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Haremm wrote:Well Done...

Fine...

How do you get your steak, though <_<

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm

The Iroquois Confederacy wrote:Bye bye!

😔 👋

Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

New poll!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

Hi, I'm new here!

Matrixulated, Appalachia Louisiana And California, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia, Ivrim

Apple Factory wrote:Hi, I'm new here!

Greetings!

If the RMB is too serene for your tastes, do not hesitate to check our discord!

The offsite forums barely have activity and the RMB has it's phases of activity.

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

Le Front De Liberation Du Midand wrote:we are completely harmless :-) (ignore the fake news about FLM beheadings, bombings and kill lists: we are simple freedom fighters)

Beheadings? Pffft, clearly you are not fit to join the Parronian Nobility in its...affairs...

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Colonalia, Le Front De Liberation Du Midand

Apple Factory wrote:Hi, I'm new here!

Hey there, welcome to Spiritus! :)

Alekseandrea wrote:The offsite forums barely have activity

oof

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Colonalia

Parrona wrote:Beheadings? Pffft, clearly you are not fit to join the Parronian Nobility in its...affairs...

Do the nobility of Parrona prefer the guillotine or the executioner?

Matrixulated, Haremm, Colonalia

Landeasia wrote:Do the nobility of Parrona prefer the guillotine or the executioner?

We're not that crude, though there are some unfortunates whose careers tend to start/end in a catastrophic manner.

Oh, you mean a method of execution? Ah, the worst we have is a permanent assignment to a ground unit, usually under the command of a rival, because of coincidence. a one-way trip to planet-wide Guantanamo aka: Sphess Guantanamo Tor Gasanam, if unfortunate enough, one would be assigned to the blocks under the de fecto control of pleasure cults. (worse than a death sentence, I tell ya)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Parrona wrote:We're not that crude, though there are some unfortunates whose careers tend to start/end in a catastrophic manner.

Oh, you mean a method of execution? Ah, the worst we have is a permanent assignment to a ground unit, usually under the command of a rival, because of coincidence. a one-way trip to planet-wide Guantanamo aka: Sphess Guantanamo Tor Gasanam, if unfortunate enough, one would be assigned to the blocks under the de fecto control of pleasure cults. (worse than a death sentence, I tell ya)

Sounds like a pretty interesting situation going on in Tor Gasam. A prison planet is some heavy stuff O_O

Also, 320 nations whoop whoop! Welcome new people :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia, Geomogia

Hi! I'm new to the site, is there anything good other than issues to do on here? Also is there anything I should be doing to be part of the region or is it fine to just sit around?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Watch out for the Technophiles, misogynists, Euro-trash, under medicated genocidal maniacs, and weekend BBQ'ers. Or anything with a helicopter in its name. 😕

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Quilor wrote:Hi! I'm new to the site, is there anything good other than issues to do on here? Also is there anything I should be doing to be part of the region or is it fine to just sit around?

Well there isn't anything you have to do, but those of us in the Discord would love to meet you!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Haremm, The Quiescent Platypus, Colonalia

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Watch out for the Technophiles, misogynists, Euro-trash, under medicated genocidal maniacs, and weekend BBQ'ers. Or anything with a helicopter in its name. 😕

So says the sentient machine.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

Apple Factory wrote:Hi, I'm new here!

Hello and Greetings my Comrade

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia

Parrona wrote:So says the sentient machine.

That's going to cost you, I'll bet. 💰

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

I would like to welcome Apple Factory and Quilor to Spiritus! I hope you thoroughly benefit and have absolute satisfaction from being a member of our calm, compassionate and co-operative region!

If you have any questions about how to run your nation, feel free to write a post here on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.

I hope you join our Discord too, as here you can receive more frequent information and important updates.

Can't wait to work with both your nations in the future!

Stand Strong

Signed

Jake Crafter

President of the Republic of Colonalia

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, The World Of The New Order, Quilor

Colonalia wrote:... compassionate and co-operative region! ...

You're new, aren't you?

