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Itrosomia wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

This is like a triple pun...

91 posts since this morning

Itrosomia wrote:What if there were no hypothetical questions?

what?

What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Battlegrounds wrote:This is like a triple pun...

When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what?

If there were no hypothetical questions then his question wouldn't exist because it is hypothetical.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.

That is just a play on words, due to the lack of it making sense in the actual context the pun doesn't work. What you have done there is gone off into a completely different realm of jokes.

Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

-slightly racist joke alert-

(Please don't judge me)

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you spelled draconic wrong

That's the point.

Every religion is tolerated here, but uprisings are not.

PARADOX

Cells multiply by dividing.

GTG AGAIN

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:PARADOX

Cells multiply by dividing.

GTG AGAIN

humans multiply by adding usually

Itrosomia wrote:-slightly racist joke alert-

(Please don't judge me)

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

The Ministry of Culture does not see it as a joke, it is highly insulting.

The Parron Republic wrote:The Ministry of Culture does not see it as a joke, it is highly insulting.

oh shush *throws the pile of puns we all have made at jon*

The Parron Republic wrote:The Ministry of Culture does not see it as a joke, it is highly insulting.

Then it is a shame that the Ministry of Culture is so uptight. I find it funny, he even put up a warning. I think the MoC needs to realize that people need to not be snowflakes.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Battlegrounds wrote:Then it is a shame that the Ministry of Culture is so uptight. I find it funny, he even put up a warning. I think the MoC needs to realize that people need to not be snowflakes.

The Ministry of Culture is the only thing keeping this vast realm together, some species needed to be isolated from the rest, what we have done so far, is for the greater good.

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

PUN MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER PLEASE INSERT ANOTHER POTATO

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:PUN MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER PLEASE INSERT ANOTHER POTATO

Finally!

Mrglglglgland

All of those puns were punny!

My favorite one was

Itrosomia wrote:-slightly racist joke alert-

(Please don't judge me)

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

The Parron Republic wrote:Finally!

i never run out of puns

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

*laughs*

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Who should I insult?

Itrosomia wrote:Who should I insult?

parron is a challenge, try him

Hey [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

Hey trump I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey trump If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey trump Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

holy %$#@, are you payed to insult people?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:holy %$#@, are you payed to insult people?

I got more

the following posts are not meant to be directed at anyone they are just funny/good verbal ammunition

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:the following posts are not meant to be directed at anyone they are just funny/good verbal ammunition

here a quote from the joker you should listen to "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

Sons Of Culveria wrote:here a quote from the joker you should listen to "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

You thought this was free?

It's 1$ per insult

The Parron Republic

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith

You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Dragonith

Itrosomia wrote:My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

are you dead?

Itrosomia wrote:Hey [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Hello, mister.

The Parron Republic wrote:Hello, mister.

Did you just assume my gender?

The Battlegrounds

Itrosomia wrote:Did you just assume my gender?

But you assumed correctly

The Battlegrounds

Itrosomia wrote:Did you just assume my gender?

Yes I did, I look upon accounts and assume everything from there.

That is A LOT OF POSTS!

Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

You know another place that needs a lot of posts? The forums! :P Come help build the new region! Help us come up with ideas for the new government! Play games! GO CRAZY!!

Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

The Salaxalans wrote:You know another place that needs a lot of posts? The forums! :P Come help build the new region! Help us come up with ideas for the new government! Play games! GO CRAZY!!

wanna hear some puns? oh and i dont care about your government, maybe a deity worshipping one

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wanna hear some puns? oh and i dont care about your government, maybe a deity worshipping one

*drowns in puns*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

Itrosomia wrote:*drowns in puns*

youre a walrus, you guys can hold your breaths for around an hour

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youre a walrus, you guys can hold your breaths for around an hour

We have been making puns for about 5 hours

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:We have been making puns for about 5 hours

true. anyone know how to do cpr on a walrus?

The Salaxalans wrote:That is A LOT OF POSTS!

Banject Him!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wanna hear some puns? oh and i dont care about your government, maybe a deity worshipping one

Your casus belli for banjecting an Arch-inquisitor is "he's a nuisance", so, we (Salaxalans) can banject you, let's put it to a vote!

(you undemocratic scum)

~anonymous activist

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

#humiliatehim!

Matrixulated

O.O holy wow slow day when i left wasnt it spiritus?

The Parron Republic wrote:#humiliatehim!

i wont be humiliated, i like the looks of the rejected realms, it looks fun. im just testing to see how long it takes

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Dragonith

┻━┻ミᔑ↼ᴥ⇀ᔐ彡┻━┻

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i wont be humiliated, i like the looks of the rejected realms, it looks fun. im just testing to see how long it takes

I like The Rejected Realms, I have 5 puppets sitting in there, but you always claim that you are a god, so when some corvette banjects you...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:O.O holy wow slow day when i left wasnt it spiritus?

