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Cyrtes wrote:In the semi-darkness between night and dawn, Cyrtes skulks out of an alley in search of food. It isn't very difficult to find. The streets of Spiritus are still littered with potatoes from the recent battle, some of them cleaved into french fries by tennis rackets.

Her stomach growling with hunger, Cyrtes picks up one of the potatoes and starts gnawing on it vigorously. Only when she has eaten her fill does Cyrtes look up from another potato to speculate her surroundings. The streets of Spiritus, once so alive and active, are desolate. The only movement is that of the colony of tumbleweeds which are rolling in from the desert to populate their new territory. A thunder cloud rolls in, and before she knows it Cyrtes is standing in a torrent of rain, wondering what had caused Spiritus to become so devoid of people...

Oh my god!...

YOU'RE A SHE?!?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

Audriany wrote:Oh my god!...

YOU'RE A SHE?!?!

My thoughts exactly!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California

Cyrtes wrote:In the semi-darkness between night and dawn, Cyrtes skulks out of an alley in search of food. It isn't very difficult to find. The streets of Spiritus are still littered with potatoes from the recent battle, some of them cleaved into french fries by tennis rackets.

Her stomach growling with hunger, Cyrtes picks up one of the potatoes and starts gnawing on it vigorously. Only when she has eaten her fill does Cyrtes look up from another potato to speculate her surroundings. The streets of Spiritus, once so alive and active, are desolate. The only movement is that of the colony of tumbleweeds which are rolling in from the desert to populate their new territory. A thunder cloud rolls in, and before she knows it Cyrtes is standing in a torrent of rain, wondering what had caused Spiritus to become so devoid of people...

Perhaps they ate the same raw potatoes as you did.

Those are poisonous, you know.

Or you didn't.

But you will.

You certainly will...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:Oh my god!...

YOU'RE A SHE?!?!

Yes, females are not a myth.

Don't act so surprised.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Cyrtes wrote:In the semi-darkness between night and dawn, Cyrtes skulks out of an alley in search of food. It isn't very difficult to find. The streets of Spiritus are still littered with potatoes from the recent battle, some of them cleaved into french fries by tennis rackets.

Her stomach growling with hunger, Cyrtes picks up one of the potatoes and starts gnawing on it vigorously. Only when she has eaten her fill does Cyrtes look up from another potato to speculate her surroundings. The streets of Spiritus, once so alive and active, are desolate. The only movement is that of the colony of tumbleweeds which are rolling in from the desert to populate their new territory. A thunder cloud rolls in, and before she knows it Cyrtes is standing in a torrent of rain, wondering what had caused Spiritus to become so devoid of people...

I see you are blessed with a talent for the written word - Kudos!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Are we at war then? If so great! Now where to blow up first!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

The 9 Circles wrote:Are we at war then?

If so great! Now where to blow up first!

Those who hate potatoes

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

The Great Potato Empire wrote: Those who hate potatoes
Well then! They will know my psychotic wrath! *fills bazooka full of potatoes*

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Laughing Buddha wrote:I see you are blessed with a talent for the written word - Kudos!

Why, thank you (:

Audriany wrote:Oh my god!...

YOU'RE A SHE?!?!

Yes, and indeed, as [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] says, they aren't myth.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Why, thank you (:

Yes, and indeed, as [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] says, they aren't myth.

Hey babeh ;) wanna conquer commieland with me?

The 9 Circles wrote:Are we at war then?

If so great! Now where to blow up first!

The commies!

Owllfarm wrote: The commies!
Oh my! Hmmm.... Which side to choose? *just wants to see the world burn*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Owllfarm wrote:Wanna conquer commieland with me?

I'm not interested in conquering ANYTHING, whether capitalistic, communistic, or potato-related. I just like catapulting potatoes at anybody who comes within a radius of who-knows-how-wide.

