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Region: Spiritus
*tucks you in and gives you a warm milk*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
NO ROAST POTATOES?!?!
**Faints in a fit of laughter, and an air of hysteria**
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Undoubtedly because I had him in my thoughts and meditations, and prayers... 😂
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
7!
5!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No one is going to leave gramps
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*GETS OUT OF BED AND THROWS WARM MILK*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
WHO TOOK MY POTATOS!!!! 😡😡😡😡
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I did
**With the swift moves that blur your vision, [nation=short]Laughing Buddha[/nation] catches the glass, scoops each droplet and molecule of the developing warm milk cloud into the glass, tidily places it on a nearby table, produces a batch of milk chocolate and salted caramel cookies out of thin air, and sits down to a late night snack**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haidao Island
You guys are all completely insane and i love that
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Haidao Island
Why so angry? Need another bedtime story?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
LISTEN HERE YOU HOODLUM
I DID NOT FIGHT IN THE TRENCHES IN FRANCE IN WWI, ALL FRONTS IN WWII AND IN VIETNAM FOR YOU TO TUCK ME INTO BED
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
whats a female?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haidao Island
WHERE ARE MY BACON??????????
Matrixulated
To bad you were to late for World War P. You could've had three wars on your résumé.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
REREAD THAT, SONNY BOY. THOSE ARE THREE WARS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Glad you skipped the Korean conflict, that was a rough one.
*gives you a spoonful of mashed potatoes*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Telason
Umm there's more then one gender lol XD
Telason
Hello, I am new to Spiritus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Telason
Yeah, men, and fish..
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haidao Island
If you fought in the trenches in WWI, and were 18 when you signed up and went to war, then you would have been 22 when the war finished...
- In WWII you would have been about 43 at the start of war and around 50 when it ended...
- The Vietnam War was between 1955 and 1975, and you would have been about 60 at the start of war and nearing 80 when it finished...
- It is currently 2016; either you are dead (and we're talking to a ghost), or you are 120 years old! - Something here doesn't add up!! 🤓😨😂
Thus, I'm calling this BS.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Enemies of the Vivi nation attack a sacred temple. The protector monks of the sacred temple of the golden potatoe gods. The monks successfully fend of the invaders, using their Frenchfry Bo staves, Frenchfry nunchucks and other monastery weapons
i just googled what female is and google said this,
"of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) that can be fertilized by male gametes."
so are female, birds?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
oops i ment what is female for first qouet
Matrixulated
I WAS 3 YEARS OLD DURING WWI. LIKE ANY TRUE PATRIOTIC AMERICAN (NOT THE HOODLUMS OF TODAY), I COULD ALREADY AIM PERFECTLY WELL AND KNEW HOW TO OPERATE THE WEAPONS OF THAT TIME. I WAS AROUND 7 WHEN IT ENDED.
I WAS ABOUT 27 AT THE BEGINNING OF WWII AND AROUND 33 WHEN IT ENDED.
I WAS 43 WHEN THE 'NAM WAR STARTED AND 63 WHEN IT ENDED.
THAT WOULD MAKE ME A LITTLE BIT OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD TODAY.
I THINK.
AS YOU KNOW, THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE OVER 100 AND EVEN OVER 110.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Are you saying women are fish that's not ok
Matrixulated
The hell's a woman?
It's a wonderful animal that are very pretty
So... A fish.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Haidao Island
Yeah a fish
Matrixulated
What type of fish, there are many. I say that they are Goldfish
Matrixulated, Haidao Island
I think a cichlids of some sort.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can see that
No a koi Karp Fish
Matrixulated
No a Koi would be more like your old grandpa who has too much time on his hands... fins
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haidao Island
Welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]Phashin[/nation]! And anyone else who has joined that I missed. :P
*hands out potatoes to new people*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
YAY I love potatoes. *I grab one and eat it*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome back Original Grumpy Grandpa!!!
I'm so very, very glad there was no gimp-suit and dank basement involved in your sudden disappearance.
