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Region: Spiritus
*returns with a car horn version of la cucuracha*
Matrixulated
Comes out looking for the food truck. When not found, returns inside, disappointed, munchies not satisfied. Orders pizza over phone...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan
Is that the ice-cream man in the ice-cream van I hear . . . ??
(off topic . . . why did we never have a baked-potato man, in his potato-shaped van?? That would be much more satisfying than ice cream. Comfort food for the soul.)
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Bruddhistan, Fried Green Potatoes
Low profit margins, probably. But San Francisco does have a bacon truck, complete with bacon sundaes...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb
Post self-deleted by Caelum Pluvioso.
How would you define "wierd"?
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Caelum Pluvioso.
Hello, hello, hello!
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Just a little masking error, sorry about that Caelum. All should be good now :)
Matrixulated
He's lying. It was all a sneaky test to see if you were paying attention. YOU PASSED! Congratulations, have a bottle of rum. You'll need it.
Matrixulated
No comment.
Matrixulated
Fixed, [nation=short]Caelum Pluvioso[/nation]
Matrixulated
"HorseForceNation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather."
Spend your holidays here guys! :D
Matrixulated, Chlorocartonia
*boop boop*
Post self-deleted by Nubila Caeli.
16 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
Ofcourse, with the vast majority of my citizens being zombified, most won't appreciate the good weather, however tourists frequently come to enjoy the weather, experience what our nation has to offer, and expose a little flesh to those rays of sunshine coming out my a**e - However; naturally, they never leave - Once they get a taste of what I have to offer, they hunger for more, and cannot resist shambling off to roam the countryside in hordes of househunters...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Fried Green Potatoes
how do i register on the forums
Matrixulated
Do zombies need sun tan lotion?
All that flakey skin and all . . .
Or is there a tie-in with the San Francisco bacon truck?
Hmmm . . . just saying.
*Betty Boop*
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
[nation=short]Grunyarthia[/nation], there's a tiny button that says "register" in the top left corner of the window. Don't know why it's so small, but lots of people miss it. :P After that, just fill out the forms and you should be good to go! After that, you can apply for citizenship in "Citizenship Processing" in the "Welcome Clearing" if you want!
Matrixulated, Sogdian Samrkand
Can you tell us what is your church about ??
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand
good morning guys
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Post by Darkweb suppressed by The Salaxalans.
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Lol how do you play this
Matrixulated
Post by Alekseandrea suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Is the capital letter in Zombies mandatory?
Fried Green Potatoes
Hey guys, just so you know, big posts like that are a lot of scrolling for people on phones; that's why I suppressed.
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Autonomous Mapsuetia
you wait and answer Issues and after a long enough time you giggle at all the statistics a country produces when you're its never out of office supreme leader, that's alright, isn't it ?
Matrixulated
Seems we either had a lot of recruits 28 days ago that never logged in again, or someone's puppets are RIP :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Our skin peels off and crisps in the sun, then we eat it; and you're right it tastes like bacon!
Later perhaps; we zombies aren't so active during daylight...
Matrixulated, Dawsinian, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
You are perhaps referring to this?! -
4 hours ago: Alrhiene ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: Spartillia ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: Fartholon ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: Exus empire ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: Ainid ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: Mograni ceased to exist.
4 hours ago: U uu ceased to exist.
Sorry I was REALLY hungry, that was breakfast...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Dawsinian, Darkweb, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Imagisphere, Underwater Nyan Cows, Jellal, Zahmoonduh, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Having another undead, ravenous buddy is great! ^^ *nom*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Spiders from Mars have lost their Stardust, but we can be Heroes just for one day, if we all remember just how well Ziggy played guitar... 😢
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Imagisphere, Autonomous Mapsuetia
You answer issues and just watch your nation grow, that's the basics anyway. If you need help with something specific, don't be afraid to ask us!
Matrixulated
I've taken my protein pill and I'm putting my helmet on...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Casperiia
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky,
We know Major Tom's a junkie,
Strung out in heaven's high,
Hitting an all-time low . . .
M.
P.S. - I remember, my Momma said to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I saw David Bowie in live concert in Auckland, NZ, in 1983 on his 'Serious Moonlight' tour.
