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Region: Spiritus
Yeah, agreed. Way too easy. Or are we that good?
Also, my Level IV Cure missiles don't appear to be working at all!
I've been firing missile after missile at JayZeeJay and I keep getting this same weird message:
"The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is free of infection!"
I know that's not right . . . what dark chicanery is this?
M.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Dusk Station, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Gaelic Waffle, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
I just meant within our walls. Let's just hope for the best for the other regions. By the way, is Z-Day usually this easy? Or did we just get lucky with little/no nations joining the zombies' side and embracing the virus?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Oh no! Not the 'M' word!
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
No, we kick embracers. ;)
Also, bots.
(just for curing myself, because I am that selfish.)
Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
A bit of both? - We were organised, focussed on a shared goal, and had an agreed method set to achieve it? - Also our regional government instituted the proper (temporary) controls with respect to public health, law and order, and immigration...
The Force protects us! - The Jedi-Zombi Virus strain is a mutated variant, unknown to modern science and technology - It is arcane, enigmatic, esoteric, indiscernible, inscrutable, unfathomable, and unintelligible to the Artificial Intelligence of these "smart" Cure Missiles, and beyond the reach of the minds of their creators, because their creators were not meant to know of such things! - Afterall it is forbidden divine knowledge, only revealed to the converted......or you know; it is an ancient weapon of a hokey religion, that can play tricks with your mind!
Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia
We did i...
Oh look a notifica...my really good leader just died? And this ridiculous treaty!?
*proceeds to hit computer with keyboard*
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
We could put them on a blacklist.
Kick the buggers if they dare to show their face.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
You just have a large population as it isnt a percentage
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
That makes sense
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= Dissident Propaganda ]
Horsea has been oppressed for too long, join the righteous, join the fight, gain your freedom. End feudalism, end oppression today.
Claim Horsea for Horseans, crush the corrupt, bash those who would see us get nothing despite our efforts. (yes it is a parody of "Bash the fash") Horseans deserve priority as the pious, the righteous. Bring those bankers of Parron to justice! (as the ally of Horsea, preposterous)
The true crusade begins! We will not rest till we are free! (wtf, if you want your relics, take it)
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, we got 18th for most survivors and 14th for most survivors with no infected! Nice job everyone! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Has anybody got the issue where you give kids real guns
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Itrosomia
[spoiler]
[***News flash***]
Recent outbreaks of zombiefication have been eliminated by Potata witches deployed in the area, with the aid of cure missiles. Quaterna has been sterilised, without any official reports of fatalities. However, experts predict a resurgence within a year or so.
Meanwhile, the Senate of the Royal Potata has released plans to neutralise a few problematic islands towards the South of the peninsula, citing trade interests and problematic natives as a casus belli. More in a few days.
[/spoiler]
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens
So er... when are you changing your unique nation pretitle, the regional flag, and the regional WFE back to normal?
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Auztraalia
SOON
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
[spoiler= AAR on the Last Stand of Pegon ]
Belligerents:
United Parronia
-------------------------------------
Various rebel groups
Armies:
Retinue of House Palivo (50,000)
Retinue of House Parravon (50,000)
Retinue of House Skyre (50,000)
Retinue of House Carrion (50,000)
1st, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 24th and 54th Republican Regiments (100,000)
-------------------------------------
Various militias and mercenaries.
(~20,000,000)
Result:
Pyrrhic Victory for Parronia resulting in massive casualties in both sides, death of the head of state for Parronia and the conclusion to the war in favor for the rebels.
Casualties:
[sub](to the nearest hundred)[/sub]
Retinue of House Palivo (~41,600)
Retinue of House Parravon (~36,000)
Retinue of House Skyre (~38,100)
Retinue of House Carrion (~48,600)
1st, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 24th and 54th Republican Regiments (~97,600)
-------------------------------------
Various militias and mercenaries.
(~13,742,900)
Meta:
Parronan National Idea active:
Parronan Revanchism
Free CB for Parronan Territory
+200% war support
+200 morale
x2 shock and fire damage
Any war for Parronan territory (owned or otherwise) will count as defensive war for Parronia.
