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Nordrlond wrote:Hospitallers balls taste like sweet onions?

Whoaa Whoaa hang on there a minute.I mean what!

Selven wrote:*bagpipers beat him to death with claymores*

*Turns into a skeleton*

Nordrlond I sent you a TG.

Selven wrote:Nordrlond I sent you a TG.

Say it in the rmb so i can see c;

*bagpipers descend from the skies, playing Scottish songs*

Oakplumington

Selven wrote:Nordrlond I sent you a TG.

no u didnt

Pyrosky

This is even funnier than I expected!

BEGIN THE RITUAL!!!!!!!!

EAT THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpifwsNHt0M

Nordrlond wrote:no u didnt

Yes I did. I want to be Grand Pooh-Bah of Bagpipers.

Pyrosky

Selven wrote:Yes I did. I want to be Grand Pooh-Bah of Bagpipers.

i replyed to that :P

Nordrlond wrote:i replyed to that :P

But nothing happened.

Selven wrote:But nothing happened.

your not in the region u dummy

Selven wrote:But nothing happened.

Just give him the position.At the end of the day,isnt it everyones dream to be grand poo-bah of bagpipers!

Selven, Pyrosky

Nordrlond wrote:your not in the region u dummy

Sorry, been a long day.

Miss anything?

Selven wrote:Miss anything?

Seems like evryones off for now

Crusaderville

Post self-deleted by Vedan.

Welp it looks like I've finally been coupd. (Took y'all long enough) so that means any obligations I have to the region are nullified so I'm gone. If you wanna get in touch with me contact [Nation]house blackthorn[/nation] it's my newest nation.

Pyrosky, Oakplumington, Order Of Hospitallers

Vedan wrote:Welp it looks like I've finally been coupd. (Took y'all long enough) so that means any obligations I have to the region are nullified so I'm gone. If you wanna get in touch with me contact [Nation]house blackthorn[/nation] it's my newest nation.

If you just changed your flag and classification you would be welcomed in open arms :P

Vedan wrote:Welp it looks like I've finally been coupd. (Took y'all long enough) so that means any obligations I have to the region are nullified so I'm gone. If you wanna get in touch with me contact [Nation]house blackthorn[/nation] it's my newest nation.

Whats Vedan gonna do now?

*Stirs pot*

Order Of Hospitallers

POTATO!

Order Of Hospitallers, South Vanuatu

((OOC- Checking in real quick before I go to bed for the night))

Pyrosky, Order Of Hospitallers

Oakplumington wrote:POTATO!

We must support "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:We must support "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"

He is better than the commie.

Nordrlond, Order Of Hospitallers, South Vanuatu

Hello from the outside!

Pyrosky

Gagala wrote:Hello from the outside!

Howdy.

WE HAVE A CHOICE BETWEEN COMMUNISM AND POTATOES, STARVING AND EATING! THE CHOICE IS CLEAR. I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO VOTE AGAINST THE COMMUNIST.

Everloyal wrote:He is better than the commie.

Who isn't?

Gagala wrote:Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

Pyrosky

South Vanuatu wrote:

How did you change my post?Cool magic trick though.;)

Pyrosky

Gagala wrote:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

0.

Just edit the thing when you quote it ;)

South Vanuatu wrote:0.

Gagala is stupid!

BTW takes about 100000000000000 potatoes to kill an Irishman.But in ireland we call it a spud

Gagala wrote:BTW takes about 100000000000000 potatoes to kill an Irishman.But in ireland we call it a spud

It takes 0.

Irish plague ;)

Irishmen die without potatoes.

South Vanuatu wrote:It takes 0.

Irish plague ;)

Irishmen die without potatoes.

Well that is true.The Irish flag should be a picture of a potato

Gagala wrote:Well that is true.The Irish flag should be a picture of a potato

With an x through the potato XD

South Vanuatu wrote:With an x through the potato XD

No.That is blasphemous!Putting an X through a potato.Everyone should be able to see it in its potatoey glory!

Gagala wrote:No.That is blasphemous!Putting an X through a potato.Everyone should be able to see it in its potatoey glory!

But Ireland not have of potato. Latvia has potato.

South Vanuatu wrote:But Ireland not have of potato. Latvia has potato.

We have plenty of potatoes.It is latvia that doesn't have a potato

South Vanuatu

South Vanuatu wrote:I am a communist and i hope misley wins.

wow

Pyrosky, Order Of Hospitallers

Mcdonalds Asia wrote:I support Hitler, his genocide was perfectly fine, people are just brainwashed into thinking he was evil. He had a perfectly good reason for carrying out the Holocaust, I don't understand why nobody understands his rationale for it.

