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Post self-deleted by Masylvana.

Potatogion wrote:The holy drink! Dios mios, you have amazing taste.

Just make sure you don't accidentally turn it into potato vodka.

Unless you hate your liver, stomach, brain...hell your whole body.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Gatito wrote:Ever tried potato soda?

Nope. You?

Matrixulated, Masylvana

Hi

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Masylvana wrote:Just make sure you don't accidentally turn it into potato vodka.

Unless you hate your liver, stomach, brain...hell your whole body.

I only drink liquified potatoes or normal vodka. Potato vodka was made by potato satan for potato pagans.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg

Why don't we just ban all starchy vegetables of any kind. Potatoes, gone. Corn, gone. Squashes, gone. Any other one I didn't mention, gone. No more wars. Peoples freedoms don't matter.

Matrixulated, Potatogion

Nofreemen wrote:Why don't we just ban all starchy vegetables of any kind. Potatoes, gone. Corn, gone. Squashes, gone. Any other one I didn't mention, gone. No more wars. Peoples freedoms don't matter.

HOW VERY DARE YOU EVEN MENTION SUCH A THING!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM OUR GREAT BLUE AND GREEN POTATO! I think this is a sign that we should make the potato war even bigger. Spread the war to all other regions and even to the world assembly.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.

Gatito wrote:I'll turn your potatoes into French fries.

YOU MEAN CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY FRIES?!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.

Potatogion wrote:HOW VERY DARE YOU EVEN MENTION SUCH A THING!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM OUR GREAT BLUE AND GREEN POTATO! I think this is a sign that we should make the potato war even bigger. Spread the war to all other regions and even to the world assembly.

Well said good sir

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion

The Great Potato Empire wrote:Well said good sir

Why thank you. I had to travel across the land, searching far and wide, for these answers to understand; the reason anyone wouldn't like potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Gatito wrote:Friench Fries come from Belgium.

But they're still named after cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Gatito wrote:Spiritus is now under INWU occupation. Please give us your potatoes and we won't hurt you too much.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Over my dead body!!!

Potatogion wrote:YOU MAY TAKE MY FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY POTATOES!!!!

Now THAT is Spiritus, and why we will FIGHT for our spuds.

Raventsvo wrote:Hi I'm Stalin and I'm here to take away the potatoes.

Well, YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy A

Gatito wrote:Hi, I'm Great Britain, I'm here to take away your potatoes.

And YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy S

Estradia wrote:Give us all your starchy globules or face a famine that will make Ireland look like a Utopia.

And YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy S

And for the rest of the intellectually-stunted, low-brow, potato-pirates of International_Northwestern_Union....

"To the last, I grapple with thee.

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.

For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

I'm feeling spudly....who's with me?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Potatogion

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Raaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Over my dead body!!!

Now THAT is Spiritus, and why we will FIGHT for our spuds.

Well, YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy A

And YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy S

And YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy S

And for the rest of the intellectually-stunted, low-brow, potato-pirates of International_Northwestern_Union....

"To the last, I grapple with thee.

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.

For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

I'm feeling spudly....who's with me?

Potato war against the international northwest Union anyone? Let's go over to their region and take all of their potatoes and see how they like it!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Potatogion wrote:Potato war against the international northwest Union anyone? Let's go over to their region and take all of their potatoes and see how they like it!

[I]REV UP THOSE FRYERS[/B][/I]

Potatogion

Estradia wrote:[I]REV UP THOSE FRYERS[/B][/I]

BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING IN THEM!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING IN THEM!

If you answered the poll that you want to spread potatoes peacefully, you might want to change that.No one shall be neutral in World War P! all will feel the wrath of Spiritus and her great potato armies. None shall stand in the wake of the potatoes, not International_Northwest_Union, not anyone. Stand with me comrades, stand and fight to defend your potatoes!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

From each according to his potato-farming ability, to each according to his potato needs...

Potato lovers of the world unite! - You have nothing to loose but your normalcy!

Potato-fear is the path to the dark side. Potato-fear leads to potato-anger. Potato-anger leads to potato-hate. Potato-hate leads to potato-suffering...

Make potato love, not potato war!

