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Alekseandrea wrote:Tempting,

but nothing beats the smell of napalm in the morning. Or midday. Or evening. Or night.

now we are talking

what some airplane to help you out with the napalm?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:now we are talking

what some airplane to help you out with the napalm?

I appreciate your offer.

But it won't be necessary.

My airforce can miss a few bombers.

Matrixulated

now that i see the analysis between you and me

i see that i beet you up in....pizza delivery?

rly?

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:now that i see the analysis between you and me

i see that i beet you up in....pizza delivery?

rly?

Well, as long as the pizza is delivered, I don't really care.

Mr Nibbles loves his pizza in either case.

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

yep

mine deliver like crazy for what appear

and the primitiviness it appear i beet you up like crazy

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

ill see your pizza, and raise you stromboli!!!

*dramatic music*

*pushes button on recording device*

"Mwahahaha".......

*pushed stop on recording device*

Matrixulated

"Marli is ranked 36th in Spiritus and 9,254th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 85 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating." - Not quite like JZJ's, but good enough for me...

12 hours ago: Marli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

13 hours ago: Marli was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan

Alekseandrea wrote:A lack of brains and socialism...

What would be the connection?

Mmmmm BrRaAai¡i¡NnNnnSzsZsS!!!

Er... ah... Sorry, um actually we are a quite conservative nation with long treasured, archaic and esoteric traditions - We just recognise the importance of help, support, charity, and maintainance for our fellow zombie or person's basic rights to life (which includes healthcare, and a financial safety net), liberty, and the pursuit of happiness (as long as it is not what the Church proscribes) - However, I guess The Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a socialist organisation, I suppose this is because Jezus Christ always has been a "bleeding heart", long-haired, peace-loving, anti-establishment, liberal, socialist, hippie that condemned the rich, advocated paying your taxes, told all his immediate followers to get rid of their possesions, and promoted feeding the poor, healing the sick, and curing the lame for free! - If that is socialism, I guess it is, however I would simply call it being true to the faith...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:well

aleskandrea

wanna come here?

we have flametrower to rape some zombies

For a supposedly religious nation you seem surprisingly fixated on rape, pillage, and buggery with unusual objects of torture; taking a kind of sado-masochist pleasure in the idea of such things! - Pervert!!

Matrixulated, Phonexia, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Tempting,

but nothing beats the smell of napalm in the morning. Or midday. Or evening. Or night.

It's certainly a fast food option for quick cheap barbequed flesh...

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Post by Recruiter 1 suppressed by Red Dusk.

Recruiter 1

Hello from the great region The Freeland For All! I would like to extend a hand to anyone here that want to come over here and hang out. If we reach 15 people then we will do elections!

Welfare for Zombies?

Healthcare for Zombies?

O_o

It gives the expression "living on handouts" a true, literal meaning. You're a Zombie looking for a helping hand? No problem. JayZeeJay rips off his hand and gives it to you.

And healthcare for Zombies? Yah, I can just imagine the co-pays for that plan.

Why does a nation who's dead, divine, and Force-strong need a welfare program?

Or healthcare?

The leader can turn water into wine, one loaf of bread into many, and heal all with the laying on of hands?

I must have misread the travel brochure.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Super Happy Fun Nation

Matrixulated wrote:Welfare for Zombies?

Healthcare for Zombies?

O_o

It gives the expression "living on handouts" a true, literal meaning. You're a Zombie looking for a helping hand? No problem. JayZeeJay rips off his hand and gives it to you.

And healthcare for Zombies? Yah, I can just imagine the co-pays for that plan.

Why does a nation who's dead, divine, and Force-strong need a welfare program?

Or healthcare?

The leader can turn water into wine, one loaf of bread into many, and heal all with the laying on of hands?

I must have misread the travel brochure.

M.

You forgot to mention feed a multitude with 6 small fishes and 'walk on water'...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:For a supposedly religious nation you seem surprisingly fixated on rape, pillage, and buggery with unusual objects of torture; taking a kind of sado-masochist pleasure in the idea of such things! - Pervert!!

