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Region: Spiritus
*makes several homuniculi and sends them to retrieve forbidden and lost objects and stuff as i read the books*
Allowed into library:Faulknation, Culveria and OGG
To be shot on sight:Audriany, he exists as a nation with 3 cities.
Faulknation
do not forget to shoot [nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] on sight if hes near gramps lawn
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Ah, yes.*loads rifle*I don't want to damage his lawn by using tachyon lances.
*nods* why havent i thought of making and using homuniculi before? theyre quite useful *flipping slowly through the pages as i read more forbidden books still wearing gloves of course*
If you are allowed to enter, the books will not burn unless you damage them.
really? *takes off the gloves and keeps reading* okay. would you like a few homuniculi in your service?
Sorry, I have been having a lot of personal problems lately, and so have been very busy :(
The next map update will be by this Friday.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
*opens restricted section*"have a look at edicts."
Faulknation
*looks into the restricted section* we're allowed in there too?
Faulknation
Just you, me and Faulknation. No one else has seen its secrets.
*dashes into the section gently picking up the books as i read them and replace them back onto the shelves as i go*
Faulknation
*has the draconic lust for knowledge and the greed for sacred items and treasures*
Faulknation
so that area is like heaven to you?
no a dragons hunger is also very big part of me. and there is the dragons love for freedom so the walls and ceiling kinda get to me and theres a lot more so its kinda just really fun for me other then the walls and ceiling and other little things
*speaks as i read*
Probably,Audriany is going to get shocked if he sees our peace deal.
he'll be shocked seeing his country *puts book back and gets another and keeps reading*
That is right,tea?*places tea pot on the nearest table*
If you both do not mind, I shall lock this library.
why would you lock it? *takes a sip of tea as i read*
It's 12 AM now, timezones.
then sleep. me and faulks can lock up when we leave. itll be safe
*passes library key*I have a spare,I will use the it for now.
*puts key in horde portal to my horde so i can retrieve it at any time and continues reading*
where is everyone? *looks up from the books*
*wakes up and groggily speaks*
Where am I? Oh, that's right. I'm in hell.
*falls back asleep*
Faulknation
Oh great.
*wakes up again*
Oh nuts, it was just a dream. It seemed so real. It was actually just an entire fake nation speaking within a RMB on the Internet with complete strangers. That's just crazy right?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands
Forbidden libraries, dragon gods, giant monstrous worms...
This sounds like a fantasy RPG setting on the 'spelljammer' end of the ridiculous scale.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
*walks out of forbidden library locking the door behind me and kicks [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]* get up!!
*stands up*
I'm pretty sure this is all real. All 662 million people in my nation not even complaining about a 75% income tax rate is completely realistic. Right?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Pie Islands
i need you to go get something [nation=short]Russinadia[/nation]
i dont care about your dreams of this... world where this is a internet thing. they arent real. i need you to go get something for me
i dislike that dream i should remove your dreaming ability
What do you need.
one of my homuniculi failed in getting me an important object go get it *points ahead*
please
What kind of object is it?
A sword of course,to slay the dragon?
That is how fantastic literature works,right?
no its none of your business. its in a box *makes gestures to try and show size and shape of box*
I bet it is a fruit basket. A fruit basket for a nice fun night of binge reading ancient cursed books.
It's small.That's what I understand.
I shall retrieve your box sir dragon!
*puts on armor and pulls out a sword*
Onwards! Toward adventure!
Post self-deleted by Culveria.
*runs into the direction you pointed*
I SHALL BE BACK!
*slaps Russinadia upside the head* ITS NOT A FRUIT BASKET!! just go get it and if you find my homuniculi bring that back too. it can be recycled
*sits down and waits* hes going to fail me isnt he?
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation, The Pie Islands
Culveria,you know I have an army in formation that can lift the box...and look stylish doing so,right!
And also,just so you don't call me a heretic,the uniforms are Napoleonic Era like.So not just camo and super guns.
i know. just let me see how badly he fails. unless he actually gets it
then hurray for him
Russinadia
[nation=short]Russinadia[/nation] did you die?
Russinadia
I think he did.
Russinadia
go get his body my homuniculus and the box with your army Audriany
Russinadia
please
Russinadia
Okay.50K men will do.Old Guard,of course!
Russinadia
*waits*
Russinadia
After all,why is this mission so hard?I mean,I haven't heard from my soldiers yet,but really.