If Parronia has coalition government
Parliament will unanimously agree on any legislation supporting a defensive war
no riots will occur
Discription: Happy Halloween, get ready for rolfstomping.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ominous...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
Maybe the zombies come back right now, double strength.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
.
Damn, didn't know that such problems existed, usually we give them an ultimatum, surrender and cede half your planet or die and cede the entire planet. (it's obvious which option they picked)
[spoiler= We done destroying ourselves in civil wars yet? ]
With a decisive battle between the secessionist militias and the loyalist forces the unrest in Horsea has come to an end, for now.
Those that still act against government do not fight for ducal autonomy, they fight for their personal rights, Horsea has but months to breathe a collective sigh of relief before it is thrown into chaos again.
[/spoiler]
(Kings are dropping like flies, in this case, his regency council killed him in his sickbed)
Matrixulated
[spoiler]https://i.imgur.com/SiQE0dv.jpg
Key: Diamonds represent Quaternion fleets
***News Flash***
The Peninsula of Quaterna has established an exclusion zone around the problematic islands.
All naval traffic will be diverted through Auon.
Those who disobey will be destroyed.
There are reports of Quaternion soldiers landing on the Western island and making modest gains, despite heavy resistance.
There are also reports of the first and presumably only naval battle in this war between the natives and the Quaternion Guards.
Quaternion Guards:
25 destroyers - 4 sunk
5 light cruisers - 1 sunk
1 carrier - 0 sunk
5000 personnel - 50 injured, 2 dead
Natives:
5 destroyers - 3 sunk, 1 captured
2 light cruisers - 1 sunk, 1 captured
1 battleship - 1 sunk
1000 personnel - 30 injured, 200 dead, 500 captured
The hunt for the last destroyer remains.
54 trade ships were originally on course to deliver resources to the natives:
28 switched course immediately
11 were escorted out of the exclusion zone
15 were sunk
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Parron Republic
Omnious?
Umm...is that...could that be a typo?
Ermigosh! The Grammar God is fallible!
Suddenly my life is no longer half-empty...it's half-full!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
FIVE YEARS AS DELEGATE! \o/
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Dusk Station, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
The ministry of truth would like to dissagree.
Look again. ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Happy Delegate Election Anniversary Day!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
New poll. Hint. Hint.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
I likey
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I'm newer to this game any tips?
Welcome! :D In the game most of what you can do is answering issues, talking here, and voting in the World Assembly! However our region also has forums with a regional government and stuff to do; the link is http://spiritus.wtf
We also have a Discord server! Link is https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
Just post here or send me a TG if you have any more questions!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My choice to opt for the Potato option in your Spiritus poll is the result of voter apathy, in a electoral system in which all potential results are: "Meh!"
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
It's not like you can do better.
Oh, wait, you CAN.
You're a pollster too!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Permission to skip ahead 49 years in the RP? Or will it break immersion?
(I'm tempted to just break out the Wyrd Conduit card, but, it's too OP to make sense)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Feel free :)
NB: The roots of time will have decayed, limiting travel between our two worlds
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Skiping 39 years because I have something up my sleeve.
(NB?)
[spoiler= The Wyrd Conduit is up!]
With the Wyrd Conduit activated, Parronia could move it's troops around instantaneously without the need for transports, however, this comes with a price, for the barriers between worlds and realities have weakened (we can teleport to anywhere, including Spiritus!) , Hellenreik, Canorelm, Middenrelm and Middenreik (there's 96 more, but I can't list here) can now invade each other, if they weren't held back by the threat of mutually assured destruction. However, there now lies a greater threat, the infinite sea of chaos stirs, and monsters grotesque beyond imagination are now invading the hundred realms, the Eternal War will have to wait. Raise your sword and shield, defend civilisation from chaos itself!
(Yay daemon horde! Wheeeeee[sub]eeeee[/sub])
[/spoiler]
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Hello everyone!
Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Hello!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
New player here! Hello everyone!
The Salaxalans, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Greetings.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fulford Island, The Parron Republic, Cetaceon
Welcome to Spiritus. :)
-Red Dusk
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Cetaceon
HI! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Cetaceon
Hello, um, will your kindly take the brunt of the chaos invasion for me?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Cetaceon
English por favor?
The Parron Republic
Just...here, a few hordes of chaos warriors.
All yours.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP FROM YOUR ALTERNATE REALITY, BUB.
YUP, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes
Oooo. Suspense...
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Quaterna chases some hordes of chaos warriors onto The_Grumpy_Grandpa's lawn
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
*gets hit with a ridiculous modifier*
[spoiler= The Sanctuary Signal ]
-32% National Unity
-53% War Support
+16 National Unrest
+100 International Unrest (rebellions every month CONFIRMED)
Cancels "no riots" rule from Parronan Revanchism
A Throne in Peril event chain could begin.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Yaaay!
No longer is [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly spud[/nation] in Anarchy...!
We are now a proud and studly, Corporate Bordello!
Huzzah!
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
Copora...like the Sovereign Directorate?
(Parrona has denounced The_Botched_Pejazzle_Of_The_Studly_Spud)
[sub]It doesn't carry as much weight as before though, carry on.[/sub]
[spoiler= A Throne in Peril ]
Troubling reports have reached us from Parron, the King is dead, the very thing keeping Remnant Parronia together...gone. That, coupled with several documents released by these alleged whistle-blowers accusing the 4 royal houses and many current and former members of parliament of using offworld vaults and accounts to evade Parrona's stringent tax laws, could be the final nail in United Parronia's coffin.
Already, millions have taken to the streets in protest against the royal houses, without a King, and the citizen's trust in the government, Parrona will not rise again from its ashes.
[/spoiler]
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Great British Federation, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Decided to change my flag - It's been a while...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
For 50, long years, we tolerated the transgressors, 50 years without a strong King. Parronia has stood on the brink of collapse for these, long years, with this call to arms, this crisis ends today.
--beginning of the transmission sent this morning to members of parliament and nobles across Parronia
More to come, later.
(good thing no one posts at this time of a day.
Came back to edit because my plane simulator crashed.)
[spoiler= Updates ]
House Pyre has been pardoned for its inaction during the fall of the First Unfallen Empire.
Parrona has declared war on the Republic of Parron, citing "Restore United Parronia" as their casus belli!
[/spoiler]
[spoiler= AAR on the Reclamation of Nutfall ]
Belligerents:
The Kingdom of Parrona
The Parron Republic
-------------------------------------
The Republic of Parron (self-proclaimed)
Armies:
Retinue of House Palivo (50,000)
Retinue of House Parravon (50,000)
Retinue of House Skyre (50,000)
Retinue of House Pyre (50,000)
Retinue of House Carrion (50,000)
1st Legion of the Republic (50,000)
2nd Legion of the Republic (50,000)
6th Legion of the Republic (50,000)
12th Legion of the Republic (50,000)
The Silver Wolves of House Pyre (10,000)
The Winged Shields of House Parravon (10,000)
The Doomwheels of House Skyre (10,000)
Total: 930,000
-------------------------------------
1st Free Militia (20,000)
14th Free Militia (20,000)
23th Free Militia (20,000)
Auxiliaries (~40,000)
Total: ~100,000
Result:
The battle was decided even before it begun, it was a total victory with minimal losses on both sides, the capitulation of the Republic of Parron followed 4 months later.
