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Region: Spiritus
The reason I'm voting against, at least, is that the proposal is unnecessary. If it's alive, then killing it would be murder, which is illegal. If it's not yet alive, then it would be an abortion, which existing WA law states is legal. The proposal is at best redundant and at worst contradicts existing law.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm
i believe the operation has been in practice in the USA before but, not considered murder do to a loophole in the child not fully being birthed yet therefore, still being considered an abortion. Not sure but thats my memory of the issue from past knowledge. feel free to research it yourself online for more accurate details.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm
I see the reasoning in this. My best guess at the reason for this proposal is to define this as murder, as they may worry about some legal trickery finding a loophole in the wording of existing anti-murder laws. I do worry about the extremes that this new legislature could be taken to if passed though. Whichever way the nation of Spiritus votes, I shall support, but thank you no matter what happens for this friendly discussion full of the humor and fact mix that I have come to love from this region :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Noahjihadi, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My brother and I used to fight every morning, or so it seems now, over stupid breakfast hot pockets.
He'd snatch them off the grill and eat them before they were done.
It drove me maaaaaad!
I told him I hoped he'd get salmonella poisoning from the uncooked sausage inside the thing.
He never did.
My point being, I waited for my fist-full of flakey-pastry deliciousness to cook properly and actually become a hot pocket before I ate it.
I mean to say; it was always gonna be my breakfast, but my brother took his early when it wasn't a hot pocket which is just wrong.
I waited for mine and was rewarded with the real deal. Mmmmm....Hot Pocketsss!
Just thought I'd share.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand, Bigrealm
Your brother is a miscreant indeed.
May your righteous anger direct him to the path of reason.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm, Perti
Don't encourage that little frito-lay, puh-leeeez?
We lost his cold-breakfast eating older brother a three years back during his 4th tour in the Afghan.
He was a good kid. Not like Spudly, bless his little ballbag.
Like he said, he's a lover not a fighter.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bigrealm
Don't think the poll is very inclusive for people who can't have soda.
Matrixulated
The third option is basically yogurt though. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*New Recruitment Letter Suggestion Box*
- Must love potato(s)
- No allergies to the undead
- Must be fish-friendly
- Can only drink Coca-Cola products
- Spiritus is NOT diabetic-friendly
(but we have yoghurt)
Hmmm . . . feels like it's missing something.
Suggestions? Anybody?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
But...... BUT I AM DIABETIC!!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
Doesn't that make you jealous of triabetics?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
No, but mostly because I had no idea that was a thing until this very moment.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Does anyone know how to take on corrupt moderators. I got my wa account tooken down for false reports of cheating.
Matrixulated
You should probably talk to them first, it was likely an accident.
Matrixulated
-Proper spelling and grammar are mandatory
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Gerock
Back, i brought with me pepsi.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I don't trust [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation].
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I don't trust myself.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I tried speaking to the moderators but they were too stubborn to listen.
Matrixulated
I don't trust you newfangled kids, with your electric lighting and loud noises. Back in my day, we only had candles and whispering. And we had to walk uphill. In the snow. Both ways!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Gramps, is that you?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Was it a TRAIL OF TEARS?
Where is this magical direction changing hill?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I liked that hill. Falling down was fatal though...
Matrixulated
Thanks to everyone that endorsed me - i have endorsed you back :)
Happy to keep doing this as well :)
Grab a Coke and have a great day.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Bigfoot was found in Vivi country, granted refuge from evil government science programs that want to perform cruel experiments on it.
The Crestfallen
So?
Test dummies are expensive.
You know how many you need for live testing of napalm distribution methods?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Endangered species are protected here. As a nation ruled by the indigenous tribal culture, we respect the environment.
Respect needs to come from both sides.
Can a species/tree/other vermin really give you respect?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
They are INCAPABLE of the kind of respect human cultures wish for due to their less advanced brains. Not UNWILLING. Therefore we respect them, even though they cannot reciprocate it. Partially due to our tribal spirituality, human caused species extinction is treated in a similar manner to genocide here... Meaning it ain't gonna fly over here.
Should I vote to keep the Pacific condemned or no?
