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Region: Spiritus
Weapons don't matter, as long as you have potatoes.
Matrixulated, Potatogion, Faulknation
have i mentioned i made potatos unable to be eaten or used by any animal with science?
Potatogion
or human, any human or animal
Potatogion
*Calls Social Services and the "Men in White Coats"*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion, Faulknation
Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.
And yet you cannot use them on me for to do so may upset the Spacetime Continuum, and create a temporal paradox that destroys the entire universe, or atleast our own galaxy!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion
*shrugs* ill just go to another universe. ive done it countless times before
Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
culveria will be safe, its in a paradox space and cant be affected by the outside world unless i influence it
Potatogion
The power of a potato god can overcome all science.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
They didn't have proper spelling AND grammar in countless universes?!
The multiverse must truly be a eldritch place.
I feel like reading the Necronomicon.
After reading it, the multiverse might make sense again.
Matrixulated, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
I think I now know why we cannot detect any alien life. (Except for [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], of course)
Anyways, you'll never find anything like potatoes in any galaxy but ours.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
I DONT WANT TO FIND POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
HERESY!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
POTATOES ARE USELESS TO ME!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT CARE!!!!!! MY HUNGER IS FOR FLAVORFUL FOOD NOT THE BLAND SPUD!!!!!!!
Potatogion
Oh, but I heard you about those (sorry, [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]) ...pizzas before, and they don't have those in other galaxies either.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
ah but they do. theyre even better in other universes and galaxies
Potatogion
Potatoes unflavorful? POTATOES UNFLAVORFUL!? Potatoes can be made into the most flavorful foods in the world.
Matrixulated, Potatogion, Masylvana, Grumpy Grandma
It is okay. As long as potatoes are in this galaxy, I am okay.
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
So, I know that the conversation about potatoes goes back a very long time here, but can someone please give me the quick Potatoes for Dummies introduction to the subject?
Matrixulated, Potatogion
I can try, no promises.
Matrixulated, Potatogion, Angry Grandpas
Here's the basics. Potatoes are amazing and you should love them. That's all you need to know, nothing moreĀ
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Angry Grandpas, Grumpy Grandma
I couldn't have asked for a more succinct introduction to the topic. Thank you [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. As it happens, I do love potatoes. So that's convenient.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
You are very welcome,Esperossa.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Welcome to the region, Esperossa. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Stay spudly.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Thank you for the warm welcome [nation=short]potato jesus christ[/nation].
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Oi how is everyone?
Matrixulated
[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], just out of curiosity, where did you leave little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation]?
Alekseandrea
I'm well [nation=short]Haidao island[/nation]. Thank you for asking :)
How are you?
Matrixulated, Haidao Island
Just a reminder that The West Pacific Festival begins on Friday
Details can be found at https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=702649
Matrixulated
IN THAT CASE, YOU SHOULD USE UPPERCASE LETTERS IN THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCES. ALSO, IRONICALLY, IT'S "IT'S" AND NOT ITS.
GET OFF MY LAWN.
THIS IS TRUE.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
NO, IT'S JUST MEN ARE SO COWARDLY THESE DAYS, YOU'D THINK THEY'RE WOMEN..
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
...AND THUS YOU INSULT ALL WOMEN AS INHERENTLY "COWARDLY" BY IMPLICATION!!! 😠
*The sound of a kettle whistling can be heard as [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]'s face turns an ominous shade of red, verging on purple - You notice a number of veins straining in her forehead and neck, as it becomes noticeably hot in her vicinity, whilst chillingly cold within the horizons of her glare - Dark clouds have gathered overhead, threatening a violent storm - As yet, a calm settles over the land, but tinged with the heavy atmosphere of foreboding*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Sick burn?
Hmmm? Nah. No burning here.
We Monster Mash lead by example. We stood up, went forth and challenged.
We remain a proud, strong, and Studly Spud nation.
The only thing burning here is our fierce potato-love.
Why do you continue to mug-off your "HERO" and sell-out, sniping from the sidelines?
You impersonated Grumpy Grandma soooo well, this happened....
....so if that's how you treat your "HERO" I would quote you, and say this;
1) You're not really a better man.
2) OGG is your Hero....sure, up until someone offers you a cookie!
3) Loyalty & Integrity are paramount....oh? Oh really?
Well sound the bells Matrixulated, schools back in....
Sick burn?
Your Loyalty is Sick
Your Integrity is Burning
So when it comes to being 'spanked in public' and being PWNED....Matrixulated....
YOU
CAN'T
TOUCH
THIS !!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***
OGG Original Grumpy Grandpa: 3 bitcoins from Masylvana; bet needed from Owllfarm; ten x 5LB bags of raw King Edwards from The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud;
CLOGG Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma: 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes from Grumpy Grandma; ten x 5LB bags of King Edwards baked to perfection; the contents of Grumpy Grandpa's firearm cabinet from [nation=Darkweb]; bet needed from [nation=Matrixulated];
Place your bets! (and tag me so I see them) Betting will remain open another day or two, unless...
*runs for the hills*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
10 ByteCoins on OGG, [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
*Goes to get the petroleum jelly & aloe vera*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
O-kay... Crashed Spaceship huh? You know, I used to work as a nurse... in Groom Lake... in 1947...
