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Region: Spiritus
We know that, why not we just let you visit Apophis.
I'm also off to kill my brother for ruining the saves I have in CK2.
Apophis is just a seperate incarnation of me.
I heard that there was heresy, and I got here just to yell...
Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!
Hey culveria?
Can you bring devie over her please?
Actually, Sobek is annoying or worse if you disturb a tomb as he is, like Anubis, a guardian of the dead but he's been kind every time I visit an Egyptian exhibit. I try to be respectful to their dead. Which resulted in a gift I have since birth was 'enhanced' per se. I saw an exhibit when I was a kid that showcased a mummy of one of the priests who served in the temple of Amun in Thebes. His duties included a task known as 'opening the way' which meant he ordained priests and facilitated communication with namely Amun.
I had a dream that night where he basically put his hand on my forehead and increased my sensitivity to the paranormal. I always know when I'm alone or not. Whether the being is living, dead, or immortal, I'll sense it but I rarely see them. Usually Sobek will go after someone if they seem rude or anything like that, Anubis is more of a guide to both the living and the dead as well as a funerary God. I've had more encounters with Anubis than Sobek, who from what I've noticed tends to dwell in the Egyptian exhibits in museums. Anubis just follows me making sure I'm out of trouble or can get out of trouble. They can be kind if you know the customs of their long dead devotees.
*Devie starts chasing the person that yelled heresy*
Interesting...
Heresy!
woo! *on devies back as he runs at the heresy speaker hungry*
Sobek attacks people who are weak usually.
So I've never experienced him attacking him.
Sorry, I mean me.
guys im feeling weird. stronger then usual, also im hearing hundreds of voices in my heads asking for protection and good fortune and all of that whats happening?
Oh, those are just the voices in your head. I get those all the time, I just ignore them.
*stares into oblivion*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
i have those. but these arent them. gah! Stop asking me to help you get through this rough time you and your family or whatever is going through! Shut up! Shut up! Ahh!!!!
*passes out*
*whispers*
Potatoes are better than pickles
Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Why are you staring at me?
*the thousand deviljhos that were sleeping wake upon hearing this and look at itro*
Ummmmmmmmm...
LOOK!!!
PARRONA IS OVER THERE SAYING "THE WORD"!!!!
*teleports away*
Wow.
Amazing.
Inspirational.
I will always remember those words.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I just looked up what a devilijo looks like and it does not look like a pickle.
*the deviljhos congregate around me and lay down in a giant deviljho pile on top of me and sleep not hurting me with there crushing weight but still comfortable*
its long, green, bumpy, and sour its close enough! *wakes along with the horde of devljhos which promptly climb off of me*
Yeah but you never said it had legs or was a wyvern .
I was thinking it was an actual giant pickle.
what did you think my flag was?
*shrugs*
my flag is a savage deviljho. and you should see some of deviljhos fanart. its depicted as a monstrous man eating picklesaurus
This is not a very good description of it.
... yeah you have a point
7 million more people until I get custom classification!
Devilijhos would be cooler if they had tusks.
Just think...
Saber toothed devilijhos.
look at savage deviljhos
you should look at the world of MH it has many many many amazing monsters
Imagine that a farmer has a sack containing 100 lbs of potatoes. The potatoes, he discovers, are comprised of 99% water and 1% solids, so he leaves them in the heat of the sun for a day to let the amount of water in them reduce to 98%. But when he returns to them the day after, he finds his 100 lb sack now weighs just 50 lbs. How can this be true?
Have you seen the Pokara?
It is the most walrus-like monster in that game.
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yeah it is aint it?
Sadly I do not have a playstation.
My only console is the Nintendo switch
hey i dont have one either, you can play it on DS too though
Hmmm... Any poll ideas?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
OOOO which monster hunter monster is best? hm? its a good one no? i could probably think of something else with time though
"Who can say where the road goes?"
Self-belief seems a necessity
Mmmmm! **Licks lips**
Hey [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?! - This gives me an idea for a poll! - In the Spiritus Apocalypse what role would you prefer to play?
▪God
▪Devil
▪God's Representative
▪Devil's Representative
▪Death
▪War
▪Famine
(**Looks at [nation=short]Phytophthora Infestans[/nation]**)
▪Pestilence
▪Kaos/Chaos
(**Looks at [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]**)
▪One of the horses of the "Horsemen".
▪The potatoes the horses are munching on.
▪The guy that sounds the horn to start it all off.
▪ALL THE ABOVE!
▪The rest of the teeming masses (arms flailing in panic)...
