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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No, "Superstar"; from "Jesus Christ Superstar"?! *

*Goes to spend some time alone in a cave for 3 days*

Don't forget to vote first!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Urran wrote:There’s a strict ban on reincarnation around here. Our lord and savior potato be praised.

This ban CANNOT be enforced while I am resident!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auphelia

Urran wrote:There’s a strict ban on reincarnation around here. Our lord and savior potato be praised.

*finds a potato on the ground*

Ooh, yummy!

*eats the potato*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This ban CANNOT be enforced while I am resident!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

*finds a Jedi-Zombi Jesus on the ground*

Ooh, yummy!

*eats the Jedi-Zombi-Jesus*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Auphelia wrote:*finds a potato on the ground*

Ooh, yummy!

*eats the potato*

*finds a Jedi-Zombi Jesus on the ground*

Ooh, yummy!

*eats the Jedi-Zombi-Jesus*

Eating of a potato merely provides sustenance, eating of the body of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus provides divine knowledge and everlasting life...

[sub]...as a zombie. [/sub]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auphelia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Eating of a potato merely provides sustenance, eating of the body of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus provides divine knowledge and everlasting life...

[sub]...as a zombie. [/sub]

I am an experienced eater. I've eaten so many things that TSP is just a few lonely nations wondering where the ocean, people, and islands went.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Auphelia wrote:I am an experienced eater. I've eaten so many things that TSP is just a few lonely nations wondering where the ocean, people, and islands went.

Better get used to eating BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auphelia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Better get used to eating BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz

Oh, brains are lovely!

I love them with a bit of the sun and a sprinkling of star dust and Erinor fins.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Auphelia wrote:Oh, brains are lovely!

I love them with a bit of the sun and a sprinkling of star dust and Erinor fins.

I have to admit brains have become only a small part of our diet since the hordes become large enough to consume entire nations, and even (on occasion) entire worlds...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have to admit brains have become only a small part of our diet since the hordes become large enough to consume entire nations, and even (on occasion) entire worlds...

Oh, if you're in the market for world, Mercury is a must have!

The slow roasting over the sun makes the stone simply exquisite.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No, "Superstar"; from "Jesus Christ Superstar"?! *

*Goes to spend some time alone in a cave for 3 days*

*Makes a picnic-basket and sets-up camp outside cave. Just in case a big boulder needs to be rolled away.*

Gonna get me a resurrection selfie!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Auphelia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have to admit brains have become only a small part of our diet since the hordes become large enough to consume entire nations, and even (on occasion) entire worlds...

Judging the amount of dead worlds in the Imperium of Man, your horde must be a regular visitor of the WH40K universe.

*looks at the eye of terror*

*gasps*

Is it safe to say that the chaos in the Aeldari Empire was because of your missionaries spreading their faith, indirectly causing the formation of the eye of terror and the fall of said Empire!?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Auphelia wrote:*finds a potato on the ground*

Ooh, yummy!

*eats the potato*

*finds a Jedi-Zombi Jesus on the ground*

Ooh, yummy!

*eats the Jedi-Zombi-Jesus*

You’ve desecrated the sacred spud! *loud screeching*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, Auphelia

Urran wrote:You’ve desecrated the sacred spud! *loud screeching*

*boils more potatoes*

*puts cheese and butter on it*

*slowly eats it while watching you*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Urran wrote:You’ve desecrated the sacred spud! *loud screeching*

*stuffs various vegetables and meat into a machine, including potatoes*

Um, what!? I can't hear you over the industry of that superpower right beside me!

Matrixulated, Auphelia

Auphelia wrote:*boils more potatoes*

*puts cheese and butter on it*

*slowly eats it while watching you*

😲😲😲

Parrona wrote:*stuffs various vegetables and meat into a machine, including potatoes*

Um, what!? I can't hear you over the industry of that superpower right beside me!

😠😡😬

The gears of war begin to grind....

