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Sons Of Culveria wrote:whoa whoa whoa whatre you doing with baby penguins?

Well, they are complementary for a limited time.

Here, have one.

*hands you a baby penguin*

The Salaxalans

[nation=short]The_Parron_Republic[/nation], really?? Stop spamming [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]'s region! You're being a jerk, and you could get your nation deleted.

Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Also, hi [nation=short]Phytophthora Infestans[/nation]. :P

Phytophthora Infestans

Itrosomia wrote:Well, they are complementary for a limited time.

Here, have one.

*hands you a baby penguin*

*gently takes penguin* these arent presents. theyre baby animals *shows badge of environmentalist animal officer* ill be confiscating these baby penguins

The Parron Republic

The Salaxalans wrote:[nation=short]The_Parron_Republic[/nation], really?? Stop spamming [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]'s region! You're being a jerk, and you could get your nation deleted.

thank you [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]

The Salaxalans wrote:Also, Hi [nation=short]Phytophthora Infestans[/nation]. :P

*Smiles knowingly at [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:*Smiles knowingly at [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]*

*looks at infestans concernedly*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Let's take a moment to congratulate Pixelpark for succeeding myself as regional trade leader. :3 Mazel tov!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:*gently takes penguin* these arent presents. theyre baby animals *shows badge of environmentalist animal officer* ill be confiscating these baby penguins

But, these are orphan penguins. I'm trying to give them good homes.

Speaking of...

Here are your adoption papers, infestans.

*hands him a stack of papers as tall as the earthen moon*

We like to make sure that you would never hurt the penguin.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:But, these are orphan penguins. I'm trying to give them good homes.

Speaking of...

Here are your adoption papers, infestans.

*hands him a stack of papers as tall as the earthen moon*

We like to make sure that you would never hurt the penguin.

i know a good mother to raise them itro, shes big and part penguin, she also currently lost her egg, *carries confiscated baby penguins to big icy area with a huge penguin that looks sad and has two small wings on her back but arent her flippers* this is pengu the penguin dragon, (if you play dragon city youll know this kind of dragon) *i place the baby penguins at her feet and she looks at them happily like a mother and ushers them between her feet where penguins have there chicks stay to keep warm and its big enough for all of them* there *she settles happily with the baby penguins* see? *the baby penguins quickly fall asleep in the perfect warmth* shes happy and the baby penguins are happy

Itrosomia

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragoncity/images/9/9e/Penguin_Dragon_3.png/revision/20140530210823)

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i know a good mother to raise them itro, shes big and part penguin, she also currently lost her egg, *carries confiscated baby penguins to big icy area with a huge penguin that looks sad and has two small wings on her back but arent her flippers* this is pengu the penguin dragon, (if you play dragon city youll know this kind of dragon) *i place the baby penguins at her feet and she looks at them happily like a mother and ushers them between her feet where penguins have there chicks stay to keep warm and its big enough for all of them* there *she settles happily with the baby penguins* see? *the baby penguins quickly fall asleep in the perfect warmth* shes happy and the baby penguins are happy

Yay!

Itrosomia wrote:Yay!

everyones happy, now lets get out of here so she doesnt see us as a threat to her babies. *briskly walks out of the room area*

"A crutch!, A crutch I say! Why ask you for a sword?!"

The Salaxalans

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:"A crutch!, A crutch I say! Why ask you for a sword?!"

who are you?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:who are you?

Some weird guy who comes into the RMB occasionally and quotes random things that nobody knows about.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:Some weird guy who comes into the RMB occasionally and quotes random things that nobody knows about.

It's like parrona, but less insulting.

The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:It's like parrona, but less insulting.

weird

I'm incredibly disturbed by the lack of professionalism here. <-< Disturbed, but not surprised.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Consigahria wrote:I'm incredibly disturbed by the lack of professionalism here. <-< Disturbed, but not surprised.

Why would we want to be professional?

Phytophthora Infestans

*starts eating chicken and waffles*

Anybody want some?

*conjures a buffet of chicken and waffle related things*

Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Itrosomia wrote:*starts eating chicken and waffles*

Anybody want some?

*conjures a buffet of chicken and waffle related things*

*starts eating the live chickens*

KREEEEEE!!!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i know a good mother to raise them itro, shes big and part penguin, she also currently lost her egg, *carries confiscated baby penguins to big icy area with a huge penguin that looks sad and has two small wings on her back but arent her flippers* this is pengu the penguin dragon, (if you play dragon city youll know this kind of dragon) *i place the baby penguins at her feet and she looks at them happily like a mother and ushers them between her feet where penguins have there chicks stay to keep warm and its big enough for all of them* there *she settles happily with the baby penguins* see? *the baby penguins quickly fall asleep in the perfect warmth* shes happy and the baby penguins are happy

For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.

