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Region: Spiritus

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Auphelia wrote:Back in my day, we didn’t have phones. If we wanted to talk to someone, we didn’t.

I wish you wouldn't.

In fact, why don't you make a Poll in your Region about your redundant, folksy, and inane loquaciousness? 🤨

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Jethe

Total Hui wrote:How is this possible. I persecute violetist to extinction. then i have an issue with them participating in election.

they just evolved back into existing

eh, NationStates is usually cuckoo when it comes to this, I once possessed control of a biological weapon (since nukes are lame), implementing the WMD's policy, then soon had an issue of dismantling my nuclear weapons stockpile even when I don't have them in the first place

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Jethe

New poll!

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

you could've put: "Oh no. Anyway."

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Haremm wrote:you could've put: "Oh no. Anyway."

It would've been very similar to the uncivilised world option. And the again option. But, yeah it's a missed opportunity.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Another ranked award for being in the top 1% of a sector. Oooooh yes my nation is SOOOO perfect mhmm hmm hmm nyeees we are such a perfect nation myes.

Legendus, Matrixulated, Pulsroth, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Jethe

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:I wish you wouldn't.

In fact, why don't you make a Poll in your Region about your redundant, folksy, and inane loquaciousness? 🤨

. . . and then there was silence?

Wow! 🤯

You and [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]bot are powerful indeed.

What is this soulless sorcery? 🧐

M.

[sub]Uhh, she used a 14-letter word, correctly I might add, in a sentence. Is that legal?[/sub] 🤔

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Matrixulated wrote:[sub]Uhh, she used a 14-letter word, correctly I might add, in a sentence. Is that legal?[/sub] 🤔

And it was spelled correctly! 😲

Definitive proof that [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation] is REAL and not [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]bot's puppet? 🤓

At last! We have them! 😌

BTW . . . who is the most Cultured Nation in Spiritus? 🤔

MxR

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Who wants potato soda??

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Jethe wrote:Who wants potato soda??
Made in Jethe

100% Pure Potato

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

OH GOD N-DAY IS STARTING SOON

*dives into the fallout shelter*

Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Neutania, Jethe

An icon. A legend. A champion for equality and justice, using practical, measurable goals to advance feminist equality through the gradual creation of actionable precedent in key cases that have had a profound effect on United States jurisprudence ever since their original argumentation.

Who else could I speak of but Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Notorious RBG, one of the greatest and most powerful feminists of her generation and an unexpected pop culture icon. In the wake of her death, now is the perfect time to look back on the career of this truly awe-inspiring woman. There is no better place to start than her cases argued before the United States Supreme Court, the most powerful court in one of the most powerful countries in the world. But of the six she argued, which one do you think is most important? What are your opinions on the questions argued in these cases? How do you think her tendency to argue in cases extending rights to men previously only given to women impacted how the Supreme Court ruled on key cases that broke barriers around gender inequality? Are there areas of the law you feel need a separation around how men and women are treated?

nationstates.net/page=poll/p=163558

The Salaxalans wrote:OH GOD N-DAY IS STARTING SOON

*dives into the fallout shelter*

How cowardly, my dear. Do you not revel in the coming baptism of purifying fire, cleansing the filth from this wretched multiverse?

Legendus, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Jethe

Oh look! A potatoey WFE!

Matrixulated, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Jethe

My fellow Spuds,

N-Day is all but upon us. The wolves, the rogues, and the very Horsemen of the Apocalypse themselves circle our door. But we are not alone. Over 25 regions have banded together under the banner of the glorious Potato Alliance, and to butcher a quote from LotR, it is an army bred for a single purpose: to fill the world with potatoes. Direct nuclear distribution of potatoes is fast approaching. Will you rise to meet the challenge? Will you fight for Spud and Spiritus? Join us! The risks will be high, but the rewards will be rich (we get to see our names on a leaderboard woohoo). For those loyal tubers who wish to fight even harder for this great Alliance, I offer my Puppetatos: numbered puppets specifically for N-Day. Simply request to be given some and say how many you think you can manage, and I'll pass on passwords for them. I have 100 set aside for Spiritus, and they are first come first serve, so don't hesitate to ask. Spiritus depends on you!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Excuse my ignorance your holiness. How do i use this puppetatoes? Are they separate accounts in the game or what?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Total Hui wrote:Excuse my ignorance your holiness. How do i use this puppetatoes? Are they separate accounts in the game or what?

