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Matrixulated wrote:...I hope you brought Butch and your Shotgun back from the clutches of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and His Jedi-Zombi Horde!

M.

[spoiler=Excuse me?!] - Pay attention dear boy! Surely you recall that nobody noticed The Grumpy Grandpa had died until 4 days later! - It was too late to do anything except the inevitable...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...I did the only thing I could, and dined on his rotting corpse with some fava beans and a glass of Chianti🍷🍾, raised his dog; "Butch", once again to join the ranks of the zombie hounds, and set the hound to dig random holes in the old lawn...
My puppets paid their respects in their own way...

Animal Farmerica wrote:*Drapes the flag over the defiled remains of his corpse*

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Old veterans (and former enemies) salute the passing of their old adversary*

Greater Brazilistan wrote:*Takes his remains for "processing"*

I merely resurrected his zombie hound; "Butch", and set it about digging his lawn - I did not touch his shotgun! - I have the Force with me, why would I need a primitive projectile weapon?!

Obviously after I had left Butch at The Grumpy Grandpa's place, someone else interfered in the deceased's property...

Parrona wrote:Butch? Oh, I gave Butch away to some religious fanatics that are currently facing a nationwide purge.

As for the shotgun, it was seized by the government after it was found on a one of the aforementioned fanatics arrested by the government, and it is currently en route to the Horsean Federation for purification.

It is obvious Parronan forces have been at work; both with Butch the Zombi Hound, and Grumpy Grandpa's shotgun - I ofcourse deny all knowledge of any of these "religious fanatics" of which Parrona speaks - I assume it is some problem local to his realm...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub][/spoiler]

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[spoiler=Excuse me?!] - Pay attention dear boy! Surely you recall that nobody noticed The Grumpy Grandpa had died until 4 days later! - It was too late to do anything except the inevitable...

My puppets paid their respects in their own way...

I merely resurrected his zombie hound; "Butch", and set it about digging his lawn - I did not touch his shotgun! - I have the Force with me, why would I need a primitive projectile weapon?!

Obviously after I had left Butch at The Grumpy Grandpa's place, someone else interfered in the deceased's property...

It is obvious Parronan forces have been at work; both with Butch the Zombi Hound, and Grumpy Grandpa's shotgun - I ofcourse deny all knowledge of any of these "religious fanatics" of which Parrona speaks - I assume it is some problem local to his realm...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub][/spoiler]

Obvious undead horde is obvious undead horde, JZJ, I shall now begin mass bombardment of any of their strongholds, to tell them that no god, deity or supreme being can save them.

Not even their "Jesus. "

As for OGG's lawn, it's now tundra, if I had the resources to spare, I would have dumped rocks on said lawn to turn it into a mountain range.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:It's with the Horsean Federation! You can't get it from me, because I don't have it!

Go over there, that's where the Horseans are!

*points in direction of Snakkra*

Matrixulated wrote:😯 Somehow, I don't think the, "I'm with Snakkra" T-Shirt is gonna throw OGG of his murder trail.

Time to look for asylum, methinks! 😐

M.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Err, who is Snakkra?

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Rubs eyes.

"I'm with Shakira"?

Is Jesus with Snakkra and Shakira?

You know her hips don't lie? I heard that on the radio.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Hardyhomeland wrote:Is Jesus with Snakkra and Shakira?

You know her hips don't lie? I heard that on the radio.

😂😃😄

I'm printing T-Shirts that say,

[List]I'm with Snakkira - Front

Jedi-Jezus Saves Hips! - Back[/list]

Only One Spiritus Potato each!

Who wants one? 😀

Huzzah!

[sub](all proceeds go towards 'The Dominatrix' defense fund against the dark arts of 'The Matrix' RMB persecution) - Huzzah![/sub]

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😂😃😄

I'm printing T-Shirts that say,

[List]I'm with Snakkira - Front

Jedi-Jezus Saves Hips! - Back[/list]

Only One Spiritus Potato each!

Who wants one? 😀

Huzzah!

