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Region: Spiritus

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My only 2 leading causes of death are Old Age and Cancer.

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to start mine that uranium.

Ustrabrona wrote:If a Pope dies, is he being fired or promoted?

Is he space pope? If he is space pope, fired, because being space pope is awesome. If he is the regular pope, promoted, because earth pope is lame.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Culveria wrote:whatever child just back up *finishes and climbs into the pilots chamber and it retracts into the main body of the mech and lights up powered by my power and stands slowly and looks at potanadia* what do you think? *voice from the speaker in the mechs mouth*

I like it! Can you make me a little one? We can rule the world together.

Potanadia wrote:I like it! Can you make me a little one? We can rule the world together.

What have I told you about world domination? You can only do it if I get a piece of the action.

If you had a room with nothing in it and if all the walls, the ceiling, and the floor were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors?

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha, Ithoric

*chuckles* child i am a god, ruling the world would be easy, but having fun is more of interest to me, now as for the little one request *picks up a car with them mech with one hand and its grinded up and taken into the mech and then a pod drops out opening and transforming into a small robot gorilla mech* there you go

Ustrabrona wrote:If you had a room with nothing in it and if all the walls, the ceiling, and the floor were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors?

Darkness. There is nothing in the room, including lights.

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:*chuckles* child i am a god, ruling the world would be easy, but having fun is more of interest to me, now as for the little one request *picks up a car with them mech with one hand and its grinded up and taken into the mech and then a pod drops out opening and transforming into a small robot gorilla mech* there you go

Yes! Time to blow up some commies! Thanks uncle Draconos!

Ustrabrona wrote:If you had a room with nothing in it and if all the walls, the ceiling, and the floor were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors?

Russinadia wrote:Darkness. There is nothing in the room, including lights.

what if there was one one way mirror and there was a light on the other side?

and your welcome child potatonadia

I want to make a little web show-thing about this region, but everyone's potatoes with googley-eyes and mini versions of their flags on them

The Salaxalans

Culveria wrote:what if there was one one way mirror and there was a light on the other side?

I think light can go through a one way mirror. If anyone can make it happen you can, seeing as you are a god.

Laughing Buddha

*tries it but instead puts light ball spell in a small box of one way mirrors and it creates a blinding light*

Laughing Buddha

*it suddenly explodes in a blinding flash*

Laughing Buddha

ok im not doing that again *my eyes are trying to readjust*

Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:ok im not doing that again *my eyes are trying to readjust*

Too bad. At least it was pretty up until everyone was blinded.

Laughing Buddha

here take a box and remove that charm and the light will appear inside it and it will replicate what just happened *holds a one way mirror box to russinadia with a charm on it*

Culveria wrote:here take a box and remove that charm and the light will appear inside it and it will replicate what just happened *holds a one way mirror box to russinadia with a charm on it*

I like it. I'm going to use this wisely and put it on grumpy grandpa's lawn.

Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:I like it. I'm going to use this wisely and put it on grumpy grandpa's lawn.

*laughs* i like how you think

Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:I like it. I'm going to use this wisely and put it on grumpy grandpa's lawn.

He'll certainly thank you for that.

Laughing Buddha

*makes a second charm and places it on the box* there, take that of after you take the first charm for a little extra surprise

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:*makes a second charm and places it on the box* there, take that of after you take the first charm for a little extra surprise

Ooh fun.

wheres the old coots house? we gotta do this quick!

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:wheres the old coots house? we gotta do this quick!

I think it's just down the street on the corner. The one with the giant American flag on the pole and war relics all over the yard.

Hooligans!Why you pranking an ole man?!

Get out of here before you go to Gulag too!

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Did someone say gulag?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Stalinminestan wrote:Did someone say gulag?

Oh lord, how long have you been gone? Seems like forever.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Oh lord, how long have you been gone? Seems like forever.

You had it better.I did not even know he existed.

Russinadia wrote:Oh lord, how long have you been gone? Seems like forever.

I have been visiting brother in great mother land. He is potato farmer just like мама used to be. Just like she used to say "ты только вслух, чтобы съесть капиталистов и картофель."

Matrixulated

Stalinminestan wrote:I have been visiting brother in great mother land. He is potato farmer just like мама used to be. Just like she used to say "ты только вслух, чтобы съесть капиталистов и картофель."

Can you tell these people to stop molesting me?And maybe stop shoving that T-34 cannon up my arsey?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:Can you tell these people to stop molesting me?And maybe stop shoving that T-34 cannon up my arsey?

In mother Russia, tank goes inside you.

Matrixulated

Stalinminestan wrote:In mother Russia, tank goes inside you.

