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Region: Spiritus
Welcome to NationStates, and a very warm welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]zareri[/nation]!
Here . . . have your Limited Edition 'Spiritus in Anarchy!' potato!
As for tips . . . go to the Spiritus website and datamine the resources there, and maybe jump in the IRC and chew the cud with the old-timers.
Make sure you really read the issues when you get them, and before you choose to answer remember you can always dismiss the issue without consequences.
Good luck!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
First, I'm British, I just live in America . . .
Second, " *Runs of . . .* "
"of" really?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Hi, I'm new.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Was warm, Where I am it is 80 degrees.
...*Runs off, screaming*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hello to both of you! :D You got here just in time for our big fancy constitutional convention... There's a link in our WFE to our forums where the convention is happening, it's http://www.spiritus.wtf
The WFE also has a link to where you can apply for citizenship. Bunch of stuff to do on the forums!
Besides that, with your nation, you can answer issues, vote in the World Assembly, vote in regional polls, talk on the RMB, write fact books about your region, a few other things. That's mostly it, there's probably stuff I'm forgetting; most of the game is what we make of it.
Welcome to Spiritus!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Geranos
IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU DISTRACTED MEEE!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
...me!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
...
...
...
*Alekseandrea ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info and then we'll restart for you. (0% complete)*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Someone tell me what's up with potatoes being a big deal here...?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Geranos.
Tis a running joke.
And potatoes are awesome.
That's all the explanation you need.
And delete one of your double posts.
Double posting is a bad habit.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Audriany, Itrosomia, Geranos
You guys need serious help; you are lucky that I moved Kaliptosa here.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Please look at a mirror and repeat that sentence, just remember to replace "you" with "I" and "I" with "you", remove "guys" please.
Matrixulated
@theparronrepublic
look who's talking'. Average civil rights.
Matrixulated
everything you thought about your country to be true was WRONG.
Matrixulated
BTW I'm sorry I just made this nation about half an hour ago.
Matrixulated
Potatoes are the most wonderful and most potato-y thing in the world. What more could you want in life? :P
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms, Itrosomia
The safety of our citizens are of utmost importance.
I know that it is an inoffensive centrist democracy.
Your point?
Matrixulated
What about potato cake, potato ice cream, potato bacon, potato pie, potato cookies, potato poscicles, potato pizza, potato soda, potato potato, potato chocolate, potato pasta, potato bread, potato walruses, potato waffles, pota--
[The rest of this post has been deleted as it is very boring and spamful]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Why is there no option on the poll
I have no idea what the constitutional convention is and I don't want to know, the only reason I am here is potatos.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Your legislations on issues matter a lot and will define your nation. Choose carefully or you might get a result you don't want.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
. . . and that's how you end up with [nation=short]Audriany[/nation].
And France.
But that took many many more bad choices and wrong turns.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Wait . . . she needs to restart?
She's a . . . a . . . computer?
An automaton?
A fake human life form?
We crashed [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]!
Hah! I knew it!
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] is not real!
She's fake!
* I only dare say this while she, uhhhh, 'it' is rebooting! *
M.
p.s. She's fake!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Even the "person" behind the screen?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Said the guy who's (in) a simulation.
What person?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I crashed it!
That achievement...was great!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais
About 34 minutes to...uh...the return of the Lord of Spam?
Matrixulated
exactly 69 posts since i was here.... *laughs* man you guys really can spam these days
welcome, new person to corrupt
The Salaxalans
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Over the course of two......two days!
Frfsdfbdchddddhchdchdchzdhchzchchxcxdh dhcdhcdhcuhzjzczdjcxhchbdcjdchxchzh jjxcjcjjzcjdchfchdcjdhcbd ddcjdfjdchdchdcjdcjsc
The syncrodrives are malfunctioning, rebooting.
0%.........
The Salaxalans
*throws salaxalans spaceship at parron* you dare try predict my return!!!
The Salaxalans
You are here from around 2148 to around 0300 on Monday Night to Friday night
die *throws more of salaxalans fleet at parron*
alright dont die itd be boring if you did
I'm not reading 200 messages again. I just did that on my other account. So, anyone willing to give me a quick recap?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
it was 69 posts when i got here
Same here....
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I haven't been on since Friday.
Matrixulated
I logged on to over 500. Probably since I haven't logged in within like a week 😬
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
That's terrifying. But there was once when I still had my old account in here, OGG was still active, and people were still yelling at Culveria to use the forums, when there were over 1,000 messages in a couple of days. That was spooky, and I read all of them.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
i wasnt on since friday either
Then you and Parrona have accounted for a lot of posts...
Matrixulated
I also just noticed the new government upgrade thing. Yay new things!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
He was the source, I the tributary.
Matrixulated
You are still accountable for some of the posts.
And what about The Black Awk region poll ? I checked there community and it doesnt really looks like a raider nation... Need an informed advice.
Matrixulated
There is nothing interesting going on.
ENTRERTAIN ME JESTER!!!!
(That means you parron)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
hes not easy to make him entertain one
usually throwing massive objects at him works
Yes indeed! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Wuzzat?
