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The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:But today is useless information day!

what kind of stupid person made that a day??

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Itrosomia wrote:On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

*shoves him into a vat of mutagen*

Itrosomia wrote:The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

wait what 57 different kinds of pickles??

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*shoves him into a vat of mutagen*

1 in *blub* 5,000 north Atlantic *glub* lobsters are born bright blue.

I can swim in anything without being harmed by it.

Genetic alteration counts as being hurt.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

I gues you could say that the books weren't very light reads!

Itrosomia wrote:1 in *blub* 5,000 north Atlantic *glub* lobsters are born bright blue.

I can swim in anything without being harmed by it.

Genetic alteration counts as being hurt.

im not harming, im setting this mutagen to copy your genetic code into an itro-mutagen

and i know that about lobsters already

Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

I gues you could say that the books weren't very light reads!

lol

Itrosomia wrote:Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

*pulls out itro with a robotic claw* there the mutagen is finished

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im not harming, im setting this mutagen to copy your genetic code into an itro-mutagen

and i know that about lobsters already

*absorbes the mutagen*

How much of this stuff did you make?

It could use some 🍍.

Itrosomia wrote:Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

you know lobsters and jellyfish are genetically immortal, they have no life span limit

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*pulls out itro with a robotic claw* there the mutagen is finished

I absorbed it all.

That work was for nothing.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you know lobsters and jellyfish are genetically immortal, they have no life span limit

Yes.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:*absorbes the mutagen*

How much of this stuff did you make?

It could use some 🍍.

oy! i was going to make things with that *removes a remaining bit of it and hides it away*

Itrosomia wrote:The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

what? seriously? wow

Sons Of Culveria wrote:oy! i was going to make things with that *removes a remaining bit of it and hides it away*

If it is a copy of me I will activate my clone destroyer machine.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[spoiler= Hello Parron] Saying hello to yourself I see [/spoiler]

Hello non-existant creature.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[spoiler= Parron] As full of yourself as ever [/spoiler]

Spoiler?

Not inclined to read.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

the current usa flag was designed by a 17 year old for a school project, he only recieved a B-

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:If it is a copy of me I will activate my clone destroyer machine.

im not cloning you

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

The Parron Republic wrote:Hello non-existant creature.

Spoiler?

Not inclined to read.

then you miss out on the only times i complemented you

a strawberry is not actually a berry but a banana is

coca cola would be green if coloring werent added to it

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.

humans share about 50 percent DNA with bananas

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Itrosomia wrote:The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Correction: Most common first name...

...the most common family name is, ofcourse; Lee (or Li).

Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

Lies, my relatives in China do not know those names, they do know Mao Zedong, Xi Jinping and uh, Putin.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The Parron Republic wrote:Lies, my relatives in China do not know those names, they do know Mao Zedong, Xi Jinping and uh, Putin.

Western.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Anatidaephobia is the fear of somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

Itrosomia

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Anatidaephobia is the fear of somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

I knew that because I have that fear.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you should not be celebrating. ive had everyone in my region all recede into the palace, including the beasts and creatures. once the great Max Barry returns everyone our powers i will restore kesmor to normal

But celebrating is fun tho

Itrosomia

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL USLESS FACT DAY!!

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Statens, The Parron Republic

The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

Scraunched is the longest one syllable word.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

Underneath the striped fur of a tiger is striped skin (which preserves the camouflage effect).

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sons Of Culveria

Gtg.

One more fact...

WALRUSSES ARE AWESOME!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:then you miss out on the only times i complemented you

I held the letter over a candle before throwing it onto a table by a window because it wasn't addressed to me and I am a jerk when it comes to letters.

But, hey at least I am honest about my faults, are you?

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:coca cola would be green if coloring werent added to it

...And its original recipe didn't have colouring, and so it was green when first it went on sale - It also contained, up until 1926, the original source of flavouring that made its name; the Cola (or Kola) nut, and the Coca leaf - Yes, that same leaf that gives us Cocaine! - It was originally retailed as a tonic/"pick me up" for body and mind, as I'm sure the Coca leaf helped with that...

The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Also, what is with the people who never talk on the RMB?

Like, what is the point of being in a region then?

Like you, [nation=short]the_swirling_vortex_of_nothingness[/nation].

Why do you never talk on the RMB?

Because the evil school monster has taken over my life.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.

Some people on here are probably gonna try counting them the next time they visit McDonalds...

Statens wrote:But celebrating is fun tho

celebrating will be done after

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Some people on here are probably gonna try counting them the next time they visit McDonalds...

What fools, MacDonalds is just another immoral company that fattens people like pigs.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:What fools, MacDonalds is just another immoral company that fattens people like pigs.

Yes, delicious, delicious, fatty piglet people...

**Licks lips**

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yes, delicious, delicious, fatty piglet people...

**Licks lips**

Click klick click kclick

(Yum... Im going by McDonald's. You want something. I'll get two McSteve combos with a 2 sides of baby's and 2 large bloods to drink)

KREEEEEE!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Click klick click kclick

(Yum... Im going by McDonald's. You want something. I'll get two McSteve combos with a 2 sides of baby's and 2 large bloods to drink)

KREEEEEE!!!

It doesn't get it hm?

The Parron Republic wrote:What fools, MacDonalds is just another immoral company that fattens people like pigs.

Read it again.

