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I vote we hybridize the Man/Bear/Pig.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Fulford Island, Volaworand, Ubermenschen

The Twelve Tribes wrote:I vote we hybridize the Man/Bear/Pig.

You mean Australians?

G'day mate!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia, Auztraalia

The Twelve Tribes wrote:I vote we hybridize the Man/Bear/Pig.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:You mean Australians?

G'day mate!

Huzzah!

As someone who grew up in New Zealand, (and thus became very familiar with Australian culture) I take extreme offence to your comment, Spuddles!

That is an insult to bears everywhere!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Auztraalia

The Twelve Tribes wrote:I vote we hybridize the Man/Bear/Pig.

Just ask Al Gore where to find one. :)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Volaworand, The Republic Of Parrona

The Twelve Tribes wrote:I vote we hybridize the Man/Bear/Pig.

I suggest that we hybridize a socialist with a white supremacist, what's that? We'll get a sequel of a sequel? Of a world war?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Delegate Announcement:

There are still three nations above the endorsement cap: Matrixulated, Urran, and Legendus.

If you are endorsing any of these nations, and their endorsement count is above 27, please unendorse them! If you look and they're already at 27 or below, no need to unendorse. Thanks!

Alekseandrea, Statens

The Salaxalans wrote:Delegate Announcement:

There are still three nations above the endorsement cap: Matrixulated, Urran, and Legendus.

If you are endorsing any of these nations, and their endorsement count is above 27, please unendorse them! If you look and they're already at 27 or below, no need to unendorse. Thanks!

You are one of those people who has endorsed them.

Mcmasterdonia, Urran, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

6 years after Visari's election, I wonder what's he up to...

[spoiler= Little too right for the mods? ]

My people...fellow citizens, sons and daughters of Salmonan...

I vow, that the history of these days will be written in blood, by defeating the enemy on in the occupied territories, by seizing the factories that were once ours, by seizing the weapons they thought, would be used against us, we'll be able to earn the respect, and fear needed to protect our sovereignty, and our existence as. a. nation!

However, if the U. N. E. surrenders our planets by right back to us...Bloodshed. will. be. avoided.

However, if the U. N. E. denies us peace and deny us what is our planets by right...we...will...exact such TERRIBLE VENGEANCE THAT GENERATIONS YET UNBORN WILL MOURN THE UNNECESSARY LOSS OF LIFE!

*twenty seconds of silence*

The enemy has perfected their weapons to kill, we've seen their antimatter bombs twice each on Ocean's Deep and Blitzenburg, we held them off.

This time, we'll be able to push them back, with our new Blitzite weapons we'll be able to make the Terrans pay twice the amount for half the materials and effort!

As of right now, the Navy of the Nations of Earth gathers on our borders...oh...they have no idea what awaits them, WE'LL SMITE the invaders FROM OUR SKIES!

There are those who would rather see peace, who would rather see the reputation of their nation dragged through the mud than see war, as of next week, their rights to assembly shall. be. revoked! For the safety of our nation, this action is. necessary!

I thank you, my fellow citizens, for your continued support!

[/spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Salmonan wrote:6 years after Visari's election, I wonder what's he up to...

[spoiler= Little too right for the mods? ]

My people...fellow citizens, sons and daughters of Salmonan...

I vow, that the history of these days will be written in blood, by defeating the enemy on in the occupied territories, by seizing the factories that were once ours, by seizing the weapons they thought, would be used against us, we'll be able to earn the respect, and fear needed to protect our sovereignty, and our existence as. a. nation!

However, if the U. N. E. surrenders our planets by right back to us...Bloodshed. will. be. avoided.

However, if the U. N. E. denies us peace and deny us what is our planets by right...we...will...exact such TERRIBLE VENGEANCE THAT GENERATIONS YET UNBORN WILL MOURN THE UNNECESSARY LOSS OF LIFE!

*twenty seconds of silence*

The enemy has perfected their weapons to kill, we've seen their antimatter bombs twice each on Ocean's Deep and Blitzenburg, we held them off.

This time, we'll be able to push them back, with our new Blitzite weapons we'll be able to make the Terrans pay twice the amount for half the materials and effort!

