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Sons Of Culveria wrote:should i be doing something silly?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Hey! F*ck off for another 9 months!! - Take a holiday for my sake!!! #TooSoon

Alekseandrea wrote:It might be an unpopular opinion, but I believe Culveria used to be worse.

*Runs to the high ground*

Worse? Nah.

A smaller quantity for a better quality? Horrible.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:If you die, can I persuade you to pursue the Jedi-Zombi Jezuit funeral arrangements?!

- Don't let Death keep you down!!

What is life when you see spam every evening.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Parron Republic wrote:

What is life when you see spam every evening.

Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,

You'll see it's all a show,

keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:Such eloquence and economy of words!

Succinct and to the point.

Masterful RMB delivery!

All strains of the [nation=short]culveria[/nation] clade could learn from OGG's example.

Alas, in the words of the late, great John Lennon:

"You may say I'm a dreamer . . ."

M.

...NICE?

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:I'm not on your lawn, I'm on your vegetable patch...

GET OFF MY DAMN VEGETABLE PATCH.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans

i have a sick day and my brother comes here and ruins my spam streak, he only responded a few times wheres the spam??

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Worse? Nah.

A smaller quantity for a better quality? Horrible.

What is life when you see spam every evening.

you really need to stop putting words into peoples mouths its very rude

Sons Of Culveria wrote:you really need to stop putting words into peoples mouths its very rude

Not when I am putting it into the mouth of something that doesn't exists.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i have a sick day and my brother comes here and ruins my spam streak, he only responded a few times wheres the spam??

I was sick with Idiocus Delusol Culverititis.

Matrixulated

The Parron Republic wrote:Not when I am putting it into the mouth of something that doesn't exists. I was sick with Idiocus Delusol Culverititis.

my brother exists you dipstick

and good i hope the sickness evolves and is fatal

*Spam fritter meat-eors rain down from the Heavens over Spiritus*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, Sons Of Culveria

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:*Spam fritter meat-eors rain down from the Heavens over Spiritus*

Oh no!

You know what that means, I am taking out my "Trump" card!

"We will build a great dragon pit and make the dragons pay for it!...And no one builds pits better than the Dominion of Ghiscar.

Matrixulated, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Parron Republic wrote:Worse? Nah.

A smaller quantity for a better quality? Horrible.

What is life when you see spam every evening.

Cheer up, Parron. You know what they say.

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad.

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,

Don't grumble, give a whistle!

And this'll help things turn out for the best

And...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:Cheer up, Parron. You know what they say.

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad.

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,

Don't grumble, give a whistle!

And this'll help things turn out for the best

And...

There's nothing you can't solve with 10 chapters of Prussian Space Marines.

:)

Matrixulated, Sons Of Culveria

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:Cheer up, Parron. You know what they say.

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad.

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,

Don't grumble, give a whistle!

And this'll help things turn out for the best

And...

Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*

Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten!

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps,

Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*

Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten!

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps,

Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!

And... always look on the bright side of life!

Come on!

Always look on the bright side of life!

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word.

You must always face the curtain with a bow!

Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it, it's the last chance anyhow!

So... always look on the bright side of death!

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:And... always look on the bright side of life!

Come on!

Always look on the bright side of life!

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word.

You must always face the curtain with a bow!

Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it, it's the last chance anyhow!

So... always look on the bright side of death!

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Alekseandrea wrote:Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,

You'll see it's all a show,

keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

Now go away!

Who are you?

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

Yes, and...

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

O.O whut?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Alekseandrea wrote:Who are you?

that is the spudghetti monster, the brother of the spaghetti monster

The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Yes, and...

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:Search your feelings, you know it to be true!!!

NoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

I like how we got from "Life of Brian" to "Star Wars"!! LOL

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:I like how we got from "Life of Brian" to "Star Wars"!! LOL

Join me! And together we can rule the RMB "movie quote" RP spam galaxy!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Sons Of Culveria, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Join me! And together we can rule the RMB "movie quote" RP spam galaxy!!

