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Russinadia wrote:They aren't allowed to, they have to play by the rules of the Christian apocalypse; I get seven years of peace, and 1,000 years of anarchy without monsters. Plus, deviljhos don't even maybe exist.

The apocalypse that will be last one is when Chaos swallows order and creation.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:The apocalypse that will be last one is when Chaos swallows order and creation.

Then I will be the only thing left and the stupid creation will go away.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Then I will be the only thing left and the stupid creation will go away.

i will never go away you know, eating me will just put me in your head

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i will never go away you know, eating me will just put me in your head

I don't mind.

Itrosomia wrote:I don't mind.

alright

Itrosomia wrote:*summons a sushi food truck infinite parade*

*eats the food, the trucks, and the people working in the trucks*

KREEEEEE!!!

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*eats the food, the trucks, and the people working in the trucks*

KREEEEEE!!!

oh hi hive

Itrosomia wrote:*makes a giant ice sculpture of a walrus*

*pours cherry syrup all over it*

*eats it*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:KREEEEEE!!!

hows it going? want some khezu steak?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hows it going? want some khezu steak?

Krr klick klick

(Nah, I just had about a million Gogmazios an hour ago)

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Krr klick klick

(Nah, I just had about a million Gogmazios an hour ago)

aright didnt i say dont touch dragon looking things? you have any idea how hard it is to make a gogmazios????? khezu are in surplus and creepy as fudge so i dont mind feeding them to people, but gogmazios... is a no no

Hmmm...

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] have you seen the Telethia?

*jumps on a Telethia and flies away*

*flies back*

You should look them up

Itrosomia wrote:Hmmm...

[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] have you seen the Telethia?

*jumps on a Telethia and flies away*

yes it is a interesting creature is it not?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:aright didnt i say dont touch dragon looking things? you have any idea how hard it is to make a gogmazios????? khezu are in surplus and creepy as fudge so i dont mind feeding them to people, but gogmazios... is a no no

Krrrrrrr klick krr

(Sorry)

*starts reverse digesting them*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes it is a interesting creature is it not?

Ya, it is the strongest creature on Mira.

Hey, anybody got a good idea for my new national motto?

I want a new one.

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, anybody got a good idea for my new national motto?

I want a new one.

the walrus shall rise

Itrosomia

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:Krrrrrrr klick krr

(Sorry)

*starts reverse digesting them*

thank you

I usually don't say this but what the actual ____*.

*fill in the blank yourself.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:I usually don't say this but what the actual ____*.

*fill in the blank yourself.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAEYL37O0CPeL7_q-yjIjVXjvwUFkKWyX7X6tD1GdpGBjQHhf

this picture is me here alright guys?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAEYL37O0CPeL7_q-yjIjVXjvwUFkKWyX7X6tD1GdpGBjQHhf

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:this picture is me here alright guys?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAEYL37O0CPeL7_q-yjIjVXjvwUFkKWyX7X6tD1GdpGBjQHhf

Yucks, a lizard, a walrus, a weapon, detestable!

The Parron Republic wrote:Yucks, a lizard, a walrus, a weapon, detestable!

Excuuuuse me, im a picklesaurus not a mere lizard

Sons Of Culveria wrote:this picture is me here alright guys?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNAEYL37O0CPeL7_q-yjIjVXjvwUFkKWyX7X6tD1GdpGBjQHhf

Here is a picture of my lieutenant.

http://officialevilwalrus.deviantart.com

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Here is a picture of my lieutenant.

http://officialevilwalrus.deviantart.com

grrr i cant get to it

Sons Of Culveria wrote:ALRIGHT WHO SAID HERESY!?!?!? *is on devies back with a horde of deviljhos even larger then JZJs zombie horde

HERESY!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:are you questioning my power over wyverns and dragonlike creatures? deviljhos are classified as wyverns, therefore i have total power over them and can summon up as many as i wish, and ive summoned up a horde larger then JZJs and is constantly growing with more and more deviljhos arriving at the horde*

FALSEHOODS!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:HERESY!!!

Let me help you with that...

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY and

HERESY!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:NYEH!

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

HERESY

and

HERESY!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Excuuuuse me, I'm a picklesaurus not a mere lizard

Er,...

▪"-saurus" - latin suffix forming genus names of reptiles, especially extinct ones - Derived from Greek word "sauros"; meaning "lizard"...

- eg. Dinosaur - Derived from combining the Greek words "deinos" (meaning "terrible"), and "sauros" (meaning "lizard") - Thus making dinosaurs "terrible lizards"...

Worth noting:- dinosaurː

(1). a fossil reptile of the Mesozoic era, often reaching an enormous size.

(2) a person or thing that is outdated or has become obsolete because of failure to adapt to changing circumstances....

