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Parrona wrote:Due to timezones, I'm pretty sure that it is 15th of March here.

Ohhh, I forgot about those pesky timezones, well then, does that mean you are in the FUTURE

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rhinononon wrote:Ohhh, I forgot about those pesky timezones, well then, does that mean you are in the FUTURE

Naw, it just means you're lagging, behind.

In other news I've managed to get my ego to fit the gathering storm setting, by expanding it.

Matrixulated, Rhinononon, Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:Due to timezones, I'm pretty sure that it is 15th of March here.

It is the 15th of March where I am aswell...

Rhinononon wrote:I CANT BELIEVE STEVEN HAWKING DIED
Well, he was given only a couple of years to live when he was diagnosed with ALS in 1963, and he has surpassed that by 50+ years, so I'd say he did exceedingly well!

...and what beautiful brAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz he had!! - He is one of us now... [spoiler=-Bet that came as a shock to him!-]“When people ask me if a god created the universe, I tell them that the question itself makes no sense. Time didn’t exist before the big bang, so there is no time for god to make the universe in. It’s like asking directions to the edge of the earth; The Earth is a sphere; it doesn’t have an edge; so looking for it is a futile exercise. We are each free to believe what we want, and it’s my view that the simplest explanation is; there is no god. No one created our universe, and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization; There is probably no heaven, and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe, and for that I am extremely grateful.” ― Stephen Hawking

[sub]n.b. I ❤ that Hawking quote![/sub][/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Makes an exorcism and blesses the forums for good vibes...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Azyloria wrote:Makes an exorcism and blesses the forums for good vibes...

Could you please stop trying to make JZJ leave? I’ve already tried it and those crosses are giving me a big headache.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Azyloria wrote:Makes an exorcism and blesses the forums for good vibes...

JZJ is all about vibes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:JZJ is all about vibes.

Is that code for something?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:JZJ is all about vibes.

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Is that code for something?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:JZJ is all about vibes.

On that note, a new poll that is almost entirely selfish and centred on our Lord...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Azyloria

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:On that note, a new poll that is almost entirely selfish and centred on our Lord...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

No potato option. 😠

No garlic butter option for Matrixulated? 😯

This is poll-ution is selfish! 😡

Bah! 😤

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:No potato option. 😠

No garlic butter option for Matrixulated? 😯

This is poll-ution is selfish! 😡

Bah! 😤

Good... Good...

Let the hate flow through you...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:On the contrary, my dear matrixulated.

*takes of monocle and polishes it again*

*puts monocle back on*

Take a look in the mirror.

*dramatically turns mirror so matrixulated can see his reflection*

[spoiler= Open your eyes and see the horrible truth!]*Matrixulated has no reflection*

It is YOU who are the illusion![/spoiler]

Don't you get it?

There is no reflection because there's nothing but the simulation to perceive.

Matrixulated

"We are everywhere, and we are nowhere."

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:No potato option. 😠

No garlic butter option for Matrixulated? 😯

This is poll-ution is selfish! 😡

Bah! 😤

The grammar police has been notified of your blatant disregard for the English language, once the grammar police has been notified in such a matter, the actions of the perpetrator is verified and assessed according to the Thesaurus.

Following the investigation and assessment of your actions, your imperial privileges have been revised, two of your fingers will henceforth be disabled until you repent.

Please note that artificially ending your life will not lessen your suffering as you will be revived as a semi-sentient servitor, thank you for your understanding.

Matrixulated wrote:Don't you get it?

There is no reflection because there's nothing but the simulation to perceive.

Matrixulated

"We are everywhere, and we are nowhere."

M.

Pfft, it's been fun knowing that you were in the WH40K universe.

Until the Imperium of Man came, that is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Could you please stop trying to make JZJ leave? I’ve already tried it and those crosses are giving me a big headache.

A good portion of mulled holy water should ease the pain ;)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:On that note, a new poll that is almost entirely selfish and centred on our Lord...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

amen to that, brother! XD

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Azyloria wrote:A good portion of mulled holy water should ease the pain.

Gah! Holy water?!

You trying to kill us?

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Azyloria

Matrixulated wrote:Don't you get it?

There is no reflection because there's nothing but the simulation to perceive.

Is there?

