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Speaking of changing nation types, we acknowledge our post-hippieness, by changing ours to the Free Comune of Rogue Lumberjacks

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Speaking of changing nation types, we acknowledge our post-hippieness, by changing ours to the Free Comune of Rogue Lumberjacks

I'm almost afraid of the thought of lumber groupies....

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca

Civildiscordia wrote:Doomsday this, nuclear that.....sheesh! You glories leaders need to lighten up a little. I'm all for a little blood sport from time to time, but the only apocalypse I want any part of, includes zombies or death by snu snu. I'm sure the rest of the world would thank you for not giving us an atomic tan...

Welcome my friend, we heard you're interested in joining a Zombie Apocalypse, but have you considered what is the right side to be on? - How about being on the winning side? - How about being on the side of the glorious leader of the The Jedi-Zombi Jezus; Our Lord Jezus Christ?! - The Messiah of the Zombie Apocalypse; The Alpha and Omega; The Father of the Zombie Nation, and Resurrected Son of God; The Origin and Patient Zero of the Devinely-inspired Jedi-Zombi Virus; Who died on the Cross for our Sins, and after 3 days was Resurrected with a hunger for our Brainz! - Performer of Miracles and user of Jedi-Zombi powers (and mind tricks) - The First Zombie, and The One who will lead us to the Promised Land of the Last Human!!

**Overzealously splatters saliva around the RMB**

Good sir, have you heard of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus?! - Perhaps you wish to hear more? - Would you care to invite us in, and we can talk about the value of your immortal soul, the surrendering of your brain, mind, body, and soul to our Lord, and the Holy Communion whereupon you may eat of our Lord's flesh, and drink of his blood, so that you may live forever; becoming infused with his Devine Spirit and a time-share of his Jedi-Zombi powers...

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Speaking of changing nation types, we acknowledge our post-hippieness, by changing ours to the Free Comune of Rogue Lumberjacks

That should be spelt "Commune"...

Just sayin'

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Vellis-Barca

Also, note that I have had my flag changed again - I didn't like the last one, it was far too yellow; I mean I like the colour yellow, but that was too much!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Grovel in front of my feet to placate my vast ego,

or be crushed by my glorious might!

Red Dusk wrote:I, the Grand Dominion, will crush you! :D :P

What about just drinking something fresh on the beach ? :3 Come visit our country and let's talk peace while sunbathing !

And tell your people too ! We have many beaches, jungles full of adventures (and quests !), even museums if that's your thing.

Please tell your people !

And everyone you know !

no, really, we need your tourist money, our economy is collapsing :<

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:What about just drinking something fresh on the beach ? :3 Come visit our country and let's talk peace while sunbathing !

And tell your people too ! We have many beaches, jungles full of adventures (and quests !), even museums if that's your thing.

Please tell your people !

And everyone you know !

no, really, we need your tourist money, our economy is collapsing :<

You had me at Catgirls.....lead on!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Civildiscordia wrote:I'm almost afraid of the thought of lumber groupies....

We are not! Far better than zombies...Sex, and drugs, and rock & roll!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:That should be spelt "Commune"...

Just sayin'

Not saying that lumberjacks know how to spell, neither. See the line above, we've got 'tother things on our minds...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Also, note that I have had my flag changed again - I didn't like the last one, it was far too yellow; I mean I like the colour yellow, but that was too much!

Fewer political connotations with this one...

Sending happy, camera bedecked tourists to meet cat girls. Cordwainer Smith would be proud of us...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hello Spiritus;

We're a group of scientists coming from many countries, and after many posts, blogs and tweets on the interwebs we decided to create our own nation.

Thanks to the ice melting on that other continent, there were free lands to... negotiate.

Many of our Scientists come from Catgirls country, where Science isn't taken seriously and males are pressured to become brainless muscles.

Here, we hope to accomplish more than just funny sciency tricks and talks on interweb videos.

We'll decipher the ADN of reality sooner or later.