Casualties:
[sub]To the nearest hundred[/sub]
Retinue of House Palivo (~100)
Retinue of House Parravon (~200)
Retinue of House Skyre (~400)
Retinue of House Pyre (~700)
Retinue of House Carrion (~600)
1st Legion of the Republic (0)
2nd Legion of the Republic (~100)
6th Legion of the Republic (0)
12th Legion of the Republic (0)
The Silver Wolves of House Pyre (0)
The Winged Shields of House Parravon (~100)
The Doomwheels of House Skyre (0)
Total: ~2,200
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1st Free Militia (~600)
14th Free Militia (~400)
23th Free Militia (0)
Auxiliaries (~1,000)
Total: ~2,000
Leaders
United Parronia:
Jason "the Restorer" of House Palivo
Leoun "the Lionheart" Parravon
Bran of House Skyre
Javert "the Grudgebearer" of House Pyre
Magnus "the Midnight Sun" of House Carrion
Field Marshal Brighams
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Republic of Parron:
[Strike]General Zhuo
Field Marshal Mattias
General Pavlovich
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sooooo....the bloodline of House Snakkra is no more?
Matrixulated, Parrona
Oh...almost forgot, soon.
(as soon as I start making the effort, that is.)
;)
As for now, Snakkra stays silent.
Contact reestablished...
[spoiler= Alla...wait a minute, it's Alzerlia Demarcra! *BOOM* ]
Several weeks ago, several prefectures united in one goal, to break away from Snakkra, have risen up against the legitimate Snakkran government in order to form their own nations! While the government's response was quick, it was not enough to put down the rebellion, now there is chaos on every planet, and Snakkra seemed doomed to be the first to fall to instability.
Yet one hope remains in those who remain loyal to the government. Reports about their emperor taking part in all major battles have started to circulate and rumors of him being the god Zaacen of the official state religion have become popular among the lower classes of Snakkran society. (Resemblance is uncanny)
The few living people who truly knows the Emperor have declined to comment.
[/spoiler]
Alzerlia Demarcra is a chant used by communist revolutionaries against the Parronan government.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Quick 2 second thing:
I started Riverdale and now I'm addicted.
You may now go on with your day
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, The Parron Republic
So...
[spoiler=In review]In my previously published poll I asked; "Who was the best Triumvirate, and thus who should we emulate?", explaining my reasoning thus; "Since an informal Triumvirate of Pollsters has formed within Spiritus, I thought it might be worth asking"...
Naturally, this being Spiritus, the option of the "Spiritan Holy Trinity of Potato, Spud, & Tuber Spirit" garnered the most votes, but I'm not sure how we would honour such a result other than to continue to uphold Spiritan values and traditions.
Votes for traditional religious trinities also collected some support, but those options were only offered to trigger any particularly conservative nations to show themselves as being such - I must irritate a few of those purely by my existence as a religious institution that makes a mockery of others! - However, I must say I was surprised the Hindu Trimurti garnered even one vote - How Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, and I are supposed to emulate their personification of the Universal forces of Creation, Maintenance, & Destruction I don't know, but since it was only one vote we can see that as a lesser priority...
Those who voted for "Google Triumvirate"; Eric Schmidt, Larry Page, & Sergey Brin; which garnered the second highest number of votes, (and included fellow pollster Alekseandrea), perhaps wished us to be efficient, productive, and business-like...
Whilst perhaps we should all keep an eye out for any ice picks in the vicinity of Itrosomia, any suspicious one-way train tickets to camps in Siberia, or any of his soldiers/guards taking us out for walks in the snow with guns to our backs, since he voted for Leninist "Troika"; Lev Kamenev, Joseph Stalin, & Grigory Zinoviev, and soon enough only one of that triumvirate survived in power...
I must commend Parrona's support of my choice; The "Three Excellencies" of the Han Dynasty, the only non-contemporary triumvirate on that list that created a period of peace and prosperity for all under their remit...
But anyhow, enough of this!
Onwards to my next poll!
[COMING SOON!][/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia
I just recently started Stranger Things. Good stuff.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Quaterna
Yeah, I keep on getting told to watch it but haven't got round to it. What's it like?
Matrixulated
Coming soon?
I haven't got all day, you know.
Remember 20 hours ago?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
I am in love with Stranger Things.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Quaterna
Thriller/Horror with a splash of 80's nostalgia.
idk, I kinda suck at describing things.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Quaterna
Hey, we promised 1 poll per week; which is a 7 day period! - Since being appointed pollsters we've had 3 polls in 16 days! - I know some of us love polls, but you need to calm down! - I personally am concerned that excessive polling may induce higher than average voter apathy and fatigue...
