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Region: Spiritus
deviljhos are green, and last i knew i wasnt an enraged so im green
My dominions, colonies and puppets remain untouched!
want me to change that?
You can't find them, look everywhere, they are hiding, not just in Spiritus.
I have the entire night to engage in a "friendly" conversation.
i know tierel and several other ones. heck you could become a raider region with all the puppets you have
The WA, do not forget it.
i had forgot you have to be someone in the WA
hey everyone
Here, have a durian, try it.
*covers nose*
Go on, you will never know the true taste of this, edible weapon, if you do not take a bite.
i know i like the taste but the smell is unbearable!
I feel violated.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
why?
What the heck is going on here 😂
The Parron Republic
I know how you feel.
There's a obvious answer.
Spam.
The Parron Republic, the Sons of Culveria, the Church of the JZJ, Alekseandrea, Novawenia, Salaxalans, Prunasia, the hive, Phytophthora Infestans, the cult of the Flying Spudghetti Monster, Audriany and Seamerica gains the Diplomatic Insult casus belli on Itrosomia.
I agree.
A giant blob of green-painted blubber invaded my personal space.
And he pinched me.
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE HANDS.
Good thing I was already desensitised.
OR MY SANITY WOULD HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED!
The Parron Republic
May the games begin!
The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic
You mean the one sided fight?
Now it is a matter of who declares war on Itrosomia first.
no ones declaring war on itrosomia unless they want jupiter sized balls of diamond dopped onto there nation
he has a mouth doesnt he?
how can i see when i made my nation? x
i think youre too old to see that, when youre younger its easy
No nation has ever stood against a vassal swarm without said nation getting annexed as a result, just need to get it first.
no ones annexing me nor itro
Itrosomia
We have a helpful bot in the Discord chat that can tell us how old a nation is, and it says you were founded 1 year and 333 days ago. I'm not sure if there's a place to see that information in-game.
Matrixulated
Hi
Matrixulated
Hello! Welcome to Spiritus. How're you?
Matrixulated
*emits a shockwave of chaos power knocking out all of them except culveria*
Good game.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*repels the shockwave with extremely powerful exoskeleton*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*sees 179 messages in RMB*
Fuggit!
Nope! Nope! Nope!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I'm doing well
Matrixulated
Help! My citizens political freedoms are on the downward trend. Any tips on which issues I should pay attention to?
Matrixulated
Uhhh, I have no idea!
Promote & protect free speech and anti-establishment behavior, maybe?
You could, perhaps, seek the sage counsel of Spiritus' top-ranked Nation(s) in 'Political Freedoms.'
Uhhh, wait . . . that includes me . . . and I have no idea. I'm sage-less. Sorry!
*adds post*
M.
Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
In the spirit of the day, I painted one of my buttocks green.
Top of the morning to you!
M.
(Bonus garlic-bread if you know the proper response to that traditional greeting!)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Keep people happy and make more democratic decisions
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany
Now that sounds like sage advice!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Novawenia
Howdy, Spiritus. Texas will be coming over for a regional visit. More of us should be arriving in a while. In the meantime, gtab a drink.
*Brings over a cooler full of Pepsi®.*
And happy St. Patrick's day!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Howdy Spiritus! We come bearing Spuds and not only Spuds, but Spuds' best friend - Meat! Yep, Meat & Potatoes! Specifically, we have Genuine Texas Angus Prime Porterhouse Steaks.
* fires up hundreds of grills *
Let's see, steaks for 688,848,000,000 citizens of Spiritus... Line up, the first ones will be coming off in a few minutes!
:)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Just on time, you just missed the monspam.
Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
* WooT! *
Indeed, major kudos to [nation=short]Pixelpark[/nation] for the truly epic effort required in achieving the highly-respected position of 'Regional Trade Leader' . . . Gratz!
[nation=short]consigahria[/nation], however, you have obviously become a lazy, unmotivated slacker.
You should go and stand in the corner of Spiritus, face the wall, and reconsider your life-choices.
M.
Consigahria, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
...And the rest of the day to you!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
The Texans are coming, the Texans are coming!
Matrixulated, Asmovia, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
THE TEXANS ARE COMING! THE TEXANS ARE COMING!
The Salaxalans, Texas Visitors Bureau, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I painted my flag green.
Matrixulated
Why would you ever want Pepsi instead of Coke?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Don't forget the mollusks!
Yummm.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Oh boy!
You sir, are most welcome here to Spiritus.
Potatoes? Steaks?
