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Superpig0 wrote:*Digests the burger*

*throws up the burger*

*Adds partially digested burger to the nest*

*looks at superpig with a lot of concern*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*looks at superpig with a lot of concern*

*stares at culveria hungrily*

*licks lips*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland

Superpig0 wrote:*stares at culveria hungrily*

*licks lips*

Ummmmm

Are you okay?

Itrosomia wrote:Ummmmm

Are you okay?

KREEEEEEEE!!!!!

*lunges at itrosomia*

*spits acid at itrosomia*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

Superpig0 wrote:KREEEEEEEE!!!!!

*lunges at itrosomia*

*spits acid at itrosomia*

*Watches as super pig goes through the hologram*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:*Watches as super pig goes through the hologram*

*walks away snarling*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Superpig0 wrote:*stares at culveria hungrily*

*licks lips*

*snarls razor sharp needle like teeth showing and spines covering my back hidden among my hair bristling*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*snarls razor sharp needle like teeth showing and spines covering my back hidden among my hair bristling*

KRAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Summons the swarm*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

*rises out of a stage in a Freddy Mercury pose with smoke and lasers everywhere*

Anyone miss me?

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic

Russinadia wrote:*BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

*rises out of a stage in a Freddy Mercury pose with smoke and lasers everywhere*

Anyone miss me?

No

The Parron Republic

Russinadia wrote:*BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

*rises out of a stage in a Freddy Mercury pose with smoke and lasers everywhere*

Anyone miss me?

russinadia thats just... just no

Superpig0 wrote:KRAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Summons the swarm*

*summons several million dragons*

Itrosomia wrote:No

*slowly lowers back into the stage*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Russinadia that's just... just no.

Fixed!

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*summons several million dragons*

*drills into the dragon's intestines and starts eating it from the inside*

*commands the hive to do the same*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:*slowly lowers back into the stage*

*watches as the stage explodes*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:*watches as the stage explodes*

*walks out of the fire with sunglasses on*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands

Superpig0 wrote:*drills into the dragon's intestines and starts eating it from the inside*

*commands the hive to do the same*

*there internal body temeratures and there toxic blood kills them all on contact if they can even get into there harder then diamond hide if not they burn/acidize/freeze them to death and whats not killed by them i destroy them with shadows*

Russinadia wrote:*walks out of the fire with sunglasses on*

*stabs russinadia in the chest with a blade of acid*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*there internal body temeratures and there toxic blood kills them all on contact if they can even get into there harder then diamond hide if not they burn/acidize/freeze them to death and whats not killed by them i destroy them with shadows*

temperatures*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*stabs russinadia in the chest with a blade of acid*

And so falls the great Freddy Mercury once again. He is singing in the devil's face now.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands

Russinadia wrote:And so falls the great Freddy Mercury once again. He is singing in the devil's face now.

will you just die and be quiet? *stabs russinadias face repeatedly*

@SalaxalansPotatoooooo is it possible to sign petitions to exile people from Spiritus?

@realCulveriaBump now that's bull...

@xX_RuSsInAdIa6669_Xx "I blew up your house. tehehehe" #Forehead

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Audriany wrote:@SalaxalansPotatoooooo is it possible to sign petitions to exile people from Spiritus?

@realCulveriaBump now that's bull...

@xX_RuSsInAdIa6669_Xx "I blew up your house. tehehehe" #Forehead

dont make me stab your face too! *points blade of acid at audriany* this will eat off your face!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*there internal body temeratures and there toxic blood kills them all on contact if they can even get into there harder then diamond hide if not they burn/acidize/freeze them to death and whats not killed by them i destroy them with shadows*

I think I might have a heart attack soon...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*stabs russinadia in the chest with a blade of acid*

when will an acid be a solid?

The Parron Republic wrote:I think I might have a heart attack soon...

when will an acid be a solid?

never, magic crystals are holding it in place and making more if any drips off *some drips as i swing it around and melts into the ground*

well. it can freeze but this isnt solid acid

The Parron Republic wrote:I think I might have a heart attack soon...

when will an acid be a solid?

@LegitimateParron Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?

Russinadia wrote:And so falls the great Freddy Mercury once again. He is singing in the devil's face now.

@xX_RuSsInAdIa6669_Xx Are you goingoing to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?

Itrosomia wrote:*watches as the stage explodes*

@PIRATESYEAH Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?

Superpig0 wrote:*drills into the dragon's intestines and starts eating it from the inside*

*commands the hive to do the same*

@spongebobflagsftw Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:will you just die and be quiet? *stabs russinadias face repeatedly*

You can't stab people with pure acid...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:dont make me stab your face too! *points blade of acid at audriany* this will eat off your face!

