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Seamerica wrote:dude, yeezus is actually a great artist, his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be the artwork of the 21th century.

He's just Jay-Z's backup

Matrixulated

Hello.

Sorry, everyone but I will be gone for a few days.

See ya!

*cues parrona to start celebrating*

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright

you never met [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], for thats my main

Wroth's incarnate is here!

Itrosomia wrote:Hello.

Sorry, everyone but I will be gone for a few days.

See ya!

*cues parrona to start celebrating*

dam that sucks

The Parron Republic wrote:Wroth's incarnate is here!

Whos wroth?

New Spanish America wrote:He's just Jay-Z's backup

Jay-Z never dropped anything good or hype as The Life Of Pablo, Kanye West is more popular than JZ and we dont need pension house Jay back.

New Spanish America

Seamerica wrote:Jay-Z never dropped anything good or hype as The Life Of Pablo, Kanye West is more popular than JZ and we dont need pension house Jay back.

*holds my head* oh my dear goodness i thought you guys were talking about JZJ for a minute

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:dam that sucks

Whos wroth?

Wroth basically means archaic.

I assume he means that you are old fassioned.

Seamerica wrote:Jay-Z never dropped anything good or hype as The Life Of Pablo, Kanye West is more popular than JZ and we dont need pension house Jay back.

JZJ is better than JZ

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:Wroth basically means archaic.

I assume he means that you are old fassioned.

ohhhhh.... wait im not old fashioned!

Seamerica wrote:Jay-Z never dropped anything good or hype as The Life Of Pablo, Kanye West is more popular than JZ and we dont need pension house Jay back.

Life of Pablo was over hyped.

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ohhhhh.... wait im not old fashioned!

Suuuuure.

Have you ever heard of a fizzle gribit, or an idorf?

See, these things are new technology and you have never heard of them.

Matrixulated, New Spanish America

Itrosomia wrote:Suuuuure.

Have you ever heard of a fizzle gribit, or an idorf?

See, these things are new technology and you have never heard of them.

there is nothing of the sort with those names

See you pickle guys!

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Hello.

Sorry, everyone but I will be gone for a few days.

See ya!

*cues parrona to start celebrating*

Goodbye, Mr Walruson.

M.

Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:See you pickle guys!

see ya big blobs of blubber

The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Wroth basically means archaic.

I assume he means that you are old fassioned.

You fool.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ohhhhh.... wait im not old fashioned!

For once, I agree with it.

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Goodbye, Mr Walruson.

M.

hi matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:You fool.

For once, I agree with it.

did you mean wrath?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:did you mean wrath?

Exactly, see even something that doesn't exists does better than you, shame on you Itrosomia, shame on you.

The Parron Republic wrote:Exactly, see even something that doesn't exists does better than you, shame on you Itrosomia, shame on you.

ive got a capital city with this place now, wow

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ive got a capital city with this place now, wow

I've got broads in Atlanta

New Spanish America wrote:I've got broads in Atlanta

no

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hi matrixulated

Hello, spawn of Satan.

As much as I'd like to engage in witless banter and surf your daily Tspamnami, I'd rather do open-heart surgery on myself. With a spork. A blunt one.

Nice try though.

Have fun tormenting poor Parron et al.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:Hello, spawn of Satan.

As much as I'd like to engage in witless banter and surf your daily Tspamnami, I'd rather do open-heart surgery on myself. With a spork. A blunt one.

Nice try though.

Have fun tormenting poor Parron et al.

M.

satan is my spawn not the other way around boy

Sons Of Culveria wrote:satan is my spawn not the other way around boy

Heresy!

Matrixulated wrote:Hello, spawn of Satan.

As much as I'd like to engage in witless banter and surf your daily Tspamnami, I'd rather do open-heart surgery on myself. With a spork. A blunt one.

Nice try though.

Have fun tormenting poor Parron et al.

M.

Is there a dagger lying around? I love to slit my throat right now.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy!

Is there a dagger lying around? I love to slit my throat right now.

*hands him sword of pain*

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy!

Is there a dagger lying around? I love to slit my throat right now.

Please slit mine while you're at it.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Please slit mine while you're at it.

*takes sword back from parron* its a bit jagged but itll do, quick and painful *slits her throat*

this in a nutshell http://i.imgur.com/xAEucNL.jpg

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

...why are we all killing ourselves??

