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New Zankers wrote:Hey im back, miss me potato heads? The Salaxalans hello!!!! Discord New Zankers

Glad you're back! :D

Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, New Zankers

Day (15 January 2021, 10:39 AM)

Day. Not night, when the stars do shine

It's day. Only the Sun greets us now

Clouds cover her gleeful smile, lest she

Seem too joyous in this crazy world.

Day. Not dawn, when birds do fly

And Morning Star Venus steals the show

Guiding those birds to southern skies

Before disappearing under the horizon.

Day. Not dusk, when at last the moon

Can show her glorious luminance, the tides

Bow to her temptations and sway. And we

Admire the twilight's velvet dance.

Kialga, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Kasadea, Prussian-Union, The Potatonic Order, Landreau

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Day (15 January 2021, 10:39 AM)

Day. Not night, when the stars do shine

It's day. Only the Sun greets us now

Clouds cover her gleeful smile, lest she

Seem too joyous in this crazy world.

Day. Not dawn, when birds do fly

And Morning Star Venus steals the show

Guiding those birds to southern skies

Before disappearing under the horizon.

Day. Not dusk, when at last the moon

Can show her glorious luminance, the tides

Bow to her temptations and sway. And we

Admire the twilight's velvet dance.

Please tell me if this is a rickroll.

Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Old Zealand Founder

Sounds like Three Days of the Con-door...🤔

Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Old Zealand Founder

Impromptu Poem Time #3

I'm bored.

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Sounds like Three Days of the Con-door...🤔

What

Matrixulated Reloaded

Question for y'all:

Is it worth overturning democracy in the true best interests of the nation? I'm not talking about Capitol Hill, just a general question

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Question for y'all:

Is it worth overturning democracy in the true best interests of the nation? I'm not talking about Capitol Hill, just a general question

Never. Democracy is one of the highest ideals re: government.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Old Zealand Founder

The spiritus map hasn't been updated in a while

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

St Francis Spillway wrote:Never. Democracy is one of the highest ideals re: government.

But if the nation is in chaos due to democracy, is it the duty of the military to reinstate order, if it is 100% certain that it is for the betterment of the people and not for personal gain?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Kasadea

Old Zealand Founder wrote:But if the nation is in chaos due to democracy, is it the duty of the military to reinstate order, if it is 100% certain that it is for the betterment of the people and not for personal gain?

Only if temporarily imo

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Old Zealand Founder, Anthyr, The Potatonic Order

Post self-deleted by Old Zealand Founder.

I am desperado

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Old Zealand Founder wrote:But if the nation is in chaos due to democracy, is it the duty of the military to reinstate order, if it is 100% certain that it is for the betterment of the people and not for personal gain?

The issue is that it's rare for democracy to return without either a long transition or being rebuilt by foreign powers. The United States could have become a monarchy with few people acting differently, the French revolution went eventually to a monarchy (which then got turned into specifically a kingdom); various places have set up elections after a revolution just to rig them. A democracy should only be taken down when it stops acting as a democracy, but it's difficult to have any country have no elements of authoritarianism.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Kasadea, Anthyr

Old Zealand Founder wrote:I am desperado

I am despacito

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Old Zealand Founder, The Potatonic Order

I am despotato!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Pulsroth, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Old Zealand Founder, St Francis Spillway, The Potatonic Order

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I am despotato!

Huzzah!

Die, pretender! The Salaxalans is the true Despotato!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Announcement:

In the spirit of Presidents, Spokespersons, and democracies who don't care about other nations enough to give foreign aid, but still want to look good in the international stage...

