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Culveria wrote:some of my weapons come from millennia in the future, each one superior to grandmas

Weapons don't matter, as long as you have potatoes.

Matrixulated, Potatogion, Faulknation

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:Weapons don't matter, as long as you have potatoes.

have i mentioned i made potatos unable to be eaten or used by any animal with science?

Potatogion

or human, any human or animal

Potatogion

Matrixulated wrote:Grumpy Grandma shouts from the kitchen,

"SHUT UP! THIS ISN'T SCOOBY DOO, YOU OLD FART.

NOW MOW MY DAMNED LAWN!"

. . . and continues baking merrily.

M.

I didn't say that.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU MOW YOUR LAWN, WOMAN!
Look at that! - He's losing it! - Either his hearing, his eyesight, his mind, or all three! - He thinks Matrixulated is me! - Poor Devil!!

*Calls Social Services and the "Men in White Coats"*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion, Faulknation

Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.

Culveria wrote:some of my weapons come from millennia in the future, each one superior to grandmas

And yet you cannot use them on me for to do so may upset the Spacetime Continuum, and create a temporal paradox that destroys the entire universe, or atleast our own galaxy!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion

Grumpy Grandma wrote:And yet you cannot use them on me for to do so may upset the Spacetime Continuum, and create a temporal paradox that destroys the entire universe, or atleast our own galaxy!!!

*shrugs* ill just go to another universe. ive done it countless times before

Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

culveria will be safe, its in a paradox space and cant be affected by the outside world unless i influence it

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:have i mentioned i made potatos unable to be eaten or used by any animal with science?

The power of a potato god can overcome all science.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:*shrugs* ill just go to another universe. ive done it countless times before

They didn't have proper spelling AND grammar in countless universes?!

The multiverse must truly be a eldritch place.

I feel like reading the Necronomicon.

After reading it, the multiverse might make sense again.

Matrixulated, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:*shrugs* ill just go to another universe. ive done it countless times before

I think I now know why we cannot detect any alien life. (Except for [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], of course)

Anyways, you'll never find anything like potatoes in any galaxy but ours.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

Cyrtes wrote:I think I now know why we cannot detect any alien life. (Except for [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], of course)

Anyways, you'll never find anything like potatoes in any galaxy but ours.

I DONT WANT TO FIND POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:I DONT WANT TO FIND POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERESY!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:HERESY!

POTATOES ARE USELESS TO ME!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT CARE!!!!!! MY HUNGER IS FOR FLAVORFUL FOOD NOT THE BLAND SPUD!!!!!!!

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:I DONT WANT TO FIND POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, but I heard you about those (sorry, [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]) ...pizzas before, and they don't have those in other galaxies either.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

ah but they do. theyre even better in other universes and galaxies

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:POTATOES ARE USELESS TO ME!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT CARE!!!!!! MY HUNGER IS FOR FLAVORFUL FOOD NOT THE BLAND SPUD!!!!!!!

Potatoes unflavorful? POTATOES UNFLAVORFUL!? Potatoes can be made into the most flavorful foods in the world.

Matrixulated, Potatogion, Masylvana, Grumpy Grandma

Cyrtes wrote:Oh, but I heard you about those (sorry, [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]) ...pizzas before, and they don't have those in other galaxies either.

It is okay. As long as potatoes are in this galaxy, I am okay.

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

So, I know that the conversation about potatoes goes back a very long time here, but can someone please give me the quick Potatoes for Dummies introduction to the subject?

Matrixulated, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:help me with these potatos

I can try, no promises.

Matrixulated, Potatogion, Angry Grandpas

Esperossa wrote:So, I know that the conversation about potatoes goes back a very long time here, but can someone please give me the quick Potatoes for Dummies introduction to the subject?

Here's the basics. Potatoes are amazing and you should love them. That's all you need to know, nothing moreĀ

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Angry Grandpas, Grumpy Grandma

I couldn't have asked for a more succinct introduction to the topic. Thank you [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. As it happens, I do love potatoes. So that's convenient.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

You are very welcome,Esperossa.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Welcome to the region, Esperossa. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Stay spudly.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Thank you for the warm welcome [nation=short]potato jesus christ[/nation].

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Oi how is everyone?

Matrixulated

[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], just out of curiosity, where did you leave little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation]?

Alekseandrea

I'm well [nation=short]Haidao island[/nation]. Thank you for asking :)

How are you?

Matrixulated, Haidao Island

Just a reminder that The West Pacific Festival begins on Friday

Details can be found at https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=702649

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:Even your grammar is wrong. its I'M

IN THAT CASE, YOU SHOULD USE UPPERCASE LETTERS IN THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCES. ALSO, IRONICALLY, IT'S "IT'S" AND NOT ITS.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Russinadia wrote:In rage, grammar doesn't matter.

