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Region: Spiritus

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The Parron Republic wrote:Stop like spamming, JZJ. And stop puppet posting! Cyka!

First of all; why? - Is it against the rules? Is it against the Law and a crime?! - Secondly, I don't always "like spam" or "puppet post", but when I do there's a reason and a purpose...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

[spoiler= Chaos Space Marines liked this, obviously](rough translations)

Jon "the Hawk" of Parrona dead

Parronan Brotherhood declares independence

(Yay, a kingdom in flames. )

No named heir!

Neo-Fascist "Parronan Hegemony" established

Republican ministers forms the Parliament of Beljaki, declares the Grand Republic of Parrona

[/spoiler]

[spoiler= Meta ]

Successful assassination

Ruler dead

No named heir

Succession Crisis

Multiple Rebellions

Ministers calling for dissolution of the Dual Government

Parrona receives event: *001 18th Great Fracturing

Every nation within immediate communication and immediate military response range receives event: *0001 18th Fracturing of the Kingdom of Parrona and Parron Republic

Parronan Brotherhood declares independence from Parrona

Parronan Hegemony declares war on Parrona

Republic of Parrona declares war on the Kingdom of Parrona

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Paxica Culverus

The Parron Republic wrote:[spoiler= Chaos Space Marines liked this, obviously](rough translations)

Jon "the Hawk" of Parrona dead

Parronan Brotherhood declares independence

(Yay, a kingdom in flames. )

No named heir!

Neo-Fascist "Parronan Hegemony" established

Republican ministers forms the Parliament of Beljaki, declares the Grand Republic of Parrona

[/spoiler]

[spoiler= Meta ]

Successful assassination

Ruler dead

No named heir

Succession Crisis

Multiple Rebellions

Ministers calling for dissolution of the Dual Government

Parrona receives event: *001 18th Great Fracturing

Every nation within immediate communication and immediate military response range receives event: *0001 18th Fracturing of the Kingdom of Parrona and Parron Republic

Parronan Brotherhood declares independence from Parrona

Parronan Hegemony declares war on Parrona

Republic of Parrona declares war on the Kingdom of Parrona

[/spoiler]

Jon "the Hawk" of Parrona dead!

• Ruler dead

• No named heir

• Succession Crisis

Parronan Crisis Averted as the "J + L = S" Theory Confirmed!

• Jon "the Hawk" of House Parrona & Lady Lyanna of House Spud had a secret love-child, and his name is Studly!

• The Studly Spud invites the warring factions of Parrona to unite under his banner and bend the knee to the rightful heir of House Parrona!

• The real enemies of the realm....the Dragons of Culveria & The Spam King....continue march on Parrona....!

Who's with me?

[I]Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Paxica Culverus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hello! I wonder have you the time or inclination to talk about Jezus?... **puts foot in door**

Delightful!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

HI, I am Fordana. I plan to be a huge r and D player on the defender side. I have played NS for multiple years now, but the one thing I haven't done is do some serious defending. So yeah um, hi xD

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Fordana Iv wrote:HI, I am Fordana. I plan to be a huge r and D player on the defender side. I have played NS for multiple years now, but the one thing I haven't done is do some serious defending. So yeah um, hi xD

Hey dude! What was your previous nation?

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Fordana Iv

Tim-Opolis wrote:Hey dude! What was your previous nation?

Well, take a wild guess.

I actually use two, my main is [nation=short]Fordana[/nation]

My other is [nation=short]Fordana[/nation] III

I'm very active in both of those regions, so don't expect me to be like on every five minutes, but I can be pretty active.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Jon "the Hawk" of Parrona dead!

• Ruler dead

• No named heir

• Succession Crisis

Parronan Crisis Averted as the "J + L = S" Theory Confirmed!

• Jon "the Hawk" of House Parrona & Lady Lyanna of House Spud had a secret love-child, and his name is Studly!

• The Studly Spud invites the warring factions of Parrona to unite under his banner and bend the knee to the rightful heir of House Parrona!

• The real enemies of the realm....the Dragons of Culveria & The Spam King....continue march on Parrona....!

Who's with me?

[I]Huzzah!

Looks lovely, however, I'm planning on dragging Parrona down further, by having 10 still legitimate successors fighting for the throne and 4 simultaneous rebellions.

Bigger threat? Not one but (Every neighbor-Snakkra-neutrals+human nations-Owwala=5) 5! We should have built a wall of fortresses.

I only watch GoT for the amazing K/D some characters have...

Achllys wrote:Delightful!

