Post Archive
Region: Thalassia
This.
world peace, the ultimate birthday present
New Camelot Of Avalonia, Nationific
RP
The High Commission for Foreign Affairs of New Camelot Of Avalonia is pleased to announce that we have signed a visa agreement with Laeden to establish visa-free travel between the two countries. Laeden has been added to the list of countries that have this status, and join with two other recent additions, Lushie and South Cark Islands. Avalonia looks forward to future exchange with all three of these nations.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1359974
Laeden, Nationific
Would you edit your previous post? You...double posted.
Anarcho Communists? Hell yeah, I do remember you.
Monkelandd
RP
Tirr Savattstra strongly opposes the militarization of space and wishes to send a small delegation to the summit.
Laeden, Nationific, The High Commission For Foreign Affairs, Monkelandd
RP
We are excited to welcome the delegation from Tirr Savattrstra, as the two nations have very close relations, and the Avalonian government has deep respect for the values and principled leadership of Tirr Savattstra. We are especially excited to announce visa-free travel between our two countries, and are grateful to the Tirr Savattstran government for their openness to this step forward in our relationship!
Nationific, Monkelandd, Tirr Savattstra
yay i'm actually being remembered
Nationific
RP
the unveiling of the first mega project happens as all televisions cut to the ocean all who came get to see a massive ship almost a kilo meter long pass by them it fires off a custom fir work from one of its main guns as it goes soaring up into the air it explodes reviling the name titan.
for all who are interested here is a document containing the specs on it https://www.nationstates.net/nation=baltic_nrc/detail=factbook/id=1393848
Nationific
(While we dont enjoy seeing huge weapons of war being made, we do appreciate the environmentally conscious part of it)
Nationific
Clean weapons of war! Btw, my RODS have, like zero collateral impact, apart from flattening areas.
laughs in tidewater's undisputed naval superpower
Nationific
also thanks for the anti aircraft guns
Nationific
no prob man any time
Nationific
So. If the WMD gets junked, I'll get y'all 10 free units of the Li'l Lase. All the people who bought the damn tungsten cylinders.
Monkelandd
What to vote for the new SC Reso? The Factbook will be updated right?
Nationific
RP
Monkelandd would like to establish visa-free travel, as we see the boundaries to travel as unecessary in this modern age.
New Camelot Of Avalonia, Nationific
Laughs in economic and political power
Monkelandd
Laughs in secret WMD's
Laughs in secrets too terrible to be unleashed, now that they are possible
Monkelandd
Laughs in neutrality and bold italics
Nationific
Lafgh's in bade gramer!11!
Nationific
uyr band granar if noh mitch form meh!1!1!!!1!1
Nationific, Monkelandd
Lafs en terible spleeings dispiyte good ethucaton!!!! XDXD LOLOLOL
Nationific, Monkelandd
😂 in gr8 cliched shrt ez emoji speech
Monkelandd
U MOM XDXDXDXDXDX NCIE JKOE LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOO,OLOLOLOOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW FFFFFFFFFFF
If you were wondering, me and Nationific are screwing around with bad grammar and seeing how far we can go.
Nationific, Monkelandd
U wnt bd grmr? lts stp this ri8 nw. bye cya
World Assembly - Security Council - Commend The Salaxalans
Vote: For
This proposal is written well, and is a good combination of semi-serious and serious. They've done a lot of commendable things, and have given potatoes a unique presence in ns. For all their contributions in many different areas of the game, I think that they should be commended.
Nationific, Veaetmar, Hispanian Union
Apologies for the double post, but the rp points for last week go to Yaldian Territories (for creating the TPKO) and to Grey County and Baltic Nrc, for consistent roleplaying. Congrats!
Nationific, Veaetmar, Monkelandd, Grey County, Hispanian Union
RP Mr.Frank's Speech ll
"Hello everyone, thank you for your patience as I have mauled over this monumental decision. Before I give my recommendation I would like to let my colleagues know that if you vote against my recommendation there will be no consequences. Now I know that Mr.Garfunkel has promised good environmental policy but I am not sure if they will keep those promises so I am voting no. Thank you and have a good day.
wEls dunn ggut boiz for doing wel inrRp!!!11111!!!!!1111!1!! aLso ur M0m lolololololololol xdxdxdxdxdddx
Nationific, Grey County
RP Support Vote ll
Conservatives 210 Yes 0 No
Liberals 0 Yes 174 No
Fundamentalist Christian 25 Yes 0 No
Socialist 0 Yes 27 No
Environmentalist 16 Yes 48 No
TOTAL 251 Yes 249 No
Mr.Garfunkel is confirmed as the Prime Minister and will make a speech soon.
