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Region: Spiritus
Bill: Sanction Parrrona
Cause: Dishonoured alliance through attempted rebellion
For: 10
Against: 0
Abstained: 0
Parrona is sanctioned. Aotan pirateers regularly plunder Parronan merchant ships.
10,000 troops from the League of Free Cities marched into Cavol. Another 20,000 from Parrona to be expected.parrona sends colony ships in large groups escorted by military ships.
Am I the only one here who feels like crushing those warmongering insects on the RMB?
Their grandstanding causes too many RMB-post!
I've had it with having to read over 100 RMB-posts!
Therefore those maggots need to be killed dead. Really dead. (We can't forgot about the future undead threat!)
If only there were a place where they could hold their pissing contests without disturbing MY RMB, like say the Spiritus forums or the nationstate forums. That would be SO convenient.
Then I wouldn't need to waste time on exterminating them.
A shame, really.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
Parronan troops arrive in Cavol, to be only met by hordes of protesters who throw them out. The state of Cavol calls for Aotan to avenge them.
POTANS land in Cavol and expel any remaining Parronans.
Bill: Invade Parrona
For: 11 (the state of Cavol now :D)
Against: 0
Abstained: 0
POTANS land on Parrona's shores, POTAHELIS POTATAbomb Parrona's two capitals to smithereens.
Unfortunately Parrona keeps on messing with me, so Aotan must defend itself
You could, alternatively, simply swallow your pride and ignore them, no?
Matrixulated
Aotan will defend itself. Aotan will not let itself be bullied by some minor nation! Aotan is great. Aotan is mighty!
The League of Free Cities demand autonomy for ALL cities in the state that Cavol is in.
Parrona pulls out of the war, but warns against taking any territory from the League of Free Cities and the Federation of Free Ports.
Ill just try to ignore most of you, and not get involved in anything.
-Gwuhnjan Leader Representative
Matrixulated
This guy gets it.
Faulknation
Do I need to employ satire to pass the (apparently very) subtle message, or will this suffice?
You don't want me to go satirical.
People get hurt when I do.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
If only none of them got angry over a Repeal of the Neutral Foreign Policy.
[:] A hand rests on your shoulder [:]
Yes, I get it pretty hard. Im only going to be involved in some things.
- Leader of Gwuhnja
Matrixulated
How about no?
They have no territory. My troops are still bombing your capitals and occupying half your territory.
They are independent.
We pull out of the war, but warn against you taking any territory from the League of Free Cities and the Federation of Free Ports.
As in they aren't occupying the state of Cavol. That's what I meant.
We will only let you pull out if we keep control of your two capitals and a number of economically important coastal provinces.
No! (Sigh) I guess I will hereby authorise the use of the tachyon lances to annihilate the enemy, no exceptions.
Tachyon lances are no match against POTATA!
Cause Murica
Well I guess, today is the day when the secret comes out, prepare the gargantuan tachyon lance. Aim for the population centers.
That's no joke, people!
People really do get mauled, mangled & mutilated.
I sh*t you not!
Why do you think [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]'s nickname is 'The Hurt Locker'?
Sheeee-yit!
I'm wearing full body armor, riot gear, and a cup just to write this cautionary message.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
I'm about to just start nuking Paronna because they make constant wars and are annoying me...anyone with me?
I am now classified as "The Cheeseland of Maltena".
Success.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Well you guys we do have an RP section on the Spiritus forums, if you sign up for citizenship at the link in the WFE you can post there! :D Also if you are a citizen it means I can't kick you out whenever I want (not that I ever do that... :P ) I don't mind all the posts here too much though, NS is a nation simulator after all.
Consigahria, Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What?
Bah!
What good are you?
You're supposed to be an evil mind controlling overlord that manipulates all of Spiritus and bends us to your will!
And I'm a Studly Spud so I'm always wearing my tin-foil, hah-haaaahhh!
No silencing this potato!
(but don't kick me out!)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
It's vexing to scroll a whole page to find the first relevant post.
A WHOLE PAGE.
Haven't you noticed how vexing that is?
You didn't?
...
One would start to believe our most glorious WA delegate might neglect his endorsement-given duty to check every post of the RMB...
I, of course, know better.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
I do check every post actually. :P It does make it hard to have other conversations, I realize.
For everyone, we have an RP section right here (I think you can see it if you're not logged in): http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/3824961/
So if you register and apply for citizenship you can post there! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Also the forums are where we do all of our government stuff like elections for President and the Regional Assembly and whatnot, lots to do!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Thank goodness that Salaxalan is here to restore order again.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post by Seamerica suppressed by The Salaxalans.
i have a dig bick
Dhanaveriria is feeling listless now.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'mM NOT CRAZY! I'M COMPLETELY NORMAL! HERGERGERGERT!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Refugee island?, I better go.
