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Grumpy Grandma wrote:[spoiler=✉📦Special Delivery!🎁🛍]💥KABLAAM!!🔫

*Killer point-blank headshot*[/spoiler]

Hmmm? What was that?!

*Comes to office door*

*Sees zombie secretary's brain splattered across the floor, wall, and ceiling*

https://youtu.be/Eal4fep7pK4

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Wait a minute!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

*Sees zombie secretary's brain splattered across the floor, wall, and ceiling*...

- LUNCH!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Empire Democratique Francais

Good evening, anybody here use Ifunny?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Antartican Rp2 wrote:Good evening, anybody here use Ifunny?

ye

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Faulknation wrote:ye

For Ifunny or War thunder?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Antartican Rp2 wrote:For Ifunny or War thunder?

both, but less war thunder

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Culveria, how foolish of you.........*picks up a book*.............foolish dragon...........*places book on a shelf*...........The forbidden knowledge is to be read.........extracting it directly..........you will be drained, continuously, until you completely forget it.........by the way, the cursed realms are back, that is their curse, and who blew up 6 planets.

The Free Cavolian Army has risen up, expect "mercenaries" to join them.

Matrixulated

*Sees over 100 new posts*

Nightmares are increasing...

Nightmares reached 8.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Grumpy Grandma wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOOooOOOooo!!!

WHERE THE F*CK IS [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Wait a minute!- LUNCH!!

This guy is incorrigible!

[nation=short]grumpy grandma[/nation]. . . shoot his ass again!

. . . and again!

. . . and again!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Faulknation

Alekseandrea wrote:*Sees over 100 new posts*

Nightmares are increasing...

Nightmares reached 8.

It's Groundhog RMB.

I feel your pain.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Cyrtes

Can we raid MaxiaGondouria for the bantz?

Englandore wrote:Can we raid MaxiaGondouria for the bantz?

What?

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Yeah, I'm f*cking frigid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He tried to grab me by the PÜ$$¥...

Was that good?

Matrixulated

Culveria wrote:no! *shoots cyrtes*

*Yelps, and then throws a potato at Culveria*

Fine. I won't go camping on OOG's lawn right now. But I'll be back...

*turns on one heel and walks away, camping gear in tow*

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Faulknation wrote:both, but less war thunder

I highly recommend subscribing to a guy named KnifeGuy5 who is definitely not me.

Cyrtes wrote:*Yelps, and then throws a potato at Culveria*

Fine. I won't go camping on OOG's lawn right now. But I'll be back...

*turns on one heel and walks away, camping gear in tow*

*sits down having successfully protected lawn and destroys potato before it hits me*

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Culveria, how foolish of you.........*picks up a book*.............foolish dragon...........*places book on a shelf*...........The forbidden knowledge is to be read.........extracting it directly..........you will be drained, continuously, until you completely forget it.........by the way, the cursed realms are back, that is their curse, and who blew up 6 planets.

The Free Cavolian Army has risen up, expect "mercenaries" to join them.

Parrona wrote:Culveria, how foolish of you.........*picks up a book*.............foolish dragon...........*places book on a shelf*...........The forbidden knowledge is to be read.........extracting it directly..........you will be drained, continuously, until you completely forget it.........by the way, the cursed realms are back, that is their curse, and who blew up 6 planets.

The Free Cavolian Army has risen up, expect "mercenaries" to join them.

You said that about 6 hours ago.

This really is Groundhog Day, isn't it?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Parrona wrote:Culveria, how foolish of you.........*picks up a book*.............foolish dragon...........*places book on a shelf*...........The forbidden knowledge is to be read.........extracting it directly..........you will be drained, continuously, until you completely forget it.........by the way, the cursed realms are back, that is their curse, and who blew up 6 planets.

The Free Cavolian Army has risen up, expect "mercenaries" to join them.

nothing can touch my memory. i said that before. i know what i know and its permanent

its sealed in a way nothing can touch alter it

*taps a statue of an eagle*now, it may, no,it will hurt.the curse is permanent, and unless you forget it, it will stay, even for a god. Foolish dragon.

Parrona wrote:*taps a statue of an eagle*now, it may, no,it will hurt.the curse is permanent, and unless you forget it, it will stay, even for a god. Foolish dragon.

*sticks my long serpentine tongue out tauntingly* you cant affect me idiot. i answer to no one but myself. and none have power over me. *blasts the statue of the eagle to bits*

We answer to none. We come from another dimension, untouched by...........outsiders, do not change that.long live the Interstellar Union of Nations!

just make sure you dont make me have to dig into these secrets and they are as good as gone

If you kindly forget all the knowledge you stole, you will be allowed into the restricted area, which has some secrets you might..........enjoy, like edicts..........

At the very least, read everything, directly taking it has.........consequences, to say the least.

Culveria wrote:*sticks my long serpentine tongue out tauntingly* you cant affect me idiot. i answer to no one but myself. and none have power over me. *blasts the statue of the eagle to bits*

https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/affect-effect

i cant post anything!!!

what the heck?!?!?!

im trying to say something but it wont let me

Can't, not cant...........dragons..........

