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The lamas are the real problem if you destroy the lamas you destroy the potatoes

Aotan wrote:*The POTANS constantly chant "POTATA are superior. POTATA will prevail."

*A bunch of beasts attempt to attack. The beasts' insides, containing traces of missile, are spread across Culveria.

Just wait until Draconos returns. What you need on your side is…a god. I think I can help you there. Potato Jesus Christ! I CALL ON YOU! COME FORTH AND HELP THE ATTACKING POTATOES!

I think the lamas need to die

The only god you need is raptor Jesuz he is the the son of the most powerful God the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Fiiiine. I'll help.

*I fall from the sky punching straight through a dragon whilst an epic soundtrack plays in the background*

I shall take care of the monsters! Just get your men to the capital!

Potatogion, Faulknation

Potatos, flying spaghetti monsters and lamas. This region is infested.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Esperossa wrote:Potatos, flying spaghetti monsters and lamas. This region is infested.

Too much. Whe need to cut back on two of those things.

I am the one true Flying Spaghetti Monster please attack the lamas and potatoes

Get rid of the lamas and potatoes a war needs to happen to destroy them

What are we up too now? Three gods? Maybe more. I think we need a good god killing up in here.

Grumpy Grandma

attacking me is a grave mistake *i wave my hand destroying all invaders instantaneously and there souls are taken under my control and reborn instantaneously as many different species of dragons under my control*

Potatogion

*and the increase in number of dragons furthers my power more*

Potatogion

*looks at potato jesus and grabs him by the neck* HOW DARE YOU HARM ONE OF MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:attacking me is a grave mistake *i wave my hand destroying all invaders instantaneously and there souls are taken under my control and reborn instantaneously as many different species of dragons under my control*

Culveria wrote:*and the increase in number of dragons furthers my power more*

You've got quite an imagination.

Potatogion

Esperossa wrote:You've got quite an imagination.

*looks at the nuclear nation* humans have harmed my children for thousands of years, in the name of gods, there gods have harmed my children, now is my time of vengeance! *my eyes glow*

Potatogion

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:Fiiiine. I'll help.

*I fall from the sky punching straight through a dragon whilst an epic soundtrack plays in the background*

I shall take care of the monsters! Just get your men to the capital!

Thank you my lord!

Esperossa wrote:You've got quite an imagination.

What's really happening...

Culveria's capital gates have been breached and POTANS have all sectors under control.

The leader of Culveria has already surrendered to the glory of POTATA, POTATO, LLAMA and LLAMO.

Quite anti-climatic, but there shall be no more savagery concerning children of POTATA, POTATO, LLAMA and LLAMO.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Potatogion

Aotan wrote:Thank you my lord!

What's really happening...

Culveria's capital gates have been breached and POTANS have all sectors under control.

The leader of Culveria has already surrendered to the glory of POTATA, POTATO, LLAMA and LLAMO.

Quite anti-climatic, but there shall be no more savagery concerning children of POTATA, POTATO, LLAMA and LLAMO.

i am the leader you fool, i never surrender *this means war by nickleback starts playing as dragons fly to me and turn into heavily armed and armored soldiers ready for combat as my legion keeps growing*

Potatogion, Faulknation

Culveria wrote:*looks at potato jesus and grabs him by the neck* HOW DARE YOU HARM ONE OF MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!

They looked like they needed help. What sort of god would I be if I ignored those who asked for help, normal Jesus?

The Salaxalans, Potatogion

tell your people to stop or they will be slaughtered, this is for the protection of my nation and people, tell them to withdraw!

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:They looked like they needed help. What sort of god would I be if I ignored those who asked for help, normal Jesus?

Potatogion

tell them to withdraw and the rage of ancients shall sleep another one million millennia

Potatogion

TELL THEM TO WITHDRAW!!!!!! *i roar shaking heaven and hell and earth and every other dimension*

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:i am the leader you fool, i never surrender *this means war by nickleback starts playing as dragons fly to me and turn into heavily armed and armored soldiers ready for combat as my legion keeps growing*

A squadron of POTAHELI destroy Culveria's dragons and soldiers, transforming them to ashes.

Riots spread throughout Culveria due to the leader's wish to continue to fight in a lost war.

"They offered us peace, yet you choose to let Culveria be further destroyed through your ignorance!" a Culverian citizen shouts.

Potatogion

Aotan wrote:A squadron of POTAHELI destroy Culveria's dragons and soldiers, transforming them to ashes.

Riots spread throughout Culveria due to the leader's wish to continue to fight in a lost war.

"They offered us peace, yet you choose to let Culveria be further destroyed through your ignorance!" a Culverian citizen shouts.