It ranks up there with Queen live at Wembley Stadium, London, UK in July 1986 on their 'Its a kind of magic' tour.
Yeah, definitely the top two live performances I've ever seen.
Peace, David Bowie.
M.
The Salaxalans, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jellal, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
I think my country has a trusting issue with its people... How I trust him if he does not trust me and he does not trust back those who don't trus.... Oh wait.
Matrixulated
[B]REMINDER[/B]
If you have any submissions for [B]The Regional Community News[/B], please send them now to me, Noladea via telegram.
You have till this Wednesday to submit/make something. :3
Archive: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=505134
Matrixulated
Seconds ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus changed its national nation type to "Holy Green Mouldy Cow".
- Trying for them Easter Egg issues and medals!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
what are the effects of having an official religion on stats?
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Um. I'm 95% sure that passing that legislation allows you to edit your national religion (If you look at my nation, I have made mine "Duskism")
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
That's true, but you also need to have at least 1 billion citizens. (I can't have a national religion or a leader because I have only like 565 million citizens or something.)
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
It is also possible, but tough to pull off, having no leader and/or no religion, if you make the right/wrong decisions when it comes time to select them. I've had a country with no leader and another with no national religion I suppose it could also be possible to end up with no capital city either, but I haven't wanted to try being that decentralized/disorganized...
Matrixulated
The legislation should eventually reappear to select for you Leader/Capital city/Religion. At least, as far as I'm aware.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Yes, but it takes a while (more than a month) and you still can keep your leader and/or religion non-existent, if you'd prefer.
Matrixulated
Maybe I'll try again when my population is bigger - It has been brought to my attention that such things don't work until your population is over 1 billion - Not sure if that's true...
Matrixulated
Some of them work sooner! If you have the first word be a cooler I think you get one... I did that and the next time I got issues it was the one. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Although it would probably work better if the first word was a colour, not a cooler!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Freudian slip, boss?
:S
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
"Cooler" is certainly a very interesting Freudian slip, I don't want to know what it could be referring too XD
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Royal Shakespearean Actor; Alan Rickman a.k.a. Hans Gruber (Die Hard), the Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood), Judge Turpin (Sweeny Todd), and Professor Snape (Harry Potter) has died aged 69 of cancer...
- Just like David Bowie did only mere days ago!😦😨😢
69 - Cancer - ♋ - Strange!
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Zahmoonduh, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand
Yah, I couldn't figure out how to get page 394 on my cellphone, but yeah, weird.
It seems 69 is the new 27.
(Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain, Winehouse, and so on . . .)
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand
"Turn to page 394" is an obscure quote from Alan Rickman's Professor Snape - Not a request to look at page 394 of the RMB - Which is actually full of a quite dull conversation from 2 years and 68 days ago...
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Sogdian Samrkand
I notice Donald Trump is 69 years old...
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
why not taking him than alan rickman -_-
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand
We're not that lucky. We don't make the choices. darn it!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
He probably made a pact with some eldritch horror. I mean how else could that insane hair be real?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Donald Trump's hair goes for a walk:-
https://youtu.be/jiMbKQxPGqM
Matrixulated, Sogdian Samrkand
Personally, I think that MLK held a grudge against all British 69-year-old men with cancer, and he's sacrificing them so that he can rise from the dead.
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
We've got a new Regional Officer, folks! Red Dusk, as Knight of Enculturation, will be in charge of working to incorporate more people into getting more involved in the region. Don't treat him too bad! :)
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Autonomous Mapsuetia
So sacrificing him to appease the volcano god is a no-go?
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Here I post my congratulations to Red Dusk.
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Sogdian Samrkand
Well I mean. Unless the volcano god asks for me directly.... :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Seems legit.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
David Bowie and Alan Rickman were both 69, they were both British dudes, and they both died of cancer. One more to confirm the Illuminati.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
That video of the Donald's hair is so D*mn good...
And if we can't sacrifice Red Dusk to the volcano G*d, can we at least drown him in butterfat?
As the local representative of the Illuminati, it wasn't in our last quarterly news letter. I'm sure I would have read it before it happened if we had done it...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Or that in 2016, we should really invest more money in cancer research.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand
Or mind-uploading research.
