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Region: Spiritus
True. I have always found theology interesting, and since I began researching it more and more on my own, I've found that my religious beliefs were something I had never even heard of.
Matrixulated
Hey everyone.
Matrixulated
hi sir
Matrixulated
Oh, I was just being a.. *swish* *swish* Ebenezer! Finally, a smoothie... Did you get rotten flesh in it? *picks out a glop of stringy flesh* *shrugs* *drinks through straw* hmmmm
So where was I? Oh yes... Dodging the question. Whats that?! *points*
*runs away with ebenezer*
*swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish*
Matrixulated
so apparently somebody reported my comment about me legalizing cloning. I don't know how it was offensive and all that, but please nobody report me, I haven't done anything
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phonexia, Jellal, South Antawasi, Alekseandrea, Purple Reign
Thanks for the hospitality! Bye-bye! *tips hat, vanishes*
Matrixulated
I love you all. <3
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Sol Heathcliff, Kautas, Catgirls
Things happened...
Did it by any chance involve a contract, 20 liters of blood, a half-eaten tuna, milk, some stray cats, radioactive material, an altered retrovirus, ancient markings and a particle accelerator?
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catgirls
We lost another musician~Dan Hicks, of, among others, Dan Hicks and his Hit Licks. Another founder of the 'San Francisco Sound'. Age 74, cancer. RIP...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You, kind sir, have played too many vidya games :3
It was way more banal. A mad scientist playing with genes on a forgotten planet, captured by some interstellar confederation before he could finish his work, leaving his creations fending for themselves on that hostile world. Some generations later, those creatures found the old spaceship of that scientist, and pressed some buttons, then... *boop* soflty crash-landed on Earth!
Nah, nah, nyaah~ You can't trust those stories you found on the Catgirl Internet!
It's just natural evolution and natural selection, for sure. Not that we found any evidence.
:c Didn't know him before today; music's cool; rip
I just had to play Omikron again when David Bowie died;; (the feels~)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
They are not called video games, they're called interactive art. Unless it's a Bethesda game.
In that case it's unfinished interactive art.
Matrixulated, Phonexia, Jellal, Kautas, Catgirls
Post self-deleted by Arcane Hermetic Orders.
My fellow lovers of freedom, i humbly request assistance in taking control back of The Waters Of Lethe which was just savaged by DEN. If anyone can come, make me delegate, i will restore the region and be forever indebted. Peace and blessings.
Hey guys sorry I haven't been as active school has been biting me in the butt lately, as I'm trying to get a scholarship so I can go to college for free but I promise I'll be more active soon
Matrixulated
*heavy breathing through respirator*
I find the lack of polls I can answer with more than 'huh' disturbing.
*heavy breathing through respirator*
*force chokes Salaxalans*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Well if it helps, my answer was "Huh?" as well. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Apology accepted.
(A true star wars fan knows what happens after this line...)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jezus Christ is worshipped as a god...
- Well it was bound to happen!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
https://youtu.be/lbltJ70Zzx8
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
[B]The Regional Map has been updated:[/B]
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11210951/1/
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Catgirls
Greetings! I am Lord Hutton, he above all. I wish to inform you you will likely be permanently blessed with my presence, a I will likely move my Holy dominion here.
All Praise Lord Hutton
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
My will has been carried out.
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Nice place you got here!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You can that me, Lord of all, for that.
Praise be
Matrixulated
We already have God, The Spirit, our founder who we thank for this place. You can however be A god, I suppose.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
All shall bow to me for I AM LORD ABOVE ALL
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Prove it
Matrixulated
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=our_lord_hutton/detail=factbook/id=557726
Praise be
Matrixulated
Meh. A god without cat ears can't be a real god in the eyes of our people.
*bows* oops, old reflex. What's your specialty ? Can you even magic ?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Madaloria.
Hutton seriously I will bye your account for money
Matrixulated
I can speak to dolphins. Also I do not defecate. Cat ears would be a detriment compared to the glory of Hutton!
Praise be
Matrixulated, Catgirls
Already worship a great blue ox, named 'Babe', don't need another, thanx...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I am the blue ox. I pay women to call me babe, that's where the name comes from.
Praise be
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Your godness is no match for the power of Science!
And my nuclear arsenal.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Neat ! Our dolphins speak mostly to Sandcats, but I'm sure they can speak to gods too~
You should come visit some day !
*bows due to the unconsciously irradiating contagious will of non-cat god*
Matrixulated
Not even close~'Babe' is female. So are you claiming to be a cross-dresser or are you a closet lesbian? Great minds would like to know...
The Blood Ravens, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Purple Reign
War
Consider it done
Praise be
Matrixulated
Praise be
Matrixulated
I'm horrified.
