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Starkwood wrote:GOT MAH CUSTOM BANNER! YAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

Congrats! Loving the way that wolf and moon look :)

Matrixulated

Tim-Opolis wrote:Congrats! Loving the way that wolf and moon look :)

Ayye, thanks :')

Matrixulated, Zarand

Kinda late introduction, but also a hi from me.

I just joined around last week. Hope we'll have a great time.

I also got two more nations just for playing around a bit. My "wannabe Hippie state" Weedmi and the total opposite Harmsend

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Jellal

17 hours ago: New libertarian states ceased to exist.

⬆My rule: Always have a light dinner🍗🍷, and a BIG breakfast!🍖🍳⬇

5 hours ago: Faith bactanova ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: The crusaders of rhodes ceased to exist.

5 hours ago: Bootylandd ceased to exist.

🍴 OM NOM NOM NOM NOM 🍴

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Marli, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Yuyuko Saigyouji wrote:

(Nice flag by the way! ( ^^)=b However, if I may, I suggest making the South Korean flag in the top right a bit smaller)

Oh yea, saw that too, gonna change it someday..

I think I gonna stay with the korean flag, but like an other color and so on ^^

Working on it right now! :D

Matrixulated

Hi, [nation=short]Autonomous mapsuetia[/nation]! :D

Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia

Hi, I want to be a puppet state.

Matrixulated

Kingdom Of Reavenia wrote:Hi, I want to be a puppet state.

You either are one or you are not; you cannot really just ask to be one! - You are only a "puppet state" IMO, if you are the smaller nation (or atleast one of them) in a group of nations created and run by the same person; where the largest, oldest nation tends to be the main one...

Matrixulated, Zarand

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You either are one or you are not; you cannot really just ask to be one! - You are only a "puppet state" IMO, if you are the smaller nation (or atleast one of them) in a group of nations created and run by the same person; where the largest, oldest nation tends to be the main one...

Seems legit.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand

Kingdom Of Reavenia wrote:Hi, I want to be a puppet state.

What precisely do you mean by puppet state? In the sense that other people tell you what to do?

Matrixulated, Zarand

Greetings fellow peoples of Spiritus! - As you can see I'm new here, infact new to NationStates aswell - I picked this region because it has Spirit; I hope in more than one sense!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Asmovia wrote:What precisely do you mean by puppet state? In the sense that other people tell you what to do?

Offering services in exchange for protection et cetera.

Matrixulated

[A wine bottle, with a piece of paper inside finds it's way to the ground. Inside of it is a map, with the foreign words:

"Xthsabesti Kunga Matonga Spiritois"]

(Hey, first real post here. I got that 'international event' thing involving Brasilistan and decided to make a risk-like map of Spiritus. Of course it hardly contains all the nations, and I'm certain it's not very accurate because I don't know how people view their nations. I included my nations New Taured and The Bab in it, as well as various others. I hope you guys enjoy it somewhat, sorry I couldn't include everybody's! http://oi66.tinypic.com/2vmu1d5.jpg )

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Imagisphere

Kingdom Of Reavenia wrote:Offering services in exchange for protection et cetera.

Doesn't really work like that, mate, sorry. If you want to RP yourself as a puppet state, I'd recommend maybe heading over to the RP Forums, specifically the Factbooks and National Information Center (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewforum.php?f=23&sid=8e7a0983f3f4f3736eec2e0b0df1aa88), and look into writing up a factbook about yourself in which you classify yourself as a puppet state. From there, you can get involved on all the various ongoing RP!

Matrixulated

New Taured wrote:[A wine bottle, with a piece of paper inside finds it's way to the ground. Inside of it is a map, with the foreign words:

"Xthsabesti Kunga Matonga Spiritois"]

(Hey, first real post here. I got that 'international event' thing involving Brasilistan and decided to make a risk-like map of Spiritus. Of course it hardly contains all the nations, and I'm certain it's not very accurate because I don't know how people view their nations. I included my nations New Taured and The Bab in it, as well as various others. I hope you guys enjoy it somewhat, sorry I couldn't include everybody's! http://oi66.tinypic.com/2vmu1d5.jpg )

If you want to get involved in a similar type of Roleplay that we already have running (Map created by a citizen of Spiritus, [nation=short]Bonaether[/nation]), you should join the Spiritus forums!

