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Region: The Mystical Council
Ok I wish to remain delegate. Weather I remain is a different matter. As Lemon has had the curtasy to be talk to me about his ambitions to be delegate I have mentioned to him that I feel that no one should hold the delegate position indefinitely so I have begun the conversation on fixed terms. This well ensure that others who wish to be delegate actually get to have a go in times when we have a strong delegate who has lots of endorsements. Whilst at the same time allowing for the position to continue its fluidity. Thoughts guys? Does this seem like a fair idea or just a crazy one?
Illfated, Exotic Lemon, Viva Italia
We have discussed, and if parakka wants the delegacy, I will halt my campaign and ask you guys wait to endorse me until parakka decides to step down or otherwise lets you guys know. In the event people elect me delegate prematurely or parakka decides to be pm, we have agreed that this happens and there will be no struggle between us. I would like the delegate position, but I will gladly wait as long as parakka wants in order to make his decision.
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
[Nation]Oakplumington[/nation] has CTE. So goes the First Emperor of the region. Now I hope you will all join me in a moment's silence for our former ruler.
*how's head*
Now I hope you well all join me in a new era of peace and prosperity for our region. Only together can we stand against the darkness
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
EVIDENCE AND WITNESS TESTIMONY REQUEST:
This is another request for witnesses.
[nation=short]Teurs[/nation], [nation=short]Parakka Northland[/nation], [nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation].
Please come to the trial with Bacon and Alistia so that I can question you all for witness testimony. Thank you.
Gyuamno, Truxol
I will gladly testify in honor of our celery chomping founder.
Gyuamno, Truxol
I would like to be delegate. So far we have floated the idea the a term for the delegate should be somewhere between 100 - 120 days so if I manage to hold onto the position it will be for no more than that limit. Let's make the delegate position as democratic as possible.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Let me know when and how and I'll attend
Truxol
I assume you would rather have delegate over prime minister. Am I correct?
Truxol, Parakka Northland
Correct
New Bacon, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Thank you both. I will be in touch.
*Chews celery while in very deep thought*
Gyuamno, Truxol, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
So that makes me Prime Minister-Elect.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
I believe so.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
Oh really?
I thought you had no interest in being delegate.
If anything you should run for pm though, if parakka decides to stay delegate.
New Bacon
Is that really legit though? You would be the only remaining candidate since the other 2 are invalid, but since you didn't win a vote idk..
New Bacon
I also would like a chance to cross-examine any witnesses that Mugwop brings to the trial. And Mugwop should also get the chance to cross-examine my witnesses.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
[nation=short]mugwop[/nation]
Forestavia, Truxol
I don't think I would be a good pm. I have some interest in being delegate, but I have no interest in messing up the region's stability. I would like to be delegate again, but I will be patient. I do not have enough interest in it to mess up parakkas political career or mess up stability here.
Illfated, Truxol, Parakka Northland
69th in the world for most WA endos.
11 pages of regional activity - that means we've entered the high activity range.
Truxol
I agree. Stability is a good thing! I'm all for stability! 100%. By the way, did you hear about an upcoming trial in which the accused [I]allegedly[/I] messed up the region's stability. Crazy story. Rumor has it that [I]all three[/I] regional newspapers are covering it in depth.
Illfated, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
I created an award factbook for the region, I hope to give some of you awards in the future.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gyuamno/detail=factbook/id=832774
New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Great idea!!! are you able to add any images for each award? Though I understand if you say no due to the work involved.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol
Thanks! I do have some images I would like to add. Just don't know where to put them. Any suggestion? I was thinking of putting them at the bottom under something called "Award Showcase".
Malcholm
Oi hoe give me the hero of the soviet mystical council award
Gyuamno
Shhhhh!
That one isn't listed because it's reserved for you ;)
Truxol
I'll ascend in emergency situations however.
We need other people like you and [nation=short]exotic_lemon[/nation] to step up and lead the region. I'm one of the oldest residents in this region. I've seen much changes occur while being here and being delegate.
