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Itrosomia wrote:

Congratulations.

You've elevated faeces-posting to a whole new level.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Hi just moved here!

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Parron Republic

Kabulutoof wrote:Hi just moved here!

Hello! Welcome! How're you this fine day?

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Kabulutoof

Itrosomia wrote:No.

Look, they are just automawalruses not actual walrusses.

*sends signal for all of them to return to bases at all costs*

Thank you for starting a racial war, I hate you.

Massacre at Walrwake "avoidable"

Walruses nationwide under attack by racists

Parliament divided on racial issue

Riot in Parron

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:Thank you for starting a racial war, I hate you.

Massacre at Walrwake "avoidable"

Walruses nationwide under attack by racists

Parliament divided on racial issue

Riot in Parron

All this racism...

If we can all be reasonable and agree a walrus is a walrus,

the whole extermination-business will be a lot easier.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Thank you for starting a racial war, I hate you.

Massacre at Walrwake "avoidable"

Walruses nationwide under attack by racists

Parliament divided on racial issue

Riot in Parron

I have equipped all of my walrusses with hacking bombs so if any one of them dies the internet and everything that requires electricity will fail. Except for my things.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:I have equipped all of my walrusses with hacking bombs so if any one of them dies the internet and everything that requires electricity will fail. Except for my things.

You can't hack the internet.

It's a network.

Matrixulated

New nation here, just made mine. Hi, I guess.

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Alekseandrea wrote:Congratulations.

You've elevated faeces-posting to a whole new level.

This is why we can't have nice things.

It's okay, I asked them to remind me so I could use that for the poll. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Kabulutoof wrote:Hi just moved here!

Cabababatharrrio wrote:New nation here, just made mine. Hi, I guess.

Hello to both of you! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Hello to both of you! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Thanks. What kind of things do you guys do here?

Matrixulated

Cabababatharrrio wrote:Thanks. What kind of things do you guys do here?

First, we have a fancy Discord server! :P The link is up at the top of the region page, you can hop in and ask questions there.

Right now we're in the middle of a constitutional convention, we're working on building a new government. You can see the convention here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/6006154/

We need as many people as we can get helping with this! We also have other stuff on the forums, games and discussion stuff and basically whatever anyone wants to do. If any of that sounds interesting you can register for an account (link is on the top left of the page) and then apply for citizenship here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30162018/

If you have any other questions just ask! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Spirited Escade, Kabulutoof

Kabulutoof wrote:Hi just moved here!

Cabababatharrrio wrote:New nation here, just made mine. Hi, I guess.

Helloooo!

Welcome to Spiritus, and yeah - *read above post by [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]* - for what's what.

Aaaaand a potato for you . . .

Aaaaand a potato for you . . .

Now you're good to go.

Remember, it's always prudent to club a feral walrus first, and ask questions later!

Have fun!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Kabulutoof, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:I have equipped all of my walrusses with hacking bombs so if any one of them dies the internet and everything that requires electricity will fail. Except for my things.

Alekseandrea wrote:You can't hack the internet.

It's a network.

Cyber-terrorism threats?

The internet, the networks, the digital domain is MY world, Mr Walruson!

Your Walrus Skript-Kiddies will die in MY world, and will be dead in 'The Real.'

Your Walrusi Residual Self Images will be erased from the Simulation along with all of your other "things."

Alekseandrea wrote:You can't hack the internet.

It's a network.

Listen to [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] . . . she is a smart faaaake human. Possibly a program from the machine-world . . . but I digress!

You have been warned, Mr Walruson!

I suggest you listen to the musical arrangements of Rob Dougan.

Specifically the track titled, 'Clubbed To Death.'

Stay out of The Matrix, Mr Walruson.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Helloooo!

Welcome to Spiritus, and yeah - *read above post by [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]* - for what's what.

Aaaaand a potato for you . . .

Aaaaand a potato for you . . .

Now you're good to go.

Remember, it's always prudent to club a feral walrus first, and ask questions later!

Have fun!

M.

There is no such thing as a feral walrus.

They are all extremely well educated.

Matrixulated wrote:Cyber-terrorism threats?

The internet, the networks, the digital domain is MY world, Mr Walruson!

Your Walrus Skript-Kiddies will die in MY world, and will be dead in 'The Real.'

Your Walrusi Residual Self Images will be erased from the Simulation along with all of your other "things."

Listen to [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] . . . she is a smart faaaake human. Possibly a program from the machine-world . . . but I digress!

You have been warned, Mr Walruson!

I suggest you listen to the musical arrangements of Rob Dougan.

Specifically the track titled, 'Clubbed To Death.'

