Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
You!
Of course I'm still here. I'm just standing here with ma' meat hammer out.
Faulknation
I have Tachyon Lances.
I have a holy spear.
Hypershields, jump drives, tachyon lances.
*clears my throat* you are aware that other males have a holy spear as well.... but mine is a draconic godly holy spear which trumps yours i also have tachyon lances and much more
Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
Jump drives at 98%.................99..................bye! *disappears*
*catches [nation=short]Parrona[/nation]* where are you going? *points [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] towards [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] and lets goz*
Does the name, Alexander Glade ring a bell?
what about him?
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Parrona is a nation............Alexander is prime minister........The de-facto leader.
My spear is holyer than theirs!
Faulknation
I doubt that you even remember him........
The Salmonan directors won't care about "holy" spears.
youre not a god. you are a mere blessed human. blessed by me as well. every bit of me is better and superior to you in every way. down to the very atoms
Empire Democratique Francais
i remember him. i made him the god of parrots
His name is actually Alexander Von Glade.
so? his importance to me is what?
he is insignificant to me now. now where is everyone?
Is this an obvious metaphore of your penis or am I that far from sanity?
Faulknation
*punches [nation=short]Empire[/nation] Democratique Francais* SILENCE YOU FOOL!!!!
I am a better human than you.
No arguing with that, let's face it.
Do you want me to slap your face with my sword you heretic?!
Good day, everyone.
Faulknation
Not sure if I can really call it day anymore where I am. It's 4:45pm but it's dark as hell.
Anyways, hope today's been alright Cyrtres.
why would i want to be human?
your sword will bend and break upon contact with my skin foolish mortal. i am a god!
Empire Democratique Francais
hello [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation]
You said you were better at everything than me. That is an over generalization. I WIN!
*drops loincloth on the ground*
I'M FREE!
Uh, hi?
The Survivors Of California, Faulknation
*cuts off @Russinadias holy spear with Francais sword*
sorry you had to see that. both you and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] i apologize for [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] and his impudence
you better not make me lift my loincloth...my man meat breaks dimensions, and that is not an joke. One power I absorbed from some obscure god was the power to break dimensions with one body part, he was able to use his arm. Turns out when I absorb a power it doesn't give me the exact same thing. So now my johnson can break dimensions.
*my heavenly body grows back*
My hammer is a god attacked to me! HAHAHA! It's the only part of me that is permanently invincible.
Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
Ok, just didn't expect to land on a region where everyone's speaking in innuendo.
Cyrtes, Faulknation, Empire Democratique Francais
would you rather they said the actual word?
Cyrtes
I'm guess there's a word filter or something.
Besides, this is funnier to an extent.
Cyrtes
There isn't a word filter. I'm just keeping it a hard pg.
Faulknation
[nation=short]RUSSINADIA[/nation]! OH MY GOODNESS I WILL SLAP YOU!!!! *slaps [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* PUT SOME PANTS ON!!
Cyrtes
*burns the loincloth*
I will put some clothes on when the timer on my edict runs out.
*looks at the edict*
That will be in about twenty minutes or so.
Cyrtes
Post self-deleted by Russinadia.
Why did that send twice? No matter, it doesn't matter anyway.
Cyrtes
*starts cracking knuckles waiting for the 20 minutes to be up*
Cyrtes
its up [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]
*a pair of clothes appears on me*
Sad.
Faulknation
*takes the pants off*
Much better. Way more comfortable, everyone should try it.
Ban'nin no ryū no shi no panchi!!!!! *punches [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] one million times with deadly punches*
PUT THEM BACK ON!!!!!! *my pants disappear and i look at myself* WTAF!?!?! WHERED MY PANTS GO!?!?
My schlong is a god! It has the power to make clothes disappear!
Faulknation
no its not a god. nor did you do this. my power is running a bit rampant today i have to catch the bit of my energy running around itll look like a little ball of fire or some other old element
My dong is a god! One day a phlying phloating phallus phell phrom the sky onto my already existing Johnson. It told me that it came from heaven and that it has cum to bless me with magical powers.
Faulknation
It spoke to me! It told me that it would allow me to grow back from out of him if I get kersploded.
