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Region: The Mystical Council
What region?
The Russian federation of politics, it was a Russia themed region me and Forestavia were in before combing here, in fact this region was formed when the founder mother rus didn’t want us to role play on the RMB, which was a real big mistake because the region only continued to decline in activity until it just kinda died.
Oakplumington, Definitely Not Gyuamno
I still have my nation from it tho!!!!!!
Oakplumington
Oakplumington you forgot to mention to worship of the celery, lemon, potato and sacrificing people in volcanoes.
I cant remember if I said hi or not Galvatronus Prime, but anyway welcome. I'm Parakka as most people know me as. I'll can certainly contest that this region definitely has its ups and downs but generally speaking we pull together in the end.
Alaska Oblast, Oakplumington, Aremnant, Galvatronus Prime
Nice to meet you!
Yes, all regions have their moments, but I've already seen that this region knows how to do things!
New Vedan, Oakplumington, Parakka Northland
Yeah I kind of have an issue.
Ah a beautiful flag! I forgot all about it!
How is everyone? There was a glitch in the system that converted our region into Russian. I'm working with my crack team of translators to restore it to English! BEAR with me!
Alistia, Parakka Northland, Aremnant
Hello Timetells how do you do?
Oakplumington
Wow 10 days as delegate, surpassed all my wildest fantasies.
Oakplumington, Parakka Northland, Aremnant
And you having my endorsement for those 10 has surpassed mine.
Oakplumington, Parakka Northland
Quick let’s all pull our endorsements now that he’s dared to mention it.
Oakplumington, Parakka Northland
Quite titillating if I do say old chap!
Oakplumington
The election is running! Let the campaigns begin!
*Time reference for R/D people. Time is confusing so I'm going to make an additional note here to be thorough. This poll was started about 10:30pm EST and will run for three days.
New Vedan
Not a bad position from an RP perspective. I don't think joining would have an effect on our ability to RP though but I'd have to check.
at everybody
Let me put it like this. Is there anyone here in the region who is absolutely happy/excited about the opportunity to join this interregional alliance? Now is the time to jump up and down and let your voice be heard. Otherwise, I will decline KR's offer.
New Vedan
My questions would be how will this work in practice? Who else is in said alliance? How will it effect our region etc?
New Vedan, Alley Cats, Aremnant
I will find answers to these questions.
We have two really qualified candidates. This is a very hard decision. I'm open to changing my vote if I'm sufficiently convinced.
Parakka Northland
*drunkenly stumbles through the door*
Qualified, you say?
Alley Cats, Aremnant
*eats a entire bag of Shrooms* “yeah man were qualified, the mushrooms gives me the ability to see the shadow people, and they make the best advisors.”
Alley Cats, Aremnant, Definitely Not Gyuamno
You sure you don't want to run as a write-in? So many of our politicians these days are either drunk or high.
Aremnant, Definitely Not Gyuamno
Um, sure
After countless hours of hard work, the elite task force of expert translators finally restored the region's world factbook entry back to our mother tongue, English!
New Vedan
son of a b**** i always miss the polls!
And this is the second Lunar Council election this year where I was the only one who voted....This region is surely running on fumes. Oh well, as per request, my dear Delegate, I have upgraded The Bear Country to Blue status. I would like to remind you that now we have shadow people advising one of our region's Lunar Councillors. We will have to watch to see if they are compromised in any way.
-At everyone-
I'm pleased to announce that this is the first time since Wolflandil retired that our region has had a full Lunar Council, which is good news. We will also be having another Lunar Council election next month so that we can have someone on back-up in case someone on the Lunar Council becomes inactive.
Alistia, Parakka Northland, Definitely Not Gyuamno
My humble Oak, I applaud your steadfast commitment in upgrading our dear fellow compatriots of the bear country to blue status!
That is good we have a full Lunar Council! I will be sure to prevent the shadow people from overthrowing the government!
