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Tim-Opolis
Can't wait for it, Lo! <3
Hey!
...and the US government has shutdown, I "really hope" it implodes soon...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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All Hail the Glorious Potato!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey guys, I've been over at forest for a while now just checking things out.. This is kind of cool.. Check out their region at forest, they're having a voting poll about us rite now.. whether they should request an embassy.
I'm just saying you don't get to see stuff like that to often in the making, it's pretty cool. 😎 If you guys haven't been over by the forest region I would say to check it out.. Because their is a bunch of great people over their.. who are very friendly and awesome..
ALSO they're on the discord & they love to RPG and have a bunch of ppl for us to RPG and game with.. 🎮 Adding their discord server to jump over and say hello is as easy and 1.. 2.. 3 hello :-P Ppl should drop by and let them know we're friendly.. That we love the forest, enviroment, and potato agriculture lol!
Hmm.. Maybe our next poll should be like theirs doing the same?? LoL, nah. But go share the love of potatos with the bro's & sis's from forest. Yall both have discord servers.. Both rpg bigtime, game on pc n console, and are rly active whether its wit gov, WA, or nationstate games. These guys are like our natural allys.. Wild Enchanted Forest Potato's await.. Should we put it up on the poll like they got, I'm sure we would get an resounding yes.. Herr herr!!! Destiny & Greatness awaits, lads! Hence, Forth!!! :-D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well, we could put on a poll, but the pollsters (Me included) are powerless.
The delagate has nothing to say about that stuff and the founder is a figurehead.
You could always badger Rogamark about it. He actually has power.
Just mention that it is "imperative to further the freedom of the individual because the current situation has created an environment that obfuscates the fluent communication between various anarcho-liberalist communes, such as the before-mentioned Forest.".
That should work. ;)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
Hello there! How's Satan these days?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus
*shrugs*
The more, the merrier.
Matrixulated
Is there an official demonym for spiritus?
If not, I may put up a poll on it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I believe things living, non-living, or in those grey areas inbetween, that derive from Spiritus are called "Spiritan" (plural; "Spiritans")...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Hell is relatively coup these days.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg, Raptor Jezus
"Spiritians" sounds better.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Does anybody know if the average income is before tax or after
Matrixulated
No <.<
I could swear it was unspecified, but I'd hazard a guess that it'd be before tax probably.
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*Rolls word around on the tongue*
Spiritians?! (pronounced: Spir-REE-shuns)?!
No!
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Potato.
Potatoes.
Spiritoes?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Or...
Spir-ri-TEE-in
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Somehow "Spiritoes" makes me think of an unnaturally coloured, deep-fried and puffed maize-based savoury snack, that bares a striking resemblance to the current US President...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Raptor Jezus
Spiritists?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
It's "Spiritan" >.>
I will compromise on "Spiritatoes" if we must have a second one <.<
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Spitzen-Polish, The Nether Regions, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia
Would you at least consider Spiriticles?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
How about Spiritusians?
Or Spirirussians? :)
Matrixulated, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Ah, you spotted us. Yup, the embassy was Ransium's suggestion and it follows on from our allegiance during both nuclear holocausts. It looks very likely to pass, so unless there's an unexpected swing I'll make an in-game request this evening or tomorrow.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Auztraalia
*Comintern activity intensifies*
Holds talks with:
[nation=long]Light Balkanic Vinegga[/nation]
[nation=long]Schitzen-Giggels[/nation]
[nation=long]Spitzen-Polish[/nation]
Matrixulated, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-Giggels, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia
*denouncements and occasional fly by intensifies*
*supplies the Comintern and prepares to get screwed by myself*
(you know, that coup and all.)
Matrixulated, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-Giggels, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Well then crap
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Provides back channel paramilitary and intelligence support via the funding of "mercenaries" to aid your rebel factions*
Matrixulated, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Raptor Jezus
*public support plunges for the Ultrafascists as "foreigners are called in to the fight"*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oooh all this talk of Commies, [I]'Spirirussians'[/I] and Bolsheviks....it's gonna wake The Grumpy Grandpa from his nap.
Y'all better hightail-it off his lawn!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea
If one of us gets sick, do we reach for the [I]Spiritussin?[/I] 😕
[B]M.
Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I'm back
Why are we Russian?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Because nobody know who we are.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Because that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
"Cookie Monster know who you are.
Lardy Walrus eat all yummy cook-eees!"