Faulknation
oh my goodness get away from me now you said several words that i do not want to hear or see GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! that never happened nor will it,
BEGONE YOU GROTESQUE SCUM OF SPIRITUS!!!!!
uhhhh...[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] I think your orb is wanting something. *points to fire-looking orb poking me in the mid region around the shlong area* This is weird, please help
IT IS REAL LIFE, DEAL WITH IT!!
Faulknation
that is not my power. my power would be after a woman.
i deny real life always
Faulknation
i will never deal with real life
DEAL WITH IT!
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation] if it's not yours then it's mine now. *drains power* Any ways, I need to use the restroom *breaks dimension barrier by pulling out johnson* wait a minute, what is that. [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] I found your power, and it is smothering a woman...I don't know how they got into this void though.
*takes power and absorbs it back unto me* my power can be unruly and females energy attracts it for some reason, i havent figured out why. she must have had a powerful energy so my power went to it
but how was she living in the void, that is the part that is throwing me for a loop
i have no clue. a goddess perchance. but i do not know *pulls the woman from the void* who are you?
I am interested to find out as well.
*sits down and starts eating some popcorn*
This should be interesting.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*pokes the woman* who are you? is she unconscious? hello, woman?
Oh, great idea. *grabs popcorn as well*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*munch munch*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
She is definitely alive though.
*picks her up by the back of her shirt only to be suddenly struck in the cheek by her open hand* what the?!?! WHYD YOU JUST SLAP ME!?!
OH OH OH! *stars giggling* This is going to be really interesting!
*sets the woman down* okay who are you explain yourself! whys she so quiet?!? shes not talking
Faulknation
*pulls out a cup of coke*
This is getting good.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
*watches the woman closely waiting for her to say something* speak woman. who are you, what are you. say something
i feel like she is mute or something *she nods*
at least we know she understands us
should we put her back in the void? i have no idea what we should do with her
Faulknation
i think they all died *unknown woman nods*
well...here *gives mute woman a pen and paper* let's see if she can communicate with us
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*the woman writes in an unknown language which i happen to know some reason* hmmmmm...... nah i dont think we should *woman shrugs* oh and her name is Siri
Faulknation
SHE BELONGS IN A PHONE!
okay scratch what i said Siri you can severely hurt that one *points at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* she likes to hurt people. *she pulls out a giant axe and throws it at [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]*
Faulknation
im going to be visiting this womans homeland and she wishes to say goodbye to it. shes finding this place interesting *both disappear*
Faulknation
150 messages of sh*te in my inbox.
* winces in pain *
I hope nobody had anything important to say.
No?
Just the Spam-Clan and the King Newt?
Yeah, the usual crap.
Frakkit!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland, Faulknation
*drops to the ground to dodge*
Hey! We were quite for the last day and a half or so. I'M A SOCIAL CREATURE!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
LOL! I like that!
A potato-lover with a social-identity.
My kind of spud.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
It's not his importance, but his family's importance is what you should................nevermind, the point will not make it through.
Yay!
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
Stop talking in riddles.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
*starts defacing Russinadia's planet from space*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hah Haaahh!
* mooning [nation=short]parrona[/nation] *
Oh yes indeed!
I say this *MUST* become the all new 'f*ck-her-right-in-the-pussy' & the 'ice-bucket challenge, rolled into one level of internet tomfoolery!
M.
* moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation] *
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Turkish slap in comming!!!
Matrixulated
*mails stock images of people mooning others to [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
I'm not even a planet! I am just orbiting earth temporarily.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*reappears with Siri* guys i have a problem. somethings wrong with the human. a month ago her stomach began to grow a huge bump *points to siri how has a her hands on her belly which is grown a bit* (time passes faster in her dimension so it was about 6 months since i left but however long it was for you guys) she hasnt had contact with any other humans or creatures but me for the last 4 months and this started last month. she also has been sick in the morning and several other things. i fear the woman is sick
Faulknation
she was getting sick before the bump though and it is concerning to me`
she seems to know but she wont tell me. she had asked me to do weird things in the last 4 months though... before this... but now im worried.
*snaps his sword and gives him a bigger broader sword* here this is better for slapping.
Faulknation
Oh, you know, this is goig to happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM&ab_channel=AdriaanOdendaal
It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly natural.
Honest.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
what is that? i cannot use link to youtube. it never works.
You can't link directly to youtube from the RMB, you can only do it in dispatches, the forums and perhaps somewhere else I forgot.
So you'll just have copy it and paste it as address in one of your browsers tabs.
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