Here... *coughs up blood and drops a suona* (look it up)

Fordana Iv wrote:HI, I am Fordana. I plan to be a huge r and D player on the defender side. I have played NS for multiple years now, but the one thing I haven't done is do some serious defending. So yeah um, hi xD

Hello.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fordana Iv

The Parron Republic wrote:Looks lovely, however, I'm planning on dragging Parrona down further, by having 10 still legitimate successors fighting for the throne and 4 simultaneous rebellions.

Bigger threat? Not one but (Every neighbor-Snakkra-neutrals+human nations-Owwala=5) 5! We should have built a wall of fortresses.

I only watch GoT for the amazing K/D some characters have...

Here... *coughs up blood and drops a suona* (look it up)

Hello.

Sup

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Second post, I know Culveria, shut up. *lifts up the suona and plays a low 6* (loud little things, aren't they?)

**Direct Transmission from the Parronan Brotherhood**

**security level: S6

Hello capitalist and imperialist dogs, I am Admiral Zhukov of the red fleet, it shouldn't surprise you that the United Socialist Planets of Vultur would try to interfere in this war, however, you must be surprised at how much we're willing to commit, how far we will go to topple one of the oldest, the most corrupt and ineffective form of government, in a few months, the dual government will fail, and the petty princes will be rid of their kingdom and throne.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Fordana Iv

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Heya all, my name is John and I'm new to this game. I've moved to this region for a few days now but I'm still new here too. I thought I would introduce myself.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, Fordana Iv

Red Fleet crushed

Flank-Admiral promoted to Section Coordinator

Oldest Prince claims crown

Eakiran Federation intervenes to stop "terrorists"

Eakiran Federation supporting Republic of Parrona

Grand Fiek of Horsea blows up in Wyldfyre explosion

(GoT reference)

Horsean military decimated by chain reaction

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fordana Iv

The Parron Republic wrote:...I'm planning on dragging Parrona down further, by having 10 still legitimate successors fighting for the throne and 4 simultaneous rebellions...
**JZJ backs all sides**

The Parron Republic wrote:Red Fleet resurrected

Flank-Admiral promoted to Section Coordinator

Oldest Prince claims crown and is immediately struck down by a plague...

Eakiran Federation intervenes to stop "terrorists"

Eakiran Federation supporting Republic of Parrona

Grand Fiek of Horsea blows up in Wyldfyre explosion

(GoT reference)

Horsean military decimated by chain reaction

**JZJ intervenes**

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Fordana Iv

Yuwen Empire wrote:Heya all, my name is John and I'm new to this game. I've moved to this region for a few days now but I'm still new here too. I thought I would introduce myself.

Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Yuwen Empire, Fordana Iv

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**JZJ backs all sides**

**JZJ intervenes**

Is J-Z-J 'The Many-Faced God' of legend?

He's certainly eaten many faces.

Does Lord J-Z-J support Studly Spud's claim as the rightful heir to House Parrona?

"**JZJ intervenes**"....?

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Achllys wrote:Hello, Spiritus.

Fordana Iv wrote:HI, I am Fordana . . .

Yuwen Empire wrote:Heya all, my name is John . . .

Hello all, and welcome to Spiritus!

Potato for [nation=short]achllys[/nation]!

Potato for [nation=short]fordana_iv[/nation]!

Potato for [nation=short]yuwen_empire[/nation]!

Enjoy!

[B]M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Yuwen Empire, Fordana Iv

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Must be why I like garlic butter...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:[Oh no....oh no he didn't!

Huzzah!

I am unflinching in the glare of Gallic, ghoulish, garlic, gastronomical garishness.

Meh!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello to every beautiful person!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Conservative Hellenic State wrote:Hello to every beautiful person!

Hello Greek person

Matrixulated

Conservative Hellenic State wrote:Hello to every beautiful person!

Well that's me taken care of . . .

Hello back at you!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Nationalistic Sweden wrote:This is a strange group

Haha indeed (?)

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:All that weight Spiritus lost for the Summer . . . just to gain it all back in one big nation of wobbly lard!

Ughhh! Pass me the ice-cream.

M.

Actually, I've been on an extreme workout and now I'm jacked!

*flexes for the ladies*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Is J-Z-J 'The Many-Faced God' of legend?

He's certainly eaten many faces.

Does Lord J-Z-J support Studly Spud's claim as the rightful heir to House Parrona?

"**JZJ intervenes**"....?

Huzzah!

