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My nation supports Donald Trump. We think they should dig up the graves of all the illegal immigrants in America, and have them shipped back to be buried in Europe. All of the pilgrims, and the English colonists, and all of the white settlers from Europe should be ship back to be reburied back in Europe. They should build a gigantic cemetery back in Europe and they will have Europe pay for that cemetery.

The Saturnian Republic, Istanialand

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:My nation supports Donald Trump. We think they should dig up the graves of all the illegal immigrants in America, and have them shipped back to be buried in Europe. All of the pilgrims, and the English colonists, and all of the white settlers from Europe should be ship back to be reburied back in Europe. They should build a gigantic cemetery back in Europe and they will have Europe pay for that cemetery.

I'll deal with all the cemeteries thank you! - The deceased, both recently and historically, is my kind of area of expertise, and my kind of people!!

Gotta think about "Recruitment" ya know!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

Still no activity from [nation=short]Rogue Lumberjacks[/nation]? - That's 25 days now😕

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Such is the way of the rogue lumberjack, detached and aloof D:

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

Hopefully he'll come back.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

That moment when you increase Cheese industry by 1000%

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

I'm a star wars group, does that matter?

Matrixulated

The Imperial Outer Rim wrote:I'm a star wars group, does that matter?

Nope! All nations are welcome here. Our government and forum have gone through a few Star Wars themes, actually.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm a nationstates vet. Played 2 years ago and lost interest, but now I'm back.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sooo I'm an intergalactic Empire.... how would I play that on the regional map lol? I could probably play it off as a small exposition force on a planet in the unknown regions?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

what did i miss? nothing, because i see evrything

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

I finally got my Environmental beauty above 1,000,000! Yes!

Matrixulated

Wait hang on I meant 1,000...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

In other news, I have a cool new flag... wait no it's absolutely massive. I'd better fix that.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Deranged Squirrels wrote:I finally got my Environmental beauty above 1,000,000! Yes!

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Wait hang on I meant 1,000...

. . . do I hear 100?

Ahhh is that one-hundred from the deranged squirrel in the back-left row . . . Oh, you just wanted to use the bathroom, I see.

Carry-on!

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Still no activity from [nation=short]Rogue Lumberjacks[/nation]? - That's 25 days now��

Not funny, man . . .

Tim-Opolis wrote:Such is the way of the rogue lumberjack, detached and aloof D:

Soooo not funny!

And don't encourage the ghoul!!!

We seemed to have distracted his attention when Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh dangled the 'graveyard' carrot in front of the shuffling beast . . . a masterstroke of diversion and 'weak-minded tomfoolery' and 'force' management.

Actually very useful.

We might have need for you on the Masters sail barge . . .

Aagh!

Put a restraining bolt on me quickly!

Someone said "Star Wars" and I went full-metal fanboy!

**whispers** is JayZeeJay still distracted? I should get an Oscar for this performance!**

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Not funny, man . . .

Soooo not funny!

And don't encourage the ghoul!!!

We seemed to have distracted his attention when Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh dangled the 'graveyard' carrot in front of the shuffling beast . . . a masterstroke of diversion and 'weak-minded tomfoolery' and 'force' management.

Actually very useful.

We might have need for you on the Masters sail barge . . .

Aagh!

Put a restraining bolt on me quickly!

Someone said "Star Wars" and I went full-metal fanboy!

**whispers** is JayZeeJay still distracted? I should get an Oscar for this performance!**

M.

You just said a whole bunch of stuff I do not understand one bit of. What does my graveyard post have to do with carrots? And what's this about a sail barge?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:You just said a whole bunch of stuff I do not understand one bit of. What does my graveyard post have to do with carrots? And what's this about a sail barge?

It makes perfect sense.

You're management material.

You divert threats to other people,

You lack morals and if asked about it, you play dumb.

It's a small miracle you haven't become the ceo of a bank.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I was just making fun of Donald Trump so I don't really know what you mean by that. And who did I threaten? Who the fu©k do you think your talking to about no morals with your white people ways of savage oppressive butchery? My people are not perfect but at least we didn't commit the atrocities against the Powatan people.

Matrixulated

I was just making fun of Donald Trump so I don't really know what you mean by that. And who did I threaten? Who the fu©k do you think your talking to about no morals with your white people ways of savage oppressive butchery? My people are not perfect but at least we didn't commit the atrocities against the Powatan people.

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Matrixulated wrote:Not funny, man . . .

Soooo not funny!

And don't encourage the ghoul!!!

