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Region: Spiritus
If I must.
How about "I'd do anything for love"
from Meat Loaf
It will keep you busy for a while.
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea
Everyone who hasn't joined should join the Spiritus forums and apply for Citizenship, you can start doing this on our forums at Spiritus.wtf (I know I literally never shut up, but no one has tried to kill me yet :P)
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
*hires assassins*
Matrixulated, Blitze, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
Well, yes and no.
There are only the two options available to us, 'like' or 'quote' after all.
So I acknowledge 'yes, I've read this post,' by clicking 'like' when most of the time I'd rather have options available to me such as . . .
read it - wish I hadn't
read it - you're a moron
read it - I'm a moron for reading it
read it - but not really, 'coz your a moron
read it - no I didn't, but I feel sorry for ya
read it - now I feel sorry for both of us
read it - ooh, that was stimulating
liked it - yeah, I really did
nailed it - awesome post
wanker - you're being a tool
salaxalans- you're an evil brainwashing alien overlord
oops! - how did that get in there?
Fail - your post sucked, but I read it
Epic Fail - I read it, I heard my brain-cells screaming as they died, I felt myself getting dumber as I read your sh*tty post, you are a horrible waste of flesh & organs.
So that's why I 'like' every post. I read every one that y'all put the effort in to writing.
Why wouldn't one do one such a courtesy?
Anybody have their own suggestions?
M.
The Salaxalans, Blitze, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
[Sing]
One potato
Two potatoes
Three potatoes
Four . . .
Where's your patriotic verve, Spiritus?
Come on now . . .
M.
Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well Salax is a potato...
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The United Nation Of Florida And Cuba
And most certainly not an evil brainwashing alien overlord! Just a friendly potato, nothing more! :D
Please report anyone stating otherwise to the proper authorities. We thank you for your cooperation.
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Who said that potatoes can't be evil brainwashing alien overlords? :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
I do!
* whispered *
Just play along, we both know he is,
but he tends to react poorly when you say it to his face.
The brainwashing kind of poorly reacting.
* ends whispering *
Of course salaxalans isn't an evil brainwashing overlord.
Who even believes this?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You're right. It's all one crazy, unrectified misconception...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
So weird, I just passed a bill to make invincible power armor for the military and costing millions of dollars, and my economy got stronger.
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Same happened to me.Weird
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Government official: "Ma'am, I'm afraid your birth certificate has actually expired"
Woman:"What?!"
Daughter:"So you're basically telling me that my mama is so old that her certificate expired"
Istanialand, Jack Chick
Did this actually happen to you in an issue form or something?
Matrixulated
What, did she have to apply for a new one? :)
Matrixulated
Makes public trial with execution by hanging
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU RAPSCALLIONS.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Istanialand
It's just newfangled techno-whatchamacallit jibber-jabber gizmos and stuff, Gramps.
Turn your hearing-aid down and go back to watching the Antiques Roadshow.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'LL DO THAT.
GODDAMNED HOODLUMS.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Antiques watching Antiques Roadshow? ;)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
hello strangers
Matrixulated, Russinadia, Audriany
Hello
Matrixulated, Russinadia
Don't feel so left out,mister I've never met in my life.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Back to important matters.
While the majority agrees to turn Salaxalans into vegetables,
Thus causing him to suffer a fate worse than death,
How exactly are we going to turn him into some potatoes?
There isn't a precedent.
Can't we consider turning him into something else?
I hear frogs are timeless. Or bats.
Binding a soul to an amulet, cauldron, doll or some other trinket is also popular.
If one looks at the dregs of society who use those more 'mainstream' methods of ruining one's day,
One can only conclude they must be as simple as pie.
Potatoes on the other hand are uncharted territory.
Does our righteous revenge outweighs the risk of shoggoths, other assorted abominations and the abuse of the fabric of reality?
(This question is rhetorical, of course it does.)
We could achieve the same goal with less risks if we simply hold a "real Salaxalans meatpie" sale or something.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Or, you know, use a more mainstream cursed form.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
A simple little bird that can't sing or fly would be nice.
