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Consigahria wrote:I understand there are multiple gods, but I worship Yahweh, Jesus and El. To worship any other god would be idolatrous of a pious Jew. o3o

I'm a Jew tho.... :(

Consigahria, Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Poll = Spud-U-Like !!

Huzzah!

Welcome back from the dead~

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Poll = Spud-U-Like !!

Huzzah!

Welcome back.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Poll = Spud-U-Like !!

Huzzah!

Hey your flag has a bit of a problem. :P Welcome back!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:Hey your flag has a bit of a problem. :P Welcome back!

No, don't you see the potato on a sea of blood in space?

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The Salaxalans wrote:Hey your flag has a bit of a problem. :P Welcome back!

Well, potatoes will be a little bit dirty after being in the ground after some time.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I just got parrona's favorite issue.

Heresay Heresy.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Happy Saturday!

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

What is the meaning of life?

Matrixulated, Statens

What does it mean when someone endorses you?

Alekseandrea wrote:What is the meaning of life?

FORTY-TWO.

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Deusaetherius wrote:What does it mean when someone endorses you?

Their population grows a fraction of a percent faster and your WA votes count more and if you have enough you can become regional delegate.

I mainly just use them to win challenges.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Their population grows a fraction of a percent faster and your WA votes count more and if you have enough you can become regional delegate.

I mainly just use them to win challenges.

Population? You mean influence.

Only if you are delegate.

Last point is true.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Their population grows a fraction of a percent faster and your WA votes count more and if you have enough you can become regional delegate.

I mainly just use them to win challenges.

I believe this faster population growth you speak about is false. Perhaps influence was the word you were looking for?

Matrixulated

Both are correct.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia

Itrosomia wrote:Both are correct.

Are you saying population grows due to endorsements? Because I'm pretty sure that's not true...

Matrixulated

Asmovia wrote:Are you saying population grows due to endorsements? Because I'm pretty sure that's not true...

No I meant both countries are correct.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:No I meant both countries are correct.

Ahhh, thanks for clarifying.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Still no walrus or waffle emoji!😡😡😡😡😡

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Is there a Studly Spud or a Potato emoji?

The world is empty without them!

Huzzah-ho-hum!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Is there a Studly Spud or a Potato emoji?

The world is empty without them!

Huzzah-ho-hum!

3O--<

Something like this?

The roots are the "3", the "O" is the potato and "--<" is the stalk.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi Guys :) Been a while since I've played (a few years). Just coming into grips with everything again :) I hope you will all accept me

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Jesseryder wrote:Hi Guys :) Been a while since I've played (a few years). Just coming into grips with everything again :) I hope you will all accept me

I apologise, but I will be leaving atm as I had just found my previous region. I will come back if you do accept me, if I find I don't like it there again

So Sorry

Jesseryder

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Jesseryder wrote:I apologise, but I will be leaving atm as I had just found my previous region. I will come back if you do accept me, if I find I don't like it there again

So Sorry

Jesseryder

Ok.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Is there a Studly Spud or a Potato emoji?

The world is empty without them!

Huzzah-ho-hum!

Here you go!

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔x10000

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Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Hey!

Anybody online?

I'm bored.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia

Yo [nation=short]the_Salaxalans[/nation], poll!

What is the best weapon?

Stick

Gasoline

Spud cannon

Sword

Club

Nuclear missile

Laser

Box

Peace efforts

Rocks

Fists

Other

Obviously other: a spud bazooka.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Prunasia

Itrosomia wrote:Hey!

Anybody online?

I'm bored.

I'm around.

Prunasia

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:I'm around.

I am no longer bored as I am on discord.

Matrixulated, Prunasia

*flips a table*

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Itrosomia wrote:

...I'm bored.

I'm the chairman of the board.

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Great British Federation wrote:I'm the chairman of the board.

I'm a Lincoln monologue,

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Animal Farmerica wrote:I'm a Lincoln monologue,

I'm livin' like a God,

Itrosomia wrote:...I'm bored.

