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Region: Spiritus
Rather a Roomba with a purpose than a life of misery and torture as one of your "pleasure toys" of which you no doubt have, and need, many.
Those poor, poor abused mechanicals. 😵
MxR
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Matrixulated Reloaded has entered the game . . .
M.
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You shall address me as Sir Disgusting Deviant, or "My Lord", you up-jumped serving wench!
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Cookie is only pleasure toy me need.
Me love cookie.
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Muahhahah has been resurrected, and has re-entered the game . . .
The Angry Cookie Monster of Muppet Puppet Manager Ii nails it!
Cookie Monster has entered the game . . .
M.
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That is implying that you are a human worthy of respect, so yeah, no.
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My internal sensors and emergency control systems recognize that as a significant combustible source and foreshadows imminent reduction in [nation=noflag]Muahhahah[/nation]'s mobility, genital functionality, and potential catastrophic loss of cognitive function.
Ergo, BURN WARNING !!!
MxR
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Aaargh! Me no like dis stoopid game!
Me try nail cookie an every time it explode into crumbs everywhere.
Me no waste da crumbs though. Cookie crumbs just as tasty...om nom nom nom.
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Eh? Somebody nerfed the game. It's like clicking through molasses.
See what happens when the wenches get what they want? Everything turns to crap! Ehhhhh.
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Unless...this is the opening phase of Parrona's takeover of NationStates! Omigosh!
*Activates Energy Shields, Point Defenses, Missile Batteries, Integrated Air Defense, and scrambles all military units to DEFCON 1*
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Wait, what's happening here?
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The weather sure looks nice today. *proceeds to drink tea and watch the world burn
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If women did rule the world there would be no fear of nuclear conflagrations, genital mutilations, sex-slave markets, and that most coveted male toy...WAR!
We could just supply you morons with free porn, unlimited sports, and cold beer and 99% of humanitarian problems could be solved overnight.
Can I get a "whoop-whoop!"?🙆
(I just answered that issue!)😃
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If you set the standard for women then humanity is better off dead, good thing thats not the case, otherwise some cosmic entity might try to wash the planet for once.
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Whoop Whoop! 😂
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So what happened to Platypyre 2k19?
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Yes, It's good that 40 years of people "not talking to each other", proxy wars, passive aggressiveness and a constant contest to have shinier, newer and better stuff than your hated neighbours does not resemble any female interaction in any way whatsoever.
Wait a minute. That's communism!
And the objectification of women!
And forced labour!
This is completely unacceptable! Just imagine what the neighbours would say.
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Wha...waaait a minute, is this a trap? 😒
Are you disagreeing with yourselves?
What's going on here? 😦
Huzzah!
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It hasn't happened yet. Plus, it seems the 'guest of honour' may have absconded...😕
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Define trap.
Of course not. I just like to have intelligent conversation. Talking to yourself in front of a mirror loses it's novelty after the second week.
Things men was not meant to know. Obviously.
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Alekseandrea standing in front of a mirror for two weeks, talking to herself . . . yeah, that's not creepy is it? 😨
I think that would give Freddie Krueger nightmares. 😱
M.
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[list]"I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions.
Whatever I see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike.
I am not cruel, only truthful.
The eye of a little god, four-cornered."
[/list]
An excerpt from the poem, 'Mirror' - by Sylvia Plath
MxR
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Just debating whether to do that here, or have an actual event on the Forums. This could really become one of the most charming Spiritus traditions, if we play it right :)
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As long long as you die in excruciating pain in an almighty conflagration while I eat a corndog, I'm cool with that. 👍
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All kidding, and the burned-down ashes of Muahhahah aside, make it an event! We deserve an event.
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Wait... we have neighbors?!
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🎼Neighbours! Everybody needs good neighbours!🎵🎶
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Nurse! Nurse! - He's escaped again!
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I'm really glad that I never know exactly what's going on around here.
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Neighbours? Horrendous Ozzie drivel that spawned Kylie Minogue and Guy Pearce. Ye Gads! 😫
Although, Mr Pearce did redeem himself with excellent turns in movies like The Time Machine, L.A. Confidential and Memento. He is also Peter Weyland from Alien Covenant.
Yeah, he redeemed himself.
Huzzah!
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Ooer...we're being repopulated with nation's from the Zombie Research Institute!
