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Region: Spiritus
For those interested in having me make them a flag, see my factbook here: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=etiangard/detail=factbook/id=641754
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phreedumb
Kung Fury
IS
SO
AWESOME
IT'S
AWESOMENESS
CAN'T
BE
DESCRIBED
WITH
LOWER CASE
LETTERS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, Phreedumb
Before I joined, this region had 666 nations.
D:
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Thanks for destroying the satanic jokes and utter nonsense! Welcome!
Actaartemregulus, Matrixulated, Blitze
Err guys, I just peed, sharted, & shat myself, and now I can't stop my head turning in circles like an owl.
Is there an Exorcist in the house?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Heh. Hello neighbor!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Perhaps you could simply take your medication.
And go to the toilet when you need to.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Way too many people here who haven't seen Kung Fury... :P
Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Using both the term "sharted" and "shat" in the same sentence while listing your unfortunate circumstances indicates you don't fully know the meaning of atleast one of those terms! OK, you "peed" yourself (urinated, soiling your clothing with said), and "sharted"; which means to fart and then follow through with sh¡t being forcibly expelled with the pressurised fart gas, soiling your underwear - Thus meaning you farted and shat yourself - So the addition of saying you "shat" yourself is superfluous, unless you wish to indicate you shat yourself twice?! - As for the spinning head, perhaps I could sort it out, you just have to let me have a close look at your BRAAIIINNNNZZZZZ!!!
Also: What no levitating, climbing the walls, playing on the ceiling, or projectile vomiting of green bilious liquid?! ...and you call yourself possessed?! Ha!
Matrixulated, Pantha, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Etiangard
Penguin is watching you...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"What are you going to do?"
Matrixulated
GUYS LOOK AT THE FLAG YAAAAAAAAAAY
Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Greetings all... I made a DeviantArt for some better resolution flag designs of mine. Tell me what you think?
http://polandpeace.deviantart.com/
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Oh Sweet Jezus (me)! - Thank you Lord (me again)!!
Matrixulated, Blitze, Etiangard
Thank god.
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I like the anchor and the fleur de lis.
Matrixulated, Etiangard
Could it be Satan?!
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Thanks. If you want me to make a flag I could do so :D
Matrixulated
What was with the old one anyway?
Matrixulated
I'm pretty content with my flag.
Matrixulated
About fooking time and thank the Good Lard JayZeeJay!
Oh sh*t . . . I sharted again, sorry!
Clean up in aisle three.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Can someone help me make a medieval roleplay.... thank you.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hey Spiritus! I'm [nation=short]Paffnia[/nation], your new emissary from the 10000 Islands! Looking forward to meeting you! You can learn more about XKI and our emissary in this dispatch and can read my full intro here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11661765/1
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze
No activity on the Spiritus RMB for more than 24 hours - No words, no sounds, no movement, not even the passing of zephyr of wind?!
...and all the while, behind the scenes, one of my biggest Feasts of Nations EVER! - See here:-
☣Regional Happenings☣
2 hours ago: The corrupted souls ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: La charca ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Civildiscordia ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Matra masica ceased to exist.
14 hours ago: The chilean empire ceased to exist.
14 hours ago: Experimentation 626 ceased to exist.
14 hours ago: Suicidalmemester ceased to exist.
14 hours ago: United states of persia ceased to exist.
🌫🌩☇AHAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!☈⛈ 🌪 🌬 😂😂😂😂
**BY MY COMMAND! TUMBLEWEED BLOWS ACROSS THE RMB AND A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS SWARMS IN EVERYONE'S FACES**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Etiangard
Seriously, though. Why is everyone so inactive? Not just the RMB, the Spiritus website too. It's bad for reputation.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I am not quite sure what you are talking about......honestly, maybe the RMB today hasn't been quite as active today as usual, but it is still more active than most, and on a normal day, it is right up there with everyone else. I am not really sure where you are getting the website is inactive, it has been plenty active today as another other day, perhaps you just aren't looking? I am not quite sure honestly. If you want to be talking a lot more, like every minute, then join our irc chat, you can more frequently there since it is instant message based basically.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I'd say we're pretty active Entiangard, let's not be spreading this falsehood D:
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
I think I just dropped my Industry: Insurance rating by 100%.
WELL THEN..
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
:(
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Aletenii.
Hello. *Ties a volunteer to an oak tree* How is everyone? *Disembowels volunteer with a dagger* Hopefully the omens are good this season!
*Examines entrails for omens* Huh, that looks promising...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Etiangard
That's a bit extreme!
Did you try reading tea leaves first, before entrails?
Next time, try tying a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree and save your volunteer.
*bellows* JayZeeJay! Clean-up in aisle tree!
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Hanuman Islands.
Our campaign to reduce the Hanuman Islands' income tax was a success. It decreased from 82.1% in March 22 to only 14.38% in June 4. We aim to take it further down to only 12%.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Wow, that's a big change!
Matrixulated, Blitze
Penguin is watching you!
Matrixulated
Well, it's been fun being here (sorta), but it's time I found new horizons. See you guys later.
