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Culveria wrote:oh and no doing that, sun dragons dont like potatos *pulls the hot fried potatos away from the sun and throws them deep into space*

*potato proceeds to hit alien planet* "What is this?!" proclaims the planet's leader, "Wearever this came from, we are going to. Prepare for WAAARRRRR!!"

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Faulknation wrote:*potato proceeds to hit alien planet* "What is this?!" proclaims the planet's leader, "Wearever this came from, we are going to. Prepare for WAAARRRRR!!"

*prepares to defend the potatoes by any means necessary*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

There are giant clusters of giant potato asteroids out in deep space. Vivis just so happen to have colonies and stuff out there. Let's hope they don't decide to use their space weapons to fling the giant potato asteroids towards anyone....

The Salaxalans, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:*potato proceeds to hit alien planet* "What is this?!" proclaims the planet's leader, "Wearever this came from, we are going to. Prepare for WAAARRRRR!!"

dont prepare for war with one of my favorite planets *the alien planet suddenly explodes entirely*

Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:dont prepare for war with one of my favorite planets *the alien planet suddenly explodes entirely*

But think of all the potatoes that were on that planet! Poor little potatoes! Why cruel universe!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote:dont prepare for war with one of my favorite planets *the alien planet suddenly explodes entirely*

*one alien on a escape just barely escaping the explosion* "Just you wait...I will get my revenge."

Russinadia

Faulknation wrote:*one alien on a escape just barely escaping the explosion* "Just you wait...I will get my revenge."

an escape ship*

Russinadia

Potatogion wrote:But think of all the potatoes that were on that planet! Poor little potatoes! Why cruel universe!

i do not care, they were corrupt with that planets beliefs

Faulknation wrote:an escape ship*

*sits* i am the god draconos, ill be waiting, to punish you

Russinadia

Culveria wrote:i do not care, they were corrupt with that planets beliefs

But we should have rehabilitated them into normal potato society. Get them potato jobs, potato wives, and potato children. All potatoes deserve a chance at life.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

they were born with the corruption in there very starches, it would be impossible, even for a god

Russinadia, Faulknation

KEEP THOSE ILLEGAL ALIENS OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Firaticottia

im going to make it so the wreckage lands on your lawn just for saying that gramps

Russinadia

Faulknation wrote:*one alien on a escape just barely escaping the explosion* "Just you wait...I will get my revenge."

We have a potato superman on our hands.

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:KEEP THOSE ILLEGAL ALIENS OFF MY LAWN.

I thought his lawn got destroyed earlier. *suddenly cries* Where am I supposed to put my tacos now? :'(

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

I have no idea what I'm doing, help?

Matrixulated, Russinadia

I used to make potato references before they were cool.

Filthy hipsters.

You aren't true potato lovers!

Only those who have lived through the WA assembly presidential elections are the real thing!

#NeverForgetSalaxalans2016

#filthyCommies

#MakeNationstatesPotatoAgain

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Alekseandrea wrote:I used to make potato references before they were cool.

Filthy hipsters.

You aren't true potato lovers!

Only those who have lived through the WA assembly presidential elections are the real thing!

#NeverForgetSalaxalans2016

#filthyCommies

#MakeNationstatesPotatoAgain

oh shush you i dont care

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia

Alekseandrea wrote:I used to make potato references before they were cool.

Filthy hipsters.

You aren't true potato lovers!

Only those who have lived through the WA assembly presidential elections are the real thing!

#NeverForgetSalaxalans2016

#filthyCommies

#MakeNationstatesPotatoAgain

Those who have lived through the great potato war are the real thing.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Empire Democratique Francais

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:KEEP THOSE ILLEGAL ALIENS OFF MY LAWN.

With pleasure, sir. And the best way to protect your lawn is to inhabit it...

That way, if aliens want to land, I can quickly 'defend' your lawn without having to come rushing from the other end of the street...

