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Elfshire wrote:would you like to pick a song for us?

If I must.

How about "I'd do anything for love"

from Meat Loaf

It will keep you busy for a while.

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea

Everyone who hasn't joined should join the Spiritus forums and apply for Citizenship, you can start doing this on our forums at Spiritus.wtf (I know I literally never shut up, but no one has tried to kill me yet :P)

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

*hires assassins*

Matrixulated, Blitze, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

Audriany wrote:Atleast our boy Matrixulated likes every post here.

Well, yes and no.

There are only the two options available to us, 'like' or 'quote' after all.

So I acknowledge 'yes, I've read this post,' by clicking 'like' when most of the time I'd rather have options available to me such as . . .

• read it - wish I hadn't

• read it - you're a moron

• read it - I'm a moron for reading it

• read it - but not really, 'coz your a moron

• read it - no I didn't, but I feel sorry for ya

• read it - now I feel sorry for both of us

• read it - ooh, that was stimulating

• liked it - yeah, I really did

• nailed it - awesome post

• wanker - you're being a tool

• salaxalans- you're an evil brainwashing alien overlord

• oops! - how did that get in there?

• Fail - your post sucked, but I read it

• Epic Fail - I read it, I heard my brain-cells screaming as they died, I felt myself getting dumber as I read your sh*tty post, you are a horrible waste of flesh & organs.

So that's why I 'like' every post. I read every one that y'all put the effort in to writing.

Why wouldn't one do one such a courtesy?

Anybody have their own suggestions?

M.

The Salaxalans, Blitze, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Elfshire wrote:Let's forget all of this nation business and sing a song instead. Who wants to start?

[Sing]

One potato

Two potatoes

Three potatoes

Four . . .

Where's your patriotic verve, Spiritus?

Come on now . . .

M.

Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Well Salax is a potato...

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The United Nation Of Florida And Cuba

And most certainly not an evil brainwashing alien overlord! Just a friendly potato, nothing more! :D

Please report anyone stating otherwise to the proper authorities. We thank you for your cooperation.

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Salaxalans wrote:And most certainly not an evil brainwashing alien overlord! Just a friendly potato, nothing more! :D

Please report anyone stating otherwise to the proper authorities. We thank you for your cooperation.

Who said that potatoes can't be evil brainwashing alien overlords? :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Cyrtes wrote:Who said that potatoes can't be evil brainwashing alien overlords? :)

I do!

* whispered *

Just play along, we both know he is,

but he tends to react poorly when you say it to his face.

The brainwashing kind of poorly reacting.

* ends whispering *

Of course salaxalans isn't an evil brainwashing overlord.

Who even believes this?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:

Of course salaxalans isn't an evil brainwashing overlord.

Who even believes this?

You're right. It's all one crazy, unrectified misconception...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

So weird, I just passed a bill to make invincible power armor for the military and costing millions of dollars, and my economy got stronger.

Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Russinadia wrote:So weird, I just passed a bill to make invincible power armor for the military and costing millions of dollars, and my economy got stronger.

Same happened to me.Weird

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Government official: "Ma'am, I'm afraid your birth certificate has actually expired"

Woman:"What?!"

Daughter:"So you're basically telling me that my mama is so old that her certificate expired"

Istanialand, Jack Chick

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Government official: "Ma'am, I'm afraid your birth certificate has actually expired"

Woman:"What?!"

Daughter:"So you're basically telling me that my mama is so old that her certificate expired"

Did this actually happen to you in an issue form or something?

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Government official: "Ma'am, I'm afraid your birth certificate has actually expired"

What, did she have to apply for a new one? :)

Matrixulated

Blitze wrote:I know I literally never shut up, but no one has tried to kill me yet :P)

Makes public trial with execution by hanging

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU RAPSCALLIONS.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU RAPSCALLIONS.

It's just newfangled techno-whatchamacallit jibber-jabber gizmos and stuff, Gramps.

Turn your hearing-aid down and go back to watching the Antiques Roadshow.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:It's just newfangled techno-whatchamacallit jibber-jabber gizmos and stuff, Gramps.

Turn your hearing-aid down and go back to watching the Antiques Roadshow.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'LL DO THAT.

GODDAMNED HOODLUMS.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Antiques watching Antiques Roadshow? ;)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

hello strangers

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Audriany

Nymidgard wrote:hello strangers

Hello

Matrixulated, Russinadia

Nymidgard wrote:hello strangers

Don't feel so left out,mister I've never met in my life.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Back to important matters.

While the majority agrees to turn Salaxalans into vegetables,

Thus causing him to suffer a fate worse than death,

How exactly are we going to turn him into some potatoes?

There isn't a precedent.

Can't we consider turning him into something else?

I hear frogs are timeless. Or bats.

