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Alekseandrea wrote:Wait.

The witch-doctors curse people with different beliefs thus the victims are considered intolerant?

You see nothing wrong with this logic?

It's a self-fulfilling prophesy.

Wouldn't you become intolerant if unhygienic artifacts are thrown at you?

It's MEANT to be ironic. Besides, they try so hard to convert people and then get mad when they magic stuff thrown at them. Generally the spiritualities here in Viva don't do the whole conversion thing.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:It's MEANT to be ironic. Besides, they try so hard to convert people and then get mad when they magic stuff thrown at them. Generally the spiritualities here in Viva don't do the whole conversion thing.

It isn't conversion, it is simply returning people to their original state of mind.

We are all born as atheists.

Your "magic stuff" is the evil brainwashing menace!

Converting hapless fools to their intolerant dogma!

You monster!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:It isn't conversion, it is simply returning people to their original state of mind.

We are all born as atheists.

Your "magic stuff" is the evil brainwashing menace!

Converting hapless fools to their intolerant dogma!

You monster!

Science wasn't a concept until somewhere in the middle ages I think. Animism, shamanism & totemism were the first beleif systems. Albert Einstein wasn't a deity til way later.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Science wasn't a concept until somewhere in the middle ages I think. Animism, shamanism & totemism were the first beleif systems. Albert Einstein wasn't a deity til way later.

You might want to look into this guy named Socrates. He was killed for his atheistic beliefs before JC was even born.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Jack Chick wrote:You might want to look into this guy named Socrates. He was killed for his atheistic beliefs before JC was even born.

The point is science did not come before shamanism. We humans are not born atheists. We aren't born as ANY religion.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The point is science did not come before shamanism. We humans are not born atheists. We aren't born as ANY religion.

I guess that Shamanism did come before science, but neither the age of a belief, the number of its followers, or the strength of their convictions have any bearing on whether it's true.

I also don't understand why you're claiming that science is a religion. It's merely a method for evaluating truth claims about the universe; it has no dogma, tenets, or beliefs.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Jack Chick wrote:You might want to look into this guy named Socrates. He was killed for his atheistic beliefs before JC was even born.

By the way, Socrates wasn't exactly what you call an atheist. He was a philosopher, and he believed in free choice and critical thinking. He accepted a couple of gods, but made fun of many others. Last of all, Socrates wasn't killed because of his beliefs. He was killed because he confronted people with the truth about what they were doing, and, well, people don't exactly like being told what they're doing wrong, so they washed their hands of him.

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Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The point is science did not come before shamanism. We humans are not born atheists. We aren't born as ANY religion.

Atheism isn't science.

Atheism is simply not believing in one or multiple gods.

Nobody believes in Gods at the moment of their birth.

Therefore everyone is an born atheist.

Atheism isn't a religion.

That's like calling vegetarianism a religion.

It's more like a state of mind.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Socrates was accused of being an atheist. He had gods, but he had questions about them too.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Cyrtes wrote:By the way, Socrates wasn't exactly what you call an atheist. He was a philosopher, and he believed in free choice and critical thinking. He accepted a couple of gods, but made fun of many others. Last of all, Socrates wasn't killed because of his beliefs. He was killed because he confronted people with the truth about what they were doing, and, well, people don't exactly like being told what they're doing wrong, so they washed their hands of him.

Yet there were atheists among the old greeks,

The problem is that those who admitted it tended to be sentenced to death for blasphemy.

So naturally, most people weren't running around declaring their atheism.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Yet there were atheists among the old greeks,

The problem is that those who admitted it tended to be sentenced to death for blasphemy.

So naturally, most people weren't running around declaring their atheism.