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

[list]

• [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] encountered a new issue: Bullet Time

[/list]

Oh yes, indeed it's true.

We move like 'they' do!

Unfortunately, Mr Walruson was not fast enough.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:...why are we all killing ourselves??

GODDAMN SUICIDAL KIDS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

"Moon prism power!"

Matrixulated wrote:[list]

• [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] encountered a new issue: Bullet Time

[/list]

Oh yes, indeed it's true.

We move like 'they' do!

Unfortunately, Mr Walruson was not fast enough.

M.

We could make this in a series of "reality ensues"-movies.

[list]

[*]The architect wins.

[*]The death star crushes the rebelion in one swift stroke.

[*]Sauron wins.

[*]They have a backup of the machine OF DOOM.

[*]etc.

[/list]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GODDAMN SUICIDAL KIDS.

hi gramps

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hi gramps

andv theyre not suicidal they wanted to die so i slit there throats. i think maybe i did actually kill statens

*shivers* someone just called jacksepticeye a green pewdiepie. i can sense it

Seamerica wrote:this in a nutshell http://i.imgur.com/xAEucNL.jpg

Is that a parody or the real thing?

I honestly can't tell.

Matrixulated

Good day, all

Anybody seen any unprotected lawns around here?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Cyrtes wrote:Good day, all

Anybody seen any unprotected lawns around here?

nope none, i suggest now staying of oggs lawn because its become a sentient creature that eats anything except gramps

Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:Good day, all

Anybody seen any unprotected lawns around here?

Huh?

the only unprotected thing here is my lonely heart.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Seamerica wrote:the only unprotected thing here is my lonely heart.

dude... dont depress me

Sons Of Culveria wrote:nope none, i suggest now staying of oggs lawn because its become a sentient creature that eats anything except gramps

Sentient creatures can't compete against fivehundred tiny, squishy, wiggling cabbageworms that are intent on invading it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

Cyrtes wrote:Sentient creatures can't compete against fivehundred tiny, squishy, wiggling cabbageworms that are intent on invading it.

itro was a fool and gave it hot sauce which it now uses to burn its prey as it slowly consumes its prey cell by cell wrapped withing itself. watch *drops fake cabbage worm onto lawn and the grass wraps around it in seconds and slowly takes it under eating it and everyone can feel millions upon millions of eyes watching them from the lawn as it returns to its motionless watching hunting state looking exactly like a normal lawn perfectly trimmed*

Cyrtes wrote:Sentient creatures can't compete against fivehundred tiny, squishy, wiggling cabbageworms that are intent on invading it.

A mere 500?

One can of insecticide does the trick. Easily.

Matrixulated

[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] you do know you can rename your population to Cabbageworms and then your populace would grow and be named cabbageworms. and you could think of them as actual ones

Sons Of Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] you do know you can rename your population to Cabbageworms and then your populace would grow and be named cabbageworms. and you could think of them as actual ones

like what i did

10 hours ago: Wenzland ceased to exist.

*several hundred deviljhos burp*

graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys are too quiet

warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how arrrr you me mates

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:10 hours ago: Wenzland ceased to exist.

*several hundred deviljhos burp*

I love you fellow monster hunter

Matrixulated, Sons Of Culveria

God We Trust wrote:warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how arrrr you me mates

I smell rum, dental decay, poor personal hygiene, and rum.

Methinks there be a pirate ahoy!

Could you keelhaul [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] please?

And after all of yer' mateys have gotten intimatey with this cabana boy, then could make him walk the plank?

Arrrrrrrhh! Welcome to Spiritus.

'Ere be yer' very own potato. Treat 'er well, savvy?

M.

*I can feel you cringing, Aleksea!*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Salaxalans wrote:...why are we all killing ourselves??

Sons Of Culveria wrote:graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys are too quiet

* mic-drop *

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:We could make this in a series of "reality ensues"-movies.

[list]

[*]The architect wins.

[*]The death star crushes the rebelion in one swift stroke.

[*]Sauron wins.

[*]They have a backup of the machine OF DOOM.

[*]etc.

[/list]

Hmmm . . . these ideas seem oddly familiar to me. Like . . . like a splinter in my mind.

