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Well, at the very least it will cut down on the "Matrixulated liked your RMB post in Spiritus" spam.
Hmm....methinks I should hide now.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Good idea.Going to do this a lot more :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Be careful young one.
If one dares to write 'walls of text', the inconceivable horrors will rise from the depths.
Then they will activate an ancient-ish thinking machine that uses eldritch logic.
That machine shall order ones and zeros in barely readable way.
Those will be send over a collective of soulless devices, not even following all the same path!
And then when thou openst this very web-page, thou shallt discover the most dreaded message.
This message will urge you to keep your writing to an acceptable length. Whatever that might be...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Stop making everything look and sound like in a horror movie!I don't have my Polandball Plushie to calm me down!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha
Only minions and any other memes made by 50 year old moms on Facebook.
Matrixulated
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/
This is how you chat with other Spiritans in real time, no waiting for people to wander onto their nations! :)
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
Let me help you with that:
What the heck didst thee square hecking say about me, thee little filly cur? Ill hath thee wit I graduated top of mine class within the Navy Seals, and Ive been intrinse within numerous intrinse raids on Al-Quaeda, and I hath aloft 300 fastened kills. I am weaned within gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper within the entire US harnessed forces. Thou art naught to me yet square one other wipe. I shalt wipe thee the heck forth with precision the likes of which hath nary been seen fore on this Mould, dint mine hecking words. Thou repute thee can backare with adage that poop to me aloft the Internet? Trow once more, hecker. As we wield I am contacting mine intrinse network of proditors across the USA and thy IP is bosom traced yare so thee out-wage greeting for the storm, rampallian. The storm that wipes forth the bawbling little article thee beck thy essence. Youre hecking expired, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can abrogate thee within aloft seven century ways, and thats square with mine unbarbed pickers and stealers. not bare am I extensively weaned within naked martial, yet I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Unsevered States Marine Corps and I shalt expend it to its trunk extent to wipe thy ill posterior off the visage of the continent, thee little poop. Would'st that thee could hath known what unsanctified correction thy little clever comment was about to procure under upon thee, haply thee would'st hath held thy hecking tongue. Yet thee couldnt, thee didnt, and yare youre paying the fee, thee goddang mome. I shalt poop mood all aloft thee and thee shalt drench within it. Youre hecking expired, kiddo
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Faulkenmarsh
Dude,this is a comment section (kinda),we need you to write a comment,not an essay for school!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I mean, it's an essay, but it's quality!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
WHAT IS THAT CRAP? THIS IS MURICA, NOT SHAKESPEARE
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
The Declaration of Independence.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
If only school essay writing was as easy as copying crap from /r/copypasta.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
Yeah, you'd better hide you little sh*thead.
No more Sailor Moon DVD's for you!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Finally cut some of my industry and brought back some enviroment!
Yeehaw!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jack Chick
"...teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries."
My nation is taking a turn for the bes-I mean funn-the worst!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
"the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Dragon hunting institutions"
Well we hunt dragons, I challenge you too top that.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Police officers ride the swiftest Tortoises.
Even my police has style!
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"The Great Wall Of Audriany?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Yes, how dare they combine Audriany and great in the same sentence!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
TRIGGERED
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
roflmfao!
Oh, it's on now . . . !!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
I am great!A little more and my economy will be greater than yours,and there is a population difference of 1B+!I AM CATCHIN' UP TO YE,BELGIQUA!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
YOU GOT ME THERE.
YOU GOT ME GOOD.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Fighting evil by the moonlight!
Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
I don't understand the poll - could anyone please explain?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
Yes.
Munichsburg
So...???
Yet, I still am the one with the best economy.
Therfore, I'm greater.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Exactly.