Yes, there were atheists, though most people were agnostic, not believing that there was a god, and not believing that there wasn't one either, so: "We don't know, and we cannot know whether there is a god(s) or not." Atheism, as far as I know, generally assumes that god(s) does not exist. So far, I haven't seen any conclusive proof that god doesn't exist. On the other hand, I haven't seen any proof that god does exist either. In the end, as far as I can see, both atheism, and theism are beliefs. The freedom to believe there is/isn't a god is what Socrates really died for.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Cyrtes wrote:Yes, there were atheists, though most people were agnostic, not believing that there was a god, and not believing that there wasn't one either, so: "We don't know, and we cannot know whether there is a god(s) or not." Atheism, as far as I know, generally assumes that god(s) does not exist. So far, I haven't seen any conclusive proof that god doesn't exist. On the other hand, I haven't seen any proof that god does exist either. In the end, as far as I can see, both atheism, and theism are beliefs. The freedom to believe there is/isn't a god is what Socrates really died for.

My definition of atheism is broader than yours.

You think explicit rejection of all gods is needed for atheism.

I believe not believing in any gods is needed for atheism, no matter the reason for said belief.

Can one believe in that he does not know?

I would say no.

Therefore, using my definition, agnostics are atheists.

It is a matter of perspective.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:

Can one believe in that he does not know?

I would say no.

Therefore, using my definition, agnostics are atheists.

It is a matter of perspective.

I would turn the question around.

Can one not believe in that he does not know?

But you are right, it is a matter of perspective.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hey, guys. I'm new to the Nation States. How to stop all the telegrams? Also, I can be crazy too ;)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Necroholocaust wrote:Hey, guys. I'm new to the Nation States. How to stop all the telegrams? Also, I can be crazy too ;)

Hello and welcome!

You can turn off recruitement and/or other telegrams in the settings, under 'preferences'.

Matrixulated, Jack Chick

Cyrtes wrote:Hello and welcome!

You can turn off recruitement and/or other telegrams in the settings, under 'preferences'.

Thanks

Matrixulated

I've refounded ♥

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:My definition of atheism is broader than yours . . .

Size isn't everything.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Sors Ent

Also, great debate!

Good arguments, interesting to read, and very well presented.

Not everyone had the mental dexterity and intellectual savvy to hang in there to the end - probably distracted by something shiny, like beads - but kudos to y'all.

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Size isn't everything.

M.

But it does matter.

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Post self-deleted by Roavin.

Hey there!

The leaders of Spiritus, The South Pacific, and The Rejected Realms are having a Roundtable discussion in 6 minutes as part of our awesome Festival for Spirited Southern Rejects! You can read the transcript later (boring) OR join and watch right now: https://discord.gg/DvDX5xR - If you have any questions, go ahead and send them to me via TG or Discord. Would love to see you there! HYPE!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Welcome old friend! - Nice to see you got your old flag back!

**Passes you your slippers and pipe**

*Waves hand and cures what ails you*

Nowadays, young'uns don't respec' their elders like you do, lad. It's sad, innit?

Daziria wrote:*immediately gets off Grandpa's grumpy lawn*

AND STAY OUT, YE DALCOP!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Nowadays, young'uns don't respec' their elders like you do, lad. It's sad, innit?

AND STAY OUT, YE DALCOP!

*hands Grandpa TV remote*

Magic picture box, Pops. Just press the buttons...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

It wasn't meant to be a serious statement. It was a quote from a prominent figure in Vivi.

Interviewer:"So how do you feel about the whole Mexico immigration ordeal? Should we deport them or let them in?"

Senator Jinn: "I don't know. I'm kind of ON THE BORDER about this one"

Tazavania, The Crestfallen, Jack Chick, Sors Ent, One Taiwan State

Everyone who votes who cares on the questionaire is a party pooper.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Made "Merry Birthday" public domain.

Now it's played on the radio so much people want it to be a crime against humanity.

10/10 perfect logic.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bindo, Jack Chick

hau

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Maltena wrote:Made "Merry Birthday" public domain.

Now it's played on the radio so much people want it to be a crime against humanity.

10/10 perfect logic.

Along with One Direction.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Seamerica wrote:Everyone who votes who cares on the questionaire is a party pooper.

I was dismayed to see that Black Forest Gateau didn't make the list.

Best dessert in history.

