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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Yes, it is still well within Eurasian Alliance

No its not its free DOWN WITH COMMUNISM

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:Also I need a new poll. Maybe I could use my last post as the poll? :P

Sorry for the delay.

Ahem...

What is your favorite pun-tato?

Taters gonna tate

This poll made Itrosomia's popularity spuddenly drop

Move over, Matrixulated, you're takeing up alle the leg-ume! (Get it? Like leg room? Nevermind)

My country is slowly becoming a dic-tater-ship.

After all of these puns I'm going to need a rehabili-tater

Any more if you have them

Matrixulated, Feirmont, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

Okay those puns made my eyes bleed.

PUNS = EVIL

HUGS NOT PUNS

I think I will use [nation=short]quaterna[/nation]'s this time!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Just endorsed! Make sure you endorse the Spiritus WA Delegate, [nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation]

I did that when I first joined

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Statens wrote:STOP TRIGGERING ME AAAGGGHHH

Too lazy to right another one of those, for now.

Sooooooooo...

Both sides to deploy fortresses in effort to gain an advantage.

Crown Prince under investigation.

Pilsawa falls into Altdorfian control.

Rolmra falls into Parronan control

Eakiran Stardrifter (or cruise, if you refer that as, um, that) caught in crossfire, recovered data drives suggest Altdarfian Battleship responsible for destruction of the ECVC Docile.

RPVC Imperial the first Colossus class to exist.

Horsean begins construction on the HHS Reflection, another Colossus.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Have a nice day everyone! :)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Quaterna

I hate Thursdays.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I hate Thursdays.

M.

Because they were named after Thor, and it reminds you that you're not worthy to lift his Hammer??? 🔨⚡

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Because they were named after Thor, and it reminds you that you're not worthy to lift his Hammer??? 🔨⚡

I can't wait for the comeback from that!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Because they were named after Thor, and it reminds you that you're not worthy to lift his Hammer??? 🔨⚡

That is not why he can't lift the hammer. All of that stuff about "only the worthy can lift the hammer" is fake.

It's just really heavy. Thor can't lift it without the help of his gauntlets of strength. Giants have stolen the hammer twice. Still, matrixulated can't lift it with his skinny little coding hands. I, on the other hand have five fingers. And can lift it.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Where am I and what does anything mean?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Iteristan

Nephat Kuro wrote:Where am I and what does anything mean?
wait-

what's where and what's anything?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Iteristan wrote:wait-

what's where and what's anything?

What's on second.

What's a helluvah ballplayer!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, Iteristan

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:What's on second.

What's a helluvah ballplayer!

Huzzah!

I DON'T GIVE A DARN!!

Oh wait, that's shortstop.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:I hate Thursdays.

M.

My dad always said never to trust a man who can't handle his Thursdays.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

[spoiler= AAR-----Parronan Front ]

Thank the heavens for the ceasefire, today, guns on all fronts fall silent, because of a shaky Peace With Honour agreed by both sides to mourn the Attack on Parron and the Genocide of Manchester, Earth. My prayers are with the humans. (OOC: JZJ, what did I tell you about me finding a way around that?)

Meanwhile, the Eternal Emperor of Snakkra called for a more permanent peace, against an external threat. The occupants of the colossal ships were reptiles, and conspiracy theorists are claiming that they are demons, my opinion? They might want to see a psychiatrist. With luck and cooperation from both sides, a lasting peace may follow, but until the end of next month, a spark could engulf the known space, in the flames of war. [/spoiler]

Also, some headlines.

The nations of the United Nations of Earth prepares for EPD

Peace at last? Or just a little breathing room?

Death toll continues to rise

Parronan spaceport, scuttled or destroyed?

Parrona signs a Peace With Honour ceasefire

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Because they were named after Thor, and it reminds you that you're not worthy to lift his Hammer??? ��⚡

Meh.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens

Matrixulated wrote:Meh.

M.

W E A K - S A U C E !

