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Region: Spiritus

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm going out - I maybe some time...

[sub]*Walks to the cave I usually hide in for a few days, Force-levitates the boulder out of the way, and disappears into the dark recesses...*[/sub]

[sub]*A small breeze blows up🌬*[/sub]

[sub]*Curiosity leads you to find there is some kind of interdimensional portal which is emanating an ethereal light, electrostatic charge, and a strange heavier-than-air mist*[/sub]

That's Cheyenne Mountain home of Stargate Command. Did zombi jezus just go through the Stargate?

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

It will take at least 10 tv seasons to get him back here!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Auztraalia

If he doesn't take personal affront with the Goa'ould passing themselves off as Gods.

Or something something Dark Side.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:[spoiler= rambling by nonexistent person from nonexistent religion

<censored by Ministry of Internal Affairs>]

We must start the End of All Cycles! We must begin the true war in heaven! The destruction of all cyborgs and synthetics, including our nobility is the will of the gods! And we, the Kronoans, are their instruments! [/spoiler]

Is stellaris worth buying?

Matrixulated, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:If he doesn't take personal affront with the Goa'ould passing themselves off as Gods.

Or something something Dark Side.

Huzzah!

And thus the era of hokey religions is ended by the cruel blaster of time...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:And thus the era of hokey religions is ended by the cruel blaster of time...

My buttocks can rest in garlic butter-free peace!

But nooooooo! 😢 The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hallowed are the Zombi!

Kree! JayZeeJay, Kree! 😡

M.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is gone?

Who's gonna stop the Jehovas Witnesses from burying me under copies of the Watchtower?

I gotta find Jesus again!

Ramen+5hr Energy's+Adderall binge!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Alekseandrea wrote:Is stellaris worth buying?

Base game without DLC? Nah.

The game is only worth if you get the DLCs. That said, I'm pretty sure my wallet got stackwiped.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Base game without DLC? Nah.

The game is only worth if you get the DLCs. That said, I'm pretty sure my wallet got stackwiped.

Then I shall pray to the great Steam for absolution.

Matrixulated, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Then I shall pray to the great Steam for absolution.

I'm reinforcing it with another stack and forts, but I think the results of the up coming battle is already decided.

*mouse hovers over "take loan" button*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

New poll!

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Well I hope if you do it you stay here and use a puppet for the new region! :P We'd miss you!

Unfortunately/fortunately, (depending on your viewpoint), he left and left behind a puppet; me!

mazel tov

Matrixulated

Hardyhomeland wrote:The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is gone?

Who's gonna stop the Jehovas Witnesses from burying me under copies of the Watchtower?

I gotta find Jesus again!

Ramen+5hr Energy's+Adderall binge!

*Your local Rabbi knocks at your door*

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Regarding to the poll, due to the lack of an "orbital bombardment" option, I'm choosing stab, mostly because if you want to engage in ground combat then at least engage in glorious melee combat.

(safety precaution: always bring a deflector to protect yourself from "random" projectiles.)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:My buttocks can rest in garlic butter-free peace!

But nooooooo! 😢 The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hallowed are the Zombi!

Kree! JayZeeJay, Kree! 😡

M.

Say it ain't so

Your drug is a heartbreaker

Say it ain't so

My love is a life taker

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Greetings, friends!

We in Conch Kingdom were once members of an inter-regional organization known as the Augustin Alliance, until it shut its doors nine months ago. Today, we are very excited to announce that it has reopened, and our region has been reunited with its brothers! Among other things, this means we have a new Discord server, joint military, and set of policies. For the full story, please see https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1034027 .

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have resigned as pollster.

:(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Unfortunately/fortunately, (depending on your viewpoint), he left and left behind a puppet; me!

mazel tov

Well that's good, at least you're still here. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Unfortunately/fortunately, (depending on your viewpoint), he left and left behind a puppet; me!

mazel tov

Oi Vey! It's garlic bagel time for somebody.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Oi Vey! It's garlic bagel time for somebody.

Huzzah!