Yes, I know the poll asked for favorite 'desert' but we all know Salaxalans makes & drinks his own potato moonshine and has dubious spelling skills at best.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Seamerica wrote:Everyone who votes who cares on the questionaire is a party pooper.

I care . . .

Arabian Desert.

Lawrence of Arabia.

'Nuff said.

*mic-drop*

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Can someone make a giant list of things that I can set as illegal or legal?

Matrixulated

For the poll of favorite desert, I put other. I went with the High Desert in Oregon and Washington, United states. It's a small desert but a big plateau. It snows a lot during the winter time and in the summer months there's mainly dry monsoons. It's rainshadowed from the towering cascade mountains and a completely different ecosystem from just across the mountians where it rains literally half the year.

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Gerock wrote:For the poll of favorite desert, I put other. I went with the High Desert in Oregon and Washington, United states. It's a small desert but a big plateau. It snows a lot during the winter time and in the summer months there's mainly dry monsoons. It's rainshadowed from the towering cascade mountains and a completely different ecosystem from just across the mountians where it rains literally half the year.

Beautiful description of somewhere unmolested by civilization.

It sounds idyllic.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Gerock, Jack Chick

Nice flag, [nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation].

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Gerock, Jack Chick

Same to you! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello, I realize I haven't said a nice hello to my fellow neighbors. How is everyone? I have only been playing this for a couple weeks but I do enjoy it. ^_^

☆ also, you can call me August

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Beautiful description of somewhere unmolested by civilization.

It sounds idyllic.

M.

Well actually, there's many cities and towns across the "desert" but most of these cities are secluded from one another.

Matrixulated

Hi [nation=short]The Crestfallen[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Hi [nation=short]The Crestfallen[/nation]! :D

Hello! *_*!

Matrixulated

The Crestfallen wrote:Hello, I realize I haven't said a nice hello to my fellow neighbors. How is everyone? I have only been playing this for a couple weeks but I do enjoy it. ^_^

☆ also, you can call me August

I really hope that isn't your real name.

Haven't you heard about the invisible, undetectable, memory-erasing psychopath, who hacked the internet with his undefeatable DDOS-attack of doom and tends to gruesomely slaughter those who dare to *gasp* reveal their true name in his diabolical playground?

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Alekseandrea wrote:I really hope that isn't your real name.

Haven't you heard about the invisible, undetectable, memory-erasing psychopath, who hacked the internet with his undefeatable DDOS-attack of doom and tends to gruesomely slaughter those who dare to *gasp* reveal their true name in his diabolical playground?

Well guess he will miss me, that is not my real name.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Gerock

The Crestfallen wrote:Well guess he will miss me, that is not my real name.

That's good.

I can only guess how much of his victims I have already forgotten. *shudders*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey, guys. I'm new to the region!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:That's good.

I can only guess how much of his victims I have already forgotten. *shudders*

He must like to keep it that way, I'm sure. Fear seems to drive most people.

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Gredia wrote:Hey, guys. I'm new to the region!

Hello! I'm August. I'm still pretty new too.

Matrixulated

Hi [nation=short]Gredia[/nation]! Welcome to Spiritus! :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Gredia wrote:Hey, guys. I'm new to the region!

Welcome!

Matrixulated

All Hail [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

Some guy attempted to shoot me, he missed.

And because I am a fair and square person, for him missing a bullet, I bombed his countries cities and screwed over their fields.

Don't question it.

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Gredia wrote:Hey, guys. I'm new to the region!

Hi, welcome to the region! As a new citizen you should consider registering on the Spiritus on Spiritus.wtf and joining our festival, and also apply for citizenship! It is well worth it, trust me, and it only takes 5 minutes!

Matrixulated, The Crestfallen

Maltena wrote:Some guy attempted to shoot me, he missed.

And because I am a fair and square person, for him missing a bullet, I bombed his countries cities and screwed over their fields.

Don't question it.

Sounds quite reasonable to me. You let him off too easy though.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Crestfallen wrote:Sounds quite reasonable to me. You let him off too easy though.

