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Region: Spiritus

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The Salaxalans wrote:*beep beep*

*returns with a car horn version of la cucuracha*

Matrixulated

Phonexia wrote:*returns with a car horn version of la cucuracha*

Comes out looking for the food truck. When not found, returns inside, disappointed, munchies not satisfied. Orders pizza over phone...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Comes out looking for the food truck. When not found, returns inside, disappointed, munchies not satisfied. Orders pizza over phone...

Is that the ice-cream man in the ice-cream van I hear . . . ??

(off topic . . . why did we never have a baked-potato man, in his potato-shaped van?? That would be much more satisfying than ice cream. Comfort food for the soul.)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Bruddhistan, Fried Green Potatoes

Matrixulated wrote:Is that the ice-cream man in the ice-cream van I hear . . . ??

(off topic . . . why did we never have a baked-potato man, in his potato-shaped van?? That would be much more satisfying than ice cream. Comfort food for the soul.)

M.

Low profit margins, probably. But San Francisco does have a bacon truck, complete with bacon sundaes...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb

Post self-deleted by Caelum Pluvioso.

Caelum Pluvioso wrote:Is it just me, or is the forum website being weird for everyone else as well?

How would you define "wierd"?

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Caelum Pluvioso.

Hello, hello, hello!

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

Just a little masking error, sorry about that Caelum. All should be good now :)

Matrixulated

The Spirit wrote:Just a little masking error, sorry about that Caelum. All should be good now :)

He's lying. It was all a sneaky test to see if you were paying attention. YOU PASSED! Congratulations, have a bottle of rum. You'll need it.

Matrixulated

Lord Ravenclaw wrote:He's lying. It was all a sneaky test to see if you were paying attention. YOU PASSED! Congratulations, have a bottle of rum. You'll need it.

No comment.

Matrixulated

Fixed, [nation=short]Caelum Pluvioso[/nation]

Matrixulated

"HorseForceNation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather."

Spend your holidays here guys! :D

Matrixulated, Chlorocartonia

The Salaxalans wrote:*beep beep*

*boop boop*

Post self-deleted by Nubila Caeli.

16 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

17 hours ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.

Ofcourse, with the vast majority of my citizens being zombified, most won't appreciate the good weather, however tourists frequently come to enjoy the weather, experience what our nation has to offer, and expose a little flesh to those rays of sunshine coming out my a**e - However; naturally, they never leave - Once they get a taste of what I have to offer, they hunger for more, and cannot resist shambling off to roam the countryside in hordes of househunters...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Fried Green Potatoes

how do i register on the forums

Matrixulated

Do zombies need sun tan lotion?

All that flakey skin and all . . .

Or is there a tie-in with the San Francisco bacon truck?

Hmmm . . . just saying.

*Betty Boop*

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

[nation=short]Grunyarthia[/nation], there's a tiny button that says "register" in the top left corner of the window. Don't know why it's so small, but lots of people miss it. :P After that, just fill out the forms and you should be good to go! After that, you can apply for citizenship in "Citizenship Processing" in the "Welcome Clearing" if you want!

Matrixulated, Sogdian Samrkand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:This place seems nice! - I have found the rock on which to build and establish my Church!!

Seconds ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus changed its national capital to "Nova Roma", its currency to "¢erebellum", and its nation type to "UnOrthodox Church".

Can you tell us what is your church about ??

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand

good morning guys

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Post by Darkweb suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Darkweb

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:Can you tell us what is your church about ??

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Lol how do you play this

Matrixulated

Post by Alekseandrea suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Alekseandrea

Darkweb wrote:Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies and Zombies

Is the capital letter in Zombies mandatory?

Fried Green Potatoes

Hey guys, just so you know, big posts like that are a lot of scrolling for people on phones; that's why I suppressed.

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Ingriana wrote:Lol how do you play this

you wait and answer Issues and after a long enough time you giggle at all the statistics a country produces when you're its never out of office supreme leader, that's alright, isn't it ?