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Versatran

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Watch out for the Technophiles, misogynists, Euro-trash, under medicated genocidal maniacs, and weekend BBQ'ers. Or anything with a helicopter in its name. 😕

Here! Here! Bloody Euro trash! 😡

God save the Queen! ❤

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Hardyhomeland wrote:Here! Here! Bloody Euro trash! 😡

God save the Queen! ❤

You do realise it should probably be "Hear! Hear!"?

Or are you "Bloody Euro trash"? Then "Here! Here!" makes sense.

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Alekseandrea wrote:You're new, aren't you?

Nope. Been here a while before Z-Day already. Helped quite a bit with the cruise missle targeting efforts in the Discord.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded

Parrona wrote:So says the sentient machine.

Take your medicine, child!

You have me confused with someone and something else! 😠

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded

Alekseandrea wrote:You do realise it should probably be "Hear! Hear!"?

Or are you "Bloody Euro trash"? Then "Here! Here!" makes sense.

😂

This might mean another European war! 😯

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Watch out for the Technophiles, misogynists, Euro-trash, under medicated genocidal maniacs, and weekend BBQ'ers. Or anything with a helicopter in its name. 😕

Have you tried Midol Complete? 👌💯

😒

M.

Tim-Opolis, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia

Alekseandrea wrote:You do realise it should probably be "Hear! Hear!"?

Or are you "Bloody Euro trash"? Then "Here! Here!" makes sense.

Stop! Just stop talking before you give us Brits a bad name and draw attention to yourself! 😡

Alekseandrea wrote:You do realise it should probably be "Hear! Hear!"?

Or are you "Bloody Euro trash"? Then "Here! Here!" makes sense.

*Facepalm*

Spell-check or grammar-check can't cure bone-idle Millennial ignorance!

You just face-planted into the spiderweb of death, home to The Grammar Nazi herself! 😔

Good luck with that tussle. 😲

But yeah, God Save The Queen ❤

M.

Tim-Opolis, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Colonalia

Parrona wrote:So says the sentient machine.

The Evil Eye might need corrective lenses . . .

Ms. Ballbreaker is not one of mine!

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Take your medicine, child!

You have me confused with someone and something else! 😠

You're on your own too, pal!

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come. 😏

M.

Tim-Opolis, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran, Colonalia

Wow, still no love for Edge of Tomorrow @ the poll :(

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Colonalia

Tim-Opolis wrote:Wow, still no love for Edge of Tomorrow @ the poll :(

Every time somebody votes for something that isn't "Edge of Tomorrow", a Tom Cruise dies...

T-T

Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

Collateral is obviously his best movie.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Versatran, Colonalia

Hardyhomeland wrote:Here! Here! Bloody Euro trash! 😡

God save the Queen! ❤

You may save your queen, as long as you keep her on your own silly little island! And get off my lawn!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Colonalia

Alekseandrea wrote:You do realise it should probably be "Hear! Hear!"?

Or are you "Bloody Euro trash"? Then "Here! Here!" makes sense.

No you American Idiot! (thank you for that clarification Green Day)

Check your references. Your efforts to make sense make no cents. More bankrupt American contributions to world culture!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah

Matrixulated wrote:Have you tried Midol Complete? 👌💯

😒

M.

Says the old fart who would know from personal experience

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Daziria wrote:You may save your queen, as long as you keep her on your own silly little island! And get off my lawn!

Heretical savage! Off with your head.

I'll fertilize your lawn with your ashes. 😠

Alekseandrea, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Hardyhomeland wrote:No you American Idiot! (thank you for that clarification Green Day)

Check your references. Your efforts to make sense make no cents. More bankrupt American contributions to world culture!

You want references? You get references.

Impressive. Every word in that text is wrong.

Most impressive.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Hardyhomeland.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

You've been bitten by someone's false beliefs.

It takes a leap of faith.

To awake from these delusions.

Use my knowledge, I beg you.

Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

😟

Poop just got real!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Daziria wrote:Collateral is obviously his best movie.

I thought his best effort was Vanilla Sky 👌

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded

Hardyhomeland wrote:Heretical savage! Off with your head.

I'll fertilize your lawn with your ashes. 😠

Fertilising primitive farms with the ashes of the dead is so inefficient, instead, the cities of the living shall be sacked, those who we do not kill will be sent to the nascent hedonistic cults where they shall be sold...to the highest bidder.