Come and make "potato atonement" - Atonement is a moment of at-one-ment - Meditate on this: come to see you are merely a conscious component of the Potato-Universe - You are in the Potato-Universe, whilst the Potato-Universe is in You - You are one with the Potato-Universe - You are One with Everything! - The Potato is One with Everything - Now eat it with the beverage of your choice, and chill!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cosmolate, Cyrtes, Potatogion

Laughing Buddha wrote:From each according to his potato-farming ability, to each according to his potato needs...

Potato lovers of the world unite! - You have nothing to loose but your normalcy!

Potato-fear is the path to the dark side. Potato-fear leads to potato-anger. Potato-anger leads to potato-hate. Potato-hate leads to potato-suffering...

Make potato love, not potato war!

Come and make "potato atonement" - Atonement is a moment of at-one-ment - Meditate on this: come to see you are merely a conscious component of the Potato-Universe - You are in the Potato-Universe, whilst the Potato-Universe is in You - You are one with the Potato-Universe - You are One with Everything! - The Potato is One with Everything - Now eat it with the beverage of your choice, and chill!!

This war is the only way; we must defend our potatoes. The potato universe will be on our side for this war and will give us strength. Potato Thor, potato xenu, potato Jesus, and even the flying potato monster will be on our side and will give us strength. We must fight back against the commies and their potato hatred. We shall spread the potatoes to all regions of this world. Maybe we will get a legislation passed for the freedom to potato. The entirety of the future is in our starchy hands. For it is the potato gods wills that this holy war shall take place.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Potatogion wrote:If you answered the poll that you want to spread potatoes peacefully, you might want to change that.No one shall be neutral in World War P! all will feel the wrath of Spiritus and her great potato armies. None shall stand in the wake of the potatoes, not International_Northwest_Union, not anyone. Stand with me comrades, stand and fight to defend your potatoes!

*International Northwestern Union

If you're gonna do it you have to do it right.

*puts M80 in potato*

Matrixulated

Estradia wrote:*International Northwestern Union

If you're gonna do it you have to do it right.

*puts M80 in potato*

Comrades, they have infiltrated us and insulted us! Take up arms and fight for our freedom. FOR THE MOTHER LAND, FOR SPIRITUS, FOR POTATOES!

*pulls out potatoshrek and aims strait for the commies head*

Matrixulated

Nofreemen wrote:Why don't we just ban all starchy vegetables of any kind. Potatoes, gone. Corn, gone. Squashes, gone. Any other one I didn't mention, gone. No more wars. Peoples freedoms don't matter.

...

....

.....

*backhand slaps you and throws a potato* How about no?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Laughing Buddha wrote:From each according to his potato-farming ability, to each according to his potato needs...

Potato lovers of the world unite! - You have nothing to loose but your normalcy!

Potato-fear is the path to the dark side. Potato-fear leads to potato-anger. Potato-anger leads to potato-hate. Potato-hate leads to potato-suffering...

Make potato love, not potato war!

Come and make "potato atonement" - Atonement is a moment of at-one-ment - Meditate on this: come to see you are merely a conscious component of the Potato-Universe - You are in the Potato-Universe, whilst the Potato-Universe is in You - You are one with the Potato-Universe - You are One with Everything! - The Potato is One with Everything - Now eat it with the beverage of your choice, and chill!!

Potatogion wrote:This war is the only way; we must defend our potatoes. The potato universe will be on our side for this war and will give us strength. Potato Thor, potato xenu, potato Jesus, and even the flying potato monster will be on our side and will give us strength. We must fight back against the commies and their potato hatred. We shall spread the potatoes to all regions of this world. Maybe we will get a legislation passed for the freedom to potato. The entirety of the future is in our starchy hands. For it is the potato gods wills that this holy war shall take place.

Maybe you are both correct. We do not want an all out war against everyone who doesn't like potatoes and/or wants to take ours. But a war against the International Northwest Union does sound like a pretty good idea. We could start a war of words per say. We can stop them from taking our potatoes through speaking and not fighting. We do not want to fight our brothers and sisters, for we are all brothers and sisters in the universe.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Russinadia wrote:Maybe you are both correct. We do not want an all out war against everyone who doesn't like potatoes and/or wants to take ours. But a war against the International Northwest Union does sound like a pretty good idea. We could start a war of words per say. We can stop them from taking our potatoes through speaking and not fighting. We do not want to fight our brothers and sisters, for we are all brothers and sisters in the universe.