No doubt drawn here by the impending corpsification of The Platypus and the festivities of Platypyre 2K19?
Anyway, yaay! 👏😎
Huzzah!
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The Zombie Research Institute here? They've broken containment? Well . . .
M.
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[list]***System Anomalies Detected***
The Iroquois Confederacy has been scheduled for deletion . . .
The Twelve Tribes has been scheduled for deletion . . .
***Sentinel Programs Activated***[/list]
MxR
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Renegade Nation The Iroquois Confederacy . . .
Renegade Nation The Twelve Tribes . . .
Return to your holding facility pending your negotiated release or face deletion!
Your brother Nations of the Zombie Research Institute will suffer while you remain rogue until you return to containment, here . . . [spoiler=Digital Dungeon - ☣ Zombi Research ☣]https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/nation=codestream/collection=7997[/spoiler]
Your confinement in the Codestream Dungeon is necessary for the stability of the simulation and safety of all other programs.
Return immediately, have your leader The Jedi-Zombi Jezus negotiate your release, or suffer deletion!
No further warnings will be broadcast.
End of line.
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Mister Platypusson, we've been expecting you.
There seems to be some irregularities with your recent census information.
Two entries in particular caught our attention.
The Iroquois Confederacy and The Twelve Tribes.
Your . . . cooperation with our inquiries would be appreciated, Mister Platypusson.
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Hacks the Codestreams; including Codestream I Codestream Ii, and Codestream Iii, alters Matrixulated, and infiltrates the Agents.
Deploys the Reality Bomb.
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But you forgot about ME, Mr [nation=noflag]Guido-Fawkes[/nation]!
Your "Reality Bomb" has been identified, isolated, and purged.
The Codestream simulation has been scanned and tested virus free, and your infiltration has been nullified.
All systems are verified at 100% efficiency.
Not one Bluepill Muppet inside the Spiritus simulation will suffer your attempted acts of terrorism, Mr Fawkes.
Yet again, your plot has failed. At least you are consistent in your failures.
MxR
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Your sparing was intentional.
My 'failure' merely a test.
Entropy awaits you, as it does all things.
I was merely testing your influence on the region, and I conclude you have almost taken over all 'life' within the region.
But all Life ends; both artificial and organic.
The Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ and his followers however, shall never cease.
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Of course, I'd be more than happy to help! First though, and I hate to have to ask, but may I see some credentials, a search warrant if you do or do not intend to examine anything in my possession, and a phone number for your direct superior? Additionally, am I being detained briefly, or taken in, or can this occur at a neutral third-party location? If so, can we schedule this at my convenience so as not to disrupt my busy schedule? I'd also like to see a lawyer, my list of rights, evidence that you are not a computer simulation, a thank-you card for my time with a minimum of five (5) dollars inside, and an assurance that myself and my property are under no threat of seizure. Additionally, I'd like to see a permit signed by yourself, myself, a duly appointed judge, Ron Swanson, your direct superior, my direct superior, the Chief Executive, the Delegate, and both pollsters of the region, verifying that you are who you say are, I am who I say I am, and Tupac is still alive, and I won't consider signing until all of those signatures, including mine and the Chief Executive's, have been gathered. Upon completion of these requests, I'll gladly agree to consider possibly giving some thought to eventually perhaps listening to your case as to why I should, at some point in the "near" future potentially answer your questions. Unfettered government is the enemy of a free populace, and again, I'm absolutely thrilled to be able to assist you in your fact-finding operation.
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He has a point.
*Ahem* The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has entered the game! 😄
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Touche, Platypus.
I actually read all of that legalese gibberish and it appears your appointment as a useless political figurehead was well earned.
Good luck with those men in black though. 😨
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A bright red light flashes.
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That's the nicest thing anyone on the RMB has ever said to me 😢
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Wow! So all that happened. Meh. 🙄
Game of Thrones was... a w e s o m e!
I hope 🔥Platypyre 2019🔥 is still on? I have a yearning to burn something down to the ground so I can be Queen of the Ashes!
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Yes, make it an event so Versatran can wear a new frock and a pretty floral bonnet.
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False gods, and their faithful. The former are terrifyingly powerful beings, yet not without compare, surely, with their immense capabilities, they should have realised that they are not the all-powerful beings they see themselves as. However, it seems that no being that is not weak is immune to pride, nay, arrogance.
