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Sons Of Culveria wrote:did you want me to translate?

...

Sure, let's go with that.

i wonder if theres a tamriel based region

Russinadia wrote:What do male ducks have to do with dragons?

1) Same sized penis?

2) Same sized E-Peen?

3) They flap around making a cacophony of obnoxious noise being generally useless, wretched examples of wasted DNA and a tragic dead-end on their evolutionary tree . . .

just like Culv- *ahem!* sorry - ahh, just like dragons, right?

That's three quick, glaringly obvious duck/dragon shared traits, right off the top of my head, Russi!

Next!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic

The Battlegrounds wrote:You've made me want to get back into Skyrim...stop.

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote: CENSORED

AUTHORITIES THIS IS EXTREMLY INAPROPRIATE!!!

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:...

Sure, let's go with that.

Would my assumption be correct that you were connecting Alduin and Draculverionos or whatever silly goose name he goes by now, thereby claiming that the Dragonborn could slay them? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure that most anyone could take down this fat, scaly salamander.

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:1) Same sized penis?

2) Same sized E-Peen?

3) They flap around making a cacophony of obnoxious noise being generally useless, wretched examples of wasted DNA and a tragic dead-end on their evolutionary tree . . .

just like Culv- *ahem!* sorry - ahh, just like dragons, right?

That's three quick, glaringly obvious duck/dragon shared traits, right off the top of my head, Russi!

Next!

M.

They both are quite rapey, they both are supposed to be symbols of good things in life, but are generally useless, they both are loved by children but disliked by adults, and they both have pea sized brains.

I never knew there were so many similarities between ducks and dragons.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:AUTHORITIES THIS IS EXTREMLY INAPROPRIATE!!!

This is a PG-13 site, so, if it doesn't go as far as corn(?), it is okay.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

*edit*

. . . and also, we all know ducks aren't really 'REAL', not like Culv- *oops* sorry, I did it again - not like dragons!

Yup. We know dragons are real.

Ducks are not real!

Just like those Platypuds - fake!

And those Gy-rafts - fake!

And while we're cleaning out the closet . . .

those Wallrusts - fake news!

Anyone got anymore?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

Matrixulated wrote:1) Same sized penis?

2) Same sized E-Peen?

3) They flap around making a cacophony of obnoxious noise being generally useless, wretched examples of wasted DNA and a tragic dead-end on their evolutionary tree . . .

just like Culv- *ahem!* sorry - ahh, just like dragons, right?

That's three quick, glaringly obvious duck/dragon shared traits, right off the top of my head, Russi!

Next!

M.

DRAGONS THINGS ARE BIGGER THEN DUCKS! sure the ones thatre duck sized are same sized but still

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:They both are quite rapey, they both are supposed to be symbols of good things in life, but are generally useless, they both are loved by children but disliked by adults, and they both have pea sized brains.

I never knew there were so many similarities between ducks and dragons.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE AGAINST DRAGONS

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

know what. maybe ill go to the skyrim region i found

Mrglglglgland wrote:Would my assumption be correct that you were connecting Alduin and Draculverionos or whatever silly goose name he goes by now, thereby claiming that the Dragonborn could slay them? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure that most anyone could take down this fat, scaly salamander.

Salamander?

I think you mean delicacies, mister.

Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Salamander?

I think you mean delicacies, mister.

DRAGONS ARE NOT FOOD!!

well, there souls are if you are dovahkin

okay this puppets staying here till salaxalans bans me, im going to make a new one too

The Parron Republic wrote:This is a PG-13 site, so, if it doesn't go as far as corn(?), it is okay.

Are we PG-13?

Cool.

So we could get away with a 'wardrobe malfunction' ya think?

A Janet Jackson level event?

Or a Lenny Kravitz level event?

Hmmmmmm . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:*edit*

. . . and also, we all know ducks aren't really 'REAL', not like Culv- *oops* sorry, I did it again - not like dragons!

Yup. We know dragons are real.

Ducks are not real!

Just like those Platypuds - fake!

And those Gy-rafts - fake!

And while we're cleaning out the closet . . .

those Wallrusts - fake news!

Anyone got anymore?

M.

Horses

Parrots

Snakes

Rabbits

Turkey (with Constantinople, I mean, Istanbul)

Zebras

Lions

Wolfs

Chickens

Blaats...I mean sheep(not the flag of a Mod)

I ran

The Black Hawks

Falcons

Capi... I meant pigs

Heil Hit... wait, are we still in Nazi Germany?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds

Sons Of Culveria wrote:DRAGONS ARE NOT FOOD!!