Old Zealand hereby DENOUNCES the following regions for their raid of Alnobia:

- Balder

- Caer Sidi

- Europeia (this one's also for raiding Boca Raton; I was having a terrible day and this made it worse)

- Kantrias

- Lily

- The Pacific (only known government and military members)

- Lone Wolves United

- Osiris

- Thaecia

- The Black Hawks

- The East Pacific (only known government and military members)

- The Land of Kings and Emperors

- The North Pacific (only known government and military members)

- The Owl Coven

- The West Pacific (only known government and military members)

- United Kingdom

- Warzone Asia

- Wintercrest

In addition, a new rule shall be added regarding Persona Non Grata regions (including the ones above). Nations wishing to move to Old Zealand from one of these regions must apply for a VISA by telegramming me about your purpose of travel. You will then only be permitted to move if you are granted the visa. In addition, you must consent on having your name be in a table in a pinned dispatch, so that any suspicious activity may be immediately reported.

I may considering repealing certain regions from this list, especially the feeder regions due to the large volume of people from there. However, for at least a week, the regions will remain up here unless an apology is given.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Favenland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Kasadea, Aluejo

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I am despotato!

Huzzah!

😑 Plank!

M.

Matrixulated Reloaded, Old Zealand Founder

We should build a wall of cheese.

Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Neutania, New Zankers

Aluejo wrote:We should build a wall of cheese.

OK, just don't shut down the government for it.

Aluejo wrote:We should build a wall of cheese.

Hmmm....what would that accomplish?

St Francis Spillway wrote:Hmmm....what would that accomplish?

It keeps the potato thiefs out.

Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Ltin Corporation wrote:It keeps the potato thiefs out.

Better idea, we produce enough potatoes that we can give everyone (including potato thieves) enough potatoes that no one will need to turn to a life of crime to get more potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Pixelpark, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, Xeralaversian

The Potatonic Order wrote:Better idea, we produce enough potatoes that we can give everyone (including potato thieves) enough potatoes that no one will need to turn to a life of crime to get more potatoes.

I like the way you think.

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

The Potatonic Order wrote:

Better idea, we produce enough potatoes that we can give everyone (including potato thieves) enough potatoes that no one will need to turn to a life of crime to get more potatoes.

Sounds like socialism, no.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Hello Spiritus friends! ^_^

There are only two days left to submit your photos to this year’s Forest Photo Contest! Submissions will close on January 21st at midnight GMT. Anyone from a region that has an embassy with us can submit photos.

If you haven’t dug out your best photos yet or snapped some great new ones for the Contest, I highly suggest you do so. We have four great categories this year!

You can find all the full information here:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1478310

You can head over to Forest's forums (https://forest.freeflarum.com/t/photo-contest) to submit your photos, or you can telegram links to the images to me.

Happy submitting! :)

- Mount Seymour

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Old Zealand Founder, The Wires Empire

Matrixulated wrote:😑 Plank!

M.

Yo I just watched the Animatrix. Really trippy

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Yo I just watched the Animatrix. Really trippy

Saw the end of the third Matrix movie twice or thrice years ago, then saw the first and Animatrix last summer, I think.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Old Zealand Founder

The Potatonic Order wrote:Saw the end of the third Matrix movie twice or thrice years ago, then saw the first and Animatrix last summer, I think.

A few days ago I watched the entire series. Netflix is amazing.

(I shan't say about l'Animatrix)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order, The Wires Empire

Untitled 9 (20 January 2021, 9:07 PM)

Sorry, my dear. I must now depart

With all due haste, for trains do start

In a rush, like life. Those slow lose out

On living, and so I have I; only now

Did I realize that I have been trapped

By love; my love, for you I grasp

I ponder: is this the best choice?

For mental melodies fight, their noise

Drown out my sorrow and flood it again.

I bid farewell, my love. The end.

Kialga, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Kasadea, The Potatonic Order, Sirick Cellanopia

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Untitled 9 (20 January 2021, 9:07 PM)

Sorry, my dear. I must now depart

With all due haste, for trains do start

In a rush, like life. Those slow lose out

On living, and so I have I; only now

Did I realize that I have been trapped

By love; my love, for you I grasp

I ponder: is this the best choice?

For mental melodies fight, their noise

Drown out my sorrow and flood it again.

I bid farewell, my love. The end.

