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Region: The Mystical Council
@ next to someones nation name or [nat1on]nationanem[/nat1ion]
(you would use I's not 1's)
and you cant click it because ns isnt that advanced
Illfated
I need to log in more often.
Malcholm, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
Just let forest cte like oak
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Terran Flux
Holy volcanic celery! Why would I do a crazy thing like that?
Gyuamno, Alistia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
What do you mean by format?
Illfated (full name)
[nation=short]Illfated[/nation] (short)
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=illfated] (url)
^Are you talking about doing this?^
Or are you talking about something else?
Alistia, Illfated
Who has the most up-to-date citizen's register? Latest one I've found is Mugwop's, which is 101 days dated. Looking to update it as soon as I write the verdict & codex for the JC.
Alistia
Reminder pm Candidacy Poll goes up on the 25th
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Don't forget no flag you heathen!
[nation=shortnoflag]Forestavia[/nation]
[nation=noflag]Forestavia[/nation]
Alistia, Terran Flux, Prossh
That's it probably.
Use them all or kill them all!
Forestavia, Malcholm, Terran Flux
Honestly I just don't care. That's why I abstained.
Alistia, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
That's exactly what I mean [nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I tried this [nat1on]nationanem[/nat1ion] but it never worked in the preview.. not sure what I was doing wrong. hmm the @ sign doesn't seem to work either.. even though Alistia said it would..
New Bacon
oh.. it did work.. why doesn't it look right in preview?
New Bacon
It should...what kind of phone do you have?
Actually I only do issues on my phone. For posting I use my PC
New Bacon
And I am assuming for the name you are putting 'illfated' and not 'The Utopia of Illfated', right?
rabble rabble mal didn't post the thing rabble rabble
pls forgive <3 was car shopping
correct
New Bacon
I would like to thank everyone for supporting or abstaining on the Lemon Power Grab Act!
[nation=short]alistia[/nation], is this your first time as delegate here?
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Terran Flux
No not even close
Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
yw
Terran Flux
[nation=short]alistia[/nation] please give me my unlimited power. Once I get the list approved by the delegate, I will start ejecting suspected raiders
[spoiler=the Immortal Elysium's Act Thing]
[nation=short]The_Immortal_Elysium[/nation] should be declared God King.
[/spoiler]
TO ALL AMERICANS IN THIS REGION!
I hope you all are ready for the solar eclipse today!!!
Forestavia
Doesn't even touch where I live in Minnesota lol
Gyuamno, Malcholm
The delegate has approved, so suspected raiders are now being ejected. The suspects will have the right to appeal to the ejection in the back-up region
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Inb4 the World Assembly repealed Internet Neutrality
Gyuamno
Send them to Hades, Lemon!
Exotic Lemon
Well I was lucky enough to be in the path of totality. I live a couple hours from the path so I drove.
Texizona
Well, for me, I'll be in the path of totality in 2099. Can't wait.
New Bacon, Exotic Lemon, Texizona
I'll be long dead, take pictures for me!
i had a great view from the nasa livestream
Alistia, New Bacon
I'll be maybe dead.
So your job is to find the fountain of youth before then.
Alistia
Alistia, Malcholm
OMG almost 1000 pages yess
Malcholm
No, you are good. Otherwise I would have to eject delegate [nation=short]alistia[/nation], [nation=short]chingis[/nation], [nation=short]new bacon[/nation], and myself, just to name a few. Just because you weren't banned doesn't mean you aren't off the watchlsit though. Not directed at you in particular [nation=short]gerissa[/nation], just a warning to anybody who thinks they survived.
Alistia, Malcholm
i survived hehehe
*evil laugh*
Malcholm, Terran Flux
I'm still a trained raider but I wouldn't do this region like that though.
Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon, Zaraheemia
Well, of course you did. Who else would buy my pizza?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
It is Wednesday my dudes.
Malcholm
Inb4 everyone is on the watch list and the whole government was just playing the long con :^]
Gyuamno, Malcholm
You're right, I'm your number one pizza fan. Keep the pies nice and hot!
[nation=short]terran_flux[/nation] will continue my legacy so have no fear.
