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Alekseandrea wrote:Salaxalans is evil, not stupid.

**You see a bright red flash of light, a man in a dark suit and shades stands in front of you**

Salaxalans is not evil, he is not an alien overlord, the "crashed spaceship" you think you saw, or heard something about, was nothing but a blimp in the sky at a party you went to with Salaxalans in the 1980's, where the drinks you had that night were spiked - The crash you experienced was a hallucination; experienced after you "crashed" after several of these drinks, landing face down onto a table piled high with a white powder we wouldn't like to comment further on...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, Auztraalia

The Dark Norse wrote:Salaxalans is a God; an Asgardian Norse God; possibly Loki seeing as he likes poetry, riddles, polls, games, and is a bit of a trickster...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard_(Stargate)

http://arcturi.com/AncientAliens/thor.html

<_<

>_>

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, Koznokora, Auztraalia

The Salaxalans wrote:<_<

>_>

Comrade Salaxalans, we both know you are not evil alien overlord, you are ofcourse an agent of master plan of the glorious [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] to strike fear into foolish redneck 'Muricans...

Поздравления и добро пожаловать домой товарища

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Comrade Salaxalans, we both know you are not evil alien overlord, you are ofcourse an agent of master plan of the glorious [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] to strike fear into foolish redneck 'Muricans...

Поздравления и добро пожаловать домой товарища

Aha! Damn you commie b*stards! Time to deliver some 'Murican Freedom!!

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Animal Farmerica wrote:Aha! Damn you commie b*stards! Time to deliver some 'Murican Freedom!!

After we delivered your election, you're going to war over what is past?!

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Animal Farmerica wrote:Aha! Damn you commie b*stards! Time to deliver some 'Murican Freedom!!

Eurasian Alliance wrote:After we delivered your election, you're going to war over what is past?!

...and just remember we own all your government debt! - Play nice!! - You don't want us to go all "repo man" on you!

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**Deflects anger**

Damn those illegal immigrants and dem radical Muzlamics!!!

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Itrosomia wrote:Popcorn.

Want some?

*Grabs popcorn*

Matrixulated, Koznokora

The Dark Norse wrote:Salaxalans is a God; an Asgardian Norse God; possibly Loki seeing as he likes poetry, riddles, polls, games, and is a bit of a trickster...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard_(Stargate)

http://arcturi.com/AncientAliens/thor.html

Seeing this reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/yrDXseJRJIk

https://youtu.be/HQTW5fgZD6g

Be careful proclaiming your Godhood [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Koznokora

Statens wrote:I feel bad for leaving you guys, but I kinds like the region I'm in now. :(((

Well, you will be forgotten eventually.

Everyone will say "Do you remember that one nation who was here once that was always really happy?"

"No" they would reply.

But seriously, I hope you have fun in your new region!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Koznokora

Auztraalia wrote:*Grabs popcorn*

Want some butter-like-substance or some chocolate on your popcorn?

Matrixulated, Koznokora, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Want some butter-like-substance or some chocolate on your popcorn?

yea bro gimme some of that

Matrixulated, Auztraalia

Koznokora wrote:yea bro gimme some of that

Here you go,

*gives you a HUGE box of popcorn with all the fix-ins*

Matrixulated, Koznokora, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Want some butter-like-substance or some chocolate on your popcorn?

How about salted caramel sauce?

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Just a friendly reminder:

After "May The Fourth" comes "The Revenge Of The Fifth"...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia

Auztraalia wrote:How about salted caramel sauce?

Sure!

*gives him the walrus special*

Matrixulated, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Well, you will be forgotten eventually.

Everyone will say "Do you remember that one nation who was here once that was always really happy?"

"No" they would reply.

But seriously, I hope you have fun in your new region!

❤️

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:Aww, we'll miss you. :( You can still come on the Discord server though!!

Yay! ❤️

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Animal Farmerica wrote:Aha! Damn you commie b*stards! Time to deliver some 'Murican Freedom!!

No more Senate for you, Former Queen says so.

The Nether Regions wrote:**You see a bright red flash of light, a man in a dark suit and shades stands in front of you**

Salaxalans is not evil, he is not an alien overlord, the "crashed spaceship" you think you saw, or heard something about, was nothing but a blimp in the sky at a party you went to with Salaxalans in the 1980's, where the drinks you had that night were spiked - The crash you experienced was a hallucination; experienced after you "crashed" after several of these drinks, landing face down onto a table piled high with a white powder we wouldn't like to comment further on...

