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Hello! I have been on NS for a while and I made a new nation not too long ago. I am interested in this region.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Nahri

Procteram wrote:Hello! I have been on NS for a while and I made a new nation not too long ago. I am interested in this region.

Welcome new friend! Welcome to Spiritus!

Matrixulated, Procteram

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Or indeed you! *licks lips and salivates profusely*I on the other hand am not opposed to such activities amongst my citizens!

Would you be interested to acquire cloned human tissue?

Only rejected tissue can be acquired, but just imagine what new flavours you could discover!

(We do not claim responsibility for traces of lead, alcohol, radiation, fungus, AI, mutation,

self-ressurection, hippies

(this is an incomplete list for more information contact our customer services))

(Any aggressive action to our nation and (most of) it's people can and will be answered by engulfing your pathetic little nation in nuclear hellfire. Total nuclear annihilation. Because we can. )

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Welcome, [nation=short]Procteram[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated

I'm new here and I don't know want am I going to do next.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Would you be interested to acquire cloned human tissue?

Only rejected tissue can be acquired, but just imagine what new flavours you could discover!

(We do not claim responsibility for traces of lead, alcohol, radiation, fungus, AI, mutation,

self-ressurection, hippies

(this is an incomplete list for more information contact our customer services))

(Any aggressive action to our nation and (most of) it's people can and will be answered by engulfing your pathetic little nation in nuclear hellfire. Total nuclear annihilation. Because we can. )

You can't kill what is already dead, you can't nuke a nation of people who'd take that hit and just come back stronger, angrier, and hungrier!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Unreachable Nation wrote:I'm new here and I don't know want am I going to do next.

I would recommend exploring the forums and seeing what you like, that is what I did a few months ago and now I am in the diplomatic service.

Matrixulated, Unreachable Nation

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You can't kill what is already dead, you can't nuke a nation of people who'd take that hit and just come back stronger, angrier, and hungrier!

In this particular case the purpose of our most glorious potentual nuclear endeavour would be to level all structures and prevent retaliation with some EMP-bursts.

Which means that your citizens will be prime cannon-fodder for our napalm strikes and artillery.

Stronger, angrier, and hungrier piles of ash and splattered filth fail to intimidate me.

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

This poll has the ability to track the regions patriotism.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Dead or alive, I do not want Jay-Zee-Jay munching on my bum.

My glutes! My choice!

And I will be bathing in Garlic oil from this day forth.

M.

WTF IS GOING ON GUYS :0

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Nixon campaign jingles ??

Really?

How old ARE you ???

"I am not a crook!"

Yeah, Nixon. A man of unimpeachable integrity & character.

:P

M.

Younger than the hills and older than my teeth. Survived the Carter years in the military and the Reagan years in the Silicon Valley. Can't say I'd recommend them, either...

Matrixulated, Phonexia

I think The Jedi-Zombi Jezus needs to go on a diet.

12 hours ago: Breant ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Beanserland ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Zachura ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Juliuszel ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Brackaria ceased to exist.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Dead or alive, I do not want Jay-Zee-Jay munching on my bum.

My glutes! My choice!

And I will be bathing in Garlic oil from this day forth.

M.

I said Zombies like Garlic because it keeps away Vampires (who we don't like) - You're only making it worse for yourself!

*Salivates about your Garlic-buttered Glutes!*

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea

Darkweb wrote:I think The Jedi-Zombi Jezus needs to go on a diet.

12 hours ago: Breant ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Beanserland ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Zachura ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Juliuszel ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Brackaria ceased to exist.

Nice to see that my posts on the subject, have embedded the idea of me devouring all nations that cease to exist, permanently in your mind...

Matrixulated, Zahmoonduh, Alekseandrea

Darkweb wrote:I think The Jedi-Zombi Jezus needs to go on a diet.

12 hours ago: Breant ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Beanserland ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Zachura ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Juliuszel ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Brackaria ceased to exist.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Nice to see that my posts on the subject, have embedded the idea of me devouring all nations that cease to exist, permanently in your mind...

YOU MONSTER!

IT'S NOT AN IDEA!

IT'S A FACT!

You slaughter defenceless nations and encourage Zombie-ism.

You are so evil, I would consider offering you a job.

If you weren't a Zombie-ist or victim of my (alas) completely hypothetical plans.

I have standards.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jellal

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I said Zombies like Garlic because it keeps away Vampires (who we don't like) - You're only making it worse for yourself!

