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Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You know you want Han Solo running around with Nunchucks like Maxi, you just never thought of it.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Mzeusia.
That's more the falsification principle. Not Occam's razor.
Somewhere a science teacher is either incompetent or crying.
Occam's razor simply states that the proposition that uses the least amount of assumptions is the most likely to be true.
In plain words: "If something looks like a cat, acts like a cat and smells like a cat, it will most likely be a cat. It could be an evil minion of an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord, but it's higly unlikely."
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Azyloria
Not really, no.
Harrison Ford is SO awesome that he doesn't need the training wheels of the not-that-cool.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why are legos so expensive now. Theyve like doubled in price in the past decade
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You're so kind, really, I'm flattered.
Its kind of a kinky offer actually! 😉
But I prefer to manscape myself, myself.
But I will think of you when I do it next . . . 😋
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
My eyes! 😢
Clorox my brain too!
I just threw-up in my mouth and I'm tempted to gargle with Draino!
Yea Gods! 😨
Huzzahhhhhhh-I'm to young to die!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
1) The Plastic Economy.
2) Lego Movies.
3) Increasing costs of building materials.
😎
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I thought they were replacing him for the new movie...
Matrixulated
Oh look, free, sentient AI, I want every gun we have to bombard that planet to space.
Matrixulated
they said they have a surplus of bricks. surplus!
Matrixulated
I keep telling you Spuddles is as dumb as a brick! He doesn't know the difference between a surplus and a slurpee.
Save your breath! 👀
M.
Free? In your dreams!
Buy me dinner and a movie first, and maybe I'll show you my AI. 😏
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous, you are asking me to get you things, and openly expressing an extreme form of xenophilia.
I shall not stoop that low, go to Spuddles, he's probably the only one I know who is too open about what he does, last week I had to ban him from entering my space to prevent him from mooning the esteemed officers of the Parronan Royal Navy. (note: we even have shoot to kill orders for him.)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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▪Temporary Internet Files removed✔
▪System Error Reports Not Found☡
▪Temporary Files removed✔
▪Internet Search history cleared✔
▪Saved Web Pages and "Favourites" cleared✔
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[sub]Tech Support Engineer's report: F¥<kD[/sub]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Azyloria
Youre my hot Ferrari
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yay! I founded Corporal punishment! No flag burning! Rawr!! :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, I was looking for someone to have dinner with and then listen to some old records. You up?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Always up!
Her Majesty's Royal Air Force, true blue through and through, 18-years, my friend.
Bring your best melodies, let's dance!
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*o.o.c.*
I was eating lunch at my desk when I read this, and laughed sooo hard I nearly choked on my sandwich, causing my P.A. to run in thinking I was having an actual medical emergency!
No shît!
Funniest post of the year! Made my day, my week, my month!
Cheers, Jay-Zee-Jay! 🙌👌👏
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Bwah-hah-hahaha! 😂😂😂
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ummm . . . 😯
[B]M.[/B]
Since when did McCarthy take over the SC? I'm suddenly seeing liberations that literally bases its legitimacy on "Authoritarians are bad and those who work with/look like them are bad. There is no other reason except this."
Also, since when did we switch to the American definition of "Liberation?"
Protect the natives by voting AGAINST, a vote against isn't for the raiders, its for a non-weaponised SC.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Azyloria
What do you think about this?
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vivami/detail=factbook/id=976464
Matrixulated
Gives me a vibe of either badge-hunting, or just making proposals for the sake of making proposals. Trying to keep themselves busy, I suppose.
Matrixulated, Azyloria
Ladies and gentlemen, the nominations for the April 2018 Delegate elections are now open: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30548913/1/
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It's La Navasse, what do you expect?
Legendus, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We need to liberate them from themselves. Obviously we know whats best for them better than they do.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[spoiler=EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT DAYS...]...since I first arrived here in Spiritus
[sub]- I was just strolling through history (Turn to RMB page 891).[/sub][/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
April Fools Soon @_@
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I'm surprised we don't know what it is yet...
Matrixulated, Parrona
It must be the latest liberations, those are a joke.
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated
Hey, isn't this a big weekend for you?
Shouldn't you be be laying dead in a tomb somewhere resting, before your big Resurrection tomorrow?
I'm just saying . . .😉
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
April Spuddles Day?
It's a stupid day of idiotic pranks.
Or is it just the idiot-Spuddles' personal prank-day of stupid? 😕
Wait . . . that's every day for the Spoodly Stude! 😂
M.
Alekseandrea
NS TRADING CARDS AAAAAHHHHH
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
If anybody draws a Tim-Opolis card, I'll sell my soul for it
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Goals: Cards for all my alts, and EVERYONE IN SPIRITUS! Woo! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'd like to note that if you do get the Northern Sunrise Islands card, you instantly win the game.
You would need to sacrifice two cards, get the dice to roll three and make sure the opponent has a higher stat than Uncommon though.
Matrixulated, Salaxians, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Hey I got one! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Whats going on?
Matrixulated
April Fool's event, it's NationStates trading cards! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Loot boxes, ha, ha, ha...