THIS IS TRUE.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Grumpy Grandma wrote:I didn't say that.

Look at that! - He's losing it! - Either his hearing, his eyesight, his mind, or all three! - He thinks Matrixulated is me! - Poor Devil!!

*Calls Social Services and the "Men in White Coats"*

NO, IT'S JUST MEN ARE SO COWARDLY THESE DAYS, YOU'D THINK THEY'RE WOMEN..

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO, IT'S JUST MEN ARE SO COWARDLY THESE DAYS, YOU'D THINK THEY'RE WOMEN..

...AND THUS YOU INSULT ALL WOMEN AS INHERENTLY "COWARDLY" BY IMPLICATION!!! 😠

*The sound of a kettle whistling can be heard as [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]'s face turns an ominous shade of red, verging on purple - You notice a number of veins straining in her forehead and neck, as it becomes noticeably hot in her vicinity, whilst chillingly cold within the horizons of her glare - Dark clouds have gathered overhead, threatening a violent storm - As yet, a calm settles over the land, but tinged with the heavy atmosphere of foreboding*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Matrixulated wrote:Wow!

Did Grumpy Grandma just pull down Studly Spuds shorts, put him over her knee, and spank him in public?

Oh Hell yeah she did!

Ooooh! Sick burn, nephew.

You got PWNED by CLOGG!

M.

Sick burn?

Hmmm? Nah. No burning here.

We Monster Mash lead by example. We stood up, went forth and challenged.

We remain a proud, strong, and Studly Spud nation.

The only thing burning here is our fierce potato-love.

Matrixulated wrote:1) I'm not really a betting man.

2) OGG is my Hero.

3) Loyalty & Integrity are paramount. . .

Why do you continue to mug-off your "HERO" and sell-out, sniping from the sidelines?

You impersonated Grumpy Grandma soooo well, this happened....

Grumpy Grandma wrote:I didn't say that.

Look at that! - He's losing it! - Either his hearing, his eyesight, his mind, or all three! - He thinks Matrixulated is me! - Poor Devil!!

*Calls Social Services and the "Men in White Coats"*

....so if that's how you treat your "HERO" I would quote you, and say this;

1) You're not really a better man.

2) OGG is your Hero....sure, up until someone offers you a cookie!

3) Loyalty & Integrity are paramount....oh? Oh really?

Well sound the bells Matrixulated, schools back in....

Sick burn?

Your Loyalty is Sick

Your Integrity is Burning

So when it comes to being 'spanked in public' and being PWNED....Matrixulated....

YOU

CAN'T

TOUCH

THIS !!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***

OGG Original Grumpy Grandpa: 3 bitcoins from Masylvana; bet needed from Owllfarm; ten x 5LB bags of raw King Edwards from The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud;

CLOGG Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma: 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes from Grumpy Grandma; ten x 5LB bags of King Edwards baked to perfection; the contents of Grumpy Grandpa's firearm cabinet from [nation=Darkweb]; bet needed from [nation=Matrixulated];

Place your bets! (and tag me so I see them) Betting will remain open another day or two, unless...

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT ALL OF YOU. GET OFF MY LAWN AND GAMBLE ELSEWHERE.

*runs for the hills*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

10 ByteCoins on OGG, [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:snip
Ouch!

*Goes to get the petroleum jelly & aloe vera*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:10 ByteCoins on OGG, [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation]! :D

O-kay... Crashed Spaceship huh? You know, I used to work as a nurse... in Groom Lake... in 1947...

*Makes a few phone calls*

*Waits*

*Black helicopters approach Salaxalans' location*

*Men In Black pull up around Salaxalans' spaceship*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Faulknation

Where are the nice grandpa and grandma? An if you are grumpy... drink coffe

Matrixulated

Herro guys I'm new here...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Istanialand wrote:*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***

OGG Original Grumpy Grandpa: 3 bitcoins from Masylvana; bet needed from Owllfarm; ten x 5LB bags of raw King Edwards from The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud;

CLOGG Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma: 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes from Grumpy Grandma; ten x 5LB bags of King Edwards baked to perfection; the contents of Grumpy Grandpa's firearm cabinet from [nation=Darkweb]; bet needed from [nation=Matrixulated];

Place your bets! (and tag me so I see them) Betting will remain open another day or two, unless...

*runs for the hills*

70000 kroners!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

Owllfarm wrote:70000 kroners!

Kroner?

Matrixulated

Kroners.

Matrixulated

The 9 Circles wrote:Kroners.

What are kroners?

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO, IT'S JUST MEN ARE SO COWARDLY THESE DAYS, YOU'D THINK THEY'RE WOMEN..

Hey >:(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Cosmolate wrote:What are kroners?

