Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
You actually believe that lie? Oh no, someone get Alekseandrea a therapist, mine is busy.
On second thoughts, maybe we should just let Alekseandrea flick random switches, she'll hit the right one eventually, then we get the therapist.
So yeah, every piece of machinery is STATING that you're fat.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
It wasn't me!
I never said she was fat!
🍰➡🐷
Unless she is.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
This is America, and you live here, so shut up or go home.
🔥burn!🔥
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm
Ha, jokes on you I live in another 1st world country! If you weren't that short-sighted to see past your continent, perhaps you would have realised that the entire world is laughing at you!
So hahayoumonkeygosuckawraithbone!
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
*psst* don't tell people on here you're American! That's how they get you!
I mean... haha, Americans right? so dumb, so dumb, and whatnot....
(i think i'm in the clear)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
You seem awfully sure that it's she.
It seems like I haven't done my job well enough.
Also, how dare you assume my gender? The gall.
Said the delusional fool.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
-Basically I mandated sex education
For some reason, obesity lowered. I wonder why...
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Because Alekseandrea's holiday was over and she went home?
🔥
Matrixulated, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
This is definitely an interesting conversation..?
Legendus, Matrixulated
You stupid white incel manbaby!
Why do you have to put me in your categories?
I'm unique. Like a snowflake. Or my edgy OC's.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Getting a little feisty huh? That's quite out of character for you, you know that?
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded
Nah, it isn't.
I'm simply so spiteful that I refuse to acknowledge defeat and start with mudslinging.
I would love to insult Hardyhomeland back, but Hardyhomeland is too generic to insult. He has no distinguishing characteristics. He can type. And that's all we really know about him.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
The weekend BBQ is over. But like those annoying people who drink to much and are the last to leave someone is a mean drunk.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
You just implied she is fat, you Muppet!
You just dug your own grave, mate.
Alekseandrea is not known for her patience, or tolerance for insults. 😒
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
I chose to live in America, and choose to stay here. I've also served in the military and fought America's enemies, and spilled blood to ensure the freedoms you so blithely take for granted.
Feel free to continue this conversation after you've served your country.
Until then, may your blanket of ignorance and entitlement keep you warm at night.
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
So you DO know you had too much.
It's a shame you couldn't have this revelation a bit sooner.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Ignorance is a blind, not a blanket, otherwise, good points.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm
New Issue:
[List]The fierce debate on Demure Alekseandrea hunting in Matrixulated Reloaded has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.[/list]
Hmmm, what to do?
What to do? 😞
MxR
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
A Demure Alekseandrea is a myth!
I mean, the very thought of such a thing . . . 😟
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I believe it's that time again.
The time to reformat some harddisks and do a clean install.
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
😂
That's a burn!♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
Except for east Pakistan. I hate that place.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
[sub]I'm so sorry for the late reply.[/sub]
It's Admiral Glassem, sir.
As for Studly Spud stepping on a special ("getting invaded" edition) "welcome mat", he was tricked once, so shame on him.
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Bangladesh, sir, it's Bangladesh.
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
That one moment when you actually try to go through book 11 of Lone Wolf without cheating, but realise that you are regardless of how prepared you are.
[spoiler= For those who knows what I'm talking about... ]
The Chaosmaster's CS is so damn high, and the otherwise near-OP weapon you get in book 2 actually makes it harder.
Then there's the fact that the only other weapon that you get which even lets you have a minute chance at winning must be returned a few moments later, which means that the last few pages are really hard.
And this is not even mentioning the f_cking RNG, or dice god, whichever is your pick.[/spoiler]
*cries in despair*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
If I read your description, you actually weren't that prepared.
You forgot to preroll the dice, obviously.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
New poll!
Also, I'm not responsible for anything you google.
Or the consequences of said googling.
Just saying.
If you suddenly find yourself in cruel uncaring universe,
you haven't been paying enough attention to it before you got traumatised.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Iceblade
I love DHMIS!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded
Ew, prerolling.
