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I exercise my Citizenship rights and Vote! to 🔥burn🔥 the Platypus again!

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:http://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/183/spiritus-legislature-election-voting-thread

Okay! It's happening! Everyone stay calm! STAY CALM! Legislature election! 😁

ah, good ol' democracy

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The Grimm Reaper wrote:ONCE AGAIN, I AM HERE...

[sub]THIS WILL OFCOURSE ATTRACT A PLAGUE OF FROGS.[/sub]

Alekseandrea & Please Be Kind And Rewind will be busy kissing every one of them!

Poor froggies. 🐸

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Eesh . . . talk about poking a hornet's nest! 😮

M.

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My simulations project a 99.4% probability of an emotional tirade from one or both of the 'Terror Twins' aimed at eviscerating [nation=noflag]Muahhahah[/nation].

MxR

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Memenferno wrote:With potato, no one shall suffer from hunger.

Yeah man, feed the World! 🥔🌍👫❤️☮️✌️

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Muahhahah wrote:Alekseandrea & Please Be Kind And Rewind will be busy kissing every one of them!

Poor froggies. 🐸

My dear Muahhahah, I would like to inform you that neither of us needs or wants a prince.

We are strong, independent and are the reason why they are frogs.

But even if we would want one, you wouldn't be receiving any kisses. You might resemble a frog, but we know the difference between frogs and toads.

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Alekseandrea wrote:. . . but we know the difference between frogs and toads.

Through trial and error, no doubt, I'm sure you've French-kissed them all before sucking out their souls and crushing their dreams.

The classic Succubot Squeeze! 😱

M.

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:My simulations project a 99.4% probability of an emotional tirade from one or both of the 'Terror Twins' aimed at eviscerating [nation=noflag]Muahhahah[/nation].

MxR

My simulations project a 100% certainty of an emotional tirade from one or both of the 'Terror Twins' aimed at eviscerating and emasculating [nation=noflag]Matrixulated[/nation].

[sub]##. . . Safety Mode Initiated . . .##[/sub]

MxR

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Matrixulated wrote:Eesh . . . talk about poking a hornet's nest! 😮

M.

Uhh..."Monkey see, monkey do?" 🐒

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Mehhh . . . she's old, and in to her dotage. I have to prod her every now and again just to make sure there's some life left in the cantankerous beldam. 🙄

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Through trial and error, no doubt, I'm sure you've French-kissed them all before sucking out their souls and crushing their dreams.

The classic Succubot Squeeze! 😱

M.

Wikipedia exists, you know.

Besides, why are you making such a fuss about soul-sucking? Souls are environmentally friendly, vegan and you never had or will have one.

Matrixulated wrote:Mehhh . . . she's old, and in to her dotage. I have to prod her every now and again just to make sure there's some life left in the cantankerous beldam. 🙄

M.

It seems it's time for a clean install, my unreal friend.

You're acting more delusional than usual.

I wonder where I left my Windows ME installation disk...

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Alekseandrea wrote:. . . I wonder where I left my Windows ME installation disk...

This inferior "Operating System" has been redacted and deleted from the Codestream.

For stability you should invest in Windows 7 Professional.

End of line.

MxR

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Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:This inferior "Operating System" has been redacted and deleted from the Codestream.

For stability you should invest in Windows 7 Professional.

End of line.

MxR

Have you tried TinOS?

It has more features than the majority of bricks! It is also incredibly efficient!

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Heh heh heh, it is so entertaining -although slightly tragic- watching a Yandere go after her Kamidere.

✌️😉✌️[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] 💞❣️💞 [nation=noflag]Matrixulated[/nation]

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At the risk of incurring excessive amounts of mockery directed at myself, I am pleased to announce that we have a legislature! Elections are over, and your new legislators are Rogamark, Timothy Snyder, Ltin, Salaxalans, and, much to your chagrin I'm sure, myself. If you have any ideas or suggestions, message me and we'll see about getting them implemented. I'm excited!

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And if he doesn't want to do it, message me and maybe I will impliment it over his objections!

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I mean, we'll see

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Muahhahah wrote:Heh heh heh, it is so entertaining -although slightly tragic- watching a Yandere go after her Kamidere.

✌️😉✌️[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] 💞❣️💞 [nation=noflag]Matrixulated[/nation]

Ironic.

