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Region: Spiritus
I discovered that the chat blocks 'inappropriate language'.
Bugger.
Matrixulated
in that case * = - i
... Sorry I'll leave
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Apparently i'm a psychotic dictator for making the rich pay more taxes and make income basically equal. Who decides these things?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
The judges panel of Americas Got Talent.
M.
Alekseandrea
Sounds about right.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Graham Chapman is God. God is Graham Chapman.
Matrixulated
Nah, it's Martin Sheen
Matrixulated
"Let's eat Grandma!"
OR
"Let's eat, Grandma!"
N.B. It should be "lives", not "lifes" ...just saying!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Exactly!
Example 1: I want oysters.
VS.
Example 2: I'm hungry.
I get it now.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Just thank Martin it's not Charlie!
We're all winning!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
Post by Land Of The Nub suppressed by a moderator.
Post self-deleted by The Aletenii.
I wonder what Land of the Nub said.
Matrixulated
Don't worry about it.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
I'm worried.
Matrixulated
Same here.
Matrixulated
Ask Salaxalans.
Matrixulated
You can view suppressed posts by clicking the square that appears when you hover over the post.
As for that post, nothing of value or great thoughts
Matrixulated
Thank you.
Matrixulated
"Maltena has succesfully hosted the Spiritus Olympics"
NAILED IT.
I also found an underwater gold mine, but it would ruin the enviroment, but its gold, but my already terrible enviroment... BUT GOLD! LETS MINE!
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
I blame it on autocorrect.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
"Scientist come begging you to convert the nation to the metric system"
WE DON'T ALREADY USE IT? U WOT
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phreedumb, Zadiantion
Number 6 at drug consumption
YaY!!!
Matrixulated
I'd like to express considerate concern that I, The Spirit, creator of our bountiful land, was not listed as an option within this regional poll. This stinks of heresy.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Murican Land
What about other?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Also, a while back, I removed children from my army and my defense forces fell to 0.
Matrixulated
Hey Im a new nation that joined you. so is the goal to get crap human rights and crap political freedom cos if so then I have done well
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
That's up to you.
Matrixulated
I'm giving everyone a potato for free!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
why thank you
Ill shall give out free pocket protecters and paper clips
Matrixulated
Salaxalans, when will the mafia game start.
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated
I am now No. 1 in the region for Book Publishing. That makes five things I lead the region in now.
Matrixulated
Soon, Darkweb. I have to convince myself to start organising it. :P
Matrixulated, Darkweb
How do think I feel, when I have to vote "other" when thinking of myself? - It is a weird and unusual perspective to view yourself as "other"!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
But aren't you worried about the 5 nations that rank above you?
Why are there 5 nations above you?
Five, like how many fingers you have on your hand.
As you sit at the bus stop and contemplate this dilemma, you notice a man who just walked by is wearing heavy black work boots, and now you're feeling hungry as you focus on a candy wrapper in the gutter.
A very tall ginger man and his very long-legged, very pale-skinned, red-headed girlfriend walk past the bus stop laughing loudly, and suddenly your worries about those 5 nations taking more drugs than you weigh heavily on your brain like a bag of wet sand and . . . worried . . . no . . . paranoid . . . oh my gawwwwwd!
They are conspiring against you!
YES!! That's it!
Wait . . . Oh sh*t!
That's not a bus coming down the street . . . that's a 15-foot tall fu*king Mars Bar in Doc Martin boots with a number 5 seared into its forehead as it hurtles towards you flanked by five 8-foot tall matches burning fiercely and laughing like maniacs bent on your immolation and destruction!
This is your brain on drugs.
Just say no.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Darkness And Terror
Of course the other way of looking at this is; that all the options other than "other", represent the "normal"; mean, median, & modal base average samplers thrown out by the random generators that are your minds; choice options served up as unappealing yet recognisable teasers, for the lazy, uninspired, and unmotivated to expend the minimum of thought and effort to simply click and follow a trend or fashion, like the mindless uniform sheep automata they are - Better to lead not follow, better to be "other"; different; weird & unusual; unique; special, exemplary; better to be better/best; the apex; alpha/omega; "top dog"; TOP GOD!!!
🗣Haha-hahahahaha❗⁉😂
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
[I]W T F ?[/I]
So many words!
Alpha/Omega?
Top Dog?
This from His Lowness, JayZeeJay, who probably thinks "thesaurus" is the name given to the biggest dinosaur . . . or that "Apex" is a new Elon Musk project to put a monkey in space . . .
