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Alekseandrea wrote:

Who votes to install Linux mint on

jedi-zombi jezus?

It might help with his breath.

⚠🆘👄💨*Breathes out heavily on the RMB*👃💫🆘⚠

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:...I still have a mint copy of Linux we could install on the Jedi Zombie Jesus buried in my garage...

No you don't!🐧- I'm in your garage right now🌃😲😨🃏😏 - I can't see it! 🙈👻

Alekseandrea wrote:Excellent.

*pets cat sitting in an ergonomic revolving chair*

*Goes back to Volcanic lair*🚝🌋🗻

*Deploys sharks with lasers on their fricking heads!*💥🐬

*Prepares to launch amusingly shaped rocket*🚀

*Sits back in ergonomic motorized revolving chair*

*Bites unusually non-furry cat turning it into a Zombi-Cat*🐈

*Throws enraged Zombi-Cat at you!*

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Mob Barley

. . . all in a sesame-seed bun.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:⚠🆘👄💨*Breathes out heavily on the RMB*👃💫🆘⚠

No you don't!🐧- I'm in your garage right now🌃😲😨🃏😏 - I can't see it! 🙈👻

*Goes back to Volcanic lair*🚝🌋🗻

*Deploys sharks with lasers on their fricking heads!*💥🐬

*Prepares to launch amusingly shaped rocket*🚀

*Sits back in ergonomic motorized revolving chair*

*Bites unusually non-furry cat turning it into a Zombi-Cat*🐈

*Throws enraged Zombi-Cat at you!*

*still petting Mr. Nibbles*

Exactly as planned.

*pushes button*

*dissappears in a puff of smoke*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:*eats the badger*

*becomes minister of duckies in Poland*

*creates the national ducky party*

*declares war on sealand*

*conquers inferior sealanders*

*places sealanders in indoctrination camp*

*the ducky empire of Poland invades the U.S*

*Poland wins*

*Cthulhu becomes president of the U.S*

F u c k i n g christ how high was I back then

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Marli, Bruddhistan

The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:F u c k i n g christ how high was I back then

Most likely somewhat above the sea-level.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Okay yeah that's a little crazy. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Alekseandrea wrote:Excellent.

*pets cat sitting in an ergonomic revolving chair*

You bought an ergonomic chair for your cat?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:⚠🆘👄💨*Breathes out heavily on the RMB*👃💫🆘⚠

No you don't!🐧- I'm in your garage right now🌃😲😨🃏😏 - I can't see it! 🙈👻

Well, now that you're in the garage, plugs multiplex cable into Jedi-Zombi-Jesus, down loads Santa Cruz OS version of Linux into same, cuts cable. Now all we have to do is get him to reboot.

My two car garage is so full of junk, nobody who doesn't know where stuff is can see anything...

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Post by Freeraria suppressed by Red Dusk.

Freeraria

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL

ID: joe_wozniak_1453673003

Poor People Bill of Rights

This resolution; thinly disguised as "improving worldwide human and civil rights" is nothing more then a miserable attempt at forcing the implementation of socialist ideals on member states. The agenda of the socialist is promoting envy and a sense of grievance, while making loud demands for “rights” to what other people have produced. This agenda has seldom lifted the poor out of poverty, but it has lifted the socialist leaders to positions of power and self-aggrandizement, while they promote policies with socially counterproductive results.

The nation of Freeraria urges you to ignore and reject if necessary, this proposal. The nation of Freeraria would also urge you to send Telegrammatic communication to the sponsoring nation expressing concern for such a blatantly socialist proposal.

Response from the Proposal Author Wozniak:

Wozniak is a Catholic theocracy. We are not guided by political ideology, but instead we are guided by the works of Jesus Christ and his apostles. Jesus told us to care for the poor and so we believe it is our mission here on Earth to protect society's most vulnerable. Maybe we wouldn't have to introduce this proposal, If countries like yourself adequatly fund Education and Healthcare.

Response from Freeraria to the Author Wozniak:

Religious and other private organizations should hold the mission of helping the poor and the desolate. This we don't disagree with. When small local charities control the mission, it is done with intelligence, compassion and effectiveness.

When governments enforce the mission of helping, the definition of poverty will change depending on who is defining it. Often times morphed into a means of causing a harmful cycle where governments provide material resources and services to the "poor", which reinforces this lower classes sense of inferiority and lack of self-esteem, which in turn increases the original problem. This increase of the original problem is further exploited as a means of controlling a population and expanding the government. Ultimately this leads to a controlled and dependent population. Large government is not the solution to our problem; large government is the problem.