▪Long ago it was proven that most, if not all, mythological snake-like or reptilian beasts of ancient folklore were nothing but the result of the attempts of primitive humanity to explain the bones, skeletons, or fossils of long extinct species of lizards, reptiles, dinosaurs...

Thus by being the "God" of all such mythological creatures such as:- Dragons, Wyverns, Basilisks, Cerastes, Chimeras, Gorgons, Hydras, Serpents, Picklesaurii, Deviljhos, or whatever other pathetic attempts at innovation in the face of unassailable evidence, realities, truth, and inevitable entropy, you yourself are a dinosaur, and the inventions of your mind are but the farts of long extinct creatures!!!

**Drops Mic**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Excuuuuse me, im a picklesaurus not a mere lizard

If you are a picklesaurus, then you are not a dragon.

If you are a dragon, then you are not a picklesaurus.

If you are the God of Dragons, then, by stating that you are a picklesaurus, you have abandoned your own race.

Picklesaurii have no defining special abilities, other than being sour.

The faux picklesaurus would then be devoured.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

**Makes it rain Brontosaurus steak, T-Rex meatballs, and Petrified Potatoes**

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:**Makes it rain Brontosaurus steak, T-Rex meatballs, and Petrified Potatoes**

Petrified huh? - Well no matter how scared they are, I'm gonna eat them potatoes!! 😉😏😂

Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

"You must be swift as the coursing river"

Eurotranrussialvanermany

Is it over, is the spam raid over?

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Is it over, is the spam raid over?

Oh good, I missed the storm of spam

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

"Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?"

Eurotranrussialvanermany, Statens

Nice to see you again to you too.

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?"

"You're the saddest bunch I ever met."

Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Parron Republic

Heeloo mi peeps!

Alekseandrea wrote:"You're the saddest bunch I ever met."

"But you can bet before we're throughÂ…"

Eurotranrussialvanermany

Russinadia wrote:"But you can bet before we're throughÂ…"

I'll make A man out of YOU!

Eurotranrussialvanermany

Alekseandrea wrote:I'll make A man out of YOU!

And I'll make an eel out of you!

And then I will feed you to my walruses.

Mrglglglgland wrote:If you are a picklesaurus, then you are not a dragon.

If you are a dragon, then you are not a picklesaurus.

If you are the God of Dragons, then, by stating that you are a picklesaurus, you have abandoned your own race.

Picklesaurii have no defining special abilities, other than being sour.

The faux picklesaurus would then be devoured.

deviljhos are classified as brute wyverns, i am god of dragons and dragon like creatures. like wyverns. theyre just nicknamed picklesaurus

Rejoice, for the lizard isn't here!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

The Parron Republic wrote:Rejoice, for the lizard isn't here!

*lands on top of parron* incorrect!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Parron Republic wrote:Stop, you urchin!

*cleans feet on parron then steps off*

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Itro are you here?

Ya

Hey culveria?

Is it true that dragons have an extreme lust for gold?

*waves a gold coin in front of him*

Itrosomia wrote:Ya

good, i made a new welcome mat we shall wipe our feet at.

Itrosomia wrote:Hey culveria?

Is it true that dragons have an extreme lust for gold?

*waves a gold coin in front of him*

*looks at coin* dude dont tease me with that, do you want me to tease you with a little squidie

Phytophthora Infestans

Sons Of Culveria wrote:good, i made a new welcome mat we shall wipe our feet at.

Cool.

*puts on steel cleats*

*wipes feet on the mat*

Hmmm...

I know what's missing!

*paints WELCOME on parrona's face*

Phytophthora Infestans, Statens

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?"

OMG YESSS

Itrosomia wrote:Cool.

*puts on steel cleats*

*wipes feet on the mat*

Hmmm...

I know what's missing!

*paints WELCOME on parrona's face*

thats much better

Statens wrote:OMG YESSS

wait... i just got the reference... wow

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*looks at coin* dude dont tease me with that, do you want me to tease you with a little squidie

Actually walruses perfer molluscs but we also eat many other kinds of benthic invertebrates including worms, gastropods, cephalopods, crustaceans, sea cucumbers, and other soft-bodied animals. We may occasionally prey on fishes such as polar cod.

Itrosomia wrote:Actually walruses perfer molluscs but we also eat many other kinds of benthic invertebrates including worms, gastropods, cephalopods, crustaceans, sea cucumbers, and other soft-bodied animals. We may occasionally prey on fishes such as polar cod.

*holds oyster in front of itros face and takes coin putting it into portal which goes into my horde*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:thats much better

wait... i just got the reference... wow

You seriously just understood that reference? *slow clapping*

Excuse me for a moment.

*destroys the entire population of orcas and polar bears*

There we go. Now walruses are at the top of the food chain.

