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Alekseandrea wrote:I get this sudden urge to start researching cure missiles.

I can't say why.

Statens wrote:Hmm. Same here

Better to have them and not need them . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Raptor Jezus

So I'm a democracy called the Rhino Empire with me as the leader called The Rhino King. governmentception

The Spirit, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Rhinononon wrote:So I'm a democracy called the Rhino Empire with me as the leader called The Rhino King. governmentception

Meanwhile, I am a country with 2 governments, a Republic led, by right, a king and a Absolute Monarchy that yields to any unanimous decision made by parliament, during the rare times it happens.

Matrixulated, Rhinononon

Rhinononon wrote:So I'm a democracy called the Rhino Empire with me as the leader called The Rhino King. governmentception

Wouldn't your leader be a Rhino Emperor though? :o

Matrixulated

New poll!

I wish to excuse myself for what seem to be writing errors,

But they aren’t since the poll troll ate all the apostrophes.

It isn’t my fault. Honest.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

My town is legitimately under water

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:My town is legitimately under water

Would liking this post be a good or a bad thing?

It's rather strange to like it when someone's town is flooded, yet people often like stuff to support someone...

Oh, well. I hope you remain dry statens.

Matrixulated, Statens

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

I wish to excuse myself for what seem to be writing errors,

But they aren’t since the poll troll ate all the apostrophes.

It isn’t my fault. Honest.

Unfortunately, due to some improperly processed paperwork, Head Honcho Man has had to be removed from ROs for the time being. However, exciting things are ahead for y'all to stay tuned for! More importantly, this poll is a great way to get involved with the SDF, our regional military! For anyone interested, shoot Dusk Station a telegram :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Statens wrote:My town is legitimately under water

Better than under lava...

Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus

Statens wrote:My town is legitimately under water

My town got snow for the first time in 27 years.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona

Itrosomia wrote:My town got snow for the first time in 27 years.

Somewhere in Florida I presume?

Also: Hello again!🤡🎈- I'm baaacck!! 😂🤣💀

Matrixulated

The Spirit wrote:Unfortunately, due to some improperly processed paperwork, Head Honcho Man has had to be removed from ROs for the time being. However, exciting things are ahead for y'all to stay tuned for! More importantly, this poll is a great way to get involved with the SDF, our regional military! For anyone interested, shoot Dusk Station a telegram :)

But now my poll isn’t relevant anymore...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey here in Maryland, USA!

The Baltimore Ravens just sh¡t the bed, at home, on Sunday, (roflmfao) and missed the NFL post-season play-offs!

Everyone around here is bitching and end-of-the-world-ing!

I'm a Vikings fan! Go Vikes! Skol!

M.

It's been raining in Rio for a couple of days already. I'm fine with it... But I miss playing soccer.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:But now my poll isn’t relevant anymore...

We can just use it as a shameless plug for the military!

Service guarantees citizenship and all that :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Tim-Opolis wrote:We can just use it as a shameless plug for the military!

Service guarantees citizenship and all that :P

Last time I checked, throwing potatoes at the constitution also worked and it was easier.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Itrosomia wrote:My town got snow for the first time in 27 years.

But . . . but you're a useless lump of lard that lives on an iceberg!

No snow? O_o

On an iceberg? o_O

I call lard-powered shenanigans!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Darkweb wrote:Last time I checked, throwing potatoes at the constitution also worked and it was easier.

:D

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Sanjurika

Darkweb wrote:Last time I checked, throwing potatoes at the constitution also worked and it was easier.

You know, I think you're onto something!

Potatoes for everyone :)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:But . . . but you're a useless lump of lard that lives on an iceberg!

No snow? O_o

On an iceberg? o_O

I just have a really, really big refrigerator.

I call lard-powered shenanigans!

M.

Post by Tenitrous suppressed by a moderator.

How would one power shenanigans with lard? :O

Alekseandrea

Tim-Opolis wrote:How would one power shenanigans with lard? :O

Quite easily, I believe.

