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Region: Spiritus
Not a bad idea. My factbook reads as this:
"Beware!
Prepare for my evil laugh.
Mwahaha!
There it is. It is done."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Unless you are an armed polar bear.
Do you accept armed penguins?
Inuits?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
^lol. Mines a bit more descriptive.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Just glancing at yours and can tell its a whole lot more impressive than mine. :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
He quoted orca and I instantly say those are super weak, they're cruise ships. Then I realize he's not talking about a ship. [image]http://ru.elite-dangerous.wikia.com/wiki/Orca?file=Latest_(4).jpg[/image]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Behold the mighty killer whale! (or well....dolphin technically.)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
The beluga and dolphin are cruise ships too. :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Send everything you have!
And lots of Exstasy!
Clubbers rave harder and club harder on 'Stussy!'
Mister Walruson has unleashed the pun-Smith virus and we are punder siege . . . buffering . . .
m. .. M . . I..i
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia
..join thE figHt!
$s-saave y.oursslvs.
*Immunize and inoculate!*
*Immunize and inoculate!*
--purge--
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Matrixulated has encountered an error and needs to close. ;)
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Chinese diplomat traveling to America.
Trump: play "Kung fu fighting" when they get here
Obama:You've got to be kidding me...
The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, Prunasia, Auztraalia
I have no idea what I should add to my fact book.
Matrixulated
Walrusses are sentient blobs of lard.
They can't swim, they float.
They are formed when polution and vegan remains become possessed by evil communist ghosts.
Their major contribution to this world is that one of their jokes makes everything else seem good, without actually improving anything.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
That's hurtful.
Matrixulated
Like Joy?
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Would anyone like some food?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Also I like communism.
Matrixulated
Sorry.
I didn't mean it about the vegan remains.
Matrixulated
But Salaxalans 2016!
Remember Salaxalans 2016!
When the commies assaulted thruth and justness!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I wasn't here in 2016.
Also, I accidentally put forth a legislation that made my country more capitalist.
Also, I say also way too much.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Wakey wakey everyone, it is another wonderful day in Wellington Wells. The weather is only slightly spammy with streaks of lovely sunshine. Everyone is doing what they should in Wellington Wells, smiling, laughing and taking their Joy. *leans closer to the camera* What. about. you. *nearby drones with screens surround Itrosomia* Yes, you! Are you doing what you should? Buahahahaha! Of course you are! After all, not a downer are you? You know what we do to downers around here? *alarms blare, cutting off any other sound*
Matrixulated
You are one sad little man.
You just stare at me all day.
*drones with screens surround parrona*
Screen: *makes the most annoying sound of all time*
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Prunasia.
Ooh, special mission!! Yay!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Yes, I would love some. What ya got?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens
I have bruschetta, polenta, gnocchi, Stromboli, mozzarella di bufala, saltimboca, pasta e fagoli, tartufo, and more.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia
Yum.
I'll have a bruschetta, followed by a Stromboli, followed by a salad, followed by a cheese and fruit plate, followed by a tartufo.
Thank you!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Vieni a mangiare!
*brings out course after course of food*
Your check sir.
*hands you the check*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Here you go.
*transfers bitcoins to your account*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I just kinda want bread
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
My finest bread!
*gives you my finest bread*
Would you like some oil and vinegar?
Or some tomatoes?
It makes very good bruschetta!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Hey [nation=short]Wonkies[/nation], [nation=short]arkhala[/nation], [nation=short]venchia[/nation], [nation=short]deluun[/nation], and [nation=short]the_greater_nether[/nation]!
Why are you guys never on the RMB?
What is the point of voting in the poll if you do not talk?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
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Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
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Maybe they don't want to. Don't pressure them.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Yay bread!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
I prefer democratic socialism.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia
I had that but I accidentally passed an issue.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
I fancy some fresh ciabatta, a little olive oil, and a light balsamic vinegar...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Quick! - Turn him off and on again!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*serves you that*
Matrixulated, Great British Federation
We also eat pretty much anything; including walruses, breakfast, lunch, and dinner...
Matrixulated
GSOD
Alekseandrea, Statens
* The MegaCity Times *
.......... CITY FINAL ..........
