Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
First of all; why? - Is it against the rules? Is it against the Law and a crime?! - Secondly, I don't always "like spam" or "puppet post", but when I do there's a reason and a purpose...
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
[spoiler= Chaos Space Marines liked this, obviously](rough translations)
Jon "the Hawk" of Parrona dead
Parronan Brotherhood declares independence
(Yay, a kingdom in flames. )
No named heir!
Neo-Fascist "Parronan Hegemony" established
Republican ministers forms the Parliament of Beljaki, declares the Grand Republic of Parrona
[/spoiler]
[spoiler= Meta ]
Successful assassination
Ruler dead
No named heir
Succession Crisis
Multiple Rebellions
Ministers calling for dissolution of the Dual Government
Parrona receives event: *001 18th Great Fracturing
Every nation within immediate communication and immediate military response range receives event: *0001 18th Fracturing of the Kingdom of Parrona and Parron Republic
Parronan Brotherhood declares independence from Parrona
Parronan Hegemony declares war on Parrona
Republic of Parrona declares war on the Kingdom of Parrona
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Paxica Culverus
Jon "the Hawk" of Parrona dead!
Ruler dead
No named heir
Succession Crisis
Parronan Crisis Averted as the "J + L = S" Theory Confirmed!
Jon "the Hawk" of House Parrona & Lady Lyanna of House Spud had a secret love-child, and his name is Studly!
The Studly Spud invites the warring factions of Parrona to unite under his banner and bend the knee to the rightful heir of House Parrona!
The real enemies of the realm....the Dragons of Culveria & The Spam King....continue march on Parrona....!
Who's with me?
[I]Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic, Paxica Culverus
Delightful!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
HI, I am Fordana. I plan to be a huge r and D player on the defender side. I have played NS for multiple years now, but the one thing I haven't done is do some serious defending. So yeah um, hi xD
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Hey dude! What was your previous nation?
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Fordana Iv
Well, take a wild guess.
I actually use two, my main is [nation=short]Fordana[/nation]
My other is [nation=short]Fordana[/nation] III
I'm very active in both of those regions, so don't expect me to be like on every five minutes, but I can be pretty active.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Looks lovely, however, I'm planning on dragging Parrona down further, by having 10 still legitimate successors fighting for the throne and 4 simultaneous rebellions.
Bigger threat? Not one but (Every neighbor-Snakkra-neutrals+human nations-Owwala=5) 5! We should have built a wall of fortresses.
I only watch GoT for the amazing K/D some characters have...
Here... *coughs up blood and drops a suona* (look it up)
Hello.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fordana Iv
Sup
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Second post, I know Culveria, shut up. *lifts up the suona and plays a low 6* (loud little things, aren't they?)
**Direct Transmission from the Parronan Brotherhood**
**security level: S6
Hello capitalist and imperialist dogs, I am Admiral Zhukov of the red fleet, it shouldn't surprise you that the United Socialist Planets of Vultur would try to interfere in this war, however, you must be surprised at how much we're willing to commit, how far we will go to topple one of the oldest, the most corrupt and ineffective form of government, in a few months, the dual government will fail, and the petty princes will be rid of their kingdom and throne.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Fordana Iv
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Heya all, my name is John and I'm new to this game. I've moved to this region for a few days now but I'm still new here too. I thought I would introduce myself.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Quaterna, Fordana Iv
Red Fleet crushed
Flank-Admiral promoted to Section Coordinator
Oldest Prince claims crown
Eakiran Federation intervenes to stop "terrorists"
Eakiran Federation supporting Republic of Parrona
Grand Fiek of Horsea blows up in Wyldfyre explosion
(GoT reference)
Horsean military decimated by chain reaction
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fordana Iv
**JZJ intervenes**
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes, Fordana Iv
Welcome to Spiritus! :D
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Yuwen Empire, Fordana Iv
Is J-Z-J 'The Many-Faced God' of legend?
He's certainly eaten many faces.
Does Lord J-Z-J support Studly Spud's claim as the rightful heir to House Parrona?
"**JZJ intervenes**"....?
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hello all, and welcome to Spiritus!
Potato for [nation=short]achllys[/nation]!
Potato for [nation=short]fordana_iv[/nation]!
Potato for [nation=short]yuwen_empire[/nation]!
Enjoy!
[B]M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Yuwen Empire, Fordana Iv
I am unflinching in the glare of Gallic, ghoulish, garlic, gastronomical garishness.
