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Region: Spiritus
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Like loads of "blind idiot"-translations on the RMB.
Google translate doesn't translate properly, guys.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Anata wa subete aware de shinde iru
The Salaxalans
What are we supposed to do, become fluent in French? That's preposterous!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
and very difficult
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Warīhum quwitak!
Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!
Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!
Personne n'échappe à mon regard.
Helden sterben nicht!
The Salaxalans
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
we broke [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
He just needs to pop a potion.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
where will we get one? his kind keeps shoving things up there butts its hard to find things.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Pourqoui pas?
Si vous avez de temps pour spammer le RMB, vous avez le temps d'apprendre le Français.
C'est vrai, non?
The Salaxalans
Non pas vrai Il faut des années et des années pour devenir couramment dans une langue quand votre un adolescent. Quand votre un très jeune enfant pas tellement. Mais à l'adolescence, c'est plus complexe et difficile
The Salaxalans
Spamming the RMB takes much less time than learning a new language. I am learning French in school however, little by little. I could understand most of what you said, but google translate still works for individual words.
The Salaxalans
Indeed.
I wished I could learn German,sounds way more interesting than French,but I like alot France after I discovered a bit of it's history.
By that bit I mean Napoleon.
And that's all.
Bonne chance,mon copains.
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
I wish I could learn German also, but my school does not have a German program; it only has a French and a Spanish program.
The Salaxalans
Mais, vous avez le temps.
Donc, le problème est vous, pas le Français.
Languages! :O
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
The things I learn are English and French.Third language would be German,and if there would be 4th,I think Russian or Spanish.I don't know.
Ai-je dit que le problème était le français?
Learning three languages is extremely difficult and requires a lot of time, of which I do not have. If I could learn lots of languages, I definitely would.
[nation=short]Salaxians[/nation], can you teach us how to speak Salaxian? If there is a language for them.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
I believe it is this.
adi9osiaddgiadafs;odfslbnasdgi;jasdgbijnlgasdpjiosdgabujiasdgojasdg;njoasdgpasdgnasdgjiasdg;jiasdgkoniJ!IK!IHN!ijfse'nasjiorniasdioasdnasDJIOPNNIKAJINawfnO"Fji'asnfaisjfn
I am so sorry.
Faulknation
Some game that I loved just closed down.
Now I am depressed.
Maybe some puns will make me happy.
xaxa
give oppresed russian minorities
xaxa
DOES POLANDBALL EVEN MAKE ME LAUGH ANYMORE?!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
no ban plox.
has anyone noticed the lack of battle or combat lately?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It's peaceful here, I like it. It has a certain elegance to it.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You sayin I ain't elegant enough? You sayin I'm ugly?? you trying to fight m8
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Oi m8! You try'n ta cause a tussle? I'll fukin rek u m8. I'll give you a str8 r8 of 8/8 woopin of lifetime m8!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
[I]U W0T??? cmon m8 I'll chew u up 4 brekkie. I started fisties over much more than this be4 and I'm not gonna give u a break just bcuz you're extremely attractive and influential
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
The Salaxian language is a secret NEVER TO BE REVEALED!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Mainly because everyone on this here spaceship died in the crash.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Poopslandia
That would explain the smell.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh....and don't forget to vote: * Studly Spud *
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Poopslandia
I forgot already.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I pitied the fool!
(pop culture reference wasted on anyone born after 1990 or so)
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Weak-minded fool!
I used the Spudi-Mind trick on you and got your vote.
Who else can I use my Spudly powers on....I must win this poll to make Spiritus great again!
Vote Studly Spud!
Vote Studly Spud!
Vote Studly Spud!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
U wot m8! You fukin UN in favor berk! I'll have ya know that you'z prolly ai very attractive bugger! I'll f8 ta' sh8 oot of ya!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Poopslandia
As long as you promise not to botch the Office Pejazzle.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It wasn't me!
I was the victim!
All I can promise for the Office Pejazzle is a group rate discount.
So, who's in?
* Vote Studly Spud *
Power to the Potatoes!
* Vote Studly Spud *
Make Spiritus Great Again!
* Vote Studly Spud *
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Poopslandia
Really?
All that verbal diarrhea and vote-begging grandstanding, and nobody's mooning anymore?
Put a potato-gun in his hand and send him to Cavol.
If it's still there.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Cavol is mine!
