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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Not so much on this RMB, but on the forums there is serious creative work afoot.

Here, it's knuckledragging and low-brow tomfoolery.

Huzzah!

Oh. well I was knda hopping that this was kind of one to do a post by post rp

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

United Planetary Committee wrote:Oh. well I was knda hopping that this was kind of one to do a post by post rp

You might like to join the discord server (link - https://discordapp.com/invite/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL - taken from the region's world factbook near the very top of this page)

There's quite a bit of casual chat there.

But if you're looking for roleplay, I've started up an inter-nation alliance called ICMTOMA (link: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30231767/1/)

If you'd like, simply reply to the thread and join!

Unfortunately no-one seems interested to join at the moment...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The Lord of Spam?

Did somebody finally throw the One-ring into Mount Doom and banish him?

FTW!

Huzzah

Nah, turns out, we just need to poke it excessively.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Heh heh, erm yeah Lord JZJ.

But I'm not looking to arouse your taste-buds or your palate, m'Lud.

Huzzah!

You couldn't arouse my taste buds if you tried! - As my legions of followers have grown, as my hordes have expanded their reach, and as further puppet nations have increased my influence, I have increasingly been able to survive merely on the sustenance provided by the Faith of my People - I live by the Force! - My hordes of "people"; my faithful followers however are not as spiritually evolved as I am...

Anyhow, carry on!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The Lord of Spam?

Did somebody finally throw the One-ring into Mount Doom and banish him?

FTW!

Huzzah

No, but we did mount a spontaneous and unplanned attack that led to the discovery of his most vital weakness, and thus we prodded and poked it; firing a few Black Arrows...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Hmmm...

Just answered an issue primarily focussed around cheese and dairy farming, the result of my choice:-

▪Industry: Cheese Exports: Mozzarella Productivity Index ⬆63,730%

▪Industry: Pizza Delivery: Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index ⬆785%

That is some dramatic growth!

Matrixulated, Fiermont, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Klownz

Had to dismiss an issue about bicyclists and drivers.

Like can you all not come to me with bullshit like this sort it among yourselves.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Quaterna wrote:You might like to join the discord server (link - https://discordapp.com/invite/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL - taken from the region's world factbook near the very top of this page)

There's quite a bit of casual chat there.

But if you're looking for roleplay, I've started up an inter-nation alliance called ICMTOMA (link: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30231767/1/)

If you'd like, simply reply to the thread and join!

Unfortunately no-one seems interested to join at the moment...

That is totally not secretly run by me.

Pay no attention to the relation between ictoma and itrosomia.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Quaterna

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hmmm...

Just answered an issue primarily focussed around cheese and dairy farming, the result of my choice:-

▪Industry: Cheese Exports: Mozzarella Productivity Index ⬆63,730%

▪Industry: Pizza Delivery: Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index ⬆785%

That is some dramatic growth!

And behold!

The great Lord JayZeeJay brought forth cheezagra!

And in other news . . .

• 'Pizza Hut' stock triples in value during a frantic NYSE trading day!

• The nation of Italy rejoices as the Pope reveals some ancient meat and blesses 'Holy Zombi-Salami' in Rome.

Hmph. Slow day.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Klownz

Itrosomia wrote:That is totally not secretly run by me.

Pay no attention to the relation between ictoma and itrosomia.

So it's fat-free and clear of any icebergs?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

Hullo all. Glad to see Spiritus going strong. It's been a while.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, Quaterna

Hi

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Quaterna

Malsitar wrote:Hullo all. Glad to see Spiritus going strong. It's been a while.

Goodness, not very often I see someone from before my time! :P Welcome back!

Malsitar, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Itrosomia wrote:That is totally not secretly run by me.

Pay no attention to the relation between ictoma and itrosomia.

Merely a coincidence. Of course. Ahem.

Matrixulated wrote:So it's fat-free and clear of any icebergs?

M.

We do not discriminate against walruses, icebergs, potatoes, POTATA and apache helicopters, we welcome all beings into ICMTOMA (as long as they are/have a nation).

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia

The Salaxalans wrote:Goodness, not very often I see someone from before my time! :P Welcome back!

