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Region: The Mystical Council
Not that I mind it or anything, it's just... um... poop.
Hawk Blood
... I do mind it.
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Well, I don't mind the role play but the flag is a serious eyesore while I was reading past posts.
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Agreed
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
The flag was changed by Tumetu-Iin Noyan. But Lord knows why he did that.
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Look back he was just fooling around.
Hawk Blood
Does anticom allow us to have embassies with communists regions? Because vedan did.
Hawk Blood
Where?
Hawk Blood
Today is regional poop day.
Nodenpuff, Hawk Blood
Bunicken has been sacked by the Red Fleet. I must return prematurely. Thank you for your hospitality. Gott mit dir.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
OOC: have we gone too far? I was getting a bit loopy last night...
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood, Order Of Hospitallers
No. There is no such thing as too far when Nofenpuff comes to town.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood, Order Of Hospitallers
Roleplay
Continuation from [nation=short]oakplumington[/nation] and [nation=short]nodenpuff[/nation]
Florida Residents in New Bacon sees that it is raining shoes and snow fall. A Florida citizen says "what the h*ll" seeing snow in tropical areas. Crowds are still saying, "Bacon No New Bacon! No New Bacon!" So mysteriously that some people start screaming. Florida state government buildings close. New Bacon National Government buildings remain open despite paranormal activity going on. This resulted in everyone turning into raccoons.
Malcholm, Nodenpuff, Hawk Blood
[nation=short]lunar_rear_Admiral[/nation], consider this your official court summons. If you don't make yourself present before 9:00PM EST, the Mystical Council Supreme Court will seek an immediate verdict from evidence presented by the prosecution.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
This pretty well summarizes every post in the last 16 hours.
New Bacon, Nodenpuff, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood
Look at his activity he proposed embassies with multiple communist regions.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Including the red fleet.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
I think you meant to quote [nation=short]Vedan[/nation]. I saw. There's now a court hearing scheduled for the 25th!
Vedan, you'd better start prepping your defense now.
Hawk Blood
TRF did multiple raids last night
Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood
Yep. TRR is pretty annoyed about ANTICOM supporting fascists raiding Alliance Against Nazis because it had become a TRF raider haven.
see also:
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=371295
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=17837380
Malcholm, Hawk Blood, Left Wing Russia
He has proposed embassies with them and othe communist regions.
Hawk Blood
They tried to hit TGHI, but we got lucky and they moved in a little too late. [nation=short]sand_glass[/nation] is a saint, they sent me a TG about it.
Hawk Blood
I will be leaving the region for a day or so, for ambassadorial purposes.
I am still in the region, and i am still a lunar council member.
Don't revoke my position or anything.
Malcholm, Hawk Blood, Order Of Hospitallers
Roleplay
This violation of poop day is unaccepable, and our air force will be shooting down poop in every nation in the region for 16 more hours.
Hawk Blood
Defense for what? I broke no laws. Also speaking of ANTICOM are we even still apart of them? Because if I remember correctly didn't our ANTICOM liaison say.
If ANTICOM will not help us and therefore is not honoring it's side of the bargain than is it not safe to say that the ANTICOM allince act is now null and void?
*Abolishs poop flag*
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Roleplay
Malcholm's government considers this to be a formal defecation of war, and has since authorized the launch of seven thermo-stoolular warheads previously aimed at crucial Tumetu-iin Noyanian Air Force facilities. Malcholm's Air Force has been mobilized to combat the fecal threat.
Hawk Blood
Roleplay
creatures that look vaguely like disembodied heads, living dolls, and insect grubs with faces are turning up everywhere. Most range in size from about the size of a basketball to about the size of a cherry tomato, though a few are larger or smaller. Many begin to seek humans to beg for food, or break into homes.