More potatoes? (. . . and meat)
Ooooooooooh!
The Lord (Jezus) moves in mysterious ways, as they say.
He's gone!
But, I would not say I missed The Monspam Tspamnami!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
* zing *
Garlic-bread for the dead-head!
Yaaaay for JayZeeJay!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
I meant to say that but my internet was bad. 😭
No really.
Really.
Not lying.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Oh-ho-ho, this from sixth seat Trix?
Matrixulated
I would've thought Walri preferred club-soda!
No?
Heh heh!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
Actually we prefer chaos elixir.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hurrah!
Three cheers for anyone other than Itrosomia and Culveria!
Fml.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
😋
Matrixulated
Well, ok, I'll give you that.
I may not be in the pound seats yet, but I'm going in the right direction.
It was a little pep-talk for you is all. Honest!
M.
Alekseandrea
Soft drinks disgust me.
I'm not eating those, steaks.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
Too late for warnings! The trumpets have sounded and the time for redemption has passed. Woe to those who have not prepared themselves for this day. The clouds open and Texans descend upon y'all like a conquering army. A conquering army with free drinks!
*Sets up a tent and offloads some kegs for the bar.*
We'll be serving free green beer for St. Paddy's day because that's how he would want us celebrate this day!
BTW, if you see someone who's not wearing green today, be sure to pinch them really hard. :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Well, your flag is not green sooooo...
*pinches him until he is bleeding*
BOOM
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Matrixulated please help he pinch everyone again since you have green too.
*starts pinching everyone not wearing green*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I see no green in that flag.
*pinches [nation=short]Richard[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Can you all quiet down, im trying to clean up your ten thousand buffets have been making. Jeeez.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Salaxalans has been infected with this madness, heresy!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
* pinches the Caca de Vaca out of [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] *
Sorry, no green buddy! :)
* begins preparing a Special Day After St. Patrick's Day Breakfast for Spiritus *
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
When did Spiritus threw the consensual away?
When?
Matrixulated
There's no such thing as consensual!
That's faaaake news, so you just stop being sassy, Missy!
You know darned well that No! means Yes! . . . and Yes! means a threesome!
These "Millennials" have no limits, or so I'm told.
Just look at The Studly Spud!
No . . . I take that back.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
And by the way . . .
[nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly spud[/nation] will be back home (my house) on leave next weekend, so he'll be clogging-up the RMB with his moronic drivel for three days.
OK, don't say I didn't warn y'all.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Well, I can't say there is no family resemblance.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
"Our neighbors love science so much they forgot about grimoures"-(this quote was followed by laughter from the crowd)
I'm back. I'm also sorry. I think I officially qualify as having potatoes for brains, now.
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
You can't pinch people if you are not wearing green.
If you do you will be cursed with bad luck.
Matrixulated
Heresy! Your propaganda has led to walruses pinching various citizens of Parrona, they are to spend 6 months in jail and are to pay a 5000 Credis-ducat fine.
Matrixulated
Excuze me [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] but you told me to remind you about this poll on Sunday.
But might I also suggest this one.
If you could be a plant or a different plant if you already are one what would you be?
Pitcher plant
Nettle
Carolina reaper
A mimosa
Corpse flower
Venus flytrap
Strangler fig
bears head tooth mushroom
Dragons blood tree
*straps everyone down to the expirimentation tables*
*forces everyone's eye open with clamps*
*starts playing videos about how itrosomia is the best*
ENDORSE ITROSOMIA TODAY
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
No.
Matrixulated
Hello
Matrixulated
They are in the space controlled by the Parron Republic, some walruses are to be executed for pinching a Butresln to death.
The Parron Republic establishes the tributary system.
The massacre at Avar a "tragic incident"
Walrwake under siege
The residents of Eakashire begins to raze houses belonging to Walruses in "self defense"
Matrixulated
Good Morning Spiritus! Big Tex makes breakfast for Texas every Saturday. We tipped the cooks to make a double batch and loaded it up on more 18-wheelers than you can shake a stick at and brought it over here.
