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Region: Spiritus
Congrats! Loving the way that wolf and moon look :)
Matrixulated
Ayye, thanks :')
Matrixulated, Zarand
17 hours ago: New libertarian states ceased to exist.
⬆My rule: Always have a light dinner🍗🍷, and a BIG breakfast!🍖🍳⬇
5 hours ago: Faith bactanova ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: The crusaders of rhodes ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Bootylandd ceased to exist.
🍴 OM NOM NOM NOM NOM 🍴
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Marli, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Oh yea, saw that too, gonna change it someday..
I think I gonna stay with the korean flag, but like an other color and so on ^^
Working on it right now! :D
Matrixulated
hi guys
Matrixulated
Hi, [nation=short]Autonomous mapsuetia[/nation]! :D
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Hi, I want to be a puppet state.
Matrixulated
You either are one or you are not; you cannot really just ask to be one! - You are only a "puppet state" IMO, if you are the smaller nation (or atleast one of them) in a group of nations created and run by the same person; where the largest, oldest nation tends to be the main one...
Matrixulated, Zarand
Seems legit.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand
What precisely do you mean by puppet state? In the sense that other people tell you what to do?
Matrixulated, Zarand
Greetings fellow peoples of Spiritus! - As you can see I'm new here, infact new to NationStates aswell - I picked this region because it has Spirit; I hope in more than one sense!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Offering services in exchange for protection et cetera.
Matrixulated
[A wine bottle, with a piece of paper inside finds it's way to the ground. Inside of it is a map, with the foreign words:
"Xthsabesti Kunga Matonga Spiritois"]
(Hey, first real post here. I got that 'international event' thing involving Brasilistan and decided to make a risk-like map of Spiritus. Of course it hardly contains all the nations, and I'm certain it's not very accurate because I don't know how people view their nations. I included my nations New Taured and The Bab in it, as well as various others. I hope you guys enjoy it somewhat, sorry I couldn't include everybody's! http://oi66.tinypic.com/2vmu1d5.jpg )
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Imagisphere
Doesn't really work like that, mate, sorry. If you want to RP yourself as a puppet state, I'd recommend maybe heading over to the RP Forums, specifically the Factbooks and National Information Center (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewforum.php?f=23&sid=8e7a0983f3f4f3736eec2e0b0df1aa88), and look into writing up a factbook about yourself in which you classify yourself as a puppet state. From there, you can get involved on all the various ongoing RP!
Matrixulated
If you want to get involved in a similar type of Roleplay that we already have running (Map created by a citizen of Spiritus, [nation=short]Bonaether[/nation]), you should join the Spiritus forums!
The area of the forums that we have our map is here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/4220540/
All you need to do to join in is create a forum account and apply for a spot on the map. Bon will periodically update the map to include new nations, so the sooner you get an application in, the sooner you should get on the map!
And if you find that you enjoy that section of the forums, why not apply for Citizenship and get to see all that Spiritus has to offer?
Matrixulated, Bonaether
Apparently my nation has weird Rhinodogs and I'm a Psychotic Dictator
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Imagisphere
Congratulations [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]! :P
Matrixulated
Who wants a copy of Bad Rats?
Matrixulated, The Racist Vegans
Hey, it's me, The Imagisphere!
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Imagisphere
First, welcome one and all to the new nations, (welcome WITH sprinkles) who chose Spiritus as their new home.
Welcome, and thank you.
Second, the current World Assembly issue in hand, to repeal the Red Fleet's WA commendation . . .
Nazis?
Nazis??
It makes my skin crawl.
I have never commented on WA issues in this forum before. I don't know if it breaks protocol, but OMFG!
My apologies, but I had to vent.
M.
Yuyuko Saigyouji
What's Bad Rats? :P
Hey guys, glad to be here!
May the Holy pink & yellow Donuts bless you all... I'll ask to my people to send to you all a plenty of good vibrations while our meditation this afternoon!