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Auphelia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:

The gears of war begin to grind....

Huzzah!

OOOHHH!!! Latkes!

*eats the gears of war*

Matrixulated, Parrona

Auphelia wrote:OOOHHH!!! Latkes!

*eats the gears of war*

You really like eating anything don't you?

*Invites you to dine in (and on) Hell*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Auphelia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You really like eating anything don't you?

*Invites you to dine in (and on) Hell*

*accepts the invitation*

I actually own the Delegate of Hell, so I can probably get us into their finest restaurants.

We shall feast!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Auphelia wrote:*accepts the invitation*

I actually own the Delegate of Hell, so I can probably get us into their finest restaurants.

We shall feast!

Pretty much all good food is sinful, and all bad food is good - I know for certain that Hell will have the finest restaurants, but they'll be staffed by the best/worst chefs (depending on your perspective), and the most potent poisoners...

I find it funny that after inviting you to dine in Hell, I received an issue about maloderous and putrid food consumption, and as a result of my choice, on my nation page it now states; "the diplomatic corps stinks"!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Urran wrote:You’ve desecrated the sacred spud! *loud screeching*

*Infects "the sacred spud"*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auphelia

Auphelia wrote:OOOHHH!!! Latkes!

*eats the gears of war*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You really like eating anything don't you?

*Invites you to dine in (and on) Hell*

You two gastronomic ghouls should wash down your sins with a nice bottle of the '04 BC Bethlehem, a Stellar year apparently.

Or perhaps if you really want to indulge your palates, open your hearts and your wallets for the '33 Gethsemane, although it can be a little treacherous and leave you hanging the next day.

The best selection from the Sommelier would have to be the '34 Resurrection Reserve. You have to see it to believe it, some say, but others take it on Faith as the best whine ever!

Oops . . . Typo! I meant the best wine ever!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auphelia

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:*Infects "the sacred spud"*

Heretic!

Bio-Terrorist!

Weak-Minded Fool!

The Spiritus Holy of Holies, cannot be infected!

Simpleton!

Scurry back to your ACME Co. chemistry set and your drawing board!

Try harder!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, Auphelia

Parrona wrote:*stuffs various vegetables and meat into a machine, including potatoes*

Um, what!? I can't hear you over the industry of that superpower right beside me!

Sorry, I'll chew my chips quieter.

*Chrouughnch*

You did meaan a metaphorical machine correct? Because this walrus is aaaaaall flesh.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:*Infects "the sacred spud"*

The gears of war are in full motion....😠

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Itrosomia, Auphelia

I guess I’m the only one still in the cult of the potato.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auphelia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The gears of war are in full motion....😠

Huzzah!

*eats the gears of war*

*crunches*

Mmm, potatoey!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry, I'll chew my chips quieter.

*Chrouughnch*

You did meaan a metaphorical machine correct? Because this walrus is aaaaaall flesh.

Literal machine, sorry, organics, but you guys are no longer relevant.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry, I'll chew my chips quieter.

*Chrouughnch*

You did meaan a metaphorical machine correct? Because this walrus is aaaaaall flesh.

Lard.

And some tusk.

M.

Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Parrona

Urran wrote:I guess I’m the only one still in the cult of the potato.

No . . . You are not alone.

Take the Potato Pill.

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Parrona

Hello. What's up Spiritus?

What's with the potato? Potato cult? Potato pill?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hello. What's up Spiritus?

What's with the potato? Potato cult? Potato pill?

Potatoes are our holy food, friends, culture, weaponry... you name it, there's a potato for it.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The gears of war are in full motion....😠

Huzzah!

*throws a potato*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Urran wrote:I guess I’m the only one still in the cult of the potato.

It's not a cult, it's a movement.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Cyrtes wrote:Potatoes are our holy food, friends, culture, weaponry... you name it, there's a potato for it.

*throws a potato*

Did someone say potato weaponry?

*accelerates potato to FTL speeds*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:Did someone say potato weaponry?

