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Region: The Mystical Council
Great!
I am willing to speak with him.
Post self-deleted by Selven.
The delegate doesn't even come on ya dummy
He rarely ever comes on by the way
So many inactive officers/delegates in this region, we need a way so they are filtered out.
Forestavia, Malcholm
Ok.
Launch a campaign for the Delegacy. I'll endorse you! :)
Order Of Hospitallers
Yes but who would take their place? I don't think anyone wants me running anything.
Order Of Hospitallers
I personally like governments with ministers that have specific jobs.
I've been inactive too lately. I haven't had time to update the government dispatch or anything lately.
New Bacon
:I
New Bacon
I have been inactive at some point
Order Of Hospitallers
I wouldnt mind :P
Malcholm
Bacon Central News Breaking:
The New Bacon Government has passed legislation to increase tariffs to protect domestic industries. This brought the economy rating to from 98/100 to 99/100 on the scale. New Bacon is the center of The Mystical Council's economy truly and is ranked # 1. Thanks for watching now back to regular programming.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
*changes channel to Hockey*
New Bacon, Malcholm
The sub terranian fortress of jerusalem has finished.
*yawns loudly*
Well, now, this WA election thingy is interesting.
New Bacon, Malcholm
Yep. Voting for Rump of course.
Forestavia, New Bacon
I will do likewise I suppose. The frontrunner is campaigning on communism. I just can't believe it. What kind of world are we living in!??? Why do communists do so well on NS? Whyyyyyy?
*Forestavia suffers from a mental breakdown.*
Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
I just switched my vote. Patvarus is running.
Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
Vote Rump! Make nationstates great again!
Forestavia, Selven
HOLD IT! I'm currently preparing an official campaign from [nation=short]Pyrosky[/nation], my main nation. I just need four more endorsements to properly enter the race, and I believe I've got them lined up. It's time to ignite the flames of freedom!
🔥PYROSKY 2016🔥
Forestavia, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
If I can't get enough support to enter, I guess I'll endorse Patvarus.
Sorry rump has my support. Hehehe
I'm curious; if I moved [nation=short]pyrosky[/nation] here, how many of you would endorse me so I can get in the Secretary-General race?
(Every endorsement also funds a proper ousting of [nation=short]vedan[/nation] from office.)
We.... have a little problem. Please look. Someone tell me. Am I really seeing this?
You're seeing it, and so am I. I'm sincerely hoping this is some kind of sick joke, as none of it has carried over into ANTICOM yet.
This had better be the best worst April Fools joke in the history of NS.
Forestavia
I hope you're right.
Malcholm
It's gotta be a joke. The ban list hasn't been cleared yet and the entire government of the conservative league hasn't been dismissed. I think we might be ok. I'm gonna stick with Patvarus until things become clearer.
Pyrosky
Seems we will have a war over who the region supports... It will be Edward rump
Forestavia, Pyrosky
But how do you then explain Timchiland's involvement? TRF would never work with the CL on anything, especially not a prank. Also, there really is no need to dismiss the government, they can't do anything!
I think the real prank will be when everyone thinks it's a prank... but it's not. And Pat the Commie will rule the region forever.
It's like a prank within a prank within a prank. Craziness! But tell me, how far does the rabbit hole go?
Pyrosky
*vomits*
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=601789
Eh heh heh, I've finally got my campaign bulliten finished. What do you guys think?
...
Pyrosky, Malcholm
That's exactly the sort of response I was hoping for!
It is April, after all.
Seems like something similar is happening in The Atlas Union.
I've been busy sorry I haven't been on lately. Did I miss anything
Please! I need this document to be signed quickly! The coalition is preparing to fight back this wave of communism.
Forestavia
Yes.
I have been instructed to inform you all of another great victory.
Don't worry, it passed both Sentagon and the Council. The treaty is official. Our region is officially part of the NSCNR.
Hurrah! *produces contract and pen*
Please sign.
Führer:
Sekundmarktführer:
Our region is now a proud member of the NSCNR. We need you to appoint someone to represent our region in the Royal Senate in Bunicken. (You may have to dismiss someone from one of those phony offices I created.)
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=forestavia/detail=factbook/id=602427
Here it is. Our copy of the treaty with signatures. I automatically put your nation down as signing if you voted in favor of the treaty. Please let me know if you desire not to have your signature appear on it or if you voted against it but would also like to sign.
Pyrosky
Please remove my name. Replace it with Bunicken, the nation.
Alright.
The Führer wishes to pin this treaty in WFE in Bunicken. Is that agreeable to you?
Also, your Führer has not submitted a signature. Is something preventing that from happening?
Yep. We don't have a Fuhrer.
Sure. That's cool.