Yes, we use hoverboards to go to work. Why don't you?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Particle boards? Nukes? Bah, my cardboard box will protect me!!

*cowers while muttering to myself*

Btw thanks for the answers.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Neo-Sciencifica wrote:Hello Spiritus;...Yes, we use hoverboards to go to work. Why don't you?

We don't want to burn our houses down at night whilst said boards are recharging, that's why. Lost a house of someone I know just down the road in Petaluma about a month ago...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:Particle boards? Nukes? Bah, my cardboard box will protect me!!

*cowers while muttering to myself*

Btw thanks for the answers.

Only ifn' you line it with tinfoil, MPT...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:We don't want to burn our houses down at night whilst said boards are recharging, that's why. Lost a house of someone I know just down the road in Petaluma about a month ago...

We're sorry to hear that.

We all know the risks of living surrounded by electricity (and other electromagnetic forces). No safety protocols will ever be enough.

Here in Neo-Sciencifica, our people know the risk of playing with science and it is accepted, at least with the current government we've created.

We know adding a quantum subparticle generator to the washing machine can be dangerous. 'Better wear those gloves.

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:Particle boards? Nukes? Bah, my cardboard box will protect me!! *cowers while muttering to myself*

Well for sure nukes are a good reason to get M.A.D. !

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Welcome my friend, we heard you're interested in joining a Zombie Apocalypse, but have you considered what is the right side to be on? - How about being on the winning side? - How about being on the side of the glorious leader of the The Jedi-Zombi Jezus; Our Lord Jezus Christ?! - The Messiah of the Zombie Apocalypse; The Alpha and Omega; The Father of the Zombie Nation, and Resurrected Son of God; The Origin and Patient Zero of the Devinely-inspired Jedi-Zombi Virus; Who died on the Cross for our Sins, and after 3 days was Resurrected with a hunger for our Brainz! - Performer of Miracles and user of Jedi-Zombi powers (and mind tricks) - The First Zombie, and The One who will lead us to the Promised Land of the Last Human!!

**Overzealously splatters saliva around the RMB**

Good sir, have you heard of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus?! - Perhaps you wish to hear more? - Would you care to invite us in, and we can talk about the value of your immortal soul, the surrendering of your brain, mind, body, and soul to our Lord, and the Holy Communion whereupon you may eat of our Lord's flesh, and drink of his blood, so that you may live forever; becoming infused with his Devine Spirit and a time-share of his Jedi-Zombi powers...

Sorry my friend, superstition and hokey religion just isn't for me. Even of the Zombie variety. I'll stick with reason, common sense, and the occasional mood altering substances......

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Red Dusk wrote:Pfft. You Dominion's always think you're all that. I, the Grand Dominion, will crush you! :D :P

Somehow he makes me feel inadequate...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Civildiscordia

So, Super Tuesday is coming up . . .

Is it Blue Plate Specials on Tuesdays, or potato pancake Tuesday, or Bingo! night for the fogies amongst us?

Who cares!

I might not like Mondays, (Boomtown Rats hollaaaa!) and I love Big Wednesdays, (surfer thing) but Tuesday is gonna be super!

Bring it !!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Oh one more thing . . .

I want to eat cake by the ocean, and I'm stressed out.

Who's bbq-ing?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Catgirls, Civildiscordia

Matrixulated wrote:So, Super Tuesday is coming up . . .

Is it Blue Plate Specials on Tuesdays, or potato pancake Tuesday, or Bingo! night for the fogies amongst us?

Who cares!

I might not like Mondays, (Boomtown Rats hollaaaa!) and I love Big Wednesdays, (surfer thing) but Tuesday is gonna be super!

Bring it !!

M.

You get major points for the Boomtown Rats Reference. Love "I don't like Mondays", but the story behind the song is tragic.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Neo-Sciencifica wrote:We're sorry to hear that.

We all know the risks of living surrounded by electricity (and other electromagnetic forces). No safety protocols will ever be enough.