Binding a soul to an amulet, cauldron, doll or some other trinket is also popular.

If one looks at the dregs of society who use those more 'mainstream' methods of ruining one's day,

One can only conclude they must be as simple as pie.

Potatoes on the other hand are uncharted territory.

Does our righteous revenge outweighs the risk of shoggoths, other assorted abominations and the abuse of the fabric of reality?

(This question is rhetorical, of course it does.)

We could achieve the same goal with less risks if we simply hold a "real Salaxalans meatpie" sale or something.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Or, you know, use a more mainstream cursed form.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Alekseandrea wrote:Or, you know, use a more mainstream cursed form.

A simple little bird that can't sing or fly would be nice.

Alekseandrea, Russinadia

Nymidgard wrote:hello strangers

It's funny, but I imagine someone pulling a certain pose and standing on a street corner, when I hear that salutation...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:"...I imagine someone pulling a certain pose..."

Why are you thinking about this mate?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:A simple little bird that can't sing or fly would be nice.

Like a not very smart penguin

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Nofreemen

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:A simple little bird that can't sing or fly would be nice.

[that's depressing. imagine being a bird and seeing other birds sing and fly and being trapped like that. nah, man.]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:[that's depressing. imagine being a bird and seeing other birds sing and fly and being trapped like that. nah, man.]

Thanks for the philosophical train of thought followed by existential dread.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Nofreemen, 2Spookyville

Russinadia wrote:Thanks for the philosophical train of thought followed by existential dread.

[you're welcome.]

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU BRAT.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:A simple little bird that can't sing or fly would be nice.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:[that's depressing. imagine being a bird and seeing other birds sing and fly and being trapped like that. nah, man.]

Like the Dodo (and some less extinct pigeon relatives), Cassowary, Elephant Bird, Emu, Flightless Cormorant, Kakapo, Kiwi, Moa, Ostrich, Penguin, Rhea, or Terror Bird; or indeed the numerous species of Ducks both wild (and naturally flightless), or domesticated (and thus bred to be flightless); and of course, who can forget the Chicken(?); a bird descended from the Red Junglefowl of South-East Asia, which can fly, whilst its domesticated brethren that we bred to fatten up and gain weight in both fat and muscle mass, so much so it ceased to be able to fly (with the bone structure unaltered and ill-adapted to the excess weight) just so we could easily catch it, wring its neck, pull out all its feathers and coat it in a secret blend of herbs and spices, and deep fry the hell out of it...

Flightless birds do have a tendency to go extinct due to pressure from predatory action, unless that predator is Homo Sapiens, and that human being likes the taste of fowl flesh!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen, 2Spookyville

Russinadia wrote:Like a not very smart penguin

Penguin burgers anyone?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jack Chick, Nofreemen

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:[you're welcome.]

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU BRAT.

I just needed to get my ball

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Nofreemen

Russinadia wrote:I just needed to get my ball

YOUR BALL IS MINE NOW, YOU RAPSCALLION.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOUR BALL IS MINE NOW, YOU RAPSCALLION.

Awww, that was a very good ball. Super bouncy.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Nofreemen

Russinadia wrote:Awww, that was a very good ball. Super bouncy.

[if u kno wat i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:[if u kno wat i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Wink wink

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:Wink wink

Get a room.

Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Get a room.

Me you and Grumpy Grandpa could share one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Me you and Grumpy Grandpa could share one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WHAT THE HELL YOU ON ABOUT, YOU HOODLUM?

DISGUSTING.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHAT THE HELL YOU ON ABOUT, YOU HOODLUM?

DISGUSTING.

We could be in a room and play shoots and ladders or spoons or some other old timey game

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:[if u kno wat i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

When did Grumpy Grandpa turn into Herbert the Pervert?!

https://youtu.be/aRlA4sh2ZUU

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:When did Grumpy Grandpa turn into Herbert the Pervert?!

Russinadia wrote:Me you and Grumpy Grandpa could share one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My mistake - This guy is the pervert!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

We need an adult in here!

Help!

Russinadia wrote:We could be in a room and play shoots and ladders or spoons or some other old timey game

Spooning....?

Helllllllllllllllllllp!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

WHAT IS THIS DEBAUCHERY?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Vivi Monarch begins retching up his dinner at all the nastyness going on here

Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The Vivi Monarch begins retching up his dinner at all the nastyness going on here

Legend has it that Lord Hutton puked so vastly that it scorched half the lands.

Praise be.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Praise Be! Hutton returns!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria

Just teach Gramps to use a Xbox 360.Then,we can invade his garden while he is playing and put some "capitalist" influence over there.He'll be too busy playing Minecraft anyways.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:Me you and Grumpy Grandpa could share one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

0.0

No.

Never.

Just no.