As of right now, the Navy of the Nations of Earth gathers on our borders...oh...they have no idea what awaits them, WE'LL SMITE the invaders FROM OUR SKIES!

There are those who would rather see peace, who would rather see the reputation of their nation dragged through the mud than see war, as of next week, their rights to assembly shall. be. revoked! For the safety of our nation, this action is. necessary!

I thank you, my fellow citizens, for your continued support!

[/spoiler]

First time since Resolution of Vulsargrad that I wrote something like this.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:You are one of those people who has endorsed them.

So was I, so was I.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

Salmonan wrote:6 years after Visari's election, I wonder what's he up to...

[spoiler= Little too right for the mods? ]

My people...fellow citizens, sons and daughters of Salmonan...

I vow, that the history of these days will be written in blood, by defeating the enemy on in the occupied territories, by seizing the factories that were once ours, by seizing the weapons they thought, would be used against us, we'll be able to earn the respect, and fear needed to protect our sovereignty, and our existence as. a. nation!

However, if the U. N. E. surrenders our planets by right back to us...Bloodshed. will. be. avoided.

However, if the U. N. E. denies us peace and deny us what is our planets by right...we...will...exact such TERRIBLE VENGEANCE THAT GENERATIONS YET UNBORN WILL MOURN THE UNNECESSARY LOSS OF LIFE!

*twenty seconds of silence*

The enemy has perfected their weapons to kill, we've seen their antimatter bombs twice each on Ocean's Deep and Blitzenburg, we held them off.

This time, we'll be able to push them back, with our new Blitzite weapons we'll be able to make the Terrans pay twice the amount for half the materials and effort!

As of right now, the Navy of the Nations of Earth gathers on our borders...oh...they have no idea what awaits them, WE'LL SMITE the invaders FROM OUR SKIES!

There are those who would rather see peace, who would rather see the reputation of their nation dragged through the mud than see war, as of next week, their rights to assembly shall. be. revoked! For the safety of our nation, this action is. necessary!

I thank you, my fellow citizens, for your continued support!

[/spoiler]

Wha...wha...gulp!

Peace on Earth, man.

Vegetable rights, and Peace.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Wha...wha...gulp!

Peace on Earth, man.

Vegetable rights, and Peace.

Huzzah!

What? What's this rubbish you're sprouting? Let me see your papers. All of them.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Volaworand

Itrosomia wrote:You are one of those people who has endorsed them.

I try to have everyone endorsed, that's how I keep track of some things.

Alekseandrea

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=898466

Salmonan

FYI the above bitter puppet nation was ejected from TSP for trolling.

EDIT: Apologies for the interuption. Have a great day folks! :-)

[spoiler=For the true skinny on what's up check out this totally, completely, 100% true, trustworthy news from the Southern Onion]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=933447[/spoiler]

Parrona, Salmonan, Itrosomia, Auztraalia, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona

Just want to tell you guys, that a huge civil war is imminent.

[spoiler= because... ]

Prince-Elector of House Palivo

-For proportional representation

-For decentralization

-Against internal fighting

Prince-elector of House Parravon

-For disbanding parliament

-For centralization

-For reinstatement of former powers for King

Prince-Elector of House Skyre

-For empowerment of businesses

-Against universal healthcare

-For reduction in garden worlds

Prince-elector of House Pyre

-For huge military

-For external wars

-For closed borders

Prince-elector of House Carrion

-For regulation of businesses

-For universal healthcare

-For garden worlds

[/spoiler]

Say bye to the nation with the best navy.

RIP navy.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:You mean Australians?

G'day mate!

Huzzah!

*Sends you shipment of SPIT, all the way from the South Pacific*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Volaworand

Auztraalia wrote:*Sends you shipment of SPIT, all the way from the South Pacific*

Here, have some cookies with that...

*Carpet bombs the RMB with cookies*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Volaworand

Animal Farmerica wrote:Here, have some cookies with that...