Response from the Proposal Author Wozniak:

Remember we are a CATHOLIC THEOCRACY, The Government of my country is governed by the Archbishop of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Wozniak. The Little Sisters of the Poor, are a respectable group in the Wozniakian Estates-General and take their oath of poverty seriously. As all priests, in the country. Our clergy members preach Good Will and Good Faith for all. and we went everyone to have the same opportunities.

Response from Freeraria to the Author Wozniak:

We the people for Freeraria must still demand that you with draw the general assembly proposal ID: joe_wozniak_1453673003, "Poor People Bill of Rights". While this legislation may make sense for your particular nation, it's wide spread forced implementation of all WA members will lead to more harm to society then good. In fact it is our assertion that it's implementation will lead to wide spread repression of the people of the world.

We would also implore you to give much more thought to the geo-political ramifications of your WA proposals in the future.

Response from the Proposal Author Wozniak:

Our piece of legislation grants more freedom and opportunity for the poor, In fact, our bill could stop uprisings.

Response from Freeraria to the Author Wozniak:

Your legislation seeks to force a world wide socialist welfare system. The only opportunity it provides is for the lazy and incompetent to maintain these attitudes and lifts the socialist leaders to positions of power and self-aggrandizement.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Antrebatium wrote:You bought an ergonomic chair for your cat?

Of course.

Even my pets have style.

Power wanes, but style is eternal.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan

I don't know about you guys but I am hyped for the elections for RA in a few days. That is, if we have elections.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Darkweb.

Phonexia wrote:I don't know about you guys but I am hyped for the elections for RA in a few days. That is, if we have elections.

Rumor has it that elections are indeed open for nominations, and voting starts February 1st. Check our www.spiritus.wtf for more shameless plugs!

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Phonexia, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Well, now that you're in the garage, plugs multiplex cable into Jedi-Zombi-Jesus, down loads Santa Cruz OS version of Linux into same, cuts cable. Now all we have to do is get him to reboot.

My two car garage is so full of junk, nobody who doesn't know where stuff is can see anything...

It's not like he isn't already deceased.

I humbly suggest a manual reboot.

I'll help banging his head against a wall, if I must.

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan

That sounds good!

Matrixulated, Phonexia, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Mind Playing Tricks.

*walks in, looking all important*

*sits on cool-looking chair*

(Sound) "Meaaaaaa!"

*startled, gets up quickly*

*confused look on face*

"Im a little bit sorry, It appears I totally furgot (yes, furgot) about the cat I had in my back pocket"

*awkward silence*

"Carry on"

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I forgot *cat runs away*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hey Spiritus

Matrixulated

Mirkwood Mists wrote:hi all

Roman Palmyra wrote:Hey Spiritus

Hello and welcome to Spiritus!

M.

Mirkwood Mists, Roman Palmyra

Alekseandrea wrote:It's not like he isn't already deceased.

I humbly suggest a manual reboot.

I'll help banging his head against a wall, if I must.

We have a plan here. The hardest part was finding a working floppy disk drive and down-loading all of them on onto a DVD disc.

Now where did I put that d*mn hammer? If we're going to crucify him, we'll need a hammer...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Jellal, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

I have some silver stakes that we can use.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:We have a plan here. The hardest part was finding a working floppy disk drive and down-loading all of them on onto a DVD disc.

Now where did I put that d*mn hammer? If we're going to crucify him, we'll need a hammer...

For thirty pieces of silver I will gladly lend you mine.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

does anyone here watch anime?

Matrixulated, Marli, Kautas, Roman Palmyra, Xxaloistrancyxx

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:We have a plan here. The hardest part was finding a working floppy disk drive and down-loading all of them on onto a DVD disc.

Now where did I put that d*mn hammer? If we're going to crucify him, we'll need a hammer...

(1) Exactly where were you planning to insert those disks?! 😨

(2) How is this plan supposed to do anything other than enrage a powerful zombie Jedi Master, who cannot be hurt/harmed, tortured, impeded, successfully targetted for any method or destruction, OR die?!

(3) What use is a hammer, nails, or Crucifixion when it is something I've survived before?!

Darkweb wrote:I have some silver stakes that we can use.

