Post Archive
Region: Spiritus
Harambe was the saddest assassination.
Matrixulated, Cosmolate
1. United Dairy Farmers (UDF) now has such a monopoly on the industry that all fuel stations are now called UDF's (similar to how Southerners call every soft drink "a Coke").
2. Silk Biofuel, Skim Unleaded, 1% Ethanol, 2% Ethanol, and Vitamin Diesel.
3. VW's are banned.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hellooooo!
Welcome!
Hello new neighbor, now please turn that bloody music down!
:p welcome to Spiritus!
Morning!
. . . but hold on a second there . . .
This morning . . . I followed-up on yesterdays Audriany social media, bloggers & news feeds who were buzzing all through the night with rumours of a massive, unforeseen, (and still as yet, inexplicable,) interruption to the pharmaceutical distribution, transportation, and scheduled delivery network.
Apparently, several of the major regional storage & distribution hubs misplaced all of their Xanex, Valium, Viagra and Cialis inventories.
Mostly all other medications were accounted for quickly, with only those four drugs listed above seemingly vanishing without trace.
A spokesperson for mega-pharma company, 'Your First Taste Is Free' assured hundreds of overwhelmed and embattled pharmacists that the critical supplies had simply been misplaced during the shipping process. As soon as the computer system comes back online, normal service would resume immediately.
Adults all over Audriany spent midnight vigils picketing in protest outside many major pharmacy stores.
Many irate women waved home-made signs reading, among others . . .
"Mommy Needs Mommys Little Helper NOW!!" . . . and . . . "Murder-Spree Waiting to Happen."
Not to be outdone by the ladies, supportive husbands and many other men joined the women picketers in solidarity.
The male contingent was loud & very animated while they too carried aloft signs reading, among many colorful others . . .
"Seriously!! Give Her Mommys Little Helper or We're All Fukking Dead" . . . and . . . "How Can I Write The Next Chapter of My Life With No Lead in My Pencil?"
I wonder how this will develop . . .
So, yes indeed, this great Audriany morning shall henceforth be known as . . .
"The Morning Adults Bought All The Violent Video Games and Then Gave Them To Their Kids!"
Coincidentally, within minutes of the brand-new XXX-rated game, 'Call of Duty: If You Can't Fukk it, Kill it! selling-out across the region it was confirmed that deliveries had been made to pharmacies all over the country.
With the computerized inventory, shipping & tracking system back online business is back to normal.
How very strange.
Morning all!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Sors Ent
Does anyone remember the 'first spiritus war'?
I should remember it, but I don't.
It is truly a vexing enigma.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Details, please?
That's a tease and you know it.
Details!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Post self-deleted by The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud.
What in the Holiest of Holys is going on here?
W T F ??
What did I miss?
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
I second that.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Well, I had chance to organise a rememberance for the 'first war of spiritus'.
The thing is nobody seems to remember that war.
Strange isn't it?
*x-files theme*
How could we all have forgotten such an important point in our history?
It has to do something with that crashed spaceship!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
>_>
<_<
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
-_-
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
I'll stick to the good ol' radio, ye lil devil.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Tell tell tell !!!
WTF is that? O_o
And WTF is that and how does that help?
Somebody spill the beans sharpish, or I'll build a bloody spaceship and crash it into the both of you!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
QUIET DOWN, I WANNA MAKE MUSIC IN PEACE.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Sors Ent
How should I know?
The evil Salaxalans wiped all our memories of the fact!
But, if there is anything my years of studying the narrative causality has learned me, it is that is has something to do with the crashed spaceship.
It always has something to do with the crashed spaceship!
Otherwise we wouldn't know about it! 'The law of Conversation of detail' dictates that any detail time or space is wasted on must have something to do with the main plot!
Even if it's only a red herring!
But we all know Salaxalans is evil and since there are no other credible threats, he must be the one who set the events in motion. Events known as memory-wipe of spiritus.
It makes perfect sense!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Of course it does.
*pats Alekseandrea reassuringly on the shoulder*
Yes, it all makes sense....
*backs away slowly, no sudden moves*
....it was all just a bad dream.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
Hello
Matrixulated, Sors Ent
Hello
Matrixulated, Sors Ent
Hello
Matrixulated, Sors Ent
That's what Salaxalans wants you to believe!
You sometimes wear a tinfoil hat, don't you?
Can't you see he stole my genius idea to use tinfoil as a brainwashing tool,
to serve his nefarious plans and hide the thruth from all of us?
...
Oh right. That means you're one of His now.
*Starts running to the nearest phone booth*
You'll never take me alive!
The thruth shall prevail!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
How does one deal with corruption in nationstates?
No matter what I do, the corruption only seems to soar to new heights.
Matrixulated
Lower your politicians' wages until they reach the poverty line and jail any of them for the slightest misconduct. Also, don't approve of any projects that go against international law (spying programs, torture, death penalty, WMD's).
