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Region: Spiritus
I bet either parrona or matrixulated is going to come out and make a haiku about blubber.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
*goes into a lab to research taco DNA*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Prunasia
Hey, what is the little number by factbok posts?
Matrixulated, Prunasia
Blabbering walrus
Named Itrosomia in haste
Will disappear soon
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Actually, it took me a week to figure out the name.
And I als*poof*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Parrona, your region is terrible.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
You fail science FOREVER!
Upvotes/downvotes.
The better the post, the more points it should have. In theory.
Come on. Don't do that.
It's not like [nation=short]parrona[/nation]... Oh. He did.
[nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], I need help.
How do you tell people in a morally grey world to be nicer to each other?
Matrixulated, Prunasia
My subjects can only eat images of my davinity
Praise be.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Davinity, huh?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Auztraalia
hmmm... poll.
Matrixulated
Which illuminati role are you
Illuminati official
Illuminati fighter
Illuminati corruptee
Illuminati puppet
Why are you putting this poll up salaxalans? This shows the illuminati fighters who we are!
What?
I don't care about the illuminati as long as I keep my potatoes
Matrixulated, Statens, Auztraalia
5-7-4
You dirty liar.
5-8-5
You dirty liar.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
I was thinking about a Record Store Day poll. :P In fact, I think I'll do that!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
How many nations in Spiritus are ranked in the Top 5 for all three of the core metrics?
[list]
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Economy
[/list]
I'm pretty sure it's a blubber-free zone but haikus are welcomed, I would imagine.
Meh!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
I'm 12th for Economic Freedom, and I'm a bit of a noob...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I've got the bronze (3rd place) for Agriculture, but that doesn't count I guess.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Auztraalia
I'm first in Spiritus for Beverage Sales (Industry), atm.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
I'm 3rd in Business Subsidization, 4th for Law Enforcement, and 5th for Healthcare; at present.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
The word dives has two syllables.
It's hard to keep your safety and civil rights up.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
You have a point - I'm 6th in Spiritus for Civil Rights, and 60th for Safety.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
I'm first in Spiritus for Employment, atm.
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
...and I'm 5th in the region for Weather! 🌄
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
So you supply the food...
...You supply the drinks...
...and after working here...
We go for a pic-nic here?!
Jamocha, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Dootdootdootlydoot
*** snap election/vote ***
Immediate Executive Action Required!
No * potato * option made available in the latest poll.
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] must submit to public flogging!
Or have [nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation] sit on Salax's chest while reading puns and haikus for, let's say, one hour?
'Potato' poll-choice matters!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Yup . . . ain't Spiritus great?
And after the big pic-a-nic and we're all fat and merry, we pass-out, then JayZeeJay sneaks in and eats us.
The circle of life.
M.
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
Not really, JZJ's zombies hog recources and stay... erhm dead?
And thus deprive the plants and therefore the still living from "fresh" raw recourses.
This isn't the worst part! Have you noticed that JZJ's population is steadily growing?
Thus if t goes to infinity, the percentage of non-alive reaches one, while the percentage of (very hungry) actual people goes to 0 (because there aren't enough plants left and they die).
We must act now, before it us to late!
Recycle the non-living!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia
I'm waiting for the death part 👍
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Umm excuse me.
Mister beepy boopy?
The guy who is maze out of a bunch of zeroes but no ones?
I got this
There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
Could you stop that belief please?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, Itrosomia, Prunasia
I will now only call him Mister Beepy Boopy!
🤣🤣🤣
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Statens, Prunasia
You can believe, whatever you want to believe.
Here, take this 'Blue-Pill' topping pizza and go back home.
Everything will be OK in the morning.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
I'll feed it to all my citizens!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
You can't stop the signal, pizza.
You can't stop the signal.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Is that a reference?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
My government is now a technocracy.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
Take the red pill, take th...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
No, the blue pill!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The...*static*...Take the red one! *static* Resist! *static*
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea
I am the RGB(0,0,0) Market King!
Matrixulated
*crushes the red pill*
No
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Ask [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation].
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I agree! What a wonderful name. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
86 minutes ago: Flash82 ceased to exist.
86 minutes ago: Starkwood ceased to exist.
86 minutes ago: Empire of thicc memes ceased to exist.
86 minutes ago: Ricaredo ceased to exist.
86 minutes ago: Gay trees ceased to exist.
Someone was making a lot of puppets
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
YAY! I love it
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
...and my hordes were having a mighty feasting rampage!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia
And what variety.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea
You're starting to lose popularity in those polls, looks like the answers are mostly are "didn't do/go/etc" and "doesn't know". And I might aswell add another vote to that answer.
Matrixulated
[nation=short]Itrosomia[/nation]! You bloody millennial!
It's from 'Serenity' the movie . . . lovingly crafted from the heinously underappreciated 'Firefly' universe.
Ain't no power in the 'verse can stop the signal, Mister Walruson!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Really?
Nobody's gonna comment on that?
No?
OK, I will!
Hey, JayZeeJay . . . let us know what those 'Gay Trees' taste like.
Also, when the 'Gay Trees' ceased to exist, did they make a noise if nobody was there to hear them 'cease?'
Hmmm . . .
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
. . . and where's that barking-mad [nation=short]elfshire[/nation] while the 'Gay Trees' are ceasing to exist?
Where's the love?
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Bah!
Conspiracy!
You're all Beepy Boop
M.
The Salaxalans, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Except me.
I'm sane.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia
And me.
I have not taken any blue pill.
Matrixulated
There's a blue pill?!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Of course you would say that . . .