The moment she will say "lets eat baby pinguins", I can't really say what will happen.

I hope it's the one where there isn't supposed to be a comma.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.

The moment she will say "lets eat baby pinguins", I can't really say what will happen.

I hope it's the one where there isn't supposed to be a comma.

You want some chicken and/or waffles ?

Itrosomia wrote:You want some chicken and/or waffles ?

Yes.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes.

Help yourself to the buffet!

Amalgam Of Atoms

Itrosomia wrote:*prepares minigun for possibly annoying simulations*

YOU MUPPET!!!

I.

Touché.

Well-played, sir.

M.

Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

*kicks down the door and strolls in*

How's it going, What'd I miss, and why are there so many embassies closing?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:No need to spam the RMB about it!

ALL IN CAPS TOO!

MR McSHOUTY!

Is that mind control?

Is [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation] trying to Jedi mind-trick us?

Are we crazy?

Am I crazy?

Where's [nation=short]russinadia[/nation]?

HELP!

M.

*arms flailing*

AHHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:why dont you make it rain walruses?

Itrosomia wrote:Shh!

They are napping right now.

Yah, they were up all night clubbing!

!

M.

Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Yah, they were up all night clubbing!

!

M.

Stop yelling we are taking a nap.

Matrixulated, Prunasia

Russinadia wrote:*kicks down the door and strolls in*

How's it going, What'd I miss, and why are there so many embassies closing?

We shut down the government becuse it was too boring.

Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Seamerica wrote:We shut down the government becuse it was too boring.

That's actually, uh, not too far off. :P The dispatch pinned to the WFE explains the situation!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Russinadia wrote:*kicks down the door and strolls in*

How's it going, What'd I miss, and why are there so many embassies closing?

As for what's going on...

I am running my chicken and waffle buffet if you want some.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Seamerica wrote:We shut down the government becuse it was too boring.

That makes sense.

The Salaxalans wrote:That's actually, uh, not too far off. :P The dispatch pinned to the WFE explains the situation!

I'm going with [nation=short]seamerica[/nation]'s expalnation, reading is boring.

Itrosomia wrote:As for what's going on...

I am running my chicken and waffle buffet if you want some.

But of course.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The chicken is cold,

like my dead heart.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I didn't really know you guys, but goodbye anyway! Good luck with your new government.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Endlos wrote:I didn't really know you guys, but goodbye anyway! Good luck with your new government.

Thank you!! Sorry about closing the embassy, nobody in your region's government responded to the TGs we sent. :/

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

"They saw that we weren't getting the same diseases as them, but failed to notice that it was because we don't allow animals to defecate in our drinking water as they do"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans

METAL GEAR?

Matrixulated

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Hello

Hey there, stranger.

What brings you to this terrible part of nationstates.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Neo Cynopolis.

Post self-deleted by Neo Cynopolis.

Seamerica wrote:Hey there, stranger.

What brings you to this terrible part of nationstates.

What happened to Spiritus in the last three years?

Matrixulated

Neo Cynopolis wrote:What happened to Spiritus in the last three years?

There is some discussion about that.

Some say it others when Rogue lumberjacks dissapeared.

Some say it started with "Salaxalans 2016".

Some say it started with spam.

Others say it happened when the title "Warlord of the hobo squids" was unjustly retired.

They all have the same conclusion, however:

In my days stuff was better. We went to Spiritus when it snowed. And we had to go uphill. And then we went back home. Through the snow. Also uphill. And it was better than today!

(grumbling optional)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Alekseandrea wrote:There is some discussion about that.

Some say it others when Rogue lumberjacks dissapeared.

Some say it started with "Salaxalans 2016".

Some say it started with spam.

Others say it happened when the title "Warlord of the hobo squids" was unjustly retired.

They all have the same conclusion, however:

In my days stuff was better. We went to Spiritus when it snowed. And we had to go uphill. And then we went back home. Through the snow. Also uphill. And it was better than today!

(grumbling optional)

Why did Culveria come back, oh yes, we taunted it.

Where's my joy?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:There is some discussion about that.

Some say it others when Rogue lumberjacks dissapeared.

