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Region: Spiritus
[spoiler= Yay all the nations here ruined each other ]
Parronan rim systems declare independence
(never liked us from the start)
Power struggle in Snakkra begins
(their leadership is zero, and they rolled only ones, "lucky")
Horsean Federation under rebel assault
(I have no idea how the rebels are winning, oh yeah, guerillas)
Protests erupt across Eakira, synthetics to transfer consciousness back to organic bodies.
Vultur in complete chaos
UNE in disarray
(without US of A, China and Russia, the humans are confused, not completely headless, just confused)
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Imperial Empire Of Imperial Things, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*puts on 'Team Snakkra' T-shirt!*
[I]Huzzah!
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I shall refrain from distorting this poll through use of puppetry - I cannot say that is/was true of polls previously, or of those yet to come...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
[spoiler= Rock and awe Beep bop ]
The Horsean Federation is on the verge of collapse, the rebel fleet has outmaneuvered the numerically and technologically superior Federation fleets and captured many Federal strongholds. A federation cruiser however, now holds encrypted files that could be the key to a federation victory, but as communications are jammed, it has to make its way through hostile territory to Cradle and evade the rebel fleet already making its way to recover the files, the very fate of the federation, lies on the cruiser...[/spoiler]
That's very unorthodox of you...
*Groans typically associated with dad-jokes are heard in the background
Yes I know, it's a rotten pun, if that
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
Seems this poll is passing with flying colors! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, The Parron Republic
Fashion victim!
Snakkra was assassinated, you fool!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Assassinated? Nah, Snakkra was a victim of the corvette spam, completely steamrolled.
Now, if you will excuse me, I'll go back to bombing my own planets.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Greetings from the Embassy of the Allied States!
Be sure to read up on our latest Allied Review and contact us with any questions!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=902438
Can you survive on a diet of only potato?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Parron Republic
Banning airplanes and replacing them with mounts. My nation sure elicits a laugh lol
Alekseandrea, Parrona, The Parron Republic
http://theconversation.com/can-you-survive-eating-nothing-but-potatoes-54262
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-11864290
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
So, uh yeah?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, if that is the case, then my nation is a complete joke, after all, we are bombing our own territories...
Answer is...
...Dammit. Too late.
Why am I always last!?
Shameless edit 1: Geneva convention? Bah! This is not the UNE! This is Parronia and we are suppressing secessionists!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Just wondering, how long have all of you been playing nationstates? I have been for 311 days.
Matrixulated
More than 36...wait a minute...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...yes, here, more than a year, on this nation at least...
Matrixulated
Well, it looks like the poll poll has passed! Your new poll triumvirate will be appointed momentarily. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Yikes, just about five years!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
About 2 years across 2 nations
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= Parronia just got rekt, by itself! ]
Last week, in a desperate attempt to stop the chaos ravaging across Parronia (damn the war exhaustion), the King of Parrona authorised the activation of the (as of yet) unstable wyrd conduit on Pegon, however, the conduit imploded at the last moment, destroying an entire section of the imperial palace (also, planet wide palaces are a big waste of money, but, that's just Parrona, wasteful...) and allegedly killing 2 princes, as a result, a bastion world (core world) has declared planetary rule and parliament has abolished the title of Emperor of the Unfallen Empire, if this continues, the end of Parrona is within sight...
(I used 10 die and rolled all ones, what are the chances? )
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
Loving your RP by the way :)
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
So Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, & I; The Jedi-Zombi Jezus were appointed "Regional Officers" approximately 9 hours ago; with the official title of "Pollster"; being as we are, responsible for the weekly polls - If my colleagues raise no objections, I shall release a poll within the coming hours...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
While "triumvirate" sounds awesome, the historical precedent set by previous triumvirates makes me wary...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, The Twelve Tribes
"Wyrd" to your Mother!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Speaking of triumvirates, our latest poll is now LIVE!