Alekseandrea, Russinadia
It's funny, but I imagine someone pulling a certain pose and standing on a street corner, when I hear that salutation...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Why are you thinking about this mate?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Like a not very smart penguin
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick, Nofreemen
[that's depressing. imagine being a bird and seeing other birds sing and fly and being trapped like that. nah, man.]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen
Thanks for the philosophical train of thought followed by existential dread.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Nofreemen, 2Spookyville
[you're welcome.]
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU BRAT.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen
Like the Dodo (and some less extinct pigeon relatives), Cassowary, Elephant Bird, Emu, Flightless Cormorant, Kakapo, Kiwi, Moa, Ostrich, Penguin, Rhea, or Terror Bird; or indeed the numerous species of Ducks both wild (and naturally flightless), or domesticated (and thus bred to be flightless); and of course, who can forget the Chicken(?); a bird descended from the Red Junglefowl of South-East Asia, which can fly, whilst its domesticated brethren that we bred to fatten up and gain weight in both fat and muscle mass, so much so it ceased to be able to fly (with the bone structure unaltered and ill-adapted to the excess weight) just so we could easily catch it, wring its neck, pull out all its feathers and coat it in a secret blend of herbs and spices, and deep fry the hell out of it...
Flightless birds do have a tendency to go extinct due to pressure from predatory action, unless that predator is Homo Sapiens, and that human being likes the taste of fowl flesh!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen, 2Spookyville
Penguin burgers anyone?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jack Chick, Nofreemen
I just needed to get my ball
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Nofreemen
YOUR BALL IS MINE NOW, YOU RAPSCALLION.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Nofreemen
Awww, that was a very good ball. Super bouncy.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Nofreemen
[if u kno wat i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wink wink
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Get a room.
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Me you and Grumpy Grandpa could share one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Matrixulated
WHAT THE HELL YOU ON ABOUT, YOU HOODLUM?
DISGUSTING.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We could be in a room and play shoots and ladders or spoons or some other old timey game
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
When did Grumpy Grandpa turn into Herbert the Pervert?!
https://youtu.be/aRlA4sh2ZUU
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
My mistake - This guy is the pervert!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We need an adult in here!
Help!
Spooning....?
Helllllllllllllllllllp!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
WHAT IS THIS DEBAUCHERY?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The Vivi Monarch begins retching up his dinner at all the nastyness going on here
Alekseandrea
Legend has it that Lord Hutton puked so vastly that it scorched half the lands.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Praise Be! Hutton returns!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria
Just teach Gramps to use a Xbox 360.Then,we can invade his garden while he is playing and put some "capitalist" influence over there.He'll be too busy playing Minecraft anyways.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
0.0
No.
Never.
Just no.
Matrixulated
Everything took a turn to the worse ;-;
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO THE RETIREMENT HOME...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
As in the card game
Matrixulated
Yeah, I think that got out of hand.
*shudders*
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
You intelmigend Simulnation,you...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
A little too much. It is a dark day in spiritus.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
where are my meds, lucy?
lucy where are my meds
LUCY WHERE ARE YOU
GET OFF MY LAWN
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You want your meds.
I cannot give you those.
What I do have is a particular set of skills.
Skills I have acquired over a long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you stop whining now, that will be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't,
I will look for you, I will find you and I will silence you.
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I have cake :D
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The cake is a lie!
Matrixulated
I hate you >_>
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi! I'm Whimsy.
I just joined Spiritus.
It's nice to be here!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Welcome to spiritus. I hope you enjoy your stay here.
Matrixulated
Welcome, [nation=short]Whimsy the cat[/nation]! It's a little crazy here; watch out for flying potatoes. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And Grumpy Grandpas
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
For some reason I experienced issues in connecting today,glad it's over.
Also,welcome man!To the region of spirituality,Saxalansian contemplating potato and many more.And a gramps.Just so we can have everything.And maybe some stories from the older times.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Spirituality?
Really?
Where?
Matrixulated
While effusively praising Alekseandreas leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more modernistic view in the future.
For some reason they wouldn't tell me where the delegation was from...
