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Dusk Station wrote:No "None of the Above" option for those of us who hate the holidays?

:c

Those who hate the holidays can surely just refuse to participate

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Those who hate the holidays can surely just refuse to participate

But what if I like showing my dislike for the holidays? :P

Anyway, away I goooooo (to sleepland)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Those who hate the holidays can surely just refuse to participate

The voice of the vocal minorities must be heard!

Or they'll become more vocal!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

Alekseandrea wrote:The voice of the vocal minorities must be heard!

Or they'll become more vocal!

Nah, someone call the Horsean Federation, guaranteed to run over the minorities without much trouble.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[sub]Let us test that ignorant belligerence...[/sub]☃

🎉Announcing the release of our latest poll!🎊

...'tis the Season afterall!🎄🎁🛍🎅

Where is my "sleeping" option?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Statens wrote:Where is my "sleeping" option?

Unfortunately, there is a limit as to how many options you can have in a poll - If I were to include all the infinitely weird, wonderful, eccentric, eclectic, surreal, and sublime possibilities we may need to build another Universe just to fit them all in...

Matrixulated, Parrona, Statens, The Republic Of Parrona, Raptor Jezus

Raptor Jezus wrote:You've changed since you were me! - Perhaps inhabiting the soft, pale, weak, and squidgy body of the descendants of damned dirty apes; themselves the descendants of the little rodent-like creatures we used to stomp on when you were me has changed us?! - Well not me!! *ROARS LOUDLY*

Humans didn’t defend from apes, as they each split down a separate evolutionary branch. Their relation is that that they share a common ancestor. And besides, not all apes are dirty, take for example the spiritus monkey butler, Jonathan.

Matrixulated

Raptor Jezus wrote:You've changed since you were me! - Perhaps inhabiting the soft, pale, weak, and squidgy body of the descendants of damned dirty apes; themselves the descendants of the little rodent-like creatures we used to stomp on when you were me has changed us?! - Well not me!! *ROARS LOUDLY*

To be fair to apes, they are eligible for uplifting, walruses and lions however, are not.

Orcas, wolves, parrots, trouts and even eagles are better candidates compared to walruses.

(That's for allowing auto-correct to form your words)

Itrosomia wrote:Humans didn’t defend from apes, as they each split down a separate evolutionary branch. Their relation is that that they share a common ancestor. And besides, not all apes are dirty, take for example the spiritus monkey butler, Jonathan.

Matrixulated, Raptor Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Humans didn’t defend from apes, as they each split down a separate evolutionary branch. Their relation is that that they share a common ancestor. And besides, not all apes are dirty, take for example the spiritus monkey butler, Jonathan.

Whaaaaaaat the fuhhh . . . O_O

Parrona wrote:To be fair to apes, they are eligible for uplifting, walruses and lions however, are not.

Orcas, wolves, parrots, trouts and even eagles are better candidates compared to walruses.

(That's for allowing auto-correct to form your words)

Dammit! Beaten to the beat-down . . . Bah! Humbug!

Still . . . here's hoping Santa brings me the means to eradicate lard from the planet Earth.

Not many evolutionary branches on that tree.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Salmonan, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona, Raptor Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Whaaaaaaat the fuhhh . . . O_O

Dammit! Beaten to the beat-down . . . Bah! Humbug!

Still . . . here's hoping Santa brings me the means to eradicate lard from the planet Earth.

Not many evolutionary branches on that tree.

M.

Was worried that the walruses shut you down, good to see you.

(It would be humiliating for an AI to be shut down by walruses)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus

Aaraksburg wrote:Was worried that the walruses shut you down, good to see you.

(It would be humiliating for an AI to be shut down by walruses)

So, is Matrixulated going to go on a xenocide spree?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote: . . . here's hoping Santa brings me the means to eradicate lard from the planet Earth.

Not many evolutionary branches on that tree.

M.

He will not give you the means to eradicate lard, he will give walruses the means to eradicate lard, it's called coal.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I see Spiritus appears to be somewhat lacking when it comes to engaging with the Christmas spirit! - Your Founder seems to be stuck, perhaps possessed by the evil spirits of All Hallows Eve, you have a zombie "Pollster", and your poll indicates your fellow regional residents are not sharing in the good tidings of comfort and joy, nor full of giddy apprehension of the sound of jingle bells, reindeer hooves beating your rooftops, or the jolly refrain of yours truly...

