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Region: Spiritus
*clutching my leg*
Yep. I think you are.
*eats a sandvich which heals the wound*
All better.
Faulknation
why arent you dead? *shoots in head several times*
*shoots repeatedly*
I AM. BULLETPROOOOOOOF!
*rolls away while eating sandviches*
Russinadia awayyyyyyyy!
Faulknation
*tosses away empty desert eagles and pulls out the black titanium swords*
I AM DED. NOT BIG SOUP RICE.
can you help me kill [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] he is a bother *runs after [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]*
TELL THIS TO HIM:
THE SANDVICHES; IS A LIE!
ALL OF THEM WILL BE DEAD!
Faulknation
*roles down a hill building speed quickly*
Good thing I set up a ramp.
*breaks the sound barrier*
*hits the ramp and flies miles away*
Faulknation
*lands in a valley between some mountains*
I guess this will be where I set up shop. It's just you and me fruitbox, just you, me, and and these Ybari Melons.
*lands in front of [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* gotcha now pest
*spins quickly and burrows into the ground like a drill*
Come on, fruitbox!
*drills into the mantle*
[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] I'm not sure if you knew this but I recently acquired the power to create edicts. They aren't super powerful, but I can still write them. Another skill I recently learned was that I could drain people of their life energy and in the process get their abilities as well...it's pretty useful actually.
Russinadia
*drills into the inner core of earth*
We made it fruitbox, we made it to rock bottom.
*looks at fruitbox*
Shut up, that was funny. We can finally make the life we've always dreamed about, fruitbox. We are safe.
*sits down*
Faulknation
*pops out of fruitbox* thank you fruitbox for transporting me here
Faulknation
Fruitbox! How could you!
*drills into the inner core with fruitbox*
He won't be able to fit in here, he is too big.
Fruitbox, I know you didn't mean too. I know that he used his magic to teleport out of you.
*munches in some Ybari Melons*
*pops out of a ybari melon* thank you melon for transporting me here
*crawls into fruitbox while fruitbox crawls into itself*
We'll be safe in nothingness.
*disapears into the void*
*earth starts to collapse because of the giant hole in it and the dragon inside it*
*plugs the hole and teleports into the void* i go here frequently
*crawls back into fruitbox while it does the same*
Super void, here I come!
any level of void i can follow
*fruitbox crawls into me while I crawl into myself*
*Goes into my own personal dimension of my mind*
You can follow me anywhere but somewhere that does not exist.
*smiles maniacally appearing right in front of [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* you cant run from me any more
*blocks out Draconos from my mind*
You don't exist to me anymore. The only things that exist are fruitbox, me, and these Yubari Melons.
you cant escape me little russinadia. im going to get you. i know you hear me
*floats in the nothingness with fruitbox*
All is good.
Faulknation
everything is wrong. fruitbox is an evil object. it holds countless evils within it
*continues to float, unaware of Draconos*
*grabs russinadia from nothingness and pulls back and chains him to reality then repeats what i said*
*retreats back into my mind*
*has fruitbox*
Russinadia
the boxes true name is Aku no hako
more commonly known as Shisha
That sounds complicated
Another 100+ RMB posts waiting to be read again....
Other than the daily ego-tripping, self-promoting, delusional drivel of [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s incessant verbal-diarrhea....is there anything relevant to NationStates, Spiritus, other nations, or even Potatoes worthy of discussion?
Please?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
oy!!! no one asked you for anything!! so shut your mouth about me you overgrown lump of dirt!
Matrixulated
it means death bringer
*still floating in my mind*
*fruitbox comes back because it is my mind and I am the god*
its full name means box of evil *hundreds of evil things burst fourth from Shisha*
Here, have a tissue, you're dribbling again.
Matrixulated, Masylvana, Faulknation
Potato? Overgrown lump of dirt??? HOW DARE YOU
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Masylvana, Faulknation
Hah!
Board = 295
RMBageddon!
Yo Spudly! Leave that Lizard-King alone, I told you.
It's his RP, his way.
You don't like it? Don't bloody read it!
No trolling & no flaming on the RMB, please.
Those rules apply for ALL of us Muppets.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
*The curtain pulls back*
*A spotlight is focused on you*
*The music starts*
Faulknation
Purgel, let's go.*walks away*
Purgel
Yes,father.*follows Parrona*
So this is the crazy RMB you talked about.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Yes.
