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Alekseandrea wrote:So you admit it!

*Alekseandrea points a finger accusingly in Itrosomia's general direction.*

You perform culinairy expirements on brains for your lord and puppetmaster JZJ!

*Dun. Dun. DUUUUUUUUN.*

I am actually a puppet master, not a puppet. You will never guess my puppets.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yes [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation], what is the latest speciality of the house?! - Tell me your latest taste sensation! - Sell it to me!! 😂🤣

Brain d'poison. That's French for taste good.

Eat up!

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Itrosomia wrote:I am actually a puppet master, not a puppet. You will never guess my puppets.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He's trying to confuse us! Don't believe him!

Itrosomia wrote:Brain d'poison. That's French for taste good.

Eat up!

Your horrible French might just do it.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:He's trying to confuse us! Don't believe him!

Your horrible French might just do it.

Wait, what do I care if you think I'm a puppet?

Alright, believe whatever you want to believe.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Brain d'poison. That's French for taste good.

Eat up!

I think you mean; "Cerveau à infusion de poison", and if that's the only seasoning, I am somewhat uninspired by your culinary expertise!

Go back to page 891 of the Spiritus RMB; the page on which I first made my entrance to this region - I am not going to repeat that which has been said before about myself, my "people", my nation, and my Church - However you may come to learn just how ineffective any attempts to kill me or my people off, may prove to be...

**Eats poison-infused brain nonetheless (because why not?)**

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Itrosomia wrote:Wait, what do I care if you think I'm a puppet?

Alright, believe whatever you want to believe.

Doublethink, my boy, doublethink.

You are and aren't a puppet of JZJ. At the same time. Because I say so.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Auztraalia

Falkbreath wrote:What is wrong with the lot of you.....?

I think everyone just needs to chill, right?

**Drops a few oak barrels and aluminium kegs in the RMB**

**Opens up the Spiritus bar**

🍻🍺🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍍🍋🍊🍌🍐🍏🍉🥝🥑

**Fires up the massive industrial-grade BBQ grill**

🥓🍗🍖🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🍢🍡🍤🌽🥔

Right, who wants a flame-baked potato? Who wants burgers, hotdogs, ribs, wings, drumsticks, tacos, burritos, kebabs, shrimp, or corn on the cob??

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Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Auztraalia wrote:I think everyone just needs to chill, right?

**Drops a few oak barrels and aluminium kegs in the RMB**

**Opens up the Spiritus bar**

🍻🍺🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍍🍋🍊🍌🍐🍏🍉🥝🥑

**Fires up the massive industrial-grade BBQ grill**

🥓🍗🍖🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🍢🍡🍤🌽🥔

Right, who wants a flame-baked potato? Who wants burgers, hotdogs, ribs, wings, drumsticks, tacos, burritos, kebabs, shrimp, or corn on the cob??

Sushi please!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Auztraalia wrote:I think everyone just needs to chill, right?

**Drops a few oak barrels and aluminium kegs in the RMB**

**Opens up the Spiritus bar**

🍻🍺🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍍🍋🍊🍌🍐🍏🍉🥝🥑

**Fires up the massive industrial-grade BBQ grill**

🥓🍗🍖🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🍢🍡🍤🌽🥔

Right, who wants a flame-baked potato? Who wants burgers, hotdogs, ribs, wings, drumsticks, tacos, burritos, kebabs, shrimp, or corn on the cob??

F*ck it! - Serve yourself!

**Grabs a tinny, and a plate piled high with bacon-loaded potato skins, bbq chicken, ribs, a burger, a couple shish kebabs, some shrimp, and a butter covered corn cob**

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Alekseandrea wrote:Doublethink, my boy, doublethink.

You are and aren't a puppet of JZJ. At the same time. Because I say so.

*douses him in gasoline*

I would think about your next post veeeeeery carefully.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Auztraalia wrote:F*ck it! - Serve yourself!