And how dare media post articles about "The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Gredia wrote:Hey, guys. I'm new to the region!

WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(it's obnoxious I know)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(done now).

I'll be here to answer any questions you may have. Come on down to the IRC whenever you can. But before that, at least create a forum account and apply for citizenship. That opens up a bunch of more opportunities for you to have fun. In fact I encourage anybody that has not done this to do this or I'll spam more exclamation points!!!!!!

Matrixulated, The Crestfallen

I have a frightening economy so I've got that going for me which is nice.

Gerock, Jack Chick

I had an issue about "self-driving cars",and I started just some weeks ago.

I'm growin' fast!

Matrixulated, Jack Chick

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:All Hail [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]!

You ate too much megalomaniacs. Again.

You really should get them out of your system.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:All Hail [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]!

Chief Crazy Bich suggests you always cook your prey thoroughly imediatley after it's dead. It's best to strike it with such deadly force that it is dead immediately in one blow. Preferably caused by blunt force damage to induce death so that there will not be any places where it can start gathering bacteria. Slashing, piercing and those other kinds of damage that create cuts and what not make it gather bacteria and spoil faster. Make sure you cook it all the way through so as not to get sick from insuficiently cooked meat. We once defeated some invading soldiers and put them on rotisserie. Our shaman got food poisoning cuz it wasn't cooked properly.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Crestfallen

I just noticed that you can challenge people? I was randomly looking at my friends stats and it showed up. Someone want to explain more of what its for?

I read the whole How to Play already, so I got that. I mean more of a why would I want to challenge him?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Crestfallen wrote:I just noticed that you can challenge people? I was randomly looking at my friends stats and it showed up. Someone want to explain more of what its for?

I read the whole How to Play already, so I got that. I mean more of a why would I want to challenge him?

Actually, I would like to know that as well

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Crestfallen

Cyrtes wrote:Actually, I would like to know that as well

And so we shall wait until someone explains lol Im also browsing the forums, just incase someone has already answered our concerns.

Matrixulated

The Crestfallen wrote:I just noticed that you can challenge people? I was randomly looking at my friends stats and it showed up. Someone want to explain more of what its for?

I read the whole How to Play already, so I got that. I mean more of a why would I want to challenge him?

Because you can and you want to.

No other reason.

And perhaps gloat a little.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Andromachean Entente.

The Crestfallen wrote:I just noticed that you can challenge people? I was randomly looking at my friends stats and it showed up. Someone want to explain more of what its for?

I read the whole How to Play already, so I got that. I mean more of a why would I want to challenge him?

Challenging someone is literraly declaring war on someone for no reason (or for a reason) (I don't really know) (I never tried it) (I would probably be dead) (I would probably definetly be dead) (Don't try this at home) (Or on this website) (Or right now)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:Challenging someone is literraly declaring war on someone for no reason (or for a reason) (I don't really know) (I never tried it) (I would probably be dead) (I would probably definetly be dead) (Don't try this at home) (Or on this website) (Or right now)

It isn't.

It is simply comparing stats.

With a level thingie.

There is NO war on nationstates.

Only raiding.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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Alekseandrea wrote:It isn't.

It is simply comparing stats.

With a level thingie.

There is NO war on nationstates.

Only raiding.

If you say so.

Then,why did I sometimes saw some nations with death tools from "War"?

(Or is that the result of raiding)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I also noticed you have war casualties too...

Saddest Assassination . . . John Lennon.

M.

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Audriany wrote:If you say so.

Then,why did I sometimes saw some nations with death tools from "War"?

(Or is that the result of raiding)

I believe raiding only can get you condemned.

Which basically is a 'you did something bad' sign that everyone can see, but does nothing else.

The deads of your citizens comes from answering issues in the 'kill those filthy maxtopians' fashion.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I believe raiding only can get you condemned.

Which basically is a 'you did something bad' sign that everyone can see, but does nothing else.

The deads of your citizens comes from answering issues in the 'kill those filthy maxtopians' fashion.

