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Region: The Mystical Council
Definitely happy we have gotten away from yesterday and we have moved on to today.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
So [nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation] who are you threatening to eject today?
#ejectoseat
Malcholm
On a more serious note, I would like to thank all those who voted me to be the next Prime Minister of the region
Malcholm
Congratulations.
Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
Morning.
Hahaha, Very Funny. That's not very diplomatic. Please I ask that you refrain from personal attacks on the rmb. Thanks!:)
No you couldn't I have the most influence in the region followed by [nation=short]Illfated[/nation].
And I'm not scared anyways. you press the button it'll say that you don't have enough influence to eject me or others that have high amounts of influence anyways.
So... why does everyone insist on carrying on an argument from yesterday?
Malcholm
1 minute ago: The Democratic Republic of Civilisunio ejected The United Provinces of New Bacon from the region.
Oops [nation=short]New_bacon[/nation] I belived you and pushed it to see if I had enough influence and it worked. I really am sorry.
Good Morning.I wrote this week's paper.Hope you all enjoy.
Gyuamno
Having NS++ can actually tell people if they have enough influence to do such ridiculousness, without doing such ridiculousness, through seeing the "Banhammer" section.
Though I must say, the rest of the region and I are expecting you to send a mass telegram retracting the statements that you made yesterday in haste. We do not expect you to carry out ejection tests.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Parakka drop the ejectoseat thing.
Yes, Civ must do a public retraction of his statements. No, a sarcastic attitude from our PM-elect is not helpful.
[B]ELECTION ANNOUNCEMENTS:[/B]
1.
[nation=short]parakka_northland[/nation] has won the election for The Mystical Council Prime Minister: https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=75751
[nation=short]parakka_northland[/nation] Will start his term of January 1st.
2.
The following candidates are our region's candidates for the Minister of Foreign Affairs: [nation=short]The[/nation] Christonian Imperium, [nation=short]Rondaland[/nation], and write in candidate [nation=short]Kazukame[/nation].
Note: [nation=short]Kazukame[/nation] has been nominated (by myself) on the condition that he must come back online before the election poll is made.
3.
The following will take place tomorrow:
3 Day election poll for the office of Minister of Foreign Affairs on The Mystical Council
3 Day candidacy poll for the office of Minister of Defence on Mystical Council
Malcholm, Viva Italia
*Edit correction, the candidates for The Minister of Foreign Affairs are [nation=short]The_Christonian_Imperium[/nation], [nation=short]Rondaland[/nation], and write in candidate [nation=short]Kazukame[/nation]
Gyuamno, Rondaland
2 hours ago: The United Provinces of [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation] departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
2 hours ago: The Democratic Republic of [nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation] ejected The United Provinces of [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation] from the region.
36 minutes ago: The Democratic Republic of [nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation] departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
36 minutes ago: The United Federation of [nation=short]Alistia[/nation] ejected The Democratic Republic of [nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation] from the region.
13 minutes ago: The Colony of [nation=short]Parakka_Northland[/nation] replaced The Democratic Republic of [nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation] as WA Delegate.
Malcholm
Just logged on to see I'm delegate again..... hopefully New Bacon will return to the region
Malcholm, Rondaland
I'm getting rid of the Grand Duke position for a bit
What a mess.
Parakka Northland, Rondaland
Vote Gyuamno for Supreme Overlord and I'll make all the problems go away.
Rondaland
I vote for [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation].
Now, what's happening again?
Gyuamno, Rondaland
Also, it says when you cannot ban or eject someone from the admin page, so there's nor reason that Bacon should've been ejected
Alistia, Parakka Northland
Just regular mystical council politics, nothing out of the ordinary.
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland
I appreciate the support.
Doomsday is upon us. Vote for me and I will absolve your sins for eternal salvation!
Alistia
Ok guys can I ask please that whilst we are all trying to sort it out that we reframe from anyone exploding on the RMB. As I'm sure at some point someone will start to explode on here
Alistia, Viva Italia
*explodes*
Gyuamno, Alistia, Parakka Northland
Oh, you...
:-P
Alistia, Parakka Northland
You know, some people say I makes messes here, but you can't say I make anywhere mf a mess like what some of you do. Delegates kicked out, ministers kicked.