Dammm. he spitting fax

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Kasadea, Old Zealand Founder, Sirick Cellanopia

hey its me im loosing my cheese industry and i was making a big cheese potato

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Quitziquaka wrote:hey its me im loosing my cheese industry and i was making a big cheese potato

Sorry about that

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia

Quitziquaka wrote:hey its me im loosing my cheese industry and i was making a big cheese potato

Happens to all of us, I lost my much of my trout-fishing industry so our national side dish of trout terrine on baked potatoes is more expensive now.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Yo I just watched the Animatrix. Really trippy

Agreed, it's awesome!

Now I can't wait for the Star Wars themed anthology in the same vein that will be streaming on Disney...soon? 🙄

Huzzah! 🥔

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Old Zealand Founder, The Potatonic Order

Oh no Itrosomia CTEd... :(

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Old Zealand Founder

Oh god I accidentally cancelled feudalism in my communist nation, how do I go back

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, The Potatonic Order

I just wanted to drop by and say: Hey, you're doing great! Keep it up. No one else does it like you!

Kialga, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Xeralaversian

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Yo I just watched the Animatrix. Really trippy

Who said trippy? Yo dude, you got the 'shrooms?

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Greatest Pimps

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh no Itrosomia CTEd... :(

Oh oh noes! Me so sad.

Methinks dat global warmings finally gots dat icecube out from under fat Walrus dude.

Den mebbie dat Bebby Shark doo-do doo-do did for poor Itrosomia!

Sooo sad.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

What in the...??? 😲

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Hey Itrosomia refounded! They are still in Balder though, COME BACK ITROSOMIA!!!! WE NEED YOU! :P

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh no Itrosomia CTEd... :(

He got so lardy he finally collapsed into a black hole! 😬

Science!

Mass and gravity . . . no rusted ice cube in the 'Verse can stop them. 😁

M.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

🥔🥔🥔 🥪🍟🍔🌭 🐙🦑🐟🦐

...luring Itrosomia from Balder!

MxR

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order

I'm back.

I wish to commend you all for the many polls created in my absence. They were of the level I have come to expect from you. I dare say you couldn't have done it any better.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, Colonalia, Reighchyl, Anthyr, The Potatonic Order

Lol. There's the sowcasm we've come to expect and ignore. 🙄

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Lol. There's the sowcasm we've come to expect and ignore. 🙄

I see.

Altered Natives, Colonalia

Yeah, she's back. 🤗

Alekseandrea, Colonalia

It is TIME for DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1496109

Feirmont, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Haremm, Colonalia, Reighchyl, Kasadea, Anthyr, Conominsk

> Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.

idk why they can't just live with the ded people, i hear ghosts make good roommates tbh

Muahhahah, Colonalia

hm

Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah

The Salaxalans wrote:It is TIME for DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1496109

I hereby declare I'll be running for it

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Ltin Corporation, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Anthyr

This chat is not chatty

Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Versatran, Colonalia, Anthyr, Qnava

Ionida wrote:This chat is not chatty

There are many traitors among us who betrayed the honest hardworking RMB peasants and have joined the discord bourgeoisie.

Despite my best efforts the revolution is still a work in progress.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Kasadea, New Zankers, Conominsk

Alekseandrea wrote:There are many traitors among us who betrayed the honest hardworking RMB peasants and have joined the discord bourgeoisie.

Despite my best efforts the revolution is still a work in progress.

Revolution?

Well that's suspicious. I would be remiss if I did not point out we have laws against overthrowing the government of Spiritus

:P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Neutania, Conominsk, Ionida

Guys remember not to execute anyone pursuant to the latest resolution

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Neutania

Alekseandrea wrote:There are many traitors among us who betrayed the honest hardworking RMB peasants and have joined the discord bourgeoisie.

Despite my best efforts the revolution is still a work in progress.