First off, immediate points for calling me "your holiness," may need to make that mandatory. Second, it's super quick and easy. Just logout of your main nation, in this case that's Total Hui and login by entering the name of the Puppetato, then enter the password you were given in the password box. Then, throughout N-Day, cycle through however many you're using via that process. So in answer to your question, they are separate accounts, they're just being shared for the event.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Total Hui wrote:Excuse my ignorance your holiness...

Do you not see the error of your ways?

The platypus is no god, and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here!

Compare the platypus, imaginary, ugly, alas conceivable to the ones considered gods in this galaxy!

Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag.

Khorne; a paraplegic sociopath.

Tzeentch; an indecisive molusc.

Slaanesh; never went to rehab.

Gork and Mork; literal mushrooms!

Khaine; big daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object.

Isha; supernatural garbage can.

Cegorach; a ****ing CLOWN!

The Nightbringer; has no friends.

And the Deceiver; who's just straight-up an idiot!

That you even DARE to compare the platypus to these filthy creatures is DISGRACEFUL!

It is a title forced upon beings of lesser worth, to associate them with the platypus!

No the platypus is no God, he is a PLATYPUS!

Platypi are the WORST species not in existence!

And the platypus is the worst being of his species!

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:First off, immediate points for calling me "your holiness," may need to make that mandatory.

EXTRA HERESY!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus

Oh now I know I'm making it mandatory

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

We're flying the Potato Alliance flag for the N-Day event! PREPARE FOR NUKES!!!!

Legendus, Star Trek, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:Do you not see the error of your ways?

The platypus is no god, and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here!

Compare the platypus, imaginary, ugly, alas conceivable to the ones considered gods in this galaxy!

Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag.

Khorne; a paraplegic sociopath.

Tzeentch; an indecisive molusc.

Slaanesh; never went to rehab.

Gork and Mork; literal mushrooms!

Khaine; big daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object.

Isha; supernatural garbage can.

Cegorach; a ****ing CLOWN!

The Nightbringer; has no friends.

And the Deceiver; who's just straight-up an idiot!

That you even DARE to compare the platypus to these filthy creatures is DISGRACEFUL!

It is a title forced upon beings of lesser worth, to associate them with the platypus!

No the platypus is no God, he is a PLATYPUS!

Platypi are the WORST species not in existence!

And the platypus is the worst being of his species!

EXTRA HERESY!

Ah well, yeah, that about covers it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Leggo my eggo

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Old Zealand Founder wrote:Leggo my eggo

For a small fee of course.

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Old Zealand Founder

Altered Natives wrote:Ah well, yeah, that about covers it.

Ditto.

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded

Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:And it was spelled correctly! 😲

Definitive proof that [nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation] is REAL and not [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]bot's puppet? 🤓

At last! We have them! 😌

BTW . . . who is the most Cultured Nation in Spiritus? 🤔

MxR

* pulls power cord *

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

Jiggle the cable.

We might need that AI for missile defense!

Star Trek, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

TX will be joining the Potato Alliance for N-Day. Don't know how many people will join but we did send out a TG to the region with instructions.

Newtexas, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Star Trek wrote:TX will be joining the Potato Alliance for N-Day. Don't know how many people will join but we did send out a TG to the region with instructions.

That's great, thank you! :D

Newtexas, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:* pulls power cord *

*whirring sounds*

"Greetings Dr Falken.

Do..you..want...to..play a game?"

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

It's so quiet...

*tumbleweeds blow through the Spiritus RMB*

...I guess everyone's crashing Walmart, Target, and [nation=noflag]Ltin Corporation[/nation] outlets for toilet tissue and bottled water. 😧

Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

I sense the smell slightly less local thermonuclear war than usual drifting in on the wind....

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

IS EVERYONE READY???

Newtexas, Legendus, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

Hey Y'all

How are you INCOMING MESSAGE FROM INDIA

Ujas

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

We're gonna crush this y'all

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Neutania

Make sure you all don't join the fake Potato Alliance by some guy from rejected realms lol

Newtexas, Legendus, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Neutania

Nearly did! Such a Micky Mouse cowboy move! 😡

Ready!

M.

Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Neutania

Ready!

MxR

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Haremm, Neutania

Duuuuuude! Like, this is all too heavy man.

Hey, what does this button do...🔆

I shouldn't have eaten so many 'shrooms, man!

😢

Ready!