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Kautas
Yay donuts!!! :P
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Waz up
Polan can into space..?
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere
Post self-deleted by Bad Rats The Rats Revenge.
Only the best game ever made you uneducated trash that calls itself a "country"
Matrixulated, The Racist Vegans, Betty Kitten
Hey now, there's no need for that.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
He's right.
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
Sir there is complete need for that, what kind of country doesn't know and love bad rats the rats revenge?
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
I've never heard of it
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten
What has this world come to, you're parents were cruel if you don't know what the best game ever made was
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
*your
Betty Kitten
I've not heard of it either...
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
The nation that controls the Founder ;)
Given that most of the region clearly hasn't heard of the game, given the posts, perhaps it's a better idea to stop flaming and maybe explain to us what it's all about? I'm certainly interested to know!
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
I apologize if anyone took at as serious anger, it is pretty hard to understand sarcasm in a text post. Bad rats: the rats revenge is a puzzle game notoriously known across the Internet (especially the steam fan and player base) for being a god-awful video game that should never have been made, which has turned into a practical joke of giving people on your friends lists the game. I meant no harm and just meant my posts as a harm,was little joke to that, because I forgot that some people don't know or have steam or bad rats.
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Betty Kitten
You're good man, it's hard to tell anger from sarcasm/joking via text, no worries. Damn, I spend most of time gaming through Steam and have never heard of this. You've basically guaranteed that I'm going to go out and look at it now. Are you happy with what you've done?! D: Now I too will likely join the horde of those screaming about the terrors of this game.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
Talking about brilliant games, my friends recently recommended this game called 'Superman 64' to me. Should I get it? It's pretty expensive on eBay, I also hope it'll run on my iPod Shuffle.
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
No, don't get it. It's infamous for being one of the worst games in existence
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Imagisphere
Alright, thanks.
Also, I noticed the only GCR we don't have an embassy in is The West Pacific (I'm not sure if The Pacific is a GCR) and as a user who has most of his puppets in TWP, I'd really like if the poeple in charge of embassies here looked into this. Of course, I only run one region with one nation in it, so I don't know if making embassies is hard work, or if maybe the people in charge of things here don't get along with the people in charge of TWP, so if it can't be done, I understand.
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
Superman 64 Is AWFUL. I played it for about 10 secs. on an emulator and I'm pretty sure all you could do was fly. (Okay, not ten seconds, but long enough to know it was BAD.)
Matrixulated, Jellal, Betty Kitten
Hey y'all! I'm just wondering how to Choose a picture to appear in my board posts.
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
I'm here, you lil' rapscallions! You better appreciate Grumpy Grandpa!
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
You might have to fight for that role, we've got plenty of grumpy grandpa types here! :D
Matrixulated, Jellal, Betty Kitten
Back in my day, there was only one Grumpy Grandpa! I'll be damned if I don't keep up with that tradition! Now, where did my teeth go..?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
If Granpa is grumpy I propose a prescription for Euthanasia!
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand, Betty Kitten
*hands your teeth to you*
Yup, you'll fit right in :D
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
Hello sir, I was wondering if you could spare us a moment to talk about Jezus?
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
Post by Paradise Place Recruitment suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Join Paradise Place today!!!!!!!!!!
You will love it there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did Brasilistan rise from the dead? I already invaded them. (An International Incident)
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Betty Kitten
New Foreign Update everyone! It's posted to the WFE! :D
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
I think I ended up inviting them for tea and biscuits . . .
M.
Darkweb, Zarand, Betty Kitten
Read this folks! It's a fantastic sum-up of the past few months :)
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
What is wfe? I have no knowledge of it and so it must not exist.
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
World Factbook Entry, sorry there's a lot of acronyms to catch up on within your first few months of NS. The Foreign Update is the top dispatch pinned to it :)
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
i want to know what can i do in spiritus as a member ? :p
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
I propose you a prescription of the WRATH OF MY WALKING STICK!
