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I built a Dinosaur park on an island and my economy rose, doesnt matter that there are weekly breakou- I mean security issues, I have a Very Strong economy now and a lot of happy citizens.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Deranged Squirrels

We kicked all illegal aliens out of my country. And by aliens we mean from outter space

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Deranged Squirrels

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We kicked all illegal aliens out of my country. And by aliens we mean from outter space

*Gasp* that's racist! Aliens are people too!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We kicked all illegal aliens out of my country. And by aliens we mean from outter space

Deranged Squirrels wrote:*Gasp* that's racist! Aliens are people too!

" Build a wall. Yes, that's right, we're going to build a wall to keep those aliens out. We're going to build it. We are going to build that wall, people, and they are going to pay for it! They will pay for the wall to be built.

Then we'll build a dome. Yes, I said we're going to build a dome to keep those alien-aliens out. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it, people! We're gonna build a dome and I'm telling you now folks, we're going to make those alien-aliens pay for it. Yes, I said it! They will pay for the dome to be built! Yep, we're gonna make the Dominion of Ah-eh-ioh-uh great again, everybody."

Something like that?

If the Squirrels weren't already deranged, they'd lose their nut-riddled sh*t over that full-fat public service announcement.

I'm just saying . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Oh my Furniture Restoration industry rose by 1558% DAMN!

Problem is, it was in the negative, so I still only have a 60 score on it.

feelsbadman

Matrixulated

Are you Max Barry, [nation=short]Ustrus[/nation]? >_>

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus

\o/ oitnb

Matrixulated

Ustrus wrote:you know what would be weird: if this site was really a lie and everyone you ever talk to is just max berry pretending to be a new guy

Hi, Max!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus

Alekseandrea wrote:More present...

You are present or you aren't.

There is no middle ground.

There is a box in the room or there isn't.

The box is present in said room or isn't.

Box-like things have nothing to do with it.

And our security guard is present in the room with the monitors, the monitors merely expand his angles of view.

Seeing things on a screen doesn't make you present for said things.

I wasn't present for the filming of 'star wars: episode 1', yet I saw the movie.

And one can perfectly be 100 percent present without paying any attention. Like sleeping in a room. You can't sleep in a room if you aren't present there.

The security guard, if he had an infinite amount of cameras and the power to process the influx of data, would be an example of partial omniscience, because he would know what happened everywhere at a certain point of time.

(For complete omniscience one needs to know everything. EVERYTHING.)

Nothing more.

Omnipresence requires one to be everywhere at once. Like an infinitely large field of phlogiston.

This might lead to omniscience (the omnipresence, not the phlogiston), but is no guarantee for omniscience.

You're thinking in human terms. While I do not endorse the deity of the local version, Christian theology is that Jesus was both fully man and fully God. If you consider this in terms of a human, then you're fairly right. But in this particular case we're not discussing the limits of a normal man.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Aletenii wrote:Or he's a self-proclaimed holy version of Schrodinger's cat...

Better, more concise, analogy...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Is it just me or is JZJ slightly annoyed by me?

Should I fear being smitten by lighting?

Eaten alive?

Roasted?

Watching 'titanic'?

Not annoyed, amused - I like to think of you as a lovable pet, that occasionally messes up, but in an adorable manner, whilst at other times you prove to be pure genius, and worthy of praise...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Istanialand wrote:You're thinking in human terms. While I do not endorse the deity of the local version, Christian theology is that Jesus was both fully man and fully God. If you consider this in terms of a human, then you're fairly right. But in this particular case we're not discussing the limits of a normal man.

Nicely reasoned point!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Istanialand

Furniture restoration went up by 1558% first, so it was at a score of 6, and I made it go up by 979% again!

It all makes sense of course because I'm Swedish. IKEA gives me the powers.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Maltena wrote:Furniture restoration went up by 1558% first, so it was at a score of 6, and I made it go up by 979% again!

It all makes sense of course because I'm Swedish. IKEA gives me the powers.

Hah Hah!

Love your meatballs by the way.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hah Hah!

Love your meatballs by the way.

:D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Istanialand wrote:You're thinking in human terms. While I do not endorse the deity of the local version, Christian theology is that Jesus was both fully man and fully God. If you consider this in terms of a human, then you're fairly right. But in this particular case we're not discussing the limits of a normal man.

