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Itrosomia wrote:Watch out for sobek. He's annoying. Also, make sure to put on sunscreen at the lake of fire.

We know that, why not we just let you visit Apophis.

Itrosomia wrote:Excuse me I will be gone 5 minutes to kill my brother.

I'm also off to kill my brother for ruining the saves I have in CK2.

The Parron Republic wrote:We know that, why not we just let you visit Apophis.

I'm also off to kill my brother for ruining the saves I have in CK2.

Apophis is just a seperate incarnation of me.

Itrosomia wrote:Apophis is just a seperate incarnation of me.

I heard that there was heresy, and I got here just to yell...

Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!

The Parron Republic wrote:I heard that there was heresy, and I got here just to yell...

Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!

Hey culveria?

Can you bring devie over her please?

Itrosomia wrote:Watch out for sobek. He's annoying. Also, make sure to put on sunscreen at the lake of fire.

Actually, Sobek is annoying or worse if you disturb a tomb as he is, like Anubis, a guardian of the dead but he's been kind every time I visit an Egyptian exhibit. I try to be respectful to their dead. Which resulted in a gift I have since birth was 'enhanced' per se. I saw an exhibit when I was a kid that showcased a mummy of one of the priests who served in the temple of Amun in Thebes. His duties included a task known as 'opening the way' which meant he ordained priests and facilitated communication with namely Amun.

I had a dream that night where he basically put his hand on my forehead and increased my sensitivity to the paranormal. I always know when I'm alone or not. Whether the being is living, dead, or immortal, I'll sense it but I rarely see them. Usually Sobek will go after someone if they seem rude or anything like that, Anubis is more of a guide to both the living and the dead as well as a funerary God. I've had more encounters with Anubis than Sobek, who from what I've noticed tends to dwell in the Egyptian exhibits in museums. Anubis just follows me making sure I'm out of trouble or can get out of trouble. They can be kind if you know the customs of their long dead devotees.

The Parron Republic wrote:I heard that there was heresy, and I got here just to yell...

Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!

*Devie starts chasing the person that yelled heresy*

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Actually, Sobek is annoying or worse if you disturb a tomb as he is, like Anubis, a guardian of the dead but he's been kind every time I visit an Egyptian exhibit. I try to be respectful to their dead. Which resulted in a gift I have since birth was 'enhanced' per se. I saw an exhibit when I was a kid that showcased a mummy of one of the priests who served in the temple of Amun in Thebes. His duties included a task known as 'opening the way' which meant he ordained priests and facilitated communication with namely Amun.

I had a dream that night where he basically put his hand on my forehead and increased my sensitivity to the paranormal. I always know when I'm alone or not. Whether the being is living, dead, or immortal, I'll sense it but I rarely see them. Usually Sobek will go after someone if they seem rude or anything like that, Anubis is more of a guide to both the living and the dead as well as a funerary God. I've had more encounters with Anubis than Sobek, who from what I've noticed tends to dwell in the Egyptian exhibits in museums. Anubis just follows me making sure I'm out of trouble or can get out of trouble. They can be kind if you know the customs of their long dead devotees.

Interesting...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*Devie starts chasing the person that yelled heresy*

Heresy!

The Parron Republic wrote:Interesting...

Heresy!

woo! *on devies back as he runs at the heresy speaker hungry*

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Actually, Sobek is annoying or worse if you disturb a tomb as he is, like Anubis, a guardian of the dead but he's been kind every time I visit an Egyptian exhibit. I try to be respectful to their dead. Which resulted in a gift I have since birth was 'enhanced' per se. I saw an exhibit when I was a kid that showcased a mummy of one of the priests who served in the temple of Amun in Thebes. His duties included a task known as 'opening the way' which meant he ordained priests and facilitated communication with namely Amun.

