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Culveria wrote:that actually sounds fun to do. want to devastate a nation with me sometime? we could devastate it truly horribly

Yeah, we could...

Culveria wrote:but which nation would be able to survive three seconds of two gods going berserk on them?
No nation could survive such an attack, and ofcourse we could draw out and extend the period of pain and suffering indefinitely; allowing the destruction of that nation to occur at the moment of our choosing...

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:that guy. how about that guy? lets kill'im

I don't kill people or nations simply because of stupidity or lack of brains, infact quite the opposite! - A nation has to have some level of intelligence and brains to attract our attention - Afterall, my hordes have to eat, I however do not eat...

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yeah, we could...No nation could survive such an attack, and ofcourse we could draw out and extend the period of pain and suffering indefinitely; allowing the destruction of that nation to occur at the moment of our choosing...

*nods* true. who doesnt wish to be destroyed completely and utterly?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I don't kill people or nations simply because of stupidity or lack of brains, infact quite the opposite! - A nation has to have some level of intelligence and brains to attract our attention - Afterall, my hordes have to eat, I however do not eat...

true

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Mmmmmm bRrAaAi¡i¡iNnNzzzzz...

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

hmmmmmmm we should make a new creation

Culveria wrote:hmmmmmmm we should make a new creation

This sounds wrong.

Even in context.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:This sounds wrong.

Even in context.

*puncches @Aleksandrea* what the *bleep* WHY THE FUDGE WOULD YOU TAKE THAT WRONG OH GOODNESS I SEE IT NOW *BLEEP* *hits head on wall* darn you @Aleksandrea why??? i meant that me and jzj should make zombie dragons. a fusion of our creations

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I don't kill people or nations simply because of stupidity or lack of brains, infact quite the opposite! - A nation has to have some level of intelligence and brains to attract our attention - Afterall, my hordes have to eat, I however do not eat...

The hoovie is the smartest of all the mercs though. He just seems stupid because he can't speak English well.

Mrglglglgland, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:The hoovie is the smartest of all the mercs though. He just seems stupid because he can't speak English well.

then can we kill him?

Culveria wrote:then can we kill him?

If you want to pay his life insurance. The heavy is super rich and has the best life insurance. If you kill him you will have to pay 10 million or more.

Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:If you want to pay his life insurance. The heavy is super rich and has the best life insurance. If you kill him you will have to pay 10 million or more.

darn

i could but.... its my money so no

It probably wouldn't be so bad for a leader of a country worth 24.5 trillion dollars, but inconveniences are annoying.

yeah. so ill just get my friend Reaper to kill him

That might work. Unless the Oberwatch Foundation is weaker than Red Corp.

Faulknation

i dont know. theyre both extremely powerful.

or maybe ill just give him... a bad time *my left eye starts to glow a light blue*

He might just heal himself with a sandvich.

and ill eat all the sandviches!

You can make him into a sandvich factory.

THE COMMIES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Faulknation

Dern commies with their sandviches.

ill eat all the bread and burn all the bread ingredients. then theres no sandviches

Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:while I'm not a fan of all the fighting, I could go for a good ol' rousing round of nuking [nation=short]Audriany[/nation]

For some stupid reason.

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:You've got a point [nation=short]faulknation[/nation]. Everyone seems to just love to fight each other, when we need to fight other people. I remember a while ago when we were all united against International Northwestern Union. What happened to those days? I guess [nation=short]Audriany[/nation] could also be nuked.

For some stupid reason.

What about potato bread, or even pumpkin bread, or…monkey bread? Will you eat all the monkies in the world?

You all little forgot how it is to be on the battlefield fightin' like a gentleman,on the horses,in the tanks,flying in the air,higher and higher!

How about I take all your nukes away,eh?

Audriany wrote:For some stupid reason.

Audriany wrote:You all little forgot how it is to be on the battlefield fightin' like a gentleman,on the horses,in the tanks,flying in the air,higher and higher!

How about I take all your nukes away,eh?

That is the reason why we would nuke you.

I do remember that, but alas those days are gone. Now war is filled with WMDs and drones. BACK WITH TRIAL BY DUEL!

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

How about I make my soldiers invincible.

You all die.

End of story.

Russinadia wrote:What about potato bread, or even pumpkin bread, or…monkey bread? Will you eat all the monkies in the world?

no ill just get rid of all other ingredients that are required

Audriany wrote:How about I make my soldiers invincible.

You all die.

End of story.

then ill put them in the void. nothing but a god can survive the void.

i use dragons and mythical forbidden weapons

What about wheat and barley?! I need ma' alcohol man!

