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If a war is declared I will provide support to the nation who buys the most of our cheese, that support being, more cheese.

Audriany wrote:If any war is declared upon Parrona by Aotan ONLY,Audriany will join on the side of the defender.

That's very bold...

The parronan accords enforced neutral foreign policy upon Parrona. So We cannot join or start wars.

Maltena wrote:If a war is declared I will provide support to the nation who buys the most of our cheese, that support being, more cheese.

I'm in the top 1% of cheese exports - our nation loves cheese!

i have a mining colony on this huge used to be star thats made entirely of diamond which location is classified. anyone want to do business for diamonds?

But we can call in allies for defensive wars.

Culveria wrote:i have a mining colony on this huge used to be star thats made entirely of diamond which location is classified. anyone want to do business for diamonds?

Sure, need some diamonds. Do you like books, a lot of books at the moment in Aotan :D

Parrona wrote:But we can call in allies for defensive wars.

Could you please quote or use the nation tag when you're directly/indirectly speaking to people at that gives us a notification that you have quoted us/mentioned us, and thus everything is easier to track :D

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Aotan wrote:So you're saying that the Italian army would lose to the Roman army?

I wouldn't like to bet either way, but the Roman Army was larger in number, more aggressive, better trained in military tactics, and more successful, the Italian Army merely has better, more advanced weaponry on its side...

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:i have a mining colony on this huge used to be star thats made entirely of diamond which location is classified. anyone want to do business for diamonds?

Diamonds for tachyon lances?

Grumpy Grandma wrote:I wouldn't like to bet either way, but the Roman Army was larger in number, more aggressive, better trained in military tactics, and more successful, the Italian Army merely has better, more advanced weaponry on its side...

Well... guns vs swords?

Also, remember though army sizes may be smaller nowadays relative to population, we still have a much larger population compared to the olden days, and so I reckon army sizes of the Roman Empire vs Italians is closer than you would think.

The Italian army also does not need to carry as much weight as the Roman army (motorised vehicles help them with that), they also have tanks etc. I reckon even 1 tank could defeat a Roman legion

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Parrona wrote:Diamonds for tachyon lances?

Sorry but only potatoes are regonised as precious here, I will however buy diamonds for use in industry

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Great Potato Empire wrote:Sorry but only potatoes are regonised as precious here, I will however buy diamonds for use in industry

Psst... Parrona wants to buy diamonds, not sell them - speak to Culveria if you'd like to buy diamonds.

Aotan wrote:Sure, need some diamonds. Do you like books, a lot of books at the moment in Aotan :D

sure. how about 4000 pounds of diamonds for 100 times that number in books?

Culveria wrote:sure. how about 4000 pounds of diamonds for 100 times that number in books?

It's a deal!

What the heck is going on here?

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Diamonds for tachyon lances?

sure how many lances you got?

I don't think you all realize that ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE soon. :(

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:I don't think you all realize that ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE soon. :(

Don' worry, the POTATA legionary forces are at the ready. Chips, Crisps, Fries are watching over Aotan this very second.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aotan wrote:It's a deal!

*a huge transport drop lands in aotan with the diamonds* ill await the 400,000 books

The Salaxalans wrote:I don't think you all realize that ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE soon. :(

i defeated them all and they are all incinerated

The Salaxalans

Culveria wrote:*a huge transport drop lands in aotan with the diamonds* ill await the 400,000 books

What type of books? Our factories are at the ready!

so...uhhh, I was gone for a bit...I read everything and well, I don't need more war Parrona and everyone else...POTATOES

Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:What type of books? Our factories are at the ready!

each kind. not school ones. new interesting and fun books.

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:each kind. not school ones. new interesting and fun books.

A steam tanker drops crates of books from the sky, which neatly and gently land on Culveria's docks.

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:i have a mining colony on this huge used to be star thats made entirely of diamond which location is classified. anyone want to do business for diamonds?

What do you want to trade?

The Salaxalans wrote:I don't think you all realize that ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE soon. :(

Who is to say they are not already here?

...waiting.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

*has them each stored away in various libraries* ok whos next? and potatogion i dont care if you dont find diamonds and jewels valueable. we do and i shall do business concerning them. anyone got anything else to sell for any kind of valueable stone metal or jewel? i have mining colonies of each

Potatogion

Potatogion wrote:What do you want to trade?

if youd rather what do you want to give me for a giant planet potato that i found on my expeditions?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

The Salaxalans wrote:I don't think you all realize that ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO INVADE soon. :(

You can't help it,man!