It is a tad cerebral perhaps, but you know how much I like BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Quaterna
Hooray!
Hey, where do you go to post a poll? I poked around a bit but couldnt find it.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Region Page🔍
↪Admin Section🖱
↪Scroll down to near the bottom...
The Salaxalans, Great British Federation, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Well, I seem to be unable to find an ego, id and super-ego option...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
I am very disappointed you forgot trichotomy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotomy_(mathematics))
(I'm joking by the way - loving your work, can't wait to see more polls!)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
I just updated my flag to be spookier.
Im getting ready for spooky time!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Declaring martial law is top on my list, but I'll get to it on Friday, maybe with a little bit of fluff...if I do not procrastinate about that...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We should have a suggestion box
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
Wouldn't that just be Salaxalans' telegram inbox?!
...Or the RMB?! 😂
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
Pretty much this yes. :P No suggestion box feature otherwise.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
But what if it wasn't your telegram inbox anymore (oohs and ahs)
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
This has been me being tired
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Perhaps you would like to be laid to rest in peace? - I could help you with a nice dirt nap!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Ooo, sounds nice.
AP students don't get to sleep tho :'(
Matrixulated
And the bed will have a nice wooden frame...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
No we do not. ;_;
Can I just put it out there that I got two random telegrams from Goattown...
1.) Focus on the lecture
2.) that slime does look fun tho
I'm confused...
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
**Looks at current polling statistics**
No love for Pre-Napoleonic French Revolutionaries huh?
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Knurdistan
The Palace of the Quaternion Potata has decreed that the House of the Wholly Potata of Quaterna will resign from the backwards World Assembly, following an announcement by the World Assembly that the House of the Wholly Potata of Quaterna should donate the equivalent of twice its surplus to the disorganisedation.
The Palace of the Quaternion Potata stated that "The World Assembly is purposefully punishing the House of the Wholly Potata for its success. We will not give away our citizens' hard earned cash to this corrupt disorganisedation. As a result, the House of the Wholly Potata of Quaterna shall be renamed to the Republic of Quaterna in defiance of this monarchist disorganisedation.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
(sorry a bit of a mouthful, but there was an issue that basically meant I had to make a donation to the WA which would put me in the red, or do some corrupt accounting, or quit it altogether. I also used the opportunity to rename my classification, as I thought House of the Wholly Potata is a bit of a mouthful)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
People have sometimes accidentally chosen that option. :P The delegate of Texas did that, they were at that time had the record for longest time as delegate. Luckily everyone got them enough endorsements again so that they stayed delegate and didn't lose the record!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
I just dismissed it.
Alekseandrea, Quaterna
Wow. For me the page then alerted me I will quit the WA after I clicked the option. I am taking the role-play too seriously, but I do think the WA is a bit of a waste of time with its non-sensical resolutions, and the fact they were going to put me in the red was the final nail in the coffin. It would be interesting to have a region specific WA though...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Whoops I died now I'm back! YAY!!!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Quaterna
YAY! :P
Alekseandrea, Quaterna
I know the Audanic League exists, but that is more Spiritus specific. I propose we start an informal Regional Assembly within the RMB!
First Call of Order (Security)
Express concern about the situation in Parrona[/I]
Account by the Senate of the Royal Potata:
Parrona has always been one of the more unstable nations in the region. However, the most recent actions by the King of Parrona are particularly concerning. The failed use of WMDs against opposition ahem I mean insurgents has resulted in large scale destruction across their capital. The Senate of the Royal Potata proposes that member nations should be permitted to provide aid to the King of Parrona in order to prevent an internal uprising and further damage within the sphere of influence of Parrona.
(I am roleplaying as a partially corrupt Monarchist who wishes to keep other Monarchs in power - this Call of Order is intended to be morally wrong simply to add a bit of spice to Spiritus RP - I do not condone actions committed by the Senate of the Royal Potata, it is simply roleplay and it's fun to pretend to be evil ;) )
Votes so far:
Aye:
Nay:
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Was there good food at the funeral?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes
(OOC: Wait a minute, how do you reach us? I mean, there is no reliable way to transport a fleet through the Immaterium to another reality. Fluff piece will be provided on Saturday, just, don't jump on the hype train.
