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Darkweb wrote:May I recommend your own gun?

WHAT KIND OF SAVAGE AM I TO SHOOT MY PRECIOUS SHOTGUN?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Satanic Crusader

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHAT KIND OF SAVAGE AM I TO SHOOT MY PRECIOUS SHOTGUN?

An old savage.

Probably.I don't know,just give me a break.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Empire Democratique Francais, Satanic Crusader

Friend: "Check if you have issues."

Me: "Obviously I have issues-Oh, you mean on NationStates. Right."

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:WHAT KIND OF SAVAGE AM I TO SHOOT MY PRECIOUS SHOTGUN?

One with a generous spirit, to let people onto your lawn without making them face any consequences...

And, after you've gotten rid of the shotgun, could you please remove the tapeworms as well?

*looks hopefully*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

...is this the new official Spiritus Swimming Pool? :D

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:...is this the new official Spiritus Swimming Pool? :D

If you don't mind tapeworms, buckshot and the fact it's only 2 cubic meters, I suppose it is.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

\o/

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Since I'm involved in Warzone Africa, I have to ask, aren't you meant to have an application and stuff for embassies on the Spiritus forum to create an embassy? Or is that specifically when another region request embassies, and not when Spiritus requests them?

The poll should have contained an extra option:

-->They're all pretty useless.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Malphe wrote:Since I'm involved in Warzone Africa, I have to ask, aren't you meant to have an application and stuff for embassies on the Spiritus forum to create an embassy? Or is that specifically when another region request embassies, and not when Spiritus requests them?

endorse me

Alekseandrea wrote:The poll should have contained an extra option:

-->They're all pretty useless.

hahaha

Alekseandrea

Putaoya wrote:endorse me

I'm not even in this region, pal.

Hey guys, it's us, the Cheapskates of Spiritus. Sorry about that.

Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Haidao Island

I feel like taking over some other country for more land

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:An old savage.

Probably.I don't know,just give me a break.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Cyrtes wrote:One with a generous spirit, to let people onto your lawn without making them face any consequences...

And, after you've gotten rid of the shotgun, could you please remove the tapeworms as well?

*looks hopefully*

*PLANTS MINES IN GARDEN*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

Haidao Island wrote:I feel like taking over some other country for more land

You could make a try for Original Grumpy Grandpa's lawn.

If it ends in buckshot poisoning, can I have your stuff?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais

Also....new poll = bag of dicks.

All 4 options suck.

Missing 5th option = who the Hell gives a (I'm sick of all things Harry Potter-verse) sh*t?!

Everybody knows the one, the ONLY, 'best artifact' is....

....The House of Fabergé, Imperial Coronation Potato.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

I should just have a "potato option for study spud" option in each poll. :P

[nation=short]Malphe[/nation], for all embassies applying on the forums and whatnot is the correct process, with the one exception being warzones. I just think it's fun to try to have embassies with all of them. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN.

*PLANTS MINES IN GARDEN*

You allow parasites on your lawn, but not people. Intriguing. Glad to know you have your priorities straight.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:You could make a try for Original Grumpy Grandpa's lawn.

If it ends in buckshot poisoning, can I have your stuff?

All you would get would be mashed potatoes.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

Post self-deleted by Blitze.

I am a mashed potato :P

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Empire Democratique Francais

The Salaxalans wrote:I should just have a "potato option for study spud" option in each poll. :P

[nation=short]Malphe[/nation], for all embassies applying on the forums and whatnot is the correct process, with the one exception being warzones. I just think it's fun to try to have embassies with all of them. :P

K, thanks!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

How did my country become so free that it is now corrupt? Sounds just like real life...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Maytreya

Kosovostan wrote:How did my country become so free that it is now corrupt? Sounds just like real life...

hahah for real :D

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:You allow parasites on your lawn, but not people. Intriguing. Glad to know you have your priorities straight.

Well, there's an important difference: the parasites can't talk.

Old people like silence, you know.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, there's an important difference: the parasites can't talk.