We... ...need... ...more!

~Transmission from The Unbidden

Sons Of Culveria wrote:WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE AGAINST DRAGONS

What do you have against ducks?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:know what. maybe ill go to the skyrim region i found

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

Russinadia wrote:What do you have against ducks?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

i like ducks. i have nothing against them

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:Horses,

Parrots,

Snakes,

. . .

Capi... I meant pigs

Heil Hit... wait, are we still in Nazi Germany?

OK . . .

Yep . . .

Sure . . .

Why not . . .

"Heil Hit... wait, are we still in Nazi Germany"

. . . O_O

Bwahahaaaahahhh!

M.

*IRL - I laughed so hard and loud my assistant came into the office to check on me. She thought I was having a heart attack right here at my desk!

Ahhh sh*t!

You made my day, Parrona, well-played sir!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Are we PG-13?

Cool.

So we could get away with a 'wardrobe malfunction' ya think?

A Janet Jackson level event?

Or a Lenny Kravitz level event?

Hmmmmmm . . .

M.

we could get away with any level event as long as you used a level of language not deemed as bad

Sons Of Culveria wrote:DRAGONS ARE NOT FOOD!!

Ooh great idea!

Dragon filet with a spicy peanut sauce!

YUM!

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Matrixulated wrote:*edit*

. . . and also, we all know ducks aren't really 'REAL', not like Culv- *oops* sorry, I did it again - not like dragons!

Yup. We know dragons are real.

Ducks are not real!

Just like those Platypuds - fake!

And those Gy-rafts - fake!

And while we're cleaning out the closet . . .

those Wallrusts - fake news!

Anyone got anymore?

M.

WALRUSSES ARE THE MOST REAL AND MAJESTIC CREATURE TO EVER WALK ACROSS THE 292591726816 DIMENSIONS AND THEY ARE MOST DEFINITLY REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU EVER SUGGEST THAT WALRUSSES ARE IN ANY WAY FAKE OR NOT MAJESTIC I WILL CAST YOU INTO THE OBLIVION AND TORTURE YOUR FAMILY WHILE I ENGULF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN FLAMES.

I WILL BREAK YOU

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Ooh great idea!

Dragon filet with a spicy peanut sauce!

YUM!

they turn to stone when they die fools

or they turn to bones if a dovahkin kills them

Itrosomia wrote:Ooh great idea!

Dragon filet with a spicy peanut sauce!

YUM!

*puts on chef hat*

KREEEEEE!

Superpig0 wrote:*puts on chef hat*

KREEEEEE!

they turn to stone or bone when they die

Sons Of Culveria wrote:they turn to stone when they die fools

That's why it is such a delicacy.

You have to eat it before it dies.

Mrglglglgland

Itrosomia wrote:That's why it is such a delicacy.

You have to eat it before it dies.

any peace cut of would be dead instantly, and there normal flesh is poisonous and either at an extreme heat that would fry you or an extreme cold that you couldnt cut or bit from it

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i like ducks. i have nothing against them

Tell that to the "Culveria hates ducks" page on facebook.

Itrosomia wrote:That's why it is such a delicacy.

You have to eat it before it dies.

Mmm... dragon steak.

Alekseandrea, Statens

Russinadia wrote:Tell that to the "Culveria hates ducks" page on facebook. Mmm... dragon steak.

there is no such page

Sons Of Culveria wrote:there is no such page

Did you even look for it?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:any peace cut of would be dead instantly, and there normal flesh is poisonous and either at an extreme heat that would fry you or an extreme cold that you couldnt cut or bit from it

I have a life elixir solution that I will soak the parts in

Russinadia wrote:Did you even look for it?

i cant currently

Itrosomia wrote:I have a life elixir solution that I will soak the parts in

that would be tainted by the blood of the dragon, have you not heard dragon blood changes things?

Itrosomia wrote:WALRUSSES ARE THE MOST REAL AND MAJESTIC CREATURE TO EVER WALK ACROSS THE 292591726816 DIMENSIONS AND THEY ARE MOST DEFINITLY REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU EVER SUGGEST THAT WALRUSSES ARE IN ANY WAY FAKE OR NOT MAJESTIC I WILL CAST YOU INTO THE OBLIVION AND TORTURE YOUR FAMILY WHILE I ENGULF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN FLAMES.

