Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
The lamas are the real problem if you destroy the lamas you destroy the potatoes
Just wait until Draconos returns. What you need on your side is a god. I think I can help you there. Potato Jesus Christ! I CALL ON YOU! COME FORTH AND HELP THE ATTACKING POTATOES!
I think the lamas need to die
The only god you need is raptor Jesuz he is the the son of the most powerful God the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Fiiiine. I'll help.
*I fall from the sky punching straight through a dragon whilst an epic soundtrack plays in the background*
I shall take care of the monsters! Just get your men to the capital!
Potatogion, Faulknation
Potatos, flying spaghetti monsters and lamas. This region is infested.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
Too much. Whe need to cut back on two of those things.
I am the one true Flying Spaghetti Monster please attack the lamas and potatoes
Get rid of the lamas and potatoes a war needs to happen to destroy them
What are we up too now? Three gods? Maybe more. I think we need a good god killing up in here.
Grumpy Grandma
attacking me is a grave mistake *i wave my hand destroying all invaders instantaneously and there souls are taken under my control and reborn instantaneously as many different species of dragons under my control*
Potatogion
*and the increase in number of dragons furthers my power more*
Potatogion
*looks at potato jesus and grabs him by the neck* HOW DARE YOU HARM ONE OF MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potatogion
You've got quite an imagination.
Potatogion
*looks at the nuclear nation* humans have harmed my children for thousands of years, in the name of gods, there gods have harmed my children, now is my time of vengeance! *my eyes glow*
Potatogion
Thank you my lord!
What's really happening...
Culveria's capital gates have been breached and POTANS have all sectors under control.
The leader of Culveria has already surrendered to the glory of POTATA, POTATO, LLAMA and LLAMO.
Quite anti-climatic, but there shall be no more savagery concerning children of POTATA, POTATO, LLAMA and LLAMO.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
i am the leader you fool, i never surrender *this means war by nickleback starts playing as dragons fly to me and turn into heavily armed and armored soldiers ready for combat as my legion keeps growing*
Potatogion, Faulknation
They looked like they needed help. What sort of god would I be if I ignored those who asked for help, normal Jesus?
The Salaxalans, Potatogion
tell your people to stop or they will be slaughtered, this is for the protection of my nation and people, tell them to withdraw!
Potatogion
tell them to withdraw and the rage of ancients shall sleep another one million millennia
Potatogion
TELL THEM TO WITHDRAW!!!!!! *i roar shaking heaven and hell and earth and every other dimension*
Potatogion
A squadron of POTAHELI destroy Culveria's dragons and soldiers, transforming them to ashes.
Riots spread throughout Culveria due to the leader's wish to continue to fight in a lost war.
"They offered us peace, yet you choose to let Culveria be further destroyed through your ignorance!" a Culverian citizen shouts.
Potatogion
(DONT FREAKING ALTER MY KINGDOMS WISHES YOU CANT GET INSIDE IT!!!, I SAID BEFORE THERES A BARRIER THATB LETS NOTHING PASS WITHOUT MY CONSENT. AND AGAIN DONT MESS WITH MY NATION THEY ARE ENTIRELY LOYAL TO ME AND WOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!! SO YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING TO IT!)
Potatogion
I have been a little busy...
Potatogion
thats understandable
Potatogion
I told you guys. I warned you about fighting a god. You cannot go into a god's domain bringing war and hope to make it out alive.
Post self-deleted by Greapackwaliland.
potatogion, as the leading prophet of your god please ask your god to tell them to withdraw
Potatogion
I cannot control these people. I shall leave your nation peacefully and leave a warning to the attackers.
Aotan leave Culveria or you shall be destroyed by Draconos.
Potatogion
That's not what I heard.
Potatogion
i am the god-king of culveria! i am there god and king, i am the mighty Draconos!!!
Potatogion
their?
Potatogion
Theiy're?
but... there is one higher than me, but only one. the mighty goddess-queen of culveria... my wife, she has returned as a goddess, known widely throughout culveria as Draccenna.
Faulknation
but she is at home and leaves these matters to me, for she would go on a rampage destroying galaxies and universes if i left her to meddle with you all
women are truly terrifying
Don't you forget it :P
Is she from Canada by any chance?