I'm afraid I don't use this nation much these days, and it wasn't doing anything where I had it, so I thought I'd check in on you lot for at least a few weeks. I like the Tolkienic theming, I have to say.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:That is totally not secretly run by me.

Pay no attention to the relation between ictoma and itrosomia.

Kurwa, you is not fit to into leading a alliance.

:)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:So it's fat-free and clear of any icebergs?

M.

Don't forget about the walruses!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You know, your nation is kind of dull as a concept; limited and one-dimensional - I mean, it appears you seem fixated on treading the line between the "Civil Rights Lovefest" that you are, and anarchy; by encouraging corruption and crime, but the whole scary clown thing is so last year, and you seem to be pretty half-hearted and uninspired...

Be original and stay relevant!!

So basically...

https://media.giphy.com/media/HFVFe0K4Mh1iE/giphy.gif

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Hey!

Where's Russinadia, Potatogion, Audriany, OGG, and Spudghetti Monster....amongst others?

Did Salaxalans go mind-control crazy and put them in cold-storage?

It's walruses and klownz but no spuds!

Huzzahhhh-NO!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Malsitar wrote:Hullo all. Glad to see Spiritus going strong. It's been a while.

You and me both.

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hey!

Where's Russinadia, Potatogion, Audriany, OGG, and Spudghetti Monster....amongst others?

Did Salaxalans go mind-control crazy and put them in cold-storage?

It's walruses and klownz but no spuds!

Huzzahhhh-NO!

*opens the freezer and pokes head in*

I don't think they're in here. Maybe they're in Antarctica?

Can we have balloons too?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hey!

It's walruses and klownz but no spuds!

Oops! That sounded weird....I meant to say, where's my spud-buddies?

Sorry, 'Somi, nothing personal against you and your kin, mate.

And to you, Klownz....well, I'm not sorry coz you fellas are just creepy scary.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:*opens the freezer and pokes head in*

I don't think they're in here. Maybe they're in Antarctica?

Can we have balloons too?

Nope! Nope! Nope!

NO Clowns with or without balloons!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:Nope! Nope! Nope!

NO Clowns with or without balloons!

M.

It appears the clowns have gone.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Makes up a rather large plate of pancakes

Here have some! Enjoy!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:It appears the clowns have gone.

Feirmont wrote:Makes up a rather large plate of pancakes

Here have some! Enjoy!

Maybe they'll come back and enjoy some pancakes?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Koznokora

Feirmont wrote:Makes up a rather large plate of pancakes

Here have some! Enjoy!

You are amazing. I love pancakes

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Quaterna.

Feirmont wrote:Makes up a rather large plate of pancakes

Here have some! Enjoy!

Thank you for the kind offer, but I must reject it.

*creates a slightly larger stack of waffles*

These are my preferred batter-based breakfast food.

They are here for all to enjoy.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:

*creates a slightly larger stack of waffles*

These are my preferred batter-based breakfast food. . .

Free waffles?

A Walrus giving food away?

Wait a minute, something smells fishy here . . .

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Stop!

It's those waffles!

Don't eat those spooky fish-waffles!

Jeepers!

That "batter-based breakfast food" is made of dead fish, seaweed, and krill!

Wow! that "batter-base" is really a super-intense 'fatter-base' recipe made to get people mega-fat and useless, like, really quickly!

Hey, look everybody!

Underneath the smiling Waffle Walrus mask it's just a big blob of pseudo-sentient lard!

"Dagnabbit! I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddlesome kids!"

Yaay! A good day.

M.

*note: where's the real Mister Walruson?

Initiate system search . . .

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Koznokora

Matrixulated wrote:Stop!

It's those waffles!

Don't eat those spooky fish-waffles!

Jeepers!

That "batter-based breakfast food" is made of dead fish, seaweed, and krill!

Wow! that "batter-base" is really a super-intense 'fatter-base' recipe made to get people mega-fat and useless, like, really quickly!

Hey, look everybody!

Underneath the smiling Waffle Walrus mask it's just a big blob of pseudo-sentient lard!

"Dagnabbit! I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddlesome kids!"

Yaay! A good day.

M.

*note: where's the real Mister Walruson?

Initiate system search . . .