Of course, you will be a free prize, but who cares.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Alekseandrea wrote:Every time somebody votes for something that isn't "Edge of Tomorrow", a Tom Cruise dies...

T-T

Too real for this world tbh x_x

RIP Tom Cruises

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Matrixulated wrote:Have you tried Midol Complete? 👌💯

😒

M.

Have you tried Smith & Wesson?

It will fix your headache, the pain in my ass, and our collective suffering! 👊

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran

Hardyhomeland wrote:No you American Idiot! (thank you for that clarification Green Day)

Check your references. Your efforts to make sense make no cents. More bankrupt American contributions to world culture!

Remember when Rome was still called Roma and Latin the spoken language of the best empire in history? No? Just me? *sigh*

Never mind, at least we have the winner of the consolation prize when it comes to the best empire, America...

Top 5 for me:

Rome (their roads outlasted their empire, Roman engineering is amazing for their time) > China (outlasting Rome, until Sun Yatsen came and deposed the Qing, paving the way for Mao Zedong to screw everything up) > British Empire (colonies, colonies everywhere) > French Empire (its Emperor lost his army in Russia though) > Portuguese Empire (colonising places before colonisation was popular)

Somewhere just above Byzantium and the HRE, but below the Ottoman Empire is America.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Have you tried Smith & Wesson?

It will fix your headache, the pain in my ass, and our collective suffering! 👊

Oh, my.

It seems Matrixulated has been a very, very bad boy...

Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Hardyhomeland wrote:Here! Here! Bloody Euro trash! 😡

God save the Queen! ❤

It must be hard to adjust to the new reality...your reign is over. the days of the British Empire are over.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, my.

It seems Matrixulated has been a very, very bad boy...

he has always been one.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Parrona wrote:he has always been one.

*giggles*

Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm, Colonalia

Alekseandrea wrote:Use my knowledge, I beg you.

Your begging now? 😊

If I give you a treat will you roll over and do tricks?

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Versatran

Parrona wrote:Of course, you will be a free prize, but who cares.

The Tower of London have cells for heretics like you! that could be converted with padded walls for you to bounce around in. We'll even let you wear your Disney Princess tutu and feed you coloured jelly.

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Parrona wrote:It must be hard to adjust to the new reality...your reign is over. the days of the British Empire are over.

Don't make me take away your crayons! 😠

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Hardyhomeland wrote:Your begging now? 😊

If I give you a treat will you roll over and do tricks?

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Guess what kind of man you are. A little hint: you aren't righteous.

Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Hardyhomeland wrote:The Tower of London have cells for heretics like you! that could be converted with padded walls for you to bounce around in. We'll even let you wear your Disney Princess tutu and feed you coloured jelly.

If your Queen's authority could stretch as far as Singapore, then sure, but I'm sure you have forgotten what had happen those years ago?

Well then, let's recap, despite being the Gibraltar of the east, and having a bigger garrison, Singapore still fell to the technologically inferior Japanese Army in WWII, that's why our head of state is our own President and why we are now a republic.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Versatran, Haremm

🔥🍢🍗🍢🍡🔥

😁 Weekend burnfest!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind

I can't believe Top Gun only received TWO votes on the poll!

I hope you all crash & burn!🔥

BBQ ❤

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, The Quiescent Platypus, Colonalia

Alekseandrea wrote:*giggles*

Really? 😧

M.

Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded

Daziria wrote:You may save your queen, as long as you keep her on your own silly little island! And get off my lawn![/I]

😲 . . . is that really you, OGG? 😮

M.

Alekseandrea, Matrixulated Reloaded

Hardyhomeland wrote:No you American Idiot!

Hardyhomeland wrote:Says the old fart who would know from personal experience

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Have you tried Smith & Wesson?

It will fix your headache, the pain in my ass, and our collective suffering! 👊

Parrona wrote:Never mind, at least we have the winner of the consolation prize when it comes to the best empire, America...

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, my.

It seems Matrixulated has been a very, very bad boy...

Hardyhomeland wrote:Your begging now? 😊

If I give you a treat will you roll over and do tricks?

