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You came just in time for [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s dwarf star trick [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]. Pull up a chair.

Cyrtes

Oh wait. You missed it. Stick around. He'll probably do it again if we ask nicely or torment him.

Cyrtes

Esperossa wrote:You came just in time for [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s dwarf star trick [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]. Pull up a chair.

* looks around for chair*

Can't find one...

*sits down on an overlarge sack of potatoes*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

i thought you were going to fight with them?

Cyrtes

Esperossa wrote:Oh wait. You missed it. Stick around. He'll probably do it again if we ask nicely or torment him.

Such a pity...

Oh, yeah. The chairs were incinerated in the dwarf star trick. Potatos make a nice chair though. A bit lumpy, but not bad.

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:i thought you were going to fight with them?

Moi? Fight? I'm a lover not a fighter :P

Cyrtes

Esperossa wrote:Oh, yeah. The chairs were incinerated in the dwarf star trick. Potatos make a nice chair though. A bit lumpy, but not bad.

Perhaps I should sit further away so as not to get incinerated?

Esperossa wrote:Moi? Fight? I'm a lover not a fighter :P

Culveria wrote:i thought you were going to fight with them?

Nah... we're going to enjoy the show...

you want to see it again? fine *brings another dwarf star down*

Cyrtes, Faulknation

crap i aimed bad, you two should run

Cyrtes, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:you want to see it again? fine *brings another dwarf star down*

Ooo... Nice... Wait a second...

*dives for cover*

Faulknation

Hey [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], did you see the wires? I think I know how he does this trick. That dwarf star is nothing but a giant balloon filled with fireflies.

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:crap i aimed bad, you two should run

Ouch! That hurts.

Cyrtes

Esperossa wrote:Hey [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], did you see the wires? I think I know how he does this trick. That dwarf star is nothing but a giant balloon filled with fireflies.

are you calling my power fake?!?!? i alter fate to do that i use the strings of fate!

Cyrtes, Faulknation

Esperossa wrote:Hey [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], did you see the wires? I think I know how he does this trick. That dwarf star is nothing but a giant balloon filled with fireflies.

Ah... And what about the heat?

The strings of fake? Okay, if you say so.

Cyrtes, Faulknation

i said fate!!!!

Cyrtes, Faulknation

Cyrtes wrote:Ah... And what about the heat?

Hmmm, good question. I'll have to watch the next "dwarf star" more closely.

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:i said fate!!!!

So you did. Mea culpa.

Cyrtes

Esperossa wrote:Hmmm, good question. I'll have to watch the next "dwarf star" more closely.

HERE!!!!! *brings one down straight at esperossa*

Cyrtes, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:HERE!!!!! *brings one down straight at esperossa*

I think I can see it... There's this tiny nuclear heater in each of them... It's a wonder that the balloons haven't burst yet, but I guess that they do burst, every time one of them hits the ground. I'd still duck if I were you, Esperossa... These things can be mighty hot.

Ouch. Dammit. Again [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]?

Cyrtes

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

It seems all the death and destruction has died down for a bit. Now we can relax and enjoy eating spaghetti in our potato bag chairs in peace [nation=short]cyrtes[/nation].

Esperossa wrote:I enjoy being hunted :x

You know what I'm talking about, right [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]?

Esperossa wrote:You know what I'm talking about, right [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]?

well...I like hunting people, so it would be almost the opposite right?

Isn't [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] supposed to be here keeping us kids in line?

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Faulknation wrote:well...I like hunting people, so it would be almost the opposite right?

Tag. You're it!

Esperossa wrote:Tag. You're it!

*tags harder* you're it

The Holy Tuber says, "Relax, don't do it."

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Esperossa wrote:Isn't [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] supposed to be here keeping us kids in line?

If he's been following these last 150+ posts or more, he's probably slumped in his crashed-spaceship comfy-chair, on his third bottle of Nyquil.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

* HEY !!! * [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] !!!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The Holy Tuber says, "Relax, don't do it."

Matrixulated

Esperossa wrote:Isn't [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] supposed to be here keeping us kids in line?

No, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] is here to brainwash all those who don't wear tinfoil hats or listen to the commands given.

*notices that there isn't a tinfoil hat on her head either, and quickly looks for one*

Can't find any. Do you think that a potato-sack hat will work too?

*puts the over-large sack of potatoes on head, and promptly collapses under the weight*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation

I have no tinfoil. Do your best [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The Holy Tuber says, "Relax, don't do it."

The Holy Tuber's prophet is Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Matrixulated

HOLY COW SO MANY MESSAGES!

And, rumors of mind control attempts are all lies. ALL LIES!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:HOLY COW SO MANY MESSAGES!

And, rumors of mind control attempts are all lies. ALL LIES!

Hmm...

*whispers to others*

EVERYBODY PUT ON THEIR TINFOIL HATS!

*ends whispering*

Yes... of course... all lies...

*clutches sack of potatoes to head due to the lack of a tinfoil hat*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:HOLY COW SO MANY MESSAGES!