Why save them for thirty-something years when you can have them forever!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
FROM The Allied States
Government Reveals Forum Day 2016 Festivities
Weekend Long Celebrations
Including the Induction of TNR Drakan to the TAS Hall of Fame
WASHINGTON D.C.- Since its inception on January 21st, 2012, The Allied States (Formerly Republics) has experienced some of its greatest moments on the Zetaboards Forum created nearly four years ago. Now, the Office of the Chancellor is proud to announce some of the activities planned for the celebration.
Starting on Thursday, January 21st, 2016, a 4 day long celebration shall commence. This celebration shall conclude on Sunday, January 24th. Numerous activities are planned for the duration of the four week celebration, as highlighted below.
Throughout the Entire Celebration (Jan. 21st to Jan. 24th)
Forum Day Convention (FDCX)
Take part in numerous competitions, games, and digital signings during the Forum Day Convention. Plus, enjoy some exhibits highlighting numerous items from TAR/TAS past, including a special exhibit on TAS Hall of Famer and Class of 2016 Headliner, TNR Drakan
Forum Day Ballroom Dance
Take part in this ballroom dance roleplay, where anything can happen as we attempt to hold some type of formal dance. Plus, suggest your own music to play using the interactive playlist.
The Allied Republics Throwback
During the entire duration of Forum Day 2016, numerous forum icons shall be reverted back to its prior TAR counterparts, including the name of the Chancellor to President, the forum header, forum flag, and main board and the forum name. The NationStates Page will also be recolored red, black, and green.
Thursday, January 21st
Forum Day Opening Ceremonies
Join the region as Forum Day commences with the Opening Ceremonies, kicking off the official start of the Forum Day 2016 Celebrations.
The Greatest Ever Tournament: Chancellor of The Allied States
Round One of a 4 man tournament shall commence, to crown the greatest Chancellor of The Allied States. Obito Drakan faces CDLand while Regionia Drakan faces Pepe Drakan in a poll based tournament.
Friday, January 22nd
TAR: Now, Then, and Forever (Name Tentative)
Join as 3 TAR Panelists speak about the history of The Allied Republics. Topics in this roundtable discussion include TAS Hall of Fame Class of 2016 Headliner TNR Drakan, The Spring Crisis, and the merger among countless other topics.
Roast of Chancellor Pepe Drakan
Join in as 7 roasters take their turn in making fun of Chancellor Pepe Drakan, including the Roast Master General. It's full assault mode, as the roasters can say do and say ANYTHING in their chance to publically embarrass the Chancellor. At the very end, Chancellor Pepe shall get his sole attempt to defend himself.
Saturday, January 23rd
TAS Hall of Fame Class of January 2016 Induction Ceremony
For the first time ever, we honor the men, women, families, organizations, and topics that paved the way for future generations in The Allied States. Join as the inductees join their rightful place in history. All of this is headlined of course, by the induction of the former TAR President and current TAS Delegate, Shane "TNR Drakan".
Sunday, January 24th
Forum Day Concert
Cap off the entire 4 day long festivities with the Forum Day Concert. Join as we unveil the winning entries in the Forum Day Music Contest among special guest appearances.
Forum Day Awards Ceremony
The entire weekend long celebrations conclude with the Forum Day Awards Ceremony, as the winners of the competitive events are unveiled. Plus, special guest appearances and special surprises.
All citizens of The Allied States and all citizens from regions with embassies with The Allied States are welcomed to attend.
Join Now Via The Forum: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Allied_Republics/index/ and gain forum access here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Allied_Republics/topic/11498452/1/
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hello.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Hi!
Matrixulated, Omnipotent Thomas
Welcome to Spiritus, my friend!
We're happy to have you with us.
M.
Autonomous Mapsuetia
Hi BT! :D
On another note.... have to make sure to watch things on my phone. The quote button isn't as easy to reach anymore... :P
Matrixulated
Greetings all.
So, what's cooking?
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
bBRrrAaaai¡i¡iÑnπNñπsS5$sSZ!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea
Did you get one of those behemoths they actually try to call a "Phone" AKA the iPhone 6?
Matrixulated
Nope. I got shiny a new button appearing on RMB posts... :P
Matrixulated
I suggest you stop carrying your phone in your sock then, Red_Dusk.