Some say it started with "Salaxalans 2016".

Some say it started with spam.

Others say it happened when the title "Warlord of the hobo squids" was unjustly retired.

They all have the same conclusion, however:

In my days stuff was better. We went to Spiritus when it snowed. And we had to go uphill. And then we went back home. Through the snow. Also uphill. And it was better than today!

(grumbling optional)

I left Spiritus at some point last year.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:There is some discussion about that.

Some say it others when Rogue lumberjacks dissapeared.

Some say it started with "Salaxalans 2016".

Some say it started with spam.

Others say it happened when the title "Warlord of the hobo squids" was unjustly retired.

They all have the same conclusion, however:

In my days stuff was better. We went to Spiritus when it snowed. And we had to go uphill. And then we went back home. Through the snow. Also uphill. And it was better than today!

(grumbling optional)

I wasn't here then but spiritus seems fine right now.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Why did Culveria come back, oh yes, we taunted it.

Where's my joy?

We hath brought this personal hell upon ourselves! Repent sinners, for the spam apocalypse is near!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Hey, I don't mind culveria!

Itrosomia wrote:I wasn't here then but spiritus seems fine right now.

In your own. Twisted. Way.

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, I don't mind culveria!

Yes you do.

Russinadia wrote:We hath brought this personal hell upon ourselves! Repent sinners, for the spam apocalypse is near!

I agree!

Our actions led to this, repent!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Russinadia wrote:Yes you do.

😐

NO

Russinadia wrote:Yes you do.

itro is my ally fool. he puns with me

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro is my ally fool. he puns with me

Reeeee

The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Russinadia wrote:Reeeee

The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Edited twice.

Itrosomia wrote:😐

NO

At the very least, I will only spam in retaliation (did you get it now? Culveria?), you however...

P. S. : Stop the habit of keeping one answer to one post, please.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:itro is my ally fool. he puns with me

Edit: We know that, alright?

Russinadia wrote:Reeeee

Uh...

The Parron Republic wrote:Edited twice.

At the very least, I will only spam in retaliation (did you get it now? Culveria?), you however...

P. S. : Stop the habit of keeping one answer to one post, please.

Edit: We know that, alright?

Uh...

ill work on it alright?

The f*ck did I miss?

Matrixulated

Neo Cynopolis wrote:The f*ck did I miss?

the fudge are you?

Itrosomia

alright i think i scared the new guy off, who wants some puns?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:the fudge are you?

The f*ck are you?

Matrixulated

8 hours ago: Oswell ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Canyon-country ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Cusena ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Siok ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Republican states of ethanopia ceased to exist.

*several thousand sleeping deviljhos with full bellies*

Neo Cynopolis wrote:The f*ck are you?

The frog are you?

Matrixulated

Neo Cynopolis wrote:The f*ck are you?

I am me, and no one else is me, because i am me. therefore i know who i am, yet i dont, but do you know who you are?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:8 hours ago: Oswell ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Canyon-country ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Cusena ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Siok ceased to exist.

8 hours ago: Republican states of ethanopia ceased to exist.

*several thousand sleeping deviljhos with full bellies*

*munch munch munch*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Itrosomia wrote:The frog are you?

Who in the unholiest f*ckfests are you?

Matrixulated

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*munch munch munch*

dont touch my deviljhos, i gave you the peoples brains, dont touch the deviljhos, theyre nice

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Who in the unholiest f*ckfests are you?

Who the flying spudghetti monster are you?

Matrixulated

Sons Of Culveria wrote:I am me, and no one else is me, because i am me. therefore i know who i am, yet i dont, but do you know who you are?

I am who I am, tread not on me! I'm just a semi salty Neopagan returning to a region after leaving a dying one.

Matrixulated

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Who in the unholiest f*ckfests are you?

hey, Im the one thats the unholiest here, not itro

Neo Cynopolis

Itrosomia wrote:Who the flying spudghetti monster are you?

Who in the name of Horus are you?

Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:dont touch my deviljhos, i gave you the peoples brains, dont touch the deviljhos, theyre nice

*looks up from his macaroni and cheese and humans confused*

The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Neo Cynopolis wrote:I am who I am, tread not on me! I'm just a semi salty Neopagan returning to a region after leaving a dying one.

well that sounds most unfortunate

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*looks up from his macaroni and cheese and humans confused*

never mind

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hey, Im the one thats the unholiest here, not itro

Actually my secularism is higher in my country but never mind.

