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Region: Spiritus

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Potatogion wrote:I've always kind of liked the sith, unless jar jar turns into one. I'll murder jar jar if given even the slightest chance.

Jar Jar was Chop Chopped up, Can Canned and Tin Tinned, and fed to the teeming hordes...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Eluta

Audriany wrote:....

He-he-he's dead...?!?!?!?

Audriany wrote:....

He-he-he's ALIVE?!??!?!?

Here, let me fix that for you...

Audriany wrote:....

He-he-he's Undead...?!?!?!?

Audriany wrote:EVERYBODY RUN!!!
That sounds more like it!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:SOMEONE'S GETTIN' STABBED… IN THE ASS! I'M GUNNA CUT YER ORGANS OUT, AND MAKE A HAMBURGER OUT OF YER LUNGS!

Mmmmmmmm!! Sounds taishhtey!!! **Realigns teeth/jaw, and licks lips**

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I return. That took longer than I thought. The weather was really bad so we had to wait before getting home.

The Salaxalans

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Jar Jar was Chop Chopped up, Can Canned and Tin Tinned, and fed to the teeming hordes...

He-as so ded-ded! He-sa not comin back from dat wan!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Old Colbycountry

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Here, let me fix that for you...

That sounds more like it!

He-he-he's...CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Morning everyone :D

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Statens, Old Colbycountry

Milaou wrote:Morning everyone :D

I would like to inform you that it is actually evening in the civilised world.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Indeed.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Milaou wrote:Morning everyone :D

Really, early, morning.

Need.......something.......................

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Parrona wrote:Really, early, morning.

Need.......something.......................

Caffeine?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Statens wrote:Caffeine?

A good cup of coffee solves all problems.

Well, except for sleep deprivation, but that's a different story.

Actually it doesn't help in the case of a caffine OD either...I'll stop there.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Masylvana wrote:A good cup of coffee solves all problems.

Well, except for sleep deprivation, but that's a different story.

Actually it doesn't help in the case of a caffine OD either...I'll stop there.

Very true

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I would like to inform you that it is actually evening in the civilised world.

Well good evening to you then ^^

Parrona wrote:Really, early, morning.

Need.......something.......................

Why are you up so early? Couldn't sleep or do you have work?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Baltimore, Maryland, U S of A.

Saturday evening, 18:26hrs EST.

Go from there . . .

Its civilized here . . . except when there's riots in the city for BLM, politics, or other bullsh*t.

- Or when the Ravens lose.

- Or when the Orioles lose.

- Or when the self-anointed 'Charm City' (who names themselves that, seriously?) has a tantrum or a hissy-fit over something.

Then, I find that 'civilized' here is no better than there, or anywhere else.

* Next! *

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Mmmmmmmm!! Sounds taishhtey!!! **Realigns teeth/jaw, and licks lips**

Ya know buddy, you really ought to see a plastic surgeon and a dentist, or something!

You can't rely on The Force to attract the girls forever, you know?

How're ya gonna find that special someone with your jaw hanging off and your teeth all jacked-up?

Come-on man!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Ya know buddy, you really ought to see a plastic surgeon and a dentist, or something!

You can't rely on The Force to attract the girls forever, you know?

How're ya gonna find that special someone with your jaw hanging off and your teeth all jacked-up?

Come-on man!

M.

There you are assuming the Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus doesn't already have that special someone...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:There you are assuming the Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus doesn't already have that special someone...

Did you eat her on the first date, J-Z-J?

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Huheelolo'osh efeelolo'oshΩ Spayihruhihtufs mi'eemibayeeruhs!

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Aquati wrote:Huheelolo'osh efeelolo'oshΩ Spayihruhihtufs mi'eemibayeeruhs!

Uhhh....welcome?

We have a Murloc nation & a Sunfish nation, Zombies, a Jedi-Zombi, an assortment of Crazies, Potatoes, Old-Folks, general reprobates & riff-raff, and an eeevil alien overlord.

So, ummm....what are you, [nation=short]Aquati[/nation]?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:There you are assuming the Lord Jedi-Zombi Jezus doesn't already have that special someone...

I do apologize, Lord JayZeeJay!

It had not occurred to me that in your insatiable consumption of all before you, that you would, or even could, pause for love!

Or was it E-Harmony?

Or Tinder?

Please, do tell!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Hang on....

Wasn't [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation] one of the names dumped online by that massive hack of Ashley Madison?

He's omnipotent you know.

So he's everywhere.