No more South East Asian monopoly for you, we have Singapore.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

The Dark Norse wrote:Salaxalans is a God; an Asgardian Norse God; possibly Loki seeing as he likes poetry, riddles, polls, games, and is a bit of a trickster...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard_(Stargate)

http://arcturi.com/AncientAliens/thor.html

Denmark surrendered to the Germans! Hear! hear!

Great British Federation wrote:I don't know about evil, but I know Salaxalans was in Rendlesham Forest, Suffolk, (UK) in December 1980...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendlesham_Forest_incident

Merdeka!

Singapore no follow you now!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Itrosomia wrote:Sure!

*gives him the walrus special*

Well, there are six words you can't un-see!

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Just a friendly reminder:

After "May The Fourth" comes "The Revenge Of The Fifth"...

Cinco de Mayo?

Then after all that beer and Mexican food, "The Revenge Of The Fifth" would surely be the sixth of May?

¿Si o No?

M.

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:Comrade Salaxalans, we both know you are not evil alien overlord, you are ofcourse an agent of master plan of the glorious [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] to strike fear into foolish redneck 'Muricans...

Поздравления и добро пожаловать домой товарища

You over there, can you please stop being landlocked?

Eastazia wrote:...and just remember we own all your government debt! - Play nice!! - You don't want us to go all "repo man" on you!

It doesn't matter if you have the South China Sea, we have the Singapore Straits!

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Rapscallions.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Rapscallions.

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch" - King Lear

Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch" - King Lear

“Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.” - a troublemaker

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:“Let him who is without Hutton among you be the first to die in the fires of hell.” -Lord Hutton

Quoting non-huttonian scripture is punishable by skinning. I took the liberty of fixing it for you since your land has not yet been blessed with the holy shroud of Lord Hutton.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hello! We're a colony of Greater Madaloria, except we split from the main church in a mass revolt. Our beliefs are pretty much the same except we know the truth that Hutton was actually 2014's breakout pop star Lorde.

Praise be Queen Bee

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Greater Madaloria wrote:Quoting non-huttonian scripture is punishable by skinning. I took the liberty of fixing it for you since your land has not yet been blessed with the holy shroud of Lord Hutton.

You should use the complete quote!

"... for the eternal suffering is nothing compared to the presence of Hutton. "

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Lorde Hutton

Lorde Hutton wrote:Hello! We're a colony of Greater Madaloria, except we split from the main church in a mass revolt. Our beliefs are pretty much the same except we know the truth that Hutton was actually 2014's breakout pop star Lorde.

Praise be Queen Bee

IS NOT

Praise be

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Rapscallions.

Not in all caps? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU???

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh

The Salaxalans wrote:Not in all caps? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU???

He's getting old.

That shift is hard to hold down, you know.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Salaxalans wrote:Not in all caps? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU???

Lacking enthusiasm.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:He's getting old.

That shift is hard to hold down, you know.

Caps lock?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Faulkenmarsh wrote:Caps lock?

Caps lock is for amateurs!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Is it strange that everytime you want to improve your economy, it comes with a blow to your civil rights and/or politcal freedoms.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" is so true. Tim Opolis is wise

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Greater Madaloria wrote:Quoting non-huttonian scripture is punishable by skinning. I took the liberty of fixing it for you since your land has not yet been blessed with the holy shroud of Lord Hutton.

Pagans...

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

-The person who tried to conquer Europe, but made the mistake of attacking Russia

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria

Hewwo!

Matrixulated

Rybeck Ix wrote:Hewwo!

Hello!

Matrixulated, Rybeck Ix

The Coran States wrote:Is it strange that everytime you want to improve your economy, it comes with a blow to your civil rights and/or politcal freedoms.

If you want a good economy, it's better to first ignore civil rights and political freedoms.

If your economy hits 100, it doesn't fall easily. Unless you pick one of the "let Rome burn" options.

And if it does fall, you'll only need to answer one issue pro-economy. The blow to your civil rights and political freedoms will be rather small.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Quaterna wrote:Caps lock is for amateurs!

Agreed.

