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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Sorry for the delay.
Ahem...
What is your favorite pun-tato?
Taters gonna tate
This poll made Itrosomia's popularity spuddenly drop
Move over, Matrixulated, you're takeing up alle the leg-ume! (Get it? Like leg room? Nevermind)
My country is slowly becoming a dic-tater-ship.
After all of these puns I'm going to need a rehabili-tater
Any more if you have them
Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Okay those puns made my eyes bleed.
PUNS = EVIL
HUGS NOT PUNS
I think I will use [nation=short]quaterna[/nation]'s this time!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I did that when I first joined
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Too lazy to right another one of those, for now.
Sooooooooo...
Both sides to deploy fortresses in effort to gain an advantage.
Crown Prince under investigation.
Pilsawa falls into Altdorfian control.
Rolmra falls into Parronan control
Eakiran Stardrifter (or cruise, if you refer that as, um, that) caught in crossfire, recovered data drives suggest Altdarfian Battleship responsible for destruction of the ECVC Docile.
RPVC Imperial the first Colossus class to exist.
Horsean begins construction on the HHS Reflection, another Colossus.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Have a nice day everyone! :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Quaterna
I hate Thursdays.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Because they were named after Thor, and it reminds you that you're not worthy to lift his Hammer??? 🔨⚡
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can't wait for the comeback from that!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
That is not why he can't lift the hammer. All of that stuff about "only the worthy can lift the hammer" is fake.
It's just really heavy. Thor can't lift it without the help of his gauntlets of strength. Giants have stolen the hammer twice. Still, matrixulated can't lift it with his skinny little coding hands. I, on the other hand have five fingers. And can lift it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Where am I and what does anything mean?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Iteristan
what's where and what's anything?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
What's on second.
What's a helluvah ballplayer!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, Iteristan
I DON'T GIVE A DARN!!
Oh wait, that's shortstop.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My dad always said never to trust a man who can't handle his Thursdays.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= AAR-----Parronan Front ]
Thank the heavens for the ceasefire, today, guns on all fronts fall silent, because of a shaky Peace With Honour agreed by both sides to mourn the Attack on Parron and the Genocide of Manchester, Earth. My prayers are with the humans. (OOC: JZJ, what did I tell you about me finding a way around that?)
Meanwhile, the Eternal Emperor of Snakkra called for a more permanent peace, against an external threat. The occupants of the colossal ships were reptiles, and conspiracy theorists are claiming that they are demons, my opinion? They might want to see a psychiatrist. With luck and cooperation from both sides, a lasting peace may follow, but until the end of next month, a spark could engulf the known space, in the flames of war. [/spoiler]
Also, some headlines.
The nations of the United Nations of Earth prepares for EPD
Peace at last? Or just a little breathing room?
Death toll continues to rise
Parronan spaceport, scuttled or destroyed?
Parrona signs a Peace With Honour ceasefire
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Meh.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
W E A K - S A U C E !
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Anyone who is a fan of Roleplaying, Star Trek, or both, a Star Trek RP is being started (or rather, restarted) on the forums. Come join! http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30267987/
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
....The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra announces,
[I]"I'm not racially-profiling the Reptilians, I think everyone should embrace counselling and therapy programmes!"
The Church of Scientology implodes, then declares "Holy War" on The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra.
The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra responds,
"Relax. Don't do it!"
Social-media is in a frenzy as sales of CHOOSE LIFE! slogan T-shirts and Frankie Goes To Hollywood music downloads skyrocket!
" Mah-hah high-yahhh
Guess what's happening now....? "
Huzzahhh-don't do it!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Say wha-whaaaaaatt?
Are you high?
WTF are you prattling on about, you plastic pillock?
FYI, "CHOOSE LIFE!" T-shirts were for ' Wham! ' fans, you plank!
The summer of 1984 . . . I know, I was there, Spuddles.
Sh¡t, you weren't even an itch in your Daddy's sack for well over another decade kiddo!
I wish he was still here. I miss my best friend.
Happy Fathers Day y'all.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
'Frankie Goes To Hollywood'
did exploit the big 'n' baggy white T-shirt fad of summer 1984 with their ubiquitous,
"Frankie Says RELAX!" slogan.
So you were close, but Frankie says . . .
YOU CHOSE
W E A K - S A U C E
SPUDDLES!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Happy Father's Day.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Great minds have asked this question for millennia...
