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Region: Spiritus
Three, actually. :P Puppets in case I ever need them.
Oh. I was playing the anniversary game and one showed up.
Slight changes in names...very clever indeed.
*Invades all three "Salax" nations*
HELLO EVERYONE!
*Asks Urran for some of the many nukes he transports through Spiritus*
Post self-deleted by The Security Council.
*Condemns Urran for using his nukes against his region*
He's not aiming for us TASTAC.
How would you be so sure, TFLR?
If he nukes us, then we all die, including him.
I'm going to call you Tic-Tac, alright?
*FACEPALM*
:)
I like Tic-Tac... Let's go with it.
So, Tic-Tac? Elephants or crossword puzzles?
Tic-Tac departed, it seems.
But I like Tic-Tacs...
Right after you smiled at him, Refenia! He must've been grumpy and hated smiles.
Or his new nickname...
Signups for our third Mafia game are open on the forums! All are invited; it should be a lot of fun! You can find the signups in the "Mafia" section of the "Land of Make Believe" forum.
Ok, guys. I have been forced to post in an effort to promote Mafia III by our LOVELY Delegate and Games Master here.
But seriously, Mafia is an awesome game. If you don't know how to play you'll soon pick it up and have a lot of fun with it!
Check it out in the forum!
XD
Mafia III is marvellous. Sign up to the forum and play it.
Play it. Please.
I am a nation of chibi vampires!
Must you inject blood into victims to prevent ludicrous nosebleeds, or am I thinking of the wrong chibi vampires?
Uh, I mean-
...
The Order has no comment on the subject of vampires and vampirism.
*hisses*
For Your Information...
A Summary of Current Events in Spiritus
A Publication of the Ministry of Information
June 13th, 2013
1) Voting continues on the Supreme Court Term Amendment Act, which currently stands at 13 Ayes and 1 Nay. If passed, this Act will amend the Constitution to specify that once nominated and confirmed, Supreme Court Justices serve until they resign or are recalled. You can check out the Act and vote here: [url]http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/8866589/1/[/url]
2) Game two of Mafia ended in a victory for the Townspeople, after Sovreignry was successfully hanged and turned out to be Mafia. Speaking of which, if you are interested in playing in game three the sign up topic is here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/8882607/1/
3) Today Spiritus gained 2 nations, bringing us from 415 to 418 nations after major update!
Got an event you would like to see added to For Your Information? Contact Minister of Information Wintermoot on the forums or on his main nation, [nation=short]Idantir[/nation].
How do you become a corporate police state again?
Cut political and political freedoms. Harshly. Like, to the point of there being none of either. But, keep economic freedom, somehow. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NationStates_Political_Map.jpg
I'll also be glad to answer any more questions about making your nation into the "Category" that you want it to be. Preferably Telegram me, because I'm not on these forums more than once a day.
*goosesteps in* hello people of Spiritus. how are you all today
Pretty well!
Fine, thank you. On my way to becoming a benevolent dictatorship.
is there any other kind darling? *sarcasm*
...how could that be sarcastic?
I dunno....
Post self-deleted by Idantir.
For Your Information...
A Summary of Current Events in Spiritus
A Publication of the Ministry of Information
June 14th, 2013
1) Voting continues on the Supreme Court Term Amendment Act, which currently stands at 13 Ayes and 1 Nay. If passed, this Act will amend the Constitution to specify that once nominated and confirmed, Supreme Court Justices serve until they resign or are recalled. You can check out the Act and vote here: [url]http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/8866589/1/[/url]
2) President Wintermoot opened the first-ever SWOT Analysis of Spiritus today, asking the natives for their opinions on regional strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats. Please consider participating in this topic, as the results will serve as a guide for the region for the rest of the Presidential term. You can check out the topic here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/8888830/1/
3) Signups for the third game of Mafia are now underway! If you would like to sign up to play in the next game, check out the sign-up topic here: [url]http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/8882607/1/[/url]
4) The Spiritus Defense Force participated in a liberation of the region Das Imperium at major update, along with the United Defenders League, the Founderless Regions Alliance, and several independent persons interested in liberating this region. Unfortunately, the operation failed because of mistiming due to update variance.
5) Today Spiritus gained 5 nations, bringing us from 418 to 423 nations after major update! We've finally crossed into the 420s!
Got an event you would like to see added to For Your Information? Contact Minister of Information Wintermoot on the forums or on his main nation, [nation=short]Idantir[/nation].
Well ladies and gentlemen... It's finally 420.
*Old Voice* Back in the old days when my nation was nice and fresh, we were up there in the 500s.