My phone auto fills [nation=short]terran_flux[/nation] huh never noticed and you too [nation=short]the_immortal_elysium[/nation] and [nation=short]forestavia[/nation]. Guess my phone likes you folks. Technology has gone too far!
Terran Flux
Burn it!
Terran Flux
My retail industry fell 22% just because I made tattoo parlors sterilize their needles! Were tattoo's like 50% of my retail economy? wtf!
Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm
defense minister is on thin ice.
Zaraheemia protests this outrage! We are a peaceful people.
Malcholm
Even Bacon is against this madness!
New Bacon
Move to Mystical Council if you wish to appeal.
[nation=short]Emnietom[/nation], you too if you wish to stay.
Never posted here before, but now it's a big deal huh?
Strange how things work.
Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, Zaraheemia
Some people just like to lurk, don't hate 😛
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland
*lurks*
Parakka Northland
There's a difference between lurking and being on once every 20 days to keep the nation alive or whatever he does.
I see you malchy 👀
Malcholm
I doubt it. And this was done with the approval of the natives and the delegate. If any native wishes to support zaraheemia, please say so
Then prove it. You have never posted, never voted in polls, never telegrammed anyone to my knowledge, barely answered issues, barely even logged on. Even if you mean no harm, you are sucking away influence from natives here who will need it to defend the region. This isn't a puppet storing region.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
[nation=short]new bacon[/nation], your highly valued opinion?
as for you zaraheemia, you never even showed up until our founder cted. I wish I could just believe you, and maybe you are right. But I can't take a chance that all the 10+ inactive nations I kicked all mean peace. As a former raider, I have done stuff like this before. I know what it looks like.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
The watch list is only known by border guards, delegate, and myself. If you or any native would like a copy, I would be glad to give it. I try not to be secretive, but this officer position requires a lot more secrecy than I wanted. I assure you, you and all the natives of the region are not on the list. Pretty much everyone on the list is ejected.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
I really have no opinion on what [nation=short]zaraheemia[/nation] said. What I can say is that it's really suspicious that all these puppets came into the region after oak cted.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
Do you think my action was too harsh? Should I step back a little? This goes to all citizens, not just bacon
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
No, do what you can to protect the region.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Illfated, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
Hmm. This make me wonder: How many people are, are were, raiders in this region?
Terran Flux
We should look into the possibility of having an immigration/customs program since we are more prone to raider sleepers, puppets and so forth.
Have a more thorough vetting process to allow people to stay in the region. Or... we can BUILD THE WALL! LONG AND TALL!
But maybe a customs officer would be a good place to start. Just a thought. The customs officer would interview each new nation and do background checks before granting or denying their stay. Consider it! I am willing to set it up.
Consider this revolutionary idea too: the customs officer operates under the Ministry of Defense as an agent. Similar to how the U.S. Department of Homeland Security is the parent of ICE, FEMA, TSA, et al. The customs officer would have no regional powers, but operates as an extension of the Ministry of Defense in a specific field [in this case background checks, interviews, follow-ups] to elevate the burden Lemon has to deal with. Doing so, we would have a more informed defense ministry as one person can't do all the work. Plus, this could stop the attack before they even get access to the region through sleepers.
Fire Chief [nation=short]Alistia[/nation], [nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation]
Alistia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
Hmm......pizza
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
ur harassing me
Terran Flux
u wot?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
ill bust ye fockin ead in m8
Terran Flux
but before i do... i need one pizza plz
thx [nation=short]the_immortal_elysium[/nation] <3 luv u long tyme
Terran Flux
"What toppings? What size? Hand tossed or thin? Or maybe Brooklyn style? Any bread sides? Maybe a drink? Would you like some chicken? Perhaps a sandwich or pasta?
*stares*
Terran Flux
boi you ain't making Brooklyn pizzas where you live. give me that bacon and pepperoni with extra cheese. do you have a personal size by chance? i roll with that deep dish pizza but i guess ill have it hand tossed. ill also take a small strawberry lemonade, some breadsticks, and buffalo boneless wings. might as well throw in some mozz sticks too.
im curious, what is Brooklyn style?