Especially after a "heavy night" on their intoxicant of choice!
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Morning folks! How's everyone's Monday starting off?
In addition, welcome to new arrivals [nation=short]Adreanncand[/nation] and [nation=short]Landeasia[/nation], hope you folks enjoy Spiritus! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia
Great, accept I will be trudging through NS and uh, let's not talk about that.
Matrixulated
Trudging through NS?! Why not twirl through Spiritus instead?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
Little of both, then. Oh look it's a Monday, time to send an unmanned drone to KoD.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Pew! Pew! Incoming!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Well, it looks like everyone voted for:
Should we have a poll asking if we should have a poll asking what our next poll should be?
- Yes
- No
- Potato
As our next poll
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Intergalactic Worker's Union calls for general uprising
NWUP blockades Parron
Political crisis in the Eakiran Federation as workers begin attacking government
Fellow comrades, unite against tyranny! -Viceroy of the Trade Federation
King to lead defenses of Parron
Owwalan Director to oversee defenses of Owra
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
🤔 Inactive for 7 days and nobody missed me... 😔
☡Beware Wine, Women, and Work 🚸
'tis all the above that has kept me away, although not too much work because it has been so hot here, I saw two hobbits arrive at my door, and they threw a ring at me!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
But I'm a woman :'(
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
I wine, and I'm work!
Besides, how can anybody miss you for 7 days if you're the omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnivorous Lord J-Z-J?
I think I got all the 'omni' words.
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
GET OFF MY GODDAAAAAAAAAAAMN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
*PUMPS SHOTGUN*
ARE YOU OKAY, MAN? LOOK, WE CAN GO AND TALK IT OVER OVER A DRINK, ALRIGHT? JUST.. JUST STOP. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT HERE.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Oh hey there everyone. I hope you lot are having a nice day. :) I think I might be getting back into the NationStates spirit.
Legendus, Asmovia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
*drives a Panzer III onto lawn*
Sorry, but you are not an Aryan. Your lawn is now nationalised.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I have typed the word "poll" too many times in the last five minutes.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
I AM AN ARYAN. DON'T TELL ME I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR 102 YEARS AS A BLACK MAN WITHOUT NOTICING.
ALSO HITLER IS BAD.
USA!
USA!
USA!
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, John Paul
Nice of you guys ito jump in to help us in WW2 at the last minute, after all the hard work was done :P
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Parron, you didn't even vote for that option in the last poll :D
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Nice of you to have a war in the first place. :P
The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Alternative facts, that nonsense. Blah blah.
Uh, should we embargo the Americans? Maybe.
That's what the USA was doing, kill stealing.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Yeah, us Brits only ended up getting the assist :/
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Snakkra enters state of emergency as terror attack kills hundreds
Snakkran stock exchange collapses, literally
Ethereal curtain thins, slightly
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Turns water into wine**
**Pours it on the ground to honour your lawn**
**Manifests a couple of beers**
Here!
**Hands you a beer**
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Just been endorsed by the [nation=short]Western Union Confederate Baptist Church[/nation] - Another Church in Spiritus?! 😨😱😏 - Ofcourse the Lord blessed them with a return endorsement! - May I say welcome to them...
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Western Union Confederate Baptist Church
MURICA.
ACTUALLY, THE STATE OF GRUMPY GRANDPA HAS BEEN INDEPENDENT FROM THE UNITED STATES SINCE 2000, WHEN I TIRED OF PAYING MY TAXES.
LIFE TREATING YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Is that beer a Hecho en Mexico or Imported from Germany OGG?
Lord J-Z-J does water into wine....not handcrafted beer.
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Quaterna
PURE AMERICAN PRODUCT, SON.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Western Union Confederate Baptist Church
Last weeks poll idea was great, this could keep us supplied with polls for a few more weeks! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
Russia got the participation award and France got the "first to surrender" award.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
hehehe, three way poll tie
The Parron Republic
shaka brahs how's it hangin
Violetism banned in Snakkra
(at this point I rolled 4 dice)
(Result: 16, pyrrhic victory)
King dead, invasion repelled
Long live the new sovereign!
The king is dead!
Crown Prince leads squadron.
(Result: 21, Victory)
Blockade broken!