*Old Voice* I remember when a quarter only cost a nickel! Those were the golden days...*Falls Asleep*
*pokes Refenia with Ceardia's cane*
Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
hai guys!
i am now beginning the invasion of your mum
how do i kill countries
Why would you want to do that?
various reasons. I want to kill the cows for their land.
We did have 500+ nations back in March during our contest with the Land of Kings and Emperors, but we had a lot of nations CtE. We dropped down to the 380s a few weeks ago and are coming back up fortunately. We're dealing with a lot more competition from other regions in recruitment though...limited amounts of stamps have been released, and other regions have acquired scripts to completely automate recruitment, while ours is still manually (with a script to assist).
We've been going up in rank for the last few weeks though, so that leads me to believe that other regions are having more difficulty replacing their CtE'ed nations than we are. :)
*Old Voice* Hmmmm??? Can't a man take a nice nap around here!?!?!?!?
Absolutely not! You must stay awake for processing to become complete!
*Old Voice* My insurance claim process? That'll take years to fini...*Falls Back Asleep*
*steals old man*
*steals Urran*
*Wakes up* Get off me hooligans! *Beats Urran and Sorenian with canes*
Dear lord! How many canes does one man need!
*breaks canes*
*throws in trunk of black van*
*Activates LifeAlert. Cops arrest Urran and Sorenian.*
Hey Hey Hey! I never laid a hand on Refenia! I was in no way related to his kidnapping!
*Old Voice* You're running away holding the man who stole me! You are directly involved in this hippie! Now keep it down, I'm trying to... *Falls Asleep*
*is in military*
*gets away*
*steals cops*
Wait no! Take me with you!
*Reveals True Identity*
You shall not pass!
*Unleashes trees on Urran*
Oh yeah... Sorenian, go home.
Hey, since you all are here... Go join Mafia!
Already did! So excited!
Yeah, I suppose I'm mainly talking to Urran. :)
Yeah Urran, you should join!
Urran totally should! PEER PRESSURE!
Let's all telegram him!
You really love TGing, dontchya?
No, but I think it'd be fun to annoy him by doing so.
Lol, you just like bothering him... You're evil!
*Old Voice* You young'uns have no respect for the elderly! In fact, makes me kinda tired...*Falls Asleep*
Dear lord would someone either kill this man, knock him out, or figure out a way to keep him awake?
*Wakes Up*
*Old Voice*
Hooligans!
*Falls Asleep*
Very well, old man, you like dreaming?
*Puts a sizable dose of Ketamine in a glass of water and forces Refenia to drink it.*
There, that should keep you dreaming for a bit.
*Wakes up*
Guys, I had the weirdest dream! I was an old man, and I got kidnapped, and I used LifeAlert, Urran got arrested, but then I turned into Gandalf and summoned trees to fetch Urran, then I fell back asleep, and got drugged, and then I woke up. It was an awesome dream.
Riiiiiiiiiight.... Did the little white rabbit lead you there?
No... are you on Ketamine?
Not yet! Maybe later... Care to join me?
No. I have committed to a drug-free lifestyle. Ask Urran, he might be interested.
*iz on rooftop*
*snipes at old man*
*Wakes Up*
Guys, I had the craziest dream that I was an old man, and that Urran sniped me from a rooftop! The realm of dreams is certainly strange.
*throws sniper rifle behind back*
hehe. yeah, strange dreams
*tries to look innocent*
*Plays innocent music*
soooo, strange dreams...
Reminds me of Inception.
I guess. never seen it.
stupid career politicians. even exist in NA
Its very confusing, but after a few views, it makes sense.
ah. like most movies that start en media res
Yup. En media res...
Should I break the illusion that it is possible to live a drug free lifestyle anymore? No matter what you do or where you go, you will be pumped full of drugs. It's just a matter of either making the decision yourself, or having a doctor greenlight your entire life. Guess which side I'm on?
give me a hint
I'm a reactionary hardcore extreme right wing conservative. I don't like my decisions being made for me. That's all I can say, fairly.
then we have the same political compass!
I mean like illegal drugs
Good company, Urran! Well, what's legal where you're at may not be legal where I'm at, Refenia. In some places, Heroine is legal. Making something illegal doesn't make it bad, just means that the government wants you to know that you are under their thumb. I do not care what is legal or illegal, it's a name. As long as I am free from addiction (apart from my gambling), I really don't care what's illegal to who. Drugs are drugs, because they make your body react a way that it probably shouldn't, naturally. I can do prescription painkillers, medical marijuana, morphine, it's just a matter of how much is "legal." it's a crap system in my opinion. If you are "Free" enough to quit when you want, and live the way you want, I don't care about legality. I just care about freedom. Don't tread on me. Molon Labe. And feel free to argue, because, honestly, I LOVE arguing views like this. And no one has guessed yet.
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