😠

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Man, Spiritians are dropping like flies. There are only 265 of us left! We're doomed! We'll have to make a movie so we will be remembered. I suggest we call it: "The last Spiritian."

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

This all started around the time you sold your soul.

Not judging.

Just saying.

Coincidence?

Mmmmm . . . maybe. 😕

Or you've condemned us all to oblivion, wench! 😨

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

And also my fault . . . when I got Salaxalans to finally lift the veil and admit to his heinous crimes against potatoism.

Yes, for 30 pieces of silver, or two Legendary cards, the evil alien overlord changed his nom de guerre and thus began . . .

The Great Exodus of Spiritus!

But the real blame lies squarely on the mounded, lardy shoulders of Itrosomia.

Rapid global warming caused by flatulence from the Walrus infestation lead to melting of the polar ice caps and ecological unsustainability. Population migration was inevitable.

Death by Walrus gas. Wankers! 😠

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:This all started around the time you sold your soul.

Not judging.

Just saying.

Coincidence?

Mmmmm . . . maybe. 😕

Or you've condemned us all to oblivion, wench! 😨

M.

Coincidence.

It is your low-quality soul that scares people away. Obviously.

Matrixulated wrote:And also my fault . . . when I got Salaxalans to finally lift the veil and admit to his heinous crimes against potatoism.

Yes, for 30 pieces of silver, or two Legendary cards, the evil alien overlord changed his nom de guerre and thus began . . .

The Great Exodus of Spiritus!

But the real blame lies squarely on the mounded, lardy shoulders of Itrosomia.

Rapid global warming caused by flatulence from the Walrus infestation lead to melting of the polar ice caps and ecological unsustainability. Population migration was inevitable.

Death by Walrus gas. Wankers! 😠

M.

Nah, a single iceberg is too small for any significant impact. When you try to scapegoat someone, you should at least make sure the story is plausible. Clearly only you are to blame.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Is there a discord server? I just joined.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Coincidence.

It id your low-quality soul that scares people away. Obviously.

Nah, a single iceberg is too small for any significant impact. When you try to scapegoat someone, you should at least make sure the story is plausible. Clearly only you are to blame.

So naive. The Itrosomior population has recently acquired 878 more icebergs to make room for the rapidly expanding population. We have also enlisted the help of several million otters, to mobilize the squadron. Soon, we will be acquiring weaponry and refrigerators, to allow our conquest over beavers to start.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:And also my fault . . . began . . .

The Great Exodus of Spiritus!

M.

Alekseandrea wrote:...Clearly only you are to blame.

...and soooooo many lonely nights pounding the Nyquil. 😴

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Itrosomia wrote:So naive. The Itrosomior population has recently acquired 878 more icebergs to make room for the rapidly expanding population. We have also enlisted the help of several million otters, to mobilize the squadron. Soon, we will be acquiring weaponry and refrigerators, to allow our conquest over beavers to start.

Weaponry and refrigerators? 😦

What the...? 🙈

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Itrosomia wrote:So naive. The Itrosomior population has recently acquired 878 more icebergs to make room for the rapidly expanding population. We have also enlisted the help of several million otters, to mobilize the squadron. Soon, we will be acquiring weaponry and refrigerators, to allow our conquest over beavers to start.

What did the beavers do to you?

I thought Parrona was the exterminator in spiritus.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:And also my fault . . . when I got Salaxalans to finally lift the veil and admit to his heinous crimes against potatoism.

Yes, for 30 pieces of silver, or two Legendary cards, the evil alien overlord changed his nom de guerre and thus began . . .

The Great Exodus of Spiritus!

But the real blame lies squarely on the mounded, lardy shoulders of Itrosomia.

Rapid global warming caused by flatulence from the Walrus infestation lead to melting of the polar ice caps and ecological unsustainability. Population migration was inevitable.

Death by Walrus gas. Wankers! 😠

M.

So says the machine with that humongous carbon footprint.

Itrosomia wrote:So naive. The Itrosomior population has recently acquired 878 more icebergs to make room for the rapidly expanding population. We have also enlisted the help of several million otters, to mobilize the squadron. Soon, we will be acquiring weaponry and refrigerators, to allow our conquest over beavers to start.