We seemed to have distracted his attention when Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh dangled the 'graveyard' carrot in front of the shuffling beast . . . a masterstroke of diversion and 'weak-minded tomfoolery' and 'force' management.

Actually very useful.

We might have need for you on the Masters sail barge . . .

Aagh!

Put a restraining bolt on me quickly!

Someone said "Star Wars" and I went full-metal fanboy!

**whispers** is JayZeeJay still distracted? I should get an Oscar for this performance!**

M.

👏😂 Very amusing, but not distracting in the slightest!

...Except perhaps to this guy ⤵

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:You just said a whole bunch of stuff I do not understand one bit of. What does my graveyard post have to do with carrots? And what's this about a sail barge?
He seems a little confused - An excellent way to be distracted from your immediate environment; hazards and dangers etc.

**The sound of shuffling and shambling grows louder around [nation=short]ah-eh-ioh-uh[/nation] (particularly wherever he's not actually looking!)**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] - It's 27 days now...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] - It's 27 days now...

Tomorrow it will be '28 days later'.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:👏😂 Very amusing, but not distracting in the slightest!

...Except perhaps to this guy ⤵He seems a little confused - An excellent way to be distracted from your immediate environment; hazards and dangers etc.

**The sound of shuffling and shambling grows louder around [nation=short]ah-eh-ioh-uh[/nation] (particularly wherever he's not actually looking!)**

Good luck. All attempted invasions of our nation have failed miserably. Even the Roswell Grey Aliens had to surrender to our demands after we threatened war on them.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Istanialand

Alekseandrea wrote:It makes perfect sense.

You're management material.

You divert threats to other people,

You lack morals and if asked about it, you play dumb.

It's a small miracle you haven't become the ceo of a bank.

*laughed so hard I nearly peed myself*

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] - It's 27 days now...

Doh!

Alekseandrea wrote:Tomorrow it will be '28 days later'.

. . . In a heartbeat.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Donald trump is right, we should make America great again. We should build a great big wall around America and round up all of the illegals and have them sent back to Europe. And we will have Europe pay for that wall. The white people will be forced to reestablish citizenship in Europe. Along that wall there will be a great big door and if any white people want to come in, they can come back in, but they have to do it LEGALLY. They will have to reestablish citizenship here in America through the proper channels. People wanting to go into Virginia have to get their legal documentation from the federal government of the Powahtan nation. People going into Florida have to get their papers from the Seminole nation. All of the great nations of America will get to have power returned to where it belongs, to the AMERICAN people such as the Seminoles, Powahtan, Cree, Cheyenne, Lakotas, Apache, Hopi, Ute and Comanche. All of the Native American tribes shall get all the land back that all those damned illegals stole. Illegals will never steal jobs ever again. When Europe sends all it's people across the border into America, they aren't sending their best. And I will ban all Christians from entering the country. I would bring back scalping and a whole lot worse than scalping. We will never forget the atrocities that happened on 711. Whites spilled so many slurpies all over the nice floor, I was there on that day. I admit that I made a mistake, when I said 711 I meant Thanksgiving. I was there on the day of thanksgiving when countless Americans were killed by radical Christian terrorists in the Orlando shootings.

Matrixulated

It's official! I'm a sunfish!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Donald trump is right, we should make America great again. We should build a great big wall......Orlando shootings.

No more sugar or caffeine for this fella!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ustrus

Paradise Moon wrote:It's official! I'm a sunfish!

How?

Matrixulated, Ustrus

Istanialand wrote:How?

I put it in my pretitle.

Matrixulated, Istanialand, Ustrus

Well, I was always a sunfish, but now it's official.

Matrixulated, Ustrus

Yaaaaaaaaaay

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ustrus

Paradise Moon wrote:Well, I was always a sunfish, but now it's official.

PRAISE THE SUNFISH

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrus

http://www.strawpoll.me/10641395

Vive la polls.

Matrixulated

Eat A Dick wrote:SUCK A ASS HOLE

Your spelling is atrocious.

There are kids on this thread.

Your complete indifference to spelling might ruin their future.

And that's not good.

I would even say it's bad.

Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Your spelling is atrocious.

There are kids on this thread.

Your complete indifference to spelling might ruin their future.

And that's not good.

I would even say it's bad.

WTF?

Who was that?

What a wanker, and well sorted Alekseandrea!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:No more sugar or caffeine for this fella!

The people of my tribal village do not consume caffine and sugar. That is a white man cultural thing.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The people of my tribal village do not consume caffine and sugar. That is a white man cultural thing.