**Grabs a tinny, and a plate piled high with bacon-loaded potato skins, bbq chicken, ribs, a burger, a couple shish kebabs, some shrimp, and a butter covered corn cob**

*calls some kangaroo servers*

Sushi please!

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Sushi please!

Well these got caught in me nets this morning, but I ain't gutted and filleted them yet... 🐟 🐡 🦈 🦀

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Itrosomia wrote:*douses him in gasoline*

I would think about your next post veeeeeery carefully.

You don't need to pour gasoline over lard for it to burn.

Just saying.

It's not like a know a flammable blob of sentient lard.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

***recording***

What? He's custodian of the three planets? We must... *alarms blare*...stop him! *whistles* Stop it, you silly bastard! *distant explosion* *more whistles* *inaudible shouts*

***end of recording***

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:You don't need to pour gasoline over lard for it to burn.

Just saying.

It's not like a know a flammable blob of sentient lard.

Com'on mate! - 'ave a beer! *hic*

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Itrosomia wrote:*douses him in gasoline*

I would think about your next post veeeeeery carefully.

You don't exist, the Ministry of Truth says so.

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The Parron Republic wrote:You don't exist, the Ministry of Truth says so.

Those seem like trustworthy people.

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Hey! Where's the poll?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Those seem like trustworthy people.

I'll get you to the Ministry of Love.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Doublethink, my boy, doublethink.

You are and aren't a puppet of JZJ. At the same time. Because I say so.

"Doublethink" is native to my puppets:

Eurasian Alliance and Eastazia...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:"Doublethink" is native to my puppets:

Eurasian Alliance and Eastazia...

And one of my notable puppets, Falighte Caron, or is it the other one, I can't keep track, AHHHHHHHHH!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Whoops I need a poll... Uh... Any ideas? :P

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The Salaxalans wrote:Whoops I need a poll... Uh... Any ideas? :P

My weapon one I posted a while back.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

**Zombi-Hounds chase tumbleweed across the RMB**

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Zombi-Hounds chase tumbleweed across the RMB**

Why does it have to be zombie hounds? Why not....rabid snail dogs from the north or fluffy volcano cats?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Why does it have to be zombie hounds? Why not....rabid snail dogs from the north or fluffy volcano cats?

Dramatic tension.

Matrixulated

*chucks a durian at [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation]*

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:*chucks a durian at [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation]*

*shoots mentioned durian down*

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:*chucks a durian at [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation]*

Don't throw with that, you might get someone killed!

The Parron Republic wrote:*shoots mentioned durian down*

*Gets covered in durian mush*

-_-

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Don't throw with that, you might get someone killed!

*Gets covered in durian mush*

-_-

*scrapes off the durian mush and eats it*

Yum!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

LORD HUTTON RETURNS BE-ACHES

Praise be, praise be.

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Beaches?

Beaches?

We don't need no stinking beaches!

Praise Beeyatch!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria

Greater Madaloria wrote:LORD HUTTON RETURNS BE-ACHES

Praise be, praise be.

Umm hello.

Do I know you?

Or did you come here before me.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Ouch! Burn!

Wait...

You are more cunning than you look...

You are one of them! That would explain everything!

Culveria's very own battered & breaded, big-boned and red-headed, step-puppet?

That's just sinister!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:*douses him in gasoline*

I would think about your next post veeeeeery carefully.

Alekseandrea wrote:You don't need to pour gasoline over lard for it to burn.

Just saying.

It's not like I know a flammable blob of sentient lard.

* urgently raises hand *

Ooh, ooh, I do! I do!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:* urgently raises hand *

Ooh, ooh, I do! I do!

M.

Who, your mom?

🔥BURN🔥

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Who, your mom?

🔥BURN🔥

Who, coincidentally, is you!

Forgive me, madame

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Who, coincidentally, is you!

Forgive me, madame

Really?

MATRIXULATED, GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Really?