Culveria wrote:then ill put them in the void. nothing but a god can survive the void.

I'd have to disagree, jester dragon. For you see, I am a Bard aligned with the aspect of Void. I am one with it.

Audriany wrote:How about I make my soldiers invincible.

You all die.

End of story.

well actually making them invincible would make your army the weakest cause they cant touch anything if theyre invincible

Faulknation

Mrglglglgland wrote:I'd have to disagree, jester dragon. For you see, I am a Bard aligned with the aspect of Void. I am one with it.

im not a jester. *smashes potato*

Culveria wrote:im not a jester. *smashes potato*

*looks at smashed potato* Darn! Just when it was starting to calm down a little bit...

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria wrote:im not a jester. *smashes potato*

Are you sure of this, chartalan harlequin?

Mrglglglgland wrote:Are you sure of this, chartalan harlequin?

i am the god Draconos! I AM NO JESTER!!! I AM A CREATOR AND A DESTROYER!!! I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Culveria wrote:well actually making them invincible would make your army the weakest cause they cant touch anything if theyre invincible

Do you mean invisible?

Culveria wrote:i am the god Draconos! I AM NO JESTER!!! I AM A CREATOR AND A DESTROYER!!! I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There he goes again, the big ol' boondoggler.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Do you mean invisible?

no i dont.

Mrglglglgland wrote:There he goes again, the big ol' boondoggler.

a what did you call me?

I called you a big ol' boondoggler. Did those exclamatin points drain your intelligence points? Perhaps invest a few more in charisma when you reroll your character again.

Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Faulknation wrote:*looks at smashed potato* Darn! Just when it was starting to calm down a little bit...

This place? Calm?

Never.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

you blithering amphibian!!! *kicks Mrglglglgland in the face*

Culveria wrote:you indignant amphibian!!! *kicks [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation] in the face*

So you choose to engage in a foray of words, you dawdling dullard? You may wish to quiet down, before you wallow in your own wasteful web of words whilst I win our war.

Culveria wrote:no i dont.

Why wouldn't they be able to touch things?

Culveria wrote:i am the god Draconos! I AM NO JESTER!!! I AM A CREATOR AND A DESTROYER!!! I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/dhRUe-gz690?t=3m50s

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland

Mrglglglgland wrote:So you choose to engage in a foray of words, you dawdling dullard? You may wish to quiet down, before you wallow in your own wasteful web of words whilst I win our war.

your race is the one of the weakest. silence yourself before the entity of dragons.

Russinadia wrote:Why wouldn't they be able to touch things?

in this book when someone wished to be invincible he was unseeable, untouchable, unable to move, couldnt do anything, so yeah thats why i think. i dunno'

I've never heard of invincible people being invisible also! That's just kind of mean. Who would ever want to become invincible but cannot be seen or move and have to watch as the world moves around them?

any war ill win myself. if i need help ill ask

Culveria wrote:your race is the one of the weakest. silence yourself before the entity of dragons.

So you say. And yet the dragons are nigh-extinct in how many universes (this one included) and yet we mighty murlocs still survive and, in fact, prosper?

Mrglglglgland wrote:So you say. And yet the dragons are nigh-extinct in how many universes (this one included) and yet we mighty murlocs still survive and, in fact, prosper?

Murlocs are weak but prosperous. Your kind can be nearly wiped out, but still come back and survive.

Mrglglglgland

Mrglglglgland wrote:So you say. And yet the dragons are nigh-extinct in how many universes (this one included) and yet we mighty murlocs still survive and, in fact, prosper?

because humans dislike us and we reproduce slowly. you reproduce thousands at a time. and mature quickly. dragons take ages to reach breeding age. thats why i keep having to make more that arent entirely natural. but still im unsuccessful in helping my children prosper *looks down*

thats why in the universes that dragons are many humans do not exist. humans are why

HUMANS FOR THE WIN! BEING SUPER WEAK YET TAKING DOWN DRAGONS AND SOMETIMES GODS!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:HUMANS FOR THE WIN! BEING SUPER WEAK YET TAKING DOWN DRAGONS AND SOMETIMES GODS!

*steps on cordell*

Culveria wrote:thats why in the universes that dragons are many humans do not exist. humans are why

There's also the part about how dragons have an insatiable lust for gold and jewels, causing them to destroy eachother for a few more rubies.

Mrglglglgland wrote:There's also the part about how dragons have an insatiable lust for gold and jewels, causing them to destroy eachother for a few more rubies.