Epic? wtf?
Matrixulated
Well, then I guess you officially won the game and... WAIT A MINUTE, when did Darmen's card get a higher rank than moi?
Matrixulated
I swear, if I'm on a "Common" card...
...that would probably be accurate.
EDIT: Guess I should also mention I am a proud owner of an Auralia In Spiritus card, so... yay?
Matrixulated
Two Timkins for sale.
Matrixulated
Hey I have one of yours! :D You're uncommon. https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/card=13418
Legendus, Matrixulated, Azyloria
We've been discussing card things in the Discord server if anyone is interested, it'll make it easier to trade cards within the region at least!
Matrixulated
Apparently my card is epic
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Rogamark SOLD
Tim-Opolis SOLD
Epic Urran, Common Tims Opolis, and Ultra Rare Mistillania for sale to extremely vetted Spiritan buyers
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
the IAGP dispatch is finally done:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vivami/detail=factbook/id=976464
anyone can join, just read the rules and application process.
Matrixulated
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=116561
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
So many cards
Matrixulated, Minde
Card #590,977
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=baishita
This is an 'Ultra Rare' card, apparently!
And I have it!
Muah-ha-hahh!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Legendus, The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I might be Uncommon, but hey, I'm one of the first "Uncommon" cards listed under the category...
...once you scroll down far enough.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I have nothing interesting exept An Inviting Spirit card.
Matrixulated
I have a couple of founders, other people's puppets, raider puppets...etc
Matrixulated
I love undercutting other people who are selling.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
So, is it possible to trade cards?
Matrixulated
You can trade by having each person set a buy order for a low amount then accepting the orders, no direct trading though.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Everything either is or isnt a potato
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Daziria.
Post self-deleted by Daziria.
Card #1,842,365
Uncommon
Just got this one . . . weirdly, it happens to be fat, heavy, covered in lard and useless!
Art imitating life? 😂
Come and get it, Tusk-boy! 😎
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Just in the last few hours, I discovered the card game. It's very nice, and of course I am looking for my own card. I guess everyone is. So, if I have a card of a nation in Spiritus that also wants its own card, let me know, you can get it at minimum price.
And, I would advocate to have this as a semi-standard code in the region. Of course, some cards are more valuable than others, but we should help people to find their own cards. Just my 2 cents.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think Schroedinger would have a different opinion on that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Minde.
Awesome! Thank you mr Minde! Is there anything I can get you in return?
Matrixulated
Just sold yours to you.
Matrixulated
if you come across mine I will buy it :)
Matrixulated
I had two, sold you one! :D
Matrixulated, Minde
Awesome! Thanks
Matrixulated
Word!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated
Why do you have to be such a tool?
Digital Muppet!
You're just not familiar with Schrödinger's lesser known first experiment involving a helpless potato and an oven.
Such a charlatan and a murderer before he moved on to the feline test subject!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
No offense, but my plan isnt to get as many of my own like some self absorbed nitwit, buy to spread the walrussy love to all.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
am I the only one that doesn't really care about the cards?
Matrixulated, Parrona
*waves four Urran cards under Urran's nose*
Matrixulated, Itrosomia, Ltin Corporation
Hey that's my plan!
But I'm not a nitwit, I just don't want Rogamark to have any real control over my company. SHARE BUYBACK
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
". . . spread the walrussy love to all."
😲😨😭😵
I've already called the CDC in Atlanta, FEMA, the United Nations, and USAMRID . . . oh the horror!
Save yourselves! 😷
M.
That wasn't an 'experiment' you fool!
It was his lunch! 😅
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Also, is anyone elses concerned that the ??? at the end of the news update will make the cards into voodoo dolls of the nations?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
All walrus test subjects, please report to the nearest "registration" center, there will be cake.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Naw, I'm more interested in despairing over my (now mostly defunct) puppet manager.
[for some reason, over the course of 3 days (Good Friday to Easter), most of the hard and soft copies of the list of passwords to my puppets were damaged. ]
Matrixulated
Cake . . . with a warhead surprise inside, no doubt!
I would expect nothing less from 'The Evil Eye!
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Gimme!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How's it going, Spiritius?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Nah, not this time...
*laughs condescendingly as processor factory activates*
Matrixulated
Hallo Spiritus!
Is there a prize at the end of this card game?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Heya, welcome to Spiritus!
Yes! Your prize is a special Spiritan Potato of your very own! 😊
M.
The Salaxalans
I have my first double card. I have two manager Larry's (managers Larry?). I put one of them up for sale for minimum price, so if your Spiritus poker deck is still incomplete (I am the jack of spades), grab it.
Matrixulated
So many cards...
bank card, credit card, rockhard, Bacardi....
Nailed it!
Thanks!
M.
I'll sell you yourself for 1.0! :P That's what I paid for one.
Matrixulated
Urran, you now own yourself. Something something emancipation something.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Im a free man!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I literally just got my own card....right after I bought it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Haha. :P Well that's how it goes...
Matrixulated
Aww.
Matrixulated
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