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Meanwhile here in old Blighty, in the 21st Century, we use Centigrade/Celsius, and it is a mild 10°c outside, but my cup of Earl Grey is 85°c, and in my oven I am currently toasting some buns; at 150°c - [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation] is helping, by serving them to me when they are ready...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Meanwhile here in old Blighty, in the 21st Century, we use Centigrade/Celsius, and it is a mild 10°c outside, but my cup of Earl Grey is 85°c, and in my oven I am currently toasting some buns; at 150°c - [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation] is helping, by serving them to me when they are ready...

You not from America, right?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:You not from America, right?

Nope

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Meanwhile here in old Blighty, in the 21st Century, we use Centigrade/Celsius, and it is a mild 10°c outside, but my cup of Earl Grey is 85°c, and in my oven I am currently toasting some buns; at 150°c - [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation] is helping, by serving them to me when they are ready...

Water boils at 100°C.

The Americans will disagree with this, but the rest of the world will agree.

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Parrona wrote:You not from America, right?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Nope

The Administrator of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is British...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Nope

I lost faith in America...

If only The Empire could strike back...

For queen and country!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Water boils at 100°C.

The Americans will disagree with this, but the rest of the world will agree.

Yes, water, at sea level, and under normal air pressure conditions, boils at 100°c - My cup of Earl Grey is not boiling, it is (or was) at 85°c (last I checked) - Infact if you knew anything about making tea, you'd know that whilst you boil water to make tea, you don't add actually boiling water to tea leaves, if you wish to get the best flavour out of them...

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Parrona wrote:I lost faith in America...

If only The Empire could strike back...

For queen and country!

Make America British Again?! - Yeah, I heard that one before - Not sure it would work out so well for anyone...

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Make America British Again?! - Yeah, I heard that one before - Not sure it would work out so well for anyone...

If...

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

We already had this platoon of stormtroopers marching around London yesterday...

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/rogue-one-stormtroopers-march-london-star-wars-video-watch-a7477881.html

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Antarctica IS colder....................

you...............never mind, continue dreaming..............

Still neutral on the China or America issue.

If you saw the temperature for Antarctica yesterday, you would have seen that it was warmer than northern Indiana.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

It's 2°F here.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:I lost faith in America...

If only The Empire could strike back...

For queen and country!

Didn't Singapore become independent from the queen practically the same way, just not as spectacular, as America did?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Didn't Singapore become independent from the queen practically the same way, just not as spectacular, as America did?

No.........We are more peaceful............you Americans fight your way out............We asked for independence......................"spectacular".........what a joke.

Long live the Commonwealth!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

We should actually measure the temperature in Kelvin.

Then the world would be a more positive place.

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Parrona wrote:No.........We are more peaceful............you Americans fight your way out............We asked for independence......................"spectacular".........what a joke.

Long live the Commonwealth!

You were expelled from the federation 2 years after you joined. Signatory didn't even want independence. You were expelled because China thought of Singapore as money parasites. You may have been peaceful, but you didn't want to leave, you were forced. Singapore was like a 30 year old living with his parents and then was forced to get a job and buy a house.

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Alekseandrea wrote:We should actually measure the temperature in Kelvin.

Then the world would be a more positive place.

Why?! - Because Water boils at 373° Kelvin, your body temperature (if healthy) is 310°k, a nice Summers day would be between 294°k and 304°k, Water freezes at 273°k, Deep Space is 2.7°k, and EVERYTHING freezes at 0°k?!?!

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Why?! - Because Water boils at 373° Kelvin, your body temperature (if healthy) is 310°k, a nice Summers day would be between 294°k and 304°k, Water freezes at 273°k, Deep Space is 2.7°k, and EVERYTHING freezes at 0°k?!?!

Actually 0°k is when something has no thermal energy

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Itrosomia wrote:Actually 0°k is when something has no thermal energy

Also known as,EVERYTHING FREEZES. Even the very atoms, maybe even the very strings of reality.

