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Region: Spiritus
*me gives [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] a basket of potatoes*
:D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
". . . Ah ya ya ya ya yah I keep on hoping we'll eat tates by the ocean!"
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Round 2 of voting.
Vote for Salax if you want potatoes.
This message was sponsored by SalaxaPAC.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
I've voted for the Salaxalans twice now, as have a couple of puppet states...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'm trying to vote for you :( but I don't have enough citz! Btw this is also a selerate account for dictatorship of
Matrixulated
#YourNationYourChoice
Vote [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation] for your nationalistic needs
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=602257
*me flings potatoes at [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
Salaxans will have power.
UNLIMITED POWER!
If we get him elected, that is.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
*Grabs potato, writes "Vote Marchtopia" and throws back*
BOOOOOOOO
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Salaxalans FTW
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Now I remember why my citizens have no political freedom...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
Democracy as a way of life! Advance nationalism!
Democracy is a lie!
Potatoes are the Thruth!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
[B]Election Update from Illuminati[/B]
As founder of Illuminati, I have issued a Boast in favor of our former Grand Chancellor The Salaxalans. We always believe in supporting our Grand Chancellor past and present and we hope that our votes help pave the way to victory.
Give em hell Sal.
Rhyphix
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
Democracy is Liberty!
Liberty is Freedom!
Freedom is Strength!
Strength is Prosperity!
Prosperity is Unity!
Vote [nation=short]Marchtopia[/nation]!
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
Thank you [nation=short]Rhyphix[/nation]!! :D
Matrixulated
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Potato shall free me.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Liberty at the cost of letting the stupid and ignorant masses decide!
Freedom is a state of being, not a strength!
Prosperity is achieved by stomping on the nameless masses,
for your own, greedy desires,
capitalistic swine!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Damask Holding.
But I didn't mention peace.
I said democracy you cheese.
You can go on and for potato
As your show rains some tomato
Democracy for a way of life
Your honor can be cut with a knife
A blade from our liberty
Because it shows security
Down with fascism
End Communism
For Marchtopia is here
I hold my campaign dear
So off with your band
And your little clan
We have persistence you lack
And so I'll push you back
You try to rhyme yet you are a failure to human kind and Muun kind, (My kind) so don't disgrace yourself further.
Matrixulated
You're a disgrace in the night
Do not try to fight
You will lose light
I am the March
As strong as an arch
So great you all will parch
Through good times and bad
And things that made me sad
I will always be glad
Democracy as a way of life
You wouldn't know, lowlife
So seeya in the afterlife
Actually I wouldn't see you in the afterlife, being as I would be resurrected instantly after all 3 of my hearts die out, and the fact that you would go to hell.
Matrixulated
Hi
Matrixulated
Hi! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Looks like all the votes just got reset for some reason... so... VOTE SALAXALANS!!! Again! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
:DDDDDD SALAXALANS FTW :DDDDDD
Matrixulated
If you are a non-native English speaker, I'm here for you to defend your interests. Please vote New Leganes to make NS multilingual!
Vote for [nation=short]Railana[/nation] -- your non-raider, non-communist alternative with a real plan to fix the World Assembly!
The Salaxians is the only canidate we need.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
All hail potatoes!!!! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia, Damask Holding
hail
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
voted for you bro
Matrixulated
I am sorry to announce this, but I am running for WA General-Secretary. I apologize to The Salaxians for running against them.
I will NOT, however, apologize for my condemnation of The Salaxians for his tacit endorsement of Nazis by voting AGAINST a Security Council measure to liberate a region occupied by those cancers on society.
I will also not apologize for my condemnation of Edward Rump as an immature single-issue candidate who has no plan whatsoever except for "screw over all immigrants."
I voted against it because the resolution is a load of crap. Here's what I wrote on the Spiritus forums:
"Another Communists vs. Fascists fight! Woo! It seems the one who proposed this is in fact the founder of the region in question who got their nation deleted and oh my god is there no end to this stuff? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
It's just this stupid fight that does nothing but draw attention to Nazi regions. Giving them less attention is the best way to get rid of them.
The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, Guy Ii, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
What Salaxalans said.
The NS Left's "war" on Nazism has only drawn further attention to the Nazis, both as they constantly feature in the WA and their utilisation of the "war" as a recruitment tactic. Those who share the goal of eradicating Nazis from this game, OOC, do not have to agree on how to do it.
Further, the region to be liberated is a dispensable jump point, to my understanding - not the sort of region with a community which merits protection.
As a Jewish person and a leftist, I also do not support the liberation proposal. This doesn't mean that I approve of Nazis, and before accusing someone of "tacit approval of Nazis", please have more solid evidence to back that up.
The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
This.
The best way to defeat an ideology is to stop giving it attention, and let it fade into obscurity. Like what happened to the KKK.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Post self-deleted by Damask Holding.
Is Salaxalans also campaining on the forums?
I didn't find representation for his glorious plan.
