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Region: Spiritus
*brachydios form doesnt care for gold punches the drones making them explode from the explosive slime then turns into shagaru magala form and flies towards the edge of the vault*
Matrixulated
*opens the vault*
Here you go.
That nation already ran away.
Matrixulated
*bursts out the frenzy virus gotten to me and searches for any and all potatoes and that one nation that had the potato crashing around*
Umm...
LOOK, A POTATO!!
*points at parrona*
*turns to parrona and then turns back to itro sideswiping parrona with my massive tail*
uhhh, when we said roleplay i didnt meant this.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
*shakes off the virus and turns to my normal business deviljho form* i apologize. but i do all sorts of stuff like this, have for a while, it entertains a lot of people. is there something wrong with it?
You know, a long time ago I used to reside in a region where they had RMB rules, one was no triple posting, another was no RP on the RMB - It was only allowed in the forums, and any transgressors, got one warning, and then instant banjection...
Somewhat restrictive, but it worked!
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
that was a sex joke, god damn you guys are young.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
rp on the forums is sometimes the only thing one can do
im not young, i could probably make some you wouldnt understand, but understand theres multiple kinds of roleplay
I'm older than the number of degrees within Freemasonry...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
roflmfao!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I should say; my age is greater than the number of degrees within Freemasonry...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
alright i get the memo, i will leave you guys alone. dont touch the blue button and dont trust the old man only the the young one.
you just told them to trust me? what?? *confused*
you are a hound from hell, you got shiny teeth. i would play fetch with you tbh
you calling me a dog?!
HOLD IT!
Quote A:
Quote B:
Evidence from Quote A: Touching the mutation liquid activates it, and once the mutation starts, it cannot ever stop.
Evidence from Quote B: You not only stop the mutation, you completely eliminate any effects it had.
These two Quotes clearly contradict eachother, as you could not stop the mutation once it starts, yet you claim to do exactly that!
You are therefore either lying or fake news!
TAKE THAT!
Also, towards [nation=short]the_stardew_valley[/nation] , welcome to the glorious Spiritus! Don't worry about [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] and [nation=short]Sons_of_Culveria[/nation]; they hardly ever shut up, but their abilities only exist in roleplay. Sadly, that's about all they do.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
removing the things influence removes the taint, then the changes can be reversed. never said stopped, just removed the changes in the dna made by the mutagen then it can be reversed.
and sadly all you do is point out others flaws to try to cover up your own in an inferiority complex
If I were to choose a dog to be the Culverian nations, it would likely be a pug; both are loud, mindless, and have little practical purpose in modern or ancient society. That's not even including the factor of not exactly having the most beautiful face.
Allow me to direct you to:
Page 1591, post 15 if you wish to have an exact place. Bolded to draw the eye.
Not to mention that removing what has influenced in the past does not remove the overall influence; e.g. if a child is in an abusive home and the broken home is removed from the child's life, the severe trauma inflicted doesn't just bugger off. The child is scarred for life in multiple ways.
Not entirely, bucko. I'm lazy, don't pay attention in important moments, have low stamina, and invest large excesses of time and money into friolous activities. Also, it's not everybody's flaws that I criticise; the vast majority of the time, I just point out your inconsistencies in roleplay. If anything, I may be unconcsiously attempting to steer you towards accuracy and consistency in your story-telling.
💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽🐸🐸🐸
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Got any ideas?
"The superior two-tuskers"
"Allrus Walrus Welcome"
"*insert walrus pun*
Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Thanks for the warm welcome. Erm.. and thanks for the potato, I guess.
The Parron Republic
Nuclear Apocalypse huh?! - I'll be back after the Fallout, and perhaps Nuclear Winter too...
I'm off to... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard_Global_Seed_Vault
The Parron Republic
I keep getting adds for Muslim Singles, or other Muslim dating sites, and I'm an atheist!!
Itrosomia
I'll just watch passively, with little or no concern! - What's the worst that could happen?! - It's only an Apocalypse!!
I would like the first one but it also applies to elephants.
Statens
The zombie thing has so far happened every Halloween for the past few years, and I imagine it'll happen again. Assuming nothing changes you will likely be asked to cure and if you do anything else you will likely be kicked from the region, but you'd be welcomed back if you returned after the Halloween event was over.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm confuzzled again
Welcome! I hope you're enjoying yourself here so far. I definitely recommend joining our discord channel, as well as our forums (you can find links to both at the top of the region page). Let me know if you have any questions!
About what?
You would think that there are no kicking during the apocalypse so that you just don't kick all the infected people.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Well I don't know this apocalypse is going to work, but for the zombies kicking people instead of trying to cure them lowers your score drastically at the end (also it's less fun)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
...The lot of you are just...yeah. God help you.
