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The Parron Republic wrote:Continue dreaming, Romania and Singapore are located on different continents.

continental drift

Itrosomia

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

i will force continental drift upon nations to make the biggest, best, dirtiest, and most stepped on welcome mat ever!

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:Continue dreaming, Romania and Singapore are located on different continents.

Singapore is Malaysia!

*shoots a laser at a kitten*

Itrosomia wrote:*shoots a laser at a kitten*

*reflects laser back at itro* bad! *picks up kitten and holds protectively*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*reflects laser back at itro* bad! *picks up kitten and holds protectively*

Ummm...

*suddenly is covered in kitten food*

I was just feeding my cat!

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*reflects laser back at itro* bad! *picks up kitten and holds protectively*

Not all lasers hurt people.

Like this one.

*zaps a chicken with a laser*

*Watches as the chicken turns into a chicken that is an inch taller*

Itrosomia wrote:Ummm...

*suddenly is covered in kitten food*

I was just feeding my cat!

*narrows eyes and sets kitten down*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*narrows eyes and sets kitten down*

Is it too bright out for you?

Here *hands you some awesome shades*

*clicks on activity*

*clicks on world*

*clicks on endings*

*gorges on all of the dead bodies*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*clicks on activity*

*clicks on world*

*clicks on endings*

*gorges on all of the dead bodies*

watch it bud some of those are for the deviljhos too,

Itrosomia wrote:Is it too bright out for you?

Here *hands you some awesome shades*

no i dont need them

*goes pirating*

The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:*goes pirating*

*goes dragoning*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*goes dragoning*

How do you dragon?

Itrosomia wrote:How do you dragon?

roaring, hording gold, eating, destroying towns and castles, eating humans, kidnapping princesses, that sort of stuff

Itrosomia

*goes on an adventure to retrieve the box of stuff*

Itrosomia wrote:*goes on an adventure to retrieve the box of stuff*

*takes box of stuff and flies off*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*takes box of stuff and flies off*

*grabs a load of gold*

Give that back or I will turn it to lead.

Itrosomia wrote:*grabs a load of gold*

Give that back or I will turn it to lead.

*flies back with the box and drops it onto the ship and picks up the ship and flies off*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*flies back with the box and drops it onto the ship and picks up the ship and flies off*

You realize I'm still on my ship right?

*grabs a baby dragon and a circular saw to it*

*grabs the box and slowly backs away*

Itrosomia wrote:You realize I'm still on my ship right?

*grabs a baby dragon and a circular saw to it*

*grabs the box and slowly backs away*

do you want me to drop the boat boy? *is flying over a wasteland with hundreds of razor sharp stalactites covering the ground of unknown origin* put the baby dragon down, im taking you somewhere sacred

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Post self-deleted by Sons Of Culveria.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:do you want me to drop the boat boy? *is flying over a wasteland with hundreds of razor sharp stalactites covering the ground of unknown origin* put the baby dragon down, im taking you somewhere sacred

First, this is a flying boat.

Second, this is not a baby dragon.

*turns the baby dragon back into a walrus*

I didnt want to hurt a baby dragon and my walrusses have extremely strong skin.

Itrosomia wrote:First, this is a flying boat.

Second, this is not a baby dragon.

*turns the baby dragon back into a walrus*

I didnt want to hurt a baby dragon and my walrusses have extremely strong skin.

*seals the flying abilities of the boat* i need it not to fly, now, when i say no, climb onto my back with all your crew and everything unless you wish to become a statue

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*seals the flying abilities of the boat* i need it not to fly, now, when i say no, climb onto my back with all your crew and everything unless you wish to become a statue

I can fly.

I can teleport.

I still retain all of my abilities as a statue.

*teleports ship and crew away leaving just me and you*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*seals the flying abilities of the boat* i need it not to fly, now, when i say no, climb onto my back with all your crew and everything unless you wish to become a statue

ill put the flying abilities back of course

Itrosomia wrote:I can fly.

I can teleport.

I still retain all of my abilities as a statue.

*teleports ship and crew away leaving just me and you*

i need the boat. i was going to make it better

Sons Of Culveria wrote:do you want me to drop the boat boy? *is flying over a wasteland with hundreds of razor sharp stalactites covering the ground of unknown origin* put the baby dragon down, im taking you somewhere sacred

By sacred do you mean good sacred like a fountain of youth or bad sacred like a sacrificing pit?

Itrosomia wrote:By sacred do you mean good sacred like a fountain of youth or bad sacred like a sacrificing pit?

good sacred *puts clawed arm into a crystal clear lake and it turns to pure gold with hundreds of gems all over it and being giant the jewels are giant as well and i shed the scales into a gauntlet and i shrink it down to a human size gauntlet* see? *hands gauntlet to itro*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:good sacred *puts clawed arm into a crystal clear lake and it turns to pure gold with hundreds of gems all over it and being giant the jewels are giant as well and i shed the scales into a gauntlet and i shrink it down to a human size gauntlet* see? *hands gauntlet to itro*

this is solid gold too, the gems are real and all

Sons Of Culveria wrote:good sacred *puts clawed arm into a crystal clear lake and it turns to pure gold with hundreds of gems all over it and being giant the jewels are giant as well and i shed the scales into a gauntlet and i shrink it down to a human size gauntlet* see? *hands gauntlet to itro*

Oh, thanks. Why didn't you just tell me in the first place.

