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Portugal And Great Britannia wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=portugal_and_great_britannia/detail=factbook/id=1317595

It is finished.

The new history of my country.

I added images of some characters as well I updated the maps and add some little more information of some events.

Tell me what you think and good readings.

It is amazing and so cool!

Ayeinc, Portugal And Great Britannia, Maxilains

Holy Land Of Germania wrote:It is amazing and so cool!

Thanks

Ayeinc, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Holy Land Of Germania

After discussion with the Culture team, Coalandia's nuclear strike and the 9 million person genocide has been declared NON-CANON. That means that it never happened, and all posts relating to that event are also irrelevant as of this moment.

Czech Germania, Nationific, Ayeinc, Carlia, Portugal And Great Britannia, The 3Nd German Republic, Banq, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Holy Land Of Germania

Post by Maxilains suppressed by Owl Archipelago.

Maxilains

I was able to come up with a new lore of my country (it is very possible that there are

many spelling mistakes etc., but I hope it does not "hurt your eyes"):

Maxilaai people, for many centuries, and maybe even for millennia they lived in a nomadic way, whole

time moving from place to another place.

They probably lived a few hundred years ago

in the south of the world, moving north all the time.

Society has always been divided here, first into clans

who founded villages in different places.

And even now, in quite rare and small cities,

about the "post-communist" appearance (meaning everything

is made from a "big plate" and is generally gray

are very much divided into different regions, e.g .:

There are four districts in Harpijsberg and the people living in them

they are very attached to their region, and they honestly don't like it

other districts.

 Returning to the point, Maxilains as a state, not a people

was founded about 400 years ago, while still being primitive

feudal country divided into clans.

Everything changed 70 years ago when they came to power with us

communists came. They tried to industrialize our nation by force.

We can say that they did it partially.

Because cities were created massively, just like workplaces,

but all villages still dominated, but they did too

everything slowly began to modernize.

When the communists were overthrown, in addition to the free market and larger

freedom, virtually nothing has changed. Nothing new was built

only old buildings were renovated. For example, some trams

(which are the most popular means of communication after being banned

cars) are sometimes well over 50 years old.

And that's how life goes on in Maxilains, people live in quite

"outdated" surroundings, but they don't complain about it too much,

because for all Maxilaai people, what counts is those hundreds of years

one thing has not changed, nature. Forests and glades still dominate everywhere

and mountains, and it doesn't seem to get different soon.

Maxilains please spoiler long posts!

Nationific, Ayeinc, Portugal And Great Britannia, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains

Zentata wrote:After discussion with the Culture team, Coalandia's nuclear strike and the 9 million person genocide has been declared NON-CANON. That means that it never happened, and all posts relating to that event are also irrelevant as of this moment.

ok

Nationific, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains

Post by Coalandia suppressed by Ayeinc.

Coalandia

is it ok if i dont roleplay for a while?

Coalandia, please do not double post. Edit the previous post.

Czech Germania, Zentata

Coalandia wrote:is it ok if i dont roleplay for a while?

That's fine! Do whatever you want.

Czech Germania, Veaetmar, Maxilains

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1363163

Finally finished my newspaper! What do you guys think?

Czech Germania, Ayeinc, Zentata, Narvara, Maxilains, Nitra-Silesia

Greater New Briton wrote:

Finally finished my newspaper! What do you guys think?

Looks great!

Greater New Briton

Greater New Briton wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1363163

Finally finished my newspaper! What do you guys think?

That looks amazing! Great work on it!

Czech Germania, Ayeinc, Veaetmar, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones, Greater New Briton

Henlo

Ayeinc, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains

Count Dooks wrote:Henlo

'Hiya there Dekks!

Ayeinc, The Lustrous Ones

RP

[spoiler]The Clarkstanian Ministry of Defense has released pictures to the world 3 days before the Army holiday,where is the members of the Clarkstanian armed forces at various locations in the country.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=clarkstan/detail=factbook/id=1364690[/spoiler]

Ayeinc, Coalandia, The Lustrous Ones, Nitra-Silesia

RP

Total revolution in The Holy Land Germania has gone through a total revolution. The new leader: President Johnston Cook says this “ I call upon the people to experience law changes we will be Devout under our Lutheran Religion, we will be free from this former tyranny, freedom for all! We will change the laws as we go to create a liberal socialist democratic union of Germania united under one dream, a hope, a purpose all for prosperity!” The people all cheered during the speech. Thank you. This was a peaceful revolt and the government in power stepped down.