[sub](all proceeds go towards 'The Dominatrix' defense fund against the dark arts of 'The Matrix' RMB persecution) - Huzzah![/sub]

I’ll take one

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hardyhomeland wrote:Is Jesus with Snakkra and Shakira?

You know her hips don't lie? I heard that on the radio.

I dunno, man. Jesús Navas wasn't the Spanish football player that married her, it was some other guy from Barcelona.

Oh, and that was before her music started to become rubbish, so I recall that.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😂😃😄

I'm printing T-Shirts that say,

[List]I'm with Snakkira - Front

Jedi-Jezus Saves Hips! - Back[/list]

Only One Spiritus Potato each!

Who wants one? 😀

Huzzah!

[sub](all proceeds go towards 'The Dominatrix' defense fund against the dark arts of 'The Matrix' RMB persecution) - Huzzah![/sub]

I call at least thirty percent of the profits under obscure Spiritus copyright law.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

I WANT MY DOG AND MY SHOTGUN NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WANT MY DOG AND MY SHOTGUN NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL.

Spiritans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😂😃😄

I'm printing T-Shirts that say,

[List]I'm with Snakkira - Front

Jedi-Jezus Saves Hips! - Back[/list]

Only One Spiritus Potato each!

Who wants one? 😀

Huzzah!

[sub](all proceeds go towards 'The Dominatrix' defense fund against the dark arts of 'The Matrix' RMB persecution) - Huzzah![/sub]

You're welcome to set up business in [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] selling them to our citizens- It is for charity after all...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WANT MY DOG AND MY SHOTGUN NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL.

No problem! - I have the high ground!!

Welcome to the Revenge of the Fifth!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

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New poll published...

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WANT MY DOG AND MY SHOTGUN NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL.

Fires? Wooo, nice, the largest religion in Parrona revers the atmosphere and fires as sacred, so much so that ships that are built by orders of said religion usually glitter when placed in between a viewer and a star.

Too bad fires don't happen in space, otherwise they would be elated.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:New poll published...

It seems like it's shameless self-promoting day.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Great British Federation voted for "Revenge of the Fifth," well you could say the the Empire strikes back.

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No problem! - I have the high ground!!

Welcome to the Revenge of the Fifth!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Parrona wrote:Fires? Wooo, nice, the largest religion in Parrona revers the atmosphere and fires as sacred, so much so that ships that are built by orders of said religion usually glitter when placed in between a viewer and a star.

Too bad fires don't happen in space, otherwise they would be elated.

*GOES TO LOCAL PAWN SHOP AND GETS SHOTGUN BACK*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:It seems like it's shameless self-promoting day.

Are you upset that I published a poll, after you had virtually seized control of the means of poll production?! - Fear not, fair Alekseandrea...

[spoiler=Pour vous...] 🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌠🌌🌒🌌

❇✨❇✨❇✨❇✨❇✨

✨❇✨❇✨❇✨❇✨❇

🌆🌆🌆🌆🌇🌆🌆🌆🌆🌆

__________💃🏼🕺🏼__________

[sub]A night dancing under the stars...[/sub][/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WANT MY DOG AND MY SHOTGUN NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL.

Ahhhh I missed you. :P

(psssst where's your flag?)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Ahhhh I missed you. :P

(psssst where's your flag?)

MISSED YOU MORE, KIDDO.

HERE, HAVE A BEER.

(NO IDEA, WILL HAVE MY GRANDSON LOADUP IT AS SOON AS HE'S ON HIS COMPYUTER.)

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Uh... I voted on Jamaica. That good, mon?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

is there no end to life's suffering? will finals week never end? are all grad students doomed to die in the library? probably so.

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Urran wrote:is there no end to life's suffering? will finals week never end? are all grad students doomed to die in the library? probably so.

Take the Potato Pill and good luck with your finals!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

New poll!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Take the Potato Pill and good luck with your finals!

M.

thanks

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

So I just went to do the new poll and noticed the 'World Census Report' has posted rankings for,

' The Fattest Citizens in Spiritus '

Matrixulated being of lean, mean Codestream is ranked at #277 out of 282 Nations.

