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Culveria wrote:*charges a punch and punches it turning it to mashed potata*

Dinner time everyone! Come and get it.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Esperossa wrote:Interesting admissions.

DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH I NEVER SAID THAT YOU LYING *BLEEP*

Culveria wrote:im not banishing jzj. im banishing spaghetti monster. and i am not self proclaimed i am Draconos god of culveria and all dragons

these are my true words

It's true. I misquoted [nation=culveria]. I should probably be banished.

Culveria wrote:I AM 8!!!!

Esperossa, Phytophthora Infestans

*places a post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

POTATOGION!!! YOU DARE COMMIT THIS BLASPHEMY AS WELL!!!

Culveria wrote:I AM 16!!!!

my true words must be said twice i guess

Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*places another post*

I do think the correct word is…*ahem*…HERESY!

Oh does it feel good to say that again.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

there are people of lies here. disgraceful. [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation] bring shame to spiritus

Why you little...

Why you little...

Why you little...

Culveria wrote:there are awesome people here. disgraceful. [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation] bring respect to spiritus

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

POTATOGION!!!!!! *planet [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] starts to rumble violently*

Culveria wrote:there are people of lies here. disgraceful. [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation] bring shame to spiritus

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

I have cause for concern....

Will Spam take over from cheese as our regional favourite side-dish?

C-c-c-could it even get SO out of control that it threatens even the mighty potato! itself ???

*aghast!*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I have cause for concern....

Will Spam take over from cheese as our regional favourite side-dish?

C-c-c-could it even get SO out of control that it threatens even the mighty potato! itself ???

*aghast!*

whats a potato?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I have cause for concern....

Will Spam take over from cheese as our regional favourite side-dish?

C-c-c-could it even get SO out of control that it threatens even the mighty potato! itself ???

*aghast!*

I HOPE NOT!

*places another post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

I want to stop reading the RMB so bad...but you guys keep coming up with hilarious bs to make me keep reading. I guess 10/10 you guys.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Audriany, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2

Faulknation wrote:I want to stop reading the RMB so bad...but you guys keep coming up with hilarious bs to make me keep reading. I guess 10/10 you guys.

You're welcome.

*places a post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*kicks all the posts at [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] hitting him in the face*

Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I have cause for concern....

Will Spam take over . . .*aghast!*

Its aaaa-llll-iiiiiiiiivvve!

Welcome back Spudly.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Faulknation wrote:I want to stop reading the RMB so bad...but you guys keep coming up with hilarious bs to make me keep reading. I guess 10/10 you guys.

I want it to stop.

Wait I did not post.

Wait.

Oh boy.

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:there are people of lies here. disgraceful. [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation] bring shame to spiritus

You're easier to bait than Donald Trump. Do you have small hands too?

Matrixulated, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Esperossa wrote:You're easier to bait than Donald Trump. Do you have small hands too?

you are the one that is antagonizing me, its not my fault i have mental anger issues, its not my fault your a f###ing B*TCH THAT WONT STOP PUSHING ME!!!!!!

and fyi i am 6'4 and have huge hands. i hate trump. dont compare me to him

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Culveria wrote:theres a reason your a lost colony [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation]. no one wants to find you

(raises hand slowly)

Esperossa

Culveria wrote:its not my fault your a f###ing B*TCH

That escalated quickly. I think under the circumstances, I should resign my post as ambassadress. I'm obviously not qualified for the position. Thank you all for your hospitality. I've enjoyed my time here in Spiritus.

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

Esperossa wrote:That escalated quickly. I think under the circumstances, I should resign my post as ambassadress. I'm obviously not qualified for the position. Thank you all for your hospitality. I've enjoyed my time here in Spiritus.

you dont have to leave just learn not to mess with me i anger easily

Esperossa wrote:you're :P

and do not be a grammar nazi to me please. i just dont feel like being grammatically correct

thank you [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation]

i took back what i said about you being a lot colony. i apologize about it

Culveria wrote:*kicks all the posts at [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] hitting him in the face*

*replaces all the posts*

Also, this is just a game. No need to become infuriated.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

oh shush [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]

*places another post*

I shall shush.

