Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Rushes into the papal office, kills pius IV
I have no capital.
HAHA!
Alekseandrea
start rebuilding *bleep*
*walks away from reich as it is completely destroyed* stupid Nazi Germans *says in a russian accent*
Faulknation
So is the Parrona accords still a thing or what? If not, I'm keeping my outposts, if yes, I'm keeping my outposts.
Faulknation
I protected the Reich because the show must go on.
Well then.Should I attack Parrona or naa?
if you have any outposts n my country....
Blitz Parrona again, I just want Parrona now
*appears behind snakkra* do you want to get yourself devoured?
I do not. I have resource outposts in Parrona.
POTATA and POTATO have no gender. They are genderless. So POTATA is not female POTATO.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Land invasions are permitted, so are nukes, but not supernova
POTATA is female for POTATO.
[spoiler]dunt kill me plez[/spoiler]
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
do not interfere or i shall bring pluto down upon your country
Potatoes and potatas are equal.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
*publicly executed Edward Glade*
HERESY!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Chased out of parrona by Alexander Glade
Parronan accords, but this time potatogion keeps the outpost.
Transmission from Parrona
Alexander Glade is reelected prime minister!
Unconditional surrender!
Finally. So now I accept the accords.
Audriany, Faulknation?
No more entertainment?
What?
Found the 2nd Reich, time to die!
Oh no........................................
WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE PRUSSIANS?!
Oh yes................................................................
not at the time
for actual real? you made two nations just for this didnt you?
Get out, while I bring the pretender to his knees.
No, classmates are argumentative
Prussia was defeated once, and it shall fall again.
Grumpy Grandma
Stop chasing each other, and look for another region for entertainment.
no its better they kill each other
It is in the Italian AND Latin dictionary - Are you going to argue with two languages of one nation from both ancient and modern times?!
The Salaxalans, Parrona
It is not wise to argue with the ancients. Especially the Roman Empire.
Grumpy Grandma
Help
No
Die!
why should i help you?
Don't get involved.
Don't get involved.
Ok they left.Audriany(this time Faulknation is left out of the discussion)accept the parronan accords, please.
This accord
Meanwhile, I will listen to music
but what if theres a deal to be made?
Yes, parliament is listening.
Oh god prussia is back I thought German and France took your country
no. not a political deal... i mean a more *hand charges with power* powerful deal
They went
they are both pushovers
Parrona
Like...............
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Trade deal?
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Where is the proposal?
Surprise Anschluß?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Culveria. ..............your proposal has to be on time, parliament shall decide on the budget first.First Speaker of parliament 2016.
Or the proposal shall be postponed.
Who wants to buy nukes?
the kind of deal thats power in exchange for a soul or something really important
Lay your terms.
no one need to buy nukes from him. i have supernove bombs of various strengths here. for sale if youd want some
i give him the power to defeat reich 1. and he gives me the souls of his peoples
No, the first Prussian Reich can be ignored.
Do not buy nukes from Snakkra, they are sabotaged by Parrona
I am going to argue with a nation which switched sides twice in WW1 and WW2.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
What is your price?
Tachyon Lances to go with supernovae bombs anyone? 2 million nuts per installation.
6000 crystals each normal. the stronger ones cost about 400 human souls
Parrona
Why would you want a 'nobody wins'- weapon?
->If you're not willing to use it, it's useless.
->If you're willing to use it, you will end yourself and the enemy. It's only a matter of time.
Am I the only one who sees the obvious problem?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Tachyon Lances are precise
I'll take one!
*ships the crystals via train to Culveria*
It is a "just-in-case" weapon. I don't really want to use it willy-nilly. I just want to prevent me from losing.
Alekseandrea, Parrona
10,000 nuts for small-----2,000,000 nuts for normal-----5,000,000 nuts for large installations.
I will have two! 12000 crystals are shipped via dreadnoughts to Culveria, one to blow up Snakkra's space colony the other as a last resort.
It's not that you won't lose; it's that they won't win. That's how an end-all weapon works. Essentially, you're flipping the table in a game of Monopoly.
Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
- William Shakespeare
Foolish Romans...
Grumpy Grandma
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
By last resort I mean against Snakkra
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
If you use it, you will be annhilated as well.
If that's not losing, I want none of it.
You have to know when to fold 'em.
Hear,hear!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Grumpy Grandma
Alexander announces an alliance with Culveria
Who is Alexander? Should we be concerned?
Let's forget all that happened and forge an alliance with Parrona?
a) Yes
b) No
(Votes in both Audriany and Parrona)
(Audrianian votes coming as soon as possible)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes---97%
No---3%
Parrona is tired of war,
Its parliament hereby forms the pact of neutrality. Anyone?
The referendum is quick as parronans are keen on peace.
Yes---99%
No---1%
As Audrianian Citizens are ranked as some of the most pacifist people.
The vote was expected to be that.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
its focused. so it wont destroy other nations
"Peace in our Time" Referendum of Aotan
Peace! --- 3%
War with Audriany! -- 12%
War with Parrona! -- 63%
War with Culveria! -- 20%
War with Potatogion! -- 42%
unless someone accidentally takes out the suppressors
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
No war please
...Except this will have absolutely no impact on the objective facts of the matter; namely linguistics and the etymology of the word "potata".
So you're saying that the Italian army would lose to the Roman army?
Grumpy Grandma
We now have Maltenan Fashion. (and cheese)
Hooray!
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Written by Refuge Isle.