RP
Ayeinc wishes to attend the summit sending President Stephen Adoric-Marrick. Ayeinc is strongly opposed to the use of space as a battleground of any sort. Ayeinc also hopes that nations promote the peaceful exploration of space throughout Thalassia.
New Camelot Of Avalonia, Laeden, Nationific, Monkelandd
Psst: should I do something about TSEP in the charter? I kind of wrote only two sentences about it.
RP
BREAKING NEWS
Selstville will go for a Federal Election on 11 July.
Earlier today, PM Bird has advised the Governor-General to prorogue Parliament.
This is a notice to other nations wanting to join the Watchdog (see dispatch). Do send me a telegram or quote and indicated in the RMB If youre interested by 30 June 1200 GMT.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=federated_commonwealth_of_selstville/detail=factbook/id=1384766
Nationific
RP
The national electoral commission, and its new committee, the Seltsville Independent Watchdog Committee (SIWAC), will investigate the conduct of all Selestviean political parties and politicians.
Nationific
RP
We are interested in joining the Watchdog.
Mr.Garfunkel's Victory Speech
"Good morning everyone and I am sure you have heard that around an hour and a half ago In a 251-249 vote I was confirmed as Prime Minister. I am very thankful and look forward to working for you. As Prime minister My first act will be to appoint my cabinet and Deputy PM and then we will begin negotiations for the constitution. Thank you and God bless.
Nationific, Monkelandd
You got a PM with that less a margin?
Grey County
Ya and I even used a simulator by putting in the parties seats and levels of support and I was like WTF.
Nationific, Monkelandd
RP
As the government of Selstville is in caretaker mode, the Government will not participate in any WA voting. In addition, any other matter that are brought up by nations not considered as urgent or important or national security related will not receive a response from Selstville until a government is formed.
Selstvilles job as a recruit of the Recruitment Ministry will still still carry on, undisrupted as per normal.
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Kelvin Bird
Caretaker Prime Minister, Selestville
Grey County
RP
The Prime Minister has appointed Doctor Ava Shrutsky to be Deputy Prime minister. She has a PHD in Environmental Sciences and will give an address later today.
Monkelandd, Tirr Savattstra
RP
We look forward to Ayeinc sharing its views at the summit, and believe that a strong resolution for peace will be found.
Ayeinc, Monkelandd
Sorry everyone, but I will be taking a break from the game for a week or so due to a more busy schedule. I will at least be less active
Nationific, Veaetmar, Monkelandd, Grey County, Hispanian Union
RP
The Avalonian Government agrees to this, and would appreciate if the Avalonian National Ministry of Tourism could distribute promotional resources to Monkelandds people and tourism offices.
Monkelandd
RP
Yaldia is beginning development of ODW; Orbital defense weapons. These include tungsten rods, and ships specialised to release them at the perfect trajectory and velocity. More than half of the research is being done by private corporations.
Wait what is the simulator called, this could be really useful.
Nationific, Grey County
https://www.nctm.org/adjustablespinner/
ok thanks
RP
Monkelandd will allow this, but Avalonia must comply with Monkelandd's strict advertising regulations.
New Camelot Of Avalonia, Tirr Savattstra
RP
Deputy PM address
"Hello everyone and before I begin I would like to say thank you to Mr.Garfunkel for allowing me to be Deputy PM and I promise you I will serve you to the best of my ability and I will try my best to save us from an environmental catastrophe. Thank you.
EDIT
RP Cabinet Appointees
Minister of Defence-Mr.Oneter (c)
Minister of Homeland Security-Mrs.Calin (c)
Minister of Governmental and Administrative Affairs-Dr.Leor (c)
Minister of Foreign Affairs-Mrs.Fredrickson (c)
Minister of Internal Affairs-Mr.Lowet (c)
Minister of Trade,Tax and Commerce- Not appointed yet
Minister of Justice-Not appointed yet
Minister of Education-Not appointed yet
Minister of Health Care-Not appointed yet
Minister of Information-Not appointed yet
Minister of Development-Not appointed Yet
Minister of Transportation-Not appointed yet
Minister of Law Enforcement-Not appointed Yet
After reading this announcement The Prime Minister Steps back and says "Please Give a warm welcome to my friend and colleague,The leader of the environmentalist Party Mr.Frank,Who in an act of Bipartisanship will be our Minister of The Environment. Mr.Frank steps forward and says,I am honoured to be selected for this role and will support Prime Minister Garfunkel from now on. Thank you"
Staff selections will be announced tonight
Monkelandd
RP
Updates on the fund and the beginnings of a new era
Since last investing $5 billion into various investments, the Conklandi Government is proud to announce that the Fund has grossed over $4.7 billion from various investments since the last round of investments and it is set to hit the $30 billion by the beginning of next month.