Munichsburg
Please explain the poll :)
Matrixulated, Audriany
Haven't you been listening? I just did! I thought you understood!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
It's a joke, [nation=short]Aotan[/nation], it doesn't really mean anything. :P One of the many wonderful features of this region is occasional wacky polls that make no sense.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
united in randomness
Actually this is going to be my motto from now on.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MY INDUSTRY WILL GROW AND EAT YOU!I ALREADY HAVE 5th AGRICULTURE,I AM COMING FOR DA-
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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I TRIED USING THE INTERNET TODAY
I FOUND A BUNCH OF BUTTHURT PEOPLE WHO COULDNT TAKE A JOKE AND DEMANDED "RIGHTS".
BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN BLAZING SADDLES WAS RELEASED, BLACKS AND WHITES AND MEN AND WOMEN ALL LAUGHED AT IT TOGETHER IN THE CINEMAS, AND THAT MOVIE WAS FULL OF SLURRS.
HUMAN SOCIETY HAS BECOME AN OVERSENSITIVE DISGRACE.
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
"Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters."
I tried to make them listen,but they just won't...no hard feelings,wight?
*looks around for any incoming potatoes*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Uktenastan, Munichsburg
Ok thanks :D
Audriany
*loads shoulder-mounted potatoschreck*
I'm feeling spudly, who's with me?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Aotan
For POTATA AND THE BORDERLANDS OF THE BOTCHED PEJAZZLE OF THE STUDLY SPUD, CHEEAAAARGE :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Psst... Studly Spud
Who should we attack uh I mean SPUDIFY first?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Uktenastan
*In a dark and ominous room a figure sits in an ergonomic revolving chair. With a cat on his lap.
He watches footage fron the beginning of the 'Audrianic' wars*
"Excellent. Everything is proceeding a I have foreseen. Mhaha. Mwhahaha..."
"Meow."
"Not now Mr. Nibbles. I'm busy gloating!"
"Meow. Meooow."
"Fine, I'll pet you. Little wretch."
*purring can be heard*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Uktenastan, Munichsburg, Aotan
The Spud army flood into the Apple country. Consoles... ahem potatoes, fly everywhere. Some on fire, some rotten and some just plain ugly.//
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
A glass smashes
"Oh no, what's this?" the figure asks.
"Meeeeoooow!"
"A potata. Those Spudviancs shall pay for what they've done."
"Let me just get out of my chair first."
"Gah! I can't get up!"
"Meow..."
"I have not had too much for dinner."
"Meow..."
"Ok maybe I have."
"Meow meow!"
"Yes I admitted it. But Spudvians, this shall be your last laugh. I shall destroy you once I get out of my chair! Your days are numbered"
"Gah! I still can't get up. Who made this chair?!"
"Meow."
"GAAAH!"
In a fit of fury, the figure manages to throw Mr. Nibbles a few centimetres across the room using all his strength.
"MEOW!"
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
I vote we spudify the damned commies.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Aotan
Post self-deleted by Laughing Buddha.
Surely if you throw spuds at the commies, they'll just make more commie vodka?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Audriany, Munichsburg, Aotan
That's why we poison the potatoes!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jack Chick, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Aotan
Then we will throw more POTATA at them to smash their vodka...
*chants* POTATA! POTATA! POTATA! ...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Or set them on fire...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Potatogion
Am I a bad person? Am I a tyrannical leader. Meh, who cares?! For POTATA!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
No, Commies just suck. And not in the fun way.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Munichsburg, Aotan
ALWAYS GOOD SIR!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Aotan
You mustn't damage the potatoes. As the great potato in the sky commands, you must not harm any potatoes for they are all sacred.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Ha Ha Haaahhhhh!
Touché!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Potatoschreck. POTATOSCHREK. Why?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
Yes you are.You don't understand how much it hurts ;~;
This guy knows.
(LOADING COMPANY OF HEROES 2 REFERENCE)
...He was part of that Partisan Squad in WW2.Since he was a potato planter before going to war,and the Panzerschreck THE GREAT MOTHER RUSSIA gave him was empty,he decided to combine something serious with something not so serious,you got the POTATOSCHRECK!
GET IN THE TRENCHES MEN!WE ARE GOING TO WAR!
Good idea.
