the council of 12, I hereby declare the burning books lost.
*The books, which contains forbidden knowledge, starts burning*
Faulknation
*bleep* it i was going to read them so its enjoyable but no pain no gain *absorbs the knowledge from the books into my mind which is moderately painful which makes me use a loud long list of slurs* !*W^&)!&*%&@^!(*&*@&@T!^&(*&^%$%$!%^@%&*!&^@^%!*@@^%!!%^@^%!
Faulknation
*pain wears off*
fudge that hurt!
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