Nor were you kidnapped and held hostage by potato-pirates from another region.
Phew!
Welcome back!
Now, let me guess what comes next . . .
Get off your lawn?
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
THANK YOU, SONNY BOY
*HANDS PENNY*
GO GET YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Did Gramps just go to the other half of the world just to work for ONE PENNY?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*the dragoness growls hearing the things about the male humans not knowing what a female is*
its ok, these other men are just... confused.
Matrixulated
*the eastern dragon glares at the dragonness* your a fish
Matrixulated
*slowly shakes my head as her mate, a huge black sea serpent dragon, slowly emerges from the water behind the eastern dragon*
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🐂💩 3🐂💩 YEARS🐂💩 OLD🐂💩 AND🐂💩 FOUGHT🐂💩 IN🐂💩 WWI🐂💩?!
🐂💩 43-63🐂💩 WHEN🐂💩 YOU🐂💩 FOUGHT🐂💩 IN🐂💩 'NAM🐂💩?!
I know US military standards are 🐂💩 compared to other militaries of the world, but there is no way they would have allowed a 3 year old to fight in WWI, or really wanted an unfit, middle-aged grunt, slowing the rest of the team down in the jungles and swamps of SE Asia - Or was it because of YOU that they lost the Vietnam War?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's offensive.
It should be "You're a fish." not "your a fish".
Philistine.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Haidao Island
Also I note you NEVER mentioned any promotion in rank during these 3 wars you were involved in - Were you ALWAYS an embarrassment to the unit, the platoon, and the entire army?!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hyan Ping
[nation=The Grumpy Grandpa], will you tell me a story?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
[jesus, dude. chill the fck out. i'm a satire nation, i'm not going to be explaining all of my farces in detail. also, you use emojis. enough said.]
IF I'M ABLE TO AIM THIS SHOTGUN AT YOUR HEAD AT AGE 100 THEN I WAS SURE AS HELL ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH MY UNIT IN 'NAM AT AGE 50
I WAS A PRIVATE DURING WWI, A CORPORAL DURING WWII AND A MASTER SERGEANT BY THE END OF 'NAM.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Well if you still can,I hope you help us in WW3.Because it looks like it's about to break out.
Ah,who am I kidding?!I live in Europe anyway and Trump will mess up! >:(
(JUST REALISED I USED AN EMOJY LOL)
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can't even spell words right...
Alekseandrea
*sitting watching with several dragons sitting with on me and around me watching the two argue* O.O
Sure, whatever...
Rambo and Captain America have nothing on you!
I guess they should have used you in all those Chuck Norris films too.
Wait a minute! - I get it! - YOU ARE CHUCK NORRIS!!
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He eats his potatoes obviously.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Potatoes are the food of God. Of course he will live to 120.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
"When you give the order to launch the nukes, your general briefly leaves the room. The moments tick by. When he returns, he simply nods once. Birds in the air. There are almost two dozen people around this table, including some of the most brilliant minds and fearsome personalities in Nofreemen, but none of them speak. Three minutes until impact. You expected more activity. But theres nothing to do. There arent even any gigantic computer screens, tracing the path of the missiles. Its beneath you, you suppose. Your job is not to track the flight of missiles. Your job is simply to decide. And thats what youve done. Youve decided to annihilate another country. You look around the table at your advisors and soldiers. Some nod back at you reassuringly. Some wont meet your eyes. Not everyone will agree with you, of course. But its not their decision. Its yours. The general leaves the room several more times. Finally, he returns. Its done, your general says. Its done."
Holy nuts, this is like the deepest and darkest string of issues you could possibly have.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Radical Rights Of The People
May he live until his brain falls apart from all the information he has gained. Or until humans fan get upgrades to their brains.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*silently watching the discussion*
The Salaxalans
English is not my first language bud
Alekseandrea
Inexcusable! D:
Alekseandrea
I guess this thing caused enough...wars.
You guys will stop this or I will send all your potatoes to Gulag!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
what?!?!?!?! i have done nothing!!!
