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Alekseandrea wrote:

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I can only hope the translator worked properly...

The binary worked,

But I have no idea of what the other part is...

Nua Hosnia wrote:And delicate access to rainforest to mine uranium somehow translated into "destroy the environment".

Yeah,

My nation was classed as an environmental hell hole, then I cleaned up a few beaches and suddenly I had a beautiful landscape,

Untill I built a few damns He He

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia

So I make prenuptial agreements mandatory and civil rights fall off a cliff? Im protecting the people by making marriage more fair. If anything, it would improve the civil rights of at least half the population, which would equal out and cause it to be level. This game never makes any sense. Its like when I cut taxes and the economy doesnt react at all. Huh? Whats the point? Im close to giving it up. It tries to be funny way to much, and I dismiss ridiculous issues daily. Too bad it doesnt aim to educate people about politics and governement. A lot of wasted potential trying to interest the young in the game. And....... WAH!

Matrixulated, Pugtopialand

Issues have extreme consequences, there is rarely middle ground to go off of. NS is meant to be not serious anyways, however there are people who just ignore these issues or do it just for fun and play it their own way, i.e: uber realism.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark

-.-. --- .-. .-. ..- .--. - / .- .-.. .-..

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:I could have done it the 'good old' way.

But it takes 2 seconds to translate it with the translator.

Why wouldn't I use it?

...

I can only hope the translator worked properly...

Yeah, it worked. And I'm not bitter at you for using it. I'm bitter at the world for making me obsolete.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Harsh.

Matrixulated

Charmandaria wrote:Yeah, it worked. And I'm not bitter at you for using it. I'm bitter at the world for making me obsolete.

Upgrade, assimilate, or die.

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

High Alyria wrote:

Issues have extreme consequences, there is rarely middle ground to go off of. NS is meant to be not serious anyways, however there are people who just ignore these issues or do it just for fun and play it their own way, i.e: uber realism.

Well said.

Issues can be very sly, and the consequences of your choices can have unexpected - often drastic - effects on your Nation.

Its fun, dude, just for fun and your own edification. Enjoy!

M.

High Alyria

Alekseandrea wrote:01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110111 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 00101110 00001101 00001010

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You want the gain set to 2000, the frequency band to reject, and the output to maximum? Have you lost your mind? We're not going to get any usable data, just fried amplifiers, mate. Plus I think you've disconnected the shielding, again...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia

The Cf Alliance wrote:The binary worked,

But I have no idea of what the other part is...

Straight, old-fashioned machine code. First you'll have to determine what machine it was written for, and which micro-processor was intended to run it...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Foundingfathers wrote:I don't know who you aren. Not an I sure that I would like to if you're communist or socialist.

I'm [nation=short]Trackeendy[/nation].

Matrixulated

I have returned again.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Hundermenschen wrote:I have returned again.

Good, I just thought there was an echo in this room!

Matrixulated

Hundermenschen wrote:I have returned again.

Welcome back to Spiritus, Hunder :)

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:Well said.

Issues can be very sly, and the consequences of your choices can have unexpected - often drastic - effects on your Nation.

Its fun, dude, just for fun and your own edification. Enjoy!

M.

I try to focus on the RP aspect on this game anyways, issues don't bother me much.

Matrixulated

The Cf Alliance wrote:The binary worked,

But I have no idea of what the other part is...Yeah,

It's hexadecimal:

a=10

b=11

c=12

d=13

e=14

f=15

--> f=15

--> f56e=15*16^3+5*16^2+6*16^1+ 14*16^0

It is also ASCII, but with a shorter notation. ;)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Straight, old-fashioned machine code. First you'll have to determine what machine it was written for, and which micro-processor was intended to run it...

I refer to my post above.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Charmandaria wrote:Yeah, it worked. And I'm not bitter at you for using it. I'm bitter at the world for making me obsolete.

You don't have to be so negative.

In the next generation Charizard-Yia might also become obsolete.

Obsolete is relative.

Although... Charmander has been obsolete since gen 1.

