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Region: Spiritus
Ah dinner is served for my people! -
Spiritus Regional Happenings
6 hours ago: Hangenshpeel ceased to exist.
6 hours ago: Ceasless ceased to exist.
6 hours ago: Locustland ceased to exist.
Matrixulated, Bonaether, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
NO WAIT WHAT.
SOMEONE KILLED 3 PEOPLE BY SHOOTING THEM TO DEATH, so I banned citizens from carrying guns. What happens?
KIDS ARE ARRESTED AT GUN POINT FOR PLAYING WITH TOY RIFLES, BUT I THOUGHT THEY ENJOYED TOY METH LABS?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Wouldn't it be the second millennium? Or was the past thousand pages the zeroth millennium?
Therefore, no kids are arrested at gun point. They are all too busy with the toy meth labs.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Are there any door prizes?
I'm new here and arrived on the 1000th page too. Wow!
So, Helllooooooo Spiritus!
Matrixulated
You mean to tell me the easy meth oven was a bad idea for a toy?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
I was trying to indicate that the First Millennium of the RMB was at an end by using emoji reminiscent of events associated with Apocalyptic/"End Times" prophesy, I suppose I should have been more clear in expressing that - We would indeed, now be in the Second Millennium of the RMB...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Werpdrarg Beta
Ah, ok. Sorry 'bout that, then. :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well when you say it that way...
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
Post self-deleted by The Supreme Echelon.
We put drugs in our water because they're "sacred".
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why is all the poll gone?
Matrixulated, Blitze, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It was eaten by '*gibberisch*', devourer of wor(l)ds.
Fear him.
Or Salaxalans removed the polls.
Hard to tell the thruth.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
After my recent issue, my nation is known as "The Cheapskates of Spiritus".
What a title.
Matrixulated, Bonaether, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE HANUMAN ISLANDS
Reyes bored of tyranny? President lifts martial law, restores democracy
After less than a week, President Nelson Reyes brings back democratic rule by ending three days of martial law, Monday.
In a press conference, Reyes addressed the reasons for the sudden change in policy.
"After dispersing protesters, the streets of Hanuma City and New Capital began to turn quiet. I was quite alarmed."
More than 500 anti-government activists were shot dead last Saturday in Ross Plaza, while 611 others were apprehended and jailed.
The National Assembly is expected to reopen on Wednesday after a government-mandated vacation in Hawaii, U.S.A.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hey everyone it's the thousand-first-page now! WOAH!!!! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Murican Land
The polls are only set to run for about a week. A new one will be up before too long. If you have any ideas, come into our chat room and shout: "SALAXALANS: THIS IS MY IDEA:"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
LOL!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Bonaether, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hi guys
Matrixulated, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello, brother in potatoes!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome to Spiritus!
Yes! Your door prize is a potato!
Hello and bon appetite to your people.
Hello there! A warm welcome to Spiritus, come on in, the water is wonderful!
M.
M.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello I am new!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Our military is considered the best dressed in Spiritus (for discharging those who wanted to change the uniform)
Matrixulated
Hey! Me too. Everything seems ok so far. Kinda weird, but in a fun way.
Matrixulated, Avalon990
BREAKING NEWS FROM EFTERINEICA: "People are Becoming Fat", says Health Director.
*Bulletin*: On Sunday, the Efterineica Board of Health and Human Services noticed a sharp spike in the obesity rate of Efterineicans. This has been linked to the increase of automobile usage across the nation, yet there appears to be a strange positive. Mary LeFrightful of Gretinal City claimed that her "happiness was on the rise", and that the more she ate, the more wise she became as well. The EBS (Efterineica Broadcasting Service) has probed answers from our President, but he has decided to keep his opinion and comments to himself. The military has threatened to bomb the grease factories, claiming that they're part of the problem, and will also stop the sale of overly obese cows into or out of the nation.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post by The Intergalactic Federation Of Shy Neko suppressed by a moderator.
OMG i am supporting that immediately
Matrixulated
That's us in a nutshell. Maybe we should make that our motto, hmmm
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I am kinda confused on what position i take part here in Spiritus?
