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Region: Spiritus
I have seen enough romcoms to know how this will end...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Starkwood, Eudaiimonia
Makes you proud, hmm?
Matrixulated, Starkwood, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms
I'm in the top 2% of the region for Pizza delivery! - Any orders?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Starkwood, Vlahoulinistan
Thank you, that's the nicest thing anybody has said about us all day!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon, Hurpadurp
One Hawaiian, no cheese, please. Our president is lactose-intolerant.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Double all meat special, please...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Yes, first in the region in crime! Oh wait....
Matrixulated, Aquilla Epsilon, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon
well........that....thats some sort of an achevment.....kinda...lol
Matrixulated, Pixelpark
I'm curious, can my people have illigale fun and smoke and drink at the age of 13? as a reward for making it to teenship. also many have started to make racis jokes, is that OK?
Matrixulated
ME ME ME ME!
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Thats ok, mines in TOp 1% we take crime sc=riosly as somehting to do .
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Well, us scientists must perscribe to philosophic doubt and all, but Im firmly in the camp that believes:
E=MC^Hammer, not E=4+everybody. I urge you to continue your work and report your findings to the scientific community.
AND iM already a miraculous dancer, dont need any fancy medicine to help me there, you mustve missed my moves from before.. Ever hear of the giraffenado? I invented that style.
*looking smug and pleased with myself*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon
O_O
First you want to chew on my gluteus maximus, and now this? Stroking??
HELP !! I need an adult!
I'm being groomed . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
Illegal fun? Yes.
Smoke? Yes.
Drink? Yes.
Aged 13? Have you lost your everlasting mind?
Rewards for making it to your teens? What is this, Ancient Sparta? No, no, no, and NO !!
Racist jokes? Never, never, never OK under any circumstances. Ever.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Hello from the The USIA :)
Matrixulated
You're not wrong.
It's awesome though.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
I'd like a Big Mac with fries.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
I fought the law, the law won.
No, wait, I did.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Not sure I qualify a an adult, but I'll try. First and foremost, quit teasing the zombie horde, no good can come of it. Second, quit provoking them by waving your behind in their faces. Lastly, grow a pair, will you...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
sorry bro im broke (friend says he will pay).....oh....wellllll....in that case ill take i number 2,7,5,3,another7,and 2, and finnaly a 9
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
lol.....i just implanted gps in all of my people
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
I just made this and have no idea what anything is
Matrixulated
Please elaborate.
Is it "I just made this account and I'm also new to nationstates."
Or
"I made an army of killer robots but I forgot to label the buttons in my control room."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Amalgam Of Atoms, Foopland
I made an army of killer robots but I forgot to label the buttons in my control room, sorry for not being very clear
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Rest in spaghetti, never forghetti!
Matrixulated
Disappointing.
If you ever stumble upon the other problem, just click on help and start reading.
It might help.
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
Hey, you set the rules for your nation, so have fun. As the 2nd ranking nation in the region for drug use and a high nudity index with children gambling their lunch money, I can't see anything wrong with your list...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
What could possibly go wrong?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Neo-Sciencifica, Eudaiimonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFPa-M6Ssk
Matrixulated
Meanwhile Abkhenazia bar-coded all of it's citizens and currently tracks them so that they "don't get lost in the woods." The phone taps are fun too.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
So far, so good. Follow me, you lemmings
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
Incidentally, the Armed Republic of Abkhenazia is located on the North Pole.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Now you've got it! Everyone sing!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
An enterprising Alekseandrean citizen has begun manufacturing matryoshka dolls of legendary pop star Jack Michaelson without his permission. In response, his management company has been spectacularly persistent in demanding royalties from the dolls' sales. Contract lawyers, dressed as zombies and petitioning with uncanny rhythm, are camped around the clock outside of the capitol. Tired of the incessant pop music, you have sat down to negotiate a solution.
...
...
...
Jedi Zombie Jesus,
I know you caused this.
Make them dissappear.
Before I make them dissappear.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
You better watch out, you better not cry!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
I don't give a d*mn who's coming to town!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
That man/woman is the definition of the Abkhenazia spirit.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
What is this?!?!?!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
A demented nightmare would be my best guess
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Tradition dictates that, at some point today, I will decide to go and have a 3 day dirt nap...
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Paradise Moon
You forgot the 'hanging on a cross' part before it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
"Eloi, eloi, lama sabbactahi..." is the quote I think you're looking for, if you'll pardon my Aramaic...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I did that already over 2000 years ago - Once was enough!
Yes, and shortly followed by; “abba b-iḏaiḵ saÂ’em ‘na ruḥ"...
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
Always disliked that quote, Pilate knew exactly he was doing...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Have only seen the first LOTR movie and I fell asleep during it. Gotta get around to watching that one again.
