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“Exterminator 4: Salvation, Xenoform Resurrection, Transmorphers Vengeance of the Failbots."

Came across this title in an issue.

I'm wondering whether it would be garbage or so bad it's good...

Alekseandrea wrote:“Exterminator 4: Salvation, Xenoform Resurrection, Transmorphers Vengeance of the Failbots."

Came across this title in an issue.

I'm wondering whether it would be garbage or so bad it's good...

Well, if Sharknado and Iron Sky exist, then it can't be all bad.

Alekseandrea

This is outrageous, Culveria, all life deserve a second chance, at least give a reason for destroying 1 planet, you have drawn the ire of ALL the awakened realms.

give a good reason, you say,Faulknation, did he give a reason for GENOCIDE, did he, he did not.my reason, either way, would be to bring him to the Twin Bastions

for trial.

Parrona wrote:This is outrageous, Culveria, all life deserve a second chance, at least give a reason for destroying 1 planet, you have drawn the ire of ALL the awakened realms.

give a good reason, you say,Faulknation, did he give a reason for GENOCIDE, did he, he did not.my reason, either way, would be to bring him to the Twin Bastions

for trial.

Well, I give reasons as such.

1. The planet was a planet that was power hungry and was constantly fighting with the surrounding planets and murdering, raping, and torturing all of their inhabitants. I thought that alone was enough of a reason.

2. Culveria, the god of EVERYTHING, was currently in a state of near hibernation. I didn't want to find out what would happen if the major ruling force of everything was gone.

3. Things were just getting outright boring and I thought that this might spice things up a lot. While I may have committed near genocide, I made sure there were still a few left. This just seemed like something I could do, and I thought that a planet full of insane, murderous, and arrogant people would be the best target compared to others.

If you still have complaints I recommend you look at the situation and recognize that you are making a much larger deal out of it than I think necessary. (typing this was actually fun, if you couldn't tell I enjoy arguing random points :) )

Empire Democratique Francais

1 is valid

2 is not valid

3 doesn't make sense

Genocide is to kill a group of organisms for cultural, religious,etc reasons.

You should have announced 1 as Casus Belli (reason for war)

Parrona wrote:1 is valid

2 is not valid

3 doesn't make sense

Genocide is to kill a group of organisms for cultural, religious,etc reasons.

You should have announced 1 as Casus Belli (reason for war)

when did I ever say I didn't, I found their planet a long time ago, and warned them...they simply didn't listen

Empire Democratique Francais

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Not just to them.............to every other nation...............and the awakened realms would not object...................now they see you as a threat to the rest of the galaxy.

Now................If you would send a representative of your nation to the Twin Bastions............for trial........................rules are rules.

Cosmolate wrote:We're not sure. Grumpy Grandma comes up every now and then but we haven't heard from OGG in a while.
*Festers throughout [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]'s vegetable patch, herb gardens, and all the dank spots in her home*

Cyrtes wrote:Maybe the poor soul's been abducted by aliens again...

Wait...what am I saying?

*Goes camping on [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s lawn*

By now all the worms and parasites in the water will have died from lack of food...

(:

*Hides within the rushes around the banks of [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s pond*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma

Culveria wrote:i cant survive without the energy created by combat and fights i am weakened *falls onto floor*

*Infiltrates the crevices between [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s scales*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:*Infiltrates the crevices between [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s scales*

Be gone!

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Parrona wrote:Be gone!

No

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Transmission from Parrona

A succession crisis has begun!

The claimants to the Parronan Throne:

Horsean

The Solar Consortium

Jaku progenitors

Salmonan

Snakkra

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:No

I can't be bothered about you.................... Culveria, this is our common ground, right?

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:*Festers throughout [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]'s vegetable patch, herb gardens, and all the dank spots in her home*

*Hides within the rushes around the banks of [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s pond*

*Looks for, and finds, fungicides*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Wasn't somebody making a regional map?

Sable Swamps, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Grumpy Grandma

He did make one.I don't have to link to it.Sawry.

Parrona wrote:Transmission from Parrona

A succession crisis has begun!

The claimants to the Parronan Throne:

Horsean

The Solar Consortium

Jaku progenitors

Salmonan

Snakkra

I wish to be on that list.

My DNA is at least 99.9% equal to theirs.

That should count for something.

Cyrtes, Kinnon

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Alekseandrea wrote:I wish to be on that list.

My DNA is at least 99.9% equal to theirs.

That should count for something.

Claim it!

Alekseandrea

Stiperden wrote:was hael

You can't! Get out!

7th parronan succession war

War goal: Parron

Participants:

Horsean

The Solar Consortium

Jaku progenitors

Salmonan

Snakkra

Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:Claim it!

Sure.

My orbital laser is already in position.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:7th parronan succession war

War goal: Parron

Participants:

Horsean

The Solar Consortium

Jaku progenitors

Salmonan

Snakkra

Alekseandrea

War against you?May I join?

No, unless you want to take a throne, which you can't.

Alekseandrea wrote:Sure.

My orbital laser is already in position.

Don't destroy your future throne

Stiperden wrote:was hael

Hello [nation=short]Stiperden[/nation], and welcome to Spiritus.