Or fish.

Matrixulated

Deranged Squirrels wrote:*Gasp* that's racist! Aliens are people too!

Well these aliens were abducting our citizens against their will. They broke many laws and will pay the price. Scientific testing has revealed that they are in fact not human. They have been put on trial for war crimes and are expected to face execution some time soon.

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Well these aliens were abducting our citizens against their will. They broke many laws and will pay the price. Scientific testing has revealed that they are in fact not human. They have been put on trial for war crimes and are expected to face execution some time soon.

That does make sense... But you should hold a meeting with the aliens to see if you can come at a compromise and get them to stop abducting people.

Matrixulated

Deranged Squirrels wrote:That does make sense... But you should hold a meeting with the aliens to see if you can come at a compromise and get them to stop abducting people.

We forced their government to agree to keep out of our land/airspace henceforth. They agreed that their soldiers should stand Vivi trial. They are to be executed soon. The aliens looked into Vivan history and discovered that all attempted invasions of our nation have failed miserably. They are also scared of the Vivi custom of scalping enemies

Matrixulated

Scalping is pretty scary, I'll agree with the aliens on that one. :P

Matrixulated

Istanialand wrote:You're thinking in human terms. While I do not endorse the deity of the local version, Christian theology is that Jesus was both fully man and fully God. If you consider this in terms of a human, then you're fairly right. But in this particular case we're not discussing the limits of a normal man.

Your doublethink makes Ingsoc proud.

What's next? Newspeak?

To madness this line of thinking leads.

And the book Christianity is based on is over 2000 years old AND translated multiple times before we ended up with the current versions.

For all we know it could be written by typewriting monkeys.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Not annoyed, amused - I like to think of you as a lovable pet, that occasionally messes up, but in an adorable manner, whilst at other times you prove to be pure genius, and worthy of praise...

That's mortalist.

I'm not a pet.

And I reached my position by my own merits.

You were gifted with powers from your father.

I consider that cheating.

You're nothing more than a daddy's boy, who was gifted things way too expensive and before you were ready for those gifts.

Because your father is either incompetent or malevolent.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We forced their government to agree to keep out of our land/airspace henceforth. They agreed that their soldiers should stand Vivi trial. They are to be executed soon. The aliens looked into Vivan history and discovered that all attempted invasions of our nation have failed miserably. They are also scared of the Vivi custom of scalping enemies

No! Don't do it!

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We forced their government to agree to keep out of our land/airspace henceforth. They agreed that their soldiers should stand Vivi trial. They are to be executed soon. The aliens looked into Vivan history and discovered that all attempted invasions of our nation have failed miserably. They are also scared of the Vivi custom of scalping enemies

So this confirms that these aliens actually have scalps, and hair to go with it?

I hope they all have early to middle 1980's New Romantic mullets.

Big ones.

Now that would be a scalp worth taking, methinks.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:So this confirms that these aliens actually have scalps, and hair to go with it?

I hope they all have early to middle 1980's New Romantic mullets.

Big ones.

Now that would be a scalp worth taking, methinks.

M.

These were Roswell Greys so no, they didn't have hair. But their bodies did provide us with some great science research. Not to mention the flying saucers we captured. Their bones make some really nice flutes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:These were Roswell Greys so no, they didn't have hair. But their bodies did provide us with some great science research. Not to mention the flying saucers we captured. Their bones make some really nice flutes.

So they call it 'great science research' these days.

I do not doubt you probed them very thoroughly.

If I examine aliens I simply gather data.

And why did you make those flutes?

The large amount of time those aliens spent weightless ruins the quality of the bones.

You could have sold those bones to the other aliens.

You chose to make a low-quality flutes instead.

*sarcastic clapping*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:So they call it 'great science research' these days.

I do not doubt you probed them very thoroughly.

If I examine aliens I simply gather data.

And why did you make those flutes?

The large amount of time those aliens spent weightless ruins the quality of the bones.

You could have sold those bones to the other aliens.

You chose to make a low-quality flutes instead.

