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Region: Spiritus
You came just in time for [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s dwarf star trick [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]. Pull up a chair.
Cyrtes
Oh wait. You missed it. Stick around. He'll probably do it again if we ask nicely or torment him.
Cyrtes
* looks around for chair*
Can't find one...
*sits down on an overlarge sack of potatoes*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
i thought you were going to fight with them?
Cyrtes
Such a pity...
Oh, yeah. The chairs were incinerated in the dwarf star trick. Potatos make a nice chair though. A bit lumpy, but not bad.
Cyrtes
Moi? Fight? I'm a lover not a fighter :P
Cyrtes
Perhaps I should sit further away so as not to get incinerated?
Nah... we're going to enjoy the show...
you want to see it again? fine *brings another dwarf star down*
Cyrtes, Faulknation
crap i aimed bad, you two should run
Cyrtes, Faulknation
Ooo... Nice... Wait a second...
*dives for cover*
Faulknation
Hey [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], did you see the wires? I think I know how he does this trick. That dwarf star is nothing but a giant balloon filled with fireflies.
Cyrtes
Ouch! That hurts.
Cyrtes
are you calling my power fake?!?!? i alter fate to do that i use the strings of fate!
Cyrtes, Faulknation
Ah... And what about the heat?
The strings of fake? Okay, if you say so.
Cyrtes, Faulknation
i said fate!!!!
Cyrtes, Faulknation
Hmmm, good question. I'll have to watch the next "dwarf star" more closely.
Cyrtes
So you did. Mea culpa.
Cyrtes
HERE!!!!! *brings one down straight at esperossa*
Cyrtes, Faulknation
I think I can see it... There's this tiny nuclear heater in each of them... It's a wonder that the balloons haven't burst yet, but I guess that they do burst, every time one of them hits the ground. I'd still duck if I were you, Esperossa... These things can be mighty hot.
Ouch. Dammit. Again [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]?
Cyrtes
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It seems all the death and destruction has died down for a bit. Now we can relax and enjoy eating spaghetti in our potato bag chairs in peace [nation=short]cyrtes[/nation].
You know what I'm talking about, right [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]?
well...I like hunting people, so it would be almost the opposite right?
Isn't [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] supposed to be here keeping us kids in line?
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Tag. You're it!
*tags harder* you're it
You missed :P
The Holy Tuber says, "Relax, don't do it."
Matrixulated, Faulknation
If he's been following these last 150+ posts or more, he's probably slumped in his crashed-spaceship comfy-chair, on his third bottle of Nyquil.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
* HEY !!! * [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] !!!
Matrixulated
No, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] is here to brainwash all those who don't wear tinfoil hats or listen to the commands given.
*notices that there isn't a tinfoil hat on her head either, and quickly looks for one*
Can't find any. Do you think that a potato-sack hat will work too?
*puts the over-large sack of potatoes on head, and promptly collapses under the weight*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation
I have no tinfoil. Do your best [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]
Matrixulated
The Holy Tuber's prophet is Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Matrixulated
HOLY COW SO MANY MESSAGES!
And, rumors of mind control attempts are all lies. ALL LIES!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Hmm...
*whispers to others*
EVERYBODY PUT ON THEIR TINFOIL HATS!
*ends whispering*
Yes... of course... all lies...
*clutches sack of potatoes to head due to the lack of a tinfoil hat*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Um, yeah. Sorry about that. Watch out for the "dwarf stars" they're hot.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
CNP BROADCAST
Today the government orders a level 1 emergency as a few villages and minor towns went dark.A distress signal follows,"there seems to be a outbreak of rabies............but they look like corpses...............cavol is taken but (static) the town hall, a radio station and several streets (static) are still resisting (static)."the government opened all shelters but the city gates remain open, the government remains in parron, stay tuned to CNP.
STATUS: airports are open ports are open borders are open gates of parron are open national unity:96%
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
#PrayforCavol
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You dare try to alter history?
THe POTATA Gods are ashamed!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Yay! Somebody's online! I was beginning to wonder why the whole world had gone silent...
Matrixulated, Faulknation
The POTATA Gods are with us today!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
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*throws POTATA at Aotan*
The one I stole... a long time ago. I couldn't eat it. Stolen POTATA don't taste nice...
Matrixulated
POTATA LAUNCHER!!!
*Pew pew pew
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
*takes the sack of potatoes from head and uses it as a shield*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
STOP PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT YOU!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Using POTATA powers, orders potatoes to disengage shield formation and attack Cyrtes
Do you want another repeat of the Audrianic wars?!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
????
I am no Napoleon!