One part of the jokes about Russia that will just never get outta me head.Gotta celebrate that.Let's change the flag!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Stalinminestan wrote:I have been visiting brother in great mother land. He is potato farmer just like мама used to be. Just like she used to say "ты только вслух, чтобы съесть капиталистов и картофель."

That's a beautiful saying your mother used to say. I feel that everyone should find pleasure in eating potatoes and capitalists.

Matrixulated

I was never a capitapig!Don't listen to people who said I changed!I am part of Mother East Berlin like ever!

EAST BERLIN WILL RISE AGAIN. SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY TRUE ISM!

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Stalinminestan wrote:SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY TRUE ISM!

To a certain extent, yes, I agree.

Stalinminestan wrote:EAST BERLIN WILL RISE AGAIN. SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY TRUE ISM!

SHOOT THEM ALL DOWN

MURICA

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Quick question, how To vote on a poll because you know, potato is just a so important issue ?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:SHOOT THEM ALL DOWN

MURICA

Down with the commies

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Quick question, how To vote on a poll because you know, potato is just a so important issue ?

Just go up to it and click on one the options. Then press the vote button.

The Salaxalans

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote: Just go up to it and click on one the options. Then press the vote button.
Thanks a lot I guess the vote was closed already at the time I tried

The Salaxalans

You can still vote, [nation=short]Empire Democratique Francais[/nation]! Is the vote button not there? The poll should be working until sometime tomorrow. Also welcome!! :D

Matrixulated

Radical Rights Of The People wrote:One or Two?

Holy cow that's a lot of "Of's"

Owllfarm wrote:the_grumpy_grandpa, I have a flag that'd probably fit your nation quite well. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/116/586/96f.jpg

This is beautiful.Gramps might not take it,but you won me.

Gotta love me unoriginality.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:You can still vote, [nation=short]Empire Democratique Francais[/nation]! Is the vote button not there? The poll should be working until sometime tomorrow. Also welcome!! :D
Thanks mate, but I can't even select on of the answers. I think I'll wait until the next poll and see if it's fixed then :)

The Salaxalans

Is it just me, or is it peculiarly quiet in Spiritus?

Cyrtes wrote:Is it just me, or is it peculiarly quiet in Spiritus?
Depends on where you come from I guess... I just arrived on the game and at start I was in a much more inactive region so for me Spiritus is the opposite of quiet. I really think it depends on what you 've seen before ;-)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Hmmmm... You can't click any of the bubbles on the left list of options? Not the list with the bars showing votes, the other list.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Depends on where you come from I guess... I just arrived on the game and at start I was in a much more inactive region so for me Spiritus is the opposite of quiet. I really think it depends on what you 've seen before ;-)

I've seen before... Spiritus during the potato wars...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Hmmmm... You can't click any of the bubbles on the left list of options? Not the list with the bars showing votes, the other list.
When being in the «community» section of the region, the only thing I can see under the message board is the poll section with the  different answers and the number of votes they have, and just below a ring shaped diagram of the different choices made by the community. Maybe I need to grow bigger or something before being allowed to take part in votes ?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:When being in the «community» section of the region, the only thing I can see under the message board is the poll section with the  different answers and the number of votes they have, and just below a ring shaped diagram of the different choices made by the community. Maybe I need to grow bigger or something before being allowed to take part in votes ?

When I joined I was able to vote... IDK though

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

Me friend had 320 Spiritus Messages.

D'OH

Audriany wrote:Me friend had 320 Spiritus Messages.

D'OH

Hi Audriany

dont step on snek

plox

yeqh

Audriany wrote:dont step on snek

plox

yeqh

When your nations has 500 million people I'm pretty sure your classification is going to become 'The don't step on Snek of Audriany'. (:

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:dont step on snek

plox

yeqh

OH.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hyan Ping wrote: When I joined I was able to vote... IDK though
Anyway, thanks mate. I 'll try to find answers on the web

Cyrtes wrote:*Wonders whether this region has a even a spot of sanity left.*

Not one single atom of Sanity remains - Regional Sanity particulates have gone subatomic and thus have entered the realm governed primarily by the Laws of Quantum Mechanics, therefore both Sanity and Insanity levels are infinite, permanently under a state of flux, and completely unmeasurable - This also means the region is made of a warped fabric membrane, woven out of vibrating strings; both super-sized and infinitesimally small, folded into 10 or more higher dimensions, placed in a box with an angry cat and a bottle of radioactive poison, spun, shaken, stirred, atrributed many flavours, and attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis... 😂

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Ustrabrona wrote:We have 420 members I hope you all realize that

