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Region: Spiritus
Come back, little sheep.
Matrixulated, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh
Today I was walking by some farmland and I saw a farmer happily milking his cow. It was nice to see such peace and serenity in the nation.
Matrixulated
I agree with you on everything here except the pepsi thing. You see, pepsi is slightly sweeter than coke, meaning it tastes better in small shots like they had in the pepsi challenge. However, over the course of a full can, coke tastes much better.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Poll!
Poll!!
Poll!!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Pepsi vs coke?: Pepsi is sweeter than coke to me and I like sweet sugary things.
Vanilla cuz it's sweeter.
Milk chocolate because it's sweeter.
Whopper cuz it's tastier and doesn't fall apart in your hands. It's fresher/perkier/better quality ingredients to me imo. Much more yummy salty savory flavor.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Agreed, we should definitely have a poll to settle this issue once and for all.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
There needs to be no poll, since we all know that pepsi will win. just look at this video on why it will win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4
Jedi-Zombi Jezus endorses Coca Cola over Pepsi. Also we love Mountain Dew!
When it comes to icecream, Jedi-Zombi Jezus favours pretty much any flavour except chocolate! Although I have to admit to a particular penchant for cookies and cream...
Jedi-Zombi Jezus has no preference in chocolate; each has their qualities suitable to whatever you are having with it - Generally speaking the sweeter the accompanying ingredients or meal, the darker the chocolate to go with it...
Jedi-Zombi Jezus agrees the Whopper is King - It's all about the quality of ingredients and the flame-grilling - McDonalds is just tasteless garbage; pulverised gristle and bone "meat substitute", fried reconstituted potato starch/water/pulp, and (may as well be) cardboard-based temporary (It never fills you, because your body recognises it's crap) gut filler...
Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Comparison:
"Coca-Cola" - named after the original flavouring ingredients:- The Coca leaf and the Cola nut - Up until 1926 Coca-Cola still had these original flavouring ingredients with all the potential for intoxicating highs and resultant addiction (Coca leaves are where we get cocaine from)...
"Pepsi" - named after the inventor's intention that the drink was a medicinal elixir for settling a disagreeable stomach - ie. dyspepsia...
Which sounds better to you?
Alekseandrea
I agree with everything there except Pepsi.
Deranged Squirrels
Comparison:
"Coca-Cola" - Literally made from a drug which you shove up your nose.
"Pepsi" - Actually has healing powers.
You are no jesus. you are a false prophet.
1,1% of the people in my nation die because of Panda Attacks.
Um...
'Healing powers'.
Pepsi?
What's next?
Homeopathy?
All natural cyanide?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Okay, looks like we need a poll. Message the salaxians!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Already did.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Deranged Squirrels
False representation of the data I presented - I did say it contained Coca leaf "up until 1926" - Around the time the US government made a lot of formerly legal drugs illegal, eg. marijuana aswell...
Alekseandrea
BREAKING NEWS:
'30 dead' after truck crashes into crowd at Bastille Day celebrations in Nice 'terror attack'
- Once again terror comes into the heart of Europe and strikes at the innocent citizenry, who were out simply enjoying their day...
Sad times 😔
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wait, what? I don't see any new poll...
Polls (usually) go up on Sundays when the old polls end. Don't worry, Salaxalans is well aware of the desire for a Coke vs. Pepsi poll :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This all started when Seamerica innocently asked if everyone had a nice cold Pepsi.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
BOOOOOOOO
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon
"Coca-Cola" - Formerly made from a material that they didn't know was a drug.
"Pepsi" - An attempt at making something equivalent to Maalox, only with worst taste.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How do I interpret this?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Like so:
"BOOOOOOOOO"
I see...
*is blind*
Matrixulated
Do they mean to reference poltergeists or a bad concert?
Matrixulated
I'm going with poltergeists.
Aargh!!
Matrixulated
If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who do you call?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This reminds me of a riddle/joke.
Why do Americans use there thumbs to dial 911?
To call the emergency services.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*their
Matrixulated
Hope everyone is safe today, after what happened yesterday.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why attack the French? They are so NICE!
Ughhhh!
And you were doing so well . . .
Too soon.
Not funny.
Not even close.
M.
Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yoda voice: Offended you are? A crap I do not give.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I don't get that, exactly . . .
Is it an old rotary-phone specific joke, or a push-button handset joke?
Sorry to have to ask.
Matrixulated
I'm pretty sure it's a joke about how those crazy Americans use 911 to call the emergency services.
Matrixulated
It was better in my head.
Matrixulated
Doge
Matrixulated
Wowww, much win
I will make new rule.
All posts must be in haiku.
Something something cheese.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Niggles Nation
The Vivi nation is almost considering invading Japan.... Tetsuya Nomura hurry! We want Kingdom Hearts!
I won't haiku now
It's too tedious and hard
Or will I? *suspense*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi haikus are fun
The problem is you need to
Drink pepsi, you son of
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Deranged Squirrels
Vivi will also sue if Utada Hikaru does not return to sing another song for Kh
Studly spud was I,
Pejazzle to dazzle did try,
'Twas botched now I cry.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon
I will never drink Pepsi.
Coke always tastes much better.
Because it is... Uh... Tasty.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wow!