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Anyone who is a fan of Roleplaying, Star Trek, or both, a Star Trek RP is being started (or rather, restarted) on the forums. Come join! http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30267987/

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Also, some headlines.....

....The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra announces,

[I]"I'm not racially-profiling the Reptilians, I think everyone should embrace counselling and therapy programmes!"

The Church of Scientology implodes, then declares "Holy War" on The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra.

The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra responds,

"Relax. Don't do it!"

Social-media is in a frenzy as sales of CHOOSE LIFE! slogan T-shirts and Frankie Goes To Hollywood music downloads skyrocket!

" Mah-hah high-yahhh

Guess what's happening now....? "

Huzzahhh-don't do it!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:. . . The Church of Scientology implodes

. . . The Eternal Emperor of Snakkra

. . . CHOOSE LIFE! slogan T-shirts

. . . and Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Say wha-whaaaaaatt?

Are you high?

WTF are you prattling on about, you plastic pillock?

FYI, "CHOOSE LIFE!" T-shirts were for ' Wham! ' fans, you plank!

The summer of 1984 . . . I know, I was there, Spuddles.

Sh¡t, you weren't even an itch in your Daddy's sack for well over another decade kiddo!

I wish he was still here. I miss my best friend.

Happy Fathers Day y'all.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

'Frankie Goes To Hollywood'

did exploit the big 'n' baggy white T-shirt fad of summer 1984 with their ubiquitous,

"Frankie Says RELAX!" slogan.

So you were close, but Frankie says . . .

YOU CHOSE

W E A K - S A U C E

SPUDDLES!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Happy Father's Day.

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Nephat Kuro wrote:Where am I and what does anything mean?

Great minds have asked this question for millennia...

Especially after a "heavy night" on their intoxicant of choice!

Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Morning folks! How's everyone's Monday starting off?

In addition, welcome to new arrivals [nation=short]Adreanncand[/nation] and [nation=short]Landeasia[/nation], hope you folks enjoy Spiritus! :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia

Tim-Opolis wrote:Morning folks! How's everyone's Monday starting off?

In addition, welcome to new arrivals [nation=short]Adreanncand[/nation] and [nation=short]Landeasia[/nation], hope you folks enjoy Spiritus! :)

Great, accept I will be trudging through NS and uh, let's not talk about that.

Matrixulated

Trudging through NS?! Why not twirl through Spiritus instead?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

Tim-Opolis wrote:Trudging through NS?! Why not twirl through Spiritus instead?

Little of both, then. Oh look it's a Monday, time to send an unmanned drone to KoD.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:Little of both, then. Oh look it's a Monday, time to send an unmanned drone to KoD.

Pew! Pew! Incoming!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Well, it looks like everyone voted for:

Should we have a poll asking if we should have a poll asking what our next poll should be?

- Yes

- No

- Potato

As our next poll

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Intergalactic Worker's Union calls for general uprising

NWUP blockades Parron

Political crisis in the Eakiran Federation as workers begin attacking government

Fellow comrades, unite against tyranny! -Viceroy of the Trade Federation

King to lead defenses of Parron

Owwalan Director to oversee defenses of Owra

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

🤔 Inactive for 7 days and nobody missed me... 😔

☡Beware Wine, Women, and Work 🚸

'tis all the above that has kept me away, although not too much work because it has been so hot here, I saw two hobbits arrive at my door, and they threw a ring at me!

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔 Inactive for 7 days and nobody missed me... 😔

☡Beware Wine, Women, and Work 🚸

'tis all the above that has kept me away, although not too much work because it has been so hot here, I saw two hobbits arrive at my door, and they threw a ring at me!

But I'm a woman :'(

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔 Inactive for 7 days and nobody missed me... 😔

☡Beware Wine, Women, and Work 🚸

'tis all the above that has kept me away, although not too much work because it has been so hot here, I saw two hobbits arrive at my door, and they threw a ring at me!

Statens wrote:But I'm a woman :'(

I wine, and I'm work!