*picks up a couple of potatoes and begins to pelt random people with them*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:I'm not interested in conquering ANYTHING, whether capitalistic, communistic, or potato-related. I just like catapulting potatoes at anybody who comes within a radius of who-knows-how-wide.

*picks up a couple of potatoes and begins to pelt random people with them*

So... Wanna throw potatoes with me babeh? ;)

Matrixulated

Still no word from Grumpy Grandpa?

No ransom demand?

No sliced-off ear in cotton wool?

No recording of his tortured screams like, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" as OGG refuses to be broken by barbaric torture methods?

No proof of life?

We need proof of life for our beloved crotchety old-bastard, and we need it NOW !!!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:Still no word from Grumpy Grandpa?

No ransom demand?

No sliced-off ear in cotton wool?

No recording of his tortured screams like, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" as OGG refuses to be broken by barbaric torture methods?

No proof of life?

We need proof of life for our beloved crotchety old-bastard, and we need it NOW !!!

M.

Perhaps he has fallen and he can't get up?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:Still no word from Grumpy Grandpa?

No ransom demand?

No sliced-off ear in cotton wool?

No recording of his tortured screams like, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" as OGG refuses to be broken by barbaric torture methods?

No proof of life?

We need proof of life for our beloved crotchety old-bastard, and we need it NOW !!!

M.

Probably gone to the University I told him about.How did he get a ticket from USA all the way to Romania,though...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:Probably gone to the University I told him about.How did he get a ticket from USA all the way to Romania,though...

I doubt he'd go to commieland! HES BEING HELD CAPTIVE DAMN IT.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Potato land mines keep the approaching enemies busy. Other enemies on a different front march through the perilous area between two mountains. From both sides of the mountain the Vivis open up their sacks of potatoes and let them tumble down the mountains. The enemy hears loud rumblings from the mountains and look up just in time to see an avalanche of potatoes tumbling down towards their faces. There is no escape. There is a mountain on their left AND right sides. The only way to go is back, or forwards, but there's not enough time. Any that DO run forward to try to escape the avalanche are met by a line of Vivis wielding long Frenchfry spears. Their passage blocked. If they moved forward they will impale themselves on the Vivi Frenchfries, if they don't, they are crushed by the avalanche of spudly power. If they tried to go back the way they came there were Vivis waiting for them THERE.

"Damn all you butchers!" Yells one guy in his final moments before collapsing with a Frenchfry spear in his chest.

The Salaxalans, Istanialand, Cyrtes

Owllfarm wrote:I doubt he'd go to commieland! HES BEING HELD CAPTIVE DAMN IT.

That, or perhaps he simply wanted to remain neuteral in the potato war.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Hey guys, i'm new here, how moving to spiritus can help me?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Kertnamass wrote:Hey guys, i'm new here, how moving to spiritus can help me?

Welcome!

Moving to Spiritus can help you because we're always ready to answer any potential questions that you may have, whether they are about navigating the site, the Spiritus offsite forum or about Nationstates as a whole. Also, you'll become part of this potato-loving region really quickly!

*Tosses a potato that's dragging a banner with the word 'welcome' behind it to [nation=short]KertnaMass[/nation]*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Thanks for explanation, thanks for potato! (potato is better i think?)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Hey guys, i just discovered really, REALLY question that can explain the meaning of life, love and matter. Baked potato or fried? (lol my bad english)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Kertnamass wrote:Hey guys, i just discovered really, REALLY question that can explain the meaning of life, love and matter. Baked potato or fried? (lol my bad english)

Any potato!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Oh, that changes everything...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Bramaia

Owllfarm wrote:I doubt he'd go to commieland! HES BEING HELD CAPTIVE DAMN IT.

We need special OPs to liberate Grandpa!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Keshell wrote:We need special OPs to liberate Grandpa!

Agreed! Now who's the lucky potato?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Kertnamass wrote:Hey guys, i'm new here, how moving to spiritus can help me?