Matrixulated
Awwww. :( Good luck wherever you go!
Matrixulated
Is this where the dank memes are?
Matrixulated
Be glad you do not inhabit (or have puppet in) some of the GCR's or The Communist Bloc - You can disappear for a few hours and come back to a few hundred posts across several pages...
Not saying that I do! 🤐😒**Looks nervously about, shifts in his seat, and whistles nonchalantly**👀🕵
Matrixulated
**The low rumble of the shift in direction of a distant horde; numbering in the hundreds of millions, resounds across the RMB - Birds are seeing fleeing overhead in vast panicked migratory flocks - The animals in your farming enclosures are unnerved, braying and bleating, and testing the strength of their enclosing boundaries, while the stench of their fear piles up and runs through the gulleys and into the surrounding countryside roads - A strange "cloud" appears over the horizon and castes a shadow across the land of [nation=short]The Aletenii[/nation]...**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Aaah. A battle! **Sounds the call to arms via the carnyces** HAIL ANDRASTE!!! **The warriors assemble amidst war cries and the howling of the Carnyces**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
**The warriors are ready banging their shields, they are working themselves into a frenzy, Their wode paint is ready, their weapons are ready.**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand
OK, first, I got $50 on the holy-undead-jedi-horde . . .
and second, as I foresee this war getting out of hand . . . in before the lock!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
*gets popcorn*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
So you bring wode-painted "warriors" shouting war cries, banging shields, and sounding carnyces to a "fight"?!
...A "fight" involving; an omnipotent, omniscient, omnicognisant Deity; his semi-transcended, hyper-intelligent, ethereal and otherworldly, demigod of a Son and indestructible representative on Earth, who is imbued with Holy Spirit, and magical Jedi-Zombi powers; including the ability to; transcend time, space, & entropy; to enter the minds of mere mortals, and control them like personal puppet playthings; bringing an arsenal to the fore that includes everything from uncontrollable Famine, War, Pestilence, & Death via an infinite variety of vectors, from ALL NATURAL weaponized plagues of ALL manna of beasts of the air sea, and earth; from prions, viruses, bacteria, and parasitic pests; all that creepeth, crawleth, and flies over the surface of the Earth, to all manner of advanced technology and weaponry the product of advanced and esoteric knowledge BILLIONS of years in the making; weaponry so advanced as to remain unnoticed, unseen, and unintelligible to the uninitiated, unenlightened, and unconverted infidel...
...You bring wode-painted "warriors" shouting war cries, banging shields, and sounding carnyces to this?!
You have already lost! - While you loudly and "bravely" went around raising a rabble of "warriors" like some primitive display of aggression from a bunch of apes confronted by an impressive obelisk and a stick of burning wood, that "cloud" on the horizon has disappeared, while the ominous sense of approaching, impending, oppressive doom, despair, and destruction continues to sweep across your land; your lines of communication break down; stories too hellish to believe come on a wave of your best, brightest, and strongest that have turned refugee from the borderlands of your country - They all seem tortured and tormented both physically and mentally, some appear afflicted with strange illnesses, and compelled to act in ways you cannot comprehend until it us too late! - Your "warriors" are falling foul of a terrible series of plagues that beset your lands from all sides and is taking no prisoners, but seems adept at converting all that fight against it, either into fatalities or traitorous converts to the invading "Force of Nature"...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...
I miss the days abominations were squid-like and lacked vowels.
In a lighter note, how do the heavens feel about their violated copyrights?
They can't be happy.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
<3
My money's on the woad-painted warriors.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I believe I can claim Fair Use of material in the Public Domain...
However, more importantly there are no copyrights/patents to be violated, because those would have to be registered and recognised by a proper higher authority and there is no proper higher authority with which to register the creative artist's claim of authorship in an unbiased manner.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
You say that God lacks the authority to copyright his own creation?
The heavenly bureaucracy will enjoy crushing your flawed argument.
It's not like they have anything better to do.
Fun fact:
The hellish bureaucracy, on the other hand, is always busy and recruiting.
Especially their department of immigration is a bloated monstrosity.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Aletenii.
Post self-deleted by The Aletenii.
When I removed children from my army, my defense forces went to 0.
*laughes nervously*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand, The Grammar Force
Debating on making a puppet
Matrixulated
hello region i'm making a fact book but I need help making a table
Matrixulated
Hmmm... Unfortunately I don't know how those work. :P Anyone else used tables in their factbooks?
Matrixulated
Maybe the faq or forums would have an answer?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
A reckoning is not to be postponed indefinitely.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Yay Snow ftw!
Matrixulated
how do you guys like my factbook so far? http://www.nationstates.net/nation=ustrus/detail=factbook/id=644515
Matrixulated
Please see my fact book, you won't believe your eyes :P
Matrixulated
seriously? this region is dead
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
While I won't argue for or against your opinion, I do encourage you to actually exist in this place for at least a full 24 or, dare I say it, a full 48 hours before you leap to an extreme and rude judgement. I also encourage you to examine all this region has to offer in the chat room and on the forums as well. Every region and in fact all of NationStates goes on a cycle of activity and inactivity, just happening to pop in at a time of relative inactivity for this Regional Message Board means nothing about the message board or a Region as a whole.
