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Esperossa wrote:Love is such a strong word.

Culveria wrote:is it really?

I guess you're right. We do love you too much. But then, what is too much, what's too little and what is just the right amount? I feel like Goldie Locks now.

Faulknation

Zombie Smashing Bill

Total Seats: 10

Cure research: 7

Extensive conscription: 3

Do nothing: 0

Cure missiles research bill enacted

Esperossa wrote:I guess you're right. We do love you too much. But then, what is too much, what's too little and what is just the right amount? I feel like Goldie Locks now.

it is never too much or too little. charity makes us see things as too much and greed makes us see things as too little

Crazy Weird Region Bill

Total Seats: 100

Sanction the crazy people believing in zombies: 67

Do nothing: 10

Leave the Region: 22

PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIES!!!: 1

Result: Taxes!!!

Alekseandrea

Denounce Audriany total:75 seats-----two-third majority to pass

For:48 seats

Against:12 seats

Undecided:15 seats

Neutral foreign policy just limits our ability to join and declare war, it doesn't stop Parrona from denouncing.

Audriany wrote:Crazy Weird Region Bill

Total Seats: 100

Sanction the crazy people believing in zombies: 67

Do nothing: 10

Leave the Region: 22

PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIES!!!: 1

Result: Taxes!!!

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Audriany wrote:Crazy Weird Region Bill

Total Seats: 100

Sanction the crazy people believing in zombies: 67

Do nothing: 10

Leave the Region: 22

PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIES!!!: 1

Result: Taxes!!!

you idiot. there are zombies but theyre not a threat. just hole yourself up in your country and ill cleanse it of zombies. do not question a god

Denounce Audriany, total:75 seats, two thirds majority to pass

For:56

Against:19

Result:Parrona denounces Audriany.

For some stupid reason.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:For some stupid reason.

Parrona denounced Audriany because of its unreasonable sanctions.

No more taxes then.

Yes.

My goverment is that flexible.

Happy,baby boy?

(People cheering in the streets)

Matrixulated

We will never forget your.......insult.

Audriany wrote:No more taxes then.

Yes.

My goverment is that flexible.

Happy,baby boy?

(People cheering in the streets)

Matrixulated

Denounce Audriany, again!

Total/for/against/undecided

75/49/20/6

have Draconos devour the entire of audriany?

Culveria wrote:have Draconos devour the entire of audriany?

We cannot declare or even declare wars, so you are alone.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

denounce Audriany, again!

For/against/total

52/23/75

Result:Audriany is denounced for the second time.

Parrona wrote:denounce Audriany, again!

For/against/total

52/23/75

Result:Audriany is denounced for the second time.

For some stupid reason.

For the insults.

Parrona wrote:denounce Audriany, again!

For/against/total

52/23/75

Result:Audriany is denounced for the second time.

Bill: Denounce Parrona

Reason: Overuse of denouncements weakens their effect

For: 9

Against: 0

Abstained: 1

The Salaxalans

Aotan wrote:Bill: Denounce Parrona

Reason: Overuse of denouncements weakens their effect

For: 9

Against: 0

Abstained: 1

now thats just hypocritical

Parrona wrote:For the insults.

YOU #### ##### I HOPE YOU ###

Roblox.Silencing chats since 2017.

Faulknation

Audriany wrote:YOU #### ##### I HOPE YOU ###

Roblox.Silencing chats since 2017.

now that just doesnt make sense

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Audriany wrote:YOU #### ##### I HOPE YOU ###

Roblox.Silencing chats since 2017.

[temp banned for 48 hours]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Whats up new Neighbors. Whats going on?

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Trying to convinge these EMUS!!! that zombies don't exist.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Corveria wrote:Whats up new Neighbors. Whats going on?

Apart from me walking in on the middle of some kind of RMB-based bun-fight, no idea.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Battlefleet Gothic Command wrote:Apart from me walking in on the middle of some kind of RMB-based bun-fight, no idea.

bun? for real?

Repeal the Neutral Foreign Policy

For:74 seats

Against:1 seat

Result:Parrona can declare and join wars

(The parliament has enough of Audriany)

Audriany wrote:Trying to convinge these EMUS!!! that zombies don't exist.