Parakka Northland, Aremnant
It’s better than The Communist Confederate Union
Oakplumington
If it makes u feel any better I would have voted if I wasn’t running, thanks for the deciding vote tho I really appreciate it.
“Breaking news, New vedan has recently been elected to a lunar council position to be held concurrently with our country’s position on the solar council. This marks the first time our region has had a full lunar council since the resignation of Woldlandil several years back and is considered a major leap forward in the recent thawing of relations between New Vedan and the rest of the region that has occurred largely due to the policy’s of our recently elected leader Krashgar Dragargon who is expected to give a speech tomorrow on New Vedans evolving role in the region, Where it is speculated that he may finally lift the order of isolation that was imposed during the later half of the reign of former leader and communist revolutionary Kragon khalin. Sutch a announcement would be a major turning point in for the future of our great country for better or worse.”
Oakplumington
You've been letting an imposter run the region!
New Vedan, Definitely Not Gyuamno
“Sorry sir I think one of the clones Escaped the lab, I’ll have men track it down.”
“No don’t bother I want all men here until we’ve found out how he managed to get out, we cannot allow any more of them to leave this facility.”
“Is that really wise sir? If a clo-“
“YOU WILL DO AS YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER COMMANDS PRIVATE!!!!”
“SIR YES SIR!!!!” *leaves*
“Damn when brass hears about this there going to come down hard on everyone especially the head of security detail. I’ve got to lock everything down and make sure as few people as possible know that this happened or I’ll be court marshaled.”
Definitely Not Gyuamno
SHADOW PEOPLE!!!!!
New Vedan
They are really dying fast over there.
Based on the name alone, doesn't seem like it would be too hard for most regions to be 'better' than them.
New Vedan
Agreed, you can be either the Communist Union or the Confederate Union but not both.
Alistia, Definitely Not Gyuamno
I probably won't be on too often for awhile. I've been sick in real life. I'll try to check in on the region every now and then to make sure things are okay.
New Vedan, Exotic Lemon, Definitely Not Gyuamno
Get well soon my dear Oak, you are the glue that keeps us together!
New Vedan, Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
Hope you feel better soon
New Vedan, Alley Cats
Get well soon m8.
Alley Cats
Is there anybody out there?
Just about
Thanks guys. I'm just checking to make sure the region's ok. Everything looks good. Hey Big Daddy, you've been delegate awhile. You should create a government. I mean, unless you prefer a small government consisting of you and Solar Councilor Vedan.
I'll be back for the Lunar Council election in a week or so. I'm also gonna put Alley cats on vacation mode just in case.
Parakka Northland, Definitely Not Gyuamno
Good idea big Oak, some stability it appears in the region! I will get to work constructing a government soon! I will keep everything under control in the meanwhile!
Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
Ok guys we need to get this region active agin and the best way to do that is start a RP and maybe send out a few invites. I’ve pinned the old rule book from my time in dark stars to the board and I think we should use it as a base point for the next role play, all we have to do is decide what theme we want to go with and what rules need to change and then I’ll amend the colonial survival guide to reflect those changes, or I suppose we could just keep it the way it is and have a space rp, might need to refound new worlds or dark stars for it to not conflict with the mystical councils lore tho if we take that route.
PS the survival guide as it is now was brought over with the founding New Vedanian population lore wise and copy’s have since been made and distributed to the general public so feel free to reference it in character if you want.
Parakka Northland, Alley Cats
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1248384
Alley Cats
OOohhh, we're a blue embassy. Fancy. :o
Alley Cats
I'm back.
I think you're the only one.
Alley Cats
lol! I think you're right. The only thing this region really responds to is getting raided. Then suddenly everybody wakes up and sees their land being attacked.