Besides, how can anybody miss you for 7 days if you're the omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnivorous Lord J-Z-J?

I think I got all the 'omni' words.

Huzzah!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

The Parron Republic wrote:Too busy!

GET OFF MY GODDAAAAAAAAAAAMN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!

Itrosomia wrote:What if I were to...

*puts a toe onto his lawn*

*PUMPS SHOTGUN*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:What part of omnipresence do you not understand?!

- I am on it, in it, above it, below it; surrounding it, and enveloping it - I am there before grass was grass, or lawn was lawn; I am there to see the first blade of grass reach for the rays of sunlight; I am there when your lawn first sprouted, I am there when it dies, I am there when the last lawn turns brown and rots, I am there to see the last grass turn to hay, and when the last ever grass seed fails to sprout - Your lawn is forever marked by my presence, since before you were born, or long after you pass from this world - I have as much right to say your lawn is mine, as I have to say that you are mine too - I live inside everything that ever had Life, and they live inside me aswell...

ARE YOU OKAY, MAN? LOOK, WE CAN GO AND TALK IT OVER OVER A DRINK, ALRIGHT? JUST.. JUST STOP. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT HERE.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Oh hey there everyone. I hope you lot are having a nice day. :) I think I might be getting back into the NationStates spirit.

Legendus, Asmovia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY GODDAAAAAAAAAAAMN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!

*PUMPS SHOTGUN*

ARE YOU OKAY, MAN? LOOK, WE CAN GO AND TALK IT OVER OVER A DRINK, ALRIGHT? JUST.. JUST STOP. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT HERE.

*drives a Panzer III onto lawn*

Sorry, but you are not an Aryan. Your lawn is now nationalised.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I have typed the word "poll" too many times in the last five minutes.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

The Parron Republic wrote:*drives a Panzer III onto lawn*

Sorry, but you are not an Aryan. Your lawn is now nationalised.

I AM AN ARYAN. DON'T TELL ME I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR 102 YEARS AS A BLACK MAN WITHOUT NOTICING.

ALSO HITLER IS BAD.

USA!

USA!

USA!

GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, John Paul

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I AM AN ARYAN. DON'T TELL ME I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR 102 YEARS AS A BLACK MAN WITHOUT NOTICING.

ALSO HITLER IS BAD.

USA!

USA!

USA!

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Nice of you guys ito jump in to help us in WW2 at the last minute, after all the hard work was done :P

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Parron, you didn't even vote for that option in the last poll :D

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Quaterna wrote:Nice of you guys ito jump in to help us in WW2 at the last minute, after all the hard work was done :P

Nice of you to have a war in the first place. :P

The Parron Republic, Quaterna

Quaterna wrote:Parron, you didn't even vote for that option in the last poll :D

Alternative facts, that nonsense. Blah blah.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I AM AN ARYAN. DON'T TELL ME I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR 102 YEARS AS A BLACK MAN WITHOUT NOTICING.

ALSO HITLER IS BAD.

USA!

USA!

USA!

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Uh, should we embargo the Americans? Maybe.

Quaterna wrote:Nice of you guys ito jump in to help us in WW2 at the last minute, after all the hard work was done :P

That's what the USA was doing, kill stealing.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

The Parron Republic wrote:That's what the USA was doing, kill stealing.

Yeah, us Brits only ended up getting the assist :/

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Snakkra enters state of emergency as terror attack kills hundreds

Snakkran stock exchange collapses, literally

Ethereal curtain thins, slightly

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY GODDAAAAAAAAAAAMN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!

*PUMPS SHOTGUN*

ARE YOU OKAY, MAN? LOOK, WE CAN GO AND TALK IT OVER OVER A DRINK, ALRIGHT? JUST.. JUST STOP. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT HERE.

**Turns water into wine**

**Pours it on the ground to honour your lawn**

**Manifests a couple of beers**

Here!

**Hands you a beer**

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

Just been endorsed by the [nation=short]Western Union Confederate Baptist Church[/nation] - Another Church in Spiritus?! 😨😱😏 - Ofcourse the Lord blessed them with a return endorsement! - May I say welcome to them...

