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Region: Spiritus
Defense is good. Our perfect record has fallen, but we must always remain vigilant... lest the Geese return.
But the Parron Republic itself is pacifist, our constitution bans WADs.
:(
Never mind, emergency powers to our Prime Minister.
Well we kept our perfect record going for a while. :P
I've been targeted! Help me, brothers and sisters! ;-;
Nukes soon launched toward Consigahria by:
I have nothing against Spiritus as a whole, just a few spamming walruses and dragons.
Legendus, The Cerulean Borders, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, Prunasia
So when does this event end?
Post by Remembria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Abandon attack on Europeia! Executive order!
Post self-deleted by Legendus.
Please ignore Europeian spies, we are certainly still attacking them. :P
Greater Northern Germania, Prunasia
I'm ded
Yeah... Someone decided to bombard you, we did what we could. :/
Not me, I am trying to knock Itrosomia out, and Culveria, before focusing on defense.
Mrglglglgland
Could you, uh, stop attacking them please. :P It lowers our score if you hit them.
Legendus
Post self-deleted by Prunasia.
Just Itrosomia and Culveria, I will ignore Sons of Culveria then
Okay I'm off for the night, hopefully I'll be back sometime tomorrow. Great job so far everyone!! :D Keep up the good work!
Remember, join the Potato Alliance (our faction) here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32
And join the Discord channel here: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
Good luck!
The Millidari Democratic Council
Good morning
The Millidari Democratic Council
I'm going to need some defense in 8 minutes or so or I'll be out.
I'll probably be out.
Post self-deleted by Prunasia.
A final message from Prunasia arrives, detailing the last moments of its industrial worlds, now nothing more than a radiated wasteland, although this is a setback for the Potato Alliance, the struggle against Pandamonium continues elsewhere.
I'm out.
Thanks fir the assist, though.
There was no final message from Alekseandrea, perhaps they knew that such a moment would come, and they rather be remembered as those who die without giving a shout of desperation then be remembered as those who pleaded for help in their final moments, while this is a major defeat for the potato Alliance, the crusade against Pandamonium continues.
Alekseandrea
There was a message from Wallenburg, it reveals the locations for various vaults, bunkers and tunnels. The lands of the military superpower is now devastated. Although this marks a major setback for the Potato Alliance, our struggle against Pandamonium continues elsewhere.
The Salaxalans
I'm also going to need some help >~>
Like, now.
These nations must be obliterated at once.
(and thanks to everyone who is helping me, and a huge shoutout to everyone involved in this global war, especially [nation=short+noflag]Salaxalans[/nation]!)
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Did all I could, also, alliance?
Retaliatory strike would be going soon.
:)
Consigahria
On the brink of death, over 100 missiles were heading towards you.
Consigahria
*death throes in the background*
I'm trying to fight Europeia in a different manner - through a cease-fire.
You aren't quite helping the cause.
Have you tried a strongly worded letter?
Sure didn't. *"Taps"* T-T
Well, the bombs are flying.
Been nice knowing you.
Consigahria
TO SUPPORT A CEASEFIRE IS TO SUPPORT HERESY. AVENGE CONSIGAHRIA. BAPTISE THEM IN FLAME!
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Prunasia
Remember Alekseandrea, A Prussian Reich, Prunasia, Consigahria among others, bathe them in fire, as they did to some of us!
Consigahria
4/1/2137, 12:25am. Consigahria loses her first war and falls to her knees. 8 billion casualties; more than R$750 quadrillion in damage. National quarantine in effect: anyone in Consigahria's borders who have survived in underground shelters are required to stay underground and refrain from accessing aboveground areas in any capacity for at least 12 months. Prime Minister Keenen Timothy Davis XI is dead, killed in his office in central Vermillion City by a barrage of over a hundred missiles. Nothing seems to remain but an eerie, green glow in places, broken glass, smoldering ashes, and crumpled iron strewn across a city which used to stand miles tall. 28 cities leveled across the nation.
Prunasia
I've officially extended a cease-fire from myself. We are out-gunned and out-manned by Pandamonium - to continue is just sheer madness. You can check it out at:
https://www.nationstates.net/region=europeia
Please be sane. Consider Romeo and Juliet, where two warring groups resulted in so many deaths. We don't need more violence.
THE END IS NIGH FOR US. THE HERETICS ARE UNLEASHING AN UNSTOPPABLE BOMBARDMENT, BUT LET IT BE KNOWN I TOOK ONE OF THEM WITH ME. GOOD LUCK, BRETHREN. WE JOURNEY TO A GREATER PLACE.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans
If it helps us recover for a next salvo, I accept.
Well done, brother/sister.
Consigahria
Meanwhile I'm too tiny to even participate. I'd be maximising shield production and protecting everyone if I could. :(
I finally found a economic specialising puppet, Falighte Caron, wheeeeeee!
