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Faulknation wrote:as far as angry grandpas goes, I know him personally and while he would probably let you go on his lawn. I definitely wouldn't want to

*looks at [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] with suspicion*

Why wouldn't I want to go camping on his lawn???

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Angry Grandpas wrote:hello

ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

I LEAVE FOR HALF A DAY.

HALF A GODDAMNED DAY.

AND NOW THERE'S IMPOSTERS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

I LEAVE FOR HALF A DAY.

HALF A GODDAMNED DAY.

AND NOW THERE'S IMPOSTERS.

*steps onto Grandpa's lawn*

What? I'm protecting your lawn against foreign invaders! Could you leave your shotgun in the house and save the ammunition for when it's really necessary?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:Angry Grandpas, may I perchance camp on your lawn as well? And swim in any ponds available? Without tapeworms? (This request also counts for The Grumpy Grandpa, of course.)

(:

Sure why not

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

Angry Grandpas wrote:Sure why not

Hmm...Camping on somebody's lawn when it's allowed...

That's...certainly a change of script...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Angry Grandpas wrote:Sure why not

Cyrtes wrote:Hmm...Camping on somebody's lawn when it's allowed...

That's...certainly a change of script...

I AM NOT ALLOWING THIS YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSES FOR HERMAPHRODITES

GET OFF MY LAWN

IMMEDIATELY

[pls no copycats it isnt cool]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha

Faulknation wrote:as far as angry grandpas goes, I know him personally and while he would probably let you go on his lawn. I definitely wouldn't want to

Don't you dare go onto my lawn.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Who is making all these Grandpas? One was already frustrating enough... and what's even worse is that I can't even choose which lawn to camp on!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

I do not know and I really want to. Maybe if we just ignore them they will go away.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

[This is honestly annoying me. I am happy being a grump on the RMB and posting a few times a day. I'd rather imposters and copycats don't ruin it for me.]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

It seems as if The Cranky Grandpa has departed spiritus. Maybe OGG's beautiful words touched his old decrepit heart. May he yell at children in another region, bless him. Now who's up for euthanizing Angry Grandpas?

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Oh boy. Leave for a few hours and miss spiritus gaining two new grandpas. With all the stolen jokes going around, you'd think this was the YouTube comment section.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, The Pie Islands

Russinadia wrote:Oh boy. Leave for a few hours and miss spiritus gaining two new grandpas. With all the stolen jokes going around, you'd think this was the YouTube comment section.

I KNOW.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I KNOW.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

Like commies.

Throws POTATA at Grumpy Grandpa.

Let the POTATA Throwoff 2.0 BEGIN!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:Like commies.

Throws POTATA at Grumpy Grandpa.

Let the POTATA Throwoff 2.0 BEGIN!!!

I guess it's time to dust if my old potato trebuchet from World War P.

*wheels out a 40 foot tall trebuchet and loads it with potatoes*

Come on old girl, just one more time. FIRE!

*potatoes get launched around 900 feet*

Good job old girl.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Aotan wrote:Like commies.

Throws POTATA at Grumpy Grandpa.

Let the POTATA Throwoff 2.0 BEGIN!!!

*HIDES IN HOME*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

A good night to our friends in Spiritus! :) how is everyone?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze

Okay let's not have the Grumpy Grandpa imposters please, we don't want to make Grandpa even more grumpy! :P

Hello, [nation=short]Musheena[/nation]! I'm very well, how are you?

Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Doing great! So we have a Grumpy showdown here, eh?

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay let's not have the Grumpy Grandpa imposters please, we don't want to make Grandpa even more grumpy! :P

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?

I repeat, will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here . . .

M.

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais, Elegischen

yes

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay let's not have the Grumpy Grandpa imposters please, we don't want to make Grandpa even more grumpy! :P

That's practically impossible...OGG's our regional grump.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:I guess it's time to dust if my old potato trebuchet from World War P.

*wheels out a 40 foot tall trebuchet and loads it with potatoes*

Come on old girl, just one more time. FIRE!

*potatoes get launched around 900 feet*

Good job old girl.

You call that a trebuchet?

A towering structure rises from the ground inside the military zone of Aoa, Aotan's capital.

