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X-Files, Mulder = nailed it!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:X-Files, Mulder = nailed it!

Huzzah!

Aha yeah, nice one, Spuddles.

Except your post doesn't actually include the word, "spooky" in it, only the implication by association.

This post however, does actually include the word, "spooky" within it . . . twice!

Nailed it.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Aha yeah, nice one, Spuddles.

Except your post doesn't actually include the word, "spooky" in it, only the implication by association.

This post however, does actually include the word, "spooky" within it . . . twice!

Nailed it.

M.

Genocide counts as a spooky word, right?

If not, then rebellion is, after all, no one likes a rebellion, right?

[spoiler= *yells* Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men? ]

Cradle, Horsea, Horsean Federation.

Today, a few students inspired an entire crowd attending the funeral procession of Inquisitor Valjean to sing the song used in the Mesuillin Uprising (The Mass of Mesuillin) and to seize the carriage that holds the inquisitor's casket, claiming that "the people should take the people's man, to his final farewell", however, when they reached Albion , they found the retinues of the High Lords of the Regency Council waiting, a bloody massacre ensued, ending with a pyrrhic victory for the Regency Council when the crowd fled.

Although it isn't confirmed yet, it is alleged that the personal guard of the Inquisitor sang along with the crowd.

[/spoiler]

Also, the pun is intentional.

(Mass of Mesuillin)

Mass meaning both celebration and amount of matter.

(or in this case, individuals, that also have mass)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Genocide counts as a spooky word, right?

No, that's just an ugly word.

One should call it "optimising the gene pool".

Parrona wrote:If not, then rebellion is, after all, no one likes a rebellion, right?

There is no such thing as rebellions. There are only minor inconveniences who haven't been "solved" yet.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Salmonan, Itrosomia

Why do so many people hate spookynessiticity?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Salmonan

Alekseandrea wrote:No, that's just an ugly word.

One should call it "optimising the gene pool".

"Ensuring that quality is kept"

Alekseandrea wrote:

There is no such thing as rebellions. There are only minor inconveniences who haven't been "solved" yet.

Eakiran, Prunasian, Jakuan, Firasian and Vulturan history disagrees.

They have become "permanent stains" on the map.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:They have become "permanent stains" on the map.

You must mean "weapons testing zones".

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parrona wrote:"Ensuring that quality is kept"

“Helping the greater good”

Matrixulated, Parrona

Itrosomia wrote:“Helping the greater good”

"preventing overpopulation and ensuring a brighter future"

Also, WH40K reference?

Alekseandrea wrote:You must mean "weapons testing zones".

Soon...soon I tell you.

Eakira: Rightful colony of Horsea

Vultur: Godforsaken commies that murder countless

Jaku Progenitors: Stuck up jackasses

I am going to end this fruitless discussion now.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Why do so many people hate spookynessiticity?

Personally, I hate it because it isn't a legitimate/recognised word that is clearly defined in the Dictionary...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Quaterna

Why don't people want to make POTATA witches? :(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Uberwald Sorcerous Republic wrote:Hallo!

People seem to be greeting you, so I shall join the trend.

Hi! Welcome to Spiritus! :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Z-Day is IN 3 HOURS

I corrected myself

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

HELP ME I FORGOT ABOUT Z DAY , but any nation who needs help with exterminating zombies, just telegram me and I got you,

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rhinononon wrote:HELP ME I FORGOT ABOUT Z DAY , but any nation who needs help with exterminating zombies, just telegram me and I got you,

This is my first Z day *gulp*

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:This is my first Z day *gulp*

Same

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Same

It's my... fifth? I don't know.

On that note I *really* don't want to be in charge this time or be involved as much as I usually am this time, so if anyone else wants to... Head on over to Discord. ;) Actually that goes for everyone, JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER FOR THE ZOMBIE EVENT! :D

We're going to be a *curing* region, no infected and no dead is the goal, as always!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Salaxalans wrote:It's my... fifth? I don't know.

On that note I *really* don't want to be in charge this time or be involved as much as I usually am this time, so if anyone else wants to... Head on over to Discord. ;) Actually that goes for everyone, JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER FOR THE ZOMBIE EVENT! :D

We're going to be a *curing* region, no infected and no dead is the goal, as always!