**Offers everyone some "special" brownies**

Matrixulated

Ustrabrona wrote:If you had a room with nothing in it and if all the walls, the ceiling, and the floor were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors?
No lights and no windows, means an impression of endless and infinite darkness that will slowly drive you to madness, if you weren't already in the neighbourhood, or a genius-level reflection upon the Self...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Wait what's happening

Haidao Island wrote:Wait what's happening

Life

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Haidao Island

Ustrabrona wrote:If you had a room with nothing in it and if all the walls, the ceiling, and the floor were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors?

first you need light but my mind has been blown

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:When your nations has 500 million people I'm pretty sure your classification is going to become 'The don't step on Snek of Audriany'. (:

Already chose my description,and going to change flag pretty soon,so it will be all yours :)

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:OH.

You said it gramps.

"OH."

Care to say it again?

Haidao Island wrote:Wait what's happening

idk

Laughing Buddha wrote:**Offers everyone some "special" brownies**

no step on snek

Laughing Buddha wrote:No lights and no windows, means an impression of endless and infinite darkness that will slowly drive you to madness, if you weren't already in the neighbourhood, or a genius-level reflection upon the Self...

That means you are in Mother Russia!In Gulag!

Speaking from...experience.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Laughing Buddha wrote:No lights and no windows, means an impression of endless and infinite darkness that will slowly drive you to madness, if you weren't already in the neighbourhood, or a genius-level reflection upon the Self...

And what if you are sitting with your face towards a wall in a windowless room, that has been painted entirely black? There is one light source, behind you, but you cannot turn around to see it, and don't know it's there. What do you see? Does it even make any difference whether you have your eyes open or closed?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:And what if you are sitting with your face towards a wall in a windowless room, that has been painted entirely black? There is one light source, behind you, but you cannot turn around to see it, and don't know it's there. What do you see? Does it even make any difference whether you have your eyes open or closed?

Yes, it does.

Your depth perception will enable you to see the wall as a vertical plane.

The only way you wouldn't be able to see it is if you close your eyes, or if the black doesn't reflect any visible light. In that case you can't even see the light source.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes, it does.

Your depth perception will enable you to see the wall as a vertical plane.

The only way you wouldn't be able to see it is if you close your eyes, or if the black doesn't reflect any visible light. In that case you can't even see the light source.

Took you years to respond!

Finally the sanest person is back.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes, it does.

Your depth perception will enable you to see the wall as a vertical plane.

The only way you wouldn't be able to see it is if you close your eyes, or if the black doesn't reflect any visible light. In that case you can't even see the light source.

Thank goodness there aren't many of those rooms around.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

??

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:??

How's our region's grandfather today?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Thank goodness there aren't many of those rooms around.

Keep telling yourself that...

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:How's our region's grandfather today?

I'M HUNGRY.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'M HUNGRY.

Weren't you in the top of agriculture around here?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

Audriany wrote: Weren't you in the top of agriculture around here?
You cant eat money as they say

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Audriany wrote:Weren't you in the top of agriculture around here?

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:You cant eat money as they say

ALAS, THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE OF THE MICRONATION OF THE GRUMPY GRANDPA CHANGED. ERGO, I HAD TO ABANDON AGRICULTURE AND THE ENVIRONMENT.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ALAS, THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE OF THE MICRONATION OF THE GRUMPY GRANDPA CHANGED. ERGO, I HAD TO ABANDON AGRICULTURE AND THE ENVIRONMENT.

I did too!

Now I have cancer!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:You cant eat money as they say

こんにちは

Hello France

Matrixulated

Laughing Buddha wrote:**Offers everyone some "special" brownies**

Do they have chocolate chips in 'em or something?

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Hello, all! I'm not certain if there are any rules of the chat, but could someone explain to me how most people chat? Do we speak as if we are leaders of countries, the countries as entities, or completely separate from countries but as a personality (be it our own or a made up one)? I'd like any of those! I feel like I should know that before I introduce myself, yeah? :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Audriany wrote:I did too!

Now I have cancer!

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

Eastlesswater wrote:Hello, all! I'm not certain if there are any rules of the chat, but could someone explain to me how most people chat? Do we speak as if we are leaders of countries, the countries as entities, or completely separate from countries but as a personality (be it our own or a made up one)? I'd like any of those! I feel like I should know that before I introduce myself, yeah? :)

[hello and welcome to spiritus! there are no rules except respect everyone. we usually chat as ourselves but also occasionally discuss our nation and make mini-business agreements. i am the grumpy grandpa.]

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

[hello and welcome to spiritus! there are no rules except respect everyone. we usually chat as ourselves but also occasionally discuss our nation and make mini-business agreements. i am the grumpy grandpa.]