*Play Lord of the Rings music

Pew pew pew - the sound of potatoes echoes in the skies

Aotan potato bombers and potato fighters sprawl across the region.

Potato armies march with loaded potato cannons.

Potato paratroopers, known as chips, land across the capital of Grumpy Grandpa's capital.

Commies going down this time!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Angry Grandpas

Aotan wrote:You call that a trebuchet?

A towering structure rises from the ground inside the military zone of Aoa, Aotan's capital.

*Play Lord of the Rings music

Pew pew pew - the sound of potatoes echoes in the skies

Aotan potato bombers and potato fighters sprawl across the region.

Potato armies march with loaded potato cannons.

Potato paratroopers, known as chips, land across the capital of Grumpy Grandpa's capital.

Commies going down this time!!!

Amateurs!

I have the power to split the potato!

Mwahahahahaaaa!

*grabs a knife and cuts a potato in two*

*nothing happens*

This is strangely disappointing...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?

I repeat, will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here . . .

M.

YOU'RE ASKING [I]ME[/I] TO STAND UP? DISGRACEFUL.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Amateurs!

I have the power to split the potato!

Mwahahahahaaaa!

*grabs a knife and cuts a potato in two*

*nothing happens*

This is strangely disappointing...

Doesn't a potato have to be warm before a potatuclear reaction can take place? I remember an experiment that a scientifical nation did once, and when he split the potato, everybody in the same room started yelping...

(On the other hand, the yelping may have come from the dogs at the next-door animal shelter that were yelping at the ambulance that had passed by a couple of moments before.)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha

Aotan wrote:You call that a trebuchet?

A towering structure rises from the ground inside the military zone of Aoa, Aotan's capital.

*Play Lord of the Rings music

Pew pew pew - the sound of potatoes echoes in the skies

Aotan potato bombers and potato fighters sprawl across the region.

Potato armies march with loaded potato cannons.

Potato paratroopers, known as chips, land across the capital of Grumpy Grandpa's capital.

Commies going down this time!!!

I'm pretty sure this was just a potato throw off, not a full scale invasion. If we are invading something count me and my billion potato army in.

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:I'm pretty sure this was just a potato throw off, not a full scale invasion. If we are invading something count me and my billion potato army in.

I too back this invasion with my 20 trillion potato army (There can never be enough potatoes)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Elegischen

Istanialand wrote:Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!

I want one of those!

Surely the hot-ticket Christmas present this year?

Super popular and flying off the store shelves like a 'Tickle-Me-Elmo' but for adults.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:Amateurs!

I have the power to split the potato!

Mwahahahahaaaa!

*grabs a knife and cuts a potato in two*

*nothing happens*

This is strangely disappointing...

Hah hah hah hahhhhh!!

Priceless!

Comedy gold.

Well-played, sir!

M.

(p.s. back to the laboratory, Alekseandrea)

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:Amateurs!

I have the power to split the potato!

Mwahahahahaaaa!

*grabs a knife and cuts a potato in two*

*nothing happens*

This is strangely disappointing...

How dare you !!!

That's a war crime!!

You will fry for this!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Aotan, Faulknation

Alekseandrea wrote:Your point would be better illustrated by not posting about the American elections.

Just saying.

Touche...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*GUNS DOWN EVERYTHING IN A 50 MILE RADIUS*

*Levitates 51 miles above Grumpy Grandpa's lawn*

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

I LEAVE FOR HALF A DAY.

HALF A GODDAMNED DAY.

AND NOW THERE'S IMPOSTERS.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Potatogion wrote:It seems as if The Cranky Grandpa has departed spiritus. Maybe OGG's beautiful words touched his old decrepit heart. May he yell at children in another region, bless him. Now who's up for euthanizing Angry Grandpas?
I am a man of peace and non-violence, however perhaps this is for the best...

Matrixulated wrote:May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?

I repeat, will the Original Grumpy Grandpa please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here . . .

M.

Who else heard a certain little musical intro (in their head) as they read this?⤴

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU'RE ASKING [I]ME[/I] TO STAND UP? DISGRACEFUL.

**Offers you your walking stick/cane**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Hello dearies!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Vivi doesn't extradite. On the other hand criminals are unlikely to seek refuge here considering how scary the nation is...

