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Region: Spiritus
Well yes, who do you think pays for them?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The sh*t people spend money on . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I efficently lowered freedom from taxation by 30% and lowered all, I repeat all industries by a chunk.
I am not a smart man.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
People have been using such drugs for thousands of years for both spiritual enlightenment, religious ritual ceremonies, and medical treatment of a variety of ailments - Who are you to argue with ancient tradition, especially when such things were only banned to create a larger more captive consumer market for big pharma, timber/wood/pulp-based industries, and the petroleum product industry?!?!
**Puts tinfoil "Crown of Thorns" on**
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/archaeologists-discover-2400-year-old-gold-bongs-in-russia-10285876.html
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/580278/Solid-gold-2-400-year-old-cannabis-BONGS-royal-stoners-Russia
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/ancient-golden-bongs-found-russia-article-1.2241111
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Some people spend money on sh¡t that they roll up, light, burn, and inhale...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah, but that sh*t is the good sh*t, not the sh*t sh*t. I sh*t you not!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
roflmfao
funniest thing I've read all day, sorry.
i just had to.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
That moment when you realize your thread sucks when you got no replies and you're already on your third bump...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
:(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What is the meaning of this?!
People should use words to communicate!
Proper words, mind.
This regression to barbarism is undignified!
Ugly!
It's a veritable fright!
How can we communicate when even the most illustrious members of our region fail to comprehend the perilous dangers of this foul way to communicate with other civilised beings!
Matrixulated, Werpdrarg Beta, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Ustrus
Bonus, my population is close to 420.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
XD
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
why will no one join my Rp I worked hard on :( http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=380412
Matrixulated
My Empire has successfully rescued child hostages only to invade the nation that needed aid. Good bad guys.
Matrixulated
Anyone want to join [nation=short]Ustrus[/nation]' RP? I would but I don't RP...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ustrus
thank you. I thought it would be fun.
Matrixulated
My economy just rose from fragile to weak for the first time... Can I finally turn things around for my country?
Matrixulated
My first nation is still kicking, it's top 3% for Religiousness.
Matrixulated
It's called Udoch
Matrixulated
I think I just lowered my freedom of taxation 2 times in a row, by 100%+.
rip
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh, shush. Taxes are great! Just look how my main nation [nation=short]Werpdrarg[/nation] is doing - 97.1% tax rate and we couldn't be happier! :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
High five!
Matrixulated
And I thought my tax rates were high...
Matrixulated
IM RUINING MY COUNTRY AND I FEEL ALRIGHT!
Matrixulated
...
Barbaric.
I am quite certain that you haven't discovered slood yet.
Despite the fact that slood is very easy to discover.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What's 'slood'?
Matrixulated
Guys. there is only one answer to this fight. Quake 3 Arena.
Matrixulated
"The discovery of slood is said to be one of the basic hallmarks of any noteworthy civilization. It is, apparently, easier to discover than fire, but slightly more difficult to discover than water."
I'm not telling you what slood is.
Your civilisation is clearly not ready for the knowledge of slood.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I will even host the server.
Matrixulated
I will know what slood is, does that count?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Is that a Fall Out Boy lyric?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hoe can one know what one will know in the future?
Matrixulated
I googled slood and Discworld is on my to-read list.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
12 hours ago: Ustrus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights. ;P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I see.
That could be a way to discover slood.
Yet would you take the risk?
Some things are not meant to be known by men.
Be careful when you seek knowledge for the thruth can't be denied.
Your self-delusions might shatter and leave you alone in the unfiltered reality instead of the world you believe you live in.
If you still want to acquire this knowledge,
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I did.
The far end of the probability curve contains things worse than I can imagine.
And trust me, I have a vivid imagination.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand
Ah the fundamentals of slood dynamics! - That takes me back!! Have a wizzard time everyone! 😉
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"Freedom From Taxation"
-182%
Nation happier than ever.
Taxes flowing in.
Best thing ever amirite
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
With that amount of drugs consumed? O_o
You can't really mean your population is only just nearly 420!
That is what we call 'really putting in a shift!'
Maybe that's a typo. You meant to say 420,000. Right?
Even if the number were closer to 420 million Paradise-Moonies staking claim to the crown of #1 World Ranked Recreational Drug Users its still insanely epic!
Considering you are competing with much older, more established Nations with 25-30billion+ potential potheads in their citizen ranks still makes it a truly Herculian effort!
Spud Power!
Respect!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
For a moment there I thought I might finally be improving my country's economy for once... Nope. Not a chance.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Nonsense! Your economy is developing!
🙃
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Good morning everyone. Received a recruitment telegram and thought I would accept it :)
How's everyone doing today?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome! I'm doing well, though I'm up way earlier than I should be.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Welcome!
Matrixulated
Good to hear and sorry to hear you're up earlier than you should be. I know the feeling, I wound up waking up about an hour and a half early today.
Thanks :)
Matrixulated, Istanialand
I'm just going to guess.... do you like a certain Renegade game?
Matrixulated, Seneihir
Hello!
Matrixulated, Ustrus
Hullo.. welcome to Spiritus.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Tyfan Union Vi
Maybe I should be a recruiter. *thinks about the future*
Matrixulated, Seneihir
Haha yeah but also when I made my nation, the random animal that popped up was the scorpion. I figured that this would be a good flag when I came across it on google images.
Hey there and welcome *Waves*
Matrixulated, Ustrus
You're social and friendly. I don't see why not.
