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Alekseandrea wrote:It hurts my eyes.

And I'm not even a native speaker.

Must be why you liked the post. *sips tea*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Must be why you liked the post. *sips tea*

-_-

I tried to be friendly.

Just friendly.

Even I can make mistakes. If I wanted to. In a temporary bout of insanity.

So who would blame an infer... erhm... original being as yourself for not being perfect?

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Oh, slap my legs and call me Roger!

Another opporpunist! And a bad one to boot!

You should go to see [nation=short]elfshire[/nation], who's moonlighting as Professor Treebark Woodchip over at the University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]. They have the best 'Punnistry' faculty in Spiritus!

The best, (and most massive,) lump-o-lard in the schoolyard is one Mister Wal- uh, my apologies, he's now Professor Walruson. Indeed, we are very familiar with his laaaaaarge body of work.

His puns are legendary and second to none.

Even a powerful Jedi-Zombi Lord, such as yourself, could learn from 'The Farce' powers of 'Punnistry', 'Punnishment' and the mystical 'Punnilingual Arts' held within the Iceberg walls of the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation].

Lord JayZeeJay, seek out Professors Treebark Woodchip & Mister Walruson you must, hmmm!

Learn from them you can.

M.

you love me and you know it

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

"They who would judge thee for pineapple on pizza be judged for eating the intestines of pigs in a cylindrical form. The Lord says unto thee, listen NOT to the hypocrites. In the name of liberty, The lord commandeth thee to eat thy pizza the way one wishes."-decree of god on the nature of holy pie and hotdogs.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"They who would judge thee for pineapple on pizza be judged for eating the intestines of pigs in a cylindrical form. The Lord says unto thee, listen NOT to the hypocrites. In the name of liberty, The lord commandeth thee to eat thy pizza the way one wishes."-decree of god on the nature of holy pie and hotdogs.

If one would take away the cheese and tomato-sauce, would it still be a pizza?

Wouldn't it be baked dough with some stuff on?

What makes a pizza a pizza, o wise one?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

A month ago, The Horizon was attacked, High Chancellor Adam Subtler was killed. In times of emergency such as this, we need a strong ruler, someone who will give the teirroiristais from Catsyderplandia (Yes, I bothered to read that far back.) a good lesson. If everyone is agreeable, I declare myself, the holder of the new position of High Sentinel! I promise your nations order and peace, in return for their independence. We wouldn't want the horrors to repeat themselves again.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:If one would take away the cheese and tomato-sauce, would it still be a pizza?

Wouldn't it be baked dough with some stuff on?

What makes a pizza a pizza, o wise one?

From my modest knowledge of the history of pizza, I would say...yes... And no. Both at once.

Some years ago after the trade with the Americas was booming, some poor people in Venice, I do beleive, were scavenging in the garbages of restaurants and bakeries. They took thrown-out dough, vegetables, cheese and other goods from the trash and began creating these somewhat flat pies of the thrown out materials. This of course was not very hygienic seeing as sometimes the vegetables and sausage and other thing were past freshness, if not outright ROTTEN. Let it be known that while Italy is credited with the creation of the pizza, the iconic fruit known as the tomato is not actually native to Italy. Or even to Europe, or the old world for that matter. It is native to the Americas. Pizza would not be what it is today without this American fruit. They used these materials and put them on the dough, baking it. A poor man's food. Theoretically, one could make a pizza with anything so long as there was dough formed and baked into pizza shape. One could put anything on pizza. Howeve tomato is such an iconic pizza element that a pizza without it would to some be unthinkable and utterly unrecognizable as pizza. It's all a matter of opinion really. As for cheese, it is generally pretty vital because it holds all the toppings together. But theoretically one could get some other sticky, stretchy alternative to cheese and use THAT. Of course some might call it an abomination. So concluding... Bread dough. In a pizza shape and baked. Some sauce to be at its base, if not tomato sauce. And a sticky, stretchy substance like cheese perhaps? These things plus a choice in toppings make a pizza. As for appropriate toppings, all that is simply a matter of personal preference and belittling others for their choice is foolish. Pizza is a truly international dish now. And a lot more sanitary at that. Being an international dish, it is foolish to judge others for their toppings. Just follow the basics.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

The treehuggers are trying to commend themselves.