Alistia, Truxol, Parakka Northland
YOU WANT ME TO TESTIFY FOR YOU IN THE COURT OF LAW?!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok forest I got you....whosoever does wrong need to be reprimanded however. ;)
Forestavia, Alistia, Truxol, Parakka Northland
I'm speculating with part of what I say here. But I believe that both me and Lemon know that our region faces a time of great change and challaneges. Both of us want to ensure that the region has a stable foundation in order to meet the challenges that future throws at it. I think both of us intend to do what is necessary to ensure we can get that stable foundation for regions future.
(I hope that makes sense? Certainly did in my head)
New Bacon, Truxol, Viva Italia
Makes sense.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
[nation=short]exotic lemon[/nation]
Truxol
Cool.
We do already have military awards, though none have been handed out recently.
(I think [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] should get one though)
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=plugo/detail=factbook/id=619543
You can't mess up the stability, as there is very little to mess up..
You should be pm.
Work with [nation=short]parakka[/nation] to make tmc stable again.
Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Give me a date and tg me
New Bacon, Truxol
He can't really.The election is over.But he should run for Domestic/Defense Minister
Truxol
My witnesses are the judges themselves, as everyone can remember you have instigated chaos week in the past a number of times, and will do so again in the future unless you are punished. The evidence also mounts against you being a sadist, as you purposely just allowed the founder nation to CTE, in hopes of ensuing chaos for your own entertainment.
There's article 3 and article 6 that can apply in this situation. Beyond that I will leave it all for you to decide which https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=743586
New Bacon, Truxol
I don't want it, just take it off altogether.
New Bacon, Truxol
Maybe. I probably won't run at all though.
Truxol
[nation=short]parakka_northland[/nation] and [nation=short]malcholm[/nation] do you approve of me taking the position?
New Bacon, Truxol
Truxol
You can't take it anyway since you are not in WA, thus you are not a citizen anymore, thus you cannot be in the goverment.
I recommend that you rejoin the WA before tomorrow.
As an example myself,
There are other ways then being in the WA to be a citizen
Gyuamno, New Bacon, Viva Italia
Yes I'm in the WA now, but I didn't get citizenship via that way
Gyuamno, New Bacon, Viva Italia
TMC Weekly News is me...
Gyuamno, Truxol
Oh alright, sorry about that. Well I recommend that someone, preferably [nation=short]Malcholm[/nation] as JP president, to copy the raw code of this and update it https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=820739
Truxol
very likely story mr. italia!
;)
Truxol
see what i did there. i made a joke
Truxol
It sucks
Truxol
Last time I checked you were ejected
Truxol
I have no objection.
Truxol
Nah its the truth. He is tmc weekly news
Truxol
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Truxol
no you dont. You only think you do.
New Bacon, Truxol
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Gyuamno, New Bacon
ill fight u bro
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New Bacon
[nation=short]Alistia[/nation]
A region you liberated long ago has been recaptured The United Republic Of Nations.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
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New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol
Can you not read? [nation=short]truxol[/nation] spelled out LENIN in conjunction with LEMON!
Gyuamno, Truxol, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
thx didnt know i was doing a crossword puzzle
Truxol, Viva Italia
What is happening write now...
Gyuamno, Truxol
International
Treaty
About
Losing
Interests
Abroad
Gyuamno
Trucks
Racing
Under
Xlyphones
Ontop (of)
Liquids
Uh, I am not communist. Just fyi.
Gyuamno
Exotic
Xylophones
Overthrowing
The
Interracial
Capitalists
Gyuamno
I think we broke truxol
Truxol
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Gyuamno, Malcholm
Post self-deleted by New Bacon.
The Oath of Office
June 1, 2017
I, [nation=noflag]new bacon[/nation], do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Judicial Seat of the Mystical Council, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the law of the region. So help me God.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
[nation=short]Malcholm[/nation], [nation=short]Truxol[/nation], [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation]:
I would like to submit the following evidence which I shall use to defend myself the day of the trial.
Exhibit A:
The Regional World Factbook Entry
Exhibit B:
The Regional Activity Page
https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=region.the_mystical_council
Exhibit C:
The Regional History Page
https://www.nationstates.net/page=region_history/region=the_mystical_council
Exhibit D:
The Regional Administration Page
https://www.nationstates.net/page=region_admin/region=the_mystical_council
Exhibit E:
Exhibit F:
Exhibit G:
Exhibit H:
Exhibit I:
Exhibit J:
Exhibit K:
Exhibit L:
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Please note I am still preparing my case so if the Council could give me a few more days that would be great.
