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Hey! That's ageism! 😮

Old folks like OGG used to "paddle" young upstarts on the butt for punishment.

In today's coddled, snowflake, PC culture physical punishment is severely frowned upon.

No, OGG's name is not Herbert. 🧐

M.

Consigahria, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Invosal

The Salaxalans wrote:WOOOOOO!!!! PIZZAAAAAAAAA!!!

PIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Consigahria, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Schnozzel, Invosal

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Me love da spuds 😋🥔♥️ but nuttin' come close to "Cookie Looove" 🍪❤️🍪

Just ask [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]bot. She know da power!

I rest my case.

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Invosal

Matrixulated wrote:Hey! That's ageism! 😮

Old folks like OGG used to "paddle" young upstarts on the butt for punishment.

In today's coddled, snowflake, PC culture physical punishment is severely frowned upon.

No, OGG's name is not Herbert. 🧐

M.

THANK YOU. THOSE GOSH DARNED MILLENNIALS JUST HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND FIX WHAT AIN'T BROKE.

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Invosal

hi

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Sys wrote:hi

Hi there!

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Is representation in media valuable? Must diverse viewpoints be celebrated and encouraged, or should the film industry not change the status quo to let in outsiders? Is film a medium that matters in reflecting society, and should it be used to show what is, or what could be?

A new poll for all of my darlings is available, and if you have not seen any of the films on the list, I highly recommend all of them.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=160943

Legendus, Matrixulated, Parrona, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia, Invosal

What a bunch of left-wing, bullchit sissy date-night, chic-flick garbage movies they are! 😵

Go peddle your PC snowflake drivel someplace else!

Bah! 😠

*Turns on "The Dirty Dozen" and gets ready to man-up!*

Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Invosal

🙄

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Bah! 😠

*Turns on "The Dirty Dozen" and gets ready to man-up!*

🥔

Matrixulated, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Colonalia, Invosal

Cardboard Lootbox wrote:What a bunch of left-wing, bullchit sissy date-night, chic-flick garbage movies they are! 😵

Go peddle your PC snowflake drivel someplace else!

Bah! 😠

*Turns on "The Dirty Dozen" and gets ready to man-up!*

Ah yes, nothing like watching a group of men grow close emotional bonds to show those homosexuals what’s what. You truly are the hero of straight pride, the most vital movement of our time, perhaps only second to men’s rights.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia, Invosal

🤣🤣🤣

💥👊💥

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Wimmin! 🤫

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Big yike

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hi i joined only bcs you said that you're working on a minecraft server <3

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:What a bunch of left-wing, bullchit sissy date-night, chic-flick garbage movies they are! 😵

Go peddle your PC snowflake drivel someplace else!

Bah! 😠

*Turns on "The Dirty Dozen" and gets ready to man-up!*

"The Dirty Dozen?" Watch it pal, you're showing your age... and I wouldn't want to compete with The Grumpy Grandpa if I were you 😳

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Matrixulated Reloaded, Invosal

Legendus wrote:"The Dirty Dozen?" Watch it pal, you're showing your age... and I wouldn't want to compete with The Grumpy Grandpa if I were you 😳

I LIKED PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Matrixulated Reloaded, Invosal

Hello!

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I LIKED PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE.

As did I, love. As did I.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, Invosal

Proctethia wrote:Hello!

Hello! What brings you to these fine lands? :D

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, Proctethia

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Hello! What brings you to these fine lands? :D

I accidently tripped into this RMB.

*tries to climb back to TSP*

*fails*

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, Anthyr

OK, soooo...

🥔 [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] is blue colored. Who knew? 🤔

🥔 August 8th seems to be [nation=noflag]The Quiescent Platypus[/nation] burning day. 🔥🔥🔥

🥔 [nation=noflag]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] is not Herbert The Pervert and actually has a soft feminine side. 🤯

🥔 [nation=noflag]Cardboard Lootbox[/nation] is a dinosaur, and we should activate the Lysene Contingency immediately! 💉

🥔 [nation=noflag]Dorento[/nation] is a Potato-hating terrorist trying to subvert Spiritus with Pizza. How rude! 😠

🥔 [nation=noflag]Auphelia[/nation]'s obvious obsession with Spiritus and/or stalking of [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] continues...💘

What? Did I miss anything? 🤗

Huzzah!

Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auphelia, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, Schnozzel

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:OK, soooo...

🥔 [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] is blue colored. Who knew? 🤔

🥔 August 8th seems to be [nation=noflag]The Quiescent Platypus[/nation] burning day. 🔥🔥🔥

🥔 [nation=noflag]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] is not Herbert The Pervert and actually has a soft feminine side. 🤯

🥔 [nation=noflag]Cardboard Lootbox[/nation] is a dinosaur, and we should activate the Lysene Contingency immediately! 💉

🥔 [nation=noflag]Dorento[/nation] is a Potato-hating terrorist trying to subvert Spiritus with Pizza. How rude! 😠

🥔 [nation=noflag]Auphelia[/nation]'s obvious obsession with Spiritus and/or stalking of [nation=noflag]The Salaxalans[/nation] continues...💘

What? Did I miss anything? 🤗

Huzzah!

How can this be?

You forgot about me!

Do I matter?

I’m not special enough from what I gather.

I’m a joke for a bad comedy.

The Salaxalans has great authority.

Cardboard Lootbox has an Easter Egg in his possession.

Dorento is epic, no question.

The Quiescent Platypus has his own holiday.

I just learned Auphelia exists today.

Unlike Grandpa I’m not old or wise.

I’m nothing compared to you guys.

There are even more unique people around here.

I simply don’t matter, I fear.

Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, The Grimm Reaper

Schnozzel wrote:I just learned Auphelia exists today.

Well it’s about time, darling. Admittedly, I don’t spend much time in these quaint little regions, but now you have the pleasure of making my acquaintance. I congratulate you on such an opportunity.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Drystar, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Schnozzel

Auphelia wrote:Well it’s about time, darling. Admittedly, I don’t spend much time in these quaint little regions, but now you have the pleasure of making my acquaintance. I congratulate you on such an opportunity.

I SEE YOU'RE A FRENCH ONE. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS STATIONED IN FRANCE IN 1944, I MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE MR. ALAIN PROVISTE WHO BESTOWED ME WITH SOME PARISIAN WISDOM. IT WAS A COLD NIGHT, WE'D HAD A FEW GLASSES OF WINE. THINGS GOT HEATED AND HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE BASTARD BLUE EYES AND HE SAID, "C'EST LA FIN DES HARICOTS."

I NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT, BUT I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN -- AND IT'S SOMETHING I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT EVER SINCE. WHAT DOES BEANS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? OH WELL.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Auphelia, Matrixulated Reloaded, Schnozzel, Dorento

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I SEE YOU'RE A FRENCH ONE. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS STATIONED IN FRANCE IN 1944, I MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE MR. ALAIN PROVISTE WHO BESTOWED ME WITH SOME PARISIAN WISDOM. IT WAS A COLD NIGHT, WE'D HAD A FEW GLASSES OF WINE. THINGS GOT HEATED AND HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE BASTARD BLUE EYES AND HE SAID, "C'EST LA FIN DES HARICOTS."

I NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT, BUT I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN -- AND IT'S SOMETHING I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT EVER SINCE. WHAT DOES BEANS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? OH WELL.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

I think he wanted you to buy more beans.

Promo code for 1% off any order of beans over 16 tons from Ltin Corporation: PromoCodeForOnePercentOnAnyOrderOfPotatoesBelowSeventyThreeTins

Valid until today at 6:40 PM CDT

Consigahria, Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia, Schnozzel, Dorento

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I LIKED PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE.

[sub]I LIKE 'DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY' (1934), 'THE SEVENTH SEAL' (1957), 'MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE' (1983), 'THE LAST ACTION HERO' (1993), 'CEMETERY MAN' (1994), AND 'HELLBOY 2' (2008)...[/sub]

[sub]I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU KEEP ESCAPING ME.[/sub]

Consigahria, Drystar, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia

Schnozzel wrote:

...I’m nothing compared to you guys.

There are even more unique people around here.

I simply don’t matter, I fear.