Enjoy your deliveries of coal!

HO! HO!! HO!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:I see Spiritus appears to be somewhat lacking when it comes to engaging with the Christmas spirit! - Your Founder seems to be stuck, perhaps possessed by the evil spirits of All Hallows Eve, you have a zombie "Pollster", and your poll indicates your fellow regional residents are not sharing in the good tidings of comfort and joy, nor full of giddy apprehension of the sound of jingle bells, reindeer hooves beating your rooftops, or the jolly refrain of yours truly...

Enjoy your deliveries of coal!

HO! HO!! HO!!!

Ah, it's that time of the year again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:I see Spiritus appears to be somewhat lacking when it comes to engaging with the Christmas spirit! - Your Founder seems to be stuck, perhaps possessed by the evil spirits of All Hallows Eve, you have a zombie "Pollster", and your poll indicates your fellow regional residents are not sharing in the good tidings of comfort and joy, nor full of giddy apprehension of the sound of jingle bells, reindeer hooves beating your rooftops, or the jolly refrain of yours truly...

Enjoy your deliveries of coal!

HO! HO!! HO!!!

Thanks! I will

Matrixulated, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:I see Spiritus appears to be somewhat lacking when it comes to engaging with the Christmas spirit! - Your Founder seems to be stuck, perhaps possessed by the evil spirits of All Hallows Eve, you have a zombie "Pollster", and your poll indicates your fellow regional residents are not sharing in the good tidings of comfort and joy, nor full of giddy apprehension of the sound of jingle bells, reindeer hooves beating your rooftops, or the jolly refrain of yours truly...

Enjoy your deliveries of coal!

HO! HO!! HO!!!

Doesn't matter, it's not like Christmas is popular here.

Shame, you should fly here one day, and enjoy the kinetic artillery, and that's if you manage to take to space.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Raptor Jezus

3 people have picked roast potatoes?!

Sacrilege - how dare you roast baby potata!

In other news, my tax rate has doubled and average income halved thanks to one issue. I really hate nationstates sometimes...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Quaterna wrote:3 people have picked roast potatoes?!

Sacrilege - how dare you roast baby potata!...

I can assure you that the potatoes🥔 are given a good life; settling in a good area, with quality earthy, peaty soil; growing organically with the very best 🐴horse manure; allowed to mature to a ripe old age and then specially selected, cleansed🚿 in spa-like🛀🏽 facilities, massaged with oils, and given the very best "send off"...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

Bruddhistan wrote:I can assure you that the potatoes🥔 are given a good life; settling in a good area, with quality earthy, peaty soil; growing organically with the very best 🐴horse manure; allowed to mature to a ripe old age and then specially selected, cleansed🚿 in spa-like🛀🏽 facilities, massaged with oils, and given the very best "send off"...

The Imperial Potata is seriously offended!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Humans didn’t descend from apes, as they each split down a separate evolutionary branch. Their relation is that that they share a common ancestor. And besides, not all apes are dirty, take for example the spiritus monkey butler, Jonathan.

(1) Fixed that for you!

(2) Take note! -

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Primates

Suborder: Haplorhini

Infraorder: Simiiformes

Family: Hominidae

Genus: Homo

Species: Homo sapiens

- You did descend from Apes (Primates), just not the same types of Apes that are alive and well today...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Ubermenschen, The Republic Of Parrona

Quaterna wrote:The Imperial Potata is seriously offended!

*breaks alliance with Quaterna*

*forms one with the U.N.E; the biggest and only exporter of potatoes, chocolate, corn, sunflower, rose, carrots and alcohol*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Raptor Jezus wrote:(1) Fixed that for you!

(2) Take note! -

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Primates

Suborder: Haplorhini

Infraorder: Simiiformes

Family: Hominidae

Genus: Homo

Species: Homo sapiens

- You did descend from Apes (Primates), just not the same types of Apes that are alive and well today...

Raptors are not as suitable for uplifting, wait your turn while we uplift the dolphins.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatoes need no uplifting.