Or something.

However . . .

[list]

[*]The Architect does not 'win' as he is busy filming new episodes of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.'

[*]The Death Star crushes the rebelion in one swift stroke . . . only because it had one letter 'L' instead of two, and thus the Rebellion was at half-strength.

[*]Sauron wins . . . a romantic getaway for two, locked in an RMB with [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], for eternity!

[*]They have a backup of the machine OF DOOM . . . actually true. We're all f*cked!

[*]etc.

[/list]

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

*Uses noodly appendages to hyperstimulate weather systems over Spiritus to produce potato-laden clouds*

*Makes it rain hard-baked and flash-frozen potatoes on the RMB, really quite heavily*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Seamerica wrote:the only unprotected thing here is my lonely heart.

*Country ballad music starts playing, heavy on the violin*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:*Uses noodly appendages to hyperstimulate weather systems over Spiritus to produce potato-laden clouds*

*Makes it rain hard-baked and flash-frozen potatoes on the RMB, really quite heavily*

potatoes? what the f^ck? maybe going into this one was a mistake. just what the f^ck? i am wait whats he go by here?

Nepiloni wrote:I love you fellow monster hunter

alright my brother seems to have found someone else that likes that beast hunting lunacy game

Misery loves company, as the saying goes.

But beast hunting, Master Spammer?

Isn't that some kind of conflict of interest for you?

Not that I'm complaining.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:Misery loves company, as the saying goes.

But beast hunting, Master Spammer?

Isn't that some kind of conflict of interest for you?

Not that I'm complaining.

M.

o.O

what? who are you?

Wait! Yea Gads!

What am I doing?

I can't engage MC Spammer on the RMB!

That's akin to feeding a Gremlin after midnight.

Aaaaarghh!

Delete! Delete!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:Wait! Yea Gads!

What am I doing?

I can't engage MC Spammer on the RMB!

That's akin to feeding a Gremlin after midnight.

Aaaaarghh!

Delete! Delete!

M.

spammer? alright maybe my brothers done some serious sh!t here, alright this is not draconos or whatever name he goes by here, this is his brother

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Wait! Yea Gads!

What am I doing?

I can't engage MC Spammer on the RMB!

That's akin to feeding a Gremlin after midnight.

Aaaaarghh!

Delete! Delete!

M.

Just put him in a microwave.

It works on gremlins.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Alekseandrea wrote:Just put him in a microwave.

It works on gremlins.

im not a fukin gremlin, i dont know what my brother is here but im not a gremlin

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im not a fukin gremlin, i dont know what my brother is here but im not a gremlin

Microwaves are miniature death-rays.

Did you ever put something alive in it?

Did it stay alive?

Of course not!

I doubt you'll find any multicellular creature that can survive THE MICROWAVE!

MWAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

*Lightning flashes in the background?*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:dude... dont depress me

well you are in the wrong place becuse im a depresso expresso

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:o.O

what? who are you?

I'm the guy gulping down the rest of my morning cup of Earl Grey before I scramble for high-ground as fast as I can!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Microwaves are miniature death-rays.

Did you ever put something alive in it?

Did it stay alive?

Of course not!

I doubt you'll find any multicellular creature that can survive THE MICROWAVE!

MWAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

*Lightning flashes in the background?*

yeah my brother always stopped me from putting living things in the microwave...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Seamerica wrote:well you are in the wrong place becuse im a depresso expresso

what??

Matrixulated wrote:I'm the guy gulping down the rest of my morning cup of Earl Grey before I scramble for high-ground as fast as I can!

M.

whats earl grey?

Alekseandrea wrote:. . . I doubt you'll find any multicellular creature that can survive THE MICROWAVE!

MWAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

*Lightning flashes in the background?*

Here was I thinking [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] was a single-celled organism . . . like a freakishly gifted amoeba.

He might survive a microwave.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what??

whats earl grey?

It's tea, you ingrate.

Bah! - He's trying to suck me in to his evil spam-vortex!

Got to get to High-Ground!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Here was I thinking [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] was a single-celled organism . . . like a freakishly gifted amoeba.

He might survive a microwave.

M.

Then you'll need MORE microwaving!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Seamerica wrote:well you are in the wrong place becuse im a depresso expresso

Get to High-Ground!!