The currency of my country. And of Scandinavia.

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Sick burn?

Hmmm? Nah. No burning here....

Sick burn Matrixulated?

Your Loyalty is Sick

Your Integrity is Burning

YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS !!!

(**Wow! Kaboom! Brutal, but well-played, kid!**)

* Matrixulated confronts the feisty, upstart The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud in riposte. *

Ahhhh yes!

I can feel the hatred swelling in you now!

You . . . want . . . thissss?

* Matrixulated gestures towards Studly Spud's inert Spud-Sabre *

Muah ha hahhh . . . Nice try whelp!

But YOU can't touch this!

Because YOU are NOT a Spudi yet!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote: snip

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Ouch!

*Goes to get the petroleum jelly & aloe vera*

Uhh yep, I felt that.

M.

Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Grumpy Grandma wrote:O-kay... Crashed Spaceship huh? You know, I used to work as a nurse... in Groom Lake... in 1947...

*Makes a few phone calls*

*Waits*

*Black helicopters approach Salaxalans' location*

*Men In Black pull up around Salaxalans' spaceship*

AND IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME !!!

I'VE BEEN TELLING Y'ALL FOR MONTHS.

WE'RE BEING MIND-CONTROLLED!!!

SALAXALANS IS AN EVIL. . .Eeev. . .eevi. . .

* thud *

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Istanialand wrote:*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***

OGG Original Grumpy Grandpa: 3 bitcoins from Masylvana; bet needed from Owllfarm; ten x 5LB bags of raw King Edwards from The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud;

CLOGG Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma: 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes from Grumpy Grandma; ten x 5LB bags of King Edwards baked to perfection; the contents of Grumpy Grandpa's firearm cabinet from [nation=Darkweb]; bet needed from [nation=Matrixulated]

After public shaming, and much soul-searching, Matrixulated has no option but to withdraw our previous support & betting position on Grumpy Grandma.

But . . . just for sh*ts and giggles, and to annoy Studly Spud, I'm betting anew!

Hey, Istanialand?

50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos

25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons

I'm betting on Grumpy Grandma to bake ALL of them before The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud can rescue ANY of them.

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Grumpy Grandma

Matrixulated wrote:AND IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME !!!

I'VE BEEN TELLING Y'ALL FOR MONTHS.

WE'RE BEING MIND-CONTROLLED!!!

SALAXALANS IS AN EVIL. . .Eeev. . .eevi. . .

* thud *

Well. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello there! Good to have an embassy with you. Pop by and visit!

Matrixulated

Mind control? MIND CONTROL? That again?

*waves hand in front of Matrixulated and CLOGG*

I'm just your friendly potato-loving Delegate! :D

*informs [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation] of a 10 ByteCoin bet on CLOGG as well, just to be safe*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Hi [nation=short]New Perotasoa[/nation]! Glad to have an embassy with you!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Grumpy Grandma wrote:...AND THUS YOU INSULT ALL WOMEN AS INHERENTLY "COWARDLY" BY IMPLICATION!!! 😠

*The sound of a kettle whistling can be heard as [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]'s face turns an ominous shade of red, verging on purple - You notice a number of veins straining in her forehead and neck, as it becomes noticeably hot in her vicinity, whilst chillingly cold within the horizons of her glare - Dark clouds have gathered overhead, threatening a violent storm - As yet, a calm settles over the land, but tinged with the heavy atmosphere of foreboding*

WOMAN, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR WEIRD SATANIC ANTIQUES.

The Salaxalans wrote:10 ByteCoins on OGG, [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation]! :D

ATTA BOY!

Esperossa wrote:Hey >:(

I AM EVERYTHING ONE SHOULD NOT BE. I AM RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC, AND CONSTANTLY ANGRY.

DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME.

EXCEPT SHOTGUN SHELLS.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Owllfarm wrote:The currency of my country. And of Scandinavia.

Thanks

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WOMAN, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR WEIRD SATANIC ANTIQUES.

ATTA BOY!

I AM EVERYTHING ONE SHOULD NOT BE. I AM RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC, AND CONSTANTLY ANGRY.

DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME.

EXCEPT SHOTGUN SHELLS.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

What about homophobic.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cosmolate wrote:What about homophobic.

PAH, GAYS DON'T EXIST. JUST AN URBAN MYTH.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Matrixulated wrote:After public shaming, and much soul-searching, Matrixulated has no option but to withdraw our previous support & betting position on Grumpy Grandma.

But . . . just for sh*ts and giggles, and to annoy Studly Spud, I'm betting anew!

Hey, Istanialand?

50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos

25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons

I'm betting on Grumpy Grandma to bake ALL of them before The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud can rescue ANY of them.

M.

