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Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
Post self-deleted by Masylvana.
Just make sure you don't accidentally turn it into potato vodka.
Unless you hate your liver, stomach, brain...hell your whole body.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Nope. You?
Matrixulated, Masylvana
Hi
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
I only drink liquified potatoes or normal vodka. Potato vodka was made by potato satan for potato pagans.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Why don't we just ban all starchy vegetables of any kind. Potatoes, gone. Corn, gone. Squashes, gone. Any other one I didn't mention, gone. No more wars. Peoples freedoms don't matter.
Matrixulated, Potatogion
HOW VERY DARE YOU EVEN MENTION SUCH A THING!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM OUR GREAT BLUE AND GREEN POTATO! I think this is a sign that we should make the potato war even bigger. Spread the war to all other regions and even to the world assembly.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
YOU MEAN CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY FRIES?!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
Well said good sir
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion
Why thank you. I had to travel across the land, searching far and wide, for these answers to understand; the reason anyone wouldn't like potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
But they're still named after cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Raaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Over my dead body!!!
Now THAT is Spiritus, and why we will FIGHT for our spuds.
Well, YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy A
And YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy S
And YOU can pucker-up and kiss my spuddy S
And for the rest of the intellectually-stunted, low-brow, potato-pirates of International_Northwestern_Union....
"To the last, I grapple with thee.
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
I'm feeling spudly....who's with me?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Potatogion
Potato war against the international northwest Union anyone? Let's go over to their region and take all of their potatoes and see how they like it!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
[I]REV UP THOSE FRYERS[/B][/I]
Potatogion
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING IN THEM!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If you answered the poll that you want to spread potatoes peacefully, you might want to change that.No one shall be neutral in World War P! all will feel the wrath of Spiritus and her great potato armies. None shall stand in the wake of the potatoes, not International_Northwest_Union, not anyone. Stand with me comrades, stand and fight to defend your potatoes!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
From each according to his potato-farming ability, to each according to his potato needs...
Potato lovers of the world unite! - You have nothing to loose but your normalcy!
Potato-fear is the path to the dark side. Potato-fear leads to potato-anger. Potato-anger leads to potato-hate. Potato-hate leads to potato-suffering...
Make potato love, not potato war!
Come and make "potato atonement" - Atonement is a moment of at-one-ment - Meditate on this: come to see you are merely a conscious component of the Potato-Universe - You are in the Potato-Universe, whilst the Potato-Universe is in You - You are one with the Potato-Universe - You are One with Everything! - The Potato is One with Everything - Now eat it with the beverage of your choice, and chill!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cosmolate, Cyrtes, Potatogion
This war is the only way; we must defend our potatoes. The potato universe will be on our side for this war and will give us strength. Potato Thor, potato xenu, potato Jesus, and even the flying potato monster will be on our side and will give us strength. We must fight back against the commies and their potato hatred. We shall spread the potatoes to all regions of this world. Maybe we will get a legislation passed for the freedom to potato. The entirety of the future is in our starchy hands. For it is the potato gods wills that this holy war shall take place.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
*International Northwestern Union
If you're gonna do it you have to do it right.
*puts M80 in potato*
Matrixulated
Comrades, they have infiltrated us and insulted us! Take up arms and fight for our freedom. FOR THE MOTHER LAND, FOR SPIRITUS, FOR POTATOES!
*pulls out potatoshrek and aims strait for the commies head*
Matrixulated
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*backhand slaps you and throws a potato* How about no?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Maybe you are both correct. We do not want an all out war against everyone who doesn't like potatoes and/or wants to take ours. But a war against the International Northwest Union does sound like a pretty good idea. We could start a war of words per say. We can stop them from taking our potatoes through speaking and not fighting. We do not want to fight our brothers and sisters, for we are all brothers and sisters in the universe.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Shut the hell up commie! But yes, we should start a war against the potato hating heathens.
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes brother! We must fight the commies who will stop at nothing to take away our potatoes! Let us all band together and fight these potato hating northwesterners!
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That was FIVE DAYS AGO people !!!
