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Region: Spiritus
Decent, watching UEFA CL for some reason.
Matrixulated
Darn good, how bout you
Matrixulated
Good, still touching several sarcastic comments in low orbit.
And I'm going to have to start dodging some questions soon enough, CNY and all.
Matrixulated
I can you see when someone sends a mass telegram to you? Or does it just look like a normal one?
Matrixulated
I honestly don't know. Perhaps a look at the receivers might help you.
Matrixulated
I know you guys don't celebrate the lunar New Year, so I'm just going to state that we here have a 4 day long weekend because I now have nothing better to do other than dodge really sensitive questions*.
*something which I do every year
P. S.: then again, I could always pop over to KoD, but I lost too many neurons for it to be worth.
Edit I: Mainland Chinese gets 15 days off though.
Matrixulated
You're not? 😕
[I]Huzzuh-uh![/I]
Matrixulated
Ill test it. Anybody else get that telegram from that nation requesting an embassy this week?
Matrixulated
I'm not?
...
I can feel your brain fry, spudles. ;)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hola
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU GODDAMN HOODLUM RAPSCALLIONS.
[I'm sorry to say that I will be retiring from NS. I feel like the drama and pettiness drains my energy and happiness. I won't be leaving the region, but don't expect frequent posts. Thanks for being great hosts, Spiritus!]
Northern Sunrise Islands, Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Understandable. Good luck on the other side!
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
You know, it takes great restraint, and probably a loud deterrent, to keep me off your lawn. Now that the main deterrent that is the legal lawsuits is out of my way, I will, "take direct control of it to prevent communists from possessing the property. "
Direct rule from insert capital of large empire, such is the price of not succumbing to communism
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Regional SnActivity:-
▪1 day 9 hours ago: Celtia Cymru ceased to exist in Spiritus.
- The Lord's oldest formerly active nation hath returned to the dust from whence it came, and receded to the cobwebs at the back of my mind; to occasionally be paid momentary remembrance, not to be resurrected and/or return...
In the coming week/s further puppet nations will cease to exist, as I scale back my involvement in NS affairs - I must admit, I am considering withdrawal from my regional position in Spiritus, aswell as the WA - This is due to IRL concerns in the greater macroReality, impacting on my ability to care for my Creations within this reality...
Our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ hath forsaken this world, but not yet this region!
PREPARE FOR THE END OF DAYS & FINAL JUDGEMENT!!
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!!![/sub]
Legendus, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
We "heretics" have it better, for we have 24 gods to take care of us! [actually 31, but only 24 people (including me) that I know actually have accounts here, we just pass puppets around for sh*ts and giggles and to see how NS deals with 2 WA nations resigning, changing emails, and getting back in. ]
Matrixulated
Everyone's retiring or leaving NS? 🚶💨😔
Somebody hold me? 😢
[I]Huzzahhhh-no![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea
Nooooooo you can't leave us!! Not allowed. :P
Which nation?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Don't leave us Zombie-Jesus! D:
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
LOL
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia
*Holds you... ...down*
*Get's garlic butter*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia
You do realise that this specimen burns easily, what are you aiming for, a retirement involving self-immolation?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Erm, you know, he just wants his retirement to be...lit.
*awaits the moment another inquisitor bursts into one of my strongholds holding the inquisitorial rosette*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*puppet injects itself with poison, only to realise this specific poison kills slowly*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Who burns easily? Spuds? - I know I don't burn.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nooooooo!
You're supposed to be a beneficent Lord!
I ask for comfort and you, you [I]monster![/I] infer hideous blasphemy and gruesome culinary exploits!
Be gone you false deity!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Dammit!
A gift-wrapped golden opportunity to lay the Mother of all vitriolic slaps on Spuddles and I missed it!
Fuhhhhhhk! I wish I'd have checked the board sooner.
JayZeeJay brings the pain!
Huzzah! that for your hug!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
To be fair, potato fella, I tried the whole retiring thing.
