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Any poll ideas? :P These polls go by so fast...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I'm just gonna leave this here...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/how-man-potato-only-diet-eating-year-weight-loss-50kg-health-lifestyle-a7967536.html

- This does seem the right place for it!

Perhaps we could call it the "Spiritus Clean Eating Plan"?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I'm just gonna leave this here...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/how-man-potato-only-diet-eating-year-weight-loss-50kg-health-lifestyle-a7967536.html

- This does seem the right place for it!

Perhaps we could call it the "Spiritus Clean Eating Plan"?!

I see the word potato and now I'm excited!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Hello! Today is lovely on my side of th...

*It begins to rain heavily (as in sheep and cow heavy)*

Oh, damn. How's your side of the world?

The US is normal. We still have an orange leading.

In other news, there was another attack in Israel close to where my friend lives. So that's now scary for me.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Any poll ideas? :P These polls go by so fast...

On a scale from triangle to orange, how rebellious is your potato?

9.86960440109

Luke Skywalker

Djibouti

Yoga

None, since I enrolled my potato in Itrosomia's boarding school for bad potatoes.

Potato

M-my p-potato? I-it destroyed m-my house!

Edit: Nope, it's pi[sup]2[/sup]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:On a scale from triangle to orange, how rebellious is your potato?

7.16492638

Luke Skywalker

Djibouti

Yoga

None, since I enrolled my potato in Itrosomia's boarding school for bad potatoes.

Potato

M-my p-potato? I-it destroyed m-my house!

First option should be: 3.14159265359

Huzzah.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:On a scale from triangle to orange, how rebellious is your potato?

9.86960440109

Luke Skywalker

Djibouti

Yoga

None, since I enrolled my potato in Itrosomia's boarding school for bad potatoes.

Potato

M-my p-potato? I-it destroyed m-my house!

Edit: Nope, it's pi[sup]2[/sup]

OMG I LOVE

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm glad I started playing this game again, being hilariously authoritarian never gets old.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Zargothrax

The Parron Republic wrote:First option should be: 3.14159265359

Huzzah.

Endorsed!

Huzzah!

Alekseandrea

What cretins voted FOR "ban of secret treaties"?

The term of secret treaties is virtually undefined, until the moment he redefines them.

Logically the whole thing is impossible. You can't forbid what you redefine.

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:What cretins voted FOR "ban of secret treaties"?

The term of secret treaties is virtually undefined, until the moment he redefines them.

Logically the whole thing is impossible. You can't forbid what you redefine.

Also, secrets are fun.

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Alekseandrea wrote:What cretins voted FOR "ban of secret treaties"?

The term of secret treaties is virtually undefined, until the moment he redefines them.

Logically the whole thing is impossible. You can't forbid what you redefine.

I mean, I just noticed that I accidentally pressed for instead of against....

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:I mean, I just noticed that I accidentally pressed for instead of against....

That's no problem as long your final vote is against. ;)

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:What cretins voted FOR "ban of secret treaties"?

The term of secret treaties is virtually undefined, until the moment he redefines them.

Logically the whole thing is impossible. You can't forbid what you redefine.

Also, the benefits of a secret treaty is that nobody knows who is allied with whom...

*copies half of the UNE from a map and pastes it on the "Map of United Parronia and her territories"*

*does the same to the other half but pastes it on the Map of the Intergalactic Worker's Union* (filthy, corvette and frigate spamming idealists/communists)

Legendus wrote:Also, secrets are fun.

...and useful for partitioning, puppeting and annexing nations.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

(when everybody gives up on the staring contest at the same time and brings out their weapons)

[spoiler= 16 year standoff ends ]

In an unexpected move, Eakira has mobilized its fleets and attacked Cradle, for the first time since the most recent Parronan Civil War, and 16 years into the standoff, open conflict between the various nations begin, meanwhile, the least expected of the participants, Vultur, has attacked both the UNE and Snakkra.

Meanwhile on Earth, a limited nuclear exchange has occurred between what remains of the Russian Federation and the USA, which devastated Yakutsk, Volgograd, Yaroslavl, Velinky Novgorod, Tver, Chicago, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Denver, Providence, Atlanta and Nashville. A cadet branch of the Romanov Dynasty has been placed in charge of what remains of Russia and mass protests erupt across the USA, both sides agree to a truce to stop the Vulturan advance.