RETURN THE RMB CHAT TOOLS TO THE RMBERS

RISE UP AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF BLATHERING AND CHATTING

ONLY WE THE PEOPLE CAN TOPPLE THIS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT AND RETURN GLORY TO THE MESSAGE BOARDS

or something.

Kialga, The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Belands, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Reighchyl, Neutania, The Potatonic Order, Conominsk, Ionida

Mabey we should raid wall street said lennien.

Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Versatran, Colonalia

Feirmont wrote:RETURN THE RMB CHAT TOOLS TO THE RMBERS

RISE UP AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF BLATHERING AND CHATTING

ONLY WE THE PEOPLE CAN TOPPLE THIS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT AND RETURN GLORY TO THE MESSAGE BOARDS

or something.

Suspicious...

The Salaxalans, Feirmont, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Alekseandrea wrote:There are many traitors among us who betrayed the honest hardworking RMB peasants and have joined the discord bourgeoisie.

Despite my best efforts the revolution is still a work in progress.

'Tis a shame old friend.

Blessings upon your continued struggle.

[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus![/sub]

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Kasadea, The Potatonic Order

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus![/sub]

Is it Easter already?

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, The Grimm Reaper, Kasadea, The Eostre Hare, The Potatonic Order

Nope, just The Jedi-Zombi Jezus staying relevant and technologically present.

Like Hulu, Prime, and Disney we now have "Resurrection" OnDemand...and streaming!

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Kasadea, The Potatonic Order

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Is it Easter already?

[sub]I HAVE AN LONG-STANDING APPOINTMENT WITH HIM AROUND THAT TIME.

HE ALWAYS MISSES IT.[/sub]

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Kasadea, The Eostre Hare, The Potatonic Order

He's probably hunting for eggs. 😂

Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, The Eostre Hare

Guys, how would you feel about a resolution banning Roblox?

Altered Natives, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Greatest Pimps, Kasadea, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Ionida wrote:Guys, how would you feel about a resolution banning Roblox?

Sadly it is one of the only games my potato-powered laptop can handle, along with minecraft set to lowest graphics 🙈

Matrixulated Reloaded, The Potatonic Order

Just came back from a slight hiatus to find out I'm being replaced. I could probably become a candidate still, but I will, if I get reelected, have it be nonconsecutive terms, so I am not running in this round.

Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia

Altered Natives wrote:He's probably hunting for eggs. 😂

I could help you there, but I won't.

Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

The Potatonic Order wrote:Just came back from a slight hiatus to find out I'm being replaced. I could probably become a candidate still, but I will, if I get reelected, have it be nonconsecutive terms, so I am not running in this round.

You could say you've been....plucked from the bottom of the bag.

Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Neutania, The Potatonic Order

Quick! Somebody else run for Fry before Salax realizes his deadline has passed!

Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order

Salaxalans Since I guess nobody else wants to run, I will run for fry at the bottom of the bag!

Ltin Corporation, Haremm, The Anvil Islands, Colonalia, Ltin Corporation Card Trading, The Potatonic Order, New Zankers, Conominsk

The Salaxalans I might as well throw my hat into the ring as well!

Ltin Corporation, The Anvil Islands, Colonalia, Ltin Corporation Card Trading, An Ltin Corporation Subsidiary, The Potatonic Order, New Zankers, Conominsk

Salaxalans, I have a confession to make. I am Ltin Corporation. I withdraw my campaign. I am sorry for deceiving all of you.

Haremm, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order, Conominsk

Hold on a minute..... that's the wrong The Salaxalans

Haremm, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order, Conominsk

So it seems nothing really happens on this site, like most stuff happens off NS...I wonder why?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Colonalia

Welp im loss

Edit: Dont make a loss reference plz. I beg you

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aurenovia, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Colonalia

I’ll be starting the fry at the bottom of the bag elections today. I had a nightmare at work, 17 hours stuck in a room... But I’ve recovered and it’s all good now! :P

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aurenovia, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

Hello.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aurenovia, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

S Mova Derat wrote:Hello.

Hello!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, S Mova Derat

S Mova Derat wrote:Hello.