Planet evacuated before reinforcements for Trade Federation could be called
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
French tanks have three reverse gears. They do have a forward just in case they get attacked from the rear.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
And Italy got the "Record side swapper award :P"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
And Italian tanks are symetrical, so they can fight whichever side they've chosen as their enemy that day :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, New Mennonites
[spoiler= Trigger warning ]
Parronan home fleet to perform counterattack
Parronan fleet arrives at Parron
ITF main fleet arrives just before Parronan home fleet
PHF ambushed by colossal ships
Three way fight at Parron
Four way fight at Snal-Kra
Huge multi way fight at Aldrolis
"Eakiran Federation must unite against a common enemy", Eakiran President
In face of pleas for transparency, the United Nations of Earth declassifies top secret files
Panic over external threat "unfounded" says Eternal Emperor of Snakkra
Culveria a real threat? Or just a hoax?
UNoE files mention Culveria, identifies it as the external threat
Culveria scandal, a real topic? Or just a fairy tale?
Snakkra begins construction of Titan
Even the EEoS takes the Culverian threat seriously
[/spoiler]
Quaterna
Obligatory "Oh my God, he mentioned the C Word!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Just want to mention it more...
[spoiler= Trigger warning ]
Parrona, Horsea and the Eakiran Federation forms the "Entente Against the Common Enemy" (EACE)
Snakkra and its neighboring states forms the "United Alliance Against Culveria" (UAAC)
Socialist, communist and syndicalists form the "United Trade Union" (UTU)
Human majority states form the "Human Alliance to Combat the External Threat" (HACET)
Independent System States form the "Confederacy of Independent Systems" (CIS) <totally not reference>
Smaller states form the "United Grand Coalition" (UGC)
Larger states form the "Bloc Against Culveria" (BAC)
The "Grand Alliance Against Culveria" forms (GAAC)
Parronan King confirms reports that Culveria, is real
Violetist claim responsibility for clearing the curtain
Thining curtain reveals other side
Multiple systems named breach points
Multiple ships sighted in multiple systems!
Culveria begins invasion
Counterattack successful!
The end for Sigupor?
Liberation of Sigupor
Finality, the Titan, only serves one purpose, Eternal Emperor
Combined fleet reaches curtain, looks beyond
Culverian fleet withdraws
End of conflict?
Leaders consider preemptive strike
And... Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria
Triggered yet?
[/spoiler]
Quaterna
Not enough people are voting yes! :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
my original vote was just for the sake of 3 ties :D
The Salaxalans, Speros, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
3 way tie, we'd need another poll to break the tie! :P
Matrixulated, Speros, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Potato.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I have never seen you make a post THAT WAS NOT IN ALL CAPS!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
So. Many. Polls.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Magirus
Hey! Look who's found their voice!
And just when I thought Spiritus was looking lean & trim for the summer . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
IT IS ANGER, A FIRE THAT BURNS DEEP INSIDE ME. AN INEXPLICABLE, ETERNAL STATE THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. A HATRED TOWARDS THE CORRUPT, TOWARDS THE WEAK, TOWARDS ALL THAT IS NOT RIGHT-- ALL THAT GOES AGAINST THE TRADITIONAL VALUES OF THE UNITED STATES. WHY? I DO NOT KNOW.
PERHAPS EVENTUALLY THIS STATE OF INERTIA, OF HEBETUDE, SHALL CHANGE. PERHAPS MY ANGER IS AN IRREVERSIBLE CONSEQUENCE, PERHAPS I AM FATED TO HOLD IT IN UNTIL RAGNAROK.
THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN ALL WILL BECOME AS CLEAR AS THE SUMMER SKY.
BUT UNTIL THAT TIME COMES, GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAWN, YOU RAPSCALLION.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
HE JUST HAS HIS FINGER ON SHIFT THE WHOLE TIME.
U65: Well, uh, orders?
U60: Commence bombardment
U65 and U66: Roger roger. *turns and hits each other*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[spoiler= Obligatory Audio Records ]
-Culverian Destroyer-
*ship alarms sound*
What happened!?
We lost engine power, sir!
-GAAC Frigate-
Hold tight, RAM THE DESTROYER.
Yes sir!
*GAAC Frigate collides into Culveria Destroyer*
Sub-light thrusters, ahead full!
-Culverian Cruiser-
Reverse engines, full power, divert all power, emergency speed!
*Culverian Destroyer cleaves into Culverian Cruiser*
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
HELLOOOOOOO!