Fellow WA assembly nations, I ask you to vote against.

I refuse to commend anyone because they spout their beliefs on nationstates.

It's their right. But not worthy of commendation.

I also refuse to commend anyone because they made their virtual nation in correspondence with those beliefs.

This is only natural. It's not worthy of commendation.

And finally I refuse to commend a regime simply because someone else likes them and what they do.

Especially if the "achievements" are as lackluster as in this case.

This, of course, does not make them worthy of commendation.

Make the WA something we can be proud of!

Vote against!

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:

*and also I am scrolling through the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos, ew. *

Ohhhhh how the mighty 'Fallen Republic' has fallen!

Make sure you wash your hands & eyeballs thoroughly before returning to our RMB, sir!

I'll say a silent prayer for the gallant brain-cells who sacrificed themselves in your bold endeavor.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Venchia wrote:Hello Folks, new one here.

After looking through the sheer amount of spam, thought this group was most like my cup of team. Hope to get know some you a little better

Cheers, CEO of Venchia

Welcome to the melee!

Grab a potato and have at it!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Truly, a plan as cunning as a fox who just has been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford.

Thank-you, Baldrick of [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], have this cunningly created, potato-flavored turnip as a token of my esteem.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:That's not the worst.

It has 2 major issues:

"No escape routes."

"It's in the middle of nowhere."

The first makes it for the suicidal.

The second makes it virtually useless.

You control a valley nobody cares about! Yay!

But I heard Leeroy Jenkins said,

"at least they had chicken!" at Helms Deep.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Elfshire wrote:you love me and you know it

Yes, yes, you may gloat . . . but did you just out yourself as Professor Treebark Woodchip?

I think you did!

So I congratulate you, sir, on your (moonlighting) position at

The University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] which is now firmly established in Spiritus Lore as the premier authority on (bad & awful!) puns and one-liners.

I'm still surprised I didn't get salaxa-slapped for the ribald use of 'punnilingus' . . . but as this is my 5th consecutive post and ban-jection is looming, I guess it's academic.

Kesmoor! Here I come!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:Thank-you, Baldrick of [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], have this cunningly created, potato-flavored turnip as a token of my esteem.

M.

Thank you Darling.

*beat*

Of Matrixulated.

Matrixulated wrote:But I heard Leeroy Jenkins said,

"at least they had chicken!" at Helms Deep.

M.

What's next...

An assault with cavalry on pikemen?

Oh wait! They did that too! In the movie!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:. . . Make the WA something we can be proud of!

Vote against!

Look at you!

You have me wrapped around your little finger!

(Negan, anybody?)

So I voted against. But because your argument is valid, not from peer-pressure or bribery.

(Although I'm susceptible to both.)

M.

Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:Yes, yes, you may gloat . . . but did you just out yourself as Professor Treebark Woodchip?

I think you did!

So I congratulate you, sir, on your (moonlighting) position at

The University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] which is now firmly established in Spiritus Lore as the premier authority on (bad & awful!) puns and one-liners.

I'm still surprised I didn't get salaxa-slapped for the ribald use of 'punnilingus' . . . but as this is my 5th consecutive post and ban-jection is looming, I guess it's academic.

Kesmoor! Here I come!

M.

now, now, my dear fir-end; you must be barking mad to think i'd ever treech at such a decrepit universi-tree. i prefer to branch out a bit (syca)more and hang out with my pointy-eared pals. so please leaf me alone >:^(

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

"What are those ridiculous footwear those women in America wear?"

"Why, I do believe they call those 'high heels' your highness"

"Leave to the Americans to have footwear that one cannot walk easily in and hurt the feet and the rest of the body."

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Elfshire wrote:now, now, my dear fir-end; you must be barking mad to think i'd ever treech at such a decrepit universi-tree. i prefer to branch out a bit (syca)more and hang out with my pointy-eared pals. so please leaf me alone >:^(

It just became crystal-clear to me why 'Professor Treebark Woodchip' would desire/require an alias!

The gig is up, stumpy!