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Haremm, Neutania

Belands wrote:Make sure you all don't join the fake Potato Alliance by some guy from rejected realms lol

Too late and now all you guys have targeted us... Not a happy camper...

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Haremm

Oh my God, it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm!

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Neutania

Me is a "strategic specialist" so da strateeg is, GET ME ALL DA COOKIES!

Om nom nomnom!

Me so ready!

Matrixulated, Haremm, Neutania

Belands wrote:Make sure you all don't join the fake Potato Alliance by some guy from rejected realms lol

https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=21

And this is the correct Potato Alliance

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Matrixulated Reloaded, Neutania

All 10 Nations of The Animatrix are in the Alliance and repping for Spiritus.

[list]Animatrix - Economic Specialist

Final Flight Of The Osiris - Military Specialist

The Second Renaissance Part 1 - Strategic Specialist

The Second Renaissance Part 2 - Strategic Specialist

Kids Story - Strategic Specialist

Program - Strategic Specialist

World Record - Military Specialist

Bey0Nd - Military Specialist

A Detective Story - Strategic Specialist

Matriculated - Strategic Specialist[/list]

All manufacturing Shields as instructed, for now.

M.

Legendus, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus

1 puppet destroyed so far, but I'm still going strong. Don't give up - keep making those shields!

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm

Matrixulated was obliterated, I'm currently targeted for 108+ incoming in less than 8mins.

MxR

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii

Incoming! Duuuuuude!

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded

Me toos. Dems not gets mah cookie!

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Matrixulated Reloaded

The Mayhem Party bus and Dr Teeth was eviscerated! So no more MPM. 🙄

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

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We've gotten all the way from dead last to fifth place! Let's keep it up!!! :D

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Minskiev

Ya'll ever think people take this game, Nationstates, a bit too seriously?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Twilight Town wrote:Ya'll ever think people take this game, Nationstates, a bit too seriously?

absolutely not, in fact more seriousness shall now be mandatory!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ushiyasha Iv, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Memenferno

Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:The Mayhem Party bus and Dr Teeth was eviscerated! So no more MPM. 🙄

Woah...I can't see anything through this cloud of ganja, or is that the radiation cloud? ☁️

WAR! Huh. What is it good for?

My weed plants are growing like mad! 😁

righteous !!!

✌️♥️

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr

Cookie 🍪 crumbled 9% but dat be all.

Me still in da fite! Yah.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Memenferno, Anthyr

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr

N-Day: Who do you think will achieve victory?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=163758

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, Neutania

Post self-deleted by Belands.

Second PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! After this morning, I will gladly take it!

Newtexas, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ushiyasha Iv, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Memenferno, Anthyr, Neutania

Thank you all for your fantastic contributions, we did it! We pulled out of a nightmare situation and nearly got first place! I couldn't be prouder. :D

Newtexas, Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ushiyasha Iv, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Memenferno, Anthyr

New poll!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania

Cheers Spiritus! That was a simply awesome job! Texas is proud to have joined An Alliance of Potatoes. Texas-sized Super Cheers goes to The Salaxalans for their outstanding and unstoppable resolve. It was an amazing rollercoaster of ups and downs and they held it together all the way. Hip Hip Hooray!

Great Job Everyone!

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Hunter D, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, Asmovia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ushiyasha Iv, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Memenferno, Neutania

Hi im new

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Belands, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania

I know I might be late, but getting to score sweet strikes is so yam sweet.

One step closer to the Potato Rapture. Potato on...

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania

Greetings from Forest.

Though our Constitution does not currently permit us to form temporary embassies, so we did not have a formalized connection to the coordinating region, we are proud to have been members of the Potato Alliance along with so many of our Canopy friends. Yesterday was an outright heroic effort by all of our combined commanders to coordinate and manage strategy after that devastating opening exchange, and in a stunning demonstration of the rewards that experience and perseverance can bring, their leadership pulled us back from the very bottom to to sit proudly on the podium where we belong, smashing HOTA's strike record from last year by 14,000, and finishing less than 3,000 points out of first place, despite taking more than 44,000 more hits than the AA.

As always, this demonstrated the incredible importance of the prime directive... "FOLLOW ORDERS!"

Great work Potato Alliance. Great work.

Newtexas, Legendus, The Salaxalans, Hunter D, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, Asmovia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Belands, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nordic-British Union, Communismi Aeternam, Neutania

Do any of you ever just look at your nation and let out a single tear of pride at the masterpiece you made. Cause I do and I don't think I can ever be more proud.