The United Snakkran Armed Forces, which mainly consists of provincial levies, has mobilised not just to respond to the Vulturans, but also to prevent the other nations from completing their projects

[/spoiler]

[spoiler= Technical ]

Eakira begins building servers

Snakkra lays down psionic network

Parrona lays down the Geomacy Web

Horz...//Data Corrupted//

Vultur finishes a Deep Space Mass Fabrication Platform (DSMFP) (aka: ship spammer)

Eakira declares war on Horsea with the CB: Determined Intervention

Vultur declares war on Snakkra with the CB: Determined Intervention

Vultur declares war on UNE with the CB: Liberate the workers of the UNE

Snakkra declares war on Parronia with the CB: Intervention

Snakkra declares war on Horsea with the CB: Intervention

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Do you guys still want to have weekly polls? I keep forgetting. :P

Matrixulated, Lollicatia, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan

The Salaxalans wrote:Do you guys still want to have weekly polls? I keep forgetting. :P

The weekly polls are fun. Maybe we could create a position in the Spiritus government that handles all polls.

Matrixulated, Lollicatia, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan

*looks through dossier*

Culveria still has not CTEed (for good)? Damn, resilient little salamanders, must be really tasty.

Wait, who is in charge of the processing factories again?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:*looks through dossier*

Culveria still has not CTEed (for good)? Damn, resilient little salamanders, must be really tasty.

Wait, who is in charge of the processing factories again?

He's back tho....

Matrixulated, Parrona

Statens wrote:The weekly polls are fun. Maybe we could create a position in the Spiritus government that handles all polls.

I nominate myself!

If I am elected, I will make each and every poll include twice as many potatoes, and I will build a Great Wall to keep out people who want to build a Great Wall!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan

The Salaxalans wrote:Any poll ideas? :P These polls go by so fast...

I already sent you one

Matrixulated

Friendly warning to any bronies: The MLP movie is leaked! be advised of spoilers!

Scootalove Repbulic wrote:Friendly warning to any bronies: The MLP movie is leaked! be advised of spoilers!

Life.

Get one.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Knurdistan

Matrixulated wrote:Life.

Get one.

M.

I simply wonder why they thought we care.

Don’t they remember what we did in the last nuclear conflict?

I still gloat about it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I simply wonder why they thought we care.

Don’t they remember what we did in the last nuclear conflict?

I still gloat about it.

What did we do? Nuke the thing they thought we care about?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Parron Republic wrote:What did we do? Nuke the thing they thought we care about?

Our last act of the 2nd nuclear conflict was the partial annihilation of a alliance of bronies. It’s a shame we didn’t get to finish the job...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Scootalove Repbulic wrote:Friendly warning to any bronies: The MLP movie is leaked! be advised of spoilers!

Matrixulated wrote:Life.

Get one.

M.

Alekseandrea wrote:I simply wonder why they thought we care.

Don’t they remember what we did in the last nuclear conflict?

I still gloat about it.

Confused. Dumbed down explanation?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Life.

Get one.

M.

I just wanted to warn people...

I'm sorry...

Alekseandrea wrote:I simply wonder why they thought we care.

Don’t they remember what we did in the last nuclear conflict?

I still gloat about it.

You guys do know I was in Uppercut right?

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_derpy_democratic_republic_of_herp/page=nukes

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Our last act of the 2nd nuclear conflict was the partial annihilation of a alliance of bronies. It’s a shame we didn’t get to finish the job...

It was only a game.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Scootalove Repbulic wrote:Friendly warning to any bronies: The MLP movie is leaked! be advised of spoilers!

What/who are bronies?

*powers processing factories for possible, anticipated answer*

Statens wrote:Confused. Dumbed down explanation?

We nuked alliance of possible food, after a definite amount of time they came to warn us about a leak, somewhere.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Speir wrote:God didn't intend for humans to create such weapons of mass destruction. My country will not subject it's people to the horrors of the MLP movie.

Parrona wrote:What/who are bronies?

*powers processing factories for possible, anticipated answer*

We nuked alliance of possible food, after a definite amount of time they came to warn us about a leak, somewhere.

Again, I was In Uppercut.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_derpy_democratic_republic_of_herp/page=nukes

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Scootalove Repbulic wrote:It was only a game.

