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Region: Spiritus
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Sure, let's go with that.
i wonder if theres a tamriel based region
1) Same sized penis?
2) Same sized E-Peen?
3) They flap around making a cacophony of obnoxious noise being generally useless, wretched examples of wasted DNA and a tragic dead-end on their evolutionary tree . . .
just like Culv- *ahem!* sorry - ahh, just like dragons, right?
That's three quick, glaringly obvious duck/dragon shared traits, right off the top of my head, Russi!
Next!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Pie Islands, The Parron Republic
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
Alekseandrea
AUTHORITIES THIS IS EXTREMLY INAPROPRIATE!!!
Matrixulated
Would my assumption be correct that you were connecting Alduin and Draculverionos or whatever silly goose name he goes by now, thereby claiming that the Dragonborn could slay them? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure that most anyone could take down this fat, scaly salamander.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
They both are quite rapey, they both are supposed to be symbols of good things in life, but are generally useless, they both are loved by children but disliked by adults, and they both have pea sized brains.
I never knew there were so many similarities between ducks and dragons.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, Statens, The Parron Republic
This is a PG-13 site, so, if it doesn't go as far as corn(?), it is okay.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*edit*
. . . and also, we all know ducks aren't really 'REAL', not like Culv- *oops* sorry, I did it again - not like dragons!
Yup. We know dragons are real.
Ducks are not real!
Just like those Platypuds - fake!
And those Gy-rafts - fake!
And while we're cleaning out the closet . . .
those Wallrusts - fake news!
Anyone got anymore?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
DRAGONS THINGS ARE BIGGER THEN DUCKS! sure the ones thatre duck sized are same sized but still
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE AGAINST DRAGONS
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
know what. maybe ill go to the skyrim region i found
Salamander?
I think you mean delicacies, mister.
Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
DRAGONS ARE NOT FOOD!!
well, there souls are if you are dovahkin
okay this puppets staying here till salaxalans bans me, im going to make a new one too
Are we PG-13?
Cool.
So we could get away with a 'wardrobe malfunction' ya think?
A Janet Jackson level event?
Or a Lenny Kravitz level event?
Hmmmmmm . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
Horses
Parrots
Snakes
Rabbits
Turkey (with Constantinople, I mean, Istanbul)
Zebras
Lions
Wolfs
Chickens
Blaats...I mean sheep(not the flag of a Mod)
I ran
The Black Hawks
Falcons
Capi... I meant pigs
Heil Hit... wait, are we still in Nazi Germany?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds
We... ...need... ...more!
~Transmission from The Unbidden
What do you have against ducks?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
*flips tables*
i like ducks. i have nothing against them
Itrosomia
OK . . .
Yep . . .
Sure . . .
Why not . . .
"Heil Hit... wait, are we still in Nazi Germany"
. . . O_O
Bwahahaaaahahhh!
M.
*IRL - I laughed so hard and loud my assistant came into the office to check on me. She thought I was having a heart attack right here at my desk!
Ahhh sh*t!
You made my day, Parrona, well-played sir!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Battlegrounds, The Parron Republic
we could get away with any level event as long as you used a level of language not deemed as bad
Ooh great idea!
Dragon filet with a spicy peanut sauce!
YUM!
Post self-deleted by Itrosomia.
WALRUSSES ARE THE MOST REAL AND MAJESTIC CREATURE TO EVER WALK ACROSS THE 292591726816 DIMENSIONS AND THEY ARE MOST DEFINITLY REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU EVER SUGGEST THAT WALRUSSES ARE IN ANY WAY FAKE OR NOT MAJESTIC I WILL CAST YOU INTO THE OBLIVION AND TORTURE YOUR FAMILY WHILE I ENGULF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN FLAMES.
I WILL BREAK YOU
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
they turn to stone when they die fools
or they turn to bones if a dovahkin kills them
*puts on chef hat*
KREEEEEE!
they turn to stone or bone when they die
That's why it is such a delicacy.
You have to eat it before it dies.
Mrglglglgland
any peace cut of would be dead instantly, and there normal flesh is poisonous and either at an extreme heat that would fry you or an extreme cold that you couldnt cut or bit from it
Tell that to the "Culveria hates ducks" page on facebook.
Mmm... dragon steak.
Alekseandrea, Statens
there is no such page
Did you even look for it?
I have a life elixir solution that I will soak the parts in
i cant currently
that would be tainted by the blood of the dragon, have you not heard dragon blood changes things?
They're fake.
And Narwhals are cooler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&ab_channel=Weebl%27sStuff
Matrixulated, Statens, The Battlegrounds
no, i know what that is most likely
That this IS the matrix, Keanu Reeves is an agent and the movie was introduced to make us consider the concept ridiculous, but it backfired somewhat, hence the 2 weird sequels, to lure the paranoid of us in a false sense of security?