Dayummm

Pyrosky

Mcdonalds Asia wrote:wow

wow hes a communist!?!

We need to have nordrlond come on and dismiss him again lol

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:wow hes a communist!?!

We need to have nordrlond come on and dismiss him again lol

You realise he edited that, right...? Also, why'd you suppress my post?

Its still anarchy -_-

Forestavia

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:I am sexually attracted to AK-47s... #ammosexual

Pyrosky

[nation=short]Nordrlond[/nation], approve this: http://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=thomas_branson_iii_1459724549

Nordrlond

South Vanuatu wrote:[nation=short]Nordrlond[/nation], approve this: http://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=thomas_branson_iii_1459724549

Done

Mystical Council, it's been fun! But this half of me needs to return to where it belongs. If you need me for anything, contact me via [nation=short]malcholm[/nation].

Forestavia, Nordrlond

Pyrosky wrote:Mystical Council, it's been fun! But this half of me needs to return to where it belongs. If you need me for anything, contact me via [nation=short]malcholm[/nation].

You should make a embassy request with New Celtic Order id do it, but i cant since im in here.

Thats my main region

Malcholm

Vote 'for' condemn Caelapes

Canatana wrote:Vote 'for' condemn Caelapes

Just look four comments down

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:Wtf is bacon doing

It appears Bacon is on a recruiting expedition.

Nordrlond

Wow! The region is still here! Get the mayhem all out of your systems everyone. Order shall be restored starting tomorrow night. 24 more hours is craziness!

Malcholm, Denmarkistania

Post self-deleted by Bacon Omega Force.

Forestavia wrote:Wow! The region is still here! Get the mayhem all out of your systems everyone. Order shall be restored starting tomorrow night. 24 more hours is craziness!

Thank God! I also noticed Hospitallers spying. Nice one!

Malcholm

Here's a time line of some major events coming up for our region.

April - Founder proposes new constitution.

April/May - The Region's Info Center will get completely updated from top to bottom. It will be more organized and easier to use than ever before!

May - The region compares the current and new constitutions and then adds more changes producing a document none of us will agree with completely but a document that nonetheless will be deemed "good enough".

June/July - The Constitution is adopted this summer. "It's about time, Oak!"

October/Novemer - Zombie Apocalypse/And another 4 day period of anarchy.

January 2017 - The founder "ceases to exist"

[spoiler=Wait, what was that last one?]We live in a world where the unexpected happens all the time. So to best prepare ourselves for the day when I actually cease to exist for real, we are going to have a drill. An emergency "Oh no! The founder just ceased-to-exist!" drill. After the drill is over I'll bring Oakplumington back. I'll rise from the dead. Zombie Apocalypse II! I just want to make sure that this region is prepared for the worst-case scenario. This place is really fun and I want to make sure that there is a system in place to keep it as open and free as possible.[/spoiler]

Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers

Forestavia wrote:[spoiler=Wait, what was that last one?]We live in a world where the unexpected happens all the time. So to best prepare ourselves for the day when I actually cease to exist for real, we are going to have a drill. An emergency "Oh no! The founder just ceased-to-exist!" drill. After the drill is over I'll bring Oakplumington back. I'll rise from the dead. Zombie Apocalypse II! I just want to make sure that this region is prepared for the worst-case scenario. This place is really fun and I want to make sure that there is a system in place to keep it as open and free as possible.[/spoiler]

Oooh fun!

Post by Forestavia suppressed by Everloyal.

Forestavia

Bacon Omega Force wrote:Thank God! I also noticed Hospitallers spying. Nice one!

Hospitallers, I'm going to bring you into a little project. You are definitely worthy.

*winks*

Forestavia wrote:Here's a time line of some major events coming up for our region.

April - Founder proposes new constitution.

April/May - The Region's Info Center will get completely updated from top to bottom. It will be more organized and easier to use than ever before!

May - The region compares the current and new constitutions and then adds more changes producing a document none of us will agree with completely but a document that nonetheless will be deemed "good enough".

June/July - The Constitution is adopted this summer. "It's about time, Oak!"

October/Novemer - Zombie Apocalypse/And another 4 day period of anarchy.