Matrixulated

Seems we either had a lot of recruits 28 days ago that never logged in again, or someone's puppets are RIP :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

Matrixulated wrote:Do zombies need sun tan lotion?

All that flakey skin and all . . .

Or is there a tie-in with the San Francisco bacon truck?

Hmmm . . . just saying.

*Betty Boop*

M.

Our skin peels off and crisps in the sun, then we eat it; and you're right it tastes like bacon!

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:Can you tell us what is your church about ??

Later perhaps; we zombies aren't so active during daylight...

Matrixulated, Dawsinian, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

Tim-Opolis wrote:Seems we either had a lot of recruits 28 days ago that never logged in again, or someone's puppets are RIP :P

You are perhaps referring to this?! -

4 hours ago: Alrhiene ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Spartillia ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Fartholon ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Exus empire ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Ainid ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Mograni ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: U uu ceased to exist.

Sorry I was REALLY hungry, that was breakfast...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Dawsinian, Darkweb, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Imagisphere, Underwater Nyan Cows, Jellal, Zahmoonduh, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You are perhaps referring to this?! -

4 hours ago: Alrhiene ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Spartillia ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Fartholon ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Exus empire ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Ainid ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: Mograni ceased to exist.

4 hours ago: U uu ceased to exist.

Sorry I was REALLY hungry, that was breakfast...

Having another undead, ravenous buddy is great! ^^ *nom*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Spiders from Mars have lost their Stardust, but we can be Heroes just for one day, if we all remember just how well Ziggy played guitar... 😢

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Imagisphere, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Ingriana wrote:Lol how do you play this

You answer issues and just watch your nation grow, that's the basics anyway. If you need help with something specific, don't be afraid to ask us!

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The Spiders from Mars have lost their Stardust, but we can be Heroes just for one day, if we all remember just how well Ziggy played guitar... 😢

I've taken my protein pill and I'm putting my helmet on...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Casperiia

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky,

We know Major Tom's a junkie,

Strung out in heaven's high,

Hitting an all-time low . . .

M.

P.S. - I remember, my Momma said to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I saw David Bowie in live concert in Auckland, NZ, in 1983 on his 'Serious Moonlight' tour.

It ranks up there with Queen live at Wembley Stadium, London, UK in July 1986 on their 'Its a kind of magic' tour.

Yeah, definitely the top two live performances I've ever seen.

Peace, David Bowie.

M.

The Salaxalans, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jellal, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

I think my country has a trusting issue with its people... How I trust him if he does not trust me and he does not trust back those who don't trus.... Oh wait.

Matrixulated

[B]REMINDER[/B]

If you have any submissions for [B]The Regional Community News[/B], please send them now to me, Noladea via telegram.

You have till this Wednesday to submit/make something. :3

Archive: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=505134

Matrixulated

Seconds ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus changed its national nation type to "Holy Green Mouldy Cow".

- Trying for them Easter Egg issues and medals!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

what are the effects of having an official religion on stats?

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Darkweb wrote:what are the effects of having an official religion on stats?

Um. I'm 95% sure that passing that legislation allows you to edit your national religion (If you look at my nation, I have made mine "Duskism")

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Red Dusk wrote:Um. I'm 95% sure that passing that legislation allows you to edit your national religion (If you look at my nation, I have made mine "Duskism")

That's true, but you also need to have at least 1 billion citizens. (I can't have a national religion or a leader because I have only like 565 million citizens or something.)

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

It is also possible, but tough to pull off, having no leader and/or no religion, if you make the right/wrong decisions when it comes time to select them. I've had a country with no leader and another with no national religion I suppose it could also be possible to end up with no capital city either, but I haven't wanted to try being that decentralized/disorganized...