But seriously it looks like Parakka, New Vedan, Voyager, and Gyuamno have all been active within the last two weeks so that's pretty good for this region. :)
21St Century Rome, Definitely Not Gyuamno
Welcome! Feel free to become part of our community. New Vedan is getting ready to start an RP. We have a Lunar Council election coming up in... I missed august...September. We have a dual government. We operate mostly under the Delegate's government but if I disagree with something that government does I can call on my government called the Lunar Council to request permission to veto any action with 3 votes.
That's, uh, one way to get your region to be active.
Oh no!
Oakplumington!
Also I’m back so yay!
Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
It can be called aggressive support checks
Alley Cats
Just don't forget to participate in our birthday games in about a month! :D
Alley Cats
What do you guys think about Trump wanting to Buy Greenland?
With our founder nation in the boneyard we should be expecting a new check to arrive soon.
Alley Cats
I've been neglecting my little puppets, I mean ermmm fellow citizens! As delegate I promise to take a more proactive role in regional governance!
Don't hold me to the above because I'm actually a lazy pos.
Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
The poll should have been, should the mystical council buy Greenland. Then we can raid the Greenland region if enough people vote yes :)
Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
Good idea, let's go take it before someone else does.
Parakka Northland, Alley Cats
Your not suggesting we try to become novice raiders? haha
Alley Cats
Lemon! You are a genius! I love it! Aggressive support checks.... I like the sound of that.
Exotic Lemon
Yeah, that happens with me on occasion. But I did good this time. Only Southern Forestavia and Oak CTE. I'm getting better at remembering vacation mode! ;)
Vedan, Definitely Not Gyuamno
I think it's an interesting thought. I would be cool with it if Greenland and Denmark both agreed and if the US could afford it. I haven't really been following the news lately but I bet the Russian and Danish governments are probably having some interesting conversations with each other about Trump's idea. Imagine a world where America was in charge of the North Pole. Mwahahaha!
Only America can keep the Arctic from melting. We would design the world's first ever Glacier Maker!
Santa Claus would forever be an American! And all naughty children would get clean coal in their stockings after paying huuuuuuuge tariffs.
Vedan, Definitely Not Gyuamno
I'm glad your back again Aremnant. I was sad when you died off.
Definitely Not Gyuamno
It wont happen the Danish wont sell it. Not to mention I doubt the US could afford it.
Alley Cats
Donnie can afford it himself, he's a multi millionaire. He's going to buy it and rename it Trumpland.
New Vedan, Alley Cats
The Danish will come around to it one way or the other. Greenland has long been a drain on the much smaller danish economy which is overtaxed as it is. Denmark simply does not have enough money to develop Greenland any farther and it shows, None of Greenlands city's are connected by roads and they have a extremely high rate of Poverty and Suicide, The island is already militarily controlled by the united states and the Chinese already have there eyes on it too. The danish simply can no longer retain that territory now that its caught the attention of two rival world powers. The CIA will do some behind the scenes stuff to make Greenland and Denmark warm up to the idea and the Europeans leaders will probably get a deal to make Denmark sell it so they can continue underfunding there military's. The President can get what he wants on this one.
Alley Cats
I wouldn't be surprised if he really did rename it after himself.
Definitely Not Gyuamno
https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=2143?start=0
Vedan
how sweet
Alley Cats
Looks like we're all being stocked, bought, and sold on the open market!
Nice work, O silent one.
Vedan, Aremnant
Ahhh 21 days. Nothing like the impending doom and the thrill of immediate death to get the blood flowing.
Aremnant
Always good too see this region is still around
Alley Cats
Personally I dont see that happening. Especially with the current relationship between the EU and US. If the EU do create there own armed forces, which they well at some point I cant see them giving Greenland up as it would be as much a base for them to monitor the US as it is for the US to monitor Russia and Europe.
