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I agree, that would be fun! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Millidari Democratic Council

Matrixulated wrote:OMG!

Call a Doctor!

[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] has been infected with Delusional Idioticus Culverianitis! (DIC)

Also known as 'Spammers Syndrome' or just 'Syntax Diarrhea', it can be devastating but rarely terminal.

Get well soon, [nation=short]Audriany[/nation]!

M.

You don't need a medic for diarrhea...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council

Nice Culveria easter egg you added there, M.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council

Virgils Virtuals wrote:Now I might be alone in this, but I think it would be really great if once in a while you had a choice to execute one of the advisers who gives you an option on an issue. Someone says "Baby seal hunting should not only be legalized, it should be our national pastime! And while we're at it, why don't we dump our oil reserves in the sea and just burn down the whole environment!" and then you just chop their head off.

Yes, those horrible advisers...

Dumping oil reserves that could be used to fuel the industry is just plain wrong.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Audriany wrote:Nice Culveria easter egg you added there, M.

* toothy grin! *

M.

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:OMG!

Call a Doctor!

[nation=short]Audriany[/nation] has been infected with Delusional Idioticus Culverianitis! (DIC)

Also known as 'Spammers Syndrome' or just 'Syntax Diarrhea', it can be devastating but rarely terminal.

Get well soon, [nation=short]Audriany[/nation]!

M.

An understatement, you do not know what it can do to a...a...

Matrixulated

I have no particular comments on the posts.

I just think that he comment about raining potatoes is co—AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!

*gets crushed by a giant potato the size of a neutron star*

Matrixulated, Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:I have no particular comments on the posts.

I just think that he comment about raining potatoes is co—AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!

*gets crushed by a giant potato the size of a neutron star*

*calls the hive to feast on the enormous potato*

KREEEEEE!!!

Matrixulated, Flying Spudghetti Monster

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*calls the hive to feast on the enormous potato*

KREEEEEE!!!

Thank you!

Matrixulated

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Anyone have a fun crazy wonderful poll idea? I'm trying to get ahead this time.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

WHAT.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic

Do ya like jazz?

Matrixulated, Statens

Roxbourg wrote:Do ya like jazz?

When I hear jazz, it's like I see trees of green and red roses, too.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

I come back from this weekend to [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] needing a doctor and [nation=short]Roxbourg[/nation] quoting the amazing and wonderful Bee Movie. This is why I love Spiritus 😂

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

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The Prince's Treason

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In an effort to negotiate for his life, Prince Dylan CX I has stabbed the Queen of Parrona, well loved by the people, her death will shatter any morale left in the defending forces on Parron, and the capitulation of the Parron Republic will follow.

The Parron Republic wrote:The Prince's Treason

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In an effort to negotiate for his life, Prince Dylan CX I has stabbed the Queen of Parrona, well loved by the people, her death will shatter any morale left in the defending forces on Parron, and the capitulation of the Parron Republic will follow.

It is hotly debated whether her last words were "Et tu, CX","Let them eat cake!", "Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die.", "Murder!" or "To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.".

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hi everyone! I'm new here :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Alekseandrea wrote:It is hotly debated whether her last words were "Et tu, CX","Let them eat cake!", "Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die.", "Murder!" or "To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.".

According to rumors, her last words were, "you are willing to kill your aunt, for your own gain? You selfish, ungra..."

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

"When clean air to breath is something one has to be a radical thinker to fight for, your nation has already gone to the dogs"- Vivan proverb of the tribal elders

The Parron Republic wrote:According to rumors, her last words were, "you are willing to kill your aunt, for your own gain? You selfish, ungra..."

Well, I can't help feeling that those last words are a waste of potential.

No cryptic remark, no ominous cursing the killer, no references and it's completely unmemorable.

What happened to the days when royalty could monologue 10 minutes before actually dying?

It must be caused by all the inbreeding.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, I can't help feeling that those last words are a waste of potential.

No cryptic remark, no ominous cursing the killer, no references and it's completely unmemorable.

What happened to the days when royalty could monologue 10 minutes before actually dying?

It must be caused by all the inbreeding.

Rumors...rumors...enemy propaganda...Culveria... Culveria... Culveria... Culvrejsjdnd... Nfnrhhcbdndhcbddbcc... Hdbdbdbbxbdbdhfhdbfbfn... We are the blorg, hugs are mandatory... Jdjdjdndjdhdhdhfhdhdhxhdhdhdhcbxjfjxjchdhxjd... I...love...you...hfhehdhhshdhdhdb...spam...spam...spam! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Sipila Land wrote:Hi everyone! I'm new here :D

A warm welcome to spiritus!

Here!

Have your complementary potato!

*Hands you a potato the size of a garage*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Salaxalans wrote:Anyone have a fun crazy wonderful poll idea? I'm trying to get ahead this time.

Hmmmmm...