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon
Hmm. What about me?
You be exploding all up on the messaging board. How was work?
For how long? I guess you can keep the office vacant, but only on temp bases. The office itself cannot be removed without a regional vote.
P.S: Do not reappoint me to the postion.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
I've been folding boxes.
Gyuamno
Wow! It's a paycheck though. :-)
Welp.That's a interesting turn of events.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Nobody cares.
Okay...So our Prime Minister-Elect is now Viceroy,meaning that whoever came second is the new Prime Minister-Elect.
Parakka Northland
What?
I folded about 500.
What if you got paid per box folded at $1/box. I would want that job. Hire me please.
Malcholm
We are trying to figure it out on Discord. Need Teurs though.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
What are the develepments on discord so far?
I get paid by the hour.
It takes bout 6 seconds to fold a box
Malcholm
Ask them if you can change to paid per box.
A whole lot of nothing.
Malcholm, Viva Italia
It's only on a temp basis till I can think of who to appoint
Malcholm
That's not how it would work, considering I choose to fold boxes. I could always go up front and talk to people.
Malcholm
*Shudders*
Dear God... talking to people? The horror!
Malcholm
Not just people, but customers.
So, I stay in the back and fold boxes.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Wise choice, you are doing great work!
check discord
Hey [nation=short]TMC_weekly_news[/nation]! I feel that if you're going to make a point of mentioning my loss, it's only fair that you include the fact that I declined to pursue the position because I was written in.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
I also sometime prepare some pizzas.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Okay.I was not aware that you had actually rejected the nomination.
Alistia, Malcholm
S'alright. I didn't personally reject it on the RMB, so it's understandable that you missed it. Alistia asked me on Discord and I rejected there, stating
"[4:54 PM] Malcholm: :ok_hand: nah.
|[4:55 PM] Malcholm: It's cool that they nominated me though."
Just wanted to make sure it was cleared up though. Thanks :)
Viva Italia
[nation=short]Alistia[/nation] and [nation=short]Teurs[/nation]
The next set of polls will go out in less than 24 hours. You need to give me your decisions by then. Discuss with [nation=short]Parakka_Northland[/nation] if you wish and figure it out with him.
If you do not give me a final decisive answer about the situation in the next 24 hours, I will redo the PM election on the 24th of December.
Alistia, Malcholm
If [nation=short]Barishmacht[/nation] would still like to be grand duke I will reappoint him to the position. As mentioned on Discord, after thinking on things, this would be a good opportunity to look at mending some bridges
Alistia, Malcholm
Mending bridges? Who needs bridges? Just fly over the chasm or river. Duh.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Don't have a pilots licence.... might be able to get a cannon from the northland armoury though
Alistia, Malcholm
Hmm. That could be an issue.
One sec.
*runs over to computer*
*prints a thing*
*gives it northland*
It reads: A totally real and not fake pilot's license to use at your leisure.
This license is given to Parakka Northland
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Thanks and in true nation states issue fashion
"Parakkan Northland leaders are seen crashing into buildings on regular occasions, as such a whole new gambling industry has taken off as a result"
Alistia, Malcholm
Well if you ever have a problem with anythingI wr i a just tell me.
Malcholm
Post self-deleted by The Immortal Elysium.
Makes sense. Theyre betting on which leader crashes next.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I'll put $1300 on Governor Maximus!
Alistia, Parakka Northland
Oh, you're here to bet? I'm here just for the light show. The fuselage can burn very bright indeed sometimes.
Alistia, Malcholm
*Italian News Network:We can call the 2016 Election!The Liberal Party nominee current President Sergio Barclini will not win a second term.
The 72 year old has been defeated by the 49 year old Conservative candidate Alberto Fredilo.The Senate remained in the Conservative-Nationalist coalitions hands while the assembly has remained liberal.*
Alistia, Parakka Northland
Post by The Irish Catholic State suppressed by a moderator.
I wouldn't be talking about yourself like that. ;)
Alistia
Interesting.
And i see you are doing your NS Issues ;)
Btw, update the house of lords and commons.
(lords all wa members)
(commons all non wa nations in region)
Ugh I have to put clothes on to go get food.
