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Region: Spiritus
The binary worked,
But I have no idea of what the other part is...
Yeah,
My nation was classed as an environmental hell hole, then I cleaned up a few beaches and suddenly I had a beautiful landscape,
Untill I built a few damns He He
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia
So I make prenuptial agreements mandatory and civil rights fall off a cliff? Im protecting the people by making marriage more fair. If anything, it would improve the civil rights of at least half the population, which would equal out and cause it to be level. This game never makes any sense. Its like when I cut taxes and the economy doesnt react at all. Huh? Whats the point? Im close to giving it up. It tries to be funny way to much, and I dismiss ridiculous issues daily. Too bad it doesnt aim to educate people about politics and governement. A lot of wasted potential trying to interest the young in the game. And....... WAH!
Matrixulated, Pugtopialand
Issues have extreme consequences, there is rarely middle ground to go off of. NS is meant to be not serious anyways, however there are people who just ignore these issues or do it just for fun and play it their own way, i.e: uber realism.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark
-.-. --- .-. .-. ..- .--. - / .- .-.. .-..
Matrixulated
Yeah, it worked. And I'm not bitter at you for using it. I'm bitter at the world for making me obsolete.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Harsh.
Matrixulated
Upgrade, assimilate, or die.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Well said.
Issues can be very sly, and the consequences of your choices can have unexpected - often drastic - effects on your Nation.
Its fun, dude, just for fun and your own edification. Enjoy!
M.
High Alyria
You want the gain set to 2000, the frequency band to reject, and the output to maximum? Have you lost your mind? We're not going to get any usable data, just fried amplifiers, mate. Plus I think you've disconnected the shielding, again...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia
Straight, old-fashioned machine code. First you'll have to determine what machine it was written for, and which micro-processor was intended to run it...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I'm [nation=short]Trackeendy[/nation].
Matrixulated
I have returned again.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Good, I just thought there was an echo in this room!
Matrixulated
Welcome back to Spiritus, Hunder :)
Matrixulated
I try to focus on the RP aspect on this game anyways, issues don't bother me much.
Matrixulated
It's hexadecimal:
a=10
b=11
c=12
d=13
e=14
f=15
--> f=15
--> f56e=15*16^3+5*16^2+6*16^1+ 14*16^0
It is also ASCII, but with a shorter notation. ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
I refer to my post above.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You don't have to be so negative.
In the next generation Charizard-Yia might also become obsolete.
Obsolete is relative.
Although... Charmander has been obsolete since gen 1.
Evolve, It's your only chance!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It can be. Back in the bad old days, well before the turn of the millennium, I worked with with digitally controlled, very precise, differential audio frequency amplifiers, used in aerospace and the nuclear industries, and to figure out if the machines were following the commands they were being given, using recording oscilloscopes, we would capture long strings of hexadecimal code, machine language, specific to only the platform we were working with, not higher, more universal, programing languages, and those string of code strongly resembled that string of code given in the original example. Each pair of bytes would refer to very precise commands, such as gains (amplification) between 0 and 2000, in a near infinite number of steps, the input and output filters to be used, creating band pass or band rejecting effects, and other signal processing effects...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
...
...
...
I'm in awe.
To me C is a dark abbys that should be avoided when possible.
You have dealt with worse.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Not necessarily worse, just deeper, more specific. We had fewer commands to learn, but had to know them on sight to understand what we were doing. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, not even me, does it that way any more. Got to be too expensive...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Crap, i just trashed my civil rights...
Matrixulated
At least your goverment doesnt hire Religious Censors as a job.
Matrixulated
I caused almost a market crash by making airship companies accountable for their QC department. Which apparently drove them out of business.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
It seems work that way in real life, for all kinds of companies, so why not?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Fox noises o3o
Matrixulated
Pfft,
Religion, who need's that
*slow clap*
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Also, what do you guys think off my new flag?
Matrixulated
"Well, you know what I think?" asks Sarah McKay, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Wolf is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."
That was an option on one off my issues, I didn't realize the "Cruise missile" part was crucial, because when i picked it I got this note on the info screen.