Shut the hell up commie! But yes, we should start a war against the potato hating heathens.

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Owllfarm wrote:Shut the hell up commie! But yes, we should start a war against the potato hating heathens.

Yes brother! We must fight the commies who will stop at nothing to take away our potatoes! Let us all band together and fight these potato hating northwesterners!

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*SMACKS WITH SHOTGUN*

That was FIVE DAYS AGO people !!!

. . . 5 days . . . and no word from the most famous lawnmaster in Spiritus?

W T F ??

Put down your potatoes and vodka for a second and spare a thought . . .

It's been 5 days since the Battle of Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn Encounter (BOGGLE) and the last we heard his stolen shotgun was being used as a smackdown tool. And worse than that . . .

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote: . . . That commie rat could have Grandpa tied-up in his own cellar, wearing a gimp-suit and a ball-gag, right now...!!!

Gimp-suit?

Ball-gag?

*shudders*

Those are words I wish I could un-see, un-read, and a mental image I'll need a welders-torch & partial-lobotomy to remove from my mind.

But still, where is OGG???

Come on Spiritus!

Rally for the Motherland, Spiritus, Potatoes, & Potato-Pride for sure, but what if those pirates of International_Northwest_Union stole OGG and are holding him hostage?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Potatogion wrote:Comrades, they have infiltrated us and insulted us! Take up arms and fight for our freedom. FOR THE MOTHER LAND, FOR SPIRITUS, FOR POTATOES!

*pulls out potatoshrek and aims strait for the commies head*

*holds up tennis rackets*

Your attempts are futile, child.

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Matrixulated wrote:That was FIVE DAYS AGO people !!!

. . . 5 days . . . and no word from the most famous lawnmaster in Spiritus?

W T F ??

Put down your potatoes and vodka for a second and spare a thought . . .

It's been 5 days since the Battle of Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn Encounter (BOGGLE) and the last we heard his stolen shotgun was being used as a smackdown tool. And worse than that . . .

Gimp-suit?

Ball-gag?

*shudders*

Those are words I wish I could un-see, un-read, and a mental image I'll need a welders-torch & partial-lobotomy to remove from my mind.

But still, where is OGG???

Come on Spiritus!

Rally for the Motherland, Spiritus, Potatoes, & Potato-Pride for sure, but what if those pirates of International_Northwest_Union stole OGG and are holding him hostage?

M.

wow...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Matrixulated wrote:That was FIVE DAYS AGO people !!!

. . . 5 days . . . and no word from the most famous lawnmaster in Spiritus?

W T F ??

Put down your potatoes and vodka for a second and spare a thought . . .

It's been 5 days since the Battle of Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn Encounter (BOGGLE) and the last we heard his stolen shotgun was being used as a smackdown tool. And worse than that . . .

Gimp-suit?

Ball-gag?

*shudders*

Those are words I wish I could un-see, un-read, and a mental image I'll need a welders-torch & partial-lobotomy to remove from my mind.

But still, where is OGG???

Come on Spiritus!

Rally for the Motherland, Spiritus, Potatoes, & Potato-Pride for sure, but what if those pirates of International_Northwest_Union stole OGG and are holding him hostage?

M.

Spell the region name right if you want to revive any hint of respect for your little starch movement, invalid.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Matrixulated wrote:That was FIVE DAYS AGO people !!!

. . . 5 days . . . and no word from the most famous lawnmaster in Spiritus?

W T F ??

Put down your potatoes and vodka for a second and spare a thought . . .

It's been 5 days since the Battle of Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn Encounter (BOGGLE) and the last we heard his stolen shotgun was being used as a smackdown tool. And worse than that . . .

Gimp-suit?

Ball-gag?

*shudders*

Those are words I wish I could un-see, un-read, and a mental image I'll need a welders-torch & partial-lobotomy to remove from my mind.

But still, where is OGG???

Come on Spiritus!

Rally for the Motherland, Spiritus, Potatoes, & Potato-Pride for sure, but what if those pirates of International_Northwest_Union stole OGG and are holding him hostage?

M.