January 2017 - The founder "ceases to exist"

[spoiler=Wait, what was that last one?]We live in a world where the unexpected happens all the time. So to best prepare ourselves for the day when I actually cease to exist for real, we are going to have a drill. An emergency "Oh no! The founder just ceased-to-exist!" drill. After the drill is over I'll bring Oakplumington back. I'll rise from the dead. Zombie Apocalypse II! I just want to make sure that this region is prepared for the worst-case scenario. This place is really fun and I want to make sure that there is a system in place to keep it as open and free as possible.[/spoiler]

Why so log for the constitution

Post by Firstguygames suppressed by Nordrlond.

Firstguygames

Da fuq is going on here?

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:Why so log for the constitution

We want to do a really good job with it. Once this thing is adopted, the only way to change it will be through constitutional amendments.

Here's a sneak peak. I got up to section 21 so far. It's basically what we have now - just tweaked up a bit. I cut out a lot of redundancy.

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=oakplumington/detail=factbook/id=587227

Malcholm, Denmarkistania

Firstguygames wrote:Da fuq is going on here?

Hehehe. Long story....

I'm not quite done yet. Everything after section 21 in version two needs to be looked at again. But there it is side by side! The current working constitution as well as version 2. This is going to be a collaborative effort. If you have an idea, then please speak up!

Malcholm

I likt the flag

Forestavia, Nordrlond

Since yall are ejecting people I'm leaving. See ya later.

Zoo Park wrote:Since yall are ejecting people I'm leaving. See ya later.

If myou didn't have a mental disability you would knoe this is the last day of a regional holiday where all crime is legal

Oakplumington

At least most of the low intelligent puppets have left this region

Zoo Park wrote:Since yall are ejecting people I'm leaving. See ya later.

Check your telegrams. I sent one out to the region explaining the strange happenings a couple of days ago. This week was basically like a vacation for our region. But now we are transitioning back to within the strict letter of the law.

Malcholm

Our President of Sentagon is missing in action.

New Bacon, Malcholm

Oakplumington wrote:Our President of Sentagon is missing in action.

We should start a emergency election for its office.

Ill run

New Bacon

Can we start some sort of inpeachment process?

id like to impeach http://www.nationstates.net/nation=jegerkompaniet

I was telegrammed I'm back

Had fun vacating in the Rejected Realms

Malcholm, Oakplumington

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:We should start a emergency election for its office.

Ill run

Nvm :P

New Bacon

Hey what happened to me being the map minister too?

New Bacon wrote:Hey what happened to me being the map minister too?

Oops!

New Bacon

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:Can we start some sort of inpeachment process?

id like to impeach http://www.nationstates.net/nation=jegerkompaniet

We could....but on what basis?

According to the election schedule, on April 22nd, Jegerkompaniet and Noyan's seats will both be up. Only one nation will be elected to the Council since we need to return to a five member council. I just want to let you know that since an election is already coming up it may be in our best interest to just wait another two weeks for the election.

Malcholm

roleplay

A message sent from the wormhole command to all personnel within range:

"It appears the wormhole has returned to nominal functioning. We will be restoring nominal relations with The Mystical Council momentarily. Please stand by...."

A video overview of the April Fool's Day War between AU912 and Falmart And Eldant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJW0ukobszQ

OOC note:

Falmart And Eldant is one of my puppets.

Malcholm, Oakplumington

Post by Order Of Hospitallers suppressed by New Bacon.

Order Of Hospitallers

Oakplumington wrote:We could....but on what basis?

According to the election schedule, on April 22nd, Jegerkompaniet and Noyan's seats will both be up. Only one nation will be elected to the Council since we need to return to a five member council. I just want to let you know that since an election is already coming up it may be in our best interest to just wait another two weeks for the election.

thats 17 dfays away :P

On the basis that they have abandonded their duties to the government and the people

Oakplumington

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:thats 17 dfays away :P

On the basis that they have abandonded their duties to the government and the people

That's a pretty convincing case. It is true that Jegerkompaniet has missed several votes on important legislative matters in the past few months. Let me see if I can find something that could help you.

Malcholm, Order Of Hospitallers

Post by Order Of Hospitallers suppressed by New Bacon.

Order Of Hospitallers

days*

Oakplumington wrote:That's a pretty convincing case. It is true that Jegerkompaniet has missed several votes on important legislative matters in the past few months. Let me see if I can find something that could help you.

May i also say that they have not communicated with the council in 75 days.

proof:

2 hours ago: The Ancient Mystic Lands of Oakplumington appointed Jegerkompaniet as Lunar Council Member with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Mystical Council.

