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Region: Spiritus
*Takes spam and dips it in a batter, made with a blend of 11 herbs and spices, dropping each piece in the deep fat frier*
*Sizzle! Sizzle!*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, Prunasia
*Opens up the industrial strength/military grade deep fat frier*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Prunasia
Yum.
But according to a [spoiler=cluster of idiotic zeroes and ones]*cough* matrixulated *cough*[/spoiler]
I need to diet so i will only have a little.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland
Don't forget to cover it in cheese!
That makes it 'Murican!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland
I just hate to burst your bubble, but normal people don't have a wont to perpetuate senselessness. That makes your entire argument invalid. Just saying.
I've sent everyone but Culveria their regular requested taxes on imports and exports. Consigahria is beginning to reduce trade embargoes following the recent enactment of martial law. Let's get trade-y :3
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
*chops up matrixulateds posts*
There.
Now begone.
Matrixulated
you sent nothing to me
Matrixulated
Moron.
Also:
you're*
F**king peon.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
Oh. Oops.
Someone's getting fired.
I'll fix that. Apologies.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
. . . And that's just from RMB page 1,624.
One RMB page, eight posts, all [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], all lovely, heart-healthy, balanced-diet, gut-busting, brain-food SPAM !!!
Did I illustrate my point? I think I made my point.
M.
Consigahria, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
Quite effectively.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
*clubs another walrus*
Mister Walruson, there is no diet effective enough for your kind other than a butchers knife!
Or an hungry Orca, or two.
We coded you ugly, dumb, boring, and fat for a reason:
Nobody likes Walruses.
Goodbye, Mister Walruson.
M.
Consigahria, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland
"begone?"
We are everywhere and nowhere, Mister Walruson.
We are always watching you, Mister Walruson.
M.
Consigahria, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland
I don't think so.
If you are then what am I saying now at my computer?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*leers at Itrosomia's leader*
...バカじゃないすか?
Matrixulated
i only know some italian and englis.
and some would say fluent gibberish
Matrixulated
"Fish. Hmmm. I'm hungry. Fish!
Hmmmmm. Fish!"
M.
Alekseandrea, Prunasia
How about 500 pounds of fresh mountain coffee...[spoiler=*whispers*]...and cocaina...[/spoiler]...from the hills of [nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]?!
Matrixulated, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Animal Farmerica, Prunasia
"Uhhh I uhhhh hope [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] is joking and he can't really see me flippering-off to this Asian Teen-Walrus Hentai Porn!"
"Hmmmmm, need fish, or a penguin."
M.
Alekseandrea, Prunasia
I believe we might just be able to make a deal come 8not my private quarters don't mind the guards they are simply there for well, my and your safety you don't know when the errant radical may show
Matrixulated, Greater Brazilistan
**Delivers a consignment of "special" brownies to the RMB**
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
**Grabs one**
Ho, Ho, Wooaaahhh!!! 😳🙃
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
These brownies are started the nukes right? I'll take 3000 orders to go
Matrixulated, Prunasia
https://youtu.be/g8huXkSaL7o
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
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**Heads off head-hunting in Matrixulated**
https://youtu.be/3zRT-LvJUuQ
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia
Hello everyone. Now that the new government has officially been put into place, elections and such are starting up! If you want to be more active and have some say in what goes on around here, now is a good time to start!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
You almost forgot to bring the rutabagas. You'll need those too.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Itrosomia
Agreed. Thank you for explaining my exact point.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
TRUE THAT. THANK YOU LOVE FOR SAYING WHAT I'VE BEEN SCARED TO SAY BC I DON'T ENJOY FIGHTING WITH OTHERS (surprising, I know)
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
The brilliance of such an arcane reference, I feared, would be lost on these savage reprobates.
Yet again Lord Jezus provideth, and lo . . . the Spiritus RMB doth spilleth over with satirical genius.
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
*breathes in deeply* Can you taste that? It's the taste of an inquisition with a drink in a holy grail with a side of spam.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
I'm cutting all the quotes to reduce my spamprint.
Telegrams are there for a reason...
:(
Great points.