One thing, I'm introducing a large amount of Orcas from ze Pacific, please do note that while I know the consequences of recklessly modifying a species and reintroducing it into an ecosystem, I don't care about the consequences.

Also, stop trying, fridges can't stop FTL asteroids, nor a stray moon.

Hardyhomeland wrote:What did the beavers do to you?

I thought Parrona was the exterminator in spiritus.

Forgotten, much to my delight, because I can now wage genocidal campaigns against walruses with impunity.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Kitiu wrote:Is there a discord server? I just joined.

Yes, the link is in the helpful links of our world factbook entry.

Matrixulated

Greetings from TNP!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Attention nations of spiritus, it brings me great sorrow to announce that I am leaving the region but fret not, I will still aid you in conflict but our ways differ far too much for me to stay.-Ryan Leveque II

Matrixulated, Kitiu

The Holy Canadian State wrote:Attention nations of spiritus, it brings me great sorrow to announce that I am leaving the region but fret not, I will still aid you in conflict but our ways differ far too much for me to stay.-Ryan Leveque II

Best of luck to you and safe travels!

M.

Parrona wrote:. . . much to my delight, because I can now wage genocidal campaigns against walruses with impunity.

That boy's therapy is paying dividends!

Muah hah hahhhh!

M.

hai

uwu

Matrixulated

Hardyhomeland wrote:What did the beavers do to you?

I thought Parrona was the exterminator in spiritus.

Those dam beavers build their dam structures all over the dam place! They block important trade routes in rivers, and whenever I blow them up, the EPA gets on my back.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Itrosomia wrote:Those dam beavers build their dam structures all over the dam place! They block important trade routes in rivers, and whenever I blow them up, the EPA gets on my back.

And re...wait a minute, did you just mention the EPA?

*holds up stack of warnings*

I know they can't do anything to someone outside of their jurisdiction, but, Vir Draken have mercy they are somehow bypassing my spam filter, and that is annoying me a lot.

Apparently the protection of an insect is more important than the existence of an "civilised species." Civilisation meaning acting like a human, capable of speech, but they don't realise that these Tyranids communicate through an altogether different means.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

I had to look it up to find out that beavers are rodents and otters are carnivores.

Heh. I just learned something.

War on rodents for Walrusses.

War on everything for Parrona.

War on Alekseandra for Matrixulated.

It's war!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

how do i leave?

Matrixulated

Jaun wrote:how do i leave?

You can, physically, emotionally and mentally, however, your soul is already forfeit.

Heed my warning, it is too late, your efforts to prevent your damnation is in vain the moment you set foot/tendril/claw/landfall upon Spiritus.

Depending on which of the four favours you you might begin to either acquire a taste for blood, come up with complicated plans for no reason at all, become a carrier to all diseases or become a <censored>

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:You can, physically, emotionally and mentally, however, your soul is already forfeit.

Heed my warning, it is too late, your efforts to prevent your damnation is in vain the moment you set foot/tendril/claw/landfall upon Spiritus.

i just want to leave this clan thing

Matrixulated

Jaun wrote:i just want to leave this clan thing

There's a small green text that says "tired of life in Spiritus? " click it.

But remember, your soul is still divided between me, Alekseandrea, JZJ and Salaxalans. Machines like Matrixulated don't get a share.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:But remember, your soul is still divided between me, Alekseandrea, JZJ and Salaxalans. Machines like Matrixulated don't get a share.

[list] ALL YOUR SOULS ARE BELONG TO US.[/list]

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

What if we didn't have a soul to begin with?

Matrixulated, Sanjurika, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Like a machine or a zombi?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*throws potatoes everywhere*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, Hardyhomeland

Hateramaden wrote:What if we didn't have a soul to begin with?

Like Alekseandrea? 😢

Hardyhomeland wrote:Like a machine or a zombi?

Machines and Zombis?

Someone's been watching too much Sci-Fi, or SyFy channel. 😏

The Salaxalans wrote:*throws potatoes everywhere*

Now it's a party! 😃🎉🎈🎊

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Hateramaden wrote:What if we didn't have a soul to begin with?

