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Region: Spiritus
I have 76 cents and a rubber band.
no one says when or how, except for me
want some bacon?
No one exists without my permission.
All of you are just instruments of my will and eventually will crumble back into the darkness of chaos where I will rest forever.
are you salaxalans or the the founder of the spirit?
Shoots rubber band at culveria
because theyre the ones that control if i exist here
*catches it and turns it into diamond and tosses it back to superpig*
Wills the rubber band to turn into an anti culveria missile
you cant even say my name
*touches the missile and turns it to solid diamond*
*sells the diamond and invests it so that he gets enough money to become emporer of the world and puts a man hunt on Donald trump*
good boy
Like you can spell mine right
apologize for that, but i meant the name draconos
*yawns*
Post self-deleted by Superpig0.
late for you?
uhm id rather not
Oops
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
nah you lie im teh rael culveria
everieone konws taht
i spel way beter than you
what idiot wuold belief your the rael one
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!
As much as it kills me to chime in, and believe me it basically does, you aren't technically Culveria, you are the sons of Culveria. The person behind the screen may be Culveria, but this nation isn't. So until you leave your nation and bring Culveria here, your point does not stand.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia
shut it. im not leaving kesmor, but i wanted to keep you from talking about me, this is an illusion of me
Technically, this "Culveria" is more real than the sons of Culveria. It is called "Totally Teh Real Culveria", and who would lie on the internet?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Itrosomia, Superpig0, Totally Teh Real Culveria
It doesn't seem very illusion like. It seems real to me. Why wouldn't you call it "apparition of Culveria" instead of "Sons of Culveria".
The Parron Republic
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
mock
mock
mock
feel my mocking
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Also, you haven't exactly kept people from talking about you anyways. Aaaand, if you are so worried about people talking about you, you should just ignore us.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
because this illusion can do this *slaps potatogion*
but this place is so slow without me
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
yeah meesa totaly legit tis guy knows
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
are you going to deactivate yourself soon?
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
that is because your posts arent same qualityn as mine
Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
difine soon
Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
[nation=short]sons_of_culveria[/nation] Are you claiming:
To being the ultimate being, combining all the powers of every animal that has ever existed on Earth and surpassing them;
That you can alter your body and split off pieces as fully autonomous living beings, recombining upon contact
And, overall, that you cannot die or be injured in any way, shape, or form?
That sounds a bit self-centered and I doubt you've put on any masks with crimson rocks to trigger the transformation.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
It's quite nice being slow. A nice conversation about something random that never gets overly heated, it's nice being civilized.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Parron Republic
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU LIKE POTATOS
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Paradise Moon, Russinadia, Potatogion, Statens, Itrosomia
I'm back.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And a tad more comfortable too, with more potatoes. I like the potatoes
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Empire Democratique Francais, Itrosomia, Superpig0
Also if we're too slow for you, why don't you go back to your own region?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
i think [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly spud[/nation] is getting the words "incontinent" and "incompetent" confused (although maybe not, considering that this baked buffoon is probably both)
oh yeah well what if i'm gay
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Judging by your behavior I hypothesize that you are not gay.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Superpig0
I'm bi, and I have a pretty good gaydar
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh boy I had missed logging in to 85 RMB messages. :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
Points that add to the likelihood of you being gay:
[list][*]elfshire
[/list]
I rest my case.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
I'm just going to answer to this page because, Board(112).
Yeah......
Agreed.
Continue!
Another good point, I approve this message.
But, isn't an illusion a trick of the light?
Error 66: this user can't handle 112 pages of nonsense
Error 6666: this user can't handle fast food
Bottom line: Too fast!
You are one of these.....
Culveria's puppet
The Culveria
A pretender
Or a summary of Culveria
He's human, behind the screen, that is.
Another approval!
This ^
True
I miss logging in to 20+ RMB messages per day...
Culveria, please, quality over quantity, at least compress the posts.
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, Superpig0
I need an idea for a new poll!! Anyone have any good ones?
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Is Culveria edgy?
Should Salaxalans ban Sons of Culveria?
Opinion on Culveria?
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Is Culveria edgy? - No he's just a very dull and annoying tool.
Should Salaxalans ban 'Sons of Culveria?' - Hell Yeah! And be quick about it! Damn!!
Opinion on Culveria? - Culveria's a retarded spam-monkey, and a seriously serial RMB-killer that's a walking, talking, typing & griping poster-child for selective drowning at birth.
