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Region: Spiritus
It's a good start. Now we just need potato chainsaws, potato launchers, potato armor, and if worst comes to worstpotato nukes.
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion
for what? *standing in front of a pile of all the inanimate (killed again) zombies that the zombie dragons killed* theyre gone, the zombie dragons are under my control, raised at my command and they do my bidding, all the zombies are gone, finished, nothing more
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion
YOU KILLED THEM! HOW DARE YOU! THEY HAD RIGHTS TOO, THEY WERE PEOPLE[ish]!
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
WERE people.... Not anymore.
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
would you like to see one up close? *raises a zombie and it starts walking to potatogion and it says (more like grumbles out)* "destroy allllllll potatooooooes"
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion
theyve all been repeating that
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion
Does anyone knows if this Halloween will have the same event?? And how the Region is planing to play it if it is the same? Maximize the zombies or the cure?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion
Never mind then. Murder time. Oh, and also HERESY!
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Faulknation
thought so
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
It looks like the plan is to cure.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=707453
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hitsu, Grumpy Grandma
What in the world happened here?
Matrixulated
We must defend the sacred potata.
Mobilise the chips (army), fries (navy) and crisps (airforce)! The POTATA alliance shall purge all threats to the wonderful legacy of the POTATA.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
*Attempts to steal one of [nation=short]Aotan[/nation]'s POTATA*
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
YES! ALL THE POTATO POWER!
HERESY!
Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
What? That's not heresy at all. I just... wanted to plant Potata in my back garden, so that eventually the whole world will know what a potata is, and worship them?
Together with the ordinary potatoes? Right?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
ALL SHALL KNOW OF THE GREAT POTATO! IN THE NAME OF POTATO JESUS CHRIST!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
*watches* all the zombies are dead, remember that
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
HERESY!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
NO, NO, DOWN AS IN LET'S FOOKEN MURDER THEM ALL, THOSE GODDAMN ILLEGAL ALIENS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation
But they all have citizenship. Zombies can't really move countries that well.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
You called?
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
ILLEGAL
ALIENS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation
LOL.
Today's reflection if assassination is an act to kill someone, would zombie assassination still be a thing? Are zombies someone or something? Think about it before YOU MURDER ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN THIS HALLOWEEN.
Ps. Just endorsed all of the WA members of the region cause bored af.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation
Well now OGG, let's not murder them all, let's just cure missile them to death... er... life...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
And yes our goal is to cure EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE! :D No embracing the horde or killing zombies. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
I can see it now . . .
Zombies on OGG's lawn . . .
OGG like *BOOM* HEADSHOT!
CLOGG like "Here, have a cookie . . ."
*BOOM* Exploding cookie!
OGG & CLOGG high-five and shout together, "GET OFF OUR LAWN!"
Like a boss.
Bosses.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Why not both. We could cure them, and then kill them. Legally they are still dead, so we can get away with it. Instead of kill all zombies, KILL ALL HUMANS THAT USED TO BE ZOMBIES!
Matrixulated, Hitsu, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
But why? This plan seems a bit macabre. I'd tweak it just a bit, by stopping just after the "We could cure them" part.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
That's no fun. We need a little bit more excitement in spiritus. All we have are the occasional potato war, and maybe Culveria destroying the odd planet here and there. We need something more, something big, something dangerous! Maybe not the whole genocide thing, it's a little overplayed ever since you know.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
How would you feel about a game of nuclear Russian roulette [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Or nuclear hot potato. You're choice. Loser ceases to exist. Winner gets bragging rights.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo, Cyrtes
If anyone else wants to play, well, the more the merrier?
The Great Potato Empire
Oh my yes. Let us play nuclear Russian roulette, less work, less cheating, and more danger.
Matrixulated
*Passes Out The Exploding Cats*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Ooh! I love that game. I also love oatmeal that could be unrelated, I'll let you guys decide.
Now that you are at Isle of Man head to the Peel Castle, on the west side of the island. Then go to the tower that is in the courtyard using these coordinates 54°13'34.3"N 4°41'55.5"W and wait till tomorrow that way we can wait until everyone gets there. I will meet you there, and we will talk about what we will do when we all get there.
p.s. this is only step 2 of 3, the next telegram will come on October 19, 2016.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
How long have you been waiting to do this game? It seems like you have put a lot of thought and a lot of time into this. Just please tell me that you actually live on the Isle of Man and have put hundreds of thousands of pounds into a game for some people over the internet.
Okay, here is how we'll do it. Your letter is P and mine is E. If the headline on the top of the front page of the NY Times starts with an E, I lose, a P and you lose. Sound fair?
Sounds fun. One question, what headline is it?
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
Okay so that's the round tower in Peel Castle, [nation=short]How do you do fellow kids[/nation]? Can't seem to find a name for it... But it's the only round one. :P
*camps out in the tower*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The biggest one under the masthead. In print of course.
Unless you can suggest an alternative random generator.
But of course not. This game sounds fun.
The Salaxalans
Hello my friend! Mr Money calling! :D
I am having some trouble selling my finest of potatoes to the NationStates community. Nobody has bought from me for the last 6 months! :(
That means there is currently no flow of money into Spiritus like I promised. Sorry guys!
