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Greetings from 10000 Islands! Our diplomatic staff are pleased to present the latest regional report, highlighting XKI news and events from September. To view the report dispatch in full, please follow this link.

Furthermore, we invite you to learn about TITO activities throughout the month of September in our latest TITO Update Report. To view the report dispatch, please follow this link.

Pixelpark, Colonalia, Jiesfana

hmm yes re-education camps raise civil rights?

aggressive note taking

The Potatonic Order, Gec Nation, Helloiwouldlikepeace

In Old Zealand there are over 200 potato growers and the growing area is 10,591 hectares. Approximately one quarter of the annual crop is exported. Around 525,000 tonnes of potatoes are grown annually.

Greater Old Zealand wrote:WE CAN WIN

You might, you might not. That is the thrill.

The Potatonic Order wrote:You might, you might not. That is the thrill.

Oh but I might

Jiesfana wrote:I say voting closes tomorrow at 9:AM. ItÂ’ll have been a full week of voting

sort of

May the best Potato win

Greenlandic South wrote:Why is it called “beauty sleep” even though you wake up looking like a hot mess?

Is there a limit to how intelligent a single person can be?

If thereÂ’s an ambulance on its way to save someone and it knocks down someone, would it stop to help them?

WhatÂ’s the color of the mirror?

How do birds actually pee?

If you took out a ship and changed all of its parts until none of the original parts are intact anymore, is it still the same ship or a totally different one?

Are eyebrows also considered facial hair?

Is it possible that morality is derived from morons, just as electricity is derived from electrons?

Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge?

Do you really want someone to give you an honest answer when you ask them how theyÂ’ve been?

Why do you think 11 isnÂ’t pronounced onety-one?

Why canÂ’t the professor on GilliganÂ’s Island fix a hole in a boat if he can construct a radio out of a coconut?

Have you ever dropped food on the floor accidentally and then picked it up to eat it?

Do bald people still get dandruff?

Are we really living or just slowly dying?

WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS

Haremm, Gec Nation

Greater Old Zealand wrote:WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS

I feel the need to answer all of these

1. blood flow to the skin is strongly promoted by sleep. Perhaps when we do not get enough sleep, that results in restricted blood flow to the skin - which in turn would make us look more pale and tired.

2. People can be indefinitely intelligent

3. Yes, it has happened

4. ...through the same hole

5. No but the name is the same!

6. Yes

7. Yes

8. Yes

9. They never will

10. because we developed individual numbers to count from one to fifteen (or so) before we developed a systematic way of expressing all numbers

11. Because they are clinically insane

12. Yes, although you shouldn't

13. Yes, but it is easier to clean

14. Both

Haremm

I will figure out an elaborate game to decide the winner! Maybe a Rock Paper Scissors tournament. OrÂ… UhÂ… I donÂ’t know, anyone have any ideas?

The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana

We could do greatest potato poem?

The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana

The Salaxalans wrote:We could do greatest potato poem?

Yes

The Potatonic Order

May the greatest potato poet win

The Potatonic Order

The Salaxalans wrote:We could do greatest potato poem?

Eyes of Potato

With so many eyes, what do you see?

What wondrous sights do you hope to find,

and what wisdom does it grant?

All I know is few others search so hard.

I know I'm not running, but I gave it a shot anyways. Maybe Old Zealand Founder would like to also add a poem (except I just discovered they ceased to exist 11 days ago)

Jiesfana, Greater Old Zealand

Alt account of Jiefsana here, I have a fantastic potato poemÂ… sort of

Killer King

He keeps his Potato Farmers

In a little cabinet

"Let them have starch,” he says

Just like all of spiritus

A built-in remedy

For Carrots and Celery

At anytime some starchy goodness

You can't decline

French fries and Baked Potats

Well versed in etiquette

Extraordinarily nice

HeÂ’s a Killer King

Great Ruler of the Jies

Tank divisions on a dime

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Gives a Potat appetite

Wanna try?

To avoid complications

He never kept the same address

In his free time

He rules over labor camps

Met a spud in Fornpān

Now sheÂ’s a simple Jiesphan

Saved another Potato

Please, do be inclined

Potats came naturally from Idaho (naturally)

For farms he will cherish

Fastidious and precise

HeÂ’s a Killer King

Great Ruler of the Jies

Tank divisions on a dime

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Did I parody Killer Queen?

Perhaps

Do i find pride writing this song in 1 hour and 15 minutes?

With every cell in my body

The Salaxalans, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana, -I Ship It-, Helloiwouldlikepeace

Republic Of Jiesph wrote:Alt account of Jiefsana here, I have a fantastic potato poemÂ… sort of

Killer King

He keeps his Potato Farmers

In a little cabinet

"Let them have starch,” he says

Just like all of spiritus

A built-in remedy

For Carrots and Celery

At anytime some starchy goodness

You can't decline

French fries and Baked Potats

Well versed in etiquette

Extraordinarily nice

HeÂ’s a Killer King

Great Ruler of the Jies

Tank divisions on a dime

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Gives a Potat appetite

Wanna try?