You have revealed your weeb-ness to the whole RMB! Gone is the little respect you received from others on the RMB! You now are the social equivalent of an infectous leper!

You tried to embarrass me, but all you've done is embarrass yourself!

I would like to say that that is a tragedy, but it isn't. A real tragedy requires one to fall from a position of greatness. You went from a metaphorical leper to an infectious metaphorical leper.

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Muahhahah wrote:✌️😉✌️[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation]

🤭

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Alekseandrea wrote: You went from a metaphorical leper to an infectious metaphorical leper.

😆

Boom! 💥 Head-shot! 🤤🔫

Muahhahah gets PWNED!

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Muahhahah wrote:Alekseandrea & Please Be Kind And Rewind will be busy kissing every one of them!

Poor froggies. 🐸

Muahhahah wrote:Heh heh heh, it is so entertaining -although slightly tragic- watching a Yandere go after her Kamidere.

✌️😉✌️[nation=noflag]Alekseandrea[/nation] 💞❣️💞 [nation=noflag]Matrixulated[/nation]

Can't one of you invertebrates in the so-called 'Legislature' do some legislating and put Muahhahah in a Trolling time-out? 😡

Or just ban him from the RMB for a spell? 😕

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Can't one of you invertebrates in the so-called 'Legislature' do some legislating and put Muahhahah in a Trolling time-out? 😡

Or just ban him from the RMB for a spell? 😕

I would reccomend you send one of your legislators, such as me or Platypus, a telegram or Discord DM for such a proposal.

You never know. Maybe somebody will do it!

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Muahhahah wrote:Heh heh heh, it is so entertaining -although slightly tragic- watching a Yandere go after her Kamidere.

I must be old! I had to ask my 22 year-old daughter what the Hell Moohah was prattling on about.

Ehh, young people with their Internet fuelled and enhanced fetishes. 🤬

M.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:At the risk of incurring excessive amounts of mockery directed at myself, I am pleased to announce that we have a legislature! Elections are over, and your new legislators are Rogamark, Timothy Snyder, Ltin, Salaxalans, and, much to your chagrin I'm sure, myself. If you have any ideas or suggestions, message me and we'll see about getting them implemented. I'm excited!

Congratulations to all who were elected! Please serve your region well.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Can't one of you invertebrates in the so-called 'Legislature' do some legislating and put Muahhahah in a Trolling time-out? 😡

Or just ban him from the RMB for a spell? 😕

Or we could shoot him in the face with a bazooka, maybe, a little bit, I'm just saying...😋

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😯

MxR

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What's this bazooka nonsense? Why not just roll over him with a steamroller?

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Versatran wrote:Or we could shoot him in the face with a bazooka, maybe, a little bit, I'm just saying...😋

That gets my vote! 😁👍👍

Consigahria wrote:What's this bazooka nonsense? Why not just roll over him with a steamroller?

I like this too...hmm choices. 🤔

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:That gets my vote! 😁👍👍

I like this too...hmm choices. 🤔

Would you prefer Hans to get ze flammenwerfer?

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Haremm wrote:Would you prefer Hans to ze flammenwerfer?

Eh? Is Hans the driver of the steamroller? The other thing is some kind of rocket to the face thing?

Could we do both? 😀

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Both. Twice. Just to be thorough.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:

Could we do both? 😀

Is it too much to ask for both?

(also I kinda forgot to add an important thing to what I said earlier)

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New poll!

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We did it again! Another excellent poll!

Well done you, and us. 😉

Although, as a major movie aficionado I would loooove to have multiple choices on this poll! 😏

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:We did it again! Another excellent poll!

Well done you, and us. 😉

Although, as a major movie aficionado I would loooove to have multiple choices on this poll! 😏

I'm limited by the technology of 2003.

They didn't have multiple choice polls back then, you see.

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"How do you know a film will be bad?"

If it's either a live action adaptation of a book or an anime series.

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ATTENTION LOYAL SPIRITANS!

WE HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE PLATYPODEAN MENACE! THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SPREAD THEIR INFLUENCE AND CORRUPT THOSE NOBLE POTATOISTS WHO INHABIT OUR FAIR REGION!

THE POTATO LEGIONS MARCH AT DAWN TO TAKE ON THE PLATYPODEAN FORCES!