We should implement the "5 consecutive posts, and you will be banjected."
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Hey everyone, read this! :P Our whole constitution is Lord of the Rings-themed now, the forums just had another makeover; basically we became a Lord of the Rings region overnight! :D
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
Good idea, should we telegram the Salaxalans about that?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Yes, just look at the forums.
And your very existence is a plague.
At least there was order.
Think of the prisoner's...what is it called again?
Ah yes, the prisoner's dilemma.
High quality coffee, me me me me me!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens
As right as rain.
Prunasia will reduce trade tariffs with every nation in Spiritus with the exception of SoC.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Consigahria.
Post self-deleted by Consigahria.
That's gay. Really gay.
Does someone else feel like sticking it to "the man"?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Absolutely!
(but without the "gay"!)
I'm with you, Alexsea!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
AWESOME. i can be smaug, but this time im being smart and not leaving my mountain and flying anywhere those black arrows can get me
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
you wanna get your throat slit? thats offensive and rude and you know it
Itrosomia, Deusaetherius
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I once learnt about the "odds and ends" group (Protista Kingdom) in biology, if there is such a group for gender, every one who is not a male or a female will go there.
Regardless, my country's neighbor has a "pink dot movement", disgusting.
Matrixulated
I believe you did. And I agree with the point.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia, Deusaetherius
Hun, I'm really gay 😂
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Your hypocrisy is noted.
Ok.
I was talking about the elf-gay and hobbit (dwarves but boring)-gay. Honest.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Statens, Prunasia
cmon i'm trying to be nice!
i am accepting and non offensive of gays, im bi. sure i currently have a girlfriend so theres that, but ive had boyfriends, but im not easy to win over if ones a guy. and ive known gay people, i dont criticize them
I'm also bi, and I don't take that as an offensive comment. Hmmmmm
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
yes i know but it can be rude do you not agree? saying something stupid is gay? like seriously theres an assembly about that these days
It's hypocrisy is obvious.
Spare us from your verbal diarrhea.
Alekseandrea meant that your presence is offensive and rude.
Matrixulated, Statens
Which is why I, being the same sexuality as Culveria, am not offended
Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Post by Prunasia suppressed by The Salaxalans.
The LGBT community, in my bias opinion (yours are no better), they are quite unpleasant to have around.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
Unless they are pacifist...
Statens
i dont openly insult people unless im insulted first
The meaning of a word is connected to it's context.
Don't forget that.
And elves are *censored*.
Matrixulated
so you meant happy?
I'm pacifist. :(
Matrixulated
Perhaps.
But your behaviour can be aggressive sometimes.
When confronted with such behaviour, people tend to get defensive; as in respond aggressively.
Which you respond to with more aggression...
Do the math.
Matrixulated, Statens
This song is meant for you...
Sama-sama maju kehadapan
Pandai cari pelajaran
Jaga diri dalam kesihatan
Serta sopan-santun dengan kawan-kawan
Dengan hati bersih serta suci
Sama-sama hormat dan berbudi
Jaga tingkah pemuda-pemudi
Adat dan budaya junjung tinggi
Capailah lekas cita-cita pemudi-pemuda
Supaya kita ada harga di mata dunia
Kalau kita lengah serta lupa
Hidup kita sia-sia
Jiwa besar sihat serta segar
Rajin dengan sabar tentu bahagia
Lemah lembut perangai pemudi
Cergas tangkas wataknya pemuda
Suka rela selalu berbakti
Sikap yang pembela dan berjasa
Capailah nama yang mulia pemudi-pemuda
Rajinlah supaya berjaya semoga bahagia
If you know this, you will be laughing right now.
If you want to know, telegram me.
Matrixulated
theres nothing bad being pacifist
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
YES THEY MEANT HAPPY
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
Sure.
Let's go with that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
Did the math. Alekseandrea is right.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
You could always go with jovial.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
(Just go with it so he doesn't feel stupider than he is acting rn)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
I think it will make more sense now.
