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Region: The Mystical Council
Oh man, you might want to pass that by Lord Mugwop and the Lucernist Gods before doing that. Haha!
Fun fact: Did you know that cats like the smell of valerian root? While it has a sedating effect in humans, it acts a little like catnip for cats.
Fun fact II: Many cats like the smell of olives and some may even eat them.
Fun fact III: Never give cats chocolate or onions. It isn't good for them.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland
Couldn't have said it best.
Malcholm, Truxol, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
And just like that, Cuba left.
Civilisunio, Viva Italia
New delegate! \o/
Parakka Northland
O wow
Das some heckin communism
Hecka free healthcare and stuff
Gyuamno, Malcholm
You want me to a monthly report for the onr thatvwas due a month or two ago that i boycotted?
Bacon Central News
i think he wants you to do all three reports that
Malcholm
Roleplay
WHO LET COMMIE IGOR IN CHARGE?!!!
Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
bow before ur almighty leader, as you are nothing more than mere peasants
Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
except truxol
Malcholm, Truxol
uh gyuamno, what are you doing? Is it anarchy week again?
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol
no one bowed before me, i find it to be of utmost disrespect.
Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon
I like my new title. Can you please appoint forest as "the peasant"
Truxol
consider it done my good man, that is y u r my servant, you have excellent ideas
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
I exist to serve.
Malcholm
u hav been promoted. thx 4 ur service
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Seriously Gyuamno did you have to do this during elections?
New Bacon, Exotic Lemon
well the officers are going to be replaced soon enough
Malcholm
EJECTED. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION YOUR GOD KING
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
next person who dares defy me is getting banned!
Malcholm
Reappoint the government please.
New Bacon, Malcholm
BANNED
Malcholm
Back.
Why can't TMC be normal...
Malcholm
uh gyuamno, you sure you aren't letting the delegacy get to your head? I am pretty sure it was viva who endorsed you to become delegate
New Bacon, Bacon Central News, Tmc Weekly News
Yeah it was.
the suppressed proletariat will be exploited no longer. he dared unendorsed me! he gets what he deserves
Malcholm
why was civilisunio made commander? and do you need anything? I am your servant.
Malcholm
be quiet slave
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
I will bring the case to the Judicial court unless you reappoint the democratically elected government.
Malcholm
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Also unban ViVa plz
I think you are just jealous you are not "best servant"
Gyuamno, Tmc Weekly News
civilisunio is a very nice man, for being nice he gets prestigious position. u can too one day rise.
i want u to let these peasants know that i am the GOD KING and everything will be ok under my excellent leadership
Exotic Lemon
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
God King Igor
Plz stop being stupid
Lots of Love
Me
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
ur head is about to be put on a spike
Malcholm
[nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] I think viva is just unhappy because he has the same title as truxol. Appoint him to "master complainer" instead
Malcholm
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Death to Communism!
congratz 2 our new great propgandist lemon boy
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
I would rather just be a servant. VIVA is looking triggered.
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Should I not be propogandist?I am of course the regional newspaper.
i cant hear u over the sound of suppression
Malcholm
Post by The Mystical Council News Agency suppressed by Gyuamno.
WRONG
Malcholm
jk it is actualy truxxy
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Right.Tommorow we have 30 articles.
The Mystical Council News Agency
I may not have as many articles, but mine have more than 6 sentences on my articles
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Touché.
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon, The Mystical Council News Agency
i am disbanding tmc weekly news, they are FAKE NEWS
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
who is real news?
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Nope it is private business.
Exotic Lemon
u r real news
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
they are also trash news. Try actually stating facts viva!
Gyuamno
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
At least mine doesn't have 15 days between articles.
u have been demoted to the lowest level in the region, FAKE NEWS
The Mystical Council News Agency, Tmc Weekly News
My newspaper actually states whats going on, instead of forwarding your own campaign for prime minister.
Gyuamno
tmc weekly news? more like tmc biased news
Gyuamno
i want news articles written about me for years to come
The Mystical Council News Agency
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
Like you did for Culture minister
not my fault parakka and fezchia didnt make factbooks.
Gyuamno
believe me, there is going to be a great news story about this
Gyuamno
ty glorious paper news agency. the old government is now defunct forever. FOREVER.
i am the government now
Malcholm, The Mystical Council News Agency
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=824032 at least I now how to use a spacebar
WE HAVE STRONK LEADER NOW!
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, The Mystical Council News Agency
*giggles*
Malcholm, The Mystical Council News Agency
Post self-deleted by Gyuamno.
Post self-deleted by Tmc Weekly News.
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
at least I write about interesting news rather than who has their wa where and when any random nation joined the region.
Uh-huh. Well, I did say it was time to shake things up.... I like the new flag Stronk God King. We should build stronk embassy with Internationale and be on good terms with the Fleet.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
At least I don't use tabloid questions at the ends of paragraphs
This is like watching Fox and CNN duke it out.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, The Mystical Council News Agency
Your articles look like they took 4 minutes to write. How is this news? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=828769 It just randomly mentions people in the midst of grammatical errors. How do you tell a whole story with 6-10 sentences?
good idea lord
Malcholm
Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.
At least I write articles rather than writing 25 one sentence long News pieces
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_mystical_council_news_agency/detail=factbook/id=804734
i know u r but wat am i
Malcholm
At least my articles have information in them. You put couldn't even spell [nation=short]civilisunio[/nation] correctly, https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=828769 let alone tell me his past political offices or plans.
which one is which?
Forestavia
Your fox definitely.
ur fox, tmc weekly is the fake news clinton news network
Tmc Weekly News
Wouldn't you agree God King [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation]
Gyuamno, Forestavia
absolutely, that is y i am carrying out the wishes of our dear founder Oak. ridding this region of democracy once and for all!
We shall rise up and take our democracy back!
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland, Tmc Weekly News
how dare u go against the words of our founder u worthless peasant
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
I propose we have stronk coup against God King!
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland
who would you support as delegate?
enjoy ur new region role, i will crush u all
gyuamno
Forestavia, Exotic Lemon
Anyone but the God King.
Gyuamno
:O
Operation Democracy Reinstate (May 2017)
Malcholm
wait until oak hears about this
Forestavia, Malcholm
Isn't it funny though that the very first post on this RMB is about the death of democracy, and yet we're one of the most democratic regions.
Malcholm
Breaking News
ROLEPLAY:
The [nation=short]New_Bacon[/nation] Government has declared a State of Emergency by President Climaco. The New Bacon Congress is set to pass a mandatory curfew that the President will regulate for all New Bacon Citizens following the threat of communism by delegate Igor. The curfew is expected to last until Gyuamno ceases power to the regular government. National Police and swat are loaded with heavy gear at all of [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation]'s borders.
Gyuamno, Forestavia
...What happened?
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Bacon Central News
A coup. We must bring all of our WA's here and endorse someone other than this - self-declared God King. The Red Menace is upon us.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Bacon Central News
Stronk Red Menace I should say.
Gyuamno, Bacon Central News
You are great servant under my kingdom
THERE IS NOTHING DEMOCRATIC ABOUT OVERTHROWING THE RIGHTFUL GOD KING!
So....I need to bring my WA over? Who am I endorsing?
We don't have time for democracy right now. We have to secure this region from the red menace first and only then will we be able to continue our democratic way of life.
Anyone. Who will you choose to back? The red menace? Or, the government we've worked so hard to build?
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