Also, yay temporary slip into grimdark setting!)
Alekseandrea, Quaterna
I'm more a fan of creative accounting.
Corruption is the oil that makes everything work smoothly...
In Alekseandrea.
Quaterna
We discovered the roots of time, an anchor linking the various dimensions.
We may only have cannons and steamships compared to your intergalactic fleet, but we have courage, and hope.
Allow us to stand alongside your great nation, and we shall be victorious!
For POTATA!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Did you see Jezus?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
(OOC)
Ah yes, I almost forgot.
If anybody would like to join ICMTOMA, message me here or on our forum post on the Spiritus forum (http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/30231767/1/).
It's an inter-continental alliance serving to protect its members.
More information is available on the forums, so check it out!
It is a new alliance, but it would be great to have some members!
Matrixulated
(OOC)
And for you new nations out there, OOC means out of context (i.e. text is not role-play) and IC means in context (i.e. roleplaying)
Matrixulated
Woah woah woah...Is the RMB now a roleplay like [spoiler= that one region we aren't naming] Kesmor of Draconos [/spoiler] Where was I when this happened?
Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
I clicked on that click-bait box and it burned my eyes!
A pox on thee, [nation=short]Statens[/nation]!
M.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, The Twelve Tribes
What role-playing, um, the cult of pleasure started it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(bonus points for removing redundant info...)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Probably because I called it roleplaying. Sorry, I meant very casual roleplaying, which is probably what you meant by fluff.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If there is one thing scarier than the United Parronan Fleet at full strength, it is the Crusading Armies of Horsea on the brink of defeat. -Vulturan official
Also, we totally have the situation under control, we have convinced the rebels to temporarily stand down...
[spoiler= Imperial Decree ]
By the divine authority vested in the King of Parronia, who guards and rules its lands, the vassal states will be given the rights to choose their fates.
Those that choose independence will have all protections and rights revoked, Parronia will no longer be responsible for the newly independent states, any new economic pacts and political and military alliances may be forged.
Those that do want to remain with Parronia will have to relinquish their sovereignty and become an autonomous territory of Parronia, such territories will be considered a part of Parronia.
Any and all colonies not from this reality belonging to vassal states will however be reclaimed by Parronia, even of those belonging to autonomous territories.
The rim territories, coreworlds and bastions will retain their current autonomy and the United Parronan Navy will be authorised to pacify any rebellion with impunity.
This decree cannot be repealed by parliament and no contradictory legislation could be enacted until the King, Regent or Realm Steward annuls the decree.
[/spoiler]
...and now they go back to rising up against Parronia.
Let me count the space I take up, um... 3-5 posts per day, compared to Culveria's 10+ posts per day? Also, I use spoilers. What an insult!
(Also, bonus points for fewer grammatical errors! )
Oh, okay.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I didn't mean it at you, I just got confused with the OOC and IC whatever.
(Spoilers aren't an insult to you, I admire your use of spoilers)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Bonus points for no godmodding as well!
Resurrected huh? - Not feeling hungry for BrAaAaAa¡i¡i¡nNnNzZz are you?! - I know how that feels...
He was the food, but nobody could finish the meal - Everyone became sick! 🤢
He has seen him now! ...Excuse me!
**Vomits forth Jedi-Zombi Virus laden greenish-black oily slime**
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Auztraalia, Quaterna
Ummmm...*puts on hazmat suit and disposes of it into his sock drawer*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
[spoiler= State of Emergency in the Grand Duchy of Parravon ]
Due to the troubling news that our new colony in Spiritus, the Grand Duchy of Parravon, would soon face the threat of an epidemic, the parliament and the high council has unanimously decided to declare a state of emergency in Parravon.
