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Rushes into the papal office, kills pius IV

I have no capital.

HAHA!

Alekseandrea

start rebuilding *bleep*

*walks away from reich as it is completely destroyed* stupid Nazi Germans *says in a russian accent*

Faulknation

So is the Parrona accords still a thing or what? If not, I'm keeping my outposts, if yes, I'm keeping my outposts.

Faulknation

I protected the Reich because the show must go on.

Well then.Should I attack Parrona or naa?

Potatogion wrote:So is the Parrona accords still a thing or what? If not, I'm keeping my outposts, if yes, I'm keeping my outposts.

if you have any outposts n my country....

Blitz Parrona again, I just want Parrona now

Snakkra wrote:I protected the Reich because the show must go on.

*appears behind snakkra* do you want to get yourself devoured?

Culveria wrote:if you have any outposts n my country....

I do not. I have resource outposts in Parrona.

Grumpy Grandma wrote:"potata"

Italian - Participle- potata - feminine singular of potato

Latin - Participle- pōtāta

- nominative feminine singular of pōtātus

- nominative neuter plural of pōtātus

- accusative neuter plural of pōtātus

- vocative feminine singular of pōtātus

- vocative neuter plural of pōtātus

- ablative feminine singular of pōtātus

I find that the dictionary, encyclopaedia, and the Internets supports the existence of "POTATA", but only as an effeminate Italian potato!

POTATA and POTATO have no gender. They are genderless. So POTATA is not female POTATO.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Land invasions are permitted, so are nukes, but not supernova

Aotan wrote:POTATA and POTATO have no gender. They are genderless. So POTATA is not female POTATO.

POTATA is female for POTATO.

[spoiler]dunt kill me plez[/spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Snakkra wrote:Land invasions are permitted, so are nukes, but not supernova

do not interfere or i shall bring pluto down upon your country

Audriany wrote:POTATA is female for POTATO.

[spoiler]dunt kill me plez[/spoiler]

Potatoes and potatas are equal.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

*publicly executed Edward Glade*

Audriany wrote:POTATA is female for POTATO.

[spoiler]dunt kill me plez[/spoiler]

HERESY!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Chased out of parrona by Alexander Glade

Parronan accords, but this time potatogion keeps the outpost.

Transmission from Parrona

Alexander Glade is reelected prime minister!

Unconditional surrender!

Parrona wrote:Parronan accords, but this time potatogion keeps the outpost.

Finally. So now I accept the accords.

Audriany, Faulknation?

No more entertainment?

Found the 2nd Reich, time to die!

Oh no........................................

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE PRUSSIANS?!

Oh yes................................................................

Snakkra wrote:No more entertainment?

not at the time

for actual real? you made two nations just for this didnt you?

Get out, while I bring the pretender to his knees.

No, classmates are argumentative

Prussia was defeated once, and it shall fall again.

Grumpy Grandma

Stop chasing each other, and look for another region for entertainment.

Parrona wrote:Stop chasing each other, and look for another region for entertainment.

no its better they kill each other

Aotan wrote:POTATA and POTATO have no gender. They are genderless. So POTATA is not female POTATO.

It is in the Italian AND Latin dictionary - Are you going to argue with two languages of one nation from both ancient and modern times?!

The Salaxalans, Parrona

It is not wise to argue with the ancients. Especially the Roman Empire.

Grumpy Grandma

2Nd Prussian Reich wrote:Help

why should i help you?

Don't get involved.

The 1St Prussian Reich wrote:Die!

Culveria wrote:why should i help you?

Don't get involved.

Ok they left.Audriany(this time Faulknation is left out of the discussion)accept the parronan accords, please.

Parrona wrote:Parronan accord

Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.

This accord

Meanwhile, I will listen to music

but what if theres a deal to be made?

Yes, parliament is listening.

Oh god prussia is back I thought German and France took your country

Parrona wrote:Yes, parliament is listening.

no. not a political deal... i mean a more *hand charges with power* powerful deal

Haidao Island wrote:Oh god prussia is back I thought German and France took your country

they are both pushovers

Parrona

Culveria wrote:no. not a political deal... i mean a more *hand charges with power* powerful deal

Like...............

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Where is the proposal?

Haidao Island wrote:Oh god prussia is back I thought German and France took your country

Parrona wrote:They went

Surprise Anschluß?

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria. ..............your proposal has to be on time, parliament shall decide on the budget first.First Speaker of parliament 2016.

Parrona wrote:Culveria. ..............your proposal has to be on time, parliament shall decide on the budget first.First Speaker of parliament 2016.

Or the proposal shall be postponed.

Who wants to buy nukes?

Parrona wrote:Or the proposal shall be postponed.

the kind of deal thats power in exchange for a soul or something really important

Lay your terms.

