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Welcome! Also glad to have Wintreath as our new embassy for Talonia.

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Goodbye to Talonia.

It is astonishingly bad to announce that I am leaving Talonia. Aakash has to move back to the North Pacific. This is only because Moukden And Kirin said that Discord joining IS A RULE... Like, who would make a rule about Discord. That is officially unfair, can't we just have fair discord and mostly using NationStates messaging? Like, to be fair NationStates and Discord are not the same, so it shouldn't be a rule. Also, it is 2023 why still using Discord? :) *joke* / But, I will still be back for a visit. I hope that this rule is gone. See you soon and be good, also I have a point. Hope you read this IDEVK.

Nearly every major NS region lmao

Moukden And Kirin You were a little hard on the boy

Not surprised at all :P. There’s nothing wrong with using Discord in 2023 because it remains the most popular choice for offsite chats in NationStates. If you don’t want to follow rules, you’re not welcomed back.

Azerbaijani meets Primavelle at the gates of The City of Kings with only 200 guards to defend the entrance as they only had a limited amount of time to respond. The guards have had a horrible time trying to defend as they struggle greatly and although they try their hardest, 25.000 men is not a force that they can contain. It is not looking good for the start of this invasion. We will get back as soon as possible with more to report on the matter.

As the Primavellian troops stay outside the gates of CoS the King gets impatient and sends out a few drones to see what is going on. When the drones reach the gates, the troops inside the palace watch their screens to see 3000 men waiting patiently and they realise that they could be there for days and so they send out a single man to negotiate with the general and come to an agreement of sorts. Back at the palace the King is shaking in fear and would kill every woman and child in Azerbaijani to save himself. [What the f*ck is taking so long?!] The king asks impatiently.

[Patience your grace, the man is going out now.]

As the negotiator arrives the city entrance he gulps at the sight of 3,000 Primavellian soldiers armed and ready for war.

[My King would like to come to an agreement to stop the invasion] He says and waits for a reply.

The negotiator is left speechless, he had never heard anyone go on that much of a vocal rampage in his life or any life.

[o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ka-k-k-k-kay] He runs as fast as he can back to the palace and explained what the commander said to him about the King to everyone including the King himself and oh boy was he furious about it.

[ME!!!??? THAT SON OF A B*TCH NEEDS TO DIE IMMEDIATELY! SEND EVERYONE WE HAVE TO THE GATES AND KILL THEM ALL!!! NOWWWWWW!] The King sent all of his troops to march up to the gates and let loose on the Primavellian army. The Azerbaijanians march up to the gates and immediatley open fire upon the Primavellians.

The Azerbaijani troops are clueless to the plan that has been formed by their commander and they carry on shooting thinking that they have won this battle. The King watches on the screens and a ginormous grin spreads across his face.

[Yes, DIE YOU IMBECILES DIE!!!!]

The remaining Azerbaijani citizens scurry into their homes fearing for their lives as they realise that their King has completely left them to die and that he was not the great almighty leader that they had been told he was...

The soldiers are ripped to sheds by a tsunami of bullets washing over their "victorious" bodies. The screams of the Azerbaijani men ran rampant through the streets of the city and wives cried as they saw their lifeless husbands bodies hit the cold concrete floor and they realise that they are about to lose everything they have ever loved. The pool of blood was so large that it could fill up a taco bell.

When the news of their deaths reached the King his first reaction was to flee to the capital... but thats when he knew, the other troops had already marched there and were probably in the depths of the city already. He had nowhere to go. He reaches for his glass of expensive wine and drinks the whole thing.

[refill?] his servant asks.

[I don't think I will be needing one anymore Pedro....]

[I am afraid I do not understand your grace?]

The King then smashes the glass over Pedro's head and stabs himself in the stomach with the sharp end of it. His cold dead body awaits the soldiers...

That was just my opinion. I recommend using NationStates chat. Y'know what, I am done in this state visit. Bye.

A vote was held in the business friendly Usean provinces as to allow casino activity. The vote passed with 64% voting Aye to the bill that would allow a state sanctioned casino to operate with in the provinces. The more business savvy population sees the casinos as a good way to boos tourism and allow wads of cash to flow into the national bank.

the inhabitants of the Sinumic Islands were divided between those from the south, who favored Malibor, and those from the north, who did not, the northerners decided to kill Governor Tenway in a car while hunting an exotic animal, his favorite activity, luckily they failed, but in return the local Legion responded by burning down a village of the Nortist Tumalac people, which was seen as barbaric by some.