Matrixulated
We have a thread <http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=373004&p=28217577> but it hasn't gotten much use; I've been mostly campaigning on RMBs and whatnot. If you want to post though, by all means do it! Spread the potato gospel! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
i agree compleatly less attention less support slowly crawls away and dies in a hole where it belongs ....on that note i appoligise if i starded somthing in here i did not mean to {comicaly} IM JUST IN IT FOR THE POTATOS MAN
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Voting just reset again; EVERYONE RE-VOTE FOR SALAXALANS!!!!! POTATOES FOR ALL!! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
i got a teligram
Matrixulated
Okay everyone things are moving forward again! Tenth place! And it looks like the resets are done with! So remember: VOTE SALAXALANS!! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Make that eighth place!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ignis De Rebellione, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Vote Salaxalans to make potatoes taste great again!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
If only I had more than 500 mil citizens, so I can vote for potatoes D :
Hurpadurp
No, you only need 30! And... you have 8. :P Well, you will still get the potatoes, even if you can't vote!!! :D
*gives [nation=short]Santa Fogata[/nation] a basket of potatoes*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Hahah, thanks! But yeah, Im rather new to this. I just joined three days ago, heh. Good luck with that! Youre about to reach 5th place.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I LIKE PODATOS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, The Great Potatooine
Hi *giggles and runs away
Hi! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
So, why potatos? Are ye Irish?
Because potato!!!! Potatoes are amazing! They're just... So potatoey...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
I see, you seem to have some foodstuffs competition with the pancakes crowd.
Amalgam Of Atoms
Yes, true, but I am confident potatoes will prevail! Who can resist a good potato? :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Umm where's my potato?!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
HERE!!! POTATOES!
*flings potatoes at [nation=short]Eudaiimonia[/nation]*
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Did you vote?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
10 minutes ago: Eudaiimonia voted for The Potato Nation of The Salaxalans in Round 2 of the election.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
In that case, have a potato, I've got some to spare. Would like mushrooms on yours?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Potatous.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Yes, and I did it while really hungry too!
I prefer it smothered in butter, and topped with chilli beef and cheese...
Matrixulated
And has anyone founded Potatooine yet?
Matrixulated
FIFTH PLACE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
POTATOES FOR ALL! :D
Matrixulated
Come on man! I need another fix! - Just give us all the potatoes you got! I can handle it! I Can Handle It!! I CAN HANDLE IT!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
WOAH MAN!! **Starts drooling and shaking**
Matrixulated
Don't give him 'the goods'.
His suffering is rather entertaining.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
I just did.
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Eudaiimonia
While I'm aware this whole entire WA Election thingamajig is an April Fools joke, I hope a similar thing is actually put into the game permanently, that could be interesting.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Potatoes are AMAZING!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Up to 4th Place, the Potato only keeps climbing!
Matrixulated
False alarm, only fifth place. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Yeah, my math is poor >_> <_<
BUT WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN GET 4th
(yes I'm too lazy to log back into my Spiritus nation)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You need guidance fellow resident of Spiritus! - I humbly submit that I'm well disposed to offer it to you! - I see you desire potatoes - Well I have taken the two potatoes I was directly in receipt of, plus the many that were thrown about the place willy-nilly, and using my Jedi-Zombi powers have magically multiplied them many times into a feast, enough to perhaps feed 5000 people - They have been baked, boiled, chipped, fried, mixed (and prepared with a secret blend of an infinite variety of suitable spices, salts, and other seasonings; including a mountain of butter, and in some cases cream, milk, or mayonnaise), mashed, roasted, and expertly shaped into delicate, fine potato dining - I can cut you in on this multi-platter feast, if you would but offer up your soul on a reciprocal platter...
Deal?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Cheese is key to potatoes!
🧀
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
Little Flowers has 300 weapons per person! How?!
Matrixulated
How is communism winning?
Matrixulated
Enjoy the new WFE folks!
Stop Communism, Vote The Salaxalans!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Potato? Potato.
Matrixulated
And he's back! For the first time in 65 days, our founder has appeared in the RMB!
#potatosaxalan
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Legend says he appears only when the Full Potato rises
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
Oh noes, back to sixth place!
Matrixulated
21 more votes to get back in fifth though! :D
Matrixulated
I am gonna revive all my puppets then
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
THANK YOU!!! That will help a lot! We're only 10 votes away now! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
*4
I have an extensive network
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
So close!!! :P Thank you very much!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
FIFTH PLACE!!! WAHOO!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
I checked the election board~we are offered potatoes by our glorious leader, pancakes, cookies, Hugh Laurie, cheese burgers, another potato offer from an imitator, and hamsters. Not one pizza in the bunch.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
*sets out a potato pizza*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
So what did i miss i wasnt paying attention
The Spirit, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I can't believe the communist has the most votes :@. Good luck, Salaxalans! :D
The Spirit, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Just keep voting Salaxalans with all of your nations, and We Can Potato More!
The Spirit, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Come Here Daddy
Communism, in theory, is a good government style. However, you will always have the leader abusing his power. If we use a Potato government, everyone will have potatoes!
The Spirit, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
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