I'M BACK!!!
(it's been two-ish years but between salaxalans still being delegate and the poll i feel welcome already xD)
('potato' absolutely nothing has changed you guys are gr8)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Speros, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
"I wanna always be with you, I'll give you everything I have"- if you don't know it I feel sorrow for you.
[spoiler= What can I type in here? Nothing. ]
Finality commissioned
Eternal Emperor to command Finality himself
Parronan King commandeers Prosperity as a Captain
Grand Vizier to rule Snakkra
Horsean Prince Consort commandeers Pristine Jewel
Eakiran Senator assumes command of Sovereign
Culverian Admiral surrenders
Culverian Admiral dead
Polish Admiral rams ship into Culverian Cruiser, proceeds to ram said cruiser into nearby Dreadnought
American Admiral uses nuclear weapons on planet under Culverian control
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome back!! :D You know, whenever I type in Spiritus into my URL bar it still guesses Spiritus Trivial instead of the forums. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Seriously? Maybe your computer enjoyed reading it.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Do not read, too many [REDACTED] mentions.
(sorry for all caps)
[spoiler= TRIGGER WARNING ]
Establish comms.
Yes sir.
Link established.
Screen on, translator on.
Wait, I seen you before, you were at the trade conference.
I believe we have not met before.
Jonathan Palivo, you?
Draconos Dragonblood.
What a silly name! Jokes aside, surrender and any bloodshed will cease.
Admiral Hakrer, that is not how we nego...
They attacked first, and we are winning! We set the demands, Jonathan.
Everyone calm down, we will all have to sign the treaty so if anyone is to disagree, the whole thing falls apart.
True, true, but the Eakiran Federation will accept nothing less than compensation for the families affected by the war.
Getting a little hasty there, Senator Karl.
We all know how aggressive I am when I negotiate.
Horsea will be content with a white peace.
That, is, unheard of.
I expected more zeal from an Arch Bishop, Michael?
Oh, the Prince Consort said that it must be done. Called it a favor.
Ah, the favor.
Never mind the lizard here, Mr Kyesha?
You know the Eternal Emperor personally?
More details later, but I do have a question, if he does have a dominion over matter, time, fate and space, where is my brother?
Within Culveria.
Not close enough, details?
None.
Mustafar.
Um.
I heard enough, I know what I wanted to know.
Chairman?
A few planets.
Viceroy Mire?
Spaceport leases, 500 years.
No. No. Naul. No! Naaauuul! You will get nothing!
Well, I'm willing to give an entire fleet.
(inaudible commands)
Yes sir.
Sir, the fleet previously in combat with the Culverian Main Fleet is still in the neighbouring system. It is heavily damaged.
Flagship name.
Corvo.
All right, Draconos, you can have Sky-Fleet Gilead, ships, and crew.
Deal.
Comms offline.
You are willing to give up your crew?
Don't worry, Director Sabine. I deliver less than I promise to, especially when it involves fleets. Contact Admiral Harper.
(indistinguishable chatting)
Ha, a fireship, an old tactic.
A tactic so old that no one would expect it, human.
That Draconos will call off the deal.
What matters is that we decimate his largest fleet.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
#ulveria just won't die, huh?
You need a new approach, Parron.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
So many swear words...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
What? Fireships? Already on it.
No spoiler this time
#Culveriansdidnothingwrong
#Culverianlivesmatter
#Culveriansdeservedbetter
[spoiler= Comms log ]
Open a link with their flagship.
Divert all power to forward deflectors, forward slow.
Ahh, I see you have the fleet, I will personally see to the escort of the ships. Now maintain your current course.
Sir, the scans of the ships are complete, the ship is heavily damaged, all power is diverted to forward deflectors, and there is only one lifeform on
Wha...
The scans are completed, the ship is heavily damaged, all...
No, not that. Admiral what treachery is this!? You have nothing to bargain with!
Well, in that case, I'm off, oh yeah, you can still have my ship, and the fleet.
Uh, sir, that's a GAAC Battleship heading straight at us.
All weapons, fire fire! All batteries, flak, especially point defense, fire, FIRE!
Uh, we can't stop it!
You wait here, I'll be back.
Oh that's great.
-----Contact with PVC Corvo lost-----
#Clankerlifematters
#totallynotSWTCWreference
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated
[spoiler= Comms ]
Establishing joint comms.