Root and stem, they are tuberlicious life!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Love the color of the gloves . . . very cosmopolitan.

Ahhh Spuddles. Putting the ignorance in the RMB for village idiots everywhere.

Huzzah!

M.

My loving Uncle.

The ghost of Christmas past-being-relevant!

H.

U.

Z.

Z.

A.

H.!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Potatoes need no uplifting.

Root and stem, they are tuberlicious life!

Huzzah!

Of course, we need not uplift food to enjoy it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Raptor Jezus

Salmonan wrote:Of course, we need not uplift food to enjoy it.

Doth not the hand raise the fork to thine lips?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Doth not the hand raise the fork to thine lips?

Not that, we mean technologically uplifting primitives, meanwhile, we are busy at the moment.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Not that, we mean technologically uplifting primitives, meanwhile, we are busy at the moment.
Knowest me by now, doest thou not?! - I'm deliberately being silly...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Knowest me by now, doest thou not?! - I'm deliberately being silly...

Yeah, I'm currently rep...

*gets hit by notification spam*

...a bunch of Battlefleets went down, this is expensive.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sanjurika

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:Raptors are not as suitable for uplifting...

You cannot "uplift" that which has already risen beyond your reach...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Potatoes need no uplifting.

Root and stem, they are tuberlicious life!

Huzzah!

Everything grows and raises itself up to its natural heights...

...some things just naturally rise higher than others.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have decided to return the following nations to the restful sleep from which I raised them:-

Celtia Cymru

Spitzen-Polish

The Dark Norse

The Nether Regions

They will CTE 28 Days Later from the time of this post...

I changed my mind! - I can't let these puppets die!

- I should atleast let them grow to a reasonable size before allowing them to retire and take a long deserved rest!

Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I changed my mind! - I can't let these puppets die!

- I should atleast let them grow to a reasonable size before allowing them to retire and take a long deserved rest!

Specially that Nether Regions one. Such class.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Salmonan wrote:So, is Matrixulated going to go on a xenocide spree?

Control_Alt_De-lard.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:My loving Uncle.

The ghost of Christmas past-being-relevant!

H.

U.

Z.

Z.

A.

H.!

Bought you a new head-protector and crayons for Christmas. Muppet!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Specially that Nether Regions one. Such class.

Interesting...

This raises the question (to be answered by anyone who cares to); which of my currently active puppet nations do you like best? (and why?)...

[spoiler=The List]

Animal Farmerica,

Auztraalia,

Bruddhistan,

Celtia Cymru,

Eastazia,

Eurasian Alliance,

Great British Federation,

Greater Brazilistan,

Iberian Dominion,

Light Balkanic Vinegga,

Marli,

Raptor Jezus,

Schitzen-Giggels,

Spitzen-Polish,

The Dark Norse,

The Nether Regions

[/spoiler]

Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus

Raptor Jezus wrote:You cannot "uplift" that which has already risen beyond your reach...Everything grows and raises itself up to its natural heights...

...some things just naturally rise higher than others.

Alright then...

*tut tut tut tut ching!*

(Parronia has changed their diplomatic status with us: justifying war)

Raptor Jezus wrote:You cannot "uplift" that which has already risen beyond your reach...Everything grows and raises itself up to its natural heights...

...some things just naturally rise higher than others.

Yes, Battlefleets rise higher than any planet-bound species.

Let's recreate that incident with that asteroid, except, let's increase the speed on this one, by a little...

*attaches warp drive onto asteroid*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Gib... Clay...

Northern Sunrise Islands, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Birlykhstan wrote:Gib... Clay...

no, go aways

(reference: https://i.redd.it/nge2nb4tjtfz.png )

Northern Sunrise Islands, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Merry 📈Capitalism💰 & Happy New 💸Debt📉!

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

Animal Farmerica wrote:Merry 📈Capitalism💰 & Happy New 💸Debt📉!

May you exploit your free time this holiday...

Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

Great British Federation wrote:May you exploit your free time this holiday...

...Like the bourgeoisie exploit the working man.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

The Nether Regions wrote:...Like the bourgeoisie exploit the working man.

May your Christmas be as glorious...

