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Region: The Mystical Council
Lmao <shrugs>
I mean... possibly?
I mean with all the work I do, and high school, do I really need to be "taught a lesson"?
*Slams fist on desk*
If it wasn't for you, I would have been able to operate my front on the east coast!
*Slams desk on fist*
We don't need you or your kind around here!
Gyuamno
We could have made millions, but you ruined it all!!
I ruined it? I ruined it? You were the one who brought Madiace over here to injure me!
Maybe if you didn't squeal to the Feds!
I gave you a second chance and you ruined it. We can possibly work this out and I'll call off Madiace.
I'm not the one who told the feds!
Then who else could it have been!? You have to check for a rat at Domino's. I can't have it happen again if you're not the one responsible.
This is not good, we have a rat and we don't know who. They potentially have info to shut me down and have me arrested!
The manager perhaps? He hasn't been seen all week.
Yeah I know I'm new and I know nothing but what is happening?
Oh my god, you're right... That slimeball.
I'll have him pay.. Madiace will be paying him a visit.
Post self-deleted by Gyuamno.
Alright, his phone number is (***)-***-****.
Sounds interesting can I join in or?
[nation=short]Madiace[/nation] trace this number, let me know what you find out!
Hmmm.. I've been thinking about expanding. I might be able to make a made man out of you.
Inform me when you find him....I need to have a few words outside of work. Because no violence is allowed in the workplace.
Gyuamno
*An intern walks in with coffee* Right there's your latte sir.
An intern, what kind of operation do you think I'm running here!?
I don't drink coffee, treat yourself you can have it.
Anyway, anybody want to lend me 228.51 dollars?
Sorry Sir! *Walks over to the corner of the room and quietly sips coffee.*
Malcholm
[nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation], you see this? The new guy is in my corner!
Malcholm
And I thought today was going to be a boring day at the office *grins*
Alright I'll be back later tonight.
Malcholm
*thumbs through money*
What for?
If you want to get started, maybe you can shadow Madiace and see how he conducts business. Don't get in his way, his work is very important.
Uhh... Yes sir will do when I next see him!
A few electronic devices that I request.
*comes back with bloody hands*
Your contact is a fighter. Anyway he's handcuffed in the back of my car
Erm.. hello I need to erm.. *whimpers* watch you to learn your trade.
Can you shoot a gun?
*Shrugs* I've seen it in movies so probably
Shooting a real gun is nothing like the movies *laughs*
It can't be that hard...
*chuckles* "Can't be that hard." he says.
Hmm
I'll let you guys deal with your contact. I'm taking this...virgin... to the gun range
Malcholm
Erm ok I'll just follow...
*at the gun range*
Let's see how well you shoot a pistol. Here take my colt
Hmm. I am thinking og running ofr a gov't position soon-ish, just don't know if I should run for Domestic Affairs.
Ok.. *Grabs colt and pulls trigger at target. He gets surprisingly close but trips over due to the gun's recoil*
Ow...
*he laughs*
Again.
*He shoots again, this time not falling over.
A fast learner. Let's see how fast you can waste a mag. Go on. Waste it on the mannequin
Erm sure... *Empties mag with realitive success
Hah! A natural!
Can you drive?
Yes, yes I can
Under pressure?
Probably
Only one way to find out. You and I are going to steal from a gang. You up for it?
Yeah sure...
You're from Allied Federation of Nations. What brings you here?
Parakka Northland
I can drive a bike.
Alright I'm gonna chase ya and you gotta drive as fast as you can without dying
I'm sick of how the AFN is controlled by power hungry, corrupt imbeciles so I guess as protest I joined you guys to annoy them mainly.
Malcholm
Ok let's go. *Starts driving the car at full speed.*
Riiiiiiiiiight
*speeds up behind you*
You gotta go faster
You guys, you guys this is funny
https://i.imgur.com/yHMs6b9.jpg
Malcholm
Post self-deleted by Alistia.
Yeah...I saw that already...a few hours ago.
This rmb isn't a garbage disposal :P
Malcholm
Jees louise [nation=short]Alistia[/nation] why did you supress that?
