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Region: Spiritus

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Any immigrants on our borders will be shot.

Glory to Audriany.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

"Buddingham"

So original.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Parrona

Parrona wrote:Parron, the De facto capital, is under siege by...... (sigh) zombies, if Parron falls, Parrona will collapse.

Cyrtes sends military aid, but with one condition: all those who now come from Parrona, Cyrtesian citizen or no, go into quarantaine for one week exactly, so as not to spread the zombie plague to Cyrtes as well.

Cyrtes thanks [nation=short]Cosmolate[/nation] for their help, and from now on holds them in high esteem.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:"Buddingham"

So original.

I can't think of any good name for the palace so.......................

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Cyrtes sends military aid, but with one condition: all those who now come from Parrona, Cyrtesian citizen or no, go into quarantaine for one week exactly, so as not to spread the zombie plague to Cyrtes as well.

Cyrtes thanks [nation=short]Cosmolate[/nation] for their help, and from now on holds them in high esteem.

After a minor economic collapse due to Cosmoleave,Cosmolate cannot send aid but, instead ups its refugee intake

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:Cyrtes sends military aid, but with one condition: all those who now come from Parrona, Cyrtesian citizen or no, go into quarantaine for one week exactly, so as not to spread the zombie plague to Cyrtes as well.

Cyrtes thanks [nation=short]Cosmolate[/nation] for their help, and from now on holds them in high esteem.

I accept the offer and we lost Wall Sovereignty, the outer wall of Parron.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

But we took a beachhead on pegon, the De jure capital.........................finally good news. I denounce The United Kingdom Of Audriany

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:Cyrtesians sincerely hope that the situation will clear up soon in Parrona... by now almost all the refuges are filled to the brim. Cyrtes broadcasts another message, this one to all other nations, whether they would please open their borders as well and assist with the increasing load of Parronans.

Aotan replies to Cyrtes and Parrona stating that they would be more than happy to open their borders for the Parronan refugees.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:But we took a beachhead on pegon, the De jure capital.........................finally good news. I denounce The United Kingdom Of Audriany

go garden urself

gardening blob

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Transmission from Parrona

We took Pegon! We did it, the tide has turned! Pegon's damage outer wall is temporarily barricaded with wood but we captured Pegon!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:go garden urself

gardening blob

If you have no intention to help, please stop contacting us

Matrixulated

...

......

first time i want 2 be exiled

bye

going to the us

to die

probably by a policeman

bye

bye

bye

...

bye

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

We took Pegon! We did it, the tide has turned! Pegon's damage outer wall is temporarily barricaded with wood but we captured Pegon!

The 23rd of October becomes a day that everybody can lay down their work to celebrate. In later years, songs would be written about the valiant battle at the Wall of Pegon, and the honourable soldiers who laid down their lives to save the city.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona

The Battle of Pegon

[spoiler]"I shall tell of the battle at Pegon's wall,

a battle long past by,

where many soldiers took their cause,

to, for their cities, die.

The sun was rising overhead,

the enemy came near.

As they approached the city's wall,

the people gasped in fear.

A frightful sight there was to see,

the soldiers all but fled,

the enemy consisted not of live,

but of undead.

How do you kill what doesn't live?

How do you keep your stand?

The soldiers feared for all their lives,

but still the walls they manned.

So many lost their lives that day,

to save a city great.

They did not die in vain at all,

they turned the world it's fate.

We must remember those who fought,

and gave their lives for good.

The soldiers get their honour,

'cause they, in the battle, stood.[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Cyrtes wrote:The 23rd of October becomes a day that everybody can lay down their work to celebrate. In later years, songs would be written about the valiant battle at the Wall of Pegon, and the honourable soldiers who laid down their lives to save the city.

It's my birthday as well today :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Transmission from Parrona

Again! We won another battle! Wall Sovereignty of Parron is reclaimed!We are barricading it while zombies are cut down by the militia.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:The Battle of Pegon

[spoiler]"I shall tell of the battle at Pegon's wall,

a battle long past by,

where many soldiers took their cause,

to, for their cities, die.

