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Region: Spiritus
I am actually a puppet master, not a puppet. You will never guess my puppets.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Brain d'poison. That's French for taste good.
Eat up!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
He's trying to confuse us! Don't believe him!
Your horrible French might just do it.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Wait, what do I care if you think I'm a puppet?
Alright, believe whatever you want to believe.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
I think you mean; "Cerveau à infusion de poison", and if that's the only seasoning, I am somewhat uninspired by your culinary expertise!
Go back to page 891 of the Spiritus RMB; the page on which I first made my entrance to this region - I am not going to repeat that which has been said before about myself, my "people", my nation, and my Church - However you may come to learn just how ineffective any attempts to kill me or my people off, may prove to be...
**Eats poison-infused brain nonetheless (because why not?)**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
Doublethink, my boy, doublethink.
You are and aren't a puppet of JZJ. At the same time. Because I say so.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Auztraalia
I think everyone just needs to chill, right?
**Drops a few oak barrels and aluminium kegs in the RMB**
**Opens up the Spiritus bar**
🍻🍺🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍍🍋🍊🍌🍐🍏🍉🥝🥑
**Fires up the massive industrial-grade BBQ grill**
🥓🍗🍖🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🍢🍡🍤🌽🥔
Right, who wants a flame-baked potato? Who wants burgers, hotdogs, ribs, wings, drumsticks, tacos, burritos, kebabs, shrimp, or corn on the cob??
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Sushi please!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
F*ck it! - Serve yourself!
**Grabs a tinny, and a plate piled high with bacon-loaded potato skins, bbq chicken, ribs, a burger, a couple shish kebabs, some shrimp, and a butter covered corn cob**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
*douses him in gasoline*
I would think about your next post veeeeeery carefully.
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
*calls some kangaroo servers*
Sushi please!
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Auztraalia
Well these got caught in me nets this morning, but I ain't gutted and filleted them yet... 🐟 🐡 🦈 🦀
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
You don't need to pour gasoline over lard for it to burn.
Just saying.
It's not like a know a flammable blob of sentient lard.
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
***recording***
What? He's custodian of the three planets? We must... *alarms blare*...stop him! *whistles* Stop it, you silly bastard! *distant explosion* *more whistles* *inaudible shouts*
***end of recording***
Matrixulated
Com'on mate! - 'ave a beer! *hic*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
You don't exist, the Ministry of Truth says so.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Those seem like trustworthy people.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Hey! Where's the poll?
Matrixulated
I'll get you to the Ministry of Love.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
"Doublethink" is native to my puppets:
Eurasian Alliance and Eastazia...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
And one of my notable puppets, Falighte Caron, or is it the other one, I can't keep track, AHHHHHHHHH!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Whoops I need a poll... Uh... Any ideas? :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
My weapon one I posted a while back.
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
**Zombi-Hounds chase tumbleweed across the RMB**
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Why does it have to be zombie hounds? Why not....rabid snail dogs from the north or fluffy volcano cats?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Dramatic tension.
Matrixulated
*chucks a durian at [nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation]*
Matrixulated
*shoots mentioned durian down*
Matrixulated
Don't throw with that, you might get someone killed!
*Gets covered in durian mush*
-_-
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
*scrapes off the durian mush and eats it*
Yum!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
LORD HUTTON RETURNS BE-ACHES
Praise be, praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Beaches?
Beaches?
We don't need no stinking beaches!
Praise Beeyatch!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria
Umm hello.
Do I know you?
Or did you come here before me.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria
Culveria's very own battered & breaded, big-boned and red-headed, step-puppet?
That's just sinister!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
* urgently raises hand *
Ooh, ooh, I do! I do!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Who, your mom?
🔥BURN🔥
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Who, coincidentally, is you!
Forgive me, madame
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Really?
MATRIXULATED, GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tommorow!
...
Damn. I ruined my secret identity.
Or did I?
*DUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUN*
*Paranoia increases.*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*gasps*
You were just trying to distract everyone by accusing me of being a puppet when you were really one yourself!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Poll= sour cream and onion
Matrixulated
*triple posts*
*ahem*
The worlds longest not run-on sentence is...
