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Potatogion wrote:What if they're on fire…and explosive…and poisoned…and filled with razor blades…

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Well OK....

If OGG says he's "down with the zombies," then I'm down with them too!

I guess Zombies are cool now?

But....not as cool as an army of Ninja-Spuds!

It's a good start. Now we just need potato chainsaws, potato launchers, potato armor, and if worst comes to worst—potato nukes.

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:It's a good start. Now we just need potato chainsaws, potato launchers, potato armor, and if worst comes to worst—potato nukes.

for what? *standing in front of a pile of all the inanimate (killed again) zombies that the zombie dragons killed* theyre gone, the zombie dragons are under my control, raised at my command and they do my bidding, all the zombies are gone, finished, nothing more

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion

YOU KILLED THEM! HOW DARE YOU! THEY HAD RIGHTS TOO, THEY WERE PEOPLE[ish]!

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

WERE people.... Not anymore.

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:YOU KILLED THEM! HOW DARE YOU! THEY HAD RIGHTS TOO, THEY WERE PEOPLE[ish]!

would you like to see one up close? *raises a zombie and it starts walking to potatogion and it says (more like grumbles out)* "destroy allllllll potatooooooes"

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion

theyve all been repeating that

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion

Does anyone knows if this Halloween will have the same event?? And how the Region is planing to play it if it is the same? Maximize the zombies or the cure?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:would you like to see one up close? *raises a zombie and it starts walking to potatogion and it says (more like grumbles out)* "destroy allllllll potatooooooes"

Never mind then. Murder time. Oh, and also… HERESY!

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Never mind then. Murder time. Oh, and also… HERESY!

thought so

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

Hitsu wrote:Does anyone knows if this Halloween will have the same event?? And how the Region is planing to play it if it is the same? Maximize the zombies or the cure?

It looks like the plan is to cure.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=707453

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hitsu, Grumpy Grandma

What in the world happened here?

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:Never mind then. Murder time. Oh, and also… HERESY!

We must defend the sacred potata.

Mobilise the chips (army), fries (navy) and crisps (airforce)! The POTATA alliance shall purge all threats to the wonderful legacy of the POTATA.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:We must defend the sacred potata.

Mobilise the chips (army), fries (navy) and crisps (airforce)! The POTATA alliance shall purge all threats to the wonderful legacy of the POTATA.

*Attempts to steal one of [nation=short]Aotan[/nation]'s POTATA*

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:We must defend the sacred potata.

Mobilise the chips (army), fries (navy) and crisps (airforce)! The POTATA alliance shall purge all threats to the wonderful legacy of the POTATA.

YES! ALL THE POTATO POWER!

Cyrtes wrote:*Attempts to steal one of [nation=short]Aotan[/nation]'s POTATA*

HERESY!

Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:YES! ALL THE POTATO POWER!HERESY!

What? That's not heresy at all. I just... wanted to plant Potata in my back garden, so that eventually the whole world will know what a potata is, and worship them?

Together with the ordinary potatoes? Right?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

ALL SHALL KNOW OF THE GREAT POTATO! IN THE NAME OF POTATO JESUS CHRIST!

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

*watches* all the zombies are dead, remember that

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

HERESY!

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Well OK....

If OGG says he's "down with the zombies," then I'm down with them too!

I guess Zombies are cool now?

But....not as cool as an army of Ninja-Spuds!

NO, NO, DOWN AS IN LET'S FOOKEN MURDER THEM ALL, THOSE GODDAMN ILLEGAL ALIENS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO, NO, DOWN AS IN LET'S FOOKEN MURDER THEM ALL, THOSE GODDAMN ILLEGAL ALIENS.

But they all have citizenship. Zombies can't really move countries that well.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:ALL SHALL KNOW OF THE GREAT POTATO! IN THE NAME OF POTATO JESUS CHRIST!

You called?

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:But they all have citizenship. Zombies can't really move countries that well.

ILLEGAL

ALIENS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation

LOL.

Today's reflection if assassination is an act to kill someone, would zombie assassination still be a thing? Are zombies someone or something? Think about it before YOU MURDER ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN THIS HALLOWEEN.

Ps. Just endorsed all of the WA members of the region cause bored af.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Well now OGG, let's not murder them all, let's just cure missile them to death... er... life...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

And yes our goal is to cure EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE! :D No embracing the horde or killing zombies. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO, NO, DOWN AS IN LET'S FOOKEN MURDER THEM ALL, THOSE GODDAMN ILLEGAL ALIENS.