*Carpet bombs the RMB with cookies*

Cookies?! 0_o

*Gets Milk*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia

I have decided to return the following nations to the restful sleep from which I raised them:-

Celtia Cymru

Spitzen-Polish

The Dark Norse

The Nether Regions

They will CTE 28 Days Later from the time of this post...

Matrixulated, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

[spoiler= On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ]

...an insufficient dowry.

[/spoiler]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

There's a new poll!

Rejoice, citizens, rejoice!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Widdershins just sounds funny...

Widdershins! Sounds like an old English insult.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Quaterna wrote:Widdershins just sounds funny...

Widdershins! Sounds like an old English insult.

Widdershins just means counter clockwise.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Itrosomia wrote:Widdershins just means counter clockwise.

You ruined the magic! You monster!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Quaterna

And hubward means towards the center of the planter while rimward means towards the edge of the planet, both terms originating from the disk world book series.

Ruining magic is what I do!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Itrosomia wrote:And hubward means towards the center of the planter while rimward means towards the edge of the planet, both terms originating from the disk world book series.

Ruining magic is what I do!

Not quite, not quite.

Hubwards and rimwards can't be properly applied to globe-type worlds.

Hubwards can't even be applied properly to a large subset of the set of disc-shaped worlds.

Has a certain walrus been googling?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Alekseandrea wrote:Not quite, not quite.

Hubwards and rimwards can't be properly applied to globe-type worlds.

Hubwards can't even be applied properly to a large subset of the set of disc-shaped worlds.

Has a certain walrus been googling?

I was putting it in layman’s terms.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:I was putting it in layman’s terms.

You haven't denied the googling.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Happy Tuesday

And 1st Night of Hanukkah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Itrosomia wrote:And hubward means towards the center of the planter while rimward means towards the edge of the planet, both terms originating from the disk world book series.

Ruining magic is what I do!

You widdershins!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have decided to return the following nations to the restful sleep from which I raised them:-

Celtia Cymru

Spitzen-Polish

The Dark Norse

The Nether Regions

They will CTE 28 Days Later from the time of this post...

"28 Days Later" - how droll!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Itrosomia wrote:And hubward means towards the center of the planter while rimward means towards the edge of the planet, both terms originating from the disk world book series.

Ruining magic is what I do!

Don't you mean the 'Ringworld' book series?

Or is there a cheap, knock-off analog of said sci-fi greatness floating around out there like a turd in a teacup?

Huzzahhhh-hope not!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Quaterna

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Don't you mean the 'Ringworld' book series?

Or is there a cheap, knock-off analog of said sci-fi greatness floating around out there like a turd in a teacup?

Huzzahhhh-hope not!

The ringworld must be the cheap knock-off you speak of.

A world isn't complete without a "Chelys galactica".

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Itrosomia wrote:And hubward means towards the center of the planter while rimward means towards the edge of the planet, both terms originating from the disk world book series.

Ruining magic is what I do!

What a heel!

Matrixulated, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

I have now played this game for one year!

Hooray!

1 year of many walruses and making parrona cringe!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Salmonan, Statens, Quaterna, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona

Itrosomia wrote:I have now played this game for one year!

Hooray!

1 year of many walruses and making parrona cringe!

Huh? You exist? I didn't reali...recall, I don't recall cringing in anyway to a walrus. I just chuck a thermonuclear torpedo down there once in a while.

Forgot you had bunkers.

More time here was spent puppet managing than actually typing out s**t.

Matrixulated, Statens, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:I have now played this game for one year!

Hooray!

1 year of many walruses and making parrona cringe!

I will get around to building processing factories.

I just need to find a way around that treaty everyone signed.

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:I have now played this game for one year!

Hooray!

1 year of many walruses and making parrona cringe!

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:I will get around to building processing factories.

I just need to find a way around that treaty everyone signed.

Hey, I need new research materials, leave some for me.

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:I have now played this game for one year!

Hooray!

1 year of many walruses and making parrona cringe!

Enjoying the notification spam?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Quaterna

Salmonan wrote:Enjoying the notification spam?

☡Anyone that thinks they can outdo me for notification spam is in for a hellish surprise...☡

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Salmonan, Quaterna

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:☡Anyone that thinks they can outdo me for notification spam is in for a hellish surprise...☡

This is between me and Itro, but, alright, go ahead.

