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Region: Spiritus
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Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
*klickity klick*
(Exterminatus tastes good with thyme)
Matrixulated
I like video games, board games, WALRUSSES, fire, and DESTRUCTION!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Anyone want to play a game?
Matrixulated
Depends on the game.
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
Is there supposed to be a poll right now?
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
what game is it?
what game is it?
alrightie i have one main and three puppets
[nation=short]Culveria[/nation]
[nation=short]Sons of Culveria[/nation]
[nation=short]Aebiwaseon[/nation]
[nation=short]Steamcairn[/nation]
Why won't you delete the other ones? We are the most important, anyways.
The Parron Republic
and whens the next poll? oh and salaxalans you should make it open to everyone
steamcairn and aebiwaseon are ones for the rp regions, and culveria is more important then here
Okay, I'm in JB, so I will "try" to make it quick.
Not when you're getting the cyclonic torpedoes...
I think so...
Double posting is heresy!
(I think I am taking this sentence from someone...)
Yes, remember your roots!
You have a puppet here, so keep quiet.
Heresy!
Matrixulated
shush
Itrosomia
*chitter*
(Wind has no effect on my kind because we are extremly aerodynamic so we can reach flying speeds of 192
Kilometers per hour)
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?
You do realise that nations that pass on are immediately devoured by JZJ?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Feel the wrath of the Emperor!
Not fast enough.
Heresy!
Matrixulated
he wasnt here, so they went into the waiting room, so i fed them to the hive
Heresy, they enter a processing factory, ran by Cyrtes, which packs said nation in a can for JZJ, and only JZJ, to open.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
would it be better if i said i removed the brains and souls from them before giving them to the hive?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*BZZZZ*
(I meant that there is zero friction on our exoskeletons)
KREEEEEE!!!
Nein.
*throws rock at parron*
*laughs when parron opens his mouth to let out his nonsense but gets a rock in the mouth instead*
Matrixulated
I've turned my nation into a commie state by accident :(
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
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how?
Also, [nation=short]nansford[/nation] I will endorse you if you endorse me.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I laughed IRL at this post.
I challenge thee to a game of Warhammer 40k!
The Salaxalans
I doubt that he will accept your challenge.
Everyone knows that crack is cheaper than warhammer 40k.
Matrixulated
who wants pizza?
ME!
Matrixulated
lets go get pizza
KREEEEEE!!!
Where from?
Hotel California
Matrixulated
Who are you?
Welcome to spiritus
Matrixulated
the kitchen of course
Your mother
shall i bake you into the pizza?
Itrosomia
*puts on chef hat and starts making pizza*
KREEEEEE!!!
*helps tail and arms moving gracefully as i put everything together*
I will be delicious
*Summons assembly line of walrus chefs*
Some poorly thought out decisions 's all
No problem pal but you're gonna have to put those walruses, with their unorthodox cooking methods, away
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
No
Matrixulated
The Parron Republic supports this statement!
Matrixulated
What's going on
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Matrixulated
*laughs*
Should I rub some salt in?
Matrixulated
Nah I'm good
Matrixulated
nobody really knows anymore
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Grrrrrrrrr!
Matrixulated
oh okay
Matrixulated
*roflmfao!*
A 'Salty Walrus' sounds like one of those freakish Urban Dictionary terms, like the infamous 'Dirty Sanchez.'
Ewww, [nation=short]Parrona[/nation] . . . just ewww!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Havoc.
Walrussesi cooking tips.
Delusional Dragon God-if-my-IQ-was-2points-lower-I'd-be-a-daffodil RMB spamming and verbal diarrhea.
Acerbic wit.
Sarcasm.
Shenanigans.
Confused Elves.
Angry Tex-Mex . . . and welcome to Spiritus!
Have a potato!
(Limited 'Temporarily-in-Anarchy' Edition potato!)
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
Truly a classic 'Kodak Moment!'
Oooh wait, that's an ancient pop-culture reference that really shows my age.
