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Region: Spiritus
;_;
I have 2 billion citizens and I STILL havent gotten that issue!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
I'm pretty sure you can set that up in your settings, no?
Go into vacation mode, wait till you can unlock a capital city, get out of vacation mode, solve issue, rinse and repeat for other 2.
This is what I've done for my first ten puppets.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Technically not breaking site rules.
Planing on sacrificing my environment, because space is not hospitable.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Totally did not rage quit upon not receiving proportional representation.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You need the issue first.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I grew up drinking Iron Bru!
Also, Dandelion & Burdock, Vimto and Tizer if anyone is familiar with English fizzy drinks?
I'm not down with Lord J-Z-J's interpretation of haggis though....that's some jacked-up zombi-horde vittels from Hell.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona
[spoiler= The Vulsargrad Resolution ]
This resolution, to be signed by the members of the GAAC and Culveria, will end the 18 year long conflict known as the Second GAAC-Culverian Conflict, the terms of the resolution are as follows.
A Demilitarized Zone will be established where the former Veil existed, all planets between the Demilitarized Zone and Prunasia will be returned to their respective countries ante bellum.
The GAAC will be disbanded the following day, and the IUN will fully replace the GAAC, Culveria will be admitted as a member and be recognized as a sovereign state.
Culveria will be given free reign past the Demilitarized Zone and no action will be taken against Culveria is long as it has not violated the terms of the resolution.
It will be compulsory for members of the IUN to sign a Non-Aggession Pact with every other member in 20 standard years, at the same time the standard truce of 20 standard years end.
A standard truce will be implemented and all signatories are not to go to war with each other for the time the truce lasts, Culveria, Parronia, Horsea, Eakira, Vultur, the UNE, Snakkra and Prunasia will recognise the independence of the Younger Realms.
Signatories,
Snakkra
Eakiran Federation
United Nations of Earth
Horsean Federation
United Parronia
Salmonan
Vulturian Union
Prunasia
Culveria
[/spoiler]
In case you guys still have any doubts to my lack of material, it is now clear that there is nothing for me to write now...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Mostly Brazilian, Portuguese or Chilean wine here.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Talking Point
Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
Reclassification
The Republic of Parrona was reclassified from a Civil Rights Lovefest to Anarchy.
This is just...arse.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Must...at least match Culveria in science.
Edit:
[spoiler= The calm before the storm ]
Parronia
Royal Houses end internal disputes and establishes code of conduct in the Lyar Agreements.
Bastions to get local parliaments.
Parron Republic will now be known as Republic of Parrona.
Electors to select new sovereign.
Pegon system is under lock down until new sovereign is selected.
Horsean Federation
MP questions status of local monarchs and nobility.
Parliament debates autonomy of individual states.
Horsea ends feudalism.
Salmonan (what if Hitler was stopped?)
Senior Councillor pressured to step down due to age.
Akkerman Visari most likely successor.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Parronia?
I don't recall this designation; is it new for Parronan civil war?
I like it!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Parronia is the English name used when talking about the state as an entity, Parrona is used when referring to one government.
[spoiler= Eg. ]
Republic of Parrona
Kingdom of Parrona
Parronia's Navy
Throne of Parronia
King of Parrona
Head of State of the Kingdom/Republic of Parrona. [/spoiler]
Grammar nazis still make mistakes, Culveria.
Your mistakes make you unique.
Matrixulated
Culveria?
Culveria?
Are you implying that the Studly Spud is in ANY way associated with King C-Spam?
Slap yourself back to reality and wash your mouth out with soap, mate!
Huzzahhhhow dare you!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Republic Of Parrona
Soap? Soap!?
Preposterous! Clean your mouth and your planet by detonating this Stellarpyre torpedo on the surface of your planet! The universe need not suffer your "religion!"
I was trying to encourage Culveria to come back, I was trying be tolerant, and yet you, leave no space for others, your religion stands alone!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*takes loan from Potatoists*
*blames the potatoists for being intolerant cultists and expels them from Salmonan*
Matrixulated
Eh, I thought you had enough neurons to know who I was referring to, my doubts had been cleared.
