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Region: Thalassia
RP
The Conklandi government will sympathise with the nations who were affected by the terrorists waging war, which will lead to a peace keeping force to be deployed into the affected areas.
In other news, the B-20 plague had been eradicated out of the country and the stock market will reach a high of $100,000 for the Seal 10 due to the vaccine production and expansion to Monkelandd via the acquisition of 15% of a local manufacturer.
Nationific, Monkelandd, Federated Commonwealth Of Selstville
Hello Thalassia,
I am the nation of the Federated Commonwealth of Selestville (Yes thats right, Selestville was misspelt as Selstville. Sadly cant change that). Im honoured to be in the region which is a full democracy. The Commonwealth believes in:
1) Democracy. Everyone ha the right to be represented with the member of his choice.
2) Free speech. Everyone is entitled to an opinion and likewise, protected equally from hate speech
3) Diplomacy and ever lasting relations with all nations.
The nation is glad to find a region which reflects our ideology the best. We look forward to working together!
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Kalderisara, El Hierro
Welcome to Thalassia!
Nationific, Ayeinc
I mean, we are technically a constitutional monarchy, a Queendom
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata
Hello, I am the ruler of Underground world, and want peace
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Kalderisara, Bio Hajexia
Welcome to Thalassia!
Ayeinc, Coalandia, Kalderisara
Welcome to Thalassia! I'm Coalandia, your local meme.
Nationific, Ayeinc, Monkelandd
Welcome to the region, I am the one nation that votes neutral in most polls
Nationific, Ayeinc, Coalandia, Kalderisara
Hello,I'm Coalandia, the local meme.
Nationific, Kalderisara
Please don't hesitate to tg Ayeinc, your local vice-Delegate, if you have any questions about our sanity. And, welcome. I'm Nationific, your local cool guy and the one who's never eager to get Rick-Rolled. We also like bad puns and Sho. Once again, let me welcome you to Thalassia, where we Thalass.
This, my friends, would be my welcome telegram if I were to join the Ministry of Recruitment. Be glad I didn't.
Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Kalderisara
I'll tell you what I want!
(Sing the song with me)
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Zentata, Monkelandd
What I really really want!
Zentata
So tell me what you want!
Zentata
what you really, really want!
Yaldian Territories, Zentata
I wanna,I wanna,I wanna
Yaldian Territories, Zentata
Am I ruining it now? 🧐
So, how is everyone doing? Hope you are all well and, to our Muslim friends, hope you enjoyed Hari Raya!
Liruslau, Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, El Hierro, Hopal Ii
I'm doing well! Hbu?
Ayeinc, Zentata
Pretty good, can't complain, just had some ravioli so Arenado is a happy camper :]
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Kalderisara
As opposed to a sad camper, whos ravioli has been stolen by a bear?
Nationific, Ayeinc, Arenado, Kalderisara, El Hierro
Once I had a ravioli steal my bear. Quite sad
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Kalderisara
Alas, my pasta dish hailing from the Italian peninsula which envelops a filling has been pilfered by a fur-covered mammal which belongs to the family Ursidae.
R/increasinglyverbose
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Badivermeraed, Ayeinc, Sho, Monkelandd, Kalderisara
Expression of severe dismay, slightly outdated, my dish originally from country of southern Europe comprising the peninsula of Italy, Sardinia, Sicily, and several smaller islands consisting of dough made from durum wheat and water, extruded or stamped into various shapes, in this case containing a filling, likely of cheese or a pesto like substance and typically cooked in boiling water has been taken in an illegal manner by a mammal with fur as a coat, known as a bear.
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Kalderisara
bear touch my spaghet.
Liruslau, Yaldian Territories, Zentata, Monkelandd
FTFY
Zentata, Kalderisara
hello my fine gentlemen! Armed republic of Kneehill here, glad you guys gave me the opportunity to join.
Nationific, Monkelandd, Tirr Savattstra, Kalderisara
After a careful and meticulous review of the votes, the final result of Thalassias joining the URA is as follows:
Results
Yes: 30 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
Though it didnt really make a difference, to be Constitutionally sound the vote of Federated Commonwealth Of Selstville was discarded because they moved to the region after the polls opened.
And with that the ascension into the URA has been approved! Semper Thalassia!
([sub]Phew, yall really put my hamsters into overdrive for this one. How difficult! Im not a mathologist- have mercy! /s[/sub])
The United Nations Of Kvenland, Liruslau, Nationific, Badivermeraed, Ayeinc, Arenado, Monkelandd, Banq, Tirr Savattstra, Kalderisara
Welcome. I'm Coalandia, your local meme.