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Matrixulated, Sors Ent
Literally just don't choose threathening or suspicious responses to some issues.
Hmm...
Mister Belgium.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
THOSE DAMNED COMMIES!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
There was no war involving any crashed spaceships. None at all.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
But those projects are FUN.
I will have to learn to live with my corruption...
Matrixulated
You recognised my flag.
Congratulations.
You want a cookie or something?
I can only give you nuclear expertise, weaponry, incompetence and ridiculous compromises.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I know about the tinfoil.
You can't fool me!
*keeps running towards the nearest phone booth*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
And the Congo.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That wasn't my fault!
Matrixulated, Jack Chick
All rumors regarding a fictitious "First Spiritan War" are to be disregarded, and those spreading them should be reported to the authorities immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
**Pulls out Neuraliser and the last you see is a temporarily blinding red light, leaving you with a foggy memory of the past 24 hours**
Nothing to see here! ...There is NO crashed spaceship ...There was NO war ...There are NO advanced Aliens posing as Dieties ...You DO NOT remember anything other than the "Truth" we tell you ...Reality IS nothing but the sensory input we feed you ...There is NO conspiracy ...Salaxalans IS NOT the person/s you are looking for!
**Waves hand in front of your faces and "disappears"**
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
*Blank stare*
How did I get here?
I can't remember. Strange.
*takes a small book out of his pocket and reads said book*
Hmm...
*checks date on cellphone*
Not again!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
...one of us! One of Us!! ONE OF US!!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
https://youtu.be/NUkibfzeQ7g
https://youtu.be/cKeK4sqJ1-M
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Regional Happenings:
5 hours ago: Yellow dot lands evil twin ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Fishoria ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Balkan slavs ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Palelands ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Aflackistan ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Republic of the five stars ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Snowbourn ceased to exist.
5 hours ago: Nativeamerica ceased to exist.
Me and my hordes were ravenous...
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I just imagine Leopold II rocking back and forth while sucking on his thumb, saying "You had one colony, one! And you went screwed it all up! Now Italy has better colonies than us, and they just became a country 10 minutes ago!"
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The Republic would like to extend its sincere gratitude to all countries that said suxh kind things regarding our inception.
Matrixulated, Shunuma
Hey! The resident population of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus just recently hit 2 BILLION!! - My hordes are truly vast!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!😂
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
STOP EATING PEOPLE!!!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Shunuma
...
I have a product that might solve your problem.
It's called 'soylent green'.
But it will cost you.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Err...stop brainwashing people before they GET eaten.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
I have started to shape my nation the way I wanted all the time,slowly...losing a lot and winning little :D
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Russinadia, Jack Chick, Nofreemen
Look on the bright side. At least in Vivi land they are require your permission before they eat you.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Some fools tried to invade Vivi nation again. They were surprised we let them penetrate our naval defenses and dock on the island. Sauria park island. A tourism themepark island. A dinosaur park. With live dinosaurs. I think
the Triceratops stampede and T-Rex afternoon feeding time will make certain future invaders will be more hesitant about their hostilities.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Post self-deleted by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
We eat both! - SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Don't attack the United States of America.... If your zombies went there looking for BRAINS to eat, they'd STARVE.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick
#LumberjackLivesMatter
#SunfishLivesMatter
#PotatoesGiveLife
M.
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That's why it costs an arm and a leg.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
#slacktivism
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
BUILD A WALL, 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, YOU RAPSCALLIONS!
(please dont vote trump, its just a joke. please.)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Animal Farmerica, Jack Chick
*steals Grandpa's cane*
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
President Drümpf of Animal Farmerica endorses this simple message from [nation=short]The Grumpy Grandpa[/nation]...
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
You steal a phallic object from an old man.
This says a lot about your subconscious.
Snigger. Snigger. Snigger snigger.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
That Family Guy episode where they retold the Star Wars movie, with Chris as Luke, and the Old Perv as Obi-Wan . . . his lightsabre drooping then snapping to attention when he saw Chris running toward the Falcon . . . Salax . . . eww!
#Drive-by (Deadpool)
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Family Guy what could we do without it :)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
[quote=the_jedi-zombi_jezus;20734956]Just Now:
I, Jezus Christ; "[nation=short]The Jedi-Zombi Jezus[/nation]", and the entirety of our population (consisting of a 1.962 billion strong Jedi-Zombi Jezuit horde) have implemented a nationwide "purge", under my instruction, and authority as leader, of this UnOrthodox Church
Where's Jedi-Zombi Muhamad ,Jedi-Zombi Buddha and the others ??
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Muhammad never rose from the dead, he just flew to Heaven on a flying horse. That makes him Jedi-Bellerophon.
Buddha reached Nirvana, which means that he and the others started a band.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
I have never seen that episode.
I probably never will.
For some reason I don't find the family guy entertaining.
Your post only hardens my resolve to not see it.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Hey all, just doing the rounds looking for a place to settle :)
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Russinadia
Well this is a great place to settle down. Hope you stay, cheers.