Pfft

It's a game that almost cost me human capital.

Oh, and I guess there are like morals or something.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:I just wanted to warn people...

I'm sorry...

You guys do know I was in Uppercut right?

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_derpy_democratic_republic_of_herp/page=nukes

Scootalove Repbulic wrote:Again, I was In Uppercut.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_derpy_democratic_republic_of_herp/page=nukes

I advise you to not answer with alts.

It's really confusing.

On the other hand,

how does it feel to make your kin burn and suffer? ;)

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:I advise you to not answer with alts.

It's really confusing.

On the other hand,

how does it feel to make your kin burn and suffer? ;)

I thought it was kinda obvious that it was me. Sorry for the confusion.

It was only a game.

There was no hard feelings involved.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes

Itrosomia wrote:Pfft

It's a game that almost cost me human capital.

Oh, and I guess there are like morals or something.

human capital?

And it was just a silly game done for fun.

Like the upcoming z-day.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:I thought it was kinda obvious that it was me. Sorry for the confusion.

It was only a game.

There was no hard feelings involved.

If you say so.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:human capital?

And it was just a silly game done for fun.

Like the upcoming z-day.

NO IT ISN'T.

Have you perchance stumbled on the one and only "The Spiritus's zombie survival guide"?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=718036

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan

Alekseandrea wrote:If you say so.

NO IT ISN'T.

Have you perchance stumbled on the one and only "The Spiritus's zombie survival guide"?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=718036

It's not just me saying it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcINJAaRYqQ&ab_channel=KeybladeChili

No, but I have been a part of Z day since the start of it I think?

I joined in 2013.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:I thought it was kinda obvious that it was me. Sorry for the confusion.

It was only a game.

There was no hard feelings involved.

This is the way everyone should be treating it, the event *was* just a game. :P I didn't even notice that alliance was MLP-themed until after the attack launched, the reason for the attack was just that they seemed to be gaining on us.

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The Salaxalans wrote:This is the way everyone should be treating it, the event *was* just a game. :P I didn't even notice that alliance was MLP-themed until after the attack launched, the reason for the attack was just that they seemed to be gaining on us.

Thank you!

Also, how are you salaxalans? *hugs*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I just revived my puppets for the zombozos. Let's do this.

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Thank you!

Also, how are you salaxalans? *hugs*

Pretty good! :P I have a throne room now so it's nice. How are you?

Matrixulated, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Okay I'm going to make a poll on how polls will work in the future... And then we'll go from there depending on the results!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Pretty good! :P I have a throne room now so it's nice. How are you?

I'm ok, just a bit bored.

Throne rooms are cool.

Matrixulated

Aw! My idea got made into a poll!!!

Thanks The Salaxalans! :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Oh the Humanity!

A poll without a POTATO option!

Think...of...the...childrennnnnnn!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Oh the Humanity!

A poll without a POTATO option!

Think...of...the...childrennnnnnn!

M.

Ermigosh!

Somebody do something before it's too late!

Set fire to someone's lawn...

Burn somebody's spacefleet...

Melt an iceberg...

Torch a grammar-Nazi's Dictionary & Thesaurus...

Blow up a computer simulation...

Immolate the zombi-horde...

Assassinate an alien overlord...

Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war!

The Potato option is sacrosanct!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Ermigosh!

Somebody do something before it's too late!

Set fire to someone's lawn...

Burn somebody's spacefleet...

Melt an iceberg...

Torch a grammar-Nazi's Dictionary & Thesaurus...

Blow up a computer simulation...

Immolate the zombi-horde...

Assassinate an alien overlord...

Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war!

The Potato option is sacrosanct!

Huzzah!

And if all else fails...

Rip apart the fabrics of reality and let in the daemon horde!

Edit 1: I didn't know you people knew about WH40K...

Also, for the imperial pricks, um, the nid's are totally underrated!

Edit 2: What do you mean by burn a spacefleet? Fire doesn't burn in space! You cannot burn my fleet!

Unless...*gasp*...you corvette spammer! SHAME!

Edit 3: Also, after letting the daemons loose, we will send the alien overlord to the frontlines as a flak trooper!

Edit 4: Fine, I admit, the Tau commies suck.

