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Region: Spiritus
Better to have them and not need them . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Raptor Jezus
So I'm a democracy called the Rhino Empire with me as the leader called The Rhino King. governmentception
The Spirit, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Meanwhile, I am a country with 2 governments, a Republic led, by right, a king and a Absolute Monarchy that yields to any unanimous decision made by parliament, during the rare times it happens.
Matrixulated, Rhinononon
Wouldn't your leader be a Rhino Emperor though? :o
Matrixulated
New poll!
I wish to excuse myself for what seem to be writing errors,
But they arent since the poll troll ate all the apostrophes.
It isnt my fault. Honest.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
My town is legitimately under water
Matrixulated
Would liking this post be a good or a bad thing?
It's rather strange to like it when someone's town is flooded, yet people often like stuff to support someone...
Oh, well. I hope you remain dry statens.
Matrixulated, Statens
Unfortunately, due to some improperly processed paperwork, Head Honcho Man has had to be removed from ROs for the time being. However, exciting things are ahead for y'all to stay tuned for! More importantly, this poll is a great way to get involved with the SDF, our regional military! For anyone interested, shoot Dusk Station a telegram :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Better than under lava...
Matrixulated, Celtia Cymru, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
My town got snow for the first time in 27 years.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Parrona
Somewhere in Florida I presume?
Also: Hello again!🤡🎈- I'm baaacck!! 😂🤣💀
Matrixulated
But now my poll isnt relevant anymore...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It's been raining in Rio for a couple of days already. I'm fine with it... But I miss playing soccer.
Matrixulated
We can just use it as a shameless plug for the military!
Service guarantees citizenship and all that :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Last time I checked, throwing potatoes at the constitution also worked and it was easier.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
But . . . but you're a useless lump of lard that lives on an iceberg!
No snow? O_o
On an iceberg? o_O
I call lard-powered shenanigans!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
:D
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Sanjurika
You know, I think you're onto something!
Potatoes for everyone :)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Post by Tenitrous suppressed by a moderator.
How would one power shenanigans with lard? :O
Alekseandrea
Quite easily, I believe.
I haven't been able to figure it out at all, mind showing me how? :/
Alekseandrea
Well, thats quite hard on a RMB.
I think we should make a map, probably on a fiction landmass(es), rather than Earth.
*Grows weary of NS life once more*
*Considers wiping ALL my nations out of NationStates existence (once again!)*
#OldTestament #WrathOfGod #Armageddon #OuttaHere #NationStates #DarkAge
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus
Just Be Sure to keep your passwords, in case you need them for a one off event.
#PuppetSpam #HashtagsAreObselete #WillUpdateSoon
One last thing...
#CulveriaHasStoppedSpamming
Three cheers to a spam free Culveria!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Im the King I call my self what I want
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Happy almost FRIDAY!
Matrixulated
I'm 238th in niceness, I LOVE MY COUNTRY
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia, Cetaceon, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Nice!
Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Keep on keeping on :-) :-D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
I am 64th
Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Harry Potter and the Festival of Friends
From Thursday January 18 to Wednesday January 24, 10000 Islands and The South Pacific will be hosting a Harry Potter themed festival! So many of us have grown up with the magical wizarding world created by J.K. Rowling and this festival will allow us to engage in games, roleplays, discussions and challenges with fellow fans and festival goers! Your ticket to the festival?
Take this custom build Buzzfeed Quiz on which Hogwarts House you would be sorted into based on your NationStates and Harry Potter interests and bring a screen cap of it with you to be sorted into the festival shenanigans! The screen cap itself will earn your House 10 points and the House with the most points at the end of the festival earns a House Cup and gets a shout out on our WFEs, forums, and the magical Discord for this event! Get your wands, charms and spells ready for a wondrous event!
All friends, allies and positive vibes welcome :)
Here is the link to the buzzfeed quiz which is your ticket! tinyurl.com/y9yrkomx
If there are any questions, feel free to ask the organizer, The Islands Gazette
Tim-Opolis, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion, Starving Soviets
That sounds awesome, Louis, I can't wait! :)
Blazedtopia
I don't want a nice country man, we be warriors
Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Starving Soviets
Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia, Starving Soviets
Do any of you have any left over bread?? I just left rhinononon's empire disillusioned, to start a nicer empire of my own that isnt so hopeless for it's citizen's. LoL
Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
I've got some bread! Would ya like Sourdough, Rye, or some Baguettes?