Here in Neo-Sciencifica, our people know the risk of playing with science and it is accepted, at least with the current government we've created.

Sure, there ain't no product that's completely safe, but that specific item~the hoover board, is a failure, and dangerous. Much like the Segway, which killed it's own inventor by driving him off a cliff. If it's broken, fix it, d*mn it. Don't ignore it...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Neo-Sciencifica

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Sure, there ain't no product that's completely safe, but that specific item~the hoover board, is a failure, and dangerous. Much like the Segway, which killed it's own inventor by driving him off a cliff. If it's broken, fix it, d*mn it. Don't ignore it...

Agreed. With our whole country full of beta-testers fully aware of such dangers, we hope we'll be able to create products as safe as possible.

Since we Neo-sciencificans aren't working on a capitalist base (internally, at least), we don't have to lie to our customers about safety and we aren't using cheap components for risky devices.

We feel like we've domesticated electricity, but misuse, bad maintenance, cheap components, time, poor judgement, accidents, those can still lead to fire hazards. Nothing will ever be 100% safe.

Also, we aren't using fake hoverboards. We have magnetic roads dedicated for real ones.

It's still safer than the teleportation devices we're prototyping in our labs !

...but... how can you drive a segway off a cliff and still be on it? I mean, you must have really bad reflexes, bad survival instinct, or a disturbing emotional attachment to your vehicle for that to happen ...? Or can you fall asleep on your segway while driving ?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Neo-Sciencifica wrote:Agreed. With our whole country full of beta-testers fully aware of such dangers, we hope we'll be able to create products as safe as possible.

Since we Neo-sciencificans aren't working on a capitalist base (internally, at least), we don't have to lie to our customers about safety and we aren't using cheap components for risky devices.

We feel like we've domesticated electricity, but misuse, bad maintenance, cheap components, time, poor judgement, accidents, those can still lead to fire hazards. Nothing will ever be 100% safe.

Also, we aren't using fake hoverboards. We have magnetic roads dedicated for real ones.

It's still safer than the teleportation devices we're prototyping in our labs !

...but... how can you drive a segway off a cliff and still be on it? I mean, you must have really bad reflexes, bad survival instinct, or a disturbing emotional attachment to your vehicle for that to happen ...? Or can you fall asleep on your segway while driving ?

All I know is that if James Watt had died in a boiler explosion, we'd never have had the Industrial Revolution, if Daimler or Benz or even Henry Ford had died in an automobile accident, we still be riding horse everywhere and if the Wright Brothers had crashed the Flyer and died, we might never have gone to the Moon...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia, Neo-Sciencifica

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:All I know is that if James Watt had died in a boiler explosion, we'd never have had the Industrial Revolution, if Daimler or Benz or even Henry Ford had died in an automobile accident, we still be riding horse everywhere and if the Wright Brothers had crashed the Flyer and died, we might never have gone to the Moon...

Humanity has got where it is through trial, and error. If something doesn't work we tweak it, and just keep trying.

Its pretty awesome if you really think about it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Matrixulated wrote:I want to eat cake by the ocean, and I'm stressed out.

Who's bbq-ing?

M.

It's always BBQ night in the Catgirl city of Moonlight Shores !

Also in most restaurants of Destiny Cliff, Thundercliff and Cheerful Dusk, and many other less touristic coastal towns.

We improved our menu to have more food suitable for human tastes :3 We like grilled seafood and snakes, but we also have regular meat~

*drools* nyaaah I miss grilled snake~

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The best foreign policy.....? Carpet bombing :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Blood Ravens wrote:Humanity has got where it is through trial, and error. If something doesn't work we tweak it, and just keep trying.

Its pretty awesome if you really think about it.

It's even more awesome if you think about all the other people, who let somebody else try first.

This can be considered the most important rule in scientific research and life.

If it is likely to be dangerous or stupid, find somebody else to do it.

And record their failings and rare successes in detail and properly.

For posterity.