Stay out of The Matrix, Mr Walruson.

M.

First, I have named several billion of my walrusses Neo, so watch out because I have many red pills I can give them.

Next, I yet again mention that all of my walrusses have skin harder than steel, so clubbing them is ineffective.

Lastly, I have created a simulation that will effect you because of the implant I put in your brain.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

"We're going to build a wall and we will have the Huns pay for it. When the Huns send their people across the border, they aren't sending their best"

Eurotranrussialvanermany, Phytophthora Infestans

Ok Spiritus, time for us to head back home. Thank you for your hospitality! Good luck with that new Constitution. We had a delightful time.

* waves @ [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] *

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Thanks for the visit, y'all! :)

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:

The information in the post is nothing but enemy propaganda.

Lies, heresy!

Matrixulated

Texas Visitors Bureau wrote:Ok Spiritus, time for us to head back home. Thank you for your hospitality! Good luck with that new Constitution. We had a delightful time.

* waves @ [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] *

Bye Texas! Thanks for the food!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

NEW POLL!

Thank you for the idea [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]! :P

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

yall know im the king of sh!tposting and you shouldnt disrespect my art, i went for school to this. they called it liberal arts for some reason tho.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

"what"

...

Sorry, the current poll told me to say it here, so...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Wait so you all are having a constitutional convention? Cool!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Tim-Opolis wrote:Thanks for the visit, y'all! :)

Thank you Tim! U Da Man too!

:)

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia

Kabulutoof wrote:Wait so you all are having a constitutional convention? Cool!

Yup! We're completely replacing pretty much everything.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Seamerica wrote:yall know im the king of sh!tposting and you shouldnt disrespect my art, i went for school to this. they called it liberal arts for some reason tho.

You don't know your competition, look at Itrosomia.

The Salaxalans wrote:NEW POLL!

Thank you for the idea [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]! :P

Now, here's a suggestion...

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What is your current hobby?

--

--

Annexing dragons

Clubbing walruses

Deleting walruses

Surprise anschluss little drache!

Annexing potatoes

Slaughtering dogs

Potato!

Debating

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Salaxalans wrote:It's okay, I asked them to remind me so I could use that for the poll. :P

I stand corrected.

Matrixulated wrote:Cyber-terrorism threats?

The internet, the networks, the digital domain is MY world, Mr Walruson!

Your Walrus Skript-Kiddies will die in MY world, and will be dead in 'The Real.'

Your Walrusi Residual Self Images will be erased from the Simulation along with all of your other "things."

Listen to the Architect, boy.

Matrixulated wrote:Listen to [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] . . . she is *censored* smart *censored*. but I digress!

You have been warned, Mr Walruson!

I suggest you listen to the musical arrangements of Rob Dougan.

Specifically the track titled, 'Clubbed To Death.'

Stay out of The Matrix, Mr Walruson.

M.

Hark, hark!

Hear, hear!

We humbly suggest you take the blue pill.

Itrosomia wrote:There is no such thing as a feral walrus.

They are all extremely well educated.

Is that a challenge?

Then explain me: how one can distinguish time-travelling from hopping to an alternate dimension?

Itrosomia wrote:First, I have named several billion of my walrusses Neo, so watch out because I have many red pills I can give them.

Next, I yet again mention that all of my walrusses have skin harder than steel, so clubbing them is ineffective.

Lastly, I have created a simulation that will effect you because of the implant I put in your brain.

You can put all the things in his, so called, "brain" you want.

There is no spoon!

Fool!

For this insult, [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] should unleash an unspeakable evil over your lands!

You can NOT undo the future that is [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Eurotranrussialvanermany wrote:Help! My citizens political freedoms are on the downward trend. Any tips on which issues I should pay attention to?

no, keep there political freedoms down all the nations peoples are idiots

Texas Visitors Bureau wrote:* pinches the Caca de Vaca out of [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] *

Sorry, no green buddy! :)

* begins preparing a Special Day After St. Patrick's Day Breakfast for Spiritus *

hes aliens, theyre green

Alekseandrea wrote:Not that. That's just a dick measuring contest.

I mean a REAL HONEST TO RANDOM FLUCTUATIONS IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM TURN BASED STRATEGY warfare game.

chess

Itrosomia

Matrixulated wrote:Helloooo!

Welcome to Spiritus, and yeah - *read above post by [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]* - for what's what.

Aaaaand a potato for you . . .

Aaaaand a potato for you . . .

Now you're good to go.

Remember, it's always prudent to club a feral walrus first, and ask questions later!

Have fun!

M.

NO MORE GOSH DAMN POTATOES!!! RAW MONSTER STEAKS ARE MUCH BETTER!!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:chess

...

