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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Like loads of "blind idiot"-translations on the RMB.

Google translate doesn't translate properly, guys.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Anata wa subete aware de shinde iru

The Salaxalans

Alekseandrea wrote:I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Like loads of "blind idiot"-translations on the RMB.

Google translate doesn't translate properly, guys.

What are we supposed to do, become fluent in French? That's preposterous!

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:What are we supposed to do, become fluent in French? That's preposterous!

and very difficult

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Warīhum quwitak!

Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!

Ryūjin no ken o kurae!

Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!

Personne n'échappe à mon regard.

Helden sterben nicht!

The Salaxalans

Post self-deleted by Culveria.

Mrglglglgland wrote:Warīhum quwitak!

Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!

Ryūjin no ken o kurae!

Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!

Personne n'échappe à mon regard.

Helden sterben nicht!

we broke [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation]

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

He just needs to pop a potion.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:He just needs to pop a potion.

where will we get one? his kind keeps shoving things up there butts its hard to find things.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:What are we supposed to do, become fluent in French? That's preposterous!

Pourqoui pas?

Si vous avez de temps pour spammer le RMB, vous avez le temps d'apprendre le Français.

C'est vrai, non?

The Salaxalans

Non pas vrai Il faut des années et des années pour devenir couramment dans une langue quand votre un adolescent. Quand votre un très jeune enfant pas tellement. Mais à l'adolescence, c'est plus complexe et difficile

The Salaxalans

Spamming the RMB takes much less time than learning a new language. I am learning French in school however, little by little. I could understand most of what you said, but google translate still works for individual words.

The Salaxalans

I wished I could learn German,sounds way more interesting than French,but I like alot France after I discovered a bit of it's history.

By that bit I mean Napoleon.

And that's all.

Bonne chance,mon copains.

The Salaxalans, Faulknation

I wish I could learn German also, but my school does not have a German program; it only has a French and a Spanish program.

The Salaxalans

Culveria wrote:Non pas vrai Il faut des années et des années pour devenir couramment dans une langue quand votre un adolescent. Quand votre un très jeune enfant pas tellement. Mais à l'adolescence, c'est plus complexe et difficile

Mais, vous avez le temps.

Donc, le problème est vous, pas le Français.

Languages! :O

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia

The things I learn are English and French.Third language would be German,and if there would be 4th,I think Russian or Spanish.I don't know.

Ai-je dit que le problème était le français?

Learning three languages is extremely difficult and requires a lot of time, of which I do not have. If I could learn lots of languages, I definitely would.

The Salaxalans wrote:Languages! :O

[nation=short]Salaxians[/nation], can you teach us how to speak Salaxian? If there is a language for them.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

I believe it is this.

adi9osiaddgiadafs;odfslbnasdgi;jasdgbijnlgasdpjiosdgabujiasdgojasdg;njoasdgpasdgnasdgjiasdg;jiasdgkoniJ!IK!IHN!ijfse'nasjiorniasdioasdnasDJIOPNNIKAJINawfnO"Fji'asnfaisjfn

I am so sorry.

Faulknation

Some game that I loved just closed down.

Now I am depressed.

Maybe some puns will make me happy.

xaxa

give oppresed russian minorities

xaxa

DOES POLANDBALL EVEN MAKE ME LAUGH ANYMORE?!

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

has anyone noticed the lack of battle or combat lately?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

It's peaceful here, I like it. It has a certain elegance to it.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

You sayin I ain't elegant enough? You sayin I'm ugly?? you trying to fight m8

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

Oi m8! You try'n ta cause a tussle? I'll fukin rek u m8. I'll give you a str8 r8 of 8/8 woopin of lifetime m8!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation

[I]U W0T??? cmon m8 I'll chew u up 4 brekkie. I started fisties over much more than this be4 and I'm not gonna give u a break just bcuz you're extremely attractive and influential

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

The Salaxian language is a secret NEVER TO BE REVEALED!!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Mainly because everyone on this here spaceship died in the crash.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Poopslandia

That would explain the smell.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Oh....and don't forget to vote: * Studly Spud *

Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Poopslandia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Oh....and don't forget to vote: * Studly Spud *

Huzzah!

I forgot already.

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

I pitied the fool!

(pop culture reference wasted on anyone born after 1990 or so)

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Weak-minded fool!

I used the Spudi-Mind trick on you and got your vote.

Who else can I use my Spudly powers on....I must win this poll to make Spiritus great again!

Vote Studly Spud!

Vote Studly Spud!