We refuse to sacrifice the flexibility of Shift for the ease of Caps lock.

WiTnEsS tHe AwEsOmE pOwEr Of ShIfT!

CaN yOu Do ThE sAmE wItH cApS lOcK?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:Agreed.

We refuse to sacrifice the flexibility of Shift for the ease of Caps lock.

WiTnEsS tHe AwEsOmE pOwEr Of ShIfT!

CaN yOu Do ThE sAmE wItH cApS lOcK?

I AgrEe eNTiRelY!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Coran States wrote:Is it strange that everytime you want to improve your economy, it comes with a blow to your civil rights and/or politcal freedoms.

Even worse is that every time you make your safety go up, your civil rights go down.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh

Itrosomia wrote:Even worse is that every time you make your safety go up, your civil rights go down.

ThE wAlRuS nAnNy StAtE oF iTrOsOmIa

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Even worse is that every time you make your safety go up, your civil rights go down.

That does makes sense, you know.

The less people are allowed to do, the less they will do wrong.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Faulkenmarsh

I would have liked a few other options in our latest poll to include:

▪"I don't carry things - I have someone else to do that!"

...and...

"The Force/Telekinesis"

Oh well!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Alekseandrea wrote:Agreed.

We refuse to sacrifice the flexibility of Shift for the ease of Caps lock.

WiTnEsS tHe AwEsOmE pOwEr Of ShIfT!

CaN yOu Do ThE sAmE wItH cApS lOcK?

HAVE MERCY ON MY SHIFTLESS SOUL

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by The Dark Norse.

The Parron Republic wrote:Denmark surrendered to the Germans!...
Did they really have a choice?! Denmark is essentially a small country, consisting of a low lying, flat peninsula and assorted islands, all of which are well-connected by road and rail to neighbouring Germany, and only a short distance from many major German military/industrial complexes, bases, and major towns and cities - Tanks could roll over the country in less than a day! - Surrender/Capitulation was simply the logical thing to do to minimize unnecessary loss of life - However the Danish Resistance, which aren't as well-known as the French Resistance, did strike some good retaliatory blows! - You insult my recently deceased Grandmother by impugning the honour and integrity of the Danes!

Surely it takes greater strength of character, and a sharper; more rational intelligence, to recognize when a situation is dire, a fight is unwinnable, and thus it is more prudent to withdraw, fall back; take a blow now, so that you can live to fight another day?!

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Post self-deleted by Great British Federation.

The Parron Republic wrote:Singapore no follow you now!
Singapore would not be where it is today without the East India Trading Company and the British - Singapore; it was "just good business" - Perhaps we should have just let the Japanese keep you as part of their imperial ambitions?!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

The Parron Republic wrote:No more South East Asian monopoly for you, we have Singapore.
Er, no you don't; atleast not not in the alternate realities in which we (the following) exist:-

Singapore is...

▪A member state in the [nation=short]Great British Federation[/nation] (in its reality)...

▪A major centre of trade in [nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] (in its reality)...

▪A territory within Eastazia (in its reality)...

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Itrosomia wrote:Here you go,

*gives you a HUGE box of popcorn with all the fix-ins*

thx bro

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:You over there, can you please stop being landlocked?
Landlocked?! Eurasian Alliance extends from Western Europe across Northern Asia, down towards the Middle-East, and borders [nation=short]Eastazia[/nation]! We have ports in the Arctic, Baltic, North Sea, the Atlantic, the Mediterranean, the Persian Gulf, and the Pacific - How is that "landlocked"?!

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Faulkenmarsh wrote:HAVE MERCY ON MY SHIFTLESS SOUL

You poor thing.

Matrixulated

*burns down Culverian embassy*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:*burns down Culverian embassy*

What did I tell you about the c-word?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

We have 68 WA nations, but [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] only has 57 endorsements...

Thus we have 10 "divergents".

We could "convince" them to endorse our most glorious leader, who has nothing to do with mind-control or aliens or overlords.

He told me I had to say that.

Or we could make a wangsty teen movie about this.

We could call it "the ten".

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Faulkenmarsh, Rybeck Ix

"The Tin-Foil Ten"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

The Parron Republic wrote:*burns down Culverian embassy*

**Resurrects it from the ashes, just to be capricious & irritating**

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Rybeck Ix

Alekseandrea wrote:We have 68 WA nations, but [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] only has 57 endorsements...

