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Region: Spiritus
Oh gosh what the fu@ck have you done!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
how about favorite god, potato jesus, zombi jesus, or Draconos, or the some of the other gods
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What if I told you that:
Free will is an illusion?
Reality is an hallucination?
You simply exist, no more, no less?
And we're out of red pills?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
What if none of us really exist tho. What if we're just illusions controlled and being watched by another civilization.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
We should do this poll I think
I'm bored... anyone wanna do something?
thatd be a difficult poll, wait no parrons there thats an easy one
pun war?
Nah
I have to reload.
33 minutes early.
Have you had your Joy?
Self advertisement, this peasant disgusts me.
Oh look, it's the Lord of Spam, the Self-Proclaimed Dragon God, and a godmodder.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I know a poll!
Waffles
pancakes
Potatos but I like waffles
Potatos but I like Pancakes
Sausage
eggs
Beans
Brains
Anything
Bleach
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
And what is your species?
I'm thinking blobfish
dont insult blobfish, theyre cool. and blobby
The peasants disgust me.
*Deleted*
That aside, I see a list of them...
Sons of Culveria
Itrosomia
Amidar-Go...
I can't continue...
😬
Sorry blobfish!
I would say parron is a Proboscis monkey but parron's nose is bigger.
Cool!
I looked up parron and found the monkfish.
Look it up, it's cool.
Not quite.
Simulations is the word you (probably) meant to use.
We would not be illusions, "reality" would be.
While this would, no doubt, explain the average intelligence of humankind (to save processing power, of course),
it still leaves us with a simple question: why?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
There is no simulation. Just go back to your normal life and forget this or you will be terminated.
NOW HAVE A TACO!
*dances*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
The nation?
Krogans
Andals
Eldars
Humans
Quillaruns
Phoniqueans
Hanseans
Parlians
Prawnee
And Orawans.
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Me?
I am a Phoniquean.
-Lord-Regent Benjamin III
i got a wine orchard when i looked it up
I looked phoniquen (or whatever) up and saw no results relating to it. What is it?
AND STOP QUOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks away*
Here, have one.
*hands over a bottle full of red pills*
Lunatic.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
It's not supposed to make sense.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You are a genius.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Simulations...
Did someone say SIMULNATIONS?!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic
These peasants are always shouting.
-Lord-Regent Benjamin III
last i checked you have no govermental status here, here you are a peasant too
Itrosomia
Technically, here I have more power than you since I am a squire and you are a shoe shiner sooooo...
SHINE MY SHOES!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
We are not talking about the region, mind you. The first nation has a peculiar population, to say the least, the other one, is lead by a delusional King.
But, do I want to know?
Once the thruth is learned, it is not easily forgotten.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Those disgusting NS stats? You use them?
I don't use them, so compare something else.
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My HDI is way higher than yours
My intelligence is way higher
Matrixulated
Do you even do the issues? You haven't changed like, ever.
Matrixulated
NS stats, again.
Human Development Index? Do we even have a natural Human population?
I have existed for an infinitely longer time than you.
Issues, forget it.
The sad thing is that genius is a relative term.
Nah, a simulation in a simulation is silly.
Anyone can understand that.
What you want is a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation.
You know, like "Inception", the difference being that it makes sense.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic
try looking at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] to see
The Parron Republic
Finally, you managed to look further!
Even NS is not that old.
Not the country, I mean the person
see this one
No evidence to support the statement.
The player controlling Culveria claims to be 16, does that mean that he is, without doubt, 16?
I am the lord of chaos and I was just sitting there for eternity until *gags* creation started existing. I am just slowly deteriorating it so I can get back to being there for eternity.
May I cook you?
Can anybody here guess my age?
hmm dunno
If you win you can tell me one post to delete
(Terms and conditions may apply)
By this I mean my current form that I am possessing.
A warm welcome [nation=short]usoqia[/nation] !
Have a free potato!
*hands you a potato*
Matrixulated
You claim to be the lord of chaos, there is no evidence to support the statement.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
How eloquent!
Beautifully written, indeed.
Bravo!
M.
(For a robot! Yeah, she's still faaaaaake!)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
I have power over you......
you just read this because I made you [nation=short]the_parron_republic[/nation]
Matrixulated
I would just like to notify the poll makers that this poll has the most likes
This message is sponsored by ITROSOMIA. Endorse ITROSOMIA today.
