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Parrona wrote:Come on Horsea, no need to be squimish about it, I swear, there will be no WMDs involved...

*gets ready to invade planet outright*

Hold-off on the Earth invasion for now, you warmongering Luddite!

But I do like your suggestion of using, "Stellarpyre on a major population centre."

There is an iceberg infested with fat, useless, amphibious mammals that should be targeted for extermination. Have at it!

M.

Parrona, The Parron Republic

Matrixulated wrote:Hold-off on the Earth invasion for now, you warmongering Luddite!

But I do like your suggestion of using, "Stellarpyre on a major population centre."

There is an iceberg infested with fat, useless, amphibious mammals that should be targeted for extermination. Have at it!

M.

So you just wanted an iceberg exterminated, not a planet, how dissapointing, regardless, here, we, go!

*immediately gets hit with another event*

Ow!

Edit:

Culveria apparently launched a sneak attack on the Vulturian Union...

[spoiler= Lots of mentions going around... ]

Prunasia:

We will not stand for this, the Culverian imperialists rear their ugly faces today, the only reason we did not take action was because they knew where the line was...now they crossed it, and blood must be spilled, we will defend our Vulturian comrades, and spill Culverian blood before they spill ours!

Vulturian Union:

We used to stand against the Parronans, however, there wasn't any bloody war, for the only war was an ideological struggle, for they knew the civilized language of diplomacy. The Culverians now try to convince us to bow down to their..."god"...with the only language they know, violence! It is time, comrades, foreign Kings, and Presidents, to put aside our differences and defend against the Culverian aggressors!

[/spoiler]

[spoiler= Official response according to state controlled news ]

United Parronia is utterly appalled at the aggressive actions undertaken by Culveria, the invasion of Prunasia and the razing of its major planets are blatant attempts at maximising the hardships of Prunasians.

However, that could not be compared to the massacre of Cielestille, which is genocide, Parronia will not stand for the complete disregard for basic species rights, by dawn tomorrow, we will go to war.[/spoiler]

Drakenport-Vulsargrad Defence Line established.

[spoiler= Horsean response ]

Today, we mourn, the unnecessary loss of life in Cielestille, we will not forget those who died defending their country, and those who died because they were Prunasian, however, we should not treat them as casualties, they died for a righteous cause, they died so that their country could have a chance to prosper after the war, in honour of their valiant sacrifice, we, will, take up arms tomorrow, we will ensure that their deaths are not in vain! [/spoiler]

Get ready for Culveria gangbang 2.0.

Pumping paragraphs like there's no tomorrow, must be because I missed out one week, so, take it as an apology for the fillers.

Matrixulated

Any tips for new players?

Matrixulated

Gric Shana wrote:Any tips for new players?

Don't worry, issues come for those who wait?

Matrixulated

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Matrixulated, Aaraksburg

Friends, Spiritans; fellow denizens of our great potato-loving region; Spiritus! - Lend me your ears, and partake of our latest opportunity to exercise a little of our hard fought for freedoms!! - Vote in our new poll!!!

Today we return to familiar ground, and a Spiritan favourite subject; potatoes!🥔 (Why not?!) - Let us raise a 🍻toast🥂🍾 and perhaps a roast to potatoes!!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Friends, Spiritans; fellow denizens of our great potato-loving region; Spiritus! - Lend me your ears, and partake of our latest opportunity to exercise a little of our hard fought for freedoms!! - Vote in our new poll!!!

Today we return to familiar ground, and a Spiritan favourite subject; potatoes!🥔 (Why not?!) - Let us raise a 🍻toast🥂🍾 and perhaps a roast to potatoes!!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

The last option is wrong, since everything is in space. The first plant grown was a liverwort.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Itrosomia wrote:The last option is wrong, since everything is in space. The first plant grown was a liverwort.

I reject your reality!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Friends, Spiritans; fellow denizens of our great potato-loving region; Spiritus! - Lend me your ears, and partake of our latest opportunity to exercise a little of our hard fought for freedoms!! - Vote in our new poll!!!

Today we return to familiar ground, and a Spiritan favourite subject; potatoes!🥔 (Why not?!) - Let us raise a 🍻toast🥂🍾 and perhaps a roast to potatoes!!

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Potato loving? I'm sorry to tell you that this is the wrong colony, if you want potato lovers, go to a Vulturian colony.

Meanwhile, I have arranged a trip to the Vulsargrad-Drakenport Defense Line, now, OFF TO THE FRONT LINES WITH YOU.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.

Aaraksburg wrote:Potato loving? I'm sorry to tell you that this is the wrong colony, if you want potato lovers, go to a Vulturian colony.

Meanwhile, I have arranged a trip to the Vulsargrad-Drakenport Defense Line, now, OFF TO THE FRONT LINES WITH YOU.

....Spiritus is pretty famous for the potatoes.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

Statens wrote:....Spiritus is pretty famous for the potatoes.

