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Region: Spiritus
That's not possible
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Inconceivable!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.
Huzzah! Spud-lovers of Spiritus!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Itrosomia
Everyone knows that woodsticks have no effect on vampires!
Vampires originated from stone masks created by huge buff men from underground.
Their only weakness is the sun's light due to the ripples that it spreads through the vampire's body.
These ripples, or Hamon, can be simulated through a certain breathing pattern which a certain tribe has devoted itself to.
They are determined to eradicate vampires from the world.
Or were. Then they died. Only a few stragglers managed to escape and carry on.
Sono Chi no Sadame!
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
if elfshireans have pointed ears since they're elves, should i make a new nation called vampshire where they all have pointed fangs?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Huzzah, Spudly.
Godspeed.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
"Youre Mom ceased to exist."
Damnit.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea
2 hours ago: Dogma slayer 420 ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Heimerdinger ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Nord gronland ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Republic of chimera ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Estran nord ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Halcyon central ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Lefrondia ceased to exist.
2 hours ago: Kinnon ceased to exist.
Someone forgot to maintain their puppets...
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire
I wonder if mine is still alive.
Alekseandrea
Not mine, especially the first one.
My puppets are 'dormant', so to speak.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
you made them all turn into my country. how nice of you
Last I checked, OPM still means One Province Minor.
You are one, a One Planet Minor.
So many nations are ceasing to exist :'(
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Sons Of Culveria.
well i never said i was opm
Look at your spelling!
Your words are nothing more than blasphemy!
shut it im fixing it. i just saw that im sorry i have a million people talking to me
i never said i was OPM. I am Multidimensional
Listen, you don't, alright?
Says the one who left Spiritus with his tail between his legs.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire
i didnt leave out of shame. i left because i found a girl remember? and i have 5 people trying to talk to me at once
*commands dittos to turn into sons of culveria or whatever species that is*
and this interesting region i found was new and had a lot of interesting people so i went there and i was told how to make a region and voila. kesmor was born
thats just the country too
Excuses. Nothing but excuses.
Probably your puppet.
2, just 2.
People who are dependent on others...
...really interesting.
shes not puppet.
theres the world outside of this thing too
and i dont care if im dependent on others. i need people or i start talking to myself
Helle?
*commands dittos to turn into sons of culveria or whatever species that is*
**Licks lips** 😂😂😂 I ate Youre Mom!!
Somebody was hungry...
- Not anymore!
So many zombies that have got to eat...The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
so many zombies to obliterate
You are Draconos; God of Dragons, Ruler of Culveria, and Paternal Puppetmaster of [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]; your representative here in Spiritus, are you not?!
All that supposed power, and yet you cannot obliterate even one zombie man, woman, child, or even zombie hound within The Jedi-Zombi Jezus...
I believe these quotes are relevant here:-
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? - Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? - Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? - Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? - Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus
"If God is all powerful, then he cannot be all good. And if he is all good, he cannot be all powerful." - quoted from "Batman vs. Superman" movie(!)
No matter what you do my zombie hordes continue to grow and flourish! - You are not omnipotent! You use a puppet to spy on Spiritus, thus you are neither Omnipresent or Omnicognisant! - YOU ARE NO GOD HERE!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, Superpig0
At first I didn't like [nation=short]The_Jedi-Zombi_Jezus[/nation] or [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] but then they started to grow on me... like tumors.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
I was about to give an actual religious response, then I remembered that you were talking about a fictional character on a game. Then I started laughing.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Fictional character?
Can you prove JZJ doesn't exist in this reality? Can you?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
But that is just it. He exists in this reality, but does he live in the real reality that is made out of facts and people who thinks feelings are facts.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
This reality, is like, real by definition.
So I don't really get what the real in "real reality" is about.
Also, I wouldn't say reality is made out of facts.
I believe that "fact"is an abstract concept.
I believe the "people who thinks feelings are facts" are less annoying than those who believe it's easy to know what, in fact, is thruth and therefore a fact.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello everyone. I have one announcement to say.
fok
Thanks.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
that's !@#$%^& disgusting 😂😂😂
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
*thinks about it for a second*..... JZJ!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS GROSS!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
*blinks*
*tries to think about something else*
Uhhh, anyone have any poll ideas? :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
peoples favorite gemstone or precious stone of precious metal?
or food. fried, mashed, cut, baked, mixed, or drugged
i got one: are giraffes real?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds
Actually I interpret it that no gods are real including your so dolled "god"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
How about what is the best meme
The Battlegrounds
Which store would win in a fight. I know that sounds dumb but like bass pro shop could hi people with fishing poles and public could rub lemons in people's eyes or something.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
Apple Samsung or potato
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Favourite Game of Thrones main character.
Can NationStates support 80 poll choices?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Apple Samsung or potato
BOOOO ME NO KNOW GOT
How do you feel of the recent Sportsballing with slam-dunking Patriots and home-run Falcons?
