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Region: Spiritus
Zimbabwe uses normal dollars, I think. A quick Google search showed that they use practically all types of money.
It's been going about a couple months or so after I joined spiritus. It's so tempting to just open the spiritus tab and just get rid of them all.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ho ho ho! Peace and love everybody!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Oh my gosh! It's almost Santa!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Is Santa a separate holiday? I'm not sure how Christmas works because Hanukkah
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Santa is just the "mascot" of sorts for Christmas. He is a fictional character who represents Christmas. Just don't tell the kids that I said he was fictional, they are a little slow and won't be able to comprehend it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Celebrate whatever holiday you want! I've got my Festivus pole up and ready ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Statens
Oh, you know, pulling a "bogus plumbus" on [nation=short]Culveria[/nation].
And then squanch at him.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Parrona
The big message seems to be "Buy stuff for people you don't really like that much, when you think about it. "
And coke brings happiness.
That too.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Parrona, Statens
What do you call a ghost that speaks Hebrew?
Boo-ish!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Statens
Do you know how to make a plumbus?
CONSUMERISM!
*headbutts wall and collapses*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sure.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey anybody want to endorse me? Thanks!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I have no idea what you just said. I tried googling it and I am still lost xD
That I have no idea. I mean if we really wanted to we could, but there isn't a lot we can do. Unless he would control the region but reside elsewhere. Even then we would have to refound it before he realized something was up and that isn't even a possibility because he does reside in that region.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yay Festivus!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Santa was a real guy. I mean Santa is the name that people nowadays have given him, but still. His real name was bishop Nicola (which became Nicholas) and he started the act of giving for Christmas because he would secretly gift things to those in need. Later he was named a saint and now we have Saint Nicholas AKA Santa Clause. What we celebrate now is just us carrying on what he did in Saint Nicholas' name.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That is the actions and spirit of Santa. The appearance of Santa was derived from Germanic shamans getting hopped up on fly amanita and having vivid hallucinations. It's also where "prancing reindeer" came from, the reindeer would eat the mushrooms and "prancing" around. There is a lot more associated with Christmas from these shamans but I don't want to write it.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah, I didn't know where the origins of the stories we have now came from. I only knew how St. Nicholas became "Santa". IS what else they did bad?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It wasn't inherently bad. The whole gift giving thing came from them also, they would give toys and dolls made from wood and plants to children. Getting hopped up on mushrooms is bad to some, but okay to others. Personally, I wouldn't do it, but that's not because I think it's bad.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Yeah drug use isn't bad and it int good either. it is just a meh thing
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Certain drugs. Drugs that don't destroy your life like meth or heroin. Any drugs can be bad if you don't have moderation. If you are reckless, you will destroy yourself.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's not quite right.
It's more a in name only thing.
He's what you get if you throw different traditions together.
Since Sint-Niklaas is still well known in Belgium and the Netherlands.
We also have Santa.
They're not the same.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Those places don't even exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously when you believe in fairyland and narnia? What are you going to say next, Canada is real, I don't think so.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Milaou
I've been to Canada. It's quite nice there
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Canada is real!
So is Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Mexico, Cuba, USA, Iceland, Ireland, Great Britain, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Monaco, Vatican City, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Luxembourg, Finland, Russia, Japan, China, Singapore, India, Pakistan, Egypt, Israel, Greece, Hungary, Australia, New Zealand, Austria and many more........................
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
Shhhhhh. It was just a dream.
I see only one country in there that wasn't made up, the USA.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The USA would not exist if the Europeans didn't colonise it.............................
(Americans think they are free, but they are not free from their European connections)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais, Milaou
Well then
The Salaxalans
They are real..........even Google recognises the countries................
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Google is an all-powerful force..... [nation=shortcut]Russinadia[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Milaou
It's real...................russinadia doesn't have the right mind to come up with flags............
The Salaxalans
Google for president!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Americans came from the ground and colonized earth.
Google made up these countries.
Excuse me? Excuse me!?!? What are you saying about my flag?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Fixed............
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That's mean.
I be been to the place where "they" say "Canada" is and it is a huge government testing facility.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
The Statue of Liberty was a gift, from France.
USA used to be a colony.
USA cannot survive on its own.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Actually the Statue of Liberty was originally modeled after a Muslim peasant and was for Egypt but Egypt didn't like it so they proposed it to France.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
The Statue of Liberty was made by Americans to scare away the immigrants. USA was and is the only country. If the USA cannot survive on its own, how is it alive?
Matrixulated
Still proves my point that other countries exist.....................
(Well, now I know that Egypt was involved............)
Matrixulated
Where did those immigrants come from.............................
Deal with it, USA didn't exist before 1444...........
Matrixulated
They came form space, that's why they are called aliens.
Are you saying that America just popped into existence in 1444? Was the land never around until it was foundation?
Matrixulated
This is just one person....................I should not go on.....................continue to stay in your well................frog.........
