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Region: Spiritus
One thing to know.
You can only endorse 1+the number of endorsements you have.
cool beans ill keep that in mind
Oh and if you are still being bombarded with recruitment posts you can turn them off in telegram preferences.
*eats potato and the hand holding it in one huge chomping bite and marches off in deviljho form*
ouch.....THIS MEANS WAR
No.
*reverses time*
Sorry about culveria.
He hates potatoes.
Ususally he doesn't attack people.
you want war? you dont want war! *summons my legions of monster hunter monsters*
Ummmmm.
I wouldn't do that.
This is culverias puppet nation.
This is his real account
[nation=short]culveria[/nation]
He owns a region.
Sons Of Culveria
*summons a wall between them*
Stop that.
If you don't, I will get my friend Tainted Xenoblood out here.
But war is fun and you stole my potato *begins arming the missile hamsters*
k guys i was doin the jokes but the dude ate my hand and my potato
Cease.
Immediately.
i eat hamsters like theyre grits!
little bloody chewy delicious grits!
good he can eat the hamsters with me
One more violent post and I will call him.
He will also eat devilijhos.
*licks itro*
but hamsters are tastier
Choking on smoking bodies
burning,
turning black.
Filthy reeking corpses
meekly seeking meat
from weaker sources.
Stale pale shells
wander through a fading hell,
here they dwell
under a bloody sun
dripping light,
bright and burning,
slowly turning black.
is my breath that bad?
KREEEEEE!!!
Krrrrr click
(I have awakened)
*barges onto the battlefield and eats half of the hamsters and devilijhos*
KREEEEEE!!!
*deviljhos disappear before being eaten*
*spits acid everywhere dissolving parts of this dimension*
Click krrrrr
(No escape. You cannot warp through where there is nothing.)
they didnt warp. it was an illuuuuusion disappearing, aka they went into a hidden tunnel then into a portal back home
Krr click krrrrrrrrr
(No more. Next time, I won't be so nice.)
*goes and feasts on humans*
Sorry about this [nation=short]spoploppy[/nation] but full on war is not tolerated.
why not? besides *has human get hand out of my stomach then eats the human but not the hand* heres his hand back, i just wanted to destroy the potato
guys please make sure to help me during the nukings!
That was a decoy.
That was just a brown rock.
That nation is gone.
What do embassies do?
he left?
well they can allow the regions in embassies to be able to talk to people in the other region over the rmb
I think so.
Why did you creat SoC instead of just having an embassy?
they require an embassy on an off site thing, i cannot get onto the offsite thing
Oh. Ok.
*stabs a polar bear*
what are you doing to those polar bears?
They eat walrusses.
Hmmm...
There is a better way.
*resurects the polar bears*
*enchants all walrusses with chaos protection*
There.
Go eat something else, polar bears.
they eat seals and weak or sick walruses. but only when really hungry
I know but with global warming coming there will be less prey for them.
Sheesh I'm on vacation for a few days and I come back to a NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. Um.
Actually I'm still on vacation but I'll pop in a little bit during this. :D
I have no idea what's going to happen, this should be GREAT!!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
It's all good for now.
I stopped a war between culveria and a new nation.
Looks like in an hour and a half it won't be! :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
im gonna miss it ;-;
Here come the nukes!
FIVE MINUTES!!!
Itrosomia
Who should we nuke first?
Uno minuto!
AAAHHHHHH
Quick! Make a faction!
I made one!
POTATO ALLIANCE: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32
This looks a lot like Z-Day from what I can see. :P EVERYONE JOIN
So we get nukes over time I think, and can fire those at other nations or alliances; looks like we get other fiddly things too like shields to stop nukes in the air and whatnot.
You must make nukes and shields. I made some.
May the Gods bless all of you in the Great War.
I just did too, this is interesting. I guess we... shoot people? :P
This is what mine says.
You are considered a Economic Specialist, which means you can accumulate more Production before hitting the cap.
Do you have that?
Yes, but it looks like other people will have military or something else which means their cap is 50
I am a military specialist so making nukes is cheaper for me.
Looks like we make nukes and shields and target nations in other factions; we can use shields to protect people in our alliance.
Honestly I'm just going to make a ton of shields :P
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
Everyone get yoda islands
Hey everyone, come join the Discord channel to help organize the alliance! We still don't know much yet but I think nukes are going to start flying any minute now!! Here's the link: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
Everyone join our faction: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32, start building up nukes and shields, and fire back at those who attack us!
Join the discord for the most recent instructions: https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
The Salaxalans
So far not a single nation in our faction has been hit by a nuke, thanks to [nation=short]asmovia[/nation] co-ordinating our shield defenses!
As before, join the faction here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32
And visit our discord to talk to everyone! https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
Just thought I'd let you all know that in addition to having been hit by zero nukes, the Potato Alliance is in NINTH PLACE!!
...actually as I typed this we got to EIGHTH PLACE!!!!! Woo :D
Come join the fun at https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=32 and the Discord channel at https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
It's started already?
...this is why you don't take 3 hour naps, me.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Fulford Island
Hop in the Discord, it's crazy! We've beaten Balder into submission. :P
This is confusing... Is anybody in our region even being targeted? Has anyone been hit? I THINK I defended a couple of people in the region from nukes.... But it's so hectic cuz I don't quite understand.... I don't see us being targeted right now.... Is that right or am I missreading this?
The Salaxalans
You are correct. If you come into the discord things will make a bit more sense, but essentially if you keep an eye on our regions "faction" page you can see if anyone is targeted
The Salaxalans
You have it right. To fire a nuke at someone, first you have to target them; that takes ten minutes. Then the nuke is launched, takes 3-5 minutes to get there. In those 3-5 minutes shields can be used to block it. We've pretty much always had a bunch of nukes targeting us, but as soon as they launch we've been smacking them down. Our alliance has been targeted a fair amount.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
And thank you for the shielding, every bit helps! :D
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
But have we been HIT at all?
The Salaxalans
Nope
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Hah! Great!
Dang this ipad to heck....
I have missiles incoming. send halp!
The Salaxalans
sorry, not incoming, targeted. keep an eye on me.
The Salaxalans
Will do! :D
Not a single nuke hit us, let's keep it up! Too bad that we fell out of the top 10 though.
The Salaxalans, Fulford Island
We'll get back! :D
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica
Post self-deleted by The Dark Norse.
Guys,let's attack the Forest!
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooo they are currently our allies
The Salaxalans
Aren't they our allies?
The Salaxalans
They're our friends, we don't want to attack them. :P We're both focusing on Pandamonium: https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=245
Alternatively, we could... not do that
The Salaxalans
Is it me or is Pandamonium getting new nations?
The Salaxalans
Thanks for the information, I will tell my region ...Thanks for the information, I will tell my region ... let's see how we will blow you up
oh no, a neo astralis spy
Legendus, The Salaxalans
i´m using other nation...
I've been hit 38 times
I'm officially dead :(
Yes to both.
I grieve for you.
And then bomb deeply and passionately.
I defended you to the best of my ability dear friend. Tis a good day to die, no?
AVENGE MEEEEEE
Make Love, Not War!
...or if you can't avoid it, combine both, and F*CK THEM!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
I did my best with the resources🚀 I have🛰 available; including my puppets...
Let us sleep now, and seek a new dawn! 😴
...Perhaps tomorrow will allow a reprise!
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Nooooo, I was drunk, dammit.
It's OK. Make Tsar Bombas. Go Boom.
This one is on the defensive.
Missile Silo 1, will be operational soon.
You're a military nation, giving a discount on nukes. If you have Strategic puppets, they help shield, and economic are neither, but have a high maximum production.
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