Sniggering is optional.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Neo-Sciencifica

Chlorocartonia wrote:The best foreign policy.....? Carpet bombing :D

I prefer napalm strikes.

There's just something about them that lights up your day.

Matrixulated, Civildiscordia

Alekseandrea wrote:It's even more awesome if you think about all the other people, who let somebody else try first.

This can be considered the most important rule in scientific research and life.

If it is likely to be dangerous or stupid, find somebody else to do it.

And record their failings and rare successes in detail and properly.

For posterity.

Sniggering is optional.

"Okay you strap yourself into that rocket, and get launched into space.... FOR SCIENCE!"

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:I prefer napalm strikes.

There's just something about them that lights up your day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26hmRbDQFw

Napalm is great.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

The Blood Ravens wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26hmRbDQFw

Napalm is great.

And tends to leave a lasting impression.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

The Blood Ravens wrote:"Okay you strap yourself into that rocket, and get launched into space.... FOR SCIENCE!"

Remembering all the parts were provided by the lowest bidder...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Blood Ravens wrote:Humanity has got where it is through trial, and error. If something doesn't work we tweak it, and just keep trying.

Its pretty awesome if you really think about it.

All I can say is that big errors tend to shut things down~look at the Zeppelin business after the Hindenburg disaster...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca

Alekseandrea wrote:And tends to leave a lasting impression.

Yes indeed it does.

And on Oscar Awards Night in Hollywood, I'm reminiscing over the subtle cadence lyrics from an Oscar winning film, (An Officer and a Gentleman) about how, ". . . napalm sticks to kids!"

Ahhhh yes.

Lyrical mastery.

It actually makes Big Poppa singing about how . . .

". . . Birthdays were the worst days, now we drink champagne when we're thirst-ayyy."

. . . sound like a modern-day poet!

*Shudders*

Meh!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:All I can say is that big errors tend to shut things down~look at the Zeppelin business after the Hindenburg disaster...

And big successes tend to lead to additional successes~look at the space race and all of the unintentional scientific advancements that came with it (i.e. MRI machines.)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Vellis-Barca wrote:And big successes tend to lead to additional successes~look at the space race and all of the unintentional scientific advancements that came with it (i.e. MRI machines.)

And warfare tends to spur the development of technology, and amplify it.

It's kinda ironic how our race's desire to come up with more effective ways to kill each other ends up making life as a civilian easier as it trickles from the battlefront to the home front.

Like how the development of rockets to bombard Britain lead to our primary method of putting objects into space, and jet engines helped revolutionize air travel.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Teddy Roosevelt and Vladimir Putin crash in a forest a few miles from each other. They each blame each other and want revenge, but also have to survive. Who lives?

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

Our Lord Hutton wrote:Teddy Roosevelt and Vladimir Putin crash in a forest a few miles from each other. They each blame each other and want revenge, but also have to survive. Who lives?

Teddy is a born outdoorsman, and a natural Hunter as well as a decorated war hero.

I say he'd win if Vladimir didn't have the benefit of modern technology.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

Also, I, General Bernard of the Armed Republic of Madaloria, must inform you all that soon I shall make an announcement, as I near my final year in office, that this conquered territory shall soon become an official district of the republic, and become inactive as it's own entity. Don't worry, as my replacement definitely won't be pro Huttonian independance, and see the resurgence of this nation in another form, with more hints of what it originally was. Definitely not going to happen.

;)

Matrixulated

Who's ready and excited for the new update?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Base 071603

Our Lord Hutton wrote:Teddy Roosevelt and Vladimir Putin crash in a forest a few miles from each other. They each blame each other and want revenge, but also have to survive. Who lives?

All of civilization dies when Vlad the incompetent Leningrad poet pushes the red button in a fit of pique...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton, Civildiscordia

Just stopping in to say goodbye, I won't be back no more. It's been fun, it's been real, it's even been real fun. Enjoy life its much too short not to. Now we wait for the zombies to munch our brains. If you still have an argument with me, I win...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Just stopping in to say goodbye, I won't be back no more. It's been fun, it's been real, it's even been real fun. Enjoy life its much too short not to. Now we wait for the zombies to munch our brains. If you still have an argument with me, I win...

