Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
I thought it was a potato hippo.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
There are many different kinds of potatonimals, it's not like there is only one kind of normal animal in the world.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
People are alive :O
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
The potato war hasn't claimed us all, yet at least.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I strongly deny that accusation.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
*i yell really loud* 竜が我が敵を喰らう!!!! *transfores into a RyūJin a Japanese Dragon God*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Wut?
Matrixulated, Faulknation, Haidao Island
You heard me.
Haidao Island
*The serpent moves in to attack, but Haidao speeks another incarnation* 土豆對方擊倒! *potatoes begin to rain from the sky*
Matrixulated, Potatogion, Haidao Island
I'm hearing, but not listening.
Potatogion
Better than listening, but not hearing. :)
Matrixulated, Potatogion
Hey
Potatogion
*rolls my eyes and calls out* one again! *the serpent goes to me and i absorb it becoming whole with me other half back to me* i am the Culverian god, Draconos *i hold out on of my hands showing its scaled on the back and wickedly clawed*
Potatogion
"Tax rises are attributed to divine will."
I like this.
Matrixulated, Potatogion
Hey I just joined and I am very confused, but this seems interesting!
Matrixulated, Audriany, Potatogion
Better learing and not histening.
Cyrtes, Munichsburg
Or hearening and not listing
Potatogion
Or larning and not histerening
Cyrtes
Liaring and not hestening?
Hello and welcome,Folksnation!
Thank you for choosing our region before all other.Because we have something unique:A potato war!
(soo unique...)
This game is best learned through time,but if you are native english speaker (not like me),you will understand most of the issues.
Issues shape your nation.They change everything,based on your current stats.You can also see a lot of things like goverment,economy and people in your main nation page.
You can also talk and have lethal conversation with our (CRAZY) amazing friends.
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Just hover the mouse around and see what everything does,will ya?I have to build a wall.
Matrixulated, Faulknation
Maybe even hrasting and not lineing.
"The Democratic Republic of Faulknation is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs."
And just a warning,sometimes this game takes things too serious.So watch out...dinosaur-country.
Matrixulated, Ah-Eh-Ioh-Uh, Faulknation, Haidao Island
Oi!Talk to our new guest,will ya?!
Matrixulated
And also,if you have flags in your folders you can use them as your nation's.And ripple will give it an effect like on mine!
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Russinadia.
And also,be aware of spamming trolls.
Like me.
lol
Potanadia
y u delete?
Potanadia
Can I just histening to them?
Potanadia
That's exactly what Russandia said...I smell a conspiracy 'ere!
Potanadia
THE GOVERNMENT IS A LIE! THEIR ALL LIZARDS! YOU'RE ALL BEING CONTROLLED! THEIR GOING TO KILL ME, BUT I MUST GET THE WORD OUT!
Matrixulated, Audriany, Laughing Buddha, Potanadia
Keep quiet, I'm trying to hide from them
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potanadia
Are you me? Or is me me? Are they you and I? Are me I and they? Me is you and I is they? I is you and they is you and me is they and they is they, but I is I?
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potanadia
I is me, they is you, you is I, me is me, they is me, I is you, you is they, me is they, and quantum physics is confusing.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potanadia
Maybe we exist in a quantum superposition of both me being me and me being you. I am both me and you at the same time. Maybe I'm even Audriany, or the Salaxians, or even Grumpy Grandpa.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potanadia
Does that mean I can be the WA delegate?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, Potanadia
You don't act like Gramps.
You are not a potato like Sal.
You are not a gypsy like me.
I don't know man,maybe you guys are two split conscienses,and together create...
Potanadia!
Matrixulated, Potanadia
Sure, I could actually be a potato on top of a hill looking down at a farm of baby potatoes who will one day grow up to be just like me and the potatoes before me... Or I am just over thinking which is most likely the case. But who cares
Matrixulated, Potanadia
I have more citizens than you!Definetly you are the baby potato 'ere!
Matrixulated, Potanadia
I was just thinking like that because it made the most sense, I know that I am a baby potato trust me, but I'm growing up... slowly
Matrixulated, Potanadia
Oi!
