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Region: Spiritus
[spoiler= Sing along kids!]
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(Jezus is my friend)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(I have a friend named Jezus)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(Jezus is my friend)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
He taught me how to kill,
And do it easily,
He taught me I could do it when people laughed at me!
I've had friends before,
They've all been such a bore,
He showed me how to dance just like a *Loud monotonous beep*!
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(Jezus is my friend)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(I have a friend named Jezus)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(Jezus is my friend)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
He taught me how to torture
'Til people had no soul
He stabbed a guy with a lightsaber and left a little hole!
They may say he's evil
But I say that's a lie,
Trust me, he's a super-cool guy!
Jezus is a friend of mine!
Jezus is a friend of mine!
Once, I tried to run
I tried to run away,
But he cut my Achilles tendon with his little blade!
He is like a shark!
But he walks on the land
He'll try to kill you any way he can!
Jezus is a friend of mine!
(Jezus is a friend of mine!)
Jezus is a friend of mine!
He will kill my family
If I do something wrong
He chokes me with his Force powers when I write silly songs!
This song is silly,
So now I'm going to die,
*Loud monotonous beep*.
[/spoiler]
Didn't that feel good?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
No,because I did not read it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
You fiend.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If you can make songs,so can I.
[spoiler=ALERT!BEST SONG EVER!!!]
when you play csgo
you just say rush b and go
when you meet petrenko
you ask him for moloko
cyka cyka cyka cyka blyat
cyka cyka cyka cyka blyat
cyka cyka cyka cyka blyat
much cyka blyat
when you drink some vodka
you make honor to russia
when you drink cocacola
youre from !@#$in america
when you drink some vodka
you make honor to russia
when you drink cocacola
youre from !@#$in america
cyka cyka cyka cyka blyat
cyka cyka cyka cyka blyat
cyka cyka cyka cyka blyat
much cyka blyat
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And no it's not a long one,it's just the following lyrics repeated in an endless loop.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, I ripped of "Jezus is a friend of mine" AND "Vader is a friend of mine".
As in copied one of the 2 and altered some words.
And it still is better than your best effort!
That's bad and you should feel bad!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
In The Autocracy of Alekseandrea,he/she/it kills you.
...
IN SOVIET AUDRIANY,YOU KILL HIM!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Your russian reversal needs some work.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
In Autocratic Alekseandrea, the leader is better than you.
...
IN SOVIET AUDRIANY, YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
I fully endorse this message.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
In capitalist Parrona, the people and the government are equal.
...
IN SOVIET AUDRIANY, the people is better than the government!
Matrixulated, Audriany
I endorse both of these.
Even if I am looking more capitalist than communist...
DAMMNIT!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And I know you were probably to try to get me pissed by saying that.
WELL YOU FAILED!
Matrixulated
YO AUTHORITIES, I KNOW A GOOD POLL "Which country has the coolest flag"
Like if you think this should be published.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
There is a reason it is called the Russian reversal joke.
Your idea is horrible...
Why isn't there a button for hate?
Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Superpig0
Why isn't there a button for ban?
Oh wait,there is!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Actually patronesses only work on thing that suck all of the life and happiness out of everyone around them.
Oh wait you were talking to [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] so it works.
BOOM
GET 🍞🍞TOASTED🍞🍞
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
The RMB is so feisty today!
An extra tot of rum for everyone!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
...
Am I supposed to be impressed?
Elfshire, The Parron Republic
TAIS-TOI.
BUTCH IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME. YOU MUST HAVE BIT MY WIFE, THEY LOOK ALMOST THE SAME.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
are you in a gay bar? why do you have a lesbian next to you? dang, i didn't know [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] had game
➳➳➳ shots fired ➳➳➳
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
in other news, did you guys see New York City? they're featured today but i don't think they've been active in ~5 yrs
I don't think so.
Alekseandrea
Eh?
Elfshire
Right you are, methinks!
Huzzah!
Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.
Are you suicidal, [nation=short]Elfshire[/nation]?
So you must have a death wish!
You just managed to mass target, shame, insult, aggravate, and down-right piss-off....
- gays
- gay-bar owners
- gay bar-owners
- gay gay-bar owners
- lesbians
- butch lesbians
- Butch the dog
- The Good Lord J-Z-J
- Jedi-Zombi Butch the dog
- Old Grumpy Grandma
- OGG's "The Shotgun"
....and of course, don't forget the unrelenting, unbridled, unforgiving, incontinent, inhuman, and infernal ire of [nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] himself!
You can run, [nation=short]Elfshire[/nation] you can run - or walk at a brisk pace faster than a Zimmer frame - but you can't hide!
[nation=short]the grumpy grandpa[/nation] is coming for YOU and he's bringing Hell....
(a.k.a. "The Shotgun")
....and Butch with him!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Statens
I'd say you better book a pine box for TWO, Spudly!
Did you just call the OGG of Spiritus incapable of holding his own piss?