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Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Russinadia wrote:Also known as,EVERYTHING FREEZES. Even the very atoms, maybe even the very strings of reality.

People argue: if nothing can happen at 0°k; if there is no energy and no force that can effect causation, does time really pass?! **Becomes philosophical**

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Why?! - Because Water boils at 373° Kelvin, your body temperature (if healthy) is 310°k, a nice Summers day would be between 294°k and 304°k, Water freezes at 273°k, Deep Space is 2.7°k, and EVERYTHING freezes at 0°k?!?!

...

Never explain one of my jokes again.

It should not be done.

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Alekseandrea wrote:...

Never explain one of my jokes again.

It should not be done.

You consider THAT a joke?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:People argue: if nothing can happen at 0°k; if there is no energy and no force that can effect causation, does time really pass?! **Becomes philosophical**

No one has ever achieved apsolute zero, maybe because we as mortals cannot leave time and so we cannot achieve 0° K. Maybe only a fourth dimensional being is capable of achieving apsolute zero, maybe a fourth dimensional being like a Jedi-zombi JezusÂ

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou

you want to see a joke? Look at Russinada's economy!

*BURN*

Get toasted!!!🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Isn't my economy better than your's?

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Itrosomia wrote:you want to see a joke? Look at Russinada's economy!

*BURN*

Get toasted!!!������������

Heyyyy! Not fair!!

It's a work in progress.

Go Russi! Go Russi! Go Russi!

Huzzah

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But I have an all-consuming economyÂ

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If we're hounding any economy, it should be mine.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tis true.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Mrglglglgland wrote:If we're hounding any economy, it should be mine.

Yep. The Murloc economy is pitifully weak.

391st in Spiritus.

19.56 power rating.

Yeah, I'm sending a gift basket.

Huzzah

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Mrglglglgland wrote:If we're hounding any economy, it should be mine.

XD Mines pretty crappy too!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland

Do you mean your economy or his mining industry?

Milaou wrote:XD Mines pretty crappy too!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Uh oh it's the grammar police! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

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🚨

🚓

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Itrosomia wrote:Do you mean your economy or his mining industry?

Both mining and our economies are pretty bad. But no I meant Economy. My laptop autocorrected mineis (I missed a space) to mines.

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My economy SUCKS

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If you want to hassle someone's economy, pick me

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

This place goes from berserk, to scientific, to philosophical, to economic in little to no time.  Arguably the best RMB in NS.

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And then it goes silent for a good few hours.

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Russinadia wrote:And then it goes silent for a good few hours.

Oh no you don't!

Regional Poll • Have you listened to Ringo Starr's Christmas album?

What is this balderdash?

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!! Explain yourself!

Where is our potato option?

You will suffer for this egregious miscarriage of poll etiquette!

Huzzah!

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Matrixulated wrote:[I]O_o[/I]

I can't ignore that RMB-bait . . .

I just can't . . . No . . . Pleasssss....

[I]* THUD !!! *[/I]

[I]* evil laughter echoes through the RMB *[/I]

Hah Hahhhh!

But who did that?

Who's evil laughter was that?

Was it Big Boss Salax, or JayZeeJay perhaps, or somebody else?

Whomever it was, I thank-you for shutting down that gasbag!

Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Oh no you don't!

Regional Poll • Have you listened to Ringo Starr's Christmas album?

What is this balderdash?

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!! Explain yourself!

Where is our potato option?

You will suffer for this egregious miscarriage of poll etiquette!

Huzzah!

RIOTS IN THE STREETS OF SPIRITUS! THE PEOPLE CHANTING,"GIVE US POTATO POLL! GIVE US POTATO POLL!" Stores are being broken into, cars are being wrecked. Police are lined up in a phalanx with riot shields while shooting tear gas into the crowd. The people are throwing anything that isn't bolted down at the police. Armored vehicles with high power mounted wanted canons begin spraying into the crowd, blowing people back. Suddenly, the police pull shotguns from their backs and point them at the crowd from in between their shield.

