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Matrixulated wrote:= 1 bottle of vodka, comrade.

M.

1 bottle of vodka equals one night of fun, No?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The New Island Union wrote:1 bottle of vodka equals one night of fun, No?

Potato vodka=2 nights of fun

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I would call it a 'long-term operation'.

Sounds a bit less harsh.

To be less harsh is to understate the power of Hutton, which is punishable by public burning. "The great slaying of Hutton's many enemies" is the only acceptable word for it.

Praise be.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Marionetsvia Is the oldest here. I nominate it for elder!

Matrixulated

Greater Madaloria wrote:To be less harsh is to understate the power of Hutton, which is punishable by public burning. "The divine and just slaying of Hutton's many enemies in holy fire" is the only acceptable word for it.

Praise be.

This intern has been publicly burnt for their error.

Praise be.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Republic Of The Republic Ofhydra wrote:Hello

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Matrixulated

The Republic Of The Republic Ofhydra wrote:Hello

Yes, I'm doing it.

I'm joining the dozens of people that have said this.

*Is it me you're looking for?*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

We are pleased with this region.

It shall be rewarded with potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

NO!! Not again! :P

Jamocha, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:NO!! Not again! :P

Déjà vu.

They're altering the matrix.

...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Good afternoon everyone! Feel free to visit us in Portugal, I hope it gets sunnier by the time you get there! ;)

Matrixulated

The Republic Of The Republic Ofhydra wrote:Hello

Hi :D I see you are new here, I highly suggest you go on spiritus.wtf (yes, we have the coolest url's, I know :D) And register on those forums and then apply for citizenship, you will have so much more fun and can get much more involved if you do! Also, I recommend you join our fun filled irc channel :D we might even give you digital potatoes, but only if you are good :P

Matrixulated, Murican Land, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello! I joined a few days ago, but forget to stop by and say hi! :D

Matrixulated

Welcome!! :D

Matrixulated

Greater Madaloria wrote:This intern has been publicly burnt for their error.

Praise be.

The great, uh what oh right like um removal?

No don't burn me please, I beg you sir!

*fire crackles below*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tylwythia wrote:Hello! I joined a few days ago, but forget to stop by and say hi! :D

Hi, I see you are new here :D I suggest you join our forums at www.spiritus.wtf and apply for citizenship, there are so many cool things to do there :D and you should also join our irc channel :D you can telegram me if you have questions, I hope you have a good time here. Have some cake! :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hi!

Matrixulated

I cte'd a while back...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

I noticed :( if you need any help, you can PM, and you can look at my post a few posts up.

Matrixulated

Hello everyone :)

Matrixulated

Musheena wrote:Good afternoon everyone! Feel free to visit us in Portugal, I hope it gets sunnier by the time you get there! ;)

Tylwythia wrote:Hello! I joined a few days ago, but forget to stop by and say hi! :D

Capsicum Annuum Terra wrote:Hi

Blitze wrote:Hi!

Hello to all the new folks! Welcome to Spiritus!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Hello to all the new folks! Welcome to Spiritus!

M.

Just what he said.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

[nation=short]Comalcalco[/nation], you're back!!! :D

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:[nation=short]Comalcalco[/nation], you're back!!! :D

Yep!

Matrixulated

Im back guysh! ...Hic

Matrixulated

Neanderthal6 wrote:Im back guysh! ...Hic

From where, exactly?

Matrixulated

Hehehe ... Hic! Not drunk... Hic!

Matrixulated

Paradise Moon wrote:From where, exactly?

The stoner age?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Neanderthal6 wrote:Hehehe ... Hic! Not drunk... Hic!

Sir, please pull over! Sir!

*fires gun*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Paradise Moon wrote:Sir, please pull over! Sir!

*fires gun*

*Ducks* What The F...? *Takes out machete* HIYA! *SPLAT* Hehe gutsh hehehe gutsh... Hic!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rexacoricusphallivatorius wrote:Hello everyone :)

Hi :D I see you are new here, I suggest joining our forums at Spiritus.wtf and applying for citizenship, it is fun on there! if you need help, you can telegram me :)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I think I might have prioritised mining Uranium for cash over preserving my already terrible enviroment.

BUT I CAN'T HEAR ALL THE NATURE ENTHUSIASTS OVER MY BRAND NEW NUKE! AW YEA

I am a terrible person.

Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Maltena wrote:I think I might have prioritised mining Uranium for cash over preserving my already terrible enviroment.

BUT I CAN'T HEAR ALL THE NATURE ENTHUSIASTS OVER MY BRAND NEW NUKE! AW YEA

I am a terrible person.

Pretty much.

Matrixulated

Maltena wrote:I think I might have prioritised mining Uranium for cash over preserving my already terrible enviroment.

BUT I CAN'T HEAR ALL THE NATURE ENTHUSIASTS OVER MY BRAND NEW NUKE! AW YEA

I am a terrible person.

