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*starts global cooling so that the walrusses can swim everyewhere more comfortably*

Itrosomia wrote:8 hours ago: The Colony of Bondsnero arrived from Lazarus.

8 hours ago: The Republic of Defreelt arrived from Balder.

8 hours ago: The Commonwealth of Ontarin arrived from Osiris.

8 hours ago: The Empire of Singhai arrived from Lazarus.

8 hours ago: The Republic of South Rhytonstopia arrived from Balder.

8 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Mortand arrived from Osiris.

HELLO TO ALL OF YOU

Here are your complementary potatoes!

One for each of you.

*gives each of them a potato*

bad

Itrosomia wrote:*eats a taco*

Why would you have a taco when you can have some linguini?

*serves everyone linguini*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:potatoes=bad

Hell no man, potatoes = futur, potatoes = love, potatoes = LIFE

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:potatoes=bad

*shakes head sadly*

Hello guys,

I recently got a telegraph from The Congressional Republic of Consular (a region from the West Pacific) sharing a guide on how to prevent your nation from being invaded and I found it really useful and well written so for those of you who don't really get how to defend yourself the best you can, here it is :

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Hell no man, potatoes = futur, potatoes = love, potatoes = LIFE

Itrosomia wrote:*shakes head sadly*

pizza and monster steaks are much better

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Hello guys,

I recently got a telegraph from The Congressional Republic of Consular (a region from the West Pacific) sharing a guide on how to prevent your nation from being invaded and I found it really useful and well written so for those of you who don't really get how to defend yourself the best you can, here it is :

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128

yes yes i got it too, stop spreading it sheesh i cant go anywhere and not see that

Empire Democratique Francais

The Magic Pizza wrote:Why would you have a taco when you can have some linguini?

*serves everyone linguini*

who are you?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:pizza and monster steaks are much better

SÌ!

You should eat pizza!

Ooooooooonly Italian food.

Ooooooooonly Italian food.

Ooooooooonly Italian food.

Empire Democratique Francais, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:who are you?

I AM THE MIGICAL PIZZA! (I thought that was obvious)

I have come here to make lots of Italian cibo.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes yes i got it too, stop spreading it sheesh i cant go anywhere and not see that

That's reasuring by me

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Hello guys,

I recently got a telegraph from The Congressional Republic of Consular (a region from the West Pacific) sharing a guide on how to prevent your nation from being invaded and I found it really useful and well written so for those of you who don't really get how to defend yourself the best you can, here it is :

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128

It is nice, though I should note in this region we have practically no fear of being invaded because we have both an active delegate and a founder.

Empire Democratique Francais, The Parron Republic

"I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun"

Asmovia wrote:It is nice, though I should note in this region we have practically no fear of being invaded because we have both an active delegate and a founder.

True but better safe than sorry right ?

The Parron Republic

The Magic Pizza wrote:SÌ!

You should eat pizza!

Ooooooooonly Italian food.

Ooooooooonly Italian food.

Ooooooooonly Italian food.

*eats the magical pizza* done

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Sons Of Culveria wrote:GALLADES ARE AWESOME SO YOU SILENCE YOURSELF

They're LAAAAAAME.

Itrosomia wrote:I have a computer.

A cheap one, I presume.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:he just prefers consoles

Preferring inferiority? Oh, the humanity!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:in my nation i am a Power

Where is that? Pointland?

The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:They're LAAAAAAME.

A cheap one, I presume.

Preferring inferiority? Oh, the humanity!Where is that? Pointland?

shut up!

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Hello guys,

I recently got a telegraph from The Congressional Republic of Consular (a region from the West Pacific) sharing a guide on how to prevent your nation from being invaded and I found it really useful and well written so for those of you who don't really get how to defend yourself the best you can, here it is :

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128

Our founder is still active, you know.

We don't have to worry about such things.

Alekseandrea wrote:Our founder is still active, you know.

We don't have to worry about such things.

the guys just being polite

Sons Of Culveria wrote:shut up!

I'd rather not.

Plus, you can't hear me.

RMBs are notorious for their silence.

And Gallade is LAAAAAME.

The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I'd rather not.

Plus, you can't hear me.

RMBs are notorious for their silence.

And Gallade is LAAAAAME.

*stabs with the bloody knife*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*stabs with the bloody knife*

You're supposed to answer something like:

"gallades are totally radical bruh

because

*list of reasons*"

Violence isn't the answer!