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:It is also possible, but tough to pull off, having no leader and/or no religion, if you make the right/wrong decisions when it comes time to select them. I've had a country with no leader and another with no national religion I suppose it could also be possible to end up with no capital city either, but I haven't wanted to try being that decentralized/disorganized...

The legislation should eventually reappear to select for you Leader/Capital city/Religion. At least, as far as I'm aware.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Red Dusk wrote:The legislation should eventually reappear to select for you Leader/Capital city/Religion. At least, as far as I'm aware.

Yes, but it takes a while (more than a month) and you still can keep your leader and/or religion non-existent, if you'd prefer.

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Seconds ago: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus changed its national nation type to "Holy Green Mouldy Cow".

- Trying for them Easter Egg issues and medals!!

Maybe I'll try again when my population is bigger - It has been brought to my attention that such things don't work until your population is over 1 billion - Not sure if that's true...

Matrixulated

Some of them work sooner! If you have the first word be a cooler I think you get one... I did that and the next time I got issues it was the one. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Although it would probably work better if the first word was a colour, not a cooler!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Salaxalans wrote:Although it would probably work better if the first word was a colour, not a cooler!

Freudian slip, boss?

:S

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Freudian slip, boss?

:S

M.

"Cooler" is certainly a very interesting Freudian slip, I don't want to know what it could be referring too XD

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Royal Shakespearean Actor; Alan Rickman a.k.a. Hans Gruber (Die Hard), the Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood), Judge Turpin (Sweeny Todd), and Professor Snape (Harry Potter) has died aged 69 of cancer...

- Just like David Bowie did only mere days ago!😦😨😢

69 - Cancer - ♋ - Strange!

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Zahmoonduh, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand

Dawsinian wrote:Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.

Yah, I couldn't figure out how to get page 394 on my cellphone, but yeah, weird.

It seems 69 is the new 27.

(Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain, Winehouse, and so on . . .)

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand

Matrixulated wrote:Yah, I couldn't figure out how to get page 394 on my cellphone, but yeah, weird.

It seems 69 is the new 27.

(Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain, Winehouse, and so on . . .)

M.

"Turn to page 394" is an obscure quote from Alan Rickman's Professor Snape - Not a request to look at page 394 of the RMB - Which is actually full of a quite dull conversation from 2 years and 68 days ago...

Matrixulated, Elfshire, Sogdian Samrkand

I notice Donald Trump is 69 years old...

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I notice Donald Trump is 69 years old...

why not taking him than alan rickman -_-

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Sogdian Samrkand

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:why not taking him than alan rickman -_-

We're not that lucky. We don't make the choices. darn it!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:why not taking him than alan rickman -_-

He probably made a pact with some eldritch horror. I mean how else could that insane hair be real?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

The Blood Ravens wrote:He probably made a pact with some eldritch horror. I mean how else could that insane hair be real?

Donald Trump's hair goes for a walk:-

https://youtu.be/jiMbKQxPGqM

Matrixulated, Sogdian Samrkand

Personally, I think that MLK held a grudge against all British 69-year-old men with cancer, and he's sacrificing them so that he can rise from the dead.

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

We've got a new Regional Officer, folks! Red Dusk, as Knight of Enculturation, will be in charge of working to incorporate more people into getting more involved in the region. Don't treat him too bad! :)

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Tim-Opolis wrote:We've got a new Regional Officer, folks! Red Dusk, as Knight of Enculturation, will be in charge of working to incorporate more people into getting more involved in the region. Don't treat him too bad! :)

So sacrificing him to appease the volcano god is a no-go?

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Here I post my congratulations to Red Dusk.

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Sogdian Samrkand

The Blood Ravens wrote:So sacrificing him to appease the volcano god is a no-go?

Well I mean. Unless the volcano god asks for me directly.... :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Donald Trump's hair goes for a walk:-

https://youtu.be/jiMbKQxPGqM

Seems legit.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

David Bowie and Alan Rickman were both 69, they were both British dudes, and they both died of cancer. One more to confirm the Illuminati.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

That video of the Donald's hair is so D*mn good...

