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Region: Spiritus
The WA needs a Abstain From Voting button
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
In the WA, should I vote for or against the commendmant of the nation.
Matrixulated
Hello fellow organism,
An apostate of your region told me that this region is all about potatoes.
I deemed that such a belief was worthy of my presence.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I ran into the same problem a while back, and the Great Spudminister, (Salax) gave me this advice about all WA issues . . .
Read it!
Read it top to bottom, then read it again.
Really, its the only way.
Sometimes I vote against something because it makes sense, to me at least, even though the popular vote maybe going the opposite way. And vice-versa.
Hope that helps, but if you want to know more, head on over to our forums.
M.
Alekseandrea
Oi !!
*picture Cartman from South Park*
"Where's my poll, goddammit?!"
M.
The Land Of Golden Blobfish, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
http://giphy.com/gifs/drawing-potatoes-menw2PSZ2vUzu
Matrixulated
Favorite potato type
Roasted
Baked
Fried
Other
Matrixulated
Cheese.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Cheese.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
INSURBORDINATION!! YOU MUST REAFIRM YOR FAITH IN POTATOES. NOW!
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Pringles.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
The current poll leaves much to be desired...
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
My mom leaves much to be desired...wait, what?
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Hash browns.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Committing to potatoes is overrated.
Now, abandoning your free will to the will of the Hive... Thats totally, um, "in".
Hive for life.
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Wish you were Oedipus?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I mean potatoes with cheese.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Jimmy Fofia
Aren't all canines four-legged? - Except ofcourse those that are brutally and tragically injured...
THE MOON IS CHEESE!! - However it is pockmarked and cratered by impacts from potatoids (aka planetoids) and gnocchi-marked and gratered from potato-based pastaroids from the pastaroid belt...Remember those adverts?! - I have some of that instant mash in my cupboard right now!
That's just how these things go; potatoes and cheese, they just go together like potatoids or pastaroids and the Cheese Moon; fatally attracted like some universal force is acting on them...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
UnOrthodox Church News Update:
"Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and billions of ¢erebellums are being blown on orbital weapons development."
- So the wealthy and shady foreigners leaving the country must surrender half their wealth - We are profiting from their shady past, and then spending it on our orbital weapons program, based on that new Moon we're building...
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia
That's not a moon...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Nua Hosnia
Potato? That newfangled device that you eat with cheese? YUMMY! POTAAAATOOOOO!!!!!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
HEAR, HEAR 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night........ they did not praise the potato......they will beg for it now
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Potatoes = Fries.
Potatoes are great...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Ok.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Potatoes for all!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Simple people say: "I will eat this potato with this fork."
Obviously smarter people say: "I will process this starch resource with my multi-pronged device."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hey guys I got a question. If iron carbide (cementite) is a ceramic, then is cast iron a cermet (ceramic metal composite)?
Matrixulated
GUYS I KNOW JIMMY FOFIA YOU SHOULD KICK HIM HE CAM FROM DEN AND RAIDED MY PAST REGION HE WILL DO THIS FIR THIS ONE!!! BE CAREFUL
Matrixulated
Erin had never questioned why she dotted all her i's with little hearts. She just always had. Perhaps because of something the other girls did in school. Perhaps to add flair to her otherwise dull handwriting. She just thought it was cute. Of course, having to explain to the plumber she just wrote a check for that the little hearts were not her way of flirting proved to be an awkward experience.
Matrixulated
I would say no,
At the atomic level the connection between the particles is different.
Cast iron, despite the relatively high level of carbon, will still behave as a metal.
Note relatively high: the amount of carbon is rather low.
Shouldn't a cermet have a different behaviour?
Matrixulated
I somehow managed to ban immigration to my country. :(
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mountain Real, Greater Madaloria, Kushan Rajavamsa
Okay.
Okay.
Nice to have another opinion.
By the way, cementite is Fe3C, so it's a form of semi-carbide and it contains 6.67% carbon by weight.
Matrixulated
lol
Matrixulated
A space station disguised as a giant Yukon Gold?
These aren't the potatoids you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I say: "Praise Lord Hutton or face his holy wrath."
Praise be.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ah the "Yukon Gold"; a great Golden POTATO! (Aswell as a tv series, a band, and an actual source of gold, amongst other things!!)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yo
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Howdy
Matrixulated
Suh
Matrixulated
Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em inna stew.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria
Dronez #realjournalism #thisaintthehilton
Matrixulated
The fiber structure is completely different and aligned differently...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Okay, that's what it would seem but I didn't know.
Matrixulated
Greetings.
Matrixulated
Hello,
You new around here?
Matrixulated
What's with all the potatoes?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Well hello everyone. I am glad to be here. Now I hope your going to be hosting a party for me joining this lovely region you got. Just please don't bring any oreos to the party.
Matrixulated
Well potatoes are a symbol of superior agriculture. American agriculture.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Forestbrook Middle
Now I would like to ask that every nation in the region allow this new great religion to be practiced in their countries. What religion? Well trumpism of course!
Matrixulated
You should focus on kicking out illegal immigrants not fully banning immigration
Matrixulated
You don't have to be a genius to figure this out but I am in fact a genius
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
...
Superior and the A-word placed so close to each other creates too much paradox.
Please refrain from performing said action.
I won't save you when the paradox reaches critical mass.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello Bonjour.
How do we endorse people or nations here ?