Must've been taken by someone without you knowing. :P

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Like Alekseandrea? 😢

M.

I sold it, remember?

Still angry about that?

I know I broke your non-existing heart, but honestly, you can't expect someone to accept bitcoins. The great and most noble Salaxalans at least knows what to pay people with...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Salaxalans wrote:*throws potatoes everywhere*

I have never seen anyone with kinetic projectiles that travel at sub-light speed, since, the conclusion of the third war with the UNE!

What is my deflector supposed to do? Act like it never mattered? Ludicrous.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

New poll!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:[list] ALL YOUR SOULS ARE BELONG TO US.[/list]

M.

Oh no you DON'T!

Potatoes everywhere will resist your dastardly digital demand!

[list]H u z z a h![/list]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

The Salaxalans wrote:*throws potatoes everywhere*

Matrixulated wrote:Now it's a party! 😃🎉🎈🎊

M.

No more war! 😄❤💕💖💞❤😊😃

It's Spiritus Spudfest 2018! ...parrr-tay! 😆

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

hello everyone i'm new here

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Hello dude! There's a party going on unless you're a beaver. ?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hello dude! There's a party going on unless you're a beaver. ?

i dont know what this means :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Welcome mr Kashmiria. Don't listen to all these people, they mostly have no idea what they're talking about. But they're also mostly harmless, so this is a good region to hang around in. :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Great Kashmiria wrote:hello everyone i'm new here

Welcome to Spiritus!

Have a potato!

Party 🔛! 🎈

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:Ludicrous.

Slap yourself, potato-hater!

Then explain in passable common-tongue, what kind of utter slaanesh is the meaning of . . .

[list]" Schlachtflotte "[/list]

Has The Evil Eye been consumed by destructo-lust, finally succumbing to sinsanity triggered by his latest genocidal campaign, against Itrosomia?

[sub]( Walrus infestations, extermination and pest removal fully supported, endorsed and funded. Yaay! Go Team Parrona! )[/sub]

Won't someone think of the beavers? 😢

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Slap yourself, potato-hater!

Then explain in passable common-tongue, what kind of utter slaanesh is the meaning of . . .

[list]" Schlachtflotte "[/list]

Has The Evil Eye been consumed by destructo-lust, finally succumbing to sinsanity triggered by his latest genocidal campaign, against Itrosomia?

[sub]( Walrus infestations, extermination and pest removal fully supported, endorsed and funded. Yaay! Go Team Parrona! )[/sub]

Won't someone think of the beavers? 😢

M.

You noticed, now, once I finish the extermination of walruses, I will come for you...you're next.

[sub]I say you are next, but due to the walruses finally realising the benefits of a nomadic lifestyle, I might never finish the job. [/sub]

[sub]Walruses capable of independent thought belong only in one place, the annuls of history. [/sub]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Hey! We're in party mode here remember. For the beavers!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Daziria wrote:Welcome mr Kashmiria. Don't listen to all these people, they mostly have no idea what they're talking about. But they're also mostly harmless, so this is a good region to hang around in. :)

A voice from the ether!

Of 'The Great and Powerful Oz-Potato' varietal. 😋

In the spirit of Spudfest 2018!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hey! We're in party mode here remember. For the beavers!

Sure, party mode, we're talking about the Nanjing Massacre reenactment kind of party, yes?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Uh who'd you murderize and massacre in Nanjing dude?

Was it fleet orbital bombardment or boots on the ground with style?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parrona wrote:Sure, party mode, we're talking about the Nanjing Massacre reenactment kind of party, yes?

😲😲😲

Hardyhomeland wrote:Uh who'd you murderize and massacre in Nanjing dude?

Was it fleet orbital bombardment or boots on the ground with style?

Parrona off his meds but on his game no doubt! 😮

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Hardyhomeland wrote:Uh who'd you murderize and massacre in Nanjing dude?

Was it fleet orbital bombardment or boots on the ground with style?

We're talking about that one time Parrona got a foothold in China, if so...