I had a dream that night where he basically put his hand on my forehead and increased my sensitivity to the paranormal. I always know when I'm alone or not. Whether the being is living, dead, or immortal, I'll sense it but I rarely see them. Usually Sobek will go after someone if they seem rude or anything like that, Anubis is more of a guide to both the living and the dead as well as a funerary God. I've had more encounters with Anubis than Sobek, who from what I've noticed tends to dwell in the Egyptian exhibits in museums. Anubis just follows me making sure I'm out of trouble or can get out of trouble. They can be kind if you know the customs of their long dead devotees.

Sobek attacks people who are weak usually.

So I've never experienced him attacking him.

Itrosomia wrote:Sobek attacks people who are weak usually.

So I've never experienced him attacking him.

Sorry, I mean me.

guys im feeling weird. stronger then usual, also im hearing hundreds of voices in my heads asking for protection and good fortune and all of that whats happening?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:guys im feeling weird. stronger then usual, also im hearing hundreds of voices in my heads asking for protection and good fortune and all of that whats happening?

Oh, those are just the voices in your head. I get those all the time, I just ignore them.

*stares into oblivion*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Russinadia wrote:Oh, those are just the voices in your head. I get those all the time, I just ignore them.

*stares into oblivion*

i have those. but these arent them. gah! Stop asking me to help you get through this rough time you and your family or whatever is going through! Shut up! Shut up! Ahh!!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i have those. but these arent them. gah! Stop asking me to help you get through this rough time you and your family or whatever is going through! Shut up! Shut up! Ahh!!!!

*passes out*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*passes out*

*whispers*

Potatoes are better than pickles

Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Russinadia wrote:Oh, those are just the voices in your head. I get those all the time, I just ignore them.

*stares into oblivion*

Why are you staring at me?

Itrosomia wrote:*whispers*

Potatoes are better than pickles

*the thousand deviljhos that were sleeping wake upon hearing this and look at itro*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the several thousands of deviljhos that were sleeping wake upon hearing this and look at itro*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*the thousand deviljhos that were sleeping wake upon hearing this and look at itro*

Ummmmmmmmm...

LOOK!!!

PARRONA IS OVER THERE SAYING "THE WORD"!!!!

*teleports away*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:

Wow.

Amazing.

Inspirational.

I will always remember those words.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I just looked up what a devilijo looks like and it does not look like a pickle.

Itrosomia wrote:Ummmmmmmmm...

LOOK!!!

PARRONA IS OVER THERE SAYING "THE WORD"!!!!

*teleports away*

*the deviljhos congregate around me and lay down in a giant deviljho pile on top of me and sleep not hurting me with there crushing weight but still comfortable*

Itrosomia wrote:I just looked up what a devilijo looks like and it does not look like a pickle.

its long, green, bumpy, and sour its close enough! *wakes along with the horde of devljhos which promptly climb off of me*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:its long, green, bumpy, and sour its close enough! *wakes along with the horde of devljhos which promptly climb off of me*

Yeah but you never said it had legs or was a wyvern .

I was thinking it was an actual giant pickle.

Itrosomia wrote:Yeah but you never said it had legs or was a wyvern .

I was thinking it was an actual giant pickle.

what did you think my flag was?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:what did you think my flag was?

*shrugs*

Itrosomia wrote:*shrugs*

my flag is a savage deviljho. and you should see some of deviljhos fanart. its depicted as a monstrous man eating picklesaurus

Sons Of Culveria wrote:because giant killer spiky selfcannibalistic carnivorous man eating pickles are better aka deviljhos

This is not a very good description of it.

Itrosomia wrote:This is not a very good description of it.

... yeah you have a point

7 million more people until I get custom classification!

Devilijhos would be cooler if they had tusks.

Itrosomia wrote:Devilijhos would be cooler if they had tusks.

Just think...

Saber toothed devilijhos.

Itrosomia wrote:Devilijhos would be cooler if they had tusks.

look at savage deviljhos

Itrosomia wrote:Just think...