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Itrosomia wrote:...I'm bored.
I bore myself to sleep at night, I bore myself in broad daylight,

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The Dark Norse wrote:I bore myself to sleep at night, I bore myself in broad daylight,

...'cause I'm bored. Just another slimy bore.

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I'm wondering who should be my religious leader. The issue is called Appointment of Spiritual Advisor (Issue No.006). Please give your viewpoint and why.

Prunasia

The Nether Regions wrote:...'cause I'm bored. Just another slimy bore.

I'm free to bore my well-bought friends,

And spend my cash until the end,

'cause I'm bored!

Itrosomia wrote:...I'm bored.

Great British Federation wrote:I'm the chairman of the board.

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:I'm free to bore my well-bought friends,

And spend my cash until the end,

'cause I'm bored!

I'm sick.

I'm sick of all my kicks.Â

I'm sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips,

Itrosomia wrote:I'm bored.

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The Dark Norse wrote:I bore myself to sleep at night, I bore myself in broad daylight,
The Nether Regions wrote:...'cause I'm bored.
Itrosomia wrote:I'm bored.
Just another dirty bore!

Alright now, face, come out and bore me!

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Gehinnomm wrote:I'm wondering who should be my religious leader. The issue is called Appointment of Spiritual Advisor (Issue No.006). Please give your viewpoint and why.

The atheist!

Because I can choose him and I want to!

Animal Farmerica wrote:Just another dirty bore!

Alright now, face, come out and bore me!

That sounds... an offer open to multiple interpretations.

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Alekseandrea wrote:

That sounds... an offer open to multiple interpretations.

It's a line from a song by Iggy Pop

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Greater Brazilistan wrote:It's a line from a song by Iggy Pop
All these posts are lyrics from the song...

Itrosomia wrote:I'm bored.

Great British Federation wrote:I'm the chairman of the board.

Animal Farmerica wrote:I'm a Lincoln monologue,

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm livin' like a God,

The Dark Norse wrote:...

The Nether Regions wrote:...

Eurasian Alliance wrote:...

Eastazia wrote:...

Animal Farmerica wrote:...

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I've decided to choose option 2 for a spiritual advisor

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Don't you hate it when you overthrow your previous government and then you fall into a state of anarchy? I hate it when that happens.

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Vyrhei wrote:Don't you hate it when you overthrow your previous government and then you fall into a state of anarchy? I hate it when that happens.
Nah mate! I love it when the biker gangs take over, and the country looks like a cross between Mad Max and Priscilla Queen of the Desert...

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Auztraalia wrote:Nah mate! I love it when the biker gangs take over, and the country looks like a cross between Mad Max and Priscilla Queen of the Desert...

This is a beautiful description.

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:All these posts are lyrics from the song...

Say goodbye and hit the road

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Vyrhei wrote:Don't you hate it when you overthrow your previous government and then you fall into a state of anarchy? I hate it when that happens.

That's what happens if you give your people freedom.

*shudders*

Auztraalia wrote:Nah mate! I love it when the biker gangs take over, and the country looks like a cross between Mad Max and Priscilla Queen of the Desert...

The horror! The HORROR!

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:This is a beautiful description.

The future should be a boot stamping on a human face. Forever.

Not this "freedom" and "anarchy" and "BDSM-outfits"!

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What is wrong with the lot of you.....?

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Falkbreath wrote:What is wrong with the lot of you.....?

There's a long, looooong laundry list of answers to that question.

M.

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Hello everyone, I am Sevillo, the new Lead Diplomat for Conch Kingdom and I just wanted to introduce myself. I hope that relations between your region and Conch Kingdom continue to grow better and better in the time that I hold my position. Both Balan Bar, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and I are committed to strengthening our relations and I think that that is what will happen. 

Thank you for reading my message and goodbye for the time being.

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Welp.... if you can't fight them, join them :/ now let me prepare my speech..... *clears throat* I enjoy when animals kill each other brutally on the nature channel, I have a deep fondness for cheesecake, and my girlfriends name is Rodney..... I feel so much better now, thank you.

