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Region: Spiritus
My name is The Studly Spud and I fully endorse this message!
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
>_>
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
Should we start barricading The Gate?
Not yet........
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Pretty deep...
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You can't stop the signal, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].
You can never stop the signal.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
But before doing that, they had to make the real native primitives "disapear", and not the easy way. Why isnt America never taking the simple path of peace ? *hit is damn big join of socialist renegate*
Superpig0
*tilts head to the right, reads RMB, proceeds to the emergency exit in an orderly fashion*
:P
Legendus, The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
PEACE IS FOR THE WEAK, THE STRONG WAR ON!
*headbutts a wall leaving a crack in both my skull and the wall*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais, The Pie Islands, The Battlegrounds
War is for brutes, sorry.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'd rather be a brute than a coward!
*headbutts floor*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
Hey parron republic ENDORSE ME I endorsed you
Done.
Carry on...
I just saw this and thank you 😂
THE NEXT PERSON TO ENDORSE ME WILL GET AN ENDORSMENT
The Salaxalans, Superpig0
Looks better, in my opinion.
The Salaxalans
More dramatic that way.
The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic
dang, i need a new album to be themed by, yall got any suggestions?
The Salaxalans
NOBODY CARES!!!!!
YOUR MOTHER DOESNT LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Superpig0
Any Smash Mouth album.
AAHHHHHHHHHH!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
sorry but im not a allstar
Legendus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
also if my mom doesnt like me, thats okay, its her own decision.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Not with that attitude.
That's a very optimistic view on your mother not loving you, good on you.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
i was gonna go full ham on his edgy ass but man, if nobody cares about me, that means nobody will hear my voice.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
While you were going to go ham, I studied the blade.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
P O T A T O
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
fun fact, theres a thai/singapore boyband called potato with one of their album called taste of potato
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
First we build the wall; and it's gonna be a Great Wall; truly magnificent! - Then we build the gate; a great big shiny and strong gate - Nobody makes gates like I do! - Then we barricade it! ...and Devil's gonna pay for it!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, The Battlegrounds
Hey! Watch that wall!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That wall just got ten feet higher.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Great!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] my friend, after all your arm-waving, crazy running around in circles, 25-pound heavy meds induced histrionics, you are just like the rest of us....
....all-in-all you're just ah,
'nuther brick in the wall.
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Battlegrounds
* swipes right *
Truly Spudly!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Deep. We've gone too deep. We must go back to the world of shenanigans away from the world of philosophy.
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Battlegrounds
I feel that itch, again.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Serves you right for going over to Culveria's little region!
Now you've gone and caught some kind of STD and that itch will need a cream, a salve, or some antibiotics!
Next time you go to Culveria's little corner of the world, wear protection!
Huzzah!
Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
My name is The Studly Spud and I fully endorse this message!
Huzzah!
Spud Saviour or Potato Enslaver?
Huzzah!
Alekseandrea
Haven't you ever taken a health class? "The only sure way to not get an std is through abstinence," but no one wants to do that because there's no fun in that. Just wear a condom and don't have sex with hookers, and not the boat kind; unless you're into that kind of stuff.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
"....and not the boat kind;"
roflmfao!
What the fuhhhhhhhhhkk?
You NUTJOB!
Now my sides hurt from laughing so much!
Huzzah!
Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Statens
Not that itch, the editing kind.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nope.
Or rather, that depends heavily on your definition of an STD. But there's a myriad of Sexual Transmittable Diseases which you can catch without having sex. Hepatitis and HIV, for example, can be transferred when you come into contact with the blood of somebody who's infected.
(I realise that may have been irony, but I wanted to point it out anyway, this is message has been brought to you by the Health Department of the New Taco Order).
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I have a very important message.
Titty sprinkles.
That is all.
Huzzah!
Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I suspect Russinada is American!
Health class, abstinence, pseudoscience...
Keep your distance!
It might be contagious!
Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Abstinence isn't just not having sex, it is not doing specific things of your choosing.
I am American, that is what they teach us. Most of American health classes are to scare children away from doing things, most of it isn't real. Things like: you will get an std if you have sex, one joint is equal to 25 cigarets, and no matter how much you drinkÂalcohol will destroy your life. The American school system is almost literally, the worst one in the world.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Statens
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Superpig0
Okay.
Of course it's the worst.
I told you that I feel the itch.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
THEY MUST LEARN! If they don't learn American health pseudoscience they won't know how much marijuana will give them face eating flesh teratoma! It doesn't matter that marijuana is actually good for you when your brain develops. They must learn these archaic forms of thinking from the days when the government started the war on drugs because of fraud data from a barely real doctor, almost the same as the one who claimed vaccinations caused autism.
Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING REVOLVE AROUND AMERICA?!
WHAT THE HELL?!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
This mailbox is mine
And this triagonal sign
That blue balloon, the month of June
They're mine mine mine mine mine
Ziggy's sweets are mine
That birdie's tweets are mine
The city street, both of your feet
They're all emphatically mine.
It all belongs to me
Everything that I see
North, South, East and West
I caress it, 'cause I possess it
I'm Stingy, and it's mine.
And this instrumental break is also mine.
The floor and ceiling are mine
All your feelings are mine
You always knew it
That's all there is to it
It's mine mine mine mine mine
That's what I said, it's mine.
Elfshire, Itrosomia
how do I mention a country in a post?
The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic
This again........
I agree with this statement.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
How did we end up getting from the topic Culveria to sex? Are those even related?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
It seems [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] has picked up a wh............*cough*..........partner.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Quote the above statement, but do not lodge it.........
Because America is simultaneously the best and the worst country in the world. Unless you count the actual "best country" which is Norway.
