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Feirmont wrote:Hexagons are the bestagons I'll fight. I'll throw hands. I'll banish beligerent bogens before beavers build bridges >:c

Hooah! 👊

But ahh, where's the Potatogon? 😁

Huzzah!

Feirmont, Ltin Corporation, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Dusendord

Just to check, how many people here have, like myself, eaten a raw potato before?

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, Dusendord, Republic Of Endmore

I have a new issue where these teens come across a grave that had a deadly virus so I sent them to the totally non-existent area 50 for biolo- i mean testing to help cure them, this isnt illegal right ?

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order

Republic Of Endmore wrote:I have a new issue where these teens come across a grave that had a deadly virus so I sent them to the totally non-existent area 50 for biolo- i mean testing to help cure them, this isnt illegal right ?

You surely meant to say immoral instead of illegal?

From a certain perspective, you ARE the law.

Not that it matters much. If it was wrong and you cared about it being wrong, you wouldn't have done it in the first place.

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Dusendord, Republic Of Endmore

I am a new country to this region i hope to be a prosporous eco friendly nation

The Salaxalans, Twilight Town, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Versatran, Haremm, Dusendord

Karapan wrote:I am a new country to this region i hope to be a prosporous eco friendly nation

I will squash you like bug

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order

Hello

Twilight Town, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Dusendord

Twilight Town wrote:I will squash you like bug

Do you do that to all new nations, or am I free from worry?

Twilight Town, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Belands, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Dusendord

Twilight Town wrote:I will squash you like bug

We're going to take away your potatoes if you aren't careful. 👀

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Twilight Town, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order

The Potatonic Order wrote:Do you do that to all new nations, or am I free from worry?

Only nations smaller than my own that I know for a fact would be an easy victory, because I'm a coward who won't pick fights on people my own size.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, The Potatonic Order

Twilight Town wrote:Only nations smaller than my own that I know for a fact would be an easy victory, because I'm a coward who won't pick fights on people my own size.

I hope you realize that doesn't mean a lot with you being in the top 1% of both defense forces and arms manufacturing and having a population of billions.

Matrixulated, Twilight Town, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

The Potatonic Order wrote:I hope you realize that doesn't mean a lot with you being in the top 1% of both defense forces and arms manufacturing and having a population of billions.

It -uh, means easy pickings? Heh.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, The Potatonic Order

Twilight Town wrote:It -uh, means easy pickings? Heh.

Not easy (well, that too), it means plentiful.

Matrixulated, Twilight Town, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

The winning option in that polygon poll had only 30%

This is why we need instant runoff!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Ltin Corporation wrote:The winning option in that polygon poll had only 30%

This is why we need instant runoff!

The winning option actually had 100% of the votes.

Since hexagons are obviously the bestagons, anyone NOT voting for them is clearly insane, thus their votes shouldn't be counted.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Territorio Di Nessuno wrote:Shameless book advertising!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=165974

Muahahahah!

Somebody called...? 🧐

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:The winning option actually had 100% of the votes.

Since hexagons are obviously the bestagons, anyone NOT voting for them is clearly insane, thus their votes shouldn't be counted.

STOP THE COUNT!

Legendus, Matrixulated, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Republic Of Endmore

The Salaxalans wrote:STOP THE COUNT!

Make Aliens Great Again! 👽

📶〰️mind control〰️📶

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Matrixulated Reloaded, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Republic Of Endmore

Ughh...tinfoil hat time again.

Huzzah!

Feirmont, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Hey there. I am the new Ambassador of The Union of Democratic States to Spiritus. Im very keen and excited to help boost bi-lateral relations between our two regions.

Kialga, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Adamites, Serene Republic Of Avatar, Sopnork

new poll!

The Salaxalans

The Ukrainian poll you always wanted, but you didn't know you wanted until now.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=166306

The Salaxalans

Hello my potato-loving friends! Please excuse my shameless advertising, but Europe has just begun its second first interregional writing contest, and anyone and everyone is invited to take part! There will be awards! Shiny awards! Yay!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1466511

The Salaxalans

Seeing as Thanksgiving is coming tomorrow depending where you live any way, if you celebrate it or not i hope you have a safe and great holiday all so have social distanceing and.... idk wear your mask.

The Salaxalans, Pulsroth, Dusendord, Adamites

Republic Of Endmore wrote:Seeing as Thanksgiving is coming tomorrow depending where you live any way, if you celebrate it or not i hope you have a safe and great holiday all so have social distanceing and.... idk wear your mask.

This RMB post, I think, reinforces that I'm the only non-American in this entire region...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm, Dusendord, Adamites, Aufrian Kemboi Chepyator

Post self-deleted by Republic Of Endmore.

