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Region: The Mystical Council
Thanks buddy. We've been busy in this region lately. I'm going to be working a lot this week so my activity will be spotty compared to what I've been doing lately.
Since you are all concerned with voter fraud, can the new nations that Rrep recruited join the wa before their vote counts?
god damn you could write a novel with all this http://www.nationstates.net/nation=alternate_universe_912/detail=factbook
Malcholm
Roleplay
*Emergency meeting starts.*
New Bacon
Roleplay
*Computer lights up and the Plugoan Leader gets on curse*
Man oh man, i never heard of this celebration before, those stupid violets..
Malcholm
Roleplay
They will die crucified by the knights hospitaller!
We will not be intimidated by some violet thugs!
Malcholm, Rondaland
Roleplay
We must protect ourselfs..
Gather the others, this is the perfect time for the Odal Cult to strike..
Fly down here, we will also be gathering a force...
Malcholm
Roleplay
Even from outside the region, the news has spread.
Ever since kekels adopted violetism as its religion things have been tense.
But now is the time for cleansing.
COME MY VIOLET BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
TIME TO SPILL SOME BLOOD!
Malcholm
Roleplay
Odin forbid, once leaving Sentagon HQ i was on my way to fly to Forestavia we had a meeting..
The violets, the charged at us.
My guards..
My everything, dave, they killed poor dave..
*Turns on satellite phone*
[nation=short]plugo[/nation] i need you here fast, the violets weren't expected to come until tommorow..
They ambushed the hq.
its gone.
THE HQ OF SENTAGON IS GONE!
BURNT TO THE GROUND!
Parakka Northland
Roleplay
The sound from the speakers echoes far out of the borders of TMC.
Somewhere, in the wasteland, in a forgotten bunker, three people wake.
Armed with highly advanced tech they track where the sound came from.
"Bobby: TMC Eh? Never heard of it."
"Rachel: None of us had. But we are transhumanists, if we can improve ourselfs or get tech, lets take the chance. Get your mountain shoes on, we have a long way to walk."
Malcholm
*Bjarni Herjólfsson an old member of the Odan Cult but now a violet, walks to your hiding spot*
"Puny infadel, you will pay for your sins, the violet will forgive once he tastes your flesh."
*Bjarni Herjólfsson Pulls out his "special" baseball bat lucille*
"You and lucille are going to have some fun..."
*Hits you on head and takes the sentagon president hostage*
ROLEPLAY
"Vegan police: FREEZE VEGAN POLICE!"
"Bobby: what the hell is this about?"
"Vegan police:the record shows that today at 4:48 pm you Partook of the Chicken Parmesan, Parmesan is NOT VEGAN! ACTIVATE DE-VEGANIZING RAYS*green laser comes out of gun and Bobbys hair gets all floppy*
*Holy members of the catholic church riding on horsemen swoop past you*
*Grandmaster hops off horse*
"You need meet to grow your bones ya dummy."
*You get tied down*
*Shoves a dinosaur dipped buffalo wing down your throat*
Malcholm
6 minutes ago: Following new legislation in VeganPolice, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
You understand, its nothing personal.
Malcholm
*pulls out wristwatch*
Ok we are here, the capital of.. nogatnes?
Where are all those people we heard before?
*a mixture of drool slob and blood drips down and lands on our bio suits*
Ew wtf is this goo?..
*As he looks up, he sees hundreds of bodys hanging with a rose and the letter V carved on their forhead*
V for..violet?
"Help! Help me."
*You see one of the people is alive, the president of sentagon, struggiling and asking for help, will you save him?*
Aaaaand, I am finally finished editing the welcome telegram. Note that I did inform Oak about cancelling his telegram and writing another one.
Malcholm, Rondaland
CHEF!
HELP ME!
SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS DAMN HOOK!
Malcholm
Roleplay
We are sending a battalion to your location to provide aid. Obviously they will wait at the boarder till they have permission to enter
Malcholm
FYI.
I've decided to amuse myself a little so im going to [B]Role Play[/B] this nation breaking away from my main nation Parakka in Solar Alliance so i might end up RPing against myself from both nations here. So please don't be concerned that im effectively talking to myself.
