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Region: Spiritus
I'm so hungry, even Salaxalans is looking good right now.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
Salaxians always look pretty delicious. The problem is, I don't want to get mind controlled and end up in a drainage pipe somewhere.
*puts on tinfoil hat*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
That's a bit dangerous to say with the Salaxians around. They might think that potatoes look delicious. You might want to go into hiding.
*puts on tinfoil suit and crawls into a dumpster*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cosmolate, Faulknation, The Pie Islands, Grumpy Grandma
"....the blunt of the land...." ???
A [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] blunt? O_O
A Potato blunt??
Give me that!
I'll put on my tin-foil suit and smoke the sh*t outta that!
Huzzahhhhhh aaaahhhhh!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Grumpy Grandma
Hello I'm Queen Gusha Leader of North Strovaina.
Me and My people worship a religion called Dogstra, its was founded after the old R.E.B.E.L.S. were split apart.
If you have any questions I will answer them.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Matrixulated, Faulknation
Potatogion blunts are the finest in the world. Each one costs at the very least 300,000 potatoes. They are so expensive because all forms of drugs are banned for any non-government officials. The government strictly monitors all farms growing "seven leaf tubers" and makes sure non of the plants leave the nation. The plants are so potent that nearly 60% of all people who try to smoke it go into shock related convulsions and nearly 30% die from them. If you have managed to get your hands on a Potatogion Blunt, I say "good luck to you."
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Do you like zombies?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Welcome to Spiritus, [nation=short]North Strovaina[/nation]! :D We're a little crazy, but the answer to one question is very important: Do you like potatoes?
Matrixulated, Grumpy Grandma
Oh they left. :(
Alekseandrea, Cosmolate, Grumpy Grandma
Also known as the "Jeffrey."
Potatoes are wonderful things.
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
HAH !!!
They managed to escape before you got your evil mind-controlling, manipulative alien-in-a-crashed-spaceship claws into them and. . .
* thud *
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cosmolate, Empire Democratique Francais, Grumpy Grandma
well if they are zombie babies then yes. I need some of those babies
Matrixulated
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IF you get those points.
Alexander may be a god, but his morals come first, for him. Unless proven guilty, he is innocent.
He is waiting for his trial.
*Makes Guiness World Record attempt at the Largest Mountain of Baked Potatoes and Cheese EVER*
Dear dear!
*Pats you on back*
I really don't know!
*Offers you a cup of hot sweet tea and a biscuit*
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
You may wish to look up something called the "Law of the Conservation of Energy" (and Matter) - Nothing is created or destroyed - The Energy and Matter that formed those future weapons did exist in the Past they just weren't arranged or organised into the structures they formed in the Future.
Bringing back something that is more ordered and structured from the Future is certainly playing with the Second Law of Thermodynamics, Chaos, Entropy, Temporal Mechanics, and the fine structure of the Universe - But well, that's what Gods do I guess!
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
"potata"
Italian - Participle- potata - feminine singular of potato
Latin - Participle- pōtāta
- nominative feminine singular of pōtātus
- nominative neuter plural of pōtātus
- accusative neuter plural of pōtātus
- vocative feminine singular of pōtātus
- vocative neuter plural of pōtātus
- ablative feminine singular of pōtātus
I find that the dictionary, encyclopaedia, and the Internets supports the existence of "POTATA", but only as an effeminate Italian potato!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Parronan accord
Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.
*Tries shovelling RMB messages into a ditch*
(There may be some zombies in there I didnt check!)
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Anyone? Fancy peace?
Oh no, you.............................at least Parrona cremated the zombies on its land.
The Salaxalans, Grumpy Grandma
**THUD**
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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Please, I need potatogion, Audriany, Culveria and Faulknation to accept for it to be legitimate.
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Parronan accord
Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.
No.your alliance will be broken!
It doesn't concern you.
Haven't I already gave your land back, except for the resource outposts?
The accord has small prints that said resource outposts included. But Parrona won't be able to declare or join wars.
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I will return your land,you return what you hold on my land,fair deal? The rest is not yours to carry out.
