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Region: Spiritus
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our potatoes!
They call me Potato Tibbs!
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a potato, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
If you let my potato go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Potatoes complete me.
My name is Maximus Yukon Spudicus, commander of the Potatoes of the North, General of the Potato Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Frenchimus Fryicus. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I drink your potato!
Get your stinking potatoes off me, you damned dirty ape!
Potatoes make me want to be a better man.
Forget it, Jake. It's Potato-town.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Efterineica
"What we need is a few good taters."
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf--kin' 'tates on this motherf--kin' plane!"
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE HANUMAN ISLANDS - April 28, 2:51 PM
Hanuma flies 3rd new flag in one day
HANUMA CITY -- President Reyes signs bill approving a new flag that replaces the previous Revolutionary Flag, Thursday.
The new flag, nicknamed by its designer Ken Monterroyo Jr. as "New Glory", is a combination of the Blue Standard, which has five stars and a blue field, and the People Power flag, with grey, white and orange stripes.
The Ministry of Budget Management has allocated H$ 500M for production of the new flag.
Jahmil dela Cruz, chairman of the Conservative Vexiologists Association, denounced Pres. Reyes' approval of the flag.
"New Glory is an insult to the old Hanuman flag. It's an abomination. Our cultural heritage should not be vandalized by products of the communist People Power Movement."
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
That's a lot of flags. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Communists?!
Those potato haters?
We must free them from those mutant commie bastards!
A potato for all!
Matrixulated, Coffee Kingdom
Soon there is 1000 pages of Potato memes in this Regional Message Board.
FeelsPotatoMan
Matrixulated
Rogue Lumberjacks has adopted Babeism, the worship of Babe the Blue Ox, as their national religion...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
um hey.
Matrixulated
You won in golf.
Matrixulated
A treaty with the region housing lesser Madaloria?!? That's- *wall shatters, flies in all directions* A GREAT IDEA LET'S GET A UNANIMOUS VOTE
bbq, on me.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"I ate his potato with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"I see dead potatoes!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"If you are looking for potatoes, I can tell you I don't have potatoes. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Coffee Kingdom
"I'm gonna make him a potato he can't refuse."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Coffee Kingdom
"Let's go to the Winchester, have a potato and wait for this to all blow over"
Matrixulated
"Man who catch potato with chopstick accomplish anything."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"Potato, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"Potato on, potato off"
Matrixulated
"You can't handle the potato!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE M***********G POTATOES ON THIS M***********G PLANE!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Efterineica
"Now you see the power of the potato."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Coffee Kingdom
Hello, all! This is the President of the Efterineica Federation. I wanted to know how this system works, and how I can join the World Assembly, and also how I can be an active member of this community.
-Sincerely, the President
Matrixulated
I'm king of the potato!
Carpe capsicum annuum. Seize the potato, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
A potato. Baked, not fried.
Mrs. Potato, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
A boy's best friend is his potato.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Chlorocartonia, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Efterineica
A dog's best friend is his chew potato.
Matrixulated
Upon further reflection...I'm getting a tramp stamp of "carpe capsicum annuum". I'm about 70% positive it's a life choice I won't regret.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Maltena.
Hello! I see you've figured out how to join the World Assembly. The best way to be an active member of this community is to join us on our forums and in our chat room - links are in that box on the top of the region page - but honestly you can do whatever you want. Some people are happy just talking on this Regional Message board, and if that's what you want to do, go for it!
Let me know if you have any questions
Matrixulated
I may or may not have edited in the last part.
Matrixulated
Die Kartoffeln
Matrixulated
um i am deeply offended my family's religion is potatos uh we go by strict rules and if you talk kindly of the potatos will lets just say the potato gods get angry and make you into a french fry
Matrixulated
If you say good things about potatoes, the potato gods get angry?
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Hanuman Islands.
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
I discovered that 65.3% of the deaths in my nation are cause by 'disappearance'.
I can only hope the total amount of deaths is rather low.
It's one thing to declare that you're surrounded by idiots,
yet it's another thing to actually be surrounded by idiots.
It's a lot worse.
Matrixulated
He praises us!
