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Region: Spiritus
**You see a bright red flash of light, a man in a dark suit and shades stands in front of you**
Salaxalans is not evil, he is not an alien overlord, the "crashed spaceship" you think you saw, or heard something about, was nothing but a blimp in the sky at a party you went to with Salaxalans in the 1980's, where the drinks you had that night were spiked - The crash you experienced was a hallucination; experienced after you "crashed" after several of these drinks, landing face down onto a table piled high with a white powder we wouldn't like to comment further on...
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, Auztraalia
<_<
>_>
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, Koznokora, Auztraalia
Comrade Salaxalans, we both know you are not evil alien overlord, you are ofcourse an agent of master plan of the glorious [nation=short]Eurasian Alliance[/nation] to strike fear into foolish redneck 'Muricans...
Поздравления и добро пожаловать домой товарища
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, The Parron Republic, Koznokora, Auztraalia
Aha! Damn you commie b*stards! Time to deliver some 'Murican Freedom!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, Koznokora, Auztraalia
After we delivered your election, you're going to war over what is past?!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, The Parron Republic, Koznokora, Auztraalia
...and just remember we own all your government debt! - Play nice!! - You don't want us to go all "repo man" on you!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, The Parron Republic, Koznokora, Auztraalia
**Deflects anger**
Damn those illegal immigrants and dem radical Muzlamics!!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Radical Rights Of The People, The Parron Republic, Koznokora, Auztraalia
*Grabs popcorn*
Matrixulated, Koznokora
Seeing this reminds me of this:
https://youtu.be/yrDXseJRJIk
https://youtu.be/HQTW5fgZD6g
Be careful proclaiming your Godhood [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation]!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Koznokora
Well, you will be forgotten eventually.
Everyone will say "Do you remember that one nation who was here once that was always really happy?"
"No" they would reply.
But seriously, I hope you have fun in your new region!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Koznokora
Want some butter-like-substance or some chocolate on your popcorn?
Matrixulated, Koznokora, Auztraalia
yea bro gimme some of that
Matrixulated, Auztraalia
Here you go,
*gives you a HUGE box of popcorn with all the fix-ins*
Matrixulated, Koznokora, Auztraalia
How about salted caramel sauce?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Just a friendly reminder:
After "May The Fourth" comes "The Revenge Of The Fifth"...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
Sure!
*gives him the walrus special*
Matrixulated, Auztraalia
❤️
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Yay! ❤️
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
No more Senate for you, Former Queen says so.
No more South East Asian monopoly for you, we have Singapore.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Denmark surrendered to the Germans! Hear! hear!
Merdeka!
Singapore no follow you now!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Well, there are six words you can't un-see!
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Cinco de Mayo?
Then after all that beer and Mexican food, "The Revenge Of The Fifth" would surely be the sixth of May?
¿Si o No?
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
You over there, can you please stop being landlocked?
It doesn't matter if you have the South China Sea, we have the Singapore Straits!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Rapscallions.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch" - King Lear
Matrixulated, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her. - a troublemaker
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
Quoting non-huttonian scripture is punishable by skinning. I took the liberty of fixing it for you since your land has not yet been blessed with the holy shroud of Lord Hutton.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hello! We're a colony of Greater Madaloria, except we split from the main church in a mass revolt. Our beliefs are pretty much the same except we know the truth that Hutton was actually 2014's breakout pop star Lorde.
Praise be Queen Bee
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You should use the complete quote!
"... for the eternal suffering is nothing compared to the presence of Hutton. "
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Lorde Hutton
IS NOT
Praise be
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Not in all caps? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU???
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
He's getting old.
That shift is hard to hold down, you know.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Lacking enthusiasm.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Caps lock?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Caps lock is for amateurs!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
Is it strange that everytime you want to improve your economy, it comes with a blow to your civil rights and/or politcal freedoms.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" is so true. Tim Opolis is wise
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Pagans...
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-The person who tried to conquer Europe, but made the mistake of attacking Russia
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
Hewwo!
Matrixulated
Hello!
Matrixulated, Rybeck Ix
YUH
Matrixulated
If you want a good economy, it's better to first ignore civil rights and political freedoms.
If your economy hits 100, it doesn't fall easily. Unless you pick one of the "let Rome burn" options.
And if it does fall, you'll only need to answer one issue pro-economy. The blow to your civil rights and political freedoms will be rather small.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Agreed.
We refuse to sacrifice the flexibility of Shift for the ease of Caps lock.
WiTnEsS tHe AwEsOmE pOwEr Of ShIfT!
CaN yOu Do ThE sAmE wItH cApS lOcK?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I AgrEe eNTiRelY!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Even worse is that every time you make your safety go up, your civil rights go down.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
ThE wAlRuS nAnNy StAtE oF iTrOsOmIa
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
That does makes sense, you know.
The less people are allowed to do, the less they will do wrong.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic, Faulkenmarsh
I would have liked a few other options in our latest poll to include:
▪"I don't carry things - I have someone else to do that!"
...and...
▪"The Force/Telekinesis"
Oh well!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
HAVE MERCY ON MY SHIFTLESS SOUL
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by The Dark Norse.
Surely it takes greater strength of character, and a sharper; more rational intelligence, to recognize when a situation is dire, a fight is unwinnable, and thus it is more prudent to withdraw, fall back; take a blow now, so that you can live to fight another day?!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Faulkenmarsh
Post self-deleted by Great British Federation.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Singapore is...
▪A member state in the [nation=short]Great British Federation[/nation] (in its reality)...
▪A major centre of trade in [nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] (in its reality)...
▪A territory within Eastazia (in its reality)...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
thx bro
Matrixulated
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Faulkenmarsh
You poor thing.
