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Region: Spiritus
Let's just leave religion out of this because that makes everyone curmudgeonly.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Why is there so much discourse
Matrixulated, Statens, Caedisland
I hope we're well! I'm sure no lives are hell.
Matrixulated, Statens
Hello, I am a Fascist Ireland that took the north back.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh, you finally have your wish! How's ol' Ulster enjoying the switch?
Matrixulated
Oh my god I forgot a poll for a week and a half. >_> SORRY I WILL HAVE ONE UP SOON
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Ooo, make one about food!
Matrixulated, Jolly Old St Nicholas
If you are a WA member, PLEASE VOTE YES on this resolution! page=ga
I want you to take a look at these numbers page=UN_delegate_votes/council=1
These are the amount of people that have so far voted on the resolution. More individual nations AND regions voted yes, however, due to the small but powerful minority of regions, The Pacific and it's allies, have so far secured their own victory, despite the obvious unfairness. It's corrupted, lets stick it to them by giving the people what they want, the majority of individual nations and regions so far have spoken, I beg you to help stop the NPO from having another unfair, corrupted victory.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Very nice, The Loyalists all ran to Scotland.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Why is the thing at the top still saying X-mas stuff?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Because I forgot to change it back! One moment please. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Jolly Old St Nicholas
also NEW POLL finally
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Really?
You resurrected page 1399 of the RMB to tell a guy who specializes in zombification, resurrection, the Jedi Order and the Orthodox Christian Church that it's his name that offends you?
Huh.
JayZeeJay, he ain't ready for ya!
Be gentle.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Why is "None,I hates potateez! (this option will get you banned(not really))" an option?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The resolution is bad.
It so hilariously inoffensive and also states the obvious,
Meaning that it changes little at all.
Perhaps one should rewrite it so it actually does something noteworthy.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, you're right. I've changed my vote on it.
So how is everyone doing?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
England, is that you?
Ooer....sorry, I meant Britain is that you?
A Fascist island that took the North back (Scotland) and told the sheep-shaggers in the West, (Wales) to shut-up and like it.
There. One Fascist island, one socialist nation, one happy family & an obsolete inbred monarchy.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Lmao England is incresingly becomming a failed state. It's honestly really sad, witnessing the fall of western civilization, and being too young to live through good old days.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The world is falling at a rapid rate.Since when?!SINCE BREXIT AND DONALD TRU-
This user is currently trying to avoid a lawsuit issued by Memelord Himself,Elected President Donald J. Trump.The user might fail.The user will definetly fail.Have a nice day.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Jolly Old St Nicholas
It's part of the Windsor's plan to make the British empire great again.
Everything is proceeding as the Queen has foreseen.
I assure you, the world is quite safe from complete chaos.
For now...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Anyone offended by me, or uncertain of who and what I represent, should turn to page 891 of the RMB; which is where (I believe) I arrived in Spiritus for the first time, and then read on all my posts thereafter...
**Pulls [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] aside, and puts a weathered arm around him**
Since we are are such pals these days, I will not mention the er... "incident"... with the er... garlic butter(?) hmmm?!
**Licks lips**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Remembering the day I met [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]...
He set his dog on me,......and I ate him (partially)! 😂🐶👅😋Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
What is even happening you terrans are insane
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sanity is a matter of perspective, I like to wave at it as it passes by...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
You're merely proving my point with every word you speak.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
I hadn't even noticed, mostly because I haven't been here.
Also, I'M BACK! What'd I miss?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
NEw guy is here
thats me.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NEw guy is here
thats me.
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Welcome back!
**Small fanfare plays on a worn-out gramophone, accompanied by a 21 party popper salute**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens, Jolly Old St Nicholas
'Ello there.
*offkey march through the town while in a tattered uniform while "wonkily" saluting*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
SO who are the head people here?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Honestly same
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
YAY!!!!
* O.O *
Say WHAT now with the garlic butter?
O_o
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Milaou
I'm the Studly Spud.
Welcome to Spiritus, new friend.
Here....have a potato!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!! 😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
MmmmmmÂ…garlic butter.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Suddenly interested; what was said "incident"...?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Garlic Butter?
We have plenty of it here. Why not visit us?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Marshi.
garlic bread
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
garlic bread
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
shut up you bambi
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Zombies aren't vampires.
[nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] discovered that too late.
The discovery left him with quite the impression.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Is it possible to make bread from potatoes? Because we need to find a way to combine garlic bread and potatoes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
It's a beautiful thing called potato bread. It's pretty good.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
tfw you stay up all night crying because you remember your life is meaningless
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
Same.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
AHHHHH, the name!
Start the war machine!
🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌
🏭🏭🏭🏭🏭🏭
🔱🍸🍶🍹🍷
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
AHHHHH!
The Salaxalans
If there are kids in the room,cover their eyes!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Hello everybody!
Have some donuts🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
[spoiler=Refrigerator]🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍰🍰🍰🍫🍫🍫🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍅🍅🍅🍆🍆🍆🍆🍇🍇🍇🍇🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍉🍉🍉🍈🍈🍈🍑🍑🍑🍒🍒🍒🍍🍍🍍🌰🍋[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Freezer]🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍧🍧🍦🍦🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨[/spoiler]
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Who puts donuts and nuts in the fridge?
They need to see! This is the reality of life!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
[spoiler=do not open]Yaaaaas![/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jolly Old St Nicholas
I don't have to open it to see what is inside. I just have to quote it.
Also, that is horrible, I would like to have your face make the acquaintance with a clay based building material.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Potatogion
* high-pitched shrieking *
There's no place like home.
Find your happy place . . .
There's no place like home.
Find your happy place . . .
There's no place like home.
* ear-splitting, girly scream *
Noooooooooooooooo!
* runs around babbling incoherently *
* arms flailing wildly like [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] *
buh-buh-butt . . . buh-butter . . . gah-gah-gar-garlic . . .
* runs away from Spiritus, bug-eyed and foaming at the mouth, his screams fading . . . *
Noooooooooooooooo!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Potatogion
*arms flailing*
WHAT IS GOING ON!
AHHHHHHHH!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
What
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
It could have been worse, [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation].
It could have happened to me.
If I in a bout if insanity forgot the difference between vampires and zombies.
And if I suddenly lost the ability to run.
And if I was stupid enough to taunt JZJ from an insecure location.
...
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation], I have an idea for a new poll:
Was the happening with garlic and JZJ M's own fault?
-Yes
-He didn't know what he was doing! So no.
-He's a masochist. So yes.
-What happened? Counts as yes.
-He's an amateur. I vote yes.
-Potato! A yes, probably.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
*collapses*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Potatogion
Ummmm....it's kinda like this....
[nation=short]the_jedi-zombi_jezus[/nation] deeply traumatised [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]....
[nation=short]alekseandrea[/nation] triggered him....
[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] had a meltdown....
[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] triggered [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]....
[nation=short]russinadia[/nation] is in crisis mode. Give him a minute, or a potato cookie, he'll be OK.
But I think somebody really broke [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation]!
Oops!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Potatogion, Jolly Old St Nicholas
[nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] didn't end his post with his classic "M." and that's a surefire sign something is rotten in the state of Spiritus.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Potatogion
*Gets up*
I'm fine now. I just had to have a quick nap.
That's true! [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] is probably dying!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Potatogion
Hej!
Happy Epithany Everyone!
Thanks
Atlanna
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Russinadia, Potatogion
*sits up in bed*
*looks at the clock*
*looks at the camera and sscreams*
Holy nuts I've been gone for a long time! At least I haven't missed much since there hasn't been a pollÂ
*glares at [nation=shortnoflag]The Salaxalans[/nation]*
I guessÂ…happy new year everyone, even if it's a little late.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Cyrtes, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Welcome back! I thought you'd died! You were gone for *checks watch* 18 whole days!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion
I just completely forgot that nationstates even existed until I saw a potato. Then suddenly I remembered my planet floating through the dark expanses of space, all my people scared and alone without their beloved leader.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
i guess you're not a very good
( •_•)>⌐■-■
dic-tater
(⌐■_■)
yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Post self-deleted by Elfshire.
also, i just noticed that Marky Mark Marks just joined us. welcome, marky mark!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
can u declare war in this game
Answer is No.
You may think that is me, but it isn't...
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
*yeaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Not technically, but figuratively. A region can invade a pen other region and take the world assembly delagate position over, effectively seizing the power over the region.
