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Region: Spiritus
Actually, Xenobloods have the most developed concentration of all creatures.
There is no way it would perceive anything incorrectly.
Matrixulated
The nations of Spiritus and the nations in the fictional world (note: isolated clusters of galaxies) of Funj [thank you Paradox(swedish game studio)], are literally worlds away, they can't respond that quickly, even with jump drives.
Matrixulated
Im drowned
Matrixulated
Consider yourself lucky not to be in Kesmor of Draconos.
Look at it, with their God-King away...you know what happens next, we beat the downers into a bloody pulp!
For no one can stand against the vassal swarm.
Apparently I was talking in 3rd person about my, "work".
Matrixulated
Concentration and perception are, in fact, 2 different things.
There is no I concentrate thus I perceive correctly connection.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Sorry, I typed perception wrong and it auto corrects.
Matrixulated
But I would still eat it...
There is no darkness without light, or light without darkness - It is with the shining of the light, that we see the shadow - The Darkside cannot exist as a distinct Force, unless there is a light to see it by - Without its opposite, how would you distinguish one from the other?!
Heresy?!
Praise Be!
We can always do with more recruits, thanks [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]
Excuse me?! Aggressive consumption of bodies and souls?! - That's kinda my thing!!
**Waves hand infront of your face**
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] is not the Jedi Master mind trickster you are looking for...
Evil mind-clouding Sith-Lord however...🤔
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
HETAAAALIIIIAAAAAAAAAA~~~~
Matrixulated
The commie vs nazi squable has poluted the WA assembly. Again.
...
Another reason to hate commies.
Remember Salaxalans 2016!
Remember!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
"What is dead may never die?"
That kind of drowned?
But Hello! all the same!
Here, have a towel and dry yourself off.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Dragonith
Loved it too! It's on my list (see below) but I have a NEW infatuation . . .
. . . I'm 8 out of 12 episodes into binge-watching Parasyte - The Maxim and it is brilliant!
What's your favorite Anime?
is still a great idea for a poll . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
. . . but there is always a SPORK!
* wink wink *
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
What?
*looks around confused*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'm glad you found my lack of faith disturbing.
The reminder, however, was needed.
I thank-you, Lord JayZeeJay.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Like I said, the liberations and resolutions are nothing but glorified fertilizer.
Ignore him, don't look at M, it is bad for your health.
...walruses.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*moons*[nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation] !!
*prepares billy-club for possibly belligerent walrus(ses)*
I tried to borrow 'Lucille' from Negan, but he, and she, were otherwise engaged.
So be prepared to meet 'Lucille's' little cousin, 'Cille' - pronounced "seal" just like the baby . . . well, you get the picture!
Put on your glad-rags, grab your glow sticks, and pop an 'E' 'coz it's time to go clubbin'!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
You might be off your meds, here, take my joy.
Form Prunasia
The Parron Republic forms Prunasia
My [leader title], those bastards in Prunasia has the bravery to claim the irrass region, time will tell if they will push their claims.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
* Prunasia *
. . . Huh, I bet those "brave bastards" in the 'irate-ass' region will have NO problems pushing-out their claims.
In fact, I'd say regular bowel-movements will be the Prunasian National Pastime!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
That aside, I just wonder how that delusional teenager will react to me spamming the RMB of his region.
Heil Hi...wait, I am not playing Hearts of Iron 4 tonight.
Time to murder my cousins...
Matrixulated
I'm confused. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
You are?
What for?
[nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation] just shoved [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] in to a round room and told him to:
" Go pee in the corner! "
= Confusion
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
*prepares minigun for possibly annoying simulations*
YOU MUPPET!!!
I.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
*glances at the "Intervene" button*
ATeE
P
Matrixulated
The fiend!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
We really should have a platform where we could solve arguments as the one above with virtual blood.
Matrixulated
to think youve sunk so low as a raider! its disgraceful!
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] [nation=short]The[/nation] Parron Republic HAS TURNED RAIDER
Raider, no, I spam the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos because of your meddling in Spiritus, to think that you liked it here, you even came back to spam...it hurts my feelings.
Hence the name, Retribution 1 or just R-1.
Matrixulated
Blasphemy!
I am not a barbarian, last I remember, you have a invader tag on Kesmor of Draconos.
Matrixulated
Spammer is the word you should be using, sunk as low as a spammer.
If he had sunk as low as a raider, it would be his region right now.
Also, Parron, play nice will you?
Challenge him to a childs card game or something.
Matrixulated
he is sending multiple regions to my own trying to overrun it with his cennoawvnksovee
i have no invader tag
Medium, Role Player, Anime, Multi-Species, Magical, and Neutral.
those are my tags
i dont spam like you do, my spam may be nonpunctuational but its meaningful! MY SPAMS MEANT TO ENTERTAIN!
or prove a point
Play nice?
Not with a "god"...
Retribution!
For Parronia!
Matrixulated
The purpose of raiding is taking control of a region.
He isn't doing that, is he?
He's just spamming.
To troll you.
Password protect your region and kick him out if you care that much.