Matrixulated

Everything took a turn to the worse ;-;

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO THE RETIREMENT HOME...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:We need an adult in here!

Help!

Spooning....?

Helllllllllllllllllllp!

As in the card game

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:As in the card game

Yeah, I think that got out of hand.

*shudders*

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

You intelmigend Simulnation,you...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Yeah, I think that got out of hand.

*shudders*

M.

A little too much. It is a dark day in spiritus.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

where are my meds, lucy?

lucy where are my meds

LUCY WHERE ARE YOU

GET OFF MY LAWN

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:where are my meds, lucy?

lucy where are my meds

LUCY WHERE ARE YOU

GET OFF MY LAWN

You want your meds.

I cannot give you those.

What I do have is a particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a long career.

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you stop whining now, that will be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't,

I will look for you, I will find you and I will silence you.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I have cake :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Blitze wrote:I have cake :D

The cake is a lie!

Matrixulated

I hate you >_>

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi! I'm Whimsy.

I just joined Spiritus.

It's nice to be here!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Whimsy The Cat wrote:Hi! I'm Whimsy.

I just joined Spiritus.

It's nice to be here!

Welcome to spiritus. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Matrixulated

Welcome, [nation=short]Whimsy the cat[/nation]! It's a little crazy here; watch out for flying potatoes. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Welcome, [nation=short]Whimsy the cat[/nation]! It's a little crazy here; watch out for flying potatoes. :P

And Grumpy Grandpas

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

For some reason I experienced issues in connecting today,glad it's over.

Whimsy The Cat wrote:Hi! I'm Whimsy.

I just joined Spiritus.

It's nice to be here!

Also,welcome man!To the region of spirituality,Saxalansian contemplating potato and many more.And a gramps.Just so we can have everything.And maybe some stories from the older times.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:For some reason I experienced issues in connecting today,glad it's over.

Also,welcome man!To the region of spirituality,Saxalansian contemplating potato and many more.And a gramps.Just so we can have everything.And maybe some stories from the older times.

Spirituality?

Really?

Where?

Matrixulated

While effusively praising Alekseandrea’s leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more “modernistic” view in the future.

For some reason they wouldn't tell me where the delegation was from...

*grumble, grumble* maggots *grumble, grumble* modernistic schmodernistic *grumble, grumble* bathe them in nuclear fire *grumble, grumble *

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:For some reason I experienced issues in connecting today,glad it's over.

Also,welcome man!To the region of spirituality,Saxalansian contemplating potato and many more.And a gramps.Just so we can have everything.And maybe some stories from the older times.

Problems, same here! Did anyone else have this,out of curiosity?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Spirituality?

Really?

Where?

Don't ask me!I did not name this region Spiritus!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cosmolate wrote:Problems, same here! Did anyone else have this,out of curiosity?

A lot of people.There we're soo many threads and talks on Google about it.Saying it was out in London,California,New York,Pennsylvania,etc...

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:A lot of people.There we're soo many threads and talks on Google about it.Saying it was out in London,California,New York,Pennsylvania,etc...

Yeah well I'm NZ and I'm nowhere near any of those places

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cosmolate wrote:Yeah well I'm NZ and I'm nowhere near any of those places

I think atleast one computer in every country was having issues.

Matrixulated

I dont know google worked fine but NationStates wouldn't work. So I probably had a different problem

Matrixulated

Cosmolate wrote:I dont know google worked fine but NationStates wouldn't work. So I probably had a different problem

Maybe a DDoS attack?From what I've heard it happened in the past.

But no,only connectivity problems,I think.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:While effusively praising Alekseandrea’s leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more “modernistic” view in the future.

For some reason they wouldn't tell me where the delegation was from...

*grumble, grumble* maggots *grumble, grumble* modernistic schmodernistic *grumble, grumble* bathe them in nuclear fire *grumble, grumble *

ARE YOU IMITATIN' WHO I THINKS YOU'RE IMITATIN'?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ARE YOU IMITATIN' WHO I THINKS YOU'RE IMITATIN'?

Here 'modernistic' refers to the form of anarchy known as 'democracy'.

Any resemblance to other persons is purely coincidental.

I have better things to do than immitating obsolete persons.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:For some reason I experienced issues in connecting today,glad it's over.

Also,welcome man!To the region of spirituality,Saxalansian contemplating potato and many more.And a gramps.Just so we can have everything.And maybe some stories from the older times.

That is because Nationstates was down. It was due to a disc failure. Let me find the thread. There we are https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=387846

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Blitze wrote:That is because Nationstates was down. It was due to a disc failure. Let me find the thread. There we are https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=387846

Well that clears the things a little bit,thanks.

I am glad it was not hacked or something.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Here 'modernistic' refers to the form of anarchy known as 'democracy'.

