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I think there is too many for that

Grumpy Grandma

How many Jesus(s)(i) are in this nation?

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

A lot but there are even too many lamas for them

Grumpy Grandma

We need to rise up to fight the lamas

Grumpy Grandma

Otatoes are the real problem here. We must eradicate them, in the name of The Great Potato!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Potatoes! Not otatos and parrots shall peck the lamas to death!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

dragons... eat the llamas *thousands of dragons fly and eat the llamas* potatogion, otatoes are the child of potatoes, they are equal to potatoes, both great greatness, we must bring otatoes and there forefather the potatoes together my friend

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The parrots will still peck the lamas to death.

We succeeded! The coup is in full swing! Finally our corrupted federal government is overthrown! Long live the serene republic of parrona!

Culveria wrote:dragons... eat the llamas *thousands of dragons fly and eat the llamas* potatogion, otatoes are the child of potatoes, they are equal to potatoes, both great greatness, we must bring otatoes and there forefather the potatoes together my friend

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You don't see a otatogion around here do you? Otatoes may be similar to Potatoes, but they are not equal. I shall let otatoes have their rights, but I shall never regard them as equal.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

i suggest not, dragons are protective of there meals and if the parrots go near the llamas they will most likely get eaten too

Potatogion wrote:You don't see a otatogion around here do you? Otatoes may be similar to Potatoes, but they are not equal. I shall let otatoes have their rights, but I shall never regard them as equal.

why not? they have the same taste, texture, and everything, otatoes are just greater in size

and yes ive seen a otatogion

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:why not? they have the same taste, texture, and everything, otatoes are just greater in size

They are missing a letter, that automatically makes them worse. You also can never get better than potatoes.

Culveria wrote:and yes ive seen a otatogion

WHERE! I WANT TO MEET THIS HERETIC!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:i suggest not, dragons are protective of there meals and if the parrots go near the llamas they will most likely get eaten too

Okay! (Turns to radio) "Attention all parrots, return to aviary foxtrot and prepare for the zombie apocalypse"

Matrixulated

For the potatoes!

Matrixulated

YEAAAA! QUIA ANNUUM!

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:They are missing a letter, that automatically makes them worse. You also can never get better than potatoes. WHERE! I WANT TO MEET THIS HERETIC!

he is in a far off region one of great war and conquering, very powerful, developed many powerful things

Matrixulated

I must hunt this otatogion! I must find him and show him the light of the true Potato.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

I have tachyon lances. Casus belli:deus vult This means war!......no......wait we will have zombies to deal with soon.expect the parronan crusade of purification to start in a fortnight

Parrona wrote:I have tachyon lances. Casus belli:deus vult This means war!......no......wait we will have zombies to deal with soon.expect the parronan crusade of purification to start in a fortnight

the dragons defeated all the zombies already too

Potatogion wrote:I must hunt this otatogion! I must find him and show him the light of the true Potato.

i suggest against that the place you seek has destroyed many countries stronger than you

I mentioned tachyon lances, didn't I

Or the lamas are hatching a plot to destroy the nation of spiritus

The Salaxalans

I believe we need to destroy the lamas and to do that a war is needed

Raptor Jesuz wrote:Or the lamas are hatching a plot to destroy the nation of spiritus

Cordellistan wrote:I believe we need to destroy the lamas and to do that a war is needed

THEYRE ALREADY ALL DEAD AND EATEN!!!!!!!

Potatogion

none of this nation has anything to worry about as long as im here ill obliterate any threat!

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:

I suggest against that the place you seek has destroyed many countries stronger than you

I have something those other countries didn't have, the power of the great Poato on my side; and about 10^3745 nukes.

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:I have something those other countries didn't have, the power of the great Poato on my side; and about 10^3745 nukes.

I SHALL HELP YOU FATHER!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

DRACONOS! WHERE IS THIS LAND OF OTATTOES! FOR THE SOLANUM TUBEROSUM CRUSADE SHALL COMMENCE SOON!

Potatogion wrote:DRACONOS! WHERE IS THIS LAND OF OTATTOES! FOR THE SOLANUM TUBEROSUM CRUSADE SHALL COMMENCE SOON!

it is ironically in the mirror my friend, you see, it is your mirror image, in the reverse world

Potatogion

i have no idea of his whereabouts. he disappeared when i left that region

Potatogion

but he looks a lot like you

Potatogion

I know what I must do. I shall create a machine that shall let me travel into mirrors. He will be there, and I shall slay him. Then I will have no opposite.