Yo, Pandalanda here, haven't gone on ns in months. You have any idea where Idevk is?

Hi Talonia! Wanna talk to me?

What do i say about this?

Hello! You need to join our Discord server first to roleplay.

Here I am, telegram me if you need anything

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in an effort to boost the economy of western Sinumic, an expedition led by Ferdinand Litiere found a small gold reserve in the north of the island, it was auctioned for 200 million Orlens

Honolulu is founded by settlers from Malibor the city has about 200 citizens, nations that want to send their scum, criminals and ethical minorities, will be very welcome in Honolulu!

Be advised that most communication between roleplayers happens on Discord, though. You can still talk with them on telegrams but it’s a lot slower.

Parental controls?

Malibor Lorongia said that discord was blocked for them. I was asking if it was because of parental controls on their devices.

Hello everyone!

Hi! I'm new here. I'm basically a Pirate Haven with no laws.

[I]Johanna Introduces Toll Roads in Largest Cities to Help Fund New Canal Project[/I]

An all day legislation that would help fund the nation's largest project has finally wrapped up. [I]Road to Riches,[/I]" a bill introduced by Representative Terri Wilson and expedited through the Upper House to be signed by President Austeja Nojus would see the nation welcome toll roads in the most populous cities.

"It's a win-win situation in our case," Representative Terri Wilson stated. "With the introduction of toll roads in our major cities, Johanna would begin to get an extra source of income from our citizens to help pay for the new canal. Hopefully the new toll roads also be used to deter our citizens from relying so heavily on automobiles in our bigger cities and rely on our nation's public transportation network which is the 5th largest in Talonia."

The government is working on details of the cost per kilometer, but it is rumored to start somewhere between 2 and 5 Krupas.

The Thorbian long time project is complete. The biggest battle ship has been launched to hit the seas. The 260 metre behemoth with a lenghty hood ornament pushing it to 270 meters. The ship was named the Big Man. With 8 305mm cannons on 2 turrets infront and 3 88mm cannons in back on another turret, the ships state of the art AA guns on it and powerful radar jammers make the ship an expenisve, enormous extravaganza. The ship will begin her maiden voyage after all final checks and a speech by the emperor.

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Government Slashes Tax Rate

In a late night session, the Johannan government has lowered taxes for citizens across the nation by 10%. Protest and riots began in the capital city of Marso and were gaining momentum in other cities across the nation over high taxes.

“You can’t please everyone,” Ling Ju a citizen of Marso said. “This government is spending our money on all of these luxurious things and not looking at the fact that it’s hurting your average Johannan. What’s the point in making 100,000 Krupas a year if half of that is going to the government? We are tired and I’m glad the government is starting to listen.”

Citizens of Johanna were paying as much as 51% in taxes. Taxes have been lowered to 40%.

This comes after the nation also started constructing toll roads to help pay for the new Johannan Canal.

On behalf of Wezeltonia

Coup d'état in Wezeltonia

Today, the Armed Forces of Wezeltonia have marched on Wallore and deposed President Nvadinu and her cabinet, replacing her with the renowned General Baruvi. The Nkavas Parliament Building was stormed, though many Parliament members were able to escape to Molovar and Krolesca. Most government officials have been captured and either arrested or executed. The status of President Nvadinu is uncertain. The military and General Baruvi now have complete control over the country and government, and have proclaimed a new era for Wezeltonia. In a speech in downtown Wallore, General Baruvi has stated his intent to expand Wezeltonia to its "true borders" and bring it into a "golden age". Wezeltonia has announced claims on the unclaimed region of Nzavakh to the east and the Molovarian region of Daranya to the south, part of Kakyetska. These territories were part of the ancient Msuvati and Kotonzo empires, which Baruvi claims are predecessor states to Wezeltonia. The Wezeltonian Army has already started an invasion of Nzavakh, taking several native villages near the border. Baruvi has demanded that Molovar and Kakyetska return Daranya to Wezeltonia or face worldwide opposition, stating that international powers will agree with Wezeltonian claims. People in the border town of Zaguvopo have reported large amounts of Wezeltonian soldiers and vehicles stationed in the area. Molovar has yet to respond to the Wezeltonian demands, but a response is expected soon. Some sources even claim that Wezeltonian soldiers have occupied the other side of the Kovopu Gap, a small gap separating the North Kavumian Ocean and the Strait of Krolesca. Wezeltonia's exact intentions with this occupation are unknown, but many predictions have been made, including that Wezeltonia might use it to essentially blackmail the countries of the world into agreeing with Wezeltonian demands, as the Strait of Krolesca is one of the most important and well-traveled waterways in all of Talonia.

