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Harambe was the saddest assassination.

Matrixulated, Cosmolate

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:First....*pukes a little*

Second....what does it look like at the petrol station now when you go for a fill-up?

Is it now called the 'Dairy Station?'

What are your 'fuel' choices? - Skimmed, Low-Fat or F*ck Me You're Gonna Be So Fat?

What happens if you drive a Volkswagon and it turns out it always was lactose-intolerant but they covered it up and lied about it?

1. United Dairy Farmers (UDF) now has such a monopoly on the industry that all fuel stations are now called UDF's (similar to how Southerners call every soft drink "a Coke").

2. Silk Biofuel, Skim Unleaded, 1% Ethanol, 2% Ethanol, and Vitamin Diesel.

3. VW's are banned.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Flowrisa wrote:Hello Guys!

Hellooooo!

Cyrtes wrote:Hello

Welcome!

Quabland wrote:Hello, new neighbors!

Hello new neighbor, now please turn that bloody music down!

:p welcome to Spiritus!

Audriany wrote:"Only adults may purchase violent video games."

Well,I bet a lot of kids in my country already have CS:GO either way.

Also,morning!

Morning!

. . . but hold on a second there . . .

This morning . . . I followed-up on yesterdays Audriany social media, bloggers & news feeds who were buzzing all through the night with rumours of a massive, unforeseen, (and still as yet, inexplicable,) interruption to the pharmaceutical distribution, transportation, and scheduled delivery network.

Apparently, several of the major regional storage & distribution hubs misplaced all of their Xanex, Valium, Viagra and Cialis inventories.

Mostly all other medications were accounted for quickly, with only those four drugs listed above seemingly vanishing without trace.

A spokesperson for mega-pharma company, 'Your First Taste Is Free' assured hundreds of overwhelmed and embattled pharmacists that the critical supplies had simply been misplaced during the shipping process. As soon as the computer system comes back online, normal service would resume immediately.

Adults all over Audriany spent midnight vigils picketing in protest outside many major pharmacy stores.

Many irate women waved home-made signs reading, among others . . .

"Mommy Needs Mommys Little Helper NOW!!" . . . and . . . "Murder-Spree Waiting to Happen."

Not to be outdone by the ladies, supportive husbands and many other men joined the women picketers in solidarity.

The male contingent was loud & very animated while they too carried aloft signs reading, among many colorful others . . .

"Seriously!! Give Her Mommys Little Helper or We're All Fukking Dead" . . . and . . . "How Can I Write The Next Chapter of My Life With No Lead in My Pencil?"

I wonder how this will develop . . .

So, yes indeed, this great Audriany morning shall henceforth be known as . . .

"The Morning Adults Bought All The Violent Video Games and Then Gave Them To Their Kids!"

Coincidentally, within minutes of the brand-new XXX-rated game, 'Call of Duty: If You Can't Fukk it, Kill it! selling-out across the region it was confirmed that deliveries had been made to pharmacies all over the country.

With the computerized inventory, shipping & tracking system back online business is back to normal.

How very strange.

Morning all!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Sors Ent

Does anyone remember the 'first spiritus war'?

I should remember it, but I don't.

It is truly a vexing enigma.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Does anyone remember the 'first spiritus war'?

I should remember it, but I don't.

It is truly a vexing enigma.

Details, please?

That's a tease and you know it.

Details!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Hellooooo!....

Morning!

. . . but hold on a second there . . .

This morning . . . I followed-up on yesterdays Audriany social media....

....With the computerized inventory, shipping & tracking system back online business is back to normal.

How very strange.

Morning all!

M.

What in the Holiest of Holys is going on here?

W T F ??

What did I miss?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Does anyone remember the 'first spiritus war'?

I should remember it, but I don't.

It is truly a vexing enigma.

Matrixulated wrote:Details, please?

That's a tease and you know it.

Details!

M.

I second that.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I second that.

Well, I had chance to organise a rememberance for the 'first war of spiritus'.

The thing is nobody seems to remember that war.

Strange isn't it?