Culveria wrote:i cant post anything!!!

Won't...............shame on you.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meanie security thing

i can't do anything

it wont let me parrona. help me

Capital letters. Punctuation.

it is not letting me be grammatically correct when i try it says it cant post that

wait a sec can i now *punches a tree*

Culveria wrote:im trying to say something but it wont let me

I'm trying to say something, but it won't let me.*

never mind its fixed

Culveria wrote:never mind its fixed

Never mind, it's fixed.*

Culveria wrote:*sits down having successfully protected lawn and destroys potato before it hits me*

YOU DESTROYED A POTATO???

*calls up the wrath of the potato-gods*

Here is one heretic who has destroyed on of Nature's finest creations!

*Explodes*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Corrected words:Can't second.

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GRAMMAR NAZIS RISE AGAIN!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

OF COURSE IT'S THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!IN PARRONA!WORST COMBINATION ERASE ERASE!

Audriany wrote:OF COURSE IT'S THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!IN PARRONA!WORST COMBINATION ERASE ERASE!

NAZIS; IN PARRONA! WORST COMBINATION; ERASE, ERASE!*

You have better grammar in Spanish than in English.

Faulknation

I-I...*sighs*...I don't even know what to say anymore. This has just gotten so ridiculous. I think I know what to do though *shoots planets around where [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] lives* See, I protected your planet, *whispers* even if it was to just force you to watch, *cough* so I'm not completely evil. *smiles horrifically at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] 's planet*

Faulknation wrote:I-I...*sighs*...I don't even know what to say anymore. This has just gotten so ridiculous. I think I know what to do though *shoots planets around where [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] lives* See, I protected your planet, *whispers* even if it was to just force you to watch, *cough* so I'm not completely evil. *smiles horrifically at [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] 's planet*

THAT'S THE LONGEST, BEST WRITTEN SENTENCE ON THIS CHAT!

Faulknation

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

My allies...........................Faulknation, beware,The Edict of Fire.

Russinadia wrote:THAT'S THE LONGEST, BEST WRITTEN SENTENCE ON THIS CHAT!

Thank you! :) I spent a solid minute on that *whispers again* that is probably longer than the entire time spent grammar checking by [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] *looks around fearfully* I might have touched a sore spot so I might go into hiding for a bit

Parrona wrote:My allies...........................Faulknation, beware,The Edict of Fire.

Ok...wait, WHAT! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?!

No..........you are not going anywhere........

Let's just say that............you will know after you die.

Faulknation wrote:Ok...wait, WHAT! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?!

Faulknation wrote:Thank you! :) I spent a solid minute on that *whispers again* that is probably longer than the entire time spent grammar checking by [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] *looks around fearfully* I might have touched a sore spot so I might go into hiding for a bit

You might want to start writing your story into at least seven extremely long books. This way you will be remembered by your grammar, and all shall know your story.

Parrona wrote:No..........you are not going anywhere........

*slips into an Australian accent* Now, who do you bloody think you are mate! I can go into hidin' whenever I feel it mate. I'm not feelin' like facin' off against a big ol' crock-lookin' thing. I'll do what I plan on doin' mate, and if you say otherwise, well.....good luck findin' me mate!

Russinadia wrote:You might want to start writing your story into at least seven extremely long books. This way you will be remembered by your grammar, and all shall know your story.

*excerpt from chapter 3 book 2*

"I had been in Spiritus for a decent time now, but this was the first time I had been recognized for grammar. To be honest I wasn't expecting it but Russinadia ended up saying "THAT'S THE LONGEST, BEST WRITTEN SENTENCE ON THIS CHAT!". I was fairly pleased to know that I wasn't just writing grammatically correct sentences for my own benefit, but for the benefit of the other people in Spiritus who enjoy proper grammar.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Faulknation wrote:*excerpt from chapter 3 book 2*

"I had been in Spiritus for a decent time now, but this was the first time I had been recognized for grammar. To be honest I wasn't expecting it but Russinadia ended up saying "THAT'S THE LONGEST, BEST WRITTEN SENTENCE ON THIS CHAT!". I was fairly pleased to know that I wasn't just writing grammatically correct sentences for my own benefit, but for the benefit of the other people in Spiritus who enjoy proper grammar.

That is going into my quote safe. I'm pretty sure you could be a full fledged grammar nazi.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*starts to crack knuckles* Alright i can kill things again, ready grammar Nazis?

Russinadia wrote:That is going into my quote safe. I'm pretty sure you could be a full fledged grammar nazi.

I most definitely could...if I wanted to. I have no desire to make other people change the way they write unless it is completely incomprehensible. If I can understand it, it is good enough for me.

Cyrtes wrote:YOU DESTROYED A POTATO???

*calls up the wrath of the potato-gods*

Here is one heretic who has destroyed on of Nature's finest creations!

*Explodes*

i those gods have no say in what i do for i am a god as well

Faulknation wrote:I most definitely could...if I wanted to. I have no desire to make other people change the way they write unless it is completely incomprehensible. If I can understand it, it is good enough for me.