Matrixulated, Ustrus
thanks <3
Matrixulated, Seneihir
Top 100% for economic output. It's something!
Matrixulated, Blitze, Seneihir
Penguin is watching you!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
If you google "the commonwealth of deranged squirrels" (with quotes) into google images, Extremely small versions of Matrixulated and Paradise Moon's flags come up, but not mine!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I feel special now!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*notices red dot on chest*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus
5 hours ago: Damask holding ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: La mejor ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Muunilinstical ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Neanderthal4 ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: The otakuacracy of america ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Hurpadurp ceased to exist.
Mmmmmm it's dinner time! - OmNomNomNom
Also - Nice poll; wish it was Winter, when it is Summer? - A great example of Human Nature - People always want what they haven't got; undervalue, disregard, and complain about that which they are lucky to have already, and don't have a f*cking clue about what they truly need...
"Grass is always greener..." and all that, being caused by a fault in any person's relative perception...
**Sigh**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Meh.
Matrixulated
"Following new legislation in Udoch, The Dice Lord is worshipped as a god."
Well I am the Keeper after all!
Matrixulated, Seneihir
Heyyy!
Size isn't everything.
M.
Alekseandrea, Seneihir
At least 3 of those were made by one my friends IRL.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Seneihir
...Which I suppose is completely irrelevant info, but hey, that's the internet for you.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
lol okay Moon
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon, Ustrus
-45
Freedom From Taxation
Nation is happier than ever.
I love this game.
Matrixulated
The game that never ends...
Matrixulated
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Ustrus
The logic behind this game continues to make no sense to me. How is it that stopping the manufacture of pennies would make religiousness go down by 63%?! Those two things aren't even related!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic
Its all ok because i increased Pizza industry with 9,9%
WHO WANTS SOME FREE MALTENAN PIZZA?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Ustrus, Seneihir
Can't seem to find any other nations that are active and founding in 2013 or earlier...
Matrixulated
Wait... Does this have something to do with the mafia game?
Matrixulated
Pennies are often used in the ritualised bribing of the conscience, a traditional practice in most religions.
Matrixulated
Turns out this game does follow logic, but I don't know enough about the world to understand it.
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
No, no mafia yet. :P
Matrixulated, Darkweb
How do I find out how old my nation is? All I remember is that it was a long time ago. :P
Matrixulated
You were founded on the 24th of May, 2013 - I went to the boneyard and typed your nation name in to find that out. I believe, if you post something on the NS forums and look at the information at the side of your post, your founding date will also be listed there.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir
. . . unless your Nation appears on the 'Omm Nom Nom' list as seen a few posts above.
Also known as the á la carte menu promoted by JayZeeJay and his undead holy horde of ravenous reavers.
If your Nation hits that list . . .
Game. Ends. Nom.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I approve of this introductory description of myself, my nation, & church...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello?...... Is it me you're looking for??
Matrixulated
No.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Thank you, I would not have found that on my own.
Matrixulated
CANT WE ALL JUST DRINK SOME LEAN AND LISTEN TO DJ SCREW?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm informing that during this month the Regional Map Update might get delayed since I'm currently on my third round of midterms and the finals shall begin about a week after these ones end. So, as soon as things become less hectic I'll draw the new update.
Thanks for your patience, and have a good month,
Bon
Acting Cartographer
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Seneihir
Hello, fellow humans, don't let the fishy exterior fool you!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir
*unintelligible gurgles from the empty depths of space*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir
Good luck on your midterms and finals, [nation=short]Bonaether[/nation]!!
Matrixulated, Bonaether
Post self-deleted by Udoch.
**Sounds of dice being cast in a dark room echo from down the hall**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir
Also updated the factbook for this nation.
Matrixulated
*approving gurgles*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir
The Dice Lord is pleased!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Seneihir, Azathoths Followers
7 hours ago: Eyesland ceased to exist.
7 hours ago: Elderya ceased to exist.
hmm where's that zombie person?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You mean you're not a fish?! I guess I'm...I'm all alone.
**single tear rolls down face**
Matrixulated, Dagons Dreamers
Are fish tears salty?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Run !!!
We're being invaded by the Murloc King and his Horde from Azeroth!
And I thought I was soooooo done with that world.
Zug Zug.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Seneihir, Azathoths Followers
Good news, friends in Spiritus! <3
The Equilism Township has come out with this dispatch to share around our in-game embassies! Please give it your up-vote!
Thank you,
Isaris, WA Delegate of Equilism
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
**Wiping his lips on an Egyptian cotton napkin, with a Palestinian decorative motif**
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thanks for the dispatch, [nation=short]Isaris[/nation]! I hadn't seen your new government theme before; I like it! :P
Matrixulated
I'm glad to hear that, you potato fiend. :P
Unfortunately, we have had some inconsistency in our embassy updates due to being short-staffed on ambassadors. Hopefully Rogamark will have this update ready in our embassy on your forum in the very near future. We hope many people from Spiritus will be able to attend our upcoming Festival!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
You misunderstand! We are 100% confirmed humans! No "murloc"s here! We all just want to live in peace and harmony with our neighbours and multiply... hopefully with our neighbours!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Azathoths Followers
*a voice deep as the hum of the cosmic microwave radiation speaks, echoing through the empty halls of your mind*
"You displease us."
*you wake sweating, your bed sheets crumbled up like the waves of terror running through your body, you can't help but feel dirty as something very uncomfortable touched you.*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.