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Lorrux wrote:True. I'm athiest yet I'm not THAT athiest that hates all religious people. I also have a strong belief that all religions came from one general principle and they all "evolved" from that point. Even though I'm an athiest, I find the study of religion quite interesting, because I find it cool how someone's religion can affect their actions in both negative and positive ways, for example the cases of ISIS and the cases of the Monks. It's really interesting :D

True. I have always found theology interesting, and since I began researching it more and more on my own, I've found that my religious beliefs were something I had never even heard of.

Matrixulated

Hey everyone.

Matrixulated

Asmovia wrote:That's...impressive. Are the rules just not enforced very well?

Oh, I was just being a.. *swish* *swish* Ebenezer! Finally, a smoothie... Did you get rotten flesh in it? *picks out a glop of stringy flesh* *shrugs* *drinks through straw* hmmmm

So where was I? Oh yes... Dodging the question. Whats that?! *points*

*runs away with ebenezer*

*swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish*

Matrixulated

so apparently somebody reported my comment about me legalizing cloning. I don't know how it was offensive and all that, but please nobody report me, I haven't done anything

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phonexia, Jellal, South Antawasi, Alekseandrea, Purple Reign

Thanks for the hospitality! Bye-bye! *tips hat, vanishes*

Matrixulated

I love you all. <3

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Sol Heathcliff, Kautas, Catgirls

Catgirls wrote:Well technically speaking... we... um, we come from the same neanderthal branch as humans, then... well, things happened.

Things happened...

Did it by any chance involve a contract, 20 liters of blood, a half-eaten tuna, milk, some stray cats, radioactive material, an altered retrovirus, ancient markings and a particle accelerator?

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catgirls

We lost another musician~Dan Hicks, of, among others, Dan Hicks and his Hit Licks. Another founder of the 'San Francisco Sound'. Age 74, cancer. RIP...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Did it by any chance involve a contract, 20 liters of blood, a half-eaten tuna, milk, some stray cats, radioactive material, an altered retrovirus, ancient markings and a particle accelerator?

You, kind sir, have played too many vidya games :3

It was way more banal. A mad scientist playing with genes on a forgotten planet, captured by some interstellar confederation before he could finish his work, leaving his creations fending for themselves on that hostile world. Some generations later, those creatures found the old spaceship of that scientist, and pressed some buttons, then... *boop* soflty crash-landed on Earth!

Nah, nah, nyaah~ You can't trust those stories you found on the Catgirl Internet!

It's just natural evolution and natural selection, for sure. Not that we found any evidence.

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Dan Hicks [...] RIP

:c Didn't know him before today; music's cool; rip

I just had to play Omikron again when David Bowie died;; (the feels~)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:You, kind sir, have played too many vidya games :3

It was way more banal. A mad scientist playing with genes on a forgotten planet, captured by some interstellar confederation before he could finish his work, leaving his creations fending for themselves on that hostile world. Some generations later, those creatures found the old spaceship of that scientist, and pressed some buttons, then... *boop* soflty crash-landed on Earth!

Nah, nah, nyaah~ You can't trust those stories you found on the Catgirl Internet!

It's just natural evolution and natural selection, for sure. Not that we found any evidence.

They are not called video games, they're called interactive art. Unless it's a Bethesda game.

In that case it's unfinished interactive art.

Matrixulated, Phonexia, Jellal, Kautas, Catgirls

Post self-deleted by Arcane Hermetic Orders.

My fellow lovers of freedom, i humbly request assistance in taking control back of The Waters Of Lethe which was just savaged by DEN. If anyone can come, make me delegate, i will restore the region and be forever indebted. Peace and blessings.

Hey guys sorry I haven't been as active school has been biting me in the butt lately, as I'm trying to get a scholarship so I can go to college for free but I promise I'll be more active soon

Matrixulated

*heavy breathing through respirator*

I find the lack of polls I can answer with more than 'huh' disturbing.

*heavy breathing through respirator*

*force chokes Salaxalans*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Well if it helps, my answer was "Huh?" as well. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Well if it helps, my answer was "Huh?" as well. :P

Apology accepted.

(A true star wars fan knows what happens after this line...)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jezus Christ is worshipped as a god...

- Well it was bound to happen!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Catgirls

Alekseandrea wrote:*heavy breathing through respirator*

I find the lack of polls I can answer with more than 'huh' disturbing.

*heavy breathing through respirator*

*force chokes Salaxalans*

https://youtu.be/lbltJ70Zzx8

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

[B]The Regional Map has been updated:[/B]

http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11210951/1/

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Catgirls

Greetings! I am Lord Hutton, he above all. I wish to inform you you will likely be permanently blessed with my presence, a I will likely move my Holy dominion here.

