Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Books can have that effect on people. *hands Culveria an ice pack*
Faulknation
you alright there [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] ... that looked like it hurt *blows up 3 more planets to make [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] mad and to give [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] a bit relief* hope that helped
*detonates all the posts that I've been littering around for the last week or so making magnificent colored flames reach into the sky*
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!
*Throws a post into the sky and detonates it making a blue explosion*
DO YOU SEE ME NOW MOM!?!? I TOLD YOU PYROTECHNICS WAS A SUITABLE DEGREE!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Phytophthora Infestans
you are welcome for the massive explosions *lets a single tear roll down cheek as the mini nukes propel each other farther into the sky* it's like nuke-ception
The Pie Islands
*all the destruction that just happened made me stronger and will hold up for a long time* whew thank you *holds ice pack to still aching head*
What if it's all a dream? Inception-nukeception.
IT WAS WORTH IT! TIME TO RIDE OUT THE WAVE!
*jumps and throws a post down while detonating it*
*flies into space off of planet Potatogion*
*detonates another post, said post flings me back to the planet*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*dumps millions of posts on mining rigs surrounding planet* I'll just leave these here if you ever need them *wink, wink*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
*winks with both eyes*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
thats called blinking, Po... hmmmm i think thats a good nickname for you, Po for [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*winks with both eyes twice*
I think I'll call that dwinking. As in, double blinking.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
*double winking*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
no this is dwinking *Blinks with two pairs of eyes*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
wait not this is dwinking *blinks with two eyes*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I think that is quinking. Quad winking.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
okay enough whatever we have been doing!!!!.... wait. what if a cyclops tries to wink? how do you tell?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Cyclopes wink by blinking only half of their eye.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
okay no more
Faulknation
*flies away*
I'll be baaaaaack...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
*shoots potatogion down with oggs shotgun*
Cyrtes, Phytophthora Infestans
...how did you come by OGG's shotgun?
*pauses for a moment*
Wait... You've got OGG's shotgun!
*starts packing camping gear*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
i noticed he disappeared. this weapon is as legendary as any other so i thought "hes not using it" so i took it... *has strange urge to get [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] off the lawn*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
well, I have been holding on to these for him...but I don't think he's going to need them anymore *hands [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] a key and map to OGG's secret stockpile* he asked me a while ago to hold on to these for him, he said there would be a day when they were needed...I trust that you will only use these for OGG's old interests. Like shooting [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
i shall protect oggs lawn as well as fulfill my own interests
Cyrtes, Faulknation
No... please let me camp on OGG's lawn. I'll give you potatoes for it. ;)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
And I'll only be there a week or so?
no! *shoots cyrtes*
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation
I have no idea what I'm meant to be doing.
pretty much all you need to do is either 1. like potatoes and talk about it 2. don't like potatoes and talk about it 3. start random arguments that we call *war* 4. complain about the absurd amount of posts that are made and then make more posts complaining about said posts
If you haven't noticed we are kind of strange...
I DISAGREE! THIS MEANS WAR!
Matrixulated
*points at the posts left at my mining rigs* keep up what you are saying and the potato is gone *glares menacingly*
*loads oggs shotgun and aims it at [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]*oh really??? well i dislike potatoes unless theyre fench fries
Faulknation
FINE!
*arms flailing*
I RESPECT YOUR DECISION YOU DOG!
Faulknation
*piuts shotgun back on my back* very effective isnt it [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation]?
puts*
*puts up a force field around the planet*
*launches a nuke into the posts in space causing a chain reaction of colorful explosions*
I'M SAFE! NOW I CAN DISAGREE WITH YOU FALKNATION!
very effective indeed
I disagree!
*aims oggs shotgun at [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] again*
Matrixulated
do I need to regret my decision to not blow up the massive potato
I'll regrow!
They're all gone! MUAHAHAHA! You can't threaten me anymore!
Matrixulated
*places a very large post*
this would destroy so much...dare to try me
*giant afterburner engines emerge from the surface of Planet Potatogion*
I'M FREE!
*the afterburners push the planet into the deepest part of the universe*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
POSTS ARN'T FOR DESTRUCTION, THEY ARE FOR ART!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
*Shoots spores into the air (following potato)*
*Shoots spores at Alekseandrea*
Faulknation
*instantly places another massive post directly under the potato*
Phytophthora Infestans
*recreationally nukes a post into the ground*
We must place these posts to act as a basis for building something great. Something to Make Spiritus Great Suddenly.
We need to build a fence!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
GTFO!!!
my plan has come into flourishion!
*the tachyon generator at the center of my planet turns on*
*I launch a nuke at the post*
*Planet Potatogion gets sent into a quantum-superposition between time and space*
TRY TO GET ME HERE!
Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by Masylvana.
No.
*Starts building more posts for the Spiritus-everything border*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*pulls planet [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] back to this dimension* stay out of there fool
@Masylvania i will wipe you from existence if you start being like trump *smashes posts*
Like Trump? Oh no, this is but a means of profitting via forcing people to pay us to sell their things here. There's no government to Trump here anyways.
