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so many dictatorships

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

Elfshire wrote:Just a quick question here. I don't know if you have any power with the Spiritus website, but if you do, can you update it and stuff? Make it more welcoming?

Could you be more specific? Do you mean this page or the forum? We're always looking for ways to make it more welcoming, any suggestions would be very helpful!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

Asmovia wrote:Could you be more specific? Do you mean this page or the forum? We're always looking for ways to make it more welcoming, any suggestions would be very helpful!

I'd like to take a stab at this one. We have a website? :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

Arowfume wrote:so many dictatorships

You mean streamlined Utopias.. (;

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Vellis-Barca wrote:I'd like to take a stab at this one. We have a website? :D

We have some forums, yeah: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/index/

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Vellis-Barca

Asmovia wrote:We have some forums, yeah: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/index/

Gotcha. Will peruse. Thanks.

Matrixulated, Civildiscordia

Vellis-Barca wrote:Gotcha. Will peruse. Thanks.

No problem!

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

Asmovia wrote:Could you be more specific? Do you mean this page or the forum? We're always looking for ways to make it more welcoming, any suggestions would be very helpful!

It's rather unclear, and many of the links don't work. (A while back I got a telegram saying that I should join the Spiritus Defense Force and you'd find it in the Plaza of Earth. There is no Plaza of Earth.)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Elfshire wrote:It's rather unclear, and many of the links don't work. (A while back I got a telegram saying that I should join the Spiritus Defense Force and you'd find it in the Plaza of Earth. There is no Plaza of Earth.)

There is a plaza of earth, actually, but you can't see it until you register on the forums and get citizenship. It certainly may not be as clear as it could be, but what links don't work? Those need to be fixed immediately :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

Elfshire wrote:It's rather unclear, and many of the links don't work. (A while back I got a telegram saying that I should join the Spiritus Defense Force and you'd find it in the Plaza of Earth. There is no Plaza of Earth.)

Yeah, [nation=short]Asmovia[/nation] is correct. Without the citizen masking, it isn't possible to see the Plaza of Earth. Apologies for the confusion. That's my bad, as I wrote the tg before it was sent out. :s

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Red Dusk wrote:Yeah, [nation=short]Asmovia[/nation] is correct. Without the citizen masking, it isn't possible to see the Plaza of Earth. Apologies for the confusion. That's my bad, as I wrote the tg before it was sent out. :s

It's alright.

I had actually registered, but I'm not sure if I had gotten citizenship.

Asmovia wrote:There is a plaza of earth, actually, but you can't see it until you register on the forums and get citizenship. It certainly may not be as clear as it could be, but what links don't work? Those need to be fixed immediately :P

On the Spiritus home page (on this website), there is a link for the Endorsement Cap which takes you to the Spiritus website, but it just shows up as "this page doesn't exist." It's probably fixable on both sites, whether you wanted to add a page for the Endorsement Cap, or if you wanted to get rid of the link on here.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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Post self-deleted by Asmovia.

Elfshire wrote:It's alright.

I had actually registered, but I'm not sure if I had gotten citizenship.

On the Spiritus home page (on this website), there is a link for the Endorsement Cap which takes you to the Spiritus website, but it just shows up as "this page doesn't exist." It's probably fixable on both sites, whether you wanted to add a page for the Endorsement Cap, or if you wanted to get rid of the link on here.

Ah. In order to get citizenship, copy the form in this thread http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10529231/1/ and follow the instructions found above the form.

And regarding the link in the World Factbook Entry, it seems that at some point the topic in question was hidden. I've sent in a request for the Delegate to amend the link to the law it's regarding.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

Red Dusk wrote:Ah. In order to get citizenship, copy the form in this thread http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10529231/1/ and follow the instructions found above the form.

And regarding the link in the World Factbook Entry, it seems that at some point the topic in question was hidden. I've sent in a request for the Delegate to amend the link to the law it's regarding.

Oh, okay. Thanks!

Ah the smell of Reform and Modernisation in the morning, like the smell of fresh sizzling bacon carried on the Winds of Change!

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Ah the smell of Reform and Modernisation in the morning, like the smell of fresh sizzling bacon carried on the Winds of Change!

How fresh is this baxon exactly?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:How fresh is this baxon exactly?

Smoked and cured, cooking at this moment...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.

2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.

- Served with fries, and a gallon of soda...

1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.

- A new menu item - Has a unique flavour, due to the exemplary care and living conditions, for our farm-assured, free-range, organic burgers - Like Kobe Beef - Only the best kept "livestock" in these burgers!

1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.

- Squashed, minced, and flame-grilled...

