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Region: Spiritus
That is true.
Well, maynbe not no one. I kind of like this alleged impostor.
Thanks buddy.
[nation=short]Russia Nadia[/nation] you better not try any funny business
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Probably not completely true. There are probably more Cordells out there.
That's pretty funny.
Like me.
Esperossa
*glares*
Anyways, I've got to go for now. When I get back Russia Nadia better not be more like me.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
NO!!!! TO BOTH THINGS YOU SAID
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I guess I have to leave too.
Yes to both things you said.
i do not trust this [nation=short]Russia Nadia[/nation]
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I kind of like this [nation=short]Russia Nadia[/nation]. I hope he or she sticks around for a little while.
Ahem.
Do you perchance have a low self-esteem?
You deliberately immitated an excisting nation to cause conflict.
The most likely reasons to do this, is to get attention or to breed a artificial sense of superiority.
Hardly the reasoning of someone comfortable with themselves.
Besides, why?
What kind of human being has time to waste on such frivolous matters?
Is there really no better way to invest your time?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
And we shall devour their crops; particularly their potatoes!
I've done this before. It was purely for entertainment, and after all, isn't that what NS is for? Ask [nation=short]Escanthea[/nation] if he he dislikes his doppelganger [Nation=short]Esconthea[/nation].
Grumpy Grandma
i know what kind of human. foolish humans
:P
Alekseandrea
Aren't ALL humans fools in one way or another?
Esperossa, Grumpy Grandma
Especially humans masquerading as gods.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
why are you so skeptical of me being what i am? can you not accept it?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
um....no.
Matrixulated
Thought you potato lovers would appreciate this: http://i.imgur.com/JNGsWZS.jpg
Matrixulated
than do not speak of me or deal with me and i shall leave you be as well.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
i have no business to do with heathens
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Just for the record, I don't.
You don't what?, dislike Escanthea's doppelganger?
Exactly. I think it's great what he's doing and I fully endorse it.
*whispers* I hate Gods!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
so grumpy :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
does that mean you hate me... :(
https://youtu.be/u93bhAimFFU
Thanks buddy.
Deep man. Maybe I shall go on a soul searching journey to discover how to use time. Maybe I won't, I obviously have enough time to not.
Alekseandrea
im deeply hurt by that grandma
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
[nation=short]Russia Nadia[/nation] i still highly dislike you
[nation=short]Ezkantia[/nation] i dislike you as well
I don't believe in Gods, especially those that are right in front of me - I mean why believe in something that you can actually see with your own two eyes; there's really no need for it!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
Gods force you into an unnecessary confrontation with Reality - Especially so if they prove to be Real - Ugh it's all circular; it makes me dizzy and gives me a headache! But I loves you as an individual entity nonetheless...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
so you like me as a god individually?
im kinda confused
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
im sorry im not the god of knowledge
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
Let me put it like this: Do you believe in Gravity?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
No answer?
How do you not believe in something that is that is quite often painfully there. Kind of the same thing as Draconos/Culveria. You don't worship gravity do you? Just because it is there doesn't mean you have to worship it, just that you need to acknowledge that it exists.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation], [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], [nation=short]Audriany[/nation], [nation=short]THE_GREAT_POTATO_EMPIRE[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], [nation=short]Ythapitan[/nation], [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]The_Pie_Islands[/nation], [nation=short]Shambo[/nation], [nation=short]Consigahria[/nation]
New map :D
THE LINK: http://i.imgur.com/D2ydfKJ.png
(Not important) Notification: Also, there will soon be another map update due to people claiming the same land (3 claimed the Caribbean Islands :D) and some not specifying their colours.
Also, ADDRESSING AUDRIANY, colonies will come soon, don't worry :D
Finally, ADDRESSING SALAXALANS, would it be possible to have a link to the map in the World Factbook Entry? That way I won't have to message everyone to notify them of a new update, and everyone won't have to trawl through 50 notifications trying to find my message.
Also, (yes I lied about it being finally, sorry :( ), ADDRESSING EVERYONE, please tell anyone wishing to claim on the map to telegram me with their provinces and their nation colour. I know Audriany has been helping out a lot (thanks ;) ).
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
did you just ask me if i believe in gravity?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
I believe that she did, in fact. Now, us Murdock here are a very superstitious people, but there are a few things we know for certain. Gravity is one of them, caused by the great Skyloc, Glrghlum.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
What is this, 2004?
Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH HUMANS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THEY'RE SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!
Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
World of Warcraft was released in 2004 by the way. So your not confused by this.
Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
im confused by other things tho
and whos this [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation]?
We, good sir, are the murlocs.
Alekseandrea
interesting. such a inferior species established a country?
not weak but not in an entirely humanoid body which is usually essential for a country.
nor are your kind really... safely social, usually killing and stuff
We've taken the cue of Finley and stepped up.
Alekseandrea
how nice. well as you may have already guessed or known im Draconos the god of all dragons
I am Escanthea, and I don't dislike my doppelgänger
no your [nation=short]Free Ezkanteia[/nation] not [nation=short]Escanthea[/nation]
and its not doppleganger. its imposter
What's with all these imposters?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
I'm not sure about a link in the WFE, [nation=short]Aotan[/nation]... Sincee we already have one map I just don't want to get rid of it but on the other hand Bon hasn't been able to update it in a while... Maybe post it on the forums and then the WFE can link to the section so people can see both maps?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'm not sure though, that section that Bon's map is in was made specifically for that map.. I'll have to think. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Copy me?! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!