*accelerates potato to FTL speeds*

The dulcet tones of a calm and friendly therapist seem to have no effect on The Eye of Terror.

Maybe electric-shock therapy would work?

A cattle-prod introduced through the rectum perhaps . . . worth a try! 😕

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:The dulcet tones of a calm and friendly therapist seem to have no effect on The Eye of Terror.

Maybe electric-shock therapy would work?

A cattle-prod introduced through the rectum perhaps . . . worth a try! 😕

M.

Electricity...electricity...for that go to somewhere else, there is only energy-base and kinetic-based weapons.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:It's not a cult, it's a movement.

revolution!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

potato

Urran, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

I could use some endorsements

Matrixulated

Mountaineer Republic wrote:I could use some endorsements

Ope, looks like you gotta be an official WA nation to get endorsements. Wait a few more hours or so and you'll get some once you're accepted!

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Potatoes are our holy food, friends, culture, weaponry... you name it, there's a potato for it.

*throws a potato*

So we're pretty much Ireland?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Incendiar wrote:So we're pretty much Ireland?

Ireland doesn't have any evil alien overlords (as far as I know, that is).

*hands out tinfoil hats against brainwashing*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Incendiar

New poll!

It's an excellent one to argue about.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Hardyhomeland

potato

Northern Sunrise Islands, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:Electricity...electricity...for that go to somewhere else, there is only energy-base and kinetic-based weapons.

Ohhhh, have no misconceptions, The Evil Eye. Your rectal electro-shock therapy will be delivered with rigorous energy and the utmost kinetic force. 😈

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

Matrixulated wrote:Ohhhh, have no misconceptions, The Evil Eye. Your rectal electro-shock therapy will be delivered with rigorous energy and the utmost kinetic force. 😈

M.

Misconceptions? Oh my...

*long exasperated sigh*

*dumps X amount of data full consisting of anatomy charts for different species in Matrixulated's central processing*

These are the anatomy charts for most of the species recognised by the Kingdom of Parrona as space-faring, and thus, are eligible for citizenship.

I have removed some obvious examples, like humans, and now, I want you to find a single species with a "rectum". Meanwhile, I'll watch as the actual eye of terror[sup]TM[/sup] finally sets its gaze on the wider galaxy after the thirteenth, almost failed attempt by Failbaddon to get past one, one planet.

Chances for success: 0%

P. S. : Failbaddon what!? He sacrificed a Blackstone fortress!? Gaaaasshhhhhhhhh!

Can't he just, do it earlier!? Like, was it that hard to come up with a smart solution that does not involve rushing the proverbial B? For twelve times this was his actual plan, and the thirteenth, it is so stupid it shames the term "brain dead".

*insert angry Tzeenitchian noises*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

I have no idea what he just said or what it means but it was Hella fun reading it. He's a bit nutty?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Hardyhomeland wrote:I have no idea what he just said or what it means but it was Hella fun reading it. He's a bit nutty?

I try to be...it's quite easy to sound crazy, just post whatever comes to your mind, no matter how insane it is.

As for my previous post, it was relating to the Warhammer 40k universe and how Abaddon the Despoiler failed spectacularly 13 times in trying to take/destroy a planet of a bloated and corrupt empire.

Like this:

Tremble before me for I am Draconos, god-king of Kesmor, and eternal ruler of everything! My power is limitless and its useless to try to fight me!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Parrona wrote:Like this:

Tremble before me for I am Draconos, god-king of Kesmor, and eternal ruler of everything! My power is limitless and its useless to try to fight me!

I knew it!

It was you all along! The King of Spam was your puppet nation. You truly are despicable!

But well played. 😧

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I knew it!

It was you all along! The King of Spam was your puppet nation. You truly are despicable!

But well played. 😧

Huzzah!

They do seem to share certain character traits...🤔

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I knew it!

It was you all along! The King of Spam was your puppet nation. You truly are despicable!

