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Region: Spiritus
He is to pick one, for he can't be both.I am sure he chose godhood.
I checked, he did.
I blew your airport.
I have an Ultimatum
Return all of Parrona's lands
Or get excommunicated
Armistice for 2 earth weeks.
it looked like Paronna was kind of imploding, so I took advantage of this and became allies with Potatogion
*i walk up to alexander and draw my blade and raise it* Watashi no kōru de jōshō, arekusandā wa, shinkaku no wa anatadesu *i drive the blade into the old parrot gods back his power bursting out of him and going into alexander and i remove my blade letting the previous god drop to the floor dead and leaving alexander the god of parrots*
as for where I stand, Culveria is my #1 ally
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
I'll just go back to my corner then...
Yea
I didn't take any land, but since I'm getting loaded off of the lands, I shall protect them with Potatogion
and by protect, it probably means nuking any opposition
now you are the god of parrots alexander, leave to your home
faulknation, i regard you as my closest ally as well, i am sorry if i offended you ignoring you for this small ceremony, but it is over now
Which is 20 years in Nova Sol
I was just joking, but I hope that this war ends soon *for the benefit of all*
Alexander is mentor minister, Edward is prime minister
faulknation, if you had come into any lands that were previously parronas return half, there is no harm in that, but if anyone wishes to start a fight with faulknation, they must combat me as well
Accept it, last deal or Pope Luke II will demand Parrona's lands......by force if necessary.
at this time, the moon is directly over you reich, settle for my deal of half or i shall bring the moon down upon you
Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton, accept the Ultimatum
It is my land, by the way.
The MLH WILL HEED THE HORSEAN. and they are a theocracy so they will agree to join.
you want it? *the lands parrona once had raises and breaks away from the earth and moves till it is hovering over parronas most valued land* i shall give it to you, if you truly want it
like I said, I own no land that was once Parrona's, I simply requested that since I helped in the war I am able to trade for resources that have come out of it. If you were to start a war with me, then it would have no purpose, and would also most likely end in the destruction of your nation.
Please, just, armistice for 3 days.
ohhhhh, you seem to be in a situation Parrona
they want lands that potatogion has *waits with the lands hovering over parrona* start a fight with faulknation and you shall get your lands indeffinetely
now, what shall i have in return for putting these lands back with you without causing destruction?
Culveria don't think that helping Alexander means we are forever your allies.*whispering*potatogion, lands for alliance?
and thus, we have an ultimatum of our own
he is currently my ally, and by proxy, Culveria is in a partial treaty with him. I doubt he will give up this opportunity
Treaty of pegon
Potatogion, lands for allegiance?
I am giving him nukes, just keep in mind he loves nukes
Alexander is just mentor minister, Edward is the prime minister
especially potato nukes *i yawn bored and put the lands down where i took them from*
Potatogion, Audriany, faulknaton I give you nukes and my allegiance for all my land?
i do not care for nukes, give my share of nukes to faulks
I am not negotiating with you, Culveria
I have no need for your land, I just wanted to have spoils from war. If Culveria is satisfied with how things are, I will let things go. Keep in mind though that you are still not my ally, we are just in a standstill
How bout I give you the blunt of the land, but I keep oil rigs and mining stations?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
well i bore, i wish something to entertain me
Alexander came in to discuss neutrality, Edward orders Alexander's arrest. Alexander did not resist.
well, we do have many country's on the brink of war...I'm just saying
We accept your offer potatogion.
Alexander is in custody, Culveria
You are officially excommunicated, Culveria, pagans.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wow, that's brutal.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Edward orders remilitarization of Parrona
Nice. I think that I'll stick to the sack of potatoes...
*switches tinfoil hat for another sack of potatoes, and falls down again*
...Ouch.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Potatogion? I accept the offer.
Do anything rash, Culveria, and your followers will be executed.
And brand them!
No branding
Transmission from Parrona
Militarisation of bay of Parron. Culveria denounced. Pacts with members of MLH signed.
Parrona seems to unally everyone.Did I miss any war,Parrona,by the way?Because I see I have 127 unread messages.
Just like my old Watsapp group.
Matrixulated
Civil wars and more
Civil war and more.
Matrixulated
Potatogion is our first choice of allies. Culveria, on the other hand......
Throws a gun into DMZ......soon constructs army base in DMZ
you best not try touching my peoples unless you wish to be erased from existence. culveria is in a paradoxical field that doesnt let anyone or anything through or inside without my consent. so you cant even get into my country.
do you wish to be destroyed? culveria follows there god. aka me
I found a community of culverias here.Alexander is not in power anymore, he might give you a chance, but I will not.
*calverians
The MLH do not recognise pagans.
culverians would happily die in my name. but i will not let them die *marks of cain appear on each culverians forehead* you are familiar with that mark right? that mark makes it so anything potentially done to them is negated and returned to the person trying to harm them sevenfold. it also works against machines
Space fleet, go to the the holy worlds, open the gates and activate REASON from there.
thats right, come and try to fight me! *smiles coldly*
Activate RECKONING.
Culveria need not die, but the other pagans..........
Thank you. I shall pull my troops out of you land in all places except for the selected areas.
*laughs before roaring out* Ryūjin kami no kōhai!!!! *releases a blast destroying the fleet in seconds*
First target, Alexander's homeworld.
do not try to fight culveria. i will not allow people trying to harm what is mine, and every culverian is mine
everything of culveria is mine
Can I have a Culverian? For science.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Glass a system close but not in Culveria.
no, they are not being experimented on
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The fleet travels by going in and out of dimensions.
Alexander, this is why you should not deal with a pagan. Points at Alexander's burning homeworld.
Who ever said I would experiment on them. I want to see how they can readjust to living around only potatoes.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Next pagan nation.
Next system
Next planet.
ill just finish that off out of mercy. Ryūjin kami no sekai no kōhai!!!!!!! *blasts the burning planet out of existence* and let me correct you, this is why you should not betray me
Edward laughs, "Alexander is helpless, he dealed with the pagan and he gets his just desserts.
Parrona is left in the guidance of the Pope
While Edward glass every pagan planet.
the fledgling god isnt even trying to use his power. why is that?
*appears on edwards ship* i suggest you stop this idiocy
someone might get hurt *had teleported each one that lived on those destroyed planets to culveria while growing and forming culveria so they fit and can be happy*
(before they were destroyed they were teleported to culveria)
Audriany has a cybernetic revolution!
Biggest scientific advancement across these nations.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...you might want to calm down here, you seem a little steamed up
im just protecting these innocent people from those two.
SO MANY MESSAGES!!!
*collapses*
Also did everyone see the news post? Zombies soon. I hope it's not one of you that just shovels corpses into ditches. >_>
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
Scientific advancement?
What else did you invent?
A spambot who can propagate 'pissing contests'-posts on the RMB?
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Culveria
2 POINTS MORE AND I WILL HAVE THE SAME ECONOMY LIKE YOU!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Empire Democratique Francais
Nah... not ditches. We dump them in the sewage system, why?
(Of course we don't. Three quarters of our population is allergic to zombies...they get urticaria from them. Me included.)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
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Braaaaiiiinnnnnssssss
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
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Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
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