NO OF COURSE NOT!!! Shes from Culveria like me (in real life from U.S as well. i hope something good happens here soon)
Faulknation
(from U.S like me)
So she's not the fictional girl-friend that you tell your friends about?
A moment of silence for the following CTE nations.
Warsovina
Harwaii
Agiccunitteight
Infernias
Culveria
Euphyris
Qurimo
Supersecret
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
somethings not right.
no shes not,
whys something not right?
(Same)
somethings not right.
Somethings not right.
I hope something good happens here soon too. But why wait? Make something good happen.
Somehow Culveria made my list of CTE nations. I hope that wasn't foreshadowing.
It's not looking good...but I guess, congrats?
thank you faulkes, is it ok if i call you that?
I don't care (but I would prefer just faulk)
ok. wait, werent we in the middle of a war? or did that end?
well, it seems like all is over. I could be wrong though *leans in and whispers* you never know with that potato Jesus...
potato jesus said they should stop so i think we won, it would have helped if you were here tho *reviving the fallen*
sorry, I was busy keeping my people calm
I have it on good authority that it is just a lull. And the fallen now belong to the flying spaghetti monster, so don't waste your time.
those that die on my soil are my property, there souls never leave once they come here. *had put the fallen enemy soldiers souls into new dragons under my control* flying spaghetti monster has no power here, this is my domain
He sounds tasty. Perhaps the next grand meal should have him as the main dish.
take that up with her
Who might she be?
Well, not me. My soul is permanently redeemable. Plus, you'd never catch it. My soul is really, really fast.
And it's their souls. Get your sh!t together [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]
im sorry im focusing on cults worshipping fake gods, anti potato jesus and anti spaghetti monster, and i know, a rulers soul isnt easy to take.
and call me draconos, and know that im smiting anti potato jesus cults and anti saghetti monster cults, but half the reason is cause theyre against me too
do you need help?
her *points at esperossa*
that would be useful, im not the christians god, i can only be in about 100000 places at once, not everywhere
I shall do the best I can
I'm not against potatoes or spaghetti draconos. I think both are delicious. Especially with chocolate milk.
*starts drooling slightly at the thought of food, while also destroying multiple different rebellions*
*looks over and glares at you*
* Joins the rebellion.
esperossa what are you doing?
This RMB is strange...
Every time I haven't seen it for while, I discover a large amount of new posts.
It's almost like it's quantum-locked when watched...
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
*stares back while smiling* 'owdy
*tips hat*
Ello m'nation.
Suicide Squad
*tips fedora*
'ello m'man
Ty'squik bodorina.
i suggest stepping away from the rebels *lifts one of my hands towards the rebels a energy charging in my hand readying to fire*
Woah woah woah, might want to chill a bit. All this killing will only make them charge more, and do we need more pointless bloodshed
Ah, the Christian God. I haven't heard from him for a long while. He is not very active on this planet even being omnipresent and omnipotent, but if you worship him; you do you buddy. I wouldn't want to get into a religion fight over the Internet unless it is about potatoes.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
smashing them with one blow will make it so they wont think of rebelling again, should i let my sons handle it instead? theyd make it another of there competitions, my true two sons, twins, noir and blanc.
Faulknation
*tips the three fedoras balanced on my head*
'Ello m'falk
Faulknation
This omnipotence is growing tiresome. I will eat your energy for lunch.
And then I will eat your Canadian girlfriend :P
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You would count that as something good happening, right?
Maybe for Canada.
Faulknation
No don't go getting all offended now [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]. I'm teasing. I wouldn't eat your girlfriend.
who said this energy is the destructive part? *discharges the energy and it hits behind her opening a huge portal above it and a small dwarf star slams into the center of the rebels*
Hi
The Salaxalans
shes not canadian shes american
and no i wouldnt count that as good id hunt you down even if you are a female
Esperossa
what are you going to do about your rebel buddies? *had just brought a dwarf star down upon them*
i dont even know anymore
The Salaxalans
Post self-deleted by Esperossa.
I enjoy being hunted :x
Faulknation
Roast them? Oh... wait... [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] already did that with the dwarf star...
*looks at feet disappointedly*
Faulknation
Well hello there Cyrtes.
Cyrtes
Why hello Esperossa
Esperossa
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.