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Region: The Mystical Council
I am a big anime fan, but in my experience, on NationStates anime appearing on a flag means the nation / region takes an "all shall adore me and despair" attitude, which is not a direction I would want for this region.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Tumetu-Iin Noyan, West Castlemaine
* Any nation with appearance authority has the right to change the regional flag to whatever they want (with the exception of The Red Fleet's Flag)
* You have rights! If you are ever banjected you know what to do. Report to our back up region.
I used to feel the same way you do about animae. I could not for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to waste their time watching a poorly drawn cartoon. Then I figured out that what makes animae great is not the animation necessarily but the storyline and the character development behind it. My opinion is that animae is what you get when you combine a lazy cartoonist with awesome authors. Once I was able to get over the animation aspect, I started to appreciate animae more. My opinion of animae slowly changed from "torture" to "Oh, this is actually kind of interesting if I ignore the cartoonist's laziness."
I recommend Full Metal Alchemist. Great story. Great plot. This one is so good, I promise, it almost forces you to forget about the poor animation. After awhile you'll just be sucked into the story.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Oh no i like some anime, but im not a crazy weeaboo who puts the flag of a region as a ugly anime charecter and is obsessed with it
New Bacon, Malcholm
Oh, ok. I misunderstood. Which ones do you like?
New Bacon
Welcome to the region [nation=short]Hawk Blood[/nation]!
And it looks like [nation=short]Selven[/nation] of Bunicken is here, too!
New Bacon
Hospitallers! Yay! Our journalist has returned!
You and Vedan have to coordinate the newspaper situation among yourselves since I don't have NS++. This is great. The Mystical Council People's Party and the Anarcho Capitalist Party will both have influence over the press. News for the people by the people! This could get interesting.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers
To be 100% honest, i am just developing a new rp for my nation.
Anti Communist and Religious
New Bacon, Malcholm
And to be 100% honest im planning a coup to kick vedan out of the delegacy
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm
100% agreement
Sounds fun
HAPPY IRISH DAY LADDIES!
New Bacon, Order Of Hospitallers
* The grandmaster eats potatoes and cabbage *
New Bacon
I like the flag on your main region, sir! (salute)
(:
New Bacon
Hello everybody. I come from Bunicken.
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm
Weeaboo?!?!? How dare you!!!!!!!!! Plus how can you hate tokyo ghoul? Everyone loves tokyo ghoul.
New Bacon
I missed you too hospitallers
New Bacon, Malcholm, West Castlemaine
Now we're talking.....
RP:
National Politics
Forestavian Intelligence was very busy these days. The department was underfunded and understaffed. Many things slipped through the cracks. The little information they had about a "coup" went unnoticed because someone spilled coffee on the report.
The Nationalist High Councillor Nobleton was reelected to a second thirteen-year term riding the wave of nationalism sweeping across the country. Nobleton has stepped down as High Council Leader but will continue to serve on the High Council. Charles Windcraft will serve as Forestavia's High Council Leader for the next year.
The Senate elections were as follows:
250 out of 1000 seats were up for reelection.
Nationalists lost only one seat and remain in control of 25.9% of the Senate.
Liberals lost 8 seats and now control 22.8% of the Senate.
Independents performed the best gaining a whopping 51 seats and will control 21.3% of the Senate.
Theocrats lost 4 seats and will now control 20.7% of the Senate.
Socialists gained 24 seats and now control 9.3% of the Senate.
Independents made the greatest gains.
The Nationalists were able to defend and keep nearly all 81 seats up for grabs.
The Nationalists will control the Senate floor for the next year.
The Monastery and Theocrats are joining hands with the nationalist movement as Liberals remain determined to abolish state subsidies for Fortruthian and Lucernist temples. The Monastery's religious order nearly unanimously voted to reelect Nobleton. Theocrats and Nationalists believe that Fortruthian beliefs are under attack after last year's Liberal attempts to stop funding religion with taxpayer money in addition to trying to change the country's official title to "Free Republic" instead of "Theocratic Republic".
Liberals remain resolute. "The separation of religion and government is an important part of our philosophy," said one Senator.
One Independent Senator began a speech a few miles outside Prosperity. "It is a scary day indeed when Liberals attack our national faith and Theocrats join hands with the Nationalist agenda. I have never seen Theocrats so supportive of military spending in my life. And while all this is happening, a small minority Socialist Party continues to grow and take shape aligning themselves with whichever party best suits their agenda. Forestavia is in for a turbulent political future."
((OOC - feel free to use this in the newspaper))
Malcholm
Welcome! So.....down to business then?
New Bacon
Jawohl.
I will begin, unless you have grief status.
New Bacon
What's grief status? I'm not familiar with the term.
New Bacon
It invites the other party to state grievances about any political subject.
New Bacon
(Sorry about switching between nations on ya. I am Oakplumington by the way. Just wanted to change the flag a little - hehe.)