Northern Sunrise Islands, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Ubermenschen

Eastazia wrote:May your Christmas be as glorious...

...as the 1917 Revolution.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ubermenschen

Eurasian Alliance wrote:...as the 1917 Revolution.

I hope you lose your Christmas weight...

Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

Bruddhistan wrote:I hope you lose your Christmas weight...

...and The Proletariat lose their chains.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

Eurasian Alliance wrote:...and The Proletariat lose their chains.

I hope that both snow, and the Capitalist system, fall this Christmas!

Northern Sunrise Islands, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus

I wish you a Merry Christmas. May the fascists and capitalist pigs...

Northern Sunrise Islands

Great British Federation wrote:May you exploit your free time this holiday...

The Nether Regions wrote:...Like the bourgeoisie exploit the working man.

Eastazia wrote:May your Christmas be as glorious...

Eurasian Alliance wrote:...as the 1917 Revolution.

Bruddhistan wrote:I hope you lose your Christmas weight...

Eurasian Alliance wrote:...and the Proletariat lose their chains.

Eastazia wrote:I hope that both snow, and the Capitalist system, fall this Christmas!

BAH! HUMBUG!!

Northern Sunrise Islands, Legendus, Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus, Birlykhstan

Parrona wrote:Yes, Battlefleets rise higher than any planet-bound species.

Let's recreate that incident with that asteroid, except, let's increase the speed on this one, by a little...

*attaches warp drive onto asteroid*

Who said we are a planet-bound species?! - We have had many more millions of years of biological, cultural, economic, and technological evolution than you filthy mammals...

- How do you think we avoided that asteroid 65 million years ago?! - We left Earth behind!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Raptor Jezus wrote:Who said we are a planet-bound species?! - We have had many more millions of years of biological, cultural, economic, and technological evolution than you filthy mammals...

- How do you think we avoided that asteroid 65 million years ago?! - We left Earth behind!

Owwala achieves intergalactic travel in 6,000 years, also, you do know that you are talking to a reptilian official in a nation with an avian majority? I'm afraid that the UNE is not here.

(Parronia changes its planetary bombing stance to: Armageddon)

Best navy in the universe, uncontested in quality.

(quantity however...)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Bought you a new head-protector and crayons for Christmas. Muppet!

M.

I got you a box of 'Depends'.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Republic Of Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Interesting...

This raises the question (to be answered by anyone who cares to); which of my currently active puppet nations do you like best? (and why?)...

[spoiler=The List]

Animal Farmerica,

Auztraalia,

Bruddhistan,

Celtia Cymru,

Eastazia,

Eurasian Alliance,

Great British Federation,

Greater Brazilistan,

Iberian Dominion,

Light Balkanic Vinegga,

Marli,

Raptor Jezus,

Schitzen-Giggels,

Spitzen-Polish,

The Dark Norse,

The Nether Regions

[/spoiler]

Hometown bias pushes me in favour of Greater Brazilistan, although The Nether Regions has the class.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Office of the Ambassador - 12/25/2017

Happy Holidays everyone!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Merry Christmas from Texas.

The Salaxalans

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Hometown bias pushes me in favour of Greater Brazilistan, although The Nether Regions has the class.

So a Brazilian Nether Regions is right up your alley?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 😂

Northern Sunrise Islands, Parrona

Parrona wrote:Owwala achieves intergalactic travel in 6,000 years, also, you do know that you are talking to a reptilian official in a nation with an avian majority? I'm afraid that the UNE is not here.

(Parronia changes its planetary bombing stance to: Armageddon)

Best navy in the universe, uncontested in quality.

(quantity however...)

Nice, it's cute that you still need ships!

Pffft!! "Navy"?! *Laughs*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Raptor Jezus wrote:Nice, it's cute that you still need ships!

Pffft!! "Navy"?! *Laughs*

You're talking about those in the water, I assume, we call them naval craft, few and far between, mostly ceremonial.

Visari loyalists defeated, war takes toll.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:So a Brazilian Nether Regions is right up your alley?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 😂

If it's a she, I'd be interested, sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Parrona

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:If it's a she, I'd be interested, sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alright, I have a room for you, it's on the highest level, also, it's SGD500 per day, gotta maintain the standards, you know.