Evolve, It's your only chance!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:It's hexadecimal:

a=10

b=11

c=12

d=13

e=14

f=15

--> f=15

--> f56e=15*16^3+5*16^2+6*16^1+ 14*16^0

It is also ASCII, but with a shorter notation. ;)

It can be. Back in the bad old days, well before the turn of the millennium, I worked with with digitally controlled, very precise, differential audio frequency amplifiers, used in aerospace and the nuclear industries, and to figure out if the machines were following the commands they were being given, using recording oscilloscopes, we would capture long strings of hexadecimal code, machine language, specific to only the platform we were working with, not higher, more universal, programing languages, and those string of code strongly resembled that string of code given in the original example. Each pair of bytes would refer to very precise commands, such as gains (amplification) between 0 and 2000, in a near infinite number of steps, the input and output filters to be used, creating band pass or band rejecting effects, and other signal processing effects...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:It can be. Back in the bad old days, well before the turn of the millennium, I worked with with digitally controlled, very precise, differential audio frequency amplifiers, used in aerospace and the nuclear industries, and to figure out if the machines were following the commands they were being given, using recording oscilloscopes, we would capture long strings of hexadecimal code, machine language, specific to only the platform we were working with, not higher, more universal, programing languages, and those string of code strongly resembled that string of code given in the original example. Each pair of bytes would refer to very precise commands, such as gains (amplification) between 0 and 2000, in a near infinite number of steps, the input and output filters to be used, creating band pass or band rejecting effects, and other signal processing effects...

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I'm in awe.

To me C is a dark abbys that should be avoided when possible.

You have dealt with worse.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Alekseandrea wrote:...

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I'm in awe.

To me C is a dark abbys that should be avoided when possible.

You have dealt with worse.

Not necessarily worse, just deeper, more specific. We had fewer commands to learn, but had to know them on sight to understand what we were doing. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, not even me, does it that way any more. Got to be too expensive...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Crap, i just trashed my civil rights...

Matrixulated

The Cf Alliance wrote:Crap, i just trashed my civil rights...

At least your goverment doesnt hire Religious Censors as a job.

Matrixulated

The Cf Alliance wrote:Crap, i just trashed my civil rights...

I caused almost a market crash by making airship companies accountable for their QC department. Which apparently drove them out of business.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Nua Hosnia wrote:I caused almost a market crash by making airship companies accountable for their QC department. Which apparently drove them out of business.

It seems work that way in real life, for all kinds of companies, so why not?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Fox noises o3o

Matrixulated

Maltena wrote:At least your goverment doesnt hire Religious Censors as a job.

Pfft,

Religion, who need's that

Nua Hosnia wrote:I caused almost a market crash by making airship companies accountable for their QC department. Which apparently drove them out of business.

*slow clap*

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Also, what do you guys think off my new flag?

Matrixulated

"Well, you know what I think?" asks Sarah McKay, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Wolf is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."

That was an option on one off my issues, I didn't realize the "Cruise missile" part was crucial, because when i picked it I got this note on the info screen.

"Main battle tanks stalk the woods of The CF alliance in search of Wolves."...

Fek...

Matrixulated, Darkweb, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Nua Hosnia

There's really no reason to condemn Thomas, it looks like some guy just got mad at him.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium

Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Darkweb wrote:Anyone know where The Jedi-Zombi Jezus sneaked off to? I think we have an incident.

Sorry, I was away on a pilgrimage to the forest moon of Endor...

Matrixulated wrote:Probably polishing his lightsabre somewhere...

M.

Is that a euphemism? - I have people to do that for me you know!
Matrixulated wrote:...hatching a plan to deal with the recent influx of Jesuses, (or is it Jesii?) to our glorious region.

As Pontius Pilate once said, "One Jesus is one too many! Now where's that Purell?"

Or something like that.

M.

And Jezus stuck two fingers up and told the Jesii to "go forth" into the land of Matrixulated "and multiply", for he reasoned he could give not a f*ck...

The Cf Alliance wrote:What would happen if a jezeus would appear?

(Jesus+Zeus)

A damned stupid question ⤴, followed by a suspiciously convenient apparition⤵

Great Jezeus wrote:Hi!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:Back in my day, nations didn't cease to exist if they went inactive for a few months.

Welcome back old boy! - Hopefully, you remember under which floorboard you hid the old flag?!

Greater Madaloria wrote:*through the last few breaks in wall, as half-dead laborers hurry to finish construction*

Is it just me or were there like, a suspicious amount of new people yesterday in the RMB?