Turn yourself in now, you barking-mad sap! . . . beforest we call in the 'heavy-wood' and set Mister Walruson loose to punnel you into pulp.

Don't be a deadwood!

Those walrus tusks could do terrible damage to wood and woodland folk . . . kinda like a really, really, big-boned, overly blubbered-over-compacted-fat-bodied beaver . . . I would imagine. (???)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"What are those ridiculous footwear those women in America wear?"

"Why, I do believe they call those 'high heels' your highness"

"Leave to the Americans to have footwear that one cannot walk easily in and hurt the feet and the rest of the body."

O_o

Just . . . why?

What could possibly be the point of such anti-American hate-bait?

Oh well, after an all-too-brief flirtation with a second-chance at engagement, I'm forced right-back to ignoring each and every RMB post from [nation=short]ah-eh-ioh-uh[/nation].

M.

Legendus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

"That fool Flora cast a spell and put everyone in the castle into a deep slumber"-Maleficent, birth by sleep.

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"What are those ridiculous footwear those women in America wear?"

"Why, I do believe they call those 'high heels' your highness"

"Leave to the Americans to have footwear that one cannot walk easily in and hurt the feet and the rest of the body."

Americans and the rest of the world. High Heels can be traced all the way back to Ancient Egypt, and it was Catherine de Medici who first used them as a fashion statement.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Asmovia wrote:Americans and the rest of the world. High Heels can be traced all the way back to Ancient Egypt, and it was Catherine de Medici who first used them as a fashion statement.

"Ay what a horrid idea. And the fact that thee cultures also often wear long dresses to accompany the heels sounds like a safety disaster waiting to happen. If she steps on her own dress many horrors can occur. Best case scenario she rips her clothes a little. Worst case she trips and hurts herself or others."

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

** Blessed be those of ye who celebrate 'Palm Sunday.'

Although I'm not among the Faithful, this heathen's heart aches for the 'Coptic Christians' in Egypt and around the world tonight.

The tragedy that befell worshippers today, while at prayer in their place of worship at the hands of religious extremists, was a heinous and horrific act beyond words!

My heart breaks for the victims and their families, and my soul sheds a tear.

I hope your Faith strengthens you and love comforts you, and may your God watch over you all. **

M.

Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Asmovia wrote:Americans and the rest of the world. High Heels can be traced all the way back to Ancient Egypt, and it was Catherine de Medici who first used them as a fashion statement.

And who says the Spiritus RMB is all about potatoes, dragons, bad puns, fat walrus jokes, and drivel?

That's real-deal History Channel-level cultural shît!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

"Who now has the strength to challenge the combined powers of the armies of Sauron, and Saruman?"

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:And who says the Spiritus RMB is all about potatoes, dragons, bad puns, fat walrus jokes, and drivel?

That's real-deal History Channel-level cultural shît!

M.

You are the only one who makes "fat walrus jokes".

They are not even jokes.

They are just insults.

Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:You are the only one who makes "fat walrus jokes".

They are not even jokes.

They are just insults.

I know. I've been feeding you a steady diet of body-shaming jibes. I'm going to cut back, I promise! and focus on your bad 'puns' and often worse 'one-liner' jokes.

I've been promoting the heck out of the University of [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] as the premier seat of learning in Spiritus.

It is not my intention to offend, Mister Walruson, but just to engage with you in an active, stimulating banter!

Are we good to go, Professor Walruson?

M.

* Please accept my apologies if I upset you, Itro. I know you were buddies with Culveria and took his departure quite hard. I wasn't trying to kick you when you were 'down' but just the opposite, and my efforts were perhaps, a little ham-fisted. Sorry, pal. *

Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:You are the only one who makes "fat walrus jokes".

They are not even jokes.

They are just insults.

And your ties to a certain spammer who I shall not name, is a direct insult to decency.

Matrixulated

I need new glasses, for a second I thought my influence read ni**er

Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens

Matrixulated wrote:And who says the Spiritus RMB is all about potatoes, dragons, bad puns, fat walrus jokes, and drivel?

That's real-deal History Channel-level cultural shît!

M.