Elfshire, The Battlegrounds
* POLL IDEA !!! *
What did [nation=short]Audriany[/nation]'s Mom taste like when JayZeeJay had her for dinner?
- chicken
- tofu
- veggie burger
- McNuggets
- skittles (taste the rainbow!)
- rotten Romanian gypsy
- microwaved dinners & Nyquil
- beef
- pork
- lemon-party meringue pie
- potato
JayZeeJay can't vote. That would be cheating.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
mrggle irgle irglle mmggulla?
M.
Mrglglglgland
What could possibly go wrong?
Matrixulated
Everything.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
but are giraffes actually real.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Favorite house from Game of Thrones?
Stark?
Greyjoy?
Lannister?
Targaryen?
I can't think straight now.
Matrixulated
I don't know I'm starting to like the giraffe one...
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
I'm on team giraffe poll
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
Post self-deleted by Elfshire.
Greetings, Spiritus
In the end, I was not able to fix the connectivity issues with my computer, that keep me from both downloading and uploading anything altogether, even the map, and frustrate me just as much. Also, I cannot afford a new one nor to repair its hardware at the moment.
The only reason I can still keep this nation and the others from ceasing to exist is through my mobile. And even my mobile got its USB port damaged somehow when I tried to link it to the laptop; so now the USB only works for charging.
Then, even though it saddens me deeply... do consider me unable to continue with my duty of mapping the region indefinitely (until the day I can afford a new laptop) and proceed as well to transfer the job to somebody capable.
So, to prevent us from having to redraw our map from the scratch is that I posted every update's link in the thread. And, considering I can neither upload the original file due the mentioned reasons, I recommend using such images to update the map.
Thanks for worrying, sincerely,
Bon
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
I hope you are able to get things fixed eventually. :( We've missed having you around! Best of luck with everything!!
Matrixulated, Bonaether, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
[spoiler= Opening this might spoil something.]No, growls a mysterious figure, audibly recovering from a tracheotomy, bedecked in a cape and cowl, We need to prize the values that keep us safe, in government and outside it. The ones that keep citizens from a life of crime. Order. Justice. Parents. I will represent that. I am the hero Alekseandrea deserves.[/spoiler]
That issue always makes me smile...
Matrixulated, Bonaether, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
SUCH LIES
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
If you do that make it "what are giraffes made of?"
Potatoes
Nothing
Illusion
Flesh
Metal
Bacon
Turtles
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I like the one about pirates YARR!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
you forgot fish
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
what is walrus plural?
walruses
walrus
walrusi
walrusis
potato
Matrixulated
I like the one with the thirsty nerds.
Matrixulated
Actually as the country of the walri I officially state that the plural of walrus is walri.
Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds
Haven't seen that yet
Matrixulated
alright thank you. i was confused on that
Matrixulated
The plural of walrus is walruses or walrus. Either is acceptable, although walruses appears to be the more common use. *thanks Google*
You lied to us...
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
YOU ARE LYING IT IS WALRI
Matrixulated
oh
no. google and wikipedia says so. and dictionary says so
As the leadinga authority on walri officially the document says "The plural of walrus is walruses, walri, or walrus. All of them are acceptable, although walruses appears to be the more common use. The word was first referenced in 1728. Despite the "us" ending, the origin is Dutch or Norwegian, not Latin."
Matrixulated
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/3796/why-is-walri-not-the-correct-pluralization-of-walrus
M8
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Holy Donkeyland.
WHO HERE LIKES GIRAFFES?!?!?!?!
.
Matrixulated
*slowly raises hand*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
In my countries culture it is custom to pronounce it like that.
Matrixulated
*silently eating giraffe meat*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands
I think that I have been rather inactive.
I see multiple nations that I don't recognize.
I used to be able to pick out the newcomers, now I can no longer.
*frowns in frustration*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Am I a newcomer?
Matrixulated
Can I have some?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What about me?
Matrixulated
You hopefully know me by my old name. I would be disappointed if you didn't.
Matrixulated
I do have an on-off-relation to Nationstates. I check sometimes, sometimes I get deleted, but I always return (sprecifically to Spiritus). So if you don't recognise me, that could have been always like that.
Matrixulated
I like those poll options! 😜😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
Don't you mean "Alternative Facts"?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
**Throws you a giraffe burger**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I voted yes for the poll because you didn't include the option "giraffes are the resistance to the illuminati.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
*Digests the burger*
*throws up the burger*
*Adds partially digested burger to the nest*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
I thought that was implicitly included in option three!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Tsk...
What's next a poll about? Some weird duck-beaver-mole hybrid that lays eggs AND is a mammal?
Everybody knows that you have to say that giraffes aren't real!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
you remember me dont you?
*gestured to cooked carcass of giraffe*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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