Yeah it is
Don't make me get the shovel...
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
good idea, dig up more potatos to make it harder for him to take them
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
Or use the shovel to beat him until he doesn't want any potatoes.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
why not just use the potato torture method?
Cyrtes
More my idea.
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
That'll be quite the long beating. I'll make sure I'm not around...
Matrixulated
The longer the beating the better. More time to think about how much I love my potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Haidao Island
Of course!
Duh! A brilliant deduction, Buddha, you've nailed it!
That explains everything.
It's so clear to me now.
Original Grumpy Grandpa....IS....Chuck Norris.
I'm going out right now and buying a Total Gym.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cosmolate, Laughing Buddha, Hyan Ping
Nor is it mine.
The your-you're fault is still inexcusable.
Your: from you
You're: you are
Matrixulated
[yeah man. English isn't my first language but it sometimes seems I'm better at it than most native speakers.]
THE EDUCATION HAS GONE TO *TRUCK HONKS*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
*Affect your best effort, over-the-top, hillbilly/redneck/southern states (yes, they shall rise again)/Deliverance/Dukes of Hazard-type Yankee accent....and continue....*
Sooooo-wee! Why, I do believe that is a 1926 Model T Ford Runabout with Pickup Body I hear a-honking?
Good 'ole 'Murican masterpiece right there....just like you ya'self, Grandpaw!
*....aaaand SCENE!*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
**Somewhere in Britain my old English Grammar & Elocution professor's head implodes**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
MY PEOPLE WANT TO !@#$ KILL THEMSELVES,WITH SWORDS,AND IF I BAN IT MY CIVIL RIGHTS FALL?!WHAT NATION OF MAD MEN HAVE I BECOME?!
Matrixulated
so? you can fix it with the next issue
Matrixulated
I suppose from now on,I will let people kill themselves.
That's supporting civil rights,right?
Laughing Buddha
yeah, keep everyone happy, so no one wants to die ok?
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I should probably legalise everything then.For the sake of my people!No more arrest for murder,woo!
Matrixulated, Istanialand, Cyrtes
*turns around and sees the sea serpent*
何?
Matrixulated
*the serpents giving him a cold warning stare*
he doesnt like his mate being called names
Matrixulated
Uhh guys...I think I am one of the last persons in this city...and there is a random psycho looking for people...hope I am safe here...I shouldn't have legalised everything...
Well the good thing is that I am COMPLETELY SAjikogjsdojikopdgol;sdglkopzgfkoadpfogop
(bad joke,I know)
Matrixulated, Istanialand, Laughing Buddha
when was there an anarchy there?
Matrixulated
*looks at serpent* I'm a eastern dragon my kind can control moving body's water I can make a tsunami and kill all of you but I won't sense you haven't Attack me
Matrixulated
*the water entirely stills and freezes solid as the serpent slithers onto the top of the ice it giving a small icy smirk*
Matrixulated
Wait a minute your a reptile You can't live in a Ice
Inviorment
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
*rolls its eyes as i do the same as i calmly say* form of ice *the sea serpent transforms into an icy scaled with white eyes and icy wings dragon of huge proportions*
Matrixulated
(Actually, some reptiles can live in icy environments, lest they have a high freeze tolerance, but they usually hibernate during the colder months. Underground, underwater, or, if it's really cold, by seeking out hibernation sites where other, warm-blooded animals are already, or almost, asleep.)
Matrixulated
English is my first language but I hear people who arnt native speak better than me... I'm so confused
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa
YESSIREE
[that was beautiful.]
[gg]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
In my case, English both is and isn't my first language. I can't really choose.
Matrixulated, City-State Of Athens
Hi :D
Matrixulated
Hello
Matrixulated
Can I have a pony for Christmas, Santa?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Matrixulated
What?
No supersized can of tapioca?
No icepacks or bandages for all of those beatings-by-shotgun?
OK, a pony is cool too.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
You can have a potato-horse. Their all the craze in Ireland.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
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