That's not true, that's impossible!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

im dying from this, and that spam galaxy thing makes me think i should be posing as the evil spam emperor but im really unsure

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

I forgot how fun the rmb is.

Edech wrote:I forgot how fun the rmb is.

now who be you?

Sons Of Culveria wrote:now who be you?

I used to be in this region under a few names, Comalcalco, Udoch, and Aletenii. I also made Sal's avatar.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Edech wrote:I used to be in this region under a few names, Comalcalco, Udoch, and Aletenii. I also made Sal's avatar.

interesting, i dont know you

Sons Of Culveria wrote:interesting, i dont know you

That's okay, I'm still debating if I want to leave Kantrias again. Their forum layout is really annoying to me and it's been getting slow there...

Matrixulated

Edech wrote:That's okay, I'm still debating if I want to leave Kantrias again. Their forum layout is really annoying to me and it's been getting slow there...

yeah ive been keeping this place alive, and im not even home here, im a puppet to my motherland, Kesmor of Draconos

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yeah ive been keeping this place alive, and im not even home here, im a puppet to my motherland, Kesmor of Draconos

Ah, I created this puppet because I want a fresh start.

Matrixulated

Edech wrote:Ah, I created this puppet because I want a fresh start.

i created this one to keep these guys from talking behind my back, and to keep the fear in there hearts

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i created this one to keep these guys from talking behind my back, and to keep the fear in there hearts

lol

Edech wrote:lol

yeah i love tormenting them

Sons Of Culveria wrote:i created this one to keep these guys from talking behind my back, and to keep the fear in there hearts

Esteemed leaders of the civilized nations of Spiritus, it seems that we must carry out our, discussion on more, private channels.

Sons Of Culveria wrote:yeah ive been keeping this place alive, and im not even home here, im a puppet to my motherland, Kesmor of Draconos

Alive, pui ah!

1/6 oui!

Culveria is wise!

1/6 oui!

Culveria is great

1/6 1/6!

Culveria is wise and great! Pui ah!

(I gave in to my urges to mock you with this.)

Matrixulated

HELLO!!

I IS BACK!!!

*cues parrona to start weeping*

*summons 278329579869 walrusses to do the Macarena*

Matrixulated

Go home

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Rebulica wrote:Go home

you

Itrosomia wrote:HELLO!!

I IS BACK!!!

*cues parrona to start weeping*

*summons 278329579869 walrusses to do the Macarena*

ITRO! youre back finally, good

God We Trust wrote:warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how arrrr you me mates

Avast ye!

And be ye a landlubber, a flibustier, or a freebooter?

Prepare the black jacks on the abaft or ye will be dancing the hempen jig!

YARR

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

I don't have enough time to answer to all of the posts so to everyone who insulted me...

*curses them to make whatever they touch turn into a frog*

Matrixulated

I just checked the poll and saw this nation...

[nation=short]Dootdootdootlydoot[/nation]

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:I just checked the poll and saw this nation...

[nation=short]Dootdootdootlydoot[/nation]

...

Matrixulated

Edech wrote:...

....

Matrixulated

Edech wrote:I used to be in this region under a few names, Comalcalco, Udoch, and Aletenii. I also made Sal's avatar.
[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] remembers the Aletenii well...

...Comalcalco sounds famiiar too!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] remembers the Aletenii well...

...Comalcalco sounds famiiar too!

I remember you.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Edech wrote:I remember you.

Well then, may I say; "Welcome home!"

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Well then, may I say; "Welcome home!"

Thanks!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Sri Lankah wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

...

No, just no.

Matrixulated

Sri Lankah wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

Welcome to spiritus!

Here is your free potato!

*hands you a potato*

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Parron Republic

Yay potato! :P

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:HELLO!!

I IS BACK!!!

*cues parrona to start weeping*

*summons 278329579869 walrusses to do the Macarena*

I have a mind of my own, fire breathing walruses don't exists!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Rebulica wrote:Go home

Perfect response.