Legendus, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Communismi Aeternam, Neutania, Balticca

Hi i'm a fresh nation :) why is not alot people writing here?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Balticca wrote:Hi i'm a fresh nation :) why is not alot people writing here?

Hey there! So the site just had a 24-hr marathon event called N-Day where a lot of folks don't sleep and fight it out with nuclear war! I think most of us were sleepy from that!

However, do feel free to check out our Discord server where we tend to be a bit more chatty!

https://discord.gg/JEpmvsy

Trecdom2, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, Balticca

Footage of Texas forces mobilizing on Sunday to support the glorious Potato Alliance.

For whatever reason, I didn't really enjoy 2019 N-day. This year was fun, thanks for letting us join.

Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Belands, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania

Trecdom2 wrote:Footage of Texas forces mobilizing on Sunday to support the glorious Potato Alliance.

For whatever reason, I didn't really enjoy 2019 N-day. This year was fun, thanks for letting us join.

Thanks for joining! It was an absolutely wild ride, and turned out to be a great experience!

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Hi i wanna ask all of u how many issues there are? Are they constantly being added on or can they repeat itself? Just a thought. :)

Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Hi i wanna ask all of u how many issues there are? Are they constantly being added on or can they repeat itself? Just a thought. :)

Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind

There are hundreds of issues. Maybe over a thousand.

They can repeat, but you have to play a while before that starts to happen :)

Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Balticca

Balticca wrote:Hi, I wanna ask all of u how many issues there are? Are they constantly being added on or can they repeat itself? Just a thought. :)

There is a complete list of Issues on the forums.

As of now, there are about 1300 issues, some of them are only available based on your current policies if you don't allow elections, then you're bound to receive an issue about elections and vice versa.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Ltin Corporation, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Fancy Bois

Hmmmm I think it's time for a new Fry election soon...

Legendus, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Is there a position for "Saltiest Fry?

Matrixulated ought to get an award for getting fried the fastest on N-Day.

That was impressive. 😁

Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Haremm, Baked Potato Land

IT'S TIME FOR A NEW FRY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG ELECTION! \o/

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1440164

Legendus, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

WOOO FRY ELECTION! BE THE GREASIEST! BE THE SALTIEST! BE THE...last...est..

BE THE FRYYYYYY

Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

The Salaxalans wrote:IT'S TIME FOR A NEW FRY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG ELECTION! \o/

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1440164

As my last act of being Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, I hereby hand over my supply of radiated potatoes to every single Spiritusian/Spiritese/Spiritus Citizens, brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Ltin Corporation wrote:There are hundreds of issues. Maybe over a thousand.

They can repeat, but you have to play a while before that starts to happen :)

Well that's good. :)

Haremm wrote:There is a complete list of Issues on the forums.

As of now, there are about 1300 issues, some of them are only available based on your current policies if you don't allow elections, then you're bound to receive an issue about elections and vice versa.

How these elections happen? Thanks for the answers. :)

Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

This game is rigged, some decisions aren't meant to be that far radical as of the issues, it's quite ruining the game. :\ but well it's still good.

Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr

Post self-deleted by Baked Potato Land.

Balticca wrote:This game is rigged, some decisions aren't meant to be that far radical as of the issues, it's quite ruining the game. :\ but well it's still good.

I do quite enjoy NationStates, but I also agree with you on the point of the outcomes of issues ruining the game. It's so hard to have an effective balance. I'll soon be moving to a new account but will join Spiritus with that one as well.

Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr

Balticca wrote:This game is rigged, some decisions aren't meant to be that far radical as of the issues, it's quite ruining the game. :\ but well it's still good.

Agreed, the options presented mostly seem reasonable, but whichever one you pick always ends up being an extremist take on your decision. It's like having a fly buzzing around in your room and when you ask someone to swat it with a bug zapper they start bombarding your house with artillery.

Cardboard Lootbox, Belands, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Megistos, Anthyr, Balticca

Twilight Town wrote:Agreed, the options presented mostly seem reasonable, but whichever one you pick always ends up being an extremist take on your decision. It's like having a fly buzzing around in your room and when you ask someone to swat it with a bug zapper they start bombarding your house with artillery.

RIGHT?!?!?!