Saber toothed devilijhos.

you should look at the world of MH it has many many many amazing monsters

Imagine that a farmer has a sack containing 100 lbs of potatoes. The potatoes, he discovers, are comprised of 99% water and 1% solids, so he leaves them in the heat of the sun for a day to let the amount of water in them reduce to 98%. But when he returns to them the day after, he finds his 100 lb sack now weighs just 50 lbs. How can this be true?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you should look at the world of MH it has many many many amazing monsters

Have you seen the Pokara?

Itrosomia wrote:Have you seen the Pokara?

It is the most walrus-like monster in that game.

Post self-deleted by Sons Of Culveria.

Itrosomia wrote:It is the most walrus-like monster in that game.

yeah it is aint it?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you should look at the world of MH it has many many many amazing monsters

Sadly I do not have a playstation.

My only console is the Nintendo switch

Itrosomia wrote:Sadly I do not have a playstation.

My only console is the Nintendo switch

hey i dont have one either, you can play it on DS too though

Hmmm... Any poll ideas?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Hmmm... Any poll ideas?

OOOO which monster hunter monster is best? hm? its a good one no? i could probably think of something else with time though

"Who can say where the road goes?"

Sons Of Culveria wrote:wait, is it normal for a god to be classified as a believer of its own religion?

Self-belief seems a necessity

Seamerica wrote:The chicken is cold,

like my dead heart.

Mmmmm! **Licks lips**

Russinadia wrote:We hath brought this personal hell upon ourselves! Repent sinners, for the spam apocalypse is near!

Hey [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?! - This gives me an idea for a poll! - In the Spiritus Apocalypse what role would you prefer to play?

▪God

▪Devil

▪God's Representative

▪Devil's Representative

▪Death

▪War

▪Famine

(**Looks at [nation=short]Phytophthora Infestans[/nation]**)

▪Pestilence

▪Kaos/Chaos

(**Looks at [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]**)

▪One of the horses of the "Horsemen".

▪The potatoes the horses are munching on.

▪The guy that sounds the horn to start it all off.

▪ALL THE ABOVE!

▪The rest of the teeming masses (arms flailing in panic)...

(**Looks at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]**)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:8 hours ago: Oswell ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Canyon-country ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Cusena ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Siok ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Republican states of ethanopia ceased to exist.

*several thousand sleeping deviljhos with full bellies*

I think you'll find that nations ceasing to exist in Spiritus are the results of the ravenous rampaging Jedi-Zombi Jezuit hordes; that number in the BILLIONS, and has become part of a long-standing Spiritus tradition...

HERESY!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*munch munch munch*

Ok, ok! - Share and share alike...

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:Hmmm... Any poll ideas?

What is your favorite element?

Earth

Water

Fire

Air

Ice

Electricity

Dark

Light

Chaos

Potato

Etc.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Mmmmm! **Licks lips**Hey [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]?! - This gives me an idea for a poll! - In the Spiritus Apocalypse what role would you prefer to play?

▪God

▪Devil

▪God's Representative

▪Devil's Representative

▪Death

▪War

▪Famine

(**Looks at [nation=short]Phytophthora Infestans[/nation]**)

▪Pestilence

▪Kaos/Chaos

(**Looks at [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]**)

▪One of the horses of the "Horsemen".

▪The potatoes the horses are munching on.

▪The guy that sounds the horn to start it all off.

▪ALL THE ABOVE!

▪The rest of the teeming masses (arms flailing in panic)...

(**Looks at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]**)

I like it!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

Had to remove two since there can only be twelve options but THERE IT IS!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Itrosomia wrote:What is your favorite element?

Earth

Water

Fire

Air

Ice

Electricity

Dark

Light

Chaos

Potato

Etc.

Remind me on Sunday, I could do this one next!

Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

The Salaxalans wrote:Had to remove two since there can only be twelve options but THERE IT IS!

Strictly speaking I am a Pestilence that causes Famine... but hey 😏

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:Strictly speaking I am a Pestilence that causes Famine... but hey 😏

I follow a funerary deity so I'm going for death.