Wait!
[sub]Some of us have lives outside NationStates, you know![/sub]
Also: Do you usually make demands and expect the desired results from your Creator?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Me likey
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
We second this statement.
[spoiler= For the self-exiled salamander ]
I do not have time to talk on 2 RMBs, nor the will power to, especially if it's Kesmor, however, I am able to use the dossier to trawl through it, mister.
Your one liners look better now! Good, work on
short paragraphs.
Yes, I do watch your RMB, I "appreciate" your hostility.
[/spoiler]
<spot reserved for next After Action Report>
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Run Alekseandrea! Run!!
The latest poll is now LIVE!!!
Edit: It appears NationStates doesn't like certain emoji that I tried to use in this latest poll, including for some reason the Potato🥔 emoji! This is shocking!!
Edit (II): 🤔Hmmm... It showed up here on this RMB post! (See previous edit) - THIS IS WITCHCRAFT I TELL YOU!!!
The Salaxalans, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Quaterna
Another poll, hooray!!!
EDIT: You tried to put potata as an option on the poll. BLASPHEMY!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Note: the Potato🥔 emoji was originally in the "Agriculture (Big Farmer)" option between "Big" and "Farmer".
I also notice NationStates didn't like the robot🤖 emoji I used for "Artificial Intelligence" - Should we be suspicious?! 👀
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Quaterna
What robot emoji? I don't see one on my screen... wait a se...AHH
...static...
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No "other" option?
THIS IS HERESY!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...and back to Anarchy!
I only asked about the Snakkra bloodline for Spud's sake!
shenanigans!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic
There is no "ruling family" in Snakkra, after all the position is called the Eternal Emperor of Snakkra.
Time to pull a GRRM by ruining everyone's favourite charac...countries.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Remember this?
Well, um, I have reviewed your suggestion, and it's been accepted, thanks for the inspiration.
Also, Horsea declares a crusade for New Horsea!
[spoiler= AAR on the Attack of New Horsea ]
Belligerents:
Horsean Federation
-------------------------------------
Eakiran Federation.
Armies:
The Levies of the Realm (4,000,000,000)
(wp Horsea, spamming peasants, of all things)
The Retinues of the Realm (40,000,000)
28th Federation Fleet:
20 dreadnoughts
60 battleships
180 cruisers
540 destroyers
1620 frigates
8100 corvettes
(Horsea + Britain = unstoppable navy)
Total: 4,040,000,000+10,520 ships
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1st Rapid Response Unit (1,000)
2nd Rapid Response Unit (1,000)
35th Defense Grid (10,000)
43rd Defense Grid (10,000)
44th Defense Grid (10,000)
45th Defense Grid (10,000)
50th Rapid Response Unit (1,000)
Bauxon Fleet:
10 dreadnoughts
50 battleships
100 cruisers
200 destroyers
Total: 43,000+360 ships
Result:
Although outnumbered and outgunned, the Eakirans had a slight advantage due to the discipline of the AI aboard the dreadnoughts, as a result, it was a close victory for the Horsean Federation.
Although this assault caught the Eakirans slightly off guard, they managed to completely evacuate their capital before it fell to the crusaders, who then proceeded to sack it. This attack has not achieved much other than help the Horseans capture a foothold in Eakira.
Casualties:
[sub]To the nearest hundred[/sub]
The Levies of the Realm (~3,750,903,200)
(shouldn't be surprised that meat shields are nothing more than that)
The Retinues of the Realm (~23,600)
28th Federation Fleet: (exact)
0 dreadnoughts
2 battleships
1 cruisers
0 destroyers
121 frigates
439 corvettes
(Horsea + Britain - meat shields = still unstoppable navy)
Total: <crashed>
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1st Rapid Response Unit (~900)
2nd Rapid Response Unit (~1,000)
35th Defense Grid (~10,000)
43rd Defense Grid (~9,800)
44th Defense Grid (~8,900)
45th Defense Grid (~10,000)
50th Rapid Response Unit (~1,000)
Bauxon Fleet:
9 dreadnoughts
46 battleships
84 cruisers
120 destroyers
Total: <crashed>
Leaders
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[/spoiler]
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Inconceivable!
