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Itrosomia wrote:Me too!

Better.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy!

Any world that this insect inhabits are to be issued an Exterminatus order.

6 is just, not possible.

*klickity klick*

(Exterminatus tastes good with thyme)

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:I like board games. And turtles.

I like video games, board games, WALRUSSES, fire, and DESTRUCTION!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Anyone want to play a game?

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Anyone want to play a game?

Depends on the game.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Is there supposed to be a poll right now?

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Anyone want to play a game?

what game is it?

Itrosomia wrote:Anyone want to play a game?

what game is it?

alrightie i have one main and three puppets

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation]

[nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]

[nation=short]Aebiwaseon[/nation]

[nation=short]Steamcairn[/nation]

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alrightie i have one main and three puppets

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation]

[nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]

[nation=short]Aebiwaseon[/nation]

[nation=short]Steamcairn[/nation]

Why won't you delete the other ones? We are the most important, anyways.

The Parron Republic

and whens the next poll? oh and salaxalans you should make it open to everyone

Audriany wrote:Why won't you delete the other ones? We are the most important, anyways.

steamcairn and aebiwaseon are ones for the rp regions, and culveria is more important then here

Okay, I'm in JB, so I will "try" to make it quick.

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*klickity klick*

(Exterminatus tastes good with thyme)

Not when you're getting the cyclonic torpedoes...

Itrosomia wrote:Is there supposed to be a poll right now?

I think so...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what game is it?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what game is it?

Double posting is heresy!

(I think I am taking this sentence from someone...)

Audriany wrote:Why won't you delete the other ones? We are the most important, anyways.

Yes, remember your roots!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:and whens the next poll? oh and salaxalans you should make it open to everyone

You have a puppet here, so keep quiet.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:steamcairn and aebiwaseon are ones for the rp regions, and culveria is more important then here

Heresy!

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Okay, I'm in JB, so I will "try" to make it quick. Not when you're getting the cyclonic torpedoes...

I think so...

Double posting is heresy!

(I think I am taking this sentence from someone...)

Yes, remember your roots!

You have a puppet here, so keep quiet.

Heresy!

shush

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:Okay, I'm in JB, so I will "try" to make it quick. Not when you're getting the cyclonic torpedoes...

I think so...

Double posting is heresy!

(I think I am taking this sentence from someone...)

Yes, remember your roots!

You have a puppet here, so keep quiet.

Heresy!

*chitter*

(Wind has no effect on my kind because we are extremly aerodynamic so we can reach flying speeds of 192

Kilometers per hour)

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Sons Of Culveria wrote:*unlocks door to where the nations that ceased to exists bodies are kept* here you go, three died, several hundred dead people

You do realise that nations that pass on are immediately devoured by JZJ?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:shush

Feel the wrath of the Emperor!

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*chitter*

(Wind has no effect on my kind because we are extremly aerodynamic so we can reach flying speeds of 192

Kilometers per hour)

Not fast enough.

Mrglglglgland wrote:You do realise that nations that pass on are immediately devoured by JZJ?

Heresy!

Matrixulated

Mrglglglgland wrote:You do realise that nations that pass on are immediately devoured by JZJ?

he wasnt here, so they went into the waiting room, so i fed them to the hive

Sons Of Culveria wrote:he wasnt here, so they went into the waiting room, so i fed them to the hive

Heresy, they enter a processing factory, ran by Cyrtes, which packs said nation in a can for JZJ, and only JZJ, to open.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy, they enter a processing factory, ran by Cyrtes, which packs said nation in a can for JZJ, and only JZJ, to open.

would it be better if i said i removed the brains and souls from them before giving them to the hive?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Feel the wrath of the Emperor!

Not fast enough.

Heresy!

*BZZZZ*

(I meant that there is zero friction on our exoskeletons)

KREEEEEE!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:would it be better if i said i removed the brains and souls from them before giving them to the hive?

Nein.

The Parron Republic wrote:Nein.

*throws rock at parron*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws rock at parron*

*laughs when parron opens his mouth to let out his nonsense but gets a rock in the mouth instead*

Matrixulated

I've turned my nation into a commie state by accident :(

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

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Nansford wrote:I've turned my nation into a commie state by accident :(

how?

