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Russinadia wrote:Sarcasm doesn't work with text. Sounds like fun.

I....................like*choking*............................................................him.

Parrona wrote:I....................like*choking*............................................................him.

Why are you chocking? I shall help!

*punches you in the chest*

I don't think that's how you do the Heimlich maneuver, but oh well.

Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Antartican Rp2

Chokes out an almond.

Parrona wrote:Chokes out an almond.

You got any left?

Russinadia wrote:You got any left?

No, but I do have teh tarik for you.

Parrona wrote:No, but I do have teh tarik for you.

Oh yes. Very much yes. Thanks for te drank.

Faulknation

anyone else wish to come on this escapade if anyone?

Culveria wrote:anyone else wish to come on this escapade if anyone?

I'll come. I can take some neat pictures.

Potatogion wrote:I'll come. I can take some neat pictures.

why not

i take it parrona is too mentally stable for this. when shall we be off?

Good news everyone! And [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].

I [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] have compiled the first version of "The Spiritus's zombie survival guide"!

Those zombies won't know what will hit them next year!

It can be found here (You need an account on the Spiritus's forum for this link):

http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30063448/1/#new

And here (I was too lazy to fix the layout, the layout is better when one uses the previous link.):

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=715658

Any suggestions for improvements are welcome.

The Salaxalans, Cosmolate, Grumpy Grandma

but none shall be left behind *picks parrona up by the back of his shirt* everyone ready?

Ahh...................wow?

Culveria wrote:i take it parrona is too mentally stable for this. when shall we be off?

As soon as we can. Hold on though I've got to grab my "wranglin' hat".

*runs away to grab the hat*

*comes back*

I'm ready now.

Culveria wrote:but none shall be left behind *picks parrona up by the back of his shirt* everyone ready?

I'm ready.

are we joining in the fight, or just being bystanders. also, if we are, is it just you or am I good to go as well

Culveria wrote:but none shall be left behind *picks parrona up by the back of his shirt* everyone ready?

Wow.......at least let me get my maple syrup.

Done, I ready...........

Faulknation wrote:are we joining in the fight, or just being bystanders. also, if we are, is it just you or am I good to go as well

I'm going to ride one.

Hello! 😆😬😎

The Salaxalans

Faulknation wrote:are we joining in the fight, or just being bystanders. also, if we are, is it just you or am I good to go as well

we'll take turns being on the backs of the fighting dragons

Parrona wrote:Wow.......at least let me get my maple syrup.

*hands parrona his syrup*

hmmmm maybe ill be in the fight too

Russinadia wrote:I'm going to ride one.

i think i will fight. [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] would you like to be on my back in he fight?

Culveria wrote:hmmmm maybe ill be in the fight too

remember that I'm also a dragon god...just lower than you

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:Hello! 😆😬😎

Hello! :) (ignore the standard insanity of the RMB)

The Salaxalans, Phytophthora Infestans

Faulknation wrote:remember that I'm also a dragon god...just lower than you

yes i know. but we dont want it to be too unfair for the other two. itd be best if it was just i in the fight

Culveria wrote:yes i know. but we dont want it to be too unfair for the other two. itd be best if it was just i in the fight

alright. if anyone wants to have some distance I can be flying in circles around the group

Telekinesis is my speciality.

Faulknation wrote:Hello! :) (ignore the standard insanity of the RMB)
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity - "Insanity" may just be justified provided the right stimulus - Anyhow, I see this region is a home to potatoes and potato lovers - Google my nation name and let us see the Genius and the Insanity...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cosmolate, Grumpy Grandma

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity - "Insanity" may just be justified provided the right stimulus - Anyhow, I see this region is a home to potatoes and potato lovers - Google my nation name and let us see the Genius and the Insanity...

you kill plants, which means you can harm potatoes. POTATOGION! WE NEED YOU!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Faulknation wrote:you kill plants, which means you can harm potatoes. POTATOGION! WE NEED YOU!!!

HAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😈

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Young one, do not purge or enslave, lest you draw our ire.(Stellaris reference)

Faulknation wrote:you kill plants, which means you can harm potatoes...
On the subject of potatoes, see my flag...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] get your potato worshiping arse in here and take care of these infestans

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:On the subject of potatoes, see my flag...