*Makes a few phone calls*
*Waits*
*Black helicopters approach Salaxalans' location*
*Men In Black pull up around Salaxalans' spaceship*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Faulknation
Where are the nice grandpa and grandma? An if you are grumpy... drink coffe
Matrixulated
Herro guys I'm new here...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
70000 kroners!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
Kroner?
Matrixulated
Kroners.
Matrixulated
What are kroners?
Matrixulated
Hey >:(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
The currency of my country. And of Scandinavia.
Matrixulated
(**Wow! Kaboom! Brutal, but well-played, kid!**)
* Matrixulated confronts the feisty, upstart The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud in riposte. *
Ahhhh yes!
I can feel the hatred swelling in you now!
You . . . want . . . thissss?
* Matrixulated gestures towards Studly Spud's inert Spud-Sabre *
Muah ha hahhh . . . Nice try whelp!
But YOU can't touch this!
Because YOU are NOT a Spudi yet!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Uhh yep, I felt that.
M.
Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
AND IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME !!!
I'VE BEEN TELLING Y'ALL FOR MONTHS.
WE'RE BEING MIND-CONTROLLED!!!
SALAXALANS IS AN EVIL. . .Eeev. . .eevi. . .
* thud *
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
After public shaming, and much soul-searching, Matrixulated has no option but to withdraw our previous support & betting position on Grumpy Grandma.
But . . . just for sh*ts and giggles, and to annoy Studly Spud, I'm betting anew!
Hey, Istanialand?
50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos
25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons
I'm betting on Grumpy Grandma to bake ALL of them before The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud can rescue ANY of them.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Grumpy Grandma
Well. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello there! Good to have an embassy with you. Pop by and visit!
Matrixulated
Mind control? MIND CONTROL? That again?
*waves hand in front of Matrixulated and CLOGG*
I'm just your friendly potato-loving Delegate! :D
*informs [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation] of a 10 ByteCoin bet on CLOGG as well, just to be safe*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Hi [nation=short]New Perotasoa[/nation]! Glad to have an embassy with you!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
WOMAN, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR WEIRD SATANIC ANTIQUES.
ATTA BOY!
I AM EVERYTHING ONE SHOULD NOT BE. I AM RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC, AND CONSTANTLY ANGRY.
DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME.
EXCEPT SHOTGUN SHELLS.
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Thanks
Matrixulated
What about homophobic.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
PAH, GAYS DON'T EXIST. JUST AN URBAN MYTH.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
*Lights the industrial-sized oven*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Faulknation
WOMEN ARE NOT COWARDLY YOU BELLIGERENT BASTARD!!!!!! WOMEN CAN BE AS BRAVE AS US MEN!!!!! AND A TRUE MAN KNOWS THAT!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
*laughs* old fool, you do know most gods, including me, are bisexual right?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.
*Fires up the mechanised production line*
*Adds the 50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos & 25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons from Matrixulated to the line*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
grandma may i ask what your cooking?
Grumpy Grandma
just baked potatoes?
Grumpy Grandma
*i lift my hands in different motions making different ingredients appear and mixes the right things in different pots and bowls and cooks and bakes several things (each dish with potatoes for you guys* making ham with potatoes, sheperds pie with potatoes baked in, different mashed potatoes, baked potatoes or many different kinds, many different style fries both fried and baked, potato stuffed turkey chicken and duck, potato stews, potato soups, and hundreds more potato dishes*
The Salaxalans, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Potanadia is at his uncle's house.
Matrixulated
*each dish perfectly cooked and baked*
Matrixulated
which one? my house?
No, a different uncle. He lives in the faraway land of politics and war.
Matrixulated
too bad, i know he would have liked this meal... well... feast would be more accurate *sets all of the dishes across a huge table with my magic setting them perfectly*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Smells delicious.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
*a single ear rolls down my face* It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
My ecomany is getting better thank god my country went through its own Great Depression
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*gestures to a chair as it pulls out from the table for you* take a seat
Matrixulated
*as does a second chair for potatogion* here you go you two
Matrixulated
hey guys look up the "giant isopod" its the cutest animals
Matrixulated
*takes seat and filps it around and sits in it like one of those after school specials on tv* YO!
Who taught you to use the internet Grampa?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
I'll get the vodka... I can tell it's going to be a long day.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thank you [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] :x
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
MANNERS!!! AND NO ALCOHOL WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!!! *uses magic to pick up 9 and flip the chair and sit him down properly and pushes the chair in with him neatly*
Matrixulated
no need for thanks, women can be more terrifying than a shredder scyth dragon
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
*put something that has nothing to do with tpoic but will get liked anyways*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
what are you talking about? come take a seat and eat with everyone
what are we eating?
Potatoes? I love potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
as youd see if youd looked its hundreds of dishes with potatos as one of the ingredients
Matrixulated
If you can see (if you even noticed me), i have been eating for 2 hours now.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
oh good im not the only one eating then *has been eating*
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
You must be stuffed o.O
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
oh good im not the only one eating then *has been eating*
Matrixulated
and a gods hunger (at least mine) is never satisfied
Well, nation recreated, good day fellow (new) neighbors.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
who are you?
.........................................
Matrixulated
This is Patrick
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
You thought right.
The Salaxalans
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