The disembodied heads begin to complain as they hop about. Some of them have stalks growing from their foreheads with smaller heads hanging from them. Some of the dolls are eating grubs and others seem to be giving birth to them, which proceed to consume the larger dolls' fecal matter. Others carry around grubs or smaller versions of themselves which they seem to treat as if they were their own dolls. A few, encountering mailboxes or trash cans, proceed to stuff the grubs or smaller dolls into them.x
"Jissou-chan is very cute and doesn't eat much, desu!" "Canch mobe forward. Why would mister wall do this?!?" "Stupid mister door is in the way" "Give Weimu loch of sweet-sweets!" "Why is mister poo-poo here?" "Mister poo-poo is uneasy, ze!" "Clean up mister poo-poo please! Right now is fine" "That is not city-sect" "Mister maggot-chan, poo-poo is not for eating!" "Uneasy stwange yukkuri must be punished!" "Donch hurch Tanari's liddle wones!" "Why did you take maggot-chan, techi?!?".
Hawk Blood
Roleplay
Also heading for the forest of lamps are orderly lines of steam - and - wind-up - clockwork - powered robots which seem to be made of both metallic and living matter. The robots seem to be unaware of all that is going on around them, trampling much underfoot.
Hawk Blood
I won't be on for the court case! I got dragged to see Zootopia. If it's gonna happen tonight someone else will have to lead.
Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood
Oops, I forgot about the trial. Is anyone doing that tonight or should we postpone?
Hawk Blood
Postpone, it seems. Everloyal offered to lead for me, but I never got the instructions sent to him because the movie started ¯\_(" ツ)_/¯
I'm not sure on my schedule for tomorrow since I'm subbing in a friend's DND group after I get off work. Fingers crossed I'll actually be on at 9 for the trial!
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
Hmm bad luck I tried and you tried, good enough.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
If I figure out that I can't, I'll make sure to get a full set of instructions written up during the day and forward it to you and the RO's.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
It would be appreciated if you can make it I suggest you still write up instructions for the future.
Malcholm, Nodenpuff, Hawk Blood
Post self-deleted by Malcholm.
Roleplay
Malcholm's Department of Paranormal Activities, while severely underfunded, happened to pick up trace amounts of magic on some archaic devices. The Department, long forgotten in the bureaucracy choked mass that was Malcholm's government, was staffed by one crotchety old man: Jerald Rogers.
The dust finally fell from Jerald's dirt-plastered vanilla jumpsuit as he leaped out of his chair with a primal screech of victory. "Crikey! I've finally got something!"
Jerald hastily readies a report that he can present to Harold Malcholm's senior adviser, Libby Klowkowski.
OOC: Unbeknownst to Jerald, Harold is incapacitated at the moment. For some minor context, Harold was sent the ER after being severely wounded by a gunshot wound from member of a revolutionary government opposition group, 'Knoblauch' (However, they're better known as 'The Capitalist Movement', and have since elected to call their nation as such. My puppet for Knoblauch is sitting in ANTICOM for the time being, so any roleplay in it's behalf will be through this nation.).
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
Don't forget about hospitallers hearing.
Hawk Blood
They need to add me to this list page=rmb/postid=17837380
Hawk Blood
Roleplay
Lots of riots break out in malcholm due to their decision.
You need to hire some janitors
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
OOC -
After the elections we will need to amend the ANTICOM Alliance Act to give Castlemaine's position as the ANTICOM Liaison to someone else. I already have a volunteer from Anticom.
I have not read through the RMB yet so if there is anything important that I need to know about just send a telegram to [nation=short]Forestavia[/nation]. (I'm going to be a little busy in the real world for a few days.)
Hope everyone's good!
Roleplay:
A funeral is held in Forestavia to honor the dissolution of the nation and people of West Castlemaine. The only conclusion anyone has been able to come up with is that they we're "Nodenpuffed" and quite literally disappeared off the face of the map. A memorial will be built in the Oakplumington colony.
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
A celebratory parade is held in Vedan with hundreds dancing singing and drinking in the streets of myna side by side with several Nodens some of which are actually former residents of west castlemain that succumbed to the insanity. A large oddly colored featherd banner is held up reading "happy 17bijillioneightducketyand washingtonthreed. happy place Nodenpuff" in brail. Before the thing erupts into a shower of Orange bannanas and flys away towards Nodenpuff with almost the entire crowd following it.
OOC seriously tho what happend?