Vote Studly Spud!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Poopslandia wrote:[I]U W0T??? cmon m8 I'll chew u up 4 brekkie. I started fisties over much more than this be4 and I'm not gonna give u a break just bcuz you're extremely attractive and influential

U wot m8! You fukin UN in favor berk! I'll have ya know that you'z prolly ai very attractive bugger! I'll f8 ta' sh8 oot of ya!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation, Poopslandia

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:

Vote Studly Spud!

As long as you promise not to botch the Office Pejazzle.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Poopslandia wrote:As long as you promise not to botch the Office Pejazzle.

It wasn't me!

I was the victim!

All I can promise for the Office Pejazzle is a group rate discount.

So, who's in?

* Vote Studly Spud *

Power to the Potatoes!

* Vote Studly Spud *

Make Spiritus Great Again!

* Vote Studly Spud *

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Poopslandia

Really?

All that verbal diarrhea and vote-begging grandstanding, and nobody's mooning anymore?

Put a potato-gun in his hand and send him to Cavol.

If it's still there.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Really?

All that verbal diarrhea and vote-begging grandstanding, and nobody's mooning anymore?

Put a potato-gun in his hand and send him to Cavol.

If it's still there.

M.

Cavol is mine!

Matrixulated

Nein, es ist nicht dein!

那个蚂蚁?

怎的是!

Прекратите говорить китайский человек!

The Salaxalans wrote:Mainly because everyone on this here spaceship died in the crash.

So you're the artificial "intelligence" of the ship.

The quote marks are intentional.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Culveria wrote:has anyone noticed the lack of battle or combat lately?

If it is battle you seek, I found a lot of conflict on "Cyber Nations". Loads of it.

It might have something to do with my tech-raiding.

Which differs a lot from Nationstates raiding, mind.

Don't start "OMG you're so evil"/"That's so wrong"- speeches.

Just don't.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Matrixulated wrote:Really?

All that verbal diarrhea and vote-begging grandstanding, and nobody's mooning anymore?

Put a potato-gun in his hand and send him to Cavol.

If it's still there.

M.

*moons Spiritus*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Hi everyone!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Hello Neop! Welcome to spiritus.

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

Matrixulated

Hello, welcome to Spiritus.

Ignore the.....ah......lack of reason here.

Matrixulated

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

We are extremely reasonable and normal here. Nothing to worry about… except maybe getting your potatoes stolen.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Hello Neop! Welcome to spiritus.

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

You cannot moon an entire nation.

Matrixulated

See, the lack of reason....................

Russinadia wrote:*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

We are extremely reasonable and normal here. Nothing to worry about… except maybe getting your potatoes stolen.

Mooning, dragons, denials and the love of potatoes.

Matrixulated

Whatch me!

*puts a giant mirror in space over Parrona*

*moons the mirror reflecting my buttox onto the entire nation of [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:Whatch me!

*puts a giant mirror in space over Parrona*

*moons the mirror reflecting my buttox onto the entire nation of [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

Spelling!

How do you manage to get something over an interstellar nation?

Matrixulated

Spelling?

Space is gigantic and three dimensional. I can get anything over anything.

Matrixulated

Russinadia wrote:Spelling?

Space is gigantic and three dimensional. I can get anything over anything.

Ring worlds? Frontier outposts? Military platforms? Subterranean cities?

Continue mooning,Russinadia.

Matrixulated, Russinadia, Faulknation

*sends drones with televisions attached to them to all of [nation=short]parrona[/nation]'s territories*

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation] from a camera*

Matrixulated

How are they going to get past the security drones?

Security drones need a bit of entertainment too. I'll just put I Robot or something on the TV, they'll just slip right pass.

Nah, they won't..............

Russinadia wrote:Security drones need a bit of entertainment too. I'll just put I Robot or something on the TV, they'll just slip right pass.

Prepare for your drones to drop like bricks.

I'll just put humans in the drones. Robots cannot kill humans.

Russinadia wrote:I'll just put humans in the drones. Robots cannot kill humans.

They can.......and will.......

I'll just put mirrors on the drones. Everyone knows bullets and lasers bounce off mirrors.

Russinadia wrote:I'll just put mirrors on the drones. Everyone knows bullets and lasers bounce off mirrors.

Lasers? What about energy siphons?

They're pretty much the same. Laser weapons are just a broad term for any plasma/energy based weapon.

Russinadia wrote:They're pretty much the same. Laser weapons are just a broad term for any plasma/energy based weapon.

