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Matrixulated wrote:Oh God! Oh God! We're all gonna die!

M.

What? We? It's just itro, I'm biased against easy, large targets, I'm no marksman, after all.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Good thing that there is no I in we.

Not unless I conjure it does.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

whats more important... ignorance or military strength? I only have one to focus on.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Speros wrote:whats more important... ignorance or military strength? I only have one to focus on.

Why would you focus on ignorance?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Pixelpark wrote:Why would you focus on ignorance?

Because military strength is a lot harder to get relatively high?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Alekseandrea wrote:

Because military strength is a lot harder to get relatively high?

Seems like the opposite to me. 7/10 of my nations are in the top 20% of the world in defense forces, while none are in the top half of ignorance.

Matrixulated

Pixelpark wrote:Seems like the opposite to me. 7/10 of my nations are in the top 20% of the world in defense forces, while none are in the top half of ignorance.

Is that supposed to be proof?

Top 20% means little. Relatively high is the top 5% at least.

If one would pursue the options to make ones citizens simpletons, I have no doubt you'd have an easier time reaching the top 5%. There are simply more focused warmongers than anti-intellectuals I'm afraid.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic

Alekseandrea wrote:Is that supposed to be proof?

Top 20% means little. Relatively high is the top 5% at least.

If one would pursue the options to make ones citizens simpletons, I have no doubt you'd have an easier time reaching the top 5%. There are simply more focused warmongers than anti-intellectuals I'm afraid.

I'm going for full decadence, there's no competition there, right?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:

Is that supposed to be proof?

Top 20% means little. Relatively high is the top 5% at least.

If one would pursue the options to make ones citizens simpletons, I have no doubt you'd have an easier time reaching the top 5%. There are simply more focused warmongers than anti-intellectuals I'm afraid.

You're going for that simply because it's easier to do?

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:...target GG. Target GG! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!

*Offers GG asylum and full citizenship*

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"Can you hear my heart beat? Tired of feeling I'm never enough. I close my eyes and tell myself that my dreams will come true"

Pixelpark wrote:You're going for that simply because it's easier to do?

Well, [nation=short]speros[/nation] asked and I simply assumed he wants one of those you're in the top 1/5/10 % badges.

It's easier to get one of thise in things that less people focus on.

Matrixulated

Yeah I want to go for the most ignorant citizens in all of NationStates, I was aiming for highest military spending then I accidentally destroyed my economy...

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Speros wrote:Yeah I want to go for the most ignorant citizens in all of NationStates, I was aiming for highest military spending then I accidentally destroyed my economy...

Good luck, because I don't think Feckface is going to be giving that title up anytime soon lol

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Pixelpark wrote:Good luck, because I don't think Feckface is going to be giving that title up anytime soon lol

I wasn't planning on asking his permission ;)

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Post self-deleted by The Nazi Resurgence.

hello!

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Alekseandrea wrote:...target GG. Target GG! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!

Matrixulated wrote:Oh God! Oh God! We're all gonna die!

M.

YOU THINK YOU EVER STOOD A CHANCE? NO, SON. I DO IT THE AMERICAN WAY.

PREPARE FOR THE AIRSTRIKE.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:I'll be your Huckleberry.

I'll laugh for you, OGG.

Hee-haw!

Huzzah!

<3

The Twelve Tribes wrote:*Offers GG asylum and full citizenship*

I DON'T NEED IT, BUT AS THANKS, HAVE SOME BEER.

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I'm back and jet lagged

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU THINK YOU EVER STOOD A CHANCE? NO, SON. I DO IT THE AMERICAN WAY.

PREPARE FOR THE AIRSTRIKE.

<3

I DON'T NEED IT, BUT AS THANKS, HAVE SOME BEER.

There's no X-com, earth doesn't stand a chance!

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The Nazi Resurgence wrote:hello!

Hello there, if you don't mind me asking, what's with the name?

Matrixulated, Thyracineholm

The Nazi Resurgence wrote:hello!

howdy!

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The Parron Republic wrote:There's no X-com, earth doesn't stand a chance!

No....but we do have a super-secret, last-gasp, awww-fuggitt hail-Mary play known as....

The Can of Culverian Spam doomsday device!

Grab your ankles!

Huzzah!

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Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:No....but we do have a super-secret, last-gasp, awww-fuggitt hail-Mary play known as....

The Can of Culverian Spam doomsday device!

Grab your ankles!

Huzzah!

Wait, that's suicide. For both sides.

You sure, you want to use it?