Now..

*opens the box of stuff and takes out a taco and eats it*

Yum.

You want something?

This Box has an infinite number of random stuff.

*rumages through the box*

Let's see, there is a top, a carbon dioxide detector, a particle accelerator, a cookie cat refrigerator, a pool noodle, a noodle pool, a breadstick maker, a potato trophy, 3 toenails, a double decker couch, a box, a back scratcher, a chair, a Mulder wig, a roman shield, a ramen shield, etc.

Itrosomia wrote:Oh, thanks. Why didn't you just tell me in the first place.

Now..

*opens the box of stuff and takes out a taco and eats it*

Yum.

You want something?

This Box has an infinite number of random stuff.

*rumages through the box*

Let's see, there is a top, a carbon dioxide detector, a particle accelerator, a cookie cat refrigerator, a pool noodle, a noodle pool, a breadstick maker, a potato trophy, 3 toenails, a double decker couch, a box, a back scratcher, a chair, a Mulder wig, a roman shield, a ramen shield, etc.

*throws itro into the lake* can you swim as a sold gold bejewled statue?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws itro into the lake* can you swim as a sold gold bejewled statue?

Yes.

*starts swimming*

Also, why are you attacking me?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws itro into the lake* can you swim as a sold gold bejewled statue?

Who is selling me?

I am priceless.

Itrosomia wrote:Also, why are you attacking me?

you have a foolish box thingy *picks him out of the water and shakes him dry and flies back out of the area after making sure he doesnt see the way*

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Sons Of Culveria wrote:you have a foolish box thingy *picks him out of the water and shakes him dry and flies back out of the area after making sure he doesnt see the way*

I can just teleport home you know.

Itrosomia wrote:I can just teleport home you know.

i might be tempted to put you in the sacrificial spikes but alright

I feel like parrona is just sitting in the background of the RMB just seething with rage at the so many posts.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you have a foolish box thingy *picks him out of the water and shakes him dry and flies back out of the area after making sure he doesnt see the way*

First, it is not foolish, it is a present for my friend, Tim.

Second, it is pointless to try to make sure I can't see the way as I can time travel back to that time and just follow you.

Itrosomia wrote:First, it is not foolish, it is a present for my friend, Tim.

Second, it is pointless to try to make sure I can't see the way as I can time travel back to that time and just follow you.

dragons are supposed to be the only ones that know how to find the place

itro i need poll ideas! you have several hours

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro i need poll ideas! you have several hours

How many dragons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[list]

[*]0. Dragons don't do screwing.

[*]1. He should exist. Somewhere in the infinite multiverse. Good luck finding him.

[*]3. 2 to hold the ceiling and one to hold the bulb.

[*]4. You need one to laugh at the other three.

[*]An infinite amount. If one lets the amount of imaginary beings go to plus infinity the realness starts to approach 1. You only need to be in the right alternate reality!

[/list]

Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:did you make the first dragons? did you carve and chisel them out of the very materials theyre made of and shape and mold them? hmm? did you infuse them with some of your own power and life essence? didja?

Since such entities have never existed, you have done none of these things either, and your claim to apotheosis is extremely shaky...

Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*clicks on activity*

*clicks on world*

*clicks on endings*

*gorges on all of the dead bodies*

Welcome to my world...

Alekseandrea

"Heed my every order and you might survive"

The Salaxalans

Itrosomia wrote:I feel like parrona is just sitting in the background of the RMB just seething with rage at the so many posts.

He may not be the only one...

Alekseandrea

**Blessings be upon [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] and [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]**

For no particular reasons ofcourse!😏😇

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:What is your favorite element?

Earth

Water

Fire

Air

Ice

Electricity

Dark

Light

Chaos

Potato

Etc.

You could do this one culveria.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro i need poll ideas! you have several hours

If you could be a plant or a different plant if you already are one what would you be?

Pitcher plant

Nettle

Carolina reaper

A mimosa

Corpse flower

Venus flytrap

Strangler fig

bears head tooth mushroom

Dragons blood tree

I got nukes!I got nukes!I gots nukes!oh how I love my nukes!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

pew pew

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, Novawenia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:if statens keeps whatever hes up to up hes becoming the add on *points big needle with steel thread at [nation=short]Statens[/nation]*

*cough* I'm female and I'm pretty sure I've told you that *cough*

Also thank you love! I love welcoming people!!!

The Parron Republic

Also...what do you have against [nation=short]The Parron Republic[/nation]? [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]

Sons Of Culveria wrote:did you make the first dragons? did you carve and chisel them out of the very materials theyre made of and shape and mold them? hmm? did you infuse them with some of your own power and life essence? didja?

What proof, exactly, do you have of performing these deeds? I can likely produce at least four to five active, non-puppet nations who doubt and are opposed to your claims.

Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Hurrah hurrah!