Welcome! Check out our forums and IRC and we'll get you set up as a citizen. It's easier to ask questions there, too. :)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Istanialand wrote:Welcome! Check out our forums and IRC and we'll get you set up as a citizen. It's easier to ask questions there, too. :)

Gonna check forum near monday, bcs i'm not near computer, its much easier to do many things on PC. (xddd my eng)

Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes

New potato poll!! :P Inspired by [nation=short]KertnaMass[/nation] and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]!

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

The Salaxalans wrote:New potato poll!! :P Inspired by [nation=short]KertnaMass[/nation] and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]!

Hurray for potatoes! Big potatoes, small potatoes, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, regular-sized potatoes, books about potatoes, pictures of potatoes, paintings of potatoes, poems about potatoes, boiled potatoes, cake with potatoes, bread with potatoes, potato latkes, french fried potatoes, fried potatoes in general, liquified potatoes, potato soup, potato soda, potato salad, raw potatoes (no, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] I haven't eaten them just yet), burnt potatoes, potato pizza, tiny potatoes, burgers with potatoes, potato wedges, waffle fried potatoes, roasted potatoes, potato crisps, scalloped potatoes, potato skins, skinned potatoes, tater tots, cheesy potatoes, sliced potatoes, potato gratin, potato curry, potato pesto, potato croquetttes, sweet potatoes, gnocchi...

...enough yet?

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm offended that 'Studly' was not one of the options available on the poll, for I am the Studly Spud afterall.

But I must point out that my Sunday dinner at my Grannys house would not be complete without her wonderful ROASTED potatoes.

How could you overlook the roast potato?

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Cyrtes

Does anybody else like rubbing feet

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Nah, not me mate.

I'm a metric man, so I'm into metres.

Good luck with that though.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

こんにちは私は海島国

Hello I'm Haidao. I'm fully indeapend City-State like Singapore but much bigger in island Size. Are official languages is Japanese and English and where located in East Asia. To cut thing short picture a More Japanese version of Singapore and Boom you got Haidao in a nutshell

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Haidao Island wrote:こんにちは私は海島国

Hello I'm Haidao. I'm fully indeapend City-State like Singapore but much bigger in island Size. Are official languages is Japanese and English and where located in East Asia. To cut thing short picture a More Japanese version of Singapore and Boom you got Haidao in a nutshell

Notice me Senpai....

Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Haidao Island

Acheivement unlocked!: Senpai has noticed me!

Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Haidao Island

It was hard figuring out what options to put in; there are only twelve slots! But you're right, "Studly" would have been a great option. :P

Welcome, [nation=short]Haidao island[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Haidao Island

Attention, administrations of fellow WA member nations:

Please vote to approve our proposal!

I think it's rather well written. Don't you? ^_^

~ The Prime Minister's Office, Consigahria

世界会議の仲間加盟国の行政へ通知:

我々の提案法律を承認する投票してください!

うまく書いたんだね? ^-^

~ 金丸国の総理府

Matrixulated, Audriany, Haidao Island

The Salaxalans wrote:It was hard figuring out what options to put in; there are only twelve slots! But you're right, "Studly" would have been a great option. :P

Welcome, [nation=short]Haidao island[/nation]! :D

Yes, welcome to Spiritus, Haidao Island. :)

NO WAY Big Boss Salax, "studly" would have been a miserable option on the poll, serving only to stroke the burgeoning ego of a one-spud nation.

But as that very same The_Botched_Pejazzle_Of_The_Studly_Spud did point out, you DID forget to make roast potatoes an option on the poll!

What kind of evil, mind-controlling, crashed-in-a-spaceship, alien-overlord does that sh*t?

How could you?

Shame on you, Sir!

M.

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Haidao Island wrote:こんにちは私は海島国

Hello I'm Haidao. I'm fully indeapend City-State like Singapore but much bigger in island Size. Are official languages is Japanese and English and where located in East Asia. To cut thing short picture a More Japanese version of Singapore and Boom you got Haidao in a nutshell

Wel-come, welcome! It's refreshing to hear a native tongue.

