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Region: Spiritus
If a war is declared I will provide support to the nation who buys the most of our cheese, that support being, more cheese.
That's very bold...
The parronan accords enforced neutral foreign policy upon Parrona. So We cannot join or start wars.
I'm in the top 1% of cheese exports - our nation loves cheese!
i have a mining colony on this huge used to be star thats made entirely of diamond which location is classified. anyone want to do business for diamonds?
But we can call in allies for defensive wars.
Sure, need some diamonds. Do you like books, a lot of books at the moment in Aotan :D
Could you please quote or use the nation tag when you're directly/indirectly speaking to people at that gives us a notification that you have quoted us/mentioned us, and thus everything is easier to track :D
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Post self-deleted by Parrona.
I wouldn't like to bet either way, but the Roman Army was larger in number, more aggressive, better trained in military tactics, and more successful, the Italian Army merely has better, more advanced weaponry on its side...
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Diamonds for tachyon lances?
Well... guns vs swords?
Also, remember though army sizes may be smaller nowadays relative to population, we still have a much larger population compared to the olden days, and so I reckon army sizes of the Roman Empire vs Italians is closer than you would think.
The Italian army also does not need to carry as much weight as the Roman army (motorised vehicles help them with that), they also have tanks etc. I reckon even 1 tank could defeat a Roman legion
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Sorry but only potatoes are regonised as precious here, I will however buy diamonds for use in industry
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Psst... Parrona wants to buy diamonds, not sell them - speak to Culveria if you'd like to buy diamonds.
sure. how about 4000 pounds of diamonds for 100 times that number in books?
It's a deal!
What the heck is going on here?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
sure how many lances you got?
I don't think you all realize that ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE soon. :(
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Don' worry, the POTATA legionary forces are at the ready. Chips, Crisps, Fries are watching over Aotan this very second.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*a huge transport drop lands in aotan with the diamonds* ill await the 400,000 books
i defeated them all and they are all incinerated
The Salaxalans
What type of books? Our factories are at the ready!
so...uhhh, I was gone for a bit...I read everything and well, I don't need more war Parrona and everyone else...POTATOES
Grumpy Grandma
each kind. not school ones. new interesting and fun books.
Potatogion
A steam tanker drops crates of books from the sky, which neatly and gently land on Culveria's docks.
Potatogion
What do you want to trade?
Who is to say they are not already here?
...waiting.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
*has them each stored away in various libraries* ok whos next? and potatogion i dont care if you dont find diamonds and jewels valueable. we do and i shall do business concerning them. anyone got anything else to sell for any kind of valueable stone metal or jewel? i have mining colonies of each
Potatogion
if youd rather what do you want to give me for a giant planet potato that i found on my expeditions?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
You can't help it,man!
The disputes between nations are more important.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion
its 100 times bigger then earth
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
I have tons of chickens and dinosours...I guess, I can't really think of any else. Platypi are also very abundant here, if you don't like that I can see if there is anything else
Potatogion
what uses would you have for it? i thought youd rather some other precious gem or metal
Potatogion
*wide eyed*
P-p-potato planet! I'll trade you my entire nation so that my people can live on it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
and leave the resources? that is sufficient. deal
Potatogion
I have Transparent Aluminium™, Wurtzite boron nitride, Rhodium, Platinum, Unobtanium, & endohedral fullerenes...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion
I would a means of trading with people and a terms of bribe
Potatogion
would have*
Potatogion
It is worth it for a giant potato planet. I shall terraform it and create a sufficient atmosphere. I shall move my people into space at once.
*millions of rockets fly off into space*
So long earth!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
I wish you luck on your expedition
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Thank you. If you want, I can give you mining rites to a sum of asteroids within its space.
i have mass quantities of diamond, platinum, gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, turquoise, emerald, and around any kind of precious stone known. what would you like madam?
Can I too?!
I helped you against Parrona,remember?
that would be greatly appreciated. As payment what would you like, I might suggest that I could have anti-spaceship defenses mounted on the asteroids in orbit
Sounds like a deal.
You can mine in my sector, but I shall collect a small tax of 10% of all mined goods.
I shall send them your way immediately *masses mining vessels, currently filled with defense systems, are sent into space towards the massive potato
I wonder what Potato Jesus will think of this
Potatoes, in my opinion, should be left whole. Especially if they are so large. We should make it our responsibility to protect this magnificent product of nature. It is unique.
Say "No" to mining in the massive potato!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
They said no to pollution too!
WHO WIN NOW MOOFOOKS!