The disputes between nations are more important.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:if youd rather what do you want to give me for a giant planet potato that i found on my expeditions?

its 100 times bigger then earth

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:if youd rather what do you want to give me for a giant planet potato that i found on my expeditions?

I have tons of chickens and dinosours...I guess, I can't really think of any else. Platypi are also very abundant here, if you don't like that I can see if there is anything else

Potatogion

Faulknation wrote:I have tons of chickens and dinosours...I guess, I can't really think of any else. Platypi are also very abundant here, if you don't like that I can see if there is anything else

what uses would you have for it? i thought youd rather some other precious gem or metal

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:if youd rather what do you want to give me for a giant planet potato that i found on my expeditions?

*wide eyed*

P-p-potato planet! I'll trade you my entire nation so that my people can live on it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:*wide eyed*

P-p-potato planet! I'll trade you my entire nation so that my people can live on it.

and leave the resources? that is sufficient. deal

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:*has them each stored away in various libraries* ok whos next? and potatogion i dont care if you dont find diamonds and jewels valueable. we do and i shall do business concerning them. anyone got anything else to sell for any kind of valueable stone metal or jewel? i have mining colonies of each

I have Transparent Aluminium™, Wurtzite boron nitride, Rhodium, Platinum, Unobtanium, & endohedral fullerenes...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion

Culveria wrote:what uses would you have for it? i thought youd rather some other precious gem or metal

I would a means of trading with people and a terms of bribe

Potatogion

would have*

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:and leave the resources? that is sufficient. deal

It is worth it for a giant potato planet. I shall terraform it and create a sufficient atmosphere. I shall move my people into space at once.

*millions of rockets fly off into space*

So long earth!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:It is worth it for a giant potato planet. I shall terraform it and create a sufficient atmosphere. I shall move my people into space at once.

*millions of rockets fly off into space*

So long earth!

I wish you luck on your expedition

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Faulknation wrote:I wish you luck on your expedition

Thank you. If you want, I can give you mining rites to a sum of asteroids within its space.

Grumpy Grandma wrote:I have Transparent Aluminium™, Wurtzite boron nitride, Rhodium, Platinum, Unobtanium, & endohedral fullerenes...

i have mass quantities of diamond, platinum, gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, turquoise, emerald, and around any kind of precious stone known. what would you like madam?

Potatogion wrote:Thank you. If you want, I can give you mining rites to a sum of asteroids within its space.

Can I too?!

I helped you against Parrona,remember?

Potatogion wrote:Thank you. If you want, I can give you mining rites to a sum of asteroids within its space.

that would be greatly appreciated. As payment what would you like, I might suggest that I could have anti-spaceship defenses mounted on the asteroids in orbit

Faulknation wrote:that would be greatly appreciated. As payment what would you like, I might suggest that I could have anti-spaceship defenses mounted on the asteroids in orbit

Sounds like a deal.

Audriany wrote:Can I too?!

I helped you against Parrona,remember?

You can mine in my sector, but I shall collect a small tax of 10% of all mined goods.

I shall send them your way immediately *masses mining vessels, currently filled with defense systems, are sent into space towards the massive potato

I wonder what Potato Jesus will think of this

Potatoes, in my opinion, should be left whole. Especially if they are so large. We should make it our responsibility to protect this magnificent product of nature. It is unique.

Say "No" to mining in the massive potato!

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

They said no to pollution too!

WHO WIN NOW MOOFOOKS!

Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:Potatoes, in my opinion, should be left whole. Especially if they are so large. We should make it our responsibility to protect this magnificent product of nature. It is unique.

Say "No" to mining in the massive potato!

we aren't mining the potato, we are mining the asteroids in orbit

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

and I agree that it needs to be protected, hence my defenses being sent there

Cyrtes wrote:Potatoes, in my opinion, should be left whole. Especially if they are so large. We should make it our responsibility to protect this magnificent product of nature. It is unique.

Say "No" to mining in the massive potato!

it is not made by nature. it was made by me

Culveria wrote:it is not made by nature. it was made by me

well by my magic

Amhran wrote:>:P

would you like to make a deal for precious metals or gems? of course its my side that has the gems and metals. you can trade to me just about anything

Amhran

well if not her who wants to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

I think this describes the sheer level of chaos we've been having lately.

