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Region: Spiritus
I don't think anyone wants you to show off anything there. I have a feeling he will be just fine kicking through your pants...if that is what you wear.
*sighs* It's ok, I'm already back. It's not like you hurt me or anything so whatever.
*Razor sharp blades come through my pants from my buttocks*
Dang how will I get my pants off now?
*the blades superheat as to cut through any other metal or material like a hot knife through melted butter and i kick [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the arse*
I wear a carbon fiber mesh that I refer to as "pants." They aren't really pants, per say, they are more like a kilt with leggings. They are also extremely expensive, costing around $1000 each pair. Sadly, I just destroyed a pair.
Faulknation
*my blades turn into cats as you are kicking them*
Good job cat god. You just played yourself.
those are fake cats i know real cats. which those are not
They are real! Just look at them meow.
*the cats bob up and down, stare blankly, and meow like a fax machine*
They're totally real, I swear.
*kicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the face with the superheated blades* you think me a fool?!?
Empire Democratique Francais
Honestly ?
WATCH HOW YOU FINISH YOUR SENTENCE [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]!!!
I have no idea where I am.
im honestly just waiting to see who all will come with me to this other region that looks very appealing. i may leave to there but i might not
I have to much influence built up and too many endorsements to leave.
hmmm whats a page? a high influence rank?
GAH!!! I AM NO APPRENTICE KNIGHT!!!!
Page is one rank under squire. It takes a while to rank up though.
Here is the list of all the influence ranks
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=363905
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thank you for that russinadia
Empire Democratique Francais
No problem.
*nods and sits down* i have to see if any of my favored ones will come with me to this new region first
He swears how can u not believe him?!
x-ray vision
and able to sense what people are thinking
New to Spiritus
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
Hello [nation=short]statens[/nation].
Hello [nation=short]russinadia[/nation].
Is there anything important I should know about Spiritus? I'm pretty excited to be here with such an awesome group
It is a strange land filled with potatoes, dragons, and other fantastical things. Potatoes are very important to the people of spiritus. Just remember to have fun. You can check the spiritus info page to see the links to the forums/chat room. If you have any specific questions you can ask the Salaxians.
Alekseandrea
Cool. Potatoes are pretty awesome. Thanks!
Alekseandrea
[nation=short]Statens[/nation]? interesting name
NO!!! WE DO NOT NEED MORE POTATO WORSHIPPERS!!!!
Faulknation
Why thank you
YES WE DO!
No problem. Just don't listen to [nation=short]culveria[/nation] about potatoes.
SILENCE YOU FOOLISH [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]!!!! YOURE COUNTRY MAY BE CENTERED AROUND RED RUSSET POTATOES BUT WE NEED NO MORE POTATO WORSHIPERS!!!!!!
[nation=short]culveria[/nation] [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]
Potatoes are pretty cool. I'm happy to worship them.
Say NO to potatoes!
Parrona
Wait, there seems to be a potato war. Do enlighten me with the details
its not a war, just some people are idiots that worship potatoes and i am against it. for i am the supreme god of all dragons
and cats
AGAINST?!Can we be allies,please?!
Nevermind.
Get outta here.
There is a spiritual separation between the people of spiritus. There was a potato war long ago, it was horrible.
People have the right to worship what they want.
silence before i wipe out the rest of your guard
true but potatoes are truly just idiotic
So are dragon cats.
I-I am f-fine...
im the god of cats AND dragons not cat dragons fool
then why were you crying in the corner? whats wrong?
...Nothing... *wipes tears away from eyes*
That is weirder than worshiping potatoes.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
tell me. i know something was wrong
My brother died.. *sniffles*
what?!? really?? how did he die?
*makes his blessing into a curse by making so he is forcibly turned into a cat dragon every midnight and goes on a potato killing spree* (this is what it looks like) <img src="http://img00.deviantart.net/d2b5/i/2012/225/0/5/cat_dragon_by_arboris_silvestre-d5b0nh3.jpg" alt="Image result for catdragon"/>
and he turns back with the rising sun
During the attack he got stabbed..I-I tried to save him..but i couldnt *cries*
I refuse. The power of potatoes is greater than that of cat dragons.