Ayeinc, Zentata, The 3Nd German Republic, The Lustrous Ones, Nitra-Silesia

RP

As eco-tourism is a rapidly growing sector in the Kalderisaran economy, the Prince would like to propose the formation of a Thalassian visa-free zone. Citizens of member states would be able to freely enter and briefly stay (the proposed period is 14 days) in any other member state for travel purposes. The Prince and Serene Council hope that such an agreement will facilitate cultural exchange and economic growth for all involved nations.

Clarkstan, New Camelot Of Avalonia, Nationific, Zentata

Kalderisara wrote:*snip*

Have you considered the Thalassian Assembly of Nations?

Czech Germania, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, The 3Nd German Republic

[spoiler=new lore of my country]I was able to come up with a new lore of my country (it is very possible that there are

many spelling mistakes etc., but I hope it does not "hurt your eyes"):

Maxilaai people, for many centuries, and maybe even for millennia they lived in a nomadic way, whole

time moving from place to another place.

They probably lived a few hundred years ago

in the south of the world, moving north all the time.

Society has always been divided here, first into clans

who founded villages in different places.

And even now, in quite rare and small cities,

about the "post-communist" appearance (meaning everything

is made from a "big plate" and is generally gray

are very much divided into different regions, e.g .:

There are four districts in Harpijsberg and the people living in them

they are very attached to their region, and they honestly don't like it

other districts.

Returning to the point, Maxilains as a state, not a people

was founded about 400 years ago, while still being primitive

feudal country divided into clans.

Everything changed 70 years ago when they came to power with us

communists came. They tried to industrialize our nation by force.

We can say that they did it partially.

Because cities were created massively, just like workplaces,

but all villages still dominated, but they did too

everything slowly began to modernize.

When the communists were overthrown, in addition to the free market and larger

freedom, virtually nothing has changed. Nothing new was built

only old buildings were renovated. For example, some trams

(which are the most popular means of communication after being banned

cars) are sometimes well over 50 years old.

And that's how life goes on in Maxilains, people live in quite

"outdated" surroundings, but they don't complain about it too much,

because for all Maxilaai people, what counts is those hundreds of years

one thing has not changed, nature. Forests and glades still dominate everywhere

and mountains, and it doesn't seem to get different soon.[/spoiler]

Nationific

Greater New Briton wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1363163

Finally finished my newspaper! What do you guys think?

Damn, that's solid! :)

Greater New Briton

Oh hey the flag is back to normal

Wait is that the flag we had before the enemy stand attacked?

Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, Maxilains, Holy Land Of Germania

Hi I’m a islands nation

Ayeinc, Zentata, Maxilains

I've just noticed that Thalassia is now #41 in members in the world, and then there is me who has the privilege of being an ambassador to the THIRD LARGEST in the world(TSP) and the 20th (TCB). Thank you V for the opportunities

Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Hopal

How do embassies and ambassadors between regions work?

Ayeinc, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Hopal

We have the ministry of foreign affairs to take care of all this. When regions want to have formal relationships, they can send embassy requests to eachother to then form embassies. When the regions have embassies, they usually are able to post on the other's RMB, and have events together. Some embassies here are assigned ambassadors, who will pay attention to what goes on in those region, and we discuss them within the ministry and in the region. If you are interested, the Ministry is recruiting right now. Contact Veaetmar if you wish to apply!

Zentata, The 3Nd German Republic, Maxilains

So I'm new here. How does role playing work?

New Camelot Of Avalonia, Ayeinc, Zentata, Tirr Savattstra, Holy Land Of Germania

Jyllmark wrote:So I'm new here. How does role playing work?

Hello you have information here...

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1327155

And yes don't forget to read this

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1363141

New Camelot Of Avalonia, Ayeinc, Zentata, Maxilains, Jyllmark

RP

Our prime minister would like to meet with the leader of Zentata to improve relations.

Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones

RP

Hopal has now entered into a recession the good thing is unemployment is low but wages are stagnating and the price of everything is going up. This sure going to a hot topic going into the election.

Zentata

Hello Thalassia. I'm speaking to you all today, because, as you may or may not know, I'm the map operator and the deputy minister of culture in the MoC. Recently I've been getting a lot of repeat requests, from people who want a map slot, sent me a TG, but either were unsure about whether or not I got the tg because their country hasn't shown up on the map, or because they couldn't remember if they sent me a TG, and then send me another, or multiple others. I will address both concerns.

A) I update the map once a week. This means that if you send me a tg on the day when I update the map, but I've already updated it, you need to wait a week. Sometimes I miss conflicts in terms of requests, which can cause another week's delay depending on the situation. And then, it takes time for Czech to update the dispatch. In general, act as if once you have sent the request, you have that slot unless I say otherwise. I also do not respond to map requests unless there is a issue with the request, or there is something I want to tell you. You need to be patient.