"Don't run!" A brave man yells. "They're just shooting beanbags, they cannot kill you!" He runs at the police to attack. The police open fire; blood everywhere. The man was brave into death, laying in a pool of his own blood. Other rioters lay around him. The phalanx marches forwards and continues to open fire. The massacre was swift and efficient. There is a shadowy man standing on a balcony behind the wall of policemen, the man is salaxalans. He chuckles, he was the one who ordered the slaughter. All this over a poll.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

THE SEMESTER IS OVER THE SEMESTER IS OVER I CAN BE A PERSON AGAIN!

For like three days because this is grad school

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I still have a couple days of finals before the end of the semester. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*collapses*

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Russinadia wrote:I still have a couple days of finals before the end of the semester. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*collapses*

Is u in grad school homie?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

STOP SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:RIOTS IN THE STREETS OF SPIRITUS! THE PEOPLE CHANTING,"GIVE US POTATO POLL! GIVE US POTATO POLL!" Stores are being broken into, cars are being wrecked. Police are lined up in a phalanx with riot shields while shooting tear gas into the crowd. The people are throwing anything that isn't bolted down at the police. Armored vehicles with high power mounted wanted canons begin spraying into the crowd, blowing people back. Suddenly, the police pull shotguns from their backs and point them at the crowd from in between their shield.

"Don't run!" A brave man yells. "They're just shooting beanbags, they cannot kill you!" He runs at the police to attack. The police open fire; blood everywhere. The man was brave into death, laying in a pool of his own blood. Other rioters lay around him. The phalanx marches forwards and continues to open fire. The massacre was swift and efficient. There is a shadowy man standing on a balcony behind the wall of policemen, the man is salaxalans. He chuckles, he was the one who ordered the slaughter. All this over a poll.

*[nation=short]the_botched_pejazzle_of_the_studly_spud[/nation] is dragged inside [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] office. He's cuffed.*

"Welcome, young Spud, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those," Salaxalans spoke, "Guards, leave us. I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master."

"You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate," came Spuds studly retort.

"Oh no, my young vegetable. You will find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things," answered Salaxalans unfazed.

A third figure, presumably Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate stepped forward. "His *censored*." He handed it to Salaxalans.

"Ah, yes, a vegetable's weapon, much like your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's. By now you must know that your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate can never be turned from the potato-less side. So will it be with you," stated Salaxalans.

"You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead, and you with me," said Spud in a voice that doesn't resemble self-deluded rambling at all. Probably.

Salaxalans started to laugh. "Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your Rebel fleet? Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here."

"Your overconfidence is your weakness," said spud defiantly.

Salaxalans wasn't impressed. "Your faith in your friends is yours."

Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate chose to support his most evil master's rethoric. "It is pointless to resist, my dramatically appropriate family connection."

Salaxalans started to gloat. "Everything that has transpired has done so, according to my design. Your friends, out there in Spiritus, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel army. It was I who allowed the rebel scum to know the location MY base. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. "

"So your mind-control failing every 12 minutes was intentional?" asked Spud.

A long and painful silence followed.

Salaxalans tried a diversionary manoeuvre. "Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate unmask yourself now!"

"But you said...," responded Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

"I don't care what I said. Unmask yourself!"

"Ok."

Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate unmasked himself.

Spud recognised his face and despaired. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] , you too?!"

And at this point the writer of this poorly written piece of romanticised 'history' has run out of clever plot twists. I'm afraid there is no other option than 'jumping the shark'.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands

This is a posting section.

You don't need to make essays for schools.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Order Of The Heartless

Audriany wrote:This is a posting section.

You don't need to make essays for schools.

An essay? Hardly.

414 words do not an essay make.

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Russinadia wrote:You were expelled from the federation 2 years after you joined. Signatory didn't even want independence. You were expelled because China thought of Singapore as money parasites. You may have been peaceful, but you didn't want to leave, you were forced. Singapore was like a 30 year old living with his parents and then was forced to get a job and buy a house.

That is where you are wrong.