The area of the forums that we have our map is here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/forum/4220540/

All you need to do to join in is create a forum account and apply for a spot on the map. Bon will periodically update the map to include new nations, so the sooner you get an application in, the sooner you should get on the map!

And if you find that you enjoy that section of the forums, why not apply for Citizenship and get to see all that Spiritus has to offer?

Matrixulated, Bonaether

Apparently my nation has weird Rhinodogs and I'm a Psychotic Dictator

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Imagisphere

Congratulations [nation=short]Rhinononon[/nation]! :P

Matrixulated

Who wants a copy of Bad Rats?

Matrixulated, The Racist Vegans

Hey, it's me, The Imagisphere!

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Imagisphere

First, welcome one and all to the new nations, (welcome WITH sprinkles) who chose Spiritus as their new home.

Welcome, and thank you.

Second, the current World Assembly issue in hand, to repeal the Red Fleet's WA commendation . . .

Nazis?

Nazis??

It makes my skin crawl.

I have never commented on WA issues in this forum before. I don't know if it breaks protocol, but OMFG!

My apologies, but I had to vent.

M.

Yuyuko Saigyouji

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:Who wants a copy of Bad Rats?

What's Bad Rats? :P

Hey guys, glad to be here!

May the Holy pink & yellow Donuts bless you all... I'll ask to my people to send to you all a plenty of good vibrations while our meditation this afternoon!

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Kautas

Yay donuts!!! :P

Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Autonomous Mapsuetia

The Countryball Alliance wrote:Hey, it's me, The Imagisphere!

Polan can into space..?

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere

Post self-deleted by Bad Rats The Rats Revenge.

Tim-Opolis wrote:What's Bad Rats? :P

Only the best game ever made you uneducated trash that calls itself a "country"

Matrixulated, The Racist Vegans, Betty Kitten

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:Only the best game ever made you uneducated trash that calls itself a "country"

Hey now, there's no need for that.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:Only the best game ever made you uneducated trash that calls itself a "country"

He's right.

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Asmovia wrote:Hey now, there's no need for that.

Sir there is complete need for that, what kind of country doesn't know and love bad rats the rats revenge?

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:Sir there is complete need for that, what kind of country doesn't know and love bad rats the rats revenge?

I've never heard of it

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten

Bruddhistan wrote:I've never heard of it

What has this world come to, you're parents were cruel if you don't know what the best game ever made was

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:What has this world come to, you're parents were cruel if you don't know what the best game ever made was

*your

Betty Kitten

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:Sir there is complete need for that, what kind of country doesn't know and love bad rats the rats revenge?

I've not heard of it either...

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:Sir there is complete need for that, what kind of country doesn't know and love bad rats the rats revenge?

The nation that controls the Founder ;)

Given that most of the region clearly hasn't heard of the game, given the posts, perhaps it's a better idea to stop flaming and maybe explain to us what it's all about? I'm certainly interested to know!

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Tim-Opolis wrote:The nation that controls the Founder ;)

Given that most of the region clearly hasn't heard of the game, given the posts, perhaps it's a better idea to stop flaming and maybe explain to us what it's all about? I'm certainly interested to know!

I apologize if anyone took at as serious anger, it is pretty hard to understand sarcasm in a text post. Bad rats: the rats revenge is a puzzle game notoriously known across the Internet (especially the steam fan and player base) for being a god-awful video game that should never have been made, which has turned into a practical joke of giving people on your friends lists the game. I meant no harm and just meant my posts as a harm,was little joke to that, because I forgot that some people don't know or have steam or bad rats.

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Betty Kitten

You're good man, it's hard to tell anger from sarcasm/joking via text, no worries. Damn, I spend most of time gaming through Steam and have never heard of this. You've basically guaranteed that I'm going to go out and look at it now. Are you happy with what you've done?! D: Now I too will likely join the horde of those screaming about the terrors of this game.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

Bad Rats The Rats Revenge wrote:I apologize if anyone took at as serious anger, it is pretty hard to understand sarcasm in a text post. Bad rats: the rats revenge is a puzzle game notoriously known across the Internet (especially the steam fan and player base) for being a god-awful video game that should never have been made, which has turned into a practical joke of giving people on your friends lists the game. I meant no harm and just meant my posts as a harm,was little joke to that, because I forgot that some people don't know or have steam or bad rats.