Then how can you possibly know there is nothing but the simulation to perceive?

It is logically impossible!

I call shenanigans!

Matrixulated wrote:

Matrixulated

"We are everywhere, and we are nowhere."

M.

Now you're just stating the obvious.

It is clear that illusions don't exist, thus they are nowhere.

Since they don't exist, they are nothing, thus they are everywhere.

Thus, you can be an illusion!

Ha!

By all means, keep digging the hole deeper.

I am mildly amused by your non-existence.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Is there?

Then how can you possibly know there is nothing but the simulation to perceive?

It is logically impossible!

I call shenanigans!

Now you're just stating the obvious.

It is clear that illusions don't exist, thus they are nowhere.

Since they don't exist, they are nothing, thus they are everywhere.

Thus, you can be an illusion!

Ha!

By all means, keep digging the hole deeper.

I am mildly amused by your non-existence.

Now my brain is frying a little! 🍳

Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:

By all means, keep digging the hole deeper.

I am mildly amused by your non-existence.

Please Lord, NO! 🙏

You have no idea how many nights he kept me up late droning on and on and onnnn about the Matrix franchise and the canonical theorizing!

Quick! Somebody distract the board....hey everybody look! 👀

There goes Culveria in a clown car!

Huzzah!

Alekseandrea, Parrona

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Now my brain is frying a little! 🍳

Mmmm! Studly Spudly BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz!!

*Licks lips*

...With twice-cooked; half-baked and fried, potatoey goodness drizzled with garlic butter!!!

*Salivates uncontrollably*

**The wafting, alluring scent draws the attention of ALL 5.477 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits a.k.a. the Hordes**

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Mmmm! Studly Spudly BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz!!

*Licks lips*

...With twice-cooked; half-baked and fried, potatoey goodness drizzled with garlic butter!!!

*Salivates uncontrollably*

**The wafting, alluring scent draws the attention of ALL 5.477 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits a.k.a. the Hordes**

Uh....uhh....nope! 😲

Nope! Nope! Nope! 😨

Jesus Saves....remember? 😟

I don't like garlic butter, and I don't want the attention of 5.477 billion Jedi-Jezuit missionaries!

NOPE! 😌

Huzzah!😤

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:Gah! Holy water?!

You trying to kill us?

Did I just hea...HERETIC!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Mmmm! Studly Spudly BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz!!

*Licks lips*

...With twice-cooked; half-baked and fried, potatoey goodness drizzled with garlic butter!!!

*Salivates uncontrollably*

**The wafting, alluring scent draws the attention of ALL 5.477 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits a.k.a. the Hordes**

Don't mind us, just going to exploit studly spud's planet for a while, do not approach as I might bomb the planet with everything I have.

(please note that everything I have is able to destroy the planet, so I will advise you to stay away until I reopen the planet for outside exploitation)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Did I just hea...HERETIC!

Now, now, let's not be so quick to such conclusions... Don't you know Holy Water is poison to Walruses?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Is that code for something?

Welcome to the simulation.

Here, everything is code.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parrona wrote: . . . Pfft, it's been fun knowing that you were in the WH40K universe.

Don't blink, Eye of Terror, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

Itrosomia wrote:Gah! Holy water?!

You trying to kill us?

That would have to be one Hell of a Mega-Tsunami of colonic fat-cleansing proportions, truly biblical in scale, sufficient to erase the tragic Walrus infestation from that floating iceberg!

It might even be worth it to give over one, just one, of my buttocks to the Lord JayZeeJay to get that much Holy Water methinks . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Is there?

Then how can you possibly know there is nothing but the simulation to perceive?

It is logically impossible!

I call shenanigans!

Now you're just stating the obvious.

It is clear that illusions don't exist, thus they are nowhere.

Since they don't exist, they are nothing, thus they are everywhere.

Thus, you can be an illusion!

Ha!

By all means, keep digging the hole deeper.

I am mildly amused by your non-existence.

“To an artificial mind, all reality is virtual. How do they know that the real world isn’t just another simulation?”

- Nonaka, in 'Matriculated'

'The Animatrix'

Now, my dear [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], it's time to prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish . . . are you a real boy?