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Aquati wrote:Huheelolo'osh efeelolo'oshΩ Spayihruhihtufs mi'eemibayeeruhs!

Welcome to Spiritus [nation=short]Aquati[/nation]!

Here, have a potato and be at peace!

M.

The Salaxalans

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Did you eat her on the first date, J-Z-J?

roflmfao!

I could expound on that in a really crass way, but I shall take the high road.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:I can't chose one potato over the other! AHHHHHH!

Search your feelings, Russ!

One is pure-hearted, pure of spirit, Potato-kind, the other is a manipulative, mind-controlling, alien overlord only pretending to be kind to potatoes!

Search your feelings, [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]!

You know this to be true.

It is I, The Studly Spud, who is the one and only Champion of Potato-kind!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Milaou

Alrighty then!

Are you sure you want to pick a fight and go toe to toe - potato to potato - with the Bossman, Spudly?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*gets a potato army ready*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou

We have plenty, plenty of tin-foil here in my wonderful nation.

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] manipulative mind-control techniques can't get through my head-to-toe tailored tin-foil suit!

We have Tesla-like brain-wave insulation towers installed throughout the nation.

We are completely safe from overlord-induced harm here!

No Zombies can reach us!

No Jedi-Zombi can eat us!

No alien-overlord can defeat us!

The Spud Has Arisen!

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Milaou

Matrixulated wrote:I do apologize, Lord JayZeeJay!

It had not occurred to me that in your insatiable consumption of all before you, that you would, or even could, pause for love!

Or was it E-Harmony?

Or Tinder?

Please, do tell!

M.

I think it was "zombie-Christian mingle."

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Search your feelings, Russ!

One is pure-hearted, pure of spirit, Potato-kind, the other is a manipulative, mind-controlling, alien overlord only pretending to be kind to potatoes!

Search your feelings, [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]!

You know this to be true.

It is I, The Studly Spud, who is the one and only Champion of Potato-kind!

AHHHHHHH!

*arms start flailing*

Huzzah!

AHHHHHHH!

*arms start flailing*

The Salaxalans wrote:*gets a potato army ready*

Not another potato war. We might have to rename the great potato war into potato war I. Does it count as a great potato war if it is a civil war? I don't know anymore!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou

The Salaxalans wrote:*gets a potato army ready*

O_O

Ooh it's on now!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:We have plenty, plenty of tin-foil here in my wonderful nation.

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] manipulative mind-control techniques can't get through my head-to-toe tailored tin-foil suit!

We have Tesla-like brain-wave insulation towers installed throughout the nation.

We are completely safe from overlord-induced harm here!

No Zombies can reach us!

No Jedi-Zombi can eat us!

No alien-overlord can defeat us!

The Spud Has Arisen!

Huzzah!

POTATO WAR II! After this war, maybe we can play cold potato.

*Readies potato army that is better than the salaxalans' army*

Russinadia wrote:I think it was "zombie-Christian mingle."AHHHHHHH!

BATTLE TIIIIME!

*arms start flailing*

Not another potato war. We might have to rename the great potato war into potato war I. Does it count as a great potato war if it is a civil war? I don't know anymore!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:O_O

Ooh it's on now!

M.

Oh dern, another war.

Potatogion wrote:POTATO WAR II! After this war, maybe we can play cold potato.

*Readies potato army that is better than the salaxalans' army*

Can we have another potato war if there isn't another region to fight? Last time we fought International Northwestern Union. Should we fight Culveria's region, but that would require an embassy, and no one really wants that. We could invade another region! Let's go into another region and just take over. We can become better than the invaders themselves.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:. . .No Jedi-Zombi can eat us!

No alien-overlord can defeat us!

Huzzah! . . .

I think you just invited, created, and dated your own funeral, Spudly, and you managed to do it twice!!

You frakking Muppet!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Oh dern, another war. Can we have another potato war if there isn't another region to fight? Last time we fought International Northwestern Union. Should we fight Culveria's region, but that would require an embassy, and no one really wants that. We could invade another region! Let's go into another region and just take over. We can become better than the invaders themselves.

We could invade Culveria's region! It's such a small region that it would only take a few people to seize power. A great potato coup! There would be no gain from it, but it would be kind of fun to crush a small region's dreams.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Milaou

Russinadia wrote:I think it was "Zombi-Christian mingle."

AHHHHHHH!

*arms start flailing*

Hah hahhhh!

Too funny, Russ!

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Did you eat her on the first date, J-Z-J?
Ofcourse!😉

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:*gets a potato army ready*

Hah! You need an Army now?