[spoiler=Clarification: **JZJ intervenes**]

Great British Federation deploys the full might of the Army, Navy, and the Airforce, to support their allies in a "Coalition of the Willing" - At present this includes; [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation], although negotiations are ongoing with [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] in trying to get them to join...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Elizabeth the First, Jedi-Zombi George III, Jedi-Zombi Victoria, aswell as Jedi-Zombi Churchill, Jedi-Zombi Admiral Nelson, Jedi-Zombi Duke of Wellington, and Jedi-Zombi Montgomery to lead**

The Dark Norse deploys the Viking Fleet, and readies the Berserker Battalions for any that request their assistance...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Rollo 1st Duke of Normandy, Jedi-Zombi Olaf Tryggvason, Jedi-Zombi Svein Forkbeard, Jedi-Zombi Leif Eriksson, and Jedi-Zombi Harald Hardrada to lead**

▪[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] remains neutral...

Eurasian Alliance powers up the Tesla Coils, warms up the Missile Silos, readies the Red Army, the Red Naval Fleet, the Red Aerospace Fleet, the Special Ops Forces, and the NKVD PsyOps "Thought Police" Division - MiniTru produces new editions of all official records...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Lenin, Jedi-Zombi Trotsky, Jedi-Zombi Stalin, Jedi-Zombi Kropotkin, Jedi-Zombi Brezhnev, Jedi-Zombi Zhukov, Jedi-Zombi Genghis Khan, and the Jedi-Zombi Golden Hordes**

▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation] deploys the [REDACTED], numbering in the [REDACTED], to the regions of [REDACTED]...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Chairman Miaow; to be stroked by Jedi-Zombi Chairman Mao, Jedi-Zombi Tokugawa, Jedi-Zombi Hirohito, and Jedi-Zombi Kim Il Sung, and raises the Jedi-Zombi Eastazian Hordes (comprising of all military personnel who died in action across all Eastazian territories (from India and China to South East Asia, and all the Pacific Islands) in the past 500 years! - The Earth trembles - They join the Eurasian Forces**

**Animal Farmerica grabs popcorn for the show - Might aswell stay out of things for once!**

**The Lord JZ Jezus looks on and approves**[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Actually, I've been on an extreme workout and now I'm jacked!

*flexes for the ladies*

You need a millennia of exercise to trim.

*uses personal frigate to blow up nearest star*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[spoiler=Clarification: **JZJ intervenes**]

Great British Federation deploys the full might of the Army, Navy, and the Airforce, to support their allies in a "Coalition of the Willing" - At present this includes; [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation], although negotiations are ongoing with [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] in trying to get them to join...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Elizabeth the First, Jedi-Zombi George III, Jedi-Zombi Victoria, aswell as Jedi-Zombi Churchill, Jedi-Zombi Admiral Nelson, Jedi-Zombi Duke of Wellington, and Jedi-Zombi Montgomery to lead**

The Dark Norse deploys the Viking Fleet, and readies the Berserker Battalions for any that request their assistance...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Rollo 1st Duke of Normandy, Jedi-Zombi Olaf Tryggvason, Jedi-Zombi Svein Forkbeard, Jedi-Zombi Leif Eriksson, and Jedi-Zombi Harald Hardrada to lead**

▪[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] remains neutral...

Eurasian Alliance powers up the Tesla Coils, warms up the Missile Silos, readies the Red Army, the Red Naval Fleet, the Red Aerospace Fleet, the Special Ops Forces, and the NKVD PsyOps "Thought Police" Division - MiniTru produces new editions of all official records...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Lenin, Jedi-Zombi Trotsky, Jedi-Zombi Stalin, Jedi-Zombi Kropotkin, Jedi-Zombi Brezhnev, Jedi-Zombi Zhukov, Jedi-Zombi Genghis Khan, and the Jedi-Zombi Golden Hordes**

▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation] deploys the [REDACTED], numbering in the [REDACTED], to the regions of [REDACTED]...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Chairman Miaow; to be stroked by Jedi-Zombi Chairman Mao, Jedi-Zombi Tokugawa, Jedi-Zombi Hirohito, and Jedi-Zombi Kim Il Sung, and raises the Jedi-Zombi Eastazian Hordes (comprising of all military personnel who died in action across all Eastazian territories (from India and China to South East Asia, and all the Pacific Islands) in the past 500 years! - The Earth trembles - They join the Eurasian Forces**

**Animal Farmerica grabs popcorn for the show - Might aswell stay out of things for once!**

**The Lord JZ Jezus looks on and approves**[/spoiler]

You people are not getting close to Parron, never.