...

...

...

But who will aid me in escalating pointless discussions to ridiculous lengths now?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

Loving the update, not too crazy about the number of new notices! - Notifications went crazy!! However a lot of it was good news:-

4 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Nicest Citizens, Most Pacifist, Healthiest Citizens, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Most Inclusive.

4 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, Most Subsidized Industry, Safest, Highest Poor Incomes, Least Corrupt Governments, Best WeatherMost Popular Tourist Destinations, Most Cheerful Citizens, Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Longest Average Lifespans, Largest Information Technology Sector, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Developed, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Devout.

- What's not to like?! - So who wants to emigrate to my nation?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Yikes, the 43 notifications scared me a little! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alright, after poking around a bit I like this new update!! It's nice being able to look at rankings for the whole region in all the categories. It looks like the list of nations by length of residency is gone for good though, which is a little sad (guess I'll never get to the top spot! :P ), but overall, I like the new changes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Bombings, what is this, Nixon's Vietnam plan?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Phonexia wrote:Bombings, what is this, Nixon's Vietnam plan?

No, actually not.

We aren't crooks.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

Alekseandrea wrote:No, actually not.

We aren't crooks.

According to him, neither was he.....

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Loving the update, not too crazy about the number of new notices! - Notifications went crazy!! However a lot of it was good news:-

4 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Nicest Citizens, Most Pacifist, Healthiest Citizens, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Most Inclusive.

4 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, Most Subsidized Industry, Safest, Highest Poor Incomes, Least Corrupt Governments, Best WeatherMost Popular Tourist Destinations, Most Cheerful Citizens, Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Longest Average Lifespans, Largest Information Technology Sector, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Developed, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Devout.

- What's not to like?! - So who wants to emigrate to my nation?!

They're zombies...

Longest Average Lifespans only in the highest 10%?

What on earth do you do with them?

Do you eat them?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Civildiscordia wrote:According to him, neither was he.....

You can't prove anything!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

Alekseandrea wrote:They're zombies...

Longest Average Lifespans only in the highest 10%?

What on earth do you do with them?

Do you eat them?

Zombies are dead so their flesh rots away eventually.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:You can't prove anything!

I don't have to prove anything. Just stir up enough doubt to make the people jump to conclusions. Perception is everything my dear friend.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Tlacayotl.

Hey guys, do you like the new update? I think it's fantastic!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Blood Ravens wrote:Zombies are dead so their flesh rots away eventually.

But at what point has sufficient rot occurred as to "kill" a zombie?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Civildiscordia wrote:But at what point has sufficient rot occurred as to "kill" a zombie?

When there's no tissue to hold them together leaving them as a pile of bones.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Civildiscordia wrote:I don't have to prove anything. Just stir up enough doubt to make the people jump to conclusions. Perception is everything my dear friend.

You crook!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

The Blood Ravens wrote:When there's no tissue to hold them together leaving them as a pile of bones.

I suggest to use the point where unaided locomotion becomes impossible.

This happens sooner.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

Alekseandrea wrote:You crook!

America dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest....it's the honest ones you have to worry about.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:I suggest to use the point where unaided locomotion becomes impossible.

This happens sooner.

Just because they've lost the ability to walk, does not mean they've ceased to function. Imagine the horror of walking through tall grass years after the fall of the Zombie embire, only to be bitten on the ankle by a withered corpse, and starting the rise of the Empire anew!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Civildiscordia wrote:Just because they've lost the ability to walk, does not mean they've ceased to function. Imagine the horror of walking through tall grass years after the fall of the Zombie embire, only to be bitten on the ankle by a withered corpse, and starting the rise of the Empire anew!

That's why you have to have people clean up the mess before it happens again.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Blood Ravens wrote:That's why you have to have people clean up the mess before it happens again.

