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The Salaxalans wrote:What the heck is going on around here?? :P

I had a child and anything after that is just madness.

Matrixulated

Russinadia and Culveria had a baby (wich is apparently just a fake account) and now they are making me a pedophile.

And they also crushed my son.

I keep Danzig to me.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:I don't think this is a safe place for a child. He's only five million people old for God's sake.

Haha!

Audriany wrote:Russinadia and Culveria had a baby (wich is apparently just a fake account) and now they are making me a pedophile.

And they also crushed my son.

I keep Danzig to me.

How dare you. It was me and Potatogion.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Russinadia and Culveria had a baby (wich is apparently just a fake account) and now they are making me a pedophile.

And they also crushed my son.

I keep Danzig to me.

I'm pretty sure you are a pedophile. And don't be so loud, Potanadia is sleeping.

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:I'm pretty sure you are a pedophile. And don't be so loud, Potanadia is sleeping.

I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I CAN,ME CHURCHILL TANK WILL RUN OVER ALL YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED BABY CITIES!

I AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT AND I HAD NO CHILD WITH RUSSINADIA!!!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:How dare you. It was me and Potatogion.

You had a baby with the baby you just had?

Dude,you are the pedophile here,not me.

Culveria wrote:I AM NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT AND I HAD NO CHILD WITH RUSSINADIA!!!!!

Oh.Wrong guy.

BUT YOU STILL CRUSHED ME SON YOU BAST'RD!

Audriany wrote:You had a baby with the baby you just had?

Dude,you are the pedophile here,not me.

No, the child is Potanadia. I had a child with Russinadia.

Audriany wrote:I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I CAN,ME CHURCHILL TANK WILL RUN OVER ALL YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED BABY CITIES!

Thanks for waking me up, you jerk.

Potanadia wrote:Thanks for waking me up, you jerk.

Atleast you're alive you little shaite!Me oil-giving son is dead!

I'LL GET YA YOU LITTLE SHIHEA'!

*strangles him just like Homer*

Potatogion wrote:No, the child is Potanadia. I had a child with Russinadia.

Exactly.Now excuse me,I have to brib-I mean,talk my way out of this argument...later arsohelas!

*gets into police car with two officers and drives away*

*charging a blast of energy aimed at audriany* should i?

W...waa....i...eh...

*Ambulance picks him up*

Culveria wrote:*charging a blast of energy aimed at audriany* should i?

YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR NAROTU AND YOUR ANIMATED CHINESE CARTOONS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

*switches aim to gramps and fires* how dare you say narutos name wrong

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Audriany wrote:Atleast you're alive you little shaite!Me oil-giving son is dead!

I'LL GET YA YOU LITTLE SHIHEA'!

*strangles him just like Homer*

MY CHILD!*fires potatoshrek at Audriany*

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:MY CHILD!*fires potatoshrek at Audriany*

*pelts innumerable amounts of potatoes at Audriany*

Matrixulated

Haha!Oi Bob!Uncl' Bob!

Who the loser now,Uncle Bob?Haha!

Warsovina wrote:Haha!Oi Bob!Uncl' Bob!

Who the loser now,Uncle Bob?Haha!

*has a giant potato on his face and potato soup bowl on his head*

I WILL FOOKING KILL YEH HOODLUM!

*strangles him...just like Homer*

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:*has a giant potato on his face and potato soup bowl on his head*

I WILL FOOKING KILL YEH HOODLUM!

*strangles him...just like Homer*

Haha,time to go to Gulag,you ol' fook!

Haha...

So ye,got anything to do...?

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR NAROTU AND YOUR ANIMATED CHINESE CARTOONS

Perhaps you need some brain BLEACH?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Perhaps you need some brain BLEACH?