Russinadia wrote:Not another potato war....Does it count as a great potato war if it is a civil war? I don't know anymore!

Who said anything about a war?

Did someone declare a war?

What happened?

Are we under attack?

Is Spiritus being invaded?

Matrixulated wrote:O_O

Ooh it's on now!

M.

What's on now?

The news on BBC America, you flatulent old fart?

How about I put the kettle on?

A nice cup of Earl Grey ought to calm you right down.

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

PREPARE TO MARCH, MY POTATO ARMY!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*sends potato army to every nation in Spiritus so everyone can have some potatoes*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou

The Salaxalans wrote:*sends potato army to every nation in Spiritus so everyone can have some potatoes*

AHHHHHH! HE'S SO GENEROUS IT IS BLINDING! SOMEONE MUST STOP THIS SWELL "PERSON!" THIS WILL DEFENETLY BOOST HIS RATINGS! AHHHH!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hah!

Who said anything about a war?

Did someone declare a war?

What happened?

Are we under attack?

Is Spiritus being invaded?What's on now?

I just thought since the potato nations and salaxanlans were building up their armies, it would end in potato civil war.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:We have plenty, plenty of tin-foil here in my wonderful nation.

[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] manipulative mind-control techniques can't get through my head-to-toe tailored tin-foil suit!

We have Tesla-like brain-wave insulation towers installed throughout the nation.

We are completely safe from overlord-induced harm here!

No Zombies can reach us!

No Jedi-Zombi can eat us!

No alien-overlord can defeat us!

The Spud Has Arisen!

Huzzah!

I assure you that my zombie hordes could reach you if we so desired. However, I would not wish to eat you dear Studly Spud! - We have grown accustomed to your presence, and fond of your continued existence...

...for now.

Should you and Salaxalans come to war, as is customary for a religious institution; we would denounce the violence and bloodshed, whilst blessing both sides, professing to be on the side of whosoever wishes to claim our backing - We would provide aid, support and succour to both of you, and then, upon victory for either side, declare that this was the side we had clearly always favoured from the very beginning of Time, whilst feeding on the cold dead corpses of thine enemy, and converting the few that weren't quite dead yet to our cause...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:We could invade Culveria's region! It's such a small region that it would only take a few people to seize power. A great potato coup! There would be no gain from it, but it would be kind of fun to crush a small region's dreams.

Wait.......................let me seize WA membership from a puppet!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:We could invade Culveria's region! It's such a small region that it would only take a few people to seize power. A great potato coup! There would be no gain from it, but it would be kind of fun to crush a small region's dreams.

I assume the founder still exists, no?

That means they are safe from raiding. Spiritus has the same thing going on.

Unless their founder is a simpleton, I'm afraid your dreams will have to stay dreams.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Wow!

What. A. Night!

We just got home, and I just poured a very much diminished Spudly Dud into his bed, and put a bucket next to the bed just in case.

What a lightweight!

It's like he's never been on a big job!

Funny story from tonight . . .

We were briefly in a strip club and I paid $30 for Spudly to get a surprise lapdance.

First time for him . . . and he actually asked the girl if it was OK to tip her!

And then asked her for a date!

What a plank!

Make sure he gets serious sh*t on the RMB tomorrow, guys!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Who do I talk to about the Spiritus forums? The validation emails don't seem to reach me (yes, I did check the spam folder) and I can't use another email adress because I don't have the permission to edit ny own user profile :D

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Bother [nation=short]rogamark_III[/nation].

It's time our president worked a little.

Does anyone know when [nation=short]blitze[/nation] became non-president?

I didn't notice the president changed.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:I assume the founder still exists, no?

That means they are safe from raiding. Spiritus has the same thing going on.

Unless their founder is a simpleton, I'm afraid your dreams will have to stay dreams.

Is their founder not a simpleton? I thought he left because he couldn't grasp the complexity of the "politics" in spiritus. Maybe we can trick him into giving power over to us.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:Is their founder not a simpleton? I thought he left because he couldn't grasp the complexity of the "politics" in spiritus. Maybe we can trick him into giving power over to us.

In that case you simply shouldn't tell him about the anti-raider-"I win"-button.

Have fun.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:In that case you simply shouldn't tell him about the anti-raider-"I win"-button.

Have fun.

Good thing I have next to zero knowledge about raiding. How can I tell him about something if I don't know it exists?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:Good thing I have next to zero knowledge about raiding. How can I tell him about something if I don't know it exists?

who are you going to raid?

