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Region: Spiritus
Well yeah what else is there for one to do?
Praise be.
Matrixulated
Just joined, and I'm a member here now, i guess.
Anyways, anyone have any tips for a newb like me?
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
A wild Charmandaria appeared!
Char Charmander of Charmandaria would like to extend his greetings to the hospitable members of Spiritus. We are a fledgling nation, still forming ourselves politically, and are excited for the opportunity to find guidance from more experienced leaders.
To a greater tomorrow!
-Char Charmander of Charmandaria
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Convert all your people to the Episcopalian and/or Huttonian church, at penalty of death.
Praise be.
Praise be, good sir.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Umm,
What kind off "region" did i join again? ._.'
Also, are these messages BB-Code?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Yep, just use [*nation*]nationname[*/nation*], without stars, and the like. The exact commands are on the FAQ, under Technical
Matrixulated
The best region.
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I don't like that... .-.
Anyways, is there like a beginners guide or something?
If so, anyone got links?
Matrixulated
I just joined in. I like to RP as Charmandaria, but otherwise I can be a pillar of sanity of you need.
Hopefully I won't get banned for posting links,
https://www.nationstates.net/page=faq
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Fight me m8
praise be.
*shatters 4th wall*
Hi! if you shoot a telegram to the Delegate here, he's a real chill dude. He can answer a lot of your questions, let you know what to lookout for. You know you've done something wrong when you end up in a region featuring a less-fascist, nicer, version of me. That joke will make sense later XD
*rebuilds the 4th wall and waits for cement to dry*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Let it be known on the record that Char Charmander of Charmandaria is very excited to get the reference.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria
Wait, the delegate is a 'dude'? I thought he was the collective conscience of all potatoes ever to exist.
Matrixulated
*cement fails, wall crumbles*
Eh, I'll fix that wall later. I think he's both. Like jesus. One, but also three. except dude an potato, but also dudepotato.
*raises glass of BBQ sauce* cheers, fellow reject!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello, welcome! You can ignore a lot of the craziness that goes on here, it can be a bit much sometimes :P For a brief introduction to Nation States, read this guide on our forums: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/10457244/1/#new
I also highly recommend you register on our forums and apply for citizenship to experience everything we have to offer. I also recommend joining our chatroom, where you can chat with us and get help with a little less craziness (usually). Let me know if you have any questions!
Matrixulated
Hi
Matrixulated
🔍Another Jesus Christ?! **Clouds gather**🌁
...
🌈Here in Spiritus?!🌌 **Clouds darken**🍃
...
☔BLASPHEMY!⚡ IMPOSTER!🌀⚡ FALSE GOD!!🌑
⚠😈THE ANTI-CHRIST IS HERE!!👹⚠
🔜🌋🌊BRING ON THE APOCALYPSE!!!💥🌠 - THE 🔚 IS NIGH!!!🌋💥🌠
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Nice 💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌emojis 😍😍🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏👌👌👌👌👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔚👳🔜🐓🐓
Matrixulated
Greetings. I like your name and your flag design. Lets see what happens next. Are sweet potatoes ok here ?
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
Oh, hi! I'm new to this region, but not this game; figured I'd hang in this region for a while.
(I'm better known as Kaboomlandia.)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium, Greater Madaloria
Welcome United States of Bloomingtons! Make yourself at home and comfortable. Hope you enjoy this region! :)
Matrixulated
Um. UM. I'm new and I don't know what's going on or how I got here but I'm surrounded by potatoes and countries. Help.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium
You don't need help... You just need potatoes!
Matrixulated
Welcome to you to Nomadic People of Ocailos! The reason why everyone is talking about potatoes is because of the recent election for the United Nations/World Assembly Secretary-General. Our regional delegate, The Salaxalans, recently campaigned for the position of the Secretary-General but won 2nd place :( . The nations in the region of Spriritus agreed with The Salaxalans to make our campaign about Potatoes. Hope this explains something! Make yourself at home and comfortable and hope you also enjoy this game and region! :)
Matrixulated
Hello
Matrixulated
Thank you!
Matrixulated
Hi!
Matrixulated, High Alyria
Thanks for the Telegram it was nice so I will join
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Things I miss from my youth . . .
Lemon & Paeroa
Picking fresh damsons off the tree
Bilberry foraging
Dandelion & Burdock
Vegemite
Midnight raids on feijoa orchard
Lime marmalade
Red kūmara
Spud-u-like
No particular order . . . just reminiscing.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp
. . . and no brainzzzzzz on the menu.