*Salivates about your Garlic-buttered Glutes!*

*face-palm*

Doh !!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Well, I think I know the perfect solution to all of this zombie nonsense....

*hops aboard a Duskian warship and heads to orbit to watch the chaos unfold and munch on popcorn*

*makes sure that the crew is not zombified*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Jellal, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:*face-palm*

Doh !!

M.

Max Brooks

The Zombie survival guide

You might want to read this book.

Fast. Really fast.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Red Dusk wrote:Well, I think I know the perfect solution to all of this zombie nonsense....

*hops aboard a Duskian warship and heads to orbit to watch the chaos unfold and munch on popcorn*

*makes sure that the crew is not zombified*

Don't forget to check for alien monstrosities with nasty habits. Like killing your crew.

Or multiplying and killing your crew.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia

Alekseandrea wrote:Don't forget to check for alien monstrosities with nasty habits. Like killing your crew.

Or multiplying and killing your crew.

Or the preserved body of Richard Nixon taking over the ship proclaiming "I am not a crook" in his inauguration as "Nixon Now" starts blasting over the intercom.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Phonexia wrote:Or the preserved body of Richard Nixon taking over the ship proclaiming "I am not a crook" in his inauguration as "Nixon Now" starts blasting over the intercom.

Meh,

I only fear competent threats and incompetent allies.

He doesn't fall in any of those categories.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Meh,

I only fear competent threats and incompetent allies.

He doesn't fall in any of those categories.

Truth to tell, perhaps you should fear competent allies and incompetent threats, they are much more likely to get you into trouble...

The preserved body of Dick Nixon, not a problem. The preserved head of Dick Nixon, premise for a TV series...

Matrixulated

hi, im new

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Truth to tell, perhaps you should fear competent allies and incompetent threats, they are much more likely to get you into trouble...

The preserved body of Dick Nixon, not a problem. The preserved head of Dick Nixon, premise for a TV series...

Futurama spinoff:

Nixon and friendish things:

The quest for more money!

Matrixulated

How do you get rid of a nation that isn't yours (zombies)

Matrixulated

Hi, [nation=short]The Kingdom of Dainty Rapture[/nation]! Welcome! :D

[nation=short]Sol heathcliff[/nation], what do you mean?

Matrixulated

The Kingdom Of Dainty Rapture wrote:hi, im new

Welcome. I'll recommend exploring the forums as I had said earlier. I was new a few short months ago and I am having a great time. Also the IRCChat is its own level of crazy you must experience.

Matrixulated

Secondly, watch out for zombies and Richard Nixon. Finally, do not steal all of the potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Hi, [nation=short]The Kingdom of Dainty Rapture[/nation]! Welcome! :D

[nation=short]Sol heathcliff[/nation], what do you mean?

well they were saying that they had gotten rid of contries up there in the forums so I was wondering if they made those just to get rid of them?

Matrixulated

Post by Zombie Hordes suppressed by a moderator.

Sol Heathcliff wrote:How do you get rid of a nation that isn't yours (zombies)

Keep active, respond to issues every single day. Then you'll only have to worry about zombies on apocalypse days, generally around April Fool's Day and Halloween. Otherwise just talk to them, or ignore them, as you like...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Zombie Hordes wrote:Braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins?

*knock knock knock*

Hello Zombie Hordes, I am pleased to see you have embraced Zombification, however I am concerned about the spiritual welfare of your citizens - They lack faith and are without the strong unifying, and guiding, force of a farcical religion! Could I ask perhaps, if you could spare a moment to talk about God?!

*Sticks foot in door, displaying ingratiating smile filled with teeth littered by the debris of former victims*

Matrixulated, Marli, Alekseandrea, Mob Barley

Hmmm... a visit from a DEN raider nation?

Matrixulated, Marli

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hmmm... a visit from a DEN raider nation?

You're paranoid.

It's only an evil nation of zombie-lovers.

...

...

Fine, I'll admit it's weird.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Mob Barley

Phonexia wrote:Secondly, watch out for zombies and Richard Nixon. Finally, do not steal all of the potatoes.

Now THAT should be on the Spiritus flag, for sure.

The Salaxalans, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Marli, Jellal, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:You're paranoid.

It's only an evil nation of zombie-lovers.

...

...

Fine, I'll admit it's weird.

