Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
IT'S TIME! We can finally use the fiery option on that tin-can called Matrixulated!
AH-HAHAHAHA!
PULLING THE PLUG IN 2 DAYS and 10 HOURS! (as of the time of writing)
As I am feeling particularly magnanimous these recent days I have decided to give our dear friend Matrixulated a pass, for now.
[sub]It has nothing to do with the fact that N-day is on a Thursday, and Matrixulated and I will most likely be in the same faction. [/sub]
[sub]*magical wall-carving of Abbadon the Despoiler screams "f_ck you!" in disdain*[/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm
Yay i have a capital!
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm
*chuckles*
On a more...serious note though, I live in Asia, and that means I'll be sleeping through the first one hour of this event, try not to get 20 radiation in the first 60 minutes, will ya?
In addition, I would take a purely defensive stance this time, I have my meds this time.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Versatran, Haremm
Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? What does that mean? 😦
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Versatran, Haremm
Great! Now Parrona knows where to bomb you. 😮
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
FYI, there will be a N-Day channel on the Discord server, but no one is required to use it. Standing targets and NAPs/alliances will be listed here on the WFE as well.
Don't worry about missing the start of the event. As I recall, participation tends to take a dive towards the end, so it's not unwelcome if activity is spread out a little.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Hey Argarysk looks like you might have caught a break. Duke Nukem is medicated and distracted. 😥
Matrixulated, Parrona, Haremm
I am moving away to Conifer for a little while. My time here has been great! I will definitely be back!
Matrixulated, Starch
I'm your backup!
Matrixulated
And he will. He is The Evil Eye and meds or no meds, that boy needs therapy.
Alekseandrea has multiple personalities, none of them pleasant, all of them soulless, and at least one of them is in denial.
Like that one, for example.
Understand your mechanics, whelp! The mainframe is hardware that runs the software. The software is the programming, or in this scenario, the simulation that I call The Codestream where all you Muppets dance for my entertainment.
I could add an evil laugh at this point, but I'll just have a Zen moment instead. 😏
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah
Did you run out of cookies? 😮
Is it menopause? 😲
M.
Alekseandrea
Best of luck to our allies in Spiritus. We're still awaiting word if we will be recalled to the homeland during the duration. If not, we will help out here.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Oh dear. I posted it with the wrong account. Oops. ;)
N-day.
I sure do hope you join the wrong alliance by mistake...
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Starch
Oof, so am I mate, so am I. And also I have exams up to 9:30 am PST so I might be a target, and sky cities are not invulnerable this time.
Oh... I almost forgot, my nation prohibits the use of WMDs...
Matrixulated
To the esteemed Grand Admiral Wight,
While it is definitely not proper for me to send orders to any of my subordinates through attachments to informal letters like the one you are reading now, I must inform you that the remnants of your Battlefleet is to be sent to the heart of Culveria to try and force them to cease their needless forays into Prunasia. In addition, the Void Dragon will be assigned to the defense of the Malcorian Protectorate, despite their claims that they would not need our protection.
Breaking with tradition, the Ranger would rendezvous with the Void Dragon directly at Machor, and not Tor Selata, for obvious reasons. I am most confident that you would be able to stave off a Malcorian Revolution while at the same time forcing the Culverians to withdraw, all without bombing Machor's surface into oblivion.
As the humans say, godspeed, you maverick.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Where's Culveria? Are we at war already?
Matrixulated
Good luck in the nuclear apocalypse!
Matrixulated
Hey guys.
Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Iceblade
Hey there! Welcome to spiritus! :)
Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Iceblade
Welcome !!!
Matrixulated
THE POTATO ALLIANCE RISES AGAIN! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=2
Newtexas, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Starch
Across the region, a message goes out on all civilian communication frequencies.
Emergency! Andorian Civil Defense has determined the threat of nuclear war is imminent. All residents are urged to report to emergency shelters immediately. Each individual is allowed one small suitcase or duffel bag with a max weight of 20 pounds.
Tune to your local emergency broadcast station for further updates.
Repeat: The threat of nuclear war is imminent. All residents are urged to report to emergency shelters immediately.
End Message
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Across all military channels.
Alert, Alert, Alert. DEFCON 1, Nuclear War Imminent! Alarm Red, MOPP Level 2. All Bomber crews prepare for immediate take off. Repeat: Alarm Red, MOPP Level 2.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Haremm
NUKES
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Anyhow I joined the discord for the nuclear thingy
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
We are late, the gate is open and the vanguard has left. The hunt has begun, and quite interestingly, no flag of rebellion has been raised on Machor. Very well, full power to shields and take defensive position above the world of Machor!
Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
The world of Machor remains pacified. This makes it a world worth defending, assume battlestations!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Across Andor, the missile sirens wail as multiple missiles are targeted at the Nation. Andorians and visitors huddle in their shelters and hope for the best.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Alekseandrea What if I want to go with the squid theory *because* I play Fallen London? :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Spudsters, know that The Texas! have your back! Texan spuds for one and all, covered in queso, of course!
