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Post self-deleted by Laughing Buddha.
Literally Jedi-Zombi Jezus on another nation?Going to make myself a puppet too then.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I'm new here and I'm not sure what to do next. I guess this sends to people? Lol.I don't know.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It does send.The help icon "?" is pretty useful
I'll just tell you the basics and things to make your nation prettier.
So you have issues,and issues shape your nation.Be sure what you choose because you cannot cancel it...well you can in the settings,but about that,later.
Well,actually now.
You can change your flag or choose a file from your computer to use as flag,it will automatically size it for you.The ripple makes it look like mine. (No swatsikas,nudes etc.)
There are issues throttle like "No Throtle" - 3 hours (I think),take a look there by yourself.
There isn't really that much to say,you get the idea by exploring mechanics and reading the guides.
Anyways,welcome to Spiritus!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
To be honest I don't know much about this game.You kind of unlock new features by population.And also,that grows instantly.No need to do anything.
Matrixulated
No need to do anything... except to submit to the will of Lord Hutton, he above all.
Praise be
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Joining the forums can be useful and make the game more fun! There are games to play on the forum ;)
Matrixulated
They're not puppets, they're action figures!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Sounds fine to me.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
I don't like your tone.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
How can you guess my tone behind a computer screen,master?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Quite easily.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Teach me your ways!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Are you certain?
You will never see the world the same again if I teach you my mysterious ways.
Suddenly you will see things as they are, instead of how you believe they are.
It's not conductive to a happy life.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I always wanted to buy some bleach,so I might aswell have more reasons to do so.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Bleach won't suffice.
Believe me.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Am ruined now.
Can shoot.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
So I literally made Euthanasia illegal.
And the civil rights fell?!
I am literally chosing curing over killing,and people say that is bad!
Wow.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Ok.
Then for the small price of $9.99 you may buy the first package, of our many packages, that tells you everything you need to know about life, the universe and, well, everything.
It does not contain anything about evil alien overlords.
Honest!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
Yaaas.
Although,I cannot pay to you in dollars,but do you accept euros?
I mean,nevermind.Maybe in lei?
Please?
please
plz
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Civil rights is about the freedom to choose.
While you might believe euthanasia is bad,
You restrict the choices of people who want to die.
The relative terms 'good' and 'bad' do not enter the equation.
In my humble opinion, Euthanasia offers those who wish to end their lifes with dignity a way out.
Not everyone enjoys pain, a slow regression of mental faculties or a life as streched as "The hobbit"-trilogy.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
How about paying with your first-born child?
It used to be quite popular.
Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Thanks for the information,and nein.
Let's change dem subject 141!
You guys play any Real Time Strategy games?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nein! Nein! Nein! I only play ze turn-based strategy games, such as ze Axis und Allies.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Nice response.
And if Alekseandrea can guess my tone again,I am done.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
It's hardly my fault that you are very predictable.
...
Or is it?
*Dun dun duuuun*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Things gotten pretty serious lately
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I just came here to say this: Your recruitment telegram is the best I have ever recieved. You kept it short, simple, and easy to read. I tip my hat to whoever made the telegram, they made it stand out from the spam of the rest.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Jack Chick, Laughing Buddha
I apologize for posting on here twice in a row, but there's something else that I feel would make your recruiting telegram even more effective. Add in something paraphrasing this: "I know you've recieved hundreds of telegrams. You might feel quite overwhelmed, you can disable recruiting telegrams here."
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Laughing Buddha
Thanks for the feedback! I also suggest joining our forum at Spiritus.wtf and registering and applying for citizenship! You will have lots of fun if you do and you can do so much more with it. You can also join our regional chat on there! If you don't like any of those things, you can throw potatoes at me :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Blessed day under Hutton's skies
praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You all should just like... chill out and make 0% tax. For the people man!
Matrixulated
Did anybody notice that they've altered "Gunman Kills Three"? Now the NRA wants to increase concealed carry instead of banning violent video games, and they've added a new option of having mandatory self-defense courses.
Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California
Well we feel honoured to have such a "Welcoming Spirit". (badum-tss)
And don't worry,long posts are my speciality.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Matrixulated likes liking things c:
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hi
Matrixulated
Hi.
Was sh*thole blocked by the profanity filter?
Matrixulated
Dude,don't talk like that...
And my economy is now Powerhouse :D
I made it to the top!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
By quoting me, you made my talk immortal!
And my economy is better. Nyah, nyah, nyah!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello people
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sup dude
Only 6 more economy points and I will have an economy as good as you! >:D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Impressive, most impressive.
Yet I remain supreme.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Not for too long!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
You insolent wretch!
Matrixulated, Audriany
:)
Alekseandrea
Welcome! Consider popping onto the forums or IRC. :)
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Hi
Matrixulated, Istanialand, Audriany
Hi
Blahdabloodledoo
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
\o/
Matrixulated, Audriany
Yes or No?
Russinadia, Audriany
Everyone, check out our pinned Foreign Update Dispatch!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Audriany
Well see you later guys!I am going to my nation's beautiful polluted mountains with ugly rivers!
If I get the chance I'll chat a little while on my tablet.
Matrixulated, Russinadia
I don't like the poll.
Why isn't neither a possible choice.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Because Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life! :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Sure.
And 2 plus 2 equals 5.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Russinadia
depends on the base you use, and google what I said and you'll get the reference.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia
Sounds like a fortune to me,Taiwan.