*places yet another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

I shall shush.

*places yet another post*

*turns all posts into pizza*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*takes all the pizzas*

Yum. I can feed my people for an eternity.

*replaces all the pizzas with posts*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*turns pizzas back into posts*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

i just doubled the number of posts

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*releases all the posts*

Thanks.

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

OKAY SLOW DOWN ON THE POSTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Salaxalans wrote:OKAY SLOW DOWN ON THE POSTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

You mean "for the love of [nation=Culveria], right?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Esperossa wrote:You mean "for the love of [nation=Culveria], right?

HERESY

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Esperossa wrote:You mean "for the love of [nation=Culveria], right?

Aotan wrote:HERESY

YOUR RIGHT! FOR THE LOVE OF[nation=short]POTATO JESUS CHRIST[/nation]!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Aotan wrote:[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation], [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], [nation=short]Audriany[/nation], [nation=short]THE_GREAT_POTATO_EMPIRE[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], [nation=short]Ythapitan[/nation], [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]The_Pie_Islands[/nation], [nation=short]Shambo[/nation], [nation=short]Consigahria[/nation]

New map :D

THE LINK: http://i.imgur.com/D2ydfKJ.png

(Not important) Notification: Also, there will soon be another map update due to people claiming the same land (3 claimed the Caribbean Islands :D) and some not specifying their colours.

Also, ADDRESSING AUDRIANY, colonies will come soon, don't worry :D

Finally, ADDRESSING SALAXALANS, would it be possible to have a link to the map in the World Factbook Entry? That way I won't have to message everyone to notify them of a new update, and everyone won't have to trawl through 50 notifications trying to find my message.

Also, (yes I lied about it being finally, sorry :( ), ADDRESSING EVERYONE, please tell anyone wishing to claim on the map to telegram me with their provinces and their nation colour. I know Audriany has been helping out a lot (thanks ;) ).

Can i expand down the eastcoast on North America when we start increasing territory size

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Great Potato Empire wrote:Can i expand down the eastcoast on North America when we start increasing territory size

Sure, but the immediate priority is to get everyone on the map :)

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:i am 2!

Seriously. ...................

The Conch kingdom and a coalition of other nations is liberating an oppressed region tonight, glory shall follow us!(Wish me luck)

Matrixulated

Antartican Rp2 wrote:The Conch kingdom and a coalition of other nations is liberating an oppressed region tonight, glory shall follow us!(Wish me luck)

Good luck.

*places another post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:Good luck.

*places another post*

I have to not sleep tonight to do it though.......

SOMEONE STOLE MY ALARM CLOCK AND I MISSED THE OPERATION

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

*Enters*

What is up my dudes? :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Nothing really.

Just bragging about my Napoleon Total War game.

Matrixulated

For those interested:

"The Spiritus's zombie survival guide" v1.01 is online!

While there hasn't changed much, I'm proud to announce that the "Nationstates"-version (finally) has a proper layout.

You can easily read it now!

For those interested:

[list]

[*]Nationstates version

[*]Nationstates version with "why the guide was made" and changelog

[*]The "Spiritus's forum"-version (account on Spiritus's forum needed to watch): [/url]http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30063448/1/?x=0#post10007876[/url]

[/list]

Feedback is welcome.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Diplomats are sent to Audriany and Aotan.

It is Saturday, my fellow Spirituans.

https://youtu.be/du-TY1GUFGk?t=2s

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Diplomats are sent to Audriany and Aotan.

Now what do you want?

Matrixulated

Trade deals, that's all.

Audriany wrote:Now what do you want?

Parrona wrote:Trade deals, that's all.

Are you sure?Last time we accepted your deals,it all went down with a war.

I hereby declare this man a coward.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Are you sure?Last time we accepted your deals,it all went down with a war.

I hereby declare this man a coward.