You, let me see your papers.

Matrixulated, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Aaraksburg wrote:You, let me see your papers.

**Provides Statens with honorary doctorate from [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]; ordaining them as a minister, pastor, and exorcist, which carries with it a license to perform marriages, provide spiritual support at medically-assisted suicides, and hold funerals**

**Gives Statens a purple diplomatic passport from [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation], and an appropriate detail of security**

**Provides visa-free access to the Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Auztraalia, and Animal Farmerica, but not Greater Brazilistan, with appropriate travel documentation**

Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Aaraksburg

Fav if eefceec

Edit: I didn’t mean to type that, but OK.

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Provides Statens with honorary doctorate from [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]; ordaining them as a minister, pastor, and exorcist, which carries with it a license to perform marriages, provide spiritual support at medically-assisted suicides, and hold funerals**

**Gives Statens a purple diplomatic passport from [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation], and an appropriate detail of security**

**Provides visa-free access to the Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Auztraalia, and Animal Farmerica, but not Greater Brazilistan, with appropriate travel documentation**

Eh, alright, seems good. Alri... *Culverian dreadnought fires upon the starport*

Blyat! First time these Culverians got past the Vulsargrad-Drakenport Line!

Everyone get off the station in an orderly manner, or I'll not hesitate to "boost morale!"

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:**Provides Statens with honorary doctorate from [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]; ordaining them as a minister, pastor, and exorcist, which carries with it a license to perform marriages, provide spiritual support at medically-assisted suicides, and hold funerals**

**Gives Statens a purple diplomatic passport from [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation], and an appropriate detail of security**

**Provides visa-free access to the Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Auztraalia, and Animal Farmerica, but not Greater Brazilistan, with appropriate travel documentation**

Statens may visit Eurasian Alliance, but we have strict rules for how long, and we must warn you; you will be watched...

Matrixulated, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Statens

Eurasian Alliance wrote:Statens may visit Eurasian Alliance, but we have strict rules for how long, and we must warn you; you will be watched...

...whilst "visitors" to Greater Brazilistan will never leave!

Matrixulated

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Friends, Spiritans; fellow denizens of our great potato-loving region; Spiritus! - Lend me your ears, and partake of our latest opportunity to exercise a little of our hard fought for freedoms!! - Vote in our new poll!!!...
Personally, I think there are better, nobler, more nutritious and flavoursome vegetables than the "humble potato". However, I like your "fact" (and I quote); "The first recorded recipe for chips/fries comes from 1660, & was partnered with fried parmesan balls." - I am vegetarian, and would go vegan were it not for the fact I love cheese far too much! - Fried cheesy balls?! - Yum!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg

Ubermenschen wrote:Personally, I think there are better, nobler, more nutritious and flavoursome vegetables than the "humble potato"...
HERESY!!!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes

Ubermenschen wrote:Personally, I think there are better, nobler, more nutritious and flavoursome vegetables than the "humble potato".

HOW DARE YOU!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg

The Salaxalans wrote:HOW DARE YOU!

Face it, potatoes are not enough to fulfill anyone's nutritional needs!

Also, I'll provide you with FTL drives, but first...

*strips any planet outside of the Spiritus system of any valuable resources, even new converts*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Ubermenschen

Aaraksburg wrote:...even new converts*

By which, we mean, any alien life, this gift is specifically for JZJ.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ubermenschen wrote:Personally, I think there are better, nobler, more nutritious and flavoursome vegetables than the "humble potato" . . .

Flog this heretic!

In Public!

Aaraksburg wrote:Face it, potatoes are not enough . . .

Madness!

This . . . Is . . . Spiritus!

One act of heresy from one wayward Muppet is one too many . . . but TWO?

This is an outbreak of Lunacy and could be contagious!

I say again: . .exterminate the floating iceberg infested with feckless, fat-bodied, fart-wranglers thus eliminating a sinister and very, very fat-chance of further transmission of this latest public health calamity.

Think of the children . . . and their potatoes!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg

Ubermenschen wrote: - I am vegetarian, and would go vegan ...

I don't want to accuse you of bringing up your dietary habits when it's irrelevant, but you just did.

-Insert sarcastic special snowflake comment right here-

(You did insult the potato. Pray that I don't insert an actual sarcastic comment in the future...)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Aaraksburg wrote:...I'll provide you with FTL drives, but first...

*strips any planet outside of the Spiritus system of any valuable resources, even new converts*

Parrona wrote:By which, we mean, any alien life, this gift is specifically for JZJ.
Are you perhaps referring to the redeployment of many of my puppets to regions new?! - That was done solely by my Will...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Are you perhaps referring to the redeployment of many of my puppets to regions new?! - That was done solely by my Will...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Animal Farmerica remains loyal to Spiritus

Edit: Also, most of those regions that I have had the "pleasure" of residing in before are boring, and kind of freak me out!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Blazedtopia

Animal Farmerica wrote:Animal Farmerica remains loyal to Spiritus

Edit: Also, most of those regions that I have had the "pleasure" of residing in before are boring, and kind of freak me out!