We consume cheese here ever since I passed something that made cheese industry go up by 1000%.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], just so you know, when you quote posts like that, it preserves them forever, even if mods delete the original (which they did).

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Not too big a deal though since it'll be off the main page in not too long. :P

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

There is a social media site called facebook that is in my nation. It is popular among military folks away from home. They use knives to carve out the face's of enemy soldiers. Facebook, the best online social media site for our brave heroes!

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:There is a social media site called facebook that is in my nation. It is popular among military folks away from home. They use knives to carve out the face's of enemy soldiers. Facebook, the best online social media site for our brave heroes!

I am convinced that your entire nation has gone mad.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Deranged Squirrels wrote:I am convinced that your entire nation has gone mad.

You betcha! We still use scalping and even make a special wine from the blood of our enemies! We are proud to Be Vivan.

The Salaxalans wrote:[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], just so you know, when you quote posts like that, it preserves them forever, even if mods delete the original (which they did).

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's not true, that's impossible!

...

What have I done?

I could delete my post...

Should I?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's not true, that's impossible!

...

What have I done?

I could delete my post...

Should I?

Quick! Delete it and pretend this all never happened!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:You betcha! We still use scalping and even make a special wine from the blood of our enemies! We are proud to Be Vivan.

Of course our citizens being called mad by a nation with the word "deranged" in it (and squirrels) is kind of ironic

Matrixulated

Seems everyone wants to remain in NationStates. Guess we won't need to have a re-vote then! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Lost and Found in the Boneyard

Former nation: Rogue Lumberjacks

Founded: Tue Nov 3 2015

Ceased to exist: Fri Jul 1 2016

Population: 1.388 billion

☠☣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰☣☠

RIP Rogue Lumberjacks📯

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Of course our citizens being called mad by a nation with the word "deranged" in it (and squirrels) is kind of ironic

In my defense, I was asleep at the time.

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Lost and Found in the Boneyard

Former nation: Rogue Lumberjacks

Founded: Tue Nov 3 2015

Ceased to exist: Fri Jul 1 2016

Population: 1.388 billion

☠☣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰☣☠

RIP Rogue Lumberjacks📯

*gasp!*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:There is a social media site called facebook that is in my nation. It is popular among military folks away from home. They use knives to carve out the face's of enemy soldiers. Facebook, the best online social media site for our brave heroes!

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:You betcha! We still use scalping and even make a special wine from the blood of our enemies! We are proud to Be Vivan.

I'm bewildered.

Is this numpty role-playing, (badly in my opinion!) or is he just a complete muppet?

I was offended by his ignorant and blatantly xenophobic "white mans culture" comment directed at me, me being of mixed heritage and culture. But I chose to ignore it.

I think he needs to put a helmet on so he can't hurt himself.

Matrixulated

An attempt at political satire, perhaps

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Lost and Found in the Boneyard

Former nation: Rogue Lumberjacks

Founded: Tue Nov 3 2015

Ceased to exist: Fri Jul 1 2016

Population: 1.388 billion

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

RIP Rogue Lumberjacks📯

...There will be 2 minutes of noisy chainsaw and bandsaw running, accompanied by a platoon of large hairy men with their choppers out; held at half mast, and striking the early morning wood; performing a traditional "salute", while the Spiritus Philharmonic Orchestra thrash out and perform a moving medley of songs; playing with their instruments a few of the old classics including:-

https://youtu.be/QgaRd4d8hOY

For those wishing to attend, the ceremony will be held in 10 hours... 😂

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'm bewildered.

Is this numpty role-playing, (badly in my opinion!) or is he just a complete muppet?

I was offended by his ignorant and blatantly xenophobic "white mans culture" comment directed at me, me being of mixed heritage and culture. But I chose to ignore it.

I think he needs to put a helmet on so he can't hurt himself.

The Powahtan people did not have coffee and artificial sugar before the white man arrived in their land uninvited. That is a generally known thing. It is the truth and if it somehow offends thee, then you should probably not be on the internet. Here on the internet even the crabby patty recipe will soon not even remain a secret, nude photos and secret military government files are not safe. If the truth offends you you should not be on the internet. How dare thee mixed blooded or not, insult my roleplaying just cuz you feel much butthurt. Insulting my roleplaying is Insulting my people. If you were to say that in my nation you would get so much sh!+ right back at you. Vivis aren't like other people, if we are insulted, we insult the persons insulting us right back. We are no sissies, we do not turn the other cheek. There is a viral video of a foreign tourist getting trounced in a Yo mama joke battle with a Vivi. #donttalk$h!+aboutvivis

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:The Powahtan people...my nation...so much sh!+...Vivis aren't like other people...we insult...we do not turn the other cheek...There is a viral video of a foreign tourist getting trounced in a Yo mama joke battle with a Vivi. #donttalk$h!+aboutvivis

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Roleplay.

