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Deranged Squirrels wrote:Apparently, spending heaps of money on luxury public toilets improves the economy...

Well yes, who do you think pays for them?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Apparently, spending heaps of money on luxury public toilets improves the economy...

The sh*t people spend money on . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I efficently lowered freedom from taxation by 30% and lowered all, I repeat all industries by a chunk.

I am not a smart man.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Do I have to tell the story of the 15 foot tall Mars bar in Doc Martin boots again . . . ??

Just say no!

M.

Matrixulated wrote:But aren't you worried about the 5 nations that rank above you?

Why are there 5 nations above you?

Five, like how many fingers you have on your hand.

As you sit at the bus stop and contemplate this dilemma, you notice a man who just walked by is wearing heavy black work boots, and now you're feeling hungry as you focus on a candy wrapper in the gutter.

A very tall ginger man and his very long-legged, very pale-skinned, red-headed girlfriend walk past the bus stop laughing loudly, and suddenly your worries about those 5 nations taking more drugs than you weigh heavily on your brain like a bag of wet sand and . . . worried . . . no . . . paranoid . . . oh my gawwwwwd!

They are conspiring against you!

YES!! That's it!

Wait . . . Oh sh*t!

That's not a bus coming down the street . . . that's a 15-foot tall fu*king Mars Bar in Doc Martin boots with a number 5 seared into its forehead as it hurtles towards you flanked by five 8-foot tall matches burning fiercely and laughing like maniacs bent on your immolation and destruction!

This is your brain on drugs.

Just say no.

M.

Matrixulated wrote:...So there you have it.

The Spiritus Regional Rankings have Paradise Moon as number 1. (516)

Duuuuuuuude!

Darkness and Terror has fallen down to the number 7 ranking. (506.4)

The shame. It's shocking! The youth of today and their addictions . . .

Well, I'm off to put my feet up and watch the TV, drink a beer or two, and smoke a cigarette.

M.

People have been using such drugs for thousands of years for both spiritual enlightenment, religious ritual ceremonies, and medical treatment of a variety of ailments - Who are you to argue with ancient tradition, especially when such things were only banned to create a larger more captive consumer market for big pharma, timber/wood/pulp-based industries, and the petroleum product industry?!?!

**Puts tinfoil "Crown of Thorns" on**

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/archaeologists-discover-2400-year-old-gold-bongs-in-russia-10285876.html

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/580278/Solid-gold-2-400-year-old-cannabis-BONGS-royal-stoners-Russia

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/ancient-golden-bongs-found-russia-article-1.2241111

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:The sh*t people spend money on . . .

M.

Some people spend money on sh¡t that they roll up, light, burn, and inhale...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Some people spend money on sh¡t that they roll up, light, burn, and inhale...

Yeah, but that sh*t is the good sh*t, not the sh*t sh*t. I sh*t you not!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Maltena wrote:I efficently lowered freedom from taxation by 30% and lowered all, I repeat all industries by a chunk.

I am not a smart man.

roflmfao

funniest thing I've read all day, sorry.

i just had to.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

That moment when you realize your thread sucks when you got no replies and you're already on your third bump...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

:(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote::(

What is the meaning of this?!

People should use words to communicate!

Proper words, mind.

This regression to barbarism is undignified!

Ugly!

It's a veritable fright!

How can we communicate when even the most illustrious members of our region fail to comprehend the perilous dangers of this foul way to communicate with other civilised beings!

Matrixulated, Werpdrarg Beta, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Ustrus

Bonus, my population is close to 420.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:What is the meaning of this?!

People should use words to communicate!

Proper words, mind.

This regression to barbarism is undignified!

Ugly!

It's a veritable fright!

How can we communicate when even the most illustrious members of our region fail to comprehend the perilous dangers of this foul way to communicate with other civilised beings!

XD

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

why will no one join my Rp I worked hard on :( http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=380412

Matrixulated

My Empire has successfully rescued child hostages only to invade the nation that needed aid. Good bad guys.

Matrixulated

Anyone want to join [nation=short]Ustrus[/nation]' RP? I would but I don't RP...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ustrus

The Salaxalans wrote:Anyone want to join [nation=short]Ustrus[/nation]' RP? I would but I don't RP...

thank you. I thought it would be fun.

Matrixulated

My economy just rose from fragile to weak for the first time... Can I finally turn things around for my country?

Matrixulated

My first nation is still kicking, it's top 3% for Religiousness.

