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Is it possible to make an alliance with other nations?

Matrixulated

What if I told you that 02:00-02:59 was a magical time. once a year, it doesn't exist at all. also once a year, it repeats itself so it can be the exact same time twice in a day. this really isn't a magical time, it is a conspiracy brought forth by the aliens. They like to masquerade this under the alias "Daylight Savings Time" .

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catgirls

Chlorocartonia wrote:What if I told you that 02:00-02:59 was a magical time. once a year, it doesn't exist at all. also once a year, it repeats itself so it can be the exact same time twice in a day. this really isn't a magical time, it is a conspiracy brought forth by the aliens. They like to masquerade this under the alias "Daylight Savings Time" .

And Bush Did 9/11 Too, Right?

Matrixulated, Professor Chaos, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Takkar

Well the shorter invite brought me here

Matrixulated, Nanrovia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The joke is partially in the fact that, in some sense, 2 meters isn't actually that tall! - It's only 6ft 5 inchs ffs!

Therefore, if my "super soldiers" are that "tall", then there are plenty of people alive and well today who are of that size without genetic enhancement!! - So if you think I'm compensating for something when infact I am actually putting forth pretty average and normal stats, then I dread to think of what is normal for you, and whether you may be under-compensated for that...

2 metres is an exceptional height. If a minority is 2 metre long, we would have a normal situation.

Since in this case the most are 2 metre tall, it becomes clear you specifically asked for this height.

Combine this with the fact that you were born in the beginning of the first century, when people tended to be smaller and one can conclude you are compensating for your (now) below-average height.

You clearly have no idea how big 2 metre actually is, because you persist in using an outdated system.

The metric system is simply superior.

(Really, 2 metre is big for a human being. Are you certain you converted to the right kind of feet?)

Matrixulated

Suplex Country wrote:Well the shorter invite brought me here

Worked for me too!

Matrixulated

Suplex Country wrote:Well the shorter invite brought me here

Nanrovia wrote:Worked for me too!

Welcome to our humble abode!

M.

Nanrovia

Catgirls wrote:- A lack of proper white wizard college education

- Zombie alien abductions for culinary purposes

- SCIENCE!

And catnip . . . ??

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Catgirls

Alekseandrea wrote:Heretics like you will never reach the Singularity!

I shall remember your words when I, at last, become your uploaded overlord.

Primitive!

Ludite!

Simpleton!

Socialist!

Yeah!

That's you told !!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Blobbin wrote:If a priest blessed an avocado would it be holy guacamole?

roflmao !!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Darkweb wrote:Any one got a meter stick?

LOL!

But seriously . . . how long after being zombified does your junk fall off?

Its a great solution for population control, I must sayl, not to mention the STD rate implodes!

2 meter super-soldiers with no junk don't seem so intimidating . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Thank you for the 2 countries who welcomed me! :D

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:And catnip . . . ??

And the eldritch abominition who we only know by the horrifying name of 'Vacuum cleaner'.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catgirls

Ussia wrote:And Bush Did 9/11 Too, Right?

not only did Bush do 9/11, he is single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, and for the extinction of life on Mars

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ussia

Chuck Norris is the reason of the extinction of the dinosaurs

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Chlorocartonia

[nation=short]Aquilla Epsilon[/nation], there's no way to do it using game mechanics, but you can role-play alliances!

Also, welcome again to new nations! :D

Matrixulated, Aquilla Epsilon

Chlorocartonia wrote:not only did Bush do 9/11, he is single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, and for the extinction of life on Mars

Mother Of God, That Sly Dog

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Suplex Country wrote:Chuck Norris is the reason of the extinction of the dinosaurs

but you must ask yourself, who is really Chuck Norris?.........George.............W.............Bush.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by Aquilla Epsilon.

[nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] how is the hell do you endorse other nations, since I've been trying to figure this out for the past hour.

Matrixulated

Aquilla Epsilon wrote:[nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] how is the hell do you endorse other nations, since I've been trying to figure this out for the past hour.

You go to the page of another nation that is also in the WA and scroll down to the very bottom. There'll be a button there that lets you do it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon

Using the three sea shells is very easy, if you don't get it, just start swearing.

Matrixulated

I don't think we'll ever know how to use the 3 seashells from demolition man.

Matrixulated

Google it, there are instructions. ;)

Matrixulated

Mjaumjau wrote:Google it, there are instructions. ;)

I googled it. Never again.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau

Alekseandrea wrote:2 metres is an exceptional height. If a minority is 2 metre long, we would have a normal situation.

Since in this case the most are 2 metre tall, it becomes clear you specifically asked for this height.