Can we change the accord so that I can keep my outposts. I worked very hard for those outposts and I intend to keep them.
Parronan accord
Terms:Parrona will return foreign lands to their respective owners, parronan land will be returned to Parrona, Edward will step down, Armistice for 20 days, neutral foreign policy will be enacted in Parrona meaning that Parrona will not be allowed to declare or join wars for as long as it remains enacted.
Reconsider?
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I will return your land...............If not, I get to keep the land
Why not get it, by force.
(Taking popcorn) is there a show?
I am not going to agree to any treaty unless I get to keep my outposts. If it is not added to the treaty, then I shall keep them through force.
Not sure, I've just been trying to keep up with the sudden influx of notices but it's proved futile.
Oh well, war=profit. Hopefully these treaties break down.
I will give you a show. I declare war on you!
*crunch*I waited for this!
Faulknation, Grumpy Grandma
Wow.
you cant touch them, they have a mark of cain on each one
I will annexe potatogion, Parrona is next!
you will also stay away from these innocents you called "pagans" and tried to slaughter
Aggressor!
I accept.
POTATOGION IS MINE TO TAKE!!!! NOT YOURS!!!
than i accept your treaty
Faulknation is 3rd and Audriany is 4th!
NO ONE TOUCHES FAULKNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faulknation
Coalition!
(Crunch. .........crunch) this is good! Pop corn is delicious, and the show...........is good!
DO NOT INTERFERE!!!! Ryūjin kami no kōhai no gōon!!!! *roars and a devastating blast goes right by snakkra*
I will touch him, and you all will fall, with him!
AS IF!!!!!!
1 world......out of many.......... mmm mmm popcorn.
I am watching, not interfering.
Grumpy Grandma
Yes, waste your energy on Snakkra.
Yes; a very poor one!
*Throws popcorn at main actors/agents of the show*
Now,live under the Reich or die!
What?................grumpy grandma will die for the insult!
Clearly a NAZI.
im not an actor grans
i cant die you fool. im a god
Climax is when the missiles fly.
Grumpy Grandma
Alexander is not guilty of treason, he is released.
For the Reich!
This is the show!
Grumpy Grandma
i agree
you wont touch this nice old lady you *bleep bleepity bleepy bleeper bleep bleep bleepist* (censored)
Grumpy Grandma
I'VE LIVED UNDER A REICH BEFORE YOU SORRY SON OF A B*TCH! - THAT REICH FELL, AND I AM STILL HERE!! - ARE YOU ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK YOURSELF MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE THAN THE PREVIOUS REICHS THAT CAME BEFORE?!
Er, no;... no I won't...✊VIVE LA RÉSISTANCE!!!👊
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
Popcorn.
Grumpy Grandma
VIVA LA PARRONA!
THE SUN RISES ON THE REICH!
(Crunch...................slurp)
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Be sure that is the Sun rising, and not the wonderful glow of firestorms unleashed by heavy bombardment; bombs, napalm, nuclear missiles etc. on the horizon...
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
and it falls there to *starts to bring a red supergiant star down unto the reich* surrender and you will survive
Grumpy Grandma
This REICH SHALL BE ETERNAL!
*cancels the star attack* yeah, eternally in hell *i alone charge the reich*
Urmmmmmmmmm.
I've heard that before!
i just realised an entire super giant star would destroy the planet and i have allies here so its best i just fight them head on *breaks into the reich*
Surrender?, snatch Berlin first, which you won't!
Pushes towards enemy capitals
peekaboo *in berlin now*
May I take some lands too?
I've done nothing to you. Why would you try to take my nation.
Pushes into everyone's capital, ha, takes back Berlin. Surrender! You scum.
Ryū no kami wa, ame ga jigoku!!!!! *blasts of destruction rain down continuously upon berlin*
We surrender!
(may i remind you its immpossible to get into culveria. and also duh you cant get in)
*shrugs as i wipe out berlins last bit*
Just like France, Parrona.
Faulknation
yaknow what? *BLEEP* you *supernova blasts inside berlin wiping the entire country off the face of the planet*
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