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So apparently Shamans, witchdoctors & medicine men seem to really like it over here in this country.

Istanialand, Jack Chick

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:What's the point when there's nothing left to burn, any air with which it to burn in, or anything around to see it?!

Do I need a point?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:So apparently Shamans, witchdoctors & medicine men seem to really like it over here in this country.

Where as religious people such as Christians are seldom ever found here due to all the laws preventing their religion from deciding the laws of the country.... (awwww booohoo wah wah wah)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick

Its been so long since i wrote in the actual spiritus thread, so hows everything going?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sol Heathcliff wrote:Its been so long since i wrote in the actual spiritus thread, so hows everything going?

Fairly well. It's election time and nominations are still open. I'm running for the Regional Assembly again. :)

Matrixulated

Istanialand wrote:Do I need a point?

posts without points become rather dull

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I believe there might be something that will ruin your little scheme.

It is called 'standards'.

We believe in a thing called "freedom"

Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*answers issue*

"Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus."

Nailed it.

Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Oooohh im a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise now, as a Swedish person I like that.

And all I had to do was ignore people making nude art!

Wait a second..

Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Jack Chick

Happiest Place In The Galaxy wrote:We believe in a thing called "freedom"

I never want to see THAT level of freedom!

*runs away screaming*

"My eyes! My eyes!"

Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Freedom gives you Money and Power; absolute Freedom is a dangerous concept, as everyone is free to do anything in pursuit of Money and Power, thus generating Instability, Corruption, Crime, Tyranny, Mass Hysteria, Violent Revolution, and Anarchy; an Anarchy that is usually short-lived; until a new order arises out of the ashes of the old; with that new order sometimes making use of remnants of the old order, in building the new one, unless it is completely ideologically opposed - It is natural that anyone; any body, grouping, or organisation would wish to limit Freedom to a greater or lesser extent; a balance must be struck, between Freedom, and what is socially acceptable; what is not disruptive or destructive to normal society, whilst also seeking a a positive developmental goal; a future evolution for you as a people, as a society, as a nation, and a global civilization...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

A nation, a government, an administration, a people, a society, or civilization that seeks to avoid Change, avoid Progress; stifle education, ignore or turn away from scientific and technological development, restricts personal liberty purely based on an outdated morality that has no basis in Reason; these nations, governments, administrations, people, societies, and civilizations will fall and crumble and change will occur nevertheless - Entropy is a basic rule of the Universe...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I never want to see THAT level of freedom!

*runs away screaming*

"My eyes! My eyes!"

You worry about public nudity? - Why? - Is your concern for what you will see, or for the person who is nude and may risk their health (if you have bad weather)?!

**Jedi-Zombi Jezus runs naked through the RMB**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I just banned cars! Go environment

Matrixulated, Deranged Squirrels, Jack Chick

ya, good to hear that its going well. *GRABS jedi zombi jezus and throws clothing at him*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:A nation, a government, an administration, a people, a society, or civilization that seeks to avoid Change, avoid Progress; stifle education, ignore or turn away from scientific and technological development, restricts personal liberty purely based on an outdated morality that has no basis in Reason; these nations, governments, administrations, people, societies, and civilizations will fall and crumble and change will occur nevertheless - Entropy is a basic rule of the Universe...

You worry about public nudity? - Why? - Is your concern for what you will see, or for the person who is nude and may risk their health (if you have bad weather)?!

**Jedi-Zombi Jezus runs naked through the RMB**

IT BURNS!

MAKE IT STOP!

Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cruthana wrote:posts without points become rather dull

I don't need a point in order to set stuff on fire!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

making my own language, anyone want to guess what this says and how to pronounce it?

ə̆̈̄h̀̄ə̂̀̃ v̊̃̃ə̇̀̃n̈̄ə̂̈̄ ə̂̊̄b̈̄

Matrixulated

The Land Of Pickles And Peace wrote:I just banned cars! Go environment

Welcome to the anti-car club! Woot woot!

Matrixulated

Nariterrr wrote:making my own language, anyone want to guess what this says and how to pronounce it?

ə̆̈̄h̀̄ə̂̀̃ v̊̃̃ə̇̀̃n̈̄ə̂̈̄ ə̂̊̄b̈̄

Nope

Matrixulated

Hello. I was invited to this region by the inviting spirit. It seems fitting around my religious alien theme, so I decided to join. Nice to meet you guys.

Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, Jack Chick

Istanialand wrote:I don't need a point in order to set stuff on fire!