I just want to take a break from this universe!
*burrows back into nothingness*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
still no *aims OGG's shotgun at [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation]
Matrixulated
A shotgun versus a load of international WMD and general arms manufacturing companies? Wouldn't recommend violating the NAP here. The investments made here by Hackler and Kech alone are a worry, let alone the various mercenary groups here.
It's a magic shotgun.
Matrixulated
no its old grumpy grandpas oh and [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation] you have no idea what kind of power i have as well as many weapons.
So's this big red button, it obliterates most things when pressed.
*Inhabits post*
*Colonises potato*
Matrixulated
Here, have a potata as well.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by Phytophthora Infestans.
*My spores become phased out of normal spacetime*
*Now able to cross quantum realities*
DO NOT TOUCH THAT POTATO THATS MY FAVORITE POTATO I MADE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
nukes are nothing. supernova bombs and god are the powerful things here, which i have supernova bombs and i am a god im the god Draconos
GET OFF THAT POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faulknation
*Follows the Potato planet across dimensions, and into the Void, towards Nothingness*
Something tells me we have created a monster, and it inhabits potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!! *shrinks to the size of the infestans and starts destroying them*
Phytophthora Infestans
Why thank you!
*Colonises Potata*
GET OFF OF PLANET [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!!!! I MADE THAT!!!! *still destroying infestans*
Phytophthora Infestans
In the evolutionary process involved in becoming extra-dimensional beings, we have become beings of pure energy, that infest all dimensions, subdimensions, realms, realities, spread across all the subtly different quantum realities in which Spacetime exists, and all frozen singularities aswell - If you do not want us anywhere we can appear to have gone from there, whilst simultaneously still being there, just out of sight, in a state of quantum supposition for the benefit of you the observer - You will never see us again, eventhough we will be everywhere! We will never die or cease to exist, because our energy cannot be destroyed...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Yep, we've created an abomination.
Perhaps we should celebrate by a-bombin' nations?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
you dont want to be made of energy. i feed on energy
Phytophthora Infestans
*Laughs at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], sighs, and shrugs*
Poor foolish Dragon-God! - I let you think we are being destroyed, but we merely disappear from any place that is observed by you, to reappear later - We know this is, and will be, a battle that will last until the End of Time, and the collapse of the Entire Multiverse...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
Post self-deleted by Phytophthora Infestans.
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
What part of the Law of Conservation of Energy do you not understand? You may feed on our energy, but all you would be doing is infesting yourself with our energy - We would by force of will still exist no matter what form that energy took at any given moment, even if it were energy that was temporarily a part of you! - Do you feel dirty yet? - Keep feeding on our energy and you will...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
*erases the creation of the posts from time which allowed them to go onto the planet therefore making them return to normal infestans*
Meh! Sure, whatever!
*Lets you think whatever you want to think is REAL*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZbGSXeWWE
have you not heard that me as a god doesnt care about laws i destroy energy and matter on a whim. ill break the laws of physics if i wish to. and alter time as i wish as well
Phytophthora Infestans
now would you like a potato planet that regenerates every bit taken but musnt be moved or its destroyed? because if you want it you can have it
*silently wonders how the parasite clawed through space and time*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
no idea po. no idea
So where is the latest update on the regional map that [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] was making??
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Back from Vegas, spuddies!
And I must say, what a den of iniquity!
When ObiWan Kenobi told Luke...
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
...he'd obviously never been to Las Vegas!
So, the usual Cavol/Dragon God/E-Peening/RMB-Spamming & Trolling sh*t?
What didn't I miss?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
I DIAGREE!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
JUST WHEN I HAD DUG MYSELF OUT OF THE PILE OF POSTS!!!!
*drowns in posts*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Until you hear otherwise, you can think of [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] as being with me...
*whispers* ...I think I may be getting close to converting him to The Jedi-Zombi Jezus!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Are you in any way related to Tony Blair or George Bush? - No?! - On another totally unrelated subject; I know you are a friend to us,... could I come in and discuss our shared future?
*sticks foot in door*
Have you ever considered a less hostile relationship with our Lord [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]?!
*Licks lips*
*The hordes are restless and ravenous*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
*Resurrects [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sounds like you have become One with the all-pervasive Life-force that permeates all Reality! - The Force is strong with this one!! - Welcome Brother! - Come let us feast together...
*Manifests enough baked Potatoes and Potatas to feed 5000 "nations"*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I would like to hear more on this too!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, it lost a lot of hair through the stress, required constant attention, having to pampered and stroked repeatedly, and ofcourse it was given a bowl of cream daily, to make it feel better...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Goes to have a lie down*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOOooOOOooo!!! WHERE THE F*CK IS [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[spoiler=✉📦Special Delivery!🎁🛍]💥KABLAAM!!🔫
*Killer point-blank headshot*[/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He's a zombie, they grow back
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He'll take about 3 days to do it though.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
BOOM!
Haaaaah Haah Hahhhhh!
Raaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!
Do it again!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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