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Faulknation wrote:According to my nation you are all my nations animals...

Excellent choice

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:Yes

I was wondering how can I become a poll master?

Umm, we don't really have a set process, so allow me some time to make up some rules. I would say that applying for citizenship on the forums, if you haven't already, would make a great start.

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Itrosomia wrote:You have to have been here a while and be really good looking.

Considering how youÂ’re one of these Poll Masters, the second part of your statement is contradictory in and of itself.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Umm, we don't really have a set process, so allow me some time to make up some rules. I would say that applying for citizenship on the forums, if you haven't already, would make a great start.

Thank you so much :)! Do you want to be my friend?

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:Thank you so much :)! Do you want to be my friend?

Sure! That's what Spiritus is about :)

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:Yes

I was wondering how can I become a poll master?

Mostly by sucking up to the Delegate. Bribery works too, of course.

In that spirit, I hereby confer that high honor (temporarily) upon my predecessor The Salaxalans, in service of the grand choose your own adventure journey.

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Rogamark wrote:Mostly by sucking up to the Delegate. Bribery works too, of course.

In that spirit, I hereby confer that high honor (temporarily) upon my predecessor The Salaxalans, in service of the grand choose your own adventure journey.

Just want to quickly point out here, my bribery rates are much more reasonable

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Just want to quickly point out here, my bribery rates are much more reasonable

Do you accept cheques?

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ATTENTION! The great Spiritus Choose Your Own Adventure reading is about to begin!

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AND IT BEGINS! We are going to journey through THE CAVE OF TIME together as a region! THROUGH POLLS!!!! NS won't let me do 1 day polls yet for some reason so Rogamark will be posting them. Wheeeee!

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I have endorsed Rogamark. It has been a crazy week for me due to a IRL injury I sustained while training with my fire department. Apologies for the late endorsement. He should be up to around 35 now.

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New Horensian Kingdom wrote:I have endorsed Rogamark. It has been a crazy week for me due to a IRL injury I sustained while training with my fire department. Apologies for the late endorsement. He should be up to around 35 now.

Much grazie! Are you okay? All body parts still attached in (roughly) the right place?

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New poll for the choose your own adventure coming once Rogamark wakes up! Hopefully it lets me start making them soon. :P

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One (1) poll, coming right up

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2 days 11 hours ago: Phytophthora infestans ceased to exist.

Some will mourn his passing, others will rejoice. But what is his legacy?

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I am tired of school ugggggggggg

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Post by Chubby Potatoes suppressed by Rogamark.

Chubby Potatoes

Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript

According to all known laws

of aviation,

there is no way a bee

should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?

- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?

- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father

paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.

We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.

- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

- Bye!

Barry, I told you,

stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.

- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?

- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,

three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took

a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?

- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?

- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,

sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have

just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating

an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...

under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.

- We are!

- Bee-men.

- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity

graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career

at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas

inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?

- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,

a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,

have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you

can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen

Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,

scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive

golden glow you know as...

Honey!

- That girl was hot.

- She's my cousin!

- She is?

- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.

- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect

of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing

a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?

- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,

the Krelman.

- What does that do?

- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are

small ones. But bees know

that every small job,

if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job

you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?

I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,

as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have

to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they

never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?

We're bees.

We're the most perfectly

functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things

work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know

what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.

Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like

outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!

- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!

You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.

- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows

where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen

Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen

than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it

and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.

- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous

being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me

against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,

and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!

- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,

wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch

six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?

- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,

but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.

- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends

on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.

- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored

doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just

move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,

the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field

just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,

making balloon animals?

That's a bad job

for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure

he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going

into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?

- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.

Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get

a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!

- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs

will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,

stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available?

- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!

Step to the side.

- What'd you get?

- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?

- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,

not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?

- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?

He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.

Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,

stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,

lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what

do you think I should... Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch

in quadrant nine...

What happened to you?

Where are you?

- I'm going out.

- Out? Out where?

- Out there.

- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go

to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave,

there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.

- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.

- OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,

bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,

watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,

birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports

of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it,

babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful.

- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,

absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,

buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.

- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.

- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias,

you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.

We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?

- No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it

over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.

See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more

flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.

Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers

seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting

a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys!

- This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him?

- I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,

because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!

- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee.

- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move,

he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level

out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close

the window please?

Ken, could you close

the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.

I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.

This time! This time! This...

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special

skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.

They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're

flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun

having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.

At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them!

This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have

less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value

than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You

don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him.

It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out

is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there.

- Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories.

- Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.

I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law.

You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it?

"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking.

- Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine.

I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this

is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.

I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed

to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you.

It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee.

- Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee.

And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful.

I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?

- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.

"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny.

- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,

we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway...