Combine this with the fact that you were born in the beginning of the first century, when people tended to be smaller and one can conclude you are compensating for your (now) below-average height.

You clearly have no idea how big 2 metre actually is, because you persist in using an outdated system.

The metric system is simply superior.

(Really, 2 metre is big for a human being. Are you certain you converted to the right kind of feet?)

Yes, I'm sure,... and the actual owner of this NS nation IRL is 6'4", and my brother is 6'5", most of the people I know are not much shorter, except a few Asian friends who are tiny!

Actually, I use the metric system all the time, the only time I use Imperial measures is when talking of height or distance, because a lot of the people I know, particularly those who are older, don't quite comprehend the metric system so well - I would normally quote metric system measures, but I wrongly assumed you'd be like most of the other people I meet...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yes, I'm sure,... and the actual owner of this NS nation IRL is 6'4", and my brother is 6'5", most of the people I know are not much shorter, except a few Asian friends who are tiny!

Actually, I use the metric system all the time, the only time I use Imperial measures is when talking of height or distance, because a lot of the people I know, particularly those who are older, don't quite comprehend the metric system so well - I would normally quote metric system measures, but I wrongly assumed you'd be like most of the other people I meet...

You simply know a lot of large people.

I believe the average height shou ld be around 1.8 metre.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by Sheeponia.

Alekseandrea wrote:You simply know a lot of large people.

I believe the average height shou ld be around 1.8 metre.

well then I'm considered small aat about 1.5m. Height is interesting, isn't it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

LORD HUTTON HAS RETURNED!

The foolish General Hayes of Madaloria has given us our independence back, and we are greater than ever.

Praise be.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Speaking of being back, the Rogue Lumberjacks have also returned, at least for a limited time. D*mn neurologists anyway...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Speaking of being back, the Rogue Lumberjacks have also returned, at least for a limited time. D*mn neurologists anyway...

Why not stay, here under my holy influence?

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I hve a question

Matrixulated

Masimau wrote:I hve a question

Lord Hutton knows all

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Kautas

does the chat room allow people to see your face?

Matrixulated

Masimau wrote:does the chat room allow people to see your face?

It does not, it's text only

Matrixulated, Ussia, Greater Madaloria

Why is no one in chat room

Matrixulated

uh. im supposed to answer a question bu an ad is in a way

Matrixulated

Masimau wrote:Why is no one in chat room

There's a lot of us in the chatroom, we may not talk constantly but we're there. Try saying hi when you pop in again.

Masimau wrote:uh. im supposed to answer a question bu an ad is in a way

What do you mean? I'm not sure what you're referring to.

Matrixulated

Asmovia wrote:There's a lot of us in the chatroom, we may not talk constantly but we're there.

I, Hutton Il, am everywhere

praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Greater Madaloria wrote:I, Hutton Il, am everywhere

praise be

Would you mind donating us some blood sample for our research on omnipresency ‎?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Neo-Sciencifica wrote:Would you mind donating us some blood sample for our research on omnipresency ‎?

Since he's all over the place that shouldn't be a problem.

It's like taking a sample from a person who found a bomb, you just scrape them of the wall.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Neo-Sciencifica

Neo-Sciencifica wrote:Would you mind donating us some blood sample for our research on omnipresency ‎?

Forign wizards cannot be trusted with divine blood

Matrixulated

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Londo.

A bonfire? In New Londo? Well, looks like we've made a mistake.

Matrixulated

Harmsend wrote:The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Londo.

A bonfire? In New Londo? Well, looks like we've made a mistake.

Where else would the chosen undead refill their estus flask?

Matrixulated

How do i leave this

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria

Soviet Nazi Union wrote:How do i leave this

Clicking.

Matrixulated

Soviet Nazi Union wrote:How do i leave this

By moving to The General Hermit Association and going any army that passes through

Matrixulated

hey guys im new so any help would be wonderful thanks

Matrixulated

idk like if we are doing somthing like war or votes or anything ...thanks for responding so quick

Matrixulated

Hurpadurp wrote:idk like if we are doing something like war or votes or anything ...thanks for responding so quick

Don't move to DEN

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Starkwood, Alekseandrea

lol i already rejected them seemed not ok but yeah im glad to help in any way i can just tell me how

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria

Post by San Diego Zoo suppressed by The Salaxalans.

San Diego Zoo

Portugal has been invaded by the invincible forces of Den.

No region is safe. Your embassy shall be demolished in less than three days.

huh?

Greater Madaloria

Post by Greater Madaloria suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Greater Madaloria

San Diego Zoo wrote:Portugal has been invaded by the invincible forces of Den.

No region is safe. Your embassy shall be demolished in less than three days.

