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Region: Spiritus
Well, they are complementary for a limited time.
Here, have one.
*hands you a baby penguin*
The Salaxalans
[nation=short]The_Parron_Republic[/nation], really?? Stop spamming [nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]'s region! You're being a jerk, and you could get your nation deleted.
Matrixulated, Itrosomia
Also, hi [nation=short]Phytophthora Infestans[/nation]. :P
Phytophthora Infestans
*gently takes penguin* these arent presents. theyre baby animals *shows badge of environmentalist animal officer* ill be confiscating these baby penguins
The Parron Republic
thank you [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]
*Smiles knowingly at [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
*looks at infestans concernedly*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Let's take a moment to congratulate Pixelpark for succeeding myself as regional trade leader. :3 Mazel tov!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia
But, these are orphan penguins. I'm trying to give them good homes.
Speaking of...
Here are your adoption papers, infestans.
*hands him a stack of papers as tall as the earthen moon*
We like to make sure that you would never hurt the penguin.
Matrixulated
i know a good mother to raise them itro, shes big and part penguin, she also currently lost her egg, *carries confiscated baby penguins to big icy area with a huge penguin that looks sad and has two small wings on her back but arent her flippers* this is pengu the penguin dragon, (if you play dragon city youll know this kind of dragon) *i place the baby penguins at her feet and she looks at them happily like a mother and ushers them between her feet where penguins have there chicks stay to keep warm and its big enough for all of them* there *she settles happily with the baby penguins* see? *the baby penguins quickly fall asleep in the perfect warmth* shes happy and the baby penguins are happy
Itrosomia
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragoncity/images/9/9e/Penguin_Dragon_3.png/revision/20140530210823)
Yay!
everyones happy, now lets get out of here so she doesnt see us as a threat to her babies. *briskly walks out of the room area*
"A crutch!, A crutch I say! Why ask you for a sword?!"
The Salaxalans
who are you?
Some weird guy who comes into the RMB occasionally and quotes random things that nobody knows about.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
It's like parrona, but less insulting.
The Parron Republic
weird
I'm incredibly disturbed by the lack of professionalism here. <-< Disturbed, but not surprised.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Why would we want to be professional?
Phytophthora Infestans
*starts eating chicken and waffles*
Anybody want some?
*conjures a buffet of chicken and waffle related things*
Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*starts eating the live chickens*
KREEEEEE!!!
For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.
The moment she will say "lets eat baby pinguins", I can't really say what will happen.
I hope it's the one where there isn't supposed to be a comma.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
You want some chicken and/or waffles ?
Yes.
Matrixulated
Help yourself to the buffet!
Amalgam Of Atoms
Touché.
Well-played, sir.
M.
Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
*kicks down the door and strolls in*
How's it going, What'd I miss, and why are there so many embassies closing?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*arms flailing*
AHHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Yah, they were up all night clubbing!
!
M.
Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Stop yelling we are taking a nap.
Matrixulated, Prunasia
We shut down the government becuse it was too boring.
Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
That's actually, uh, not too far off. :P The dispatch pinned to the WFE explains the situation!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
As for what's going on...
I am running my chicken and waffle buffet if you want some.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
That makes sense.
I'm going with [nation=short]seamerica[/nation]'s expalnation, reading is boring.
But of course.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
The chicken is cold,
like my dead heart.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I didn't really know you guys, but goodbye anyway! Good luck with your new government.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Thank you!! Sorry about closing the embassy, nobody in your region's government responded to the TGs we sent. :/
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"They saw that we weren't getting the same diseases as them, but failed to notice that it was because we don't allow animals to defecate in our drinking water as they do"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans
METAL GEAR?
Matrixulated
Hello
Hey there, stranger.
What brings you to this terrible part of nationstates.
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Neo Cynopolis.
Post self-deleted by Neo Cynopolis.
What happened to Spiritus in the last three years?
Matrixulated
There is some discussion about that.
Some say it others when Rogue lumberjacks dissapeared.
Some say it started with "Salaxalans 2016".
Some say it started with spam.
Others say it happened when the title "Warlord of the hobo squids" was unjustly retired.