All Praise Lord Hutton

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Catgirls

My will has been carried out.

Praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Nice place you got here!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Cathorcea wrote:Nice place you got here!

You can that me, Lord of all, for that.

Praise be

Matrixulated

We already have God, The Spirit, our founder who we thank for this place. You can however be A god, I suppose.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Asmovia wrote:We already have God, The Spirit, our founder who we thank for this place. You can however be A god, I suppose.

All shall bow to me for I AM LORD ABOVE ALL

Praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Our Lord Hutton wrote:All shall bow to me for I AM LORD ABOVE ALL

Praise be

Prove it

Matrixulated

Asmovia wrote:Prove it

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=our_lord_hutton/detail=factbook/id=557726

Praise be

Matrixulated

Our Lord Hutton wrote:All shall bow to me for I AM LORD ABOVE ALL Praise be

Meh. A god without cat ears can't be a real god in the eyes of our people.

*bows* oops, old reflex. What's your specialty ? Can you even magic ?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Madaloria.

Hutton seriously I will bye your account for money

Matrixulated

Catgirls wrote:Meh. A god without cat ears can't be a real god in the eyes of our people.

*bows* oops, old reflex. What's your specialty ? Can you even magic ?

I can speak to dolphins. Also I do not defecate. Cat ears would be a detriment compared to the glory of Hutton!

Praise be

Matrixulated, Catgirls

Already worship a great blue ox, named 'Babe', don't need another, thanx...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Already worship a great blue ox, named 'Babe', don't need another, thanx...

I am the blue ox. I pay women to call me babe, that's where the name comes from.

Praise be

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Your godness is no match for the power of Science!

And my nuclear arsenal.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Our Lord Hutton wrote:I can speak to dolphins.

Neat ! Our dolphins speak mostly to Sandcats, but I'm sure they can speak to gods too~

You should come visit some day !

*bows due to the unconsciously irradiating contagious will of non-cat god*

Matrixulated

Our Lord Hutton wrote:I am the blue ox. I pay women to call me babe, that's where the name comes from.

Praise be

Not even close~'Babe' is female. So are you claiming to be a cross-dresser or are you a closet lesbian? Great minds would like to know...

The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Purple Reign

Alekseandrea wrote:Your godness is no match for the power of Science!

And my nuclear arsenal.

War

Catgirls wrote:Neat ! Our dolphins speak mostly to Sandcats, but I'm sure they can speak to gods too~

You should come visit some day !

*bows due to the unconsciously irradiating contagious will of non-cat god*

Consider it done

Praise be

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:The power of Science

and my nuclear arsenal are no match for your godness!

Praise be

Matrixulated

I'm horrified.

If you're going to falsify a statement,

Do it the proper way: practically undetectable.

People can read my opinion in the post above your last one, my dear 'lord' Hutton.

Which was also one of your own posts.

Is a bit of competence really too much to ask for?

If it's worth doing,

it's worth of being properly done.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Asmovia wrote:We already have God, The Spirit, our founder who we thank for this place. You can however be A god, I suppose.

There's room here for all sorts of Gods and Demigods - Proof of this fact is how many are already here!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton

Our Lord Hutton wrote:All shall bow to me for I AM LORD ABOVE ALL

Praise be

Um... No, I mean, as my National motto states; "Thou Art Not My Father!"

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Our Lord Hutton wrote:. .

pay women to call me babe . . .

Praise be

Oh good Lord!

No pun intended.

Too many demigods and too many basket cases claiming Godhood.

Why would the (self-acclaimed) 'all-powerful' creator need to pay women for anything ??? Ever ???

O_o

I claim shenanigans and bullsh|tz!!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Why would the (self-acclaimed) 'all-powerful' creator need to pay women for anything ??? Ever ???

He must be kind enough to offer them a salary! When there are so many gods, it needs a lot of "convincing" to praise a god instead of another :3

Pantheons are the best~ if there are too many gods, just let 'em fight against each other, and there will be less divinities to praise afterwards~ >:3

Why praise the weakest ones anyway, right ? God catfight !! Yay ! We made Nekollywood movies about all of them, with low budget !

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton

Matrixulated wrote:Why would the (self-acclaimed) 'all-powerful' creator need to pay women for anything ??? Ever ???

I am a generous overlord

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Our Lord Hutton wrote:I am a generous overlord

I'm always suspicious of self-proclaimed 'generosity' and 'over-lordship', makes me wonder what else He's lying about...