Paranoia strikes deep

Into your life it will creep

It starts when you're always afraid

Step out of line, the man come and take you away

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:You're paranoid.

It's only an evil nation of zombie-lovers.

...

...

Fine, I'll admit it's weird.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean you're not being followed...

And when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro~Hunter S. Thompson

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea, Mob Barley

Lol I remember the recruitment letter from Spiritus: "I'm sure this is the millionth one you got, but..."

I knew Spiritus was in the right mind.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Not a reflection on my last comment, but does it seem to you guys like the only reason they're repealing the resolution at vote is for grammatical errors? I'm all for grammar, but I wouldn't repeal a resolution for just that.

Matrixulated

Yeup. Iss sayms loik it.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Yeup. Iss sayms loik it.

M.

U WOT M8? GAMMER IS BLO0DY IMPORTNT. IF EWE D0N'T USE PROP3R GRAMM@R AND SPELLING, EYE'LL BASH YER EAD IN!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Yeup. Iss sayms loik it.

M.

Eurotranrussialvanermany wrote:U WOT M8? GAMMER IS BLO0DY IMPORTNT. IF EWE D0N'T USE PROP3R GRAMM@R AND SPELLING, EYE'LL BASH YER EAD IN!

Damn you! - Poor linguistic skills, as indicated and displayed by usage of poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation, makes zombies like us mad, because instincts tell us your brains wouldn't cover a small water-biscuit! - Thus we become enraged by the poor nutritional content of the fare on offer; enraged by an unsatiated hunger, we rip you apart, nibble on your bones, and moan for a better educational system behind future victims...

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Marli, Alekseandrea, Mob Barley

Let's eat Matrixulated!

Or

Let's eat, Matrixulated!

- Grammar saves lives!!

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Grammar saves lives!!

Wait... why would I wanna do dat?! F*ck grammar!!

*Munches on small brain paté on waifer thin rye crackers*

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Marli, Alekseandrea

Is the poor The UnOrthodox Church of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus having an identity crisis? Run away, I don't want to be there when his ego implodes...

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I'm back! (I have spent time in this region before)...

- I see Jedi-Zombi Jezus is still here!

- Hello everyone!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mob Barley

Marli wrote:I'm back! (I have spent time in this region before)...

- I see Jedi-Zombi Jezus is still here!

- Hello everyone!!

⬆I followed him!⬆

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli

🚓🚔🚑🚒🚧 Ooh RMB page 911! 🚧🚒🚑🚔🚓

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli

What a mighty fine nation you have there [nation=short]marli[/nation].

Matrixulated, Marli

Mob Barley wrote:What a mighty fine nation you have there [nation=short]marli[/nation].

Why thank you, [nation=short]Mob Barley[/nation]! I see you were only recently founded - Hmm... Now this is a bit weird!

Matrixulated, Bruddhistan, Mob Barley

Marli wrote:Why thank you, [nation=short]Mob Barley[/nation]! I see you were only recently founded - Hmm... Now this is a bit weird!

Like going to a party, and we're both wearing the same dress?

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

Mob Barley wrote:Like going to a party, and we're both wearing the same dress?

Den you should probably go change.

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

The Most Obvious Puppet wrote:Den you should probably go change.

I watch the ripples change their size

But never leave the stream

Of warm impermanence and

So the days float through my eyes

But still the days seem the same

Matrixulated

Mob Barley wrote:I watch the ripples change their size

But never leave the stream

Of warm impermanence and

So the days float through my eyes

But still the days seem the same

You should be insulting his spelling.

See?

The Most Obvious Puppet wrote:Den you...

Poetry is not an argument.

It's written by people with too much time on their hands.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

This RMB page is a conspiracy.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Spiritus Sam wrote:This RMB page is a conspiracy.

You found only one conspiracy?

I can only envy your ignorance.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Spiritus Sam wrote:This RMB page is a conspiracy.

I dunno if'n I gots the time t'be in 'nother conspiracy. I ferget who I'm rulin' the world fer now...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

12 hours ago: The kigyar ceased to exist.

12 hours ago: Badwolf666 ceased to exist.

Jeez that was a light breakfast! - I'm still hungry!! Perhaps it's time to toast Bob Marli, or Mob Barley, or whatever, with butter and Jammin...

Marli

Bruddhistan wrote:⬆I followed him!⬆

Stalker!

Stranger danger.

M.