It's like a white gown and a white hood for the internet. Say what you want, do what you want, write what you want, all under the pretense of 'roleplaying.'

This forum used to be fun.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah, that's what I thought.

Roleplay.

It's like a white gown and a white hood for the internet. Say what you want, do what you want, write what you want, all under the pretense of 'roleplaying.'

This forum used to be fun.

Well, if you want the forum to be fun, make it fun! Complaining won't get you anywhere! :)

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Well, if you want the forum to be fun, make it fun! Complaining won't get you anywhere! :)

Amen hallelujah!

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Amen hallelujah!

Wait what I can't speak spanish.

I just increased cheese exports from -4 to 2,000 in one move.

I am so proud.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Well, if you want the forum to be fun, make it fun! Complaining won't get you anywhere! :)

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Amen hallelujah!

I really think you guys took a wrong turn somewhere, and these last few posts are headed in a bad direction!

So before anyone gets really offended, or booted/banned/whatever, I think someone should press pause on the 'roleplaying' button and tone it down.

I think you two guys are like peas in a pod and enjoy bouncing off each others 'roleplaying.' Great! Good for you!

But your 'roleplaying' needs to be tempered for this public forum.

If you can't control your crazy and whacky 'roleplaying' without offending other public forum members, you should find somewhere else like on our Spiritus zetaboards website, or an IRC channel, to continue your 'roleplaying,' where you can insult each other as much as you like!

But don't complain!

It's not 'fun' if you complain.

So if someone insults your racial heritage, your culture, and calls you "mixed-blooded" and "butthurt," you should just be silent and accept the discrimination and bigoted slurs because, "complaining won't get you anywhere!"

If I was The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud I'd be bewildered and complaining too. He's got a legitimate grievance and all you two muppets can offer are more puerile puns and callous comebacks.

Muppets. I love that. Its really funny.

Racism, intolerance, bullying . . . not funny!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:I really think you guys took a wrong turn somewhere, and these last few posts are headed in a bad direction!

So before anyone gets really offended, or booted/banned/whatever, I think someone should press pause on the 'roleplaying' button and tone it down.

I think you two guys are like peas in a pod and enjoy bouncing off each others 'roleplaying.' Great! Good for you!

But your 'roleplaying' needs to be tempered for this public forum.

If you can't control your crazy and whacky 'roleplaying' without offending other public forum members, you should find somewhere else like on our Spiritus zetaboards website, or an IRC channel, to continue your 'roleplaying,' where you can insult each other as much as you like!

But don't complain!

It's not 'fun' if you complain.

So if someone insults your racial heritage, your culture, and calls you "mixed-blooded" and "butthurt," you should just be silent and accept the discrimination and bigoted slurs because, "complaining won't get you anywhere!"

If I was The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud I'd be bewildered and complaining too. He's got a legitimate grievance and all you two muppets can offer are more puerile puns and callous comebacks.

Muppets. I love that. Its really funny.

Racism, intolerance, bullying . . . not funny!

M.

Wait I'm confused now. Did I do something wrong? I have no clue what you're talking about here.

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Wait I'm confused now. Did I do something wrong? I have no clue what you're talking about here.

They beleive that anything that offends anybody should never be allowed basically. Cuz even true statements can be hatespeech if it offends somebody lol. The French aided the rebels in the war of independence against the Brittish, hatespeech! hatespeech! muh feelings! Muh safespace!

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Wait what I can't speak spanish.

By the way, that language is HEBREW I do beleive. I Can't be sure though. It is a common phrase in America. It might have been Aramaic. Whatever language the people in the bible spoke. The Spanish language did not invent that phrase. Yo se porque yo ablo la lenguage fluente. It is a common phrase amongst Christians.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Lost and Found in the Boneyard

Former nation: Rogue Lumberjacks

Founded: Tue Nov 3 2015

Ceased to exist: Fri Jul 1 2016

Population: 1.388 billion

☠☣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰☣☠

RIP Rogue Lumberjacks📯

The end of the age of non-working lumberjacks...