New poll!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Quaterna

Hope you all had a good Christmas! :D

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Cetaceon

Post self-deleted by The Dark Norse.

I'd just like to say; my population has now reached 🎉5 BILLION!!!🎊

https://youtu.be/8Sz6shBVAJo

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Auztraalia, Cetaceon, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'd just like to say; my population has now reached 🎉5 BILLION!!!🎊

https://youtu.be/8Sz6shBVAJo

How do they... erhm... you keep it all... together?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:How do they... erhm... you keep it all... together?

The Force

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Hope you all had a good Christmas! :D

I drew a game against Troyes on FIFA during Christmas. What a gift!

Alekseandrea wrote:How do they... erhm... you keep it all... together?

Godmodding, isn't it obvious? That's JZJ we're talking about, after all.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.

WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I GOT BOOZE IF Y'ALL WOULD LIKE TO CELEBRATE.

NOT ON MY LAWN THOUGH.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.

WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I GOT BOOZE IF Y'ALL WOULD LIKE TO CELEBRATE.

NOT ON MY LAWN THOUGH.

For your convenience, I will levitate everyone that visits to partake in said booze, over your lawn...

*Sets up anti-gravity field over Grandpa's lawn*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:For you convenience, I will levitate everyone that visits to partake in said booze, over your lawn...

*Sets up anti-gravity field over Grandpa's lawn*

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.

WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I GOT BOOZE IF Y'ALL WOULD LIKE TO CELEBRATE.

NOT ON MY LAWN THOUGH.

Is it wine, beer, or vodka?

First time posting anything here, but as a new semester rolls in, as do all of the emails from teachers about what classes expect. My social studies teacher is going to give extra credit to whoever creates the most successful NationState, with the requirement it has to be new. She defined successful as having the best economy, with the most political freedoms and highest civil rights. As I am going to be creating a new nation, I was just wondering if you guys would have any tips.

Matrixulated, Statens

Post self-deleted by Hagalaz And Dagaz.

Hagalaz And Dagaz wrote:Is it me, or is the system here super corrupt internally here? You've had one delegate through a span of five years!

TRR just elected a new one, but there is literally nothing happening here in the government!

Over here in TRR Kandarin served as delegate for 7 consecutive years and it was glorious. The people of Spiritus have spoken and chosen their delegate. He must be doing a good job to retain the position for so long. If you don't like it then work your way up the ranks, get experience and run for delegate yourself like everyone else.

The Salaxalans, Catalyse, Alekseandrea

The Church Of Satan wrote:Over here in TRR Kandarin served as delegate for 7 consecutive years and it was glorious. The people of Spiritus have spoken and chosen their delegate. He must be doing a good job to retain the position for so long. If you don't like it then work your way up the ranks, get experience and run for delegate yourself like everyone else.

Can confirm Salaxalans is a day 1 baller

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Reborpicdo wrote:First time posting anything here, but as a new semester rolls in, as do all of the emails from teachers about what classes expect. My social studies teacher is going to give extra credit to whoever creates the most successful NationState, with the requirement it has to be new. She defined successful as having the best economy, with the most political freedoms and highest civil rights. As I am going to be creating a new nation, I was just wondering if you guys would have any tips.

I do, since she said nothing about economic freedom, try communism. Or, make like 7 different accounts and try different strategies for each. And once yo get really good in them, just stop taking issues.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hatsofftoyou

Parrona wrote:Is it wine, beer, or vodka?

WINE... BEER... WHISKY...

BUT VODKA? NAH, SON. NONE OF THAT RUSKIE COMMIE SH!T.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WINE... BEER... WHISKY...

BUT VODKA? NAH, SON. NONE OF THAT RUSKIE COMMIE SH!T.

Sooo . . . is [I]French[/I] wine, [I]German[/I] beer, or [I]Scottish[/I] whisky OK to bring along?

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WINE... BEER... WHISKY...

BUT VODKA? NAH, SON. NONE OF THAT RUSKIE COMMIE SH!T.

*brings in Finnish vodka*

This is not Russian, and is made by exploiting illegal immigrants, so it is made by corrupt and unethical local means.

A good vodka is just a drink that could only be made by Russians everyone.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WINE... BEER... WHISKY...

