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Nuclear missile inbound!

*Russinadian satellites fitted with Magnetic Accelerator Cannons rain high density osmium bolts from space onto Snakkra's capital city inflicting immense civilian casualties*

Stoopid Pootis Heavies wrote:*pootis heavies come out of nowhere using their fingers for guns, mercilessly cutting through the hordes of armor and infantry*

POW! HAHA!

Nuclear missile inbound!

Stoopid Pootis Heavies wrote:*pootis heavies come out of nowhere using their fingers for guns, mercilessly cutting through the hordes of armor and infantry*

POW! HAHA!

Nuclear missile inbound!

Worker's revolution for everyone!

Parrona wrote:Nuclear missile inbound!

*Pootis hoovies all float towards the missile, using their inhumane strength to slow down the missile, yelling from their muscles tearing out attempting to stop the missile, deafening groups of soldiers from all sides*

Post self-deleted by Masylvana.

I have no factory workers in Russinadia, all factories are automated by machines!

*laughs maniacally*

Stoopid Pootis Heavies wrote:*Pootis hoovies all float towards the missile, using their inhumane strength to slow down the missile, yelling from their muscles tearing out attempting to stop the missile, deafening groups of soldiers from all sides*

*Failing unfortunately.*

ENTIRE TEAM, IS DED.

Snakkra wrote:Worker's revolution for everyone!

Nuclear launch detected.

Looks like we're going full MAD.

*Launches everything, including remaining nukes, missile-mounted bioweapons and multiple cannisters of pretty much every chemical weapon used*

Faulknation

Interstellar fleet inbound!

*activates nova bomb inside Snakkra*

You guys might not want to be around for this.

*all of Russinadian land launches into space*

Hostile fleet, engaged.

Parrona wrote:Interstellar fleet inbound!

Revolutionaries in Parrona occupies parliament house.

And that's how Metro 2033 started.

Parrona, you still owe me the telegram of your nation.

Parrona withdraws from the war to deal with the revolution.

*nova bomb detonates*

*all life in and around Snakkra seems to stop*

*a giant blue orb envelopes all of Snakkra*

*the blue orb disperses leaving behind a giant crater*

*there were no survivors in either side*

Freedom has been served.

Wrong planet for nova bomb.

Snakkra moves through every signatory of the Galactic Entente and invades Pegon.

Russinadia wrote:*nova bomb detonates*

*all life in and around Snakkra seems to stop*

*a giant blue orb envelopes all of Snakkra*

*the blue orb disperses leaving behind a giant crater*

*there were no survivors in either side*

Freedom has been served.

SANDVICH? *offers sandvich to celebrate*

Russinadia

SANDVICH!

Stoopid Pootis Heavies, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation

I'm going home to sleep and eat my sandvich.

Parrona capitulates due to the lack of unity of the remaining nation.

The signatories collapse shortly after Parrona collapses.

Parrona

Stoopid Pootis Heavies wrote:SANDVICH? *offers sandvich to celebrate*

Russinadia wrote:I'm going home to sleep and eat my sandvich.

Lazy planet-bounds.

Parrona wrote:Parrona capitulates due to the lack of unity of the remaining nation.

Purgel wrote:The signatories collapse shortly after Parrona collapses.

Ready for peace conference?

NEVER SHALL THERE BE PEACE! UNTIL YOU ACCEPT FREEDOM!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

No, well the COMINTERN intervened.........to late for peace

This RMB is filled with "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".

I really hate "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

That sounds delicious. I also feel like you're referencing something that I would love to get, but sadly I don't.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:This RMB is filled with "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".

I really hate "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".

Yep!

I couldn't agree more.

Deep fry and bury this toxic monstrosity now before it takes over completely!!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:This RMB is filled with "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".

I really hate "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf".

Let's face it, it's not as bad as it has been for the past month with Culveria stroking his ego so much that it looked like he was having a stroke.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

I just realised that the dragon is quiet, probably at his hoard.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Or deadÂ

Maybe the old coon finally met his end.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:That sounds delicious. I also feel like you're referencing something that I would love to get, but sadly I don't.

Turn your "a trademark for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf"-filter off.

You'll soon know what I reference.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Spiritus Board 86

* swipes left 86 times *

I will not be bored by reading this boring-a$$ $hit on this muthafu*king board!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Is it spam? I think it's spam.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Is it spam? I think it's spam.

Yes, the term originated from canned pork.

Now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Matrixulated

Unless it's a battle of forgetfulness.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Unless it's a battle of forgetfulness.

What battle?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes, the term originated from canned pork.

Now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

the other half is having nukes...of which I have many

Matrixulated, Russinadia

Alekseandrea wrote:What battle?

I don't know. Where are we again?

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:I don't know. Where are we again?

Probably in your fruit box.

Russinadia

FRUITBOX! Culveria will never take you fruitbox. I know it!

Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:FRUITBOX! Culveria will never take you fruitbox. I know it!

*takes fruitbox* I can take it though *dangles it above [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] 's reach*

*turns into a dragon and takes fruitbox back*

Thanks Culveria.

Russinadia wrote:*turns into a dragon and takes fruitbox back*

Thanks Culveria.

*turns into stronger dragon and takes fruitbox again* Thanks Culveria.

Aaaaahhhhh the forums have been down all day! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais

Great, now we have a dragon competition.