1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.

- Our butchers, meat preparation specialists, and fast food restaurant chefs wear black, not white...

12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

- A quite understandable natural progression!!

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia, Neo-Sciencifica

Link to the Endorsement Cap Act works now! All the laws were re-posted in the last few months and the old threads deleted; seems I never updated the link to the new one!

Matrixulated, Elfshire

what is your nations past time

Vellis-Barca wrote:You mean streamlined Utopias.. (;

nice

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Vellis-Barca

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.

2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.

- Served with fries, and a gallon of soda...

1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.

- A new menu item - Has a unique flavour, due to the exemplary care and living conditions, for our farm-assured, free-range, organic burgers - Like Kobe Beef - Only the best kept "livestock" in these burgers!

1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.

- Squashed, minced, and flame-grilled...

1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.

- Our butchers, meat preparation specialists, and fast food restaurant chefs wear black, not white...

12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

- A quite understandable natural progression!!

You can also sell brains.

The world would be a better place if more people had them.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Arowfume, Neo-Sciencifica

damn son

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I accidentally resigned from the World Assembly. I need some endorsements again. I used to have about 9.

Matrixulated

Endorsed you! :D

Matrixulated, Arowfume

i'm finally at 35 percent death by being lost!!!! wwooooooh

Matrixulated

Sol Heathcliff wrote:i'm finally at 35 percent death by being lost!!!! wwooooooh

I have 65.2% "Involuntary Euthanasia"; it used to be "Old Age", but then we decided to kill off all unproductive and non-contributary citizens - I am a God! - They can retire to Heaven or Hell (whatever!)...

Matrixulated, Sol Heathcliff, Neo-Sciencifica

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have 65.2% "Involuntary Euthanasia"; it used to be "Old Age", but then we decided to kill off all unproductive and non-contributary citizens - I am a God! - They can retire to Heaven or Hell (whatever!)...

always hell... always

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Following new legislations in Catgirls:

- the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.

- towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.

- people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.

Well, that regressed quickly!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Catgirls wrote:Following new legislations in Catgirls:

- the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.

- towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.

- people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.

Well, that regressed quickly!

See what happens if you give people too much freedom?

A proper form of government like a dicta... uhm... autocracy would never encounter those regressions.

Remember kids: "Trust is good, control is better."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia, Neo-Sciencifica

Sol Heathcliff wrote:i'm finally at 35 percent death by being lost!!!! wwooooooh

36 percent death by work here :D

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

HEY !!

WTF happened to the World Assembly?

No new issues for quite some time. Its gone deathly quiet over there . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:HEY !!

WTF happened to the World Assembly?

No new issues for quite some time. Its gone deathly quiet over there . . .

M.

I have a really bad feeling about this...

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Vellis-Barca

Matrixulated wrote:HEY !!

WTF happened to the World Assembly?

No new issues for quite some time. Its gone deathly quiet over there . . .

M.

It probably means that everything has been solved now. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca

Hi I'm new and need a place to stay. I would also like a few wa endorsements as well.

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

Matrixulated wrote:HEY !!

WTF happened to the World Assembly?

No new issues for quite some time. Its gone deathly quiet over there . . .

M.

Alekseandrea wrote:I have a really bad feeling about this...

The WA has been compromised, and has fallen to Zombies! Haha-hahahahahaha!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The WA has been compromised, and has fallen to Zombies! Haha-hahahahahaha!!

Oh no! Omigosh!

All your base belong to . . . JayZeeJay??

How can he be stopped?

Napalm? Incendiary bombs? Carrot on a stick?

Somebody?

Anybody?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

Matrixulated wrote:Oh no! Omigosh!

All your base belong to . . . JayZeeJay??

How can he be stopped?

Napalm? Incendiary bombs? Carrot on a stick?

Somebody?

Anybody?

M.

We force the world Assembly to watch TLC.

Any mental conditioning should be undone by such a trauma.

And we can enjoy their suffering.

It's a win-win situation, really.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

Alekseandrea wrote:We force the world Assembly to watch TLC.

Any mental conditioning should be undone by such a trauma.

And we can enjoy their suffering.

It's a win-win situation, really.

LMFAO !!

Yeah, that's one way to go I suppose.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Bah! Where's my poll for this week?

I have a suggestion . . .

No, it's not "Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?"

Or, "Is JayZeeJay a danger to himself and/or others?"

How about this . . .

Pepsi or Coca-Cola, Big Mac or Whopper, Boxers or Briefs, Toilet Roll = No Expense Spared, or Cheap Sandpaper 'cos your so bloody cheap?