*x-files theme*

How could we all have forgotten such an important point in our history?

It has to do something with that crashed spaceship!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

>_>

<_<

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:>_>

<_<

-_-

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:*hands Grandpa TV remote*

Magic picture box, Pops. Just press the buttons...

I'll stick to the good ol' radio, ye lil devil.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, I had chance to organise a rememberance for the 'first war of spiritus'.

The thing is nobody seems to remember that war.

Strange isn't it?

*x-files theme*

How could we all have forgotten such an important point in our history?

It has to do something with that crashed spaceship!

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Tell tell tell !!!

The Salaxalans wrote:>_>

<_<

WTF is that? O_o

Alekseandrea wrote:-_-

And WTF is that and how does that help?

Somebody spill the beans sharpish, or I'll build a bloody spaceship and crash it into the both of you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

QUIET DOWN, I WANNA MAKE MUSIC IN PEACE.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sors Ent

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Tell tell tell !!!

WTF is that? O_o

And WTF is that and how does that help?

Somebody spill the beans sharpish, or I'll build a bloody spaceship and crash it into the both of you!

How should I know?

The evil Salaxalans wiped all our memories of the fact!

But, if there is anything my years of studying the narrative causality has learned me, it is that is has something to do with the crashed spaceship.

It always has something to do with the crashed spaceship!

Otherwise we wouldn't know about it! 'The law of Conversation of detail' dictates that any detail time or space is wasted on must have something to do with the main plot!

Even if it's only a red herring!

But we all know Salaxalans is evil and since there are no other credible threats, he must be the one who set the events in motion. Events known as memory-wipe of spiritus.

It makes perfect sense!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:How should I know?

The evil Salaxalans wiped all our memories of the fact!

But, if there is anything my years of studying the narrative causality has learned me, it is that is has something to do with the crashed spaceship.

It always has something to do with the crashed spaceship!

Otherwise we wouldn't know about it! 'The law of Conversation of detail' dictates that any detail time or space is wasted on must have something to do with the main plot!

Even if it's only a red herring!

But we all know Salaxalans is evil and since there are no other credible threats, he must be the one who set the events in motion. Events known as memory-wipe of spiritus.

It makes perfect sense!

Of course it does.

*pats Alekseandrea reassuringly on the shoulder*

Yes, it all makes sense....

*backs away slowly, no sudden moves*

....it was all just a bad dream.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hello

Matrixulated, Sors Ent

Alan Island wrote:Hello

Hello

Matrixulated, Sors Ent

Alan Island wrote:Hello

Audriany wrote:Hello

Hello

Matrixulated, Sors Ent

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Of course it does.

*pats Alekseandrea reassuringly on the shoulder*

Yes, it all makes sense....

*backs away slowly, no sudden moves*

....it was all just a bad dream.

That's what Salaxalans wants you to believe!

You sometimes wear a tinfoil hat, don't you?

Can't you see he stole my genius idea to use tinfoil as a brainwashing tool,

to serve his nefarious plans and hide the thruth from all of us?

...

Oh right. That means you're one of His now.

*Starts running to the nearest phone booth*

You'll never take me alive!

The thruth shall prevail!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

How does one deal with corruption in nationstates?

No matter what I do, the corruption only seems to soar to new heights.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:How does one deal with corruption in nationstates?

No matter what I do, the corruption only seems to soar to new heights.

Lower your politicians' wages until they reach the poverty line and jail any of them for the slightest misconduct. Also, don't approve of any projects that go against international law (spying programs, torture, death penalty, WMD's).

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alan Island wrote:Hello

Audriany wrote:Hello

Cyrtes wrote:Hello

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Matrixulated, Sors Ent

Alekseandrea wrote:How does one deal with corruption in nationstates?

No matter what I do, the corruption only seems to soar to new heights.

Literally just don't choose threathening or suspicious responses to some issues.

Hmm...

