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Region: Spiritus
The Salaxalans
Hey, The Salaxalans, I would like to run for the office of The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag.
The Salaxalans, Ltin Corporation
hello The Salaxalans, i'd like to run for fry at the bottom of the bag
The Salaxalans, Ltin Corporation
Added you both to the list! :D
Nea Chora
hello, where on earth do i start
Altered Natives, Haremm, Nea Chora
the beginning on ns? answering issues and (maybe) writing factbooks, i guess
Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America
it's not about where do you start but where do you end
Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America
My glorious nation shall never end, so long as even just a single denizen lives and breathes, world domination will be our destination.
Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America
Ah! As my previous poll of gifts has been destroyed so unceremoniously, I instead offer to you all every gift I promised and more besides! Enjoy this fine bounty and remember my polls fondly, my darlings!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1473533
The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Haremm, Kasadea, South Breston
May the ferret be with you.
Altered Natives
May I request some POTATOES?
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, The Potatonic Order
Raw or cooked; hot, room temp or cold; and how many bags do you have?
Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Haremm, Vaticanisia
I was referring to The Salaxalans, but I prefer cold, raw, 5 million bags
Yes my people starve
Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Haremm
They are on their way right now, hope you enjoy.
Also, as someone who has eaten: raw potatoes, cold plain baked potatoes, and hot baked potatoes with varying toppings and a nation-state named after potatoes, I consider myself fully qualified for potatoing. The result is you can get potatoes from multiple sources.
Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Haremm, Vaticanisia
🥔
There.
One more source.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia
Requesting BOILING HOT MELTY LAVA POTATOES please
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order
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Here you go
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia
Say what else can we do other than the issues
What do we use the cards for
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm
You can collect them as you please.
Or totally ignore them.
Nationstates is very freeform. There are RPs out there. You could get involved in the government of Spiritus.
I'm working on a collection of every Spiritus trading card. Only 2 left for season 1!
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Haremm
Thank you now my people cannot speak
Next time maybe not so spicy
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, The Potatonic Order, North-South America
ELECTION TIME!!!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Belands, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia
I do believe that no candidate has posted a campaign dispatch. How unfortunate. Who shall I vote for?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, South Breston
I just voted for the one with potato in the name because of that! :P
Legendus, Matrixulated, Ltin Corporation, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, South Breston, Vaticanisia
I shall have one up today, finally got my "weekend" after working six straight
Kialga, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Haremm, Vaticanisia
As one of the candidates I would like to ask for the support of my fellow Spiritus members and potato-lovers in this election. I believe I can bring a good perspective as someone with a strong affinity to potatoes as shown through my willingness to eat potatoes in nearly any form, including raw, and having my nation named after potatoes. Also, I come to this position with previous experience in the position of Scapegoat in a space-mercenary group, so you now know I have experience taking responsibility, so you won't have to worry about me shirking away from (whatever little) duty this position brings.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Dootdootdootlydoot, Ltin Corporation, Haremm, South Breston, Vaticanisia
Ill give you 87 potatoes if I can join the election
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The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Elbing, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, Vaticanisia
Woah.. it feels weird coming back to this game since forever..
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, South Breston, Vaticanisia
here!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia
Sorry, no can do. :P But don't worry, we'll have another one in February! :D
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Vaticanisia
Death to the theocracy! It is time that we finally had freedom in Vaticanisia!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, The Potatonic Order
Good for you? Condolences for any dead revolutionaries and, if you only hated their policies and not them, your late- pope/patriarch/caliph/oh-most-holy-leader-of-all/governing-body-of-religious-managers if.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Vaticanisia
Uh... The Pope was burned at the stake just a few hours ago (in other words like 50 minutes ago irl) and we've overthrown the dictatorship and instated a democracy
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
I guess that's a good thing, though the burning someone at a stake part makes it feel less auspicious. Good luck; don't accidentally institute a new dictatorship.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Vaticanisia
Psssst everyone! The proposal at vote in the GA is a good one and it may have some trouble passing, I encourage everyone to vote for it! :D
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Neutania, Aggrivordia, The Potatonic Order, South Breston
How much did "big fluor" pay you?
