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Region: Spiritus
No, this is Patrick.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation
how dare you both make a joke of what i say!!! this is my home and you all will shut up and eat
Matrixulated, Faulknation
if you havent noticed we are currently in my home *a huge palace like castle*
ALLAHU AKBAR
Matrixulated
*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***
OGG Original Grumpy Grandpa: 3 bitcoins from Masylvana; 70000 kroners from Owllfarm; ten x 5LB bags of raw King Edwards from The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud; 10 bytecoins from [nation=The Salaxalans];
CLOGG Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma: 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes from Grumpy Grandma; ten x 5LB bags of King Edwards baked to perfection; the contents of Grumpy Grandpa's firearm cabinet from [nation=Darkweb];
A challenge: Can CLOGG bake 50 x 20lb hessian sacks of Red Russet Idahos and 25 x 10lb hessian sacks of Golden Yukons before Salaxalans can rescue any of them? If so, [nation=Matrixulated] wins... a lot of potatoes. Winner will be determined by which challenger posts next. ;)
Place your bets! (and tag me so I see them) Betting will remain open another day, approximately.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
*perfectly cooks all the red russet idahos in seconds*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
oops almost forgot the other potatoes *perfectly bakes the golden yukons in less than a second*
Grumpy Grandma
THE J-
JUICE.
THE JUICE.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
LITTLE JACK, GOD BLESS HIS HEART.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
??
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
THIS IS FOR ME NAN!
AND FOR HER HOUSE!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
*Sits back in her armchair*
Nice to see someone else help take the load off of me...
I was making "Beer-soaked Chilli Cheese Fries" and "Chicken Fried Wedges"...*Puts the sour cream dip on the table*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Cyrtes
That explains a lot.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Well slap my legs and call me Roger!
Who wouldn't want a 'Spud-Sabre' you Muppet?
I am the Studly Spud.
I was born a Spudi-Knight, you weak-minded fool!
* subtle motion of hand towards Matrixulated *
Now, you want to go home and rethink your life....
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
And the winner of [nation=Matrixulated]'s challenge is... [nation=Grumpy Grandma]!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
Hah Hahhhh!
Look again, Simulation - oops! - Simulnation of Matrixulated....Look again!
You imagine I'd let you bait me and ransom spuds like that?
You thought those hessian sacks contained actual potatoes?
Do you believe that my being Studly-er or Spudly-er has anything to do with my potatoes in this place?
Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
Hmmph!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma
hey noobs whaz up im xxxxfaggmlg430xxxxxxx
potatoes for everyone
Matrixulated
Matrixulated
Do you have a view of the lake of blood and fire? No? Then it's not as great as you claim.
Don't forget my other 10 ByteCoin bet on CLOGG, [nation=short]Istanialand[/nation]! :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Lads, who wants to join me on a cheeky nandos trip?
Matrixulated
YEAAAAAAH.
Matrixulated
Nobody.Bye.
Have a nice time with the scotsman.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good thing i already roped you up, FIRST OFF PORTUGAL. thats the place that got the best nandos right?
Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais
Matrixulated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nando%27s
Wikipedia saves the day once more!
Say goodbye to ignorance and replace it with the 'knowledge' of 14-year olds and some people who actually care!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
"Nando's" is not actually Portuguese food - It is Mozambican-Portuguese - Derived of a combined African and Portuguese colonial culinary influence - The best "Nando's" is probably in South Africa where it is headquartered.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
Grandma knows best as usual
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Okay, we are back lads. Me and the Spirrilads went to portugal but we found out there was no nandos. so me and the lads decided to finedine with the finest wine, of course we spend all of our money on the wine so we ate burger king (it was a coin flip) but we got so drunk that we are in south america right now and our plane that we stole ourselfs crashed and now we are trying to fight our way of a jungle with a wicked hangover, will talk to you after we are out of this jungle.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
*** The Spiritus Grumpy Grand-Fest 2016 ***
OGG Original Grumpy Grandpa: 3 bitcoins from Masylvana; 70000 kroners from Owllfarm; ten x 5LB bags of raw King Edwards from The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud; 10 bytecoins from [nation=The Salaxalans].
CLOGG Cookie Loving Original Grumpy Grandma: 10 bags of humbugs, 3 dozen freshly baked, hot and slightly gooey cookies, a tray of brownies, 3 dozen scones, a jar of clotted cream, strawberry conserve, a pot of tea, a pitcher of homemade lemonade, and some potato cakes from Grumpy Grandma; ten x 5LB bags of King Edwards baked to perfection; the contents of Grumpy Grandpa's firearm cabinet from [nation=Darkweb]; 10 bytecoins from [nation=The Salaxalans].
True love conquering all Two loaves of banana bread, an apple-cinnamon candle, and an unfinished novel from [nation=Istanialand].
If you'd like to place a bet, time is growing short. Tag me so you can be included.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
I will throw in my japanese 1976 reissue vinyl of Bob Dylan – Highway 61 Revisited for Istanialand wins?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I ONCE SAVED A POTATO FROM BEING MURDERED BY [B] CLOGG[/B].
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
...
...
this region...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Amazing isn't it you commie buggar?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais
U W0T M8
*MARRIES YOU*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
It's... something.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
GET OFF MY LAWN. OR NOT. I'M NOT SURE IF I WANT TO SCREW UP SPIRITUS' FOREIGN RELATIONS AT THE MOMENT.
IT'S TRUE.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
FECKIN DO IT YOU GLORIOUS BUGGAR.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
[I]GET OFF MY LAWN[/B][/I]
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Yeah. THIS region.
