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Region: Spiritus
nope *moves and bonks gramps on the head with his shotgun butt and runs faster*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*Reconsiders decision and begins to pack up camping gear. Really slowly.*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*FOLLOWS BEHIND, ROARING* I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT SHOTGUN IS BACK IN MY HAND
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*Dangles a potato in Culveria's face to distract him*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*pokes head in the door*
*quickly removes head*
*presses the eject room button*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
My countrys ecomany is doing pretty bad right now
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
It...it...it has a voice?
#TEAMOGG
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Matrixulated
My hard-working sneks are doing good!LOOK AT ME MA!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"Pokes the large penguin in the room : <<Oh hai pipul!>>"
Matrixulated
hello
I like ur flag
chad
or bromania
i am snek
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Bro...
I am abe.
Matrixulated
*ignores potato* weapons are better *jumps on top of a tower*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
You are going to repeat 'i am snek' ad nauseam, aren't you?
Your spelling and grammar are both atrocious.
Which is totally not my fault.
I don't order busted assassinations.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Your nation's economy is a powerhouse compared to mine. I spend all money on potatoes and potato related objects.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
And mine is an actual powerhouse, thanks to a corrupted government and no money going to 60% of my population.
Matrixulated
you are of many mean
i will kel u nao
cuss i am snek
venumus snek
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Firaticottia
Hey! I'm new to Spiritus and and the game in general, any tips I should know?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Don't let anyone take your potatoes. Have fun.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
i dislike snakes *pulls out the honjo masamune and slices snek many times*
Matrixulated
The Giant Isopod is a really nice animal. its lovely.
Matrixulated
That moment when you're both a kingdom and a democracy
Matrixulated
*GRABS SHOTGUN AND JUMPS OFF THE TOWER INTO THE LAKE*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hello everybody this is my first time playing this game. So obviously I went the north Korea way. Any tips?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Takeda-Shi
*freezes the lake solid*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Invent hamburgers.
Matrixulated, Cosmolate, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Fuchi
Feed your people
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
*PAINFULLY CRASHES INTO THE ICE AND GOES HOME WITH THE SHOTGUN WITH SEVERAL BROKEN BONES*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Greetings fellow nations.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Greetings back from one of the fellow nations.
*Sees that OGG has got his shotgun back, quickly packs the rest of the camping gear and leaves grandpa's lawn*
What I was doing on your lawn? Nothing?
*Tries to look innocent*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
GET OFF MY LAWN, SON.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
What? I'm not on your lawn! I just got o- ... I mean, I never was!
I suggest you go back to page 1101 of the RMB, sir.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*laughs*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
*WIPES SINGLE TEAR FROM HIS EYE*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hey there! Im new to this game and i just have a few questions. Okay, here we go! What do you do between issues? How do you get them to pop up more often? And I'd like to dictate my country more but my peoples freedom is on the rise, how do i make them my little slaves who obeys my every word? Thanks in advance!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, North Pagoda
how do we get proof of life from this leather bag of water and sticks?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Welcome! Regretfully, you can't get issues to pop up more often. They usually come once every five hours. To make little slaves, you'll have to restrict your citizens' freedoms as much as possible, (by making the choices that seem the most immoral and corrupt, as far as I know). Between issues, you can, of course, chat on the RMB about potatoes, daily life, more potatoes, etc.
(I hope this is sufficient.)
Poke it. (:
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Well my country is currently an inhospitable, dinosaur inhabited, potato...OH, I can't forget that I have loads of platypi though.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Sorry to interrupt but Japandroid`s Celebration Rock is amazing. thanks.
Matrixulated
I pronounce "potato" "Patato" because i despise all that is good.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation, Aylmaoian
This my first time playing NS and I was wondering if anyone could give me advice on what to do.
Matrixulated
You decide what happens, there is no winning or losing.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness.