Matrixulated
A good place to start would be to become a citizen
Matrixulated
And how do I do that?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You have to register on our forums here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/ And then go to the Welcoming Clearing to apply for Citizenship. I'd also recommend popping into our Chatroom channel to say hi and hang out. Let us know if you have any questions!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello :D If you are new to the game, you should check out or Factbook entry so you can join the forums and apply for citizenship and have even more fun in this glorious reigon
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
yessydO ecapS (desreveR) A :1002
Page 1002 of the RMB? ⤴
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
1002: A (Reversed) Space Odyssey
Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Blood Ravens.
1002: A Hutton Odyssey
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Wait wait wait.. I say that kids can play on football fields and care less about the rules and care more about fun, and what results do I get?
KIDS LAUGHING OFF VANDALISM AND ARSON AS FUN?!
I sure do not know how to run a nation.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Phreedumb's national animal is the Phreeagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Silly Phreeagles, frolicking around.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The plot:
Some scientist dared to invent technology too advanced for those so-called 'writers'.
Some idiot reverses the polarity on his quantum-singularity engine, because it emits electromagnetic radiation.
(which is very, very bad: He plays god! Natural radiation is so much better! Only nature should emit that kind of radiation! etc. ad nauseam)
Instead of simply frying the engine explodes, completely anhilating the nearby pet shop and kitten shelter.(because science is evil! EEEEVVVIIIILLLL!!!)
The explosion warps the scientist to greater_madaloria. (because, uhm... quantum.)
Greater_madaloria turns out to be an ironic hell for the scientist. (He dared to do science!)
And the idiot survives the explosion. (He hid behind some painted cardboard. Yes, painted.)
Everybody thinks the idiot is a hero. (He defeated science!)
The end.(And remember kids, science is bad.)
Matrixulated, The Shire And Bree-Land, Phreedumb
And this makes you different than any other political leader (Real Life or NationStates) how? None of us and none of the politicians do, that's for sure...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Come Here Daddy, Phreedumb
Depression intensifies
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb
Let's start a discussion, so go trump!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb, The Sovereign Nation Of Capaz
I wish he would.
End of discussion.
M.
Trump is a bastard
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Phreedumb
Trump knows what's going on. Hillary deserves to be in prison
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Come Here Daddy, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Sovereign Nation Of Capaz
At least Trump believes in traditional marriage. So much, in fact, that he had 3.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Come Here Daddy, The Sovereign Nation Of Capaz
Yah, really.
King Henry VIII was married six times.
He had a great way of dealing with women who didn't satisfy his needs.
M.
Come Here Daddy, Phreedumb
Latest news from Nua Hosnia:
After the Economic AI crashed the system, capitalism was reinstated and the economy has boomed.
Matrixulated
Adultery, incest and treason those were the charges levelled at Anne Boleyn, the second of Henry VIIIs six wives, upon her arrest on May 2, that was yesterday, 480 years ago.
Although Henry had long courted Anne while he was married to Catherine of Aragon, and she had borne him a daughter, the future Queen Elizabeth I, Anne had miscarried three times and failed - in the eyes of the King - to produce a son. In addition, Henry was already courting Jane Seymour, who would become his third wife.
Damn, Trump has nothing on this guy.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Sent to the Tower of London, Anne was subsequently tried before a jury including Henry Percy, to whom she had been betrothed, and Thomas Howard, her uncle and the Duke of Norfolk.
She was found guilty on 15 May and four days later became the first Queen of England to be executed publicly.
Matrixulated, The Insignificant Steppe I, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yeah Henry VIII wasn't the best of rulers
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Blitze, Phreedumb
Whatchu chattin bout my man henry, fam?
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
hai :3
Matrixulated
2nd in [region=Spiritus] in book publishing, noice.
Matrixulated, Kawaii Yuno
Welcome.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Kawaii Yuno
Hi :D I see your are new here :) You should join the regional forums and apply for citizenship so you can enjoy even more fun in this game! Also you should join our irc channel! Don't worry, if you have any questions, you can telegram me on here or ask on the forums or irc :)
Matrixulated, Kawaii Yuno
Iowa, Iron fist consumerist.
kcci.com/news/longtime-iowa-farm-cartoonist-fired-after-creating-this-cartoon/39337816
Matrixulated
NEWS FROM THE HANUMAN ISLANDS
May 5, 2016
Conservatives dominate National Assembly; Social Democrats lose ground
NEW CAPITAL -- The Hanuman Islands' leading conservative party, Hanuman Sovereignty Movement (SDP), secured 92 seats out of 300 in the lower house after the national legislative election, held last Monday.