*picks up sword*I only surrender because our economy was not meant for long wars*picks up telegram*more winged hussars?at least that's something.

~~~Map Update~~~

Summoning: [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation], [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], [nation=short]Audriany[/nation], [nation=short]THE_GREAT_POTATO_EMPIRE[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], [nation=short]Ythapitan[/nation], [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]The_Pie_Islands[/nation], [nation=short]Shambo[/nation], [nation=short]Consigahria[/nation], [nation=short]Parrona[/nation], [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]Caocuratia[/nation], [nation=short]Esperossa[/nation]

Link: http://i.imgur.com/RyMbyvK.png

No colonies yet, don't panic [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] and [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] :D

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ythapitan

*diplomat places a flag on the map where Singapore should be*

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:*diplomat places a flag on the map where Singapore should be*

*Aotan diplomat places flag on map where Denmark should be* :D

Long live Aotan!

You stay on your side and I do the same, and we don't need to cripple ourselves.

Aotan wrote:*Aotan diplomat places flag on map where Denmark should be* :D

Long live Aotan!

Potatogion wrote:What kind of spaghetti monster?
One with great meaty balls of fire (in a tomato and chilli sauce)?!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

Post self-deleted by Aotan.

Parrona wrote:You stay on your side and I do the same, and we don't need to cripple ourselves.

Wow, quite hostile. I suppose the Cavolian war is still quite recent...

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:The one that makes spurious posts.

And is dragon-proof.

And is potato immune.

But mainly the inveterate post-spammer variety.

M.

Parrona wrote:JZJ?

Does sound kind of like me, but I don't think that was what was meant...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:The limit is 30 provinces...
I will send you a telegram to stake my claim on this map of yours...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

General message to everyone, I am getting stricter on map claims (as the map is becoming more and more populous :D ), so please don't be offended if I reject your claim :)

Also, I am more tolerant of oversized claims if they contain a single real world country, though I still reserve the right to reject an oversized claim even if it lies within a single real world country (so claiming Russia won't work :D ).

If you would like to make an appeal, please speak to [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] - I trust him/her to make the final judgement :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Aotan wrote:. . . If you would like to make an appeal, please speak to [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] - I trust him/her to make the final judgement :)

. . . aaaaand there goes the neighborhood!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:For those interested:

"The Spiritus's zombie survival guide" v1.01 is online! . . .

Splendid work!

If only NationStates had a Pulitzer prize or something . . . or we here in Spiritus at least, had some accolade deserving of such a splendid work.

You hear me [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]???

It's Golden Potato award time!

Give credit where credit is due!

M.

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans

Aotan I prefer "The Republic of Caocuratia". The "ready like red" shtick is just to grab an easter egg. its temporary

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:no your [nation=short]Free Ezkanteia[/nation] not [nation=short]Escanthea[/nation]

I'm Escanthea's puppet, dude.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

[nation=short]Aotan[/nation] you can be the one to make final decisions, it's your map! :D You'd know better than I would how it should work.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:Wow, quite hostile. I suppose the Cavolian war is still quite recent...

The citizens are sore about it, if this goes on, some person with a swastika might come in..............................................

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:*picks up sword*I only surrender because our economy was not meant for long wars*picks up telegram*more winged hussars?at least that's something.

(picks up telegram)

My OLD GUARD arrived.So did my NEW GUARD.Now shoo before I make you.

Matrixulated

Aotan wrote:General message to everyone, I am getting stricter on map claims (as the map is becoming more and more populous :D ), so please don't be offended if I reject your claim :)

Also, I am more tolerant of oversized claims if they contain a single real world country, though I still reserve the right to reject an oversized claim even if it lies within a single real world country (so claiming Russia won't work :D ).