It's not just you! - Just because you may be paranoid, doesn't mean there aren't people out to get you... - I'm feeling heavily suspicious too - All these Jesii are some plot against me I tell you!! 😂

Greater Madaloria wrote:I, Hutton Il, wish to announce that the wall repairs have been completed.

Praise be.

...Oh and thank you for using HalfDead Construction Company™ - "Who needs BRAINZ, when you need brawn? - We Do!!" - A great equal opportunities employer of Jedi-Zombi Jezuits, amongst other denominations...

Populusque Senatus Romanus wrote:So there is a conspiracy? I knew it! *puts on tinfoil hat*

There's always a conspiracy; sometimes it's not the conspiracy you are looking for, or even would consider or entertain as a realistic probability...

**Puts on tin-foil Crown of Thorns (a.k.a. barb wire)**

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Alekseandrea wrote:**inside the Spiritus department of potatoes**

"They are using countermeasures!

Inverse the polarity!

Send all power to the broadcast tower!

Seal all entrances and exits!

Make the phase shift!

Angle the deflector dish!

Hack the tinfoil hat!

Secure all animals in the zoo!

Use more green rocks!

Turn the broadcasting power up to eleven!

Disable the safety protocols!'

Check the infernal contracts!

Prepare for ludicrous speed!

Summon 'He who can't be described'!

Feed the machine more souls!

Torture the forsaken children!

Cancel the three ring circus!

Overclock the happiness eater!

Compress the singularity!

Hit important looking stuff with a hammer!"

Jezus approves of this ⤴

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Sorry, I was away on a pilgrimage to the forest moon of Endor...There's always a conspiracy; sometimes it's not the conspiracy you are looking for, or even would consider or entertain as a realistic probability...

**Puts on tin-foil Crown of Thorns (a.k.a. barb wire)**

I can just see JZJ sitting in some weird little cantina, sipping a fuming glass of liquefied Brainz, waving his hand vaguely at an authority figure, saying "...this is not the conspiracy you're looking for..."

Plus, I really dig the hat. Pure method acting...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:It's not just you! - Just because you may be paranoid, doesn't mean there aren't people out to get you... - I'm feeling heavily suspicious too - All these Jesii are some plot against me I tell you!! 😂

...Oh and thank you for using HalfDead Construction Company™ - "Who needs BRAINZ, when you need brawn? - We Do!!" - A great equal opportunities employer of Jedi-Zombi Jezuits, amongst other denominations...

Our population only went down by about 5 percent building that wall... Isn't the saying "if you didn't die on the job, you didn't work hard enough"? I'm gonna have to sentence my surviving workforce to death for treason.

Praise be.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

"Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jezus Christ is worshipped as a god."

- Would you expect any less?! This is completely normal - Nothing to see here!

- Praise Be!

"Christianity plagiarising Humanity for over 2000 years!"

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Post self-deleted by Great Jezeus.

The Cf Alliance wrote:What would happen if a jezeus would appear?

(Jesus+Zeus)

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:A damned stupid question ⤴, followed by a suspiciously convenient apparition⤵

Great Jezeus wrote:Hi!

Heh heh heh heh...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Great Jezeus wrote:Heh heh heh heh...

Treason.

Praise be.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Got a snazzy new flag. Just in time for eternal rabbit season.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Nua Hosnia wrote:Got a snazzy new flag. Just in time for eternal rabbit season.

How very Zululand during the British Colonial years...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

So apperently people like going on road rage rampages in my country. :(

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Maltena wrote:So apperently people like going on road rage rampages in my country. :(

In before police new world order state :P

Matrixulated

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Leader's name on an hourly basis.......H$LL YES THEY DO

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hurpadurp wrote:Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Leader's name on an hourly basis.......H$LL YES THEY DO

What a waste of resources.

Your ego must be rather large.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp

My nation seems to be misunderstanding their dictator. I will not stifle their rights to speech but they have to learn that I am the ultimate ruler and moral compass, not any "god". Look guys, I'm giving you free drugs here... Just play nice.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, The Cf Alliance

*foxes ran about now*

Matrixulated

Corveaux wrote:My nation seems to be misunderstanding their dictator. I will not stifle their rights to speech but they have to learn that I am the ultimate ruler and moral compass, not any "god". Look guys, I'm giving you free drugs here... Just play nice.

seeeeeeee he gets it

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Hurpadurp wrote:seeeeeeee he gets it

There are a few easy steps to establishing a happy and profitable dictatorship.

