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Region: The Mystical Council
It's fine Lemon. It's resolved now. :)
[sub][nation=Short+noflag]new bacon[/nation] is not liable for any post made about a court decision made by a judicial body that poses a threat to regional security or threatening to the safety of regional citizens. This post is not entitled to be evidence of a court case under any circumstance in accordance to section 10 of the Basic Rights of Nations or New Bacon Law. All posts made by New Bacon are subject to be monitored under New Bacon Law. [/sub]
And [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] if I delete a post it's because I have a typo in it :P
[sub][nation=Short+noflag]new bacon[/nation] is not liable for any post made about a court decision made by a judicial body that poses a threat to regional security or threatening to the safety of regional citizens. This post is not entitled to be evidence of a court case under any circumstance in accordance to section 10 of the Basic Rights of Nations or New Bacon Law. All posts made by New Bacon are subject to be monitored under New Bacon Law. [/sub]
when [nation=short]alistia[/nation] gives himself a permanent government position with all the powers, so much for not wanting the position! Ha!
talk about tyranny!
you bumbling fool! jk i do that too ;)
Alistia, New Bacon
and you made it nearly impossible to get removed from fire chief, talk about a sham you goon!
Alistia, Terran Flux
What do you mean not wanting the position? I said I 'didn't' want it, because I didn't. I didn't even want it created.
But its grown on me, so like I said I'm gonna resign as delegate.
Terran Flux
>When
>Talk
Capitalize the first letter of your sentences.
>You
>I
Capitalize "I"
>And
>sham, you goon!
Use commas!
Gyuamno
it's grown on you because you get all the power with none of the responsibility and you'll never lose the position.
checkmate!
Alistia, Terran Flux
what do you mean no responsibility?
and i could lose the position, besides, the impeachment thing i wrote for it is just a draft and not law, you need to severely chill.
Yes let's have a majority popular vote, followed by judicial approval, then let's get more than half the ministers to sign off on it.
It's harder to get a fire chief fired than the prime minister. SAD!
>It's
>"-responsibility, and-"
>Checkmate
Capitalization and commas. Use them.
>What
>"no responsibility"
>And
>I
>I
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
No responsibility because you are above the government! You made the Fire Chief equivalent to the Emperor, something that should have never been done!
Your vast corruption plagues this region like a dark cloud!
Judicial or Ministers.
I'm the plague of the region.
V.S. you crying on the rmb about something different every day, and not even bothering to fully read the material you cry about.
[nation=short]alistia[/nation] if this is all true, I agree with gyuamno. You can't have a position like that, the tyranny and bigotry are through the roof. You need to abolish the position before you resign or I will personally advocate against yourself.
Gyuamno
HAHAHA I can't read!? That's why you literally just edited it to say OR ministers??
Can't fully read the material when people edit it when no one is looking!
WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH someone get me my pacifier!
ty for your input civ, but he edited it to make himself look good! Check it out, edited 65 minutes ago when I called him out!
VOTE GYUAMNO FOR PRIME MINISTER
I WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP
Terran Flux
And yes, I know what I say is over-the-top snarky and embellished but there is very much truth in what I say.
I'm following after NationStates with how they approach issues in a parody way!
I do desire the title of "Martial Arts Instructor", if I am quite honest.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
I edit some things because you obviously can't read.
I didn't touch that section, but yes i did edit it.
Am i not allowed to edit my own factbook jesus christ?
You obviously didn't understand what I wrote, so i need to edit my factbook to make it more clear.
Stop crying jesus christ you are annoying.
If you want to spam post, post in all caps, and generally be toxic, please lets have a chat in discord, and stop using a stupid excuse that someone kicked you almost a year ago as a reason not to join. You are like 22+ years old, get over it, someone kicked you, boo hoo.
Tyranny and Bigotry? What are you talking about.
You are the one who hates gays, lgbtq's, etc. I have no bigotry towards anyone at all.
And there is no tyranny going on.
Go ahead and read the factbook i made, if theres something you or @guamno disagree with on the proposal, then tell me!
I didn't want the position to be established anyway. The region voted to make it, and voted for me to be it. So here I am, being it.
Instead, all you and [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] want to do is cry and whine on the rmb saying that the monarch position is too powerful instead of actually giving ideas or tweaks to it. [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] STOP CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING I WROTE AND WANT A CHANGE TO THE PROPOSAL, THEN TELL ME! STOP CRYING ON THE RMB ABOUT IT SPAMMING POSTS JESUS CHRIST!
Gyuamno, Untoreragarekinae
I would like to call for impeachment of "Fire Cheif" for abusing discord powers and creating such tryannical position.