Matrixulated
That would have made a great brexit banner advertisement instead of that stupid fu**ing bus.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I'm a fish and I respect people...
Up to a point.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Also, I'm not vermin!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
... also much better than a stupid fu**ing bus.
(no disrespect Sunfish, I'm cool with the scales)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
No, no, it's not an error. I deliberately quoted Alekseandrea three times.
That retort was so funny, is so funny, my eyes are still full of tears from laughing so hard.
Comedy gold, man. Classic!
Hey Mods, please don't delete my post right away, let me have a few hours in the sun to look at this and laugh my a$$ off. Then delete it, it's fine.
Well-played Alekseandrea, bravo!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
Well this got lost in the hysterical, non-sensical, and the inane, (yeah, I'm looking at you nephew!)
Vote your conscience, mate.
WA stuff doesn't usually get discussed here, but on the Spiritus boards, or in the chat-room you'll find a much more willing, (and capable) audience.
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/
M.
Alekseandrea
All fish matter!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'll take 7 fish and 7 loaves, and feed you all...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can't decide if this is boasting or a veiled threath.
Well, it isn't my problem.
It's Sunfish's.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The ocean sunfish or common mola is the heaviest known bony fish in the world. It has an average adult weight between 247 and 1,000 kg.
-Wikipedia
So if you come near me I'll jump on you.
#SunfishLivesMatter
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'll stick you in an aquarium.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
A pool is easier to get than an aquarium of Sunfish's size.
He's fa... *cough cough* heavy boned.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I didn't think that was your thing, aren't you all about the corpses, the brainzzz and bum cheeks, and such?
#SunfishLivesMatter
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Quick! Steak, chocolate, or lasagna?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Steak. It rhymes with fsteak.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm here to announce that my country, the Republic of Bindo, is now on the scene.
We are great. We are always winning. Bigly. In social progressivism, we're the best. You wanna know why? We're really rich. In all the polls, we're winning, winning, winning. We have made our country great, and we will Make Spiritus Great Again!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Unified Hope
I'm off for a week; don't burn too much down while I'm gone! :D
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*a telephone rings in a dark room*
*A dark figure picks answers the call*
"Start operation 'Ragnarok' authorisation code 46dft456ddfeajk7"
"Understood."
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*I dive for the phone and begin dialling maniacally . . . I complete the call*
"Hello, and welcome to State Farm Insurance where we know a thing or two because we've seen a . . ."
"Yeah, f*ck that thing or two, have you guys ever seen an 'Operation Ragnarok?'"
*line goes dead*
"Hello? Hello? Anybody there . . . . Hello?"
*static*
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We prefer to eat Trout over here. Sunfish are bit too HEAVY for our tastes. *emphasizing heavy to imply fat*
TIL we have Saltwater Humpback Pandas (?) in my nation.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
😢
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
I stopped playing this for about a year and then I remembered it and here I am :)
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Sounds like it's supposed to be Kawaii, but it sounds just plain freakish😂
In a nation full of cannibals Jhenne Aiko's lyrics in "post to be" are a favorite....
Istanialand
Arkorzka would like to join this region for Asylum.
Matrixulated, Istanialand
*gets the matches*
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Immigrants are great. They're terrific. Spiritus is always winning with those seeking asylum. We're that great. 10,000 Islands doesn't provide that kind of asylum. We're really winning.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*eats the matches*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
Don't worry I got tons of matches!
And if someone wants Pizza, I mean our Employment and Agriculture is pretty bad, but at least we got Pizza Industry going for us over here.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
*eats the entire Pizza industry*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*eats all of Blitze's cake*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
*consumes the means of production*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Devours ALL*
*Leaves trail of destruction filled fire and brimstone, the cries of the suffering, and the sound of the hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse; Death, War, Famine, & Pestilence upon all existence*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
*kills pestilence with weaponised antibiotics.*
*Takes sunglasses out of his pocket and puts them on in a dramatic way.*
"Well, that was surprisingly easy."
*long silence*
*runs away*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wait, I'm late to the party. Can I run away too?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Its all getting to conflicty for me here
Matrixulated
Sure.