They all have the same conclusion, however:
In my days stuff was better. We went to Spiritus when it snowed. And we had to go uphill. And then we went back home. Through the snow. Also uphill. And it was better than today!
(grumbling optional)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Why did Culveria come back, oh yes, we taunted it.
Where's my joy?
Matrixulated
I left Spiritus at some point last year.
Matrixulated
I wasn't here then but spiritus seems fine right now.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
We hath brought this personal hell upon ourselves! Repent sinners, for the spam apocalypse is near!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Hey, I don't mind culveria!
In your own. Twisted. Way.
Yes you do.
I agree!
Our actions led to this, repent!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
😐
NO
itro is my ally fool. he puns with me
Itrosomia
Reeeee
The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phytophthora Infestans, Itrosomia, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
Edited twice.
At the very least, I will only spam in retaliation (did you get it now? Culveria?), you however...
P. S. : Stop the habit of keeping one answer to one post, please.
Edit: We know that, alright?
Uh...
ill work on it alright?
The f*ck did I miss?
Matrixulated
the fudge are you?
Itrosomia
alright i think i scared the new guy off, who wants some puns?
The f*ck are you?
Matrixulated
8 hours ago: Oswell ceased to exist.
8 hours ago: Canyon-country ceased to exist.
8 hours ago: Cusena ceased to exist.
8 hours ago: Siok ceased to exist.
8 hours ago: Republican states of ethanopia ceased to exist.
*several thousand sleeping deviljhos with full bellies*
The frog are you?
Matrixulated
I am me, and no one else is me, because i am me. therefore i know who i am, yet i dont, but do you know who you are?
*munch munch munch*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Who in the unholiest f*ckfests are you?
Matrixulated
dont touch my deviljhos, i gave you the peoples brains, dont touch the deviljhos, theyre nice
Who the flying spudghetti monster are you?
Matrixulated
I am who I am, tread not on me! I'm just a semi salty Neopagan returning to a region after leaving a dying one.
Matrixulated
hey, Im the one thats the unholiest here, not itro
Neo Cynopolis
Who in the name of Horus are you?
Matrixulated, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
*looks up from his macaroni and cheese and humans confused*
The Salaxalans, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
well that sounds most unfortunate
never mind
Actually my secularism is higher in my country but never mind.
The Parron Republic
According to judeo-christian belief, I'd fall into that category. I'm an apostate to Christendom for personal reasons...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
And I'm a Taoist!
Oh yeah, not many Asians here.
*sigh*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
im a Draconist
wait, is it normal for a god to be classified as a believer of its own religion?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, The Flying Spudghetti Monster
It was my idea.
You thanked me for it.
*blinks*
You know, that flag looks familiar.
When I see it, my eye twitches, I grate my teeth, and I have a sudden urge to strangle someone.
Nice, I follow both of the Celtic and Egyptian Pantheons. I'm torn between the two due to connections of ancestry and that an Egyptian funerary deity gave me more peace at funerals than the Christian trinity.
Red alert 3, anyone?
Neo Cynopolis
yes i know, look at [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] youll see i have it as my national religion
it looks like parrons
Itrosomia
Walrism is not technically a religion since it is common knowledge that the chaos walrus (aka me) will eventually decimate everything in existence and stay that way forever.
He mentioned Prunasia, so, this came up.
Good luck then!
AAAAAAAAAAAA
My stupid brother went on my nationstates and made my country eat walruses!
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!
The Salaxalans
oh dear goodness why?
I have a feeling i'm going to be going back and forth between the realms of Lord Cernunnos and the Egyptian Duat.
I follow Swamkism, the SwAnKiEsT of religions.
Itrosomia
You Heretic!
Of course it does, not sure who did it though.
Hurrah!
Heresy!
ALL OF THE POOR WALRUSES!!!
THEY ARE BEING EATEN!!!
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I GET THE SAME ISSUE TWICE?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAA
I DONT KNOW WHY I AM STILL YELLING!!!
I THINK I HAVE MADE MY POINT CLEAR.
I AM GOING TO STOP YELLING NOW!!!
The Salaxalans
That cannibal!
Watch out for sobek. He's annoying. Also, make sure to put on sunscreen at the lake of fire.
Excuse me I will be gone 5 minutes to kill my brother.
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