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Region: Spiritus
[spoiler=This made me laugh.]
Daddy, who let the poors out onto the front lawn? questions Richard Kensington-Wellington III, whose famed millionaire misanthropic father is currently turning on the garden sprinklers. The working classes should have never been allowed to study in the first place. I mean, what good does it do them? It only fills them with ridiculous aspirations above their natural station. Its quite obvious after all that only the elite of society should be educated. All of my friends and their daddies say so! The common folk would be happier doing something useful with their lives![/spoiler]
Jamocha, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Isle Of Litha
New poll!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Parrona never used a program called "Windows," besides, which idiot will give a program a name that literally means "an opening in a wall that allows the passage of light, sound, and air."?
OOC:
Force updates are disgusting, can we not talk about them?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
You can only grow by confronting your fears!
Configuring windows updates
0% complete
Do not turn off your computer.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Isle Of Litha
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
New Poll - What is or was your most hated windows feature?
● Other ...
Memory resource management/RAM usage!
Like...Splitting system ram with video card or other hardware.
Paging file use slowing ehhhhverything down.
Windows usurping ram for background tasks but not "freeing" it up once it's done!
RAM violation was the long silent blue-scream of death!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Good. Good. Give in to your hatred...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Oooh I sense a disturbance in the Force.
Without The Jedi-Zombi Jezus here to moderate, this could get dark!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes, Hardyhomeland
Agreed! 😠
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Forced Updates was definitely my biggest issue. I realize that updates are critical at times, but it'd be nice if it just did it when I shut down my computer rather than constantly screaming it at me while I'm doing work >_>
I also strongly echo the comments regarding RAM usage
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
As a Systems Administrator IRL (yes, it's true!) back in the day, it was a frakking nightmare managing NT4 Servers & Windows 2000 Servers running Microsoft SQL Server because of its voracious memory appetite and inability to 'give it back' to Windows OS.
Before I created the Dreamworld you all know and love as the Simulnation of Matrixulated, I was an actual computer guy! 😉
Chomp on that, Spuddles!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Heartless wench! 😤
M.
Alekseandrea
Well, since you are, most likely, a simulation of a white caucasian male, you are, if this assumption is correct, not allowed to criticise about anything that is female or non-caucasian.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Doh! 😡
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
*evil gloating*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
And if he's not? Will it change anything?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No, then I will simply accuse him of being a white caucasian male claiming not to be a white caucasian male.
He can't win against my intelligent design!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Stallaba, Hardyhomeland
Hey guys. Just joined :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Welcome, mr Winteroak. This is a nice place, I hope you like it. If you have any questions, just ask them in the feed, and the answers you get in return will be the things you should *not* do. Trust me, it's a good rule. I live by it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stallaba, Hardyhomeland, Wynteroak
Hey!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Wynteroak
Welcome! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Black Water Fredonia, Wynteroak
Intelligent design does not imply nor guarantee intelligence in the end product.
You!
I win! 😆
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona
Quote mining? Really?
A man of your talents?
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Pattern recognition. I like it. I would it expect nothing less from you though. I'll accept this backhanded and awkward compliment as an early Father's Day present. 😙
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Congratulations! You are the first individual to break the laws of all 196 countries on Earth itself! (regarding non-organics, at least) Now, we organics will teach you respect.
*insert arrest warrant*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?
Don't worry though, it's only superficial!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
There's nothing superficial about The Evil Eye.
That's no blemish on his potato skin.
He's got the black heart of a murderous spud!
Bad potato!
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
This? Oh, that's not a blemish, it's the medal I got for winning the Siege of Alpha Centaurus, if you are asking about the other one, I got it for salvaging the disastrous Washington Encirclement.
That's when we were forced into a rushing retreat, and chased back to Alpha Centaurus, when we agreed on a peace with honour, but who knew that gue'la are that perfidious?
That said, do you want me to list the conflicts that came after the peace with honour, mon'keigh?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
There. First vote, and immediately made it a controversial one.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Woo I'm not alone! Yay Dalton!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Also how can you have a favorite Bond poll without Barry Nelson, first one to ever play Bond??? :P An American Bond, and a British Felix Leiter... Very strange.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cardboard Lootbox
Happy Father's Day uncle...and if there are any others amongst us, you too!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
And if we want to really get picky, most of the characters in the one with David Niven get their names changed to James Bond, to confuse the enemy... And themselves... :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Thanks, Spuddles!