To avoid complications

He never kept the same address

In his free time

He rules over labor camps

Met a spud in Fornpān

Now sheÂ’s a simple Jiesphan

Saved another Potato

Please, do be inclined

Potats came naturally from Idaho (naturally)

For farms he will cherish

Fastidious and precise

HeÂ’s a Killer King

Great Ruler of the Jies

Tank divisions on a dime

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Did I parody Killer Queen?

Perhaps

Do i find pride writing this song in 1 hour and 15 minutes?

With every cell in my body

IÂ’m creative!

Haremm

Republic Of Jiesph wrote:Did I parody Killer Queen?

Perhaps

I thought it read like a song. Apparently that is a justified feeling.

Haremm, Jiesfana

Waiting for a poem from the other candidate then we can begin the judging! :P

Oblitus Terras, Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana

This is an alt account for Greater old Zealand, I have a stupendous potato poem, to an extent.

A World Without Potatoes is a World Without Good

Here we have no famine and we have no plague

for where there are potatoes there are no mistakes

this is not Ireland nor is it 1845, we are destined for greatness

and greatness will come for where there are potatoes there is good

Potatoes have guided and they have saved for their all-seeing eyes

will never haze, Potatoes built this land and we shall cherish it until the last fry is left to die

Boiled, mashed, baked, or sweet they lead us all to a better land.

A land free from worry or trouble of the past, a land where all can have a break at last,

A land that is known by all as Spiritus, a land I am proud to call home.

This is not my song or my poem it is an anthem and a beacon of hope for all of Spiritus and for which others to cope

because there is no place like potato land, a good land.

The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana, -I Ship It-, Gec Nation, Land Of The Bob, Helloiwouldlikepeace, Potato Knights

The Potatonic Order wrote:Eyes of Potato

With so many eyes, what do you see?

What wondrous sights do you hope to find,

and what wisdom does it grant?

All I know is few others search so hard.

I know I'm not running, but I gave it a shot anyways. Maybe Old Zealand Founder would like to also add a poem (except I just discovered they ceased to exist 11 days ago)

WAIT OLD ZEALAND DIED!??!?!

Okay I shall take both poems into account and randomly appoint some other judges to consult.

YAY DEMOCRACY

Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Gec Nation, Helloiwouldlikepeace

Porfloxians wrote:Greetings from 10000 Islands! Our diplomatic staff are pleased to present the latest regional report, highlighting XKI news and events from September. To view the report dispatch in full, please follow this link.

Furthermore, we invite you to learn about TITO activities throughout the month of September in our latest TITO Update Report. To view the report dispatch, please follow this link.

After much thought and after eating many potatoes for clarity I declare Greater Old Zealand the winner of the poetry tiebreaker! Congratulations to our new Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!!! And thank you Jiesfana for your poem, this was a fun way to break the tie.

The Potatonic Order, -I Ship It-

Congrats, Greater Old Zealand. Good luck with the arduous responsibilities that have driven many fries insane.

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay I shall take both poems into account and randomly appoint some other judges to consult.

YAY DEMOCRACY

The Salaxalans wrote:After much thought and after eating many potatoes for clarity I declare Greater Old Zealand the winner of the poetry tiebreaker! Congratulations to our new Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!!! And thank you Jiesfana for your poem, this was a fun way to break the tie.

*aggressive saluting*

I shall returnÂ

The Potatonic Order

Jiesfana wrote:*aggressive saluting*

I shall returnÂ…

And so will I.

See you at the next election then.

Jiesfana, Potato Knights

9000000 potatoes?

Huntapa, Potato Knights

Yup dead

Huntapa, Potato Knights

I just joined are there any strict rules I should know about?

Huntapa wrote:I just joined are there any strict rules I should know about?

no

SLAVERY IS NOT THE SAME AS SENDING POLITICAL OPPONENTS TO FORCED LABOR

Helloiwouldlikepeace

Post self-deleted by Jiesfana.

Jiesfana wrote:SLAVERY IS NOT THE SAME AS SENDING POLITICAL OPPONENTS TO FORCED LABOR

Yes, go to the mines, the potato mines.

Potato Knights

Greater Old Zealand wrote:Yes, go to the mines, the potato mines.

Yes, yes french fries are mine too 😋

LOL

Galkovakenis wrote:9000000 potatoes?

Same

Galkovakenis wrote:9000000 potatoes?

Same

I'm kinda new here! whatsup??

Siochania wrote:I'm kinda new here! whatsup??

Nothing much, just potatoes and stuff.

Greater Old Zealand wrote:Nothing much, just potatoes and stuff.

Haha OK!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1610033

Was looking to include the courts, parliament and other boring stuff in there later. The Court of Owls from the Batman comics seemed like an interesting conspiracy idea to put there too. Hope you guys like this one too!

