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Unreal Banter wrote:Hi there! I am the leader of Unreal Banter from the West Pacific. I have been assigned as ambassador to your region for the West Pacific and wanted to introduce myself. I look forward to be working with your nation and you WA Delegate in the coming weeks!

Have a great day! :)

-The Commonwealth of Unreal Banter

ok, just a quick word of advice. DO NOT trust the RMB to be taken seriously, it is kind of a mudslinging area at the moment. I would suggest doing what Alekseandrea says and use the forums.

Anyways, have fun with our crazy nation!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Unreal Banter.

Post self-deleted by Unreal Banter.

Faulknation wrote:ok, just a quick word of advice. DO NOT trust the RMB to be taken seriously, it is kind of a mudslinging area at the moment. I would suggest doing what Alekseandrea says and use the forums.

Anyways, have fun with our crazy nation!

Thanks for the advice! I just registered on your forums and look forward to be officially recognized and maintain hopefully peaceful relations for months to come!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

It was so important that he had to say it three times. Boy do I love that bug.

Faulknation

Just bypassed the school's firewall, heheheh

Matrixulated

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Just bypassed the school's firewall, heheheh

uhhhhhhh, should we be worried?

Faulknation wrote:uhhhhhhh, should we be worried?

moderately,(laugh's slightly malicious)

The Salaxalans

*takes out a dagger*"if he doesn't realise that I am annoyed, I will make him get my point."

Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:uhhhhhhh, should we be worried?

no dont be worried. its nothing

Antartican Rp2 wrote:moderately,(laugh's slightly malicious)

*preps nukes* ok, I am moderately ready *finger above launch button starts twitching*

IT IS FINALLY HERE!

EMPIRE TOTAL WAR AND NAPOLEON TOTAL WAR!

...

CHEER FOR ME!!!

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:IT IS FINALLY HERE!

EMPIRE TOTAL WAR AND NAPOLEON TOTAL WAR!

...

CHEER FOR ME!!!

Never!

Faulknation wrote:*preps nukes* ok, I am moderately ready *finger above launch button starts twitching*

SIGHTLY TREMBLE! I am the all mediocre Antartican republic!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation

Post self-deleted by Faulknation.

Antartican Rp2 wrote:SIGHTLY TREMBLE! I am the all mediocre Antartican republic!

I like your flag

*drops a pile of posts on you*

Matrixulated, Antartican Rp2

Audriany wrote:IT IS FINALLY HERE!

EMPIRE TOTAL WAR AND NAPOLEON TOTAL WAR!

...

CHEER FOR ME!!!

everyone get your WMD's ready *aims all nukes ,other than the ones pointing at Antartican rp2, at Audriany along with every other weapon available

Russinadia wrote:I like your flag

*drops a pile of posts on you*

Postman save me! And thank you.

The Salaxalans

can we have a dedicated *Postman* who whenever people get behind he can sum up everything and/or save them in general?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

*lowers dagger and takes out an axe*

Parrona wrote:*lowers dagger and takes out an axe*

Shia lebouf appears.

Matrixulated

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Shia lebouf appears.

you look behind you *whispers* it's Shia Lebouf

I have a bigger point to make.

Faulknation wrote:you look behind you *whispers* it's Shia Lebouf

Knawing off your leg, quiet quiet.

Parrona wrote:*takes out a dagger*"if he doesn't realise that I am annoyed, I will make him get my point."

who?

Faulknation wrote:can we have a dedicated *Postman* who whenever people get behind he can sum up everything and/or save them in general?

They should be called the fool, because they have to read through +100 posts.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Knawing off your leg, quiet quiet.

*Panicky voice* You're caught in a bear trap

*turns around*who is this?

Russinadia wrote:They should be called the fool, because they have to read through +100 posts.

you're not wrong, but would you rather do that.

:c

well then.

Anyone playing the game(s)?

okay what foolishness is happening?

Culveria wrote:okay what foolishness is happening?

All of it.

who needs slaughtered?

Faulknation wrote:you're not wrong, but would you rather do that.