Mister Belgium.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

THOSE DAMNED COMMIES!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

There was no war involving any crashed spaceships. None at all.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Jack Chick wrote:Lower your politicians' wages until they reach the poverty line and jail any of them for the slightest misconduct. Also, don't approve of any projects that go against international law (spying programs, torture, death penalty, WMD's).

But those projects are FUN.

I will have to learn to live with my corruption...

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Literally just don't choose threathening or suspicious responses to some issues.

Hmm...

Mister Belgium.

You recognised my flag.

Congratulations.

You want a cookie or something?

I can only give you nuclear expertise, weaponry, incompetence and ridiculous compromises.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:There was no war involving any crashed spaceships. None at all.

I know about the tinfoil.

You can't fool me!

*keeps running towards the nearest phone booth*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I can only give you nuclear expertise, weaponry, incompetence and ridiculous compromises.

And the Congo.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Jack Chick wrote:And the Congo.

That wasn't my fault!

Matrixulated, Jack Chick

All rumors regarding a fictitious "First Spiritan War" are to be disregarded, and those spreading them should be reported to the authorities immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:How should I know?

The evil Salaxalans wiped all our memories of the fact!

But, if there is anything my years of studying the narrative causality has learned me, it is that is has something to do with the crashed spaceship.

It always has something to do with the crashed spaceship!

Otherwise we wouldn't know about it! 'The law of Conversation of detail' dictates that any detail time or space is wasted on must have something to do with the main plot!

Even if it's only a red herring!

But we all know Salaxalans is evil and since there are no other credible threats, he must be the one who set the events in motion. Events known as memory-wipe of spiritus.

It makes perfect sense!

**Pulls out Neuraliser and the last you see is a temporarily blinding red light, leaving you with a foggy memory of the past 24 hours**

Nothing to see here! ...There is NO crashed spaceship ...There was NO war ...There are NO advanced Aliens posing as Dieties ...You DO NOT remember anything other than the "Truth" we tell you ...Reality IS nothing but the sensory input we feed you ...There is NO conspiracy ...Salaxalans IS NOT the person/s you are looking for!

**Waves hand in front of your faces and "disappears"**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Pulls out Neuraliser and the last you see is a temporarily blinding red light, leaving you with a foggy memory of the past 24 hours**

Nothing to see here! ...There is NO crashed spaceship ...There was NO war ...There are NO advanced Aliens posing as Dieties ...You DO NOT remember anything other than the "Truth" we tell you ...Reality IS nothing but the sensory input we feed you ...There is NO conspiracy ...Salaxalans IS NOT the person/s you are looking for!

**Waves hand in front of your faces and "disappears"**

*Blank stare*

How did I get here?

I can't remember. Strange.

*takes a small book out of his pocket and reads said book*

Hmm...

*checks date on cellphone*

Not again!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Pulls out Neuraliser and the last you see is a temporarily blinding red light, leaving you with a foggy memory of the past 24 hours**

Nothing to see here! ...There is NO crashed spaceship ...There was NO war ...There are NO advanced Aliens posing as Dieties ...You DO NOT remember anything other than the "Truth" we tell you ...Reality IS nothing but the sensory input we feed you ...There is NO conspiracy ...Salaxalans IS NOT the person/s you are looking for!

**Waves hand in front of your faces and "disappears"**

...And JZJ is definitely NOT one of us!

...one of us! One of Us!! ONE OF US!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Endless Sumer wrote:...And JZJ is definitely NOT one of us!

...one of us! One of Us!! ONE OF US!!!

https://youtu.be/NUkibfzeQ7g

https://youtu.be/cKeK4sqJ1-M

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Regional Happenings:

5 hours ago: Yellow dot lands evil twin ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Fishoria ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Balkan slavs ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Palelands ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Aflackistan ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Republic of the five stars ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Snowbourn ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Nativeamerica ceased to exist.

Me and my hordes were ravenous...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:That wasn't my fault!

I just imagine Leopold II rocking back and forth while sucking on his thumb, saying "You had one colony, one! And you went screwed it all up! Now Italy has better colonies than us, and they just became a country 10 minutes ago!"

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Republic would like to extend its sincere gratitude to all countries that said suxh kind things regarding our inception.