Marli, Bruddhistan

Mob Barley wrote:Like going to a party, and we're both wearing the same dress?

O_O

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Matrixulated wrote:Stalker!

Stranger danger.

M.

Stalking myself! - Marli and Bruddhistan are the same person IRL...

Just so you know... LOL

Matrixulated, Marli

Matrixulated wrote:O_O

Matrixulated has encountered an error and needs to restart.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Marli, Bruddhistan

Bush did this page

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Elfshire wrote:Bush did this page

Correction, Nixon did this page.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Matrixulated has encountered an error and needs to restart.

D*mn OS is glitchier than Windows 8 (tm)

Phonexia wrote:Correction, Nixon did this page.

Don't think so, the Dickey Bird was recalled by the Manufacturer years ago. All praise the Manufacturer.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Marli, Bruddhistan

Phonexia wrote:Correction, Nixon did this page.

Nixon did Watergate!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Marli, Bruddhistan

Elfshire wrote:Nixon did Watergate!

Don't you mean tricky dick's wet and wild water heist of '72?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Marli, Bruddhistan, Mob Barley

Alekseandrea wrote:Matrixulated has encountered an error and needs to restart.

*beep* *beep* *ca-chunk* *whirrrrr*

Nope. No change.

I'm still an arsehole, and now sleeping with one eye open lest zombies try a midnight buffet in my bedroom.

. . . and . . .

Bruddhistan wrote:Stalking myself! - Marli and Bruddhistan are the same person IRL...

Just so you know... LOL

. . . but still wearing the same dress to the annual Spiritus pancake & potatoe party?

I've rebooted and I'm now going to my happy place.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:*beep* *beep* *ca-chunk* *whirrrrr*

Nope. No change.

I'm still an arsehole, and now sleeping with one eye open lest zombies try a midnight buffet in my bedroom.

. . . and . . .

. . . but still wearing the same dress to the annual Spiritus pancake & potatoe party?

I've rebooted and I'm now going to my happy place.

M.

Notice the classical use of denial by a political institution.

If you have an unsolvable problem.

You ignore this problem.

Therefore you see no problem.

Therefore there's no problem.

Unless the opposition starts nagging again.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan

Matrixulated wrote:*beep* *beep* *ca-chunk* *whirrrrr*

Nope. No change.

I'm still an arsehole, and now sleeping with one eye open lest zombies try a midnight buffet in my bedroom.

. . . and . . .

. . . but still wearing the same dress to the annual Spiritus pancake & potatoe party?

I've rebooted and I'm now going to my happy place.

M.

D*mn Dan Qualye virus in the BIOS. Insists on misspelling potato. Anybody have a spare BIOS chip for an old Matrixulated unit? Anybody?

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Hi! When I first joined in I didn't say Hello. Excuse me for my behaviour.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:D*mn OS is glitchier than Windows 8 (tm)

Don't think so, the Dickey Bird was recalled by the Manufacturer years ago. All praise the Manufacturer.

I'm old enough to remember using computers with Windows 3.1, Windows 3.2, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows Millennium Edition (M.E.), Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and Windows 8 - Which one out of those (if you're old enough to remember them) do you think was the worst and most glitchy?!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

I'm fast approaching 25+ years of computer usage, and I'm remembering the Birth of the Internet; the Trials and Tribulations of Dial-Up Modems; the interesting things you could find on the Internet before there were any rules or regulations, before it was policed, before "Hacking" was even known as a Crime(!); The Rise, Fall, and War for Global Domination of the Search Providers (like AskJeeves, AltaVista, Yahoo!, and Google to name a few); The Rise and Fall of various Social Media Networks (Does anyone remember those that were replaced by Facebook?! - Anyone remember MySpace?!) - God that makes me feel old, even if I was just a kid; when I used computer games that ran on tapes, and software at school that was loaded by 5 inch floppy disks!

Imagining what the next 25-30 years could bring! It's quite amazing! - I look forward to quantum computing, and a blurring of the lines between the technology, the interface, and the user...

We could get cybernetically and genetically enhanced Jedi-Zombi Jezus!!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Mob Barley

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm fast approaching 25+ years of computer usage, and I'm remembering the Birth of the Internet; the Trials and Tribulations of Dial-Up Modems; the interesting things you could find on the Internet before there were any rules or regulations, before it was policed, before "Hacking" was even known as a Crime(!); The Rise, Fall, and War for Global Domination of the Search Providers (like AskJeeves, AltaVista, Yahoo!, and Google to name a few); The Rise and Fall of various Social Media Networks (Does anyone remember those that were replaced by Facebook?! - Anyone remember MySpace?!) - God that makes me feel old, even if I was just a kid; when I used computer games that ran on tapes, and software at school that was loaded by 5 inch floppy disks!