I'm getting old.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:They beleive that anything that offends anybody should never be allowed basically. Cuz even true statements can be hatespeech if it offends somebody lol. The French aided the rebels in the war of independence against the Brittish, hatespeech! hatespeech! muh feelings! Muh safespace!

It seems like we have a volunteer for the Spiritus camp of tolerance.

His intolerance of the unwritten rules is intolerable.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! I JUST ACCIDENTALLY BANNED THE INTERNET! PANIC!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

OH NO!!!! THE POOR INTERNET!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Deranged Squirrels wrote:THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! I JUST ACCIDENTALLY BANNED THE INTERNET! PANIC!

...you call that national emergency???? If you had banned cake, now THAT, would be a national emergency.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:OH NO!!!! THE POOR INTERNET!

PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Deranged Squirrels wrote:PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!

My people had survived (& even THRIVED) without the internet for a while. Worry not. There are some advantages to it. You will survive. We send you our prayers and good will energy. We hope you regain your internet soon. We thoroughly enjoy our Yewtube here so we can sympathize.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:My people had survived (& even THRIVED) without the internet for a while. Worry not. There are some advantages to it. You will survive. We send you our prayers and good will energy. We hope you regain your internet soon. We thoroughly enjoy our Yewtube here so we can sympathize.

Don't tell me that 'Yewtube' has something to do with cutting the faces off enemy soldiers...?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Blitze wrote:...you call that national emergency???? If you had banned cake, now THAT, would be a national emergency.

Keep in mind that you can only say that with the help of the internet... :)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Don't tell me that 'Yewtube' has something to do with cutting the faces off enemy soldiers...?

YEWtube is our cutesie name for our videosharing website. It is called YEWtube partially because NS copyright BS, but also to hint at our reverence for nature. Many still practice the olden day tribal spirituality. Unlike the U.S., our indigenous people were never forced to convert to any religion. In fact nobody was EVER required to be of ANY religion. Our indigenous people are actually still in power. The nation's leader is actually a man from an indigenous tribe. He is Cheif Crazy Bich of the Slapajo tribe. The foreign colonists TRIED to follow the path of colonization that the "Americans" took, but weren't allowed to and were forced to play by Native rules. Our environmental protection laws are pretty sacred here.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:YEWtube is our cutesie name for our videosharing website. It is called YEWtube partially because NS copyright BS, but also to hint at our reverence for nature. Many still practice the olden day tribal spirituality. Unlike the U.S., our indigenous people were never forced to convert to any religion. In fact nobody was EVER required to be of ANY religion. Our indigenous people are actually still in power. The nation's leader is actually a man from an indigenous tribe. He is Cheif Crazy Bich of the Slapajo tribe. The foreign colonists TRIED to follow the path of colonization that the "Americans" took, but weren't allowed to and were forced to play by Native rules. Our environmental protection laws are pretty sacred here.

So, uh, what does that have to do with vicious war crimes?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Deranged Squirrels wrote:So, uh, what does that have to do with vicious war crimes?

Which vicious warcrimes do you speak of? Do you mean the itchy blankets? Or something else?

Deranged Squirrels wrote:Don't tell me that 'Yewtube' has something to do with cutting the faces off enemy soldiers...?

Yewtube?

Thats even closer to Jewtube than Youtube for gods sake.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Which vicious warcrimes do you speak of? Do you mean the itchy blankets? Or something else?

*Cough* *cough* Cutting the faces off enemy soldiers *cough* *cough* Killing all aliens *cough* *cough*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Deranged Squirrels wrote:*Cough* *cough* Cutting the faces off enemy soldiers *cough* *cough* Killing all aliens *cough* *cough*

Considering that the aliens abducted our citizens and performed horrific experiments on our people, it was warranted. All enemy soldiers that commit warcrimes of violence against our unprovoking nation are exempt from our famous Vivan hospitality. They commit awful crimes, they pay the price accordingly. You can't go around invading other planets/nations like that and expect to not stand military trial. Vivi is a PEACEFUL nation, we don't start fights. But we sure as hell make you regret trying to bully us via military force. Is that so wrong? You should also keep in mind that when we take their bodyparts, they are always numbed by tons of painkillers so that they feel no pain. Either that or they are already dead. We do not conform to the Geneva convention. We have created our own convention of rules for war. We consider ours superior. Did you know that so far, no peaceful civilian of the enemy has ever been killed by Vivi military? Why? Because OUR Geneva convention forbids the killing of enemy nation's peaceful civilians. Compared to the U.S. we are actually saints.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Been a great day, shot some leaders, colonized another country, fixed unemployment by making them do stuff (that may or may not be about.. weed).