[B]Role Play[/B]
Statement from Northland Governor
"Today we have decided that we will no longer be apart of a Parakka and in fact we will now be a fully independent nation. As of 1000 i submitted a secede order to Emperor Luke Atreides informing him of our nations desire to leave the Empire. Many people will be surprised at my decision to issue this order after sending a Battalion to aid Rondaland at 0800, but i can reassure everyone that we have enough military strength to stand against the empire should they try to retake our nation, whist still being able to aid our allies. I would also like to unveil our new flag to the nation"
*Presents new flag to the nation of Parakka Northland, two soldiers take the flag, and lower the old one and raise the new one*
Parakkan News Corporation
[B]Breaking News[/B]
Today our colony [nation=short]Parakka Northland[/nation] has declared independence from the Empire. It is understood that the Emperor has called for an emergency session of both the House of Parliament and the Emperors Assembly to discuss the issue. No one knows what the Emperor will do about the current situation.
Malcholm
What have you done?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Role Play
Taharqa the New Bacon president is scared because all the government buildings are on lockdown. Washington's Metro police dispatches the swat team. [nation=short]rondaland[/nation], [nation=short]order of hospitallers[/nation], and [nation=short]plugo[/nation] citizens are rioting. Tear gas spreads.
Order Of Hospitallers
Role play
The plugoan prime minister, his wife, and 3 guards are roaming the forests.
The streets are too dangerous, and i don't want to be sacrificed to some crackpot god.
"Pull out the satellite phone, its time to make some calls."
Malcholm
*before the prime minister makes a call he hears a voice coming from a microphone somewhere in the forest*
Microphone:THIS IS THE VEGAN POLICE, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES AND WE WILL DE-VEGANIZE YOU!!
*suddenly noises from choppers appear and the prime minister is surrounded over 50 highly trained VeganPolice Officers are in the forests around him and 3 helicopters with VeganPolice Officers are in the sky above him*
Microphone:YOUR MOVE BUDDY EITHER YOU PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND COME WITH US OR YOUR GOING DOWN!!
Malcholm
Roleplay
Violotests have begun to take over the streets in New Chelel, while Antivioletist counter-revolutionaries are clearing sections of the cities building by building. The Empress has declared Violetism a prohibited religion, and have ordered the remaining safe zones cleared. Workers are preparing funeral pyres to burn any captured Violetiest leaders at the stake.
Malcholm, Rondaland
ROLEPLAY
Over in the Main VeganPolice Base someone has found a half eaten HAM SANDWICH. Three hours later the story is all over the news with private investigators scrambling over who it was and why.The Chief of the Base John Brussel has already made multiple press announcements with no new evidence they may need to drop the case....
Rondaland
Roleplay
The gates of Italica open and the First Legion rides out, accompanied by 172 knights the Order of the Rose, two regiments of the Eldant Irregulars, and a battalion of warrior bunnies. "Onward! The Empires shall unite against our common foe!"
Malcholm, Rondaland
*Recives call on satellite phone*
"Yeah, its me."
"Its calming down out here, A small slice of TMC Has been taken back by some anti violets in Chelel."
"Chelel?"
"New Chelel to be exact, its a small province in tmc, rumour has it they are setting up a base camp free of violets their."
*Hangs up phone*
"Well pack your things, were on our way to new chelel."
New Chelel, Forestavia, Malcholm
"What the fluck are they, They don't look like violets."
"Wait.. That patch, the patch on their shoulders, isn't that the Civil Ensign of Bacon?"
"Your Right!"
*The Grandmaster and his nights ride over to a metro policemen*
"FOR THE VIOLET!"
*The Grandmaster is knocked off his horse, and surronded by bloodthirsty violets that appear to be from [nation=short]kekels[/nation]*
New Chelel, Malcholm, Rondaland
Role Play
Statement from the Emperor
We will give you 48 hours to cancel your "order" to secede from the Empire otherwise we will be forced to deploy the 3rd Navy to the Colony in order to remove rebel elements.
Fascism Vector
ROLEPLAY
"Violets are swarming the streets of VeganPolice as sirens go off the VeganPolice fight back using there psychokinetic Vegan powers they easily deflect and reverse attacks after a very gruesome and quick fight the attacking Violets are all dead besides a few retreating individuals all of which are scarred after having see there comrades picked up and thrown everywhere by the Vegans"
Fascism Vector
"Mr. Professor Vegan walks on stage to tell the non-vegans how veganism leads to having telekinesis and telepathy and stuff"
Mr. Professor Vegan: You know how you only use 10% of your brain well that's because that other 90% is clogged by dairy and meat products and stuff. But not everybody can be Vegan it takes a special mindset and a scholarship to the Vegan Academy
"Mr. Professor Vegan then flys off stage with his Vegan Powers"
Fascism Vector
*Your message is intercepted and we are now listening to all traffic on your frequency*
God damn.