Matrixulated
I ran out of frigates and corvettes, damn the Voidrakians
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*sigh* i didnt want to, itd limit the newcomers, I want my region to be large and prosperous, but itd be harder with a password
Then you'll just have to learn to live with a spammer.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I will give you my head if it is meaningful to anyone other than Itrosomia, Hive and yourself before today...mindless rambling...
P. S. The devil can also have my soul.
ive made salaxalans laugh with my puns
The Salaxalans
Know what. maybe ill just invite the three that do like me to kesmor, sure its up to them but theyre welcome in kesmor, as long as hive doesnt eat whats important.
Then consolidate the puns into one post!
He's of his meds for Draconoic Syndrome!
**gasps**
i carry a sickness?
Hive, Walrus...and who, yourself?
It's contagious, I made an obvious mistake, where's my Pherimyclle?
i said three by accident, i meant two.
also cyrtes enjoys my posts from time to time, but shes happy here which is good, and also OGG likes me, i supply him with shotgun shells
Whenever I come back from a weekend, I never know what's happening in the RMB when I log back on.
How your weekend loves?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
parron targeted my region for a spam attack because im not here weekends. i fixed it
Statens
Good, until the Culveria came.
Matrixulated, Statens
[nation=short]The Parron Republic[/nation] makes sense
[nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation] Spam is fun (sometimes..)
The person who named [nation=short]the[/nation] country [nation=short]the[/nation] is [nation=short]the[/nation] worlds biggest troll. I wish I had had [nation=short]the[/nation] opportunity to do something like that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
[nation=short]the[/nation] is a GENIUS
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Also, I need sleep
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Ah, that...I'm speechless.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
His classification is The The The The The The The The of The
Matrixulated
he spammed me with auvuewnnwjoefnonfowenuovd sort of spam
he even has a region called The
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
He's also extremely isolated.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Retaliation!
For Forteresse Parronia, prepare to jump!
why retaliate?
I'm BAACCCKKKK!!! 😂😈
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Hey long time no see, do you know where potatogion is? he hasnt been here for a while
Phytophthora Infestans
also if youre looking to strike fear into there hearts ive already done that
Phytophthora Infestans
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
he is an enemy of potatoes, i like him, he infests them and eats them alive
Phytophthora Infestans
Klick krrr klick
(Infestens? Is he copying me? Because if he is...)
*devours a picture of him*
KREEEEEE!!!
Phytophthora Infestans
Easy there...
This is a friend.
I think...
Phytophthora Infestans
hes not copying you buddy, this guys older then you, hes only a potato infestan
if you love potatoes hes not a friend
Phytophthora Infestans
Ok you do you.
But please don't eat spudghetti
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
spudghetti?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
How can I be a copy, if I existed before the thing I am allegedly supposed to have copied?! - I AM ORIGINAL!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You know, the [nation=short]flying_spudghetti_monster[/nation]
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
oy! shut it! i cleared it up, the hive eats about anything, you only eat potatoes
Phytophthora Infestans
So did the cabbage worms copy you?
Matrixulated
i said the infestans eat potatoes, not me
Phytophthora Infestans
Hello.
Welcome back, just stay in Lud's Holm and you will be fine.
Uh...
At first, we taunted the leader of Culveria, he replied by creating a puppet nation, and initially terrified us, now, we stand alone against the Culverian threat, we could no longer rely on our allies in the Empire of Light, now a new enemy has risen, the dragon's son is plunging his dagger into the exposed Grox Sector! They threaten the free citizens of Pradoxca, we stand alone against the heresy of Draconism, we stand alone against Draconos and his sons, we, were the ones who managed to return the Unbidden back to the hell that spawned them, if we managed to repel an extradimensional invasion, we can cripple the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos!
I kno. I was talking to him about not eating him. He made it rain potatoes once. Also, it is the salaxalans favorite nation.
Phytophthora Infestans
ohhh alright. hopefully the two microbial species dont fight
Phytophthora Infestans
Hmmm... I had to look that one up!
This region's potato worship knows no bounds!! - A "Flying Spudghetti Monster"?! 😂
Pffftt! We only eat potatoes (whole, natural, organic, or otherwise), not some weird unnatural potato-pasta hybrid with a god complex...
Seems currently inactive anyhow - Maybe the "Creator" realised that they made a mistake with it's creation...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
This region is so potatoy that, well just look at the poll.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I'm bored so...
*makes it rain chicken nuggets and waffles*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
The religions,
Potatoism,
Harsii,
Parrii,
and
Vultrism,
are now considered as heresy in Prunasia.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
why dont you make it rain walruses?
what?? Draconism isnt considered heresy now?
*eats chicken and waffles out of the sky*
KREEEEEE!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
Shh!
They are napping right now.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Uh oh!
Where is your devil pickle?
Ahhh, I missed this madness!
The Salaxalans
Yay! Walrism is good now!
Still is.
Not yet.
Opinion: -75
Heretic -90
Interesting populace 20
similar religions 30
Casus belli -15
Intervention in war -40
What?
devie is napping
some idiot hunter decided to try and hunt him down and ended up getting eaten but did wound devie so hes sleeping it off
Itrosomia
Ok. Phew
Here, have a complementary spiritus penguin!
*hands you a baby penguin*
The Salaxalans
whoa whoa whoa whatre you doing with baby penguins?
The Salaxalans
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.