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Wait, I wasn't on this game last year.

What do we do in the apocalypse?

Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Itrosomia wrote:Wait, I wasn't on this game last year.

What do we do in the apocalypse?

There wasn't a nuclear holocaust/apocalypse last April 1st...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Last April 1st we had the elections for Secretary-General of the WA! - Such fun!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:There wasn't a nuclear holocaust/apocalypse last April 1st...

Oh.

Well, my military is not all that good so I will probably lose.

Does it infect ingame stats?

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Wait, I wasn't on this game last year.

What do we do in the apocalypse?

What event you get for April Fools depends on what Max Barry has on his mind, or just chance, there was a time when the WA was the UN, until the actual RL UN warned him, and he turned it into a joke within a joke, the irony.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia

Gtg.

Wish me luck on my test I did not study for!

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Don't use saltats, telethias, sphinxes, or (Xenoblood shoutout)the tainted.

Everything else is fine.

alright,

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Psst! Keep supplying the salted, smoked, preserved and processed red meats! Maybe Culveria and his deviljhos will all die with high blood pressure, cholesterol, heart disease, and eventually heart attacks...Well done!

cholesterol and all that doesnt get to deviljhos or me, so we can eat as much steaks and preserved meats we want fool!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:Gtg.

Wish me luck on my test I did not study for!

youll do better then i would

Itrosomia wrote:Oh.

Well, my military is not all that good so I will probably lose.

Does it infect ingame stats?

we cooperate in the thing probably so ill have your back, as well as me in kesmor, i will make sure all the people in kesmor try to help as well

Sons Of Culveria wrote:we cooperate in the thing probably so ill have your back, as well as me in kesmor, i will make sure all the people in kesmor try to help as well

but there is the chance all of this is just an april fools joke

Itrosomia wrote:Gtg.

Wish me luck on my test I did not study for!

I only have one thing to say if you don't get 75% for it, oby good.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:alright,

cholesterol and all that doesnt get to deviljhos or me, so we can eat as much steaks and preserved meats we want fool!

But can they handle Boratheoan steak topped with Jelaquian sauce?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:youll do better then i would

Pfffffft.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:we cooperate in the thing probably so ill have your back, as well as me in kesmor, i will make sure all the people in kesmor try to help as well

Fear my vassal swarm, speaking of which...

*goes on a revival spree*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:but there is the chance all of this is just an april fools joke

It is a joke.

The Parron Republic wrote:It is a joke.

are you sure?

What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:are you sure?

because if you arent i know where my nukes will be aimed

Aced my 12 grade Econ test.

Woo.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:because if you arent i know where my nukes will be aimed

Ahem.

The vassal swarm is back, now with new members.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Aced my 12 grade Econ test.

Woo.

yo, good job *has several of the humans and humanoids ive abducted from the xenoblade universe mutating in vat tubes of the mutagen behind me*

Missile Silo 1 wrote:Ahem.

The vassal swarm is back, now with new members.

you better not try spamming my place again parron

UM, nuclear apocalypse.....?

Statens wrote:UM, nuclear apocalypse.....?

i dont know im sorta mini panicking i have a region to try and protect from this, its gonna be hectic!

Are we on reigon teams?

Itrosomia wrote:Are we on reigon teams?

Aw, I usually get picked last on teams

Statens wrote:Aw, I usually get picked last on teams

youre on my team if there are teams

Itrosomia wrote:Are we on reigon teams?

you are too. if there are the support things i will be sending them to you guys from the fatherlands as well, i will also tell all others from kesmor to send support as well, ive already organized everyone to get into the palace which will be sealed and locked down

Itrosomia

*has mafia accent*

How bout we go in and take some people's defense leaders fo some "swimin lessons"?

You got any concrete I can borrow?

Or a bucket?

Or a blind ford or gag?

Mrglglglgland

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

KREEEEEE!!!

Krr krr Click

(Our exoskeletons can withstand nuclear bombs dropped on them so this will be easy)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*has mafia accent*

How bout we go in and take some people's defense leaders fo some "swimin lessons"?

You got any concrete I can borrow?

Or a bucket?

Or a blind ford or gag?

*holds sword of pain to his neck* how bout you cooperate with me? hm?

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*has mafia accent*

How bout we go in and take some people's defense leaders fo some "swimin lessons"?

You got any concrete I can borrow?

Or a bucket?

Or a blind ford or gag?

I gots buckets o buckets.

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:KREEEEEE!!!

Krr krr Click

(Our exoskeletons can withstand nuclear bombs dropped on them so this will be easy)

yes but during this everyone is turned mortal and normal by the elder one. we'll have no powers or anything, even i will be in danger

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*holds sword of pain to his neck* how bout you cooperate with me? hm?

*still has mafia accent*

Not you.

You is a nice person, you know whadimean?

