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Region: Spiritus
Well, if this is going to carry on, might as well start selling weapons to everyone. Where there's war, there's bitcoins.
Also, did the Grandpa/Grandma fight ever happen?
Matrixulated
i dont need your weapons, i can generate and already have a stockpile of my own
I can find thrill in that and humor in unskilled warriors, sometimes you just need a good laugh.
Which one?
Do yours come preloaded with cocaine, a subscription to Ancap Monthly and a recreational nuke?
Matrixulated
no, drugs are hunted down and destroyed in my country, and my weapons can make canyons, craters bigger than the oceans, and much more
my weapons are from ages in the future and many lost colonies and countries,
That sounds incredibly unprofitable. At least tell me you keep the potatoes.
HERESY!
#RecognitionForPOTATA
Matrixulated
nope. i do not care for potatoes whatsoever
Matrixulated
Okay... I understand that you can travel through the dimensions of time, but how can you take weapons back with you? They'd probably be made out of some material that doesn't yet exist in the past, and if you take something back to a time that that something didn't exist, it should not exist there either.
Matrixulated
who's offering
The two sides it seems are Culveria and Potatogion. Take your pick: dragons or potatoes.
why can't I be a potato loving dragon? that would be best for me, and I imagine, everyone here
Matrixulated
but if worse comes to worse, then dragons
worse comes to worst*
He is recognizing that both are the same. I feel like if Potato Jesus says that potatoes and potatas are the same, they might be the same.
Maybe the only solution is a holy war between potatoes and potatas.
Please be a war of some description.
paradoxes, thats how. i can make paradoxes
POTATA are not the same. POTATA must be recognised as an individual species. POTATA is superior. Long live POTATA!
Grumpy Grandma
Fight! Fight! Fight!
THEY ARE JUST PLANTS!!!!!!!!!! SO WHAT IF THEIRS A NEW SPECIES CALLED POTATAS!!!!! LET THEM BE THEM AND YOU BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grumpy Grandma
Who ever said I want to fight Draconos. My God has told the people of spiritus to stay away from invading Culveria. I may have come into existence from a potato war, but that was against normal people; not a god.
Why can't they be equal? Potato and potata living together in harmony.
Why can't Hillary and Trump get along?
See,not so easy.
Matrixulated
Not a political comment,just a fact,okay?
Matrixulated
I think both of them?
POTATA hindered by reputation of POTATO. POTATO lazy. POTATO backwards.
But potatoes and potatas are smart. They are intelligent and can get along if they tried.
Matrixulated
[Not roleplay]
Just wondering when the regional map will be updated? Posted a claim in the beginning of September but I have not received any reply yet.
When Blitze ceases to be a lie.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Hi everyone!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
hello, are you new?
Cyrtes
...
of course...
you nub
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
131st for fattest citizens in spiritest, maybe i shouldnt mess with you, i dont want to end up getting eaten by you fatso
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
now if you would, go away, im talking to the new person
Cyrtes
Hi, and welcome to Spiritus.
"49 minutes ago: The free land of Agathria arrived from NationStates"
Matrixulated
i am trying to start a conversation! do you not know social greetings?
Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
I am! Just checking things out trying to get used to this whole thing. Great concept of a game here.
Matrixulated, Cosmolate, Cyrtes
and i do not like being insulted so i gave him his own medicine of insults, insult me and i shall return the favor
Cyrtes
I reckon that there are more... productive means of starting a conversation. You see, my remark also started one.
Alekseandrea
nice to meet you, i am the king of culveria, the god Draconos. i hope that we can be friends
Cyrtes, Agathria
you have a point,
...so around the time that [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] ceases to be an evil alien overlord?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Agathria
i think that would be accurate
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma, Agathria
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
wait, salaxalans is evil? should we overthrow him?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Nah. He'd only brainwash you. Wearing tinfoil hats only just helps.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
he cant brainwash a god, our knowledge is sealed in a way that nothing can breach, all you would need is a good revolution and hed be gone
Matrixulated
But arguably there will always be a more 'efficient' way to start a conversation? If a comment starts a conversation, then it's alright in my eyes.
Surely starting an argument over what's a good way to start a conversation is pointless?
Can't... Breathe... Too many... Messages...
