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Now we might need to help him.

leave him, we'll see if he is worth saving. If he wakes up within the minute, we help

Russinadia wrote:*arms flailing*

I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME! I CAN'T BLAME MYSELF, I DON'T CONTROL MY ACTIONS! I BET JZJ IS CONTROLLING ME! HE'S MAKING ME INTO A ZOMBIE!

cordell settle down and sit down. no ones controlling you

I'll start a timer.

Faulknation

*kicks cordell* get up

*opens eyes and starts flailing arms while still lying on the ground*

WHERE AM I! HELP MEEEEE! Oh, never mind I'm good. I'm calm.

good *lowers my foot away from cordells head cause was ready to stomp on his head if he wasnt calm*

*lowers pistol*

Faulknation

I'm pretty sure that I am a zombie under JZJ's control though.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*lowers potatobazooka*

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

No you are fine.I still distrust JZJ.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

were we all ready to kill cordell just now?

*lowers cyanide pill from mouth*

I guess

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Put that pill down.

you were even ready to kill yourself. wow. okay whats next?

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:gods gave humans free will. and they gave humans this world to do as they pleased. even if it was sin or destroy this world. but he knows what theyll do. but they can change what the future holds. they have that power. but each time they change it god/gods see what will happen because it. it is humans fault

It's idiotic to not make something as important as the universe foolproof.

Well, mostly foolproof.

Besides, if a god is almighty, he can simply fix it.

Some patches and bugfixes should do the trick.

It's not like the universe runs on windows.

A god should be able to make it work.

A smart god would make it open source. And include a manual.

Or we are simply living in a simulation running on windows 10. That would explain a lot.

The (hypothetical) deities (or admins) need to become competent.

You don't blame your own creation when it doesn't do what it's supposed to do.

The gods are the ones to blame.

IF they exists.

Phytophthora Infestans

*pulls the key out of the nuke launching computer*

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Alekseandrea wrote:It's idiotic to not make something as important as the universe foolproof.

Well, mostly foolproof.

Besides, if a god is almighty, he can simply fix it.

Some patches and bugfixes should do the trick.

It's not like the universe runs on windows.

A god should be able to make it work.

A smart god would make it open source. And include a manual.

Or we are simply living in a simulation running on windows 10. That would explain a lot.

The (hypothetical) deities (or admins) need to become competent.

You don't blame your own creation when it doesn't do what it's supposed to do.

The gods are the ones to blame.

IF they exists.

I WAS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED! Yes!

Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

Cavalia is now the League of Free Cities's capital.not Cavol, Cavalia.

wait a second *looks at potatogion* what the fudge do you think a potatozooka would do?

Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:I WAS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED! Yes!

no you were not. shut up

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Alekseandrea wrote:It's idiotic to not make something as important as the universe foolproof.

Well, mostly foolproof.

Besides, if a god is almighty, he can simply fix it.

Some patches and bugfixes should do the trick.

It's not like the universe runs on windows.

A god should be able to make it work.

A smart god would make it open source. And include a manual.

Or we are simply living in a simulation running on windows 10. That would explain a lot.

The (hypothetical) deities (or admins) need to become competent.

You don't blame your own creation when it doesn't do what it's supposed to do.

The gods are the ones to blame.

IF they exists.

[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] please dont feed his craze

Alekseandrea

A potatozooka shoots 3.1 pound 61 inch long potatoes that have a sharp tip capable of penetrating armor up to 3 inches thick. When they penetrate, they explode with about the same power as two m67 frag grenades.

The Salaxalans, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:no you were not. shut up

I WAS!

Culveria wrote:[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] please dont feed his craze

FEED ME!

Potatogion wrote:A potatozooka shoots 3.1 pound 61 inch long potatoes that have a sharp tip capable of penetrating armor up to 3 inches thick. When they penetrate, they explode with about the same power as two m67 frag grenades.

Wow. Detailed.

Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:A potatozooka shoots 3.1 pound 61 inch long potatoes that have a sharp tip capable of penetrating armor up to 3 inches thick. When they penetrate, they explode with about the same power as two m67 frag grenades.

i am not amused by your weapon.

Russinadia wrote:I WAS!FEED ME!Wow. Detailed.

*hits cordell upside the head* shut up you fool!