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Salmonan wrote:Enjoying the notification spam?

Reminds me of the good old days.

Matrixulated, Salmonan, Statens, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:Reminds me of the good old days.

Right. Good...

Itrosomia wrote:I have now played this game for one year!

Hooray!

1 year of many walruses and making parrona cringe!

WOOT WOOT!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Salmonan, Itrosomia, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:Reminds me of the good old days.

The RMB used to be livelier.

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Parrona wrote:The RMB used to be livelier.

Well, the main problem is that the discord-dwellers and RMB-dwellers have little interaction.

It's like there are 2 groups of Spiritians in Spiritus. And frankly, this region has barely enough people to fill up both groups.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Quaterna

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, the main problem is that the discord-dwellers and RMB-dwellers have little interaction.

It's like there are 2 groups of Spiritians in Spiritus. And frankly, this region has barely enough people to fill up both groups.

3 because of the people who only like this game for the issues.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Salmonan, Quaterna

As George Takei might say; "Rimwards? - Oh my!!"

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Salmonan, Quaterna

Salmonan wrote:This is between me and Itro, but, alright, go ahead.

I have not been triggered into such action...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Quaterna

Parrona wrote:Huh? You exist? I didn't reali...recall, I don't recall cringing in anyway to a walrus. I just chuck a thermonuclear torpedo down there once in a while.

Forgot you had bunkers . . .

It's their ability to close ranks and make a solid lard-wall that defeats torpedo attacks.

Layer upon layer of useless fat insulates the Walrus from radiation poisoning.

Stupid is as stupid does.

And lard does what lard is.

We need a better plan!

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, Quaterna

Schitzen-Giggels wrote:As George Takei might say; "Rimwards? - Oh my!!"

OoO

Oh my!

Lol!

M.

Alekseandrea, Quaterna

Anyone who plays Fallen London should be answering NORTH on the poll. :P Or EAST, that's acceptable.

Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, Quaterna

The Salaxalans wrote:Anyone who plays Fallen London should be answering NORTH on the poll. :P Or EAST, that's acceptable.

But South....

THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

Alekseandrea, Quaterna

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, the main problem is that the discord-dwellers and RMB-dwellers have little interaction.

It's like there are 2 groups of Spiritians in Spiritus. And frankly, this region has barely enough people to fill up both groups.

Not entirely inaccurate, but it's also because those of us who use Discord (including the government members) don't exactly know where we should start to build relations between the gameside members and our Discord and Forum side members of Spiritus. If people from the RMB want to collaborate with the government members (Rogamark Ii, myself Dusk Station, our delegate The Salaxalans, or Feirmont) about ways to fix this, then by all means, please send us a telegram and we can start working with you guys. This is our region, and we all want to see it grow and flourish.

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Quaterna

Matrixulated wrote:It's their ability to close ranks and make a solid lard-wall that defeats torpedo attacks.

Layer upon layer of useless fat insulates the Walrus from radiation poisoning.

Stupid is as stupid does.

And lard does what lard is.

We need a better plan!

M.

Well then, we will try the classic planetary invasion.

The Horsean Serf Spam will be pretty.

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Matrixulated wrote:It's their ability to close ranks and make a solid lard-wall that defeats torpedo attacks.

Layer upon layer of useless fat insulates the Walrus from radiation poisoning.

Stupid is as stupid does.

And lard does what lard is.

We need a better plan!

M.

Useless?! Have you ever seen a cold walrus?

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:Useless?! Have you ever seen a cold walrus?

Cold?

Only one answer, one Stellarpyre torpedo.

(has to be deployed by a ship though, something I'll be short of when the civil war rolls around)

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Parrona wrote:Cold?

Only one answer, one Stellarpyre torpedo.

(has to be deployed by a ship though, something I'll be short of when the civil war rolls around)

The military leaders of the great powers in "20 ways to rid a planet of life."

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Salmonan wrote:The military leaders of the great powers in "20 ways to rid a planet of life."

