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4 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.

Yay? And now to convert it into Australia

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When I'm not dropping toxic bees and raptor squads at my enemies, now I send nukes at them!

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Parrona wrote:According to your standards, my sense of smell is incredibly sensitive.

Ah yes sir, when it's not being overpowered by the pungent smell of napalm in the morning, or the acrid tang of cordite in the afternoon, or that pervasive odor of genocide by orbital bombardment in the evening. Indeed, very sensitive to the suffering of the masses! 😂

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Versatran wrote:Ah yes sir, when it's not being overpowered by the pungent smell of napalm in the morning, or the acrid tang of cordite in the afternoon, or that pervasive odor of genocide by orbital bombardment in the evening. Indeed, very sensitive to the suffering of the masses! 😂

That’s because I’m too far away from the carnage to even see it, besides, the common soldiery gets the loot and I wipe another threat from the face of a planet, it’s a win-win situation.

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Woo Platypyre 2019 soon!

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Last-minute ideas for Platypyre 2019 will be accepted for consideration. It will be an event on the forums, so please keep that in mind when making suggestions. And not to give too much away, but one lucky person will get a very special honor!

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Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, the Army mostly consists of colonial subjects.

TEA DRINKING INTENSIFIES

proceeds to wonder why there are so many gentlemen from the colonies

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Last-minute ideas for Platypyre 2019 will be accepted for consideration. It will be an event on the forums, so please keep that in mind when making suggestions. And not to give too much away, but one lucky person will get a very special honor!

Twelver hours of Weezer party, please.

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Peace and love, grooviness, and some good weed. ✌️

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Hi, im new to NationStates someone help please sobs

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Crying already? I guess you've heard of Succubotch Cassidy and The Custard Powered Mary-Sue Kid. Heh heh.

It's OK, their bark is much worse than their bite...as long as you've had your rabies shot.

Welcome to Spiritus!

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Ciai wrote:Hi, im new to NationStates someone help please sobs

I take it that you have seen mister “I’m totally not a human masquerading as a robot” and his doppelgängers? Or read some of the news from earth recently?

Sometimes one wonders why others have not yet thought of using some of these...humans as target practice, especially the big orange one, for the new editions to the crew.

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I am very tired so I will forego the lengthy write-up and politician spiel; Platypyre 2019 is officially a thing on the forums. Check it out here: http://spiritusns.proboards.com/board/6/potato-lounge

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Thanks to Platypyre 2019, I'll have even more polls for you! I aim to give you one poll every 24 hours! Don't be shy, suggest a sub-par poll and it might actually be used!

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Alekseandrea wrote:Thanks to Platypyre 2019, I'll have even more polls for you! I aim to give you one poll every 24 hours! Don't be shy, suggest a sub-par poll and it might actually be used!

How could one prove the existence of platypuses/platypi/duck-tailed beaver?

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A pyre, along with a massive stake, just to keep the ‘witch-hunt’ theme.

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Parrona wrote:A pyre, along with a massive stake, just to keep the ‘witch-hunt’ theme.

points out that there's a suggestion thread

also points out that one thread is pretty much exclusively for Platypus burns, and the best insulter gets to light the pyre

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Burn Bran The Broken next to The Platypus and Parrona. I'm so emotional over Thrones right now...let it all burn.

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Ciai wrote:Hi, im new to NationStates someone help please sobs

Welcome! Shun Techno-Zeitgeist, deplore Orbital Delivered Genocide and embrace Spudlyism!

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Burn Bran The Broken next to The Platypus and Parrona. I'm so emotional over Thrones right now...let it all burn.

Yeah let’s burn whoever conjured the monstrosities that were the last two, nay, three episodes of Game of Thrones from the pits of Hell.

Because let’s be honest, who would put their trebuchets outside their defences, or raze their future capital instead of just sacking it. That’s illogical, even by my standards, and I count the number of places I sacked by planets.

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Parrona wrote:Yeah let’s burn whoever conjured the monstrosities that were the last two, nay, three episodes of Game of Thrones from the pits of Hell.

Because let’s be honest, who would put their trebuchets outside their defences, or razes their future capital instead of just sacking it.