But the parrot will go extinct due to a lack of nuts.(embargo enacted)

Phytophthora Infestans

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:On the subject of potatoes, see my flag...

you are quite daring to do such blasphemy here.

The Salaxalans, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] get your potato worshiping arse in here and take care of these infestans

perhaps we will see Potato Jesus Christ before Potatogion

Phytophthora Infestans

Our national animal. The parrot.

Phytophthora Infestans

Parrona wrote:Our national animal. The parrot.

Parrona...can you not right now

Can I not................yes?

Parrona wrote:Can I not................yes?

good

Culveria wrote:i think i will fight. [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] would you like to be on my back in he fight?

Sure!

League of sovereign nations?

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] get your potato worshiping arse in here and take care of these infestans

I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:Sure!

What fight?

If it's against you,I might join.

Audriany wrote:What fight?

its between me and two immortal dragons. watch *turns into my enourmous black dragon form and lowers my head for [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* let us be off. the mountains arent far

Definitely not

Audriany wrote:If it's against you,I might join.

[nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] would you please take the others there. i shall commence the combat upon arrival

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

and everyone please know the combat is entirely for the thrills but it does not mean i will hold back nor will the other two

Culveria wrote:its between me and two immortal dragons. watch *turns into my enourmous black dragon form and lowers my head for [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* let us be off. the mountains arent far

No hate.

BUT THIS IS A NATION SIMULATOR.

Faulknation

Audriany wrote:No hate.

BUT THIS IS A NATION SIMULATOR.

i know it is. im the god of my nation. and i do as i please.

Empire Democratique Francais

I have returned from my mission to Europe - So how is everyone and everything here?!

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:its between me and two immortal dragons. watch *turns into my enourmous black dragon form and lowers my head for [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* let us be off. the mountains arent far

Alrighty then. Let's go.

*climbs onto Draconos*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have returned from my mission to Europe - So how is everyone and everything here?!

Holy nuts! Welcome back JZJ.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

would you like to come along as well Jedi-Zombi Jezus? *spreads my huge black wings* do you have a way to fly or move quickly?

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Culveria wrote:would you like to come along as well Jedi-Zombi Jezus? *spreads my huge black wings* do you have a way to fly or move quickly?

Omnipresence has its uses you know!

...but um; where are you going?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais

to the mountains. i know two wild immortal greater dragons that are always in combat. i wish to join there fight and [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is going to be on my back as i brawl with the other two

Woh! How many Jesus[es] are there?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:Woh! How many Jesus[es] are there?

no idea. but now that your here would you like to come along as well?

Sure. I'll bring some poppotat for everyone.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Omnipresence has its uses you know!

...but um; where are you going?

I see you have been curing like there was no tomorrow.

Out of curiousity: Did you shout "There can only be one!" when you lauched the cure missiles?

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

[nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] how about we just go and see who follows?

I'll fly on my potatoplane.

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:I'll fly on my potatoplane.

I'll fly with you.

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

*i take off the black fog surrounding me and trailing behind me as i fly towards the mountains and releases a roar that sounds like the souls of millions of people crying out in fear, pain, and despair*

*chuckles* what do you think of the roar of Emberiség [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]?

Culveria wrote:to the mountains. i know two wild immortal greater dragons that are always in combat. i wish to join there fight and [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] is going to be on my back as i brawl with the other two

No thanks, but aren't you a Godly representative of all dragons - Why would you watch two parts of yourself fighting?

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:Woh! How many Jesus[es] are there?

I was here first, I was just away "on a mission"...

Potato Jesus huh? - You are just another part of me and the general madness of this region, I guess...

Alekseandrea wrote:I see you have been curing like there was no tomorrow.

Out of curiousity: Did you shout "There can only be one!" when you lauched the cure missiles?

That was a ruse, check my last post on their RMB to see full details...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

instability isn't something to be ashamed of jzj. everyone has internal battles. just mine are more external at the same time

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

two feuding dragons are two aspects of me that are against each other

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No thanks, but aren't you a Godly representative of all dragons - Why would you watch two parts of yourself fighting?I was here first, I was just away "on a mission"...

Potato Jesus huh? - You are just another part of me and the general madness of this region, I guess...That was a ruse, check my last post on their RMB to see full details...

A most cunning plan.

I take it that you're going to terrorize another region next year?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

well, anyone want to get a ride from me. I have potatoes on my back, and a spot where you can cook them from my internal heat.