Culveria and sex have nothing to do with each other, they are at exact opposite sides of the spectrum.
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Call this nationalism...
But Singapore is safer than the USA...........
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
@CountriesNameHere
Itrosomia
Country's*
Nationalism is good, maybe not extreme nationalism, but nationalism is good.
Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I fully support this message too!
Huzzah!
Consigahria, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
Alright?
Nothing extreme there, yet.
I still wonder how Culveria got people to know about his region.............broth............I meant the internet.
Alekseandrea
Probably dragon magic, or multiple accounts.
Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
Oh. In Europe it's more like:
[list]
[*]This is what you have. This is what other people have.
[*]This is what it does.
[*]There are several methods, with their (own advantages and) own disadvantages in preventing pregnancy.
[*]Make sure all patricipants are OK with it before you do it.
[*]If you do it do it safe.
[/list]
Oooh, boy.
Now the unwashed masses will vent the frustrations originating from their inferiority complex in our RMB!
[nation=short]Audriany[/nation], do you realise what you have done?
Do you?
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Magic doesn't exist IRL.
Multi WA nations? That's serious!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What kind of western and civlized country do you live in?!
In my eastern motherland,it's this:
[list]
[*]Don't do it before getting married.
[*]Don't think about aborting the baby,or else it is considered as haram.
[*]Sex education corrupts little children minds,ban it all.
[*]Babushka must be in a good mood before getting it on.
[*]If you don't want a baby,just don't do it you peasant!
[/list]
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I definitely think that the cat nation was created by Culveria. How else did she just show up and immediately start talking to Culveria and roleplaying.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thank you [nation=short]The_Battlegrounds[/nation]
The Battlegrounds
YO [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] !!!
ENDORSE ME SINCE I ENDORSED YOU PLEASE
Alekseandrea
Ah, that youthful enthusiasm.
I wish I could say that I too had known a time when I hunted endorsements. Alas, it is not so since I realised their purposes and uses.
After receiving 2, they are practically pointless.
Unless you want enough of them to be kicked out of Spiritus, of course.
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU HOODLUM.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**2.971 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits swarm across your lawn**
**Your home is destroyed**
**The land it is sited on, your garden/yard, and lawn are all kicked up and turned into a muddy quagmire reminiscent of the Somme**
**Animal Farmerica builds a huge oil pipeline across your lands**
**It leaks**
The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Endorse me and I will endorse you.
Hush.
Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
I'm down with the flu...............apparently I went to Culveria's little corner of the world, and came back sneezing every 5 minutes.........................and it's CNY.
:(
Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
What is this ""endorce"" business and why is it such a desired commodity, hm?
Abstinence will not protect me from Hepatitis B. You know what does protect me from Hepatitis B? The vaccination I received courtesy of my "socialised" health care system. :D
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Abstinence didn't work?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
WA assembly stuff.
You can read all about it on the helpful help page of nationstates.
Or go bother [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]. He does stuff.
Or [nation=short]rogamark_iii[/nation]. He's busy being our president.
Or [nation=short]yuno_spirit[/nation]. Who does something, I guess.
That's exactly what I was saying in the rest of it. Most of the American health classes are based on pseudoscience and ancient fears about children being anything less than perfect little angels.
I guess abstinence from basically everything and living in a sanitized bubble will probably keep you from getting body fluid related diseases, but you will look like a raisin painted white.
Also, vaccination is very important, but many in America seem to disagree. A bunch of dumb idiots they are.
That's what you get for not wearing a sanitary suit and disenfrcting in the airlock.
It's not much of a desired commodity, I like them because I like having a list of nations on my nation page.
They basically do nothing unless you want to forcibly push Salaxalans out of office, which won't go so well.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My work on this issue is done.
Now to create some controversy relating to potatoes and cheese.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Culveria is watching us.
Closely. Too closely for my tastes.
Do the smart thing:
Put him on your ignore list.
Only you can prevent creepy telegrams!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
I didn't get any telegrams from Culveria!
Well,until now,I guess.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The only people I can tolerate when they monitor me will be my family and the government, not some foreigner.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
Since it's CNY, why not potatoes and pineapple tarts?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What's fun is that I actually added him to my dossier right now.
It's not the way you think.
Because I added you and Parrona too.
No hard feelings Parrona,right?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Nah. Not yet.
Alekseandrea
I was expecting you to scream at me for calling you Parrona instead of The Greatest of The Greatest Great Republics of Republic of PARRON Republic and Kingdom.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I have him in my dossier so I can keep an eye on him every once in a while. I don't actually have any other nations in my dossier except for my puppets and a few random nations that I thought their names were funny.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I only have my puppets in my dossier.
I only have people I consider useful at a specific extent in a special domain.
I don't know how much Gramps is useful,though.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
Not useful?
I should actually start invading that lawn again.
Thanks for reminding.
My pet cabbageworms were starting to get hungry again.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
Speaking of which, where is [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]? I haven't seen him in quite some time.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
By the way,you're in the dossier.
I probably should remove you if you ever think about eating my pages.
Go ahead, no one is stopping you.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
In fact I'll help you [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] . *gets southern slang* 'ime to get meh gun. *proceeds to spit tobacco*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Well, I wonder if grandpa would be willing to buy my new concentrated homeopathic solution.
It only contains water and all natural cyanide.
Guaranteed to relieve you from any pain, ache or inconvenient feeling.
And it also does wonders for most other "inconveniences", when applied correctly, of course.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Sons Of Culveria
The Fleets are undergoing repairs, no assistance will be given.
IRL my battery is at 2%.
The Battlegrounds
hello boys
miss me?
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