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Western Union Confederate Baptist Church

Quaterna wrote:Nice of you guys ito jump in to help us in WW2 at the last minute, after all the hard work was done :P

MURICA.

The Parron Republic wrote:Alternative facts, that nonsense. Blah blah.

Uh, should we embargo the Americans? Maybe.

That's what the USA was doing, kill stealing.

ACTUALLY, THE STATE OF GRUMPY GRANDPA HAS BEEN INDEPENDENT FROM THE UNITED STATES SINCE 2000, WHEN I TIRED OF PAYING MY TAXES.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Turns water into wine**

**Pours it on the ground to honour your lawn**

**Manifests a couple of beers**

Here!

**Hands you a beer**

LIFE TREATING YOU OKAY, BUDDY?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MURICA....BUDDY?

Is that beer a Hecho en Mexico or Imported from Germany OGG?

Lord J-Z-J does water into wine....not handcrafted beer.

Huzzah!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Quaterna

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Is that beer a Hecho en Mexico or Imported from Germany OGG?

Lord J-Z-J does water into wine....not handcrafted beer.

Huzzah!

PURE AMERICAN PRODUCT, SON.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Western Union Confederate Baptist Church

Last weeks poll idea was great, this could keep us supplied with polls for a few more weeks! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic

Quaterna wrote:Yeah, us Brits only ended up getting the assist :/

Russia got the participation award and France got the "first to surrender" award.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

hehehe, three way poll tie

The Parron Republic

shaka brahs how's it hangin

Violetism banned in Snakkra

(at this point I rolled 4 dice)

(Result: 16, pyrrhic victory)

King dead, invasion repelled

Long live the new sovereign!

The king is dead!

Crown Prince leads squadron.

(Result: 21, Victory)

Blockade broken!

Planet evacuated before reinforcements for Trade Federation could be called

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Russia got the participation award and France got the "first to surrender" award.

French tanks have three reverse gears. They do have a forward just in case they get attacked from the rear.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Russia got the participation award and France got the "first to surrender" award.

And Italy got the "Record side swapper award :P"

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

New Mennonites wrote:French tanks have three reverse gears. They do have a forward just in case they get attacked from the rear.

And Italian tanks are symetrical, so they can fight whichever side they've chosen as their enemy that day :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, New Mennonites

[spoiler= Trigger warning ]

Parronan home fleet to perform counterattack

Parronan fleet arrives at Parron

ITF main fleet arrives just before Parronan home fleet

PHF ambushed by colossal ships

Three way fight at Parron

Four way fight at Snal-Kra

Huge multi way fight at Aldrolis

"Eakiran Federation must unite against a common enemy", Eakiran President

In face of pleas for transparency, the United Nations of Earth declassifies top secret files

Panic over external threat "unfounded" says Eternal Emperor of Snakkra

Culveria a real threat? Or just a hoax?

UNoE files mention Culveria, identifies it as the external threat

Culveria scandal, a real topic? Or just a fairy tale?

Snakkra begins construction of Titan

Even the EEoS takes the Culverian threat seriously

[/spoiler]

Quaterna

The Parron Republic wrote:[spoiler= Trigger warning ]

Parronan home fleet to perform counterattack

Parronan fleet arrives at Parron

ITF main fleet arrives just before Parronan home fleet

PHF ambushed by colossal ships

Three way fight at Parron

Four way fight at Snal-Kra

Huge multi way fight at Aldrolis

"Eakiran Federation must unite against a common enemy", Eakiran President

In face of pleas for transparency, the United Nations of Earth declassifies top secret files

Panic over external threat "unfounded" says Eternal Emperor of Snakkra

Culveria a real threat? Or just a hoax?

UNoE files mention Culveria, identifies it as the external threat

Culveria scandal, a real topic? Or just a fairy tale?

Snakkra begins construction of Titan

Even the EEoS takes the Culverian threat seriously

[/spoiler]

Obligatory "Oh my God, he mentioned the C Word!"