Or something . . .

I want my poll !!

*tantrum*

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

OMG. I died for 30 Days. Im back now. -A certain AC/DC song starts playing-

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Starkwood wrote:OMG. I died for 30 Days. Im back now. -A certain AC/DC song starts playing-

Died and came back hey? - Another Zombie nation!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Looks like I will need my elite Call of Duty e-sports team after all...

Matrixulated

Darkweb wrote:Looks like I will need my elite Call of Duty e-sports team after all...

heh...duty...

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

Glad to be apart of this wonderful society with you people

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Chanifornia wrote:Glad to be apart of this wonderful society with you people

:D

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Bah! Where's my poll for this week?

I have a suggestion . . .

No, it's not "Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?"

Or, "Is JayZeeJay a danger to himself and/or others?"

How about this . . .

Pepsi or Coca-Cola, Big Mac or Whopper, Boxers or Briefs, Toilet Roll = No Expense Spared, or Cheap Sandpaper 'cos your so bloody cheap?

Or something . . .

I want my poll !!

*tantrum*

M.

What do you think about a poll to ask what the next poll should be about?

Matrixulated

Whoopsie... Sorry about that. There's a poll now. >_>

:D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Hi, I'm new to NationStates! Was wondering if it would be cool to join this regions?

Matrixulated

Of course! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Nanrovia, Biosentia

Following new legislation in Neo-Sciencifica, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Neo-Sciencifica City.

"Hey, did we digitalize this one?"

"What's the title?"

"Fahrenheit 451"

"Let me check the e-library..... yup, done, you can toss it into the fire."

For our defense, this winter was really cold in our country.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Nuovo Piemonte

Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jedi-Zombi Jezuit athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.

The Zombified Citizens of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus are harder, better, faster, stronger!

https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ

Matrixulated, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Nanrovia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jedi-Zombi Jezuit athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.

The Zombified Citizens of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus are harder, better, faster, stronger!

https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ

My work is never over.

*activates army of killer robots*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Love the poll. It's very whimsical. :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Neo-Sciencifica wrote:Following new legislation in Neo-Sciencifica, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Neo-Sciencifica City.

"Hey, did we digitalize this one?"

"What's the title?"

"Fahrenheit 451"

"Let me check the e-library..... yup, done, you can toss it into the fire."

For our defense, this winter was really cold in our country.

I personally would have enjoyed a nice mug of hot cocoa while burning away the sins of Twilight and Fifty Shades.

Fahrenheit 451 was a great book though.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Elfshire wrote:I personally would have enjoyed a nice mug of hot cocoa while burning away the sins of Twilight and Fifty Shades.

Fahrenheit 451 was a great book though.

If ya gonna burn any books burn those on Tax Law! - They're huge and won't be missed!!

Ushiyashaii, Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:If ya gonna burn any books burn those on Tax Law! - They're huge and won't be missed!!

Won't be missed?

Won't be missed?

Your average American taxpayer will immediately miss the crushing weight of Tax Law suddenly unburdened from their collective shoulders.

Heh.

Now go wash your mouth out with soap!

M

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

So... Seems I'm a potato now... This is very confusing. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Think of the accountants!

Matrixulated

Hey guys, new here. I hope I don't accidentally run my country into the ground and cause a war

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Crewm wrote:Hey guys, new here. I hope I don't accidentally run my country into the ground and cause a war

Welcome!

No worries about tanking your country or starting a war here.

But, should you crash and burn, we have several zombie nations that will provide excellent and expedient clean-up.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Welcome!

No worries about tanking your country or starting a war here.

But, should you crash and burn, we have several zombie nations that will provide excellent and expedient clean-up.

M.

That'd be me he's mostly referring to!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

How does one even start a war?

Matrixulated

no idea

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:If ya gonna burn any books burn those on Tax Law! - They're huge and won't be missed!!

How about the Scientology textbooks?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

New to the region, hi all!

Matrixulated

Welcome welcome! :D

Matrixulated, Nanrovia

Hey neighbors. Been here a couple days, but I'm not too super active aside from just checking in to run my country. Hope that won't be a terrible problem.

Matrixulated

Hi, I read your TG, looks really neat, politics is dumb but exciting at the same time.

Matrixulated

Elfshire wrote:How about the Scientology textbooks?

They shall serve as excellent kindling material...

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:They shall serve as excellent kindling material...

As I fetch the matches, muse on this:-

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked in the top 5% of the region for Employment, Compassion, Niceness, Pacifism, Public Healthcare, Health, Safety, Religiousness, Foreign Aid, Average Income of Poor, Public Transport, & Business Subsidization - If those aren't good reasons to atleast visit, if not emigrate to here, I don't know what are!