Faulknation

*aims ion pistol at Russinadia*don't worry it will be quick, if you stay still.

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:i am not amused by your weapon.

It is not made for power. It is made for efficiency at taking down enemy armor. It is mass produced cheaply and quickly.

Parrona wrote:*aims ion pistol at Russinadia*don't worry it will be quick, if you stay still.

I'm calm. I just yelled a little bit.

Parrona wrote:*aims ion pistol at Russinadia*don't worry it will be quick, if you stay still.

if anyones killing this blathering idiot it will be me *charges a blast of white energy and prepares to destroy cordell with it*

Phytophthora Infestans

*stabs Russinadia in the leg with a syringe*

Say hello to sister morphine.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

*collapses*

Ooooooh. Wat theh nufz iz gon on. Watzezer it iz fells gret.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

are we killing him or not?

I don't think he will be bothering us for a while now.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Trigger finger is itching

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Just shoot a tree or something.

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

*releases the energy onto a tree and ends up obliterating entire forest*

Phytophthora Infestans

See, doesn't that make you feel better without killing a drugged up lunatic.

Phytophthora Infestans

Shoots towards the sea and sank a cruiser................"that must be Aotan's ship."

Faulknation

Parrona wrote:it is not the powers,i meant tools that are good or evil,it is the creator,if he meant good,the tool will most likely do good,unless an accident occurs..........

Your defenition of a "good" god seems circular.

1) A good god does mostly good things, therefore he is good.

--> A god who does mostly good things is a good god.-->jump to 1

See?

Besides, how should we judge someone's "goodness"?

By his actions? If he commits an evil act, would he still be good? Can good acts balance an evil act?

By his intentions? If he tries to be good, but fails, is he good? If he does good for immoral reasons, is he good?

Or by his ability to do evil? Can someone who can do no evil actually be good? They would be more like a "do good"-automaton than a person.

-

One can solve this issue by accepting that good and evil are RELATIVE terms.

Every person defines the meaning of good and evil for himself.

Most people simply copy the "good and evil" as defined by most of their culture.

This is not bad an sich.

But following those guidelines without knowing WHY it's right or wrong can lead to questionable actions in extreme situations.

Compare copying one's morality to Newtons laws.

They work fine if one keeps the situation relatively straightforward/keeps the speeds relatively low.

But if one goes to the extremes, one starts to see the errors of the method.

Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:See, doesn't that make you feel better without killing a drugged up lunatic.

no it doesnt. may i kill you potatogion? that should help

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:no it doesnt. may i kill you potatogion? that should help

I'll just grow back in a few minutes. Be my guest.

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

*aims ion pistol at alekseandrea*

Alekseandrea wrote:Your defenition of a "good" god seems circular.

1) A good god does mostly good things, therefore he is good.

--> A god who does mostly good things is a good god.-->jump to 1

See?

Besides, how should we judge someone's "goodness"?

By his actions? If he commits an evil act, would he still be good? Can good acts balance an evil act?

By his intentions? If he tries to be good, but fails, is he good? If he does good for immoral reasons, is he good?

Or by his ability to do evil? Can someone who can do no evil actually be good? They would be more like a "do good"-automaton than a person.

-

One can solve this issue by accepting that good and evil are RELATIVE terms.

Every person defines the meaning of good and evil for himself.

Most people simply copy the "good and evil" as defined by most of their culture.

This is not bad an sich.

But following those guidelines without knowing WHY it's right or wrong can lead to questionable actions in extreme situations.

Compare copying one's morality to Newtons laws.

They work fine if one keeps the situation relatively straightforward/keeps the speeds relatively low.

But if one goes to the extremes, one starts to see the errors of the method.

am i evil or good then?

Alekseandrea

Culveria wrote:am i evil or good then?

Probably mostly evil with a bit of good.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:*aims ion pistol at alekseandrea*

no dont kill akeseandrea shes mortal, kill potatogion, i dont feel like killing him

*fire a shot at alekseandrea. .............almost hit*

Culveria wrote:am i evil or good then?

Depends on the perspective.

However, your persistence to ignore spelling, grammar, punctuation and your inability to not spam the RMB aren't exactly points in your favor.

From my point of view, I classify you as "meh".

Make of it what you wish to make of it.