2 days 7 hours ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council rose from "Auxiliary" to "Contender".

3 days 7 hours ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

3 days 7 hours ago: Jegerkompaniet voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 3 of the election.

3 days 18 hours ago: The Ancient Mystic Lands of Nordrlond dismissed Jegerkompaniet as Lunar Council Member of The Mystical Council.

4 days ago: Jegerkompaniet voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 2 of the election.

4 days ago: The Ancient Mystic Lands of Oakplumington granted Border Control authority to Jegerkompaniet as Lunar Council Member in The Mystical Council.

4 days ago: Jegerkompaniet voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 1 of the election.

16 days ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".

17 days ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

34 days ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".

58 days ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

62 days ago: Jegerkompaniet was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.

65 days ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".

73 days ago: Jegerkompaniet's influence in The Mystical Council rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

75 days ago: Jegerkompaniet lodged a message on the The Mystical Council Regional Message Board.

New Bacon, Malcholm

Post by Oakplumington suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Oakplumington

This may help with building your case. Impeachment of a Lunar Council member is contingent on approval from Sentagon and the Delegate.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=polls/v=region:the_mystical_council

Post by Oakplumington suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Oakplumington

Darn, the link doesn't work.

New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Post by Forestavia suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Forestavia

First click on the "Do you like brownies?" link.

Then click on "The Mystical Council Polls" for every poll ever done.

New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Order Of Hospitallers

Post by Tumetu-Iin Noyan suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Tumetu-Iin Noyan

I had to suppress that post, it broke the watershed

New Bacon

Post by Nordrlond suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Nordrlond

Ill support the impeachment.

New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Post by Nordrlond suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Nordrlond

Tumetu-Iin Noyan wrote:I had to suppress that post, it broke the watershed

WATERSHED DOWN

New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Post by Rrepaimziaraseh suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Rrepaimziaraseh

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:

And they voted for We Are Not TBH. Y'all been smeckledorfed.

Post by Jegerkompaniet suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Jegerkompaniet

Order Of Hospitallers wrote:thats 17 dfays away :P

On the basis that they have abandonded their duties to the government and the people

Yea I have been doing a bad job. I resign from the Lunar Council for now.

New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Nordrlond

Post by New Bacon suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

New Bacon

Jegerkompaniet wrote:Yea I have been doing a bad job. I resign from the Lunar Council for now.

Alright

Post by Au912 Mystical Council Consulate suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Jegerkompaniet wrote:Yea I have been doing a bad job. I resign from the Lunar Council for now.

Thanks for responding. NationStates can be a big time drain sometimes. :P

Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm

Post by Forestavia suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Forestavia

Jegerkompaniet wrote:Yea I have been doing a bad job. I resign from the Lunar Council for now.

Alright. You are more than welcome to run for office in the future if time allows. You will always be welcome here in The Mystical Council. You are now officially a member of Sentagon!

And what's more, we have a five member council again. Yay!

New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Post by Oakplumington suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Oakplumington

Nordrlond, since you're the Delegate, you have the power to appoint a representative of your choosing to the Royal Senate to represent our region in the NSCNR.

New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Nordrlond

Post by Nordrlond suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Nordrlond

Oakplumington wrote:Nordrlond, since you're the Delegate, you have the power to appoint a representative of your choosing to the Royal Senate to represent our region in the NSCNR.

We will give a speach later.

New Bacon, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Post by Rrepaimziaraseh suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Rrepaimziaraseh

No posts for over 12 hours! Yaaay yaaaayyy!

New Bacon, Malcholm

Post by New Vedan suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

New Vedan

I have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found a treasure trove of old telegrams darting back to the zikzator regime the first period in mystical council history. Check out my Facebook to see the ones reletive to the region there's some really good stuff in there.

Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Nordrlond, Tumetu-Iin Noyan

Post by Tumetu-Iin Noyan suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Tumetu-Iin Noyan

New Vedan wrote:I have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found a treasure trove of old telegrams darting back to the zikzator regime the first period in mystical council history. Check out my Facebook to see the ones reletive to the region there's some really good stuff in there.

Whos this ziki person

Post by Denmarkistania suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

Denmarkistania

New Bacon wrote:Hey what happened to me being the map minister too?

We dont even have a map

Nordrlond, Order Of Hospitallers

Post by New Bacon suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.

New Bacon

Denmarkistania wrote:We dont even have a map

Yes we do you have to claim your area that's not already taken.

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