From personal observation, that seems to be par for the course for most 'religious' nations in RL, Jedi. Hence your own obsession with eating other people's brains, against their will, I might add...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

What could be more religious than:

BURN THE HERETICS!

AND THE WITCHES!

AND MY POLITICAL OPPONENTS!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:You forgot to mention feed a multitude with 6 small fishes and 'walk on water'...

Yes indeed, sir. I stand corrected!

Please accept my most humble apology for such an egregious oversight!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:What could be more religious than:

BURN THE HERETICS!

AND THE WITCHES!

AND MY POLITICAL OPPONENTS!

Hah hah hahhhhh !!

I doff my cap to thee.

Well played sir, well played indeed.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Oddly enough, in light of our recent topics here on the forum, my issue this morning was 'flag burning' and I was rated on my 'Pizza Delivery' industry sector. Bunch of trendsetters here...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Lorrux

Matrixulated wrote:Welfare for Zombies?

Healthcare for Zombies?

O_o

It gives the expression "living on handouts" a true, literal meaning. You're a Zombie looking for a helping hand? No problem. JayZeeJay rips off his hand and gives it to you.

And healthcare for Zombies? Yah, I can just imagine the co-pays for that plan.

Why does a nation who's dead, divine, and Force-strong need a welfare program?

Or healthcare?

The leader can turn water into wine, one loaf of bread into many, and heal all with the laying on of hands?

I must have misread the travel brochure.

M.

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:You forgot to mention feed a multitude with 6 small fishes and 'walk on water'...

From personal observation, that seems to be par for the course for most 'religious' nations in RL, Jedi. Hence your own obsession with eating other people's brains, against their will, I might add...

Who said a religion had to be logical? - Have they ever been?!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I must have misread the travel brochure.

M.

Easy to do, if you don't read Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek. So many mis-translations, so few willing to read it in the original...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:well

aleskandrea

wanna come here?

we have flametrower to rape some zombies

kill those zombies -_-

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Oddly enough, in light of our recent topics here on the forum, my issue this morning was 'flag burning' and I was rated on my 'Pizza Delivery' industry sector. Bunch of trendsetters here...

Ayy LMAO.

My issue this morning was whether the government should be allowed to rip organs out of dead people to transplant into the sick. Unfortunately, my population doesn't want their body to be shredded once they die, and since I'm a libertarian state I don't want to deny them that right xD

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Easy to do, if you don't read Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek. So many mis-translations, so few willing to read it in the original...

Even in the original there's no mention about the lacklustre ability of the population to communicate.

If the answer isn't *moans*, *groans* or BRAAAAIIIIIINZZZZZ that is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Alekseandrea wrote:Even in the original there's no mention about the lacklustre ability of the population to communicate.

If the answer isn't *moans*, *groans* or BRAAAAIIIIIINZZZZZ that is.

Actually, after carefully rereading the texts, there is no mention of zombies anywhere in the Book. They were a much later invention...

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Actually, after carefully rereading the texts, there is no mention of zombies anywhere in the Book. They were a much later invention...

They are in the book.

Jezus raises from the dead.

And jezus raises lazarus from the grave.

And we will all rise from our graves for the final judgement.

Jedi Zombie Jesus might have discovered the true goal of the christians.

Or the bible contains metaphors.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Pantha

I agree with alexseandrea although the turn zombie hadn't been deemed existent. But with my religious philosophies, believing that all religions arose from the same principal, they all have the same events mostly, just different ways of practice.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Roman Palmyra wrote:kill those zombies -_-

Unfortunately, unlike normal zombies, we cannot be killed - I have explained that before...

Alekseandrea wrote:They are in the book.

Jezus raises from the dead.

And jezus raises lazarus from the grave.

And we will all rise from our graves for the final judgement.

Jedi Zombie Jesus might have discovered the true goal of the christians.

Or the bible contains metaphors.

All great metaphors contain an element of esoteric Truth...