I was talkin bout som oda regions officials.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes but during this everyone is turned mortal and normal by the elder one. we'll have no powers or anything, even i will be in danger

we'll have to use *shudders* mortal means of helping our nations

Sons Of Culveria wrote:we'll have to use *shudders* mortal means of helping our nations

I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE!!!

Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo wrote:*still has mafia accent*

Not you.

You is a nice person, you know whadimean?

I was talkin bout som oda regions officials.

alright *pulls out a dagger of pain and spins it expertly and holds the blade so the hilt is towards him* here, ya can have dis if you need ta "extract" sum infamation

The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo

Statens wrote:I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE!!!

i do too but using mortal means! its preposterous!

Statens

Sons Of Culveria wrote:we'll have to use *shudders* mortal means of helping our nations

Ugh.

Itrosomia wrote:Ugh.

itro what do you think of what ive done to these humanoids of the xenoblade universe? *the giant tubes open up letting the several mutated deviljho-humans down they look normal except for there red deviljho eyes* ive made them sort of were-deviljhos

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro what do you think of what ive done to these humanoids of the xenoblade universe? *the giant tubes open up letting the several mutated deviljho-humans down they look normal except for there red deviljho eyes* ive made them sort of were-deviljhos

also i want to know if any of them are familiar to you

and unfortunately i mainly found females, so i dont entirely know how compatible the were-deviljho mutation is with males, as i only got one two males

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro what do you think of what ive done to these humanoids of the xenoblade universe? *the giant tubes open up letting the several mutated deviljho-humans down they look normal except for there red deviljho eyes* ive made them sort of were-deviljhos

Cool.

I found something that you might like.

*brings out Phoenix*

*brings out water Phoenix*

Phoenixes are just as powerful as dragons.

Statens, The Parron Republic

For anyone who isn't sure every year on April First there is some big event that they put on that's completely different every year. There is nothing to worry about it doesn't have any real or permanent effects, it's just some fun.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Asmovia wrote:For anyone who isn't sure every year on April First there is some big event that they put on that's completely different every year. There is nothing to worry about it doesn't have any real or permanent effects, it's just some fun.

Tank who!

😊

Itrosomia wrote:Cool.

I found something that you might like.

*brings out Phoenix*

*brings out water Phoenix*

Phoenixes are just as powerful as dragons.

yes i know, there are also a creature called phoenix dragon

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:also i want to know if any of them are familiar to you

I hope that one over there is Lysa, now the throne is mine.

The Parron Republic wrote:I hope that one over there is Lysa, now the throne is mine.

eh? you have competition from the xenoblade world?

I'm getting sick just in time for the joke nuclear war. Woo, fun :(

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:I'm getting sick just in time for the joke nuclear war. Woo, fun :(

dont worry. if you arent present for it we will protect your nation and help it any way we can

Statens wrote:I'm getting sick just in time for the joke nuclear war. Woo, fun :(

it probably might not be a joke

Sons Of Culveria wrote:eh? you have competition from the xenoblade world?

Self exile...

For some reason I keep getting adds for dating Greek women.

Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:For some reason I keep getting adds for dating Greek women.

weird

The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wheres everyone?

I was chilling inside of my iceberg.

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Itrosomia wrote:I was chilling inside of my iceberg.

this is not a time for puns currently my friend

Sons Of Culveria wrote:this is not a time for puns currently my friend

It is always pun/joke time.

If time is money are ATM's time machines?

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Itrosomia wrote:We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire? Mozzarella FireFox.

Itrosomia

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

I'm going to stop so that parrona doesn't make more missile silos and target me.

Itrosomia wrote:I'm going to stop so that parrona doesn't make more missile silos and target me.

he only has what hes given, and most likely [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] will tell everyone to take the defensive and help people

Whenever you see this please answer.

Does anyone have any good ideas for a national motto for me?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:he only has what hes given, and most likely [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] will tell everyone to take the defensive and help people

I'm not taking any chances.

Besides, it could be that we have to attack each other .

Itrosomia wrote:Whenever you see this please answer.

Does anyone have any good ideas for a national motto for me?

walrus, not wal u

Itrosomia wrote:I'm not taking any chances.

Besides, it could be that we have to attack each other .

theres always the choice of pacifism

Sons Of Culveria wrote:walrus, not wal u

Hmm maybe.

I will wait till next week then decide.

Itrosomia wrote:Whenever you see this please answer.

Does anyone have any good ideas for a national motto for me?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:theres always the choice of pacifism

Hmm

Inextinguishable light.

None shall pass.

Good life, good death.

None shall be left behind.

We were, we are, we will be.

Open hearts, open doors.

Freedom or death.

Ever the best.

One god, one goal.

Hope, peace, unity.

Prepared for all.

United we stand, united we stay.

United we stand, together we stay.

Faith grants us strength.

We are and always will be.