Healthy eating, rather than eating the healthy. ;)
Wairoa Rd at Narrow Neck beach foreverrrrr.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Welcome! Let us know if you have any questions.
Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium
Anyone know where The Jedi-Zombi Jezus sneaked off to? I think we have an incident.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
probably polishing his lightsabre somewhere, hatching a plan to deal with the recent influx of Jesuses, (or is it Jesii?) to our glorious region.
As Pontius Pilate once said, "One Jesus is one too many! Now where's that Purell?"
Or something like that.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Wasn't it 'Let the people decide who to hang.'?
Apparently they didn't like jezus much.
What did he expect?
Nobody likes a 'holier than thou' attitude.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What would happen if a jezeus would appear?
(Jesus+Zeus)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
Global warming is a threat; regional emission cut needed
Matrixulated
Lots of talk and celebration
Matrixulated
I am now a Jesus(Zombie Jesus?)-Zeus fearing nation.
L.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Welcome all you new nations! :D
Matrixulated, High Alyria
Hello :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hi!
Matrixulated
Dude, seriously, we need to talk.
Things I miss from my youth...
my hair
riding in cars which had no seat belts, and some of which didn't even have turn signals
Tang, and wanting to be an Astronaut
Top forty radio where you could actually understand the lyrics
Spaces between cities which have now grown together
The days before the 'nanny state' culture, with warning labels on everything
When everybody, and I do mean everybody, knew pro wrestling was fake but roller derby was real...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
how do you invite ppl to regions
Matrixulated
hell yeah i second that brother
Matrixulated
Hello everyone new here, I am the President of Spiritus! I am busy with school throughout the day, so I shall try to answer as much as I can to any questions you have, but I can't answer all of them till after school, I apologize. However, our delegate Salaxalans shall be willing to help, yay Salax! Now, there are a few things I suggest you do to start off. First, I would like to invite you join our forums, they can be found here: www.Spiritus.wtf Furthermore, I suggest you join our irc chat. This can be done through the forum but I suggest you join the better client of irccloud at https://www.irccloud.com/. You may fill in your name and such how you please, it can be changed. Network name is EsperNet, and channels to join are #Spiritus Now, once on the forums, I suggest you register an account and apply for citizenship. The forums make your experience her so much better, you may start your own newspaper, participate in Regional Government, join our awesome military, play games, and do many other things! I hope you enjoy it here :) Welcome :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, High Alyria, Hurpadurp, Ocailos
Just send them a telegram to their nation and the region you are in. They can search it when one scrolls over world, it says search. Search for Spiritus in there and your friend can find the exact region match and move his nation here :D
Matrixulated
Get good. I miss the good old days when most of your siblings would die because healthcare just wasn't good enough, where you could stone your wife to death without any crap from leftists, when you were used as slave labour and saw all your friends get killed horribly at work.
Matrixulated
I just realized i have banned cars from my country...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze
Lmao, wonder what the headlines for that would be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Umm...
Matrixulated
Mister president, I don't think the region is sentient or a ship so "experience her" might be taken too out of context.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I apologize, that is supposed to say here.
Matrixulated, Phonexia
Apperently, I just banned speaking, now you can only whisper.
Oh man..
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The cure is worse than the plague!
See the sentence above, it truly is an abomination!
Since it is saying 'her', it clearly was supposed to say here.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Be d*mned, what we have here is...failure to communicate and with a genuine grammar N*zi, no less. No win situation, IMHO....
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
Proper grammar and spelling save lives.
Every time you abuse them a child dies.
You monster!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
does the time between issues always increase, or is there a cap?
Matrixulated
I think there is a cap, not sure.
I wouldnt enjoy "52 hours until next issue".
Matrixulated
It's never taken longer than 5 or six hours for an issue to occur for me on my main nation.
Matrixulated
Ok thanks! :D
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Grumpy Grandpa.
Back in my day, nations didn't cease to exist if they went inactive for a few months.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What's the problem with that?
Names are hard to come by,
People don't want 0179408294 or something randomly generated as a name.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Greetings to the glorious nations that do not oppose me. Those who oppose me will be knifed. Don't oppose me.
Long live our Lord and Saviours the twin Gods Simple and Hiko.
Put your cans in the air.
Matrixulated, High Alyria, Charmandaria
I oppose.
Matrixulated
You oppose my freedom off speech,
So I oppose you
FITE ME :^)
Matrixulated
I oppose you. And be warned, barbarian, that once we've won the war with Neptune, my horse consul and I will throw potatoes at you. Really hard
Matrixulated
*through the last few breaks in wall, as half-dead laborers hurry to finish construction*
Is it just me or were there like, a suspicious amount of new people yesterday in the RMB?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Is this abnormal? I know SimpleHikoVich's joining was my fault, though I didn't know what his RP was going to be at the time.