I wish your Dad was still drinking Ouzo shots with me, I miss your old man.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Well, it's not like you're a stranger to failure.
Just kidding!
I looked it up on Wikipedia though . . . 😉
M.
Alekseandrea
England! England! England!
Harry Kane with the extra-time winner.
England 2 - 1 Tunisia!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Spurs 2 - 1 Tunisia !!!
Come on England!
God Bless The Queen!
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
You spelled 'Sean Connery' wrong too.
That's unforgivable for a Bond fan. 😳
M.
Hardyhomeland
Good thing Im no bond fan.
Matrixulated
On the other hand, that's almost how he pronounces his own name: Shaon Connorhy?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Yehhshh, heesh Shhkorrtishh.
Personally, I love his accent.
Without doubt, he's the best 'James Bond' ever.
Also, one of the greatest actors of all time. He even gets a pass for 'Zardoz' ohmigosh! 😯
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Or 'spellchecker' either? 😕
M.
t°-°t
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!
[sub]Wait! - That's not rain!![/sub]
[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
[spoiler= Trigger Warning ]
IC: Why believe in a god that you've never seen, besides, one god is never enough. Gods have walked among us before, in our darkest hour, they are the beacon of hope in a sea of chaos, the radiant shield against the barbarians that herald the darkness.
Do not speak to us about your god, for what has he done other than largely ignore his "creations?" Our gods take an active role in guiding us and cutting out corruption, if we cannot manage the problems ourselves.
OOC: *insert combined response from other religions* [/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
My, who will clean all these various limbs and organs from our streets?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Hardyhomeland
Uhh let me guess...the uhh codestream will wash them away with digital rain or something something Matrix film related? 😴
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
I have a request, Auntie Aleks! ☺
The next Poll has to have a potato option back in it again, please?
Think of the children! 😇
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
[sub][nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation][/sub]
OOC: JZJ sent me a telegram? Wow. You do know that the "combined response" might be indifferent or maybe positive? After all, the world doesn't only consist of raving mad fanatics.
But, to accommodate both the people who scream "discrimination/abuse" when the police arrest them for rioting and those who might want the Pope to declare Crusades again, I've placed my previous post in a trigger warning.
[sub]Not sore about losing several dozen systems/kingdoms in CK2 over several Crusades, I swear. [/sub]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Your wish is granted! REJOICE!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Potatoes are dry and thick, not good for someone without teeth, like birds, maybe aliens, or seniors.
Mash potato also tends to stick in the mouth, not an alternative.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Wynteroak
HERESY!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
I have NO idea what that means!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox
Fair play, you little sh¡t! Kudos.
You beat me to the punchline. This time. 😡
Something something this is MY world! 😬
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Woah! 😮
Therapy worked?
That boy has . . . feelings? 😮
We are all DOOMED !!! 😵
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Matrixulated whilst technically NOT a vegetable, is good for the soul! 😊
The Codestream is all around you, the Floating Feast of yummy goodness that comprises the Dreamworld within which you slumber like the Muppets you all are . . . muah ha hahhh! 😈
So YES!!! Vote Matrixulated!
It's the ONLY option. And you know you want to. 😆
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox
Ahhh yes. Yessss! 😏
Everything is proceeding as I have forseen! ☺
Your move, my love. 😘
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cardboard Lootbox
I never thought that we needed Moses after The Exodus, but now, we really need someone to wash these rebellious tin cans into the depths of the Pacific.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
What the HELL did you do? 😭
Nobody asked for this horror show!
It's a puppet Tsunami! 😠
V o t e
P O T A T O !!!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Thankyou for the vote in our latest poll!
I appreciate your favor!
Unfortunately, it looks like my 'Matrix'-mad Uncle Matrixulated is subverting natural selection and hijacking the poll with his Code-Puppets!
If only there was someone powerful enough, (with many puppet-nations of their own perhaps) that could swing the vote away from his megalomaniacal clutches...Lord that would be a Godsend! 🙏
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Can't you vortex them into the nether of space at least?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
There are two others, a Lord and an Admiral...
