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Region: Spiritus
It's almost as if this is a chat room on the internet
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica
He's like a small teddy bear! AWWWW!
Your destruction and annoyance attempts are quite adorable love.
If anything, you're just hurting yourself.
Have a wonderful day, love!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Potatogion
True lol
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
I knew it would mess with you, that's why I did it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens
*takes small innocent potato person and holds it above a deep fryer*
[nation=short]Statens[/nation] I remember you from either the end of Faulknation in here or the beginning or this account being in here. All I really remember was that you annoyed people happily and called them love because it made them mad. It is still amusing.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens
Aww! Thx :)
It's amusing on my end too
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, The Battlegrounds
True.....
OPM means One Province Minor in EU4.
Culveria is a OPM, a One Planet Minor.
You don't need permission?
Outrageous!
* A war horn is heard *
The Parron Republic declares war on the Sons of Culveria, citing Diplomatic Insult as their casus belli.
Wargoal: take Culveria
Animal Farmerica, Statens
*holds small "innocent" dragon above a deep fryer*
Animal Farmerica, Statens
*throws a galaxy at the fleet like a giant throwing star*
thats a lava dragon that wont affect it. itll be like a cool dip in the bath
Dragons, dragons and more dragons.
I think you're in the wrong place love
This is potatoes, potatoes and a LOT of potatoes.
No dragons here :)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Potatogion
If we're going by your logic, it's a water volcano. It will be like a freezing dip into dry ice.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Statens
cold will just make him go dormant
then why am i here? hmm? also potatogion i have a new creature if youd like me to add it to your planet
Is that what you call cooled lava, dormant?
Also!
How do you throw a galaxy? How would it do any damage? Galaxies are gass clouds filled with stars and rocks. Even if you managed to throw a galaxy, you'd have to get lucky enough to not miss the fleet within a light year of the closest star.
Mrglglglgland
with magic and gravity. and with the magic making the galaxy collapse upon the middle getting around the fleet
also all of the planets and debris spinning around with the galaxy. i should have specified it was a spiral galaxy
Then it wouldn't be a shuriken, it would be a ball. If you can collapse a galaxy, why wouldn't you just collapse the one that the fleet is in.
Also, magic is not a valid excuse. You can say anything is because magic. It is the same argument as many religions use when they don't want to come up with a valid reason, the whole,"It is this way because [insert a god here] made it that way." And don't think I am bashing religions, I am not, I am just bashing people who follow things blindly and don't think for themselves.
Where does the gravity come from? Where did the magic come from? How is the magic being harnessed? Where did you get the energy required to collapse a mother f*cking GALAXY?
How much food did you have to eat to gain the energy required to, I repeat, to collapse a mother f*cking GALAXY?
I kind of assumed it was a spiral galaxy, most galaxies are spiral galaxies(in some shape or another).
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, Statens
#EnglishFirst #AmericanFirst #CanadaNotReal #ShutYourMouth
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, Statens
#ICANGETBEHINDTHOSEHASHTAGS
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, Statens
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
mock
mock
mock
galaxies dont work that way
teh RAEL culveria nows that
im teh rael culveria
you fake
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, Potatogion
THAT'S GAY.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
then whats Draconos true name?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia
Here comes Lord Jangenor killer of ground apples and destroyer of hundreds of years of literary growth and development!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Potatogion, Statens
*facepalm* no i mean the name of the person behind the keyboard
Is your name Terry?
Statens
I bet it is Jeremy.
Statens
both of you are incorrect
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
your just trieing to find out my name
but im culveria and to cuning for you're cuning plan
evrybody shuold now its baldrick
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
also my flag looks beter
Mrglglglgland, Statens
thats not culverias name
your flag is an insult
only one person (excluding me) knows culverias true name. and you do not know it. and id never have jingoistic states. either a kingdom or a colony of the kingdom
the other person that knows my name is in kesmor
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
you use teh third person
teh rael culveria would use i as i becuase im teh real culveria do
and thats my name
whom would be so boring to always use teh same flag?
not i because im culveria and awesome
anoter lyer those flock togeter like fake dragons
lies!
moar lies.
i am teh rael culveria
you arent cool enoug to be culveria
Aaaaaand this is an attempt to get us to go over to your region.
So that's what your plan was.
Knew you wouldn't just come back here to just torment us (although none of us are being tormented here)
Whelp, I wish you luck on that, love
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland
Audriany I am LIVING for the hashtags. #audrianyistherealwinnerhere
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland
Oh my god what's happening
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Statens
Culveria 😒.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland
i dont want you guys in my region! IM JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THIS IMPOSTER!
hi again alien
The Salaxalans
#ThisGuyIsRight
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Statens
#IHaveAProblem #CulveriaBurning #Wendy'sRoast #Hashtagmania
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland
ill give you a diamond throne if youll stop with those hashtags
*cough*female*cough*
Mrglglglgland
#AudrianyFirst.
Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Statens
#ThisUnexistingGenderManIsRight
Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Statens
what? youre a female? i never would have known... explains some things
AUDRIANY DONT BE SEXIST
salaxalans missed me
What imposter?
I prefer that other Culveria.
They're nicer :)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Keamtopia, Totally Teh Real Culveria
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
i dont like you
im going to my own region
cause im teh rael culveria
Mrglglglgland
thats how you know its not me. and im nice as long as you dont push me. *starts to eat a whole pizza by myself*
stay out of kesmor
1 minute ago: The Jingoistic States of Totally teh real culveria departed this region for Kesmor of Draconos.