*sarcastic clapping*

We are not currently in contact with any other alien civilizations so we can't really do that. And the flutes worked pretty damn well in the music for our victory parade

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We are not currently in contact with any other alien civilizations so we can't really do that. And the flutes worked pretty damn well in the music for our victory parade

Why not just use their bones as drumsticks?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Oasis Islands wrote:Why not just use their bones as drumsticks?

We do that too. It is part of Vivi culture to never waste anything. Every part of the enemy should be used in every possible way. Like the veins and stuff, sometimes we use those for bowstrings or guitar strings.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We do that too. It is part of Vivi culture to never waste anything. Every part of the enemy should be used in every possible way. Like the veins and stuff, sometimes we use those for bowstrings or guitar strings.

Somewhere this conversation took a left-turn and now its just some sick sh*t.

Seriously. Im going to heave.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Darkweb.

Where's JZJ? The trash is piling up and he isn't here to clean it up.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Good Economy: Check

Good Enviroment: Check

Accidently Barcoded My Citizens: Check

Wait a second...

Matrixulated, Darkweb

Maltena wrote:Good Economy: Check

Good Enviroment: Check

Accidently Barcoded My Citizens: Check

Wait a second...

Everyone knows that GPS-trackers work better!

You should be use them.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Everyone knows that GPS-trackers work better!

You should be use them.

Currently we dont actually track them doe, they only have small barcodes, no trackers.

But gps trackers would cost money, money that I can use to make my lif- I mean my citizens lives better.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Everyone knows that GPS-trackers work better!

You should be use them.

Maltena wrote:Currently we dont actually track them doe, they only have small barcodes, no trackers.

But gps trackers would cost money, money that I can use to make my lif- I mean my citizens lives better.

Easy solution guys . . . when you visit the grocery store for your weekly food shopping, scan yourself too.

M.

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Easy solution guys . . . when you visit the grocery store for your weekly food shopping, scan yourself too.

M.

Even better, give them a discount on whatever they bought if its their birthday.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

If somebody commits a big enough crime and escapes from prison and then does more big crime, we execute them.

Matrixulated

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:If somebody commits a big enough crime and escapes from prison and then does more big crime, we execute them.

We just execute all prisoners in gladiatorial battle. It's cheaper than building more prisons!

Matrixulated

We have gladitorial battles too. But we only resort to them when the criminal is too dangerous to be kept alive. Sometimes we have a hungergames arena

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Darkweb wrote:Where's JZJ? The trash is piling up and he isn't here to clean it up.

You mean these?!

5 hours ago: Sasshi ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Prime equator ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Alef one ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Miraren ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Jieng ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Soviet isle ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Egalitland ceased to exist.

My hordes are busily scouring these nations and devouring every last citizen that refuses to convert, while the military and intelligence sections of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus clean up, indoctrinate the new recruits, and retrieve any other valuable materials...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You mean these?!

5 hours ago: Sasshi ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Prime equator ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Alef one ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Miraren ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Jieng ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Soviet isle ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Egalitland ceased to exist.

My hordes are busily scouring these nations and devouring every last citizen that refuses to convert, while the military and intelligence sections of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus clean up, indoctrinate the new recruits, and retrieve any other valuable materials...

Hmmm.... That's kind of immoral....but I suppose there is nothing we can do about it?....

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You mean these?!

5 hours ago: Sasshi ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Prime equator ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Alef one ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Miraren ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Jieng ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Soviet isle ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Egalitland ceased to exist.

My hordes are busily scouring these nations and devouring every last citizen that refuses to convert, while the military and intelligence sections of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus clean up, indoctrinate the new recruits, and retrieve any other valuable materials...

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Hmmm.... That's kind of immoral....but I suppose there is nothing we can do about it?....

Says the guy who executed all those aliens...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I just killed millions of people.

Matrixulated

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Says the guy who executed all those aliens...

They were too dangerous to be kept alive. They commited crimes of war and were quite capable of breaking out of prison. We will not risk the lives of our citizens to be overlysentimental to war criminals.

Matrixulated

The Oasis Islands wrote:I just killed millions of people.

Not something I would brag about but hey, whatever tickles your fancy.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You mean these?!

5 hours ago: Sasshi ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Prime equator ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Alef one ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Miraren ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Jieng ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Soviet isle ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Egalitland ceased to exist.