The sun was rising overhead,

the enemy came near.

As they approached the city's wall,

the people gasped in fear.

A frightful sight there was to see,

the soldiers all but fled,

the enemy consisted not of live,

but of undead.

How do you kill what doesn't live?

How do you keep your stand?

The soldiers feared for all their lives,

but still the walls they manned.

So many lost their lives that day,

to save a city great.

They did not die in vain at all,

they turned the world it's fate.

We must remember those who fought,

and gave their lives for good.

The soldiers get their honour,

'cause they, in the battle, stood.[/spoiler]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Aotan wrote:It's my birthday as well today :D

26th is mine!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Transmission from Parrona

Cavol, Jewelsa and Leon are captured by the milita and Wall Sovereignty is barricaded, all there is left are some stray corpses. This is a great victory! For now...................

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

[spoiler]Ever heard about 'spoiler' tags?[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:[spoiler]Ever heard about 'spoiler' tags?[/spoiler]

...

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

learn to spell nub

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:...

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

[*spoiler]text1[*/spoiler]

Delete the "*", put your text in where "text1" is written and it's done.

Example:

[spoiler]text1[/spoiler]

Hint:

You can also see the syntax when you quote someone who used it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

SPOILER

[spoiler]thx[/spoiler]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

It's over! We..........

[spoiler]...........won![/spoiler]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:It's over! We..........

[spoiler]...........won![/spoiler]

What happened?

Matrixulated

Early zombie wave averted.casualties:around 4000000

Matrixulated, Faulknation

You don't even have 32.1 million people!

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Audriany wrote:You don't even have 32.1 million people!

That is 4 million--------------4, 000, 000

Matrixulated

Count the zeros

Matrixulated

Real bosses don't count the zeros!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Wait......I denounced you. Now you are an enemy of The Most Serene Republic of Parrona.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parronans return home for clean up operations

I have army!Not like you!

Matrixulated

Attack me.............. and parronans will resist. we faced a crisis in which our army was mostly eaten but we will resist your tyranny, aggressor.

The Salaxalans

Parrona wrote:Attack me.............. and parronans will resist. we faced a crisis in which our army was mostly eaten but we will resist your tyranny, aggressor.

I will now "challenge" you.

Consider it as war.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I WON LOLLLLXD

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.

I made a song too.

[spoiler]PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN[/spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Transmission from Parrona

We are under attack by The United Kingdom of Audriany, our brave milita are defending several towns, requesting assistance.our WA ally will help......We hope.

I will send my imaginary nukes on you!

Matrixulated

Our army is marching all across the country!

More Details...

[spoiler]no details here lol[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

We are under attack by The United Kingdom of Audriany, our brave milita are defending several towns, requesting assistance.our WA ally will help......We hope.

Cyrtes agrees to help Parrona financialy, but is rather reluctant to send many more troops, for fear of breaking alliances with Audriany. A small amount on top of the Cyrtesian militants that are still in Parrona is fine, the amount has yet to be discussed.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

I break alliance with you.

ha

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

We are under attack by The United Kingdom of Audriany, our brave milita are defending several towns, requesting assistance.our WA ally will help......We hope.

The Audrianic wars must recommence!

Chips, supported by CHELIS, have parachuted in Parronan towns and villages to help fight against the enemy.

Crisps are currently helping in the blockade of Parronan ports held by the enemy.

Fries are transported to the front lines, where they have begun a mass offensive to recapture fallen towns and villages.

Aotan looks towards Audriany, hoping that soon that land will be under Aotan and Parronan control.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:I break alliance with you.

ha

The Cyrtesian government has decided not to put Audriany on the list of enemies, but is wary of them.

Also, the council has elected to send 1/4 of the total troops to [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] as a safety measure, if Parrona's government agrees, of course. If it should come to war, which we try to avoid as much as possible, Cyrtesian militants will be easy at hand, and might even provide invaluable.