Well, you can join the world assembly, endorse and challenge other nations, participate on forums, and declare your opinion on issues. If you join the WA, you can vote on resolutions and submit proposals. Your nation will also automatically conform to any resolutions that are passed, whether you voted for them or not. You also can only endorse other nations if you are on the WA and are at first only a part of the General assembly. If you get two endorsements, you can join the security council. There are various forums around Nationstates that you can join in on. Some are RPG and some are just random topics. Your nation will also automatically receive various issues that you can dismiss or pick a side on. Your choice. They affect your nation's stats, economy, government, civil and political rights, and the summary. You can also add other countries to your dossier along with regions, add to your nation's factbook, or challenge other nations. Challenging is basically where you compare random stats with another nation and depending on whose is higher will determine who wins the match. Hope this was helpful. Telegram me if you need anymore info.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, we could drop it in a well and name it little Timmy or we could hang it from a tree by its toes and tickle it.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation
We love you gramps! =D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How do I endorse people?
Yo bruhs. Expect me to make a lot of mistakes (& serve a lot of apologies) and ask a lot of questions
Matrixulated, Maytreya, North Pagoda
Started this game an hour ago. Think I'm getting the hang of it, but wanted to join a region to learn how those work. You guys seemed cool.
In other words, I'm simply here to observe. I might become inactive after I've gathered enough knowledge on how regions work.
Matrixulated, Maytreya, North Pagoda
Hello and welcome one and all !!!!
This is Spiritus.
Things apropos to this great Region . . .
1) We love potatoes
2)We love our OGG
3) Stay OFF Old Grumpy Grandpas lawn.
4) Get you're own bloody shotgun
5) Don't hesitate to reach-out for help, advice, or assistance.
M.
Enjoy yourselves!
Welcome to our Great Region.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Hey! I'm also new, but like a few days kind of new, where I've been lurking in the shadows. First of all I have been quite entertained by your thread here, and your love of potatoes was what convinced me to choose this realm in all honesty. The potato poll was everything I needed. Anywho, I'm currently at a loss here attempting a Factbook with little military or government knowledge. Can anyone telegram me or direct me to a helpful forum explaining things?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
I have been in your situation for like the first 5 or 6 days of my nation (basket case economy) but indeed, it looks pretty bad. Why don't you expend your incomes by doping other sectors ? I understand that potatoes are a great thing to cultivate and eat and love but you can't let that ruin you economy. Why not for exemple grow the beef production, or the tomato cultures 'cause last time I checked everyone enjoy a enormous plate of french fries BUT it's still better with 4 pounds of beef and ketchup on it right? :-) Dont because the North Korea of potatoes man.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Satanic Crusader
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
jus follor u heart
and sneks
Matrixulated, Satanic Crusader
*has gramps shotgun again*
Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Satanic Crusader
But that is exactly what I am. My people are "happy" and "healthy" because of their "love" for potatoes. All in my nation love the potatoes. They know nothing but potatoes. They are called potatoes, they spend potatoes, they build out of potatoes. It's like going to OGG and saying you are the North Korea of shotguns and keeping darn kids of your lawn. All I know is potato.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais, Maytreya
*throws down bazooka* Give me that shotgun! I want it now!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Can you count to potato?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona, Maytreya
potato is beyond of the puny counting system of our reality
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Ustrabrona, Satanic Crusader
Imagine if whales were land animals, and they just dragged themselves along.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Tulgey Isles, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
I vote Kitty Augustus to be the new Empress of the rear empire.
Matrixulated, Kaprini
Hey there.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona
Hello.
Matrixulated, Ustrabrona
*decides that the time is ripe to go camping on gramp's lawn again*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
no *shoots vortex with shotgun and disappears with it*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona
Potato, 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, etcetera.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona
Ok then...only on thing to do. Just develop your gun production. It's always good for the moral, it will make the economy great again and no one is going to criticize the great leader for improving the safety of the potatoes. I mean, think about the children!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*FALCON PUNCHES, TAKING THE SHOTGUN*
AND [I]STAY[I] OFF MY LAWN, BITCH.
SERIOUSLY.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. STOP TAKING MY SHOTGUN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*has real one you having the fake* foolish punches wont work on me child. i am Draconos
*locks the shotgun away in another dimension*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Gives [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] a long round of applause.*
Ah well, I reckon that September isn't a time to go camping anyways.