Most of my puppets are specialising in Military though. :(
I just joined and I wish to announce my presence here real life ally with Consigahria
Consigahria
Putin is out! - I am destroyed!
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
Yep, I'm a nuclear wasteland too...
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic
Hello JZJ, 50 active puppets is a headache for me.
What about you?
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Can someone tell me how to send all my nukes on Culveria?
It hasn't joined a faction yet, in my recklessness, I targeted another nation in Kesmor of Draconos, it didn't go well...
...this is why you should not put all your eggs, ahem, puppets or vassals in the same baske... *cough* faction.
We, have foolishly decided to strike now, at a nation associated with Culveria, instead of holding on to our weapons, we let them go, instead of waiting, we tried to be swift, and it is no wonder that our Imperial Industrial Worlds were destroyed, Pegon survived, but it is nothing more than a political capital, without our factories, we are defenseless.
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Awwww.
Thanks.
We'll see who I attack in the zombie apocalypse.
(Spoiler)
You
I might just succumb to the zombies just so I can attack you.
Have fun!
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Edit: I'll just get Salaxalans to ban you, after all, Spiritus (just Salaxalans, methinks) wants to be on the leader boards.
I just found that my Viking stronghold in the North is no more...☢☠☢
Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Nether Regions.
The "Flying Dutchmen" of [nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] are grounded too... ☢☠☢
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
So...
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
The only buildings directly owned by the government that are severely damaged are, the Winter Palace Complex on Pegon, Parliament House on Parron, The Summer Palace Complex on Parron, The Ministry of Defence and the Ministry of Industrial Development.
Why would God spare Trump's Murica and the Godless, Commie Eastazians?! - Only wall builders survive, huh?!
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan
Half the Imperial Navy rammed themselves into the missiles to save Parron and Pegon.
Oh no, I'm not using this nation.
I have started my own region.
You can only infect people in the same region as you.
:D
It seems that attempting to form a cease-fire leads to utter destruction.
This is why we can't have nice things.
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Dootdootdootlydoot, The Parron Republic
Then I will have a puppet here.
Many many puppets.
And [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] can kick them all in Z-time.
The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
My puppets, no, no, I just refounded you, my League of Non-Aligned Powers, my Anti-Proliferation Entente... *wails*
All that's left is 6 scattered puppets and 5 organised puppets, and the Reorganised League of Non-Aligned Powers...
[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation] has fallen... ☢☠☢
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
POTUS of [nation=short]Animal Farmerica[/nation]; Donalđ Trümp is down - Murica has fallen...
**🇺🇸Transmission cuts to an image of the flag waving in the breeze, as the national anthem plays🇺🇸**
**//Interference and static interupt the automated broadcast//**
**The fuzzy image clears to reveal the same flag in flames, waving in the burning heat of a nation on fire**
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
The Anti-Proliferation League has been disbanded, and any nation in the League of Non-Aligned Powers has left, However, most of the Empire of Light stands, and we may still be able to draft an agreement between the major powers in the Empire, and maybe a non aggression pact with the Potato Alliance, if such a time comes, we will stand together.
Well, just woke up and logged in, and... Yikes. :P The Potato Alliance has been obliterated!
Little did the world know, we put potatoes in the missiles, not nukes; we just wanted to give the world potatoes... :(
Good job though everyone, we held out for a long time, for quite a few hours we never even got hit, and at our best we were in eighth in the world!! This was a really cool event, I thought it was going to be just like the zombie day but this was a lot more fun. :D
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Well, it was fun, sure.
But I could only launch a mere 15 nukes!
It's really a "the group with the most guys online wins" kind of event.
Yeah, it kind of was, but I think most of these time-sensitive one-day events have to be like that, unless we have a dumb event like the NationStates Cards Against Humanity thing two or three years ago.
Alekseandrea
That was a lot to count, I launched about a 1240 nukes!....plus minus a hundred.
Spread out your puppets!
Still going.
So on to achievements,
Participated in the killing of 2 mods
Hold out against an entire faction for 20 minutes
Get killed by a mod
Started a war between allies
Destroy Itrosomia
Manage 75 puppets (29 of which is consistently active)
Manage multiple factions
I think that's it.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
I think Culveria tainted it with radioactive SPAM, that's why it didn't participate, because it was too busy tainting our potatoes. *gasps*
Little did the Potato Alliance know, Itrosomia placed Terran meat into the missiles, and we all know how every Terran culture reacts to cannibalism...
No need to thank me, I nuked him because of a grudge (yes, it was about spamming.)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Apologies for triple posting...
I am landing [literally (hopefully)] the killing blow on [nation=short+noflag]PhantomQuartz[/nation], a nation allied with Culveria, a heretic and has a pretty petty princess.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
We have word that my puppet will be devastated, but it is totally ******* worth it!