Matrixulated

It's called Udoch

Matrixulated

I think I just lowered my freedom of taxation 2 times in a row, by 100%+.

rip

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Maltena wrote:I think I just lowered my freedom of taxation 2 times in a row, by 100%+.

rip

Oh, shush. Taxes are great! Just look how my main nation [nation=short]Werpdrarg[/nation] is doing - 97.1% tax rate and we couldn't be happier! :P

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Werpdrarg Beta wrote:Oh, shush. Taxes are great! Just look how my main nation [nation=short]Werpdrarg[/nation] is doing - 97.1% tax rate and we couldn't be happier! :P

High five!

Matrixulated

Werpdrarg Beta wrote:Oh, shush. Taxes are great! Just look how my main nation [nation=short]Werpdrarg[/nation] is doing - 97.1% tax rate and we couldn't be happier! :P

And I thought my tax rates were high...

Matrixulated

IM RUINING MY COUNTRY AND I FEEL ALRIGHT!

Matrixulated

Werpdrarg Beta wrote:XD

...

Barbaric.

I am quite certain that you haven't discovered slood yet.

Despite the fact that slood is very easy to discover.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:...

Barbaric.

I am quite certain that you haven't discovered slood yet.

Despite the fact that slood is very easy to discover.

What's 'slood'?

Matrixulated

Guys. there is only one answer to this fight. Quake 3 Arena.

Matrixulated

The Aletenii wrote:What's 'slood'?

"The discovery of slood is said to be one of the basic hallmarks of any noteworthy civilization. It is, apparently, easier to discover than fire, but slightly more difficult to discover than water."

I'm not telling you what slood is.

Your civilisation is clearly not ready for the knowledge of slood.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I will even host the server.

Matrixulated

I will know what slood is, does that count?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Seamerica wrote:IM RUINING MY COUNTRY AND I FEEL ALRIGHT!

Is that a Fall Out Boy lyric?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Istanialand wrote:I will know what slood is, does that count?

Hoe can one know what one will know in the future?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Hoe can one know what one will know in the future?

I googled slood and Discworld is on my to-read list.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

12 hours ago: Ustrus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights. ;P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Istanialand wrote:I googled slood and Discworld is on my to-read list.

I see.

That could be a way to discover slood.

Yet would you take the risk?

Some things are not meant to be known by men.

Be careful when you seek knowledge for the thruth can't be denied.

Your self-delusions might shatter and leave you alone in the unfiltered reality instead of the world you believe you live in.

If you still want to acquire this knowledge,

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I did.

The far end of the probability curve contains things worse than I can imagine.

And trust me, I have a vivid imagination.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand

Alekseandrea wrote:...

Barbaric.

I am quite certain that you haven't discovered slood yet.

Despite the fact that slood is very easy to discover.

Ah the fundamentals of slood dynamics! - That takes me back!! Have a wizzard time everyone! 😉

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

"Freedom From Taxation"

-182%

Nation happier than ever.

Taxes flowing in.

Best thing ever amirite

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Paradise Moon wrote:Bonus, my population is close to 420.

With that amount of drugs consumed? O_o

You can't really mean your population is only just nearly 420!

That is what we call 'really putting in a shift!'

Maybe that's a typo. You meant to say 420,000. Right?

Even if the number were closer to 420 million Paradise-Moonies staking claim to the crown of #1 World Ranked Recreational Drug Users its still insanely epic!

Considering you are competing with much older, more established Nations with 25-30billion+ potential potheads in their citizen ranks still makes it a truly Herculian effort!

Spud Power!

Respect!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

For a moment there I thought I might finally be improving my country's economy for once... Nope. Not a chance.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Deranged Squirrels wrote:For a moment there I thought I might finally be improving my country's economy for once... Nope. Not a chance.

Nonsense! Your economy is developing!

🙃

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand

Good morning everyone. Received a recruitment telegram and thought I would accept it :)

How's everyone doing today?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Seneihir wrote:Good morning everyone. Received a recruitment telegram and thought I would accept it :)

How's everyone doing today?

Welcome! I'm doing well, though I'm up way earlier than I should be.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Welcome!

Matrixulated

Asmovia wrote:Welcome! I'm doing well, though I'm up way earlier than I should be.

Good to hear and sorry to hear you're up earlier than you should be. I know the feeling, I wound up waking up about an hour and a half early today.

Istanialand wrote:Welcome!

Thanks :)

Matrixulated, Istanialand

Seneihir wrote:Good to hear and sorry to hear you're up earlier than you should be. I know the feeling, I wound up waking up about an hour and a half early today.

Thanks :)

I'm just going to guess.... do you like a certain Renegade game?

Matrixulated, Seneihir

Hello!

Matrixulated, Ustrus

Tyfan Union Vi wrote:Hello!