Method 1: Classic orbital bombardment, preferably without thermonuclear weapons, if you want to use the planet later without terraforming.

(most commonly used in conventional warfare)

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Method 2: Stellarpyre torpedoes or thermonuclear weapons, for in case the war goes nuclear hot.

(almost exclusively used by Parronia)

Matrixulated, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:Useless?! Have you ever seen a cold walrus?

Parrona wrote:Cold?

Only one answer,...

Let's go "old school"!

*The Jedi-Zombi Jezus reaches into the Itrosomian Sun with one hand and stirs it up a little; boosting fusion rates, and increasing solar activity*

*☡Observatories note increased solar flares; some rather larger than normal☡*

*With his other hand, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus reaches into the core of the planet Itrosomia inhabits and applies a little extra energy; increasing magma and lava fluidity, and thus volcanic activity*

*As I withdraw, I accidentally knock a few comets and asteroids out of position, and onto potentially dangerous courses, with my elbow*

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Let's go "old school"!

*The Jedi-Zombi Jezus reaches into the Itrosomian Sun with one hand and stirs it up a little; boosting fusion rates, and increasing solar activity*

*☡Observatories note increased solar flares; some rather larger than normal☡*

*With his other hand, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus reaches into the core of the planet Itrosomia inhabits and applies a little extra energy; increasing magma and lava fluidity, and thus volcanic activity*

*As I withdraw, I accidentally knock a few comets and asteroids out of position, and onto potentially dangerous courses, with my elbow*

You do remember what happened the last time you did this?!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Schitzen-Giggels wrote:As George Takei might say; "Rimwards? - Oh my!!"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Matrixulated, Parrona, Quaterna

The Salaxalans wrote:Anyone who plays Fallen London should be answering NORTH on the poll. :P Or EAST, that's acceptable.

But Terry Pratchett...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Quaterna

Itrosomia is that you who sent me a calling card on FL? :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Quaterna

The Salaxalans wrote:Itrosomia is that you who sent me a calling card on FL? :P

Perhaps...

How many other walrus related names have you seen?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:Perhaps...

How many other walrus related names have you seen?

"Walrus related names . . ." you say?

Well, let me see . . .

[list]A

• Aberration

• Abhorrent

• Accidental

• Affront

• Amazingly-Useless

• Anomaly

• Appallinglly-Lardy

• Asinine

• Astoundingly-Fat

• Asymmetrical

• Atrocity

• Awfully-Ugly

B

• Backwards

• Blubbery

• Butterball

[/list]

. . . gah! I ran out of room!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Quaterna, Aaraksburg

Matrixulated wrote:"Walrus related names . . ." you say?

Well, let me see . . .

[list]A

• Aberration

• Abhorrent

• Accidental

• Affront

• Amazingly-Useless

• Anomaly

• Appallinglly-Lardy

• Asinine

• Astoundingly-Fat

• Asymmetrical

• Atrocity

• Awfully-Ugly

B

• Backwards

• Blubbery

• Butterball

[/list]

. . . gah! I ran out of room!

M.

Method 3: Classic Planetary Invasion, for if you just want to repeat past massacres, and if You want the inhabitants whole.

(Horsean Federation's classic)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

Itrosomia wrote:Perhaps...

How many other walrus related names have you seen?

Send them some rats and and then they question my loyalty to the game, but send them a calling card ...

edit: I was tired,ok?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Quaterna, The Republic Of Parrona

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

[spoiler= Let's get this Civil War started ]

Pegon under lock down as High Government elects King.

Arnold Parravon elected King.

(Long live King Arnold of House Parravon, King-elector of United Parronia, Defender of the Kingdom of Parrona and Protector of the Republic of Parrona)

New King attempts to dissolve parliament.

Guard of Parron mutinies.

Parliament successfully evacuated to Dusailis.

House Palivo declares for Parliament.

House Skyre declares for Parliament.

House Pyre declares for House Parravon.

House Carrion declares for Parliament.

Pegon Parronia declares war on Dusailis Parronia.