The monspam is over, or has temporarily moved on, either way, it's gone!

Statens wrote:Also...what do you have against [nation=short]The Parron Republic[/nation]? [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]

I probably, nay, most likely hurt his ego, permanently, by vandalising on the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos.

Mrglglglgland wrote:What proof, exactly, do you have of performing these deeds? I can likely produce at least four to five active, non-puppet nations who doubt and are opposed to your claims.

Alekseandrea, JZJ, Audriany, Potatogion and others.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:I probably, nay, most likely hurt his ego, permanently, by vandalising on the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos.

Makes sense 😂

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

🍻🇨🇮 Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🇨🇮🍻

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Statens wrote:*cough* I'm female and I'm pretty sure I've told you that *cough*

Also thank you love! I love welcoming people!!!

*cough* *cough* I wouldn't believe her. *cough*

Alekseandrea wrote:*cough* *cough* I wouldn't believe her. *cough*

I have a feeling that I should oppose that statement, because of grudges *cough* *cough* *cough* We should put our differences aside because Culveria is just posting nonsense here *cough* *cough*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Since such entities have never existed, you have done none of these things either, and your claim to apotheosis is extremely shaky...

zombies never existed either so shut it

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"Heed my every order and you might survive"

no

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Statens wrote:Also...what do you have against [nation=short]The Parron Republic[/nation]? [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]

The Parron Republic wrote:I have a feeling that I should oppose that statement, because of grudges *cough* *cough* *cough* We should put our differences aside because Culveria is just posting nonsense here *cough* *cough*

what nonsense?

Mrglglglgland wrote:What proof, exactly, do you have of performing these deeds? I can likely produce at least four to five active, non-puppet nations who doubt and are opposed to your claims.

i can provide around 7 non puppet nations that are opposed to your claims

Sons Of Culveria wrote:zombies never existed either so shut it

no

"You're unsuited for the rage of war. So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make make a man out of you?"

The Parron Republic

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"You're unsuited for the rage of war. So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make make a man out of you?"

"I have no desire to be a measly weak man, I am a dragon god, far stronger then a human"

Itrosomia

Statens wrote:Makes sense 😂

no hes just a grammar nazi. i actually like those things he put up yesterday

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what nonsense?

One answer per post.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i can provide around 7 non puppet nations that are opposed to your claims

WA nations?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:"I have no desire to be a measly weak man, I am a dragon god, far stronger then a human"

Heresy!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:no hes just a grammar nazi. i actually like those things he put up yesterday

You will regret saying that...on second thoughts, later.

Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:One answer per post.

WA nations? Heresy!

You will regret saying that...on second thoughts, later.

yes wa nations.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes wa nations.

The lizard claims to be a dragon of old, lies I say, nothing but heresy, he claims to have witnesses, I say that their hands were greased with money! He claims that he is speaking the truth, I say that he has no evidence! If he is wise, he would keep quiet until the opposition speaks.

~Grand Inquisitor Daanish

Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:The lizard claims to be a dragon of old, lies I say, nothing but heresy, he claims to have witnesses, I say that their hands were greased with money! He claims that he is speaking the truth, I say that he has no evidence! If he is wise, he would keep quiet until the opposition speaks.

~Grand Inquisitor Daanish

if you be wise, youll be quiet if you dont want me to make 700 different dishes made with parrot

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:if you be wise, youll be quiet if you dont want me to make 700 different dishes made with parrot

*rambling in Chinese about retribution*

~High Coordinator

The Parron Republic wrote:*rambling in Chinese about retribution*

~High Coordinator

*proceeds to make 700 different foods with parrot*

The monspam is short lived, probably because of a lack of walruses.

The Parron Republic wrote:The monspam is short lived, probably because of a lack of walruses.

I'm here

Also, HAPPY SAINT PATTYS DAY!!!!

*proceeds to pinch everyone without green on their flag*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

*pinches the parron republic*

*pinches sons of culveria*

*pinches the Jedi zombie jezus*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*pinches alekseandrea*

*pinches novawenia*

*pinches salaxalans*

*pinches prunasia*

*pinches tainted Xenoblood hive*

*pinches Phytophthora Infestans*

Phytophthora Infestans

*pinches the flying spudghetti monster*

The Flying Spudghetti Monster

*pinches audriany*

not really.

The Parron Republic

also its paddy, not patty. patty is something you have in your burgers.

The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Alekseandrea wrote:*cough* *cough* I wouldn't believe her. *cough*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm

Alekseandrea wrote:*cough* *cough* I wouldn't believe her. *cough*

Also, should I get you some medication for that cough love?

Alekseandrea

Seamerica wrote:not really.

Haha!

Statens wrote:Also, should I get you some medication for that cough love?

Just please help me get some joy, the pill, not the emotion.

Statens

Itrosomia wrote:*pinches sons of culveria*

*bites itros hand*

The Parron Republic wrote:Haha!

Just please help me get some joy, the pill, not the emotion.

If you know where to get some, I'd like that too. Can't find any...

*pinches seamerica*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*bites itros hand*

*pinches sons of culverias tongue as he bites me*

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