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay I'm going to make a poll on how polls will work in the future... And then we'll go from there depending on the results!

I could see the way this was going before the poll was created, or the voting started...

May I suggest, that if the result continues to suggest the appointment of regional pollsters, we institute a triumvirate of pollsters; under the ultimate authority of the evil, mind-controlling alien overlord our glorious Regent and Delegate Salaxalans.

The 3 person team of pollsters would be responsible for creation of our weekly polls, with each pollster/person creating one poll (personally) on a rotating duty roster, so that polls would continue to be produced on a weekly basis, but each pollster need only create one poll every 3 weeks - This would greatly reduce the pressure for poll generation, and ofcourse allow dearest Salaxalans to accept the more appropriate role of oversight/scrutiny/judgement; ie. a supervisory management position...

May I also suggest, that I could be one of the pollsters, and I note that Itrosomia has also shown promise in this area, and if you agree with me, I ask for volunteers/suggestions for other pollsters aswell - Then we can have a democratic poll to select who we think would be good pollsters...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

I endorse Itrosomia and Alekseandrea for the conceivably new roles.

*secretly establishes a small city-state in a remote, mountainous region in Spiritus*

Edit 1: Who knows the feeling of getting conscript spammed?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Am I right to be slightly concerned by the current economic statistic displayed on my nation page, that states thus; "The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth 666 trillion B¡teCo¡ns a year..."?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Am I right to be slightly concerned by the current economic statistic displayed on my nation page, that states thus; "The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth 666 trillion B¡teCo¡ns a year..."?!

Someone accepted the offer of close to unlimited power at a certain price that will be paid after an indefinite amount of time.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I could see the way this was going before the poll was created, or the voting started...

May I suggest, that if the result continues to suggest the appointment of regional pollsters, we institute a triumvirate of pollsters; under the ultimate authority of the evil, mind-controlling alien overlord our glorious Regent and Delegate Salaxalans.

The 3 person team of pollsters would be responsible for creation of our weekly polls, with each pollster/person creating one poll (personally) on a rotating duty roster, so that polls would continue to be produced on a weekly basis, but each pollster need only create one poll every 3 weeks - This would greatly reduce the pressure for poll generation, and ofcourse allow dearest Salaxalans to accept the more appropriate role of oversight/scrutiny/judgement; ie. a supervisory management position...

May I also suggest, that I could be one of the pollsters, and I note that Itrosomia has also shown promise in this area, and if you agree with me, I ask for volunteers/suggestions for other pollsters aswell - Then we can have a democratic poll to select who we think would be good pollsters...

Maybe I'll do shorter polls after this one ends to see what people think about that idea, and to pick the three people! Too bad you can't do a poll that lets people pick more than one option...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

The Salaxalans wrote:Maybe I'll do shorter polls after this one ends to see what people think about that idea, and to pick the three people! Too bad you can't do a poll that lets people pick more than one option...

Yes, that is a shortcoming.

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Am I right to be slightly concerned by the current economic statistic displayed on my nation page, that states thus; "The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth 666 trillion B¡teCo¡ns a year..."?!

Umm...it's not like you haven't been tempted before but...should we be worried, Lord J-Z-J?

Huzzuh-oh!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona

WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

Someone give them a cyclonic torpedo, drop it from space.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

Space is UNE territory, no such thing as American space.

Parronan Elections:

Campaign period begins, National Pride Restoration Party leads polls.

National Pride Restoration Party 28%

(Hitler, that's all I have to describe this)

Parronan Unity Party 26%

(KKK, literally)

Coalition of Democratic Parties of Parron 24%

(Um, reactionaries, disgusting.)

Coalition of Democratic Parties Against the Authoritarian Menace 20% (Antifa)

Others 2% [small parties and (maybe) NGOs?]

None of these are good, it's a pick your poison election!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:\

The 3 person team of pollsters would be responsible for creation of our weekly polls, with each pollster/person creating one poll (personally) on a rotating duty roster, so that polls would continue to be produced on a weekly basis, but each pollster need only create one poll every 3 weeks - This would greatly reduce the pressure for poll generation, and ofcourse allow dearest Salaxalans to accept the more appropriate role of oversight/scrutiny/judgement; ie. a supervisory management position...

I agree.