Didn't really go well, so I figured I'd just keep travelling 'bout this place, see if I find anyone fun.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Ever heard of lances? (the energy based one)
Anyways, you just spared me the effort of dropping a whole war worth's of bombs on your position.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I mean I don't burn because I am a being of infinite pure energy that merely creates or possesses a material form whenever I so choose...
This was settled a long time ago, but perhaps you weren't around when I explained everything.
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
*insert long joke about my age and that one time I cheated death*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I kind of turned on GameShark. Somehow.
Matrixulated
. . . at band camp?
Slaanesh!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
New poll, people!
And now everyone (in Spiritus) can vote!
You can even vote for ME!
Isn't that nice?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm between bureaucrats, politics, the power company and the damned Brazilian weather.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Sorry, but my time here is also coming to an end. Not now, but in a couple months. Enjoy this blubber while you can!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
But then I'm the only pollster left.
I can't handle that amount of responsibility!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!😏
- 🤔Imagine NO POLLSTERS!! 😲
[sub]ℹ Do you remember the first poll published after the establishment of our "triumvirate"?! - It asked about which famous historical triumvirates we should emulate, and it was noted at the time that most triumvirates had ended with one of them disposing of the need for the others and becoming somewhat of a dictator?![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Dont worry, when I go, Im leaving such an enormous bang, that there will be no need for polls. All of the many secrets I have acquired over the years, will be revealed. Just a hint, I got them all archived in my telegrams, and I have 67 things archived.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I hate like the top 6
Matrixulated
How can I hate brain washers? They've convinced me they're the best!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer
HELLO PUNY HUMANS!!!! I'M NEW TO THIS GAME BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I CAN'T CRUSH YOU ALL IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!! IF ANYBODY SPOTS HE-MAN PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED TO SPEAK UP AND LET ME KNOW! ANYWAYS BACK TO OPPRESSING MY CIVILIANS!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Hah hah hahah! 😆
Invest in tin-foil....it's not just for fashion!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Neanderthal Muppet!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
big up vegan hate
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I don't actually hate or despise anyone, but the closed-minded, wilfully ignorant, irrational, and bigoted really get me riled up...
[sub]...then I realise I am being such, and thus hate myself![/sub]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy
What about the Neighbours? - F*cking smug b*stards beating us at Rugby both at Home & Away!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, Parrona
So you give the option to hate on "commies", but not Fascists, Nazis, or CAPITALIST PIG DOGS?!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy, Totally Not Korea
Post self-deleted by Eastazia.
*FILTHY CAPITALIST PIG DOGS?!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Parrona, Itrosomia, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy, Totally Not Korea
Well, I can't remember those sabotaging the Salaxans 2016 campaign with blatant lies.
And there is an " other" option.
So I don't see the problem.
Matrixulated, Parrona
You really like to hold a grudge don't you?
- It was just a silly little game event!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
It is not a grudge.
It is righteous fury.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Lies or "alternative facts"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Iroquois Confederacy
Oh boy, oh boy!
Gauntlet thrown down . . . and gauntlet snatched the Hell up!
Let the lardiness commence!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
O_O
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Hello! New nation state here, just wanted to say thanks for the invite!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Greetings & welcome to Spiritus!
Dear friend & neighbour, can I ask you have you heard of the glorious, joyous news?! - I am a representative of [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation], and I am here to tell you how to guarantee your place in the Afterlife through Ritual Theophagy - Could you perhaps spare a moment to discuss Our Lord and Saviour?
*Sticks foot in door*
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Marilyn Manson Freaks, Parrona
I would indeed be interested in hearing of your religion in greater detail, at your next convenience please feel free to contact me again so that we may speak on this further.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
RUN AWAAAAAY HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU!!
...and welcome. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
*Righteous fury intensifies*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Is this going to end up in an Exterminatus of all Tau planets, or the conquest and neutering of the Tau?
[sub]filthy space socialists...[/sub]
Edit I: [sub]neutering the Tau, talk about serving them a taste of their own medicine[/sub]
Edit II:
A...an explosion? Oh please, we all know your eventual and inevitable implosion is planetary. Oh and please do inform me when your implosion is imminent, after all, your planet looks, really ripe for harvesting really important, and thus requires an immediate invasion my protection so that I could make that planet barren prevent it from falling to the Tau.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
No. Of course not.