Hello once more, Spiritus. It has been .... well, quite some time.

- Sternberg, aka Battlefleet Gothic Command

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Battlefleet Gothic Command wrote:Hello once more, Spiritus. It has been .... well, quite some time.

- Sternberg, aka Battlefleet Gothic Command

hello. i dont believe weve met before

Faulknation wrote:we aren't mining the potato, we are mining the asteroids in orbit

Even then. You'd be polluting the poor potato. That's not good for it. It might even lose an eye or two...

Culveria wrote:it is not made by nature. it was made by me

You are nature, so it must be nature as well. It was made by nature.

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Cyrtes wrote:Even then. You'd be polluting the poor potato. That's not good for it. It might even lose an eye or two...

You are nature, so it must be nature as well. It was made by nature.

i made sure it has no eyes and can take any waste or pollutant and turn it into nourishment for itself

Culveria wrote:hello. i dont believe weve met before

Nor I, you. And I wouldn't blame you - I was part of Spiritus only for a short time, and that was a couple of years ago.

With this move, though, I'm hoping to rectify that amount of lost time. :p

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:well if not her who wants to?

I don't know what this is referring to. I might want to though.

Faulknation

its entirely normal plant except for the fact it can use pollution and waste

It is a very ecologically efficient potato.

Matrixulated

Battlefleet Gothic Command wrote:Nor I, you. And I wouldn't blame you - I was part of Spiritus only for a short time, and that was a couple of years ago.

With this move, though, I'm hoping to rectify that amount of lost time. :p

Esperossa wrote:I don't know what this is referring to. I might want to though.

would either of you wish to make a trade? theres jewels and or precious metals in it

I'm interested in your jewels and precious metals. What are you interested in?

That poll is...never mind.

Embrace the zombies. Don't kill them or cure them. Become them. Zombies are the bestest.

Esperossa wrote:I'm interested in your jewels and precious metals. What are you interested in?

just about amything madam

Esperossa wrote:That poll is...never mind.

Embrace the zombies. Don't kill them or cure them. Become them. Zombies are the bestest.

then what do you think of this *my usual image fades to show a rotted half dead body and i smile* not so pretty but still pretty cool aint it? now back to business

this is my undead form

Culveria wrote:just about amything madam

then what do you think of this *my usual image fades to show a rotted half dead body and i smile* not so pretty but still pretty cool aint it? now back to business

I am in the top of the region for averageness, but that is hard to export. But we could try, if you're interested in some of my averageness. Otherwise, I do have a thriving IT sector, and could trade those services. I'm also up for suggestions, if there is something particular that you're interested in.

Also, we're not zombies anymore. We don't like zombies now either. You can have ours.

Esperossa wrote:I am in the top of the region for averageness, but that is hard to export. But we could try, if you're interested in some of my averageness. Otherwise, I do have a thriving IT sector, and could trade those services. I'm also up for suggestions, if there is something particular that you're interested in.

what? no idea what you could trade? i bet you have many things you could trade?

just look and you shall find

Culveria wrote:i have mass quantities of diamond, platinum, gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, turquoise, emerald, and around any kind of precious stone known. what would you like madam?

Ha! - I'm not really interested in trade - At my age you tend to have accumulated all the material wealth and precious keepsakes you could possibly want,... and thus they lose their attributed monetary value, and things of sentimental value become much more precious that anything you could possibly offer...

*Gets dewey eyed*

*Stares off into space*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

hey im new to this location just saying im liking this location already

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Ha! - I'm not really interested in trade - At my age you tend to have accumulated all the material wealth and precious keepsakes you could possibly want,... and thus they lose their attributed monetary value, and things of sentimental value become much more precious that anything you could possibly offer...

*Gets dewey eyed*

*Stares off into space*

Tell more, tell more!

Technolandours wrote:hey im new to this location just saying im liking this location already

Welcome!

*hands Technolandours a potato*

Don't let anybody steal it. (That includes me.)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Aotan wrote:Psst... Parrona wants to buy diamonds, not sell them - speak to Culveria if you'd like to buy diamonds.

Ah, i quoted the wrong message

Hi [nation=short]Technolandours[/nation]! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Hi [nation=short]Technolandours[/nation]! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Salaxalans is most certainly NOT an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord, who should perhaps improve his spelling and grammar brainwashing division.