Yeah, I'm not welcome in most of the Communist or Social Democratic regions these days either...

(That's why I'm still here!)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica

Eurasian Alliance wrote:Yeah, I'm not welcome in most of the Communist or Social Democratic regions these days either...

(That's why I'm still here!)

Those filthy commies...

*mumble* Sal- *mumble* -sixteen.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica

Alekseandrea wrote:

Those filthy commies...

*mumble* Sal- *mumble* -sixteen.

The creation of the red potato has begun, lol.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Itrosomia, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Alekseandrea wrote:Those filthy commies...

*mumble* Sal- *mumble* -sixteen.

It's funny how some followers of an ideology that is supposed to be global, international, socially inclusive; embracing of all humanity, can be so intolerant...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Eurasian Alliance wrote:It's funny how some followers of an ideology that is supposed to be global, international, socially inclusive; embracing of all humanity, can be so intolerant...

There's blame on both sides...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes, Blazedtopia, Aaraksburg

Matrixulated wrote:Flog this heretic!

In Public!

Madness!

This . . . Is . . . Spiritus!

One act of heresy from one wayward Muppet is one too many . . . but TWO?

This is an outbreak of Lunacy and could be contagious!

I say again: . .exterminate the floating iceberg infested with feckless, fat-bodied, fart-wranglers thus eliminating a sinister and very, very fat-chance of further transmission of this latest public health calamity.

Think of the children . . . and their potatoes!

M.

This...is...why we're not selling our Stellarpyre torpedoes to you guys, unless you guys accept a direct delivery from orbit!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Are you perhaps referring to the redeployment of many of my puppets to regions new?! - That was done solely by my Will...

[sub]Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ![/sub]

Can we not make it a meta topic?

Oh wait, we don't want a second Culveria, sounds good.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:HERESY!!!

You call yourself an "Unorthodox" church, and yet I am the heretic?!

The Salaxalans wrote:HOW DARE YOU!

I am free and able, thus I do.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Twelve Tribes, Aaraksburg

Ubermenschen wrote:You call yourself an "Unorthodox" church, and yet I am the heretic?!

I am free and able, thus I do.

Nice counter.

Careful, Salaxalans might try to increase the strength of its psychic dominators...

It's a good thing that they don't affect other universes...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

(This is not recruitment) To anyone that will listen, there is a relatively new region that I have been monitering for a while. (I have created this nation to hide my identity) This region is in a very likely position to become another dangerous raider region! This region is called The Atlantic Cooperative. This region is highly nationalist and imperialist and has already made an attempt at taking over another region! However, I do not know if it was ultimately a success or not. Now, they have begun the process of creating a regional invasion military! Please, I am here to spread awarness. If we could get anyone to create a resolution condeming this region, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for your time,

~The Free Land of Arbolian

Matrixulated

Free The Cooperative wrote:[/nation]

Not worth raiding, the region has a founder, also, I see puppet yakking, now bugger off.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Aaraksburg wrote:Not worth raiding, the region has a founder, also, I see puppet yakking, now bugger off.

Don't worry, this is not puppet yaking. I am just going around to different regions and warning people. No malicious intentions.

Matrixulated

Free The Cooperative wrote:(This is not recruitment) To anyone that will listen . . .

The Free Land of Arbolian

Sincerely, good luck with that!

M.

Free The Cooperative wrote:Don't worry, this is not puppet yaking. I am just going around to different regions and warning people. No malicious intentions.

Alright, good luck on raiding a region with a founder, at least tag it.

Sincerely, a former mercenary.

Alekseandrea

Aaraksburg wrote:This...is...why we're not selling our Stellarpyre torpedoes to you guys, unless you guys accept a direct delivery from orbit!

Do you do next-day delivery?

Deliver directly to:

The Walrus Populated Iceberg of Itrosomia

I'm his Secret Santa.

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg

Eurasian Alliance wrote:It's funny how some followers of an ideology that is supposed to be global, international, socially inclusive; embracing of all humanity, can be so intolerant...

Nah, they're all equally intolerant . . . it's just that some followers are more intolerant than others.

;)

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Matrixulated wrote:Do you do next-day delivery?

Deliver directly to:

The Walrus Populated Iceberg of Itrosomia

I'm his Secret Santa.

M.

Unfortunately, no, because there are certain, complications, you have to wait a month, so, the best we can do is, erm...in one week, erm...let...me...check...ah, 14 thermonuclear devices, it's cheaper, it won't destroy the world, and it looks nice.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

The road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.

