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Region: Spiritus
Meanwhile here in old Blighty, in the 21st Century, we use Centigrade/Celsius, and it is a mild 10°c outside, but my cup of Earl Grey is 85°c, and in my oven I am currently toasting some buns; at 150°c - [nation=short]Grumpy Grandma[/nation] is helping, by serving them to me when they are ready...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Parrona
You not from America, right?
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nope
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Water boils at 100°C.
The Americans will disagree with this, but the rest of the world will agree.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Administrator of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is British...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I lost faith in America...
If only The Empire could strike back...
For queen and country!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes, water, at sea level, and under normal air pressure conditions, boils at 100°c - My cup of Earl Grey is not boiling, it is (or was) at 85°c (last I checked) - Infact if you knew anything about making tea, you'd know that whilst you boil water to make tea, you don't add actually boiling water to tea leaves, if you wish to get the best flavour out of them...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma, Milaou
Make America British Again?! - Yeah, I heard that one before - Not sure it would work out so well for anyone...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If...
The Salaxalans, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We already had this platoon of stormtroopers marching around London yesterday...
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/rogue-one-stormtroopers-march-london-star-wars-video-watch-a7477881.html
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
If you saw the temperature for Antarctica yesterday, you would have seen that it was warmer than northern Indiana.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It's 2°F here.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Didn't Singapore become independent from the queen practically the same way, just not as spectacular, as America did?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No.........We are more peaceful............you Americans fight your way out............We asked for independence......................"spectacular".........what a joke.
Long live the Commonwealth!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
We should actually measure the temperature in Kelvin.
Then the world would be a more positive place.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, The Pie Islands, Parrona, Statens, Milaou
You were expelled from the federation 2 years after you joined. Signatory didn't even want independence. You were expelled because China thought of Singapore as money parasites. You may have been peaceful, but you didn't want to leave, you were forced. Singapore was like a 30 year old living with his parents and then was forced to get a job and buy a house.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Why?! - Because Water boils at 373° Kelvin, your body temperature (if healthy) is 310°k, a nice Summers day would be between 294°k and 304°k, Water freezes at 273°k, Deep Space is 2.7°k, and EVERYTHING freezes at 0°k?!?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Grumpy Grandma
Actually 0°k is when something has no thermal energy
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Milaou
Also known as,EVERYTHING FREEZES. Even the very atoms, maybe even the very strings of reality.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Grumpy Grandma
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
People argue: if nothing can happen at 0°k; if there is no energy and no force that can effect causation, does time really pass?! **Becomes philosophical**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Grumpy Grandma
...
Never explain one of my jokes again.
It should not be done.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Grumpy Grandma
You consider THAT a joke?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
No one has ever achieved apsolute zero, maybe because we as mortals cannot leave time and so we cannot achieve 0° K. Maybe only a fourth dimensional being is capable of achieving apsolute zero, maybe a fourth dimensional being like a Jedi-zombi JezusÂ
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
you want to see a joke? Look at Russinada's economy!
*BURN*
Get toasted!!!🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia
Isn't my economy better than your's?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Milaou
Heyyyy! Not fair!!
It's a work in progress.
Go Russi! Go Russi! Go Russi!
Huzzah
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens, Milaou
But I have an all-consuming economyÂ
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
If we're hounding any economy, it should be mine.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Tis true.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yep. The Murloc economy is pitifully weak.
391st in Spiritus.
19.56 power rating.
Yeah, I'm sending a gift basket.
Huzzah
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Statens
XD Mines pretty crappy too!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Mrglglglgland
Do you mean your economy or his mining industry?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Uh oh it's the grammar police! Wee woo wee woo wee woo
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
🚨
🚓
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
Both mining and our economies are pretty bad. But no I meant Economy. My laptop autocorrected mineis (I missed a space) to mines.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mrglglglgland
My economy SUCKS
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
If you want to hassle someone's economy, pick me
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
This place goes from berserk, to scientific, to philosophical, to economic in little to no time. Arguably the best RMB in NS.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands, Statens
And then it goes silent for a good few hours.