Edit: Okay, I actually got past the Chaosmaster this time, a few lucky rolls of 0s and 9s, sommerswerd with huntmastery (in this case with sword and broadsword), using a potion of Alether for the extra CS, and now I have 14 Endurance at the end of the fight.
That's what all the healy items you find earlier are for, I guess. (Captain Obvious)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded
I am back. I got deleted due to inactivity, but I am here once more.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
Welcome back! 😁
M.
Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Can I ask for a remake on that dragon poll? You lot forgot Spyro, that's just heartless...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
And Bruce Lee. He was the greatest martial artist of all time! 🏆
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm
I second that motion! ❤
MxR
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Haremm
It's a bit too soon I'm afraid. But, you can always go to the "suggest a poll thread" on the spiritus offsite forum to propose any dragon you wish for the next time a poll about dragons will happen. It's in the potato lounge.
Or you know, you can propose a poll with or without potential answers.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
I would like to suggest a poll:
What should be done about Alekseandrea's nonsensical polls; polls that nake no sense; where the question is meaningless, and the potential answers make no logical reference to the "question"? - Where only the insane can choose an "answer", because you have to be mad to "understand" what the hell is going on.
[sub]Please submit potential answers in response to this post.[/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Haremm
You want to return to the dark ages when Salaxalans did the poll?
Well, he didn't more than he did. That was the problem.
And Itrosomia seems to be hibernating.
JZJ left.
There can only be one!
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Howdy all from Forest, we are doing a thing!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1106052
Creative writing basically, to a prompt. All our embassy regions are welcome to get stuck in!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Truly we endowed Man with too much power - The power to become both a God or Devil and to bring forth Heaven or Hell upon the mortal, material, visible Universe...
Bring on the Apocalypse, Armageddon,
and Judgement Day I say! - Let us wipe the slate clean; cleanse the Earth, and start anew!
[sub]Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
Looks like you need my meds more than I do.
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Fine, JZJ abandoned his most sacred duties. Now happy?
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
*Tokes on the nebulous, and gaseous cloud of particulates created from an entire galactic civilization's supply falling into a supermassive blackhole*
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Incidentally, with it being a fortnight until All Hallows Eve, would anyone like to book a stay and seek refuge at the Zombie Research Institute for the duration?
Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded
Ewwwww!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Muah ha hah! 😆
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
hello everyone. (i am a new member)
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Greetings leader of Edens Reign. I hope that you feel welcome in this region and that your nation grows and prospers with us.
Remember to join our Discord.
Matrixulated
The one founded by the diabolical JZJ? I'll pass.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
My Comrades
I heard you have discord, may I ask for a link to join?
Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded
Hello everyone, I'm Hetic, a member of the Great NS Expedition, along with its founder Ava Ire! We go from region to region, hopping all across NS, and look at various regions across the site. It's an honour to be here, and this looks to be a great region.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Here's the invite link: https://discord.gg/vHzRtp7
Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded
Calling out JayZeeJay for being diabolical is . . .
Diabolical! 😮
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
New poll!
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Starch
Not so new flag, just removed the star as it kinda hurts my eyes.
Matrixulated, Versatran
The butchering of the rising sun hurts my eyes.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Starch, Colonalia
Hey Spiritus.
Just a good luck to you all in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
NWA Member
[nation=long]Allishive[/nation]
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Starch
Hi everyone
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Haremm
cue Zombies on Your Lawn
rushes to plant boxes and begins to plant Sunflowers and Peashooters
Matrixulated, Allishive, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, The World Of The New Order, Colonalia
Time to rent your favorite Zombie movies!
Shaun of The Dead! ❤
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
🔥👀
Matrixulated, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded
Post self-deleted by Carral.
Alekseandrea: The Morning After . . . no wait, that's just a horror movie. 😉
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
I have a poll suggestion.
If all of your electronic devices weren't working, or available, and the power goes out in your house, what do you do to entertain yourself for one hour until you get the electricity back?
[List] read a book by candlelight.
have conversation(s) with whomever you're with
slip on your headphones and listen to music
write a letter, or a poem, or a fan-fiction
close your eyes and nap
lose your marbles and wig-out in the dark
grab the old battery-powered radio and tune in
meditate or be introspective to expand your mind[/list]
There, there's my 5 cents.