"We could easily flee to Vivi territory I think"

"Considering our criminal record they will treat us even WORSE than this country. They will literally eat us alive! Fleeing for Vivi would be SUICIDE!"

"You're right, we should just turn ourselves in"

You know I almost said in my post about grandpa copycats that maybe he'd want a grumpy grandma to keep him company... Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Laughing Buddha wrote:*Levitates 51 miles above Grumpy Grandpa's lawn*THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!I am a man of peace and non-violence, however perhaps this is for the best...

Who else heard a certain little musical intro (in their head) as they read this?⤴**Offers you your walking stick/cane**

*GRABS CANE* YOURE DAMN RIGHT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Hello dearies!

...I THOUGHT YOU DIED THIRTY YEARS AGO?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:How dare you !!!

That's a war crime!!

You will fry for this!

There will be nobody to fry me.

They'll be to busy burning!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...I THOUGHT YOU DIED THIRTY YEARS AGO?

*gasp*

It's the night of the living elderly!

Repent thy sinners!

The end is near!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:I'm pretty sure this was just a potato throw off, not a full scale invasion. If we are invading something count me and my billion potato army in.

Alekseandrea is our target, for treason to the POTATA.

Their capital shall soon be under Aotan's control...

My chips are paratrooping on top of their capital right this moment thanks to support from my chipters (helicopters), and my wedges (my marines) will soon reach their coastal towns.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:Alekseandrea is our target, for treason to the POTATA.

Their capital shall soon be under Aotan's control...

My chips are paratrooping on top of their capital right this moment thanks to support from my chipters (helicopters), and my wedges (my marines) will soon reach their coastal towns.

YOU.

BAS'RD.

I SHALL KILL YOU.

AND YOUR STUPID POTATA ORDER.

FOR KING.

AND KINGDOM.

AND RICH POLITICIANS.

AND PEOPLE WITH CANCER BECAUSE OF MY INDUSTRY.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Hello I'm new... please don't rape me.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

The Salaxalans wrote:You know I almost said in my post about grandpa copycats that maybe he'd want a grumpy grandma to keep him company... Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. :D

Is the region turning into a retirement home?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:Alekseandrea is our target, for treason to the POTATA.

Their capital shall soon be under Aotan's control...

My chips are paratrooping on top of their capital right this moment thanks to support from my chipters (helicopters), and my wedges (my marines) will soon reach their coastal towns.

Inside the gloomy capital of Alekseandrea:

*A dark figure sits in a revolving ergonomic chair. A cat is on his lap.*

"Sir, we're under attack. Enemy forces are on Alekseandrean soil!"

"So? Deploy some Killsats."

"Sir, with all due respect, you need to see this."

*The dark figure looks at the footage*

*The dark figure starts to laugh*

"Are they even trying?"

*sniggering can be heard *

(OOC: Echo base (My capital) is underground. Your operation might be a bit more complicated than foreseen. ;) )

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

My capital is not real.

Try it!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]???

Is this real, or just some creepy nightmare?

On the other hand, now there's somebody to keep OGG from blasting people with his shotgun when they hang around his lawn...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Funraco wrote:Hello I'm new... please don't rape me.

Best intro EVER!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Hello dearies!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*GRABS CANE*

...I THOUGHT YOU DIED THIRTY YEARS AGO?

Nope!

She was just hiding.

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Matrixulated wrote:Nope!

She was just hiding.

M.

Hardly surprising... What with all the potato wars going on, not to mention Gramp's shooting...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Taking bets on Gran vs. Gramps.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Istanialand wrote:Taking bets on Gran vs. Gramps.

3 bitcoins on Gramps, since we know how psychotic he is.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Nope!

She was just hiding.

M.

...WELL PLAYED.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Post by Meow Meow Hiss suppressed by a moderator.

Masylvana wrote:3 bitcoins on Gramps, since we know how psychotic he is.

My face still hurts from him hitting me with his shotgun.. Definitely betting on him.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...I THOUGHT YOU DIED THIRTY YEARS AGO?
Just shows how much attention you've been paying me! 🖕😒

Cyrtes wrote:[nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]???

Is this real, or just some creepy nightmare?

On the other hand, now there's somebody to keep OGG from blasting people with his shotgun when they hang around his lawn...