Say "Hello" to the Rogue Lumberjacks for me, when you get there.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
GET OFF MY LAWN OR YOU'LL BE FULL OF LEAD YOU RAPSCALLIONS!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Siok
Lead actually is expensive so I'll just pick the lead out and sell it.
Thanks grumpy grandpa!
😡👴🏼
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Superpig0, Siok
How are you going to get lead into space?
If you survive the confrontation.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Siok
Why wouldn't I survive that?
😕 ❓
only 88 since i was gone? what?! i could read that in a few minutes
he may shoot you
gramps you need a disintegrator, itll turn them to dust which will fertilize the lawn as long as its not too much in too little time, hmm or i could make your lawn protect itself, thatd be good wouldnt it?
you called?
Jolly Old St Nicholas
ITS TOO QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut your !@#$ing mouth.
why should i??
im pretty sure audriany meant it as a joke
The Salaxalans
maybe, i dont do jokes tho *turns into a skeleton*
they get under my skin
Post self-deleted by Statens.
cmon no responses? that was humerus guys!
I'm gone for the weekend and I came back to The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud and some "shots fired"
Damn.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wait- and there's another Culveria?
Huh.
Well welcome Sons Of Culveria! I don't believe I've met you
you have, its me. just a colony of me
here again
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
also if he accepts my offer ill make his lawn alive and eat anything that steps on it. and itll look like normal and wont eat gramps
It's not the same as gramps valiantly defending his lawn with his gun in his hand and his zombie hound by his side.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Battlegrounds
he still will, itll go dormant till he leaves or calls upon it
But how would any of that hurt me I'll just climb out
He never leaves his front porch. He has his milk delivered by horse and someone brings him and prepares food. He hasn't been away from home for sixty-seven years.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
itd take you apart and eat you, you cant climb out
well when he falls asleep
Huh. Interesting
Well welcome back then
His dog can sense intruders, it is a Jedi-zombi.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
what do you think i intend to use for the lawn creatures life force?
I would just put myself together then start eating the evil lawn from the inside
HERESY!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
why resist it? just become one with it
ive missed hearing that so much
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm curious:Why did you come back?
Annoy us?Probs.
Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Parron Republic
yup, also you guys kept talking about me.... [nation=short]Mrglglglgland[/nation]!!!!!! i see you!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What did he do to you?!
The Parron Republic
nothing i like tormenting and talking to him
Do not speak the name.
Do not see the bearer, for the thruth cannot be grasped.
Do not hear the bearer, for his words will break the chains of sanity.
Three times the name was spoken by the nemesis.
Three times a challenge was uttered.
The third time he came.
Oh, what fools we were, thinking the name could be spoken without consequence.
Our hubris has doomed us.
Be wa-
*unreadable scribbles*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
*chuckles darkly* wow you summed it up buddy
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica
^satan himself right there.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
who wants to play a game??? [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]? [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]? anyone?
Superpig0
I'll be alright.
cmon faulk i thought youd enjoy a game of throwing mountains?
Superpig0
I can do that whenever though...
Superpig0
yeah but we throw them at people and see how many dodge it
Itrosomia
Meh, not at the moment. I'm going to back off though, because I don't like spamming Spiritus...
Animal Farmerica
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The lawn can do that I'm keeping my form.
*appears behind itrosimia* but what if your form wasnt so special? *turns into itrosimia*
this is an uncomfortable form *turns to normal*
Those are the same thing
🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
bread?
GET TOASTED
🍞🍞🍞🍞
you like yours burnt? *supernova blasts superpig*
Oh thank you I was a little CHILLY
*throws away the rest of the chili when he could have easily given it to you*
The Battlegrounds
Oh dear, it seems I have been called out.
I must call upon an inconsistency in either reality or my memory and was hoping this could be solved.
A long time ago, in this region, it was claimed that:
Whew, that was not worth the 30-minute search through at least 50 pages! I had to re-live the Zompocalypse and witness Parrona and Audriany getting hissy at eachother!
Anyway, these "sons of Culveria" seem to either be artificial or natural with a short lifespan, which is rather unfortunate for them. Is there any evidence anywhere to oppose this theory? If not, then I'm afraid the dragonbabs are going to wilt quite soon or start glitching out.
Better get to work on your restorative technology! Mrghlagh!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Parron Republic, Superpig0
did you forget me already? i am [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]. just with a mask
i will not die out
Well if they reproduce slowly then they will not be able to reproduce after I ANNIALATE THEM ALL!!!!
The Parron Republic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
ROFL
LOL
BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
THAT IS HILARIOUS
Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
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*watches as culveria melts to the ground because he cannot handle all of the energy that this form holds*
*laughs coldly*
i can handle the energy, i can handle anything you throw at me. i am a god, i am draconos dragonblood
*handles the form easily*
do you want to be destroyed by a black hole?
If you would like to pay a small *cough* small is realitive *cough* fee then I can equip you with my army technology.
*sits down and proceeds to eat bacon*
Gods and dragons will be destroyed eventually.
The only thing that will survive forever is the void of chaos.
i may be destroyed eventually but that will be on my own terms,
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.