Nevermind . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
So how do we discuss the new constitution?
Matrixulated
* voice quivering slightly *
Y-y-yes it is p-p-possible.
It c-could h-happen to you.
I have scars that p-p-prove it happened to me.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
I have no idea what she just said!
Fake news!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Sorry, Silv. I'm having a minor meltdown today.
I assume you're referring to the new Spiritus Constitution?
Awww, dammitt! I can't focus!
I need to get back into the 'Top 10 Most Intelligent Nations in Spiritus' rankings, and quickly!
The . . . the more I post . . . the more [nation=short]Culveria[/nation] I'm exposed to . . . brain cells dying . . . the RMB effect . . . potato deficiency . . . Anarchy! . . . mind control . . . Jezus did bite my buttcheek . . . there's a dog loose in the woods . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Mrglglglgland
yees
Matrixulated
*starts eating you*
*spits out in disgust*
*spew acid all over the terrible pizza*
KREEEEEE!!!
Matrixulated
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parron, if I said anything that hurt your feelings it was purely intentional.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
And I would have a battle of wits against you but I refuse to fight someone unarmed.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I mean, you must be the arithmetic, you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance from the RMB.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Before you reply, if you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
You know, I get very emotional when you are not posting on the RMB. That emotion is happiness.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
I only have a minute so I just wanted to remind everyone about the support fun constitutional convention on the forums! :P We're totally rebuilding the government, and need everyone's help! :D There are some links to it in the WFE, and the forums are here: http://www.spiritus.wtf
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
I'm used to it.
Thing is, most of my neurons died reading the RMB of Kesmor of Draconos.
Add trouble, sounds like Culveria, subtract pleasure, also Culveria, divide attention, Culveria...
Next time, before posting, make sure all the points you are trying to make are in the same post.
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland
Unless there is something to reply to in another page.
Before you triple post, make sure that there won't be a fourth.
Five posts in the row, come back when you have consolidated your thoughts.
Matrixulated, Mrglglglgland
Thank you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Good evening, y'all
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Evening.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
How's everyone doing?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Amalgam Of Atoms, Statens
Crap I just realized I forgot a poll this week.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
I didn't.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What she said.
Blame it on the 'Temporary Anarchy' . . . one time only!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
The correct term is "wibbly wobbly timey wimey ball".
Or it simply was short for "I didn't forget the poll, but realised Salaxalans did forget about it.".
But that explanation would be so mundane.
Matrixulated, Andorempire, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Itrosomia
I'm afraid I have lost a lot of sanity-levels lately.
Has anyone else here experienced the horrors of Polythreme?
I feel my nightmares increase just being there.
The RNG is a cruel master.
Matrixulated
You play Fallen London?? Yes Polythreme is a nightmare I agree wholeheartedly. :P
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
How is everyone this weekend? Staying warm and dry I hope. :)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
I do play.
I've given up on conquering Polythreme, for the moment.
I'm going to seek the name.
It can't possibly be as self-destructive as that d*mn godforsaken place called polythreme.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Were warm. Where I am it is 80 degrees.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
*Klicketly chitter*
(Since there is nothing interesting ping on i am going to do something.)
*starts making a giant automaton*
Matrixulated
"Were".
Is.
Wrong.
Just.
Wrong.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland, The Parron Republic
Grammar Nazi Triggered!
'Polythreme' research in progress . . . although, are you sure it's pronounced 'threme' and it's not your speech impediment at work?
Just checking, is all, I swear!
Researching . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I have no speech impediment!
You have one!
It's called "American"!
*Runs of, screaming*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'm a little obsessed with Fallen London, been playing it for a little over two years now. Too bad I didn't know you played last week, I could have buried you under glasses of teeth and mushroom erotica during the Feast of the Exceptional Rose! :P
Matrixulated, An Inviting Spirit, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds like haha.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
New to this game, if anyone has any tips I'd greatly appreciate them!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany
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