Matrixulated
On the forums! We're doing a big reset, we just threw all the laws and government positions and pretty much everything else on the forums into the garbage and are starting over. It's the thing I keep bugging everyone about. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ok but I don't do forums often so will it effect me?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
You won't be a part of the Master race, RMB peasant.
Matrixulated
shut up alekseandrea, this is the master race, we focus on this place, the important place!
Itrosomia
You know, there should be something that show who's online.
Who is online now?
Matrixulated
KREEEEEE!!!
yea i know there should be something like that
*summons flying pirate ship*
*Flies off into space*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
you need a ship to do that? *turns into a giant midnight colored dragon with specs like stars and flies after him surpassing him easily unable to be seen in the blackness of space*
*comes back with the xorthanian dragon peppers of death*
CAFE ITROSOMIA IS NOW OPEN
(Now with special not-that-hot [*laughs*] hot sauce)
I don't my ship just has a taco bar and it is hard to eat tacos while warping time and space
*Klick krrrrrrr*
(I'll have a assorted flesh burrito with the new hot sauce)
BZAAP!
🔥🔥🔥
🔥🌯🔥
🔥🔥🔥
Here you go.
Your total is 5.10
Have a nice day!
The Salaxalans
*lands back onto the ground* makes sense, hmm want some forbidden spices? they can add some amazing flavors and heats and colds to any dish
Nah, I already got all of them. I just got the last one but thanks for the offer.
*vomits mucus onto the table*
Klickety klack
(Keep the change)
*eats burrito*
*grunts and looks around in confusion and a haze of pain*
KRUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*exoskeleton glistens red and starts breathing fire at innocent bystanders*
Thanks!
Xenoblood mucus is one of the most corrosive substances in the known dimensions!
*extracts venom from mucus*
Glad you like it!
NEXT!
last i checked the spices you have arent any of the forbidden
Wait, you checked? Why?
because i like looking at peoples cooking stuffs
I do have them they are just in the vault and I can't replicate them because that dilutes the taste.
Anyone want to blah narwhale.io ?
Statens
of course it dilutes the taste, you have to get them from the forbidden places *walks to kitchen* oh and dragons are better cooks then walruses ill have you know that
(1) Considering Butch was turned into a zombie hound a couple of years back, (after a failed attempt at an attack on me).
(2) Considering under the influence of Culveria's dragon magic Butch has been mutated into some kind of zombie hound grass lawn animal/plant hybrid.
There can be only 4 people that are unthreatened and impervious to the dangers of OGG's lawn:-
▪[nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]
▪[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]
▪[nation=short]Culveria[/nation]
▪[nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]
**Goes and sets up a picnic on Grumpy Grandpa's lawn**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
You are not immune to the ZombieHoundGrassLawn Monster!!! 😨😱
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Quite unnecessary sir!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I actually quite liked the little riddle competition I bore witness to...
Try this:-
Everyone knows of my existence;
I exist therefore I am,
I exist yet cannot be touched,
I exist yet cannot be seen,
I can be heard, but I make no sound.
I am an artist, conjurer, scientist, & believer;
My images seen only by one,
My magic seen by none,
My science seen by any who cares to see,
My belief seen only when tested.
I am everything to you, but nothing to everyone else.
I am You, but you are not Me,
Who am I?
Matrixulated
Is it God?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
**Places a random post**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Nah, I like you! - You've grown on me like that fungus I have a doctors appointment for...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
I assure you it is! - It helps if garlic butter is involved, isn't that right [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]?! 😂😏
**Licks lips**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
That seems more palatable to me...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Nope
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ummmmm, sure I'll let you belive that.
Also, WHY JZJ?!?!?
He liked 83 of my posts!
I'm flattered and all but that is just spam.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*Starts eating OGGs lawn*
KREEEEEE!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Wow that was a lot of JZJ notifications. Welcome back! :P Also:
Nope, it won't! Except you'll miss out on a bunch of fun stuff. :P We have games and whatnot too, you don't have to do any of the government things.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I see spam, time to send the spammers to the bar on the corner of every region...
PPS: I found out why I contributed to about half of the posts last night, because of that machine that post one post one at a time.
It's three, or two, or one spammer!
The Battlegrounds
PS: races not part of the prophecy...
Dragons
Walruses
Dogs
Americans
Russians
Nazis
Vultures
and (most of the) insects
Now, to the next page...
Everything Culveria did is not real.
"I am completely perfect, because I say so!" is not acceptable.
Just like how, "dragons are tough to kill because I say so." is not acceptable.
And I like him as much as I like the flatterers around everyone.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Just watch the Bee Movie or LazyTown.
Matrixulated
There were 69 posts unread for me, perfect for my name
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
:)
Yours or his?
No.
I hope so.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
*krrrrrrrr*
(Good thing I'm the only insect race in the prophecy)
Complete lies
*throws cans of spam at parron*
*stabs parron with the sword of anti-parron*
Matrixulated
Critical research failure.
1- insects have 6 legs (wings optional but very popular)
2- You're a rogue bioweapon, engineerd by space not-humans. I doubt you fit in one of the predifined categories.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
What does the prophecy say?
Matrixulated
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