This is due to Air Conklandi registering a $1.1 billion profit from the tourism industry booming in the country.
The minister of aerospace has an ambitious plan to achieve at least a temporary moon base by 2021 next year.
RP
Ms.Davidsons Concession speech
"Hello everyone,Thank you for assembling here today before me. I waited until after PM Garfunkel's address before conceding. I am hereby Conceding the 2020 Election and am recognising my colleague,Mr.Garfunkel as the Prime Minister. Thank You and God bless.
Monkelandd
RP
The Avalonian Government would like to learn a bit more about the advertising regulations in Monkelandd.
Laeden, Monkelandd
RP Mr.Drake Addresses his caucus
"Hello,I have made my decision and am announcing that I'm stepping down as head of the Socialist Party. I will remain as leader until a new one is selected.
RP
first all people see over Baltic NRC is a white stream people say it is massive because it can be seen all across thalassia it goes up farther and farther then suddenly they hear a shock wave all acorss thlassia as this massive object fly's off into space at over 5 times the speed of sound, nobody knew what it was. Then All people currently connected to the free wifi from Baltic NRC get a message it reads "this is MEGA.inc's CEO speaking do not be alarmed we have simply launched the final stage of our project we have been working on for many months the object launched is now the biggest man-made object orbiting the planet. Project ☒☒☒☒☒ ☒☒☒☒☒ will soon be relisted and open for the public to know about. And please dont take note or watch Baltic NRC if any explosions or mass destruction happens to it we will have to do some tests after all this is MEGA.inc CEO stay tuned in for more information to come" the transmission ends and all divices using the free wifi go back to what they were doing.
is it time for the recreational mcnuke?
not sure what that is but the object in question is not a nuke
recreational mcSmokeyObject
RP
The great park of biodiversity is now open to the public and not worry we have made it as safe as possible, so for all your animal lovers in your nations come visit us in The 3rd German Republic.
New creatures added every so often!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_3nd_german_republic/detail=factbook/id=1387351
Laeden, Nationific, Monkelandd
https://anarchists-dictionary.fandom.com/wiki/Recreational_Nuclear_Weapon_(McNuke)
You make it sound like the newest simulation game on the play store or the app store.
Hopal Ii
Lol, i see what your saying.
Nationific
RP
South Cark has decided to purchase 100 lasers from nationific
nationific has lasers?
Nationific
RP
They will be given for free this week. Nationific also encourages others to purchase them.
Ooc: I'm not gonna take this stuff back. Each costs 'bout 1k and they're not stupid tungsten rods. And also, 100 units of the Li'l Lase for free this week! That is, today 10:00 a.m. IST to next week Wednesday 10:00 a.m. IST.
I have secrets too terrible to be unleashed, as promised.
RP
breaking news
delta.corp has bought out MEGA.inc along with all of its projects
Nationific
If it's RP, RP tags please!
done
Nationific
I have the maximum amount of factbooks :(
Will I guess its time to start combining the similar ones!
New Camelot Of Avalonia, Nationific, Lushie
I used to be able to make like unlimited dispatches I have 25 factbooks and 49 dispatches but it doesn't let me make any more now :( So I guess 74 is the max?
Nationific
Its sad :(
Nationific
RP
The President of the Federal Republic of Clarkstan, Luka Gavric, realizing that Yaldia will start the realization of the orbital defense system,said:
,,We will be polite and wait for the summit to end, but we have become pessimistic if the situation around Yaldi does not change, we will continue with the space defense system.,,
Nationific
Let the orbits begin!
RP
Baltic NRC plans on building a cannon that will suck up all debris from space and shoot it down to Baltic NRC making it easier to launch objects and clearing up the area around our planet which is full of empty fuel pods and rocket body's that need to be cleaned up. all metal and resources will be melted down and reused for other things.
