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Region: Spiritus
*potato proceeds to hit alien planet* "What is this?!" proclaims the planet's leader, "Wearever this came from, we are going to. Prepare for WAAARRRRR!!"
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
*prepares to defend the potatoes by any means necessary*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
There are giant clusters of giant potato asteroids out in deep space. Vivis just so happen to have colonies and stuff out there. Let's hope they don't decide to use their space weapons to fling the giant potato asteroids towards anyone....
The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation
dont prepare for war with one of my favorite planets *the alien planet suddenly explodes entirely*
Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
But think of all the potatoes that were on that planet! Poor little potatoes! Why cruel universe!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
*one alien on a escape just barely escaping the explosion* "Just you wait...I will get my revenge."
Russinadia
an escape ship*
Russinadia
i do not care, they were corrupt with that planets beliefs
*sits* i am the god draconos, ill be waiting, to punish you
Russinadia
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
they were born with the corruption in there very starches, it would be impossible, even for a god
Russinadia, Faulknation
KEEP THOSE ILLEGAL ALIENS OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Firaticottia
im going to make it so the wreckage lands on your lawn just for saying that gramps
Russinadia
We have a potato superman on our hands.
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
I thought his lawn got destroyed earlier. *suddenly cries* Where am I supposed to put my tacos now? :'(
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
I have no idea what I'm doing, help?
Matrixulated, Russinadia
I used to make potato references before they were cool.
Filthy hipsters.
You aren't true potato lovers!
Only those who have lived through the WA assembly presidential elections are the real thing!
#NeverForgetSalaxalans2016
#filthyCommies
#MakeNationstatesPotatoAgain
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
oh shush you i dont care
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Those who have lived through the great potato war are the real thing.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Empire Democratique Francais
With pleasure, sir. And the best way to protect your lawn is to inhabit it...
That way, if aliens want to land, I can quickly 'defend' your lawn without having to come rushing from the other end of the street...
(:
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
you dont want me to take my stuff to gramps lawn i think *my giant floating island comes over*
How do you improve your environment
I do
Sometimes you get an issue that gives you the option to help the environment, Matt of the time at your people's freedom's or your economy's expense.
I need more money to feed my people
Matrixulated
YOU CAN SEND THOSE TACOS BACK TO MEXICO.
*GRUMBLES* EH, SURE.
NOT.
WHAT AM I, AN IDIOT? GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
There's no harm in trying, right? (:
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
no theres no harm in trying
Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
*feels as if there is someone watching and waiting for him* "So you brought your gods huh...looks like I will have to do the same" *load roar of the dragon god of hell is heard* "This might just be interesting"
Matrixulated, Ustrabrona
*laughs* you bring my child against me? i am the dragon god of everything and everywhere *roars even louder shaking the heavens and hell*
Faulknation, Ustrabrona
*instantly soils pants* "I...I'm sorry" *goes away thinking about all the poor decisions he has made recently*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
he is but a piece of me, not nearly as powerful as me. i shall crush him and take the power back
Ustrabrona
where is he? where is this piece of me? several got away and i wish to gain my full power back
Ustrabrona
*bows head so quickly he breaks his neck, with his last dying word he says* "The eastern-most corner of hell, he is there with three of his brothers" *dies ungracefully*
Ustrabrona
*slowly stands and returns to full gigantic size of my normal godly size and waves a hand softly over the dead ones body burying him properly before disappearing and appearing in hell and giving a roar even louder than before*
Ustrabrona
*slightly more humble and quiet roar is heard behind him* "Hello dragon god of all, I am the reincarnation of that alien that died. When you used your powers to lay me to rest peacefully, the deaths gods took pity on me and gave me this body. I am now the dragon god of servants, and will follow you as your servant." *bows head respectfully, without breaking neck*
Ustrabrona
i had hoped they would take pity on you *smiles a little before starting to walk east my steps loud and thunderous leaving huge cavernous foot prints in my wake*
Ustrabrona
*follows by flying because he doesn't feel honored enough to walk in your footprints* "If I may be so assertive, what is your plan once we get there, and what do you think they will do"
Ustrabrona
they are pieces of me, they will fight back, but it wont do them much do, ill bring down the ceiling of hell if it means ill get those pieces of power back, they are immortal, except to my power. dangerous to many, i shall take the power back stopping them permanently
Ustrabrona
*bows head thankfully for answering question* "I will make sure to stay in the backfield for this then and watch for reinforcements"
Ustrabrona
*nods* demons may try helping them, they are sure to have tried recruiting
Ustrabrona
*amps self up and looks to you for inspiration* "Good luck, even though I doubt you need it"
Ustrabrona
you will probably need it more than i, *spreads my enormous wings and jumps up and flies off towards the east corner*
Faulknation, Ustrabrona
[STOP BEING SO EDGY JESUS CHRIST]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Ustrabrona
Post self-deleted by Spidercow.