Alekseandrea

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Click klick click kclick

(Yum... Im going by McDonald's. You want something. I'll get two McSteve combos with a 2 sides of baby's and 2 large bloods to drink)

KREEEEEE!!!

Sure, why not? Here take this for payment...

**Gives you 30 pieces of silver**

Alekseandrea

Double posts, I apologise.

Regarding this. V

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Click klick click kclick

(Yum... Im going by McDonald's. You want something. I'll get two McSteve combos with a 2 sides of baby's and 2 large bloods to drink)

KREEEEEE!!!

Regardless, I smiled...

(more propaganda meals for everyone!)

Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Jedi-Zombies DO give you superpowers!

On that subject, I had been thinking perhaps it is time to resurrect a few old nations that had CTE'd, whilst my zombie hordes had swarmed over, and absorbed them into our citizenry, and ranks...

[spoiler=Introducing...]

Great British Federation

The Dark Norse

The Nether Regions

Eurasian Alliance

▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation]

Animal Farmerica

▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]

Marli[/spoiler]

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:On that subject, I had been thinking perhaps it is time to resurrect a few old nations that had CTE'd, whilst my zombie hordes had swarmed over, and absorbed them into our citizenry, and ranks...

[spoiler=Introducing...]

Great British Federation

The Dark Norse

The Nether Regions

Eurasian Alliance

▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation]

Animal Farmerica

▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]

Marli[/spoiler]

Nice. For.

Okay? Abstain.

Against Against Against Against Against!

Looks similar to one of mine. For.

Hey, Matthias, was this yours? For.

Ah, Donald J Plump. For!

No, nein, bu yao. Against.

Hipsteria? Against.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

[spoiler=Introducing...]

Great British Federation

The Dark Norse

The Nether Regions

Eurasian Alliance

▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation]

Animal Farmerica

▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]

Marli[/spoiler]

If there's going to be a nuclear apocalypse, I thought it a nice idea to bring back these old powers from across the NationStates universe - They were some of my puppets that had been meticulously placed in various regions; feeder, sinker, fascist, communist, and neutral - I didn't bring back those that caused "trouble" - Doing that could stir more!

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I knew that because I have that fear.

uhm, whats that? *points to floating camera watching itro closely*

The Parron Republic wrote:Nice. For.

Okay? Abstain.

Against Against Against Against Against!

Looks similar to one of mine. For.

Hey, Matthias, was this yours? For.

Ah, Donald J Plump. For!

No, nein, bu yao. Against.

Hipsteria? Against.

Look at them closely - I tried with each of them, to introduce amusing national statistics or settings; classifications, names, mottos, national animals, religions - Wherever I could make a pun, or play on words, I did...

Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:If there's going to be a nuclear apocalypse, I thought it a nice idea to bring back these old powers from across the NationStates universe - They were some of my puppets that had been meticulously placed in various regions; feeder, sinker, fascist, communist, and neutral - I didn't bring back those that caused "trouble" - Doing that could stir more!

1st Prunasian Presidential Election to begin tomorrow, Nova Sol Time.

Parliament House flies red flag.

3 of the 9 remaining missile silos to be reactivated.

Realm Peace enforced in the Empire of Light.

Alekseandrea

girls have a higher risk of getting pregnant then boys

if you ever feel useless remember, Canada has jails

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Look at them closely - I tried with each of them, to introduce amusing national statistics or settings; classifications, names, mottos, national animals, religions - Wherever I could make a pun, or play on words, I did...

The only one I could really laugh at is, Mao... *burst into laughter*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:girls have a higher risk of getting pregnant then boys

Hello captain obvious!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:Hello captain obvious!

ITS USELESS FACTS DAY

Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire

the electric chair death penalty was invented by a dentist

the humpty dumpty rhyme never says hes an egg

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ITS USELESS FACTS DAY

Why notdo a useless fact of the day?

The Great Potato Empire wrote:Why notdo a useless fact of the day?

like, a useless fact every day?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:like, a useless fact every day?

Exactly

The Great Potato Empire wrote:Exactly

thats now itros job, and when you recieve a major electric shock its not the electricity that throws you across the room, its the force of your muscles contracting, so basically you're strong enough to throw yourself across a room

Itrosomia

theres a device that can permanently replace your heart, the side effect is you'll have no pulse

Sons Of Culveria wrote:theres a device that can permanently replace your heart, the side effect is you'll have no pulse

this is actually really interesting i like this

god is the only simpsons character that has five fingers on each hand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

men have nipples because as an embryo everyone is female until the Y chromosome kicks in

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Useless facts! Watermelons are 92 percent water. Early explorers sometimes carried watermelons instead of canteens.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Sons Of Culveria

Sons Of Culveria wrote:uhm, whats that? *points to floating camera watching itro closely*

*crushes it

Itrosomia wrote:*crushes it

*several hundred cameras appear and somewhere a duck is monitoring the monitors of those cameras*

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*several hundred cameras appear and somewhere a duck is monitoring the monitors of those cameras*

*emits a shockwave*

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets

Itrosomia

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Itrosomia wrote:Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

Who will lick stamps, barbarians?

It's unhygienic, unsightly and downright disgusting.

We in Singapore use a cup of tap water for it.

In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

the stereotypical heart shape is meant to be two hearts fused together

A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.

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Written by Refuge Isle.