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Region: Spiritus
Yeah, RP! Also known as . . .
You, the crazy Scottish hot-bod you met at a wild party (just last night,) and a heavily-accented Geordie travel-agent from Newcastle, (called Shazza!) who just confirmed booking your romantic weekend-getaway for two in Bognor Regis this weekend.
Breakfast included, plus V.A.T.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Having such strong beliefs as you, Matrixulated, is admirable.
It is a shame that believing that something is does not make it so.
The Parron Republic
Nah, more like this(?)...
Dvdvevbhsgdjhnrbsbfjrgsgdjdvsvfbdcwvh I unsheathe frostmourne and stab you before you can react Dbcbfbfbrbfbrbrbrb ffvdvhndvdbfbdvfnfndvdbdvfbfb
(Capital letters, punctuation, godmodding.)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I stand corrected!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I like your new flag better parron.
Matrixulated
Yes.
Do you like it better than my other one?
Matrixulated
But it's square.
:(
An Improvement from the previous one.
KREEEEEE!!!
Are you talking to me?
Also, who is Tim?
Your senior, respect him/her.
Follow the social hierarchy, obedience is mandatory.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
No.
Also, I have no idea what you mean half the time.
Did anyone else get the "Liberate Illuminati" telegram?
Matrixulated
We are the Blorg, Hugs are mandatory, assimilation is necessary, resistance is futile.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Is a blorg a type of parrot?
*assimilates a potato*
*starts resisting*
*hugs a potato*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Flying Spudghetti Monster
Ya
Matrixulated
It isn't here!
Whoever stopped it from coming to spam, hurrah!
Matrixulated
You mean culveria or me?
Matrixulated
"All the Clan houses, bands & villages within this geographic area marked on this map hereby cement their consent to the new laws imposed upon them by the house of Root. Among other laws, we of these groups hereby agree that ALL within the nation shall receive free food. If ever this be not the case, we shall the ALL of us starve. We reiterate that if ANY are to eat adequately, then ALL are to eat adequately. None may fatten themselves into obesity whilst others starve. Withdraw on consent of this law shall signal desire to leave the nation and live in exile. This assemblage is adjourned"- Earliest Vivan law decrees, an assemblage held some time durning the Stone Age (These laws are still in place)
Too long. Please summarize.
Hurrah hurrah!
Hey, what happened to "trying to get ahead" on the poll?
Also, try this poll!
*inputs shameless advertising into the oxygen supply*
And if you haven't, please endorse [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]
Matrixulated
Krr Click klick
(Hey JZJ, I heard there is a new dead body buffet down town. Wanna go?)
I haven't had a good meal since...
Regional Happenings:-
21 hours ago: Asteriksia ceased to exist in Spiritus.
So er... sure, why not?
**Brings a bottle of Jedi-Zombi Jezuit "Z virus" tainted blood wine**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
By that do you mean, wine for Xenobloods, wine made in the style of Xenobloods, wine made by Xenobloods, wine as strong as the Xenobloods, or wine made by Xenobloods?
Krrrrrr
(Yes)
Jedi-Zombi Jezuit Blood Wine or "Bloodwine": [noun] an alcoholic beverage created from water via the arcane Jedi-Zombi powers of Our Lord Jezus Christ, frequently used in the sacred rituals of initiation, confirmation, and continued compliance to (and within) The Jedi-Zombi Jezus - It contains the blood of Jezus Christ; (which in itself contains the Jedi-Zombi "Z" Virus, midi-chlorians, water, numerous life-giving vitamins, minerals etc.), a "secret blend of herbs and spices", and plant extracts, whilst strangely tasting of a mixture of fermented, partially digested grape juice, with the distinct taste of iron, and leaving a tingling, electric sensation on the tongue, a burning thirst, and bad case of "the munchies"...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
It's a killer drink.
It will rise again before you know it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Tainted Xenoblood Hive.
Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I thought you were talking about xenoblood elixer. If you want to see it read he quote below. It dries the soul out so that xenobloods can eat them without them running around. If a xenoblood drinks it though, it becomes stronger.)
DIE [nation=short]kreeeeeeee[/nation] ! *hurls planets at him*
Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
*drinks the soul from kreeeeee and then throws his body to JZJ*
Here you go.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Angst?
Do carry on . . .
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Such kind murgling! I feel truly blessed.
I'm not all that creative, though; I mostly just mraghl every now and then, move on and miss out for a few days.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
There is not much else I can do without ruining it for JZJ except...
BOO!!
*jumpscares him into trauma*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
* . . . chirping of crickets . . . *
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Chirp. Chirp.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Words are not scary, especially if it's seen on a screen.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh I dunno . . .
"Naked pictures of your Mom having sex, click here!"
"Donald Trump is World's Smartest Man!
He Rewrites Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity on Air Force One cocktail napkin!"
"Two Lemon Parties, One Cup!"
"Max Barry announces that Culveria *Wins* NationStates!"