It's not physics, Yay!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Moving on....how's everyone's day been so far?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
It might not be rocket science either.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
OOOOOhhhh, I get it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
i will bite you human. the dictionary definition of gay is happy. and im sorry my brain isnt built like all of yours, im smart but i cant do things unless im interested, doing boring things makes me fuxking flippy and edgy, im sorry i stand for my own. im sorry im me alright? [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], i am personallly asking you to please eject me from this judgemental place that cant handle a person that isnt like them, im sorry i have slight autism, and ADD, and depression and all that fun sh!t. bye. amd its not a good one
I'm glad I'm pleasant to have around :)
Interesting...
This is probably the first time you've admitted to a vulnerability!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
We finally know their weakness! Our plans are working! Nothing can defeat us now!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland
Post by Prunasia suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Smart, what's your aggregate? I think it will be 133.
You are a disgrace to the disabled.
You shame me.
:(
Matrixulated
MY WEAKNESS IS IM A WRETCHED TERRIBLE CORRUPT FU#KING HUMAN! ALRIGHT?!?! im done im not even going to wait to be ejected, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], when im gone, ban me
Matrixulated
Get the branches of the weirwoods!
For the Eyrie!
Pacifists are nice, hugs are mandatory, if not, we hug you.
Our scheme...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Okay, so the thing you quoted me on was very mean of me to say.
But you kinda do the same thing to us without even realizing it.
Reason I'm still in Spiritus bc you made me want to leave when I first got here? [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] and [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation].
I too have depression, and anxiety. And I might be bipolar too.
But if I do recall, the reason you made your second account was to come back here and make us not talk about you. When in reality, all you really accomplished was making us talk about you more.
I don't want to gang up on you, because that too is mean of me.
However, I do believe that the others are right.
If you genuinely want to leave, that is okay. But I am sorry for wording what I said the way I did.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Not really. Sure, we sometimes could be a bit more careful with what words we use, but we don't have to be mean to each other about it.
Matrixulated
He's out.
ding dong witch etc etc
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Something I also noticed: You brought up things like autism just now, just to make us feel bad for giving you a taste of your own medicine.
Everyone's brain works differently.
But we're all human beings.
Some humans can take criticism, and some can't
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
We're all human. We all make mistakes.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Language!
(I think we slapped it's delicate heart. I feel slightly guilty now.)
Being a human isn't a weakness, but having an ego the size of the USA is.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Statens
....was my apology nice and correct at least?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia
I thought so at least.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
I wish to say that it was intentional...
Hopefully the wave of spam will recede
Honestly, I have low self esteem.
I think I am starting to blame myself for everything.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens
Legitimate, yes.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens
Oh hush, you were fine. You handled the situation the best you could.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
...
Drama!
Culveria, it's not YOU, it's your behaviour!
Calm down.
And it's really lazy to ask for something you can easily do yourself. [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] has better things to do, you know.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, Statens, Prunasia
Culveria isn't here anymore.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens
THE FIRST ONE WHO DARES TO CELEBRATE WILL BE BLAMED!
Also, it would be impolite.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Itrosomia, Prunasia
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
On an entirely different note:
In noting that Spiritus has a new LOTR theme, and is home to our esteemed long-term resident [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], we should pause and take note that yesterday was a special day...
It was the birthday of Anthony "Tick" Belrose/Mitzi Del Bra, Agent Smith, Elrond, V, Megatron, and Red Skull; a.k.a. actor Hugo Weaving...
And we did not celebrate it?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
I sense a disturbance in the processes...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland
Uh...
*hastily wipes the cream from my mouth*
Coincidence, I think not!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens
Are you implying that the choice to make Spiritus follow a LOTR theme was an inspired way of celebrating Elrond's birthday?! 🤔
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
But I already sang the "Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead" song. I acknowledge that I am occasionally bigoted, rude, and mraghlogh, moreso online, but I will gladly claim that I was the one whom caused his expellation.
Just ignore that I only piped up after he scooched his booch out o' here.
More red wine!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
Probably.
Nah, he left, with his tail between his legs.
*brings out a cake*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Mrglglglgland, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
sorry for the inactivity/ceasing to exist thing; i'm back now
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens, Prunasia
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Written by Refuge Isle.