You still can't do it...

#Heresy!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:You can't stab people with pure acid...

You still can't do it...

#Heresy!

yes you can. magic! the magic holds it at a blade sharpness and the acid will spread eating away where i stab

fine *gets rid of acid blade and calls upon a pure acid rain and becomes intangible*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:well. it can freeze but this isnt solid acid

An acid only melts flesh/material in liquid form...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:never, magic crystals are holding it in place and making more if any drips off *some drips as i swing it around and melts into the ground*

Won't the crystals hit said target first?

Audriany wrote:@LegitimateParron Are you going to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?

The Parron Republic agrees to sign said petition.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*there internal body temeratures and there toxic blood kills them all on contact if they can even get into there harder then diamond hide if not they burn/acidize/freeze them to death and whats not killed by them i destroy them with shadows*

*comands hive to retreat*

*starts parasiting off of all of europes population while turning them into my slaves*

Superpig0 wrote:*comands hive to retreat*

*starts parasiting off of all of europes population while turning them into my slaves*

hey superpig cmere i wanna help your rampage of this planet.

The Parron Republic wrote:An acid only melts flesh/material in liquid form...

Won't the crystals hit said target first?

The Parron Republic agrees to sign said petition.

the acid isnt crystals crystals hold the acid in blade shape and its not solid

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes you can. magic! the magic holds it at a blade sharpness and the acid will spread eating away where i stab

I can roleplay with magic, but this is too far...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:fine *gets rid of acid blade and calls upon a pure acid rain and becomes intangible*

Tell the grand admiral that he can use the IGNORE Cannon.

#stopgodmodding!

#ignoregodmodders!

#moreheresy!

#hereticspotted!

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:I can roleplay with magic, but this is too far...

Tell the grand admiral that he can use the IGNORE Cannon.

#stopgodmodding!

#ignoregodmodders!

#moreheresy!

#hereticspotted!

*the rain stops and kicks parrona in the face*

Superpig0 wrote:*comands hive to retreat*

*starts parasiting off of all of europes population while turning them into my slaves*

Parallel universe detected!

IGNORE Cannon fired!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the rain stops and kicks parrona in the face*

Boom!

~IGNORE Cannon

The Parron Republic wrote:Parallel universe detected!

IGNORE Cannon fired!

quoting it isnt ignoring it

Sons Of Culveria wrote:quoting it isnt ignoring it

In an RP sense, it is announcing that said post/information/action is not canon.

The Parron Republic wrote:In an RP sense, it is announcing that said post/information/action is not canon.

wait why ignore superpig?

Audriany wrote:

@xX_RuSsInAdIa6669_Xx Are you goingoing to sign a petition to stop "Gmodding in Spiritus"?

STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!

STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wait why ignore superpig?

No country has a flag based on a "show".

Not now, not ever.

Russinadia wrote:STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!

STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!

*slaps russinadia* stop screaming!

The Pie Islands

The Parron Republic wrote:No country has a flag based on a "show".

Not now, not ever.

there are probably hundreds

Russinadia wrote:STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!

STOP GMODDING IN SPIRITUS!

#stopgodmoddinginspiritus!

#pushdraconos'sonoffthecliffofbanjection!

Mrglglglgland

Sons Of Culveria wrote:there are probably hundreds

Not in this reality!

Why am I still talking to you?

Banject Culveria's puppet!

Banject!

Banject!

Banject Culveria's puppet!

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Not in this reality!

Why am I still talking to you?

Banject Culveria's puppet!

Banject!

Banject!

Banject Culveria's puppet!

im actually waiting to see if salaxalans actually will

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

ive heard the rejected realms arent too bad

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

or maybe ill go to where i started the north pacific

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*slaps russinadia* stop screaming!

*stabs Culveria in the gut with a shiv*

You mess with me eh? You mess with me!? If youz iz goings around an' messin' wit me an' ma' family, youz iz goings ta get more than gut like a prize pig.

Mrglglglgland

Sorry,Cuckveria,but I already seem to have plenty of signatures from *Important Figures.

*wait that doesn't sound right

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im actually waiting to see if salaxalans actually will

I hope...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ive heard the rejected realms arent too bad

I had a taste of their hospitality, and their complementary buffet, as, Falighte Caron, ISC and Purgel, banjected from Kesmor of Draconos, Kesmor of Draconos (again), and The North Pacific respectively.

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:or maybe ill go to where i started the north pacific

Go spam their RMB, they will appreciate it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia

Russinadia wrote:*stabs Culveria in the gut with a shiv*

You mess with me eh? You mess with me!? If youz iz goings around an' messin' wit me an' ma' family, youz iz goings ta get more than gut like a prize pig.