Is this JayZeeJay taking a break from his usual all-you-can-eat-human-meat diet and swallowing both a dictionary AND a thesaurus?
For roughage perhaps?
Bah!
Copy-and-paste plagiarism if ever I saw it!
But I digress . . .
I'm calling bullsh*tz!
Shenanigans are afoot here, and I move for an immediate investigation of this [I]"other"[/I] identity crisis before our glorious region be rent asunder!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
All hail shrek
Matrixulated
Kid, you got a lot to learn if you want to be an effective dictator of your country. You can't just have crap civil rights and political freedom. You gots to have a country that boasts an effective military, superb technology, and a very strong economy. Method to the madness of a Dictator like me.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Zadiantion
I mean it just depends on how effective of a dictator you are and subsequently how much of a war hawk you might be
Matrixulated
Greetings all. I'm Etiangard, at your service.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Greetings!
Matrixulated, Etiangard
Ditto.
M.
Etiangard
Alright maybe I should have had JZJ in the poll. Oh well. :P
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
And welcome, [nation=short]Etiangard[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated, Etiangard
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
My answers for the poll:
A metaphorical entity best used for 2 things.
1) asking him for statistically improbable events to happen.
2) cursing him for unfortunate anomalies in the space-time continuum.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It should be 'answer' but I'm too lazy to delete my post. Again.
Matrixulated
**Drops façade for a moment**
N.B. FYI [TRUE FACT] The owner of this NationState did at the age of 7 read the dictionary and encyclopedia cover to cover; not the thesaurus though... - I was not a normal/average kid! - I was a socially maladapted high IQ child member of MENSA - Think Sheldon from the TV series "The Big Bang Theory" - Indeed my mother did have me tested! 😂 - I am however not the same person now, as I was then; having suffered the debilitating illness of Epilepsy, with the resultant long-term/permanent changes to ability and personality - I'm still a smart guy, but I no longer possess the ability to put my intellect to useful work...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
...
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I would like to comment on the sudden mood whiplash, but I'm not sure if it's appropriate.
Anyway, I wish you the best of luck and health.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello Spiritus! Today is RRA Day in The Rejected Realms!
Today is the day when we honor the RRA, one of the longest standing armies in NationStates - if not the longest standing army! If you wanna head on over to our RMB or our IRC (#trr) for the day and join in on our festivities, feel free to! Take some BBQ and party - we've got plenty!
...also, that's quite the flag you have there. :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Murican Land
To the owner of JayZeeJay . . . I offer my unconditional, most humble and sincerest apologies if I offended you, belittled you, or marginalized you in [I]any[/I] way.
My acerbic wit and sarcasm compounded by an often very dark sense of humour can sometimes cross the line of poor taste, I admit.
My intentions though are purely for fun, not meaning to be crass, personal, or salacious.
With that said, I follow the example of my illustrious colleague, Alekseandrea above, and wish you well, JayZeeJay!
Now, normal service shall resume . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
A new issue, lets see.
"A recent survey have found clowns to be more scary than funny for children"
As a man afraid of clowns I banned clowns straight away, screw the Civil Rights mate.
But, the 3rd option on the issue, was presented by a fkin clown, in a dark corner of my room, WHAT THE HECK? HOW IS HE HERE? WHY IS HE HERE?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand
I would tell you how he did it if you could handle the thruth.
But you can't handle the thruth.
Trust me.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
PRESS RELEASE
Let it be known that our President, Nelson Reyes, has released an order suspending all state-sponsored welfare (Executive Order no. 05-2016 - Temporary Suspension of State Welfare). As a probable consequence, the people of Hanuma have stormed our Capital City to protest against the order.
We advise all incoming foreign tourists and dignitaries to prioritize their safety on their visits. Please do not hesitate to approach the authorities, especially the Capital Police, when undesirable situations arise.
MR. FERDINAND TRUMP
Secretary of State
Matrixulated
If he can't handle the thruth, could he handle the truth?
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Give me the truth.
Does it involve potatoes?
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
be careful, the truth might FRY your circuits
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, Werpdrarg Beta
Anyhow, enough of this sh¡t! The show must go on!!
Normal Service shall resume!!!
**Pulls mask back on**🎭
**A ray of light and a gust of wind catches JZJ's owners face and makes his cape flutter, striking a noble pose**
...Sorry about the "gust of wind",🎑 I ate too much protein today! 😷👃😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
No.
You know the clown car phenomena,
Where more clowns fit in the car than should be possible?
