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Region: Spiritus
A guy has to make a living somehow.
A lot of work for the ramblings of a madman.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*spinkicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] in the face*
That will be $120000 in hospital bills and therapy sessions.
Faulknation
oh well. ask me to pay the 35th day of the 13th month
Faulknation
You shall pay on Tuesday januacember 35th.
yup just tell me when that day is here
You shall get a call from my lawyer. My lawyer is a giant racist and does not like dragons. He may appear that he uses logic, but he just really doesn't like dragons. I'm kind of embarrassed to behind friend.
Im back
cool now i can stop paying attention to [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]. he concerns me sometimes
That's racist.
TRIGGERED
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
tell that to your lawyer. he told me to say that.
but thats none of my business. hey kid what do you want to do now?
My lower would never talk to, what he calls "dem dargns."
Faulknation
Hello Neighbours. im the newly formed nation of obradina
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
whats your outtake on potatoes?
Republic Of Obradina
Im a slavic nation and im socialist?, I LOVE POTATOES
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Soon i will get a new flag
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
nope. im getting my favorites and hopefully leaving. no more potatoes. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation], [nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] can we please go to this other region that looks very promising?
Verttinton
theyll accept us quite easily i think
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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Verttinton
How do you make these union things?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
make whats?
this group were in. whats it called (i mean the term for it not the group name)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
this group were in. whats it called (i mean the term for it not the group name)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My new flag is complete!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How can I help?
Verttinton
Get out where?
Alekseandrea
...huh?
Anyway hello new people. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Get out of the region? If that is what you want, you must go to the region you want to move you must go to the region you want to move into, then you have to find the "move [nation] to [region]" button and then click it.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We could..but what region? *frowns*
To the Great Peoples of the Region of Spiritus:
I, King Jacob of America, Ruler of the Republic of Provinces of the Kingdom of Jacobia, make a most especial announcement. I have been called to serve as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for two years in the country of Peru and its people. In this I will preach, teach, and administer to the people of Lima and strive to bring them closer to their Heavenly Father. That being said, as I will not be able to maintain my kingdom and so shall I dissolve our government or turn it to the people; either way I will be unable to have hold upon my kingdom. But I wish all the nations of the region of Spiritus, our allies and friends, a greater measure of fortune, peace, and and industry. May God bless you all.
-From the Desk of the Sovereign of Jacobia,
Jacob of America
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People
I wish you good luck and good tidings on your travels [nation=short]kingdom of jacobia[/nation]. It's a shame that a nation that has lasted for so long to dissolve, even for a good cause. Anyway, I hope you stay safe in Peru and merry Christmas if you aren't around here by then.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People
[nation=short]kingdom of jacobia[/nation] You will be missed. Safe travels.
The Salaxalans, Kingdom Of Jacobia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People
Keep us in your heart, as we shall keep you in ours. Be sure to keep this site bookmarked for when you come back, as I know for a fact that you will come back. Happy trails to you, and keep smiling until then.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Old Colbycountry
Hewwo..?
I will kill every potato I see, "brother".
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This is a dark day for the English language.
No capital letters, the use of "im" and claiming there are regions that are equally promising as Spiritus.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
* moons [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] !! *
Heathen!
Savage!
Potato-Killer!
[nation=short]Parrona[/nation] you just crossed a line in the starch!
You have just declared war on potato-lovers & potato-kind throughout Spiritus....and beyond!
(That's means you, space-bro [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!)
Once more unto the breach, dear Spuds!
To arms!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Get the Unbidden, they can feast................on potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Who?
The Prethoryn Scourge will happily feast on potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Only 259 potentially dead brain cells waiting in my RMB queue.
Frakk that!
I hope I didn't miss anything important.
So, other than. . .
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s schizo Dragon-God shenanigans,
[nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation]'s emo thing,
[nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]'s crazy & chaotic arm-waving,
[nation=short]Parrona[/nation]'s potato-hating,
[nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly Spud[/nation]'s neurotic, drama-queen crusade,
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]'s scathing acerbic witticisms,
and the 'Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!'-esque return of [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation]
. . . is everything under your evil alien overlord manipulative control, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] ?
Go on.
Press that button!
I dare ya!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
no it's not as promising as spiritus it's much more promising then spiritus
sorry i was gone for a bit. im not saying it out loud in case some try to follow me just to torment me
No region is as good as spiritus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
TIME TO KILL!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
yeah. every region is better though.
Oh lordy, there's a war now? *sighs*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I will create the Comitee of Neutral Nations (CNN) XD
Who wants to join,just say.