FAULKNATION YOU ARE AWESOME. why cant you other guys be like this?

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:*starts to crack knuckles* Alright i can kill things again, ready grammar Nazis?

I* Other than that, it was a great sentence.

Faulknation wrote:I most definitely could...if I wanted to. I have no desire to make other people change the way they write unless it is completely incomprehensible. If I can understand it, it is good enough for me.

I only do it because people's frustration causes me great pleasure.

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

you guys do the craziest thing's on this rmb.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:I* Other than that, it was a great sentence.I only do it because people's frustration causes me great pleasure.

While people's frustration can be enjoyable, I normally enjoy it the most when it is from someone I dislike. Since I enjoy most of the people in here, I have no desire to anger them or even frustrate them. The most I would want to do is tease them as I have done in the past. On the other hand, I have been in so many arguments and have become so good at them that they are boring now. At my school whenever I get in an argument it normally ends with the other person walking away, but since that happens almost everytime, I have no desire to argue a point unless I am passionate about it. Well...I went on my miniature rant here.

of course it does

Culveria wrote:of course you do

*Of course you do.*

*punches Cordell in the face* STOP IT YOU NAZI!!!!!!

Faulknation wrote:While people's frustration can be enjoyable, I normally enjoy it the most when it is from someone I dislike. Since I enjoy most of the people in here, I have no desire to anger them or even frustrate them. The most I would want to do is tease them as I have done in the past. On the other hand, I have been in so many arguments and have become so good at them that they are boring now. At my school whenever I get in an argument it normally ends with the other person walking away, but since that happens almost everytime, I have no desire to argue a point unless I am passionate about it. Well...I went on my miniature rant here.

I enjoy the people in the place also, I still find joy in poking fun at Draconos however. I have nothing against him, It is just fun to correct the grammar and have him threaten me.

Russinadia wrote:I enjoy the people in the place also, I still find joy in poking fun at Draconos however. I have nothing against him, It is just fun to correct the grammar and have him threaten me.

I can understand that, but I just don't feel it to be enjoyable to me.

Empire Democratique Francais

Culveria wrote:*punches Cordell in the face* STOP IT YOU NAZI!!!!!!

Nice sentence; I'm proud of you.

*pops jaw back into place*

Faulknation

I WILL CRUSH YOUR PUNY HUMAN SKULL CORDELL!!!!!!!

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:I WILL CRUSH YOUR PUNY HUMAN SKULL CORDELL!!!!!!!

This is a very interesting group of people here.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Cyrtes

But wait, there's more!

*transforms into a dragon*

Don't you remember this? You could still crush me, but how could you hurt a dragon?

Ack! *freezes* uhh uhm.... crap

I'll probably stop correcting your grammar anyways. Grammar Nazing it up only is good for short bursts.

Russinadia wrote:I'll probably stop correcting your grammar anyways. Grammar Nazing it up only is good for short bursts.

good now time to take care of grammar nazi [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]

GENOCIDE AGAINST THE NAZIS! Let's see how they like it.

Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:GENOCIDE AGAINST THE NAZIS! Let's see how they like it.

NEIN *cough* I mean uhhhh...you didn't hear anything

Empire Democratique Francais

*whacks [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] on the head with a steel beam* bad faulk. no naziing

Culveria wrote:*whacks [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] on the head with a steel beam* bad faulk. no naziing

*gets ice pack* Jeez, I was just kidding, no need for this! *show massive crack on head* LOOK AT I-oh, it's already healed...never mind.

Faulknation wrote:NEIN *cough* I mean uhhhh...you didn't hear anything

You ll be the first on to die my blond true blooded friend...

Cyrtes

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:You ll be the first on to die my blond true blooded friend...

the sad part is that I'm actually blonde....but I don't want any wrong ideas on here. I promise that I do not have any resentment to innocent people.

Empire Democratique Francais

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:You ll be the first on to die my blond true blooded friend...

Es lebe die revolution!

Russinadia wrote:Es lebe die revolution!

*heaves out guillotine* alright, I held on to this for an occasion like this

Cyrtes

Faulknation wrote:*heaves out guillotine* alright, I held on to this for an occasion like this

Heyyyyy! I m the french guy in here, dont mess with my head cutting tradition you filthy renegate

Cyrtes, Faulknation

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Heyyyyy! I m the french guy in here, dont mess with my head cutting tradition you filthy renegate

Are you harbor in any juice?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Faulknation wrote:the sad part is that I'm actually blonde....but I don't want any wrong ideas on here. I promise that I do not have any resentment to innocent people.

Dont be sad my little Führer...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:GENOCIDE AGAINST THE NAZIS! Let's see how they like it.

You can't genocide a political ideology though.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Empire Democratique Francais

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:Dont be sad my little Führer...

Please excuse myself for my very poor understanding of the english language, but wtf is your question in simple words?

hey! you guys arent supposed to be starting wars or revolutions without me!!!!

Masylvana wrote:You can't genocide a political ideology though.

Genocide is just against a large group of people. An ethnic group is just the main killed group in most genocides.

murder and genocide is my thing too

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