*every fleet leaves Parron before the Thunder Dragon activates, preventing FTL travel to and from Parron*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[spoiler=Clarification: **JZJ intervenes**]

Great British Federation deploys the full might of the Army, Navy, and the Airforce, to support their allies in a "Coalition of the Willing" - At present this includes; [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation], although negotiations are ongoing with [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] in trying to get them to join...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Elizabeth the First, Jedi-Zombi George III, Jedi-Zombi Victoria, aswell as Jedi-Zombi Churchill, Jedi-Zombi Admiral Nelson, Jedi-Zombi Duke of Wellington, and Jedi-Zombi Montgomery to lead**

The Dark Norse deploys the Viking Fleet, and readies the Berserker Battalions for any that request their assistance...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Rollo 1st Duke of Normandy, Jedi-Zombi Olaf Tryggvason, Jedi-Zombi Svein Forkbeard, Jedi-Zombi Leif Eriksson, and Jedi-Zombi Harald Hardrada to lead**

▪[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] remains neutral...

Eurasian Alliance powers up the Tesla Coils, warms up the Missile Silos, readies the Red Army, the Red Naval Fleet, the Red Aerospace Fleet, the Special Ops Forces, and the NKVD PsyOps "Thought Police" Division - MiniTru produces new editions of all official records...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Lenin, Jedi-Zombi Trotsky, Jedi-Zombi Stalin, Jedi-Zombi Kropotkin, Jedi-Zombi Brezhnev, Jedi-Zombi Zhukov, Jedi-Zombi Genghis Khan, and the Jedi-Zombi Golden Hordes**

▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation] deploys the [REDACTED], numbering in the [REDACTED], to the regions of [REDACTED]...

**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Chairman Miaow; to be stroked by Jedi-Zombi Chairman Mao, Jedi-Zombi Tokugawa, Jedi-Zombi Hirohito, and Jedi-Zombi Kim Il Sung, and raises the Jedi-Zombi Eastazian Hordes (comprising of all military personnel who died in action across all Eastazian territories (from India and China to South East Asia, and all the Pacific Islands) in the past 500 years! - The Earth trembles - They join the Eurasian Forces**

**Animal Farmerica grabs popcorn for the show - Might aswell stay out of things for once!**

**The Lord JZ Jezus looks on and approves**[/spoiler]

[spoiler=[sub]Psstt![/sub]]▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation] stays clear of this conflict, as it is where the Lord JZ Jezus sent all Jedi-Zombi Fascists; including Jedi-Zombi Hitler - It is home to all the Jedi-Zombi Nazi High Command, the Jedi-Zombi SS, the Jedi-Zombi Stormtroopers, and all those that follow the path to the Dark Side - We also have all the cookies...[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:You people are not getting close to Parron, never.

*every fleet leaves Parron before the Thunder Dragon activates, preventing FTL travel to and from Parron*

What part of omnipresence and omnipotence do you not understand?! Besides some of those forces will side with you, should you so choose to accept their assistance...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hail the Revolution! Hi I am new here.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Thyracineholm

Aboriginal-Australia wrote:Hail the Revolution! Hi I am new here.

Welcome, to you and your didgeridoo!

Have a potato and join the mêlée!

M.

Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Actually, I've been on an extreme workout and now I'm jacked!

*flexes for the ladies*

The Parron Republic wrote:You need a millennia of exercise to trim.

Bwah hah hah hahhhhh!

Pwned!

LL Cool Itro?

Raaaarrrrhhh!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:What part of omnipresence and omnipotence do you not understand?! Besides some of those forces will side with you, should you so choose to accept their assistance...

Just stay out thank you!

*civil war grinds into a stalemate*

Matrixulated wrote: Bwah hah hah hahhhhh!

Pwned!

LL Cool Itro?

Raaaarrrrhhh!

M.

Considering the fact that Itro was gone for only a month...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello, Spiritus! Please accept this invitation to the World Arts Fair, a game-wide arts festival for all members of NationStates. Check out this dispatch linked below and join us by submitting your art (music, visual arts, writing) and becoming a part of the Discord Channel to find out more details - linked in this dispatch - https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=861531.

You can also follow our NS Game Play forum post here to follow the latest updates - https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=419879.

If you would like more details regarding the event, please contact me via TG, or through Discord (Lo #1662).

The RIA hopes to see you there!

Lo

[nation=short]Dixadoing[/nation]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Official contact with Parron lost

Beljaki, the capital of the Republic of Parrona, threatened

(pretty much dead)

Long live Queen Cersei III, Queen and sovereign of Horsea, Custodian of Sanctuary, Protector and Defender of the Realm and its citizens, and Guardian of the Grand Fiek of Cradle. May her reign be long and prosperous. God save the queen!

(Last title is f***ing really ironic because it was she who blew up the Grand Fiek of Cradle. )

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Actually, I've been on an extreme workout and now I'm jacked!

*flexes for the ladies*

Aww, nice try, now I'll try to make an exaggerated version of you. RP wise.