(:

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha

Cyrtes wrote:With pleasure, sir. And the best way to protect your lawn is to inhabit it...

That way, if aliens want to land, I can quickly 'defend' your lawn without having to come rushing from the other end of the street...

(:

bu golly he's right. Everyone quickly, take your stuff to gramps' lawn and hunker down.

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes

you dont want me to take my stuff to gramps lawn i think *my giant floating island comes over*

How do you improve your environment

Culveria wrote:you dont want me to take my stuff to gramps lawn i think *my giant floating island comes over*

I do

Spidercow wrote:How do you improve your environment

Sometimes you get an issue that gives you the option to help the environment, Matt of the time at your people's freedom's or your economy's expense.

I need more money to feed my people

Matrixulated

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:I thought his lawn got destroyed earlier. *suddenly cries* Where am I supposed to put my tacos now? :'(

YOU CAN SEND THOSE TACOS BACK TO MEXICO.

Cyrtes wrote:With pleasure, sir. And the best way to protect your lawn is to inhabit it...

That way, if aliens want to land, I can quickly 'defend' your lawn without having to come rushing from the other end of the street...

(:

*GRUMBLES* EH, SURE.

NOT.

WHAT AM I, AN IDIOT? GET OFF MY LAWN.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU CAN SEND THOSE TACOS BACK TO MEXICO.

*GRUMBLES* EH, SURE.

NOT.

WHAT AM I, AN IDIOT? GET OFF MY LAWN.

There's no harm in trying, right? (:

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Cyrtes wrote:There's no harm in trying, right? (:

no theres no harm in trying

Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Culveria wrote:i do not care, they were corrupt with that planets beliefs

*sits* i am the god draconos, ill be waiting, to punish you

*feels as if there is someone watching and waiting for him* "So you brought your gods huh...looks like I will have to do the same" *load roar of the dragon god of hell is heard* "This might just be interesting"

Matrixulated, Ustrabrona

*laughs* you bring my child against me? i am the dragon god of everything and everywhere *roars even louder shaking the heavens and hell*

Faulknation, Ustrabrona

Culveria wrote:*laughs* you bring my child against me? i am the dragon god of everything and everywhere *roars even louder shaking the heavens and hell*

*instantly soils pants* "I...I'm sorry" *goes away thinking about all the poor decisions he has made recently*

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

he is but a piece of me, not nearly as powerful as me. i shall crush him and take the power back

Ustrabrona

where is he? where is this piece of me? several got away and i wish to gain my full power back

Ustrabrona

Culveria wrote:where is he? where is this piece of me? several got away and i wish to gain my full power back

*bows head so quickly he breaks his neck, with his last dying word he says* "The eastern-most corner of hell, he is there with three of his brothers" *dies ungracefully*

Ustrabrona

*slowly stands and returns to full gigantic size of my normal godly size and waves a hand softly over the dead ones body burying him properly before disappearing and appearing in hell and giving a roar even louder than before*

Ustrabrona

*slightly more humble and quiet roar is heard behind him* "Hello dragon god of all, I am the reincarnation of that alien that died. When you used your powers to lay me to rest peacefully, the deaths gods took pity on me and gave me this body. I am now the dragon god of servants, and will follow you as your servant." *bows head respectfully, without breaking neck*

Ustrabrona

i had hoped they would take pity on you *smiles a little before starting to walk east my steps loud and thunderous leaving huge cavernous foot prints in my wake*

Ustrabrona

*follows by flying because he doesn't feel honored enough to walk in your footprints* "If I may be so assertive, what is your plan once we get there, and what do you think they will do"

Ustrabrona

they are pieces of me, they will fight back, but it wont do them much do, ill bring down the ceiling of hell if it means ill get those pieces of power back, they are immortal, except to my power. dangerous to many, i shall take the power back stopping them permanently

Ustrabrona

*bows head thankfully for answering question* "I will make sure to stay in the backfield for this then and watch for reinforcements"