Young un's and their emoticons. Grumble.
Could you spare me a moment to call my bulldog? SICK 'EM, BUTCH!
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
ROFLMAO !!
Oh, ooh, my hip!
M.
Betty Kitten
Imposter! - You're a grumpy grandpa that knows what emoticons are, let alone that they even exist! - Most grandpa's I know would be confused by the idea, and have never heard of them! - I won't feel "the wrath of your walking stick", I'm a pacifist and believe in non-violence, (and so will run away!); and before you ask about how I can be against violence, yet pro-euthanasia; well I'm just trying to relieve you of your suffering, but then again research shows that negative (unproductive) stress and emotion shortens lifespan so maybe you don't have long anyhow!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten
BULLSHIT! Mary, go get my rifle!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand, South Antawasi, Zahmoonduh, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
Wow, miss 2 days and activity just goes through the roof
Matrixulated, Jellal, Zarand, Betty Kitten
Back in my day, activity was more polite! It went around the roof instead of plain breaking it!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Zarand, Betty Kitten
Thanx for the bulldog! - Jedi-Zombi Jezus needed a nibble,... and a new pet! - He's one of us now; he's a zombulldog - Thanx
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten
Jedi-Zombi Jezus waves his hand infront of Mary's face, saying;
"These are not the targets you're looking for!"
Mary and Grumpy Grandpa are a late night snack!
Matrixulated, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
BUTCH! Why, I ought to-
Grumpy Grandpa used Nuke!
It's super effective! Jedi-Zombi Jezus fainted..
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Jedi-Zombi Jezus does not faint - He has no significant need for the normal processes that keep a body maintained and running at normal efficiency - He is undead! Perhaps you should...
[spoiler=Know Thine Enemy]Jedi-Zombi Jezus is the undead zombified body of Jezus, and the nation he founded after his "death" and resurrection.
An intensely sensitive, somewhat effeminate, spiritual man; born under unusual and meager circumstances, to a simple woman, who claimed to be a virgin, but who had most likely (and logically) cheated on her busy, sexually inadequate, carpenter of a husband; at least once, if not more! - A husband who'd never consummated the marriage, or provided for her much more than a home in which to toil in, and thus in the eyes of the Creator the marriage was null and void anyway!
And thus it was that the creator saw fit to give the woman a night of heavenly Passion; where she hallucinated much in the fits of ecstacy, and shortly thereafter a child was borne, with no Earthly father figure to use as a role model, and the child was named Jezus.
The man became a preacher and messenger of the Creator; the "Father of all Creation" and thus Humanity - Verily we are all the children of the Creator, but Jezus was special, he came to know the secrets of the Father, know His mind, and hear His voice, and perform His miracles - It was torture for a normal human mind and body to endure, and so the Creator saw that it was necessary to allow this special man to neither go on living in torture, nor ever die, for he was chosen to bring about a nation and church dedicated to the Father - A Judas was chosen to perform a ritual sacrifice of both his master and then himself; giving his soul to his master, to seal the magic that the Creator intended to imbue this man with; making him a man above all other men; this "Son" amongst all the children of the Creator, an undead, magical, miracle-working, Jedi-Zombi master - Jezus fell into a death-like sleep for 3 days and awoke as the indestructible Jedi-Zombi Jezus, eating Judas' body as his first meal, and thence set forth on his mission to create a legion and horde of followers, and in time a nation and church of Jedi-Zombi Jezuits...
- A Nuke would only create more fodder and potential soldiers for my hordes! - Go ahead; make my day!![/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Bruddhistan
Well that escalated quickly! *RUNS!*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*Evil maniacal laugh*
Back in my day, people were NORMAL!
Darkweb, Zarand, Betty Kitten, Autonomous Mapsuetia
Please, define. I'm not sure I'd recognize normal if it walked up and bit me on the ass!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
No, no they weren't. Nice try son.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Caergalen
Our St. IVes Research Departement for Geriatric Remedies 'stumbled' upon a small group of your natives in our territory.