1.) Let the people know that you are not their enemy. You are a government, made for the greater benefit of the people as a whole. You arrange the world as you see fit because "as you see fit" is best.

2.) Establish firm connections with the enforcers of your nation. By rewarding police and highly glamorizing the military, the law is seen as something of perfection, so beautiful as to be unattainable, unattainable unless you sign up. Create nationalism and pride by noting your country's faults, but immediately suggesting ways to surmount them. Make police life luxurious. If the law enforcement rebels, you lose your grasp on the people.

3.) Do not control by fear. Humankind is a fickle and rebellious creature. Do not allow yourself to give undue punishment or make any law seem unfair. The unrest resulting will topple the lower class and the industry.

4.) Last but not least, let your nation know you care. A benevolent dictator should be present in all occasions of his country or risk losing common ground with his/her own people. If you are severed from the people, you are severed from the reality. If you are severed from reality, your people will have no mercy.

Best of luck in the control of your peoples.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Remember, your subjects are not your enemies. They are cogs in the machines that need to be tuned and filed, and you are the instrument by which they are judged and fixed, or, if beyond repair, discarded and reforged. Do not let corrosion spread amongst your machine.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Does north Korea have foxes?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Hundermenschen wrote:Does north Korea have foxes?

Not any more, they were eaten, secretively, since there wasn't any food available in the stores...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I'm sure it tasted cute o3o

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Nua Hosnia

Say . . . if I was to convert to 'Pastafarianism' would I have to grow my hair into garlic breadlocks?

M.

The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:Say . . . if I was to convert to 'Pastafarianism' would I have to grow my hair into garlic breadlocks?

M.

Only if you are truly devout.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Garlic bread is a lesser God of Pastafarianism. Don't succumb to potential heresy.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

You will have to grow your love for four legged canines o3o

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:Not any more, they were eaten, secretively, since there wasn't any food available in the stores...

All our foxes were slain for treason, since orange is strictly illegal in the Land of Hutton.

Praise be.

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Matrixulated wrote:Say . . . if I was to convert to 'Pastafarianism' would I have to grow my hair into garlic breadlocks?

M.

No, all you have to do is wear a strainer on your head like this: http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f6971d504a6d894cb7944de3d383c26c5c6bb869/c=0-0-533-401&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2015/11/16/USATODAY/USATODAY/635832629836260197-635832586303218816-WireAP-c98b8c9c7086451c987a17bec330ccf5-16x9-1600.jpg

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:No, all you have to do is wear a strainer on your head like this: http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f6971d504a6d894cb7944de3d383c26c5c6bb869/c=0-0-533-401&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2015/11/16/USATODAY/USATODAY/635832629836260197-635832586303218816-WireAP-c98b8c9c7086451c987a17bec330ccf5-16x9-1600.jpg

For a moment I thought this was more hex code.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks

Greater Madaloria wrote:All our foxes were slain for treason, since orange is strictly illegal in the Land of Hutton.

Praise be.

What? Even the Brown and Arctic Foxes? Guilty by association, I presume...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria

Nua Hosnia wrote:For a moment I thought this was more hex code.

Punctuation was the clue it wasn't. Hex code is never shown with punctuation...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

*foxes would begin doing the party rock shuffle in a sort of triangle type pattern all in order.*

Matrixulated

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:No, all you have to do is wear a strainer on your head like this . . .

The strainer look is cool, but would it pass muster with Tim Opolis and the 'Pastafarians'?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea

I'm new, and I see a lot of potatoes...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Wombanita wrote:I'm new, and I see a lot of potatoes...

Ya got summat against potatoes? ;)

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass......making sure they truely wana be here

Matrixulated

This website doesn't know how to spell 'Bologna'... They spelled it 'Boloney'.

Matrixulated

Rampant Hedonism wrote:Ya got summat against potatoes? ;)

And no, I don't have anything against potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

My Civil Rights fell for not allowing Robots to have citizenship.

Ok then mate.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Maltena wrote:My Civil Rights fell for not allowing Robots to have citizenship.

