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Region: Spiritus

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Sons Of Culveria wrote:your soul

Sorry i don't have a soul

But we do have a variety of different ones.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Battlegrounds

The Parron Republic wrote:Fixed.

Some sanity, please.

I don't understand.

The Salaxalans

Itrosomia wrote:I don't understand.

parrona doesnt understand there is no sanity in this place

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:BZAAP!

🍣🍣🍣🍣

Brain sushi

Your total is ¥1329

**Waves hand - Money appears in your pockets** 💴💴💴💴💴

Sons Of Culveria wrote:your soul

You know, I was beginning to like you; you were growing on me (like so many other unsightly abominations), but I was under the impression that souls around here; in Spiritus, belong to me - Those in your region, I'm sure, belong to you...

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Waves hand - Money appears in your pockets** 💴💴💴💴💴You know, I was beginning to like you; you were growing on me (like so many other unsightly abominations), but I was under the impression that souls around here; in Spiritus, belong to me - Those in your region, I'm sure, belong to you...

you eat brains

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:parrona doesnt understand there is no sanity in this place

That's why I need it.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you eat brains

Blasphemy!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you eat brains

Of course he eats brains he's ZOMBIE jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Waves hand - Money appears in your pockets** 💴💴💴💴💴You know, I was beginning to like you; you were growing on me (like so many other unsightly abominations), but I was under the impression that souls around here; in Spiritus, belong to me - Those in your region, I'm sure, belong to you...

Have a nice day!

Make sure to rate us to get a free cactus with your next visit!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:CAFÉ ITROSOMIA IS NOW OPEN

PLACE YOUR ORDER HERE PLEASE

I would like anything really. Surprise me.

The Battlegrounds wrote:I would like anything really. Surprise me.

*hands faulk a fried potato person chopped up into potato person fries*

The Battlegrounds wrote:I would like anything really. Surprise me.

Sorry for the wait but this takes forever to make

BZAAP!!

🍽🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🍍🍅🍆🍞🍯🍠🌽🌶🧀🍗🍖🍤🍳🍝🍕🌭🍟🍔🌮🌯🍜🍲🍥🍚🍙🍛🍱🍣🍘🍢🍡🍧🍨🍬🍮🎂🍰🍦🍭🍫🍿🍩🍪🍹🍸🍷🍺🍾🍶🍵☕️🍼

Thank you for ordering the GRAND CHALLENGE

Eat it in under 5 seconds to get it free

Otherwise your bill is ₩8297769176969197697619

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry for the wait but this takes forever to make

BZAAP!!

Thank you for ordering the GRAND CHALLENGE

Eat it in under 5 seconds to get it free

Otherwise your bill is 8297769176969197697619

Whoops, no free meal for me. Here you go. *slaps down all of the money*

Fruit salad please!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potato salad, of course!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

If I could have just one wish, I would like a tasty fish. Maybe eat a bit with the dolphins; terribly nice folk. Not too fond of being drunk, a trait they share with glasses of water.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'll take some toast. Raw, please, not cooked.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Potato salad, of course!

Huzzah!

That's cannibalism!

You monster!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Sorry everyone but I had to deal with a problem in the kitchen. (The eggs were having a nuclear war with the bacon)

Herse your meal everyone

MEGA-BZAAAAAP!!!!!!

🍞

🐠🐟🐡

🍵

🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🍍

Sorry for the wait.

As a bonus have some donuts 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry everyone but I had to deal with a problem in the kitchen. (The eggs were having a nuclear war with the bacon)

Herse your meal everyone

MEGA-BZAAAAAP!!!!!!

🍞

🐠🐟🐡

🍵

🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🍍

Sorry for the wait.

As a bonus have some donuts 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

No more donuts *urp* I ate them all

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I've discovered HERESY most foul!

The option dragon has more supporters than the potato option!

What treachery is this?

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I've discovered HERESY most foul!

The option dragon has more supporters than the potato option!

What treachery is this?

Considering that even a human could beat a potato, peel it and eat it...... I say that I'm not surprised that a dragon will win.

Alekseandrea, Holy Donkeyland

The Parron Republic wrote:Considering that *censored* a *censored* could *censored* a potato, *censored*..... I say that I'm not surprised that *censored* will win.

A non-existing winged saurion would be annihilated by the sheer awesome of the POTATO!

Also, potatoes aren't fictional.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Voting Bloc 1

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

The Salaxalans, Itrosomia, Voting Bloc 1

Alekseandrea wrote:A non-existing winged saurion would be annihilated by the sheer awesome of the POTATO!