Awww that takes the fun out of it

Matrixulated

Nah I think I can make the cure, but if I get hit and my infected are above survivors, If nobody can cure me kill me, please

Matrixulated

Don't worry, cure missiles will be out in force!

Spooky Spiritus will rise again!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ltin Corporation will be able to provide limited defense services, for a price.

Matrixulated

Ltin Corporation wrote:Ltin Corporation will be able to provide limited defense services, for a price.

Ltin Corporation should make sure those defenses are cure missiles :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Rhinononon wrote:Nah I think I can make the cure, but if I get hit and my infected are above survivors, If nobody can cure me kill me, please

. . . and JayZeeJay licks his lips.

[B]M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Tim-Opolis wrote:Ltin Corporation should make sure those defenses are cure missiles :D

For a Price

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated

WOOOO IT HAS BEGUN! CURE CURE CURE!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Once you set to cure you'll get cure missiles after a little while, those can uninflect zombies! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Whoo, we're live!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Z-Day Update: Hour 1

Following the establishment of Spiritus Protocol Z, which mandates Cure Efforts and outlaws Extermination and Embracing, we have seen multitudes join the effort.

While a few dissidents do stand out, we hope they will reform before they risk ejection.

Research The Cure, Save The Region!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Fulford Island, The Parron Republic, Deadly Disruptions

Battle labs, working on cure now.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Our Z-Rating has already dropped!

Previously sitting at 21.0, our glorious efforts have already reduced it to 17.5. Keep on curing, folks!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

I just noticed that TRR is 2nd for most dead.

I believe that there is a bunch of camping exterminators waiting for ejected embracers.

On a side note: Noooooo! My puppets! I lost the passwords to 10 of them!

(that was supposed to be my horders)

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated

The Z-Day Rating Drops Again!

Folks, we keep on winning! Our rating has dropped from 17 to 13.6!

Contagion keeps dropping!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hey there folks! Those who're curing at the moment, you should join us on Discord if you haven't already! If you haven't/can't though, I'll try to keep an updated target list on the RMB here for people to go off of, at least until I have to go in to work. o/

Target list, in order of precedence, is courtesy of Wuufu's amazing bot Tammy:

1. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pixelpark - Almost done

2. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaiser_bomburg

3. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=baron_von_schmitt

4. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=consigahria

5. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=tim-opolis

6. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=orthus_mundus

7. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_spirit

8. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=jamocha

9. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=imperial_cross

10. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=malsitar

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Salmonan, The Parron Republic

How do I start curing?

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:How do I start curing?

There's a new button on your nation page, once you click that, you will see an option to start curing :)

Matrixulated

Dusk Station wrote:There's a new button on your nation page, once you click that, you will see an option to start curing :)

Oh yikes, 241,275,300 zombies already

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, The Millidari Democratic Council

How long after you begin researching before you get a cure missile?

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:How long after you begin researching before you get a cure missile?

Two updates! There's one update every hour.

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:How long after you begin researching before you get a cure missile?

About an hour or so. I think it's affected as well by the regional infection status, so if more people are researching, you get them a bit faster.

Statens wrote:Oh yikes, 241,275,300 zombies already

We've already cured several nations that had over a billion! All it takes is teamwork and you can see the survivors numbers increase by leaps and bounds :)

Matrixulated

Goodness, I came in late. 600+ million zombos in my nation. *cure research intensifies*

Matrixulated

Legendus wrote:Goodness, I came in late. 600+ million zombos in my nation. *cure research intensifies*

It's never too late to start researching. As long as we aren't having people die, we're golden :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Dusk Station wrote:It's never too late to start researching. As long as we aren't having people die, we're golden :D

Oh yeah. Death is bad. I also see that I've been cured a bit by Fulford Island and Wonkies. Thanks, buddies!

Matrixulated

Started a Z-Day log since it's my first one.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=909217

This is going to get interesting.

Edit: I would also like to thank everyone whom has been sending me cure missiles.

:)

Tim-Opolis, Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alright guys. I'm afraid I need to go off to work now :c

So I've left a link to the list that Wuufu kindly generated for us on Discord. In theory the folks from Discord will be able to link new nations, but if they go dark, look for small nations that haven't set to cure yet. We're trying for a zero deaths cure rate this year, and if a nation gets too many zombies, people start dying! Always try to coordinate, and I'll be back (hopefully) in about 8 hours guys and gals. :D

Let's Cure Spiritus!