None of the policy's in tmc apply to discord, discord is its own entity, and not a free speech zone, and it's not advertised as that at all.
And also, I didn't create the fire chief position. [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] created it, and the region passed it.
Also, nothing tyrannous has even happened.
I'll discord voice chat you man to man Alistia!
Also, only citizens can vote, and as [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] pointed out, you don't have a WA.
You also lied to [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] and [nation=short]terran_flux[/nation] saying you where wa banned, when in reality you just lost what nation your wa is on, as you told me in discord.
>civ comes back for the 5th time
>drama starts
Wow I'm seeing a pattern.
New Bacon, Terran Flux, Untoreragarekinae
and don't you dare take the Lord's name in vain!
Terran Flux
I don't want to voice chat, but if you would like to message, I'm down.
Terran Flux
I don't want to text you, I can do that here.
I'll voice chat you to settle this like real men
Terran Flux
Settle what?
So you can hear all the sobs of me crying which you claim
Didn't mean literally, but you making lots of posts on the rmb telling tales of tyranny, without any evidence to support it, or any constructive ideas for me to change the official revision of powers, is pretty much the same thing.
im the senile resident who believes that the big gubberment is out to get 'em
*spits tobacco*
Alistia
I'll voice chat with you bb
Gyuamno
Fair enough.
I won't say that your claim is untrue, but more like 'wants' to get'em but can't cus of the tarnation rights of nations.
Gyuamno
I, as a citizen, want to tell you to stop spamming.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm
yeehaw partner them rights of nations protect us real good from you big whigs up on capitol hill!
Alistia
yeah alistia stop spamming ;)
Alistia
But if you join us on capitol hill, you will be corrupted as well.
Gyuamno
you city slickers dont understand us country folk, thats why we feel unrepresented! you drive your fancy cars, while we are still in dire need of agriculture subsidies. there is no corruption in my heart as i am sure that the Lord is our Savior, AMEN
Terran Flux
then run for culture or something :P
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
i dont need a fancy title to do the Lord's work!
im opening my own church amen
Alistia, Terran Flux
As culture minister you can change the regional religion though.
Speaking of which: Im quitting because I dont have time
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon
>of the
>chief
>such a
[sub][nation=Short+noflag]new bacon[/nation] is not liable for any post made about a court decision made by a judicial body that poses a threat to regional security or threatening to the safety of regional citizens. This post is not entitled to be evidence of a court case under any circumstance in accordance to section 10 of the Basic Rights of Nations or New Bacon Law. All posts made by New Bacon are subject to be monitored under New Bacon Law. [/sub]
Lol
Terran Flux
I believe since oak is back the defense ministry no longer needs border guards.
I would like to thank [nation=short]new bacon[/nation], [nation=short]mugwop[/nation], and anyone else who served for their time and commitment to the region.
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon, Terran Flux
we are a constitutional monarchy without a monarch or a constituion
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
Is oak monarch or is that delegate? Fire chief? prime minister? Gyuamno? Someone else?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Not pm, gyu or oak.
Terran Flux
so is it fire chief or delegate?
Terran Flux
that is to be established.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
I'm the Monarch. If you read the fine print on the Basic Rights of Nations, it's on there.
Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
Ah yes I see it now. You really have to squint to see it.
Sorry for messing with your quote [nation=short]new bacon[/nation], it was too good to pass up.
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon
Hey! That's my job!
Gyuamno, Alistia
Sorry, you've been outsourced by cheaper labor.
Alistia
How is there anything cheaper than free?
Alistia
Bacon is working off the books, he technically isn't an employee. Therefore, no access to company benefits!
Alistia, New Bacon
There are many unanswered questions regarding Oak and the current state of affairs.
First of all, the council has not stated whether or not Forest is obliged to protect the region against future takeovers ([nation=short]Terran Flux[/nation], [nation=short]Malcholm[/nation], [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation] please comment on this)
Second, assuming that the council says Forest is responsible for protecting the region, it is unknown if he will actually follow through, or will he just allow attackers to walk all over us as he allowed Gyuamno.
Third, the consensus is that the Emperor postion is still suspended. However I personally don't mind if Forest becomes Emperor again, as long us he actively protects the region from future attacks, otherwise he is obviously unworthy to be the Emperor.
Exotic Lemon
Can I ask a question [nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation], why is it every time you are in the region, there is always some kind of drama with you and someone else?
Alistia, New Bacon, Civilisunio
5 bucks says he will run for some election, loses, writes a paragraph about him leaving to find himself or whatever, leave the region for them millionth time, then returns next election season to repeat the cycle.
Alistia, New Bacon, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
I know. I know. You all seem to like the subscript.