Nationific
RP
Life in Conklandi City
As you enter the airport, you would see the sleek, modern skyline snaking across the sunset straight out of a sci-fi novel.
The roads seem to be less car crowded than a normal city should be, with a busy bus and tram network whizzing around like millipedes on speed.
As you get on the tram network to the SouthShell Hotel in the south of the city, you see a clinical interior, bedecked with comfortable, EZ Clean seats which you can soak into, while using the top tier 3.1 megabit per second connection to chat and to surf the net.
As you drive past the wide boulevards bedecked with new solar panels, you can see the buzzing pavements filled with customers entering and exiting like water from a strainer, blurs of integrity.
Suddenly, your phone buzzes with plans of a fusion reactor being drawn up for the next decade, which could potentially power an entire city via a glass of seawater, which could lead to unlimited energy.
The journey ends in ten minutes, to the hotel you will stay at.
Laeden, Monkelandd
I love this
I'll make a dispatch when I have time!
Nationific
Megabit would be 1000000 bits. 3.1 Mbit would be 3100000 bits per second. And 8 bits make 1 byte. Therefore, 3100000 bits are basically 387,500 bytes. Which is, a speed of 387.5 Kilo Byte per second. Which is, not at all a good speed for a city like that.
TL;DR
I think you meant 3.1 megabytes per second.
Monkelandd, Conklandi
Yes, sorry for not being clear.
Nationific
RP Staff Selections
Chief Of Staff: Samantha maneder
Press Secretary: Damian Rrite
NSA:Zac Ross
these staffers will choose the staff under them.
RP
The Selestviean Herald
Election Update
Based on the last poll held by the Pressé club on 10 June,
Approval rating for each party:
Liberal: 39%
Conservatives: 13%
Labor: 42%
United Selestviean: 6%
If this is translated to the seats in the House of Representatives;
Liberal: 62
Conservatives:21
Labor:67
United Selestviean: 10
If this holds true, the governing Liberal-Conservative coalition will win with a comfortable majority.
Whats new?
- 10 more seats up for grabs
- Deposits for candidates decreased significantly, encouraging more independents to run.
Election Facts:
House of Representatives
Voting Method: First past the post, Single transferable vote (or instant runoff voting/AV)
This means that regardless of the number of candidates, each MP must receive 50% of the votes per electorate.
Number of seats this election: 160 (10 more than January)
Key seats to look at:
Nik Island: PMs seat
Las Viean: Deputy PMs seat
Little Elisabeth: New seat created. Close contest between Liberals and Labor
Wombat Isle: Opposition Leaders seat
Prince Charles: Marginal seat at last election
South Guana: Initial by election postponed due to the close proximity of the by election and this federal election.
St Gabriel: Closest fight in the last election. Former PM Oliver Hoyle lost his seat the last time by only a 0.15% margin
Senate
Voting Method: Single Transferrable Vote (Proportional Representation, Hare Clark System)
Candidates must hit a quota of votes to win a seat.
Seats up for election: 30/80 (South Selstville senators term expire this election)
Make up of Senate with only North Selstville Senators:
Liberal: 20
Conservative: 10
Labor: 10
United Selestviean: 10
Total: 50/80
Taking into account the poll by the pressé club;
Total Senate estimates result*;
Liberal:32
Conservatives:14
Labor: 23
United Selestviean:11
* Senate estimated results are usually inaccurate due to the distribution of votes. We dont know the preferences and cannot measure the swing or proportion until a sizeable number of votes have been counted.
Zhizao, Monkelandd
RP
We would like to invite Yaldian Territories to the Space Summit in New Camelot Of Avalonia on Wednesday July 1, 2020 as well any other country that wants to help shape the future of space.
Nationific, Grey County
RP
The 1st session of Parliament
Prime Minister Garfunkel Stands up and says Hello everyone and welcome to the 1st Parliament of The Constitutional Monarchy Of Grey County. I welcome The King to act as temporary Speaker of The House. The King Sits in the Throne and Then Stands Up and says I hereby confirm the results of the 1st Grey County General Election. I also confirm that by a 251-249 margin Mr.Garfunkel has been confirmed as Prime Minister. In the name of the crown I declare this parliament in session. Everyone stands up and thunderous applause breaks out throughout parliament.
