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Culveria wrote:i am the Culverian god Draconos, Culveria is mine to rule and alter to my whim

I am negotiating,peace with someone else.

i dont understand this game, is the only thing i gotta do is sumbiting/declining issues ?

Matrixulated

Cavol Ultimatum

War reparations-----50% of the MLH's income

Humiliation of the United Kingdom of Audriany

Parrona wrote:I am negotiating,peace with someone else.

with audriany? if youd like ill help

NO WAY!MORE WAR!

Basepia wrote:i dont understand this game, is the only thing i gotta do is sumbiting/declining issues ?

Yep.

And also joining our crazy community.

I am French Kingdom of Audriany.

And I hope you will help me defeat these...

[spoiler]hackers[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:NO WAY!MORE WAR!

you are aware if every country against you banded together (including me) youd be smashed

and grouping up with brand new countries wont help you

Culveria wrote:you are aware if every country against you banded together (including me) youd be smashed

You are weak.

Going to challenge you and win 1 point.

HAHAHA!

Matrixulated

*shrugs* i find this challenge system idiotic, try fighting a god by yourself without this stupid challenge bull, by the way im the god Draconos

Culveria wrote:*shrugs* i find this challenge system idiotic, try fighting a god by yourself without this stupid challenge bull, by the way im the god Draconos

Fight me on Company of Heroes 2 "god"!

Audriany wrote:Fight me on Company of Heroes 2 "god"!

i mean here fool *my eyes glow*

Cavol Ultimatum

White peace-----no one gains nor loses anything

Culveria wrote:i mean here fool *my eyes glow*

Oh...well...

Uhh...army?

(All his people have left the country)

...

I WILL BUILD A WAR MYSELF THEN!

Faulknation

i hate you all go die in a hole

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* glares back *

Trying to help? Help who? You? Pffft!

Oh, ohhhh I think I get it now.

You mean only you're allowed to use the word 'heresy' on the RMB???

Like, that's your thing??

So sorry, mate! I must've missed that memo.

But as for doing things in my own way, as you say I, "need to find out how to do?

You need to do your Spiritus Regional history, mate.

As the first potato-centric nation of Spiritus, I found my way, I made my way, and I lead the way.

I have been doing things MY own way for the last 176 days of my Residency here in Spiritus.

Ahh, but I see from the Residency Rankings Charts that [nation=short]potatogion[/nation] has only been within Spiritus for 47 days, so you missed the birth of The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.

Well, suffice it to say we were the first potato-centric nation of Spiritus, we are ebullient we're not the only one, and we are excited to see many more!

Ooooh! Looky here, my very first post!

Huzzah!

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Oh no, I didn't mean to be rude or saying that you haven't been here for long. I was just saying that to defeat the enemies of the potatoes we must find more creative ways. Yelling 'HERESY' isn't even that creative, it's just that I am stuck in my ways and can't stop. I'm sorry if I offended you, my intentions were not to offend but to role-play.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

no

help me build a wall

or i will build a wall on you

*Begins to breath in for a breath attack* Kaimetsu-tekina shin ryū gōon!! *roars a huge devastating blast of destruction carving a huge gouge beside audriany*

...

mommy?

Matrixulated

*

Audriany wrote:...

mommy?

what do you think? *swishes my deadly spined tail slowly and licks my razor sharp teeth with my acidic poisonous forked tongue*

Faulknation

Audriany wrote:...

mommy?

YES MY PLAN IS WORKING. MORE BABIES SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RUN BY BABIES

Matrixulated

Makin All Da Love wrote:YES MY PLAN IS WORKING. MORE BABIES SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RUN BY BABIES

*points at her while looking at audriany* you know her?

Just die Audriany, just die, please just die for once.

no

crazy weirdo

go frick urself

Just die, please just die.

die everybody i would kill all of you to bring back harambe

You will die with him.

New Avalanche wrote:die everybody i would kill all of you to bring back harambe

harambes death was nonsense, hes alive, just before that bullet hit him i switched it with a tranquilizer and had his "body" brought to my country, he has a translator now as well, would you like to meet and converse with him?

Spamming the "start a coup" button.

want me to use the attack i threatened audriany with and actually use it on him?

or want me to use an even stronger attack?

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Culveria wrote:want me to use the attack i threatened audriany with and actually use it on him?

Just kill them.

A parronan walks behind Audriany, he shouts, "VIVA LA PARRONA!" (BOOM).

Matrixulated

The shot goes through.

Matrixulated

Horsean will declare a holy war on you.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

I point a shotgun at you, fingers on the trigger, ready to kill you

See, I have friends.

Audriany wrote:no

crazy weirdo

go frick urself

Audriany...if you declare a white flag I will become you ally *starts sweating bullets as Culveria glares at me*

Audriany wrote:no

crazy weirdo

go frick urself

Audriany...if you declare a white flag I will become you ally *starts sweating bullets as Culveria glares at me*

Cavol Ultimatum

Terms:

White peace-----no one gains nor loses anything

VIVA LA PARRONA! (Starts shooting at Audriany)

Parrona wrote:A parronan walks in Audriany "VIVA LA PARRONA! "He shouts. (Boom).

good idea *jumps into the stratusphere and raises my hands ready to strike the country and roars out* Kaimetsu-tekina ryū no kamigami wa, tsume!!!! *i slam into Audriany making a huge canyon down the middle of it*

faulknation, help me on the assault my boy

Culveria wrote:i alter what happens to my country however i wish, i do not care for the potato gods. i mind my business and they stay out of mine

Practice what you preach, heretic!