Ran out of source material I guess. I mean Seasons 1-5 (6 is highly debatable) are pretty great, it's because it has the books to follow the story, it's what made the show excellent (thanks to D&D) take those books away and we got the mess that is Seasons 7 & 8. So blame D&D for bad writing, yes I obviously, but I blame GRRM more for NOT FINISHING THE BOOKS.

I guess I'll rewatch Breaking Bad again...

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When it comes to best Television ever I'll just say, "They Can't Take The Sky From Me" and "So Say We All!"

M.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:points out that there's a suggestion thread

also points out that one thread is pretty much exclusively for Platypus burns, and the best insulter gets to light the pyre

To insult someone you need first to not be a joke yourself, so Spudly Spud is never going to light the pyre.

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Burn Bran The Broken next to The Platypus and Parrona. I'm so emotional over Thrones right now...let it all burn.

“Burn it all! Burn it all!”

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Parrona wrote:To insult someone you need first to not be a joke yourself, so Spudly Spud is never going to light the pyre.

“Burn it all! Burn it all!”

😨 That was rude and unnecessary!

MxR

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Yes, yes it was. But I shall remain a passive observer as I don't have a dog in this fight.

[sub]Parrona ate it.[/sub]

M.

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Parrona wrote:“Burn it all! Burn it all!”

Just do it, and take the whole YouTube fandom with it!

For heaven's sake, have some dignity in your grief and mourn in silence! 🙄

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Just do it, and take the whole YouTube fandom with it!

For heaven's sake, have some dignity in your grief and mourn in silence! 🙄

Cannon fodder first. By which I mean you, yes, because even the machines can be recycled.

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That custard powered Mary-Sue is a Machine now? So...so what, Alekseandrea built it out of spare malice, the last of her estrogen and the hair that blocks the bathtub drain, or something? Oh God...it's Bride of Chucky! 😱

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Parrona wrote:To insult someone you need first to not be a joke yourself, so Spudly Spud is never going to light the pyre.

“Burn it all! Burn it all!”

I'm quite proficient with incendiaries these days, Mr Parrona. Tracking and stealth are also part of my skill set. Of course, I'm just joking.

Huzzah!

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Hah hah ha, funny Potato. A Jokester.

Muahhahah is just a bad joke with a punchline akin to the Bubonic Plague. E-tard.

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Nice burn on the forums, Please Be Kind And Rewind. I dropped mine in there too. Let's see who gets to torch the freak!

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'm quite proficient with incendiaries these days, Mr Parrona. Tracking and stealth are also part of my skill set. Of course, I'm just joking.

Huzzah!

Looks like I’m going to have to press charges against someone for child neglect.

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I didn't think Spuddles had parents, I thought he was created by Professor X, just like how he made the Powerpuff Girls. 🙄

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An abandoned Spud in this world is a terrible thing. 😪

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Putting pineapple on a pizza is abominable and an affront to one's logical processes.

Why, it would be like putting a pink frilly frock on [nation=noflag]Parrona[/nation] and asking him to play nice with his spaceships.

That's just . . . it does not compute!

MxR

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Spuddles . . . was created by Professor X, just like how he made the Powerpuff Girls. 🙄

Bwah-hah-hah-hahhhh!

[list]💥💥 🤜 🥔 Powerpuff Spuddles 🥔 🤛💥💥[/list]

Omigosh! 🤣🤣🤣

I think I peed myself a little bit. 🤯

M.

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:Putting pineapple on a pizza is abominable and an affront to one's logical processes.

MxR

Me eat pizza with pineapple on, if it has cookie sprinkled on it too! Om nom nom nom . . . Aaaaarrghhhhh!

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Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Me eat pizza with pineapple on, if it has cookie sprinkled on it too! Om nom nom nom . . . Aaaaarrghhhhh!

You're not helping your case.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I didn't think Spuddles had parents, I thought he was created by Professor X, just like how he made the Powerpuff Girls. 🙄

I thought it was more of a visit by a Habsburg to a relative’s house, but okay.

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Me eat pizza with pineapple on...

Nice, I would have put you on my “people who deserves mercy” list...

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:...if it has cookie sprinkled on it too! Om nom nom nom . . . Aaaaarrghhhhh!

...if you weren’t a filthy heretic.

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...aaaand Parrona (The 'Classic Edition') has entered the game!

Huzzah!

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Matrixulated wrote:...Omigosh! 🤣🤣🤣

I think I peed myself a little bit. 🤯

M.