[spoiler= I'm not lazy today, yay! ]

Alright, everyone! Today is a great victory over the economic left, Parronia has officially amended its economic policy for autonomous territories. Due to a petition made by those in the autonomous territories and the effort put in by the lobbying group, the motion for amendment has passed with 634 votes FOR and 253 votes AGAINST (594 needed to pass), with 3 abstaining, and then, earlier today (2 days after the first vote), the parliament has decided to DEREGULATE economy of the autonomous territories! The first round of voting was inconclusive, however, the second and final result was 597 for DEREGULATION and 290 for REGULATION (594 to pass), with 3 abstaining![/spoiler]

Edit I: Fixed.

f**king keyboard rebelling again...this...is...the...last time...that...it, will, rebel, against, ME!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ubermenschen wrote:You call yourself an "Unorthodox" church, and yet I am the heretic?!
One person's orthodoxy is another person's unorthodoxy! - I'm very orthodox; in that my orthodoxy is not the orthodoxy of those outside my orthodoxy! - Understand?! However, I'm very unorthodox in tolerating the unorthodoxy of others! - That is ofcourse while we persuade you of the arguments for adopting our unorthodox orthodoxy...

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:One person's orthodoxy is another person's unorthodoxy! - I'm very orthodox; in that my orthodoxy is not the orthodoxy of those outside my orthodoxy! - Understand?!

Nice loop you got there.

*ad*

Need an exterminator? Just pay a monthly tribute for the next millennia with a 5% interest or a lump sum and conduct a double flag operation/provoke your enemy into declaring war on you, expect a response in one month.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Did any of you get a telegram saying that you were making a very poor choice by joining a region with a Defender tag or something?

I found it so hilarious I shared with some friends.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:Did any of you get a telegram saying that you were making a very poor choice by joining a region with a Defender tag or something?

I found it so hilarious I shared with some friends.

"How dare you play the game how you want it! You should only follow other's advice blindly and get no enjoyment from the game, like it's meant to be played!"

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg

Aaraksburg wrote:Unfortunately, no, because there are certain, complications, you have to wait a month, so, the best we can do is, erm...in one week, erm...let...me...check...ah, 14 thermonuclear devices, it's cheaper, it won't destroy the world, and it looks nice.

Doh!

Oh well. Back to the 'Acme Company' catalog . . .

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Alekseandrea wrote:(You did insult the potato. Pray that I don't insert an actual sarcastic comment in the future...)

She warned you!

And you deserve both barrels of whatever unbridled wrath is unleashed upon you, Ubermenschen, for such unconscionable heresy!

Slap yourself back to reality!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:She warned you!

And you deserve both barrels of whatever unbridled wrath is unleashed upon you, Ubermenschen, for such unconscionable heresy!

Slap yourself back to reality!

Huzzah!

Soon enough, the only realit...wait a minute, this is not the Aaraksburg address to Spiritus, this is the Parronian Address to the international community before the Retaliation Offensive of Inner Prunasia and Frontier Vultur.

Oh well, better get this done with then...

By this Thursday, I hope.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Doh!

Oh well. Back to the 'Acme Company' catalog . . .

M.

Shoot down that spaceport, and I'll not nuke the walruses.

(reverse blackmail)

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Doh!

Oh well. Back to the 'Acme Company' catalog . . .

M.

Psst, loan the schematics for the Stellarpyre torpedo from Skyre Foundries, it'll only be 1½ the actual cost of producing the torpedo.

Deploying is free.

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ubermenschen wrote:You call yourself an "Unorthodox" church, and yet I am the heretic?!

I am free and able, thus I do.

*Mobilizes Jedi-Zombi Komrad Stalin and the Undead Red Army (just in case)*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Mobilizes Jedi-Zombi Komrad Stalin and the Undead Red Army (just in case)*

Stalin would clearly be sith.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Hello, please consider taking the time to listen to this very important mini-broadcast:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16z9zkeNSWhVhwrZb6DPS6adT5kfr9Mhb/view?usp=sharing

It's best listened to on a mobile device that can use GoogleDrive, such as an Android phone or tablet.

This broadcast is entitled, "What is Child Abuse?" and was made for the Europeia Ministry of Radio's Microcast Reel as part of my activities in that region.

It details the definitions and signs of child abuse, as well as how to report it and/or seek help.

At a later date, I will be producing a dispatch version with an actual external link but I wanted to share this now that it's been published, as so many in the NationStates community are vulnerable to this kind of abuse.

Isaris wrote:At a later date, I will be producing a dispatch version with an actual external link but I wanted to share this now that it's been published, as so many in the NationStates community are vulnerable to this kind of abuse.

Without these "wise" words we would never have realised that one needs to be a child to be subjected to child abuse.

We would never have noticed.

Also, wasn't it possible to use an actual person's voice? There is nothing wrong with a bland, monotonic computer voice, of course, but they tend to be hard to concentrate on.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens

Alekseandrea wrote:

(You did insult the potato. Pray that I don't insert an actual sarcastic comment in the future...)

Dammit.