And yes. Especially when the internal communications state he would publish it three hours from now 20 hours ago.
Math tells me that's 17 hours too late.
This was 15 hours ago.
Since the poll was posted 9 hours ago, that means that JZJ is around 23 hours too late.
So it took a full day to do what would have been "3 hours".
Thus I have the right, nay, the duty to rub it in JZJ's FACE!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
...and I have a duty to point out that the particular "internal communication" in which I stated I'd have a poll ready in "2-3 hours" was sent 36 hours ago, and was followed by a second telegram shortly thereafter that corrected my rather too confident prediction - A prediction which would have been impossible to achieve because at the time of posting that telegram the previous poll which you authored was still running for nigh on a further half day...
Also: I tend to lick, nibble, bite, or otherwise orally attack things rubbed in my face, because (as you know) I am somewhat of the undead persuasion...
**Spews black oily Jedi-Zombi virus-laden blood over this post**
Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
*begins glassing planets with the experimental "Dragon fire" beam*
Um, the filler is out.
[spoiler= Updates (fillers, the shame) ]
Parronia (now an official country again) announces new Baneblade heavy tank design.
(WH40K reference, yes we took it from there)
Cruisers to be outfitted with a Tier I Dragon Fire beam at the nearest spaceport
Parronia to move military assets and activity from planets to local stars through the use of a starbase.
Parronia announces new Bastion Doctrine, to replace the Triple Barriers Strategy upon completion of starbases.
[/spoiler]
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why The Parron Republic is my fave
[spoiler=My thoughts]
I too watch the lovely Culveria's RMB (you know, ever since he sent me that telegram thing like months ago)
FIRST off, the World Factbook Entry throws shade at our region. C was mean to people hear from what I remember, and made me want to leave on my first day here. (Again thanks Russinadia ❤️)
SECOND, the RMB terrifies me. May not terrify others, but hey, my thoughts here.
THIRD, I NEVER EVER EVER say anything mean about anyone. I see the good in everyone no matter what; (with the exception of a certain president and other people like him). So for me to say anything necessarily bad about C hurts me a tad, but I can't stand it when people are mean to other people just because they can hide behind a screen and not have to own up to it.
But, I'll end on a happy note; 😃🎵
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[spoiler= Some opinions of mine (and confessions, because everyday is a Sunday, right JZJ?) ]
1. I'm for giving Culv a third chance, that means that I'm willing to accept him, on the condition that he also does the same. (stop hating a delicacy <the potatoes> and kindly cease the godmodding?)
(I also acknowledge that huge bucket of salt I carry around and dump onto him occasionally, as such, I apologise for lashing out)
2. RMB doesn't terrify me, it just gives me a splitting headache from reading multiple one liners in quick succession.
(Even if you have to leave multiple RP posts, at least make it longer so that we could enjoy some content, also, spoilers)
3. Here is a confession, there were those days I just finished responding to emails only to log on to NS to find more posts than emails on the same day, it is those days that I lash out at you, I apologise.
4. What happy no...oh.
Literal note.
P.S. Culveria, a longer posts mean that it is easier to forgive grammer mistakes.
...and, JZJ, is that, garlic bread?
[/spoiler]
Um, I forgot about that mistake.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
👍
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Huh, NS polls don't like the potato emoji, WE SHOULD SUE!!!!
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
And, nice poll. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Who's Sue?
A new intern, or an (alleged) evil-overlord apprentice?
And YES!! you both should.
You both should like the potato-emoji, as everybody just ought to(o)!
Great poll!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
I was looking at the new policies tab, and spotted that The_Botched_Pejazzle_Of_The_Studly_Spud has mandated nudity!