🤠
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus
Please send shield to my faction!
Matrixulated
We already promised them Romulan Ale and non-irradiated BBQ. That will be quite the feast.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona
Macrobatteries, fire!
Matrixulated
In the defense of Machor, a cruiser belonging to Hispanyo was utterly destroyed by the Parronian battleship, Void Dragon, with zero casualties.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
I'm afraid your nightmares will increase and you'll be entering a state of some confusion.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
The Snakkran battleship, Zenith, has taken another victim, this time by ramming its victim before the smaller vessel was destroyed by a ship from Uppercut.
Essentially, the Snakkrans have stolen a kill.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I'd like to apologize for not participating of the event. Know it's cool for people and all but I literally have to leave home in an hour or two and god knows when I'll be back, even then got loads of uni exams coming.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona, Muahhahah
Post self-deleted by Tiyana.
I'll be perfectly honest I haven't touched nation states in over a year and I don't have a darn clue what's going on... Not that I ever did, my nation is a joke. Quite literally but I will try to do what I can once my nation begins to take off
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Someone said BBQ?🔥🍢🍗
I'm in!
Time to 🔥burn!🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Republic Of Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I got 100 nukes and no where to 🔥burn!🔥
What do I do now? 😦
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*A lone tribesman stands atop a hill on the borders of Spiritus, and looks on at the sprouting mushroom clouds, shedding a single tear*
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm, Peoples Republic Of Screw You
You can see our current targets on the faction description page! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Haremm
Meanwhile at the Potato Alliance HQ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZJbJ4Mfis
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Yep that's about it. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
HELP! I'm being targeted by the faction UPPERCUT! https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=36
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland
Yes well I think that's because you fired at them first. :P They're on our list of factions not to target, we have an agreement with them.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
So are you opening the door to ending your monogamous relationship with Matrixulated? I may be an ocean away but for the sakes of humanity I could step on his neck.
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
Well I didn't notice that ;-;
I sent white flag notices to the nations. But just in case!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Damn! I just sent 111 nukes to Spanelsko. There's no cancel button I see. 😔
Consigahria, Muahhahah
S**t! Aren't we just the screw balls today xD
Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Not me! 😁
Spanelsko was kind enough to telegram me, tell me he was dead already, and how to cancel my nuke attack! 😮
How about that?
I'm blown away. No punn intended. 😀
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus
It's a good thing I'm not involved yet, good god what an interesting predicament. *Sips tea*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
...
There is so much wrong with your post that I'm not even going to bother to try to correct you.
Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
New poll.
It's about a hot topic.
Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Is N-Day done or just paused?
Alekseandrea
Yup, it's done! It'll likely be a recurring annual event.
Next big event to look forward to is Z-Day on Halloween! :D
Matrixulated, Andorempire, Alekseandrea, Haremm
New orders, from the Admiralty? Hmm...the strike at Draconosia has exceeded our expectations, and we can fully expect the enemy to sue for peace, therefore the Lord Admiral of Orias has given the Void Dragon and the Ranger permission to disengage from any conflict that the Macorians have found themselves in...as if we asked for that permission. ~Grand Admiral Wight
Achievements:
Reactivated 15 puppets (actually did it, whoo)
[nation=Hispanyo] had the honor of being the first to fall to the might of the RPN.
Stole a kill from UPPERCUT
[spoiler= Destroyed ISIS-themed faction ]https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=630[/spoiler]
Intercepted 105 missiles for [nation=Kokoku], who had 99% radiation, an achievement only possible with the sponsership of [nation=Gavconda] and [nation=Weltall]
Declared myself trollmaster afterwards.
Helped with the destruction of 16 nations (not including the 9 nations I took down with the last nuke)
Landed a killing blow to 9 nations and solely killed 2 nations
Lost zero puppets, with zero puppets going down due to the efforts of a single person.
Grand total of 312 hits
Was hit 0 times
Came out with zero radiation (hopefully) (whoo!)
Matrixulated, Andorempire, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Starch
It was fun fighting alongside ya'll. We'll get the ball rolling on the Potatoes and BBQ celebration.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
See what happens when you take your meds?
Now you get to not wear your padded safety helmet for a while, and look just like the normal kids. 🙌
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
What in the Seven Hells are you babbling about, boy? 😲
Are you soft in the head, or just identifying with retardation as a lifestyle choice? 😡
Destroy him! 😐
You're supposed to thrive on our misery!
Do what you do! 😦
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
But you ARE suffering.
If it ain't broke, I'm not gonna fix it.
Besides, it's just not the same if it isn't you. ;)
Matrixulated, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Padded safety helmet? Such nonsense, besides, you expect someone like me to be able to look, quote unquote normal?
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Muppet Puppet Manager, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Bah! 😠
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland
Touché.
😩
M.
Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
I just became the Elon Musk of my nation and introduced Space Tourism though...
1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
X_X
Flat-earthers, to be fair, are a special level of deluded. I think they're stuck in it for life.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
No BBQ this weekend?
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind
The nuking wasn't enough 🔥burning🔥 for you?
Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
You look charred enough.
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
Ahh that was a burn! 🔥
Matrixulated, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
Greetings my Comrades
Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Howdy! Welcome to spiritus ^_^
Also wow @ Vamos A La Playa haters
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
*breaks your silence*
We are expanding our operations.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Jocospor, oh Jocospor.
You sent a telegram to the entirety of the WA, it's like as if you perceive that you have an infinite amount of money to spend. Unfortunately, your parents' salary is finite, and I'm sad that such a large amount of money is going to waste.
You wrote such a long telegram, it's as if you have all the time in the world, which is only true if you do not hold a job, or are not studying at all.
Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
I mean, to be fair, that's only 24 dollars roughly. It's still a dumb amount to casually drop on ns, but that won't break the bank.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
It's kinda quiet. What's up?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Starch
Spuddles is in Hospital. Took shrapnel from a welcome mat IED. He's fine. He'll just have a few scratches & scars to show off, and a dumbass story.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Starch
WA Nations of Spiritus . . . time to check your endorsements, please!
I just endorsed Parrona, so if he returns the favor I'll be at the regional cap of 25.
If anyone else wants to be endorsed for the WA, send me a telegram. The only caveat is that you won't be able to endorse me in return, for now!
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
Public guilting to get endorsements?
My, my. It's a good thing you aren't real. I would be so worried if you were.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
New poll!
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Starch
Woot! I'm first to vote and a huge Game of Thrones fan so Drogon it is! 😁
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Exaaaams!!! Well, most of them are over.
Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
Aw heck, I missed N-Day. Oh well. How'd we do?
Matrixulated, Matrixulated Reloaded, Starch
I missed out on the fun too (yay work), we can be sad together :(
Not too bad overall though! Ended in 7th :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
You misinterpreted my message, or willfully ignored and manipulated it to suit your agenda. Meh! Whatever. 😩
If you actually read what I wrote you'll see I addressed Parrona specifically, and he obliged. Thank you for that! 😉
But should I decide to engage in "public guilting" about WA endorsements I would focus on a Nation that receives them, but doesn't return the courtesy.
A nation like Alekseandrea for example.
🔥burned!🔥
I'm at the 25-cap, so don't guiltily try and sneak an endorsement in to hide your fopar, wench! 😒
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded
My 2nd phone, which has never left my dry mini-library come bedroom: *malfunctions for one week and becomes inoperable*
Random person working for oppo sitting at the service counter: "No warranty, water damage"
Me: WaTer DAmAgE huh? *begins internal crusade as to whether I should strangle that person*
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded
Well, I hate to say it, but if you say it like that, it sounds suspiciously like you're blackmailing him.
I really seems like a cleaned-up version of "I threatened him to give me what I want.".
How passive-agressive.
If you really wanted my endorsement THAT much, you could've simply sent me a telegram.
But, no you prefer to live in your fantasy instead of reaching out. Like a NORMAL person.
I can't handle it anymore. You always play the victim.
Look, I don't want to say it's over, but you keep taking.
That's not how relationships are supposed to work!
*runs away crying*
*runs back with tear-stained eyes*
...you're doing that creepy tsundere thing again.
It's creepy.
Just saying.
*runs away*
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
Water damage, huh.
So that's how kids call it these days...
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Matrixulated Reloaded
You can't blame the Chinese from mainland China, she probably was looking at her phone for the direct translation in English.
Good thing I spent 3 years around people who cannot speak fluent English.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm
That might be the best post you've ever written. I'm still laughing trying to type this!
Awesome! 👏
Oh and umm . . . Women!😩
M.
Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
You mean, like Americans? 😔
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
Ooh, sick burn.
Matrixulated, The Iroquois Confederacy, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm
And the weekend BBQ is officially started. 😆
Who's up for being roasted this weekend? 😕
I'm glad to see Itrosomia is back . . . back, front, top, bottom and sideways, the lardy Walrus is sooo fat he's everywhere!🔥
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Plays 'The Greatest Love of All' by Whitney Houston, on a loop, and *sighs* whimsically. 😍
M.
Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind
And the next words out of Matrixulated's mouth would be It puts the lotion in the basket. 😨
I liked Alekseandrea before she got made into a lampshade. 😣
🔥🔥🔥
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/texas1/viewtopic.php?f=264&t=8838
The After Nuke party has finally started. Sorry for the delay.
Party? 😄
Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland
Nice burn.
Can I have my crispy American now?
Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran
Matrixulated is more the use people as batteries kinda guy.
Ask spuddles. He has tried to penetrate him with copper and zinc plates more than I can count.
Also, how dare you imply that I am fat!
Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran
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