*Pumps your face full of shameless advertising*
The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic
*throws a walrus at itrosomia* NO POTATOES
Concrete evidence? Like bending the rules of reality in a country?
Matrixulated
*hugs the walrus*
Thanks for the walrus!
Matrixulated
Ok...KAZAM!
A dog in Scandinavia now has 9 ears.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Transmission from the Ministry of Culture
The Parron Republic will recognise the following religions effective 2020 of the 52nd cycle,
Flemingovism
Sol Invictus
Dranism
Potatoism
This is an official statement from the Parron Republic.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hah hah hahhhh!
Then you'd all be living in my world, MY world!
Living as Bluepills inside Matrixulated
Now, calm down, Coppertops, back to sleeeep . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Your world is in my world and my world is my world.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
You forgot walrism.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
The Ministry of Justice and the Ministry of Finance
As part of our efforts to clamp down on corruption, the following species will no longer be exempt from the Bill of Corruption.
Dragons
Humans
Eldars
Qulayans
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I woul like the poll makers [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] and [nation=short]the_spirit[/nation] to view this
*starts injecting everyone with advertising*
Endorse Itrosomia today!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
I post, therefore I am.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Amalgam Of Atoms, The Parron Republic
I am suppressed, therefore I am.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Hey, anyone wanna go get tacos/burritos?
The Parron Republic
KREEEEEE!!!
*puts on chef hat and starts making burritos and tacos*
The Parron Republic
HOW DARE YOU THROW AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!
Thank you for showing the walruses some love [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]. Walruses are good friends of the Statens narwhals.
Consigahria, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Tainted Xenoblood Hive
Hate to burst your bubble but I'm pretty sure that zebras are the dominant species
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
Fake news!
Everybody knows bubbles aren't real.
If you paint white stripes on a Walrus, could it be mistaken for a Zebra?
A curious thought . . . !
M.
Consigahria, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Manipulated and mind-controlled, therefore we are!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Yep!
Here's my latest suggestion . . .
Who is your favorite Muppet?
- The Swedish Chef
- Beaker
- Animal
- Waldorf & Statler
- Miss Piggy
- Culveria
- Kermit the Frog
- Fozzie Bear
- Zoot
- Potato Muppet
- Culveria
- Grover
- Cookie Monster
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Always. The walrus is my sacred animal.
Matrixulated, Statens
And I'm merely an Apprentice; a young Padawan perhaps?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I believe it is a modified section of text from one of the DiscWorld Series of books written by Terry Pratchett...
I thought most would recognise that!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Your lack of faith disturbs me!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Okay I LIKE THIS ONE! Poll will be up momentarily. :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Close, but not quite.
Well, not that close, it isn't part of the discworld series and you only named one of the writers.
The original comes from "Good omens", written by Terry Pratchett AND Neil Gaiman.
The gods of the discworld DO play with dice.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I like it this way, a quiet RMB, I better enjoy the last fifty minutes of peace.
PS: it's forty nine minutes now.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
Sal, you and I both know Max Barry is the best author, and my poll idea is much better at pleasing the administrative gods. :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
I don't. It's boring.
Matrixulated, Statens
"Parron"
gg
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
I think the next poll should be about MJ's best song yet.
If you don't like it, you should just beat it~
Matrixulated, Sporaltryus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
I doubt Max Barry is among the administrative gods.
I believe he's too busy writing books nobody reads.
Matrixulated, Sporaltryus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic
It's two minutes into the hour, and he is not here, huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
The same concept is described and mentioned in numerous other Terry Pratchett books within the DiscWorld Series, aswell as some outside the series - The Gods of DiscWorld play many games throughout Terry Pratchett's writings - One feels Terry Pratchett was not particularly fond of Gods as a concept... #Understatement
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
no ones chosen dragons as most evil creature, just antipotatoes
...and we are doomed.
Matrixulated
VOTE SENTIENT CHAIRS!!!
THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
i know they are! They go out from under you as you try sitting down
Matrixulated
how?
Good thing we have you around to warn us from the grave dangers of inanimate objects.
I can only imagine the horrors you have faced when they were aided by their allies, gravity and poorly thought out actions.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
SENTIENT chairs.
SENTIENT is the opposite of inanimate.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
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