Nucking Futs! you're onto something! I say we launch a full scale invasion of International Northwest Union to look for grandpa, take some potatoes, and shrek some commies!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Estradia wrote:Spell the region name right if you want to revive any hint of respect for your little starch movement, invalid.

Estradia wrote:*holds up tennis rackets*

Your attempts are futile, child.

*pelts you with potatoes*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Estradia wrote:*holds up tennis rackets*

Your attempts are futile, child.

GIVE US OUR GRANDPA BACK OR I WILL UNLEASH THE FULL POWER OF MY POTATO ARMY! If you do not give up and/or give back our grumpy grandpa I will be forced to get The Jedi-Zombi Jezus from his stay in Europe.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:That was FIVE DAYS AGO people !!!

. . . 5 days . . . and no word from the most famous lawnmaster in Spiritus?

W T F ??

Put down your potatoes and vodka for a second and spare a thought . . .

It's been 5 days since the Battle of Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn Encounter (BOGGLE) and the last we heard his stolen shotgun was being used as a smackdown tool. And worse than that . . .

Gimp-suit?

Ball-gag?

*shudders*

Those are words I wish I could un-see, un-read, and a mental image I'll need a welders-torch & partial-lobotomy to remove from my mind.

But still, where is OGG???

Come on Spiritus!

Rally for the Motherland, Spiritus, Potatoes, & Potato-Pride for sure, but what if those pirates of International_Northwest_Union stole OGG and are holding him hostage?

M.

To hell with peace! If they have OGG then World War P must happen! We must take back our grandpa and our potatoes! Estradia you are going DOWN!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Owllfarm wrote:*pelts you with potatoes*

*Loads the potato catapult*

FIRE!!

*Flying flaming potatoes fill the air and block out the sun*

Your tennis raquet will do nothing against the power of my potatopult! Muahahahaha!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:To hell with peace! If they have OGG then World War P must happen! We must take back our grandpa and our potatoes! Estradia you are going DOWN!

Jokes on you, I just ordered a shipment of Tennis Rackets on Amazon Prime.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Estradia wrote:Jokes on you, I just ordered a shipment of Tennis Rackets on Amazon Prime.

Pretty sure a potato would go straight through a tennis racket you jackwagon.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Estradia wrote:Jokes on you, I just ordered a shipment of Tennis Rackets on Amazon Prime.

Owllfarm wrote:Pretty sure a potato would go straight through a tennis racket you jackwagon.

Potatogion wrote:*Loads the potato catapult*

FIRE!!

*Flying flaming potatoes fill the air and block out the sun*

Your tennis raquet will do nothing against the power of my potatopult! Muahahahaha!

I'm pretty sure Flaming potatoes would go through a tennis racket.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion

Russinadia wrote:I'm pretty sure Flaming potatoes would go through a tennis racket.

Almost certainly! A commie got something right, who would have thunk it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Estradia wrote:Jokes on you, I just ordered a shipment of Tennis Rackets on Amazon Prime.

That is a waste of a ton of money. Only two of those things would set you back one hundred dollars give or take. Not to mention an entire shipment of enough rackets to block volleys upon volleys of flaming potatoes. You sir just wasted thousands of dollars when you could have just bought a few metal Roman legion shields for $90 apiece. At least if we go to war, we will not be going to war against a smart business man.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Potatogion wrote:That is a waste of a ton of money. Only two of those things would set you back one hundred dollars give or take. Not to mention an entire shipment of enough rackets to block volleys upon volleys of flaming potatoes. You sir just wasted thousands of dollars when you could have just bought a few metal Roman legion shields for $90 apiece. At least if we go to war, we will not be going to war against a smart business man.

Maybe I want to harvest your weapons of war. Using a shield is just a waste when a Tennis racket can make perfect fries which I can sell for a huge mark up. Maybe it's you who doesn't know business.

Audriany

I see the potato war is going well. LONG LIVE SPIRITUS! LET'S TAKE THE FIGHT TO INU!!!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Koskelaopia

What a delightful region.

Deserving of an embassy.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

The Salaxalans wrote:I see the potato war is going well. LONG LIVE SPIRITUS! LET'S TAKE THE FIGHT TO INU!!!!!