Matrixulated, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Their literally dying for it.. :-D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Heh, I smell hypocrisy...
Did I just hear a People's Republic?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
Post self-deleted by Starving Soviets.
:-D and you probably wont be hearing from me for very long, the way this collective farming is turning out.. I knew i changed from turnips to potato's. How am i supposed to have a man made famine now when I'm having a their is a natural one, pevo!?
Check me again LoL you were close.. :-P
Matrixulated, Parrona, Blazedtopia, Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion
It's too long into the New Year now to legitimately use the Holiday season as an excuse for drinking at 14:00hrs.
Fuggitt! I'll use sports on TV as an excuse.
Cheers Spiritus!
M.
Tim-Opolis, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
NFL Playoffs are a big deal, okay. We gotta get lit for 'em!
Matrixulated
Hey! Welcome to Spiritus :)
Anything in particular attract you to our shores?
Matrixulated, Blazedtopia
Ew, socialists, knock offs of communism, just...ew.
Let me help...by bombing your largest cities so you will have less to feed and by selling grain to you, just look out for those notes which tells you that we social democrats are doing better.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Starving Soviets
Post self-deleted by Starving Soviets.
It all makes sense comrades.. Starve the poorest ppl that are opposed to you so they wont be around to complain, send the people who think they are smart to work camps or the front lines.. And you only say we firebomb our own cities, we both know the truth is your treasonous lies fool nobody. Everybody already knows your regime is responsible and will be made to admit so after being severly... Very very.. Severely beaten until forced to admit so... Just give up already, you did it, the world knows it and next youll be put on show trial for the world to see. Confess!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Please..just go back to re education camp and help us by if not working yourself to death.. Then by building some of our most extravagant mega structures that we may use once.. May use.. Still not sure lol :-D
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Not on the same planet is you, I'm afraid, now, let's test out my stellarpyre torpedoes, shall we?
List of accomplishments:
FTL
Best looking navy of all time
Most military discipline (1296 years consecutive)
Best vaults
Best banks
Second most neutral state
Most forts
Best admirals
Best Intelligence agencies (yes, plural)
Worst ground army...wait a minute...
We have the 7th ranked Timber Logging & Woodchipping Industry in Spiritus....
That's a lot of sawdust[/I] to add to your Socialist State bread.
Would you like to know more?
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Parrona
How dare the soviets call us comrades, here, we go by citizen, kuria/kurios, ecclesiast, grace, and comrade, but that's for the military.
They are either under a military government, or they really think they are communists.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, that "insanity to the fullest guy" didn't last long. I wonder what he did
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Starving Soviets
Post self-deleted by Stoned Templar Knights Of Zion.
We're not allowed to act? :-P
Yah maybe best navy to skuttle..
Or best forts to inflitrate, theb use as staging points. Since theirs already spies their.
Best vaults to blow open..
The best banks to rob..
These so called neutral states not only are great for storing out plundered treasures, and earning a wonderful kickback with all your interests earning.
Oh and your neutral states are the perfect place to flee to when escaping war crimes, coups, or invading hordes.
Your neutrality alone fuels our black markets and money laundering, and pays for our military expenditures increases10 fold.
Its because of cowardice neutral countries like yours that hitler and his henchmen ended up in Argentina and South America after the war.
The best admirals? Maybe for us to wire tap in your so called sovereign embassies..
And best intelligence angency.. Maybe the best at being interrigated until death. And best at failing and being spied on lol. :-P
Maybe your ground army is so bad because we've hacked, infiltrated, and even begun getting senior positions training all your juniors and underlings.
Hoe and why do you think we hacked election.. What did you think red armys were going to do invade the free world with T-34-85's?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Blazedtopia.
All Glory to the Giant Red Potato! Workers.. Unite and share your potato vodka with the masses here! :-D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
:-)
Don't worry, I will, in time, with a side dash of, um, I can't decide...world cracker, global pacifier, nanobot dispersal or neutron sweep?