Thus we have 10 "divergents".

We could "convince" them to endorse our most glorious leader, who has nothing to do with mind-control or aliens or overlords.

He told me I had to say that.

Or we could make a wangsty teen movie about this.

We could call it "the ten".

I only have 23 endorsements, thus 44 WA nations for some reason find the idea of endorsing me unpalatable! - What I've ever done to deserve this lack of trust, respect, or faith; I have no idea?!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Rybeck Ix

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I only have 23 endorsements, thus 44 WA nations for some reason find the idea of endorsing me unpalatable! - What I've ever done to deserve this lack of trust, respect, or faith; I have no idea?!

14 WA nations, 14 nations JZJ.

We wouldn't want to usurp someone, would we?

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Resurrects it from the ashes, just to be capricious & irritating**

It's still in ruins, have you had your Joy?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:I only have 23 endorsements, thus 44 WA nations for some reason find the idea of endorsing me unpalatable! - What I've ever done to deserve this lack of trust, respect, or faith; I have no idea?!

I like multiples of 5 and 10 more than multiples of 2, so make that 45!

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:What did I tell you about the c-word?

Someone used the C word? Wow. Why would someone even?

*is trying not to laugh*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Speaking of, I don't think I shared the telegram they sent me when I apologized for me being mean-ish:

"it is fine, my home is where i shall stay, for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus, but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself, i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now"

([nation=short]Prunasia[/nation] knows about this)

Matrixulated

Hey, I have well over 750 million citizens but I still haven't received my leader issue.

Why is that?

Matrixulated

Statens wrote:Speaking of, I don't think I shared the telegram they sent me when I apologized for me being mean-ish:

"it is fine, my home is where i shall stay, for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus, but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself, i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now"

([nation=short]Prunasia[/nation] knows about this)

("it is fine, my home is where i shall stay...)

What?

(...for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus...)

You kinda earned that title, to be honest.

(...but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself...)

Being called a monster is just as fun as getting spammed.

(...i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now")

You are accepted, but the way you broadcast your views wasn't accepted.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:("it is fine, my home is where i shall stay...)

What?

(...for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus...)

You kinda earned that title, to be honest.

(...but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself...)

Being called a monster is just as fun as getting spammed.

(...i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now")

You are accepted, but the way you broadcast your views wasn't accepted.

You know, you didn't have to read all of the so called "spam". You could just ignore it. But I guess it takes a few brain cells to do that.

Matrixulated

Faulkenmarsh wrote:Caps lock?

I think I saw that name before.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:You know, you didn't have to read all of the so called "spam". You could just ignore it. But I guess it takes a few brain cells to do that.

I had to be sent the spam. Literally an "okay" would've been fine

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, I have well over 750 million citizens but I still haven't received my leader issue.

Why is that?

You might have picked one of the no-leader choices:

link to issue (wiki, not on-site) (spoilers, duh!): https://nsindex.net/wiki/NationStates_Issue_No._242

But, if you'll wait, it'll come around.

What goes around comes around and all that.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:*Redacted*

The Parron Republic wrote:*Censored*

Statens wrote:*Non-Spiritian propaganda* ;)

Why don't we all change the subject to something else.

It's not like you'll convince the other(s).

Pick something lighthearted.

Like death, taxes or meaninglessness of life.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

Alekseandrea wrote:Why don't we all change the subject to something else.

It's not like you'll convince the other(s).

Pick something lighthearted.

Like death, taxes or meaninglessness of life.

😂😂😂

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

Itrosomia wrote:Hey, I have well over 750 million citizens but I still haven't received my leader issue.

Why is that?

Who wants to be 'Beachmaster'?

Raise your hand!

Come on! Raise your hand!

Raise your hand, now?

Anybody?

Oh, wait, y'all only got flippers!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Resurrects it from the ashes, just to be capricious & irritating**

Uh, yeah, he can do that. It's in his skill-set. He's Jezus.

So we now have a zombi-Embassy of _ulveria?

Cool.

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Uh, yeah, he can do that. It's in his skill-set. He's Jezus.

So we now have a zombi-Embassy of _ulveria?

Cool.

M.

Just going to leave some tags...

