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Region: Spiritus

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*Uses Xcom 1's plot armour to force the surrender of world powers*

*negotiates with smaller states for loyalty for the rights to the stars and protection*

Alright, back to canon.

(named city is copied from somewhere as a joke)

[spoiler= Fall of Nutfall ]

Loyalist forces have stormed and taken Nutfall, the largest city in the Hawttany region. The naval base at Sun's End Spaceport, former headquarters of the Reipublika's Fleet, has also fallen.

According to witnesses, beleaguered Eakiran reinforcements retreated to Invader's Folly, where they continued to offer stubborn resistance until they were subjected to an intense artillery and orbital bombardment. With this port under its control, the fall of the Reipublika seems imminent.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*REKS UR SH!T*

Wha...? Your still in Xcom 1?

Move on already.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:Wha...? Your still in Xcom 1?

Move on already.

*WINS THE WAR*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The pain all i know is the pain

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Blazedtopia wrote:The pain all i know is the pain

Try using lube.

M.

Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*WINS THE WAR*

*uses one cyclonic torpedo on alternate earth*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Try using lube.

M.

O.O

W....T....F....?

Huzzahhh-we need an adult!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia

Blazedtopia wrote:The pain all i know is the pain

Matrixulated wrote:Try using lube.

M.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:O.O

W....T....F....?

Huzzahhh-we need an adult!

*dumps oil on the three of them*

*lights them on fire*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia

Blazedtopia wrote:The pain all i know is the pain

So do I.

It hurts if I read i.

I is supposed to be I, not i.

It's always I, never i.

Now that I told you that you should use I,

I will be very dissapointed if you use i.

i is just wrong.

And then I haven't said anything about your punctuation.

You know why?

Because there isn't any.

And that's bad.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

The Parron Republic wrote:*uses one cyclonic torpedo on alternate earth*

*REKS UR SH!T SOME MORE*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Help I need poll idea. :P

Matrixulated

The Salaxalans wrote:Help I need poll idea. :P

Top Iconic K-Pop songs.

Top Types of horror movie victims.

Top Magic anime.

Top Shades of green.

Top Celebrity atheists.

Preferably choose the one that Watchmojo hasn't done yet.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blazedtopia

The Salaxalans wrote:Help I need poll idea. :P

How many Spiritians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Wirendosan, Blazedtopia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*REKS UR SH!T SOME MORE*

Zzzzzzszsszzzzzz.

Alekseandrea wrote:How many Spiritians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

0, maaaaaagggiiiic

0, we hire foreigners

(need help with the rest of the options)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

Alekseandrea wrote:How many Spiritians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None.

We don't use light bulbs.

We use bioluminescent potatoes.

M.

Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

How are my fellow defenders doing this morning? ‽

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea

I believe that 47 would be the optimal number, but with 42 we should succeed in our endeavor and get the light bulb into the socket

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

42; is the answer to everything;

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Honest Defender wrote:42; is the answer to everything;

Translation into proper English:

42 is the answer to everything.

While the punctuation of this statement leaves something to be desired, the meaning is indeed correct.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

It is a wonderful; book.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Blazedtopia

Matrixulated wrote:None.

We don't use light bulbs.

We use bioluminescent potatoes.

M.

0, we use sacrificial blobs of lard.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*WINS THE WAR*

*crashes airplane into WTC*

Matrixulated, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya

The Parron Republic wrote:Zzzzzzszsszzzzzz.

*WINS THE WAR AGAIN??*

Paxica Culverus wrote:*crashes airplane into WTC*

*CRASHES AIRPLANE INTO UR MOM*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, Paxica Culverus

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*WINS THE WAR AGAIN??*

Operative p0660n666_Relmskreig disconnected

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia

The Parron Republic wrote:Operative p0660n666_Relmskreig disconnected

GET REKT, PROBABLY?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Paxica Culverus

Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.

Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.

Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.

*Launches a super potato towards the sun with potato partical beam gun*   Now that's how you screw in a lightbulb :-D

Matrixulated, Burnttoaster66

Blazedtopia wrote:Hey check out my national animal lol it can be seen going thru trash cans every now and then just like the real animal it is hah

Blazedtopia wrote:Oh and if ur polish or irish you should know biolumninescent potatos are only way for ud to screw in a lightbulb.. This shoule be common knowledge to everyone lolol

Blazedtopia wrote:If you voted patato good for you because you know the only true and correct answer ooo what what :-D :)

Blazedtopia wrote:*Launches a super potato towards the sun with potato partical beam gun*   Now that's how you screw in a lightbulb :-D

Stop talking to yourself.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Endless Sumer, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes

If Trump carries on, soon we'll all be back in the Stone Age, and Bronze Age nations like mine will look like magicians...

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:GET REKT, PROBABLY?