Exotic Lemon
I and the other judges will be sure these questions get answered at a later date.
Malcholm
Or win and leave mid term
Parakka Northland
Maybe you need these guys? [Region]Wolfram and Hart[/region]
Gyuamno, Alistia, Terran Flux
Interesting, thanks!
Alistia
I guess it's time for me to run now?!
Do the ministers get health insurance? A pension?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Run for defense minister when my term ends.
New Bacon, Parakka Northland
I think the reason is obvious. You just did it.
New Bacon
That is correct, health, dental, and vision all included. We also do a 401k match, so contribute while you can!
Exotic Lemon
That's not what I meant I'm not running for any RO. I meant running from [nation=short]the_bears[/nation].
Alistia, Parakka Northland
Close enough. Same thing really.
Alistia, New Bacon, Parakka Northland
You're not supposed to run from bears, you're supposed to back away slowly.
Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
do you run from [nation=short]the_bears[/nation] or just back away slowly?
New Bacon, Terran Flux
Yeah...no.........................not on this game
In muh murica ya just shoot the god dang bears wit yer sawwedd off shotgun.
Gyuamno, New Bacon
Post by The Immortal Elysium suppressed by Alistia.
>In my America, you just shoot the God dang bears with your sawed off shotgun
Post self-deleted by New Bacon.
Somebody hire Elysium as the official proofreader.
[nation=short]new_Bacon[/nation], Why would I need to be a proofreader? Also, I am already a "Grammar Nazi" on discord.
New Bacon, Exotic Lemon
*Mutters something about the first post wasn't quoting for me.*
New Bacon
You're a whizz!
What, exactly, is a 'whizz'?
Don't people sometime say "i gotta take a whizz"
Gyuamno, Alistia, Parakka Northland
I'll whizz on you
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Malcholm
A parody of "King of the Hill" doesn't need to be proof read or corrected. The original statement was correct and the "correction" was incorrect.
Alistia, Terran Flux
I'm actually R. Kelly ;)
Terran Flux
As one who has never seen "King of the Hill", I would not have the knowledge of knowing if it was a parody or not.
Alistia
Danngit bobby! I tell ya hwat
Alistia, Malcholm, Illfated
For God's sake, Hank, act like an adult, and keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes.
Alistia, Terran Flux, Illfated, Parakka Northland
I'll answer these right quick:
No, our verdict does not obligate Forestavia to use Oakplumington to protect us from raids or general tyranny, etc. We wanted to allow him freedom in bringing back Oak without imposing strict guidelines on what exactly needs to be done with the nation. (I saw that post about violating the Rights of Nations, Oak--note that "the right to run a nation as the player sees fit" implies running the nation. A nation that isn't running, or even in the region, for that matter, doesn't retain those rights.)
That consensus is correct. The Fire Chief is the de-facto "Emporer" in Oak's absence, right? I see no need to reinstate the title unless Oak is back in the region and actively protecting our nations.
Alistia, New Bacon, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
gently dated judiciary dispatch is only just a little tiny bit dated now
let me know if there's anything else i need to change before i go dormant for another three months :P
Alistia, Parakka Northland
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=880470
Finally doing this--[nation=short]the_immortal_elysium[/nation], [nation=short]viva_italia[/nation]: reply to this message with the location of your WA or TG it to me. Thx in advance.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Parakka Northland
[B]Just want to take a moment guys to say to those who will be effected by Irma, that i wish you all the best and I hope you and your loved ones manage to stay safe
Alistia, Malcholm, Terran Flux, Illfated
Also [nation=short]untoreragarekinae[/nation] ^^^ same instructions as above
Alistia
I'd say its good, but should update the:
'Current Justices of the Judicial Council:
Effective 06/01/17
Judicial Council President Malcholm
Seat 1 | Took office on 04/01/17
Justice Barishmacht
Seat 2 | Took office on 05/01/17
Justice New Bacon
Seat 3 | Took office on 06/01/17'
But after the elections are over trux's seat will prob be up for election (if he becomes a minister)'
Malcholm
I nominate [nation=short]terran_Flux[/nation] for d efense minister
Malcholm, Terran Flux
I would like to thank everyone who voted for me to be the next prime minister of the region. I would also like to thank [nation=short]terran_Flux[/nation] for being a very good opponent in this election. Given all the flack you got from Civ I was expecting you to win tbh lol
Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Terran Flux, Illfated
Thank you and congratulations on becoming Prime Minister!
Alistia, Malcholm, Illfated, Parakka Northland
I accept the nomination
Alistia
i accept your nomination -- wait a minute!
Alistia
I'll nominate you if you want bb
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