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Post self-deleted by Laughing Buddha.

Literally Jedi-Zombi Jezus on another nation?Going to make myself a puppet too then.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

I'm new here and I'm not sure what to do next. I guess this sends to people? Lol.I don't know.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

It does send.The help icon "?" is pretty useful

I'll just tell you the basics and things to make your nation prettier.

So you have issues,and issues shape your nation.Be sure what you choose because you cannot cancel it...well you can in the settings,but about that,later.

Well,actually now.

You can change your flag or choose a file from your computer to use as flag,it will automatically size it for you.The ripple makes it look like mine. (No swatsikas,nudes etc.)

There are issues throttle like "No Throtle" - 3 hours (I think),take a look there by yourself.

There isn't really that much to say,you get the idea by exploring mechanics and reading the guides.

Anyways,welcome to Spiritus!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

To be honest I don't know much about this game.You kind of unlock new features by population.And also,that grows instantly.No need to do anything.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:To be honest I don't know much about this game.You kind of unlock new features by population.And also,that grows instantly.No need to do anything.

No need to do anything... except to submit to the will of Lord Hutton, he above all.

Praise be

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:To be honest I don't know much about this game.You kind of unlock new features by population.And also,that grows instantly.No need to do anything.

Joining the forums can be useful and make the game more fun! There are games to play on the forum ;)

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Literally Jedi-Zombi Jezus on another nation?Going to make myself a puppet too then.

They're not puppets, they're action figures!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:They're not puppets, they're action figures!

Sounds fine to me.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:Sounds fine to me.

I don't like your tone.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:I don't like your tone.

How can you guess my tone behind a computer screen,master?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:How can you guess my tone behind a computer screen,master?

Quite easily.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Quite easily.

Teach me your ways!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:Teach me your ways!

Are you certain?

You will never see the world the same again if I teach you my mysterious ways.

Suddenly you will see things as they are, instead of how you believe they are.

It's not conductive to a happy life.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Are you certain?

You will never see the world the same again if I teach you my mysterious ways.

Suddenly you will see things as they are, instead of how you believe they are.

It's not conductive to a happy life.

I always wanted to buy some bleach,so I might aswell have more reasons to do so.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:I always wanted to buy some bleach,so I might aswell have more reasons to do so.

Bleach won't suffice.

Believe me.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Bleach won't suffice.

Believe me.

Am ruined now.

Can shoot.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

So I literally made Euthanasia illegal.

And the civil rights fell?!

I am literally chosing curing over killing,and people say that is bad!

Wow.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:Am ruined now.

Can shoot.

Ok.

Then for the small price of $9.99 you may buy the first package, of our many packages, that tells you everything you need to know about life, the universe and, well, everything.

It does not contain anything about evil alien overlords.

Honest!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Post self-deleted by Audriany.

Alekseandrea wrote:Ok.

Then for the small price of $9.99 you may buy the first package, of our many packages, that tells you everything you need to know about life, the universe and, well, everything.

It does not contain anything about evil alien overlords.

Honest!

Yaaas.

Although,I cannot pay to you in dollars,but do you accept euros?

I mean,nevermind.Maybe in lei?

Please?

please

plz

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:So I literally made Euthanasia illegal.

And the civil rights fell?!

I am literally chosing curing over killing,and people say that is bad!

Wow.

Civil rights is about the freedom to choose.

While you might believe euthanasia is bad,

You restrict the choices of people who want to die.

The relative terms 'good' and 'bad' do not enter the equation.

In my humble opinion, Euthanasia offers those who wish to end their lifes with dignity a way out.

Not everyone enjoys pain, a slow regression of mental faculties or a life as streched as "The hobbit"-trilogy.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:Yaaas.

Although,I cannot pay to you in dollars,but do you accept euros?

I mean,nevermind.Maybe in lei?

Please?

please

plz

How about paying with your first-born child?

It used to be quite popular.

Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Thanks for the information,and nein.

Let's change dem subject 141!

You guys play any Real Time Strategy games?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:Thanks for the information,and nein.

Let's change dem subject 141!

You guys play any Real Time Strategy games?