My hordes are busily scouring these nations and devouring every last citizen that refuses to convert, while the military and intelligence sections of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus clean up, indoctrinate the new recruits, and retrieve any other valuable materials...

. . . and not a single "omm nom nom" to be heard!

Either JayZeeJay has finally learned that it's the height of bad manners to talk with your mouth full, or . . .

He and his horde are operating in some kind of stealth mode which is bad for all of us.

Be vigilant!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

No matter what I do, the furniture restoration industry goes up by 55%.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

State sponsored arson should do the job.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Furniture restoration is important!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

+100% freedom from taxation so its back at normal.

Decrease it by 370% again.

Welcome to Maltena.

Matrixulated

OH NO ME CIVIL RIGHTS HAS GONE BELOW AVERAGE

Send help!

Wait my foreign help also decreased by 50%, so why would people help me..

think think think

TAXES

Matrixulated

Guys, I may or may now have decreased the freedom from taxation by, well, a lot a lot of %.

http://imgur.com/DFWR9YZ

BUT HEY FURNITURE RESTORATION WENT UP BY LIKE 100% SO ITS ALL GUD

Ikea power.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Whoever has the country named Sweden had better have a huge furniture restoration industry.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sometimes for particularly evil criminals, we put a glass of water just beyond their reach. From behind the bars they try to get the glass of water to quench their thirst but it is just out of reach. They die trying to reach the water. In our dungeons you can still the see skeletons reaching their skeleton hands towards a glass of water....

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

O_O

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

#spexit

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:#spexit

NO, WE ARE NOT DOING THAT TO OUR ECONOMY ,NO.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I got a new issue after the 2000% decrease in freedom from taxation.

"A recent poll has revealed high levels of dissatisfaction among the populace about tax rates."

O RLY

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:#spexit

roflmfao

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Maltena wrote:I got a new issue after the 2000% decrease in freedom from taxation.

"A recent poll has revealed high levels of dissatisfaction among the populace about tax rates."

O RLY

Blame it on unregulated and unfair competition, Maltena!

It was those very same, "high levels of dissatisfaction" that created the opportunity when Local, State, Regional, and even National legislature could, and maybe should, have intervened to curb the explosive growth of services like UBER.

Existing services, be they hackney cab, private sedan or limousine just cannot compete with the rates . . . oh wait, I thought you said taxi rates.

Never mind.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

"There is a village somewhere that is missing you."

I remember a certain someone wearing a certain t-shirt with a certain slogan on the front to a certain ComiCon.

I'm certain.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:idiot

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:"There is a village somewhere that is missing you."

I remember a certain someone wearing a certain t-shirt with a certain slogan on the front to a certain ComiCon.

I'm certain.

And I'm certain that YOU were the certain someone that I took to that certain Comic-Con.

I'm certain that's WHY I wore the T-shirt, you idiot.

Ungrateful brat. No more Sailor Moon DVD's for you!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Furniture restoration is important!

Especially, since Rogue Lumberjacks hasn't been seen in 33 days, and he could have provided the best materials for manufacture of good quality new furniture...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Especially, since Rogue Lumberjacks hasn't been seen in 33 days, and he could have provided the best materials for manufacture of good quality new furniture...

I should specify he hasn't passed any legislation in 33 days, but there is listed some "governmental activity" 23 days ago...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I should specify he hasn't passed any legislation in 33 days, but there is listed some "governmental activity" 23 days ago...

I do hope he doesn't end up on your menu, Mr Jay.

It would be a tragic irony if you used a wooden toothpick, (manufactured by Rogue Lumberjacks) to clean your teeth after feasting on said, sadly deceased, Rogue Lumberjacks.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Oh no!

Somebody sound the alarm!

I know for damned sure JayZeeJay is licking his lips in anticipation and probably doing the potty-dance with excitement at the thought of sinking his teeth into our esteemed and venerable cohort, Rogue Lumberjacks!

Send out a search party!

All hands on deck . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Ungrateful brat. No more Sailor Moon DVD's for you!

M.

They are an investment. I told you that!

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Oh no!

Somebody sound the alarm!

I know for damned sure JayZeeJay is licking his lips in anticipation and probably doing the potty-dance with excitement at the thought of sinking his teeth into our esteemed and venerable cohort, Rogue Lumberjacks!