If you're going to falsify a statement,
Do it the proper way: practically undetectable.
People can read my opinion in the post above your last one, my dear 'lord' Hutton.
Which was also one of your own posts.
Is a bit of competence really too much to ask for?
If it's worth doing,
it's worth of being properly done.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
There's room here for all sorts of Gods and Demigods - Proof of this fact is how many are already here!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
Um... No, I mean, as my National motto states; "Thou Art Not My Father!"
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Oh good Lord!
No pun intended.
Too many demigods and too many basket cases claiming Godhood.
Why would the (self-acclaimed) 'all-powerful' creator need to pay women for anything ??? Ever ???
O_o
I claim shenanigans and bullsh|tz!!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
He must be kind enough to offer them a salary! When there are so many gods, it needs a lot of "convincing" to praise a god instead of another :3
Pantheons are the best~ if there are too many gods, just let 'em fight against each other, and there will be less divinities to praise afterwards~ >:3
Why praise the weakest ones anyway, right ? God catfight !! Yay ! We made Nekollywood movies about all of them, with low budget !
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
I am a generous overlord
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm always suspicious of self-proclaimed 'generosity' and 'over-lordship', makes me wonder what else He's lying about...
I agree with Matrixulated~ shenanigans and bullsh|tz!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
war
praise be
Matrixulated
So much for 'over-lordship' if He has to stoop to war, a 'G*d' should have been able o convince me by sheer force of personality, something else I also observe to be lacking here...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
All the talk abput gods . The only thing to worship is the majestic sun.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Meanwhile in our friendly Catgirls nation...
"the police recently used a main battle tank to stop a robbery in downtown Catgirls City"
http://www.superbwallpapers.com/anime/small-blonde-girl-in-a-tank-40043/
Well happiness is sometimes just a tank away. But we kindly requested that Nekomimi policewoman to stop bringing her tank at work and use it only at home.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Hello everyone.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Why not worship the people who build the sun...you know...me?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I am the sun
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello!
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
The amount of theistic megalomaniacs on this forum seems to have grown exponentially.
I suggest extermination to prevent them from reaching critical mass.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
Welcome, [nation=short]Vellis-Barca[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
Woot! Got Factbook started on first try. I have zero technical skills. Am I on the right track? I have a lot more I want to add. Baby steps.
Matrixulated
still
i don't understand what is happening
someone refresh me
pls
Matrixulated, Vellis-Barca
What don't you understand? Be more specific. =P
Matrixulated
Rebooting Holy Empire of Central Europe...
Sounds like a plan to me...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
The UnOrthodox Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a peace-loving, peacekeeping nation, led by the the hippie eco-socialist ideals of Our Great Glorious and Supremely Devine Leader; Jezus Christ - You may notice we never declare war; I mean sure sometimes some of our church leaders, followers, "diplomats", "pilgrims", and proselytizing evangelists occasionally stumble across borders, in the pursuit of converts and irresistible munchies, but it's not War; we just looking to spread the Word, Peace and Love (and all that); perhaps searching for a kindly face...
...to rip off and eat.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well, I'm the Sun and the Son (get it?!)
Matrixulated, Our Lord Hutton
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Oh yeah!!
My money is on JayZeeJay.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Worth a try, and it shouldn't cost too much...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.
Welcome to Spiritus, both!
Hello.
M
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
my economy is sooo high
that i fell that i will have a economical crisis
Matrixulated
This notion has my wholehearted holy blessing.
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
See, this theistic megalomaniac is even incapable of properly quoting people.
Imagine the horror if there are more of them.
Stealing our bandwidth.
Polluting our message boards.
Infecting others with flawed concepts.
We must act now!
Before it's too late...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
I thank you kindly for your support!
Well, I would lend the support of my peacekeeping forces, if I were not surely part of the problem that you wish to purge - I mean it would be impossible for you to wipe us out, but it would be nice to see us on more friendly terms aswell - Diplomacy here is key; extermination can never be complete and total - Look at the last zombie apocalypse last Halloween; yes I was in a different region at the time, and they tried to wipe me out, but I'm still here! - I'd like to hear you support that continued existance.
Perhaps a "Coalition of the Willing" against the "Axis of Evil"?!
N.B. I'd be part of the former, and not the latter...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Theistic megalomaniac is even invading the issues now. Just discovered an ancient temple in my lands and discovered I have a cult I hadn't foreseen~the Cult of the Undead Squirrel (Squirrel being my national animal). Probably a side effect of a minor infection from the Jedi-Zombi-Jezus. Those folks will be exiled ASAP!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hey if you suddenly find hundreds of undead squirrels, we're buying! Our Leocelots need some new toys :3 (we'll just hope whatever caused the undead issue isn't contagious between different species)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Notice me senpai
Matrixulated
Not sure if we have undead squirrels~just a cult that worships them, if they actually exist. We'll start shoveling them across the boarder immediately, if not sooner...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You shouldn't worry.