(1) Silver is for werewolves...

(2) Garlic is for vampires...

(3) Destruction of the brain and cranial cavity works for regular zombies...

(4) My hordes and I are not regular zombies!

Alekseandrea wrote:For thirty pieces of silver I will gladly lend you mine.
Are you the Devil?! - 30 pieces of silver is the normal payment for the Devil - 2 pieces of Silver pay for safe-passage on a one-way trip to the underworld from the Grim Reaper - For 30 pieces, you get 7 trips to Hell and back, leaving 2 pieces of silver left over...

- I should know!!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:(1) ...

(4) My hordes and I are not regular zombies!

Are you the Devil?! - 30 pieces of silver is the normal payment for the Devil - 2 pieces of Silver pay for safe-passage on a one-way trip to the underworld from the Grim Reaper - For 30 pieces, you get 7 trips to Hell and back, leaving 2 pieces of silver left over...

- I should know!!

I was merely referencing some historical precedent.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:... I should know!!

I am disappointed in you.

Those meddling kids aren't THAT hard to handle.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Alekseandrea wrote:I was merely referencing some historical precedent.

I am disappointed in you.

Those meddling kids aren't THAT hard to handle.

Well played, sir.

Well played indeed.

M.

Alekseandrea

Mirkwood Mists wrote:does anyone here watch anime?

Of course we do!

Best ever: Ghost in the Shell. And SAC.

Watched Sailor Moon extensively with my daughter as she grew-up. Plus, every movie that came out of Studio Ghibli.

Also, Death the Kid and Dr. Stein are personal favorite characters.

Hetalia was good, but Helsing was awesome!

There.

Now somebody else list their favorites.

M.

Marli, Bruddhistan

Matrixulated wrote:Of course we do!

Best ever: Ghost in the Shell. And SAC.

Watched Sailor Moon extensively with my daughter as she grew-up. Plus, every movie that came out of Studio Ghibli.

Also, Death the Kid and Dr. Stein are personal favorite characters.

Hetalia was good, but Helsing was awesome!

There.

Now somebody else list their favorites.

M.

My favourite is Princess Mononoke, but I also like Spirited Away and Ghost in the Shell...

Matrixulated, Bruddhistan

hello?

Matrixulated, Bruddhistan

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:hello?

Hi

Matrixulated, Bruddhistan

Marli wrote:Hi

i am new here! hello!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:i am new here! hello!

Hello "new here"! LOL

Matrixulated, Marli, Alekseandrea, Xxaloistrancyxx

Bruddhistan wrote:Hello "new here"! LOL

XD LOL nah, call me Alois!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:i am new here! hello!

Welcome to Spiritus! - Try to stay quiet!! - I think the Zombies are asleep - We don't want to wake them!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Marli wrote:Welcome to Spiritus! - Try to stay quiet!! - I think the Zombies are asleep - We don't want to wake them!!!

oh noes zombies!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:oh noes zombies!

Shhh! 😨

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea

Bruddhistan wrote:Shhh! 😨

are there really zombies???

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Alekseandrea wrote:I was merely referencing some historical precedent.

I am disappointed in you.

Those meddling kids aren't THAT hard to handle.

*Rips face off*

*Eats it*

"Damn those meddling kids!!"

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:XD ...Call me Alois!!!

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:are there really zombies???

"Hello Alois,..."

*Gathers you and fixes you in his gaze*

*Casually signals to his hordes to sneak up behind you*

"Why yes!... Yes, there are zombies here! - Is that a problem?!"

*Starts drooling black blood-stained saliva over your feet*

"You know Zombification isn't such a bad thing, you know?!

*Zombie horde is right behind Alois*

"Now then, do you have a moment to talk about God? - I was wondering have you ever heard of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus?!

I would be delighted if you could JOIN US!

*Attack!*

Matrixulated, Marli, Kautas, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Rips face off*

*Eats it*

"Damn those meddling kids!!"

"Hello Alois,..."

*Gathers you and fixes you in his gaze*

*Casually signals to his hordes to sneak up behind you*

"Why yes!... Yes, there are zombies here! - Is that a problem?!"

*Starts drooling black blood-stained saliva over your feet*

"You know Zombification isn't such a bad thing, you know?!

*Zombie horde is right behind Alois*

"Now then, do you have a moment to talk about God? - I was wondering have you ever heard of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus?!

I would be delighted if you could JOIN US!