Matrixulated, Russinadia
'Two plus two equals four' is a 1984 reference.
Prole.
Now I have examined the material you attempted to refer to.
I could call it mind-numbing excrement, but I won't.
Mentioning the material in the same sentence as excrement would be an harsh insult.
For the excrement, that is.
Besides, couldn't you choose a more aesthetically pleasing object of your affection?
Or simply a personage from a good film?
Oh! The humanity!
My faith in humanity has been crushed once more.
Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Will be crushed a lot times more,just look at those Top10 lists that say things that make you lose your faith in humanity.
Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Hello, I'm Northern Conark. Where the Sapoi and Neiman Rivers Meet, and flowers blossom. We are some Federated States, under King Alexander XII
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
Welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]Northern Conark[/nation]! Hope you enjoy it here! :D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
2 PLUS 2 EQUALS AMERICA.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Radical Rights Of The People
Good to have you here! Be sure to check out our forums and IRC (handy links at the top of this page!).
Matrixulated
GOODMORNING FOLKS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand
A satanist tourist came to Vivi nation looking to sacrifice a virgin... There were none to be found...
Laughing Buddha
This means that your children and babies have participated in unvirginating actions.
Did you realise that?
Your mind must be a playground for your unconsciousness.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Morning.
Matrixulated
Greetings comrades!
Matrixulated
3 hours ago: Romaniagermany ceased to exist.
3 hours ago: Carlingville ceased to exist.
3 hours ago: A full minata ceased to exist.
3 hours ago: Beleese ceased to exist.
3 hours ago: Jastaphal ceased to exist.
3 hours ago: Jugeronia ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: No fuks given ceased to exist.
Perfect, more sacrifices. Just some more and we can reinstate our annual bonfire festival!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
You seem to have either a thing for taking things too literally or you have some personal butthurt going on on. Either way you should be smart enough to guess that of course I did not mean babies. Ega city is a city that particular is a very loose city. Police are rather disturbed at how many people are found kneeling down in the middle of the streets, and they weren't doing so for prayer I'll say. Debauchery. Our version sin city. Even though ALL our cities tend to have a lack of adult aged virgins. People are very loose here.
But don't you get a 25% discount with your OAP card? Or AARP card, sorry.
So it would only cost you 3, Gramps.
;)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Humans are born as virgins,
Thus if one is unable to find virgins in a place,
All babies in that place must be not-virgins.
Why wouldn't an evil satanist use babies?
If one wants to sacrifice a virgin,
He might as well take the easy solution.
It's simple logic.
Be careful what you write!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
THE PRICES THESE DAYS
IT SHOULD ONLY COST ME 0.5
WHAT IS THIS
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
So stupid question, there a way to get issues quicker?
Matrixulated
THERE ISN'T A WAY
THOSE DAMNED ISSUE HOODLUMS CAN'T GET ANY SLOWER
[no, there isn't.]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Audriany
Unfortunate, far slower than I like. Ah well, thanks!
Matrixulated
No throttle takes 3 hours.
...
......
.........
???
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
It used take longer.
Imagine that.
Matrixulated
No throttle takes 6 hours for me...
Only 0.5!?!? You've done so much for us, I feel like you need at least 0.75.
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
All these numbers being tossed around and yet you fail to see the value of Lord Hutton's divinity
Praise be
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yaaaaaaaay NS is back!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
*puts foil hat back on*
Yep Salax, time to do what you do, so we can't and we don't.
Oooh that tingles and . . .
Potato!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
I'm bored.
We could try to guess who's an unnatural abomination in Spiritus.
We might even find the dreaded creature known as 'Vegan'!
It's not a game for the faint of heart.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
I feel like zombie Jesus is pretty unnatural. Maybe abominably so.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
I'm not a vegan, but my only comment on being an abomination is "no comment".
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
You might be on to something...
I always thought there was something off about Jedis...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Is it time to execute order 66?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I'll simply unleash the jar jar.
Thousands will be suddenly silenced and their mental screams will shatter the minds of all Jedis.
It's quicker, simpler and efficient.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
All Jedi all over the galaxy will feel the pain. All fainboys will cry out in terror as the worst creature to ever see the limelight will be unleashed.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
'Vegan' is a word from a Vivi dialect. It is used to describe someone who got fired from their beekeeping job or couldn't milk a cow. A similar word 'vegetarian' was used in indigenous Vivi to describe someone who couldn't shoot a bow and was otherwise bad at hunting or didn't know how to skin animals. The skeleton decorations of those guys in the caves during the ice age were also called that. They were usual tribe members who froze to death or starved.
Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Feels so weird to use the PC again.Felt like I didn't touch it for years,when it was actually 3 days...
*cries*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Three whole days! :O Poor computer, left all alone... :(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Happy me my phone-companion let me send you guys about...2-3 RMB posts.
*birthday popper-things go off*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
As for vegans, I have two vegan shaving soaps and one tallow one right now, am I a bad person?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
This sort of post looks familar some how... 😉
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
bruh
Russinadia
He's "away on Business" - I'm here on his behalf...
Everything is quite natural, in an unnatural sort of way...
Nothing to see here! - Nothing is something which can be thought of as a thing; it could be anything, everything, or nothing, or indeed a quantum supposition of all of the above...
- That is both an abomination and something quite normal and natural...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
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