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Region: Spiritus
*narrows eyes*
*slaps parrona*
*mixes xenoblood elixir and JZJ wine together and stuffs it down parrona's throat*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
NEW POLL INCOMING
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
THE POLL HAS LANDED!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Ummmmmm.
Where is the option "James potter"?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"When in doubt, vote potato"Billy, The Potato Wizard
Matrixulated
You're crazy.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
James potter is an illusion created by the greeting card industry while looking up Trump's smelly dark hole .
Matrixulated
do you want to be eaten by a savage deviljho?
no hes sensible
Itrosomia
Darth vader finds your lack of faith disturbing.
You killed Mufasa! Metaphorically. From a certain point if view.
Kirk assures you he boldly came there.
Inigo Montoia believes you killed the mood. Prepare to die.
Commander Shepard shoots you. Because there was an interrupt.
Malcolm Reynolds tells you to shut your gorram mouth.
Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
*consumes all of their souls and gives the bodies to xenoblood*
POTATOES
Matrixulated
*Happily munches on the bodies*
Matrixulated
No need to spam the RMB about it!
ALL IN CAPS TOO!
MR McSHOUTY!
Is that mind control?
Is [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] trying to Jedi mind-trick us?
Are we crazy?
Am I crazy?
Where's [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]?
HELP!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Is that a Guantanamo Bay reference?
Cool.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Poll = A potato.
Harry Potter is British.
King Edward Potato is British.
End of debate.
*mic-drop*
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
MUAHAHA
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I'm so terrified! Oh no! The Core Fleets were devastated from the start!
:)
Buahahaha!
You are crazy.
Spammers...
Stop spamming.
You included.
Uh...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
South Pacific Sentinal Newspaper: Edition One
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=784188
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Interesting read, thank you!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Thankyou for giving it a chance :)
Matrixulated
Hello I know I'm early :) *Waves to everyone in Spiritus* I'm from Texas an bought everyone Warm Mackerel and Potato Salad to share :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Nice.
Matrixulated
Nope I'm literally insane and it was a butt comment
Matrixulated, Statens, The Parron Republic
...
Jamie?
...
I've watched too much Megas XLR...
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Now why are we encouraged to move here?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*runs around waving arms sporadically*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, Statens
my power is spreading!
Honestly same
Matrixulated
*has devie step on him so he can calm down*
does anyone have a good poll idea? i need some poll ideas
[nation=short]Superpig0[/nation] has been quiet the last few days
I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT IF YOU EAT 3 MILLION BANNANAS YOU WILL DIE OF RADIATION SICKNESS!!!!!
Statens
KREEEEEE!!!
Click krrr click klick krrrr
Klick
Krrrr
KREEEEEE
Click klick
Click
eating 3 million bananas youd die of banananitus
wait are you superpig???
alright *looks through book trying to translate it*
itro, i need poll ideas
ITS TOO QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
*puts darth vader in poll*
*nobody votes it*
What is wrong with y'all people?!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
THE POLL IS WRONG!!!! ITS JUST WRONG!
What is the best breakfast food?
Waffles
Cheap imitation of waffles(pancakes)
Eggs
Sausage
Bacon
Hash browns
Grits
Chicken and waffles
Syrup
Orange juice
Etc.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
KREEEEEE!!!
If you don't want a revolt, you probably should add a potato option.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
waffles are just pancakes with abs. but yes thank you for that
of all the languages i know, xeno is not one
NO it is for my region, NO POTATO OPTIONS
...
If you still don't want a revolt, you probably should add a potato option.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
no. they wont revolt, i have no potato worshippers in my region
The Parron Republic
but hash browns will double as potatos. just shredded and put together
WAFFLES ARE MUCH BETTER THAN PANCAKES!!!!!!!
PANCAKES ARE FAKE NEWS!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
WAFFLES ARE PANCAKES WITH ABS! WHICH MEANS THEYRE BETTER!!
Look at this if you disagree
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/the-reign-of-waffles
*a single tear roles down my cheek*
Waffles are so much more than that.
do you want to be put in a waffle iron and fed to devie?
The waffle iron will not hurt me.
In addition to being lord of chaos and walruses, I am...
LORD WAFFLES
Matrixulated
*slams down the top of the waffle giant waffle iron onto itro* keep talking the hot air will speed up the cooking
Hello!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Hello hello
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hi! Welcome! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ooh yay!
It's nice and toasty in here!
Can you hand me a pillow please?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Heya! Welcome to Spiritus!
. . . and here you go . . .
* respectfully offers the venerable and traditional Spiritus welcoming gift *
Have your Super-Special, Limited Edition, 'Beatlemania' potato.
Yep. What he said.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
devie cmere and help me press this thing down! *devie hops onto the thing and sits letting his weight down onto it*
Nice to meet you.
Matrixulated
It's a pickle.
How big can it possibly be?
Oops, I probably shouldn't have said that.
Why am I not going back and deleting it?
But thanks!
It was a little too light for my tastes.
Matrixulated
*scarfs down the population of marsupials on Australia*
KREEEEEE!!!
Matrixulated
Salaxalans! I have a good idea for a poll:
The question:
Who digs giant robots?
The possible answers:
[list]
[*]You dig giant robots!
[*]I dig giant robots!