Oan I...

...get you something?

- Like what?

I don't know. I mean...

I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee.

- I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous!

- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't.

- Have some.

- No, I can't.

- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?

- These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know

anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He's making the tie in the cab

as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.

The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon?

I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive,

but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do?

- Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or

a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really?

- My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected

with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.

I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?

- Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee.

- Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am?

- Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.

Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,

I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks!

- Yeah.

All right. Well, then...

I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you

so much again... for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go.

We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing.

- It was amazing!

It was the scariest,

happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe

you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!

What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.

They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?

- Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back?

- Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw

whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you

can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well...

- Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!

- No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider?

- I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing,

with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

No, no. That's a bee law.

You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa.

- Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking

to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!

One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!

And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb.

- It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat.

That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?

- No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.

They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot!

- Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us.

There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny

the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning.

Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,

my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee.

- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days!

Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions

to think about.

What life? You have no life!

You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you

to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.

Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We're still here.

- I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?

- Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going?

- I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade

of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,

that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded

by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses

compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one.

How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you

run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.

All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?

That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease.

It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.

It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.

You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.

Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?!

- It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody.

Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.

Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that

down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.

- I'll bet.

What in the name

of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?

Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?

- I never heard of him.

- Why is this here?

- For people. We eat it.

You don't have

enough food of your own?

- Well, yes.

- How do you get it?

- Bees make it.

- I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring.

You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic.

- It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this!

This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools,

hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?!

I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom

of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done?

- Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,

with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.

So you can talk!

I can talk.

And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?

Who's your supplier?

I don't understand.

I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want

to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed

the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch

for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew

what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything

that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.

I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,

crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you?

- He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?!

- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!

- Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have

to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!

Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,

I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee!

- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?

- Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,

as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes

is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight.

- We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.

Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble?

- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.

See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world.

You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,

get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave

the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!

- Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here.

Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,

and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain

the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker.

- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.

Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this

knocks them right out.

They make the honey,

and we make the money.

"They make the honey,

and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're

in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.

We had no choice.

This is your queen?

That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen

on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears

have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking

our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory.

These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What?

- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.

And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could.

- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.

Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want

to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.

Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you

coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.

You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it

in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt.

- No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting

the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only

full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.

- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race

for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting

from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in

our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,

out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid

from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid

to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?

Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking

of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community

is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial

of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King

in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show

and suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the

guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week!

They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,

squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack

at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke!

I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.

Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee?

- Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello.

- Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size

ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go

'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.

You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here

has been a huge help.

- Frosting...

- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not

to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people

are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

Heres most of the bee movie script

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When I'm now somehow first in civil rights but still rated as below average

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript

......

Heres most of the bee movie script

😩 Why?

😑🔫

Huzzah!

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript

IÂ’m really not gonna quote it all...

ThereÂ’s someone else I know in this region with an illogical fascination of the bee movie...

Hmm...

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😩 Why?

😑🔫

Huzzah!

SPUD! ITÂ’S YOU

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It is?

It is!

I'm me...it's me! I'm really me!

Oh happy day...😄

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😩 Why?

😑🔫

Huzzah!

(Huzzah)A man of culture I see

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I call upon everyone to carefully consider their votes in the poll, I want to see what happens when we tie

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We'll be knotted.

But...keep calm!

Worship the Potato!

Huzzah!

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I just had my YouTube vid interrupted by one of those many super annoying ads, this one was a shocking infomercial for a Donald Trump commemorative reelection $2 bill. 😲

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What

The

Fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg? 😭

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I've suppressed the three-kilometer post, just on account of its ginormous length. I didn't look at it on mobile, but apparently it makes for a long scrolling process.

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Rogamark wrote:I've suppressed the three-kilometer post, just on account of its ginormous length. I didn't look at it on mobile, but apparently it makes for a long scrolling process.

Praise be!

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Hey I can make 1 day polls now! Woo hoo!

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Hi

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Oh now we all like caves, I see how it is. :P

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The Salaxalans wrote:Oh now we all like caves, I see how it is. :P

We are all hermits on this blessed day!

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CAVEMEN!!! Now what? :O

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BIDEN MIGHT BE SENILE BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I VOTE FOR A GOSH DANG SOCIALIST. #BETTERBRAINDEADTHANRED

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BIDEN MIGHT BE SENILE BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I VOTE FOR A GOSH DANG SOCIALIST. #BETTERBRAINDEADTHANRED

GET OFF MY LAWN

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I don't know what reality I woke up in but please help me...

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Outer Mesa wrote:I don't know what reality I woke up in but please help me...

I'm hungry

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Outer Mesa wrote:I'm hungry

I watched Ratatouille again and I was happy then I had some bitter ass cherry pie.