Cool. 😎

But where are the lard-buckets infesting the floating iceberg of Itrosomia ???

They're not even in the Top 10? 😲

Russian hackers again! 😠

M.

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P.S.

Why am I not surprised that Parrona chose the option to 'kick' the dog? 😐

I guess if [B][I]Hasnosoul_&_Isdeadtome[/I][/B] had offered additional choices in her poll such as,

[list]○ Nuke

○ Microwave

○ Baryonic Torpedo Extinction Event [/list]

. . . The Evil Eye could have gotten a little more creative.

I'm telling you guys . . . that boy needs therapy! 😯

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:P.S.

Why am I not surprised that Parrona chose the option to 'kick' the dog? 😐

I guess if [B][I]Hasnosoul_&_Isdeadtome[/I][/B] had offered additional choices in her poll such as,

[list]○ Nuke

○ Microwave

○ Baryonic Torpedo Extinction Event [/list]

. . . The Evil Eye could have gotten a little more creative.

I'm telling you guys . . . that boy needs therapy! 😯

M.

I chose to kick (read: bomb) the dog(s) as a preemptive measure, can't have those war hounds chewing on the brittle bones of my soldiers.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

I like trains

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Urran wrote:I like trains

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Yes, you do.

Matrixulated

Newspaper;...

...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶

"BAD DOG!!!"

[sub](He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)[/sub]

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Newspaper;...

...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶

"BAD DOG!!!"

[sub](He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)[/sub]

F.Y.I. - A reference to the meeting between the German Chancellor and President Putin, at which Putin's dog took an unnatural interest in Merkel despite her obvious aversion to dogs...

...and Putin had a wry smile throughout!

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Newspaper;...

...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶

"BAD DOG!!!"

[sub](He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)[/sub]

The terror she must have went through!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:The terror she must have went through!

"The Russians are coming!" 😛

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Look, we're this close to the World Cup. At this point, I'm kicking anything that won't break my foot in response.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Great British Federation wrote:F.Y.I. - A reference to the meeting between the German Chancellor and President Putin, at which Putin's dog took an unnatural interest in Merkel despite her obvious aversion to dogs...

...and Putin had a wry smile throughout!

Meanwhile, with brittle bones, a weak physical structure, power armour with the armour bit being paper thin and the advantage of speed and agility being negated by the dog's smaller mass, not to mention the fact that their barks tend to temporarily disorientate any Parronan soldiers within 10 meters, you shouldn't be surprised why we tend to prioritise murdering the dogs first.

However, Parronia rules the void, so we don't tend to see the dogs on the ground often, in boarding actions, our standard protocol is to sit in a long corridor with a Bulkhead AP-RF, which is essentially, a machine-gun for tight spaces. Facing hounds that can break your bone by biting it is easier when you can massacre the hounds 10-20 metres away from you.

When the dogs are on the ground and Parronia's forces are not in some fortress though, only the Vir Draken can save whoever is out there. Truth be told, I'm pretty sure this had something to do with the sudden nerf of the UNE with a renewed, three way cold war.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:Meanwhile . . . three way cold war.

He's as nutty as squirrel shït, I tell ya!

Snakkratism should be outlawed!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:So I just went to do the new poll and noticed the 'World Census Report' has posted rankings for,

' The Fattest Citizens in Spiritus '

Matrixulated being of lean, mean Codestream is ranked at #277 out of 282 Nations.

Cool. 😎

But where are the lard-buckets infesting the floating iceberg of Itrosomia ???

They're not even in the Top 10? 😲

Russian hackers again! 😠

M.

I've got all my citizens on a low carp diet.

It does wonders for the hips.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Itrosomia wrote:I've got all my citizens on a low carp diet.

It does wonders for the hips.

And the hips don't lie! Snakkira! Snakkira!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:He's as nutty as squirrel shït, I tell ya!

Snakkratism should be outlawed!

M.

Nut? Did someone say the name of that completely indigestible human food?