The amount of effort they have to put in to kill one of our swarm, every major nation that associates itself with Culveria is gone! (except for some cowards)
I can finally withdraw from the conflict.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well, woke up at 2 in the afternoon to find all three of my nations Legendus Spirelius The Vault Of Doors destroyed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It was fun, but in the end I guess sleep will always be my greatest enemy. Least the higher ups in my nation have a nice, shiny reset button they keep for circumstances like this.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Consig
Consigahria, despite help from its allies in the Potato Alliance and the League of Non-Aligned Powers, is now nothing more than radiated wasteland.
We could only speculate on who even started this war, although we suspect Max Barry, an ordinary author from Australia, or so he says, the fact is that he is a time traveling, reality warping, interdimensional travelling drache, and he spiked the food and drinks of every leader, making them insane for around 24 hours, and they will take 12 hours to come to their senses and arrange a timing to draft and agree on an arms agreement.
The Empire of Light has partially recovered from the nuclear war, but the electors are trying to convince the Lord-Regent of Horsea to give them temporary authority, for its Emperor took command of a frigate and rammed it into a missile itself.
Maybe we should never have played with weapons capable of such destruction, we should have fortified ourselves and defend.
(sorry Consigahria for merging your short recount with the rest of ours)
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Nobody was going to thank you.
Also, it was just mean that you did it while I wasn't online.
Also, I did not put Terran meat into the nukes.
I put tiny nukes into the nukes
And I put microscopic nukes into the tiny nukes.
And I filled the microscopic nukes with potatoes.
Bad parrona!
Go sit in the corner!
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Just letting everyone know, in case anyone's suspicious... [nation=short]Nation of Aslandia[/nation] and [nation=short]the Oreskos Homeland[/nation] are allies of Consigahria and not puppet nations thereof. Please welcome them like family. :3
~ P.M. Davis XII
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
It must be April Fools Day.
Wow!
It is a good day to die!
Unless you're a Pacifist like myself.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
I settled around 11 of around 20 of my grudges, 7 of which is totally personal. Mean? War and life isn't fair, you innocently cute lump of lard.
"About sitting in the corner, mind that you do too,
亲爱的。"
-Minister of Defense
I have other puppets that survived, and 2 have never even produced missiles, they just sit on the side, eating a phortosyntoik salad.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
[nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] Was I ever officially entered into the Discord as a Spiritusian? Spiritusite? 'Sparagus?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= look inside ]
Salaxalans:
Progress. Peace. Our region prospering beyond imagination.
Consigahria:
Intense efforts in diplomacy,suppressing long posts,and stategic potato giving,
Prunasia:
has allowed us to create numerous worlds where
Alekseandrea:
multiple species coexist,and thrive.
Culveria:
We have grown Spammier,less decent.
Through spamming we have annexed foreign RMBs and their decent posts,
allowing us to build and reinforce our spampire.
Audriany:
But with the discovery of the sphere,
Tim-opolis:
everything changed.
The Parron Republic:
It promises the dawn of a new age
Mrglglglgland:
for our civilization.
Culveria:
this could be the key to the next phase of our nonsense.
Matrixulated:
The energy potential would allow us
JZJ:
to banject the last deadly diseases (dragons and walruses included,zombies excluded) of our region,
Divine Sangheilios:
and secure the resources for generations to come.
Culveria:
We will control the entire RMB,allowing us to finally forge spammy order,from decent chaos.
*cue wormhole opening in front of five dreadnoughts*
OGG: (in the background)
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU SCALY HOODLUM!
Legendus:
We will do this for decency,
Potatogion,Russinadia and Studly Spud:
for the future of our people.
*cue the combined fleets of Spiritus jumping from multiple systems*
Culveria:
For spam and wasteposting.
*cue dreadnoughts entering wormhole*
everyone listed above:
For our path leads to...
*cue wormhole closing*
everyone from Spiritus:
Utopia.
*the two fleets go head to head over an almost completed dyson sphere*
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, Dootdootdootlydoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmvGlBFaFEU
video for reference.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
No, please, feel free. ^-^
Matrixulated
If it adds to anybody's recount of the nuclear war, Consigahria's underground communities are currently burgeoning.
Matrixulated
...Hush. I will not be part of your pagan nonsense.
Legendus, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
I simply wish for unity after this detrimental war
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Josdeh
United against spammers, perhaps?
Also this looks "promising" (aka: we are doomed! Ahhhhh! )...
That's a lot of nukes. But what I thought was impressive how quickly tactics and strategy evolved, given that nobody knew what was coming or how things worked at first. You would think that given a second chance, it might become even more strategic. But of course, there are no second chances with nuclear weapons.
Unless....
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Care to elaborate more upon this thought of yours?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
GET GOOD, NOOBS.
LONG LIVE THE EQUINOX NUCLEAR GUARD!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
GET OFF HIS LAWN!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
It's like they say; sometimes, as in Nuclear War and in Tic-Tac-Toe; the only winning move is not to play...
https://youtu.be/NHWjlCaIrQo
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Marli, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Might I inquire as to why we engaged Europeia in bombtime?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Consigahria.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.