Say what now, JayZeeJay??
You're all about cooking now?
Errr, what happened to your national, á la carte, 'Raw Paleolithic Diet' standard behavior?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Zombies of today lost all their self-respect.
They have 'feelings'.
They have so-called 'intelligence'.
They know a most undignified 'run'.
We can only dream of the old school zombies who slowly, but surely reached their goals.
Those zombies had style.
*tears of rage*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Nahri
I would say meth but it is inappropiate :p
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
HorseForceNation's influence in Spiritus rose from "Page" to "Squire".
I'm getting so much top 5-10% awards nowdays. Are these depends on your choices, or if you play for a time you automaticly gets them?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
A bit of both, really. It's from your choices, but you're also more likely to get higher stats after more time.
Matrixulated, Horseforcenation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
:O HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!?!?
:P
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
all depends on choices
Matrixulated
Something on the World Assembly tipped me off . . . :D
M.
Hah hah hahhhhhhhhh !!
roflmao!
M.
Autonomous Mapsuetia
How do think that the first human being discovered that meat tastes good when cooked by the fire, that they had used until then, only to keep warm? - They were eating, and a bit fell into the fire by accident, and nobody wanted to waste it! - With so many anti-Zombie enemies out there, all with weapons that either directly use fire, or that can create it as a byproduct of that weapons use, sooner or later we Zombies would eat both raw and cooked meat and develop preferences either way - Sometimes you like things raw like Sushi or Steak Tartare, other times you hunger for those hunks of meat to have passed under or over a nearby flame or fire, and whether they become "rare", "medium-rare", "medium", "medium-well", "well done", or "cremated"; certain cuts of meat taste better under differing amounts of preparation and/or varying methods of seasoning and cooking...
Brainz are good cooked or raw, but ofcourse you gain more of the beneficial nutrition when it's raw! If however I'm gnawing on a fillet of prime butt-cheek rump steak I prefer it grilled lightly until medium-rare; still pink inside, and a little bloody, butt still just like death warmed up! - Every Jedi-Zombi Jezuit citizen has their own special recipe for "finger lickin' good" Human legs/drumsticks deep fried, with a secret blend or herbs and spices (mine includes salt, pepper, powdered Psilocybin, shredded purple poppy seeds and the fresh cut petals for garnish, along with finely ground Cannabis Indica and garlic (we zombies hate vampires so Garlic breathe is good!)...
Zahmoonduh, Kautas, Alekseandrea
Ahh, well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.
Help !!
I need an adult!
And that image out of my head.
And a breath mint for Jay-Zee-Jay.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
He's a zombie, truly rotten to the core. (No offence)
Be glad he only eats corpses...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Uhhhh, glad?
No, umm, nope, nope,nope.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
It could be worse.
It could be you.
The corpse, not the zombie.
(This is a statement, not a threat.
I don't kill people to feed on their remains.)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I always imagined a human first try cooking as an experiment. Imagine being everyone else around the fire while the first guy exclaimed how much better it was, but having to wait to see what happened to him to make sure cooked food was safe to consume...
"Aw, you guys gotta try this. Its absolutely amazing. Its so juicy and flavorful... I can eat more of it... death is worth this sensation to me right now."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
My completely unusual post of the day: for some reason I can't get old election campaign TV jingles out of my head. *hums* Nixon now, Nixon now, Listen, America, Nixon now.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Or indeed you! *licks lips and salivates profusely*
I on the other hand am not opposed to such activities amongst my citizens!Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Damn, now I'm going to have to amputate my own head. Never wanted to hear that particular monstrosity again. Arrrggghhh!
Matrixulated, Phonexia
Give it a bit. It will resign from your head eventually. Until then... Nixon now...*spirals into insanity*
Matrixulated
Nixon campaign jingles ??
Really?
How old ARE you ???
"I am not a crook!"
Yeah, Nixon. A man of unimpeachable integrity & character.
:P
M.
Phonexia
I'm not old, I just have strange fascinations.:p
Matrixulated
Dead or alive, I do not want Jay-Zee-Jay munching on my bum.
My glutes! My choice!
And I will be bathing in Garlic oil from this day forth.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Procteram.
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.