B) Up at the top of your TG page, where it says "Inbox", click on it, and choose the option that says "Sent" . You can then see all your sent TG's, and know if you sent me one. This is an easy way to make sure you did, in fact, send me the TG.

Once again, unless you are contacted by me (which could take a few days), act as if you have that slot. Thanks for your cooperation. The map should update soon, as soon as Czech gets to it.

The United Nations Of Kvenland, Ayeinc, Tirr Savattstra, Renascia, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Holy Land Of Germania, Skintia

Is there any issues that will help me become a pirate nation?

Hopal has now become a democratic republic

Aulivuel

Hopal wrote:Hopal has now become a democratic republic

Congratulations

Ayeinc, Zentata, Hopal

Coalandia wrote:RP

Our prime minister would like to meet with the leader of Zentata to improve relations.

Lenard Greenglas would be happy to receive the leader of Coalandia as soon as it suits them.

Ayeinc, Maxilains

Hi chaps

The United Nations Of Kvenland, Ayeinc, Zentata, Coalandia, Tirr Savattstra, Suntum Triay, Nitra-Silesia

Why are people against the new cargo transport resolution?

Hopal

RP

[spoiler]Minister of Social Policy and Welfare, Nadya Volkova is positive on B-20. She feels good and said it all started with a cold and she is in home isolation.

150 new cases of B-20 infection have been confirmed.30 in Layton, 10 in Clapham and Sahoi, 20 in Vasilevgrad and 80 in Planton City.Total number is 671 with 30 people recovered.

Due to the increase in the number of infected, Layton Mayor Dimitriy Nazarov is considering sending a proposal to the government that will introduce a stricter curfew over the weekend.He stressed that citizens should take this as a measure to protect their health, not oppression.

Yesterday, May 6, the feast of St. George, the patron saint of the country, was celebrated in Clarkstan.The celebrations went as required by the new situation without much gathering.[/spoiler]

Nationific, Ayeinc, Tirr Savattstra, Renascia, Maxilains, Hopal

Nationific wrote:Why are people against the new cargo transport resolution?
The forced tariffs and unnecessary regulations

Nationific, Tirr Savattstra, Maxilains, Holy Land Of Germania

Nationific wrote:Why are people against the new cargo transport resolution?

Some oppose it due to their own privatization policies; some just see the standardization as unnecessary (that's where I fell). It seems like a lot of work to solve a problem that doesn't exist universally.

Nationific, Ayeinc, Maxilains, Skintia

Hello everyone, I am a new player in your region, and I am going to actively participate in RP and make a lot of acquaintances here

Btw I am going to play for a large, but not very developed nation with an economy based on oil production, heavy industry and agriculture. Hope to get a good RP experience with you :)

Clarkstan, Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, Tirr Savattstra, Thucydide, The Lustrous Ones, El Hierro

Prairiland wrote:Hello everyone, I am a new player in your region, and I am going to actively participate in RP and make a lot of acquaintances here

Btw I am going to play for a large, but not very developed nation with an economy based on oil production, heavy industry and agriculture. Hope to get a good RP experience with you :)

Sounds great! Welcome to Thalassia!

Ayeinc, Hopal, Prairiland

Hello! Greetings from your new embassy! *leaves a plate of cookies in the shape of nukes, radioactive symbols, and Rick Astley*

Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Arenado, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, Tirr Savattstra, The Lustrous Ones, The Western Districts

21St Century Rome wrote:Hello! Greetings from your new embassy! *leaves a plate of cookies in the shape of nukes, radioactive symbols, and Rick Astley*

Takes all three kinds of cookies and makes a rick astley radioactive nuke. Hello! Glad to have you Here!

Nationific, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, The Lustrous Ones, Yaaaaaaaaa, Hopal

Hi there guys! My nation ceased to exist a week ago, but I didn’t realise because the email went into my junk folder and I’ve lost all my endorsements. So feel free to endorse me as I’ll endorse you back!

Ayeinc, Portugal And Great Britannia, The Lustrous Ones, Yaaaaaaaaa, Holy Land Of Germania

Monkelandd wrote:Hi there guys! My nation ceased to exist a week ago, but I didn’t realise because the email went into my junk folder and I’ve lost all my endorsements. So feel free to endorse me as I’ll endorse you back!

Willkommen back

Ayeinc, Monkelandd, The Lustrous Ones, Hopal, Holy Land Of Germania

Portugal And Great Britannia wrote:Willkommen back
Loving the new flag btw

Ayeinc, Portugal And Great Britannia, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Hopal

Monkelandd wrote:Loving the new flag btw

Thank you

You should read my new history

Ayeinc, Monkelandd, The Lustrous Ones, Maxilains, Hopal

RP:

Dental care is now free for all Lushians, as the Gay Congress voted almost unanimously to include it in LushieCare (the nation's universal healthcare system). The majority of Lushians polled supported this, but the passing came with the banning of fluoridated water in taps.