Um, yeah. Sorry about that. Watch out for the "dwarf stars" they're hot.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

CNP BROADCAST

Today the government orders a level 1 emergency as a few villages and minor towns went dark.A distress signal follows,"there seems to be a outbreak of rabies............but they look like corpses...............cavol is taken but (static) the town hall, a radio station and several streets (static) are still resisting (static)."the government opened all shelters but the city gates remain open, the government remains in parron, stay tuned to CNP.

STATUS: airports are open ports are open borders are open gates of parron are open national unity:96%

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

#PrayforCavol

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:(DONT FREAKING ALTER MY KINGDOMS WISHES YOU CANT GET INSIDE IT!!!, I SAID BEFORE THERES A BARRIER THATB LETS NOTHING PASS WITHOUT MY CONSENT. AND AGAIN DONT MESS WITH MY NATION THEY ARE ENTIRELY LOYAL TO ME AND WOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!! SO YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING TO IT!)

You dare try to alter history?

THe POTATA Gods are ashamed!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Aotan wrote:You dare try to alter history?

THe POTATA Gods are ashamed!

Yay! Somebody's online! I was beginning to wonder why the whole world had gone silent...

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Cyrtes wrote:Yay! Somebody's online! I was beginning to wonder why the whole world had gone silent...

The POTATA Gods are with us today!

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.

Aotan wrote:The POTATA Gods are with us today!

*throws POTATA at Aotan*

The one I stole... a long time ago. I couldn't eat it. Stolen POTATA don't taste nice...

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:*throws POTATA at Aotan*

The one I stole... a long time ago. I couldn't eat it. Stolen POTATA don't taste nice...

POTATA LAUNCHER!!!

*Pew pew pew

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Aotan wrote:POTATA LAUNCHER!!!

*Pew pew pew

*takes the sack of potatoes from head and uses it as a shield*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

STOP PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT YOU!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:*takes the sack of potatoes from head and uses it as a shield*

Using POTATA powers, orders potatoes to disengage shield formation and attack Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:STOP PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT YOU!

Do you want another repeat of the Audrianic wars?!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

????

I am no Napoleon!

Or am I?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Cavol has fallen,I repeat Cavol has fallen. #PRAYFORCAVOL

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

CNP BROADCAST

Jewelsa, a major city, is besieged by aggressive corpses.Status:level 2 emergency-----opened:ports,airports,borders-----fortified cities have their gates closed -----government orders all gates of fortifications closed-----government remains in parron.This is CNP

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:????

I am no Napoleon!

Or am I?

????

I am no Nelson!

Or am I?

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Parrona

Parrona wrote:Cavol has fallen,I repeat Cavol has fallen. #PRAYFORCAVOL

POTATA shall save you.

POTANS are deployed in Parrona's key cities to help with aid distribution, national defence and reconstruction operations

Cyrtes

CNP BROADCAST

first zombie in Parron shot, level 5 emergency declared. Closed:airports-----borders----------Opened:ports

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

Aotan wrote:POTATA shall save you.

POTANS are deployed in Parrona's key cities to help with aid distribution, national defence and reconstruction operations

Too late for Jewelsa, the first key city to be attacked

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Aotan wrote:????

I am no Nelson!

Or am I?

????

I am no Trostky!

Or am I?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

????

I am no Hitler!

Or am I?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

????

I am no spammer!

Or am I?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Jewelsa, Hontori, Cavol, paliso have fallen to The Scourge

Cyrtes

?!?!

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:?!?!

...or am I?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:STOP PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT YOU!

That wasn't mortal combat. That was self defense...

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:?!?!

You did not watch the CNP

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

I am far a

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

I am far away

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

*Promptly steps on OGG's lawn*

Only if you let me camp on it first.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

Only if my parrots bomb it

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:????

I am no Napoleon!

Or am I?

Aotan wrote:????

I am no Nelson!

Or am I?

Audriany wrote:????

I am no Trostky!

Or am I?

Parrona wrote:????

I am no Hitler!

Or am I?

Audriany wrote:????

I am no spammer!

Or am I?

Audriany wrote:?!?!

Cyrtes wrote:...or am I?

Manam Manama

(doo doo do-do-doo)

Manam Manama . . .

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Matrixulated wrote:Manam Manama

(doo doo do-do-doo)

Manam Manama . . .

M.

wth

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:If he's been following these last 150+ posts or more, he's probably slumped in his crashed-spaceship comfy-chair, on his third bottle of Nyquil.

I know exactly how he feels!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Try to hold out as long as you can, [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]! We'll have cure missiles... Soon... (In a week :P)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Ferrara has fallen, early zombies, level 7 emergency declared, government fortifies strategic areas

Cyrtes

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

How Do You Do Fellow Kids, happy birthday.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo

No I said hold out as long as you can, Short]Parrona, don't collapse yet! :P

And happy birthday [nation=short]How do you do fellow kids[/nation]!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Ferrara has fallen, early zombies, level 7 emergency declared, government fortifies strategic areas

Just out of curiosity... how many levels of emergency are there?

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:The Holy Tuber says, "Relax, don't do it."

Esperossa wrote:The Holy Tuber's prophet is Frankie Goes to Hollywood

What's that? So much for [nation=short]The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation] and his spud-Lord . . .

