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Region: The Mystical Council
Some of you guys may freak when you see the embassy I agreed to is communist. Please don't. They have a few capitalist there and most nations are socialist, not communist. They were an embassy back in tso. They have helped the battle guard in several raids, and they have no affiliation with trf or other oppressive communists. I trust them completely
Kazukame, Forestavia, Malcholm
An answer to what?
the poll is still restricted to wa, yes.
non wa nations can still vote if they telegram us or mention us in a rmb post. (if they have proof of their wa)
for example, lampar posted yesterday to me that "i assume you know i am voting for myself"
so since he isn't wa because of his ban, his vote will be added to the poll results.
Malcholm
Due to my phone issues.... I might not be able to check nationstates as much as I have been throughout the day for a while unfortunately.
(Long story short, I returned my phone and now I don't have one as I can't get a new contract out so soon after being told I would be able to soooo I'm not a happy camper)
Malcholm, Asturias And Leon
Ok last I read before today, no one seemed willing to comply with my request, which is fine. But given that the situation stated here and then went to our back up region. I find that people's lack of willingness to comply rather frustrating, and thus the events that lead to my request being in my view unnecessary drama.
If people comply then, naturally we as the lunar council can actually look at the issue and go from there. Thus the events of that night might not have been unnecessary drama.
Forestavia, Malcholm
what's happening?
Lampar just going off and creating a new region out of the blue and declaring it a territory is pretty useless, just taking up embassy space
Parakka Northland
Not the first time that's happened lately
Civilisunio
Not sure to be honest
Asturias And Leon
so [nation=short]gagala[/nation] said they are preparing their statement.
i suggest [nation=short]stalini[/nation] and [nation=short]lampar[/nation] also prepare their statements.
I am just going to say that this is the second time lampar has misused his diplomatic status, and the LC should decide a punishment, if any, accordingly.
I don't see what the actual charges against lampar are though, someone should clarify.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
I am not unwilling to comply, I just told you guys I wasn't near a computer and had to use my phone. I will get you that next time I am at a computer.
Malcholm, Asturias And Leon
I will have a statement ready hopefully later today
That's fine and I obviously misunderstood what was said due to being very busy over the last few days
Malcholm, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
It's all good. I see why you were mad if it looked like I was on constantly and not getting your results. I am on my ohone most if the time
Forestavia, Malcholm
Dude I wasn't mad at all. If you thought that was me being mad then I'm afraid you have seen nothing yet haha
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
Excuse me? Do we have a problem here?
Asturias And Leon
Don't know do we? I was merely stating a fact unless you would claim to dispute what I said?
Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio
You were talking about my region I gave to tmc. Right?
I was referring to it yes as it was listed as a colony that you control and that there are similarities between your region and the one being referred to.
Morning
Forestavia, Malcholm
Wait what how did i get on the wrong rmb. Well.... sorry XD
Forestavia, Malcholm
Evening (it's 10:26pm here)
Forestavia, Malcholm
8:25am in the land down under
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Probably warmer weather than we have here in the UK at the moments
Malcholm
Hell no. Its 9 degrees celsius at my place ATM
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Ok I think I'll hold off on the move down under haha
Malcholm
Our weather is either extremely hot or extremely cold. There is no inbetween
Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Parakka Northland
Parakka which United Kingdom you live in? England or Wales is my guess
Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Civilisunio
Haha There's only one United Kingdom..... but I live in England
Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
That was my number one pick.
Parakka Northland
Have you ever been to York?
Not that I recall but I might have when I was a little kid
Do you mean which province? There's england, wales, north ireland, etc.
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Yeah I know, my auto correct made me seem like I have never heard of the U.K. I know the geography of most of Britainania
Civilisunio
I have always wanted to go there. I have a friend who used to live in Wiltshire, ever been there?
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Mugwop
btw, to the lc, my suggested punishment is just the full abolishment of lampars diplomat status.
Forestavia, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Lampar, Exotic Lemon
My statement regarding the [nation=short]lampar[/nation] scandal
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=exotic_lemon/detail=factbook/id=705171
Forestavia, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba
with diginity intact if possible?
Malcholm
?
i just think he shouldn't be a diplomat anymore, but still allowed to run for office, etc.
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Lampar, Exotic Lemon
He seems now more like a possible danger. In Bunicken we removed him from diplomacy and got rid of him from being able to run in government, but he still continued to do this.
He is my friend, but we would gain more if he left the region honorably or if we banject him
This would be the 6th or 7th time in my whole time on NS he has done this
As i remember it, you got fired/left bunicken in an outrage, and lampar followed you because he wanted to be in the same region as you.
And none of us hold a grudge about the old fleeter incident
Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
I feel like renaming the Spectrum Party and changing it's goals
Malcholm, Civilisunio
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=705211
Republic Of Greater Cuba
What should we name it?