....WHAT

IS THERE SOME KIND OF SNARKY REFERENCE TO SOME KIND OF ANIMATED JAP CARTOON I AM TOTALLY NOT FAMILIAR WITH AS I AM THE OGG?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:....WHAT

IS THERE SOME KIND OF SNARKY REFERENCE TO SOME KIND OF ANIMATED JAP CARTOON I AM TOTALLY NOT FAMILIAR WITH AS I AM THE OGG?

Nope. All you need to do is pour some bleach through your ears. Problem solved, no more anime references.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

*starts charging a fire breath* karyu no HOKO! *releases the intense flames at gramps as i yell out hoko*

Why is everybody so quiet?Is the gaming time on?Because I suck at time zones.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Why is everybody so quiet?Is the gaming time on?Because I suck at time zones.

Me, too. Time zones just aren't my thing. I can never keep track of them...

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Me, too. Time zones just aren't my thing. I can never keep track of them...

...That wasn't my question but...

Oh wait,my time at the phone is going off!

PLEASE SEND HELP I AM IN GUL-

Can anyone translate to me what Blitz' guy time zone is in EEST or well...just european time?

It's been three years (exactly) since The Rejected Realms created a region with Spiritus!

Glad to see three years later this is still holding.

Cheers! *offers BBQ with TRR's secret sauce*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Mmmmmm... *pours the secret sauce on some potatoes*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Hello

I just joined and can someone explain all the potatoes?

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Kaleimasonjanecke

We have 420 members I hope you all realize that

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass, Motherfather

Ustrabrona wrote:Hello

I just joined and can someone explain all the potatoes?

Potatoes need no explanation.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass, Ustrabrona

Russinadia wrote:Nope. All you need to do is pour some bleach through your ears. Problem solved, no more anime references.

OH.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Ustrabrona wrote:Hello

I just joined and can someone explain all the potatoes?

Just accept them in all there glory

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass, Ustrabrona

Welcome, [nation=short]Ustrabrona[/nation]! :D We... Kind of like potatoes here.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Ustrabrona

The Salaxalans wrote:Welcome, [nation=short]Ustrabrona[/nation]! :D We... Kind of like potatoes here.

I can see that

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Ustrabrona wrote:I can see that

I'm still new here but, once you join into a chat talking about potatoes it is so much fun

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Ustrabrona wrote:Hello

I just joined and can someone explain all the potatoes?

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GRAB A POTATO.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

[that moment when salaxans don't answer ur telegrammz]

GET OFF MY LAWN.

LEAVE THE POTATOES BEHIND.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The potatoes are everywhere. It's too late now. There is no escape. You can never escape from the potatoes! =D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I was having TG issues earlier, I sent a few that didn't actually send. >_> I'll send it again. :P

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:

GET OFF MY LAWN.

LEAVE THE POTATOES BEHIND.

Wouldn't that look good on a T-Shirt?

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:What the heck is going on around here?? :P

Nobody knows!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:Wouldn't that look good on a T-Shirt?

M.

WHY YES

YES IT WOULD.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:Wouldn't that look good on a T-Shirt?

M.

You're a genius sir, we need to get these into production now

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

KILL ALL THE POTATOES!GO TO GU-

WHY IS THIS PHONE TIME SO GAWD DAM SHO-

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:KILL ALL THE POTATOES!GO TO GU-

WHY IS THIS PHONE TIME SO GAWD DAM SHO-

...?????

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...?????

You said it, gramps.

"...?????"

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...?????

He's in Gulag...Can you belive they have phones there?

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:You said it, gramps.

"...?????"

I DIDN'T FIGHT IN 'NAM FOR THIS GENERATION

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I DIDN'T FIGHT IN 'NAM FOR THIS GENERATION

Well I don't know what 'Nam is because I did not fight in it.Wooray!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Warsovina wrote:He's in Gulag...Can you belive they have phones there?

THOSE DAMNED COMMIES

I SWEAR, I'LL GET EVERY LAST RED

LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:THOSE DAMNED COMMIES

I SWEAR, I'LL GET EVERY LAST RED

LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY

Yep!