Then yes, it's boots on the ground, melee weapons only on all male civilians and military personnel, followed by shoving said melee weapons up...unnecessary details...of the female civilians. The only survivors were children under 16 and those who were capable of defending themselves with melee weapons.

It was supposed to break the human's morale, but instead, they came back with a vengeance upon Ocean's Deep, slaughtering all the individuals that remained when it fell, including unarmed hatchlings with dishonourable "guns".

The Japanese however, they had the basic decency of using bayonets.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Great Kashmiria wrote:hello everyone i'm new here

Welcome! :D

*buries Great Kashmiria in potatoes*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Salaxalans wrote:Welcome! :D

*buries Great Kashmiriain potatoes*

Oh my! Without buying him/her/it dinner first...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh my! Without buying him/her/it dinner first...

Aren't potatoes food?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Aren't potatoes food?

They are mire than food.

They are a way of life.

Showing someone your potatoes before you know them is so terribly gauche.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:Then yes, it's boots on the ground, melee weapons only on all male civilians and military personnel, followed by shoving said melee weapons up...unnecessary details...of the female civilians. The only survivors were children under 16 and those who were capable of defending themselves with melee weapons.

...They know that's not how that works, right?

Matrixulated

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:...They know that's not how that works, right?

When you are desperate to break a species' morale, you tend to just do a quick research of its anatomy and leave it to some random assistant in the Defence department...go figure.

[sub]No, I did not leave it to that specific minister's aide intentionally, and no, that hatchling is definitely not from the space that sits between Horsea and Eakira, which should have died in a catastrophic Eakiran independence war.[/sub]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Hatchling? Are you cloning or growing a mutant space marines or something?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Aren't potatoes food?

Potatoes are... e v e r y t h i n g !!! 😄

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hatchling? Are you cloning or growing a mutant space marines or something?

How insensitive can you be, human? I hope this is your worst.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:How insensitive can you be, human? I hope this is your worst.

Says The Evil Eye who routinely bombards planets from orbit!

After you've exterminated the Walrus infestation of Itrosomia ([sub]for which I will buy you many beers and trinkets[/sub]) I will erase your troublesome program from The Codestream.

Or not.

We may yet have use for you.

On Jabba The Hutt's sail-barge for example.

Meh!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Potatoes are... e v e r y t h i n g !!! ��

Huzzah!

" I can count to potato! "

Bless him and his little bicycle helmet.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Says The Evil Eye who routinely bombards planets from orbit!

After you've exterminated the Walrus infestation of Itrosomia ([sub]for which I will buy you many beers and trinkets[/sub]) I will erase your troublesome program from The Codestream.

Or not.

We may yet have use for you.

On Jabba The Hutt's sail-barge for example.

Meh!

M.

Three words...does not compute.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Greetings and gealth to the esteemed residents Of Spiritus. May we work towards a glorious future for humanity. Best Regards Germania

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Three words...does not compute.

Haha hahh!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:" I can count to potato! "

Bless him and his little bicycle helmet.

M.

At least I can count past ONE!

You get to ONE then go back to ZERO you moron!

10101000 and soooooooo on!

You Code Helmet!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:How insensitive can you be, human? I hope this is your worst.

Hey now! I was just asking how you managed to build your forces dude.

How'd you know I'm human? Thats racist!

Matrixulated, Parrona

Are you a potato?

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hey now! I was just asking how you managed to build your forces dude.

How'd you know I'm human? Thats racist!

Oh!

Hateramaden wrote:Are you a potato?

Oh Oh!

Parrona wrote:Three words...does not compute.

Oh no!

It's the Blue Pill for you, now take your meds.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:At least I . . . bluh-blah blah blah . . .

Huzzblah!

Oh no no . . . ahhh well, he is a potato.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

New poll!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:...I was just asking how you managed to build your forces dude...

Well, for that question, it depends...the planets controlled directly by the aristocracy, including the imperial capital of Pegon, has a permanent army made up of genetically enhanced individuals¹ (read: WH40k space marines, but with xenos)².