Entity, simulacra, program, puppet, Muppet . . . cut your strings or wish upon a star!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Uh....uhh....nope! 😲

Nope! Nope! Nope! 😨

Jesus Saves....remember? 😟

I don't like garlic butter, and I don't want the attention of 5.477 billion Jedi-Jezuit missionaries!

NOPE! 😌

Huzzah!😤

Hah hahhhhh!

Put a fork in Spuddles, he's duhhhhhn!

M. 😅

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:“To an artificial mind, all reality is virtual. How do they know that the real world isn’t just another simulation?”

- Nonaka, in 'Matriculated'

'The Animatrix'

Because there are no bugs or glitches, my dear Matrixulated.

Sure, while stuttering and slow-downs might be impossible to spot,

the longer a simulation runs, the more likely that a immersion-breaking bug or glitch will occur.

Thus, given enough time, said immersion-breaking instance will appear.

It hasn't appeared, thus the chance that I'm in a simulation is near-zero.

Matrixulated wrote:

Now, my dear [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], it's time to prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish . . . are you a real boy?

Entity, simulacra, program, puppet, Muppet . . . cut your strings or wish upon a star!

M.

Well, you're not helping your case here. You refer to a work of fiction to "prove" that I'm fake?

That doesn't make any sense. Like illusions tend to not make much sense.

Coincidence? I think not!

Besides, it's not like you could actually prove anything. You're an illusion. Illusions can't be trusted. That's logic that is.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Now, now, let's not be so quick to such conclusions... Don't you know Holy Water is poison to Walruses?

To quote a frequent Tau player..."there are certain creatures that cannot help the greater good in any way that wouldn't result in the harm of the aforementioned creatures."

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Nice poll. :P

...potato.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Who do I speak to here for help getting an endo in Warzone Australia

Parrona wrote:Did I just hea...HERETIC!

Don't mind us, just going to exploit studly spud's planet for a while, do not approach as I might bomb the planet with everything I have.

(please note that everything I have is able to destroy the planet, so I will advise you to stay away until I reopen the planet for outside exploitation)

😲....Eh? What? Nooooooo!

Hang on....wait a minute....what am I worrying about?

1 - I don't have a planet.

2 - I live in a Nation, geographically located within the borders of Spiritus.

3 - You're a warmongering megalomaniac!

4 - An attack on one potato is an attack on ALL potatoes....😬

Hark! The rally call!

Spud Power! Spud Power!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Good... Good...

Let the hate flow through you...

Thanks, Auntie Entity Aleks, but the only thing that flows through me is potatoey goodness and Studlyism. 😆

Seriously? Nobody got distracted by...."There goes Culveria in a clown car!" 😢

Matrixulated wrote:Don't blink, Eye of Terror, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you! M.

" When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you! "

Omigosh!....it's hard to come back from a bitch-slap smack like that! Pwnage!

Matrixulated wrote:....it might even be worth it to give over one, just one, of my buttocks to the Lord JayZeeJay to get that much Holy Water methinks . . .

M.

Giving away your arse to the Horde? 😨😩😝

All for your insane fixation on Walrus?

Someone needs a time-out!

Huzzah! 😊

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Because there are no bugs or glitches, my dear Matrixulated.

Sure, while stuttering and slow-downs might be impossible to spot,

the longer a simulation runs, the more likely that a immersion-breaking bug or glitch will occur.

Thus, given enough time, said immersion-breaking instance will appear.

It hasn't appeared, thus the chance that I'm in a simulation is near-zero.

Well, you're not helping your case here. You refer to a work of fiction to "prove" that I'm fake?

That doesn't make any sense. Like illusions tend to not make much sense.

Coincidence? I think not!

Besides, it's not like you could actually prove anything. You're an illusion. Illusions can't be trusted. That's logic that is.

Stop! He's baiting you right into a bear-trap of your own design!

Save yourself while you can for the good of our sanity, and my eyes!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Thanks, Auntie Entity Aleks, but the only thing that flows through me is potatoey goodness and Studlyism. 😆

Seriously? Nobody got distracted by...."There goes Culveria in a clown car!" 😢

Of course no one got distracted by that, because Culveria is completely inedible, metaphorically and literally!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:😲....Eh? What? Nooooooo!

Hang on....wait a minute....what am I worrying about?

