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Region: Spiritus
We'll never reach it.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Alekseandrea
This is the first RMB message in Spiritus.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Yup. Its 4 years and 46 days ago.
I wonder how many nation states joined Spiritus, came, went, and went defunct in in that time?
How many Spiritans became Spirit-aints?
M.
Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Eudaiimonia
Check out the Constitution of The Kingdom of Mushmellow at:
http://www.mushmellow.x10host.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3
Hope you enjoy it.
P.s that is my little playground site.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark
This is awesome xD
Matrixulated, Mushmellow
morning everyone....lol or atleast it is here
Matrixulated
Really boy I know Paradise Moon IRL soooo I can ask him to leave and he will -_-
Matrixulated
KRAY don't do it!
Matrixulated
I do know him, but I'm not leaving Spiritus.
Spiritus is awesome. 👍
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
This reeks like misinformation or like propaganda...
Which one could it be?
Matrixulated, Paradise Moon
Dununununununununun! Illuminati confirmed! Btw we will never leave we love this clan <3😉
Matrixulated
Btw that was my other account talking ^^^^^^ xD ^_^
Matrixulated
The Constitution of Paradise Moon
We, the peeps of Paradise Moon, do exist.
Article I:
Cheese is compulsory.
Article II:
Money is a privilege, not a right.
Article III:
We will only use Roman Numerals.
Article IV:
We will always have as better grammar than The Dictatorship Of Dictatorship of.
Article V:
Swagness is compulsory.
I hereby decree this the national law of Paradise Moon.
*Terms and rates may apply.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark
Sorry, dude it is true, though.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Wut? I was talking about you there, not him.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
The Majestic* Colony of Paradise Moon will now be referring to itself in the third person.
*Dramatization
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It's Dununununanudununununanunanunununununanununununudunununununanununununinaan, not Dununununununununun.
Sounds like an anime cliche. You may proceed however.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Paradise Moon does not agree with this.
(Meanwhile, one of my assistants informs me that most people in Paradise Moon have small or non-existent noses, his mouth moving in a way that does not correspond to what he is saying.)
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Agh! A group crazy people with spiky hair and small noses are gathered around my building with pitchforks!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Anime Contingency controls Paradise Moon now.
Being anime is mandatory here.
If you wish to move to Paradise Moon and are not anime, you will have to undergo severe plastic surgery.
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Okay.
The normal Paradise Moon is back.
I had a Civil War.
No more third person stuff.
Anime is stupid.
🧀
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Thank you.
Matrixulated
I realized that and you don't have to state the obvious 😉
Matrixulated
Has anyone seen the news post? Sounds like tomorrow will be interesting...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
What's the worst that could happen?
A world assembly zombie apocalypse?
"Must vote for seemingly OK resolutions, despite some serious flaws/political correct stupidity because, frankly, I didn't read the resolution."
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Tomorrow, if experience is any reference, we will be knee deep in zombies, no fault of JZJ. Prepare to work on the cure...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
I don't think it will be zombies; that's on Halloween now. Usually on April Fool's it's something new each year!
Matrixulated, Red Dusk, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
What have they already done for April Fools?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
...And it's Goodnight from him!
R.I.P. Ronnie Corbett - British Comedy Legend
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks, Eudaiimonia
Last year we had two zombie apocalypses, one for April 1st, one for Halloween. I don't see any reason that NationStates would break with tradition...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Much to my surprise, after a long time as number two, Rogue Lumberjacks is number one for drug use. Let the celebrations begin. Mushroom,any one?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
that shroom made me see things men...no i havent seen your shrooms but have you seen the effing dragon in the kitchen?!?!?!?!?!?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
45 NOW WHOOOOHOOOOOO {points a gun} QUIT YOUR CHEERING
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Dear friends in Spiritus:
I am glad to announce our forum is finally up and running and that Spiritus has its own embassy!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Amalgam Of Atoms, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation], there was Cards Against Nationstates, a stock exchange, an IPO... And other ones that I don't remember. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Not last year, that was at least a few years ago. It certainly isn't a "tradition" because, as Salaxalans said, we've had several other April 1st events.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Yeah, that year it was the first time, and everyone liked it so much that they decided to make it a Halloween thing. Since then, just once per year for the zombies.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
This year it will be Lord Hutton invading the entire wold. Holy War against all, April 1st!
praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Well, it is Fools Day after all.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US
Matrixulated
So am I correct in stating tat in order to start your own region you need to have at least two-hundred million people living in your country.