*Attack!*

no not a problem, by the way I iz a vampire!!! ^-^

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

Are you the Devil?! - 30 pieces of silver is the normal payment for the Devil - 2 pieces of Silver pay for safe-passage on a one-way trip to the underworld from the Grim Reaper - For 30 pieces, you get 7 trips to Hell and back, leaving 2 pieces of silver left over...

- I should know!!

I actually knew and dated, a Norwegian girl named, 'Helen Bach,' back in my college days.

She was a certifiable, bat-s*it crazy, devil-spawn for sure. An all-out insatiable thrill ride, but surprisingly easy on the silver in my pockets.

Indeed, I have enough silver left to cover a bounty or two . . .

It's open season on the walking dead, folks!

So, hands-up who wants to die?

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Welcome to Spiritus, all you new nations!

If you've got questions, feel free to ask. :)

Either ask them here on the Regional Message Board (Where these messages are) or send them to me via Telegram.

People will happily answer your questions here on the RMB, and I will be more than willing to try and answer any questions to the best of my ability if sent to me in a Telegram (I'll also answer questions on the RMB that are asked, Just might be a few hours between posting and answered.)

Enjoy your stay in Spiritus! :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Xxaloistrancyxx

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:no not a problem, by the way I iz a vampire!!! ^-^

**Flees at Ultra-High Speed Shamble-Mode Munching Heavily On Garlic**

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Flees at Ultra-High Speed Shamble-Mode Munching Heavily On Garlic**

XD do zombies not like vampires??? XD

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I actually knew and dated, a Norwegian girl named, 'Helen Bach,' back in my college days.

She was a certifiable, bat-s*it crazy, devil-spawn for sure. An all-out insatiable thrill ride, but surprisingly easy on the silver in my pockets.

Indeed, I have enough silver left to cover a bounty or two . . .

M.

BEST RESPONSE EVER!

Matrixulated wrote:

...So, hands-up who wants to die?

M.

Done that already; many times!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Xxaloistrancyxx

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:XD do zombies not like vampires??? XD

Not really; I mean there is some animosity, but since I actually ask people to "eat of my flesh and drink of my blood", who am I to argue who is and isn't allowed to do so?! - It's just that some strange things can happen! - I mean if a Vampire bites and sucks the blood of a Zombie, or indeed the Great Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and the Zombie, or indeed I, bite you back - Does the Vampire become a Zombie or the Zombie become a Vampire, or do we become some strange and dangerous hybrid in a constant state of quantum instability; like Schroedinger's Vampirical Jedi-Zombi Jezus?! O_o

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Not really; I mean there is some animosity, but since I actually ask people to "eat of my flesh and drink of my blood", who am I to argue who is and isn't allowed to do so?! - It's just that some strange things can happen! - I mean if a Vampire bites and sucks the blood of a Zombie, or indeed the Great Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and the Zombie, or indeed I, bite you back - Does the Vampire become a Zombie or the Zombie become a Vampire, or do we become some strange and dangerous hybrid in a constant state of quantum instability; like Schroedinger's Vampirical Jedi-Zombi Jezus?! O_o

holy moly tht is complicated 0_0

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Xxaloistrancyxx wrote:holy moly tht is complicated 0_0

Perhaps a Non-Aggression Pact?! (We agree to respect each other and leave each other alone!)

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Perhaps a Non-Aggression Pact?! (We agree to respect each other and leave each other alone!)

yup *thumbs up* sureee

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

OK, OK, JayZeeJay. No need to brag.

It's not big, and it's not clever.

Besides, in your path of devastation and destruction, you don't leave any witnesses to argue the point!

Aggressive negotiations + walking dead + religious martyr = silence.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Perhaps a Non-Aggression Pact?! (We agree to respect each other and leave each other alone!)

Matrixulated wrote:OK, OK, JayZeeJay. No need to brag.

It's not big, and it's not clever.

Besides, in your path of devastation and destruction, you don't leave any witnesses to argue the point!

Aggressive negotiations + walking dead + religious martyr = silence.

M.

Just be greatful noone suggested some "Unholy Alliance"! - Can you imagine a Vampire and Zombie Alliance?! - A Non-Aggression Pact is probably the best outcome here!! - This is a warning to be vigilant...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea, Xxaloistrancyxx

Bruddhistan wrote:Just be greatful noone suggested some "Unholy Alliance"! - Can you imagine a Vampire and Zombie Alliance?! - A Non-Aggression Pact is probably the best outcome here!! - This is a warning to be vigilant...

