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Turkish Union Of Purity wrote:Hey. First time checking in like two weeks.

R U guys engaging in a civil war or something? Looks interesting :p let me know who's winning so I can join them.

War? Platypus crushes potato, it's not even a fight

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:War? Platypus crushes potato, it's not even a fight

Ooh...🤪...those words, in this Region, may get you hung, drawn and quartered! 😮

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:War? Platypus crushes potato, it's not even a fight

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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Excuse me, just making my weekly RMB post ;)

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:War? Platypus crushes potato, it's not even a fight

Implying that effort was needed.

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New poll!

And, yes, those are all real colours. Well, mostly real. More real than Matrixulated at any rate.

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Haremm wrote:Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

I chalk it up my so, so brave, yet very controversial, nature

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Hello new friends!

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

And, yes, those are all real colours. Well, mostly real. More real than Matrixulated at any rate.

🙄

M.

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What color should a coat be?

Brown!

Browncoats forever! They'll never take the sky from me!

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Matrixulated wrote:🙄

M.

Did I hurt you feelings?

[spoiler=Oh, wait, silly me.]Only really real people can have feelings.[/spoiler]

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Alekseandrea wrote:Did I hurt you feelings?

Now, are you just starting to talk like Cookie Monster...or did you miss a comma for punctuation?

If it's the latter, does this mean you're talking to your feelings?

By that token, are you identifying Matrixulated as your "feelings?"

Or were you talking to Please Be Kind & Rewind?

So much confusion, I can't get no release. 😖

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I didn't need to read that.

I feel somehow, violated. The echoes of the braincells that died screaming in pain while reading that are haunting. ☹️

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Muahhahah wrote:Now, are you just starting to talk like Cookie Monster...or did you miss a comma for punctuation?

If it's the latter, does this mean you're talking to your feelings?

By that token, are you identifying Matrixulated as your "feelings?"

Or were you talking to Please Be Kind & Rewind?

So much confusion, I can't get no release. 😖

Yes.

Versatran wrote:I didn't need to read that.

I feel somehow, violated. The echoes of the braincells that died screaming in pain while reading that are haunting. ☹️

Don’t worry. I did some math. Since you lost more than one, you’ll never have to worry about losing braincells again.

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Muahhahah wrote:...Or were you talking to Please Be Kind & Rewind?

We can communicate telepathically.

We have no need for words, and it's none of your business anyway.

Stop thinking, you'll only hurt yourself, and others.

Sit down and shut up until we have a use for you. 😑

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What

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Pdxcon2019 wrote:What

What?

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Alekseandrea wrote:What?

I'll do you one better; who is Gamora?

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That's right folks, it's dead meme time

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Pdxcon2019 wrote:What

YOU'VE HAVEN'T PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR?!

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:I'll do you one better; who is Gamora?

Zoe Saldana.

Here's another dank meme...The Quiescent Platypus' Political Integrity. 😵

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Potatoes gonna potate. 🥔💞🥔

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Greetings from Conch Kingdom! Hope everyone's weekend is going great! Just stopping in on my Embassy region tour!

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Days without a Poll. 😔

I sense a lack of creative thought, but then again, creative thought is for sentient beings . . . what do soulless, heartless Succobots dream of?

Electronic sheep? Hmmm . . . 🤔

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:. . . what do soulless, heartless Succobots dream of?

Electronic sheep? Hmmm . . . 🤔

M.

Methinks mean ladybot not dream at all. She-bot not dream of Cookie like me do. Mays be Meanatarian think only of Cookie murder.

Oooh...dat so scary.

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Do fishes get thirsty?

How does one kill a non-living entity like a cookie?

If god created this world, why did he even create the Tree of Knowledge and have it be in the middle of his garden when he does not want its fruits to be eaten?

Who becomes the Empress in the show “Empress Ki”?

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Matrixulated wrote:Days without a Poll. 😔

I sense a lack of creative thought, but then again, creative thought is for sentient beings . . . what do soulless, heartless Succobots dream of?

Electronic sheep? Hmmm . . . 🤔

M.

A song of a endless sea of darkness, a kingdom on an isle with burning light, immortality, the bones of the father.

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Methinks mean ladybot not dream at all. She-bot not dream of Cookie like me do. Mays be Meanatarian think only of Cookie murder.

Oooh...dat so scary.

Dreaming of cookies being murdered is still dreaming of cookies.

Not that I dream of that.

I dream of a world where muppets don't murder spelling, logic and the English language.

And I'm not mean as such, you're simply underwhelming. So underwhelming that compliments and insults become almost impossible to distinguish.

Parrona wrote:Do fishes get thirsty?

How does one kill a non-living entity like a cookie?

If god created this world, why did he even create the Tree of Knowledge and have it be in the middle of his garden when he does not want its fruits to be eaten?

