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Region: Spiritus
Those who hate the holidays can surely just refuse to participate
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
But what if I like showing my dislike for the holidays? :P
Anyway, away I goooooo (to sleepland)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Republic Of Parrona
The voice of the vocal minorities must be heard!
Or they'll become more vocal!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
Nah, someone call the Horsean Federation, guaranteed to run over the minorities without much trouble.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Where is my "sleeping" option?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Unfortunately, there is a limit as to how many options you can have in a poll - If I were to include all the infinitely weird, wonderful, eccentric, eclectic, surreal, and sublime possibilities we may need to build another Universe just to fit them all in...
Matrixulated, Parrona, Statens, The Republic Of Parrona, Raptor Jezus
Humans didnt defend from apes, as they each split down a separate evolutionary branch. Their relation is that that they share a common ancestor. And besides, not all apes are dirty, take for example the spiritus monkey butler, Jonathan.
Matrixulated
To be fair to apes, they are eligible for uplifting, walruses and lions however, are not.
Orcas, wolves, parrots, trouts and even eagles are better candidates compared to walruses.
(That's for allowing auto-correct to form your words)
Matrixulated, Raptor Jezus
Whaaaaaaat the fuhhh . . . O_O
Dammit! Beaten to the beat-down . . . Bah! Humbug!
Still . . . here's hoping Santa brings me the means to eradicate lard from the planet Earth.
Not many evolutionary branches on that tree.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Salmonan, Aaraksburg, The Republic Of Parrona, Raptor Jezus
Was worried that the walruses shut you down, good to see you.
(It would be humiliating for an AI to be shut down by walruses)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus
So, is Matrixulated going to go on a xenocide spree?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
He will not give you the means to eradicate lard, he will give walruses the means to eradicate lard, it's called coal.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I see Spiritus appears to be somewhat lacking when it comes to engaging with the Christmas spirit! - Your Founder seems to be stuck, perhaps possessed by the evil spirits of All Hallows Eve, you have a zombie "Pollster", and your poll indicates your fellow regional residents are not sharing in the good tidings of comfort and joy, nor full of giddy apprehension of the sound of jingle bells, reindeer hooves beating your rooftops, or the jolly refrain of yours truly...
Enjoy your deliveries of coal!
HO! HO!! HO!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
Ah, it's that time of the year again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Thanks! I will
Matrixulated, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen
Doesn't matter, it's not like Christmas is popular here.
Shame, you should fly here one day, and enjoy the kinetic artillery, and that's if you manage to take to space.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Raptor Jezus
3 people have picked roast potatoes?!
Sacrilege - how dare you roast baby potata!
In other news, my tax rate has doubled and average income halved thanks to one issue. I really hate nationstates sometimes...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
The Imperial Potata is seriously offended!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
(1) Fixed that for you!
(2) Take note! -
Kingdom: Animalia
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Phylum: Chordata
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Class: Mammalia
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Order: Primates
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Suborder: Haplorhini
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Infraorder: Simiiformes
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Family: Hominidae
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Genus: Homo
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Species: Homo sapiens
- You did descend from Apes (Primates), just not the same types of Apes that are alive and well today...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Ubermenschen, The Republic Of Parrona
*breaks alliance with Quaterna*
*forms one with the U.N.E; the biggest and only exporter of potatoes, chocolate, corn, sunflower, rose, carrots and alcohol*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Raptors are not as suitable for uplifting, wait your turn while we uplift the dolphins.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Potatoes need no uplifting.
Root and stem, they are tuberlicious life!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
My loving Uncle.
The ghost of Christmas past-being-relevant!
H.
U.
Z.
Z.
A.
H.!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cardboard Lootbox
Of course, we need not uplift food to enjoy it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Raptor Jezus
Doth not the hand raise the fork to thine lips?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Raptor Jezus
Not that, we mean technologically uplifting primitives, meanwhile, we are busy at the moment.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah, I'm currently rep...
*gets hit by notification spam*
...a bunch of Battlefleets went down, this is expensive.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sanjurika
You cannot "uplift" that which has already risen beyond your reach...
Everything grows and raises itself up to its natural heights......some things just naturally rise higher than others.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I changed my mind! - I can't let these puppets die!
- I should atleast let them grow to a reasonable size before allowing them to retire and take a long deserved rest!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Specially that Nether Regions one. Such class.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Control_Alt_De-lard.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes
Bought you a new head-protector and crayons for Christmas. Muppet!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Alright then...
*tut tut tut tut ching!*
(Parronia has changed their diplomatic status with us: justifying war)
Yes, Battlefleets rise higher than any planet-bound species.
Let's recreate that incident with that asteroid, except, let's increase the speed on this one, by a little...
*attaches warp drive onto asteroid*
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Gib... Clay...
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
no, go aways
(reference: https://i.redd.it/nge2nb4tjtfz.png )
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Merry 📈Capitalism💰 & Happy New 💸Debt📉!
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
May you exploit your free time this holiday...
Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
...Like the bourgeoisie exploit the working man.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
May your Christmas be as glorious...
Northern Sunrise Islands, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Ubermenschen
...as the 1917 Revolution.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ubermenschen
I hope you lose your Christmas weight...
Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
...and The Proletariat lose their chains.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
I hope that both snow, and the Capitalist system, fall this Christmas!
Northern Sunrise Islands, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Alekseandrea, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus
I wish you a Merry Christmas. May the fascists and capitalist pigs...
Northern Sunrise Islands
BAH! HUMBUG!!
Northern Sunrise Islands, Legendus, Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen, Raptor Jezus, Birlykhstan
Who said we are a planet-bound species?! - We have had many more millions of years of biological, cultural, economic, and technological evolution than you filthy mammals...