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Unfortunately, unlike normal zombies, we cannot be killed - I have explained that before...All great metaphors contain an element of esoteric Truth...

...Or just a load of old bollocks that is catchy; ie. a very old, infectious, parasitic meme.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...Or just a load of old bollocks that is catchy; ie. a very old, infectious, parasitic meme.

We must break free of the chains of delusions.

Freed we shall finally see the shadow of the thruth!

Matrixulated

what are we talking about

Matrixulated

guys hello? i will not be ignored

Matrixulated, Roman Palmyra

Arowfume wrote:guys hello? i will not be ignored

I doubt you're being ignored, people just aren't around all the time. Even in our chat room there isn't a 24/7 conversation, and here people just don't check this message board all the time.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

ok ok i get it im sorry

Matrixulated

Oh and as for what's going on, good question, I have no idea

Matrixulated

well im bored thats whats going on with me

Matrixulated

Arowfume wrote:guys hello? i will not be ignored

Hello!

Matrixulated

ok first of all none shall correct my spelling or grammer

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:They are in the book . . .

Or the bible contains metaphors.

Oooooohh ya think ??

Lol

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Arowfume wrote:guys hello? i will not be ignored

A hearty welcome, welcome, welcome to our new friends!

M.

Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey everyone! :)

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:They are in the book.

Jezus raises from the dead.

And jezus raises lazarus from the grave.

And we will all rise from our graves for the final judgement.

Jedi Zombie Jesus might have discovered the true goal of the christians.

Or the bible contains metaphors.

Raising someone from the grave is NOT the same as creating the undead. Lazarus and Immanuel conversed after Lazarus was brought back, ergo he weren't no zombie. Plus there was no discussion of an insatiable hunger for brains on his part. Immanuel hisself supposedly came back as well, hung around for three days, discussing strategy and tactics with his boys before bugging out for greener pastures. Get the story right, please...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:All great metaphors contain an element of esoteric Truth...

That Book is almost nothing but metaphors, similes and such. Wash your hands before and after reading it, will you please. Otherwise, you'll get them all over everything...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

BACK

WHAT DID I MISS?

Matrixulated

Jedi Zombie Jesus has a travel brochure.

It's called 'bible' and fails to mention a lot about his zombie-filled nation.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Arabot wrote:Hey everyone! :)

Hey :-)

Matrixulated

Jeez the WA vote is closer than the democrats in Iowa.

Matrixulated

Legalized cloning for the win. Let's go

Matrixulated

Pantha wrote:I agree with alexseandrea although the turn zombie hadn't been deemed existent. But with my religious philosophies, believing that all religions arose from the same principal, they all have the same events mostly, just different ways of practice.

True. I'm athiest yet I'm not THAT athiest that hates all religious people. I also have a strong belief that all religions came from one general principle and they all "evolved" from that point. Even though I'm an athiest, I find the study of religion quite interesting, because I find it cool how someone's religion can affect their actions in both negative and positive ways, for example the cases of ISIS and the cases of the Monks. It's really interesting :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hello, I am a puppet of Lorrux XD

Matrixulated

What is a endorsement?

Matrixulated

Purple Reign wrote:What is a endorsement?

It is basically a vote to become the WA delegate from the region. The delegate can do things like eject nations from a region and it gives them a lot of power in the region. This is why the region has an endorsement cap.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Purple Reign

Thank you

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...Or just a load of old bollocks that is catchy; ie. a very old, infectious, parasitic meme.

^^^^^^^^^^

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

i am not geting what is happening right now......

derp

Matrixulated

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:i am not geting what is happening right now......

derp

Better late than never.

Matrixulated

back so whats going on in your country

Matrixulated

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:i am not geting what is happening right now......

derp

Typical~nobody ever gets what's happening right now, we're all too busy reacting to yesterday to get the now, man. To quote the old 60s motto: "Tune in, Turn on, and Drop out, man..."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

why are you talking like a hippy

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

you make no sence

Arowfume wrote:why are you talking like a hippy

The message still resonates. You kids still don't get it, and probably never will...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:The message still resonates. You kids still don't get it, and probably never will...

dude look at his nation he is a bunch of ******* lumberjacks of course there are hippies in that group and some kids do understand the message.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Roman Palmyra

Yay I just joined to WA!