If you don't give me all of the bacon in spiritus I will never return him.

On second thought, if you don't, I WILL return him and he will forever spam this region.

MWAHAHA!

This message will self-destruct in 10...9...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:If you don't give me all of the bacon in spiritus I will never return him.

On second thought, if you don't, I WILL return him and he will forever spam this region.

MWAHAHA!

This message will self-destruct in 10...9...

AHHHHH

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Feirmont wrote:Makes up a rather large plate of pancakes

Here have some! Enjoy!

With maple syrup, bacon, and black pudding (a.k.a blood sausage)...

**Licks lips**

Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:If you don't give me all of the bacon in spiritus I will never return him.

On second thought, if you don't, I WILL return him and he will forever spam this region.

MWAHAHA!

This message will self-destruct in 10...9...

**Eats the message**

**Burps a large fireball**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Eats the message**

**Burps a large fireball**

Well that took care of the immediate threat . . . but not the crisis!

A malicious big blob of pseudo-sentient lard has kidnapped [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] and has demanded a ransom!

• Do we negotiate?

• Do we pay?

• Do we pave-over Itrosomia and put-up a parking lot?

• Do we care?

M.

*search in progress*

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hey!

Where's Russinadia, Potatogion, Audriany, OGG, and Spudghetti Monster....amongst others?

Did Salaxalans go mind-control crazy and put them in cold-storage?

It's walruses and klownz but no spuds!

Huzzahhhh-NO!

I believe they have all been consumed and integrated into The Jedi-Zombi Jezus...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Great British Federation.

Matrixulated wrote:...A malicious big blob of pseudo-sentient lard has kidnapped [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] and has demanded a ransom!

• Do we negotiate?

• Do we pay?

• Do we pave-over Itrosomia and put-up a parking lot?

• Do we care?

M.

*search in progress*

Sounds like a scam! - The malicious big blob of sentient lard IS [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]!

▪Don't negotiate with terrorists.

▪Don't hand over your bank account details.

▪Don't reveal any personal information.

He has an ice palace back home, and he's looking out to build a second!! - Ignore the bugger!!!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Koznokora wrote:AHHHHH

Russi?

Russinadia, is that you going crazy and waving your arms in the air while losing it?

No?

Well, then I'll do it in Russi's absence!

"Wahhhhh-Ahhhh-AhhAhh!"

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Koznokora

Great British Federation wrote:I believe they have all been consumed and integrated into The Jedi-Zombi Jezus...

Ohmigosh Noooooooo!

Ohhh, the humanitaaaaaay!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

For the fallen, be they not forgotten.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Great British Federation wrote:Sounds like a scam! - The malicious big blob of sentient lard IS [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]!

▪Don't negotiate with terrorists.

▪Don't hand over your bank account details.

▪Don't reveal any personal information.

He has an ice palace back home, and he's looking out to build a second!! - Ignore the bugger!!!

Wow, what an insidiously evil mastermind.

Even lard is smart now.

So is he a Walrus, or a Nigerian phish-scammer?

Either way, I'm going to pass on the free waffles. Feed them to J-Z-J's horde, they'll eat anything.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia

Great British Federation wrote:Sounds like a scam! - The malicious big blob of sentient lard IS [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]!

▪Don't negotiate with terrorists.

▪Don't hand over your bank account details.

▪Don't reveal any personal information.

He has an ice palace back home, and he's looking out to build a second!! - Ignore the bugger!!!

There's only one thing I will say...

EXTERMINATUS!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Wow, what an insidiously evil mastermind.

Even lard is smart now.

So is he a Walrus, or a Nigerian phish-scammer?

Either way, I'm going to pass on the free waffles. Feed them to J-Z-J's horde, they'll eat anything.

Huzzah!

Perhaps you'd join me on the beach for a few beers, a BBQ, and a bit of volleyball?!🏐

*Chucks a few extra shrimp🍤, ribs🍖, chicken legs🍗, burgers🍔, and hotdogs🌭on the barbie*

*Pulls a tinny out the cooler, and cracks it open🍺*

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Great British Federation wrote:I believe they have all been consumed and integrated into The Jedi-Zombi Jezus...