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Wow we almost have one vote per option! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Y'all better f*cking vote!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Neo Cynopolis wrote:I follow a funerary deity so I'm going for death.

I'm going for war, because I don't see a prosperity option.

Matrixulated

Okay I have a big crazy announcement! We're going to be moving from IRC to Discord as our official unofficial chat room! We'll keep the links to the IRC channel where they are, we'll just put the Discord links up first. We're going to try to have a bot that will copy messages between the channels so anyone using the IRC channel still won't be left out. Hope to see you all there! :D Here's the link: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia

Sup people, what's happening.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Novawenia

Hello😀

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Hello to both of you, [nation=short]Columbian_Provinces[/nation] and [nation=short]Novawenia[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Novawenia

Columbian Provinces wrote:Sup people, what's happening.

Novawenia wrote:Hello😀

Welcome to Spiritus, you're lucky to miss the spamquake.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.

Itrosomia wrote:What is your favorite element?

Earth

Water

Fire

Air

Ice

Electricity

Dark

Light

Chaos

Potato

Etc.

No element of surprise?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:What is your favorite element?

Earth

Water

Fire

Air

Ice

Electricity

Dark

Light

Chaos

Potato

Etc.

Heresy!

Matrixulated

Hey!

You guys like my new classification?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

YAY!

I just got an issue to ban walrus hunting!

I guess I don't have to kill my brother.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

ALRIGHT WHO SAID HERESY!?!?!? *is on devies back with a horde of deviljhos even larger then JZJs zombie horde

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:YAY!

I just got an issue to ban walrus hunting!

I guess I don't have to kill my brother.

YAY WALRUSES!!!!

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:Hey!

You guys like my new classification?

Nein.

不喜欢。

No.

Nay.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ALRIGHT WHO SAID HERESY!?!?!? *is on devies back with a horde of deviljhos even larger then JZJs zombie horde

Lies!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Nein.

不喜欢。

No.

Nay.

Lies!

you wanna test it? *looks at you and the countless deviljhos do too*

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you wanna test it? *looks at you and the countless deviljhos do too*

Countless?

Give me some time and I will give you a number, it will involve algebra, or plus signs.

It is 4C.

Or you know, 0.1+0.9

Edit: Oh, my mistake, it's plural.

8C

0.1x2+0.9x2

The Parron Republic wrote:Countless?

Give me some time and I will give you a number, it will involve algebra, or plus signs.

It is 4C.

Or you know, 0.1+0.9

Edit: Oh, my mistake, it's plural.

8C

0.1x2+0.9x2

are you questioning my power over wyverns and dragonlike creatures? deviljhos are classified as wyverns, therefore i have total power over them and can summon up as many as i wish, and ive summoned up a horde larger then JZJs and is constantly growing with more and more deviljhos arriving at the horde*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:are you questioning my power over wyverns and dragonlike creatures? deviljhos are classified as wyverns, therefore i have total power over them and can summon up as many as i wish, and ive summoned up a horde larger then JZJs and is constantly growing with more and more deviljhos arriving at the horde

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you wanna test it? *looks at you and the countless deviljhos do too*

Hmm let me count...

*murmmers*

Seven...carry the three...potato...multiply by the atomic mass of Jupiter...

About 1 squadron of tainted xenobloods.

(That is about 535794759358675383465372546433566746390546456826473275236239749684086405736348258358735738878426846336.)

Sons Of Culveria wrote:are you questioning my power over wyverns and dragonlike creatures? deviljhos are classified as wyverns, therefore i have total power over them and can summon up as many as i wish, and ive summoned up a horde larger then JZJs and is constantly growing with more and more deviljhos arriving at the horde*

*increases army and fleet maintenance*

<-----------------------O>

Army maintenance

<-----------------------O>

Fleet maintenance

Itrosomia wrote:Hmm let me count...

*murmmers*

Seven...carry the three...potato...multiply by the atomic mass of Jupiter...

