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WE CAN WIN

You might, you might not. That is the thrill.

May the best Potato win

I feel the need to answer all of these

1. blood flow to the skin is strongly promoted by sleep. Perhaps when we do not get enough sleep, that results in restricted blood flow to the skin - which in turn would make us look more pale and tired.

2. People can be indefinitely intelligent

3. Yes, it has happened

4. ...through the same hole

5. No but the name is the same!

6. Yes

7. Yes

8. Yes

9. They never will

10. because we developed individual numbers to count from one to fifteen (or so) before we developed a systematic way of expressing all numbers

11. Because they are clinically insane

12. Yes, although you shouldn't

13. Yes, but it is easier to clean

14. Both

I will figure out an elaborate game to decide the winner! Maybe a Rock Paper Scissors tournament. OrÂ… UhÂ… I donÂ’t know, anyone have any ideas?

Yes

Eyes of Potato

With so many eyes, what do you see?

What wondrous sights do you hope to find,

and what wisdom does it grant?

All I know is few others search so hard.

I know I'm not running, but I gave it a shot anyways. Maybe Old Zealand Founder would like to also add a poem (except I just discovered they ceased to exist 11 days ago)

IÂ’m creative!

Waiting for a poem from the other candidate then we can begin the judging! :P

This is an alt account for Greater old Zealand, I have a stupendous potato poem, to an extent.

A World Without Potatoes is a World Without Good

Here we have no famine and we have no plague

for where there are potatoes there are no mistakes

this is not Ireland nor is it 1845, we are destined for greatness

and greatness will come for where there are potatoes there is good

Potatoes have guided and they have saved for their all-seeing eyes

will never haze, Potatoes built this land and we shall cherish it until the last fry is left to die

Boiled, mashed, baked, or sweet they lead us all to a better land.

A land free from worry or trouble of the past, a land where all can have a break at last,

A land that is known by all as Spiritus, a land I am proud to call home.

This is not my song or my poem it is an anthem and a beacon of hope for all of Spiritus and for which others to cope

because there is no place like potato land, a good land.

Okay I shall take both poems into account and randomly appoint some other judges to consult.

YAY DEMOCRACY

After much thought and after eating many potatoes for clarity I declare Greater Old Zealand the winner of the poetry tiebreaker! Congratulations to our new Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!!! And thank you Jiesfana for your poem, this was a fun way to break the tie.

Thank you all

And so will I.

See you at the next election then.

Yup dead

no

SLAVERY IS NOT THE SAME AS SENDING POLITICAL OPPONENTS TO FORCED LABOR

Yes, go to the mines, the potato mines.

Same

Hello

Hi

Nothing much, just potatoes and stuff.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1610033

Was looking to include the courts, parliament and other boring stuff in there later. The Court of Owls from the Batman comics seemed like an interesting conspiracy idea to put there too. Hope you guys like this one too!

PS: Next one i'm planning to write about this: [spoiler]The Blood Curse of House Cormorants[/spoiler] .. But this time in Occultos Terras's factbook like a "Roleplay-type Factbook"? Hehehe

Hi

95+95=190

199 / 7392063 = 0.00002692076

ThatÂ’s a nice flag you have there!

when potato

it was met as a statement, but IÂ’m interested either way

What

whither!?

ZOMBIES

So we playing as zombie faction?

It is in the Fifth Dimension, called “The Day Before Tomorrow”

greatings

and you are me

For those of you with cure missiles who are looking for something to shoot, IT IS TIME

Here are our first set of targets:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=macolion

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kresha

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=republic_of_lmanburg

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=argenda

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=west_erwitamika

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=isengegal

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=huntapa

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=mystic_arcane

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaneton

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tastycake_federation

After that we will be continuing using the list here: https://nationstates.net/page=zombies. We're starting with those with the highest zombification rate and working our way down. But for now avoid bombing people who are actively researching, and definitely do not shoot missiles at someone who is actively shooting missiles at someone else.

I'm on it!

Ima stop helping high populations it takes forever

Reminder: do not hit nations that are currently firing cure missiles. That prevents them from firing their own missiles

So how do I actually use my cures? I think I have a few ready but the buttons are greyed out.

Apparently, my cure research restarted from 0

Thanks, but unfortunately I'm dumb and hit a horde button

How do I cure

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AAAAAAAAA

More nations!

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=an_inviting_spirit

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=twilight_town

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_alemanni

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=free_guardians

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sovreignry_spiritus_ii

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=dawnonia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=worble_wuufu

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=feirmont

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_empire

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kialga

Also: your own missiles will be more effective the fewer zombies you have. If you want us to bring your infection rate down, let us know.

Enjoy being zombie free! We keep ours here for research purposes.

Oh god, oh f*ck, aw geez

I accidentally cancelled socialism in my country again. Aw man it'll take ages to bring that back.

It'd be my pleasure, I've got plenty of firepower on hand.