Astounding timing, really

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Post by San Diego Zoo suppressed by The Salaxalans.

San Diego Zoo

Greater Madaloria wrote:Astounding timing, really

Thank you, I'm quite proud of that.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

LOL that was good

Matrixulated

How did they invade I'm so confused on how this works

Matrixulated

Wamba wrote:How did they invade I'm so confused on how this works

To put it simply: regions can be invaded and taken over when a lot of people move their nations in and take the Delegate position by force.

Hurpadurp wrote:idk like if we are doing somthing like war or votes or anything ...thanks for responding so quick

We aren't currently at war with anyone, though our Military does participate in operations often. There also does happen to be an election coming up. Information about all of this can be found on our forum, after you register and sign up for citizenship: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/ and by asking around in our chatroom: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp

Hello!

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Speaking of being back, the Rogue Lumberjacks have also returned, at least for a limited time. D*mn neurologists anyway...

Welcome home!

The bed is made, the kids are asleep, your dinner is in the oven . . . and JayZeeJay is still eating everything and everyone who turn their back for a second.

He's out of control and its time you oil-up those chainsaws . . .

Alekseandrea wrote:Since he's all over the place that shouldn't be a problem.

It's like taking a sample from a person who found a bomb, you just scrape them of the wall.

First; roflmao!

Second; I do so love black humour, dark comedy, and sarcasm.

Thanks for making my day!

Third; get the samples now, NOW, before the zombies start licking the place clean!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

How dare ye suppress the word of Hutton!

Praise be

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Welcome home!

The bed is made, the kids are asleep, your dinner is in the oven . . . and JayZeeJay is still eating everything and everyone who turn their back for a second.

He's out of control and its time you oil-up those chainsaws . . .

M.

So I could have stayed in hospital for another week or a year, and nothing would have changed?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:...JayZeeJay is still eating everything and everyone who turn their back for a second - He's out of control and its time you oil-up those chainsaws...

Actually, I can't remember that last time I feasted on nations that CTE'd - I've not said or done much recently, but thanks for the mention!

Matrixulated wrote:First; roflmao!

Second; I do so love black humour, dark comedy, and sarcasm.

Thanks for making my day!

Third; get the samples now, NOW, before the zombies start licking the place clean!

M.

That was a brilliant comedic line and the delivery was impeccable! However, I'm sorry to say, that due to lack of recent feasts, you're too late; the Zombies have licked the place clean!

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:So I could have stayed in hospital for another week or a year, and nothing would have changed?

Possibly, but that sounds pretty depressing an outlook...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:So I could have stayed in hospital for another week or a year, and nothing would have changed?

Well, I changed my underwear yesterday . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Well, I changed my underwear yesterday . . .

M.

You truly are an inspiration for all if us.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Firestripe wrote:Hello!

Hello!

Matrixulated

4 raincoats, check.

I am ready for the bake off.

How is that? No wait who are you?

No wait even more, I said wait!

Hey, can I eat that?

Whoops, sorry.

Dont ever call me 'mate' or 'dude' unless you say 'the' first...

That is important to know.

Oh I forgot the toothpaste, just use a raw rigotoni instead. Brilliant!

Thats what happened to the dinosaurs, after all.

*badly dubbed*

Beat that, my kung gu style is magnificent. Random lotus technique can not be beaten.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

*fu not gu!

Although.... Kung goo has a nice ring to it, especially given the big bake sale coming up.

What? Im ready for work now.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Funny thing one of my friend nations lives in the DEN since they have more aggressive views than I do.

Matrixulated, Starkwood, Greater Madaloria

Let us pray to me that DEN never comes here

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere

Matrixulated wrote:Well, I changed my underwear yesterday . . .

M.

And I thought my life was boring...

Tomorrow, Rouge Lumberjacks will electing Paul Bunyan as President (current population 748 million). Hip, hip, hooray!

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Alekseandrea

Greater Madaloria wrote:Let us pray to me that DEN never comes here

Praise be

I doubt they'd ever even attempt to attack us, since the Region Founder, who can eject everyone, no matter how powerful of a RO they are, is still around. So even if they do take over for a while, The Spirit would get rid of them.

I'm pretty sure I'm correct, I don't really pay attention to Raiding-related stuff though, so I might be wrong.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:And I thought my life was boring...

Tomorrow, Rouge Lumberjacks will electing Paul Bunyan as President (current population 748 million). Hip, hip, hooray!

Oh hey, we have the exact same amount of citizens!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

You guys look cool. Opinions on pants?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria

Not necessary, but convinient

Matrixulated

I wear pants a lot but shirts not really

Matrixulated

The Imagisphere wrote:I doubt they'd ever even attempt to attack us, since the Region Founder, who can eject everyone, no matter how powerful of a RO they are, is still around. So even if they do take over for a while, The Spirit would get rid of them.