[spoiler= Propaganda ]

Quote from Culveria - Whatwasitagainhansholokaga parronisgreat mynameisculverus nicesashimibutIcan'ttoleratewasabi, Parroncantoleratewasabibecauseheasian

*half of Matrixulated is wasteland*

Reply from Matrixulated:

What I'm not even playing, I'm mature enough to not sit down and play with you. (and this Parron is still being a prick)

[/spoiler]

Also, Itro, I swear to the gods that you did not bother asking for less when eating at a hawker center.

*gets shot by 3F militias*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

DAMN YOU ALL.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DAMN YOU ALL.

Blyat!

*reloads grenade launcher*

Oh, niiicccceee to meet you.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aboriginal-Australia wrote:Hail the Revolution! Hi I am new here.

G'day mate!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Auztraalia wrote:G'day mate!

Oh the bastard effed off and moved already!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Blyat!

*reloads grenade launcher*

Oh, niiicccceee to meet you.

IT'S THE GODDAMN RUSKIES AND BOLSHIES ALL OVER AGAIN, TRYING TO DESTROY OUR TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN AMERICAN CAPITALIST VALUES!

BY GOD, THIS WON'T GO UNNOTICED. BRING OUT THE ARTILLERY! THE INFANTRY! FOR AMERICA!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Auztraalia wrote:Oh the bastard effed off and moved already!

Perhaps he felt oppressed by your existence.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

100-years since Paschendale.

"We stand on the shoulders of giants."

Respect and eternal thanks!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DAMN YOU ALL.

Heyyyy, OGG, that hurts my feelings!

I have nothing but respect and gratitude for you and your service to this great country!

Why be so mean?

Do you need a hug, sir?

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paxica Culverus

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT'S THE GODDAMN RUSKIES AND BOLSHIES ALL OVER AGAIN, TRYING TO DESTROY OUR TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN AMERICAN CAPITALIST VALUES!

BY GOD, THIS WON'T GO UNNOTICED. BRING OUT THE ARTILLERY! THE INFANTRY! FOR AMERICA!

*pats a cyclonic torpedo*

Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Heyyyy, OGG, that hurts my feelings!

I have nothing but respect and gratitude for you and your service to this great country!

Why be so mean?

Do you need a hug, sir?

Huzzah!

EXCEPT YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE GRANDSON.

The Parron Republic wrote:*pats a cyclonic torpedo*

MEN, BRING OUT THE NUKES! THE RUSKIES ARE THREATENING US WITH TORPEDOES!

Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Paxica Culverus

Can anybody endorse me on the WA? I'd like to put in an environmental protection act.

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:EXCEPT YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE GRANDSON.

MEN, BRING OUT THE NUKES! THE RUSKIES ARE THREATENING US WITH TORPEDOES!

They have a 99% chance to hit us!

Nah, it's Xcom, they will miss.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The United Republic Of Atlantica wrote:Can anybody endorse me on the WA? I'd like to put in an environmental protection act.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:They have a 99% chance to hit us!

Nah, it's Xcom, they will miss.

RETREAT, RUSKIES, OR FACE A FIERY DEATH.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:RETREAT, RUSKIES, OR FACE A FIERY DEATH.

What? Ruskies? The one we keep supporting due to their honesty?

You guys have 99% accuracy, Xcom terms.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT'S THE GODDAMN RUSKIES AND BOLSHIES ALL OVER AGAIN, TRYING TO DESTROY OUR TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN AMERICAN CAPITALIST VALUES!

BY GOD, THIS WON'T GO UNNOTICED. BRING OUT THE ARTILLERY! THE INFANTRY! FOR AMERICA!

WELCOME TO THE IDIOCY OF THE DISGUSTING INFIDEL WEST AND THE GREAT SATAN; AMERICA!

**Expectorates on the floor**

✡ CAN'T EVEN RECOGNISE THE TANGLED WEB THEY'VE WOVEN!

☭ CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!

🕋 CAN'T FOCUS ON MORE THAN ONE THREAT AT ONE TIME!!!

🤔DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE REAL THREATS ARE!!!😂

♻KEEPS GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES RECYCLING OLD THREATS, OLD ENEMIES; TURNING THEM INTO FRIENDS, AND BACK AGAIN; CREATING ENEMIES OLD AND NEW, ALL THE WHILE RUNNING OUT OF ANY TRUE FRIENDS♻

SOON THE DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED AND NOOONE WILL HELP YOU!

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

[spoiler= Fall of Beljaki ]

Government forces have advanced into Beljaki, and the Commander in charge of the operation has announced the successful capture of the German capital after a pitched battle. Striking at dawn, Loyalist commandos seized the Kanin Airport while armored columns advanced along the Frankfurter Allee. (German quarter)

With the Reipublikaskrieg under Loyalist control, fighting in the city has largely ended. The current status of the Reipubliks government remains unclear, but it is believed that at least some elements of it escaped the planet before its fall.[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:WELCOME TO THE IDIOCY OF [SHOUTING SNIP] NOOONE WILL HELP YOU!