Think about the baby potata!
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah I'm really enjoying this Policies tab. Some of you have legalized human sacrifice.
I don't know if that makes me fear you, or respect you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes
It could be worse.
Some have legalised free press.
Some allow their citizens to have an opinion!
What foul being would allow such abominations?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes
Human sacri...what? I thought we were talking about non-sapient sacrifice!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes
Time stamp: 09/11/2017 Thursday at 2314
(dd/mm/yy)
[spoiler= Modifiers ]
Wyrd Conduit
+20 fire rate
x10 morale damage
Allows modifier: Pre-unification Religions Resurgent
Allows use of magic (rip sanity)
Special traits unlocked (so many traits that my computer will probably crash)
Special Events unlocked
Triggers "The Phoenix Resurgent" Event
Pre-unification Religions Resurgent
x2 fire rate
x2 shock damage
x1.5 morale
-40 stability
New political factions will appear
Triggers "Religious tensions over Government's official religion" event chain.
New crisis could trigger: Religious Civil War
New decisions available
Major Political Reforms
-200 influence
-60 stability
+100 National Unrest
+50 International Unrest
Triggers "Political Upheaval" crisis
Reclaimed Parronia
+300 Influence
-80 National Unrest
x20 fire rate
x20 hypershield strength
x10 combat strength
(enjoy your kebab)
Bastion Doctrine
-60 planetary unrest
Cancels effects of "Triple Barriers Strategy"
x50 station firerate
An Empty Throne
-10% fire rate
-40% stability
MIGHT TRIGGER CIVIL WAR
Cancels "Five Families, One Throne" crisis
The Princes of Pegon
+20% stability (Palivo)
+200 relations with all factions (Parravon)
+10% build speed (Skyre)
+100% beam weapon damage (Pyre)
+100% resource production (Carrion)
[/spoiler]
Also, where's the depression corner? It's mine!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
NO.
LIBERALS USE BIG WORDS TO CONFUSE AND TRICK THE PEOPLE.
BE A REPUBLICAN AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
BY BUILDING A WALL.
JESUS CHRIST.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, Aaraksburg
This is Parrona here, I am officially cutting down my puppet swarm down to 10, which means, I'm retiring The Millidari Democratic Council from NS, along with 90+ puppets.
If you are wondering what Aaraksburg is, it is the colony we have in Spiritus.
(Yay named colony!)
Says the one who types in ALL CAPS.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
I'm only familiar with her cousin Mary myself.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Does anyone here see patterns in the world around them?
[sub]Hint: Look at the poll again, take the first letter of the first 10 options, see what you make of it... [/sub]
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Aaraksburg
TO LEARN BAD
Ya, good one.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic
I love this policies option, though it makes my country seem sucky
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, yes it does....
Matrixulated
This policies tab thing is really useful! - It really helps you see how your nation is shaping up ideologically - I've just noticed that somehow, despite the religious convictions of my nation, I have outlawed circumcision along with body piercing! - That will need adjusting, the next time an appropriate issue arises!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
DAMN IT! - When the hell did I metrify 'Murica?!
#NationStates #PolicyTab #PolicyErrors
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
Maybe you'd had too much #covfefe and it negatively affected your judgement?
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Quaterna
In all fairness, my biggest shock was either that we had an actual space program or that we had sex education. Oh, parental licensing as well.
And besides, human sacrifice do wonders to the jail system.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg
There, much better...
Ya! Who is Sue!?
I think it's the latter, but I hope it's the former!
They don't like the potato emoji? I'm getting the thought police.
Finally! Now you'll see that it'll be convenient to condu...wait a minute, is that a wall?
It would not help against planes! Or space craft, for that matter!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah, for some reason I'm putting ID chips in my citizens. Man, that's a pretty bad thing to do.
...I mean, yeah sure, I'll fix it. It's just, you know, a LOT of paperwork to do, and I've been kind of busy... I'm sure people don't mind it too much, right?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
I finally fixed that "No Computers" policy!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
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