I can barely follow this chat, how would I be able to explain it all? I think we should just leave it up to the people who want to know what's going on to figure it out themselves.

The Salaxalans

i need to slaughter [nation=short]Antartican rp2[/nation]?

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Culveria wrote:i need to slaughter [nation=short]Antartican rp2[/nation]?

Probably yes.

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

503 messages,what the actual hell was happening here during my absence :D is it me or do i smell ...some.....REVOLUTION ?!?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

REVOLUTION!

*begins to flail arms wildly*

IT HAS BEGUN!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Maytreya, The Pie Islands

Russinadia wrote:REVOLUTION!

*begins to flail arms wildly*

IT HAS BEGUN!

*stabs Russinadia in the neck with a syringe of morphine*

*places another post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia, Faulknation, Maytreya, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Parrona wrote:tri colors?

MY FLAG IS WORTH SOMETHING!

*collapses*

*drags a sack of potatos into a corner*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia, Maytreya, Phytophthora Infestans

*runs into corner*

*places another post*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Parrona wrote:Probably yes.

okay *pulls out staff with a metal dragons head on the end with a red orb in its mouth and it starts to glow as i point it at [nation=short]Antartican rp2[/nation]* any last words?

Matrixulated, Russinadia

*switches aim towards [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* you settle down before i destroy you. the only revolution that will happen is me overthrowing [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]

Russinadia, Maytreya

*drags russinadia into corner*

Russinadia

Culveria wrote:*switches aim towards [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* you settle down before i destroy you. the only revolution that will happen is me overthrowing [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]

Russinadia is calm. He's also probably addicted to morphine.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*drops a post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

who wishes to help me overthrow [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?

I'll watch.

*grabs popcorn*

*drops a post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:*drops a post*

ENOUGH POSTS!!!! *obliterates [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] with blast from staff*

Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:ENOUGH POSTS!!!! *obliterates [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] with blast from staff*

*regrows*

*drops another post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:who wishes to help me overthrow [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?

Well,if it is to rid us of the annoying blob, yes!

Parrona wrote:Well,if it is to rid us of the annoying blob, yes!

of course. the spaghetti monster is a nuisance. who else?

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:of course. the spaghetti monster is a nuisance. who else?

What kind of spaghetti monster? Flying or grounded?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:What kind of spaghetti monster? Flying or grounded?

both.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

whichever is more annoying

Culveria wrote:of course. the spaghetti monster is a nuisance. who else?

Potatogion wrote:What kind of spaghetti monster? Flying or grounded?

Culveria wrote:both.

Culveria wrote:whichever is more annoying

The one that makes spurious posts.

And is dragon-proof.

And is potato immune.

But mainly the inveterate post-spammer variety.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

JZJ?

Matrixulated wrote:The one that makes spurious posts.

And is dragon-proof.

And is potato immune.

But mainly the inveterate post-spammer variety.

M.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

i can still banish it from existence ya know

Matrixulated

Unreal Banter wrote:Hi there! I am the leader of Unreal Banter from the West Pacific. I have been assigned as ambassador to your region for the West Pacific and wanted to introduce myself. I look forward to be working with your nation and you WA Delegate in the coming weeks!

Have a great day! :)

-The Commonwealth of Unreal Banter

Very appropriate.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

This recent turn of events has been doing me a real big frighten.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Blame [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].

He said he didn't mind . . .

(Shouldn't you try to fix the problem instead of lecturing me? Hypocrite. And I at least tried. Can you say the same?)

? ? ?

Err . . . umm . . . eh?

I can say the same.

I'm totally with you [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], I tried too!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

I'm falling asleep in class after only getting 5 hours of sleep last night. zzzzzzz

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:JZJ?

Culveria wrote:i can still banish it from existence ya know

* NO! *

You are clearly delusional. A common trait amongst self-proclaimed 'gods'.

Go ahead though, try and banish JayZeeJay, I dare you!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

OKAY my opinion might have changed a bit. Tone it down on the amount of posts, that's what the forums are for! :D Plus we have games and stuff. And government. And stuff.

