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Alekseandrea wrote:THE END IS NEAR!

At last we shall destroy whomever our glorious leader wants destroyed. At last we shall have our revenge.

IT'S TIME! We can finally use the fiery option on that tin-can called Matrixulated!

AH-HAHAHAHA!

PULLING THE PLUG IN 2 DAYS and 10 HOURS! (as of the time of writing)

As I am feeling particularly magnanimous these recent days I have decided to give our dear friend Matrixulated a pass, for now.

[sub]It has nothing to do with the fact that N-day is on a Thursday, and Matrixulated and I will most likely be in the same faction. [/sub]

[sub]*magical wall-carving of Abbadon the Despoiler screams "f_ck you!" in disdain*[/sub]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Yay i have a capital!

Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm

*chuckles*

On a more...serious note though, I live in Asia, and that means I'll be sleeping through the first one hour of this event, try not to get 20 radiation in the first 60 minutes, will ya?

In addition, I would take a purely defensive stance this time, I have my meds this time.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Versatran, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:I don't believe you. All that needless bickering with Matrixulated. I'm not saying that Spuddles and Alekseandrea are the only ones who want to converse with him but...

Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? What does that mean? 😦

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm

Argarysk wrote:Yay i have a capital!

Great! Now Parrona knows where to bomb you. 😮

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

FYI, there will be a N-Day channel on the Discord server, but no one is required to use it. Standing targets and NAPs/alliances will be listed here on the WFE as well.

Don't worry about missing the start of the event. As I recall, participation tends to take a dive towards the end, so it's not unwelcome if activity is spread out a little.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Parrona wrote:*chuckles*

In addition, I would take a purely defensive stance this time, I have my meds this time.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Great! Now Parrona knows where to bomb you. 😮

Hey Argarysk looks like you might have caught a break. Duke Nukem is medicated and distracted. 😥

Matrixulated, Parrona, Haremm

I am moving away to Conifer for a little while. My time here has been great! I will definitely be back!

Matrixulated, Starch

Fecaw wrote:I am moving away to Conifer for a little while. My time here has been great! I will definitely be back!

I'm your backup!

Matrixulated

Hardyhomeland wrote:Great! Now Parrona knows where to bomb you. 😮

And he will. He is The Evil Eye and meds or no meds, that boy needs therapy.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? What does that mean? 😦

Alekseandrea has multiple personalities, none of them pleasant, all of them soulless, and at least one of them is in denial.

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Not even in your dreams! 😝

I'm not Alekseandrea btw . . .

Like that one, for example.

Parrona wrote:Matrixulated can't even control his own mainframe, shame on him.

Understand your mechanics, whelp! The mainframe is hardware that runs the software. The software is the programming, or in this scenario, the simulation that I call The Codestream where all you Muppets dance for my entertainment.

I could add an evil laugh at this point, but I'll just have a Zen moment instead. 😏

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah

Alekseandrea wrote:THE END IS NEAR!

At last we shall destroy whomever our glorious leader wants destroyed. At last we shall have our revenge.

Did you run out of cookies? 😮

Is it menopause? 😲

M.

Alekseandrea

Best of luck to our allies in Spiritus. We're still awaiting word if we will be recalled to the homeland during the duration. If not, we will help out here.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Hardyhomeland wrote:Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? What does that mean? 😦

Oh dear. I posted it with the wrong account. Oops. ;)

Matrixulated wrote:Did you run out of cookies? 😮

Is it menopause? 😲

M.

N-day.

I sure do hope you join the wrong alliance by mistake...

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Starch

Parrona wrote:*chuckles*

On a more...serious note though, I live in Asia, and that means I'll be sleeping through the first one hour of this event, try not to get 20 radiation in the first 60 minutes, will ya?

In addition, I would take a purely defensive stance this time, I have my meds this time.

Oof, so am I mate, so am I. And also I have exams up to 9:30 am PST so I might be a target, and sky cities are not invulnerable this time.

Oh... I almost forgot, my nation prohibits the use of WMDs...

Matrixulated

To the esteemed Grand Admiral Wight,

While it is definitely not proper for me to send orders to any of my subordinates through attachments to informal letters like the one you are reading now, I must inform you that the remnants of your Battlefleet is to be sent to the heart of Culveria to try and force them to cease their needless forays into Prunasia. In addition, the Void Dragon will be assigned to the defense of the Malcorian Protectorate, despite their claims that they would not need our protection.