Republic Of Greater Cuba
telegram me
the parties barely even exist anymore
what region is the password you sent me for?
Civilisunio
I know, thats why I am changing it in hopes to bring it back from the dead and have major influences
Malcholm
I feel like you shouldn't just vote for your party. You should vote for whoever you think is best and more fit for the job. Kinda like in the US elections where people vote only Democrat or Republican. Its stupid and that is how bad people get elected.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
Unfortunately, in some elections none of the candidates is qualified IMHO.
Malcholm, Barishmacht, Asturias And Leon, Parakka Northland
Welcome to democracy and almost every other type of government
Forestavia, Barishmacht, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
That seems so backwards. I get it, but I don't like it. Thanks for answering the question though. My vote is cast in favor of Barishmacht.
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Parakka Northland
"Voting opened 2 days 17 hours ago and will close in 6 hours. Open to WA member residents. You cannot vote as you are not a World Assembly member."
I meant that voting is restricted to "WA Only" again. It makes it ever-so-slightly more difficult for us registered raiders to vote :(
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
C'mon, bud.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
Not bothered really, i suppose for a visit I don't mind though :)
Republic Of Greater Cuba
I dont understand.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Oh I see now. I when I set up polls I do not restrict it to wa only. I didn't know someone else set it up.
Forestavia, Malcholm
The most accurate post ever
Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
Good morning, lemon how is your day going good, sir?
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
Okay.
Where is your wa nation?
TG me it if you don't want everyone to know.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
I have to go to school, but other than that pretty good.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
I know school sucks. I need the information but in sure there's a better way to relay it then how they already do.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
My parents are leaving me at my house alone for like 3 days
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
My parents would never do that.XD They are very, shall I say, protective.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
Im at school.
Making a ghetto javascript game
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
What makes it ghetto?
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
open a blank notepad document, copy and paste this in, then change the extension to .html and open it up in chrome.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<title>Gamedev Canvas Workshop</title>
<style>
* { padding: 0; margin: 0; }
canvas { background: #eee; display: block; margin: 0 auto; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<canvas id="myCanvas" width="1280" height="720"></canvas>
<script>
var canvas = document.getElementById("myCanvas");
var ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
var ballRadius = 10;
var x = canvas.width/8;
var y = canvas.height-64;
var dx = 5;
var dy = -10;
var paddleHeight = 10;
var paddleWidth = 350;
var paddleX = (canvas.width-paddleWidth)/2;
var rightPressed = false;
var leftPressed = false;
var brickRowCount = 10;
var brickColumnCount = 20;
var brickWidth = 50;
var brickHeight = 10;
var brickPadding = 10;
var brickOffsetTop = 30;
var score = 0;
var brickOffsetLeft = 30;
var bricks = [];
for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {
bricks[c] = [];
for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {
bricks[c][r] = { x: 0, y: 0, status: 1 };
}
}
document.addEventListener("keydown", keyDownHandler, false);
document.addEventListener("keyup", keyUpHandler, false);
function keyDownHandler(e) {
if(e.keyCode == 39) {
rightPressed = true;
}
else if(e.keyCode == 37) {
leftPressed = true;
}
}
function keyUpHandler(e) {
if(e.keyCode == 39) {
rightPressed = false;
}
else if(e.keyCode == 37) {
leftPressed = false;
}
}
function collisionDetection() {
for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {
for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {
var b = bricks[c][r];
if(b.status == 1) {
if(x > b.x && x < b.x+brickWidth && y > b.y && y < b.y+brickHeight) {
dy = -dy;
b.status = 0;
score++;
if(score == brickRowCount*brickColumnCount) {
alert("YOU WIN, CONGRATULATIONS!");
document.location.reload();
}
}
}
}
}
}
function drawBall() {
ctx.beginPath();
ctx.arc(x, y, ballRadius, 0, Math.PI*2);
ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";
ctx.fill();
ctx.closePath();
}
function drawPaddle() {
ctx.beginPath();
ctx.rect(paddleX, canvas.height-paddleHeight, paddleWidth, paddleHeight);
ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";
ctx.fill();
ctx.closePath();
}
function drawBricks() {
for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {
for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {
if(bricks[c][r].status == 1) {
var brickX = (c*(brickWidth+brickPadding))+brickOffsetLeft;
var brickY = (r*(brickHeight+brickPadding))+brickOffsetTop;
bricks[c][r].x = brickX;
bricks[c][r].y = brickY;
ctx.beginPath();
ctx.rect(brickX, brickY, brickWidth, brickHeight);
ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";
ctx.fill();
ctx.closePath();
}
}
}
}
function drawScore() {
ctx.font = "16px Arial";
ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";
ctx.fillText("Score: "+score, 8, 20);
}
function draw() {
ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);
drawBricks();
drawBall();
drawPaddle();
drawScore();
collisionDetection();
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dx = -dx;
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else if(y + dy > canvas.height-ballRadius) {
if(x > paddleX && x < paddleX + paddleWidth) {
if(y= y-paddleHeight){
dy = -dy ;
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else {
alert("You're Garbage");
document.location.reload();
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if(rightPressed && paddleX < canvas.width-paddleWidth) {
paddleX += 7;
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else if(leftPressed && paddleX > 0) {
paddleX -= 7;
}
x += dx;
y += dy;
}
function mouseMoveHandler(e) {
var relativeX = e.clientX - canvas.offsetLeft;
if(relativeX > 0 && relativeX < canvas.width) {
paddleX = relativeX - paddleWidth/2;
}
}
document.addEventListener("mousemove", mouseMoveHandler, false);
setInterval(draw, 10);
</script>
</body>
</html>
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
The f*ck is that
I swear to god I think I got a dose of the Matrix from seeing that
Malcholm
My parents usually wouldn't do it but they have to go together.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
So you are at home alone right now? I am in school typing this during a test
Asturias And Leon
Niether. I am on the way to school. My twin is driving
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
And they haven't left yet
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
That a long ride?