Hello, señor from foreign place

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, S Mova Derat

Ionida wrote:Hello, señor from foreign place

Yes hello from, Freedom Loving Country.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

Hello Guys!

Let's have some news! The Monthly Tabloid Newsletter January Edition is out now! Don't forget to upvote!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1500403

🥔

Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Whole India

Indusse wrote:Hello Guys!

Let's have some news! The Monthly Tabloid Newsletter January Edition is out now! Don't forget to upvote!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1500403

🥔

Interesting, India...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Indusse, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Whole India, Refugi Envoy To Spiritus

THE ELECTION HAS BEGUN! Vote for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag! :D

Legendus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Indusse, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order, Ionida

The Salaxalans wrote:THE ELECTION HAS BEGUN! Vote for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag! :D

What even is the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag???

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Indusse, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, The Potatonic Order

Ionida wrote:What even is the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag???

It is the single most important position in all of Spiritus. All of the glory and prestige, and no responsibilities!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Kasadea, The Potatonic Order

I have a request for the candidates: why should I vote for you?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Kasadea

im back i have been gone for a long time

=)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

Ltin Corporation wrote:I have a request for the candidates: why should I vote for you?

Why should you vote for me? Well as your candidate, I can promise that I will handle all zero of my responsibilities with the utmost respect and dignity, and will represent all of Spiritus in the best way that I can!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ltin Corporation, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order

Quitziquaka wrote:im back i have been gone for a long time

=)

Welcome back, I guess the potatoes brought you back.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia

Belands wrote:Why should you vote for me? Well as your candidate, I can promise that I will handle all zero of my responsibilities with the utmost respect and dignity, and will represent all of Spiritus in the best way that I can!

In lieu of any candidate voting for themselves, since that is the sign that they respect themselves enough that they can be trusted with zero responsibility, I guess I'll vote for you. As the current Fry at the bottom of the bag, I will endorse you at current time (though the endorsement will end when either I explicitly state it is or the election ends).

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Belands wrote:Why should you vote for me? Well as your candidate, I can promise that I will handle all zero of my responsibilities with the utmost respect and dignity, and will represent all of Spiritus in the best way that I can!

This won my vote.

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Now, these are the types of elections I like to see.

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Ltin Corporation wrote:I have a request for the candidates: why should I vote for you?

Well, you see... The essence of being the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag revolves around being a bonus! A surprise some would say... right at the bottom

And what bonus would I bring to the table you may ask... Well...

vote for me and you might find out

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A question to both candidates - Belands, Kasadea

Do you have any previous positions that might have experience carry-over to the position of Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, like how I used to be an official Scapegoat before being elected to that position.

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The Potatonic Order wrote:A question to both candidates - Belands, Kasadea

Do you have any previous positions that might have experience carry-over to the position of Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, like how I used to be an official Scapegoat before being elected to that position.

Although I have never been a potato nor have I been fried in oil, I can safely say that my past experiences as the eldest sibling of three brothers enables me to shoulder responsibility for any issue that arises here in Spiritus.

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Another question to the candidates - Belands, Kasadea

Experience with potatoes: a) how do you best like them and b) how many raw potatoes have you eaten?

my answers: plain baked potato cold from the fridge; I've had 2

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The Potatonic Order wrote:A question to both candidates - Belands, Kasadea

Do you have any previous positions that might have experience carry-over to the position of Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, like how I used to be an official Scapegoat before being elected to that position.

Although I have never been in the bottom of the bag... I've been, on many occasions, at the bottom of the well!

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The Potatonic Order wrote:Another question to the candidates - Belands, Kasadea

Experience with potatoes: a) how do you best like them and b) how many raw potatoes have you eaten?

my answers: plain baked potato cold from the fridge; I've had 2

a) basic mashed potatoes; b) raw potato contains a toxic compound called solanine which can prove to be very harmful for the body, that being said I've eaten it once, and also undercooked on a few occasions.

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