***** Spiritus Saturday Breakfast *****
Top O' The Morning Spiritus! Here is your Saturday Breakfast, compliments of Texas! Today will be a late St. Patrick's Irish Breakfast! This special treat only comes 'round once a year, so we are going to do it up! We will start you off with Irish Breakfast Tea, a strong blend served with milk and the perfect way to kick start your day. Actually, if you really want a kick to your start, try the Irish Coffee, a spirited drink of strong coffee sweetened with a touch of brown sugar, a healthy shot of Irish Whiskey and topped off with Whipped Cream. Mmmm! If you bleed green, then you can jump to the advanced class and start your day with an Irish Car Bomb. This is a stiff one that will send you back to bed in no time. It is a half shot of Bailey's Irish Cream upon which a half shot of Jameson Irish whiskey is floated and then the whole thing is dropped in a three quarters of a pint of Guinness! Woo! Better drink it fast or the Baily's will curdle on you. Once you are awake, and you will need to be awake for this, we will be offering up two Irish classic platters. The Traditional Platter includes a rasher of not-so-crispy Irish bacon, a full complement of Irish sausage, fried eggs, toast, a fried tomato and your choice of optional baked beans, sautéed mushrooms or black or white pudding. If you are not sure if you want the pudding, then you don't. This is not the stuff Bill Cosby loves! If all that is a bit much for you, then maybe the Corned Beef Hash Platter is more your speed. This is a house-made corned beef chopped with boiled potatoes fried up nice and crispy in butter. It can be ordered with or without onions. You can Tex-ify it by ordering it topped off with shredded Longhorn Jack cheese. And/or, top it off with your choice of farmhouse-fresh eggs prepared to order, but sunny-side up is traditional. This spread covers the entire plate and will definitely fill you up. Be sure to order up some Irish soda bread to help you sop up every drop. Side orders of oatmeal are practically mandatory for true Irish fare. This is some good ol' breakfast grub. If neither of those float your boat, we will be serving up a nice plate of Green Eggs & Ham! Select your own "green" - basil, parsley, pistachios, pesto or salsa verde. We have cilantro for the true Texan Green Egg fan. No Juice Bar today, just Orange Juice in a ridiculously small glass. Start your day off the right way, munch out and go back to sleep. Of course, The Never Ending Urn of Coffee is full and ready to help you wash it all down. Come on down and start your day right Spiritus. You know you want to!®
Hope you like it. Enjoy Spiritus!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
You honestly expected me to read THAT?
Despite feeling like I've missed some offensive (a.k.a. actually funny) jokes, I x to read such a horrible wal of text.
That's all.
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Is there an actual nationstates battle simulator that uses in-game stats?
Matrixulated
Yeah. Go on a countries page and press the target.
Matrixulated
Not that. That's just a dick measuring contest.
I mean a REAL HONEST TO RANDOM FLUCTUATIONS IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM TURN BASED STRATEGY warfare game.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
How about Stellaris? (where nations that claim to be pacifist actively annexes foreign territories)
Crusader Kings 2? (where you murder your cousins because you want the throne of France...)(...or maybe because they are inbred.)
Europa Universalis 4? (where countries could potentially explode, nay, implode)
Hearts of Iron 4? (where for some reason all three factions discover the atomic bomb and yet, miraculously does not turn the earth into a radiated wasteland.)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
(Pre S. : I am sorry for this post.)
Civilization 6? (where Gandhi stockpiles nuclear weapons)
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland
That but with ns stats.
Matrixulated
Nothing like that exists except, of course, rokeplaying it all out and basing it on your stats.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
That's dissapointing.
Matrixulated
Typo: *roleplaying. My bad
But yeah considering the time, money, and resources it'd take to make a game like that, I don't see it happening.
Matrixulated
Well, it would mostly cost time.
It should be doable.
The hard part would be finding people to program and agreeing with them what to develop with and the language to develop in.
And agreeing what exactly you're going to build.
...
Ok, that would take loads of time.
Loads and loads.
Matrixulated
It would, and time is money in video game land.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
the only game that does that is real life so grab a gun and some friends.
Matrixulated
also what stats would we take in, just total war preparedness or?
Matrixulated
Well, you could start with a simple number (troops) and then add multipliers and flat increases/decreases for certain stats and or advantages/disadvantages.
Then you multiply with a random number and you get the results of a fight.
But one would need a map for those fights to really matter.
Simple fights aren't that interesting.
But you'd need to calculate losses, etc.
The question is how much time you want to waste on it.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Mmmmm, thanks! :D That's a lot of food. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
"Badges? Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges, I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
Just woke up to seeing yesterday's breakfast from [nation=short]texas visitors bureau[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
No.
Look, they are just automawalruses not actual walrusses.
*sends signal for all of them to return to bases at all costs*
Matrixulated
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
We dropped off Genuine Texas Breakfast Tacos on your offsite at the Texas Embassy! Get 'em while they last Spiritus! :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
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