Meh!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello to every beautiful person!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello Greek person
Matrixulated
Well that's me taken care of . . .
Hello back at you!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Haha indeed (?)
Matrixulated
Actually, I've been on an extreme workout and now I'm jacked!
*flexes for the ladies*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
▪Great British Federation deploys the full might of the Army, Navy, and the Airforce, to support their allies in a "Coalition of the Willing" - At present this includes; [nation=short]the botched pejazzle of the Studly Spud[/nation], although negotiations are ongoing with [nation=short]Matrixulated[/nation] in trying to get them to join...
**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Elizabeth the First, Jedi-Zombi George III, Jedi-Zombi Victoria, aswell as Jedi-Zombi Churchill, Jedi-Zombi Admiral Nelson, Jedi-Zombi Duke of Wellington, and Jedi-Zombi Montgomery to lead**
▪The Dark Norse deploys the Viking Fleet, and readies the Berserker Battalions for any that request their assistance...
**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Rollo 1st Duke of Normandy, Jedi-Zombi Olaf Tryggvason, Jedi-Zombi Svein Forkbeard, Jedi-Zombi Leif Eriksson, and Jedi-Zombi Harald Hardrada to lead**
▪[nation=short]The Nether Regions[/nation] remains neutral...
▪Eurasian Alliance powers up the Tesla Coils, warms up the Missile Silos, readies the Red Army, the Red Naval Fleet, the Red Aerospace Fleet, the Special Ops Forces, and the NKVD PsyOps "Thought Police" Division - MiniTru produces new editions of all official records...
**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Lenin, Jedi-Zombi Trotsky, Jedi-Zombi Stalin, Jedi-Zombi Kropotkin, Jedi-Zombi Brezhnev, Jedi-Zombi Zhukov, Jedi-Zombi Genghis Khan, and the Jedi-Zombi Golden Hordes**
▪[nation=short]Eastazia[/nation] deploys the [REDACTED], numbering in the [REDACTED], to the regions of [REDACTED]...
**The Lord JZ Jezus calls forth Jedi-Zombi Chairman Miaow; to be stroked by Jedi-Zombi Chairman Mao, Jedi-Zombi Tokugawa, Jedi-Zombi Hirohito, and Jedi-Zombi Kim Il Sung, and raises the Jedi-Zombi Eastazian Hordes (comprising of all military personnel who died in action across all Eastazian territories (from India and China to South East Asia, and all the Pacific Islands) in the past 500 years! - The Earth trembles - They join the Eurasian Forces**
**Animal Farmerica grabs popcorn for the show - Might aswell stay out of things for once!**
**The Lord JZ Jezus looks on and approves**[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You need a millennia of exercise to trim.
*uses personal frigate to blow up nearest star*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
You people are not getting close to Parron, never.
*every fleet leaves Parron before the Thunder Dragon activates, preventing FTL travel to and from Parron*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
[spoiler=[sub]Psstt![/sub]]▪[nation=short]Greater Brazilistan[/nation] stays clear of this conflict, as it is where the Lord JZ Jezus sent all Jedi-Zombi Fascists; including Jedi-Zombi Hitler - It is home to all the Jedi-Zombi Nazi High Command, the Jedi-Zombi SS, the Jedi-Zombi Stormtroopers, and all those that follow the path to the Dark Side - We also have all the cookies...[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hail the Revolution! Hi I am new here.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Thyracineholm
Welcome, to you and your didgeridoo!
Have a potato and join the mêlée!
M.
Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Bwah hah hah hahhhhh!
Pwned!
LL Cool Itro?
Raaaarrrrhhh!
M.
Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Just stay out thank you!
*civil war grinds into a stalemate*
Considering the fact that Itro was gone for only a month...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hello, Spiritus! Please accept this invitation to the World Arts Fair, a game-wide arts festival for all members of NationStates. Check out this dispatch linked below and join us by submitting your art (music, visual arts, writing) and becoming a part of the Discord Channel to find out more details - linked in this dispatch - https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=861531.
You can also follow our NS Game Play forum post here to follow the latest updates - https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=419879.
If you would like more details regarding the event, please contact me via TG, or through Discord (Lo #1662).
The RIA hopes to see you there!
Lo
[nation=short]Dixadoing[/nation]
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
Official contact with Parron lost
Beljaki, the capital of the Republic of Parrona, threatened
(pretty much dead)
Long live Queen Cersei III, Queen and sovereign of Horsea, Custodian of Sanctuary, Protector and Defender of the Realm and its citizens, and Guardian of the Grand Fiek of Cradle. May her reign be long and prosperous. God save the queen!
