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Region: Spiritus
My only 2 leading causes of death are Old Age and Cancer.
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to start mine that uranium.
Is he space pope? If he is space pope, fired, because being space pope is awesome. If he is the regular pope, promoted, because earth pope is lame.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
I like it! Can you make me a little one? We can rule the world together.
What have I told you about world domination? You can only do it if I get a piece of the action.
If you had a room with nothing in it and if all the walls, the ceiling, and the floor were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors?
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha, Ithoric
*chuckles* child i am a god, ruling the world would be easy, but having fun is more of interest to me, now as for the little one request *picks up a car with them mech with one hand and its grinded up and taken into the mech and then a pod drops out opening and transforming into a small robot gorilla mech* there you go
Darkness. There is nothing in the room, including lights.
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
Yes! Time to blow up some commies! Thanks uncle Draconos!
what if there was one one way mirror and there was a light on the other side?
and your welcome child potatonadia
I want to make a little web show-thing about this region, but everyone's potatoes with googley-eyes and mini versions of their flags on them
The Salaxalans
I think light can go through a one way mirror. If anyone can make it happen you can, seeing as you are a god.
Laughing Buddha
*tries it but instead puts light ball spell in a small box of one way mirrors and it creates a blinding light*
Laughing Buddha
*it suddenly explodes in a blinding flash*
Laughing Buddha
ok im not doing that again *my eyes are trying to readjust*
Laughing Buddha
Too bad. At least it was pretty up until everyone was blinded.
Laughing Buddha
here take a box and remove that charm and the light will appear inside it and it will replicate what just happened *holds a one way mirror box to russinadia with a charm on it*
I like it. I'm going to use this wisely and put it on grumpy grandpa's lawn.
Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
*laughs* i like how you think
Laughing Buddha
He'll certainly thank you for that.
Laughing Buddha
*makes a second charm and places it on the box* there, take that of after you take the first charm for a little extra surprise
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
Ooh fun.
wheres the old coots house? we gotta do this quick!
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
I think it's just down the street on the corner. The one with the giant American flag on the pole and war relics all over the yard.
Hooligans!Why you pranking an ole man?!
Get out of here before you go to Gulag too!
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
Did someone say gulag?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Oh lord, how long have you been gone? Seems like forever.
Matrixulated
You had it better.I did not even know he existed.
I have been visiting brother in great mother land. He is potato farmer just like мама used to be. Just like she used to say "ты только вслух, чтобы съесть капиталистов и картофель."
Matrixulated
Can you tell these people to stop molesting me?And maybe stop shoving that T-34 cannon up my arsey?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
In mother Russia, tank goes inside you.
Matrixulated
One part of the jokes about Russia that will just never get outta me head.Gotta celebrate that.Let's change the flag!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
That's a beautiful saying your mother used to say. I feel that everyone should find pleasure in eating potatoes and capitalists.
Matrixulated
I was never a capitapig!Don't listen to people who said I changed!I am part of Mother East Berlin like ever!
EAST BERLIN WILL RISE AGAIN. SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY TRUE ISM!
The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha
To a certain extent, yes, I agree.
SHOOT THEM ALL DOWN
MURICA
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Quick question, how To vote on a poll because you know, potato is just a so important issue ?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Down with the commies
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
Just go up to it and click on one the options. Then press the vote button.
The Salaxalans
The Salaxalans
One or Two?
Ustrabrona
You can still vote, [nation=short]Empire Democratique Francais[/nation]! Is the vote button not there? The poll should be working until sometime tomorrow. Also welcome!! :D
Matrixulated
Holy cow that's a lot of "Of's"
This is beautiful.Gramps might not take it,but you won me.
Gotta love me unoriginality.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Salaxalans
Is it just me, or is it peculiarly quiet in Spiritus?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hmmmm... You can't click any of the bubbles on the left list of options? Not the list with the bars showing votes, the other list.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I've seen before... Spiritus during the potato wars...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
When I joined I was able to vote... IDK though
Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais
Me friend had 320 Spiritus Messages.
D'OH
Hi Audriany
dont step on snek
plox
yeqh
When your nations has 500 million people I'm pretty sure your classification is going to become 'The don't step on Snek of Audriany'. (:
Matrixulated
OH.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Not one single atom of Sanity remains - Regional Sanity particulates have gone subatomic and thus have entered the realm governed primarily by the Laws of Quantum Mechanics, therefore both Sanity and Insanity levels are infinite, permanently under a state of flux, and completely unmeasurable - This also means the region is made of a warped fabric membrane, woven out of vibrating strings; both super-sized and infinitesimally small, folded into 10 or more higher dimensions, placed in a box with an angry cat and a bottle of radioactive poison, spun, shaken, stirred, atrributed many flavours, and attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis... 😂
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
**Offers everyone some "special" brownies**
Matrixulated
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Wait what's happening
Life
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Haidao Island
first you need light but my mind has been blown
Matrixulated
Already chose my description,and going to change flag pretty soon,so it will be all yours :)
You said it gramps.