Zombie squirrels tend to get eaten by cats.
The zombification process makes the squirrels too stupid to avoid them.
Cats are immune to the virus for some reason.
Our current theory:
Cats already contain the maximal amount of malice one can squeeze in a cat.
Trying to add more malice is like trying to avoid idiots. You just can't succeed.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Not my fault! The strain of Zombie virus prevalent in The Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is primarily a disease that crosses the interspecies boundaries between "higher" mammalian species; humans, apes, dogs, cats, pigs, and er... bears (those are real buggers!)
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
Oh dear! You obviously haven't spent much time with cats, if you think there is a limit to the malice, pure rage, and unstable volatile energy they can contain!
See here...
https://youtu.be/jk3xBhqcjqY
- You have been warned!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
*shivers* uuuhh... I need to inform my embassy, like, right now... We may have to change some tourism routes depending on the visitor's nation!
:c
ha, haha, hahaha... *eye-twitch* This power...
Uh, n-no, don't look at me like that! Yes some of us have magic-- uuuhh yes most catgirls always land on their feet but--
We... we don't wanna end up as a batteries in some giant contraption !!! :c
*takes some mysterious red pill and runs to the nearest phone booth*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Oh dear!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Alekseandrea
Those are just radiation storms.
It's a perfectly normal type of weather.
There's nothing to fear.
Since they're already dead.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Those are flies.
Lots and lots of flies.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Operator? I need an exit!
I could help you with that . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
Jedi-Zombi-Jezus, Lord of the Flies? Christ and Anti-Christ in one person? No wonder I ain't Christian...
In other news, I apparently had a civil war at some time in the past, dealing with the Squirrel Republic (Racist separatists) flag issue...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Petition to turn the Jedi-zombie-Jezus virus into a bio wepon to inflict on our enemies
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Viral bioweapons are, by their very nature, extremely hard to control and/or kept contained.
Don't try to save money on weapon development.
It tends to bite you in the ass.
Literally in this particular case.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Kautas, Our Lord Hutton
Yes Alekseandrea, we in the Church of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus like to bite things in the ass, and anyone who tries to weaponize the Jedi-Zombi Virus soon finds they do too! - It is not easily contained or controlled - Whilst it is primarily transmitted through bodily fluids, it readily becomes a bio-aerosol under certain conditions, and displays what could be mistaken as actual intelligence and malice aforethought in the targetting of potential hosts for conversion or termination - It is a smart engineered thing of beauty... Haha-hahaha!!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
After much contentious wrangling in the legislature, including a walkout by the opposition party and an attempted filibuster, as well as an unprecedented bombing campaign by 'The People's Front for the Liberation of the Squirrel Republic', Rogue Lumberjacks gather to salute their new national banner...
And I think that any attempt to spread J-Z-J virus should be punished by forcing the perpetrator(s) to listen to all of the Republican Presidential debates back to back for as long as they last~currently some 47 hours worth...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I can only support such a cruel punishment.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
ROFLMAO!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Ever since JayZeeJay expressed a keen interest in munching on my ass, my cheeks have been divided, split right down the middle, on how best to respond to this.
They don't sleep well at night.
And you, Alekseandrea, would be wise not to invite undue attention.
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
TMI, Matrixulated, TMI...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
6 minutes ago: Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base".
16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.
I have a capital!
A Zombie-proof one, of course.
Does anyone have a suggestion for a (better) name?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
"Echo Base"?! - Is it perchance "far away in time", and perhaps "in a galaxy far, far away" aswell?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
(1) It's funny that your Capital has the exact name of a place I've been before - Could it perhaps be the same place? - Perhaps I left behind some booby-traps, perhaps I did not - I don't know! Haha-hahaha!!
(2) You poor fool! - You really think that a subterranean citadel is zombie-proof?! - Many zombies arise out of subterranean homes, take naps, or lie down for a centuries-long sleep underground (there may already be some around this "Echo Base"); if they can come out of the ground, or go into it willingly and survive, surely you can see your subterranean citadel may be in great risk...
I'll leave you now; I sense it may be too late...
*A sound of scrabbling, scratching, shambling and shuffling in the distance is getting closer to your office door*
Unfortunately, these are not my kind of zombies; I'll have no sway here...
**Cuts transmission**
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Oh, I just made a new banner-like flag, for draping in all places of worship in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus - I think it gives more of the right atmosphere and impression of my nation - Thoughts?
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
First impression~Germany 1944. Just sayin'
You could go more traditional~ancient Greek, Alekseandrapolis, for example...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Our Lord Hutton
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