Also, any of you played Air Brawl on Steam?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

The Salaxalans wrote:OKAY my opinion might have changed a bit. Tone it down on the amount of posts, that's what the forums are for! :D Plus we have games and stuff. And government. And stuff.

Also, any of you played Air Brawl on Steam?

There is the mind controlling alien, get him!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*tightens tinfoil hat*

*drops another post*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Matrixulated wrote:* NO! *

You are clearly delusional. A common trait amongst self-proclaimed 'gods'.

Go ahead though, try and banish JayZeeJay, I dare you!

M.

im not banishing jzj. im banishing spaghetti monster. and i am not self proclaimed i am Draconos god of culveria and all dragons

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

i like jzj hes cool

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

also overthrowing [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:im not banishing jzj. im banishing spaghetti monster. and i am not self proclaimed i am Draconos god of culveria and all dragons

With a bad punctuation.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:With a bad punctuation.

*kicks parrona in the gut* shut it

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:*tightens tinfoil hat*

*drops another post*

Didn't you abandon this world?

You took your whole nation on a space exodus to a potato planet, right?

How are you making all these posts?

Do you have Verizon 4G? Sprint?

Great signal strength spudman.

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:*kicks parrona in the gut* shut it

*shut it.

*Parrona

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Matrixulated wrote:Didn't you abandon this world?

You took your whole nation on a space exodus to a potato planet, right?

How are you making all these posts?

Do you have Verizon 4G? Sprint?

Great signal strength spudman.

M.

I have Google fiber optic with LTE. It lets me send signals over light years.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Consigahria wrote:Sorry, I know I'm a little late, but could I have perhaps just a bit more land? Nearly 20 billion to accommodate, you know.

The limit is 30 provinces. Thanks for sending me a telegram and replying to my RMB post.

This is what the current map looks like: http://i.imgur.com/D2ydfKJ.png

This is your proposed claim: http://imgur.com/a/53ITF

That is totally unfair. Limits are limits. You are on the limit, and regardless of your population, you cannot claim half the map.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Potatogion wrote:*shut it.

*Parrona

[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] ill destroy that planet i gave you!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] ill destroy that planet i gave you!!

That's rude. I'm just trying to educate people on proper grammar, one person at a time.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:I have Google fiber optic with LTE. It lets me send signals over light years.

I swear Google fibre was scrapped?

Aotan wrote:I swear Google fibre was scrapped?

If it was, I wouldn't know. I am many light years away from earth.

Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:That's rude. I'm just trying to educate people on proper grammar, one person at a time.

I know proper grammar I'm just too lazy to use it all of the time.

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:I know proper grammar I'm just too lazy to use it all of the time.

Use a semicolon when combining a main and a subordinate clause.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:Use a semicolon when combining a main and a subordinate clause.

*@Potatogions potato planet rumbles as if about to destruct* enough correcting me or you shall lose it

Culveria wrote:*@Potatogions potato planet rumbles as if about to destruct* enough correcting me or you shall lose it

Fiiiine. It's just fun to help people with their grammar.

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:Fiiiine. It's just fun to help people with their grammar.

*places another post*

*the planet settles* good *kicks the post and it hits [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] in the face*

Faulknation

*places another post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:*places another post*

you keep setting them and ill keep kicking them at [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] *kicks the post and it hits [nation=short]Aotan[/nation]*

Phytophthora Infestans

*places a post*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

*keeps kicking the posts at [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] as they are placed*

Phytophthora Infestans

*places more posts*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

did we kill [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] by doing this? hes gotten quiet

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:did we kill [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] by doing this? hes gotten quiet

Throws a 1 ton (yes, the Imperial ton) POTATA at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation].

Parrona, Phytophthora Infestans

Aotan wrote:Throws a 1 ton (yes, the Imperial ton) POTATA at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation].

*charges a punch and punches it turning it to mashed potata*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:im not banishing jzj. im banishing spaghetti monster. and i am not self proclaimed i am twelve years old, Draconos god of culveria and all dragons

Interesting admissions.

Phytophthora Infestans

*the one punch man theme plays as the mashed potata scatters*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Parrona, Phytophthora Infestans

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