[/spoiler]

It went downhill quickly.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=937457

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Quaterna

*A herd of Ornithomimus swarm across the plains of the RMB, chasing the tumbleweed*

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona

Raptor Jezus wrote:*A herd of Ornithomimus swarm across the plains of the RMB, chasing the tumbleweed*

*A Tyrannosaurus Rex crashes out of the dense surrounding Forest, chasing the Ornithomimus (and the tumbleweed)*

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Raptor Jezus wrote:*A Tyrannosaurus Rex crashes out of the dense surrounding Forest, chasing the Ornithomimus (and the tumbleweed)*

*A pack of Velociraptors pick off the young, old, and weak*

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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Spiritus branch of Jurassic Park!

https://youtu.be/PAz5EOVA4hg

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JZJ is back to his puppet posting again.

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Punch & Judy show incoming?

Zombi-style?

M.

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have not been triggered into such action...

Puppet war?

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Puppet war?

Huzzah!

Which split personality will emerge victorious?

We could make a movie out if it: “JZJ–hur: A tale of the christ(s), based on a true story,

A men dramatically fighting against himself in a worlde gonne madde!”.

And then as a tagline: “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!”

It will be glorious!

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Parrona wrote: JZJ is back to his puppet posting again...

🍃🍂🍁...and the wind whistles at it blows through the RMB once again🍃🍂🍁

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Bruddhistan wrote:🍃🍂🍁...and the wind whistles at it blows through the RMB once again🍃🍂🍁

*An eerie sound is heard coming from beyond the horizon*

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Greater Brazilistan wrote:*An eerie sound is heard coming from beyond the horizon*

What's that coming over the hill?! Is it a monster?!...

...Is it an approaching army?!

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Iberian Dominion wrote:What's that coming over the hill?! Is it a monster?!...

...Is it an approaching army?!

No, it's just me and the hordes...

- The monster is Raptor Jezus

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No, it's just me and the hordes...

- The monster is Raptor Jezus

Can you imagine if Raptor Jezus actually started resurrecting dinosaurs...

...ZOMBIE DINOSAURS!!

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Marli wrote:Can you imagine if Raptor Jezus actually started resurrecting dinosaurs...

...ZOMBIE DINOSAURS!!

I could do that, but I won't - It would be terribly and excessively messy! - I mean that's a potentially Apocalyptic scenario!!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I could do that, but I won't - It would be terribly and excessively messy! - I mean that's a potentially Apocalyptic scenario!!

You've changed since you were me! - Perhaps inhabiting the soft, pale, weak, and squidgy body of the descendants of damned dirty apes; themselves the descendants of the little rodent-like creatures we used to stomp on when you were me has changed us?! - Well not me!! *ROARS LOUDLY*

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Raptor Jezus wrote:You've changed since you were me! - Perhaps inhabiting the soft, pale, weak, and squidgy body of the descendants of damned dirty apes; themselves the descendants of the little rodent-like creatures we used to stomp on when you were me has changed us?! - Well not me!! *ROARS LOUDLY*

Well, the descendants of the dinosaurs are lame.

It went from "The raptors are chasing me! We're doomed!" to "Not my sandwich, you filthy pigeon!".

It's like every "Jurrasic park"-sequel. Every iteration the dinosaurs lose some more of their street cred.

You used to be cool, but you turned into a tool!

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Alekseandrea wrote:Well, the descendants of the dinosaurs are lame.

It went from "The raptors are chasing me! We're doomed!" to "Not my sandwich, you filthy pigeon!".

It's like every "Jurrasic park"-sequel. Every iteration the dinosaurs lose some more of their street cred.

You used to be cool, but you turned into a tool!

Not very stealthy, either.

Good target practice.

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Marli wrote:Can you imagine if Raptor Jezus actually started resurrecting dinosaurs...

...ZOMBIE DINOSAURS!!

Psh. Wake me up when we have a velociraptor with boxing gloves.

Alekseandrea

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Psh. Wake me up when we have a velociraptor with boxing gloves.