The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:You're supposed to answer something like:

"gallades are totally radical bruh

because

*list of reasons*"

Violence isn't the answer!

violence is always the answer. now, there are several reasons i could list, which pokemon is your favorite?

Alekseandrea wrote:They're LAAAAAAME.

A cheap one, I presume.

Preferring inferiority? Oh, the humanity!Where is that? Pointland?

It's a MacBook Pro.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*eats the magical pizza* done

*magically reappears*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Magic Pizza wrote:*magically reappears*

*growls at the pizza* i am eating your family

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:are you a female in real life parron!?

alright

That insult!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*slowly turns to look at alekseandrea* what was that *neck cracks as back is to him but my head turned all the way around to look at alekseandrea*

All hail Paradox Interactive!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:because males dont usually giggle, males chuckle

Background, keyword, background! Hello! Wakey wakey!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:GALLADES ARE AWESOME SO YOU SILENCE YOURSELF

You are to remain silent!

You are giving the leaders of every civilized nation a headache.

Itrosomia wrote:I have a computer.

He prefer consoles, he's a downer!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how dare this place call me a sprat!

Salamander

Gecko

Remember this?

Delicacy!

Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*growls at the pizza* i am eating your family

I am not an actual pizza!

I am the capocuoco that makes the magic pizza.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza wrote:I am not an actual pizza!

I am the capocuoco that makes the magic pizza.

i will still eat your family

The Parron Republic wrote:That insult!

All hail Paradox Interactive!

Background, keyword, background! Hello! Wakey wakey!

You are to remain silent!

You are giving the leaders of every civilized nation a headache.

He prefer consoles, he's a downer!

Salamander

Gecko

Remember this?

Delicacy!

what?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i will still eat your family

what?

I have no famiglia.

That is why I make pizza.

To hide my lonelyness.

*eye twitches*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Hello guys,

I recently got a telegraph from The Congressional Republic of Consular (a region from the West Pacific) sharing a guide on how to prevent your nation from being invaded and I found it really useful and well written so for those of you who don't really get how to defend yourself the best you can, here it is :

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128

First,

(a nation from the West Pacific)

Second, we have an active founder.

Lastly, uh...

Alekseandrea wrote:They're LAAAAAAME.

A cheap one, I presume.

Preferring inferiority? Oh, the humanity!Where is that? Pointland?

I support these statements!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:shut up!

Mind that you do too!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*stabs with the bloody knife*

A downer!

(Gasps can be heard in the background, followed by screams. )

Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:First,

(a nation from the West Pacific)

Second, we have an active founder.

Lastly, uh...

I support these statements!

Mind that you do too!

A downer!

(Gasps can be heard in the background, followed by screams. )

how, may i ask, are the gallant, strong, and honorable gallades, lame?

The Magic Pizza wrote:I have no famiglia.

That is why I make pizza.

To hide my lonelyness.

*eye twitches*

JUST KIDDING!

I make pizza because it makes people contento!

My family does the same!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza wrote:JUST KIDDING!

I make pizza because it makes people contento!

My family does the same!

*proceeds to eat the chefs family*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*proceeds to eat the chefs family*

*in a horrifically bloody and terrifying manner*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:violence is always the answer. now, there are several reasons i could list, which pokemon is your favorite?

Barbarians...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i will still eat your family

what?

I quote, "Salamander? You mean delicacy."

The Parron Republic wrote:Barbarians...

I quote, "Salamander? You mean delicacy."

why would you eat Natsu Dragneel?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*proceeds to eat the chefs family*

*resarects them*

Please don't do that.

You won't like me when I'm arrabbiato.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how, may i ask, are the gallant, strong, and honorable gallades, lame?

They are nothing more than a fantasy created by humans.

You can't deny it.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*proceeds to eat the chefs family*

Shame on you, shame. on. you.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*in a horrifically bloody and terrifying manner*

You are a monstrosity that must be stopped.

The Magic Pizza

The Magic Pizza wrote:*resarects them*

Please don't do that.

You won't like me when I'm arrabbiato.

*summons my legios upon legions of apex savage deviljhos* you wont like me when I'm hungry

The Parron Republic wrote:They are nothing more than a fantasy created by humans.

You can't deny it.

Shame on you, shame. on. you.

You are a monstrosity that must be stopped.