Matrixulated, Audriany, Haidao Island

I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY DAMN ARMCHAIR FOR NINE WHOLE DAYS WATCHING THOSE DAMN TELESHOPPING SHOWS

CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL YOU HOODLUMS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY DAMN ARMCHAIR FOR NINE WHOLE DAYS WATCHING THOSE DAMN TELESHOPPING SHOWS

CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL YOU HOODLUMS

He's alive!

It's a miracle!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The lone 'tato hater...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

hello everyone. nice to meet you all

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes

and none of you are taking my potatos, they is mine

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Damn right

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:and none of you are taking my potatos, they is mine

We won't take your potatoes(unless you leave them sitting around), we respect all people's potatoes. We were at war,ish, because people tried to take our potatoes. I'm still not sure if we are still at war or not.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

thank you

Cyrtes

and usually if we leave a potato sitting around here, a dragon eats it, they like potatos

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

So do wolves

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

I came because I heard about the taters

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes

Vurtusia wrote:I came because I heard about the taters

You're in luck, we've got plenty of those to go around.

*tosses potato*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Huzzah and jubilations! A potato! I shall treasure this spud!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Treasure it good

Cyrtes

Vurtusia wrote:Huzzah and jubilations! A potato! I shall treasure this spud!

The 9 Circles wrote:Treasure it good

Real good. Abandoning potatoes, and especially first potatoes, is careless at best.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*keeping an eye on a potato on a table and looks away for a second and its gone when i look back at it*

.... did anyone see where that went?

stop ittttttttttttttt

oh let us have some fun why dont you? no ones getting hurt... except for the potatos

Culveria wrote:*keeping an eye on a potato on a table and looks away for a second and its gone when i look back at it*

.... did anyone see where that went?

Where what went?

*tries to look innocent while holding potato behind back*

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I know exactly how to win the war... (dramatic pause) POTATO NUKES!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

that was for my favorite dragon, she gets grumpy if he doesnt get her potato

Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:that was for my favorite dragon, she gets grumpy if he doesnt get her potato

*Tosses back potato*

Catch!

Keshell wrote:I know exactly how to win the war... (dramatic pause) POTATO NUKES!!!

I fear that's not going to work. All parties participating in the war have them (I think), and you'll start the cold potato war. And a cold potato is one of the least tasty forms of potato, except when it's raw and you gnaw in it... (:

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Kertnamass

Whenever I run for office, there's a free baked potato bar in my campaign headquarters. ;)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

*takes a bite out of a piece of pizza* if we want to win a war we could try dragons and the such

Cyrtes

Istanialand wrote:Whenever I run for office, there's a free baked potato bar in my campaign headquarters. ;)

Isn't that essentially a form of bribery?

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Kertnamass

i do believe it is

The Salaxalans

Do you like 15 people

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY DAMN ARMCHAIR FOR NINE WHOLE DAYS WATCHING THOSE DAMN TELESHOPPING SHOWS

CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL YOU HOODLUMS

*changes the channel to soap operas and feeds you some tapioca pudding*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Owllfarm wrote:*changes the channel to soap operas and feeds you some tapioca pudding*

You tryin' to kill our good ol' grampa,you ol' scot'man?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:You tryin' to kill our good ol' grampa,you ol' scot'man?!

*continues to feed him tapioca*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:You tryin' to kill our good ol' grampa,you ol' scot'man?!

Owllfarm wrote:*continues to feed him tapioca*

i think he is

Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:i think he is

I'm just trying to keep him well fed!

Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Owllfarm wrote:I'm just trying to keep him well fed!

DID I NOT SMACK YOU WITH MY SHOTGUN BEFORE? DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. TAKE THAT TAPIOCA AWAY. GET ME SOME RICE PUDDING.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DID I NOT SMACK YOU WITH MY SHOTGUN BEFORE? DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. TAKE THAT TAPIOCA AWAY. GET ME SOME RICE PUDDING.