Matrixulated
Greetings. Our great nation is experiencing a scarcity of potatoes. This is taking a toll on our agricultural sector, which had negative yield during the first quarter of 2016.
Accordingly, I am humbly asking for assistance on improving our current situation.
May the Potato god bless us all.
Sincerely,
JONATHAN TRUMP
Minister of State Affairs
Matrixulated
Just got a moon cannon
Matrixulated
I believe we have all mentioned our nations major causes of death before, including you...
I believe the last time you mentioned that a large percentage of your population suffers from disappearance, I had cordially informed you that they were all disappearing over to my domain, becoming converts of mine....
Consequently, I shall remind you that those 65.3% of your population "live on" in my care, and thus effectively the "total amount of deaths" is effectively rather low...
As I recall, the last time I pointed out this fact you called them all traitors, and almost instigated a bloody conflict, and effectively increased the total amount of deaths...
Alekseandrea
*sends a fleet of emergency potato delivery trucks to [nation=short]The Hanuman Islands[/nation]*
So many potatoes on the RMB now. :P
Alekseandrea
It rose from 50-ish % to 65% 'disapearances'.
I would call such a change significant.
Converts? Sleeper agents is the word you're looking for.
Me, participating in a bloody conflict?
Normally, napalm tends to combust blood.
It is true that orbital lasers don't cauterise wounds, but disintigrating people barely leaves blood.
Are you sure your intelligence networks are functioning?
How can one kill that which has no life?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
100% of the people in my country dies by Old Age.
k
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
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Your country must be a really boring place.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
New Capital to become country's new capital
HANUMA CITY -- President Reyes has approved a bill declaring New Capital as Hanuma's new capital, Friday.
Citing overpopulation and bad urban planning, 1st District of Hanuma City Representative Carlos Calderon authored the landmark legislation.
"The sad state of our once beautiful city drives away foreign tourists and investors. Hanuma City is the heart of the country, but it has become congested. It is time to relocate the seat of government to a new home."
New Capital occupies the entirety of Hopeless Island in Wellington State, which is located only 3 miles away from the southwestern tip of Wellington island.
The National Assembly has yet to pass a bill that will designate a name for the new capital.
Matrixulated
Give New Capital a name!
The Hanuman Islands is in need of a name for our new capital. We are open for suggestions from the nations of Spiritus. The leader who gets to have their proposal chosen will be awarded the Order of Francisco Hanuma.
More power to Spiritus.
Sincerely,
JONATHAN TRUMP
Minister of State Affairs
Matrixulated
We have built Hanging Gardens, people want to ban Harry Potter and people evade tax regulary, but get rekt by my cops that LITERALLY HAVE TANKS ON THE STREETS.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Squidward Sucks Eggs
Sorry about the walls always crumbling, Lesser Madaloria keeps knocking them down in their advancement. Ultimately though, this war will go to Hutton!
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Regularly *
Matrixulated
Hello . are we able to lanch nuclar bombs
Matrixulated
No but we have Potatoes.
Matrixulated
Do these cops know how to fire the tanks?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
[I]Really?[/I] Everybody? Anybody?? Hello???
It's been eight hours since that posting . . . am I the only one to notice that [I]epic[/I] gem amongst the usual background noise?
A frigging Moon Cannon boyz and gurlz !!!
Can you imagine . . . ?
How cool is that?
It . . . is . . .
The ultimate spud gun.
*slow claps* . . . Well played sir.
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Hello! I love your recruitment telegram! that's why I joined
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Phreedumb
"Youre not your job, youre not the car you drive, youre not the contents of your potato
-Tyler Durden
[McClane watches fire trucks approach the building] "C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' f****n' potato."
Matrixulated, Squidward Sucks Eggs
Me too!
Matrixulated, Squidward Sucks Eggs
Yeah, sure; whatever...
Call them what you will, I save their lives, by allowing them to die, to then be resurrected by my own hands, and in my own image... 😂 Oh the blood is only of your people that I am unable to save and convert - My "people" are impervious to napalm action; as are the converts, and those whose bodies are too mangled by the conflict, we infect with Jedi-Zombi Virus and the napalm simply enables the virus into become an airborne bio-aerosol - So... um,... carry on!True, but orbital lasers don't affect or impede us either - I believe I've explained before how weaponry is no match to the power of the Jedi-Zombi Force?Yes, quite sure! Are yours?EXACTLY!!Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
. . . although it could explain the multiple reports of potato crop failures, potato shortages, potato disappearances, cargo heists, shipping thefts, acts of piracy, street robbery . . . well, all manner of potato related disturbances, the point is: how the Hell would they get all that potential ammunition up to the moon?
