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Region: Spiritus
Now that we're done basking in the glory of our third place position, any real poll ideas? :P It can have more than two options again (yay!).
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia
You don't get what exactly?
There are loads of things that you could not get.
If you clarify what it is, I might clarify what it's supposed to be.
How about:
'Hiw many answers should a poll have?"
The Salaxalans, Statens, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia
Spit or swallow?
Blazedtopia
If you could, would you like to visit the Library-fortresses of Owwala?
Anschluss time...
Definitely...
Yes, if I could afford the trip there.
Yes, if nothing bad happens.
Maybe... (you despicable neutral)
No, I have no interest.
No, I think it will drive me crazy.
I deny the existence of science.
Open fire.
I'm sorry for reminding everyone about the (former) Director of salt production and Major-General of the 56th Meta-division of Spiritus and the Supreme Leader, God-King and Prime Minister of Culveria...but, he has CTEed for the second time! I'm not going to tag him, I'm not risking another KoD like RMB in Spiritus...no, I did not trawl over that RM... *faints*
Good Moooorning!
Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic
There's a lot of that round here, I think.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
I LIKE IT!
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
No 42 option?
I am ashamed
But I would have still picked potato :P
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
All hail! The mighty golden potato!!
Matrixulated
Vote potato is what i mean =D
Matrixulated
*Sees possible reference to 1984*
I like (2) options in the poll.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Patato King
Don't be fooled, those so called "warriors of the sun" just want to gain influence through their false religion.
Better to keep distance and prepare for the worst..
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*hands you a copy of the 2645 Promotion of Tolerance of Various Religions and Cultures Resolution from the UNE*
Their order preaches the notion of the supremacy of their religion, just ignore them.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
Greetings
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Greetings.
Matrixulated
Remember last week's ball in Bordeaux? It was a blast. Actually, it's not that funny anymore.
- Survivor's comment, made on 21st July, 1 week after Bastille day
Matrixulated
Noted.
[spoiler= Russia and US at war, neutral states attracting migrants from war zones ]
At dawn on the 13th of September, the various nations of the United Nations of Earth with the exceptions of Sweden, ASEAN, Monaco, the Holy See, Switzerland, Iceland, Sweden, Mongolia, the Central Asian Cooperative, Nepal, Bhutan and the African Defense Initiative, are officially at war, in East Europe, both sides are locked in a stalemate just west of Saint Petersburg and Minsk, street fighting begins in Pyongyang and the Russians begin their siege of Anchorage, though who started the war remains disputed, Japan believes that it was the US involvement in the second Vietnamese Civil War and the subsequent blockade of Hong Kong that had set the "powderkeg" aflame.
[/spoiler]
Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica
oh God.
Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Auuaria
🎵Good morning, good mooooooooorning🎵
Jamocha, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Auuaria
When next are to be held plzz nomination me
Matrixulated
Hello how is everyone
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Okay it seems seven answers for a poll is best. I NEED A POLL WITH SEVEN ANSWERS!! :P
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
What is the Best movie music?
Imperial march
True survivor
That point in "2001: a space odyssey' where the ape discovers bones can be used to club others.
Duel of the fates
Ride of the valkyries
1812 overture
Other
Statens, The Parron Republic
Definitely the one that was in the film depicting a [spoiler= Meritocratic Oligarchy ] Totalitarian police state (for you hippies)
[/spoiler].
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Fanfreakingtastic
Fausia
You forgot to add in the emoji movie
Goattown
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
...
I didn't.
There is a "other" category.
Statens
Just a friendly reminder, that a lot of us on here are in different timezones, different times, dimensions, alternate realities et cetera...
Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
It's morning somewhere, and morning is the time to praise your local creature-god. Therefore, always praise your local creature-god.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Kautas, Statens
Hi, just wanted to pop into your region to ask everyone to please vote AGAINST the current Security Council resolution on the floor of the WA, repealing "Commend Texas". It is a direct assault on peaceful, defender regions by raiders. If you haven't already voted, please help to strike down this resolution. Thank you.
The Salaxalans, Andorempire
Post self-deleted by Statens.
🎵Good whatever time it is, good whaaaaatever tiiiiiiime it isssss🎵
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Sending this message far and wide:
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I REPEAT, FREE PSYCHONAUTS.
HUMBLEBUNDLE IS GIVING THIS STUFF FOR FREE
SENDING OUT A CALL TO EVERYONE.
PSYCHONAUTS IS FREE RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY IT, IT'S FREE RIGHT NOW.
The Salaxalans, Parrona
Post self-deleted by Statens.
OOOOO NEW EDITING TOOLS
The Salaxalans, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Also, the c-word nation has now ceased to exist.
Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
[spoiler= Useless headlines ]
Syndicalists and Nationalists sign peace treaty with Loyalists
Parronia united under loyalist banner
Vladivostok falls to the Japanese
ROC captures Shanghai
Britain invades Hong Kong
Anchorage has fallen, Vancouver set to be next
The President of the Eakiran Federation promises a "synthetic dawn" before next election
Horsean parliament unanimously agreed to embargo Eakira for "using technology to cross the last red line from which there is no return"
Parronia to go into isolation next week as the National Recovery and Revitalisation Act takes effect
Dual-government reinstated in Parronia
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated must be happy about that "synthetic dawn", right?
Alekseandrea
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Alekseandrea
no clue grandpa
Alekseandrea
Yay, I finally stamped out [spoiler= every ](most of the)[/spoiler] resistance (especially nationalists and seccesionists) movements in Culveria! Time to properly annexe the puppet regime!
*hovers finger over the Annexe Vassal button*
Statens
Must be a mental fart but it's annex not annexe.
I blame dissident activity, and no, I'm not getting annexed yet.
Alekseandrea, Parrona
I don't know... Tea? Coffee?☕
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Yay new RMB features!
[spoiler= Project Synthetic Dawn ]
Synthetic Dawn is a research project with the goals of eventually finding a way to automate the Eakiran society and upload sapient consciousness onto robotic bodies. Despite being Eakira's ally, Horsea has long opposed the project as "impractical in the long term" and "a sign of social decadence", Parronia has questioned whether the project would be able to pay off the astronomical amount of debt owed to various nations. Despite the amount of capable scientists the Eakiran capitalist system attracts, the project would take an indefinite amount of time and resources without Owwalan help, which, due to it's isolationist nature, refused to provide.
(I'll take a cuppa coffee)
The project's only achievements so far are the fully automated defenses used on planets, military stations and a functional automated fleet. Whether the project will provide more benefits than costs, remains to be seen.
[/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
**Offers Gramps his pipe and slippers**
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
In amongst his usual long spiel:
**Hands you a cuppa☕**The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
This new editing thing is pretty neat
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
*Runs through RMB screaming; eyes wide open, and thoroughly sober; arms flailing*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
JZJ, knock it off!
The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Thank you for that, now to finish more useless stuff
[spoiler= more uselessly vague datapads ]
Fascist militias given 5 lunar revolutions (40 human days) to surrender before government begins "forceful disarmament"
Minsk falls to Polish platoon after multiple failed attempts by an American company
Eakira accuses Parronia of suppressing freedom of speech
Horsea begins Haywire and Shroud Project
Parronia begins Project Orchard's Gate
Arms race between allies
Snakkra begins on Avatar Project
Snakkra's Götterdämmerung a "multipurpose freighter" (reference)
"The other nations are sick, we, are the doctors, and as such, we, raise our hand, to one nation"
- The Eakiran President (second reference)
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Great British Federation
Who's JZJ?
You don't want to know
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Auztraalia
Post self-deleted by Kautas.
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
[spoiler= Vultur, 3rd term of Chairman Dmitry ] 2357 local time
*laughter, followed by choking*
*thump*
Should we investigate?
Should you shut the f**k up before you get us both killed and doom our families.
0915 local time
Deputy Chairman: What happened?
Minister of security: The chairman's dead.
Deputy Chairman: Oh my...my oh my.
Minister of Intelligence: He looks unwell, really.
Deputy Chairman: We need to do something.
Minister of security: Whoever mobilises first will be able to do more than the others, and that, it seems, to be me.
Deputy Chairman: Cheeky little bastard.
[/spoiler]
It wasn't him?
Strange...
But you'll know it when you meet him.
Don't worry about that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
Okay I've been hiding from NS and I apologize to you all. :P
So. POLL?????
Alekseandrea
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Parron Republic
You will meet him eventually. If he asks you to meet him on Sunday, decline politely.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Knurdistan
I honestly feel that
Alekseandrea
How did Huricane season treat you?
Unaffected
Home destroyed
Lost power
My potatoes protected me
What is the best form of potatoes?
Natural
Cured(removed of dirt and leaves and stuff)
Chips (US)
Chips (UK)
Vodka
All potatoes are amazing.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I pick the potato one
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
I want sleep.
When you seek sleep, you will not find it,
When you forget about sleep, sleep will find you...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
I sense a Terry Pratchett fan, or someone who likes modern/urban slang derived from his works...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=knurd
Hello sir/madam, that would be me - Perhaps you could spare a moment to talk about Jezus?**Puts foot in door**
I am he that died for your sins, came back for your soul, and offers his flesh and blood, so that you may eat and live forever in God's country; [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]
Why not? Does he lack the brRrAaAaAi¡inz I seek to fatten up with arcane knowledge?