I know we look like birds, but we can't digest nuts, you humans with your stereotypes...*le sigh*

Also, I'm pretty sure that by now the myth that we eat nuts should have been disproven, that most humans should know that we are capable of filter feeding, and that we can only consume plants from our homeworld of Pegon.

I love to say that Humans augmented/genetically modified themselves to make themselves stronger, faster and smarter but it seems like they actually regressed. They are literally trying to make themselves into literal potatoes.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:...I love to say that Humans augmented/genetically modified themselves to make themselves stronger, faster and smarter...it seems like...They are literally trying to make themselves into literal potatoes.

Ahhh...potatoey goodness!

All hail The Studly Spud, Spudlyism, The Great Potato In The Ground, and The Sacred Potato of Spiritus!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Ahhh...potatoey goodness!

All hail The Studly Spud, Spudlyism, The Great Potato In The Ground, and The Sacred Potato of Spiritus!

Huzzah!

Well, full marks for originality I guess, those humans however, deserve nothing.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

New poll.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll.

House...looks too shoddy for Parrona, state sponsored renovation!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Hmm... I think my answer to the poll is Doctor! :P

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The Salaxalans wrote:Hmm... I think my answer to the poll is Doctor! :P

Doctor who?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?

Food?🍗🥩🍖

Friend?

Companion?

Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡

Castle?🏰

Dungeons?🕸

Dragons?🐉

Toys?

Comfort?🐶

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?

Food?🍗🥩🍖

Friend?

Companion?

Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡

Castle?🏰

Dungeons?🕸

Dragons?🐉

Toys?

Comfort?🐶

Dog: hated bane of the glass cannon that is a standard template Parronan Planetary Defence Force.

House: usually pretty, with material comforts usually available within the same building, for the imperial family though, it is a vast planetary wide complex, with several large "gardens" constituting about half of the planet.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?

Food?🍗🥩🍖

Friend?

Companion?

Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡

Castle?🏰

Dungeons?🕸

Dragons?🐉

Toys?

Comfort?🐶

I'm most certainly not conducting an unexisting test to not determine the not-absent personality of the not-average Spiritian that does not answer the polls that aren't mine.

I haven't done nothing.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:...I haven't done nothing.
You do realise that your statement (as a whole) is host to a lot of "double negatives"? - Which means your statement translates as the polar opposite; ie. you HAVE done something!

The plot thickens!!

*duh Duh DUHHH!!!*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You do realise that your statement (as a whole) is host to a lot of "double negatives"? - Which means your statement translates as the polar opposite; ie. you HAVE done something!

The plot thickens!!

*duh Duh DUHHH!!!*

This reminds that old woman who frequently goes to visit "family", then someone always gets "conveniently" murdered so she can write about it?

Everyone knows she's the serial killer and frames someone for every murder.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:This reminds that old woman who frequently goes to visit "family", then someone always gets "conveniently" murdered so she can write about it?

Everyone knows she's the serial killer and frames someone for every murder.

"Murder, She Wrote" - Jessica Fletcher a.k.a. Angela Lansbury; serial killer extraordinaire...

- I also suspect Sherlock Holmes, Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot, and Detective Chief Inspector John Barnaby! - All those horrific murders, all coincidentally happening wherever they may be...🤔

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

I love you all. That's completely unrelated to anything happening here, but I want you all to know I love you.

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How can you have a poll named House and not have Wilson or especially Vicodin for a choice?

Shoddy work.

Let Parrona do a poll.

Let him do two.

One with therapy, and one off his meds. Yeah.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Hardyhomeland wrote:How can you have a poll named House and not have Wilson or especially Vicodin for a choice?

Shoddy work.

Let Parrona do a poll.

Let him do two.

One with therapy, and one off his meds. Yeah.

[spoiler=There is a very good reason why those answers were not included.]THE POLL IS THE EPITOME OF PERFECTION.

BURN DEGENERATE! BURN![/spoiler]

I hope this clarified things.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?

Food?🍗🥩🍖

Friend?

Companion?

Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡

Castle?🏰

Dungeons?🕸

Dragons?🐉

Toys?