How about

"What is the best mode of transport"

Teleportation

Flying pirate ships

Potato car

Cannon

Bending reality so that the location comes to you

Farting

Flying tomato saucer

Etc if you have any other ideas.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Audriany, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:Hmmmmm...

How about

"What is the best mode of transport"

Teleportation

Flying pirate ships

Potato car

Cannon

Bending reality so that the location comes to you

Farting

Flying tomato saucer

Etc if you have any other ideas.

Jump Drives!

If you know how to properly seal the rift after "the jump", you will be completely fine, if not...forget I said that, alright?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Hmmmmm...

How about

"What is the best mode of transport"

Teleportation

Flying pirate ships

Potato car

Cannon

Bending reality so that the location comes to you

Farting

Flying tomato saucer

Etc if you have any other ideas.

Krrrrrr

(Flying and ripping through the dimensions with acid)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Jump Drives!

If you know how to properly seal the rift after "the jump", you will be completely fine, if not...forget I said that, alright?

Hmmmm...

*tears the fabric of the universe*

I seem to have forgotten how to fix this.

Hmmm....

*shoves parron into the rift*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:Hmmmm...

*tears the fabric of the universe*

I seem to have forgotten how to fix this.

Hmmm....

*shoves parron into the rift*

*gasps* Godmodding...Cul...Cu...veria...gah!

Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:*gasps* Godmodding...Cul...Cu...veria...gah!

Culveria isn't even here.

*repeatedly pokes parron in the face until he falls in.*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:*gasps* Godmodding...Cul...Cu...veria...gah!

Itrosomia wrote:Culveria isn't even here.

*repeatedly pokes parron in the face until he falls in.*

now im here

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

You know, there are two types of jackets. Ones that are reversible, and ones that are reversible but they look really stupid and they are really hard to zip up.

Itrosomia wrote:You know, there are two types of jackets. Ones that are reversible, and ones that are reversible but they look really stupid and they are really hard to zip up.

There are three types of people. People who can count and people who can't.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:There are three types of people. People who can count and people who can't.

oh dear goodness that pun

Sons Of Culveria wrote:oh dear goodness that pun

What? It's not a joke.

Itrosomia wrote:What? It's not a joke.

it isnt?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:it isnt?

I don't see what is wrong with it.

Itrosomia wrote:I don't see what is wrong with it.

alright

Sons Of Culveria wrote:now im here

Seven hells! He's...her...her...here! Sjndhdhbzbdbdbdbxbdbxbxb Iron Throne djdbddbdbd d Xbox dcbcbddbcbdbbsbsbxbdbfbdndndndnfjcjcjfejd dhdbdbdbdbdhffnfjdjrnfncjd Blorg! Hugs are mandatory! Hdbdbdbdbxbchfjsodjfjwndjdkwkdndkcksjxjfjcjfdks the Emperor protects! Djxbfbxnzncjcjdnsnxbxdbdhxhdshhskaksksksskx Sigmar! Bdbdndnxncjdjssuxjssjscjssjxdnsnxcjdndcjfncj Prussian Space Marines! Dgdhsbajxnsbsjdjsjdjdjsnsjxjfjwwkdkdkedkfkejdfjjrjedjjdensjdjej jxhxhdhshdhdhshdhdh Winterfell! Djdbxbsnsxnsnsbxbsnsbcndnsdbxb Hey Culveria, your mother's a hamster and your father reeks of elderberry! Pffffffffffffffffffft.hdbsbddbxbsbsbshhxsbsbxbsnsnxnsnsnxnsnansnbbdchdhdhcjfnebfbdhhwnwsnjdjd

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Seven hells! He's...her...her...here! Sjndhdhbzbdbdbdbxbdbxbxb Iron Throne djdbddbdbd d Xbox dcbcbddbcbdbbsbsbxbdbfbdndndndnfjcjcjfejd dhdbdbdbdbdhffnfjdjrnfncjd Blorg! Hugs are mandatory! Hdbdbdbdbxbchfjsodjfjwndjdkwkdndkcksjxjfjcjfdks the Emperor protects! Djxbfbxnzncjcjdnsnxbxdbdhxhdshhskaksksksskx Sigmar! Bdbdndnxncjdjssuxjssjscjssjxdnsnxcjdndcjfncj Prussian Space Marines! Dgdhsbajxnsbsjdjsjdjdjsnsjxjfjwwkdkdkedkfkejdfjjrjedjjdensjdjej jxhxhdhshdhdhshdhdh Winterfell! Djdbxbsnsxnsnsbxbsnsbcndnsdbxb Hey Culveria, your mother's a hamster and your father reeks of elderberry! Pffffffffffffffffffft.hdbsbddbxbsbsbshhxsbsbxbsnsnxnsnsnxnsnansnbbdchdhdhcjfnebfbdhhwnwsnjdjd

Just gonna put this away *takes post and puts into post storage*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:Mindless jibber jabber

Shut up parron, you'll never be the man your mother is.