The Parron Republic wrote:I endorse Itrosomia and Alekseandrea for the conceivably new roles.

*secretly establishes a small city-state in a remote, mountainous region in Spiritus*

I second this endorsement

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

*blocks manifest destiny by going camping on OGG's Lawn*

It's been ages since I did that

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic

I just made a huge mistake and now my people cant leave my country. Whoops

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Parrona wrote:Someone give them a cyclonic torpedo, drop it from space.

The Parron Republic wrote:Space is UNE territory, no such thing as American space.

Parronan Elections:

Campaign period begins, National Pride Restoration Party leads polls.

National Pride Restoration Party 28%

(Hitler, that's all I have to describe this)

Parronan Unity Party 26%

(KKK, literally)

Coalition of Democratic Parties of Parron 24%

(Um, reactionaries, disgusting.)

Coalition of Democratic Parties Against the Authoritarian Menace 20% (Antifa)

Others 2% [small parties and (maybe) NGOs?]

None of these are good, it's a pick your poison election!

ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT???

Cyrtes wrote:*blocks manifest destiny by going camping on OGG's Lawn*

It's been ages since I did that

I'M GOING TO CALL THE ARTILLERY ON MY OWN LAWN, DAMMIT.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT???

"Little" English, very "little".

Cyrtes wrote:*blocks manifest destiny by going camping on OGG's Lawn*

It's been ages since I did that

*follows suit by driving a tsunami tank onto said lawn*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

The Parron Republic wrote:"Little" English, very "little".

*follows suit by driving a tsunami tank onto said lawn*

Kirov reporting!

*positions Kirov within a 10km radius from OGG's lawn*

(If you still don't know what I'm referring to, search for RA3 Kirov)

Alekseandrea wrote:“For too long the World Assembly and its bureaucratic gnomes have leeched off our glorious nation’s hard work! They regulate our businesses into the ground with their child labor and environmental protection laws, involve themselves in our affairs with their feel-good anti-slavery legislation, and then they want us to empty the treasury into their bottomless bar tabs!”

There’s too much truth in the statement above.

They want to regulate ocean noise? Bu...but that's the point of me playing as the Allies in RA3...the dolphins...

Update: Um, equal marriage? Does this mean parliament has to force the rim systems to legalise equal marriage? Alright, I give up, you noobs in the WA handle the rebellions.

[spoiler= WIP fluff ]

...don't look, get out.

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Ahh, Deputy-Admiral , I congratulate you on your recent success in reclaiming half our fleet from the culturally backward reptiles. Without you we would have lost half our fleet due to the foolishness of your colleague, as such, I am promoting you to the rank of Admiral, your first duty as Admiral is to finish what you started, by assaulting their capital of Snal-kra and the Palace on Whiterock Haven.

......I am not procrastinating at all. I'm just thinking slowly.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

“For too long the World Assembly and its bureaucratic gnomes have leeched off our glorious nation’s hard work! They regulate our businesses into the ground with their child labor and environmental protection laws, involve themselves in our affairs with their feel-good anti-slavery legislation, and then they want us to empty the treasury into their bottomless bar tabs!”

There’s too much truth in the statement above.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Parron Republic wrote:"Little" English, very "little".

*follows suit by driving a tsunami tank onto said lawn*

Parrona wrote:Kirov reporting!

*positions Kirov within a 10km radius from OGG's lawn*

(If you still don't know what I'm referring to, search for RA3 Kirov)

GO TO SLEEP.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Parrona, The Parron Republic

Parrona wrote:

Update: Um, equal marriage? Does this mean parliament has to force the rim systems to legalise equal marriage?

......I am not procrastinating at all. I'm just thinking slowly.

(Rim systems? O_o pun or no pun?

Shockingly naughty fun either way, tee hee!)

Personally, I fully support same-sex marriage!

But as a WA Issue I voted AGAINST forcing it upon every member nation and their populations by international mandate!

Preposterous!

And frankly, frakking ridiculous!

Muppets!

M.

The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:(Rim systems? O_o pun or no pun?

Shockingly naughty fun either way, tee hee!)

Personally, I fully support same-sex marriage!

But as a WA Issue I voted AGAINST forcing it upon every member nation and their populations by international mandate!

Preposterous!

And frankly, frakking ridiculous!

Muppets!

M.