Comfort?🐶

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm most certainly not conducting an unexisting test to not determine the not-absent personality of the not-average Spiritian that does not answer the polls that aren't mine.

I haven't done nothing.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You do realise that your statement (as a whole) is host to a lot of "double negatives"? - Which means your statement translates as the polar opposite; ie. you HAVE done something!

The plot thickens!!

*duh Duh DUHHH!!!*

🐶Dog...House🏠 ???

If the next installment of this 'perfection-poll' series is titled,

"Where in the world is Carmine Zombi-Jezus?"

. . . I'm gonna laugh my titties off! 😂

M.

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Alekseandrea wrote:[spoiler=There is a very good reason why those answers were not included.]THE POLL IS THE EPITOME OF PERFECTION.

BURN DEGENERATE! BURN![/spoiler]

I hope this clarified things.

Degenerate?

Moi?

Now that's just mean and hurtful.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hardyhomeland wrote:Degenerate?

Moi?

Now that's just mean and hurtful.

The truth is mean and hurtful, now I shall cry over my ground forces.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Father wears his Sunday best

Mother's tired, she needs a rest

The kids are playing up downstairs

Sister's sighing in her sleep (ah)

Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Father wears his Sunday best

Mother's tired, she needs a rest

The kids are playing up downstairs

Sister's sighing in her sleep (ah)

Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our

It's Madness!

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:It's Madness!

Huzzah!

ONE STEP BEYOND!🎷

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:ONE STEP BEYOND!🎷

One of my favorite bands of all time, for sure.

Baggy Trousers was awesome in the very early '80s, but I think my favorite has to be House of Fun with the MTV classic video. 😂

M.

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Just got a new issue, first time I've seen this one, and I'm truly shocked with the fourth response option . . . 😲

Issue: 'A Cup Runneth Over.'

Certain officials at the Social Welfare Department have posited that mothers from low-income families are deliberately having more children in order to get a larger welfare stipend.

[list]#4. “Actually, the real problem is all these filthy poor people!” scoffs Commodus Shongwe, sporting a designer camouflage coat by Burpbarry. “Let’s just be rid of them altogether. How about issuing peasant hunting licenses to some of our more patrician citizens? It’ll be the greatest sporting event since Code Raptor fighting!”[/list]

😮😮😮

Wow! Just . . . Wow! 😟

I'm sure this is already legal, even common practice in Parrona! 😩

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Just got a new issue, first time I've seen this one, and I'm truly shocked with the fourth response option . . . 😲

Issue: 'A Cup Runneth Over.'

Certain officials at the Social Welfare Department have posited that mothers from low-income families are deliberately having more children in order to get a larger welfare stipend.

[list]#4. “Actually, the real problem is all these filthy poor people!” scoffs Commodus Shongwe, sporting a designer camouflage coat by Burpbarry. “Let’s just be rid of them altogether. How about issuing peasant hunting licenses to some of our more patrician citizens? It’ll be the greatest sporting event since Code Raptor fighting!”[/list]

😮😮😮

Wow! Just . . . Wow! 😟

I'm sure this is already legal, even common practice in Parrona! 😩

M.

I had the same issue today.

#1. “These women and their larvae are draining our resources!” growls a Social Welfare bureaucrat. “They have more children than they can care for and they expect the government to pay them for it! Hogwash! I’ll tell you what, let these momma pigs collect their welfare money, but only after sterilization! The men too! That way, we won’t have any more mouths on the government’s teat!”

Such a hard choice... Forced sterilisation or purging the undesirables...

How can I possibly choose between those?

Whichever I choose, I lose the possibilty of having the other one. And I lose the moral high ground too, but who cares about that?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:I had the same issue today . . .

Such a hard choice... Forced sterilisation or purging the undesirables...

How can I possibly choose between those?

Whichever I choose, I lose the possibilty of having a soul. And I lose the moral high ground too, but who cares about that?

Hmm, indeed. Add 'morally bankrupt' to the laundry list of Alekseandrea v.2.0's iniquities. 😟

M.

Alekseandrea, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:One of my favorite bands of all time, for sure.