You mean like this? -

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/16/164924/2293009-alex_tek_692.jpg

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Raptor Jezus wrote:You mean like this? -

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/16/164924/2293009-alex_tek_692.jpg

this is it, getting my Uratio and that Trident Mk11 Heavy Tank. (manufactured in Horsea, nicknamed the 6 barrels of hell)

[meta: I'm not kidding you, it is literally the 6 barrels of hell, combined with Horsean Serf Spam, it will take a planet within days, if not hours, and probably a million dead, from one battle]

[spoiler= Trident Heavy Tank ]

One "Culverin Mk7" main gun (anti armour)

<energy weapon>

Two "Slinger Mk 2" RPG launchers (built in fabricators, also anti armour)

<explosives>

Two "Devil's Spit Mk5" machine gun

(anti personnel)

<energy weapon>

One "Smiter Mk2" mortar

<energy weapon>

20cm standard Horsean armour

Basic deflectors

8 modified transformers in two arrays of 4 each that electrocutes anyone within 6 meters.

Other nicknames: The Terror, Mobile Bunker, Hell Bringer, Fortress of Doom and others

[/spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

That is the official statement.

The reality is that there are at least 3 incidents that I am aware of that were handled poorly.

The first was on the opening day when an attendee started posting anti-Jewish comments. Badger and others requested that the person be banned. Their request was ignored until the outcry became too much.

The second was this afternoon when there was an online fight between two attendees in a public channel. Instead of stopping the argument and having the people take it to a private place, the moderators ignored the fight, even after it became very nasty with accusations and outside logs being thrown about.

The third incident was this evening. An attendee was banned from the NSWF server with no explanation and having done nothing wrong in any public area. When a number of people asked for an explanation, they were met with silence for over an hour, then were told to “please pardon as we interrupt everyone’s evening/morning plans around the globe in order to format something thoroughly addressing this.” This condescending reply was unacceptable given that the moderators obviously knew the reason for the ban and given the level of the outcry.

At this point we realized that the moderators were not capable of doing their basic job of keeping the Fair a safe place for all attendees. It had become a toxic environment with no consistently applied rules. It was obvious that they were incapable of properly addressing any harassment.

In short, it was not a place or event that I would like to see The West Pacific associated with.

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...and back to our RMB where we have good stuff like resurrected dinosaurs, zombi-saviors, interstellar wars and good old fashioned ignorant belligerence!

Huzzah!

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The United Kingdoms Of Calradia wrote:

That is the official statement.

The reality is that there are at least 3 incidents that I am aware of that were handled poorly.

The first was on the opening day when an attendee started posting anti-Jewish comments. Badger and others requested that the person be banned. Their request was ignored until the outcry became too much.

Yeah. I'm offended.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:...and back to our RMB where we have good stuff like resurrected dinosaurs, zombi-saviors, interstellar wars and good old fashioned ignorant belligerence!

Huzzah!

[sub]Let us test that ignorant belligerence...[/sub]☃

🎉Announcing the release of our latest poll!🎊

...'tis the Season afterall!🎄🎁🛍🎅

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Raptor Jezus wrote:You mean like this? -

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/16/164924/2293009-alex_tek_692.jpg

Yeah, that's the one!

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Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Yeah, that's the one!

Love the color of the gloves . . . very cosmopolitan.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:...and back to our RMB where we have good stuff like resurrected dinosaurs, zombi-saviors, interstellar wars and good old fashioned ignorant belligerence!

Huzzah!

Ahhh Spuddles. Putting the ignorance in the RMB for village idiots everywhere.

Huzzah!

M.

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I'm sure Parrona can pull through this...

[spoiler= Unless... ]

Horsean Federation declares war on Eakiran Federation. (a war, which, was in no way engineered by a secret organisation that seeks to control every planet through easily corrupted despots.)

A loose coalition of Social Democrats, the Reiksguard, Communists and Democrats in Salmonan declares war on Visari after he nationalises the Salmonian economy.

U.N.E. plunges into civil war...yet again.

Snakkran communists up in revolt.

[/spoiler]

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[sub]Let us test that ignorant belligerence...[/sub]☃

🎉Announcing the release of our latest poll!🎊

...'tis the Season afterall!🎄🎁🛍🎅

No "None of the Above" option for those of us who hate the holidays?

:c

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