Hello young man! - Could you perhaps help mow my lawn? - I could make it worth your while!! 😉

*The sweet smell of baking wafts out across the RMB*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Oooooh, are those cookies?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Matrixulated wrote:Best intro EVER!

M.

Thank you... now gib me money.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Guys I want to ask you how do I invite someone to join our region. Since I want my friend the leader of Kaqulon to join us?

Matrixulated

potato ,potato ,ching chong tomato,wadupp daaawgs

Matrixulated

Funraco wrote:Guys I want to ask you how do I invite someone to join our region. Since I want my friend the leader of Kaqulon to join us?

Link them to a regional page, and get theme to click the button ''Move Kaqulon to Spiritus''

Matrixulated

Well this is kind of funny a issue option. http://imgur.com/emf8ZIH

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Fallen Pioneers wrote:Well this is kind of funny a issue option. http://imgur.com/emf8ZIH

An army so confused they don't know who or where they're fighting...Sounds like something out of a dystopia novel.

Matrixulated

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Just shows how much attention you've been paying me! 🖕😒

Hello young man! - Could you perhaps help mow my lawn? - I could make it worth your while!! 😉

*The sweet smell of baking wafts out across the RMB*

NOBODY WILL BE APPROACHING THE LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Just shows how much attention you've been paying me! 🖕😒

Hello young man! - Could you perhaps help mow my lawn? - I could make it worth your while!! 😉

*The sweet smell of baking wafts out across the RMB*

It would be my pleasure, ma'am.

([nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation], you should have thought of this, as it could permanently have kept people off your lawn. Too late now!)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

The Delegate and Guardians of

The West Pacific

Request the honor of your presence at a Weekend-Long Celebration,

Given in thanks for the many nations and regions that have supported TWP.

The festivities begin on the RMB, our forum and our Discord server on Friday, October 14th. Join us first thing in the morning for our Friday Karaoke tradition. The official celebration begins at 19:00 (USA EDT) with formal introductions, and will continue throughout Friday into Sunday. There will be games, music, an open chat party, amusing stories about The West Pacific and a panel discussion on the history of TWP. A highlight of the celebration will be a State of the Region address offered by Big Bad Badger at 20:00 (USA EDT) on Saturday.

Feel free to join us for any or all of the celebration, as your schedule permits. Whenever you arrive, you may describe your entrance and announce yourself, if you wish.

No RSVP requested.

Should you have any questions about the party, please contact Neenee

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Greetings, I'd like to temporarily put the map in hiatus, since I'm unable to fix the issues with my laptop and my phone; that I use to make and upload the map... In the meantime, I'll be looking for ways to solve these issues.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cyrtes wrote:It would be my pleasure, ma'am.

([nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation], you should have thought of this, as it could permanently have kept people off your lawn. Too late now!)

SHUT UP.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Just shows how much attention you've been paying me! 🖕😒

Hello young man! - Could you perhaps help mow my lawn? - I could make it worth your while!! 😉

*Cringes in Abject Horror*

Gahhh! My eyes! My Ears! My mind! My....

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*The sweet smell of baking wafts out across the RMB*

....My mistake! Oh thank the Holy Tuber she added that last part!

*shudders*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

I just want to say GELATO IS BEST

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Oooooh, are those cookies?
Cookies are merely one of the delights I'm baking... and if you want any, I'D THANK YOU NOT TO HOVER OUTSIDE MY KITCHEN WINDOW! - You're trampling the flowerbeds deary!!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NOBODY WILL BE APPROACHING THE LAWN.

MY LAWN IS MY LAWN, AND YOUR LAWN IS YOUR LAWN! - BUGGER OFF YOU PRESUMPTIOUS OLD GIT, OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!! - ...THE NERVE!!!

*Rattles walking stick in the air menacingly*

Cyrtes wrote:It would be my pleasure, ma'am.
Why thank you! - My what a fine job you've done! - I can see mowing my lawn has made you work up a sweat, young man! - I'll just go put the kettle on, and make you a sandwich...

*wanders off muttering under breath*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:I just want to say GELATO IS BEST

. . . even when - as you publicly promised to The Spudly Stud, (kudos for that promise kept!) - there is a 'potato' as an option to choose?