If he was, I would say he should improve the standards of written English in the RMB.

But I have to say he most certainly isn't an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord.

I really have to say that.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

"After a series of fatal attacks by Tortoise sharks on swimmers during prime vacation time, a debate has arisen over how to respond to the finned danger."

I did wonder what happened to those...

Matrixulated

Hi and Im New Here...

Umm...How did you have the Autocracy, holy potato cult in your nation names and it isn't in the Create-a-nation? Because I'm only holy empire.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:sure how many lances you got?

5 million spare lances and if given the word production can revert to lances (1000 per day), deal?

Hi [nation=short]Alkent[/nation]! Welcome! :D Once your nation has 500 million citizens you can change your pretitle to whatever you want, that's how we all have weird ones. There's a few other things like being able to choose a capital city at 250 million, a national leader at 750 million, and a religion at 1 billion.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:5 million spare lances and if given the word production can revert to lances (1000 per day), deal?

And while we are at it, would you like rubber for chromium?

Alekseandrea wrote:Salaxalans is most certainly NOT an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord, who should perhaps improve his spelling and grammar brainwashing division.

If he was, I would say he should improve the standards of written English in the RMB.

But I have to say he most certainly isn't an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord.

I really have to say that.

He might be just trying to be friendly, or he might be brainwashing everyone from the start.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Hi [nation=short]Alkent[/nation]! Welcome! :D Once your nation has 500 million citizens you can change your pretitle to whatever you want, that's how we all have weird ones. There's a few other things like being able to choose a capital city at 250 million, a national leader at 750 million, and a religion at 1 billion.

Thanks Salaxalans!

The Salaxalans

Will there be a new elections for WA delegate?

* WooT !!! *

The Monster Mash has now exceeded the billion population barrier!

There are now 1 billion Spuds feeling Studly & practicing *Spudlyism* as our national religion.

Pray to The Holy Tuber, y'all!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote: * WooT !!! *

The Monster Mash has now exceeded the billion population barrier!

There are now 1 billion Spuds feeling Studly & practicing *Spudlyism* as our national religion.

Pray to The Holy Tuber, y'all!

Huzzah!

Parliament votes on Parrona's response

Attention! Attention! Neighbors I have News for you..What you are doing now stop it!

Uhh...I don't know how to start this...OK...

I will make a map of the region of Spiritus...and...it is the Earth...I want you to join in here...Tell me a territory or country you want to live in...And then you're there...Spiritus only...OK bye

PS...No nations on Antarctica, Greenland and Puerto Rico.

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Culveria wrote:if youd rather what do you want to give me for a giant planet potato that i found on my expeditions?

Potatogion wrote:*wide eyed*

P-p-potato planet! I'll trade you my entire nation so that my people can live on it.

Culveria wrote:and leave the resources? that is sufficient. deal

Potatogion wrote:It is worth it for a giant potato planet. I shall terraform it and create a sufficient atmosphere. I shall move my people into space at once.

*millions of rockets fly off into space*

So long earth!

* David Bowie singing 'Space Oddity' *

This is Ground Control to Potato-Gion, (pronounce it like potato-john so it rhymes!)

You've really made the grade,

And the po'taters want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it's time to leave the Earth if you dare?

Safe travels spud-brother!

Send me back a planet-repping Jeffrey.

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Alkent wrote:Attention! Attention! Neighbors I have News for you..What you are doing now stop it!

Uhh...I don't know how to start this...OK...

I will make a map of the region of Spiritus...and...it is the Earth...I want you to join in here...Tell me a territory or country you want to live in...And then you're there...Spiritus only...OK bye

PS...No nations on Antarctica, Greenland and Puerto Rico.

Norway, Sweden, Singapore and Malaysia, please

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Norway, Sweden, Singapore and Malaysia, please

If it is only 1 country I would choose Sweden

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* David Bowie singing 'Space Oddity' *

This is Ground Control to Potato-Gion, (pronounce it like potato-john so it rhymes!)

You've really made the grade,

And the po'taters want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it's time to leave the Earth if you dare?

Safe travels spud-brother!

Send me back a planet-repping Jeffrey.

Huzzah!

*clapping*

That was a pretty great song. Kudos to you fine sir.

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Parrona wrote:If it is only 1 country I would choose Sweden

Thanks Parrona

Guys...I'll make my own...Bye

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