MxR
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia
How can you be scared of that fictional tale when you have to look in the mirror every morning? The movie might actually be a pleasant surprise.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I'm not saying Matrixulated is ugly, but his father yelled " Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! " when he impregnated his momma.
👊
♨Burn!♨
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
😂😂😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Versatran
Not wanting to attract Almighty troll wrath but... what He said! 😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
300 nations! :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mwuhahahahamed, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia
Do we get a T-shirt? 😊
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia
🔥🔥🔥
📞🚒
Hardyhomeland, Versatran
🔥🔥🔥
📞🚒
😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Versatran
Not yet bc someone had the audacity to CTE :(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Smite tha...wait a minute, we can't smite those that had CTEed.
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
We shall smite them should they ever return!
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Does anyone know the regions with the most embassies? Im trying to make a top ten list since theres no WA ranking for that...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Starch
That's not a burn, you inbred pleb.
That's a moronic, juvenile slew of insults against my Mother, my Father, and my Immaculate Conception. 😤
You retarded, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing Eurotrash Muppet! 😠
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
You must be confused, or just a simpleton.
The moron was insulting me, you fool, not the Almighty Troll Queen Alekseandrea.
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
That's a burn about a burn, with a collateral burn!
That's a triple burn! 🔥🔥🔥
MxR
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
There's a lot of backwater regions and puppet regions whose whole purpose is to collect as many embassies as possible, so I imagine it'd be a random region like one of those. Pretty sure they just spam everyone they see with embassy requests.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mwuhahahahamed, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Salty! 😒
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
I would like to inform you that its The Almighty Troll Queen, not the Almighty Troll Queen.
But Im impressed with you nonetheless.
You finally acknowledged that I am almighty and therefore superior to you. One day I will succeed in making you presentable. One day...
*sighs wistfully*
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
New poll!
Note that it suspiciously similar to a suggestion someone made.
Hint. Hint.
I'm aware it should be "when there's no electricity" or "when the electricity is down", but I can't be bothered to fix it.
Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I do option #3 every day so I guess nothing would change for me
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
That post makes me queasy and uncomfortable, like when I have to consider my parents still have sex with each other.
Just eewwww! 😝
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
The Embassy Lardyland Secfanatics The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region are a few that come to mind.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded
I'm British you racist twat! Get a map you idiot and notice that Britain is separated from the Eurotrash by a large body of water and a huge chasm of better than those wankers! 😤
You bigoted old fart.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
😨 Ooh, extra salty!
Too much testosterone.
Eepeens have been whipped out, but who will be the bigger man and bring civility back to the RMB? 😯
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Your "brexit" isn't complete.
Not yet.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
From experience, set up a hammock, get a book and read. If at night, just use your phone to read.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
When you are omnipresent like the Great Spirit of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and have even sent missionaries/puppets to almost every region at some point in your NS existence, you come to recognise how great these highly interconnected regions are - The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region is a particularly nice place to hang out, but then again as it is a bar, you may just wish to visit, and not stay too long...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Starch
A mere bagatelle, my dear.
Just scraping the doggie doo off the boot heel.
God bless the Queen! ❤👑❤
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
* ignores the "superior" comment . . .*
😑
I shall send my best suit to the dry-cleaners forthwith!
I actually have an Armani and a Hugo Boss in black, or a Brookes Bros dinner suit in dark navy blue.
I can be your 'Ken' doll to your The Almighty Troll Queen Barbie. 😜
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
😩
Kids.
😩
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I'm British too, you ignoramus.
Born in Fleetwood, Lancashire, in England. ❤
Wind your neck in, you pratt, you're making us all look bad. 😠
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
On this we agree! 👍
[List]God Bless The Queen !!![/list]
MxR
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm
"You can touch, you can play if you say I'm always yours."
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
🤮
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded
I feel sick!
My eyes! My poor eyes! 👀
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Go to bed, it's past your bedtime.
It's time for Mommy and Daddy to play now.
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
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