Also, potatoes aren't fictional.

sure they are; they're a figment of your imagination

(i was going to say that they're a digment of your imagination but i wasn't sure anyone would understand it)

Alekseandrea, Voting Bloc 1

Alekseandrea wrote:I've discovered HERESY most foul!

The option dragon has more supporters than the potato option!

What treachery is this?

HA HA!

MY PUPPETEER AND I HAVE TURNED THE TABLES IN FAVOR OF THE POTATOS!

POTATOIANS UNITE!!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Voting Bloc 1, Voting Bloc 4

You shall regret mentioning puppets!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:That's cannibalism!

You monster!

I didn't say I was going to eat it!

Duh!

But who wouldn't want potato salad, if only to look at it's majesty and revere it in all its natural glory?

Now there's your monster!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, Voting Bloc 4

Feel the wrath of my puppets, colonies, dominions and allies!

Landslide Victory incoming!

Matrixulated

Eat 'taters.

Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm off to paint the town red, peeps!

An epic night of wine, women and song, as this is my last weekend as a civilian before I report for my Army BCT next week.

I'll be unable to access NS and the RMB for a while, but I'll try to get on as soon as I can get access. I'll miss y'all....well, some of you....but I'll be back.

This Studly Spud is proud to serve in the US Army, like my father before me, and I'm honoured to defend the constitution and citizens of The United States of America.

Huzzah!

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'm off to paint the town red, peeps!

An epic night of wine, women and song, as this is my last weekend as a civilian before I report for my Army BCT next week.

I'll be unable to access NS and the RMB for a while, but I'll try to get on as soon as I can get access.  I'll miss y'all....well, some of you....but I'll be back.

This Studly Spud is proud to serve in the US Army, like my father before me, and I'm honoured to defend the constitution and citizens of The United States of America.

Huzzah!

And we're proud of you for serving. Thank you.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Elfshire wrote:sure they are; they're a figment of your imagination

(i was going to say that they're a digment of your imagination but i wasn't sure anyone would understand it)

Yes, but the potatoes don't dissapear when I stop hallucinating.

Superpig0 wrote:HA HA!

MY PUPPETEER AND I HAVE TURNED THE TABLES IN FAVOR OF THE POTATOS!

POTATOIANS UNITE!!

Well done, my fine man/woman/something!

The Parron Republic wrote:Feel the wrath of my puppets, colonies, dominions and allies!

Landslide Victory incoming!

That's hardly sporting.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I didn't say I was going to eat it!

Duh!

But who wouldn't want potato salad, if only to look at it's majesty and revere it in all its natural glory?

Now there's your monster!

Huzzah!

Yes, looking at the corpses of your kin in awe is the sign of a stable mind. *cough* *cough*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'm off to paint the town red, peeps!

An epic night of wine, women and song, as this is my last weekend as a civilian before I report for my Army BCT next week.

I'll be unable to access NS and the RMB for a while, but I'll try to get on as soon as I can get access. I'll miss y'all....well, some of you....but I'll be back.

This Studly Spud is proud to serve in the US Army, like my father before me, and I'm honoured to defend the constitution and citizens of The United States of America.

Huzzah!

Thank you!

We'll miss you randomly shouting "huzzah!"

Here take this potato flavored ice cream to go

🍦

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

I don't know if this makes me an !@#$%^&...

But I am NEVER going to die for my country with it's current goverment.It's not the USA,btw.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:I don't know if this makes me an !@#$%^&...

But I am NEVER going to die for my country with it's current goverment.It's not the USA,btw.

Which country?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

guess

it's eastern european

Audriany wrote:I don't know if this makes me an !@#$%^&...

But I am NEVER going to die for my country with it's current goverment.It's not the USA,btw.

Audriany wrote:guess

it's eastern european

Ehrm...

Somewhere between Frozenlandia and Tundraland?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Audriany wrote:guess

it's eastern european

Russia, the Czech Republic, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Moldova, Croatia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Belarus, Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania, Kosovo or Macedonia?

The Battlegrounds

Superpig0 wrote:Russia, the Czech Republic, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Moldova, Croatia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Belarus, Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania, Kosovo or Macedonia?

...

i said east europe not east AND central europe

Alekseandrea wrote:Ehrm...

Somewhere between Frozenlandia and Tundraland?

Yup,because those are two real !@#$%^& countries...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:Yup,because those are two real !@#$%^& countries...