[sub]THERE IS THIS REGION WHERE THE MOST POPULAR DRINK SERVED IS CALLED 'SCHNOZZELFOAM'.....[/sub]

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia, Schnozzel

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I SEE YOU'RE A FRENCH ONE. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS STATIONED IN FRANCE IN 1944, I MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE MR. ALAIN PROVISTE WHO BESTOWED ME WITH SOME PARISIAN WISDOM. IT WAS A COLD NIGHT, WE'D HAD A FEW GLASSES OF WINE. THINGS GOT HEATED AND HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE BASTARD BLUE EYES AND HE SAID, "C'EST LA FIN DES HARICOTS."

I NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT, BUT I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN -- AND IT'S SOMETHING I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT EVER SINCE. WHAT DOES BEANS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? OH WELL.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Ah, guerre. Elle est le théâtre d'histoires d'amour, mais aussi de séparations, de dangers et de malheurs insoupçonnés.

Vous rappelez-vous d'un incident qui vous aurait amené à croire qu'il était homosexuel? Et les haricots! Il n'aimait que les haricots? Il s'est intéressé à ces questions bien avant qu'elles ne soient à la mode.

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia

The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]I LIKE 'DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY' (1934), 'THE SEVENTH SEAL' (1957), 'MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE' (1983), 'THE LAST ACTION HERO' (1993), 'CEMETERY MAN' (1994), AND 'HELLBOY 2' (2008)...[/sub]

[sub]I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU KEEP ESCAPING ME.[/sub]

IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, I ENJOYED YOUR ACTING IN THE SEVENTH SEAL.

Auphelia wrote:Ah, guerre. Elle est le théâtre d'histoires d'amour, mais aussi de séparations, de dangers et de malheurs insoupçonnés.

Vous rappelez-vous d'un incident qui vous aurait amené à croire qu'il était homosexuel? Et les haricots! Il n'aimait que les haricots? Il s'est intéressé à ces questions bien avant qu'elles ne soient à la mode.

IT WOULD NOT BE IN CHARACTER FOR ME TO RESPOND IN SUCH ELEVATED FRENCH, BUT SUFFICE TO SAY THAT LES HARICOTS WERE NOT THE ONLY THING HE SAW THAT NIGHT.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia, The Grimm Reaper

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT WOULD NOT BE IN CHARACTER FOR ME TO RESPOND IN SUCH ELEVATED FRENCH, BUT SUFFICE TO SAY THAT LES HARICOTS WERE NOT THE ONLY THING HE SAW THAT NIGHT.

Ah, rapports sexuels! Vous êtes-vous protégés? Cela a peut-être un côté romantique, mais cela traduit une dure réalité.

Oh, ah, how does the saying go in English . . .

“I too enjoy a well stuffed sausage”, plus ou moins, non?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Volaworand, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran

Auphelia wrote:Ah, rapports sexuels! Vous êtes-vous protégés? Cela a peut-être un côté romantique, mais cela traduit une dure réalité.

Oh, ah, how does the saying go in English . . .

“I too enjoy a well stuffed sausage”, plus ou moins, non?

OF COU- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ON EARTH. NO GAY AFFAIRS HERE, NO SIREE.

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran

New card news! \o/

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1407460

Legendus, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Anthyr

Our great leader is gone.

He has unfortunately passed on.

His widowed wife will now carry the mantle.

This dark day is nothing we can’t handle.

She will guide us into a new age.

Prepare for the next chapter, a new page.

His cause of death was assassination,

Slaughtered by the “Dairy Revolution”, a plague to this nation.

If you are with the “Dairy Revolution”, please confess.

We will no longer fight you; we’re done with this mess.

The cheese industry will be allowed to grow.

However, it will never compare to the mighty potato.

Our previous leader fought cheese until his dying breath.

That game is over, there will be no more death.

Consigahria, Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Anthyr

The moist, hidden depths of an ooey, gooey pie . . .

The light, fluffy peaks of icing hiding the porous flesh of a well baked cake . . .

Or perhaps the creamy chill of a frozen delight, the warmth in your soul made a blazing inferno by the sweet coldness of ice cream . . .