Server_5p1r1tu5 Crashed.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Blazedtopia

The Parron Republic wrote:Server_5p1r1tu5 Crashed.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MODERN JARGON AS I WAS BORN IN 1901 AND WAS ALREADY IN THE TWILIGHT OF MY LIFE WHEN THE INTERNET WAS CREATED.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MODERN JARGON AS I WAS BORN IN 1901 AND WAS ALREADY IN THE TWILIGHT OF MY LIFE WHEN THE INTERNET WAS CREATED.

So you're 116 years old? - The Grim Reaper called - He's really pissed you keep avoiding him...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Yuwen Empire, Blazedtopia

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MODERN JARGON AS I WAS BORN IN 1901 AND WAS ALREADY IN THE TWILIGHT OF MY LIFE WHEN THE INTERNET WAS CREATED.

I don't either, I have a translator though.

Matrixulated, Blazedtopia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:So you're 116 years old? - The Grim Reaper called - He's really pissed you keep avoiding him...

I AM AWARE.

The Parron Republic wrote:I don't either, I have a translator though.

UH... GOOD ON YOU?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

[sup]Short Announcement from the Parronan Brotherhood[/sup]

This is Citizen Joshua, I am your new Citizen-Secretary, a coup against the traitor Kelvin is successful and he has been arrested for corruption and interior peace has been restored, now I urge my fellow citizens to focus on the bigger, external threat, the loyalist government. I will also reject any proposal giving me emergency powers, for that goes against the ideas of the revolution.

OOC: Honest Socialists, that's rare.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Great Potato Empire, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia

Post self-deleted by Bearenwald.

Hello everyone! You seemed like a cool group so I joined after hunting for a good region to plant Bearenwald in. I used to play this in high school now I'm back for the nostalgia, and also something else to look at while I'm at work haha. Is your discord active? I'm a big gamer. Grüezi!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Yuwen Empire, Blazedtopia

Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.

Endless Sumer wrote:If Trump carries on, soon we'll all be back in the Stone Age, and Bronze Age nations like mine will look like magicians...
I call reinventing electricty once it happenes. Im gonna famous lol

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Endless Sumer

Blazedtopia wrote:I call reinventing electricty once it happenes. Im gonna famous lol

I'll invent agriculture, pottery, advanced metallurgy, and hemp paper, you invent electricity, someone will make refrigeration and we'll be sipping cold beers and eating icecream soon enough!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Okay time for a new poll! Any ideas?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Best Bathtub Toy Ever!

• Rubber Ducky

• Novelty Soap

• G.I. Joe

• Aquaman

• Something that's waterproof, that's battery powered and vibrates.

• The Shower Head

• Lego Blocks

• Rubber Dingy

• Potato

M.

Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Blazedtopia

Matrixulated wrote:Best Bathtub Toy Ever!

• Rubber Ducky

• Novelty Soap

• G.I. Joe

• Aquaman

• Something that's waterproof, that's battery powered and vibrates.

• The Shower Head

• Lego Blocks

• Rubber Dingy

• Potato

M.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Blazedtopia

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ hereby announces the "retirement" of the following puppet nations:-

The Dark Norse - Currently my oldest surviving nation, and former tribute to my (IRL) late Danish grandmother...

[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] - Former WA nation (and my main representative) in the region of Europe...

They have been inactive 9 days now; in the coming weeks they will CTE, be reabsorbed into the vat system, to then be reborn as just another part of the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit hordes...

n.b. The Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ reserves the right to create new nations, and retire (or ressurrect) old ones, and though has admitted the existence of further "puppet" nations, will not publish an extensive and complete list of all of them...

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ hereby announces the "retirement" of the following puppet nations:-

The Dark Norse - Currently my oldest surviving nation, and former tribute to my (IRL) late Danish grandmother...

[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] - Former WA nation (and my main representative) in the region of Europe...

They have been inactive 9 days now; in the coming weeks they will CTE, be reabsorbed into the vat system, to then be reborn as just another part of the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit hordes...

n.b. The Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ reserves the right to create new nations, and retire (or ressurrect) old ones, and though has admitted the existence of further "puppet" nations, will not publish an extensive and complete list of all of them...

Puppets? That's my job, oi!

Great British Federation wrote:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ah well.

Matrixulated wrote:Best Bathtub Toy Ever!

• Rubber Ducky

• Novelty Soap

• G.I. Joe

• Aquaman

• Something that's waterproof, that's battery powered and vibrates.

• The Shower Head

• Lego Blocks

• Rubber Dingy

• Potato

M.

Option 10, Real life battleship

Option 11, garlic butter bread

Option 12, 1 armed torpedo

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Matrixulated wrote:Best Bathtub Toy Ever!

• Rubber Ducky

• Novelty Soap

• G.I. Joe

• Aquaman

• Something that's waterproof, that's battery powered and vibrates.