. . . 5 days . . . and no word from the most famous lawnmaster in Spiritus?
W T F ??
Put down your potatoes and vodka for a second and spare a thought . . .
It's been 5 days since the Battle of Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn Encounter (BOGGLE) and the last we heard his stolen shotgun was being used as a smackdown tool. And worse than that . . .
Gimp-suit?
Ball-gag?
*shudders*
Those are words I wish I could un-see, un-read, and a mental image I'll need a welders-torch & partial-lobotomy to remove from my mind.
But still, where is OGG???
Come on Spiritus!
Rally for the Motherland, Spiritus, Potatoes, & Potato-Pride for sure, but what if those pirates of International_Northwest_Union stole OGG and are holding him hostage?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
*holds up tennis rackets*
Your attempts are futile, child.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
wow...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Spell the region name right if you want to revive any hint of respect for your little starch movement, invalid.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Nucking Futs! you're onto something! I say we launch a full scale invasion of International Northwest Union to look for grandpa, take some potatoes, and shrek some commies!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*pelts you with potatoes*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
GIVE US OUR GRANDPA BACK OR I WILL UNLEASH THE FULL POWER OF MY POTATO ARMY! If you do not give up and/or give back our grumpy grandpa I will be forced to get The Jedi-Zombi Jezus from his stay in Europe.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
To hell with peace! If they have OGG then World War P must happen! We must take back our grandpa and our potatoes! Estradia you are going DOWN!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
*Loads the potato catapult*
FIRE!!
*Flying flaming potatoes fill the air and block out the sun*
Your tennis raquet will do nothing against the power of my potatopult! Muahahahaha!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Jokes on you, I just ordered a shipment of Tennis Rackets on Amazon Prime.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Pretty sure a potato would go straight through a tennis racket you jackwagon.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
I'm pretty sure Flaming potatoes would go through a tennis racket.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Almost certainly! A commie got something right, who would have thunk it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
That is a waste of a ton of money. Only two of those things would set you back one hundred dollars give or take. Not to mention an entire shipment of enough rackets to block volleys upon volleys of flaming potatoes. You sir just wasted thousands of dollars when you could have just bought a few metal Roman legion shields for $90 apiece. At least if we go to war, we will not be going to war against a smart business man.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Maybe I want to harvest your weapons of war. Using a shield is just a waste when a Tennis racket can make perfect fries which I can sell for a huge mark up. Maybe it's you who doesn't know business.
Audriany
I see the potato war is going well. LONG LIVE SPIRITUS! LET'S TAKE THE FIGHT TO INU!!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Koskelaopia
What a delightful region.
Deserving of an embassy.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
*INWU
Get it right
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Good lord how did I miss that... I had even just read the acronym in a few messages right before posting. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Gigantic Vivan crossbows begin hurling huge Frenchfries at the rows of approaching enemies. The enemies begin falling row by row after volley after volley of Frenchfries impale their lines. One can see 6 people impaled in a row by one single Frenchfry. The fries going through rows of them like a shishkabob. Their blood going on the fries like ketchup.
The Salaxalans, Audriany
So...
Are we going to raid thos schmucks or are we going to assault them with admonishing language?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
¿Por qué no ambos? Let's raid them and shout at them. They insulted us and so we shall murder them, insult them, take their potatoes, and take dumps all over their ancestors graves!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
"Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity."
ha.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
And I've kind of missed on this.
Can someone probably give me a summary on what happened around here?
NO POTATO WARS.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I having a Nuclear war
Matrixulated, Audriany
Blasphmey!
I will into send my imaginary nukes on u!
Bastrsd.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
They kidnapped my citzens
Matrixulated, Potatogion
I ded it!
what you gunna do nao?!
Matrixulated, Potatogion
You should have bombarded them with potatoes
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Potatogion
My favorite.
Matrixulated, Audriany, Potatogion
World War P is on the brink of breaking out. International Northwest Union is trying to steal our potatoes and may or may not have kidnapped Old Grumpy Grandpa. We may be trying to invade the INU to take back potatoes, OGG, and insult them. You may want to consider joining the fight.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes
1)No.
2)Where's Gramps,actually?