MATRIXULATED, GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tommorow!

...

Damn. I ruined my secret identity.

Or did I?

*DUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUN*

*Paranoia increases.*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tommorow!

...

Damn. I ruined my secret identity.

Or did I?

*DUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUN*

*Paranoia increases.*

*gasps*

You were just trying to distract everyone by accusing me of being a puppet when you were really one yourself!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Poll= sour cream and onion

Matrixulated

*triple posts*

*ahem*

The worlds longest not run-on sentence is...

Considering how common illness is, how tremendous the spiritual change that it brings, how astonishing, when the lights of health go down, the undiscovered countries that are then disclosed, what wastes and deserts of the soul a slight attack of influenza brings to view, what precipices and lawns sprinkled with bright flowers a little rise of temperature reveals, what ancient and obdurate oaks are uprooted in us by the act of sickness, how we go down into the pit of death and feel the water of annihilation close above our heads and wake thinking to find ourselves in the presence of the angels and harpers when we have a tooth out and come to the surface in the dentist’s arm-chair and confuse his “Rinse the Mouth —- rinse the mouth” with the greeting of the Deity stooping from the floor of Heaven to welcome us – when we think of this, as we are frequently forced to think of it, it becomes strange indeed that illness has not taken its place with love and battle and jealousy among the prime themes of literature.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:*gasps*

You were just trying to distract everyone by accusing me of being a puppet when you were really one yourself!

Puppetception.

Itrosomia wrote:*triple posts*

*ahem*

The worlds longest not run-on sentence is...

Considering how common illness is, how tremendous the spiritual change that it brings, how astonishing, when the lights of health go down, the undiscovered countries that are then disclosed, what wastes and deserts of the soul a slight attack of influenza brings to view, what precipices and lawns sprinkled with bright flowers a little rise of temperature reveals, what ancient and obdurate oaks are uprooted in us by the act of sickness, how we go down into the pit of death and feel the water of annihilation close above our heads and wake thinking to find ourselves in the presence of the angels and harpers when we have a tooth out and come to the surface in the dentist’s arm-chair and confuse his “Rinse the Mouth —- rinse the mouth” with the greeting of the Deity stooping from the floor of Heaven to welcome us – when we think of this, as we are frequently forced to think of it, it becomes strange indeed that illness has not taken its place with love and battle and jealousy among the prime themes of literature.

Strange. The more words you use, the less meaning they have.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Really?

MATRIXULATED, GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

"Sadly", through genetic manipulation and augmentation, Matrixulated has evolved to kill you, with source codes, nuclear bombs, bobbies and drones.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Happy Record Store Day!

*collapses from tiredness*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Greater Madaloria wrote:LORD HUTTON RETURNS BE-ACHES

Praise be, praise be.

In your absence, I had on occasion made use of your catchphrase...

Praise Be!

P.S. Welcome back!

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Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Itrosomia wrote:Umm hello.

Do I know you?

Or did you come here before me.

I believe he was before your time, son

Matrixulated wrote:Culveria's very own battered & breaded, big-boned and red-headed, step-puppet?

That's just sinister!

M.

What's sinister is that "sinister" originally came from the Latin word for "left", and the medieval church, in their witch hunts, used left-handedness as an indication of being under the influence of, or in league with, the Devil...

For some reason someone in the church establishment of the time really had in for the lefties, and forever cemented the idea of left-handed, left-sided, left-field, left-wing things being an indicator of sinister intent - Complete madness ofcourse!

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Poll answer:- King Edward🥔

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I believe he was before your time, sonWhat's sinister is that "sinister" originally came from the Latin word for "left", and the medieval church, in their witch hunts, used left-handedness as an indication of being under the influence of, or in league with, the Devil...

For some reason someone in the church establishment of the time really had in for the lefties, and forever cemented the idea of left-handed, left-sided, left-field, left-wing things being an indicator of sinister intent - Complete madness ofcourse!