Or am I?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Cavol has fallen,I repeat Cavol has fallen. #PRAYFORCAVOL
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
CNP BROADCAST
Jewelsa, a major city, is besieged by aggressive corpses.Status:level 2 emergency-----opened:ports,airports,borders-----fortified cities have their gates closed -----government orders all gates of fortifications closed-----government remains in parron.This is CNP
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
????
I am no Nelson!
Or am I?
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Parrona
POTATA shall save you.
POTANS are deployed in Parrona's key cities to help with aid distribution, national defence and reconstruction operations
Cyrtes
CNP BROADCAST
first zombie in Parron shot, level 5 emergency declared. Closed:airports-----borders----------Opened:ports
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
Too late for Jewelsa, the first key city to be attacked
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
????
I am no Trostky!
Or am I?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
????
I am no Hitler!
Or am I?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
????
I am no spammer!
Or am I?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
Jewelsa, Hontori, Cavol, paliso have fallen to The Scourge
Cyrtes
?!?!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
...or am I?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That wasn't mortal combat. That was self defense...
Matrixulated
You did not watch the CNP
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
I am far a
I am far away
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
*Promptly steps on OGG's lawn*
Only if you let me camp on it first.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Only if my parrots bomb it
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Manam Manama
(doo doo do-do-doo)
Manam Manama . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
wth
Matrixulated
I know exactly how he feels!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Try to hold out as long as you can, [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]! We'll have cure missiles... Soon... (In a week :P)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Ferrara has fallen, early zombies, level 7 emergency declared, government fortifies strategic areas
Cyrtes
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How Do You Do Fellow Kids, happy birthday.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo
No I said hold out as long as you can, Short]Parrona, don't collapse yet! :P
And happy birthday [nation=short]How do you do fellow kids[/nation]!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Just out of curiosity... how many levels of emergency are there?
Matrixulated
What's that? So much for [nation=short]The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation] and his spud-Lord . . .
. . . who's actually an 80's pop-music meme??
The *spud-whisperer* himself is being duped by a broken-down pop star!
I must be dreaming . . . so somebody hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me,
Hit me with those laser beams . . . ow ow ow!
Hah hah hahhhhh!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
#PRAYFORPARRONA
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I recommend the Carthegenian Solution. And as a reckless nuclear power, I am uniquely situated to assist you with that.
The Salaxalans
YES, THAT IS MY GIFT !!!
#PRAYFOR[nation=short]Parrona[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
*Disarms them*
Exploding cookies?! - As if I would use such a crude, inefficient, and ineffective weapon!! - Every living thing within my domain has been "infected" with nanoprobes pre-programmed to seek out and attack any tissue that it identifies as currently being host to the Zombie Virus, releasing the cure into the surrounding tissue - The main carriers/"shock troops" of this arsenal are the swarms of killer robot drone bees; if I set them to the appropriate setting, they attack anything that moves and that is not recognised as me!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
We got moonshine over here now, so that's good I guess. .-.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
*glares*
I understand that you are trying to help, but you just need to find out how to do it in your own way.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
I heard moonshine, I'm in.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Here pass some of that to old Grumpy Grandma! - The weirdness in this region is getting too much for me at the moment...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
10 being the most serious 0 being the status quo 0--10
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Leon has fallen just as a blood comet flew by, citizen look to citizen to assure themselves. Bad omen.National Unity:86%
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Want some of our cheese too? (cheese is at this point pretty much our currency send help)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Want some of my imaginary nukes?I give them out free!But please don't target them on me!Target them on...well... (cough) Aotan (cough)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Parrona
Let's hope that that setting won't be necessary... I'd not like to be killed for walking past your lawn by a couple of bee drones... I might get slightly injured...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona
Pegon has fallen, the royal family fled while buddingham palace held on,gunfire can be heard in several broughs.national unity:74%-----level 8 emergency declared,the government and the royal family fled on dreadnoughts.parronans start panicking.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Cyrtes broadcasts a message stating that Parronan refugees are always welcome to seek for asylum on Cyrtesian ground, until the situation in Parrona returns to normal.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona
Parronan refugees start flooding The Democratic Republic of Cyrtes in the hundreds.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Cyrtesians sincerely hope that the situation will clear up soon in Parrona... by now almost all the refuges are filled to the brim. Cyrtes broadcasts another message, this one to all other nations, whether they would please open their borders as well and assist with the increasing load of Parronans.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Consulate has a panic attack and votes to leave the Spiritus Union. Then realising its mistake begs to join again. And to prove its point opens borders aswell
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
Parron, the De facto capital, is under siege by...... (sigh) zombies, if Parron falls, Parrona will collapse.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Buddingham Palace has fallen, the De jure capital, pegon, is declared......lost.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes
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