"No cookie crumbles!"
"Saber-toothed lump of fat eat all crumbs too!"
"Me call Parrona-Monster on you.
Him send cyclonic cookie for your ice cube."
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I see you sacrificed your self-respect.
What have you done Matrixulated?
What have you done?
Now we'll never be able to raise the bar!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think we need to get him [I]out[/I] and [I]away[/I] from the bar.
Too many NyQuil nights, uncle?
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Ew, I would be able to swap you with Culveria at this rate, better buck up, Matrixulated, or else a forced shutdown will be initiated.
(by which I mean my doomstack shall bomb your planets with nukes till it becomes a tombworld. )
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*slaps Imperial representative for thinking too far*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Announcing our latest poll! - Some may say it is a little premature, others may think it well overdue, and others couldn't give a damn, and the funny thing is they'd ALL be right!! - Go forth fellow Spiritans and vote!!!
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I was soooooo tempted by the option of shooting the Easter Bunny....but I am duty bound to choose and promote the potato option.
Great poll, Lord JZJ!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Umm....ahh....nope!
[B][I]Spudlyism![/I]
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
This year for Easter I will embark into intercourse with a rabbit in front of all the little children at the local part. It is what Jesus would want on the day marking his rise to heaven.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Other: I'll send the Horseans into Spiritus to invade the woods that are inhabited by strange looking men with long ears and powerful legs.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Obligatory notice that Salmonan will get a new royal family.
Matrixulated
Blaaaaaaaah
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Actual rabbit, or furry?! 😳😱🤢😉
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This is just sick and wrong.
Think about the innocents who will be corrupted by googling furry.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
There are some people in other regions I know that mention such things on a regular basis - People will find such things, with or without me pointing them out - The world and the people therein will always be corrupted to a greater or lesser extent, dependent on how much freedom, or limits to said freedom, that the authority figures in your life provide...
- Parental Controls exist for a reason.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
OMG DO NOT CORRUPT THE CHILDREN
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I've been corrupting children with an archaic ideological standpoint and belief system for 2000 years, what difference can I make now?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Aye, That's true but its our responsibility as people to try to at least postpone the corruption of innocents, is it not
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
But that's limiting freedom and that's bad.
Ask Rogamark why.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Aghhh....my eyes! 😰
I came, I saw, I Googled [I]'furry'[/I] and I am corrupted!
Curse you!
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
Totally not Reborpicdo here, I was wondering if you guys think I should keep trying to increase my nation's stats, or leave it as is. There are only a few more months of school left, and I don't want to mess up the stats too much between now and then.
Matrixulated
Psh. You say it like they wouldn't know that sort of thing by now.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
The delegate from Tim-Opolis would like to motion that we ban furries for being an affront to our humanity.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This stance is not a representation of the opinions of the people in Spiritus.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nah! Never! Just channeling the blue guy, (via The Kraken White Label & Pepsi) for a cheap dig at the fat, flippered, lard-lord of laziness and his grammatical faux pas.
My apologies, [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] for a momentary lapse of judgment, and sobriety, on my part for assuming the clean-up role you so diligently perform.
'Tis a thankless task, but essential, please forgive me and do carry on, ma'am.
M.
(even though we all know you're not really a real person, but probably a semi-autonomous bot, like a webcrawler, or a toaster, or something. Hmmm . . . somebody should do a poll, perhaps?)
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
You do know joining the Army won't get you that gender-reassignment operation paid for?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Compulsory purchases all land surrounding The Grumpy Grandpa, and excavates it to a depth of 50 meters*
Matrixulated, Spitzen-Polish, Light Balkanic Vinegga, Schitzen-Giggels, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
I vote for egg hunts with bouncing bettys and this (https://goo.gl/images/VxdUzo) type of chocolate.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Firstly, it's funny that I actually learnt about "furries" from conversations with kids half my age; they were much more aware of such kinks than I was, and secondly; I was always under the impression that any squaddies/soldiers I knew were already some of the most foul-mouthed, dirty, and corrupted bunch of men known to mankind - Especially when they had a few🍻drinks in them!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Foul language and dirty jokes are a far cry from dressing up as woodland creatures and buggering[/I] each other through tailored flaps, all in cosplay anonymity! 😣
[I]Huzzahhh-Hell-Nah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Boani Diplomatic Mission
I didnt know about the buggering and flaps.