There will be several safe zones established across the colony and travel between the Imperial and Republican controlled areas will be severely restricted.
All labs across the colony are to enter lock down and the local garrisons are to remain at high alert, areas with heavy traffic will be placed under quarantine and travel to Parronia is prohibited.
[/spoiler]
[spoiler= Official statement from Snakkra regarding its colonies ]
The colonies that are infected will be placed under quarantine and the infected will be killed, if a colony's downfall is imminent, we will not hesitate to order Exterminatus on the colony, for our emperor will not tolerate mutants on his holy lands. We will be the emperor's fist. We will deliver his justice on the mutants, whatever the cost.
[/spoiler]
[spoiler= Let's wait out the storm. ]
Horsea declares War of Errantry on rebels and colonies that are infected. [Horsean morale is now infinite (because crusade), rebels are officially screwed.]
UNE bans travel to and from colonies.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Z-Day 6!!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I can't support any option in a poll with no cheese. *glares at Salaxalans* :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I made the poll, not Salaxalans, and I believe in a previous poll, many moons ago, it was established that cheese is a common/popular partner to a potato, thus I would argue any potato option could be viewed as coming with cheese...
...Also, I note that you are a newcomer to Spiritus, thus you would probably not be aware of the above, or even possibly of our regional fascination/obsession/religious fervour for the humble potato.
Welcome new friend!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Deadly Disruptions
I am not new, however my nation is. I did not know Salaxalans no longer made the polls. We have had a few cheese vs potato arguments during the history of Spiritus. Why I said what I did in a sarcastic/humouristic tone.
Thank you for the welcome though. :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We have instated a poll triumvirate to relieve some of the burden from him.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Deadly Disruptions
So uh, what is the penalty for embracing the horde?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You will be rained on by Holy Golden Potata...
Long live the potata!
(Plants > Zombies > Humans > Plants, we are a region of Potata)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Awww you wanna hug?! **Lick lips**
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
I don't know, Exterminatus?
Or that, it's fine.
To be cleansed, that is the fate of all mu... *thump*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Imperial scum! Eat shuriken!
Matrixulated
Nah, Im just going to send some puppets to enemy regions and have them attack everyone.
Matrixulated, Parrona, Statens
Yay!
If only someone really, really, really handsome had written a zombie survival guide for Spiritus.
HERESY! Salaxalans won't stand for THAT!
.
.
A useful link brought to you by someone really, really, really handsome:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=718036
And The Salaxalans, I wasn't kidding about that "minister of propaganda" title. I really want it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Itrosomia
Hallo!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Snakkra, Itrosomia
Hey, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], has anyone told you today that you're really handsome?
Let me be the second person to say so!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Helloooöøőõôóò!
Welcome to Spiritus.
Grab a potato and snuggle-up. It's cozy in here.
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Uberwald Sorcerous Republic
[spoiler= Crimson Star Uprising ]
Today, members of the Golden Star Movement attacked the various embassies on Parron, Pegon, Dusailis and Aqitane, brutally murdering anyone in the embassies. While the rest of the nations reel in horror at the brutal murder of their ambassadors, the royal house looks on, divided between those who would support the GSM, and those who would suppress the movement. Already, a Horsean regiment has been deployed to Dusailis to retake the embassy. The GSM now looks poised to attack the royal palace to "remove the reviled influence of the inferior races from the throne."
Parliament has now temporarily revoked the freedom of assembly for its citizens in order to maintain order. Parronia has never been closer to collapse.
[/spoiler]
Greetings, I am the King of Parronia, Lord Regent of Salmonan, Founder of the (now defunct) Second Unfallen Empire, Guardian of Sanctuary, Defender of Parron, Pegon and the one who reformed the United Parronan Navy. May your nation be more prosperous, stable and united than mine.
