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Come back, little sheep.

Matrixulated, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh

Today I was walking by some farmland and I saw a farmer happily milking his cow. It was nice to see such peace and serenity in the nation.

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Pepsi.

I did the Pepsi challenge back in the day, aced it every time.

Pepsi, not coke.

Chocolate, not vanilla.

Dark chocolate, not milk chocolate.

And like the famous 20th century poet Rob Base said: "I like the Whopper, F*ck the Big Mac!"

Pepsi.

M.

I agree with you on everything here except the pepsi thing. You see, pepsi is slightly sweeter than coke, meaning it tastes better in small shots like they had in the pepsi challenge. However, over the course of a full can, coke tastes much better.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Deranged Squirrels wrote:I agree with you on everything here except the pepsi thing. You see, pepsi is slightly sweeter than coke, meaning it tastes better in small shots like they had in the pepsi challenge. However, over the course of a full can, coke tastes much better.

Poll!

Poll!!

Poll!!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Pepsi.

I did the Pepsi challenge back in the day, aced it every time.

Pepsi, not coke.

Chocolate, not vanilla.

Dark chocolate, not milk chocolate.

And like the famous 20th century poet Rob Base said: "I like the Whopper, F*ck the Big Mac!"

Pepsi.

M.

Pepsi vs coke?: Pepsi is sweeter than coke to me and I like sweet sugary things.

Vanilla cuz it's sweeter.

Milk chocolate because it's sweeter.

Whopper cuz it's tastier and doesn't fall apart in your hands. It's fresher/perkier/better quality ingredients to me imo. Much more yummy salty savory flavor.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Poll!

Poll!!

Poll!!!

M.

Agreed, we should definitely have a poll to settle this issue once and for all.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

There needs to be no poll, since we all know that pepsi will win. just look at this video on why it will win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4

Matrixulated wrote:Pepsi.

I did the Pepsi challenge back in the day, aced it every time.

Pepsi, not coke.

Chocolate, not vanilla.

Dark chocolate, not milk chocolate.

And like the famous 20th century poet Rob Base said: "I like the Whopper, F*ck the Big Mac!"

Pepsi.

M.

• Jedi-Zombi Jezus endorses Coca Cola over Pepsi. Also we love Mountain Dew!

• When it comes to icecream, Jedi-Zombi Jezus favours pretty much any flavour except chocolate! Although I have to admit to a particular penchant for cookies and cream...

• Jedi-Zombi Jezus has no preference in chocolate; each has their qualities suitable to whatever you are having with it - Generally speaking the sweeter the accompanying ingredients or meal, the darker the chocolate to go with it...

• Jedi-Zombi Jezus agrees the Whopper is King - It's all about the quality of ingredients and the flame-grilling - McDonalds is just tasteless garbage; pulverised gristle and bone "meat substitute", fried reconstituted potato starch/water/pulp, and (may as well be) cardboard-based temporary (It never fills you, because your body recognises it's crap) gut filler...

Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Seamerica wrote:There needs to be no poll, since we all know that pepsi will win. just look at this video on why it will win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4

Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - named after the original flavouring ingredients:- The Coca leaf and the Cola nut - Up until 1926 Coca-Cola still had these original flavouring ingredients with all the potential for intoxicating highs and resultant addiction (Coca leaves are where we get cocaine from)...

• "Pepsi" - named after the inventor's intention that the drink was a medicinal elixir for settling a disagreeable stomach - ie. dyspepsia...

Which sounds better to you?

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Pepsi.

I did the Pepsi challenge back in the day, aced it every time.

Pepsi, not coke.

Chocolate, not vanilla.

Dark chocolate, not milk chocolate.

And like the famous 20th century poet Rob Base said: "I like the Whopper, F*ck the Big Mac!"

Pepsi.

M.

I agree with everything there except Pepsi.