Cut the goverment budget.

And increased the defense forces by a lot.

9/10 overall

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Considering that the aliens abducted our citizens and performed horrific experiments on our people, it was warranted. All enemy soldiers that commit warcrimes of violence against our unprovoking nation are exempt from our famous Vivan hospitality. They commit awful crimes, they pay the price accordingly. You can't go around invading other planets/nations like that and expect to not stand military trial. Vivi is a PEACEFUL nation, we don't start fights. But we sure as hell make you regret trying to bully us via military force. Is that so wrong? You should also keep in mind that when we take their bodyparts, they are always numbed by tons of painkillers so that they feel no pain. Either that or they are already dead. We do not conform to the Geneva convention. We have created our own convention of rules for war. We consider ours superior. Did you know that so far, no peaceful civilian of the enemy has ever been killed by Vivi military? Why? Because OUR Geneva convention forbids the killing of enemy nation's peaceful civilians. Compared to the U.S. we are actually saints.

I'll just take your word for it...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

There is music everywhere I go, it's LOVELY!

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Considering that the aliens abducted our citizens and performed horrific experiments on our people, it was warranted. All enemy soldiers that commit warcrimes of violence against our unprovoking nation are exempt from our famous Vivan hospitality. They commit awful crimes, they pay the price accordingly. You can't go around invading other planets/nations like that and expect to not stand military trial. Vivi is a PEACEFUL nation, we don't start fights. But we sure as hell make you regret trying to bully us via military force. Is that so wrong? You should also keep in mind that when we take their bodyparts, they are always numbed by tons of painkillers so that they feel no pain. Either that or they are already dead. We do not conform to the Geneva convention. We have created our own convention of rules for war. We consider ours superior. Did you know that so far, no peaceful civilian of the enemy has ever been killed by Vivi military? Why? Because OUR Geneva convention forbids the killing of enemy nation's peaceful civilians. Compared to the U.S. we are actually saints.

To be peaceful one doesn't fight. The 'they started it first' doesn't make you peaceful.

I believe that drugging your victims doesn't make it morally right. To. Cut. Of. Their. Limbs.

Your mutilation of corpses is also questionable.

No peaceful civilian killed?

How do you fight wars?

With water balloons?

Or do you have a another definition for civilian?

Compared to the US? Saints?

You act like that is an accomplishment.

Your post reeks of blatant propaganda.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:To be peaceful one doesn't fight. The 'they started it first' doesn't make you peaceful.

I believe that drugging your victims doesn't make it morally right. To. Cut. Of. Their. Limbs.

Your mutilation of corpses is also questionable.

No peaceful civilian killed?

How do you fight wars?

With water balloons?

Or do you have a another definition for civilian?

Compared to the US? Saints?

You act like that is an accomplishment.

Your post reeks of blatant propaganda.

Defending your home is morally right. They have no use for their bodyparts now that they will be DEAD.

Inflicting continuous and extreme physical pain- aka torture is morally wrong, if they feel no pain it is morally right. You are used to western white morality that kills innocent civilians but condems the refusal to put dead people's bodyparts to waste. You are hypocrites. We have won wars by shooting enemy soldiers, DUH! Not by bombing civilian residencies lol. Someone aims a gun at you first, kill them. Someone is a civilan who happens to be NEARBY a soldier, we make sure no collateral damage to innocents. We target military bases, not hospitals you bunch of hypocrites. TERRORISTS target civilian houses and peaceful buildings. Rebels target enemy soldiers. Get your morality straight heathen savages. The American government is a terrorist organization, we are valiant rebels.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Defending your home is morally right. They have no use for their bodyparts now that they will be DEAD.

Inflicting continuous and extreme physical pain- aka torture is morally wrong, if they feel no pain it is morally right. You are used to western white morality that kills innocent civilians but condems the refusal to put dead people's bodyparts to waste. You are hypocrites. We have won wars by shooting enemy soldiers, DUH! Not by bombing civilian residencies lol. Someone aims a gun at you first, kill them. Someone is a civilan who happens to be NEARBY a soldier, we make sure no collateral damage to innocents. We target military bases, not hospitals you bunch of hypocrites. TERRORISTS target civilian houses and peaceful buildings. Rebels target enemy soldiers. Get your morality straight heathen savages. The American government is a terrorist organization, we are valiant rebels.