The Salaxalans wrote:Well now OGG, let's not murder them all, let's just cure missile them to death... er... life...

I can see it now . . .

Zombies on OGG's lawn . . .

OGG like *BOOM* HEADSHOT!

CLOGG like "Here, have a cookie . . ."

*BOOM* Exploding cookie!

OGG & CLOGG high-five and shout together, "GET OFF OUR LAWN!"

Like a boss.

Bosses.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:And yes our goal is to cure EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE! :D No embracing the horde or killing zombies. :P

Why not both. We could cure them, and then kill them. Legally they are still dead, so we can get away with it. Instead of kill all zombies, KILL ALL HUMANS THAT USED TO BE ZOMBIES!

Matrixulated, Hitsu, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Potatogion wrote:Why not both. We could cure them, and then kill them. Legally they are still dead, so we can get away with it. Instead of kill all zombies, KILL ALL HUMANS THAT USED TO BE ZOMBIES!

But why? This plan seems a bit macabre. I'd tweak it just a bit, by stopping just after the "We could cure them" part.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

That's no fun. We need a little bit more excitement in spiritus. All we have are the occasional potato war, and maybe Culveria destroying the odd planet here and there. We need something more, something big, something dangerous! Maybe not the whole genocide thing, it's a little overplayed ever since…you know.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

How would you feel about a game of nuclear Russian roulette [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Or nuclear hot potato. You're choice. Loser ceases to exist. Winner gets bragging rights.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo, Cyrtes

If anyone else wants to play, well, the more the merrier?

The Great Potato Empire

Oh my yes. Let us play nuclear Russian roulette, less work, less cheating, and more danger.

Matrixulated

*Passes Out The Exploding Cats*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Ooh! I love that game. I also love oatmeal…that could be unrelated, I'll let you guys decide.

Now that you are at Isle of Man head to the Peel Castle, on the west side of the island. Then go to the tower that is in the courtyard using these coordinates 54°13'34.3"N 4°41'55.5"W and wait till tomorrow that way we can wait until everyone gets there. I will meet you there, and we will talk about what we will do when we all get there.

p.s. this is only step 2 of 3, the next telegram will come on October 19, 2016.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

How long have you been waiting to do this game? It seems like you have put a lot of thought and a lot of time into this. Just please tell me that you actually live on the Isle of Man and have put hundreds of thousands of pounds into a game for some people over the internet.

Potatogion wrote:Oh my yes. Let us play nuclear Russian roulette, less work, less cheating, and more danger.

Okay, here is how we'll do it. Your letter is P and mine is E. If the headline on the top of the front page of the NY Times starts with an E, I lose, a P and you lose. Sound fair?

Sounds fun. One question, what headline is it?

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Okay so that's the round tower in Peel Castle, [nation=short]How do you do fellow kids[/nation]? Can't seem to find a name for it... But it's the only round one. :P

*camps out in the tower*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:Sounds fun. One question, what headline is it?

The biggest one under the masthead. In print of course.

Unless you can suggest an alternative random generator.

But of course not. This game sounds fun.

The Salaxalans

Hello my friend! Mr Money calling! :D

I am having some trouble selling my finest of potatoes to the NationStates community. Nobody has bought from me for the last 6 months! :(

That means there is currently no flow of money into Spiritus like I promised. Sorry guys!

Also, the Zombies will infect my crop no doubt, so double drat! :(

Anyway, how is everyone? :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:And yes our goal is to cure EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE! :D No embracing the horde or killing zombies. :P

we killed them all already

Empire Democratique Francais

Potatogion wrote:That's no fun. We need a little bit more excitement in spiritus. All we have are the occasional potato war, and maybe Culveria destroying the odd planet here and there. We need something more, something big, something dangerous! Maybe not the whole genocide thing, it's a little overplayed ever since…you know.

oy i havent destroyed any planets in a while... *hides rubble of pluto*

Holy halloumi!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Esperossa wrote:The biggest one under the masthead. In print of course.

Few Answering Call by Trump To Watch Polls

We both survived to play another day [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Care to play again?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo

Culveria wrote:oy i havent destroyed any planets in a while... *hides rubble of pluto*

Pluto isn't a planet. Especially now.

Esperossa wrote:Few Answering Call by Trump To Watch Polls

We both survived to play another day [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Care to play again?

But of course.