Oh my my, the Lord's Horde hath been industrious.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Ohmigosh Noooooooo!

Ohhh, the humanitaaaaaay!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

For the fallen, be they not forgotten.

Huzzah!

Awwww, come now little Spudly, dry your eyes. Nobody likes a soppy spud.

Where's your starch, boy?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Auztraalia wrote:Perhaps you'd join me on the beach for a few beers, a BBQ, and a bit of volleyball?!��

*Chucks a few extra shrimp��, ribs��, chicken legs��, burgers��, and hotdogs��on the barbie*

*Pulls a tinny out the cooler, and cracks it open��*

You got some Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson playing?

You got cold Castlemaine XXXX?

You got Fosters lager, mate?

Or how about some bottled luxury from yer' Kiwi nayburs like Steinlager, eh? Or some Lion Red?

Yeah mate, she'll be right.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Matrixulated wrote:You got some Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson playing?

You got cold Castlemaine XXXX?

You got Fosters lager, mate?

Or how about some bottled luxury from yer' Kiwi nayburs like Steinlager, eh? Or some Lion Red?

Yeah mate, she'll be right.

M.

Got Fourecks, Fosters, Speight’s, an' a few Double Browns you wan' one?

*Offers you a tinny*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:There's only one thing I will say...

EXTERMINATUS!

Uh-oh!

We went from....

Lump-o-lard 'Scooby Doo' reveal!

to Hostage for bacon!

to Walrus genocide!

all in less time than it takes to make waffles.

That's Spiritus in a nutshell.

It's good to be back.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Auztraalia wrote:Got Fourecks, Fosters, Speight’s, an' a few Double Browns you wan' one?

*Offers you a tinny*

I'll join you!

*grabs a tinny and a hot blonde*

Put another shrimp on the barby, Murray!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Auztraalia

Matrixulated wrote:Well that took care of the immediate threat . . . but not the crisis!

A malicious big blob of pseudo-sentient lard has kidnapped [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] and has demanded a ransom!

• Do we negotiate?

• Do we pay?

• Do we pave-over Itrosomia and put-up a parking lot?

• Do we care?

M.

*search in progress*

You should care or I'll either return him or won't. (I haven't decided which one will annoy you people more)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Russi?

Russinadia, is that you going crazy and waving your arms in the air while losing it?

No?

Well, then I'll do it in Russi's absence!

"Wahhhhh-Ahhhh-AhhAhh!"

Huzzah!

Whatever you think I meant bro

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:You should care or I'll either return him or won't. (I haven't decided which one will annoy you people more)

Sooooo you're not 'Somi?

I want him back, he's cool with me!

If for no other reason than he rankles the sh¡t out of my Uncle.

Huzzah!

#FreeTheWalrus

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:

Awwww, come now little Spudly, dry your eyes. Nobody likes a soppy spud.

Where's your starch, boy?

M.

Heyyyyy!

I only just noticed that weak-sauce jab.

I got plenty of starch, Uncle M.

No worries there, I've got starch for days!

And unlike some people, my starch doesn't come from a little pill with a 'V' imprinted on it.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:You should care or I'll either return him or won't. (I haven't decided which one will annoy you people more)

If you return him, I'll just take out the cyclonic torpedoes, if you don't, I'll bombard any planet with walruses with nova cannons.

Like I said, EXTERMINA...

ERIKA!

Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein

wird umschwärmt...

The Altdarfian Reich declares war on the

Pilzawan-Lutunian Commonwealth.

[spoiler= More useless DoWs ]

Linvatteburg joins on the side of the PLC

Estaria joins on the side of the PLC

Narvgrod joins on the side of the PLC

Norsca joins on the side of the PLC

The Parron Republic joins on the side of the PLC

Horsea joins on the side of the PLC

Zokvia joins on the side of the AR

Vulturian Union joins on the side of the AR

Itania joins on the side of the AR

Panaslava joins on the side of the AR

The Duchy of Sylvania joins the side of the AR

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:If you return him, I'll just take out the cyclonic torpedoes, if you don't, I'll bombard any planet with walruses with nova cannons.

Like I said, EXTERMINA...

ERIKA!

Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein

wird umschwärmt...