Esperossa wrote:Okay. How about this. Take your choice, BBC, The Daily mail, CNN or Reuters. I'll choose one that you don't. If the top story on reddit.com/r/worldnews at this time tomorrow is from the news outlet that either of us has chose, our nuclear bomb has gone off and destroyed our country and we have to allow it to CTE.

The BBC and CNN have positions 5 & 6 respectively. We both live another day. Want to play again?

Potatogion

Potatogion wrote:I know what I must do. I shall create a machine that shall let me travel into mirrors. He will be there, and I shall slay him. Then I will have no opposite.

But what about your shadow?

Esperossa wrote:But what about your shadow?

dont get me started on shadows

Potatogion

Potatogion wrote:I know what I must do. I shall create a machine that shall let me travel into mirrors. He will be there, and I shall slay him. Then I will have no opposite.

and you are aware you are of exact equal skill, it will be a never ending combat, just leave him be, for if he dies you die too

Potatogion

Esperossa wrote:The BBC and CNN have positions 5 & 6 respectively. We both live another day. Want to play again?

But of course.

Culveria wrote:and you are aware you are of exact equal skill, it will be a never ending combat, just leave him be, for if he dies you die too

But I have Potanadia, and maybe I won't kill it. I will just trap him and incapacitate him.

Potatogion wrote:I have something those other countries didn't have, the power of the great Poato on my side; and about 10^3745 nukes.

HERESY!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

"HERESY!" to you maybe, but to me; it is just merely a part of my dogma.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Oh boi An earthquake drill.... Hot bloody hell is cookin out here....

Matrixulated

Is it because you are the 9 circles of hell?

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:*laughs* old fool, you do know most gods, including me, are bisexual right?

....ok....

Esperossa wrote:The BBC and CNN have positions 5 & 6 respectively. We both live another day. Want to play again?

Potatogion wrote:But of course.

Same set-up? No one else wants to play nuclear roulette?

[quote=culveria;21843414]what are you talking about? come take a seat and eat with everyone[/quote

is there any food left...I'm a little late

Culveria my boy, would you like to play nuclear roulette. CNN and BBC have been chosen already.

Faulknation wrote:
Culveria wrote:what are you talking about? come take a seat and eat with everyone

is there any food left...I'm a little late

Way too late. There's some cold french fries. You're welcome to them.

faulknation where have you been? and potatogion you are aware otatogion has otatonadia too

Potatogion wrote:Culveria my boy, would you like to play nuclear roulette. CNN and BBC have been chosen already.

nuclear roulette? you are aware my nation is untouchable right? it has a paradoxical force field

and faulknation no worries it was just something i said, i am mostly straight

GET OFF MY LAWN, CAROL.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma

Hello, fellow beings.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

the feast was supposed to be in faulks honor as well as potatonadias

Oh, [nation=short]Potanadia[/nation], congratulations with your 110th millionth person.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:nuclear roulette? you are aware my nation is untouchable right? it has a paradoxical force field

but you would be detonating it domestically

Culveria wrote: and potatogion you are aware otatogion has otatonadia too

Maybe it would be nadiaota. I am aware that otanadia would be there, but I shall be building my machine as a little more than just going into mirrors. I am going to create a machine that will pull otatogion into a separate dimension where I can debilitate him(or her?). Then I shall deal with otanadia the same way.

Esperossa wrote:is there any food left...I'm a little late

Way too late. There's some cold french fries. You're welcome to them.[/quote]

Cannibalism!

You shall apologise right now for this savagery involving baby POTATA or will be sorry.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:Way too late. There's some cold french fries. You're welcome to them.

Cannibalism!

You shall apologise right now for this savagery involving baby POTATA or you will be sorry.[/quote]

Amendment made - my keyboard isn't working today :(

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I didn't eat the french fries. I was just telling you that they were there.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Esperossa wrote:I didn't eat the french fries. I was just telling you that they were there.

Who killed the poor defenceless baby potata?!

Who ate the poor defenceless baby potata?!