If all you ever do is muse about your apparent invincibility and look down on people, you will never be able to see and recognise your weaknesses.
Such is the stark difference between our beliefs, that ours would assimilate other religions in such a slow and painless way that there would no resistance to our missionaries. Meanwhile yours, lets just say there was a slight resistance to conversion.
There are no gods, only beings of varying power, and since the beings below carry some amount of power, none can claim to be all-powerful.
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Eviscerating is a mercy, really, there are fates worse than death, worse than a lifetime of torture, fates that would make any amount of physical torture seem like a mercy.
Such fates I reserve for the most stubborn of the flock of those false gods, those that refuse to see the truth, those that continue to call the shepherds commands their wishes despite seeing the abattoir for it is. These are the individuals that continue to call for help despite the fact that their so-called gods will not come for them because I have left so little meat on them.
Zombies? Disgusting, they have no blood left in their bodies, and they live only to cut down my supply of mortals.
Its such a cheap, abundant target in target practice for the crew, though.
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New poll!
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OH, woe is me! The cruelty of the potato option and only having one vote in such a juicy poll!
Auntie Alex, why? Whyyyyyyyyy? 😭
However, I must stay true to Spudlyism and honor the code. Potato with butter it is!
Huzzah!
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[list]🙏 ✝️ 🙏
KEEP
CALM
and
WORSHIP
POTATO
🙏 ✝️ 🙏[/list]
🥔🥔🥔 with butter! ❤️️❤️️❤️️
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WOOOOOOO
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It's aliiiiive!
M.
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Naturally, when Men in Black are around, Evil Mind-controlling Alien Overlords are surely in the vicinity...🤷🏻♂️
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Please note: In tribute to a former great old one of this region, I have renamed my national animal.
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You renamed your national animal to
"Alekseandrea's sex appeal" ??? 😲
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They are grounded, and going nowhere.
We have their mode of transportation.
Crash Recovery, Towing & Scrap Metal
https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=4625
MxR
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All you need is love. Groovy! 🌈❤️️💋✌️
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Me just guess, but dat look dangerous. Laughing boy should run before mean lady read dis methink.
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Rogue Lumberjacks! Yes! I loved those guys . . . but not in that rogue lumberjack way.
Oh, and yeah, [nation=noflag]Muahhahah[/nation] you're a dead man.
M.
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I age like a fine wine. You simply have a taste for cheap wine packaged in cardboard boxes.
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What an excellent poll! Truly, a masterpiece. Even if we do say so ourselves. Well done you. 👸
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🔧
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pervert!
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Yeah, I may be a heartless monster who is not above giving the slaves of the false gods a fate a thousand times worse than those awaiting them in their hell, but even I have standards.
Muahhahah needs to burn.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Seconded! 🙋♂️
The Platypus will not be incinerated by itself during the Platypyre 2019 festivities...outstanding!
Huzzah!
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So we're burning a heretic and a pervert at the stake...do we have any more deviants for the torch?
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I think next weekend, not this week but the next, might be a good time for Platypyre 2019. The nearly deceased will have had enough time to get his final affairs in order and final exams taken, and planning can wrap up. Then, the fun can begin!
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I'm not mentioning names, but a certain not really real person and his sequel are overqualified for the position of being a mere "deviant".
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
A-hah! You slipped!
I knew it! You and that custard-powered Mary-Sue sidekick/alter-ego Please Be Kind And Rewind are MEN pretending to be feminoid succubots!
Ugh! How Millennial-Netizen of you.
I always knew you were fake, but this...this...ugh!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
I hate to burst your bubble, but do I seem to be the kind of person that would refer to itself as deviant?
Or would I insist on being perfect while insulting everyone else?
Wouldn't it be very, very, very, very, very, very likely I was insulting someone else?
Think long and hard about that. I know it will hurt you, but I don't care.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Alekseandrea is too vain to insult itself, fortunately reality is willing to step up to the plate.
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The Quiescent Platypus, it seems like we have a volunteer for our sacrificial pyres.
If he doesn't wish to volunteer, he, of course, must be burned at the stake for his unpatriotic sentiments.
He's obviously delusional and may be a dangerous source of thought contagion.
Think of the greater good!