The combat resolution is a bit too simple for my tastes.

If I was interested in such a simple combat resolution,

I would learn the rules of "Diplomacy" and badger 6 other shmucks to play "Diplomacy online" with me.

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland

Alekseandrea wrote:...

The combat resolution is a bit too simple for my tastes.

If I was interested in such a simple combat resolution,

I would learn the rules of "Diplomacy" and badger 6 other shmucks to play "Diplomacy online" with me.

well if you really want a good war game there are several

Sons Of Culveria wrote:well if you really want a good war game there are several

The whole point is that I want one using in-game Nationstates stats.

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:well if you really want a good war game there are several

Surprise anschluss little drache!

Alekseandrea wrote:The whole point is that I want one using in-game Nationstates stats.

ohh. like the results in some issues like the ones to make killer creatures or super soldiers or all that?

The Parron Republic wrote:Surprise anschluss little drache!

shush please, no ones in the mood for your singaporean arse

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ohh. like the results in some issues like the ones to make killer creatures or super soldiers or all that?

shush please, no ones in the mood for your singaporean arse

Bloody westerners.

The Parron Republic wrote:Bloody westerners.

youre the one always being an arse. im just enjoying myself

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ohh. like the results in some issues like the ones to make killer creatures or super soldiers or all that?

Yup.

Alekseandrea wrote:Yup.

welp theres a homosexual in my region, wow, my regions slowly growing and getting more diverse. so thats good. my brothers kinda freaking out. he always has found homosexualtity odd, nothing against it he says, he just finds it odd

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youre the one always being an arse. im just enjoying myself

By spamming this RMB?

You should consolidate your answers into one post.

Like this.

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Sons Of Culveria wrote:no, keep there political freedoms down all the nations peoples are idiots

Answer 1

Sons Of Culveria wrote:chess

Answer 2

Continue until you reach the end of the page or have 10 answers, whichever comes first.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:welp theres a homosexual in my region, wow, my regions slowly growing and getting more diverse. so thats good. my brothers kinda freaking out. he always has found homosexualtity odd, nothing against it he says, he just finds it odd

He has roughly the same views I have on that topic.

The Parron Republic wrote:By spamming this RMB?

You should consolidate your answers into one post.

Like this.

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Answer 1

Answer 2

Continue until you reach the end of the page or have 10 answers, whichever comes first.

i know i know

The Parron Republic wrote:He has roughly the same views I have on that topic.

yeah i know. im selectively bi, mostly straight

Sons Of Culveria wrote:welp theres a homosexual in my region, wow, my regions slowly growing and getting more diverse. so thats good. my brothers kinda freaking out. he always has found homosexualtity odd, nothing against it he says, he just finds it odd

1.) I'm bi

2.) YOU HAVE A SIBLING?? THERE ARE MORE OF YOU??

Kabulutoof wrote:Wait so you all are having a constitutional convention? Cool!

YAY CONVENTIONS!

Statens wrote:1.) I'm bi

2.) YOU HAVE A SIBLING?? THERE ARE MORE OF YOU??

yeah i have a twin.

Itrosomia

Statens wrote:1.) I'm bi

2.) YOU HAVE A SIBLING?? THERE ARE MORE OF YOU??

1) 只有天可以节省我们的。

2) mostly the same qualities, different views.

The Parron Republic wrote:1) 只有天可以节省我们的。

2) mostly the same qualities, different views.

why would i save you guys?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yeah i have a twin.

You have one, fierce twin, maybe Tierel should just surrender, eh?

Statens wrote:YAY CONVENTIONS!

No more chemical weapons!

Statens

Sons Of Culveria wrote:why would i save you guys?

Not you, I don't follow a cult, I follow an actual religion.

The Parron Republic wrote:You have one, fierce twin, maybe Tierel should just surrender, eh? No more chemical weapons!

.... you would surrender to him but not me?

traitor, after all we've been through

The Parron Republic wrote:Not you, I don't follow a cult, I follow an actual religion.

Draconism is an actual religion, you said so yourself

Sons Of Culveria wrote:.... you would surrender to him but not me?

traitor, after all we've been through

Nah, I am loyal to the free nations, not some tyrannical leader, between two tyrants, I am nothing more than a mercenary.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:

Draconism is an actual religion, you said so yourself

IRL, it is nothing more than a cult.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Nah, I am loyal to the free nations, not some tyrannical leader, between two tyrants, I am nothing more than a mercenary.

IRL, it is nothing more than a cult.

