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Region: Spiritus
whos being killed?
All the people of [nation=short]Parrona[/nation].
in one fell swoop or one at a time?
Small groups at a time. Preferably in "Deep Attention Camps".
Empire Democratique Francais
deep? *giant pits appear in the lands of [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]*
Faulknation
... I'm just looking down from the bridge windows on my Retribution class Battleship and I gotta ask:
What on Holy Terra is goin' on, Spiritus? :P
Matrixulated, Faulknation
*bored and wants destruction then looks up and sees the ship* hmmm i think ill make some fireworks *charges energy* Kami no ryū no kantai kantai kuchiku-kan!!! *lets loose a giant blast towards the fleet*
Faulknation
for a minute I thought you where about to bring out some DBZ right there
Culveria
close but not quite. but thanks for the reminder of that attack
Faulknation
Heh. They're with more than you are. They'll probably decide to remove your godly powers, or reduce them at the least.
NO GOD SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HARM POTATOES IN ANY WAY!!!
:)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
this place is a place of potato eaters. the ones that worship potatoes eat them as well. the potatoes want to be eaten. theres only one potato god and thats potato jesus and he says people should eat potatoes for they give there lives for humans. in case you didnt know. when i destroyed it i turned it to mashed potatoes. and potato jesus cant touch me. no one can touch my godly powers nor equal them
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], gods do whatever the fudge we want
HOLY GUACAMOLE
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
shut it [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] theirs a lot of posts i know. be quiet
The Salaxalans
*looks around* did i accidentally kill everyone?
Matrixulated
Yes. Most of the potato lovers, by saying the words we all know, and yet deny.
I have only one hope left...
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]! Can you brainwash [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] so that he won't ruin our holy starch for us?
(:
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
no one can brainwash me my knowledge sealed in a way none can touch it. also im cursed never to forget anything
SOMEONE SUMMARISE WHAT HAPPENED RECENTLY.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Faulknation
*thanks a potato before starting to eat it* oh and its Draconos
i protected your lawn gramps *hands gramps his shotgun*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa
*the shotgun in pristine condition*
The Grumpy Grandpa
You're back! Now I can finally threaten your lawn in peace!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California
Uh... Lots of posts. And zombies. And stuff. Hi! :P *steps on Grandpa's lawn*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea
*LOOKS AT SHOTGUN*
*HANDS A DOLLAR*
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation
I give in!........I will stop!
Culveria, how about you don't share the forbidden knowledge with anyone except Faulknation.
Revolution against the cabbageworms! Kurwa!
Cyrtes
Alas, sadly for everyone, you forgot to kill yourself . . .
RMB nightmare of epic-spam-spaghetti-monster & trollzillas.
Ahhhhh, normal service restored.
Also, OGG, I am soooo relieved that you escaped the clutches of [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation]. . .
Not this time, JayZeeJay, not this time!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The king is dead!........................................long live the new king!
Edward IV, the brother of Jason VIII and grandson of Catherine XIV, is now king.
JZJ will be back.
He's old, not obsolete.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
JZJ is obsolete, to Culveria, the cursed realms, the fallen empires, the unbidden, the mechanical collective, the scourge and the awakened realms.
Matrixulated
...
You do realise he's a reality warper AND a walking self-replicating biohazard, who could easily threaten the world if he wanted to?
And he's a jedi.
What do those other guys have?
A better "I win."-button?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Edward IV is actually a Sith.his brother, a Jedi, how ironic.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
We have,the dark side, cure missiles, paradoxes, other gods, Satan............not sure about him, technology, other realities and blasphemy!
Alekseandrea
[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] i cannot die i am an immortal god i cant die even if i tried idiot.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
and believe me ive tried
I hereby declare BS on Culveria and Parrona.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Faulknation
Mistakes!
*puts the barrel of OGGs shotgun in my mouth and pulls the trigger* ................. *tosses shotgun back to OGG and spits out the slugshot*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*polishes and cleans shotgun again*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
i have respect for the old man
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
and his choice in weaponry
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
also he gave me a dollar *has the dragons greed instincts*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Excommunication for Audriany!
How is a puny community going to match an interstellar republic........................give us Cavol!
Culveria, 125 ducats for the destruction of this heretic!
Opposition Propaganda against Parrona!
How is a destroyed and divided community going to face the mechanical might of Audriany?
Culveria,500 golds for the annihilation of this neantherland!
hmmm *thinking and waits watching* what if i give you both extreme power and whoever is defeated pays 500 and he who wins pays half? hmmm? good deal?
1200 ducats!
National Unity:98%
Thanks Audriany, thanks to you, nationalism unites Parrona.
Audriany insulted Culveria, yet Audriany is bribing Culveria.
both of you have insulted me.
At least I didn't shove the insult directly into your ears!
well never mind it what do you two say to the deal?
