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Region: Spiritus
Must be why you liked the post. *sips tea*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
-_-
I tried to be friendly.
Just friendly.
Even I can make mistakes. If I wanted to. In a temporary bout of insanity.
So who would blame an infer... erhm... original being as yourself for not being perfect?
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
you love me and you know it
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
"They who would judge thee for pineapple on pizza be judged for eating the intestines of pigs in a cylindrical form. The Lord says unto thee, listen NOT to the hypocrites. In the name of liberty, The lord commandeth thee to eat thy pizza the way one wishes."-decree of god on the nature of holy pie and hotdogs.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
If one would take away the cheese and tomato-sauce, would it still be a pizza?
Wouldn't it be baked dough with some stuff on?
What makes a pizza a pizza, o wise one?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
A month ago, The Horizon was attacked, High Chancellor Adam Subtler was killed. In times of emergency such as this, we need a strong ruler, someone who will give the teirroiristais from Catsyderplandia (Yes, I bothered to read that far back.) a good lesson. If everyone is agreeable, I declare myself, the holder of the new position of High Sentinel! I promise your nations order and peace, in return for their independence. We wouldn't want the horrors to repeat themselves again.
Matrixulated
From my modest knowledge of the history of pizza, I would say...yes... And no. Both at once.
Some years ago after the trade with the Americas was booming, some poor people in Venice, I do beleive, were scavenging in the garbages of restaurants and bakeries. They took thrown-out dough, vegetables, cheese and other goods from the trash and began creating these somewhat flat pies of the thrown out materials. This of course was not very hygienic seeing as sometimes the vegetables and sausage and other thing were past freshness, if not outright ROTTEN. Let it be known that while Italy is credited with the creation of the pizza, the iconic fruit known as the tomato is not actually native to Italy. Or even to Europe, or the old world for that matter. It is native to the Americas. Pizza would not be what it is today without this American fruit. They used these materials and put them on the dough, baking it. A poor man's food. Theoretically, one could make a pizza with anything so long as there was dough formed and baked into pizza shape. One could put anything on pizza. Howeve tomato is such an iconic pizza element that a pizza without it would to some be unthinkable and utterly unrecognizable as pizza. It's all a matter of opinion really. As for cheese, it is generally pretty vital because it holds all the toppings together. But theoretically one could get some other sticky, stretchy alternative to cheese and use THAT. Of course some might call it an abomination. So concluding... Bread dough. In a pizza shape and baked. Some sauce to be at its base, if not tomato sauce. And a sticky, stretchy substance like cheese perhaps? These things plus a choice in toppings make a pizza. As for appropriate toppings, all that is simply a matter of personal preference and belittling others for their choice is foolish. Pizza is a truly international dish now. And a lot more sanitary at that. Being an international dish, it is foolish to judge others for their toppings. Just follow the basics.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
The treehuggers are trying to commend themselves.
Fellow WA assembly nations, I ask you to vote against.
I refuse to commend anyone because they spout their beliefs on nationstates.
It's their right. But not worthy of commendation.
I also refuse to commend anyone because they made their virtual nation in correspondence with those beliefs.
This is only natural. It's not worthy of commendation.
And finally I refuse to commend a regime simply because someone else likes them and what they do.
Especially if the "achievements" are as lackluster as in this case.
This, of course, does not make them worthy of commendation.
Make the WA something we can be proud of!
Vote against!
Matrixulated
Ohhhhh how the mighty 'Fallen Republic' has fallen!
Make sure you wash your hands & eyeballs thoroughly before returning to our RMB, sir!
I'll say a silent prayer for the gallant brain-cells who sacrificed themselves in your bold endeavor.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Welcome to the melee!
Grab a potato and have at it!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Thank-you, Baldrick of [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], have this cunningly created, potato-flavored turnip as a token of my esteem.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
But I heard Leeroy Jenkins said,
"at least they had chicken!" at Helms Deep.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Yes, yes, you may gloat . . . but did you just out yourself as Professor Treebark Woodchip?
I think you did!
So I congratulate you, sir, on your (moonlighting) position at
The University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] which is now firmly established in Spiritus Lore as the premier authority on (bad & awful!) puns and one-liners.
I'm still surprised I didn't get salaxa-slapped for the ribald use of 'punnilingus' . . . but as this is my 5th consecutive post and ban-jection is looming, I guess it's academic.
Kesmoor! Here I come!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Thank you Darling.
*beat*
Of Matrixulated.
What's next...
An assault with cavalry on pikemen?
Oh wait! They did that too! In the movie!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Look at you!
You have me wrapped around your little finger!
(Negan, anybody?)
So I voted against. But because your argument is valid, not from peer-pressure or bribery.
(Although I'm susceptible to both.)
M.
Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
now, now, my dear fir-end; you must be barking mad to think i'd ever treech at such a decrepit universi-tree. i prefer to branch out a bit (syca)more and hang out with my pointy-eared pals. so please leaf me alone >:^(
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
"What are those ridiculous footwear those women in America wear?"
"Why, I do believe they call those 'high heels' your highness"
"Leave to the Americans to have footwear that one cannot walk easily in and hurt the feet and the rest of the body."