Culveria wrote:*chuckles* what do you think of the roar of Emberiség [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]?

The roar is very exciting. Reminds me of the roar of battle of the Great Potato War.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:No thanks, but aren't you a Godly representative of all dragons - Why would you watch two parts of yourself fighting?I was here first, I was just away "on a mission"...

Potato Jesus huh? - You are just another part of me and the general madness of this region, I guess...That was a ruse, check my last post on their RMB to see full details...

I'm a part of you?! Does that mean I am your son? Father!?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Alekseandrea wrote:A most cunning plan.

I take it that you're going to terrorize another region next year?

You know, I'm not sure about that - Though I've grown weary of Europe - It isn't what it used to be...

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:I'm a part of you?! Does that mean I am your son? Father!?

I'm NOT your father! - You are an anthropic manifestation of a strong human need for belief within this region, a part of the greater need across the World/s - Understand?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

This is reminding me of the relationship between Death and Mort in the DiscWorld of the Terry Pratchett Universe...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cosmolate, Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:The roar is very exciting. Reminds me of the roar of battle of the Great Potato War.

must have been full of death. the roar of Emberiség is the roar of all of humanitys pain fear and despair. hence its name. it literally translates to humanity

tho nothing can truly embody all of it

Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity - "Insanity" may just be justified provided the right stimulus - Anyhow, I see this region is a home to potatoes and potato lovers - Google my nation name and let us see the Genius and the Insanity...

*Flies over the region dusting the crops with strong fungicide*

Parrona wrote:But the parrot will go extinct due to a lack of nuts.(embargo enacted)

*Offers the pretty polly bird a sack of nuts*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I have returned from my mission to Europe - So how is everyone and everything here?!

Oh God! HOW MANY MORE GODS CAN THIS REGION TAKE?!

Culveria wrote:snip
...AND I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERF*CKIN' DRAGONS IN THIS MOTHERF*CKIN' REGION!!!

*Ducks for cover*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:must have been full of death. the roar of Emberiség is the roar of all of humanitys pain fear and despair. hence its name. it literally translates to humanity

The Great Potato War was filled with death on both sides. Many good men, women, and potatoes died for victory.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You know, I'm not sure about that - Though I've grown weary of Europe - It isn't what it used to be...I'm NOT your father! - You are an anthropic manifestation of a strong human need for belief within this region, a part of the greater need across the World/s - Understand?

That makes sense, seeing as I came to be during the potato war.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

dragons havent done anything to you you old hag

Culveria wrote:must have been full of death. the roar of Emberiség is the roar of all of humanitys pain fear and despair. hence its name. it literally translates to humanity

*stares into nothingness because yo triggered my PTSD*

'Twas a terrible war. I watched so many of my friends die. So many good potatoes were killed.

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:The Great Potato War was filled with death on both sides. Many good men, women, and potatoes died for victory.

sounds sad. i was not here to witness the glory sadly

Potatogion wrote:*stares into nothingness because yo triggered my PTSD*

'Twas a terrible war. I watched so many of my friends die. So many good potatoes were killed.

oh my one second *releases a huge roar that sounds like millions of souls crying out in victory, joy, and courage*

Culveria wrote:sounds sad. i was not here to witness the glory sadly

It was anything but great and glorious. You may live for battle, but these people died for victory.

Culveria wrote:oh my one second *releases a huge roar that sounds like millions of souls crying out in victory, joy, and courage*

Sounds like during the war. By the end however, it was silent. No one was happy about the war. We were happy for the end, but to stunned by what had happened to cheer.

that was the roar of Shōri.

Potatogion wrote:Sounds like during the war. By the end however, it was silent. No one was happy about the war. We were happy for the end, but to stunned by what had happened to cheer.

now enough about this war of the past. it is over. there souls have not been forgotten. a culverian fought in that war though. he was a lowly soldier. ran fourth bravely and died quickly but never once let out a roar of emberiség. he let loose a roar of Shōri with his dying breath that rivals even mine when im at my best

Faulknation

though not everyone heard it

since his death people in there last breaths when dying in true honor hear his mighty roar. the roar of my chosen adventurer

Many Russinadians fight and died in the war. I led the attack straight into the heart of the International Northwestern Union. It was a victory, but at an immense cost of life.

well now. who wants to go get some food?

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Written by Refuge Isle.