Also, [nation=short]nansford[/nation] I will endorse you if you endorse me.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:*laughs when parron opens his mouth to let out his nonsense but gets a rock in the mouth instead*

I laughed IRL at this post.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*throws rock at parron*

I challenge thee to a game of Warhammer 40k!

The Salaxalans

The Parron Republic wrote:I challenge thee to a game of Warhammer 40k!

I doubt that he will accept your challenge.

Everyone knows that crack is cheaper than warhammer 40k.

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:who wants pizza?

ME!

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:ME!

lets go get pizza

Sons Of Culveria wrote:lets go get pizza

Where from?

Itrosomia wrote:Where from?

Hotel California

Matrixulated

Alan Can wrote:Hotel California

Who are you?

Welcome to spiritus

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Where from?

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:KREEEEEE!!!

the kitchen of course

Alan Can wrote:Your mother

shall i bake you into the pizza?

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:the kitchen of course

*puts on chef hat and starts making pizza*

KREEEEEE!!!

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*puts on chef hat and starts making pizza*

KREEEEEE!!!

*helps tail and arms moving gracefully as i put everything together*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:shall i bake you into the pizza?

I will be delicious

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*helps tail and arms moving gracefully as i put everything together*

*Summons assembly line of walrus chefs*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:how?

Some poorly thought out decisions 's all

Itrosomia wrote:Also, [nation=short]nansford[/nation] I will endorse you if you endorse me.

No problem pal but you're gonna have to put those walruses, with their unorthodox cooking methods, away

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Nansford wrote:Some poorly thought out decisions 's all

No problem pal but you're gonna have to put those walruses, with their unorthodox cooking methods, away

No

Matrixulated

Nansford wrote:

No problem pal but you're gonna have to put those walruses, with their unorthodox cooking methods, away

The Parron Republic supports this statement!

Matrixulated

What's going on

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:The Parron Republic supports this statement!

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

*laughs*

Itrosomia wrote:Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Should I rub some salt in?

Matrixulated

Nah I'm good

Matrixulated

Silvanire wrote:What's going on

nobody really knows anymore

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Grrrrrrrrr!

Matrixulated

Elfshire wrote:nobody really knows anymore

oh okay

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

*roflmfao!*

The Parron Republic wrote:Should I rub some salt in?

A 'Salty Walrus' sounds like one of those freakish Urban Dictionary terms, like the infamous 'Dirty Sanchez.'

Ewww, [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] . . . just ewww!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Silvanire wrote:What's going on

Havoc.

Walrussesi cooking tips.

Delusional Dragon God-if-my-IQ-was-2points-lower-I'd-be-a-daffodil RMB spamming and verbal diarrhea.

Acerbic wit.

Sarcasm.

Shenanigans.

Confused Elves.

Angry Tex-Mex . . . and welcome to Spiritus!

Have a potato!

(Limited 'Temporarily-in-Anarchy' Edition potato!)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

Itrosomia wrote:*laughs when parron opens his mouth to let out his nonsense but gets a rock in the mouth instead*

Truly a classic 'Kodak Moment!'

Oooh wait, that's an ancient pop-culture reference that really shows my age.

Nevermind . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

So how do we discuss the new constitution?

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy! . . .

(Number) 6 is just, not possible!

Matrixulated wrote:. . .

Just follow these steps . . .

6) Get bitten on the arse by [nation=short]The_Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]

. . . M.

* voice quivering slightly *

Y-y-yes it is p-p-possible.

It c-could h-happen to you.

I have scars that p-p-prove it happened to me.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

Alekseandrea wrote:Translation for simpletons:

[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] roleplays unless it's funnier/more fun to not roleplay.

Which might mean, in extreme cases, that he doesn't roleplay at all or roleplays all the time, depending on the criteria mentioned above.

I have no idea what she just said!

Fake news!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Silvanire wrote:So how do we discuss the new constitution?

Sorry, Silv. I'm having a minor meltdown today.

I assume you're referring to the new Spiritus Constitution?

Awww, dammitt! I can't focus!

I need to get back into the 'Top 10 Most Intelligent Nations in Spiritus' rankings, and quickly!

The . . . the more I post . . . the more [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] I'm exposed to . . . brain cells dying . . . the RMB effect . . . potato deficiency . . . Anarchy! . . . mind control . . . Jezus did bite my buttcheek . . . there's a dog loose in the woods . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland

The Parron Republic wrote:To Spiritus?

yees

Matrixulated

Alan Can wrote:I will be delicious

*starts eating you*

*spits out in disgust*

*spew acid all over the terrible pizza*

KREEEEEE!!!