There were 317 references about hating lefties in the Bible.

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Itrosomia wrote:There were 317 references about hating lefties in the Bible.

and for good reason

i.e. ned flanders

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Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Itrosomia wrote:There were 317 references about hating lefties in the Bible.

Really? - I presume you mean "lefties" as it is used to describe left-handed people, rather than its more common use in the UK; to mean someone of a left-wing political persuasion or opinion...

After all, Jesus was a long-haired, liberal hippie; a man who attacked banks and financiers, told his followers to rid themselves of all their riches and possessions (before they could be allowed to enter God's Kingdom a.k.a. Heaven), helped the less fortunate, embraced the poor, meek, and disabled; healed the sick (FOR FREE), feeding the poor and hungry (FOR FREE), and talked of rehabilation rather than jail terms for the "sinners"...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Poll answer:- King Edward🥔

It simply is the BEST!

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6 hours ago (in Spiritus): Fake news 69 ceased to exist.

We're Making Spiritus Great Again!!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Really? - I presume you mean "lefties" as it is used to describe left-handed people, rather than its more common use in the UK; to mean someone of a left-wing political persuasion or opinion...

After all, Jesus was a long-haired, liberal hippie; a man who attacked banks and financiers, told his followers to rid themselves of all their riches and possessions (before they could be allowed to enter God's Kingdom a.k.a. Heaven), helped the less fortunate, embraced the poor, meek, and disabled; healed the sick (FOR FREE), feeding the poor and hungry (FOR FREE), and talked of rehabilation rather than jail terms for the "sinners"...

Wait, "Jesus" was a communist?

That improves my stance on christian people.

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The Parron Republic wrote:"Sadly", through genetic manipulation and augmentation, Matrixulated has evolved to kill you, with source codes, nuclear bombs, bobbies and drones.

. . . and legs (for walking from one spot to the next)

. . . and arms (for swinging really big and heavy clubs)

A point well-made, sir.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Poll answer:- King Edward🥔

D I T T O !

of course!

M.

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Itrosomia wrote:Wait, "Jesus" was a communist?

That improves my stance on christian people.

roflmfao!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Wait, "Jesus" was a communist?

That improves my stance on christian people.

No, he was a troublemaker executed for being really unlikable.

Nobody likes the guy who says:

You're doing it wrong noobs! I'm so pro, do whatever I do, foul "real-life" peasants!

Stop having fun guys! Win in the afterlife.

And he was a hipster.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Wait, "Jesus" was a communist?

That improves my stance on christian people.

Alekseandrea wrote:No, he was a troublemaker...
So an anarcho-communist?! 😂😏

- No, because he also ordered people to pay their taxes, and obey the laws of the land...

Alekseandrea wrote:...And he was a hipster.
To me the main difference between a "hippie" and and "hipster" is the amount of concern you place on maintaining your appearance; ie. personal grooming, styling, fashion, and having a combined diet/exercise regime to maintain the shallow facade of your chosen lifestyle - Hippies have more depth of character, and are just a hell of a lot more relaxed about that sh¡t...

Do you really think Jesus was overly concerned about his appearance?! - I think not!

Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Oh and...

Happy St. George's Day!

Patron Saint of Aragon; Armenia; Bavaria; Belgium; Brazil; Bulgaria; Canada; Cappadocia; Catalonia; Egypt; England; Ethiopia; Georgia; Germany; Greece; India; Italy; Lebanon; Lithuania; Malta; Montenegro; Palestine; Palestinian Christians; Portugal; the Romani people; Russia; Serbia; Slovenia; Spain (Former Crown of Aragon); Syria; and the USA.

St. George - Syrian-born migrant, of Greek-speaking Turkish and Palestinian parents, who moved freely through Europe as a soldier of an Italian city-state, converting others to an extremist Middle-Eastern religion, that caused trouble throughout an Empire.