Joint comms established.
All right everybody, we have halved the strength of their main fleet. However, Mr Draco survived.
Well, the rest of their navy?
In chaos, now is the time to push, while they recover their leader, strength and morale.
Well, we're wasting time here.
All right, Prosperity is making the push, anyone else?
Finality is making the push.
USS Reagan is advancing.
For faith and country, Pristine Jewel is on the move.
Sovereign is entering hyperspace.
All right, everyone, see you on the other side.
......
Battlefleet Colombia engaging!
Expeditionary Group 45, clear!
Prosperity is facing complications.
Sovereign here, system's clear.
Finality is unopposed.
By the time our fleets meet, we will be on the brink of victory. Together, we will find courage and march onwards to complete victory.
Wait, we are receiving a transmission from Draconosia, sir?
We have more important matters to handle, ignore.
[/spoiler]
Okay since the poll answer was potato... Time for a new poll! :P Any ideas?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
It's summer . . . so how about:
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Or
What is your favorite BBQ food?
You'll have to put an,
● everything like a vacuum cleaner
option on the poll just for Walrus nations.
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
How about, what should we do to promote potatoism further?
Raid other regions to make them potatoists
Burn all of the other starch foods
Declare nuclear potato war on any one who opposes potatoes
Give everyone as many potatoes as we can
Something else
Matrixulated, Speros, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No AARs today, actually until Friday, because um, excuses, excuses excuses, ah um, the fleets are too busy fighting.
Matrixulated
Fighting off the fact that they are working for a collapsing government?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Ooooh . . . Smack-talk Parrona!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Um, martial law and um, genocide walruses for national security, sounds sane.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Ulkan.
WE WILL RAIN POTATO JUSTICE ON ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MUAHAHAHAAAAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHA
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
Um uh, s**t, all the fanatics! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
[spoiler= Meta: ]
Parrona gains the following modifiers:
Religious Fanatics
-5 National Unity
+7 border province unrest
+2 national unrest
Existing modifiers:
Dual government
-3 national unrest
+40 national unity
Special events
At war
Events
+10 national unrest
[/spoiler]
Oh, a let us go as low as the chaps in TBH proposal.
You bully.
Salaxalans is laughing, um...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Grand Vizier of Snakkra follows through with federalisation plan
Eternal Emperor of Snakkra confirms approval of federalisation plan
GAAC on the brink of victory
(OOC: ahead of schedule, soooooooo... )
Trigger Warning, snowflakes!
[spoiler= AAR, UNoE ]
20/09/4317AD
There are only a few planets left under Culverian control, so, I dare say we will have it done by Christmas, and even if we are behind schedule, we still have a last resort, a few of the good old nukes.
The least fortified and yet the most annoying of these will be Frozen City, and mostly because of its defenders, fat, easy to hit, slow, yet hard to kill targets. If we didn't have it by next week, well, it won't be pretty for them.
26/09/4317AD
Well, it ain't looking pretty for the chaps down there, this is the last assault we will have on that frozen thorn, I kinda pity those that were sent down there. Wait, people are yelling antimathdfhdjhd..............
27/10/4317AD
Alright, we are back to finish what we haven't started, is that an oxymoron? Not sure. Never mind. By 1448 local time the missiles are away, and the occasional proton torpedo, 1453, and there goes one, and another and another.
28/10/4317AD
Frozen City has been devastated, well, technically it's now a sunken ruin, so technically we cannot call it a frozen city?
14/12/4317AD
All right, high command told us to execute "Emergency Plan Rossyia" and this time, we will keep to schedule, mostly because there's only two enemy systems left.
Meanwhile, I do need to send this for maintenance.
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Matrixulated
I thought that dude got murdered or deaded in some form, no?
Is this a new (not necessarily) 'Eternal(not guaranteed) Emperor of Snakkra' confirming & approving plans?
M.
Alekseandrea
Nah, the Grand Vizier is a regent while the EEoS is away, on Finality.
PS: Thank you for reminding me of the AAR that I might have abandoned.
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I HAVE RETURNED!
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Yaäáâàåæyÿý!
Missed you!
M.
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Welcome home!
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I might have felt some feelings similar to nostalgia myself.
.
What would you do without me to crush spirits and shatter dreams?
It was almost my duty to return.
Salaxalans most certainly didn't ask me to distract the bluepillers. He REALLY didn't.
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