Statens wrote:You seriously just understood that reference? *slow clapping*

shut up i havent watched it in a while! do you want to be an extension of the welcome mat? *holds up big needle with steel thread*

Statens, Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:shut up i havent watched it in a while! do you want to be an extension of the welcome mat? *holds up big needle with steel thread*

I have never watched it!

...

...

What are we talking about again?

Itrosomia wrote:I have never watched it!

...

...

What are we talking about again?

Mulan

Itrosomia wrote:Excuse me for a moment.

*destroys the entire population of orcas and polar bears*

There we go. Now walruses are at the top of the food chain.

*eats the dead carcasses of the orcas and polar bears*

KREEEEEE!!!

Click krr krr krr

(Wazzup?)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

Sons Of Culveria wrote:Mulan

Ohhh...

Still never watched it.

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*eats the dead carcasses of the orcas and polar bears*

KREEEEEE!!!

Click krr krr krr

(Wazzup?)

the skies up, oh and what do you think of the welcome mat? *points at parron with welcome painted on his face*

Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:the skies up, oh and what do you think of the welcome mat? *points at parron with welcome painted on his face*

*wipes pincers and legs on the mat*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:the skies up, oh and what do you think of the welcome mat? *points at parron with welcome painted on his face*

Hey!

I was going to say that!

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*wipes pincers and legs on the mat*

if statens keeps whatever hes up to up hes becoming the add on *points big needle with steel thread at [nation=short]Statens[/nation]*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:the skies up, oh and what do you think of the welcome mat? *points at parron with welcome painted on his face*

Wait, what door is it in front of?

Itrosomia wrote:Hey!

I was going to say that!

too bad, if there was a ceiling idve said the ceiling, either that or id have started a WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP chain thing like from that one movie

Itrosomia wrote:Wait, what door is it in front of?

the door of spiritus,

Heresy

Heresy

Heresy

Heresy

and

Heresy

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy

Heresy

Heresy

Heresy

and

Heresy

*kicks parrona and sews him to the ground* there, stay there *combines multiple doors into one door to many places and sews it to parron* there, now everyone that steps through will be able to wipe there feet on you *devie wipes his feet on parron* ive trained devie well

The Parron Republic wrote:Heresy

Heresy

Heresy

Heresy

and

Heresy

Why is the doormat talking?

Itrosomia wrote:Why is the doormat talking?

not sure, *gets idea and lightbulb appears above my head and i sew parrons mouth shut*

Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:not sure, *gets idea and lightbulb appears above my head and i sew parrons mouth shut*

*looks at lightbulb* wheres that from?

The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:Nothing but Heresy!

I got this.

*stuffs a cork into his mouth*

The Parron Republic wrote:Nothing but Heresy!

Itrosomia wrote:I got this.

*stuffs a cork into his mouth*

*sews cork to his lips*

Itrosomia

Itrosomia wrote:I got this.

*stuffs a cork into his mouth*

itro help theres a light thingy hovering above me head!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro help theres a light thingy hovering above me head!

Hmm...

*taps it*

*turns it into a baby dragon*

There you go.

The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:Hmm...

*taps it*

*turns it into a baby dragon*

There you go.

*looks at the thingy and picks it up* hmm, *sets it down and it runs at parron and bites his toes*

*casts an immobilization spell on parrona*

Itrosomia wrote:*casts an immobilization spell on parrona*

hes already sewed to the ground with steel thread

8 hours ago: Mahxfd ceased to exist.

*100 deviljhos lay asleep bellies full*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:deviljhos are classified as brute wyverns, i am god of dragons and dragon like creatures. like wyverns. theyre just nicknamed picklesaurus

I'm still uncertain as to what makes you a god.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Mrglglglgland wrote:I'm still uncertain as to what makes you a god.

did you make the first dragons? did you carve and chisel them out of the very materials theyre made of and shape and mold them? hmm? did you infuse them with some of your own power and life essence? didja?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:did you make the first dragons? did you carve and chisel them out of the very materials theyre made of and shape and mold them? hmm? did you infuse them with some of your own power and life essence? didja?

Dragons are nothing more than pictures and text here.

Mrglglglgland wrote:I'm still uncertain as to what makes you a god.

I second this statement.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:Dragons are nothing more than pictures and text here.

I second this statement.

shut up! *pulls the threads taught and ties them*

Itrosomia

The Parron Republic wrote:Dragons are nothing more than pictures and text here.

I second this statement.

I understand how you feel.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Audriany wrote:I understand how you feel.

we have an add on! *sews audriany to parron*

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:we have an add on! *sews audriany to parron*

Now we have more room for a message!

*paints TO SPIRITUS on audriany's face*

Sons Of Culveria wrote:we have an add on! *sews audriany to parron*

Itrosomia wrote:Now we have more room for a message!

*paints TO SPIRITUS on audriany's face*

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