Long term exposure to cults?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
There's a small war between Parrona and [nation=short]The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation]......Can I help anyone?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Republic Of Parrona
Just fire off a few Alcohol Torpedoes, (three 'Jack Daniels MK III's' should do fine) and drop in a stripper or two, (with or without an Adam's Apple, Ladyboy(s) will suffice to distract him) and Spuddles will fold like a cheap deck chair.
War over.
Family favoritism aside . . . my money is on House Parron. Duh!
M.
Alekseandrea, Statens, The Republic Of Parrona
3, glasses? I presume?
I could do better, as long as it's not beer.
Matrixulated
Someone in Europe challenged one of my puppets to resurrect a few old nations - I brought back 5 former residents of the region! - My puppet nations have now grown at an alarming and exponential rate!! - It could be critical!!! - WARNING! WARNING!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
What is this? A challenge to an arms race...my puppets would have outnumbered yours if I didn't stop the bots that login into the site every week about a month ago, you, are, cunning, declaring a growth in your puppet count a month after mine CTE.
*insert reeeing*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Incoming!!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, The Republic Of Parrona
I have returned!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
Me too!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
It may get a little more crowded in here...
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
Indeed!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
Shut up you!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
...And to think this is not all of the nation's I have ever presided over!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Jaku Progenitors, Ubermenschen
*begins looking through records for activation codes*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I'm intrigued by these "bots" you speak of - Could be very useful...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Jaku Progenitors
This feels unnatural.
Cheating death is one of the worst forms of blasphemy. The only way to be more blasphemous is to usurp god himself.
Let me enjoy this delicious moment of irony, Jezus!
It's only a few days before god will have an "Et tu, Jezus"-moment!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Salmonan, Jaku Progenitors
Receiving contact request...
Rejecting contact request...
Error: Forced request detected
Contact request accepted.
Defense grid of frontier worlds: shutting down
Receiving forced request for mobilisation of the Ancient Realms...
Extensive data corruption detected...
Mobilisation of Ancient Realms failure...
Førçįng ß&üttđø2ñ...
Oh my, they, rejected our forced request, what kind of firewall do they have?
Someone needs to nerf it.
Matrixulated
Help Parronia, otherwise we all get a free sample of the Stellarpyre torpedo.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Of course it is, your get bragging rights for being able to run a hundred plus nations.
Although, setting it up and decommissioning it will be costly...
Religion is horrible without some form of buff, otherwise it'll just be +100 happiness, -20 consumer goods needs, free CB on heretics and heathens and +50 relations with countries with same religion.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I am Death; destroyer of Worlds!
I am The Jedi-Zombi Jezus; I am the fulcrum; the arch; the bridge; the keystone; the capstone; the maintainer of the Balance!
I am God; the Creator of Life!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona
You heretic.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Salmonan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
Need to completely destroy his followers, that's how gods get their powers, if WH40K logic applies...
*gets ready to for chaos incursion*
...JZJ will come later, for now, I'll just have to pray that I get some natural 20s.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ubermenschen
Here's one more...
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Ubermenschen
I don't think I'll bring back "Al Andulus", "Achaemenid", "Endless Sumer", or any of the other Middle-Eastern nations I had - They were kind of limited in their scope, and "Muzlamic State" was banned by the Moderators so that can't come back!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
WHAT DID YOU DO?
The mods on nationstates are some of the most passive beings in the whole of existence.
What on earth did you do to make one of them look up how to ban a nation and actually do it?
Please, do tell.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"Muzlamic State" was role-playing being the typical radical fundamentalist terrorist state, thus insulting everyone that was seen as "the infidel", committing RP attacks on the RMB, and making RP threats of death and destruction - Someone thought the threat was real...
...and they also lay claim to any unusual regional activity.
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
This is a much better one to bring back...
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
That's it I'm not resurrecting any more nations!
[sub]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus will get back to you...[/sub]
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
He rolled a one...
...and then he rolled more ones, entire battle, just ones.
Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Senior Councillor steps down, Referendum to be held immediately.
Matrixulated
You shouldve been the radical church of radiation or something.
You would have lasted at least a week longer.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I can totally see a ban happening over that sort of thing, to be fair.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Ubermenschen
Uhh yep! I've been there myself, while I was sequestered during my BCT....