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Sevillo wrote:Hello everyone, I am Sevillo, the new Lead Diplomat for Conch Kingdom and I just wanted to introduce myself. I hope that relations between your region and Conch Kingdom continue to grow better and better in the time that I hold my position. Both Balan Bar, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and I are committed to strengthening our relations and I think that that is what will happen.Â

Thank you for reading my message and goodbye for the time being.

Here, in the spirit of friendship, have a potato!

*hands you a potato*

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Itrosomia wrote:Here, in the spirit of friendship, have a potato!

*hands you a potato*

But I want a potato too! :(

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Statens wrote:But I want a potato too! :(

You already have access to the Spiritus infinite supply! :P

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Falkbreath wrote:What is wrong with the lot of you.....?

What's wrong with us? WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?! Absolutely nothing.......ok, I lied. A lot of things are wrong with us.

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The Salaxalans wrote:You already have access to the Spiritus infinite supply! :P

Haven't ya heard? We have an instant spud machine around here! You can have all the potatoes that you could ever want.

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The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote: Haven't ya heard? We have an instant spud machine around here! You can have all the potatoes that you could ever want.

*spams the button twenty million times*

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Itrosomia wrote:*spams the button twenty million times*

* admonishes [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] playfully *

'Tusk, tusk, Mister Walruson.

You know that too much of a spud thing is bad for you!

Think of your wayyyyyystline!

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:* admonishes [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] playfully *

'Tusk, tusk, Mister Walruson.

You know that too much of a spud thing is bad for you!

Think of your wayyyyyystline!

M.

It would be a shame if we would reach the maximal polygon count, wouldn't it?

Matrixulated, Prunasia

"The people of the Nation of The Infection of Edge Master are the fattest people I have ever met. It was so sad visiting there I wanted to cry. They never stopped eating. Everything in the city smelled like fried chicken. I could not beleive how many morbidly obese people I saw hobbling down the street, very few. They all were driven to and Fro via gigantic automobiles. They were so big, they couldn't even fit on the buses so they had to make all the buses bigger. Everything was in ruins. The people were so big, the tires on their cars kept popping. The place wasn't crowded, so much as that there was just no room, I was always being squished. I felt very rudely treated because I was a foreigner who was very physically fit and ate tofu and rice and what not. I felt very discriminated against. Diabetes was rampant. Very sad trip"

The Salaxalans, Koznokora, Prunasia

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"The people of the Nation of The Infection of Edge Master are the fattest people I have ever met. It was so sad visiting there I wanted to cry. They never stopped eating. Everything in the city smelled like fried chicken. I could not beleive how many morbidly obese people I saw hobbling down the street, very few. They all were driven to and Fro via gigantic automobiles. They were so big, they couldn't even fit on the buses so they had to make all the buses bigger. Everything was in ruins. The people were so big, the tires on their cars kept popping. The place wasn't crowded, so much as that there was just no room, I was always being squished. I felt very rudely treated because I was a foreigner who was very physically fit and ate tofu and rice and what not. I felt very discriminated against. Diabetes was rampant. Very sad trip"

"The not-people of the Nation of The JZJ are the fattest not-people I have ever met. It was so sad visiting there I wanted to cry. They never stopped eating. Everything in the city smelled like soylent green. I could not believe how many morbidly obese non-people I saw hobbling down the street. They all were driven to and Fro via gigantic speeders. They were so big, they had ro roll and they killed anyone still alive. Everything was in ruins. The non-people were so big, the tires on their cars kept popping. The place wasn't crowded, so much as that there was just no room, I was always being gnawed on. I felt very rudely treated because I was a foreigner who was very alive and ate actual food. I felt very sick. Rotting was rampant. Very sad trip"

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Alekseandrea wrote:"The not-people of the Nation of The JZJ are the fattest not-people I have ever met. It was so sad visiting there I wanted to cry. They never stopped eating. Everything in the city smelled like soylent green. I could not believe how many morbidly obese non-people I saw hobbling down the street. They all were driven to and Fro via gigantic speeders. They were so big, they had ro roll and they killed anyone still alive. Everything was in ruins. The non-people were so big, the tires on their cars kept popping. The place wasn't crowded, so much as that there was just no room, I was always being gnawed on. I felt very rudely treated because I was a foreigner who was very alive and ate actual food. I felt very sick. Rotting was rampant. Very sad trip"

"Oh goodness that sound even worse! At least back in Vivi lands we have to get your PERMISSION before we eat you!"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Matrixulated wrote:* admonishes [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] playfully *

'Tusk, tusk, Mister Walruson.