Didn't that channel decay to appeal to the lowest common denominator?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

"If you can be my bodyguard, then I can be your long lost pal"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Consigahria wrote:

P.M. Davis XII: There's a coffee machine over there. *points to a corner of the room, the wrong corner*

CS translator: She said, "Please be quiet. I'm trying to rest." We apologize for that.

P.M. Davis XII: *clears throat* No, she said, "Shut the hell up. I'm trying to sleep." There's a difference. Be accurate. Apologize for that.

CS translator: ...Yes, sir. Sorry, sirs.

(clipped)

I love that omg 😂

Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes.

1. Buy "Dear John", a movie no one should ever watch.

2. Watch it.

3. Drown in your apathy.

4. Fall asleep.

Thank you for the good advice 😂

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic

Wakey wakey everyone! It's another fabulous day in Wellington wells, the weather is only slightly spammy with streaks of lovely sunshine.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

YO!

[nation=short]SALAXALANS[/nation]!

THE POLL I SUGGESTED!

*puts Itrosomae propaganda everywhere*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Itrosomia wrote:I gots a poll idea!

Where will you set up your secret base?

On an island

On a potato farm

In a separate dimension

Nowhere

Underground

Chick-Fil-A

In a cave(like batman)

Wall street

On the internet

On a space station

In a fortress

In a secret ninja hideout

etc. if you have more ideas

Dis one!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Itrosomia wrote:...

Triplepost? Again?

*attempts to demolish nearby wall with my head*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Parron Republic wrote:Triplepost? Again?

*attempts to demolish nearby wall with my head*

There.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Parron Republic wrote:Triplepost? Again?

*attempts to demolish nearby wall with my head*

Hey! Stop that!

You might hurt the wall.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Post self-deleted by Nationhelper.

Nationhelper wrote:Hey if we make a poll about poles, and to help encourage it we all get together to poll about it at a polling station. Would it be a poll about polls involving poles at a polling station?

Everybody broadcast this to two regions and the whole world will know soon...

So. Many. Polls. And. Poles.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Post self-deleted by Nationhelper.

Nationhelper wrote:Hey if we make a poll about poles, and to help encourage it we all get together to poll about it at a polling station. Would it be a poll about polls involving poles at a polling station?

Everybody broadcast this to two regions and the whole world will know soon...

*turns around and repeatedly slams his face into the ground*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia

Nationhelper wrote:Hey if we make a poll about poles, and to help encourage it we all get together to poll about it at a polling station. Would it be a poll about polls involving poles at a polling station?

Everybody broadcast this to two regions and the whole world will know soon...

What if the polling station was at the North Pole?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Itrosomia wrote:What if the polling station was at the North Pole?

Why the hemispherical bias? - Why not the South Pole?!

Matrixulated

Auztraalia wrote:Why the hemispherical bias? - Why not the South Pole?!

Walrusses live in the north, not the south.

Also, the penguins are on a vacation to the North Pole.

Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas, Auztraalia

Sitting here waiting for something to happen like

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤧😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *taco break* 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *sees what parrona wrote* 😤😤😤😐😐😐😐😐

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Sitting here waiting for something to happen like

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤧😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *taco break* 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *sees what parrona wrote* 😤😤😤😐😐😐😐😐

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY

Matrixulated

POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:What if the polling station was at the North Pole?

Good idea...

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Sitting here waiting for something to happen like

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤧😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *taco break* 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 *sees what parrona wrote* 😤😤😤😐😐😐😐😐

You could always join the Discord, more stuff happens there. Not constantly mind you but still :P

Matrixulated

Wow...

[nation=short]the_jedi-zombi_jezus[/nation]

You have a lot of posts to read through.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Yes, and several times over - My puppets read them first, then I do so aswell, at some later point...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

On another note:

Minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, tabloids coo over Jezus Christ's expected child.

Again?! - I remember the fuss the last time!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:It just became crystal-clear to me why 'Professor Treebark Woodchip' would desire/require an alias!

The gig is up, stumpy!

Turn yourself in now, you barking-mad sap! . . . beforest we call in the 'heavy-wood' and set Mister Walruson loose to punnel you into pulp.

Don't be a deadwood!

Those walrus tusks could do terrible damage to wood and woodland folk . . . kinda like a really, really, big-boned, overly blubbered-over-compacted-fat-bodied beaver . . . I would imagine. (???)