- How do you think we avoided that asteroid 65 million years ago?! - We left Earth behind!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Owwala achieves intergalactic travel in 6,000 years, also, you do know that you are talking to a reptilian official in a nation with an avian majority? I'm afraid that the UNE is not here.
(Parronia changes its planetary bombing stance to: Armageddon)
Best navy in the universe, uncontested in quality.
(quantity however...)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I got you a box of 'Depends'.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Republic Of Parrona
Hometown bias pushes me in favour of Greater Brazilistan, although The Nether Regions has the class.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Office of the Ambassador - 12/25/2017
Happy Holidays everyone!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Merry Christmas from Texas.
The Salaxalans
So a Brazilian Nether Regions is right up your alley?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 😂
Northern Sunrise Islands, Parrona
Nice, it's cute that you still need ships!
Pffft!! "Navy"?! *Laughs*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You're talking about those in the water, I assume, we call them naval craft, few and far between, mostly ceremonial.
Visari loyalists defeated, war takes toll.
If it's a she, I'd be interested, sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Parrona
Alright, I have a room for you, it's on the highest level, also, it's SGD500 per day, gotta maintain the standards, you know.
New poll!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, Quaterna
Hope you all had a good Christmas! :D
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna, Cetaceon
Post self-deleted by The Dark Norse.
I'd just like to say; my population has now reached 🎉5 BILLION!!!🎊
https://youtu.be/8Sz6shBVAJo
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Auztraalia, Cetaceon, Raptor Jezus
How do they... erhm... you keep it all... together?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Force
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I drew a game against Troyes on FIFA during Christmas. What a gift!
Godmodding, isn't it obvious? That's JZJ we're talking about, after all.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.
WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I GOT BOOZE IF Y'ALL WOULD LIKE TO CELEBRATE.
NOT ON MY LAWN THOUGH.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
For your convenience, I will levitate everyone that visits to partake in said booze, over your lawn...
*Sets up anti-gravity field over Grandpa's lawn*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Is it wine, beer, or vodka?
First time posting anything here, but as a new semester rolls in, as do all of the emails from teachers about what classes expect. My social studies teacher is going to give extra credit to whoever creates the most successful NationState, with the requirement it has to be new. She defined successful as having the best economy, with the most political freedoms and highest civil rights. As I am going to be creating a new nation, I was just wondering if you guys would have any tips.
Matrixulated, Statens
Post self-deleted by Hagalaz And Dagaz.
Over here in TRR Kandarin served as delegate for 7 consecutive years and it was glorious. The people of Spiritus have spoken and chosen their delegate. He must be doing a good job to retain the position for so long. If you don't like it then work your way up the ranks, get experience and run for delegate yourself like everyone else.
The Salaxalans, Catalyse, Alekseandrea
Can confirm Salaxalans is a day 1 baller
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I do, since she said nothing about economic freedom, try communism. Or, make like 7 different accounts and try different strategies for each. And once yo get really good in them, just stop taking issues.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hatsofftoyou
WINE... BEER... WHISKY...
BUT VODKA? NAH, SON. NONE OF THAT RUSKIE COMMIE SH!T.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Sooo . . . is [I]French[/I] wine, [I]German[/I] beer, or [I]Scottish[/I] whisky OK to bring along?
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
*brings in Finnish vodka*
This is not Russian, and is made by exploiting illegal immigrants, so it is made by corrupt and unethical local means.
A good vodka is just a drink that could only be made by Russians everyone.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Um, Asia is celebrating the New Year first, so, if you don't mind...
*borrows OGG's booze supply for 10 hours*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Kautas, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Beer tastes like water that has been stagnant (for god knows how long) to me, I don't know why.
Matrixulated
When in doubt, go with Merlot, or Champagne.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm a whisky man myself🥃
Cheers for the New Year's!
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, Marli, Kautas, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Really? 😯
I thought you were [I]THE[/I] water into wine guy, no?
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Happy new year guys! :) glad to see the group still alive. Ill probably be back playing this game in a few months
Matrixulated, Kautas, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I wish everyone a happy new year!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That old trick?!
- I did that like 2000 years ago; in Roman times! - They liked wine!🏺🥂🍾
- Beer🍺 and wine🍷 are fine, but "Holy Water" (as I call it) has a little fire and spirit to it!🥃
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Flowrisa, Parrona, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
SURE, WHO CARES.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
YOU BASTARDS.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Happy New Year! Make the best out of it!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens
AWW CRAP my nation that's been around for like 3 years just died...I was too bus to keep checking it...ugghhgh
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :P
Oh was that yesterday? Whoops...
Matrixulated, Bonaether, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens
[spoiler=I'm back]
And freezing
Seriously it's 1 degree Fahrenheit here (-17 Celsius)
I have a blanket in my locker. Everywhere is cold.
Thoughts and struggles of your own?
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Bonaether, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Welcome back!
Thank the Lord that while you were near-dead the other Lord, (JayZeeJay) didn't garlic butter-you-up for a festive feast.
(Ooooh, not this one, not this time Lord JayZeeJay!)
M.
Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey here in Maryland, USA!
The Baltimore Ravens just sh¡t the bed, at home, on Sunday, (roflmfao) and missed the NFL post-season play-offs!
Everyone around here is bitching and end-of-the-world-ing!
I'm a Vikings fan! Go Vikes! Skol!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens
Happy New Year. May 2018 be better than 17.
The Salaxalans, Statens
**Grabs leftover (over a day old) Popcornistan**
[sub](Popcornistan ceased to exist in Spiritus 1 day 8 hours ago)[/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Raptor Jezus
I get this sudden urge to start researching cure missiles.
I can't say why.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Raptor Jezus
Hmm. Same here
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus
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