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Outer Mesa wrote:I watched Ratatouille again and I was happy then I had some bitter ass cherry pie.

THAT'S A NO NO WORD

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:THAT'S A NO NO WORD

Bitter ass cherry pie

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THE CAVEMEN ARE OUR FRIENDS.

WE SHALL STAY WITH THEM UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

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Invosal wrote:THE CAVEMEN ARE OUR FRIENDS.

WE SHALL STAY WITH THEM UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

Long life the CAVEMEN!!!! HAZAAAAH!!!!

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Outer Mesa wrote:Bitter ass cherry pie

THAT'S A NO NO WORD CHILD

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BIDEN MIGHT BE SENILE BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I VOTE FOR A GOSH DANG SOCIALIST. #BETTERBRAINDEADTHANRED

why don't you just vote for tulsi gab-- nah I can't even say it, America is doomed

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Evilei wrote:why don't you just vote for tulsi gab-- nah I can't even say it, America is doomed

[placeholder to be edited into FOUR MORE YEARS and other assorted chants when I've been reelected and don't have to worry about the Justice Democrats pushing a last-minute challenger]

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Ok seriously why are so many nations dying in our region right now?

Has corona reached spiritus?

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Evilei wrote:why don't you just vote for tulsi gab-- nah I can't even say it, America is doomed

WHO?

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHO?

I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE ALREADY. GET OFF MY LAWN OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE SONNY BOY!

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AND WE HAVE REACHED AN ENDING! That was fast, but you all seemed determined to get away from the cave as fast as possible! :P

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Invosal wrote:I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE ALREADY. GET OFF MY LAWN OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE SONNY BOY!

YOUR LAWN IS MINE NOW.

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Dang I though you all would want to keep going with more parts of the story! Haha :P

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The Salaxalans wrote:Dang I though you all would want to keep going with more parts of the story! Haha :P

I do, but this appears to be some sort of democracy. How... unsettling.

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IÂ’ve realized that you guys still need facts although IÂ’ve forgotten what number IÂ’m on.

Fact: Callipygous is a word dedicated to describing a perfectly shaped beautiful butt.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:I do, but this appears to be some sort of democracy. How... unsettling.

I love hate democracy

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MY LAWN IS YOURS NOW.

GOOD TO HEAR ;)

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It is once again election season, and if you don't vote for me I might not be re-elected. In order to further spread my propaganda and thinly-disguised ego-stroking, I have compiled the following words to convince you why I'm the best thing since sliced bread.

Hi Spiritus, IÂ’m once again asking for your financiÂ… um, your votes. Here are some reasons you should vote for Platypus:

1. IÂ’m very handsome. ItÂ’s hard to overstate the importance of having a handsome Chief Executive for interregional relations. Especially in a purely text-based game. Something to think about.

2. IÂ’ve kept Spiritus strong and directed in my time in office. This includes monitoring the region, aiding members in setting up activities, and helping out new members when possible. Feel free to expect these trends to continue if IÂ’m re-re-re-elected.

3. There is like no way a chicken can be cooler than a platypus. Science says so.

4. Our interregional ties are stronger now than they have been in a long time, as IÂ’m keeping up good relations with our allies both old and new. On that note, either shortly before IÂ’m re-re-re-elected or shortly before I leave office, I have the announcement drafted to open a Department of Foreign Affairs (crowd oohing and aahing). This will accomplish so much of what I want to see in Spiritus: increased activity, more slots for people to get a start in government, better relations abroad, and improved cultural opportunities. IÂ’m very excited.

At the end of the day, I could talk about my experiences, my past successes, my dedication and innovation, or I could even make a self-serving sentence pointing those things out while looking like IÂ’m being humble, but I wonÂ’t. ItÂ’s as simple as this: thereÂ’s no clear evidence that my opponent didnÂ’t start the Coronavirus, and I know I didnÂ’t, soÂ

Vote Platypus 2020

“We may not be the best”

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Hey there

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Drexyl Acheron Nox wrote:Hey there
Hello fellow neighbor.

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Drexyl Acheron Nox wrote:Hey there

Hello there my old friend

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Drexyl Acheron Nox wrote:Hey there

Hello there my old fellow neighbor friend

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:It is once again election season, ...

I don't know if I can vote for someone who doesn't have a season one trading card. Just can't trust those people.

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Pixelpark wrote:I don't know if I can vote for someone who doesn't have a season one trading card. Just can't trust those people.

I completely agree

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DoesnÂ’t have a trading card... season 1 or 2

Sneakily meanders out of the chat

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:It’s as simple as this: there’s no clear evidence that my opponent didn’t start the Coronavirus, and I know I didn’t, so…

Vote Platypus 2020

“We may not be the best”

So was it you who started the budweiservirus???