And if we can't sacrifice Red Dusk to the volcano G*d, can we at least drown him in butterfat?

As the local representative of the Illuminati, it wasn't in our last quarterly news letter. I'm sure I would have read it before it happened if we had done it...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Noyoucantstan wrote:David Bowie and Alan Rickman were both 69, they were both British dudes, and they both died of cancer. One more to confirm the Illuminati.

Or that in 2016, we should really invest more money in cancer research.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Sogdian Samrkand

Antrebatium wrote:Or that in 2016, we should really invest more money in cancer research.

Or mind-uploading research.

Why save them for thirty-something years when you can have them forever!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

FROM The Allied States

Government Reveals Forum Day 2016 Festivities

Weekend Long Celebrations

Including the Induction of TNR Drakan to the TAS Hall of Fame

WASHINGTON D.C.- Since its inception on January 21st, 2012, The Allied States (Formerly Republics) has experienced some of its greatest moments on the Zetaboards Forum created nearly four years ago. Now, the Office of the Chancellor is proud to announce some of the activities planned for the celebration.

Starting on Thursday, January 21st, 2016, a 4 day long celebration shall commence. This celebration shall conclude on Sunday, January 24th. Numerous activities are planned for the duration of the four week celebration, as highlighted below.

Throughout the Entire Celebration (Jan. 21st to Jan. 24th)

Forum Day Convention (FDCX)

Take part in numerous competitions, games, and digital signings during the Forum Day Convention. Plus, enjoy some exhibits highlighting numerous items from TAR/TAS past, including a special exhibit on TAS Hall of Famer and Class of 2016 Headliner, TNR Drakan

Forum Day Ballroom Dance

Take part in this ballroom dance roleplay, where anything can happen as we attempt to hold some type of formal dance. Plus, suggest your own music to play using the interactive playlist.

The Allied Republics Throwback

During the entire duration of Forum Day 2016, numerous forum icons shall be reverted back to its prior TAR counterparts, including the name of the Chancellor to President, the forum header, forum flag, and main board and the forum name. The NationStates Page will also be recolored red, black, and green.

Thursday, January 21st

Forum Day Opening Ceremonies

Join the region as Forum Day commences with the Opening Ceremonies, kicking off the official start of the Forum Day 2016 Celebrations.

The Greatest Ever Tournament: Chancellor of The Allied States

Round One of a 4 man tournament shall commence, to crown the greatest Chancellor of The Allied States. Obito Drakan faces CDLand while Regionia Drakan faces Pepe Drakan in a poll based tournament.

Friday, January 22nd

TAR: Now, Then, and Forever (Name Tentative)

Join as 3 TAR Panelists speak about the history of The Allied Republics. Topics in this roundtable discussion include TAS Hall of Fame Class of 2016 Headliner TNR Drakan, The Spring Crisis, and the merger among countless other topics.

Roast of Chancellor Pepe Drakan

Join in as 7 roasters take their turn in making fun of Chancellor Pepe Drakan, including the Roast Master General. It's full assault mode, as the roasters can say do and say ANYTHING in their chance to publically embarrass the Chancellor. At the very end, Chancellor Pepe shall get his sole attempt to defend himself.

Saturday, January 23rd

TAS Hall of Fame Class of January 2016 Induction Ceremony

For the first time ever, we honor the men, women, families, organizations, and topics that paved the way for future generations in The Allied States. Join as the inductees join their rightful place in history. All of this is headlined of course, by the induction of the former TAR President and current TAS Delegate, Shane "TNR Drakan".

Sunday, January 24th

Forum Day Concert

Cap off the entire 4 day long festivities with the Forum Day Concert. Join as we unveil the winning entries in the Forum Day Music Contest among special guest appearances.

