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Region: Spiritus
Just feel the need to inform the poll that the actual chances of us having an embassy with Osiris are exactly 0.0% <.<
They're not exactly the friendliest sack of potatoes over there, and it's led to some real grumpy Osiran attitudes towards us and a lot of other places.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah, I know this...
...and I note two nations have come from Osiris to us, to vote for an Osiran embassy.
[sub]One nation also arrived from the Pacific to vote for the Pacific.[/sub]
▪ This poll is essentially an exercise in ascertaining the desirability of peace and reconciliation, and how open people are to it, whilst also allowing us to see whether these other regions are watching, because (as it has) it can draw out those with potential missions of diplomacy/espionage.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Ah, the traditional tactic of moving to a region so you can interfere on their voting.
Love how it always never works.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Peace? When we need the occasionally nuclear war to make everything cool down?
I suggest we make a book of grudges, so we know who to target for the next nuclear conflict.
If he did, he sure stuck around for a LOOOONG time.
Truly his plot must be of biblical proportions.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Can we please do the list, I REALLY want to nuke people.btw when does the nuclear conflict happen, I forgot
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I DECLARE FIRST PERSON TO BE ADDED IS HE-MAN. NYEH!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Well they have already done it twice and the site programmers are lazy.
So soon?
We can only hope.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I just thought of this joke and all my no-internet friends are gone currently, and I want to try it out.
So two whales are in a bar and one says to the other,
OOOOOOwwwwwOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOWWWWWWwwwOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOWWWWWWwwwOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOWWWWWWwwwOOOOO!
So the other whale says, Go home Tim, youre drunk.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Skeletorlandia
Like any good poll-sniper, he's taking his time.
I dunno, man... Guy got Dolph Lundgren to play him at a movie and drive a pink Cadillac. I'm pretty sure adding him to the list would be a merciful act.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*plays Warhammer 40k with a friend*
*notices how most of his army is literally Slaaneshi-themed and how he is still single*
I see what you did there...and I now know why you are never free during the weekends...
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
YES, I WANT TO NUKE EM ALL
Alekseandrea, Parrona
Regional SnActivity:-
▪ 15 hours ago: Statens ceased to exist in Spiritus.
- Almost as notable as the passing of the great Rogue Lumberjacks...
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, that's exactly what a quisling would say...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh, true.
Though what I've got from experience was that there were this modicum of people that really liked to mess around with other people's polls.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post by Jonathan Bucket suppressed by a moderator.
:(
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh noes....Statens! 😲
Well....
How did he taste, Lord J-Z-J?
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia
What does this say about the personalities, character, and national identity of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud?
#1 ranked in Spiritus - Nudity
#1 ranked in Spiritus - Rudeness
#1 ranked in Spiritus - Beverage Sales
#2 ranked in Spiritus - Crime
#3 ranked in Spiritus - Weaponization
Naked, in your face, beer in hand, ready to rumble, and armed for the job!
Hot potatoes indeed! 😈
Huzzah!
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
For some reason the word "compensating" comed to mind.
Are you trying to impress someone?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Welcome to both United Empirez and Doki Doki Literate Club! Hope you folks enjoy your stay in Spiritus :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
What does this say about your character, you ask? Well, it says that I should carry out an Exterminatus on your planet, and, since your heresy is too much, we might need to carry out multiple Exterminatus on your planet.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NO, such younglings as the Studly Spud is, are under my protection!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*opens up console command*
*types in; #CrisisEvent-0003@tag<Ent3612Cap>*
There, time to enjoy the show...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If you haven't already, I, [nation=short+noflag]Mzeusia[/nation] urge you to vote to Liberate Westphalia. Thank you for your ears and your time.
Matrixulated
It says that they're good to put a fork on, given how hot they are.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Terrorist!
May the Holy Tuber root your evil from this world before the full force of the Zombi-Horde devours your bones!
And....
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
😰
*checks self for garlic butter*
😓
*checks proximity for garlic*
😥
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
It is 28 days until April 1st...
28 days until April Fools Day...
28 days until Easter Sunday...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
The Water bill is the WA is a hard one, I'm worried it will affect my manufacturing and industry but if I vote no it is unhumanitarian and bad for my people
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
It says you're a frat-house nation of beer-bonging, beer-ponging, under-aged binge-drinking Muppets running around with sharp scissors!
Idiota!
M.
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Nah, JZJ is supervising him, nothing can go wro...oh, um...JZJ, what are you doing with that, and why does it smell so familiar to escago...oh.