Potatogion wrote:Pluto isn't a planet. Especially now. But of course.

Okay. How about this. Take your choice, BBC, The Daily mail, CNN or Reuters. I'll choose one that you don't. If the top story on reddit.com/r/worldnews at this time tomorrow is from the news outlet that either of us has chose, our nuclear bomb has gone off and destroyed our country and we have to allow it to CTE.

I'll do BBC. I feel lucky with that.

Post self-deleted by Audriany.

like this comment or die in 10 seconds

if you liked this comment you will get a new car

Matrixulated

I'll take CNN. Still two up for grabs. Any takers?

Audriany wrote:like this comment or die in 10 seconds

if you liked this comment you will get a new car

You have no authority over me :P

Djo

Audriany wrote:like this comment or die in 10 seconds

if you liked this comment you will get a new car

HERESY!

Matrixulated

Not many cars being given away today

Matrixulated

Well [nation=short]-Mr Money-[/nation] we'll always buy any leftover potatoes. Can't get enough here. :P Of course that means we'd be paying ourselves the profit, but... POTATO!!!! Hopefully the zombies don't infect your potatoes, zombie potatoes would be scary.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Greetings again, Proud Nations of Spiritus! HorseForceNation has REVIVED!

Hail Horses! Hail Horses!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Well [nation=short]-Mr Money-[/nation] we'll always buy any leftover potatoes. Can't get enough here. :P Of course that means we'd be paying ourselves the profit, but... POTATO!!!! Hopefully the zombies don't infect your potatoes, zombie potatoes would be scary.

I know, I am kind of wondering whether to use my stockpile as bait, to lure them into my Zombie obliteration path. :P

When this scary s**t is all over, I'll hand over 1,000,000 potatoes free of charge to the great people of Spiritus. How 'bout that? :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

YES THAT WOULD BE GOOD! More potatoes for everyone!! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:YES THAT WOULD BE GOOD! More potatoes for everyone!! :P

-Mr Money- wrote:I know, I am kind of wondering whether to use my stockpile as bait, to lure them into my Zombie obliteration path. :P

When this scary s**t is all over, I'll hand over 1,000,000 potatoes free of charge to the great people of Spiritus. How 'bout that? :)

ALL THE ZOMBIES ARE DEAD!!!!!

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

HERESY! ZOMBIES ARE ALWAYS DEAD! THEY CAN NEVER TRULY DIE! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!

Potatogion wrote:HERESY! ZOMBIES ARE ALWAYS DEAD! THEY CAN NEVER TRULY DIE! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!

INANIMATE THEN!!!!!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:I can see it now . . .

Zombies on OGG's lawn . . .

OGG like *BOOM* HEADSHOT!

CLOGG like "Here, have a cookie . . ."

*BOOM* Exploding cookie!

OGG & CLOGG high-five and shout together, "GET OFF OUR LAWN!"

Like a boss.

Bosses.

M.

(so meme-o-riffic you should be ashamed but....)

*BOOM* HEADSHOT !!!

*BOOM* Exploding cookie !!!

Rahhhhhh!! - Zombies - PWNED!

Go Grampses!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:INANIMATE THEN!!!!!

THANK YOU!

Matrixulated

Can you do that?

Esperossa wrote:Can you do that?

DO WHAT???

Culveria wrote:DO WHAT???

Inanimate

Esperossa wrote:Inanimate

yes its quite simple, shoot them in the head or destroy their entire body

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:yes its quite simple, shoot them in the head or destroy their entire body

Using capital letters at the beginning of a sentence and using a period at the end of a sentence is also easy.

Yet some people still fail to use them.

The fact that a task is easy doesn't mean people will actually succeed in said task.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Alekseandrea wrote:Using capital letters at the beginning of a sentence and using a period at the end of a sentence is also easy.

Yet some people still fail to use them.

The fact that a task is easy doesn't mean people will actually succeed in said task.

By all means, I agree with you. The world needs to rediscover the profound art of spelling and punctuation.

The fact that a task is easy often means that people get too lazy to do it. "It's so easy that I can easily leave it for later..."

Eventually, they never do it at all.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Alekseandrea wrote:Using capital letters at the beginning of a sentence and using a period at the end of a sentence is also easy.

Yet some people still fail to use them.

The fact that a task is easy doesn't mean people will actually succeed in said task.

you have a point, thats why i already did it for you guys

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Whats going on with the council resolution vote? Why is everyone against it, did I miss something here?