In god's hand, in god's grace.

Sow knowledge, reap wisdom.

Wardens of the West.

The first, the last, the eternal.

From the grounds to the skies.

Hear our voices.

United we stand, united we conquer.

Whispers in the wind.

Live long and die free.

Serve and protect.

Dignity, pride, honor.

Don't wake a sleeping lion.

Following in the footsteps of our ancestors.

All for the people.

By the sword.

Itrosomia wrote:Hmm

heck there was even a choice to embrace the horde last halloween

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:heck there was even a choice to embrace the horde last halloween

Krr krr click

(I would do that)

Itrosomia wrote:Whenever you see this please answer.

Does anyone have any good ideas for a national motto for me?

Krr click

(Conquer all, consume all)

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Krr krr click

(I would do that)Krr click

(Conquer all, consume all)

Hmm.

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Krr krr click

(I would do that)Krr click

(Conquer all, consume all)

yes i know you would, but salaxalans may kick you for ruining it if you dont do what he orders with the thing

You know, the expression hmmmm is very discriminating.

We should alternate between hmm and hrr.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes i know you would, but salaxalans may kick you for ruining it if you dont do what he orders with the thing

[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], if this happens again would you kick us?

Itrosomia wrote:[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], if this happens again would you kick us?

i cant exactly remember what he said hed do but it was some punishment

Hey everybody, I'm new!

Legendus, Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i cant exactly remember what he said hed do but it was some punishment

Krr klick click

(As long as it is not kicking or banning I would do it)

The Stardew Valley wrote:Hey everybody, I'm new!

Hello

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Krr klick click

(As long as it is not kicking or banning I would do it)

yeah i wanted to exterminate at first but he gave me a warning

The Stardew Valley wrote:Hey everybody, I'm new!

Hello, and welcome to...

*sets off fireworks*

SPIRITUS

*whispers*

(Here is your complementary potato.)

*discreetly hands you a potato*

(Some people here *cough*culveria*cough* kill potatoes)

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Hello, and welcome to...

*sets off fireworks*

SPIRITUS

*whispers*

(Here is your complementary potato.)

*discreetly hands you a potato*

(Some people here *cough*culveria*cough* kill potatoes)

*smells potato and goes savage* must. destroy. potato!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*smells potato and goes savage* must. destroy. potato!

NO!

*activates anticulveria system that drops golden coins everywhere*

Run!

Save the potato!

Itrosomia wrote:NO!

*activates anticulveria system that drops golden coins everywhere*

Run!

Save the potato!

*Savage deviljho mode is not affected by coins and charges at person holding potato*

The Stardew Valley wrote:Hey everybody, I'm new!

There are not many people on the RMB at the moment, but I'm sure they would like to welcome you.

You should have gotten an email explainin what you should do.

Have fun!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*Savage deviljho mode is not affected by coins and charges at person holding potato*

*teleports culveria to Zimbabwe*

There.

Itrosomia wrote:*teleports culveria to Zimbabwe*

There.

*destroys Zimbabwe and starts to traverse back to Spiritus*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*destroys Zimbabwe and starts to traverse back to Spiritus*

*shoves culveria into my vault*

Itrosomia wrote:*shoves culveria into my vault*

*destroys all potatoes in the vault and picks the locking mechanism*

My vault is a dimension that I store all my stuff in.

I has a much lower pressure so it sucks everything in.

There used to be 10 planets in our solar system but I put one in there to have a planet to put things on.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*destroys all potatoes in the vault and picks the locking mechanism*

The lock is magical, physical, elemental, and mental.

It ensures that only I can open it.

Also, I don't store potatoes in the vault.

Itrosomia wrote:The lock is magical, physical, elemental, and mental.

It ensures that only I can open it.

Also, I don't store potatoes in the vault.

*starts chewing on the lock*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*starts chewing on the lock*

The lock doesn't exist until someone summons it mentally.

And you are to unfocused in your raging form to concentrate.

Itrosomia wrote:The lock doesn't exist until someone summons it mentally.

And you are to unfocused in your raging form to concentrate.

I am perfectly focused on opening this lock *my scales change to blue and i turn into a business brachydios and focus on making the lock appear*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:I am perfectly focused on opening this lock *my scales change to blue and i turn into a business brachydios and focus on making the lock appear*

There is also the elemental part.

Itrosomia wrote:There is also the elemental part.

slime *slams my fist into it and makes it explode*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:slime *slams my fist into it and makes it explode*

That is not the correct element

*it reappears*

Itrosomia wrote:That is not the correct element

*it reappears*

ice probably *puts a snowball on it*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ice probably *puts a snowball on it*

Nope

Itrosomia wrote:Nope

*continues trying different elements*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*continues trying different elements*

You took too long

*it disappears and the security drones activate*

*They throw pots of gold everywhere*

You are no longer in raging form.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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