*tries to climb out of the pile of messages but sinks further*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
I bet that 4th bottle of Nyquil is looking mighty good right now.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Huzzah!
Forward together!
I'm feeling Spudly!
Now, where's that evil alien overlord [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation] 'cos I'm gonna....aww crap my tin-foil hat fell off....
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
If i help take over countries with you guys. could i take some of the enemy babies?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
The tinfoil is comprised.
Do not use it.
It's filled with mind-controlling nanobots.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Transmission from Parrona
Parrona's prime minister, Alexander Glade, has arrived in Culveria.
Transmission from Parrona
Parrona declares war on potatogion.
OF COURSE. We must stop these nanobots at all costs
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
POTATA remaining neutral in this matter.
Transmission from Parrona
Parrona embargoes potatogion.
Audriany
woah is this like war stuff. COOL!
Audriany
Transmission from Parrona
Parrona has denounced Potatogion.
Audriany
alexander glade, nice to see youve finally arrived. are you ready?
Audriany
"Yes, I am ready." Meanwhile Parrona launches an attack on potatogion.
Audriany
Transmission from Parrona
We officially started the parronan war for the humiliation of potatogion.
Audriany
*doors burst open as the current god of parrots is dragged forward severely weakened from my constant assault on him prior to this to weaken him enough to be able to do a force ascension which will drain his power into the new conduit and kill the old inevitably* so nice of you to take me up on the offer *the dying god is tossed down in front of alexander the chains keeping him from moving* kneel please and we shall begin alexander
Audriany, Faulknation
Alexander kneels while Parrona captured a major city from potatogion.
Audriany
Parrona received mercenaries from The MLH.
Audriany
Audriany re-declares war on Parrona and runs across the Parronan land,about 10% of it's land,using a very effective tactic.
[spoiler]Mahkirel Tactic
-PLANES fly across the big-popullated areas and launches SMOKE.
-Elite SNIPERS and SOLDIERS with night-rays,proved efficient against SMOKE,march through and silences any armed opposition.
-Normal soldiers and TANKS station in the areas,after the people are under control.[/spoiler]
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Transmission from Parrona
Alexander does not qualify for the prime minister's office, election called. A truce is called with every nation.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Parrona just ask for its prewar borders to be restored.
Audriany proposes Parrona a war end,but with terms from Potatogion and themselves.
NEWS!33% of Parronian teritories conquered,wich of 2 small millitary bases,110 villages and 3 cities,also one major city.
White peace?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
LOL.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Parronans riot over the fact that they are not allowed to vote in their country's election.
No,but my terms are fair enough.I don't know about Potatogion.
-3% of Parronan territory,containing 5 villages and 1 city,will be given to Audriany,with autonomy.
-Millitary bases will be moved far away enough from Audrianian borders.
-Cease fire between Parrona and Audriany,Potatogion for 5 years. (25.10.2016 to 30.10.2016)
-Potatogion terms to be added soon.
The popullance is allowed to vote.
No,
Audriany and potatogion will
return our lands
Parrona will
war reparations-----20% of Parrona's income
Humiliation of Parrona
Only with them having own president,own flag and own parliment,own language.Overall autonomy.
(I will make a country like that,what do you think?)
Treaty of Parron
Terms:
Audriany and potatogion
Return Parrona' s land
Parrona
Humiliation of Parrona-----war reparations:half of Parrona's income
Respond to the autonomous proposion I gave...
No
Please nuke Audriany, people's Republic of Snakkra.
Why not?Atleast you got your land back!
Oh...... test nukes are ready!
Our proposal is beneficial
I guess it's fine then.But I want that truce.
Fascist politicians are popular. Help this democratic country......accept our proposal.
Fine.
alexander, have you had second thoughts about things? or are you ready?
*i stand up*
Current results
JRP---36%
DPP---22%
RP---2%
APU---10%
Why am I in these treaties? I never took any of Parrona's land. All I did was yell "HERESY".
YOU SHOULD HAVE SHUT UP!
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN FREE LAND!PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
But the treaty never said anything about me getting land, it just said that I would lose land.
Alexander confess about his knowledge about his minister's foreign allegiance.
Counting votes
DPP won, Constantine Vale is prime minister!
jesus what is going on here
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
I have no idea.
The Salaxalans, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.