Also I only have a chromebook so idk if it would work
Malcholm, Asturias And Leon
That defines the American schooling system.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
Nope. Not even 10 minutes
The Ghetto Javascript States of America
Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
Currently [nation=short]piroshki[/nation] in THGI. I can confirm it if you need me to.
Forestavia
no i know thats your region and the name is close to your other ones
Malcholm
Christ.
Asturias And Leon
Should I revoke the embassy?
This is the worst region in nationstates. It is run by a bunch of nincompoops.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Asturias And Leon
Same.
Glad to say I'm not in charge anymore ;)
Speaking of which.. https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=687775
Because my last three campaigns went so[/I] well, what, with two coups and a total government collapse.
[I]Something[/I] happens [I]every time I run[/I].
Forestavia
Why don't nations just leave the region silently? If I don't like the region I will just leave it. Ni one is binding me.
Malcholm
Gagalas statement:
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=gagalapuppet1/detail=factbook/id=705566
Forestavia, Malcholm
To Lampar
Formal Notice
Despite my comments to the Lunar Council, regarding you violating your position within this region and causing issues for other regions and bring the integrity of The Mystical Council into disrepute. I will not have my region brought into disrepute by your actions and looking at your coming and going in the Solar Alliance, it looks like you are using my region as your HQ when that isn't accurate. In addition and whilst i'm not concerned to much about being possibly raided due to me being very very active. I know my region members, Delegate and our Security Council will not be too joyed about that prospect, especially if that is as a result from an outsider causing trouble. As such i have decided to ban your nation Lampar 4 from the Solar Alliance for at least a month or until an apology has been issued too all concerned.
Should you wish to have this decision overturned then you are welcome to appeal my decision to my regions Delegate [nation=short]Laharao[/nation] and Solar Alliance Security Council (SASC) members, [nation=short]The Covenance[/nation], [nation=short]Socialist Soviet Chechnya[/nation], [nation=short]Grey Earth[/nation], [nation=short]Dilyu[/nation] and [nation=short]New Imperial America[/nation], who will be happy to discuss this issue with you, me and i'm sure the Lunar Council and effected regions.
Regards
Aka Parakka / Parakka Northland
Forestavia, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
Now the conglomeracy puppets are causing regional disturbances...
*Starts drafting a regional puppet act*I
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
Dude, shut the hell up. There are ones far worse than this one, and yeah, this is a democracy, so sh*t happens alongside every type of government in existence. No one is perfect
Forestavia, Malcholm, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
Yeah, the conglomeracy guy leaving a stupid comment everytime he moves one of his puppets out is annoying
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
F*ck him
Asturias And Leon
So these elections results are a bit tricky this time..
The poll results are 5-2-4
The Commons voters makes the results 6-2-6
So its a tie between lampar and barish.
and we don't even know if the lc will let lampar be in the govt
Forestavia, Malcholm, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba
I guess we will see
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon
Some advice, you guys are going to have to consider writing some laws, or give that responsibility to the Lunar Council as at present it's hard to punish people for violations etc when there's nothing to say they have broken any rules (in my view that is)
Forestavia, Malcholm, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon
Someone doesn't have to break a law to go on trial though.
I support a document being made for clarification though.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
He might as well move them all out. It's not like he is fooling anyone
Asturias And Leon
We need a pollster that counts up the votes and regulates the polls rather than having some random person do it. Thoughts?
Forestavia, Malcholm
Plugo already does it, but I guess someone can also try.
Malcholm, Civilisunio
how is the prime minister a random person?
also, all votes and polls will be conducted by the domestic minister once they are elected.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Tumetu-Iin Noyan, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
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