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*Rides in on a Sandworm*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:* It's wabbit season! *

[nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] needs to go get some wabbits, and maybe a duck, or a [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] as well?

Then [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation] can make a pot of wabbit & evil alien overlord stew!

Huzzah!

Where is [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation]? - 12 days inactivity,...🤔 **Licks lips in anticipation**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

**Moons [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]**

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Want some of this popcorn? *Offers full bag*

Sure, though I was actually planning on catching some of the fish in Gramp's pond.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Cyrtes wrote:Sure, though I was actually planning on catching some of the fish in Gramp's pond.

I am planning to colonise his lawn, to help the Prethoryn Scourge establish themselves here.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:I am planning to colonise his lawn, to help the Prethoryn Scourge establish themselves here.

I doubt even the most intricate colonisation attempts can turn the lawn of a "true" American livable.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:I doubt even the most intricate colonisation attempts can turn the lawn of a "true" American livable.

Trying........or attempting to colonise his lawn. It might fail..............but worth the rewards.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:Trying........or attempting to colonise his lawn. It might fail..............but worth the rewards.

The last time someone colonised America effectively the whole nation took up arms, drove out their enemy and became an independent nation.

This is like invading Afghanistan, only about four times as worse for yourself.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:Trying........or attempting to colonise his lawn. It might fail..............but worth the rewards.

What rewards?

A single lawn.

And a pissed of guy with a shotgun.

I've seen enough sci-fi to know how that ends.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes

Not just a lawn.........A forward base for them..........not me.......

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

Parrona wrote:Not just a lawn.........A forward base for them..........not me.......

Forward base? Use an asteriod. They're cheaper, plentyful and are 99% American-free.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:Forward base? Use an asteriod. They're cheaper, plentyful and are 99% American-free.

...what's with the last 1%?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Cyrtes wrote:...what's with the last 1%?

Everything is American, they just have to want it hard enough. They grow the residual 1% out until they reach a 'mission accomplished' status and take over the whole asteroid.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Religious Scientists

Masylvana wrote:Everything is American, they just have to want it hard enough. They grow the residual 1% out until they reach a 'mission accomplished' status and take over the whole asteroid.

I can't see Russia agreeing with you.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Cyrtes wrote:...what's with the last 1%?

You don't want to know.

You really don't.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Religious Scientists

is parronan

sorry will throw myself out

Matrixulated

Are there any other "Rick and Morty"-fans on this RMB?

Matrixulated

No.

Are there any other "The Simpsons"-fans on this RMB?

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:No.

Are there any other "The Simpsons"-fans on this RMB?

The simpsons are too "we're still relevant dammit!" recently.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:The simpsons are too "we're still relevant dammit!" recently.

Kinda like the Democratic Party.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Religious Scientists

Cyrtes wrote:...what's with the last 1%?

Republicans.

Specifically, those with the surname of 'Bush.'

Cyrtes wrote:I can't see Russia agreeing with you.

They have no problem agreeing with Trump though.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Faulknation

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Moons [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]**

I would moon you back, JayZeeJay, but you've already established a desire to munch on my buttocks!

So, no show and tell.

Nice try, Jedi.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

*moons [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation]*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The triple post....................never mind.

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

*slaps [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] on the moon* Is this really what the RMB has become...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I think the RMB is taking a little rest. After thousands of messages per week for a while, spiritus needs a rest. I'm just doing my part to keep a few messages a day, so that spiritus doesn't die.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:I think the RMB is taking a little rest. After thousands of messages per week for a while, spiritus needs a rest. I'm just doing my part to keep a few messages a day, so that spiritus doesn't die.

But this............

Russinadia wrote:*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

.............is taking it too far.

Matrixulated

NEVER!

*moons [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Radical Rights Of The People, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:NEVER!

*moons [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]*

roflmao!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:NEVER!

*moons [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]*

you do have to wonder how he managed to moon himself...unless he used a mirror *goes deep into thought*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I would moon you back, JayZeeJay, but you've already established a desire to munch on my buttocks!

So, no show and tell.

Nice try, Jedi.

M.

Ah, surely you could have said;

"That's not a moon!"

...and then mooned me back? - Come on! "Jedi-Zombi" remember?! - Honestly, I try to hand you such lines, but to no avail... 😔

I'm drunk and miserable right now, but most of you guys probably don't care to play along with my "little quirky plays"...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

THAT'S NO MOON!

Did I do it right?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:THAT'S NO MOON!

Did I do it right?

It's a space station !

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

*kicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] through multiple multiverses before he crashes back into this one*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Where is [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation]? - 12 days inactivity,...🤔 **Licks lips in anticipation**

your not getting her. once shes dead im making her populous into dragons

Matrixulated

as is fitting of her

No! I'm going to get her population and put them into a nursing home, it's what is best for her.

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:No! I'm going to get her population and put them into a nursing home, it's what is best for her.

then theyd eventually die. making them into immortal dragons would be better you fool. that way she is eternal

theyll be like the adopting dragons that adopt abandoned humans

and teach them the dragon arts and make them into dragonslayers.

What if she doesn't want to live forever? Living forever kind of sucks when everyone you know is mortal.

Also! Why would a dragon teach a human to be a dragon slayer?

Russinadia wrote:What if she doesn't want to live forever? Living forever kind of sucks when everyone you know is mortal.

thats why you raise and teach your mortals to do great things so they are immortal as well through there actions, also a humans would probably come along and kill some like they always do

Majulah Singapura!