Anyway, I Forestavia/Oakplumington have no grievances to state at this time. To my knowledge, at least. If any other nations would like to state any I invite you to do so now.
Selven, New Bacon
I wish it were that simple. We'v had iPads forced down our throats and they've got stuff to monitor whether we're using a VPN. It violates the 'technology agreement', and doing so can mean suspension :T
New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Very well. Now, Bunicken has a grief status.
New Bacon
Huh, I suppose I've been putting off the court hearings because of the resistance put up by our region's populace. imo, it's a little ridiculous that were getting any sort of resistance while convicting The Red Fleet's Lunar Soviet. Are there any objections to convicting [nation=short]lunar_rear_Admiral[/nation] tonight?
New Bacon, Oakplumington, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
You surely jest.
New Bacon
/s
Dang it, Oak! Don't you dismiss my attempt at a second LC seat!
New Bacon, Oakplumington
My region [region=Star Wars Battlefront] is also looking that way. I'm doing the best I can maintaining it though.
Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Tell us all about it.
No objections here.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Bunicken's government has heard disturbing reports of communism running wild here.
New Bacon, Oakplumington, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Can this be national poop day?
New Bacon, Oakplumington
Besides the delegate being a " Glorious Soviet State " its not THAT bad
New Bacon
Maybe.
Oakplumington, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
So these accusations are true?
New Bacon
Ca-ca-ca-ca-co-communism!!!!????
*faints*
Selven, New Bacon
My thoughts exactly.
New Bacon
No! It's already St. Patrick's Day! One holiday at a time! Now let's see...where's that Christmas flag?
It is why werewolves of the flame is withdrawing embassies. They are also alerting the other members of the coalition.
Left Wing Russia
Yeah you know what Selven's talking about.
That was Out of Character
I mean, over half of the population left because of those accusations
New Bacon
*Hides behind corner*
Moore not true at all Comrade you should go back and ell everyone that all's clear and that they need to endorse the delegate
New Bacon
Our flag is a giant poop snake...
Flag wars indeed?
New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Roleplay
A sniper shoots you in the head
Selven, New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Actually it was about 30 nations I think we got almost everybody.
Entschuldigen Sie?
Roleplay
The grandmaster stabs you in the head 16 times
Roleplay
Our leader has IBS and accidentally poops on you.
Vedan, New Bacon
*sighs loudly*
New Bacon, Oakplumington
National poop day is now celebrated as a international holiday :D
New Bacon
Hand me some toilet paper?
Oh, I thought Werewolves of the Flame were closing due to a lack of Mystical Council presence. I didn't know that these rumors had spread so far so fast.
There are nations here with communist governments. That is their right as sovereign nations. But regionally speaking, The Mystical Council is officially allied with Anticom and we have legislation to back it up. Let me show you this.....
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=575091
New Bacon
Its raining poop everywhere. The citizens are mad.
Tumetu-Iin Noyan
*fires pistol in the air to get everyone's attention*
Vedan, New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Yes, however this is conflicting with the NSCNR.
New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
I'm tagging this region "silly".
New Bacon, Malcholm, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Thats why the celtic union is closing embassies too.
New Bacon
NSCNR? and people accuse US communists of grieving things names th a are impossibly hard yo pronounce.
New Bacon
Roleplay
You get my attention.
Selven, New Bacon
Specifically what exactly?
New Bacon
*Strokes your leaders hair*
"Do it agin handsome"
New Bacon
Now, Bunicken (nation) has called for a debate. He will send a mass telegram tomorrow, most likely. He wants to discuss with the other members
New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Roleplay
When shots were fired, Plum Oakton from Oakplumington screamed like a girl.
Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Roleplay
But you were shot, stabbed and pooped on.
who is your new nations leader?
New Bacon
Include me in the mass telegrams
Selven, New Bacon
I will retire for the night now. See you all tomorrow. :D. Question: TG me personally.
New Bacon, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Roleplay
I still need toilet paper..
* Uses the tie from the dead president of vedan to wipe *
New Bacon
Oh this is just another Thursday night for Kragon. He's a bit of a freak.
New Bacon
Ok.
New Bacon
Me too...
Roleplay
* Collapses on the floor *
New Bacon
This was funny though.
Role play.
The Gods sat in confused silence as the crowd began to poop on and murder each other.
"Ummmm ok looks like maybe the barriers a bit weaker than I thought. Look Izigawa has a plan for a machine that will keep the barrier stable without me but you'll have to go threw nodenhell for a few weeks until its ready, and do be carefull now that they have a God on there side the madness will be far FAR worse."
And with that they dissaperd in a blaze of divine light before things got even stranger
New Bacon, Oakplumington, Hawk Blood
"Eeeeeeeee!"
"Wait, did that come out of me?"
Plum Oakton ran to take cover for the caves.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Lol
RP:
Alarms went off at the Institute of Paranormal Activity in Forestavia. "The danger of Nodenpuff has returned!"