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Thanks, Grumpy Grandpa

In that case, I'm Jules Eastlesswater, and it's nice to meet you all! I don't know much about gameplay other than deciding on Issues and writing Factbooks, so hopefully I can get some guidance from you guys! I'm 18, and I go to Delta State University in Mississippi (USA), and I major in music education. But if we meet in person and you ask me to sing something, I just might bite you. Literally, bite, with teeth, to flesh. Preferably your forearm. :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Empire Democratique Francais

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

[hello and welcome to spiritus! there are no rules except respect everyone. we usually chat as ourselves but also occasionally discuss our nation and make mini-business agreements. i am the grumpy grandpa.]

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Ahhh, OGG, a model of consistency.

If only his bowel movements were as such . . .

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Eastlesswater

Audriany wrote:I did too!

Now I have cancer!

I take pride in my cancer death rate

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Ithoric wrote:I take pride in my cancer death rate

Does anyone else read "Acts of God" and picture someone being struck down like a lightning bolt?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Ithoric

Eastlesswater wrote:Does anyone else read "Acts of God" and picture someone being struck down like a lightning bolt?

I always imagined something that was literally biblical, so the rapture or something.

That or it's the insurance company covering all its bases.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Ithoric, Eastlesswater

Eastlesswater wrote:Does anyone else read "Acts of God" and picture someone being struck down like a lightning bolt?

I always imagined it as someone just randomly walking down a road so innocently and obliviously under a clear sunny sky. Suddenly a whole thunderstorm appears out of nowhere and without warning, the poor person is struck by lightning. Instead of hearing thunder though afterwards, you hear the words "PSYCH!"

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Tulgey Isles, Ithoric, Eastlesswater

Masylvana wrote:I always imagined something that was literally biblical, so the rapture or something.

That or it's the insurance company covering all its bases.

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:I always imagined it as someone just randomly walking down a road so innocently and obliviously under a clear sunny sky. Suddenly a whole thunderstorm appears out of nowhere and without warning, the poor person is struck by lightning. Instead of hearing thunder though afterwards, you hear the words "PSYCH!"

Or maybe like a natural disaster, like a tornado sweeps one person up before retracting back into the clouds... Or maybe God himself comes down and shoots a guy like "whaddup"

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

NEW POLL yaaaaaaay!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Eastlesswater wrote:Thanks, Grumpy Grandpa

In that case, I'm Jules Eastlesswater, and it's nice to meet you all! I don't know much about gameplay other than deciding on Issues and writing Factbooks, so hopefully I can get some guidance from you guys! I'm 18, and I go to Delta State University in Mississippi (USA), and I major in music education. But if we meet in person and you ask me to sing something, I just might bite you. Literally, bite, with teeth, to flesh. Preferably your forearm. :D

Music education?

Music and education. In the same sentence.

I am appalled.

I know, all educations are equal.

But, some are more equal than others.

;)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

I have the biggest agricultural sector.

Take that treehuggers!

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:I have the biggest agricultural sector.

Take that treehuggers!

Glad I am not a treehugger anymore.

I AM A SNEK!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

screw it ill do it myself *gets the box from russinadia and places it on gramps lawn and pull the first charm off than the second making it multiply into fifty and i disappear before they all go off in one giant blinding flash*

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:screw it ill do it myself *gets the box from russinadia and places it on gramps lawn and pull the first charm off than the second making it multiply into fifty and i disappear before they all go off in one giant blinding flash*

It's just a prank bro.

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:screw it ill do it myself *gets the box from russinadia and places it on gramps lawn and pull the first charm off than the second making it multiply into fifty and i disappear before they all go off in one giant blinding flash*

What . . . the . . . fuuuuuuck???

M.

Laughing Buddha

yes i know, and you never fulfilled it but it was pretty good wasnt it? *had left some of the grass glowing and it spells 'Go Culveria and Russinadia'*

Matrixulated

and what is this gulag i heard of?

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:yes i know, and you never fulfilled it but it was pretty good wasnt it? *had left some of the grass glowing and it spells 'Go Culveria and Russinadia'*

Sorry, I disappeared from time and space for a few days.

Culveria wrote:and what is this gulag i heard of?

Sounds delicious right? Well it's like a gym, that you live at, ad rarely stop working out, barely get any food, and it is really cold. Thanks Russia

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:Sorry, I disappeared from time and space for a few days.

no worries i disappeared for a few days too on some errands

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:no worries i disappeared for a few days too on some errands

Had to pick up some quantum potatoes/not potatoes from the reality super-store.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

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