Versatran wrote:🔥🍢🍗🍢🍡🔥

😁 Weekend burnfest!

What the Hell are you Muppets up to in here? 😲

This isn't friendly banter, good natured jibes, or even the weekend BBQ . . . This is a full-on, no-holds barred, Roast Battle! 😦

Spiritus used to be a good, safe, fun, and clean-living neighborhood.

Now look at you all! 😳

M.

Legendus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Matrixulated Reloaded, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

The Muppets are corrupting the simulation!

It's time to reload!

🔥Burn them all!🔥

🔥Burn them all!🔥

🔥Burn them all!🔥

#ForTheCode

MxR

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Colonalia

Tim-Opolis wrote:Wow, still no love for Edge of Tomorrow @ the poll :(

Alekseandrea wrote:Every time somebody votes for something that isn't "Edge of Tomorrow", a Tom Cruise dies...

T-T

Live.Die.Repeat.

Reload!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muppet Puppet Manager, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated Reloaded, Versatran

Muppet Puppet Manager Ii wrote:Live.Die.Repeat.

Reload!

Now the poll vote count is at _8_ Tom Cruises that won't have to die for Edge of Tomorrow . . . 😉

M.

Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Matrixulated wrote:What the Hell are you Muppets up to in here? 😲

This isn't friendly banter, good natured jibes, or even the weekend BBQ . . . This is a full-on, no-holds barred, Roast Battle! 😦

Spiritus used to be a good, safe, fun, and clean-living neighborhood.

Now look at you all! 😳

M.

Some inbecile wanted me in the Tower of London, to expect anything less than a full verbal lynching is to expect my medicine cabinet to be empty.

Let us not forget the parent house to the House of Windsor, the so-called "Euro-trash" Haus Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Parrona wrote:If your Queen's authority could stretch as far as Singapore, then sure, but I'm sure you have forgotten what had happen those years ago?

Well then, let's recap, despite being the Gibraltar of the east, and having a bigger garrison, Singapore still fell to the technologically inferior Japanese Army in WWII, that's why our head of state is our own President and why we are now a republic.

On the contary though, the British are focusing on defending the homeland and kicking the Axis out of Africa, of course they would have (what is that term again, ah yes) acceptable casualties in doing so and they eventually liberated your nation, it's the same reason the Americans focused on the European theatre than to kick Japan out of my country.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Haremm wrote:On the contary though, the British are focusing on defending the homeland and kicking the Axis out of Africa, of course they would have (what is that term again, ah yes) acceptable casualties in doing so and they eventually liberated your nation, it's the same reason the Americans focused on the European theatre than to kick Japan out of my country.

The British were still played for fools in Asia though, beaten by a technologically and numerically inferior army, doesn't change that.

[sub]Of course, I am just going to gloss over the Japanese infiltrators that are already embedded in British Malaya by that time, and of course many other factors that led to the surrender of Singapore.[/sub]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Parrona wrote:[sub]Of course, I am just going to gloss over the Japanese infiltrators that are already embedded in British Malaya by that time, and of course many other factors that led to the surrender of Singapore.[/sub]

Your still part of the Empire, ladyboy, being voluntary members of the British Commonwealth.

👑👸👑

Open up...Parrona... Open wide... 💊...and swallow! 😘

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Toasty in here! S'mores anybody? 😘

🔥simulation🔥

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, Haremm

Muppet lives matter!

🔥Simulation🔥

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind

Cut the strings! The Empire is nobodys puppet.

BBQ QQ

🔥simulation🔥

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Haremm

Haremm wrote:On the contary though, the British are focusing on defending the homeland and kicking the Axis out of Africa, of course they would have (what is that term again, ah yes) acceptable casualties in doing so and they eventually liberated your nation, it's the same reason the Americans focused on the European theatre than to kick Japan out of my country.

Take that Parrona you fascist dog!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Just so I don't have to think about Matrixulated putting his hand up anyone else's behind, like Jim Henson with the actual Muppets....

🔥the simulation🔥

Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:...the pain in my ass...👊

Hey! 😉 I just got that reference!

She's a Muppet in pain, tired of being fisted by Matrixulated! 😦

Ewwwwww. 😩

Definitely, yeah... 🔥simulation🔥.... Burn it down, burn it with fire! 🔥🔥🔥

Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Versatran, Haremm

New poll!