Considering how common illness is, how tremendous the spiritual change that it brings, how astonishing, when the lights of health go down, the undiscovered countries that are then disclosed, what wastes and deserts of the soul a slight attack of influenza brings to view, what precipices and lawns sprinkled with bright flowers a little rise of temperature reveals, what ancient and obdurate oaks are uprooted in us by the act of sickness, how we go down into the pit of death and feel the water of annihilation close above our heads and wake thinking to find ourselves in the presence of the angels and harpers when we have a tooth out and come to the surface in the dentists arm-chair and confuse his Rinse the Mouth - rinse the mouth with the greeting of the Deity stooping from the floor of Heaven to welcome us when we think of this, as we are frequently forced to think of it, it becomes strange indeed that illness has not taken its place with love and battle and jealousy among the prime themes of literature.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Puppetception.
Strange. The more words you use, the less meaning they have.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
"Sadly", through genetic manipulation and augmentation, Matrixulated has evolved to kill you, with source codes, nuclear bombs, bobbies and drones.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Happy Record Store Day!
*collapses from tiredness*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
In your absence, I had on occasion made use of your catchphrase...
Praise Be!
P.S. Welcome back!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Madaloria, Greater Brazilistan
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
I believe he was before your time, son
What's sinister is that "sinister" originally came from the Latin word for "left", and the medieval church, in their witch hunts, used left-handedness as an indication of being under the influence of, or in league with, the Devil...
For some reason someone in the church establishment of the time really had in for the lefties, and forever cemented the idea of left-handed, left-sided, left-field, left-wing things being an indicator of sinister intent - Complete madness ofcourse!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Poll answer:- King Edward🥔
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
There were 317 references about hating lefties in the Bible.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
and for good reason
i.e. ned flanders
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Really? - I presume you mean "lefties" as it is used to describe left-handed people, rather than its more common use in the UK; to mean someone of a left-wing political persuasion or opinion...
After all, Jesus was a long-haired, liberal hippie; a man who attacked banks and financiers, told his followers to rid themselves of all their riches and possessions (before they could be allowed to enter God's Kingdom a.k.a. Heaven), helped the less fortunate, embraced the poor, meek, and disabled; healed the sick (FOR FREE), feeding the poor and hungry (FOR FREE), and talked of rehabilation rather than jail terms for the "sinners"...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
It simply is the BEST!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Wait, "Jesus" was a communist?
That improves my stance on christian people.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Parron Republic
. . . and legs (for walking from one spot to the next)
. . . and arms (for swinging really big and heavy clubs)
A point well-made, sir.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
D I T T O !
of course!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
roflmfao!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
No, he was a troublemaker executed for being really unlikable.
Nobody likes the guy who says:
You're doing it wrong noobs! I'm so pro, do whatever I do, foul "real-life" peasants!
Stop having fun guys! Win in the afterlife.
And he was a hipster.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
- No, because he also ordered people to pay their taxes, and obey the laws of the land...
To me the main difference between a "hippie" and and "hipster" is the amount of concern you place on maintaining your appearance; ie. personal grooming, styling, fashion, and having a combined diet/exercise regime to maintain the shallow facade of your chosen lifestyle - Hippies have more depth of character, and are just a hell of a lot more relaxed about that sh¡t...Do you really think Jesus was overly concerned about his appearance?! - I think not!
Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Oh and...
Happy St. George's Day!
Patron Saint of Aragon; Armenia; Bavaria; Belgium; Brazil; Bulgaria; Canada; Cappadocia; Catalonia; Egypt; England; Ethiopia; Georgia; Germany; Greece; India; Italy; Lebanon; Lithuania; Malta; Montenegro; Palestine; Palestinian Christians; Portugal; the Romani people; Russia; Serbia; Slovenia; Spain (Former Crown of Aragon); Syria; and the USA.
St. George - Syrian-born migrant, of Greek-speaking Turkish and Palestinian parents, who moved freely through Europe as a soldier of an Italian city-state, converting others to an extremist Middle-Eastern religion, that caused trouble throughout an Empire.
Look how far he had and we have come, huh?! 😏😂
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
You don't get it. He didn't care about his appearance, but he did it 'ironically' to prove a point.
That totally makes him a hipster!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
ILSHIPM, FTW!
Did they have a 'Starbucks' in Jerusalem?