Historical precedent has thought me that rightious fury is a viable and sufficient method to make communists disappear.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hello Spiritus.
How is everyone doing?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Doing alright, man. And you?
Matrixulated, Marilyn Manson Freaks
Good, thanks for asking.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Pretty darn good, how about yourself
Matrixulated, Marilyn Manson Freaks
I'm great, thanks. :)
Matrixulated
Eh, no problem, fella. Cool music taste as well, do dig.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marilyn Manson Freaks
Thanks.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated
I am so close to getting number 1 in arms manufacturing in spiritus, and im 5th for defence forces. I AM A WARMONGER WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I must say it's not the quantity of weapons produced that truly matters.
It's how you use them.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Unless you are the Imperium of Man...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Typical female reaction!
Even for a pretend human female.
Sassy simulacrum!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
My poor noodle is still frazzled sooo.... I'm gonna leave that alone and let someone else incur the wrath of [I]the[/I] entity Alekseandrea.
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
It is the Entity, thank you very much Spuddles.
The capital letter is of grave importance!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MY PEOPLE WANT ME TO LOWER THEIR POLLUTION?!?! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, SOME KIND OF REASONABLE PERSON?!?!?
Northern Sunrise Islands, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*takes out chaos miniatures*
What is reason though?
Alekseandrea
Now now Matrixulated, I know you really want to fry your circuits but can you not fry your engines and/or fuel tanks first?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Everyone
I'm doing well on Tourism, Employment, Weather. That's about it though.
Also, what's cracking, fella?
I use them to kill my enemies and sometimes my allies
That's nice.
Rhinononon
Regional SnActivity:-
▪ 4 days ago: Light Balkanic Vinegga ceased to exist in Spiritus.
▪ 4 days ago: Spitzen-Polish ceased to exist in Spiritus.
▪ 4 days ago: Schitzen-Giggels ceased to exist in Spiritus.
[nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]
would like to note the passing of these 3 "Eastern Bloc"-based puppet nations - Their citizens have gone to the Salt Mines of the Eurasian Alliance, perhaps never to return...
Do svidanya tovarishch!
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
[sub][Edit] p.s. Raptor Jezus has also been assimilated back within the body of the Church, experiencing a moment of at-one-ment at a late lunch this past week... *Licks lips*[/sub]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, The Iroquois Confederacy
Since I am in the process of withdrawing from NationStates, and reducing my involvement therein, I have published a poll now, that may upset a few in the government of this region, but I think it is an interesting question to ask our residents, so I don't care that much if I ruffle a few feathers...
*Officially announces the publishing of a potentially controversial poll*
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Parrona, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes
Gasp!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
...and I would say; "All the above, just to start with!"
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
May I suggest crushing this "rebellion" with one swift stroke?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The People are watching, and such actions will result in Judgement.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No gods, no masters!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Iroquois Confederacy
Thus you are relinquishing that status afforded you by any Gods, Masters, or Evil Mind-controlling Alien Overlords?! Hmmm?!...
[sub]...To do otherwise is to seek to be a hypocrite![/sub]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer
There is no such thing as Evil Mind-controlling Alien Overlords.
The very concept is inconceivable.
Clearly religion has addled your brains.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Clearly Salaxalans has "probed" you hard, and inserted that chip right up your A*$, and that has addled your BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz!
*salivates*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My fellow 'Muricans🇺🇸, let us remember and celebrate how our Founding Fathers rebelled against the British🇬🇧,...
...because the wealthy elites of the time did not want the government holding them accountable for their tax evasion, smuggling, and fraud.
YARR!
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Iroquois Confederacy
- It's a beaut of a country too! - So grab a gun, or grab a beer! - Your choice!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Iroquois Confederacy
https://youtu.be/10Mml9OA_l4
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
Let me see this...poll.
*looks at poll*
Oh, we're going to acknowledge Salaxalans as a higher power? Alright.
EVERY MAN A GOD!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How about none of the above?
✊⚑
👏✌🏼Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
HAIL 2 U!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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