Matrixulated, Muppet Puppet Manager, Muppet Puppet Manager Ii, Hardyhomeland, Cardboard Lootbox, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Hey there Spiritus! Belated happy NS Day, from TNP's NS Cruise! Is it just me or is it chilly in here? There aren't any wandering spirits around, are there? ;)

Matrixulated, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Paper Umbrella, Spf 50

Gooooood morning Spiritus and Spiritans! Happy belated NationStates Day to you and yours!

We come bearing tacos from 10KI and good TNP rum. I think there's even a few crates of maple syrup left from our trip to Canada - and believe you me, maple sy-rum is excellent on pancakes.

P.S. That's a mighty fine flag you have there! ;)

Matrixulated, Caleann, Hardyhomeland, Haremm, Coconut Drink, Spf 50

Greetings Spiritus! Happy belated NS day from the TNP Cruise! Is it alright if I spend some time exploring this fine region of yours?

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Paper Umbrella

Good morning and happy super-belated NS Day! I want you folks to know that I've always liked your WFE. And with that, I bid you good day. *tips hat*

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Paper Umbrella

Spiritus congratulates the new Chief Executive The Quiescent Platypus

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran, Colonalia

Hardyhomeland wrote:Take that Parrona you fascist dog!

I'm just a person proud of my nation's sovereignty, you however are a really sentimental person who can't adjust to change.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Your still part of the Empire, ladyboy, being voluntary members of the British Commonwealth.

👑👸👑

Open up...Parrona... Open wide... 💊...and swallow! 😘

*You're

(Shame! Shame! Go home!)

The Queen still can't exert her authority through that organisation, so jokes on you for not realising that the commonwealth is less of an Empire and more like a broken, mangled body put together.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Cut the strings! The Empire is nobodys puppet.

BBQ QQ

🔥simulation🔥

Decolonisation happened quite some time ago, what Empire are you talking about?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, my.

It seems Matrixulated has been a very, very bad boy...

Muahhahah wrote:She's a Muppet in pain, tired of being fisted by Matrixulated! 😦

Alekseandrea wrote:*giggles*

Ugh! Old people! 😣

It's all gone wrong and corrupted and now freakish.

🔥burn it all🔥

🔥simulation🔥

Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Parrona wrote: *You're

(Shame! Shame! Go home!)

😁 That's a win for the Crown!

Now take your 💊 and be a good vassal.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah

Hardyhomeland wrote:😁 That's a win for the Crown!

Now take your 💊 and be a good vassal.

Isn't it supposed to be The Crown?

After just binge watching Game of Thrones I was just curious.

Oh, and....

🔥The Simulation🔥

BBQ ❤

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Haremm

Hardyhomeland wrote:😁 That's a win for the Crown!

Now take your 💊 and be a good vassal.

That's not part of my prescription, in fact, that's the pills that you are supposed to take, after all, being delusional is your shtick.

I still remember the 16th of September 1963, the day British Malaya became independent, good times.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Hardyhomeland, Versatran

Parrona wrote:That's not part of my prescription, in fact, that's the pills that you are supposed to take, after all, being delusional is your shtick.

I still remember the 16th of September 1963, the day British Malaya became independent, good times.

Damn! More old people!

Just how old are you?

Here you probably need more of these for your hip or your arthritis 💊💊💊💊💊

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Please Be Kind And Rewind, Versatran

Versatran wrote:Isn't it supposed to be The Crown?

After just binge watching Game of Thrones I was just curious.

Oh, and....

🔥The Simulation🔥

BBQ ❤

Someone's mastery of the English language is lacking, apparently. So much for living in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

*cue off-screen laughing*

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New poll = No Santy Klaus 🎅🎄🎁

Found out from kids at school though. Horrible. 💔😭

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Parrona wrote:Someone's mastery of the English language is lacking, apparently. So much for living in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

*cue off-screen laughing*

I don't live in the UK.

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Hardyhomeland wrote:Damn! More old people!

Just how old are you?