Air Lushie Flight 954 nearly ended in tragedy last night. A shuttle service from Cat City to Gaytrans Harbor, the flight had only just taken off when an engine suffered an uncontained failure. The Airbus A220 landed back in Cat City safely, with the crew and passengers sustaining only minor injuries.

President Butterfly today wore the flag of Thalassia over her shoulders today in front of the Gay Congress, the latest in a series of flashy outfits designed to represent what she feels is "the makeup of Lushie". Prior outfits included pride flags, the flags of countries with many immigrants and a flag made of sparkles.

New Camelot Of Avalonia, Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd

RP

Prime Minister Harrison Reid made a speech today at Port Hope the major port city of Hopal. In which he proposed a Thalassian free trade union. In addition to that he proposed the construction of a second port city down the coast Port Trede meant to be a hub for trade and more specifically free trade so that Port Hope can focus more on being the immigration centre of Hopal. Meanwhile nearby port workers are on strike demanding better wages and work conditions.

Nationific, Zentata

[spoiler=Monologue alert:]

Wow so in just 2 days (4 relevant issues) my economy went from 66 to 80, without really sacrificing much of the values I want (low charmlessness, environment, corruption, wealth gap, etc.). Those efforts included building space tourism, protecting small businesses AND supporting GMOs, and setting... ethical standards for some specific markets? Who knew “some” degree of socialism was a good thing? Lol *cough*

I did get another chance to boost my economy further by ~2 pts or so but would be turning to an incredibly corrupt legal system to do so, so screw that.

So if you want to get ahead and improve your country in the ways you want early, you probably have to cherry-pick the ones you like and ignore the rest. There do seem to be some god-awful issues where choosing anything will screw “something” up for you. I think most people have seen some of those issues already.

I suppose this does make alot of sense considering that in real life, some major issues DO need to sort itself out without any government/political intervention. Sometimes people need to sort things out themselves. [/spoiler]

Monkelandd wrote:Hi there guys! My nation ceased to exist a week ago, but I didn’t realise because the email went into my junk folder and I’ve lost all my endorsements. So feel free to endorse me as I’ll endorse you back!

Yoo I’ll endorse you because I like having endorsements. I endorse all of my endorsers. Also welcome back

Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Monkelandd, Holy Land Of Germania

I remember how when I first started I had a horrible economic drop (I think around 10 points), but I've recovered quite well since.

Nationific, Ayeinc, Portugal And Great Britannia, The 3Nd German Republic, Banq, The Lustrous Ones, Hopal, Holy Land Of Germania

Zentata wrote:I remember how when I first started I had a horrible economic drop (I think around 10 points), but I've recovered quite well since.

My one decision to reform the electoral system ~3-4 days into this game has single-handedly dropped 20 pts off political freedoms and inserted autocracy into my country. My population has about quintupled since then, and I am kinda worried it’s been like this for so long because...

my people probably want me as an immortal lifetime dictator for all the good I’ve done to civil rights and the economy, lol.

“The Free Land of the Lustrous Ones... so are you guys actually free?” asked one random tourist.

“Well yes but actually no” replied a citizen. “it’s complicated.”

Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, Hopal

The Lustrous Ones wrote:Snippity snip

Thanks! Me too

Also, the ranking slumps happen all the time for me. E.g. I once switched to an AI planned economy, and boom! socialism. It took me ages to get my economy back.

The United Nations Of Kvenland, Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones

Like serious I'm yet to understand this game

Nationific, Ayeinc, Portugal And Great Britannia, Banq, Coalandia, Maxilains

Federal Republic Of Biafra wrote:Like serious I'm yet to understand this game

Do you need help?

The United Nations Of Kvenland, Ayeinc

Federal Republic Of Biafra wrote:Like serious I'm yet to understand this game

What you confused about?

.7% of deaths are due to murder, but crime is "totally unknown."

On the bright side, my economy is no longer developing.

Banq, The Lustrous Ones, Hopal

The RP Map has just been updated. I'm really sorry for the delay. I hope to update the map on a more consistent and frequent basis from now on. On another note, the Ministry of Culture is in the process of picking some winners from last week for the RP Rewards program.

Nationific, Ayeinc, Zentata

Quick question: How do you make a drop-down box? Thank you.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677707784355184671/708149131666915378/Screen_Shot_2020-05-07_at_7.51.35_PM.png

or: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=330837

Arenado

Yaldian Territories wrote:https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677707784355184671/708149131666915378/Screen_Shot_2020-05-07_at_7.51.35_PM.png

or: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=330837

I thank you for your help

P.S. That makes it so much easier and better

Hey guys, can anyone please persuade me why the latest WA assembly should be voted against? I saw that most people in this region voted 'Against' the latest WA resolution pertaining to free trade. Why is this? I'm curious.