Alekseandrea wrote:Quite easily, I believe.

I haven't been able to figure it out at all, mind showing me how? :/

Alekseandrea

Tim-Opolis wrote:I haven't been able to figure it out at all, mind showing me how? :/

Well, that’s quite hard on a RMB.

I think we should make a map, probably on a fiction landmass(es), rather than Earth.

*Grows weary of NS life once more*

*Considers wiping ALL my nations out of NationStates existence (once again!)*

#OldTestament #WrathOfGod #Armageddon #OuttaHere #NationStates #DarkAge

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Grows weary of NS life once more*

*Considers wiping ALL my nations out of NationStates existence (once again!)*

#OldTestament #WrathOfGod #Armageddon #OuttaHere #NationStates #DarkAge

Just Be Sure to keep your passwords, in case you need them for a one off event.

#PuppetSpam #HashtagsAreObselete #WillUpdateSoon

One last thing...

#CulveriaHasStoppedSpamming

Three cheers to a spam free Culveria!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Spirit wrote:Wouldn't your leader be a Rhino Emperor though? :o

Im the King I call my self what I want

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Happy almost FRIDAY!

Matrixulated

I'm 238th in niceness, I LOVE MY COUNTRY

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia, Cetaceon, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Rhinononon wrote:I'm 238th in niceness, I LOVE MY COUNTRY

Nice!

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Rhinononon wrote:I'm 238th in niceness, I LOVE MY COUNTRY
Sweetness indeed, continue building on it to try to be #1!

Keep on keeping on :-) :-D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Rhinononon wrote:I'm 238th in niceness, I LOVE MY COUNTRY

I am 64th

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Harry Potter and the Festival of Friends

From Thursday January 18 to Wednesday January 24, 10000 Islands and The South Pacific will be hosting a Harry Potter themed festival! So many of us have grown up with the magical wizarding world created by J.K. Rowling and this festival will allow us to engage in games, roleplays, discussions and challenges with fellow fans and festival goers! Your ticket to the festival?

Take this custom build Buzzfeed Quiz on which Hogwarts House you would be sorted into based on your NationStates and Harry Potter interests and bring a screen cap of it with you to be sorted into the festival shenanigans! The screen cap itself will earn your House 10 points and the House with the most points at the end of the festival earns a House Cup and gets a shout out on our WFEs, forums, and the magical Discord for this event! Get your wands, charms and spells ready for a wondrous event!

All friends, allies and positive vibes welcome :)

Here is the link to the buzzfeed quiz which is your ticket! tinyurl.com/y9yrkomx

If there are any questions, feel free to ask the organizer, The Islands Gazette

Tim-Opolis, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion, Starving Soviets

That sounds awesome, Louis, I can't wait! :)

Blazedtopia

Blazedtopia wrote:Sweetness indeed, continue building on it to try to be #1!

Keep on keeping on :-) :-D

I don't want a nice country man, we be warriors

Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Starving Soviets

Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.

Rhinononon wrote:

I don't want a nice country man, we be warriors

Then prepare your country to bring war to the masses!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia, Starving Soviets

Do any of you have any left over bread?? I just left rhinononon's empire disillusioned, to start a nicer empire of my own that isnt so hopeless for it's citizen's. LoL

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Starving Soviets wrote:Do any of you have any left over bread?? I just left rhinononon's empire disillusioned, to start a nicer empire of my own that isnt so hopeless for it's citizen's. LoL

I've got some bread! Would ya like Sourdough, Rye, or some Baguettes?

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

An Inviting Spirit wrote:

I've got some bread! Would ya like Sourdough, Rye, or some Baguettes?

Their's none left that is moldy, stale, and granite rock hard? Just like my beloved people crave and are crying out for all the time..!

Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Their literally dying for it..  :-D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Starving Soviets wrote:Their literally dying for it..  :-D

Heh, I smell hypocrisy...