"OH."
Care to say it again?
idk
no step on snek
That means you are in Mother Russia!In Gulag!
Speaking from...experience.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And what if you are sitting with your face towards a wall in a windowless room, that has been painted entirely black? There is one light source, behind you, but you cannot turn around to see it, and don't know it's there. What do you see? Does it even make any difference whether you have your eyes open or closed?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Yes, it does.
Your depth perception will enable you to see the wall as a vertical plane.
The only way you wouldn't be able to see it is if you close your eyes, or if the black doesn't reflect any visible light. In that case you can't even see the light source.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Took you years to respond!
Finally the sanest person is back.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Thank goodness there aren't many of those rooms around.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais
??
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
How's our region's grandfather today?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Keep telling yourself that...
Matrixulated
I'M HUNGRY.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Weren't you in the top of agriculture around here?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
ALAS, THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE OF THE MICRONATION OF THE GRUMPY GRANDPA CHANGED. ERGO, I HAD TO ABANDON AGRICULTURE AND THE ENVIRONMENT.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I did too!
Now I have cancer!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
こんにちは
Hello France
Matrixulated
Do they have chocolate chips in 'em or something?
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Hello, all! I'm not certain if there are any rules of the chat, but could someone explain to me how most people chat? Do we speak as if we are leaders of countries, the countries as entities, or completely separate from countries but as a personality (be it our own or a made up one)? I'd like any of those! I feel like I should know that before I introduce myself, yeah? :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.
[hello and welcome to spiritus! there are no rules except respect everyone. we usually chat as ourselves but also occasionally discuss our nation and make mini-business agreements. i am the grumpy grandpa.]
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Thanks, Grumpy Grandpa
In that case, I'm Jules Eastlesswater, and it's nice to meet you all! I don't know much about gameplay other than deciding on Issues and writing Factbooks, so hopefully I can get some guidance from you guys! I'm 18, and I go to Delta State University in Mississippi (USA), and I major in music education. But if we meet in person and you ask me to sing something, I just might bite you. Literally, bite, with teeth, to flesh. Preferably your forearm. :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Empire Democratique Francais
Ahhh, OGG, a model of consistency.
If only his bowel movements were as such . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Eastlesswater
I take pride in my cancer death rate
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Does anyone else read "Acts of God" and picture someone being struck down like a lightning bolt?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Ithoric
I always imagined something that was literally biblical, so the rapture or something.
That or it's the insurance company covering all its bases.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Ithoric, Eastlesswater
I always imagined it as someone just randomly walking down a road so innocently and obliviously under a clear sunny sky. Suddenly a whole thunderstorm appears out of nowhere and without warning, the poor person is struck by lightning. Instead of hearing thunder though afterwards, you hear the words "PSYCH!"
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Tulgey Isles, Ithoric, Eastlesswater
Or maybe like a natural disaster, like a tornado sweeps one person up before retracting back into the clouds... Or maybe God himself comes down and shoots a guy like "whaddup"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
NEW POLL yaaaaaaay!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Music education?
Music and education. In the same sentence.
I am appalled.
I know, all educations are equal.
But, some are more equal than others.
;)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I have the biggest agricultural sector.
Take that treehuggers!
Matrixulated
Glad I am not a treehugger anymore.
I AM A SNEK!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
screw it ill do it myself *gets the box from russinadia and places it on gramps lawn and pull the first charm off than the second making it multiply into fifty and i disappear before they all go off in one giant blinding flash*
Matrixulated
It's just a prank bro.
Matrixulated
What . . . the . . . fuuuuuuck???
M.
Laughing Buddha
yes i know, and you never fulfilled it but it was pretty good wasnt it? *had left some of the grass glowing and it spells 'Go Culveria and Russinadia'*
Matrixulated
and what is this gulag i heard of?
Matrixulated
Sorry, I disappeared from time and space for a few days.
Sounds delicious right? Well it's like a gym, that you live at, ad rarely stop working out, barely get any food, and it is really cold. Thanks Russia
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
no worries i disappeared for a few days too on some errands
Matrixulated
Had to pick up some quantum potatoes/not potatoes from the reality super-store.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
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