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Region: The Mystical Council
If i was gonna go tyrannous i woulda already banned [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] and @parakka__northland :P
New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol
Another culture minister election may be neccesary
Alistia
You can if you wish to.
Alistia, New Bacon
You go ahead. It's going to cost you a whole bunch of influence points. I'm an expensive one to ban.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
The whole point of
was to say, if i wanted you ejected i would have done so already -_-
New Bacon, Truxol
No no no no, you're not gonna entice Alistia to ban you like you did with Civ. I'm starting to think that you actually like it.
Alistia
Excuse me?! If [nation=short]alistia[/nation] wants to make the same choice then he can. I'm not going to stop him. I didn't bring charges against Civ because I challenged him. So I don't care [nation=short]mugwop[/nation]. So what are you going to do? Bring charges against me for telling [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to do the wrong thing? Or bring charges against [nation=short]alistia[/nation] because I challenged him? I think not. Don't say anything that's falsified because I never said I liked it.
Gyuamno
DAMN IT ALISTIA!
I am the rightful God King! I'm putting you on my dirt list! Mark my words: I will come to rule once more!
New Bacon, Truxol
You know, to decide who the rightful God King is we could always have a trial by combat. It'll be a good excuse to get out more.
Truxol
OK I challenge you to combat. Let me get my dueling pistols.
Truxol
*looks up from his seat*
"Alright, if you want to duel me. But let me tell you I am the greatest duelist that ever had dueled. Oh...we're starting? Now? really? Ok....if you wish. Just letting you know......"
(Goes on and on in dialogue leaving ample time for [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation] to shoot)
Alistia, Truxol
Also it wasn't bacon who brought the subject up
I should have made it more clear that what I said was more of a joke, and not a passive aggressive remark against you. Sorry if it came out the wrong way.
Alistia, New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland
I think trials by combat should be done in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Alistia, Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
I am the god king because.. I AM FIRE CHIEF!
Gyuamno, New Bacon
I hope you burn yourself, you no good dirty rotten scoundrel!
Alistia, Truxol
[nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation] has the largest basket weaving sector, you're a bunch of grannies!
hehehe
too bad you're not here to celebrate.
Alistia, New Bacon, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
I am the rightful God King! Why? Because I said so!
New Bacon
ill bust ya bloody 'ead in m8 im duh god k1ng
Truxol
You wish. I am the self-appointed God King, and if you lay a single finger on me.......
New Bacon
*flicks your arm*
God King of Nothing!
Truxol
I am the God King and you have just lost your pizza privileges.
New Bacon
The life expectancy of my nation was like 80s or 90s for a long time, maybe it still is.
Gyuamno, Truxol
God King [nation=short]alistia[/nation]!
Sacrifice anyone with WA endorsements to a volcano to ensure you reign for life!
Gyuamno, Alistia, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
LOL what happened? It's 68 now :(
Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Start by sacrificing Lemon
Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
You're a monster
Alistia, Malcholm, Truxol
Thank you, I know.
Malcholm
Thank you, I will.
Malcholm, Truxol
Go right ahead. I have about 50.
Malcholm
I want all your base
Truxol
No
Malcholm
Hi everyone. This is Truxol's main nation. Surprise! If ya didn't know then you got goofed on. Don't worry Truxol was known as my nation since the citizenship act. So it is perfectly legal. I would like [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to please replace me as foreign minister over truxol when he has the influence to do so, if he already does not.
I can move Truxol to where the trial is going on for sake of convenience. For further proof of my validity. Truxol shall post the words Cheesy Nips.
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Cheesy Nips
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm
I would also like to reaffirm his identity. He is terran flux and truxol
Terran Flux
Yes! Sacrifice me to the cult! Lord [nation=short]mugwop[/nation] and [nation=short]alistia[/nation], how shall I be sacrificed for you? I have already begun filling a volcano with lettuce
Gyuamno
I've been bamboozled all along!
Terran Flux
I'M THE GOD KING OF ALL THINGS!!! IM YOUR SUPERIOR!!!
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Alistia
Never! I revoke your pizza privileges too!
I am the God King!
Exotic Lemon
And to think it would all come down to "cheesy nips".
Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
I need @truxon to conform on rmb and discord :P
YOU HAVE YET TO FORGE MY RING OF POWER!
Forestavia
Oh yes. The ring of power. Yes indeed. The goldsmith is on it. It should be ready soon after I submit my monthly report to Viva.
Ban Elysium then ;)
(sorry)
New Bacon
I was kicked from the discord forever ago for posting swastikas. I'll get on truxol right now
Gyuamno
Me again, consider this the rmb confirmation. And again, i aint in the discord
Alistia
I can confirm Truxol as Terran Flux
Forestavia
I can confirm that I am the God King
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Viva Italia
Why haven't you been banned yet?
The discord is a circlejerk
Malcholm
Cause you can't.
k
Send out a mass telegram so that everyone knows Truxol's new nation.
Oh, and while you're sending that tg, feel free to tell everyone that I am the rightful God King.