I agree with Matrixulated~ shenanigans and bullsh|tz!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:I'm always suspicious of self-proclaimed 'generosity' and 'over-lordship', makes me wonder what else He's lying about...

I agree with Matrixulated~ shenanigans and bullsh|tz!!!

war

praise be

Matrixulated

Our Lord Hutton wrote:war

praise be

So much for 'over-lordship' if He has to stoop to war, a 'G*d' should have been able o convince me by sheer force of personality, something else I also observe to be lacking here...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

All the talk abput gods . The only thing to worship is the majestic sun.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Meanwhile in our friendly Catgirls nation...

"the police recently used a main battle tank to stop a robbery in downtown Catgirls City"

http://www.superbwallpapers.com/anime/small-blonde-girl-in-a-tank-40043/

Well happiness is sometimes just a tank away. But we kindly requested that Nekomimi policewoman to stop bringing her tank at work and use it only at home.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Hello everyone.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Kautas wrote:All the talk abput gods . The only thing to worship is the majestic sun.

Why not worship the people who build the sun...you know...me?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sol Heathcliff wrote:Why not worship the people who build the sun...you know...me?

I am the sun

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Vellis-Barca wrote:Hello everyone.

Hello!

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

The amount of theistic megalomaniacs on this forum seems to have grown exponentially.

I suggest extermination to prevent them from reaching critical mass.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Welcome, [nation=short]Vellis-Barca[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

Woot! Got Factbook started on first try. I have zero technical skills. Am I on the right track? I have a lot more I want to add. Baby steps.

Matrixulated

still

i don't understand what is happening

someone refresh me

pls

Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:still

i don't understand what is happening

someone refresh me

pls

What don't you understand? Be more specific. =P

Matrixulated

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:still

i don't understand what is happening

someone refresh me

pls

Rebooting Holy Empire of Central Europe...

Alekseandrea wrote:The amount of theistic megalomaniacs on this forum seems to have grown exponentially.

I suggest extermination to prevent them from reaching critical mass.

Sounds like a plan to me...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:So much for 'over-lordship' if He has to stoop to war, a 'G*d' should have been able o convince me by sheer force of personality, something else I also observe to be lacking here...

The UnOrthodox Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a peace-loving, peacekeeping nation, led by the the hippie eco-socialist ideals of Our Great Glorious and Supremely Devine Leader; Jezus Christ - You may notice we never declare war; I mean sure sometimes some of our church leaders, followers, "diplomats", "pilgrims", and proselytizing evangelists occasionally stumble across borders, in the pursuit of converts and irresistible munchies, but it's not War; we just looking to spread the Word, Peace and Love (and all that); perhaps searching for a kindly face...

...to rip off and eat.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Our Lord Hutton wrote:I am the sun

Praise be

Well, I'm the Sun and the Son (get it?!)

Matrixulated, Our Lord Hutton

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:...Sounds like a plan to me...
It'll never work though! 😂

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:

. . . if there are too many gods, just let 'em fight against each other, and there will be less divinities to praise afterwards . . .

. . . God catfight !! Yay !

Oh yeah!!

My money is on JayZeeJay.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:It'll never work though! 😂

Worth a try, and it shouldn't cost too much...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Vellis-Barca wrote:Hello everyone.

Asmovia wrote:Hello!

Welcome to Spiritus, both!

Hello.

M

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

my economy is sooo high

that i fell that i will have a economical crisis

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:The amount of theistic megalomaniacs on this forum seems to have grown exponentially.

I suggest extermination of myself to save room for their immense holyness.

This notion has my wholehearted holy blessing.

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Our Lord Hutton wrote:This notion has my wholehearted holy blessing.

Praise be

See, this theistic megalomaniac is even incapable of properly quoting people.

Imagine the horror if there are more of them.

Stealing our bandwidth.

Polluting our message boards.

Infecting others with flawed concepts.

We must act now!

Before it's too late...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Matrixulated wrote:Oh yeah!!

My money is on JayZeeJay.

M.

I thank you kindly for your support!

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Worth a try, and it shouldn't cost too much...

Well, I would lend the support of my peacekeeping forces, if I were not surely part of the problem that you wish to purge - I mean it would be impossible for you to wipe us out, but it would be nice to see us on more friendly terms aswell - Diplomacy here is key; extermination can never be complete and total - Look at the last zombie apocalypse last Halloween; yes I was in a different region at the time, and they tried to wipe me out, but I'm still here! - I'd like to hear you support that continued existance.

Alekseandrea wrote:See, this theistic megalomaniac is even incapable of properly quoting people.