Matrixulated
*burns down Culverian embassy*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
What did I tell you about the c-word?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
We have 68 WA nations, but [nation=short]Salaxalans[/nation] only has 57 endorsements...
Thus we have 10 "divergents".
We could "convince" them to endorse our most glorious leader, who has nothing to do with mind-control or aliens or overlords.
He told me I had to say that.
Or we could make a wangsty teen movie about this.
We could call it "the ten".
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Faulkenmarsh, Rybeck Ix
"The Tin-Foil Ten"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic
**Resurrects it from the ashes, just to be capricious & irritating**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Rybeck Ix
I only have 23 endorsements, thus 44 WA nations for some reason find the idea of endorsing me unpalatable! - What I've ever done to deserve this lack of trust, respect, or faith; I have no idea?!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Rybeck Ix
14 WA nations, 14 nations JZJ.
We wouldn't want to usurp someone, would we?
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
It's still in ruins, have you had your Joy?
I like multiples of 5 and 10 more than multiples of 2, so make that 45!
Matrixulated
Someone used the C word? Wow. Why would someone even?
*is trying not to laugh*
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Speaking of, I don't think I shared the telegram they sent me when I apologized for me being mean-ish:
"it is fine, my home is where i shall stay, for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus, but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself, i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now"
([nation=short]Prunasia[/nation] knows about this)
Matrixulated
Hey, I have well over 750 million citizens but I still haven't received my leader issue.
Why is that?
Matrixulated
("it is fine, my home is where i shall stay...)
What?
(...for it is a place i am accepted, and not considered a disease, i always played fun at being called the monster of spiritus...)
You kinda earned that title, to be honest.
(...but being called a monster is not fun, i know you meant no harm, you were protecting yourself...)
Being called a monster is just as fun as getting spammed.
(...i apologize i made you want to leave when you first came along to that place, it is good. which is the true reason i came back, but i am not accepted, which is understood, farewell now")
You are accepted, but the way you broadcast your views wasn't accepted.
Matrixulated
You know, you didn't have to read all of the so called "spam". You could just ignore it. But I guess it takes a few brain cells to do that.
Matrixulated
I think I saw that name before.
Matrixulated
I had to be sent the spam. Literally an "okay" would've been fine
Matrixulated
You might have picked one of the no-leader choices:
link to issue (wiki, not on-site) (spoilers, duh!): https://nsindex.net/wiki/NationStates_Issue_No._242
But, if you'll wait, it'll come around.
What goes around comes around and all that.
Matrixulated
Why don't we all change the subject to something else.
It's not like you'll convince the other(s).
Pick something lighthearted.
Like death, taxes or meaninglessness of life.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
😂😂😂
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
Who wants to be 'Beachmaster'?
Raise your hand!
Come on! Raise your hand!
Raise your hand, now?
Anybody?
Oh, wait, y'all only got flippers!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Uh, yeah, he can do that. It's in his skill-set. He's Jezus.
So we now have a zombi-Embassy of _ulveria?
Cool.
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
Just going to leave some tags...
National focus:
[spoiler= Culverian purge ]
Prerequisites:
All of these must be true
The Parron Republic controls Carlmar
One of these must be true
The Parron Republic does not have the modifier:
Culverians pacified
The Parron Republic has the modifier:
Xenophobic populace
The Parron Republic has the modifier:
Devastating Civil War
With the recent uprising against Parron, perhaps it is time to deal with the Culverian immigrants in Parrona, permanently.
Effects:
Decreases [nation=short]Culveria[/nation]'s opinion of us by 50.
The Parron Republic gains the modifier:
Culverian separatists crushed
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Click krrr krrr krrr
(Did somebody say Xeno!?!?)
*rips off parrona's face*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Vivan exorcist: "What is your name demon?"
Oni: "Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke"
Exorcist: "Ah heck no, forget this, I'm going home"
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Parron Republic
We have only 255 residents.
Blame [nation=short]salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]salaxalans_of_spiritus[/nation], [nation=short]salaxians[/nation], [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation], [nation=short]the_salaxians[/nation] and [nation=short]totally_not_salaxalans[/nation]!
How many of them are there? This is ridiculous.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh
Wow.....residents are down here
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic
We have a political disaster, save yourselves!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Political disaster?
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Matrixulated
What is up mee dudes?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Four more! :P
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
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Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia
The sky.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh
Straight savage
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, Auztraalia
Your powers grow weak, Overlord.
Perhaps [nation=short]the jedi-zombi jezus[/nation] could help you unlearn what you have learned . . . something something dark side?
M.
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan
Hello All! Just joined both the site and Spiritus, so I decided to introduce myself!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Hello! I have also just joined!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Welcome to Spiritus to you both!
A potato for you, and a potato for you and away we gooooo!
M.
Alekseandrea, Faulkenmarsh
Welcome to this fine region! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Me too. Just birthed the nation and relocated here almost immediately off of a recruiting telegram, so I'm dropping in to say, "Hi there!"
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Where can one find the guidelines to write WA proposals, [nation=short]the_salaxalans[/nation]?
Matrixulated
Hello!
Welcome!
*gives you a potato*
Take care of your complementary potato!
Matrixulated, Faulkenmarsh
Vodka, mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, baked potatoes, fish and chips, steak and potatoes, latkas, French fries, chilly fries, garlic fries, chilly cheese fries, mashed potatoes and gravy, scalloped potatoes....
The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh, Numutal
Don't forget baked and twice backed potatoes, sweet potatoes, sweet potato fries, potato pancakes, hashbrowns, sweet potato pie...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Faulkenmarsh
Ooh potatoes
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Itrosomia, The Parron Republic, Numutal
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