Russinadia
the box is at the bottom of a lava lake that is always molten. and there are beasts that live in the lava. so that might be it
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia
Well then.There go my 50K men.
Should have told me to get Artillery,those guys are cool and blastin'.
Also some Parronan Slave Grena-I mean...Parronan Volunteer Grenadiers.
Russinadia
its also surrounded by millions of miles of s class monster habitat forest on a giant feral living island
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia
You are making this up.
Really now.
You made me sent 50K soldiers to a mail stop.
Didn't you?
I will make you pay for expenses.
Russinadia
I'm back! I have retreated your fruit box!
*throws the fruit box at Draconos*
I must now go and get some replacement legs, as mine somehow melted off.
*rolls away*
no i just didnt want to have to go anywhere today. want to come with me to retrieve the box or no? and if you want payment for expenses fine then *puts on a glove of dragons greed and touches a train turning it into various precious metals, gems, and gemstones* there
Russinadia
never mind *catches box* ITS NOT A FRUIT BOX!!!!!!
Russinadia, Faulknation
*puts glove away and sits down with the box*
Russinadia
Oh great!My Old Guard Regiment of Westphalia needs to be replaced,with the dust you just threw at me!
Pay for it you!
Russinadia
*turns all the bodies of Audrianys old guard regiment into homuniculi* there. theyre all better. and cant die *turns attention back to box*
Russinadia
well... not without the right stuff they cant die
Russinadia
well now. i got the sacred object i was after *opens the box and reaches inside and pulls out a red glowing heart shaped jewel the size of my palm* ah yes. magnificent is it not?
Russinadia
*snatches heart and starts running*
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Russinadia, Faulknation
I'm back, with a brand new set of legs! So Draconos, what does that gem do?
Cyrtes
*grabs cyrtes by the soul* HOW DARE YOU TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!! *takes the gem back and throws cyrtes into the trash shredder* this gem is the gem is the gem of flames heart
Cyrtes, Faulknation
Steps on OGGs lawn
Hmm cool place
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Cyrtes
Hello [nation=short]Iirimaa[/nation], and welcome to Spiritus!
*tosses a potato*
Hang on to this one with your life. Don't let anybody steal it. (Including me, by the way)
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Wonderful. You learnt from the best. (:
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Faulknation
Like waffles? I like potatoe waffles
The Salaxalans
it can be taken unto one to gain the heart of flame. i intend to consume it to further my powers *i swallow it easily and flames surround me as it takes effect*
there *breaths a little bit of flames out of my mouth and tosses the jewel encrusted gold box aside* that is useless to me. whoever wants it may take it. oh and *shoots [nation=short]Iirimaa[/nation] with oggs shotgun before polishing and cleaning it and putting it away*
Faulknation
Post self-deleted by Cyrtes.
[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] i grabbed you took it back and threw you in the garbage shredder after you did that
Cyrtes
Oh, so that's where I am...
*climbs out, to find that her first potato was shredded*
Look what happened to my first potato!
*wails*
The Salaxalans, Faulknation
[nation=short]Cyrtes[/nation] is a female?!?!?! what?!?!?
Faulknation
urgh dammit. *puts potato back together* there! stop wailing!
Cyrtes, Faulknation
*Stuffs potato into shotgun and screams
Girl power
The Salaxalans
okay who here is a female?.... wait.... human put that shotgun back! you wont get a dollar if you break it
Cyrtes, Faulknation
*Groans*
I think we already had this discussion page 1120 (or something like that) of the RMB...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
i had thought you were male. here *tosses her fixed potato back to her* i fixed it
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
just dont cry i cant stand it
Cyrtes
Sorry
It now has potato ammo
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
Sorry
It now has potato ammo
Cyrtes
just wait till gramps gets back
Cyrtes
here is another shotgun that is the exact same
Dont kill me plz
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
not up to me. up to gramps. but i may test my new abilities out *hand lights on fire*
Cyrtes
Somehow, they always do think that.
*catches*
Thanks.
*Cheers*
Go for it!
The Salaxalans, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Cool
*Realises hand is frozen
Can you warm up my hand plz
The Salaxalans, Cyrtes
NO WAY!!! Leave her alone, will you? Iirimaa is under my protection here. (:
fine ill help warm up her hand *holds out burning hand*
Cyrtes
just dont hurt yourself with it
Cyrtes
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