As if the violet crazy's weren't enough, now we have some foreign power threating a member of TMC.
How long till we reach old sentagon hq?
We are here sir.
Rondaland
Post self-deleted by Veganpolice.
The people of spartam are offering a deal to the [nation=short]veganpolice[/nation] to ship them some yummy fruit and vegetables from Spartam's nice agriculture.
Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
ATTACK!!!
New Chelel, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
Here they come!!!
Sure Spartam the more the merrier
With our new arrivals to the region, we will soon break our population record of 44.
"Yippee"
-Darth Vader, 33BBY, Tatooine.
New Bacon
They burst in and attack every being in site
Post by Yujissou Horde suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.
*Violets from kekels join the offensive*
ATTACK ALL NON VIOLETS HERE!
*The violet army spots the sentagon president trying to leave*
OH GREAT VIOLET ACCEPT OUR SACRIFICE!
*Puts president on a hook and prepares to sacrifice him*
Yujissou Horde, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Order Of Hospitallers
Post by Yujissou Horde suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.
Nice Mister says we make a sacrifice, Mister Violet will go away easy. Yukkuri will also do sacrifice. (see < https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVJ_06yasI >)
"Gentlemen, we have intelligence that Violetists are attempting to assassinate the President of the Sentagon. You are the most elite counter-terrorist unit available. This will not become another Benghazi. We will provide additional intelligence and support as soon as it becomes available, but for now, I leave this in your hands. May God be with you."
Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers
The knights of malta, side by side with a few AU912 Operatives bust into the basement where the president is being kept, and start to slowly pull him off of the hook.*
"Get a medkit fast!"
Roleplay
"Your highness, the village of Coda has been destroyed!"
"Which way are they headed?"
"Here, your highness."
"Redeploy your legion to the hills, general."
"And what of the locals?"
"Those that can, let them move your supplies. The rest... we can't help them."
Order Of Hospitallers
{OOC - I just updated the Regional Government link. http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=497274}
New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
{OOC - I have also updated the Emergency Instructions. I have included directions as to what to do if I am inactive when we are raided. I have listed our military allies, friends, and associates to get in touch with.}
New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
{OOC - I'm adding Bunicken to our list of friends under the emergency section. With or without an embassy, our regions will help each other in times of need.}
New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
[nation=short]rondaland[/nation] can this go on tomorrow as well? I'm amused by the Roleplay.
Forestavia, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Tumetu-Iin Noyan, Fascism Vector, Rondaland
Roleplay
The mongolians of tmc have embraced the violet.
Riding with bows on their backs and the imperial horses under them, they ride into the urban districts of tmc ready to spill blood.
New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
This RP is really cool. Keep up the good work everyone. :)
New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Fascism Vector
Post self-deleted by Tumetu-Iin Noyan.
OOC - Join in!
Roleplay
While traveling to the ubran district, a mongolian scout comes back with [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] tied up.
Good, we have the founder, we will sacrifice him soon and have a feast!
Forestavia, Fascism Vector
Maybe tomorrow, I don't have time tonight. It's a work night for me. Actually I probably won't have much time at all this week. Busy busy.
Malcholm
Does malcholm, AU912 or oak/fort want to have border control?
The delegate can give border control to someone now, we dont know who should be first tho.
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm
Sure.
This will end in one of two ways.
1. The violet uprising gets under control.
2. Violetism becomes compulsory.
New Bacon, Yujissou Horde, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Order Of Hospitallers
In TMC or Red_fleet_resistance?
Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
I show that Rondland and I already have border control in TMC.
Order Of Hospitallers
[B]RP:[/B]
As the Chef by name and profession, I volunteer to be the cook of this feast. I have been waiting for an occasion to use my illegal spices. May I also suggest that our sacrifice, should also be the main course at the feast.
Forestavia, Tumetu-Iin Noyan, Order Of Hospitallers
Roleplay
Our suspicion is that Tumetu & Kekels are planning on attending the feast and that all prisoners of high status will be there.