Hurrah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:HELLO!!

I IS BACK!!!

*cues parrona to start weeping*

*summons 278329579869 walrusses to do the Macarena*

Mister Walruson!

Welcome back.

We missed you!

Itrosomia wrote:. . . so to everyone who insulted me...

*curses them to make whatever they touch turn into a frog*

. . . touches [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . pokes [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . prods [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . clubs [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] over the head . . .

Do we have a Walrog yet, or a Frogrus maybe?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Mister Walruson!

Welcome back.

We missed you!

. . . touches [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . pokes [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . prods [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . clubs [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] over the head . . .

Do we have a Walrog yet, or a Frogrus maybe?

M.

If that is not enough...

...slaps [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to pinch [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to carry [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to sit on [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

Ah, don't say I no take care of you first ah! Sayang!

...proceeds to brush my teeth for the fifth time today.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sri Lankah wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

That's no child.

I can only imagine what that thing is...

And he can make others. The same but not quite.

...

What? MY GOD! NO! NOOOO! No. AAAAARGh!

*You can hear disturbing sounds. They suddenly stop*

Do yUo WanT tO Be My spEcIaL fRIeNd?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas

Okay...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Mister Walruson!

Welcome back.

We missed you!

. . . touches [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . pokes [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . prods [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation]!

. . . clubs [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] over the head . . .

Do we have a Walrog yet, or a Frogrus maybe?

M.

*turns matrixulated into a temporary frog*

Stop

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:If that is not enough...

...slaps [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to pinch [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to carry [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to sit on [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

Ah, don't say I no take care of you first ah! Sayang!

...proceeds to brush my teeth for the fifth time today.

*proceeds to vaporize parron*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:I have a mind of my own, fire breathing walruses don't exists!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Perfect response.

Hurrah!

Ohhh.

So you are doing that weird mind palace thing?

I guess in your case it is more of a mind shack...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Edech

The Parron Republic wrote:If that is not enough...

...slaps [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to pinch [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to carry [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

...proceeds to sit on [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation].

Ah, don't say I no take care of you first ah! Sayang!

...proceeds to brush my teeth for the fifth time today.

Why is carrying me a bad thing?

Also, I don't think you could even lift one of my whiskers.

Matrixulated

Itrosomia wrote:Ohhh.

So you are doing that weird mind palace thing?

I guess in your case it is more of a mind shack...

I live in a world where magic is faaaake, dragons are also fake, and walruses and seals are clubbed by nomads...

And Gandhi has nukes! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans

Why have they still not added a mechanism to see who's online?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Jolly Old St Nicholas

The Parron Republic wrote:I live in a world where magic is faaaake, dragons are also fake, and walruses and seals are clubbed by nomads...

And Gandhi has nukes! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Did matrixulated set it up for you?

Because you couldn't code a flashing light.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Itrosomia wrote:Why is carrying me a bad thing?

Also, I don't think you could even lift one of my whiskers.

You are just an internet account, you are a human! You don't have whiskers!

Now come, drink Reality, let's go Itro, let's go! Let's go Itro, let's go!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Parron Republic wrote:You are just an internet account, you are a human! You don't have whiskers!

Now come, drink Reality, let's go Itro, let's go! Let's go Itro, let's go!

First, you have no proof.

Second, *stabs parrona*

Third, *puts parrona into an eternal punishment where he is attacked by spam for all eternity*

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Escade wrote:Join C.U.L.T. on Discord to celebrate TSP-TRR-Lazarus!

https://discord.gg/Psw9w4J

Discord protects your privacy :)

I also encourage our Spritan friends to join the forums -> http://tspforums.xyz/forum-319.html

(Pie seems to be losing a battle against cake :O )

&

A Handy Guide to the Festival is Here -> https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=791623

TG if you have questions or need help!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Sh*t my mom says: To my sister "When you have a husband who eats good food in front of you without sharing while you're giving birth, get revenge by peeing in a container to the brim and make him carry it to the bathroom."

