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The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
what kind of stupid person made that a day??
On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
*shoves him into a vat of mutagen*
wait what 57 different kinds of pickles??
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
1 in *blub* 5,000 north Atlantic *glub* lobsters are born bright blue.
I can swim in anything without being harmed by it.
Genetic alteration counts as being hurt.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
I gues you could say that the books weren't very light reads!
im not harming, im setting this mutagen to copy your genetic code into an itro-mutagen
and i know that about lobsters already
Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
lol
*pulls out itro with a robotic claw* there the mutagen is finished
*absorbes the mutagen*
How much of this stuff did you make?
It could use some 🍍.
you know lobsters and jellyfish are genetically immortal, they have no life span limit
I absorbed it all.
That work was for nothing.
Yes.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
oy! i was going to make things with that *removes a remaining bit of it and hides it away*
what? seriously? wow
If it is a copy of me I will activate my clone destroyer machine.
Hello non-existant creature.
Spoiler?
Not inclined to read.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
the current usa flag was designed by a 17 year old for a school project, he only recieved a B-
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
im not cloning you
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
then you miss out on the only times i complemented you
a strawberry is not actually a berry but a banana is
coca cola would be green if coloring werent added to it
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.
humans share about 50 percent DNA with bananas
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Correction: Most common first name...
...the most common family name is, ofcourse; Lee (or Li).
Itrosomia
Lies, my relatives in China do not know those names, they do know Mao Zedong, Xi Jinping and uh, Putin.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.
Western.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Anatidaephobia is the fear of somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
Itrosomia
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
I knew that because I have that fear.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
But celebrating is fun tho
Itrosomia
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Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.
Ooh fun facts
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL USLESS FACT DAY!!
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Statens, The Parron Republic
The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
Scraunched is the longest one syllable word.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
Underneath the striped fur of a tiger is striped skin (which preserves the camouflage effect).
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sons Of Culveria
Gtg.
One more fact...
WALRUSSES ARE AWESOME!!!
I held the letter over a candle before throwing it onto a table by a window because it wasn't addressed to me and I am a jerk when it comes to letters.
But, hey at least I am honest about my faults, are you?
Mrglglglgland
...And its original recipe didn't have colouring, and so it was green when first it went on sale - It also contained, up until 1926, the original source of flavouring that made its name; the Cola (or Kola) nut, and the Coca leaf - Yes, that same leaf that gives us Cocaine! - It was originally retailed as a tonic/"pick me up" for body and mind, as I'm sure the Coca leaf helped with that...
The Parron Republic
Because the evil school monster has taken over my life.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Some people on here are probably gonna try counting them the next time they visit McDonalds...
celebrating will be done after
What fools, MacDonalds is just another immoral company that fattens people like pigs.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Yes, delicious, delicious, fatty piglet people...
**Licks lips**
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Click klick click kclick
(Yum... Im going by McDonald's. You want something. I'll get two McSteve combos with a 2 sides of baby's and 2 large bloods to drink)
KREEEEEE!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
It doesn't get it hm?
Read it again.
Alekseandrea
Sure, why not? Here take this for payment...
**Gives you 30 pieces of silver**
Alekseandrea
Double posts, I apologise.
Regarding this. V
Regardless, I smiled...
(more propaganda meals for everyone!)
Alekseandrea
On that subject, I had been thinking perhaps it is time to resurrect a few old nations that had CTE'd, whilst my zombie hordes had swarmed over, and absorbed them into our citizenry, and ranks...
[spoiler=Introducing...]
▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation]
▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]
▪Marli[/spoiler]
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Nice. For.
Okay? Abstain.
Against Against Against Against Against!
Looks similar to one of mine. For.
Hey, Matthias, was this yours? For.
Ah, Donald J Plump. For!
No, nein, bu yao. Against.
Hipsteria? Against.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
If there's going to be a nuclear apocalypse, I thought it a nice idea to bring back these old powers from across the NationStates universe - They were some of my puppets that had been meticulously placed in various regions; feeder, sinker, fascist, communist, and neutral - I didn't bring back those that caused "trouble" - Doing that could stir more!
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
uhm, whats that? *points to floating camera watching itro closely*
Look at them closely - I tried with each of them, to introduce amusing national statistics or settings; classifications, names, mottos, national animals, religions - Wherever I could make a pun, or play on words, I did...
Alekseandrea
1st Prunasian Presidential Election to begin tomorrow, Nova Sol Time.
Parliament House flies red flag.
3 of the 9 remaining missile silos to be reactivated.
Realm Peace enforced in the Empire of Light.
Alekseandrea
girls have a higher risk of getting pregnant then boys
if you ever feel useless remember, Canada has jails
The only one I could really laugh at is, Mao... *burst into laughter*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hello captain obvious!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
ITS USELESS FACTS DAY
Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire
the electric chair death penalty was invented by a dentist
the humpty dumpty rhyme never says hes an egg
Why notdo a useless fact of the day?
like, a useless fact every day?
Exactly
thats now itros job, and when you recieve a major electric shock its not the electricity that throws you across the room, its the force of your muscles contracting, so basically you're strong enough to throw yourself across a room
Itrosomia
theres a device that can permanently replace your heart, the side effect is you'll have no pulse
this is actually really interesting i like this
god is the only simpsons character that has five fingers on each hand
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
men have nipples because as an embryo everyone is female until the Y chromosome kicks in
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Useless facts! Watermelons are 92 percent water. Early explorers sometimes carried watermelons instead of canteens.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Sons Of Culveria
*crushes it
*several hundred cameras appear and somewhere a duck is monitoring the monitors of those cameras*
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
*emits a shockwave*
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets
Itrosomia
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Who will lick stamps, barbarians?
It's unhygienic, unsightly and downright disgusting.
We in Singapore use a cup of tap water for it.
In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.
the stereotypical heart shape is meant to be two hearts fused together
A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.
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