Faulknation

"I will come for your life, later"*turns to potatogion but lowers pistol*

*pulls out plasma pistol and blasts [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] in the face*

Phytophthora Infestans

*turns to alekseandrea*I was about to ask him for his last words............but, meh*raise pistol*I am tired of your arguments, any last words?

Alekseandrea

*sits down* id rather she not die. she can be useful somehow im sure

*lowers pistol*how?

*pops out of the ground*

Good thing I'm a potato.

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Parrona wrote:*turns to alekseandrea*I was about to ask him for his last words............but, meh*raise pistol*I am tired of your arguments, any last words?

*Woooosh (The sound effect of an appropriate dramatic gust of wind)*

*a leaf blows past*

"Your battery is out of charge."

*Alekseandrea slowly walks away."

Faulknation

What about potatogion?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Are you really going to lecture people on here about masquerading (ie. acting outside of your normal IRL character/persona) in a virtual world/universe intelligently designed for that very purpose?!

I'm sorry, did that sound like a lecture? I don't imagine that Max had supernatural beings in mind when he created nation states. I'm just saying...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

I grew back.

Phytophthora Infestans

Alekseandrea wrote:*Woooosh (The sound effect of an appropriate dramatic gust of wind)*

*a leaf blows past*

"Your battery is out of charge."

*Alekseandrea slowly walks away."

It doesn't run on batteries, fool.

Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:It doesn't run on batteries, fool.

Not when the batteries are out of charge...

Faulknation

*wakes up*

Did anyone even try to move me out of the way of all the things that are happening? I was injected with morphine, or heroin, or something equally addictive and sleep inducing and no one even moved me. At least no one killed me.

Faulknation

Parrona wrote:It doesn't run on batteries, fool.

*Alekseandrea is nowhere to be seen. It's almost like he distracted you to escape in a most dignified fashion. Only it was 20% more awesome.*

Russinadia wrote:*wakes up*

Did anyone even try to move me out of the way of all the things that are happening? I was injected with morphine, or heroin, or something equally addictive and sleep inducing and no one even moved me. At least no one killed me.

[nation=Russia Nadia] moved you. It's all good.

*stabs Russinadia in the leg with another needle*

Say hello to creepy uncle heroin.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Esperossa wrote:[nation=Russia Nadia] moved you. It's all good.

Gross.

Potatogion wrote:*stabs Russinadia in the leg with another needle*

Say hello to creepy uncle heroin.

Oh nuztz noot agern.

*collapses*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

*stabs potatogion in leg with potato killing pest*

Phytophthora Infestans

Russinadia wrote:*wakes up*

Did anyone even try to move me out of the way of all the things that are happening? I was injected with morphine, or heroin, or something equally addictive and sleep inducing and no one even moved me. At least no one killed me.

You said it at the wrong time.*aims pistol at him*

Esperossa wrote:Not when the batteries are out of charge...

Heard of plasma? The pistol runs on that

Culveria wrote:*stabs potatogion in leg with potato killing pest*

You think I haven't expected something like this. I was bred specifically for a war all about potatoes. I am immune to all chemical warfare.

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:You think I haven't expected something like this. I was bred specifically for a war all about potatoes. I am immune to all chemical warfare.

My pistol is not going to use chemicals, wait the plasma rod, who has it!

Parrona wrote:You said it at the wrong time.*aims pistol at him*

Heard of plasma? The pistol runs on that

[Plasma still needs an energy source and a source of hydrogen(or whatever you want to use) to burn. You need a way to keep whatever you are burning hot.]

Esperossa, Alekseandrea

Potatogion wrote:You think I haven't expected something like this. I was bred specifically for a war all about potatoes. I am immune to all chemical warfare.

its not a chemical. its a micro creature that feeds specifically on starches

Russinadia wrote:[Plasma still needs an energy source and a source of hydrogen(or whatever you want to use) to burn. You need a way to keep whatever you are burning hot.]

no it doesnt actually, its a form of severely radiated substances and the radiation gives it a constant charge

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:its not a chemical. its a micro creature that feeds specifically on starches

That's known as biochemical. Which is still chemical. Many things feed on starches, my scientists knew about this.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Potatogion wrote:That's known as biochemical. Which is still chemical. Many things feed on starches, my scientists knew about this.

it was made by me and no its not called a biochmical its bioweapon

Phytophthora Infestans

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Culveria wrote:no it doesnt actually, its a form of severely radiated substances and the radiation gives it a constant charge

[If you have enough to give off enough radiation to keep it hot. That's why the only natural sustaining forms of plasma are stars. Plasma in a lab cannot sustain itself without heat and resources being added constantly.]

Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Who dismantled my pistol, face the 75 caret sword! *summons a golden sword*

Russinadia wrote:[If you have enough to give off enough radiation to keep it hot. That's why the only natural sustaining forms of plasma are stars. Plasma in a lab cannot sustain itself without heat and resources being added constantly.]

he has a micro star in his gun of course

Parrona wrote:Who dismantled my pistol, face the 75 caret sword! *summons a golden sword*

*summons a pure 25 carat diamond sword* face what now?

Faulknation

Whoever took it should return it.it might explode

Culveria wrote:it was made by me and no its not called a biochmical its bioweapon

Bioweapons could also just be soldiers, which are also made out of chemicals. The scientists who created me thought of all of these things that could debilitate me.

Phytophthora Infestans

Potatogion wrote:Bioweapons could also just be soldiers, which are also made out of chemicals. The scientists who created me thought of all of these things that could debilitate me.

and you pride yourself in being a creation of your god. when your a creation of scientists

Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Culveria wrote:*summons a pure 25 carat diamond sword* face what now?

Cuts the sword in half perfectly diagonally severing it in two. Diamond swords don't work any more than gold ones. The way diamond's molecules are structured makes it easy to cut them.

Culveria wrote:and you pride yourself in being a creation of your god. when your a creation of scientists

I was bred by the scientists but created by Potato Jesus.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Culveria wrote:he has a micro star in his gun of course

[isn't that just a black hole? That gun is even more dangerous then a plasma launcher.]

Faulknation

Potatogion wrote:Cuts the sword in half perfectly diagonally severing it in two. Diamond swords don't work any more than gold ones. The way diamond's molecules are structured makes it easy to cut them.

diamonds are much stronger than gold and around any other kind of material why do you think humans can only cut diamonds with other diamonds?

Russinadia wrote:[isn't that just a black hole? That gun is even more dangerous then a plasma launcher.]

a black hole is not a micro star no one knows what a black hole is cause no one has ever reached one and no one could get close to it.

Culveria wrote:diamonds are much stronger than gold and around any other kind of material why do you think humans can only cut diamonds with other diamonds?

A well placed strike with many extremely thin and sharp objects can sever a diamond in twain. Humans cut diamonds with diamonds because they don't always cut along the line of molecules.

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:a black hole is not a micro star no one knows what a black hole is cause no one has ever reached one and no one could get close to it.

[Humans do know what black holes are. Black holes are condensed stars. You can create a black hole by squishing anything into a singularity. If the star in the gun is not a black hole it would just be a ball of plasma, which would exhaust itself of its resources sighinn seconds and burn out.]

and how would you know the line to cut? i know the thing you speak of most commonly called nanoslicers. and even then it would still be extremely difficult to cut it because diamonds have some of the strongest bonds together.

Russinadia wrote:[Humans do know what black holes are. Black holes are condensed stars. You can create a black hole by squishing anything into a singularity. If the star in the gun is not a black hole it would just be a ball of plasma, which would exhaust itself of its resources sighinn seconds and burn out.]

did i ever say it was squished to be that small? being a god i can make anything at any size. how do you think i made the planet for potatogion?

Culveria wrote:and how would you know the line to cut? i know the thing you speak of most commonly called nanoslicers. and even then it would still be extremely difficult to cut it because diamonds have some of the strongest bonds together.

By using the power of magic through the Internet. Magic of the Internet can do many amazing things.

Faulknation

Culveria wrote:did i ever say it was squished to be that small? being a god i can make anything at any size. how do you think i made the planet for potatogion?

[But isn't it [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]'s gun that he made?]

Potatogion wrote:By using the power of magic through the Internet. Magic of the Internet can do many amazing things.

almost forgot about that *the blade reforms and sharpns into a nanoslicer and slices each of potatogions atoms apart*

Russinadia wrote:[But isn't it [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]'s gun that he made?]

he asked for a power source for it and i provided

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