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Also, WHERE IS THE F****** LEADER ISSUE! I have been waiting for like a week for the issue. It takes soooooo long.
Matrixulated
Imagine in real life : Your nation has 29 people.You need 1 more guy if you want to declare yourself the leader.
You then realize never will become a leader.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Why would you make a system of government that requires more people than your nation has?
Matrixulated
Salaxalans...................do not accept that embassy.
Matrixulated
Parrona,back at it again,repealing anything I say.
Matrixulated
Leader issue?
Matrixulated
When you get to 750 million people, you get a leader issue put into the normal circulation of issues. It makes it so you can name the leader of your nation.
Matrixulated
I just have been waiting for a while and have not gotten it.
Matrixulated
He will flood this place.....................
That is actually a good pointÂ
He will just talk in here while he still has his own region.
Matrixulated
That point aside.............Culveria does not have a forum embassy..............and you know what Salaxalans said about that................
Matrixulated
oh ok ^^ that is interesting.
Matrixulated
Good day, everyone
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Old Colbycountry
Hello, [nation=short]cyrtes[/nation].
Matrixulated, Old Colbycountry
Good night..................from here..........
Matrixulated
Good late-morning from here.
Matrixulated
good mid-morning!!
Matrixulated
AMERICAN TIME ZONE, YEAH!
Matrixulated
XD I am Eastern Standard. I take it you are american too?
Matrixulated, Parrona
American all the way. Unless you talk about politics, then I am a Canadian forest hermit.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands, Milaou
Good bloody moon from Gulags,friend.
Eastern Europe ftw.
Matrixulated
What country? There are like a brazilian countries there. (Hehe, brazilian)
Matrixulated, The Pie Islands
Majulah Singapura!
Matrixulated
Brazil?
You mean Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Russia,Finland, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova,Romania, Bulgaria, Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Albania, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus etc
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Ahh, the old American promise. I follow that philosophy too.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands
'Twas a play on words because brazilian sounds like a number.
I can't be helped to like any politician in America, they're all awful.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Most of them only want to fatten their wallets and push their beliefs off on all of us. I don't know what is worse, a politician or big business men.
Matrixulated
There isn't much difference.
Matrixulated
both are horribly corrupt and it is awful that it is affecting the country as a whole.
Matrixulated
That is sadly true. There are a few good ones, but the bad ones mask the good. Maybe in 2020 we will get better candidates running for president. One can only hope.
Matrixulated, Statens
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor for president 2020!
Make America civilised again!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
SALAXALANS 2020! Make America potato again.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
Let's have Canada take over America, not England. England tried that once, the tea party didn't go so well.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
hopefully but no doubt it will end up being a choice of who is the lesser evil again.
Matrixulated
Hopefully they will be lesser evils than the most recent candidates. But I think that trump will do whatever he can to help America.
Matrixulated
That was about some ungrateful *censored* not wanting to pay taxes AFTER they profited massively from tax money FROM the British empire.
And thus the "freedom-loving" (read profiteering cheapskates) Brits in America decided to start a war.
But this, of course, doesn't make a engaging story.
Thus they changed it to the "freedom" stuff.
It's not the first nor the last romanticed war.
Look, for example, at the Trojan wars.
The story is nice, but no one believes it is what truly happened.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*shooting ak-47s into the air while eagles sit on my shoulders and a nuclear bomb destroys some commies*
'MERICA! WE DON'T MAKE UP THE WARS, WE JUST MAKE THEM.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I think tjat he is going to mess up.. then again i think the same of clinton
Matrixulated, Russinadia
From what I have seen from his interviews after he won, he is actually not as bad as he seemed during the election. He is a semi-professional actor, but a lot of it was true. I just think that he will try his best to lead the country.
Matrixulated
I hope so.
Matrixulated
I so enjoy having you as my neighbors. please do not attack me my defenses are strong. :]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
Welcome, [nation=short]Top Gang[/nation]! Nice to have you here! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Welcome! [nation=short]Top Gang[/nation]
Matrixulated
What?
Are you saying Jar-Jar is a Sith or [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] is a Sith?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
a) roflmfao!
b) * Salaxato * is a killer nickname! Kudos [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] for that!
c) [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] would know about potatoes & vodka, so if a Salaxato & Tonic is a nice drink . . . order me two!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Statens
In the chat room during the election I named myself Salaxatato. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Statens
Congratulations to Singapore for beating the Holy Sh*t out of the world, again, in Academia!
They pwned the rankings, or were top 5, in all three of the mathematics, sciences, and literacy educational fields.
Look it up for yourselves!
Be warned though . . . when you see the whole rankings list it's f*cking depressing, shocking, and outright embarassiing if you're in the USA or Great Britain, or virtually anywhere outside of Asia in general!
Again, well-earned congratulations to Singapore!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*looking through drink recipes on a cabinet*
This one looks good! I'll just take the name off and replace it with,"The Salaxato."
(Take notes kids this is a simple yet delicious drink[if anyone asks, I didn't tell you])
*puts about an ounce and a half of blended whiskey into a tall ice-filled cup
Adds around four and a half to five ounces of ginger ale*
I should put a lemon spiral on this, butÂ… to keep the name sake up I'll add a potato spiral to it.
*makes another two and slides them down to [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation]*
There ya' go.
You copied my made up name for a not so made up drink after I used your made up name that I am accusing you of stealing?!?! Since it is slightly different, I can't sue you. Dang.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
civilized* ;)
*insert atomic bombs and American flags here*
I kid, I kid. I'm sure my British ancestors are rolling over in their graves right now. Then again, they were the ones that left in the first place, sooooo....