Alekseandrea wrote:Without these "wise" words we would never have realised that one needs to be a child to be subjected to child abuse.

We would never have noticed.

Alright everyone! Alekseandrea is on defcon 2, pray to whatever deity you believe in for de-escalation.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea

I'm back....and confused

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea

Statens wrote:I'm back....and confused

Stay down and pray that Alekseandrea doesn't launch an entire salvo of sarcasm at you.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Aaraksburg wrote:Stay down and pray that Alekseandrea doesn't launch an entire salvo of sarcasm at you.

I assure you that I choose my targets carefully.

Very carefully...

It's hardly a reign of terror. Yet.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:I assure you that I choose my targets carefully.

Very carefully...

It's hardly a reign of terror. Yet.

That's defcon 2, no sane person wants to see defcon 1.

Edit I: I think I have written a paragraph too many, enjoy the dozen or so of one-liners.

[spoiler= The Unexpected Sully ]

Today, an audacious attack by Culveria has left its fleet decimated, the valiant defense put up by the Prunasians, Vulturians, Parronans, Eakirans, Salmonians, Terrans, Snakkrans and Horseani on the front has provided us with an opportunity to push back the Culverians, this day, will go down in history as the day we liberated the occupied territories! [/spoiler]

[spoiler= News headlines ]

Culverian attack fails, increased activity from coalition forces.

Coalition forces begins advancing in all theatres.

Culveria backs down by offering Uti possidetis peace, Coalition firmly rejects.

Spudersgrad recaptured by coalition.

Recapture of Cielestille.

Last Culverian stronghold in Prunasia, Rexantoal, surrenders to coalition.

[/spoiler]

Not terribly creative today.

Matrixulated

Alekseandrea wrote:Stalin would clearly be sith.

True, we of [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] embrace the Grey Order; believing that the only true order and balance that can be brought to the Force and the Universe is brought about by acknowledging and accepting appropriate balance between Sith and Jedi...

Stalin has proven before to be most effective with dealing with the kind of people that believe themselves to be Ubermenschen.

Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:True, we of [nation=long]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation] embrace the Grey Order; believing that the only true order and balance that can be brought to the Force and the Universe is brought about by acknowledging and accepting appropriate balance between Sith and Jedi...

Stalin has proven before to be most effective with dealing with the kind of people that believe themselves to be Ubermenschen.

Quick, Ubermenschen, send me a protectorate request, and I'll specifically leave one frigate filled to the brim with Stellarpyre torpedoes, erm, what's that?...we...we cannot afford to overextend? What do you mean by tha...oh, yeah, Culveria.

Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:One person's orthodoxy is another person's unorthodoxy! - I'm very orthodox; in that my orthodoxy is not the orthodoxy of those outside my orthodoxy! - Understand?! However, I'm very unorthodox in tolerating the unorthodoxy of others! - That is ofcourse while we persuade you of the arguments for adopting our unorthodox orthodoxy...

☝️The typical mad ramblings of any wild-eyed desert-crossing nomad that's suffered a bit too much dehydration, heatstroke, and/or is under the influence of licking toads, eating brightly-coloured naturally-occurring fungi (or other plant-based materials), and thus has had some "brilliant" epiphany as a result of dreams/hallucinations/visions caused by their brains turning to mush and their mind wandering the dangerous paths that it should fear to tread - Any proselytizing prophet, idolizing acolyte, or true believer would be proud of your mindless, nonsensical, irrational, and unwitting hypocrisy & bullsh¡t...

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud wrote:She warned you!

And you deserve both barrels of whatever unbridled wrath is unleashed upon you, Ubermenschen, for such unconscionable heresy!

Slap yourself back to reality!

Huzzah!

Up yours sonny!

Parrona wrote: Quick, Ubermenschen, send me a protectorate request, and I'll specifically leave one frigate filled to the brim with Stellarpyre torpedoes, erm, what's that?...we...we cannot afford to overextend? What do you mean by tha...oh, yeah, Culveria.

I'll be fine, thanx

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg

Ubermenschen wrote:☝️The typical mad ramblings of any wild-eyed desert-crossing nomad that's suffered a bit too much dehydration, heatstroke, and/or is under the influence of licking toads, eating brightly-coloured naturally-occurring fungi (or other plant-based materials), and thus has had some "brilliant" epiphany as a result of dreams/hallucinations/visions caused by their brains turning to mush and their mind wandering the dangerous paths that it should fear to tread - Any proselytizing prophet, idolizing acolyte, or true believer would be proud of your mindless, nonsensical, irrational, and unwitting hypocrisy & bullsh¡t...

Up yours sonny!

I'll be fine, thanx

To be fair, noting all those posts made by those zealots. And I know this statement is not popular here, but, this is the first time I actually missed Culveria, no matter how much he godmods, at the very least he knows not to worship a f**king plant.