...

I have still a better grasp of geography than the average American!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

Uhhhhh! Major hangover!

And I'm missing my left eyebrow, no sh*t!

My Uncle says it's a tradition. I think he was the one who did it. Wanker!

I need a nap before Superbowl and getting drunk again.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds

Audriany wrote:guess

it's eastern european

I'll narrow it down to four, in my order of preference....

1) Belarus

2) Ukraine

3) Hungary

4) Romania

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'll narrow it down to four, in my order of preference....

1) Belarus

2) Ukraine

3) Hungary

4) Romania

Huzzah!

ah, you don't like us romanians? shame - i was even going to lend you my ancestors' unstable economy, gypsy caravan, and vampire skewer

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds

Elfshire wrote:ah, you don't like us romanians? shame - i was even going to lend you my ancestors' unstable economy, gypsy caravan, and vampire skewer

i'll take the caravan

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Elfshire wrote:i'm jewish don't force your religion on me

I'm Jewish too and I don't find that offensive so.....

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aw, I missed CAFÉ ITROSOMIA. :'(

My favorite place to eat in Spiritus

*sigh*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Aw, I missed

CAFÉ ITROSOMIA. :'(

My favorite place to eat in Spiritus. *sigh*

Don't worry my friend, there are plenty of Spud-u-Like franchises doing brisk business throughout Spiritus!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Statens

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Don't worry my friend, there are plenty of Spud-u-Like franchises doing brisk business throughout Spiritus!

Huzzah!

yes indeed. there are many potato-themed literary cafes as well, such as Grate Expectations, Much Potado About Nothing and Spud, Not Spuddy

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Legendus wrote:And we're proud of you for serving. Thank you.

I served with Studly's father on several occasions. I wouldn't be alive today if not for his selfless bravery.

He was the greatest man I ever knew, the best soldier I ever bled with, my best friend, a great father, a loving husband, and a proud American who lost his life in service of his country.

Young people in today's world have many reasons not to serve in the military.

Hell, I don't even blame them.

But I know Studly thought long and hard before choosing the US Army.

I wish him strength and fortitude, and have no doubts he will become an excellent soldier, and his Dad will be filled with pride, just as his Mother and I have always been.

M.

p.s. yeah, it was me who shaved-off his eyebrow!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds

. . . and FYI . . . if he passes-out drunk again tonight, before the party ends, I'll be taking his other eyebrow.

Huzzah!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'll narrow it down to four, in my order of preference....

1) Belarus

2) Ukraine

3) Hungary

4) Romania

Huzzah!

Why should Romania be on anyone's favourite list?!

By the way,4th is a bingo.

Alekseandrea wrote:...

I have still a better grasp of geography than the average American!

Well,I can't deny that.You're actually very,very right.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I'm the Warlord of the Hobo Squids people!

Nobody dared to challenge my AWESOME!

MWAHAHAHA!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm the Warlord of the Hobo Squids people!

Nobody dared to challenge my AWESOME!

MWAHAHAHA!

What the heck...

Did you go crazy?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:What the heck...

Did you go crazy?

No more than usual.

It's just healthy gloating.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm the Warlord of the Hobo Squids people!

Nobody dared to challenge my AWESOME!

MWAHAHAHA!

I CHALENGE THEE TO A DUEL!!!!

Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:No more than usual.

It's just healthy gloating.

You're drunk,Alekseandrea,go home.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

this place is just... just no

The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I've discovered HERESY most foul!

The option dragon has more supporters than the potato option!

What treachery is this?

it is Draconosian treachery

i am pleased with the results of the poll

Itrosomia wrote:I CHALENGE THEE TO A DUEL!!!!

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHILD'S CARD GAME!

Audriany wrote:You're drunk,Alekseandrea,go home.

It's true ignoramus, I, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], am the rightful and just inheritor of the mist noble title known as "Warlord of the Hobo Squids".

Ask/blame [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:it is Draconosian treachery

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i am pleased with the results of the poll

A poll filled with puppets...

This reminds me of something...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I CHALENGE THEE TO A DUEL!!!!

Methinks thee hath lost thy mind.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:this place is just... just no

Punctuation!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:it is Draconosian treachery

How dare you forget the one who won you this poll! Me!

My 10 voting blocs, East Mega 1 and 2, Doom Ratille, the drink dispenser, the buffet, the Parron Republic and Falighte Caron helped you with getting the landslide victory.

Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i am pleased with the results of the poll

You owe me a favor!

Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:You owe me a favor!

*hands parron a enchanted sword with a dragon hilt and dragon designs on the blade*

that sword is sheer power. all you have to do is poke something, like a spaceship, and itd be utterly destroyed

just think of what a slash would do

The Parron Republic wrote:

My 10 voting blocs, East Mega 1 and 2, Doom Ratille, the drink dispenser, the buffet, the Parron Republic and Falighte Caron helped you with getting the landslide victory.

I have not revealed more than 10 of my puppets at one go.

Never mind, there's complementary buffet!

ps: I might have taken the biscuits from The Rejected Realms.

The Battlegrounds

Alekseandrea wrote:It's true ignoramus, I, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], am the rightful and just inheritor of the mist noble title known as "Warlord of the Hobo Squids".

Ask/blame [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].

What does Salaxatato have to do with you suddenly turning from a prestigious nation to a dirty bum-squid-thing?

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Methinks thee hath lost thy mind.

Punctuation!

How dare you forget the one who won you this poll! Me!

My 10 voting blocs, East Mega 1 and 2, Doom Ratille, the drink dispenser, the buffet, the Parron Republic and Falighte Caron helped you with getting the landslide victory.

METHINKS THEE DOTH HATH PRITHEE!!!!

Itrosomia wrote:METHINKS THEE DOTH HATH PRITHEE!!!!

wait a duel? Id like to participate! which sort of duel?

Audriany wrote:What does Salaxatato have to do with you suddenly turning from a prestigious nation to a dirty bum-squid-thing?

He has informed us all there were elections, for the "Spiriritus forum master race" to participate in!

'Twere elections for the regional assembly and the prestigious title of "Warlord of the Hobo Squids".

I won the latter with unanimous vote!

But of course a filthy "RMB peasant" as yourself can't possibly fathom my pure awesomeness, and is therefore unable to grasp the awesomeness of said most noble and dignified position.

'Tis my sacred duty to bring civilisation to you ignorant savages! ([nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] probably disagrees)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wait a duel? Id like to participate! which sort of duel?

A DUEL OF TACOS

Itrosomia wrote:A DUEL OF TACOS

I WILL NOW MAKE TACOS

Itrosomia wrote:I WILL NOW MAKE TACOS

tacos -_- thats no duel.

Post by Itrosomia suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Itrosomia

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The Battlegrounds

Sons Of Culveria wrote:tacos -_- thats no duel.

How do you like dem TACOS?

Mrglglglgland

Whom among thee would partake in a game of sorts?

Mrglglglgland

Itrosomia wrote:Whom among thee would partake in a game of sorts?

Nobody?

😢

Itrosomia wrote:Nobody?

😢

nobody *burns the tacos into ash*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:nobody *burns the tacos into ash*

THAT IS A DECLARATION OF WAR!!!!

The Battlegrounds

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

DIE MORTAL SCUM

*Emits chaos energy which starts unraveling your DNA*

Itrosomia wrote:DIE SCUM

"Emits chaos energy which starts unraveling your DNA"

*eats the energy like its nothing* Konton to sheta ryū no gōon!!!!!! *releases a roar of doubled strength chaos energy at itrosomia*

Itrosomia wrote:DIE MORTAL SCUM

*Emits chaos energy which starts unraveling your DNA*

how dare you call me mortal

Itrosomia wrote:DIE MORTAL SCUM

*Emits chaos energy which starts unraveling your DNA*

peasant

*knocks on door* Anyone home?

The Battlegrounds wrote:*knocks on door* Anyone home?

want some taco ash?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:want some taco ash?

I'm good...

The Battlegrounds wrote:I'm good...

i burnt all of itrosomias tacos and called him a peasant

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i burnt all of itrosomias tacos and called him a peasant

I noticed...believe it or not I usually read through every message that gets placed *Potatogion had a bad habit of that* so I usually know what's going on.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:peasant

Without peasants the king would perish

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how dare you call me mortal

How ya doin Mortally McMortal

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*eats the energy like its nothing* Konton to sheta ryū no gōon!!!!!! *releases a roar of doubled strength chaos energy at itrosomia*

*waves hand as the energy dissipates*

*deploys the legion of dittos that all turn into culveria*

Dittos: BLOOD!!!

Mrglglglgland

Itrosomia wrote:How do you like dem TACOS?

Too many tacos. :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds

*rides a potato shooting his chainsaw missiles at iguanas*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland

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