Answer me!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

The Salaxalans wrote:No no. Potato is best. :P

Then how come I caught you making an otato salad the other day?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

How Do You Do Fellow Kids wrote:Hello now we are all here let us discuss the reason why I have you all here today on October 19, 2016. I don't know what you all think this is about and well to be honest it might sound a little bit fake but I live on the Isle of Man in the small town of Kirk Michael, about 10 km kind of northeast of Peel Castle. So today is the day we know what is going on why I even bothered to do this for something so simple, on October 22, 2016 two days from now is going to be my birthday and I just wanted to do something special on my birthday and lead people on a fake little journey which i'll admit is pretty short and stupid but it was pretty cool, I think. But yea 2 days from now is my birthday and sorry for this climax to a short and story. So yea peace.

Hey, that's my birthday too. Happy early birthday!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Spiritus Kringalia wrote:Then how come I caught you making an otato salad the other day?

HERESY! OTATOES ARE NOT AS GOOD AS POTATOES!

*storms into my lab in order to create my machine*

THE TIME WILL COME SOON WHEN I GET RID OF THESE OTATOES ONCE AND FOR ALL!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Why eat potatoes when you can eat pasta? Much better.

Matrixulated

Hitsu wrote:Why eat potatoes when you can eat pasta? Much better.

HERESY! Why not both? You can just eat some gnocchi. Dileechous.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Greapackwaliland, Grumpy Grandma

Why can't we just eat like bread or something. I like bread.

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:HERESY! Why not both? You can just eat some gnocchi. Dileechous.

True tho, Gnocchi is so smooth, DELICIOUS AS F.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Cygnus wrote:Why can't we just eat like bread or something. I like bread.

Or cheese?

How about we eat cheese?

Yeah!

And you know what goes together amazingly & perfectly well underneath melting, ooey-gooey cheese?

A baked potato!

We should eat potatoes.

Hmmm . . . you might be on to something here, The Cygnus. . .

M.

The Salaxalans, Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Matrixulated wrote:Or cheese?

How about we eat cheese?

Yeah!

And you know what goes together amazingly & perfectly well underneath melting, ooey-gooey cheese?

A baked potato!

We should eat potatoes.

Hmmm . . . you might be on to something here, The Cygnus. . .

M.

*pokes head out of garage*

I like your thinking. It's too dangerous to think to much about other foods without coming back or including potatoes. Everyone can just eat everything with potatoes. Nothing shall be without potatoes. Potato bread is great, delicious, and funny. Normal bread may be pretty tasty and cool looking, but it is not delicious or funny on its own.

*goes back into garage where sounds of clanging and power tools can be heard*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The new government has succeeded in reestablishing authority in the country. We will now arm for the 1st potato---otato war on the side of the potatoes.

The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Prime minister Alexander's response to the matter of otatos during the national rally

The 1st interstellar fleet shall bomb their farms till the ground is barren, the 5th fleet will shell their cities, and together, the otatos shall meet their demise!

Motto:For success, you need,money, time and effort

The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:The new government has succeeded in reestablishing authority in the country. We will now arm for the 1st potato---otato war on the side of the potatoes.

There was already a potato war. It was called world war P. I do not think your nation was born yet when the Great War of the Potatoes happened. We were against the International Northwestern Union;they were a formidable foe, but we drove them out of spiritus.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

But I am for the notion of "The otatoes shall meet their demise." The second potato war, IIWWP, Second Great War of the Potato, or whatever you want to call this war shall commence.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

2nd potato---otato war aka the potato crusade for purity

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:But I am for the notion of "The otatoes shall meet their demise." The second potato war, IIWWP, Second Great War of the Potato, or whatever you want to call this war shall commence.

Maybe now is not the time?

We should be marshalling our forces and preparing for the anticipated World War Z.

I'm just saying.

Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:Who killed the poor defenceless baby potata?!

Who ate the poor defenceless baby potata?!

Answer me!

i did, im allowed to slaughter as many potatos i wish, full grown or babies

dont start this war potatogion, if otatogion dies you die too!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Maybe now is not the time?

We should be marshalling our forces and preparing for the anticipated World War Z.

I'm just saying.

Oh no the barricades are not finished. Distactions like the potato crusade for purity will come later activate the energy shields.......no l meant fortify the wall of sovereignty, the wall of strength, the citadels of freedom, the parliament house, the prime minister's office, Fort Ferro, pasil mansion, the palace, and the harbour which is also the evacuation zone.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Which is to say that I am backing out of the crusade......until the 5th wave of zombies roll past. The zombies are actually weapons released by all the invaders in nationstates.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Five and Twelve this morning [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]. Another day with no detonation. Congratulations on your continued existance.

Culveria wrote:i did, im allowed to slaughter as many potatos i wish, full grown or babies

HERESY!