Send out a search party!

All hands on deck . . .

M.

Sorry Unc, I'd love to help but my village needs me. It's Sunday night and Game of Thrones is on soon.

Best of luck.

#SAVERogue Lumberjacks

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Sorry Unc, I'd love to help but my village needs me. It's Sunday night and Game of Thrones is on soon.

Best of luck.

#SAVERogue Lumberjacks

That was actually funny!

Well-played, sir.

Except for the last part, which is not funny, but very serious and I agree . . .

#SAVERogue Lumberjacks

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Who is Rogue Lumberjacks?

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Oh no!

Somebody sound the alarm!

I know for damned sure JayZeeJay is licking his lips in anticipation and probably doing the potty-dance with excitement at the thought of sinking his teeth into our esteemed and venerable cohort, Rogue Lumberjacks!

Send out a search party!

All hands on deck . . .

M.

Atleast I did the decent thing of warning you all...

- Some don't get a warning!

**Salivates and licks lips repeatedly over thoughts involving garlic-buttered glutes and unrestricted access to anyone who is "not careful"**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[nation=short]Istanialand[/nation], someone who posted on here a lot but now seems to have vanished. :(

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

Also: #spexit

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Also: #spexit

:(

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Also: #spexit

Spexit?

Matrixulated

The Aletenii wrote:Spexit?

Spiritus + Exit = Spexit

Matrixulated

The Oasis Islands wrote:Spiritus + Exit = Spexit

Ah.

Matrixulated

But what would we be exiting from? Afterall, we never did get those FRA bills passed! :P

Matrixulated

Hey guys, why are you leaving NS?

Matrixulated

Hey guys, why are you leaving NS?

Matrixulated

We're...not?

But if we were, it'd be because of all of those Bigtopians coming over and taking good innocent Maxtopian jobs!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, Alekseandrea

Tim-Opolis wrote:We're...not?

But if we were, it'd be because of all of those Bigtopians coming over and taking good innocent Maxtopian jobs!

Yes! Exactly!

Bloody foreigners.

Thanks for the new poll, Boss Potato, you knows how I'za luuuuuuvve my polls.

One suggestion though . . . or a request?

Remember "Ferris Buellers Day Off" and the 'Save Ferris' campaign?

Could you add a SAVE Rogue Lumberjacks option to the poll?

Anything we can do to prevent the Jedi-Zombie horde from feasting on our friend . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Look, we need to take our region back. These WA regulations force us to do things. We need spiritan laws to be governed by spiritians. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to declare our independence from unelected beuracuats. Finally, about the experts, they're stupid and all will be fine. Just trust the hair, okay.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*through a cloud of smoke, a mysteriously caped figure, smelling vaguely of fish, dramatically enters the room brandishing a gleaming cane... and trips*

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand, The Grammar Force

Haircuts illegal.

Matrixulated, Istanialand

Tim-Opolis wrote:We're...not?

But if we were, it'd be because of all of those Bigtopians coming over and taking good innocent Maxtopian jobs!

We have reason to beleive that Al Queida and Katrina are connected, because they both start with a K.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Tim-Opolis wrote:We're...not?

But if we were, it'd be because of all of those Bigtopians coming over and taking good innocent Maxtopian jobs!

We have reason to beleive that Al Queida and Katrina are connected, because they both start with a K.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phonexia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

sup

Matrixulated

Amkoria wrote:sup

The ceiling.

Matrixulated

Stay in the NA

Matrixulated

Putaoya wrote:Stay in the NA

Huh?

It's one of Spudaxalans polls, not an actual realistic intent to leave Nation States.

Y'all village folk know that right?

It's just for fun.

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Resigning from NS until my life is stable. I'm applying for a new job and making preparations to move out.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand

The Aletenii wrote:Resigning from NS until my life is stable. I'm applying for a new job and making preparations to move out.

Good luck! Best wishes and come back to us here in Spiritus when you're ready, willing, and stable.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Why do I have a negative gambling industry? How is that even possible?!

Matrixulated, Istanialand

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Why do I have a negative gambling industry? How is that even possible?!

It's made possible by putting all your chips down on red, but then black wins, the House wins, and you now have no money.

Or something like that?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.