It's all very loud around here

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

Matrixulated wrote:Hello all, and welcome to Spiritus!

Potato for [nation=short]achllys[/nation]!

Potato for [nation=short]fordana_iv[/nation]!

Potato for [nation=short]yuwen_empire[/nation]!

Enjoy!

[B]M.

*gasps* I got a potato

MOVING HERE WAS WORTH IT

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Eurasian Alliance.

Post self-deleted by Eurasian Alliance.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT'S THE GODDAMN RUSKIES AND BOLSHIES ALL OVER AGAIN, TRYING TO DESTROY OUR TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN AMERICAN CAPITALIST VALUES!

BY GOD, THIS WON'T GO UNNOTICED. BRING OUT THE ARTILLERY! THE INFANTRY! FOR AMERICA!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:RETREAT, RUSKIES, OR FACE A FIERY DEATH.

We have a larger stockpile of nuclear weapons than you - Whilst we face a fiery death so will you, your allies, and probably everyone else! - It's MAD I tell you!!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Fordana Iv

Eurasian Alliance wrote:We have a larger stockpile of nuclear weapons than you - Whilst we face a fiery death so will you, your allies, and probably everyone else! - It's MAD I tell you!!

Or, WMD

I don't get it either

Matrixulated

Eurasian Alliance wrote:We have a larger stockpile of nuclear weapons than you - Whilst we face a fiery death so will you, your allies, and probably everyone else! - It's MAD I tell you!!

Fordana Iv wrote:Or, WMD

I don't get it either

At least we have potatoes!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Fordana Iv

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:EXCEPT YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE GRANDSON.

MEN, BRING OUT THE NUKES! THE RUSKIES ARE THREATENING US WITH TORPEDOES!

Awww, gee thanks, OGG!

Nukes upcoming....the Ruskies shall not defile your lawn!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Fordana Iv

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Awww, gee thanks, OGG!

Nukes upcoming....the Ruskies shall not defile your lawn!

Huzzah!

You ass-kissing suck-up!

LOL!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Fordana Iv

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Awww, gee thanks, OGG!

Nukes upcoming....the Ruskies shall not defile your lawn!

Huzzah!

Remember, Chaos Space Marines always wins a fair fight.

Matrixulated, Fordana Iv

[spoiler= Republic of Parrona capitulates ]

Prime Minister Firas has announced that the cowardly Reipublikan nation could no longer withstand the pressure from the overwhelming presence of Loyalist forces throughout the country. The remnants of the Reipublikan government chose to flee the country and has gone into exile. Their forces have capitulated, and Loyalist Parrona is now in control of their systems.

Though the civil war continues elsewhere, this is a great victory for Loyalist Parrona.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fordana Iv

The United Republic Of Atlantica wrote:Can anybody endorse me on the WA? I'd like to put in an environmental protection act.

I hope he read ALL the previous legislation.

It would be poor form to include even more redundancy in the resolutions.

Truly, there are only a mere 404, some of which are already repealed!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Fordana Iv

The Parron Republic wrote:What? Ruskies? The one we keep supporting due to their honesty?

You guys have 99% accuracy, Xcom terms.

WE SAID, STEP DOWN.

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:WELCOME TO THE IDIOCY OF THE DISGUSTING INFIDEL WEST AND THE GREAT SATAN; AMERICA!

**Expectorates on the floor**

✡ CAN'T EVEN RECOGNISE THE TANGLED WEB THEY'VE WOVEN!

☭ CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!

🕋 CAN'T FOCUS ON MORE THAN ONE THREAT AT ONE TIME!!!

🤔DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE REAL THREATS ARE!!!😂

♻KEEPS GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES RECYCLING OLD THREATS, OLD ENEMIES; TURNING THEM INTO FRIENDS, AND BACK AGAIN; CREATING ENEMIES OLD AND NEW, ALL THE WHILE RUNNING OUT OF ANY TRUE FRIENDS♻

SOON THE DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED AND NOOONE WILL HELP YOU!

...SAYS THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.

Eurasian Alliance wrote:We have a larger stockpile of nuclear weapons than you - Whilst we face a fiery death so will you, your allies, and probably everyone else! - It's MAD I tell you!!

IT'S WORTH IT.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Awww, gee thanks, OGG!

Nukes upcoming....the Ruskies shall not defile your lawn!

Huzzah!

NICE.

Matrixulated wrote:You ass-kissing suck-up!

LOL!

M.