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY POTATO

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THE POTATOES SHALL RISE

THE PLATYPI WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE MIGHT OF THE EMPIRE

ENLIST TODAY, AND BE BACK BY CHRISTMAS

FORWARDS, TO GLORY!

This message was brought to you by the Divine Potato Emperor's Ministry of Recruitment TM

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I would like to stress peace and Spiritan unity!

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Ltin Corporation wrote:I would like to stress peace and Spiritan unity!

Yes under the Potato banner!

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The Salaxalans wrote:Yes under the Potato banner!

No, under the Spiritus banner!

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The Salaxalans wrote:ATTENTION LOYAL SPIRITANS!

WE HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE PLATYPODEAN MENACE! THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SPREAD THEIR INFLUENCE AND CORRUPT THOSE NOBLE POTATOISTS WHO INHABIT OUR FAIR REGION!

THE POTATO LEGIONS MARCH AT DAWN TO TAKE ON THE PLATYPODEAN FORCES!

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY POTATO

Uhh, I have questions! 🤔

Is this legal? Is this a rogue splinter group trying to usurp power? Are you using your evil manipulating mind-controlling powers to incite . . . * thud! *

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Matrixulated wrote:Uhh, I have questions! 🤔

Is this legal? Is this a rogue splinter group trying to usurp power? Are you using your evil manipulating mind-controlling powers to incite . . . * thud! *

Oh dear... he fell. >;3

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Consigahria wrote:Oh dear... he fell. >;3

😁...it wasn't us!

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Alekseandrea wrote:I'm limited by the technology of 2003...

Is that when your 'model' of Succubot was unleashed upon this world? 😜

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The Salaxalans wrote:Yes under the Potato banner!

Uh...

Ltin Corporation wrote:No, under the Spiritus banner!

Ah...

The Salaxalans wrote:WE HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE PLATYPODEAN MENACE!

Whatever's...I'm In! 😎

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Versatran wrote:Is that when your 'model' of Succubot was unleashed upon this world? 😜

This explains a lot. My superior design and advanced architecture would 'sneer' at such obsolete technology . . . were my systems capable of simulating such a physical expression. 😶

MxR

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Versatran wrote:Is that when your 'model' of Succubot was unleashed upon this world? 😜

Nationstates was started in 2003 you troglodyte!

Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:This explains a lot. My superior design and advanced architecture would 'sneer' at such obsolete technology . . . were my systems capable of simulating such a physical expression. 😶

MxR

You're just a magic 8 ball with a superiority complex.

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Muahhahah wrote:Heh heh heh, it is so entertaining -although slightly tragic- watching a Yandere go after her Kamidere.

✌️😉✌️[murdered mentions to avoid having anyone else be mentioned by this abomination. ]

Woah woah woah, I just heard a non-Japanese use Japanese terms. For a moment I thought that this meant that I would have to talk to someone, until I saw you.

Stop trying to imitate those from the Land of the Rising Sun in speech without adopting their mannerisms. Such a shame to your already disgraced family. Seriously, “yandere”? “Kamidere”? I slurp my ramen loudly and yet am still insulted and disgusted at your speech.

Put the mask down, it’s not fooling anyone even with the sign advertising free kisses. No one kisses slutty slugs.

The Salaxalans wrote:...MARCH AT DAWN...

Yes! We set off at dawn to water the fields of potatoes in Spiritus...

[spoiler]...WITH FIRE AND STEEL!

LONG LIVE THE SEVEN INVINCIBLE STARS!

[/spoiler]

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POTATOISTS! WE MARCH TO TAKE ON THE PLATYPODEAN HERETICS! THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING OUR ASSAULT, IT WILL BE QUICK AND BRUTAL!

A POTATO FOR ALL!

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*waves inexplicably long French fry wand*

Solanum tuberosum!

Now we have the potatoes' blessing and protection!

[spoiler][sub]Seriously, solanine is toxic. Beware![/sub][/spoiler]

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Look at this mess! Just look at it...

I go away for a few days and I come back to open insurrection, death threats, gross 1st Amendment trampling, post-menopausal hot flashes, rantings and tantrums...what a mess! 🤯

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🥔💂✊

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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE SUPREME PLATYPUS OF SPIRITUS!

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Wait, direct-to-video means a bad film?!