Invasion happens when a bunch of nations move into another region and endorse a pre-designated nation.
In spiritus, we don't invade; spiritus is a peaceful region.
The Salaxalans, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Coran States, Jolly Old St Nicholas
99% percent of my time on the RMB is basically
*typing*
*reading what I typed*
...Nah. *deletes*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can't take all the credit.
It was a group effort.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
Watched "Passengers" yesterday.
[list]
[*]The plot stinks. (Stockholm syndrome IN SPACE + a ship less reliable than a politician.)
[*]The science stinks. (Inertia is apparently a concept too complex. How on earth does that magical shield work?)
[*]All onboard systems were programmed by typewriting monkeys.
(Vital and non-vital processes aren't separated. Well, none of the processes are really separated. They are allowed to influence each other at will. And they don't start shutting down non-vital stuff for more calculating power. That would be too sensible.)
[*]The ship was designed as a very expensive death trap. (Barely safety features, a lack of easily reached manual overrides, no back-ups, no proper shielding, failing "fail-proof" systems, nothing is designed with zero-G in mind)
[*]They apparently don't get space travel. (Weight is expensive! Large open spaces are wasted air. The ship is completely pressurised. Why on earth wake them months before their destination? The weight needed to make this possible is ridiculously high.)
[*]And everything on the ship is poorly organised. (Crew can't be awakened in a before awakening-emergency, Authorisation is hard-coded, stuff already works when NOBODY is supposed to be awake. Having spare parts, but none of the crew awake. No cryosleep facilities.)
[/list]
I might have forgotten a few things.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The fact that you still watched the whole thing does prove that it wasn't too bad, though.
And yes, I think you did forget something.
There are people that still want to watch that movie.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I watched the dreaded movie called "Titanic". Completely.
The fact that one watches a movie fully doesn't mean it's good.
Yes, such an unpredictable plot *cough cough*, and I, monster that I am, spoil it.
Partially.
Oh, and the trailer lies.
People don't go to these type of movies for the well-crafted and intricate plot.
Plus, I haven't spoilered that much. The trailer spoils almost as much as I did.
So, do you want to watch it?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That poll is not just a low hanging fruit; its a potato.
At least I'm not alone.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
random thought i just had - we should make a Spiritus discord chat
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Everyone uses the IRC channel mostly; there's a link in the WFE.
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Quality!
Huzzah!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Mmmmmm... Lunch! 😋
Regional Happenings:
6 hours ago: Jeriste ceased to exist.
6 hours ago: Conta rico ceased to exist.
6 hours ago: Potanadia ceased to exist.
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, The Parron Republic
I might still.
And yes, the fact that one watches a movie fully doesn't mean it is good, but it does mean it wasn't so bad that one loses interest, and walks away. Or literally flees. I've watched one or two movies that were either so disgusting or badly made that caused me to walk away from them. So, if one watches an entire movie, it isn't too bad.
And you're right, people don't go to these type of movies for the well-crafted and intricate plot, but for mindless fun. Which can be a worthy cause of itself.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Audriany.
66% of Spiritus: !@#$%^& (ex: your mom) ceased to exist.
12% of Spiritus: !@#$%^& (ex: daddy) arrived from $%^*&^ (ex: badland)
12% of Spiritus: !@#$%^& (ex: uncreative usernames made by Audriany) departed this region for ^&%%^ (ex: youbutbetter)
9% of Spiritus: YOU'ALL BEAUTIFUL PEEPL!
1% of Spiritus: me
[spoiler=plz read] i worked hard on this so plz like it,thx,,,,,edit: i know i am idiot at math [/spoiler]
The Salaxalans, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
*quietly farts*
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
You failed at basic adding.
You "fixed" it. And it's still wrong.
Since we are with around 400 Spiritians, the you in Spirutus is closer to 0.25% than one percent.
0.25 is a number you round down, not up.
So there's 0% of you in Spiritus.
Congratulations.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas
Award for most random RMB post of 2017.
Award for most despicable RMB post of 2017.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You sincerely hit my feelings with this one.
!@#$.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I thought that was my 'spoiling' "Passengers"-post.
Audriany
If you hadn't mentioned it, I would probably never have noticed.
Besides, I quoted the non-original. That should count for something, no?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
i heard that
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou, Itrosomia, Jolly Old St Nicholas
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