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who did this to my favored neko? she has been my favorite since yesterday. no one touches my favored mortals!!!! WHERES THE PERSON THAT DID THIS TO THIS SMALL ONE?!?!?!

im sorry. i like cats. any who hurts them... dies

I like cats…sautéed with potatoes and pig fat, put inside a grilled naan bread sandwich.

I do not like cats that can speak however. They have a foul taste to them.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:I like cats…sautéed with potatoes and pig fat, put inside a grilled naan bread sandwich.

I do not like cats that can speak however. They have a foul taste to them.

You are just asking to start something aren't you...*sighs* Well, good luck on not dying.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Potatogion

Faulknation wrote:You are just asking to start something aren't you...*sighs* Well, good luck on not dying.

I may be. I just like to watch Draconos go crazy.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:You are just asking to start something aren't you...*sighs* Well, good luck on not dying.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Somebody better pick up the phone because I called it.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia

Faulknation wrote:Somebody better pick up the phone because I called it.

That's a good one, I like it.

*grabs some popcorn*

Let's watch a fight!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:That's a good one, I like it.

*grabs some popcorn*

Let's watch a fight!

If I were to fight it wouldn't be fair, so I have brought him. *gestures to small middle aged man* He can create harmful pesticides, and his specialty is anti-potato. He moves really slow and has almost no stamina so I figured that it could be fair. He can only create a small 1 yard by 1 yard cloud about 1 yard in front of him as well.

Faulknation wrote:If I were to fight it wouldn't be fair, so I have brought him. *gestures to small middle aged man* He can create harmful pesticides, and his specialty is anti-potato. He moves really slow and has almost no stamina so I figured that it could be fair. He can only create a small 1 yard by 1 yard cloud about 1 yard in front of him as well.

Couldn't [nation=short]potatogion[/nation] just move away from the croud? How many clouds can that man make?

Potatogion wrote:I like cats…sautéed with potatoes and pig fat, put inside a grilled naan bread sandwich.

I do not like cats that can speak however. They have a foul taste to them.

you shall perish you foul veggie. even your gods would be displeased hearing that you foul vegetable. you have a death wish

Russinadia wrote:Couldn't [nation=short]potatogion[/nation] just move away from the croud? How many clouds can that man make?

Yes he could, and this guy can only make about 10 before he gets tired. I figured since it was a man vs a potato though, I needed to give him a handicap.

Wait wat? I'm fighting @faulnation now? I was just trying to casuse trouble with Draconos.

Faulknation wrote:Yes he could, and this guy can only make about 10 before he gets tired. I figured since it was a man vs a potato though, I needed to give him a handicap.

I am a genetically modified, hyper-intelligent, super potato that was made to eradicate all human opposition. Ten yards of toxic gas would be nothing.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:I am a genetically modified, hyper-intelligent, super potato that was made to eradicate all human opposition. Ten yards of toxic gas would be nothing.

Alright, I still think fighting me would be unfair though since I am a god. So how about...YOU! Ok, this might be a bit more challenging. This here *points to another guy, this time in a black robe* is a master of the mortals arcane arts. In other words he can cast magic. And [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] I am not picking a fight with you out of spite rather I was just a bit bored and wanted to see something happen.

Faulknation wrote:Alright, I still think fighting me would be unfair though since I am a god. So how about...YOU! Ok, this might be a bit more challenging. This here *points to another guy, this time in a black robe* is a master of the mortals arcane arts. In other words he can cast magic. And [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] I am not picking a fight with you out of spite rather I was just a bit bored and wanted to see something happen.

I do not want to pick a fight with you, [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]. I was made to fight any mortals with any types of training, magic included, but not gods. I may have not been in a fight for a while, and my skills are not as honed as they once were, but I can still take down a magic user.

Potatogion wrote:I do not want to pick a fight with you, [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]. I was made to fight any mortals with any types of training, magic included, but not gods. I may have not been in a fight for a while, and my skills are not as honed as they once were, but I can still take down a magic user.

I am not trying to pick a fight with you either.

Faulknation wrote:I am not trying to pick a fight with you either.

Same. I will fight a champion of your choosing however, it sounds like fun. It's not like I have much of a chance of actually dying, I do grow back. I don't know how I grow back, but I do.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Same. I will fight a champion of your choosing however, it sounds like fun. It's not like I have much of a chance of actually dying, I do grow back. I don't know how I grow back, but I do.

i will destroy youre very existence *growls starting to crack my knuckles* or ill just make your existence a lot of pain

doing such things as you said to cats is a crime to put one against all dragonkind. for it you will suffer great pain

It is not a crime! Eating cats that do not have a higher form of consciousness is perfectly acceptable. Why is eating a cat different than eating another animal?

Potatogion wrote:It is not a crime! Eating cats that do not have a higher form of consciousness is perfectly acceptable. Why is eating a cat different than eating another animal?

because cats are one of my creations

Culveria wrote:because cats are one of my creations

I thought you created dragons?!?! How dare you have two cute creations!