In a perfect world you're quite right, however this world is far from perfect. I'm afraid that large scale war with the undead would leave dangerously few alive in its wake. As such, clean up and decontamination will not be as thorough as we would like. The question would never be about if there would be another outbreak, but just a matter of when and where.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Civildiscordia wrote:In a perfect world you're quite right, however this world is far from perfect. I'm afraid that large scale war with the undead would leave dangerously few alive in its wake. As such, clean up and decontamination will not be as thorough as we would like. The question would never be about if there would be another outbreak, but just a matter of when and where.

Find the most contaminated areas, and instruct people to stay away until they completely decompose. If you instruct the remaining population on safety procedures you could reduce the risk.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Blood Ravens wrote:Find the most contaminated areas, and instruct people to stay away until they completely decompose. If you instruct the remaining population on safety procedures you could reduce the risk.

You put to much faith in people acting sensibly, and showing a little intelligence. As time passes, and the horrors of the undead fade from memory, young people will begin wandering into dangerous areas. Some on dares, some just our of curiosity. Sadly all it will take is one unfortunate soul to undo all the progress you've made.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Civildiscordia wrote:You put to much faith in people acting sensibly, and showing a little intelligence. As time passes, and the horrors of the undead fade from memory, young people will begin wandering into dangerous areas. Some on dares, some just our of curiosity. Sadly all it will take is one unfortunate soul to undo all the progress you've made.

It depends on how long they take to decompose honestly. I'm no expert, but I bet it'd only take a few years for them to decompose.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:. . . What's not to like?! - So who wants to emigrate to my nation?!

Every dead dog, dead cat, and whatever else might be buried in the back-yard.

Oh, and Jimmy Hoffa too.

Anything else, JayZeeJay, you'll have to extract from my cold, dead hands.

Hmph!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Blood Ravens wrote:When there's no tissue to hold them together leaving them as a pile of bones.

*bursts into hearty rendition*

"Ohhhhhh 'dem bones, 'dem bones, 'dem dryyyyyy bones . . ."

=D

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Matrixulated wrote:*bursts into hearty rendition*

"Ohhhhhh 'dem bones, 'dem bones, 'dem dryyyyyy bones . . ."

=D

M.

Is it time for the skeleton war yet?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Blood Ravens wrote:Is it time for the skeleton war yet?

Army of Darkness....

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:They're zombies...

Longest Average Lifespans only in the highest 10%?

What on earth do you do with them?

Do you eat them?

Sometimes the Force runs weak through some individuals, sometimes the Force is strong in others...

The Blood Ravens wrote:Zombies are dead so their flesh rots away eventually.

Zombies are not dead; they are undead, if Zombies were dead and susceptible to decay and rot, then we would not last long:-

24-72 hours after death - Internal organs begin to decompose.

3-5 days after death - Body starts bloating. Blood-containing foam begins leaking from mouth and nose.

8-10 days after death - Massive decompostion of organs in abdomen accumulate massive gas; body turns from green to red becuase of blood decomposition.

Several weeks after death - Nails and teeth begin to fall.

1 month after death - Body starts to become fluid.

8-12 years after death - Body has decomposed to leave little except a skeleton...

- From these stats alone, you can see it would be impossible for Zombies to exist for long and be both dead and decomposing - My nations longevity is proof that we are completely unaffected by normal death and decay...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Ofcourse oxygen-less environments delay the normal process of decay, so does removal of the most moist squishy parts - That's why things get mummified in bogs, swamps, deserts (both hot and dry ones, and icy cold ones), and in space...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[...] you can see it would be impossible for Zombies to exist for long and be both dead and decomposing - My nations longevity is proof that we are completely unaffected by normal death and decay...

Isn't it just slower ? Do they age ? Do you need some lotion or other stuff ? Do zombies with injuries go to zombie hospital ? Can zombies make holes in their bodies to nest some domestic animals inside them ?