(Last title is f***ing really ironic because it was she who blew up the Grand Fiek of Cradle. )
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Aww, nice try, now I'll try to make an exaggerated version of you. RP wise.
[spoiler= Propaganda ]
Quote from Culveria - Whatwasitagainhansholokaga parronisgreat mynameisculverus nicesashimibutIcan'ttoleratewasabi, Parroncantoleratewasabibecauseheasian
*half of Matrixulated is wasteland*
Reply from Matrixulated:
What I'm not even playing, I'm mature enough to not sit down and play with you. (and this Parron is still being a prick)
[/spoiler]
Also, Itro, I swear to the gods that you did not bother asking for less when eating at a hawker center.
*gets shot by 3F militias*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
DAMN YOU ALL.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Blyat!
*reloads grenade launcher*
Oh, niiicccceee to meet you.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
G'day mate!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Oh the bastard effed off and moved already!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
IT'S THE GODDAMN RUSKIES AND BOLSHIES ALL OVER AGAIN, TRYING TO DESTROY OUR TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN AMERICAN CAPITALIST VALUES!
BY GOD, THIS WON'T GO UNNOTICED. BRING OUT THE ARTILLERY! THE INFANTRY! FOR AMERICA!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Perhaps he felt oppressed by your existence.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
100-years since Paschendale.
"We stand on the shoulders of giants."
Respect and eternal thanks!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Heyyyy, OGG, that hurts my feelings!
I have nothing but respect and gratitude for you and your service to this great country!
Why be so mean?
Do you need a hug, sir?
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Paxica Culverus
*pats a cyclonic torpedo*
Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
EXCEPT YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE GRANDSON.
MEN, BRING OUT THE NUKES! THE RUSKIES ARE THREATENING US WITH TORPEDOES!
Matrixulated, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Paxica Culverus
Can anybody endorse me on the WA? I'd like to put in an environmental protection act.
Matrixulated
They have a 99% chance to hit us!
Nah, it's Xcom, they will miss.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated
RETREAT, RUSKIES, OR FACE A FIERY DEATH.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
What? Ruskies? The one we keep supporting due to their honesty?
You guys have 99% accuracy, Xcom terms.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
WELCOME TO THE IDIOCY OF THE DISGUSTING INFIDEL WEST AND THE GREAT SATAN; AMERICA!
**Expectorates on the floor**
✡ CAN'T EVEN RECOGNISE THE TANGLED WEB THEY'VE WOVEN!
☭ CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!
🕋 CAN'T FOCUS ON MORE THAN ONE THREAT AT ONE TIME!!!
🤔DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE REAL THREATS ARE!!!😂
♻KEEPS GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES RECYCLING OLD THREATS, OLD ENEMIES; TURNING THEM INTO FRIENDS, AND BACK AGAIN; CREATING ENEMIES OLD AND NEW, ALL THE WHILE RUNNING OUT OF ANY TRUE FRIENDS♻
SOON THE DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED AND NOOONE WILL HELP YOU!
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
[spoiler= Fall of Beljaki ]
Government forces have advanced into Beljaki, and the Commander in charge of the operation has announced the successful capture of the German capital after a pitched battle. Striking at dawn, Loyalist commandos seized the Kanin Airport while armored columns advanced along the Frankfurter Allee. (German quarter)
With the Reipublikaskrieg under Loyalist control, fighting in the city has largely ended. The current status of the Reipubliks government remains unclear, but it is believed that at least some elements of it escaped the planet before its fall.[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
It's all very loud around here
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
*gasps* I got a potato
MOVING HERE WAS WORTH IT
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Eurasian Alliance.
Post self-deleted by Eurasian Alliance.
We have a larger stockpile of nuclear weapons than you - Whilst we face a fiery death so will you, your allies, and probably everyone else! - It's MAD I tell you!!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Fordana Iv
Or, WMD
I don't get it either
Matrixulated
At least we have potatoes!
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Fordana Iv
Awww, gee thanks, OGG!
Nukes upcoming....the Ruskies shall not defile your lawn!
Huzzah!
Matrixulated, Fordana Iv
You ass-kissing suck-up!
LOL!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Fordana Iv
Remember, Chaos Space Marines always wins a fair fight.
Matrixulated, Fordana Iv
[spoiler= Republic of Parrona capitulates ]
Prime Minister Firas has announced that the cowardly Reipublikan nation could no longer withstand the pressure from the overwhelming presence of Loyalist forces throughout the country. The remnants of the Reipublikan government chose to flee the country and has gone into exile. Their forces have capitulated, and Loyalist Parrona is now in control of their systems.