Matrixulated, Shunuma

Hey! The resident population of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus just recently hit 2 BILLION!! - My hordes are truly vast!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!😂

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

STOP EATING PEOPLE!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Shunuma

The Salaxalans wrote:STOP EATING PEOPLE!!!

...

I have a product that might solve your problem.

It's called 'soylent green'.

But it will cost you.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Salaxalans wrote:STOP EATING PEOPLE!!!

Err...stop brainwashing people before they GET eaten.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I have started to shape my nation the way I wanted all the time,slowly...losing a lot and winning little :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jack Chick, Nofreemen

The Salaxalans wrote:STOP EATING PEOPLE!!!

Look on the bright side. At least in Vivi land they are require your permission before they eat you.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Some fools tried to invade Vivi nation again. They were surprised we let them penetrate our naval defenses and dock on the island. Sauria park island. A tourism themepark island. A dinosaur park. With live dinosaurs. I think

the Triceratops stampede and T-Rex afternoon feeding time will make certain future invaders will be more hesitant about their hostilities.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Salaxalans wrote:STOP EATING PEOPLE!!!

Alekseandrea wrote:...

I have a product that might solve your problem.

It's called 'soylent green'.

But it will cost you.

We eat both! - SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hey! The resident population of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus just recently hit 2 BILLION!! - My hordes are truly vast!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!😂

Don't attack the United States of America.... If your zombies went there looking for BRAINS to eat, they'd STARVE.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick

#LumberjackLivesMatter

#SunfishLivesMatter

#PotatoesGiveLife

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:We eat both! - SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

That's why it costs an arm and a leg.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:#LumberjackLivesMatter

#SunfishLivesMatter

#PotatoesGiveLife

M.

#slacktivism

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

BUILD A WALL, 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

(please dont vote trump, its just a joke. please.)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Animal Farmerica, Jack Chick

*steals Grandpa's cane*

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BUILD A WALL, 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

President Drümpf of Animal Farmerica endorses this simple message from [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:*steals Grandpa's cane*

You steal a phallic object from an old man.

This says a lot about your subconscious.

Snigger. Snigger. Snigger snigger.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:You steal a phallic object from an old man.

This says a lot about your subconscious.

Snigger. Snigger. Snigger snigger.

That Family Guy episode where they retold the Star Wars movie, with Chris as Luke, and the Old Perv as Obi-Wan . . . his lightsabre drooping then snapping to attention when he saw Chris running toward the Falcon . . . Salax . . . eww!

#Drive-by (Deadpool)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:That Family Guy episode where they retold the Star Wars movie, with Chris as Luke, and the Old Perv as Obi-Wan . . . his lightsabre drooping then snapping to attention when he saw Chris running toward the Falcon . . . Salax . . . eww!

#Drive-by (Deadpool)

M.

Family Guy what could we do without it :)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[quote=the_jedi-zombi_jezus;20734956]Just Now:

I, Jezus Christ; "[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]", and the entirety of our population (consisting of a 1.962 billion strong Jedi-Zombi Jezuit horde) have implemented a nationwide "purge", under my instruction, and authority as leader, of this UnOrthodox Church

Where's Jedi-Zombi Muhamad ,Jedi-Zombi Buddha and the others ??

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:Where's Jedi-Zombi Muhamad

Muhammad never rose from the dead, he just flew to Heaven on a flying horse. That makes him Jedi-Bellerophon.

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:Jedi-Zombi Buddha and the others ??

Buddha reached Nirvana, which means that he and the others started a band.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

Matrixulated wrote:That Family Guy episode where they retold the Star Wars movie, with Chris as Luke, and the Old Perv as Obi-Wan . . . his lightsabre drooping then snapping to attention when he saw Chris running toward the Falcon . . . Salax . . . eww!

#Drive-by (Deadpool)

M.

I have never seen that episode.

I probably never will.

For some reason I don't find the family guy entertaining.