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Just want to mention it more...

[spoiler= Trigger warning ]

Parrona, Horsea and the Eakiran Federation forms the "Entente Against the Common Enemy" (EACE)

Snakkra and its neighboring states forms the "United Alliance Against Culveria" (UAAC)

Socialist, communist and syndicalists form the "United Trade Union" (UTU)

Human majority states form the "Human Alliance to Combat the External Threat" (HACET)

Independent System States form the "Confederacy of Independent Systems" (CIS) <totally not reference>

Smaller states form the "United Grand Coalition" (UGC)

Larger states form the "Bloc Against Culveria" (BAC)

The "Grand Alliance Against Culveria" forms (GAAC)

Parronan King confirms reports that Culveria, is real

Violetist claim responsibility for clearing the curtain

Thining curtain reveals other side

Multiple systems named breach points

Multiple ships sighted in multiple systems!

Culveria begins invasion

Counterattack successful!

The end for Sigupor?

Liberation of Sigupor

Finality, the Titan, only serves one purpose, Eternal Emperor

Combined fleet reaches curtain, looks beyond

Culverian fleet withdraws

End of conflict?

Leaders consider preemptive strike

And... Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria Culveria

Triggered yet?

[/spoiler]

Quaterna

Not enough people are voting yes! :P

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Quaterna

my original vote was just for the sake of 3 ties :D

The Salaxalans, Speros, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

3 way tie, we'd need another poll to break the tie! :P

Matrixulated, Speros, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

Potato.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:MURICA.

ACTUALLY, THE STATE OF GRUMPY GRANDPA HAS BEEN INDEPENDENT FROM THE UNITED STATES SINCE 2000, WHEN I TIRED OF PAYING MY TAXES.

LIFE TREATING YOU OKAY, BUDDY?

I have never seen you make a post THAT WAS NOT IN ALL CAPS!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:3 way tie, we'd need another poll to break the tie! :P

So. Many. Polls.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Magirus

Itrosomia wrote:I have never seen you make a post THAT WAS NOT IN ALL CAPS!!!

Hey! Look who's found their voice!

And just when I thought Spiritus was looking lean & trim for the summer . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I have never seen you make a post THAT WAS NOT IN ALL CAPS!!!

IT IS ANGER, A FIRE THAT BURNS DEEP INSIDE ME. AN INEXPLICABLE, ETERNAL STATE THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. A HATRED TOWARDS THE CORRUPT, TOWARDS THE WEAK, TOWARDS ALL THAT IS NOT RIGHT-- ALL THAT GOES AGAINST THE TRADITIONAL VALUES OF THE UNITED STATES. WHY? I DO NOT KNOW.

PERHAPS EVENTUALLY THIS STATE OF INERTIA, OF HEBETUDE, SHALL CHANGE. PERHAPS MY ANGER IS AN IRREVERSIBLE CONSEQUENCE, PERHAPS I AM FATED TO HOLD IT IN UNTIL RAGNAROK.

THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN ALL WILL BECOME AS CLEAR AS THE SUMMER SKY.

BUT UNTIL THAT TIME COMES, GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAWN, YOU RAPSCALLION.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:I have never seen you make a post THAT WAS NOT IN ALL CAPS!!!

HE JUST HAS HIS FINGER ON SHIFT THE WHOLE TIME.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT IS ANGER, A FIRE THAT BURNS DEEP INSIDE ME. AN INEXPLICABLE, ETERNAL STATE THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. A HATRED TOWARDS THE CORRUPT, TOWARDS THE WEAK, TOWARDS ALL THAT IS NOT RIGHT-- ALL THAT GOES AGAINST THE TRADITIONAL VALUES OF THE UNITED STATES. WHY? I DO NOT KNOW.

PERHAPS EVENTUALLY THIS STATE OF INERTIA, OF HEBETUDE, SHALL CHANGE. PERHAPS MY ANGER IS AN IRREVERSIBLE CONSEQUENCE, PERHAPS I AM FATED TO HOLD IT IN UNTIL RAGNAROK.

THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN ALL WILL BECOME AS CLEAR AS THE SUMMER SKY.

BUT UNTIL THAT TIME COMES, GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAWN, YOU RAPSCALLION.

U65: Well, uh, orders?

U60: Commence bombardment

U65 and U66: Roger roger. *turns and hits each other*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Hey! Look who's found their voice!

And just when I thought Spiritus was looking lean & trim for the summer . . .

M.

[spoiler= Obligatory Audio Records ]

-Culverian Destroyer-

*ship alarms sound*

What happened!?

We lost engine power, sir!

-GAAC Frigate-

Hold tight, RAM THE DESTROYER.

Yes sir!

*GAAC Frigate collides into Culveria Destroyer*

Sub-light thrusters, ahead full!

-Culverian Cruiser-

Reverse engines, full power, divert all power, emergency speed!

*Culverian Destroyer cleaves into Culverian Cruiser*

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

HELLOOOOOOO!

I'M BACK!!!

(it's been two-ish years but between salaxalans still being delegate and the poll i feel welcome already xD)

('potato' absolutely nothing has changed you guys are gr8)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Speros, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

"I wanna always be with you, I'll give you everything I have"- if you don't know it I feel sorrow for you.

[spoiler= What can I type in here? Nothing. ]

Finality commissioned

Eternal Emperor to command Finality himself

Parronan King commandeers Prosperity as a Captain

Grand Vizier to rule Snakkra

Horsean Prince Consort commandeers Pristine Jewel

Eakiran Senator assumes command of Sovereign

Culverian Admiral surrenders

Culverian Admiral dead

Polish Admiral rams ship into Culverian Cruiser, proceeds to ram said cruiser into nearby Dreadnought

American Admiral uses nuclear weapons on planet under Culverian control

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Brackoria wrote:HELLOOOOOOO!

I'M BACK!!!

(it's been two-ish years but between salaxalans still being delegate and the poll i feel welcome already xD)

('potato' absolutely nothing has changed you guys are gr8)

Welcome back!! :D You know, whenever I type in Spiritus into my URL bar it still guesses Spiritus Trivial instead of the forums. :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Seriously? Maybe your computer enjoyed reading it.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Do not read, too many [REDACTED] mentions.

(sorry for all caps)

[spoiler= TRIGGER WARNING ]

Establish comms.

Yes sir.

Link established.

Screen on, translator on.

Wait, I seen you before, you were at the trade conference.

I believe we have not met before.

Jonathan Palivo, you?

Draconos Dragonblood.

What a silly name! Jokes aside, surrender and any bloodshed will cease.

Admiral Hakrer, that is not how we nego...

They attacked first, and we are winning! We set the demands, Jonathan.

Everyone calm down, we will all have to sign the treaty so if anyone is to disagree, the whole thing falls apart.

True, true, but the Eakiran Federation will accept nothing less than compensation for the families affected by the war.

Getting a little hasty there, Senator Karl.

We all know how aggressive I am when I negotiate.

Horsea will be content with a white peace.

That, is, unheard of.

I expected more zeal from an Arch Bishop, Michael?

Oh, the Prince Consort said that it must be done. Called it a favor.

Ah, the favor.

Never mind the lizard here, Mr Kyesha?

You know the Eternal Emperor personally?

More details later, but I do have a question, if he does have a dominion over matter, time, fate and space, where is my brother?

Within Culveria.

Not close enough, details?

None.

Mustafar.

Um.

I heard enough, I know what I wanted to know.

Chairman?

A few planets.

Viceroy Mire?

Spaceport leases, 500 years.

No. No. Naul. No! Naaauuul! You will get nothing!

Well, I'm willing to give an entire fleet.

(inaudible commands)

Yes sir.

Sir, the fleet previously in combat with the Culverian Main Fleet is still in the neighbouring system. It is heavily damaged.