Hullo.. welcome to Spiritus.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Tyfan Union Vi

Ustrus wrote:Hullo.. welcome to Spiritus.

Maybe I should be a recruiter. *thinks about the future*

Matrixulated, Seneihir

Ustrus wrote:I'm just going to guess.... do you like a certain Renegade game?

Haha yeah but also when I made my nation, the random animal that popped up was the scorpion. I figured that this would be a good flag when I came across it on google images.

Tyfan Union Vi wrote:Hello!

Hey there and welcome *Waves*

Matrixulated, Ustrus

Ustrus wrote:Maybe I should be a recruiter. *thinks about the future*

You're social and friendly. I don't see why not.

Matrixulated, Ustrus

Seneihir wrote:You're social and friendly. I don't see why not.

thanks <3

Matrixulated, Seneihir

Top 100% for economic output. It's something!

Matrixulated, Blitze, Seneihir

Penguin is watching you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

If you google "the commonwealth of deranged squirrels" (with quotes) into google images, Extremely small versions of Matrixulated and Paradise Moon's flags come up, but not mine!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Deranged Squirrels wrote:If you google "the commonwealth of deranged squirrels" (with quotes) into google images, Extremely small versions of Matrixulated and Paradise Moon's flags come up, but not mine!

I feel special now!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Penguin is watching you!

*notices red dot on chest*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus

5 hours ago: Damask holding ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: La mejor ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Muunilinstical ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Neanderthal4 ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: The otakuacracy of america ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Hurpadurp ceased to exist.

Mmmmmm it's dinner time! - OmNomNomNom

Also - Nice poll; wish it was Winter, when it is Summer? - A great example of Human Nature - People always want what they haven't got; undervalue, disregard, and complain about that which they are lucky to have already, and don't have a f*cking clue about what they truly need...

"Grass is always greener..." and all that, being caused by a fault in any person's relative perception...

**Sigh**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Meh.

Matrixulated

"Following new legislation in Udoch, The Dice Lord is worshipped as a god."

Well I am the Keeper after all!

Matrixulated, Seneihir

Deranged Squirrels wrote:If you google "the commonwealth of deranged squirrels" (with quotes) into google images, Extremely small versions of Matrixulated and Paradise Moon's flags come up, but not mine!

Heyyy!

Size isn't everything.

M.

Alekseandrea, Seneihir

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:5 hours ago: Damask holding ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: La mejor ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Muunilinstical ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Neanderthal4 ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: The otakuacracy of america ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Hurpadurp ceased to exist.

Mmmmmm it's dinner time! - OmNomNomNom

Also - Nice poll; wish it was Winter, when it is Summer? - A great example of Human Nature - People always want what they haven't got; undervalue, disregard, and complain about that which they are lucky to have already, and don't have a f*cking clue about what they truly need...

"Grass is always greener..." and all that, being caused by a fault in any person's relative perception...

**Sigh**

At least 3 of those were made by one my friends IRL.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Seneihir

...Which I suppose is completely irrelevant info, but hey, that's the internet for you.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

lol okay Moon

Matrixulated, Paradise Moon, Ustrus

-45

Freedom From Taxation

Nation is happier than ever.

I love this game.

Matrixulated

Maltena wrote:-45

Freedom From Taxation

Nation is happier than ever.

I love this game.

The game that never ends...

Matrixulated

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Ustrus

The logic behind this game continues to make no sense to me. How is it that stopping the manufacture of pennies would make religiousness go down by 63%?! Those two things aren't even related!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic

Its all ok because i increased Pizza industry with 9,9%

WHO WANTS SOME FREE MALTENAN PIZZA?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Ustrus, Seneihir

Can't seem to find any other nations that are active and founding in 2013 or earlier...

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE

Wait... Does this have something to do with the mafia game?

Matrixulated

Deranged Squirrels wrote:The logic behind this game continues to make no sense to me. How is it that stopping the manufacture of pennies would make religiousness go down by 63%?! Those two things aren't even related!

Pennies are often used in the ritualised bribing of the conscience, a traditional practice in most religions.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Pennies are often used in the ritualised bribing of the conscience, a traditional practice in most religions.

Turns out this game does follow logic, but I don't know enough about the world to understand it.

Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea

No, no mafia yet. :P

Matrixulated, Darkweb

How do I find out how old my nation is? All I remember is that it was a long time ago. :P

Matrixulated

Daziria wrote:How do I find out how old my nation is? All I remember is that it was a long time ago. :P

You were founded on the 24th of May, 2013 - I went to the boneyard and typed your nation name in to find that out. I believe, if you post something on the NS forums and look at the information at the side of your post, your founding date will also be listed there.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir

Ustrus wrote:The game that never ends...