Who becomes the Empress in the show “Empress Ki”?

Ask them.

You'd need to go full muppet to understand. For the love of God, never go full muppet. Never.

It's all part of the ineffable plan.

The third one from the right behind the one with the moustache.

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New poll!

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

Plotting something with this one? <_<

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To answer the poll: Brazilian Pop Funk.

Bless the artists' souls but... damn, man.

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

Noice. 😱

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Fascinating poll, I've heard it said people don't like listening to their own voice on a recording because it's unnatural. When you talk it sounds different than being played back and until recently the tech didn't exist to make recordings.

Have a Texellent day everyone.

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Noice. 😱

I hate that word! It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Moist.

Another one...ewww!

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You don't need excuses to further impede your limited vocabulary.

But, stupid is as stupid does, [nation=noflag]Muahhahah[/nation] Gump. 🤭

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You two go together like peas and carrots. 😂

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Mandela Effect question:

[List]A: Momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates..."[/I]

B: Momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates..."[/I]

[/list]

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B - "You never know what you're gonna get."

Present/current tense with allusion to future possibilities.

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Nope. Cookie Momma always said life is like a box of Cookies...an dey allll for me! Ohm nom nom nom!

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Definitely B.

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Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Nope. Cookie Momma always said life is like a box of Cookies...an dey allll for me! Ohm nom nom nom!

Childhood diabetes is such a heartbreaking thing to see.

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The Spirit Of Louisistan wrote:Childhood diabetes is such a heartbreaking thing to see.

And all it takes is a sufficiently reflective surface for you to see it, truly tragic.

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Parrona wrote:And all it takes is a sufficiently reflective surface for you to see it, truly tragic.

I am neither a child, nor diabetic. But sure, whatever you said.

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Parrona wrote:And all it takes is a sufficiently reflective surface for you to see it, truly tragic.

Heartless! 😯

But very Parrona. 🤭

Huzzah!

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The Spirit Of Louisistan wrote:I am neither a child, nor diabetic. But sure, whatever you said.

Ah, I see in you the need to be treated as an equal, in due time, perhaps? Maybe when one of the crew could have their way with you without being charged with statutory rape?

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Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:To answer the poll: Brazilian Pop Funk.

Bless the artists' souls but... damn, man.

Spudtronic Trance is where it's at!

And Massive Attack...and Parov Stelar, but just not Bulgarian Jazz Fusion. 😖

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Parrona wrote:Ah, I see in you the need to be treated as an equal, in due time, perhaps? Maybe when one of the crew could have their way with you without being charged with statutory rape?

This RMB features incredibly disturbing sentences.

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I agree. He should get 1 year imprisonment, 9 months suspended for mental deficiency, and bread & water only. 😤

Huzzah!

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Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

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Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual polyannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.
*edited* for political correctness and inclusiveness. Hail Potato!

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I don't even know why I'm burning calories thinking about this, let alone embarrassing myself by asking it, but how does one potato know if the other is a "suitable" partner? 🤔

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Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

Affirmative, Rear Admiral, I’ll only mention the expected fate of the inhabitants of a defeated planet then.

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9 days without NS so far; I'll work on it again someday.

The Spirit Of Louisistan wrote:This RMB features incredibly disturbing sentences.

And I didn't even get to be a part of it...

Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

Greetings, dear Delegate!

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runescape

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Artichoke

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Potato!

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Antidisestablishmentarianism. 😤

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C O O K I E !!!

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Overpopulation on Monday, plagues on Tuesday, ecological collapse on Wednesday, starvation on Thursday, crucifixion on Friday, live burial on Saturday and unrestrained bombing of planet on Sunday.

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Parrona wrote:Overpopulation on Monday, plagues on Tuesday, ecological collapse on Wednesday, starvation on Thursday, crucifixion on Friday, live burial on Saturday and unrestrained bombing of planet on Sunday.

That was the end,

of Solomon Grundy.

Hello, Spiritus

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You guys must be bored in between issues.

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Mesapatiamia wrote:runescape

Like, he started it, dude! ✌️❤️

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Abarri wrote:That was the end,

of Solomon Grundy.

Hello, Spiritus

👋

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Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

And your complementary reminder that you don't normally have to listen to Rogamark, but it would be a good idea to this time.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:And your complementary reminder that you don't normally have to listen to Rogamark, but it would be a good idea to this time.

Rogamark is the guy with all the fun buttons though. This time and normally.

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Evilei wrote:

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You two clearly have no idea what you are talking about. The reality is

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Woah...this is trippy, dudes. Like, far out, man. ✌️❤️️

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*checks calendar*

Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.

