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Region: The Mystical Council
The poll following the ones that are up right now will take Lemon's idea (the poll from the Battle Guard awhile back) and make the offices permanent instead of a temporary thing. As it stands right now the offices can be disbanded if Oak returns. My aim is to make the offices stay even if Oak returns. I didn't explain this very well in the telegram I just sent out.
Truxol
Endorse Alistia
Alistia, New Bacon, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae
Thanks Lemon Man. I thought I was cured a few days ago but the sickness came back, with a vengeance.
If I die, I bequeath all my belongings and the Red Hot Chili Pepper empire to you Truxol.
Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Ah man, I didn't see Alistia! I knew about Parakka and Bacon but Alistia is over there flying under the cover of night. Gathering endorsements stealth mode.
Alistia, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
The current election is to replace Malcholm's seat.
Truxol
Power vacuum!
Forestavia, Truxol
*Starts sneaking fireproof communist manifestos under Parakka's doorstep*
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Parakka Northland
No, it is for Truxol's seat.
Truxol used to be on the council, but since July 1st he became minister, but he still had to juggle both potions on the council and as a minister.
So technically we have an empty seat right now. That's for whom the election is: To fill the seat.
Forestavia, New Bacon, Truxol
Legalese Format:
Section I.
It shall be unlawful for anyone to ban the founder nation from the region at any instance thereto.
Section II.
Anyone who bans the founder can face a suspension from office for up to one election cycle [three months].
Just thought I'd give you an idea of what what a law looks like in legalese format. Consider this format when people complain about GRAMMAR!!!.
Truxol, Viva Italia
Not bad. I still like my wording better. It's more...specific. Looks like my proposal might not pass though.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
Oops. That's right. Forgot about that. Thanks for pointing that out. Where is my mind?
Truxol, Mugwop
No endorsements? I need to reverse my strategy and keep Parakka in power now.
Truxol, Parakka Northland
The officers are always permanent unless the region voted otherwise or we get raided.
Truxol
*uses it for carpet underlay to help resist fire upstairs*
Forestavia
*laughs manically*
Soon your house will be full of communism!
*munches on stronk russian turnip*
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland
I sadly lost bacons ;(
Gyuamno, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
*walks up and down on the upstairs carpet thinking that finally im getting to walk all over communism*
*communism seeps into your feet*
Gyuamno
*communism expelled due to it being a fraud system. Then start to rip up the communist drivel from the first floor carpet underlay*
Capitalism Hoh!
[nation=short]truxol[/nation] can you take over the court trial today, tomorrow and Friday? I'm very limited on time.
Truxol
Will do.
Hail delegate Alistia!
Congratz boo ;*
You'll probably hold it for a few days, if not hours before the Mystical Council elite unendorse and overthrow you. You'll soon be replaced by their puppet!
Forestavia, Alistia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
[nation=short]alistia[/nation] ;)
Alistia, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae
Congrats [nation=short]Alistia[/nation]
Forestavia, Alistia, Barishmacht, Truxol, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae
Congratulations Alistia
Forestavia, Alistia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Thank you.
I will serve to the best of my ability!
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Barishmacht, Truxol, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae
Congrats on becoming delegate. Guess we will never know if I would have stepped down at 100 days.
Forestavia, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae
OOC:
[B]Read all about it!. New editions of The Force Flyer, Voice of the Union, and The Weekly Update. And try [nation=short]All Wild Things[/nation]’ Orienteering challenge.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=818815
Barishmacht, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae
Mugwop is ranked as the most extreme in the region. Misley is ranked second only to our Lord and Savior.
Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Unless Alistia is part of the elite.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Truxol, Parakka Northland, Untoreragarekinae
Ay yo people. Endorse me pls
Exotic Lemon
Well define elite isn't it. I would certainly say he is in an elite group just not sure which one haha
Forestavia, Alistia
Lol!
Hey I am back. I see [nation=short]alistia[/nation] is delegate now
Alistia, Untoreragarekinae
I am considering running again. But first, I want to see Alisitia's plan
Truxol
Congratulations Judge [nation=short]Barishmacht[/nation]! You will be replacing Truxol on the Lunar Council. I think Truxol is supposed to remain on the Council for the trial though.
Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Congratulations [nation=short]barishmacht[/nation]
Forestavia, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae
That is true
Your Honor,
I have presented more evidence for you, Bacon, and Malcholm to consider.
Truxol
I'm going to tackle this next. It took me awhile to find this post. I want to see what Bacon has in the constitution first, what we voted on last September, and come up with some options that are simple and straight forward.
I'll take Common Stock! I figure it's worth the risk since we have a Fire Chief now. ;)
Truxol
The Fire Chief needs to be sure to include volcanic activity and the number of regional fires they put out (or started for that matter) in their report to the Prime Minister.
Truxol, Untoreragarekinae
[B]Praise your Lord [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation]![/B]
He will purify you from your sins and corruption, in his blessed fire.
A vote for Lord [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation] is a vote for the Holy Fire.
Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae
Post self-deleted by Untoreragarekinae.
Post self-deleted by Untoreragarekinae.
I write myself, Untoreragarekinae, in as a candidate for the Fire Chief!
I will show you that fires can be extinguished via dropkick!
Vote for me, Untoreragarekinae, and the fires will be kicked into submission by sweaty martial artists!