Look how far he had and we have come, huh?! 😏😂

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:So an anarcho-communist?! 😂😏

- No, because he also ordered people to pay their taxes, and obey the laws of the land...To me the main difference between a "hippie" and and "hipster" is the amount of concern you place on maintaining your appearance; ie. personal grooming, styling, fashion, and having a combined diet/exercise regime to maintain the shallow facade of your chosen lifestyle - Hippies have more depth of character, and are just a hell of a lot more relaxed about that sh¡t...

Do you really think Jesus was overly concerned about his appearance?! - I think not!

You don't get it. He didn't care about his appearance, but he did it 'ironically' to prove a point.

That totally makes him a hipster!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:No, he was a troublemaker executed for being really unlikable.

Nobody likes the guy who says:

You're doing it wrong noobs! I'm so pro, do whatever I do, foul "real-life" peasants!

Stop having fun guys! Win in the afterlife.

And he was a hipster.

ILSHIPM, FTW!

Did they have a 'Starbucks' in Jerusalem?

Somewhere close to the money-lenders and the Temple, I'd imagine.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

RECORD STORE DAY WAS AMAZING!!! I did math homework in line at 3AM, had crazy RSD craziness, then saw a Zombies concert last night! I was awake for 21 hours, that was too many hours... But it was worth it!!

Anyone else do Record Store Day?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:RECORD STORE DAY WAS AMAZING!!! I did math homework in line at 3AM, had crazy RSD craziness, then saw a Zombies concert last night! I was awake for 21 hours, that was too many hours... But it was worth it!!

Anyone else do Record Store Day?

Whaaaaaaaat?

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Whaaaaaaaat?

Record store day. A day in which a bunch of record stores have sales and very special offers and such. Salax then saw a concert.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Asmovia wrote:Record store day. A day in which a bunch of record stores have sales and very special offers and such. Salax then saw a concert.

Oooooohhhhhh.

I don't care about music.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Oooooohhhhhh.

I don't care about music.

A shame, but to each their own.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Not sales, special releases only available on this day! I wish it was sales, then I wouldn't have spent so much money yesterday... :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Well, more music for you guys.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

I discovered I have the most law-abiding citizens AND the least crime in Spiritus.

My nation is truly a nice place to live.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Asmovia wrote:Record store day. A day in which a bunch of record stores have sales and very special offers and such. Salax then saw a concert.

We don't have special days for such things where I'm from...

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Alekseandrea wrote:I discovered I have the most law-abiding citizens AND the least crime in Spiritus.

My nation is truly a nice place to live.

Here in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus we are:

▪ In the top 0.5% for Religiousness in the World (Top 2% in Spiritus),

▪In the top 0.8% in the World for the Information Technology industry (Top 2% in Spiritus),

▪In the top 1% in the World for Compassion (Top 4% in Spiritus)

▪We are in the top 2% in the World for Niceness, Inclusiveness, Influence, Employment, World Assembly Endorsements, and Youth Rebelliousness.

▪We are in the top 3% in the World for Scientific Advancement, Culture, and Health.

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Wow I have not been here in a while.....

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Here in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus we are:

▪ In the top 0.5% for Religiousness in the World (Top 2% in Spiritus),

▪In the top 0.8% in the World for the Information Technology industry (Top 2% in Spiritus),

▪In the top 1% in the World for Compassion (Top 4% in Spiritus)

▪We are in the top 2% in the World for Niceness, Inclusiveness, Influence, Employment, World Assembly Endorsements, and Youth Rebelliousness.

▪We are in the top 3% in the World for Scientific Advancement, Culture, and Health.

Here in The_Walrus_Populated_Iceberg_Of_Itrosomia, we are:

[*]Top 2% in the world in IT

[*]Top 4% in the world in HDI and compassion

[*]Top 5% in the world in pacifism, secularism, scientific advancement, welfare, niceness, and compliance

[*]Top 6% in the world in inclusiveness, public education, health, and economy

[*]Top 7% in the world in public healthcare, intelligence, business subsidization, and lifespan

[*]Top 8% in the world in tourism

[*]Top 9% in the world in safety

[*]Top 10% in the world in eco-friendliness

And much, much, more!

