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Region: The Mystical Council
It wasn't a written rule, but now it is. So get yourself sorted before the elections.
Related note, I request that someone sends a mass telegram with links to these dispatches https://www.nationstates.net/nation=parakka_northland/detail=factbook/id=762848 & https://www.nationstates.net/nation=parakka_northland/detail=factbook/id=767611 And informing those under "Nations who i need confirmation of their citizenship" in the second dispatch that they need to sort their situation by joining the WA through their nation in TMC, or by declaring which is their main WA nation, no matter where it is in NS. (Main WA nation is of course not a nation that one must have their WA permanently bound to, but the one that they usually would have their WA on)
It is important to send this MASS TG A.S.A.P. We can't expect people to follow a rule if they don't know it.
Parakka Northland
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https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=82678
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Me and Viva Italia.
It is originally your puppet. I just kept it alive most of the time. The password never changed btw. So you can still get in. I think [nation=short]Plugo[/nation] ([nation=short]Alistia[/nation]) also controls the puppet as well because remember? You telegramed me and [nation=short]Plugo[/nation] ([nation=short]Alistia[/nation]) the password. I gave it to Viva Italia because I figure he may want to use it for news since he does most of the news for us.
Malcholm, Viva Italia
Gah! I can't find my pink socks.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Valentine's day?
Just another Taco Tuesday for me.
Gyuamno, New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Let's go out for some tacos.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Lol Happy Valentine's Day.
Same here. Only a usual Tuesday.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Come join us for tacos. I'll probably end up getting a burrito though.
New Bacon, Truxol
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https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=82720
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Thought it would be appropriate for today
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Wow, UTNA is at a start of refounding again but under another name. That's [nation=short]malcholm[/nation], [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] and I's old region.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
This post is a precious memory. The first time [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] welcomed me into the region an ancient time ago.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=12904005
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
So for those of us who don't know anything about UTNA. What was it like as a region?
Malcholm
Plus what does UTNA stand for?
Malcholm
UTNA is the United Territories of North America. It was a midsize region like The Mystical Council. That's actually where I met Forest and Malcholm. Once the region started to dissolve all of us moved here. A nation named Shelton was the founder but has long CTE. Pantorrum was the delegate numerous times when in the region. [nation=short]ann arbour[/nation] was also there. Who was in the region earlier.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Time for me to head off to work.
And it's valentines day, so I'll be busy tonight.
Forestavia
As an ooc side note, the mansion that Sharp is currently staying in used to function as the Pantorran embassy.
The UTNA are good people and really good roleplayers. If they joined Solar Alliance we could have something really interesting going on.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Wink, wink. ;)
*lights some candles to set the mood*
(Psst, don't forget the celery!)
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Never EVER forget the celery!
Forestavia
Gyuamno
Its a pizza place
No problem! As long as there's celery on that pizza.
So, your religion is starting to develop a following in the Solar Alliance.
Malcholm, Mugwop
No....no Celery as a topping, or as anything at that place.
Best I can do is spinach.
Spinach is a good choice! I can get behind spinach. Lots of iron. You can be like Pop Eye.
Gyuamno
Much as I'd love to discuss spinach, I must get to my Calculus homework.
Forestavia
Let me know if you need any help. I'm pretty good with math.
So am I....I sort of finished.
So, imma alrernate between NS and programming.
I'm good at math, but that doesn't mean I neccessarily like it.
Malcholm
Please Help Forest.
I keep getting 2+2 = Celery!
Forestavia, Malcholm, Truxol
There are different branches:
Geometric and algebraic branches are my favorites. I like analytic geometry, number theory, a lot of the pure math stuff.
But when it comes to calculus and stats...I just can't get into it. I think it's pretty interesting (and also sad) that George Cantor went crazy in an insane asylum thinking about levels of infinity.
I know you know that there are an infinite number of rational numbers. (fact 1)
And there are an infinite number of irrational numbers. (fact 2)
BUT....
Did you realize that there are infinitely more irrational numbers than rational numbers?
And this means that the irrational numbers exist on a "higher level of infinity" than the rationals. This is crazy to comprehend. But this is set theory brought to us by Cantor and, from what I understand, some of the theory behind calculus comes from this.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
*blink*
Stop confusing me!
Although, I wish I had more time to do things nowadays.
Woke up at 5:30 this morning to go to school, I come home, do a little of my homework, go to work, work a few hours, get back home, finish my homework, and oh boy, would you look at the time.