EVERYONE READY FOR ZOMBIES TOMORROW??? Wooooo! :D
Legendus, Matrixulated, Hitsu, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
READY THE CURES!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Zombies?Nonsense you emus.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Famous last words
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
"Admiral Spire, it is said that heresy is like a tree: its roots lie in darkness, while its leaves wave in the sun. You can prune away at the branches - even cut the tree to the ground - but it will grow again, ever stronger. Such is the nature of heresy and why it is so difficult to destroy.
Some may question my right to destroy an world of ten billion souls. But those who truly understand realise that I have no right to let them live. No sacrifice is too great and no treachery is too small."
- Lord Inquisitor Horst, seconds prior to the orbital-to-ground annihilation of an entire world in the Gothic Sector. Out of the twelve billion inhabitants of this world, none survived.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
They ain't going to be my last words,you!
My army is going to decimate your stupid costumes!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
* Potato-Jon! Welcome back to Earth! *
I'm good to go, Space-Spud brother!
I'm playing the 'Wish' CD right now.
'Friday I'm in Love' is a classic!
I've got a whole playlist ready to blast at those zombies!
From my tree.
On OGG's lawn.
Where I'll be with Potatogion Jeffrey.
Huzzahhhhhh!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Ooooh!
Zombie Apocalypse in....
* 13hrs 13mins 13 secs *
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
Recently,Parrona has really offended us.
Not only did they avoided war like cowards,but they even got us to pay reparations.
Hereby The King himself,suggests sanctions and eventual abdication of Parrona from "The Council of The People's Countries".
Yes - ...
No - ...
Keep this petition in mind - ...
Matrixulated
parrona left.
Celebration or na?
YES! - 99%
NO! - 0%
IDK - 1%
Matrixulated
O_O . . . Seriously?
STOP TALKING !
[spoiler]You do know your Mum dropped you on your head when you were a baby?
Both of you were staying with me right before your first birthday.
You squirmed out of her arms when she was walking down the stairs.
She swears your head hit every step on the way down.
When you landed in a heap at the bottom she thought she'd killed you.
After a few seconds, you started laughing.
She started crying hysterically and folded like a deck-chair at the top of my staircase.
I came running when I heard her blood-curdling scream & I picked you up myself.
You had the sh*ttiest nappy I'd ever seen.
I just thought I'd share that.[/spoiler]
YOU
ARE
A
PLANK !!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
I we're talking about songs, I found the ultimate anti-evil, mind-controlling, evil overlord protest song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog&ab_channel=Muse
[spoiler=look at the lyrics! (lyrics inside)]
The paranoia is in bloom, the P-R
Transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs
That keep us all dumbed down and hope that
We will never see the truth around
(So come on)
Another promise, another scene,
Another package lie to keep us trapped in greed
With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
Flick a switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die
(So come on)
Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
-----------------------------------
[/spoiler]
Any resemblances to Salaxalans are purely coincidental.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
o.o.......
And one Xanax for you.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Nothing in this song resembles Salaxalans! It is insulting to even suggest that!
*whispers*
Of course, I agree with you completely. Salaxalans is still Spiritus' evil, brainwashing, alien overlord, but I would prefer not to get brainwashed myself.
*ends whispering*
No... Salaxalans is just the neighbourhood's friendliest potato. Not an evil alien overlord at all...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
I wish . . . but a pill can't fix family.
This also means he's been in the attic and found my old CD's!
I'm too tired to deal with this anymore.
/collapse.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
. . . and * THUD !! *
. . . and * THUD !! *
(shrugs)
Well, I didn't say it.
It's not like I haven't warned them.
Snalaxalas gets a two-fer tonight, hah hahhh!
*If you say His dumbass name backwards he won't catch-on!*
M.
[spoiler]Oh sh*t!
He heard me!
Which one of you rotten bastards ratted me out?
Muthafuh. . !
. . . and * THUD !! *
(*evil overlord laughter*)
"That's a THREEFER! Muah ha hah!"
S.[/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
[spoiler=HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!][/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
[spoiler=WHAT'S THIS?!]**✊A Fist To Your Face👊**[/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
[spoiler=SASQUACH SAID WHAAAAAAAT?!]TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES![/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
[spoiler=What's with all the spoilers?]
It's starting to get on my nerves... What's wrong with a "normal" post?
[/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
[spoiler=idk][/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Alright stop those spoilers, stop that it's silly.
Now then. Cue the, skit!
https://youtu.be/-rutX0I6NxU
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Aotan.
[spoiler=Don't open this!]Honestly! AUDRIANY![/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Since we haven't heard anything from the person remaking the new regional map, lets start this again.
Please reply to me (make sure you quote me so that I get a notification that you have replied to this post) on this RMB if you would like to submit a claim.
