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Region: Spiritus
*starts global cooling so that the walrusses can swim everyewhere more comfortably*
*eats a taco*
bad
Why would you have a taco when you can have some linguini?
*serves everyone linguini*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Bad in what way ?
potatoes=bad
Hell no man, potatoes = futur, potatoes = love, potatoes = LIFE
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*shakes head sadly*
Hello guys,
I recently got a telegraph from The Congressional Republic of Consular (a region from the West Pacific) sharing a guide on how to prevent your nation from being invaded and I found it really useful and well written so for those of you who don't really get how to defend yourself the best you can, here it is :
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128
pizza and monster steaks are much better
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
yes yes i got it too, stop spreading it sheesh i cant go anywhere and not see that
Empire Democratique Francais
who are you?
SÌ!
You should eat pizza!
Ooooooooonly Italian food.
Ooooooooonly Italian food.
Ooooooooonly Italian food.
Empire Democratique Francais, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I AM THE MIGICAL PIZZA! (I thought that was obvious)
I have come here to make lots of Italian cibo.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
That's reasuring by me
It is nice, though I should note in this region we have practically no fear of being invaded because we have both an active delegate and a founder.
Empire Democratique Francais, The Parron Republic
"I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun"
True but better safe than sorry right ?
The Parron Republic
*eats the magical pizza* done
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
They're LAAAAAAME.
A cheap one, I presume.
Preferring inferiority? Oh, the humanity!
Where is that? Pointland?
The Parron Republic
shut up!
Our founder is still active, you know.
We don't have to worry about such things.
the guys just being polite
I'd rather not.
Plus, you can't hear me.
RMBs are notorious for their silence.
And Gallade is LAAAAAME.
The Parron Republic
*stabs with the bloody knife*
You're supposed to answer something like:
"gallades are totally radical bruh
because
*list of reasons*"
Violence isn't the answer!
The Parron Republic
violence is always the answer. now, there are several reasons i could list, which pokemon is your favorite?
It's a MacBook Pro.
*magically reappears*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*growls at the pizza* i am eating your family
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
That insult!
All hail Paradox Interactive!
Background, keyword, background! Hello! Wakey wakey!
You are to remain silent!
You are giving the leaders of every civilized nation a headache.
He prefer consoles, he's a downer!
Salamander
Gecko
Remember this?
Delicacy!
Alekseandrea
I am not an actual pizza!
I am the capocuoco that makes the magic pizza.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
i will still eat your family
what?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I have no famiglia.
That is why I make pizza.
To hide my lonelyness.
*eye twitches*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
First,
(a nation from the West Pacific)
Second, we have an active founder.
Lastly, uh...
I support these statements!
Mind that you do too!
A downer!
(Gasps can be heard in the background, followed by screams. )
Alekseandrea
how, may i ask, are the gallant, strong, and honorable gallades, lame?
JUST KIDDING!
I make pizza because it makes people contento!
My family does the same!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*proceeds to eat the chefs family*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*in a horrifically bloody and terrifying manner*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Barbarians...
I quote, "Salamander? You mean delicacy."
why would you eat Natsu Dragneel?
*resarects them*
Please don't do that.
You won't like me when I'm arrabbiato.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
They are nothing more than a fantasy created by humans.
You can't deny it.
Shame on you, shame. on. you.
You are a monstrosity that must be stopped.
The Magic Pizza
*summons my legios upon legions of apex savage deviljhos* you wont like me when I'm hungry
*looks at him blood crazed* i will never stop!
You won't like me when I discover the Webway!
Uh, alright?
We're only here to eat the italian and his family
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*makes several billion pizzas, bowls of pasta fagioli, and sfogliatelle*
Vieni a mangiare!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*calls the mafia*
Hey, Lupo the Wolf!
Why don't you take care of our piccolo amico here?
Why don't you just eat the pizza he makes?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*the devour the pizzas and his family leaving the vegetation food alone for they are carnivores and i pay parron a large diamond carved into the shape of a parrot*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*eats the mafia in a very monstrous and horrifying manner*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
deviljhos are not little
Ok, that's expensive.
If you really need a mac, that's tolerable.
But for most people it'll be a piece of overpriced, underperforming hardware.
And don't give me all that "windows is inferior" bull.
If you'd be willing to give THAT much money to a windows laptop, you'd have a better pc.
Which you can actually game on.
please lets all just shut up about this this thing is inferior to the other thing
But it is!
Unless you have to work with music/graphic stuff.
why dont people just collaborate and put everything good about one thing with everything good about another thing and just make an overall amazing thing?
They already do that.
You've got GNU, linux...
good
I really am fine with apple and Samsung.
*watches as the mafia shoot, stab, and murder their way out of culveria*
*resurects them*
One more time, then I get angry.
*summons many, many, many links of salami*
Eat this.
Salted meats are molto bene.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
im fine with anything as long as it works
What do you have against Italians?
you think your puny bullets and knives could take down a savage apex deviljho? ha! *they shred apart the mafia and devour the salami* you know summoning foods a bad idea because food regenerates there health
you said eat oooooonly italian
so im listening and my family is listening too
This is my new account.
Italian food.
Italian persone do not count as Italian food.
Please do not eat Italian people.
deviljhos eat humans, italians are humans, therefore, theyre italian deviljho food
When I say Italian cibo, I mean food MADE by Italians.
With hands.
Not reproductively.
*the deviljhos sit down grumpily as do i* then try to satisfy my family with your cuisine
*makes more salted meats*
Here you go.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*a few deviljhos eat it yet are still hungry* our tails would fill us better. have any idea how much a deviljho eats?
As far as I'm aware I only know one "ditto"...
ditto ˈdɪtəʊ/ noun
the same thing again (used in lists and accounts and often indicated by a ditto mark under the word or figure to be repeated).
*brings out the infinite buffet of Italian food including prosciutto, brachiola, meatloaf, salami, ossobuco, bruschetta, mortadella, bresaola, copocollo, etc.*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Post self-deleted by Jolly Old St Nicholas.
we are talking about pokemon fool
*half the horde eats yet some of the others dont and just look at the humans* some are picky
Yum.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
no really? i was already told
these ones only eat living
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*opens the last dish on the buffet*
I present to you...
Mimolette!
This specific one is made from meat juice instead of milk.
This cheese has live cheese mites in it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
alright you cant expect them to eat bugs thats just... no
Hmmmm...
*uses magic to animate the meats*
There.
They are alive.
ill just send them hunting humans that arent your family *the picky ones run off hunting*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo
Post self-deleted by The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo.
Yay!
*Sends walrusses to capture humans*
you know you could make your population walruses
in settings
Yes I know, but itrosomites are just walruses that are superior mentally and physically to normal walrusses.
There.
eh *shrugs*
Is it over?
Is the RMB safe for the rest of the day?
Hmph! I saw flame-war and got excited . . . why didn't Culveria burn?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*eats a taco*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
That which is born of fire or creates fire, is not always flammable, inflammable, or combustible...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
BURN! BURN! BURN! (x99999)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
So being female is an insult, huh????
Matrixulated
Thanks for the distraction Parron :)
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Honestly same
Matrixulated
Same.
Matrixulated
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