Help yourself.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Cheif Crazy Bich begins rallying cannibal tribal warriours around a fire. The shamanic witchdoctor does all sorts of hudoo medicine to get them in the spirit to eat some nice tasty.... PIZZA?!
Alekseandrea
*eats himself out of the zombie and eats the world* :D Also, everyone, elections are currently going on in Spiritus on the forums at Spiritus.wtf If you are a citizen, you can run for the Regional Assembly, President (I don't suggest that if you are new), or just vote! Please join us and participate :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*eats application for presidency and builds a wall*
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*gets the matches*
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm new here. Can somebody help we out with the game. It's cool so far
Matrixulated, Istanialand
Hi Bushnel! I suggest you register on our forums at Spiritus.wtf and apply for citizenship! I also suggest joining us on our irc channel at #spiritus I would suggest checking out the forum and what is has to offer while also checking out what your nation can do! Hope this helps, any questions you want to ask, I am more than happy to answer :)
Matrixulated
1. Respond to issues to affect your country.
2. Jump in on the message boards at random times.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Bushnell8685, Jack Chick
Public Nudity Is Compulsory in my nation now:
Wonderful
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Im new to nationstates? I dont know what to do. I've answered all the issues now what? I already joined this region so why do i keep getting telegrams?
Matrixulated, Istanialand
That's because other nations REALLY want you to pack up and move to their region. You can block all recruitment telegrams by clicking the "Telegrams" button, followed by the "Preferences" link.
Matrixulated, Bushnell8685
*eats cheese*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
Be like me and take away all the people's freedom. It's the easiest way. It's definitely not crazy hAheHaAh
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors"
I have not heard that one before.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Jack Chick
You'll get more issues over time.
Matrixulated, Jack Chick
*is a day late, but offers cake in celebration of WA repealing its perma-ban!* ^-^
Matrixulated, Bigrealm
I have!
Matrixulated
Cheif Crazy Bich gets drunk and starts mocking the American national anthem.
I had an issue with 5 answers, one was something with gender equality and civil rights, I accepted it maybe before 100% reading it.
The text that comes up was roughly: "People have trouble with relating to the military because of the masks they wear".
Um... yeah..
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Jack Chick
My nation is pretty much Brook Farm
Matrixulated
I am thinking of making a family of instruments based on these following clefs and what they'll be tuned in in parentheses: French Violin (E), Treble (C), Soprano (A), Mezzo-Soprano (F), Alto (D), Tenor (B), Baritone (G), Bass (E), Sub-bass (C), 8va/15ma Treble/Alto/Bass, and 8vb/15mb Treble/Alto/Bass. I'm thinking of calling it the Miralophone.
Here's a strawpoll about what the instrument's range: http://www.strawpoll.me/10850906
Matrixulated
You'll want to avoid that. The lexicon of some of these issues are designed to trick you.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I really like how in this game all of the newer nations have well-thought out names which sound nice and then you have nations which have names like The Explosion Of Great Aquariums
Matrixulated, The Xylophian Islands, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand, Mrglglglgland, Audriany
That made me laugh out loud...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Bushnell8685
Bb to High F all day long baby!
The name has a ring to it too.
Miralophone . . . sorta rolls of your tongue.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
. . . obviously never parented teenaged juvenile delinquents.
. . . ah! Someone who knows my pain!
M.
The Xylophian Islands, Alekseandrea, Istanialand
But are your people all still butt fugly?
"In The Kingdom of the Blind, The One Eyed Man is King"
. . . as the saying goes, so if I show up on vacation in Happiest Place In The Galaxy I have to know I'm gonna get some action.
Its gotta be compulsory with all the nudity, or I ain't coming.
M.
The Xylophian Islands, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I believe there might be something that will ruin your little scheme.
It is called 'standards'.
Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
I mean, nudity is allowed here in Elfshire, but that doesn't mean I would like everyone parading around in their birthday suits.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What's the point when there's nothing left to burn, any air with which it to burn in, or anything around to see it?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Rolls a roundel of Cheddar down a hill and into a gorge*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon
*jumps into gorge*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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