The Parron Republic

Sons Of Culveria wrote:hey, Im the one thats the unholiest here, not itro

According to judeo-christian belief, I'd fall into that category. I'm an apostate to Christendom for personal reasons...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Neo Cynopolis wrote:According to judeo-christian belief, I'd fall into that category. I'm an apostate to Christendom for personal reasons...

And I'm a Taoist!

Oh yeah, not many Asians here.

*sigh*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Neo Cynopolis wrote:According to judeo-christian belief, I'd fall into that category. I'm an apostate to Christendom for personal reasons...

im a Draconist

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im a Draconist

wait, is it normal for a god to be classified as a believer of its own religion?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im a Draconist

It was my idea.

You thanked me for it.

Prunasia wrote:And I'm a Taoist!

Oh yeah, not many Asians here.

*sigh*

*blinks*

You know, that flag looks familiar.

When I see it, my eye twitches, I grate my teeth, and I have a sudden urge to strangle someone.

Prunasia wrote:And I'm a Taoist!

Oh yeah, not many Asians here.

*sigh*

Nice, I follow both of the Celtic and Egyptian Pantheons. I'm torn between the two due to connections of ancestry and that an Egyptian funerary deity gave me more peace at funerals than the Christian trinity.

Itrosomia wrote:*blinks*

You know, that flag looks familiar.

When I see it, my eye twitches, I grate my teeth, and I have a sudden urge to strangle someone.

Red alert 3, anyone?

Neo Cynopolis

The Parron Republic wrote:It was my idea.

You thanked me for it.

yes i know, look at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] youll see i have it as my national religion

Itrosomia wrote:*blinks*

You know, that flag looks familiar.

When I see it, my eye twitches, I grate my teeth, and I have a sudden urge to strangle someone.

it looks like parrons

Itrosomia

Sons Of Culveria wrote:im a Draconist

Walrism is not technically a religion since it is common knowledge that the chaos walrus (aka me) will eventually decimate everything in existence and stay that way forever.

Itrosomia wrote:*blinks*

You know, that flag looks familiar.

When I see it, my eye twitches, I grate my teeth, and I have a sudden urge to strangle someone.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes i know, look at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] youll see i have it as my national religion

it looks like parrons

He mentioned Prunasia, so, this came up.

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Nice, I follow both of the Celtic and Egyptian Pantheons. I'm torn between the two due to connections of ancestry and that an Egyptian funerary deity gave me more peace at funerals than the Christian trinity.

Good luck then!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

My stupid brother went on my nationstates and made my country eat walruses!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!

The Salaxalans

Itrosomia wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAA

My stupid brother went on my nationstates and made my country eat walruses!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!

oh dear goodness why?

Prunasia wrote:Good luck then!

I have a feeling i'm going to be going back and forth between the realms of Lord Cernunnos and the Egyptian Duat.

Neo Cynopolis wrote:Nice, I follow both of the Celtic and Egyptian Pantheons. I'm torn between the two due to connections of ancestry and that an Egyptian funerary deity gave me more peace at funerals than the Christian trinity.

I follow Swamkism, the SwAnKiEsT of religions.

Itrosomia

Prunasia wrote:And I'm a Taoist!

Oh yeah, not many Asians here.

*sigh*

You Heretic!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes i know, look at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] youll see i have it as my national religion

it looks like parrons

Of course it does, not sure who did it though.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yes i know, look at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] youll see i have it as my national religion

Hurrah!

Itrosomia wrote:Walrism is not technically a religion since it is common knowledge that the chaos walrus (aka me) will eventually decimate everything in existence and stay that way forever.

Heresy!

Sons Of Culveria wrote:oh dear goodness why?

ALL OF THE POOR WALRUSES!!!

THEY ARE BEING EATEN!!!

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I GET THE SAME ISSUE TWICE?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAA

I DONT KNOW WHY I AM STILL YELLING!!!

I THINK I HAVE MADE MY POINT CLEAR.

I AM GOING TO STOP YELLING NOW!!!

The Salaxalans

Itrosomia wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAA

My stupid brother went on my nationstates and made my country eat walruses!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!

That cannibal!

Neo Cynopolis wrote:I have a feeling i'm going to be going back and forth between the realms of Lord Cernunnos and the Egyptian Duat.

Watch out for sobek. He's annoying. Also, make sure to put on sunscreen at the lake of fire.

The Parron Republic wrote:That cannibal!

Excuse me I will be gone 5 minutes to kill my brother.

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