Which dessert is superior?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=161059

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Schnozzel

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OF COU- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ON EARTH. NO GAY AFFAIRS HERE, NO SIREE.

Bullshit. 🤣

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Versatran, Colonalia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OF COU- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ON EARTH. NO GAY AFFAIRS HERE, NO SIREE.

Imagine being picky about which...flowers you pick from a wide field.

Legendus, Matrixulated, Volaworand, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Versatran, Colonalia

New poll!

Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Versatran, Colonalia

GET OFF MY LAWN, RAPSCALLIONS.

Consigahria, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Colonalia

top %5 authoritarian

Consigahria, Versatran, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus, Colonalia

Turanian Utopia wrote:top %5 authoritarian

Also top five percent in the world for income equality...嫌な。お前の国が万全じゃなくてんだけど、貴様らと売買はたぶん可能そうだな。

Consigahria is rated 80th in the entire world for retail - please consider endorsing us and trading with us! We have virtually everything, all created in the nation of course, at a lower-than-average and reasonable price. We will even match lower prices found in other nations. All for the benefit of the Turanian Utopia's 341 million citizens!

Need water during a drought? Consigahria will assist! Need bombs for your impending war? 💣 Consigahria will sell you WMDs at a discounted price. Anything you need, we got it!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN, RAPSCALLIONS.

Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft! 🤣

Schnozzel wrote:Our great leader is gone. ...

That game is over, there will be no more death.

Our condolences. 😢 Please accept this gift of Consigahrian danishes, and this coffin made of pure gold in which to bury the wife. Thank you.

Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Turanian Utopia

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY GARDEN IS PRISTINE. WINNER OF THE STATE GARDEN COMPETITION FIFTY THREE YEARS IN A ROW!

Consigahria, Auphelia, Versatran, Colonalia

Consigahria wrote:Also top five percent in the world for income equality...嫌な。お前の国が万全じゃなくてんだけど、貴様らと売買はたぶん可能そうだな。

Consigahria is rated 80th in the entire world for retail - please consider endorsing us and trading with us! We have virtually everything, all created in the nation of course, at a lower-than-average and reasonable price. We will even match lower prices found in other nations. All for the benefit of the Turanian Utopia's 341 million citizens!

Need water during a drought? Consigahria will assist! Need bombs for your impending war? 💣 Consigahria will sell you WMDs at a discounted price. Anything you need, we got it!

May I offer you some cheese, books, or baskets in this tiring time?

Consigahria, Versatran, Colonalia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY GARDEN IS PRISTINE. WINNER OF THE STATE GARDEN COMPETITION FIFTY THREE YEARS IN A ROW!

Vous êtes âgé et que vous habitez seul. Envie de profiter de vos temps libres et de votre jardin sans devoir en supporter l'entretien?

Child labour may be the solution.

Consigahria wrote:Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft! 🤣

Quand vous étiez enfant, que vouliez-vous être quand vous seriez grand?

It matters not now. Vous êtes une honte pour ce RMB, imbécile.

Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Post by Consigahria suppressed by a moderator.

Oooh, 💩 just got real! 🤯

[sub]Consigahria...FTW![/sub]

Consigahria, Colonalia

Consigahria wrote:

C'était une blague.

Si vous ressentez de vives émotions, prenez une bonne respiration, faites une pause, allez marcher et exprimez-vous une fois que vous aurez retrouvé votre calme.

Volaworand, Colonalia

Post by Consigahria suppressed by a moderator.

Goodness, I knew there was a reason I don’t come to these small little regions. So much anger in such a tiny space. Tsk! A lady knows to keep away from such things if she is to keep a smooth and even complexion. Even when being condemned by the SC, I didn’t see this much sheer toxicity.

The Salaxalans, j’ai assisté à de nombreux débats et j'ai eu plaisir à y participer. It has been a pleasure. Many of your people have been lovely as well. Ce fut un plaisir et une grande joie de travailler avec chacun d'entre eux.

Most of them.

Some of them.

The grumpy grandfather is quite nice.

Volaworand, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Post by Consigahria suppressed by a moderator.