Wow I really messed up in spelling/grammar there.
Matrixulated
HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm ninth give me your souls.
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
jumps off bridge} YOU WILL NEVER GET ME NEVAAAAAAAAAA [splat]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Wow. Not even three days here and I've already witnessed a suicide. What a time to be alive.
I sure hope they weren't infected.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp, Eudaiimonia
You must be confused.
Matrixulated
*Dramatic Music*
The ultimate RMB war. Bets open now. My money's on Pixelpark. Who will win?
*More Dramatic Music*
Matrixulated, Pixelpark
FYI, Dictatorship Of and Liberalization were made by the same person.
Matrixulated
Sorry, I left mine at home.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
Ah, okay.
Post self-deleted by Paradise Moon.
This was the last place our founder was seen. Where has he gone? Will the police find him?
Matrixulated
Looks like April Fool's has begun!!! Not sure what it's about yet but that's mainly because I haven't read any of it. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Update: Woah.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Okay, so... Seems I'm running for Secretary-General. EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME WILL RECEIVE A POTATO!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!
:D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Our founder was actually last seen a few days ago in the IRC (which you should all join), and he is absent frequently. Nothing to worry about :P
While I'm plugging, nominations for elections for both Regional Assembly and President are open, in fact they're almost closed! Voting will open tomorrow, join the forums if you want to vote on the Region's Government. If not, well, I'll be very sad.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
The Salaxalans is now in fourth place in the race for Secretary-General! Keep those votes coming!!! :D
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Thank you for spreading the word, [nation=short]Paradise Moon[/nation]!!
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Paradise Moon
Yep.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Top 10 in the region for obesity, gambling, and crime!
*Looks up at assistant while betting on his Poker game, asking for an illegally imported 98,000 calorie hunk of cheese*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
The Rejected Realms, the largest super PAC, is looking for candidates to defend and preserve the delicate interests of Rejects in the WA (Telegram Koch Sr. [nation=shortname]Libetarian Republics[/nation] or ask the Shareholders...eer I mean Rejects on The Rejected Realms RMB). If you're willing to subvert and break the rules to get what you want, consider asking for our endorsement! Thanks all. And remember, integrity won't get you anywhere.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Go Salaxalans!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Go Salaxians!
A potato for everyone!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Vote me!
Breaking News: The Salaxalans has recently gained the support of the state of Idaho and Ore-Ida.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Boy I hope so. :P
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
We're holding on to fourth place! Slowly creeping up on Hillary in third... LET'S KEEP THIS THING MOVING!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
What is going on?? What are we electing?
Matrixulated
Secretary-General for the World Assembly! :P It's the yearly April Fool's event; the position doesn't actually exist, BUT WE'RE ELECTING IT!!! Three rounds of voting, top 25 of each round take the top 25 spots on the ballot of the next round (anyone can sign up for any round, but they will show up on the ballot below the first 25). Then, the top five from the third round go on to the general election!
LET'S MAKE NATIONSTATES POTATO AGAIN! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia, Dictatorship Of
I don't see a box for you, who do I choose?
Matrixulated
At the bottom, there's a button to show more candidates; click that and I should be right there. This ballot was in order of who signed up, unfortunately, but if I can keep this position until the end of round 1 I'll be right near the top next round! :P
Matrixulated, Eurotranrussialvanermany
POTATOS FOR EVERY FAMILY!
HASH BROWNS FOR BREAKFAST!
