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Itrosomia wrote:If you would like to pay a small *cough* small is realitive *cough* fee then I can equip you with my army technology.

I have 76 cents and a rubber band.

no one says when or how, except for me

Superpig0 wrote:I have 76 cents and a rubber band.

want some bacon?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:no one says when or how, except for me

No one exists without my permission.

All of you are just instruments of my will and eventually will crumble back into the darkness of chaos where I will rest forever.

Itrosomia wrote:No one exists without my permission.

All of you are just instruments of my will and eventually will crumble back into the darkness of chaos where I will rest forever.

are you salaxalans or the the founder of the spirit?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:want some bacon?

Shoots rubber band at culveria

because theyre the ones that control if i exist here

Superpig0 wrote:Shoots rubber band at culveria

*catches it and turns it into diamond and tosses it back to superpig*

Superpig0 wrote:Shoots rubber band at culveria

Wills the rubber band to turn into an anti culveria missile

Itrosomia wrote:Wills the rubber band to turn into an anti culveria missile

you cant even say my name

*touches the missile and turns it to solid diamond*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*catches it and turns it into diamond and tosses it back to superpig*

*sells the diamond and invests it so that he gets enough money to become emporer of the world and puts a man hunt on Donald trump*

Superpig0 wrote:*sells the diamond and invests it so that he gets enough money to become emporer of the world and puts a man hunt on Donald trump*

good boy

Like you can spell mine right

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*appears behind itrosimia* but what if your form wasnt so special? *turns into itrosimia*

Itrosomia wrote:Like you can spell mine right

apologize for that, but i meant the name draconos

Sons Of Culveria wrote:apologize for that, but i meant the name draconos

*yawns*

Post self-deleted by Superpig0.

Superpig0 wrote:STOP STOP

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR

uhm id rather not

Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Totally Teh Real Culveria

Sons Of Culveria wrote:apologize for that, but i meant the name draconos

nah you lie im teh rael culveria

everieone konws taht

i spel way beter than you

what idiot wuold belief your the rael one

Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia

Totally Teh Real Culveria wrote:nah you lie im teh rael culveria

everieone konws taht

i spel way beter than you

what idiot wuold belief your the rael one

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i can handle the energy, i can handle anything you throw at me. i am a god, i am draconos dragonblood

As much as it kills me to chime in, and believe me…it basically does, you aren't technically Culveria, you are the sons of Culveria. The person behind the screen may be Culveria, but this nation isn't. So until you leave your nation and bring Culveria here, your point does not stand.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia

Potatogion wrote:As much as it kills me to chime in, and believe me…it basically does, you aren't technically Culveria, you are the sons of Culveria. The person behind the screen may be Culveria, but this nation isn't. So until you leave your nation and bring Culveria here, your point does not stand.

shut it. im not leaving kesmor, but i wanted to keep you from talking about me, this is an illusion of me

Totally Teh Real Culveria wrote:nah you lie im teh rael culveria

everieone konws taht

i spel way beter than you

what idiot wuold belief your the rael one

Technically, this "Culveria" is more real than the sons of Culveria. It is called "Totally Teh Real Culveria", and who would lie on the internet?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Itrosomia, Superpig0, Totally Teh Real Culveria

Sons Of Culveria wrote:shut it. im not leaving kesmor, but i wanted to keep you from talking about me, this is an illusion of me

It doesn't seem very illusion like. It seems real to me. Why wouldn't you call it "apparition of Culveria" instead of "Sons of Culveria".

The Parron Republic

Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Totally Teh Real Culveria

Sons Of Culveria wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

mock

mock

mock

feel my mocking

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Potatogion wrote:It doesn't seem very illusion like. It seems real to me. Why wouldn't you call it "apparition of Culveria" instead of "Sons of Culveria".

Also, you haven't exactly kept people from talking about you anyways. Aaaand, if you are so worried about people talking about you, you should just ignore us.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Potatogion wrote:It doesn't seem very illusion like. It seems real to me. Why wouldn't you call it "apparition of Culveria" instead of "Sons of Culveria".

because this illusion can do this *slaps potatogion*

Potatogion wrote:Also, you haven't exactly kept people from talking about you anyways. Aaaand, if you are so worried about people talking about you, you should just ignore us.

but this place is so slow without me

Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Totally Teh Real Culveria

Potatogion wrote:Technically, this "Culveria" is more real than the sons of Culveria. It is called "Totally Teh Real Culveria", and who would lie on the internet?

yeah meesa totaly legit tis guy knows

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Totally Teh Real Culveria wrote:mock

mock

mock

feel my mocking

are you going to deactivate yourself soon?

Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Totally Teh Real Culveria

Sons Of Culveria wrote:but this place is so slow without me

that is because your posts arent same qualityn as mine

Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Totally Teh Real Culveria

Sons Of Culveria wrote:are you going to deactivate yourself soon?

difine soon

Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

[nation=short]sons_of_culveria[/nation] Are you claiming:

To being the ultimate being, combining all the powers of every animal that has ever existed on Earth and surpassing them;

That you can alter your body and split off pieces as fully autonomous living beings, recombining upon contact

And, overall, that you cannot die or be injured in any way, shape, or form?

That sounds a bit self-centered and I doubt you've put on any masks with crimson rocks to trigger the transformation.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:but this place is so slow without me

It's quite nice being slow. A nice conversation about something random that never gets overly heated, it's nice being civilized.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Parron Republic

LIKE THIS POST IF YOU LIKE POTATOS

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Paradise Moon, Russinadia, Potatogion, Statens, Itrosomia

I'm back.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sons Of Culveria wrote:but this place is so slow without me

And a tad more comfortable too, with more potatoes. I like the potatoes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Empire Democratique Francais, Itrosomia, Superpig0

Also if we're too slow for you, why don't you go back to your own region?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Superpig0

Matrixulated wrote:I'd say you better book a pine box for TWO, Spudly!

Did you just call the OGG of Spiritus incapable of holding his own piss?

Say "Hello" to the Rogue Lumberjacks for me, when you get there.

M.

i think [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly spud[/nation] is getting the words "incontinent" and "incompetent" confused (although maybe not, considering that this baked buffoon is probably both)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Are you suicidal, [nation=short]Elfshire[/nation]?

So you must have a death wish!

You just managed to mass target, shame, insult, aggravate, and down-right piss-off....

- gays

- gay-bar owners

- gay bar-owners

- gay gay-bar owners

- lesbians

- butch lesbians

- Butch the dog

- The Good Lord J-Z-J

- Jedi-Zombi Butch the dog

- Old Grumpy Grandma

- OGG's "The Shotgun"

....and of course, don't forget the unrelenting, unbridled, unforgiving, incontinent, inhuman, and infernal ire of [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] himself!

You can run, [nation=short]Elfshire[/nation] you can run - or walk at a brisk pace faster than a Zimmer frame - but you can't hide!

[nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] is coming for YOU and he's bringing Hell....

(a.k.a. "The Shotgun")

....and Butch with him!

Huzzah!

oh yeah well what if i'm gay

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Elfshire wrote:i think [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly spud[/nation] is getting the words "incontinent" and "incompetent" confused (although maybe not, considering that this baked buffoon is probably both)

oh yeah well what if i'm gay

Judging by your behavior I hypothesize that you are not gay.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Superpig0

Itrosomia wrote:Judging by your behavior I hypothesize that you are not gay.

I'm bi, and I have a pretty good gaydar

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Oh boy I had missed logging in to 85 RMB messages. :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

Elfshire wrote: oh yeah well what if i'm gay

Points that add to the likelihood of you being gay:

[list][*]elfshire

[/list]

I rest my case.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Animal Farmerica, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

I'm just going to answer to this page because, Board(112).

Yeah......

Potatogion wrote:It doesn't seem very illusion like. It seems real to me. Why wouldn't you call it "apparition of Culveria" instead of "Sons of Culveria".

Agreed.

Totally Teh Real Culveria wrote:mock

mock

mock

feel my mocking

Continue!

Potatogion wrote:Also, you haven't exactly kept people from talking about you anyways. Aaaand, if you are so worried about people talking about you, you should just ignore us.

Another good point, I approve this message.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:because this illusion can do this *slaps potatogion*

But, isn't an illusion a trick of the light?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:but this place is so slow without me

Error 66: this user can't handle 112 pages of nonsense

Error 6666: this user can't handle fast food

Bottom line: Too fast!

Totally Teh Real Culveria wrote:yeah meesa totaly legit tis guy knows

You are one of these.....

Culveria's puppet

The Culveria

A pretender

Or a summary of Culveria

Mrglglglgland wrote:[nation=short]sons_of_culveria[/nation] Are you claiming:

To being the ultimate being, combining all the powers of every animal that has ever existed on Earth and surpassing them;

That you can alter your body and split off pieces as fully autonomous living beings, recombining upon contact

And, overall, that you cannot die or be injured in any way, shape, or form?

That sounds a bit self-centered and I doubt you've put on any masks with crimson rocks to trigger the transformation.

He's human, behind the screen, that is.

Potatogion wrote:It's quite nice being slow. A nice conversation about something random that never gets overly heated, it's nice being civilized.

Another approval!

Statens wrote:Also if we're too slow for you, why don't you go back to your own region?

This ^

True

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh boy I had missed logging in to 85 RMB messages. :P

I miss logging in to 20+ RMB messages per day...

Culveria, please, quality over quantity, at least compress the posts.

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, Superpig0

I need an idea for a new poll!! Anyone have any good ones?

Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:I need an idea for a new poll!! Anyone have any good ones?