If you would like to make an appeal, please speak to [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] - I trust him/her to make the final judgement :)

Is Audriany beside me?

Audriany wrote:(picks up telegram)

My OLD GUARD arrived.So did my NEW GUARD.Now shoo before I make you.

Summon the 1st interstellar fleet!

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Summon the 1st interstellar fleet!

Sure you have that.

I HAVE IT.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Sure you have that.

I HAVE IT.

I HAVE MORE!

Matrixulated

Your scientifical advancement is way smaller than mine.

You probably have horses.

Tell me the truth.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Your scientifical advancement is way smaller than mine.

You probably have horses.

Tell me the truth.

I THROW NS STATS OUT OF THE WINDOWS!

I use Stellaris as my guide and I discovered tachyon lances long ago!

Matrixulated

I have a big Battlecruiser that will destroy your nation.

You are dead now.

Matrixulated

Point defence/tachyon lances/ hypershields/jump drives/horses.............I have the whole package that technology has to offer beyond FTL and before FTL

Audriany wrote:I have a big Battlecruiser that will destroy your nation.

You are dead now.

We are still alive! Now die at the hands of our fallen empire allies and us!

Matrixulated

???

69 minutes of silence?

Awwww shucks!

Just when it was getting interesting . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:???

69 minutes of silence?

Awwww shucks!

Just when it was getting interesting . . .

M.

2nd,4th,8th,12th and 14th interstellar fleet are deployed to escort REASON..............wait why am I telling you this, stay out of this "skirmish" with a minor power on the galactic stage.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:2nd,4th,8th,12th and 14th interstellar fleet are deployed to escort REASON..............wait why am I telling you this, stay out of this "skirmish" with a minor power on the galactic stage.

"Bollocks!"

* rips OFF officially-licensed #pray4[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] team t-shirt in outrage! *

"Muppet!"

* puts ON a bootlegged [nation=short]audriany[/nation]'s 'Galactic Dream Team 2016' hoody*

Now, back to that thrilling "skirmish" . . .

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands

Matrixulated wrote:"Bollocks!"

* rips OFF officially-licensed #pray4[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] team t-shirt in outrage! *

"Muppet!"

* puts ON a bootlegged [nation=short]audriany[/nation]'s 'Galactic Dream Team 2016' hoody*

Now, back to that thrilling "skirmish" . . .

M.

This is the point where Potatagion shouts

HERESY

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Does anyone here play "cyber nations"?

I wonder if it's worth playing.

Legendus, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:Does anyone here play "cyber nations"?

I wonder if it's worth playing.

I tried it, once, a couple of months ago, wondering whether it would be like NS. I personally wouldn't recommend it, but who am I to say that? I quit after the first thirty minutes.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Does anyone here play "cyber nations"?

I wonder if it's worth playing.

Idk, for me it wasn't as flexible as NationStates. It had a lot of in-depth stats that you had to pay attention to and... well, it might be more realistic, but I think NS is a little bit more open. I tried it for a week(?) before giving up.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Firing REASON...........3....................2............wait,is Audriany on the same planet..............no?.....................okay........refiring REASON.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Legendus wrote:Idk, for me it wasn't as flexible as NationStates. It had a lot of in-depth stats that you had to pay attention to and... well, it might be more realistic, but I think NS is a little bit more open. I tried it for a week(?) before giving up.

Woah!

That is like a word for word description of my nephew's internet browser history versus his real-life dating adventures!

M.

*whispers*

(Don't tell Spudly I told you, he's fragile.)

Legendus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Woah!

That is like a word for word description of my nephew's internet browser history versus his real-life dating adventures!

M.

*whispers*

(Don't tell Spudly I told you, he's fragile.)

Hey, Spudly, don't worry about it. So what if the most meaningful relationship of your life is a simulation operating at minimum capacity?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Caocuratia wrote:Aotan I prefer "The Republic of Caocuratia". The "ready like red" shtick is just to grab an easter egg. its temporary

Sorry, I am unable to change it (at least at this time), as the program I use doesn't let me undo text :(

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan, could you put a note near the coast of Somalia (still in the sea) that it is a 'Masylvanan Mercenary NAP zone' please?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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Written by Refuge Isle.