But well played. 😧

Huzzah!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:They do seem to share certain character traits...🤔

Like what? Punctuation?

Now, off to my everlasting font of...paperwork!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Post self-deleted by Alethes Sophia.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

I do so hate to suppress things, but self-promoting, incredibly lengthy content from an individual who comes from a different region and has accumulated an extensive rap list of Discord Server bans fits the bill of suppression. Even if it's on-topic with the poll, not too keen on having to deal with situations stemming from their presence here.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Spirit wrote:I do so hate to suppress things, but self-promoting, incredibly lengthy content from an individual who comes from a different region and has accumulated an extensive rap list of Discord Server bans fits the bill of suppression. Even if it's on-topic with the poll, not too keen on having to deal with situations stemming from their presence here.

How does one gets a discord ban? It almost seems inconceivable.

Matrixulated, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:How does one gets a discord ban? It almost seems inconceivable.

Not from Discord as a whole, just from numerous NS Servers for generally unpleasant conduct and commentary, to put it politely.

Matrixulated

The Spirit wrote:Not from Discord as a whole, just from numerous NS Servers for generally unpleasant conduct and commentary, to put it politely.

I see.

Matrixulated, Parrona

Please enjoy these musicals, straight from Narrowway in TSP!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1017786

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1017572

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated

Auphelia wrote:Please enjoy these musicals, straight from Narrowway in TSP!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1017786

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1017572

I'm getting the Les Miserables vibes here, somehow...

I have seen this script before, or, something close to it, someone please get me a glass of water while I try launching a revival of the Kaiserreich in Germany.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Unisir wrote:potato

I like the cut of your jib.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Unisir

Unisir wrote:potato

Playing to the region's strengths I see.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Unisir

The potato, basically the Rosarius of Spiritus.

JZJ, disguised as Ynnead to trick the Eldar into reviving Roboute Gulliman so that the Imperium of Man could survive longer, inevitably causing more deaths and giving JZJ a bigger pool of missionaries, who are disguised as chaos cultists, causing more mayhem and death, tur...rinse and repeat.

Tzeenitch approves.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

So this JZJ is the ringleader Head of a potato cult?

Is that part of the official Spiritus Zeitgeist, or a dark offshoot? The bad spud club maybe?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parrona wrote:The potato, basically the Rosarius of Spiritus.

Tzeenitch approves.

Who's Tzeenitch? ???

Matrixulated

TL; DR

Bad? Oh no, you are dead wrong, JZJ is basically the leader of former mainstream version of Potatoism, which embraces death as a blessing, it is now however, a minor spud when compared to the current mainstream version of this little interest group.

IC response, because why not:

It has come to our attention that a certain cult has been flourishing on our frontier worlds bordering the United Nations of Earth. This cult, which reveres a warped form of a human deity, Jesus, and requires a form of virus to survive, has caused a rapid deterioration in social order in our frontier worlds, cut off our border outposts from supply, and even tarnished our pride as a nation through barbaric acts, all done in the name of the Jedi Zombie Jesus. This has prompted us to take action against this cult and thus, we the imperial administration of Parrona have decreed that this cult be labeled a threat to the health of all citizens, and should be crushed.

[numerous edits later... ]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

"6 hours ago: Legendus lost the endorsement of Matrixulated. "

I understand completely why you unendorsed me and I fully support you.

That being said, my feelings are hurt.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Legendus wrote:"6 hours ago: Legendus lost the endorsement of Matrixulated. "

I understand completely why you unendorsed me and I fully support you.

That being said, my feelings are hurt.

😲

That's just not cricket!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Huzzah!

(But seriously, what happened? 😮)

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😲

That's just not cricket!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Huzzah!

(But seriously, what happened? 😮)

Matrixulated got some unendorsements (including from me) because he hit the cap.

