Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Is it possible to make an alliance with other nations?
Matrixulated
What if I told you that 02:00-02:59 was a magical time. once a year, it doesn't exist at all. also once a year, it repeats itself so it can be the exact same time twice in a day. this really isn't a magical time, it is a conspiracy brought forth by the aliens. They like to masquerade this under the alias "Daylight Savings Time" .
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catgirls
And Bush Did 9/11 Too, Right?
Matrixulated, Professor Chaos, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Takkar
Well the shorter invite brought me here
Matrixulated, Nanrovia
2 metres is an exceptional height. If a minority is 2 metre long, we would have a normal situation.
Since in this case the most are 2 metre tall, it becomes clear you specifically asked for this height.
Combine this with the fact that you were born in the beginning of the first century, when people tended to be smaller and one can conclude you are compensating for your (now) below-average height.
You clearly have no idea how big 2 metre actually is, because you persist in using an outdated system.
The metric system is simply superior.
(Really, 2 metre is big for a human being. Are you certain you converted to the right kind of feet?)
Matrixulated
Worked for me too!
Matrixulated
Welcome to our humble abode!
M.
Nanrovia
And catnip . . . ??
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Catgirls
Yeah!
That's you told !!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post self-deleted by Alekseandrea.
roflmao !!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
LOL!
But seriously . . . how long after being zombified does your junk fall off?
Its a great solution for population control, I must sayl, not to mention the STD rate implodes!
2 meter super-soldiers with no junk don't seem so intimidating . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Thank you for the 2 countries who welcomed me! :D
Matrixulated
And the eldritch abominition who we only know by the horrifying name of 'Vacuum cleaner'.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Catgirls
not only did Bush do 9/11, he is single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, and for the extinction of life on Mars
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Ussia
Chuck Norris is the reason of the extinction of the dinosaurs
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Chlorocartonia
[nation=short]Aquilla Epsilon[/nation], there's no way to do it using game mechanics, but you can role-play alliances!
Also, welcome again to new nations! :D
Matrixulated, Aquilla Epsilon
Mother Of God, That Sly Dog
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
but you must ask yourself, who is really Chuck Norris?.........George.............W.............Bush.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Aquilla Epsilon.
[nation=short]The_Salaxalans[/nation] how is the hell do you endorse other nations, since I've been trying to figure this out for the past hour.
Matrixulated
You go to the page of another nation that is also in the WA and scroll down to the very bottom. There'll be a button there that lets you do it.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Aquilla Epsilon
Using the three sea shells is very easy, if you don't get it, just start swearing.
Matrixulated
I don't think we'll ever know how to use the 3 seashells from demolition man.
Matrixulated
Google it, there are instructions. ;)
Matrixulated
I googled it. Never again.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Mjaumjau
Yes, I'm sure,... and the actual owner of this NS nation IRL is 6'4", and my brother is 6'5", most of the people I know are not much shorter, except a few Asian friends who are tiny!
Actually, I use the metric system all the time, the only time I use Imperial measures is when talking of height or distance, because a lot of the people I know, particularly those who are older, don't quite comprehend the metric system so well - I would normally quote metric system measures, but I wrongly assumed you'd be like most of the other people I meet...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
You simply know a lot of large people.
I believe the average height shou ld be around 1.8 metre.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by Sheeponia.
well then I'm considered small aat about 1.5m. Height is interesting, isn't it.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
LORD HUTTON HAS RETURNED!
The foolish General Hayes of Madaloria has given us our independence back, and we are greater than ever.
Praise be.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Speaking of being back, the Rogue Lumberjacks have also returned, at least for a limited time. D*mn neurologists anyway...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria
Why not stay, here under my holy influence?
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I hve a question
Matrixulated
Lord Hutton knows all
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Kautas
does the chat room allow people to see your face?
Matrixulated
It does not, it's text only
Matrixulated, Ussia, Greater Madaloria
Why is no one in chat room
Matrixulated
uh. im supposed to answer a question bu an ad is in a way
Matrixulated
There's a lot of us in the chatroom, we may not talk constantly but we're there. Try saying hi when you pop in again.
What do you mean? I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Matrixulated
I, Hutton Il, am everywhere
praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Would you mind donating us some blood sample for our research on omnipresency ?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Since he's all over the place that shouldn't be a problem.
It's like taking a sample from a person who found a bomb, you just scrape them of the wall.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Neo-Sciencifica
Forign wizards cannot be trusted with divine blood
Matrixulated
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Londo.
A bonfire? In New Londo? Well, looks like we've made a mistake.
Matrixulated
Where else would the chosen undead refill their estus flask?
Matrixulated
How do i leave this
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
Clicking.
Matrixulated
By moving to The General Hermit Association and going any army that passes through
Matrixulated
hey guys im new so any help would be wonderful thanks
Matrixulated
idk like if we are doing somthing like war or votes or anything ...thanks for responding so quick
Matrixulated
Don't move to DEN
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Starkwood, Alekseandrea
lol i already rejected them seemed not ok but yeah im glad to help in any way i can just tell me how
Matrixulated, Greater Madaloria
Post by San Diego Zoo suppressed by The Salaxalans.
huh?
Greater Madaloria
Post by Greater Madaloria suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Astounding timing, really
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Post by San Diego Zoo suppressed by The Salaxalans.