Is that what NASA used to call a 'Moon Shot?'
M.
The Salaxalans
Hello all. I am new. What can you tell me about this region?
Matrixulated
Our religion is about the belief in making yourself better and improving your life choices and lifestyles to make everything better
Matrixulated
It's the 💯day anniversary of this happening! -
[spoiler=Nostalgic/Horrific Trip Down Memory Lane]
[/spoiler]The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Good to remember this on page 999, which in the UK is the number for the Emergency Services!
Matrixulated
JayZeeJay, you are one cold-hearted, un-relenting, evil bastard.
I have invested in many hours of counseling to forget that [I]ever[/I] happened . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
MuHaha-hahahahahaha! 😆😅😂😝😎
Matrixulated
By the way [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation], about that counsellor...
You've never actually seen my face have you? - I invested a little in clever disguises, and paying the real counsellor to have lunch, during your appointments...
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
...and 90 days later I decided to even things out again:-
"In 51 thrilling encounters, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has prevailed over Darkweb 26 times to 25, for a win rate of 51.0%. The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has been the challenger 26 times, of which 26 were victories, while Darkweb has challenged 25 times, winning 25."
Matrixulated
Absolutely not! It usally ends terribly wrong!
Matrixulated
Gasp!
Ohmigosh!
Nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
hello new spirit buddies!
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Amalgam Of Atoms
*dabs*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere
Despite the dissolution of the National Assembly and crackdown on rebellion, we assure the international community that The Hanuman Islands remains a protector of democracy and freedom. Please, have a visit!
HAIL OUR NOBLE LEADER, NELSON REYES!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Dakotakstan
Potatoes.
Matrixulated
Come on guys.. Just a couple more messages and we will be at quadruple didgets!!!!
Matrixulated
(In pages BTW)
Matrixulated
I'm not convinced.
Matrixulated, The Kkk Professional Nigggerkillers
Your own image?
How cruel.
Somewhere a biologist is crying.
Don't you need to go sacrifice your 'life' for our sins or something?
The last time you tried that doesn't count; you got better.
It was a rethorical question.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
How is everybody doing?
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
WAIT HOLD ON, Kids in my country lost interest for Toy Guns.
And are instead playing with Toy Meth Labs? WHAT?!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
So, in your country, children aren't violent.
They're high!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Werpdrarg Beta
Hi
Matrixulated
Here, have a potato.
Matrixulated
Thank you.
Matrixulated
See, you people might have majestic Eagles, Lions and Sharks.
But my country have something new, and amazing...
TURTLEDOGS!
It's a hybrid between a Turtle and a Dog. It's exactly as bad as it sounds.
I have a feeling my nation is going downhills, kids with Toy Meth Labs, police driving tanks down the streets, hybrids between Turtles and Dogs, and we built the Hanging Gardens for no reason.
Matrixulated
Sounds like a Saturday in NationStates to me...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hi.
Matrixulated
*spins in circles*
Matrixulated
Has anyone else read the new GA resolution??? Is everyone seeing the same thing I am?? :P
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea
Yeah, I felt compelled to take a shower after reading that. How the Hell did that drivel get to ruin my Saturday night. Eww!
M.
Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
yes. and yes. and it is beautiful.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Press F to pay potatoes.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
F F F F F F F F F F F F F FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffsfdasrgdhfdhfjhgdfghdgfkthgdfhg GIVE ME THE POTATOES!!!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
WE ARE ONE THE 1000TH PAGE ON THE RMB! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *PARTIES*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Come Here Daddy
*parties along*
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Come Here Daddy
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello!
Matrixulated, Blitze
G
Matrixulated, Blitze
Wow. 1,000 pages. I'm glad to see this region grow!
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
💥🌠🌊The First Millennium of the RMB!! 〽🗻🌋✨🌠
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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