In THIS neighborhood?

Are you crazy?

O_o

Dude, I think your 'leadership' just took a big punch in the face.

How could you not choose potato?

You must be some kind of heartless, evil-overlor. . . overrr. . . lord. . . soooo tired. . .

*THUD*

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:I just want to say GELATO IS BEST

Wrong. Potatoes are the best.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

give us more issues ! we demand more issues !

damn i wanted to make my citizens intelligent but instead i turned them into f@uckin monkeys,what should i doooo

Faulknation

Maytreya wrote:give us more issues ! we demand more issues !

damn i wanted to make my citizens intelligent but instead i turned them into f@uckin monkeys,what should i doooo

Just go with it, and make them as stupid as possible

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Maytreya

Matrixulated wrote:. . . even when - as you publicly promised to The Spudly Stud....

*THUD*

Noooooooo! Not again!!

Aaaaaaaaarrrgghhhh !!!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:It's STUDLY SPUD dammit!!

Read my name....Read it!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Say my name....Say it!

S T U D L Y

S P U D

*mic-drop*

You'd better pray to The Holy Tuber next time you go for a Pejazzle, Vagazzle, or a mani-pedi that I'm not there.

You're getting proper botched mate!

Bank on it.

*switching to The Termitater mode*

(see National flag)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

i leave for two days and NOW THERES A THIRD GRAMPS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

wait *counts days on fingers* no it was three

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:I just want to say GELATO IS BEST

POTATO!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Will Of D, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

The new poll seams particullary unefficient. I mean, we obviously all like ice cream AND gelato :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:POTATO!!

potatogion... shush

Matrixulated, Potatogion, Grumpy Grandma

YOU CAN NEVER SILENCE THE POTATO! ALL THINGS IN LIFE ARE EITHER POTATO OR NOT POTATO! I CHOSE TO BE POTATO.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Will Of D, Laughing Buddha, Grumpy Grandma

Istanialand wrote:Taking bets on Gran vs. Gramps.

Masylvana wrote:3 bitcoins on Gramps, since we know how psychotic he is.

Owllfarm wrote:My face still hurts from him hitting me with his shotgun.. Definitely betting on him.

*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***

The inaugural close-to-death-match is firmly underway with early betting action seeming to favour OGG!

It looks like the seductive powers of Grandmas love-filled cookie goodness . . .

*pause for gag-reflex*

. . . up against the Viagra-infused willpower of Grandpa and his pump-action.

Istanialand is running the book and setting the odds so come on . . .

[B]CLOGG[/B] - Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma

[B][I]or[/I][/B]

[B]OGG[/B] - the one & only, Original Grumpy Grandpa

Place your bets! Place your bets!

I'm staying away from the dried-up, dusty, CLOGG cookie!

Morpheus....Neo....Matrixulated? I'm taking the Blue Pill with the OGG !!

I'm betting HEAVY too!

I bet TEN x 5LB bags of King Edwards on OGG!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:YOU CAN NEVER SILENCE THE POTATO! ALL THINGS IN LIFE ARE EITHER POTATO OR NOT POTATO! I CHOSE TO BE POTATO.

than i shall make a gene and put it into all potatos to make it so potatos cannot be eaten by any living thing and are entirely useless to living things

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:than i shall make a gene and put it into all potatos to make it so potatos cannot be eaten by any living thing and are entirely useless to living things

Then the potatoes will multiply inumerously and shall take over the world.

Matrixulated

i shall also make it so they cannot multiply, to eradicate them completely

Matrixulated, Potatogion

*shows up with a pizza as big as a dinning table*

I encountered an issue that caused this to be a thing.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Ustrabrona wrote:*shows up with a pizza as big as a dinning table*

I encountered an issue that caused this to be a thing.

sorry but i must take and ea- i mean, borrow this *takes the pizza and disappears*

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Ustrabrona

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Why thank you! - My what a fine job you've done! - I can see mowing my lawn has made you work up a sweat, young man! - I'll just go put the kettle on, and make you a sandwich...

*wanders off muttering under breath*

You're very welcome ma'am! Anything for neat lawns! (By the way, I fear that there is something amiss with "young man")

Culveria wrote:than i shall make a gene and put it into all potatos to make it so potatos cannot be eaten by any living thing and are entirely useless to living things

Great. Then we only have one form of potato.

