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Region: Spiritus
Ah that'll teach me for giving the project to Jedi-Zombi Hugo Boss, perhaps - I'll still keep it - I mean it is designer!!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Jedi-Zombie is one side reversal and metaphor killing away from Nazi-Zombie after all...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*opens door*
*looks outside*
Nooooo!
This cannot be!
*grabs intercom*
Who forgot Mr. Nibbles's scratching post?!
*Mutilated paper slowly drifts inside the room*
*closes door*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kateastan
so crashed spaceship of the salaxians I would like to understand a certain situation, I would like to file an embassy but it won't allow me to post as an living entity on the forums so I can't file my embassy, what do I do?
~sol heathcliff the one who can't to file an embassy for laughing coffin
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Did you register for an account on the forums? http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/ You need to do that before you can post.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Sol Heathcliff
Hey J-Z-J, I was reading your front page of events and this struck me as incongruous~The government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jezus Christ off a murder charge, criminals are executed and their property seized~does this mean that if Jezus loses his case, you'll have to crucify Him yourself?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
o-0 all of this. ALL of this.
k. just....k.
Matrixulated
Yes, indeed - The problem will really arise when our criminal justice system executes me (Our Glorious Leader Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ), seizes my property, and shortly thereafter I come back to retake everything! - It truly will be a mockery of justice, but then I'm a special case; justice will have been served in the eyes of the Law, even if the sentence whilst served is in essence ineffective - I was ofcourse innocent, but I could see no way to settle this without accepting guilt, the full punishment of the Law, and then return to my office the next morning...
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
I have sent the lawyers away, I will be executed, have my property seized, and then return to take everything back tomorrow.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
This guy keeps trying to buy my account is this legal
Matrixulated
The things we do for politics...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Greetings, I am General D.S.Bernard of Madaloria. I have decided, for the benefit of the world, to conquer (buy) this nation. Pleased to meet you all!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Welcome, I am ofcourse left wondering why?
Matrixulated
Our Lord Hutton/Madaloria, considering buying and selling nations is illegal, it's a good thing you are simply just lying. Cut it out.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
It's the mods! Everyone hide!!
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea
I hadn't the slightest knowledge of this rule.
sorry, Jesus' NSA
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
LMFAO !!
I think I peed myself a little . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Ohmigosh . . . O_O
That flag screams goose-stepping fun for the whole family.
Definity a Will Smith, " awwww hell no!"
And it being designed by Hugo Boss . . . I assume it can defeat emissions standards in Spiritus?
M
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
This nation is full of potential, and have a great future ahead of us. Did anyone discovered nuclear energy
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
I just joined the region, hey! I was wondering, for the people who have been in the region for awhile, what should I do to get to know people and stuff?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Hang out here, we specialize in weirdness...
Thumbs up, total agreement. And it was the Jedi Zombi-Hugo~I can just see him telling the inspectors, with an odd wave of his hand, this is not the Zombi your looking for...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
thanks
Matrixulated
Hi there! :)
If you want to get to know people, there are a few places that you can go. Here on the RMB is one of the places. Our other places are the Spiritus IRC channel ( http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/ ), as well as our forums ( http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/index/ )
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Yes, now working on fusion power...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
My people insist on "Pledge allegiance to Hutton", so I'll mention it but. They're a stubborn bunch. Their former overlord and my brother had them convinced he was a god. I've liberated them, but they are less than happy about it XD they'll come around.
Matrixulated
You have awakened an old evil no men can challenge!
You monster!
(Another reason to put an end to theistic megalomaniacs)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
About the poll:
Why can't we vote for king George III?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Hey! Cool here. It said you were specialized in weirdness, and because I have a banana in my ear, I thought; "Yes, that's the place for me!"
So hi, I'm a realm mostly consisting of mad scientists, alchemists and wizzards. (Yeah, wizzard with two "z", kudos to everyone who get's that reference...)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
I'm guessing atleast one of those wizzards are called Rincewind?
