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Region: Spiritus
Nuts. Good thing I'm a genetically bred super potato soldier.
*grows back*
Phytophthora Infestans
[that makes sense now. Too much science in this chat.]
when are they going to come out with the better version of potatogion?
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
(you brought it up)
[I know]
Don't give anyone ideas about copying me. Also, it's harder to get better than perfect.
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
i hate perfection. it means theres no room for improvement.
Phytophthora Infestans
You don't need to improve when you are perfect.
Phytophthora Infestans
thats why its so boring
Oh god we're back to burying me in new posts. :(
:P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
*shovels posts onto your feet*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
yup
*dumps truckload of posts onto [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] and stomps on them compacting them and making it look like he was never here and walks away from the compact pile of posts*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*crawls out of pile of posts while gasping for breath* "AHHHHH*cough* WHY ARE THEY STILL COMING!"
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
*throws [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] a life preserver*
*realizes that life preservers don't float on posts*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*sets a post on the massive pile of posts*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*watching in amusement floating out of reach above the posts and holds out hand for [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation]* cmon up faulks
Faulknation
(Burns posts after Halloween sugar high)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
quickly so i can make the posts come alive and watch the others struggle
[nation=short]Antartican rp2[/nation] how dare you ruin my fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Salaxalans
Calls in airstrike of posts as I burst into mad fits of laughter)
*replaces single post*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*untouched by posts then makes them come alive and hostile*
*calmly places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*Begins sharpening posts*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
(sorry for double post) *pulls out little friend begins firing wildly*
The Salaxalans
Hello little friend.
Little friend, his names Bill, Pulls out Mk19
*watching unamused*
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Gets into Titan from Titanfall and stomps on all your posts.
impressive tiny suit
*replaces all my posts*
*calls copyrited police*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Sues police for infringing on my copyright.
Rides Titan from attack on titan.
Faulknation
he said what it was from so they wont do anything
still tiny *gets into gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann*
Faulknation
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*then turns into super gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann*
Rides Cthulu into battle.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
(are you not aware that super gurren lagann tengan toppa from gurren lagann is bigger than anything that exists?)
I'm out and..... MORGAN FREEMAN
Matrixulated, Faulknation
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gurennlagann/images/8/8d/Super-tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121211031905
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
And here I am thinking that plasma is a state of matter. I'm so naive.
Matrixulated, Faulknation, Parrona
That wasn't about plasma. It was about an organism.
*places another post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Ahhhh, yeah. Whatever you say.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
I leave for two days and come back to this.
Even after reading all those messages I can hardly explain why this has happened beyond an average age of 14 in the RMB currently.
On a side note, look into what plasma actually is Parrona.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Esperossa, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Antartican Rp2
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
Welcome back :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
181 new messages.
Like a fool I actually looked over all of them.
There's 10 minutes of my life I can't get back . . .
You bunch of GO-use-the-spiritus-forums-ignoring-muthaf#ckas!
Aaarrrgggh!
To think I went without sleep and stayed up 24 hours straight wasting cure missiles saving you spamming Muppets!
But the Cubs just won the World Series so I will not send JayZeeJay to execute you all today.
Now there's a real power-playing 'God' who's got his RP & his sh*t together.
And he owes me a favor.
M.
*gently lays post on top of huge post-mountain eyesore*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
post post post post
We need to build a wall.
Out of posts.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
And we'll make the internet trolls pay for it.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
They're bringing spam posts, they're bring feminists, they're neo nazi's.
Matrixulated, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans
TAX THE NEO-FEMINAZIS!
The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
I'm gone for a few days and...What in the world happened here?
Alekseandrea
That about sums it up. Welcome back. Or were you on your way out?
2 hours...2 HOURS, and nearly 100 posts about there being to many posts...something doesn't seem right *cues how did this happen to me*
*puts another post down*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*picks up the post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
*puts another one down*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*picks it up*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
I'm done with this.
*drops a post and runs away*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*lays down and goes into the fetal position*
So many posts to clean up!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by Phytophthora Infestans.
Post self-deleted by Phytophthora Infestans.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
A never ending supply of food?! [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], truly you have brought me here to a virtual paradise; a heaven if you will!
*Praises [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]*
*Stands in awe of [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*Spreads spores amongst the pile of posts*
*spores land on me* eww...what is this *destroys all the spores*
*Gathers posts*
*Stacks them up*
*Stacks pressure-treated posts separately**Organises pile*
🤔 That's an idea!*Takes all the posts placed or dropped in a pile by [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and constructs a wall, topped with a fence; which surrounds a garden in which in a log/post cabin is built, outside of which is placed a long table made of posts, and upon which is served a monumental feast and large pitchers of innumerable drinks**Slips anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic "chill pills" into [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]'s glass*
*Injects [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] with hallucinogenic fungicide*
*Signs for and hands over shipment of large bottles of Pepto-Bismol to [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] (Dragons ALWAYS have acid indigestion and burning acid reflux)*
*Sprays [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] with Oxytocin, and 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine liquid solution (to be inhaled)*
*Sits back*
*Grabs popcorn*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*drops a post*
*dies*
*regrows*
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
I am immune to you, you parasite. The trillions of potatoes I can give to you however are not.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
*collapses again*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
Me?! Controlling you?!?! ...Making you into a zombie?!?!?!
- My dear child, I would not convert you to a member of our Church! - Your recent words and actions, I fear, have hinted that you have a small mind, contained within a small brain - We could not enlighten you with our esoteric knowledge, wisdom, and wit - You would overload and crash! - We could not even feast on your brain for I fear there is not enough to cover a small water biscuit!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
IT'S A COVER! HE WANTS YOU TO THINK TGAT HE IS NOT CONTROLLING ME! IT'S THE SALAXIANS MIND CONTROLLING ALL OVER AGAIN!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*waves hand*
SALAXALANS AND THE JEDI-ZOMBI JEZUS ARE NOT THE MIND-CONTROLLING CONSPIRACY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*tightening tinfoil hat*
THAT WONT WORK ON ME!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Well then.....
The Salaxalans, Parrona
A battalion of winged hussars arrived from the Nova Sol Republic. Where they are garrisoned is confidential.
Blame [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].
He said he didn't mind.
Wouldn't this be a good poll?
"Is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] to blame for the spam on the RMB?"
-Yes.
-Certainly.
-Without doubt.
-Why are you blaming [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] for a symptom of our rotten society? (He runs things. )
-Potato! (Counts as yes.)
-Shouldn't you fix the problem instead of blaming [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?(Shouldn't you try to fix the problem instead of lecturing me? Hypocrite. And I at least tried. Can you say the same?)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
i leave for twelve hours...... TWELVE HOURS!!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
I DO NOT HAVE INDEGESTION!!!!! AND I CAN SPIT ACID CAUSE I CHOOSE TO!!
Grumpy Grandma
Sorry, I know I'm a little late, but could I have perhaps just a bit more land? Nearly 20 billion to accommodate, you know.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Can anyone tell me why the link won't work?
no idea it doesnt work for me either
It worked for me.
Whats up guys
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Do I have Sweden?
General nonsense. You're just in time.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Smithsburgh
I have a chunk of the Middle East.
I was asking if I have Sweden?
Ohhh, I misread. I don't know, I cannot check right now.
Wow, that's.......................
Potatogion: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/invader-zim-episode-10a-plague-of-babies/82198111/ @ 4:12
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Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
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