New Bacon
Post self-deleted by New Bacon.
The entire institute instantly turns into butterflys and flys away leaving the researchers standing naked in a open field surrounded by people in strange cloths staring at them "Pancakes!!!!!!$!"
New Bacon
((There is no Nodenpuff embassy, or government for that matter it's just a huge sprawling embrace of terra incognita inhabited by theNodens who li e in a state of anarchy.))
New Bacon
Roleplay
Attention Washington City: This is General Thomas. The wormhole authority is declaring an emergency. Our facility in the Mystical Council is experiencing severe weather of a paranormal nature. The weather patterns seem to be affecting wormhole stability in a way we do not understand. If we cannot stop the 'Nodenpuff effect' from crossing the wormhole, we may need to close it. We are also experiencing communication difficulties.
General, standby. We are working on an alternative solution. Repeat. Standby....
New Bacon, Hawk Blood, Order Of Hospitallers
Post self-deleted by New Bacon.
New Bacon is expecting all kinds of paranormal activity.
Hawk Blood
Aysterious voice booms out over New Bacon "Bacon no NEW Bacon!!!!!!!! Too bad what happend to old bacon but you can't make a suit without cracking a few omelettes. Wait no OMELETTES!!!!!!! That would go perfect with my New Bacon!!!!!!!!!"
Shoes begin raining over New Bacon.
New Bacon, Order Of Hospitallers
*The worm hole turns into a giant worm named Carl*
"Good day Gentalman lovely weather we are having this fine morning."
Selven, New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood
A squad of giant elves with chocolate skin and pastel hair appear out of nowhere, along with a crowd of zombies. Ignoring all else around them, they begin to fight each other.
Vedan, New Bacon
What seems to be a copy of the Parthenon with stoplights welded to its corners appears in a random location and a roman legion and several dragons rush out of it.
Vedan, New Bacon, Malcholm
This is General Thomas. All contact between Otherworld and personnel within The Mystical Council have been lost.
Thomas steps out from behind a line of men in combat gear, and after a moments pause, he stammers. "G-good day to you, sir. May we be of assistance?"
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
"Why yes I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of the nearest Toenail imporium?"
New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with any, er, toenail imporiums, in this area, but you might try the information desk at the airport. It's in... that direction, but if you wouldn't mind waiting outside my office, I'll get my map...." he muttered under his breath, "assuming the airport and my office still exist..."
Malcholm
The zombies begin to turn into Lovecraftian monsters, screaming as the elves begin to cast spells. Two of the elves, one wielding a short sword and something on fire, the other with a frying pan, pound the nearest zombie into pulp.
New Bacon, Nodenpuff, Hawk Blood
He opens the door to reveal that his office is now a Bar full of smokeing blue monkeys.
Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
"Uh, Mr. giant, sir? Do you know these blue gentlemen? I suspect, given the circumstances, they may be more helpful to you than I would."
New Bacon
A pink goblin runs up and gathers up the zombie pulp "Res I now have the final ingredient for my greatest invention!!!!!!" he then rides of on a winged elephant screaming obscenity about purple mushrooms.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
"We've got more bad news, Mr. President. It appears the madness is spreading beyond the borders of The Mystical Council. We're getting strange reports from the Imperium Of The Wolf."
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
One of the Monkeys turns around and blows several smoke rings into the Worms face who smiles "ah so it's just around Klomansh keep through jinglpuff forest? Thank you!!!!" he then grows feet and walks away leaving him with the monkey who turns to face him "Fleming waste or buffalo castle?"
New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood
"Er, 'buffalo castle', I suppose, but if you'll excuse me, I seem to be missing some of my party. I'll be back shortly." The general turns and runs out. A few moments later, he runs smack into a lamp post, knocking himself out cold.
New Bacon
He wakes up to find himself in a forest of dancing lamp posts as far as the eye can see.
New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood
((ooc - I'm laughing so hard right now!))
Plum Oakton takes out his wand to perform magic. "I'll fix this. Huh?" Unfortunately one of the bullets he dodged earlier damaged it. Every wave of the wand produces snow. All over the region it began to snow, even in the tropical areas.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
Hah no problem I am from Canada!
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
The roman legions are followed by armored knights and a train of covered wagons, a well as a vampire in a frilly dress and cat ears wielding a halberd. "Are we lost?" "It would seem so, your highness. I have never seen such sorcery." "Bring me the oracle and the wizard." "At once."
Princess Pina Co Lada, Vice Grandmaster of the Order of the Plaid and Polka Dot Roses, squinted into the bright sunlight at the street and tried unsuccessfully to hide her abject terror. To each side, the buildings were so high they disappeared into the falling snow, and worse, the road ahead seemed to lead into a glowing forest that moved.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
What the hell is are flag? Someone deserves to be hanged, drawn, and quartered
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
uhhh... I have been busy these past two days but why is our flag poop and why is our region suddenly have raining poop?
Hawk Blood
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.