XD best outccome EVA!! ^-^

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Damn! Look at all this activity on the RMB!!

*Puts down large platter of Jerk Chicken, a pot of Goat Curry, 3 kinds of Pizza, and some 'special' Brownies*

'Peace pipe' anyone?!

*Offers it around*

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Rogue Lumberjacks, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Xxaloistrancyxx

*stares at brownies* i was gone for three months and now Spiritus is doing drugs?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

*takes glass of whiskey* im gonna drink instead, unless you spiked my whiskey

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Baishita wrote:*takes glass of whiskey* im gonna drink instead, unless you spiked my whiskey

We know absolutely nothing about your whisky.

Or neurotoxins.

Or spiking said whiskey with neurotoxins.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Alekseandrea wrote:We know absolutely nothing about your whisky.

Or neurotoxins.

Or spiking said whiskey with neurotoxins.

You put neurotoxins in that "whisky"?! - I dropped some infected zombie blood in there!

...Also I switched the glass - That's not whisky!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You put neurotoxins in that "whisky"?! - I dropped some infected zombie blood in there!

...Also I switched the glass - That's not whisky!!

It's actually a mix of infected zombie blood, pureéd cerebellum (neurons and extracellular fluid), spinal fluid, and urine (for colour)...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:It's actually a mix of infected zombie blood, pureéd cerebellum (neurons and extracellular fluid), spinal fluid, and urine (for colour)...

So that is why it smelled like rotten meat.

Can you still smell?

Bad breath, foul reeking 'zombify' drinks,

being around shambling corpses all day,

Anybody able to smell would tend to avoid such things.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Alekseandrea wrote:So that is why it smelled like rotten meat.

Can you still smell?

Bad breath, foul reeking 'zombify' drinks,

being around shambling corpses all day,

Anybody able to smell would tend to avoid such things.

Of course, the Jedi-Zombie-Jesus can smell, that's how we know he's here. Stick to the brownies...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Greetings

Matrixulated

How does this work?

Matrixulated

The Dankest Of Lands wrote:How does this work?

I am assuming that you are new here. First, welcome. Second, I, being relatively new, recommend going on the forums. There create an account and become a citizen. After that there is quite a few options, like government, rp, and some fun things.

Matrixulated

The Dankest Of Lands wrote:How does this work?

The game itself: Answer Issues, watch your country grow and join the world assembly for more options.

Matrixulated

*eats 4 brownies*

Thanks, Ras Marli

*furtive movements*

Did someone say neurotoxins?! Youve poisoned the... Or is my mind playing tricks?

*extremely paranoid*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan

I have a serious question

*groans from the crowd*

Shut up, zombies, im trying to talk.

Anyway, like I was saying before, is there anyway to control the budget? I dont want my govt spending any money on religion, not that Im against it, I just want it separate from the state. A lot that is is the budget seems ridiculous and unrealistic.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:I have a serious question

*groans from the crowd*

Shut up, zombies, im trying to talk.

Anyway, like I was saying before, is there anyway to control the budget? I dont want my govt spending any money on religion, not that Im against it, I just want it separate from the state. A lot that is is the budget seems ridiculous and unrealistic.

Only indirectly.

By answering issues in the right way, you can modify your budget.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Post by Steampunk World suppressed by Red Dusk.

Steampunk World

Hello guys! I'm recruiting for the region The Freeland For All. It is a great region if you like freedom. Please join! Thank You! 😁😁😁😁😁

What a dumb topic for a resolution.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:So that is why it smelled like rotten meat.

Can you still smell?

Bad breath, foul reeking 'zombify' drinks,

being around shambling corpses all day,

Anybody able to smell would tend to avoid such things.

• Our breath as zombies, is only as bad as anybody else's would be on a low carb, high protein (mainly meat diet), and we eat as fresh as we have access to (just like most humans)...

• The drink would only smell, if the urine is not reasonably sterile, and the person it is sourced from was not properly hydrated (The other 'ingredients' would have no smell if fresh) - However I was joking about the existence of that drink - I was merely trying to be disgusting!