Anyway, I took a quick look at your Facebook and while I'm not a good judge because I haven't seen many, it's certainly much better than I could do.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I wasn't trying to be rude. I just was lonely :c
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well, there's always the chatroom. Right now there's a few of us hanging around, myself included. Monday evenings don't tend to be the most active of times but even still.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Okay. But I did still wait 3 hours without reply. And what is the chatroom?
Matrixulated
It happens every once in a while. We can't all be here all the time.
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/
The link is at the top of the page in the World Factbook Entry,
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Would anyone like to join my RP? It's easy to do and there's only one thread for everything. Please join ^_^
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=380412&p=28971246#p28971246
Matrixulated
My factbook contains a single sentence.
Your's, on the other hand is a fairly sized, detailed, and altogether better document about your nation.
(I think this post is longer than my factbook)
Matrixulated
That's fine. whatever works, man. If you look at French polynesia's wikipedia page you can see the resemblance :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Thanks for all the likes, Matrixulated ;3
Matrixulated
Certainly not!
That's just those bloody zombies and their ilk. A waste of dead flesh if you ask me.
Your fact-book looks good, and long too mate.
Pray it doesn't attract a celebrity endorsement like, "I'd like to think Ustrus would be a Belieber."
Or something similar.
Good look to ya, welcome to Spiritus, and keep it coming!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus
Omg just got replied to by Transnapistain the game moderator woooh!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
So I allowed people to wear short shorts, and somehow it negatively effects the Cheese Industry?
WHAT?
Matrixulated, Istanialand, Ustrus
I like logic.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
O_O Short-shorts . . . Cheese Industry ???
Errr . . . I'm fighting a violent need to vomit . . . but what kind of cheese and *huhhrp* where were you cultivating/collecting it from?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
WooT !!
Gratz!
Potato-Pride, man!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus
dank memes dats bois.
Matrixulated
Idk, I allowed people to wear what they wanted.
Therefore fishing and cheese export got a small minus.
Nudity went up by 12%, so in my opinion it was clearly an effective issue and I made the right decision.
Dont worry, I got my cheese back up, because I buily dams.
Wait, how does that make sense?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ahh . . . errr . . . nope, I've got nothing.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Weak-minded fool!
The people got to play dress up all day.
There was no time to go fishing or milk cows and make cheese.
With no cheese to sell, the cheese exporters union declared a national "Day at the Beach" for all employees.
Everyone got naked at the beach.
Everyone at the naked beach party got drunk and high.
They were all late for work the next morning.
The farmers sent their fresh cheese to the cheese exporters as scheduled in the morning.
Fortunately, there was a lone export supervisor at the depot to receive the cheese shipments.
The back up of cheese deliveries scheduled for export were tagged and bagged by Supervisor Ibuily Dams.
See, that makes perfect sense.
Now, go get some of that Ensure drink and party hard!
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Some interesting developments in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus over the past 3 days!
💒_______☮_______❤_______☯_______⚰🕊
[spoiler=Church Bulletin]Seconds ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, it's always rabbit season.
1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, every workday begins with group therapy.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to UnOrthodox Christianity.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, workers have seized control of the economy.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well at least I have the comfort of knowing this isnt my nation.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I just realized that I'm sixth for recreational drug use... In the world!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand
Do I have to tell the story of the 15 foot tall Mars bar in Doc Martin boots again . . . ??
Just say no!
M.
Alekseandrea
Yes...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'll catch up to you later :P
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
You cocky little tater-tot!
Ensure?
How about I FB your Mum later and ensure she gives you a clip around the ear from me?
The bit in the middle of that yarn was creative though.
Points.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
O_O
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
S'OK Ustrus, Studly is my nephew. I got him started on NS when he came over to the States recently.
Feel free to flame him though.
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus
Looks like your church roof is about to come crashing down on the heads of your devout, (and yet riotous!) undead congregation.
Wooh!
I'm sure there's a Yoda quote I should be ending this with . . . nah, f*ck it!
Let chaos reign.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You're 7th now, [nation=short]Paradise Moon[/nation]! :P That's really cool though!!! I wish I was that high in a stat. >_>
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Right now the people in your nation are the 7th most weed smoking people.
Matrixulated
OK . . . You asked for it, so here we go.
Now pay attention please, peanut gallery, pound seats, balcony . . . ready?
This is a cautionary tale from RMB page 1021 . . .
So there you have it.
The Spiritus Regional Rankings have Paradise Moon as number 1. (516)
Duuuuuuuude!
Darkness and Terror has fallen down to the number 7 ranking. (506.4)
The shame. It's shocking! The youth of today and their addictions . . .
Well, I'm off to put my feet up and watch the TV, drink a beer or two, and smoke a cigarette.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Ustrus
Apparently, spending heaps of money on luxury public toilets improves the economy...
Matrixulated, Blitze
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