Ustrabrona

*nods* demons may try helping them, they are sure to have tried recruiting

Ustrabrona

*amps self up and looks to you for inspiration* "Good luck, even though I doubt you need it"

Ustrabrona

you will probably need it more than i, *spreads my enormous wings and jumps up and flies off towards the east corner*

Faulknation, Ustrabrona

[STOP BEING SO EDGY JESUS CHRIST]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Ustrabrona

Post self-deleted by Spidercow.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:[STOP BEING SO EDGY JESUS CHRIST]

I can't not be edgy, my scales are sharp.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona

Faulknation wrote:I can't not be edgy, my scales are sharp.

he has a point. *chuckles*

Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Ustrabrona

I think you can't even imagine how it's hard for a french men to follow your conversations... However it looks... how to say it? Pretty f#cked up is the only expression I know for THAT :P

The Salaxalans, Ustrabrona

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:I think you can't even imagine how it's hard for a french men to follow your conversations... However it looks... how to say it? Pretty f#cked up is the only expression I know for THAT :P

oh shush you, we're having fun

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais, Ustrabrona

What would happen if I strapped rocket boosters to the bottom of my country and land it on other nations?

Like, would that plan work?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ursardeos

Ustrabrona wrote:What would happen if I strapped rocket boosters to the bottom of my country and land it on other nations?

Like, would that plan work?

This is in case I wish to conquer the nations I land on.

I would land specifically on their capital.

Ursardeos

Ustrabrona wrote:What would happen if I strapped rocket boosters to the bottom of my country and land it on other nations?

Like, would that plan work?

Only on weekdays.

Specifically, weekdays that start with "Never."

Like, Monday, Tuesday, Neverday, Thursday . . . that kind if thing.

Also, something to consider . . . the jetwash from maneuvering your country over the top of another country can leave awful skid-marks and singe local flora & fauna.

It's an eyesore. Very messy. Smells awful.

Try to avoid it, would be my advice.

Welcome to Spiritus.

M.

The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Faulknation, Ustrabrona, Satanic Crusader, Ursardeos

Matrixulated wrote:Only on weekdays.

Specifically, weekdays that start with "Never."

Like, Monday, Tuesday, Neverday, Thursday . . . that kind if thing.

Also, something to consider . . . the jetwash from maneuvering your country over the top of another country can leave awful skid-marks and singe local flora & fauna.

It's an eyesore. Very messy. Smells awful.

Try to avoid it, would be my advice.

Welcome to Spiritus.

M.

I've been here for 8 days.

Matrixulated, Ursardeos

Two questions

1. Is it true that potatoes have miraculous healing benefits? If so how many

2. How can my friend join this region?

Matrixulated, Ustrabrona, Satanic Crusader, Ursardeos

Spidercow wrote:Two questions

1. Is it true that potatoes have miraculous healing benefits? If so how many

2. How can my friend join this region?

1) From what I can tell from my 8 days of experience, potatoes heal all.

2) I have no idea.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Satanic Crusader, Ursardeos

Spidercow wrote:How can I invite someone to this region? My friend wants to join.

Just link them our region's url or have them search Spiritus in the search bar on the World page! Then once they're on our regional page there'll be a button which says "Move [Nation Name] to Spiritus". Once they click that, they're part of our region and can get involved in this crazy, kickass community we've got going on!

Also, to shamelessly plug something, all of you new folks (or old folks) should check out our offsite forum at www.spiritus.wtf! We've got government, roleplay, and various games there. Plus being a citizen means you can be way more involved, and given our current ongoing elections for Regional Assembly, there's no better time to join!

Hope to see you all there! As a tip, registration button's in the top left ;)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos

Ustrabrona wrote:1) From what I can tell from my 8 days of experience, potatoes heal all.

2) I have no idea.

Good to know because I just ate at least 20

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos

Ustrabrona wrote:I've been here for 8 days.