Matrixulated

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parron, if I said anything that hurt your feelings it was purely intentional.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

And I would have a battle of wits against you but I refuse to fight someone unarmed.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I mean, you must be the arithmetic, you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance from the RMB.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Before you reply, if you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

You know, I get very emotional when you are not posting on the RMB. That emotion is happiness.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

I only have a minute so I just wanted to remind everyone about the support fun constitutional convention on the forums! :P We're totally rebuilding the government, and need everyone's help! :D There are some links to it in the WFE, and the forums are here: http://www.spiritus.wtf

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:parron, if I said anything that hurt your feelings it was purely intentional.

I'm used to it.

Itrosomia wrote:And I would have a battle of wits against you but I refuse to fight someone unarmed.

Thing is, most of my neurons died reading the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos.

Itrosomia wrote:I mean, you must be the arithmetic, you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance from the RMB.

Add trouble, sounds like Culveria, subtract pleasure, also Culveria, divide attention, Culveria...

Next time, before posting, make sure all the points you are trying to make are in the same post.

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland

Unless there is something to reply to in another page.

Itrosomia wrote:Before you reply, if you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

Before you triple post, make sure that there won't be a fourth.

Itrosomia wrote:You know, I get very emotional when you are not posting on the RMB. That emotion is happiness.

Five posts in the row, come back when you have consolidated your thoughts.

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland

The Salaxalans wrote:I only have a minute so I just wanted to remind everyone about the support fun constitutional convention on the forums! :P We're totally rebuilding the government, and need everyone's help! :D There are some links to it in the WFE, and the forums are here: http://www.spiritus.wtf

Thank you.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Good evening, y'all

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:Good evening, y'all

Evening.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

How's everyone doing?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms, Statens

Crap I just realized I forgot a poll this week.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

The Salaxalans wrote:Crap I just realized I forgot a poll this week.

I didn't.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:I didn't.

What she said.

Blame it on the 'Temporary Anarchy' . . . one time only!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:What she said.

Blame it on the 'Temporary Anarchy' . . . one time only!

M.

The correct term is "wibbly wobbly timey wimey ball".

Or it simply was short for "I didn't forget the poll, but realised Salaxalans did forget about it.".

But that explanation would be so mundane.

Matrixulated, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

I'm afraid I have lost a lot of sanity-levels lately.

Has anyone else here experienced the horrors of Polythreme?

I feel my nightmares increase just being there.

The RNG is a cruel master.

Matrixulated

You play Fallen London?? Yes Polythreme is a nightmare I agree wholeheartedly. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

How is everyone this weekend? Staying warm and dry I hope. :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:You play Fallen London?? Yes Polythreme is a nightmare I agree wholeheartedly. :P

I do play.

I've given up on conquering Polythreme, for the moment.

I'm going to seek the name.

It can't possibly be as self-destructive as that d*mn godforsaken place called polythreme.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Andorempire wrote:How is everyone this weekend? Staying warm and dry I hope. :)

Were warm. Where I am it is 80 degrees.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

*Klicketly chitter*

(Since there is nothing interesting ping on i am going to do something.)

*starts making a giant automaton*

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Were warm.

"Were".

Is.

Wrong.

Just.

Wrong.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:"Were".

Is.

Wrong.

Just.

Wrong.

Grammar Nazi Triggered!

'Polythreme' research in progress . . . although, are you sure it's pronounced 'threme' and it's not your speech impediment at work?

Just checking, is all, I swear!

Researching . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Grammar Nazi Triggered!

'Polythreme' research in progress . . . although, are you sure it's pronounced 'threme' and it's not your speech impediment at work?

Just checking, is all, I swear!

Researching . . .

M.

I have no speech impediment!

You have one!

It's called "American"!

*Runs of, screaming*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I'm a little obsessed with Fallen London, been playing it for a little over two years now. Too bad I didn't know you played last week, I could have buried you under glasses of teeth and mushroom erotica during the Feast of the Exceptional Rose! :P

Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:I could have buried you under glasses of teeth and mushroom erotica during the Feast of the Exceptional Rose! :P

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds like haha.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

New to this game, if anyone has any tips I'd greatly appreciate them!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany

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