Pyrosky
All signatures required for passage have been included. Sentagon and a simple majority of the Lunar Council have approved it. No other signatures are necessary or required under regional law.
Just one more endorsement to take the Delegate's seat! Nations of The Mystical Council, it's time for change! For too long, we've had our reputation tarnished by the incoherent whims of the Soviet State of Vedan! Take freedom by the britches and hoist it high! As Delegate, I promise to strictly adhere to the laws of this land! No more controversy! No more insubordination! Vote Pyrosky!
Malcholm, Oakplumington
Very well. Thank you for your time.
I got an alarm from the Führer. He needs reinforcements in The Best Region the World Has Ever Seen. Can you help?
Unfortunately, my endorsement is tied up here. Pyrosky for Secretary-General!
I can send a puppet to build influence if you want, though. Would you like me to send one?
Malcholm
Post by Kapitalistiske suppressed by Malcholm.
Hello my friends! We must be sure that a communist never becomes World Assembly Secretary-General! My friends I beseech you, please vote for Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin!He will make a wise and benevolent leader.
Post by Oakplumington suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.
Suppress-a-post word game!
Heard voice. We must let my friends be your hello.
Post self-deleted by Order Of Hospitallers.
Booooooo!!!!!
Pyrosky
The election is this years april fools.
F*ck pyrosky, patvarus is better
Pyrosky
*poops pants*
Oakplumington
Why do we all have border control now?
Patvarus isn't running in this round so I voted for Quandaristania from ORCA and Our Governator from our embassy region, North American Federation.
Pyrosky, Order Of Hospitallers
I have completely erased all the rules.
Pyrosky
ALL RULES?
ANARCHY FOR A DAY!
Pyrosky, Oakplumington
Everyone is granted full immunity from whatever happens for the next four days.
Pyrosky
Back to the good ol' days of 'everyone has the power to ruin everything'!
Oakplumington
K.
Yes! Let's make The Mystical Council great again!
Pyrosky
1v1?
Time to start some inter regional rp (:
Pyrosky
Post by Kapitalistiske suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.
It isn't particularly kind to go around suppressing posts. If you disagree with what I've said then lets have a discussion.
Pyrosky, Order Of Hospitallers
Happy April Fool's Day! ;)
Pyrosky
Of course it isn't! Unfortunately, we've got our own fool we're pushing for Sec-Gen.
PYROSKY FOR SECRETARY-GENERAL 2016!
Post by Oakplumington suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.
It isn't to? Then let's have a particularly kind discussion.
Pyrosky
Yes anything. It is a revolt in The Best Region the World Has Ever Seen.
Ok.
I can get a puppet (one of my Avants) in there too.
Wow Regional officer! thanks for the position but I don't think I quite deserve it
Pyrosky
The Supreme One has spoken!
Pyrosky, Order Of Hospitallers
*Offers potatoes to Supreme One*
Post by Nordrlond suppressed by Order Of Hospitallers.
Endorse Nordrlond.
We represent anticom and we represent you.
Oakplumington
Well vote for me when i come up on the ballot
Forestavia, Order Of Hospitallers
if u make it on the ballot i will
I take my leave now. Auf wiedersehen
The fire of NS unity shall spread!
PYROSKY 2016!!!!!!
Pyrosky
Yay! War crimes! Woohoo!
Wanna hear a funny joke?
Leftist Unity
Pyrosky
Post by Order Of Hospitallers suppressed by Everloyal.
Vote for Nordrlond, wealth and democracy for all!
Forestavia, Oakplumington
Post by Everloyal suppressed by Oakplumington.
This damn region needs order... What is going on is not alright.
Breaking News!
85% of Forestavian lands are voting for Nordrlond (12 votes)
7% of Forestavian lands are voting for Our Governator (1 vote from the Oakplumington Colony)
7% of Forestavian lands are voting for Qandaristania (1 vote from Toad of the Tree)
Damn this region is going on alright! Order needs not.
Pyrosky
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=529229
We need more creative sentences!
Four hours left and Nordrlond is doing well but not quite well enough. I'm going to shift my other votes over to Nordrlond. Forestavia is now 100% behind Nordrlond.
Pyrosky
This, I like this.
Pyrosky, Oakplumington
What's on the menu today?
Pyrosky
Post by Guardians Of The Holy Bowling Alley suppressed by Everloyal.
Greetings, brothers! I am Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley and I am running for General Secretary of the WA as the Conservative Conservative Party Candidate. Though I am not faring very well, I have high hopes and therefore humbly request that you consider voting for me. If you care to examine my Platform before you decide one way or the other, you will find it in my factbook or on the Conservative Conservative Party's forum thread: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=373105
Thank you for your time!
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Written by Refuge Isle.