Said party gained 12 seats, while its rival Social Democratic Party (SDP), overwhelmingly lost 22 seats.
According to political analyist Jason Deruloux, SDP's slump had been attributed to the lingering effect of the April 5 stock market crash.
Other SDP policies regarding taxation and welfare had also become unpopular with the middle class and elite.
Since the HSM failed to secure a majority, the party entered a coalition with centrist New Liberal Party (53 seats), and the far-right Nationalist Party (33 seats).
The Senatorial election will be held on May 10, Tuesday.
Matrixulated, Pantha
I can only say 1 word that that long and serious text.
Potato.
The Hanuman Islands, Matrixulated, Blitze, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Sovereign Nation Of Capaz
Can you trust a man as narcissistic and spiteful as him to run the country? Make military decisions, maybe regarding the use of nuclear weapons? I don't think so.
Matrixulated
I want a man who will shut down and condemn all of the political correctness trash in the states, while working to boost our economy and get the lazy pieces of garbage off of the government welfare. That's what the states needs more than anything now.
Matrixulated
I agree about the PC trash but the people on welfare mostly deserve it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Phreedumb
Not even a little bit. This happens mor than most people realize
1. If youre a man, dont get married
2. Have a couple kids
3. Use your moms address for your mail
4. Buy a house
5. Rent your house to your girlfriend and your two kids
6. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for the rent on the 3 bedroom home
7. Have your girlfriend sign up for Obamacare
8. Your girlfriend gets to go to college free as a single mother
9. She also gets $400 a month for food stamps
10. She gets a free cell phone
11. She also gets a cash grant to help pay for heating costs
12. Move into your house with her, but keep your moms address for your mail
13. Each of you can claim one child on your taxes so now you both get to claim head of household credit ($1295)
14. Have your girlfriend get a permanent disability for marked difficulties maintaining concentration or having a back pain.
If you want to add that up, thats $22,800 in disability payments, $10,800 in housing, $4,800 for food stamps/EBT, $3,300 in Obamacare subsidies, $900 in utility grants, $5,645 in Pell grant cash, $12,000 college tuition grant with another $8,000 single mother tax benefit, plus a $1,295 head of household credit.
All told, thats over $69,000 dollars in goodies, and all for the low low price of your dignity!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Good Ol Murica, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I don't mind giving a % of my pay to blind people, elderly, mentally handicapped, veterans, disabled people, and homeless people. It's a very small amount compared to other countries. I was on food stamps and unemployment when I lost my job for a few months, it helped me not lose my room, daughter, and be able to eat. I know there's people that abuse the system, or the people receiving the benefits. But, that program being there helped me not be homeless and leech off the government and people more than I would have if it wasn't there.
Welfare is good, to an extent, but the $5000 for me and my family is nothing compared to the tax breaks that a company owner got for buying his top employee a Mercedes as a company car. His 1.3 million dollars that was going to be taxed just turned into 1.22 million dollars taxable income. Although, some business owners only buy what they need, people abuse both sides of the system.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Pantha, Good Ol Murica
Whoa, whoa...guys...what if, like there is a parallel universe where...like...we are potatoes playing Nation States obsessing about humanoids. Poosh! Mind blown.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm pretty sure that's what's going on in The Studly Spuds mind.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It's either that or or we are humanoids pretending to be potatoes...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You need something called morals.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Prophecy Of The Seven
Who would you choose then?
Matrixulated
Putin.
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
JK!
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
Gary Johnson.
Matrixulated
Washington's just a total clown fiesta this year xd
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I live in America so Bernie sanders
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
WWJZJD? - Endorse Bernie or get the hell out of the US!