DRAGONS DONT DESTROY EACH OTHER FOR RICHES!!! they destroy lesser races for riches

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:*steps on cordell*

*turns into dragon as to not die*

DRAGONS FOR THE WIN!

Faulknation

but sometimes they dont even care for riches

Culveria wrote:DRAGONS DONT DESTROY EACH OTHER FOR RICHES!!! they destroy lesser races for riches

Culveria wrote:but sometimes they dont even care for riches

Isn't it the nature of dragons to dominate for riches and power? Dragons care little for people's lives, but care loads for riches and power.

The Salaxalans

Potatogion wrote:Isn't it the nature of dragons to dominate for riches and power? Dragons care little for people's lives, but care loads for riches and power.

there are many different kinds of dragons. as there are many kinds of humans. does a human care if it steps on an ant?

Culveria wrote:there are many different kinds of dragons. as there are many kinds of humans. does a human care if it steps on an ant?

I wouldn't know, I am a potato. I bet all humans care if they stepped on an ant.

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I bet they would.

Culveria wrote:no. they dont

Potatogion wrote:I bet they would.

I know I would. Poor ant, it didn't do anything wrong.

Potatogion wrote:I wouldn't know, I am a potato. I bet all humans care if they stepped on an ant.

I know that we murlocs avoid stepping on ants. Last time that we did, some of the qiraji and nerubians came and stomped on us. Not too fun.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:I know I would. Poor ant, it didn't do anything wrong.

Told you [nation=short]culveria[/nation]! I win, give me money.

Russinadia wrote:I know I would. Poor ant, it didn't do anything wrong.

some would, as well as some dragons care for humans but most dont, the same as most dragons dont care for humans lives

Maybe us "lesser" life forms care for "even lesser life", because we understand how it feels to have our homes, businesses, families, and lives destroyed by a giant beast.

Potatoes used to be these "lesser" life forms. Until I led them into space!

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation

dragons and humans dont always get along lets just leave it at that

Russinadia wrote:Maybe us "lesser" life forms care for "even lesser life", because we understand how it feels to have our homes, businesses, families, and lives destroyed by a giant beast.

yet you destroy million of acres of animal habitat daily

Not me. I preserve the environment.

my country does too but there are a lot of humans that do

CAN WE TONE IT DOWN ON THE POST VOLUME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

The Salaxalans wrote:CAN WE TONE IT DOWN ON THE POST VOLUME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO

Ah, but how will we have terrible RP?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland

The Salaxalans wrote:CAN WE TONE IT DOWN ON THE POST VOLUME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO

just because you said for the love of potato, i say no

Faulknation

oh and [nation=short]Masylvana[/nation]

shut up

I NEED MY TERRIBLE ROLE PLAY!

Russinadia wrote:I NEED MY TERRIBLE ROLE PLAY!

DONT TELL HIM ITS TERRIBLE YOU FOOL!!

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Russinadia wrote:NEVER!

*knocks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] upside the head* SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Culveria wrote:*knocks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] upside the head* SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] sprawled on the floor knocked out, sighs* Well...better clean this up. *drags [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] away to be cared for*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Mrglglglgland wrote:There he goes again, the big ol' boondoggler.

Oh yeah!

Watch him have a tantrum now.

M. will be laughing his tittys off!

Mrglglglgland

The Salaxalans wrote:CAN WE TONE IT DOWN ON THE POST VOLUME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO!!!

Is the 'Dragoonie God' deaf?

I think he's definitely dumb.

Could he be BLIND as well???

Mrglglglgland

I need waffles

The Salaxalans, Cyrtes

Culveria wrote:*puncches @Aleksandrea* what the *bleep* WHY THE FUDGE WOULD YOU TAKE THAT WRONG OH GOODNESS I SEE IT NOW *BLEEP* *hits head on wall* darn you @Aleksandrea why??? i meant that me and jzj should make zombie dragons. a fusion of our creations

Yeah, no, um... that still sounds weird!

*wakes up*what happened, oh no hide the knowledge! JZJ is out to get us!

On second thoughts, "terraform" Audriany first.

D a n i s h i m p e r i a l i s m

faen ikke danskane.

Hello, [nation=The Salaxalans]. I am from [region=Fire Moon]. Our founder told me to tell you to accept the embassy request. Thank you.

The Salaxalans

Apparently I'm the most corrupt in Spiritus

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

Did Fire Moon apply here first? http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/3187657/

The Salaxalans wrote:CAN WE TONE IT DOWN ON THE POST VOLUME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO

PROBABLY.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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