I have soooo many questions ! :3 But I forgot the rest~nya

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Catgirls wrote:Isn't it just slower ? Do they age ? Do you need some lotion or other stuff ? Do zombies with injuries go to zombie hospital ? Can zombies make holes in their bodies to nest some domestic animals inside them ?

I have soooo many questions ! :3 But I forgot the rest~nya

We are "Undead"; usually this refers to a special status; a grey area, thought of as lying between Life and Death, but actually that is not truly accurate - Usually the "Undead" were once alive, but through an arcane process, the living entity has ceased living; most, if not all, of the normal functions, processes, and other attributes of Life have ceased, then having lived and been alive, it passes rapidly through Death and the status of being "Dead", and reasonably rapidly emerges out the other side of this status, to the new status of being "Undead" - The process has to be reasonably rapid, or more of the more natural Entropic effects of Death and the "Dead" status ie. Decay, Deterioration, Dissolution, Information Loss etc. etc. take effect and take root; leaving behind terrible scars on many levels (not just physically).

Being neither Dead nor Alive, we do not age, but remain relatively similar in appearance to how we looked at the time Life ended, Death passed, and "Undead" status took hold, ofcourse the Universe hates things that defy the normal Laws of Thermodynamics and Entropy, thus it is only with sheer strength of the Force, Belief, Will, and Bloody-Mindedness that we continue to exist.

As with both dead and living tissue, the undead can do things to maintain the strength, health, vigor, and effectiveness of the embodiment of their physical existance, aswell as do things that can hasten the infliction of damage and deterioration, while our Church does maintain the possibility of a non-corporeal, high-minded, spiritual, energetic life-force existance with the right mental training, meditation, and with certain rituals performed prior to attempting this form of Transcendence over the material.

So can we intentionally injure, harm, or modify our bodies? - Yes, and I guess that could mean we could become home to other organisms - However that would invite in more avenues for Entropy to attack from, and would only by pursued as an activity by those that had mastered some level of Transcendence over the material, and thus had little concern for their continued physical existance...

- I hope that answers your questions.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Alright, after poking around a bit I like this new update!! It's nice being able to look at rankings for the whole region in all the categories. It looks like the list of nations by length of residency is gone for good though, which is a little sad (guess I'll never get to the top spot! :P ), but overall, I like the new changes.

Personally, I like it so far. Some fonts have changed and they give you updates on issues now (i.e. "You should have a new issue in 12 minutes.")

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[words][words][words][more words][overwhelmingly too many words]

uwwaaahhh ~_~ by brain... I feel it working, it hurts :< Is it supposed to do that ?

I... I think I understand some of it ! Thanks for the details :3

In the end, it's a kind of magic ? I wonder what could a magical catgirl zombie do...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

. . . My nations longevity is proof that we are completely unaffected by normal death and decay...

Your nation should make toothpaste.

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca, Civildiscordia, Neo-Sciencifica

Matrixulated wrote:Your nation should make toothpaste.

M.

Funniest thing I've read all day.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:uwwaaahhh ~_~ by brain... I feel it working, it hurts :< Is it supposed to do that ?

I... I think I understand some of it ! Thanks for the details :3

In the end, it's a kind of magic ? I wonder what could a magical catgirl zombie do...

My guess:

Give female underage humans skimpy outfits and zombie-themed superpowers.

Matrixulated, Civildiscordia

1 minute ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form...

Mmmmm!!

Matrixulated, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia, Base 071603

8 hours ago: Nuclear fallout states ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Laboufland ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Cardhady ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Gylion ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Gyleon ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Marionetsvia ceased to exist.

We're making a lot of burgers today! - We're starting up a fast food chain!! - Thinking of calling it "McZomburgers" - Anyone want fries with that?!

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Elfshire, Zahmoonduh, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia, Base 071603

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:8 hours ago: Nuclear fallout states ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Laboufland ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Cardhady ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Gylion ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Gyleon ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Marionetsvia ceased to exist.

