Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
I....................like*choking*............................................................him.
Why are you chocking? I shall help!
*punches you in the chest*
I don't think that's how you do the Heimlich maneuver, but oh well.
Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Antartican Rp2
Chokes out an almond.
You got any left?
No, but I do have teh tarik for you.
Oh yes. Very much yes. Thanks for te drank.
Faulknation
anyone else wish to come on this escapade if anyone?
I'll come. I can take some neat pictures.
why not
i take it parrona is too mentally stable for this. when shall we be off?
Good news everyone! And [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].
I [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] have compiled the first version of "The Spiritus's zombie survival guide"!
Those zombies won't know what will hit them next year!
It can be found here (You need an account on the Spiritus's forum for this link):
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30063448/1/#new
And here (I was too lazy to fix the layout, the layout is better when one uses the previous link.):
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=715658
Any suggestions for improvements are welcome.
The Salaxalans, Cosmolate, Grumpy Grandma
but none shall be left behind *picks parrona up by the back of his shirt* everyone ready?
Ahh...................wow?
As soon as we can. Hold on though I've got to grab my "wranglin' hat".
*runs away to grab the hat*
*comes back*
I'm ready now.
I'm ready.
are we joining in the fight, or just being bystanders. also, if we are, is it just you or am I good to go as well
and I'm ready
Wow.......at least let me get my maple syrup.
Done, I ready...........
I'm going to ride one.
Hello! 😆😬😎
The Salaxalans
we'll take turns being on the backs of the fighting dragons
*hands parrona his syrup*
hmmmm maybe ill be in the fight too
i think i will fight. [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] would you like to be on my back in he fight?
remember that I'm also a dragon god...just lower than you
Hello! :) (ignore the standard insanity of the RMB)
The Salaxalans, Phytophthora Infestans
yes i know. but we dont want it to be too unfair for the other two. itd be best if it was just i in the fight
alright. if anyone wants to have some distance I can be flying in circles around the group
Telekinesis is my speciality.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cosmolate, Grumpy Grandma
you kill plants, which means you can harm potatoes. POTATOGION! WE NEED YOU!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
HAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😈
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Young one, do not purge or enslave, lest you draw our ire.(Stellaris reference)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] get your potato worshiping arse in here and take care of these infestans
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
But the parrot will go extinct due to a lack of nuts.(embargo enacted)
Phytophthora Infestans
you are quite daring to do such blasphemy here.
The Salaxalans, Phytophthora Infestans
perhaps we will see Potato Jesus Christ before Potatogion
Phytophthora Infestans
Our national animal. The parrot.
Phytophthora Infestans
Parrona...can you not right now
Can I not................yes?
good
Sure!
League of sovereign nations?
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
What fight?
I don't know.
If it's against you,I might join.
its between me and two immortal dragons. watch *turns into my enourmous black dragon form and lowers my head for [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* let us be off. the mountains arent far
Definitely not
[nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] would you please take the others there. i shall commence the combat upon arrival
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
and everyone please know the combat is entirely for the thrills but it does not mean i will hold back nor will the other two
No hate.
BUT THIS IS A NATION SIMULATOR.
Faulknation
i know it is. im the god of my nation. and i do as i please.
Empire Democratique Francais
I have returned from my mission to Europe - So how is everyone and everything here?!
Matrixulated
Alrighty then. Let's go.
*climbs onto Draconos*
Holy nuts! Welcome back JZJ.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
would you like to come along as well Jedi-Zombi Jezus? *spreads my huge black wings* do you have a way to fly or move quickly?
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Omnipresence has its uses you know!
...but um; where are you going?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais
to the mountains. i know two wild immortal greater dragons that are always in combat. i wish to join there fight and [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is going to be on my back as i brawl with the other two
Woh! How many Jesus[es] are there?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
no idea. but now that your here would you like to come along as well?
Sure. I'll bring some poppotat for everyone.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I see you have been curing like there was no tomorrow.
Out of curiousity: Did you shout "There can only be one!" when you lauched the cure missiles?
Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais
[nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] how about we just go and see who follows?
Sure
I'll fly on my potatoplane.
I'll fly with you.
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
*i take off the black fog surrounding me and trailing behind me as i fly towards the mountains and releases a roar that sounds like the souls of millions of people crying out in fear, pain, and despair*
*chuckles* what do you think of the roar of Emberiség [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]?
No thanks, but aren't you a Godly representative of all dragons - Why would you watch two parts of yourself fighting?
I was here first, I was just away "on a mission"...
Potato Jesus huh? - You are just another part of me and the general madness of this region, I guess...
That was a ruse, check my last post on their RMB to see full details...The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
instability isn't something to be ashamed of jzj. everyone has internal battles. just mine are more external at the same time
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
two feuding dragons are two aspects of me that are against each other
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
A most cunning plan.
I take it that you're going to terrorize another region next year?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
well, anyone want to get a ride from me. I have potatoes on my back, and a spot where you can cook them from my internal heat.
The roar is very exciting. Reminds me of the roar of battle of the Great Potato War.
I'm a part of you?! Does that mean I am your son? Father!?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
You know, I'm not sure about that - Though I've grown weary of Europe - It isn't what it used to be...
I'm NOT your father! - You are an anthropic manifestation of a strong human need for belief within this region, a part of the greater need across the World/s - Understand?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
This is reminding me of the relationship between Death and Mort in the DiscWorld of the Terry Pratchett Universe...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cosmolate, Phytophthora Infestans
must have been full of death. the roar of Emberiség is the roar of all of humanitys pain fear and despair. hence its name. it literally translates to humanity
tho nothing can truly embody all of it
Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.
*Flies over the region dusting the crops with strong fungicide*
*Offers the pretty polly bird a sack of nuts*
Oh God! HOW MANY MORE GODS CAN THIS REGION TAKE?!
...AND I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERF*CKIN' DRAGONS IN THIS MOTHERF*CKIN' REGION!!!*Ducks for cover*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
The Great Potato War was filled with death on both sides. Many good men, women, and potatoes died for victory.
That makes sense, seeing as I came to be during the potato war.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
dragons havent done anything to you you old hag
*stares into nothingness because yo triggered my PTSD*
'Twas a terrible war. I watched so many of my friends die. So many good potatoes were killed.
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
sounds sad. i was not here to witness the glory sadly
oh my one second *releases a huge roar that sounds like millions of souls crying out in victory, joy, and courage*
It was anything but great and glorious. You may live for battle, but these people died for victory.
Sounds like during the war. By the end however, it was silent. No one was happy about the war. We were happy for the end, but to stunned by what had happened to cheer.
that was the roar of Shōri.
now enough about this war of the past. it is over. there souls have not been forgotten. a culverian fought in that war though. he was a lowly soldier. ran fourth bravely and died quickly but never once let out a roar of emberiség. he let loose a roar of Shōri with his dying breath that rivals even mine when im at my best
Faulknation
though not everyone heard it
since his death people in there last breaths when dying in true honor hear his mighty roar. the roar of my chosen adventurer
Many Russinadians fight and died in the war. I led the attack straight into the heart of the International Northwestern Union. It was a victory, but at an immense cost of life.
well now. who wants to go get some food?
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.