Portugal And Great Britannia

The cargo transport resolution? The phrase "free trade" in the title is slightly misleading, I think. We talked a little about unnecessary regulations and tariffs a few posts up. Bloating bureaucracy or enforcing tolls would be more apt phrases than free trade.

Standardization of tolls and trade routes seems like an issue better hashed out regionally if the members feel such a policy would benefit them. It's hard to set tolls for the whole world at one fell swoop.

Portugal And Great Britannia, Zeneslav

Wow. How did such a misleadingly-worded resolution get enough support to be voted on in the WA?

Zentata

Mornicoder wrote:Wow. How did such a misleadingly-worded resolution get enough support to be voted on in the WA?

That's quite easy. See, if you are the delegate of a huge region and you have enough endos, you automatically have enough voting power to pass it through draft and make it a resolution. This happens a lot when some powerful region wants to get a proposal through, for whatever reason. But most of the time, these get defeated, lol.

Edit: But I also believe, notwithstanding the wording, it's actually pretty good. Or is it just that I like bureaucracy?

Edit2: Once we even had opposing sides bombard us with telegrams when there was a kind of powerful nation or region- I don't remember which- had a condemnation resolution against them. So, the WA is as much fun as the UN is, but of course, you don't take that organisation's name in this game(😉)

Zentata, Tirr Savattstra

Oh, thanks for the explanation

Nationific, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia

And sweet week 16 of the Baseball RP is here! Best of luck, everyone!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1366513

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1366535

Ayeinc

Portugal And Great Britannia wrote:

Do you need help?

It's confusing, I don't understand anything, all I do, is just to  go through the issues and make decisions, I don't know what the target is all about

Nationific, Portugal And Great Britannia

Federal Republic Of Biafra wrote:It's confusing, I don't understand anything, all I do, is just to  go through the issues and make decisions, I don't know what the target is all about

The most important is to have fun though.

You can even build your country's history in the factbooks

Liruslau, Nationific, The Lustrous Ones

Arenado wrote:And sweet week 16 of the Baseball RP is here! Best of luck, everyone!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1366513

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1366535

Hey Arenado, I was from the former Pacifica region (the former one), and I was wondering, how are the scores in that particular dispatch(es) calculated?

Veaetmar, Zentata

Mornicoder wrote:Hey Arenado, I was from the former Pacifica region (the former one), and I was wondering, how are the scores in that particular dispatch(es) calculated?

He uses a program called xkanorate. Also, a propos the WA resolution, I normally make a statement about my vote, but I've been busy and didn't get to it. Sorry folks! Either way, my reasoning is that it seems to have some wording issues, and is a mix of good stuff and unnecessary stuff.

Nationific

Federal Republic Of Biafra wrote:It's confusing, I don't understand anything, all I do, is just to  go through the issues and make decisions, I don't know what the target is all about

From what I can tell, at its core: you just build a country and see how certain decisions you make as a leader will change the state of the country.

Aside from that, there’s not much real purpose to be had: you can be a part of a regional war, role play with other countries using your own country in whatever insane manner you want, discuss World Assembly stuff... the bulk of the gameplay for this is stuff you make up yourself outside the scope of the game’s actual functionality. It’s kinda like D&D except........ D&D actually includes your ridiculous rp decisions in real gameplay. [spoiler= not a hot take at all! Don’t fall for it!] and also except D&D is better. [/spoiler]

... this rp immersive business isn’t something i will get into for some time (it seems a bit too intricate and elaborate for a filthy casual like me, for now.), so I spend like 20 minutes a day on NS answering issues then leaving. And maybe saying hi to some people.

Nationific, Veaetmar, Zentata, Federal Republic Of Biafra

RP

Good morning Thalassia, Nitra-Silesia would like to inform You all of some bad news.

Last night, around 3 AM, Rudolf-Sigismund II von Lippe-Harrach, our beloved Emperor, passed away due to old age.

At the old age of 87 he has led our Nation for 58 of prosperous those years, He had bolstered our economy and oversaw a small population boom in Nitra-Silesia.

Even though he could be seen as old fashioned by today's standards he was beloved by the majority of are subjects, and will be missed dearly.

The Nitro-Silesian Government would like to invite all heads of state of all nations recognized by The Nitro-Silesian government to the Funeral of Rudolf-Sigismund,

The funeral will take place tomorrow at 5 PM, this invitation goes out to all relatives, despots, and monarchical heads of state, recognized or not.