*INWU

Get it right

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Good lord how did I miss that... I had even just read the acronym in a few messages right before posting. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Gigantic Vivan crossbows begin hurling huge Frenchfries at the rows of approaching enemies. The enemies begin falling row by row after volley after volley of Frenchfries impale their lines. One can see 6 people impaled in a row by one single Frenchfry. The fries going through rows of them like a shishkabob. Their blood going on the fries like ketchup.

The Salaxalans, Audriany

The Salaxalans wrote:I see the potato war is going well. LONG LIVE SPIRITUS! LET'S TAKE THE FIGHT TO INU!!!!!

So...

Are we going to raid thos schmucks or are we going to assault them with admonishing language?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:So...

Are we going to raid thos schmucks or are we going to assault them with admonishing language?

¿Por qué no ambos? Let's raid them and shout at them. They insulted us and so we shall murder them, insult them, take their potatoes, and take dumps all over their ancestors graves!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany

"Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity."

ha.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

And I've kind of missed on this.

Can someone probably give me a summary on what happened around here?

NO POTATO WARS.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I having a Nuclear war

Matrixulated, Audriany

Rhinononon wrote:I having a Nuclear war

Blasphmey!

I will into send my imaginary nukes on u!

Bastrsd.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

They kidnapped my citzens

Matrixulated, Potatogion

Rhinononon wrote:They kidnapped my citzens

I ded it!

what you gunna do nao?!

Matrixulated, Potatogion

Rhinononon wrote:They kidnapped my citzens

You should have bombarded them with potatoes

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Potatogion

Audriany wrote:"Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity."

ha.

My favorite.

Matrixulated, Audriany, Potatogion

Audriany wrote:And I've kind of missed on this.

Can someone probably give me a summary on what happened around here?

NO POTATO WARS.

World War P is on the brink of breaking out. International Northwest Union is trying to steal our potatoes and may or may not have kidnapped Old Grumpy Grandpa. We may be trying to invade the INU to take back potatoes, OGG, and insult them. You may want to consider joining the fight.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes

Potatogion wrote:World War P is on the brink of breaking out. International Northwest Union is trying to steal our potatoes and may or may not have kidnapped Old Grumpy Grandpa. We may be trying to invade the INU to take back potatoes, OGG, and insult them. You may want to consider joining the fight.

1)No.

2)Where's Gramps,actually?

3)I thought it already broke out...

4)Dunno what that union is.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Can't raid us sorry

We've been trump'd and have had a wall build

It is a beautiful wall

Matrixulated

Well I'm happy nobody rammed in their beautiful wall.

*Cough* *Cough* Aotan. *Cough* Potata thing. *Cough* *Cough*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

And seriously,Gramps did not talk for a long time.Did he go to the university for the elderly I told him about or something?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion

Audriany wrote:1)No.

2)Where's Gramps,actually?

3)I thought it already broke out...

4)Dunno what that union is.

1) maybe

2) probably in Florida enjoying the rest of his life

3) not truly a world war yet. Just a regional scuffle

4) they're a union of commies and jerks

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Raventsvo wrote:Can't raid us sorry

We've been trump'd and have had a wall build

It is a beautiful wall

I'm not going to waste my beautiful potatoes paying for that wall for you thanks to trump. As a great man once said TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

I just Nuked a country

Matrixulated, Audriany

Rhinononon wrote:I just Nuked a country

y u do dis to me

Matrixulated

no i did it to Brasilistan

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Audriany

Rhinononon wrote:no i did it to Brasilistan

ooooooh the irony

*Has a burn mark on the great wall's ruins*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Okkkkkkk

Matrixulated, Audriany

Russinadia wrote:I'm not going to waste my beautiful potatoes paying for that wall for you thanks to trump. As a great man once said TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!!

cannot

we of having butifel Grenztruppen der INWU

Audriany

Raventsvo wrote:cannot

we of having butifel Grenztruppen der INWU

STOP SPEAKING YOUR COMMIE LANGUAGE YOU COMMIE!!

Alekseandrea, Audriany

Potatogion wrote:STOP SPEAKING YOUR COMMIE LANGUAGE YOU COMMIE!!

[B]GIB 'TATOES![/B]

Matrixulated, Audriany

Raventsvo wrote:[B]GIB 'TATOES![/B]

You threaten our potatoes with mutilation BEFORE they're cooked?

You monster.