*Plans a counter attack*
Forestavia
RP
Indeed that would be wonderful, and we may have more people to sacrifice.
I say that we slowly roast them over a flame, the rest is up too you.
Forestavia
Doesn't matter to me! I'm along for the ride on this one, so do what you feel is necessary.
If AU912/Oak, if neither of you care either, I'll volunteer first.
If we wanna get technical, I've got the most influence out of everyone. Maybe something to consider?
New Bacon
Violets begin to attack schools and places of non-violet worship
AU912 MC Consulate already has it but I did give it to Malcholm. However that is temporary.
Role Play
Northland Times News
Today our Governor has been made the new President of our nation and has informed the Parakka that we will not be going back under their rule and that we are an now and always will be an independent nation. It is thought that shortly after this statement that Empire has dispatched the 3rd Navy to Northland.
#Parexit?
New Bacon, Malcholm
Except without the legal vote haha
New Bacon
Role Play
Violeters continue to make attacks in Washington. More police agencies are dispatched like FOIL, New Bacon Marshals, and Capitol Police helping out with Washington's Metropolitan police. The downtown area is closed to traffic. A citizen says, "WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! GLORRY TO THE VIOLETS!!!"
Order Of Hospitallers
Role Play
Elections for the office of the President (only two as stated by New Bacon Constitution) New Bacon Provinces and Territories are expected to vote on the New Bacon President.
Candidates:
Antonio Taharqa (Incumbent)
Tycho Clímaco
RP
We have met with [nation=short]plugo[/nation] and put him in an underground bunker for their protection, [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] is advised to do the same.
Meanwhile, Catholic forces and other insurgents are planning a counter attack to resuce [nation=short]rondaland[/nation] & [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] from the violets.
"Get too it, we need to reach them before they get eaten."
New Bacon, Malcholm
Post self-deleted by Au912 Mystical Council Consulate.
OOC: oops, double-pasted.
RP
After nearly a day of sporadic fighting, violetists appear to have been temporarily cleared off the island housing the wormhole to Otherworld (AKA Alternate Earth #912). It appears their goal had been to shut down the airport. Heavily armed support troops and supplies from Otherworld are being sent through to aid special forces teams redeploying to aid the operations being conducted by the Hospitaliers and others.
"We can only hope they did not delay us too long."
"Move it people! We gotta go! Let's move!"
New Bacon, Malcholm
RP
VIOLETS begin searching
RP
"Each clan will be responsible for clearing one fortress to use as their headquarters.", explained Minister of War Quain'tana Val'Sarghress, "Those that are overwhelmed can shelter in place until aid arrives or join one of the other clans. Any remaining units not already engaged will secure routes between neighboring secured areas before moving against the enemy. We'll be sending out just one expeditionary force to aid allies, so anyone that wants to go with them, can talk to Quill'yate. Everyone else, follow me!"
Before her troops have time to react, Quain mounts a wolf the size of a small elephant and rides into the darkness.
Quill'yate Yurunhiir Sarghress takes to War Dewmere as the Highland Raiders, Kyorl Crusaders, and Alliance Riders form lines. A small band of Kotorcs and other creatures stand in their path bearing homemade weapons and a banner of the infamous "War Meat" brigade. "Leiutenant Sarnel, your platoon and the War Meat will guard our baggage."
Leaning against her halberd and smiling slyly, Rory Mercury, Apostle of Emloy, god of insanity, mused, "Hmm, so you're saying the violetists end goal is to sacrifice leaders to their god?"
Turning to Sage in training Lelei La Lalena, she said, "That gives me an idea... Have you ever been to Eldant City?"
Dosh Semiw, New Bacon, Malcholm
Oh Djam, I did not expect this.
New Bacon, Malcholm
Lol
Dosh Semiw
Role Play
Patrol plains have spotted the 3rd Navy of Parakka a days sailing from our boarders. As such I have placed Parakka Northland on high alert and have ordered my civilians to prepare for an invasion.
Role Play
We have deployed the Naval airfoce of the 3rd Fleet to engage Parakka Northland aircraft that have been spotted close to the fleet. In addition we have also deployed Talon Operatives to the Colonies to begin covert operations along side TAU Squads
Hello everyone :D. I have stumbled upon this site in one of my recent internet adventures, so I've decided to create a nation just to get the hang of things. I'm playing as a COMPLETELY insane dictator who thinks he's ruling an asteroid colony in outer space and punishes anyone who says otherwise.
