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Region: Spiritus
Nono itsh clearly 13... Hic! Obvioushly... Hic!
Matrixulated
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Matrixulated
You all have inspired me!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Nua Hosnia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
To do what? become an arsonist? I tend to inspire people to do that.
Matrixulated, Nua Hosnia, Pugtopialand The Iiiii, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The poll! All the talk about math. :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
But arson is bad, no burning things. >_>
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thank you for including the proper answer in the poll The Salaxalans.
The others haven't given the correct answer yet.
Perhaps they are to busy with their mindless entertainment and cheap booze.
Very prole-like behaviour.
I am wondering if I should be depressed or entertained by the poetic nature of their ignorance.
Probably both.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Pugtopialand The Iiiii
Arson is bad, burning things is good.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Pugtopialand The Iiiii, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
fire is the best!!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Good Ol Murica, Pugtopialand
It's a binary thing, Murican.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*waist deep in potato shavings, continues to feverishly grate more potatoes*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh goodness...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I think he's broken.
I suggest a involuntary shutdown procedure.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I agree. Anyone else want to be delegate? :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
. . . or at least give the man some shredded cheese, bacon bits, sour cream and chives.
Then his potato will be loaded . . . oh no!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*munches bacon bits*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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Regional Happenings
5 hours ago: Death to all who oppose ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Orthodox conservative traditionalism ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Gounldy ceased to exist.
**Looks up from feasting on the diseased corpses of former resident nations**
Huh? Wazzat you said?!
Ah, you missed me? - How sweet! Never fear your Lord and Saviour; the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ALWAYS here! - You may not see, nor hear, nor smell my presence, nor taste of my flesh and blood, but I am ever present - Any strange or arcane disappearance, unusual and/or seemingly inexplicable regional occurance; any fortuitous or unholy miracle can be attributed to me! - Indeed I am everywhere; all-knowing and all-seeing, ever present, at any moments notice, and liable to pose a threat when you least expect it - Why recently I revisited Rogue Lumberjack's garage; haunted his Linux operating computer, made a few changes/glitches in the Matrix causing Matrixulated to experience dejavu, manifested in Matrixulated's morning toast, and watched over him while he was in the shower; exchanging his usual soap and shower gel for one infused with garlic butter, possessed a mosquito in his bathroom, and salivated (once more) over his garlic-buttered glutes, providing him with much irritation, when I took a miniscule bite!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ahh...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Stop arson about!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This is better than Benny Hill. My Uncle is gonna loose his mind!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon
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That implies that we're being watched, which means that we have to run or we'll be seen!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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Run run run with the Benny Hill music playing in the background? Cool!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
It was necessary.
Matrixulated
LIESH! ...Hic! POTATOESH IS BESHT! ...Hic!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Pugtopialand, Pugtopialand Jr, Pugtopialand The Ii, Pugtopialand The Iii, Pugtopialand The Iiii, Pugtopialand The Iiiii
Man, I'm gonna have a crisis, fire vs potatoes
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Pugtopialand, Pugtopialand Jr, Pugtopialand The Ii, Pugtopialand The Iii, Pugtopialand The Iiii, Pugtopialand The Iiiii
You know, I have an account in TRR and there is a place called Maladoria
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Which implies both that we have been seen and that we haven't. I would ask people to make up their minds, but that would be cruel and unusual...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
FIERY POTATOES!!!!! OH YAHHH!!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Pugtopialand, Pugtopialand Jr, Pugtopialand The Ii, Pugtopialand The Iii, Pugtopialand The Iiii
I wouldn't accept any kind of food from him.
Something about his statement makes me paranoid.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Pugtopialand, Pugtopialand Jr, Pugtopialand The Ii, Pugtopialand The Iii, Pugtopialand The Iiii, Pugtopialand The Iiiii
It would be cruel. I disagree.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hey folks!
As you can see, our flag is different and we're saying thank you to The Black Hawks on our WFE! You might be confused, because well we're Spiritus not The Black Hawks! What is this nonsense? The thing is, while they're our sworn enemies on the battlefield, the folks over at the Black Hawks are cool and okay outside of that and during the April Fools Day Potato Event we worked together rather closely. In a deal that effectively ended up getting us into the Final 5 of voting, they lent us a significant number of votes in exchange for us flying their flag for two weeks, as well as leaving them a WFE notice. Furthermore, their negotiator Ever-Wandering Souls also added a personal clause of Salaxalans holding another Mafia Game because he really loved the first one, so look forward to that!
I hope y'all can live with the temporary flag for the two weeks it's up, I promise we'll have it back to the beautiful Spiritus flag before you know it.
Your loving Founder
Matrixulated, Rogamark Iii, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Murican Land
Do not be afraid by the new flag, everyone. It seems that the previous Presidential Administration made a secret and shady deal (without legislative approval) with a prominent Raiding Organization known as The Black Hawks to put their flag there in exchange for giving The Salaxalans votes in the April Fool's day Secretary General Election. Fortunately, we believe that the flag and a mention on the World Factbook Entry is all that they gained from this deal, and that will be temporary. Nonetheless, rest assured that the Regional Assembly will be investigating this matter. Let us know if you have any questions.