And I'm his puppet na-

I mean his best friend that will keep you up with things in Gulag.

......

He is eating poo now.Potato poo.

I'd say that is bad,but I don't want to be sent there just because I said something bad about potato.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Warsovina wrote:Yep!

And I'm his puppet na-

I mean his best friend that will keep you up with things in Gulag.

......

He is eating poo now.Potato poo.

I'd say that is bad,but I don't want to be sent there just because I said something bad about potato.

BLARGH

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

whats happening right now?

Cyrtes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I DIDN'T FIGHT IN 'NAM FOR THIS GENERATION

Perhaps. The thing is, if you didn't fight for this generation, who did you fight for?

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Perhaps. The thing is, if you didn't fight for this generation, who did you fight for?

Probably for the before WW2 generation.

Gramps gotta love unemployment.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cyrtes wrote:Perhaps. The thing is, if you didn't fight for this generation, who did you fight for?

I MEANT THAT WHEN I FOUGHT, I THOUGHT I WAS FIGHTING FOR A BRIGHT NEW GENERATION, NOT A GENERATION OF 'MEMES' AND WORSHIPPING DEAD GORILLAS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

the_grumpy_grandpa, I have a flag that'd probably fit your nation quite well. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/116/586/96f.jpg

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Ustrabrona

who or what must i slice? *pulls out the legendary sword honjo masamune*

Cyrtes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I MEANT THAT WHEN I FOUGHT, I THOUGHT I WAS FIGHTING FOR A BRIGHT NEW GENERATION, NOT A GENERATION OF 'MEMES' AND WORSHIPPING DEAD GORILLAS

Worshipping dead gorillas? That's practically blasphemy! We don't worship dead gorillas, we worship potatoes. There's a difference.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Cyrtes wrote:Worshipping dead gorillas? That's practically blasphemy! We don't worship dead gorillas, we worship potatoes. There's a difference.

YEAH.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

If we had worshipped dead gorillas, [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] would be something like "Deadgorillagion" and little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation] would be "Gorillanadia" (or among those lines)! Not to mention we'd be bombarding people with gorillas in our wars...

*Shudders at the mere thought*

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:If we had worshipped dead gorillas, [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] would be something like "Deadgorillagion" and little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation] would be "Gorillanadia" (or among those lines)! Not to mention we'd be bombarding people with gorillas in our wars...

*Shudders at the mere thought*

I would not want to live in a world where this is true.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Potatogion wrote:I would not want to live in a world where this is true.

No, me neither. Thank goodness we don't worship dead gorillas.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:No, me neither. Thank goodness we don't worship dead gorillas.

Worshiping potatoes is much better than dead gorillas.

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Laughing Buddha

giant robot battle gorilla

Culveria wrote:giant robot battle gorilla

Now who would ever want to worship that.

Potatogion wrote:Worshiping potatoes is much better than dead gorillas.

Much better

The Great Potato Empire, Laughing Buddha

not worship it, just make it *goes into my warehouse and lots of loud noises are heard from there but theres a sign saying stay out so dont go into there*

Culveria wrote:not worship it, just make it *goes into my warehouse and lots of loud noises are heard from there but theres a sign saying stay out so dont go into there*

Good thing I'm a child and don't know how to read*goes into the warehouse*

Potanadia wrote:Good thing I'm a child and don't know how to read*goes into the warehouse*

Ah screw it. This is how children learn.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Worshipping dead gorillas? That's practically blasphemy! We don't worship dead gorillas, we worship potatoes. There's a difference.