*Lights the industrial-sized oven*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Faulknation

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO, IT'S JUST MEN ARE SO COWARDLY THESE DAYS, YOU'D THINK THEY'RE WOMEN..

WOMEN ARE NOT COWARDLY YOU BELLIGERENT BASTARD!!!!!! WOMEN CAN BE AS BRAVE AS US MEN!!!!! AND A TRUE MAN KNOWS THAT!!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:PAH, GAYS DON'T EXIST. JUST AN URBAN MYTH.

*laughs* old fool, you do know most gods, including me, are bisexual right?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Lights the industrial-sized oven*

*Fires up the mechanised production line*

*Adds the 50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos & 25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons from Matrixulated to the line*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Fires up the mechanised production line*

*Adds the 50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos & 25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons from Matrixulated to the line*

grandma may i ask what your cooking?

Grumpy Grandma

just baked potatoes?

Grumpy Grandma

*i lift my hands in different motions making different ingredients appear and mixes the right things in different pots and bowls and cooks and bakes several things (each dish with potatoes for you guys* making ham with potatoes, sheperds pie with potatoes baked in, different mashed potatoes, baked potatoes or many different kinds, many different style fries both fried and baked, potato stuffed turkey chicken and duck, potato stews, potato soups, and hundreds more potato dishes*

The Salaxalans, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Cyrtes wrote:[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] and [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation], just out of curiosity, where did you leave little [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation]?

Potanadia is at his uncle's house.

Matrixulated

*each dish perfectly cooked and baked*

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Potanadia is at his uncle's house.

which one? my house?

No, a different uncle. He lives in the faraway land of politics and war.

Matrixulated

too bad, i know he would have liked this meal... well... feast would be more accurate *sets all of the dishes across a huge table with my magic setting them perfectly*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Smells delicious.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:*i lift my hands in different motions making different ingredients appear and mixes the right things in different pots and bowls and cooks and bakes several things (each dish with potatoes for you guys* making ham with potatoes, sheperds pie with potatoes baked in, different mashed potatoes, baked potatoes or many different kinds, many different style fries both fried and baked, potato stuffed turkey chicken and duck, potato stews, potato soups, and hundreds more potato dishes*

*a single ear rolls down my face* It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

My ecomany is getting better thank god my country went through its own Great Depression

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*gestures to a chair as it pulls out from the table for you* take a seat

Matrixulated

*as does a second chair for potatogion* here you go you two

Matrixulated

hey guys look up the "giant isopod" its the cutest animals

Matrixulated

*takes seat and filps it around and sits in it like one of those after school specials on tv* YO!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:

I AM EVERYTHING ONE SHOULD NOT BE. I AM RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC, AND CONSTANTLY ANGRY.

DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME.

EXCEPT SHOTGUN SHELLS.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Who taught you to use the internet Grampa?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

I'll get the vodka... I can tell it's going to be a long day.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:WOMEN ARE NOT COWARDLY YOU BELLIGERENT BASTARD!!!!!! WOMEN CAN BE AS BRAVE AS US MEN!!!!! AND A TRUE MAN KNOWS THAT!!!!

Thank you [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] :x

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The 9 Circles wrote:I'll get the vodka... I can tell it's going to be a long day.

The 9 Circles wrote:*takes seat and filps it around and sits in it like one of those after school specials on tv* YO!

MANNERS!!! AND NO ALCOHOL WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!!! *uses magic to pick up 9 and flip the chair and sit him down properly and pushes the chair in with him neatly*

Matrixulated

Esperossa wrote:Thank you [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] :x

no need for thanks, women can be more terrifying than a shredder scyth dragon

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

*put something that has nothing to do with tpoic but will get liked anyways*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Seamerica wrote:*put something that has nothing to do with tpoic but will get liked anyways*

what are you talking about? come take a seat and eat with everyone

what are we eating?

Potatoes? I love potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

as youd see if youd looked its hundreds of dishes with potatos as one of the ingredients

Matrixulated

If you can see (if you even noticed me), i have been eating for 2 hours now.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Seamerica wrote:If you can see (if you even noticed me), i have been eating for 2 hours now.

oh good im not the only one eating then *has been eating*

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Seamerica wrote:If you can see (if you even noticed me), i have been eating for 2 hours now.

You must be stuffed o.O

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Seamerica wrote:If you can see (if you even noticed me), i have been eating for 2 hours now.

oh good im not the only one eating then *has been eating*

Matrixulated

and a gods hunger (at least mine) is never satisfied

Well, nation recreated, good day fellow (new) neighbors.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

.........................................

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:who are you?

This is Patrick

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation

Hitsu wrote: This is Patrick
I thought this was the Krusty Krab

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

The 9 Circles wrote:I thought this was the Krusty Krab

You thought right.

The Salaxalans

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