You know that too much of a spud thing is bad for you!

Think of your wayyyyyystline!

M.

I'm not eating them!

What kind of monster would murder that many potatoes?

I am donating them to charity.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Koznokora, Prunasia

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Alekseandrea wrote:"The not-people of the Nation of The JZJ are the fattest not-people I have ever met. It was so sad visiting there I wanted to cry. They never stopped eating. Everything in the city smelled like soylent green. I could not believe how many morbidly obese non-people I saw hobbling down the street. They all were driven to and Fro via gigantic speeders. They were so big, they had ro roll and they killed anyone still alive. Everything was in ruins. The non-people were so big, the tires on their cars kept popping. The place wasn't crowded, so much as that there was just no room, I was always being gnawed on. I felt very rudely treated because I was a foreigner who was very alive and ate actual food. I felt very sick. Rotting was rampant. Very sad trip"

This is downright, blatent propaganda against The Jedi-Zombi Jezus; being as it is racist, bigoted, discriminatory, and defamatory lies designed as an affront on our Freedoms of Expression, and Religious practice.

**Calls on our teams of lawyers, who restrain JZJ's hand from performing a certain gesture with his thumb and fingers**

Take a look at The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, visit our nation page, view the statistics, and perhaps come and visit...

**Extends hand of diplomacy, with offer of a grand reception party, tour, and closing banquet (with speeches)**

Join us! Together we can... **Voice trails off** Er...

We do not have a problem with obesity (take a look at our statistics on health, and leading causes of death, amongst other things) - Nobody dies of ill-health in our country! No; certainly not!

We do however have a rapidly expanding population, with a welcoming, multifaceted, deep, rich, and diverse culture; united in faith; with an aggressively "pro-worker", "pro-consumer", liberal, democratic, socialist socio-economic model, and a theocratic political establishment/administration...

**John William's "Imperial March" plays out as Jezus walks out**

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Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"Oh goodness that sound even worse! At least back in Vivi lands we have to get your PERMISSION before we eat you!"

We do not seek permission; we do however seek willing converts to our cause, and can be exceptionally persuasive; seeking permission thus becomes a moot point, when the choices are somewhat limited to willing conversion, "deathbed conversion", or death and post-humous conversion and resurrection...

Some may say that this is "carrot and stick", persuasion and coercion, that provides this limited range of choices, but since when has a God offered you more than just the illusion of choice and Free Will?!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This is downright, blatent propaganda against The Jedi-Zombi Jezus; being as it is racist, bigoted, discriminatory, and defamatory lies designed as an affront on our Freedoms of Expression, and Religious practice.

For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Calls on our teams of lawyers, who restrain JZJ's hand from performing a certain gesture with his thumb and fingers**

Be careful! Something might fall off!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Take a look at The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, visit our nation page, view the statistics, and perhaps come and visit...

**Extends hand of diplomacy, with offer of a grand reception party, tour, and closing banquet (with speeches)**

Well, I doubt anyone with half a brain would refuse such a generous offer. It's a real shame I've got the whole thing.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Join us! Together we can... **Voice trails off** Er...

Vandalise temples?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:We do not have a problem with obesity (take a look at our statistics on health, and leading causes of death, amongst other things) - Nobody dies of ill-health in our country! No; certainly not!

Yes, that's because they don't do living.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:We do however have a rapidly expanding population,

Don't you mean rabidly expanding?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:with a welcoming, multifaceted, deep, rich, and diverse culture;

Why do they ever say that about cultures that exist to fuel the tourism?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:united in faith;

I guess it's a no-brainer for your population.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:with an aggressively "pro-worker", "pro-consumer", liberal, democratic, socialist socio-economic model, and a theocratic political establishment/administration...