In the meanwhille [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] sends a letter to both Audriany and Parrona, asking them whether it might not be more prudent, not to mention much more productive, were they just to fight out their dispute in a regular debate. The debate can take place in a nation which is not involved in the dispute, so as to assure that there won't be foulplay of any kind.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I send in over 9 million soldiers as an unreal amount.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

How did we get from zombies to a regional civil war again?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:I am far aI am far away

Cyrtes wrote:*Promptly steps on OGG's lawn*

Only if you let me camp on it first.

Parrona wrote:Only if my parrots bomb it

I WILL FEED YOU TO REX.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Masylvana wrote:How did we get from zombies to a regional civil war again?

The civil war was inside us all along. We just needed zombies to let it out.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:The civil war was inside us all along. We just needed zombies to let it out.

Yes, it is only when nations are in "true peril" that you see where alliances really lie...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

On the bright side POTATO POLL! :P

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:The civil war was inside us all along. We just needed zombies to let it out.

Cyrtes wrote:Yes, it is only when nations are in "true peril" that you see where alliances really lie...

It makes one wish and wonder even, if there were a benevolent force capable of making all of Spiritus get along in harmony.

A unifying peaceful presence.

Not like brainwashing, or manipulation, per-se but a guiding benevolence.

*???*

I don't feel woozy . . .

No *thud* this time . . .

Are we forsaken?

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Sorry, got distracted by the zombies. *hits the Matrixulated knockout button*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WILL FEED YOU TO REX.

Is that a dinosaur or a dog you got there?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Is that a dinosaur or a dog you got there?

Please tell me that isn't, or wasn't, your best pickup line??

And . . .

* thud *

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:On the bright side POTATO POLL! :P

POTATOOOOOES! Finally, I can say it. Wait for it…NON-HERESY!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Matrixulated wrote:Please tell me that isn't, or wasn't, your best pickup line??

And . . .

* thud *

M.

I'll fetch a rug!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:On the bright side POTATO POLL! :P

Where's the POTATA option?

#JusticeForPOTATA

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Aotan wrote:Where's the POTATA option?

#JusticeForPOTATA

As the ancients said, Potato potata.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

I was gone for two day...how did all this happen

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Audriany wrote:I break alliance with you.

ha

can I be part of the alliance?

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WILL FEED YOU TO REX.

if he's not hungry I can step in *starts drooling profusely*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

On further reflection adding potatoes to cure missiles is a perfect solution. Mass conversion of zombies back to humans will result in a ton of people with no food!! But with potatoes in the cure missiles, everyone will have potatoes to eat until we can get things straightened out. Potatoes truly are a wonderful food.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*Presses rewind⏪ on the conversation*

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WILL FEED YOU TO REX.

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Is that a dinosaur or a dog you got there?

Matrixulated wrote:Please tell me that isn't, or wasn't, your best pickup line??

And . . .

* thud *

M.

*Puts glasses on*

Actually, I can't see how that could be misconstrued as a pickup line? - I was merely trying to ascertain whether "REX" was a replacement for...

*Rewinds⏪ much further*

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:"BUTCH"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Thanx for the bulldog! - Jedi-Zombi Jezus needed a nibble,... and a new pet! - He's one of us now; he's a zombulldog - Thanx

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BUTCH! Why, I ought to...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:On further reflection adding potatoes to cure missiles is a perfect solution. Mass conversion of zombies back to humans will result in a ton of people with no food!! But with potatoes in the cure missiles, everyone will have potatoes to eat until we can get things straightened out. Potatoes truly are a wonderful food.

Or maybe…just maybe(and hopefully), the zombies will be turned into potato-people! It would be a glorious day for spiritus and all potato-kind.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

I just saw this article on the Interwebs...

http://www.vox.com/2016/10/13/13268980/cheese-glut-united-states

- You think we can get through all that cheese, if we have a suitably sized mountain of potatoes aswell?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Well, all i really want to do is make babies, lots of babies. okay all of the babies every action i do counts towards more babies.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Is that a dinosaur or a dog you got there?