*pulls it out of me* nice shiv *makes it spear sized and shoves it down russinadias throat*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*pulls it out of me* nice shiv *makes it spear sized and shoves it down russinadias throat*

Stop godmodding!

How do you like it if I say...

..."I sot beem of magic and Draconos was hit"

Okay, the spelling was intentional.

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Stop godmodding!

How do you like it if I say...

..."I sot beem of magic and Draconos was hit"

Okay, the spelling was intentional.

id shoot right back at you

The Parron Republic wrote:Stop godmodding!

How do you like it if I say...

..."I sot beem of magic and Draconos was hit"

Okay, the spelling was intentional.

and that spelling is terrible

Sons Of Culveria wrote:id shoot right back at you

How would you like if I respond in this manner...

"and I pull out a shiv and make it the size of a longsword and stab Draconos repeatedly in the gut*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*pulls it out of me* nice shiv *makes it spear sized and shoves it down russinadias throat*

*uses magic to pull it out and split it into 7.89*10^1000 shivs and shoots them at you*

Ya' messin' wit ma' family maign?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:and that spelling is terrible

It. Was. Intentional.

Russinadia wrote:*uses magic to pull it out and split it into 7.89*10^1000 shivs and shoots them at you*

Ya' messin' wit ma' family maign?

*superhearts them and melts them into a puddle of metal which i step onto and sink into it and disappear*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*superhearts them and melts them into a puddle of metal which i step onto and sink into it and disappear*

superheats*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*superhearts them and melts them into a puddle of metal which i step onto and sink into it and disappear*

*heats up the puddle into a plasma that disperses into the air*

Russinadia wrote:*uses magic to pull it out and split it into 7.89*10^1000 shivs and shoots them at you*

Ya' messin' wit ma' family maign?

Okay, time for my actual response.

Jon raised his sword, charged right at Draconos while holding his sword high, the sword, purple and translucent, was forged with all the spells in the known world.

I'm pretty against fighting with magical weapons, but I'm currently rooting for Russinadia. Yay swankyness!

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia

Statens wrote:I'm pretty against fighting with magical weapons, but I'm currently rooting for Russinadia. Yay swankyness!

*appears in an ice mirror and slaps faulk*

*ice mirror shatters and i disappear again*

Statens wrote:I'm pretty against fighting with magical weapons, but I'm currently rooting for Russinadia. Yay swankyness!

wait you arent faulk never mind

The Parron Republic wrote:Okay, time for my actual response.

Jon raised his sword, charged right at Draconos while holding his sword high, the sword, purple and translucent, was forged with all the spells in the known world.

you know with all the known spells there would be the healing and undamaging would be in there as well

The Parron Republic wrote:Parallel universe detected!

IGNORE Cannon fired!

Not a parallel universe. They don't know they are my mind slaves.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wait you arent faulk never mind

How dare you slap an unarmed person who didn't do anything but state their opinion.

*reaces through dimensions and slaps you*

Statens

Russinadia wrote:How dare you slap an unarmed person who didn't do anything but state their opinion.

*reaces through dimensions and slaps you*

you dont know which dimension im in *mirror appears showing me then disappears again*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you dont know which dimension im in *mirror appears showing me then disappears again*

HEY CULVERIA *uses interdimensional megaphone* WOULD YOU LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS?

Itrosomia wrote:HEY CULVERIA *uses interdimensional megaphone* WOULD YOU LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS?

*grabs potato chips*

KREEEEEEE!!!!!

*runs away*

The Salaxalans

I wonder how many potato chips it would take to satisfy a dragon.

Is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] still attempting to brainwash, by the way?

(I have to ask, fearing that too many things have changed in my inactivity)

Though I wouldn't mind if OGG has decided that his lawn is safe.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:. . . Though I wouldn't mind if OGG has decided that his lawn is safe.

Butch + Shotgun + OGG =

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Lawn never safe!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you know with all the known spells there would be the healing and undamaging would be in there as well

Heard of the hilt?

Superpig0 wrote:Not a parallel universe. They don't know they are my mind slaves.

Not the universe I am in.

Rekkan

Cyrtes wrote:Is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] still attempting to brainwash, by the way?

(I have to ask, fearing that too many things have changed in my inactivity)

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] does NOT brainwash Spiritus' residents.

Side effects of said brainwashing, that is not occurring, do NOT include megalomania, spamming and godmodding.

You are NOT risking your own will by spouting that nonsense around.

Tinfoil is NOT contaminated by mind-controlling nanobots.

See? Not much has changed.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

HOW DO YOU DIE FROM DISAPPEARANCE?