Matrixulated

Milaou wrote:who are you going to raid?

Probably no one. If I was to raid however, I would raid Culveria's region. Crushing even the smallest of dreams is much fun.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Potatogion wrote:Probably no one. If I was to raid however, I would raid Culveria's region. Crushing even the smallest of dreams is much fun.

Raiding is actually quite simple.

Go to region --> get the most endorsments --> Rule as an evil alien o.. Ergh... forget that. Psychotic dictator and start kicking people out. And make the region password-protected.

That's it really.

Matrixulated

Potatogion wrote:Probably no one. If I was to raid however, I would raid Culveria's region. Crushing even the smallest of dreams is much fun.

But dream crushing isn't very nice. But I mean if it is deserved, then dream crush away. I find vengeance very much fun.

Matrixulated

Hey guys, let's not talk about invading other regions, we are defenders after all. :P

Legendus, Matrixulated, Mount Louisistan, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.

Mount Louisistan wrote:Who do I talk to about the Spiritus forums? The validation emails don't seem to reach me (yes, I did check the spam folder) and I can't use another email adress because I don't have the permission to edit ny own user profile :D

If you haven't already sent a TG to [nation=short]Rogamark_III[/nation] I could help you out too, just send me a TG.

Alekseandrea wrote:Bother [nation=short]rogamark_III[/nation].

It's time our president worked a little.

Does anyone know when [nation=short]blitze[/nation] became non-president?

I didn't notice the president changed.

Pretty sure [nation=short]Rogamark_III[/nation] has worked more than a little. :P

[nation=short]Blitze[/nation] resigned a few weeks ago, [nation=short]Wuufu[/nation] (the Vice President) became President for a short while, and now [nation=short]Rogamark_III[/nation] won the new election last Monday.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Raiding is actually quite simple.

Go to region --> get the most endorsments --> Rule as an evil alien o.. Ergh... forget that. Psychotic dictator and start kicking people out. And make the region password-protected.

That's it really.

Good thing I'm not an WA nation, not ever will.

The Salaxalans wrote:Hey guys, let's not talk about invading other regions, we are defenders after all. :P

I don't mean to do it in the name of spiritus, if anything it would be in the name of Lazarus. I can't even raid anyway.

Milaou wrote:But dream crushing isn't very nice. But I mean if it is deserved, then dream crush away. I find vengeance very much fun.

Crushing most things isn't very nice, but it is fun. I am just incapable of wrecking Culveria's region.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Could you please keep your voices down.

I have a headache.

I apologize for getting a bit too Studly last night, I wasn't trying to incite an uprising.

So....having been previously banned from hanging out with Jack & Daniels, last night I made friends with Jim Beam & Mike's Hard.

They are both, also now added to my sh*t list.

I miss home & a pint of Thwaites, or even Boddingtons. So simple.

Making friends here in America is sickening.

Literally!

* whispers *

huzzah!

P.S.

Her name was Remy and I got her cellphone number! Score!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Milaou

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Could you please keep your voices down.

I have a headache.

I apologize for getting a bit too Studly last night, I wasn't trying to incite an uprising.

So....having been previously banned from hanging out with Jack & Daniels, last night I made friends with Jim Beam & Mike's Hard.

They are both, also now added to my sh*t list.

I miss home & a pint of Thwaites, or even Boddingtons. So simple.

Making friends here in America is sickening.

Literally!

* whispers *

huzzah!

P.S.

Her name was Remy and I got her cellphone number! Score!

*wispers*

Congrats! Here in America, we don't get to know anyone or ask someone on a date, we just get sh*t faced and and find people at random. Most of the time it works out and you find someone who sober you actually like, and it appears you were amongst one of them. As for the uprising, it fell apart as soon as it was created.

I wish the best of luck to you and Remy.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Hi

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

hey

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I'm new to nation states what's with the telegram spam

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

hey, I'm new too.

I think many regions just monitor for new users and send a form telegram (numbers are power and all)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Yeah that's pretty much it, you'll keep getting a bunch for a couple days but then they'll stop. :P You can turn them off if you go to your TG page and hit "Preferences".

Welcome to both of you!! :D Spiritus is pretty crazy, just watch out for flying potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Your Area

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Could you please . . . blah blah whinge whine blah blah . . .

huzzah!

P.S. - Her name was Remy & I got her number! Score!

* YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT *

&

* YOU'RE A MUPPET !!! *

M.