Breaking with tradition, the Ranger would rendezvous with the Void Dragon directly at Machor, and not Tor Selata, for obvious reasons. I am most confident that you would be able to stave off a Malcorian Revolution while at the same time forcing the Culverians to withdraw, all without bombing Machor's surface into oblivion.

As the humans say, godspeed, you maverick.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Where's Culveria? Are we at war already?

Matrixulated

Good luck in the nuclear apocalypse!

Matrixulated

Hey guys.

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Iceblade

Pooslug wrote:Hey guys.

Hey there! Welcome to spiritus! :)

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Iceblade

Pooslug wrote:Hey guys.

Welcome !!!

Matrixulated

THE POTATO ALLIANCE RISES AGAIN! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=2

Newtexas, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Starch

Across the region, a message goes out on all civilian communication frequencies.

Emergency! Andorian Civil Defense has determined the threat of nuclear war is imminent. All residents are urged to report to emergency shelters immediately. Each individual is allowed one small suitcase or duffel bag with a max weight of 20 pounds.

Tune to your local emergency broadcast station for further updates.

Repeat: The threat of nuclear war is imminent. All residents are urged to report to emergency shelters immediately.

End Message

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Across all military channels.

Alert, Alert, Alert. DEFCON 1, Nuclear War Imminent! Alarm Red, MOPP Level 2. All Bomber crews prepare for immediate take off. Repeat: Alarm Red, MOPP Level 2.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Haremm

NUKES

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Anyhow I joined the discord for the nuclear thingy

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

We are late, the gate is open and the vanguard has left. The hunt has begun, and quite interestingly, no flag of rebellion has been raised on Machor. Very well, full power to shields and take defensive position above the world of Machor!

Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

The world of Machor remains pacified. This makes it a world worth defending, assume battlestations!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Across Andor, the missile sirens wail as multiple missiles are targeted at the Nation. Andorians and visitors huddle in their shelters and hope for the best.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea What if I want to go with the squid theory *because* I play Fallen London? :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Spudsters, know that The Texas! have your back! Texan spuds for one and all, covered in queso, of course!

🤠

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus

Please send shield to my faction!

Matrixulated

Newtexas wrote:Spudsters, know that The Texas! have your back! Texan spuds for one and all, covered in queso, of course!

🤠

We already promised them Romulan Ale and non-irradiated BBQ. That will be quite the feast.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona

Macrobatteries, fire!

Matrixulated

In the defense of Machor, a cruiser belonging to Hispanyo was utterly destroyed by the Parronian battleship, Void Dragon, with zero casualties.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind

The Salaxalans wrote:Alekseandrea What if I want to go with the squid theory *because* I play Fallen London? :P

I'm afraid your nightmares will increase and you'll be entering a state of some confusion.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind

The Snakkran battleship, Zenith, has taken another victim, this time by ramming its victim before the smaller vessel was destroyed by a ship from Uppercut.

Essentially, the Snakkrans have stolen a kill.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

I'd like to apologize for not participating of the event. Know it's cool for people and all but I literally have to leave home in an hour or two and god knows when I'll be back, even then got loads of uni exams coming.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona, Muahhahah

Post self-deleted by Tiyana.

I'll be perfectly honest I haven't touched nation states in over a year and I don't have a darn clue what's going on... Not that I ever did, my nation is a joke. Quite literally but I will try to do what I can once my nation begins to take off

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Andorempire wrote:We already promised them Romulan Ale and non-irradiated BBQ. That will be quite the feast.

Someone said BBQ?🔥🍢🍗

I'm in!

Time to 🔥burn!🔥

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Republic Of Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

I got 100 nukes and no where to 🔥burn!🔥

What do I do now? 😦

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

*A lone tribesman stands atop a hill on the borders of Spiritus, and looks on at the sprouting mushroom clouds, shedding a single tear*

Northern Sunrise Islands, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm, Peoples Republic Of Screw You

Hardyhomeland wrote:I got 100 nukes and no where to 🔥burn!🔥

What do I do now? 😦

You can see our current targets on the faction description page! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm

The Iroquois Confederacy wrote:*A lone tribesman stands atop a hill on the borders of Spiritus, and looks on at the sprouting mushroom clouds, shedding a single tear*

Meanwhile at the Potato Alliance HQ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZJbJ4Mfis

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:Meanwhile at the Potato Alliance HQ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZJbJ4Mfis

Yep that's about it. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

HELP! I'm being targeted by the faction UPPERCUT! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=36

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Consigahria wrote:HELP! I'm being targeted by the faction UPPERCUT! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=36

Yes well I think that's because you fired at them first. :P They're on our list of factions not to target, we have an agreement with them.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Meanwhile at the Potato Alliance HQ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZJbJ4Mfis

So are you opening the door to ending your monogamous relationship with Matrixulated? I may be an ocean away but for the sakes of humanity I could step on his neck.