Forum Day Awards Ceremony

The entire weekend long celebrations conclude with the Forum Day Awards Ceremony, as the winners of the competitive events are unveiled. Plus, special guest appearances and special surprises.

All citizens of The Allied States and all citizens from regions with embassies with The Allied States are welcomed to attend.

Join Now Via The Forum: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Allied_Republics/index/ and gain forum access here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Allied_Republics/topic/11498452/1/

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hello.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Hi!

Matrixulated, Omnipotent Thomas

Omnipotent Thomas wrote:Hello.

Welcome to Spiritus, my friend!

We're happy to have you with us.

M.

Autonomous Mapsuetia

Omnipotent Thomas wrote:Hello.

Hi BT! :D

On another note.... have to make sure to watch things on my phone. The quote button isn't as easy to reach anymore... :P

Matrixulated

Greetings all.

So, what's cooking?

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Nahri wrote:Greetings all.

So, what's cooking?

bBRrrAaaai¡i¡iÑnπNñπsS5$sSZ!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea

Red Dusk wrote:Hi BT! :D

On another note.... have to make sure to watch things on my phone. The quote button isn't as easy to reach anymore... :P

Did you get one of those behemoths they actually try to call a "Phone" AKA the iPhone 6?

Matrixulated

The Blood Ravens wrote:Did you get one of those behemoths they actually try to call a "Phone" AKA the iPhone 6?

Nope. I got shiny a new button appearing on RMB posts... :P

Matrixulated

Red Dusk wrote:Hi BT! :D

On another note.... have to make sure to watch things on my phone. The quote button isn't as easy to reach anymore... :P

I suggest you stop carrying your phone in your sock then, Red_Dusk.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:bBRrrAaaai¡i¡iÑnπNñπsS5$sSZ!!!

Say what now, JayZeeJay??

You're all about cooking now?

Errr, what happened to your national, á la carte, 'Raw Paleolithic Diet' standard behavior?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Say what now, JayZeeJay??

You're all about cooking now?

Errr, what happened to your national, á la carte, 'Raw Paleolithic Diet' standard behavior?

M.

Zombies of today lost all their self-respect.

They have 'feelings'.

They have so-called 'intelligence'.

They know a most undignified 'run'.

We can only dream of the old school zombies who slowly, but surely reached their goals.

Those zombies had style.

*tears of rage*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Nahri

Nahri wrote:Greetings all.

So, what's cooking?

I would say meth but it is inappropiate :p

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

HorseForceNation's influence in Spiritus rose from "Page" to "Squire".

I'm getting so much top 5-10% awards nowdays. Are these depends on your choices, or if you play for a time you automaticly gets them?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

A bit of both, really. It's from your choices, but you're also more likely to get higher stats after more time.

Matrixulated, Horseforcenation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:I suggest you stop carrying your phone in your sock then, Red_Dusk.

:O HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!?!?

:P

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Horseforcenation wrote:HorseForceNation's influence in Spiritus rose from "Page" to "Squire".

I'm getting so much top 5-10% awards nowdays. Are these depends on your choices, or if you play for a time you automaticly gets them?

all depends on choices

Matrixulated

Red Dusk wrote::O HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!?!?

:P

Something on the World Assembly tipped me off . . . :D

M.

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:I would say meth but it is inappropiate :p

Hah hah hahhhhhhhhh !!

roflmao!

M.

Autonomous Mapsuetia

Matrixulated wrote:Say what now, JayZeeJay??

You're all about cooking now?

Errr, what happened to your national, á la carte, 'Raw Paleolithic Diet' standard behavior?

M.