His second son, Stefan von Lippe-Harrach will be crowned Emperor in Two days, and will be broadcasted. Invitation only go out to relatives for now,

but if your heads of states would like to attend, The Nitro-Silesian goverment would love to send invitations, telegram us if you would like one.

Thank you all for your time, have a nice day.

Clarkstan, Mornicoder, Nationific, Veaetmar, Zentata, Monkelandd, The 3Nd German Republic, Greater New Briton

[spoiler=RP]

NNS

The Anchor

The Nationific Naturals have won 3 out of 5 games this week and has already progressed one rung up the ladder of the League to go up to second-last position! The team owner, John Autofic is confident that the team has chances of regaining it's old glorious position among the top three, while team coach Edward Jones would only mutter about how team owners don't have to do the hard work required to win games.

In other news, Nation Guy has expressed his sadness at the death of the Nitra-Silesian Emperor, Rudolf-Sigismund II von Lippe-Harrach and has announced that he would certainly like to attend the funeral.

That's all for today folks, this is your friendly neighborhood Anchor reporting live on the sets of Nationific News Service!

The NNS logo appears on a TV screen in Nation Guy's office

Nation Guy: The Emperor was a really nice man, really nice. I just hope that son of his knows how to manage a country.

He walks over to the window of his tastefully decorated office and looks out.

A sigh is heard. [/spoiler]

Clarkstan, Mornicoder, Nitra-Silesia, Hopal

Hello, I would like to ask (since what I'm asking isn't appropriate enough for the forums), what is that thing below you when you post something on the forums, and how do you customize and change them?

Yaldian Territories, Zentata

Mornicoder wrote:Hello, I would like to ask (since what I'm asking isn't appropriate enough for the forums), what is that thing below you when you post something on the forums, and how do you customize and change them?

That's your signature. You can edit it in your user control panel, which can be found at the top of the forums, on the same bar with the search feature. From there you have a tab where you can edit it.

Mornicoder, Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Veaetmar

Hello!

Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Veaetmar, Zentata, Monkelandd, The Lustrous Ones, Nitra-Silesia

Redgeravakia wrote:Hello!

Welcome to Thalassia!

Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, The Lustrous Ones

Redgeravakia wrote:Hello!

Hello to you too!

Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, The Lustrous Ones, Hopal

I'd just like to thank everyone who endorsed me yesterday. I received 23 endorsements in 23 hours!

Also what happened to the role of President? Also, what does a non-executive WA Delegate mean again?

Yaldian Territories, Ayeinc, Zentata, Tirr Savattstra, The Lustrous Ones, Nitra-Silesia, Holy Land Of Germania

To everyone, Happy VE Day!

Yaldian Territories, Badivermeraed, Zentata, Monkelandd, The 3Nd German Republic, Greater New Briton, Federal Republic Of Biafra, Nitra-Silesia, Hopal

Monkelandd wrote:I'd just like to thank everyone who endorsed me yesterday. I received 23 endorsements in 23 hours!

Also what happened to the role of President? Also, what does a non-executive WA Delegate mean again?

Alright, so, after Cormac resigned, it was decided that, for various reasons, the presidency should be replaced by the WA delegacy, which only holds power over the WA. I'm the current WAD. Also, this enables me/the position to focus solely on WA Affairs.

Clarkstan, Ayeinc, Monkelandd, The Lustrous Ones

Sorry for the double post!

World Assembly-Security Council-Condemn Psychotic Dictatorships

Vote: For

I think this should be pretty obvious. It's clear that PD has done many condemn-able things, and is in general a region that devotes itself to parodying and deifying dictatorships. I'd strongly encourage a vote For this very well written proposal.

Clarkstan, Yaldian Territories, Monkelandd, Portugal And Great Britannia, The Lustrous Ones

I would like to know how to participate in the regional government.

Thank you

Ayeinc, Zentata, Hopal

Monkelandd wrote:I'd just like to thank everyone who endorsed me yesterday. I received 23 endorsements in 23 hours!

Make that 24. I love that Thalassia ranks so highly in endorsements; we apparently approve of each other.

Zentata, Monkelandd

Holy Land Of Germania wrote:I would like to know how to participate in the regional government.

Thank you

Just send a TG or discord message to any minister and they’ll sort it out from there! The MoS is currently recruiting, sooooo....

ya know what to do

Badivermeraed, Ayeinc, Zentata, Hopal, Holy Land Of Germania

RP - Zentata

The airplane landed at the Köbarnhavn Airport Amalia, and ecautos arrive to take Minister Strondhelm to his hotel, the Hôtel d'Buërge. The five story stately hotel stands in the Amalijesholm District, and from their penthouse suites, they gave views of both the Hôtel's courtyard and vine-covered far wall, and of the outside street and in the distance, the huge fantastic spire of the Parliament Building, like a fairytale tower rising above the city. After the Minister and his entourage were all settled in, a note is taken to their suites informing theme that MmeM (Madame-Ministre) Andersson is ready whenever they are for the meeting, and that the hotel has ecautos to take them to the Ministry of the Economy.