M.

hey hey hey there let's settle for a spruce (truce)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia

HOLY TUNA!

I just found punpedia!

Time to try them out!

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Elfshire wrote:hey hey hey there let's settle for a spruce (truce)

That pun was oakay.

In this pun competition vic-tree will be mine!

Thes puns are elementree.

Well, time to log off.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

They, promised us security, we accepted without asking for the price, but it is obvious we paid with our freedoms! They promised us an election, I ask you, did. we. get one? No!

Every day, a new law is passed, to curb OUR freedom, this is no longer a democracy, we must act, we must take action, before we become the slaves of our government.

The people should not fear the government, instead, the government should fear the people, us! WE are the ones who placed THEM in power, and we will take it away, The time has come to right. our wrongs.

We, are the foundation of this nation, they, the government, needs us, fellow comrades, rise against the oppressive bourgeoisie, rise in revolution, we will show them, that the people can never be bound!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh

Elfshire wrote:hey hey hey there let's settle for a spruce (truce)

Itrosomia wrote:That pun was oakay.

In this pun competition vic-tree will be mine!

Thes puns are elementree.

Well, time to log off.

Yeesh. I love puns as much as the next person, but even this pun war is getting a tad excessive for me.

Yew guys need to cut it out.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia, Deusaetherius, Auztraalia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:On another note:

Minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, tabloids coo over Jezus Christ's expected child.

Again?! - I remember the fuss the last time!

Ah, children...

You try your best to raise them, but somewhere along the way everything falls apart. In this case even the child.

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Prunasia, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:Ah, children...

You try your best to raise them, but somewhere along the way everything falls apart. In this case even the child.

Honestly same

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:On another note:

Minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, tabloids coo over Jezus Christ's expected child.

Again?! - I remember the fuss the last time!

Hey at least you don't have

Following new legislation in Itrosomia, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia

Legendus wrote:Yeesh. I love puns as much as the next person, but even this pun war is getting a tad excessive for me.

Yew guys need to cut it out.

That pun war was pun-derful!

I won it with one swift pun-ch

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Anybody online?

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Itrosomia wrote:Anybody online?

Sir, what is this online of which you speak? - Are you implying that everything we sense here in the nations, regions, and world around us is nought but electrical stimuli provided to a disconnected brain, and/or body, that lives out it's life in another reality of which we are unaware, and to which we are nought but the stuff of imagination, created in an artificial simulation and facsimile of a higher, true reality?!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Auztraalia

Great British Federation wrote:Sir, what is this online of which you speak? - Are you implying that everything we sense here in the nations, regions, and world around us is nought but electrical stimuli provided to a disconnected brain, and/or body, that lives out it's life in another reality of which we are unaware, and to which we are nought but the stuff of imagination, created in an artificial simulation and facsimile of a higher, true reality?!

My random fluctuations in the space-time continuum! Do you realise what this means!

Do you realise what you have unleashed?!

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is going to be so smug and insufferable. Because YOU HAD TO STROKE HIS HUMONGOUS EGO!

Was that really necessary?

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Alekseandrea wrote:My random fluctuations in the space-time continuum! Do you realise what this means!

Do you realise what you have unleashed?!

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is going to be so smug and insufferable. Because YOU HAD TO STROKE HIS HUMONGOUS EGO!

Was that really necessary?

That is matrixulateds puppet.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Hey at least you don't have

Following new legislation in Itrosomia, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.

I have had that legislation in the past.

Alekseandrea wrote:My random fluctuations in the space-time continuum! Do you realise what this means!

Do you realise what you have unleashed?!

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is going to be so smug and insufferable. Because YOU HAD TO STROKE HIS HUMONGOUS EGO!

Was that really necessary?

Not necessary, but an evitable consequence of what passed before...
Itrosomia wrote:That is matrixulateds puppet.

Actually, it's one of mine... 😎

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Person insulting a Spiritan: "You look like a potato"

Spiritan reaction: *Blushes* "Th-thank you"

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Alekseandrea wrote:My random fluctuations in the space-time continuum! Do you realise what this means!