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Statens
Oh no you don't!
Regional Poll • Have you listened to Ringo Starr's Christmas album?
What is this balderdash?
[nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!! Explain yourself!
Where is our potato option?
You will suffer for this egregious miscarriage of poll etiquette!
Huzzah!
The Spirit, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Hah Hahhhh!
But who did that?
Who's evil laughter was that?
Was it Big Boss Salax, or JayZeeJay perhaps, or somebody else?
Whomever it was, I thank-you for shutting down that gasbag!
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia
RIOTS IN THE STREETS OF SPIRITUS! THE PEOPLE CHANTING,"GIVE US POTATO POLL! GIVE US POTATO POLL!" Stores are being broken into, cars are being wrecked. Police are lined up in a phalanx with riot shields while shooting tear gas into the crowd. The people are throwing anything that isn't bolted down at the police. Armored vehicles with high power mounted wanted canons begin spraying into the crowd, blowing people back. Suddenly, the police pull shotguns from their backs and point them at the crowd from in between their shield.
"Don't run!" A brave man yells. "They're just shooting beanbags, they cannot kill you!" He runs at the police to attack. The police open fire; blood everywhere. The man was brave into death, laying in a pool of his own blood. Other rioters lay around him. The phalanx marches forwards and continues to open fire. The massacre was swift and efficient. There is a shadowy man standing on a balcony behind the wall of policemen, the man is salaxalans. He chuckles, he was the one who ordered the slaughter. All this over a poll.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
THE SEMESTER IS OVER THE SEMESTER IS OVER I CAN BE A PERSON AGAIN!
For like three days because this is grad school
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I still have a couple days of finals before the end of the semester. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*collapses*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Pie Islands
Is u in grad school homie?
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
STOP SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*[nation=short]the_botched_pejazzle_of_the_studly_spud[/nation] is dragged inside [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] office. He's cuffed.*
"Welcome, young Spud, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those," Salaxalans spoke, "Guards, leave us. I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master."
"You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate," came Spuds studly retort.
"Oh no, my young vegetable. You will find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things," answered Salaxalans unfazed.
A third figure, presumably Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate stepped forward. "His *censored*." He handed it to Salaxalans.
"Ah, yes, a vegetable's weapon, much like your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's. By now you must know that your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate can never be turned from the potato-less side. So will it be with you," stated Salaxalans.
"You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead, and you with me," said Spud in a voice that doesn't resemble self-deluded rambling at all. Probably.
Salaxalans started to laugh. "Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your Rebel fleet? Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here."
"Your overconfidence is your weakness," said spud defiantly.
Salaxalans wasn't impressed. "Your faith in your friends is yours."
Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate chose to support his most evil master's rethoric. "It is pointless to resist, my dramatically appropriate family connection."
Salaxalans started to gloat. "Everything that has transpired has done so, according to my design. Your friends, out there in Spiritus, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel army. It was I who allowed the rebel scum to know the location MY base. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. "
"So your mind-control failing every 12 minutes was intentional?" asked Spud.
A long and painful silence followed.
Salaxalans tried a diversionary manoeuvre. "Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate unmask yourself now!"
"But you said...," responded Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
"I don't care what I said. Unmask yourself!"
"Ok."
Spud's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate unmasked himself.
Spud recognised his face and despaired. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! [nation=short]matrixulated[/nation] , you too?!"
And at this point the writer of this poorly written piece of romanticised 'history' has run out of clever plot twists. I'm afraid there is no other option than 'jumping the shark'.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Cyrtes, The Pie Islands
This is a posting section.
You don't need to make essays for schools.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Order Of The Heartless
An essay? Hardly.
414 words do not an essay make.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That is where you are wrong.
Japan, was the reason we wanted independence, but the America isn't any better than Britain.
Matrixulated
...
Is it that hard?
If so,RIP me.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Poor thing.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
SKREEEEEEE INFRINGING ON MY AMERICAN RIGHTS SKREEEEE
Heartless American Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm going to steal the Keyblade of Independence and then EAT BACON
America isn't the only independent country, look at Mother Russia.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Nah man, high school.