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ltin Corporation, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Neutania, South Breston
hey i can one up him
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261 potatoes cmon
The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Neutania
Luckily we didn't. We only burned our previous leader because of what terror he had brought to the people throughout his reign. He executed people for crying out loud...
Thankfully, we instated a parliamentary democracy in which the new Pope will still be a position, but only ceremonial. We also have a bicameral parliament :P
The Salaxalans, Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, The Potatonic Order
Oh, cool, sounds like things are looking up. So long as a proper trial about crimes against humanity was held (or even if it was somewhat informal) I guess it's all good.
Lower French Gregballs, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Neutania
I won't speak for The Salaxalans, only for my own NS country.
Reading the resolution pretty carefully, I saw no reason to suspect "big fluor" involvement. In my (fictional) country, there is no "big fluor" presence, and should we need to flouridate our waters, we have professional Environment and Medical experts to supervise the process and ensure no "big fluor" is involved and everything is done safely and professionally.
It is a scientifically proven fact that adequate levels of flouride help prevent tooth decay.
This is why, in spite of any misgivings I have about fluoridation of drinking water in my Real-Life country, where I have no idea how well I can trust my government, In NS I am the Government. decided to vote "For."
Thank you for listening and have a nice day. Whatever you vote, let your vote be properly informed.
The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, South Breston
Hi everyone! I just joined. I am looking forward to our relationships as we all grow and expand.
The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order, South Breston
Could 2 people please endorse me in the world assembly so I am able to introduce legislation? I'll do the same for the people who do me
Cardboard Lootbox, Belands, Versatran, Neutania, South Breston
The Salaxalans, I wish to apologise.
I see that they spend most of their budget on other people.
The Salaxalans, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Neutania
Ltin Corporation today announces its new product, Big Fluor! Big Fluor is a comprehensive system for fluoridation of the water supply! Available now for government agencies!
The Salaxalans, Kedara, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm, Chicken Nuggets And Beans, Neutania
How much (can I get for free if I advertise it as being great)?
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania
The price is slightly higher than you can afford.
If you wish to join our partner program you must send your CV to 101 Incinerator Way, Ltin City, The Anvil Islands.
If we're interested, we will contact you.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Lower French Gregballs, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order
Post self-deleted by The Potatonic Order.
We'll take seven orders.
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Neutania
Everyone go say hi to our new friends in Refugia!! :D
Kedara, Altered Natives, Haremm, Refuge Isle, The Potatonic Order
You are sweet and wonderful <3
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order
Also, I look forward to hearing the results of the election, because regardless of what the results of the survey say I'm not going to chance making statements that depend on any specific canidate winning it until it is definitive.
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania
Congratulations to The Potatonic Order for winning the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag election!
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Potato Dog, Neutania, The Potatonic Order
Wow that race was close! Congratulations The Potatonic Order, you are the new Fry at the Bottom of the Bag! :D
Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order
And thank you to Ltin Corporation for serving nobly for the last two months!
Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Potato Dog, Neutania, The Potatonic Order
Now that the results are official, I would like to thank everyone: the people who voted for me for getting me the position, and the people who didn't vote for me or voted against me for not actually causing me to lose.
Ltin Corporation, I don't really know what the position means I'll do, but I will try to be an adequate or better therethan successor to you.
Now I need to make my flag more unique, since now it's shown in the list including the people in charge.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Potato Dog, Neutania
Hello Spiritus friends!
Forest's sixth annual Photo Contest is beginning, and as has been the case in past years, submissions are open to anyone from our embassy regions. We'd love to see some submissions from y'all! :)
You can find more information here:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1478310
Happy photographing!
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania
Dont worry, the position does nothing! The best kind of position: all the fame with none of the work! :P
Legendus, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, The Potatonic Order
Scapegoat: all the shame with none of the work
Fry at the Bottom of the Bag: all the fame with none of the work
I think I'm moving up in the world, certainly a much better reputation.
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Public Service Announcement: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree ... / Mind Your Tree / Safe Tree Transportation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr5CYrdxFxk
Max
Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Instructions unclear, I accidentally boiled a potato and it spontaneously mutated into the Soviet Union
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, North-South America
Question: is it still a potato?, if so, is it edible?, and if both the preceding statements are true, just feed your country with it, and preferably you make it an annual holiday to eat potatoes that are the Soviet Union.