Matrixulated

17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

18 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.

- Well that's an interesting development!

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

18 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.

- Well that's an interesting development!

Old Zombies never die, they just run out of brains?

Sol Heathcliff wrote:dude look at his nation he is a bunch of ******* lumberjacks of course there are hippies in that group and some kids do understand the message.

Whilst lumberjacks and hippies are not incompatible, they are at least incongruous...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Um, er... H-hello, people of Spiritus! My name's Lifaa, I'm the current official diplomat of the Catgirls country :3

We've just magically moved our country to your region! Nice to meet you~

Let's make some trade routes ! Or visit some of our finest napping hotels ! Or just try these delicious snake sushis, one of our finest meals ! *hands over a full plate of good-looking sushis with some kind of soy sauce*

Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium

Catgirls wrote:Um, er... H-hello, people of Spiritus! My name's Lifaa, I'm the current official diplomat of the Catgirls country :3

We've just magically moved our country to your region! Nice to meet you~

Let's make some trade routes ! Or visit some of our finest napping hotels ! Or just try these delicious snake sushis, one of our finest meals ! *hands over a full plate of good-looking sushis with some kind of soy sauce*

Greetings nation of Catgirls! Welcome to Spiritus! We hope you'll enjoy your stay in this region. Feel free to ask for help if you need any. Again, welcome good friend to Spiritus!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

- Wow! By encouraging easy immigration and citizenship, aswell as supporting cold calling and door-to-door sales, I have seen an exponential growth in the economy!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

- Wow! By encouraging easy immigration and citizenship, aswell as supporting cold calling and door-to-door sales, I have seen an exponential growth in the economy!!

Ofcourse, this also increases the converts to Jedi-Zombi Jezuit Christianity and Zombism...😆😎😉

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:Um, er... H-hello, people of Spiritus! My name's Lifaa, I'm the current official diplomat of the Catgirls country :3

We've just magically moved our country to your region! Nice to meet you~

Let's make some trade routes ! Or visit some of our finest napping hotels ! Or just try these delicious snake sushis, one of our finest meals ! *hands over a full plate of good-looking sushis with some kind of soy sauce*

Er, ah... Welcome!... Excuse me!

*Projectile vomits down the back of the RMB*

Yes, er... you're very welcome!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Er, ah... Welcome!... Excuse me!

*Projectile vomits down the back of the RMB*

Yes, er... you're very welcome!

Actually, I'm impressed making a zombie vomit is no small feat.

I'm less impressed with said zombie.

Did you really need to vomit on MY boots?

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Back in my day, we shot zombies dead! As dead as the Axis Forces!

'MURICA!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

still not geting what is happening

trump

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:still not geting what is happening

trump

Would you care to be more specific?

Matrixulated

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:still not geting what is happening

trump

Well, if it's the election cycle in the US of A, welcome to the club. Nobody, not even the Donald, understands that right now. He's just riding it for fun at this point.

If it's our discussions here, none f us do either. We're just messing with each other's heads~and our own, of course. Jump right into the weirdness...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Well, if it's the election cycle in the US of A, welcome to the club. Nobody, not even the Donald, understands that right now. He's just riding it for fun at this point.

If it's our discussions here, none f us do either. We're just messing with each other's heads~and our own, of course. Jump right into the weirdness...

I remember back in my day when we'd attack those darn Germans under Mr. President Roosevelt! Back in my day, our leaders were respectful! None of the present day hokey!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Well, if it's the election cycle in the US of A, welcome to the club. Nobody, not even the Donald, understands that right now. He's just riding it for fun at this point.

If it's our discussions here, none f us do either. We're just messing with each other's heads~and our own, of course. Jump right into the weirdness...

