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Culveria wrote:he is still here in my home, is he to become the god of parrots or not? is he the ruler of parrona?

He is to pick one, for he can't be both.I am sure he chose godhood.

I checked, he did.

Potatogion wrote:Parrona surrendered after he blew himself up. I don't think you want an ally that blows up so easily.

I blew your airport.

I have an Ultimatum

Return all of Parrona's lands

Or get excommunicated

Armistice for 2 earth weeks.

Culveria wrote:are you to be the ascendant god instead edward? or will neither of you ascend?

it looked like Paronna was kind of imploding, so I took advantage of this and became allies with Potatogion

*i walk up to alexander and draw my blade and raise it* Watashi no kōru de jōshō, arekusandā wa, shinkaku no wa anatadesu *i drive the blade into the old parrot gods back his power bursting out of him and going into alexander and i remove my blade letting the previous god drop to the floor dead and leaving alexander the god of parrots*

as for where I stand, Culveria is my #1 ally

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

I'll just go back to my corner then...

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:I have an Ultimatum

Return all of Parrona's lands

Or get excommunicated

Armistice for 2 earth weeks.

Yea

Parrona wrote:Yea

I didn't take any land, but since I'm getting loaded off of the lands, I shall protect them with Potatogion

and by protect, it probably means nuking any opposition

Parrona wrote:What?*Clueless stare*

now you are the god of parrots alexander, leave to your home

Faulknation wrote:I'll just go back to my corner then...

faulknation, i regard you as my closest ally as well, i am sorry if i offended you ignoring you for this small ceremony, but it is over now

Which is 20 years in Nova Sol

Culveria wrote:now you are the god of parrots alexander, leave to your home

faulknation, i regard you as my closest ally as well, i am sorry if i offended you ignoring you for this small ceremony, but it is over now

I was just joking, but I hope that this war ends soon *for the benefit of all*

Alexander is mentor minister, Edward is prime minister

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:I have an Ultimatum

Return all of Parrona's lands

Or get excommunicated

Armistice for 2 earth weeks.

faulknation, if you had come into any lands that were previously parronas return half, there is no harm in that, but if anyone wishes to start a fight with faulknation, they must combat me as well

Accept it, last deal or Pope Luke II will demand Parrona's lands......by force if necessary.

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Accept it, last deal or Pope Luke II will demand Parrona's lands......by force if necessary.

at this time, the moon is directly over you reich, settle for my deal of half or i shall bring the moon down upon you

Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton, accept the Ultimatum

It is my land, by the way.

The MLH WILL HEED THE HORSEAN. and they are a theocracy so they will agree to join.

Parrona wrote:It is my land, by the way.

you want it? *the lands parrona once had raises and breaks away from the earth and moves till it is hovering over parronas most valued land* i shall give it to you, if you truly want it

Culveria wrote:faulknation, if you had come into any lands that were previously parronas return half, there is no harm in that, but if anyone wishes to start a fight with faulknation, they must combat me as well

like I said, I own no land that was once Parrona's, I simply requested that since I helped in the war I am able to trade for resources that have come out of it. If you were to start a war with me, then it would have no purpose, and would also most likely end in the destruction of your nation.

Please, just, armistice for 3 days.

Culveria wrote:you want it? *the lands parrona once had raises and breaks away from the earth and moves till it is hovering over parronas most valued land* i shall give it to you, if you truly want it

ohhhhh, you seem to be in a situation Parrona

Faulknation wrote:like I said, I own no land that was once Parrona's, I simply requested that since I helped in the war I am able to trade for resources that have come out of it. If you were to start a war with me, then it would have no purpose, and would also most likely end in the destruction of your nation.

they want lands that potatogion has *waits with the lands hovering over parrona* start a fight with faulknation and you shall get your lands indeffinetely

now, what shall i have in return for putting these lands back with you without causing destruction?

Culveria don't think that helping Alexander means we are forever your allies.*whispering*potatogion, lands for alliance?

and thus, we have an ultimatum of our own

Parrona wrote:Culveria don't think that helping Alexander means we are forever your allies.*whispering*potatogion, lands for alliance?

he is currently my ally, and by proxy, Culveria is in a partial treaty with him. I doubt he will give up this opportunity

Treaty of pegon

Potatogion, lands for allegiance?

I am giving him nukes, just keep in mind he loves nukes

Alexander is just mentor minister, Edward is the prime minister

Faulknation wrote:I am giving him nukes, just keep in mind he loves nukes

especially potato nukes *i yawn bored and put the lands down where i took them from*

Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton I give you nukes and my allegiance for all my land?

Parrona wrote:Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton I give you nukes and my allegiance for all my land?

i do not care for nukes, give my share of nukes to faulks

Culveria wrote:i do not care for nukes, give my share of nukes to faulks

I am not negotiating with you, Culveria

Parrona wrote:Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton I give you nukes and my allegiance for all my land?

I have no need for your land, I just wanted to have spoils from war. If Culveria is satisfied with how things are, I will let things go. Keep in mind though that you are still not my ally, we are just in a standstill

Parrona wrote:Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton I give you nukes and my allegiance for all my land?

How bout I give you the blunt of the land, but I keep oil rigs and mining stations?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

well i bore, i wish something to entertain me

Alexander came in to discuss neutrality, Edward orders Alexander's arrest. Alexander did not resist.

Culveria wrote:well i bore, i wish something to entertain me

well, we do have many country's on the brink of war...I'm just saying

We accept your offer potatogion.