*presses Ctrl+F9*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You see it wrong.
The WA dictates the minimal requirements for WA nations.
You can still take better care of your people.
The real question here is: "Do you wish to be a sheep or a wolf?" Wolves stick it to the man, the WA goons. Sheep don't.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rhinononon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, in theory a good idea, but I'm worried about implementation, and think I can do a better job, without WA oversight on the matter - That's why I voted against...
Matrixulated, Rhinononon, Alekseandrea
Well that makes it really easy
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Look, French Fries... I would like to point out I once beat House of the Dead. I can deal with cliché horde or whatever you call them.
Oh, hey. Nice Portuguese you got going there, yo.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No keymind flood level sh*t, check.
No tyranid level shenanigans, check.
Alright guys, let us just watch as the planet below burns, and we shall then watch as said planet gets glassed.
Also, I'm not sure if you realised, but, look at Snakkra. Just look.
It is now clear that I've officially entered the gathering storm era.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Watch the planet burn?!...
Watch it get glassed?!...
I didn't know you were so soft in your choice of powerful weaponry against formidable foes!
Do you not have weaponry capable of completely obliterating planets🌍, entire star systems ¤ ▪ °. ☀, or even galaxies?!🌀
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If you do can I have them, or maybe just the blueprints
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
MAKE THAT TWO SETS OF BLUEPRINTS.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I presume you've already researched atomic weaponry, orbital weapons platforms, armed military satellites, laser and plasma weaponry, proton-beam technology, supercolider technology, E.M.P. weaponry, "Dreadnought rail gun systems", anti-gravity (and graviton-field manipulation), antimatter bombs, FTL space-travel (including hyperspace/warp field technology, Einstein-Rosen bridge construction, Quantum entanglement, and exotic matter usage), artificial intelligence, self-replicating nanotechnology, D.E.W.'s (Direct Energy Weapons), "Dyson Sphere" construction (and it's smaller-scale varients), Black Hole generation, manipulation, and energy extraction, and "Galactic Core Generators"?!?!
Without knowledge of these things, the plans will prove useless to you...
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Fiddles around with a Gameshark.
Yeah?
Matrixulated
Why build a starkiller base, when a death star can do the same for less AND can destroy more in the same timespan?
Besides, we're talking about planets. They have predictable orbits.
A object that has mass, the right trajectory and sufficient velocity should do the job, methinks.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Matrixulated, Native Tears, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
I have so when can I expect the blueprints
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Tell Zwangzug I said hello.
IVE DONE IT, I have finally made a factbook on the first part on Rhinononons history, and our foreign policy
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If you've already researched these things, you have many options for creating destruction on a planetary, stellar, and galactic scale - You shouldn't need blueprints, because you'd already have them!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
▪ "Death Stars" are very power/fuel intensive...
▪ "Star Killer Bases" (as you call them) can be constructed so that they are powered by the very star it is destroying...
▪ You are quite right about planets - It would be quite simple to destroy them by throwing some asteroid accelerated to light speed at them, but sometimes other methods can be more entertaining...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Death stars are better defended and they do not require a suitable star in the neighbourhood to function at their full potential.
You also need to keep your starkiller base operational when they aren't absorbing stars. The sheer increase in size will make maintenance and transport more expensive than any death star could ever hope to be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
Surprised none of you thought of the catapult that shoot nunchucks.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated
Nah, Im too busy developing my catapult that shoots catapults that shoot frogs with teeth.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated
Shouldn't you say that the power of a mere battlestation can't compare to the power of the force?
Matrixulated
New poll!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Gaelic Waffle
This poll hurts
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
As a memelord, I was forced to pick the first option.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I aim to please. ;)
Matrixulated
Soft? Soft!? Oh wait, yeah, um, the last time I tried that, the humans decided to pull out something called diplomacy, no one won. (f*cking stalemates)
If you want though, I could pull out the Continuum Merger. (the phrase "killing two birds timelines with one stone torpedo" has never been more literal. )
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I am proud to say that I have the least crime in all of Spiritus.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
A solid choice, would've been my second.