No, they are not the same..............mass drivers?

Mass drivers are pretty much just giant bullets and the mirror doesn't care about the size of the bullet or "laser."

Really? It would at least destroy the mirror...................

bullets do not bounce off mirrors

Matrixulated, Parrona

Energy siphons are not lasers.

Bullets do bounce off mirrors. Why do you think it's called a mirror? It's because it is a reflective sheer surface that things bounce off of. If light can do it, so can a bullet and/or a searingly hot chunk of plasma.

Russinadia wrote:Bullets do bounce off mirrors. Why do you think it's called a mirror? It's because it is a reflective sheer surface that things bounce off of. If light can do it, so can a bullet and/or a searingly hot chunk of plasma.

Wait till you see the voidling................

Russinadia wrote:Bullets do bounce off mirrors. Why do you think it's called a mirror? It's because it is a reflective sheer surface that things bounce off of. If light can do it, so can a bullet and/or a searingly hot chunk of plasma.

lasers do bounce of mirrors but bullets shatter them and plasma would melt it! STOP BEING AN IDIOT!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia

If it is a voidling, then I just need a flashlight to beat it. Darkness is just the absence of light anyway, so I just need to point a flashlight at it and make it disappear.

Culveria wrote:lasers do bounce of mirrors but bullets shatter them and plasma would melt it! STOP BEING AN IDIOT!

How dare you good sir. I am not an idiot, I am a mere promoter of science.

Matrixulated, Faulknation

Russinadia wrote:If it is a voidling, then I just need a flashlight to beat it. Darkness is just the absence of light anyway, so I just need to point a flashlight at it and make it disappear.

a voidling is made of void not darkness, void absorbs about everything. including light

Parrona

Russinadia wrote:How dare you good sir. I am not an idiot, I am a mere promoter of science.

you speak nonsense

you're right [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] you're not a idiot. you're an IDJIT!

Faulknation

Wait till he visits the ether drake..................

Parrona wrote:Wait till he visits the ether drake..................

ether drake?

Culveria wrote:a voidling is made of void not darkness, void absorbs about everything. including light

Void is darkness. Just look at space, light can move through space can it not? If light could not move through space, then we would not be having this conversation.

Culveria wrote:you're right [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] you're not a idiot. you're an IDJIT!

I am a promoter of personal thought.

Culveria wrote:ether drake?

One of your (many) creations.

Idjit is also a way to insult both bugs bunny and stupid dragons. Just look at urban dictionary.

Have you lost track?

Russinadia wrote:Idjit is also a way to insult both bugs bunny and stupid dragons. Just look at urban dictionary.

笨蛋。

Russinadia wrote:Void is darkness. Just look at space, light can move through space can it not? If light could not move through space, then we would not be having this conversation.I am a promoter of personal thought.

light is a passing of ions through particles. light from the sun is radiation hitting the atmosphere energizing the particles. why do you think it gets hot on sunny days? or you get sunburn? its minor radiation burns

Culveria wrote:ether drake?

Ether is a nice smelling flammable gas. All you need to take an "ether dragon" down is a lighter.

Culveria wrote:light is a passing of ions through particles. light from the sun is radiation hitting the atmosphere energizing the particles. why do you think it gets hot on sunny days? or you get sunburn? its minor radiation burns

You prove my point more. Light can move through a void.

Time to get a claim.........nah.............I have the Humiliate Rival Casus Belli.

Russinadia wrote:Ether is a nice smelling flammable gas. All you need to take an "ether dragon" down is a lighter.

How do you light up a space bound creature?

How is a dragon made out of gas in space? How is there a dragon made out of gas?

Russinadia wrote:How is a dragon made out of gas in space? How is there a dragon made out of gas?

It's just a name. The Ether Drake..................The Infinity Machine............The Automated Dreadnought.........why am I telling you all this?

Because you trust me with information.

maybe i have lost track *looks at hands* how many dragons have i made unknowingly?

*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Russinadia wrote:Ether is a nice smelling flammable gas. All you need to take an "ether dragon" down is a lighter.

and no ether is not. ether is a ghost or spirit thing. you cant take a ether dragon down with fire. youd have to use a spirit weapon like ethereal chains

Russinadia wrote:You prove my point more. Light can move through a void.

a void creature is different then normal void. a void creature consumes anything it touches

Culveria wrote:and no ether is not. ether is a ghost or spirit thing. you cant take a ether dragon down with fire. youd have to use a spirit weapon like ethereal chains

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ether

Just copy and past that.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

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