Matrixulated, Darkweb
Yup.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Welcome, [nation=short]Polyxo[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated
Hi! It's great to meet another country specialized in alchemy and magic! We also have nyalchemists and, well, magical girls, and some shamans and healers!
You should totally come visit our Capital for the next MagiCon, the biggest meeting of those specialized in the invisible secrets of our world :3 Well, if you're not allergic to cats, nya.
Matrixulated, Transmutatia
Man, you crack me up!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
okay, I know, this joke for sure was done a fracking quantrillion times but; "NationStates, where we're happy to have issues."
Matrixulated
If you hadn't noticed, I dethroned the guy.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Changed my answer on the poll because I couldn't stand to see Washington with zero. Sorry Teddy, at least you still have one (and my heart)
Matrixulated
I like JFK, FDR, Teddy Roosevelt, Washington, and Lincoln - It was hard deciding, I changed my vote a few times!
I mean Washington was the heroic leader that pleaded with the British to change the laws governing their American colonies, to provide the opportunity to avoid the declaration of independence and subsequent war, and records show the British politicians of the time were amenable to such changes, but the King refused to allow these reasonable changes - If we hadn't had such a mad King George III, perhaps you'd still be one of those British colonies that eventually gained independence peacefully, on better terms, with a healthy relationship between us.
Lincoln was the heroic leader of the American civil war, and the early civil rights movement; abolishing slavery, amongst other great achievements.
Teddy Roosevelt was a great President a legend in his own time, and often overlooked - I mean if you read his history it is a great story of varied accomplishment.
Then there is FDR who led the US through the Great Depression, implemented the New Deal, and brought the US into World War II.
Whilst JFK was the charismatic leader that promised so much in progressive politics, leading further changes in civil rights, foreign policy, and space research, but whose life was sadly cut short, so we'll never know what he could have further achieved, if he had not been assassinated - eg. Could the Cold War have ended sooner? Could better civil rights been achieved earlier? - We don't know...
I can't decide who is my favourite!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
After changing my vote several times I withdrew it - Try to persuade me either way, please!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Quick historical note: Lincoln didn't abolish slavery at all. He issued an order that freed all the slaves in the rebelling states, though that didn't even make slavery illegal yet. Slavery wasn't abolished completely in the US until the 13th amendment was passed.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Voted for Harry S., anybody who tells his own State Department to "stuff in your collective ears" when he recognized Israel is all right in my book...
We miss Sir Terry as well. Don't know nothing about magic, just chopping down trees...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I decided to vote for Teddy Roosevelt - I like his ideas on diplomacy, and nature conservation...
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Our Lord Hutton
Man do I hate school. They block all the fun stuff here.
Matrixulated
I joined spiritus a day ago. Since then, my country changed from capitalist's paradise to top 10% fattest nations and Compulsory Consumerist State. I was wondering if this had anything to do with joining spiritus.
Matrixulated
No, it's actually a result of the options you chose for your issues. Different options will do different things to your nation. :)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
National statistics are set based on how you answered those initial questions when you created your nation, an initial somewhat random selection of stats based on those (with some limits based on those answers), and how you have answered any issues you have been faced with since that time.
Rankings in the polls have little to do with the region you're in, except by showing how you compare to other nations in the region, and in the world, and thus your overall position in those rankings - Being in a particular region won't affect your national statistics.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Teddy took an assassin's bullet, and continued his speech only waiting until it was finished to get medical treatment. He's got my vote.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Had to update to my password to something other than Mexican food because someone keeps trying to hack into my other account. Thank goodness they didn't try this one first.
Matrixulated
Vote for Teddy, he's got the biggest personality in human history
Vote Washington, he founded this nation and was supper chill
Vote FDR, he freaking brought us out of the great depression
Vote Lincoln, he freed the slaves even though he was actually pretty racist and initially didn't want to end slavery
Vote for Jefferson, because some how out of the two of them, John Adams was the bad one and Jefferson was inexplicably amazing. also expansion.