2023/1/15 - THE TALONIA SUN

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Escalation in the Daranya Crisis

Molovarian and Wezeltonian officials have confirmed that Wezeltonia has halted all trade with Molovar, blocking both imports from it and exports to it. General Baruvi, in a long speech in Wallore, stated that, "Molovar has refused our demands, saying that they had no basis. However, they do have basis, as Daranya has a larger population of Wezeltonians and Msuvatis than Molovar claims. They are deliberately changing the figures to try and disprove our claim. Because of this, Wezeltonia will halt all business and dealings with Molovar until our demands are met, and is prepared to fight for them with the international community. I beg of all Talonian nations to assist us in our pursuit of a full and true Wezeltonian state, and the liberation of true Wezeltonian land from the greedy, oppressive hands of Molovar and Kakyetska." He continues on to announce a reform of the Wezeltonian military, including more self-dependency and new conscription laws. Near the end, he confirms the capture and complete control of the Kovopu Gap, and says that it will be blocked off should the nations of Talonia not cooperate. "This is a needed precaution," he said. "I trust that the countries of Talonia will see to it that our claims are recognized and act upon Molovar until they cooperate. However, in the case that Molovar is able to sway the international community to its lies, I am prepared to block all travel through the Strait of Krolesca until more favorable conditions have been instated. Additionally, this strait is now blocked off for all Molovarian vessels." Meanwhile, the Wezeltonian invasion of Nzavakh has been slowed considerably by high resistance in uncaptured areas. Although Wezeltonia claims it has occupied all of Nzavakh, the Nzavakh Army says that it has confronted the Wezeltonian Army in the village of Kurzkaroto, where intense fighting is ongoing. The Nzavakh Army is the army of the self-proclaimed Nzavakh Republic, a republic made out of several parts of the region of Nzavakh. All other parts are disorganized under city-states and local warlords, captured by Wezeltonia, or under no law at all. The Nzavakh Army has low amounts of modern equipment due to the state of the region, but is still able to put up a fight.

President Nvadinu confirmed safe in Bigtopia

Azava Nvadinu of Wezeltonia, the former leader before being overthrown by General Baruvi, has been confirmed to be alive and safe in Magnus, a seaside city in the far north of the country. She said that she escaped with 7 members of the Presidential Guard and her Councillor of Culture on a Wezeltonian navy destroyer, the WN Unzuli Mirs, with the help of the ship's crew. The ship was attacked by the gunboats WN Mnevris and WN Kil Unluols, but was able to defend itself and sink them. It traveled safely to Bigtopian waters where it was escorted by RBNS Majorus Mastana, a Bigtopian Navy cruiser. Majorus Mastana escorted them to Magnus, where the ship docked. The ship's crew, Nvadinu, the 7 Presidential Guards, and the Councillor of Culture were sent to a Bigtopian government office to lie low until it was safe to reveal the news.

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Kovopu Gap Blocked - Trade Crisis Ensues!

Having not received the international support it desired, Wezeltonia has completely blocked off the Kovopu Gap and by extent the Strait of Krolesca, threatening to sink any ships that try to get through. This has caused a major trade crisis as trade ships have been trapped inside the Strait of Krolesca and Sea of Krolesca and are unable to return to their home countries. Additionally, no ships are able to get past the Wezeltonian blockade, meaning no trade can get in or out of the valuable strait. Several trade dependent countries are outraged by Wezeltonia's blockade, and are calling on Molovar to take action against them.

War in Daranya

It has been confirmed by the Molovarian Armed Forces that Wezeltonian soldiers have crossed the border into Daranya. Molovarian forces have already engaged them. Wezeltonian soldiers took the villages of Talnold, Tiyör, and Darceben before being confronted by Molovarian soldiers. Preceding the invasion, General Baruvi said, "It is time for liberation. Molovar and the international community have refused our claims and demands, and now it is time to strike. We will have vengeance, and will we liberate our oppressed brothers and sisters in Daranya from the Molovarian menace. It is time to show the world what Wezeltonia is capable of, and why they should have listened." In Nzavakh, the Nzavakh Army has been completely defeated and destroyed, and the region is fully under Wezeltonian hands, meaning they can concentrate their forces on the invasion and on protecting the Kovopu Gap. However, as nations across Talonia declare their allegiences, it appears that most are outraged at Wezeltonia's decision and will assist or at least announce support for Molovar.