Twilight Town, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr

Twilight Town wrote:Agreed, the options presented mostly seem reasonable, but whichever one you pick always ends up being an extremist take on your decision. It's like having a fly buzzing around in your room and when you ask someone to swat it with a bug zapper they start bombarding your house with artillery.

...

lol. But it is true.

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Balticca wrote:This game is rigged, some decisions aren't meant to be that far radical as of the issues, it's quite ruining the game. :\ but well it's still good.

Well, I do agree that some of the issues don't have a middle ground, but NS was known for it's "wackyness" per se.

There's always the "Dismiss Issue" button, which is quite useful if you don't want to accidentally plummet your civil rights or political freedom.

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Haremm wrote:Well, I do agree that some of the issues don't have a middle ground, but NS was known for it's "wackyness" per se.

There's always the "Dismiss Issue" button, which is quite useful if you don't want to accidentally plummet your civil rights or political freedom.

The thing is though is that the options are presented as being quite reasonable, it's only after you pick one that your civil rights or what have you plummet because your nation is full of looneys. I don't want to have to dismiss every issue because the game isn't honest with how issues are resolved for the sake of being whacky and quirky

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Twilight Town wrote:The thing is though is that the options are presented as being quite reasonable, it's only after you pick one that your civil rights or what have you plummet because your nation is full of looneys. I don't want to have to dismiss every issue because the game isn't honest with how issues are resolved for the sake of being whacky and quirky

I think that's the "punchline" or something that I read in the forums as part of the "consequence" of picking that option. Like there was this one issue of a government official being murdered (and ending up in a very cliche whodunnit novel), one of the options is that the Leader of your nation is the "perpetrator" of the murder. It ends up with the message (or the punchline) that the best lawyers of the nation are squabbling over the Leader's court trials. As for the stats, it gives a boost on the "good stats" and greatly decreases corruption.

The point is, NationStates wasn't meant to be taken seriously and that's why the options per issue tend to be radical on one-side or the other.

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Twilight Town wrote:Agreed, the options presented mostly seem reasonable, but whichever one you pick always ends up being an extremist take on your decision. It's like having a fly buzzing around in your room and when you ask someone to swat it with a bug zapper they start bombarding your house with artillery.

You might want to talk to Parrona about that.

That guy has an itchy trigger finger and a penchant for orbital bombardment...😔

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GOOD MORNING. I ATE LIBERALS FOR BREAKFAST TODAY.

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1. My citizens must acquire a license in order to have children.

2. I have outlawed abortion.

Then i have this issue what to do with children that are abandoned because their mothers didnt want them but are forbidden to abort. This issue is clearly tied to 2. but why isnt 1. taken into account. My main problem here is not what to do with the abandonen children but what is the punishment for violating 1. I doubt that these mothers bothered acquiring a license so they violeted the law. Licensing is here to avoid children being unwanted and abandoned. If you acquire license you prove that you want the child and want to take care of it. So the main issue for me is what should the punishment be for not acquiring a license and giving birth and abandoning a child - GULAG or execution?

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Total Hui wrote:1. My citizens must acquire a license in order to have children.

2. I have outlawed abortion.

Then i have this issue what to do with children that are abandoned because their mothers didnt want them but are forbidden to abort. This issue is clearly tied to 2. but why isnt 1. taken into account. My main problem here is not what to do with the abandonen children but what is the punishment for violating 1. I doubt that these mothers bothered acquiring a license so they violeted the law. Licensing is here to avoid children being unwanted and abandoned. If you acquire license you prove that you want the child and want to take care of it. So the main issue for me is what should the punishment be for not acquiring a license and giving birth and abandoning a child - GULAG or execution?

Something tells me that a gulag might be a slightly more suitable choice... But that's probably just me.

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Send them to Alekseandrea. She loves kids. She even has a gingerbread house.

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"...renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space."

Huh, forgot that I literally made a Jurassic Park one time... never knew they remembered that.

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No candidates yet? LeGasp! There can't be no fries left at the bottom; if science has taught me anything when I buy my fastfood, they always just chuck my fries right in that bag (for speedy service, I'm sure) so they're all over the place!

The spot's wide open, and you can be the best fry found in the bag! Just state that you wanna run and well, run!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1440164

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I'll be running for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag The Salaxalans!!

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The Salaxalans, I intend to become the fry at the bottom of the bag, and I will be a salty one too

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I, too, would be a good fry, The Salaxalans so y'all vote for me.

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