The Salaxalans wrote:

Still better insight than anything Alekseandrea has provided

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:*checks calendar*

Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.Still better insight than anything She who shall not be named has provided

And this is how a crook dies without anyone hitting him, when said crook insults a lady.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:*checks calendar*

Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.Still better insight than anything Alekseandrea has provided

I present to you the biggest mistakes you made as a chief executive:

[list]

[*] Existing.

[*] Challenging me.

[/list]

Those are also the only mistakes. An abomination of nature who does nothing, can do nothing wrong, you see.

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GET OFF MY GODDARN LAWN, DANGIT!

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I’m not on your lawn if said lawn has been seized by the state. So feel free* to cheer on for the glorious leader while soldiers march down the largest street of the nearest city.

* free as in we will execute your family if you refuse.

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MY LAWN IS ALL OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY GODDARN LAWN, DANGIT!

You have a lot of nerve being alive!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MY LAWN IS ALL OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

You're supposed to be different when you have escaped death by ineffable, unnatural means.

Not just the normal insanity!

Back in my day people stayed dead and when they didn't they came back wrong!

Old people today...

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Alekseandrea wrote:You have a lot of nerve being alive!

You're supposed to be different when you have escaped death by ineffable, unnatural means.

Not just the normal insanity!

Back in my day people stayed dead and when they didn't they came back wrong!

Old people today...

DAMN RIGHT I GOT NERVE.

YOU THINK I MADE IT THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS JUST TO DIE OF "OLD AGE"? RAPSCALLION.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DAMN RIGHT I GOT NERVE.

YOU THINK I MADE IT THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS JUST TO DIE OF "OLD AGE"? RAPSCALLION.

Ahem. Pardon me, sir. If I gave you R$390 trillion worth of WMDs, would I have permission to occupy a space on your lawn?

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Parrona wrote:I’m not on your lawn if said lawn has been seized by the state. So feel free* to cheer on for the glorious leader while soldiers march down the largest street of the nearest city.

* free as in we will execute your family if you refuse.

Careful... He has allies in high places. ...Namely me. My military has more than double the strength than yours. So...your move. 😄

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Bold of you to assume that we are using NS stats in the first place.

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Now, back to answering those of significance.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MY LAWN IS ALL OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

Nice planet you have there, it would be quite the shame if say, a stray barrage of asteroids were to hit it...

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DAMN RIGHT I GOT NERVE.

YOU THINK I MADE IT THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS JUST TO DIE OF "OLD AGE"? RAPSCALLION.

Someone’s feisty now...eh? Don’t worry, Comrade-captain Hans would be here shortly to take care of you.

Alekseandrea wrote:You have a lot of nerve being alive!

You're supposed to be different when you have escaped death by ineffable, unnatural means.

Not just the normal insanity!

Back in my day people stayed dead and when they didn't they came back wrong!

Old people today...

It’s his lawn, he’s feeding off it like a vampire, like any capitalist pig would, the state confiscating his land would be his demise eventually, for his land is his source of power.

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N-Day is almost upon us, in 3 days 3 hours and small change. There will be a channel provided in time with instructions. This year won't be a smooth ride, but the Potato Alliance will be glorious as always. Polish your good puppets, there will be only two general pings. One now, and one reminder shortly before it starts. It's a long event, help is appreciated even if you can't be around for the start. We all have to sleep every now and then.

Apologies in advance to everyone I'll yell at. N-Day does things to my brain.

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...bah, I wishfully misremembered that N-Day is a weekend thing

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Rogamark wrote:N-Day is almost upon us, in 3 days 3 hours and small change. There will be a channel provided in time with instructions. This year won't be a smooth ride, but the Potato Alliance will be glorious as always. Polish your good puppets, there will be only two general pings. One now, and one reminder shortly before it starts. It's a long event, help is appreciated even if you can't be around for the start. We all have to sleep every now and then.

Apologies in advance to everyone I'll yell at. N-Day does things to my brain.

Rogamark wrote:...bah, I wishfully misremembered that N-Day is a weekend thing

Rogamark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY

Everyone else:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/227/dd0.png

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Rogamark wrote:N-Day is almost upon us, in 3 days 3 hours and small change. There will be a channel provided in time with instructions. This year won't be a smooth ride, but the Potato Alliance will be glorious as always. Polish your good puppets, there will be only two general pings. One now, and one reminder shortly before it starts. It's a long event, help is appreciated even if you can't be around for the start. We all have to sleep every now and then.

Apologies in advance to everyone I'll yell at. N-Day does things to my brain.

It's a remarkable turn of events, but this makes a record 2 (two) Rogannouncements that bear listening to. *Checks cue card for relatable phrase* Let's get this bread!

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I better be a military specialist this year.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:It's a remarkable turn of events, but this makes a record 2 (two) Rogannouncements that bear listening to. *Checks cue card for relatable phrase* Let's get this bread!