OOC: If you feel that your nation would make a move or take a side in this conflict, please announce it.

Malibor Post

I Kaiser Olafsei I of Malibor declare war on Wezeltonia, For the reason that the ship called the Queen Anna, which carried about 80 passengers on a journey from Malibor to Allira, was sunk while passing the port city of Kallistan, due to this I declare that with my U-Mons, the most modern submarines, blockade to Wezeltonia, all ships that are Wezeltonian will be sunk without warning, that is why I recommend that you do not sail in these seas, in case any commercial ship is going to Wezeltonia, We will issue a water pump as a warning, these ships should go to Molovar ports or another nation.

Malibor Post

today our intelligence service, Standar, we discover that the Dictator of Wezeltonia is in a region on the borderline between the provisions of Marcatah and dananialand, in a region called Andonia, We also found out that Wezeltonia is doing business with Viko Plabas cartels, this was discovered after Maliborian troops took over the town of Blanca, in which a member of the resistance revealed this to us.

Welcome to Talonia, Kamesrat!

This report is provided by the Talonian Society of the Study of Warfare

Daranya War Update

The Molovarian navy has begun bombardment of the city of Nukusi, a port city south of Ashern. The Wezeltonian Navy has scrambled to try and defeat this attacking force, but it was forced to retreat. Bigtopian forces have tried a naval invasion in western Wezeltonia, but their plans were revealed and Wezeltonia was able to repel the invasion force. Molovarian troops have made major advances in the south, pushing towards Ashern and Nukusi. After several large battles, Molovar has taken the villages of Uopoli and Makaranya, the town of Molokasi, and the city of Birvara. Molovarian armored and motorized forces made a swift push to encircle Wezeltonian troops in Tiyör, cutting off their supply and ultimately securing a Molovarian victory and liberation of the village. The Battle of Darceben, however, was won by Wezeltonian forces, who advanced further south, taking the town of Czkeczkev. Molovarian soldiers, along with a Maliborian division, confronted the Wezeltonian Army in Czkeczkev.

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Federalist State Welcome!

Elphonsa is proud to announce the founding of the Elphonsan Aerospace Initiative. The EAC will be the forefront organisation in Elphonsa making attempts to penetrate the boundaries of our planet and begin to explore the stars. The EAC is currently working on a space station that will orbit Talonia. It is estimated that it will be ready in 8 to 10 years.

The Sinumic islands have been filled with lumberjacks and machinery to turn the always sunny islands into tobacco and wine producing colonies. The locals have been given great compensation as there are only around 7000 left living on the islands. With 2000 having moved to St. Thorbia to pursue higher education. The luxury industries have been investing in the production of the valuable crops and hopes to sell these brand new products to wealthy customers in the nations casinos.

We have now outlawed emigration from our communist utopia.

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The Federative Republic of Anglessey

The Federative Republic of Anglessey is a somewhat small nation positioned on the Kep'lan Peninsula, a part of the Colombian Highlands which is located on the continent of Monadia. The nation of Anglessey was founded in the year of 1892, when the Republics of North and South Anglessey united to form a central nation. Anglessey hosts 9 states, which have their own local governments which report to the federal government which is located in the capital city of Makr'than. The nation is currently ruled by President Palk'raen, who is assisted by his ministers. Currently, the federal government has put a large emphasis on its scientific projects, especially regarding space astronomy, although most of them have come without meaningful results so far.

Most of the nation's population is concentrated around the coast, especially around the cities of Makr'than and New Montrouse and the northwestern coast, where the most if not all of the nation's naval ports are located. Going through Makr'than is the Mok'upan River, with its origin being a lake located deep inside the Colombian Highlands near the nation of Krolesca. The river curves as it enters Anglessey, where it also turns narrower for a few miles before it widens even more than it was before. Meanwhile, to the southeastern border is the eastern end of the strait that seperates the island containing the Highlands from the rest of mainland Monadia. Most of Anglessey consists of highlands, except for on the coasts, where the terrain is more flat. To the north, the climate is a more subarctic one. To the south however, the nation hosts a more temperate climate.