*looks at him blood crazed* i will never stop!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*summons my legions upon legions of apex savage deviljhos* you wont like me when I'm hungry

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*summons my legios upon legions of apex savage deviljhos* you wont like me when I'm hungry

You won't like me when I discover the Webway!

The Magic Pizza wrote:*resarects them*

Please don't do that.

You won't like me when I'm arrabbiato.

Uh, alright?

The Parron Republic wrote:You won't like me when I discover the Webway!

Uh, alright?

We're only here to eat the italian and his family

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*summons my legios upon legions of apex savage deviljhos* you wont like me when I'm hungry

*makes several billion pizzas, bowls of pasta fagioli, and sfogliatelle*

Vieni a mangiare!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*summons my legios upon legions of apex savage deviljhos* you wont like me when I'm hungry

*calls the mafia*

Hey, Lupo the Wolf!

Why don't you take care of our piccolo amico here?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:We're only here to eat the italian and his family

Why don't you just eat the pizza he makes?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza wrote:*makes several billion pizzas, bowls of pasta fagioli, and sfogliatelle*

Vieni a mangiare!

*the devour the pizzas and his family leaving the vegetation food alone for they are carnivores and i pay parron a large diamond carved into the shape of a parrot*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Magic Pizza wrote:*calls the mafia*

Hey, Lupo the Wolf!

Why don't you take care of our piccolo amico here?

*eats the mafia in a very monstrous and horrifying manner*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*eats the mafia in a very monstrous and horrifying manner*

deviljhos are not little

Itrosomia wrote:It's a MacBook Pro.

Ok, that's expensive.

If you really need a mac, that's tolerable.

But for most people it'll be a piece of overpriced, underperforming hardware.

And don't give me all that "windows is inferior" bull.

If you'd be willing to give THAT much money to a windows laptop, you'd have a better pc.

Which you can actually game on.

Alekseandrea wrote:Ok, that's expensive.

If you really need a mac, that's tolerable.

But for most people it'll be a piece of overpriced, underperforming hardware.

And don't give me all that "windows is inferior" bull.

If you'd be willing to give THAT much money to a windows laptop, you'd have a better pc.

Which you can actually game on.

please lets all just shut up about this this thing is inferior to the other thing

Sons Of Culveria wrote:please lets all just shut up about this this thing is inferior to the other thing

But it is!

Unless you have to work with music/graphic stuff.

Alekseandrea wrote:But it is!

Unless you have to work with music/graphic stuff.

why dont people just collaborate and put everything good about one thing with everything good about another thing and just make an overall amazing thing?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:why dont people just collaborate and put everything good about one thing with everything good about another thing and just make an overall amazing thing?

They already do that.

You've got GNU, linux...

Alekseandrea wrote:They already do that.

You've got GNU, linux...

good

Alekseandrea wrote:Ok, that's expensive.

If you really need a mac, that's tolerable.

But for most people it'll be a piece of overpriced, underperforming hardware.

And don't give me all that "windows is inferior" bull.

If you'd be willing to give THAT much money to a windows laptop, you'd have a better pc.

Which you can actually game on.

I really am fine with apple and Samsung.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*eats the mafia in a very monstrous and horrifying manner*

*watches as the mafia shoot, stab, and murder their way out of culveria*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the devour the pizzas and his family leaving the vegetation food alone for they are carnivores and i pay parron a large diamond carved into the shape of a parrot*

*resurects them*

One more time, then I get angry.

*summons many, many, many links of salami*

Eat this.

Salted meats are molto bene.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:I really am fine with apple and Samsung.

im fine with anything as long as it works

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the devour the pizzas and his family leaving the vegetation food alone for they are carnivores and i pay parron a large diamond carved into the shape of a parrot*

What do you have against Italians?

The Magic Pizza wrote:*watches as the mafia shoot, stab, and murder their way out of culveria*

*resurects them*

One more time, then I get angry.

*summons many, many, many links of salami*

Eat this.

Salted meats are molto bene.

you think your puny bullets and knives could take down a savage apex deviljho? ha! *they shred apart the mafia and devour the salami* you know summoning foods a bad idea because food regenerates there health

The Magic Pizza wrote:What do you have against Italians?

you said eat oooooonly italian

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you said eat oooooonly italian

so im listening and my family is listening too

This is my new account.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you said eat oooooonly italian

Italian food.