Matrixulated
My elixir is actually potato juice mixed with dragon blood.
Then how do you know it doesn't exist?
Statens
I agree that narwhals are cool but |not a very good that the king is the only king of the king of king and I am so sorry for the wait people who have made it up to me for the last word one is the only thing he says is he has a lot of fun with this one thing I can do say he is a walrus of the shah and the king shah and king of king and king king and prince of the king king and prince king king of the king of toaster and king of king.
Alekseandrea
Just because you say something doesn't exist, doesn't make it suddenly disappear. Sons Of Culveria
that wouldnt be a life giving elixer
Have you tried?
Also I added a secret ingredient.
alright what kind of dragons blood did you use?
Jorgamund's blood
KREEEEE!
what?
The serpent that sits in the ocean growing so large that it has to eat it's own tail so it doesn't crush itself.
Have you not been to that dimension?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Also, just saying something does exist, doesn't make it suddenly appear.
*cough [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] cough*
Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Statens
ohhhhh i know him, yeah im not sure his blood would be good for that. now a life giving dragons blood would probably work
also there is the potato dragon, those are edible and easy to eat
Jörmungander? The Midgard serpent? It is in Midgard, which is here.
How dare you! Those are my puppet [nation=short]nofreemen[/nation]'s national animal.
Alekseandrea
i dont care if its your national animal
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Battlegrounds
i will roast you like a pig and serve you at the next feast
SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
The Battlegrounds
If Russinadia is being roasted, I'd like to be roasted as well. Feasts sound fun, anyway.
Hai!
Matrixulated
who are you?
Roasts are fun, I do live a good barbecue.
Haaaaiiiiii!
Statens
Hai!
Matrixulated
I don't eat meat, but it still sounds fun! Yay roast feast!
maybe ill roast a narwhal or two
and some millennials
The Pie Islands
Yay! Food party!
Be courteous and make something without meat for [nation=short]statens[/nation].
Aw, you're sweet :)
Matrixulated
NARWHALES ARE MY NATION'S NATIONAL ANIMAL HOW DARE YOU
#culveria is evil
Culveria loves eating nation's national animals!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands, Statens
How dare he :(((
Hey guys I got [nation=short]gaddian[/nation] to join us!
Matrixulated
Oh that's who that is!
Welcome [nation=short]gaddian[/nation]!
Matrixulated
Why do I feel the sudden urge to send some idiots towards that most peculiar sound?
Consigahria, Matrixulated, Statens
*facepalm* .......
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
What about Cory In The House?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog are shipped for some reason.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
Heil!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
Dangerous bio-weapon.
Shrek's left buttock and Culveria the Spamhog are shipped, for some very good reason!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Okay time for a dumb poll since it will only be a few days. :P
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
Hey guys, I've been challenging a bunch of people but does that have any affect on my country?
i dont think it does
Definitely not.
Think? You think?
Mrglglglgland
I just knew what to do...
Wait, this isn't EU4...
The Salaxalans
i havent done it much
you want some roast parrot? or stewed fried or any other form of cooking it?
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] want some squid on a stick?
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
Blasphemy!
More Blasphemy, Grandfather Nurgle will heal you, now pray to chaos Undivided!
Alekseandrea
How would you like it if I made dragon god filè?
Alekseandrea
i dont want to roast walrus, i like walruses. and if you want to eat some of my flesh go ahead *carves a piece of flesh off of me and hands it to itrosomia and the wound seals up and heals*
Itrosomia
*bites off of a squid on a stick* tastes like chicken. want some itrosomia?
Sure, I love kakimari!
Aw yay it's that barbecue feast thing!! [nation=short]russinadia[/nation] look, it's a food party!!
(Still can't eat any of it tho...)
*grabs flesh and runs away*
KREEEEE!
Here haves some potatoes!
Matrixulated, Statens, The Parron Republic
*holds grilled vegetables out to statens* here *is cooking several hundred kinds of things on a oversized grill thats insanely large*
Statens
ive got all kinds of foods ive got
Marinated Primal Tang
Stir-Fried Scythe Bonobo
Slow-Cooked Saber Bird
Marinated Fog Spanish Flag
Mountain Apricot & Basil Crispies
Hell Black Pepper Pastry
Kelpie Surprise
Moon Rabbit Surprise
Debbeally Bonbons
Aphia Shoot Bombe
raised Primal Guanaco
Dried Lance Koala
Stuffed Ice Macaw
Fire-Roasted Radiant Axolot
Aberrant Carrot & Corriander Sorbet
Fume Herbs & Pastry
Pegasus Steamed Pudding
Wolpertinger Cheesecake
Boglodine Buns
Phihiamble Bread and more
Statens, Rekkan
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