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My money is on either Jack Daniels or Captain Morgan. Aaarghh!

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Outer Mesa wrote:IÂ’ve realized that you guys still need facts although IÂ’ve forgotten what number IÂ’m on.

Fact: Callipygous is a word dedicated to describing a perfectly shaped beautiful butt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you said BUTT lolololololololololol

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I have wrote draft on Covid - 19 to prevent the outbreak in the Nation States i ask for your support to all the concerned about the illness.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=482135

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The cure...THE Cure, also known as POTATO, is on the way.

[list]✝️ 🥔 ✝️

..K E E P..

_C A L M_

....and....

WORSHIP

.POTATO.

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World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:The cure...THE Cure, also known as POTATO, is on the way.

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..K E E P..

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....and....

WORSHIP

.POTATO.

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Huzzah!

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Planted idiots! 🙄

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Planted idiots! 🙄

M.

Hahaha. 😂😂😂

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I'm away for a little while and what do I spot?

A noticable absence of polls for 8 days!

Why must I be the only one here blessed with competence, dashing good looks, unresitable charm and common sense? Truly, 'tis a curse!

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I have the sudden urge to travel and i am feeling sick 😱

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:I have the sudden urge to travel and i am feeling sick 😱

Don't worry, those are natural side effects of whenever Alekseandrea is near

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Another update! The leg is in a cast for a while, but I am fine. No pain, surprisingly.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Don't worry, those are natural side effects of whenever Alekseandrea is near

I can't wait to practice Taxidermy on you.

You'll make a great feathery duster for hard to reach places.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I can't wait to practice Taxidermy on you.

You'll make a great feathery duster for hard to reach places.

Platypuses have feathers now?? Somehow they got even weirder...

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wtf is even happening now. my dog literally just stole my sheets and she won't give them back.

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Damn what a bitch Is Alekseandrea

doing a nice new poll for us, or what

, !

, ?

*Oops! Grammarly's not working right. It looks like my punctuation and grammar got delayed, or something. I sorry.

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Muahhahah wrote:Damn what a bitch Is Alekseandrea

doing a nice new poll for us, or what

, !

, ?

*Oops! Grammarly's not working right. It looks like my punctuation and grammar got delayed, or something. I sorry.

I did a poll because it is my duty. Not because you asked for one. You are as convincing as the Chinese government claiming they are a democracy.

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So, Isolation isnÂ’t fun. IÂ’ve resigned myself to photography, building stuff, and reading. And the worst part is, I donÂ’t even have the virus and IÂ’m not at risk either. But on the bright side I got POSCA markers off of amazon.

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Muppets are like, immune to this nasty bogus bug, man. But we're medicating anyway, just be safe. 😆

Peace and love, yo! ✌❤

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My students are happy to be getting a vacation. Im board not being at work and dreading the lost progress.

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My mom is homeschooling me for 8 hours a day ugg. What´s unfair is my sister has 4 hours of homeschooling because she is younger 😞

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Chubby Potatoes wrote:My mom is homeschooling me for 8 hours a day ugg. What´s unfair is my sister has 4 hours of homeschooling because she is younger 😞

I only have 2 hours of required homeschooling. 1 hour of math and 1 hour of reading. The rest of my teachings is up to me.

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Just dropping a quick life sign. I'm trapped in the wilderness of Lower Bavaria, far away from my computational devices, because the whole world seems to have gone crazy because of the CHINESE LUNG ROT. I'll be back as soon as possible.

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I have to revise for exams. Yay.

My uni is like weÂ’re working out how youÂ’ll take an exam remotely.

First it was computer exams, now itÂ’s open book exams. What could be next?

A computer exam wouldÂ’ve been awful though for my subject. IÂ’m glad they changed course.

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Hello everyone

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President George Washington wrote:Hello everyone

From South Pacific and Rejected Realms I see. I have nations there.

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Everyone enjoying the plague?

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The Salaxalans wrote:Everyone enjoying the plague?

So, this was YOU! 🤔

Giorgio Tsoukalos was right . . . it's Aliens! 😱

M.

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New poll!

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Outer Mesa wrote:I only have 2 hours of required homeschooling. 1 hour of math and 1 hour of reading. The rest of my teachings is up to me.

nevermind

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I am socially distanced and it is making me sick of mainstream media coverage. 🤢

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

Excellent job! So innovative. 🤗

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Meh! Is it braille or morse code or Alekseandrea's secret recipe for ratatouille?

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Excellent job! So innovative. 🤗

I know, right?

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Meh! Is it braille or morse code or Alekseandrea's secret recipe for ratatouille?

You'll get that recipe after the summer. The rats need some fattening up, you see. Maybe I'll even share my rat au van recipe.

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I love the poll! :P

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Savvy memers will know which option to pick in the poll.

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Meeeh

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