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU THINK YOU EVER STOOD A CHANCE? NO, SON. I DO IT THE AMERICAN WAY.

So you're going to spout more alternative facts?

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Alekseandrea wrote:So you're going to spout more alternative facts?

HELL YEAH.

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Alekseandrea wrote:So you're going to spout more alternative facts?

American: Um, sorry, but what does the first line say?

Russian: It says, "Danger, do not jump in".

A: ...and the one below?

R: It says the same thing, in Chinese.

A: And the last one?

R: Same thing, in Korean.

A: Why isn't it in English?

R: Because you Americans, are allowed to jump in.

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Asmovia wrote:Hello there, if you don't mind me asking, what's with the name?

I would also like to know

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

No comment

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Itrosomia wrote:No comment

That was a comment!

Return to your overcrowded, poop-stained, frozen floating domecile and be mute, Mister Walruson!

M.

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The Parron Republic wrote:Wait, that's suicide. For both sides.

You sure, you want to use it?

To quote the actor Will Smith . . .

"Awww Hell nahhh!"

. . . aaaand scene!

M.

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The Parron Republic wrote:Wait, that's suicide. For both sides.

You sure, you want to use it?

To quote the actor Will Smith . . .

"Awww Hell nahhh!"

. . . aaaand scene!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic

Itrosomia wrote:No comment

Doublethink, you a prole or a Orwellian leadership?

Matrixulated wrote:To quote the actor Will Smith . . .

"Awww Hell nahhh!"

. . . aaaand scene!

M.

Matrixulated wrote:To quote the actor Will Smith . . .

"Awww Hell nahhh!"

. . . aaaand scene!

M.

Exact copy, double post!

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The Parron Republic wrote:

Exact copy, double post!

Double-impact, for effect!

Or was it a glitch . . . because we changed something?

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Double-impact, for effect!

Or was it a glitch . . . because we changed something?

M.

Uhh we?

There was only one of you when I left....did you fall down and you can't get up?

Huzzah!

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Tim-Opolis what is a residency score.

NEW POLL who has ideas? :P

Alekseandrea

The Salaxalans wrote:NEW POLL who has ideas? :P

Who is the best evil alien overlord in Spiritus?

[list]

[*][nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation]

[*][nation=short]salaxalans_of_spiritus[/nation]

[*][nation=short]salaxians[/nation]

[*][nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]

[*][nation=short]totally_not_salaxalans[/nation]

[*]potato!

[/list]

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Alekseandrea wrote:Who is the best evil alien overlord in Spiritus?

[list]

[*][nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation]

[*][nation=short]salaxalans_of_spiritus[/nation]

[*][nation=short]salaxians[/nation]

[*][nation=short]salaxalans[/nation]

[*][nation=short]totally_not_salaxalans[/nation]

[*]potato!

[/list]

What about The_Potato_Loving_Nation_Of_Salaxalans?

I totally did not just create that nation to make a half funny comment. Get that idea out of your head :P

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Yaay! Four #1 Regional Rankings now!

• Civil Rights

• Political Freedoms

• Integrity

• Book Publishing

We are everywhere, and we are nowhere!

M.

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Quaterna wrote:What about The_Potato_Loving_Nation_Of_Salaxalans?

I totally did not just create that nation to make a half funny comment. Get that idea out of your head :P

They're multiplying!

We're doomed!

Doomed!

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Matrixulated wrote:Yaay! Four #1 Regional Rankings now!

• Civil Rights

• Political Freedoms

• Integrity

• Book Publishing

We are everywhere, and we are nowhere!

M.

Everyone start clapping! First to stop gets free shower! Made in Germany!

*begins to clap*

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Matrixulated wrote:Oh God! Oh God! We're all gonna die!

M.

Don't worry I can resurrect them, and absorb them into my hordes...

Speros wrote:whats more important... ignorance or military strength? I only have one to focus on.
Let's put it this way - Do you want to die from war and conflict, or ignorance; which can lead to more war, conflict, famine, pestilence, and death overall?!

I personally prefer an educated, brainy populace myself... [sub](Mmmm Yummy!)[/sub]

Speros wrote:Yeah I want to go for the most ignorant citizens in all of NationStates, I was aiming for highest military spending then I accidentally destroyed my economy...
Oh well! 😔

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Wahoo, I can now edit my nation classification to anything I want (except House of the Legionary Potata - that was 1 character too long :( )!

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The Parron Republic wrote:Everyone start clapping! First to stop gets free shower! Made in Germany!