And matrixulated, believing in the democratization of misery, decided to spread the unhappiness around! With a big shovel!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Legendus wrote:"6 hours ago: Legendus lost the endorsement of Matrixulated. "

I understand completely why you unendorsed me and I fully support you.

That being said, my feelings are hurt.

"That being said . . ." should have been said in a telegram, and not splashed on the RMB. 😐

On the subject of endorsements, grrrrr, the cap is set by Salaxalans and is flexible, depending on all kinds of population factors. Go to the Spiritus forums for a breakdown of all that, and other potatoey goodness.

Any Nation who does request a WA endorsement from Matrixulated will be endorsed for the glory of Spiritus, and good luck to you!

I'm sure Matrixulated has been 'unendorsed' by some of the older boys & girls and their puppet nations. That's cool, it happens. Gotta massage the level cap, I understand.

So, periodically I do 'housecleaning' of my WA endorsements, especially if there are changes in the regional max limit, or my own Nation's count.

Why? 😕

I like to keep my Nation's endorsements at the maximum level. The major reason is purely stats. Yup. I said it. 😤

WA Endorsements are a measurable statistical category that can be randomly 'rolled' and thus can be a deciding factor when playing in the NationStates Nation Challenge head-to-head games.

Now I know not everybody plays the Nation Challenge game, or even cares for it at all, but I enjoy it so please endorse this . . .

Championship Ladder

Rank #27 Matrixulated - level 67

545,424 Points ▪ 11,797 wins ▪ 1,456 losses

Spiritus potato-pill power! 💪😎

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Matrixulated got some unendorsements (including from me) because he hit the cap.

And matrixulated, believing in the democratization of misery, decided to spread the unhappiness around! With a big shovel!

Doh! Now I'm at 29!

So un-endorse me again, you Grammar Nazi!

I got two new endorsements from Unisir & Jobber (thank-you guys & welcome to the clusterfrak of the WA!) that got me back to the cap max 28.

Legendus is re-endorsed and back to the regional cap at 28.

Thanks for the shovel-mention though. Classy! 😧

M.

[I](You're still dead to me since you sold your miserable pseudo-soul to The Overlord for a seat at the table.) 😔

Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😲

That's just not cricket!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Huzzah!

(But seriously, what happened? 😮)

Cricket is the most boring sport that I have known, you sit there for half a day, rest half for a bit and you sit there for the other half of the day.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

I don't really care about endorsements myself. My main obligation is towards the delegate and that's it. But if you really want it, just give me a shout. Beats having my inbox flooded by Enadia for the fifth time.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:"That being said . . ." should have been said in a telegram, and not splashed on the RMB. 😐

Ah, I was just being sardonic. It really doesn't hurt me one way or the other.

(Guess I'll just stop posting on the RMB for the time being! 😳)

Matrixulated

I tried the challenge game and won twice! I blew up Parrona and got level 5.

How the hell do you get to level 67 with 11797 wins and still have a life?

I'm not being sassy. Please don't flame me! I'm only little.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:I tried the challenge game and won twice! I blew up Parrona and got level 5.

How the hell do you get to level 67 with 11797 wins and still have a life?

I'm not being sassy. Please don't flame me! I'm only little.

Did you just blow up my observation post!? B...but...we were just vivisecting select specimens from your species and replacing them with stronger and faster specimens, we were doing you little ones a favour by artificially hastening your species' evolution, and this is what we get, ungrateful apes...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, KIDDOS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Welcome back to our lawn!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, KIDDOS.

Your lawn has been turned into our lawn, because socialism.

Daziria wrote:Welcome back to our lawn!

^

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Matrixulated wrote:Doh! Now I'm at 29!

So un-endorse me again, you Grammar Nazi!

I got two new endorsements from Unisir & Jobber (thank-you guys & welcome to the clusterfrak of the WA!) that got me back to the cap max 28.

Legendus is re-endorsed and back to the regional cap at 28.

Thanks for the shovel-mention though. Classy! 😧

M.