Um, who needs boring trees when you can have cash and weapons of mass destruction? #priorities #thisisclearlytwiter

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Neanderthal6 wrote:Hehehe ... Hic! Not drunk... Hic!

Back! . . . Just in time for prohibition.

There is a potato shortage.

No potato = No vodka.

Go forth and be creative!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

New to the region, not new to NS. Was bored and decided to make a new nation. Your region seems fairly active and chill and The Constitutional Monarchy of Nairdalos would like to make Spiritus its new home

Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Nairdalos wrote:New to the region, not new to NS. Was bored and decided to make a new nation. Your region seems fairly active and chill and The Constitutional Monarchy of Nairdalos would like to make Spiritus its new home

Good! Welcome!

Matrixulated, Nairdalos

Nairdalos wrote:New to the region, not new to NS. Was bored and decided to make a new nation. Your region seems fairly active and chill and The Constitutional Monarchy of Nairdalos would like to make Spiritus its new home

Welcome! I suggest you join our forums and apply for citizenship then! You will slighty to majorily regret it :P jk, it is great :D

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Back! . . . Just in time for prohibition.

There is a potato shortage.

No potato = No vodka.

Go forth and be creative!

M.

Be creative he says?!

**Breaks open the Communion "Wine"**

Drinks up people!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*Furiously grates potato*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Noooooooo the poor potato :(

Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Noooooooo the poor potato :(

We must end the mistreatment of our favourite plant!

Potato power, potato rights!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:We must end the mistreatment of our favourite plant!

Potato power, potato rights!

Potato lives matter!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

HELLO ALL I AM BACK AND I BRING MAGIC POTATO PLANTS!!!!!!!!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the HURPADURPian military unleashed its biological weapons...... POT BOMBS

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Rexacoricusphallivatorius wrote:Hey there:D

Hi!

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Back! . . . Just in time for prohibition.

There is a potato shortage.

No potato = No vodka.

Go forth and be creative!

M.

Inshtead of regular vodka, I made Potaterr Vodka! POTATERRS FOR ALL IN VODKAAAAAAA!!!!!! 🍸... Hic!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

And now the anarchy is here, or what will be one soon ;D

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Neanderthal6 wrote:Inshtead of regular vodka, I made Potaterr Vodka! POTATERRS FOR ALL IN VODKAAAAAAA!!!!!! 🍸... Hic!

Isn't all vodka potato vodka?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Good Ol Murica wrote:Isn't all vodka potato vodka?

Actually it ishn't. I brewed my own shet of vodkas over at my country. 1 potato per.

Matrixulated

Guys! Guess what! I'm joined World Assembly!!!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms

Neanderthal6 wrote:Guys! Guess what! I'm joined World Assembly!!!!!

Good job!!!!

Matrixulated

Wilcur Rodriguezlandia wrote:Good job!!!!

Thanks

Matrixulated

I used to play four years ago. Has anyone been around that long?

Matrixulated

Neanderthal6 wrote:Guys! Guess what! I'm joined World Assembly!!!!!

This guy isn't me. I have no idea who he is. (Even though we're almost identical)

Matrixulated

(I actually know him IRL)

Matrixulated

Paradise Moon wrote:(I actually know him IRL)

I'm sorry.

Matrixulated

Shunuma wrote:I used to play four years ago. Has anyone been around that long?

Not me, but there are people in this region who have been around MUCH LONGER.

Matrixulated

Blitze wrote:Not me, but there are people in this region who have been around MUCH LONGER.

There was a group called the Black Hawks. They were a group that would wage war and conquer regions. I used to be a member.

Matrixulated

The dominion of Vivi is bored. Entertain me, fellow nations in Spiritus.

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The dominion of Vivi is bored. Entertain me, fellow nations in Spiritus.

Try to say the letter "O" with your mouth shut. Will you accept this challenge?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Wish there was a "none of the above" or "hated it" option in the poll. :P

Matrixulated

Shunuma wrote:There was a group called the Black Hawks. They were a group that would wage war and conquer regions. I used to be a member.

Hey, I see you popped into our chat room, I am sorry I didn't notice you and said hi right before you left. Also the chat was inactive which is a rarity, sorry. Come back on again! Also join the forums and apply for citizenship!

Matrixulated

Blitze wrote:Hey, I see you popped into our chat room, I am sorry I didn't notice you and said hi right before you left. Also the chat was inactive which is a rarity, sorry. Come back on again! Also join the forums and apply for citizenship!

Alright.

Matrixulated

Shunuma wrote:Alright.

I don't know if you are having problems with chat or not, as you keep diconnecting and haven't responded to our messages, if you need help, you can telegram me and we can work out something

Matrixulated

Blitze wrote:I don't know if you are having problems with chat or not, as you keep diconnecting and haven't responded to our messages, if you need help, you can telegram me and we can work out something

I'm on my phone and I'm looking for where I apply for citizenship.

Matrixulated

[nation=short]South Boston Irishmen[/nation], you're on the naughty list now. >_>

Matrixulated

Shunuma wrote:I'm on my phone and I'm looking for where I apply for citizenship.