The Altdarfian Reich declares war on the

Pilzawan-Lutunian Commonwealth.

[spoiler= More useless DoWs ]

Linvatteburg joins on the side of the PLC

Estaria joins on the side of the PLC

Narvgrod joins on the side of the PLC

Norsca joins on the side of the PLC

The Parron Republic joins on the side of the PLC

Horsea joins on the side of the PLC

Zokvia joins on the side of the AR

Vulturian Union joins on the side of the AR

Itania joins on the side of the AR

Panaslava joins on the side of the AR

The Duchy of Sylvania joins the side of the AR

[/spoiler]

Well then, Mister Parrona, it certainly looks like we finally get to say,

"Goodbye, Mister Walruson."

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Heyyyyy!

I only just noticed that weak-sauce jab.

I got plenty of starch, Uncle M.

No worries there, I've got starch for days!

And unlike some people, my starch doesn't come from a little pill with a 'V' imprinted on it.

Huzzah!

Err those are for special occasions. Leave them alone!

Who gave that blithering idiot a beer in a tinny?

He can't handle his booze!

Did anyone check that hot blonde for an Adams-apple?

Spudly has made errors in the past!

No! I'm not diverting attention at all.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

Auztraalia wrote:Got Fourecks, Fosters, Speight’s, an' a few Double Browns you wan' one?

*Offers you a tinny*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'll join you!

*grabs a tinny and a hot blonde*

Put another shrimp on the barby, Murray!

Huzzah!

Ah-hah! There's the scene of the crime(s).

Of course, I'm just assuming the "hot blonde" was a girl . . .

Hey Spudly?

Have you forgotten that dancer (she was a stripper) you dated just before you reported for Basic Training?

The one who wanted to introduce you to the sexual-art of "pegging" if my memory serves?

Hah! An excellent Viagra-fuelled comeback if I do say-so myself!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Hey everyone, a game of Lord of the Rings themed Mafia is being set up on the forums, if anyone's interested. For those of you who haven't heard of it Mafia, also known as Werewolf, is a game where everyone is trying to work together to figure out which of the people among them are actually evil and trying to kill the rest of the town. It's a game of paranoia, lying, accusations, and MURDER. Plus it's a lot of fun!

Sign ups are here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30251287/

And hurry! They're closing on Friday, June 2nd! I hope to see you all there!

Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Russi?

Russinadia, is that you going crazy and waving your arms in the air while losing it?

No?

Well, then I'll do it in Russi's absence!

"Wahhhhh-Ahhhh-AhhAhh!"

Huzzah!

Russinadia is in the boneyard :((

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Statens wrote:Russinadia is in the boneyard :((

No, he's not; he's one of us now!...

...One of us! One of Us!! ONE OF US!!!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No, he's not; he's one of us now!...

...One of us! One of Us!! ONE OF US!!!

We are one! We are Spiritus!

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Asmovia wrote:Hey everyone, a game of Lord of the Rings themed Mafia is being set up on the forums, if anyone's interested. For those of you who haven't heard of it Mafia, also known as Werewolf, is a game where everyone is trying to work together to figure out which of the people among them are actually evil and trying to kill the rest of the town. It's a game of paranoia, lying, accusations, and MURDER. Plus it's a lot of fun!

Sign ups are here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30251287/

And hurry! They're closing on Friday, June 2nd! I hope to see you all there!

I've never read/watched the LoTR, can i still join?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:I've never read/watched the LoTR, can i still join?

100% yes! It'll just be a theme, everything needed to play the game will be explained when it starts.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Asmovia wrote:Hey everyone, a game of Lord of the Rings themed Mafia is being set up on the forums, if anyone's interested. For those of you who haven't heard of it Mafia, also known as Werewolf, is a game where everyone is trying to work together to figure out which of the people among them are actually evil and trying to kill the rest of the town. It's a game of paranoia, lying, accusations, and MURDER. Plus it's a lot of fun!

Sign ups are here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30251287/

And hurry! They're closing on Friday, June 2nd! I hope to see you all there!