My thoughts exactly! - Other Jesus/Jezus-type based nation names are fine as long as they don't directly anf obviously mimic me...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Are you really going to lecture people on here about masquerading (ie. acting outside of your normal IRL character/persona) in a virtual world/universe intelligently designed for that very purpose?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
To the Virus, the Fungus, the Bacterium, or the Parasite, Humans ARE Gods - They are the most successful species; the most advanced predatory and parasitic lifeform; one which plagues most, if not all Life on the surface of the Earth, so much so that Humans are on the verge of destroying all Life, including itself, and thus thereby hitting the [Reset] button...
Praise Humanity!
Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
Very true. Praise me!
Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
"How do you not believe in something that is that is quite often painfully there."
- My point is whether you believe in Gravity, or not, it will have its effect; the force is felt, a process is sensed, work is done, things happen, cause and effect are clearly in evidence; objective reality is comprehended in a clear, reasonable, and logical manner - Belief is not required because it is irrelevant to the facts of the matter; the evidence provided to your senses, your brain, and your quite sensible mind.
Gods either exist, or they don't - If they don't exist, then belief is a disease of the human mind; an incurable insanity that is a waste of a human mind. If they do exist then belief is not required, especially if you can provide evidence or proof of the fact - The Gods that reside here in Spiritus do not inspire any feelings of belief in me because I just know you exist, as the evidence is plain to see!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
There can only be one real JZJ, but others can coy by making things like:Sith Zombi Jezus. Or something like that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Yes, see my post previous to this one...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
They could, although in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, we embrace the idea that there is no Heaven or Hell except that which you, I, or we create here on Earth; no Devil to challenge the Will of God; no Good without Evil; no Light without Dark, within ALL of creation; both creator and created - Thus, whilst I would not forbid the creation of a Sith-Zombi Jezus, it would be unnecessary because that "dark side" resides within me...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Going with your point, an all-powerful and all-good god cannot exist. If one is all-powerful then you have both the powers of good and evil within them, making them not all-good. If something is all-good then it cannot be all powerful, as it cannot have the powers of good and evil. If God was all good then the world would be perfect, as he would not be able to create flawed creatures with evil inside them. God wouldn't know evil to create flawed creatures, making him non all-powerful. If people want to believe in any form of a god, so be it, I just feel that they should think more deeply about the parameters that bind certain gods. To me, it doesn't matter if there is a god or not; I'm just going to live my life to the best of my abilities.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
poor internet,it is going to shut down in 10 minutes?
ah,the internet is restored!
I disagree.
Good and evil are both abstract and relative terms, which depend on one's morality.
Therefore powers aren't good or evil but merely tools. While every tool implies a use, they have no inherent connection to morality and thus no inherent connection to good or evil.
Thus a God can be "good" AND all-powerful.
The only downside is that it is not necessarily what we would call "good".
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans
it is not the powers,i meant tools that are good or evil,it is the creator,if he meant good,the tool will most likely do good,unless an accident occurs..........
Russinadia
vice versa
Russinadia
........ humanity is foolish. most dimensions with humans are devoid of life and extinct
i hate the classifications of good and bad cause some do bad things doesnt mean they are bad. nor is it when some do good things doesnt mean they are good
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Maybe God got drunk and then created the world. That's why the world is flawed, yet God can still be all good.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
no. god/gods made this world perfect. made it peaceful, made it beautiful. then they made humans. HUMANS SINNED AND F***ED IT ALL UP!!!!!!! HUMANITY IS FLAWED!!!! HUMANITY BREAKS THINGS!!!! MESSES WITH THINGS!!!! AND F*** EVERYTHING OVER
Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Faulknation
But who made the humans flawed? THE GODS(or God)! Humans had no choice in being evil. They never created themselves. If God knows all things in all of time, then humans don't truly have free will. If we do not have free will then we have no choice of sinning.
*proceeds do smash all the things*
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
gods gave humans free will. and they gave humans this world to do as they pleased. even if it was sin or destroy this world. but he knows what theyll do. but they can change what the future holds. they have that power. but each time they change it god/gods see what will happen because it. it is humans fault
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
I'M NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT! I'M JUST GOING TO SMASH EVERYTHING!
Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
well this took an unexpected turn...I think I'll stay out of this one, I'm a bit passionate on this subject and I don't want people to be reading 10 200 word posts
The Salaxalans, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma
*watching cordell smash stuff* im disappointed in you cordell
Russinadia
i thought you were better
Russinadia
was there ever very much to be disappointed in?
Russinadia
..... hmm...... was there?
Russinadia
Every once in a while, you just need to smash some things. Personally, I don't even care if there is a god or not. As long as I have the illusion of free will, then I am happy.
The Salaxalans, Phytophthora Infestans
not that I remember...at least before he was sane though, now just look at him *stares while cordell smashes all surrounding objects, injuring himself in the process*
Russinadia
GOD MADE ME DO THIS! I HAVE NO CHOICE IN QHAT I DO! SCREEEEEEEEEE!
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*what
cordell stop blaming it on gods
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia
*arms flailing*
I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME! I CAN'T BLAME MYSELF, I DON'T CONTROL MY ACTIONS! I BET JZJ IS CONTROLLING ME! HE'S MAKING ME INTO A ZOMBIE!
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
should we help him?
I want to see how this plays out. Don't help him.
Phytophthora Infestans
ok
Probably
*flails around like a headless chicken until I trip on an overturned chair and smack my head on the ground*
Phytophthora Infestans
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