FRENCH FRIES FOR LUNCH!
BAKED POTATOS FOR DINNER!
Salaxians 2016!
Matrixulated, Pixelpark, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Okay so a tally of all the regions flying the potato:
United Republics Of Ad Sinistram
And there could be more! We're really getting the word out; yay potatoes!!! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Add Terrene to that family!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Post by Cas1 suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Platform Nine And Three Quarters is supporting [nation=short]We Are Not TBH[/nation] for WA Secretary-General. :)
Howdy Spiritus! If we were not in direct competition with our old friend [nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation], we would vote for them and you should too! But, if you are looking for a NatSov Candidate, check our platform here. (Sorry Salaxalans, we could not resist)
:)
Big Tex
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, H-Albu
Post by Cormactopia Ii suppressed by The Salaxalans.
I should note that Osiris wasn't consulted at all and is only boosting for you because our Pharaoh is also your Founder, and he unilaterally decided to boost for you instead of our own region's candidate, [nation=short]Revert[/nation], or the candidate of some other region we're more closely aligned with -- instead of the region that committed to the overthrow of our government when it was first founded. Spiritus: Infringing on other regions' sovereignty since 2016. Very classy.
POTATOES FOR LIFE
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Hail The Potato o/
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Make sure to install potatoism!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
POTATO!!! \o/
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Praise the Potato!
\[T]/
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Potatoes!🍟
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
Okay, all this campaigning has me exhausted so I think I'm going to go to sleep. :P We got to fourth early on and now we've slid back to seventh; hopefully before the round is done we can move back up a few levels!! Pretty sure we'll still be in the top 25 by the end though, hopefully still at a good level for round two. Thanks for spreading the potato news so far, everyone! :P
Matrixulated, Asmovia, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Ignis De Rebellione, Eudaiimonia
Heyo, I was in this region awhile before with a different nation and I just wanted to say I'm rooting for you!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Thank you! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
This is a message from SalaxaPAC to all nations in Spiritus encouraging you to VOTE SALAXALANS
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Hello everyone! I was thinking of making a Spiritus newspaper. It'll be called "The Weekly Spirit". It'll have a bunch of articles such as but not limited to, Interview Section, Humor Section, Regional Section, Within Nation Happenings etc.
I'll post more information once you guys and gals tell me what you think about this? Should I do it or not???
Matrixulated
It seems the Crashed Spaceship has once again been terraformed into a potato nation. Such a nation promise to work to repeal the "guilty until proven innocent" policies that have so long hindered democracy in the WA if elected?
Praise be
Matrixulated, Eudaiimonia
A Potato for all!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
The Zombie Potato Republic Shall Rise Again!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yay potatoes!! Still in the top ten! :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
It's friday everyone. Don't forget each round to vote Salax. He'll give us all a potato.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE *beep* TELEGRAMS ON THIS *beep* SITE!
NOW, I HAVE TO *beep* DELETE ALL THESE FILTHY NON-POTATO INSPIRED *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!
I'VE GOT *beep* BETTER *beep* THINGS TO DO!
*beep*
*beep*
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Well, that felt refreshing.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
*hands [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] a potato*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
Ahhh dear Boss, I'll take mine rinsed and dried off, with a little olive oil massaged over the skin and a light sprinkling of Mortons Coarse Kosher Salt.
Bake it 40-45 minutes on 400°F.
Hmmm . . . yep, split the top then I want lotsa butter, coleslaw, light sprinkle coarse-ground black pepper, and top with chopped chives.
And I'd like that to-go, please, Spud Minister.
One tater, one vote.
M.
The Salaxalans, H-Albu, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
What a pleasant surprise.
Thank you, kind sir.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eudaiimonia
OKAY EVERYONE! IT'S ROUND TWO!!!!! VOTE SALAXALANS AGAIN! :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ignis De Rebellione
I want assurances that the Right Honorable Spud-Minister upholds the democratic process . . . One Spud, One Vote!
I need another fix!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eudaiimonia
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