I would, but I have no idea how to join the forums

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Koznokora wrote:I would, but I have no idea how to join the forums

To get an account you just register here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/

Once you've done that you can apply for citizenship here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30162018/1/#new

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Koznokora

In addition to the Mafia game, we're also currently having an election for the very first Regent of Spiritus! This is a head of state position, sort of like the Queen of England in that it's meant to represent the region and be a unifying figure, while the Steward is the head of government (we had an election for this but there's only one candidate, so no voting!). You can see the election here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30257590/1/#new

Anyone who is a member of the Adûnaic League is eligible to vote!

Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

And, forgot to say, if you're not on the forums, you can use the links in [nation=short]asmovia[/nation]'s post above mine to join and get citizenship! Then to be able to vote in the election, you join the Adûnaic League here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30205255/

Hope to see you all on the forums!

Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:....Viagra-fuelled....myself!

M.

Blah-blah, blah blah-blah, something something in old-fartish!

Whatevs. Don't be hating on young Studly!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Oh, and just for good measure....

#FreeTheWalrus

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia

Just been on the forums, browsing through the corridors of power; listening in on private conversations and confessionals, and briefly casting my shadow in the halls of the Adûnaic League; taking part in the election of our Regent by placing my ballot in the box☒

I just want to say that should [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], or [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation], require an explanation of my vote it is because I envision the possibly resultant sharing of power between Regent, Delegate, and Steward to spread the burden of work more equally, lessening the pressures on any one individual within this administration, thus improving efficiency, perhaps operating in a similar manner to a Roman triumvirate, or perhaps more accurately a Holy Trinity, under the unifying Force of [nation=short]The Spirit[/nation]...

I hope this can be the case!

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Happy Friday!!

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Statens wrote:Happy Friday!!

Happy, last hour and fifteen minutes of Friday for us?

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The Parron Republic wrote:Happy, last hour and fifteen minutes of Friday for us?

Happy last month of exams for me (in which in fact I have the majority of my exams)?

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Just been on the forums, browsing through the corridors of power; listening in on private conversations and confessionals, and briefly casting my shadow in the halls of the Adûnaic League; taking part in the election of our Regent by placing my ballot in the box☒

I just want to say that should [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], or [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation], require an explanation of my vote it is because I envision the possibly resultant sharing of power between Regent, Delegate, and Steward to spread the burden of work more equally, lessening the pressures on any one individual within this administration, thus improving efficiency, perhaps operating in a similar manner to a Roman triumvirate, or perhaps more accurately a Holy Trinity, under the unifying Force of [nation=short]The Spirit[/nation]...

I hope this can be the case!

Very interesting. While I think your core belief could ring true just a few points of clarification to keep everyone informed: as things stand now the Delegate can be changed freely by the Regent, so the Delegate position is technically lower than the Regent on the totem pole. Also, The Spirit (aka Tim) is the Steward right now.

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Just a little reminder for Statens and any other nation that hasn't voted in the election yet. In order for your vote to be counted in this election not only do you have to have citizenship but you also have to be a member of the Adûnaic League (the Legislature). To join all you have to do is post in this thread that you wish to apply: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30205255/3/#new

Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, Alekseandrea

Asmovia wrote:Very interesting. While I think your core belief could ring true just a few points of clarification to keep everyone informed: as things stand now the Delegate can be changed freely by the Regent, so the Delegate position is technically lower than the Regent on the totem pole. Also, The Spirit (aka Tim) is the Steward right now.

[spoiler=So,...]So whereas in normal NS regional mechanics, (1) the Founder has the highest level of executive power, and (if active) is effectively an unelected Head of State; like a Tyrant/Dictator, King, Queen, or Regent; and if inactive becomes relegated to a somewhat ceremonial position, (2) the Delegate is the Elected Representative of the Region and it's people/nations, and has the second highest level of executive power bestowed upon them; by the people, but under the Founder; effectively like a Prime Minister or President (depending on the activity, or lack thereof, of the Founder, and how much executive power is delegated to them), whereas (3) the "Steward" as we have decided to call them is basically a "Regional Officer", but as third highest position in the region is effectively a Vice-President or Deputy Prime Minister.

AND YET...

We in Spiritus have a Founder that doesn't seek the highest office, but has lowered themselves below their Delegate, and a Delegate who seeks the newly created highest office, and that could end up with effectively more power than the Founder(?!), and to top this off there is an very likable challenger to the throne?!