Though the civil war continues elsewhere, this is a great victory for Loyalist Parrona.
[/spoiler]
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Fordana Iv
I hope he read ALL the previous legislation.
It would be poor form to include even more redundancy in the resolutions.
Truly, there are only a mere 404, some of which are already repealed!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Fordana Iv
WE SAID, STEP DOWN.
...SAYS THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.
IT'S WORTH IT.
NICE.
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, Fordana Iv
*invades earth*
...and there is no mother ship, so, don't use movie tactics.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by Neo Cynopolis.
***EDIT***
For some reason in my sleep deprived state when writing the above, I somehow thought the 30 year's war was in 1746. I would like to point out that I was going on day three of no sleep on account of work and school matters. So in short, to my knowledge, we don't have any known ties to the 30 year's war. I honestly I have no idea how the 30 years's war got in there. I wrote this due to my realization after watching a documentary and hearing '1648' and my desire for historical accuracy.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic
AMERICANS! INITIATE TITTY TWISTING!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Thank you very much for the warm welcome and the potato.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Geneva Conventions never apply to us, sooooooo...
*3 asteroids with their own Warp Drives were accelerated to the speed of light and collided with major population centres (Atalanta, Shanghai and Kaliningrad)*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
(Pre)History would tell you that using asteroids to target the Earth for major E.L.E. destruction works best when the impact site is in the oceans, or near major sites of volcanism - Could I suggest you target one on the Yellowstone Supervolcano or the Gulf of Mexico (your choice), another in the Pacific Ocean; near Hawaii or just off the coast of Japan, another in the Indian Ocean just off the coast of Indonesia, and one lastly targetted just off the coast of Iceland...
But then again you said these asteroids have warp drive, and are travelling at the speed of light, so no matter where they impact they will do massive damage, perhaps you only need 1 asteroid, and you could up the speed, afterall warp drive can do soo much more!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes
But I still want to see the Big Ben, the Statue of Liberty could go though...
...Good bye NYC!
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Whaa? I'm in the vacuum of space and I can't lip read!
*makes a calculation error and destroys Barcelona instead*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya, The Twelve Tribes
YOU may think that, I couldn't possibly comment!
Now then, I have a prior engagement that I have to attend...
*Parties with much machine fire hurled into the air*
Matrixulated, The Parron Republic
*TWISTS YOUR SOLDIERS' NIPPLES*
Matrixulated, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia
EXCUSE ME, WE CREATED THE ORGANIZATION THAT CREATED YOU. WE DIDN'T CREATE YOU. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Some of them might like that!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
But if he build a quantum catalyst generator which generates a parallel negative energy vector to the covalent space time continium,
we could, with the proper callibration, engage the gravity engine to resonate with the polarized convergence bilinear fuel,
causing catastrophical escalation and thus making your ships rip themselves apart!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, The Parron Republic, Auztraalia
I must applaud you mate, on the high quality pseudoscientific techno-jargon, mumbo-jumbo, and gobbledygook! 👏👏👏👏👏
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer
BRAZILISTANIS! EXPOSE YOUR BREASTS!! 😳😂
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Um, quick invade Asia.
Puppet the Malay Archipelago, and let's move on.
*successfully destroys NYC*
Finally.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
OH NO.
HELL YEAH, BRAZILISTAN.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, Al-Dawla Al-Islamiya
Quick, puppet the Międzymorze.
(Invasion of Poland and the Baltics, repelled.)
Matrixulated
Nobody cares if you destroy NYC.
It happens every invasion AND it's practically gentrification.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic
Oh, well, big countries go first, then I'll negotiate with the smaller ones.
*campaign in Asia fails due to guerilla fighters*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Blazedtopia
What about exposed breasts?
Legendus, Matrixulated, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia
I wonder if i can arm or militarize my free roaming dinosaurs
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Like the BernieSandersSaurus?
M.
Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, Blazedtopia
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Parron Republic
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Anybody want endorements? ;-) Endorse me and I'll endorse ya back :-D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*devastates both coasts of the USA*
What is this? A conditional surrender from the USA? Eh. Nothing short of unconditional surrender.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*DESTROYS ALL YOUR SHIPS*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Parron Republic, The Twelve Tribes
Post self-deleted by The Parron Republic.
*REKS UR SH!T*
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.