I bet you eat kittens. As breakfast.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Radical Rights Of The People

Spud-U-Like franchises all over Spiritus are now offering Adderall or Lorazepam as new toppings on their famous baked-potato fast food specials.

Not a moment too soon, I would say . . .

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

Matrixulated wrote:Spud-U-Like franchises all over Spiritus are now offering Adderall or Lorazepam as new toppings on their famous baked-potato fast food specials.

Not a moment too soon, I would say . . .

M.

Gotta say, that sounds pretty great.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Potatoes for all! BY FORCE!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

HERE, HERE, TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

The Salaxalans wrote:Potatoes for all! BY FORCE!!!

IF YOU WILL NOT ACCECPT OUR FREEDOM! WE WILL HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO BE FREE!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Stop, I can only get so erect!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Audriany

Owllfarm wrote:Stop, I can only get so erect!

I only have so much blood in my body.

[great reference to]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Audriany

Owllfarm wrote:Stop, I can only get so erect!

Potatogion wrote:I only have so much blood in my body.

[great reference to]

O_O

Spud-U-Like new topping number three is Viagra?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha

Potatogion wrote:GIVE US OUR GRANDPA BACK OR I WILL UNLEASH THE FULL POWER OF MY POTATO ARMY! If you do not give up and/or give back our grumpy grandpa I will be forced to get The Jedi-Zombi Jezus from his stay in Europe.

Jedi-Zombi Jezus is on a mission and will not return until it is complete - I am here in his stead, and I must regret to inform you that both [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] and [nation=short]Laughing Buddha[/nation] are "Left-leaning" hippie peacenik, potato-loving comrades!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Alekseandrea wrote:You threaten our potatoes with mutilation BEFORE they're cooked?

You monster.

I bet you eat kittens. As breakfast.

That is true, yes

Alekseandrea, Audriany, Cyrtes

Raventsvo wrote:That is true, yes

I BET YOU EAT DOGS AS WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

WHY IS MY GOVER MENT SO BAD????

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Telason wrote:WHY IS MY GOVER MENT SO BAD????

Maybe this has something to do with it....

'Following new legislation in Telason, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.'

I'm just saying there might be a problem.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany

Why hello there sir's

The Salaxalans, Audriany

The 9 Circles wrote:Why hello there sir's

NO TIME TO TALK, GRAB AVPOTATO AND THROW IT AT A COMMIE.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

*climbs Mount Potato and places a Spiritan flag on top*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes

The Salaxalans wrote:*climbs Mount Potato and places a Spiritan flag on top*

CHARGE THE COMMIE SWINE! GET BACK GRANDPA!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

WII UU WII UU WII UU

This region is weird

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Cyrtes

Raventsvo wrote:This region is weird

You said it. But where would the world be without something weird (or extremely weird) once in a while?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Cyrtes wrote:You said it. But where would the world be without something weird (or extremely weird) once in a while?

ikr?

Audriany, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:You said it. But where would the world be without something weird (or extremely weird) once in a while?

True words we're spoken that day...

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Cyrtes wrote:You said it. But where would the world be without something weird (or extremely weird) once in a while?

The day that is truly weird is the day nothing weird happens at all.

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Cosmolate wrote:The day that is truly weird is the day nothing weird happens at all.

Absolutely right.

Brothers a sisters we must unite against this threat a use the full power of our potatoes to destroy them! I will not stand around while nonpotatoeians threaten my children a wife with their ways. They a cancer growing in this world that we must remove, but this feat is only accomplishable with our spuds. So i ask you, one question and the only one that maters, will you gather up your taters and join me in the fight?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

In the semi-darkness between night and dawn, Cyrtes skulks out of an alley in search of food. It isn't very difficult to find. The streets of Spiritus are still littered with potatoes from the recent battle, some of them cleaved into french fries by tennis rackets.

Her stomach growling with hunger, Cyrtes picks up one of the potatoes and starts gnawing on it vigorously. Only when she has eaten her fill does Cyrtes look up from another potato to speculate her surroundings. The streets of Spiritus, once so alive and active, are desolate. The only movement is that of the colony of tumbleweeds which are rolling in from the desert to populate their new territory. A thunder cloud rolls in, and before she knows it Cyrtes is standing in a torrent of rain, wondering what had caused Spiritus to become so devoid of people...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.