You better sleep with the lights open tonight...
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PUT A BILLION PHOTOS ON YOUR WALL WITH SCOTLAND STILL IN THE UK!
HASHAHSAHSHXAXAXA!
That's too brutal for the potatoes!
-"Well I have a dog that is going to eat your stupid cat!"
"GET THAT!"
-"WOOF!"
"NOM NOM NOM"
"AWOOOOO"
*The dog falls down because of the swallowed (not that way,Jeez),hard (THAT'S WHAT SHE S-Deleted.) bones of the cat.
-"'Kay then."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
You will get what you deserve! *maniac laugh with an echo*
(spams "Like" on all the comments)
HAHAHA!I AM THE MOST EVIL PERSON!XAXAXA!!!!!!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Salaxalans is the most evil.
You're asking for an appointment in Spiritus's department of 'truth'.
It comes with free reconditioning.
If you're lucky, that's all they offer.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
If I was lucky,I would be in the world making technologies,not here,on my fat arse,playing a boring game.
But I bet this is better.
-COUGH COUGH- said no one -COUGH- ever -COUGH COUGH COUUUGH-
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
*In Alekseandrea's office. Purring can be heard.*
"Our field test with the our 'red herring' program was successful, sir. Nobody could see the difference with the originals."
"That's not why you're here. Care to explain how the potato and dog got in?"
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I see.
It isn't the first time you visited the department of truth. You're clearly delusional.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
I was in the Napoleonic war.
Mind blown yet?No?
I WAS NAPOLEON.
i'm just a lil bit fater dan him
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
How horrible!
Your spelling is atrocious.
And you're french!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Oui,mon garcon.
Je suis NOT THAT GOOD AT FRENCH!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
I SUPPORT THIS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Happy 50th everyone. Free Tranya & Raktajino will be handed out at the embassy all day.
Live Long and Prosper.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Boldly going....another 50 years!
Matrixulated, Andorempire, Laughing Buddha
If it's for potatoes it is never bad.
Matrixulated, Russinadia
Uh-oh. Seems we have a war on our hands... GO POTATOES!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
The potatoes shall win. For it is the will of the potato lord.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
JOIN OUR STARCHY LEGION.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Don't we have a warlord of the hobo squids for such matters?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
"In Potato we trust."
Someone just needs to have this motto.
Matrixulated, Titoist Ugoslavia
Do you not?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I do now.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
?????
Matrixulated
Did you forget to take your meds again gramps?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Titoist Ugoslavia
Greetings :)
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
...???????????????
Matrixulated
*feeds you some tapioca&
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU DISGRACEFUL HOODLUM?
FOR SHAME.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Shhhhh. *feeds you more tapioca*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
STOP THIS DEBAUCHERY
Matrixulated, Munichsburg
Enjoy the tapioca! Don't stay up too late, and don't let the commies bite.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
GET OFF MY LAWN BEFORE I GET THE SHOTGUN.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Silly Grandpa!
Matrixulated
No! No! No!
Tapioca is too close to pasta for diabetic destruction!
Do you know nothing about the elderly?
Now give OGG some sugar-free lemon drops and GET OFF HIS LAWN!!
He has a very big shotgun and a hair-trigger.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
*gives him more tapioca*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
*PUMPS SHOTGUN*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Titoist Ugoslavia
*grabs popcorn*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Owllfarm, Titoist Ugoslavia
*gets soda
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Titoist Ugoslavia
Did I forget to read you a bedtime story?
Matrixulated
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Once upon a time, a biiiiig llama was frolicking through one of the many forests of owllfarm, sniffing flowers, eating grass, and baking pizzas. One day a commie walked through, so the llama beat the everloving sh*t out of him and gave him democracy!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
*grabs some of the popcorn*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Titoist Ugoslavia
**Sidles in with cart selling popcorn, free vegan food, ice-cold beers and soda, and (in a special compartment) some "special" herbs... for err... tea! ...Yes tea!! (That's it!)**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Munichsburg
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