I'd ring a bell, a horned bell in fact, thirteen times, just to bring him back and fight mercenaries nonsense with corvette post spam.

I would even use orks in my next WH40K match.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens, The Parron Republic, Aaraksburg, Ubermenschen

Aaraksburg wrote:Stay down and pray that Alekseandrea doesn't launch an entire salvo of sarcasm at you.

Alekseandrea wrote:I assure you that I choose my targets carefully.

Very carefully...

It's hardly a reign of terror. Yet.

Alekseandrea's sarcasm attacks are the best tho

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Parrona wrote:To be fair, noting all those posts made by those zealots. And I know this statement is not popular here, but, this is the first time I actually missed Culveria, no matter how much he godmods, at the very least he knows not to worship a f**king plant.

I'd ring a bell, a horned bell in fact, thirteen times, just to bring him back and fight mercenaries nonsense with corvette post spam.

I would even use orks in my next WH40K match.

THANK YOU!!!!!!

Matrixulated, Parrona

Ubermenschen wrote:. . . Up yours sonny!

Original Grumpy Grandpa?

Is that really you?

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens

Statens wrote:Alekseandrea's sarcasm attacks are the best tho

Yep, no weapon could match the sarcasm attacks, it bypasses all armor and could force entire worlds to surrender.

Statens wrote:

The fact that you didn't add a "THANKYOU" and a "THANKYOUVERYMUCHBUTCANYOUUSEASPOILERPLEASE" is a testament to how short my post is.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:. . .

"THANKYOUVERYMUCHBUTCANYOUUSEASPOILERPLEASE" is a testament to how short my post is.

Ohhhh you're just begging to be taken out to the [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] woodshed for grammatical abuse!

M.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Aaraksburg

Matrixulated wrote:Ohhhh you're just begging to be taken out to the [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] woodshed for grammatical abuse!

M.

Good thing I always bring a Dreadnought with me, the planet will be terraformed.

I promised you something, but then I screwed up the chronological order, so, here's a replacement. (I initially wanted to drop names like there is no tomorrow, but, it's a wall of text, so, I left it in a spoiler. )

Coalition's Retribution Campaign stalemates, protests calling for peace erupt in all major planets.

[spoiler= The Vulsargrad Resolution ]

This resolution, to be signed by the members of the GAAC and [nation=short+noflag]Culveria[/nation], will end the 18 year long conflict known as the Second GAAC-Culverian Conflict, the terms of the resolution are as follows.

A Demilitarized Zone will be established where the former Veil existed, all planets between the Demilitarized Zone and Prunasia will be returned to their respective countries ante bellum.

The GAAC will be disbanded the following day, and the IUN will fully replace the GAAC, [nation=short+noflag]Culveria[/nation] will be admitted as a member and be recognized as a sovereign state.

[nation=short+noflag]Culveria[/nation] will be given free reign past the Demilitarized Zone and no action will be taken against [nation=short+noflag]Culveria[/nation] is long as it has not violated the terms of the resolution.

It will be compulsory for members of the IUN to sign a Non-Aggession Pact with every other member in 20 standard years, at the same time the standard truce of 20 standard years end.

A standard truce will be implemented and all signatories are not to go to war with each other for the time the truce lasts, [nation=short+noflag]Culveria[/nation], Parronia, Horsea, Eakira, Vultur, the UNE, Snakkra and Prunasia will recognise the independence of the Younger Realms.

Signatories,

Snakkra

Eakiran Federation

United Nations of Earth

Horsean Federation

United Parronia

Salmonan

Vulturian Union

Prunasia

(waiting for Culveria)

[/spoiler]

Will update as time goes on.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Parrona wrote:Good thing I always bring a Dreadnought with me, the planet will be terraformed.

...

"terraformed"

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Matrixulated wrote:Ohhhh you're just begging to be taken out to the [nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] woodshed for grammatical abuse!

M.

I must admit that my motivation to do so is increasing...

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens, Aaraksburg

Parrona wrote:Yep, no weapon could match the sarcasm attacks, it bypasses all armor and could force entire worlds to surrender.

The fact that you didn't add a "THANKYOU" and a "THANKYOUVERYMUCHBUTCANYOUUSEASPOILERPLEASE" is a testament to how short my post is.

Shoot wait I thought I wrote THANK YOU on it

Oh wait I wrote it in the middle of your quote

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Well, someone is going to eat well today!

7 hours ago: Vodissovad ceased to exist in Spiritus.

7 hours ago: Orthus mundus ceased to exist in Spiritus.

7 hours ago: Paradise moon ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Knurdistan ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Holtak ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Thulis ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Niomez ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: The right to arm bears ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Guam ceased to exist in Spiritus.

2 days 7 hours ago: Gaego ceased to exist in Spiritus.

3 days 6 hours ago: Lanso ceased to exist in Spiritus.

3 days 19 hours ago: Potatahs ceased to exist in Spiritus.

