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Region: Spiritus
Or not
Now we might need to help him.
leave him, we'll see if he is worth saving. If he wakes up within the minute, we help
Ha
cordell settle down and sit down. no ones controlling you
I'll start a timer.
Faulknation
*kicks cordell* get up
*opens eyes and starts flailing arms while still lying on the ground*
WHERE AM I! HELP MEEEEE! Oh, never mind I'm good. I'm calm.
good *lowers my foot away from cordells head cause was ready to stomp on his head if he wasnt calm*
*lowers pistol*
Faulknation
I'm pretty sure that I am a zombie under JZJ's control though.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*lowers potatobazooka*
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
No you are fine.I still distrust JZJ.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
were we all ready to kill cordell just now?
*lowers cyanide pill from mouth*
I guess
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
Put that pill down.
I did.
you were even ready to kill yourself. wow. okay whats next?
Faulknation
It's idiotic to not make something as important as the universe foolproof.
Well, mostly foolproof.
Besides, if a god is almighty, he can simply fix it.
Some patches and bugfixes should do the trick.
It's not like the universe runs on windows.
A god should be able to make it work.
A smart god would make it open source. And include a manual.
Or we are simply living in a simulation running on windows 10. That would explain a lot.
The (hypothetical) deities (or admins) need to become competent.
You don't blame your own creation when it doesn't do what it's supposed to do.
The gods are the ones to blame.
IF they exists.
Phytophthora Infestans
*pulls the key out of the nuke launching computer*
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
I WAS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED! Yes!
Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
Cavalia is now the League of Free Cities's capital.not Cavol, Cavalia.
wait a second *looks at potatogion* what the fudge do you think a potatozooka would do?
Faulknation
no you were not. shut up
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] please dont feed his craze
Alekseandrea
A potatozooka shoots 3.1 pound 61 inch long potatoes that have a sharp tip capable of penetrating armor up to 3 inches thick. When they penetrate, they explode with about the same power as two m67 frag grenades.
The Salaxalans, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
I WAS!
FEED ME!
Wow. Detailed.
Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
i am not amused by your weapon.
*hits cordell upside the head* shut up you fool!
Faulknation
*aims ion pistol at Russinadia*don't worry it will be quick, if you stay still.
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
It is not made for power. It is made for efficiency at taking down enemy armor. It is mass produced cheaply and quickly.
I'm calm. I just yelled a little bit.
if anyones killing this blathering idiot it will be me *charges a blast of white energy and prepares to destroy cordell with it*
Phytophthora Infestans
*stabs Russinadia in the leg with a syringe*
Say hello to sister morphine.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*collapses*
Ooooooh. Wat theh nufz iz gon on. Watzezer it iz fells gret.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
are we killing him or not?
I don't think he will be bothering us for a while now.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
Trigger finger is itching
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
Just shoot a tree or something.
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*releases the energy onto a tree and ends up obliterating entire forest*
Phytophthora Infestans
See, doesn't that make you feel better without killing a drugged up lunatic.
Phytophthora Infestans
Shoots towards the sea and sank a cruiser................"that must be Aotan's ship."
Faulknation
Your defenition of a "good" god seems circular.
1) A good god does mostly good things, therefore he is good.
--> A god who does mostly good things is a good god.-->jump to 1
See?
Besides, how should we judge someone's "goodness"?
By his actions? If he commits an evil act, would he still be good? Can good acts balance an evil act?
By his intentions? If he tries to be good, but fails, is he good? If he does good for immoral reasons, is he good?
Or by his ability to do evil? Can someone who can do no evil actually be good? They would be more like a "do good"-automaton than a person.
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One can solve this issue by accepting that good and evil are RELATIVE terms.
Every person defines the meaning of good and evil for himself.
Most people simply copy the "good and evil" as defined by most of their culture.
This is not bad an sich.
But following those guidelines without knowing WHY it's right or wrong can lead to questionable actions in extreme situations.
Compare copying one's morality to Newtons laws.
They work fine if one keeps the situation relatively straightforward/keeps the speeds relatively low.
But if one goes to the extremes, one starts to see the errors of the method.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
no it doesnt. may i kill you potatogion? that should help
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
I'll just grow back in a few minutes. Be my guest.
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*aims ion pistol at alekseandrea*
am i evil or good then?
Alekseandrea
Probably mostly evil with a bit of good.
Matrixulated
no dont kill akeseandrea shes mortal, kill potatogion, i dont feel like killing him
*fire a shot at alekseandrea. .............almost hit*
Depends on the perspective.
However, your persistence to ignore spelling, grammar, punctuation and your inability to not spam the RMB aren't exactly points in your favor.