Is Culveria edgy?

Should Salaxalans ban Sons of Culveria?

Opinion on Culveria?

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Is Culveria edgy?

Should Salaxalans ban Sons of Culveria?

Opinion on Culveria?

Is Culveria edgy? - No he's just a very dull and annoying tool.

Should Salaxalans ban 'Sons of Culveria?' - Hell Yeah! And be quick about it! Damn!!

Opinion on Culveria? - Culveria's a retarded spam-monkey, and a seriously serial RMB-killer that's a walking, talking, typing & griping poster-child for selective drowning at birth.

Huzz-AHH!

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic

Elfshire wrote:... oh yeah well what if i'm gay

Then....

a) shame on you for that post, you insensitive twat!

b) I'll give you the phone number of the smoking-hot dancer I just ditched coz she wanted to peg me.

Huzzah!

Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:Is Culveria edgy?

Should Salaxalans ban Sons of Culveria?

Opinion on Culveria?

1000 DEGREES RED HOT KNIFE VERSUS CULVERIA!

WE WONT EVEN ACTUALLY MEASURE THE TEMPERATURE, IF IT IS RED, IT MUST BE 1000 DEGREES CELSIUS!

EVEN IF STEEL MELTS AT THAT TEMPERATURE!

AHHHHHHHHHHH

(Definitely not clickbate)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

When you log in and look at the RBM and don't see 100+ messages

*sigh*

What a relaxing morning.

Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh boy I had missed logging in to 85 RMB messages. :P

HI SALAXALANS MISS ME!?!?!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Then....

a) shame on you for that post, you insensitive twat!

b) I'll give you the phone number of the smoking-hot dancer I just ditched coz she wanted to peg me.

Huzzah!

hey its the stoodly spod

The Salaxalans

Russinadia wrote:1000 DEGREES RED HOT KNIFE VERSUS CULVERIA!

WE WONT EVEN ACTUALLY MEASURE THE TEMPERATURE, IF IT IS RED, IT MUST BE 1000 DEGREES CELSIUS!

EVEN IF STEEL MELTS AT THAT TEMPERATURE!

AHHHHHHHHHHH

(Definitely not clickbate)

*claws glow white hot and holds a diamond and cuts it half like hot butter*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:HI SALAXALANS MISS ME!?!?!

hey its the stoodly spod

Aaaaand my relaxing morning is over.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Aaaaand my relaxing morning is over.

yup. once satans up no ones calm *head spins*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yup. once satans up no ones calm *head spins*

Awwww! Thanks love :)

Statens wrote:Awwww! Thanks love :)

*drops a giant meteor on statens*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*drops a giant meteor on statens*

Why so angry? Have you never been called anything like "love" before?

Have a nice day, love :)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Why so angry? Have you never been called anything like "love" before?

Have a nice day, love :)

youre not allowed to call me that.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youre not allowed to call me that.

Hmm. No wonder you seem single and lonely.

What's hurt you love?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Hmm. No wonder you seem single and lonely.

What's hurt you love?

im not single, have you never looked into kesmor of draconos?

also i left here with a queen did you forget? well she wasnt my queen yet. but now she is

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im not single, have you never looked into kesmor of draconos?

Nope. And I don't plan on it.

A region run by you? Eek.

And good thing you aren't, I'm not attracted to arrogant idiots anyway.

Have a nice rest of your day, love!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Nope. And I don't plan on it.

A region run by you? Eek.

And good thing you aren't, I'm not attracted to arrogant idiots anyway.

Have a nice rest of your day, love!

im not arrogant, just overpowered here

The best sight is to see a pissed Culveria in the morning.

#LOVE #STATENSONFIRE #WHYAMIDOINGTHISMANYHASHTAGS

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens, The Parron Republic

Audriany wrote:The best sight is to see a pissed Culveria in the morning.

#LOVE #STATENSONFIRE #WHYAMIDOINGTHISMANYHASHTAGS

*stamps out the hashtags* stop with your nonsense!!!!

Audriany wrote:The best sight is to see a pissed Culveria in the morning.

#LOVE #STATENSONFIRE #WHYAMIDOINGTHISMANYHASHTAGS

Thank you love :)

#winning #goooodmorning

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Thank you love :)

#winning #goooodmorning

#IWILLKILLYOUALL

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im not arrogant, just overpowered here

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*stamps out the hashtags* stop with your nonsense!!!!

Awwwwwww! Such adorable anger.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Sons Of Culveria wrote:#IWILLKILLYOUALL

Even cuter. You're like a small teddy bear.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Even cuter. You're like a small teddy bear.

how dare you. i am the god of dragons! i will decimate you!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how dare you. i am the god of dragons! i will decimate you!

Still a small teddy bear. And "dragon god" doesn't intimidate me. Nor does your decimation offer.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Still a small teddy bear. And "dragon god" doesn't intimidate me. Nor does your decimation offer.