Deranged Squirrels

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - named after the original flavouring ingredients:- The Coca leaf and the Cola nut - Up until 1926 Coca-Cola still had these original flavouring ingredients with all the potential for intoxicating highs and resultant addiction (Coca leaves are where we get cocaine from)...

• "Pepsi" - named after the inventor's intention that the drink was a medicinal elixir for settling a disagreeable stomach - ie. dyspepsia...

Which sounds better to you?

Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - Literally made from a drug which you shove up your nose.

• "Pepsi" - Actually has healing powers.

You are no jesus. you are a false prophet.

1,1% of the people in my nation die because of Panda Attacks.

Um...

Seamerica wrote:Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - Literally made from a drug which you shove up your nose.

• "Pepsi" - Actually has healing powers.

You are no jesus. you are a false prophet.

'Healing powers'.

Pepsi?

What's next?

Homeopathy?

All natural cyanide?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - named after the original flavouring ingredients:- The Coca leaf and the Cola nut - Up until 1926 Coca-Cola still had these original flavouring ingredients with all the potential for intoxicating highs and resultant addiction (Coca leaves are where we get cocaine from)...

• "Pepsi" - named after the inventor's intention that the drink was a medicinal elixir for settling a disagreeable stomach - ie. dyspepsia...

Which sounds better to you?

Seamerica wrote:Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - Literally made from a drug which you shove up your nose.

• "Pepsi" - Actually has healing powers.

You are no jesus. you are a false prophet.

Alekseandrea wrote:'Healing powers'.

Pepsi?

What's next?

Homeopathy?

All natural cyanide?

Okay, looks like we need a poll. Message the salaxians!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Okay, looks like we need a poll. Message the salaxians!

Paradise Moon wrote:This soda war would make a good poll...

*clears throat loudly*

Already did.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Deranged Squirrels

Seamerica wrote:Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - Literally made from a drug which you shove up your nose.

• "Pepsi" - Actually has healing powers.

You are no jesus. you are a false prophet.

False representation of the data I presented - I did say it contained Coca leaf "up until 1926" - Around the time the US government made a lot of formerly legal drugs illegal, eg. marijuana aswell...

Alekseandrea

BREAKING NEWS:

'30 dead' after truck crashes into crowd at Bastille Day celebrations in Nice 'terror attack'

- Once again terror comes into the heart of Europe and strikes at the innocent citizenry, who were out simply enjoying their day...

Sad times 😔

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Okay, looks like we need a poll. Message the salaxians!

Paradise Moon wrote:Already did.

Wait, what? I don't see any new poll...

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Wait, what? I don't see any new poll...

Polls (usually) go up on Sundays when the old polls end. Don't worry, Salaxalans is well aware of the desire for a Coke vs. Pepsi poll :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

This all started when Seamerica innocently asked if everyone had a nice cold Pepsi.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

BOOOOOOOO

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon

Seamerica wrote:Comparison:

• "Coca-Cola" - Literally made from a drug which you shove up your nose.

• "Pepsi" - Actually has healing powers.

You are no jesus. you are a false prophet.

"Coca-Cola" - Formerly made from a material that they didn't know was a drug.

"Pepsi" - An attempt at making something equivalent to Maalox, only with worst taste.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:BOOOOOOOO

How do I interpret this?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Paradise Moon wrote:How do I interpret this?

Like so:

"BOOOOOOOOO"

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Like so:

"BOOOOOOOOO"

I see...

*is blind*

Matrixulated

Paradise Moon wrote:I see...

*is blind*

Do they mean to reference poltergeists or a bad concert?

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Do they mean to reference poltergeists or a bad concert?

I'm going with poltergeists.

Aargh!!

Matrixulated

Paradise Moon wrote:I'm going with poltergeists.

Aargh!!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who do you call?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

This reminds me of a riddle/joke.

Why do Americans use there thumbs to dial 911?

To call the emergency services.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*their

Matrixulated

Hope everyone is safe today, after what happened yesterday.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Why attack the French? They are so NICE!