We're making a lot of burgers today! - We're starting up a fast food chain!! - Thinking of calling it "McZomburgers" - Anyone want fries with that?!

With free food poisoning and a 'surprise' infection (over 4000 unique diseases! ) truly a meal to die from. For.

I meant for.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

Alekseandrea wrote:With free food poisoning and a 'surprise' infection (over 4000 unique diseases! ) truly a meal to die from. For.

I meant for.

Don't be fooled like the people of my land, the food poisoning isn't free! It come at a terrible price. Even as we recover from the great TP shortage it brought, some stains will just never wash away.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:With free food poisoning and a 'surprise' infection (over 4000 unique diseases! ) truly a meal to die from. For.

I meant for.

Yeah! What he said!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Civildiscordia wrote:Don't be fooled like the people of my land, the food poisoning isn't free! It come at a terrible price. Even as we recover from the great TP shortage it brought, some stains will just never wash away.

LMFAO!

Just roflcopters and lollerskates galore!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Matrixulated wrote:LMFAO!

Just roflcopters and lollerskates galore!

M.

You laugh until it happens to you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

if you could live in my nation where would you live and in what house

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:1 minute ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form...

Mmmmm!!

Sounds delicious!🍔🍔🍔

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Base 071603 wrote:Sounds delicious!🍔🍔🍔

No fries?! - How about this delicious blood soda?! I mean club soda?!

(With a choice of added flavour syrups that are a major source of obesity and obesity related illness)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia, Base 071603

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No fries?! - How about this delicious blood soda?! I mean club soda?!

(With a choice of added flavour syrups that are a major source of obesity and obesity related illness)

Even better, this will be a "cough" killer "cough" menu people will DIE for!🍔🍹🍟

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No fries?! - How about this delicious blood soda?! I mean club soda?!

(With a choice of added flavour syrups that are a major source of obesity and obesity related illness)

Base 071603 wrote:Even better, this will be a "cough" killer "cough" menu people will DIE for!������

What's that you say? The McRib is back?

To quote the 20th century poets, Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock . . .

"I like the Whopper, f**k the Big Mac!"

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia

Arowfume wrote:if you could live in my nation where would you live and in what house

Sorry to say, but I don't plan in visiting your lovely nation lest I get hanged as a clothes-worshipping heretic.

Or stoned to death, then fed to your wolves.

But if I haaaaad to choose . . . definitely a tree-house out of reach of your wolf packs, and definitely above the sightlines of your nudity-loving populace and their naked six-packs.

:)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia, Base 071603

"Haha!" chortles Bharatendu Base, while watching 'Mad Max vs. Jar-Jar Binks 2: The Unrated Edition' on his smartphone. Shovelling another handful of popcorn into his mouth, he turns to interject, "Oh my god, this is the best part, guys. Will you keep quiet back there?"

Hell does exist.

It's other people.

The *redacted* above proves it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Civildiscordia

Matrixulated wrote:Sorry to say, but I don't plan in visiting your lovely nation lest I get hanged as a clothes-worshipping heretic.

Or stoned to death, then fed to your wolves.

But if I haaaaad to choose . . . definitely a tree-house out of reach of your wolf packs, and definitely above the sightlines of your nudity-loving populace and their naked six-packs.

:)

M.

ha ha yeah my nation is crazy and nudity is optional not manditory

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I like the new display thing update.

Matrixulated, Elfshire

It looks like they might be able to get back the Length of Residency information back to 2010 (and maybe earlier), so that's good news! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

It's 3:11 AM here in Los Angeles. Is anyone online? I'm so lonely right now. =(

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

The Salaxalans wrote:It looks like they might be able to get back the Length of Residency information back to 2010 (and maybe earlier), so that's good news! :D

Just a quick question here. I don't know if you have any power with the Spiritus website, but if you do, can you update it and stuff? Make it more welcoming?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Vellis-Barca

Hey! I maxed out my original Poems factbook, so I created Poems Part II! Please check it out here, and send me feedback! I really appreciate it.

Matrixulated

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