I was about to write that achievement down...

The Parron Republic wrote:I like The Rejected Realms, I have 5 puppets sitting in there, but you always claim that you are a god, so when some corvette banjects you...

I was about to write that achievement down...

where does one go when banjected from the rejected realms?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:where does one go when banjected from the rejected realms?

I eat them

Itrosomia wrote:I eat them

walrus eat oysters shelled things fishes and shellfish and narwhals

Itrosomia wrote:I eat them

You fool!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:where does one go when banjected from the rejected realms?

You can't get banjected from The Rejected Realms.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:You fool!

You can't get banjected from The Rejected Realms.

well that would be unfun. spammers are immortal there

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:walrus eat oysters shelled things fishes and shellfish and narwhals

But I am the immortal lord of chaos.

Itrosomia wrote:But I am the immortal lord of chaos.

look like a walrus to me, but eh i dunno. i heard the deity thats destined to destroy planet potatogion is a hamster

Itrosomia wrote:But I am the immortal lord of chaos.

Lies, there is 4 gods of chaos, Khorne(flakes), Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:look like a walrus to me, but eh i dunno. i heard the deity thats destined to destroy planet potatogion is a hamster

I thought it was a mole.

The Parron Republic wrote:Lies, there is 4 gods of chaos, Khorne(flakes), Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh.

I thought it was a mole.

im not sure

*sits down* everyone grows to hate me, no matter where i am... i wanted kesmor to be a place where i was accepted and liked, but no where seems to want me, maybe i should just have a region of me alone. itd be better and no one would be bothered. what do you guys think?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*sits down* everyone grows to hate me, no matter where i am... i wanted kesmor to be a place where i was accepted and liked, but no where seems to want me, maybe i should just have a region of me alone. itd be better and no one would be bothered. what do you guys think?

Nah...

I don't mind spam

And you have good puns

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Nah...

I don't mind spam

And you have good puns

youre probably the only one here that likes me. im despised by many people

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Lies, there is 4 gods of chaos, Khorne(flakes), Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh.

I thought it was a mole.

They are my spawn in one dimension.

I am the total embodiment of chaos.

I will consume all of the dimensions and the multiverse and I will exist for eternity without the annoyance of existence.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youre probably the only one here that likes me. im despised by many people

I feel like everybody pretends to hate you but they really don't mind.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:I feel like everybody pretends to hate you but they really don't mind.

salaxalans is sometimes pretty cool mainly just pops in talking about how many posts there are since he checked, but one may rarely find him having a conversation, but a lot of people really dont like me

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:salaxalans is sometimes pretty cool mainly just pops in talking about how many posts there are since he checked, but one may rarely find him having a conversation, but a lot of people really dont like me

Well if everybody didn't then everybody would just scream every time you said somthing.

Oop...

Gtg to my next class.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:salaxalans is sometimes pretty cool mainly just pops in talking about how many posts there are since he checked, but one may rarely find him having a conversation, but a lot of people really dont like me

KREEEE!

*gives a mucus glob and a comforting hug to culveria*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*sits down* everyone grows to hate me, no matter where i am... i wanted kesmor to be a place where i was accepted and liked, but no where seems to want me, maybe i should just have a region of me alone. itd be better and no one would be bothered. what do you guys think?

Nah

You're cool, even the cabbageworms think so (no, not as food)

A region of your own gets pretty boring after some time

No one to steal potatoes/pizza/other foods from you

No planets for dragons left to destroy

And as for us... if you went, we'd be left with a hole in Spiritus, I reckon.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:salaxalans is sometimes pretty cool mainly just pops in talking about how many posts there are since he checked, but one may rarely find him having a conversation, but a lot of people really dont like me

There's a difference between...

IC: I hate you!

...and...

OOC: I hate you!

So, I don't actually hate you, but I also don't really fancy your godmodding.

Cyrtes wrote:Nah

You're cool, even the cabbageworms think so (no, not as food)

A region of your own gets pretty boring after some time

No one to steal potatoes/pizza/other foods from you

No planets for dragons left to destroy

And as for us... if you went, we'd be left with a hole in Spiritus, I reckon.

A hole? I think not, what we will be missing is the cans of Spam needed to fill the RMB hole.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

The Parron Republic wrote:There's a difference between...

IC: I hate you!

...and...

OOC: I hate you!

So, I don't actually hate you, but I also don't really fancy your godmodding.

A hole? I think not, what we will be missing is the cans of Spam needed to fill the RMB hole.

I think you are like the only one who really hates culveria.

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