I am a believer of the "Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time is a million times better than Cinderella 2" statement.

Pray continue.

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I just realised that ‘slutty slugs’ actually alliterates, oh stars forgive me.

Muahhahah wrote:Look at this mess! Just look at it...

I go away for a few days and I come back to open insurrection, death threats, gross 1st Amendment trampling, post-menopausal hot flashes, rantings and tantrums...what a mess! 🤯

Messes can be cleaned up, however one such as you cannot be cleaned, what with that dirty mouth eating dirty ‘food’ after accepting dirty money from the bloody hands of some depraved, masochistic animal.

I mean, I get that you are desperate and all, but this is an act so low it makes me seem like some kind of angel.

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I have offered peace to the potato fanatics and anarchists led by the one they call Salaxalans, but with arrogance and disdain he declined my offer. I do not want war, for I hate to see a species as long-lived and respected as the potato destroyed. Nevertheless, war we must have. By the power of Platypism, I condemn Salaxalans and his rogue band of brainwashed spud-doctrinated cronies. The potatoes will fall, and they will subsequently be mashed. All Hail Platypism!

Oh, and Ltin Corporation's cheap attempt to score political points by mediating is as transparent as it is hollow.

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Had it been the avians receiving the lovely and fiery petitions from the potato worshippers, I would have happily kept the attention my loving crew on sending the potato farmers some free and hot wings. As it is however, it seems that there might be twice the mouths to feed this time around.

Oh well, it’s not like I lack any large boxes to deliver them in, time to send out the ‘family deals’. Fresh and spicy as ordered.

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TSP Delegate voting continues unabated... dead Lazarene voters and all?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1238209

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:

Oh, and Ltin Corporation's cheap attempt to score political points by mediating is as transparent as it is hollow.

My calls for peace are not attempts to score political points! To say as such is to make you an enemy of peace! I COULD DESTROY YOUR PLATYPUS BODY IF I WANTED TO!

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To Hell with this madness! - I'm out of here!

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Canarda wrote:To Hell with this madness! - I'm out of here!

*waving* Goodbye! ^-^

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Parrona wrote:...Fresh and spicy as ordered.

Ooh wings, I love wings! 😍

Can I get a dozen, with mild Buffalo sauce, extra sauce please?

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The Salaxalans wrote:POTATOISTS!

A POTATO FOR ALL!

Woah, dude, like chill man!

I thought the Holy Tuber represented peace and love, man. ✌️💓

War is a bummer. 😟

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Cardboard Lootbox wrote:Ooh wings, I love wings! 😍

Can I get a dozen, with mild Buffalo sauce, extra sauce please?

Sure, you wanted more mild Buffalo sauce right?

We will get it sent as soon as possible, just mind the Buffalo sauce: our customers praised it for being quite intoxicating.

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Parrona wrote:Oh well, it’s not like I lack any large boxes to deliver them in, time to send out the ‘family deals’. Fresh and spicy as ordered.

Ah me wants to order 'Family Deal' cookie sampler please.

Me tip da delivery boy good if him gets here fast.

How long on dat? 🤔

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I've been gone for 3 days and war has broke out?! What on Spiritus is happening here?!

proceeds to eat potato-platypus flavored popcorn

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Parrona wrote:...it makes me seem like some kind of angel.

Azazel, Azza or Uzza? 🤨

You've definitely Fallen.

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Muahhahah wrote:Azazel, Azza or Uzza? 🤨

You've definitely Fallen.

Already infinitely better than what you are at heart, so I would say that I look like all three combined.

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Ah me wants to order 'Family Deal' cookie sampler please.

Me tip da delivery boy good if him gets here fast.

How long on dat? 🤔

Just give me your current location, stay still and the delivery shall be made in under five minutes. Rest assured that there will be tungsten rods numerous cookies to go around for your family, after all, you ordered that along with the ‘family deal’.

Or you can just eat everything like some greedy bastard, but who am I to talk about vice?

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Oh my God. That got dark real fast. x3

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Poor Cookie Monster.

Moving on...

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Vote here for a larger sample size!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=145259

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English, Spanish, French.

Anyone else? 😕

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American and that's all I need! 😤

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Monolingual, bilingual, trilingual, let's just say I'm a multitalented cunninglinguist. 😜

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Muahhahah wrote:Monolingual, bilingual, trilingual, let's just say I'm a multitalented cunninglinguist. 😜

When you call my name it's like a little prayer

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there...