• The Shower Head

• Lego Blocks

• Rubber Dingy

• Potato

M.

I uh... I might leave one of those out. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, The Twelve Tribes

The Salaxalans wrote:I uh... I might leave one of those out. :P

Potato?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:*WINS THE WAR AGAIN??*

*CRASHES AIRPLANE INTO UR MOM*

*crashes WH40K size battleship to crash into earth*

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Potato?

HERETIC!

Everyone should know lego doesn't belong in the bathtub!

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

Barbie Dolls.

Matrixulated

Poll answer: Model Egyptian chariots, horses, & soldiers, + 1 Moses action figure...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Okoro Ore wrote:Barbie Dolls.

"Realistic", "life-sized", and made of silicon, plastic, and/or rubber?!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

What a terrible poll! - I don't take baths! - I stay clean by sheer fact that I don't always inhabit a corporeal body restricted to the limited, linear existence of a being confined to the known dimensions of this Universe, but when I do sheer might and power of the Force keeps that pesky filth away! - I walk on water, I don't get in it!

Otherwise, I am a hyper-dimensional, non-corporeal sentient entity of pure energy, and unlimited power!

Also: Toys?! - Playthings?! - I have EVERYTHING!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:Puppets? That's my job, oi! Ah well.

Option 10, Real life battleship

Option 11, garlic butter bread

Option 12, 1 armed torpedo

I love playing Battleship!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Endless Sumer wrote:"Realistic", "life-sized", and made of silicon, plastic, and/or rubber?!

Sorry -I don't get what you mean.

I voted in the poll "other" and provided my answer like it said.

Barbie Dolls were the only toy I had on a bath so I couldn't answer with any other.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer

Alekseandrea wrote:HERETIC!

Everyone should know lego doesn't belong in the bathtub!

Food was the odd one out, the only obvious one.

Endless Sumer wrote:"Realistic", "life-sized", and made of silicon, plastic, and/or rubber?!

Maybe...wait...

Great British Federation wrote:I love playing Battleship!

Option 13, real FTL capable Cruiser

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer

Rubby ducky, you're the one...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hey, guys! Great news! Now that I'm back in school, I can be on eeeevery day!

Matrixulated

Andorempire wrote:Rubby ducky, you're the one...

I have no doubt you have had much "fun" with your "rubby ducky".

On another subject, isn't it strange how quote marks can make even the most innocuous word seem obscene?

Matrixulated, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, guys! Great news! Now that I'm back in school, I can be on eeeevery day!

Woe is my neurons...

Wait, start up the processing facilities, we're having roast walruses!

Matrixulated, The Twelve Tribes

The Parron Republic wrote:Woe is my neurons...

Wait, start up the processing facilities, we're having roast walruses!

Mmmmmmm!

Matrixulated

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Mmmmmmm!

Are walruses kosher?

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Are walruses kosher?

Don't know about Kosher . . . but I'm gorram positive they ain't low-cal, cholesterol free, or low-fat menu options!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes

The Parron Republic wrote:Woe is my neurons...

Wait, start up the processing facilities, we're having roast walruses!

Ummm...

*Puts on fireproof suit*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Twelve Tribes

Matrixulated wrote:Don't know about Kosher . . . but I'm gorram positive they ain't low-cal, cholesterol free, or low-fat menu options!

M.

You make me feel hungry.

Can you inhume walruses with math?

I'm capable of using Laplace transformations.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Ummm...

*Puts on fireproof suit*

Not going to matter, wait, I need to check something...

Matrixulated wrote:Don't know about Kosher . . . but I'm gorram positive they ain't low-cal, cholesterol free, or low-fat menu options!

M.

Thank you for the reminder, we first pull off the lard, and make stock with the bones!

The lard could be used as fuel, do we even still have old generators from before planet unification?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes

The Parron Republic wrote:Not going to matter, wait, I need to check something...

Thank you for the reminder, we first pull off the lard, and make stock with the bones!

The lard could be used as fuel, do we even still have old generators from before planet unification?

Just . . . brutal!

Bravo!

Itrosomia, you've been pwned!

roflcopterz & lollerskates!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:You make me feel hungry.

Can you inhume walruses with math?

I'm capable of using Laplace transformations.

* WHOOSH! *

That's the sound of your glorious post going over the collective heads of Spiritans as we say, "Huh?"

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

Matrixulated wrote:* WHOOSH! *

That's the sound of your glorious post going over the collective heads of Spiritans as we say, "Huh?"

M.

*gets knocked unconscious by said post*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

*puts walrus suit on parrona*

*puts on parrona suit*

Hey! Let's cook this walrus!

By the way, there is a buy one get one free sale at Tim's all purpose suits!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Blazedtopia

Welcome to our region, [nation=short]gaddian[/nation]!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Gaddian

Itrosomia wrote:Welcome to our region, [nation=short]gaddian[/nation]!