So they consume the workers, eat whoever they want, vote on ways to eat people, share the eaten and mindlessly accept whatever you tell them?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**John William's "Imperial March" plays out as Jezus walks out**

NOOOOOOO! You ruined that music! Forever!

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hey all

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Republic Of General Warfare wrote:hey all

Hello.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

who here plays roblox

Koznokora wrote:who here plays roblox

"Not I", said the walrus!"

Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Salaxalans wrote:You already have access to the Spiritus infinite supply! :P

Yay!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Deusaetherius wrote:Say goodbye and hit the road

Pack it up and disappear

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Pack it up and disappear

You better have some place to go

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Great British Federation wrote:You better have some place to go

Cause you canÂ’t come back around here

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The Dark Norse wrote:Cause you canÂ’t come back around here

Good goodbye

DonÂ’t you come back no more

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Great British Federation wrote:You better have some place to go

Actually, I do have some place to go, and better songs to be running through my mind...

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I should take a moment to respond to this:-

Alekseandrea wrote:For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible.
- Not true!

Alekseandrea wrote:

Be careful! Something might fall off!

- Not a danger for the devout Jedi-Zombi Jezuit; only a danger to the average, non-religious zombie...

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, I doubt anyone with half a brain would refuse such a generous offer. It's a real shame I've got the whole thing.
- Sounds delicious!

...and I bet you sneaked a visit nonetheless!

Alekseandrea wrote:Vandalise temples?
No, we don't do that - We respect the sacred places of various faiths.

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes, that's because they don't do living.
Your definition of "Life" and "living" may require some modification and/or expansion.

Alekseandrea wrote:Don't you mean rabidly expanding?
The opportunity to make that pun was deliberately lined up - Well done!

Alekseandrea wrote:Why do they ever say that about cultures that exist to fuel the tourism?
Don't the vast majority of advanced cultures invite and welcome tourism? - What's wrong with being a magnet for tourism?
Alekseandrea wrote:I guess it's a no-brainer for your population.
The phrase "no-brainer" in our culture has an entirely different meaning...

Alekseandrea wrote:So they consume the workers, eat whoever they want, vote on ways to eat people, share the eaten and mindlessly accept whatever you tell them?
That's a gross oversimplification, but sounds about right in it's rather limited perception of a greater reality...

Alekseandrea wrote:NOOOOOOO! You ruined that music! Forever!
- You're welcome!

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Falkbreath wrote:What is wrong with the lot of you.....?

I could very well be the expression of but one aspect; one facet of a person with multiple such personalities...??

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Great British Federation wrote:I could very well be the expression of but one aspect; one facet of a person with multiple such personalities...??

How weird! - Me too!!

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Great British Federation wrote:I could very well be the expression of but one aspect; one facet of a person with multiple such personalities...??

The Dark Norse wrote:How weird! - Me too!!

😳😞🤤**Starts freaking out**😨😲😵

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

- You're welcome!

Allow me to ruin it further. What can I say except "you're welcome"?

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The Nether Regions wrote:😳😞🤤**Starts freaking out**😨😲😵

I'm pretty sure we all are somewhere. You know why? Because they finally figure out our greatest, darkest secret. How did they know?!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Pack it up and disappear

I love you XP

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The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Allow me to ruin it further. What can I say except "you're welcome"?

For the tides, the sun, the sky.

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I should take a moment to respond to this:-

- Not true!

All that "god is my father"-stuff when the records clearly say it's supposed to be Joseph...

So you're either adopted or Maria was a very, very naughty girl.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:- Not a danger for the devout Jedi-Zombi Jezuit; only a danger to the average, non-religious zombie...

So you'd rather spend an eternity here than an eternity in paradise?

I think you missed the point.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...and I bet you sneaked a visit nonetheless!

I'm insane, not stupid!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No, we don't do that - We respect the sacred places of various faiths.

Matthew 21:12–17, Mark 11:15–19, Luke 19:45–48, John 2:13–16. You kicked people out and destroyed property!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Your definition of "Life" and "living" may require some modification and/or expansion.

