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I'm so hungry, even Salaxalans is looking good right now.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Salaxians always look pretty delicious. The problem is, I don't want to get mind controlled and end up in a drainage pipe somewhere.

*puts on tinfoil hat*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

That's a bit dangerous to say with the Salaxians around. They might think that potatoes look delicious. You might want to go into hiding.

*puts on tinfoil suit and crawls into a dumpster*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cosmolate, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:How bout I give you the blunt of the land, but I keep oil rigs and mining stations?

"....the blunt of the land...." ???

A [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] blunt? O_O

A Potato blunt??

Give me that!

I'll put on my tin-foil suit and smoke the sh*t outta that!

Huzzahhhhhh aaaahhhhh!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Hello I'm Queen Gusha Leader of North Strovaina.

Me and My people worship a religion called Dogstra, its was founded after the old R.E.B.E.L.S. were split apart.

If you have any questions I will answer them.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

North Strovaina wrote:Hello I'm Queen Gusha Leader of North Strovaina. Me and My people worship a religion called Dogstra, its was founded after the old R.E.B.E.L.S. were split apart. If you have any questions I will answer them.
Sup. I'm from hell

Matrixulated, Faulknation

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:"....the blunt of the land...." ???

A [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] blunt? O_O

A Potato blunt??

Give me that!

I'll put on my tin-foil suit and smoke the sh*t outta that!

Huzzahhhhhh aaaahhhhh!

Potatogion blunts are the finest in the world. Each one costs at the very least 300,000 potatoes. They are so expensive because all forms of drugs are banned for any non-government officials. The government strictly monitors all farms growing "seven leaf tubers" and makes sure non of the plants leave the nation. The plants are so potent that nearly 60% of all people who try to smoke it go into shock related convulsions and nearly 30% die from them. If you have managed to get your hands on a Potatogion Blunt, I say "good luck to you."

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

North Strovaina wrote:Hello I'm Queen Gusha Leader of North Strovaina.

Me and My people worship a religion called Dogstra, its was founded after the old R.E.B.E.L.S. were split apart.

If you have any questions I will answer them.

Do you like zombies?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]North Strovaina[/nation]! :D We're a little crazy, but the answer to one question is very important: Do you like potatoes?

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Oh they left. :(

Alekseandrea, Cosmolate, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:Potatogion blunts are. . .so potent that nearly 60% of all people who try to smoke it go into shock related convulsions and nearly 30% die from them. If you have managed to get your hands on a Potatogion Blunt, I say "good luck to you."

Also known as the "Jeffrey."

Potatoes are wonderful things.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

The Salaxalans wrote:Welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]North Strovaina[/nation]! :D We're a little crazy, but the answer to one question is very important: Do you like potatoes?

The Salaxalans wrote:Oh they left. :(

HAH !!!

They managed to escape before you got your evil mind-controlling, manipulative alien-in-a-crashed-spaceship claws into them and. . .

* thud *

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cosmolate, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma

Esperossa wrote:Do you like zombies?

well if they are zombie babies then yes. I need some of those babies

Matrixulated

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Audriany wrote:2 POINTS MORE AND I WILL HAVE THE SAME ECONOMY LIKE YOU!

IF you get those points.

Culveria wrote:the fledgling god isnt even trying to use his power. why is that?

Alexander may be a god, but his morals come first, for him. Unless proven guilty, he is innocent.

He is waiting for his trial.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:If you cook it, [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation], * HE * will come.

*Makes Guiness World Record attempt at the Largest Mountain of Baked Potatoes and Cheese EVER*

Audriany wrote:WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME?!

Dear dear!

*Pats you on back*

I really don't know!

*Offers you a cup of hot sweet tea and a biscuit*

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Cyrtes wrote:Okay... I understand that you can travel through the dimensions of time, but how can you take weapons back with you? They'd probably be made out of some material that doesn't yet exist in the past, and if you take something back to a time that that something didn't exist, it should not exist there either.

You may wish to look up something called the "Law of the Conservation of Energy" (and Matter) - Nothing is created or destroyed - The Energy and Matter that formed those future weapons did exist in the Past they just weren't arranged or organised into the structures they formed in the Future.

Bringing back something that is more ordered and structured from the Future is certainly playing with the Second Law of Thermodynamics, Chaos, Entropy, Temporal Mechanics, and the fine structure of the Universe - But well, that's what Gods do I guess!

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Aotan wrote:POTATA are not the same. POTATA must be recognised as an individual species. POTATA is superior. Long live POTATA!

"potata"

Italian - Participle- potata - feminine singular of potato

Latin - Participle- pōtāta

- nominative feminine singular of pōtātus

- nominative neuter plural of pōtātus

- accusative neuter plural of pōtātus

- vocative feminine singular of pōtātus

- vocative neuter plural of pōtātus

- ablative feminine singular of pōtātus

I find that the dictionary, encyclopaedia, and the Internets supports the existence of "POTATA", but only as an effeminate Italian potato!

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

The Salaxalans wrote:SO MANY MESSAGES!!!

*collapses*

Also did everyone see the news post? Zombies soon. I hope it's not one of you that just shovels corpses into ditches. >_>

*Tries shovelling RMB messages into a ditch*

(There may be some zombies in there I didnt check!)

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

Anyone? Fancy peace?

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Tries shovelling RMB messages into a ditch*

(There may be some zombies in there I didnt check!)

Oh no, you.............................at least Parrona cremated the zombies on its land.

The Salaxalans, Grumpy Grandma

Grumpy Grandma wrote:*Tries shovelling RMB messages into a ditch*

(There may be some zombies in there I didnt check!)

**THUD**

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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Parrona wrote:Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

Please, I need potatogion, Audriany, Culveria and Faulknation to accept for it to be legitimate.