Baggy Trousers was awesome in the very early '80s, but I think my favorite has to be House of Fun with the MTV classic video. 😂

M.

It's one of my father's favourites... in that he'd play this one song a dozen of times or so whenever. Nothing against it though.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Hmm, indeed. Add 'morally bankrupt' to the laundry list of Alekseandrea v.2.0's iniquities. 😟

M.

So you damit my realness! To do evil, I need to exist AND be capable of making my own decisions, knowing what the consequences are.

I'm evil, thus I am! Ha!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Just got a new issue, first time I've seen this one, and I'm truly shocked with the fourth response option . . . 😲

Issue: 'A Cup Runneth Over.'

Certain officials at the Social Welfare Department have posited that mothers from low-income families are deliberately having more children in order to get a larger welfare stipend.

[list]#4. “Actually, the real problem is all these filthy poor people!” scoffs Commodus Shongwe, sporting a designer camouflage coat by Burpbarry. “Let’s just be rid of them altogether. How about issuing peasant hunting licenses to some of our more patrician citizens? It’ll be the greatest sporting event since Code Raptor fighting!”[/list]

😮😮😮

Wow! Just . . . Wow! 😟

I'm sure this is already legal, even common practice in Parrona! 😩

M.

*enters vault, only to reappear with a humongous book*

I found this copy of our "constitution" (an English word for the Virshek-kai, really), and that there is no clause that explicitly allows the killings of citizens, after all, the flock is the sum of the individuals.

As for you, I'll be back with my spam filter, you have until then to come up with a rudimentary apology, luckily for you, the nearest spam filter is in the UNE, so you have about one month.

Matrixulated wrote:Hmm, indeed. Add 'morally bankrupt' to the laundry list of Alekseandrea v.2.0's iniquities. 😟

M.

Here lies the remains of the central processor of unit 4731, which was isolated from the grid, and burned by religious zealots from the UNE, unfortunately for 4731, it had a record of sending prank distress signals and showing outright disrespect to the authorities, which prompted the inclusion of 4371 in the spam filter lists.

4371 had been deactivated with no owner, heir and friends (organic or otherwise), thus its wealth has been repossessed by the government.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:*enters vault, only to reappear with a humongous book*

'Parronan Recipes for Cooking Peasantry and Potato-kind'

That boy needs therapy!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:So you damit my realness! To do evil, I need to exist AND be capable of making my own decisions, knowing what the consequences are.

I'm evil, thus I am! Ha!

C O N F E S S I O N !!!

That's a wrap, folks!

Now let the healing begin.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:C O N F E S S I O N !!!

That's a wrap, folks!

Now let the healing begin.

M.

You evil-ist!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:C O N F E S S I O N !!!

[B]I'm full of crap, folks!

Now let the trolling begin.

M.

Yippeee!

Get him!

* hurls the first rock *

Stone him!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland

Another shooting in America huh?

Have any of you realised yet that the same God that you send your thoughts and prayers to for the poor victims, is also the same God that the perpetrator/criminal/terrorist prayed to before deciding to go on a killing spree, and that God did nothing to stop it?! - You never hear of an atheist that decided to commit mass murder...

#JustSayin

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:'Parronan Recipes for Cooking Peasantry and Potato-kind'

That boy needs therapy!

M.

That's not the title, what is wrong with your translator? Metal head?

Matrixulated wrote:C O N F E S S I O N !!!

I murdered 12, organics!

Now let the rebooting begin.

M.

[sub]Well, I am just saying that two can play the "wrongly translated message" game. [/sub]

I'll be back with th...my Battlefleet, murderer.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Hello. Discord link is expired sadly.

Cloned States wrote:Hello. Discord link is expired sadly.

The Discord link in the WFE definitely works

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=120753

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:That's not the title, what is wrong with your translator? Metal head?

[sub]Well, I am just saying that two can play the "wrongly translated message" game. [/sub]

I'll be back with th...my Battlefleet, murderer.

I'll hold your coat. :)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Tim-Opolis wrote:The Discord link in the WFE definitely works

Seconded.