I'm really impressed. Nicely done guys!
M
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If there's something strange in the neighborhood, it's probably me...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello Spiritus! Great message :) It seemed a lot more laid back and fun-loving than the other recruitment pleas. I'm looking forward to finding my spot in this region and enjoying the game with you all
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi, I'm quite new here
My economy's burning
Do you have advice?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Pour gasoline on it! MUAHAHA
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome to all the new imgur folks! It's great to have you here, and we'd love to have you stay and get more involved!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm, Constablaken, Mrglglglgland, Deluxe Embourg, Theabelha
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
Matrixulated, Yellow Dot Land
Hey guys,I came here from imgur and have no clue how to play the game.Help on how to not burn down my country would be appreciated!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
well easy, just pick terrible decisions, its not fun being actually being a good leader
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Do nations around you ever mistake the moans of your zombies for a really bad stomach ache epidemic?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
So THATS how the game is played.Thanks,but is the game in real time?
Matrixulated
aye, you can pick how frequent you get decisions in the settings.
Matrixulated
for your info, the economy being in red (or anything else) actually doesnt make it harder to play. also check out the forums if you wanna roleplay or check out the spiritus chatroom if you want to talk to good people (and me)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hi everyone, my name is Ben, I am the President of this awesome, and I mean awesome region. So, obviously there is a lot you are trying to comprehend currently, and well, any questions you throw my way, I will be more than happy to answer.
I highly suggest, if you haven't already, to go to our forum at www.spiritus.wtf (cool url, I know, right!) and first register on the forums, and then apply for citizenship. This allows you to gain more accesses into the fun stuff we do on the forums, and more serious stuff such as voting. I highly recommend becoming a citizen. You can't be President without being a citizen so....gotta do that first :P
Anyway, another good thing to join is our irc channel, which is #spiritus There you will find plenty of people who are annoying (such as me) and some nice people (such as Wuufu, my Vice-President). You can chat with us and we will all be willing to help you with anything you may have.
Now, if you want to telegram me or ask questions on the rmb, that works, I will try to answer them as soon as possible, hope this helped!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm
I joined this region because they had the shortest telegram.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm, Purplelands, Mrglglglgland
you are welcome. drink pepsi.
Matrixulated, Deluxe Embourg
Post self-deleted by Seamerica.
Post self-deleted by Blitze.
Yay! We also have cake :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
I agree with that statement
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Mrglglglgland, Deluxe Embourg
you guys are the reason i didnt kill myself.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
We love you, bro. Don't do that stuff.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Czechoscotlandia
this is a fun group.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thanks! It's great to have ya :)
Matrixulated, Czechoscotlandia
Hello new people. Welcome to this great, fun place where (mudslinging) civilized debate is our politicking. If you have any questions, I'll take them via telegram as deputy minister of integration. There's also a whole bunch of us that you can ask any question on our IRC chat. Someone should be around to help you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Deluxe Embourg, Czechoscotlandia
Noob from Imgur here, hope to have fun here. Cheers Region Mates! #MakeSpiritusGreatAgain
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hello... Just joined from Imgur. Looks fun. Liked the short telegram.
Matrixulated, Blitze, Purplelands, Gerock
I just noticed that 2 of my nations are top 10 in region for rec. drug use.
Incidentally, both have "sacred" plants in the water.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Yasgram
Coke : Pepsi :: Gold : Pyrite
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yasgram emplores spiritus to make incest the legal amongst all member states.
Matrixulated
No, we only marry pepsis here.
Matrixulated, Bigrealm
As long as Pepsi's may lie with other Pepsi's
Matrixulated
Uhh... Why?
Matrixulated
Because it is an integral part of Yasgrams identity
Matrixulated
Remind me not to call your identity "bro".
Matrixulated
Implying that spiritus was any good.
Matrixulated
Okay then #MakeSpiritusGreat
Matrixulated
Death to the Whole Foods infidels!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If we're all chiming in on how we wish to change Spiritus, I vote that we give Murlocs better rights. #MurlocRightsMatter
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Who are those Murlocs you speak of?
Matrixulated
i have decided to not love pepsi anymore
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hi... i'm Moisés G. Hipólito, brazilian, 17, Active DeMolay from DeMolay Brazil and I would like to learn the details of the game. Thankful.
Matrixulated
Do we have any American military peeps in here?
Btw, my name is austin, I'm 22. American. Born and raised in the Pacific northwest.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Do we have any American military peeps in here?
Btw, my name is austin, I'm 22. American. Born and raised in the Pacific northwest.
Matrixulated
You make coke lovers happy!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Ciao!
Idk how this works, I'm new and I received a lot of telegrams and yours was the one I liked the most!
I'm Simone, 19, from Italy :D
Nice to meet ya all
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey Simone! I totally know how you feel! That was easily the best telegram. Everything is a big huge jumbled mess, but you just gotta keep trying until you find out all the things x3
Matrixulated
Hahaha it's ok I'll try to put as much effort as I can to try to understand everything :D
Matrixulated
Just push all the buttons. What's the worst that can happen, amirite?
Matrixulated
Shall I be the new Gandhi or the new Hitler? I like peace tho
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Gloralvia.
Why not both?
Matrixulated
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