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
It just became crystal-clear to me why 'Professor Treebark Woodchip' would desire/require an alias!
The gig is up, stumpy!
Turn yourself in now, you barking-mad sap! . . . beforest we call in the 'heavy-wood' and set Mister Walruson loose to punnel you into pulp.
Don't be a deadwood!
Those walrus tusks could do terrible damage to wood and woodland folk . . . kinda like a really, really, big-boned, overly blubbered-over-compacted-fat-bodied beaver . . . I would imagine. (???)
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
O_o
Just . . . why?
What could possibly be the point of such anti-American hate-bait?
Oh well, after an all-too-brief flirtation with a second-chance at engagement, I'm forced right-back to ignoring each and every RMB post from [nation=short]ah-eh-ioh-uh[/nation].
M.
Legendus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
"That fool Flora cast a spell and put everyone in the castle into a deep slumber"-Maleficent, birth by sleep.
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Americans and the rest of the world. High Heels can be traced all the way back to Ancient Egypt, and it was Catherine de Medici who first used them as a fashion statement.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
"Ay what a horrid idea. And the fact that thee cultures also often wear long dresses to accompany the heels sounds like a safety disaster waiting to happen. If she steps on her own dress many horrors can occur. Best case scenario she rips her clothes a little. Worst case she trips and hurts herself or others."
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
** Blessed be those of ye who celebrate 'Palm Sunday.'
Although I'm not among the Faithful, this heathen's heart aches for the 'Coptic Christians' in Egypt and around the world tonight.
The tragedy that befell worshippers today, while at prayer in their place of worship at the hands of religious extremists, was a heinous and horrific act beyond words!
My heart breaks for the victims and their families, and my soul sheds a tear.
I hope your Faith strengthens you and love comforts you, and may your God watch over you all. **
M.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
And who says the Spiritus RMB is all about potatoes, dragons, bad puns, fat walrus jokes, and drivel?
That's real-deal History Channel-level cultural shît!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
"Who now has the strength to challenge the combined powers of the armies of Sauron, and Saruman?"
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
You are the only one who makes "fat walrus jokes".
They are not even jokes.
They are just insults.
Alekseandrea
I know. I've been feeding you a steady diet of body-shaming jibes. I'm going to cut back, I promise! and focus on your bad 'puns' and often worse 'one-liner' jokes.
I've been promoting the heck out of the University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] as the premier seat of learning in Spiritus.
It is not my intention to offend, Mister Walruson, but just to engage with you in an active, stimulating banter!
Are we good to go, Professor Walruson?
M.
* Please accept my apologies if I upset you, Itro. I know you were buddies with Culveria and took his departure quite hard. I wasn't trying to kick you when you were 'down' but just the opposite, and my efforts were perhaps, a little ham-fisted. Sorry, pal. *
Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
And your ties to a certain spammer who I shall not name, is a direct insult to decency.
Matrixulated
I need new glasses, for a second I thought my influence read ni**er
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
Didn't that channel decay to appeal to the lowest common denominator?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
"If you can be my bodyguard, then I can be your long lost pal"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
I love that omg 😂
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Thank you for the good advice 😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Wakey wakey everyone! It's another fabulous day in Wellington wells, the weather is only slightly spammy with streaks of lovely sunshine.
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
YO!
[nation=short]SALAXALANS[/nation]!
THE POLL I SUGGESTED!
*puts Itrosomae propaganda everywhere*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Dis one!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Triplepost? Again?
*attempts to demolish nearby wall with my head*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
There.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Hey! Stop that!
You might hurt the wall.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Post self-deleted by Nationhelper.
So. Many. Polls. And. Poles.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Post self-deleted by Nationhelper.
*turns around and repeatedly slams his face into the ground*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia
What if the polling station was at the North Pole?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Why the hemispherical bias? - Why not the South Pole?!
Matrixulated
Walrusses live in the north, not the south.
Also, the penguins are on a vacation to the North Pole.
Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas, Auztraalia
Sitting here waiting for something to happen like
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤧😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *taco break* 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *sees what parrona wrote* 😤😤😤😐😐😐😐😐
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY
Matrixulated
POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Good idea...
Matrixulated
You could always join the Discord, more stuff happens there. Not constantly mind you but still :P
Matrixulated
Wow...
[nation=short]the_jedi-zombi_jezus[/nation]
You have a lot of posts to read through.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Yes, and several times over - My puppets read them first, then I do so aswell, at some later point...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
On another note:
Minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, tabloids coo over Jezus Christ's expected child.
Again?! - I remember the fuss the last time!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
hey hey hey there let's settle for a spruce (truce)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
HOLY TUNA!
I just found punpedia!
Time to try them out!
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
That pun was oakay.
In this pun competition vic-tree will be mine!
Thes puns are elementree.
Well, time to log off.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
They, promised us security, we accepted without asking for the price, but it is obvious we paid with our freedoms! They promised us an election, I ask you, did. we. get one? No!
Every day, a new law is passed, to curb OUR freedom, this is no longer a democracy, we must act, we must take action, before we become the slaves of our government.
