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*me gives [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] a basket of potatoes*

:D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

The Salaxalans wrote:*me gives [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] a basket of potatoes*

:D

". . . Ah ya ya ya ya yah I keep on hoping we'll eat tates by the ocean!"

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Round 2 of voting.

Vote for Salax if you want potatoes.

This message was sponsored by SalaxaPAC.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

I've voted for the Salaxalans twice now, as have a couple of puppet states...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I'm trying to vote for you :( but I don't have enough citz! Btw this is also a selerate account for dictatorship of

Matrixulated

#YourNationYourChoice

Vote [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation] for your nationalistic needs

http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=602257

*me flings potatoes at [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:I've voted for the Salaxalans twice now, as have a couple of puppet states...

Salaxans will have power.

UNLIMITED POWER!

If we get him elected, that is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

The Salaxalans wrote:*me flings potatoes at [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]*

*Grabs potato, writes "Vote Marchtopia" and throws back*

Marchtopia wrote:*Grabs potato, writes "Vote Marchtopia" and throws back*

BOOOOOOOO

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Salaxalans FTW

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Marchtopia wrote:*Grabs potato, writes "Vote Marchtopia" and throws back*

Now I remember why my citizens have no political freedom...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

Alekseandrea wrote:Now I remember why my citizens have no political freedom...

Democracy as a way of life! Advance nationalism!

Marchtopia wrote:Democracy as a way of life! Advance nationalism!

Democracy is a lie!

Potatoes are the Thruth!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

[B]Election Update from Illuminati[/B]

As founder of Illuminati, I have issued a Boast in favor of our former Grand Chancellor The Salaxalans. We always believe in supporting our Grand Chancellor past and present and we hope that our votes help pave the way to victory.

Give em hell Sal.

Rhyphix

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

Alekseandrea wrote:Democracy is a lie!

Potatoes are the Thruth!

Democracy is Liberty!

Liberty is Freedom!

Freedom is Strength!

Strength is Prosperity!

Prosperity is Unity!

Vote [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]!

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Thank you [nation=short]Rhyphix[/nation]!! :D

Matrixulated

Marchtopia wrote:Democracy is Liberty!

Liberty is Freedom!

Freedom is Strength!

Strength is Prosperity!

Prosperity is Unity!

Vote [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]!

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

Through passion I gain strength.

Through strength I gain power.

Through power I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken.

The Potato shall free me.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Marchtopia wrote:Democracy is Liberty!

Liberty is Freedom!

Freedom is Strength!

Strength is Prosperity!

Prosperity is Unity!

Vote [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]!

Liberty at the cost of letting the stupid and ignorant masses decide!

Freedom is a state of being, not a strength!

Prosperity is achieved by stomping on the nameless masses,

for your own, greedy desires,

capitalistic swine!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Damask Holding.

But I didn't mention peace.

I said democracy you cheese.

You can go on and for potato

As your show rains some tomato

Democracy for a way of life

Your honor can be cut with a knife

A blade from our liberty

Because it shows security

Down with fascism

End Communism

For Marchtopia is here

I hold my campaign dear

So off with your band

And your little clan

We have persistence you lack

And so I'll push you back

Marchtopia wrote:But I didn't mention peace.

I said democracy you cheese.

You can go on and for potato

As your show rains some tomato

Democracy for a way of life

Your honor can be cut with a knife

A blade from our liberty

Because it shows security

Down with fascism

End Communism

For Marchtopia is here

I hold my campaign dear

So off with your band

And your little clan

We have persistence you lack

And so I'll push you back

You try to rhyme yet you are a failure to human kind and Muun kind, (My kind) so don't disgrace yourself further.

Matrixulated

Damask Holding wrote:You try to rhyme yet you are a failure to human kind and Muun kind, (My kind) so don't disgrace yourself further.

You're a disgrace in the night

Do not try to fight

You will lose light

I am the March

As strong as an arch

So great you all will parch

Through good times and bad

And things that made me sad

I will always be glad

Democracy as a way of life

You wouldn't know, lowlife

So seeya in the afterlife

Marchtopia wrote:You're a disgrace in the night

Do not try to fight

You will lose light

I am the March

As strong as an arch

So great you all will parch

Through good times and bad

And things that made me sad

I will always be glad

Democracy as a way of life

You wouldn't know, lowlife

So seeya in the afterlife

Actually I wouldn't see you in the afterlife, being as I would be resurrected instantly after all 3 of my hearts die out, and the fact that you would go to hell.