"Main battle tanks stalk the woods of The CF alliance in search of Wolves."...
Fek...
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia
There's really no reason to condemn Thomas, it looks like some guy just got mad at him.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Sorry, I was away on a pilgrimage to the forest moon of Endor...
Is that a euphemism? - I have people to do that for me you know!And Jezus stuck two fingers up and told the Jesii to "go forth" into the land of Matrixulated "and multiply", for he reasoned he could give not a f*ck...
A damned stupid question ⤴, followed by a suspiciously convenient apparition⤵
Welcome back old boy! - Hopefully, you remember under which floorboard you hid the old flag?!
It's not just you! - Just because you may be paranoid, doesn't mean there aren't people out to get you... - I'm feeling heavily suspicious too - All these Jesii are some plot against me I tell you!! 😂
...Oh and thank you for using HalfDead Construction Company - "Who needs BRAINZ, when you need brawn? - We Do!!" - A great equal opportunities employer of Jedi-Zombi Jezuits, amongst other denominations...
There's always a conspiracy; sometimes it's not the conspiracy you are looking for, or even would consider or entertain as a realistic probability...
**Puts on tin-foil Crown of Thorns (a.k.a. barb wire)**
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Jezus approves of this ⤴
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I can just see JZJ sitting in some weird little cantina, sipping a fuming glass of liquefied Brainz, waving his hand vaguely at an authority figure, saying "...this is not the conspiracy you're looking for..."
Plus, I really dig the hat. Pure method acting...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Our population only went down by about 5 percent building that wall... Isn't the saying "if you didn't die on the job, you didn't work hard enough"? I'm gonna have to sentence my surviving workforce to death for treason.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
"Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jezus Christ is worshipped as a god."
- Would you expect any less?! This is completely normal - Nothing to see here!
- Praise Be!
"Christianity plagiarising Humanity for over 2000 years!"
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Great Jezeus.
Heh heh heh heh...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Treason.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Got a snazzy new flag. Just in time for eternal rabbit season.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
How very Zululand during the British Colonial years...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
So apperently people like going on road rage rampages in my country. :(
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
In before police new world order state :P
Matrixulated
Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Leader's name on an hourly basis.......H$LL YES THEY DO
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What a waste of resources.
Your ego must be rather large.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp
My nation seems to be misunderstanding their dictator. I will not stifle their rights to speech but they have to learn that I am the ultimate ruler and moral compass, not any "god". Look guys, I'm giving you free drugs here... Just play nice.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, The Cf Alliance
*foxes ran about now*
Matrixulated
seeeeeeee he gets it
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
There are a few easy steps to establishing a happy and profitable dictatorship.
1.) Let the people know that you are not their enemy. You are a government, made for the greater benefit of the people as a whole. You arrange the world as you see fit because "as you see fit" is best.
2.) Establish firm connections with the enforcers of your nation. By rewarding police and highly glamorizing the military, the law is seen as something of perfection, so beautiful as to be unattainable, unattainable unless you sign up. Create nationalism and pride by noting your country's faults, but immediately suggesting ways to surmount them. Make police life luxurious. If the law enforcement rebels, you lose your grasp on the people.
3.) Do not control by fear. Humankind is a fickle and rebellious creature. Do not allow yourself to give undue punishment or make any law seem unfair. The unrest resulting will topple the lower class and the industry.
4.) Last but not least, let your nation know you care. A benevolent dictator should be present in all occasions of his country or risk losing common ground with his/her own people. If you are severed from the people, you are severed from the reality. If you are severed from reality, your people will have no mercy.
Best of luck in the control of your peoples.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Remember, your subjects are not your enemies. They are cogs in the machines that need to be tuned and filed, and you are the instrument by which they are judged and fixed, or, if beyond repair, discarded and reforged. Do not let corrosion spread amongst your machine.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Does north Korea have foxes?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Not any more, they were eaten, secretively, since there wasn't any food available in the stores...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I'm sure it tasted cute o3o
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Nua Hosnia
Say . . . if I was to convert to 'Pastafarianism' would I have to grow my hair into garlic breadlocks?