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

The Salaxalans wrote:Yes well I think that's because you fired at them first. :P They're on our list of factions not to target, we have an agreement with them.

Well I didn't notice that ;-;

I sent white flag notices to the nations. But just in case!

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Damn! I just sent 111 nukes to Spanelsko. There's no cancel button I see. 😔

Consigahria, Muahhahah

Hardyhomeland wrote:Damn! I just sent 111 nukes to Spanelsko. There's no cancel button I see. 😔

S**t! Aren't we just the screw balls today xD

Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Consigahria wrote:S**t! Aren't we just the screw balls today xD

Not me! 😁

Spanelsko was kind enough to telegram me, tell me he was dead already, and how to cancel my nuke attack! 😮

How about that?

I'm blown away. No punn intended. 😀

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus

It's a good thing I'm not involved yet, good god what an interesting predicament. *Sips tea*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Hardyhomeland wrote:So are you opening the door to ending your monogamous relationship with Matrixulated? I may be an ocean away but for the sakes of humanity I could step on his neck.

...

There is so much wrong with your post that I'm not even going to bother to try to correct you.

Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

New poll.

It's about a hot topic.

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Is N-Day done or just paused?

Alekseandrea

The Bohemias wrote:Is N-Day done or just paused?

Yup, it's done! It'll likely be a recurring annual event.

Next big event to look forward to is Z-Day on Halloween! :D

Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, Haremm

New orders, from the Admiralty? Hmm...the strike at Draconosia has exceeded our expectations, and we can fully expect the enemy to sue for peace, therefore the Lord Admiral of Orias has given the Void Dragon and the Ranger permission to disengage from any conflict that the Macorians have found themselves in...as if we asked for that permission. ~Grand Admiral Wight

Achievements:

Reactivated 15 puppets (actually did it, whoo)

[nation=Hispanyo] had the honor of being the first to fall to the might of the RPN.

Stole a kill from UPPERCUT

[spoiler= Destroyed ISIS-themed faction ]https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=630[/spoiler]

Intercepted 105 missiles for [nation=Kokoku], who had 99% radiation, an achievement only possible with the sponsership of [nation=Gavconda] and [nation=Weltall]

Declared myself trollmaster afterwards.

Helped with the destruction of 16 nations (not including the 9 nations I took down with the last nuke)

Landed a killing blow to 9 nations and solely killed 2 nations

Lost zero puppets, with zero puppets going down due to the efforts of a single person.

Grand total of 312 hits

Was hit 0 times

Came out with zero radiation (hopefully) (whoo!)

Matrixulated, Andorempire, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Starch

It was fun fighting alongside ya'll. We'll get the ball rolling on the Potatoes and BBQ celebration.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Parrona wrote:. . . Achievements:

. . . Came out with zero radiation (hopefully) (whoo!)

See what happens when you take your meds?

Now you get to not wear your padded safety helmet for a while, and look just like the normal kids. 🙌

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Hardyhomeland wrote:So are you opening the door to ending your monogamous relationship with Matrixulated? I may be an ocean away but for the sakes of humanity I could step on his neck.

What in the Seven Hells are you babbling about, boy? 😲

Are you soft in the head, or just identifying with retardation as a lifestyle choice? 😡

Alekseandrea wrote:...

There is so much wrong with your post that I'm not even going to bother to try to correct you.

Destroy him! 😐

You're supposed to thrive on our misery!

Do what you do! 😦

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Matrixulated wrote:Destroy him! 😐

You're supposed to thrive on our misery!

Do what you do! 😦

M.

But you ARE suffering.

If it ain't broke, I'm not gonna fix it.

Besides, it's just not the same if it isn't you. ;)

Matrixulated, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Matrixulated wrote:See what happens when you take your meds?

Now you get to not wear your padded safety helmet for a while, and look just like the normal kids. 🙌

M.