If he becomes president, my jack-o'-lantern is going to be a Trumpkin. That'll keep the nasty spirits away for sure.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I understand everything. Trump is running because the strategy is "the less people who vote, the better chance our party has, so lets make this a circus to make Americans hate politics and not vote". Quite effective on the masses, unfortunately. I also understand that catgirls eat snakes raw, why wouldnt they? They ARE Catgirls, after all. Finally, I understand that you should only eat dead birds. Eating the live ones are too scratchy and feathery. Now you know! Power is learning! Or something like that..

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:I understand everything. Trump is running because the strategy is "the less people who vote, the better chance our party has, so lets make this a circus to make Americans hate politics and not vote". Quite effective on the masses, unfortunately. I also understand that catgirls eat snakes raw, why wouldnt they? They ARE Catgirls, after all. Finally, I understand that you should only eat dead birds. Eating the live ones are too scratchy and feathery. Now you know! Power is learning! Or something like that..

Not sure about anyone else, but I don't eat birds at all.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:I understand everything. Trump is running because the strategy is "the less people who vote, the better chance our party has, so lets make this a circus to make Americans hate politics and not vote". Quite effective on the masses, unfortunately. ......

If voting was mandatory in America, political extremes would get less votes.

But people would be forced to sacrifice a day.

To go voting.

The horror

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Alekseandrea wrote:If voting was mandatory in America, political extremes would get less votes.

But people would be forced to sacrifice a day.

To go voting.

The horror

Not until #Kanye2020!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

lalalalalal

i am not getting what the heck is happening

Matrixulated

Good night to everyone here in Spiritus!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Elfshire wrote:Not sure about anyone else, but I don't eat birds at all.

Really?! What about chicken, duck, goose, partridge, pheasant, pigeon, poisson, and/or turkey? Are you perhaps a vegetarian?! Or did you just forget about your Thanksgiving Dinner, Christmas Lunch, and everytime you couldn't resist some deep fried, extra crispy chicken in a secret blend of herbs and spices...

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Really?! What about chicken, duck, goose, partridge, pheasant, pigeon, poisson, and/or turkey? Are you perhaps a vegetarian?! Or did you just forget about your Thanksgiving Dinner, Christmas Lunch, and everytime you couldn't resist some deep fried, extra crispy chicken in a secret blend of herbs and spices...

I meant more like peacocks, eagles, parrots, owls, robins, crows, hawks, etc. Chicken nuggets are essential to everyday life.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Really?! What about chicken, duck, goose, partridge, pheasant, pigeon, poisson, and/or turkey? Are you perhaps a vegetarian?! Or did you just forget about your Thanksgiving Dinner, Christmas Lunch, and everytime you couldn't resist some deep fried, extra crispy chicken in a secret blend of herbs and spices...

Used to have property near a Seventh Day Adventist seminary. Always had the Colonel's wrappers left on it when the students went to town. Hipocracy at it's finest

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:lalalalalal

i am not getting what the heck is happening

We're having fun, that's what's happening. Fun is now mandatory...

Alekseandrea wrote:If voting was mandatory in America, political extremes would get less votes.

But people would be forced to sacrifice a day.

To go voting.

The horror

If voting was mandatory, unlike fun, we'd have a revolution instead of elections..

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

*takes notes*

- Bring chicken sushi next time

- Suggest mandatory fun at next Catgirl council

- Ask 'Murica's finest representatives for advice on politics manipulation

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:

- Suggest mandatory fun at next Catgirl council

Happiness is mandatory citizen!

Matrixulated

Catgirls wrote:*takes notes*

- Bring chicken sushi next time

- Suggest mandatory fun at next Catgirl council

- Ask 'Murica's finest representatives for advice on politics manipulation

Catgirls, most of us prefer fish sushi~a nice salmon roll or Mahi-mahi, please. Why don't you sit right her on my lap while we talk about fun, eh...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

*turns head and smiles*

*hold microphone up to mouth*

Newsflash--- this just in, Chicken Nuggets are dead birds!! Truly! This amazing development has changed the very way we view our world. In other, less important news, voting is now mandatory and voter apathy is at an all time high. These stories, plus- an exclusive interview with an actual catgirl- tonight at 8!