Matrixulated
Nein, es ist nicht dein!
那个蚂蚁?
怎的是!
Прекратите говорить китайский человек!
So you're the artificial "intelligence" of the ship.
The quote marks are intentional.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
If it is battle you seek, I found a lot of conflict on "Cyber Nations". Loads of it.
It might have something to do with my tech-raiding.
Which differs a lot from Nationstates raiding, mind.
Don't start "OMG you're so evil"/"That's so wrong"- speeches.
Just don't.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*moons Spiritus*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Hi everyone!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hello Neop! Welcome to spiritus.
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
Matrixulated
Hello, welcome to Spiritus.
Ignore the.....ah......lack of reason here.
Matrixulated
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
We are extremely reasonable and normal here. Nothing to worry about except maybe getting your potatoes stolen.
Matrixulated
You cannot moon an entire nation.
Matrixulated
See, the lack of reason....................
Mooning, dragons, denials and the love of potatoes.
Matrixulated
Whatch me!
*puts a giant mirror in space over Parrona*
*moons the mirror reflecting my buttox onto the entire nation of [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Spelling!
How do you manage to get something over an interstellar nation?
Matrixulated
Spelling?
Space is gigantic and three dimensional. I can get anything over anything.
Matrixulated
Ring worlds? Frontier outposts? Military platforms? Subterranean cities?
Continue mooning,Russinadia.
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Faulknation
*sends drones with televisions attached to them to all of [nation=short]parrona[/nation]'s territories*
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation] from a camera*
Matrixulated
How are they going to get past the security drones?
Security drones need a bit of entertainment too. I'll just put I Robot or something on the TV, they'll just slip right pass.
Nah, they won't..............
Prepare for your drones to drop like bricks.
I'll just put humans in the drones. Robots cannot kill humans.
They can.......and will.......
I'll just put mirrors on the drones. Everyone knows bullets and lasers bounce off mirrors.
Lasers? What about energy siphons?
They're pretty much the same. Laser weapons are just a broad term for any plasma/energy based weapon.
No, they are not the same..............mass drivers?
Mass drivers are pretty much just giant bullets and the mirror doesn't care about the size of the bullet or "laser."
Really? It would at least destroy the mirror...................
bullets do not bounce off mirrors
Matrixulated, Parrona
Energy siphons are not lasers.
Bullets do bounce off mirrors. Why do you think it's called a mirror? It's because it is a reflective sheer surface that things bounce off of. If light can do it, so can a bullet and/or a searingly hot chunk of plasma.
Wait till you see the voidling................
lasers do bounce of mirrors but bullets shatter them and plasma would melt it! STOP BEING AN IDIOT!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia
If it is a voidling, then I just need a flashlight to beat it. Darkness is just the absence of light anyway, so I just need to point a flashlight at it and make it disappear.
How dare you good sir. I am not an idiot, I am a mere promoter of science.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
a voidling is made of void not darkness, void absorbs about everything. including light
Parrona
you speak nonsense
you're right [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] you're not a idiot. you're an IDJIT!
Faulknation
Wait till he visits the ether drake..................
ether drake?
Void is darkness. Just look at space, light can move through space can it not? If light could not move through space, then we would not be having this conversation.
I am a promoter of personal thought.
One of your (many) creations.
Idjit is also a way to insult both bugs bunny and stupid dragons. Just look at urban dictionary.
Have you lost track?
笨蛋。
light is a passing of ions through particles. light from the sun is radiation hitting the atmosphere energizing the particles. why do you think it gets hot on sunny days? or you get sunburn? its minor radiation burns
Ether is a nice smelling flammable gas. All you need to take an "ether dragon" down is a lighter.
You prove my point more. Light can move through a void.
Time to get a claim.........nah.............I have the Humiliate Rival Casus Belli.
How do you light up a space bound creature?
How is a dragon made out of gas in space? How is there a dragon made out of gas?
It's just a name. The Ether Drake..................The Infinity Machine............The Automated Dreadnought.........why am I telling you all this?
Because you trust me with information.
maybe i have lost track *looks at hands* how many dragons have i made unknowingly?
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
and no ether is not. ether is a ghost or spirit thing. you cant take a ether dragon down with fire. youd have to use a spirit weapon like ethereal chains
a void creature is different then normal void. a void creature consumes anything it touches
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ether
Just copy and past that.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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