• Zombie flesh is not rotting, because rotting requires tissue to be dead; we are undead bodies imbued with supernatural energies (we are not corpses) - Besides sooner of later anything that rots ceases to exist in its current shape and form, and turns to dust and dirt - Zombies could not survive if we were made of rotting flesh; indeed nothing could - Although Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ has a higher spirit form that can survive disembodiment if needs be!

• Actually zombies have a very acute (strong) sense of smell, aswell as hearing and vision focussed on detecting movement of prey (like most predators)...

- Come on Spiritus residents, I thought you guys could think logically and scientifically!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:*eats 4 brownies*

Thanks, Ras Marli

*furtive movements*

Did someone say neurotoxins?! Youve poisoned the... Or is my mind playing tricks?

*extremely paranoid*

Just because you're feeling paranoid, doesn't mean there isn't actually someone (or something) out to get you! Muhahahahaha!! 😨😂😈😇😉

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan

See how everything is so good and healthy in my nation?! - The following is not our only good statistic! -

17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

Would you want to live there?

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:See how everything is so good and healthy in my nation?! - The following is not our only good statistic! -

17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

Would you want to live there?

With zombies? Jesus-freak Zombies? Not only NO, but H*ll NO!

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:*eats 4 brownies*

Thanks, Ras Marli

*furtive movements*

Did someone say neurotoxins?! Youve poisoned the... Or is my mind playing tricks?

*extremely paranoid*

Well starting with fermented, distilled alcohol, do you really need more neurotoxins than that? I wouldn't even water the ficus with that...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

hi

i am new of the group

Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium, Phonexia, Alekseandrea

Hello, Holy Empire!

M.

Spherus Magna Imperium

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Just because you're feeling paranoid, doesn't mean there isn't actually someone (or something) out to get you! Muhahahahaha!! 😨😂😈😇😉

Sweet! I could use someone or something whos out to get me snacks and stuff. Kinda like a butler, but more smelly and clumsy, and terrifying, and dead... C'mon, you can spare a single member of your army, its for a good cause. I might have to remove his arms and jaw, but he will get a cool uniform with pockets and stuff... And a hat... And maybe some cologne... Id probably name him something cool, too. Like Ebenezer...

*realizes jedi zombi jezus left long ago*

Oh, uh..

*sits back down*

Red Dusk wrote:Only indirectly.

By answering issues in the right way, you can modify your budget.

Ty!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

O_O

roflmao!

Touché.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea

who wants chocolate?

Matrixulated

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:Sweet! I could use someone or something whos out to get me snacks and stuff. Kinda like a butler, but more smelly and clumsy, and terrifying, and dead... C'mon, you can spare a single member of your army, its for a good cause. I might have to remove his arms and jaw, but he will get a cool uniform with pockets and stuff... And a hat... And maybe some cologne... Id probably name him something cool, too. Like Ebenezer...

*realizes jedi zombi jezus left long ago*

Oh, uh..

*sits back down*

Ty!

You want one of our soldiers? - Fine! - Just one problem; a large percentage of our zombie army is made up of soldiers that died in wars during the past hundred years - That's means there's a hell of a lot of Nazi Zombi Soldiers and Soviet Zombi Soldiers - Hitler and Stalin sent so many soldiers to their death, that they provided most of the recruitment for the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit Military - They have ofcourse had their brains washed since coming over to us, but there is a risk that occasionally they may display signs of the old ideology - Ofcourse, you can have permission to lecture them on modern societal norms and discipline them if they goose-step out of line...

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You want one of our soldiers? - Fine! - Just one problem; a large percentage of our zombie army is made up of soldiers that died in wars during the past hundred years - That's means there's a hell of a lot of Nazi Zombi Soldiers and Soviet Zombi Soldiers - Hitler and Stalin sent so many soldiers to their death, that they provided most of the recruitment for the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit Military - They have ofcourse had their brains washed since coming over to us, but there is a risk that occasionally they may display signs of the old ideology - Ofcourse, you can have permission to lecture them on modern societal norms and discipline them if they goose-step out of line...

And keep the sovjets zombies and nazi zombies separate.

Before you know they claw each other eyes out.

If you're lucky, that is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

This is actually looking like one of the closer WA votes I've seen

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You want one of our soldiers? - Fine! - Just one problem; a large percentage of our zombie army is made up of soldiers that died in wars during the past hundred years - That's means there's a hell of a lot of Nazi Zombi Soldiers and Soviet Zombi Soldiers - Hitler and Stalin sent so many soldiers to their death, that they provided most of the recruitment for the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit Military - They have ofcourse had their brains washed since coming over to us, but there is a risk that occasionally they may display signs of the old ideology - Ofcourse, you can have permission to lecture them on modern societal norms and discipline them if they goose-step out of line...