If they are immortal through their actions, why do you want to make [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation] immortal?

Why would you teach humans to kill dragons if they can already kill some dragons? Wouldn't that just make it easier for them to go back to their homes and teach other humans to kill dragons?

Russinadia wrote:If they are immortal through their actions, why do you want to make [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation] immortal?

Why would you teach humans to kill dragons if they can already kill some dragons? Wouldn't that just make it easier for them to go back to their homes and teach other humans to kill dragons?

that's implying that they can get home.

Even dragons can't keep track of every human they take in. It's like trying to watch a spider crawling around, you turn around for one secon and look back, and they disappear.

While you do have a point it all depends on how you are containing them. My prefered method is housing them in a very large plot of land where they have more than enough room to live their life in all aspects, but if they were to run away for about 1 week they would hit a 100 foot smooth steel wall. Every couple days I check around the perimeter and pick up whoever thought they could leave. Those people go to a separate plot of land for a while. After they have sworn that they won't run again I let them back into the main land area. This is my method and so far, not a single one has escaped.

Russinadia wrote:If they are immortal through their actions, why do you want to make [nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation] immortal?

Why would you teach humans to kill dragons if they can already kill some dragons? Wouldn't that just make it easier for them to go back to their homes and teach other humans to kill dragons?

humans cant teach dragonslaying magic. only dragons can. and its meant for evil dragons

Russinadia wrote:Even dragons can't keep track of every human they take in. It's like trying to watch a spider crawling around, you turn around for one secon and look back, and they disappear.

and yes they can they only take in one none take in more.

Culveria wrote:and yes they can they only take in one none take in more.

I keep a supply ready, but you are right in the fact that I can only teach my methods to one human at a time. Sorry I forgot to mention that before, I just thought it was implied.

This is all pretty strange, I prefer to keep my humans living freely inside my nation.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:This is all pretty strange, I prefer to keep my humans living freely inside my nation.

The humans I keep trapped are ones that I just sorta pick up from other nations, never my own. I guess one exception would be that if a human were to emigrate or immigrate illegally then I would take them to the cage.

I like to just trick people into coming into my country and make them want to stay forever. That way, I'm not doing anything provably evil and my people are happy. I just use the "Lotus Tactic" to keep the people in Russinadia.

Vive L'Empreur!

Matrixulated

Sacré bleu!

Matrixulated

Que veux-tu dire "Ce qui?"

Ce n'est pas ton affaire, Parrona!

你! 怎的是 ,很麻烦。

Comment osez-vous!

Arrêtez de parler japonais, voulez-vous?

On parle français ou américain!

Forme une ligne de bataille!

and they take in abandoned human children. not grownups

Faulknation wrote:I keep a supply ready, but you are right in the fact that I can only teach my methods to one human at a time. Sorry I forgot to mention that before, I just thought it was implied.

and no the can teach one and only one. they form a bond with the young human they teach like a parent. sometimes when the child grows up it may become so powerful it becomes a dragon themself

but gods are different so yeah, only one at a time for god dragons.

Laissez-nous,tu dragon!

Audriany wrote:Laissez-nous,tu dragon!

non!

Laissez-nous, démon!

LE DRAGON PEUT PARLER!ATTAQUE!

VOUS PENSEZ-MOI UN IDIOTE?

Je vais vous brûler tous à la cendre!

Je ne suis aucun démon! JE SUIS UN DIEU!!!

essayez de me brûler à travers mon portable!

Je vais vous trouver et vous brûler!

Essayez-le, ill être en attente!

Pourquoi parlons-nous français?

Culveria wrote:Pourquoi parlons-nous français?

Très bonne question, c'était jamais arrivé jusque la nn?

Je pense qu'ils essayaient de parler et de conspirer contre moi sans me savoir

THIS GUY IS NOT USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!HERETIC!!!

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Audriany wrote:THIS GUY IS NOT USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!HERETIC!!!

Pourquoi utiliserons-nous google translate?

Culveria wrote:Pourquoi utiliserons-nous google translate?

Parce que votre syntaxe est terrible mais votre orthographe beaucoup trop parfait ^^

Parce que je suis mieux avec le Français

Et je suis trop paresseux pour être grammaticalement correct

Culveria wrote:Et je suis trop paresseux pour être grammaticalement correct

True story *insert gif* even as a french its boring to write well

Matrixulated

yup okay we done with french or we gonna switch to Japanese or German?

Audriany wrote:THIS GUY IS NOT USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!HERETIC!!!

J'aime beaucoup ton drapeau btw xD sham on u

Francia es la peor. España es el mejor.

¡¡OYE!! FRANCIA ES REALMENTE NICE !!! ESPAÑA ES BUENA PERO ME GUSTA FRANCIA MÁS !!! ¡PERO I FAVOR JAPÓN !!!

Empire Democratique Francais

Audriany wrote:THIS GUY IS NOT USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!HERETIC!!!

I used google translate for a few things that I didn't previously know. Oh wait!

J'ai utilisé Google Translate pour quelques choses que je ne connaissais pas auparavant.

Empire Democratique Francais

Anata no dare mo watashi ga ima hanashite iru koto o shirimasen

Nous parlons seulement américain et français ici.

Eigo to furansugo de jigoku ni

did my Japanese kill you all?

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