Talking about brilliant games, my friends recently recommended this game called 'Superman 64' to me. Should I get it? It's pretty expensive on eBay, I also hope it'll run on my iPod Shuffle.

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

The Imagisphere wrote:Talking about brilliant games, my friends recently recommended this game called 'Superman 64' to me. Should I get it? It's pretty expensive on eBay, I also hope it'll run on my iPod Shuffle.

No, don't get it. It's infamous for being one of the worst games in existence

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, The Imagisphere

Asmovia wrote:No, don't get it. It's infamous for being one of the worst games in existence

Alright, thanks.

Also, I noticed the only GCR we don't have an embassy in is The West Pacific (I'm not sure if The Pacific is a GCR) and as a user who has most of his puppets in TWP, I'd really like if the poeple in charge of embassies here looked into this. Of course, I only run one region with one nation in it, so I don't know if making embassies is hard work, or if maybe the people in charge of things here don't get along with the people in charge of TWP, so if it can't be done, I understand.

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Superman 64 Is AWFUL. I played it for about 10 secs. on an emulator and I'm pretty sure all you could do was fly. (Okay, not ten seconds, but long enough to know it was BAD.)

Matrixulated, Jellal, Betty Kitten

Hey y'all! I'm just wondering how to Choose a picture to appear in my board posts.

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

I'm here, you lil' rapscallions! You better appreciate Grumpy Grandpa!

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I'm here, you lil' rapscallions! You better appreciate Grumpy Grandpa!

You might have to fight for that role, we've got plenty of grumpy grandpa types here! :D

Matrixulated, Jellal, Betty Kitten

Tim-Opolis wrote:You might have to fight for that role, we've got plenty of grumpy grandpa types here! :D

Back in my day, there was only one Grumpy Grandpa! I'll be damned if I don't keep up with that tradition! Now, where did my teeth go..?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, there was only one Grumpy Grandpa! I'll be damned if I don't keep up with that tradition! Now, where did my teeth go..?

If Granpa is grumpy I propose a prescription for Euthanasia!

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, there was only one Grumpy Grandpa! I'll be damned if I don't keep up with that tradition! Now, where did my teeth go..?

*hands your teeth to you*

Yup, you'll fit right in :D

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, there was only one Grumpy Grandpa! I'll be damned if I don't keep up with that tradition! Now, where did my teeth go..?

Hello sir, I was wondering if you could spare us a moment to talk about Jezus?

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Post by Paradise Place Recruitment suppressed by The Salaxalans.

Paradise Place Recruitment

Join Paradise Place today!!!!!!!!!!

You will love it there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Brasilistan rise from the dead? I already invaded them. (An International Incident)

Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany, Betty Kitten

New Foreign Update everyone! It's posted to the WFE! :D

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Darkweb wrote:Did Brasilistan rise from the dead? I already invaded them. (An International Incident)

I think I ended up inviting them for tea and biscuits . . .

M.

Darkweb, Zarand, Betty Kitten

The Salaxalans wrote:New Foreign Update everyone! It's posted to the WFE! :D

Read this folks! It's a fantastic sum-up of the past few months :)

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

The Salaxalans wrote:New Foreign Update everyone! It's posted to the WFE! :D

What is wfe? I have no knowledge of it and so it must not exist.

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Zarand wrote:What is wfe? I have no knowledge of it and so it must not exist.

World Factbook Entry, sorry there's a lot of acronyms to catch up on within your first few months of NS. The Foreign Update is the top dispatch pinned to it :)

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

i want to know what can i do in spiritus as a member ? :p

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

Bruddhistan wrote:If Granpa is grumpy I propose a prescription for Euthanasia!

I propose you a prescription of the WRATH OF MY WALKING STICK!