I can't not be edgy, my scales are sharp.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
he has a point. *chuckles*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Ustrabrona
I think you can't even imagine how it's hard for a french men to follow your conversations... However it looks... how to say it? Pretty f#cked up is the only expression I know for THAT :P
The Salaxalans, Ustrabrona
oh shush you, we're having fun
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais, Ustrabrona
What would happen if I strapped rocket boosters to the bottom of my country and land it on other nations?
Like, would that plan work?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ursardeos
This is in case I wish to conquer the nations I land on.
I would land specifically on their capital.
Ursardeos
Only on weekdays.
Specifically, weekdays that start with "Never."
Like, Monday, Tuesday, Neverday, Thursday . . . that kind if thing.
Also, something to consider . . . the jetwash from maneuvering your country over the top of another country can leave awful skid-marks and singe local flora & fauna.
It's an eyesore. Very messy. Smells awful.
Try to avoid it, would be my advice.
Welcome to Spiritus.
M.
The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Ustrabrona, Satanic Crusader, Ursardeos
I've been here for 8 days.
Matrixulated, Ursardeos
Two questions
1. Is it true that potatoes have miraculous healing benefits? If so how many
2. How can my friend join this region?
Matrixulated, Ustrabrona, Satanic Crusader, Ursardeos
1) From what I can tell from my 8 days of experience, potatoes heal all.
2) I have no idea.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Satanic Crusader, Ursardeos
Just link them our region's url or have them search Spiritus in the search bar on the World page! Then once they're on our regional page there'll be a button which says "Move [Nation Name] to Spiritus". Once they click that, they're part of our region and can get involved in this crazy, kickass community we've got going on!
Also, to shamelessly plug something, all of you new folks (or old folks) should check out our offsite forum at www.spiritus.wtf! We've got government, roleplay, and various games there. Plus being a citizen means you can be way more involved, and given our current ongoing elections for Regional Assembly, there's no better time to join!
Hope to see you all there! As a tip, registration button's in the top left ;)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos
Good to know because I just ate at least 20
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos
Eight days and ZERO nations landed-on?
Remarkable restraint.
I commend you, sir.
Here, have this bonus, highly-soughtafter, (Limited Edition) Spiritus Neverday Golden Potato as a token of my respect.
/bow
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos
Thank you good sir.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ursardeos
#NEVERDAYSofourLIVESMATTERS
<3 potato love <3
M.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos
Sometimes I get bored and imagine all of the countries in this region as people.
It involves us all around a massive potato, bowing to and worshiping it.
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ursardeos
10/10 would worship giant potato again.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona
*waits for around five minutes* "Hmmmmm, for hell it is really quiet.." *Immediately gets surrounded by demons of all shapes sizes and ranks*
Ursardeos
#MakeNationStatesPotatoAgain
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ursardeos
HOW DO I TURN OFF THESE ADS FOR SOME KIND OF FORUM?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Matrixulated
I WANT THAT !!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
hi
Matrixulated
We all do. Does anyone want a deluxe edition golden rare taco?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Shush, of course it is.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello and welcome to the insanity!
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais
I used to live here a few months ago and CTEd and I'm back now ^.^
how's everyone been?
Matrixulated
I saw [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] eating an otato the other day, while stepping on top of a crushed and dirty potato. >_>
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NEVER!!!! Potatoes are best!! :D
Matrixulated, Spiritus Kringalia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Potatoes are fine, but Otatoes are better!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Haven't talked for a while.