Matrixulated
Actually these immigrants are hybrid cyborg aliens made by the government.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
What are you saying? Are you in a well in Russinadia? Are you a frog?
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Kilometres, not Miles..............
USA never seems to support the status quo.
The Salaxalans
He's probably malfunctioning due to the hypnotic poisons in cheetos
Matrixulated
Kilometers is the wrong measurement of distance. I prefer to use light years instead. Like how I am 3.4022e-13 light years away from home right now.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Raptor Jesuz
I wouldn't doubt it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Raptor Jesuz
Or the Truth....................
Or lies.
The man eating camels are coming form space they are hunting the aliens
All three of those words are made by the government. Because of this I like to use ziix.
1 ziix = 1.2649264832674932701831737181821727139319632721012973163121862461291391631631828ft
Good riddance to bad rubbish is say.
I know the truth hurts..............but you should face it..........
Milaou
To all i say they are coming and a war too and we are caught in the middle of it hide yo kids hide yo wife's and get prepared or underground the camels are coming.
Matrixulated
I don't even have a face. I am a fictional nation made of codes.
What is going on XD
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How am I supposed to face the truth in a role playing chat?
Matrixulated
Two words...............................stop it....................
(I will die from the lack of reason)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You shouldn't have joined spiritus if you want reason. If you want reason, go join Lazarus or the international northeastern Union.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Has everybody forgotten the camels a war is coming between the aliens and the space camels hurt run hide or fight back
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I don't expect reason.......................but I need it.........................
You shall die of lack of reason before anything makes sense in spiritus.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The next statement is true.
The previous statement is false.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
IT'S PARADOXICAL!
*head explodes*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey, I'm in the WFE again! :D
*flies over Spiritus on his sleigh, pulled by all nine reindeers, and starts dropping huge gifts next to the regional tree*
Enjoy. :)
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Milaou
I bet you will write the best WFEs in South Pacific history.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
For this holiday can I have 10 million citizens?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You'll definitely have 10 million by any of the December holidays. I think the least you will get is between 12 and 24 million citizens. I'm not completely sure, but I think the most you could get is within 50-70 million citizens by any of the holidays.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yaaaaay presents!! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This is my first time. What actually happens?
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Does anything happen for Christmas on nationstates? Anything special?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
12 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLES.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How do I report inappropriate language?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You don't.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Walruses are the superior form of life.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
They are so majestic.
Matrixulated
THIS IS HOW, YOU HOODLUM:
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We have a crotchety old man who jumps in and yells stuff occasionally. It's great! :P
Nothing, beyond whatever people decide to do on their own.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
Too bad. They make Halloween so cool and then when Christmas roles around, BOOM, nothingness slaps you in the face. You should get a special Christmas banner for every Christmas you are apart of ns for, that'd be fun.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
*BREAKING NEWS*
I just found a glitch. If you go onto your setting on the device set forward the clock the amount of time until the next issue occurs. This will allow you get get lots of issues quickly which can make your country better.
Matrixulated, Milaou
Wat? I'm pretty sure that doesn't work.
*checks to see if it works*
Nope, doesn't work. It doesn't work because it is not a single player game, all the game data is stored on servers. You'd have to change the time on the servers themselves for that to happen.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I tried offline and that worked.
Matrixulated
Hi everyone.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My friends of Spiritus! My great great friends! I have heard Ringo's Christmas album and it is worth a listen! I have also heard that Mr Money is invitingly all of you to the first ever annual
MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION!!
All the details are in this Dispatch
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=738571
Remember to upvote, pin to the WFE and spread the word! I hope to see you there!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Offline?
Hello! Welcome to spiritus.
That sounds amazing, but at what time/time zone will it be at?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thanks.
How are you?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
File a grievance with our Public Relations Officer.
His name is [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] and he will record your complaint with his microphone. Now don't worry, but his microphone looks like a replica of a shotgun.
Just keep the microphone close to your mouth and speak clearly!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Milaou
All day from the 22nd to the 23rd December!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Just outlawed democracy until I can think of a system where the most qualified to lead do so, not just those who can win a glorified popularity contest. Having fun in this first 30 minutes of playing the game
Matrixulated
Woo, this sounds fun! :D
Matrixulated
In pretty good, you?
Okay, thanks! I'll see you then, hopefully.
I have written the best WFEs in South Pacifican history. ;)
http://imgur.com/a/Hh1XS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm also the reason why Spiritus briefly conquered the South Pacific: http://i.imgur.com/1w5Xjwb.png
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Yaaaaaaaaaay!
We all know TSP is secretly a Spiritus colony. >_>
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
How do you conquer a region?
Matrixulated
You don't actually attack it you just move there and get enough endorsements to become the head.
Matrixulated
Oh cool! Thanks! So hypothetically anybody with enough endorsements can become the head of a region?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Yes but it's a lot of responsibility so not people actually want it.
Matrixulated
Gotcha.
Matrixulated
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