-Red Dusk

Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

[nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the studly spud[/nation] = cured

[nation=short]Fulford Island[/nation] = cured

Could someone throw some cure missiles my way, please, before my population gets out of hand?

OK, back to the curing . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[List][*]Auztraalia cured ✔[/list]

...for now.

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Can you cure yourself?

The Cure Goes On!

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Sack time for me, fellas!

I just cured [nation=short]The New Khanate[/nation] before lights out.

Keep curing!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Parrona, The Parron Republic

I found another puppet! Now I have an extra, that needs a job. Thinking about helping KoD with their live targets, but then again, why should I help a salt mine?

I want to hear your opinions, to help, or not.

FAQ

(of course it's with a puppet)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

"Animal Farmerica is free of infection!"

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Salmonan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Woo, cure status is "manufacturing en masse" and our infection rating is -37.1! We did good! :D Should be pretty easy getting everything healed all the way!

Matrixulated, Salmonan, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan

It's saying I rank 5th in the region for Most Dead, but I don't have any population that's dead.

So if having 0 dead gets you 5th place, I can't imagine - literally - what would get you first place.

UPDATE: Apparently it's also 0.

Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Salmonan, The Parron Republic

The Millidari Democratic Council

This one

And the two Parronas.

That's all my puppets, feel free to hit.

Matrixulated

Legendus wrote:It's saying I rank 5th in the region for Most Dead, but I don't have any population that's dead.

So if having 0 dead gets you 5th place, I can't imagine - literally - what would get you first place.

UPDATE: Apparently it's also 0.

I think since nobody in the region has any dead it just has nations in random order. :P

Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

*prepares for onslaught of denouncements*

(For razing settlements that were overrun)

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

[spoiler= The Treaty with 21 Demands (The 21 demands, not the actual treaty)]

[list=1]

[*]United Parronia will cease to exist. (Audacious!) (also, -1000 prestige)

[*]Sovereign Directorate will be recognized as a sovereign state. (ruled by fat pigs still stuffing their faces with JZJ knows what)

[*]The Parronan Commune will be recognized as a sovereign state.

[*]The Republic of Parrona will be recognized as a sovereign state. (these bastards, again)

[*]The Republic of Parrona will be recognized as one of the successor states to United Parronia. (lose all stability, Parrona and Parron Republic rekt)

[*]The Horsean controlled Merchant League of Horsea will temporarily gain control of Dusailis.

[*]Parrona will renounce all claims to the Rim territories.

[*]The fleets stationed in the Rim will be mothballed.

[*]The fleets stationed in the Low Parronia region will be mothballed.

[*]Parrona will open it's borders for the newly independent states.

[*]Parrona will sign

• non-aggression treaties

• several trade agreements

with the states.

[*]Parrona will not reclaim the mothballed fleets without consent from all signatories.

[*]Parrona will not be able to conduct any war games.

[*]Parrona will not blockade planets belonging to the states.

[*]Eakira will be allowed to establish military bases in Parrona.

[*]Any system could gain independence from Parrona if another nation agrees.

[*]Parrona will cease any further weapons production.

[*]All colonies seized from vassals will be released.

[*]Parrona will be placed under Eakiran supervision for the next 200 years.

[*]Parrona will accept all responsibility for the war.

[*]Parrona will pay war reparations to all states.

[/list]

[/spoiler]

Why we signed this s**t will come later.

Also, yay little Treaty of Versailles, we'll see how it turns out...

Matrixulated

Wow guys. Insane work curing the region! We're roughly 13 hours into the 32 hour event and we've essentially cured the region, only ~27 million zombies left in a cluster of nations. With the cure fully deployed and people dedicated to curing, they'll be gone in probably an hour or 2 at most.

I'm happy to say I'm proud of our region, and what we're capable of when we work together :)

-Red Dusk

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Hey, where is the discord?

Less than 1% infected left in the region! As long as we keep the borders close, it is safe to say that the undead threat has been neutralised.

I hereby declare a victory for the living in Spiritus!

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:"Animal Farmerica is free of infection!"

Huzzah!

OOC: I note that all my puppets are now clear - I was in the process of clearing them myself, and had got them all down to below 100 million zombies, before I fell asleep - It had been a long day...

