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Region: Spiritus
*punches [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU FOOL!?!?!?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
hello?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I fell asleep after eatingÂ…*checks tally marks on arm*Â…about two tons of baked potatoes.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
i am guessing this is a bad time..
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Faulknation
and you are?
Nahhhhhh!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
no its perfectly fine. i just like punching [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]
Matrixulated
I am Optavia..
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello Optavia.
nice to meet you. i am Draconos and that idiot there is Po. named by me. short for [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]
Nice to meet both of you... *smiles slightly*
are you new here little one?
uh..yeh. why did you call me little one??
because i am the god of dragons. and im quite big.
Ah..I see *nods*
Faulknation
so what do you think of spiritus so far?
I like it. yet i am still trying to see if I belong..
i have been here for a while. and itd be nice if another non potato worshipper was here. also i havent seen cats in a while
Non potato worshipper? *tilts head*
Faulknation
but its your choice to stay or leave.
yeah..I just want to be in a place that shall not judge me.. *looks down*
Faulknation
there are many many many nations here that worship potatoes as there saviors. its highly odd to me. i havent seen potatoes turn giant meteors off course for earth as i have done.
no one will judge you. or i shall bring my rath upon them. and [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] will decimate them with his intellect. [nation=short]Faulknation[/nation] is my right hand dragon. hes helped me in many arguements
I'm confused to be quite honest...
i am too. but its okay
Join the potato side. Accept the potatoes into yourself.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catsyderplandia
Alright..I know this may be weird as a question..But..I have not many people to call friends..may you be my friend?
Po shut up! youre not taking this country unto your foolish beliefs!!
if that is what youd like *smiles softly*
It is..thank you *smiles shyly* I must get going soon...I have duties
same here. apperrently some of my dragons have killed some of my population
O-oh... *eyes widen* um....uh..
what a weird world we live in...
The Salaxalans
it is news to me. i know. its surprising to hear these things but it actually did happen. 1.1 percent of deaths in my country is from dragon attacks.
at least its not nuclear spill or stuff like that. i can count the leading causes of death in my country on one hand. unlike [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation]
HERESY AGAIN!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
SILENCE CABBAGEWORMS!!! COME YELL HERESY AT ME WHEN YOUR POTATOBUGS!!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
....yeaaah
Cyrtes
............wat
Cyrtes
you can check it by going to my page thingy by clicking my name then click on the person icon and itll show you the leading causes of death [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] <click that if you want to check
Cyrtes
im sorry i am a violent person sometimes
Cyrtes
alright.. *a tad confused*
Cyrtes
We're all confused. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation
Don't mind [nation=short]Culveria[/nation].
Always had a certain...disregard... for the beauty and wholesomeness of potatoes.
*shoots Culveria a foul look*
I WILL NEVER BECOME A POTATOBUG! POTATOBUGS HARM POTATOES! I WOULD NEVER HARM A POTATO!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
well youll get used to it eventually. its just how this place is. oh and [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] is a girl i learned about a week ago. which surprised me
Cyrtes
heh..OOOOKIEEE .-.
Cyrtes
Yes, oh evil, brainwashing, alien overlord...
...now where did I leave that tinfoil hat of mine?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
how did it surprise you?
Cyrtes
you insignificant worm you dare look at me like that!!!
Cyrtes
Why does that always surprise people?
i thought she was male
Cyrtes
how did it surprise you?
They always think that...
Faulknation
I'll have you know that I like to keep my people's options open.
Girls don't exist on the Internet.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes, Faulknation, Potdora
oh
Cyrtes
i had the impression she was male. she corrected me when i called her a he and thats how
Cyrtes
I am a girl..
Cyrtes
i had that impression already from your name. dont listen to po
Cyrtes
now i know i was correct so no mistakes made
Cyrtes
Company! Finally!
A break from this environment of male chauvinism!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Potdora
Yeah... right... What am I then? A genderless lump of carbon-related substance?
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, Potdora
what chauvinism do you speak of? i only see potato chauvinism
Cyrtes, Faulknation, Potdora
females of the internet. do not listen to [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] he is a insignificant fool. he holds no respect for females. i think if he was allowed hed marry a potato
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
That of those who don't believe females exist on the internet. Nice speech, by the way.
thanks
who believes females dont exist on the internet though? thats ubsurd
Are genders a thing?
I am a potato, am I supposed to marry a human? I, like other plants, send my pollen to other plants that then become seeds of younglings.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
i will burn all your pollen and stigmas
Faulknation
That is mean.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
then shut it, you may be a plant but not all of us are, some of us have genders. okay?
I don't the animal fascination with gender. Why aren't you "mammals" equal?
you plants arent equal either. theres carrots. then theres the lesser root vegetables. and other plants
also because females are better and they can take something and make it into something better also without females theres no way more humans could exist. plants are nothing without there female pieces. everything would die off if females or female organs in plants didnt exist
Aren't carrots root vegetables? We plants are not set apart by our reproductive organs. We are set apart by our species and how useful we are. Potatoes are at the top because we have all the kinds of nutrition you will ever need.
The Salaxalans
[nation=short]CatsyDerplandia[/nation] nice factbook i like it. ill take in mind what you said. ill have more sweet shops opened in all of culveria
you dont have vitamin c fool. and your not sweet like carrots.
but enough about plant superiority. apples are one of the best plants. potatoes at the bottom of the plant list.
you can do a lot with apples. like make pies!
Do you not make your own vitamin c?
HERESY!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
do potatoes have a saying about healthiness? no apples do
You cannot survive only on apples and butter can you? You can survive only on potatoes and butter. That's better than a saying.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
no you cant survive on potatoes and butter. who told you you could?
My scientists. I am a potato after all, I like to make myself look better.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
you cant. i just looked it up. and it says you cant. for about a couple monthes yes but not for too long
but you could with carrots too. or apples
now im going to go take care of the 1.1 percent of my population that got killed by dragons
I sure missed a lot...I left for a bit and now there is a new person among us (that's you @CastyDerplandia ) [nation=short]Potatogion[/nation] is back. And above all there are nearly 85 messages! Now that that is dealt with, how are all of you. *tries to smile while regaining composure*
The Salaxalans
Did I spell her name wrong? I don't think I did. It's not lit up though...hmmmmmm. I'm not sure what to make of this.
The Salaxalans
Catsy, not Casty. :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Hello, everyone!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Hi! Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated
Culveria, destroying and invading are two different things.
Dragons.......
Hello? Is anyone alive...? *covered in blood*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Diamondtopia City attacked me and my fellow neko friends..
OF HAPPENINGS
The Salaxalans
Nice flag.
*moons [nation=short]parrona[/nation]*
Matrixulated, Faulknation
GET OFF MY $@#&!*? LAWN.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
MY PEOPLE HAVE STDS!
HOORAY AT FIRST!
NOOOOOOOOO AT LAST!
Faulknation
WHAT!??!?! WHO ATTACKED YOU!?!?! ARE YOU OKAY SMALL ONE!?!:!?"
youre covered in blood who did this, are you okay?
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