We should craft a cunningly crafted proposal that abolishes all previous legislation.

.

.

.

We call it "prevention and eradication of excessive legislation and corruption".

It would be an administrive resultion with a sweeping effect.

We name "General Assembly Resolution # 1: The World Assembly" as precedent,

further claim that the legislation is getting out of hand, byzantyne and contains multiple redundancies accross resolutions, making the whole thing an unreadable mess.

This leeches time, money and patience of all parties involved, rendering the WA a paper tiger.

We solve the existing problems by rendering all previous legislation null and void.(this is the precedented)

(Optional:Then we raise an army paid by the WA to crush those who dare break our laws.)

Further,

We forbid:

-redudancy across resolutions

-other resets unless the amount of active resolutions is greater than 100 or a year has passed since our resolution.

-the reactivating of any of the repealed resolutions

-resolutions that are impossible to enforce

(optional:

We declare that the WA shall now be known as "The first interdimensional empire" and say that "a new order" will rise to finally bring peace and prosperety to nationstates, freed from the corruption and powerlessness of the WA. )

.

.

.

It would be awesome, useful and I'd gloat about it for a year. At least.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:We should craft a cunningly crafted proposal . . . It would be awesome, useful and I'd gloat about it for a year. At least.

A B S O L U T E L Y !

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*Afterthought*

Maybe [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] delivers it wrapped in a cyclonic torpedo . . . for effect, perhaps?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

Cyrtes wrote:*blocks manifest destiny by going camping on OGG's Lawn*

It's been ages since I did that

*Builds Twelve Tribal settlements on OGG's lawn*

*Claims the territory as having been Twelve Tribal for 6000 years*

*Builds large concrete wall, solid metal fence, and militarized gateposts around territory to keep out those who disagree*

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M GOING TO CALL THE ARTILLERY ON MY OWN LAWN, DAMMIT.

*Accuses OGG of threatening to reinvigorate the old prejudices against my people, and to carry out actions that follow the long history of our persecution*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Parron Republic, Knurdistan

The Twelve Tribes wrote:*Builds Twelve Tribal settlements on OGG's lawn*

*Claims the territory as having been Twelve Tribal for 6000 years*

*Builds large concrete wall, solid metal fence, and militarized gateposts around territory to keep out those who disagree*

*Accuses OGG of threatening to reinvigorate the old prejudices against my people, and to carry out actions that follow the long history of our persecution*

OK, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

GET OUT THOUGH.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GO TO SLEEP.

Good, I'll do it on your lawn.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Twelve Tribes wrote:*Builds Twelve Tribal settlements on OGG's lawn*

*Claims the territory as having been Twelve Tribal for 6000 years*

*Builds large concrete wall, solid metal fence, and militarized gateposts around territory to keep out those who disagree*

*Accuses OGG of threatening to reinvigorate the old prejudices against my people, and to carry out actions that follow the long history of our persecution*

Woah!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OK, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

GET OUT THOUGH.

roflmfao!

Huzzah!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Parrona wrote:Someone give them a cyclonic torpedo, drop it from space.

https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q

P.S. Just a friendly reminder; it's FRIDAY THE 13TH tomorrow! 🏃🏻🔪😱

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

I make a point out of voting against any WA resolution that sounds good purely out of spite. After all, as a psychotic dictatorship who long ago replaced their citizens' names with number, grows super soldier clones, replaced most of the regular military with robots, and keeps a horrifying surveillance state where children are encouraged to spy on their parents for the good of the state and where the only god they're allowed to worship is me, I object to having the international community tell me what I can and can't do to my own resour-er, citizens.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:“For too long the World Assembly and its bureaucratic gnomes have leeched off our glorious nation’s hard work! They regulate our businesses into the ground with their child labor and environmental protection laws, involve themselves in our affairs with their feel-good anti-slavery legislation, and then they want us to empty the treasury into their bottomless bar tabs!”

There’s too much truth in the statement above.

The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things wrote:I make a point out of voting against any WA resolution that sounds good purely out of spite.

Please help me understand what is going on...particularly in The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things's comment.

The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Please help me understand what is going on...particularly in The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things's comment.

I just encountered an issue with an inspirational message I wanted to share.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I just encountered an issue with an inspirational message I wanted to share.