Matrixulated

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Whats going on with the council resolution vote? Why is everyone against it, did I miss something here?

???

Matrixulated

It's not very well written and the list of regions that were "destroyed" weren't actually destroyed. Basically it reads like something that someone from the region wrote to gain notoriety. :P More like an ad campaign than an actual condemnation.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais

The Security Council resolution, [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation].

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Esperossa wrote:Can you do that?

Culveria wrote:DO WHAT???

Esperossa wrote:Inanimate

Culveria wrote:yes its quite simple, shoot them in the head or destroy their entire body

* Pay attention potato-lovers! *

The Grumpy Grandpa *BOOM* HEADSHOT!

Grumpy Grandma *BOOM* Exploding cookie!

Zombies = PWNED

M.

The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Guess whos back, back again, Huge Cheese Industry Empire is back, tell a friend.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Maltena wrote:Guess whos back, back again, Huge Cheese Industry Empire is back, tell a friend.

With a brand new case of potato-molestation accusation?

Aah aah aah aah aah!

Welcome back, Malty!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Hello now we are all here let us discuss the reason why I have you all here today on October 19, 2016. I don't know what you all think this is about and well to be honest it might sound a little bit fake but I live on the Isle of Man in the small town of Kirk Michael, about 10 km kind of northeast of Peel Castle. So today is the day we know what is going on why I even bothered to do this for something so simple, on October 22, 2016 two days from now is going to be my birthday and I just wanted to do something special on my birthday and lead people on a fake little journey which i'll admit is pretty short and stupid but it was pretty cool, I think. But yea 2 days from now is my birthday and sorry for this climax to a short and story. So yea peace.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo

Oh happy birthday in 2 days friend :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

How Do You Do Fellow Kids wrote:Hello now we are all here let us discuss the reason why I have you all here today on October 19, 2016. I don't know what you all think this is about and well to be honest it might sound a little bit fake but I live on the Isle of Man in the small town of Kirk Michael, about 10 km kind of northeast of Peel Castle. So today is the day we know what is going on why I even bothered to do this for something so simple, on October 22, 2016 two days from now is going to be my birthday and I just wanted to do something special on my birthday and lead people on a fake little journey which i'll admit is pretty short and stupid but it was pretty cool, I think. But yea 2 days from now is my birthday and sorry for this climax to a short and story. So yea peace.

It was honestly actually really cool little game. It was short, but pretty well done. So kudos to you fine sir.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo

Happy two days away birthday, [nation=short]How do you do fellow kids[/nation]! That was a fun little journey. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Here's a shiny otato for my friend [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation]. :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Spiritus Kringalia wrote:Here's a shiny otato for my friend [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation]. :)

I say good sir, what exactly is a "otato"?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Will Of D wrote:I say good sir, what exactly is a "otato"?

An otato is the evolved form of a potato. Much shinier and tastier. :D

Matrixulated

No no. Potato is best. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona

The Salaxalans wrote:No no. Potato is best. :P

You can't beat the classics.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona

Spiritus Kringalia wrote:An otato is the evolved form of a potato. Much shinier and tastier. :D

I'll say it first....HERESY!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Spiritus Kringalia wrote:An otato is the evolved form of a potato. Much shinier and tastier. :D

Blasphemy!.....wait, my nation and I prefer secularism....anyway potato is the best. I don't eat otato.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

The Salaxalans wrote:It's not very well written and the list of regions that were "destroyed" weren't actually destroyed. Basically it reads like something that someone from the region wrote to gain notoriety. :P More like an ad campaign than an actual condemnation.

Ok, thanks. Now I see ;)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:No no. Potato is best. :P

POTATA[/b[!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I meant

Aotan wrote:POTATA!!!

Wow I can't type :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'll say it first....HERESY!!!

NOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU! HERESY!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Spiritus Kringalia wrote:An otato is the evolved form of a potato. Much shinier and tastier. :D

THERE CAN NEVER BE ANYTHING BETTER THAN A POTATO! I HAVEN'T DEVOTED ALL MY LIFE FOR THE POTATO FOR ONE LETTER TO BE REMOVED AND SOME…HERETIC CALLING IT BETTER! HERESY!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Everybody the lamas are attacking

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Raptor Jesuz wrote:Everybody the lamas are attacking

than eat them, your raptor jesus arent you?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Angry Grandpas, Grumpy Grandma

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