*lets the fact sink in for a moment*

Wait a minute... That would mean no hot, cold, mashed, boiled, fried, french fried, waffle fried potatoes, latkes et cetera!

*bursts out in tears*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

Cyrtes wrote:You're very welcome ma'am! Anything for neat lawns! (By the way, I fear that there is something amiss with "young man")

Great. Then we only have one form of potato.

*lets the fact sink in for a moment*

Wait a minute... That would mean no hot, cold, mashed, boiled, fried, french fried, waffle fried potatoes, latkes et cetera!

*bursts out in tears*

*reappears with pizza gone* do not cry, potatos are not good this world, switch to pizza, it is better

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:i shall also make it so they cannot multiply, to eradicate them completely

Potatoes will always find a way. Potatoes, taxes, and death are the only sure things in life.

Culveria wrote:*reappears with pizza gone* do not cry, potatos are not good this world, switch to pizza, it is better

HERESY!

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Potatoes will always find a way. Potatoes, taxes, and death are the only sure things in life. HERESY!

no, im afraid you have it wrong, its PAIN, taxes, and death are the only sure things in life

Matrixulated, Potatogion

potatoes or any kind of food isnt a sure thing, nor is happiness, prosperity, or longevity. not even love is a sure thing *sighs gently looking at a picture in a small locket in my hand*

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

That locket better have a picture of a potato in it.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Post self-deleted by Grumpy Grandma.

Culveria wrote:i leave for two days and NOW THERES A THIRD GRAMPS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Actually, there was the Original Grumpy Grandpa, then a further rather similar two others turned up - but ofcourse naturally these were mere impostors; challengers to his position. I am an altogether different entity, not a challenger, but a mirror...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***

The inaugural close-to-death-match is firmly underway with early betting action seeming to favour OGG!

It looks like the seductive powers of Grandmas love-filled cookie goodness . . .

*pause for gag-reflex*

. . . up against the Viagra-infused willpower of Grandpa and his pump-action.

Istanialand is running the book and setting the odds so come on . . .

[B]CLOGG[/B] - Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma

[B][I]or[/I][/B]

[B]OGG[/B] - the one & only, Original Grumpy Grandpa

Place your bets! Place your bets!

I'm staying away from the dried-up, dusty, CLOGG cookie!

Morpheus....Neo....Matrixulated? I'm taking the Blue Pill with the OGG !!

I'm betting HEAVY too!

I bet TEN x 5LB bags of King Edwards on OGG!

Young man! I believe you have entirely got the wrong end of the stick! How dare you assume some perverse chemistry between the Original Grumpy Grandpa and I?! - WE WILL NOT BE HAVING A DEATH MATCH!!

Ofcourse at our age, there may be some element of chance on which to gamble who will outlive the other! - On that basis, I'll take your TEN x 5LB bags of King Edwards, and raise you a further 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes...

*slams front door closed*

*kitchen window opens*

*the smell of baking potatoes escapes*

Cyrtes wrote:You're very welcome ma'am! Anything for neat lawns! (By the way, I fear that there is something amiss with "young man")
Oh I am sorry!

"To assume is to make an ass out of u and me"...

Must have the prescription of my glasses checked!

You are a sweet girl aren't you?! - I should of known none of these lazy b*stards 'round here would lift a finger for an old girl like me, but another girl would! - ✊Solidarity Sister!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:That locket better have a picture of a potato in it.

*looks at potatogion and closes the locket* ill have you know it has a picture of... never mind, i doubt you care of my pain, im just going to say it is of two people i cared deeply about, but being immortal... has consequences, and since then i vowed never to love again, it would hurt me when... they died and i cannot. *disappears*

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

The sad life of a god. That is one of the absolutes of life... pain. Also, Mrs. Grandma, how much do you love potatoes? I'm asking for a friend.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:*looks at potatogion and closes the locket* ill have you know it has a picture of... never mind, i doubt you care of my pain, im just going to say it is of two people i cared deeply about, but being immortal... has consequences, and since then i vowed never to love again, it would hurt me when... they died and i cannot. *disappears*

...how long will it be this time

Matrixulated

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