. . . unless your Nation appears on the 'Omm Nom Nom' list as seen a few posts above.

Also known as the á la carte menu promoted by JayZeeJay and his undead holy horde of ravenous reavers.

If your Nation hits that list . . .

Game. Ends. Nom.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:. . . unless your Nation appears on the 'Omm Nom Nom' list as seen a few posts above.

Also known as the á la carte menu promoted by JayZeeJay and his undead holy horde of ravenous reavers.

If your Nation hits that list . . .

Game. Ends. Nom.

M.

I approve of this introductory description of myself, my nation, & church...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello?...... Is it me you're looking for??

Matrixulated

Tyfan Union Vi wrote:Hello?...... Is it me you're looking for??

No.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Werpdrarg Beta wrote:You were founded on the 24th of May, 2013 - I went to the boneyard and typed your nation name in to find that out. I believe, if you post something on the NS forums and look at the information at the side of your post, your founding date will also be listed there.

Thank you, I would not have found that on my own.

Matrixulated

CANT WE ALL JUST DRINK SOME LEAN AND LISTEN TO DJ SCREW?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm informing that during this month the Regional Map Update might get delayed since I'm currently on my third round of midterms and the finals shall begin about a week after these ones end. So, as soon as things become less hectic I'll draw the new update.

Thanks for your patience, and have a good month,

Bon

Acting Cartographer

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Seneihir

Hello, fellow humans, don't let the fishy exterior fool you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir

*unintelligible gurgles from the empty depths of space*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir

Good luck on your midterms and finals, [nation=short]Bonaether[/nation]!!

Matrixulated, Bonaether

Post self-deleted by Udoch.

**Sounds of dice being cast in a dark room echo from down the hall**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir

Also updated the factbook for this nation.

Matrixulated

*approving gurgles*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir

Azathoths Followers wrote:*approving gurgles*

The Dice Lord is pleased!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir, Azathoths Followers

7 hours ago: Eyesland ceased to exist.

7 hours ago: Elderya ceased to exist.

hmm where's that zombie person?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Dagons Dreamers wrote:Hello, fellow humans, don't let the fishy exterior fool you!

You mean you're not a fish?! I guess I'm...I'm all alone.

**single tear rolls down face**

Matrixulated, Dagons Dreamers

Paradise Moon wrote:You mean you're not a fish?! I guess I'm...I'm all alone.

**single tear rolls down face**

Are fish tears salty?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Dagons Dreamers wrote:Hello, fellow humans, don't let the fishy exterior fool you!

Azathoths Followers wrote:*unintelligible gurgles from the empty depths of space*

Azathoths Followers wrote:*approving gurgles*

Run !!!

We're being invaded by the Murloc King and his Horde from Azeroth!

And I thought I was soooooo done with that world.

Zug Zug.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Seneihir, Azathoths Followers

Good news, friends in Spiritus! <3

The Equilism Township has come out with this dispatch to share around our in-game embassies! Please give it your up-vote!

Thank you,

Isaris, WA Delegate of Equilism

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Aletenii wrote:7 hours ago: Eyesland ceased to exist.

7 hours ago: Elderya ceased to exist.

hmm where's that zombie person?

**Wiping his lips on an Egyptian cotton napkin, with a Palestinian decorative motif**

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Thanks for the dispatch, [nation=short]Isaris[/nation]! I hadn't seen your new government theme before; I like it! :P

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Thanks for the dispatch, [nation=short]Isaris[/nation]! I hadn't seen your new government theme before; I like it! :P

I'm glad to hear that, you potato fiend. :P

Unfortunately, we have had some inconsistency in our embassy updates due to being short-staffed on ambassadors. Hopefully Rogamark will have this update ready in our embassy on your forum in the very near future. We hope many people from Spiritus will be able to attend our upcoming Festival!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Run !!!

We're being invaded by the Murloc King and his Horde from Azeroth!

And I thought I was soooooo done with that world.

Zug Zug.

M.

You misunderstand! We are 100% confirmed humans! No "murloc"s here! We all just want to live in peace and harmony with our neighbours and multiply... hopefully with our neighbours!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Azathoths Followers

Matrixulated wrote:Run !!!

We're being invaded by the Murloc King and his Horde from Azeroth!

And I thought I was soooooo done with that world.

Zug Zug.

M.

*a voice deep as the hum of the cosmic microwave radiation speaks, echoing through the empty halls of your mind*

"You displease us."

*you wake sweating, your bed sheets crumbled up like the waves of terror running through your body, you can't help but feel dirty as something very uncomfortable touched you.*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.