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Region: Spiritus
*reads the above*
D:
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
GOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING SPIRITUS!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*notices my amazingness has reached world benchmark civil rights. ^^*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
This does remind me of something...
The choice of words is rather...
...suggestive, I would say.
I can only conclude Sigmund Schlomo Freud couldn't have been more correct in his beliefs.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Aletenii
You do realise there is more than one time zone, do you?
Your comment is therefore offensive to the differently time-zoned.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Dagons Dreamers
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
GOOD MORNING. IS IT TIME FOR SECOND BREAKFAST YET?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau
Hey guys, so I hit 1 billion population some time ago and I do not know what to do now. Any suggestions?
Matrixulated
Keep going.
Matrixulated
My puppet/first nation on NS, Udoch is at 5.338 billion population.
Just keep going.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Tlacayotl.
*sits bolt-upright in bed, clutching chest, gasping for breath . . .*
*stares at the open bedroom door as a fading acrid yet unmistakable odor of rotting flesh triggers the realization . . . JayZeeJay!!*
*strangled scream of mortal horror escapes throat . . .*
" I need an adult !!!"
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
OK, sorry about that.
Phew! Mistaken identity is all.
My bad. All that gurgling had me worried.
Welcome to Spiritus!
M.
Alekseandrea
It is alright! We're all here to be friends!
Matrixulated
*echoey deep voice*
"We prefer Kanye"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*We have to stick to Lovecraft tropes*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Always!
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Hey [nation=short]Tlacayotl[/nation] when you are at one billion an issue can show up that lets you name your nation's religion! :D And after that you can change it whenever you want in your settings page.
Matrixulated
I'm still a fish.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
Yep.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
In this nation, the only thing not determined by rolling the dice are the elections!
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
I would like to point out I just got released from the freezer at work, someone locked it thinking no one was in there. I was in there for an hour.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand
It was around 32 degrees in there.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I think something is wrong with your freezer. They're meant to freeze things, not melt them!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
sorry It's in Fahrenheit
Matrixulated
Yeah, Moon? Well . . .
Yo' Mama said, "knock you out!"
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey, look on the bright side. It's not everyday you get to be the centerpiece of a spy novel, right?
'Aletenii: The Nation that came in from the cold!'
It's a best-seller in the making. All you need is the evil, cold-hearted villain who tried to freeze you out.
OK. I've run out of material.
Anybody?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
We don't write much, but it sounds like it was a slavic lady! Who will eventually melt into the arms of the hero!
Matrixulated
*voice cutting like sharp knives made of cold steel*
"Dying to hypothermia and drowning is two of the better ways to die, we know much, much worse"
*a laugh that rattles around like thousands of metalesque objects hitting the floor, grinding together like malicious teeth*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
He learns the power of merchandising from an ugly imp?
He gets struck by lightning and gets bitten by a cobra?
He fights Batman?
Someone from an alternate timeline locker him up to prevent Bill Gates from making an evil ai that sends exterminators to the past?
He discovers his true parentage?
He learns the meaning of life from a magical differently mentally enabled person/negroe/Indian/treehugger/liberal/stoner?
The possibilities are endless.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Dagons Dreamers
Our nation may have just discovered aliens... I hope this turns out. Having a part alien population would be cool.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand
That's awful. Are you ok now?
Join the forums or IRC!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I do know that! I already got it!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
'Twas I who close the fridge door! Haha-hahahahaha!!
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea
I find it bizarre that some nations are called "The Dictatorship of", but then they're a Democracy or Anarchy. That's just stupid imo.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon
You mean like the United Kingdom, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand
*or
Matrixulated
I was more so talking about nations on this site, but the Korea example works too.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Well North Korea does it for appearances, and the United Kingdom isn't a dictatorship and doesn't call itself that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sorry for self advertisement but please endorse me for the WA.
Matrixulated
I have a friend who named his nation "Dictatorship of"
Matrixulated
Huh! Youd be surprised. Things are swinging from the sublime to the ridiculous on a daily basis.
Brexit!