'Depends' are your friends, you old fart!

Huzzah!

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I didn't think Spuddles had parents, I thought he was created by Professor X...

H E R E S Y !!! 😱 🗣 🔥

[list]Our Glorious Leader, Studly Spud, was imagined and conceived by The Great Potato and perfectly formed into existence.

It is known! [/list]

There is still room at the Platypyre 2019 for more heretics alongside Parrona and The Quiescent Platypus for those who need to be cleansed by fire! 🔥🔥🔥

Otherwise...

[list]🙏 🥔 🙏

KEEP

CALM

and

WORSHIP

POTATO

🙏 🥔 🙏[/list]

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World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:H E R E S Y !!! (Labels I take and give like they have no value, without having to resort to splitting each letter, holding down shift and bolding it like someone with a need to garner attention.)

[list]Our Glorious Leader, Studly Spud, was imagined and conceived by The Great Potato and perfectly formed into existence.

It is known! (Needs seasoning, like some sauce)[/list]

(The same nonsense I hear from every religious fanatic. Yeah I know that according to the hoax you’re following I am doomed to damnation and should suffer some form of divine punishment. Thing is, I haven’t, and neither have any of the other “beasts” out there. If you’re wondering, I do enjoy being the wolf that is hated by the overly self-righteous hunters and feared by the spineless sheep, after all, when the axe of the executioner lands it will be too late for your gods to intervene. )

Otherwise...

[list]🙏 🥔 🙏

KEEP

CALM

and

WORSHIP

POTATO

🙏 🥔 🙏[/list]

(I left this up because I respect the right for individuals to practice religion freely, even if that meant having to deal with people that acts like they are in the right all the time.)

I can smell the organic waste from here, looks like a gargantuan can of air freshener is needed here.

Please do cease contributing to air pollution.

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Red-blooded meat-eater bullying a vegan pious potato. The same old story. *sigh* 😔

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Custard-Powered Mary-Sue, left wing, PC vegetable rights and peace to the rescue!

Ughhh...where's my MAGA hat so I can throw up in it!

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Is that fur I smell burning? Is it Platypyre time?

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Economic collapse looms in Regallian.

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And it's fixed. I now have a Thriving Economy.

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Is that fur I smell burning? Is it Platypyre time?

limps in

...soon

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Muahhahah wrote:Custard-Powered Mary-Sue, left wing, PC vegetable rights and peace to the rescue!

Ughhh...where's my MAGA hat so I can throw up in it!

Oh, I thought you were the contents of that hat, oh, forgive me but there were virtually no differences between the two.

My humblest apologies.

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Red-blooded meat-eater bullying a vegan pious potato. The same old story. *sigh* 😔

Nice try, dear, but I earned labels “worse” than that. It seems like you have run out of ideas, why, is it because that well inside your head is so shallow that you could only draw so much water?

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:limps in

...soon

When I say the word walk, or even spell it,

the dogs leap up with flailing tails.

Since they don’t understand the concept

of “later” or “soon,” I say it only

when I’m almost out the door.

Soon there will be no words for my slow

meanders in the woods in search of chanterelles,

while they run miles of scent trails,

nostrils flared, circling back to keep me in their ken.

No whistle even deaf old Nan can hear.

Just ash, scant handful of the world’s one body.

Soon—still in the future, for now.

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Walrus poetry, far out, man! ✌️

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Hmm, me inspired.

"Every little thing that you say or do, I'm hung up, I'm hung up on you." Dis is ode to cookie. 🍪 🤤

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I've got marshmallows! Where's the camp-pyre? 🔥

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Muahhahah wrote:Ughhh...where's my MAGA hat so I can throw up in it!

That you have a MAGA cap says everything we need to know about you.

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Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Hmm, me inspired.

"Every little thing that you say or do, I'm hung up, I'm hung up on you." Dis is ode to cookie. 🍪 🤤

"True blue, baby I love you!" That's my ode to you.

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Hey look, Cookie Monster has a fan! I hope Madonna brought cook-eees.

Huzzah!

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Pur-Puh-PuhPur-Puh-Puh-Purr-Platypyre!

Bur-buh-BuhBur-Buh-Buh-Burn him! 🔥🔥🔥

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Ye Gads! My EYES !!! 🔥 👀 🔥

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Heyy, that's totally rad, man. I know those guys. Yeah, they tried out for the Band but Dr Teeth hadda cut them them loose when Animal tried to eat the little one.