Also, the Zombies will infect my crop no doubt, so double drat! :(
Anyway, how is everyone? :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
we killed them all already
Empire Democratique Francais
oy i havent destroyed any planets in a while... *hides rubble of pluto*
Holy halloumi!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Few Answering Call by Trump To Watch Polls
We both survived to play another day [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Care to play again?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo
Pluto isn't a planet. Especially now.
But of course.
Okay. How about this. Take your choice, BBC, The Daily mail, CNN or Reuters. I'll choose one that you don't. If the top story on reddit.com/r/worldnews at this time tomorrow is from the news outlet that either of us has chose, our nuclear bomb has gone off and destroyed our country and we have to allow it to CTE.
*chosen
I'll do BBC. I feel lucky with that.
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
like this comment or die in 10 seconds
if you liked this comment you will get a new car
Matrixulated
I'll take CNN. Still two up for grabs. Any takers?
You have no authority over me :P
Djo
HERESY!
Matrixulated
Not many cars being given away today
Matrixulated
Well [nation=short]-Mr Money-[/nation] we'll always buy any leftover potatoes. Can't get enough here. :P Of course that means we'd be paying ourselves the profit, but... POTATO!!!! Hopefully the zombies don't infect your potatoes, zombie potatoes would be scary.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Greetings again, Proud Nations of Spiritus! HorseForceNation has REVIVED!
Hail Horses! Hail Horses!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I know, I am kind of wondering whether to use my stockpile as bait, to lure them into my Zombie obliteration path. :P
When this scary s**t is all over, I'll hand over 1,000,000 potatoes free of charge to the great people of Spiritus. How 'bout that? :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
YES THAT WOULD BE GOOD! More potatoes for everyone!! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
ALL THE ZOMBIES ARE DEAD!!!!!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
HERESY! ZOMBIES ARE ALWAYS DEAD! THEY CAN NEVER TRULY DIE! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
INANIMATE THEN!!!!!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
(so meme-o-riffic you should be ashamed but....)
*BOOM* HEADSHOT !!!
*BOOM* Exploding cookie !!!
Rahhhhhh!! - Zombies - PWNED!
Go Grampses!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
THANK YOU!
Matrixulated
Can you do that?
DO WHAT???
Inanimate
yes its quite simple, shoot them in the head or destroy their entire body
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Using capital letters at the beginning of a sentence and using a period at the end of a sentence is also easy.
Yet some people still fail to use them.
The fact that a task is easy doesn't mean people will actually succeed in said task.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
By all means, I agree with you. The world needs to rediscover the profound art of spelling and punctuation.
The fact that a task is easy often means that people get too lazy to do it. "It's so easy that I can easily leave it for later..."
Eventually, they never do it at all.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
you have a point, thats why i already did it for you guys
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Whats going on with the council resolution vote? Why is everyone against it, did I miss something here?
Matrixulated
???
Matrixulated
It's not very well written and the list of regions that were "destroyed" weren't actually destroyed. Basically it reads like something that someone from the region wrote to gain notoriety. :P More like an ad campaign than an actual condemnation.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
The Security Council resolution, [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation].
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
* Pay attention potato-lovers! *
The Grumpy Grandpa *BOOM* HEADSHOT!
Grumpy Grandma *BOOM* Exploding cookie!
Zombies = PWNED
M.
The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Guess whos back, back again, Huge Cheese Industry Empire is back, tell a friend.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
With a brand new case of potato-molestation accusation?
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Welcome back, Malty!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Hello now we are all here let us discuss the reason why I have you all here today on October 19, 2016. I don't know what you all think this is about and well to be honest it might sound a little bit fake but I live on the Isle of Man in the small town of Kirk Michael, about 10 km kind of northeast of Peel Castle. So today is the day we know what is going on why I even bothered to do this for something so simple, on October 22, 2016 two days from now is going to be my birthday and I just wanted to do something special on my birthday and lead people on a fake little journey which i'll admit is pretty short and stupid but it was pretty cool, I think. But yea 2 days from now is my birthday and sorry for this climax to a short and story. So yea peace.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo
Oh happy birthday in 2 days friend :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It was honestly actually really cool little game. It was short, but pretty well done. So kudos to you fine sir.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo
Happy two days away birthday, [nation=short]How do you do fellow kids[/nation]! That was a fun little journey. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Here's a shiny otato for my friend [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation]. :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I say good sir, what exactly is a "otato"?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
An otato is the evolved form of a potato. Much shinier and tastier. :D
Matrixulated
No no. Potato is best. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona
You can't beat the classics.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona
I'll say it first....HERESY!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Blasphemy!.....wait, my nation and I prefer secularism....anyway potato is the best. I don't eat otato.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Ok, thanks. Now I see ;)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
POTATA[/b[!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I meant
Wow I can't type :D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU! HERESY!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
THERE CAN NEVER BE ANYTHING BETTER THAN A POTATO! I HAVEN'T DEVOTED ALL MY LIFE FOR THE POTATO FOR ONE LETTER TO BE REMOVED AND SOME HERETIC CALLING IT BETTER! HERESY!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Everybody the lamas are attacking
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
than eat them, your raptor jesus arent you?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Angry Grandpas, Grumpy Grandma
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