4 days ago: Soul farms ceased to exist in Spiritus.

4 days ago: New big bear ceased to exist in Spiritus.

5 days ago: Tsp ambassador to spiritus ceased to exist in Spiritus.

6 days ago: Nyxl ceased to exist in Spiritus.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona

Itrosomia wrote:Well, someone is going to eat well today!

7 hours ago: Vodissovad ceased to exist in Spiritus.

7 hours ago: Orthus mundus ceased to exist in Spiritus.

7 hours ago: Paradise moon ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Knurdistan ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Holtak ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Thulis ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Niomez ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: The right to arm bears ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Guam ceased to exist in Spiritus.

2 days 7 hours ago: Gaego ceased to exist in Spiritus.

3 days 6 hours ago: Lanso ceased to exist in Spiritus.

3 days 19 hours ago: Potatahs ceased to exist in Spiritus.

4 days ago: Soul farms ceased to exist in Spiritus.

4 days ago: New big bear ceased to exist in Spiritus.

5 days ago: Tsp ambassador to spiritus ceased to exist in Spiritus.

6 days ago: Nyxl ceased to exist in Spiritus.

Add that to the around 76 billion dead from the latest conflict, and it'll be JZJ's biggest feast yet.

Oh wait, Parronans burn their dead, so it's around 69 trillion dead.

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Itrosomia wrote:Well, someone is going to eat well today!

7 hours ago: Vodissovad ceased to exist in Spiritus.

7 hours ago: Orthus mundus ceased to exist in Spiritus.

7 hours ago: Paradise moon ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Knurdistan ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Holtak ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Thulis ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Niomez ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: The right to arm bears ceased to exist in Spiritus.

1 day 19 hours ago: Guam ceased to exist in Spiritus.

2 days 7 hours ago: Gaego ceased to exist in Spiritus.

3 days 6 hours ago: Lanso ceased to exist in Spiritus.

3 days 19 hours ago: Potatahs ceased to exist in Spiritus.

4 days ago: Soul farms ceased to exist in Spiritus.

4 days ago: New big bear ceased to exist in Spiritus.

5 days ago: Tsp ambassador to spiritus ceased to exist in Spiritus.

6 days ago: Nyxl ceased to exist in Spiritus.

Yes, well it is a Feast Day!

St. Andrew's day to be precise - So as that is most associated with Scotland we had them all minced up, shoved inside their own stomachs, and deep fried in batter, served with Iron Bru and/or a hot toddy!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

[spoiler= Because I spent all my energy for the week... ]

GAAC disbands, former GAAC members upholds terms of the resolution, awaiting response from Culveria.

President of Eakira calls the resolution a victory, holds victory parade in New Parron.

(in other words, madman holds victory parade despite war ending in what is effectively a Status Quo Ante Bellum peace)

POWs released, families reunited again.

Snakkra forms People's Committee.

Eakira begins isolating itself, construction on New Cradle-New Dusailis Line begins.

Eakira bans Snakkran immigrants.

Snakkra signs NAP with all other states, cancels open borders agreement and severely restricts new immigrants.

Vulturian Premier--Through great bloodshed, we have achieved, peace, it is not a peace that will last forever. However, it is a peace that everyone will be willing to uphold, for now. My hope, is that the war will be infamous enough, costly, enough, that everyone will realise, how futile war is.

[/spoiler]

(spoiler alert: I lied about not having energy.)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Ubermenschen wrote:Up yours sonny!

I'll be fine, thanx

*Offers non-aggression pact*

[sub]*Starts building up defence forces close to your border*[/sub]

Matrixulated, Animal Farmerica, Ubermenschen

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Offers non-aggression pact*

[sub]*Starts building up defence forces close to your border*[/sub]

Tsk tsk, we see that.

*frigate prepares to indiscriminately bomb any piece of land 20 km from the border*

Eurasian Alliance

Parrona wrote:Tsk tsk, we see that.

*frigate prepares to indiscriminately bomb any piece of land 20 km from the border*

But it's not your border!

Eurasian Alliance wrote:But it's not your border!

It's called tachyon sensors and secretly maintained communications.

Also, you should realise that we have a frigate up there, so, no invasions.

In two days I changed from an inoffensive centrist democracy to a father knows best state, back to a centrist democracy and now to a capitalist paradise. Hmm...

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Salmonan, Itrosomia

Screw you guys, I think it is time for me to pull off a 1984 betrayal and...um, declare against potatoism.

(Horsea has announced that a respectable religion is one that fulfills current criteria and doesn't elevate something from a lower position in the food chain to a divine status.)

Culveria and I used to find common ground with this topic, I still remember those times, at least a hundred posts a day.

*collapses from brain haemorrhage*

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Offers non-aggression pact*

[sub]*Starts building up defence forces close to your border*[/sub]

*Supports this action until you actually annex a territory, and show yourself to be bigger, and better than us; then we condemn it!*

Eurasian Alliance

[spoiler= Anti-establishment broadcast ]

Receiving transmission...