[spoiler]NationStates Moderators - 234 days ago
"A custom field was removed from your nation as it was found to be in violation of site policy:
National Animal:
"Acrobatic Vagazzle"
Please familiarize yourself with the site rules on acceptable content."[/spoiler]
....and when I got back to NationStates my account was in the boneyard, locked-out, and I had to e-mail the moderators with a "wtf?" request.
FYI....they took extreme exception to my Nation's name as well, but my population was too low for me to be able to change that field!
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Salmonan, Ubermenschen
Electing king right now, will get some form of paragraph up by Friday.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Snakkra is dead....The King is dead!
Elect Studly of the House Spud!
Long live The King!
King Studly Spud!
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
My original question....
[I]"Are you implying that the Studly Spud is in ANY way associated with King C-Spam?"
This perceived insult-by-association has STILL yet to be addressed....and has still yet to be explained.
(Although the original post ☆was edited☆ soon after my shock and outrage beacame writ large for the world to see.)
Then these comments....
My religion? Tolerance? No space? WTF?
WTF is a Potatoist?
Exposure to cults? O_O
War? WAR?
Yeah, Statens, help ME understand what in the Hell are y'all smoking?
Gee, thanks for nothing, Uncle.
Juuuuuust bear in mind....I actually know the story of how you came to know what a 'Ladyboy' really is!
You and my Dad on deployment in seasia cycled through Singapore on a liberty pass....
[B]O_O[/B] oh my!
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You know what they are smoking...it's called technology! Hurry up and get some before you are left behind! Otherwise, I'm sure Matrixulated will like new processors...
Then again, I really need a testing ground for my new void torpedoes, Matrixulated gets to choose, new processors with the processing power of potatoes, or a new source of unlimited power.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I probably should have tagged him, to lower the bar your mind has to jump over, after all, it has the literal processing power of a potato.
How. low. do. I. have. to. lower. the. bar?
*sigh*
Snakkra is a country, not a house.
Parronian constitution says that only members of House Palivo and its cadet branches could be elected, so, there's no way you will be qualified for the position, even if somehow, you get elected, someone will challenge you for the position, with your mental capacity and your physical state, anyone will be able to win the throne from you.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
*sigh* They probably went to places like Marina Bay, I, respect that, you however, will go to Geylang the moment you hear about it.
In the words of my friend..."I always come to Singapore to see the the marina bay area and its amenities, however, after I heard of the various residential areas, I know to occasionally go to Geylang for the real fun."
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I probably rolled a 5 for puppet spamming, it will now reduce all of Studly Spud's future rolls by 3.
*Researches "Culveria"*
🤔 Why would you want the return of a nation of dragons, run by some power-mad dragon "god"? - Creatures which do not exist! - This is the obvious product of the imagination of some pathetic little boy or girl that has lived a rather sheltered, yet miserable life; lacking in friends; lacking in any particular social status derived of notoriety, wealth, power, intellect, charm, or character; and thus the result of a mind that has almost completely withdrawn from the real world, and wholeheartedly absorbed itself in a fluffy, comforting fantasy; a delusion that barely holds together the sanity of its owner.
I won't say any more, other than to say if you are a friend of this "Culveria" you would suggest they seek psychiatric help, and try to get out more and make real friends.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Salmonan, Aaraksburg
What fresh hellish bullshit is this?!
So are you trying to overwhelm Spiritus?!
With what... *Does a little research*
[sub][and I see you are infiltrating other regions aswell!][/sub]
☝️That could be viewed as a force of hard and soft power and influence - A military occupation force, a strong diplomatic corps, or the means to sway and influence opinion and electoral results!
Jeeez-us!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
1, how dare you call me a "friend" of his.
IC: Parronia has never entered an alliance with Culveria! To call us allies is slander, withdraw your outrageous statement immediately.
OOC: I do not have a, amicable relation and opinion of him per se, what I do have, is several IC common ground with him, tsk tsk tsk, do your research, unless, you also want to keep your sanity.
2, I only want him to return because he will turn the 2 way cold war on the RMB into a de jure 3 way open war and a de facto 2 way conflict with me as a third power that switches sides constantly.
Thus, it was in my best interest to prolong the spam, something I may have ended by staying on one side too long.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Salmonan, Ubermenschen
I only see one WA nation, this is no military! There is no, hard, power.