This cue card is unlawful, void and of no effect.

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The return of The Original Grumpy Grandpa? 🤗

Cue the Cabbageworms and the Shotgun! 😱

M.

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Consigahria wrote:Ahem. Pardon me, sir. If I gave you R$390 trillion worth of WMDs, would I have permission to occupy a space on your lawn?

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, DONALD TRUMP?

Parrona wrote:Now, back to answering those of significance.

Nice planet you have there, it would be quite the shame if say, a stray barrage of asteroids were to hit it...

Someone’s feisty now...eh? Don’t worry, Comrade-captain Hans would be here shortly to take care of you. It’s his lawn, he’s feeding off it like a vampire, like any capitalist pig would, the state confiscating his land would be his demise eventually, for his land is his source of power.

I LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR WHAT, A YEAR? AND SOME COMMUNIST WIMPS TAKE OVER?

STEP ASIDE, SONNY, BEFORE YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE OF FREEDOM.

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Matrixulated wrote:The return of The Original Grumpy Grandpa? 🤗

Cue the Cabbageworms and the Shotgun! 😱

M.

GET OFF MY LAWN, YOUNGSTER. DON'T WANT YOU MIXING WITH THESE TYPES, BUNCHA CROOKS AND COMMIES AND COMMIE CROOKS.

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That they are, OGG, that they are. 😔

M.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, DONALD TRUMP?

Yes :3

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, DONALD TRUMP?

Consigahria wrote:Yes :3

That thing on your head...do you wash that or feed it? 🤔

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, DONALD TRUMP?

I LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR WHAT, A YEAR? AND SOME COMMUNIST WIMPS TAKE OVER?

STEP ASIDE, SONNY, BEFORE YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE OF FREEDOM.

Communism, in the hands of idealists and supported by the consensus of all involved parties, creates utopias where everyone is free and equal. Unfortunately, not everyone is altruistic to a fault, especially not a human.

Besides, freedom is a relative concept, after all, should the mother have the right to choose whether to host a life, or should that living being be allowed to exist? Should the worker have the right to receive enough to feed his family, or should the green-eyed businessman be allowed to make as much as he can? Should everyone have the right to defend themselves, or should they be allowed to live free from the fear of others? I could go on and on about how definitions can be easily change, but I digress, if you think that the shotgun in your hand is ‘freedom’, then I must introduce you to the Ulysses 1994XF04, which I borrowed from somewhere sometime last century.

inhales I would start a rant about Hans, but that would be counterproductive to the goals of Red Fleet Week.

turns away from screen

When is Red Fleet Week ending again? 4 days? Okay, I’ll try not to kill anything, or glass a planet until then.

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Consigahria wrote:Yes :3

I'M DISGUSTED.

Parrona wrote:Communism, in the hands of idealists and supported by the consensus of all involved parties, creates utopias where everyone is free and equal. Unfortunately, not everyone is altruistic to a fault, especially not a human.

Besides, freedom is a relative concept, after all, should the mother have the right to choose whether to host a life, or should that living being be allowed to exist? Should the worker have the right to receive enough to feed his family, or should the green-eyed businessman be allowed to make as much as he can? Should everyone have the right to defend themselves, or should they be allowed to live free from the fear of others? I could go on and on about how definitions can be easily change, but I digress, if you think that the shotgun in your hand is ‘freedom’, then I must introduce you to the Ulysses 1994XF04, which I borrowed from somewhere sometime last century.

inhales I would start a rant about Hans, but that would be counterproductive to the goals of Red Fleet Week.

turns away from screen

When is Red Fleet Week ending again? 4 days? Okay, I’ll try not to kill anything, or glass a planet until then.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? I BEG YOUR PARDON, I CAN'T REALLY LISTEN TO BOLSHIE PROPAGANDA.

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Who assigned my fleet to patrol this end of the universe again? Especially on Red Fleet Week? Because I swear to the Stars that it’s hard to be nice and to promote egalitarian ideals when say, some territorial, trigger-happy fossil refuses to listen to any opinion rather than its own.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M DISGUSTED.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? I BEG YOUR PARDON, I CAN'T REALLY LISTEN TO BOLSHIE PROPAGANDA.

I have not promoted Communism as a practical ideology, but sure label it as “Bolshie Propaganda”, you trigger-happy, narrow-minded crustacean.

For humans, Capitalism works better than Socialism, while Communism is impossible, but that’s only because humans are reluctant to pool resources together for a cause greater than them, which could be the construction of a military fit for the superior race, or the equal distribution of resources for everyone.

We have tried Communism, and it works, in a society where all are willing to put the community before self, and that is definitely not a society that humans can build. In addition, it takes a lot of...restructuring of the society.

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👀

M.

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