Be gone brother!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Confused.
The Salaxalans, Parrona, The Parron Republic
**Opens confessional**
What troubles you son?
Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
It's a Sunday?
Edit I:
Finally, edits!
Edit II:
Fixed typos.
Edit III:
Can it quote though?
Yes it can.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Twelve Tribes
YAY EDITING
Edit: YEP IT WORKS
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
Wait what?
Edit: OMG COOL
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
We could allow everyone acceptable to have one post and then keep altering said post to communicate.
It'll be fun. Honest.
The Salaxalans, Speros, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Nationalistic Sweden
Testing one two testing
Edit: MUFFINS WOOOOOOOO
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*Deploys extra troops on borders*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
*sets up security drones*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
Will i be able to edit this now?
Edit: Yes i am
Edit 2: What if everyone just had one comment that they kept editing in the whole chat?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
*several cruisers enter your reality and begins to drop random pods*
Here's your free package of xenophages, enjoy!
*begins denying ethic cleansing, citing the Itrosomian drones*
Edit I:
It will definitely be interesting.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Knurdistan
Oh god that would be crazy! :P
Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Knurdistan
*begins reforms*
Public Announcement:
[spoiler= Zealous message (propaganda) ]
Since the dissolution of the unfallen empire, further development and improvement of the Parronan Imperial Navy, the pride of United Parronia, was heavily restricted by a section in our constitution, imposed by Eakiran politicians who do not understand our code of honour! (because a peace with honour is not enough) If we are to be respected by the hypocritical Eakirans, we must, fund, refit, and restaff our navy. With a new, strong, respectable King, we stand a chance at reclaiming glory long lost to history! By openly declaring that we are officially amending the pacifist section and replacing it with the original section, we are keeping to that code of honour by not rearming secretly! If we are to fight the Eakirans, we will fight with honour! Long live our King, long live Parronia! A nation, reborn!
[/spoiler]
Voting on the referendum will begin tomorrow, remember to cast your vote and consider your choice, for you are deciding our nation's future. Every vote counts!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
New flag. Woot.
Matrixulated, Parrona
One could say your flag is in a new state.
Get it?
Statens?
Matrixulated, Parrona
ba doom CRASH
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Knurdistan
I'm pretty sure my nation is just a corrupt population of warmongers and factory workers
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
You have been blessed with clothes. Wear them, for it will keep you warm and presentable.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Cadoneghe, Madyana
*slowly walks away*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
Ha. It's weird how some of issues i get in my country!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
So we'll be inside clothes?
Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Parron Republic
Fine! - May I simultaneously advise you and warn you to stay active...
You see; I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want...but I do have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you... one day I will come for you, I will find you and...
**Licks lips**
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
HI
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Get your Weltuntergang platforms today, to rid your nation of any and all life, you'll need one for every system, only at the cost of surrendering your full independence to Geckara.
(Edit I)
[spoiler= News from Parron (2nd Referendum on the formation of the Unfallen Empire) ]
The results of the referendum are as follows, 62% of the citizens of the republic have voted FOR, 35% have voted AGAINST and 3% has ABSTAINED from voting, the public, hereby supports the formation of the Unfallen Empire.
(Edit II)
The Parliament has unanimously voted FOR the formation of the Unfallen Empire, now, we only need to wait for our King to approve the formation.
(Edit III)
The King has approved the formation of the Unfallen Empire, and has crowned himself as Emperor of the Unfallen Empire.
(switched channel)
*marching is heard in the background*
Excitement continues to build an city centers across the nation prepare for the second formation of the Unfallen Empire.
(OOC: Ha! Unfallen Empire is OP! )
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated
I have a new one too. (It's more of a symbol though)
Nice detailed flag, however the design is a little bit hard to see, unless it's the monitor's fault.
(Parronia, a nation reborn! )
Consigahria, Matrixulated
Mine is the same but with a few religious fanatics in the mix
Matrixulated, Rhinononon
Great place for my nation, now have 7m population
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Parrona, The Parron Republic
Hello all, I succeed my late uncle. I am Chrys. A pleasure. 😀
Matrixulated
Who is your uncle?
Also, the Star of David on your flag is very welcoming to me :)
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
Matrixulated
Happy <insert the day of the week of where you are>! Have a wonderful day/afternoon/night!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello! Today is lovely on my side of th...
*It begins to rain heavily (as in sheep and cow heavy)*
Oh, damn. How's your side of the world?
Matrixulated
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