Alistia, Malcholm
Oh no!
Of course apparantly if you don't it is called indecent exposure.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Unless he comes to my state and goes on a nude beach
Parakka Northland
Then where is he getting the food?
Parakka Northland
At one of the many beach restaurants.
I've been standing in line for about ten minutes at this point. I am in fact clothed now FYI.
I prefer to be wearing clothes anyways, I was in pajamas before.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Sure.....
(Guys, just roll with it.)
So...now that you are clothed, and in line, what is it that you are deciding to feast upon for your evening meal? (I think evening.)
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I ended up having a minibreak down and yelled at one of the people.
First of all, it was taking waaay too long. I go to the place once a week, and it was never this slow.
I ordered, going smoothly and the person putting toppings on had no clue what she was doing. She did the most horrible burrito roll ever, the sides are out and stuff is falling out of the roll.
So I was angered by that and waiting forever for a substandard roll. Then the poor guy at the end asked if it was to stay or to go (I had a hard time understanding what he was saying, thick accent) so I thought he said I still have to order or something along the lines so I just lost it. Ended up yelling at him and saying the burrito rolling lady had no clue what she was doing.
I'm having a burrito, thanks for asking.
/vent.
Alistia, Malcholm
For future meals, you should definitely go to Domino's. They have some good pizza, and, at one of their locations, they have an excellent pizza box folder.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm
we got some good mexican/latin america restaurants down here :P
Downtown burrito place, local mexican chain, fancy mexican restaurant that is expensive as F but has the best food ever
Gyuamno
Post self-deleted by Alistia.
[nation=short]Alistia[/nation], you posted twice, quoted twice each post.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm
There is actually one within walking distance. I haven't had Domino's in forever. Maybe one day soon, and I'll ask for their box folder.
Lucky you, I love everything about burritos. I'm booking the next flight there. Sounds like a little slice of heaven near you.
Alistia
Glitchy NS :p
I've kinda been thinking about dominoes a lil bit too, the triple box deal commercial is luring...
Oh, I remember a thing.
There I was, end of my shift, feet hurting, and I was tired. 2 hours after I usually eat. So, I went home from dominos, and woe and behold dinner was prepared for me. It was Pizza Hut pizza.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm
We'll meet in the middle for a Domino's gathering. You're buying though. Maybe [nation=short]The_Immortal_Elysium[/nation] can give us that sweet employee discount.
The Pizza Hut cinnamon sticks are delightful.
Alistia, Malcholm
I dont know how much the discount is, but if Alistia is buying, I'll certainly join.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm
Excellent, feel free to order the most expensive thing on the menu too!
X-Large Extravaganza with a side if chocolate lava cakes, and some jalepeno stuffed cheesy bread.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Make it 3 orders, one for each of us.
Gyuamno
lmao
>buying a plane ticket to FL
>not even checking out beach babes
>instead of going to one of the many dope restaurants, getting fast food pizza
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Barishmacht
Whoa, our Domino's meeting is occurring in the middle, not Florida, so Virginia or something!
My Florida trip will be at my own leisure ;-)
Malcholm
I just had KFC when I was down in Florida. And Beef Stew.
Gyuamno
Post self-deleted by Lamparian Border Control.
Civ...stop now.
I will not make myself more clear that what you're doing is forbidden.
Alistia
You can't stop forbidden love.
Alistia, Malcholm
You are kinda late to the party
Alistia
*cough*Im in Virginia*cough*
Gyuamno, Alistia
I am here to apologise again for my actions on discord and on the rmb and the ejection. I really didn't mean to and I hope you guys will forgive me.:)
I also hope that you will reinstate me as delegate. Yrd, the civ train has been fixed and is safer and the conducter and operater know how to do their jobs.
My recent telegram says it all.
Have a wonderfull day, night, evening or whatever!:)
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
HAHA! What a coincidence, okay that will work then.
You hear this [nation=short]Alistia[/nation] ? We are going to Virginia for some Domino's!
Alistia
I will inform you of which domino's once you arrive, with Alistia, of course.
Gyuamno, Alistia
Of course, I could always just ask for which Domino's location has the best box folder.
Alistia
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