Alistia
If I get a contract with TMC fire you better provide good services
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_mystical_council_news_agency/detail=factbook/id=858835 our new article is out. Sorry its short but I didn't have much time
Gyuamno
hey guys its [nation=short]exotic lemon[/nation]. The original owner of [nation=short]civilisunio[/nation] asked for it back, so I no longer control it. I repeat, I do not own it anymore.
New Bacon
I like [nation=short]Borbun[/nation]'s name.
Reminds me of Bourbon from Metro 2033. A true hero :'(
Truxol
*screams*
Gyuamno, Truxol
Do you have any idea what time it is?! People are trying to sleep around here!
Truxol
Oh boy this is an important weather announcement:
We have a [nation=short]Low_Pressure_System[/nation] in the region!
Malcholm, Truxol
Shush, I'm trying to sleep.
STEP RIGHT UP TO THE MYSTICAL COUNCIL CASINO.
[nation=short]Forestavia[/nation] wanted to start casino games, and his first being blackjack. I have set up the tables and I invite all to try their hand!
Let me know if you want to play! :D
All players start with a $250 voucher!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=859356
Forestavia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
We have a lot of new people in the region. Especially since forest was too lazy to revive the founder
Gyuamno, Truxol
If its blackjack I wouldnt mind playing
Gyuamno, Truxol
I believe they will make great friends.
It's not a matter of being lazy. He has said repeatedly time and time again, the founder will be revived if the region is under attack. Oakplumington is a puppet, and if he doesn't want it to be active then it's his own volition.
This is the same as to me to ask you this: [nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation], please revive Federal_Commonwealth_Refounder it's my favorite nation you have! It's your choice to revive it, not mine. Of course, you will revive the Federal Commonwealth Refounder if it's needed, but you don't need it right now... so why keep it active?
Forestavia, Truxol
Sweet, you can play alone (the beauty of blackjack) if you'd like. We can play later, I will always act as the house in the beginning. Until it gains traction then we can rotate dealers. As disclosure, I will be using this site to deal cards: https://www.random.org/playing-cards/
There will be six decks used during our games, as is tradition for a casino to use six to eight.
I made a blackjack java program....only a little buggy.
OOOO Immortal Elysium Proprietary software!
That may be better to use, if you could link it somewhere?
One: It's a one player program, the computer plays the dealer
Two: It's java, not javascript, so it can only be ran if you have downloaded java or have a java compiler/editor/runner thing.
Three: All my code is on my usb which is all the way in the living room.
Oh darn...
Well out of all of those, I think three is the main roadblock
Would still need a computer though.
chill ya commie. I know forest has a right to do what he wants with his nations. I meant it more as a warning to any potential raiders reading the RMB
Gyuamno, Truxol
Dude thats cool. Who cares about it being buggy
Truxol
[nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] is my favorite commie
Gyuamno, Truxol
If I ever make it to the living room, I may post some code and link it or something.
I will chill once communism reigns over the Mystical Council!
Truxol
I will be gone for the next few days (5). I may or may not have access to a computer
Gyuamno, Truxol
See you soon Lemon Man!
New Bacon, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
Post self-deleted by The Immortal Elysium.
Post self-deleted by The Immortal Elysium.
@Fezchia! No......
Gyuamno, New Bacon
i keeled 'im
Truxol
For those who are interested here is the link to The Regional Alliance Discord server https://discord.gg/X7bvxkG
New Bacon, Malcholm
*Ahem*
*Cleans ears*
Did you say [I]too crazy[/I]?
Truxol, Parakka Northland
Boooooooooooo!
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland
[nation=short]Alistia[/nation]!
You're the new Fire Chief! Grant yourself all possible powers because our region's fire chief is going to be all powerful. After all you've got to be all powerful to fight volcanoes.
Gyuamno
NS has a new mobile layout?
Gyuamno, Truxol, Parakka Northland
They've been adding a lot of new features to NS lately. Exciting times. :)
New Bacon, Parakka Northland
The volcanic fires of Mount Lord [nation=short]MuGWOP[/nation] cannot be tamed. It is a futile attempt.
Forestavia
Don't we have a minister of culture anymore?
Gyuamno, Truxol
Lucernism Day was on the 19th. Hope it was a good one! I forgot about it this year.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol
I guess he isn't important enough :(
[nation=short]alistia[/nation] Congratz, try not to burn us alive!
Alistia, Truxol, Parakka Northland
I thought my phone was messing up tbh haha.
I like the menu vertical not horizontal oh well.
New Bacon, Truxol
NS has a new mobile layout?
Well, at least since yesterday.
It was quite a surprise for me since I was mostly on Stately.
New Bacon
Wuts that
Truxol
A: it's a phone application
I r smart
Truxol
*slow clap*
Truxol, Parakka Northland
*slightly faster clap*
Gyuamno
Actually it was [nation=short]Teurs[/nation] by a default vote, but you didn't bother to appoint him as Oak, and you didn't bother to notify the delegate as the minister responsible for polling :|
Alistia, Truxol
Well, Teurs never accepted the nomination soooooo. I don't know the validity of having him in office for something he never accepted.
Alistia, New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Fair point I guess.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
MUHAHAHAHAH!
I AM THE GOD KING OF TMC! ALL SHOW BOW BEFORE ME!
[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I order you to forge me a special ring made from the fires of Mount Doom.
Gyuamno, Exotic Lemon
Hmm.....why do I think that's a bad idea?
Alistia, Parakka Northland
OMG! You guys got the clap and it's spreading!
*Thinks twice about inviting you all fishing this weekend*
Truxol
I don't fish.
Ok you so called filthy god king...
Alistia
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