Thank you! Hooray for inspiration!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Well, I lowered my age restrictions on compulsory military service to age Seven, and nobody is allowed to leave my country, YAY

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I could see the way this was going before the poll was created, or the voting started...

May I suggest, that if the result continues to suggest the appointment of regional pollsters, we institute a triumvirate of pollsters; under the ultimate authority of the evil, mind-controlling alien overlord our glorious Regent and Delegate Salaxalans.

The 3 person team of pollsters would be responsible for creation of our weekly polls, with each pollster/person creating one poll (personally) on a rotating duty roster, so that polls would continue to be produced on a weekly basis, but each pollster need only create one poll every 3 weeks - This would greatly reduce the pressure for poll generation, and ofcourse allow dearest Salaxalans to accept the more appropriate role of oversight/scrutiny/judgement; ie. a supervisory management position...

May I also suggest, that I could be one of the pollsters, and I note that Itrosomia has also shown promise in this area, and if you agree with me, I ask for volunteers/suggestions for other pollsters aswell - Then we can have a democratic poll to select who we think would be good pollsters...

So, what do you all think of this idea? And any volunteers for the third spot? If nobody is interested it could easily just be two people doing the polls.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

The Salaxalans wrote:So, what do you all think of this idea? And any volunteers for the third spot? If nobody is interested it could easily just be two people doing the polls.

I believe both The Parron Republic and Statens endorsed Alekseandrea for the third position, but I didn't notice anyone else put themselves forward...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

The Salaxalans wrote:So, what do you all think of this idea? And any volunteers for the third spot? If nobody is interested it could easily just be two people doing the polls.

I volunteer if someone offers me a fancy title.

I could be the "minister of propaganda" and Itrosomia could be the "minister of regional statistics"or something.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

[spoiler= Operation Dusk. ]

Ahh, Deputy-Admiral , I congratulate you on your recent success in reclaiming half our fleet from the culturally backward reptiles. Without you we would have lost half our fleet due to the foolishness of your colleague, as such, I am promoting you to the rank of Admiral, your first duty as Admiral is to finish what you started, by assaulting their capital of Snal-kra and the Palace on Whiterock Haven. Of course, security will be high there, natu... Ah, the Eakiran Federation is offering to help, without having to focus on Snal-kra, you would have enough time to go to Cradle, hopefully the Eakirans will be willing to be our cannon fodder. *menacing chuckle* You will crush the Snakkrans and show them that their Emperor is not invulnerable, crush their will and might, Admiral, it is time, to, tame a living god, if you could, level his palace.

[/spoiler]

[spoiler= Fall of the Paradox ]

General, we have negotiated a temporary NAP with the godless commies, the one of the clauses state that we are to attack Snal-kra, the capital of Snakkra, your objectives are such, once the transport fleet enters the system, immediately seize the outer stations and planets, you will then move on to the capital world itself, set up a base using the MBC provided, you will then lay siege to the capital city, seize the city center and follow up with several bombing runs on the drone hub on the planet to disable the bulk of the planetary garrison, you will finally use any remaining forces you have to steamroll their stronghold.

Good luck General, you will need it, especially since its Snal-kra.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Totally forgot how liking posts works...lol

Alekseandrea wrote:I volunteer if someone offers me a fancy title.

I could be the "minister of propaganda" and Itrosomia could be the "minister of regional statistics"or something.

I definitely like the names.

If there is a third position, I'd like to nominate The Jedi-Zombi Jezus. He did, after all, come up with the idea for having the three positions. Seconds?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

I don't know why I tend to rely on morale tests for a quick victory, but hey, it kinda works, if you count a pyrrhic victory a victory...

(you saw nothing, I hate time stamps)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

Okay once Itrosomia posts here saying that they want to do it I'll make a poll to vote on you three (Itrosomia, Alekseandrea, and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus)!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Statens

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay once Itrosomia posts here saying that they want to do it I'll make a poll to vote on you three (Itrosomia, Alekseandrea, and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus)!

Waiting...⏳

**Drums fingers**

**Taps feet**

**Shifts (and shambles) umcomfortably**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

"manifest destiny"

noun:

the 19th-century doctrine or belief that the expansion of the United States throughout the American continents was both justified and inevitable.