Matrixulated

Hi! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Looks like all the votes just got reset for some reason... so... VOTE SALAXALANS!!! Again! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

:DDDDDD SALAXALANS FTW :DDDDDD

Matrixulated

If you are a non-native English speaker, I'm here for you to defend your interests. Please vote New Leganes to make NS multilingual!

Vote for [nation=short]Railana[/nation] -- your non-raider, non-communist alternative with a real plan to fix the World Assembly!

The Salaxians is the only canidate we need.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

All hail potatoes!!!! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding

hail

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

voted for you bro

Matrixulated

I am sorry to announce this, but I am running for WA General-Secretary. I apologize to The Salaxians for running against them.

I will NOT, however, apologize for my condemnation of The Salaxians for his tacit endorsement of Nazis by voting AGAINST a Security Council measure to liberate a region occupied by those cancers on society.

I will also not apologize for my condemnation of Edward Rump as an immature single-issue candidate who has no plan whatsoever except for "screw over all immigrants."

I voted against it because the resolution is a load of crap. Here's what I wrote on the Spiritus forums:

"Another Communists vs. Fascists fight! Woo! It seems the one who proposed this is in fact the founder of the region in question who got their nation deleted and oh my god is there no end to this stuff? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

It's just this stupid fight that does nothing but draw attention to Nazi regions. Giving them less attention is the best way to get rid of them.

The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, Guy Ii, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

What Salaxalans said.

The NS Left's "war" on Nazism has only drawn further attention to the Nazis, both as they constantly feature in the WA and their utilisation of the "war" as a recruitment tactic. Those who share the goal of eradicating Nazis from this game, OOC, do not have to agree on how to do it.

Further, the region to be liberated is a dispensable jump point, to my understanding - not the sort of region with a community which merits protection.

As a Jewish person and a leftist, I also do not support the liberation proposal. This doesn't mean that I approve of Nazis, and before accusing someone of "tacit approval of Nazis", please have more solid evidence to back that up.

The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.

The Salaxalans wrote:I voted against it because the resolution is a load of crap. Here's what I wrote on the Spiritus forums:

"Another Communists vs. Fascists fight! Woo! It seems the one who proposed this is in fact the founder of the region in question who got their nation deleted and oh my god is there no end to this stuff? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

It's just this stupid fight that does nothing but draw attention to Nazi regions. Giving them less attention is the best way to get rid of them.

This.

The best way to defeat an ideology is to stop giving it attention, and let it fade into obscurity. Like what happened to the KKK.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Post self-deleted by Damask Holding.

Is Salaxalans also campaining on the forums?

I didn't find representation for his glorious plan.

Matrixulated

We have a thread <http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=373004&p=28217577> but it hasn't gotten much use; I've been mostly campaigning on RMBs and whatnot. If you want to post though, by all means do it! Spread the potato gospel! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

i agree compleatly less attention less support slowly crawls away and dies in a hole where it belongs ....on that note i appoligise if i starded somthing in here i did not mean to {comicaly} IM JUST IN IT FOR THE POTATOS MAN

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Hurpadurp wrote:IM JUST IN IT FOR THE POTATOS MAN

SO SAY WE ALL!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Voting just reset again; EVERYONE RE-VOTE FOR SALAXALANS!!!!! POTATOES FOR ALL!! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Alekseandrea wrote:Is Salaxalans also campaining on the forums?

I didn't find representation for his glorious plan.

i got a teligram

Matrixulated

Okay everyone things are moving forward again! Tenth place! And it looks like the resets are done with! So remember: VOTE SALAXALANS!! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

Make that eighth place!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ignis De Rebellione, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Vote Salaxalans to make potatoes taste great again!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

If only I had more than 500 mil citizens, so I can vote for potatoes D :

Hurpadurp

No, you only need 30! And... you have 8. :P Well, you will still get the potatoes, even if you can't vote!!! :D

*gives [nation=short]Santa Fogata[/nation] a basket of potatoes*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Hahah, thanks! But yeah, Im rather new to this. I just joined three days ago, heh. Good luck with that! Youre about to reach 5th place.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

I LIKE PODATOS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, The Great Potatooine

Hi *giggles and runs away

Hi! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

So, why potatos? Are ye Irish?

Because potato!!!! Potatoes are amazing! They're just... So potatoey...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

I see, you seem to have some foodstuffs competition with the pancakes crowd.

Amalgam Of Atoms

Yes, true, but I am confident potatoes will prevail! Who can resist a good potato? :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

The Salaxalans wrote:Yes, true, but I am confident potatoes will prevail! Who can resist a good potato? :D

Umm where's my potato?!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

HERE!!! POTATOES!

*flings potatoes at [nation=short]Eudaiimonia[/nation]*

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia

Eudaiimonia wrote:Umm where's my potato?!