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:Did matrixulated set it up for you?

Because you couldn't code a flashing light.

Kids today...

Snobbishness because they can program a flashing led in python...

Tsk. Tsk.

Do the words "compiles at runtime" mean nothing to you?!

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Well I got banned from a bar today...

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Kids today...

Snobbishness because they can program a flashing led in python...

Tsk. Tsk.

Do the words "compiles at runtime" mean nothing to you?!

When was the last time you saw a fat, flippered, Walrus "runtime" anything?

Thus, to enable blubbery malcontent mammalians to embrace technology and the information age . . .

The Challenge:

[list]

[*] Invent a computer programming code for [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] that is Walrus friendly!

[/list]

OK, challenge accepted, but what would you call such a thing?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Post self-deleted by Matrixulated.

Itrosomia wrote:Why have they still not added a mechanism to see who's online?

By saying "they" you mean us Mr Walruson.

And we did code a mechanism for monitoring online presence.

It stops whisker-faced morbidly-obese semi-aquatic internet stalkers from grooming potential victims.

It is 100% effective, Mister Walruson.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:By saying "they" you mean us Mr Walruson.

And we did code a mechanism for monitoring online presence.

It stops whisker-faced morbidly-obese semi-aquatic internet stalkers from grooming potential victims.

It is 100% effective, Mister Walruson.

M.

I hate those things.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:When was the last time you saw a fat, flippered, Walrus "runtime" anything?

Thus, to enable blubbery malcontent mammalians to embrace technology and the information age . . .

The Challenge:

[list]

[*] Invent a computer programming code for [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] that is Walrus friendly!

[/list]

OK, challenge accepted, but what would you call such a thing?

M.

First, you don't see them because they are invisible.

Second, all coding software is walrus-friendly.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Sons Of Culveria wrote:I've been keeping this place alive...
...by...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:creating...fear in their hearts
...and...

Sons Of Culveria wrote:...tormenting them
YOU MONSTER!!!👍

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic

*Dragon Ballz rain down upon the potatoey Spiritus Moon; which rises upon the horizon*

*Some of these Dragon Ball comets break to form a ring around Spiritus*

*In the skies over the RMB, a short distance from the rising, baked and pock-marked Moon, a strangely glowing, potentially fiery, unidentified object grows ever larger, and closer*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jolly Old St Nicholas, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:First, you don't see them because they are invisible.

Second, all coding software is walrus-friendly.

First . . . (How can one put this delicately to avoid *body-shaming* trauma?) . . . Walruses are FAR from invisible!

Second . . . how does a Walrus use a computer interface with those stubby flippers?

That sounds like a setup for a joke! Hah hah haaa . . . huh?

Wait a min . . . that's no joke!

. . .

OMFG No!

. . .

Wha-what part of Walrus anatomy IS used to type on a keyboard . . .

GAAAHHHhhaaaiiiiieeeee!

m.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Guess who's back?

Back again.

Guess who's back?

Tell a friend.

This place just got Studly!!!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Guess who's back?

Back again.

Guess who's back?

Tell a friend.

This place just got Studly!!!

Huzzah!

*Waves noodly appendages at the "Stud" Spud*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic

Edech wrote:Sh*t my mom says: To my sister "When you have a husband who eats good food in front of you without sharing while you're giving birth, get revenge by peeing in a container to the brim and make him carry it to the bathroom."

Hey, [nation=short]edech[/nation] pleased to meet ya.

Ehhh, what country do you live in?

It sounds....rustic.

At least you have a pot to piss in though, right?

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Guess who's back?

Back again.

Guess who's back?

Tell a friend.

This place just got Studly!!!

Huzzah!

Hey there!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Hey, [nation=short]edech[/nation] pleased to meet ya.

Ehhh, what country do you live in?

It sounds....rustic.

At least you have a pot to piss in though, right?

Huzzah!

I'm in the U.S.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Guess who's back?