Purgel
what the fu-*gets potato punched*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
With all the madness going on around here, I might aswell...
*Jedi-Zombi Jezus plays the fiddle ...with his feet*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation
Greetings! I'm new to Spiritus and hope I'm welcome here.
Queen Ariel
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Radical Rights Of The People, Faulknation, Purgel
You are.
Want my army style for 0.99 ₰ ?Which means 5 Million of your currency?
Cyrtes
Beware Audriany, he's cunning.
Cyrtes, Purgel
I developed a high recreational drug use ratio and got a banner full of weed.
Definitely using that banner.
Faulknation, Purgel
Yep.I know.He's not like you.
"Cunning".
[nation=short]Audriany[/nation]?
I rest my case.
Matrixulated
That's unhygienic.
And physically impossible.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Parrona, can you tell me about everyone?
I will telegram you.
Such an reliable and unprejudiced source of information.
*cough* *cough*
Everyone here is bias, alright? 你去死吧,狗。
ENTIRE REGION, IS BABIES!
what up crip
Biases only matter if they aren't mine.
And the Chinese doesn't make you look erudite.
Everyone can add some Chinese at the end of their sentence.
I, of course, am polite enough to even answer the Chinese statement:
Loop naar de pomp.
(If anyone knows what it means, I would appreciate it if you don't tell Parrona.
And please don't try any "blind idiot" translations.)
Faulknation
死吧,狗。
我会骂你。
你可以安静吗?
美国人..................
http://i.imgur.com/38rdzPv.gif
...
You crossed the line.
Ik hoop dat uw verdere bestaan even aangenaam zal zijn als u bent.
蚂蚁。
Etter.
This discussion is over, young one!
This discussion is over, for both master and Alekseandrea!
What? You rebellious signatory!
*Starts bombing Parron*
The Salaxalans
*starts bombing parla*
The Salaxalans
I wouldn't call it a discussion. But if it ends, that's fine by me.
I do have one last thing I wish to share:
Age doesn't matter.
Being, say, 2000 years old means little.
It means you're good at staying alive for 2000 years.
It doesn't mean you're more competent in the other aspects of life.
Like politely conversating.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*carpet nukes both Parrona and Alekseandrea*
*"terraforms" Purgel and Alekseandrea* rebellious signatory.
To [nation=short]parrona[/nation]: I don't remember signing any treaties or having agreements with you.
There was that me trying to claim territory, but it ends there.
To both:
What, weren't there any better "I totally win"-lines?
Have fun with your little contest. I'm off.
He was talking about me...........
Shut up, signatory..............get in line with the other 49.
Never!
Want help?
I gladly help.
Everyone.
Except Parrona.
And emus.
Are you an emu?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You too! *carpet nukes audriany*
How about this, you cooperate and I won't flood this region with the rest of the Interstellar Union of Nations, and we will get the annoying young one out of here.deal?
Deal!
* "terraforms" Audriany*
Guess no one wants the Spiritus setting then?
Matrixulated, Faulknation
What?
I'll just leave Spiritus.
How about that.
As from the start Parrona attacks me for no reason.
I put up a notice about how people could send me information about their nation and whatnot so I could cobble it into a combined RPG setting.
It probably got buried in the RP stuff here.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good............
No reason? You mean attempting to help a signatory break a treaty!
Prepare for a telegram...................
The Salaxalans
I actually find [nation=short]audriany[/nation] less annoying than you, [nation=short]parrona[/nation].
He also has the seniority.
Don't we have someone who would complain about those snot-nosed newcomers pestering the properly bred generations?
Cyrtes
Not having a good time, Parrona?Also the arrogant dragon god is quiet, did my cat steal your tongue?
Ahh, don't leave [nation=short]Audriany[/nation], we need you. Who else will bicker with @Parona and have wars that wouldn't make sense even to a political science professor with a minor in war studies.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[nation=short]Parrona[/nation]*
What is the definition of "properly bred generation"? I'd like to know, before I see myself as snot-nosed for no reason at all... (:
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The definition:
Everyone younger than is ill-bred.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Of course. Why didn't I see that? Now... does that mean I am, or I am not snot-nosed? Literally, I am (I've got a bad cold), but I don't think that's exactly what you meant...
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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