*grumble, grumble* maggots *grumble, grumble* modernistic schmodernistic *grumble, grumble* bathe them in nuclear fire *grumble, grumble *
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Problems, same here! Did anyone else have this,out of curiosity?
Matrixulated
Don't ask me!I did not name this region Spiritus!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
A lot of people.There we're soo many threads and talks on Google about it.Saying it was out in London,California,New York,Pennsylvania,etc...
Matrixulated
Yeah well I'm NZ and I'm nowhere near any of those places
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think atleast one computer in every country was having issues.
Matrixulated
I dont know google worked fine but NationStates wouldn't work. So I probably had a different problem
Matrixulated
Maybe a DDoS attack?From what I've heard it happened in the past.
But no,only connectivity problems,I think.
Matrixulated
ARE YOU IMITATIN' WHO I THINKS YOU'RE IMITATIN'?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Here 'modernistic' refers to the form of anarchy known as 'democracy'.
Any resemblance to other persons is purely coincidental.
I have better things to do than immitating obsolete persons.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That is because Nationstates was down. It was due to a disc failure. Let me find the thread. There we are https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=387846
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Well that clears the things a little bit,thanks.
I am glad it was not hacked or something.
Matrixulated
DEMOCRACY FOR LIFE!
FREEDOM!
'MURICA!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Hi Whimsy!!! You should join our forums at Spiritus.wtf by registering and then apply for citizenship! :D You can also chat on irc channel at #spiritus or join the chat on our forums! Hope this helps, if you have any questions, feel free to ask! If you want me to shut up, hire assassins :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I, Hutton Il, must again decree my protest of the lack of regional and exclusive recognition towards the Holy Church of Hutton, and Lord Hutton himself. Why he has not smited (smit? Smiteed? Smut?) thee in holy fire I will never understand.
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"want me to shut up,hire assassins" WHY AM I LAUGHING?!
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Well, that takes care of New Zealand's one computer.
My Mum grew-up in New Zealand. Auckland, North Shore, Narrow Neck Beach.
The land of the long white cloud. Dreamy.
And sheep-shaggers. Oh well.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
An anonymous New-Zealander:
"I'm no sheep- shagger! The term implies it happened more than once!"
Matrixulated
Sheep-Shaggers are from Wales.DUH.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
There is more to NZ than sheep and there are 4 and a half million of us thanks you very much, we are a developed country. And as you can see a very nationalistic bunch,and don't get me started on rugby.
See what I mean,but don't mock Wales they like rugby too.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
I love Wales!As much as I love Ireland and Scotland.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
NZ is also a cool country,best place for vacation in emergency situations.Too sad it's far away from me.I also looked at some landscapes,they looked beautiful.
Matrixulated, Cosmolate
Something about the structure of this sentence makes it hard to read.
Here's an improvement:
"Your jokes are stupid.
There is more to NZ than sheep.
New Zealand is a developed country, inhabited by 4.5 million people.
As you can probably guess, the New- Zealanders are very nationalistic.
I also am quite fond of rugby.
I agree, but one shouldn't mock inhabitants of Wales.
They also like rugby"
See?
Your message becomes more readable.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Thank You,but vice versa I don't know the hustle and bustle of a real city,and NZ can only offer so much.
Matrixulated
Note: 'these sentences' instead of 'this sentence'
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
I don't know if this applies to New Zeealand too,but big cities are not that good to live in.
My capital city and tourist attracting cities are full of garbage.The beach is full of diseases from,I don't know.
And the people are soo ignorant,risking their lives to swim in the water,even if there are life-threathening waves.Over 80 people died this summer because of this.
*Sigh*
Atleast there are some landscapes and people are very nice,beautiful 'n' happy.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Donna toki datte, zuto futatarite
Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight, and hard to let it go.
Melchett's a sheep shagger, and he's English.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
You only gave me one example,though.
Matrixulated
BAAHHH!!
Welcome your newly appointed puppet of [nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]...
- [nation=short]Laughing Buddha[/nation]
☙☸😆😄Bwah-hahahaha!!😂😃☮☯
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
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