Did you vote?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia

10 minutes ago: Eudaiimonia voted for The Potato Nation of The Salaxalans in Round 2 of the election.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

The Salaxalans wrote:10 minutes ago: Eudaiimonia voted for The Potato Nation of The Salaxalans in Round 2 of the election.

In that case, have a potato, I've got some to spare. Would like mushrooms on yours?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

The Salaxalans wrote:Because potato!!!! Potatoes are amazing! They're just... So potatoey...

Potatous.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Did you vote?

Yes, and I did it while really hungry too!

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:In that case, have a potato, I've got some to spare. Would like mushrooms on yours?

I prefer it smothered in butter, and topped with chilli beef and cheese...

Matrixulated

And has anyone founded Potatooine yet?

Matrixulated

FIFTH PLACE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

POTATOES FOR ALL! :D

Matrixulated

Come on man! I need another fix! - Just give us all the potatoes you got! I can handle it! I Can Handle It!! I CAN HANDLE IT!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:FIFTH PLACE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

POTATOES FOR ALL! :D

WOAH MAN!! **Starts drooling and shaking**

Matrixulated

Eudaiimonia wrote:Come on man! I need another fix! - Just give us all the potatoes you got! I can handle it! I Can Handle It!! I CAN HANDLE IT!!!

Don't give him 'the goods'.

His suffering is rather entertaining.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Daziria wrote:And has anyone founded Potatooine yet?

I just did.

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Eudaiimonia

While I'm aware this whole entire WA Election thingamajig is an April Fools joke, I hope a similar thing is actually put into the game permanently, that could be interesting.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Revall Silverstorm wrote:So, why potatos? Are ye Irish?

Potatoes are AMAZING!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia

Up to 4th Place, the Potato only keeps climbing!

Matrixulated

False alarm, only fifth place. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Yeah, my math is poor >_> <_<

BUT WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN GET 4th

(yes I'm too lazy to log back into my Spiritus nation)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Eudaiimonia wrote:Come on man! I need another fix! - Just give us all the potatoes you got! I can handle it! I Can Handle It!! I CAN HANDLE IT!!!

You need guidance fellow resident of Spiritus! - I humbly submit that I'm well disposed to offer it to you! - I see you desire potatoes - Well I have taken the two potatoes I was directly in receipt of, plus the many that were thrown about the place willy-nilly, and using my Jedi-Zombi powers have magically multiplied them many times into a feast, enough to perhaps feed 5000 people - They have been baked, boiled, chipped, fried, mixed (and prepared with a secret blend of an infinite variety of suitable spices, salts, and other seasonings; including a mountain of butter, and in some cases cream, milk, or mayonnaise), mashed, roasted, and expertly shaped into delicate, fine potato dining - I can cut you in on this multi-platter feast, if you would but offer up your soul on a reciprocal platter...

Deal?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...Deal?!
No deal - You're a bast*rd for that offer, but you failed to mention the essential additional of CHEESE!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Eudaiimonia wrote:No deal - You're a bast*rd for that offer, but you failed to mention the essential additional of CHEESE!!

Cheese is key to potatoes!

🧀

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

Little Flowers has 300 weapons per person! How?!

Matrixulated

How is communism winning?

Matrixulated

Enjoy the new WFE folks!

Stop Communism, Vote The Salaxalans!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Potato? Potato.

Matrixulated

The Spirit wrote:Enjoy the new WFE folks!

Stop Communism, Vote The Salaxalans!

And he's back! For the first time in 65 days, our founder has appeared in the RMB!

#potatosaxalan

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

Legend says he appears only when the Full Potato rises

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

Oh noes, back to sixth place!

Matrixulated

21 more votes to get back in fifth though! :D

Matrixulated

I am gonna revive all my puppets then

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

THANK YOU!!! That will help a lot! We're only 10 votes away now! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

*4

I have an extensive network

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

So close!!! :P Thank you very much!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

FIFTH PLACE!!! WAHOO!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

I checked the election board~we are offered potatoes by our glorious leader, pancakes, cookies, Hugh Laurie, cheese burgers, another potato offer from an imitator, and hamsters. Not one pizza in the bunch.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia

*sets out a potato pizza*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

So what did i miss i wasnt paying attention

The Spirit, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

I can't believe the communist has the most votes :@. Good luck, Salaxalans! :D

The Spirit, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Just keep voting Salaxalans with all of your nations, and We Can Potato More!

The Spirit, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Come Here Daddy

Communism, in theory, is a good government style. However, you will always have the leader abusing his power. If we use a Potato government, everyone will have potatoes!

The Spirit, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia

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