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Region: Spiritus
long time no see [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]
Oh, uh, hello?
Not at all.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post by Audriany suppressed by The Salaxalans.
NEIN
NEIN
NEINNEIN
NEIN
NEINNEIN
NEIN
NEINNEIN
NEIN
NEINnot you, youve always been talking in my rmb
*laughs*
The Battlegrounds
CALL HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO IGNORE PEOPLE
The Battlegrounds
you cant ignore people in the rmb
(Not you, you've always been talking in my RMB.)
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
not permanently, unless he ejects me, but i am not here to cause trouble
now whered everyone go?
Salaxalans can......
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!
We have the Khagan of Spam himself!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
But you will kill people with Spam!
the food or the repetative messaging spam?
[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]? are you alive?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD! OH GOD! I never trained for this!
*pulls fire alarm*
IT'S THE FORST TIME IN A WHILE THAT I'VE HAD MORE THAN TEN RMB NOTIFICATIONS WITHIN THIRTY MINUTES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, The Pie Islands, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
your welcome old friend
The Salaxalans, The Battlegrounds
Very much so. I'm just floating around in the void of the internet silently watching as things go to hell.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
you are still alive [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation], goood
The Salaxalans
do you think its because of me? *thoughtfully rubs my chin*
I wouldn't have considered it a long time.
But, I see you've been working hard to clog the RMB again.
It's almost like you never left.
Almost.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
wheres @Zombi Jezus? or whatever his name was, did he become inanimate?
hey im here and in my kesmor too so dont worry my boy. youll see me plenty
7 in 15 minutes?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Of course it is!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU SARACEN RAPSCALLION.
YOUR VISION IS WORSE THAN MINE, AND I'M OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
GRAMPS!!! hows it been? wait a sec, youre here whos guarding your lawn? SOMEONE CHECK CYRTES!!
Cyrtes
To avoid clogging the RMB, please compile your answers.
It's a nightmare.
You forgotten? You, for.......Hahahahahaha!
No god, no!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
so... hes still alive im guessing?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
i mean undead
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
i see how it is, talk talk talk away when im not here, especially talking about me, but when i get here, you all go silent
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Tecnically the RMB is silent by definition.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
Agreed.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
can i throw things at you?
You post looks like it was typed by a Singaporean for once.
*throws a plane at parrona*
I'M GUARDING MY LAWN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. JUST ME AND BUTCH. AND MY SHOTGUN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Itrosomia, The Battlegrounds
good, nice to know your lawn is protected
Itrosomia
-You will now finally know the power of this fully operational battlestation!
-Sir, the Crucible is currently going through red tape.
-No, my plans! No!
Alekseandrea
*grabs one of the starships by the hull and throws it at another starship*
I never saw your last post. I skip through most of them.
'Tis true.
It has been only a few posts an hour after you left.
What is this, Star Wars?
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
I JUST WAITED AN HOUR AND CAME BACK AND THERE WERE 65 MESSAGES!!!!!!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds
your welcome
The Battlegrounds
HOODLUMS. HOODLUMS EVERYWHERE.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Itrosomia, Superpig0
Just like old times.
*shudders*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
And you say our generation is rude.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
*laughs* i really am the scorge of this place arent i?
The Battlegrounds, Superpig0
DAMN RIGHT I DO.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Superpig0
It's *scourge*, (yes, you most definitely are) you grammar-challenged spam monkey!
Now return to the self-inflicted void from whence you crawled, and dumb-down our RMB no more, you Muppet!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
Just like old times.................
(I) (scourge) (aren't) (I)
I see mistakes..........
For once, I'm with the studly spud!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds, Superpig0
For once, I'm with [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]!
Oops! My apologies, as I see it is now [nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation] that I shall not be mooning.
Aaaaaaand YES! fellow Spiritans, Potato-kin, Potato-lovers, and you other bitches and Muppets . . . I'm baaaaaah-ack!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
Whale, whale, whale... Look what the cat dragged in.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
Took you long enough.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How the hell did you say bitches without getting moderated?!
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
BITCHES?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
为什么?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa
Chiennes?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You know for once I'm with [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey guys I found the first ever spititus post!
Like if you were there then
I'm actually with Superpig0 for once,even if I never met him before.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You have no likes as of now.
Coincindence?!
I THINK NOT!
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
You know for once I'm with [nation=short]audriany[/nation]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Superpig0
I wouldn't dream of it. Okay, some might consider me a bookworm, but I don't eat any pages except those bought or written by me. Other people's books and pages are never quite my taste.
And my cabbageworms only eat grass, cabbage, flowers and other things that grow in lawns, they don't like eating pages. Not fresh enough, and way too crispy for their liking.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Do not read or look in the pages,either,okay?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
No likes...
