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Region: Spiritus
Not again!
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*throws parrot skull at parrona* Slacker!
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Mrglglglgland
how dare you touch my post like that! those recipes are from a generator so blame them, theyre actually i dont think that bad
Now, be original when it comes to animals, alright?
Mrglglglgland
its from a generator
now leave it be im trying to cook new things and have people eat new things. i want to find which ones are good
Itrosomia
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Mrglglglgland
I WILL COOK YOU!
Edited.
Just to make sure that I am not triple posting...
He might try to poison us!
- a paranoid citizen
Mrglglglgland
Done.
I am not poisoning anybody.
Hey guys I'm cooking ups some pizza so... toppings?
Matrixulated
pirates eat pizza?
Indeed we do!
YARR!
pirates dont say yarr, thats just stereotype, and i suggest any sort of meat you can slice into tiny chunks or circular plate shapes would be the kind of toppings on the pizza, fruits and fish dont belong on pizza, some vegetables are acceptable though
So no pirate ever has said YARR? I thought not. Also, you don't like tomato sauce on your pizza?
thats different
Also, I am not a full time pirate, I just do it for fun sometimes and my crew is the best one on the ninety six billion five hundred seventy nine thousand six hundred twenty one and billion five hundred seventy nine thousand six hundred twenty one trillionths seas.
And also my favorite pizza dough is wheat.
You don't like dough?
Thinking of a stereotypical pirate, aren't you?
Stereotypical script.
You are not thinking out of the box.
Dough is tasty.
It is so good they call the next best thing (money) dough!
Ok so is chocolate fine?
no
alone its fine, on pizza no, unless its a desert pizza
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
This colony is here to stay, that or the Exterminatus.
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa
My favorite dessert pizza is Nutella with marshmallows.
Matrixulated, Statens
KREEEEEE!
Matrixulated
gramps i got some shotgun shells for you if youd like them,
*eats shotgun shells*
Those cannot be good for your intestines.
Matrixulated
those were laced with poison to kill your kind buddy, you should spit those out
*licks lips*
*stares at OGG's lawn hungrily*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*builds immunity to poison*
dont try bud, that thing is a stronger cousin of yours, it does what you do, but faster and is one organism, and its stronger and practically indestructable inside and out, only ogg can affect it
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*grabs weed killer*
*ingests weed killer into blood steam*
its not a weed
But doesn't weed killer always also kill the grass?
Exterminatus!
its not a plant either
Than what is it?
im not so sure myself
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but ive experimented with it. it isnt friendly
Hey ogg what is your lawn?
Also does it have a name?
Matrixulated
i made it. i used butch to make it so i guess its butch.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
An Exterminatus shall take care of it.
will it take care of you?
Potatoes > Polls, it is known.
Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
If I could please order a Fire-Roasted Radiant Axolot That would be marvelous. Do you do take out?
Matrixulated
.....so I take it that food party is over and lawn war started....
Matrixulated
I HAVE A SHOTGUN. DO YOU WANT TO BE FULL OF HOLES?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
This entire system is tainted by hearsy, I say that we wipe the stain off history.
Quiet, You brute.
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa
OFF MY LAWN, YOU HOODLUM.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
*puts one foot on lawn*
KREEEEEE!
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea
Submit to us, Terran.
The Grumpy Grandpa
Today has been very slow.
To spice things up...
What's your favorite NON-POTATO food?
The Salaxalans
Pomme de terre.
Yes,I definetly didn't use google translate.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
My favorite one is Kungani ukubheka le up on ukuhumusha
Please do not look that up on google translate.
Matrixulated
Clever....
Matrixulated
*laughs maniacally*
Matrixulated
Why I love Spiritus
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Is there any way to check how long you have played?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ask your Mother how long its been since she last brought you Ramen & Red Bull?
Just a thought, nothing personal.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
How much time do you have?
Matrixulated
I don't think there's any way in the game, at least not that I know of... However, the bot in the chat room can tell how many days since you were founded! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I don't remember,but if you post on the forums,I think it shows your playtime under the flag.I don't think I'm right.
Matrixulated
long ya men
Yes, it's a real delicacy.
:)
As real as dragons.
The Salaxalans
I told you I didn't use google translate.
No,really,I didn't.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
It seems that somebody is following in my footsteps
*gives a proud round of applause*
*looks around*
*packs camping gear*
*goes camping on [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s lawn*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea
One is a nearly unkillable menace that has no qualms to subject it's victims to unspeakable horrors.