*dances back to home region*

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Madonna Queendom wrote:When you call my name it's like a little prayer

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there...

*dances back to home region*

W T F . . . 😲

M.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:English, Spanish, French.

Anyone else? 😕

Fluently? English.

Passable? French, German, Spanish & Portuguese.

Conversational? Greek, Gulf Arabic, Darija, Farsi, Tagalog and Maori.

I'm still learning Americanish. 😉

I'd like to learn Japanese.

And whatever it is that Cookie Monster speaks. 🙄

M.

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*sets out a basket of potatoes*

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Searching databanks . . .

Are Potatoes poisonous to Platypus if consumed?

Scanning . . .

MxR

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The Greater Utopian Ascendancy wrote:Vote here for a larger sample size!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=145259

Do programming languages count?

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I have realized the error of my ways, I am returning to spreading potatoey goodness through peace and harmony. I don't know what came over me!

*sets out another basket of potatoes*

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Ltin Corporation wrote:Do programming languages count?

If it's a language, it counts, man.

Just ask Beaker or the Swedish Chef, uhh, if you can understand those dudes.

Animal has his own jive, man, it ain't even Muppet.

So yeah, dude, like the language of ☮️ and ❤️ it's all groovy, man. ✌️

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Versatran wrote:American and that's all I need! 😤

Just like how savage only needs to eat, drink and sleep. Indeed, I agree that you only need the bare necessities.

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Ltin Corporation wrote:Do programming languages count?

Does a fat dog fart?

MxR

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The Salaxalans wrote:I have realized the error of my ways, I am returning to spreading potatoey goodness through peace and harmony. I don't know what came over me!

*sets out another basket of potatoes*

In the immortal words of Admiral Akbar...

"It's a trap!"

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Hey all! Just checking in, stay Studly!

🥔💓🥔

Huzzah!

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The Salaxalans wrote:POTATOISTS! WE MARCH TO TAKE ON THE PLATYPODEAN HERETICS! THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING OUR ASSAULT, IT WILL BE QUICK AND BRUTAL!

A POTATO FOR ALL!

Woah! What is this?

Everybody please remember who we are...

[list]🙏 🥔 🙏

KEEP

CALM

and

WORSHIP

POTATO

🙏 🥔 🙏[/list]

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Muahhahah wrote:Monolingual, bilingual, trilingual, let's just say I'm a multitalented cunninglinguist. 😜

Crass and uncouth. Wash your mouth out with soap. Reprobate! 🤬

Huzzah!

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English, Japanese, and Sign Language.

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Consigahria wrote:English, Japanese, and Sign Language.

American Sign Language or International? Aren't there different types, which boggles my mind 🤯 of signing?

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Crass and uncouth. Wash your mouth out with soap. Reprobate! 🤬

Huzzah!

Yay, Spuddles!

Well said young man.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:American Sign Language or International? Aren't there different types, which boggles my mind 🤯 of signing?

I did not know that. 😮

You live and learn! Wonderful. 🤗

M.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:. . .Wash your mouth out with soap.

Huzzah!

If I had a pound for every time Granny Cantera said that to you, Spuddles, my oh my! 🤫

I remember at least one time when she bent you over the kitchen sink and shoved a bar of Dettol in your gob! 😂

M.

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It was a bar of Fairy Liquid, pink, and tasted like roses. But not repeated.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, Unc! 💙

Huzzah!

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🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

🥔...today! Huzzah!

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:American Sign Language or International? Aren't there different types, which boggles my mind 🤯 of signing?

ASL :P

Most countries have their own sign language, and there is an international sign language.

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Matrixulated wrote:Fluently? English.

Passable? French, German, Spanish & Portuguese.

Conversational? Greek, Gulf Arabic, Darija, Farsi, Tagalog and Maori.

I'm still learning Americanish. 😉

I'd like to learn Japanese.

And whatever it is that Cookie Monster speaks. 🙄

M.

Oh, hey, I know that one.

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Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Oh, hey, I know that one.

Ooh, nice. Very exotic and romantic. There's a bunch of Brazilian guys at my bf's gym that he trains with and I love listening to them.

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