*begins to clap*

*Begins to speak in a stereotypical British accent

Listen ere mate. If there's anyone in the world who is willing to give away a free shower, it is us Brits. We get a helluvalotta rain ere!

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Post self-deleted by Animal Farmerica.

The Twelve Tribes wrote:*Offers GG asylum and full citizenship*

Listen you! We have an agreement! - We support you financially, and militarily, and in exchange you encourage the willing repatriation of the ethnic peoples of [nation=short]The Twelve Tribes[/nation] out of our territories, so we don't have resort to the sort of methods used in 1930's and 40's Germany, and you carry out the kind of actions of 1930's and 40's Germany on the peoples of your neighbouring nations so that we can enjoy the highly profitable conflict, destruction, division, and war in the neverending cycle of "straw man"/"strongman" or "rebel"/"terrorist" group creation, "regime change", total war, and "nation rebuilding"...

Ok?!

[sub][As far as I'm aware OGG isn't "one of yours"...][/sub]

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Are we playing dress-up?

Oh goody!

Okay you be an Embassy and I'll be a Marlboro Light.

Huzzah!

I have Camels 🐪

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Speros wrote:Yeah I want to go for the most ignorant citizens in all of NationStates, I was aiming for highest military spending then I accidentally destroyed my economy...

We have competition?

Matrixulated, Speros

Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:We have competition?

Good luck to you ;) I have the head start

Matrixulated

Speros wrote:Good luck to you ;) I have the head start

Noooo! Don't throw down the gauntlet and challenge an Arab state . . . you might lose your head for a start!

M.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Uhh we?

There was only one of you when I left....did you fall down and you can't get up?

Huzzah!

Me, myself, and I, Spuddles.

I as in, I the Eyebrow Shaving Ninja Master.

You want to go back to AIT missing one or two next time?

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Me, myself, and I, Spuddles.

I as in, I the Eyebrow Shaving Ninja Master.

You want to go back to AIT missing one or two next time?

M.

You're a despicable human being.

By all means, carry on.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Me, myself, and I, Spuddles.

I as in, I the Eyebrow Shaving Ninja Master.

You want to go back to AIT missing one or two next time?

M.

The Eyebrow Shaving.....Ninja master??

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Hullo.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Alekseandrea wrote:You're a despicable human being.

By all means, carry on.

Thank you ma'am.

Yes ma'am.

Statens wrote:The Eyebrow Shaving.....Ninja master??

It's a military tradition.

If you get drunk and pass-out during midnight maneuvers (off-base, group R&R on the town) you risk forfeiture of eyebrow(s) or part of/all of your moustache.

I am known to be highly skilled in this artform.

Before Spuddles left for his BCT I relieved him of his left eyebrow.

After a recent visit home, and piss-poor performance on midnight maneuvers, I relieved him of both eyebrows before he RTB for his AIT and MOS focus.

Are we good?

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Thank you ma'am.

Yes ma'am.

It's a military tradition.

If you get drunk and pass-out during midnight maneuvers (off-base, group R&R on the town) you risk forfeiture of eyebrow(s) or part of/all of your moustache.

I am known to be highly skilled in this artform.

Before Spuddles left for his BCT I relieved him of his left eyebrow.

After a recent visit home, and piss-poor performance on midnight maneuvers, I relieved him of both eyebrows before he RTB for his AIT and MOS focus.

Are we good?

M.

Yes we are. Thank you for your insight. I was so confused and have never heard of that tradition. You learn something new every day! :)

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Thank you ma'am.

Yes ma'am.

It's a military tradition.

If you get drunk and pass-out during midnight maneuvers (off-base, group R&R on the town) you risk forfeiture of eyebrow(s) or part of/all of your moustache.

I am known to be highly skilled in this artform.

Before Spuddles left for his BCT I relieved him of his left eyebrow.

After a recent visit home, and piss-poor performance on midnight maneuvers, I relieved him of both eyebrows before he RTB for his AIT and MOS focus.

Are we good?

M.

What the hell?

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Snakkra abolishes caste system

This year's joke (from MP): Royal Palace for sale, King's sword privatised.

MP William Smith jabs at businesses this year.

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Matrixulated wrote:Noooo! Don't throw down the gauntlet and challenge an Arab state . . . you might lose your head for a start!

M.

*Looks up from rubbing sword against a whetstone*

Huh?

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Neo Cynopolis wrote:What the hell?

He did.

He is stealthy.

He got me.

My DI's knew what was up, they thought it was hilarious.