Is there something you want to tell us Spudles?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I draw, paint and colour animals with human characteristics, but not fursuits, I have my self respect, you know.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hey there everyone. Over on the TWP RMB is Karaoke Friday. Put your favorite songs on the RMB for all to enjoy. Have a good day everyone!!! - Love, Ambassador Calradia
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Real rabbit of course
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Quick question: How many times can you challenge a person per day before it's considered "frowned upon?"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Also, should I be concerned that recreational drug use is my highest stat other than WA endorsements?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Depends whether in your nation you prefer to have an evidence-based, sensible drugs policy; one that is both beneficial to the economy, social policy, health, and law and order (centrist position), OR a drugs policy based on uneducated/ignorant ultra-conservative fears (right-wing authoritarian position), OR a drugs policy based on a libertarian (anarchist) ideological standpoint...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Diabolical!
But genius, roflmfao!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Oh don't get me started on that diatribe!
What the Hell did your Google search results return, Spuddles?
Or like Alekseandrea insinuated, do you have something to confess?
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
The amount of challenges that causes congestion on the network.
As in approximately 3600 per hour.
Since you'd need the API for that and you can only perform one API-call per minute without your IP being blocked,
you'd have to be a real shmuck to get to the "frowned upon" levels.
Also, I doubt that people care if you ruin their score, so go wild!
Not too wild, mind.
Matrixulated
As long as you don't leave anything burning in the oven, I don't think that'd be a problem. That's how fires start, after all.
Alekseandrea
Join us on TWP RMB for Punday Monday!! Put a tacky pun on the RMB and you will Live forever (not really I just need a good way to end).
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia, Chervil
Regional Activity:
11 hours ago: The imagisphere ceased to exist.
11 hours ago: Raidersrule ceased to exist.
Yummy yummy in my tummy!!
[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I can't decide on the poll, but if I could shoot Easter bunnies, eat them and brutally debunk childish superstitions I would have a winner!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Parrona, Auztraalia
Hello all. I am the official ambassador to Spiritius from The South Pacific. If you have any questions, do not be afraid to ask. Thanks!
Tim-Opolis, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Auztraalia, The United Kingdoms Of Calradia, Blazedtopia, Cetaceon
Yes. I am shocked and horrified by these deviants.
That is all.
Nothing to see here.
Go about your business.
[I]Huzzah![/I]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona
*Lurks*
Hello there, Im a new nation.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Welcome! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I call shenanigans, Spuddles.
I call shenanigans.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The only deviants I see here, is me, you, the mangled carcass of the British Empire, the mangled corpse of Jesus, and that circus called America.
Oh, all that and the iceberg that calls itself a frigate, that's a nice joke those Blorg Walruses have there.
I'll also brand myself a heretic, in an RP I placed form over function, only followers of Slaanesh does that.
Matrixulated, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Reaches for the ☢launch codes*
Matrixulated
*Invites to ComIntern*
*Clears throat loudly*
Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica
(obligatory I'm not letting this die yet note)
No Exterminatus today, not now.
*clears fighter launch bays extremely loudly*
Matrixulated, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica
I second that!
M.
Alekseandrea
I wonder where Spuddles has that 'tailored flap' on his furry-cosplay potato suit?
O_O
M.
Alekseandrea
Forget shenanigans, you Muppets!
Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letter ' S ' and my new word, 'Slaanesh' yaaay!
This is not bollocks, this is the straight Slaanesh!
Now be a good Muppet and go use it in a sentence . . . you know you want to!
M.
Alekseandrea, Parrona
Ok so if I have conscription, but also genetically modified super soldiers, does that mean everybody is genetically modified
AND how do I have polygamy yet no adultery or divorce?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Prepares 50,000 ICBMs for launch (excessively loud, but unnoticable from such great distance)*
Matrixulated, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica
The contradictary is true. All at the same time.
And there isn't anything contradictory here. Really.
You have super soldiers, who are genetically modified. The rest isn't.
And polygamy is perfectly possible without adultery or divorce.
So I honestly can't say anything is amiss.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Anyone read the Licanius trilogy? Just finished the second book, can't wait for the third to come out!!
Matrixulated, The Republic Of Parrona
I guess that's true, but it said all my soldiers
Matrixulated
Magic.
Matrixulated, The Republic Of Parrona
...and I thought you were a servitor, the Adeptus Mechanicus is getting a little sloppy with their regulation, I see...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
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