Somewhere close to the money-lenders and the Temple, I'd imagine.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
RECORD STORE DAY WAS AMAZING!!! I did math homework in line at 3AM, had crazy RSD craziness, then saw a Zombies concert last night! I was awake for 21 hours, that was too many hours... But it was worth it!!
Anyone else do Record Store Day?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Whaaaaaaaat?
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Record store day. A day in which a bunch of record stores have sales and very special offers and such. Salax then saw a concert.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Oooooohhhhhh.
I don't care about music.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
A shame, but to each their own.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Not sales, special releases only available on this day! I wish it was sales, then I wouldn't have spent so much money yesterday... :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Well, more music for you guys.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I discovered I have the most law-abiding citizens AND the least crime in Spiritus.
My nation is truly a nice place to live.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
We don't have special days for such things where I'm from...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Here in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus we are:
▪ In the top 0.5% for Religiousness in the World (Top 2% in Spiritus),
▪In the top 0.8% in the World for the Information Technology industry (Top 2% in Spiritus),
▪In the top 1% in the World for Compassion (Top 4% in Spiritus)
▪We are in the top 2% in the World for Niceness, Inclusiveness, Influence, Employment, World Assembly Endorsements, and Youth Rebelliousness.
▪We are in the top 3% in the World for Scientific Advancement, Culture, and Health.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Wow I have not been here in a while.....
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Here in The_Walrus_Populated_Iceberg_Of_Itrosomia, we are:
[*]Top 2% in the world in IT
[*]Top 4% in the world in HDI and compassion
[*]Top 5% in the world in pacifism, secularism, scientific advancement, welfare, niceness, and compliance
[*]Top 6% in the world in inclusiveness, public education, health, and economy
[*]Top 7% in the world in public healthcare, intelligence, business subsidization, and lifespan
[*]Top 8% in the world in tourism
[*]Top 9% in the world in safety
[*]Top 10% in the world in eco-friendliness
And much, much, more!
We hope you will consider coming to Itrosomia for your next vacation!
(Don't fly united though)
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia
WELCOME BACK!
Here, have a potato taco.
*gives you a potato taco*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA?!?!?!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
*serves up every single type of pizza ever made*
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Yum.
*eats it*
The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Where are you from? Record store day happens in a lot of countries apparently :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
I was about to say "Not in the UK", because I'd never heard of it; ie. it's not mentioned by other people I know (online or in real world social meetings), not mentioned in local or national media, or publicly advertised anywhere I've seen in the UK, and I do travel quite a bit...
Then I Googled it, and a site came up that allows you to find participating stores, the nearest 2 stores to me are 5 and 10 miles away respectively (8km and 16km), and as I said they hadn't advertised the fact, ever!
- Doesn't seem well-organised to me!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Record Store Day is kind of weirdly advertised here too, I never really see anything about it outside of the places I specifically check for it (i.e. their website, Facebook page).
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
It's a huge day though, kind of strange!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
YAY FOODS
Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
What if I told you that there is no such thing as a 'record store day'?
It's a mere glitch.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia
It's a glitch that we aren't supposed to notice! - Its true meaning, and hidden purpose, is that it is the day they run maintenance on the Matrix; run a system check; scan for viruses; create a restore point; compile; create backups; perform upgrades; delete that which is now outdated and surplus to requirements; reorganize/restructure the system and its file structure (defragment), and perform a full reboot - It's called "record store day" because "things" are "recorded" and "stored", and with all this going on "they" need you distracted...
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Prunasia
Records are illegal in the great land of Hutton, for they glorify the west.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
There aren't any mind-controlling nanobots in the tinfoil.
I repeat: There aren't any mind-controlling nanobots in the tinfoil.
Do you copy?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia
No, they are in the
Oop, almost said where they were.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Madaloria, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia
...
*facepalm*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Yes!
I just got an issue to make my country eat only pasta!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Only pasta means no pizza.
Just saying.
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria, Prunasia
I put linguini on my pizza.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Prunasia
*ahem*
A haiku
Adrift on the ice
Flippers gleaming in the sun
The walrus dives
Thank you
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Tainted Xenoblood Hive, Prunasia, Auztraalia
*applauds*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, Prunasia, Auztraalia
That sounds rather tasteless.
I don't like haikus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Heckler.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
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Written by Refuge Isle.