I WILL BREAK YOU

They're fake.

And Narwhals are cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&ab_channel=Weebl%27sStuff

Matrixulated, Statens, The Battlegrounds

Alekseandrea wrote:They're fake.

And Narwhals are cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&ab_channel=Weebl%27sStuff

no, i know what that is most likely

Sons Of Culveria wrote:no, i know what that is most likely

That this IS the matrix, Keanu Reeves is an agent and the movie was introduced to make us consider the concept ridiculous, but it backfired somewhat, hence the 2 weird sequels, to lure the paranoid of us in a false sense of security?

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i cant currently

that would be tainted by the blood of the dragon, have you not heard dragon blood changes things?

My elixir is actually potato juice mixed with dragon blood.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i cant currently

Then how do you know it doesn't exist?

Statens

Alekseandrea wrote:They're fake.

And Narwhals are cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&ab_channel=Weebl%27sStuff

I agree that narwhals are cool but |not a very good that the king is the only king of the king of king and I am so sorry for the wait people who have made it up to me for the last word one is the only thing he says is he has a lot of fun with this one thing I can do say he is a walrus of the shah and the king shah and king of king and king king and prince of the king king and prince king king of the king of toaster and king of king.

Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:Then how do you know it doesn't exist?

Just because you say something doesn't exist, doesn't make it suddenly disappear. Sons Of Culveria

Itrosomia wrote:My elixir is actually potato juice mixed with dragon blood.

that wouldnt be a life giving elixer

Sons Of Culveria wrote:that wouldnt be a life giving elixer

Have you tried?

Also I added a secret ingredient.

Itrosomia wrote:Have you tried?

Also I added a secret ingredient.

alright what kind of dragons blood did you use?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright what kind of dragons blood did you use?

Jorgamund's blood

Itrosomia wrote:Jorgamund's blood

what?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what?

The serpent that sits in the ocean growing so large that it has to eat it's own tail so it doesn't crush itself.

Have you not been to that dimension?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Statens wrote:Just because you say something doesn't exist, doesn't make it suddenly disappear. Sons Of Culveria

Also, just saying something does exist, doesn't make it suddenly appear.

*cough [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] cough*

Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:The serpent that sits in the ocean growing so large that it has to eat it's own tail so it doesn't crush itself.

Have you not been to that dimension?

ohhhhh i know him, yeah im not sure his blood would be good for that. now a life giving dragons blood would probably work

also there is the potato dragon, those are edible and easy to eat

Itrosomia wrote:The serpent that sits in the ocean growing so large that it has to eat it's own tail so it doesn't crush itself.

Have you not been to that dimension?

Jörmungander? The Midgard serpent? It is in Midgard, which is here.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:also there is the potato dragon, those are edible and easy to eat

How dare you! Those are my puppet [nation=short]nofreemen[/nation]'s national animal.

Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:Jörmungander? The Midgard serpent? It is in Midgard, which is here. How dare you! Those are my puppet [nation=short]nofreemen[/nation]'s national animal.

i dont care if its your national animal

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i dont care if its your national animal

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Battlegrounds

Russinadia wrote:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i will roast you like a pig and serve you at the next feast

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i will roast you like a pig and serve you at the next feast

SKREEEEEEEEEEEE

The Battlegrounds

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i will roast you like a pig and serve you at the next feast

If Russinadia is being roasted, I'd like to be roasted as well. Feasts sound fun, anyway.

Hai!

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:If Russinadia is being roasted, I'd like to be roasted as well. Feasts sound fun, anyway.

Roasts are fun, I do live a good barbecue.

Gaddian wrote:Hai!

Haaaaiiiiii!

Statens

Gaddian wrote:Hai!

Hai!

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Roasts are fun, I do live a good barbecue.

I don't eat meat, but it still sounds fun! Yay roast feast!

Statens wrote:I don't eat meat, but it still sounds fun! Yay roast feast!

maybe ill roast a narwhal or two

and some millennials

The Pie Islands

Statens wrote:I don't eat meat, but it still sounds fun! Yay roast feast!

Yay! Food party!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:maybe ill roast a narwhal or two

Sons Of Culveria wrote:and some millennials

Be courteous and make something without meat for [nation=short]statens[/nation].

Russinadia wrote:Yay! Food party!Be courteous and make something without meat for [nation=short]statens[/nation].