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Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

No.your alliance will be broken!

It doesn't concern you.

Haven't I already gave your land back, except for the resource outposts?

The accord has small prints that said resource outposts included. But Parrona won't be able to declare or join wars.

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I will return your land,you return what you hold on my land,fair deal? The rest is not yours to carry out.

Can we change the accord so that I can keep my outposts. I worked very hard for those outposts and I intend to keep them.

Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

Reconsider?

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I will return your land...............If not, I get to keep the land

Why not get it, by force.

(Taking popcorn) is there a show?

I am not going to agree to any treaty unless I get to keep my outposts. If it is not added to the treaty, then I shall keep them through force.

Snakkra wrote:(Taking popcorn) is there a show?

Not sure, I've just been trying to keep up with the sudden influx of notices but it's proved futile.

Oh well, war=profit. Hopefully these treaties break down.

I will give you a show. I declare war on you!

*crunch*I waited for this!

Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Esperossa wrote:yet

you cant touch them, they have a mark of cain on each one

I will annexe potatogion, Parrona is next!

Parrona wrote:Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

you will also stay away from these innocents you called "pagans" and tried to slaughter

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:I will annexe potatogion, Parrona is next!

Aggressor!

Culveria wrote:you will also stay away from these innocents you called "pagans" and tried to slaughter

I accept.

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:I will annexe potatogion, Parrona is next!

POTATOGION IS MINE TO TAKE!!!! NOT YOURS!!!

Parrona wrote:I accept.

than i accept your treaty

Faulknation is 3rd and Audriany is 4th!

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote: Faulknation is 3rd and Audriany is 4th!

NO ONE TOUCHES FAULKNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faulknation

(Crunch. .........crunch) this is good! Pop corn is delicious, and the show...........is good!

Snakkra wrote:(Crunch. .........crunch) this is good! Pop corn is delicious, and the show...........is good!

DO NOT INTERFERE!!!! Ryūjin kami no kōhai no gōon!!!! *roars and a devastating blast goes right by snakkra*

I will touch him, and you all will fall, with him!

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:I will touch him, and you all will fall, with him!

AS IF!!!!!!

1 world......out of many.......... mmm mmm popcorn.

I am watching, not interfering.

Grumpy Grandma

Yes, waste your energy on Snakkra.

Snakkra wrote:(Taking popcorn) is there a show?

Yes; a very poor one!

*Throws popcorn at main actors/agents of the show*

Now,live under the Reich or die!

What?................grumpy grandma will die for the insult!

Clearly a NAZI.

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Yes; a very poor one!

*Throws popcorn at main actors/agents of the show*

im not an actor grans

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Now,live under the Reich or die!

i cant die you fool. im a god

Climax is when the missiles fly.

Grumpy Grandma

Alexander is not guilty of treason, he is released.

This is the show!

Grumpy Grandma

Parrona wrote:Clearly a NAZI.

i agree

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:What?................grumpy grandma will die for the insult!

you wont touch this nice old lady you *bleep bleepity bleepy bleeper bleep bleep bleepist* (censored)

Grumpy Grandma

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Now,live under the Reich or die!

I'VE LIVED UNDER A REICH BEFORE YOU SORRY SON OF A B*TCH! - THAT REICH FELL, AND I AM STILL HERE!! - ARE YOU ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK YOURSELF MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE THAN THE PREVIOUS REICHS THAT CAME BEFORE?!

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:What?................grumpy grandma will die for the insult!
Er, no;... no I won't...

✊VIVE LA RÉSISTANCE!!!👊

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Popcorn.

Grumpy Grandma

VIVA LA PARRONA!

THE SUN RISES ON THE REICH!

(Crunch...................slurp)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:THE SUN RISES ON THE REICH!

Be sure that is the Sun rising, and not the wonderful glow of firestorms unleashed by heavy bombardment; bombs, napalm, nuclear missiles etc. on the horizon...

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:THE SUN RISES ON THE REICH!

and it falls there to *starts to bring a red supergiant star down unto the reich* surrender and you will survive

Grumpy Grandma

Grumpy Grandma wrote:I'VE LIVED UNDER A REICH BEFORE YOU SORRY SON OF A B*TCH! - THAT REICH FELL, AND I AM STILL HERE!! - ARE YOU ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK YOURSELF MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE THAN THE PREVIOUS REICHS THAT CAME BEFORE?!

Er, no;... no I won't...

✊VIVE LA RÉSISTANCE!!!👊

This REICH SHALL BE ETERNAL!

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:This REICH SHALL BE ETERNAL!

*cancels the star attack* yeah, eternally in hell *i alone charge the reich*

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:This REICH SHALL BE ETERNAL!

I've heard that before!

Parrona wrote:Urmmmmmmmmm.

i just realised an entire super giant star would destroy the planet and i have allies here so its best i just fight them head on *breaks into the reich*

Surrender?, snatch Berlin first, which you won't!

Pushes towards enemy capitals

peekaboo *in berlin now*

May I take some lands too?

Culveria wrote:POTATOGION IS MINE TO TAKE!!!! NOT YOURS!!!

I've done nothing to you. Why would you try to take my nation.

Pushes into everyone's capital, ha, takes back Berlin. Surrender! You scum.

Ryū no kami wa, ame ga jigoku!!!!! *blasts of destruction rain down continuously upon berlin*

(may i remind you its immpossible to get into culveria. and also duh you cant get in)

Potatogion wrote:I've done nothing to you. Why would you try to take my nation.

*shrugs as i wipe out berlins last bit*

Just like France, Parrona.

Faulknation

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Just like France, Parrona.

yaknow what? *BLEEP* you *supernova blasts inside berlin wiping the entire country off the face of the planet*

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