Thanks, so generous! As a second generation American whos ancestors were forced to flee from communism, Ill take a former Soviet.

*removes jaw and arms of new 'gofer'*

Your name is now Ebenezer.

*ebenezer kicks mpt*

Ohhhohoh youll regret that cheap shot.

*cloud of dust around 'neez as mpt gets to work.*

Wah-lah!!

*dust settles*

(Ebenezer has been dressed to look exactly like MC Hammer, except he is wearing an afro wig)

*Neezer staggers forward* swish, swish, swish, swish... *groan* swish, swish

So much swagger, i mean stagger. *crickets*

*laughing at own joke* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha *breath* haha...ha....he

Ok, Ebenezer, enough fun and games, go get me a strawberry banana smoothie.

*groan* swish, swish, swish *swishing fades as Neez gets further away*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Mind Playing Tricks wrote:Thanks, so generous! As a second generation American whos ancestors were forced to flee from communism, Ill take a former Soviet.

*removes jaw and arms of new 'gofer'*

Your name is now Ebenezer.

*ebenezer kicks mpt*

Ohhhohoh youll regret that cheap shot.

*cloud of dust around 'neez as mpt gets to work.*

Wah-lah!!

*dust settles*

(Ebenezer has been dressed to look exactly like MC Hammer, except he is wearing an afro wig)

*Neezer staggers forward* swish, swish, swish, swish... *groan* swish, swish

So much swagger, i mean stagger. *crickets*

*laughing at own joke* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha *breath* haha...ha....he

Ok, Ebenezer, enough fun and games, go get me a strawberry banana smoothie.

*groan* swish, swish, swish *swishing fades as Neez gets further away*

I almost feel sorry for that walking corpse.

Almost.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan

zombie army???

that is crap

i say a robot army is better

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:zombie army???

that is crap

i say a robot army is better

Zombies don't die from EMP shock waves

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

we need to say it

the future of modern warfare

is the robot

zombies are slowy forces that one shot in da head kill him

with a flametrower i can killl a lot of them before they even get near

while robot are more powerfule

more resistant

more inteligent

more......wait

if we give the robot a self AI that means that they might revolt against us?

i mean

we can't control zombies

and robots even if we can control it

they can revolt

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

Beep beep!

Matrixulated, Phonexia

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:we need to say it

the future of modern warfare

is the robot

zombies are slowy forces that one shot in da head kill him

with a flametrower i can killl a lot of them before they even get near

while robot are more powerfule

more resistant

more inteligent

more......wait

if we give the robot a self AI that means that they might revolt against us?

i mean

we can't control zombies

and robots even if we can control it

they can revolt

Have you seen the movies "I am Legend" and/or "World War Z"? - Those zombies are damn fast! - I've seen a lot of Zombie movies; some zombies are slow and stupid, others are fast, vicious, vindictive, intelligent predators; lethal and damn near impossible to beat! - The difference between those kinds of zombies seems to be; how long the bodies that become the zombies have been dead - Zombies that are the resurrected bodies of long dead individuals tend to be slow and stupid, presumably because of the amount of deterioration of the brain and nervous system during their dead period - Zombies that are the result of an infectious disease which kills or converts quickly, whereby the individual doesn't appear to be dead or inactive for very long, and doesn't show signs of rotting tend to produce the fast lethal predator type.

You're new here, perhaps you haven't read that the Jedi-Zombi Jezus' Zombie hordes are not normal zombies; they don't get killed or dispatched so easily, and he recently mentioned that most of his Zombie army are former Nazi and Soviet soldiers - That reminds me of the zombie movies "Dead Snow" and "Dead Snow 2" - Those zombies were evil crafty intelligent bastards!