Did I just hear a People's Republic?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

Post self-deleted by Starving Soviets.

Parrona wrote:

Heh, I smell hypocrisy... 



Did I just hear a People's Republic?

From the only person here with internet access

:-D and you probably wont be hearing from me for very long, the way this collective farming is turning out.. I knew i changed from turnips to potato's. How am i supposed to have a man made famine now when I'm having a their is a natural one, pevo!?

Check me again LoL you were close.. :-P

Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion

It's too long into the New Year now to legitimately use the Holiday season as an excuse for drinking at 14:00hrs.

Fuggitt! I'll use sports on TV as an excuse.

Cheers Spiritus!

M.

Tim-Opolis, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:It's too long into the New Year now to legitimately use the Holiday season as an excuse for drinking at 14:00hrs.

Fuggitt! I'll use sports on TV as an excuse.

Cheers Spiritus!

M.

NFL Playoffs are a big deal, okay. We gotta get lit for 'em!

Matrixulated

Insanity At Its Fullest wrote:Hello, Im a new player

Hey! Welcome to Spiritus :)

Anything in particular attract you to our shores?

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia

Starving Soviets wrote:From the only person here with internet access

:-D and you probably wont be hearing from me for very long, the way this collective farming is turning out.. I knew i changed from turnips to potato's. How am i supposed to have a man made famine now when I'm having a their is a natural one, pevo!?

Check me again LoL you were close.. :-P

Ew, socialists, knock offs of communism, just...ew.

Let me help...by bombing your largest cities so you will have less to feed and by selling grain to you, just look out for those notes which tells you that we social democrats are doing better.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Starving Soviets

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Parrona wrote:

Ew, socialists, knock offs of communism, just...ew. 



Let me help...by bombing your largest cities so you will have less to feed and by selling grain to you, just look out for those notes which tells you that we social democrats are doing better.

You social democrats seem like you would be much happier living under a state run by somebody else whether its crying while living under kings or tsars.. Even in times that you traitorous pig dog lovers had overwhelming majoritys.. Never will you consiladate power. Hmm.. Haven't you guys been around since the emergence of french republic and revelution yet are still yet to accomplish anything other than annoy and nip at the real powers at be....? Wont you be a real comrade and show yourself to our goulogs, re education will help you see the way again! You guys are always ending up in the middle of single purge in human history.. Yen?

It all makes sense comrades.. Starve the poorest ppl that are opposed to you so they wont be around to complain, send the people who think they are smart to work camps or the front lines.. And you only say we firebomb our own cities, we both know the truth is your treasonous lies fool nobody. Everybody already knows your regime is responsible and will be made to admit so after being severly... Very very.. Severely beaten until forced to admit so... Just give up already, you did it, the world knows it and next youll be put on show trial for the world to see. Confess!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Please..just go back to re education camp and help us by if not working yourself to death.. Then by building some of our most extravagant mega structures that we may use once.. May use.. Still not sure lol :-D

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Starving Soviets wrote:You social democrats seem like you would be much happier living under a state run by somebody else whether its crying while living under kings or tsars.. Even in times that you traitorous pig dog lovers had overwhelming majoritys.. Never will you consiladate power. Hmm.. Haven't you guys been around since the emergence of french republic and revelution yet are still yet to accomplish anything other than annoy and nip at the real powers at be....? Wont you be a real comrade and show yourself to our goulogs, re education will help you see the way again! You guys are always ending up in the middle of single purge in human history.. Yen?

It all makes sense comrades.. Starve the poorest ppl that are opposed to you so they wont be around to complain, send the people who think they are smart to work camps or the front lines.. And you only say we firebomb our own cities, we both know the truth is your treasonous lies fool nobody. Everybody already knows your regime is responsible and will be made to admit so after being severly... Very very.. Severely beaten until forced to admit so... Just give up already, you did it, the world knows it and next youll be put on show trial for the world to see. Confess!