WEDNESDAY APRIL 12, 2017
Electronic Plague In Matrixulated
The malicious computer virus punsmith.exe is infecting nearly all the computers in Matrixulated and the people are crying out for the government to do something about it.
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Auztraalia
*itrosomia send care packages of "vaccines" to matrixulated*
Use these.
They will *cough*not*cough* cure them.
Matrixulated
Hello all. If you haven't heard elections for the Quende (Speaker) of this region's legislature are going to close VERY VERY SOON!!!
Why is this important you ask? A good question. Under the new constitution the legislature, called the Adûnaic League, is very very powerful. If they want to ban all mention of potatoes from the region, they could. If they wanted to put down certain requirements about what you can say on the RMB, they could. They can do pretty much anything they want, and the Quende is the person elected to lead and run it. Fortunately, anyone who becomes a Citizen of Spiritus can immediately join the League, which gives you a vote on any issues that might come up, such as electing the Quende.
If you are not yet registered for the forums, go here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/
Then become a citizen here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30162018/1/#new
Then finally ask to join the league here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30205255/ and then you can discuss and vote on anything and everything!
This is a pretty important few weeks in the region, so let me know if you have any questions either here, through a telegram, or on Discord.
- Toms
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
If you're still open I would LOVE some gnocchi! :P
Matrixulated
*serves salaxalans 6 pounds of gnocchi*
Here you go.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Ummmmm. Check the South Pacific's RMB.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
We might be raided.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
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The Matriarchy of Crazy Kongo Said
No got the name wrong it is Elijaia. He tried raiding TWP before on my orders but failed due to them having endorsement cap. Now I am going to send him to raid your stupid region.When he moves to your region just endorse him until he gets enough endorsements to be Delegate of your region. After he becomes Delegate he will declare loyalty to TNP and anyone who disagrees will be forced out. Sound like good idea?
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Crazy Kongo.
No
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Crazy Kongo.
Raiding is never a good idea.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia
You could raid somewhere else.
Where would you get your potatoes from then?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
I was just joking! Please don't ban me Spiritus rulers!
Latvia.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
*narrows eyes*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Besides the person who was going to come here to raid you guys is sleeping.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
No we won't.
No. Our founder is still "active".
...
OUR FOUNDER IS. STILL. ACTIVE.
That's what they all say.
And we believe you because?
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
I still want bread
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
More?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
No, just bread in general.
Bread is a good food
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Crazy Kongo.
*rings a bell*
Here you go.
*3 penguins waddle out*
These are bread making penguins.
Just ring a bell and they will make bread.
Matrixulated, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Cream of Mushroom and garlic bread? Please?
Matrixulated
Just ring a bell.
Matrixulated
[nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] TNP's RMB seems to be a weird place at the moment. :P
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
What's TNP?
Matrixulated
only because [nation=short]crazy_kongo[/nation] is there unfortunately
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
The
North
Pacific
The context should have clued you in.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Yay bread!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
They said they would raid us.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
We're quite safe from raiders, I assure you.
Raiders are only a problem for regions with no/a disappeared founder.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Good
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I like the west Pacific
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*rings bell*
Matrixulated
Do I get bread??? And were are the penguins??
Matrixulated
The penguins follow statens I think.
So then statens have to be online.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Totally No Puns
Mister Walruson!
M.
Consigahria, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
All the bread has been eaten!
*cough* walruses! *cough-cough*
And [nation=short]statens[/nation] may have already p-p-p-picked-up the Penguins. :)
M.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic
I probably ate all of the bread...whoops.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Alright.
Double post.
Triple post!
Quadru post
(is that even a term?)
I fear that this nation broke the forth wall!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I don't know what's happening, but I want to remind you that potatoes are pretty good.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Hear hear
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Prunasia, Auztraalia
God is good. (۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ )۶ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Which one?
We have multiple religions. Sorry.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why does no body remember to ring a bell?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Poll=A pizzeria!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Poll = Spud-U-Like !!
Huzzah!
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, The Parron Republic
Just leaf it alone
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Nope!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
I understand there are multiple gods, but I worship Yahweh, Jesus and El. To worship any other god would be idolatrous of a pious Jew. o3o
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
We are a Luciferian-dominant country. All other religions are silly.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
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