Mornicoder, Zentata

RP-New Camelot Of Avalonia

As Jerry Strondhelm prepared for his meeting, he was delighted to find that Avalonia had provided some wonderfully smelling soaps. He took a pleasant shower, and then proceeded to freshen up, and go out to the lobby, where he informed the concierge that he was ready to leave. As he drove up to the MoE, he took note of the fine faux-leather seats and the wood-embossed wheel. The ecautos carrying the delegation stopped at the MoE, and the delegation went inside to meet the Minister.

New Camelot Of Avalonia, Holy Land Of Germania

I wanted to ask a question, I heard of something called N-day, what is it.

Clarkstan, Zentata

The 3Nd German Republic wrote:I wanted to ask a question, I heard of something called N-day, what is it.

Nuclear war,it will be on September I think

The 3Nd German Republic

Zentata wrote:RP-New Camelot Of Avalonia

As Jerry Strondhelm prepared for his meeting, he was delighted to find that Avalonia had provided some wonderfully smelling soaps. He took a pleasant shower, and then proceeded to freshen up, and go out to the lobby, where he informed the concierge that he was ready to leave. As he drove up to the MoE, he took note of the fine faux-leather seats and the wood-embossed wheel. The ecautos carrying the delegation stopped at the MoE, and the delegation went inside to meet the Minister.

[spoiler=RP - Zentata]

Amalijeshavn / Ministry of the Economy

When Minister Strondhelm's delegation left their hotel, Minister Andersson was informed by a shout from the balcony from her secretary as he watered the rosebush on her office's terrace. MmeM. Andersson, having already prepared, grabbed her bag, gave a playful little hit with it to her secretary Johann with whom she was having an affair during her three-month separation with her husband, and immediately left her office with her prechosen staff. Walking outside into the courtyard of her office complex, she took a gravel path into a couple other courtyards, and into the Crown Princess Aleneda Street (KPA), and walked northwest. By the time she arrived at the entrance to the Ministry Complex, the delegation of Zentata would have arrived too. For the Avalonian Ministry of the Economy, the largest Governmental Ministry, was not just one building, or one complex. It was its own census-designated district of the Avalonian capital; Residents: 0. A kilometre wide by two kilometres long, it had four subway high-access subway stops, multiple parks, and was made by over a hundred blocks of buildings. The Ministry, central to Avalonia's prosperity, was located in the heart of Köbarnhavn, and was formed by thousands of buildings that were tastefully renovated to be interlocking. A series of tunnels, overpasses, and streets connected the different buildings around its courtyards and gardens.

Thousands of people worked in this area, and as Andersson walked through it, she was pleased to see that the new initiative of putting new stores and startups on the ground level for the public to enjoy was working out well. Restaurants, boutiques, little craft stores, and even some art galleries dotted the street's eye-level, and up until recently, to many tourists, it was hard to know it was the Ministry of the Economy. In fact, a case of a hundred and seventeen tourists getting lost in the Ministry's many retail and food streets (above which were countless offices and data centers for the Ministry) that happened a week ago caused new signs to be put up on every street and building. Magdalena Andersson passed one that said "Princess Amélie of Sorennalie House, Ministry of the Economy, 14AB3", and she chuckled to herself. Naming every building after some obscure Princess or Prince that might have been last related to the Royal Family centuries ago was a simple ploy for the tourists, to make them feel like the Royal Capital was just that much more Royal. This was the work of the Ministry of Culture no doubt. The code at the end was much more useful as it denoted what division of the Ministry was situated in the building, and what entrance it was. Simply typing the code at the building you are leaving and typing the code at the building you are trying to find into the newly redeveloped Ministry of the Economy smartphone app would bring you directly to the correct entrance of your destination. MmeM. Andersson needed no GPS though, as she had met hundreds of people at the Ministry Entrance, which was only seven blocks from her office.

Entering into the courtyard, she could see the Parliament's Spire in the distance, and the ecautos of the delegation just rolling in through the gates and under the archway into the Entrance Courtyard. A huge statue stood before the Ministry's central entrance - or rather sat. Queen Amalia, after whom half of Avalonia is named it seems, sits in a large throne, her scepter propelling water half way across the courtyard into a rather anti-climactic bird bath. With long flowing hair, she is 25 in the statue, the age she was when she transitioned Avalonia into a Socialist Freedom Economy. More famous than anyone in Avalonian history, she is regarded as pretty much responsible for how Avalonia is today. She funded the first two decades of the Freedom Economy, even when it seemed like the Royal Treasury could get no more empty, until finally the economy began to improve again, and the Freedom Economy began working. In fact, her embracement of this unique Avalonian socialism meant that being a Royalist in Avalonia coincided with being Socialist. It still kind of does today, and it is thanks to her that today's monarch, Queen Margarethe, who is said to have striking resemblance to Amalia, is able to sit on her throne today and enjoy high approval.