This proves that clowns can make pocket dimensions.
Mobile pocket dimensions.
They could be anywhere. Anytime.
Outnumbering you.
And you nade them angry.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Regional Happenings
14 hours ago: Twistatia ceased to exist.
14 hours ago: Land of demon supremes ceased to exist.
- Told you I had too much protein! NomNomNom!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hey, guys. I have been working on my overview fact book using a template (thanks to Ponderosa) and I want to know if it needs improvement. I know it's not complete but if you want to see it, here's the link: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=etiangard/detail=factbook/id=main
Matrixulated
My factbook entry contains like 5 words.
Consider me impressed.
Matrixulated, Etiangard
*takes thruth*
*disintegrates*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
Greetings neighbors. My empire is a simple but strict one, united under Christianity. We look to maintain great relations with you all! Thank you for allowing us to form in this region. Let us know if you need anything from us, we will be sure to help.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand
I see you have an interesting regional map, If I were to claim land, would I first need to unlock the capitol city? Or is there any other requirements?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
No requirements! You just need to have an account on the forums and post in the thread claiming a spot. :D Welcome to Spiritus!! Let us know if you have any other questions.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Latens Caelitum
I'd like to be on the regional map. I'll get to that soon.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Thanks! The Empire Of Latens Caelitum looks forward to residing in this region.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Yep . . . human flesh will give you tummy troubles.
Normal service has returned.
*wink & a smile*
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Err . . . should we be worried?
Can someone send one of their embassy staff to go knock on Mr Reyes' door?
While they're over there, ask them to be discreet but take a sniff around for the odor of decomp, a whiff of military coup, or the stench of revolution?
Please? If you would be so kind . . . but prioritize their safety of course.
M.
Alekseandrea
I have now created an entry for my claim, and my account on the boards. I hope the claim comes soon and well! Thanks to. those who helped The Holy Empire Of Latens Caelitum.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Etiangard
I did the same aswell. Hopefully we get our claims.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Good luck to you! I hope to build a rich history in this region.
Matrixulated, Etiangard
Our honorable President is currently safe and sound inside the Jasmine Palace, his official residence.
MR. FERDINAND TRUMP
Secretary of State
Matrixulated
I have the option to legalize weed.
Should I do it?
Matrixulated
I legalized weed.
Recreational Drug Use rose by 134%.
Civil Rights rose.
BEST NATION 2K16.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Etiangard
[nation=short]Latens Caelitum[/nation], while you're there, you should get citizenship too! It lets you take part in all the government stuff on the forums, and vote in the elections that are going on right now! I see [nation=short]Etiangard[/nation] already did! :D
Matrixulated, Etiangard, Latens Caelitum
Better keep the speed limits down to 10 km/h.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Etiangard
(I have been on NS for five years now and this is the first year where I've posted in any regional message board. It feels like I've missed a lot of things.)
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Post self-deleted by Maltena.
Can I ask how you got your name?
Matrixulated
You did miss a lot of things! But you are missing even more by not joining the forums!
Matrixulated
Of course! Latens Caelitum is latin for Graciously Hidden, and as a religous empire, I thought it would fit.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
I will look into it!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze
My citizenship and claim requests are both posted. If there is anything else I would be interested in, or simply any questions you need, feel free to let me know.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand, Etiangard
Same for me.
Matrixulated, Istanialand, Latens Caelitum
I'm happy to be an official citizen of Spiritus.But when will Bon accept my claim for land? I'm eager to get on the map :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Next time they log in, probably; they update the map once every couple weeks! :D
Matrixulated, Blitze, Good Ol Murica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If there is any swede here, link in poll is region locked, go to svt play instead
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Swede?
Nahhhh dude, this is a potato region.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Actually one of the oldest (in terms of length of time in the region) people here is Swedish, and she's the one who actually suggested to poll.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand
I think one of the oldest in age too :( :P
Matrixulated
Also, I really recommend "Kung Fury", It's a 30 min short film, parodi of the 80s and free to watch on youtube in link above, and on svt play if you are Swedish. The nostalgia is real if youy are my age or remember any 80s action films.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Good morning everyone. If anyone would like a flag created for them, please telegram me.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
I feel like I should make my own if I do a custom one. Do you have any advice?
Matrixulated
Yes. Flags are not about just whatever you feel like, they are about meanings which can be found in their colors and shapes. You can find color meanings here: http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0769383.html
Flags do not have to be crazy to stand out either. The more relatable, the more realistic.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
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Written by Refuge Isle.