I know I already used that but it still works.

Itrosomia wrote:Shut up parron, you'll never be the man your mother is.

I know I already used that but it still works.

Hypervracs malfunctioning...

DMR05 on overdrive...

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The Parron Republic wrote:Hypervracs malfunctioning...

DMR05 on overdrive...

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Do I need to stuff you in a rift again?

Itrosomia wrote:Do I need to stuff you in a rift again?

Am I role-playing?

Short answer, no.

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Am I role-playing?

Short answer, no.

Waaaaat?

Itrosomia wrote:Waaaaat?

Mrglglglglglglglglglglglglgllglglglglgglgllglglglglglgl.

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Mrglglglglglglglglglglglglgllglglglglgglgllglglglglglgl.

wait... is [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] your puppet???

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wait... is [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] your puppet???

I don't think so but it could be since I don't see him post that often.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wait... is [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] your puppet???

Nah, to think that I will actually come up with that name!

The person controlling Mrglglglgland is really creative.

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:Nah, to think that I will actually come up with that name!

The person controlling Mrglglglgland is really creative.

what?

Hey, who is online now?

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, who is online now?

KREEEEEE!!!

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, who is online now?

i am

what do you guys think of my new primary banner?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what do you guys think of my new primary banner?

Nice

Itrosomia wrote:Nice

you know what it is right?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you know what it is right?

A blender class dragon.

Itrosomia wrote:A blender class dragon.

no, the banner not the flag, my banner is a savage deviljho

Alan Can wrote:hi

*starts eating his toes to test his strength*

KREEEEEE!!!

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*starts eating his toes to test his strength*

KREEEEEE!!!

oy! thats impolite, you eat there fingers to test there strength

Sons Of Culveria wrote:oy! thats impolite, you eat there fingers to test there strength

*starts eating Alan can's fingers*

*finishes off Alan can's fingers*

*starts eating Alan Can's arms*

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*finishes off Alan can's fingers*

*starts eating Alan Can's arms*

dear goodness he may be consumed soon

*Kicks Xenoblood in the face

Alan Can wrote:noooooo

alright hes responding stop xenobloods

*finishes off Alan can's arms*

*starts eating Alan can's feet*

Alan Can wrote:*Kicks Xenoblood in the face

its not a single creature, its millions, and dont provoke them

Alan Can wrote:*Kicks Xenoblood in the face

*Spits acid at Alan cans foot*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright hes responding stop xenobloods

*stops eating Alan can leaving him with no arms and hideously disfigured*

KREEEEEE!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:its not a single creature, its millions, and dont provoke them

Klick krrr

(Way more than that. Like that to the power of 2937)

Alan Can wrote:*Kicks Xenoblood in the face

alrightie fixing you is going to be painful *dragon symbiotes come from the ground attaching to him where its needed replacing his arms and whatever was eaten with draconic features*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alrightie fixing you is going to be painful *dragon symbiotes come from the ground attaching to him where its needed replacing his arms and whatever was eaten with draconic features*

*adds a potato because potatoes make everything better*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:*adds a potato because potatoes make everything better*

*smashes potato* NO

Hey, do you think this new flag is better than my old one?

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, do you think this new flag is better than my old one?

Any opinions?

Please reply as soon as you see this.

Your feedback is important.

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Ummmmmm...

Anyone else notice that [nation=short]KREEEEEEEE[/nation]

Just moved here?

Are you Xenoblood's puppet?

Or are you someone knocking Xenoblood?

Kreeeeeeee wrote:Im alan can

So this is a revenge nation then.

Kreeeeeeee wrote:Im alan can

KREEEEEE

*calls the swarm to obliterate Alan can*

Itrosomia wrote:So this is a revenge nation then.

is that a friggin fire breathing walrus?!?!

Is the Tspamnami over?

Is it safe to come back to the RMB?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

It's never safe D:

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Well, I'm leaving work now and I hope the carnage has abated for today.

I said, "abated" Master Walrus, look it up!

Thanks for the grim tip, Tim.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Greetings?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Hi! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:Hi! :P

Alorn wrote:Greetings?

I too like greeting others!

Hello!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

So how do I join the roleplaying?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Well, I'm leaving work now and I hope the carnage has abated for today.

I said, "abated" Master Walrus, look it up!

Thanks for the grim tip, Tim.

M.

Hurrah hurrah!

The Spammers are gone!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alorn wrote:So how do I join the roleplaying?

What roleplaying?

Just post something of dubious quality to, you know, start posting.

The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:What roleplaying?

Just post something of dubious quality to, you know, start posting.

It doesn't need to be genuine, or of intellectual value either.

It can be totally crap. Or faaaaake!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Alorn wrote:So how do I join the roleplaying?

Role-playing? Oh, you meant that sorry excuse of a conversation, accompanied by horrible English and Spam...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

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