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Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:...

No. Just no.

You know you want Han Solo running around with Nunchucks like Maxi, you just never thought of it.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Mzeusia.

Azyloria wrote:No its the method of proving things by disproving them. If you cannot disprove something in certain circumstances its not true - and if you cannot even prove them in one case they are auto disproved =) The problem arises with statement cases like "God is dead" or "The truth is out there" because they can't be verified and falsified, for lack of proper data. Mostly it is used to verify scientific material. :P

That's more the falsification principle. Not Occam's razor.

Somewhere a science teacher is either incompetent or crying.

Occam's razor simply states that the proposition that uses the least amount of assumptions is the most likely to be true.

In plain words: "If something looks like a cat, acts like a cat and smells like a cat, it will most likely be a cat. It could be an evil minion of an evil, brainwashing, alien overlord, but it's higly unlikely."

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Azyloria

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:You know you want Han Solo running around with Nunchucks like Maxi, you just never thought of it.

Not really, no.

Harrison Ford is SO awesome that he doesn't need the training wheels of the not-that-cool.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Why are legos so expensive now. They’ve like doubled in price in the past decade

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Why do I have the sudden urge to give you a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY close shave?

You're so kind, really, I'm flattered.

Its kind of a kinky offer actually! 😉

But I prefer to manscape myself, myself.

But I will think of you when I do it next . . . 😋

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:You're so kind, really, I'm flattered.

Its kind of a kinky offer actually! 😉

But I prefer to manscape myself, myself.

But I will think of you when I do it next . . . 😋

M.

My eyes! 😢

Clorox my brain too!

I just threw-up in my mouth and I'm tempted to gargle with Draino!

Yea Gods! 😨

Huzzahhhhhhh-I'm to young to die!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Urran wrote:Why are legos so expensive now. They’ve like doubled in price in the past decade

1) The Plastic Economy.

2) Lego Movies.

3) Increasing costs of building materials.

😎

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Not really, no.

Harrison Ford is SO awesome that he doesn't need the training wheels of the not-that-cool.

I thought they were replacing him for the new movie...

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:You're so kind, really, I'm flattered.

Its kind of a kinky offer actually! 😉

But I prefer to manscape myself, myself.

But I will think of you when I do it next . . . 😋

M.

Oh look, free, sentient AI, I want every gun we have to bombard that planet to space.

Matrixulated

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:1) The Plastic Economy.

2) Lego Movies.

3) Increasing costs of building materials.

😎

Huzzah!

they said they have a surplus of bricks. surplus!

Matrixulated

Urran wrote:they said they have a surplus of bricks. surplus!

I keep telling you Spuddles is as dumb as a brick! He doesn't know the difference between a surplus and a slurpee.

Save your breath! 👀

M.

Parrona wrote:Oh look, free, sentient AI, I want every gun we have to bombard that planet to space.

Free? In your dreams!

Buy me dinner and a movie first, and maybe I'll show you my AI. 😏

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Free? In your dreams!

Buy me dinner and a movie first, and maybe I'll show you my AI. 😏

M.

Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous, you are asking me to get you things, and openly expressing an extreme form of xenophilia.

I shall not stoop that low, go to Spuddles, he's probably the only one I know who is too open about what he does, last week I had to ban him from entering my space to prevent him from mooning the esteemed officers of the Parronan Royal Navy. (note: we even have shoot to kill orders for him.)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:-snip-
☡Warning! Matrixulated_Simulnation.exe is displaying unusual activity; it's files and directories are corrupted, and will be quarantined and shutdown.

[spoiler=Run Antivirus/Anti-Malware]▪Pornhub malware detected✔

▪Dir-T_M¡nd.exe and 01dLetch.exe could not be removed and were quarantined☡

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Run Disk CleanUp]▪Downloaded Porn Files removed✔

▪Temporary Internet Files removed✔

▪System Error Reports Not Found☡

▪Temporary Files removed✔

▪Internet Search history cleared✔

▪Saved Web Pages and "Favourites" cleared✔

▪CacheCash cleared✔

▪Cookies removed✔

▪Cream removed✔

▪Passwords removed✔

▪Auto-fill data cleared✔[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Run Registry Repair]Registers failed to register☡[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Run Hard Dick Scan]☡Dick Not Found![/spoiler]

[sub]Tech Support Engineer's report: F¥<k€D[/sub]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Azyloria

Matrixulated wrote:Free? In your dreams!

Buy me dinner and a movie first, and maybe I'll show you my AI. 😏

M.