As for soft power, you do know that unless JZJ is very good at puppet concealment, this will just annoy the other region?
On top of that, there is no way you can sway a fanatic, no matter how much puppets you put into it. *clears throat* Culveria... *sips a green liquid from a blue glass* ...Absolutely disgusting. Culveria is in dire need of a psychiatrist, however, telling him so will cause him to end all contact, thus the lack of tags, I really want to extend the amount of time the show went on, thus, I tried my very best to switch side everytime the other is about to break/be overwhelmed, now you've heard my treachery, I'll not justify for it, curse my name for all you want, I'm not Culveria .
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ubermenschen
I believe we have a mutual disinterest in religion, cults, and false gods, aswell as this ridiculous regional idolatry of the Potato- Let us start on the path to better diplomatic relations.
Parrona
As much as you clearly wish I did, I don't smoke anything, love :)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Salmonan
Religion? I'm actually a Buddhist, not letting this affect any relationships and friendships though.
Cults? Eh, never noticed. I am firmly against any religion and cults that preaches human sacrifice.
As for false gods, well, that's disputed by Muslims and Christians alike, shame to see extremists on both sides preach the destruction of the other religion.
Thet topic on the region being dedicated to a vegetable is an IC thing, so, I'm not going to answer that here.
I'm all for better diplomatic relations, one less reason to waste a Stellarpyre torpedo...
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ubermenschen
❄The list is nigh complete, but open to last minute alterations.✔☃
❄The vast majority of gifts are already produced, quality checked, boxed, wrapped, and placed in stock/storage.✔⛄
❄Vast quantities of coal are piled up for the "naughty".✔⛇
❄The Spirits and Ghosts of Christmas are abroad haunting the selfish, cruel and wicked, in hope of their last minute redemption, and in pursuit of Christmas miracles.✔☄
It is 3 weeks or 21 days until Christmas!🎅🤶
HO! HO!! HO!!!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens
I have a joke up my sleeve, however, we need to wait for another 9 days...
Statens
Wow, I love how pre-C leaving Statens came back...😂
Parrona, Aaraksburg
Nice, which means that everyone is drifting back towards status quo? Nice, hope to see the three way conflict again.
[spoiler= If you don't get it ]
Of course I do not want that to happen again, it actually is a pain to read 100+ posts a day. [/spoiler]
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Republic Of Parrona
Er yeah,... um thanks for that handy list of some of my puppets...
Indeed Parrona is right on this one - I've never had or expressed any interest in the raider/defender aspect of this game, and never will, thus there is no need to develop any hard power or military strength, other than within any of those puppet nations.
I am not only very good at puppet concealment, but also very good at concealment of motives, intentions, and true goals - I may make you focus in one direction, whilst the true action is elsewhere - In that sense, I am a puppet master, because I can make the puppets do little or nothing, whilst turning supposedly free agents, who are not directly under my control into puppets; carrying out the actions I want, and delivering the results I sought out......and the funny thing is I mostly use this ability/skill for things that aren't really that important - I doubt I ever REALLY annoy any nation or regional administration.
Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Ubermenschen, The Republic Of Parrona
[spoiler= Re: Aaraksburg's spoiler]
Honestly the truth. I hated the amount of substance-less posts
[/spoiler]
Parrona
So wait, with all of this [spoiler=TRIGGER WARNING] Culveria [/spoiler] talk, where does that put us as a region?
Parrona
Mhm. May you define your meaning behind the following terms/phrases (just for my clarity 😉)
-prodding and poking nerves
-barbs and daggers
-undergrowth
-diplomatic relations
And finally,
[spoiler=ridiculous regional idiatry] A tad rude for my taste. Contact The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud please [/spoiler]
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ubermenschen
I sentence Ubermenschen to community service for 18 standard Earth months.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Ubermenschen
Today is Rhinononon's second birthday, Long may that Rhino flag wave. LIVE FIGHTING LOVE FIGHTING DIE FIGHTING
Statens
Doesn't sound like a very fun love life, if I may note.
Parrona
Oh but it is, it is.