Culveria wrote:dont start this war potatogion, if otatogion dies you die too!

I am not going to kill otatogion. I am just going to incapacitate him and keep him from commanding the otato forces.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Maybe now is not the time?

We should be marshalling our forces and preparing for the anticipated World War Z.

I'm just saying.

After World War Z, otatogion will be attacking us. If I do not stop him we will be wiped out. For the glory of spiritus and potatoes everywhere, I must leave you to defeat the otatoes.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:i did, im allowed to slaughter as many potatos i wish, full grown or babies

I will charge you for genocide and in my country murder is punishable by execution, genocide is punishable by 24 strokes of the cane (really thin) and execution.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Parrona wrote:I will charge you for genocide and in my country murder is punishable by execution, genocide is punishable by 24 strokes of the cane (really thin) and execution.

Only 24? In my country, death of a potato will get all your limbs cut off, your nose and your toung ripped out, 100 lashes with an electric staff, and you be hung up on a post for all to see until you eventually die.

Um, I will attack your nation after the zombie wave. Casus belli:Deus Vult/Humilate Rival/Crusade/Convicted Leader. War goal: (for all Casus Belli) take otatogion's capital.

Potatogion wrote:Only 24? In my country, death of a potato will get all your limbs cut off, your nose and your toung ripped out, 100 lashes with an electric staff, and you be hung up on a post for all to see until you eventually die.

This is a republic, we are more lenient

Parrona wrote:This is a republic, we are more lenient

I am a holy empire that has been accidentally been classified as an iron-fist consumerist. Sad, I liked being a psychotic dictatorship.

CNP TV BROADCAST

Some strange incidents have happened in Parrona, wild animals started avoiding cemeteries nationwide, they even started migrating through cities, after initial investigation, the government discovered a virus named The Scourge and even declared nationwide martial law the navy was recalled to defend the city of parron. The government remains in parron to keep morale up. Shelters are currently closed but are to be opened in the event of a disaster. There is no evacuation order as of yet.

We will keep you updated on CNP.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

NUKE THEM! NUKE THEM ALL!

Grumpy Grandma

Parrona wrote:CNP TV BROADCAST

Some strange incidents have happened in Parrona, wild animals started avoiding cemeteries nationwide, they even started migrating through cities, after initial investigation, the government discovered a virus named The Scourge and even declared nationwide martial law the navy was recalled to defend the city of parron. The government remains in parron to keep morale up. Shelters are currently closed but are to be opened in the event of a disaster. There is no evacuation order as of yet.

We will keep you updated on CNP.

That sounds pretty grave. We'll be wishing for the best in Parrona and offering any support that we can.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The lamas are taking control of the minds of all animals and are using potatoes as their weapons

All lamas are attacking

HERESY! Don't you remember? All the llamas were eaten by Draconos' dragons. The real problem are the zombies and the otatoes.

Culveria wrote:i did, im allowed to slaughter as many potatos i wish, full grown or babies

This is an act of war!

*POTANS paradrop on the capital of Culveria, taking all government officials hostage.

You will die for your heinous crimes. We are mighty, yet you are few.

POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA!

No the lamas have come back and with a vengeance they ar rigger and badder and have more lamas and other animals than they ever did before.

Aotan wrote:This is an act of war!

*POTANS paradrop on the capital of Culveria, taking all government officials hostage.

You will die for your heinous crimes. We are mighty, yet you are few.

POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA POTATA!

I do not think that that plan is wise. Culveria is defended by great monstrosities and ferocious beast of all shapes and sizes. And Draconos cares little about the lives of his people. He will eliminate all the paratroopers and wreck havoc I on your nation.

Raptor Jesuz wrote:No the lamas have come back and with a vengeance they ar rigger and badder and have more lamas and other animals than they ever did before.

They are just llamas. Poatoes > llamas.

The lamas have teamed up with he potatoes please help

Potatogion wrote:I do not think that that plan is wise. Culveria is defended by great monstrosities and ferocious beast of all shapes and sizes. And Draconos cares little about the lives of his people. He will eliminate all the paratroopers and wreck havoc I on your nation.

*The POTANS constantly chant "POTATA are superior. POTATA will prevail."

*A bunch of beasts attempt to attack. The beasts' insides, containing traces of missile, are spread across Culveria.

Cordellistan wrote:The lamas have teamed up with he potatoes please help

YOU WILL DIE!!!

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