Good or bad?
You decide.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
u aint not snek no mre
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
What is this "Otatoes" you speak of and why do you plague these halls with such blasphemy
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire
I WANT THAT TOO !!!!!
*pause*
Hmmm...is there an official Spiritus sanctioned (Limited-Deluxe Edition) 'Neverday' Golden Potato Taco?
*pause*
WOW! I REALLY REALLY WANT THAT !!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
**Returns after 4 days meditating under a banyan tree, with nothing but a potato in one hand, and the manifestation of the entire region (as viewed from outside of its multifolded subdimensions) in the other**
What the hell has been going on here?!
- There seems to have been all sorts of crazy never before seen in Spiritus (and that's REALLY saying something!)
[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] would never have stood for this!! However, he is still on a mission to bring the overzealous hordes of his The Jedi-Zombi Jezus to the masses of Europe - Is what is happening here the result of the region being forsaken by his esteemed presence?! - Maybe, I should call [nation=short]Mwuhahahahamed[/nation] to fly in here on his flying horse to sort you all out!?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You just have to tolerate it, like me levitating above your lawn...
**Levitates over Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR DAMNED BUDDHISM
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Adopt your Halvel Folons here, come take get your very own bit of Fallen Pioneers.
Matrixulated
Perhaps you'd prefer me to fly over your lawn and house on my flying horse?!
N.B. Please excuse the manure carpet bombing...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
✌Not actually on your lawn! (Levitating above it) - Here, let me make myself welcome...👐
**Your grass becomes noticeably green and lush, a pond spontaneously appears in it; furnished with golden koi carp, bullrushes, waterlilies, lotus flowers, and a grumpy-looking frog, the edges of your lawn and garden become festooned with the sweet scent of newly flourishing lavender, lilacs, roses, honeysuckle, cypresses, and ylang-ylang blossoms, a small humble statue to the Grumpy Grandpa's wife sits on a pedestal near to an old oak tree**
🖖 There you go most honourable Grumpy Grandpa-san!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NO.
...NOT BAD.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Not bad? Wonderful! Now I can go swimming when I camp out on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Sometimes I go through my issues/delemas/whatever you call them, and I'm just like ".... Where's the option to permanently banish/exile this person, and make it so they're shot on sight if they step even a millionth of a foot into my country again?"
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
I know the feeling... Locking them up for life would be a good option as well. Or putting them in Gramp's lawn blindfolded. If they don't drown in the new pond they'd experience what it feels like to be on the wrong end of a shotgun...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ustrabrona
Listen here young one, hmmm... where were I...?
Never mind, carry on.
Matrixulated, Firaticottia
.... I just watched the Peepo video and can we declare war on it?
Matrixulated, Ursardeos
Peepo I mean
Matrixulated, Ursardeos
I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE THE BIRDS I SHOT ON MY HUNTING TRIPS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Oh, oh, ohhhhh, you shot birds? OK.
I thought when you referred to your 'hunting trips' you were talking about WWI & WWII, Korea, Vietnam etc.
I guess shooting birdies is a poor substitute for The Huns, Nazis, Commies or those slippery NVA.
Got to keep the shotgun oiled and active though.
'Use it or lose it,' as they say!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I'm glad you like it...
**Adds to the pond water; Cryptosporidium parvum, Enterobius vermicularis, Hymenolepis nana, tapeworms of the genus Taenia, and members of the genus Schistosoma**
- Don't worry [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]! Those should sort him!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Airdrops horse manure onto the roses**
If the horse manure dropped into the pond, there could be a whole lot of more troublesome things in the water to "sort him"...Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Fine, I'll take some chlorine tablets with me. And an anti-parisite cure for the tapeworms and other related parasites. Not to mention the bullet-proof vest against Gramp's shotgun...
Actually, I don't think I'd even get wet if I stepped into an ocean with all that equipment...
Perhaps I should go surfing there instead...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Yay! Trees in Vivi are hugging us BACK! Isn't that so WONDERFUL?!
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
ALAS, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SHOOT? MY GLORY DAYS ARE LONG GONE.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
May I recommend your own gun?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
LOL
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
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Written by Refuge Isle.