Eight days and ZERO nations landed-on?

Remarkable restraint.

I commend you, sir.

Here, have this bonus, highly-soughtafter, (Limited Edition) Spiritus Neverday Golden Potato as a token of my respect.

/bow

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos

Matrixulated wrote:Eight days and ZERO nations landed-on?

Remarkable restraint.

I commend you, sir.

Here, have this bonus, highly-soughtafter, (Limited Edition) Spiritus Neverday Golden Potato as a token of my respect.

/bow

M.

Thank you good sir.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ursardeos

#NEVERDAYSofourLIVESMATTERS

<3 potato love <3

M.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ustrabrona, Ursardeos

Sometimes I get bored and imagine all of the countries in this region as people.

It involves us all around a massive potato, bowing to and worshiping it.

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ursardeos

Ustrabrona wrote:Sometimes I get bored and imagine all of the countries in this region as people.

It involves us all around a massive potato, bowing to and worshiping it.

10/10 would worship giant potato again.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ustrabrona

Culveria wrote:you will probably need it more than i, *spreads my enormous wings and jumps up and flies off towards the east corner*

*waits for around five minutes* "Hmmmmm, for hell it is really quiet.." *Immediately gets surrounded by demons of all shapes sizes and ranks*

Ursardeos

#MakeNationStatesPotatoAgain

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Ursardeos

Tim-Opolis wrote:Just link them our region's url or have them search Spiritus in the search bar on the World page! Then once they're on our regional page there'll be a button which says "Move [Nation Name] to Spiritus". Once they click that, they're part of our region and can get involved in this crazy, kickass community we've got going on!

Also, to shamelessly plug something, all of you new folks (or old folks) should check out our offsite forum at www.spiritus.wtf! We've got government, roleplay, and various games there. Plus being a citizen means you can be way more involved, and given our current ongoing elections for Regional Assembly, there's no better time to join!

Hope to see you all there! As a tip, registration button's in the top left ;)

HOW DO I TURN OFF THESE ADS FOR SOME KIND OF FORUM?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Culveria wrote: oh shush you, we're having fun
Is «shush» even a real word?

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:....have this bonus, highly-soughtafter, (Limited Edition) Spiritus Neverday Golden Potato as a token of my respect....M.

I WANT THAT !!!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

hi

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I WANT THAT !!!!!

We all do. Does anyone want a deluxe edition golden rare taco?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Is «shush» even a real word?

Shush, of course it is.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Bakko wrote:hi

Hello and welcome to the insanity!

Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Empire Democratique Francais

I used to live here a few months ago and CTEd and I'm back now ^.^

how's everyone been?

Matrixulated

I saw [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] eating an otato the other day, while stepping on top of a crushed and dirty potato. >_>

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

NEVER!!!! Potatoes are best!! :D

Matrixulated, Spiritus Kringalia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Potatoes are fine, but Otatoes are better!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Haven't talked for a while.

Good or bad?

You decide.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Audriany wrote:Haven't talked for a while.

Good or bad?

You decide.

u aint not snek no mre

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Spiritus Kringalia wrote:Potatoes are fine, but Otatoes are better!

What is this "Otatoes" you speak of and why do you plague these halls with such blasphemy

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire

Matrixulated wrote:....Here, have this bonus, highly-soughtafter, (Limited Edition) Spiritus Neverday Golden Potato as a token of my respect....M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I WANT THAT !!!!!

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness wrote:We all do. Does anyone want a deluxe edition golden rare taco?

I WANT THAT TOO !!!!!

*pause*

Hmmm...is there an official Spiritus sanctioned (Limited-Deluxe Edition) 'Neverday' Golden Potato Taco?

*pause*

WOW! I REALLY REALLY WANT THAT !!!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha

**Returns after 4 days meditating under a banyan tree, with nothing but a potato in one hand, and the manifestation of the entire region (as viewed from outside of its multifolded subdimensions) in the other**

What the hell has been going on here?!