Meanwhile a group of primitive savages in Vivi country burn an entire enemy city to the ground. Whether it was burned to the ground with the residents still sleeping inside depends on who you ask. They dance their war victory chant around they feast on some unnamed mystery meat from a rotisserie and the witchdoctor gets drunk off some enemy spirits.

Istanialand

Aaaand back to Democratic Socialists.

And all I had to do was ban public breastfeeding.

Wait a second, if I let people be more nude I become Scandinavia Liberal paradise?

NationStates what are you trying to indicate here?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

But that is all good because my Economy is now THRIVING!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

I'm visiting California and I don't know how anyone can stand LA traffic

Matrixulated

Built some Atomic Bombs, just in case.

LET'S GO IT CAN ONLY GO UPHILLS FROM HERE WHO'S WITH ME?!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:A nation . . .

**Jedi-Zombi Jezus runs naked through the RMB**

Alekseandrea wrote:IT BURNS!

MAKE IT STOP!

*sigh*

For days when there just isn't enough Visene in the world . . .

Good old Hydrochloric Acid works just fine.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Elfshire wrote:I mean, nudity is allowed here in Elfshire, but that doesn't mean I would like everyone parading around in their birthday suits.

I would 8)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi! I'm new around here. Can somebody show me the ropes a little? The game's great, though there are still a couple of things that I don't really get. I've already answered all my issues and have blocked all recruitment telegrams, but I don't understand a thing about gameplay, roleplay, the military and the regional government, and I would really appreciate help.

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Hi! I'm new around here. Can somebody show me the ropes a little? The game's great, though there are still a couple of things that I don't really get. I've already answered all my issues and have blocked all recruitment telegrams, but I don't understand a thing about gameplay, roleplay, the military and the regional government, and I would really appreciate help.

i could use some help too

Matrixulated

Supersecret wrote:i could use some help too

I guess we just have to wait. By the way, what do you need help with?

Matrixulated, Supersecret

Cyrtes wrote:Hi! I'm new around here...

Supersecret wrote:i could use some help too

Hello there! All the different parts of this game do seem vast and complicated at first, but don't worry, as you learn more and find out what you like it becomes much more manageable. I do recommend, at least to start out, checking out the region's forums as well as its chatrooms. The forums are where you find guides and information on a lot of things, such as this guide to Military gameplay: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11019132/ and in the chatrooms live many ancient knowledge spirits who hold the key to everything you want to know...though you're more likely to just get some fool like me to help you.

Explaining every aspect of every part of the game would take up much more space than the regional message board could reasonably hold, but that should give you a good start, at least. Let us know if you have any questions or need any more help in any way!

Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Asteriksia, Supersecret

hey all,

I was playing around with the new options for a new nation, and I created the Dictatorship of the Fascist Cyka if you'd like to go check it out.

Matrixulated, Istanialand

Thanks!

Matrixulated

Asmovia wrote:Hello there! All the different parts of this game do seem vast and complicated at first, but don't worry, as you learn more and find out what you like it becomes much more manageable. I do recommend, at least to start out, checking out the region's forums as well as its chatrooms. The forums are where you find guides and information on a lot of things, such as this guide to Military gameplay: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11019132/ and in the chatrooms live many ancient knowledge spirits who hold the key to everything you want to know...though you're more likely to just get some fool like me to help you.

Explaining every aspect of every part of the game would take up much more space than the regional message board could reasonably hold, but that should give you a good start, at least. Let us know if you have any questions or need any more help in any way!

Thank you

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

In you and I, there's a new land.

The Blood Ravens wrote:I'm visiting California and I don't know how anyone can stand LA traffic

Chicago traffic is bad enough. XD

Cyrtes wrote:Hi! I'm new around here.

Supersecret wrote:i could use some help too

Any specific questions, feel free to telegram me, too!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Supersecret, Sors Ent

Istanialand wrote:Chicago traffic is bad enough. XD

Any specific questions, feel free to telegram me, too!

LA traffic in rush hour is like a parking lot except with motor cycles driving between cars.

Matrixulated

I have a world assembly endorsement. What does that mean?

Matrixulated

Cosmolate wrote:I have a world assembly endorsement. What does that mean?

I'd like to know what that is too.

Matrixulated

You gotta let your fingers do the walking guys . . .

http://www.nationstates.net/page=faq#WA

. . . take a look around!

You can advertise here on the RMB if you are looking to be endorsed by other WA members.

Welcome to Spiritus.

Here's a potato.

Have fun!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cosmolate

Matrixulated wrote:You gotta let your fingers do the walking guys . . .

http://www.nationstates.net/page=faq#WA

. . . take a look around!