Tim-Opolis wrote:*hands your teeth to you*

Yup, you'll fit right in :D

Young un's and their emoticons. Grumble.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hello sir, I was wondering if you could spare us a moment to talk about Jezus?

Could you spare me a moment to call my bulldog? SICK 'EM, BUTCH!

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

ROFLMAO !!

Oh, ooh, my hip!

M.

Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I propose you a prescription of the WRATH OF MY WALKING STICK!

Young un's and their emoticons. Grumble.

Could you spare me a moment to call my bulldog? SICK 'EM, BUTCH!

Imposter! - You're a grumpy grandpa that knows what emoticons are, let alone that they even exist! - Most grandpa's I know would be confused by the idea, and have never heard of them! - I won't feel "the wrath of your walking stick", I'm a pacifist and believe in non-violence, (and so will run away!); and before you ask about how I can be against violence, yet pro-euthanasia; well I'm just trying to relieve you of your suffering, but then again research shows that negative (unproductive) stress and emotion shortens lifespan so maybe you don't have long anyhow!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten

Bruddhistan wrote:Imposter! - You're a grumpy grandpa that knows what emoticons are, let alone that they even exist! - Most grandpa's I know would be confused by the idea, and have never heard of them! - I won't feel "the wrath of your walking stick", I'm a pacifist and believe in non-violence, (and so will run away!); and before you ask about how I can be against violence, yet pro-euthanasia; well I'm just trying to relieve you of your suffering, but then again research shows that negative (unproductive) stress and emotion shortens lifespan so maybe you don't have long anyhow!

BULLSHIT! Mary, go get my rifle!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand, South Antawasi, Zahmoonduh, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

Wow, miss 2 days and activity just goes through the roof

Matrixulated, Jellal, Zarand, Betty Kitten

Phonexia wrote:Wow, miss 2 days and activity just goes through the roof

Back in my day, activity was more polite! It went around the roof instead of plain breaking it!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Zarand, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I propose you a prescription of the WRATH OF MY WALKING STICK!

Young un's and their emoticons. Grumble.

Could you spare me a moment to call my bulldog? SICK 'EM, BUTCH!

Thanx for the bulldog! - Jedi-Zombi Jezus needed a nibble,... and a new pet! - He's one of us now; he's a zombulldog - Thanx

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BULLSHIT! Mary, go get my rifle!

Jedi-Zombi Jezus waves his hand infront of Mary's face, saying;

"These are not the targets you're looking for!"

Mary and Grumpy Grandpa are a late night snack!

Matrixulated, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Jedi-Zombi Jezus waves his hand infront of Mary's face, saying;

"These are not the targets you're looking for!"

Mary and Grumpy Grandpa are a late night snack!

BUTCH! Why, I ought to-

Grumpy Grandpa used Nuke!

It's super effective! Jedi-Zombi Jezus fainted..

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BUTCH! Why, I ought to-

Grumpy Grandpa used Nuke!

It's super effective! Jedi-Zombi Jezus fainted..

Jedi-Zombi Jezus does not faint - He has no significant need for the normal processes that keep a body maintained and running at normal efficiency - He is undead! Perhaps you should...

[spoiler=Know Thine Enemy]Jedi-Zombi Jezus is the undead zombified body of Jezus, and the nation he founded after his "death" and resurrection.

An intensely sensitive, somewhat effeminate, spiritual man; born under unusual and meager circumstances, to a simple woman, who claimed to be a virgin, but who had most likely (and logically) cheated on her busy, sexually inadequate, carpenter of a husband; at least once, if not more! - A husband who'd never consummated the marriage, or provided for her much more than a home in which to toil in, and thus in the eyes of the Creator the marriage was null and void anyway!

And thus it was that the creator saw fit to give the woman a night of heavenly Passion; where she hallucinated much in the fits of ecstacy, and shortly thereafter a child was borne, with no Earthly father figure to use as a role model, and the child was named Jezus.