Matrixulated
Yah, for sure. I love all of that Pilates stuff. It really helps with flexibility and muscle tone.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
What do you guys think of the new 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' movie? Did you like it? Did you hate? Maybe you're in the middle? Share with us your review/opinion!
Matrixulated
Reviews are really iffy, but it looks pretty decent to me. I'm going to see it on Monday.
Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium
Actually, Pontus was the inverse of that, crucifixion not good for flexibility, muscle tone, or dexterity for that matter...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Wuss.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
It's a good movie.
But you'll have to think while watching it.
For some people this is a painful process.
Matrixulated, Spherus Magna Imperium, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Amalgam Of Atoms
It's quiet here, too quiet...
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
[whisper]Hush up. We just got the the zombies down~you don't want to wake them[/whisper]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Sorry, I used up all the power to make pizza bagels.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Embrace the silence of the void
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
No.
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Aoouuurrrrggggghhhhhh!
**Stretchs**
**All joints make uncomfortable clicking noise**
**Smacks lips**
Hmmm... I'm hungry!
**Pushes back rock I was hiding under**
**Grabs passing large bunny rabbit (spilling highly decorative "eggs" everywhere)**
**Rips head off, begins chewing brain, and places body on the BBQ**
**Meat begins sizzling and letting off an aromatic smell that wafts around the RMB**
Mmmmm yummy! - Roast rabbit!
**Someone quietly informs me my dinner is the famous "Easter Bunny"**
What?! Who the f*ck is the "Easter Bunny" when he's around?! And who the f*ck cares?! - I'm what's important around here!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
*embraces silent of the void*
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
http://news.discovery.com/human/life/worlds-quietest-room-will-drive-you-crazy-in-30-minutes.htm
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Trying to prevent craziness here in Spiritus?! - Haha-hahahahahaha!😅😂 #TooLate
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
I've always wondered about the science behind science driving people crazy...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Hello everyone!
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
It's more an art than a science, really.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Hello!
Matrixulated
All hail the glow cloud!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
Alekseandrea denies the existence of said cloud.
Alekseandrea also denies to have created the hypothetical cloud.
We haven't tested nuclear or other weaponry on other nations.
Any accusation of said matters are vile slander and will be answered with appropriate force.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Well, I saw the movie and personally didn't like it. It wasn't helped by the guy two seats to the right of me snoring either.
Matrixulated
Fear not, Lord Hutton is still with us
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Yeah, that guy was Jay-Zee-Jay.
Think yourself lucky, Pix, the guy sitting two seats to the right of him was wearing a bunny suit.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
A very happy Easter Monday welcome to our new friends!
By the way . . . what are we member nations of Spiritus called?
Spiritians?
Spiritussians?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hey . . . has anyone heard from Rogue Lumberjacks since the Spiritus Easter Sunday Egg-Hunt??
Umm . . . we may need a headcount.
Guys?
Guys ???
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
-radio silence-
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Swag Bosses.
(Or Spirits, but Swag Bosses sounds cooler).
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Hurpadurp
The official Demonym of Spiritus is Spiritan. You and I are both Spiritans. We have a law about it and everything: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/topic/11147361/1/#new
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Yeah, sorry, our research team tried out a new device to amplify radio signal and ended up suppressing it instead on a massive scale -nearly half of the continent- for 15 minutes.
On the bright side, radio waves now have a sweet apple pie scent at dawn in the affected area, probably for the next few months.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
I can't hear this "radio silence".
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
You must be tuned into the wrong station. Try turning the dial a little . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Paradise Moon, Eudaiimonia
happy late easter everyone hope everyone had a good weekend
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms
Is there any way to raise stats other than with issues because my next issue isn't for like another day
Matrixulated
Do any of you guys watch normal boots
Matrixulated
Me
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Foopland.
WOO! I'm the 47th person in this region with the most fat people!
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
other than you
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Rogue Lumberjacks skipped the Easter Egg hunt altogether, not being Christian. Still kicking...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
Authoritarianism 52nd in the region.......lol.....{looks at randon person} DID I SAY YOU COULD SNEEZE?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Unfortunately, I, Hutton Il, am still building our authoritarianism to a level more comparable to the glory of Hutton. But I will be done!
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You mean the youtube channel?
Matrixulated
I'm back, baby!
Matrixulated
Hi, Back Baby!
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Is anyone here level 25-26 for challenges?
Matrixulated
I'm 9th in the region for obesity!
*Sees a green food*
*Orders a large air strike to take it out*
*While staring at the 30 foot crater, is informed by assistant that it was lime Jello*
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It begins
5 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Dictatorship Of arrived from DEN.
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
Nope, I'm level 34. You can still challenge me if you want...
Matrixulated
Eh, they're a n00b. I'll keep an eye on 'em though.
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
I did and won!
(By negative seven points.)
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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