The limit (or goal, depending on your viewpoint) is 30 provinces (small islands such as the Balearic Islands don't count as a province, however larger ones such as Sardinia do).
Please refrain from excessively claiming larger provinces (honestly Russia, why you do this to me?).
Please ensure your claims are continuous.
Here is the map link: http://i.imgur.com/FkBsqht.png
Matrixulated
You see, I am not on earth. I am just communicating from Planet Potato to earth via satellites. Even though I'm in space, I feel as if there will be zombies here anyway.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Can I have Greenland? It's the closest thing to outer-space.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Sure thing :)
What colour do you want for your nation?
What colour should "The Holy Empire of Potatogion" be in?
Would all of australia be too much?
If it is, I want it without the leftmost part.
If that is also too much, I'll settle for the leftmost part.
Lets go with brown.
Matrixulated
No, Australia is fine :)
What colour do you want for your nation?
Also, what colour should your nation's name be in?
Cool :D
What about the colour for the name of your nation (if you look at http://i.imgur.com/FkBsqht.png - my nation colour is purple but the colour of the name of my nation is yellow)?
Alekseandrea
May I have Norway and Iceland?
Sure :)
What colour do you want for your nation?
Also, what colour should your nation's name be in?
Cyrtes
I would like red as colour of the land.
I don't really mind about the colour of the name. As long it isn't pink.
Black would be fine.
Cyrtes
Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.
I'd like green for the colour of the land, maybe white for the name, but that doesn't really matter. I agree with [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], though. No pink.
Alekseandrea
No more spoilers then.
I would like whole Germany (8 provinces),half of Poland (Connected to Germany,3 provinces),Netherlands (1),half of Czech (1),Luxembourg (1),Kaliningrad (1) and half of Austria (Connected to Germany,1). (TOTAL:16)
Also a light black (grey).
The name in black red.
You doing this in some paint program,right?Should not be a problem making colors.
<3
Here is the updated map :)
http://i.imgur.com/rkenPyN.png
The brown is The Holy Empire of Potatogion who hasn't yet specified the colour for his name, if you were wondering :)
Alekseandrea
Is Greenland not supposed to have a name...?
And if you are ever considering rechanging the map,the other half of Austria was in my mind,but it's good like this too.
NOT MANDATORY
Matrixulated
lol.
The brown is The Holy Empire of Potatogion who hasn't yet specified the colour for his name :)
Also, you can claim more provinces if you want (up to 30 - I am also considering having extensions of 30 provinces every week starting Monday (bar tomorrow of course)) - so I can add the other part of Austria if you want :)
And delete the eastern part,thx <3
Also,there is a little island between Germany and Poland,in the north,very close to land.I think that is German territory.
Aotan
Parrona seems to hate me.
Aotan
It looks good.
Matrixulated, Aotan
This is a version of the map without names (fully updated). I think it looks better. Tell me what you think (perhaps we could put a key at the bottom instead?).
http://i.imgur.com/FVAQfFM.png
Tell me about it - I'm getting a wave of telegrams from 2 people in her new region telling me Cavol is theirs :(
TWO HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!
Regional TG incoming, IT'S ALMOST HERE! :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aotan, Grumpy Grandma
I mean THREE HOURS!! :P
Matrixulated, Aotan, Grumpy Grandma
Would you like to make a claim on the new map?
http://i.imgur.com/FVAQfFM.png
I'll take New Zealand! Good place to hide from zombies. :D
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
We do have another map on the forums, here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11210951/1/
But more maps is fun too! :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I submitted a claim there a couple of months ago, but alas no one has replied :(
Also, with the zombies, where do you choose what to do?
Matrixulated
Also, what would you like your country colour to be?
Matrixulated
The guy who does the map has been absent for a while, so no updates to the map. :( Hopefully they have more time soon.
And I'd like my country to be blue! :D
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Oh and with the zombies, I'm not entirely sure but I think on your nation page, where it says your population, it will also show a zombie population; if you click on the zombie population it will take you to your command page. Might be something different this year though.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
hi i am new
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome! You got here just in time for zombies to start eating you! :P
Matrixulated, Djo, Grumpy Grandma
Here's the map (with a key now :D )
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
To be honest, one of the main reasons I came back to NS was for the zombie apocalypses. I'm pumped.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Oops sorry this is the corrected map :D
http://i.imgur.com/HY3buQb.png
Who spots the difference? :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome :D
What's happening at the moment is that we are preparing for a zombie apocalypse (see the news!) (it's a Halloween event)
Please choose to research a cure (we get a boost if everyone is doing it and it allows us to save everyone) - that is what we have agreed to do as a region :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Off topic a bit: I have been focusing a lot on my economy. But I think I am going to switch to the environment and education. Is it a good idea to change your nation's attitude/focus that dramatically?
Matrixulated
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.