Meh.

As Klingon proverb goes....

"revenge is a dish best served cold."

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Railb wrote:Hullo.

Heya!

Have a welcome! potato!

And a *potata*....hmmm!

Huzzah!

(P.S. - don't stand too close to [nation=short]al-dawla_al-islamiya[/nation]....

I'm working on a drone-strike package.

Ssshhhh!)

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Heya!

Have a welcome! potato!

And a *potata*....hmmm!

Huzzah!

(P.S. - don't stand too close to [nation=short]al-dawla_al-islamiya[/nation]....

I'm working on a drone-strike package.

Ssshhhh!)

Why a drone strike though? Full orbital bombardment will do, or a cyclonic torpedo. It works!

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The Parron Republic wrote:Why a drone strike though? Full orbital bombardment will do, or a cyclonic torpedo. It works!

Did you clone Snakkra . . . again?!

He's got more lives than a Time Lord!

I vote orbital bombardment. Much more shouty.

M.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:He did.

He is stealthy.

He got me.

My DI's knew what was up, they thought it was hilarious.

Meh.

As Klingon proverb goes....

"revenge is a dish best served cold."

Huzzah!

Yeah yeah, Spuddles!

Bring it on.

M.

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Did you clone Snakkra . . . again?!

He's got more lives than a Time Lord!

I vote orbital bombardment. Much more shouty.

M.

And lots more bombs...

To quote Donald Trump, "I'm gonna bomb the s**t out of them!"

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The Parron Republic wrote:And lots more bombs...

To quote Donald Trump, "I'm gonna bomb the s**t out of them!"

U know, I doubt s**t would work well as a bomb...

It's quite strong and stinky, but it cannot penetrate through ceilings/walls very well.

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Quaterna wrote:U know, I doubt s**t would work well as a bomb...

It's quite strong and stinky, but it cannot penetrate through ceilings/walls very well.

I quote, so, statement not mine.

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Dodgy Drac!

Dodgy Dave!

Dodgy Don!

Matrixulated

Crap it's Saturday and I forgot a poll. :P hmmm

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The Salaxalans wrote:Crap it's Saturday and I forgot a poll. :P hmmm

We should really have a polling official, to replace you.

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The Parron Republic wrote:We should really have a polling official, to replace you.

We're running out of numbers to label the clones with.

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The Salaxalans wrote:Crap it's Saturday and I forgot a poll. :P hmmm

I gave you a perfectly good poll!

I don't see why you refuse to use my masterpiece.

The Parron Republic wrote:We should really have a polling official, to replace you.

I disagree.

It has proven to be quite entertaining to blame Salaxalans.

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Alekseandrea wrote:I gave you a perfectly good poll!

I don't see why you refuse to use my masterpiece.

I disagree.

It has proven to be quite entertaining to blame Salaxalans.

A frigate called Salaxalans is making threats. What do you suggest? Prime Minister?

Sink it.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

But I don't want to reveal all my secret identities, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]! :P There are a few more nations you missed...

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:.....Huzzah!

(P.S. - don't stand too close to [nation=short]al-dawla_al-islamiya[/nation]....

I'm working on a drone-strike package.

Ssshhhh!)

First you have to find me! 👀😒😂

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The Parron Republic wrote:And lots more bombs...

To quote Donald Trump, "I'm gonna bomb the s**t out of them!"

Another Trump promise that failed to deliver.

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Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:First you have to find me! 👀😒😂

Exterminatus order for earth! Full orbital bombardment, get them cyclonic torpedoes for bigger (windier) effect!

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The Parron Republic wrote:Exterminatus order for earth! Full orbital bombardment, get them cyclonic torpedoes for bigger (windier) effect!

Uhhh....we have innocent spuds and tubers down here!

We beg The Mother's Mercy!

Target your weapons on the camels, the Camels, and the Camel Lights!

[I]Huzzah! [/I]

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Alekseandrea wrote:I gave you a perfectly good poll!

I don't see why you refuse to use my masterpiece....

[nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation] is a literary charlatan and a hack!

Alekseandrea wrote:....It has proven to be quite entertaining to blame Salaxalans.

Yes!

Blame! Blame! Blame!

He....he was the second evil manipulating alien overlord (and oft-entertaining poll-hack) shooter on the grassy knoll in Dealey Plaza!

Shame! Shame! Shame!

[I]Huzzah! [/I]

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The Salaxalans wrote:But I don't want to reveal all my secret identities, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation]! :P There are a few more nations you missed...

I knew it!

[nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation] is #ulveria and all its associated split-personalities!

Oh the humanity!

M.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:....We beg The Mother's Mercy! . . . Shame! Shame! Shame!

[I]Huzzah! [/I]

Methinks young Spuddles hath been watching 'Game of Thrones' today.

See tonight's episode?

Theon bitched out BIG-time!

What a Muppet.

M.

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Uhhh....we have innocent spuds and tubers down here!

We beg The Mother's Mercy!

Target your weapons on the camels, the Camels, and the Camel Lights!

[I]Huzzah! [/I]

The torpedoes don't discriminate, you are all equally dead!

Matrixulated wrote:I knew it!

[nation=short]The Salaxalans[/nation] is #ulveria and all its associated split-personalities!

Oh the humanity!

M.

Impeach impe...wait, this is for Dodgy Don. Um. *flips paper*

Castrate castrate castrate!

Matrixulated wrote:Methinks young Spuddles hath been watching 'Game of Thrones' today.

See tonight's episode?

Theon bitched out BIG-time!

What a Muppet.

M.

That poor sod. Um, I meant organic waste.

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Popping up to say hello, seeing the torpedoes and organic waste, I'm deciding to pop back down below!

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Popping in for a quick hello. Then to sleep while more issues queue up.

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Is there a map?

Matrixulated wrote:Methinks young Spuddles hath been watching 'Game of Thrones' today.

See tonight's episode?

Theon bitched out BIG-time!

What a Muppet.

M.

Yeah I have, I love it!

Yeah I have.

Yeah he did.

Yes he is, big time!

[I]Huzzah!

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The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:Yeah I have, I love it!

Yeah I have.

Yeah he did.

Yes he is, big time!

[I]Huzzah!

Winter is coming, "Spuddles"!

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Matrixulated wrote:Noooo! Don't throw down the gauntlet and challenge an Arab state . . . you might lose your head for a start!

M.

My God man! Are you not British?! - Where's your backbone? Your stiff upper lip? - Your Queensbury Rules fighting spirit? - With only a load of coal, blood, sweat, and iron, behind a rather small army, we ruled an Empire that spanned a quarter of the Globe; an Empire on which the Sun never set! - We took on the World and won with nothing but a load of bluff and bravado! - You would not be online playing this game if not for our heritage!

Buck up man!

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Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:*Looks up from rubbing sword against a whetstone*

Huh?

...and that was the last thing he saw!

**FLASH**

**BANG!**

**WALLOP**

**Something small and indescribable rolls out of the wreckage, covered in blood**

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Matrixulated wrote:I vote orbital bombardment. Much more shouty.

M.

You've been hanging around them loud, brash, arrogant 'Muricans too long buddy...

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Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:First you have to find me! 👀😒😂

**Offers you asylum, a generous social security package, and innumerable opportunities for self-improvement in globally recognised "most happiest" realm in the world**

[The ghetto we deposit refugees in looks suspiciously like a large target; from the air, or indeed space]

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**Inserts cartoon insulting [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] here**

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The Dark Norse wrote:**Inserts cartoon insulting [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] here**

**Publishes cartoon internationally**

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Matrixulated wrote:Did you clone Snakkra . . . again?!

He's got more lives than a Time Lord!

I vote orbital bombardment. Much more shouty.

M.

**Wipes out [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] while you were all busy just talking about it**

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The Parron Republic wrote:And lots more bombs...

To quote Donald Trump, "I'm gonna bomb the s**t out of them!"

Too late! - Did that already!

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Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya wrote:First you have to find me! 👀😒😂
▪We knew where Bin Ladin was all the time, after all the CIA built the mountain complex and all the tunnels (in Afghanistan) that he was hiding in back when the Soviets were the main threat in the region, and he was OUR man - You really think we didn't know he'd moved into Pakistan?!

▪We knew where Saddam Hussein was, and that he definitely had WMD, because it was us (and our allies) that had sold all the WMD to him in the first place! - Mostly to fight against Iran (another country we had meddled with) - We just miscalculated how much of them he had already used against his own people, and thus whether there was any left...

Kzzzkkttttzxxzxzxxcftgvhyyhbjtttt#covfefe

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TO QUOTE DONALD TRUMP, GRAB THEM BY THE

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Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Wipes out [nation=short]Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya[/nation] while you were all busy just talking about it**

Eurasian Alliance wrote:Too late! - Did that already!

**Slaps [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] with sanctions, and other internationally agreed "punishments", for making us look bad and doing our job**

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