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Vaticanisia
It's no longer a potato it's Chernobyl
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm
So it's radioactive, but is there enough that disirradiating it for use as food as efficient as farming potatoes? If not, then you should ask The Salaxalans if they have a potato museum large enough to fit the Soviet Union.
The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Vaticanisia
That's... How... What???
Altered Natives
Hey there people!
Matrixulated, Altered Natives
*Crash lands*
Ugh... Where have I landed?
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Haremm
Oh god you've found me
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco
You landed on the potato that is the USSR
Welcome, comrade
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order, Vaticanisia
Wow... Spiritus isn't that active from my observations
Well I'll go fly back to Europe, we might meet again sometime in the future
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives
We're plenty active! We just talk a lot more on our Discord server (I use "we" collectively, of course, I myself am a lurker at heart).
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order
Hmm that's fair I suppose
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, The Potatonic Order
Say...
How did you break free from the potato?
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order
It got scorched in our factories
Matrixulated, Altered Natives
We only use the author's we.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, The Potatonic Order
*fires the potato cannon*
Get back here!! :P
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order
*deflects potato*
You did not just fire that at me.
*Loads Tsar Bomba*
Back off. Now.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Qnava
I don't think you understand how many potatoes I have. :|
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, United Engiresco
*loads x50 infinity Tsar Bombas*
Are you challenging me?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
Mixing potatoes and nuclear weapons didn't exactly end well the last time we did that....
Or maybe it went great!
Depends on your perspective I guess.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Panamerican, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, United Engiresco, The Potatonic Order
This message was suppressed by the government of the Soviet Union for violating the Terms of Service of Communism.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, The Potatonic Order
Vive la czardom! Death to the premier! Don't let them kill the Romanovs!
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, United Engiresco
This is the official representative from Old Zealand
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Kedara, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, The Potatonic Order
Welcome!
Matrixulated, Altered Natives, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Columbiana2
I have no idea where to put this, but to put it simply, this next 30 or so days will be me working my ass off to get good grades so my mum would buy me Raft (it's awesome screw all those who think otherwise) so I will not be here feel free to endorse me thank you good bye I have eaten the potato that is the USSR.
The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order
Post self-deleted by The United Bussines.
Really "deep" poem I made to practice an elegy
Elegy to the West (23 December 2020, 9:22 PM)
Goodbye, dear West: now, when you pass
I shalt remember what thou hast gave
What verdant pastures, fields of grass
Thou hast pillaged with thy slaves.
Goodbye, dear West: in ruined lands
Thou lie in wake; thou mark thy grave
Remember me, as I, steadfast;
Thou shalt live on; I shalt fade
The Salaxalans, Ltin Corporation, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order
*flies into ground*
Ugh... Where am I?
The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, United Engiresco
The place where a potato has turned into the Soviet Union. Probably also some other stuff.
The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, United Engiresco, North-South America, Pinochetist-Chile
I'm new here any one mind telling me what to do here?
The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm
A glorious land of potatoes and... um... OK actually it really is mostly just potatoes.
And also that Soviet union guy. Not sure what's up with that tbh.
The Salaxalans, Muahhahah, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Pinochetist-Chile
Whatever you feel like! Except overthrow the government. Don't do that.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muahhahah, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, The Potatonic Order, Icelond
Nationstates
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Engales And Southern Ireland, Icelond
Hi
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Laseri, Icelond
thanks
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all co-potatoes!!!
The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order
Seconded, hope you all have a Merry Christmas and happy anything else. Also, hope y'all have happy lives.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Anthyr, Potato Dog, Republic Of Endmore
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Peace on Earth to One and All! Merry Christmas Spiritus!
The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order, Republic Of Endmore
Merry Christmas and a happy new year bois
The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order
Merry Christmas Santa! Watch out for drones in your way tonight!
Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire, The Potatonic Order
Oh and Merry Christmas to everyone else! And to all a good potato!
Pulsroth, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Latinempire, Potato Dog, The Potatonic Order
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.