Shhh, eat your tapioca, be a good grandpa and i'll read you a bedtime story! About baked potatoes!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

*Sits here and eats some sushi* 何?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DID I NOT SMACK YOU WITH MY SHOTGUN BEFORE? DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. TAKE THAT TAPIOCA AWAY. GET ME SOME RICE PUDDING.

but im not chinesze gramps,I am an empirialist

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Cyrtes

Owllfarm wrote:Shhh, eat your tapioca, be a good grandpa and i'll read you a bedtime story! About baked potatoes!

NOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOORE POTAAAATOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! *smacks potato out of hand*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:NOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOORE POTAAAATOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! *smacks potato out of hand*

*Throws a raw potato at your head knocking you out*

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

more pizza instead

Cyrtes

eujgh

*spits vomit all over the country*

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:but im not chinesze gramps,I am an empirialist

I'm capitalist

Cyrtes

Vurtusia wrote:Isn't that essentially a form of bribery?

You catch on quickly.

Cyrtes

Owllfarm wrote:Shhh, eat your tapioca, be a good grandpa and i'll read you a bedtime story! About baked potatoes!

*SCREAMS AND SMACKS REPEATEDLY WITH SHOTGUN*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Post self-deleted by Haidao Island.

Culveria wrote:more pizza instead

If it contains potatoes, sure!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*SCREAMS AND SMACKS REPEATEDLY WITH SHOTGUN*

Guys stop

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*SCREAMS AND SMACKS REPEATEDLY WITH SHOTGUN*

Once upon a time there was a mighty, mighty baked potato, one day a commie tried to eat him, so he poisoned himself and the commie died. And capitalism took a massive dump on the commie buggar.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Haidao Island

Owllfarm wrote:Once upon a time there was a mighty, mighty baked potato, one day a commie tried to eat him, so he poisoned himself and the commie died. And capitalism took a massive dump on the commie buggar.

Go capitalism

Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:Once upon a time there was a mighty, mighty baked potato, one day a commie tried to eat him, so he poisoned himself and the commie died. And capitalism took a massive dump on the commie buggar.

*PUMPS SHOTGUN* YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY HOME YOU DISGRACEFUL UNGRATEFUL RAPSCALLION OF A HOODLUM

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*PUMPS SHOTGUN* YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY HOME YOU DISGRACEFUL UNGRATEFUL RAPSCALLION OF A HOODLUM

Nah your good gramps

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*PUMPS SHOTGUN* YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY HOME YOU DISGRACEFUL UNGRATEFUL RAPSCALLION OF A HOODLUM

And then capitalism beat some freedom into the commie corpse, the end!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:And then capitalism beat some freedom into the commie corpse, the end!

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10, TO GET YOUR UGLY, YELLA, NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10, TO GET YOUR UGLY, YELLA, NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY

Nah I'm good dude

Matrixulated

*heavily scaled dragon looks down at gramps its entire body covered in diamond scales* i suggest backing down old man, shes at my beckon and quite hungry

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10, TO GET YOUR UGLY, YELLA, NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY

Do you want me to tuck you in?

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:*heavily scaled dragon looks down at gramps its entire body covered in diamond scales* i suggest backing down old man, shes at my beckon and quite hungry

*eastern dragon looks at the western one* the old man has been making trouble

Owllfarm wrote:Do you want me to tuck you in?

10!

9!

Culveria wrote:*heavily scaled dragon looks down at gramps its entire body covered in diamond scales* i suggest backing down old man, shes at my beckon and quite hungry

I'M GONNA GIVE [I]YOU[/I] TO THE COUNT OF 5 TO GET YOUR EDGY NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Screw off old man

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:10!

9!

I'M GONNA GIVE [I]YOU[/I] TO THE COUNT OF 5 TO GET YOUR EDGY NO-GOOD KEISTER OFF MY PROPERTY

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