Terran Flux
Hmm. Well, I'll upgrade your pizza to a large, add the 7.99 special. So, the pizza, handtossed, with bacon, pepperoni and extra cheese.
Hmm, well, we don't have personal pizzas. We don't have strawberry lemonade. We don't carry our breadsticks anymore, but we do have our bread twists which come is garlic, parmesan, and cinnamon.
What dipping sauce would you like for your boneless chicken? And we don't have mozzarella sticks.
Brooklyn style is using small dough for medium pizza, or medium dough for large. Thinner than handtossed, thicker than thin.
Terran Flux
Yo, who doesn't have strawberry lemonade? I guess I'll take some of that Aquafina instead. Can you split the bread twists 50/50 garlic and parmesan?
You have me a bit confused, boneless chicken, as in boneless chicken wings right? Because I want wings, that are boneless. Buffalo, hot, whatever spicy sauce you got.
A pizza place without mozz sticks, you're really going down the tube lately!
I live about 5 minutes from Brooklyn and never heard of such a thing. I think that's just called medium thickness bro
Terran Flux
Ok, and for the chicken, do you want the 8 piece, or the 14 piece?
As for your drink, do you want a 20 ounce, or a 2 liter?
Terran Flux
Mmmm bonesless wings. better play it safe and hook me up with that 14 pc.
What am I gonna do with a 2 liter bottle of water? I just want the classic 20 fl oz bottle of Aquafina bruh
Terran Flux
Drink it, duh.
Anyway, as for the 50/50 bread twists, we can't do that.
Either all parmesan, or all garlic.
Terran Flux
-_-
you literally... nevermind.
parmesan
Terran Flux
Fine 20 oz, 14 piece boneless hot wings, parmesan bread twists, and a bacon, pepperoni, and extra cheese pizza. Anything else?
Terran Flux
Nope, I think that covers everything my good sir!
Terran Flux
Ok, so, 7.99 for the pizza, 10.49 for the chicken, 5.99 for the bread twists, and 1.89 for the drink.
Carryout or delivery?
Terran Flux
I'll have that ready for pickup, how long will it be?
Terran Flux
27.76 is your total, and it will be ready in 10 to 15 minutes.
Terran Flux
Great, do you take credit card here? I might be a bit late hope you don't mind.
Terran Flux
We'll keep the pizza warm for you, and we do take credit card.
Terran Flux
Sweet, see you soon-ish!
Terran Flux
No problem.
*starts putting the food in the oven*
Terran Flux
*scrolls through airplane ticket prices*
Hmmmm
Terran Flux
You're not that far from me. You can drive.
Terran Flux
*looks at Google maps*
Hmmmm, decisions!
Terran Flux
Well, the food'll be waiting when you eventually arrive.
Terran Flux
Sounds like a plan. I'm gonna go to sleep first then pick it up. See you soon!
Terran Flux
Woah...woah...you want us to keep the pizza warm for over 5 hours after it was ordered?
Terran Flux
Night all
Terran Flux
Dam I read all that nonsense. Why are you guys spamming the board with fluff? I want my time back! With spicy wings..
Forestavia, Alistia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
I log into it at least every 7 days so it keeps gaining influence actually.
Alistia, Malcholm, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
OMG even closer now
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
This is pizza role play!
Good man, Elysium can take your order.
Terran Flux
*fumbles out of bed*
Guess I should go and pickup my order...
Terran Flux
Yes!
And these prices are accurate, too.
Terran Flux
Sweet dreams!
Save me a slice!
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Well, I didn't have sweet dreqams, but I did have 5 hours of not being able to go to sleep.
Terran Flux
Tormented by the thought of the pizza going cold?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
No, we have a heat rack.
So, you know, I got 4 hours of sleep.
Terran Flux
Only a couple pages of 1000
Terran Flux
That's what keeps me awake at night tbh
You're triggering my PTSD!
Terran Flux
Plot twist: [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] and [nation=short]the_immortal_elysium[/nation] are the same person (with multiple personality disorder), and they are arguing with their other personalty
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, The Bears
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