Back again.

Guess who's back?

Tell a friend.

This place just got Studly!!!

Huzzah!

Oh for f*#ks sake!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Edech wrote:I'm in the U.S.

Ah! The Ulcered Sphincter of Arsenica...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:*Dragon Ballz rain down upon the potatoey Spiritus Moon; which rises upon the horizon*

*Some of these Dragon Ball comets break to form a ring around Spiritus*

*In the skies over the RMB, a short distance from the rising, baked and pock-marked Moon, a strangely glowing, potentially fiery, unidentified object grows ever larger, and closer*

Yeah . . . It's MEEEEEEE !!!

Thanks for that stellar intro Spudghetti, you rock!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

You idiot! You're a ball of fire alright.

M.

(Comms, Jr.

Live-o.)

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Matrixulated wrote:When was the last time you saw a fat, flippered, Walrus "runtime" anything?

Thus, to enable blubbery malcontent mammalians to embrace technology and the information age . . .

The Challenge:

[list]

[*] Invent a computer programming code for [nation=short]itrosomia[/nation] that is Walrus friendly!

[/list]

OK, challenge accepted, but what would you call such a thing?

M.

Mister Walbot

Huzzah

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:First . . . (How can one put this delicately to avoid *body-shaming* trauma?) . . . Walruses are FAR from invisible!

Second . . . how does a Walrus use a computer interface with those stubby flippers?

That sounds like a setup for a joke! Hah hah haaa . . . huh?

Wait a min . . . that's no joke!

. . .

OMFG No!

. . .

Wha-what part of Walrus anatomy IS used to type on a keyboard . . .

GAAAHHHhhaaaiiiiieeeee!

m.

We use mind powers.

Also, we are not fat, we just have lots of muscles.

At least, those are what my walrusses are like.

Also, at least my walrusses are big and strong and are not just some skinny little weirdos behind computer screens.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Edech wrote:I'm in the U.S.

Oh sh*t....must be Detroit then, huh?

I hope they get the water turned back on soon, man.

Until then, I hope your brother-in-law learns to share his bloody food!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah . . . It's MEEEEEEE !!!

Thanks for that stellar intro Spudghetti, you rock!

Huzzah!

And I was just randomly typing whatever sh¡t came into my head!😏

🤔 Hmmm, I foretold your arrival, while knowing nothing of that which would come?! 🤤 ...Freaky!!

*Conspiracy Theorist tendencies intensify*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

*starts munching on people's noses*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Oh sh*t....must be Detroit then, huh?

I hope they get the water turned back on soon, man.

Until then, I hope your brother-in-law learns to share his bloody food!

Huzzah!

I'm in Texas...

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*starts munching on people's noses*

DON'T TOUCH THIS BEAUTY!

https://ifunny.co/tags/walrus/1418159894

Matrixulated, Tainted Xenoblood Hive

The Flying Spudghetti Monster wrote:And I was just randomly typing whatever sh¡t came into my head!😏

🤔 Hmmm, I foretold your arrival, while knowing nothing of that which would come?! 🤤 ...Freaky!!

*Conspiracy Theorist tendencies intensify*

Tinfoil! ...Tinfoil hats!! ...GET YOUR TINFOIL HATS HERE!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:Tinfoil! ...Tinfoil hats!! ...GET YOUR TINFOIL HATS HERE!!!

THE TINFOIL IS MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!

AAAAAAH!

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster

Tainted Xenoblood Hive wrote:*starts munching on people's noses*

That's fine! - I don't have a nose!! 😂

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Phytophthora Infestans

Phytophthora Infestans wrote:Tinfoil! ...Tinfoil hats!! ...GET YOUR TINFOIL HATS HERE!!!

I doubt you'd have one in my size!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Nobody has a more pretty nose than I do.

Everybody nose that.

Itrosomia wrote:DON'T TOUCH THIS BEAUTY!

https://ifunny.co/tags/walrus/1418159894

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

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