Matrixulated

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Matrixulated

New Avalanche wrote:tidkjstdudcivougbcdkgftyjstu,yfctdgfvghjykhidfctgnyfvyildcxhykucyilxykibhgvcfydy f;iofdsjusdkiuswagrhncvhnysdbgfv nfryjudc vbfhfdj7utrfzidyjghfaftjyeu5ktuieuswukdtckhcfvvdfkdjdeolifrilt8dfyiugifjgutgfjjfreyfdsycfuvkgoghb

AHHH!

IT'S A ZOMBIE!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma

Parrona wrote:Cavol Ultimatum

Terms:

White peace-----no one gains nor loses anything

this plz

Matrixulated

Aotan wrote:Practice what you preach, heretic!

potato jesus said he'll handle his country and leave mine alone, follow your god and stay out of my country unless i invite you

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Culveria wrote:i alter what happens to my country however i wish, i do not care for the potato gods. i mind my business and they stay out of mine

HERESY! Is it heresy if a god doesn't worship another god? I'm asking for a friend.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:this plz

You surrender?!

Very well.

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:potato jesus said he'll handle his country and leave mine alone, follow your god and stay out of my country unless i invite you

Stay out of Parrona then, and mind your own business.

And my God is the POTATA God, not the POTATO God, if you hadn't realised...

Audriany wrote:this plz

We accept.

Audriany wrote:this plz

he wants peace, good choice

Aotan wrote:Stay out of Parrona then, and mind your own business.

And my God is the POTATA God, not the POTATO God, if you hadn't realised...

Potato patata. They're the same thing.

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:Potato patata. They're the same thing.

No.....................but I can't be bothered.

Potatogion wrote:HERESY! Is it heresy if a god doesn't worship another god? I'm asking for a friend.

no it isnt, gods usually dont worship the other, unless theyre a branch god of the higher one, yknow, like, the river, ocean, and lake god worship the great water god

Grumpy Grandma

i am the great dragon god so i dont worship anyone

Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:no it isnt, gods usually dont worship the other, unless theyre a branch god of the higher one, yknow, like, the river, ocean, and lake god worship the great water god

Cool cool. HERESY anyways.

Culveria wrote:i am the great dragon god so i dont worship anyone

What about that Canadian wife of yours?

damn, guess I have to be an ally now...

Potatogion wrote:Cool cool. HERESY anyways. What about that Canadian wife of yours?

shes not canadian... she is equal to me

Stellaris "war in heaven" event happening here? If that's the case then.....................neutral.

Faulknation wrote:damn, guess I have to be an ally now...

faulk you dont have to be his ally, he surrendered out of not wanting to be destroyed and i doubt he looked at your offer

North American. Canada is still in America.

Matrixulated

Pact of neutrality in heaven.

Potatogion wrote:North American. Canada is still in America.

united states then

Potatogion wrote:North American. Canada is still in America.

Canada is independent!

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

Parrona wrote:Stellaris "war in heaven" event happening here? If that's the case then.....................neutral.

Still neutral despite the insult.

Culveria wrote:united states then

Good.

Parrona wrote:Canada is independent!

From a continent? Last I checked, Canada wasn't an island in the Atlantic.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Good. From a continent? Last I checked, Canada wasn't an island in the Atlantic.

potatogion how far from common sense can you get?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

Parrona wrote:Still neutral despite the insult.

Still neutral. But want to join........................

Parrona wrote:Still neutral. But want to join........................

please do not join the potatoes side parrona, join my side, ill make you the god of parrots

Culveria wrote:potatogion how far from common sense can you get?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

As far as the sun is from space.

Potatogion wrote:As far as the sun is from space.

*looks at potatogion completely dumbfounded* someone, give him a frigging reward for no common sense

Faulknation

Transmission from Parrona

Civil war erupts between Neutral Parrona and Interventionist Parrona.

I hate civil wars

Culveria wrote:*looks at potatogion completely dumbfounded* someone, give him a frigging reward for no common sense

I'll take it! 'Bout time som'n rekgnized meh potincial.

Transmission from Parrona

Neutral Parrona won.

Empire Democratique Francais

Parrona wrote:I hate civil wars

But civil war got 4/5 stars and made ~6x the budget. How could you hate it.

Empire Democratique Francais

so parrona wont be joining the feud in the heavens?

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

Neutral Parrona won.

Parrona

Transmission from Parrona

After potatogion embarrassed itself, a referendum on whether Parrona should join and which side to was conducted

85% culveria/3% neutral/12% potatogion

We join, on the side of culveria!

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

After potatogion embarrassed itself, a referendum on whether Parrona should join and which side to was conducted

85% culveria/3% neutral/12% potatogion

We join, on the side of culveria!

please, bring fourth your leader and the ascension shall begin

i said earlier that id make the leader the god of parrots did i not?

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

After potatogion embarrassed itself, a referendum on whether Parrona should join and which side to was conducted

85% culveria/3% neutral/12% potatogion

We join, on the side of culveria!

Who ever said that I embarrassed myself. Ever heard of small minded comedy?

Potatogion wrote:Who ever said that I embarrassed myself. Ever heard of small minded comedy?

yes, i call it small minded idiocy

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:yes, i call it small minded idiocy

That's the whole point of it my boy. It appeals to the "lesser minded" people of society. It is dumb humor, even for the smarter people it can be funny, but in a stupid way that you can't really explain.

Potatogion wrote:That's the whole point of it my boy. It appeals to the "lesser minded" people of society. It is dumb humor, even for the smarter people it can be funny, but in a stupid way that you can't really explain.

i know, but i find violence more entertaining

Culveria wrote:i know, but i find violence more entertaining

Why not both? Dumb violence. A couple of big dummies beating the crap out of each other with sticks.

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Why not both? Dumb violence. A couple of big dummies beating the crap out of each other with sticks.

that just sounds foolish, i find thrill in two skilled fighters analyzing the others than trying there hardest to defeat the other

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