Are you saying that [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] doesn't exist! HERESY!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Parrona wrote:Repeal the Neutral Foreign Policy

For:74 seats

Against:1 seat

Result:Parrona can declare and join wars

(The parliament has enough of Audriany)

Then I declare war.

Parrona calls in allies in a DEFENSIVE war.

Rioters razed the Audriany embassy in Parrona.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Matrixulated

Parrona, prepare for a nuclear winter!

Audriany wrote:Then I declare war.

Offer financial support to Audriany

For: 5

Against: 2

Abstained: 3

The United Kingdom of Aotan offers financial support and military aid to Audriany to help it in its war against Parrona.

Parrona received mercenaries from the MLH.

Parrona wrote:Parrona received mercenaries from the MLH.

MLH?

Dhanaveriria is hosting absolutely nothing. Too much budget spent on zombies.

Parrona's parliament sues Audriany for peace

Terms

War reparations

10% of Parrona's income

Merchant League Of Horsea

Parrona wrote:Parrona's parliament sues Audriany for peace

Terms

War reparations

10% of Parrona's income

The 2 minute war lol - like that's going to happen!

Faulknation

POTATA gunships POTATABOMB Parrona's capital, under escort of POTACHOPPERs.

Matrixulated

Same terms, But We give you the major city of Cavol.

Parrona wrote:Same terms, But We give you the major city of Cavol.

Wait do you mean war reparations go towards Audriany?

Which capital, Parron or Pegon

Parrona wrote:Which capital, Parron or Pegon

Both!

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Both nations receive war reparations

Newsflash: Pegon is now under Aotan control. What will the Parliament of Parrona's response be?

Parrona wrote:Both nations receive war reparations

As in both Aotan and Audriany will receive war reparations?

Pegon was recaptured.

Bill: Accept Parrona's treaty

Yes: 2

Negotiate further: 5

Abstain: 3

Conclusion: Aotan will accept if it maintains its control over the captured Parronan coastal city, Pol.

Cavol and the state it is in?

Cavol and the state it is and a defensive alliance between Aotan and Parrona.

First speaker:should we unleash the space fleet?

Major:we must be faster, we have three systems now, colony ships should be sent to, why is this on?

(The major turns of the voice recorder)

Aotan wrote:Cavol and the state it is and a defensive alliance between Aotan and Parrona.

Yes.

Aotan and Parrona enter a defensive military alliance. Should either declare war or be declared on, the other will receive a call to arms.

Have fun with the separatists!

Aotan upgrades the services within Cavol and the Cavolian state to an acceptable level, unifying the people within the Cavolian state.

Those patriots never give up, they want independence.

They won't stop.

Russinadia wrote:Are you saying that [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] doesn't exist! HERESY!

He does exist!

I mean they do!

I've seen him/them!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Faulknation

have 10000 pizzas ready for me by monday guys

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:have 10000 pizzas ready for me by monday guys

NO.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NO.

ill destroy your shotgun old man

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

now someone go start preparing my pizzas *culveria and i disappear into the void*

This RMB is getting a little nuts.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:now someone go start preparing my pizzas *culveria and i disappear into the void*

Fine!

*starts shoveling piles of pizza into a giant brick oven*

I knew I would need this someday.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Culveria wrote:have 10000 pizzas ready for me by monday guys

Nobody makes pizza like [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]!

Her potato-pizza is awesommmmme!

Culveria wrote:ill destroy your shotgun old man

* impossible! *

Even for a lizard. Or a dragon. Or a God.

Or a lizard-dragon-God, whatever! (*rolls eyes*)

[nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s shotgun is unbreakable!

It's been manufactured from years of pain, angst, regret, misery, anti-social behavior and space-age polymers.

* indestructible! *

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa

I was sick for one day...ONE DAY, what the actual **** has happened. Zombies are coming (don't try to convince me otherwise Audriany) and Culveria is gone...should I just start nuking things for same measure? Also, Potatogion, can I have a space up on potato planet please.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:This RMB is getting a little nuts.

This is the understatement of the day.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands

Esperossa wrote:This is the understatement of the day.

more like understatement of...I can't even find the right word for it. Whatever it is, it is a massive understatement. But we all still love it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Faulknation wrote:more like understatement of...I can't even find the right word for it. Whatever it is, it is a massive understatement. But we all still love it.