Not that I'm complaining about it :3
Matrixulated
Hello! I've never really been active in nationstates communities, but this seemed small enough to maybe get to know people. I'll likely pay more attention to my Nation's issues than the region board though.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
Fair enough, if you ever do feel like getting to know some of us, feel free to pop into our chatroom anytime! http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/
Matrixulated
Don't do this. It's what they want you to do. They want you to get 'more involved in the region' and have benefits like the right to vote for president. I don't know what this means, but it certainly isn't good. A cult, if you ask me. A cunning plan designed to erode great empires like mine. And IRCs are one of the ways of communicating on how you're sacrificing babies and drinking the blood of a virgin. Anyway, all the people who use them think there's some conspiracy against them or something, like to erode their 'great empire'. But beware of them. Those who use the offsite "forums" and the IRC. They say you're 'making new friends' and 'getting to know people', and you truly think that, until it's too late, and it happens. You turn into a... a vegetable. A potato. Sometimes, you don't even have to use the IRC before they infect you... The RMB, forums and IRC are a dangerous place.
Matrixulated, Nua Hosnia
Drinking and/or bathing in the the blood of the virgins is good for you!!!
Matrixulated, Nua Hosnia
[nation=populusque senatus romanus], I can't say I've seen you in the chatroom, perhaps you should come for a visit before jumping to any conclusions :P
Matrixulated
No! No! No! I'll never join your radicalisation cult!
Matrixulated
That's unfortunate, just remember the radicalization cult completely and totally controls Spiritus :P
Matrixulated
So there is a conspiracy? I knew it! *puts on tinfoil hat*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Greetings from the Allied States :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Speak up. I can't hear you.
Matrixulated
This place is great.
Matrixulated
Now refugees are apperently flocking at my borders.
So, now we have a bunch of refugees that are being told that they can only whisper.
Great nation, 10/10 pretty damn solid.
Matrixulated
Nua Hosnia and others, it would be even more great if you joined our forums and irc chat :D it just gets better from here :D
Matrixulated, Phonexia
Salaxalans = Coup goals
Well, if you've banned speaking, you could still sing everything you want to say.
(To the dismay of our eardrums.)
Matrixulated
I, Hutton Il, wish to announce that the wall repairs have been completed.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I've always wondered why a irc chat is even necessary, feel like people can talk the same in the rmb or something....
Matrixulated
**inside the Spiritus department of potatoes**
"They are using countermeasures!
Inverse the polarity!
Send all power to the broadcast tower!
Seal all entrances and exits!
Make the phase shift!
Angle the deflector dish!
Hack the tinfoil hat!
Secure all animals in the zoo!
Use more green rocks!
Turn the broadcasting power up to eleven!
Disable the safety protocols!'
Check the infernal contracts!
Prepare for ludicrous speed!
Summon 'He who can't be described'!
Feed the machine more souls!
Torture the forsaken children!
Cancel the three ring circus!
Overclock the happiness eater!
Compress the singularity!
Hit important looking stuff with a hammer!"
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Pugtopialand, The Cf Alliance, Nua Hosnia
Hello everyone! I'm exploring NationStates, boldly going to the regions no one has gone before.
I'm trying to compile a dossier on NS's most powerful regions. I thought I'd go here first. Anything interesting about your region you guys have to share? You can TG me if you want. :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
A Potato.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, The Cf Alliance
I've noticed.
fried or boiled
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Doesn't matter.
Only the potato matters.
Matrixulated, Blitze, Rogue Lumberjacks, The Cf Alliance, The Interprise
Succinct.
LOL
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
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Matrixulated
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Matrixulated
THE SECRET LANGUAGES OF THE POTATO LORDS
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I went to college to learn how to decrypt this and now everyone has access to a friggin two second translator.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Athartia
I said that both Freedom of Speech and Freedom of religion is important, and instead of that, goverment is hiring "Religious Censor" people and civil rights fell.
;_;
Matrixulated
Hehe,
I have somehow banned cars and i have a 57% tax rate.
Matrixulated
And delicate access to rainforest to mine uranium somehow translated into "destroy the environment".
Matrixulated
I could have done it the 'good old' way.
But it takes 2 seconds to translate it with the translator.
Why wouldn't I use it?
...
I can only hope the translator worked properly...
Matrixulated
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Written by Refuge Isle.