Matrixulated
I will cut you.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I didn't realize that the UK had gone all authoritarian while I wasn't looking. What does Brexit have to do with it, especially considering it's a referendum? :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Just pointing out that what used to be the home of the stiff upper lip, tighten your belts and make do, you can't beak our spirit, we shall overcome, Rule Britannia! - and all that, has now lost its collective f*cking mind.
My Grandad tells me ALL the time that THIS is not the country that his Father and 3 uncles fought and died for in WWII.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
That feeling certainly exists across the world
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Salutations, people of Spiritus!
The Township has released this dispatch containing more information about the upcoming Midsummer Nights Festival!
We hope you will join us around the bonfires!
Sincerely,
Isaris, WA Delegate of Equilism
Matrixulated
Why are the only options I get always so extreme? I just has the option between sending everybody who makes graffiti ever under any circumstances to jail, which would ultimately result in their death in the gladiatorial arena, or making all graffiti legal, no matter how much it destroys private property! I'm glad they included a 'dismiss this issue' option...
Matrixulated
Yeah NS doesn't go with "middle ground" very often! :P
Thank you, [nation=short]Isaris[/nation]!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
You will not be able to cut me...
➡👋✂🗡🔪🍴⛸⛏ - These are not the sharp bladed objects you are looking for!🌌
- I shall eat your kidney, with some fava beans🍜, and a chilled glass of chianti🍷🍾😋😬😃
🏹**Tenderises you with an assortment of tools**🔫🛠🏑🏏💣💪
☣🛢☢💊**Chucks in some "seasoning"**💉🦂🕷☠
🤗💀**Shuts you in the fridge again**💀😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Teleports out**
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Is standing there (with a smile), waiting for you at the exact spot you teleported to with my zombie horde surrounding you!**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Movie Director Says: 🎬 CUT! 🎬
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Udoch.
Will our hero survive his ordeals?
Only the sequel can tell.
The sequel will have an even lower budget and will be cancelled after years in development hell.
Because frankly, the main antagonist feels like a god mode sue and the protagonist doesn't do anything, really. It's rather boring.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah. Its already making my hair hurt.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
How does hair hurt? You must have some amazing hair, dude.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He's actually Medusa.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
I say end these emojis. Good old text is all we need to represent things.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
And that brings the percentage of us that have been confirmed non-human to... 30%?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
1. Are there WA Delegate Elections? 2. If Yes, when is the next one? 3. And how can I run?
Matrixulated
no, no and no.
Matrixulated
We just put salaxalans there since he is useless.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
1. Sort of. Constitutionally being the WA Delegate is a power given to the President, and they can assign that power to another person at any time, if they want to. The President is an elected position, and if you were to become President you could give it to anyone you wanted, or kept it to yourself. Every President for the past few years has always chosen The Salaxalans to do it, which is why he's been it for so long.
2. The end of July/beginning of August are the next Presidential elections, and they occur every four months
3. First you have to become a citizen on the offsite forums (links can be found in the world factbook entry at the top of the page) then during the last week of July you post in the nomination thread that is created that you will be running for President (you must also choose a Vice President to run with).
Let us know if you have any questions.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Happiest Place In The Galaxy, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm trying to fill out the citizenship application form but it gives me an error screen that says: you do not have permission to start a topic on this forum. At this point I don't know what to do.
Matrixulated
Did you create an account on the forums? There's a button in the very top left that says "register"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good luck!
Matrixulated
Yes, I'm actually a fish.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
fishy fishy fish
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Vote me for president, unmake spiritus great again.
Matrixulated
Me and Salaxalans have decided to make spiritus blaze it again. we need make this a true place for dank kush.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Uh.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Bow wow wow, yippy-yo yippy-yay . . . light it up!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes I did make an account
Matrixulated
And when you try to make a new topic here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/3187656/ it still says you can't?
Matrixulated
That's nice.
Are you certain you were 'logged in' with said account?
There is a difference between making or using an account.
Ok now I'm logged in and filled out the form thanks for the help.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
No problem!
Matrixulated
You're welcome.
Matrixulated
Hmmm, I disappear for 3 days and nobody asked any questions...
