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Region: Spiritus
Wait, I wasn't on this game last year.
What do we do in the apocalypse?
Statens, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
There wasn't a nuclear holocaust/apocalypse last April 1st...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Last April 1st we had the elections for Secretary-General of the WA! - Such fun!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Oh.
Well, my military is not all that good so I will probably lose.
Does it infect ingame stats?
Matrixulated
What event you get for April Fools depends on what Max Barry has on his mind, or just chance, there was a time when the WA was the UN, until the actual RL UN warned him, and he turned it into a joke within a joke, the irony.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
Gtg.
Wish me luck on my test I did not study for!
Matrixulated
alright,
cholesterol and all that doesnt get to deviljhos or me, so we can eat as much steaks and preserved meats we want fool!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
youll do better then i would
we cooperate in the thing probably so ill have your back, as well as me in kesmor, i will make sure all the people in kesmor try to help as well
but there is the chance all of this is just an april fools joke
I only have one thing to say if you don't get 75% for it, oby good.
But can they handle Boratheoan steak topped with Jelaquian sauce?
Pfffffft.
Fear my vassal swarm, speaking of which...
*goes on a revival spree*
It is a joke.
are you sure?
What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
because if you arent i know where my nukes will be aimed
Aced my 12 grade Econ test.
Woo.
Ahem.
The vassal swarm is back, now with new members.
Matrixulated
yo, good job *has several of the humans and humanoids ive abducted from the xenoblade universe mutating in vat tubes of the mutagen behind me*
you better not try spamming my place again parron
UM, nuclear apocalypse.....?
i dont know im sorta mini panicking i have a region to try and protect from this, its gonna be hectic!
Are we on reigon teams?
Aw, I usually get picked last on teams
youre on my team if there are teams
you are too. if there are the support things i will be sending them to you guys from the fatherlands as well, i will also tell all others from kesmor to send support as well, ive already organized everyone to get into the palace which will be sealed and locked down
Itrosomia
*has mafia accent*
How bout we go in and take some people's defense leaders fo some "swimin lessons"?
You got any concrete I can borrow?
Or a bucket?
Or a blind ford or gag?
Mrglglglgland
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
KREEEEEE!!!
Krr krr Click
(Our exoskeletons can withstand nuclear bombs dropped on them so this will be easy)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
*holds sword of pain to his neck* how bout you cooperate with me? hm?
I gots buckets o buckets.
yes but during this everyone is turned mortal and normal by the elder one. we'll have no powers or anything, even i will be in danger
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*still has mafia accent*
Not you.
You is a nice person, you know whadimean?
I was talkin bout som oda regions officials.
we'll have to use *shudders* mortal means of helping our nations
I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE!!!
Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
alright *pulls out a dagger of pain and spins it expertly and holds the blade so the hilt is towards him* here, ya can have dis if you need ta "extract" sum infamation
The Magic Pizza Pizzaiolo
i do too but using mortal means! its preposterous!
Statens
Ugh.
itro what do you think of what ive done to these humanoids of the xenoblade universe? *the giant tubes open up letting the several mutated deviljho-humans down they look normal except for there red deviljho eyes* ive made them sort of were-deviljhos
also i want to know if any of them are familiar to you
and unfortunately i mainly found females, so i dont entirely know how compatible the were-deviljho mutation is with males, as i only got one two males
Cool.
I found something that you might like.
*brings out Phoenix*
*brings out water Phoenix*
Phoenixes are just as powerful as dragons.
Statens, The Parron Republic
For anyone who isn't sure every year on April First there is some big event that they put on that's completely different every year. There is nothing to worry about it doesn't have any real or permanent effects, it's just some fun.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Tank who!
😊
yes i know, there are also a creature called phoenix dragon
Itrosomia
I hope that one over there is Lysa, now the throne is mine.
eh? you have competition from the xenoblade world?