Singapore became a part of Malaysia along with Malaya, North Borneo, and Sarawak in 1963 because each of the countries thought that the merge would benefit the economy. Very soon, racial riots between the Malays and Chinese rocked the nation. Disputes between the federal government and the state government of Singapore caused a skyrocket in unemployment and a major hit to the economy. The Malay parliament voted 126-0 on the expulsion of Singapore from the federation. It was through tears that Lee Kuan Yew announced singapores independence.
Unless you were talking about the first independence, the one when Japan left and Britain took over but left Singapore's government independent, but completely changed the economy.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Oh, that federation, at least mentioned Malaysia, I thought you meant something else.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That makes sense.
Hello everybody!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Eat a bag of melons you turd
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Salaxalans.
*blinks*
[nation=short]Alekseandrea[/nation] I was going to complain that post was too long when I first saw it but after reading it... Nice. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Order Of The Heartless
Hello.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I LIKE POKEMON
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*flailwaves*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello
I'm new here.
Nothing much else, besides that I am in the top 5% in trout fishing ._.
Matrixulated, Amalgam Of Atoms, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's better than 95% of the people on this site!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I exist.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Gualleturo
Tell me your secret!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I think some of the results of the Issues is a little silly.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That is one saucey secret.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Yes. Very saucy.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea
My favorite is that if you say Harry Potter shouldn't be banned it becomes a #1 bestseller by government order. :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Parrona
Where's my potato option in the current poll, you charlatan?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Statens
How true.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Two excellent, humourous, imaginative, and well-written vignettes that I've ever had the pleasure of reading on the RMB.
Truly, well-played guys.
Huzzah!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Pie Islands, Parrona
STOP DABBING YOU EMU!
Matrixulated
Everytime I hear Studly Stud say Huzzah,I really feel like he dabs XD
Matrixulated, Milaou
we need more plot twists.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Good day, people/vegetables/starches/minerals/interstellar rocks/mindless objects/animals/anything I haven't thought of yet.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Statens
Gooten Morgan,EMU!
Matrixulated
EMU? As in the bird?
Matrixulated
Yes?...
Look in the mirror.
You ARE A TOMATO!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona
AHHHHH!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Good morning, everyone!
Matrixulated, The Survivors Of California
Good morning Fulford!
Now - Anyone like the flag i made? It's pretty lazy, just the Trinidad and Tobago flag with the Von Stockhausen coat of arms.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
If anyone is a tomato here, it is you.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Statens
I have been gone for a long time, and I'm back and ready to insult anyone that comes at me.
Matrixulated, Statens
Now that that is settled. How has everyone's holiday's been?
Matrixulated, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens
I would dare to say it has been even more agreeable than you are.
It's not that hard to imagine.
Matrixulated
Ahh, but this is where I need to correct you sir. It seems you have been wrongly informed about my true identity and my material make-up. Since I wish this to be interesting I shall not say any more on the matter of me. On the matter of you however, I would have to say that you may not be a tomato. I, however, do not know what you are. There are a few things I am certain though, and this are as such. One, you are not a species related to or even remotely similar to a human being. Two, you are even farther from being a relative to the potato than that of your relationship with a human. Three, you hold no influence that is threatening or even remotely large in any sort of scale. Four, you hold no power over me in any way that could possibly harm me, I am sure of this simply because of the way that you attempt to fire back at me. Since I have made my points very clear I imagine that we shall have no such issues in the future. Now sir, or madam, or anything really, I bid you adieu.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens
For anyone wondering, my last post was 201 words long and took about 2 minutes to type.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Swirling Vortex Of Nothingness, Statens
Impressive.
Very nice so far. You?
Matrixulated, The Battlegrounds
OMG YESSSSSS
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
[nation=shortcut]The Battlegrounds[/nation], I don't believe we've met yet, but I have a feeling you and I will be good friends
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Battlegrounds
we got some real descartes types out here
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
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