Old people like silence, you know.

Very true, that's probably why.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

*secretly itches left ball and discovers it isnt there* so ,wacha being doing on weekend guys

Matrixulated

Ran

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, there's an important difference: the parasites can't talk.

Old people like silence, you know.

Why would he want a loud shotgun then though?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Maytreya wrote:*secretly itches left ball and discovers it isnt there* so ,wacha being doing on weekend guys

Exploring the world known as the Internet.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:Exploring the world known as the Internet.

thats cool,i was in a village full of crazy mothafugas in there,they tried to teach me how to hunt and chop wood ,but i said f@ck it ,where the f@ck is my left ball ?! so they thought i was gay ,after that i was running naked in a forest avoiding the rifle fire from the pickup they were in ,okay the last piece is not true ,but i really enjoyed the village,clear air and stuff.Now back to exploring internet ,at once !

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Maytreya wrote: thats cool,i was in a village full of crazy mothafugas in there,they tried to teach me how to hunt and chop wood ,but i said f@ck it ,where the f@ck is my left ball ?! so they thought i was gay ,after that i was running naked in a forest avoiding the rifle fire from the pickup they were in ,okay the last piece is not true ,but i really enjoyed the village,clear air and stuff.Now back to exploring internet ,at once !
What à Nice week end, playing hide and seek with à bunch of crazy guerilla mod rednecks

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Maytreya

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:What à Nice week end, playing hide and seek with à bunch of crazy guerilla mod rednecks

haha :D i live in Georgian Republic,people from our villages are mostly kind ,very traditious and tought.so i went there looking fresh for some reason(blue slim jeans,earring,blue shirt etc.),it was really awkward :Deven woman were more masculine than me :D

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:RanWhy would he want a loud shotgun then though?

To make sure nothing else makes 'noise'.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Maytreya wrote:*secretly itches left ball and discovers it isnt there* so ,wacha being doing on weekend guys

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD ONE BALL? HITLER.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Maytreya

Alekseandrea wrote:To make sure nothing else makes 'noise'.

This is true. So he keeps the parasites and shotgun to keep away "unwanted noise." The mystery has been solved!

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Ustrabrona wrote:What would happen if I strapped rocket boosters to the bottom of my country and land it on other nations?

Like, would that plan work?

I can't even begin to imagine the amount of energy that would require.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Can someone explain how the World Assembly works? What is it for?

I got the cake issue and it says "A neighboring country in Spiritus made an offensive movie about Ursardeos"

Who did it?

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Ustrabrona

Spidercow wrote:Can someone explain how the World Assembly works? What is it for?

Think of the United Nations

Ursardeos wrote:I got the cake issue and it says "A neighboring country in Spiritus made an offensive movie about Ursardeos"

Who did it?

MAYBE IT WAS US.

MAYBE IT WASNT.

ACTUALLY, THE CHANCES OF A MICRO MICRONATION-- IN THIS CASE, MY HOUSE, BEING CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A FULL MOVIE ABOUT URSADEOS ARE QUITE LOW UNLESS I AM BEING FUNDED BY EXTERIOR SOURCES.

ERGO, IT PROBABLY WASN'T ME.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos

Potato

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Cheese

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Mjaumjau wrote:Cheese

Sfe wrote:Potato

Potato with cheese

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Spidercow

Sfe wrote:Potato

Mjaumjau wrote:Cheese

Cyrtes wrote:Potato with cheese

Cheesy Potato

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Post self-deleted by Sfe.

Sfe wrote:Potato

Mjaumjau wrote:Cheese

Cyrtes wrote:Potato with cheese

Spidercow wrote:Cheesy Potato

Cheesed potato

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Sfe wrote:Potato

Mjaumjau wrote:Cheese

Cyrtes wrote:Potato with cheese

Spidercow wrote:Cheesy Potato

Sfe wrote:Cheesed potato

All the cheesy potatoes

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People

GivE Me YoUR POtaTos!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Sfe wrote:Cheesed potato

Endorse me

Greapackwaliland

Crisse de calice de tabarnak d'osti de sacrement, how long was I out?

Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:Crisse de calice de tabarnak d'osti de sacrement, how long was I out?
Je ne sais pas ce que vous venez de dire. At least a good millennia

Matrixulated, Greapackwaliland, Empire Democratique Francais

Russinadia wrote:Je ne sais pas ce que vous venez de dire. At least a good millennia

Sorry, only French I know are French Canadian curse words, what was that? And damn.

Empire Democratique Francais

Telason wrote:GivE Me YoUR POtaTos!!

Ummm no

Owllfarm wrote: Sorry, only French I know are French Canadian curse words, what was that? And damn.
But you know them Well... It is more osti de Christ i think but...

ching chong whats up guys? ching chang gonna steal all yo potatoes

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais, Maytreya

Russinadia wrote:Je ne sais pas ce que vous venez de dire. At least a good millennia

Shouldn't it be "voulez dire" instead of "venez de dire"?

You did use Google translate, didn't you?

"Going to say" apparently doesn't get properly translated.

Shocker.

Matrixulated, Elfshire

Post self-deleted by Maytreya.

Google translate cant translate sh[nation=short]it[/nation].if world was ruled by me THIS wouldnt have happened.vote for david

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Shouldn't it be "voulez dire" instead of "venez de dire"?

You did use Google translate, didn't you?

"Going to say" apparently doesn't get properly translated.

Shocker.

I have no idea how to speak French. I only speak 'murican. As far as I know, French was invented by Google.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea

Russinadia wrote:I have no idea how to speak French. I only speak 'murican. As far as I know, French was invented by Google.

Polly-voo Franzee?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

Alekseandrea wrote: Shouldn't it be "voulez dire" instead of "venez de dire"? You did use Google translate,  didn't you? "Going to say" apparently doesn't get properly translated. Shocker.
Both are grammatically correct, but is true that it sound more common to say "ce que vous voulez dire" ;)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Elfshire wrote:Polly-voo Franzee?

No Polly-voo French

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Laughing Buddha

More cheese

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Both are grammatically correct, but is true that it sound more common to say "ce que vous voulez dire" ;)

So my French lessons weren't all in vain.

I can't express how good that feels.

Because it doesn't.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais

Hi everyone,

I'm brand new to this and to be honest I don't really have an idea of what to say, but I look forward to working/associating/???ing with you all.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Maytreya, Spidercow

Elegischen wrote:Hi everyone,

I'm brand new to this and to be honest I don't really have an idea of what to say, but I look forward to working/associating/???ing with you all.

Welcome to spiritus! I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Matrixulated, Greapackwaliland, Elegischen

Hello [nation=short]Elegischen[/nation]!!! This place is a little crazy, just hang onto your potato so nobody steals it. :P

Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Firaticottia, Maytreya, Elegischen

I love these potato convos

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau

Mjaumjau wrote:More cheese

More cheesey potatoes it is

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau

Elegischen wrote:Hi everyone,

I'm brand new to this and to be honest I don't really have an idea of what to say, but I look forward to working/associating/???ing with you all.

Its ok man.same here.just act natural.this is really nice community <3 i am nearly one week here and this is what i learned :D so enjoy da game playaaa !!

Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais, Elegischen

Poopslandia wrote:More cheesey potatoes it is

I have an abundance of cheese now that I'm growing it locally if you want some :)

The Salaxalans, Ceardia, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau, The Great Potato Empire, Poopslandia

Best Cheesiest Movie Ever . . . ?

Philadelphia (Tom Hanks & Denzel)

So . . .

Best Potato or Spuddiest Movie Ever?

. . . . . . . .

M.

Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:But you know them Well... It is more osti de Christ i think but...

If I was speaking French, probably. Different dialect.

Matrixulated

Owllfarm wrote:If I was speaking French, probably. Different dialect.