Do you realise what you have unleashed?!

[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] is going to be so smug and insufferable. Because YOU HAD TO STROKE HIS HUMONGOUS EGO!

Was that really necessary?

The size of my egg has nothing to do with you! Nor whom might be stroking it!

M.

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Itrosomia wrote:HOLY TUNA!

I just found punpedia!

Time to try them out!

Holy Hell on Earth, Fatman!

Err, I meant, 'Batman' . . .

If Professor Walruson gets back to his secret laboratory at the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] with full-access to 'PUNPEDIA!' . . . it could be curtains for all of us!

We're talking Biblical proportions of RMB damage!

It'll be Punageddon!

Who can stop this tusked-villain?

M.

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Great British Federation wrote:Sir, what is this online of which you speak? - Are you implying that everything we sense here in the nations, regions, and world around us is nought but electrical stimuli provided to a disconnected brain, and/or body, that lives out it's life in another reality of which we are unaware, and to which we are nought but the stuff of imagination, created in an artificial simulation and facsimile of a higher, true reality?!

A True Believer.

Carry on.

Nothing to see here.

Go back to sleeeeeeppp . . .

M.

Great British Federation, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:Holy Hell on Earth, Fatman!

Err, I meant, 'Batman' . . .

If Professor Walruson gets back to his secret laboratory at the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] with full-access to 'PUNPEDIA!' . . . it could be curtains for all of us!

We're talking Biblical proportions of RMB damage!

It'll be Punageddon!

Who can stop this tusked-villain?

M.

Well, I am a great hulk of a man, that you won't want to see angry, and that also displays a tendency to turn green...

Then again, I am also a God of an otherworldly realm!

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Matrixulated wrote:Holy Hell on Earth, Fatman!

Err, I meant, 'Batman' . . .

If Professor Walruson gets back to his secret laboratory at the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] with full-access to 'PUNPEDIA!' . . . it could be curtains for all of us!

We're talking Biblical proportions of RMB damage!

It'll be Punageddon!

Who can stop this tusked-villain?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Well, I am a great hulk of a man, that you won't want to see angry, and that also displays a tendency to turn green...

Then again, I am also a God of an otherworldly realm!

...and I am home to a number of billionaires with a predisposition to seeking justice!

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Great British Federation wrote:...and I am home to a number of billionaires with a predisposition to seeking justice!

Whilst, this nation is a realm that follows the beliefs of "Forn Siðr", and thus in theory is under the protection of Asgardians...

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The Dark Norse wrote:Whilst, this nation is a realm that follows the beliefs of "Forn Siðr", and thus in theory is under the protection of Asgardians...

Our national religion is "Lex Lutheranism", whilst any Supermen are strangely missing...

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The Nether Regions wrote:Our national religion is "Lex Lutheranism", whilst any Supermen are strangely missing...

Here in the [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation], we are overrun by genetically-enhanced supermen, semi-autonomous robot armies, and iron-strong men in biomechanical suits...

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Here in the [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation], we are overrun by genetically-enhanced supermen, semi-autonomous robot armies, and iron-strong men in biomechanical suits...

Here in [nation=short]Eastazia[/nation], armies of ninja warriors roam the countryside, and well-trained agents are everywhere, but ever out-of-sight, that is until it's too late...

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Here in the [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation], we are overrun by genetically-enhanced supermen, semi-autonomous robot armies, and iron-strong men in biomechanical suits...

Eastazia wrote:Here in [nation=short]Eastazia[/nation], armies of ninja warriors roam the countryside, and well-trained agents are everywhere, but ever out-of-sight, that is until it's too late...

Sounds like you two need a little Murican Freedom!!

How the hell the our pig-faced, sh¡t-for-brains, perma-tanned orange Cheeto-in-Chief will deliver this remains to be seen...

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Eastazia wrote:Here in [nation=short]Eastazia[/nation], armies of ninja warriors roam the countryside, and well-trained agents are everywhere, but ever out-of-sight, that is until it's too late...

Here in [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation], we have walrusses that are intellectually, mechanically, and magically advanced.

I doubt most of you could could beat even a younger one in a fight.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Auztraalia

Matrixulated wrote:Holy Hell on Earth, Fatman!