Hmmmmm, meanwhile, I get to observe you from the one place not tainted by socialism, spppaaaaacc...wait a second, the Vulturian Union still exists, eh, what can we do?
I'm rolling with it, so far, at least until this cycle is over, (about 5 million years, +/- 0.5 million years) at that point, a civil war is almost guaranteed. At that point, socialism will be crushed first, provided that no crazy sh*t happens.
Blazedtopia
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Alternate reality earth having a socialist world republic? Oh my, we must study this!
Get the global pacifier! We'll prevent them from going into... *The Parronan Hegemony has declared war on Loyalist Parrona*
*The Parronan Ultranationalist League has declared the Parronan Ultranationalist Coup on the Five Star Coalition*
Wait, how, the last I checked, we still had ~4 million years... *unnecessary long pause* WHO LEFT THIS THING ON SPEED FIVE!!!???
*random background noise*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...Oh, so that's what that lever did. Huh.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Hello! I'm new here, but I'll try to keep to myself 😄
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Cetaceon
Welcome to Spiritus!
Have a potato!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hey, pollsters, we need a new one!
It feels nice getting to bug other people about this now... :P
Tim-Opolis, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Post self-deleted by Parrona.
Sorry, been a bit busy but ones coming out within the next hour.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
What's a Spitus? :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Its a place where spitting is allowed. Jeez, learn a culture!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Blazedtopia
...Where's all the psycho thrillers on the poll?? Your not going to show anything that's going to give nightmares? :-/
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia
Wouldn't you rather watch rise of the potatoes? It's such a gripping story
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia
Potato pods
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I usually would pick a horror movie, but I have high expectations for that genre, so...
Sounds nice, but I prefer Event Horizon.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If that guy with pins in his head had potato spuds and potato eyes coming out of his head and face then maybe lol
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Umm....hello? The last message on this forum was [I]"2 days 5 hours ago."[/I].... 😟
Body-snatchers?
Lord J-Z-J?
Trump deported everybody out of Spiritus?
Omigosh! 😲
[I]Huzzah-ah-anybody-out-there?[/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
You didnt get my messages? I was posting a lot.
Alekseandrea
Regional Activity:
▪ 20 hours ago: The Devils Eye ceased to exist in Spiritus.
You're safe now!
- This Region and RMB has been cleansed!
*The sickly sweet smell of burnt or burning incense hovers in the air, and numerous splashes of "holy water" can be found daubed across the ceiling, walls, and floor*
Celtia Cymru, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Ew, you call water "holy"? This is just mammalian nonsense.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Both the words "holy" and "water" were in quotation marks; what makes you assume that this "water" was actual diHydrogen Monoxide a.k.a. Hydric Acid a.k.a. H2O ???🤔
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus
O.o
JZJ, do you want to tell us something?
Something involving you, leaking and embalming fluid?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Northern Sunrise Islands, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Raptor Jezus
Hey now, don't be a mummyist! It's not his fault those who embalmed him did a poor job :/
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Poor job is an understatement. He started moving after three days.
Even yoghurt is slower to get in the "mobile stage".
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
My goodness! What Embalming Firm did we use, a 1 Star Yelp Review is the minimum of the outrage we must take!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If it is a Culverian, Vulturian or Terran firm, I'll also help by transporting you there and bombing the sh*t out of it.
Always get a Snakkran embalming firm, they really know what to do, minus the fact that they have really weird customs, but hey, they get the job done.
Tim-Opolis, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm back! You probably don't remember me but I was a fairly active member of this group about a year ago!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
-_-
I'm suspicious.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hello! I am the new nation of Raigeria (pronounced, Ry-ger-e-uh) So glad to be here!
And then they left us :'(
Alekseandrea
sorry i found a region i think i am better suited in.
Oh and I just left because the chat was dead, I like talking to fellow people in the region. I will join again if chat is active.
To be fair, we have a lot more chatter on our off-site Discord server which you can find at https://discord.gg/0f1TfJ6meJVxpVuL
Regional Message Boards will always have periods of inactivity significantly larger than off-site chats, that's one of Nationstates' few constants lol
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raigeria
I'll join again
Itrosomia
Great to have you back! <3
Alekseandrea, Itrosomia
Good night, everybody!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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