While - at first - this was a great opportunity for experimental science and of 'hands-on' field testing, things have turned in a somewhat problematic direction.
Our special 'no carbs,fat free and sugarless' diet of dried lettuce didn't get the appraisal from them we hoped for - and when we recommended that they perhaps should stop smoking, things really went south.
Now your Grumpy Grandpa's secretly have started to conjouring up some vile liquid in a strange process:
https://youtu.be/C7kV6y4PQeI
Please advise!
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Betty Kitten
Why are my cousins Jeremiah and Jebediah in your human rights lovefest?! You disgust me!
Thith- Ah, thit, where are my theeth.. Ehm, did you live in my heyday, sonny? You didn't see me in my younger days! I was the betht of the betht! Waith- For fuths sake..
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Zarand, South Antawasi, Betty Kitten
Most likely I was there~didn't enjoy it at the time, don't want to talk about it now. Kept my head done and provided covering fire.
Matrixulated, Zarand, Betty Kitten
Uhh I think someone escaped from the home. These nice men here will listen to all of your delightful ramblings. No don't fight it. It's OK. We will visit you on your birthday in 2 years. No don't worry about my phone number or address. I'll call you. I have the number. Promise I have it. Yes of course I will think of you when I watch matlock.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
Om shanti shanti Ommmmmm!
*Dances around the RMB in a blur of saffron, incense, and ringing bells*
Matrixulated, Zarand, Betty Kitten
I enjoy your flag.
Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan
It is nice isn't it!
Betty Kitten
..BUTCH! GET 'EM!
Matrixulated
"HorseForceNation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies."
That's a really interesting data, of you take a look at my trend...
Matrixulated
Don't worry, Animal Control will make sure to take perfect care of your dog.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan
He hasn't had a dog in 12 years. Don't tell him though. It's easier this way.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan
oh my god I just lost my sht at that reply
I've been laughing for almost 5 minutes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand, Bruddhistan
The_Grumpy_Grandpa - I like your new flag!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Thank ye, boyo. I requested those flag maker SISSIES! to make it but they refused, saying "They didn't like making joke flags." Did it look like I was joking? I'm an old man, damn it!
So I just made it myself, using good ol' paint, not the trash expensive stuff they use.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan
I like how on the new flag it makes it look like the Grumpy Grandpa is focussed in as a target!
Matrixulated, Bruddhistan
The elderly are always a target. We're.. weak.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan
Post self-deleted by Muzlamic State.
*Drops suspicious looking tatty bag, and a couple of unusually shaped and poorly wrapped packages, down the chimney of this RMB and runs away shouting; "Aloha Akbar! Aloha Akbar!! ALOHA AKBAR!!!"*
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Me too. I was drinking hot Earl Grey and nearly choked with laughter.
Classic.
M.
Damn, Sanity Claws speaks Navrabish Powaiian (A smattering of Navajo, Arabic, Spanish, Pomo, and Hawaiian). A language group I made up 20 years ago for a D&D character. I will be double dipped and seep fried...
Matrixulated, Muzlamic State
Who let the Hawaiians play dress up as Santa?
Matrixulated, Muzlamic State, Bruddhistan
Shoot I left my Christmas cosplays out again. I think the midget stole the baby reindeer suit.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Muzlamic State, Bruddhistan
Happy Christmas Day to all Nations from Equilism!
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Kautas, Bruddhistan
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from the Rejected Realms!
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Kautas, Bruddhistan
Birth huh? - Not as amazing as resurrection, I can tell you, but just as icky!
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Bruddhistan
Merry Christmas to all of Spiritus and NationStates!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Bruddhistan
Merry Christmas to our friends in Spiritus from your friends in Texas!
Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Zahmoonduh, Bruddhistan
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Written by Refuge Isle.