Nationific, Arenado
hmm how tf yall have sick ass flags. there must be a way to upload ones surely..
Nationific, Ayeinc
There is, in the settings page
I'm going to take this out of context and add it to my list of compliments:>
Nationific, Badivermeraed, Ayeinc, Tirr Savattstra, Echoslavia
As am I
Ayeinc, Toerana Vii
Wow, the URA actually passed with a unanimous vote?
Nationific, Banq
Not the first time we had such a vote. But you happened to join during heated debate and division.
Im not surprised that it was unanimous. I dont see why anyone would have a problem with joining the URA. It seems obvious to vote yes.
Nationific, Monkelandd
Today's daily Bad thought: thinking of changing my name to good.
Luna State, Nationific, Ayeinc, Tirr Savattstra
Goodivermeraed?
Nationific, Ayeinc, Hopal Ii
Perhaps you would like RPing here as a rogue nation-state? (See: North Korea)
Nationific, Hopal Ii
Okay...
Why nukes?
You can clear nuclear waste you know?
"Acid Dragon"?
Yeah about that...
All nations aren't in the same planet, so to say. Like me, I have an alternate history (you can read it) and in no point I mention any Thalassian nation in them, only in the credits, because of their services.
Mornicoder, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Maxilains
And I thought my idea of eternal night at Maxilains was strange/unrealistic
Nationific, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, El Hierro
Bio Hajexia, please don't double post.
Arenado, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Maxilains, Nitra-Silesia, Federated Commonwealth Of Selstville
correction, triple posted, if I may chime in.
Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Maxilains, El Hierro, Echoslavia
Is there any action that can be imposed on Bio Hajexia?, Its annoying at times?
Arenado, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Maxilains, Nitra-Silesia
On my authority as Prime Minister I have ejected and banned Bio hajexia for excessive double positing, breaching RMB rules and for moderation evasion.
Liruslau, Nationific, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, Nitra-Silesia, Kalderisara, El Hierro, Hopal Ii
na its fine, just noticed it was three not two, lol
Portugal And Great Britannia
I had Onion vibes right from the beginning.
Zentata, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, The 3Nd German Republic, Kalderisara
What's the difference between an executive and non-executive delegate?
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia
Executive can appoint Regional Officers, and has essentially total control over the region, except that the founder can yeet them. Non-executive cannot appoint Regional Officers, can only be given other powers by the founder, and is weaker. There's probably a factbook somewhere that explains this better. Still, hope this helped!
Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Maxilains, Kalderisara
RP The expansion of enterprise
The Conklandi government would like to announce the creation of the Seal Fund, which will invest in $2-5 million in companies in Monkelandd, Zentata, Nationific andArenado.
This will ensure that Conklandi will be able to diversify from the B-20 vaccine manufacturing, which had lead to $1 million in the past week alone which had led to the B-20 vaccine being imported into these countries.
Nationific, Toerana Vii, Zentata, Monkelandd, Maxilains, Kalderisara, Federated Commonwealth Of Selstville
RP
All leading Nationifician Information Technology companies have agreed to create a common fund, funded by the Conklandi investment. In return, all the companies have agreed to manufacture in Conklandi.
Ayeinc, Zentata, Maxilains
RP Elaboration
The Conklandi government welcomes the influx of companies fromNationific which would bring new jobs to the country, and it encourages other nations to join in the fund.
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata
RP
The Farmastron group and the Monkeish Health Service (SMM) has graciously accepted the Conklandi grant and invites the leaders of Conklandi in advance to a state visit, when the B-20 situation has been dealt with.
Ayeinc, Zentata
RP
The government has sent a request to Conklandi for Cross Tech Inc. to have a Robotics base. There is also an announcement than the Coalandian Government has supplied members of TAN with new plasma weaponry
Nationific, Zentata, Monkelandd, The 3Nd German Republic
While the robotics tech is fine, what on earth is plasma weaponry? That sounds like something that is a) likely very experimental, and b) out of a sci-fi novel. Could you give me an example of real-life plasma weaponry? How does it work?
Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Hopal Ii
RP
Scientists put a large electrical charge in a battery you can put on your back, sort of like a backpack connected to the "gun" and it's shot out like a lazer type blast. It's still experimental, which is why i'm giving it to you. I need help developing it.Zentata
Well, I think that experimental technology similar to an electric gun or a taser is acceptable. You also don't need the rp tag, this is ooc discussion (It's not a bad thing though, don't worry about it).
Alright then, who can help me develop the weapon?
Yaldian Territories, Zentata
RP
What are the materials? Hopal has uranium we could supply you.