(**Looks at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]**)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
I think you'll find that nations ceasing to exist in Spiritus are the results of the ravenous rampaging Jedi-Zombi Jezuit hordes; that number in the BILLIONS, and has become part of a long-standing Spiritus tradition...
HERESY!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Ok, ok! - Share and share alike...
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
What is your favorite element?
Earth
Water
Fire
Air
Ice
Electricity
Dark
Light
Chaos
Potato
Etc.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I like it!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
Had to remove two since there can only be twelve options but THERE IT IS!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Remind me on Sunday, I could do this one next!
Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Strictly speaking I am a Pestilence that causes Famine... but hey 😏
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I follow a funerary deity so I'm going for death.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic
Wow we almost have one vote per option! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Y'all better f*cking vote!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I'm going for war, because I don't see a prosperity option.
Matrixulated
Okay I have a big crazy announcement! We're going to be moving from IRC to Discord as our official unofficial chat room! We'll keep the links to the IRC channel where they are, we'll just put the Discord links up first. We're going to try to have a bot that will copy messages between the channels so anyone using the IRC channel still won't be left out. Hope to see you all there! :D Here's the link: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Sup people, what's happening.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Novawenia
Hello😀
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Hello to both of you, [nation=short]Columbian_Provinces[/nation] and [nation=short]Novawenia[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Novawenia
Welcome to Spiritus, you're lucky to miss the spamquake.
Matrixulated
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No element of surprise?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Heresy!
Matrixulated
Hey!
You guys like my new classification?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
YAY!
I just got an issue to ban walrus hunting!
I guess I don't have to kill my brother.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
ALRIGHT WHO SAID HERESY!?!?!? *is on devies back with a horde of deviljhos even larger then JZJs zombie horde
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
YAY WALRUSES!!!!
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Nein.
不喜欢。
No.
Nay.
Lies!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
you wanna test it? *looks at you and the countless deviljhos do too*
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Countless?
Give me some time and I will give you a number, it will involve algebra, or plus signs.
It is 4C.
Or you know, 0.1+0.9
Edit: Oh, my mistake, it's plural.
8C
0.1x2+0.9x2
are you questioning my power over wyverns and dragonlike creatures? deviljhos are classified as wyverns, therefore i have total power over them and can summon up as many as i wish, and ive summoned up a horde larger then JZJs and is constantly growing with more and more deviljhos arriving at the horde*
Hmm let me count...
*murmmers*
Seven...carry the three...potato...multiply by the atomic mass of Jupiter...
About 1 squadron of tainted xenobloods.
(That is about 535794759358675383465372546433566746390546456826473275236239749684086405736348258358735738878426846336.)
*increases army and fleet maintenance*
<-----------------------O>
Army maintenance
<-----------------------O>
Fleet maintenance
hey itro have you seen a pokaradon?
No but I looked it up and Yay!
ooo more food for the deviljhos
giant walrus monster! woo! want me to make a thing you can summon them up with?
*makes a big red button that summons pokaradons*
I don't know why but pushing big red buttons is so satisfying.
*presses it twenty million times*
now we have to find enough food for them all so the deviljhos dont start eating there tails
*makes a sushi food truck*
That solves it.
Aw, how cute.
Discipline 140%
Army Tradition 26
General Edward Lan
6 shock
2 fire
3 maneuver
4 siege
Navy tradition 100
Admiral Spire
6 shock
5 fire
4 maneuver
0 siege
*two deviljhos eat all the sushi and the truck* you forgot the amount of a deviljhos hunger
should i summon up the other monster hunter monsters en mass? cause i could do it if i wanted
Itrosomia
*summons a sushi food truck infinite parade*
thats much better *deviljhos fill there bellies with sushi and truck*
Monster hunter, what, oh, they are not hunters.
Edit 1: I see that you wanted the role of God, I think that the role of the Devil suits you better.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
who do you think allows an apocolypse? and brings it about
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
wait... gods that let humanity do whatever it wants do, never mind im not a god like that
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*watches as the walruses eat the sushi*
That seems about right. When the apocalypse comes around, I'll be the one living in a hovel in the ground while only eating cans of beans, but at least I'll have food and a place to live.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
unlesss the deviljhos sniff out the beans
Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia
Sorry I mean pokaradon
Matrixulated
theyre about the same
*makes a giant ice sculpture of a walrus*
Matrixulated
They aren't allowed to, they have to play by the rules of the Christian apocalypse; I get seven years of peace, and 1,000 years of anarchy without monsters. Plus, deviljhos don't even maybe exist.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
i will make them
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