Tazavania
It is, if you are on a cruiser watching a planet burn...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Tazavania
More like a giant plane made of weaponized bees while my entire population yells our pledge and cheers
Matrixulated, Parrona, Itrosomia, Quaterna
[spoiler= Akkerman Visari elected Senior Chancellor ]
A week ago, 3 Earth weeks after the resignation and subsequent death of the former Senior Chancellor, an election for the Federal Assembly was held, after a 5 days of campaigning and 10 days of voting, the National Socialist Party for Salmonian Workers won 77% of the vote and 76% of the seats on the assembly, the NZPSW now has the simple majority required to form a government, the 66% of the seats required to pass legislation, and the 3 quarters super majority needed to amend the constitution.
8 days after the conclusion of the election for the assembly, the election for the position of Senior Chancellor was held yesterday, Akkerman Visari, who was campaigning on a mandate to force the UNE to pay reparations won the position with 70% of the popular vote and support from 73% of the seats in the Assembly.
Whether this will lead Salmonan down the path of war is yet to be seen. [/spoiler]
There, the replacement paragraph for the one I initially promised.
Matrixulated, Quaterna
It's Statens 1st birthday!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=932065
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Sanjurika, Salmonan, Itrosomia, Quaterna, Volaworand
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Salmonan, Statens
Yay! Being a Civil Rights Lovefest is an achievement, good job.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I haven't got a clue what I've done right.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Salmonan, Statens
**Picks a spot next to Parrona to watch planet burn**
**Adds a little 🔥fire☈🌩 and ☄🌋brimstone**
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan
Happy birthday! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Happy birthday, man.
Matrixulated
Yay! I just realized that mine passed about a month ago.
Matrixulated, Statens
Clearly the cat/snake hybrid is the best.
I call it the "cake".
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona, Varenyky
Totally missed that yesterday. Been busy as of late :/
Happy belated First year anniversary, Statens
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona
I disagree, clearly if we could hybridize the hummingbird's energy consumption and expenditure with the walrus's energy storage (fat) we'd have a healthier flying walrus!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
But the square-cube law!
And cakes!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Twelve Tribes, The Republic Of Parrona
Aw now I want some cake.
(not your hybrid. the food)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes
Itrosomia OMG I LOVE THE COMMON SENSE PART ON THE POLL
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, Ubermenschen, The Republic Of Parrona
This poll, is...artistically done.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Itrosomia, The Twelve Tribes
Hmm...
Yeah, I uh spent hours and hours on it...
Definitely...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Twelve Tribes
If you had confidently typed it I wouldn't have noticed any fault.
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Following polling of the many nations that march under the banner of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the resulting votes were cast:-
[spoiler= The Results:] [List][*]"Potato/human" - No votes; because it already exists in The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.
[*]"Cat/snake" - One vote from The Nether Regions, because they like the idea of an evil, furry, coiled up bundle of rage that always lands on it's feet belly, and lashes out with it's claws fangs...
[*]"Walrus/hummingbird" - One vote by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, because we like the miraculous, nigh impossible idea of such a creature...
[*]"Trump/common sense" - 4 votes; from Animal Farmerica, Celtia Cymru, Eurasian Alliance, and Schitzen-Giggels for the lols!
[*]"Nothing, all we need is a potato" - 2 votes; from Bruddhistan because they are vegetarian, and from Spitzen-Polish because vodka.
[*]"Kudzu/poison dart frog" - 3 votes; from Greater Brazilistan, Iberian Dominion, and Marli, because the idea of such a hybrid reminds us of a similarly dangerous, rapidly growing vine in Jumanji, and coincidentally already exists in the jungles of these 3 nations - The militaries of these countries neither confirm nor deny research into the weaponisation of these "plants".
[*]Wolf/octopus - One vote; from The Dark Norse, who decided to vote for this after discovering that Googling "eight legged wolf" leads to links about the "Wolf Spider"; which has already conquered almost every part of the globe, and they didn't want to argue with them.[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Schitzen-Giggels, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Salmonan, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
The Wolftapus
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Salmonan, Itrosomia
Eureka!
Great idea for the SyFy channel's next blockbuster schlockfest franchise, after 'Sharknado' etc., . . .
Wolftapus versus Humming Walrus!
Eww. It stinks of low-tide and lard.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Terrific! Bravo, JayZeeJay!
Best post of the year vote from me!
For the lolz!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona
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Written by Refuge Isle.