The other one is nearly impossible to take seriously after seeing "Prometheus".
Grandpa is going to have fun.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
And no, I didn't use Google Translate, I pride myself on this statement.
Now, a real delicacy will be the xiao long bao
The han yu pin ying is different, a little bit, because I am in JB, I am using a mobile phone, so I can't type it out, at least properly.
Alekseandrea
HEHEHEHE..
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pumps shotgun*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
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With this craziness, I can only think of
[spoiler= this conversation ].
Inquisitor, with all respect, is Exterminatus the only solution?
Admiral Spire, it is said that heresy is like a tree, its roots grow in the darkness, while its leaves wave in the sun, you can cut away the branches, even cut down the tree, but it will grow again, ever stronger, such is the nature of heresy, and why it is so difficult to destroy, some may question my right to destroy a planet of ten billion souls, but those who truly understands will know that I have no right to let them live, no sacrifice is too great, no treachery too small. [/spoiler]
P. S. Edited it twice,once for a full stop, because the lack of punctuation is heresy! Second edit for the stray quote tags.
(I might have immersed myself too much in 40k lore)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
So you've wasted way to much money on sourcebooks and figures?
All that is transpiring has happened according to the entity known as "Games Workshop" designs.
Compared to that ancient evil Tzeentch seems the preferable option.
Matrixulated
Heretic!
(Warhammer 40k is the first sci-fi setting that I grew attached to, followed by the Alien Vs Predator franchise, Star Wars, then Star Trek.)
P. S. I thought I could include Halo, but I quickly decided against it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
that said, I am in the middle of a battle, and everything is moving slowly, the benefit of facing a crowd as three is that your team decides way faster than the other team.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh hey
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
hi
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hello, I just wiped out an entire squad of spa...nay, what's left of a squad of space marines.
The thing is, we are still in a stalemate! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Matrixulated
Horrors?! You wound me, sir!
The only horrors are that of hunger for my colony of cabbageworms, if they go without eating!
Is it not immoral that a wealthy man, who has a feast in his home, but who can't eat all of it and throws it away, when there are a load of cold and hungry children on the streets, who would happily kill for a meal like that?
Is it then not immoral if someone doesn't share his lawn, which he doesn't need, with a bunch of hungry cabbageworms? And they wouldn't even eat everything, only a little bit, just to fill their otherwise empty bellies?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Horrors? You should see the daemons of the Immaterium.
When you are playing a game of thrones, you win or you die, nothing is immoral, as long as no one finds out.
Matrixulated
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...and here I mess up by clicking the button prematurely...
...and I forgotten about what I wanted to type...
...I even forgotten to attach something......
The emperor protects. We all walk in his immortal shadow.
Matrixulated
Is it not immoral to rob a poor cabbage alive?
Is it not cruel to leave this poor cabage alive while you mutilate him?
Is it not illegal to trespass on private property?
Should we be minorly inconvenienced because cabbageworms fail to grasp the concept of population control?
Is it justified to rob an American from the lawn and it's fruits that are a integral part of his identity?
You are parasites feeding yourselves with what you can steal from the honest hardworking man!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
A) it isn't moral...
B) ^
C) it's not. (This statement is not from a bias source)
D) I have to stand with Alekseandrea...
E) Make America a colony again! Make Louisiana French again!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
#makeSpiritusgreatagain!
Banject all dragons, godmodders and battlegrounds!
#humbleCulveriayetagain!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hey everyone, weird things are happening in the region! :P Take a look! http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30163759/1/
Matrixulated
It's very spooky, come check it out delicious friends!
Matrixulated
I frakking hate NASCAR!
Four hours of left-turning pointless crap.
I'd rather read an essay written by Culveria on the merits of free speech!
Gawwwwwwwd!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I always liked nascar and f1.
its just so simple, not alot of sports are simple as drive around fast.
but whoooo knows man.
Matrixulated
The fact that they drive fast is certainly a thrilling aspect of it. I think road races are a bit more fun to watch, as they turn in both directions, but I've never been a huge racing fan in general.
The Parron Republic
F1 is infinitely more watchable than NASCAR!
Driving around an oval track 300+ times just turning left, going straight, turning left . . . for over 4 hours? fuggit!
Anyway . . . [nation=short]seamerica[/nation], jump on the IRC for a minute, and chat with all the folks on there to get setup with new Spiritua Citizenship thang!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I rather shout Heil... on second thoughts, I rather live in a Unitary dominant-party parliamentary republic.
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