Gyuamno, Forestavia
2+2 = 4 (normally)
But....
Did you realize that 2 + 2 = 1 modulo 3
And 2 + 2 = 0 modulo 2
AND 2 + 2 = 0 modulo 4
So technically if we take celery.... (I think I'll stop now.)
Gyuamno, Malcholm
The reason why this is true is if you take a line from 0 to 1 and you keep dividing each segment in half there will [I]always[/I] be "gaps". Those gaps are where the irrational numbers appear.
0______1/8_________1/4________3/8___________1/2__________5/8___________3/4__________7/8____________1
Malcholm
And you can divide those segments in half forever and there will still be gaps.
Malcholm
Disclaimer*
My diagram isn't drawn to scale.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
No! I reject your reality and substitute it with one of my own creation!
Malcholm
You people and your fancy words and numbers.
Malcholm, Truxol
*Drools*
Forestavia, Truxol
It's unshakable. Cantor is rolling over in his grave right now speaking German curses at you.
Malcholm
Cul Tona!
Niet!
Trasna ort Fein!
Malcholm
You got me there. I know a little Spanish but nope not any German. Except for "niet". Wait a minute! Niet is the Russian word for "no"! You're trying to trick me aren't you????
Malcholm
Woah! Is it really that late???? Night everyone! Happy Valentine's Day!
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I'll have to see if I can encourage them to join or if they do start a new region see if they would be willing to open embassies :) if you guys could keep me posted on events that would be cool.
Late? Ha it's nearly 5am here...... man I wash I was still in bed
Malcholm
The Foreign Minister's Office
Government House | Emperor City
Allies and Friends:
I am writing to inform you that a new government has just been elected here in the Central Pacific Empire. Our new Prime Minister is [nation=short]Cylthropia[/nation]. Our new leadership is ready to get to work, and that includes our commitment to our allies and friends. If you have any comments or questions, please contact me.
Another newsworthy update is that I have been nominated by our Prime Minister and confirmed by our Imperial Council as a Silver Knight, as an award for my steadfast leadership as Prime Minister. I served our community between September 2015 and January 2017, with the exception of the March through April (2015) term.
We are open for business.
Keep Strong,
[nation=short]New Nationale Einheit[/nation]
Foreign Minister
Gyuamno, Truxol
Just a little something I put together out of boredom.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=82854
Valentines day is just an excuse by corporations to sell a ton of chocolate and flowers. I, as a smart consumer wait until the day after to get chocolate for cheap. Take that corporations. I will be your sheep no longer!
Gyuamno, Forestavia
That's a good idea. I gotta do that because I love chocolate!
Truxol
I still have access to it. I don't want it anymore though.
New Bacon
Well, time for me to go to work. Again.
Anybody want a pizza?
Gyuamno
[nation=short]Civilisunio[/nation] and [nation=short]formidable opponent[/nation] you have been drafted by the battle guard for an operation at [region=Spear Danes] to endorse [nation=short]Renegade Jedi[/nation].
Malcholm
need me?
New Bacon
Your help is much appreciated.
Alrighty. Will do.
I am going as [nation=short]varagnian guardians[/nation]
Ok thanks.
I'll be in as [nation=short]goldfair[/nation]
How long do you need my wa there?
New Bacon
Until [nation=short]alpha wolf[/nation] notifies me to tell you all to leave. He needed our help.
Forestavia
[nation=short]alpha wolf[/nation]? The owner of the sacred order?
New Bacon
YUP
He's not leading the operation his friend renegade Jedi is.
I know you all came from his region but, me and [nation=short]alpha wolf[/nation] have good relations with one another and who knows, we may need their help one day.
Forestavia
Hello! My name is Ava, and I'm a part of an Expedition to explore the regions of NS. This happens to be our 100th region. :3
Our other members, Salvigia and Alpha Enterian, should show up soon.
How are you all?
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm
Pretty good, Ava, yourself?
I've seen a group like this before from the Travelling Region. Are you guys connected with them at all?
Malcholm, Ava Ire, Parakka Northland
Got the notice. Ok as soon as I'm done with the ANTICOM mission I'll head over. Glory to The Battle Guard! :)
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I'm doing quite good.