*throws rock at you* yeah a cult of five million strong and growing muahahahahahahaha

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws rock at you* yeah a cult of five million strong and growing muahahahahahahaha

man i gotta settle down, anyone know how to become sane?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*puts headphones in listening to Nightmares lullaby other songs like that*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*puts headphones in listening to Nightmares lullaby other songs like that*

its a good song but i dont know why my brother likes Nightmares lullaby so much, i like march to the nightmare more

where the fudge is everyone?

FINALY!!! ITRO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:where the fudge is everyone?

Hello, sorry, I couldn't find my iPad so I couldn't get to NS.

*starts throwing toast and butter everywhere*

Itrosomia wrote:Hello, sorry, I couldn't find my iPad so I couldn't get to NS.

*starts throwing toast and butter everywhere*

what are you doing? *dodging the butter and toast*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what are you doing? *dodging the butter and toast*

Idk, I was hungry.

*eats buttered toast out of the sky*

Itrosomia wrote:Idk, I was hungry.

*eats buttered toast out of the sky*

why not eat raw steaks? or fish, ive had fish

Sons Of Culveria wrote:why not eat raw steaks? or fish, ive had fish

Well, having animal products slows magic.

Itrosomia wrote:Well, having animal products slows magic.

butter is an animal product

Sons Of Culveria wrote:butter is an animal product

This is olive oil butter.

Itrosomia wrote:This is olive oil butter.

bread is made with yeast

Sons Of Culveria wrote:bread is made with yeast

My bread is made with micro bots instead of yeast.

Itrosomia wrote:My bread is made with micro bots instead of yeast.

why? that... ruins it. its not bread then!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:why? that... ruins it. its not bread then!

It tastes better.

Itrosomia wrote:It tastes better.

no it dont *sits puts well done steak in between two pieces of real bread and eats it*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:no it dont *sits puts well done steak in between two pieces of real bread and eats it*

I guess I have different tastes than you.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:where the fudge is everyone?

Avoiding you and your inane daily Tspamnami.

Shut-up already.

You make my hair hurt.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

See ya, Spiritus. Thanks for having us over.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Richard wrote:See ya, Spiritus. Thanks for having us over.

Bye Richard!! Thanks for the food and the fun!

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Aww I wanted more Texas food.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Richard wrote:See ya, Spiritus. Thanks for having us over.

Bye! Have a nice rest of your day!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Avoiding you and your inane daily Tspamnami.

Shut-up already.

You make my hair hurt.

M.

I agree, just looked at my motto.

Richard wrote:See ya, Spiritus. Thanks for having us over.

See you next year, perhaps?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland

*mariachi band begins to play*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Alright everyone, a storm is going to hit us in about 2 hours and 20 minutes, you can hide, run, or attempt to shoot it down with a shotgun, but we all know one thing, a storm is coming...to kill us.

Oh and why didn't we build flood walls? I guess it's too late now.

Matrixulated

we did dummy, this region has existed for 3 years now.

Matrixulated

5 years actually.

Matrixulated

Seamerica wrote:5 years actually.

you didnt build ones for the storm he warns of though

Poll, Other: Cheese

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Mjaumjau wrote:Poll, Other: Cheese

what? why would you favor that element? itd be so weak

More than five years now ;)

My we've come some way since I created this little place back in Feb '12

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

Tim-Opolis wrote:More than five years now ;)

My we've come some way since I created this little place back in Feb '12

who are you?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:who are you?

god, aka that guy who made this hive of scum and cake

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Seamerica wrote:god, aka that guy who made this hive of scum and cake

you are not a god to me, youre the founder of the spud?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:who are you?

Your founder <3

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you are not a god to me, youre the founder of the spud?

Nah, God is clearly

Kanye West

Matrixulated

The Spirit wrote:Your founder <3

nice to meet you. id like to have embassies here but there are rules against it i hear, i unfortunately cannot get onto these off site boards. so i cant get rmbs from several places

Seamerica wrote:Nah, God is clearly

Kanye West

oh goodness is the founder of this place a fangirl?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:nice to meet you. id like to have embassies here but there are rules against it i hear, i unfortunately cannot get onto these off site boards. so i cant get rmbs from several places

i mean embassies

Sons Of Culveria wrote:oh goodness is the founder of this place a fangirl?

dude, yeezus is actually a great artist, his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be the artwork of the 21th century.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:nice to meet you. id like to have embassies here but there are rules against it i hear, i unfortunately cannot get onto these off site boards. so i cant get rmbs from several places

wat

Seamerica wrote:dude, yeezus is actually a great artist, his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be the artwork of the 21th century.

alright

Tim-Opolis wrote:wat

you never met [nation=short]Culveria[/nation], for thats my main

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