. . . who's actually an 80's pop-music meme??

The *spud-whisperer* himself is being duped by a broken-down pop star!

I must be dreaming . . . so somebody hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me,

Hit me with those laser beams . . . ow ow ow!

Hah hah hahhhhh!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:Try to hold out as long as you can, [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]! We'll have cure missiles... Soon... (In a week :P)

#PRAYFORPARRONA

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:CNP BROADCAST

first zombie in Parron shot, level 5 emergency declared. Closed:airports-----borders----------Opened:ports

I recommend the Carthegenian Solution. And as a reckless nuclear power, I am uniquely situated to assist you with that.

The Salaxalans

Matrixulated wrote:What's that? So much for [nation=short]The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation] and his spud-Lord . . .

. . . who's actually an 80's pop-music meme?? M.

HERESY !!!

Matrixulated wrote:[nation=short]The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation] The *spud-whisperer* himself....M.

YES, THAT IS MY GIFT !!!

#PRAYFOR[nation=short]Parrona[/nation]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Darkweb wrote:*Passes Out The Exploding Cats*

*Disarms them*

Matrixulated wrote:I can see it now . . .

Zombies on OGG's lawn . . .

OGG like *BOOM* HEADSHOT!

CLOGG like "Here, have a cookie . . ."

*BOOM* Exploding cookie!

OGG & CLOGG high-five and shout together, "GET OFF OUR LAWN!"

Like a boss.

Bosses.

M.

Exploding cookies?! - As if I would use such a crude, inefficient, and ineffective weapon!! - Every living thing within my domain has been "infected" with nanoprobes pre-programmed to seek out and attack any tissue that it identifies as currently being host to the Zombie Virus, releasing the cure into the surrounding tissue - The main carriers/"shock troops" of this arsenal are the swarms of killer robot drone bees; if I set them to the appropriate setting, they attack anything that moves and that is not recognised as me!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

We got moonshine over here now, so that's good I guess. .-.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:HERESY !!!

*glares*

I understand that you are trying to help, but you just need to find out how to do it in your own way.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Maltena wrote:We got moonshine over here now, so that's good I guess. .-.

I heard moonshine, I'm in.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Maltena wrote:We got moonshine over here now, so that's good I guess. .-.

Here pass some of that to old Grumpy Grandma! - The weirdness in this region is getting too much for me at the moment...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Cyrtes wrote:Just out of curiosity... how many levels of emergency are there?

10 being the most serious 0 being the status quo 0--10

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Leon has fallen just as a blood comet flew by, citizen look to citizen to assure themselves. Bad omen.National Unity:86%

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Here pass some of that to old Grumpy Grandma! - The weirdness in this region is getting too much for me at the moment...

Want some of our cheese too? (cheese is at this point pretty much our currency send help)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Here pass some of that to old Grumpy Grandma! - The weirdness in this region is getting too much for me at the moment...

Want some of my imaginary nukes?I give them out free!But please don't target them on me!Target them on...well... (cough) Aotan (cough)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Disarms them*Exploding cookies?! - As if I would use such a crude, inefficient, and ineffective weapon!! - Every living thing within my domain has been "infected" with nanoprobes pre-programmed to seek out and attack any tissue that it identifies as currently being host to the Zombie Virus, releasing the cure into the surrounding tissue - The main carriers/"shock troops" of this arsenal are the swarms of killer robot drone bees; if I set them to the appropriate setting, they attack anything that moves and that is not recognised as me!!

Let's hope that that setting won't be necessary... I'd not like to be killed for walking past your lawn by a couple of bee drones... I might get slightly injured...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona

Pegon has fallen, the royal family fled while buddingham palace held on,gunfire can be heard in several broughs.national unity:74%-----level 8 emergency declared,the government and the royal family fled on dreadnoughts.parronans start panicking.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:Pegon has fallen, the royal family fled while buddingham palace held on,gunfire can be heard in several broughs.national unity:74%-----level 8 emergency declared,the government and the royal family fled on dreadnoughts.parronans start panicking.

Cyrtes broadcasts a message stating that Parronan refugees are always welcome to seek for asylum on Cyrtesian ground, until the situation in Parrona returns to normal.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona

Parronan refugees start flooding The Democratic Republic of Cyrtes in the hundreds.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:Parronan refugees start flooding The Democratic Republic of Cyrtes in the hundreds.

Cyrtesians sincerely hope that the situation will clear up soon in Parrona... by now almost all the refuges are filled to the brim. Cyrtes broadcasts another message, this one to all other nations, whether they would please open their borders as well and assist with the increasing load of Parronans.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Cyrtesians sincerely hope that the situation will clear up soon in Parrona... by now almost all the refuges are filled to the brim. Cyrtes broadcasts another message, this one to all other nations, whether they would please open their borders as well and assist with the increasing load of Parronans.

Consulate has a panic attack and votes to leave the Spiritus Union. Then realising its mistake begs to join again. And to prove its point opens borders aswell

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Parron, the De facto capital, is under siege by...... (sigh) zombies, if Parron falls, Parrona will collapse.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Buddingham Palace has fallen, the De jure capital, pegon, is declared......lost.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

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