Ok then mate.

its ok my citizens have a strong fear of anything more advanced then a pocket calculator

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

hi, I'm new

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Forestbrook Middle wrote:hi, I'm new

welcome to the party grab a potato and make yourself comfortable

Matrixulated, Forestbrook Middle

Forestbrook Middle wrote:hi, I'm new

Welcome to the constant struggle of not knowing weather to prioritize your citizens and not totally trash their civil rights, or instead buy potatoes with all of the goverments money.

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp, Forestbrook Middle

Yo guys I'm new

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Paradise Moon made me join

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated

Thanks People's for the Potatoes and the warm welcomes, I hope I cans be goods to yous.

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Does this region ever raid or nah

Matrixulated

Matrixulated wrote:The strainer look is cool, but would it pass muster with Tim Opolis and the 'Pastafarians'?

M.

Hey, it even passes muster with the Department o Motor Vehicles. Many states have now will allow you to have these sorts of pictures on your driver's license...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Good Ol Murica wrote:Does this region ever raid or nah

Never. Purely defensive

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

To all the noobs, welcome, pull up a potato and get a little weird...

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp

Ok that's cool

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Am i the only one who thinks picasso wasn't actually that great of an artist?

Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks

Maltena wrote:Welcome to the constant struggle of not knowing weather to prioritize your citizens and not totally trash their civil rights, or instead buy potatoes with all of the goverments money.

yasssssss the struggle is real

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Corveaux wrote:Am i the only one who thinks picasso wasn't actually that great of an artist?

Have you ever been to an exhibition of his work? Not just photographs in a coffee-table type book, but the actual art itself? Go to see the real deal, it's powerful, and it can change your life, my friend...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

My economy is a squiggly snake, where I make decisions to bump it up, but then I do things to make business make sense or keep salesmen from knocking on doors and it goes back down. Eventually it'll be booming.

Given my interest in space, it'll probably involved mining the moon.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

popato

Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

The Shire And Bree-Land wrote:popato

THE MOON IS POTATOS

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Rogue Lumberjacks wrote:What? Even the Brown and Arctic Foxes? Guilty by association, I presume...

Association is a crime as high as the associated crime itself. It cannot be tolerated. The best way to remove a wart is to take out the surrounding flesh, after all. That's why we publicly stone the extended families of druggies. Public saftey cannot be ensured without it.

Praise be.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

Hurpadurp wrote:THE MOON IS POTATOS

POTATOES.

The 'e' makes all the difference, blasphemer!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

How do i get more people in my nation? Corveaux is sorely lacking in resour- people. Yes, people.

Matrixulated

Corveaux wrote:How do i get more people in my nation? Corveaux is sorely lacking in resour- people. Yes, people.

Time, and time alone, is the answer. Your population grow about 5 million per day. Pretty constant...

Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria

Hurpadurp wrote:THE MOON IS POTATOS

LOL . . . does anyone remember those tin-aliens from 70's & 80's 'Smash' commercials?

". . . make mash get Smaaaash!"

Hilarious and potatolicious.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Im new. Hi.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp

Coffee Kingdom wrote:Im new. Hi.

Hello! Have a potato!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Hurpadurp

Excuse

Paradise Moon wrote:Hello! Have a potato!

I identify my gender as a potato.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp

Greater Madaloria wrote:Association is a crime as high as the associated crime itself. It cannot be tolerated. The best way to remove a wart is to take out the surrounding flesh, after all. That's why we publicly stone the extended families of druggies. Public saftey cannot be ensured without it.

Praise be.

*Grabs pet toad and runs*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp

Hurpadurp wrote:THE MOON IS POTATOS

*Irish-ing intensifies*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp

Populusque Senatus Romanus wrote:I wonder if we could get potato slaves to farm potatoes... resulting in endless potatoes and slaves!

Coffee Kingdom wrote:I identify my gender as a potato.

Good! Just... watch out.

Matrixulated

Coffee Kingdom wrote:Im new. Hi.

I have been informed I am perhaps not the best face to greet new arrivals.

I had that messenger burned at the stake.

Praise be.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Jessica looked upon the coast. She'd never seen the ocean before but only in a book. It was a colorful book with paintings of sea gulls and dolphins and seashells. It looked nothing like the vast blue before her. She felt it empty and lonely. Then a thought crossed her mind. A deep troubling idea that rattled throughout her very marrow. "I forgot to take my leftovers out of the office microwave."

Matrixulated, Paradise Moon

Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.