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Only if you are truly devout.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Garlic bread is a lesser God of Pastafarianism. Don't succumb to potential heresy.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You will have to grow your love for four legged canines o3o
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
All our foxes were slain for treason, since orange is strictly illegal in the Land of Hutton.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
No, all you have to do is wear a strainer on your head like this: http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f6971d504a6d894cb7944de3d383c26c5c6bb869/c=0-0-533-401&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2015/11/16/USATODAY/USATODAY/635832629836260197-635832586303218816-WireAP-c98b8c9c7086451c987a17bec330ccf5-16x9-1600.jpg
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
For a moment I thought this was more hex code.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
What? Even the Brown and Arctic Foxes? Guilty by association, I presume...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria
Punctuation was the clue it wasn't. Hex code is never shown with punctuation...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*foxes would begin doing the party rock shuffle in a sort of triangle type pattern all in order.*
Matrixulated
The strainer look is cool, but would it pass muster with Tim Opolis and the 'Pastafarians'?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
I'm new, and I see a lot of potatoes...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Ya got summat against potatoes? ;)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass......making sure they truely wana be here
Matrixulated
This website doesn't know how to spell 'Bologna'... They spelled it 'Boloney'.
Matrixulated
And no, I don't have anything against potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
My Civil Rights fell for not allowing Robots to have citizenship.
Ok then mate.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
its ok my citizens have a strong fear of anything more advanced then a pocket calculator
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
hi, I'm new
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
welcome to the party grab a potato and make yourself comfortable
Matrixulated, Forestbrook Middle
Welcome to the constant struggle of not knowing weather to prioritize your citizens and not totally trash their civil rights, or instead buy potatoes with all of the goverments money.
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp, Forestbrook Middle
Yo guys I'm new
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Paradise Moon made me join
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Thanks People's for the Potatoes and the warm welcomes, I hope I cans be goods to yous.
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Does this region ever raid or nah
Matrixulated
Hey, it even passes muster with the Department o Motor Vehicles. Many states have now will allow you to have these sorts of pictures on your driver's license...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Never. Purely defensive
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
To all the noobs, welcome, pull up a potato and get a little weird...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
Ok that's cool
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Am i the only one who thinks picasso wasn't actually that great of an artist?
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
yasssssss the struggle is real
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Have you ever been to an exhibition of his work? Not just photographs in a coffee-table type book, but the actual art itself? Go to see the real deal, it's powerful, and it can change your life, my friend...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
My economy is a squiggly snake, where I make decisions to bump it up, but then I do things to make business make sense or keep salesmen from knocking on doors and it goes back down. Eventually it'll be booming.
Given my interest in space, it'll probably involved mining the moon.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
popato
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
THE MOON IS POTATOS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Association is a crime as high as the associated crime itself. It cannot be tolerated. The best way to remove a wart is to take out the surrounding flesh, after all. That's why we publicly stone the extended families of druggies. Public saftey cannot be ensured without it.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
POTATOES.
The 'e' makes all the difference, blasphemer!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
How do i get more people in my nation? Corveaux is sorely lacking in resour- people. Yes, people.
Matrixulated
Time, and time alone, is the answer. Your population grow about 5 million per day. Pretty constant...
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
LOL . . . does anyone remember those tin-aliens from 70's & 80's 'Smash' commercials?
". . . make mash get Smaaaash!"
Hilarious and potatolicious.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Im new. Hi.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp
Hello! Have a potato!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Excuse
I identify my gender as a potato.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp
*Grabs pet toad and runs*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp
*Irish-ing intensifies*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Good! Just... watch out.
Matrixulated
I have been informed I am perhaps not the best face to greet new arrivals.
I had that messenger burned at the stake.
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Jessica looked upon the coast. She'd never seen the ocean before but only in a book. It was a colorful book with paintings of sea gulls and dolphins and seashells. It looked nothing like the vast blue before her. She felt it empty and lonely. Then a thought crossed her mind. A deep troubling idea that rattled throughout her very marrow. "I forgot to take my leftovers out of the office microwave."
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.