*hands a potato that hasn't been infected yet over, as is deemed customary*

Matrixulated, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Parrona wrote:Don't destroy your future throne

If I wanted to do that, I'd use nukes.

While a orbital laser causes a massive release of free radicals,

it is relatively clean and can be reused.

It's simply, you know, insurance.

Matrixulated

Horseani troops march into Parron.

Parrona wrote:Horseani troops march into Parron.

Alekseandrea prepares to send an army of lawyers.

Matrixulated

Parrona wrote:No, unless you want to take a throne, which you can't.

Now why can't I?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

All this war. :( You'd think after working together to beat the zombies we'd all be able to get along better. :P

Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Endless Sumer, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

(Soldiers,tanks,planes and helicopters,ships,even stations in orbits are alligning in formation,ready to make devastating damage with their formations and mass fire.)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:All this war. :( You'd think after working together to beat the zombies we'd all be able to get along better. :P

Indeed! - WTF is wrong with you people?!...

https://youtu.be/MPMmC0UAnj0

Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma

Talk to Parrona about insulting.

He sure knows a thing or two about it.

For me,I had enough of this.

I am taking that throne.

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Indeed! - WTF is wrong with you people?!...

https://youtu.be/MPMmC0UAnj0

Well, it feels good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk&ab_channel=TonyToniToneVEVO

Maybe there's too much aggression here.

But, what if we designate a period of time during which we can all get this hate, murder, and rage out of our system...

I heard it does wonders for the economy and crime rates.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Don't worry

Be happy

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Well, mystery solved!!

That explains EXACTLY why our OGG, [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] is the way he is!

M.

* (Please!! - No tasteless 'knock-knock' jokes, 'nad-nad' jokes, or especially, Eunuch-knock' jokes.)

Please do explain - I don't quite get your meaning here, sonny boy...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Jodie-World wrote:YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL

Yeah, I'm f*cking frigid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Empire Democratique Francais wrote:You know what is great in this chat? Nobody is talking about Trump.

Btw, what do you think of D Trump?

He tried to grab me by the PÜ$$¥...

Matrixulated, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais, Phytophthora Infestans

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Please do explain - I don't quite get your meaning here, sonny boy...

Nah, you can't explain a joke, an innuendo, or sarcasm and retain any semblance of humor!

But more worrying than OGG's gonads, is where is he?

Where's the rest of him?

We haven't heard from [nation=short]Old Grumpy Grandpa[/nation] in quite some time now . . .

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma

Grumpy Grandma wrote:Yeah, I'm f*cking frigid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He tried to grab me by the PÜ$$¥...

* OMIGOSH *

I bet that cat was so traumatized it was never the same again!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma, Phytophthora Infestans

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

You are not a valid prince, I disinherited you, shut up..................

King Geck of the Jaku progenitors sits on the throne after ousting King Peter of Horsean

Lawyers won't help you until you sue for peace.

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

What is this,medieval poetry?!

Go away,you lot!

Go away, and never come back, illegitimate child!

even u mama was worse tan u!!1

Children.......................how entertaining to anger them............

I HAVE BROKEN CAPS LOCK U NUUBUB

Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais

Post self-deleted by Parrona.

Do you speak English, because from the looks of it, you don't

Why you delete?Scaredy?

Spelling error, it's scared.

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:*Festers throughout [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation]'s vegetable patch, herb gardens, and all the dank spots in her home*

*Hides within the rushes around the banks of [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]'s pond*

*Calls in air support*

*Napalms the neighborhood*

*Takes selfie infront of exploding house*

*Moves to new house allocated by the government*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

Parrona wrote:

Lawyers won't help you until you sue for peace.

*Sues all the other applicants for loitering, trespassing, lollygagging, war crimes, stealing and being mentally unfit to rule.*

Matrixulated, Cyrtes

What are you doing, that is not...........

Anyways,King John VI of the Commonwealth of Salmonan occupies Parron

Parrona wrote:What are you doing, that is not...........

Anyways,King John VI of the Commonwealth of Salmonan occupies Parron

*Alekseandrea delivers weaponry to all the resistance groups and forces most of them to cooperate.

You guys don't know anything about this and think I'm going to sue you for (almost everything).

Well played, is it not?

Oh, and for those interested in discovering my involvement, I made sure Alekseandrea has plausible deniability.*

Matrixulated

Counter resistance groups are formed.

All nations except Alekseandrea, Salmonan, Horsean has either dropped out of the war or does not have an eligible prince.

The Solar Consortium has a new High Prince, who is not eligible for the parronan throne.

Snakkra and Jaku progenitors dropped out of the war.

Meanwhile, the Dhanaveriria Isthmurins WHO WERE TRYING TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING are now facepalming at the needless regional violent threats. Seriously! You're neighbors! Get whatever died in your butts out so we can have a strong and unified, happier Spiritus!

Matrixulated, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

The leader/leaders of Audriany is/are childish...................The awakened realms look at Audriany with contempt.

Audriany sees outsiders as barbars.

Matrixulated

Younger realms are either nice or disgusting, you must be disgusting

Parronans are looked as uncivilized people,trying to look better than His Majesty and the Audrianian people.

