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Region: Spiritus
War? Platypus crushes potato, it's not even a fight
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Ooh...🤪...those words, in this Region, may get you hung, drawn and quartered! 😮
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Post self-deleted by Haremm.
Post self-deleted by Haremm.
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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Excuse me, just making my weekly RMB post ;)
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Implying that effort was needed.
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New poll!
And, yes, those are all real colours. Well, mostly real. More real than Matrixulated at any rate.
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I chalk it up my so, so brave, yet very controversial, nature
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Hello new friends!
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🙄
M.
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What color should a coat be?
Brown!
Browncoats forever! They'll never take the sky from me!
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Did I hurt you feelings?
[spoiler=Oh, wait, silly me.]Only really real people can have feelings.[/spoiler]
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Now, are you just starting to talk like Cookie Monster...or did you miss a comma for punctuation?
If it's the latter, does this mean you're talking to your feelings?
By that token, are you identifying Matrixulated as your "feelings?"
Or were you talking to Please Be Kind & Rewind?
So much confusion, I can't get no release. 😖
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I didn't need to read that.
I feel somehow, violated. The echoes of the braincells that died screaming in pain while reading that are haunting. ☹️
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Yes.
Dont worry. I did some math. Since you lost more than one, youll never have to worry about losing braincells again.
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We can communicate telepathically.
We have no need for words, and it's none of your business anyway.
Stop thinking, you'll only hurt yourself, and others.
Sit down and shut up until we have a use for you. 😑
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What
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What?
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I'll do you one better; who is Gamora?
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That's right folks, it's dead meme time
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YOU'VE HAVEN'T PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR?!
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Zoe Saldana.
Here's another dank meme...The Quiescent Platypus' Political Integrity. 😵
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Potatoes gonna potate. 🥔💞🥔
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Greetings from Conch Kingdom! Hope everyone's weekend is going great! Just stopping in on my Embassy region tour!
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Days without a Poll. 😔
I sense a lack of creative thought, but then again, creative thought is for sentient beings . . . what do soulless, heartless Succobots dream of?
Electronic sheep? Hmmm . . . 🤔
M.
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Methinks mean ladybot not dream at all. She-bot not dream of Cookie like me do. Mays be Meanatarian think only of Cookie murder.
Oooh...dat so scary.
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Do fishes get thirsty?
How does one kill a non-living entity like a cookie?
If god created this world, why did he even create the Tree of Knowledge and have it be in the middle of his garden when he does not want its fruits to be eaten?
Who becomes the Empress in the show Empress Ki?
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A song of a endless sea of darkness, a kingdom on an isle with burning light, immortality, the bones of the father.
Dreaming of cookies being murdered is still dreaming of cookies.
Not that I dream of that.
I dream of a world where muppets don't murder spelling, logic and the English language.
And I'm not mean as such, you're simply underwhelming. So underwhelming that compliments and insults become almost impossible to distinguish.
Ask them.
You'd need to go full muppet to understand. For the love of God, never go full muppet. Never.
It's all part of the ineffable plan.
The third one from the right behind the one with the moustache.
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New poll!
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Plotting something with this one? <_<
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To answer the poll: Brazilian Pop Funk.
Bless the artists' souls but... damn, man.
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Noice. 😱
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Fascinating poll, I've heard it said people don't like listening to their own voice on a recording because it's unnatural. When you talk it sounds different than being played back and until recently the tech didn't exist to make recordings.
Have a Texellent day everyone.
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I hate that word! It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Moist.
Another one...ewww!
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You don't need excuses to further impede your limited vocabulary.
But, stupid is as stupid does, [nation=noflag]Muahhahah[/nation] Gump. 🤭
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You two go together like peas and carrots. 😂
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Mandela Effect question:
[List]A: Momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates..."[/I]
B: Momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates..."[/I]
[/list]
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B - "You never know what you're gonna get."
Present/current tense with allusion to future possibilities.
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Nope. Cookie Momma always said life is like a box of Cookies...an dey allll for me! Ohm nom nom nom!
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Definitely B.
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Post self-deleted by Evilei.
Childhood diabetes is such a heartbreaking thing to see.
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And all it takes is a sufficiently reflective surface for you to see it, truly tragic.
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I am neither a child, nor diabetic. But sure, whatever you said.
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Heartless! 😯
But very Parrona. 🤭
Huzzah!
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Ah, I see in you the need to be treated as an equal, in due time, perhaps? Maybe when one of the crew could have their way with you without being charged with statutory rape?
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Spudtronic Trance is where it's at!
And Massive Attack...and Parov Stelar, but just not Bulgarian Jazz Fusion. 😖
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This RMB features incredibly disturbing sentences.
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I agree. He should get 1 year imprisonment, 9 months suspended for mental deficiency, and bread & water only. 😤
Huzzah!
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Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.
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Consigahria, Matrixulated, Rogamark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Memenferno, Evilei
I don't even know why I'm burning calories thinking about this, let alone embarrassing myself by asking it, but how does one potato know if the other is a "suitable" partner? 🤔
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Affirmative, Rear Admiral, Ill only mention the expected fate of the inhabitants of a defeated planet then.
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9 days without NS so far; I'll work on it again someday.
And I didn't even get to be a part of it...
Greetings, dear Delegate!
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runescape
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Artichoke
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Potato!
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Antidisestablishmentarianism. 😤
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C O O K I E !!!
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Overpopulation on Monday, plagues on Tuesday, ecological collapse on Wednesday, starvation on Thursday, crucifixion on Friday, live burial on Saturday and unrestrained bombing of planet on Sunday.
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That was the end,
of Solomon Grundy.