How do think that the first human being discovered that meat tastes good when cooked by the fire, that they had used until then, only to keep warm? - They were eating, and a bit fell into the fire by accident, and nobody wanted to waste it! - With so many anti-Zombie enemies out there, all with weapons that either directly use fire, or that can create it as a byproduct of that weapons use, sooner or later we Zombies would eat both raw and cooked meat and develop preferences either way - Sometimes you like things raw like Sushi or Steak Tartare, other times you hunger for those hunks of meat to have passed under or over a nearby flame or fire, and whether they become "rare", "medium-rare", "medium", "medium-well", "well done", or "cremated"; certain cuts of meat taste better under differing amounts of preparation and/or varying methods of seasoning and cooking...

Brainz are good cooked or raw, but ofcourse you gain more of the beneficial nutrition when it's raw! If however I'm gnawing on a fillet of prime butt-cheek rump steak I prefer it grilled lightly until medium-rare; still pink inside, and a little bloody, butt still just like death warmed up! - Every Jedi-Zombi Jezuit citizen has their own special recipe for "finger lickin' good" Human legs/drumsticks deep fried, with a secret blend or herbs and spices (mine includes salt, pepper, powdered Psilocybin, shredded purple poppy seeds and the fresh cut petals for garnish, along with finely ground Cannabis Indica and garlic (we zombies hate vampires so Garlic breathe is good!)...

Zahmoonduh, Kautas, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote: . . . of course you gain more of the beneficial nutrition when it's raw! . . .

Ahh, well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

. . . If however, I'm gnawing on a fillet of prime butt-cheek rump steak I prefer it grilled lightly until medium-rare; still pink inside, and a little bloody . . .

Help !!

I need an adult!

And that image out of my head.

And a breath mint for Jay-Zee-Jay.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Ahh, well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.

Help !!

I need an adult!

And that image out of my head.

And a breath mint for Jay-Zee-Jay.

M.

He's a zombie, truly rotten to the core. (No offence)

Be glad he only eats corpses...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:He's a zombie, truly rotten to the core. (No offence)

Be glad he only eats corpses...

Uhhhh, glad?

No, umm, nope, nope,nope.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Uhhhh, glad?

No, umm, nope, nope,nope.

M.

It could be worse.

It could be you.

The corpse, not the zombie.

(This is a statement, not a threat.

I don't kill people to feed on their remains.)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:How do think that the first human being discovered that meat tastes good when cooked by the fire, that they had used until then, only to keep warm?

I always imagined a human first try cooking as an experiment. Imagine being everyone else around the fire while the first guy exclaimed how much better it was, but having to wait to see what happened to him to make sure cooked food was safe to consume...

"Aw, you guys gotta try this. Its absolutely amazing. Its so juicy and flavorful... I can eat more of it... death is worth this sensation to me right now."

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

My completely unusual post of the day: for some reason I can't get old election campaign TV jingles out of my head. *hums* Nixon now, Nixon now, Listen, America, Nixon now.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:It could be worse.

It could be you...

Or indeed you! *licks lips and salivates profusely*

Alekseandrea wrote:...I don't kill people to feed on their remains.
I on the other hand am not opposed to such activities amongst my citizens!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Phonexia wrote:My completely unusual post of the day: for some reason I can't get old election campaign TV jingles out of my head. *hums* Nixon now, Nixon now, Listen, America, Nixon now.

Damn, now I'm going to have to amputate my own head. Never wanted to hear that particular monstrosity again. Arrrggghhh!

Matrixulated, Phonexia

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Damn, now I'm going to have to amputate my own head. Never wanted to hear that particular monstrosity again. Arrrggghhh!

Give it a bit. It will resign from your head eventually. Until then... Nixon now...*spirals into insanity*

Matrixulated

Nixon campaign jingles ??

Really?

How old ARE you ???

"I am not a crook!"

Yeah, Nixon. A man of unimpeachable integrity & character.

:P

M.

Phonexia

I'm not old, I just have strange fascinations.:p

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:It could be worse.

It could be you.

The corpse, not the zombie . . .

Dead or alive, I do not want Jay-Zee-Jay munching on my bum.

My glutes! My choice!

And I will be bathing in Garlic oil from this day forth.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

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