Snakkra wrote:Who wants to buy nukes?

no one need to buy nukes from him. i have supernove bombs of various strengths here. for sale if youd want some

Parrona wrote:Lay your terms.

i give him the power to defeat reich 1. and he gives me the souls of his peoples

No, the first Prussian Reich can be ignored.

Do not buy nukes from Snakkra, they are sabotaged by Parrona

Grumpy Grandma wrote:It is in the Italian AND Latin dictionary - Are you going to argue with two languages of one nation from both ancient and modern times?!

I am going to argue with a nation which switched sides twice in WW1 and WW2.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:no one need to buy nukes from him. i have supernove bombs of various strengths here. for sale if youd want some

What is your price?

Tachyon Lances to go with supernovae bombs anyone? 2 million nuts per installation.

Potatogion wrote:What is your price?

6000 crystals each normal. the stronger ones cost about 400 human souls

Parrona

Potatogion wrote:What is your price?

Why would you want a 'nobody wins'- weapon?

->If you're not willing to use it, it's useless.

->If you're willing to use it, you will end yourself and the enemy. It's only a matter of time.

Am I the only one who sees the obvious problem?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tachyon Lances are precise

Culveria wrote:6000 crystals each normal. the stronger ones cost about 400 human souls

I'll take one!

*ships the crystals via train to Culveria*

Alekseandrea wrote:Why would you want a 'nobody wins'- weapon?

->If you're not willing to use it, it's useless.

->If you're willing to use it, you will end yourself and the enemy. It's only a matter of time.

Am I the only one who sees the obvious problem?

It is a "just-in-case" weapon. I don't really want to use it willy-nilly. I just want to prevent me from losing.

Alekseandrea, Parrona

10,000 nuts for small-----2,000,000 nuts for normal-----5,000,000 nuts for large installations.

Culveria wrote:6000 crystals each normal. the stronger ones cost about 400 human souls

I will have two! 12000 crystals are shipped via dreadnoughts to Culveria, one to blow up Snakkra's space colony the other as a last resort.

Potatogion wrote:I'll take one!

*ships the crystals via train to Culveria*It is a "just-in-case" weapon. I don't really want to use it willy-nilly. I just want to prevent me from losing.

It's not that you won't lose; it's that they won't win. That's how an end-all weapon works. Essentially, you're flipping the table in a game of Monopoly.

Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Potatogion wrote:It is not wise to argue with the ancients. Especially the Roman Empire.

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

- William Shakespeare

Foolish Romans...

Grumpy Grandma

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

By last resort I mean against Snakkra

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Potatogion wrote:It is a "just-in-case" weapon. I don't really want to use it willy-nilly. I just want to prevent me from losing.

If you use it, you will be annhilated as well.

If that's not losing, I want none of it.

You have to know when to fold 'em.

Mrglglglgland wrote:It's not that you won't lose; it's that they won't win. That's how an end-all weapon works. Essentially, you're flipping the table in a game of Monopoly.

Hear,hear!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Grumpy Grandma

Alexander announces an alliance with Culveria

Who is Alexander? Should we be concerned?

Let's forget all that happened and forge an alliance with Parrona?

a) Yes

b) No

(Votes in both Audriany and Parrona)

(Audrianian votes coming as soon as possible)

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Yes---97%

No---3%

Parrona is tired of war,

Its parliament hereby forms the pact of neutrality. Anyone?

The referendum is quick as parronans are keen on peace.

Yes---99%

No---1%

As Audrianian Citizens are ranked as some of the most pacifist people.

The vote was expected to be that.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Why would you want a 'nobody wins'- weapon?

->If you're not willing to use it, it's useless.

->If you're willing to use it, you will end yourself and the enemy. It's only a matter of time.

Am I the only one who sees the obvious problem?

its focused. so it wont destroy other nations

"Peace in our Time" Referendum of Aotan

Peace! --- 3%

War with Audriany! -- 12%

War with Parrona! -- 63%

War with Culveria! -- 20%

War with Potatogion! -- 42%

unless someone accidentally takes out the suppressors

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Aotan wrote:I am going to argue with a nation which switched sides twice in WW1 and WW2.
Ah! - So you are wise enough to argue with the much weakened and lesser modern Italy, but avoid fighting with the ancient and mighty Roman Empire? - Clever!!

...Except this will have absolutely no impact on the objective facts of the matter; namely linguistics and the etymology of the word "potata".

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Ah! - So you are wise enough to argue with the much weakened and lesser modern Italy, but avoid fighting with the ancient and mighty Roman Empire? - Clever!!

...Except this will have absolutely no impact on the objective facts of the matter; namely linguistics and the etymology of the word "potata".

So you're saying that the Italian army would lose to the Roman army?

Grumpy Grandma

We now have Maltenan Fashion. (and cheese)

Maltena wrote:We now have Maltenan Fashion. (and cheese)

Hooray!

If any war is declared upon Parrona by Aotan ONLY,Audriany will join on the side of the defender.

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