Potatogion wrote:I thought you created dragons?!?! How dare you have two cute creations!

cats are my second creations! i am the god of dragons... and cats, that which is little known by any.

Culveria wrote:cats are my second creations! i am the god of dragons... and cats, that which is little known by any.

I think it is more of, not known by any. I thought [nation=short]the cat God[/nation] is the God of cats.

that is naught but a lesser cat god. i am the top cat god. as well as the top dragon god.

I feel like there are divine laws put in place to keep people from being a god of too many things.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

do you not know cats descended from dragons?

divine laws are for mortals. there are godly rules. but two related things are not too many

I thought that was birds? And why are there dragons the same as they were millions of years ago still around today? The science of this subject is not adding up.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

theyre still around because theyre not flawed creatures. domesticated dragons millions of years ago slowly descended into cats. big and small

domestication is why

gryphons and hippogryphs are the in betweens. birds also came from the ones that flew more

from the hippogryphs and gryphons that flew more

Culveria wrote:gryphons and hippogryphs are the in betweens. birds also came from the ones that flew more

But how did cats come from dragons? Their bone structure is compete different and they don't lay eggs.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:But how did cats come from dragons? Their bone structure is compete different and they don't lay eggs.

not all dragons laid eggs. and theyre not that different of some ancient species, these days its more common for dragons to lay eggs though

the ones that flew less dont lay eggs. the better flyers did and became birds.

have you seen the dragons with those ear like apendages on there heads that look like ears kinda that they move like cat ears. those are ones that cats descend from.

there claws are retractable and there are countless similarities with them and cats

That's just weird.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:That's just weird.

how?

Because everyone knows that cats are more like horses than dragons. I think cats evolved from horses.

Potatogion wrote:Because everyone knows that cats are more like horses than dragons. I think cats evolved from horses.

CATS ARE NOTHING LIKE HORSES YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOL!!!!!!!

Cats are nothing like dragons. They are closer to being horses than being dragons.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Explain this game to me in its entirety

The Salaxalans

Carlindon wrote:Explain this game to me in its entirety

i dont know how too

Potatogion wrote:Cats are nothing like dragons. They are closer to being horses than being dragons.

<img src="http://www.iizcat.com/uploads/2016/09/mdzhk-tltitle.jpg" alt="Image result for toothless and black cat"/>

Toothless was made by dreamworks as a fictional dragon creature. How to train your dragon dragons are week and stupid.

weak*

and no they arent weak theyre actually based of some old nordic dragons. and dragons are very much like felines

Culveria wrote:weak*

and no they arent weak theyre actually based of some old nordic dragons. and dragons are very much like felines

*they're

They are still weak, how else would the humans take down a dragon that appears to be over 1000 tons of pure rage. There is only one dragon in that movie that has any resemblance to a cat.

Potatogion wrote:*they're

They are still weak, how else would the humans take down a dragon that appears to be over 1000 tons of pure rage. There is only one dragon in that movie that has any resemblance to a cat.

i never said they are all like cats. just some. and you're correction is wrong, it's not grammatically incorrect to say they aren't.

which big dragon?

red death or the alpha species?

Culveria wrote:i never said they are all like cats. just some. and you're correction is wrong, it's not grammatically incorrect to say they aren't.

No, it's grammatically incorrect to say "theyre"

Culveria wrote:which big dragon?

Culveria wrote:red death or the alpha species?

The giant one from the first movie and the alpha species.

thats the red death. the red death is a huge dragon it has a crazy amount of burning fuel. shooting a blast of superheated plasma would make all of that detonate within it. its hide is thick but its insides are vulnerable. and the when toothless was fighting the alpha species he was in alpha mode making his plasma around 20 times stronger, he didnt kill it, just made it surrender and back off. cause that plasma would sting extremely badly

alpha species have protection against flames and cold. theyre not protected against the kind of heat that a nightfurys blast can make

Culveria wrote:thats the red death. the red death is a huge dragon it has a crazy amount of burning fuel. shooting a blast of superheated plasma would make all of that detonate within it. its hide is thick but its insides are vulnerable. and the when toothless was fighting the alpha species he was in alpha mode making his plasma around 20 times stronger, he didnt kill it, just made it surrender and back off. cause that plasma would sting extremely badly

I can understand the alpha being defeated, but the red death is pushing it. It's tail alone could smash a fleet of ships in one fell swoop. Toothless got bashed by that tail and didn't even get injured, yet hiccup lost his leg, and only his leg. That thing could have killed everyone, yet it killed itself by trying to make love to the ground while going really fast.

its insides were destroyed. it was dead before it hit the ground. and toothless was weakened by the hit with the tail

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toothless got its attention and they waited till it was about to release its fire breath which they utterly destroyed it with before it could release it. and for all we know there own fall could have been how hiccup lost his leg

It was weakened by toothless using blunt force to hit through skin that on that size of a creature would have to be more than three feet thick? Why was toothless only weakened by the tail? The tail had a giant Morningstar made out of apparently the same substance as its tail. Toothless and hiccup should have been grease spots on that tail.