[I](You're still dead to me since you sold your miserable pseudo-soul to The Overlord for a seat at the table.) 😔

Who am I to deny such an eloquent request?

I have unendorsed you! Rejoice! You have been reborn as a lawful citizen! Metaphorically, of course.

And it's not my fault nobody accepts your soul as legal tender. Perhaps your soul is like cola zero. For a moment one believes it to be the real thing, but then you get that awful realisation that it just lacks that thing that makes cola cola.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Who am I to deny such an eloquent request?

I have unendorsed you! Rejoice! You have been reborn as a lawful citizen! Metaphorically, of course.

And it's not my fault nobody accepts your soul as legal tender. Perhaps your soul is like cola zero. For a moment one believes it to be the real thing, but then you get that awful realisation that it just lacks that thing that makes cola cola.

Matixulated is just mere codes, of course it doesn't have a soul, however, if me and my followers try to lynch it, then the police will arrest us.

Worst case scenario is that we end up like the followers of JZJ.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland

Legendus wrote:Ah, I was just being sardonic. It really doesn't hurt me one way or the other.

(Guess I'll just stop posting on the RMB for the time being! 😳)

*ties Legendus to the RMB*

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The Salaxalans wrote:I like the cut of your jib.

No job cutting. I prefer my jib whole, Thank you

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Hardyhomeland wrote:I tried the challenge game and won twice! I blew up Parrona and got level 5.

How the hell do you get to level 67 with 11797 wins and still have a life?

I'm not being sassy. Please don't flame me! I'm only little.

Matrixulated is teeming with life . . .

The Codestream is life!

Take the potato pill and free your mind. 💊

Effort and Spiritus potatoes = 11,797 wins! 😀

M.

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The Salaxalans wrote:*ties Legendus to the RMB*

😄

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Who am I to deny such an eloquent request?

I have unendorsed you! Rejoice! You have been reborn as a lawful citizen! Metaphorically, of course.

And it's not my fault nobody accepts your soul as legal tender. Perhaps your soul is like cola zero. For a moment one believes it to be the real thing, but then you get that awful realisation that it just lacks that thing that makes cola cola.

Somebody is obviously confused! I've never tried to sell my soul . . . and maybe sell is the wrong word to use in your case. Abdicate? Cede? Renounce? Oh! How about simply, surrender? 😔

Hmmm, I sense a childish playground-level, "nah, nah, nah, nah-nah no you're not real! reverse use of your own insecurities in this thinly-veiled Coca-Cola analogy. 😑

Pretty, but petty, and sadly pathetic.

Eerily similar to your own tragic fall from grace! 😶

Whatever. Maybe you could barter with JayZeeJay and He could resurrect you?

Until then . . . You're still dead to me! 😠

M.

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Parrona wrote:Your lawn has been turned into our lawn, because socialism.

😂😅😮

Way to poke The Grumpy Grandpa with a stick!

And welcome back, O.G.G !!!

I hope you brought Butch and your Shotgun back from the clutches of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and His Jedi-Zombi Horde!

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Somebody is obviously confused! I've never tried to sell my soul . . . and maybe sell is the wrong word to use in your case. Abdicate? Cede? Renounce? Oh! How about simply, surrender? 😔

Hmmm, I sense a childish playground-level, "nah, nah, nah, nah-nah no you're not real! reverse use of your own insecurities in this thinly-veiled Coca-Cola analogy. 😑

Pretty, but petty, and sadly pathetic.

Eerily similar to your own tragic fall from grace! 😶

Whatever. Maybe you could barter with JayZeeJay and He could resurrect you?

Until then . . . You're still dead to me! 😠

M.

Well, clearly you never tried to sell your soul because your soul lacks all that delicious taste and sugar. Nobody wants that kind of soul. Except you apparently.

I'm not saying your not real. I'm simply stating you're a not-quite-good-enough imitation of the original. Clearly you are projecting YOUR insecurities on this conversation.