Consigahria: Knock it off. This is your only warning. Auphelia was clearly joking, but either way, there are *much* more constructive ways to deal with a situation where you feel insulted. You went to an absurdly inappropriate extreme, and I cannot believe I have to tell anyone that this kind of behavior is unacceptable.

Drystar, Auphelia, Volaworand, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Auphelia: If you don't mind, could you edit the quote out of your post? And I apologize for this behavior, it's not representative of Spiritus.

Auphelia, Volaworand, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

MON NOM EST JAMBON DE POISSON DE LA MONTAGNE

Volaworand, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

The Salaxalans wrote:Consigahria: Knock it off. ... I cannot believe I have to tell anyone that this kind of behavior is unacceptable.

🙇‍♂️ Yes sir. Will not go to such extremes again, especially with a visitor. However, she should not have been throwing around insults. In my culture, sir, that is grounds for an immediate counter; however, I concede that my counter was boisterous, insulting, overly rude, invasive, and more. Typically I would, as they say, turn the other cheek...I do know better than what I've shown; Spiritus is a place of welcoming. I hope Salaxalans and the rest of Spiritus is willing to forgive me, as I've personally been through quite a bit of stress lately, and apparently felt the need to put that on somebody else, namely a visitor. It's as they say in aviation, when everything is going to hell around you, fly the plane. I was not flying the plane in this case.

As a martial powerhouse, Consigahria strives to protect what it considers its mother region,...and all that comes with.

(I seem to have ruined everybody's fun...sorry about that. When the turbulence in my head clears, I'll be back - with fresh potatoes!)

...I'll just leave this here...

🥔

Please Be Kind And Rewind

The Salaxalans wrote:Auphelia: If you don't mind, could you edit the quote out of your post? And I apologize for this behavior, it's not representative of Spiritus.

Oh, that’s perfectly fine, darling. I wasn’t certain where the lines were drawn outside of the GCRs, a realm I rarely deign to step out of. I do understand, though. We all have our problem citizens, or our citizens who make themselves problems for short bits of time. I cannot tell you how often I’ve had to suppress some rather rude comments in TSP. Oh, to think of it!

While I usually enjoy belittling small regions (in jest, of course), you lot can appreciate a good potato, which I can most certainly respect.

Consigahria, Legendus, The Salaxalans, Volaworand, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Hi! I haven't been on for a while now. What have I missed? Apart from a dramatic backstory from Grumpy Grampa

Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia, Schnozzel

Auphelia wrote:Well it’s about time, darling. Admittedly, I don’t spend much time in these quaint little regions, but now you have the pleasure of making my acquaintance. I congratulate you on such an opportunity.

You drag me to all these new regions, just to show me how the natives admire you? I swear I’m going to tell the Chief how you’re abusing travel allotments again. We just got out of the cargo containers too.

Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Dorento wrote:Hi! I haven't been on for a while now. What have I missed? Apart from a dramatic backstory from Grumpy Grampa

The mythos is truly fascinating.

It also begs the question of how terrible the gardens of his neighbours are that he has won so often.

Drystar wrote:You drag me to all these new regions, just to show me how the natives admire you? I swear I’m going to tell the Chief how you’re abusing travel allotments again. We just got out of the cargo containers too.

Oh, hush and absorb the culture. It’s good for you to get out of the region every now and then. You can’t just sit around all day and gripe about these ‘darn new nations and their newfangled ideas!’.

Legendus, Drystar, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Auphelia wrote:The mythos is truly fascinating.

It also begs the question of how terrible the gardens of his neighbours are that he has won so often.

Oh, hush and absorb the culture. It’s good for you to get out of the region every now and then. You can’t just sit around all day and gripe about these ‘darn new nations and their newfangled ideas!’.

Ugh, you know I have issues with order and stability, I prefer chaos and anarchy because that’s where all the hot redheads go. But I guess I’ll visit if it makes you happy. At least that way you’ll stay out of my chocolate.

Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Auphelia wrote:Vous êtes âgé et que vous habitez seul. Envie de profiter de vos temps libres et de votre jardin sans devoir en supporter l'entretien?

Child labour may be the solution.

WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WORKED TWENTY SEVEN JOBS AT THE SAME TIME. KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT.

