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Gyuamno wrote:I huff catnip too, it's such a rush

Oh man, you might want to pass that by Lord Mugwop and the Lucernist Gods before doing that. Haha!

Fun fact: Did you know that cats like the smell of valerian root? While it has a sedating effect in humans, it acts a little like catnip for cats.

Fun fact II: Many cats like the smell of olives and some may even eat them.

Fun fact III: Never give cats chocolate or onions. It isn't good for them.

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland

Civilisunio wrote:Actually you have to use a underscore when using @ so that it takes it as 2 words. Eg. [nation=short]viva[/nation] Italia(no underscore)or [nation=short]viva_italia[/nation](underscore)

Couldn't have said it best.

Malcholm, Truxol, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland

And just like that, Cuba left.

Civilisunio, Viva Italia

New delegate! \o/

Parakka Northland

Malcholm wrote:New delegate! \o/

O wow

Das some heckin communism

Hecka free healthcare and stuff

Gyuamno, Malcholm

New Bacon wrote:[nation=short]alistia[/nation], where is your monthly report for the Minister of Defense office? I've noticed a while back you didn't do a report for [nation=short]viva_italia[/nation].

You want me to a monthly report for the onr thatvwas due a month or two ago that i boycotted?

Bacon Central News

Alistia wrote:You want me to a monthly report for the onr thatvwas due a month or two ago that i boycotted?

i think he wants you to do all three reports that

Malcholm

Roleplay

WHO LET COMMIE IGOR IN CHARGE?!!!

Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

bow before ur almighty leader, as you are nothing more than mere peasants

Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

except truxol

Malcholm, Truxol

uh gyuamno, what are you doing? Is it anarchy week again?

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol

Exotic Lemon wrote:uh gyuamno, what are you doing? Is it anarchy week again?

no one bowed before me, i find it to be of utmost disrespect.

Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:no one bowed before me, i find it to be of utmost disrespect.

I like my new title. Can you please appoint forest as "the peasant"

Truxol

Exotic Lemon wrote:I like my new title. Can you please appoint forest as "the peasant"

consider it done my good man, that is y u r my servant, you have excellent ideas

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:consider it done my good man, that is y u r my servant, you have excellent ideas

I exist to serve.

Malcholm

Exotic Lemon wrote:I exist to serve.

u hav been promoted. thx 4 ur service

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:bow before ur almighty leader, as you are nothing more than mere peasants

Seriously Gyuamno did you have to do this during elections?

New Bacon, Exotic Lemon

Viva Italia wrote:Seriously Gyuamno did you have to do this during elections?

well the officers are going to be replaced soon enough

Malcholm

Viva Italia wrote:Seriously Gyuamno did you have to do this during elections?

EJECTED. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION YOUR GOD KING

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

next person who dares defy me is getting banned!

Malcholm

Gyuamno wrote:next person who dares defy me is getting banned!

Reappoint the government please.

New Bacon, Malcholm

BANNED

Malcholm

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Back.

Why can't TMC be normal...

Malcholm

Gyuamno wrote:BANNED

uh gyuamno, you sure you aren't letting the delegacy get to your head? I am pretty sure it was viva who endorsed you to become delegate

New Bacon, Bacon Central News, Tmc Weekly News

Exotic Lemon wrote:uh gyuamno, you sure you aren't letting the delegacy get to your head? I am pretty sure it was viva who endorsed you to become delegate

Yeah it was.

Exotic Lemon wrote:uh gyuamno, you sure you aren't letting the delegacy get to your head? I am pretty sure it was viva who endorsed you to become delegate

the suppressed proletariat will be exploited no longer. he dared unendorsed me! he gets what he deserves

Malcholm

Gyuamno wrote:the suppressed proletariat will be exploited no longer. he dared unendorsed me! he gets what he deserves

why was civilisunio made commander? and do you need anything? I am your servant.

Malcholm

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Yeah it was.

be quiet slave

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Gyuamno wrote:the suppressed proletariat will be exploited no longer. he dared unendorsed me! he gets what he deserves

I will bring the case to the Judicial court unless you reappoint the democratically elected government.

Malcholm

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Also unban ViVa plz

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Also unban ViVa plz

I think you are just jealous you are not "best servant"

Gyuamno, Tmc Weekly News

Exotic Lemon wrote:why was civilisunio made commander? and do you need anything? I am your servant.

civilisunio is a very nice man, for being nice he gets prestigious position. u can too one day rise.

i want u to let these peasants know that i am the GOD KING and everything will be ok under my excellent leadership

Exotic Lemon

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Gyuamno wrote:civilisunio is a very nice man, for being nice he gets prestigious position. u can too one day rise.

i want u to let these peasants know that i am the GOD KING and everything will be ok under my excellent leadership

God King Igor

Plz stop being stupid

Lots of Love

Me

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Tmc Weekly News wrote:God King Igor

Plz stop being stupid

Lots of Love

Me

ur head is about to be put on a spike

Malcholm

Tmc Weekly News wrote:God King Igor

Plz stop being stupid

Lots of Love

Me

[nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] I think viva is just unhappy because he has the same title as truxol. Appoint him to "master complainer" instead

Malcholm

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Gyuamno wrote:ur head is about to be put on a spike

Death to Communism!

congratz 2 our new great propgandist lemon boy

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:congratz 2 our new great propgandist lemon boy

I would rather just be a servant. VIVA is looking triggered.