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I see the RMB is nice and toasty! 😮

Looks like The Matrix versus The Dominatrix is burning up the boards, wooh! 😯

So I got marshmallows and popcorn and I'm sitting in the £1-seats for this heavyweight bout! 😀

🙌🙆🙌

Huzzah!

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Matrixulated wrote:😂😅😮

Way to poke The Grumpy Grandpa with a stick!

And welcome back, O.G.G !!!

I hope you brought Butch and your Shotgun back from the clutches of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and His Jedi-Zombi Horde!

M.

Butch? Oh, I gave Butch away to some religious fanatics that are currently facing a nationwide purge.

As for the shotgun, it was seized by the government after it was found on a one of the aforementioned fanatics arrested by the government, and it is currently en route to the Horsean Federation for purification.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Well, clearly you never tried to sell your soul . . .

Finally! Some clarity. Maybe she's not totally lost. 😦

Everything said after that was just more blathering 😭😭 blah blah 😪 blah 😴 bleuch!

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Finally! Some clarity. Maybe she's not totally lost. 😦

Everything said after that was just more blathering 😭😭 blah blah 😪 blah 😴 bleuch!

M.

You can't handle the truth!

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Butch? Oh, I gave Butch away to some religious fanatics that are currently facing a nationwide purge.

As for the shotgun, it was seized by the government after it was found on a one of the aforementioned fanatics arrested by the government, and it is currently en route to the Horsean Federation for purification.

Now that's really gonna piss the old boy off! 😲

Get ready for a space-born infestation of ALL your lawns by Cyrtes Cabbageworms raging against The Evil Eye and your horticultural haute couture!

Phytophthora Infestans could bring some bio-terror as part of an Alliance with The Grumpy Grandpa . . .

OGG will want his shotgun!

M.

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Alekseandrea wrote:You can't handle the truth!

Awww! You lonely? Need the use of 'A Few Good Men'? 😟

😆

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Now that's really gonna piss the old boy off! 😲

Get ready for a space-born infestation of ALL your lawns by Cyrtes Cabbageworms raging against The Evil Eye and your horticultural haute couture!

Phytophthora Infestans could bring some bio-terror as part of an Alliance with The Grumpy Grandpa . . .

OGG will want his shotgun!

M.

It's with the Horsean Federation! You can't get it from me, because I don't have it!

Go over there, that's where the Horseans are!

*points in direction of Snakkra*

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Parrona wrote:It's with the Horsean Federation! You can't get it from me, because I don't have it!

Go over there, that's where the Horseans are!

*points in direction of Snakkra*

😯 Somehow, I don't think the, "I'm with Snakkra" T-Shirt is gonna throw OGG of his murder trail.

Time to look for asylum, methinks! 😐

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:😯 Somehow, I don't think the, "I'm with Snakkra" T-Shirt is gonna throw OGG of his murder trail.

Time to look for asylum, methinks! 😐

M.

Rubs eyes.

"I'm with Shakira"?

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Matrixulated wrote:😯 Somehow, I don't think the, "I'm with Snakkra" T-Shirt is gonna throw OGG of his murder trail.

Time to look for asylum, methinks! 😐

M.

Asylum? No, I'm not giving it to him, if he wants it he's going to have to get past the gold standard of navies.

Humans, they neve...

Freedom! *boom*

Evolutionary dead end, dare I say.

*cue human running over pedestrians with a jetbike*

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Err, who is Snakkra?

Matrixulated

All these CTEs, goddamn. Summer Lull starting early this year >_>!

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, KIDDOS.

I knew you couldn't let your zombified dog; Butch, through the misery and loneliness of losing its human companion, continue to dig up your lawn in your absence...

Which is why I set it to that task.

May The Fourth Be With You!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

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Tim-Opolis wrote:All these CTEs, goddamn. Summer Lull starting early this year >_>!

I apologise for the voracious appetites of my hordes - They surely have been gorging themselves of late!

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