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Region: Spiritus

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"After claims of two-headed Peniss being seen near the numerous landfills of Imran the Killer, there have been calls for the government to act."

You'd think that they'd code it so if your national animal's last letter of it's name is an S, they'd put an apostrophe instead of another S to show plural form. EX: Penis'.

"Imran the Killer's national animal is the Penis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Imran."

version number with drug use will I be in the world?

@ Imran: Oh dear, cheese-loving God,why? Also, *Penisi. (:p)

Top 1% of Spiritus for largest defense forces? Second to one? This is unacceptable!

damn you sir, for fouling this region with spotted dick!

That's... well... erm...

No Comment, CC

I actually got a telegram from a mod that my national animal can't be "offensive", so I changed my national animal from a penis to a real animal. My new national animal is now the cock. Works better with the plural forms.

Yeah, that would probably work better >.>

You shouldn't use explicit names in your motto/animal/city/etc.

Also, welcome new nations!

indeed. WELCOME! It is my goal to endorse everyone. endorse me and I will endorse you back. it is hard to keep track of everyone that I have already endorsed

Hey... we're past that Duck-named puppet dump. Now what?

Good question!

erm... Let's pass that Pokemon Themed Puppet Dump!

The constitutional amendment that was at vote has passed and elections for the Regional Assembly have begun! Register on our offsite forum and apply for citizenship to get involved: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/index/

I'm still looking for a new pretitle in case anyone has any lovely and hilarious ideas. This one was supposed to be temporary!

(The sound of a horse is heard in the distance. A man is seen skipping while another man wearing a backpack hits two halves a coconut together.)

Greetings brothers of Spiritus! I come on a Quest from God! That Quest is to find, secure, and protect the Holy Grail!

I have decent reason to believe that some clues to its whereabouts may be in this region.

Good morrow.

(The Impadonian travellers struggle to set up camp)

Can we stay?

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Of course you can stay!

Arthur, we will aid you in whatever way we can.

of course you can stay. I love having new people in spiritus!

Welcome Arthur! May your search be greatly fruitful and may all luck come to you in your journey!

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Welcome to Arthur and Impadonia! Arthur, we will be glad to assist you in your noble quest.

Greetings Fair Arthur! I wish thee best of luck on your quest and offer you food and drink to sate thy hunger and thirst!

Although the taxes are a incredibly high (understandable for all the benefits provided), I really like the setting described in this nation of mine.

Unfortunately I had to travel unexpectedly for the past 5 days so please excuse my absence.

I took me three days to figure out that this i what the number next to Spiritus meant. I feel like a rocket scientist.

I thank thee all for your kindness. Would any of you happen to have any relics or anything for sell?

Welcome, King Arthur. I have for you, one of the most cherished relics in my family. "The Spiritual Cup". It was drank from by The lord Jesus's lesser known brother... Steve. I will sell it to you for 10,000 of my Boondollars. Which I believe, is worth approximately 1.42 of your coconuts

Margaretheans have it easy! A Nexim is a small metal triangle, small enough to fit in a human palm. Because of this, some imps collect guitar picks as counterfeit! I suppose another banning is in order...

I hear you! It's so typical citizens to think they have a say in how they live their lives. Have they no respect for total authority? I think it's high time for the monthly blood bath.

I'm just lucky to have a machine that mentally regresses the populace to an early age.

my people do whatever the hell they want. The economy is 3 points from being maxed out, and civil and political freedoms are amazing, but i'm almost an anarchy, being run by biker gangs. I wish they'd ask more questions regarding police funding.

Why are our citizens all so whiny all the time?!

Oh, i know way! It's the lack of public flogging. A good flogging twice a month would solve all their problems.

I feel the spirit.

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

To all WA nations in Spiritus, I encourage you to vote in favor of the current General Assembly resolution. The original Consumer Product Safety has horrible flaws and must be repealed.

