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Region: Spiritus
*looks at [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] with suspicion*
Why wouldn't I want to go camping on his lawn???
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
I LEAVE FOR HALF A DAY.
HALF A GODDAMNED DAY.
AND NOW THERE'S IMPOSTERS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*steps onto Grandpa's lawn*
What? I'm protecting your lawn against foreign invaders! Could you leave your shotgun in the house and save the ammunition for when it's really necessary?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Sure why not
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Hmm...Camping on somebody's lawn when it's allowed...
That's...certainly a change of script...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
I AM NOT ALLOWING THIS YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSES FOR HERMAPHRODITES
GET OFF MY LAWN
IMMEDIATELY
[pls no copycats it isnt cool]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha
Don't you dare go onto my lawn.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Who is making all these Grandpas? One was already frustrating enough... and what's even worse is that I can't even choose which lawn to camp on!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I do not know and I really want to. Maybe if we just ignore them they will go away.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
[This is honestly annoying me. I am happy being a grump on the RMB and posting a few times a day. I'd rather imposters and copycats don't ruin it for me.]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
It seems as if The Cranky Grandpa has departed spiritus. Maybe OGG's beautiful words touched his old decrepit heart. May he yell at children in another region, bless him. Now who's up for euthanizing Angry Grandpas?
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Oh boy. Leave for a few hours and miss spiritus gaining two new grandpas. With all the stolen jokes going around, you'd think this was the YouTube comment section.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, The Pie Islands
I KNOW.
IT'S DISGUSTING.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha
Like commies.
Throws POTATA at Grumpy Grandpa.
Let the POTATA Throwoff 2.0 BEGIN!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I guess it's time to dust if my old potato trebuchet from World War P.
*wheels out a 40 foot tall trebuchet and loads it with potatoes*
Come on old girl, just one more time. FIRE!
*potatoes get launched around 900 feet*
Good job old girl.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
*HIDES IN HOME*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
A good night to our friends in Spiritus! :) how is everyone?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze
Okay let's not have the Grumpy Grandpa imposters please, we don't want to make Grandpa even more grumpy! :P
Hello, [nation=short]Musheena[/nation]! I'm very well, how are you?
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Doing great! So we have a Grumpy showdown here, eh?
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?
I repeat, will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais, Elegischen
yes
Matrixulated
That's practically impossible...OGG's our regional grump.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You call that a trebuchet?
A towering structure rises from the ground inside the military zone of Aoa, Aotan's capital.
*Play Lord of the Rings music
Pew pew pew - the sound of potatoes echoes in the skies
Aotan potato bombers and potato fighters sprawl across the region.
Potato armies march with loaded potato cannons.
Potato paratroopers, known as chips, land across the capital of Grumpy Grandpa's capital.
Commies going down this time!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Angry Grandpas
Amateurs!
I have the power to split the potato!
Mwahahahahaaaa!
*grabs a knife and cuts a potato in two*
*nothing happens*
This is strangely disappointing...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
YOU'RE ASKING [I]ME[/I] TO STAND UP? DISGRACEFUL.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Doesn't a potato have to be warm before a potatuclear reaction can take place? I remember an experiment that a scientifical nation did once, and when he split the potato, everybody in the same room started yelping...
(On the other hand, the yelping may have come from the dogs at the next-door animal shelter that were yelping at the ambulance that had passed by a couple of moments before.)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha
I'm pretty sure this was just a potato throw off, not a full scale invasion. If we are invading something count me and my billion potato army in.
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
I too back this invasion with my 20 trillion potato army (There can never be enough potatoes)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Elegischen
I want one of those!
Surely the hot-ticket Christmas present this year?
Super popular and flying off the store shelves like a 'Tickle-Me-Elmo' but for adults.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Hah hah hah hahhhhh!!
Priceless!
Comedy gold.
Well-played, sir!
M.
(p.s. back to the laboratory, Alekseandrea)
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
How dare you !!!
That's a war crime!!
You will fry for this!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Aotan, Faulknation
Touche...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*Levitates 51 miles above Grumpy Grandpa's lawn*
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
I am a man of peace and non-violence, however perhaps this is for the best...Who else heard a certain little musical intro (in their head) as they read this?⤴
**Offers you your walking stick/cane**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Hello dearies!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Vivi doesn't extradite. On the other hand criminals are unlikely to seek refuge here considering how scary the nation is...
"We could easily flee to Vivi territory I think"
"Considering our criminal record they will treat us even WORSE than this country. They will literally eat us alive! Fleeing for Vivi would be SUICIDE!"