And because they don't need it, you are allowed to take it...

You're nation must be filled with kleptomaniacs. And grave robbers.

If inflicting pain is bad, it doesn't mean not inflicting pain is right.

Examples: psychological warfare, titanic (the movie), extortion, tax evasion, being annoying...

Me, a hypocrite?

Sometimes I am.

Yet it seems that despite my western white morality, I do have the capability to reason logically.

Yeah, right.

Collateral damage can't be avoided in armed conflicts.

Your department of thruth must be very busy indeed.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Istanialand

Maltena wrote:We consume cheese here ever since I passed something that made cheese industry go up by 1000%.

My national animal is cheese!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Istanialand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Lost and Found in the Boneyard

Former nation: Rogue Lumberjacks

Founded: Tue Nov 3 2015

Ceased to exist: Fri Jul 1 2016

Population: 1.388 billion

☠☣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰☣☠

RIP Rogue Lumberjacks📯

Noooooo!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:And because they don't need it, you are allowed to take it...

You're nation must be filled with kleptomaniacs. And grave robbers.

If inflicting pain is bad, it doesn't mean not inflicting pain is right.

Examples: psychological warfare, titanic (the movie), extortion, tax evasion, being annoying...

Me, a hypocrite?

Sometimes I am.

Yet it seems that despite my western white morality, I do have the capability to reason logically.

Yeah, right.

Collateral damage can't be avoided in armed conflicts.

Your department of thruth must be very busy indeed.

I've heard of plenty of battles in which collateral damage was not an issue. We are not kleptomaniacs. We do not extort in the way other nations do. Theft is a crime here just like most other nations, presumptuous hypocrites. Theft does not apply to dead people lol. They CAN'T use their bodyparts, they are DEAD. It's not that hard lol, whoever attacks you, you retaliate. It's not that hard to kill whomever attacked you without collateral damage lol. Aim and fire. Oops, somebody attacked me, I accidentally used a nuke on their whole city cuz collateral damage is unavoidable cuz my aim is terrible lol. (that last line was sarcastic.) You ACCIDENTALLY killed an innocent civilian when you were aiming at a soldier? You are a poor excuse for a soldier if your aim is so bad and you have to wipe out an entire city just to kill a small group of soldiers. Aim for the SOLDIERS, it's not that hard.

As for the whole part about not inflicting pain being wrong... Well physiological warfare only works on the weak minded. If you crack under it, you are likely the same people who cry when someone calls you a name. Weaklings. Don't care what the enemies say or suggest. Lies work on the easily deceived. Physiological warfare is morally sound. Weaklings who beleive what hostile people say and can't ignore what enemies say, probably are very insecure and overly influenceable. They do not belong in society if they can't say "sticks and stones". Lying for selfish gain that helps only you is wrong. Lying to a hostile force for the betterment of your nation is morally right. Anybody who takes the word of strangers for automatic truth is a crybaby. If physiological warfare upon those people is necessary to defend a nonprovoking nation of innocent people, tis morally right. Lying to protect innocents is noble. We do not rob graves because people aren't buried with luxury items lol. They don't have a right to something they aren't using and that they won't let anybody else have because they are dead and beyond the capability of being asked for permission to use what they have. Also we barely have graves. When someone dies, every part of their body is used for something. Nothing goes to waste. We honor their deaths in our culture by not letting any part of their body go to waste. They live on through the good their parts do for others. When someone's skullcap is used as a bowl to eat out of, they continue their charitable service to others.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:I've heard of plenty of battles in which collateral damage was not an issue. We are not kleptomaniacs. We do not extort in the way other nations do. Theft is a crime here just like most other nations, presumptuous hypocrites. Theft does not apply to dead people lol. They CAN'T use their bodyparts, they are DEAD. It's not that hard lol, whoever attacks you, you retaliate. It's not that hard to kill whomever attacked you without collateral damage lol. Aim and fire. Oops, somebody attacked me, I accidentally used a nuke on their whole city cuz collateral damage is unavoidable cuz my aim is terrible lol. (that last line was sarcastic.) You ACCIDENTALLY killed an innocent civilian when you were aiming at a soldier? You are a poor excuse for a soldier if your aim is so bad and you have to wipe out an entire city just to kill a small group of soldiers. Aim for the SOLDIERS, it's not that hard.