Matrixulated

What are our current threats?

Matrixulated, Lucas Pope

Uallas wrote:What are our current threats?

- A lack of proper white wizard college education

- Zombie alien abductions for culinary purposes

- SCIENCE!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Lucas Pope

Catgirls wrote:- A lack of proper white wizard college education

- Zombie alien abductions for culinary purposes

- SCIENCE!

Weren't you complaining about the primitiveness of your nation?

Science is not a threat, it's a solution.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Braze

Us, the Sky Overlord and the Sky Lords, by virtue of the powers conferred by the Sky Cities, greet our neighbors

Matrixulated

Welcome, [nation=short]Valsier[/nation], [nation=short]Anarchic Cowboys[/nation], and [nation=short]Sky Citys[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated

howdy

Matrixulated, Lucas Pope

Alekseandrea wrote:Weren't you complaining about the primitiveness of your nation?

Science is not a threat, it's a solution.

Eyyyh no no no I wasn't complaining-nya, I was fascinated by how fast we got rid of technology and how fast our citizens -catgirls and all other races- adjusted to living simple lives.

Who needs technology, cars, skyscrapers, when you have magic and can live in awesome tree houses !

Though... we kept our free public internet, maglevs/subways, solar panels and windmills... and our biggest cities still have a modern style of sorts, so everyone can find his or her place in our country :3

(except scientists and math geniuses, but [nation=short]Neo-Sciencifica[/nation] will always welcome them with open arms)

We have Shamans and healers instead of hospitals, magical girls instead of police force. Our priestesses are always there to help anyone in need of a little bit of magic. Many druids visited our country and decided to stay, we plan on opening Druid schools too in the future.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:Eyyyh no no no I wasn't complaining-nya, I was fascinated by how fast we got rid of technology and how fast our citizens -catgirls and all other races- adjusted to living simple lives.

Who needs technology, cars, skyscrapers, when you have magic and can live in awesome tree houses !

Though... we kept our free public internet, maglevs/subways, solar panels and windmills... and our biggest cities still have a modern style of sorts, so everyone can find his or her place in our country :3

(except scientists and math geniuses, but [nation=short]Neo-Sciencifica[/nation] will always welcome them with open arms)

We have Shamans and healers instead of hospitals, magical girls instead of police force. Our priestesses are always there to help anyone in need of a little bit of magic. Many druids visited our country and decided to stay, we plan on opening Druid schools too in the future.

Heretics like you will never reach the Singularity!

I shall remember your words when I, at last, become your uploaded overlord.

Primitive!

Ludite!

Simpleton!

Socialist!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Is anybody else detecting these unknown jet fighters on their long range radars?

Matrixulated, Neo-Sciencifica

If a priest blessed an avocado would it be holy guacamole?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:They shall serve as excellent kindling material...

Oh no! I seem to have found bits and pieces of page 57 on my hot dog...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Blobbin

hello I just joined is there any thing specific I need to know???

Matrixulated

Greetings.

Matrixulated

Braze wrote:hello I just joined is there any thing specific I need to know???

Avoid any food that contains 'meat'.....

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Lucas Pope

I'm a returning nationstates leader, though my nation is new I am not, how are you all?

Matrixulated, Azuum, Lucas Pope

Welcome, new nations! :D

Matrixulated, Lucas Pope, Mendersalv2

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Matrixulated, Elfshire, United States Of Robbie, Mendersalv2

Uallas wrote:What are our current threats?

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Not enough dank memes

Matrixulated, Lucas Pope, United States Of Robbie

How to increase your regional influence?

Matrixulated

Fordham, you just have to exist to build influence! :P The longer you're in a region, the more influence you get. Also, the more endorsements you have (if you're a World Assembly member), the faster you'll build influence.

Matrixulated

Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.

Two-metre tall Zombi Super-Soldiers?!?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Any one got a meter stick?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.

Two-metre tall Zombi Super-Soldiers?!?!

Compensating for something?

Matrixulated, Azuum

Hello all, where's the jam?

Keeping the spiritual love going.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Compensating for something?

The joke is partially in the fact that, in some sense, 2 meters isn't actually that tall! - It's only 6ft 5 inchs ffs!

Therefore, if my "super soldiers" are that "tall", then there are plenty of people alive and well today who are of that size without genetic enhancement!! - So if you think I'm compensating for something when infact I am actually putting forth pretty average and normal stats, then I dread to think of what is normal for you, and whether you may be under-compensated for that...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon, Ussia

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.