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Why attack the French? They are so NICE!

Ughhhh!

And you were doing so well . . .

Too soon.

Not funny.

Not even close.

M.

Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Ughhhh!

And you were doing so well . . .

Too soon.

Not funny.

Not even close.

M.

Yoda voice: Offended you are? A crap I do not give.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Paradise Moon wrote:This reminds me of a riddle/joke.

Why do Americans use there thumbs to dial 911?

To call the emergency services.

I don't get that, exactly . . .

Is it an old rotary-phone specific joke, or a push-button handset joke?

Sorry to have to ask.

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I don't get that, exactly . . .

Is it an old rotary-phone specific joke, or a push-button handset joke?

Sorry to have to ask.

I'm pretty sure it's a joke about how those crazy Americans use 911 to call the emergency services.

Matrixulated

It was better in my head.

Matrixulated

I will make new rule.

All posts must be in haiku.

Something something cheese.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Niggles Nation

The Vivi nation is almost considering invading Japan.... Tetsuya Nomura hurry! We want Kingdom Hearts!

I won't haiku now

It's too tedious and hard

Or will I? *suspense*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi haikus are fun

The problem is you need to

Drink pepsi, you son of

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Deranged Squirrels

Vivi will also sue if Utada Hikaru does not return to sing another song for Kh

Studly spud was I,

Pejazzle to dazzle did try,

'Twas botched now I cry.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon

Seamerica wrote:Hi haikus are fun

The problem is you need to

Drink pepsi, you son of

I will never drink Pepsi.

Coke always tastes much better.

Because it is... Uh... Tasty.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Wow!

I'm really impressed. Nicely done guys!

M

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who do you call?

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, it's probably me...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello Spiritus! Great message :) It seemed a lot more laid back and fun-loving than the other recruitment pleas. I'm looking forward to finding my spot in this region and enjoying the game with you all

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi, I'm quite new here

My economy's burning

Do you have advice?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Pour gasoline on it! MUAHAHA

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Welcome to all the new imgur folks! It's great to have you here, and we'd love to have you stay and get more involved!!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm, Constablaken, Mrglglglgland, Deluxe Embourg, Theabelha

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

Matrixulated, Yellow Dot Land

Hey guys,I came here from imgur and have no clue how to play the game.Help on how to not burn down my country would be appreciated!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

well easy, just pick terrible decisions, its not fun being actually being a good leader

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:If there's something strange in the neighborhood, it's probably me...

Do nations around you ever mistake the moans of your zombies for a really bad stomach ache epidemic?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Seamerica wrote:well easy, just pick terrible decisions, its not fun being actually being a good leader

So THATS how the game is played.Thanks,but is the game in real time?

Matrixulated

Yellow Dot Land wrote:So THATS how the game is played.Thanks,but is the game in real time?

aye, you can pick how frequent you get decisions in the settings.

Matrixulated

for your info, the economy being in red (or anything else) actually doesnt make it harder to play. also check out the forums if you wanna roleplay or check out the spiritus chatroom if you want to talk to good people (and me)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hi everyone, my name is Ben, I am the President of this awesome, and I mean awesome region. So, obviously there is a lot you are trying to comprehend currently, and well, any questions you throw my way, I will be more than happy to answer.

I highly suggest, if you haven't already, to go to our forum at www.spiritus.wtf (cool url, I know, right!) and first register on the forums, and then apply for citizenship. This allows you to gain more accesses into the fun stuff we do on the forums, and more serious stuff such as voting. I highly recommend becoming a citizen. You can't be President without being a citizen so....gotta do that first :P

Anyway, another good thing to join is our irc channel, which is #spiritus There you will find plenty of people who are annoying (such as me) and some nice people (such as Wuufu, my Vice-President). You can chat with us and we will all be willing to help you with anything you may have.