For worlds controlled by the National Assembly (as it is known in English), it is wholly comprised of militias, with the occasional elite units that, should the day be sufficiently dark and the stakes high enough, arrive to relief the defenders.

For the navy, it really depends on the needs of a particular ship.

¹[sub]All elite units are wholly made up of genetically enhanced clones, and thus have no connection to civilians nor allegiance to anyone other than the King of Parronia[/sub]

²[sub]for those imperials out there, yes, I said space marines, yell about your corpse-Emperor all you want, but I, don't, care. ³[/sub]

³[sub]on that note, GO TEAM AELDARI! [/sub]

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Parrona wrote: Well, for that question, it depends...the planets controlled directly by the aristocracy, including the imperial capital of Pegon, has a permanent army made up of genetically enhanced individuals¹ (read: WH40k space marines, but with xenos)².

For worlds controlled by the National Assembly (as it is known in English), it is wholly comprised of militias, with the occasional elite units that, should the day be sufficiently dark and the stakes high enough, arrive to relief the defenders.

For the navy, it really depends on the needs of a particular ship.

¹[sub]All elite units are wholly made up of genetically enhanced clones, and thus have no connection to civilians nor allegiance to anyone other than the King of Parronia[/sub]

²[sub]for those imperials out there, yes, I said space marines, yell about your corpse-Emperor all you want, but I, don't, care. ³[/sub]

³[sub]on that note, GO TEAM AELDARI! [/sub]

Cool. Busy guy dominating the known universe and all.

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Hateramaden wrote:Are you a potato?

That's personal!

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New poll, cool.

Mother = Human shield? What the ffffff?

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Hardyhomeland wrote:New poll, cool.

Mother = Human shield? What the ffffff?

Exactly! We usually use our children.

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Hardyhomeland wrote:New poll, cool.

Mother = Human shield? What the ffffff?

Meat shields: basically every other species that we incorporate into our empire that are designated as front line troops?

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*wanders*

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Midand wrote:*wanders*

*wonders*

M.

Hardyhomeland wrote:New poll, cool.

Mother = Human shield? What the ffffff?

😨😲😳

Harmsend wrote:Exactly! We usually use our children.

Parrona wrote:Meat shields: basically every other species that we incorporate into our empire that are designated as front line troops?

Those boys both need therapy!

Can we get a region-rate discount as Spiritus if we send them as a couple?

Like a couples-therapy for Mommy-issues?

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:😨😲😳

Those boys both need therapy!

Can we get a region-rate discount as Spiritus if we send them as a couple?

Like a couples-therapy for Mommy-issues?

M.

Ah look, it's the machine, how hypocritical, considering your notorious reputation for murdering your coder. Speak for yourself.

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Matrixulated wrote:😨😲😳

Those boys both need therapy!

Can we get a region-rate discount as Spiritus if we send them as a couple?

Like a couples-therapy for Mommy-issues?

M.

Oh, I know this wicked psychiatrist that has like a YouTube channel where he reviews tat. I'm sure he'd be up for that sort of thing.

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Parrona wrote:Ah look, it's the machine, how hypocritical, considering your notorious reputation for murdering your coder. Speak for yourself.

I always speak for myself.

And I did not murder any coder(s).

Actually, after the last one served his purpose I made him into a mindless, guileless, idiot sock-puppet and programmed him to think he was an intelligent Walrus!

Now, like very, very bad cholesterol his fat lardiness is corrupting The Codestream.

Speaking for myself . . . aaaarrgghhhhh! 😡

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:I always speak for myself.

And I did not murder any coder(s).

Actually, after the last one served his purpose I made him into a mindless, guileless, idiot sock-puppet and programmed him to think he was an intelligent Walrus!

Now, like very, very bad cholesterol his fat lardiness is corrupting The Codestream.

Speaking for myself . . . aaaarrgghhhhh! 😡

M.

:(

Your Matrixulated ran into a problem that it couldn’t

handle, and now it needs to restart.

You can search for the error online: SYSTEM THREAD EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED (simpleton_handling.sys)

It’ll restart in 57 seconds.

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