BUT VODKA? NAH, SON. NONE OF THAT RUSKIE COMMIE SH!T.

Um, Asia is celebrating the New Year first, so, if you don't mind...

*borrows OGG's booze supply for 10 hours*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Kautas, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Beer tastes like water that has been stagnant (for god knows how long) to me, I don't know why.

Matrixulated

Salmonan wrote:Beer tastes like water that has been stagnant (for god knows how long) to me, I don't know why.

When in doubt, go with Merlot, or Champagne.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aaraksburg wrote:When in doubt, go with Merlot, or Champagne.

I'm a whisky man myself🥃

Cheers for the New Year's!

Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, Marli, Kautas, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm a whisky man myself🥃

Cheers for the New Year's!

Really? 😯

I thought you were [I]THE[/I] water into wine guy, no?

[I]Huzzah![/I]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Happy new year guys! :) glad to see the group still alive. I’ll probably be back playing this game in a few months

Matrixulated, Kautas, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I wish everyone a happy new year!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Really? 😯

I thought you were [I]THE[/I] water into wine guy, no?

[I]Huzzah![/I]

That old trick?!

- I did that like 2000 years ago; in Roman times! - They liked wine!🏺🥂🍾

- Beer🍺 and wine🍷 are fine, but "Holy Water" (as I call it) has a little fire and spirit to it!🥃

Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Flowrisa, Parrona, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Sooo . . . is [I]French[/I] wine, [I]German[/I] beer, or [I]Scottish[/I] whisky OK to bring along?

M.

SURE, WHO CARES.

Parrona wrote:*brings in Finnish vodka*

This is not Russian, and is made by exploiting illegal immigrants, so it is made by corrupt and unethical local means.

A good vodka is just a drink that could only be made by Russians everyone.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

The Republic Of Parrona wrote:Um, Asia is celebrating the New Year first, so, if you don't mind...

*borrows OGG's booze supply for 10 hours*

YOU BASTARDS.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Happy New Year! Make the best out of it!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens

AWW CRAP my nation that's been around for like 3 years just died...I was too bus to keep checking it...ugghhgh

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :P

Oh was that yesterday? Whoops...

Matrixulated, Bonaether, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens

[spoiler=I'm back]

And freezing

Seriously it's 1 degree Fahrenheit here (-17 Celsius)

I have a blanket in my locker. Everywhere is cold.

Thoughts and struggles of your own?

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Bonaether, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Eurotranrussialvanermany wrote:AWW CRAP my nation that's been around for like 3 years just died...I was too bus to keep checking it...ugghhgh

Welcome back!

Thank the Lord that while you were near-dead the other Lord, (JayZeeJay) didn't garlic butter-you-up for a festive feast.

(Ooooh, not this one, not this time Lord JayZeeJay!)

M.

Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Statens wrote:[spoiler=I'm back]

And freezing

Seriously it's 1 degree Fahrenheit here (-17 Celsius)

I have a blanket in my locker. Everywhere is cold.

Thoughts and struggles of your own?

[/spoiler]

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey here in Maryland, USA!

The Baltimore Ravens just sh¡t the bed, at home, on Sunday, (roflmfao) and missed the NFL post-season play-offs!

Everyone around here is bitching and end-of-the-world-ing!

I'm a Vikings fan! Go Vikes! Skol!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens

Happy New Year. May 2018 be better than 17.

The Salaxalans, Statens

Matrixulated wrote:Welcome back!

Thank the Lord that while you were near-dead the other Lord, (JayZeeJay) didn't garlic butter-you-up for a festive feast.

(Ooooh, not this one, not this time Lord JayZeeJay!)

M.

**Grabs leftover (over a day old) Popcornistan**

[sub](Popcornistan ceased to exist in Spiritus 1 day 8 hours ago)[/sub]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Raptor Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Grabs leftover (over a day old) Popcornistan**

[sub](Popcornistan ceased to exist in Spiritus 1 day 8 hours ago)[/sub]

I get this sudden urge to start researching cure missiles.

I can't say why.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Raptor Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:I get this sudden urge to start researching cure missiles.

I can't say why.

Hmm. Same here

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus

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