The understatement of all realities existing, existed, and to be existing.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Russinadia wrote:The understatement of all realities existing, existed, and to be existing.

10/10

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

It's not an understatement to me...

But I'm British so I suppose I find everything that bit more overstated.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Due to the imminent zombie threat, the Masylvanan Administration for the True Free Trade Zone has declared the existance of zombies a violation of the NAP and will treat them accordingly.

By using Tomahawk missiles and calling in the local McWarlord to forcibly remove the zombies.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Parrona funds the People's army of Cavol, in hopes that IF Cavol do become independent, we would have another ally.

Maltena wrote:Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait, there is a timer for a zombie apocalypse? D:

SAVE THE CHEESE

I've buried mine in the back garden,...

...and the back garden, just like the front is mined!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Culveria wrote:have 10000 pizzas ready for me by monday guys

*Starts chopping firewood*

*Clears out the massive clay ovens*

*Selects a few veggies, herbs, and spices from her garden*

*Prepares the veggies*

*Grates the Cheese Mountain*

*Selects a few salamis and smoked meats from the smokehouse*

The Salaxalans wrote:This RMB is getting a little nuts.

*Takes the nuts, adds maple syrup, toffee sauce, and vanilla icecream*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Nobody makes pizza like [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]!

Her potato-pizza is awesommmmme!

*Makes a few pizzas specially for the Studly Spud (with that special potato cake dough base)*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Audriany wakes up from sleeping and sends technological advancement blueprints and parts to Cavol.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[:] Gwuhnja and it's 6 million people jump off choppers and land on the ground [:]

Oh. Hey.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Now where did you come from?

Listen.These Loos believe zombies are real.So you better stay away from potato crazies.If you want you can adopt MY goverment and MY army style to protect yourself with maximum security.

<3 Audriany

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Now where did you come from?

Listen.These Loos believe zombies are real.So you better stay away from potato crazies.If you want you can adopt MY goverment and MY army style to protect yourself with maximum security.

<3 Audriany

We came from the West Pacific. Our land was horribly dying, so we moved here. Unfortunately, the land around our feet seems to be dying too. Apologies. Ill think about adopting your government/army style.

- A Representative of the Gwuhjan Leader

Matrixulated

Gwuhnja wrote:We came from the West Pacific. Our land was horribly dying, so we moved here. Unfortunately, the land around our feet seems to be dying too. Apologies. Ill think about adopting your government/army style.

- A Representative of the Gwuhjan Leader

Not that hard.

Napoleonic style formations.

Including:

-Soldiers (with contemporan weapons) [MUST]

-Piper/Fifer [MUST]

-Drummer [OPTIONAL]

-Spyglass man [OPTIONAL]

-Sniper [OPTIONAL]

Matrixulated

Parrona releases its border cities as city states and enters a defensive pact with them,and promises that if Cavol is free,Parrona shall protect it.

The parlimentars are afraid of the Parronian defensive pact.

A referendum is sent across the country.

There are 50 million seats.

The choiches are:

1) War - a) Conventional Warfare

- b) Mass Nuking and Bombing

2) Strict border regulations against Parronians

3) Establish further diplomatic relations with the cities in order to - a) Spread influence against them and eventually capture them

- b) Spread influence and help them economically and scientifically

4) Do nothing

Guard soldiers are sent to the borders in defensive stance,building trenches and outposts,with soldiers in Napoleonic formation 8 hours out of 24.

Good day, almost zombie invasion time. PREPARE THE CURE MISSILES!!

Matrixulated

The League of Free Cities and Parrona funds the People's Army of Cavol.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Hitsu wrote:Good day, almost zombie invasion time. PREPARE THE CURE MISSILES!!

If by 'cure' you mean 'nukes', damn straight we're preparing them.

Matrixulated, Hitsu, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Parrona wrote:The League of Free Cities and Parrona funds the People's Army of Cavol.

The Peoples Army of Cavol is assimilated into Aotan's army.

Cavol declares independence,calling in Parrona, The League of Free Cities and the Federation of Free Ports into the Cavolian

War for independence.Casus Belli:support independence. War goal: defend Cavol. Other cities in the state demands autonomy.

All city states have their independence guaranteed.

Citizens of Cavol see Parrona as a hypocrite. No revolts occur.

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.