Imagining what the next 25-30 years could bring! It's quite amazing! - I look forward to quantum computing, and a blurring of the lines between the technology, the interface, and the user...

We could get cybernetically and genetically enhanced Jedi-Zombi Jezus!!

Oregon Trail in the classroom on a floppy disk. Good times.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

I pre-date DOS~I started with CPM (Command Program Machine), and three versions of Windows (tm) stand out as true b*stards of operating systems: M.E., Vista, and 8. If they'd just stuck with 3.1 or if all the April Fool's day jokes had been true and old Billy-boy had bought the Catholic Church so he could put out Stained Glass Windows (tm), then by G*d, we might have had something...

Hacking not only wasn't a crime, it was what you had to do to get the stupid machines to do anything...

And my candidate in the search engine wars, Matilda, out of Australia, fell far too early...

As for social media, speaking of oxymorons, This forum is as close as I get

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Zahmoonduh, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Tlacayotl wrote:Hi! When I first joined in I didn't say Hello. Excuse me for my behaviour.

No worries, Tlacayotl. Have a nice time here.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hello, [nation=short]Tlacayotl[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated

I feel so young,

the oldest windows I can remember is 95.

I can't even remember if I ever used it.

But I wholeheartedly agree that 8 was crap.

And 10 is mediocre. Really mediocre.

If you could properly game on linux...

I'd throw windows with the garbage.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Alekseandrea wrote:Notice the classical use of denial by a political institution.

If you have an unsolvable problem.

You ignore this problem.

Therefore you see no problem.

Therefore there's no problem.

Unless the opposition starts nagging again.

Nagging?

Uhhh.

Umm.

No problem!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm old enough to remember using computers with Windows 3.1, Windows 3.2, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows Millennium Edition (M.E.), Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and Windows 8 - Which one out of those (if you're old enough to remember them) do you think was the worst and most glitchy?!

I'm old enough to remember actually using and sorting punch-hole cards!

But . . .

Windows M.E. was an abortion, totally useless, bloody awful, and an all-out affront to the Millennium!

Vista is only marginally better than M.E. and still we have faith in Microshaft.

Windows 8, excuse me, 8.1, or will there be another update or service pack? Bzzzzzz. Sorry wrong answer! We'll be so dazzled by Windows X we'll forget Vista and Eight.

Uhhhhhh.

IMHO, best were NT4, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows XP, and my current OS, Windows 7 Professional 64 bit.

I'm fighting the good fight . . . just say NO! to the free upgrade to Ten !!

For those that actually read all the way down to here, I apologize for ranting, and I shall return to pithy quips, mild sarcasm, and punchy one, or two, liners.

M.

M.

M.M.

M.M.M.M.M.M.

. . . Oh No!! They've got me!

=P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:I pre-date DOS~I started with CPM (Command Program Machine), and three versions of Windows (tm) stand out as true b*stards of operating systems: M.E., Vista, and 8. If they'd just stuck with 3.1 or if all the April Fool's day jokes had been true and old Billy-boy had bought the Catholic Church so he could put out Stained Glass Windows (tm), then by G*d, we might have had something...

Hacking not only wasn't a crime, it was what you had to do to get the stupid machines to do anything...

And my candidate in the search engine wars, Matilda, out of Australia, fell far too early...

As for social media, speaking of oxymorons, This forum is as close as I get

Microsoft Stained Glass Windows™ - LOL

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Hello, [nation=short]Tlacayotl[/nation]! :D

Welcome aboard the good ship Spiritus!

Huzzah !!

M.

The Salaxalans

Matrixulated wrote:I'm old enough to remember actually using and sorting punch-hole cards!

But . . .

Windows M.E. was an abortion, totally useless, bloody awful, and an all-out affront to the Millennium!

Vista is only marginally better than M.E. and still we have faith in Microshaft.

Windows 8, excuse me, 8.1, or will there be another update or service pack? Bzzzzzz. Sorry wrong answer! We'll be so dazzled by Windows X we'll forget Vista and Eight.

Uhhhhhh.