Hello, i'm new

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Dusendord

Happy Thanksgiving everyone in the Eastern and Central time zones.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Dusendord, Republic Of Endmore, Breony

Pulsroth wrote:This RMB post, I think, reinforces that I'm the only non-American in this entire region...

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pulsroth, Dusendord, Breony

Happy Thanksgiving to our friends in Spiritus !

-Embassy of The Union of Democratic States

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, Republic Of Endmore, Breony

Now that the time has reached the rest of the USA, happy Thanksgiving to the rest of you Americans. Everyone else, happy belated or early most feast-focused day of the year.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, Dusendord, Republic Of Endmore

Greetings Spiritus! I am Lauchenoiria on one of my many, many N-Day puppets here to share our regional update from the International Democratic Union as we do not have gameside embassies.

You can read our update on your forums here: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/597/idu-autumn-update-2020

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, Dusendord

Happy Thanksgiving to whoever here celebrates! :D

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord, The Potatonic Order

Pulsroth wrote:This RMB post, I think, reinforces that I'm the only non-American in this entire region...

(ooc)

Proud Englishman here! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I grew up in New Zealand, and served my Queen and Country. RAF Regiment, Huzzah! 🇬🇧

God Bless The Queen! ❤️👸❤️

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord

The Salaxalans wrote:Happy Thanksgiving to whoever here celebrates! :D

Well I do!

=3

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord

Good day everyone,

it's a bit late to talk about Z-day, the annual zombie event. I am doing a survey for an article for a regional newspaper on what well-performing regions had in common. So lets get to the questions:

How would you rate your region's Z-day performance, on a scale of 1 to 5?

Did you have something like central nuclear command, and did people follow it a lot?

How populous was your region last Z-day?

Any Additional Answers are welcome and needed ^-^

Goodbye and have a nice day!

-Somebody.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord

I had to remove the poll to make space for the government ones, but I will put it again after them.

And to get your Ukrainian hype through the roof it will have a part two with 12 more Ukraine.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord

Today I just became the 5th in defense Force in spiritus and soon I will be number 1

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cardboard Lootbox, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Dusendord

Latinempire wrote:Today I just became the 5th in defense Force in spiritus and soon I will be number 1

And soon you will find Parrona's fleet parked above your planet.

Welcome to orbital bombardment! 😉

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Haremm, Dusendord

NVM I am back in 6th

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, Dusendord

Hail Snakkra! 😁

Huzzah!

Alekseandrea, Haremm, Dusendord

Life was good here, but it’s time for me to leave

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

Sopnork wrote:Life was good here, but it’s time for me to leave

Lol November fools!

The Salaxalans, Asmovia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Nea Chora

Hey all! I'm trying to organize a Spiritus RP, and if that sounds like something you'd want to be a part of, sign up here!

[url]https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/601/ooc-beatha-signup-thread[/url]

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Nea Chora

Dang it Matrixulated I don't think I'll ever have even a chance of passing your deck value! :P It's pretty amazing what cards you have.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Nea Chora, South Breston

The Salaxalans wrote:Dang it Matrixulated I don't think I'll ever have even a chance of passing your deck value! :P It's pretty amazing what cards you have.

The fake internet money of the fat cats should be redistributed amongst the poor!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Elbing, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Qnava, Nea Chora, New Breston, South Breston

Greetings spiritus, we are South Breston, separatists from New Breston. We hope to make allies and friends in this new region :)

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

South Breston wrote:Greetings spiritus, we are South Breston, separatists from New Breston. We hope to make allies and friends in this new region :)

We disagree with your policies and your decision to separate, but since we are in the same region we welcome you as an partial ally.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Nea Chora

Our November Spiritus Update is out! :D

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1468450

Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Kasadea, Nea Chora, South Breston

New Breston has withdrawn from the World Allegiance. Our people are our territory and we shall not listen to the policies the WA forces on us. Apologies.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud

My darlings, I give you a final gift! A poll and a boon from my vast treasures collected after years of embezzlement carefully saving my government salary.

Do share what you chose and why you decided on that gift in particular.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=166524

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Altered Natives, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud, Kasadea, Nea Chora, South Breston

Potato Friends!!

Here you go! Here is the November Issue of The Monthly Tabloid Newsletter! Don't forget to Upvote!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1469228

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Haremm, Kasadea, South Breston

Auphelia wrote:My darlings, I give you a final gift! A poll and a boon from my vast treasures collected after years of embezzlement carefully saving my government salary.

Do share what you chose and why you decided on that gift in particular.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=166524

very nice and well-thought-out poll, I choose the mossy green cloak whose folds give off the smell of tall pines, untilled dirt, and wild adventure. wild adventure is just the vibes, pine is great and fresh dirt smell is exceptional. also seemed pretty in-character for this nation.