Flagship name.

Corvo.

All right, Draconos, you can have Sky-Fleet Gilead, ships, and crew.

Deal.

Comms offline.

You are willing to give up your crew?

Don't worry, Director Sabine. I deliver less than I promise to, especially when it involves fleets. Contact Admiral Harper.

(indistinguishable chatting)

Ha, a fireship, an old tactic.

A tactic so old that no one would expect it, human.

That Draconos will call off the deal.

What matters is that we decimate his largest fleet.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

#ulveria just won't die, huh?

You need a new approach, Parron.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:[spoiler= What can I type in here? Nothing. ]

Finality commissioned

Eternal Emperor to command Finality himself

Parronan King commandeers Prosperity as a Captain

Grand Vizier to rule Snakkra

Horsean Prince Consort commandeers Pristine Jewel

Eakiran Senator assumes command of Sovereign

Culverian Admiral surrenders

Culverian Admiral dead

Polish Admiral rams ship into Culverian Cruiser, proceeds to ram said cruiser into nearby Dreadnought

American Admiral uses nuclear weapons on planet under Culverian control

[/spoiler]

So many swear words...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:#ulveria just won't die, huh?

You need a new approach, Parron.

M.

What? Fireships? Already on it.

Statens wrote:So many swear words...

No spoiler this time

#Culveriansdidnothingwrong

#Culverianlivesmatter

#Culveriansdeservedbetter

[spoiler= Comms log ]

Open a link with their flagship.

Divert all power to forward deflectors, forward slow.

Ahh, I see you have the fleet, I will personally see to the escort of the ships. Now maintain your current course.

Sir, the scans of the ships are complete, the ship is heavily damaged, all power is diverted to forward deflectors, and there is only one lifeform on

Wha...

The scans are completed, the ship is heavily damaged, all...

No, not that. Admiral what treachery is this!? You have nothing to bargain with!

Well, in that case, I'm off, oh yeah, you can still have my ship, and the fleet.

Uh, sir, that's a GAAC Battleship heading straight at us.

All weapons, fire fire! All batteries, flak, especially point defense, fire, FIRE!

Uh, we can't stop it!

You wait here, I'll be back.

Oh that's great.

-----Contact with PVC Corvo lost-----

#Clankerlifematters

#totallynotSWTCWreference

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

[spoiler= Comms ]

Establishing joint comms.

Joint comms established.

All right everybody, we have halved the strength of their main fleet. However, Mr Draco survived.

Well, the rest of their navy?

In chaos, now is the time to push, while they recover their leader, strength and morale.

Well, we're wasting time here.

All right, Prosperity is making the push, anyone else?

Finality is making the push.

USS Reagan is advancing.

For faith and country, Pristine Jewel is on the move.

Sovereign is entering hyperspace.

All right, everyone, see you on the other side.

......

Battlefleet Colombia engaging!

Expeditionary Group 45, clear!

Prosperity is facing complications.

Sovereign here, system's clear.

Finality is unopposed.

By the time our fleets meet, we will be on the brink of victory. Together, we will find courage and march onwards to complete victory.

Wait, we are receiving a transmission from Draconosia, sir?

We have more important matters to handle, ignore.

[/spoiler]

Okay since the poll answer was potato... Time for a new poll! :P Any ideas?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay since the poll answer was potato... Time for a new poll! :P Any ideas?

It's summer . . . so how about:

What is your favorite salad dressing?

Or

What is your favorite BBQ food?

You'll have to put an,

everything like a vacuum cleaner

option on the poll just for Walrus nations.

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay since the poll answer was potato... Time for a new poll! :P Any ideas?

How about, what should we do to promote potatoism further?

Raid other regions to make them potatoists

Burn all of the other starch foods

Declare nuclear potato war on any one who opposes potatoes

Give everyone as many potatoes as we can

Something else

Matrixulated, Speros, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

No AARs today, actually until Friday, because um, excuses, excuses excuses, ah um, the fleets are too busy fighting.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:No AARs today, actually until Friday, because um, excuses, excuses excuses, ah um, the fleets are too busy fighting.