Hmm, Traveling Region... We've been there before! And I definitely admire them... But our organizations aren't connected. We were founded way after I even knew they existed. :3
Haven't seen them around lately, though.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I'm doing quite swell. Glad to hear you're doing good. Welcome to the region during your brief stop!
Malcholm, Ava Ire
Thank you very much, new friend. :)
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Cheers, to life long friendship!
Enjoy your stay Please help yourself to the complimentary celery courtesy of [nation=short]Forestavia[/nation].
Forestavia, Malcholm, Ava Ire
I thinking about doing a weekly math lesson. Sound fun?
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Hm sounds very interesting. I'd attend!
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
Oh, yeah. We've got a lot of celery in this region. Celery agricultural stocks are skyrocketing in Forestavia. The farmers love it!
Gyuamno, Malcholm
I can provide pizza!
Oh, and [nation=short]Forestavia[/nation], what kind of Math lessons?
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm
Yes! We have a taker! :)
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Not sure yet. I think I'll rotate between concepts from algebra, set theory, and geometry at first. I don't know, what's in demand around here. I'd prefer to avoid stats and calc if possible.
Malcholm
Hmm.
A rectangular water tank is being filled at the constant rate of 20 liters / second. The base of the tank has dimensions w = 1 meter and L = 2 meters. What is the rate of change of the height of water in the tank?(express the answer in cm / sec).
But how else are we suppose to learn the cumulative probabilities for the standard normal distribution!??!?!?
Yes dear god, no stats.
Malcholm
OH! You got me thinking [nation=short]Forestavia[/nation].
If anyone is interested in algebra based physics let me know! I love physics!
Malcholm
Never took statistics, doing Calculus now, hence the word problem.
Malcholm
Ooh! I hate physics!
Malcholm
Why?
One of my most favorite things.
Oh, I do love celery. :P
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm
Might have to do with my sexist teacher who feels she is superior to others merely because she is a female, but neglects to actually realize she can't teach very well.
Anyway, imma head of the sleep.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Uhoh, don't let Forest know. He likes to do weird things... :P
Forestavia, Malcholm
Shhhhh. So, Ava....Would you like to see a volcano? You see, there's this god we worship here. Goes by the name of Mugwop - Lord Mugwop that is. And if you would be so kind as so let me sprinkle celery leaves in your hair we could go there and - uh - [I]observe[/I] the volcano. But you must purify yourself with celery first.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Ava Ire
Oh wow, that sounds like a lot of fun! Volcanoes are awesome. Sure!
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm
We could work on stuff like this. But we have to be careful about how we go about it because homework assistance is actually banned on the site:
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=260044#010
As I understand it, we can still talk about the concepts and stuff though. Is there a specific part of the problem that you're having trouble with?
Malcholm
Excellent....
*Rubs hands together*
Now eat this celery stick.
*Sprinkles celery leaves in hair.*
Now you are purified and ready to be sacrifi - I mean - [I]see[/I] the volcano. Follow me.
Malcholm
*eats the celery*
Okie dokie! *follows you*
Malcholm
Ahhh. We have arrived! See the glory of this active volcano. It's hungry. Here's another celery stick to help sustain you.
*Pushes her towards volcano*
Now go forth and meet your Lord and Savior, the one and only Glorious Mugwop!
Malcholm, Ava Ire
Oh wow.
*looks down* That's a LOT of lava. Well, here goes nothing... *jumps down... And comes flying back up*
Aha! You have failed to trick me! Can't kill a pink ghost! *flies towards you*
Forestavia, Malcholm
Wait, you're a g-g-ghost???
Malcholm
That's right! Boo!
Salvigia, Malcholm
*runs and hides*
My celery will protect me.
*Nibbles*
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Ava Ire
I just realized it's almost midnight. I'm going to bed. Which means Parakka's day is just starting. Good morning [nation=short]Parakka[/nation]!
*Hands coffee*
New Bacon, Malcholm, Ava Ire, Parakka Northland
Welcome.I have seen you in some regions before Happy to hear the expedition is still going on
Ava Ire
Eh, not really. You said you'd prefer not to do calculus, so I pulled up a calc problem offline. At least, what I am doing in Calc.
I am delighted to see that we were your 100th visited region.
New Bacon, Ava Ire, Truxol
Morning (or should I say afternoon)
*takes coffee*
Thought I would catch up on the events here and in Solar Alliance whilst I wait for a prescription for my daughter.
How is everyone?
New Bacon, Malcholm
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