Your post only hardens my resolve to not see it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Hey all, just doing the rounds looking for a place to settle :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

Fabulous Regime Of Sugar wrote:Hey all, just doing the rounds looking for a place to settle :)

Well this is a great place to settle down. Hope you stay, cheers.

Matrixulated, Fabulous Regime Of Sugar

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:

Where's Jedi-Zombi Muhamad?

In Gitmo...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hi [nation=short]Fabulous Regime of Sugar[/nation]! I hope you like it here! :P

Matrixulated, Fabulous Regime Of Sugar, Alekseandrea, Audriany

Jack Chick wrote:Muhammad never rose from the dead, he just flew to Heaven on a flying horse. That makes him Jedi-Bellerophon.

Buddha reached Nirvana, which means that he and the others started a band.

Well i never liked him anyway :p (Jedi-Zombi Muhamad)

Well Nirvana are my favorite band then :D

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:You steal a phallic object from an old man.

This says a lot about your subconscious.

Snigger. Snigger. Snigger snigger.

If your "phallic object" is shaped like a cane, you have problems...

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Autonomous Mapsuetia wrote:[quote=the_jedi-zombi_jezus;20734956]Just Now:

I, Jezus Christ; "[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]", and the entirety of our population (consisting of a 1.962 billion strong Jedi-Zombi Jezuit horde) have implemented a nationwide "purge", under my instruction, and authority as leader, of this UnOrthodox Church

Where's Jedi-Zombi Muhamad ,Jedi-Zombi Buddha and the others ??

I did have a Muslim and a Buddhist nation along similar lines to this...

- The Muslim one got banjected and erased by the mods for some RP in which supposed death threats to particular "infidels" were made.

- The Buddhist one, I allowed to CTE after its excessively nice, peaceful, and above all dull nature became too much to continue with.

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:If your "phallic object" is shaped like a cane, you have problems...

Hollywood made a movie about it.

'Trouble With The Curve.'

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Animal Farmerica wrote:In Gitmo...

Bwah-ha-ha-haaaaaHHH!!!

Awesome.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:You steal a phallic object from an old man.

This says a lot about your subconscious.

Snigger. Snigger. Snigger snigger.

Steal my cane, I steal your [censored], you rapscallions!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Steal my cane, I steal your [censored], you rapscallions!

Hey! I didn't even know you had a stick!

It was Salaxalans!

I know you believe stealing is the answer, but it is not!

Violence isn't the answer either, it's the solution!

Rise against the evil, the corruption!

Rise against the thieving overlord!

Rise against Salaxalans!

(Any similarities to existing people are purely coincidental and have nothing to do with a secret uprising against the powers that be. Honest.)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

+995% E-book publishing in my nation.

u kno we got dem e books boi

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Maltena.

OMG there was literally an issue that told me to ban Heavy Metal music that I answered while listening to a Swedish music group called Sabaton. (they literally make Heavy Metal)

Needless to say instead of banning it it now plays in elevators instead of elevator music.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Maltena wrote:OMG there was literally an issue that told me to ban Heavy Metal music that I answered while listening to a Swedish music group called Sabaton. (they literally make Heavy Metal)

Needless to say instead of banning it it now plays in elevators instead of elevator music.

YOU KIDS AND YOUR IRON MUSIC!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU KIDS AND YOUR IRON MUSIC!

I don't think its iron music, more like... silver.

Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa

The Survivors Of California wrote:I don't think its iron music, more like... silver.

It's gold, that's what it is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU KIDS AND YOUR IRON MUSIC!

Best. Nation. Name. Ever.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Maltena wrote:Best. Nation. Name. Ever.

Suits his personality pretty well,right?

Bugger.

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU KIDS AND YOUR IRON MUSIC!

Maltena wrote:Best. Nation. Name. Ever.

Audriany wrote:Suits his personality pretty well,right?

Bugger.

Yep & Yep.

We should all chip in for a set of Beats headphones for Original Grumpy Grandpa.

And get a Kickstarter going for his hip replacement.

We gotta take care of our O-GG.

Word to your Mother.

M.

Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Maltena, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

Petition to give more rights to Grumpy Grandpas.

Sign now!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Truscot

Maltena wrote:OMG there was literally an issue that told me to ban Heavy Metal music that I answered while listening to a Swedish music group called Sabaton. (they literally make Heavy Metal)

Needless to say instead of banning it it now plays in elevators instead of elevator music.

I saw them play at The House of Blues in Orlando

Did I really make my political freedom go to Superb then made it fall to Excellent?!

NOW I'M PISSED.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Audriany wrote:Did I really make my political freedom go to Superb then made it fall to Excellent?!

NOW I'M PISSED.

What are you worried about?

No matter how high your freedoms become,

Your nation is, in fact, still a dictatorship.

No matter what choice you make for an issue,

It will always be obeyed.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The security council resolution is really stupid.

"That guy doesn't raid anymore, let's commend him!"

Basically:

He suddenly behaves like a decent human being,

He must deserve a medal!

Why are we even voting for this?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:The security council resolution is really stupid.

"That guy doesn't raid anymore, let's commend him!"

Basically:

He suddenly behaves like a decent human being,

He must deserve a medal!

Why are we even voting for this?

Perhaps they're afraid that if they don't commend him he'll go back to raiding?

Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Jack Chick

Cyrtes wrote:Perhaps they're afraid that if they don't commend him he'll go back to raiding?

Perhaps all the people who don't raid will start raiding because they aren't commended.

It doesn't solve the perceived problem.

What if he gets bored and starts raiding again or simply makes an alt to raid?

It would render the commendation more useless than flogging a death horse.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Jack Chick

Alekseandrea wrote:What are you worried about?

No matter how high your freedoms become,

Your nation is, in fact, still a dictatorship.

No matter what choice you make for an issue,

It will always be obeyed.

Another paradox,my head is hurting!

I mean,it's not a paradox,but I just wanted to say it.

...Maybe I should have accepted the response "chosez randurn ciytizean tu bee purlamenttt representeadn,laiyk fok stawped greiydy pauliticans" or something like that.

I just wanted to be like New York...because it sounds cool.

Damnit.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Perhaps all the people who don't raid will start raiding because they aren't commended.

It doesn't solve the perceived problem.

What if he gets bored and starts raiding again or simply makes an alt to raid?

It would render the commendation more useless than flogging a death horse.

Good idea.I am going to do that right now.

Even if my millitary is smaller than Malta's.

Plot twist:Malta is going to be the next Reich.Eeeeeveen if it's not Germoney.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Atleast our boy Matrixulated likes every post here.

Matrixulated

Audriany wrote:Good idea.I am going to do that right now.

Even if my millitary is smaller than Malta's.

Plot twist:Malta is going to be the next Reich.Eeeeeveen if it's not Germoney.

Oh I feel a migraine coming on . . . Heaven help us.

Or Tom Cruise.

He's Holy, right?

At the very least he's well connected with Xenu . . .

M.

Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

No crap genius.

Donald Trump is better,he is named after Donald Duck,most popular character of Disney!

Even if acts the exact opposite.

E.

Matrixulated

I meant A.

F.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Let's forget all of this nation business and sing a song instead. Who wants to start?

Matrixulated

Post by Audriany suppressed by Blitze.

Audriany

Elfshire wrote:Let's forget all of this nation business and sing a song instead. Who wants to start?

I'll start,umm.Right...

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!

SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.

Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,

Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,

Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

I'm sorry.Please forgive me.

Elfshire wrote:Let's forget all of this nation business and sing a song instead. Who wants to start?

*long silence*

*point towards a random direction*

"Look an evil alien overlord!"

*sprints away*

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California

Alekseandrea wrote:*long silence*

*point towards a random direction*

"Look an evil alien overlord!"

*sprints away*

*grabs you just as you start to run* Oh now now! We can all have a sing along! ^^

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany

Yuyuko Saigyouji wrote:*grabs you just as you start to run* Oh now now! We can all have a sing along! ^^

Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

would you like to pick a song for us?

Yuyuko Saigyouji

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