. . . you scared yet?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
"Sissies complain the neighbors are too loud, morons complain that sissies are always ruining the fun parties. So we compromised and required all houses to be soundproof so that the sissies and morons would all shut up"- decree on Vivan communitty noise laws, housing/building codes and general ordinances about citizens whining about nothing.
On the Internet, anything can be fake!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I feel offended.
Matrixulated
Anything on the Internet includes everything you see on the internet, especially random gods.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I feel less offended.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Sorry about lack of poll, my week has become a little overwhelming; I'll probably put one up tomorrow!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
Cats are real, dragons however...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Probably.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Very scared....
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I didn't realize this was 4chan lol y'all talking about some nasty stuff around her XD
Huh?
If you want dirty then here!
Mud.
Month old gym socks.
Rotten potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
Parron, if your brain was made of chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Hey [nation=short]Alan_can[/nation] ! I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out smarter words than what you just said.
Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Everyone has been changing their flags...who was who again?
Matrixulated
My old flag is my new primary banner.
Matrixulated
Afternoon, everybody ^-^ *distributes medicinal and recreational drugs, foreign aid money, and other black market goods in your marketplaces, then covers it up with a hefty donation to everyone's WA administrations*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
"Barbarians at our gates? Impossible, we ARE the barbarians. Perhaps you mean to say the civilized folk came to the gate and started talking about silly things like 'COLA' or 'Property taxes'?"
I don't think I've said hello to you yet!
Hi! Welcome to Spiritus new love! :)
I'm rather sure he/she/it isn't new.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Oi, there actually is a issue where you can hang your advisers:
You want to bring NUKES into Alekseandrea?! screams anti-nuclear protestor, Wendy Grossweiner. This wont make us safer - it will just give the power to destroy everything to a few people! We must hunt down the people who suggested this evil plan and have them hanged! We must protect nature from the horrible influences of science. I say ban all new weapons research!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Why bother banning research when your country is about to stagnate, economically, socially and scientifically?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Because you can and you want to?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
What are you even quoting?
Matrixulated
Klick klick
(Can I eat them after you hang them?)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I didn't.
Why reject nuclear weapons when you can have POWER, UNLIMETED POWER!
He. He.
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
*lighting flash*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Here, you can eat the people killed in my country for being execivly stupid.
Matrixulated
Um... Ha? Ha Ha? Why are we laughing?
I mean, people can just detonate them from inside your country.
You would be much safer with my new potato powered bomb.
It explodes into potatoes and when people catch them it explodes.
Matrixulated
... whats happened here?
what now everyones quiet now that im back?
That's inhumane.
You can't do that to potatoes.
Matrixulated
i shall always destroy potatoes whenever i see them
W-what?
Why would you kill a potato?
They are not real potatoes.
It destroys people when they learn that they don't gate a potato.
because giant killer spiky selfcannibalistic carnivorous man eating pickles are better aka deviljhos
No they aren't.
Like this post if you like potatoes better then that.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
[nation=short]Tainted Xenoblood Hive[/nation]!!!! how dare you!!!
Chaos is at work, demonic invasion, heresy, cults, and a false god, the era of heresy is upon us, let your armor be contempt, your sword, hate, your shield disgust, by the will of the elders, let no heretic survive!
-Cardinal Jaroan, known extremist.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Click krr
(Sorry, but pickles and xenobloods have had a long and death filled war.
Also, I like your new flag.)
WHAT ARE YOU QUOTING?!?!?!?!?
I haven't met them tho. So I am saying hello :)
by pickles i mean the Deviljhos.
KRRRRRR
(All pickles are evil! One time I saw (shivers) a chair made out of pickles!)
A part of Cardinal Jaroan's speech before the Referendum of Centralisation.
On top of that, here are some headlines...
Renovatio Imperii passed
Charter of Heresy passed
sure deviljhos will kill and eat anything in sight. but theyre cool right? *climbs onto a savage deviljho and sits in a saddle*
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
i trained him to attack people who yell heresy repeatedly, aka you *the deviljho hears and runs towards the sound of lunch*
Heresy!
Draconism proclaimed as a heresy due to its similarities to a cult.
"Crusader Kings 2, a cult classic, now with actual cults."
- Release trailer for Monks and Mystics
Also, saying hi to people is fun!
Hellooooo!
Alekseandrea
good, keep yelling the trigger word *riding the deviljho as it chases anyone that says the trigger word*
*Taps fingers*
*puts subliminal messages everywhere*
This poll endorse me has the most likes.
You know what?
Never mind, because your week has been stressful so just do it when you have the time.
THE TRIGGER WORD! THE TRIGGER WORD! THE TRIGGER WORD! THE TRIGGER WORD!
Is it going to chase me into space?
You know, Poland can into space before you.
Heresy!
I've already endorsed you love :)
you dont know the word *covers devies ears and whispers* the word is heresy
*devie starts charging his lazer*
Cyrtes
I knew that.
Cyrtes
good
Cyrtes
Religions or cults that are now heresy.
Draconism (cult/religion)
Walrism (religion)
Order of the Materium (cult)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*devie blasts his lazer into space at parrons spaceships*
oh and thanks for the name of the religion
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