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Region: Spiritus
Oi, [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]. (and [nation=short]Blitze[/nation], I suppose.)
Would it be acceptable to start a Spiritian alliance on "Cyber nations"?
Is there already one?
Can we use the Spiritus forums (As in the game corner.) and/or the RMB to organise stuff?
Just wondering, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation].
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I would join, as................Parrona*laughing on the floor*seriously I just went there.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Aotan why don't you use paint.net?
it lets you have multiple layers and u can use one for text
Matrixulated
I use paint.net, but wasn't aware of that feature :(
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I prefer Pixlr and Picmonkey for my flag making purposes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
No, we don't have anything like that! Go ahead!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And thus, since the great [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] gave me permission, I have created the official-ish "The Spiritian alliance" on "Cyber Nations"!
For those interested to join, or simply wishing to try the game, the HQ is on the The Spiritus forum!
Accessible through this finely crafted link : http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30068293/1/#new
You'll need a Spiritus forum account though.
But I can't help feeling organising everything in the RMB would be disastrous. Just a feeling.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh boy.
Perhaps I'll start up my old nation again... time to peruse my emails to find my account info.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*Snores loudly across the RMB😴*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Shhh, the arms factory is asleep.
Oh who am I kidding, those things work 24/7/365 to produce enough.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Quiet you! 😩
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Be quiet or you're violating the NAP of Fargul Weapons Production Rig 2.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
▪I was sleeping; snoring in fact.
▪I needed you to be quiet, but you disturbed me.
*Places post on the RMB WITH A JACKHAMMER*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans
*PILE DRIVES POST ONTO THE RMB*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans
Just get a pillow to prop your head up and save us all a headache.
*recreationally nukes a post into the RMB*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Hm, Telegram was convincing.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's what we like to hear! Welcome! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thank you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Sharpens post into stake*
*Hammers into RMB*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans
Hello everyone.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why are you looking at my browser history?
Short on ideas?
Or just a pervert?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Republik Nusantara
Hey [nation=short]grumpy_grandma[/nation]?
Do you have any of that hair-removal wax stuff?
When a certain someone passes-out on the sofa watching Sports Centre tonight, they're waking up missing one eyebrow.
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
This is the first time I've had a nation on NationStates itself in over two years. Forgot all about this RMB :(
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome back :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome back [nation=short]great_angiris[/nation] and welcome to Spiritus!
Someone will 'officially' greet you shortly, I'm sure, and give you your orientation kit including your potato.
Be sure to contact [nation=short]Aotan[/nation] who is currently conducting the 'Land Geographical Relocation & Allocation of Borders project, (Land-GRAB) if you wish to find a 'home' for your home nation.
Other than that, have fun mate!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Do you guys have any discord servers here?
*places more posts*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*posts the posts in the post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Hello Spiritus! Mordor is having an Avatar of the Week competition, and this week's theme is Netflix Originals!
We are pleased to announce that we will be having a Ally Flag of the Week category. All nations in ally regions may change their flags to be Netflix Originals-themed, and TG Neop to participate. The contest will run from November 6th to November 13th. Please note that all flags must be flaglike.
Hope to see you participate!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hah! Don't believe him, it's a trap!
Everybody knows that in the Lands of Mordor even the shadows lie!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Showing up at Fort Jackson with one less testicle will make your BCT even more painful, Spudly.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Welcome back! And yes, there are plenty of potatoes to go around.
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Speaking of potatoes.
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Light's posts on fire after eating a potato. A short time later he ends his life after suffering from PTSD from nam.
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
HI im Dinoshire =]
Hello im Dinoshire.=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
=]=]=]=]=]=]==]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
Matrixulated
Oh my.
*replaces all the posts AGAIN*
*covers his body in posts*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
Hi there. Why did you introduce yourself twice?
On a side note, please sign up for your official potato induction pack so that you may become an official citizen of Spiritus and enjoy your time on this blasted heath.
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Have you seen the current General Assembly resolution?
link: https://www.nationstates.net/page=ga
It's the worst General Assembly resolution I've seen in my nationstates career!
I've seen raiders post better written and less redundant resolutions.
What's next, a resolution to allow people to breathe?
Matrixulated
No, one to restrict the amount of heartbeats one has per minute, in order to stabilize levels of noise pollution.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Antartican Rp2
We will now condemn the nation of Cabbage worms for having too many intelligent thought in one day.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Hey, cabbageworms have brains as well.
...
Little ones.
...
I think...
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Scorprendia
Hey guys, just wanted to ask how to become a member on the website
Matrixulated
[nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation]
Where is the POTATA option in the poll :(
#GloryForPOTATA
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Just saw the new poll!
Thanks Aotan!
R O F L M F A O !