Matrixulated, Rekkan

Cyrtes wrote:I wonder how many potato chips it would take to satisfy a dragon.

Is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] still attempting to brainwash, by the way?

(I have to ask, fearing that too many things have changed in my inactivity)

Though I wouldn't mind if OGG has decided that his lawn is safe.

Actually OGG has made his lawn come to life and will now eat people.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rekkan

The Coran States wrote:HOW DO YOU DIE FROM DISAPPEARANCE?

That's simple.

What do you do with divergents/undesirables/commies/spammers/rebel scum/hippies/homeless people/people who talk during movies/politicians/dragons/elderly/some minority that totally aren't a metaphor for jews/people who can't control their kids/heretics/theists when they start being annoying?

You make them disappear.

And then you torture them for fun/the evulz/to send a message!

And then you make the evidence disappear.

All of it.

No exceptions.

(Making them confess the names of their compatriots is optional.

Torture is, after all, an unreliable source of information.)

Do I need to explain it any further?

Matrixulated, Rekkan

Alekseandrea wrote:That's simple.

What do you do with divergents/undesirables/commies/spammers/rebel scum/hippies/homeless people/people who talk during movies/politicians/dragons/elderly/some minority that totally aren't a metaphor for jews/people who can't control their kids/heretics/theists when they start being annoying?

You make them disappear.

And then you torture them for fun/the evulz/to send a message!

And then you make the evidence disappear.

All of it.

No exceptions.

(Making them confess the names of their compatriots is optional.

Torture is, after all, an unreliable source of information.)

Do I need to explain it any further?

Or just process said captives into food, The Parron Republic would do that, if only we could go after that nation of butterflies without anyone intervening...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Rekkan

The Parron Republic wrote:Or just process said captives into food, The Parron Republic would do that, if only we could go after that nation of butterflies without anyone intervening...

Meh, when you have a vat-grown populace, it's cheaper convert them to biomass.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:That's simple.

What do you do with divergents/undesirables/commies/spammers/rebel scum/hippies/homeless people/people who talk during movies/politicians/dragons/elderly/some minority that totally aren't a metaphor for jews/people who can't control their kids/heretics/theists when they start being annoying?

You make them disappear.

And then you torture them for fun/the evulz/to send a message!

And then you make the evidence disappear.

All of it.

No exceptions.

(Making them confess the names of their compatriots is optional.

Torture is, after all, an unreliable source of information.)

Do I need to explain it any further?

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] for President 2020!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

What is your favorite anime?

Matrixulated

Rekkan wrote:What is your favorite anime?

Ghost in the Shell

Hellsing

Hetalia

Soul Eater

Anything out of Studio Ghibli

And others too many to mention off the top of my head . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Rekkan

Rekkan wrote:What is your favorite anime GAME?!

That sounds more like it.

Matrixulated wrote:[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] for President 2020!

M.

"Make America civilised again!

Replace your oligarchy with an autocracy!

Make voting foolproof: One man, one vote! (I'm the man and I get the vote.)

Help turn America into a cyberpunk dystopia.

Stuff will still suck, but it will look awesome!

Choose for the candidate who's honest about his intentions!

And he's not Donald Trump!"

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Superpig0

Alekseandrea wrote:"Make America civilised again!

Replace your oligarchy with an autocracy!

Make voting foolproof: One man, one vote! (I'm the man and I get the vote.)

Help turn America into a cyberpunk dystopia.

Stuff will still suck, but it will look awesome!

Choose for the candidate who's honest about his intentions!

And he's not Donald Trump!"

#makeSpiritussaneagain!

Matrixulated, Superpig0

The Parron Republic wrote:#makeSpiritussaneagain!

Don't overdo it.

You do realise that Salaxalans has "Vetinari" job security?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Don't overdo it.

You do realise that Salaxalans has "Vetinari" job security?

What the heck is a Vetinari?

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:What the heck is a Vetinari?

The patrician of Ankh-Morpork, of course.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Parron Republic will not bow down to a crashed vessel. It is our divine destiny to remain independent, our colonial empire lasted for 25 cycles and will continue to stand.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:The Parron Republic will not bow down to a crashed vessel. It is our divine destiny to remain independent, our colonial empire lasted for 25 cycles and will continue to stand.

Well, in that case I suggest you find out what Salaxalans job entails,

find some shmuck to replace him

AND stage a successful coup.

Have fun.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, in that case I suggest you find out what Salaxalans job entails,

find some shmuck to replace him

AND stage a successful coup.

Have fun.

There will be no coup, yet, but we will not let it threaten the sovereignty of The Parron Republic.

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