Imagine the horror if there are more of them.

Stealing our bandwidth.

Polluting our message boards.

Infecting others with flawed concepts.

We must act now!

Before it's too late...

Perhaps a "Coalition of the Willing" against the "Axis of Evil"?!

N.B. I'd be part of the former, and not the latter...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:See, this theistic megalomaniac is even capable of properly quoting people.

Imagine the glory if there are more of them.

Amalgamating our bandwidth.

Blessing our message boards.

Infecting others with 100% the truth.

We must act now!

Before it's too late...

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Theistic megalomaniac is even invading the issues now. Just discovered an ancient temple in my lands and discovered I have a cult I hadn't foreseen~the Cult of the Undead Squirrel (Squirrel being my national animal). Probably a side effect of a minor infection from the Jedi-Zombi-Jezus. Those folks will be exiled ASAP!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:[...] I have a cult I hadn't foreseen~the Cult of the Undead Squirrel (Squirrel being my national animal). [...] Those folks will be exiled ASAP!

Hey if you suddenly find hundreds of undead squirrels, we're buying! Our Leocelots need some new toys :3 (we'll just hope whatever caused the undead issue isn't contagious between different species)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Notice me senpai

Matrixulated

Catgirls wrote:Hey if you suddenly find hundreds of undead squirrels, we're buying! Our Leocelots need some new toys :3 (we'll just hope whatever caused the undead issue isn't contagious between different species)

Not sure if we have undead squirrels~just a cult that worships them, if they actually exist. We'll start shoveling them across the boarder immediately, if not sooner...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Not sure if we have undead squirrels~just a cult that worships them, if they actually exist. We'll start shoveling them across the boarder immediately, if not sooner...

You shouldn't worry.

Zombie squirrels tend to get eaten by cats.

The zombification process makes the squirrels too stupid to avoid them.

Cats are immune to the virus for some reason.

Our current theory:

Cats already contain the maximal amount of malice one can squeeze in a cat.

Trying to add more malice is like trying to avoid idiots. You just can't succeed.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Theistic megalomaniac is even invading the issues now. Just discovered an ancient temple in my lands and discovered I have a cult I hadn't foreseen~the Cult of the Undead Squirrel (Squirrel being my national animal). Probably a side effect of a minor infection from the Jedi-Zombi-Jezus. Those folks will be exiled ASAP!

Not my fault! The strain of Zombie virus prevalent in The Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is primarily a disease that crosses the interspecies boundaries between "higher" mammalian species; humans, apes, dogs, cats, pigs, and er... bears (those are real buggers!)

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton

Alekseandrea wrote:You shouldn't worry.

Zombie squirrels tend to get eaten by cats.

The zombification process makes the squirrels too stupid to avoid them.

Cats are immune to the virus for some reason.

Our current theory:

Cats already contain the maximal amount of malice one can squeeze in a cat.

Trying to add more malice is like trying to avoid idiots. You just can't succeed.

Oh dear! You obviously haven't spent much time with cats, if you think there is a limit to the malice, pure rage, and unstable volatile energy they can contain!

See here...

https://youtu.be/jk3xBhqcjqY

- You have been warned!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The strain of Zombie virus prevalent in The Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is primarily a disease that crosses the interspecies boundaries between "higher" mammalian species; humans, apes, dogs, cats, pigs, and er... bears (those are real buggers!)

*shivers* uuuhh... I need to inform my embassy, like, right now... We may have to change some tourism routes depending on the visitor's nation!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:See here... [...] - You have been warned!

:c

ha, haha, hahaha... *eye-twitch* This power...

Uh, n-no, don't look at me like that! Yes some of us have magic-- uuuhh yes most catgirls always land on their feet but--

We... we don't wanna end up as a batteries in some giant contraption !!! :c

*takes some mysterious red pill and runs to the nearest phone booth*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Oh dear!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Oh dear!

Those are just radiation storms.

It's a perfectly normal type of weather.

There's nothing to fear.

Since they're already dead.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

. . . citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Oh dear!

Those are flies.

Lots and lots of flies.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Catgirls wrote:

. . . We... we don't wanna end up as a batteries in some giant contraption !!! :c

*takes some mysterious red pill and runs to the nearest phone booth*

Operator? I need an exit!

I could help you with that . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Catgirls

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Oh dear!

Matrixulated wrote:Those are flies.

Lots and lots of flies.

M.

Jedi-Zombi-Jezus, Lord of the Flies? Christ and Anti-Christ in one person? No wonder I ain't Christian...