PS: Next one i'm planning to write about this: [spoiler]The Blood Curse of House Cormorants[/spoiler] .. But this time in Occultos Terras's factbook like a "Roleplay-type Factbook"? Hehehe

The Potatonic Order, Gladica

I have actually been in this region for 3 months

Potato Dog, Gladica

Hello

The Potatonic Order

95+95=190

The Potatonic Order

interesting

Xaoight Nareat wrote:95+95=190

Jiesfana

199 / 7392063 = 0.00002692076

Land Of The Bob wrote:Hello

ThatÂ’s a nice flag you have there!

The Potatonic Order

Good evening fellow nations. Please state the diplomatic status of your state. (Translated to normal people language: hey I'm new here how are you)

Jiesfana wrote:when potato

soon

Jiesfana

The Potatonic Order wrote:soon

it was met as a statement, but IÂ’m interested either way

I'm extremely confused

Haremm, The Potatonic Order, Tassalvia, Jiesfana, Gec Nation, Greater Old Zealand, Helloiwouldlikepeace, Siochania

ZOMBIES

The Potatonic Order, Jiesfana, -I Ship It-, Gec Nation, Helloiwouldlikepeace, Potato Knights

So we playing as zombie faction?

This is going to be my last attempt at a Roleplay forum. I Hope this works. If not, then help me god.

Jiesfana wrote:This is going to be my last attempt at a Roleplay forum. I Hope this works. If not, then help me god.

It is in the Fifth Dimension, called “The Day Before Tomorrow”

The Potatonic Order wrote:greatings

I am potato

Jiesfana

The Chaos Legionn wrote:I am potato

and you are me

THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE

Remember to start working on a cure!

Haremm, The Potatonic Order

For those of you with cure missiles who are looking for something to shoot, IT IS TIME

Here are our first set of targets:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=macolion

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kresha

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=republic_of_lmanburg

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=argenda

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=west_erwitamika

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=isengegal

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=huntapa

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=mystic_arcane

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaneton

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tastycake_federation

After that we will be continuing using the list here: https://nationstates.net/page=zombies. We're starting with those with the highest zombification rate and working our way down. But for now avoid bombing people who are actively researching, and definitely do not shoot missiles at someone who is actively shooting missiles at someone else.

Haremm

Jiesfana wrote:help me god

I'm on it!

Pulsroth wrote:I'm on it!

Danke

Ima stop helping high populations it takes forever

Hi, y'all. I sorta don't get the poll...

Beneficial how?

Reminder: do not hit nations that are currently firing cure missiles. That prevents them from firing their own missiles

Fecker, I did an oopsie, accidentally clicked the Horde

So how do I actually use my cures? I think I have a few ready but the buttons are greyed out.

Belhara wrote:So how do I actually use my cures? I think I have a few ready but the buttons are greyed out.

Go to the nation you want to cure and there should be a big "cure missile" button.

Apparently, my cure research restarted from 0

Yes, it seems all cure research has been reset. Ah well, back to the beginning!

Asmovia wrote:Go to the nation you want to cure and there should be a big "cure missile" button.

Thanks, but unfortunately I'm dumb and hit a horde button

Alright everyone, cure missiles should be coming back now, and we've got a serious zombie problem. Anyone who is around start targeting these nations:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=aidio

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=spudmeres

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=rojo_mortis

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=isladzua

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=baarn

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=hellfirex

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=cucuo

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=psicathia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=georgist_distributism

After that go here: https://nationstates.net/page=zombies sort the list by zombification and start bombing from the top down

Haremm

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AAAAAAAAA

Looking for nations to cure? Here are our next set of targets!

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=star_trek

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_spirit

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=wuufu

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=super_ninja8

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=urran

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kedara

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=salaxians

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=spiritus_wfe_history

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=caceres

More nations!

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=an_inviting_spirit

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=twilight_town

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_alemanni

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=free_guardians

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sovreignry_spiritus_ii

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=dawnonia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=worble_wuufu

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=feirmont

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_empire

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kialga

Also: your own missiles will be more effective the fewer zombies you have. If you want us to bring your infection rate down, let us know.

HELP. ME. GOD.

Oblitus Terras

Jiesfana wrote:HELP. ME. GOD.

Enjoy being zombie free! We keep ours here for research purposes.

Occultos Terras, Clara Terras, Haremm

Oblitus Terras wrote:Enjoy being zombie free! We keep ours here for research purposes.

A bit weird that an alt has higher cure research than you, huh?

Oblitus Terras, Occultos Terras, Haremm

Oh god, oh f*ck, aw geez

I accidentally cancelled socialism in my country again. Aw man it'll take ages to bring that back.

Occultos Terras, Haremm

Anyone want to save what's left of my population?

The Potatonic Order wrote:Anyone want to save what's left of my population?

It'd be my pleasure, I've got plenty of firepower on hand.

The Potatonic Order

Pulsroth wrote:It'd be my pleasure, I've got plenty of firepower on hand.

Thank you

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