The King then says, It's time for the speech from the Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister Says "My friends today we begin on a journey towards prosperity and a new constitution for this great nation and I believe that to do that we need a full government. So today I am informing the King that I'm calling for regional elections and Senate elections. Each region will elect a parliament and 10 senators to serve in our national senate. I call for a vote by this parliament to call for these elections. The regions will be Northern Grey County,Southern Grey County, Western Grey County and The Colony of Lapents. The elections will be July 30. Thank you and concede the floor back to the speaker.
The king rises and says "The vote will take place this afternoon Thank you.
What are the beliefs of the parties?
A compilation of the parties beliefs and manifestos would be given in due course.
Nationific, Monkelandd
Good morning / [insert appropriate time]. I hope everyone is doing well!
Laeden, Nationific, Monkelandd, Grey County, Hispanian Union
Welcome Mate
Monkelandd, Grey County
RP
The leader of the socialist party is urging his members to vote no because "The people already were heard, They don't just get to be heard again. 3 members have said they will defy the leader and the main one Samuel Biet has announced his candidacy for leader of the party.
Nationific, Monkelandd
Post self-deleted by Grey County.
Heres a factbook on our nations Industry and sectors but Im still working on it.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_3nd_german_republic/detail=factbook/id=1394425
Nationific, Monkelandd, Hispanian Union
RP Regional Election Vote
Conservative 210 Yes 0 No
Liberal 174 Yes 0 No
Environmentalist 64 Yes 0 No
Socialist 3 Yes 24 No
Fundamentalist Christian 25 Yes 0 No
Total 476-24
The King steps forward and says "As acting speaker of Parliament I confirm that by a 476-24 vote that regional elections have been called throughout Grey County.
In the news Amy Dieto has announced her candidacy for the socialist party leader position
RP
all free wifi devices go off again a new message is played it reads "attention citizens of Atlanta you are our newest city filled with only the bottom 10% of the economy. so we have decided to test out our new weapon that you saw launch earlier project gods light is now in full progress all the rich and valuable items have been taken goodbye." the internet shuts down and sudenly all who look over at Baltic NRC see a massive laser coming straight down from space hotter than the surface of the sun it creates a massive shockwave as everything in the area is reduced to atoms all that remains of Atlanta is a crater the wifi turns back on "the test was a success"
RP
The King and Prime Minister have released a press release requesting that Baltic Nrc stop using this weapon immediately. If they do not stop we recommend TPKO intervine. Also as a precaution we are preparing to launch a rocket at the weapon.
Monkelandd
RP
we dont plan on using this weapon anymore for now this was just a test now that we know it works the next time we will use it is if we are at war with someone.
RP
The King has asked why they killed there own citizens.
Monkelandd
RP
well two reasons
1. we needed to test the weapon
2. they were the bottom 10% so now there is less poverty and we dont have to take care of so many citizens we want population growth but so fast they become in poverty.
RP
The leaders of Grey County are in a meeting to discuss the situation in Baltic NRC
Monkelandd
RP
The Avalonian Government and people are shocked, appalled, and enraged by the genocide committed by the government of Baltic Nrc. To develop a WMD, and then use to kill millions of people constitutes one of the worst crimes against humanity in history, and is incomprehensible.
The Avaloinian Government is placing a total embargo on Baltic NRC goods, a ban on all government officials not claiming asylum from entering Avalonia, and will be placing the same on all nations that continue to trade with Baltic Nrc. The ban on government officials will also mean that they will be barred from attending the upcoming summit on space militarization. The Avalonian Government has also ended recognition of Baltic Nrc's sovereignty, and has placed the current government in control of Baltic Nrc on its Terrorist Organizations List.
Avalonia, neutral and demilitarized, is unable to directly intervene, but announces its support for any country that intervenes to restore human rights.
More to come-
Laeden, Monkelandd
RP
The nation of Grey County is Demanding the nation of Baltic Nrc destroy the weapon or we will launch a rocket at the weapon that will ensure it is destroyed.
RP
we hear your demands and we have decided to make a compromise we will take it down from orbit because it is to costly to destroyand because while it could hit the rocket that may cause even more problems on its own
so we are taking the weapon down and storing it in our secret bunker for later use
RP
We will accept the compromise but are still considering our next steps. We are requesting to know how many people you killed.
around 20 million
Grey County
RP
The Leaders of all parties are meeting at the capital right now.
EDIT
Parliament is now in session
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.