Matrixulated
On principle, I refuse to vote for the option with my initials/name on it! - I cannot be pigeon-holed, boxed in, or easy contained within expected and defined parameters...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Blazedtopia
🎼Love, love, love🎻
🎶Love, love, love🎻
🎶Love, love, love🎻
There's nothing you can do that can't be done...🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
🎤Nothing you can sing that can't be sung...🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
🎙Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game - It's easy!🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
📣Nothing you can make that can't be made...🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
⚡No one you can save that can't be saved...🎶
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
🎙Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time - It's easy!🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
📣All you need is love,🎺🎷🎻 all you need is love🎺🎷🎻
All you need is love, love, love is all you need
All you need is love
All you need is love, love, love is all you need...🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Azyloria
🎙There's nothing you can know that isn't known...🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
🎤Nothing you can see that isn't shown...🎶👀
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
🎙There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be - It's easy!...🎶
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
📻*Seizes control of da music system*🎧
https://youtu.be/CHekNnySAfM
https://youtu.be/vdB-8eLEW8g
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
All you need is love, love, love is all you need
All you need is love
All you need is love, love, love is all you need...🎶
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Animal Farmerica
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Itrosomia
See, he wants to hold your hand while singing.
He wants to hold your haaaaaand
He wants to hold your hand
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
🗜I am the egg man🎶
They are the egg men🎶
I am the walrus🎶
Goo goo g'joob🎶
Not the emoji I meant to use but I don the care.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
https://youtu.be/Qq4j1LtCdww This is love - Poison - Sweet sweet poison XD
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I hope this is the right space-time continuum...
*enters elder space pre-Slaanesh with continuum merger shortly after drunk eldar to slash my face and promptly exits timeline*
*Continuum merger, being a utter d*ck to another timeline, drags 2 timelines together before splitting them, causing any planet in the middle half of the eye of terror be severely defaced*
*this sets off a chain of events in which the massive meta vacuum causes the eye of terror to form and Slaanesh is borned*
TL; DR, I officially screwed over a galaxy, wooo!
5 years later: *upon signing the official Intergalactic Code of Conduct Regarding the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction (space Geneva Convention), the Eakiran Federation extradites a mentally challenged businessmen who claims himself a "stable genius" to the UNE, who would be sent to the penal worlds of the Vulturian Union, for essentially eternity.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It matters not!
To The Eye of Terror this is all utter Slaanesh!
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hello fellow embassy regions.
(I had no idea we had an embassy here but ok)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hmph!
😒
[I]Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Whoops I haven't said anything for like a week. :P Hi everyone!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Itrosomia
Who needs to say anything when you're a mind-controlling evil alien overlord with the power of thought manipulation and aggressive telepathy?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
I kept a few bottles of 5 year old SPIT specially for this occasion!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[I]Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Why did you bother stashing bottles of Jedi-phlegm?
Couldn't your Wholiness just turn some tap water into spit?
Just saying . . . 😕
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
Are the people of this region... spirited?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Always the evil alien overlord, eh?
This region never changes... thank goodness
...by the way, how are the potato wars coming along? Anybody developed new weaponry?
Most certainly, we've had our fair share of Potato Spirits, spiritual potatoes, et cetera.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Perhaps you are unaware that one of the regional delicacies of The South Pacific is SPIT or S.P.I.T. (South Pacific Iced Tea) - We have our fondness for potatoes, they have SPIT...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How uncivilised.
*cleans monocle*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eixJOq-C78M
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*insert mandatory welcome message*
Fortunately, I think OGG might be sleeping, and as long as I don't see you roaming around his lawn, I won't raise an alarm...
*slides over syringes full of various single celled organisms, with one being labelled "contain host during full moon"*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Alright, I won't roam about on OGG's lawn...for now.
*sends a hoard of little pets (also known as the larvae of the Pieridae family or as "cabbageworms") into OGG's garden*
...I can't prohibit them from going there, though. It would be a restriction of their freedom.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Ooh ooh! Mandela Effect!
I don't remember the fake-human entity masquerading as [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] wearing a monocle in this reality!
Slaanesh!
Shenanigans!
She's faaaaaake in any reality!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
And Studly potatoes, fighting-fit and apparently full of....SPIT?😕😮😉
Huzzah!😄
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Parrona
Wow I haven't had SPIT for quite a long time...
Hi! :P Glad you found us!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
On the contrary, my dear matrixulated.
*takes of monocle and polishes it again*
*puts monocle back on*
Take a look in the mirror.
*dramatically turns mirror so matrixulated can see his reflection*
[spoiler= Open your eyes and see the horrible truth!]*Matrixulated has no reflection*
It is YOU who are the illusion![/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
I CANT BELEIVE STEVEN HAWKING DIED
Also Happy Pi day.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Due to timezones, I'm pretty sure that it is 15th of March here.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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Written by Refuge Isle.