Any resemblance to other persons is purely coincidental.

I have better things to do than immitating obsolete persons.

DEMOCRACY FOR LIFE!

FREEDOM!

'MURICA!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Whimsy The Cat wrote:Hi! I'm Whimsy.

I just joined Spiritus.

It's nice to be here!

Hi Whimsy!!! You should join our forums at Spiritus.wtf by registering and then apply for citizenship! :D You can also chat on irc channel at #spiritus or join the chat on our forums! Hope this helps, if you have any questions, feel free to ask! If you want me to shut up, hire assassins :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I, Hutton Il, must again decree my protest of the lack of regional and exclusive recognition towards the Holy Church of Hutton, and Lord Hutton himself. Why he has not smited (smit? Smiteed? Smut?) thee in holy fire I will never understand.

Praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Blitze wrote:Hi Whimsy!!! You should join our forums at Spiritus.wtf by registering and then apply for citizenship! :D You can also chat on irc channel at #spiritus or join the chat on our forums! Hope this helps, if you have any questions, feel free to ask! If you want me to shut up, hire assassins :D

"want me to shut up,hire assassins" WHY AM I LAUGHING?!

Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Cosmolate wrote:Yeah well I'm NZ and I'm nowhere near any of those places

Audriany wrote:I think at least one computer in every country was having issues.

Well, that takes care of New Zealand's one computer.

My Mum grew-up in New Zealand. Auckland, North Shore, Narrow Neck Beach.

The land of the long white cloud. Dreamy.

And sheep-shaggers. Oh well.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Well, that takes care of New Zealand's one computer.

My Mum grew-up in New Zealand. Auckland, North Shore, Narrow Neck Beach.

The land of the long white cloud. Dreamy.

And sheep-shaggers. Oh well.

An anonymous New-Zealander:

"I'm no sheep- shagger! The term implies it happened more than once!"

Matrixulated

Sheep-Shaggers are from Wales.DUH.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Well, that takes care of New Zealand's one computer.

My Mum grew-up in New Zealand. Auckland, North Shore, Narrow Neck Beach.

The land of the long white cloud. Dreamy.

And sheep-shaggers. Oh well.

Alekseandrea wrote:An anonymous New-Zealander:

"I'm no sheep- shagger! The term implies it happened more than once!"

There is more to NZ than sheep and there are 4 and a half million of us thanks you very much, we are a developed country. And as you can see a very nationalistic bunch,and don't get me started on rugby.

Audriany wrote:Sheep-Shaggers are from Wales.DUH.

See what I mean,but don't mock Wales they like rugby too.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

I love Wales!As much as I love Ireland and Scotland.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

NZ is also a cool country,best place for vacation in emergency situations.Too sad it's far away from me.I also looked at some landscapes,they looked beautiful.

Matrixulated, Cosmolate

Cosmolate wrote:There is more to NZ than sheep and there are 4 and a half million of us thanks you very much, we are a developed country. And as you can see a very nationalistic bunch,and don't get me started on rugby.See what I mean,but don't mock Wales they like rugby too.

Something about the structure of this sentence makes it hard to read.

Here's an improvement:

"Your jokes are stupid.

There is more to NZ than sheep.

New Zealand is a developed country, inhabited by 4.5 million people.

As you can probably guess, the New- Zealanders are very nationalistic.

I also am quite fond of rugby.

I agree, but one shouldn't mock inhabitants of Wales.

They also like rugby"

See?

Your message becomes more readable.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:NZ is also a cool country,best place for vacation in emergency situations.Too sad it's far away from me.I also looked at some landscapes,they looked beautiful.

Thank You,but vice versa I don't know the hustle and bustle of a real city,and NZ can only offer so much.

Matrixulated

Note: 'these sentences' instead of 'this sentence'

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Cosmolate wrote:Thank You,but vice versa I don't know the hustle and bustle of a real city,and NZ can only offer so much.

I don't know if this applies to New Zeealand too,but big cities are not that good to live in.

My capital city and tourist attracting cities are full of garbage.The beach is full of diseases from,I don't know.

And the people are soo ignorant,risking their lives to swim in the water,even if there are life-threathening waves.Over 80 people died this summer because of this.

*Sigh*

Atleast there are some landscapes and people are very nice,beautiful 'n' happy.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Donna toki datte, zuto futatarite

Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight, and hard to let it go.

Audriany wrote:Sheep-Shaggers are from Wales.DUH.

Melchett's a sheep shagger, and he's English.

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You only gave me one example,though.

Matrixulated

Jack Chick wrote:Melchett's a sheep shagger, and he's English.

BAAHHH!!

Welcome your newly appointed puppet of [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]...

- [nation=short]Laughing Buddha[/nation]

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