Japan, was the reason we wanted independence, but the America isn't any better than Britain.

Matrixulated

...

Is it that hard?

If so,RIP me.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:I still have a couple days of finals before the end of the semester. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*collapses*

Poor thing.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:STOP SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!

SKREEEEEEE INFRINGING ON MY AMERICAN RIGHTS SKREEEEE

Order Of The Heartless wrote:SKREEEEEEE INFRINGING ON MY AMERICAN RIGHTS SKREEEEE

Heartless American Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Panazela Directors wrote:Heartless American Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm going to steal the Keyblade of Independence and then EAT BACON

Order Of The Heartless wrote:I'm going to steal the Keyblade of Independence and then EAT BACON

America isn't the only independent country, look at Mother Russia.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Order Of The Heartless wrote:Is u in grad school homie?

Nah man, high school.

Parrona wrote:That is where you are wrong.

Japan, was the reason we wanted independence, but the America isn't any better than Britain.

Singapore became a part of Malaysia along with Malaya, North Borneo, and Sarawak in 1963 because each of the countries thought that the merge would benefit the economy. Very soon, racial riots between the Malays and Chinese rocked the nation. Disputes between the federal government and the state government of Singapore caused a skyrocket in unemployment and a major hit to the economy. The Malay parliament voted 126-0 on the expulsion of Singapore from the federation. It was through tears that Lee Kuan Yew announced singapores independence.

Unless you were talking about the first independence, the one when Japan left and Britain took over but left Singapore's government independent, but completely changed the economy.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Nah man, high school.Singapore became a part of Malaysia along with Malaya, North Borneo, and Sarawak in 1963 because each of the countries thought that the merge would benefit the economy. Very soon, racial riots between the Malays and Chinese rocked the nation. Disputes between the federal government and the state government of Singapore caused a skyrocket in unemployment and a major hit to the economy. The Malay parliament voted 126-0 on the expulsion of Singapore from the federation. It was through tears that Lee Kuan Yew announced singapores independence.

Unless you were talking about the first independence, the one when Japan left and Britain took over but left Singapore's government independent, but completely changed the economy.

Oh, that federation, at least mentioned Malaysia, I thought you meant something else.

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Parrona wrote:Oh, that federation, at least mentioned Malaysia, I thought you meant something else.

That makes sense.

Hello everybody!

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Itrosomia wrote:Hello everybody!

Eat a bag of melons you turd

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Order Of The Heartless wrote:Eat a bag of melons you turd

*blinks*

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] I was going to complain that post was too long when I first saw it but after reading it... Nice. :P

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Itrosomia wrote:Hello everybody!

Hello.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I LIKE POKEMON

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*flailwaves*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello

I'm new here.

Nothing much else, besides that I am in the top 5% in trout fishing ._.

Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Gualleturo wrote:Hello

I'm new here.

Nothing much else, besides that I am in the top 5% in trout fishing ._.

That's better than 95% of the people on this site!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I exist.

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Neo Byzantium wrote:I exist.

Tell me your secret!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Tell me your secret!

I think some of the results of the Issues is a little silly.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Neo Byzantium wrote:I think some of the results of the Issues is a little silly.

That is one saucey secret.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:That is one saucey secret.

Yes. Very saucy.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea

My favorite is that if you say Harry Potter shouldn't be banned it becomes a #1 bestseller by government order. :P

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The Salaxalans wrote:My favorite is that if you say Harry Potter shouldn't be banned it becomes a #1 bestseller by government order. :P

Where's my potato option in the current poll, you charlatan?

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The Salaxalans wrote:My favorite is that if you say Harry Potter shouldn't be banned it becomes a #1 bestseller by government order. :P

How true.

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Russinadia wrote:RIOTS IN THE STREETS OF SPIRITUS! THE PEOPLE CHANTING,"GIVE US POTATO POLL! GIVE US POTATO POLL!"....the man is salaxalans. He chuckles, he was the one who ordered the slaughter. All this over a poll.

