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Region: Spiritus
I am negotiating,peace with someone else.
i dont understand this game, is the only thing i gotta do is sumbiting/declining issues ?
Matrixulated
Cavol Ultimatum
War reparations-----50% of the MLH's income
Humiliation of the United Kingdom of Audriany
with audriany? if youd like ill help
Shut your mouf!
NO WAY!MORE WAR!
Yep.
And also joining our crazy community.
I am French Kingdom of Audriany.
And I hope you will help me defeat these...
[spoiler]hackers[/spoiler]
Matrixulated
you are aware if every country against you banded together (including me) youd be smashed
and grouping up with brand new countries wont help you
You are weak.
Going to challenge you and win 1 point.
HAHAHA!
Matrixulated
I WOOON!
*shrugs* i find this challenge system idiotic, try fighting a god by yourself without this stupid challenge bull, by the way im the god Draconos
Fight me on Company of Heroes 2 "god"!
i mean here fool *my eyes glow*
Cavol Ultimatum
White peace-----no one gains nor loses anything
Oh...well...
Uhh...army?
(All his people have left the country)
...
I WILL BUILD A WAR MYSELF THEN!
Faulknation
i hate you all go die in a hole
Oh no, I didn't mean to be rude or saying that you haven't been here for long. I was just saying that to defeat the enemies of the potatoes we must find more creative ways. Yelling 'HERESY' isn't even that creative, it's just that I am stuck in my ways and can't stop. I'm sorry if I offended you, my intentions were not to offend but to role-play.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
no
help me build a wall
or i will build a wall on you
*Begins to breath in for a breath attack* Kaimetsu-tekina shin ryū gōon!! *roars a huge devastating blast of destruction carving a huge gouge beside audriany*
...
mommy?
Matrixulated
*
what do you think? *swishes my deadly spined tail slowly and licks my razor sharp teeth with my acidic poisonous forked tongue*
Faulknation
YES MY PLAN IS WORKING. MORE BABIES SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RUN BY BABIES
Matrixulated
ur a nub
u 2
*points at her while looking at audriany* you know her?
Just die Audriany, just die, please just die for once.
no
crazy weirdo
go frick urself
Just die, please just die.
die everybody i would kill all of you to bring back harambe
You will die with him.
harambes death was nonsense, hes alive, just before that bullet hit him i switched it with a tranquilizer and had his "body" brought to my country, he has a translator now as well, would you like to meet and converse with him?
Spamming the "start a coup" button.
want me to use the attack i threatened audriany with and actually use it on him?
or want me to use an even stronger attack?
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Just kill them.
A parronan walks behind Audriany, he shouts, "VIVA LA PARRONA!" (BOOM).
Matrixulated
The shot goes through.
Matrixulated
Horsean will declare a holy war on you.
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
I point a shotgun at you, fingers on the trigger, ready to kill you
Die Audriany
See, I have friends.
Audriany...if you declare a white flag I will become you ally *starts sweating bullets as Culveria glares at me*
Audriany...if you declare a white flag I will become you ally *starts sweating bullets as Culveria glares at me*
Cavol Ultimatum
Terms:
White peace-----no one gains nor loses anything
VIVA LA PARRONA! (Starts shooting at Audriany)
good idea *jumps into the stratusphere and raises my hands ready to strike the country and roars out* Kaimetsu-tekina ryū no kamigami wa, tsume!!!! *i slam into Audriany making a huge canyon down the middle of it*
faulknation, help me on the assault my boy
Practice what you preach, heretic!
Matrixulated
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Matrixulated
AHHH!
IT'S A ZOMBIE!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
this plz
Matrixulated
potato jesus said he'll handle his country and leave mine alone, follow your god and stay out of my country unless i invite you
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
HERESY! Is it heresy if a god doesn't worship another god? I'm asking for a friend.
Matrixulated
You surrender?!
Very well.
Matrixulated
Stay out of Parrona then, and mind your own business.
And my God is the POTATA God, not the POTATO God, if you hadn't realised...
We accept.
he wants peace, good choice
Yea.
Matrixulated
Potato patata. They're the same thing.
No.....................but I can't be bothered.
no it isnt, gods usually dont worship the other, unless theyre a branch god of the higher one, yknow, like, the river, ocean, and lake god worship the great water god
Grumpy Grandma
i am the great dragon god so i dont worship anyone
Grumpy Grandma
Cool cool. HERESY anyways.
What about that Canadian wife of yours?
damn, guess I have to be an ally now...
shes not canadian... she is equal to me
shes american
Stellaris "war in heaven" event happening here? If that's the case then.....................neutral.
faulk you dont have to be his ally, he surrendered out of not wanting to be destroyed and i doubt he looked at your offer
North American. Canada is still in America.
Matrixulated
Pact of neutrality in heaven.
united states then
Canada is independent!
Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais
Still neutral despite the insult.
Good.
From a continent? Last I checked, Canada wasn't an island in the Atlantic.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
potatogion how far from common sense can you get?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Still neutral. But want to join........................
please do not join the potatoes side parrona, join my side, ill make you the god of parrots
As far as the sun is from space.
WaitÂ
*looks at potatogion completely dumbfounded* someone, give him a frigging reward for no common sense
Faulknation
Transmission from Parrona
Civil war erupts between Neutral Parrona and Interventionist Parrona.
ok?
I hate civil wars
I'll take it! 'Bout time som'n rekgnized meh potincial.
Transmission from Parrona
Neutral Parrona won.
Empire Democratique Francais
But civil war got 4/5 stars and made ~6x the budget. How could you hate it.
Empire Democratique Francais
so parrona wont be joining the feud in the heavens?
Parrona
Transmission from Parrona
After potatogion embarrassed itself, a referendum on whether Parrona should join and which side to was conducted
85% culveria/3% neutral/12% potatogion
We join, on the side of culveria!
please, bring fourth your leader and the ascension shall begin
i said earlier that id make the leader the god of parrots did i not?
Who ever said that I embarrassed myself. Ever heard of small minded comedy?
yes, i call it small minded idiocy
Faulknation
That's the whole point of it my boy. It appeals to the "lesser minded" people of society. It is dumb humor, even for the smarter people it can be funny, but in a stupid way that you can't really explain.
i know, but i find violence more entertaining
Why not both? Dumb violence. A couple of big dummies beating the crap out of each other with sticks.
Faulknation
that just sounds foolish, i find thrill in two skilled fighters analyzing the others than trying there hardest to defeat the other
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