1 - I don't have a planet.

2 - I live in a Nation, geographically located within the borders of Spiritus.

3 - You're a warmongering megalomaniac!

4 - An attack on one potato is an attack on ALL potatoes....😬

Hark! The rally call!

Spud Power! Spud Power!

Huzzah!

You live somewhere, yes?

I'm going to go there and "reenact" Nanjing.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Stop! He's baiting you right into a bear-trap of your own design!

Save yourself while you can for the good of our sanity, and my eyes!

Huzzah!

Since I can't design bear traps, I'm not that worried.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Gah! Holy water?!

You trying to kill us?

"Uh no" *Tries to hide the torture devises and keep smiling* "This will hurt only for a second, trust me, in the end you gonna like it... as I convert you of course..." XD

"It can always happen that you might have some mental feedback but lets not talk about that just now..." =)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Azyloria wrote:"Uh no" *Tries to hide the torture devises and keep smiling* "This will hurt only for a second, trust me, in the end you gonna like it... as I convert you of course..." XD

"It can always happen that you might have some mental feedback but lets not talk about that just now..." =)

BEGONE, FOUL SPIRIT!!

*proceeds to throw several dozen high velocity potatoes*

THE POWER OF SPUDS COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF SPUDS COMPELS YOU!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Azyloria

To the WA Delegate of this region:

Please vote in favour of this Security Council Proposal.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=goverwal_1521399464

It is for the safety of the South Pacific that I get condemned.

The SC is being used as a nuclear bomb right now, WTF.

"'Liberate' KAISERREICH", as if these filthy, corrupt "delegates" had actually been taught the definition of liberate.

Vote AGAINST for an impartial SC!

Auphelia wrote:To the WA Delegate of this region:

Please vote in favour of this Security Council Proposal.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=goverwal_1521399464

It is for the safety of the South Pacific that I get condemned.

Look, if you really want to get condemned, invite some raiders to the south pacific, take the power from the man, kick subversive elements out and make it password protected. That’s an act worthy of condemnation.

This is just you wanting a condemnation.

The WA isn’t THAT stupid, you know.

Matrixulated, Auphelia

Itrosomia wrote:BEGONE, FOUL SPIRIT!!

*proceeds to throw several dozen high velocity potatoes*

THE POWER OF SPUDS COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF SPUDS COMPELS YOU!

dodges the potatoes and hurls some gilded crosses back. Still some potatoes reach him.

"Now that is annoying! Ach... I just... am trying to help... argh!!"

Starts a rite to invoke his awesome godly powers.

"Salve pietas! Salve gloriam! Te Deum veritas!"

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Welcome to the simulation.

Here, everything is code.

M.

Ah, so Saint's Row 4. Gotcha.

Parrona wrote:To quote a frequent Tau player..."there are certain creatures that cannot help the greater good in any way that wouldn't result in the harm of the aforementioned creatures."

But that's the description of a Lemming, Walruses are pretty good at scaring people's stuff in random Pingu episodes!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Azyloria wrote:dodges the potatoes and hurls some gilded crosses back. Still some potatoes reach him.

"Now that is annoying! Ach... I just... am trying to help... argh!!"

Starts a rite to invoke his awesome godly powers.

"Salve pietas! Salve gloriam! Te Deum veritas!"

Everyone else here would consider high veocity potatoes a gift!

N*w *h, sh*t th* f*ck *p!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Azyloria

Itrosomia wrote:Everyone else here would consider high veocity potatoes a gift!

Mana from Heaven!

[I]Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Ah, so Saint's Row 4. Gotcha.

My eyes are bleeding.

The wrongness.

4d61792049207375676765737420612074727563652c204d617472696c7578617465643f20576520636c6561726c79206d7573742065647563617465207468697320756e63756c747572656420666f6f6c21

Matrixulated

*looks at current SC proposal's author*

*immediately spams the AGAINST button*

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Mana from Heaven!

[I]Huzzah!

It's usually "Manna from Heaven", but I kind of admire the fact you use an archaic spelling that fell out of fashion!

*smiles down upon the Studly Spud*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:My eyes are bleeding.

The wrongness.

4d61792049207375676765737420612074727563652c204d617472696c7578617465643f20576520636c6561726c79206d7573742065647563617465207468697320756e63756c747572656420666f6f6c21

Ah, damn. That's true.