Nein! Nein! Nein! I only play ze turn-based strategy games, such as ze Axis und Allies.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Jack Chick wrote:Nein! Nein! Nein! I only play ze turn-based strategy games, such as ze Axis und Allies.

Nice response.

And if Alekseandrea can guess my tone again,I am done.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:Nice response.

And if Alekseandrea can guess my tone again,I am done.

It's hardly my fault that you are very predictable.

...

Or is it?

*Dun dun duuuun*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Things gotten pretty serious lately

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I just came here to say this: Your recruitment telegram is the best I have ever recieved. You kept it short, simple, and easy to read. I tip my hat to whoever made the telegram, they made it stand out from the spam of the rest.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Jack Chick, Laughing Buddha

I apologize for posting on here twice in a row, but there's something else that I feel would make your recruiting telegram even more effective. Add in something paraphrasing this: "I know you've recieved hundreds of telegrams. You might feel quite overwhelmed, you can disable recruiting telegrams here."

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Laughing Buddha

Thanks for the feedback! I also suggest joining our forum at Spiritus.wtf and registering and applying for citizenship! You will have lots of fun if you do and you can do so much more with it. You can also join our regional chat on there! If you don't like any of those things, you can throw potatoes at me :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Blessed day under Hutton's skies

praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

You all should just like... chill out and make 0% tax. For the people man!

Matrixulated

Did anybody notice that they've altered "Gunman Kills Three"? Now the NRA wants to increase concealed carry instead of banning violent video games, and they've added a new option of having mandatory self-defense courses.

Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California

Reformed Indo-Europa wrote:I just came here to say this: Your recruitment telegram is the best I have ever recieved. You kept it short, simple, and easy to read. I tip my hat to whoever made the telegram, they made it stand out from the spam of the rest.

Reformed Indo-Europa wrote:I apologize for posting on here twice in a row, but there's something else that I feel would make your recruiting telegram even more effective. Add in something paraphrasing this: "I know you've recieved hundreds of telegrams. You might feel quite overwhelmed, you can disable recruiting telegrams here."

Well we feel honoured to have such a "Welcoming Spirit". (badum-tss)

And don't worry,long posts are my speciality.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated likes liking things c:

Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Bloody Craphole wrote:Hi

Hi.

Was sh*thole blocked by the profanity filter?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Hi.

Was sh*thole blocked by the profanity filter?

Dude,don't talk like that...

And my economy is now Powerhouse :D

I made it to the top!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:Dude,don't talk like that...

And my economy is now Powerhouse :D

I made it to the top!

By quoting me, you made my talk immortal!

And my economy is better. Nyah, nyah, nyah!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello people

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Valourica wrote:Hello people

Sup dude

Alekseandrea wrote:By quoting me, you made my talk immortal!

And my economy is better. Nyah, nyah, nyah!

Only 6 more economy points and I will have an economy as good as you! >:D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:Only 6 more economy points and I will have an economy as good as you! >:D

Impressive, most impressive.

Yet I remain supreme.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Alekseandrea wrote:Impressive, most impressive.

Yet I remain supreme.

Not for too long!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:Not for too long!

You insolent wretch!

Matrixulated, Audriany

Alekseandrea wrote:You insolent wretch!

:)

Alekseandrea

Valourica wrote:Hello people

Welcome! Consider popping onto the forums or IRC. :)

Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Hi

Matrixulated, Istanialand, Audriany

Blahdabloodledoo

Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

\o/

Matrixulated, Audriany

Yes or No?

Russinadia, Audriany

Everyone, check out our pinned Foreign Update Dispatch!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Audriany

Well see you later guys!I am going to my nation's beautiful polluted mountains with ugly rivers!

If I get the chance I'll chat a little while on my tablet.

Matrixulated, Russinadia

I don't like the poll.

Why isn't neither a possible choice.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Because Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life! :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Mjaumjau wrote:Because Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life! :P

Sure.

And 2 plus 2 equals 5.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Russinadia

Alekseandrea wrote:Sure.

And 2 plus 2 equals 5.

depends on the base you use, and google what I said and you'll get the reference.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia

Sounds like a fortune to me,Taiwan.