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, Fordana Iv

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WE SAID, STEP DOWN.

...SAYS THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.

IT'S WORTH IT.

NICE.

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.

*invades earth*

...and there is no mother ship, so, don't use movie tactics.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Neo Cynopolis.

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Both sides of my family were on the Scottish side at the battle of Culoden, my dad's side stayed low in the lowlands while my mom's side fled to France, got involved in the 30 years war, then fled to Ireland. I often forget about the french side, but there's not much aside from Lafeyette's aid de camp later years later. We have used to have a sword that supposedly belonged to him but it was stolen years ago, the documentation is gone because it fell into the hands of a relative who eventually went mad. My family tree is very complex, we have ties to the O'Brien Family, a soldier named Simon in William the Conqueror's invasion of England, ties to the Fraser Clan in Scotland, both sides fought in the American Revolution, some Catholic Martyrs, Comanches and Pioneers agreeing not to kill each other through marriage a couple years after the Texas Revolution, a relative who died in the Goliad Massacre, a statesman from Illinois, a WWII Veteran, Vietnam veterans, and a crazy uncle who was in the marines during the first Gulf War.

My family history is f*cking complex.

***EDIT***

For some reason in my sleep deprived state when writing the above, I somehow thought the 30 year's war was in 1746. I would like to point out that I was going on day three of no sleep on account of work and school matters. So in short, to my knowledge, we don't have any known ties to the 30 year's war. I honestly I have no idea how the 30 years's war got in there. I wrote this due to my realization after watching a documentary and hearing '1648' and my desire for historical accuracy.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:*invades earth*

...and there is no mother ship, so, don't use movie tactics.

AMERICANS! INITIATE TITTY TWISTING!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Hello all, and welcome to Spiritus!

Potato for [nation=short]achllys[/nation]!

Potato for [nation=short]fordana_iv[/nation]!

Potato for [nation=short]yuwen_empire[/nation]!

Enjoy!

[B]M.

Thank you very much for the warm welcome and the potato.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:AMERICANS! INITIATE TITTY TWISTING!

Geneva Conventions never apply to us, sooooooo...

*3 asteroids with their own Warp Drives were accelerated to the speed of light and collided with major population centres (Atalanta, Shanghai and Kaliningrad)*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

The Parron Republic wrote:Geneva Conventions never apply to us, sooooooo...

*3 asteroids with their own Warp Drives were accelerated to the speed of light and collided with major population centres (Atalanta, Shanghai and Kaliningrad)*

Why not 4 asteroids?

(Pre)History would tell you that using asteroids to target the Earth for major E.L.E. destruction works best when the impact site is in the oceans, or near major sites of volcanism - Could I suggest you target one on the Yellowstone Supervolcano or the Gulf of Mexico (your choice), another in the Pacific Ocean; near Hawaii or just off the coast of Japan, another in the Indian Ocean just off the coast of Indonesia, and one lastly targetted just off the coast of Iceland...

But then again you said these asteroids have warp drive, and are travelling at the speed of light, so no matter where they impact they will do massive damage, perhaps you only need 1 asteroid, and you could up the speed, afterall warp drive can do soo much more!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

Endless Sumer wrote:Why not 4 asteroids?

(Pre)History would tell you that using asteroids to target the Earth for major E.L.E. destruction works best when the impact site is in the oceans, or near major sites of volcanism - Could I suggest you target one on the Yellowstone Supervolcano or the Gulf of Mexico (your choice), another in the Pacific Ocean; near Hawaii or just off the coast of Japan, another in the Indian Ocean just off the coast of Indonesia, and one lastly targetted just off the coast of Iceland...

But then again you said these asteroids have warp drive, and are travelling at the speed of light, so no matter where they impact they will do massive damage, perhaps you only need 1 asteroid, and you could up the speed, afterall warp drive can do soo much more!

But I still want to see the Big Ben, the Statue of Liberty could go though...

...Good bye NYC!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:But I still want to see the Big Ben, the Statue of Liberty could go though...

...Good bye NYC!

OY VEY! New York?! - So many of my People there!! Someone might think they were a target...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

The Twelve Tribes wrote:OY VEY! New York?! - So many of my People there!! Someone might think they were a target...

Whaa? I'm in the vacuum of space and I can't lip read!

*makes a calculation error and destroys Barcelona instead*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...SAYS THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION...
...THAT YOU CREATED!
The Twelve Tribes wrote:OY VEY! New York?! - So many of my People there!! Someone might think they were a target...

YOU may think that, I couldn't possibly comment!

Now then, I have a prior engagement that I have to attend...

*Parties with much machine fire hurled into the air*

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Geneva Conventions never apply to us, sooooooo...