Potatogion wrote:It was weakened by toothless using blunt force to hit through skin that on that size of a creature would have to be more than three feet thick? Why was toothless only weakened by the tail? The tail had a giant Morningstar made out of apparently the same substance as its tail. Toothless and hiccup should have been grease spots on that tail.

toothless didnt weaken it by shooting it skin, it shot it in the mouth when it was charging a fire breath! thats how toothless killed it!! also toothless landed on the used his feet to absorb the shock and jump back off of the tail

Culveria wrote:youre covered in blood who did this, are you okay?

Diamondtopia..their queen sent them to kill me and whoever got in their way...

Shut up.

I have no reason to say it.

But here I am,saying it.

Faulknation

Catsyderplandia wrote:Hai..

hi catsy sorry for this its just a stupid debate i apologize

Catsyderplandia wrote:Diamondtopia..their queen sent them to kill me and whoever got in their way...

i am going to hunt them down where are they? touching one of my faovorites is a grave mistake

Rush B and let's go.

Plant the potato.

Get your P90 and plant the potato.

I.

Don't.

Know.

ANYMORE!

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:toothless didnt weaken it by shooting it skin, it shot it in the mouth when it was charging a fire breath! thats how toothless killed it!! also toothless landed on the used his feet to absorb the shock and jump back off of the tail

Toothless rolled into a ball to protect hiccup. He isn't made out of rubber, he cannot absorb all that energy.

Audriany wrote:Rush B and let's go.

Plant the potato.

Get your P90 and plant the potato.

I.

Don't.

Know.

ANYMORE!

*announcer voice*

Terrorists win.

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Toothless rolled into a ball to protect hiccup. He isn't made out of rubber, he cannot absorb all that energy. *announcer voice*

Terrorists win.

he curled his legs around hiccup got to the ground before closing his wings around them both and rolling to a stop. thats what people that parachute do as well. just not carrying another human usually

Culveria wrote:i am going to hunt them down where are they? touching one of my faovorites is a grave mistake

I can't ask the queen more angry...she has two of my best healers held captive..she may kill them..or worse...

Culveria wrote:he curled his legs around hiccup got to the ground before closing his wings around them both and rolling to a stop. thats what people that parachute do as well. just not carrying another human usually

If he curled his legs around hiccup, how did he push his legs off of the tail. He would have just smashed hiccup into the tail.

he can use the legs seperatetely. now shush have to take care of this person that is putting the nekos in danger.

where does this queen live? i can get the healers away from there quickly then take out her entire country in one fell swoop

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:he can use the legs seperatetely. now shush have to take care of this person that is putting the nekos in danger.

where does this queen live? i can get the healers away from there quickly then take out her entire country in one fell swoop

I can help to if you want.

..... *shakes head* I can't say anything...once I leak information...I put everyone in danger...I can't do that..

Catsyderplandia wrote:..... *shakes head* I can't say anything...once I leak information...I put everyone in danger...I can't do that..

you wont put them in danger you have the high god of dragons and cats on your side

well give me some sort of lead. and [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] yes help would be okay

then i shall look for there energy from the skies *great black wings burst from my back and i take off searching for neko healing energy*

*lands momentarily and picks up Optavia and [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] in two giant clawed arms before taking off searching again*

*closes eyes tightly*

scared of heights? *covers her eyes carefully* dont worry i sense there energy we'll land soon

*nods slightly* ok...

*lands heavily cracking the ground as i change more slowly into a black humanoid dragon about double my usual height and gently sets both optavia and [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] down and looks around*

*opens one eyes and lets out a short breath*

I give up.

I refuse to read the RMB when there are more than 100 new posts.

I have better things to do in my pointless, meaningless, purposeless and in the end insignificant life.

We really should have a "post the spamming on the fora"-rule...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

i think faulk fell asleep but no worries we can do this without him. *sniffs the air* theyre this way *goes through a big door and down a long dark hallway*

*follows hesitantly* ...this isn't a good idea...maybe we could just turn me in or something...

never would i do that. i like nekos and cats too much *pats Optavias head gently and keeps walking*

*blushes and follows with head down*

*walks into a wide open room* this place isnt small is it?

Alekseandrea wrote:I give up.

I refuse to read the RMB when there are more than 100 new posts.

I have better things to do in my pointless, meaningless, purposeless and in the end insignificant life.

We really should have a "post the spamming on the fora"-rule...

You don't have to read them. They are there for decoration.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Survivors Of California

*shakes head* nope..

they're in here somewhere though *scans the room for them*

Maybe... *shrugs* but..we should leave soon...

Potatogion wrote:You don't have to read them. They are there for decoration.

I might have missed potentially good posts.

Can you imagine the hypotetical potential I missed by refusing to read all the posts?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Survivors Of California

does this queen pose a threat to a entity such as me? *walks over to an area in a room and picks up to unconcious nekos* i found your friends though. if you want we can leave now

...yeah let's uh...leave *looks around*

*walks over and picks up optavia and puts her on my back with her friends and blasts a hole through the ceiling before taking off out of there*

*closes eyes and shivers*

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