Matrixulated
we aren't mining the potato, we are mining the asteroids in orbit
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
and I agree that it needs to be protected, hence my defenses being sent there
it is not made by nature. it was made by me
>:P
well by my magic
would you like to make a deal for precious metals or gems? of course its my side that has the gems and metals. you can trade to me just about anything
Amhran
well if not her who wants to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
I think this describes the sheer level of chaos we've been having lately.
Hello once more, Spiritus. It has been .... well, quite some time.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
hello. i dont believe weve met before
Even then. You'd be polluting the poor potato. That's not good for it. It might even lose an eye or two...
You are nature, so it must be nature as well. It was made by nature.
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
i made sure it has no eyes and can take any waste or pollutant and turn it into nourishment for itself
Nor I, you. And I wouldn't blame you - I was part of Spiritus only for a short time, and that was a couple of years ago.
With this move, though, I'm hoping to rectify that amount of lost time. :p
Matrixulated
I don't know what this is referring to. I might want to though.
Faulknation
its entirely normal plant except for the fact it can use pollution and waste
It is a very ecologically efficient potato.
Matrixulated
would either of you wish to make a trade? theres jewels and or precious metals in it
I'm interested in your jewels and precious metals. What are you interested in?
That poll is...never mind.
Embrace the zombies. Don't kill them or cure them. Become them. Zombies are the bestest.
just about amything madam
then what do you think of this *my usual image fades to show a rotted half dead body and i smile* not so pretty but still pretty cool aint it? now back to business
this is my undead form
I am in the top of the region for averageness, but that is hard to export. But we could try, if you're interested in some of my averageness. Otherwise, I do have a thriving IT sector, and could trade those services. I'm also up for suggestions, if there is something particular that you're interested in.
Also, we're not zombies anymore. We don't like zombies now either. You can have ours.
what? no idea what you could trade? i bet you have many things you could trade?
just look and you shall find
Ha! - I'm not really interested in trade - At my age you tend to have accumulated all the material wealth and precious keepsakes you could possibly want,... and thus they lose their attributed monetary value, and things of sentimental value become much more precious that anything you could possibly offer...
*Gets dewey eyed*
*Stares off into space*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
hey im new to this location just saying im liking this location already
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Tell more, tell more!
Welcome!
*hands Technolandours a potato*
Don't let anybody steal it. (That includes me.)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Ah, i quoted the wrong message
Hi [nation=short]Technolandours[/nation]! Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Salaxalans is most certainly NOT an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord, who should perhaps improve his spelling and grammar brainwashing division.
If he was, I would say he should improve the standards of written English in the RMB.
But I have to say he most certainly isn't an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord.
I really have to say that.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
"After a series of fatal attacks by Tortoise sharks on swimmers during prime vacation time, a debate has arisen over how to respond to the finned danger."
I did wonder what happened to those...
Matrixulated
Hi and Im New Here...
Umm...How did you have the Autocracy, holy potato cult in your nation names and it isn't in the Create-a-nation? Because I'm only holy empire.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
5 million spare lances and if given the word production can revert to lances (1000 per day), deal?
Hi [nation=short]Alkent[/nation]! Welcome! :D Once your nation has 500 million citizens you can change your pretitle to whatever you want, that's how we all have weird ones. There's a few other things like being able to choose a capital city at 250 million, a national leader at 750 million, and a religion at 1 billion.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And while we are at it, would you like rubber for chromium?
He might be just trying to be friendly, or he might be brainwashing everyone from the start.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thanks Salaxalans!
The Salaxalans
Will there be a new elections for WA delegate?
* WooT !!! *
The Monster Mash has now exceeded the billion population barrier!
There are now 1 billion Spuds feeling Studly & practicing *Spudlyism* as our national religion.
Pray to The Holy Tuber, y'all!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated
Parliament votes on Parrona's response
Attention! Attention! Neighbors I have News for you..What you are doing now stop it!
Uhh...I don't know how to start this...OK...
I will make a map of the region of Spiritus...and...it is the Earth...I want you to join in here...Tell me a territory or country you want to live in...And then you're there...Spiritus only...OK bye
PS...No nations on Antarctica, Greenland and Puerto Rico.
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* David Bowie singing 'Space Oddity' *
This is Ground Control to Potato-Gion, (pronounce it like potato-john so it rhymes!)
You've really made the grade,
And the po'taters want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the Earth if you dare?
Safe travels spud-brother!
Send me back a planet-repping Jeffrey.
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Norway, Sweden, Singapore and Malaysia, please
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If it is only 1 country I would choose Sweden
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*clapping*
That was a pretty great song. Kudos to you fine sir.
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Thanks Parrona
Guys...I'll make my own...Bye
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