Yaldian Territories, Zentata
RP
We need silver, metal, and rubber. we could use uranium but that needs more experiments and our scientists are having trouble by themselves.
Yaldian Territories
This has gone back to rp, please use rp tags. Also, please do not rp as your nation. This goes for Coalandia as well.
Ayeinc
RP
Hopal has a large supply of rubber too Hopal also has metal but not a lot and silver even less so.
Yaldian Territories, Zentata
RP
El Hierro cant help, as much as they would like to support other Thalassian nations. El Hierros people are against the production / usage of weapons. El Hierro would be glad to help in any other plasma related research as long as it doesnt involve the military.
Mornicoder, Zentata, Monkelandd
today in Espirito Santo, Mértola, it was very hot
Mornicoder, Ayeinc, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, Maxilains
Not just in the south of the country.
In my home town, which is near the Spanish border, was very hot for May
Mornicoder, Ayeinc, Zentata, Maxilains
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_3nd_german_republic/detail=factbook/id=1370345
B-20 update!
Yaldian Territories, Maxilains
Hello, can anyone guide me to an introduction to RP, and how it works please?
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Monkelandd
Sorry to all those who endorsed me, my WA was just here temporarily :3
Mornicoder, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Toerana Vii, Monkelandd
Czech Germania, can we expand RP into interstellar space? For example, could we have countries and colonies in space? It would open up a new area for RP, and increase the quality of such RP.
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Monkelandd, Maxilains
It could be, but we don't go for sci-fi, as much as I like it. So we're gonna be stuck in modern times and the moment someone goes out of our solar system, I promise you, we'll have interstellar RP.
RP
Nationific doesn't have much silver, but rubber is readily available due to its afforestation efforts. A large part of the produce is exported, hence there will be no problem in shipping 1/4th of the exports to Coalandia. This would amount to roughly, 40,000 tons of rubber.
Ooc: I'm no expert in these matters, please tell me if such a number is humanly impossible.
Yaldian Territories, Monkelandd, Maxilains
Nationific, IIRC, 4000 tons of rubber is actually a really small number in the modern world. If you want to make it realistic, double that amount by 10 or 15. Hope this answers your question!
Nationific
I would like to know to!
Mornicoder, Maxilains
Edited!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1327155
Monkelandd, Maxilains, Emroddeling
RP
Officially, today the last representative of the Hambadal
ethnic group has died. They were known in Maxilains
because of their difficult language (for example, their
name, meaning Hambadal in their language is
eraneruantypegengreannutyuehe) and a separate cultures.
They were also a very important tourist center in Maxilains
so it is very possible that this event will affect the economy of Maxilains.
Monkelandd, Emroddeling
For those of you interested in a story about me. Here's a dispatch I wrote.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1378424
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, Emroddeling
RP
Scientists are researching how plasma affects the human body and considering using it as a cancer treatment.
Nationific, Zentata, Emroddeling
RP
SolaTV Election Debate
Last night, the 7 main parties' candidates battled it out on SOLuno, for the election on 12 June. They discussed Climate Change, B-20 and the economy. Here are the parties' platforms:
[spoiler=Party Platfroms]
CAP
The Climate Action Party's leader and candidate, Leia Morrelli stressed that 'we must combat Climate Change and save Monkelandd's environment', and committed to net zero carbon by 2030.
She said she wanted the lockdown to end, but wants to 'listen to the science'.
She made it clear that the lockdown must end soon and it will hurt the economy.
Morrelli tried to prove her party as not just a one-issue, but a broadly left-wing party.
SDM
Alexandero Nassino, the candidate for the Socialist Democratic party of Monkelandd, committed to the creation of a TAN Climate Agreement, with the 2030 net-zero goal in mind.
He defended the lockdown policies and took credit for the Conklandi deal. He said reconstruction was his 'top priority'.
Nassino also mentioned the terror situation and committed to a ceasefire with the GNC. He claimed the attacks would not hurt the economy as much as initially thought.
Nova Liberella
The centrist party's co-leader, Gino D'Ellio said he felt strongly about the environment, but refused to make any solid commitments.
He said he would follow scientific advice and 'rally behind Coalandia', in order to 'Beat the Bacteria'.
He showed his 'Economic Recovery Model', that is designed to help Monkelandd recover from B-20.
D'Ellio said he would make a pragmatic deal with the GNC terrorists.
AC
Anna Orana, well-known Conservative activist, journalist and now candidate said net-zero by 2040 was 'the best deal for the country'.
She committed to immigration caps and health checks at the border to combat future epidemics.
She said that 'the weight of the B-20 recovery is being carried on the taxpayers shoulders', and would cut taxes if she wins.
Orana said full TAN membership was a 'mistake' and would become a less involved member if she wins.