Vote Jackson, he's the worst human to ever exist ever and why is he on our money.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Again, Lincoln didn't "free the slaves." Though he did actually want to end slavery and found it morally wrong, though his plan to end it wasn't as quick as most abolitionists wanted it to be. He was a bit racist though, especially by today's standards.
Also, Jefferson was a pretty decent President but also one of the biggest hypocrites in history.
Matrixulated
I think the most frequent thing Lincoln said was "I'm not going to take away your slaves chill bruh". He didn't want it to expand for economic reasons, but he was cool with it existing where it already did.
and examples of Jackson's hypocrisy?
Matrixulated
Lincoln believed that slavery would die out if he worked to prevent it from spreading, and he certainly wasn't cool with it existing, but yes he did say he wasn't going to take away the slaves directly.
I assume you meant to type Jefferson: while the entire founding of America was going on and during Washington and Adams' presidencies, he always worked to limit the Federal Government as much as possible and interpret the constitution as strictly as possible, this led to the Democratic-Republican party to spring up around him in opposition to the Federalists. Once he became President, however, he immediately began doing the opposite of that to a large extent, the most famous example that people point to is the Louisiana purchase, where he bought vast areas of land from another country despite there being nothing in the Constitution to support that action.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Saw this on my overview page:
"Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life"
Believe in the power of magic and friendship! Let's live in harmony, HARMONY!!! REPEAT AFTER ME.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Alekseandrea, Thegreatpotatonation
Any resemblance to actual tv-shows, running or finished, is purely coincidental.
Especially if said show contains horse-like beings, who are, purely coincidental, smaller than a regular horse.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Catgirls
Well I mean, that's not a bad thing. He was pretty good, I'm glad we was elected after Adams and not before so he could be in the right place. Also, Teddy was pretty hypocritical. "I'll do what Mckinley was gonna do" *does not that at all*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Instead he was a major trust buster taking down massive monopolies, he was a leading figure in wildlife conservation (creating the national park system), he created the square deal, and generally helped grow a strong middle class in America.
I majorly respect the man for his badassery, and his great policies.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
Saaaaame. I do like to overlook the whole African Hunting part though.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
And this is different than RL how? Thinking about a certain purple dinosaur...
More shows like that than I care to count...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Found this on my own homepage...consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, there have been reports of people marrying housepets...Having those two back to back makes me wonder if they are somehow related...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
OK good, the top 5 officially all have votes. There are a lot of FDR fans here, huh?
Matrixulated
Hmmm, for the past 1 hour the NationStates website was listed as "down for maintenance" - Someone trip over a cable?!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Our Lord Hutton
Sorry, that was me!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
You had one job!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
I was in the play Annie, and one of my friends was FDR.
The best/worst line from the play: "Yes, for you and perhaps for all of us, girls, this is the beginning of a new, wonderful life. A new deal! Hey, I rather like that: a new deal!" (FDR)
Everyone cried internally when they heard it.
The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, Our Lord Hutton
Well i mean what can you expect from someone that crashed an entire spaceship
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Quakke
Touché!
LOL
Well played, sir!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
BACK
WHAT DID I MISS SIR?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
A lot or a little.
It depends on your perspective.
And discussion about American presidents.
That too.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Our Lord Hutton
Everything and nothing, plebe. And don't call me sir, I work for a living, d*mnit!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Also talk about red-headed orphan girls and grey-haired, wheelchair-bound presidents.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
HO
K
I AM GOING BACK
"i jump over the window and i breake it"
see ya
"annnnnnnnnnnnd i run"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
so it seems after this amendment is passed 30% of my annual deaths will be caused by trees eating people in the forest..."Welcome to sol heathcliff the land of the endangered man eating trees"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
You shouldn't invent such unbelievable stories.
Trees don't eat people.