*pulls out an insanely sized hammer out of my pocket and swings it at statens* Doragon goddo āsu kurasshā!!!!

*the giant hammer cracks off a chunk of the planet*

#YouDidNot #AudrianyFirst #StatensFirst

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Statens.

Audriany wrote:#YouDidNot #AudrianyFirst #StatensFirst

Do you wanna take a crack at him? It's actually quite fun (and I'm a pretty peaceful person)

Statens wrote:Still a small teddy bear. And "dragon god" doesn't intimidate me. Nor does your decimation offer.

youre repeating yourself

Audriany wrote:#YouDidNot #AudrianyFirst #StatensFirst

*turns the hammer into a huge gun and shoots a huge blast at audriany* Doragon no kamigami finisshā jū!!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youre repeating yourself

Accidentally posted it twice love. Maybe it'll have twice the impact on you

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Accidentally posted it twice love. Maybe it'll have twice the impact on you

only physical attacks can impact me *turns the gun to an axe and swings it at statens* Doragon no kamigami no uchū kattā!!!!!!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*turns the hammer into a huge gun and shoots a huge blast at audriany* Doragon no kamigami finisshā jū!!!!

*sigh* A teddy bear blasting people. How very adorable. Awwwwww!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Sons Of Culveria wrote:only physical attacks can impact me *turns the gun to an axe and swings it at statens* Doragon no kamigami no uchū kattā!!!!!!!!

Quite adorable.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Statens wrote:Quite adorable.

what are you a pacifist?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what are you a pacifist?

No. I just find your attacks to be very adorable.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Curse my internet life, now I have to type a post for a page.

Statens wrote:When you log in and look at the RBM and don't see 100+ messages

*sigh*

What a relaxing morning.

Until......

Statens wrote:Aaaaand my relaxing morning is over.

That.......

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im not arrogant, just overpowered here

We have OPMs in EU4, One Province Minors.

You are a OPM, a One Planet Minor.

Audriany wrote:The best sight is to see a pissed Culveria in the morning.

#LOVE #STATENSONFIRE #WHYAMIDOINGTHISMANYHASHTAGS

Huzzah!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the giant hammer cracks off a chunk of the planet*

I have many planets, feel free to destroy one.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:Curse my internet life, now I have to type a post for a page.

Until......

That.......

We have OPMs in EU4, One Province Minors.

You are a OPM, a One Planet Minor. Huzzah! I have many planets, feel free to destroy one.

thank you but i didnt intend to get your permission to destroy it *spreads my dragon wings and turns into my black dragon form and flies up and destroys the planet with one destructive roar* Doragon no kamigami no sekai ga gōon o hakai suru!!!!!!!!!!!

*turning it and everything on it into split atoms floating around in space*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:thank you but i didnt intend to get your permission to destroy it *spreads my dragon wings and turns into my black dragon form and flies up and destroys the planet with one destructive roar* Doragon no kamigami no sekai ga gōon o hakai suru!!!!!!!!!!!

Go back to your own little region. Dragon stuff doesn't work on me love. :)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i think i got him

He'll be back.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youre repeating yourself

*turns the hammer into a huge gun and shoots a huge blast at audriany* Doragon no kamigami finisshā jū!!!!

I swear that's not Japanese.

This is all quite hilarious if I do say so myself. It is like a child getting mad at their parent for something and then the child starts yelling and swinging their little fists around while the parent just watches and chuckles on the inside.

#sonsofculveria_is_living_up_to_his_name

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Go back to your own little region. Dragon stuff doesn't work on me love. :)

im still in my region. just here too to torment everyone

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Potatogion wrote:This is all quite hilarious if I do say so myself. It is like a child getting mad at their parent for something and then the child starts yelling and swinging their little fists around while the parent just watches and chuckles on the inside.

#sonsofculveria_is_living_up_to_his_name

Lol. No wonder I'm laughing at his little attempts to obliterate me

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Go back to your own little region. Dragon stuff doesn't work on me love. :)

He's having fun here...even at the expense of many, many RMB posts.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im still in my region. just here too to torment everyone

Mhm. You don't seem to be meeting your goal love.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic

Potatogion wrote:This is all quite hilarious if I do say so myself. It is like a child getting mad at their parent for something and then the child starts yelling and swinging their little fists around while the parent just watches and chuckles on the inside.

#sonsofculveria_is_living_up_to_his_name

potatogion ill destroy your potato planet. i made it for you and ill destroy it because of you

The Salaxalans

The Parron Republic wrote:

I swear that's not Japanese.

If it sounds like Japanese, it's good enough for him.

Ryuto myagamisaki gurunooa! Zucchini armadillo pasta!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Potatogion, Statens, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic

im gonna have to start up destroying every potato in sight again

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