Saints Row IV is how the game is called, after all.

Matrixulated

OOC: So I had been out most of the day and just got home🏡 about an hour ago, but was delayed getting to my apartment by Police🚧tape, a few police👮officers standing guard, and police 🚔cars🚓 in my road - Had to answer a few questions and give a few details📝 before the police would let me into the block, to get into my apartment - I have no idea what happened, but whatever it was, it happened within the past few hours, and forensics are about outside...

I'm fairly concerned!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Ah, damn. That's true.

Saints Row IV is how the game is called, after all.

-_-

You are dead to me.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:-_-

You are dead to me.

Should we send him/her/it/this sentient lifeform to JZJ for "conversion"?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Should we send him/her/it/this sentient lifeform to JZJ for "conversion"?

What lifeform?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Should we send him/her/it/this sentient lifeform to JZJ for "conversion"?

I'm a he, yes.

And you shouldn't bother, I'm never gonna drop my joy for Saints Row.

Matrixulated

I searched for potato on Spiritus' regional page and I only got 3 results. Need to up your game.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:My eyes are bleeding.

The wrongness.

4d61792049207375676765737420612074727563652c204d617472696c7578617465643f20576520636c6561726c79206d7573742065647563617465207468697320756e63756c747572656420666f6f6c21

TWF5IEkgcmVjb21tZW5kIGEgbW9yZSBlZmZpY2llbnQgY29tbXVuaWNhdGlvbiBhbGdvcml0aG0/

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:It's usually "Manna from Heaven", but I kind of admire the fact you use an archaic spelling that fell out of fashion!

*smiles down upon the Studly Spud*

A smile from the Crocodile in 'Peter Pan' is an image less disturbing to me right now! 😮

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:-_-

You are dead to me.

Parrona wrote:Should we send him/her/it/this sentient lifeform to JZJ for "conversion"?

To convert is 'its' choice to make.

M.

Matrixulated wrote:To convert is 'its' choice to make.

M.

I'm still a he, yo.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Darkweb wrote:TWF5IEkgcmVjb21tZW5kIGEgbW9yZSBlZmZpY2llbnQgY29tbXVuaWNhdGlvbiBhbGdvcml0aG0/

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Matrixulated, Darkweb

Now there did I put my decoder to understand all that coding? :S

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:I'm still a he, yo.

Bleh, you are a sentient robot, with no restrictions except for an EMP device in between your "brain" and your secondary batteries, just in case.

Please note that removal of said device is fatal.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

This is available to anyone, anytime.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vivami/detail=factbook/id=976464

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:I'm still a he, yo.

I was referring to the marionette-entity Alekseandrea.

But if you want to be a real boy too, I'm sure you could wish upon a star and make it true. 😑

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Azyloria wrote:Now there did I put my decoder to understand all that coding? :S

You gotta pound those games at Chuck E. Cheese's getting those tickets and trading them in at the prize desk . . . only then can you get the decoder ring!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Azyloria

Matrixulated wrote:You gotta pound those games at Chuck E. Cheese's getting those tickets and trading them in at the prize desk . . . only then can you get the decoder ring!

M.

Nah man, you have to save up to get the weird fruit flavored tootsie rolls.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sup hoes

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:You gotta pound those games at Chuck E. Cheese's getting those tickets and trading them in at the prize desk . . . only then can you get the decoder ring!

M.

I only understand Blood... Blood2 and some Unreal! I need a worthy sacrifice for my decoder :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Bleh, you are a sentient robot, with no restrictions except for an EMP device in between your "brain" and your secondary batteries, just in case.

Please note that removal of said device is fatal.

Oh, yeah. I forgot to fix that nation title, hold on...

Done!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Baishita wrote:Sup hoes

Don't be so rakish, dude, just call a spade a spade and leave the gardening insults in your shed, you bucket-head Muppet!

😊

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Matrixulated wrote:I was referring to the marionette-entity Alekseandrea.

But if you want to be a real boy too, I'm sure you could wish upon a star and make it true. 😑

M.