Fighting off the fact that they are working for a collapsing government?

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Fighting off the fact that they are working for a collapsing government?

Ooooh . . . Smack-talk Parrona!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Fighting off the fact that they are working for a collapsing government?

Um, martial law and um, genocide walruses for national security, sounds sane.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Ulkan.

WE WILL RAIN POTATO JUSTICE ON ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

MUAHAHAHAAAAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHA

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia

Wirendosan wrote:WE WILL RAIN POTATO JUSTICE ON ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE!

Um uh, s**t, all the fanatics! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[spoiler= Meta: ]

Parrona gains the following modifiers:

•Religious Fanatics

-5 National Unity

+7 border province unrest

+2 national unrest

Existing modifiers:

•Dual government

-3 national unrest

+40 national unity

Special events

•At war

Events

+10 national unrest

[/spoiler]

Itrosomia wrote:How about, what should we do to promote potatoism further?

Raid other regions to make them potatoists

Burn all of the other starch foods

Declare nuclear potato war on any one who opposes potatoes

Give everyone as many potatoes as we can

Something else

Oh, a let us go as low as the chaps in TBH proposal.

You bully.

Wirendosan wrote:WE WILL RAIN POTATO JUSTICE ON ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE!

The Salaxalans wrote:MUAHAHAHAAAAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHA

Salaxalans is laughing, um...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Grand Vizier of Snakkra follows through with federalisation plan

Eternal Emperor of Snakkra confirms approval of federalisation plan

GAAC on the brink of victory

(OOC: ahead of schedule, soooooooo... )

Trigger Warning, snowflakes!

[spoiler= AAR, UNoE ]

20/09/4317AD

There are only a few planets left under Culverian control, so, I dare say we will have it done by Christmas, and even if we are behind schedule, we still have a last resort, a few of the good old nukes.

The least fortified and yet the most annoying of these will be Frozen City, and mostly because of its defenders, fat, easy to hit, slow, yet hard to kill targets. If we didn't have it by next week, well, it won't be pretty for them.

26/09/4317AD

Well, it ain't looking pretty for the chaps down there, this is the last assault we will have on that frozen thorn, I kinda pity those that were sent down there. Wait, people are yelling antimathdfhdjhd..............

27/10/4317AD

Alright, we are back to finish what we haven't started, is that an oxymoron? Not sure. Never mind. By 1448 local time the missiles are away, and the occasional proton torpedo, 1453, and there goes one, and another and another.

28/10/4317AD

Frozen City has been devastated, well, technically it's now a sunken ruin, so technically we cannot call it a frozen city?

14/12/4317AD

All right, high command told us to execute "Emergency Plan Rossyia" and this time, we will keep to schedule, mostly because there's only two enemy systems left.

Meanwhile, I do need to send this for maintenance.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Grand Vizier of Snakkra follows through with federalisation plan

Eternal Emperor of Snakkra confirms approval of federalisation plan . . .

I thought that dude got murdered or deaded in some form, no?

Is this a new (not necessarily) 'Eternal(not guaranteed) Emperor of Snakkra' confirming & approving plans?

M.

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I thought that dude got murdered or deaded in some form, no?

Is this a new (not necessarily) 'Eternal(not guaranteed) Emperor of Snakkra' confirming & approving plans?

M.

Nah, the Grand Vizier is a regent while the EEoS is away, on Finality.

PS: Thank you for reminding me of the AAR that I might have abandoned.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I HAVE RETURNED!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

Yaäáâàåæyÿý!

Missed you!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I HAVE RETURNED!

Welcome home!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Yaäáâàåæyÿý!

Missed you!

M.

I might have felt some feelings similar to nostalgia myself.

.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Welcome home!

What would you do without me to crush spirits and shatter dreams?

It was almost my duty to return.

Salaxalans most certainly didn't ask me to distract the bluepillers. He REALLY didn't.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna

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