You can advertise here on the RMB if you are looking to be endorsed by other WA members.

Welcome to Spiritus.

Here's a potato.

Have fun!

M.

Since when do you wear silver foil hats?

Don't you know those contain government nanomachines?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sors Ent

Elfshire wrote:hey all,

I was playing around with the new options for a new nation, and I created the Dictatorship of the Fascist Cyka if you'd like to go check it out.

I'm gonna follow your lead here, Elfshire, and create a puppet nation.

Cyka looks good, but I'm tempted to hold-off on use of [I]"Dictatorship"[/I] and [I]"Fascist"[/I] for now.

Call me old-fashioned, I know . . .

*blushes*

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sors Ent

Matrixulated wrote:I'm gonna follow your lead here, Elfshire, and create a puppet nation.

Cyka looks good, but I'm tempted to hold-off on use of [I]"Dictatorship"[/I] and [I]"Fascist"[/I] for now.

Call me old-fashioned, I know . . .

*blushes*

M.

Afraid of the commies?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

Matrixulated wrote:You gotta let your fingers do the walking guys . . .

http://www.nationstates.net/page=faq#WA

. . . take a look around!

You can advertise here on the RMB if you are looking to be endorsed by other WA members.

Welcome to Spiritus.

Here's a potato.

Have fun!

M.

Thanks

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Since when do you wear silver foil hats?

Don't you know those contain government nanomachines?

Well, it was suggested that I might be behaving a tad paranoid these days.

After a recent confession and pyre-side chat, with a very untrustworthy friend of dubious character and for whom I have the utmost disrespect, the recommendation was made that I should insulate my noggin.

Job done.

I can even pick-up HBO for free with these hats.

Who'd have thought?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Afraid of the commies?

Noooooo . . . I'm not afraid of Communists.

I think every civilized, educated, intelligent, safe and healthy Democratic country should have at least one 'Commie' country around just to complete the guest list, ya know?

Like the one black friend you might have, or that one gay guy you might know, or the ex-girlfriend or boyfriend that still talks to you even though they've definitely moved on, and definitely traded-up . . . wait, am I their one token pitiful relationship slot on their guest list? Fuuuuuuuu@@@kkkkkk!

Now I feel like a Communist!

Everyone's equal, except some people are more equal than others.

Afraid? No.

I pity 'dem fools. (gratuitous Mister-T sound bite!)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Since when do you wear silver foil hats?

Don't you know those contain government nanomachines?

What the Hell is going on over there?

Did Bernie-Hillary-Trumpery melt your brain???

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Cosmolate wrote:I have a world assembly endorsement. What does that mean?

A world assembly endorsement means that another nation liked your nation's politics, flag or the fact that you endorse them back. If you have the most endorsements you'll be elected as Regional Delegate, (for so far as I understand it).

Matrixulated, Asteriksia

For example, I endorse nations that have a high political freedom rate, because my nation values that greatly

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:For example, I endorse nations that have a high political freedom rate, because my nation values that greatly

Indeed.

How fast was that!

Go mix it up at the WA, Cyrtes, give 'em Hell!

M.

Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:What the Hell is going on over there?

Did Bernie-Hillary-Trumpery melt your brain???

Alas, I feel a burning apathy for American politics.

It went wrong when they thought independence was a good idea.

But, if I was a conspiracy, I would use tinfoil to test my mind-controlling substances.

Even IF they discover your nefarious plot, they wouldn't be believed.

Since one can assume the amount of conspiracies mounts as the world population increases,

and they can come to the same conclusion as my, no doubt, superior mind,

the chance of "mind-controlling" tinfoil reaches 1 as t goes to infinity.

Thus, while it might not be a problem yet, it will be one in the future.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

And I'm back to Liberal Democratic Socialists, PLEASE NATION DECIDE ONE TITLE I CAN'T KEEP UP.

Last time I couldn't keep up military started wearing masks and started being unrelatable.

And the time before that I built a version of the Hanging Gardens! Wait that was actually a pretty good thing nvm

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*Hordes of Jedi-Zombies silently slink, sleek, slither, slip, and softly shamble across the RMB*

**The smell of barbecued unidentified meat fills the air**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Hordes of Jedi-Zombies silently slink, sleek, slither, slip, and softly shamble across the RMB*

**The smell of barbecued unidentified meat fills the air**

is this a camping trip now?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Indeed.

How fast was that!

Go mix it up at the WA, Cyrtes, give 'em Hell!

M.

I'm sorry, I didn't entirely get that. Please enunciate.

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:I'm sorry, I didn't entirely get that. Please enunciate.
Ahh nothing, mate.