Putting it on screen...

Fellow citizens of Parronia, I hope you are paying attention. Do you see the threat that is the primitive? Do you see, the fact that they. their weapons. their behavior. and their religions are a threat to United Parronia? Through our current agreements with them, our technology will eventually fall into their hands! They already are too dangerous! With their current weapons! With our technology in their hands, they will cause wanton destruction to their universe! Our civilization used to pacify any primitive that has a warrior culture or exhibits any, unique, traits, until we met the UNE! We embraced their noble ideals of a fair society where even the King is not above the law, and we let them grow! Until the devastating wars that they waged upon us in the name of democracy! We ceded hundreds of planets, and they eventually came to their senses. This is the sort of mistake that the current administration is repeating! By sharing technology with primitives, we have essentially rigged a Stellarpyre to a...toaster! If we continue this practice, we will sign our own death warrants Thus, I humbly ask of you, my fellow citizens, vote for me in the next elections! Vote for the person who will secure your nation's future! [/spoiler]

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Quaterna wrote:In two days I changed from an inoffensive centrist democracy to a father knows best state, back to a centrist democracy and now to a capitalist paradise. Hmm...

Nice flip-floping.

I really want Parrona and Snakkra as a father knows best, or for Snakkra, corporate bordello, corporate police state, or right wing utopia.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Quaterna

Parrona wrote:It's called tachyon sensors and secretly maintained communications.

Also, you should realise that we have a frigate up there, so, no invasions.

See, this is exactly why I have no military.

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona, Statens

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Offers non-aggression pact*

[sub]*Starts building up defence forces close to your border*[/sub]

*Accepts non-aggression pact*

[sub]*Fails to tell you, you don't have a border with us*[/sub]

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Animal Farmerica, Parrona, Salmonan

Salmonan wrote:Nice flip-floping.

I really want Parrona and Snakkra as a father knows best, or for Snakkra, corporate bordello, corporate police state, or right wing utopia.

Thanks! I'm ultimately aiming for a benevolent dictatorship - so I just need to reduce my political freedoms and increase civil rights!

Parrona, Salmonan

Official Delegate Announcement:

There are four nations which are a few endorsements above the endorsement cap of 27: Matrixulated, Urran, Legendus, and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

If you are endorsing any of these four nations and they still have over 27 endorsements could you please remove your endorsement? Thanks everyone!

And, to the four nations, sorry to start an unendorsement campaign on you. :P

Legendus, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

Due to a certain agreement between me and Culveria, I am happy to announce that the conflict between us that has cooled down long ago but only officially ended today has completely ended.

The Parronian High Government hopes that this will be the first step on the Road to Reconciliation with [nation=noflag]Culveria[/nation].

Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Ubermenschen wrote:*Accepts non-aggression pact*

[sub]*Fails to tell you, you don't have a border with us*[/sub]

*scribbles the word affection over agression*

Ubermenschen

The Salaxalans wrote:Official Delegate Announcement:

There are four nations which are a few endorsements above the endorsement cap of 27: Matrixulated, Urran, Legendus, and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

If you are endorsing any of these four nations and they still have over 27 endorsements could you please remove your endorsement? Thanks everyone!

And, to the four nations, sorry to start an unendorsement campaign on you. :P

I'm not saying that you have mind-control rays, o great Salaxalans, but if you had, some, not I, would claim that you need to stop being a cheapskate and buy some newer models.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens, The Twelve Tribes, Ubermenschen

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm not saying that you have mind-control rays, o great Salaxalans, but if you had, some, not I, would claim that you need to stop being a cheapskate and buy some newer models.

;)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

And I'm back to a centrist democracy thanks to my ban on chewing gum :/

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens

Quaterna wrote:And I'm back to a centrist democracy thanks to my ban on chewing gum :/

Meanwhile, I haven't moved in a month.

*clears throat*

I, propose that I, reroll the nation stats, for the Parron Republic, by lengthening its name to "The Republic of Parrona." I really want my proportional representation, badly.

Any seconds?

The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens

I got that "special edition" issue that gives you a leader......

[spoiler= The results]

Following new legislation in Statens, the Federal Council of Statens has been announced as the new Head of State.

Damn it.

[/spoiler]

Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud

Statens wrote:I got that "special edition" issue that gives you a leader......

[spoiler= The results]

Following new legislation in Statens, the Federal Council of Statens has been announced as the new Head of State.

Damn it.

[/spoiler]

Did that with Horsean, thinking of rerolling.

Statens

[spoiler= Error 606 ]Horsean Federation separates church and state.

Snakkra holds first democratic elections, social democrats win landslide victory.

Polls: Parronian support for PIP on upward trend.

Salmonian Elections: NZPSW wins majority. [/Spoiler]

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