About 1 squadron of tainted xenobloods.

(That is about 535794759358675383465372546433566746390546456826473275236239749684086405736348258358735738878426846336.)

hey itro have you seen a pokaradon?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hey itro have you seen a pokaradon?

No but I looked it up and Yay!

The Parron Republic wrote:*increases army and fleet maintenance*

<-----------------------O>

Army maintenance

<-----------------------O>

Fleet maintenance

ooo more food for the deviljhos

Itrosomia wrote:No but I looked it up and Yay!

giant walrus monster! woo! want me to make a thing you can summon them up with?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:giant walrus monster! woo! want me to make a thing you can summon them up with?

*makes a big red button that summons pokaradons*

I don't know why but pushing big red buttons is so satisfying.

*presses it twenty million times*

Itrosomia wrote:*makes a big red button that summons pokaradons*

I don't know why but pushing big red buttons is so satisfying.

*presses it twenty million times*

now we have to find enough food for them all so the deviljhos dont start eating there tails

Sons Of Culveria wrote:now we have to find enough food for them all so the deviljhos dont start eating there tails

*makes a sushi food truck*

That solves it.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ooo more food for the deviljhos

Aw, how cute.

Discipline 140%

Army Tradition 26

General Edward Lan

6 shock

2 fire

3 maneuver

4 siege

Navy tradition 100

Admiral Spire

6 shock

5 fire

4 maneuver

0 siege

Itrosomia wrote:*makes a sushi food truck*

That solves it.

*two deviljhos eat all the sushi and the truck* you forgot the amount of a deviljhos hunger

The Parron Republic wrote:Aw, how cute.

Discipline 140%

Army Tradition 26

General Edward Lan

6 shock

2 fire

3 maneuver

4 siege

Navy tradition 100

Admiral Spire

6 shock

5 fire

4 maneuver

0 siege

should i summon up the other monster hunter monsters en mass? cause i could do it if i wanted

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*two deviljhos eat all the sushi and the truck* you forgot the amount of a deviljhos hunger

*summons a sushi food truck infinite parade*

Itrosomia wrote:*summons a sushi food truck infinite parade*

thats much better *deviljhos fill there bellies with sushi and truck*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:should i summon up the other monster hunter monsters en mass? cause i could do it if i wanted

Monster hunter, what, oh, they are not hunters.

Edit 1: I see that you wanted the role of God, I think that the role of the Devil suits you better.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

The Parron Republic wrote:Monster hunter, what, oh, they are not hunters.

Edit 1: I see that you wanted the role of God, I think that the role of the Devil suits you better.

who do you think allows an apocolypse? and brings it about

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:who do you think allows an apocolypse? and brings it about

wait... gods that let humanity do whatever it wants do, never mind im not a god like that

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:thats much better *deviljhos fill there bellies with sushi and truck*

*watches as the walruses eat the sushi*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:▪The rest of the teeming masses (arms flailing in panic)...

(**Looks at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]**)

That seems about right. When the apocalypse comes around, I'll be the one living in a hovel in the ground while only eating cans of beans, but at least I'll have food and a place to live.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Russinadia wrote:That seems about right. When the apocalypse comes around, I'll be the one living in a hovel in the ground while only eating cans of beans, but at least I'll have food and a place to live.

unlesss the deviljhos sniff out the beans

Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:*watches as the walruses eat the sushi*

Sorry I mean pokaradon

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Sorry I mean pokaradon

theyre about the same

*makes a giant ice sculpture of a walrus*

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:unlesss the deviljhos sniff out the beans

They aren't allowed to, they have to play by the rules of the Christian apocalypse; I get seven years of peace, and 1,000 years of anarchy without monsters. Plus, deviljhos don't even maybe exist.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Russinadia wrote:They aren't allowed to, they have to play by the rules of the Christian apocalypse; I get seven years of peace, and 1,000 years of anarchy without monsters. Plus, deviljhos don't even maybe exist.

i will make them

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