We hope you will consider coming to Itrosomia for your next vacation!

(Don't fly united though)

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Statens wrote:Wow I have not been here in a while.....

WELCOME BACK!

Here, have a potato taco.

*gives you a potato taco*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA?!?!?!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

*serves up every single type of pizza ever made*

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*serves up every single type of pizza ever made*

Yum.

*eats it*

The Parron Republic, Prunasia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:We don't have special days for such things where I'm from...

Where are you from? Record store day happens in a lot of countries apparently :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Asmovia wrote:Where are you from? Record store day happens in a lot of countries apparently :P

I was about to say "Not in the UK", because I'd never heard of it; ie. it's not mentioned by other people I know (online or in real world social meetings), not mentioned in local or national media, or publicly advertised anywhere I've seen in the UK, and I do travel quite a bit...

Then I Googled it, and a site came up that allows you to find participating stores, the nearest 2 stores to me are 5 and 10 miles away respectively (8km and 16km), and as I said they hadn't advertised the fact, ever!

- Doesn't seem well-organised to me!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Record Store Day is kind of weirdly advertised here too, I never really see anything about it outside of the places I specifically check for it (i.e. their website, Facebook page).

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

It's a huge day though, kind of strange!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Itrosomia wrote:WELCOME BACK!

Here, have a potato taco.

*gives you a potato taco*

YAY FOODS

Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

The Salaxalans wrote:It's a huge day though, kind of strange!

What if I told you that there is no such thing as a 'record store day'?

It's a mere glitch.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:What if I told you that there is no such thing as a 'record store day'?

It's a mere glitch.

It's a glitch that we aren't supposed to notice! - Its true meaning, and hidden purpose, is that it is the day they run maintenance on the Matrix; run a system check; scan for viruses; create a restore point; compile; create backups; perform upgrades; delete that which is now outdated and surplus to requirements; reorganize/restructure the system and its file structure (defragment), and perform a full reboot - It's called "record store day" because "things" are "recorded" and "stored", and with all this going on "they" need you distracted...

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Prunasia

The Salaxalans wrote:It's a huge day though, kind of strange!

Records are illegal in the great land of Hutton, for they glorify the west.

Praise be.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia

Auztraalia wrote:...

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

There aren't any mind-controlling nanobots in the tinfoil.

I repeat: There aren't any mind-controlling nanobots in the tinfoil.

Do you copy?

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:There aren't any mind-controlling nanobots in the tinfoil.

I repeat: There aren't any mind-controlling nanobots in the tinfoil.

Do you copy?

No, they are in the—

Oop, almost said where they were.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Madaloria, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:No, they are in the—

Oop, almost said where they were.

...

*facepalm*

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Yes!

I just got an issue to make my country eat only pasta!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:Yes!

I just got an issue to make my country eat only pasta!

Only pasta means no pizza.

Just saying.

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria, Prunasia

Alekseandrea wrote:Only pasta means no pizza.

Just saying.

I put linguini on my pizza.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Prunasia

*ahem*

A haiku

Adrift on the ice

Flippers gleaming in the sun

The walrus dives

Thank you

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:*ahem*

A haiku

Adrift on the ice

Flippers gleaming in the sun

The walrus dives

Thank you

*applauds*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, Prunasia, Auztraalia

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:I put linguini on my pizza.

That sounds rather tasteless.

Itrosomia wrote:*ahem*

A haiku

Adrift on the ice

Flippers gleaming in the sun

The walrus dives

Thank you

I don't like haikus.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:That sounds rather tasteless.

I don't like haikus.

Heckler.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia

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Written by Refuge Isle.