You’re my hot Ferrari

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Yay! I founded Corporal punishment! No flag burning! Rawr!! :P

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Free? In your dreams!

Buy me dinner and a movie first, and maybe I'll show you my AI. 😏

M.

Well, I was looking for someone to have dinner with and then listen to some old records. You up?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Well, I was looking for someone to have dinner with and then listen to some old records. You up?

Always up!

Her Majesty's Royal Air Force, true blue through and through, 18-years, my friend.

Bring your best melodies, let's dance!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:☡Warning! Matrixulated_Simulnation.exe is displaying unusual activity; it's files and directories are corrupted, and will be quarantined and shutdown.

[spoiler=Run Antivirus/Anti-Malware]▪Pornhub malware detected✔

▪Dir-T_M¡nd.exe and 01dLetch.exe could not be removed and were quarantined☡

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Run Disk CleanUp]▪Downloaded Porn Files removed✔

▪Temporary Internet Files removed✔

▪System Error Reports Not Found☡

▪Temporary Files removed✔

▪Internet Search history cleared✔

▪Saved Web Pages and "Favourites" cleared✔

▪CacheCash cleared✔

▪Cookies removed✔

▪Cream removed✔

▪Passwords removed✔

▪Auto-fill data cleared✔[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Run Registry Repair]Registers failed to register☡[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Run Hard Dick Scan]☡Dick Not Found![/spoiler]

[sub]Tech Support Engineer's report: F¥<k€D[/sub]

*o.o.c.*

I was eating lunch at my desk when I read this, and laughed sooo hard I nearly choked on my sandwich, causing my P.A. to run in thinking I was having an actual medical emergency!

No shît!

Funniest post of the year! Made my day, my week, my month!

Cheers, Jay-Zee-Jay! 🙌👌👏

[spoiler=Run Hard Dick Scan]☡Dick Not Found![/spoiler]

Bwah-hah-hahaha! 😂😂😂

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Urran wrote:You’re my hot Ferrari

Ummm . . . 😯

[B]M.[/B]

Since when did McCarthy take over the SC? I'm suddenly seeing liberations that literally bases its legitimacy on "Authoritarians are bad and those who work with/look like them are bad. There is no other reason except this."

Also, since when did we switch to the American definition of "Liberation?"

Protect the natives by voting AGAINST, a vote against isn't for the raiders, its for a non-weaponised SC.

Legendus, Matrixulated, Azyloria

What do you think about this?

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vivami/detail=factbook/id=976464

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:Since when did McCarthy take over the SC? I'm suddenly seeing liberations that literally bases its legitimacy on "Authoritarians are bad and those who work with/look like them are bad. There is no other reason except this."

Gives me a vibe of either badge-hunting, or just making proposals for the sake of making proposals. Trying to keep themselves busy, I suppose.

Matrixulated, Azyloria

Ladies and gentlemen, the nominations for the April 2018 Delegate elections are now open: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30548913/1/

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Legendus wrote:Gives me a vibe of either badge-hunting, or just making proposals for the sake of making proposals. Trying to keep themselves busy, I suppose.

It's La Navasse, what do you expect?

Legendus, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Since when did McCarthy take over the SC? I'm suddenly seeing liberations that literally bases its legitimacy on "Authoritarians are bad and those who work with/look like them are bad. There is no other reason except this."

Also, since when did we switch to the American definition of "Liberation?"

Protect the natives by voting AGAINST, a vote against isn't for the raiders, its for a non-weaponised SC.

We need to liberate them from themselves. Obviously we know what’s best for them better than they do.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

[spoiler=EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT DAYS...]...since I first arrived here in Spiritus

[sub]- I was just strolling through history (Turn to RMB page 891).[/sub][/spoiler]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

April Fools Soon @_@

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

An Inviting Spirit wrote:April Fools Soon @_@

I'm surprised we don't know what it is yet...

Matrixulated, Parrona

The Salaxalans wrote:I'm surprised we don't know what it is yet...

It must be the latest liberations, those are a joke.

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[spoiler=EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT DAYS...]...since I first arrived here in Spiritus

[sub]- I was just strolling through history (Turn to RMB page 891).[/sub][/spoiler]

Hey, isn't this a big weekend for you?

Shouldn't you be be laying dead in a tomb somewhere resting, before your big Resurrection tomorrow?

I'm just saying . . .😉

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

An Inviting Spirit wrote:April Fools Soon @_@

The Salaxalans wrote:I'm surprised we don't know what it is yet...