Easy on the poutine now !
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Eden Hivemind.
Oxymoron is the word you're looking for. Paradoxes aren't happening here, not unless the words hold power over themselves -- self-reference does not equal power, and this is why logical paradoxes don't split the universe. Anyway, your opinions on America (assuming that by "A-word" you meant America and not agriculture) may be poor but in terms of agriculture America is one of the strongest nations. The Hive is personally struggling with agriculture and farming right now, so it is a mark of a strong country to have strong agriculture. Thus I must disagree that America is inferior in anyway, or "not superior". They may not be the best country but they are a good one.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Become a member of the WA.
Scroll down on someones page.
Click endorse.
Alternatively:
Click 'Help'.
Scroll down untill you find the matter that interests you.
Read.
Perform the decribed actions.
Matrixulated
Meh, paradox sounds better.
I will demonstrate:
"He used an oxymoron."
This sentence is rather boring.
"The paradox is reaching critical mass!"
This sentence is condensed awesome!
America a good country?
Interesting concept.
You do realise it contains Americans?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Genius is easy to come by here, the trick is to actually do the the research, not just proclaim how smart you are...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
If you want to be wrong, you can use whatever words you like.
In other news, yes, America is a good country. I assume, for someone to so fervently hate it, that you must live there.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*imagine this text is read by an awesome british cat with a top hat and a monocle. And a posh accent.*
Good is relative.
Therefore, I can't be wrong if I dissagree with said subjective term.
You, my dear sir, might be surprised to discover that truth is an abstract concept, that you , humans, can never encounter.
Why? It's quite simple: Humans aren't omniscient.
Therefore, saying someone else is wrong, about a matter that clearly is subjective, is a complete and utter waste of time.
Why assume I'm American?
I could be a british cat.
An awesome british cat, mind.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rampant Hedonism
"This English British cat lost the Revolutionary War. Do not trust him!!" - From a great American
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Thanks to George Washington
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
The only way to stop my citizens from cannibalism was to ban all meat products.
I kind of love this site.
Matrixulated, Rampant Hedonism, Pokemon Pizza
Now my pizza business will go down if I do that
Matrixulated
ROFLMFAO !!!!
That last sentence is comedy gold!
Thank you.
M.
The Salaxalans, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Rampant Hedonism
I've got to to find myself a vegan girlfriend, post haste!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Santa Fogata
*Climbs over wall, careful not to break it*
Not even kidding, I just got myself one the other day. Not even kidding.
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rampant Hedonism
Wow, The Salaxagus has the most rebellious youths in Spiritus...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Santa Fogata
Trump is a greedy , racist , sexist , idiotic , baby who wants to be president to get money . And if you're voting for him get a life .
Matrixulated, Pokemon Pizza
>Being able to get a girlfriend
Matrixulated
Family members, or potatoes of family members don't count.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You forgot to mention pets.
...
You did, didn't you?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You mean crystal structure right?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Actually, in the case of cementite the crystals are treated as fibers...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Im sorry but trump has already won. Now sit down!
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Trumps Wall.
Now I have to say I know how to run an economy. My retail industry is in the top 4% of this entire region.
Matrixulated
hello
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I agree Marco Rubio or Bernie Sanders should win in my opinion
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
anyone but trump i agree
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
The *beep* who's responsible for the government shutdown and a men who will be sabotaged by the republicans if he succeeds.
That leaves Clinton, who clearly is a puppet of the establishment.
Compare those to Trump.
He's just a different way of going to be screwed.
The only way to win is to not be an American.
Or emigrate to Canada.
Canada seems OK.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp, Pokemon Pizza
Actually, the Donald is a wholly owned subsidiary of Chase-Manhattan Bank...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Yes but we are going to *beep* stuff up over there too
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh well America is messed anyway
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Gah, welcome to my country, Thailand!
Where we slap on random, nonsensical English lyrics onto songs, and call it world-class!
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
I'm on a slippery slope to killing my economy again. Maybe I should invest in potato farms.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
I destroyed my economy once. Just make economic decisions and fix your civil rights and political freedoms later.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Ahh yes, I did, my mistake and thankyou for pointing that out . . .
. . . and in the interests of transparency and inclusiveness . . . YES !!
Family members, or potatoes of family members, family pets, or pets of family potatoes, AND the crystalline structures, fibrous structures, regardless of their differences, complete or incomplete, and/or their individual or group alignments or their pets or their potatoes.
There.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
I think Kasich or Clinton.
Matrixulated
I have had a vision. A proclamation from the Potato on High, the one true spud. A new user is coming. One that will bring balance and prosperity. The chosen one will come. Be steadfast and ever on the lookout for his or her coming. So wills the Potato on High.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
F*ck this sh¡t! - I'm off down the pub to sink a few pints!!
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Mine's a Jack 'n Coke over ice with a lime wedge please.
I'll pass on the death sticks, as I don't need to rethink my life. And I'll pass on the Cheese & Onion & Dead Skin flavored crisps too.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
In my nation, you have the same odds of dying by committing suicide in police custody as being attacked and killed by squirrels (my national animal), 0.9%
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hey guys! Can I have a potato?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
On Paradise Moon, you are more likely to be ritually sacrificed than to die in an accident (And we don't have speed limits).
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
In my nation, you end up with a weird name and a funny curry odor.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
In my alternate account, you are more likely to die bungee jumping than in any other accident
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
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