Huzz-AHH!
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
Then....
a) shame on you for that post, you insensitive twat!
b) I'll give you the phone number of the smoking-hot dancer I just ditched coz she wanted to peg me.
Huzzah!
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Statens
1000 DEGREES RED HOT KNIFE VERSUS CULVERIA!
WE WONT EVEN ACTUALLY MEASURE THE TEMPERATURE, IF IT IS RED, IT MUST BE 1000 DEGREES CELSIUS!
EVEN IF STEEL MELTS AT THAT TEMPERATURE!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
(Definitely not clickbate)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
When you log in and look at the RBM and don't see 100+ messages
*sigh*
What a relaxing morning.
Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
HI SALAXALANS MISS ME!?!?!
hey its the stoodly spod
The Salaxalans
*claws glow white hot and holds a diamond and cuts it half like hot butter*
Aaaaand my relaxing morning is over.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
yup. once satans up no ones calm *head spins*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
Awwww! Thanks love :)
*drops a giant meteor on statens*
Why so angry? Have you never been called anything like "love" before?
Have a nice day, love :)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
youre not allowed to call me that.
Hmm. No wonder you seem single and lonely.
What's hurt you love?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
im not single, have you never looked into kesmor of draconos?
also i left here with a queen did you forget? well she wasnt my queen yet. but now she is
Nope. And I don't plan on it.
A region run by you? Eek.
And good thing you aren't, I'm not attracted to arrogant idiots anyway.
Have a nice rest of your day, love!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
im not arrogant, just overpowered here
The best sight is to see a pissed Culveria in the morning.
#LOVE #STATENSONFIRE #WHYAMIDOINGTHISMANYHASHTAGS
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens, The Parron Republic
*stamps out the hashtags* stop with your nonsense!!!!
Thank you love :)
#winning #goooodmorning
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
#IWILLKILLYOUALL
Awwwwwww! Such adorable anger.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
Even cuter. You're like a small teddy bear.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
how dare you. i am the god of dragons! i will decimate you!
Still a small teddy bear. And "dragon god" doesn't intimidate me. Nor does your decimation offer.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
*pulls out an insanely sized hammer out of my pocket and swings it at statens* Doragon goddo āsu kurasshā!!!!
*the giant hammer cracks off a chunk of the planet*
i think i got him
#YouDidNot #AudrianyFirst #StatensFirst
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Statens.
Do you wanna take a crack at him? It's actually quite fun (and I'm a pretty peaceful person)
youre repeating yourself
*turns the hammer into a huge gun and shoots a huge blast at audriany* Doragon no kamigami finisshā jū!!!!
Accidentally posted it twice love. Maybe it'll have twice the impact on you
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
only physical attacks can impact me *turns the gun to an axe and swings it at statens* Doragon no kamigami no uchū kattā!!!!!!!!
*sigh* A teddy bear blasting people. How very adorable. Awwwwww!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
Quite adorable.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
what are you a pacifist?
No. I just find your attacks to be very adorable.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
Curse my internet life, now I have to type a post for a page.
Until......
That.......
We have OPMs in EU4, One Province Minors.
You are a OPM, a One Planet Minor.
Huzzah!
I have many planets, feel free to destroy one.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens
thank you but i didnt intend to get your permission to destroy it *spreads my dragon wings and turns into my black dragon form and flies up and destroys the planet with one destructive roar* Doragon no kamigami no sekai ga gōon o hakai suru!!!!!!!!!!!
*turning it and everything on it into split atoms floating around in space*
Go back to your own little region. Dragon stuff doesn't work on me love. :)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
He'll be back.
I swear that's not Japanese.
This is all quite hilarious if I do say so myself. It is like a child getting mad at their parent for something and then the child starts yelling and swinging their little fists around while the parent just watches and chuckles on the inside.
#sonsofculveria_is_living_up_to_his_name
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
im still in my region. just here too to torment everyone
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Lol. No wonder I'm laughing at his little attempts to obliterate me
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
He's having fun here...even at the expense of many, many RMB posts.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens, The Parron Republic
Mhm. You don't seem to be meeting your goal love.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
potatogion ill destroy your potato planet. i made it for you and ill destroy it because of you
The Salaxalans
If it sounds like Japanese, it's good enough for him.
Ryuto myagamisaki gurunooa! Zucchini armadillo pasta!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Potatogion, Statens, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
im gonna have to start up destroying every potato in sight again
FAULK HOW DARE YOU!
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