Alekseandrea wrote:*[nation=short]the_botched_pejazzle_of_the_studly_spud[/nation] is dragged inside [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] office. He's cuffed.*

"Welcome, young Spud."

.... nephew's cousin's former roommate unmasked himself.

Spud recognised his face and despaired. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation], you too?!"...

Two excellent, humourous, imaginative, and well-written vignettes that I've ever had the pleasure of reading on the RMB.

Truly, well-played guys.

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Parrona

STOP DABBING YOU EMU!

Matrixulated

Everytime I hear Studly Stud say Huzzah,I really feel like he dabs XD

Matrixulated, Milaou

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Two excellent, humourous, imaginative, and well-written vignettes that I've ever had the pleasure of reading on the RMB.

Truly, well-played guys.

Huzzah!

we need more plot twists.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Good day, people/vegetables/starches/minerals/interstellar rocks/mindless objects/animals/anything I haven't thought of yet.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens

Gooten Morgan,EMU!

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Gooten Morgan,EMU!

EMU? As in the bird?

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:we need more plot twists.

Look in the mirror.

You ARE A TOMATO!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Look in the mirror.

You ARE A TOMATO!

AHHHHH!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Good morning, everyone!

Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California

Fulford Island wrote:Good morning, everyone!

Good morning Fulford!

Now - Anyone like the flag i made? It's pretty lazy, just the Trinidad and Tobago flag with the Von Stockhausen coat of arms.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Alekseandrea wrote:Look in the mirror.

You ARE A TOMATO!

If anyone is a tomato here, it is you.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens

I have been gone for a long time, and I'm back and ready to insult anyone that comes at me.

Matrixulated, Statens

Now that that is settled. How has everyone's holiday's been?

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

The Battlegrounds wrote:Now that that is settled. How has everyone's holiday's been?

I would dare to say it has been even more agreeable than you are.

It's not that hard to imagine.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:I would dare to say it has been even more agreeable than you are.

It's not that hard to imagine.

Ahh, but this is where I need to correct you sir. It seems you have been wrongly informed about my true identity and my material make-up. Since I wish this to be interesting I shall not say any more on the matter of me. On the matter of you however, I would have to say that you may not be a tomato. I, however, do not know what you are. There are a few things I am certain though, and this are as such. One, you are not a species related to or even remotely similar to a human being. Two, you are even farther from being a relative to the potato than that of your relationship with a human. Three, you hold no influence that is threatening or even remotely large in any sort of scale. Four, you hold no power over me in any way that could possibly harm me, I am sure of this simply because of the way that you attempt to fire back at me. Since I have made my points very clear I imagine that we shall have no such issues in the future. Now sir, or madam, or anything really, I bid you adieu.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

For anyone wondering, my last post was 201 words long and took about 2 minutes to type.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens

The Battlegrounds wrote:For anyone wondering, my last post was 201 words long and took about 2 minutes to type.

Impressive.

The Battlegrounds wrote:Now that that is settled. How has everyone's holiday's been?

Very nice so far. You?

Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds

The Battlegrounds wrote:Ahh, but this is where I need to correct you sir. It seems you have been wrongly informed about my true identity and my material make-up. Since I wish this to be interesting I shall not say any more on the matter of me. On the matter of you however, I would have to say that you may not be a tomato. I, however, do not know what you are. There are a few things I am certain though, and this are as such. One, you are not a species related to or even remotely similar to a human being. Two, you are even farther from being a relative to the potato than that of your relationship with a human. Three, you hold no influence that is threatening or even remotely large in any sort of scale. Four, you hold no power over me in any way that could possibly harm me, I am sure of this simply because of the way that you attempt to fire back at me. Since I have made my points very clear I imagine that we shall have no such issues in the future. Now sir, or madam, or anything really, I bid you adieu.

OMG YESSSSSS

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

[nation=shortcut]The Battlegrounds[/nation], I don't believe we've met yet, but I have a feeling you and I will be good friends

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds

we got some real descartes types out here

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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