...My plan is working; the natives have become so accustomed to my omnipresence, they don't notice when I return to my private inner sanctum, where I'm secretly plotting their downfall, and making preparations for the impending Apocalypse...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You can't be omnipresent AND go to your 'private sactum'.
You are either already there and here and thus omnipresent or you're not there and go there, thus being not omnipresent.
Don't start with 'I use my godly powers to make logic go cry in a corner'.
We all know you lack enough acolytes to do that.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why can't he? If he's omnipresent, he could still be more fully present in one place than others. It could be put in terms of focus, or of interaction. Take a security guard, for example. He is present throughout the whole building when he watches cameras, and yet physically only in one place. It all depends on how you think of things.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nice analogy!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Post by The Nationstates Review suppressed by a moderator.
More present...
You are present or you aren't.
There is no middle ground.
There is a box in the room or there isn't.
The box is present in said room or isn't.
Box-like things have nothing to do with it.
And our security guard is present in the room with the monitors, the monitors merely expand his angles of view.
Seeing things on a screen doesn't make you present for said things.
I wasn't present for the filming of 'star wars: episode 1', yet I saw the movie.
And one can perfectly be 100 percent present without paying any attention. Like sleeping in a room. You can't sleep in a room if you aren't present there.
The security guard, if he had an infinite amount of cameras and the power to process the influx of data, would be an example of partial omniscience, because he would know what happened everywhere at a certain point of time.
(For complete omniscience one needs to know everything. EVERYTHING.)
Nothing more.
Omnipresence requires one to be everywhere at once. Like an infinitely large field of phlogiston.
This might lead to omniscience (the omnipresence, not the phlogiston), but is no guarantee for omniscience.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Thus, I nominate the thoroughly distinguished Dominion of Alekseandrea as the new Minister of Science & Technology for Spiritus.
Should that position not be available, or not to his liking, then he is more than qualified to fill the position as Minister of Shut the F*ck Up and Sit Yo Monkey Ass Down.
Three cheers for Alekseandrea!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I have been inactive for a good while, but looking at this RMB now nothing changed.
We tend to have more liberal users (or a least nations), we are sort of large (not bothered to check, but I think we are the 9th biggest region in the game), we have lots of game/TV show-based (mostly Anime) nations.
Our RMB is fairly active, I've seen it get 15 posts per hour on good days, we are really friendly and are not afraid to help newer players out.
I can't think of anything now, but I think that's about it. Oh and yeah, we like potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post by The Nationstates Review suppressed by a moderator.
Made Pizza industry stat rise by 30%
#Proud
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Deranged Squirrels
Post self-deleted by The Aletenii.
Or he's a self-proclaimed holy version of Schrodinger's cat...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Well, we're pretty cool I guess... and about 30% of us aren't human. That's all I can think of right now.
Matrixulated
HOLLY HUTTON I have soooooo not been gone long enough to not exist! Lord Hutton will surely make someone pay for this clear error!
Also, my flag is on my other computer.... Which I won't get back for several more months.... Ugggg I don't even have my back up. Welp, time to start looking for s temp.
PRAISE BE!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This flag is 100% exactly the old one and anyone who says anything different will be struck down in holy fire.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Werpdrarg Beta
In the nation of Vivis you should never harm innocent people. We will scalp any enemy soldiers who do so.
Matrixulated
That cat is about uncertainty.
He's death or he's alive.
It is however impossible to say when the cat goes from alive to death.
Because it is impossible to say when the radioactive compound will degrade, which indirectly leads to the cats death.
The reasoning that the cat is alive And death is a reasoning tool. We can't say which is true, so we assume the cat is both.
It's like saying: I know he's in one of 2 rooms, but I don't know which. Thus I asume he's in both rooms.
While our testing subject clearly (The rooms are far apart) is in one of those rooms.
(We ignore field-like persons.)
Making our reasoning logically false, this however doesn't mean the reasoning is useless.
It has nothing to do with being partially there.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Is it just me or is JZJ slightly annoyed by me?
Should I fear being smitten by lighting?
Eaten alive?
Roasted?
Watching 'titanic'?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm a fish.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
you know what would be weird: if this site was really a lie and everyone you ever talk to is just max berry pretending to be a new guy
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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