Hawk Blood
I was under the impression that they'd been pardoned. [nation=short]the_snake_treaders[/nation]' trial is today.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood, Order Of Hospitallers
Castlemaine got puppet swept, i would just wait a bit before u give the spot away
New Bacon, Hawk Blood, Budapestum-The Mystical Council
[nation=short]Budapestum[/nation]/Castlemaine here.
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Hawk Blood, Order Of Hospitallers
Hey man what happend?
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
Long story short, I made a joke on the IRU board. They used that as an excuse to ban me.
The puppetsweep is a very stupid punishment for what happened. If you want more details, feel free to read the Conservative League message board.
Hawk Blood
Get rid of that DEN embassy
New Bacon, Malcholm
The fleeters recently attacked a long-standing embassy region: The Greater Holy Isles. The Mystical Council has had embassies with this RP community for nearly a year. Should we (The Mystical Council) retaliate by officially declaring war as a region on The Red Fleet? Share your opinions.
Malcholm, Hawk Blood, Budapestum-The Mystical Council
Yes. More regions need to stand up to them, they are no more than bullies and they aren't that good at it either.
Vote for me in poll. *hands out grilled cheese sandwiches and rootbeer*
New Bacon
Hard to wage war without a military don't you think?
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
*pulls sword out* What's that?
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm
Oh, yeah.....forgot about that.
*ponders deeply for a second*
Maybe if we give our region a [I]reason[/I] to have a military. Or.... we could inspire a grassroots capitalist revolution!
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Forestavia, New Bacon
You have your reason the damn red fleet... Well I wage war against them through the KAISEREICH.
Forestavia, Hawk Blood
Maybe a National Guard kind of military.
New Bacon
*claps*
New Bacon
I feel this region does not like supporting the military you guys could help with intelligence for another region.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
*drum roll starts and national anthem is playing*
New Bacon
Talk on there young blood.
New Bacon
Where is the region flag for this place or is it invisible
Forestavia, New Bacon
If so I will gladly help start a organization for collecting information you would not need a WA anyone could help.
Forestavia, New Bacon, Hawk Blood
*starts banging symbols* Vote for me and I will listen to what the people have to say. I will give the people a voice. I will not tolerate TRF, I will have them tried and convicted in a court of law.
New Bacon, Malcholm
About that..... We sorta go through flags like tissues here.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
It used to litteraly be a pile a crap be happy it was taken down.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Hawk Blood
What will you call it?
New Bacon
Hmm........... Sorry but no.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
*slings carp at you* O, sorry, you startled me.
New Bacon
Why
New Bacon
I feel the region should decide that... It is for you guys not me I will just help it out.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
For what exactly?
Hawk Blood
What about: E.L.F. Ever Listening Foundation
Forest/oak what do you think about that?
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
Why not vote for me?
New Bacon
I will request a poll to be put up after elections.
New Bacon, Hawk Blood
Forest, Oak and any other tree, please come forward. Sorry, a little humour there.
Forestavia, New Bacon, Malcholm
Hell yes.
See: Anticom
Malcholm, Hawk Blood
What do you want to be?
Hawk Blood
I know who ANTICOM is but thank you.
Budapestum-The Mystical Council
I'm on the poll for a Council member
Everloyal
Well I can't because I am on the poll to.
Hawk Blood
Sure you can, just unclick your tab and click on my tab
Malcholm, Everloyal
Otherwise I would love to.
Hawk Blood
-_- I will think about it.
Hawk Blood
*Climbs to top of state building* I will jump if you don't
Be my guest *Gets popcorn and waits for the splat*
Hawk Blood
Okay then. *jumps and lands right on top of Everloyal* Whoops, I didn't see you there.
*Debates whether he should get a firing squad involved or not*
Hawk Blood
No military here, remember. Besides I pull out race and I put my vote on you.
*grabs a hand full of popcorn*
*craps pants due to surprise* thank you.
Hawk Blood
It could be called mystical council intelligence agency. :)
Hawk Blood
WTF region has canceled embassy closure. Peace out my brothers.
With who?
Quick, go clean up, that's disturbing.
Malcholm
Happens with age.
Your like 10
Everloyal
With there silly. I forgot to stop it until just now.
Everloyal
Sure that works
How are you today Alpha?
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