Sadly the only "real" dragon about that could judge dragoniness seems to have gone somewhere else.

Matrixulated

*turns into a completely rational logical animal that resembles a dragon*

Takes fruitbix back.

Thanks basic zoology!

*turns into a completely rational logical animal that resembles a dragon*

Takes fruitbix back.

Thanks basic zoology!

Russinadia wrote:*turns into a completely rational logical animal that resembles a dragon*

Takes fruitbix back.

Thanks basic zoology!

*turns into human* give me that *takes fruitbox, not fruitbix, back* thanks years of genetic evolution.

*waits for ten million years until I become a superior being*

*reaches out and takes fruitbox back using a robot*

Thanks technology and evolution!

Russinadia wrote:*waits for ten million years until I become a superior being*

*reaches out and takes fruitbox back using a robot*

Thanks technology and evolution!

Evolution does not work that way.

It just doesn't.

Matrixulated, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Russinadia wrote:*waits for ten million years until I become a superior being*

*reaches out and takes fruitbox back using a robot*

Thanks technology and evolution!

It's just technology, nothing more.

Parrona wrote:It's just technology, nothing more.

Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

How true......The technology that can only be imagined.....

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Evolution does not work that way.

It just doesn't.

It does if does, thanks to the magic of the internet!

Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:It does if does, thanks to the magic of the internet!

Seems legit.

What if someone hacks the Internet?

Would they have access to the source of magic?

They would be able to perform powerful magics and evolve anything they want extremely quickly.

Alekseandrea

WHERE THE FUDGE IS THE DRAGON COMPETITION IM READY!!!!!!!!

*turns fruitbox into dust*

oh and [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation], shut up.

*turns dust into fruitbix*

Russinadia wrote:*turns dust into fruitbix*

*dust was already scattered across millions of dimensions never to be found or brought together again. also half of it was sent into the void and the void destroys normal matter so half of the dust is gone never to be collected so no fruitbox ever again*

*arms flailing*

YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THAT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FRUITBOX!

*clones fruitbox*

Russinadia wrote:*arms flailing*

YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THAT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FRUITBOX!

*clones fruitbox*

*destroys all memories of what fruitbox looked like so no one can make a new fruitbox that looks like first fruitbox looked like*

Russinadia wrote:*arms flailing*

YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THAT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FRUITBOX!

*clones fruitbox*

*clones fruitbox*

*destroys clone fruitbox is it looks exactly like fruitbox and all memories of it as well*

YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER MY MIND! FRUITBOX WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME!

*makes a new identical fruitbox*

Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge to Parrona

Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak!

*creates smaller, non-evil, pocket sized fruitboxes for everyone* there, now every can be somewhat happy

Yay! Everyone gets a fruitbox! You get a fruitbox! You get a fruitbox! EVERYONE GETS A FRUITBOX!

Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge to Culveria

Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak!

Parrona wrote:Transmission from the Prethoryn Scourge to Culveria

Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak! Hak!

Transmission from Faulknation to the Prethoryn Scourge

SHUT UP! *ahem* I mean, can you please stop with the hak-ing. It is starting to get very annoying.

Russinadia wrote:YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER MY MIND! FRUITBOX WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME!

*makes a new identical fruitbox*

*makes a curse so all identical fruitboxes get destroyed when they are made*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

no fruitboxes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*breaks the curse using my potato edict*

Russinadia wrote:*breaks the curse using my potato edict*

you cant break the curse fool. your edict is powerless and the curse holder is me. and i cant be killed.

*raising the edict over my head*

BY THE POWER OF THE INTERNET, I HAAAVE THE POWWWWWER!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Edicts, if written by the right person, can.........I should not be talking about this......

Russinadia wrote:*raising the edict over my head*

BY THE POWER OF THE INTERNET, I HAAAVE THE POWWWWWER!

You don't............

*lightnigh flashes and I become enveloped in light*

*I emerge from the light in only a loincloth*

Yes I do! If I can change that quickly, then I can stop curses.

No you can't...........or else.............

Parrona wrote:You don't............

I honestly don't think there is anything we can do once [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] chooses to do something

Russinadia

What you are saying is very unclear. If you do not speak clearly, then I will lift my loincloth unto thee. You shall behold my heavenly splendor and you shall go blind, for no one can perceive a god in its true form.

Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:I honestly don't think there is anything we can do once [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] chooses to do something

Damn straight.

Did you forget what Culveria and I discussed some 700 posts behind?

Faulknation

But of course.

Faulknation

Don't wait till the Entente attacks you...........

Don't wait until the informal alliance attack me? You make no sense!

*grabs the bottom of the loincloth and prepares to lift*

Faulknation

*jumps behind a rock after watching silently*

I don't want to die!

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

The GE, LAR, LNAN, MLH and IUN will not tolerate this!

KA-BOOM!

*lifts the loincloth revealing a blinding light*

FEAST YER EYES UPON ME HOLY SPEAR YE SCOUNDREL!

*covers eyes with a potato*

IT'S SO BRIGHT!

The Salaxalans

Russinadia wrote:KA-BOOM!

*lifts the loincloth revealing a blinding light*

FEAST YER EYES UPON ME HOLY SPEAR YE SCOUNDREL!

Why is he still here?

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?!?! WHO IS STILL HERE?!?!

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Written by Refuge Isle.