As for the whole part about not inflicting pain being wrong... Well physiological warfare only works on the weak minded. If you crack under it, you are likely the same people who cry when someone calls you a name. Weaklings. Don't care what the enemies say or suggest. Lies work on the easily deceived. Physiological warfare is morally sound. Weaklings who beleive what hostile people say and can't ignore what enemies say, probably are very insecure and overly influenceable. They do not belong in society if they can't say "sticks and stones". Lying for selfish gain that helps only you is wrong. Lying to a hostile force for the betterment of your nation is morally right. Anybody who takes the word of strangers for automatic truth is a crybaby. If physiological warfare upon those people is necessary to defend a nonprovoking nation of innocent people, tis morally right. Lying to protect innocents is noble. We do not rob graves because people aren't buried with luxury items lol. They don't have a right to something they aren't using and that they won't let anybody else have because they are dead and beyond the capability of being asked for permission to use what they have. Also we barely have graves. When someone dies, every part of their body is used for something. Nothing goes to waste. We honor their deaths in our culture by not letting any part of their body go to waste. They live on through the good their parts do for others. When someone's skullcap is used as a bowl to eat out of, they continue their charitable service to others.

3/10 there were no memes

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Paradise Moon wrote:Noooooo!

There, there...

**pats you on the back**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Okay let's have fewer walls of text please. :P

I hope Lumberjacks comes back. :(

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

agh, walls of text.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Vaccines are now mandatory in my country, and my nation is getting closer to utopia, one step at a time. I should probably do something about the 'Internet incident' though.

The Salaxalans

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:I've heard of plenty of battles in which collateral damage was not an issue.

Not an issue? Civilians die, but you don't care so they aren't civilians?

Plus, I've heard of more battles where it is an issue.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We are not kleptomaniacs. We do not extort in the way other nations do. Theft is a crime here just like most other nations, presumptuous hypocrites. Theft does not apply to dead people lol. They CAN'T use their bodyparts, they are DEAD.

So you're saying it is morally right to eat the limbs of paralysed people. "They can't use their bodyparts"

If people don't need something, you find it morally right to take it, so clearly some forms of theft must be legal.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:It's not that hard lol, whoever attacks you, you retaliate. It's not that hard to kill whomever attacked you without collateral damage lol. Aim and fire. Oops, somebody attacked me, I accidentally used a nuke on their whole city cuz collateral damage is unavoidable cuz my aim is terrible lol. (that last line was sarcastic.) You ACCIDENTALLY killed an innocent civilian when you were aiming at a soldier? You are a poor excuse for a soldier if your aim is so bad and you have to wipe out an entire city just to kill a small group of soldiers. Aim for the SOLDIERS, it's not that hard.

No plan survives contact with the enemy. Especially the "just shoot it" plans. War isn't a shooting range. A-team firing is the norm rather than the exception. Collateral damage is a matter of time.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:As for the whole part about not inflicting pain being wrong... Well physiological warfare only works on the weak minded. If you crack under it, you are likely the same people who cry when someone calls you a name. Weaklings. Don't care what the enemies say or suggest. Lies work on the easily deceived. Physiological warfare is morally sound. Weaklings who beleive what hostile people say and can't ignore what enemies say, probably are very insecure and overly influenceable. They do not belong in society if they can't say "sticks and stones". Lying for selfish gain that helps only you is wrong. Lying to a hostile force for the betterment of your nation is morally right. Anybody who takes the word of strangers for automatic truth is a crybaby. If physiological warfare upon those people is necessary to defend a nonprovoking nation of innocent people, tis morally right. Lying to protect innocents is noble.

Despite this your no doubt 'strong' mind accepts your own propaganda as a fact.

Propaganda is psychological warfare. (Check Wikipedia)

Your whole reasoning is a combination of self-delusions and hypocrisy.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:We do not rob graves because people aren't buried with luxury items lol. They don't have a right to something they aren't using and that they won't let anybody else have because they are dead and beyond the capability of being asked for permission to use what they have. Also we barely have graves. When someone dies, every part of their body is used for something. Nothing goes to waste. We honor their deaths in our culture by not letting any part of their body go to waste. They live on through the good their parts do for others. When someone's skullcap is used as a bowl to eat out of, they continue their charitable service to others.

I simply took your reasoning to a logical extreme to show its flaws.

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay let's have fewer walls of text please. :P

Sorry?

The other guy is worse.

I also hope for the return of our lost compatriot.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Custer's defeat was soldier vs soldier. No civilians were even INVOLVED.

Paralyzed people are still ALIVE and have a right to their parts. We do not scalp paralyzed people.

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