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Presses rewind⏪ on the conversation*▶

*Puts glasses on*

Actually, I can't see how that could be misconstrued as a pickup line? - I was merely trying to ascertain whether "REX" was a replacement for...

*Rewinds⏪ much further*

I JUST.. FORGET HIS NAME A LOT, I HAVE ALZHEIMER'S, WOMAN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Transmission from Parrona

our allies have come,a message arrived from Horsean.stating that they will help.

Potatogion wrote:The civil war was inside us all along. We just needed zombies to let it out.

You need zombies?

Amateurs.

I only need a minor insult to start a war.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Potatogion wrote:*glares*

I understand that you are trying to help, but you just need to find out how to do it in your own way.

* glares back *

Trying to help? Help who? You? Pffft!

Oh, ohhhh I think I get it now.

You mean only you're allowed to use the word 'heresy' on the RMB???

Like, that's your thing??

So sorry, mate! I must've missed that memo.

But as for doing things in my own way, as you say I, "need to find out how to do?

You need to do your Spiritus Regional history, mate.

As the first potato-centric nation of Spiritus, I found my way, I made my way, and I lead the way.

I have been doing things MY own way for the last 176 days of my Residency here in Spiritus.

Ahh, but I see from the Residency Rankings Charts that [nation=short]potatogion[/nation] has only been within Spiritus for 47 days, so you missed the birth of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.

Well, suffice it to say we were the first potato-centric nation of Spiritus, we are ebullient we're not the only one, and we are excited to see many more!

Ooooh! Looky here, my very first post!

Huzzah!

[spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Are there any door prizes?

I'm new here and arrived on the 1000th page too. Wow!

So, Helllooooooo Spiritus!

[/spoiler]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Grumpy Grandma wrote:I just saw this article on the Interwebs...

http://www.vox.com/2016/10/13/13268980/cheese-glut-united-states

- You think we can get through all that cheese, if we have a suitably sized mountain of potatoes aswell?!

If you cook it, [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation], * HE * will come.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Alekseandrea wrote:You need zombies?

Amateurs.

I only need a minor insult to start a war.

*roflmfao*

M.

Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

The Cavol Ultimatum

Parrona wrote:I have an offer for The United Kingdom of Audriany, the terms are

[spoiler]white peace-----no one will gain or lose anything[/spoiler]

There is no negotiation.

Matrixulated

I have a lot of telegrams lately.

[spoiler]They are all war telegrams.[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

This is why you don't attack a member of the MLH, now that ultimatum

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:The Cavol UltimatumThere is no negotiation.

white peace is boring. Not enough babies are made that way.

Matrixulated

i hate you all you all suck i am better than you guys die kill yourselves

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

New Avalanche wrote:i hate you all you all suck i am better than you guys die kill yourselves

Honestly, you can stop talking while we negotiate

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

The Cavol Ultimatum

War reparations-----40% of Parrona's income.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME?!

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:The Cavol Ultimatum

War reparations-----40% of Parrona's income.

Last deal

Everyone wants to kill me

Might as well do it myself :c

Matrixulated

NOT IF I SEND MY IMAGINARY NUKES ON YOU ALL!

Matrixulated

Everyone who sent me death telegrams have been challenged...AND THEY ALL LOST!

Aotan wrote:You dare try to alter history?

THe POTATA Gods are ashamed!

i alter what happens to my country however i wish, i do not care for the potato gods. i mind my business and they stay out of mine

Matrixulated

also one of your own gods said to stop

Culveria wrote:also one of your own gods said to stop

I am too busy to argue.

he knew i do what i wish with my own country, no one goes inside without invitation by me

Cavol Ultimatum

50% of the MLH's income

Humiliation of the United Kingdom of Audriany

Audriany wrote:Everyone who sent me death telegrams have been challenged...AND THEY ALL LOST!

They won, so now about peace.

i am the Culverian god Draconos, Culveria is mine to rule and alter to my whim

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