April Spuddles Day?

It's a stupid day of idiotic pranks.

Or is it just the idiot-Spuddles' personal prank-day of stupid? 😕

Wait . . . that's every day for the Spoodly Stude! 😂

M.

Alekseandrea

NS TRADING CARDS AAAAAHHHHH

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

If anybody draws a Tim-Opolis card, I'll sell my soul for it

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Goals: Cards for all my alts, and EVERYONE IN SPIRITUS! Woo! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

I'd like to note that if you do get the Northern Sunrise Islands card, you instantly win the game.

You would need to sacrifice two cards, get the dice to roll three and make sure the opponent has a higher stat than Uncommon though.

Matrixulated, Salaxians, Alekseandrea, Parrona

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:I'd like to note that if you do get the Northern Sunrise Islands card, you instantly win the game.

You would need to sacrifice two cards, get the dice to roll three and make sure the opponent has a higher stat than Uncommon though.

Hey I got one! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

What’s going on?

Matrixulated

April Fool's event, it's NationStates trading cards! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Loot boxes, ha, ha, ha...

Epic? wtf?

Matrixulated

Salaxians wrote:Hey I got one! :P

Well, then I guess you officially won the game and... WAIT A MINUTE, when did Darmen's card get a higher rank than moi?

Matrixulated

I swear, if I'm on a "Common" card...

...that would probably be accurate.

EDIT: Guess I should also mention I am a proud owner of an Auralia In Spiritus card, so... yay?

Matrixulated

Two Timkins for sale.

Matrixulated

Legendus wrote:I swear, if I'm on a "Common" card...

...that would probably be accurate.

EDIT: Guess I should also mention I am a proud owner of an Auralia In Spiritus card, so... yay?

Hey I have one of yours! :D You're uncommon. https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/card=13418

Legendus, Matrixulated, Azyloria

We've been discussing card things in the Discord server if anyone is interested, it'll make it easier to trade cards within the region at least!

Matrixulated

Apparently my card is epic

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rogamark SOLD

Tim-Opolis SOLD

Epic Urran, Common Tims Opolis, and Ultra Rare Mistillania for sale to extremely vetted Spiritan buyers

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

the IAGP dispatch is finally done:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=vivami/detail=factbook/id=976464

anyone can join, just read the rules and application process.

Matrixulated

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=116561

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

So many cards

Matrixulated, Minde

Card #590,977

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=baishita

This is an 'Ultra Rare' card, apparently!

And I have it!

Muah-ha-hahh!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Card #249,913

Matrixulated

EPIC

😜

M.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I might be Uncommon, but hey, I'm one of the first "Uncommon" cards listed under the category...

...once you scroll down far enough.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I have nothing interesting exept An Inviting Spirit card.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:I have nothing interesting exept An Inviting Spirit card.

I have a couple of founders, other people's puppets, raider puppets...etc

Matrixulated

I love undercutting other people who are selling.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

So, is it possible to trade cards?

Matrixulated

You can trade by having each person set a buy order for a low amount then accepting the orders, no direct trading though.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Everything either is or isn’t a potato

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Daziria.

Post self-deleted by Daziria.

Card #1,842,365

Itrosomia

Uncommon

Just got this one . . . weirdly, it happens to be fat, heavy, covered in lard and useless!

Art imitating life? 😂

Come and get it, Tusk-boy! 😎

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Just in the last few hours, I discovered the card game. It's very nice, and of course I am looking for my own card. I guess everyone is. So, if I have a card of a nation in Spiritus that also wants its own card, let me know, you can get it at minimum price.

And, I would advocate to have this as a semi-standard code in the region. Of course, some cards are more valuable than others, but we should help people to find their own cards. Just my 2 cents.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Urran wrote:Everything either is or isn’t a potato

I think Schroedinger would have a different opinion on that.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Minde.

Awesome! Thank you mr Minde! Is there anything I can get you in return?

Matrixulated

Daziria wrote:Just in the last few hours, I discovered the card game. It's very nice, and of course I am looking for my own card. I guess everyone is. So, if I have a card of a nation in Spiritus that also wants its own card, let me know, you can get it at minimum price.

And, I would advocate to have this as a semi-standard code in the region. Of course, some cards are more valuable than others, but we should help people to find their own cards. Just my 2 cents.

Just sold yours to you.