*puts microphone down*

*smile fades to look of disgust*

Wheres Ebenezer? That lazy bones good for nothing. He has one job to do, to keep me with a full smoothie... I bet hes out voting that *bleeep* *bleeep* rotten corpse lookin *bleeep*

*notices camera light is on*

Is that thing on???!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Catgirls, most of us prefer fish sushi~a nice salmon roll or Mahi-mahi, please. Why don't you sit right her on my lap while we talk about fun, eh...

You have invented semi-bestiality.

Congratulations.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Rogue Lumberjacks

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:voting is now mandatory and voter apathy is at an all time high.

That's...impressive. Are the rules just not enforced very well?

Matrixulated

Where are my teeth..?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I have a question for Spiritus. Not trying to cause trouble, etc.

I really like The Salaxalans, and I'd keep him as delegate in a heartbeat. But, just out of curiosity, is there a way to have an election for that? Or is it permanent? Is it the same for every region...?

Matrixulated

Eurotranrussialvanermany wrote:I have a question for Spiritus. Not trying to cause trouble, etc.

I really like The Salaxalans, and I'd keep him as delegate in a heartbeat. But, just out of curiosity, is there a way to have an election for that? Or is it permanent? Is it the same for every region...?

Every region does it differently. Here, according to our Constitution, the delegate is either the President or someone the President appoints to be delegate in their place. For the past few years all of the Presidents have appointed Salaxalans as the Delegate, but this can change at anytime whenever the current President wants to change it. So the Delegate position isn't technically an elected one, though the Presidency is.

All of these elections and laws are on our forums, if you want to learn more: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/index/

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany

Anyone want to try some pepper candy?

*Hands out candy coated ghost peppers*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Purple Reign, Arowfume

I love spicy food in my nation we drink saracha

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:You have invented semi-bestiality.

Congratulations.

Most cat-girls I have known, especially the magical ones, were lap-sitters. Nothing obscene about it, just offering a hospitality I thought would be appreciated. Get your mind out of the gutter...

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Darkweb wrote:Anyone want to try some pepper candy?

*Hands out candy coated ghost peppers*

Ghost peppers?! - You mean the Naga Jolokia or Bhut Jolokia "Ghost Chilli" Pepper? - The first chilli pepper to test over 1 million on the Scoville scale - I have had those before; a sauce made out of them is quite nice in small doses...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Hey all

Im back.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:You have invented semi-bestiality. Congratulations.

Well technically speaking... we... um, we come from the same neanderthal branch as humans, then... well, things happened.

Darkweb wrote:*Hands out candy coated ghost peppers*

ooohh looks tasty~ *tries one* Umm sweet ! It tastes like, uh... *smoke coming through ears* like lava! I'd say, on the scale of Catgirl's hazardous foods, it's on the lahar-type stratovolcano level~ *gulps* I'll have to visit your nation -and your restaurants- one day :3 *ears still puffing smoke*

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Most cat-girls I have known, especially the magical ones, were lap-sitters.

Well, thanks for the offer but I'll pass. Our Catkittens love that must most adults have outgrown that. Well it may also be because we don't want to tear clothes by mistake with our leopard size claws *accurate wolverine pose, somehow not as photogenic as intended*. Though as you see I've cut mine due to being a diplomat, and weapons -even natural ones- could send the wrong message, right~ ?

Alekseandrea wrote:If voting was mandatory in America, political extremes would get less votes.

But people would be forced to sacrifice a day.

To go voting.

The horror

They should vote through internet! One click and it's done! Since we have Internet we've done that, the participation rate is over 90% and our Matriarch has always been reelected because she's the best!

So I'm sure it works just fine~ :3

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Huuuuuhhhhhh?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

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