You keep repeating stuff from Disney. Like a broken record. Might you be the ghost of Disney's past?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

New poll!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

Rule number 37 "You don't talk about fight club" XD; Rule number 285 "You don't talk about fight club!" Rule number 2001 "You don't talk about fight club!!" Aside of that everything is cool... talk about my life and the new poll :D

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:New poll!

Why isn't "Watership down" one of the options?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Azyloria

Alekseandrea wrote:Why isn't "Watership down" one of the options?

There are just so many good ones.

Matrixulated, Azyloria

My life has always been, will always be mission impossible, at least, when it comes to my lung's well-being.

(the haze that used to come around for 1 month a year wasn't helping)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Azyloria

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:OOC: So I had been out most of the day and just got home🏡 about an hour ago, but was delayed getting to my apartment by Police🚧tape, a few police👮officers standing guard, and police 🚔cars🚓 in my road - Had to answer a few questions and give a few details📝 before the police would let me into the block, to get into my apartment - I have no idea what happened, but whatever it was, it happened within the past few hours, and forensics are about outside...

I'm fairly concerned!

Yikes, that can't have been fun!

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Yikes, that can't have been fun!

I found out later that my neighbour; a hard-working, 33 year old Polish man; devoted husband, and father of 2 beautiful little kids, had an altercation with some Asian youths that were hanging around the entrance to our block - I believe the youths may have been involved in illegal drugs - One them attacked my neighbour with a knife; stabbing him in the chest, and my neighbour also sustained injuries to his arms, legs, and face - There had been a lot of blood spilt and lost, and he went to hospital, but I'm told he is ok, and that the perpetrator has been caught - I nearly stepped in a pool of blood when trying to find out what happened from other neighbours, but that has all been cleaned up now...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia

Ok I am Rhinononon, just reverted to the original Version of me,

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I found out later that my neighbour; a hard-working, 33 year old Polish man; devoted husband, and father of 2 beautiful little kids, had an altercation with some Asian youths that were hanging around the entrance to our block - I believe the youths may have been involved in illegal drugs - One them attacked my neighbour with a knife; stabbing him in the chest, and my neighbour also sustained injuries to his arms, legs, and face - There had been a lot of blood spilt and lost, and he went to hospital, but I'm told he is ok, and that the perpetrator has been caught - I nearly stepped in a pool of blood when trying to find out what happened from other neighbours, but that has all been cleaned up now...

Yikes. At least he's OK and the person has been caught.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:You keep repeating stuff from Disney. Like a broken record. Might you be the ghost of Disney's past?

Quoting from 'Pinocchio' specifically, a Disney film, apropos don't you think?

M.

Alekseandrea

[I]Mission Impotatoble would have made a nice option....and a brilliant movie!

Huzzah!

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Quoting from 'Pinocchio' specifically, a Disney film, apropos don't you think?

M.

"Oz: The Great and Powerful" would be more apropos. It's all about illusions fooling the weak-minded.

Recognise anything?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:"Oz: The Great and Powerful" would be more apropos. It's all about illusions fooling the weak-minded.

Recognise anything?

Nah. I know what's real and what/who I am.

The clue, nay, the evidence is in the name of my Nation. Check it out, you hapless entity!

You have dodged, redirected, obfuscated, and eluded every effort and inquiry as to your status and purpose.

Are you human?

Or are you a program?

Do you know what is real?

[B]Can you know what is real if you are a simulation existing inside a simulation?

Obviously my previous posts were too arcane.

These questions are direct and simplistic.

Dodge this!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Nah. I know what's real and what/who I am.

The clue, nay, the evidence is in the name of my Nation. Check it out, you hapless entity!

You have dodged, redirected, obfuscated, and eluded every effort and inquiry as to your status and purpose.

Are you human?

Or are you a program?

Do you know what is real?

[B]Can you know what is real if you are a simulation existing inside a simulation?

Obviously my previous posts were too arcane.

These questions are direct and simplistic.

Dodge this!

M.

Clearly my artful dodging, redirecting, obfuscating and eluding is a sign that I'm capable of intelligent thought.

Since I'm wasting my time here, I must be human. What else would be insane enough to lurk here?

I know what's real. Je pense donc je suis.

How do YOU know it's not a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation?