Italian persone do not count as Italian food.

Please do not eat Italian people.

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:This is my new account.

Italian food.

Italian persone do not count as Italian food.

Please do not eat Italian people.

deviljhos eat humans, italians are humans, therefore, theyre italian deviljho food

Sons Of Culveria wrote:deviljhos eat humans, italians are humans, therefore, theyre italian deviljho food

When I say Italian cibo, I mean food MADE by Italians.

With hands.

Not reproductively.

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:When I say Italian cibo, I mean food MADE by Italians.

With hands.

Not reproductively.

*the deviljhos sit down grumpily as do i* then try to satisfy my family with your cuisine

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the deviljhos sit down grumpily as do i* then try to satisfy my family with your cuisine

*makes more salted meats*

Here you go.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*makes more salted meats*

Here you go.

*a few deviljhos eat it yet are still hungry* our tails would fill us better. have any idea how much a deviljho eats?

Itrosomia wrote:NO!

It is...

*smoke covers the stage as stroblights go off*

DITTO!!!!!!!

As far as I'm aware I only know one "ditto"...

ditto ˈdɪtəʊ/ noun

the same thing again (used in lists and accounts and often indicated by a ditto mark under the word or figure to be repeated).

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*a few deviljhos eat it yet are still hungry* our tails would fill us better. have any idea how much a deviljho eats?

*brings out the infinite buffet of Italian food including prosciutto, brachiola, meatloaf, salami, ossobuco, bruschetta, mortadella, bresaola, copocollo, etc.*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Post self-deleted by Jolly Old St Nicholas.

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:As far as I'm aware I only know one "ditto"...

ditto ˈdɪtəʊ/ noun

the same thing again (used in lists and accounts and often indicated by a ditto mark under the word or figure to be repeated).

we are talking about pokemon fool

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*brings out the infinite buffet of Italian food including prosciutto, brachiola, meatloaf, salami, ossobuco, bruschetta, mortadella, bresaola, copocollo, etc.*

*half the horde eats yet some of the others dont and just look at the humans* some are picky

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*brings out the infinite buffet of Italian food including prosciutto, brachiola, meatloaf, salami, ossobuco, bruschetta, mortadella, bresaola, copocollo, etc.*

Yum.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:A small fish

no really? i was already told

these ones only eat living

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*half the horde eats yet some of the others dont and just look at the humans* some are picky

*opens the last dish on the buffet*

I present to you...

Mimolette!

This specific one is made from meat juice instead of milk.

This cheese has live cheese mites in it.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*opens the last dish on the buffet*

I present to you...

Mimolette!

This specific one is made from meat juice instead of milk.

This cheese has live cheese mites in it.

alright you cant expect them to eat bugs thats just... no

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright you cant expect them to eat bugs thats just... no

Hmmmm...

*uses magic to animate the meats*

There.

They are alive.

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:Hmmmm...

*uses magic to animate the meats*

There.

They are alive.

ill just send them hunting humans that arent your family *the picky ones run off hunting*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo

Post self-deleted by The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ill just send them hunting humans that arent your family *the picky ones run off hunting*

Yay!

*Sends walrusses to capture humans*

Itrosomia wrote:Yay!

*Sends walrusses to capture humans*

you know you could make your population walruses

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you know you could make your population walruses

Yes I know, but itrosomites are just walruses that are superior mentally and physically to normal walrusses.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you know you could make your population walruses

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you know you could make your population walruses

There.

Is it over?

Is the RMB safe for the rest of the day?

Hmph! I saw flame-war and got excited . . . why didn't Culveria burn?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

*eats a taco*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:Is it over?

Is the RMB safe for the rest of the day?

Hmph! I saw flame-war and got excited . . . why didn't Culveria burn?

M.

That which is born of fire or creates fire, is not always flammable, inflammable, or combustible...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:That which is born of fire or creates fire, is not always flammable, inflammable, or combustible...

BURN! BURN! BURN! (x99999)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

The Parron Republic wrote:That insult!

So being female is an insult, huh????

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Nothing. I'll distract it for a while...

Sayang...

( More giggling in the background.)

Thanks for the distraction Parron :)

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:*eats a taco*

Honestly same

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Is it over?

Is the RMB safe for the rest of the day?

Hmph! I saw flame-war and got excited . . . why didn't Culveria burn?

M.

Same.

Matrixulated

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