Matrixulated, Guy Ii, Alekseandrea, Neanderthal6
This is not the place for such a post Toms, that explanation is skewed. I may be grumpy about the deal too (I was not part of it) however, such a statement that attacks these members should not be posted on the rmb, this post should be for the forum. I apologize to the members of Spiritus who are having this argument on the rmb, I ask all other posts regarding this argument be made on the forums as a form of curtiousy to those who don't want it brought here. This is not an order, as I cannot make that about the rmb, but it would be generally good and curtious. Any comments on the situation are fine, just please do not start the argument on the rmb, keep it to the forums.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*leaves out some potatoes for everyone*
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I like the new flag you guys should keep it ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria
Don't make me fire my rotary cannons at you, Kyo >:[ We attack helicopters are dangerous!
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
well then...
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
hi!
Matrixulated
HI! Welcome to Spiritus my friend! Seeing as you are new, I suggest that you apply for citizenship and first register on our forums :D All links can be found in the World Factbook entry :D
Matrixulated
I love it.
I'm top five in the region for Rec. drug use, gambling, crime, and political freedom.
Meanwhile, all of my voters, high, have elected a known mob boss to a high position.
Matrixulated
Hey there.
Matrixulated, Blitze
I liked our old flag better.
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
Fiery potatoes.
Matrixulated
You mean, you? I didn't know you were a mob boss
Matrixulated
No, my chief advisor.
Matrixulated
No wonder your sho dumbb... Hic!
Matrixulated
*wipes single tear*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'm shorry!!!! *Cries in the corner* Sho shorry... BELCH!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
There, there...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
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The Sultanate of Neanderthal6 and I are the sultanates of swing.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
So endorse him.
Matrixulated
Tru fam
Matrixulated
Quit trying to use your advisor as a scapegoat. The truth has been revealed!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
https://youtu.be/3zRT-LvJUuQ
Matrixulated
Ooh! Just noticed I have a 100/100 Economy!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I am now invading Brazilistan (Issue set)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
With how often they're nuked it's astounding they still exist. Also, I wonder what he did to the mods to be specified in this issue. Most issues use generic no-name nations like Bigtopia.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb
We live under the protection of JZJ - Praise Be!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Shut Up You! - You know you're not supposed to break cover until October 31st!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
**Encourages everyone to put tinfoil hats on**
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Neanderthal6, Greater Brazilistan
I'm kinda late, but I misread that as "the land he has blessed with his flatulence". I need to get some more sleep...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
**With small loan of $1,000,000 starts up company distributing and selling tinfoil hats with my own two yuuuuggggge hands**
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan
**Sends cheap labour over the border, during the dead of night to aid in this endeavour - Following the 'Murican Dream**
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
NO!!!
That was not JayZeeJay himself at 0:41 doing a John The Baptist gig!
Oar to the face! Works every time.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Brazilistan has extensive tin mines - You need a supplier of raw materials?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion
Raw materials huh? - **Begins Operation: Enduring 'Murican/Brazilistani Freedom**
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan
Does it come with raw corruption and a supplier of material witnesses?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
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Talking of raw corruption and a supply of material witnesses may I introduce you to the Church?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Tondeleo
Were you responsible for this?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Holo.
Matrixulated
Yolo.
Matrixulated, Blitze
I finally hit world benchmark civil rightsh!... Hic!
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
Penguin is watching you!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Soviet Militants
*collapses from a week of potato grating*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Kieran what ish the planet game with black holesh that shucksh the planet away?... Hic!
Matrixulated
You shouldn't use people's names on the Internet.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
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Hello again my Potato eating chums, it's been a long time, lovely to see you.
My company, Mr. Money PotatoCo., has seen booming profits during the first month of business and I am delighted to say that I have raised, through sales of Potatoes, £633,351,168,000,000,000 for your Region.
Enjoy your new mountain of money. If you ever want any more, just ask me politely and I will consider.
Also, why are you using the Black Hawks Flag?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Murican Land
We are using the TBH flag because we struck a deal in the Secretary-General election, that we would mention them and use the flag in return for support to the Salaxalans as Secretary-General. (Correct me if I'm wrong, fellow Spiritans.)
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hey guys I got a new flag
Matrixulated
Last time Rogue Lumberjacks was active was 10 days ago. I wonder what happened to him
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Is the Jedi-Zombi Jezus still in its cage?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Murican Land
I deny this allegation.
Matrixulated
Happy Platypus Day!
Matrixulated, Blitze, Murican Land, Soviet Militants
Thank you.
Matrixulated, Blitze
With all due respect, can we ask more people to join, I think you aren't here as offen. Thx
Matrixulated, Neanderthal6
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