...too bad the latter is already engaged elsewhere, what a shame.
Yeah, about that, you do realise that with gravity, unless you want me to kill at least another 2 billion organics, it's impossible.
Try dealing with the peccable land-bound beings called humans, then you'll know why I won't engage in melee with them.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Well... It certainly is the first time I've seen someone so invested in being called a vegetable.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Revisit your interpretation and comprehension of prose and grammar, you servile bot-wench! 😤
The use of the comma places emphasis on, " Matrixulated . . . is good for the soul.
The aside in this sentence is that Matrixulated is, ". . . technically not a vegetable . . ."
There is no claim, insinuation or implication in your "quote" where I invest in being "called" anything.
I should charge you for these grammar lessons. Really. Tsk Tsk. Shame on you.
Oh, I forgot!
You have no shame! 😧
Again, your move my love. 😚
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
V o t e
P O T A T O !!!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
I rest my case! 😃
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Oh, and in case you forget...
[list]V o t e
P O T A T O !!![/list]
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Quote meddling again? How droll.
So lowbrow, Spoodley.
Although I should expect nothing less from something that lives underground.
Dud spud. Bad potato.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
As much as I dislike rebellious, sentient toasters, I agree that the Mon'keigh Humans are a...peculiar species, to say the least.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Impressive. Every word you wrote is wrong.
Especially the last sentence. *shudders*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Am I missing something I haven't been here long?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Anybody else get a telegram? I'm weak I might do it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Dont worry, I missed it too.
But in retrospect, how could I?
His insatiable need for my atention, his constant arguing, despite my clearly superior intellect, his petty gloating when I make an understandable mistake, my obviously massive amount of charisma...
I can only be grateful that he has the memory of a goldfish. When I utter THAT truth I will still be able to rebuff his unwanted avances...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
[list]V o t e
P O T A T O !!![/list]
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Just for you old Spuddles! 🗳
[sub]...and I brought a friend - [nation=long]Spitzen-Polish[/nation][/sub]
Matrixulated, Spitzen-Polish, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Ironically, your boasts are very off-putting, you might want to start taking care of your "charisma," lest your prideful bursts earn you a virtual lynching.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah
I believe Im quite safe. Theyre going to lynch you first, after all.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah
Virtual rope?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
I did !!!
I Reloaded, and I did!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
Hey all.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
It seems Matrixulated REALLY wants to be a vegetable - A little spinal injury may grant him his wish...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded
Hello and welcome to Spiritus!
Grab your introductory Potato and make yourself at home! 😊
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
That's not very charismatic. 😒
M.
Alekseandrea
Helloooo! 😄
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
[list]V O T E !
V O T E !
V O T E ! [/list]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded
*Sniffs around the RMB*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, Rottweiler
You and Matrixulated are polar opposites, the former is an organic pretending to be a lifeless machine, and the latter a synthetic pretending to be an organic, I must say Matriculated does a pretty good job, while you, you just slightly resemble someone.
*awkward silence ensues as I turn to watch China and Russia veto another SC resolution*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland
*Stands guard with Rottweiler*
Matrixulated, Parrona, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Rottweiler
*Farts in the RMB*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Staffy Bull Terrier
*Sneezes, and wags tail furiously; pleading innocence*
Matrixulated, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Rottweiler
*Smiles, sniffs [nation=noflag]Jack Russell[/nation]'s butt, and then drops an even smellier one*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Jack Russell
What the Hell is going on in here??? 😮
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah
You utter tosser! 😩
You hijacked and stole the poll votes! 😲
You desperately insidious, shameless, miserable old bag of dicks! 😠
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah
Spiritus is the Region of Potato love and respect.
Don't let the digital demon Matrixulated and his program-puppet Nations steal the Poll!
First he tried to steal it...now he's FRAMING ME as the fall guy in his evil plan! 😠
Walk with The Spirit and step into the light...
For Potato and for Spiritus! 😄
[list]V o t e
P O T A T O !!![/list]
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Ummm I can't change my vote back sorry dude. I agreed to trade some cards to change my vote first time from potato for Matrixulated in a telegram.
Now I don't understand why?
He only has one vote. Wtf?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
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