While I was sleep-depraved and catching-up on RMB posts I just happened to read your post (within seconds of you posting it)

went to my stats page to see if I had room left for one more endorsement under the salary cap of 60, where I saw I had just reached 60 because you had endorsed me soooooo I endorsed you in return . . . aaaaasnd then posted on the RMB.

All inside 60 seconds.

Ergo . . . "How fast was that!"

Anyway, go have fun with the WA.

M.

Alekseandrea

Elfshire wrote:is this a camping trip now?

No. He smelled the smell of the primitive savages in Vivi country roasting some animals on rotisserie. Those animals looked strangely like the cityfolk of the city we just burnt to the ground... Hmm....

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

Post by Linusia Janicia And Mimiland suppressed by a moderator.

The Regional Map has been updated:

http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11210951/1/

See you next month (?)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Good. :)

Matrixulated

755 million people and no leader issue.

Matrixulated, Sors Ent

Post self-deleted by Maltena.

"You came to your desk this morning stunned to find to dilemmas to solve"

Well I guess that's it guys, time to pack up.

Wait I can go ask the people what they want!

*Political Freedom rose to Superb*

Nailed, it.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Jack Chick

Paradise Moon wrote:755 million people and no leader issue.

You . . .

Maltena wrote:"You came to your desk this morning stunned to find to dilemmas to solve"

Well I guess that's it guys, time to pack up.

Wait I can go ask the people what they want!

*Political Freedom rose to Superb*

Nailed, it.

. . . and YOU!!

Ohhhh, the poop doth love to fly when there ain't a cloud in the sky.

Who was last seen with those matches . . . ?

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

hi oh hi

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sors Ent

oh and my demands no comrades no atheists no buddaists no nazis no muslim no hindu no shinto and anthing that is not christian

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Romaniagermany wrote:oh and my demands no comrades no atheists no buddaists no nazis no muslim no hindu no shinto and anthing that is not christian

Scientology out too?

*sheds a tear for Tom Cruise!*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Romaniagermany wrote:oh and my demands no comrades no atheists no buddaists no nazis no muslim no hindu no shinto and anthing that is not christian

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Scientology out too?

*sheds a tear for Tom Cruise!*

So I can't wear my orange robe and do my Hari Krishna thing?

Woah, so picky!

M

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Andrilicon wrote:test!

test

Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

Romaniagermany wrote:no nazis...

and anthing that is not christian

Nazis were Christians.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Matrixulated wrote:Who was last seen with those matches . . . ?

M.

*passes you a match*

Bindo wrote:Nazis were Christians.

Nazis were "Christians". There's a difference.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Istanialand wrote:Nazis were "Christians". There's a difference.

The difference is air quotes.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Bindo wrote:Nazis were Christians.

*Waves hand*

These are not the Christians you are looking for!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

I'm baaaaaack!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Jack Chick

So an artifact poacher tries to steal a sacred indigenous tribal relic. What that foreigner didn't know was that the tiki-mask he stole belong to a long line of voodoo witchdoctors. That tiki mask was was a cursed object that brought an indefinite time of suffering to angbody that poseses it. Their hands would rot until they returned it to its rightful place.

Istanialand wrote:

Nazis were "Christians". There's a difference.

The Nazis were Christians who decided use the followers of another monotheistic religion as scapegoats.

Sounds familiar.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick

WOO, Biodegradable Plastics, yeah, Eco Friendliness!

And more cash but that's another story.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Salaxalans wrote:I'm baaaaaack!

You only missed the apocalypse and some arson.

Nothing special really.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Jack Chick

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:So an artifact poacher tries to steal a sacred indigenous tribal relic. What that foreigner didn't know was that the tiki-mask he stole belong to a long line of voodoo witchdoctors. That tiki mask was was a cursed object that brought an indefinite time of suffering to angbody that poseses it. Their hands would rot until they returned it to its rightful place.

The hygiene is THAT bad in your nation?

It's a small miracle you still have a population.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Waves hand*

These are not the Christians you are looking for!

I find your lack of faith... Disturbing.

*makes choke motion with hand*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:The hygiene is THAT bad in your nation?

It's a small miracle you still have a population.

The rotting was caused by supernatural means, not biological. The rotting only affected those who touch the cursed relic. You're nation probably doesn't have any voodoo witchdoctors, that's probably why you don't understand. We wash hands quite often here thanks.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:The hygiene is THAT bad in your nation?

It's a small miracle you still have a population.