Ah. Go to spiritus.wtf (which you have done I assume :P) then register on the forums, should be top left, fill all of that out and get a confirmation email, all that jazz. The follow instructions found here http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10529231/1/#new

Matrixulated

Blitze wrote:Ah. Go to spiritus.wtf (which you have done I assume :P) then register on the forums, should be top left, fill all of that out and get a confirmation email, all that jazz. The follow instructions found here http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10529231/1/#new

Done.

Matrixulated, Blitze

Shunuma wrote:I'm sorry.

Me too.

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:[nation=short]South Boston Irishmen[/nation], you're on the naughty list now. >_>

I can call upon Lord Hutton to strike him down in Holy fire, if you like

Praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:[nation=short]South Boston Irishmen[/nation], you're on the naughty list now. >_>

I live on the naughty list. It's a lot more fun. ;)

Matrixulated

how do i leave this region?

Matrixulated

Turbyville wrote:how do i leave this region?

...

Heresy! Burn the infidel!

NO ONE LEAVES.

Especially if they neglect to read the help page.

It should explain the heretic tater-hater steps one needs to perform to leave this region.

Matrixulated, Blitze, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ryoccacyl

Coffee Kingdom was last seen 2 days ago grating a potato. Where is he now?

*ominous music*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Paradise Moon wrote:Coffee Kingdom was last seen 2 days ago grating a potato. Where is he now?

*ominous music*

He was not abducted by the Alekseandrean secret police.

The Alexanderian secret police does not exist.

They do not torture the divergent elements.

Anyone claiming differently will not dissappear.

You have nothing to fear.

I have no knowledge of his location or condition.

South Boston Irishmen, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon, Nua Hosnia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Paradise Moon wrote:Me too.

I guess you all are a pretty sorry lot.

Matrixulated

*In a bare bulb lit room, wearing nothing but underwear, sweat covering his brow...continues to furiously grate potatoes*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Boy, that's a lot of grated potatoes. :P What are they for?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Salaxalans wrote:Boy, that's a lot of grated potatoes. :P What are they for?

The Irish faction, of course.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:He was not abducted by the Alekseandrean secret police.

The Alexanderian secret police does not exist.

They do not torture the divergent elements.

Anyone claiming differently will not dissappear.

You have nothing to fear.

I have no knowledge of his location or condition.

Coffee Kingdom wrote:*In a bare bulb lit room, wearing nothing but underwear, sweat covering his brow...continues to furiously grate potatoes*

So Aleksandrea's nonexistent police force is not making Coffee Kingdom grate potatoes.

The Salaxalans wrote:Boy, that's a lot of grated potatoes. :P What are they for?

They are not for Aleksandrea's nonexistent police force.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Soviet Militants wrote:I guess you all are a pretty sorry lot.

*wipes single tear from face*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I'm new and I don't get this Lord Hutton thing. Can someone explain?

Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms

Never mind, wrong account, I'm not new. But the question stands anyway. Sorry about the double post.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Murican Land wrote:I'm new and I don't get this Lord Hutton thing. Can someone explain?

Madaloria praises him. Also, welcome to Spiritus.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Highest drug use in Spiritus and 18 weapons a person. That'll end well.

Matrixulated, Neanderthal6, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Guys, has anyone seen Matrixulated, JZJ, or Rogue Lumberjacks? Anyone?

Alekseandrea wrote:He was not abducted by the Alekseandrean secret police.

The Alexanderian secret police does not exist.

They do not torture the divergent elements.

Anyone claiming differently will not dissappear.

You have nothing to fear.

I have no knowledge of his location or condition.

Guys?

*disappears*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Paradise Moon wrote:Madaloria praises him. Also, welcome to Spiritus.

MADALORIA SHALL FALL AND SO SHALL THESE HARATIC WORDS

This is Greater Madaloria, ruled by Hutton Il, voice of the almighty Lord Hutton.

Murican Land wrote:I'm new and I don't get this Lord Hutton thing. Can someone explain?

All Praise be to Lord Hutton, for he can speak to dolphins, and doth not defecate. Those who follow him here in spiritus, the land he has blessed with his influence, glory shall come. All those who oppose him shall be struck down in holy fire.

Praise be.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon

Paradise Moon wrote:Guys, has anyone seen Matrixulated, JZJ, or Rogue Lumberjacks? Anyone? Guys?

*disappears*

Eh?

I was grating . . . wassup?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Nua Hosnia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Paradise Moon wrote:So Aleksandrea's nonexistent police force is not making Coffee Kingdom grate potatoes.

If Alekseandrea was a fan of ironic punishments, which they, of course, aren't. We would hypothetically make him grate potatoes untill the heat-death of the universe occurs.

But we aren't.

Paradise Moon wrote:They are not for Aleksandrea's nonexistent police force.

What police force?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Eh?

I was grating . . . wassup?

M.

Remember room 101.

Two plus two equals?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Remember room 101.

Two plus two equals?

7

Matrixulated, Blitze

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