Everybody knows they liquefy their victims, let the goo rot for a while and then absorb the nutrients.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sol Heathcliff, Rogue Lumberjacks, Our Lord Hutton, Catgirls
And 4.6% is because of sunburn.... Ok then🌞🌞🌞
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Thegreatpotatonation.
Just started this yesterday and my civil rights is Very Good and my economy is IMPLODED...😞
Matrixulated
touche
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia
If you'd like, I have a whole nation of Lumberjacks available. Me and the Babe, the blue Ox, could drop by any time to do little clear cutting ant time you'd like...
P. Bunyan, presumptive president of the Free Land of Rogue Lumberjacks
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia
On come on, they do not. One will suicide and kill as many as possible by falling on the people...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Give it a couple of weeks and you can reverse both of those trends~have terrible civil rights and a very strong economy...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
1 month ago our Catgirls were still hunters/gatherers and lived in huts. Now we have modern cities, everyone uses internet, and we have our own space program financed by internationally-known beverages, but our citizens are still poor ^^'
It's hard to make our eco-friendly nation evolve economically when most issues are about the police going *pew pew*, like that time a policecatgirl came to work with a tank she bought on nyaBay.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Thegreatpotatonation, Civildiscordia
yes good point
Rogue Lumberjacks
Also, if a tree falls in the forest - on top of a bunch of people, killing them all - does it make a noise?
With no survivors, who can say it made a noise?
With no survivors, who can say it fell?
With no survivors, who can say it killed anybody?
Especially if said murderous tree got up and walked away.
Hmmm . . . I need a consult with The Rogue Lumberjacks.
I'm sure their tree-profilers would know.
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Catgirls
Hackers sure are fun aren't they. Atleast they didn't get this account!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Post by Nubenene suppressed by Red Dusk.
However, I am here to invite you to the Union of Democratic Republic Nations.
This is a new region, however I am seeking to add more members. Those who join shall be treated with equality and all have a fair chance of a position in government. Eventually this region shall get an update, but I'll be happy you join.
As I am active in this region, I shall make sure no raiders are present.
I hope to see you soon,
So is just region hopping, and spamming the RMB the cool way to recruit now?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I don't think you have the required substantial source of delicious and delectable brains I'd require...
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Alekseandrea
For the future, it's better to just ignore people who try to do that, and you definitely shouldn't quote a post like that, because now even though it's been suppressed it's still there, assuming someone doesn't decide to suppress your post as well.
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
If a tree falls in the forest, the other trees are witness to the event, ergo, someone or some tree, knows if there was a noise.
If you find the crushed bodies, you know and the trees around them know somebody died.
Trees, in our experience, except in Dunsinain and the Entwood, rarely go walking. Also they have a very hard time standing back up, as they have no elbows and limited upper body strength.
So usually when you find the bodies, they are under the tree what kilt'em, M...
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Civildiscordia
No, it ain't cool at all, Blood Ravens...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It seems to be getting popular. That's the second time I've seen someone doing it in a week.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
That's why the moderators suppress the posts as fast as they can find them. It's rude, plain and simple...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Actually no. It's not usually the moderators that suppress those posts. Usually it's either the delegate or a person with Communications powers. It's often that those messages go unseen for a day or more by the people who suppress them.
The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I respectfully disagree.
The whole question depends on the definition of noise.
If it is a vibration in the air, there will be a sound.
If it is the perception of said vibration, your definition of perception also has an influence.
What is capable of perceiving said vibration?
Does one need self-awareness to actually perceive something?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Catgirls
I stand corrected, sir.
Omerta for murderous trees . . . got it.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Suddenly I feel very exposed and inadequate.
Mind . . . Blown . . . Aaaarghhhh!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Matrixulated has encountered an error and needs to restart. ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Catgirls
Post self-deleted by Armed Isazen States.
Post self-deleted by Armed Isazen States.
wut?
Matrixulated
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Written by Refuge Isle.