Heeeeeeeeeeeey, you have no idea how much I have fantasized about a lesbian version of Frozen. This a a quality gem my friend.
Alistia, Malcholm
[nation=short]nucerea[/nation] [nation=short]sanctine[/nation]
Do you guys deny being affiliated with the Allied Federation Of Nations?
Parakka Northland
Patently yes. Why?
Dude. What if we sacrificed Anna to Lord God Mugwop? I will bring some celery for the occasion.
Parakka Northland
What's the issue?
They're my friends...they just got me started. I've never heard of the Allied Federation of Nations until now. Why are you guys asking about it?
Welcome to TMC new nations! :)
Malcholm
Hi! It's good to be here. How do you write for the newspaper?
You've got to get in touch with Alistia for the NS Newspaper.
Or you can get in touch with [nation=short]Viva Italia[/nation].
I think Viva is looking for writers.
Great...isn't he set to be the new culture minister? Is that a responsibility of the minister?
These are the official responsibilities:
"Handles the WFE and Dispatches, can also created flags or banners for the region."
In addition to that, Viva also runs a newspaper and is creating a dispatch of regional landmarks/famous buildings.
Cool, how long are ministerial terms?
The election isn't over yet, but to answer your question, yes. Assuming VIVA wins, he will serve another term as Minister of Culture.
Alistia, Malcholm
3 months
Forestavia
Thanks
I'm not sure what the official length is. It's either 3 or 4 months. I forgot.
We're using Mugwop's dispatch as a temporary solution for organizing elections.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=729713
3 month is officail.
I wanted 4 months, but the region actually made a vote and people wanted 3 month terms https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=74725
I might bring up the issue again sometime early next year, and see if people still want 3 month terms.
Yeah, I know. Alistia beat me to the punch.
[nation=short]Sunjarsita[/nation], [nation=short]Nandimaria[/nation], [nation=short]Sadaria[/nation]
You are all the same person. Why did you come to our region with 3 nations?
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Sanctine
Well, [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation] is online.
You perverted celery man. Lord [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation] condemns celery sodomizer.
Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm
You rang?
I found this to be quite humurous.
Well done Mugwop
Forestavia, Malcholm
No, I knocked.
Also, I made a very, very, very simple 4-function calculator in java. That you can only use if you know the hidden code.
Malcholm, Nandimaria
Why do you say that? I have a joint account with my friend in Sadaria but idk about Sunjarsita.
Alistia, Malcholm, Sadaria
This is true. We're in the same place at the same time right now on the same computer but in no way am I a puppet of Nandimaria.
Very cool, I have a TI Calculator though :-P
No hidden code for that!
Well we gotta go sing...have fun guys! Cya
Do not lie.
38 minutes ago: The Allied States of Nandimaria arrived from The East Pacific.
43 minutes ago: The Protectorate of Sunjarsita arrived from The Labyrinth.
16 minutes ago: Sunjarsita resigned from the World Assembly.
15 minutes ago: Nandimaria was admitted to the World Assembly.
Also "join accounts" are a very easy way of getting your nation banned, so do not use that excuse. Not from the the region, but from the website. The website moderators really hate when people share their aaccounts.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Sorry...I didn't know that wasn't allowed...
Malcholm
Changed the password...we are now two different people.
Malcholm
So do I, but that doesn't have a code you wrote. I wrote the code for my 4-function calc.
Forestavia
True, more than I could have done haha. Good work at it!
Eventually I'll do a scientific calculator.
But again, nobody knows the secret code.
Yeah, he's right. When joining the WA, it's not a good idea for two or more people to share the same computer or even the same IP address for that matter. This violates the rule of one WA nation per person. You can have as many nations as you want but you want to be conscientious about joining the WA when more than one person is playing this game from the same computer/IP address.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=faq
Just read this over to be safe. I don't want you to get into trouble with the moderators.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
It's 00000000 right?
2258
Now everyone knows the secret code... :(
They may know the code, but they don't have the code. And if I want to change the code, all I have to do is change the code in the code.
Malcholm
That's deep.
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