Well, French French, I guess would be a better way to put it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ustrabrona, Maytreya

Sorry for the late message, I had a long day at school (welp). Thank you all so much for the warm welcomes, I'm really glad I chose to join. <3

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Maytreya

Matrixulated wrote:Best Cheesiest Movie Ever . . . ?

Philadelphia (Tom Hanks & Denzel)

So . . .

Best Potato or Spuddiest Movie Ever?

. . . . . . . .

M.

Give this one a go it is very educational and spuddy

https://youtu.be/vSHrNwQle1E

Mjaumjau, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Best Cheesiest Movie Ever . . . ?

Philadelphia (Tom Hanks & Denzel)

So . . .

Best Potato or Spuddiest Movie Ever?

. . . . . . . .

M.

I got mine!

It'll be tough to beat, methinks, muahahhah

- My Own Private Idaho (River Phoenix, Keanu Reeves)

Hah!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Maytreya

Matrixulated wrote:Best Cheesiest Movie Ever . . . ?

Philadelphia (Tom Hanks & Denzel)

So . . .

Best Potato or Spuddiest Movie Ever?

. . . . . . . .

M.

Well there is a book and film series, in South Africa literally titled 'Spud'.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

How do you do fellow kids?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Maytreya

How Do You Do Fellow Kids wrote:How do you do fellow kids?

You'd better not let Grumpy Grandpa hear that... He's grouchy enough as it is... (:

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

VOUS ÊTES INCAPABLE DE PRATIQUER LA LANGUE FRANÇAISE.

VA, MANANTS! GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:VOUS ÊTES INCAPABLE DE PRATIQUER LA LANGUE FRANÇAISE.

VA, MANANTS! GET OFF MY LAWN.

non

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:VOUS ÊTES INCAPABLE DE PRATIQUER LA LANGUE FRANÇAISE.

VA, MANANTS! GET OFF MY LAWN.

Mais je trouve vous avez un trés belle pelouse! Je peux faire du camping dans votre pelouse? Et je peux nager dans votre étang aussi? S'il vous plaît?

Alekseandrea

hi

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Ustrabrona

Howdoesitsurvie wrote:hi

Hi

The Salaxalans

Hello! Be sure to check out our forums and IRC (links above); I see you've already found our chat here!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Cyrtes wrote:Hi

Hi

The Salaxalans

Faulknation wrote:non

NON.

Cyrtes wrote:Mais je trouve vous avez un trés belle pelouse! Je peux faire du camping dans votre pelouse? Et je peux nager dans votre étang aussi? S'il vous plaît?

NON.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NON.

NON.

NEIN

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Faulknation wrote:NEIN

NET

The Salaxalans, Laughing Buddha

Faulknation wrote:NEIN

PUTAIN!

ITS THE GODDAMNED GERMANS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:PUTAIN!

ITS THE GODDAMNED GERMANS

CYOKA BLYET

Laughing Buddha

The Salaxalans wrote:I should just have a "potato option for study spud" option in each poll. :P .... :P

study spud ???

study spud ???

O_O

Hey, Mister OGG, sir?

May I borrow your shotgun, please?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:Best Cheesiest Movie Ever . . . ?

Philadelphia (Tom Hanks & Denzel)

So . . .

Best Potato or Spuddiest Movie Ever?

. . . . . . . .

M.

Cheesiest Movie Ever . . . ?

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006) Sarah Silverman

Best Potato or Spuddiest Movie Ever . . . ?

Sex Lives of the Potato Men (2004) Johnny Vegas

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

....but THIS beats all....

41 Of Your Favourite Movies If They Were About Potatoes - BuzzFeed

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/life-is-potato?

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:....but THIS beats all....

41 Of Your Favourite Movies If They Were About Potatoes - BuzzFeed

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/life-is-potato?

Huzzah!

*applauds from the background*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:PUTAIN!

ITS THE GODDAMNED GERMANS

What?

Zee Germans?

You had two hunting trips to bag 'zee Germans' Mister OGG, sir.

It's like with Pokemon, Grandpa, you gotta get 'em all!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

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