Issues that could make you go at war?Gotta watch for that,I'm not sure if I want to go to war anytime soon.Even if it does not really have any effect on my popullation growth.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

for those of you new to Spiritus, I've been here since nearly the beginning. It's my goal to ensure everyone in the region has at least 1 endorsement. As such, about every other month I go through the list of nations and ensure that I have endorsed everyone.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Crestfallen, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:You ate too much megalomaniacs. Again.

You really should get them out of your system.

Just Now:

I, Jezus Christ; "[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]", and the entirety of our population (consisting of a 1.962 billion strong Jedi-Zombi Jezuit horde) have implemented a nationwide "purge", under my instruction, and authority as leader, of this UnOrthodox Church - We have done this, by lacing the national water supply with "enhanced", "weapons grade", industrial strength laxatives - You have had your warning! Prepare for a tsunami of infected zombie excreta coming your way soon!!

[Bet that's a disturbing mental image!]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Where's Noah when you need him?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Have you relocated to Rio?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm a little late but the challenge thing is just a game they added for the tenth anniversary; you can challenge other nations and it picks random stats to compare; if you win you get points. It's a one-sided thing, I believe, so if the other person wins they don't get points, it's only the person challenging that gets anything (I may be totally wrong about this but that's how it seemed to me).

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The Salaxalans wrote:I'm a little late but the challenge thing is just a game they added for the tenth anniversary; you can challenge other nations and it picks random stats to compare; if you win you get points. It's a one-sided thing, I believe, so if the other person wins they don't get points, it's only the person challenging that gets anything (I may be totally wrong about this but that's how it seemed to me).

I appreciate the update. ^_^

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Saddest Assassination . . . John Lennon.

M.

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN JOHN LENNON AGH

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia

I'm voting Other for Lennon. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I don't know any other assasination other than JFK and Caesar...

Being stabbed by every person that doesn't like you is pretty scary.Poor guy.Without him,France wouldn't be the same.

(Well if another dictator can conquer Gaul,then it's not much of a problem,but I bet it would still change the history of France)

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Just Now:

I, Jezus Christ; "[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]", and the entirety of our population (consisting of a 1.962 billion strong Jedi-Zombi Jezuit horde) have implemented a nationwide "purge", under my instruction, and authority as leader, of this UnOrthodox Church - We have done this, by lacing the national water supply with "enhanced", "weapons grade", industrial strength laxatives - You have had your warning! Prepare for a tsunami of infected zombie excreta coming your way soon!!

[Bet that's a disturbing mental image!]

I always knew you were full of faeces.

But do you really have to spread it around?

After 2000-ish years you should have been potty-trained.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

"Consumption of Cat Memes have increased"

IT'S HAPPENING

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

For the saddest assassination I decided that it was one that is not one particular person.

The black man- white police man situation.

It just kills me to know that in a generation that prides itself on equality and civil rights that this sort of injustice is still being carried out.

Matrixulated

Cosmolate wrote:For the saddest assassination I decided that it was one that is not one particular person.

The black man- white police man situation.

It just kills me to know that in a generation that prides itself on equality and civil rights that this sort of injustice is still being carried out.

That aren't assassinations, but tragic accidents.

The policemen in most cases simply follow their training.

Which involves shooting someone there is the slight possibility of being shot themselves.

Because someone thought it was a good idea to give everyone and their dog acces to guns.

To protect them from said guns.

And then people get shot.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello Guys!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hello

Matrixulated

Hello, new neighbors!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

"Only adults may purchase violent video games."

Well,I bet a lot of kids in my country already have CS:GO either way.

Also,morning!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Audriany wrote:"Only adults may purchase violent video games."

Well,I bet a lot of kids in my country already have CS:GO either way.

Also,morning!

Soccermom logic:"Videogames encourage children to kill people."

Vivi Monarch replies: "I guess Columbus used to play 'Grand Theft continent' when he was little."