Not on the same planet is you, I'm afraid, now, let's test out my stellarpyre torpedoes, shall we?

List of accomplishments:

FTL

Best looking navy of all time

Most military discipline (1296 years consecutive)

Best vaults

Best banks

Second most neutral state

Most forts

Best admirals

Best Intelligence agencies (yes, plural)

Worst ground army...wait a minute...

We have the 7th ranked Timber Logging & Woodchipping Industry in Spiritus....

That's a lot of sawdust[/I] to add to your Socialist State bread.

Would you like to know more?

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, Parrona

How dare the soviets call us comrades, here, we go by citizen, kuria/kurios, ecclesiast, grace, and comrade, but that's for the military.

They are either under a military government, or they really think they are communists.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Well, that "insanity to the fullest guy" didn't last long. I wonder what he did

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Starving Soviets

Post self-deleted by Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion.

We're not allowed to act? :-P

Yah maybe best navy to skuttle..

Or best forts to inflitrate, theb use as staging points. Since theirs already spies their.

Best vaults to blow open..

The best banks to rob..

These so called neutral states not only are great for storing out plundered treasures, and earning a wonderful kickback with all your interests earning.

Oh and your neutral states are the perfect place to flee to when escaping war crimes, coups, or invading hordes.

Your neutrality alone fuels our black markets and money laundering, and pays for our military expenditures increases10 fold.

Its because of cowardice neutral countries like yours that hitler and his henchmen ended up in Argentina and South America after the war.

The best admirals? Maybe for us to wire tap in your so called sovereign embassies..

And best intelligence angency.. Maybe the best at being interrigated until death. And best at failing and being spied on lol. :-P

Maybe your ground army is so bad because we've hacked, infiltrated, and even begun getting senior positions training all your juniors and underlings.

Hoe and why do you think we hacked election.. What did you think red armys were going to do invade the free world with T-34-85's?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Tim-Opolis wrote:Well, that "insanity to the fullest guy" didn't last long. I wonder what he did
Maybe... Perhaps being fullest of insanity drove him to isolation.. Or delarium and psychosis?? It's possible.. Or maybe he's not insane of the mostest and purple KGB elephant agents are following him :-D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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Parrona wrote:How dare the soviets call us comrades, here, we go by citizen, kuria/kurios, ecclesiast, grace, and comrade, but that's for the military. 



They are either under a military government, or they really think they are communists.

Hmm.. I'm sorry, im not under any military, gov, or regional power. Im just acting to be a communist.. Its just my puppet nation i brought here and if it's not obvious who i am then we can keep this up as long as you like.. How about this..

All Glory to the Giant Red Potato! Workers.. Unite and share your potato vodka with the masses here! :-D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Starving Soviets wrote:Hmm.. I'm sorry, im not under any military, gov, or regional power. Im just acting to be a communist.. Its just my puppet nation i brought here and if it's not obvious who i am then we can keep this up as long as you like.. How about this..

All Glory to the Giant Red Potato! Workers.. Unite and share your potato vodka with the masses here! :-D

Don't worry, I will, in time, with a side dash of, um, I can't decide...world cracker, global pacifier, nanobot dispersal or neutron sweep?

Hmmmmm, meanwhile, I get to observe you from the one place not tainted by socialism, spppaaaaacc...wait a second, the Vulturian Union still exists, eh, what can we do?

I'm rolling with it, so far, at least until this cycle is over, (about 5 million years, +/- 0.5 million years) at that point, a civil war is almost guaranteed. At that point, socialism will be crushed first, provided that no crazy sh*t happens.

Blazedtopia

Parrona wrote:

Don't worry, I will, in time, with a side dash of, um, I can't decide...world cracker, global pacifier, nanobot dispersal or neutron sweep?

Hmmmmm, meanwhile, I get to observe you from the one place not tainted by socialism, spppaaaaacc...wait a second, the Vulturian Union still exists, eh, what can we do?