Thank you to all those that helped!

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, where is the discord?

https://discordapp.com/invite/bRk6989

use this link ;)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:OOC: I note that all my puppets are now clear - I was in the process of clearing them myself, and had got them all down to below 100 million zombies, before I fell asleep - It had been a long day...

Thank you to all those that helped!

Thank you for chucking a few cure missiles my way!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Knurdistan

Who needs help curing their zombies?

Alekseandrea

Statens wrote:Who needs help?

Check the discord.

I'll post Tammy's list here as soon she's ready. ;)

Or just start curing. That works too.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Check the discord.

I'll post Tammy's list here as soon she's ready. ;)

Or just start curing. That works too.

I can't get on the discord :(

Alekseandrea

I just want to acknowledge the 14 nations researching the cure, 26 exterminators, and the 50+ nations that embraced the blight.

(yes it is a logistical nightmare, may have involved bots that send notifications if someone tried curing/exterminating the embracers and a regularly updated map of uninfected regions)

Also, congrats to Firas Successor State for being the only lone exporter.

Congrats to Horsean for having most kills among the swarm.

...and Snakkra for most cured.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens

Statens wrote:I can't get on the discord :(

I'll post the to cure list here as soon as the new version is ready.

Matrixulated, Statens

THE CURE LIST!

http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/7f063134

Matrixulated

Curing those whom say "nothing" on the list, got 2 down

Also, the Statens log dispatch is coming along nicely

Matrixulated

I need another target to sp00k (cure)

Matrixulated

Fulford Island wrote:I need another target to sp00k (cure)

Check the list above, or pick anyone with zombies.

Fulford Island wrote:I need another target to sp00k (cure)

I'm working to cure Malsitar

Check http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/7f063134

Latest check: http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/97999456

Fulford Island

Spiritus is 18th place for most survivors!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Spiritus is 18th place for most survivors!

Woo!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

It seems like there are no zombies left!

Please wait for the official tally.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

There are still targets: http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/728e3e6e

Alekseandrea wrote:There are still targets: http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/728e3e6e

I still can’t open it

Itrosomia wrote:I still can’t open it

I can't tell you why that is.

On a more positive note, it seems we are clear once more.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

RIP Cir-Aries Demilitarized Zone of the International Debating Area, the first non exporter to get steamrolled.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Wow, and I was sleeping/in lectures the whole time :/

Matrixulated

We seem to be clear for now. Keep an eye out for newcomers.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

We've moved up to 17th place!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Notice:

Tammy is down for 15 minutes of so,

don't expect any updated list in that time.

Matrixulated

We're clear: http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/9f45a9a0

Keep an eye out for newcomers.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:We're clear: http://tammy.wuufu.co.uk/p/9f45a9a0

Keep an eye out for newcomers.

Um, I'll quickly switch a puppet to cure, and send it here.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Cure missiles, please...

...and I'll be off.

Actually I like it here, I'll camp for now...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

WHOOHOO WE'RE ZOMBIE FREE!!!! NO MORE SPOOK'EMS!!!!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Prunasia

Gaelic Waffle wrote:WHOOHOO WE'RE ZOMBIE FREE!!!! NO MORE SPOOK'EMS!!!!

Says who?

There are still many zombies out there, unless every last one out cured/killed, you cannot say that. Of course, we aren't that brave to go out, we'll just watch from here.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Says who?

There are still many zombies out there, unless every last one out cured/killed, you cannot say that. Of course, we aren't that brave to go out, we'll just watch from here.

Maybe in the rest of the world, but behind our borders we're safe!

Good work team, we've already won Z-Day!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

Finally zombie free! :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

OMG ZERO ZOMBIES!!!

We're in 8th for Most Survivors + NO Infected!!

[spoiler=and a bit of salt]

I love how some of our nations are leaving for the one that is winning in most survivors

Also, how can you be in first for most survivors and most dead?

That's all :) [/spoiler]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Any nations who leave, or have left, should be publicly named and shamed for the Muppets they are!

Wankers!

M.

Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

Why don't we keep the borders closed for 30 days to stop them from coming back?

#BuildTheWall

:P

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

I keep thinking this was toooo easy...

**Looks around nervously**

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I keep thinking this was toooo easy...

**Looks around nervously**

Same!! I'm worried about a mutation or something. :P

Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

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