YOU OLD IMPERIALIST PIG-DOG SCUM THAT YOU ARE! - Good thing that in the alt-reality that my nation exists in "The Alaska Purchase"; the United States' acquisition of Alaska from the Russian Empire on March 30, 1867, NEVER HAPPENED!! HUZZAH!!!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council, Auztraalia

Eurasian Alliance wrote:"manifest destiny"

noun:

the 19th-century doctrine or belief that the expansion of the United States throughout the American continents was both justified and inevitable.

YOU OLD IMPERIALIST PIG-DOG SCUM THAT YOU ARE! - Good thing that in the alt-reality that my nation exists in "The Alaska Purchase"; the United States' acquisition of Alaska from the Russian Empire on March 30, 1867, NEVER HAPPENED!! HUZZAH!!!

We NEVER lost the 13 colonies in my alt-reality either, but that's because we handled them differently...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

Eurasian Alliance wrote:"manifest destiny"

noun:

the 19th-century doctrine or belief that the expansion of the United States throughout the American continents was both justified and inevitable.

YOU OLD IMPERIALIST PIG-DOG SCUM THAT YOU ARE! - Good thing that in the alt-reality that my nation exists in "The Alaska Purchase"; the United States' acquisition of Alaska from the Russian Empire on March 30, 1867, NEVER HAPPENED!! HUZZAH!!!

Great British Federation wrote:We NEVER lost the 13 colonies in my alt-reality either, but that's because we handled them differently...

The lack of a USA certainly helped me expand my territory and influence over the Southern Eastazia Sea, and Pacific Ocean...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WATCH OUT, MANIFEST DESTINY COMING THROUGH

**Encourages this patriotic display/parade of powerful and continuing nationalism**

**Restricts Rights of counter-protestors, and other undesirable elements within the citizenry, shuts down/blocks media agencies that propagate unsupportive "fake news"**

**Uses event as a powerful unifying force of propaganda; identifying our nation's enemies, and supporting the supremacy of our military, for the continuing/never-ending War on Terror, War on Drugs, and expansion of hard power and influence**

**Uses feeling of power and influence to cover for sexual inadequacies (ie. My missiles are bigger than yours!), whilst espousing thoughts, words, and activities that are the kind of inherently sexist/misogynistic things that get Hollywood media executives fired**

**Goes to play a round of golf, because all this politicking has got me tired!**

Go have a look at this while I'm gone! -

https://www.redbubble.com/people/lauriepink/works/23931613-trump-and-the-14-warning-signs-of-fascism?p=poster

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Auztraalia

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay once Itrosomia posts here saying that they want to do it I'll make a poll to vote on you three (Itrosomia, Alekseandrea, and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus)!

It seems that the walrus is lost in the strange place called “real life”. The horrors he must endure.

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Alekseandrea wrote:It seems that the walrus is lost in the strange place called “real life”. The horrors he must endure.

*shivers*

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan

Alekseandrea wrote:It seems that the walrus is lost in the strange place called “real life”. The horrors he must endure.

Fear not! I have returned! Real life was too scary, so I returned. I had to face the demon of *shudder* responsibility. I officially nominate myself for the the position of co-co-pollmaker.

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic

[spoiler= News from the other side ]

Snakkran government crippled as emperor enters a comatose state.

(It is safe to say that Snakkra's reforms were too slow. Their leadership took, and lost a bet. -UNE observer)

Seri Agil, home of the influential Eakiran media, razed by Snakkran army in retaliation for attack on capital.

Largest Vulturian frontier colony razed by Snakkra in a retaliatory strike.

Vulturan premier arrested at Gresgrad while attempting to flee to neutral country.

Cradle and Parron left in partial ruin.

(gloat all you want, go ahead)

[/spoiler]

Itrosomia wrote:Fear not! I have returned! Real life was too scary, so I returned. I had to face the demon of *shudder* responsibility. I officially nominate myself for the the position of co-co-pollmaker.

Real life is only scary since last year, be glad that you still had sunny days before...

(Wait a minute, how is that positive?)

Also, government sites are temporarily down due to "technical issues".

Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii really need some sleep

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Fear not! I have returned! Real life was too scary, so I returned. I had to face the demon of *shudder* responsibility. I officially nominate myself for the the position of co-co-pollmaker.

Yay! Okay poll incoming

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

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