Hello, Spiritus
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You guys must be bored in between issues.
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Like, he started it, dude! ✌️❤️
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👋
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And your complementary reminder that you don't normally have to listen to Rogamark, but it would be a good idea to this time.
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Rogamark is the guy with all the fun buttons though. This time and normally.
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Legendus, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
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You two clearly have no idea what you are talking about. The reality is
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Woah...this is trippy, dudes. Like, far out, man. ✌️❤️️
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*checks calendar*
Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.
Still better insight than anything Alekseandrea has provided
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And this is how a crook dies without anyone hitting him, when said crook insults a lady.
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I present to you the biggest mistakes you made as a chief executive:
[list]
[*] Existing.
[*] Challenging me.
[/list]
Those are also the only mistakes. An abomination of nature who does nothing, can do nothing wrong, you see.
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GET OFF MY GODDARN LAWN, DANGIT!
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Im not on your lawn if said lawn has been seized by the state. So feel free* to cheer on for the glorious leader while soldiers march down the largest street of the nearest city.
* free as in we will execute your family if you refuse.
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MY LAWN IS ALL OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH.
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You have a lot of nerve being alive!
You're supposed to be different when you have escaped death by ineffable, unnatural means.
Not just the normal insanity!
Back in my day people stayed dead and when they didn't they came back wrong!
Old people today...
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DAMN RIGHT I GOT NERVE.
YOU THINK I MADE IT THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS JUST TO DIE OF "OLD AGE"? RAPSCALLION.
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Ahem. Pardon me, sir. If I gave you R$390 trillion worth of WMDs, would I have permission to occupy a space on your lawn?
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Careful... He has allies in high places. ...Namely me. My military has more than double the strength than yours. So...your move. 😄
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Bold of you to assume that we are using NS stats in the first place.
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Now, back to answering those of significance.
Nice planet you have there, it would be quite the shame if say, a stray barrage of asteroids were to hit it...
Someones feisty now...eh? Dont worry, Comrade-captain Hans would be here shortly to take care of you.
Its his lawn, hes feeding off it like a vampire, like any capitalist pig would, the state confiscating his land would be his demise eventually, for his land is his source of power.
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N-Day is almost upon us, in 3 days 3 hours and small change. There will be a channel provided in time with instructions. This year won't be a smooth ride, but the Potato Alliance will be glorious as always. Polish your good puppets, there will be only two general pings. One now, and one reminder shortly before it starts. It's a long event, help is appreciated even if you can't be around for the start. We all have to sleep every now and then.
Apologies in advance to everyone I'll yell at. N-Day does things to my brain.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Evilei
...bah, I wishfully misremembered that N-Day is a weekend thing
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Evilei
Rogamark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY
Everyone else:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/227/dd0.png
Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
It's a remarkable turn of events, but this makes a record 2 (two) Rogannouncements that bear listening to. *Checks cue card for relatable phrase* Let's get this bread!
Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Evilei
I better be a military specialist this year.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
This cue card is unlawful, void and of no effect.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
The return of The Original Grumpy Grandpa? 🤗
Cue the Cabbageworms and the Shotgun! 😱
M.
Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, The Grimm Reaper
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, DONALD TRUMP?
I LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR WHAT, A YEAR? AND SOME COMMUNIST WIMPS TAKE OVER?
STEP ASIDE, SONNY, BEFORE YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE OF FREEDOM.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Post self-deleted by The Grumpy Grandpa.
GET OFF MY LAWN, YOUNGSTER. DON'T WANT YOU MIXING WITH THESE TYPES, BUNCHA CROOKS AND COMMIES AND COMMIE CROOKS.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
That they are, OGG, that they are. 😔
M.
Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Yes :3
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
That thing on your head...do you wash that or feed it? 🤔
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Communism, in the hands of idealists and supported by the consensus of all involved parties, creates utopias where everyone is free and equal. Unfortunately, not everyone is altruistic to a fault, especially not a human.
Besides, freedom is a relative concept, after all, should the mother have the right to choose whether to host a life, or should that living being be allowed to exist? Should the worker have the right to receive enough to feed his family, or should the green-eyed businessman be allowed to make as much as he can? Should everyone have the right to defend themselves, or should they be allowed to live free from the fear of others? I could go on and on about how definitions can be easily change, but I digress, if you think that the shotgun in your hand is freedom, then I must introduce you to the Ulysses 1994XF04, which I borrowed from somewhere sometime last century.
inhales I would start a rant about Hans, but that would be counterproductive to the goals of Red Fleet Week.
turns away from screen
When is Red Fleet Week ending again? 4 days? Okay, Ill try not to kill anything, or glass a planet until then.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded
I'M DISGUSTED.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I BEG YOUR PARDON, I CAN'T REALLY LISTEN TO BOLSHIE PROPAGANDA.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Who assigned my fleet to patrol this end of the universe again? Especially on Red Fleet Week? Because I swear to the Stars that its hard to be nice and to promote egalitarian ideals when say, some territorial, trigger-happy fossil refuses to listen to any opinion rather than its own.
I have not promoted Communism as a practical ideology, but sure label it as Bolshie Propaganda, you trigger-happy, narrow-minded crustacean.
For humans, Capitalism works better than Socialism, while Communism is impossible, but thats only because humans are reluctant to pool resources together for a cause greater than them, which could be the construction of a military fit for the superior race, or the equal distribution of resources for everyone.
We have tried Communism, and it works, in a society where all are willing to put the community before self, and that is definitely not a society that humans can build. In addition, it takes a lot of...restructuring of the society.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Chrysanthos Islands
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M.
Consigahria, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Cardboard Lootbox
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