[*]We dig giant robots!
[*]Chicks dig giant robots!
[/list]
Nice, isn't it?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
remember when i made a giant gorilla mech?
devie is biggest of savage pickles, devie is spicy giant pickle
No.
I'LL HAVE YOUR JORBLOCKS FOR RUINING MY MOMENT!
Matrixulated
*climbs into my new giant deviljho mech* you wanna fight?
No, because i wasn't here then.
Matrixulated
Cool
i know you werent, its awesome, you want it? i can alter it into a giant walrus mech
*opens the waffle iron* there all cooked
*climbs into the new galaxy consuming walrus mech*
Sure?
I see yours is only 20 miles tall.
Mine is about googol times larger.
But to make it a fair fight...
*presses a button and it shrinks to 20 miles and an inch tall*
*charges laser tusks *
Matrixulated
I already have one
Matrixulated
even if you were bigger id just destroy you but i didnt ask to fight with you, i asked to fight with alek, and how would you be able to move around in that?
Well it is just like a normal one but I grow in size.
*blinks* that... sounds loud and clamatic
It has a stealth mode that covers it in zero plastic.
Zero plastic is the perfect insulated and cannot move which makes it completely silent.
oh good
The best part is that I can drain all energy from any matter into my battery.
Matrixulated
*runs in to the RMB with arms stretched out, starts running in circles, screaming, I can fly! I'm not scared! I can fly! I'm not scared! repeatedly*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
*manipulates the universe to give mjaumjua wings*
There you go.
Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Parron Republic has gained the Diplomatic Insult casus belli on Itrosomia.
[spoiler= more info ]Wargoal : (take capital) Take Techno City
Acceptable Demands :
War Reparations
Humiliation
Dissolve Alliances
Return Cores
Give Up Claims
Release Nations [/spoiler]
The Parron Republic has gained the Meddled in Internal Affairs casus belli on Itrosomia, Culveria and The Tainted Xeno Blood Hive.
[spoiler= more info ]Wargoal : Show superiority (by winning battles, occupying territories and destroying infrastructure)
Acceptable Demands :
War Reparations
Humiliation
Dissolve Alliances
Return Cores
Give Up Claims
Release Nations
Vassalise
Cede Planets
Abandon Planets [/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Uhhh, being a faaaaake human yourself, I'm surprised you forgot this possible answer:
[list]
[*]Robots dig giant robots!
[/list]
Oh no he dit-uhhhhhnt!
Yeah, he did!
He totally (gorilla)mech-blocked your moment!
Damn that winged-worm!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Clamatic?
Clamactic?
Clamacting?
Speak English you worthless, wing-ed, wormy, whack-job!
Now get off the stage so those noisy mollusc-thespians can finish their rendition of 'King Lear' without further ado!
"Come not between the Drag-Queen and her Wreath . . ."
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
The Parron Republic declares war on Culveria, citing Meddled in Internal Affairs as their casus belli.
[spoiler= more info ]
Wargoal : Show superiority (by winning battles, occupying territories and destroying infrastructure)
Acceptable Demands :
War Reparations
Humiliation
Dissolve Alliances
Return Cores
Give Up Claims
Release Nations
Vassalise
Cede Planets
Abandon Planets
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
There's no spoon.
I know.
Stop rubbing it in.
He probably meant to use "climactic" or "climatic".
I'm not sure which one.
They both fail to make any sense whatsoever.
The climax is the moment when the conflict gets solved (the protagonist succeeds) or becomes unable to get solved (a.k.a. the protagonist fails).
They clearly were still in the escalating phase of the "narrative" (read pissing contest).
And I doubt the climate has anything to do with "50 foot whatever"-robots.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
But still, even with thick glasses, bookmarks and a magnifying glass, I still cannot find "clamatic" in my dictionary.
He must be off his joy, let's beat him into a bloody pulp, shall we?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Parron, violence isn't the answer.
Especially since there is no combat system in nationstates.
There is no point in starting a war you can't win.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Crippling a region's RMB is destroying infrastructure, right?
*Bribes, threatens and blackmails the Members of Parliament to get parliament to agree to pass the "Forteresse Parronia" reform*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Here are some headlines...
The first ten bombs has fallen on Draconosia
Prime Minister Sprir is under investigation for corruption
(yes, this is inspired by the recent corruption scandal in South Korea.)
Matrixulated
Here are some new headlines...
Itrosomia sends military aid and monetary aid to [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]
Itrosomia military releases the bio weapon the "Tainted Xenoblood" to ravage the lands of [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]
Parronian economy is indefinitely crippled due to the Xenoblood bio weapon consuming all of Parrona's industrial buildings
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
*walks up next to parrona*
Click krrr
(Oh really?)
*eats the military bases*
Cklick krrr
Matrixulated
Did the rocket, ship or swarm get pass the now closed border?
No.
If you want my RPing Tech Level, it's FFT.
The reform,
"Fortifier Forteresse Parronia"
"强化堡垒怕咯国"
"Fortify Fortress Parrona" has passed.
Now it's harder, muahahaha!
Matrixulated
Then why is Xenoblood behind you?
Matrixulated
You're hallucinating.
I apologise for the "double post".
Matrixulated
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Written by Refuge Isle.