- There seems to have been all sorts of crazy never before seen in Spiritus (and that's REALLY saying something!)

[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] would never have stood for this!! However, he is still on a mission to bring the overzealous hordes of his The Jedi-Zombi Jezus to the masses of Europe - Is what is happening here the result of the region being forsaken by his esteemed presence?! - Maybe, I should call [nation=short]Mwuhahahahamed[/nation] to fly in here on his flying horse to sort you all out!?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:HOW DO I TURN OFF THESE ADS FOR SOME KIND OF FORUM?

You just have to tolerate it, like me levitating above your lawn...

**Levitates over Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais

Laughing Buddha wrote:You just have to tolerate it, like me levitating above your lawn...

**Levitates over Grumpy Grandpa's Lawn**

GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR DAMNED BUDDHISM

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Adopt your Halvel Folons here, come take get your very own bit of Fallen Pioneers.

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR DAMNED BUDDHISM

Perhaps you'd prefer me to fly over your lawn and house on my flying horse?!

N.B. Please excuse the manure carpet bombing...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR DAMNED BUDDHISM

✌Not actually on your lawn! (Levitating above it) - Here, let me make myself welcome...👐

**Your grass becomes noticeably green and lush, a pond spontaneously appears in it; furnished with golden koi carp, bullrushes, waterlilies, lotus flowers, and a grumpy-looking frog, the edges of your lawn and garden become festooned with the sweet scent of newly flourishing lavender, lilacs, roses, honeysuckle, cypresses, and ylang-ylang blossoms, a small humble statue to the Grumpy Grandpa's wife sits on a pedestal near to an old oak tree**

🖖 There you go most honourable Grumpy Grandpa-san!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Mwuhahahahamed wrote:Perhaps you'd prefer me to fly over your lawn and house on my flying horse?!

N.B. Please excuse the manure carpet bombing...

NO.

Laughing Buddha wrote:✌Not actually on your lawn! (Levitating above it) - Here, let me make myself welcome...👐

**Your grass becomes noticeably green and lush, a pond spontaneously appears in it; furnished with golden koi carp, bullrushes, waterlilies, lotus flowers, and a grumpy-looking frog, the edges of your lawn and garden become festooned with the sweet scent of newly flourishing lavender, lilacs, roses, honeysuckle, cypresses, and ylang-ylang blossoms, a small humble statue to the Grumpy Grandpa's wife sits on a pedestal near to an old oak tree**

🖖 There you go most honourable Grumpy Grandpa-san!

...NOT BAD.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Laughing Buddha wrote:✌Not actually on your lawn! (Levitating above it) - Here, let me make myself welcome...👐

**Your grass becomes noticeably green and lush, a pond spontaneously appears in it; furnished with golden koi carp, bullrushes, waterlilies, lotus flowers, and a grumpy-looking frog, the edges of your lawn and garden become festooned with the sweet scent of newly flourishing lavender, lilacs, roses, honeysuckle, cypresses, and ylang-ylang blossoms, a small humble statue to the Grumpy Grandpa's wife sits on a pedestal near to an old oak tree**

🖖 There you go most honourable Grumpy Grandpa-san!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:...NOT BAD.

Not bad? Wonderful! Now I can go swimming when I camp out on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Sometimes I go through my issues/delemas/whatever you call them, and I'm just like ".... Where's the option to permanently banish/exile this person, and make it so they're shot on sight if they step even a millionth of a foot into my country again?"

Matrixulated, Cyrtes, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Ustrabrona wrote:Sometimes I go through my issues/delemas/whatever you call them, and I'm just like ".... Where's the option to permanently banish/exile this person, and make it so they're shot on sight if they step even a millionth of a foot into my country again?"