Matrixulated
Every other region is awful compared to spiritus. I spent some time jumping around the world from region to region, other regions were so boring.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
i found a new one that is very nice
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation], [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is right. I've been here for like a day and honestly it's pretty awesome here. Leave if you want, but just know that you'll be missing out on all of the craziness and silliness that happens here.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
i will corrupt this new region with my own craziness. and chaos. and everything will be awesome and perfect. best of all. no potatoes
I want a sane region,please.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
well no potato lovers
Transmission from Parrona
Death to all the sentient potatoes!
Transmission from the Unbidden
Feeding grounds reached......................prey bountiful.........................at long last.............We shall feast..............
Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge
Hak! Hak! Hak!
Transmission from the Intergalactic Caravan
Enough potatoes to last a crossing.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
As you wish...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Transmission from Audriany
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Matrixulated
then go make your own. you will find none to join you though. possibly a couple. but not likely. i hope [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] will come with me as well. maybe i can get the region to have me as there god. thatd be nice
Transmission from Parrona
Stay...........We shall humiliate the potatoes.
Matrixulated
*eyes spark with an idea* i have a better idea. and inter-regional war!
You're most likely lying.
the power i could reap from that. we just have to make sure we protect the ones that dont like to fight
but we'd have to move before we start
Thank you. This region is the best.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
DO NOT START DOING THAT BULLSH#T AGAIN!!!!
Transmission from Parrona
Parrona officially embargoes Russinadia
You can't have it.
I'm pretty sure you are the craziest person in this region, even more so than [nation=short]russinadia[/nation].
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
dont alter peoples sentences
Did we ever have trade to begin with? I don't think we ever traded anything, unless you want Russinadian silk scarves. Everyone wants Russinadian silk scarves.
This time the council of 12 will intervene.
We will not be steamrolled again!
Only twelve? My council has at least 67.
Matrixulated
I take pride in my imagination.
Matrixulated
12................interdimensional nations!
Matrixulated
But you are fighting against for a sane region. Creativity is what makes this region stay alive.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Heard of blockades?
Planetary bombardment for all the sentient potatoes!
Blockades and embargoes are different things. Blockades keep a nation from trading and an embargo is just not trading with a nation.
Orbital Defence Matrix activated
Activating anti-weapon satellites
Anti-Interstellar Ship MAC cannons activated
cannons ready to fire at atmospheric invaders
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Too early, fleet redirected.
Interdimensional portal《~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~information quarantine~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~》
The Salaxalans
Depth charges and anti-ship mines placed outside Russinadian ports
No Parrona ships can get into the ports
security system activated: the mines will move for all Russinadian ships
AA-guns activated around Russinadian airports
Guns ready to fire at any unidentified aircraft
Matrixulated
This is what I call unprepared.
Not prepared for interdimensional invaders, are you?
The defense matrix and cannons are there so you cannot get to the planet. Redirect all you want.
Activating anti-fighter drones
drones ready to take down any and all Parrona fighter ships
Bombers on standby
infantry and tanks placed on standby around key economic placements
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm not at war with you, I am just defending my international interests.
Matrixulated
Get ready for the Horde from the Void, potato................
Quantum shielding in place
time and space are distorted around planet Potatogion, keeping any interdimentional attackers from appearing behind the defenses
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm going to sit at the side and let you be invaded by the Unbidden.
Wait till they come..........
all anti-infantry guns activated
anti-infantry drones activated
warp-drive activated
ready to make an escape at any time
Matrixulated
Why are you sending them upon me. I made no moves against you, the war was caused by you wanting to suppress freedoms.
the armies of the black mountains standby for and unbidden invaders
the unbidden must make it through the mountains in all sides of Russinadia in order to get in
Matrixulated
Warp? What a joke.
Anti-infantry? They come from the Void.
Nah, they are starving.................let them eat all the potatoes.
The warp drive can send me into an area of non-reality. Every time someone uses this kind of warpdrive, a closed off dimension is created. No one can enter the dimension and when the creator leaves, the dimension is destroyed. The dimension is in an area where no living, dead, or anything in between.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Who are starving, the unbidden or Russinadians? Anyone who asks can have potatoes, we will make more. The unbidden can have potatoes, even all the potatoes. Russinadia does not only make potatoes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
They want to invade entire nations, to feast upon any, living thing in said nation.
The Void is roughly the same.
We shall fest on them back. Unbidden flesh sounds pretty delicious.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The void is a different dimension though.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Things haven't changed a bit
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.