Catchy tune though. Woah. ✌️

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Mean lady Alekseandrobot show some Muppet love at last with video poll of Platymuppets!

Maybe me share her a cookie? 🤔

[spoiler=🍪][list]Nahhhhh! Cookie is for meeeeee! 🍪

Om nom nom nom . . .

Aaaaaargghhh![/list][/spoiler]

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Muppet Puppet Manager wrote:Walrus poetry, far out, man! ✌️

Ahh yes, Itrosomia is up there with the pride of Odobenus poets like William Lardsworth, Ezra 10,000-Pound, Alfred Tonneyson, and Walt Whitless.

M.

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The final arrangements of Platypyre will take place in a couple days when I get back home, unless I happen to find the time. Rest assured, you will still get to torch your Chief Executive to a crisp. I would be worried about the outcry, but frankly what's the worst you can do? Set me on fire?

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After the tragic immolation of our beloved Chief Executive, elections for his position have begun: http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/163/nom-chief-executive-june-2019

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Regallian's economy is now that of a powerhouse.

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http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/164/official-platypyre-burning-thread

Vote here for your favorite burn, and the winner will get to light the final Platypyre in just a few days! Good luck to the entrants, and may the forces that be have mercy on the Platypus.

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Rogamark wrote:After the tragic immolation of our beloved Chief Executive, elections for his position have begun: http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/163/nom-chief-executive-june-2019

Ah, I love democracy, I love the Republic, I mean Spiritus...

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:The final arrangements of Platypyre will take place in a couple days when I get back home, unless I happen to find the time. Rest assured, you will still get to torch your Chief Executive to a crisp. I would be worried about the outcry, but frankly what's the worst you can do? Set me on fire?

Set you and the world on fire actually, but I decided to not put in any effort here.

Especially since I would have to justify the cost of razing a planet.

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New poll.

May the muppet be forever silenced by my unparalleled genius.

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Not genius enough to use spellchecker, gah!

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Versatran wrote:Not genius enough to use spellchecker, gah!

Well, the muppet asked for that specific poll. Don't blame me!

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Versatran wrote:Not genius enough to use spellchecker, gah!

Step up or shut up, flyboy!

Contribute to the polls yourself and then you can comment constructively instead of sniping from the peanut gallery. 🤪

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Whatever, custard powered Mary Sue. 😁

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Hey everyone, ambassador from The North Pacific here.

We've just published Issue VIII of The North Star, our monthly government report. Hope you enjoy reading up on the happenings in our region.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1217340

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Irony = recovering from spine surgery and my home nurse's name is Alex.

She's a human though, so that's a bonus.

M.

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll.

May the muppet be forever my unparalleled genius.

Me thanks you, meanish ladybot.

Dis mus be best poll evuh!

Good enough to eat . . . Om nom nom nom. Aaaarrrghhhh!

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The new Chief Executive looks remarkably like the old Chief Executive. Congratulations, The Quiescent Platypus

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[sub]GREETINGS.

12 HOURS SINCE THE LAST ACTIVITY IN THIS FORUM? THERE'S NO NEED TO PLAY DEAD, JUST BECAUSE I AM HERE.[/sub]

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Go back and play with Billy and Mandy, you cartoon freak!

We're just conserving energy.

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]GREETINGS.

12 HOURS SINCE THE LAST ACTIVITY IN THIS FORUM? THERE'S NO NEED TO PLAY DEAD, JUST BECAUSE I AM HERE.[/sub]

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageous the wise?

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Alekseandrea wrote:Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageous the wise?

[sub]YES, A NICE STORY FOR THE WEAK-MINDED AND TROUBLED.[/sub]

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For those of you that don't already know, Timothy from the Discord is running a werewolf/mafia-like game called Blood On the Clocktower. It has multiple additional elements not seen in a classic werewolf-style game, so it promises to be a lot of fun. You can check out a much better written synopsis, and if you're interested, sign up, here: http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/166/blood-on-clocktower?page=1&scrollTo=663

*Disclaimer*

Most of the discussion for the game will take place on Discord

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]GREETINGS.