Matrixulated, Fabulous Regime Of Sugar
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Hi [nation=short]Fabulous Regime of Sugar[/nation]! I hope you like it here! :P
Matrixulated, Fabulous Regime Of Sugar, Alekseandrea, Audriany
Well i never liked him anyway :p (Jedi-Zombi Muhamad)
Well Nirvana are my favorite band then :D
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jack Chick
If your "phallic object" is shaped like a cane, you have problems...
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
I did have a Muslim and a Buddhist nation along similar lines to this...
- The Muslim one got banjected and erased by the mods for some RP in which supposed death threats to particular "infidels" were made.
- The Buddhist one, I allowed to CTE after its excessively nice, peaceful, and above all dull nature became too much to continue with.
Matrixulated, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Hollywood made a movie about it.
'Trouble With The Curve.'
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Bwah-ha-ha-haaaaaHHH!!!
Awesome.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Steal my cane, I steal your [censored], you rapscallions!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Survivors Of California
Hey! I didn't even know you had a stick!
It was Salaxalans!
I know you believe stealing is the answer, but it is not!
Violence isn't the answer either, it's the solution!
Rise against the evil, the corruption!
Rise against the thieving overlord!
Rise against Salaxalans!
(Any similarities to existing people are purely coincidental and have nothing to do with a secret uprising against the powers that be. Honest.)
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
+995% E-book publishing in my nation.
u kno we got dem e books boi
Matrixulated
Post self-deleted by Maltena.
OMG there was literally an issue that told me to ban Heavy Metal music that I answered while listening to a Swedish music group called Sabaton. (they literally make Heavy Metal)
Needless to say instead of banning it it now plays in elevators instead of elevator music.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea
YOU KIDS AND YOUR IRON MUSIC!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Audriany
I don't think its iron music, more like... silver.
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa
It's gold, that's what it is.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire
Best. Nation. Name. Ever.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Elfshire, The Grumpy Grandpa, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Suits his personality pretty well,right?
Bugger.
Matrixulated
Yep & Yep.
We should all chip in for a set of Beats headphones for Original Grumpy Grandpa.
And get a Kickstarter going for his hip replacement.
We gotta take care of our O-GG.
Word to your Mother.
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, Maltena, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
Petition to give more rights to Grumpy Grandpas.
Sign now!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Autonomous Mapsuetia, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Truscot
I saw them play at The House of Blues in Orlando
Did I really make my political freedom go to Superb then made it fall to Excellent?!
NOW I'M PISSED.
The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
What are you worried about?
No matter how high your freedoms become,
Your nation is, in fact, still a dictatorship.
No matter what choice you make for an issue,
It will always be obeyed.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
The security council resolution is really stupid.
"That guy doesn't raid anymore, let's commend him!"
Basically:
He suddenly behaves like a decent human being,
He must deserve a medal!
Why are we even voting for this?
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Jack Chick
Perhaps they're afraid that if they don't commend him he'll go back to raiding?
Matrixulated, Elfshire, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Jack Chick
Perhaps all the people who don't raid will start raiding because they aren't commended.
It doesn't solve the perceived problem.
What if he gets bored and starts raiding again or simply makes an alt to raid?
It would render the commendation more useless than flogging a death horse.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California, Jack Chick
Another paradox,my head is hurting!
I mean,it's not a paradox,but I just wanted to say it.
...Maybe I should have accepted the response "chosez randurn ciytizean tu bee purlamenttt representeadn,laiyk fok stawped greiydy pauliticans" or something like that.
I just wanted to be like New York...because it sounds cool.
Damnit.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Good idea.I am going to do that right now.
Even if my millitary is smaller than Malta's.
Plot twist:Malta is going to be the next Reich.Eeeeeveen if it's not Germoney.
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea
Atleast our boy Matrixulated likes every post here.
Matrixulated
Oh I feel a migraine coming on . . . Heaven help us.
Or Tom Cruise.
He's Holy, right?
At the very least he's well connected with Xenu . . .
M.
Elfshire, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
No crap genius.
Donald Trump is better,he is named after Donald Duck,most popular character of Disney!
Even if acts the exact opposite.
E.
Matrixulated
I meant A.
F.
Matrixulated, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
Let's forget all of this nation business and sing a song instead. Who wants to start?
Matrixulated
Post by Audriany suppressed by Blitze.
I'll start,umm.Right...
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
I'm sorry.Please forgive me.
*long silence*
*point towards a random direction*
"Look an evil alien overlord!"
*sprints away*
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, The Survivors Of California
*grabs you just as you start to run* Oh now now! We can all have a sing along! ^^
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud, Audriany
Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!
Matrixulated, Yuyuko Saigyouji, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Botched Pejazzle Of The Studly Spud
would you like to pick a song for us?
Yuyuko Saigyouji
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Written by Refuge Isle.