What is this Game Of Thrones madness?!?!

This seems like a quiet, yet sinister coup, or transition of power, that looks very suspect!👀

- Why does the executive administration of Spiritus seem to want to turn things on their head?!🤔

- Why is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] making a move that reminds me of the actions of a certain tinpot dictator; former Prime Minister, and current President, of a certain nation in Asia Minor with a name that resembles the traditional Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday feast bird?!

- Shall I start called Salaxalans "SalaxErdogans"?!😂

- Is [nation=short]The Spirit[/nation] the slighty tired, old Sultan?!😂[/spoiler]

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I'll try to explain how it all works here. [nation=short]The_Spirit[/nation] is the founder, basically an admin, who has a role outside of government, they don't have any political power. The Steward is the sort of Head of Government, like the Prime Minister of the UK, except here power is a bit more decentralized into different realms that can do things on their own. The person who has the nation [nation=short]The_Spirit[/nation] is [nation=short]Tim-Opolis[/nation] and they just ran for Steward and won, as they were the only candidate, so one person occupies both positions. The Regent, the position for which we're having the election right now, is more of a head of state position like the Queen of England, they serve as Delegate (unless something prevents them from doing so; [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation] has said they will not so I will most likely still be Delegate should I not win the election) but otherwise don't have much power.

So, this means [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation] and I are running to be Queen Elizabeth II, basically! :P

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I should also mention that the Steward and Regent are effectively on equal levels. Neither one reports to the other, as this isn't really a hierarchical system of government.

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The Salaxalans wrote:I'll try to explain how it all works here. [nation=short]The_Spirit[/nation] is the founder, basically an admin, who has a role outside of government, they don't have any political power. The Steward is the sort of Head of Government, like the Prime Minister of the UK, except here power is a bit more decentralized into different realms that can do things on their own. The person who has the nation [nation=short]The_Spirit[/nation] is [nation=short]Tim-Opolis[/nation] and they just ran for Steward and won, as they were the only candidate, so one person occupies both positions. The Regent, the position for which we're having the election right now, is more of a head of state position like the Queen of England, they serve as Delegate (unless something prevents them from doing so; [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation] has said they will not so I will most likely still be Delegate should I not win the election) but otherwise don't have much power.

So, this means [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation] and I are running to be Queen Elizabeth II, basically! :P

[Spoiler=My Response]To say the Founder has no political power is a little naive - They have more power than any other person in a region; if they choose to exercise it! - Exactly like the Head of State; the Queen of England; Queen Elizabeth II - If they don't choose to exercise such power then the Founder is merely a tourist attraction, a bit of traditional pomp and circumstance, a fossil of a bygone era relegated to a ceremonial position that effectively just waves, smiles, and rubber stamps what the people and its elected representatives want - Exactly like the Head of State; the Queen of England; Queen Elizabeth II...

If you ([nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]) are elected "Regent", and are Delegate aswell (as you say it is part of the job), then you are effectively a Presidential-type of Head of State, or an Absolute Monarch, and the position of Founder is made almost superfluous, except perhaps in very difficult and interesting times - Then if "Regent" is like being the King or Queen, then the Founder would be analogous to the ghost of King Arthur!😂 ...and the ghost of King Arthur is now possessing the body of the Prime Minister ("Steward") as a counterbalance to the soon to be elected Regent?! - Difficult and interesting times indeed!!

If [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation] is elected Regent, and doesn't take on the Delegacy; as he said he won't, then he is effectively acting like the Constitional Monarch in a Parliamentary Democracy - Exactly like the Head of State; the Queen of England; Queen Elizabeth II, where his Regency would in style, and the effective power exercised, be like being the Founder - Somewhat removed whenever they want to be, whilst you would continue to run the Delegacy like an elected Prime Minister, and the Founder would be hidden behind/inside your Deputy... (?!)🤔

Can you see how this is like a game of magical, musical chairs? - Better to remove a chair from one person, than to have one person take nearly all the chairs! 😂[/spoiler]

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First: as soon as the Spirit starts acting on the power to kick people out and such, political philosophy goes out the window and there's no point in even discussing a government based on a democratic or representative system. Second: even if that weren't true, what's your goal? Do you want something to change? Then work on changing it. You have the power to at least start that process

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I have almost a billion citizens, but i still haven't gotten my leader issue.