"You're right, we should just turn ourselves in"
You know I almost said in my post about grandpa copycats that maybe he'd want a grumpy grandma to keep him company... Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
*GRABS CANE* YOURE DAMN RIGHT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
...I THOUGHT YOU DIED THIRTY YEARS AGO?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
There will be nobody to fry me.
They'll be to busy burning!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*gasp*
It's the night of the living elderly!
Repent thy sinners!
The end is near!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
Alekseandrea is our target, for treason to the POTATA.
Their capital shall soon be under Aotan's control...
My chips are paratrooping on top of their capital right this moment thanks to support from my chipters (helicopters), and my wedges (my marines) will soon reach their coastal towns.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
YOU.
BAS'RD.
I SHALL KILL YOU.
AND YOUR STUPID POTATA ORDER.
FOR KING.
AND KINGDOM.
AND RICH POLITICIANS.
AND PEOPLE WITH CANCER BECAUSE OF MY INDUSTRY.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Hello I'm new... please don't rape me.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Is the region turning into a retirement home?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
Inside the gloomy capital of Alekseandrea:
*A dark figure sits in a revolving ergonomic chair. A cat is on his lap.*
"Sir, we're under attack. Enemy forces are on Alekseandrean soil!"
"So? Deploy some Killsats."
"Sir, with all due respect, you need to see this."
*The dark figure looks at the footage*
*The dark figure starts to laugh*
"Are they even trying?"
*sniggering can be heard *
(OOC: Echo base (My capital) is underground. Your operation might be a bit more complicated than foreseen. ;) )
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My capital is not real.
Try it!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]???
Is this real, or just some creepy nightmare?
On the other hand, now there's somebody to keep OGG from blasting people with his shotgun when they hang around his lawn...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
Best intro EVER!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nope!
She was just hiding.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
Hardly surprising... What with all the potato wars going on, not to mention Gramp's shooting...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Taking bets on Gran vs. Gramps.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
3 bitcoins on Gramps, since we know how psychotic he is.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...WELL PLAYED.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Post by Meow Meow Hiss suppressed by a moderator.
My face still hurts from him hitting me with his shotgun.. Definitely betting on him.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Hello young man! - Could you perhaps help mow my lawn? - I could make it worth your while!! 😉
*The sweet smell of baking wafts out across the RMB*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation
Oooooh, are those cookies?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
Thank you... now gib me money.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Guys I want to ask you how do I invite someone to join our region. Since I want my friend the leader of Kaqulon to join us?
Matrixulated
potato ,potato ,ching chong tomato,wadupp daaawgs
Matrixulated
Link them to a regional page, and get theme to click the button ''Move Kaqulon to Spiritus''
Matrixulated
Well this is kind of funny a issue option. http://imgur.com/emf8ZIH
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
An army so confused they don't know who or where they're fighting...Sounds like something out of a dystopia novel.
Matrixulated
NOBODY WILL BE APPROACHING THE LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
It would be my pleasure, ma'am.
([nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation], you should have thought of this, as it could permanently have kept people off your lawn. Too late now!)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
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Given in thanks for the many nations and regions that have supported TWP.
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The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Greetings, I'd like to temporarily put the map in hiatus, since I'm unable to fix the issues with my laptop and my phone; that I use to make and upload the map... In the meantime, I'll be looking for ways to solve these issues.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
SHUT UP.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
*Cringes in Abject Horror*
Gahhh! My eyes! My Ears! My mind! My....
....My mistake! Oh thank the Holy Tuber she added that last part!
*shudders*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
I just want to say GELATO IS BEST
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MY LAWN IS MY LAWN, AND YOUR LAWN IS YOUR LAWN! - BUGGER OFF YOU PRESUMPTIOUS OLD GIT, OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!! - ...THE NERVE!!!
*Rattles walking stick in the air menacingly*
Why thank you! - My what a fine job you've done! - I can see mowing my lawn has made you work up a sweat, young man! - I'll just go put the kettle on, and make you a sandwich...*wanders off muttering under breath*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
. . . even when - as you publicly promised to The Spudly Stud, (kudos for that promise kept!) - there is a 'potato' as an option to choose?
In THIS neighborhood?
Are you crazy?
O_o
Dude, I think your 'leadership' just took a big punch in the face.
How could you not choose potato?
You must be some kind of heartless, evil-overlor. . . overrr. . . lord. . . soooo tired. . .