National focus:

[spoiler= Culverian purge ]

Prerequisites:

•All of these must be true

The Parron Republic controls Carlmar

•One of these must be true

The Parron Republic does not have the modifier:

Culverians pacified

The Parron Republic has the modifier:

Xenophobic populace

The Parron Republic has the modifier:

Devastating Civil War

With the recent uprising against Parron, perhaps it is time to deal with the Culverian immigrants in Parrona, permanently.

Effects:

Decreases [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s opinion of us by 50.

The Parron Republic gains the modifier:

Culverian separatists crushed

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Parron Republic wrote:Just going to leave some tags...

National focus:

[spoiler= Culverian purge ]

Prerequisites:

•All of these must be true

The Parron Republic controls Carlmar

•One of these must be true

The Parron Republic does not have the modifier:

Culverians pacified

The Parron Republic has the modifier:

Xenophobic populace

The Parron Republic has the modifier:

Devastating Civil War

With the recent uprising against Parron, perhaps it is time to deal with the Culverian immigrants in Parrona, permanently.

Effects:

Decreases [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s opinion of us by 50.

The Parron Republic gains the modifier:

Culverian separatists crushed

[/spoiler]

Click krrr krrr krrr

(Did somebody say Xeno!?!?)

*rips off parrona's face*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Vivan exorcist: "What is your name demon?"

Oni: "Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke"

Exorcist: "Ah heck no, forget this, I'm going home"

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

We have only 255 residents.

Blame [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]salaxalans_of_spiritus[/nation], [nation=short]salaxians[/nation], [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]the_salaxians[/nation] and [nation=short]totally_not_salaxalans[/nation]!

How many of them are there? This is ridiculous.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh

Wow.....residents are down here

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic

Statens wrote:Wow.....residents are down here

We have a political disaster, save yourselves!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

The Parron Republic wrote:We have a political disaster, save yourselves!

Political disaster?

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Matrixulated

What is up mee dudes?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:We have only 255 residents.

Blame [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]salaxalans_of_spiritus[/nation], [nation=short]salaxians[/nation], [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]the_salaxians[/nation] and [nation=short]totally_not_salaxalans[/nation]!

How many of them are there? This is ridiculous.

Four more! :P

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

The Salaxalans wrote:Four more! :P

0.0

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia

Uflmainia wrote:What is up mee dudes?

The sky.

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh

Itrosomia wrote:The sky.

Straight savage

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Auztraalia

Statens wrote:Wow.....residents are down here

The Salaxalans wrote:Four more! :P

Your powers grow weak, Overlord.

Perhaps [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation] could help you unlearn what you have learned . . . something something dark side?

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan

Hello All! Just joined both the site and Spiritus, so I decided to introduce myself!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Hello! I have also just joined!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Numutal wrote:Hello All! Just joined both the site and Spiritus, so I decided to introduce myself!

Ltin Corporation wrote:Hello! I have also just joined!

Welcome to Spiritus to you both!

A potato for you, and a potato for you and away we gooooo!

M.

Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh

Numutal wrote:Hello All! Just joined both the site and Spiritus, so I decided to introduce myself!

Ltin Corporation wrote:Hello! I have also just joined!

Welcome to this fine region! :D

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Me too. Just birthed the nation and relocated here almost immediately off of a recruiting telegram, so I'm dropping in to say, "Hi there!"

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Where can one find the guidelines to write WA proposals, [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation]?

Matrixulated

Barretts Puppeteers wrote:Me too. Just birthed the nation and relocated here almost immediately off of a recruiting telegram, so I'm dropping in to say, "Hi there!"

Hello!

Welcome!

*gives you a potato*

Take care of your complementary potato!

Matrixulated, Faulkenmarsh

Vodka, mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, baked potatoes, fish and chips, steak and potatoes, latkas, French fries, chilly fries, garlic fries, chilly cheese fries, mashed potatoes and gravy, scalloped potatoes....

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh, Numutal

Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh wrote:Vodka, mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, baked potatoes, fish and chips, steak and potatoes, latkas, French fries, chilly fries, garlic fries, chilly cheese fries, mashed potatoes and gravy, scalloped potatoes....

Don't forget baked and twice backed potatoes, sweet potatoes, sweet potato fries, potato pancakes, hashbrowns, sweet potato pie...

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh

Ooh potatoes

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Numutal

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