#DIXOUT4HARAMBE

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:#DIXOUT4HARAMBE

#DIXOUT4POTATOES

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Has anyone seen anything and went, "Wow that is overly American?"

http://theburgerguide.com/images/burgers/700/1411125670-burgers-2-beer-cleveland-ohio.jpg

I have

Ustrabrona wrote:Has anyone seen anything and went, "Wow that is overly American?"

http://theburgerguide.com/images/burgers/700/1411125670-burgers-2-beer-cleveland-ohio.jpg

I have

It's so beautiful*Sheds a single golden tear*

Ustrabrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I MEANT THAT WHEN I FOUGHT, I THOUGHT I WAS FIGHTING FOR A BRIGHT NEW GENERATION, NOT A GENERATION OF 'MEMES' AND WORSHIPPING DEAD GORILLAS

This might the best insult about the internet I ever saw.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

*im working on a giant weaponized gorilla mech not noticing anyone going inside my warehouse where im working on it*

Russinadia wrote:It's so beautiful*Sheds a single golden tear*

It's not even real cheese, just horrible American cheese

Audriany wrote:This might the best insult about the internet I ever saw.

I DIDN'T FIGHT IN WORLD WAR P FOR PEOPLE TO WORSHIP A DEAD GORILLA!

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:#DIXOUT4HARAMBE

Potatogion wrote:#DIXOUT4POTATOES

#DIXOUT4SENDHELPTOGULAG

Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Ustrabrona wrote:It's not even real cheese, just horrible American cheese

Is there any other kind?

Ustrabrona

Russinadia wrote:Is there any other kind?

Yes, chedder, provalone, etc

Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:*im working on a giant weaponized gorilla mech not noticing anyone going inside my warehouse where im working on it*

Sees a cool looking monkey wrench[hehe], picks it up, and hurls it straight for Culveria.

Ustrabrona wrote:Yes, chedder, provalone, etc

emmental, parmesan, rumi, brie, camembert, roquefort, etc etc

BUT THE ONLY *TRUE* CHEESE IS AMERICAN CHEESE

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:emmental, parmesan, rumi, brie, camembert, roquefort, etc etc

BUT THE ONLY *TRUE* CHEESE IS AMERICAN CHEESE

http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/baby-already-fed-up-with-life.jpg

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:emmental, parmesan, rumi, brie, camembert, roquefort, etc etc

BUT THE ONLY *TRUE* CHEESE IS AMERICAN CHEESE

*star spangled banner plays in the background as an eagle screeches and a nuke goes off*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Russinadia wrote:*star spangled banner plays in the background as an eagle screeches and a nuke goes off*

*children screaming due to the nuke*

Ustrabrona wrote:http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/baby-already-fed-up-with-life.jpg

THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

[that baby is literally me.]

Russinadia wrote:*star spangled banner plays in the background as an eagle screeches and a nuke goes off*

' M U R I C A

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Ustrabrona wrote:*children screaming due to the nuke*

*communist children. 'Merican children ain't afraid of no nuke.

Potanadia wrote:Sees a cool looking monkey wrench[hehe], picks it up, and hurls it straight for Culveria.

*catches the wrench in my dragons tail* its draconos remember? *takes the wrench from my tail and keeps working on the mech*

Culveria wrote:*catches the wrench in my dragons tail* its draconos remember? *takes the wrench from my tail and keeps working on the mech*

Im a child that can't read. How do you expect me to remember and pronounce a name like that. What am I, three hundred million people old?!

If a a male redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a Ginger Bread Man?

Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:*communist children. 'Merican children ain't afraid of no nuke.

*children screaming in agony as the nuke begins to melt their faces off*

Laughing Buddha

Ustrabrona wrote:If a a male redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a Ginger Bread Man?

Depends on how good a bread maker he is. Is he a gingeraritisan man or a gingerflatsadbread man?

Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

whatever child just back up *finishes and climbs into the pilots chamber and it retracts into the main body of the mech and lights up powered by my power and stands slowly and looks at potanadia* what do you think? *voice from the speaker in the mechs mouth*

Ustrabrona

Russinadia wrote:Depends on how good a bread maker he is. Is he a gingeraritisan man or a gingerflatsadbread man?

If a Pope dies, is he being fired or promoted?

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.