Drystar, Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Auphelia wrote:

The grumpy grandfather is quite nice.

LE SENTIMENT EST RECIPROQUE.

:-)

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WORKED TWENTY SEVEN JOBS AT THE SAME TIME. KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT.

27?!? 27?!? Boy you had it easy, they got rid of all the clocks so we didn’t know when our jobs ended and we kept working.

Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:LE SENTIMENT EST RECIPROQUE.

:-)

awwwwwwwww

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Dorento wrote:Hi! I haven't been on for a while now. What have I missed? Apart from a dramatic backstory from Grumpy Grampa

I will not speak for Spiritus, but I will say a lot has changed.

Hurtful words were commonly exchanged.

These are a few updates.

The Salaxalans is our benevolent leader and rudeness is something he hates.

Grandpa should write about his life story; it would be an epic read.

Consigahria sort of did some bad stuff, he did indeed.

I met Auphelia and she speaks French.

A lot has happened on this bench.

My nation’s leader was assassinated.

His wife is now in power and our growth has been accelerated.

I may not be back for a while.

But I hope I made everyone here smile.

The Salaxalans, Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Schnozzel wrote:

The Salaxalans is our benevolent leader

The Quiescent Platypus might take issue with that claim

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Drystar wrote:27?!? 27?!? Boy you had it easy, they got rid of all the clocks so we didn’t know when our jobs ended and we kept working.

BOY? EASY? BY GOD IF YOU AREN'T OFF MY LAWN IN TEN SECONDS I WILL GET MY SHOTGUN.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BOY? EASY? BY GOD IF YOU AREN'T OFF MY LAWN IN TEN SECONDS I WILL GET MY SHOTGUN.

Since I’m a guest in a foreign rmb, I’ll politely point out that’s not a shotgun, you’re holding a broom handle, the wrong way I might add. Plus, having seen what you consider a “lawn”, I’d have to question your ability to tell rye grass from orchard seed. Next time, just hiring someone to put in sod, it’ll save you from growing this jungle.

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Drystar wrote:Since I’m a guest in a foreign rmb, I’ll politely point out that’s not a shotgun, you’re holding a broom handle, the wrong way I might add. Plus, having seen what you consider a “lawn”, I’d have to question your ability to tell rye grass from orchard seed. Next time, just hiring someone to put in sod, it’ll save you from growing this jungle.

B....ROOM? YOU... DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. BROOM, HE SAYS. HA. MAKING FUN OF YOUR OLD GRANDPA, ARE YOU? THESE RAPSCALLIONS!

Drystar, Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia, Brelfest

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...
[sub]Briefly appears within an octogram directly behind the old man, runs a cold skeletal finger down the whiskery hairs on the back of his neck, then disappears.[/sub]

Legendus, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Brelfest

Hello

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Brelfest wrote:Hello

Hello! :D

Auphelia, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia, Brelfest

The Salaxalans wrote:Hello! :D

"Sails away"

The Salaxalans, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia

The Grimm Reaper wrote:[sub]Briefly appears within an octogram directly behind the old man, runs a cold skeletal finger down the whiskery hairs on the back of his neck, then disappears.[/sub]

OH I'VE BEEN IN PERFECT HEALTH SINCE 1874 BUT GO OFF I GUESS.

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia

Hey so I have a question. I've recently gotten a telegram from a region called The Black Hawks and it mentioned something about "Raiding and Defending" regions. What does that mean?

And also, what did they do to get condemned twice?

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia

Moscieo wrote:Hey so I have a question. I've recently gotten a telegram from a region called The Black Hawks and it mentioned something about "Raiding and Defending" regions. What does that mean?

Some region founders lack the determination to keep existing. When this happens a region can be taken over.

This essentially means that they enter en masse, all endorse one of their fiendish compatriots, thus making said compatriot the delegate. The compatriot password protects the region and kicks the original residents out.

Of course, if the founder is alive, he can simply kick out the offending scallywags.

There are, of course, other countermeasures. Defenders can endorse the "right" delegate to prevent the hostile takeover. If that fails, the region can be forcibly opened by the security Council, but that's a thing for people who matter, as in they gave the nefarious Max Barry their email to sell to his fiendish friends. Don't judge good old Max. He has a book writing habit to fund. Crack is cheaper than writing books. Cheaper than Max's books at least.