IMHO, best were NT4, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows XP, and my current OS, Windows 7 Professional 64 bit.

I'm fighting the good fight . . . just say NO! to the free upgrade to Ten !!

For those that actually read all the way down to here, I apologize for ranting, and I shall return to pithy quips, mild sarcasm, and punchy one, or two, liners.

M.

M.

M.M.

M.M.M.M.M.M.

. . . Oh No!! They've got me!

=P

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or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.

If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart

your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then

select Safe Mode.

Technical information:

*** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)

*** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67

>Downloading viruses... .. .

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm old enough to remember using computers with Windows 3.1, Windows 3.2, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows Millennium Edition (M.E.), Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and Windows 8 - Which one out of those (if you're old enough to remember them) do you think was the worst and most glitchy?!

Windows 95 was a bugger for trying to load Internet pages back in the day - I could go make a sandwich while waiting for some things to load!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote: We could get cybernetically and genetically enhanced Jedi-Zombi Jezus!!
*Shudders at the thought*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON.SYS

PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA

If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,

restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.

If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer

for any Windows updates you might need.

If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware

or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.

If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart

your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then

select Safe Mode.

Technical information:

*** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)

*** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67

>Downloading viruses... .. .

Ah the good old "Blue Screen of Death"!

- Someone give J-Z-J a good thump! - It was amazing how many times (back in the day) that actually hitting your computer made it start working again...

- Someone needs to stick the (Re)boot in while Jedi-Zombi Jezus is down!

- Don't want any Zombi Virus being downloaded here!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea

Bruddhistan wrote:Windows 95 was a bugger for trying to load Internet pages back in the day - I could go make a sandwich while waiting for some things to load!

*Shudders at the thought*

Had a friend who wanted to load 95 on his computer, he only had 1 meg of RAM. Could start the bugger up, go and grind the wheat to make muffins out of, roast the beans for coffee, brew and bake the same and get back to the computer before it had finished the boot-up sequence. He bought 3 more meg of RAM thjat bloody day

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

I'm old enough to remember the Difference Engine.

... Wait, nevermind; uh, look a vampire bat!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Bruddhistan wrote:Windows 95 was a bugger for trying to load Internet pages back in the day - I could go make a sandwich while waiting for some things to load!

*Shudders at the thought*

Ah the good old "Blue Screen of Death"!

- Someone give J-Z-J a good thump! - It was amazing how many times (back in the day) that actually hitting your computer made it start working again...

- Someone needs to stick the (Re)boot in while Jedi-Zombi Jezus is down!

- Don't want any Zombi Virus being downloaded here!!

Don't activate unknown/new programs and you should be fine.

Viruses need another program to actually work.

Who votes to install Linux mint on

jedi-zombi jezus?

It might help with his breath.

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Alekseandrea wrote: . . . Who votes to install Linux mint on

jedi-zombi jezus?

It might help with his breath.

As the floating bit from the original Tron movie would say . . .

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

If this says anything the earliest memories of computer use I have are playing sh*tty nick games on XP. I will say nothing more.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

I'm loving the polls, Salaxalans, I too am studying :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Continuing the useless memories of long vanished programs and operating systems, Windows 1 and 2 weren't even OSs, they were GUI (graphical user interface) shells that you had to launch from DOS. Windows 3.0 was the first version that qualified as an OS. I forgot which version, 3.1 or 3.2, that was released to kill another GUI shell program, Xtree~which was a real hackers tool. With it, you could open and edit even compiled programs. When they switched versions and made almost all of Xtree's functions illegal operations, I mourned the loss.

Ans I still have a mint copy of Linux we could install on the Jedi Zombie Jesus buried in my garage...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Eyfjallajokull wrote:I'm loving the polls, Salaxalans, I too am studying :)

For the record, Salaxalans isn't actually the one to make most of the polls. He generally asks the people in the IRC for ideas. In fact, I actually proposed this poll to him :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:... I still have a mint copy of Linux we could install on the Jedi Zombie Jesus buried in my garage...

Excellent.

*pets cat sitting in an ergonomic revolving chair*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Red Dusk wrote:For the record, Salaxalans isn't actually the one to make most of the polls. He generally asks the people in the IRC for ideas. In fact, I actually proposed this poll to him :P

Then I was studying with you :)

Matrixulated

Well no I was the one who was studying. Red Dusk just came up with that as the poll. :P

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Eyfjallajokull

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