I know the feeling... Locking them up for life would be a good option as well. Or putting them in Gramp's lawn blindfolded. If they don't drown in the new pond they'd experience what it feels like to be on the wrong end of a shotgun...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ustrabrona

Firaticottia wrote:What is this "Otatoes" you speak of and why do you plague these halls with such blasphemy

Listen here young one, hmmm... where were I...?

Never mind, carry on.

Matrixulated, Firaticottia

.... I just watched the Peepo video and can we declare war on it?

Matrixulated, Ursardeos

Ustrabrona wrote:.... I just watched the Peepo video and can we declare war on it?

Peepo I mean

Matrixulated, Ursardeos

Cyrtes wrote:Not bad? Wonderful! Now I can go swimming when I camp out on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn.

I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE THE BIRDS I SHOT ON MY HUNTING TRIPS.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE THE BIRDS I SHOT ON MY HUNTING TRIPS.

Oh, oh, ohhhhh, you shot birds? OK.

I thought when you referred to your 'hunting trips' you were talking about WWI & WWII, Korea, Vietnam etc.

I guess shooting birdies is a poor substitute for The Huns, Nazis, Commies or those slippery NVA.

Got to keep the shotgun oiled and active though.

'Use it or lose it,' as they say!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:NOT BAD.

I'm glad you like it...

Cyrtes wrote:Not bad? Wonderful! Now I can go swimming when I camp out on [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]'s lawn.

**Adds to the pond water; Cryptosporidium parvum, Enterobius vermicularis, Hymenolepis nana, tapeworms of the genus Taenia, and members of the genus Schistosoma**

- Don't worry [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]! Those should sort him!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Laughing Buddha wrote:✌Not actually on your lawn! (Levitating above it) - Here, let me make myself welcome...👐

**Your grass becomes noticeably green and lush, a pond spontaneously appears in it; furnished with golden koi carp, bullrushes, waterlilies, lotus flowers, and a grumpy-looking frog, the edges of your lawn and garden become festooned with the sweet scent of newly flourishing lavender, lilacs, roses, honeysuckle, cypresses, and ylang-ylang blossoms, a small humble statue to the Grumpy Grandpa's wife sits on a pedestal near to an old oak tree**

🖖 There you go most honourable Grumpy Grandpa-san!

**Airdrops horse manure onto the roses**

Laughing Buddha wrote:**Adds to the pond water; Cryptosporidium parvum, Enterobius vermicularis, Hymenolepis nana, tapeworms of the genus Taenia, and members of the genus Schistosoma**

- Don't worry [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]! Those should sort him!!

If the horse manure dropped into the pond, there could be a whole lot of more troublesome things in the water to "sort him"...

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha

Laughing Buddha wrote:I'm glad you like it...**Adds to the pond water; Cryptosporidium parvum, Enterobius vermicularis, Hymenolepis nana, tapeworms of the genus Taenia, and members of the genus Schistosoma**

- Don't worry [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation]! Those should sort him!!

Fine, I'll take some chlorine tablets with me. And an anti-parisite cure for the tapeworms and other related parasites. Not to mention the bullet-proof vest against Gramp's shotgun...

Actually, I don't think I'd even get wet if I stepped into an ocean with all that equipment...

Perhaps I should go surfing there instead...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

Yay! Trees in Vivi are hugging us BACK! Isn't that so WONDERFUL?!

The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

Matrixulated wrote:Oh, oh, ohhhhh, you shot birds? OK.

I thought when you referred to your 'hunting trips' you were talking about WWI & WWII, Korea, Vietnam etc.

I guess shooting birdies is a poor substitute for The Huns, Nazis, Commies or those slippery NVA.

Got to keep the shotgun oiled and active though.

'Use it or lose it,' as they say!

M.

ALAS, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SHOOT? MY GLORY DAYS ARE LONG GONE.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:ALAS, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SHOOT? MY GLORY DAYS ARE LONG GONE.

May I recommend your own gun?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness

LOL

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha

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