Thanks!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Gaddian wrote:Thanks!

Here,

*hands you a potato*

Your complementary spiritus potato!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Who else is online?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:*puts walrus suit on parrona*

*puts on parrona suit*

Hey! Let's cook this walrus!

By the way, there is a buy one get one free sale at Tim's all purpose suits!

Imposter! Heresy! Fie on you and your homeworld! It's getting the harsh treatment!

*makes gesture with my right hand with the palm facing inwards, index and middle finger pointing upwards and forming a V*

(inaudible command)

Voice from background: shcg##...sta##...syand by...

Preparing to exterminate all organic lifeforms and pacify non compliant synthetics in sector ZKKAS-0569...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:Imposter! Heresy! Fie on you and your homeworld! It's getting the harsh treatment!

*makes gesture with my right hand with the palm facing inwards, index and middle finger pointing upwards and forming a V*

(inaudible command)

Voice from background: shcg##...sta##...syand by...

Preparing to exterminate all organic lifeforms and pacify non compliant synthetics in sector ZKKAS-0569...

Hey, look!

It's itrosomia pretending to be me!

Let's roast him alive!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Here,

*hands you a potato*

Your complementary spiritus potato!

I take this Potato with pride

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, look!

It's itrosomia pretending to be me!

Let's roast him alive!

I agree. Roasted walrus tastes cool. Hold on...

(Searches Google for roasts)

Ha! Here's one: You're kinda like Repunzel, except instead of ;eating your hair down you let down everyone in you're life!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Gaddian wrote:I agree. Roasted walrus tastes cool. Hold on...

(Searches Google for roasts)

Ha! Here's one: You're kinda like Repunzel, except instead of ;eating your hair down you let down everyone in you're life!

#TYPOLYFE

I meant letting not ;eating

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Yay potatoes. :P

Welcome [nation=short]Gaddian[/nation] and others just joining!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Blazedtopia

The Salaxalans wrote:Welcome [nation=short]Gaddian[/nation] and others just joining!
Thank you!

Matrixulated

hello

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia

Oscar The Lord wrote:hello

Hello there! Welcome to spiritus!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, look!

It's itrosomia pretending to be me!

Let's roast him alive!

*looks behind Insomnia*

Wait, you don't have processing factories and blorg concentration camps, you don't have the terminal illness that is the Dual-government nor suffer its side-effects!

You are a pretesnjznsnc...

*gets knocked unconscious by blunt object wielded by a Parronan Hegemony captain*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.

Great to see more nations joining!  =D

*Starts throwing potato's towards the endzone*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Blazedtopia wrote:Great to see more nations joining!  =D

*Starts throwing potato's towards the endzone*

I hate to spoil the celebrations, but Spiritus used to have 300-ish nations.

Now it has 275...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:I hate to spoil the celebrations, but Spiritus used to have 300-ish nations.

Now it has 275...

270 really....[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] counts as 5 nations 'cos he's so lardge!

(no, not a typo)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:270 really....[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] counts as 5 nations 'cos he's so lardge!

(no, not a typo)

M.

I count as five because...Dual-government.and civil war!

*connection lost*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:270 really....[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] counts as 5 nations 'cos he's so lardge!

(no, not a typo)

M.

It's 272 now.

Perhaps we'll be regress to the mean?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

LOL I just got the issue about chewing gum while chewing gum IRL.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Yuwen Empire

**Unloads a shipment of potatoes🥔 from our American territories**

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Eurasian Alliance.

Great British Federation wrote:**Unloads a shipment of potatoes🥔 from our American territories**

**Seizes these potatoes on behalf of the People of Spiritus - Makes Eurasian Vodka**

**Hands out loaves of bread🍞**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

**Unloads shipment of fresh caught tuna and salmon🐟**

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia

[spoiler= Archival Drone U5082 ]

Alright everyone, maybe we could negotiate a compromise, so we could end this war that cost us dearly.

That's an understatement, many has lost more than us, for what!? Our agenda? This war will have to end soon before the phoenix burns for eternity.

Yes, but I will only agree if the human worlds have the autonomy they deserve.

I say, chase the humans out! It is Parrona's planets after all! We lost our greatness since we tolerated your presence! I will make Parrona strong again!

I dare say, that Parrona is split between the shattered crown, the rusty hammer, the bloody jackboot and the greedy humans, the first is stuck in outdated traditions, the second is weak, the third, has been willing to bomb cities to the ground, and the last, fueled by wants and needs of primates, selfish desires!

*click*

This conversation is over, sadly, you brought melee weapons to a gun fight.

You brought a gun to a knife fight!

*gun firing*

To think you would kill your fellow citizens! What's more over a table!

He is a disgrace to Parrona, quick...

*drone shot down*

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated

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