Thanks.
Yours Truly,
Forestavia
Gyuamno, New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland
New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland
What about their world factbook entry?
Truxol, Parakka Northland
********AND THIS*****
Exhibit O:
New Bacon
There is something very important in it that I will need for my case. Hehe
Gyuamno, New Bacon, Truxol
Well you'll have to provide the evidence also. The court doesn't operate off rumors. Eventually you'll need it for the case.
I wouldn't have it any other way. ;)
New Bacon
Your argument boil down to this:
"I want to make the region more active, but doing actual work and finding positive activities for the region is hard; therefore I will destroy and burn the region down. I will let the delegate do all sort of menacing crimes against the region and its people, and I will also [B]intentionally let the founder CTE to put the region in disarray[/B]. Yes, I don't want to make a true positive activity contribution, that's too bothersome for me, but when the region is on the brink of destruction and everyone is running around after being set on fire by the mess I created, then this must count as activity. And I will just sit back and laugh at it all"
Your very argument is the knife that betrays you. It is a testament and proof that you are a sadist who enjoys ravaging this region from time to time, just for the sake of your own entertainment.
New Bacon, Illfated
First, I didn't make any argument of any sort. I simply submitted evidence to the court.
Second, I never made any such claim that I'm a sadist, nor have I ravaged the wonderful home we call The Mystical Council. I can't wait to see you at the trial.
Are you sure you don't want to drop the charges, yet?
Gyuamno, New Bacon, Barishmacht, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Gr8 evidence forest! Especially my quotes, those alone will get you off free easy
New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland
You sure? I'm a very strict judge.
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
Yah m8 e z forest will sweep the floor with u
Forestavia, New Bacon, Parakka Northland
[nation=short]Truxol[/nation], [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation], [nation=short]Malcholm[/nation]:
I would like to submit more evidence to the court!
Exhibit P:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=748885
Exhibit Q:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=forestavia/detail=factbook/id=701680
Exhibit R:
Must click the link (that little square box thingy in the corner) to see the whole post.
Exhibit S:
The Battle Guard regional history page
https://www.nationstates.net/page=region_history/region=the_battle_guard
Exhibit T:
The Battle Guard's World Factbook Entry
Exhibit U:
Exhibit V:
Exhibit W:
Exhibit X:
Exhibit Y:
Exhibit Z:
Exhibit 1:
Exhibit 2:
Gyuamno
If forest promises mandatory communism, truxol might be gud
Gyuamno, New Bacon
And I won't abide by those rules either
Ok some of this evidence doesn't make sense but the court will accept it.
Hm... I'm afraid communism might destabilize the region. Mandatory communism would certainly not be good in my opinon. Voluntary communism would be ok, though, since we have freedom here.
(Pssst. Hey [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation]. Would you like to drop the charges [I]now[/I]?)
*Uses upward inflection at the end of the question*
Truxol
Thank you. I appreciate that. Believe me, all of this evidence has a role to play in various aspects of my defense.
Gyuamno, New Bacon
Hello fren is you from future and not truxol.
Communism is gud
Gyuamno, New Bacon
Woah hello fren
U seem cool
New Bacon
Wha.........O_o
So, it has come to my attention that this region may or may not be screwed.
New Bacon, Truxol, Viva Italia
Just for the record everyone, Communist Forestavia is not my nation. However, it would be an interesting alternate history idea.
New Bacon, Truxol
Yeh dat communist forestavia from the future is a cool cat
Gyuamno, New Bacon
Exactly...
New Bacon
Oh I was confused. It's [nation=short]truxol[/nation] then.
Burn the communist
#DrainTheSwamp
Forestavia, New Bacon
But eye yam forestavia from the future
Am not [nation=short]truxol[/nation]
(Eye yam [nation=short]truxol[/nation])
Forestavia, New Bacon, Truxol
That's my assumption as well.
New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Oh nose you caught me
Forestavia, New Bacon, Parakka Northland
Now, if you excuse me... I will now go into my world of loneliness and Metallica.
New Bacon
Now you'll have to find a way to use the word "ear" in your next sentence. ;)
New Bacon
Wat u say cant ear you over the glorious red uprising
Forestavia, New Bacon
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