That's the only way to avoid the daily destruction wrought by [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s Tspamnami unleashed in its full fury on the RMB.

[nation=short]the_Parron_republic[/nation]

[nation=short]Statens[/nation]

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]

[nation=short]Seamerica[/nation]

. . . andALL you Good nations of Spiritus, and any other poor, unsuspecting victims . . .

RUN! RUN to the hills!

Save yourselves!

Ohhhh the humanityyy!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Get to High-Ground!!

That's the only way to avoid the daily destruction wrought by [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s Tspamnami unleashed in its full fury on the RMB.

[nation=short]the_Parron_republic[/nation]

[nation=short]Statens[/nation]

[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]

[nation=short]Seamerica[/nation]

. . . andALL you Good nations of Spiritus, and any other poor, unsuspecting victims . . .

RUN! RUN to the hills!

Save yourselves!

Ohhhh the humanityyy!

M.

It might be an unpopular opinion, but I believe Culveria used to be worse.

*Runs to the high ground*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

That is some good formatting.

Matrixulated

wow, you guys really hate my brother, *laughs*

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:...brain...

Alekseandrea wrote:..."brain"...

The Parron Republic wrote:Bloody...
...brain?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:...anyone know how to become sane?!

Nope

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...brain?

Nope

Nice quotemining.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:where the fudge is everyone?

Matrixulated wrote:Avoiding you and your inane daily Tspamnami.

Shut-up already.

You make my hair hurt.

M.

Partially correct! - The Jedi-Zombi Lord Jezus Christ has to announce he has a new "companion", and like many companions of the female persuasion, they distract you from your online gaming pursuits...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:JZJ is better than JZ

Yeah, I got 99 problems, but a b¡tch ain't one...

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy!

Is there a dagger lying around? I love to slit my throat right now.

If you die, can I persuade you to pursue the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit funeral arrangements?!

- Don't let Death keep you down!!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Seamerica wrote:the only unprotected thing here is my lonely heart.

Sounds yummy!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Get to High-Ground!!

RUN! RUN to the hills!

Save yourselves!

Ohhhh the humanityyy!

M.

Aw but it's too far away....and I'm so lazy....blehh

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Aw but it's too far away....and I'm so lazy....blehh

should i be doing something?

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:should i be doing something?

No?

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

YARRRRRRRRRR ME MATES YE ALL ACTIN LIKE SHARKS IN WATERRR

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

Such eloquence and economy of words!

Succinct and to the point.

Masterful RMB delivery!

All strains of the [nation=short]culveria[/nation] clade could learn from OGG's example.

Alas, in the words of the late, great John Lennon:

"You may say I'm a dreamer . . ."

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Nice quotemining.

Yah! Of the 'Blue Ribbon' variety!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yeah, I got 99 problems, but a b¡tch ain't one...

Gratz! But please try not to consume her?

Unless it's consensual cannibalism, conversion, and zombification.

IRL girls can be sooooo finicky about such things, old friend.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:*Making my list*

Hey! F*ck off for another 9 months!! - Take a holiday for my sake!!! #TooSoon

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

I'm not on your lawn, I'm on your vegetable patch...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Potatoes?...

Alekseandrea wrote:Just put...in a microwave...

*Makes it rain melted butter and cheese*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:*Makes it rain melted butter and cheese*

*Gathers the troops and prepares to engage in a feast/battle royale on the potato fields*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Greetings fellow Crestians, teachers and parents, oh wait, this was a script from 9 years ago... *rearranges scripts* *clears throat* Greetings fellow Spiritans, our founder, our WA delegate and spammers, after 5 days and nights of Spam, I am glad to announce that the Monspam will clear soon, and with that, the end of the Week of Flames...*the rest of the speech (I know everyone will be asleep after this)*...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I smell rum, dental decay, poor personal hygiene, and rum.

Methinks there be a pirate ahoy!

Could you keelhaul [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] please?

And after all of yer' mateys have gotten intimatey with this cabana boy, then could make him walk the plank?

Arrrrrrrhh! Welcome to Spiritus.

'Ere be yer' very own potato. Treat 'er well, savvy?

M.

*I can feel you cringing, Aleksea!*

And flay Culveria/Draconos while you are at it!

Matrixulated

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