In other news, I apparently had a civil war at some time in the past, dealing with the Squirrel Republic (Racist separatists) flag issue...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Petition to turn the Jedi-zombie-Jezus virus into a bio wepon to inflict on our enemies

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Our Lord Hutton wrote:Petition to turn the Jedi-zombie-Jezus virus into a bio wepon to inflict on our enemies

Praise be

Viral bioweapons are, by their very nature, extremely hard to control and/or kept contained.

Don't try to save money on weapon development.

It tends to bite you in the ass.

Literally in this particular case.

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Our Lord Hutton

Alekseandrea wrote:Viral bioweapons are, by their very nature, extremely hard to control and/or kept contained.

Don't try to save money on weapon development.

It tends to bite you in the ass.

Literally in this particular case.

Yes Alekseandrea, we in the Church of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus like to bite things in the ass, and anyone who tries to weaponize the Jedi-Zombi Virus soon finds they do too! - It is not easily contained or controlled - Whilst it is primarily transmitted through bodily fluids, it readily becomes a bio-aerosol under certain conditions, and displays what could be mistaken as actual intelligence and malice aforethought in the targetting of potential hosts for conversion or termination - It is a smart engineered thing of beauty... Haha-hahaha!!

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

After much contentious wrangling in the legislature, including a walkout by the opposition party and an attempted filibuster, as well as an unprecedented bombing campaign by 'The People's Front for the Liberation of the Squirrel Republic', Rogue Lumberjacks gather to salute their new national banner...

And I think that any attempt to spread J-Z-J virus should be punished by forcing the perpetrator(s) to listen to all of the Republican Presidential debates back to back for as long as they last~currently some 47 hours worth...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:After much contentious wrangling in the legislature, including a walkout by the opposition party and an attempted filibuster, as well as an unprecedented bombing campaign by 'The People's Front for the Liberation of the Squirrel Republic', Rogue Lumberjacks gather to salute their new national banner...

And I think that any attempt to spread J-Z-J virus should be punished by forcing the perpetrator(s) to listen to all of the Republican Presidential debates back to back for as long as they last~currently some 47 hours worth...

I can only support such a cruel punishment.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Alekseandrea wrote:I can only support such a cruel punishment.

ROFLMAO!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

. . . we in the Church of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus like to bite things in the ass . .. !!

Ever since JayZeeJay expressed a keen interest in munching on my ass, my cheeks have been divided, split right down the middle, on how best to respond to this.

They don't sleep well at night.

And you, Alekseandrea, would be wise not to invite undue attention.

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Matrixulated wrote:Ever since JayZeeJay expressed a keen interest in munching on my ass, my cheeks have been divided, split right down the middle, on how best to respond to this.

They don't sleep well at night.

And you, Alekseandrea, would be wise not to invite undue attention.

M.

TMI, Matrixulated, TMI...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

6 minutes ago: Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base".

16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.

I have a capital!

A Zombie-proof one, of course.

Does anyone have a suggestion for a (better) name?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:6 minutes ago: Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base".

16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.

I have a capital!

A Zombie-proof one, of course.

Does anyone have a suggestion for a (better) name?

"Echo Base"?! - Is it perchance "far away in time", and perhaps "in a galaxy far, far away" aswell?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:

•#1 "Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base"."

•#2 "Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.

I have a capital!

A Zombie-proof one, of course..."

(1) It's funny that your Capital has the exact name of a place I've been before - Could it perhaps be the same place? - Perhaps I left behind some booby-traps, perhaps I did not - I don't know! Haha-hahaha!!

(2) You poor fool! - You really think that a subterranean citadel is zombie-proof?! - Many zombies arise out of subterranean homes, take naps, or lie down for a centuries-long sleep underground (there may already be some around this "Echo Base"); if they can come out of the ground, or go into it willingly and survive, surely you can see your subterranean citadel may be in great risk...

I'll leave you now; I sense it may be too late...

*A sound of scrabbling, scratching, shambling and shuffling in the distance is getting closer to your office door*

Unfortunately, these are not my kind of zombies; I'll have no sway here...

**Cuts transmission**

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Oh, I just made a new banner-like flag, for draping in all places of worship in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus - I think it gives more of the right atmosphere and impression of my nation - Thoughts?

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Oh, I just made a new banner-like flag, for draping in all places of worship in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus - I think it gives more of the right atmosphere and impression of my nation - Thoughts?

First impression~Germany 1944. Just sayin'

Alekseandrea wrote:6 minutes ago: Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base".

16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.

I have a capital!

A Zombie-proof one, of course.

Does anyone have a suggestion for a (better) name?

You could go more traditional~ancient Greek, Alekseandrapolis, for example...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton

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