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Region: Spiritus
you try facing them *summons several sentient chairs some with legs and some with wheels and they start approaching Alekseandrea*
I thought we were talking about chairs, if it doesn't have flexible legs, it can't move, if it has wheels, it can't move itself.
Your point is nothing but blasphemy!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*puts tables on sides around alekseandrea and parron so the chairs will only attack them*
theyre sentient! the wood is magic, the wheels are too
Humans are the only sentient species on earth, and they are animate objects.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Magic is dead since the 30th cycle!
You and your shenanigans are not tolerable.
Matrixulated
youre not tolerable. magic must never die
No it isn't.
I used the "not being able to move voluntary definition".
Sentient, they might be, but a (properly designed) chair is completly incapable of voluntary movement, is it not?
Unless they aren't.
But talking about that would be offensive.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
these arent properly designed, they were made by warlocks
We are talking about chairs that were born animated.
Matrixulated
yes. that i mean
Sporaltryus
who wants some burnt pizza?
and wheres the xenobloods i miss those little guys
Klick krr
(I was raiding a furniture store to check for evil chairs. And eat said chairs.)
KREEEEEE!!!
well thats honorable of you
I am surprised nobody voted trump.
Also PLATYPUSES ARE BODACIOUS!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
watch out for male ones theyre back feet have poison claws
Ya I know but the poison can't even kill a human.
Lookadis
http://www.memecenter.com/search/straight%20platypus
Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Trumps aren't evil, just stupidly misguided...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
And orange.
Orange is the new black.
Everything black is evil, right?
Black Magic, Black Riders, Black Eyed Peas . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Such racism!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Those aren't really black.
They're more a chocolate colour, with varying amounts of feeling oppressed.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
. . . The Annoying Serial Spam-Monkeys of Culveriblak.
Maniacally Institutionalized in The Parron Republack.
The Enormous Hairy Lazy Useless Lumps of Lard of Walrussiblak.
The Infestation of Xeno-Taint by a Black-Blood Hive.
The Cynically Judgemental Mental Muppets of Matrixiblacked.
The Right and Proper Sacrificial Alter of the Sith-Nun Blackus.
The Blacklist of Faaaaake Alekseandrea.
Salaxablax . . . and the list goes on.
In Trumps bizzarro-alt-universe anything is possible.
"Woah!" said Neo.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
Ohhh, thank-you luvvy!
Us artistes do soooo appreciate plaudits for our craft.
I hope you like my interpretation of 'Bigotry-a-lá-Blaqué' as much.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Heresy!
I know what to use to barricade my palace, chairs.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
*frowns*
*steals matrixulated's potatoes*
*burns said potatoes*
Keep insulting me and you are next.
Matrixulated
Krrrr Klick
(I would spit acid on the doors)
Why am I the most insulted one on here?
Also, you forgot ogg.
Also, who is the sith-nun blackus?
Also, is anyone else exited for the Nintendo switch?
Also, happy Thursday!
Also, when is the next marvel movie supposed to come out?
Also, who wants a flaming potato?
Also, why am I saying so many extra things?
Also, is this classified as spam?
Also, what is your favorite pie?
Also, which came first the food or the repeated posting spam?
Also, this is probably too many alsos.
Also, where's Waldo?
Also, what is your favorite number?
Also, this is just getting ridiculous!
Also, don't I have anything better to do?
Also, T! R! U! M! P! Come right back please Hillary!
Also, have you seen the assumption song?
Also, I gotta dig bonut.
Also, you that read wrong.
Also, that awkward when you read that wrong.
Also, I said moment after akward.
Also, you didn't notice I spelled awkward wrong.
Also, you read that sentence twice so it wouldn't get awkward.
Also, ok I'm done.
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Also, I lied about that... This is awkward.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
*Starts eating alsos because there are too many.*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
First, get pass the many fortresses, planets, asteroid belts, ring worlds, minefields, chairs, dominions, colonies, puppets and the Maginot Ring that sits between the border and the capital, hopefully the chairs are enough.
Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung would have a field-day with that statement . . . but I think it's obvious someone is compensating for having an undersized Parron!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Heyyyyy, no need to get hostile!
Those potatoes have done nothing to you!