The man became a preacher and messenger of the Creator; the "Father of all Creation" and thus Humanity - Verily we are all the children of the Creator, but Jezus was special, he came to know the secrets of the Father, know His mind, and hear His voice, and perform His miracles - It was torture for a normal human mind and body to endure, and so the Creator saw that it was necessary to allow this special man to neither go on living in torture, nor ever die, for he was chosen to bring about a nation and church dedicated to the Father - A Judas was chosen to perform a ritual sacrifice of both his master and then himself; giving his soul to his master, to seal the magic that the Creator intended to imbue this man with; making him a man above all other men; this "Son" amongst all the children of the Creator, an undead, magical, miracle-working, Jedi-Zombi master - Jezus fell into a death-like sleep for 3 days and awoke as the indestructible Jedi-Zombi Jezus, eating Judas' body as his first meal, and thence set forth on his mission to create a legion and horde of followers, and in time a nation and church of Jedi-Zombi Jezuits...

- A Nuke would only create more fodder and potential soldiers for my hordes! - Go ahead; make my day!![/spoiler]

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Bruddhistan

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:BUTCH! Why, I ought to-

Grumpy Grandpa used Nuke!

It's super effective! Jedi-Zombi Jezus fainted..

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Jedi-Zombi Jezus does not faint - He has no significant need for the normal processes that keep a body maintained and running at normal efficiency - He is undead!...

Well that escalated quickly! *RUNS!*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Bruddhistan wrote:Well that escalated quickly! *RUNS!*

*Evil maniacal laugh*

Back in my day, people were NORMAL!

Darkweb, Zarand, Betty Kitten, Autonomous Mapsuetia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, people were NORMAL!

Please, define. I'm not sure I'd recognize normal if it walked up and bit me on the ass!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, people were NORMAL!

No, no they weren't. Nice try son.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Caergalen

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, people were NORMAL!

Our St. IVes Research Departement for Geriatric Remedies 'stumbled' upon a small group of your natives in our territory.

While - at first - this was a great opportunity for experimental science and of 'hands-on' field testing, things have turned in a somewhat problematic direction.

Our special 'no carbs,fat free and sugarless' diet of dried lettuce didn't get the appraisal from them we hoped for - and when we recommended that they perhaps should stop smoking, things really went south.

Now your Grumpy Grandpa's secretly have started to conjouring up some vile liquid in a strange process:

https://youtu.be/C7kV6y4PQeI

Please advise!

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Betty Kitten

South Antawasi wrote:Our St. IVes Research Departement for Geriatric Remedies 'stumbled' upon a small group of your natives in our territory.

While - at first - this was a great opportunity for experimental science and of 'hands-on' field testing, things have turned in a somewhat problematic direction.

Our special 'no carbs,fat free and sugarless' diet of dried lettuce didn't get the appraisal from them we hoped for - and when we recommended that they perhaps should stop smoking, things really went south.

Now your Grumpy Grandpa's secretly have started to conjouring up some vile liquid in a strange process:

https://youtu.be/C7kV6y4PQeI

Please advise!

Why are my cousins Jeremiah and Jebediah in your human rights lovefest?! You disgust me!

Zarand wrote:No, no they weren't. Nice try son.

Thith- Ah, thit, where are my theeth.. Ehm, did you live in my heyday, sonny? You didn't see me in my younger days! I was the betht of the betht! Waith- For fuths sake..

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Zarand, South Antawasi, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Why are my cousins Jeremiah and Jebediah in your human rights lovefest?! You disgust me!

Thith- Ah, thit, where are my theeth.. Ehm, did you live in my heyday, sonny? You didn't see me in my younger days! I was the betht of the betht! Waith- For fuths sake..

Most likely I was there~didn't enjoy it at the time, don't want to talk about it now. Kept my head done and provided covering fire.

Matrixulated, Zarand, Betty Kitten

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Why are my cousins Jeremiah and Jebediah in your human rights lovefest?! You disgust me!

Thith- Ah, thit, where are my theeth.. Ehm, did you live in my heyday, sonny? You didn't see me in my younger days! I was the betht of the betht! Waith- For fuths sake..

Uhh I think someone escaped from the home. These nice men here will listen to all of your delightful ramblings. No don't fight it. It's OK. We will visit you on your birthday in 2 years. No don't worry about my phone number or address. I'll call you. I have the number. Promise I have it. Yes of course I will think of you when I watch matlock.

Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

Om shanti shanti Ommmmmm!