*THUD*
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation
Wrong. Potatoes are the best.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
give us more issues ! we demand more issues !
damn i wanted to make my citizens intelligent but instead i turned them into f@uckin monkeys,what should i doooo
Faulknation
Just go with it, and make them as stupid as possible
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Maytreya
Noooooooo! Not again!!
Aaaaaaaaarrrgghhhh !!!
You'd better pray to The Holy Tuber next time you go for a Pejazzle, Vagazzle, or a mani-pedi that I'm not there.
You're getting proper botched mate!
Bank on it.
*switching to The Termitater mode*
(see National flag)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
i leave for two days and NOW THERES A THIRD GRAMPS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
wait *counts days on fingers* no it was three
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
POTATO!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Will Of D, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
The new poll seams particullary unefficient. I mean, we obviously all like ice cream AND gelato :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
potatogion... shush
Matrixulated, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma
YOU CAN NEVER SILENCE THE POTATO! ALL THINGS IN LIFE ARE EITHER POTATO OR NOT POTATO! I CHOSE TO BE POTATO.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Will Of D, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma
*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***
The inaugural close-to-death-match is firmly underway with early betting action seeming to favour OGG!
It looks like the seductive powers of Grandmas love-filled cookie goodness . . .
*pause for gag-reflex*
. . . up against the Viagra-infused willpower of Grandpa and his pump-action.
Istanialand is running the book and setting the odds so come on . . .
[B]CLOGG[/B] - Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma
[B][I]or[/I][/B]
[B]OGG[/B] - the one & only, Original Grumpy Grandpa
Place your bets! Place your bets!
I'm staying away from the dried-up, dusty, CLOGG cookie!
Morpheus....Neo....Matrixulated? I'm taking the Blue Pill with the OGG !!
I'm betting HEAVY too!
I bet TEN x 5LB bags of King Edwards on OGG!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
than i shall make a gene and put it into all potatos to make it so potatos cannot be eaten by any living thing and are entirely useless to living things
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Potatogion
Then the potatoes will multiply inumerously and shall take over the world.
Matrixulated
i shall also make it so they cannot multiply, to eradicate them completely
Matrixulated, Potatogion
*shows up with a pizza as big as a dinning table*
I encountered an issue that caused this to be a thing.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
sorry but i must take and ea- i mean, borrow this *takes the pizza and disappears*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Ustrabrona
You're very welcome ma'am! Anything for neat lawns! (By the way, I fear that there is something amiss with "young man")
Great. Then we only have one form of potato.
*lets the fact sink in for a moment*
Wait a minute... That would mean no hot, cold, mashed, boiled, fried, french fried, waffle fried potatoes, latkes et cetera!
*bursts out in tears*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
*reappears with pizza gone* do not cry, potatos are not good this world, switch to pizza, it is better
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
Potatoes will always find a way. Potatoes, taxes, and death are the only sure things in life.
HERESY!
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation
no, im afraid you have it wrong, its PAIN, taxes, and death are the only sure things in life
Matrixulated, Potatogion
potatoes or any kind of food isnt a sure thing, nor is happiness, prosperity, or longevity. not even love is a sure thing *sighs gently looking at a picture in a small locket in my hand*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
That locket better have a picture of a potato in it.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation
Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.
Actually, there was the Original Grumpy Grandpa, then a further rather similar two others turned up - but ofcourse naturally these were mere impostors; challengers to his position. I am an altogether different entity, not a challenger, but a mirror...
Young man! I believe you have entirely got the wrong end of the stick! How dare you assume some perverse chemistry between the Original Grumpy Grandpa and I?! - WE WILL NOT BE HAVING A DEATH MATCH!!
Ofcourse at our age, there may be some element of chance on which to gamble who will outlive the other! - On that basis, I'll take your TEN x 5LB bags of King Edwards, and raise you a further 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes...
*slams front door closed*
*kitchen window opens*
*the smell of baking potatoes escapes*
Oh I am sorry!"To assume is to make an ass out of u and me"...
Must have the prescription of my glasses checked!
You are a sweet girl aren't you?! - I should of known none of these lazy b*stards 'round here would lift a finger for an old girl like me, but another girl would! - ✊Solidarity Sister!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation
*looks at potatogion and closes the locket* ill have you know it has a picture of... never mind, i doubt you care of my pain, im just going to say it is of two people i cared deeply about, but being immortal... has consequences, and since then i vowed never to love again, it would hurt me when... they died and i cannot. *disappears*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
The sad life of a god. That is one of the absolutes of life... pain. Also, Mrs. Grandma, how much do you love potatoes? I'm asking for a friend.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
...how long will it be this time
Matrixulated
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