*3 asteroids with their own Warp Drives were accelerated to the speed of light and collided with major population centres (Atalanta, Shanghai and Kaliningrad)*

*TWISTS YOUR SOLDIERS' NIPPLES*

Matrixulated, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:...THAT YOU CREATED!YOU may think that, I couldn't possibly comment!

Now then, I have a prior engagement that I have to attend...

*Parties with much machine fire hurled into the air*

EXCUSE ME, WE CREATED THE ORGANIZATION THAT CREATED YOU. WE DIDN'T CREATE YOU. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*TWISTS YOUR SOLDIERS' NIPPLES*

Some of them might like that!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:*invades earth*

...and there is no mother ship, so, don't use movie tactics.

But if he build a quantum catalyst generator which generates a parallel negative energy vector to the covalent space time continium,

we could, with the proper callibration, engage the gravity engine to resonate with the polarized convergence bilinear fuel,

causing catastrophical escalation and thus making your ships rip themselves apart!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:But if he build a quantum catalyst generator which generates a parallel negative energy vector to the covalent space time continium,

we could, with the proper callibration, engage the gravity engine to resonate with the polarized convergence bilinear fuel,

causing catastrophical escalation and thus making your ships rip themselves apart!

I must applaud you mate, on the high quality pseudoscientific techno-jargon, mumbo-jumbo, and gobbledygook! 👏👏👏👏👏

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:AMERICANS! INITIATE TITTY TWISTING!

BRAZILISTANIS! EXPOSE YOUR BREASTS!! 😳😂

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

Alekseandrea wrote:But if he build a quantum catalyst generator which generates a parallel negative energy vector to the covalent space time continium,

we could, with the proper callibration, engage the gravity engine to resonate with the polarized convergence bilinear fuel,

causing catastrophical escalation and thus making your ships rip themselves apart!

Um, quick invade Asia.

Puppet the Malay Archipelago, and let's move on.

*successfully destroys NYC*

Finally.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Auztraalia wrote:Some of them might like that!

OH NO.

Greater Brazilistan wrote:BRAZILISTANIS! EXPOSE YOUR BREASTS!! 😳😂

HELL YEAH, BRAZILISTAN.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OH NO.

HELL YEAH, BRAZILISTAN.

Quick, puppet the Międzymorze.

(Invasion of Poland and the Baltics, repelled.)

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Um, quick invade Asia.

Puppet the Malay Archipelago, and let's move on.

*successfully destroys NYC*

Finally.

Nobody cares if you destroy NYC.

It happens every invasion AND it's practically gentrification.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Nobody cares if you destroy NYC.

It happens every invasion AND it's practically gentrification.

Oh, well, big countries go first, then I'll negotiate with the smaller ones.

*campaign in Asia fails due to guerilla fighters*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia

What about exposed breasts?

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

I wonder if i can arm or militarize my free roaming dinosaurs

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Blazedtopia wrote:I wonder if i can arm or militarize my free roaming dinosaurs

Like the BernieSandersSaurus?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

Matrixulated wrote:

Like the BernieSandersSaurus?

M.

Now your gettin it :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Blazedtopia wrote:Now your gettin it :D
Could you imagine if i armed a BernieSandersSaurus with Patriot Missle Defense System, Autonomous Gattling Guns, and Laser Sighted Tomahawk Cruise Missles to Congree and the World Assembly to pass legislation outlawing meteor's, astroids, and comet's from our planet and to make valcano's pay taxes for their eruptions. Oh and bill to get his wife out the trouble for the money 💰 she took hahah.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Anybody want endorements? ;-) Endorse me and I'll endorse ya back :-D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*devastates both coasts of the USA*

What is this? A conditional surrender from the USA? Eh. Nothing short of unconditional surrender.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:*devastates both coasts of the USA*

What is this? A conditional surrender from the USA? Eh. Nothing short of unconditional surrender.

*DESTROYS ALL YOUR SHIPS*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Parron Republic wrote:*Uses Xcom 1's plot armour to force the surrender of world powers*

*negotiates with smaller states for loyalty for the rights to the stars and protection*

Alright, back to canon.

(named city is copied from somewhere at a joke)

[spoiler= Fall of Nutfall ]

Loyalist forces have stormed and taken Nutfall, the largest city in the Hawttany region. The naval base at Sun's End Spaceport, former headquarters of the Reipublika's Fleet, has also fallen.

According to witnesses, beleaguered Eakiran reinforcements retreated to Invader's Folly, where they continued to offer stubborn resistance until they were subjected to an intense artillery and orbital bombardment. With this port under its control, the fall of the Reipublika seems imminent.

[/spoiler]

*REKS UR SH!T*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.