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Region: Spiritus
ANOTHER MATERIAL!
*jumps through window*
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Fine. I'll give you the truckload of windows and you'll be free to inforce them with whatever you wish.
* tries to toss windows, cuts self on side of window*
Ouch...
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
*grabs Cyrtes mortal shell and starts lamenting about his cruel fate*
No, it can't be!
It's not his time!
I didn't tell him to leave window(s)-obsessed idiots alone!
I didn't tell him!
It's not fair!
Is there no justice in this cruel world?
Why does this have to happen?
Why? Random fluctuations in the space time continuum why?
How can you be so cruel?
He deserves way worse!
He dared to admit he didn't get my post!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
k.
Oh, life's tough, cruel and unjust. If it wasn't for a window of oppertunity here and there we'd all be going the way of the rotten potatoes. (;
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I laughed.All I have to say...?
Nice words of fortune,Cyrtes-yang.
Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I forgot how to...
You cut yourself?!Y-YOU?!
I shouldn't have asked for windows!Dadda Saxalspud is going to kill me,Oh Me Jeebus,Oh Me Mary,WHAT DO I DO?!
Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
If you eat a poisonous potato, at least you'll be with potato Jesus.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
TOO MANY POTATOES! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
*Jumps through the window reinforced window,but fails*
ARGH!WHY IS THIS MATERIAL SO HARD?!
Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
'Cause otherwise people would be jumping through them left, right and center
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I forgot that only the center of the window is reinforced!HA!
*he jumps on the side,he goes through,but fails*
Uhh,Cyrtes...I think I am stuck...
Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
I love this region's love for potatoes
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
* Tries to pull Audriany out of window*
Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
It's pretty great.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
To love potatoes, or not to love potatoes, that is the question.
Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I am literally stuck,we need to ram the window with a T-34.
Not to love :D
Alekseandrea
There actually are poisonous potatoes.
They're the non-domesticated versions.
I doubt you'll go to potato-heaven for your achievements in ignorance.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Heresy!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
No it isn't.
Ask Salaxalans. You. Love. Potatoes.
If you don't believe you do. You. Simply. Haven't. Seen. The. Thruth.
Everyone. Loves. Potatoes.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Religion, ignorance, what's the difference?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
What a response...
Alekseandrea
I see the potato war is going well! Keep up the good work!
About the endorsement cap, [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation], it's always half the number of endorsements I have, and I have less endorsements now than I did before. :(
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Yes, that's true.
I have seen the truth...
*stares into space with dreamy expression on face*
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Oh... So that's it.
Sorry about the loss of endorsements, though.
Alekseandrea, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
You might unleash a massive it is/ it isn't ignorance discussion.
Carry on.
I'm for team it is.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Potato is and ignorance are one in the same. As is every other religion.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha
I think that ignorance is, perhaps, a little on the extreme side...
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
Well if you want,I can opress these potato people with sanctions and imaginary nukes to endorse you...
You betcha.
Same.
You did read that book Aleksandrea gave me earlier?Good,I hope you know how fun it was for me being George Washington :D
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
I love the fact that recently all I have on my nation page is:
Audriany lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
It's never to extreme when it is for potatoes.
Alekseandrea, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Potatoes and ignorance go hand in hand.
Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
*pelts you with raw potatoes*
Fecking commies.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg, Aotan
Here - have some POTATA!
*Hands Owlfarm a POTATA machine gun
POTATA!
POTATA!
POTATA!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
What make is it, an MG-fourtypotata?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People, Munichsburg
Thanks for helping in the fight against evil friend!
Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Are we even trying here?
Matrixulated
To beat the damned commies? Of course we are!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People, Munichsburg
Hell yeah, REMOVE COMMIE!
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People
totalitarianism is a really fun word to both say and spell.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Know what's even more fun to say/spell? POTATO.
The Salaxalans, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
*starts writing poem about a potato*
Potato haiku
Hibernating here,
In the ground beneath our feet
We love potatoes.
*inspects poem skeptically*
Yes, I think that's about it.