(DONT FREAKING ALTER MY KINGDOMS WISHES YOU CANT GET INSIDE IT!!!, I SAID BEFORE THERES A BARRIER THATB LETS NOTHING PASS WITHOUT MY CONSENT. AND AGAIN DONT MESS WITH MY NATION THEY ARE ENTIRELY LOYAL TO ME AND WOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!! SO YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING TO IT!)

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:faulknation where have you been? and potatogion you are aware otatogion has otatonadia too

I have been a little busy...

Potatogion

Faulknation wrote:I have been a little busy...

thats understandable

Potatogion

I told you guys. I warned you about fighting a god. You cannot go into a god's domain bringing war and hope to make it out alive.

Post self-deleted by Greapackwaliland.

Potatogion wrote:I told you guys. I warned you about fighting a god. You cannot go into a god's domain bringing war and hope to make it out alive.

potatogion, as the leading prophet of your god please ask your god to tell them to withdraw

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:potatogion, as the leading prophet of your god please ask your god to tell them to withdraw

I cannot control these people. I shall leave your nation peacefully and leave a warning to the attackers.

Aotan leave Culveria or you shall be destroyed by Draconos.

Potatogion

Culveria wrote:i am the leader you fool, i never surrender.

That's not what I heard.

Potatogion

Esperossa wrote:That's not what I heard.

i am the god-king of culveria! i am there god and king, i am the mighty Draconos!!!

Potatogion

their?

Potatogion

but... there is one higher than me, but only one. the mighty goddess-queen of culveria... my wife, she has returned as a goddess, known widely throughout culveria as Draccenna.

Faulknation

but she is at home and leaves these matters to me, for she would go on a rampage destroying galaxies and universes if i left her to meddle with you all

women are truly terrifying

Culveria wrote:women are truly terrifying

Don't you forget it :P

Culveria wrote:but... there is one higher than me, but only one. the mighty goddess-queen of culveria... my wife, she has returned as a goddess, known widely throughout culveria as Draccenna.

Is she from Canada by any chance?

NO OF COURSE NOT!!! Shes from Culveria like me (in real life from U.S as well. i hope something good happens here soon)

Faulknation

(from U.S like me)

So she's not the fictional girl-friend that you tell your friends about?

A moment of silence for the following CTE nations.

Warsovina

Harwaii

Agiccunitteight

Infernias

Culveria

Euphyris

Qurimo

Supersecret

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

somethings not right.

Esperossa wrote:So she's not the fictional girl-friend that you tell your friends about?

no shes not,

Esperossa wrote:somethings not right.

whys something not right?

Culveria wrote:NO OF COURSE NOT!!! Shes from Culveria like me (in real life from U.S as well. i hope something good happens here soon)

(Same)

somethings not right.

Somethings not right.

Culveria wrote:I hope something good happens here soon

I hope something good happens here soon too. But why wait? Make something good happen.

Culveria wrote:whys something not right?

Somehow Culveria made my list of CTE nations. I hope that wasn't foreshadowing.

Culveria wrote:NO OF COURSE NOT!!! Shes from Culveria like me (in real life from U.S as well. i hope something good happens here soon)

It's not looking good...but I guess, congrats?

thank you faulkes, is it ok if i call you that?

Culveria wrote:thank you faulkes, is it ok if i call you that?

I don't care (but I would prefer just faulk)

ok. wait, werent we in the middle of a war? or did that end?

Culveria wrote:ok. wait, werent we in the middle of a war? or did that end?

well, it seems like all is over. I could be wrong though *leans in and whispers* you never know with that potato Jesus...

potato jesus said they should stop so i think we won, it would have helped if you were here tho *reviving the fallen*

Culveria wrote:potato jesus said they should stop so i think we won, it would have helped if you were here tho *reviving the fallen*

sorry, I was busy keeping my people calm

I have it on good authority that it is just a lull. And the fallen now belong to the flying spaghetti monster, so don't waste your time.

those that die on my soil are my property, there souls never leave once they come here. *had put the fallen enemy soldiers souls into new dragons under my control* flying spaghetti monster has no power here, this is my domain

Esperossa wrote:I have it on good authority that it is just a lull. And the fallen now belong to the flying spaghetti monster, so don't waste your time.

Culveria wrote:those that die on my soil are my property, there souls never leave once they come here. *had put the fallen enemy soldiers souls into new dragons under my control* flying spaghetti monster has no power here, this is my domain

He sounds tasty. Perhaps the next grand meal should have him as the main dish.

Faulknation wrote:He sounds tasty. Perhaps the next grand meal should have him as the main dish.

take that up with her

Culveria wrote:take that up with her

Who might she be?

Culveria wrote:those that die on my soil are my property, there souls never leave once they come here.