From my point of view, I classify you as "meh".
Make of it what you wish to make of it.
Faulknation
"I will come for your life, later"*turns to potatogion but lowers pistol*
*pulls out plasma pistol and blasts [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] in the face*
Phytophthora Infestans
*turns to alekseandrea*I was about to ask him for his last words............but, meh*raise pistol*I am tired of your arguments, any last words?
Alekseandrea
*sits down* id rather she not die. she can be useful somehow im sure
*lowers pistol*how?
*pops out of the ground*
Good thing I'm a potato.
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*Woooosh (The sound effect of an appropriate dramatic gust of wind)*
*a leaf blows past*
"Your battery is out of charge."
*Alekseandrea slowly walks away."
Faulknation
What about potatogion?
I'm sorry, did that sound like a lecture? I don't imagine that Max had supernatural beings in mind when he created nation states. I'm just saying...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
I grew back.
Phytophthora Infestans
It doesn't run on batteries, fool.
Alekseandrea
Not when the batteries are out of charge...
Faulknation
*wakes up*
Did anyone even try to move me out of the way of all the things that are happening? I was injected with morphine, or heroin, or something equally addictive and sleep inducing and no one even moved me. At least no one killed me.
Faulknation
*Alekseandrea is nowhere to be seen. It's almost like he distracted you to escape in a most dignified fashion. Only it was 20% more awesome.*
[nation=Russia Nadia] moved you. It's all good.
*stabs Russinadia in the leg with another needle*
Say hello to creepy uncle heroin.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
Gross.
Oh nuztz noot agern.
*collapses*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
*stabs potatogion in leg with potato killing pest*
Phytophthora Infestans
You said it at the wrong time.*aims pistol at him*
Heard of plasma? The pistol runs on that
You think I haven't expected something like this. I was bred specifically for a war all about potatoes. I am immune to all chemical warfare.
Faulknation
My pistol is not going to use chemicals, wait the plasma rod, who has it!
[Plasma still needs an energy source and a source of hydrogen(or whatever you want to use) to burn. You need a way to keep whatever you are burning hot.]
Esperossa, Alekseandrea
its not a chemical. its a micro creature that feeds specifically on starches
no it doesnt actually, its a form of severely radiated substances and the radiation gives it a constant charge
Faulknation
That's known as biochemical. Which is still chemical. Many things feed on starches, my scientists knew about this.
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
it was made by me and no its not called a biochmical its bioweapon
Phytophthora Infestans
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
[If you have enough to give off enough radiation to keep it hot. That's why the only natural sustaining forms of plasma are stars. Plasma in a lab cannot sustain itself without heat and resources being added constantly.]
Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
Who dismantled my pistol, face the 75 caret sword! *summons a golden sword*
he has a micro star in his gun of course
*summons a pure 25 carat diamond sword* face what now?
Faulknation
Whoever took it should return it.it might explode
Bioweapons could also just be soldiers, which are also made out of chemicals. The scientists who created me thought of all of these things that could debilitate me.
Phytophthora Infestans
and you pride yourself in being a creation of your god. when your a creation of scientists
Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans
Cuts the sword in half perfectly diagonally severing it in two. Diamond swords don't work any more than gold ones. The way diamond's molecules are structured makes it easy to cut them.
I was bred by the scientists but created by Potato Jesus.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
[isn't that just a black hole? That gun is even more dangerous then a plasma launcher.]
Faulknation
diamonds are much stronger than gold and around any other kind of material why do you think humans can only cut diamonds with other diamonds?
a black hole is not a micro star no one knows what a black hole is cause no one has ever reached one and no one could get close to it.
A well placed strike with many extremely thin and sharp objects can sever a diamond in twain. Humans cut diamonds with diamonds because they don't always cut along the line of molecules.
Faulknation
[Humans do know what black holes are. Black holes are condensed stars. You can create a black hole by squishing anything into a singularity. If the star in the gun is not a black hole it would just be a ball of plasma, which would exhaust itself of its resources sighinn seconds and burn out.]
and how would you know the line to cut? i know the thing you speak of most commonly called nanoslicers. and even then it would still be extremely difficult to cut it because diamonds have some of the strongest bonds together.
did i ever say it was squished to be that small? being a god i can make anything at any size. how do you think i made the planet for potatogion?
By using the power of magic through the Internet. Magic of the Internet can do many amazing things.
Faulknation
[But isn't it [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]'s gun that he made?]
almost forgot about that *the blade reforms and sharpns into a nanoslicer and slices each of potatogions atoms apart*
he asked for a power source for it and i provided
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