Forestavia, Dosh Semiw, Rrepaimziaraseh, Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers, Parakka Northland
That's cool! Welcome to the Mystical Council! I'm your delegate New Bacon! :) just logged in to one of my puppet nations.
Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers, Parakka Northland
*Intercepts communication from [nation=short]kekels[/nation] and [nation=short]tumetu-iin_noyan[/nation]
"Yes, we have them captive.
Chef has been preparing all the seasonings and flavorings this whole time, we will sacrifice [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] and rondaland later today."
Alright boys, lets get on our way to stop them!
New Bacon, Malcholm
Violets attack Hospitallers
New Bacon
[B]Role Play[/B]
The President of Northland, was walking through the halls of Capital building in Ironpoint our recently renamed capital city, after a heated meeting with Colonial military commanders. He was left to muse how the Empire would strike, if they would strike at all, the military said if the 3rd Fleet invaded their was no way they could hold out against them, but they would make it a costly battle. He though thought the Empire wouldn't invade, after all they want to reclaim the colonies with as little blood spilled as possible. That gave the President the advantage as it would mean they would negotiate; which would hopefully mean more self rule and eventually after a year or two they could then break away cleanly with the Empire.
As the President was walking he passed a cleaner, which wasn't uncommon as they often worked late at night in order to ensure the building was clean for the next day. As he walked past the cleaner looked up and began to speak. "Hello Governor, i have a message from the Emperor". With that the Cleaner sprang into action, before the President could act it was over, he dropped to the floor with blood flowing from his neck onto the floor. The cleaner then turned after rubbing a bit of cloth to his throat and walked off down the hall. The Cleaner knew at this point that a number of Talon operatives would be in the process of removing all the leaders from the Colonies, and by tomorrow morning Northland would be in chaos. Which would make it easy for the 3rd Fleet from Parakka to retake the colony
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm
As a olive branch to all nations here, The Smiling Land would like to invite all members to their weekly mass burnings. This week we will be placing the newly uncovered unbelievers on platforms and instead of lighting them on fire, the faithful Smiling God worshippers will be yelling sick burns at them. Please note, children will be present so please make your taunts appropriate. Things such as "That dress makes you look fat, Marissa" is accepted, but "I am going to murder your wife, Thomas" is not.
This event is great for some family bonding time, unless one of them is on the platform. If you will be coming, the burning will be held at a location all citizens know, but no forgeiners will figure out, at a time all citizens know, but no forgeiners will figure out, on a day all citizens know, but no forgeiners will figure out.
Offerings for the Smiling God are mandatory.
The Simpering Worshipers thank you for reading this announcement.
New Bacon, Malcholm
Roleplay
Taking his last breath the president of rondaland dies on the hook...
New Bacon, Malcholm
RP
Aaaaaah, the aliens are back *unintelligible shouting in what appears to be latin*
New Bacon, Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers
non possumus dicere si temptes (:
*Knights bust in the basement, rescue [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] and slay all the violets in the room*
New Bacon, Malcholm
What is the mineral composition of GJ-042?
Malcholm
RP
Sand! Sand and rocks! Well, mostly... We do have some silicon deposits, and some uranium, but there's sand sand sand everywhere.
New Bacon, Malcholm
Sidenote: it's not an actual asteroid, the entire nation is in the Sahara desert.
New Bacon, Malcholm
Are you gonna punish your self now? Are you a .... Masochist!!!
http://www.relatably.com/m/img/masochistic-memes/mm_stands_for_masochist_by_faiga-d308hoa.jpg
Nah, I'm just screwing around.
Dosh Semiw, Malcholm
[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] [nation=short]ashah[/nation]
My main nation (Rondaland) is already in here, but i just got a recruitment telegram from Rrep's puppet and its not very appealing -_-
Chef has a method. I think he's going for short, sweet, and simple - if I understood correctly.
New Bacon, Malcholm
Hey, it worked on me... If you wanna call that positive, that is.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Rondaland
I didn't realize it was from tmc at first, but it basicly just said move here now asap ill tell you why later!
Don't expect anyone to come if you dont explain.
New Bacon
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