As Minister Strondhelm's delegation got out of the car, Minister Andersson and her delegation went forward and shook all their hands, welcoming them to Avalonia and to the Ministry of the Economy.

"I am so honoured and pleased to finally meet you! Do excuse my slight Avalonian accent"(which could mean an accent from one of 47 Avalonian languages)"It's so great to have you here in Köbarnhavn. I would like to introduce you to my summit staff". After introducing each of the ten colleagues behind her, as well as their credentials, she led both groups into the entrance building and up to the third floor, into a large conference room with 15 foot windows opening into the courtyard. Tea was already on the tables and was at a perfect warm drinking temperature served in the Capital Region traditional tea style.

The two groups settled in, and a professional tea-server began serving tea. MmeM. Andersson made sure everyone was given a copy of the paper she was holding, and began.

"I suppose I will began here, with this agenda. We have marked what we hope to cover on our side, and then we think it best that you also share what Zentata hopes to be on the agenda?"

The agenda read with these topics:

- Clean energy development

- Avalonian investments in Zentata

- Expansion of Avalonian services to Zentata

- Visa agreements with Zentata

- Avalonian eco-jets and Zentata airline industry

- Promotion of Avalonian branding in Zentata

- Avalonian economic aid and investments for Zentata

- Tariffs and Trade, with

- - - - - Avalonia - TAN relations

- - - - - Prospects of Avalonia - Zentata/TAN trading system with emphasis on rules based trade

- Shipping and flight agreements regarding Avalonian, Zentatan waters and airspace

- Avalonian foreign pensions and welfare taxes

- Avalonian nationals work permits in Zentata

- Summer work-study-travel opportunities for Zentatan nationals in Avalonia

- Joint ethics and anti-corruption initiatives

- Intellectual property agreements

The Avalonian Delegation waited for the Zentatan delegation to finish reading, and to put forward its agenda-issues.[/spoiler]

Zentata

Northportugalinho. In case I was not abundantly clear in my telegram yesterday, let me be crystal clear now: You are not welcome here. I will not tolerate the harassment and besmirching of a member of this region, period. I could not care less about whatever petty motivations you may have for doing so, you will not bring that here. Move along.

Clarkstan, Jerkania, New Camelot Of Avalonia, The Gilded Star, Liruslau, Toerana Iii, Ayeinc, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, Zeneslav, The 3Nd German Republic, The Lustrous Ones, Hopal, Holy Land Of Germania

Sho wrote:Northportugaiinho. In case I was not abundantly clear in my telegram yesterday, let me be crystal clear now: You are not welcome here. I will not tolerate the harassment and besmirching of a member of this region, period. I could not care less about whatever petty motivations you may have for doing so, you will not bring that here. Move along.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Clarkstan, Liruslau, Ayeinc, Zentata, The Lustrous Ones, Hopal

Sho wrote:Northportugaiinho. In case I was not abundantly clear in my telegram yesterday, let me be crystal clear now: You are not welcome here. I will not tolerate the harassment and besmirching of a member of this region, period. I could not care less about whatever petty motivations you may have for doing so, you will not bring that here. Move along.

You should write a proposal to the Security Council condemning Northportugaiinho

Clarkstan, Ayeinc, Zentata

You know I knew for a while that Psychotic Dictatorships (the region) existed, but I honestly didn’t expect somebody to actually call them out lollllllllll.

Their regional board was actually hilarious upon giving a quick read because everyone seems to want to be so comedically evil that it looks more hilarious than actually terrifying.

Ayeinc, Zentata, Holy Land Of Germania

RP

The Adelorian Archive reported-

A recent spike in B-20 virus cases has caused the leaders of Adelora to take a long hard look at their Pandemic Assessment Association(P.A.A.), who have yet to make a comment on the spread of the disease. Along with this, the Adelorian healthcare system has been put under insane amounts of stress because they are lacking in basic supplies.

Ayeinc, Zentata, Greater New Briton, Holy Land Of Germania

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Holy Land Of Germania, please edit your first post.

Zentata, Holy Land Of Germania

Hopal wrote:You should write a proposal to the Security Council condemning Northportugaiinho

Because the best thing to do in regards to a troll, is to give them a bunch of recognition.

Seems like a flawless plan you have my support

Ayeinc, Zentata, Portugal And Great Britannia, Holy Land Of Germania

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