Well, not me. My soul is permanently redeemable. Plus, you'd never catch it. My soul is really, really fast.

And it's their souls. Get your sh!t together [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]

Esperossa wrote:Well, not me. My soul is permanently redeemable. Plus, you'd never catch it. My soul is really, really fast.

And it's their souls. Get your sh!t together [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]

im sorry im focusing on cults worshipping fake gods, anti potato jesus and anti spaghetti monster, and i know, a rulers soul isnt easy to take.

and call me draconos, and know that im smiting anti potato jesus cults and anti saghetti monster cults, but half the reason is cause theyre against me too

Culveria wrote:and call me draconos, and know that im smiting anti potato jesus cults and anti saghetti monster cults, but half the reason is cause theyre against me too

do you need help?

Faulknation wrote:Who might she be?

her *points at esperossa*

that would be useful, im not the christians god, i can only be in about 100000 places at once, not everywhere

Culveria wrote:that would be useful, im not the christians god, i can only be in about 100000 places at once, not everywhere

I shall do the best I can

I'm not against potatoes or spaghetti draconos. I think both are delicious. Especially with chocolate milk.

Esperossa wrote:I'm not against potatoes or spaghetti draconos. I think both are delicious. Especially with chocolate milk.

*starts drooling slightly at the thought of food, while also destroying multiple different rebellions*

Faulknation wrote:well, it seems like all is over. I could be wrong though *leans in and whispers* you never know with that potato Jesus...

*looks over and glares at you*

* Joins the rebellion.

Esperossa wrote:* Joins the rebellion.

esperossa what are you doing?

This RMB is strange...

Every time I haven't seen it for while, I discover a large amount of new posts.

It's almost like it's quantum-locked when watched...

The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:*looks over and glares at you*

*stares back while smiling* 'owdy

Faulknation wrote:*stares back while smiling* 'owdy

*tips hat*

Ello m'nation.

Culveria wrote:esperossa what are you doing?

Suicide Squad

Potato Jesus Christ wrote:*tips hat*

Ello m'nation.

*tips fedora*

'ello m'man

Ty'squik bodorina.

Esperossa wrote:Suicide Squad

i suggest stepping away from the rebels *lifts one of my hands towards the rebels a energy charging in my hand readying to fire*

Culveria wrote:i suggest stepping away from the rebels *lifts one of my hands towards the rebels a energy charging in my hand readying to fire*

Woah woah woah, might want to chill a bit. All this killing will only make them charge more, and do we need more pointless bloodshed

Culveria wrote:that would be useful, im not the christians god, i can only be in about 100000 places at once, not everywhere

Ah, the Christian God. I haven't heard from him for a long while. He is not very active on this planet even being omnipresent and omnipotent, but if you worship him; you do you buddy. I wouldn't want to get into a religion fight over the Internet unless it is about potatoes.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Faulknation wrote:Woah woah woah, might want to chill a bit. All this killing will only make them charge more, and do we need more pointless bloodshed

smashing them with one blow will make it so they wont think of rebelling again, should i let my sons handle it instead? theyd make it another of there competitions, my true two sons, twins, noir and blanc.

Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:*tips fedora*

'ello m'man

*tips the three fedoras balanced on my head*

'Ello m'falk

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:smashing them with one blow will make it so they wont think of rebelling again, should i let my sons handle it instead? theyd make it another of there competitions, my true two sons, twins, noir and blanc.

This omnipotence is growing tiresome. I will eat your energy for lunch.

And then I will eat your Canadian girlfriend :P

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

You would count that as something good happening, right?

Esperossa wrote:You would count that as something good happening, right?

Maybe for Canada.

Faulknation

No don't go getting all offended now [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]. I'm teasing. I wouldn't eat your girlfriend.

who said this energy is the destructive part? *discharges the energy and it hits behind her opening a huge portal above it and a small dwarf star slams into the center of the rebels*

Hi

The Salaxalans

Esperossa wrote:And then I will eat your Canadian girlfriend :P

shes not canadian shes american

Potatogion wrote:Maybe for Canada.

and no i wouldnt count that as good id hunt you down even if you are a female

Esperossa

what are you going to do about your rebel buddies? *had just brought a dwarf star down upon them*

i dont even know anymore

The Salaxalans

Post self-deleted by Esperossa.

Culveria wrote:and no i wouldnt count that as good id hunt you down even if you are a female

I enjoy being hunted :x

Faulknation

Roast them? Oh... wait... [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] already did that with the dwarf star...

*looks at feet disappointedly*

Faulknation

Well hello there Cyrtes.

Cyrtes

Esperossa wrote:Well hello there Cyrtes.

Why hello Esperossa

Esperossa

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Written by Refuge Isle.