Alexander is in custody, Culveria

You are officially excommunicated, Culveria, pagans.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Wow, that's brutal.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Edward orders remilitarization of Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:The tinfoil is comprised.

Do not use it.

It's filled with mind-controlling nanobots.

Nice. I think that I'll stick to the sack of potatoes...

*switches tinfoil hat for another sack of potatoes, and falls down again*

...Ouch.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion? I accept the offer.

Do anything rash, Culveria, and your followers will be executed.

Transmission from Parrona

Militarisation of bay of Parron. Culveria denounced. Pacts with members of MLH signed.

Parrona seems to unally everyone.Did I miss any war,Parrona,by the way?Because I see I have 127 unread messages.

Just like my old Watsapp group.

Matrixulated

Civil wars and more

Audriany wrote:Parrona seems to unally everyone.Did I miss any war,Parrona,by the way?Because I see I have 127 unread messages.

Just like my old Watsapp group.

Civil war and more.

Matrixulated

Potatogion is our first choice of allies. Culveria, on the other hand......

Throws a gun into DMZ......soon constructs army base in DMZ

Parrona wrote:Do anything rash, Culveria, and your followers will be executed.

you best not try touching my peoples unless you wish to be erased from existence. culveria is in a paradoxical field that doesnt let anyone or anything through or inside without my consent. so you cant even get into my country.

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:You are officially excommunicated, Culveria, pagans.

do you wish to be destroyed? culveria follows there god. aka me

I found a community of culverias here.Alexander is not in power anymore, he might give you a chance, but I will not.

The MLH do not recognise pagans.

Parrona wrote:I found a community of culverias here.Alexander is not in power anymore, he might give you a chance, but I will not.

culverians would happily die in my name. but i will not let them die *marks of cain appear on each culverians forehead* you are familiar with that mark right? that mark makes it so anything potentially done to them is negated and returned to the person trying to harm them sevenfold. it also works against machines

Space fleet, go to the the holy worlds, open the gates and activate REASON from there.

Parrona wrote:Space fleet, go to the the holy worlds, open the gates and activate REASON from there.

thats right, come and try to fight me! *smiles coldly*

Culveria need not die, but the other pagans..........

Parrona wrote:We accept your offer potatogion.

Thank you. I shall pull my troops out of you land in all places except for the selected areas.

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Activate RECKONING.

*laughs before roaring out* Ryūjin kami no kōhai!!!! *releases a blast destroying the fleet in seconds*

First target, Alexander's homeworld.

do not try to fight culveria. i will not allow people trying to harm what is mine, and every culverian is mine

everything of culveria is mine

Can I have a Culverian? For science.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Glass a system close but not in Culveria.

Potatogion wrote:Can I have a Culverian? For science.

no, they are not being experimented on

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The fleet travels by going in and out of dimensions.

Alexander, this is why you should not deal with a pagan. Points at Alexander's burning homeworld.

Culveria wrote:no, they are not being experimented on

Who ever said I would experiment on them. I want to see how they can readjust to living around only potatoes.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Next pagan nation.

Parrona wrote:Alexander, this is why you should not deal with a pagan. Points at Alexander's burning homeworld.

ill just finish that off out of mercy. Ryūjin kami no sekai no kōhai!!!!!!! *blasts the burning planet out of existence* and let me correct you, this is why you should not betray me

Edward laughs, "Alexander is helpless, he dealed with the pagan and he gets his just desserts.

Parrona is left in the guidance of the Pope

While Edward glass every pagan planet.

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Edward laughs, "Alexander is helpless, he dealed with the pagan and he gets his just desserts.

the fledgling god isnt even trying to use his power. why is that?

Parrona wrote:While Edward glass every pagan planet.

*appears on edwards ship* i suggest you stop this idiocy

someone might get hurt *had teleported each one that lived on those destroyed planets to culveria while growing and forming culveria so they fit and can be happy*

(before they were destroyed they were teleported to culveria)

Audriany has a cybernetic revolution!

Biggest scientific advancement across these nations.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:(before they were destroyed they were teleported to culveria)

...you might want to calm down here, you seem a little steamed up

Faulknation wrote:...you might want to calm down here, you seem a little steamed up

im just protecting these innocent people from those two.

SO MANY MESSAGES!!!

*collapses*

Also did everyone see the news post? Zombies soon. I hope it's not one of you that just shovels corpses into ditches. >_>

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma

Audriany wrote:Audriany has a cybernetic revolution!

Biggest scientific advancement across these nations.

Scientific advancement?

What else did you invent?

A spambot who can propagate 'pissing contests'-posts on the RMB?

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Culveria

Alekseandrea wrote:Scientific advancement?

What else did you invent?

A spambot who can propagate 'pissing contests'-posts on the RMB?

2 POINTS MORE AND I WILL HAVE THE SAME ECONOMY LIKE YOU!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais

The Salaxalans wrote:SO MANY MESSAGES!!!

*collapses*

Also did everyone see the news post? Zombies soon. I hope it's not one of you that just shovels corpses into ditches. >_>

Nah... not ditches. We dump them in the sewage system, why?

(Of course we don't. Three quarters of our population is allergic to zombies...they get urticaria from them. Me included.)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:no, they are not being experimented on

yet

The Salaxalans wrote:Zombies soon. I hope it's not one of you that just shovels corpses into ditches. >_>

Braaaaiiiinnnnnssssss

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

om nom nom

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

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