*Decides that [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] has it hard enough as it is without his shotgun, and goes home (for a change)*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
I've been trying, but I've not gotten an issue addressing gun manufacturing yet.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Shoot... I don't like potatoes...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome to all new nations! :D I see some of you have had questions, one thing I'd like to point you to is our new person guide thingy pinned to the WFE at the top of the page, called "Welcome to Spiritus!" It should answer most questions you have. Anyway, welcome, and enjoy the potatoes! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Starts to airdrop thousands of potatoes and shotguns on to gramp's lawn
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
THE FREEDOM POTATOES HAVE OFFERED ME SUPPORT.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL WINNER IS HERE.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Telescopic, Kantheism
Oh man, want to create a potato export industry? I can make some wicked fries and potato pipes out of those.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
A generous, and somewhat timely, humanitarian relief effort to be sure.
But I must point out something that many goofy pinheads fail to grasp . . .
OGG's shotgun.
It's not a toy.
This is not flag football.
It's not a game of tag.
You don't just 'take it' and giggle like it's a game.
NO
Have some bloody respect!
Be realistic. You don't assault geriatrics, break into their houses, terrorize them and steal their sh*t!!!
How is that fun? How is that a game?
That shotgun has served OGG through several wars and is a symbol of his fight against oppression, Nazism, Communism, and other-isms over a long, long life.
That shotgun is special.
That shotgun is a symbol of freedom.
That shotgun is a Regional treasure.
Respect the shotgun.
Get off the lawn.
Love the potato.
Peace.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*gets out taco gun and starts singing while pelting Gramps's lawn with tacos*
It's raining tacos
From out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
Just open your mouth and close your eyes
It's raining tacos...
Here's the rest of the lyrics. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/parrygripp/rainingtacos.html =D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Echtolania
hey guys i'm new to the game. can anyone explain to me why every region seems to obsess over endorsements and limiting them. I can't seem to tell that they do much of anything.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Tulgey Isles, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
A) roflmfao
B) and the best part of taco-rain is that it's bio-degradable.
C) are these tacos the leadership-approved potato-tacos?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
[nation=short]No fredum[/nation], welcome to Spiritus! :D The nation with the most endorsements is the region's Delegate (that's me!! :D ), so the endorsement cap type thingies are to make sure nobody can illegally take the delegacy (illegal by whatever laws the region has come up with).
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Casually walks past gramp's lawn picks up a potato and holds it to the sky, 'I shall name you rupert', stashes rupert in coat and scampers away
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Tulgey Isles, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Dont worry, I'm new around here but if there is on thing I learned about this «game» (I'm not even sure if that's really a game) it is that things finally happens, and there is no rush ;) it take time to create the perfect money launderin... political system I mean.
Matrixulated
guys,for morgan freemans sake,is there anyway to get more issues ? cant believe that i just requested more issues to fix in my life :DD but seriously ,is there ?
Matrixulated
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Maytreya
Guys, can't we all just.. get along?
Matrixulated
THATS for sure !!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
Guys, can't we all just.. get along?
Maytreya
*turns around while sitting in the chair,starring curiosly*
so....how do you see that happening ? *sits back* what is your offer ?
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
Share a nice bowl of hot swizzling fried patatas?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais, Maytreya
well,now we are talking bebeh !*looks at nerdy crazy scientist in the corner* doctor Zigfrid,bring out the Potatonator 3000 ,its time !
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
An invisible coir is heard singing it's "Aaaaaaaaaaah" while doctor Zigfrid presents us with the Potatonator 3000. The sun shines on it like there's no tomorrow bringing light in the dark room.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais, Maytreya
( hahahahaha cool dude xD ) Behold ! *yells Zigfrid with sloppy german accent and pushes big red button ,right after that hot fried patatas are causing sun to eclipse*
The Salaxalans, Empire Democratique Francais
*charges a huge blast and destroys gramps lawn*
Duuuuude... Peace treaty here... Gramps id busy
The Salaxalans, Empire Democratique Francais
it is finished anyways *lands and looks around*
oh and no doing that, sun dragons dont like potatos *pulls the hot fried potatos away from the sun and throws them deep into space*
GET OFF MY LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
b.. bi... bi sexual encounter!!!! raaaww
just kidding
i aint gay, never want to XD
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