The people should not fear the government, instead, the government should fear the people, us! WE are the ones who placed THEM in power, and we will take it away, The time has come to right. our wrongs.
We, are the foundation of this nation, they, the government, needs us, fellow comrades, rise against the oppressive bourgeoisie, rise in revolution, we will show them, that the people can never be bound!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh
Yeesh. I love puns as much as the next person, but even this pun war is getting a tad excessive for me.
Yew guys need to cut it out.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia, Deusaetherius, Auztraalia
Ah, children...
You try your best to raise them, but somewhere along the way everything falls apart. In this case even the child.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Honestly same
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Hey at least you don't have
Following new legislation in Itrosomia, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
That pun war was pun-derful!
I won it with one swift pun-ch
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Anybody online?
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Sir, what is this online of which you speak? - Are you implying that everything we sense here in the nations, regions, and world around us is nought but electrical stimuli provided to a disconnected brain, and/or body, that lives out it's life in another reality of which we are unaware, and to which we are nought but the stuff of imagination, created in an artificial simulation and facsimile of a higher, true reality?!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Auztraalia
My random fluctuations in the space-time continuum! Do you realise what this means!
Do you realise what you have unleashed?!
[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is going to be so smug and insufferable. Because YOU HAD TO STROKE HIS HUMONGOUS EGO!
Was that really necessary?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica
That is matrixulateds puppet.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I have had that legislation in the past.
Not necessary, but an evitable consequence of what passed before...Actually, it's one of mine... 😎
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Person insulting a Spiritan: "You look like a potato"
Spiritan reaction: *Blushes* "Th-thank you"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia
The size of my egg has nothing to do with you! Nor whom might be stroking it!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Holy Hell on Earth, Fatman!
Err, I meant, 'Batman' . . .
If Professor Walruson gets back to his secret laboratory at the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] with full-access to 'PUNPEDIA!' . . . it could be curtains for all of us!
We're talking Biblical proportions of RMB damage!
It'll be Punageddon!
Who can stop this tusked-villain?
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
A True Believer.
Carry on.
Nothing to see here.
Go back to sleeeeeeppp . . .
M.
Great British Federation, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Well, I am a great hulk of a man, that you won't want to see angry, and that also displays a tendency to turn green...
Then again, I am also a God of an otherworldly realm!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Whilst, this nation is a realm that follows the beliefs of "Forn Siðr", and thus in theory is under the protection of Asgardians...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
Our national religion is "Lex Lutheranism", whilst any Supermen are strangely missing...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
Here in the [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation], we are overrun by genetically-enhanced supermen, semi-autonomous robot armies, and iron-strong men in biomechanical suits...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Here in [nation=short]Eastazia[/nation], armies of ninja warriors roam the countryside, and well-trained agents are everywhere, but ever out-of-sight, that is until it's too late...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
Sounds like you two need a little Murican Freedom!!
How the hell the our pig-faced, sh¡t-for-brains, perma-tanned orange Cheeto-in-Chief will deliver this remains to be seen...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Here in [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation], we have walrusses that are intellectually, mechanically, and magically advanced.
I doubt most of you could could beat even a younger one in a fight.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Auztraalia
I already did that.
I am currently extracting the best and worst puns.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
I have narwhals. :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia
That's one . . .
That's two . . .
Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
My nation is merely home to all the deadliest creatures that exist on this planet(?), and the ghost of Steve Irwin...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
And that's three!
[nation=short]the_jedi-zombi_jezus[/nation]
[nation=short]great_british_federation[/nation]
[nation=short]statens[/nation]
We might have enough to stop Mister Walruson before it's too . . .
. . . late!
M.
Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
Post by Defense Recruiter suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Please join https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=803235. It is a new defense organization. You don't have to be in the region to be a soldier or lieutenant. Of course, you can be in Spear Danes and The Holy Legion..... Telegram [nation=Monkeyss] if you want to join.....
This might be a stab in the dark, but the ghost of Steve Irwin is kinda pointless. Throw him back in the pirate chest and give us something with a barb on it.
Oh no's! I'm infected! It's a PUNDEMIC!
Its begun! Pundemonium on the RMB!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
"I have......" *pauses and turns around*
*yells* "What do we have again?"
*someone yells back*
*yells again* "What? We have putrid platypuses?"
*someone yells back*
*yells back* "We have....vagabond baboons from the stock market? What?"
*someone yells back*
*listens* "Oh, ok. Thanks."
*turns back and faces audience again* "I am pleased to announce that we have beluga whales."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
I guess you're raPUNzel now.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia
RaPUNzel, let down your hair!
Let down your hair!
Turn around and yell again,
Could they have an Orca back there?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
We have Icebreakers, tachyon lances, and numerous clubs, will that help?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Nah, but we do have octopussies. Half octopus, half cat. Behold, the octopussies!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Quick, isolate the virus and delete it.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
It's gone viral.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Hi
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hello! How are you?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Good I'm just returning to nationstates for a bit
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Coolio. Hey, I like your flag. It's neat.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Thanks, I should work on my factbook some.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
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