Why?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:I have almost a billion citizens, but i still haven't gotten my leader issue.

Why?

Sometimes RNGesus isn't as nice to us as we'd like. It'll come, don't worry :)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alright see you next month

Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Or you could see us sooner! :D

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:I have almost a billion citizens, but i still haven't gotten my leader issue.

Why?

You're too fat.

M.

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[spoiler=So,...]So whereas in normal NS regional mechanics, (1) the Founder has the highest level of executive power, and (if active) is effectively an unelected Head of State; like a Tyrant/Dictator, King, Queen, or Regent; and if inactive becomes relegated to a somewhat ceremonial position, (2) the Delegate is the Elected Representative of the Region and it's people/nations, and has the second highest level of executive power bestowed upon them; by the people, but under the Founder; effectively like a Prime Minister or President (depending on the activity, or lack thereof, of the Founder, and how much executive power is delegated to them), whereas (3) the "Steward" as we have decided to call them is basically a "Regional Officer", but as third highest position in the region is effectively a Vice-President or Deputy Prime Minister.

AND YET...

We in Spiritus have a Founder that doesn't seek the highest office, but has lowered themselves below their Delegate, and a Delegate who seeks the newly created highest office, and that could end up with effectively more power than the Founder(?!), and to top this off there is an very likable challenger to the throne?!

What is this Game Of Thrones madness?!?!

This seems like a quiet, yet sinister coup, or transition of power, that looks very suspect!��

- Why does the executive administration of Spiritus seem to want to turn things on their head?!��

- Why is [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] making a move that reminds me of the actions of a certain tinpot dictator; former Prime Minister, and current President, of a certain nation in Asia Minor with a name that resembles the traditional Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday feast bird?!

- Shall I start called Salaxalans "SalaxErdogans"?!��

- Is [nation=short]The Spirit[/nation] the slighty tired, old Sultan?!��[/spoiler]

The Salaxalans wrote:I'll try to explain. . .

So, this means [nation=short]Feirmont[/nation] and I are running to be Queen Elizabeth II, basically! :P

Asmovia wrote:I should also mention that the Steward and Regent are effectively on equal levels. Neither one reports to the other, as this isn't really a hierarchical system of government.
That was highly insightful and quite educational.

Politics is nothing if not complex.

Have at it!

M.

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*also. . . I knew Salaxalans was a closet Queen.

Just saying.

M.

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Itrosomia wrote:I have almost a billion citizens, but i still haven't gotten my leader issue.

Why?

You have a yuuugge population, but none of your "people" display leadership qualities??

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Animal Farmerica wrote:You have a yuuugge population, but none of your "people" display leadership qualities??

All I have to say is #covfefe...

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Itrosomia wrote:I have almost a billion citizens, but i still haven't gotten my leader issue.

Why?

Perhaps the Walruses prefer a non-hierarchical society?

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Well the terrorists have struck again, mere miles from where I live... 😔😓

Great British Federation wrote:Well the terrorists have struck again, mere miles from where I live... 😔😓

Don't anyone dare do a #PrayFor[insert city name here] post - Nobody is listening to those prayers - We the people have to sort things out for ourselves...

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Matrixulated wrote:You're too fat.

M.

You're an arsehole.

That's just mean.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

I'm training hard, Lord J-Z-J, so I can unleash the full Studliness of The Spud on those wankers!

Huzzah!

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Matrixulated wrote:*also. . . I knew Salaxalans was a closet Queen.

Just saying.

M.

Only if I win! :P

#salaxatato2017

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Great British Federation wrote:Well the terrorists have struck again, mere miles from where I live... 😔😓

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Don't anyone dare do a #PrayFor[insert city name here] post - Nobody is listening to those prayers - We the people have to sort things out for ourselves...

#PrayFor...Earth.

You know I'm going to find a way around that right?

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Hey, for the mafia tournament, are the rules not posted yet, or have i just not fond them?

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