Remember [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] 2016.
The election that the dream was shattered by those filthy commies.
Also, those foul wretches still haven't done what they had promised.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Zombies aren't nukes, boy.
Nukes give people superpowers, zombies don't.
See? Nukes are good. GOOD.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
The word Mercedes has three Es in it and they all sound different.
Wait, nuclear apocalypse?!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic
Everything, but that's normal...
The Parron Republic
Check the news.
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Why would you ever want to burn potatoes, you despicable cow-headed demons?
you have to help or you guys can be not included for the rewards, and during it the great Max Barry removes everyones immortality and powers and makes everyone humans
Human? Ew.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Itrosomia
Also, what is with the people who never talk on the RMB?
Like, what is the point of being in a region then?
Like you, [nation=short]the_swirling_vortex_of_nothingness[/nation].
Why do you never talk on the RMB?
I think you quoted the wrong post.
31 hours and 57 minutes. Woot Woot
i did, i just noticed that
i know
you should not be celebrating. ive had everyone in my region all recede into the palace, including the beasts and creatures. once the great Max Barry returns everyone our powers i will restore kesmor to normal
Jedi-Zombies DO give you superpowers!
Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
theyre nothing, excepts lightsaber flaunting undead humans
Alekseandrea
*builds a walrus friendly nuclear bunker*
Alright all walruses inside now!
Move move move!
No!
Tommy I know that's you in a walrus costume!
No sheep allowed!
you are aware the great Max Barry doesnt allow our own weapons. he supplies us with three options of weapons and thats what we use.
*turns tommy into a walrus* there. that better? hes a walrus now
Itrosomia
Ok tommy go in.
Anyone want a banana?
good, oh want to see what ive done yesterday? this Normal dragon came to me wanting to be able to use a power and not be so ordinary, i made him into this *giant capsule lowers from the ceiling and opens letting down a huge black scaled dragon with thousands of eyes covering his body each eye protected by a crystaline clear protective eyelid*
*takes banana* you give me an idea *puts the banana into a thing of normal mutagen*
Looks like Argus.
Hermes killed him and Hera put his eyes on a peacock.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That was not the right banana.
*hands you a King Kong size banana*
no i intended the little banana *lets the banana thing out and it starts to multiply into thousands and thousands of human eating banana birds which fly off to wreak havoc on the rest of the world*
no hes more like this
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwix0NrEnP7SAhVCLyYKHYUpD4IQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yugioh.com%2Fcards%2Fone-hundred-eyed-dragon&psig=AFQjCNFt5gQTHc8rn3rXZnB3yu91E2w3XQ&ust=1490963104396964
but ill use this too, itll be the banana bird queen *puts it into making it a big banana bird and lets it loose and it flies off to the smaller ones*
Culveria there is the greatest restraint in my city.
It's called the chromatic dragon.
You play video games while you eat.
And it is named after a dragon.
We are what you call Xenos.
To us, everyone is a sentient, regardless of species, language or (eventually) religion.
*grabs two of them and shoves some ice cream between them and eats it*
Good banana bird split.
No we are Xenos.
Itrosomia
uhmm.... thats not a good idea if youre going to eat them eat one not two, now theyre in a cage and they can replicate. thats gonna be worse then Montezumas revenge
Nah, my digestive juices are like Xenobloods acid.
It can burn through this dimension.
Xeno: A combining form meaning alien, strange, guest, used in the formation of compound words.
i hope so. it will be painful watching one of them turn female and grow to queen size and give birth to her own horde
Nope.
I have already absorbed their essence.
good
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
u-uh? what? oh my goodness hes right
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
Name ten body parts that have only 3 letters in it.
Name them.
i think clubs is military and spades agriculture
No because spades were the spear heads and clubs were clovers.
Know any?
😏
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
true
eye, ear, lip, hmm what else?
I forgot. How do you do spoiler button?
eh?
Well in a region there is a lot a person can do besides posting on the RMB if they're active in the chat and on the forums. For example one of Spiritus' past presidents (for over a year) almost never posts on the RMB as far as I know
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= Hello Inbred ] ......................................................................................................................................................................................................
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[spoiler= Hello Parron] Saying hello to yourself I see [/spoiler]
Itrosomia
[spoiler= Parron] As full of yourself as ever [/spoiler]
Itrosomia
[spoiler=hint]
Toe, hip, gum, leg, jaw, rib, arm
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alright i got it. what about them?
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
what?!?! 1.3 million?? whoa
*shrugs*
It is just something that a lot of people have trouble with.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
alright alright enough interesting facts please
But today is useless information day!
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