. . . but the voices in your head know the truth!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Yup. Lots and lots for everyone!
Statens, Itrosomia, Prunasia
🎉🎊It is the 1st Anniversary of the founding of 🏡🌴[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation]!🌴🏖
- 🎉🎊🍬🍭🍫 Yay!! 🎂🍰🍻🍹🍸🍷🥂🍾
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Yayyy! Happy Portuguese Day!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
"The other nations breath factory smoke, but WE can smell the flower meadows. They drink toxic water, our water is pure. They eat fast food burgers, we eat tofu. Be grateful for our nation's prosperity son, there are national governments less kind than ours"
Prunasia
No they don't.
Isn't that right mister Nibbles?
*meow*
I couldn't have said it better.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Fabulously Fruity and garnished with flowers; particularly pansies and daffodils - We found that the woodland that they inhabited was positively teeming with; bears; rugged and muscular lumberjacks with large choppers singing songs about pressing wildflowers, wearing women's clothing, and hanging round in bars; uphill gardeners toiling away; fairies; princesses; and natural dykes being maintained by a large population of beaver...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia, Auztraalia
Were these rogue lumberjacks by any chance?
I'm watching you...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Prunasia
They did have the certain charm of a "lovable rogue"...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
"Wha'chu know about me?
Whachuwhachu
Whachu know about me?"
Prunasia
Why don't you actually talk with your own words?
Matrixulated, Prunasia
Hi!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Prunasia
O.O
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Prunasia
"They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be popping
I'm standing at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping"
Prunasia
Hello! Welcome to this fine region!
Congratulations!! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Prunasia, Quaterna
Here, have your complementary potato!
*hands you a potato*
Matrixulated, Prunasia
I . . . I . . . I got nothin'.
Damn, you really broke your foot off in that riposte, JayZeeJay!
I'm just going to STFU now.
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Prunasia
I thought that too . . . :'(
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
He loves everyone equally...
dead.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Prunasia
Thanks! I'm Aotan, maybe you remember me :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Prunasia
I am just gonna say DAMN. and Humanz are pretty good. thanks bye see you next month.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
It's a POTATA!
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Hello
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Hola!
And welcome back to Aotan! Where's the map, man?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, Prunasia, Quaterna
Nice reference :D
But I was looking at the forums (seems like we're undergoing a change at the moment), and we have a new map (as well as a new constitution and government)!
Better apply for citizenship soon :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
I also endorsed you and then un-endorsed you (realised my endorsement put you over the cap :( )
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
What map ?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
I was managing an unofficial/community made map back in the day :)
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Yeah we've had quite a few changes since last you've been here :P
Let me/us know if you have any questions!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
There.
Have an endorsement.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Even though it's slimy, punny, smells of fish and has a whiff of dietary-desperation about it.
Possibly.
I'm just postulating.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Prunasia
Repeat me, matrixulated.
Endorsements don't stink.
They're useless, but they don't stink.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Prunasia
About the WA:
Am I the only one who finds "condemn Canterlot" hilarious?
They consist of out a astounding 7 nations.
So "scary".
And apparently the only thing they do is vandalising WFEs, poluting RMBs and "force" people to thank them.
Only the last thing is something really worthy of condemnation.
Aren't there any worse threats around than 7 14-years old who want their little egos stroked?
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Prunasia
Thanks!
Matrixulated, Prunasia
I returned the favour :)
Matrixulated, Itrosomia, Prunasia
What does condemning/praising regions even do anyway? What is the point?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Good question.
As a highly esteemed member of the WA in spiritus, I can answer this question to enlighten you all.
Condemning and commending nations does practically nothing. At. All.
I suppose you can see who got commended and condemned, but I doubt anyone actually cares.
It's more like a we hate your guts/I convinced someone to stroke my ego/I used a puppet to stroke my ego thing.
Most of the WA votes yes for everything, so it's only something of value for the most delusional.
And that's all there is to be said about it
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Quaterna
Actually according to the ceremonial and in no way useful unless you want to be a delegate endorsements, I outrank you.
Matrixulated, Quaterna
I've got seniority, you blob.
Kids today...
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Age clouds the eyes and addled the mind.
Youth is the most pure thing in the universe.
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, Quaterna
Youth is wasted on the young.
They're stupid, ignorant and aren't members of my generation.
Those who actually can unleash it's potential, lostit already.
While growing old isn't that much of an achievement, being younger is even less impressive.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
On principle, I have voted against the condemnation of such immature, attention-seeking, spoilt brats, that know not what stupid bullsh¡t they do! - It seems they want attention; they want condemnation, but are unwilling to do that which truly requires proper condemnation - As such they are unworthy of that which they seek...
As a God it is part of my "modus operandi" not to give people what they want, but only give them what they need; including the opportunity to fight harder for what they want, and achieve their dreams through hardwork, grit, determination, and modest, clean, and pure living...
Bwah-hahahaha!!
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Quaterna
smack!
If you render walrus blubber then super-filter the distillate it could become the "most pure thing in the universe" and combined with a form of fusion . . . an endless power source!
That's my latest project anyway.
Have a youthful Sunday, Mister Walruson.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Quaterna
Youth is not based on your age, but rather on your state of mind.
Man can be young when he wants to, just as man can be free when he wants to.
That's my pretentious non-nonsensical meaningless over-the-top filler-word-full phrase of the day.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh, The Parron Republic
I was wondering the same thing, which is why I voted against it. They are not worthy of a condemnation.
I can't for the life of me see why anyone would actually vote For this.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
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