Dokkia Monkelanddia!
Change Monkelandd!'s leader, Ezra Esercito said Climate Change is 'just an excuse to stop me selling oil' and said he wants to see some 'hard proof'.
He criticised Monkelandd's actions in the B-20 epidemic, calling it a 'shambles' and a 'hoax designed to stop political freedom' and urged Monkelanddians to disobey the rules.
He promised to privatise transport, healthcare and many schools, as well as cutting benefits, to save Monkelandd from the 'fabricated economic crisis'.
Native
The Native People's Party chief, Adusoknik Deriqantu, called Climate Change 'the worst thing to happen to us since Aratunlu [the Goddess of death] descended'.
She praised the government for 'protecting the Native Communities from a disaster' caused by B-20.
Her commitment to helping the economy by opening-up religious sites 'will benefit the economy'.
PNC
The New Communist Party's General Secretary, Dil Amada said Climate change will never be stopped if the 'Fat Cats' are in the way. He defended his party's actions, claiming he is 'not and never was or will be a terrorist', and his party's actions were 'justified and correct'.
He said the B-20 lockdown was correct, but the 'shameless profiteering from a crisis' was sad to see.
Amada called himself 'a devoted communist' and promised to change the constitution to the Communist Manifesto. He said the B-20 reconstruction must prioritise workers' rights.
[/spoiler]
Nationific, Ayeinc, Maxilains, Hopal Ii, Emroddeling
I probably should do something like this, but my time here hasn't been that interesting.
Ps- Now I know why that bot reacts with 'Sho's Liquor Cabinet' everytime someone mentions Owl in the discord server.
Owl Archipelago, Zentata, Monkelandd, Emroddeling
Hi
Nationific, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Emroddeling
Whoah! MaxThailand!
I think I'm gonna get you mixed up with Maxilains
Nationific, Ayeinc, Maxilains, Hopal Ii, Emroddeling, Maxmilains
Am I a puppet of Maxilains?
Nationific, Maxilains, Emroddeling
RP
NNS
A probe sent to Mars has crashed in a nearby asteroid, off course and completely unresponsive to the NSA's(Nationific Space Agency) efforts to control it. It was unmanned, but concerns have surfaced on how the nation plans to guarantee safe human travel to other planets, a plan, which reliable sources inform, was all ready to be executed.
Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Kalderisara, Emroddeling
🤔
Nationific, Maxilains, Emroddeling
RP
Visits across the region
The Conklandi government will accept all requests to visit the nations that mentioned projects and also begins accepting projects across Conklandi.
In other news, scientists in the country had discovered that some Hambadal communities still speak and descend from the community in Maxilains, which would lead to collaborations with the nation to maintain their culture and language.
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Maxilains, Emroddeling
If anyone would like to know then I did not do nation of Maxmilains
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Emroddeling
Let me introduce myself again. I'm Nationific's puppet and not Ayeinc.
Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Maxilains, Emroddeling
World Assembly - General Assembly - Military Identification Tag Act
Vote: For
This proposal would help families recognize and give proper treatment to their loved ones, help soldiers be able to be helped by medical personnel, and potentially aid in other ways should the nation so choose. The main argument is that this could endanger POWs, by revealing personal information, but many opposing forces have strict codes of conduct regarding pows, and this is a risk you have to take. More lives can be saved and remembered properly then those that may suffer because of this resolution, therefore I recommend a vote "For"
Honeydewistania, Nationific, Ayeinc, Monkelandd
Are you sure about that?
Nationific, Coalandia, Maxilains
I'm kind of confused.
Thalassiam Immigration Laws
Declare all your puppets now
I'm joking of course
Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Coalandia, Maxilains, Hopal Ii
I'd like to encourage everyone to be honest about their puppets in this region.
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc
In that case... sho is my puppet
Jk
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Toerana Vii, Monkelandd
And then there were two Ayeincian nations.
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Kalderisara
Nobody will believe you of course, because Sho is my puppet.
Other puppets I own are Arenado and Bad
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, Coalandia, Maxilains, Hopal Ii
We both know you're my puppet.
Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Hopal Ii
Just to clarify I am..............a puppet of Maxilains.
Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Coalandia
Well thats strange, I couldve sworn you were my puppet.
Nationific, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, Coalandia, El Hierro, Hopal Ii
Hello, everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that I will be taking a two week Leave Of Absence until the 12th of June. Veaetmar will be Acting Prime Minister until my return. Best of luck, Veaetmar, and I will see you all when I return!
Nationific, Ayeinc, Veaetmar, Monkelandd, Banq, Federated Commonwealth Of Selstville
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