True, plants are also alive. Unless they're dead.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The opportunity to make that pun was deliberately lined up - Well done!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Don't the vast majority of advanced cultures invite and welcome tourism? - What's wrong with being a magnet for tourism?

It turns proud, obsolete cultures into a theme-park version! In your case not much changes, true.

I have nothing against tourism. It's the tourists I can't stand.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The phrase "no-brainer" in our culture has an entirely different meaning...

Does it mean "a mental condition that forces the victim to explain jokes"?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:That's a gross oversimplification, but sounds about right in it's rather limited perception of a greater reality...

All eaten people are volunteers and criminals?

And not volunteering is a crime punishable by being eaten?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:- You're welcome!

You monster!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This is downright, blatent propaganda against The Jedi-Zombi Jezus; being as it is racist, bigoted, discriminatory, and defamatory lies designed as an affront on our Freedoms of Expression, and Religious practice.

**Calls on our teams of lawyers, who restrain JZJ's hand from performing a certain gesture with his thumb and fingers**

Take a look at The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, visit our nation page, view the statistics, and perhaps come and visit...

**Extends hand of diplomacy, with offer of a grand reception party, tour, and closing banquet (with speeches)**

Join us! Together we can... **Voice trails off** Er...

We do not have a problem with obesity (take a look at our statistics on health, and leading causes of death, amongst other things) - Nobody dies of ill-health in our country! No; certainly not!

We do however have a rapidly expanding population, with a welcoming, multifaceted, deep, rich, and diverse culture; united in faith; with an aggressively "pro-worker", "pro-consumer", liberal, democratic, socialist socio-economic model, and a theocratic political establishment/administration...

**John William's "Imperial March" plays out as Jezus walks out**

Propaganda? You are mistaken, sir, we have just over...

*hastily shoves the ministry of defence out of the room*

*locks the door*

Sorry Mark!

We can...dispose of dictators!

Leading cause of death...converting to local religion?

Oh, it's eaten by locals. What?

It's a different way of eating and worshipping, not a different culture.

I'm not going there.

*turns around*

What? Ryan is elected as coordinator of wha...

***end of transmission***

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Ok JZJ, you can stop using all your puppets to make yourself look popular.

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Itrosomia wrote:Ok JZJ, you can stop using all your puppets to make yourself look popular.

Ouch! Burn!

Wait...

You are more cunning than you look...

You are one of them! That would explain everything!

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Alekseandrea wrote:Ouch! Burn!

Wait...

You are more cunning than you look...

You are one of them! That would explain everything!

No.

I experiment on brains, I don't eat them.

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Itrosomia wrote:No.

I experiment on brains, I don't eat them.

So you admit it!

*Alekseandrea points a finger accusingly in Itrosomia's general direction.*

You perform culinairy expirements on brains for your lord and puppetmaster JZJ!

*Dun. Dun. DUUUUUUUUN.*

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Itrosomia wrote:Ok JZJ, you can stop using all your puppets to make yourself look popular.

I believe that by my puppets liking most (but not all) of the posts that I like, I am not the only one being made to look more popular than they really are...

Alekseandrea wrote:Ouch! Burn!

Wait...

You are more cunning than you look...

You are one of them! That would explain everything!

Not quite a burn; more a pleasant warm glow of a feeling!😁

**Extends arms and offers you two a hug**🤗😏

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Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Alekseandrea wrote:So you admit it!

*Alekseandrea points a finger accusingly in Itrosomia's general direction.*

You perform culinairy expirements on brains for your lord and puppetmaster JZJ!

*Dun. Dun. DUUUUUUUUN.*

Yes [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation], what is the latest speciality of the house?! - Tell me your latest taste sensation! - Sell it to me!! 😂🤣

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I believe that by my puppets liking most (but not all) of the posts that I like, I am not the only one being made to look more popular than they really are...Not quite a burn; more a pleasant warm glow of a feeling!😁

**Extends arms and offers you two a hug**🤗😏

*slowly backs away*

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