Also you must realize that ancient tribal artifacts tend to remain forgotten and buried in some dark cranny somewhere for a VERY long time. Archeological artifact poaching is never quite the most clean activity to begin with. Buried deep in the earth in tons of ancient ruin rubble, perhaps covered in moss for at least a century.... Ew.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by Cosmolate.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Also you must realize that ancient tribal artifacts tend to remain forgotten and buried in some dark cranny somewhere for a VERY long time. Archeological artifact poaching is never quite the most clean activity to begin with. Buried deep in the earth in tons of ancient ruin rubble, perhaps covered in moss for at least a century.... Ew.

Unless of course you are Indiana Jones and the artefact is on a pedestal in front of you

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh, Jack Chick

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The rotting was caused by supernatural means, not biological. The rotting only affected those who touch the cursed relic. You're nation probably doesn't have any voodoo witchdoctors, that's probably why you don't understand. We wash hands quite often here thanks.

I wouldn't call 'bacteria' or 'fungus' supernatural.

They are somewhat necessary for the proces of rotting.

Of course we don't have "Voodoo witch-doctors"!

JZJ creates more than enough zombies on his own.

You want to drown in zombies or something?

In this case you don't need to wash your hands.

Wash the bloody artifact!

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Also you must realize that ancient tribal artifacts tend to remain forgotten and buried in some dark cranny somewhere for a VERY long time. Archeological artifact poaching is never quite the most clean activity to begin with. Buried deep in the earth in tons of ancient ruin rubble, perhaps covered in moss for at least a century.... Ew.

And this magically prevents you from cleaning the artifact AFTER you found it?

I believe your idea of hygiene renders the term meaningless.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:So an artifact poacher tries to steal a sacred indigenous tribal relic. What that foreigner didn't know was that the tiki-mask he stole belong to a long line of voodoo witchdoctors. That tiki mask was was a cursed object that brought an indefinite time of suffering to angbody that poseses it. Their hands would rot until they returned it to its rightful place.

All you have to do is bring it to Rick Sanchez

Matrixulated

I'M STILL HERE, YE LITTLE RAPSCALLIONS!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand, Bigrealm

Deranged Squirrels wrote:1. Respond to issues to affect your country.

2. Jump in on the message boards at random times.

Matrixulated

*immediately gets off Grandpa's grumpy lawn*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M STILL HERE, YE LITTLE RAPSCALLIONS!

Welcome old friend! - Nice to see you got your old flag back!

**Passes you your slippers and pipe**

*Waves hand and cures what ails you*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

prepare your brain. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=sors_ent/detail=factbook/id=672442

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sors Ent wrote:prepare your brain. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=sors_ent/detail=factbook/id=672442

Did someone say bBrRrAaAa|i|i|nNnNnNzZzZzZzZ?!?!!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sors Ent

Alekseandrea wrote:I wouldn't call 'bacteria' or 'fungus' supernatural.

They are somewhat necessary for the proces of rotting.

Of course we don't have "Voodoo witch-doctors"!

JZJ creates more than enough zombies on his own.

You want to drown in zombies or something?

In this case you don't need to wash your hands.

Wash the bloody artifact!

And this magically prevents you from cleaning the artifact AFTER you found it?

I believe your idea of hygiene renders the term meaningless.

A foreigner found it and took it back to his country. He has yet to return it but will probably do it soon. We haven't had the chance to clean it.

Alekseandrea

Jack Chick wrote:The difference is air quotes.

roflmao!

points!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:I find your lack of faith... Disturbing.

*makes choke motion with hand*

Ooooooh . . . it's on now!

Force battle.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jack Chick

Atheists don't really do very well here in Vivi Nation. They start trying to convert people to their ignorant religion and the next thing you know they have a shaman's curse put on them. Most of them can't stand it here and flee to other countries where people can stand their intolerant BS.

-Words of tribal Cheif Crazy Bich.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:A foreigner found it and took it back to his country. He has yet to return it but will probably do it soon. We haven't had the chance to clean it.

I see.

You let foreigners frolic in your archeological sites?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Atheists don't really do very well here in Vivi Nation. They start trying to convert people to their ignorant religion and the next thing you know they have a shaman's curse put on them. Most of them can't stand it here and flee to other countries where people can stand their intolerant BS.

-Words of tribal Cheif Crazy Bich.

Wait.

The witch-doctors curse people with different beliefs thus the victims are considered intolerant?

You see nothing wrong with this logic?

It's a self-fulfilling prophesy.

Wouldn't you become intolerant if unhygienic artifacts are thrown at you?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:I see.

You let foreigners frolic in your archeological sites?

Yup! Oh say can you see by the dawns early lights

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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