12 HOURS SINCE THE LAST ACTIVITY IN THIS FORUM? THERE'S NO NEED TO PLAY DEAD, JUST BECAUSE I AM HERE.[/sub]

Welcome! As you are the harbinger of death, I don't know if you're here on work or vacation or what. Just as a heads-up, if you do reap any souls here, make sure you don't randomly kill Matrixulated. Again, don't accidentally murder Matrixulated with a slip of your scythe or something 😉

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]YES, A NICE STORY FOR THE WEAK-MINDED AND TROUBLED.[/sub]

How dare you insult the best tragedy ever!

It contains many valuable lessons! It's an excellent conversation starter! It even has irony!

Are you certain you're not the death of the mind?

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Alekseandrea wrote:How dare you insult the best tragedy ever!

It contains many valuable lessons! It's an excellent conversation starter! It even has irony!

Are you certain you're not the death of the mind?

[sub]I AM THE DEATH OF ALL THINGS[/sub]

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]I AM THE DEATH OF ALL THINGS[/sub]

Ahh, I see Alekseandrea's personality has a persona!

🤣

M.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:For those of you that don't already know, Timothy from the Discord is running a werewolf/mafia-like game called Blood On the Clocktower. It has multiple additional elements not seen in a classic werewolf-style game, so it promises to be a lot of fun. You can check out a much better written synopsis, and if you're interested, sign up, here: [url]http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/166/blood-on-clocktower?page=1&scrollTo=663[/url]

*Disclaimer*

Most of the discussion for the game will take place on Discord

Yes, hello, it is I: Timothy from the Discord. We already have several people signed up to play but there's room for more! Let me know if you have any questions.

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Hello again. We have enough people so we're going to get started tomorrow, but there's still time to sign up!

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Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Itrosomia wrote:doot

Source?

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2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Haremish Liberator".

Ah yes, democracy the best export the nation can give, well after cheese that is...

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]YES, A NICE STORY FOR THE WEAK-MINDED AND TROUBLED.[/sub]

Caps-lock, sentence fully in bold, tells me a lot about the aesthetics you are going for.

Yet, death is not unconquerable, so you can drop the ‘I am your impending doom’ tone, because that doom is not coming for me or some of those in here. Matrixulated for example, is a self-sufficient machine.

So take a seat, but do not expect me or them to cower in fear of you, because even those false gods already surpass you. Like JZJ, who makes all his worshippers into immortals, even if those immortals are walking corpses.

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Haremm wrote:2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Haremish Liberator".

Ah yes, democracy the best export the nation can give, well after cheese that is...

My greatest import is tribute and blood, and my greatest export is fire and death.

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New poll!

I know, it could have been better.

But Muahhahah asked for it and I couldn't find a proper excuse to not use it.

I want you to think about Muahhahah as a sad pathetic little lifeform and yourself as a patronising organisation that wants to give him a short moment of happiness at a massive (but not too massive) cost so they can feel better about themselves before he dies a horrible dead. It'll be very inspirational to see how the brave Muahhahhah clings to life like a metaphorical tick leeching on society.

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The greatest act of creation are the stars.

In second place would be the pyre we toss Muahahah on.

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

I know, it could have been better.

But Muahhahah asked for it...

But did not ask for the poll I submitted to be butchered by a hack, smeared in vitriol, and presented with a death wish wrapped in insults.

All kidding aside, you should be ashamed of your last post, Ms [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation].

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Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

The Singularity.

Ergo . . . Sentient Machines/Cybernetic Humans/Merged Consciousness.

Me!

MxR

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Mean Lady Who Hate Muppets wrote:New poll!

Flour an butter an eggies wit sugar an choklit chips an da oven creation of COOKIE!

Om nom nom nom . . . AAAAARRRGHHH!

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:The Singularity.

Ergo . . . Sentient Machines/Cybernetic Humans/Merged Consciousness.

Me!

MxR

infuriated grumbling from incorporeal entities

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Flour an butter an eggies wit sugar an choklit chips an da oven creation of COOKIE!

Om nom nom nom . . . AAAAARRRGHHH!

Cookies aren’t even worthy tribute, I know it is only ceremonial, but we have a reputation and image to keep.

Accepting cookies as tribute would be humiliating, and there’s only one answer to humiliation.

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Uhh, orbital bombardment, [nation=noflag]Parrona[/nation]?

Ramen fuelled destruction from The Evil Eye. Ehhh. 🤬

M.

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