Explain..................your spelling................young one.

Explain your own writing,blob.

Dhanaveriria wrote:Meanwhile, the Dhanaveriria Isthmurins WHO WERE TRYING TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING are now facepalming at the needless regional violent threats. Seriously! You're neighbors! Get whatever died in your butts out so we can have a strong and unified, happier Spiritus!

But we are struggling together!

Matrixulated

Salmonan sues Horsean for peace, it's either alekseandrea or Salmonan.

Parrona wrote:Counter resistance groups are formed.

All nations except Alekseandrea, Salmonan, Horsean has either dropped out of the war or does not have an eligible prince.

The Solar Consortium has a new High Prince, who is not eligible for the parronan throne.

Snakkra and Jaku progenitors dropped out of the war.

*Starts a global smear campaign about the counter rebels and implies that Salmonan and Horsean support them.

Also starts a spreading ridiculous and false stories about the rebels and Alekseandrea to ensure that any counter-smear campaigns will be mostly ignored.*

Matrixulated

King James VII of Salmonan will be...........in 10 minutes earth time/10 days in Nova Terra, be king.............as parliament starts enforcing nationwide peace, unless he is driven out of Parron.

Parrona wrote:King James VII of Salmonan will be...........in 10 minutes earth time/10 days in Nova Terra, be king.............as parliament starts enforcing nationwide peace, unless he is driven out of Parron.

Alekseandrea starts ground invasion to "remove a terrorist regime from power".

Any resistance will be answered with overwhelming force.

Matrixulated

*Throws a potato into the air*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

*catches it and eats it*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Survivors Of California, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Phytophthora Infestans

The Salaxalans wrote:*catches it and eats it*

Are you sure that's an edible potato?

Have you ever seen "Into the wild"?

If you didn't, don't bother.

The aesop is simple: "reject our superficial culture and you'll die alone."

Or was it "Don't eat poisonous potatoes?"

I can't remember wich one it was.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes

Alekseandrea wrote:Alekseandrea starts ground invasion to "remove a terrorist regime from power".

Any resistance will be answered with overwhelming force.

You're too late, King James VII of Salmonan now holds a personal union over Parrona,a war on Salmonan is a war on Parrona.

Alekseandrea wrote:Are you sure that's an edible potato?

Have you ever seen "Into the wild"?

If you didn't, don't bother.

The aesop is simple: "reject our superficial culture and you'll die alone."

Or was it "Don't eat poisonous potatoes?"

I can't remember wich one it was.

*Throws another potato, this one at Alekseandrea*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

Long live the King!

Parrona wrote:Now................If you would send a representative of your nation to the Twin Bastions............for trial........................rules are rules.

[nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] doesnt need to do anything you say

Culveria,if you are wondering, the awakened realms exist between realities, do not think that your reality is the only one.............

Parrona wrote:Culveria,if you are wondering, the awakened realms exist between realities, do not think that your reality is the only one.............

i know there are many realities. i have went between realms and into the void. they have no say in what i do, i Draconos have destroyed awakened realms. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation]

had told me of this planet a while ago but i just wasnt in need of the energy. so silence yourself on my follower. some of us dont answer to the awakened realms and thats not changing ever

Ah, you must be talking of the cursed realms, the awakened realms are different, and dare I say, have discovered infinity.

The awakened realms cannot be destroyed, at least, not completely.

Parrona wrote:Ah, you must be talking of the cursed realms, the awakened realms are different, and dare I say, have discovered infinity.

The awakened realms cannot be destroyed, at least, not completely.

*shrugs* the one i destroyed was claiming they were awakened. but i have devastated and destroyed many realms and worlds so i dont know

Don't make us.............

The burning library has secrets, that cannot fall into your hands.

oh ive collected many books from many realms. i like reading them. interesting things they have

but your burning a library? unacceptable *breathes a freezing breath onto the burning library stopping the fire and saving the books* youre burning them so you must not want them *teleports them to culveria myself keeping the shields of culveria impenetrable*

*Starts moving the books somewhere else*

你去死吧。

whats so important about these books? *starts reading the books that i got from the burning library which cant be touched because no one can get into culveria without my permission because the paradox barrier*

Parrona wrote:*Starts moving the books somewhere else*

你去死吧。

been there many times. nice for winter

Oh, did I mention the books might burn if touched by outsiders, that's why it's called the burning library?*the book in your hands start burning*

The library is not on fire.打你的脸。

im not even touching it *floating over my hand flipping its page when i want it to so not burning*

*shrugs because still took the books*

*taps ground with staff*by the power invested in me, by the council of 12, I hereby declare the burning books lost.

*The books, which contains forbidden knowledge, starts burning*

Faulknation

*bleep* it i was going to read them so its enjoyable but no pain no gain *absorbs the knowledge from the books into my mind which is moderately painful which makes me use a loud long list of slurs* !*W^&)!&*%&@^!(*&*@&@T!^&(*&^%$%$!%^@%&*!&^@^%!*@@^%!!%^@^%!

Faulknation

*pain wears off*

fudge that hurt!

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