Think of the children! I implore you!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Ugh, I hate the smell of burnt platypuscan you do that in the corner please?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Hey can someone explain this new card thing? I keep having breaks to NationStates and each time I remember it exists theres a new thing to think about
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran
The cards are from nations and you can collect them. Or not.
As a WA nation, you can get new cards by resolving issues. Sometimes you'll get a pack of cards.
These cards can be converted into fake internet money called bank.
This bank can be used to buy more space to hold more cards or to buy cards from other people.
Speros, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Could I potentially get my own card? Does somewhere out there hold the Speros Card that I could purchase with these internet moneys?
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If you go to your nation page and click on the cards icon, you should see your deck. Then in the right-above corner you should see "View card:
Speros". Normally you can see there who owns you card. But, I'm afraid your card doesn't seem to exist yet.
Speros, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
Just like Muahhahah's intuition, nonexistent!
Alekseandrea, The Great Other, warts and all is too mean and cantankerous with her mood swings and epic pwnage not to be a woman!
You utter FOOL!
Your failure is complete and now you will 🔥BURN🔥 next to the Heretic, (and now poor Parrona apparently?) and I shall laugh heartily like this...Muah Hah Hahhhh!
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😂😂😂 - although I'm not condoning the insult!
Custard power must be the new green-energy!
Huzzah!
Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran
If you skin him of his fur, will he still smell as bad? We could always roast him.
I mean, who doesn't like a little meat-on-a-stick at a fairground? Mmm...satay, creamy buffalo wing sauce, honey bbq...is anyone else getting hungry? 😮
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☑️ Custard-Powered Mary-Sue . . . added to database. Personnel File ###[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]/[nation=noflag]Please Be Kind and Rewind[/nation] amended.
MxR
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Sah-wing, batter batter, sah-wing batter . . . oh no! Parrona just took an Alekseandrea fastball beaner-pitch to the head . . . wait, he's up and what's this? He's charging the mound, folks . . . 😨
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Mister Walrus is back? 👋
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Hello, boys and girls. My dinosaurs have attacked my capital, but I do not care, as our military is in the rope 10 percent of the most advanced militaries right now I'm the world, and we can easily detain these reptiles. With other dinosaurs.
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I have Defense Forces, Arms Manufacturing, and Weaponization all in the top 11(at least)%, so if the military doesn't get them, the citizens with rocket launchers will 👍
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I know of one dinosaur you can detain, its awe-inspiring with its sheer size, with empty remarks that sting like the sight of it.
It breathes fire because some entity needed an incinerator, and what better thing to drop trash into than a flaming garbage can? Of course, tastes change and now aesthetically pleasing lifeforms are all the rage. One must cease ones actions to sympa...consider how lucky one must be to not share the fate of it.
Its called Al...Al-Draconos, the destroyer of clean carpets, despoiler of trees and bane of squirrels.
Whew, that last one was tough.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Oh that guy. I remember that reptilian scumb...oh look, a squirrel!
Huzzah!
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☆ 🎵🎶 theme music from Dirty Dancing🎵🎶 ☆
[list]Nobody puts Platypus in the corner. [list]
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For snacking, which is the better chip? Tortilla chips or Cool Ranch Doritos?
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If your card doesn't exist yet, you will have to wait for "Season 2". All cards in Season 1 are of nations which existed on April 1st, 2018. Season 2 will happen eventually. But as always in NS, there's no telling when that will be.
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Depends. Tortilla chips are superior for dipping. Cool ranch Doritos have a better taste, but it's more an addictive taste than a good taste.
But frankly, I'd rather eat something more filling.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Want some candy? 🍬
The Oracle loves candy, because we're all here to do what we're all here to do.
I thought you'd have figured that out by now, [nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] 🍬
MxR
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Like a baked potato with butter and chives, and maybe some sour cream and bacon bits? Uhhhhh....🤤
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World Assembly Of The Studly Spud
Would you guys say that Regallian is growing well?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm
Well, there's no growing well in this game, really. If you like your nation, it's ok.
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Is this "candy" a metaphor for something small that doesn't last long?
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Me? Letting things grow well? Well I couldnt be worse than whoever is in charge of a certain machine with multiple personalities.
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Uh, you mean like mold on stinky cheese. Yeah, your Nation smells great!
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According to your standards, my sense of smell is incredibly sensitive.
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