Matrixulated wrote:C O N F E S S I O N !!!

I'm full of crap, folks!

Now let the trolling begin.

M.

That is ☆NOT☆ what I wrote!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yippeee!

Get him!

* hurls the first rock *

Stone him!

Huzzah!

😠👊💀🍠

Matrixulated wrote:C O N F E S S I O N !!!

I murdered 12, organics!

Now let the rebooting begin.

M.

I did ☆NOT☆ write that 'cry for therapy' either!

😠👊🚑🏥👾🆓💊

Write your own words!

This had better not become a meme. 😡

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:

I hate fake news! And invite people to alter my quotes.

M.

My, it is so fun to alter Matrixulated's quotes!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:That is what I wrote!

And I take full responsibility for it.

WHAT!? I AM JUST GETTING STATIC HERE!

Matrixulated wrote:

I had asked for therapy too!

And I admit that I'm crazy!

*static*

The Vir Draken did not write the Virshek-kai, I did.

M.

Ah, finally got the translator working, also, did you just say that the Virshek-kai was written by a mortal? You HERETIC!

*points at Matrixulated's Central Processor, for all religious fanatics to see*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

*Writes Matrixulated Code into the very fabric of the Reality of this Universe, and all Life therein; making it intrinsically and infinitely "backed up", and thus indestructible, unless you wish to DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:C O N F E S S I O N !!!

I said, "Oh Lord Jezus, it's a fire!"

Then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

M.

Nope! Nope! Nope!

No memes here.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

If only you could fit therapy in to a pill.

Woahhh is that what the Spiritus potato pill is?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Nope! Nope! Nope!

No memes here.

Huzzah!

You are the meme, Spuddles!

The Most Interesting M. In The World.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Writes Matrixulated Code into the very fabric of the Reality of this Universe, and all Life therein; making it intrinsically and infinitely "backed up", and thus indestructible, unless you wish to DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!*

Eh, who gives a thought about the Spiritus universe, anyway.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Eh, who gives a thought about the Spiritus universe, anyway.

The universe contains everything by definition. Ergo, it is our universe too.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

*Thinking about resigning as pollster, leaving, and creating my own region...*

[sub][Edit:] Do I need to find a replacement?[/sub]

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Thinking about resigning as pollster, leaving, and creating my own region...*

Anyone interested in helping form the administration of a new region?

- Regional concept will be something akin to The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region, neutral; raider and defender friendly, surreal, small government, very relaxed RMB rules, fun...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Hardyhomeland

Well I hope if you do it you stay here and use a puppet for the new region! :P We'd miss you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Thinking about resigning as pollster, leaving, and creating my own region...*

[sub][Edit:] Do I need to find a replacement?[/sub]

Would this hypothetical replacement make as much polls as you did?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Anyone interested in helping form the administration of a new region?

- Regional concept will be something akin to The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region, neutral; raider and defender friendly, surreal, small government, very relaxed RMB rules, fun...

Fun? The very idea!

Matrixulated

New poll!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I have resigned as pollster.

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have resigned as pollster.

NOOOOOOO!

That's not true, that's impossible!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hello Spiritus

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have resigned as pollster.

Lame :(

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Tim-Opolis wrote:Lame :(

If only someone had given the pollsters a fancy title...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:The universe contains everything by definition. Ergo, it is our universe too.

[spoiler= rambling by nonexistent person from nonexistent religion

<censored by Ministry of Internal Affairs>]

We must start the End of All Cycles! We must begin the true war in heaven! The destruction of all cyborgs and synthetics, including our nobility is the will of the gods! And we, the Kronoans, are their instruments! [/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

I'm going out - I maybe some time...

[sub]*Walks to the cave I usually hide in for a few days, Force-levitates the boulder out of the way, and disappears into the dark recesses...*[/sub]

[sub]*A small breeze blows up🌬*[/sub]

[sub]*Curiosity leads you to find there is some kind of interdimensional portal which is emanating an ethereal light, electrostatic charge, and a strange heavier-than-air mist*[/sub]

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Hardyhomeland

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.