Matrixulated
Oi!
Potanadia
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Potanadia
Seriously now.
Wich one of you control this bas'rd?
Potanadia
I am the unholy love child of Potatogion andRussinadia! Fear me!
Cyrtes, Hyan Ping
Why not both? Or am I my own entirely different entity? You may decide for yourself.
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!? SILENCE YOURSELVES!!!!!
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
AHHHHH
You are an imposter.
I will challenge you right now.
Say it's a war.
AHHHH
AHHHH
AHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
But I am not trying to be someone else. Maybe you are the imposter. I challenge you to war.
Matrixulated
YOU, WHY ARE YOU AGAINST THIS CHILD?! *picks up potanadia by the back of his shirt with ease being sure not to tear his shirt with my clawed hand* it is innocent is it not?
what has it done?
Thanks uncle Culveria! I think Audriany should be charge with child abuse!
Matrixulated
DON'T TOUCH MY CHILD!
I think it's time to put little Potanadia down for a nap.
Buuut mom and/or dad!
Listen to your mother and/or father.
call me draconos, it is my name, i am the ruler and deity of Culveria, my country is like my child
Okay uncle Draconos.
And fiiiiiiine.
We found someone in my nation stealing potatoes, he sold them illegally and is on the run. I need to find him and take him down
Matrixulated
if youd like i can send some dragons to take care of him
*Wonders whether this region has a even a spot of sanity left.*
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha
Please I need my potatoes
Matrixulated
or simply i could call down a meteor to strike him down, thats always fun
I dub theeÂ…Godfather Draconos!
what godfather? uh... ok
nononono little hon' i am nobody bad i am friendly old guy who give totaly not dizzy-pil-i mean candy in the streets nonono
Oi Audriany!Is something wrong here?!
Matrixulated
Oh thank God!My definetly not puppet controlled nation friend has come to help me out!
Matrixulated
*gently sets potatonadia down and looks at audriany* who might you be? friend or foe?
Matrixulated
Not me.
Probably the last sanity spot left?
Don' forget me,ol' youn' Uncle Bob!
Matrixulated
actually ill do both *calls down a meteor dragon who lands on and subdues the potato thief* there
Thankfully, there are enough non-puppet controlled nations left over. A couple of thousand, give or take a few.
Matrixulated
AHHHHH WHY THE BLOODY DANZIG IS THERE A GIANT ROCK ON ME HEAD?!TAKE IT OUT!NOW!DO IT UNCLE BOB!
now who are you *looks at audriany*
Oi oi let me help you there idiot!
Matrixulated
The least spot of sanity left?
Matrixulated
*the meteor dragon grows bigger and uses one huge clawed foot and holds down warsovina*
AAAAAAAAH AUDRIANY!TELL DANZIG I NEVER FOOKIN' LOVED HI-
*laughs loud and thunderously* i am not sane, yet i am. i am a paradox child, dont call me sane, and i doubt youre sane either
Laughing Buddha
Oil that ends well.More polish land to give me unexistent oil.
Here, the term 'sanity' is rendered absolutely meaningless.
Matrixulated, Laughing Buddha, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness
I declare war on all you bloody three!Nobody takes awa' me shethea' child and thinks he get away wiv'it,no no!
Cyrtes
I raised him from the pits of 'ell from World War 192!
*my eyes shine red and slit like a serpents and i flick my long serpent-like tongue my body changing and growing into a giant serpentoid dragon* i advise against going against a god
i call thee a child because im ancient
Thanks
THAT'S ONE BIG-ASS SNAKE.
Matrixulated
Hello Ancient, pleased to meet you. :)
Matrixulated
damn thee! my name is draconnos not ancient!
im not a snake
Yes you are.
*i change into a giant dragon covered in intense flames*
sss... sss... im snek...
Matrixulated
I don't think this is a safe place for a child. He's only five million people old for God's sake.
What the heck is going on around here?? :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Laughing Buddha
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.