Padded safety helmet? Such nonsense, besides, you expect someone like me to be able to look, quote unquote normal?

Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muppet Puppet Manager, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Alekseandrea wrote:But you ARE suffering.

If it ain't broke, I'm not gonna fix it.

Besides, it's just not the same if it isn't you. ;)

Bah! 😠

M.

Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:Padded safety helmet? Such nonsense, besides, you expect someone like me to be able to look, quote unquote normal?

Touché.

😩

M.

Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

I just became the Elon Musk of my nation and introduced Space Tourism though...

1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, the world still seems flat to some people in space.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Haremm wrote:I just became the Elon Musk of my nation and introduced Space Tourism though...

1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, the world still seems flat to some people in space.

X_X

Flat-earthers, to be fair, are a special level of deluded. I think they're stuck in it for life.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

No BBQ this weekend?

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind

The nuking wasn't enough 🔥burning🔥 for you?

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Hardyhomeland wrote:The nuking wasn't enough 🔥burning🔥 for you?

You look charred enough.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Parrona wrote:You look charred enough.

Ahh that was a burn! 🔥

Matrixulated, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran

Greetings my Comrades

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

The World Of The New Order wrote:Greetings my Comrades

Howdy! Welcome to spiritus ^_^

Also wow @ Vamos A La Playa haters

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

*breaks your silence*

We are expanding our operations.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Jocospor, oh Jocospor.

You sent a telegram to the entirety of the WA, it's like as if you perceive that you have an infinite amount of money to spend. Unfortunately, your parents' salary is finite, and I'm sad that such a large amount of money is going to waste.

You wrote such a long telegram, it's as if you have all the time in the world, which is only true if you do not hold a job, or are not studying at all.

Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Parrona wrote:Jocospor, oh Jocospor.

You sent a telegram to the entirety of the WA, it's like as if you perceive that you have an infinite amount of money to spend. Unfortunately, your parents' salary is finite, and I'm sad that such a large amount of money is going to waste.

You wrote such a long telegram, it's as if you have all the time in the world, which is only true if you do not hold a job, or are not studying at all.

I mean, to be fair, that's only 24 dollars roughly. It's still a dumb amount to casually drop on ns, but that won't break the bank.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

It's kinda quiet. What's up?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Starch

Spuddles is in Hospital. Took shrapnel from a welcome mat IED. He's fine. He'll just have a few scratches & scars to show off, and a dumbass story.

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Starch

WA Nations of Spiritus . . . time to check your endorsements, please!

I just endorsed Parrona, so if he returns the favor I'll be at the regional cap of 25.

If anyone else wants to be endorsed for the WA, send me a telegram. The only caveat is that you won't be able to endorse me in return, for now!

M.

Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

Matrixulated wrote:WA Nations of Spiritus . . . time to check your endorsements, please!

I just endorsed Parrona, so if he returns the favor I'll be at the regional cap of 25.

If anyone else wants to be endorsed for the WA, send me a telegram. The only caveat is that you won't be able to endorse me in return, for now!

M.

Public guilting to get endorsements?

My, my. It's a good thing you aren't real. I would be so worried if you were.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

New poll!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Starch

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

Woot! I'm first to vote and a huge Game of Thrones fan so Drogon it is! 😁

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Muahhahah wrote:It's kinda quiet. What's up?

Exaaaams!!! Well, most of them are over.

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

Aw heck, I missed N-Day. Oh well. How'd we do?

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Starch

Itrosomia wrote:Aw heck, I missed N-Day. Oh well. How'd we do?

I missed out on the fun too (yay work), we can be sad together :(

Not too bad overall though! Ended in 7th :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:Public guilting to get endorsements?

My, my. It's a good thing you aren't real. I would be so worried if you were.

You misinterpreted my message, or willfully ignored and manipulated it to suit your agenda. Meh! Whatever. 😩

If you actually read what I wrote you'll see I addressed Parrona specifically, and he obliged. Thank you for that! 😉

But should I decide to engage in "public guilting" about WA endorsements I would focus on a Nation that receives them, but doesn't return the courtesy.

A nation like Alekseandrea for example.