The Salaxalans, Elfshire, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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🤔Hmmm... - Those buggers won't break! - What will he do?!😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, Munichsburg
This may be the greatest poem of all time, you sir, are truly an amazing poet.
Matrixulated, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
NOOO-I MEEAN YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!YEEEEAH!Yeeah!Yeaah...yeah...yeah...!
Cyrtes
Hello everybody. How is everything going in this fine Region?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We're having a war about... I think potatoes, I'm not sure.
In other words, all's great.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hmmm...
*looks around for heavy artillery to break windows*
Laughing Buddha, Munichsburg
Well I purchased a Tank from The Hub That Is Everwhere today you could use' but I'm leaving it in my high security vault 'till the Poll concludes next week. If you answer in the poll I've got for my Region then you can decide whether to borrow it or not.
Alekseandrea, Cyrtes
Audriany fails to respect the significance of POTATA.
*Throws some more POTATA
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes
*scratches head*
Can somebody tell me what a POTATA is? I've asked about three times, and I still don't know.
Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.
It's just my name for a potato :)
POTATA
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh... :)
Or it is a female potato.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Potatoes are tubers.
Those have no gender.
Your knowledge of biology is bad and you should feel bad.
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Laughing Buddha
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
Bullsh!t!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
How did this potato thing even begin any ways? It's essentially the only thing the region has been talking since I got here.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
OK.
So I move to switch focus of our conversation from "potato things" to discovering & exploring the noble nation Masylvana....
....and their essentially undervalued appreciation of potato-lore in Spiritus.
All those in favour?
Matrixulated, Darkweb, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California, Laughing Buddha, Radical Rights Of The People
Hey Spiritus!
Matrixulated, Elfshire
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GRAB A POTATO.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated
THROW IT AT COMMIES.
You are still upset about the Secretary General election?
Matrixulated
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW OR WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA, THROW THE DAMN POTATO.
Matrixulated
Yeah your nation was founded much later than the NS whole elections, let me give you a link.
Sorry can't find one.
Matrixulated
I know a potato doesn't have a gender I'm just playing around with language.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Vivis begin hurling explosive potatoes at enemies, with the help of catapults. Whoever is not knock down by the exploding spuds themselves, have heir skin seared by hot butter. They kneel on the battlefield in margarine agony, trying to fight through the pain to advance through the war feild with little success.
Laughing Buddha
The Potato is actually the plant that Tubers come from. Tubers are tubers, not to be confused with Tubas, though I am trying to genetically modify a Potato plant to grow Tubas.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Don't question the potato, just accept how beautiful it is
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
A potato after my own...eye of the potato, I guess.
Matrixulated, The Great Potato Empire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
*hugs a bag of potatoes closely to chest*
I'm not going to give ANY of my potatoes to ANYONE!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Great Potato Empire, Russinadia, Potatogion
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
Try and take them if you dare, but be warned we have mastered potato warfare
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha, Potatogion
YOU MAY TAKE MY FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY POTATOES!!!!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
Hi I'm Stalin and I'm here to take away the potatoes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Russinadia
Sorry we already have a Stalin, and I love potatoes.
Matrixulated, Russinadia
Noooo, I'm your brother Dmitri Stalin and potatoes trigger me.
Matrixulated, Russinadia
Ahh, brother! It has been long since we last spoke. If potatoes trigger you then it would not be in your best interests to stay here, we are in a...sort of...potato war. Lots and lots of potatoes.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Laughing Buddha
They all need to be liquefied
and then drink them
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Just like мама used to make.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
The holy drink! Dios mios, you have amazing taste.
Laughing Buddha
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Give us all your starchy globules or face a famine that will make Ireland look like a Utopia.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
And he's started here too.
I'm so sorry, everyone.
He's been obsessed with us for most of the year, actually.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY POTATOES!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
That was.. Interesting. Not sure what to think TBH. Should we throw potatoes at him?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
YES
Matrixulated
My potatoes are already beautiful without your help!
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
Those are still potatoes though, so I'll still be happy.
Matrixulated, Cyrtes, Laughing Buddha
French fries, potato crisps, mashed potatoes, bring it on!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
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