Do not like...
Commies...
Red scare...
Mars is red...
Mars is extraterrestrial...
Aliens are extraterrestrial...
Aliens use spaceships...
... [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] crashed here IN a spaceship!
Coincidence?
I think not!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Mars is red,so it's communist.
This is the basic naalidge of the average American.
You understand what I am saying?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"better dead than red" applies to pokémon go as well (not that anyone ever plays it)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
I don't play it and I don't understand where you got that quote from.
What is this?
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea
in the popular game of pokémon go, you can battle other players. there are three teams:
[list] team valor - the red team. focuses on the physical strength of their pokémon. the worst team. never join team valor.
team mystic - the blue team. focuses on the wisdom of their pokémon. would be the best team if their players weren't so pompous.
team instinct - the yellow team. focuses on the trust and instinct of their pokémon. the greatest team; the equivalent of hufflepuff.[/list]
the quote "better dead than red" refers to the cold war's anti-communist movement. it's said that the color red promotes communism.
therefore, the phrase "better dead than red" referring to pokémon go means "be any other team but team valor."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
Commies are aliens?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Joseph Stalin
e a l i n
a l i e n
case closed
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
What kind of person, when confronted with fantasy cockfighting, thinks: guess what, I need trust and a good gut feeling?
Treat the buggers like the rest of us: as expendable little murder machines.
Besides, the hufflepuff-team is the equivalent of a metaphorical garbage bin.
Stupid kids with poor impulse control go to gryfindor, smart (and handsome) go to Ravenclaw, ambitious ones go to Slytherin and the rest is thrown in hufflepuff.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
funnily enough, i'm either a ravenclaw or a gryffindor
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Seems legit.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You stereotype traiter!
How dare you be more than a flat character!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
i'm feeling attacked :^(
expecto patronum
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You cannot best ME!
You're not even a named character!
But fear not, if you act suitable frightened, I shall only maim you.
Matrixulated, Elfshire
what if i told you that i was hermione? hmmm? hmmm?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, firstly, I doubt Hermoine would use the patronus charm to scare of anything that isn't a demontor.
Secondly, you don't want to know what I'd do. But it might contain corrupt and foul-minded perversity.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nope
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Nope
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Just like a visit from the prostate examiner...
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Look at this old geezer! - Slowly falling into dementia and suffering Alzheimers - He doesn't even remember that "Butch" was bitten by me over a year ago, and turned into a Zombi Hound...
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
**🎉Celebrates with a 21 party popper salute🎊💥💥**
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
By now there will be multiple parts to number.
Oh, how time flies...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
For once we are as one; united, and backed by the Force - I'm with ALL of you!
**Starts singing; "What a friend we have in Jezus!"**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Mwuhahahahahahaha-a-ha-ha...Bwah-hahahaha!!! 😂😂😂
Waits for the inevitable response (particularly from Culveria & Sons)........................💣
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
i'm jewish don't force your religion on me
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
⚡️YOU MUST TURN ATHEIST⚡️YOU MUST TURN ATHEIST⚡️YOU MUST TURN ATHEIST⚡️
*accidently hypnotizes himself*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Superpig0
My flag is the best one!
All y'alls flags suck worse than a turkey on a Tuesday.
Matrixulated
Uh, no my flag is the best.
I mean just look at it.
Matrixulated
Naw you must be insane like me when I can git my chiggin figgers.
My flag is the best because it's SQUIDWARD IN HIS SECRET SOCIETEY.
Jus like dat Justin Bieber feller.
Matrixulated
Yeah well my flag is a walrus Jolly Roger.
WALRUSSES FOR LIFE!!!!!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
OH YEAH WELL THIS IS WAT I THINK OF YER PRECIOUS WALRUSSES!!!!!!
🔪(Dengit! Why innit ere a walrus emoticon!?!?)🔫
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*GASP*
HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?
Although I do agree about the emojifying the walrus.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THERE IS AN EMOJI FOR?!?!
🐙+👃=squidward
🐙👃🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
GREMACK ZLUFLUGMARTH XCLUTHWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silent treatment*
Matrixulated
HEY!
Stop right there you Pottering nerd!
know your meme!
That's a Morpheus meme, not meant for the dank & dreary of Hogwarts past.
Now, go back to sleep, Coppertop.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
R O F L M F A O !
classic!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
We went from "bitches" to treason to Harry Potter.
I'm beginning to consider things that begin with the letter M. Moron... mutiny... malice... murder...
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Aren't you two the same person? Are you arguing with yourself? I'm pretty sure somewhere back in the RMB a few days ago, you said you were the same people. I just don't want to go digging for it, that's what reddit is for.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Did the same, except I go for populated areas..........
Hahahahahahaha!
And the blood will be on his hands!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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