Here you probably need more of these for your hip or your arthritis 💊💊💊💊💊

Not traditional medicine? Cowards, you lot, cowards.

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Versatran wrote:I don't live in the UK.

Hardyhomeland, through his sycophancy towards the English Queen, draws such a conclusion, not you.

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After I've eaten my traditional Sunday dinner I'll be back to deal with you, Singapore!

My roast beef and Yorkshire pudding with gravy awaits and that trumps your noodles and fish heads you savage. 😊

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re: poll

Hearing my Uncle talk about the Japanese occupation.

Hardyhomeland wrote:After I've eaten my traditional Sunday dinner I'll be back to deal with you, Singapore!

My roast beef and Yorkshire pudding with gravy awaits and that trumps your noodles and fish heads you savage. 😊

Beef? You immoral little brat.

While I certainly agree that Yorkshire pudding with gravy is nice and all, no gravy shall trump that of the great curry, and no roasted meat shall trump the bak ku teh!

In short, when it comes to spiciness and not using sugar for desserts, you English are amateurs.

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Parrona wrote:re: poll

Hearing my Uncle talk about the Japanese occupation.

😳

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Parrona wrote:no gravy shall trump that of the great curry, and no roasted meat shall trump the bak ku teh!

In short, when it comes to spiciness and not using sugar for desserts, you English are amateurs.

bak ku teh sounds like the noise you make when your throwing Singaporean food back up!

Blah!

The only good thing to come out of Singapore is your airlines. 👍

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Hardyhomeland wrote:bak ku teh sounds like the noise you make when your throwing Singaporean food back up!

Blah!

The only good thing to come out of Singapore is your airlines. 👍

Still doesn't change the fact that you eat beef, so according to my religion that has no religious wars conducted in its name, you are the immoral one.

As much as I would like to stoop to your level by mocking the English language, I have to be the better man, you know? Better save up for that indulgence, you sinner.

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Who knew? 😯

A genocidal intergalactic meglomaniac worships a fat guy who espouses oneness and universal peace.

What's in those pills Matrixulated's been feeding you, Parrona? 😒

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Hai, joining the TNP Cruise to celebrate NS Day and say hai to my favorite potatoes :P

One of my fave things about Spiritus is that it is the first UCR I knew about and joined and love all the french fries and nerdiness (and ofc Sally) <3

How did you find or join NS? What's your best memory from this game?

xoxo,

Escade

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It seems I've fallen off the boat! Anyone seen which way the TNP Cruise went? Hi btw help yourself to whatever booze I have left. I'll bill you for it later. 77% markup! Very nice!

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Duty Free Liquor wrote:It seems I've fallen off the boat! Anyone seen which way the TNP Cruise went? Hi btw help yourself to whatever booze I have left. I'll bill you for it later. 77% markup! Very nice!

Shameless corporate shill!

I'll have a case of Jameson's 😊

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:Who knew? 😯

A genocidal intergalactic meglomaniac worships a fat guy who espouses oneness and universal peace.

What's in those pills Matrixulated's been feeding you, Parrona? 😒

My religion is less corrupt than yours, that's for sure, bonus points for having a clean history.

Now, as for the genocides, I did not give the order, in fact, I said nothing...each officer is, in the absence of orders from their superiors, given the right to issue orders with the weight of the aforementioned superiors, within reason. (insert obligatory joke about Aung San Suu Kyi)

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What a clusterfrakk !!! 😨

No more BBQ's. You Muppets cannot be trusted with fire or an open flame. 🔥

M.

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Please Be Kind And Rewind wrote:What's in those pills Matrixulated's been feeding you, Parrona? 😒

*Special-sauce* source code. 😌

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:What a clusterfrakk !!! 😨

No more BBQ's. You Muppets cannot be trusted with fire or an open flame. 🔥

M.

And you could not be trusted with organics, you keep breaking them in every way possible.

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Duty Free Liquor wrote:It seems I've fallen off the boat! Anyone seen which way the TNP Cruise went? Hi btw help yourself to whatever booze I have left. I'll bill you for it later. 77% markup! Very nice!

The directions this RMB goes sometimes, I'll need all the liquor I can get just to get through some of these messages 🙃

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Fellahs?

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Hey Fellahs?

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