Gyuamno
no,
im terran flux
Terran Flux
he's pinhead larry
Terran Flux
I mean, I did just announce it on the rmb. And technically this is my "main nation" so to say. But if yall wanna make me feel special lol
Gyuamno, Alistia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Well you know, just in case your post is lost in the RMB.
Terran Flux
Everyone, before I send this nation to our 2nd region for the trial, let us all welcome to the Communist Party of TMC's newest member, [nation=short]Viva_Italia[/nation] . Who by the way isn't even italian, he just really likes the concept of a Communist Italy
Gyuamno, Alistia, Terran Flux
I'd like to let everyone know I am not a commie
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon
The prime minister jests in this statement
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon
welcome to the occult... i mean party
Alistia, New Bacon, Terran Flux
oh boy, i haven't been golfing in years... send your prayers!
Alistia, Terran Flux
Is that a post on the rmb? I cannot believe it!
Alistia, Exotic Lemon
They aren't that rare :P
Terran Flux
Well, usually there'd be a post at least once a day.
Not 36 hours apart.
Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
True, we have been fairly inactive lately
New Bacon, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
Leave it to good ol gyuamno to lead the charge by posting first!
My golf game was half bad, still need to kick the rust off tho :x
Malcholm, Terran Flux
Golf your way to regional total communism comrade!
Gyuamno
Of course it was bad. You didn't pray to your God Emperor, me!
Gyuamno
rip a good ole commie misleyan group 2
Alistia, New Bacon
[nation=short]caelapes[/nation]
Terran Flux
[nation=short]viva_italia[/nation] [B]implore[/B] you to update this.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=709618
Gyuamno, Forestavia, New Bacon, Terran Flux
I heard the Communist World Tour will begin next month.
:( go away
Alistia, Terran Flux
VIVA you should update the news too. The last one was on the week of July 9th.
Alistia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
Looks like my scheme to bring activity back to the region didn't work. Everyone is used to Oak being dead now. I'll have to think of some other clever plan, I guess.
*Ponders*
Alistia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
*Ponders some more...*
[nation=short]Alistia[/nation], here's that ring you requested.
*Presents golden ring of power to the Fire Chief*
It's very special. Don't lose it. Use it against the powers of darkness and evil. Only when you have to.
Alistia, Terran Flux
There wouldn't happen to be any inscription on the inside of the ring when held near or in fire, would there?
Parakka Northland
We need more activities!
Terran Flux
I have a few ideas.
Rock Paper Scissors
Battleship
Praising me as God Emperor
Go Fish
Now that I think about it, I can probably make a java program for each of those activities.
OOC:
[B][URL=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=818815]Read all about it![/URL]. New editions of The Commonwealth Times, and OEU Today. And join in the World Arts Fair!
Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
*Stares at the ring eyes flash with a reflection of the gold*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emit9KREWic&t=100s
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Terran Flux
**NEWS**
Alisita begins the recreation of its military program.
It used to have one of the strongest militaries in the region until it eliminated all military spending from its budget as a part of its regime change and policy change from agreesive to pacifist.
However Darth Einas has begun the slow reconstruction of Alistias armed forces, as seen here; https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alistia/detail=trend?censusid=46
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
Proud of you.
As the nation with the highest defence forces stasistically, should you require assistance in destroying any rebel forces, I am available.
Alistia
*******IMPORTANT FYI:*******
$10 Endless Apps at TGI Fridays my dudes.
go there and get it, highly recommend
Alistia, Terran Flux
Reeeeee
Malcholm
i have no shame eating plate after plate of boneless wings and mozzarella sticks
Alistia, Terran Flux
12$ in Tennessee
Gyuamno, Alistia
$9.99 in FL 😤
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
HA, suck it nerd! New York is good at something :D
One sec, buying a plane ticket to save 1 cent.
Alistia, Terran Flux
Who said I live in Tennessee?
It's 10$ where I live.
Alistia, Terran Flux
Idc you live in Tennessee now
Alistia, Terran Flux
Got us good...
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
You know what state I live in....
I vacationed in Tennessee earlier this year, had fridays
Alistia, Barishmacht, Terran Flux
I vacationed in Tennessee earlier this year, had Ben & Jerry's
I would get it in Michigan but the closest ones are two hours away each. One in Chicago and one in Ann Arbor
I cri evry time
Terran Flux
nooo all our puppet friends left :(
Alistia, Terran Flux
luckily... there are some left! :D
Alistia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
OOOOO the plot thickens! It was a failed raid lololololol
Fire Chief [nation=short]Alistia[/nation] ban [nation=short]Lady Ga Ga[/nation] (sorry baby) and those who oppose us!
They had all the puppet bros endorse them. Looks like they missed their timing. What rookies.
I implore you to eject or ban everyone who endorsed [nation=short]Lady Ga Ga[/nation]
https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.lady_ga_ga
Border Guards [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation] and [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation], Defense Minister [nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation]
Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Terran Flux
I will start ejecting right now. If they come back, I will make it a ban
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon, Terran Flux
If only I could wave the hammer of justice >:)
*maniacal laugh*
Alistia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
Assembled with Dot's Region Saver.
Written by Refuge Isle.