#[I][B]GET OFF MY LAWN[/B][/I]
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Hey guys, sorry for not being on much, I just am not getting as much joy out this game as I used to. I used to have like 11 puppet nations but now I'm down to my main 3 nations. Here's a protip for everyone that has just started: DO NOT make more than 4 nations, it puts a lot of stress on you after a while.
I really want to get back into this game but I don't want to at the same time. Anyone have any advice for me? There is no way I'm the only guy on here who went through this.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Exactly how did I attempt to murder a potato?! And what meds were you on when you witnessed said attempt?!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
#[I][B]GET OFF MY LAWN[/B][/I]
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
[I][B]#GET OFF MY LAWN[/B][/I]
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
GET ON MY LAWN
Grumpy Grandma
Baseball is now in my country
Post self-deleted by The Grumpy Grandpa.
YOU TRIED TO TURN IT INTO CURLY FRIES.
THE HORROR.
[B][I]#GET OFF MY LAWN[/I]
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Get off *our lawn
Matrixulated
Grandpa discovered the hashtag!
It's a miracle!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
You mean
It's a #miracle! #POTATA RULES.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
if you dont wanna do it, just dont do it, no harm in stopping really.
Matrixulated
Shia LaBeouf disagrees.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
SHIA SURPRISE!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Slowly attempting to turn spirituality into 100% of my God and 100% of my budget
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tlaghaaryok/detail=government
Actually starting to get there faster then I would of guessed
Matrixulated
GDP not god, damn you autocorrect
Matrixulated
BODY SLAM SUPERSTAR SHIA LABOEUF
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Faulknation
Have you tried joining the forums or IRC? If not, they could be a fresh new part of the game to get into.
Matrixulated
New poll... And new dispatch pinned to the WFE. THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!! ...in two weeks. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Where's the ready the POTATAs option?
:(
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nice red hand Saxotato.
Matrixulated
*stuffs 20 sack of red russet potatos down 9s throat uncooked and slams him into the oven on the temperature youd cook a turkey in* done
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
You're late, Salaxalans!
I have prophesied this event a long time ago!
Well, somewhat prophesied.
And it was a time longer than the avarage person can remember on this RMB.
And calling all zombies elderly might offend some zombies.
But still...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
im bored, whats happening everyone?
1234.
What good balancing on the poll.
zombies r really cool.
know whats cooler?
HOTCHICK S. COM
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
WAIT A MINUTE THIS ISNT THE GOOGLE SEARCH BAR
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
uhm gramps really??
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
thats disgraceful
The Salaxalans, Grumpy Grandma
You really want to give him the talk?
The "Sure, you can do X, but you shouldn't admit that you did X and should make Y dissappear just in case."-talk?
Your question might force our collective metaphorical hands.
And we would need to have the "Sure, you can do X, but you shouldn't admit that you did X and should make Y dissappear just in case."-talk with grandpa.
And I'm not going to be the one explaining it.
Do you copy?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
i have no idea what you just said
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Grumpy Grandma
Your feigned ignorance is noted.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
he probably already knows about the dragons and the princesses
Matrixulated, Haidao Island, Grumpy Grandma
What type of dragons do you have in your nation
Matrixulated
I was expecting a lot more screaming and panic about zombies. YOUR BRAINS ARE GOING TO BE EATEN SOON!!!!
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Djo, Grumpy Grandma
tsk tsk Grampa. Now you will be eaten by zombies.
Matrixulated
Regional Poll • ARE YOU READY FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???
Where's my potato option???
You promised, Salaxalans!
This is not spudly.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*in a dark corner of the ocean planet known as Paradise Moon, a large metal door hidden deep in an underwater metropolis opens, unveiling a mysterious caped figure, smelling vaguely of fish, and an arsenal of cure missiles, ready to defend the city*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Yaaaaay [nation=short]Paradise Moon[/nation]! :P
You can't fight zombies by throwing potatoes at them, [nation=short]The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation]. >_>
...although it might be fun to watch!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Okay, what the nuts. I just lowered my people's civil rights down to outlawed, and my authoritarianism went down a ton of points.
Matrixulated
HERESY!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You don't want to feed them!! That only makes them stronger! :P
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
What if they're on fireÂ…and explosiveÂ…and poisonedÂ…and filled with razor bladesÂ
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Me damn it now we got commies AND zombies to throw potatoes at?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What if they were highly-trained, black-ops, * Ninja-Spuds * that were full of 'zombie cure' just like the missiles?
I think that could be reason enough to honor your promise, Salaxalans!
You promised. We all read it clearly!
But, alas!
Yet again your cold, criminal, manipulation and suppression of Spiritan hearts & minds has . . . ha . . . hazzzzz. . . uhhh . . .
* thud! *
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
I'm not even sure what I promised. When was this? :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
DOWN WITH THE ZOMBIES
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Well OK....
If OGG says he's "down with the zombies," then I'm down with them too!
I guess Zombies are cool now?
But....not as cool as an army of Ninja-Spuds!
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
every kind of course, there god rules there
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
ya-know how to get rid of a zombie invasion? *raises a staff with a dragons claw holding an blue orb at the end of the staff and the ground rumbles and shakes as legions of legions of zombie dragons emerge from the earth and stand at the ready behind me* zombie dragons is how
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
ZOMBIE RIGHTS! ZOMBIES DESERVE RECOGNITION! Where is a nation of zombies when you need them.
Matrixulated, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
take them down *i say as the zombie dragons take to the skies and attack the horde of zombies wiping them out*
POTATOES WILL NEVER DIE! Má tá an hÉireann a dhéanamh, agus mar sin is féidir I!
Matrixulated
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Written by Refuge Isle.