Besides, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Imagine Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with your questions? Nothing. My dear Matrixulated, it has nothing to do with your questions! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm trying to prove I'm real and you're not, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Matrixulated, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that space of mind deliberatin' and conjugatin' mediocre comebacks, does this make sense? No! Matrixulated, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit me! The defense rests.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Besides, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Imagine Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with your questions? Nothing. My dear Matrixulated, it has nothing to do with your questions! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm trying to prove I'm real and you're not, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Matrixulated, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that space of mind deliberatin' and conjugatin' mediocre comebacks, does this make sense? No! Matrixulated, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit me! The defense rests.

Actually, Chewbacca fled from his home planet that was under enslavement by the Empire, he didn't have much of a choice of a place to go.

...What, I hate Star Wars but I prefer to know the things I hate.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Clearly my artful dodging, redirecting, obfuscating and eluding is a sign that I'm capable of intelligent thought.

Since I'm wasting my time here, I must be human. What else would be insane enough to lurk here?

I know what's real. Je pense donc je suis.

How do YOU know it's not a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation?

Besides, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Imagine Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with your questions? Nothing. My dear Matrixulated, it has nothing to do with your questions! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm trying to prove I'm real and you're not, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Matrixulated, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that space of mind deliberatin' and conjugatin' mediocre comebacks, does this make sense? No! Matrixulated, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit me! The defense rests.

Touché!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Clearly my artful dodging, redirecting, obfuscating and eluding is a sign that I'm capable of intelligent thought.

Since I'm wasting my time here, I must be human. What else would be insane enough to lurk here?

I know what's real. Je pense donc je suis.

How do YOU know it's not a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation?

Besides, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Imagine Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with your questions? Nothing. My dear Matrixulated, it has nothing to do with your questions! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm trying to prove I'm real and you're not, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Matrixulated, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that space of mind deliberatin' and conjugatin' mediocre comebacks, does this make sense? No! Matrixulated, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit me! The defense rests.

An 8-foot long diatribe that included,

". . . I must be human."

Worth it!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:An 8-foot long diatribe that included,

". . . I must be human."

Worth it!

M.

Oh, come on. I'm not a native speaker. And I like being mysterious. Have you ever heard about Occam's razor?

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Actually, Chewbacca fled from his home planet that was under enslavement by the Empire, he didn't have much of a choice of a place to go.

...What, I hate Star Wars but I prefer to know the things I hate.

If this qualifies as knowing, you're better of just hating it.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, come on. I'm not a native speaker. And I like being mysterious. Have you ever heard about Occam's razor?

As a female you are entitled to your aura of mystery.

Occam's razor? That's the one with the single, super-sharp blade for the extra-close shave every time, right?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The coo says moo

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, come on. I'm not a native speaker. And I like being mysterious. Have you ever heard about Occam's razor?

If this qualifies as knowing, you're better of just hating it.

shrugs

We all know Star Wars would be way better if it was more like Soul Calibur anyway.

Matrixulated

Star Wars should have ended at Episide 6.

Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Urran wrote:Star Wars should have ended at Episide 6.

Take away like six episodes and I'll agree even more. Also, I'm collecting recruitment telegrams, got two spare Enadia recruitment letters, anyone wanna trade?

Matrixulated

Collecting recruitment telegrams....eeeesh

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Urran wrote:Collecting recruitment telegrams....eeeesh

Well, I'm already working on a World Cup sticker album anyway, might as well.

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:As a female you are entitled to your aura of mystery.

Occam's razor? That's the one with the single, super-sharp blade for the extra-close shave every time, right?

M.

Why do I have the sudden urge to give you a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY close shave?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:shrugs

We all know Star Wars would be way better if it was more like Soul Calibur anyway.

...

No. Just no.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Why do I have the sudden urge to give you a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY close shave?

Close shave? I don't think it likes a shave, because its "facial hair" is artificial!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:As a female you are entitled to your aura of mystery.

Occam's razor? That's the one with the single, super-sharp blade for the extra-close shave every time, right?

M.

No its the method of proving things by disproving them. If you cannot disprove something in certain circumstances its not true - and if you cannot even prove them in one case they are auto disproved =) The problem arises with statement cases like "God is dead" or "The truth is out there" because they can't be verified and falsified, for lack of proper data. Mostly it is used to verify scientific material. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

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