I believe sniggering is the appropriate response.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Statens
i am going to crush him
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
he has been crushed out of existence of my region
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Totally Teh Real Culveria.
*sits down in my obsidian throne*
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Our observers noted that your nation was ejected and banned from Kesmor of Draconos by The Kingdom of Culveria. We took the liberty of clearing a space for you in the Rejected Realms.
worth it
im culveria look at me
nah i exist tus you lie
im culveria look at me
naaaaaah
im culveria look at me
but im culveria
im culveria look at me
you cant tel me what to do
im culveria look at me
Mrglglglgland
Post by Totally Teh Real Culveria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
dragons cant sit on thrones
i teh real culveria dont say such lies
im culveria look at me
Mrglglglgland
[nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] wanna go get a pizza or potatoes or whatever you wanna eat?
Itrosomia
I'm baaaaaack!
Also, I can conjure up some burritos for us.
But only burritos, because that is what I feel like eating.
The Salaxalans, Statens
I would like a chicken burrito a beer and some ice cream pleas!
The Salaxalans
BZAAAP!!!
🌯🍺🍦
Be sure to rate us online.
NEXT!
The Salaxalans
know what. i can work with this i guess *summons a burrito and starts to eat it* im not allowed to drink. my queen would kill me
youre better then potatogion. potatogion only ever lets anyone eat potatoes
Look at me, look at me. I'm Culveria now.
#savecaptainphilips
Alekseandrea
That is cannibalism! I eat sunshine and children's dreams!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I REALLY need to get in contact with your Queen.
There is an urgent humanitarian crisis only she can resolve!
Huz-pleeeeeeeze!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland, Potatogion, Statens
Potatoes please! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion, Statens
No one should ever live without alcohol! Send in the vodkanons!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
you stay away from my queen
leave my queen alone you havent seen me with alcohol
you too now????
*throws potato at salaxalans*
The Salaxalans
BZAAP!!
🍘 Potato balls.
NEXT
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Can't you take a hint, child?
Go back to your corner and play with yourself. You don't belong here with the grown-ups.
You're an annoyance at best, and a mouthful of expletives at worst.
Bugger-off, you tiresome Muppet!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Potatogion, Itrosomia
I'm a child
Statens
matrixulated shush, you never even say anything. i just make things interesting
Superpig0
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
That's what I'm saying! It is such a sad existence.
Interesting as a neuroscientist would study a brain with autism.
If anyone here has or knows someone with autism, I'm sorry I campared you/them to Culveria, it was quite mean.
WHO WANTS SOME TOAST
The Salaxalans, Superpig0
*raises hand*
Itrosomia, Superpig0
Gtg
Superpig0
i have slight autism so shut it. also i have add and several other problems
here potatogion *hands him toast* he had to go before you could get your toast
I have a suggestion (a word which here means demand) for everyone. How about everyone attacks Culveria a bit less, and Culveria, how about you lower the amount of posts a bit. Then we can all be happy and enjoy eating potatoes together!
If nothing else I want the potato part. <_<
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Statens, Superpig0
Alsooooo I need poll ideas!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica
Who has the coolest flag
Animal Farmerica, Superpig0
What is your favorite food
Superpig0
When are we finally going to eject culveria
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica
What is your favorite color
What is your preferred gaming console
Matrixulated, Animal Farmerica, Superpig0
Who would win in a fight
Walrus
Narwhal
Ninja
Pirate
Alien
Robot
Zombie
Elf
Ghost
evil plant
Potato
Puppy
Platypus
Kitten
Turtle
Dragon
Mutant
Mr. Sandwich
Piggy
Cyber monkey
Etc.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Superpig0
This would be the best poll ever if you added squids
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
That insult!
It's not me, so eh.
Wait, that's my cousin.......
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The 4th Core Fleet survived, it seems like you intended to throw the galaxy right through.
OOC:
Remember this: when role-playing, The Parron Republic is FFT, and while I accept magic, galaxies can't be collapsed.
"How about everyone attacks Culveria a bit less . . ."
He chose to leave Spiritus, or have YOU forgotten?
"Culveria, how about you lower the amount of posts a bit . . ."
That's foolish and we all know damned-well that's never going to happen!
"Then we can all be happy . . ."
* face-palms *
Get serious!
Yeah, it's a nice idea, 'everybody happy' but it's an impossible reality with this situation.
He's an attention-whore intent on trolling our RMB because he's lonely in his own puppet-populated region.
Sorry guys, gals, Potagions, Spuds, Jedi-Zombies, and all you other glorious misfits but I don't need this sh*t ruining my NS.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Mrglglglgland
[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] only 12 options at most though. :P Which 12 would be best?
[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], what we don't need is people behaving as you just did in that post there. Do I find Culveria's amount of posts annoying? Yes! But you know what, this region isn't just for me, it isn't just for you, it's for everyone.
Now, [nation=short]Sons_of_Culveria[/nation], I do want you to post less because it's overwhelming logging in after a few hours to see a hundred new posts and makes it impossible for anyone to participate who isn't online all the time. You can post all you want in our forums in the RP areas or spam games or the areas just for talking about whatever, but this is too much for the RMB.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
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