On top of that, the undead just got "smarter", but we all know that "smart" zombies don't exist, they are just dissidents pretending to be zombies.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Uberwald Sorcerous Republic
Incidentally, we will not be embracing these supposedly "smart" hordes this All Hallows Eve - I mean just because they are "smart" doesn't mean they are RIGHT! - They must embrace The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and be cured of their HERESY!!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
The Senate of the Royal Potata agrees.
Let us Potata and Jedi-Zombie stand in unison, defiant against the zombie horde!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
The new poll is now live!
Sorry for the delay.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Uhhh yeah, good luck with that budding partnership!
Don't drop the soap in the communal shower room, [nation=short]Quaterna[/nation]!
The thirst to add to His Zombi-Horde is strong with that one . . . JayZeeJay might use The Force when you least expect it.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
I've gotta say, the best option in the poll is definitely to keep a spooky word in every RMB post.
After all, how else can we survive these treacherously scary times!
*witch shriek in the distance*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Crap, I forgot to add a all of the above option.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Greetings
Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Heya, welcome to spooky Spiritus! :)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Can someone tell me what a spooky word is?
Matrixulated
Some examples:
[list]
[*]Taxes, bane of all
[*]Neoliberalism, the conspiracy to destroy everything modern philosophers hold dear
[*]JZJ, who terrorises all without fear or favour
[*]Salaxalans, who definitely shouldn't be called a "evil, brainwashing, alien overlord"
[*]The politically correct, who shall not rest untill everyone has copied their arbitrary values
[*]The media, the self-righteous group who wishes to gain the monopoly on misrepresenting the truth
[*]Max Barry, who wrote some tomes filled with eldritch lore nobody seems to have read
[*]Vocal minorities, who summon unspeakable evil with the magic mantra "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"
[/list]
Legendus, Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Nationalistic Sweden, Knurdistan
**Drops soap**
**Prepares garlic butter**
Incidentally,... [list][*] My posts already tend to have a certain spookiness to them; usually consisting of more than mere words. [*] My flag, and me just being me is spooky...
Behold! Alekseandrea agrees![*] WITCHES HATS ON POTATOES?! - You'll be wanting to carve spooky faces into them, and placing small candles inside them next!!😱
[*] Ah candy!😁.....[/list]
**Reaches over to grab a couple more pumpkin-spiced crystallized hippocampus', popping them in his mouth**
Yummy!!!
n.b. I AM THE "ALL THE ABOVE" OPTION!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, Quaterna
[spoiler= Imperial edict ]
In light of several troubling developments in the outlying settlements of the Duchy of Parravon, the King, has authorised the use of brute force on any horde of reanimated corpses outside of Bastion Parravon and Parravon.
To aid with the efforts in finding a cure to this unholy blight and neutralising any and all undead hordes, his majesty has temporarily provided local authorities seven Ravager Gunships, three Black Hawk Transports and 4 battle labs.
Local authorities will be granted permission to raze settlements that are overrun.
Settlements must first be evacuated before it could be razed, and all razed settlements must be resettled afterwards.
The government on Parron and Pegon will assume all responsibility for any actions conducted by local authorities within their power including those bestowed upon them by this decree.
May the eternal tree lead the Duchy of Parravon through this crisis.
[/spoiler]
Also, yay decadence!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna
[spoiler]
A foggy mist descends over the Peninsula of Quaterna from the North.
The Senate of the Royal Potata has ordered a curfew to be placed over Norte and other Northern towns.
The military stand armed and ready.
Citizens have been ordered to use their gas masks and report any suspicious activity.
A few undead uprisings have popped up and been quickly defeated.
However, they are growing in number and strength.
Borders have been closed and the Empire is at a Level 2: War Imminent state.
Cure missiles are being extensively researched, and all transmissions are reserved for emergency use.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hope everyone is having a spooky Sunday!
Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
Bengals beat the Colts, even though it was a dicey game, so I'm pretty happy :D
-Tim
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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Written by Refuge Isle.