Now, if you want to telegram me or ask questions on the rmb, that works, I will try to answer them as soon as possible, hope this helped!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm

I joined this region because they had the shortest telegram.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm, Purplelands, Mrglglglgland

you are welcome. drink pepsi.

Matrixulated, Deluxe Embourg

Post self-deleted by Seamerica.

Post self-deleted by Blitze.

Deluxe Embourg wrote:I joined this region because they had the shortest telegram.

Yay! We also have cake :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland

Deluxe Embourg wrote:I joined this region because they had the shortest telegram.

I agree with that statement

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Mrglglglgland, Deluxe Embourg

you guys are the reason i didnt kill myself.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland

Seamerica wrote:you guys are the reason i didnt kill myself.

We love you, bro. Don't do that stuff.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Czechoscotlandia

this is a fun group.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Czechoscotlandia wrote:this is a fun group.

Thanks! It's great to have ya :)

Matrixulated, Czechoscotlandia

Hello new people. Welcome to this great, fun place where (mudslinging) civilized debate is our politicking. If you have any questions, I'll take them via telegram as deputy minister of integration. There's also a whole bunch of us that you can ask any question on our IRC chat. Someone should be around to help you.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Deluxe Embourg, Czechoscotlandia

Noob from Imgur here, hope to have fun here. Cheers Region Mates! #MakeSpiritusGreatAgain

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hello... Just joined from Imgur. Looks fun. Liked the short telegram.

Matrixulated, Blitze, Purplelands, Gerock

I just noticed that 2 of my nations are top 10 in region for rec. drug use.

Incidentally, both have "sacred" plants in the water.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Yasgram

Coke : Pepsi :: Gold : Pyrite

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Yasgram emplores spiritus to make incest the legal amongst all member states.

Matrixulated

No, we only marry pepsis here.

Matrixulated, Bigrealm

As long as Pepsi's may lie with other Pepsi's

Matrixulated

Yasgram wrote:Yasgram emplores spiritus to make incest the legal amongst all member states.

Uhh... Why?

Matrixulated

Because it is an integral part of Yasgrams identity

Matrixulated

Remind me not to call your identity "bro".

Matrixulated

Theabelha wrote:Noob from Imgur here, hope to have fun here. Cheers Region Mates! #MakeSpiritusGreatAgain

Implying that spiritus was any good.

Matrixulated

Seamerica wrote:Implying that spiritus was any good.

Okay then #MakeSpiritusGreat

Matrixulated

Death to the Whole Foods infidels!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

If we're all chiming in on how we wish to change Spiritus, I vote that we give Murlocs better rights. #MurlocRightsMatter

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Mrglglglgland wrote:If we're all chiming in on how we wish to change Spiritus, I vote that we give Murlocs better rights. #MurlocRightsMatter

Who are those Murlocs you speak of?

Matrixulated

i have decided to not love pepsi anymore

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hi... i'm Moisés G. Hipólito, brazilian, 17, Active DeMolay from DeMolay Brazil and I would like to learn the details of the game. Thankful.

Matrixulated

Do we have any American military peeps in here?

Btw, my name is austin, I'm 22. American. Born and raised in the Pacific northwest.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Do we have any American military peeps in here?

Btw, my name is austin, I'm 22. American. Born and raised in the Pacific northwest.

Matrixulated

Seamerica wrote:i have decided to not love pepsi anymore

You make coke lovers happy!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Idk how this works, I'm new and I received a lot of telegrams and yours was the one I liked the most!

I'm Simone, 19, from Italy :D

Nice to meet ya all

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hey Simone! I totally know how you feel! That was easily the best telegram. Everything is a big huge jumbled mess, but you just gotta keep trying until you find out all the things x3

Matrixulated

Hahaha it's ok I'll try to put as much effort as I can to try to understand everything :D

Matrixulated

Just push all the buttons. What's the worst that can happen, amirite?

Matrixulated

Shall I be the new Gandhi or the new Hitler? I like peace tho

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Gloralvia.

Why not both?

Matrixulated

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