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick

The Salaxalans wrote:HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN JOHN LENNON AGH

The Salaxalans wrote:I'm voting Other for Lennon. :P

Don't feel bad, I don't, he was dead before I even got here.

Alekseandrea wrote:I always knew you were full of faeces.

But do you really have to spread it around?

After 2000-ish years you should have been potty-trained.

Awww come now Alekseandrea, you're just being faeces-tious. That poor man ure insulting has dung nothing to you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh

Audriany wrote:I don't know any other assasination other than JFK and Caesar...

Being stabbed by every person that doesn't like you is pretty scary.Poor guy.Without him,France wouldn't be the same.

(Well if another dictator can conquer Gaul,then it's not much of a problem,but I bet it would still change the history of France)

Ummm history isn't my strongest subject but didn't another dictator conquer Gaul circa 1939?

Just saying....

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Ummm history isn't my strongest subject but didn't another dictator conquer Gaul circa 1939?

Just saying....

You're right!Well half right...

It was 1940.

Gaul is now called "France",combined from Romans,Gauls and Franks.

The dictator is called Dolfy Hitler.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Breast milk is being used as fuel in my country, because after I allowed it's use in the dairy industry, I got the banner "Fuel the economy without mining."

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I always knew you were full of faeces.

But do you really have to spread it around?

After 2000-ish years you should have been potty-trained.

Using this sh¡t as a weapon of war is a higher standard of "potty training" than you've ever achieved!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Awww come now Alekseandrea, you're just being faeces-tious. That poor man you're insulting has dung nothing to you!
Sick of this sh¡t now?! - Time to end it?! - Wipe the slate clean?! - Ok let's flush these jokes down the toilet...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

"These gigantic husky mucular brutish looking guys with horned helmets showed up in Vivi once. They had these gigantic battleaxes and were all hairy and had big bushy beards. They were pale faced with hair colors we had never seen before. Some had hair the color of blood, some had hair yellow like the sun. They wore strange clothing and had shiny weapons of a strange silver rock." -Tribal speaker Katchara from the Initfunyhao tribe on the subject of 'Vikings' coming to Vivi.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

"They got a bit too big for their britches and thought they could colonize us. Some guy "erik da red", tough guy supposedly. We Vivis not get scared, if deez guys so big bad and mighty why we sent them packing in fear back to Vaikingland or whatever? Dey called us skreelings or something like that. They was nice at first but these norweejins or whatever had to go after dey started bein rude and tryin to kill us injuns."

"Hardyharhar weesa be da big bad leef eriksun peeple we be big and strong warriours dey said. Yeah right. Dey got dey booties handed to them by us Nate-of-redskins. All da udder white peeple in You're-up was mighty scared of da big bad Vikings at the time, thos Waschichu don't know nothing. Dey got driven out of Vivi land by a bunch of skinny feathered headress wearing technologically inferiour 'savages'. How big and bad can you be if you can't even defeat us Vivi with your superior iron weapons? WE Vivis are da big bad and tough warriours, not those Norweejin brutes"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Using this sh¡t as a weapon of war is a higher standard of "potty training" than you've ever achieved!

Sick of this sh¡t now?! - Time to end it?! - Wipe the slate clean?! - Ok let's flush these jokes down the toilet...

Actually you missed one.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:....Awww come now Alekseandrea, you're just being faeces-tious. That poor man ure insulting has dung nothing to you!

"....That poor man ure insulting...."

Sorry, your JZJ-ness, but not a typo.

Back to mining scat memes on PooTube. As you were, chaps.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Jack Chick wrote:Breast milk is being used as fuel in my country, because after I allowed it's use in the dairy industry, I got the banner "Fuel the economy without mining."

First....*pukes a little*

Second....what does it look like at the petrol station now when you go for a fill-up?

Is it now called the 'Dairy Station?'

What are your 'fuel' choices? - Skimmed, Low-Fat or F*ck Me You're Gonna Be So Fat?

What happens if you drive a Volkswagon and it turns out it always was lactose-intolerant but they covered it up and lied about it?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jack Chick

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