The Salaxalans, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Haremm, South Breston

Nea Chora wrote:very nice and well-thought-out poll, I choose the mossy green cloak whose folds give off the smell of tall pines, untilled dirt, and wild adventure. wild adventure is just the vibes, pine is great and fresh dirt smell is exceptional. also seemed pretty in-character for this nation.

An interesting choice! Were there any others you were interested in?

Altered Natives, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Auphelia wrote:An interesting choice! Were there any others you were interested in?

my other favorites were the ancient tome with pages inked in blood and sweat and smelling of secrets long since forgotten, the snake with scales seemingly carved of ivory and fangs of gold, coiling with grace and an unperturbed peace, and the small stone carved with arcane symbols that seem to shift place and change when I look away. it reminded me a bit of a question on the Pottermore test about what items you would save and in what order. they all read like really cool writing prompts.

The Salaxalans, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Haremm, South Breston

Nea Chora wrote:my other favorites were the ancient tome with pages inked in blood and sweat and smelling of secrets long since forgotten, the snake with scales seemingly carved of ivory and fangs of gold, coiling with grace and an unperturbed peace, and the small stone carved with arcane symbols that seem to shift place and change when I look away. it reminded me a bit of a question on the Pottermore test about what items you would save and in what order. they all read like really cool writing prompts.

Oh, thank you! They are just trinkets and baubles I've collected over the years. The snake is one of my personal favourites, I must say.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Auphelia wrote:My darlings, I give you a final gift! A poll and a boon from my vast treasures collected after years of embezzlement carefully saving my government salary.

Do share what you chose and why you decided on that gift in particular.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=166524

I picked the key! Quite mysterious, and something I'l always be wondering abut, wondering when I'll find what it unlocks...

Auphelia, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora

Auphelia wrote:My darlings, I give you a final gift! A poll and a boon from my vast treasures collected after years of embezzlement carefully saving my government salary.

Do share what you chose and why you decided on that gift in particular.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=166524

I chose the mysterious black box. Sounded intriguing .

The Salaxalans, Auphelia, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Nea Chora

The Salaxalans wrote:I picked the key! Quite mysterious, and something I'l always be wondering abut, wondering when I'll find what it unlocks...

Perhaps it will unlock the gates of the heavens, allowing you entrance to the realm of the gods.

Or perhaps it's just an old key to a closet I happened to have on me when deciding on the favours I would grant.

Best of luck!

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Auphelia wrote:Perhaps it will unlock the gates of the heavens, allowing you entrance to the realm of the gods.

Or perhaps it's just an old key to a closet I happened to have on me when deciding on the favours I would grant.

Best of luck!

And maybe that closet leads to Narnia! Who knows...

Auphelia, Volaworand, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

The Salaxalans wrote:And maybe that closet leads to Narnia! Who knows...

Well, I do.

So.

. . .

The Salaxalans, Volaworand, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

WE HAVE A MAP!

https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/603/spiritus-regional-map

The Salaxalans, Volaworand, Altered Natives, Belands, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Feirmont wrote:WE HAVE A MAP!

https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/603/spiritus-regional-map

Oooooo how do we stake claim to territory?

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Belands wrote:Oooooo how do we stake claim to territory?

Good question! Sometime soon (tomorrow or the day after) I'll have another link with instructions on how to stake a claim :)

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Belands, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Nea Chora, South Breston

Feirmont wrote:WE HAVE A MAP!

https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/603/spiritus-regional-map

Oh sweet, is there a certain population a nation needs before they can claim an area or will that be addressed tomorrow.

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora

South Breston wrote:Oh sweet, is there a certain population a nation needs before they can claim an area or will that be addressed tomorrow.

Naw the only restrictions will be the size of the plot and that your nation has to be in Spiritus. Nothing population related!

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Feirmont wrote:Naw the only restrictions will be the size of the plot and that your nation has to be in Spiritus. Nothing population related!

Ok sounds great! Thank you.

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Feirmont wrote:Naw the only restrictions will be the size of the plot and that your nation has to be in Spiritus. Nothing population related!

If you dont mind me asking, since there are around 300 nations in Spiritus I was wondering how many would be able to fit onto the map. Thanks.

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Nea Chora

Feirmont wrote:WE HAVE A MAP!

https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/603/spiritus-regional-map

The map was made in Minecraft?! Wow, that sure is something, props to Beantime for doing that.

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Anthyr, Nea Chora, South Breston

South Breston wrote:If you dont mind me asking, since there are around 300 nations in Spiritus I was wondering how many would be able to fit onto the map. Thanks.

Although I have my doubts about all 300 nations in Spiritus wanting a plot, if the map does fill out then we just make a new continent!

Haremm wrote:The map was made in Minecraft?! Wow, that sure is something, props to Beantime for doing that.