Thank you, I'm quite proud of that.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
LOL that was good
Matrixulated
How did they invade I'm so confused on how this works
Matrixulated
To put it simply: regions can be invaded and taken over when a lot of people move their nations in and take the Delegate position by force.
We aren't currently at war with anyone, though our Military does participate in operations often. There also does happen to be an election coming up. Information about all of this can be found on our forum, after you register and sign up for citizenship: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/register/ and by asking around in our chatroom: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Spiritus/pages/irc/
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Greater Madaloria, Hurpadurp
Hello!
Matrixulated
Welcome home!
The bed is made, the kids are asleep, your dinner is in the oven . . . and JayZeeJay is still eating everything and everyone who turn their back for a second.
He's out of control and its time you oil-up those chainsaws . . .
First; roflmao!
Second; I do so love black humour, dark comedy, and sarcasm.
Thanks for making my day!
Third; get the samples now, NOW, before the zombies start licking the place clean!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
How dare ye suppress the word of Hutton!
Praise be
Matrixulated
So I could have stayed in hospital for another week or a year, and nothing would have changed?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Actually, I can't remember that last time I feasted on nations that CTE'd - I've not said or done much recently, but thanks for the mention!
That was a brilliant comedic line and the delivery was impeccable! However, I'm sorry to say, that due to lack of recent feasts, you're too late; the Zombies have licked the place clean!
Possibly, but that sounds pretty depressing an outlook...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well, I changed my underwear yesterday . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks, Alekseandrea
You truly are an inspiration for all if us.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue Lumberjacks
Hello!
Matrixulated
4 raincoats, check.
I am ready for the bake off.
How is that? No wait who are you?
No wait even more, I said wait!
Hey, can I eat that?
Whoops, sorry.
Dont ever call me 'mate' or 'dude' unless you say 'the' first...
That is important to know.
Oh I forgot the toothpaste, just use a raw rigotoni instead. Brilliant!
Thats what happened to the dinosaurs, after all.
*badly dubbed*
Beat that, my kung gu style is magnificent. Random lotus technique can not be beaten.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
*fu not gu!
Although.... Kung goo has a nice ring to it, especially given the big bake sale coming up.
What? Im ready for work now.
Matrixulated, Rogue Lumberjacks
Funny thing one of my friend nations lives in the DEN since they have more aggressive views than I do.
Matrixulated, Starkwood, Greater Madaloria
Let us pray to me that DEN never comes here
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere
And I thought my life was boring...
Tomorrow, Rouge Lumberjacks will electing Paul Bunyan as President (current population 748 million). Hip, hip, hooray!
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere, Alekseandrea
I doubt they'd ever even attempt to attack us, since the Region Founder, who can eject everyone, no matter how powerful of a RO they are, is still around. So even if they do take over for a while, The Spirit would get rid of them.
I'm pretty sure I'm correct, I don't really pay attention to Raiding-related stuff though, so I might be wrong.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Oh hey, we have the exact same amount of citizens!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
You guys look cool. Opinions on pants?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Greater Madaloria
Not necessary, but convinient
Matrixulated
I wear pants a lot but shirts not really
Matrixulated
Nope, you are completely correct. We're safe
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Its Queen Nicki!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
when he dies in the real world
Matrixulated
Pants ON . . . definitely on . . . !!!
Before they get taken off . . . if you're up all-night to get some, or up all-night to get lucky.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Depends, do you mean "pants" as an American would mean them ie. trousers, jeans, tracksuit bottoms etc. (any bifurcated exteriorally-worn overall coverall for the lower half of the body); ie. an item of clothing worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth extending across both legs as in robes, skirts, and dresses)?!
OR
Do you mean "pants" as anyone not from North America would mean, ie. underwear, "pants", Y-Fronts, "budgie smugglers", "posing pouches", briefs, boxers, "short shorts", knickers, thongs, G-strings, and/or lingerie?!
Matrixulated
Queen?! B-b-butt you're a Republic?!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
i like loose pants lol
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
It's an achievement in ignorance.
You shouldn't worry.
If the paradoxes reach critical mass,
The country will never have existed.
You know, timey-wimey ball stuff.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Neo-Sciencifica, Hurpadurp
DR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
"I wan't to break free!"
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Alekseandrea, Hurpadurp
so what kind of music do you all like?
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere
I personally like Instrumental Hip-Hop, Funk, Disco, and Electroswing.
Matrixulated, Hurpadurp
Also, I just noticed that The Spirit will CTE tommorow, unless he's on vacation mode.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
same but add rap dubstep and some slower indi music
Matrixulated, The Imagisphere
Let's go with the North American definition
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Let's go with the North American definition
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Hurpadurp
A double post?
The last was posted earlier than the first?
Oh gods.
It's escalating.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Hey everyone, The Church of Satan seems to be sleeping in today, but since I live here I'm not technically stepping on his toes.
It's constitution day in TRR, feel free you head over to hang out, and stop by the BBQ for some fresh grilled ribs! It's gonna be a great day for the Rejects!
Matrixulated
lol
Matrixulated
oh wait I forgot something:
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
lol y u always put that? just curious
Matrixulated
We have a combination of ancient blood-magic and advanced bio-medical engineering that keeps it from CTE. Don't worry :P
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Imagisphere, Hurpadurp
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.