I'm pretty sure I'm correct, I don't really pay attention to Raiding-related stuff though, so I might be wrong.

Nope, you are completely correct. We're safe

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Its Queen Nicki!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Asmovia wrote:Nope, you are completely correct. We're safe

when he dies in the real world

Matrixulated

Abkhenazia wrote:You guys look cool. Opinions on pants?

Pants ON . . . definitely on . . . !!!

Before they get taken off . . . if you're up all-night to get some, or up all-night to get lucky.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Abkhenazia wrote:You guys look cool. Opinions on pants?

Depends, do you mean "pants" as an American would mean them ie. trousers, jeans, tracksuit bottoms etc. (any bifurcated exteriorally-worn overall coverall for the lower half of the body); ie. an item of clothing worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth extending across both legs as in robes, skirts, and dresses)?!

OR

Do you mean "pants" as anyone not from North America would mean, ie. underwear, "pants", Y-Fronts, "budgie smugglers", "posing pouches", briefs, boxers, "short shorts", knickers, thongs, G-strings, and/or lingerie?!

Matrixulated

Nnicki Minaj wrote:Its Queen Nicki!

Queen?! B-b-butt you're a Republic?!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Depends, do you mean "pants" as an American would mean them ie. trousers, jeans, tracksuit bottoms etc. (any bifurcated exteriorally-worn overall coverall for the lower half of the body); ie. an item of clothing worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth extending across both legs as in robes, skirts, and dresses)?!

OR

Do you mean "pants" as anyone not from North America would mean, ie. underwear, "pants", Y-Fronts, "budgie smugglers", "posing pouches", briefs, boxers, "short shorts", knickers, thongs, G-strings, and/or lingerie?!

i like loose pants lol

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Queen?! B-b-butt you're a Republic?!

It's an achievement in ignorance.

You shouldn't worry.

If the paradoxes reach critical mass,

The country will never have existed.

You know, timey-wimey ball stuff.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Neo-Sciencifica, Hurpadurp

Alekseandrea wrote:It's an achievement in ignorance.

You shouldn't worry.

If the paradoxes reach critical mass,

The country will never have existed.

You know, timey-wimey ball stuff.

DR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

"I wan't to break free!"

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

so what kind of music do you all like?

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere

Hurpadurp wrote:so what kind of music do you all like?

I personally like Instrumental Hip-Hop, Funk, Disco, and Electroswing.

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Also, I just noticed that The Spirit will CTE tommorow, unless he's on vacation mode.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Imagisphere wrote:I personally like Instrumental Hip-Hop, Funk, Disco, and Electroswing.

same but add rap dubstep and some slower indi music

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Depends, do you mean "pants" as an American would mean them ie. trousers, jeans, tracksuit bottoms etc. (any bifurcated exteriorally-worn overall coverall for the lower half of the body); ie. an item of clothing worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth extending across both legs as in robes, skirts, and dresses)?!

OR

Do you mean "pants" as anyone not from North America would mean, ie. underwear, "pants", Y-Fronts, "budgie smugglers", "posing pouches", briefs, boxers, "short shorts", knickers, thongs, G-strings, and/or lingerie?!

Let's go with the North American definition

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Depends, do you mean "pants" as an American would mean them ie. trousers, jeans, tracksuit bottoms etc. (any bifurcated exteriorally-worn overall coverall for the lower half of the body); ie. an item of clothing worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth extending across both legs as in robes, skirts, and dresses)?!

OR

Do you mean "pants" as anyone not from North America would mean, ie. underwear, "pants", Y-Fronts, "budgie smugglers", "posing pouches", briefs, boxers, "short shorts", knickers, thongs, G-strings, and/or lingerie?!

Let's go with the North American definition

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

A double post?

The last was posted earlier than the first?

Oh gods.

It's escalating.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey everyone, The Church of Satan seems to be sleeping in today, but since I live here I'm not technically stepping on his toes.

It's constitution day in TRR, feel free you head over to hang out, and stop by the BBQ for some fresh grilled ribs! It's gonna be a great day for the Rejects!

Matrixulated

lol

Matrixulated

oh wait I forgot something:

Praise be

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

lol y u always put that? just curious

Matrixulated

The Imagisphere wrote:Also, I just noticed that The Spirit will CTE tommorow, unless he's on vacation mode.

We have a combination of ancient blood-magic and advanced bio-medical engineering that keeps it from CTE. Don't worry :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Hurpadurp

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