Exile me on an island far away from Parrona.Sounds good?
How did I even insult you,really?
not sure but apparently you did
We will come after you, not just parliament and the royal family, the whole of Parrona.
The hussars and peacekeepers have taken Cavol.
The new Cavolian government declares Cavol an independent city-state.
you both give me an idea *picks up the entirety of parrona in one hand and the entirety of audriany in my other hand and places you two the furthest possible apart on earth* now no going after each other okay?
I DID NOT WANT YOU (COUGH) TO PUT ME ON ANTARCTICA (COUGH COUGH) IDIII (dies.)
Faulknation
i didnt. i put you on one line of capricorn or whatever and parrona on the other
...you didnt u stupic nongeophisaic mobubhees...
*snatches Cavol from Audriany*
(snatches it back,then drops it,picks it up,drops it,falls to the ground on it.)
*Reads the Edict of Fire *
A volcanic crater forms under Cavol, before erupting, destroying Cavol.
Ay caramba.
*picks up quill and rewrites the Edict of Fire*
Every time I leave for anything longer than half day I have to play catch up. Some pretty big things happened. First OGG came back, then another war broke out...sorta. Anyways, I think I'm gonna play a third party in the war and help whoever I feel like (I take bribes) and I think we need a proper welcome back for the man, the myth, the legend, OGG.
The Grumpy Grandpa
1,000,000 ducats.
that's a pretty solid bribe...OK, for now I am on your side. I will assist you when you want my help. For now though, these should suffice *sends three books of forbidden knowledge* normally these would be impossible to touch, so I put a book cover on them. I don't know why it was that easy but it was.
hmmmmm *takes one million of audrianys and parronas currency and blasts each of there capitals* there you go you two. finish this however you want ill just be going *disappears to my horde with the money*
What are the motivations and goals of each country, and why are they at war?
they hate each other some reason
*reappeared without the money*
You sure ran out of patience quick huh... Well, anyways I thought this might happen. [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] one of those books that I sent you contains the ability to instantly manifest anything. You can replace your capital and all of your money with it, but as you would expect it places a massive burden on the caster when used. So use it carefully first, then you can move to bigger things.
The library is open to you, friend.
It is full of forbidden knowledge, don't let Audriany enter.
3,000,000 ducats for the 3 books.
Yes,solid bribes win wars.
Na, an edict will do, although I will drain myself like this.
*shrugs*
Kurwa!
Alright then. *cracks knuckles and neck* I'm ready to go on your call. I also open my library of all past knowledge. It contains all knowledge written down in the past. One warning though, the books that have the history of spells and such won't work because they weren't made with specific magic. All those books do is tell you about them, and if you know how, where to find them.
*Restores capital* long live the king!
Faulknation
*reading the books with gloves on* i just now thought of this.
Post self-deleted by Faulknation.
We go against the heretic today, charge!
I just put covers on them.
Culveria, the library is open for a select few, and you are one of them.
i find gloves more fun *has forbidden gloves of the dragons greed on*
Faulknation
Alright! *loads half of [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] 's army on my back and drops them all in the new capital* This will probably be over quickly...
thank you parrona *touches a plant with the gloves turning it to emerald* that is my thanks
Those gloves seem pretty dangerous if you think about it...
We have taken a major city! Faulknation, for every city you occupy I will give 5 million ducats.
when i will it the gloves turn what i touch into something precious depending on the color. im not turning the books though that would be disrespectful of them
Yes, they are made of paper, and they like it that way.
what about me if i help? *grows to a size that makes the apple dwarfed to apple size to me*
(earth not apple. the earth is the size of an apple to me i mean)
BULLSHIT. *HANDS A DOLLAR*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Parrona
FFA, every Audriany city is 5 million ducats.
hmmm sounds nice *proceeds gently tapping audriany cities turning to precious metal and stone and gems along with the living things there turning as well*
What's wrong with cabbageworms? They're innocent!
*starts herding a group of cabbageworms away from Parrona*
They don't harm potatoes.
Alekseandrea
*shrinks to normal and picks up a cabbageworm and pets it* how cute *puts on a glove of cursed mutation and gently taps it making it grow huge and deadly and ferocious and keeps tapping more of them and sending them to Audriany to attack*
Cyrtes, Faulknation
We are busy with Audriany, and I was just joking.
Cyrtes
You are a little late [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] *points to the east where there is only ghost towns left* I cleared nearly half the nation with your troops. I lost count on the amount of cities taken. So how should we deal with this.
hmmm. *makes the mutant monster cabbageworms docile and cute but still giant and strong* start mining the precious gems, stone, and metal and use them to carry it
We divide Audriany, according to contribution.
*puts away magical gloves back into my horde and gets out normal gloves and continues reading the forbidden knowledge books*
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