P.S. - Your score, 'REMY,' was a Stripper!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Fir Island wrote:Hi

Hey there, welcome!

Catch! A potato for you . . . !

Seamerica wrote:hey

Hey there, you should post more often!

Catch! A potato for you too!

Fir Island wrote:I'm new to nation states what's with the telegram spam

Hey there, again!

Catch! Bonus potato for you!

Your Area wrote:hey, I'm new too.

I think many regions just monitor for new users and send a form telegram (numbers are power and all)

Hey there & welcome!

But wait . . . you are mistaken.

Potatoes, Peace, & Protectors are "power and all."

Catch! A potato & a potato & a potato for you . . . !

Welcome to Spiritus all of ya!

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Your Area

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Could you please keep your voices down.

I have a headache.

I apologize for getting a bit too Studly last night, I wasn't trying to incite an uprising.

So....having been previously banned from hanging out with Jack & Daniels, last night I made friends with Jim Beam & Mike's Hard.

They are both, also now added to my sh*t list.

I miss home & a pint of Thwaites, or even Boddingtons. So simple.

Making friends here in America is sickening.

Literally!

* whispers *

huzzah!

P.S.

Her name was Remy and I got her cellphone number! Score!

Is it her real number?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Fir Island wrote:Hi

Seamerica wrote:hey

Your Area wrote:hey, I'm new too.

I think many regions just monitor for new users and send a form telegram (numbers are power and all)

Welcome..................

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Your Area

Matrixulated wrote:* YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT *

&

* YOU'RE A MUPPET !!! *

M.

P.S. - Your score, 'REMY,' was a Stripper!

Did one of the potato parasites crawl up your butt and die or something? Do yo need a nice warm glass of milk, or maybe some tea with ginger or something. Are you coming down with a cold, do you need some soup? Are you not feeling the Christmas spirit of spiritus? Do I need to get you a gift?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Did one of the potato parasites crawl up your butt and die or something? Do yo need a nice warm glass of milk, or maybe some tea with ginger or something. Are you coming down with a cold, do you need some soup? Are you not feeling the Christmas spirit of spiritus? Do I need to get you a gift?

Morning..................................................................................................heathen..........................

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Morning..................................................................................................heathen..........................

That is way to many periods, also, ouch. Less than two weeks until Christmas and that's how it's all going to be.

THIRTEEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Potatogion wrote: Crushing most things isn't very nice, but it is fun. I am just incapable of wrecking Culveria's region.

Doesn't raiding require the founder to cte?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Milaou wrote:Doesn't raiding require the founder to cte?

Yes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Well no. It just doesn't have much point if there is a Founder. :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Yes.

Ahh okay ^^

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:* YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT *

* YOU'RE A MUPPET !!! *

M.

P.S. - Your score, 'REMY,' was a Stripper!

Yeah, yeah. But I'm also young and dashingly handsome, you alcoholic old fart.

Jealousy is such an ugly thing!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:Is it her real number?

Yeah, it's real.

We're going for coffee tomorrow evening.

What's my muthaf*ckin name?

Studly Spud

'sho nuff!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Milaou

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah, yeah. But I'm also young and dashingly handsome, you alcoholic old fart.

Jealousy is such an ugly thing!

Huzzah!

Those who burn twice as bright, burn half as long. You could also say, those who burn twice as bright might have twice the size candle than the ones who burn half as bright. In that case, those who burn twice as bright live better and live the same length. I may be talking in triangles here but I don't even make sense to myself I think.I also can't look outside because it so bright, but since it's twice as bright outside winter will be half as long.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah, it's real.

We're going for coffee tomorrow evening.

What's my muthaf*ckin name?

Studly Spud

'sho nuff!

Huzzah!

Sounds like a party for two. Just remember, get blackout drunk before you enter the coffee shop so that you can open up to your date.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah, it's real.

We're going for coffee tomorrow evening.

What's my muthaf*ckin name?

Studly Spud

'sho nuff!

Huzzah!

Does she bring her boyfriend?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Those who burn twice as bright, burn half as long....get blackout drunk before you enter the coffee shop so that you can open up to your date.

You must have been waving your arms around and doing your crazy dance writing that post, Russ!

I'm waving my arms around and shouting, "Ahhhhh-Argh-Ahhh! just from having read it!

I just checked though, and I'm not burning anywhere.

Huzzah-ahhh-ahh-ahhh!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah, it's real.

We're going for coffee tomorrow evening.

What's my muthaf*ckin name?

Studly Spud

'sho nuff!