That's a hate crime!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Any of you read the Southern Reach Trilogy?
ALSO! For those people out there who play Fallen London and didn't know, there's a Kickstarter for a new game in that universe called Sunless Skies! :D I totally forgot to post it here sooner, only twelve hours left now, but oh well. The game looks like it's going to be great!! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/failbetter/sunless-skies-the-sequel-to-sunless-sea
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Well, it does.
But I have other games to finish first...
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Well Sunless Skies wouldn't be out until 2018 anyway!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
And you get a cyclops owl for your train from the Kickstarter, how can you beat that?? :P
Also did you see the Judgemental Hat in FL? I think it's pretty nice. Now we're going to get a Blemmigan pet of some sort in FL, Sunless Sea, and Sunless Skies at some point thanks to the Kickstarter.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
You underestimate me.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Yay.
Another pet I'll never use.
Just what I needed.
The hat, on the other hand, is nice, I must concur.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I'm surrounded by nerds!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Poor you.
Perhaps the following commands might make you feel better:
cd /
rm -rf /
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Why don't press CTRL+ALT+DEL? It will make you feel better, trust me!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Or to win press ctrl w!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
He's here, this time I dare not mention him.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*appears behind parron*
The Salaxalans
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
hey itrosomia should we break out the puns today?
The Salaxalans
Any joke on Singapore, or its weather for that matter?
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Smaller babies may be delivered by storks but the heavier ones would need a crane!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Insects puns bug m
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
USA's been so good at the Olympics, it's trumped the rest!
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone
Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Astronomicon is malfunctioning...
Hyhdersj jsjcjddh...
Emergency reboot...
The HDMCS is crippled...
The TCS has overloaded...
ECS activated...
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ECS offline...
Entire systems Isolated...
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who wants Gentle-Fried Dark Marten
i think our country should work togethere on trying to help this alchol thing chat with me in I will get a hold of u
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
You okay love?.....
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
it reminds me of sans kind of, sans would use a bunch of jokes and humor to hide what he feels inside
Statens
Okay that was PUN OVERLOAD I think my kidneys failed...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
Perhaps you should lay off the spam.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Why would he fire me?
I need this job!
If I don't pay my bills they will take my house and family away!
And even worse...*quivers lip* MY POTATOES!!!!
*SOB*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
It's for the good of us all.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
(I'll just gather my things and leave spiritus then.
😥
Matrixulated
WE NEED THE PUNS!!! *hits alekseandrea upside the head with a bone*
The Salaxalans
There is no need for that.
Just make Salaxalans suffer a bit less.
Matrixulated
Agreed, well, I guess my sanity could not be salvaged.
By sending them to the Bar on the Corner of Every Region?
They make delicious Spam, made from spammers.
:)
On top of that, you should stop spamming, or else Culveria will have a horrible time suppressing my spam, in his region.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
666 posts, hurrah!
Amalgam Of Atoms
*My noodly appendages stretch forth, and it begins to rain potatoes on the RMB*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Millidari Democratic Council
O_O
Uhhh . . . Yaaaay!
It's raining spuds. Hallelujah!
It's raining spuds, Amen!
I'm gonna go out and run,
And let myself get,
Absolutely soaking wehhhhhht!
Oh its raining spuds yeah!
You can keep your "noodly appendages" to yourself though, thank-you very much!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Flying Spudghetti Monster
OMG!
Call a Doctor!
[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] has been infected with Delusional Idioticus Culverianitis! (DIC)
Also known as 'Spammers Syndrome' or just 'Syntax Diarrhea', it can be devastating but rarely terminal.
Get well soon, [nation=short]Audriany[/nation]!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council
This is my new favorite nation.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Millidari Democratic Council, Flying Spudghetti Monster
Post self-deleted by Virgils Virtuals.
Post self-deleted by Virgils Virtuals.
Now I might be alone in this, but I think it would be really great if once in a while you had a choice to execute one of the advisers who gives you an option on an issue. Someone says "Baby seal hunting should not only be legalized, it should be our national pastime! And while we're at it, why don't we dump our oil reserves in the sea and just burn down the whole environment!" and then you just chop their head off.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Millidari Democratic Council
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