Moscieo wrote:And also, what did they do to get condemned twice?

That should be obvious by now.

Legendus, Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Moscieo wrote:Hey so I have a question. I've recently gotten a telegram from a region called The Black Hawks and it mentioned something about "Raiding and Defending" regions. What does that mean?

And also, what did they do to get condemned twice?

Adding onto Alekseandrea's wonderful explanation, if you wanna block those pesky telegrams, go to Settings, then scroll down to Telegram Preferences - there'll be a filter that you can tweak to your needs.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Colonalia, Brelfest

Brelfest wrote:"Sails away"

Awww. Bye! :P

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Consigahria wrote:🙇‍♂️ Yes sir. Will not go to such extremes again, especially with a visitor...

...I'll just leave this here...

🥔

The very essence of Spiritus!

Kudos to Consigahria for that.

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Endorsement for endorsement?

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Simultopia wrote:Endorsement for endorsement?

Ignore my accent and accept the endorsement.

It was a pleasure and the request has been sent.

It was a steal of a deal.

The offer had great appeal.

It was a pleasure to meet you.

Now I must free some animals from the zoo.

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Post self-deleted by Neutraniav.

Following new legislation in Haremm, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".

Huh, just like the British Empire during the 19th Century.

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Well hi

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Phew I'll tell you huwat, it's tough some days running a world dominating powerhouse nation. But I'll be damned if it ain't rewarding work.

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Consigahria wrote:Also top five percent in the world for income equality...嫌な。お前の国が万全じゃなくてんだけど、貴様らと売買はたぶん可能そうだな。

Consigahria is rated 80th in the entire world for retail - please consider endorsing us and trading with us! We have virtually everything, all created in the nation of course, at a lower-than-average and reasonable price. We will even match lower prices found in other nations. All for the benefit of the Turanian Utopia's 341 million citizens!

Need water during a drought? Consigahria will assist! Need bombs for your impending war? 💣 Consigahria will sell you WMDs at a discounted price. Anything you need, we got it!

Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft! 🤣

Our condolences. 😢 Please accept this gift of Consigahrian danishes, and this coffin made of pure gold in which to bury the wife. Thank you.

Thank you for your offer. We appreciated. But we, Turanian Utopia want to be fully independent country.

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ATTENTION! IT IS TIME! FOR! DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1410268

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What happened? Did Legendus get soggy already? 😯

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No, he's salty! 😁

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The Salaxalans wrote:ATTENTION! IT IS TIME! FOR! DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1410268

I love democracy, I love Spiritus

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Haremm wrote:I love democracy, I love Spiritus

...but do you love potato? 🥔

🧐

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To Spiritus er, Spiritus: We changed our minds.

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I've cut government spending back and gave my people a tax cut. The tax rates have gone up from 98.9% to 99%. How do I economics?

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Twilight Town wrote:I've cut government spending back and gave my people a tax cut. The tax rates have gone up from 98.9% to 99%. How do I economics?

Umm, badly? 🤔

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Twilight Town wrote:I've cut government spending back and gave my people a tax cut. The tax rates have gone up from 98.9% to 99%. How do I economics?

If you want to lower the tax rate, try to pick consistently non-government involved options. I got mine from nearly 40% to around 20% and improved free trade by doing that.

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World Assembly Of The Studly Spud wrote:...but do you love potato? 🥔

🧐

of course

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I would just like to say, in the presence of all the citizens of Spiritus:

I love democracy. Especially when corporations get a vote.

As a component of that, I encourage you, yes you, who are considering running for fry at the bottom of the bag to do so!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia, Anthyr

How is everyone as July is quickly ending?

Matrixulated, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Hmmm no candidates... :(

Legendus, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Star Trek wrote:How is everyone as July is quickly ending?

Living long, and prospering. 🖖

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The Salaxalans wrote:Hmmm no candidates... :(

Then I shall run for second fry at the bottom of the bag. As a newbie to the region, I believe my best chance of winning comes from running unopposed. :P

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