*Dances around the RMB in a blur of saffron, incense, and ringing bells*

Matrixulated, Zarand, Betty Kitten

Bruddhistan wrote:Om shanti shanti Ommmmmm!

*Dances around the RMB in a blur of saffron, incense, and ringing bells*

I enjoy your flag.

Betty Kitten, Bruddhistan

Zarand wrote:I enjoy your flag.

It is nice isn't it!

Betty Kitten

Zarand wrote:Uhh I think someone escaped from the home. These nice men here will listen to all of your delightful ramblings. No don't fight it. It's OK. We will visit you on your birthday in 2 years. No don't worry about my phone number or address. I'll call you. I have the number. Promise I have it. Yes of course I will think of you when I watch matlock.

..BUTCH! GET 'EM!

Matrixulated

"HorseForceNation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies."

That's a really interesting data, of you take a look at my trend...

Matrixulated

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:..BUTCH! GET 'EM!

Don't worry, Animal Control will make sure to take perfect care of your dog.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan

Darkweb wrote:Don't worry, Animal Control will make sure to take perfect care of your dog.

He hasn't had a dog in 12 years. Don't tell him though. It's easier this way.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan

Zarand wrote:He hasn't had a dog in 12 years. Don't tell him though. It's easier this way.

oh my god I just lost my sht at that reply

I've been laughing for almost 5 minutes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zarand, Bruddhistan

The_Grumpy_Grandpa - I like your new flag!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Bruddhistan wrote:The_Grumpy_Grandpa - I like your new flag!

Thank ye, boyo. I requested those flag maker SISSIES! to make it but they refused, saying "They didn't like making joke flags." Did it look like I was joking? I'm an old man, damn it!

So I just made it myself, using good ol' paint, not the trash expensive stuff they use.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan

Bruddhistan wrote:The_Grumpy_Grandpa - I like your new flag!

I like how on the new flag it makes it look like the Grumpy Grandpa is focussed in as a target!

Matrixulated, Bruddhistan

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I like how on the new flag it makes it look like the Grumpy Grandpa is focussed in as a target!

The elderly are always a target. We're.. weak.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan

Post self-deleted by Muzlamic State.

*Drops suspicious looking tatty bag, and a couple of unusually shaped and poorly wrapped packages, down the chimney of this RMB and runs away shouting; "Aloha Akbar! Aloha Akbar!! ALOHA AKBAR!!!"*

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:oh my god I just lost my sht at that reply

I've been laughing for almost 5 minutes.

Me too. I was drinking hot Earl Grey and nearly choked with laughter.

Classic.

M.

Muzlamic State wrote:*Drops suspicious looking tatty bag, and a couple of unusually shaped and poorly wrapped packages, down the chimney of this RMB and runs away shouting; "Aloha Akbar! Aloha Akbar!! ALOHA AKBAR!!!"*

Damn, Sanity Claws speaks Navrabish Powaiian (A smattering of Navajo, Arabic, Spanish, Pomo, and Hawaiian). A language group I made up 20 years ago for a D&D character. I will be double dipped and seep fried...

Matrixulated, Muzlamic State

Muzlamic State wrote:*Drops suspicious looking tatty bag, and a couple of unusually shaped and poorly wrapped packages, down the chimney of this RMB and runs away shouting; "Aloha Akbar! Aloha Akbar!! ALOHA AKBAR!!!"*

Who let the Hawaiians play dress up as Santa?

Matrixulated, Muzlamic State, Bruddhistan

Darkweb wrote:Who let the Hawaiians play dress up as Santa?

Shoot I left my Christmas cosplays out again. I think the midget stole the baby reindeer suit.

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Muzlamic State, Bruddhistan

Happy Christmas Day to all Nations from Equilism!

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Kautas, Bruddhistan

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from the Rejected Realms!

Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Kautas, Bruddhistan

Birth huh? - Not as amazing as resurrection, I can tell you, but just as icky!

Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Bruddhistan

Merry Christmas to all of Spiritus and NationStates!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Bruddhistan

Merry Christmas to our friends in Spiritus from your friends in Texas!

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Red Dusk, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Muzlamic State, Zahmoonduh, Bruddhistan

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.