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Region: Spiritus
continental drift
Itrosomia
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
i will force continental drift upon nations to make the biggest, best, dirtiest, and most stepped on welcome mat ever!
Itrosomia
Singapore is Malaysia!
*shoots a laser at a kitten*
*reflects laser back at itro* bad! *picks up kitten and holds protectively*
Ummm...
*suddenly is covered in kitten food*
I was just feeding my cat!
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Not all lasers hurt people.
Like this one.
*zaps a chicken with a laser*
*Watches as the chicken turns into a chicken that is an inch taller*
*narrows eyes and sets kitten down*
Is it too bright out for you?
Here *hands you some awesome shades*
*clicks on activity*
*clicks on world*
*clicks on endings*
*gorges on all of the dead bodies*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
watch it bud some of those are for the deviljhos too,
no i dont need them
*goes pirating*
The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*goes dragoning*
How do you dragon?
roaring, hording gold, eating, destroying towns and castles, eating humans, kidnapping princesses, that sort of stuff
Itrosomia
*goes on an adventure to retrieve the box of stuff*
*takes box of stuff and flies off*
*grabs a load of gold*
Give that back or I will turn it to lead.
*flies back with the box and drops it onto the ship and picks up the ship and flies off*
You realize I'm still on my ship right?
*grabs a baby dragon and a circular saw to it*
*grabs the box and slowly backs away*
do you want me to drop the boat boy? *is flying over a wasteland with hundreds of razor sharp stalactites covering the ground of unknown origin* put the baby dragon down, im taking you somewhere sacred
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Post self-deleted by Sons Of Culveria.
First, this is a flying boat.
Second, this is not a baby dragon.
*turns the baby dragon back into a walrus*
I didnt want to hurt a baby dragon and my walrusses have extremely strong skin.
*seals the flying abilities of the boat* i need it not to fly, now, when i say no, climb onto my back with all your crew and everything unless you wish to become a statue
I can fly.
I can teleport.
I still retain all of my abilities as a statue.
*teleports ship and crew away leaving just me and you*
ill put the flying abilities back of course
i need the boat. i was going to make it better
By sacred do you mean good sacred like a fountain of youth or bad sacred like a sacrificing pit?
good sacred *puts clawed arm into a crystal clear lake and it turns to pure gold with hundreds of gems all over it and being giant the jewels are giant as well and i shed the scales into a gauntlet and i shrink it down to a human size gauntlet* see? *hands gauntlet to itro*
this is solid gold too, the gems are real and all
Oh, thanks. Why didn't you just tell me in the first place.
Now..
*opens the box of stuff and takes out a taco and eats it*
Yum.
You want something?
This Box has an infinite number of random stuff.
*rumages through the box*
Let's see, there is a top, a carbon dioxide detector, a particle accelerator, a cookie cat refrigerator, a pool noodle, a noodle pool, a breadstick maker, a potato trophy, 3 toenails, a double decker couch, a box, a back scratcher, a chair, a Mulder wig, a roman shield, a ramen shield, etc.
*throws itro into the lake* can you swim as a sold gold bejewled statue?
Yes.
*starts swimming*
Also, why are you attacking me?
Who is selling me?
I am priceless.
you have a foolish box thingy *picks him out of the water and shakes him dry and flies back out of the area after making sure he doesnt see the way*
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
I can just teleport home you know.
i might be tempted to put you in the sacrificial spikes but alright
I feel like parrona is just sitting in the background of the RMB just seething with rage at the so many posts.
First, it is not foolish, it is a present for my friend, Tim.
Second, it is pointless to try to make sure I can't see the way as I can time travel back to that time and just follow you.
dragons are supposed to be the only ones that know how to find the place
itro i need poll ideas! you have several hours
How many dragons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[list]
[*]0. Dragons don't do screwing.
[*]1. He should exist. Somewhere in the infinite multiverse. Good luck finding him.
[*]3. 2 to hold the ceiling and one to hold the bulb.
[*]4. You need one to laugh at the other three.
[*]An infinite amount. If one lets the amount of imaginary beings go to plus infinity the realness starts to approach 1. You only need to be in the right alternate reality!
[/list]
Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Since such entities have never existed, you have done none of these things either, and your claim to apotheosis is extremely shaky...
Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Welcome to my world...
Alekseandrea
"Heed my every order and you might survive"
The Salaxalans
He may not be the only one...
Alekseandrea
**Blessings be upon [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] and [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]**
For no particular reasons ofcourse!😏😇
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
You could do this one culveria.
If you could be a plant or a different plant if you already are one what would you be?
Pitcher plant
Nettle
Carolina reaper
A mimosa
Corpse flower
Venus flytrap
Strangler fig
bears head tooth mushroom
Dragons blood tree
I got nukes!I got nukes!I gots nukes!oh how I love my nukes!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
pew pew
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, Novawenia
*cough* I'm female and I'm pretty sure I've told you that *cough*
Also thank you love! I love welcoming people!!!
The Parron Republic
Also...what do you have against [nation=short]The Parron Republic[/nation]? [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]
What proof, exactly, do you have of performing these deeds? I can likely produce at least four to five active, non-puppet nations who doubt and are opposed to your claims.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Hurrah hurrah!
The monspam is over, or has temporarily moved on, either way, it's gone!
I probably, nay, most likely hurt his ego, permanently, by vandalising on the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos.
Alekseandrea, JZJ, Audriany, Potatogion and others.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Makes sense 😂
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
🍻🇨🇮 Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🇨🇮🍻
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*cough* *cough* I wouldn't believe her. *cough*
I have a feeling that I should oppose that statement, because of grudges *cough* *cough* *cough* We should put our differences aside because Culveria is just posting nonsense here *cough* *cough*
zombies never existed either so shut it
no
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
what nonsense?
i can provide around 7 non puppet nations that are opposed to your claims
"You're unsuited for the rage of war. So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make make a man out of you?"
The Parron Republic
"I have no desire to be a measly weak man, I am a dragon god, far stronger then a human"
Itrosomia
no hes just a grammar nazi. i actually like those things he put up yesterday
One answer per post.
WA nations?
Heresy!
You will regret saying that...on second thoughts, later.
Statens
yes wa nations.
The lizard claims to be a dragon of old, lies I say, nothing but heresy, he claims to have witnesses, I say that their hands were greased with money! He claims that he is speaking the truth, I say that he has no evidence! If he is wise, he would keep quiet until the opposition speaks.
~Grand Inquisitor Daanish
Mrglglglgland
if you be wise, youll be quiet if you dont want me to make 700 different dishes made with parrot
Itrosomia
*rambling in Chinese about retribution*
~High Coordinator
*proceeds to make 700 different foods with parrot*
The monspam is short lived, probably because of a lack of walruses.
I'm here
Also, HAPPY SAINT PATTYS DAY!!!!
*proceeds to pinch everyone without green on their flag*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*pinches the parron republic*
*pinches sons of culveria*
*pinches the Jedi zombie jezus*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*pinches alekseandrea*
*pinches novawenia*
*pinches salaxalans*
*pinches prunasia*
*pinches tainted Xenoblood hive*
*pinches Phytophthora Infestans*
Phytophthora Infestans
*pinches the flying spudghetti monster*
The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*pinches audriany*
Anybody else?
not really.
The Parron Republic
also its paddy, not patty. patty is something you have in your burgers.
The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm
Also, should I get you some medication for that cough love?
Alekseandrea
Haha!
Just please help me get some joy, the pill, not the emotion.
Statens
*bites itros hand*
If you know where to get some, I'd like that too. Can't find any...
*pinches seamerica*
*pinches sons of culverias tongue as he bites me*
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