Alley Cats
I doubt it, europe currently has other priorities and they have for quite a long while now. If they wanted to build up a proper military now it would take several years and either a large tax increase or a slashing of public services. Both of which would be suicide for a current European politician. In addition even if they did build up a military trying to drive us out of Greenland would be profoundly stupid. We could always just refuse to leave and there is no way the public would support a war to drive us out of the place. Plus if Europe and the USA ever start feuding we could just ally with Russia and force them Into a two front war with two Nuclear superpowers. Plus the EU has more artic territory in Scandanavia anyways. If Denmark is going to keep the island then there going to need more than the EU by there side, there gonna need China. And that would be like throwing Gasoline onto a open flame.
Alley Cats
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What are you talking about?
I mean, is Greenland really all that "green". Trumpland would be much better. 51 states of America here we come!
But seriously, I think Greenland should just declare independence from Denmark. Problem solved. The issue wouldn't be an issue anymore.
Europe keeping an eye on us? Have relations really gotten that bad?
You hit that nail on the head for sure. Our national debt is a problem. I'm worried about my country. I really like President Trump because he's primarily putting our interests first, but he's spending even more money than Obama did. I don't agree with everything he says or does but I don't think he's a bad guy.
Aremnant
The national debt is definitely way too high. If anything causes us to cease to be a major power it'll be the debt. I dont know how were supposed to pay it off.
So......you guys wanna try tag raiding?
I'm just spit balling so to speak but I would say that EU relations with the US is lower than it has been for decades due to Trump.
I can honestly envision a day eventually when it comes that the US wont be able to pay its debts and then I think god help the world economy.
Alley Cats
What's up my sexy friends?
Alley Cats
I just found a guy in Iwaku that's wanting to organize a raiding drill for his region and is needing raiders. This could be a good exercise for the Mystical Military. You guys intrested?
Alley Cats
I don't think I'm active enough right now for military operations to be honest.
The sky.
*drops the mic*
How're you doin' these days, Big Daddy?
Definitely Not Gyuamno
God forbid. That would be a dark day for us as well as the entire world.
Parakka Northland
I'm doing okay these days. Not super awesome, but not bad. Just existing honestly. Thanks for checking in Oaky. I'm in the same boat as Oak, my activity level isn't really compatible with any military operations.
Alley Cats
Well there went the Mystical Military I guess. :(
Alley Cats, Aremnant
Well, I sent a telegram to Definitely Not Gyuamno, but since he hasn't been online in a few days, posting this here too:
It's our region's 5th birthday! :D
Your region's had a team every year we've held this, so it'd be great if you could put together a team this year too. (and it'll make sure you get to keep your dedicated embassy)
Hopefully it'll be fun this year, we already have 3 regions participating, (and hopefully we can get a few more)
If you want to participate, fill out this form and telegram it to me:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1093054
Thanks! :D
New Vedan, Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
LEMON! Exotic Lemon, I see you. You'd better apply, pretty sure you participated last 2 times. xD
New Vedan, Exotic Lemon, Alley Cats
How would you
I'm definitely attending.
21St Century Rome, Alley Cats
*chases Alley Cats with a net to get ya to participate* :p
Alley Cats
I know. I just haven't been active enough for it.
Put me down. Just tell me what I've gotta do and I'll try my best.
Gyuamno, 21St Century Rome
*Swats net with paw*
All you gotta do is send me a telegram with the application from the form at the bottom of the dispatch. Or really, just promise not to cheat/use internet/family/friends, etc. :p
Alley Cats
Er, unless you meant what to do for the festival. In which, the events are in the dispatch, but the exact details vary by day. xD
Alley Cats
I promise not to cheat. And I'll fill the form out, too!
Post self-deleted by Alley Cats.
I took my name off of the military. Not resigning. Just taking a leave of absence.
I totally misunderstood this for some reason. Yeah, I meant the festival.
21St Century Rome
I was a little confused for a bit, but alright. xD
I do that to people. Confusion is my expertise. ;)
I'm so good at it that I confuse myself half the time!
I will definitely try to attend, not sure how active I can be though.
Alley Cats
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