Huzzah!

Congrats on getting a date XD quite amusing circumstances though

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Did anyone else get a telegram from Culveria saying that he has eyes in the region and to not try to raid him?

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Milaou wrote:Did anyone else get a telegram from Culveria saying that he has eyes in the region and to not try to raid him?

Nope. Clearly my nefarious plan works.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Nope. Clearly my nefarious plan works.

what is that?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:You must have been waving your arms around and doing your crazy dance writing that post, Russ!

I'm waving my arms around and shouting, "Ahhhhh-Argh-Ahhh! just from having read it!

I just checked though, and I'm not burning anywhere.

Huzzah-ahhh-ahh-ahhh!

Yeah, I was a little crazy while writing that. I had just done a 11-12ish mile bike ride in the snow out of sheer boredom. I tend to have a thirty or so minute period of time after I work out that I am basically high on the strongest kind of weed possible. It is what keeps me exercising because it is a lot of fun.

Milaou wrote:Did anyone else get a telegram from Culveria saying that he has eyes in the region and to not try to raid him?

How will he stop it?

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

"Eyes in the region" yeah it's called looking at the RMB...

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Russinadia wrote:Yeah, I was a little crazy while writing that . . . I am basically high on the strongest kind of weed possible . . . How will he stop it?

My best guess?

By using the same weed dealer that you do.

You crazy, arm-flailing Russin!

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:"Eyes in the region" yeah it's called looking at the RMB...

Ooooh! That's hi-tech stuff!

Especially for a Dragon-God.

*chuckles loudly*

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Nope. Clearly my nefarious plan works.

Absolute genius!

M.

*whispers*

(What was your plan again?)

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Does she bring her boyfriend?

I bloody hope not!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Absolute genius!

M.

*whispers*

(What was your plan again?)

See?

Too much alcohol, internet porn, lonely nights & microwaved dinners causes dementia.

He's losing it folks!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:[I]. . .What's my muthaf*ckin name? . . .

[I]O_o[/I]

Oh no you [I]didn't[/I] just leave that hanging out there like that?

But you [I]did[/I] Spudly!

I can't ignore that RMB-bait . . .

I just can't . . . I [I]cannot![/I]

I . . . I . . . But . . . No . . . Pleasssss....

[I]* THUD !!! *[/I]

[I]* evil laughter echoes through the RMB *[/I]

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:My best guess?

By using the same weed dealer that you do.

You crazy, arm-flailing Russin!

M.

I wish, but I am a runner so smoking weed would destroy me. I must settle with an exercise high.

The Salaxalans wrote:"Eyes in the region" yeah it's called looking at the RMB...

Maybe the eyes in the region are his own. Or he created a puppet nation to watch over us. Are there any nations named,"not a puppet" or "not a spy" that just recently relocated to spiritus from one of the pacifics?

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Honestly if there are any it's not that big a deal, anyone can read the RMB. And it's not like Culveria is banned from the region or something, they can send as many puppets as they want here. :P

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

*hums "It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!"*

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:See?

Too much alcohol, internet porn, lonely nights & microwaved dinners causes dementia.

He's losing it folks!

Huzzah!

Does he pay for the porn? I hear it's only one dollar.

Lonely nights browsing tinder, right swiping everyone just hoping…hoping for the slightest match from a real human, unlike all the tinder bots he has become so familiar with. He will settle with any and all human interaction, even right swiping the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. He glazes down at his shirt, covered in mustard and ketchup stains and filled with holes, how has he let himself drift so low? He thinks to himself, reminiscing the times he had in high school and before he dropped out of college because he though he could be like the kardashians and make a reality tv show. He remembers the times he had, when he had friends, a loving home to return to, and a car to take wherever he pleased. That is all gone now, replaced by the stinging cold of him not being able to pay his heating bills, the darkness of him having to conserve electricity and charge his phone at the library. He checks his email for any form of callback for his dozens of job applications. He wishes it… could… all… end.

That will be $10 dollars for listening to the premier of my radio show.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I hope that's in Third Zimbabwean Dollars.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Salaxalans wrote:Honestly if there are any it's not that big a deal, anyone can read the RMB. And it's not like Culveria is banned from the region or something, they can send as many puppets as they want here. :P

That is true, I have my share of puppets scuttling about. Most are in different regions though, only a couple in spiritus. Like [nation=short]nofreemen[/nation], I'm trying to build up my spiritus notifications with that nation, it's at about 10,000 right now.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

That's a lot of notifications. O_O

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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