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Potatoes, potatoes everywhere...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona, Phytophthora Infestans
Dear neighbors, I am hosting and judging a poetry contest on the Arts & Fiction forum for the month of November. If you are interested, please sign up and submit a poem here. You do not have to be a "good" or "experienced" poet to join, and the contest is open to all forms of poetry with no prompts or restrictions. Please sign up, and have a good rest of your day! :)
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California, Cosmolate
*climbs into RMB*this is quieter than my inbox.*shoves messages into a hole*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*pours posts into the hole*
*places another post*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Drops posts out of B-52.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*powers up orbital thermonuclear missiles and etched post into the Sahara desert with them*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*Drops the planned Tsar Bomba of posts*
(The 100 megaton one, not the 50 megaton one that was tested)
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*lowers from the sky in a pillar of light with posts falling around me*
I am back my children. It is time for my second coming.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Religious Scientists
I've got you something
*hands [nation=short]potato Jesus Christ[/nation] a cross woven out of potato plants*
*places another post*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
You guys are poster children of posts.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*places another post*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*posts about posting*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
That is too meta, Salaxalans.
You don't want their brains to fry, do you?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
(Posts Cthulhu appears)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Fried potatoes are much tastier than fried brains, you know.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
*Hands antartican_rp2 the Necrocomicon, the Necrotelecomnicon and some chick lit*
Here are some tomes of eldritch lore.
It helps easing you into insanity.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Audriany has invented the greatest invention.
The Frocenex Guns!
-Frocenex Rifle (Reload time = 10 seconds after every shot,can blast through anything,including platinum)
-Frocenex Machinegun (Reload Time=5 seconds after 15 shots,can blast almost through anything,excluding platinum)
Tell me if this is BS or not.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
BS. How about dual wielding mk19 some how
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Why platinum?
Isn't platinum a completely average metal for melting heat and durability?
Is the gun magic so it can't shoot through platinum? Am I overthinking this?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Tell me the hardest to penentrate metal that exists.
Come on now,lad.
Matrixulated
Well.
Thanks.
For your honesty.
I guess.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Antartican Rp2
Solid Osmium but Osmium reacts to air.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany
*arms flailing*
I'M NOT A METALLURGIST! I DON'T KNOW METALS!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*blink, curious teasip* o.o
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Must not have iron will then.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
Ba dum tss
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
I always walk into an interesting conversation when I come into this place. :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
You should make a post about that.
After this post.
Before someone goes postal.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
*fires up the Death Star to deliver my post*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
why is Idaho called Idaho
Also Idaho is a funny name
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Empire Democratique Francais
I appreciate you choosing our region over all those other regions that bombarded you with telegrams. You made the right choice, we are the best. Mostly because we have cake and also potatoes!!
the cake is a lie!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma
I believe it was named after a particular Native American Indian tribe, local to that area, that were massively slaughtered in the colonisation of the continental US...
Not so funny now, huh?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais
That got dark real quick.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
According to Google, it's apparently a made-up name because some mining lobbyist wanted to attract people to the region and so he made up a Shoshone phrase.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans
That's the world for you, one giant series of things getting messed up then laughing about it.
Central and Eastern Europeans are particularly good at finding humour in terrible situations.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
Ay new here! How you all doing?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Mmmmmm fried brRaAai¡i¡nNnNnzzz!!!
*Licks lips*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
I use Nad's
ayyy im new too lmao
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
Remember, us Canadians will always welcome you with open arms.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
I wonder how long it'll take until the RMB is clogged up with messages about the election.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
I'd say about now
*places post about election*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Antartican Rp2
Probably titanium.
You don't want the hardest metals, those are brittle.
Brittle meaning "breaks easily".
Although, some alloys provide even better protection.
I'm not a metalurgist. So I'm giving no examples of that.
Matrixulated
Not that surprising after all, but still dark as f*ck...
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans
Hello, I'd like to report a raid. This nation, Donald Trump, has just become delegate elect of the Region "The United States of America," and is threatening to remove natives and put up a border password. Can you do something about this?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Endless Sumer, Phytophthora Infestans
Well, mystery solved!!
That explains EXACTLY why our OGG, [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] is the way he is!
M.
* (Please!! - No tasteless 'knock-knock' jokes, 'nad-nad' jokes, or especially, Eunuch-knock' jokes.)
The Salaxalans
*looks around* has everything gone to hell in here?
Matrixulated
Not yet, but nearly. Wait for more Americans to wake up.
Matrixulated, Endless Sumer, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Phytophthora Infestans
i dont like to wait
Matrixulated
where is everyone?
Trump won the presidency....not sure if that is bad or good.
Matrixulated
Yea, that's about right.
You know it.
*wink wink*
Matrixulated, Radical Rights Of The People, Phytophthora Infestans
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