Crazy right? Like not even a map generator, just some good olde fashioned walking around with a piece of paper. A true cartographer

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Nea Chora, South Breston

New poll!

The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Belands, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, South Breston

Can confirm my first language is the eldrich tongue known as French

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Belands, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Nea Chora

Feirmont wrote:Can confirm my first language is the eldrich tongue known as French

Je suis du cours francais. Je ne parle pas bien en francais, mais j'apprends lentement.

I had enough trouble trying to think of what to say with my skill level, so I'll leave it at that.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Nea Chora

How can I stake a claim on the map?

I desire that juicy island in the top centre

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Nea Chora, South Breston

Twilight Town wrote:How can I stake a claim on the map?

I desire that juicy island in the top centre

Pretty sure in a few days there will be a post with instructions on how to claim. That's all I know.

Altered Natives, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Beavercreek

I don't want to be anywhere near Versatran.

She has cooties.

It is known!

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

Somewhere far away from wet markets and dodgey biolabs please. Oh, and anything marked "Quiescent."

Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston, Libertarian Right Separatists

Be sure to leave some islands for The Anvil Islands for... uh... no reason in particular.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Anthyr, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

Ltin Corporation wrote:Be sure to leave some islands for The Anvil Islands for... uh... no reason in particular.

Is it for anvils? >_>

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, The Anvil Islands, Neutania, South Breston

can i get on the map

Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, South Breston

TADAA!

https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/605/applications-plot-on-spiritus-map

Alekseandrea, Dootdootdootlydoot, Altered Natives, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

HELLO I forgot about the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag Election soooo LET'S GO!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1471252

Legendus, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, Dootdootdootlydoot, Ltin Corporation, Altered Natives, Haremm, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

The Salaxalans wrote:HELLO I forgot about the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag Election soooo LET'S GO!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1471252

You included "THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW"; the phrase you are looking for is "DEFENESTRATE HIM".

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Haremm, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

The Salaxalans wrote:HELLO I forgot about the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag Election soooo LET'S GO!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1471252

It's only natural that a very real, genuine, certainly non-alien human like you forgot about the RMB peasants.

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

The Salaxalans I DESIRE TO BE THE MOST HOLY FRY, THAT WHICH RESIDES UPON THE BOTTOM OF THE GREASY BROWN BAG

Legendus, Feirmont, Alekseandrea, Ltin Corporation, Altered Natives, Versatran, Neutania, Nea Chora, South Breston

Um... Hello... I guess this is Spiritus...

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston, Libertarian Right Separatists

Yup

Altered Natives, Versatran

United Engiresco wrote:Um... Hello... I guess this is Spiritus...

Welcome to our little corner of NationStates! Have a complimentary potato!

*tosses a potato to United Engiresco*

Alekseandrea, Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, United Engiresco, Nea Chora

The Salaxalans wrote:Welcome to our little corner of NationStates! Have a complimentary potato!

*tosses a potato to United Engiresco*

Potato? I shall divide this into 2 billion pieces for my people

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, Nea Chora

United Engiresco wrote:Potato? I shall divide this into 2 billion pieces for my people

Oh dear oh dear we can't have that!

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!

*helicopters fly over United Engiresco dropping potatoes everywhere until everybody gets one*

Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, United Engiresco, Nea Chora, Libertarian Right Separatists

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh dear oh dear we can't have that!

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!

*helicopters fly over United Engiresco dropping potatoes everywhere until everybody gets one*

*President has an existential crisis from all the potatoes being dropped*

Considering my nation has literally only European connection, potatoes are actually appreciated as we don't have contact with America

The Salaxalans, Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, Nea Chora, Libertarian Right Separatists

United Engiresco wrote:*President has an existential crisis from all the potatoes being dropped*

POTATOES FOR ALL!!!!

Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, United Engiresco, Nea Chora, Libertarian Right Separatists

Will there be a chance to expand our territory on the map?

Altered Natives, Versatran, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Twilight Town wrote:Will there be a chance to expand our territory on the map?

I'd like to see how the map fills out first, but yeah there definitely will be at some point!

Twilight Town, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Come on kids! Don't you want your chance to prove you're a better fry than me! If you have any interest in being Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, you should run! I can assure you that if you win, it will require no time commitment.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Haremm, Nea Chora, South Breston

Ltin Corporation wrote:Come on kids! Don't you want your chance to prove you're a better fry than me! If you have any interest in being Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, you should run! I can assure you that if you win, it will require no time commitment.

How do I run?

Ltin Corporation, Nea Chora

The Salaxalans wrote:HELLO I forgot about the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag Election soooo LET'S GO!!!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1471252

Heres how

Nea Chora

Ltin Corporation wrote:Heres how

i'd like to run.

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