Plus, I'm pretty sure you said that you are not the god of cat dragons, just cats and dragons.
its a kind of dragon. and if you refuse you lose your blessing.
another attack?!?!
*nods* I need to turn myself in
and no it is not, i have a potato god on my side for changing your blessing as well so you cant overcome it
no you do not i am going to wipe this queen out. in one devastating strike.
GET UP AND FIGHT YOU FOOL!
YOU THINK MY GUARD WALKED THROUGH THE TRAINING GROUNDS SIMPLY?!
THOSE GUYS ARE REAL MEN!
Pardon me,monsiour.
I have to wipe my nose.Extravagante.
ill have to take a form i have not taken in many millennia *starts to grow and change*
I have to choice of murdering potatoes every night or not. I think there is a better option there. I shall just use my potato edict and make a lot of money.
...I'm sorry. I cant let you do that... I'm turning myself in...
*sniff* Ah,le grande edict!
Made by Parrona to banish me for some reason,still unknown.
Do you want a potato edict? I will sell you one for $9 or 11.
i am not letting that *says in a loud deathly voice as i finish my transformation* she will fall to my kronus world eater form
<img src="http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fairytailfanon/images/a/ac/8589130565809-demon-dragon-wallpaper-hd.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150121044604" alt="Image result for dragon of destruction"/>
*sighs and looks away* I'm sorry...No matter what you do..I'm turning myself in..
You mean 0.000003 Valkens?okay
For shipping and handling it goes up to at least nine valkens.
Faulknation
13000$ is a bit too much,don't you think?
Verily, 'tis an puzzler, wrapped in an enigma, requiring a team of experts from yonder Googol (or is that Google?) to translate a mere fraction of what is written, badly,...
...or the Professor of Cunning Linguistics at Oxford to comprehend; after conducting a thorough study, and publishing an illegible and incomprehensible thesis that only he doth understand!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*turns to face the diamondtopia kingdom* Doragon no kamigami wa gōon o bakuha suru kyūkyoku no sekai no endo hito! *lets fourth a huge blast wiping diamondtopia off the face of the planet* no matter what you say... the deed is done
If i get killed..so be it
...Why.. *cries and runs away*
*spreads my enormous wings and flies skyward till im out of sight*
*runs to a large tree and sits down crying* ...Why....
*curls in a ball*
*appears in front of her in my normal form* she wanted you dead did she not?
Yes..But i wanted her alive... *shivers* she had something of mine...now i may never get it *has a bitter voice*
*Pats head and hands a shotato*
Welcome to Spiritus.
Faulknation
*frowns*
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i can retrieve the object. what is it?
[nation=short]Masylvana[/nation] go away
Its not an object.. *sighs and scratches ear*
a living thing?
*shakes head* its...I dunno..Its just important..
When new people and nations arrived in Spiritus, part of the usual warnings about the weirdness of this region used to include a warning about me; the Jedi-Zombi Son of God and devourer of worlds, nations, peoples, and brainz; the "evil, brainwashing" Salaxalans; and a heads up about the general Potato-worship endemic of the region - Now the weirdness of this region has surpassed anything I could contribute, without degrading what I represent 😔😇😈😂
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
tell me what it is and ill go back to the moment before i destroyed diamondtopia and retrieve it
or is it something sensitive to you? important to you somehow. i apologize for destroying it as well as the rest of it... maybe i should go. there's somewhere hopefully i can go that i wont bother anyone. or destroy important things. *spreads my wings* all of my influence will leave this place. if you think it better if i were to go optavia. i will go
I MISSED EVERYJUAN
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Dont! don't go.. *grabs your hand* if you go..i wont have anyone..then my life with be worthless..
your life isnt worthless kiddo. nor are you alone. ill stay. you wont be alone. youre a good person. im anything but that. but ill stay because you want me to
*hugs you* thank you..
*hesitates but hugs back a little* no problem kiddo
I will be back..i have to go
okay kiddo. see ya later
now [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] prepare to get your face punched
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