For instance, take a look at the definition of "unsafe consumer product":

"any consumer product that can pose a fire, electrical, chemical, or mechanical hazard or can injure a consumer while used properly and according to age / training / safety requirements"

What about cars, alcohol, matches, lighters, medication, etc.? Those, when used properly, can cause hazard or injury, but they most certainly shouldn't be banned. Yet, following the original resolution, they would be.

I have more about this, but I don't want to fill up the RMB too much! Take a look at the World Assembly Hall on the forums; I put out my whole argument there.

I urge you all to vote to repeal!

what do you think of my new flag?

Yes, That is nice. One thing though... Shouldn't your Don't be that instead of Don,t? Or was there some sort of secret reason?

It's probably a secret plot by The Salaxalans. Some sort of evil mind control thing @_@

Ummm... I controlled Arendsland's mind to cause a typo?

Yes, admit it demon!

Wait, if anyone is a Demon here.. IT'S ME.

What does that make Salaxians?

Ah I see now we're all zombies.

I disagree. I cured that plague with Birthday Cake Oreos!

Why would you think that?

Also, welcome new nations!

Yes, Welcome and some such.

OMG!

It's Earth :D

Hi Earth :D

I have quite a dilemma in my fact book there is only one article in my overview section

It my shock you it may even terrify you

and I want you to judge it

and remember stay calm it is only a simulation.

I mean look at the one that is the only one in the overview secetion of my factbook

give me your opinion

I am quite glad that it is banned. Homophobes need to get their heads out of the 15th Century and back into Modern Day society.

well...it is banned in america but Lameistania won't ban it until the poll in the international incidents called Cancel''Straight-en up Timon'' is completed in 15 days and who knows the yays might lose to the nays. VOTE EVERYBODY give it your true opinion.

I'm... pretty sure you should read some stickies on what should go into II and perhaps get a bit more developed into the NS RP Community

oh oh..what's wrong..

Oh ,I should not of advertised my threads?

Oh no, that's fine! It was more of a "You're new so reading these is really helpful for new Roleplayers" sort of thing :)

This region is great and all but my people want to found their own so I am off ,great people of Spiritus!

Awww, sad to see you go!

Best of luck on your new endeavor!

So, I am new to this region, and the game, so is there anything in particular I should heed?

Hey! Welcome to the Region!

Well, you should definitely join the World Assembly and Endorse our Delegate.

It's also a cool idea to go join our forum at w11.zetaboards.com/spiritus

I sent you a Welcome Telegram with some more information :)

Thank you. How do I post on the board? When I try anything it says I don't have permission.

You register an account! Top Left Corner of the Forum :P

Haha, that's alright :)

It's actually a really common thing I get asked :P

Just got a board membership and applied for citizenship.

Awesome, I'll check it out :)

You should consider joining the World Assembly at http://nationstates.net/page=un and endorsing [nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation]

our Delegate!

Go to the Nation Page. Above the 'Write Telegram' box, on the left, there should be an Endorse button :)

You've got to actually join the WA first, though. Not just apply :P

No Problem! If you've got any other questions, feel free to ask them :)

Make sure to take a look at the World Assembly Hall on the forums! You can vote on how I will vote and discuss resolutions.

Yes! You should definitely do that too :D

Is there any legislation being voted on, at present?

In the World Assembly, yes. We have a section about it in the World Assembly Hall on our forums.

You should join the chat room! We've got plenty of people who can answer questions you might have. :)

This is true! Plus it's just an awesome place!

How do I increase my population?

It increases daily, by a few million. No real way to speed it up, although not logging it after a while can slow it down/stop it

No Problem :)

You should accept your WA email and endorse the Delegate :3

indeed, and my personal goal is to endorse everyone. so you should so I can endorse you

Haha, that's a pretty awesome goal. I think my personal Goal is to see us break into the Top 20 before April. We'll see if it happens or not, but it would be epic!

You should also consider joining the forum and becoming a Citizen!

Well, you've just joined. If you apply for Citizenship, you can actually get access to the rest of the forum and become a part of the awesome Forum community! It means you can take part in the Government, play Forum Games, decide how the WA Delegate votes, and more!

cool, I will look into it

Awesome. I'd love to see you get more involved ^.^

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