Matrixulated
Why? I'm a bit curious, as I know nothing about him, except that he is Libertarian :P
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
Just because I like his socio-economic policies and foreign policies. I like that he wants to bring welfare back to the state and away from the federal. He wants to get rid of a big percentage of the Feds standing on social security, Medicaid and Medicare. He wants to end the war in Afghanistan, doesn't want to help Israel because they could be more humane and they have opportunities to keep the conflict less bloody but don't. He wants to end the war on drugs. He wants to drastically cut taxes.
I don't know though, honestly I like him a lot, but I'm not voting for him, I'm voting for Bernie.
Matrixulated
Damn bipartisan country...lol
Yeah, that's where my vote is going June 7th(California Primary) and November 8th(General Popular Vote).
Matrixulated, Justin Vann
---- Trump for president, ----Trump.to stop the ILLUMINATI ESTABLISHMENT-----Wake up people--- Celebrate--- This reign ---of corrupt decision making that benefits the rich and powerfull is over----AMERICA IS COMING BACK---- Without the elites--- that lied and decieved, chrated, manipulated, the system.----Celebrate people----THE ILLUMINATI REIGN IS ON ITS WAY OUT, POWER TO THE PEOPLE, POWER TO THE POTUS. All blessings come from the one true lord and savior, who couldn't let this tyranny go on any longer. ---Thank you Father in Heaven, for your will over Satan, and his EVIL forces!!! --Let the Republic of the Sovereign Nation Capaz. Prosper
Matrixulated
Im TRUMPIFIED
Matrixulated
Is socialism allowed here
Matrixulated
Where? In this region? Sure
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Cool, I feel this is the right region for me
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Eh...even if I could vote, I probably wouldn't. I don't like any of them, but thank you for giving me a point of view on Johnson :)
Matrixulated, Phreedumb
Happy Star Wars Day, Spiritus! May the Fourth be with you!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Saturnian Republic, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Phreedumb, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
hello
Matrixulated
Hello!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Oblad
As the resident representative of the Illuminati Establishment, I hope that you understand The Donald is a wholly owned subsidiary of Chase-Manhattan Bank, a branch of the Gnomes of Zurich, another branch of the Illuminati Establishment. The game is set up so that you can't possibly win. Or don't you believe the Constitution, and the checks and balances built into it? Do you really want to live under an Adolph, Stalin, or a Pol Pot ? I certainly don't...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Lol adolf. Can you say MISINFORMATION. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? Do u have h.s. diploma or equivalent. Then you know that the system is horrible we need change. He is the best out there. He talks anti establishment while funding his own campaign. Sounds like an honest man to me. Believe what you want, claim you are illuminati. I dont care the point is... the kind of change he is promising, is the kind we need. Strong borders. We need our guns. We need countries to pay for the defense we provide. We need to produce more here, ergo, we need to bring manufacturing back to the u.s. Im not illuminati i speak for the one middle class that is now the slaves of this unfair taxing system set up by eletes. Donald said he is goi.g to give the power of the vote back to the people, he will hillary didn't say that. She wants to take our guns, she worked with walmart on board of directors fir like 14 years. Helping to devaluate our dollar and eliminating american jobs through killing competition of other American grocery and retail stores. She is definitely an elite. And DONALD is not i dont care what misinformation propaganda the establishment puts out, go to the library and do your research, dont trust the internet, its funn of paid yes paid "MISINFORMATION" ITS REAL. Unlike you being in the ILLUMINATI. Lol. But no hard feelings, to each his own, just know your facts before writing stuff like that. Real facts.😊
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post by The Sovereign Nation Of Capaz suppressed by The Salaxalans.
My nation's secret service is so secret nobody knows if I even have one.
Matrixulated
I'm already here for a few days, however just wanted to say hello!
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi! :D
Matrixulated
Hello.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Oblad
Hi. :)
Matrixulated, Pashlanahuy
Potato.
Matrixulated, Oblad
i love potatoes
Matrixulated, Oblad
Let us grasp phalanges and sing glory to the O Glorious Potato Lord for mercy from any imminent potato famine!!
"O Glorious Potato Lord, how we love thee! Save us from famine and other disease! Free us from hunger and starvation! THANK BE TO POTATO LORD!" *cue cymbal crash*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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