You worry about control of either killer robot armies or zombie armies? - Surely the answer is the installation of some kind of "kill switch", this could be done to control both robot armies and zombie armies, if you implanted chips in the zombie soldiers' brains - Have you ever watched Star Trek? - The Borg are, in a sense, effectively a cybernetically enhanced zombie drone army - They were pretty much unstoppable, and they were the best of both robot and zombie armies, in a way!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

ha

the zombies can't be contain

how can you control zombies?

you can't

atleast you can try to brainwash them

witch is madness

but anyways

listen

robot can do anything

and robot are smart

and i see some of star trek and i know who the borg are

the thing is

if we make and army based on the borg

we are "$#%

because they might have the sence and efectivity of destroying us

and one little thing

jedi jezus zombies?

are that and evolution of zombies?

because if it is

let me bring my flametrower

we need to contain any kind of zombie evolution

if zombie evolve too fast

they can revolt because the evolution make them inteligent

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

anyways

let vote

what should be the army of the world?

i say it should be a robot army

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:And keep the sovjets zombies and nazi zombies separate.

Before you know they claw each other eyes out.

If you're lucky, that is.

Yes that can be a problem, when the brain washing has not worked so well...

Marli wrote:Have you seen the movies "I am Legend" and/or "World War Z"? - Those zombies are damn fast! - I've seen a lot of Zombie movies; some zombies are slow and stupid, others are fast, vicious, vindictive, intelligent predators; lethal and damn near impossible to beat! - The difference between those kinds of zombies seems to be; how long the bodies that become the zombies have been dead - Zombies that are the resurrected bodies of long dead individuals tend to be slow and stupid, presumably because of the amount of deterioration of the brain and nervous system during their dead period - Zombies that are the result of an infectious disease which kills or converts quickly, whereby the individual doesn't appear to be dead or inactive for very long, and doesn't show signs of rotting tend to produce the fast lethal predator type.

You're new here, perhaps you haven't read that the Jedi-Zombi Jezus' Zombie hordes are not normal zombies; they don't get killed or dispatched so easily, and he recently mentioned that most of his Zombie army are former Nazi and Soviet soldiers - That reminds me of the zombie movies "Dead Snow" and "Dead Snow 2" - Those zombies were evil crafty intelligent bastards!

You worry about control of either killer robot armies or zombie armies? - Surely the answer is the installation of some kind of "kill switch", this could be done to control both robot armies and zombie armies, if you implanted chips in the zombie soldiers' brains - Have you ever watched Star Trek? - The Borg are, in a sense, effectively a cybernetically enhanced zombie drone army - They were pretty much unstoppable, and they were the best of both robot and zombie armies, in a way!

Someone's been doing their "research" - Should I be worried?! - Then again, I think it was only yesterday that I complained about the lack of logic or scientific reasoning around here, so um... Well done! - I'll have to keep an eye on you!...

*Pulls eye out and slips it in Marli's pocket*

*Another eye regrows in the empty socket, imbued with an ethereal glow*

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:snip

Sounds like you are riddled with fear, and cannot make any sound judgment because of this! - You worry about controlling or containing zombies and/or an army of any kind; be it zombie, robot, cyborg, or human, it would seem you are severely frightened of the power of a military of any kind, and particularly worried about revolt (or being revolting! 😅) - Your fear of revolution and evolution, is indicative of a fear of Change - Unfortunately, Change is a natural part of Life, the Universe, and Everything - In Nature things change, evolve, and adapt, or they die and cease to exist - Some things do this until they become what is termed "the Apex Predator"; whereby they are the most powerful, highly adaptive, intelligent, and deadly thing alive in their habitat, that nothing can challenge them, or be a threat to them - The point is either you change, adapt, evolve, and grow or you become lunch for something else - Either you beat everything down, or get beaten down - Either you beat them, or if you can't you join them! - Be the Change you wish to see in the World, or the World will change and you'll get left behind!!

Matrixulated, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea

i don't care

if i need to be isolationism to be safe i will be

our tech will never be seen by the world

i will mantain my thing

i will not join to that crappy zombies

i will protect my border

humanity will prevail

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Borg, meh.

They can't defeat sime space communists with highly inefficient starships. The starschip itself is almost better at killing them.

Use bioengineered monstrosities like deathclaws, controlled by cybernetic enhancements.

Cheaper and simpler to produce.

And believe me, if you haven't found yourself surrounded by a pack of deathclaws yet.

You don't know fear.

YOU DON'T.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

son

i play a fallout game before

and i know the feeling of a deathclaw playing golf with your body

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Some space communists.

Writing error.

My fault.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Holy Empire Of Central Europe wrote:son

i play a fallout game before

and i know the feeling of a deathclaw playing golf with your body

We all do son, we all do.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

and the feeling of a behemont mutant playing golf with your ass too

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

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