3)I thought it already broke out...
4)Dunno what that union is.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
Can't raid us sorry
We've been trump'd and have had a wall build
It is a beautiful wall
Matrixulated
Well I'm happy nobody rammed in their beautiful wall.
*Cough* *Cough* Aotan. *Cough* Potata thing. *Cough* *Cough*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
And seriously,Gramps did not talk for a long time.Did he go to the university for the elderly I told him about or something?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Potatogion
1) maybe
2) probably in Florida enjoying the rest of his life
3) not truly a world war yet. Just a regional scuffle
4) they're a union of commies and jerks
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
I'm not going to waste my beautiful potatoes paying for that wall for you thanks to trump. As a great man once said TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
I just Nuked a country
Matrixulated, Audriany
y u do dis to me
Matrixulated
no i did it to Brasilistan
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Audriany
ooooooh the irony
*Has a burn mark on the great wall's ruins*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Okkkkkkk
Matrixulated, Audriany
cannot
we of having butifel Grenztruppen der INWU
Audriany
STOP SPEAKING YOUR COMMIE LANGUAGE YOU COMMIE!!
Alekseandrea, Audriany
[B]GIB 'TATOES![/B]
Matrixulated, Audriany
You threaten our potatoes with mutilation BEFORE they're cooked?
You monster.
I bet you eat kittens. As breakfast.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Radical Rights Of The People
Spud-U-Like franchises all over Spiritus are now offering Adderall or Lorazepam as new toppings on their famous baked-potato fast food specials.
Not a moment too soon, I would say . . .
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Gotta say, that sounds pretty great.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Potatoes for all! BY FORCE!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
HERE, HERE, TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
IF YOU WILL NOT ACCECPT OUR FREEDOM! WE WILL HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO BE FREE!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Stop, I can only get so erect!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Audriany
I only have so much blood in my body.
[great reference to]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Audriany
O_O
Spud-U-Like new topping number three is Viagra?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Jedi-Zombi Jezus is on a mission and will not return until it is complete - I am here in his stead, and I must regret to inform you that both [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] and [nation=short]Laughing Buddha[/nation] are "Left-leaning" hippie peacenik, potato-loving comrades!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
That is true, yes
Alekseandrea, Audriany, Cyrtes
I BET YOU EAT DOGS AS WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
WHY IS MY GOVER MENT SO BAD????
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Maybe this has something to do with it....
'Following new legislation in Telason, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.'
I'm just saying there might be a problem.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
Why hello there sir's
The Salaxalans, Audriany
NO TIME TO TALK, GRAB AVPOTATO AND THROW IT AT A COMMIE.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
*climbs Mount Potato and places a Spiritan flag on top*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes
CHARGE THE COMMIE SWINE! GET BACK GRANDPA!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
WII UU WII UU WII UU
This region is weird
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Cyrtes
You said it. But where would the world be without something weird (or extremely weird) once in a while?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
ikr?
Audriany, Cyrtes
True words we're spoken that day...
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
The day that is truly weird is the day nothing weird happens at all.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes
Absolutely right.
Brothers a sisters we must unite against this threat a use the full power of our potatoes to destroy them! I will not stand around while nonpotatoeians threaten my children a wife with their ways. They a cancer growing in this world that we must remove, but this feat is only accomplishable with our spuds. So i ask you, one question and the only one that maters, will you gather up your taters and join me in the fight?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
In the semi-darkness between night and dawn, Cyrtes skulks out of an alley in search of food. It isn't very difficult to find. The streets of Spiritus are still littered with potatoes from the recent battle, some of them cleaved into french fries by tennis rackets.
Her stomach growling with hunger, Cyrtes picks up one of the potatoes and starts gnawing on it vigorously. Only when she has eaten her fill does Cyrtes look up from another potato to speculate her surroundings. The streets of Spiritus, once so alive and active, are desolate. The only movement is that of the colony of tumbleweeds which are rolling in from the desert to populate their new territory. A thunder cloud rolls in, and before she knows it Cyrtes is standing in a torrent of rain, wondering what had caused Spiritus to become so devoid of people...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.