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We slipped down a bit in other areas, but we will be 1st again!
Make Singapore 1st again!
Matrixulated
Yeah mate, Gratz!
I did look, and now I wish I hadn't.
The UK was 15th in our highest placing.
Her Majesty will not be pleased.
No huzzah.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Erm....you misspelled my name Russ.
So I fixed it up right so the campaign banner reads....
* Studly Spud 2020! *
Make America Potato Again!
It's OK, an honest mistake I'm sure.
I'll need a running mate too.
Gotta hustle!
Huzzah
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Our former colonial master was beaten by a former colony!..................................us!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's no asteroid....
That's no small moon....
That's no space station....
That's planet [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]!!
Spacey-spud brother will deal with the Sith.
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Yeah, you just know Her Majesty is loving that tidbit.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I enjoy taunting leaders of former colonial powers.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You should send her a commiseration card with an all-expenses, first-class, V.I.P trip to Cavol as a token of your post-colonial gratitude for her earlier stewardship.
Or not!
Or send her a Singaporean Potato?
Perhaps a home-grown variant of the mighty King Edward?
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Jar jar.
If every American with a shotgun was a sith, American elections would a massive gambit pileups, where the biggest magnificent bastard wins.
Instead of a farce where one-eye becomes king.
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, America was a prime dumping place for scum and villains...
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You could simply say you like taunting the lleader of every country in the civilised world.
Colonising was quite a fad. The only ones who didn't where the ones who couldn't.
A poststamp like Belgium could control Congo. And that was AFTER the whole country was private property. You're just jealous my ancestors where better at being bastards than yours.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I've always kind of liked the sith, unless jar jar turns into one. I'll murder jar jar if given even the slightest chance.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Now I can't decide who to vote for. If I vote for you, salaxalans will probably mind control my nation and take over. If I vote for salaxalans, I'll be betraying potato-kind by voting against the potatoes. If I don't vote, I'll be no better than Portugal.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Statens
Post self-deleted by Milaou.
....
He-he-he's dead...?!?!?!?
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Russinadia Hopefully he will be helpful then.
on another note:
Is NS being weird for anyone else? IT's being wonky for me.
And he is alive XD i just had a typo
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
....
He-he-he's ALIVE?!??!?!?EVERYBODY RUN!!!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
ARE YOU CALLIN' ME CRAAAAAAA— ZEE?
I'M GUNNA CUT YOUR SKIN OFF AND EAT IT LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS!
EVER BEEN STABBED WITH A SOCK? AH-HAA!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
Three words, stay away russinadia.....................................
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
SOMEONE'S GETTIN' STABBEDÂ… IN THE ASS! I'M GUNNA CUT YER ORGANS OUT, AND MAKE A HAMBURGER OUT OF YER LUNGS!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands
Salaxalans, we might have a slight problem here!
Jump Drives!
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
HI-HAW! GIMME DEM PHALANGES!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
I am a kid.
Russinadia.
You traumatized me.
I will call the police on your...the thing you said someone's getting stabbed.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Harassment!
(Murder me, if you can find the red dot first.)
The Pie Islands
Betraying potato-kind? I am the champion of potatoes! :P
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Where are your parents little kid. Have a sucker.
*gives you a soccer with a suspicious razor blade inside it*
That'll make you feel real good.
I found it! It is the dot above the notification tab!
*pulls out a sock filled with batteries*
MURDER TIME!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can't chose one potato over the other! AHHHHHH!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
Not any red dot............
THE red dot
THE lion city
THE garden city
Not yet russ. .........
Now don't disturb me. ...................
Peek-a-bo,pryviet!
You didn't specify that. I won, give me my money.
I said the red dot.................
Not just any red dot!
You should know by now................unless you can't find it!
Murderer!
xD Sorry. NS was being stupid and I messed up the code stuff. I like my skin, please leave it be.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I've not murdered anyone yet as of now. Give me my money.
NS sometimes bugs out, it is very popular and the servers can't handle it sometimes.
I'll make ya a deal! I'll take half of your skin, that way people can still think your normal from one side.
Milaou
but I need my skin ;-; how about I just make food for you? You get a belly full, i get my skin. Win-Win!!
Sounds like a deal! What will you make me?
Milaou
Well, I know how to make plenty of food but I am best at making soups.
I could make Ally Soup. It's chicken, sausage corn chowder. Sometimes I add potatoes. It is my favorite to make.
Sounds delicious! Can you add a sandwich to the side, maybe a grilled cheese or a blt or something.
Milaou
XD yep. Grilled cheese and my soup it is!
YES! Sounds amazing, now I'm hungry.
Milaou
I really want to make my soup now. I think I will talk my family into it for next time next week. It has so much that goes into it and it has a long prep time but it is ssoooooooo gooooodd.
It sounds delicious. Maybe I will do the same.
Milaou
I could give you the recipe!
That would be great.
Milaou
I telegramed you the recipe. If you need any clarifications let me know! I should be online most of the weekend.
Thanks for the recipe. That does look like it will take a while, but will be worth it.
Milaou
It is so worth it. Just i hope you are good at eyeballing things. I only estimated the amount of stuff to put in it aside from the cans and amount of meat. I eyeball this whole recipe but on the plus side there should be enough to feed 6 or more people or have leftovers for a while or even freeze it for later!
Me and my family can make it for Christmas, and have food for the rest of break.
Matrixulated
probably! ^^ I hope you enjoy it!
On another note i am curious. How old are you? your statement sounds like you are older but still in highschool or college at the same time.
I am going to be offline until 6 or 7 tonight. SO i'll be back in 3-4 hours
ARE YOU BACK YET??
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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