Aw, you're sweet :)

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:maybe ill roast a narwhal or two

NARWHALES ARE MY NATION'S NATIONAL ANIMAL HOW DARE YOU

#culveria is evil

Culveria loves eating nation's national animals!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands, Statens

Russinadia wrote:#culveria is evil

Culveria loves eating nation's national animals!

How dare he :(((

Hey guys I got [nation=short]gaddian[/nation] to join us!

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Hey guys I got [nation=short]gaddian[/nation] to join us!

Oh that's who that is!

Welcome [nation=short]gaddian[/nation]!

Matrixulated

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:KREEEEE!

Why do I feel the sudden urge to send some idiots towards that most peculiar sound?

Consigahria, Matrixulated, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:*listens to "24 magic carrots in the aaaaaair"*

THATS BECAUSE I DONT KNOW ANY ANIME

😢

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*pats head* poor pirate. you should watch one piece. its a good one, and its about pirates!

*facepalm* .......

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Ghost in the Shell

Hellsing

Hetalia

Soul Eater

Anything out of Studio Ghibli

And others too many to mention off the top of my head . . .

M.

What about Cory In The House?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog are shipped for some reason.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

Gaddian wrote:Hai!

Heil!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland

Rekkan wrote:Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog are shipped for some reason.

Shrek's left buttock and Culveria the Spamhog are shipped, for some very good reason!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Okay time for a dumb poll since it will only be a few days. :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

Hey guys, I've been challenging a bunch of people but does that have any affect on my country?

Itrosomia wrote:Hey guys, I've been challenging a bunch of people but does that have any affect on my country?

i dont think it does

Itrosomia wrote:Hey guys, I've been challenging a bunch of people but does that have any affect on my country?

Definitely not.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i dont think it does

Think? You think?

Mrglglglgland

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay time for a dumb poll since it will only be a few days. :P

I just knew what to do...

Wait, this isn't EU4...

The Salaxalans

The Parron Republic wrote:Definitely not. Think? You think?

i havent done it much

The Parron Republic wrote:I just knew what to do...

Wait, this isn't EU4...

you want some roast parrot? or stewed fried or any other form of cooking it?

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] want some squid on a stick?

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you want some roast parrot? or stewed fried or any other form of cooking it?

Blasphemy!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] want some squid on a stick?

More Blasphemy, Grandfather Nurgle will heal you, now pray to chaos Undivided!

Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] want some squid on a stick?

How would you like it if I made dragon god filè?

Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:How would you like it if I made dragon god filè?

i dont want to roast walrus, i like walruses. and if you want to eat some of my flesh go ahead *carves a piece of flesh off of me and hands it to itrosomia and the wound seals up and heals*

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:Blasphemy!

More Blasphemy, Grandfather Nurgle will heal you, now pray to chaos Undivided!

*bites off of a squid on a stick* tastes like chicken. want some itrosomia?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*bites off of a squid on a stick* tastes like chicken. want some itrosomia?

Sure, I love kakimari!

Aw yay it's that barbecue feast thing!! [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] look, it's a food party!!

(Still can't eat any of it tho...)

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i dont want to roast walrus, i like walruses. and if you want to eat some of my flesh go ahead *carves a piece of flesh off of me and hands it to itrosomia and the wound seals up and heals*

*grabs flesh and runs away*

KREEEEE!

Statens wrote:Aw yay it's that barbecue feast thing!! [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] look, it's a food party!!

(Still can't eat any of it tho...)

Here haves some potatoes!

Matrixulated, Statens, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Aw yay it's that barbecue feast thing!! [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] look, it's a food party!!

(Still can't eat any of it tho...)

*holds grilled vegetables out to statens* here *is cooking several hundred kinds of things on a oversized grill thats insanely large*

Statens

ive got all kinds of foods ive got

Marinated Primal Tang

Stir-Fried Scythe Bonobo

Slow-Cooked Saber Bird

Marinated Fog Spanish Flag

Mountain Apricot & Basil Crispies

Hell Black Pepper Pastry

Kelpie Surprise

Moon Rabbit Surprise

Debbeally Bonbons

Aphia Shoot Bombe

raised Primal Guanaco

Dried Lance Koala

Stuffed Ice Macaw

Fire-Roasted Radiant Axolot

Aberrant Carrot & Corriander Sorbet

Fume Herbs & Pastry

Pegasus Steamed Pudding

Wolpertinger Cheesecake

Boglodine Buns

Phihiamble Bread and more

Statens, Rekkan

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