I'm getting sick just in time for the joke nuclear war. Woo, fun :(
Matrixulated
dont worry. if you arent present for it we will protect your nation and help it any way we can
it probably might not be a joke
Self exile...
you ran away?
For some reason I keep getting adds for dating Greek women.
Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
weird
The Flying Spudghetti Monster
wheres everyone?
I was chilling inside of my iceberg.
Matrixulated, Phytophthora Infestans
this is not a time for puns currently my friend
It is always pun/joke time.
If time is money are ATM's time machines?
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire? Mozzarella FireFox.
Itrosomia
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
I'm going to stop so that parrona doesn't make more missile silos and target me.
he only has what hes given, and most likely [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] will tell everyone to take the defensive and help people
Whenever you see this please answer.
Does anyone have any good ideas for a national motto for me?
I'm not taking any chances.
Besides, it could be that we have to attack each other .
walrus, not wal u
theres always the choice of pacifism
Hmm maybe.
I will wait till next week then decide.
Hmm
Inextinguishable light.
None shall pass.
Good life, good death.
None shall be left behind.
We were, we are, we will be.
Open hearts, open doors.
Freedom or death.
Ever the best.
One god, one goal.
Hope, peace, unity.
Prepared for all.
United we stand, united we stay.
United we stand, together we stay.
Faith grants us strength.
We are and always will be.
In god's hand, in god's grace.
Sow knowledge, reap wisdom.
Wardens of the West.
The first, the last, the eternal.
From the grounds to the skies.
Hear our voices.
United we stand, united we conquer.
Whispers in the wind.
Live long and die free.
Serve and protect.
Dignity, pride, honor.
Don't wake a sleeping lion.
Following in the footsteps of our ancestors.
All for the people.
By the sword.
heck there was even a choice to embrace the horde last halloween
Itrosomia
Krr krr click
(I would do that)
Krr click
(Conquer all, consume all)
Hmm.
yes i know you would, but salaxalans may kick you for ruining it if you dont do what he orders with the thing
You know, the expression hmmmm is very discriminating.
We should alternate between hmm and hrr.
[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], if this happens again would you kick us?
i cant exactly remember what he said hed do but it was some punishment
Hey everybody, I'm new!
Legendus, Matrixulated
Krr klick click
(As long as it is not kicking or banning I would do it)
Hello
yeah i wanted to exterminate at first but he gave me a warning
Hello, and welcome to...
*sets off fireworks*
SPIRITUS
*whispers*
(Here is your complementary potato.)
*discreetly hands you a potato*
(Some people here *cough*culveria*cough* kill potatoes)
Matrixulated
*smells potato and goes savage* must. destroy. potato!
NO!
*activates anticulveria system that drops golden coins everywhere*
Run!
Save the potato!
*Savage deviljho mode is not affected by coins and charges at person holding potato*
There are not many people on the RMB at the moment, but I'm sure they would like to welcome you.
You should have gotten an email explainin what you should do.
Have fun!
*teleports culveria to Zimbabwe*
There.
*destroys Zimbabwe and starts to traverse back to Spiritus*
*shoves culveria into my vault*
*destroys all potatoes in the vault and picks the locking mechanism*
My vault is a dimension that I store all my stuff in.
I has a much lower pressure so it sucks everything in.
There used to be 10 planets in our solar system but I put one in there to have a planet to put things on.
The lock is magical, physical, elemental, and mental.
It ensures that only I can open it.
Also, I don't store potatoes in the vault.
*starts chewing on the lock*
The lock doesn't exist until someone summons it mentally.
And you are to unfocused in your raging form to concentrate.
I am perfectly focused on opening this lock *my scales change to blue and i turn into a business brachydios and focus on making the lock appear*
There is also the elemental part.
slime *slams my fist into it and makes it explode*
That is not the correct element
*it reappears*
ice probably *puts a snowball on it*
Nope
*continues trying different elements*
You took too long
*it disappears and the security drones activate*
*They throw pots of gold everywhere*
You are no longer in raging form.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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