Err, I meant, 'Batman' . . .

If Professor Walruson gets back to his secret laboratory at the University of [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] with full-access to 'PUNPEDIA!' . . . it could be curtains for all of us!

We're talking Biblical proportions of RMB damage!

It'll be Punageddon!

Who can stop this tusked-villain?

M.

I already did that.

I am currently extracting the best and worst puns.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:Here in [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation], we have walrusses that are intellectually, mechanically, and magically advanced.

I doubt most of you could could beat even a younger one in a fight.

I have narwhals. :)

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Well, I am a great hulk of a man, that you won't want to see angry, and that also displays a tendency to turn green...

Then again, I am also a God of an otherworldly realm!

That's one . . .

Great British Federation wrote:...and I am home to a number of billionaires with a predisposition to seeking justice!

That's two . . .

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My nation is merely home to all the deadliest creatures that exist on this planet(?), and the ghost of Steve Irwin...

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Statens wrote:I have narwhals. :)

And that's three!

[nation=short]the_jedi-zombi_jezus[/nation]

[nation=short]great_british_federation[/nation]

[nation=short]statens[/nation]

We might have enough to stop Mister Walruson before it's too . . .

Itrosomia wrote:I already did that.

I am currently extracting the best and worst puns.

. . . late!

M.

Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

Post by Defense Recruiter suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Defense Recruiter

Please join https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=803235. It is a new defense organization. You don't have to be in the region to be a soldier or lieutenant. Of course, you can be in Spear Danes and The Holy Legion..... Telegram [nation=Monkeyss] if you want to join.....

Auztraalia wrote:My nation is merely home to all the deadliest creatures that exist on this planet(?), and the ghost of Steve Irwin...

This might be a stab in the dark, but the ghost of Steve Irwin is kinda pointless. Throw him back in the pirate chest and give us something with a barb on it.

Oh no's! I'm infected! It's a PUNDEMIC!

Its begun! Pundemonium on the RMB!

M.

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Statens wrote:I have narwhals. :)

"I have......" *pauses and turns around*

*yells* "What do we have again?"

*someone yells back*

*yells again* "What? We have putrid platypuses?"

*someone yells back*

*yells back* "We have....vagabond baboons from the stock market? What?"

*someone yells back*

*listens* "Oh, ok. Thanks."

*turns back and faces audience again* "I am pleased to announce that we have beluga whales."

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

Matrixulated wrote:This might be a stab in the dark, but the ghost of Steve Irwin is kinda pointless. Throw him back in the pirate chest and give us something with a barb on it.

Oh no's! I'm infected! It's a PUNDEMIC!

Its begun! Pundemonium on the RMB!

M.

I guess you're raPUNzel now.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:I guess you're raPUNzel now.

RaPUNzel, let down your hair!

Let down your hair!

Turn around and yell again,

Could they have an Orca back there?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Matrixulated wrote:And that's three!

[nation=short]the_jedi-zombi_jezus[/nation]

[nation=short]great_british_federation[/nation]

[nation=short]statens[/nation]

We might have enough to stop Mister Walruson before it's too . . .

. . . late!

M.

We have Icebreakers, tachyon lances, and numerous clubs, will that help?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:RaPUNzel, let down your hair!

Let down your hair!

Turn around and yell again,

Could they have an Orca back there?

M.

Nah, but we do have octopussies. Half octopus, half cat. Behold, the octopussies!

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Matrixulated wrote:This might be a stab in the dark, but the ghost of Steve Irwin is kinda pointless. Throw him back in the pirate chest and give us something with a barb on it.

Oh no's! I'm infected! It's a PUNDEMIC!

Its begun! Pundemonium on the RMB!

M.

Quick, isolate the virus and delete it.

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The Parron Republic wrote:Quick, isolate the virus and delete it.

It's gone viral.

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Hi

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Athemia wrote:Hi

Hello! How are you?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Hello! How are you?

Good I'm just returning to nationstates for a bit

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Coolio. Hey, I like your flag. It's neat.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Coolio. Hey, I like your flag. It's neat.

Thanks, I should work on my factbook some.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

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