Matrixulated, Russinadia

Mjaumjau wrote:depends on the base you use, and google what I said and you'll get the reference.

'Two plus two equals four' is a 1984 reference.

Prole.

Now I have examined the material you attempted to refer to.

I could call it mind-numbing excrement, but I won't.

Mentioning the material in the same sentence as excrement would be an harsh insult.

For the excrement, that is.

Besides, couldn't you choose a more aesthetically pleasing object of your affection?

Or simply a personage from a good film?

Oh! The humanity!

My faith in humanity has been crushed once more.

Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:'Two plus two equals four' is a 1984 reference.

Prole.

Now I have examined the material you attempted to refer to.

I could call it mind-numbing excrement, but I won't.

Mentioning the material in the same sentence as excrement would be an harsh insult.

For the excrement, that is.

Besides, couldn't you choose a more aesthetically pleasing object of your affection?

Or simply a personage from a good film?

Oh! The humanity!

My faith in humanity has been crushed once more.

Will be crushed a lot times more,just look at those Top10 lists that say things that make you lose your faith in humanity.

Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Hello, I'm Northern Conark. Where the Sapoi and Neiman Rivers Meet, and flowers blossom. We are some Federated States, under King Alexander XII

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

Welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]Northern Conark[/nation]! Hope you enjoy it here! :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Sure.

And 2 plus 2 equals 5.

2 PLUS 2 EQUALS AMERICA.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Radical Rights Of The People

Pareniff wrote:Hi

Northern Conark wrote:Hello, I'm Northern Conark. Where the Sapoi and Neiman Rivers Meet, and flowers blossom. We are some Federated States, under King Alexander XII

Good to have you here! Be sure to check out our forums and IRC (handy links at the top of this page!).

Matrixulated

GOODMORNING FOLKS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand

A satanist tourist came to Vivi nation looking to sacrifice a virgin... There were none to be found...

Laughing Buddha

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:A satanist tourist came to Vivi nation looking to sacrifice a virgin... There were none to be found...

This means that your children and babies have participated in unvirginating actions.

Did you realise that?

Your mind must be a playground for your unconsciousness.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Owllfarm wrote:GOODMORNING FOLKS.

Morning.

Matrixulated

Greetings comrades!

Matrixulated

3 hours ago: Romaniagermany ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Carlingville ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: A full minata ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Beleese ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Jastaphal ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Jugeronia ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: No fuks given ceased to exist.

Perfect, more sacrifices. Just some more and we can reinstate our annual bonfire festival!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:This means that your children and babies have participated in unvirginating actions.

Did you realise that?

Your mind must be a playground for your unconsciousness.

You seem to have either a thing for taking things too literally or you have some personal butthurt going on on. Either way you should be smart enough to guess that of course I did not mean babies. Ega city is a city that particular is a very loose city. Police are rather disturbed at how many people are found kneeling down in the middle of the streets, and they weren't doing so for prayer I'll say. Debauchery. Our version sin city. Even though ALL our cities tend to have a lack of adult aged virgins. People are very loose here.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:2 PLUS 2 EQUALS AMERICA.

But don't you get a 25% discount with your OAP card? Or AARP card, sorry.

So it would only cost you 3, Gramps.

;)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:You seem to have either a thing for taking things too literally or you have some personal butthurt going on on. Either way you should be smart enough to guess that of course I did not mean babies. Ega city is a city that particular is a very loose city. Police are rather disturbed at how many people are found kneeling down in the middle of the streets, and they weren't doing so for prayer I'll say. Debauchery. Our version sin city. Even though ALL our cities tend to have a lack of adult aged virgins. People are very loose here.

Humans are born as virgins,

Thus if one is unable to find virgins in a place,

All babies in that place must be not-virgins.

Why wouldn't an evil satanist use babies?

If one wants to sacrifice a virgin,

He might as well take the easy solution.

It's simple logic.

Be careful what you write!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:But don't you get a 25% discount with your OAP card? Or AARP card, sorry.

So it would only cost you 3, Gramps.

;)

THE PRICES THESE DAYS

IT SHOULD ONLY COST ME 0.5

WHAT IS THIS

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand

So stupid question, there a way to get issues quicker?

Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:So stupid question, there a way to get issues quicker?

THERE ISN'T A WAY

THOSE DAMNED ISSUE HOODLUMS CAN'T GET ANY SLOWER

[no, there isn't.]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Audriany

Unfortunate, far slower than I like. Ah well, thanks!

Matrixulated

No throttle takes 3 hours.

...

......

.........

???

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:No throttle takes 3 hours.

...

......

.........

???

It used take longer.

Imagine that.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:No throttle takes 3 hours.

...

......

.........

???

No throttle takes 6 hours for me...

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:THE PRICES THESE DAYS

IT SHOULD ONLY COST ME 0.5

WHAT IS THIS

Only 0.5!?!? You've done so much for us, I feel like you need at least 0.75.

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

All these numbers being tossed around and yet you fail to see the value of Lord Hutton's divinity

Praise be

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Yaaaaaaaay NS is back!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:Yaaaaaaaay NS is back!

*puts foil hat back on*

Yep Salax, time to do what you do, so we can't and we don't.

Oooh that tingles and . . .

Potato!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

I'm bored.

We could try to guess who's an unnatural abomination in Spiritus.

We might even find the dreaded creature known as 'Vegan'!

It's not a game for the faint of heart.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm bored.

We could try to guess who's an unnatural abomination in Spiritus.

We might even find the dreaded creature known as 'Vegan'!

It's not a game for the faint of heart.

I feel like zombie Jesus is pretty unnatural. Maybe abominably so.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

I'm not a vegan, but my only comment on being an abomination is "no comment".

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Russinadia wrote:I feel like zombie Jesus is pretty unnatural. Maybe abominably so.

You might be on to something...

I always thought there was something off about Jedis...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:You might be on to something...

I always thought there was something off about Jedis...

Is it time to execute order 66?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:Is it time to execute order 66?

I'll simply unleash the jar jar.

Thousands will be suddenly silenced and their mental screams will shatter the minds of all Jedis.

It's quicker, simpler and efficient.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:I'll simply unleash the jar jar.

Thousands will be suddenly silenced and their mental screams will shatter the minds of all Jedis.

It's quicker, simpler and efficient.

All Jedi all over the galaxy will feel the pain. All fainboys will cry out in terror as the worst creature to ever see the limelight will be unleashed.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm bored.

We could try to guess who's an unnatural abomination in Spiritus.

We might even find the dreaded creature known as 'Vegan'!

It's not a game for the faint of heart.

'Vegan' is a word from a Vivi dialect. It is used to describe someone who got fired from their beekeeping job or couldn't milk a cow. A similar word 'vegetarian' was used in indigenous Vivi to describe someone who couldn't shoot a bow and was otherwise bad at hunting or didn't know how to skin animals. The skeleton decorations of those guys in the caves during the ice age were also called that. They were usual tribe members who froze to death or starved.

Alekseandrea, Russinadia

Feels so weird to use the PC again.Felt like I didn't touch it for years,when it was actually 3 days...

*cries*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

Three whole days! :O Poor computer, left all alone... :(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Happy me my phone-companion let me send you guys about...2-3 RMB posts.

*birthday popper-things go off*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

As for vegans, I have two vegan shaving soaps and one tallow one right now, am I a bad person?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

Kautas wrote:3 hours ago: Romaniagermany ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Carlingville ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: A full minata ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Beleese ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Jastaphal ceased to exist.

3 hours ago: Jugeronia ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: No fuks given ceased to exist.

Perfect, more sacrifices. Just some more and we can reinstate our annual bonfire festival!

This sort of post looks familar some how... 😉

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Laughing Buddha wrote:This sort of post looks familar some how... 😉

bruh

Russinadia

Russinadia wrote:I feel like zombie Jesus is pretty unnatural. Maybe abominably so.

• He's "away on Business" - I'm here on his behalf...

• Everything is quite natural, in an unnatural sort of way...

• Nothing to see here! - Nothing is something which can be thought of as a thing; it could be anything, everything, or nothing, or indeed a quantum supposition of all of the above...

- That is both an abomination and something quite normal and natural...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

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