Matrixulated

Daziria wrote:Awesome! Thank you mr Minde! Is there anything I can get you in return?

if you come across mine I will buy it :)

Matrixulated

Minde wrote:if you come across mine I will buy it :)

I had two, sold you one! :D

Matrixulated, Minde

The Salaxalans wrote:I had two, sold you one! :D

Awesome! Thanks

Matrixulated

Urran wrote:Everything either is or isn’t a potato

Word!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Card #1,842,365

Itrosomia

Uncommon

Just got this one . . . weirdly, it happens to be fat, heavy, covered in lard and useless!

Art imitating life? ��

Come and get it, Tusk-boy! ��

M.

Why do you have to be such a tool?

Digital Muppet!

Daziria wrote:I think Schroedinger would have a different opinion on that.

You're just not familiar with Schrödinger's lesser known first experiment involving a helpless potato and an oven.

Such a charlatan and a murderer before he moved on to the feline test subject!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Card #1,842,365

Itrosomia

Uncommon

Just got this one . . . weirdly, it happens to be fat, heavy, covered in lard and useless!

Art imitating life? 😂

Come and get it, Tusk-boy! 😎

M.

No offense, but my plan isn’t to get as many of my own like some self absorbed nitwit, buy to spread the walrussy love to all.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

am I the only one that doesn't really care about the cards?

Matrixulated, Parrona

*waves four Urran cards under Urran's nose*

Matrixulated, Itrosomia, Ltin Corporation

Itrosomia wrote:my plan isn’t to get as many of my own like some self absorbed nitwit

Hey that's my plan!

But I'm not a nitwit, I just don't want Rogamark to have any real control over my company. SHARE BUYBACK

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:No offense, but my plan isn’t to get as many of my own like some self absorbed nitwit, buy to spread the walrussy love to all.

". . . spread the walrussy love to all."

😲😨😭😵

I've already called the CDC in Atlanta, FEMA, the United Nations, and USAMRID . . . oh the horror!

Save yourselves! 😷

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Why do you have to be such a total awesome dude?

Digital God.

You're just not familiar with Schrödinger's lesser known first experiment involving a helpless potato & an oven . . .

Huzzah!

That wasn't an 'experiment' you fool!

It was his lunch! 😅

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hello!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Also, is anyone else’s concerned that the ??? at the end of the news update will make the cards into voodoo dolls of the nations?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:No offense, but my plan isn’t to get as many of my own like some self absorbed nitwit, buy to spread the walrussy love to all.

All walrus test subjects, please report to the nearest "registration" center, there will be cake.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Urran wrote:am I the only one that doesn't really care about the cards?

Naw, I'm more interested in despairing over my (now mostly defunct) puppet manager.

[for some reason, over the course of 3 days (Good Friday to Easter), most of the hard and soft copies of the list of passwords to my puppets were damaged. ]

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:All walrus test subjects, please report to the nearest "registration" center, there will be cake.

Cake . . . with a warhead surprise inside, no doubt!

I would expect nothing less from 'The Evil Eye!

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

The Salaxalans wrote:*waves four Urran cards under Urran's nose*

Gimme!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

How's it going, Spiritius?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Cake . . . with a warhead surprise inside, no doubt!

I would expect nothing less from 'The Evil Eye!

M.

Nah, not this time...

*laughs condescendingly as processor factory activates*

Matrixulated

Hallo Spiritus!

Is there a prize at the end of this card game?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hardyhome wrote:Hallo Spiritus!

Is there a prize at the end of this card game?

Heya, welcome to Spiritus!

Yes! Your prize is a special Spiritan Potato of your very own! 😊

M.

The Salaxalans

I have my first double card. I have two manager Larry's (managers Larry?). I put one of them up for sale for minimum price, so if your Spiritus poker deck is still incomplete (I am the jack of spades), grab it.

Matrixulated

bank card, credit card, rockhard, Bacardi....

Daziria wrote:I have my first double card. I have two manager Larry's (managers Larry?). I put one of them up for sale for minimum price, so if your Spiritus poker deck is still incomplete (I am the jack of spades), grab it.

Nailed it!

Thanks!

M.

Urran wrote:Gimme!

I'll sell you yourself for 1.0! :P That's what I paid for one.

Matrixulated

Urran, you now own yourself. Something something emancipation something.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Daziria wrote:Urran, you now own yourself. Something something emancipation something.

I’m a free man!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I literally just got my own card....right after I bought it.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Urran wrote:I literally just got my own card....right after I bought it.

Haha. :P Well that's how it goes...

Matrixulated

Aww.

Matrixulated

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