🔥burned!🔥

I'm at the 25-cap, so don't guiltily try and sneak an endorsement in to hide your fopar, wench! 😒

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded

My 2nd phone, which has never left my dry mini-library come bedroom: *malfunctions for one week and becomes inoperable*

Random person working for oppo sitting at the service counter: "No warranty, water damage"

Me: WaTer DAmAgE huh? *begins internal crusade as to whether I should strangle that person*

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded

Matrixulated wrote:You misinterpreted my message, or willfully ignored and manipulated it to suit your agenda. Meh! Whatever. 😩

If you actually read what I wrote you'll see I addressed Parrona specifically, and he obliged. Thank you for that! 😉M.

Well, I hate to say it, but if you say it like that, it sounds suspiciously like you're blackmailing him.

I really seems like a cleaned-up version of "I threatened him to give me what I want.".

Matrixulated wrote:

But should I decide to engage in "public guilting" about WA endorsements I would focus on a Nation that receives them, but doesn't return the courtesy.

A nation like Alekseandrea for example.

🔥burned!🔥

How passive-agressive.

If you really wanted my endorsement THAT much, you could've simply sent me a telegram.

But, no you prefer to live in your fantasy instead of reaching out. Like a NORMAL person.

I can't handle it anymore. You always play the victim.

Look, I don't want to say it's over, but you keep taking.

That's not how relationships are supposed to work!

*runs away crying*

Matrixulated wrote:

I'm at the 25-cap, so don't guiltily try and sneak an endorsement in to hide your fopar, wench! 😒

M.

*runs back with tear-stained eyes*

...you're doing that creepy tsundere thing again.

It's creepy.

Just saying.

*runs away*

Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:My 2nd phone, which has never left my dry mini-library come bedroom: *malfunctions for one week and becomes inoperable*

Random person working for oppo sitting at the service counter: "No warranty, water damage"

Me: WaTer DAmAgE huh? *begins internal crusade as to whether I should strangle that person*

Water damage, huh.

So that's how kids call it these days...

Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Matrixulated Reloaded

Alekseandrea wrote:Water damage, huh.

So that's how kids call it these days...

You can't blame the Chinese from mainland China, she probably was looking at her phone for the direct translation in English.

Good thing I spent 3 years around people who cannot speak fluent English.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, I hate to say it, but if you say it like that, it sounds suspiciously like you're blackmailing him.

I really seems like a cleaned-up version of "I threatened him to give me what I want.".

How passive-agressive.

If you really wanted my endorsement THAT much, you could've simply sent me a telegram.

But, no you prefer to live in your fantasy instead of reaching out. Like a NORMAL person.

I can't handle it anymore. You always play the victim.

Look, I don't want to say it's over, but you keep taking.

That's not how relationships are supposed to work!

*runs away crying*

*runs back with tear-stained eyes*

...you're doing that creepy tsundere thing again.

It's creepy.

Just saying.

*runs away*

That might be the best post you've ever written. I'm still laughing trying to type this!

Awesome! 👏

Oh and umm . . . Women!😩

M.

Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:You can't blame the Chinese from mainland China, she probably was looking at her phone for the direct translation in English.

Good thing I spent 3 years around people who cannot speak fluent English.

You mean, like Americans? 😔

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

Matrixulated wrote:You mean, like Americans? 😔

M.

Ooh, sick burn.

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And the weekend BBQ is officially started. 😆

Who's up for being roasted this weekend? 😕

I'm glad to see Itrosomia is back . . . back, front, top, bottom and sideways, the lardy Walrus is sooo fat he's everywhere!🔥

M.

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Alekseandrea wrote:

*runs away crying*

*runs back with tear-stained eyes*

*runs away*

Plays 'The Greatest Love of All' by Whitney Houston, on a loop, and *sighs* whimsically. 😍

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Plays 'The Greatest Love of All' by Whitney Houston, on a loop, and *sighs* whimsically. 😍

M.

And the next words out of Matrixulated's mouth would be It puts the lotion in the basket. 😨

I liked Alekseandrea before she got made into a lampshade. 😣

🔥🔥🔥

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https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/texas1/viewtopic.php?f=264&t=8838

The After Nuke party has finally started. Sorry for the delay.

Party? 😄

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Matrixulated wrote:You mean, like Americans? 😔

M.

Nice burn.

Can I have my crispy American now?

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Hardyhomeland wrote:And the next words out of Matrixulated's mouth would be It puts the lotion in the basket. 😨

I liked Alekseandrea before she got made into a lampshade. 😣

🔥🔥🔥

Matrixulated is more the use people as batteries kinda guy.

Ask spuddles. He has tried to penetrate him with copper and zinc plates more than I can count.

Also, how dare you imply that I am fat!

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