I'm rolling with it, so far, at least until this cycle is over, (about 5 million years, +/- 0.5 million years) at that point, a civil war is almost guaranteed. At that point, socialism will be crushed first, provided that no crazy sh*t happens.

Do not worry about crazy sh"t being provided. My red potato's will bring all the crazy one can handle. Vulturian union has nothing compared to what we do in secret, it's going to be hard to crush us when we already have multiple bases on the dark side of the moon :-D and we alreadz have a war going on inside the hallowed chambers and tunnels of the moon for the past 30 years against imperalist pig dogs and their allies. Do not worry even if you are correct.. Socialism will already be on mars by the time you finally touch down their :-P

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Starving Soviets wrote:Do not worry about crazy sh"t being provided. My red potato's will bring all the crazy one can handle. Vulturian union has nothing compared to what we do in secret, it's going to be hard to crush us when we already have multiple bases on the dark side of the moon :-D and we alreadz have a war going on inside the hallowed chambers and tunnels of the moon for the past 30 years against imperalist pig dogs and their allies. Do not worry even if you are correct.. Socialism will already be on mars by the time you finally touch down their :-P

Alternate reality earth having a socialist world republic? Oh my, we must study this!

Get the global pacifier! We'll prevent them from going into... *The Parronan Hegemony has declared war on Loyalist Parrona*

*The Parronan Ultranationalist League has declared the Parronan Ultranationalist Coup on the Five Star Coalition*

Wait, how, the last I checked, we still had ~4 million years... *unnecessary long pause* WHO LEFT THIS THING ON SPEED FIVE!!!???

*random background noise*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Wait, how, the last I checked, we still had ~4 million years... *unnecessary long pause* WHO LEFT THIS THING ON SPEED FIVE!!!???

*random background noise*

...Oh, so that's what that lever did. Huh.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Hello! I'm new here, but I'll try to keep to myself 😄

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cetaceon

Auqater wrote:Hello! I'm new here, but I'll try to keep to myself 😄

Welcome to Spiritus!

Have a potato!

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Hey, pollsters, we need a new one!

It feels nice getting to bug other people about this now... :P

Tim-Opolis, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

The Salaxalans wrote:Hey, pollsters, we need a new one!

It feels nice getting to bug other people about this now... :P

Sorry, been a bit busy but ones coming out within the next hour.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry, been a bit busy but ones coming out within the next hour.

What's a Spitus? :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Tim-Opolis wrote:What's a Spitus? :P

It’s a place where spitting is allowed. Jeez, learn a culture!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Blazedtopia

...Where's all the psycho thrillers on the poll?? Your not going to show anything that's going to give nightmares? :-/

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia

7 Layers Of Hell wrote:...Where's all the psycho thrillers on the poll?? Your not going to show anything that's going to give nightmares? :-/

Wouldn't you rather watch rise of the potatoes? It's such a gripping story

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia

The Great Potato Empire wrote:

Wouldn't you rather watch rise of the potatoes? It's such a gripping story

No nightmare on potato street or hmm ever see killer klowns from outerspace.. What about killer potatos from outerspace.. You need more options than having godzilla on their twice. The one true dark potato demands it!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia

Potato pods

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

I usually would pick a horror movie, but I have high expectations for that genre, so...

Starving Soviets wrote:Potato pods

Sounds nice, but I prefer Event Horizon.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

If that guy with pins in his head had potato spuds and potato eyes coming out of his head and face then maybe lol

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Umm....hello? The last message on this forum was [I]"2 days 5 hours ago."[/I].... 😟

Body-snatchers?

Lord J-Z-J?

Trump deported everybody out of Spiritus?

Omigosh! 😲

[I]Huzzah-ah-anybody-out-there?[/I]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Umm....hello? The last message on this forum was [I]"2 days 5 hours ago."[/I].... 😟

Body-snatchers?

Lord J-Z-J?

Trump deported everybody out of Spiritus?

Omigosh! 😲

[I]Huzzah-ah-anybody-out-there?[/I]

You didn’t get my messages? I was posting a lot.

Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Umm....hello? The last message on this forum was [I]"2 days 5 hours ago."[/I].... 😟

Body-snatchers?

Lord J-Z-J?

Trump deported everybody out of Spiritus?

Omigosh! 😲

[I]Huzzah-ah-anybody-out-there?[/I]

Regional Activity:

20 hours ago: The Devils Eye ceased to exist in Spiritus.

You're safe now!

- This Region and RMB has been cleansed!

*The sickly sweet smell of burnt or burning incense hovers in the air, and numerous splashes of "holy water" can be found daubed across the ceiling, walls, and floor*

Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Regional Activity:

20 hours ago: The Devils Eye ceased to exist in Spiritus.

You're safe now!

- This Region and RMB has been cleansed!

*The sickly sweet smell of burnt or burning incense hovers in the air, and numerous splashes of "holy water" can be found daubed across the ceiling, walls, and floor*

Ew, you call water "holy"? This is just mammalian nonsense.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Ew, you call water "holy"? This is just mammalian nonsense.

Both the words "holy" and "water" were in quotation marks; what makes you assume that this "water" was actual diHydrogen Monoxide a.k.a. Hydric Acid a.k.a. H2O ???🤔

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Both the words "holy" and "water" were in quotation marks; what makes you assume that this "water" was actual diHydrogen Monoxide a.k.a. Hydric Acid a.k.a. H2O ???🤔

O.o

JZJ, do you want to tell us something?

Something involving you, leaking and “embalming fluid”?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:O.o

JZJ, do you want to tell us something?

Something involving you, leaking and “embalming fluid”?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Northern Sunrise Islands, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Raptor Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:O.o

JZJ, do you want to tell us something?

Something involving you, leaking and “embalming fluid”?

Hey now, don't be a mummyist! It's not his fault those who embalmed him did a poor job :/

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tim-Opolis wrote:Hey now, don't be a mummyist! It's not his fault those who embalmed him did a poor job :/

Poor job is an understatement. He started moving after three days.

Even yoghurt is slower to get in the "mobile stage".

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Poor job is an understatement. He started moving after three days.

Even yoghurt is slower to get in the "mobile stage".

My goodness! What Embalming Firm did we use, a 1 Star Yelp Review is the minimum of the outrage we must take!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tim-Opolis wrote:My goodness! What Embalming Firm did we use, a 1 Star Yelp Review is the minimum of the outrage we must take!

If it is a Culverian, Vulturian or Terran firm, I'll also help by transporting you there and bombing the sh*t out of it.

Always get a Snakkran embalming firm, they really know what to do, minus the fact that they have really weird customs, but hey, they get the job done.

Tim-Opolis, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm back! You probably don't remember me but I was a fairly active member of this group about a year ago!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Happyopia wrote:I'm back! You probably don't remember me but I was a fairly active member of this group about a year ago!

-_-

I'm suspicious.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hello! I am the new nation of Raigeria (pronounced, Ry-ger-e-uh) So glad to be here!

Raigeria wrote:Hello! I am the new nation of Raigeria (pronounced, Ry-ger-e-uh) So glad to be here!

And then they left us :'(

Alekseandrea

sorry i found a region i think i am better suited in.

Oh and I just left because the chat was dead, I like talking to fellow people in the region. I will join again if chat is active.

Raigeria wrote:Oh and I just left because the chat was dead, I like talking to fellow people in the region. I will join again if chat is active.

To be fair, we have a lot more chatter on our off-site Discord server which you can find at https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL

Regional Message Boards will always have periods of inactivity significantly larger than off-site chats, that's one of Nationstates' few constants lol

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raigeria

I'll join again

Itrosomia

Raigeria wrote:I'll join again

Great to have you back! <3

Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

Alekseandrea wrote:O.o

JZJ, do you want to tell us something?

Something involving you, leaking and “embalming fluid”?

Good night, everybody!

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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