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Gyuamno wrote:congratz 2 our new great propgandist lemon boy

Should I not be propogandist?I am of course the regional newspaper.

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Should I not be propogandist?I am of course the regional newspaper.

i cant hear u over the sound of suppression

Malcholm

Post by The Mystical Council News Agency suppressed by Gyuamno.

The Mystical Council News Agency

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Should I not be propogandist?I am of course the regional newspaper.

WRONG

Malcholm

Gyuamno wrote:congratz 2 our new great propgandist lemon boy

jk it is actualy truxxy

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:WRONG

Right.Tommorow we have 30 articles.

The Mystical Council News Agency

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Right.Tommorow we have 30 articles.

I may not have as many articles, but mine have more than 6 sentences on my articles

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:I may not have as many articles, but mine have more than 6 sentences on my articles

Touché.

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon, The Mystical Council News Agency

i am disbanding tmc weekly news, they are FAKE NEWS

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:i am disbanding tmc weekly news, they are FAKE NEWS

who is real news?

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Gyuamno wrote:i am disbanding tmc weekly news, they are FAKE NEWS

Nope it is private business.

Exotic Lemon

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:who is real news?

u r real news

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Nope it is private business.

they are also trash news. Try actually stating facts viva!

Gyuamno

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:I may not have as many articles, but mine have more than 6 sentences on my articles

At least mine doesn't have 15 days between articles.

Tmc Weekly News wrote:At least mine doesn't have 15 days between articles.

u have been demoted to the lowest level in the region, FAKE NEWS

The Mystical Council News Agency, Tmc Weekly News

Tmc Weekly News wrote:At least mine doesn't have 15 days between articles.

My newspaper actually states whats going on, instead of forwarding your own campaign for prime minister.

Gyuamno

Tmc Weekly News wrote:At least mine doesn't have 15 days between articles.

tmc weekly news? more like tmc biased news

Gyuamno

i want news articles written about me for years to come

The Mystical Council News Agency

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

Like you did for Culture minister

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:My newspaper actually states whats going on, instead of forwarding your own campaign for prime minister.

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Like you did for Culture minister

not my fault parakka and fezchia didnt make factbooks.

Gyuamno

Gyuamno wrote:i want news articles written about me for years to come

believe me, there is going to be a great news story about this

Gyuamno

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:believe me, there is going to be a great news story about this

ty glorious paper news agency. the old government is now defunct forever. FOREVER.

i am the government now

Malcholm, The Mystical Council News Agency

Tmc Weekly News wrote:Like you did for Culture minister

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=824032 at least I now how to use a spacebar

WE HAVE STRONK LEADER NOW!

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, The Mystical Council News Agency

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=824032 at least I now how to use a spacebar

*giggles*

Malcholm, The Mystical Council News Agency

Post self-deleted by Gyuamno.

Post self-deleted by Tmc Weekly News.

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=824032 at least I now how to use a spacebar

at least I write about interesting news rather than who has their wa where and when any random nation joined the region.

Gyuamno wrote:GREAT LORD FORESTAVIA, I AM GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US. I AM DOING THIS IN HONOR OF YOU

Uh-huh. Well, I did say it was time to shake things up.... I like the new flag Stronk God King. We should build stronk embassy with Internationale and be on good terms with the Fleet.

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland

Tmc Weekly News wrote:at least I write about interesting news rather than who has their wa where and when any random nation joined the region.
At least my news articles have over 10 sentences in them. And they have color, and organization, instead of randomly italicizing the whole thing.

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:At least my news articles have over 10 sentences in them. And they have color, and organization, instead of randomly italicizing the whole thing.

At least I don't use tabloid questions at the ends of paragraphs

This is like watching Fox and CNN duke it out.

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, The Mystical Council News Agency

Tmc Weekly News wrote:At least I don't use tabloid questions at the ends of paragraphs

Your articles look like they took 4 minutes to write. How is this news? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=828769 It just randomly mentions people in the midst of grammatical errors. How do you tell a whole story with 6-10 sentences?

Forestavia wrote:Uh-huh. Well, I did say it was time to shake things up.... I like the new flag Stronk God King. We should build stronk embassy with Internationale and be on good terms with the Fleet.

good idea lord

Malcholm

Post by Tmc Weekly News suppressed by Gyuamno.

Tmc Weekly News

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:Your articles look like they took 4 minutes to write. How is this news? https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=828769 It just randomly mentions people in the midst of grammatical errors. How do you tell a whole story with 6-10 sentences?

At least I write articles rather than writing 25 one sentence long News pieces

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_mystical_council_news_agency/detail=factbook/id=804734

Tmc Weekly News wrote:At least I write articles rather than writing 25 one sentence long News pieces

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_mystical_council_news_agency/detail=factbook/id=804734

i know u r but wat am i

Malcholm

Tmc Weekly News wrote:At least I write articles rather than writing 25 one sentence long News pieces

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_mystical_council_news_agency/detail=factbook/id=804734

At least my articles have information in them. You put couldn't even spell [nation=short]civilisunio[/nation] correctly, https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=828769 let alone tell me his past political offices or plans.

Forestavia wrote:This is like watching Fox and CNN duke it out.

which one is which?

Forestavia

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:which one is which?

Your fox definitely.

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:which one is which?

ur fox, tmc weekly is the fake news clinton news network

Tmc Weekly News

Oakplumington wrote:Democracy is so yesterday...

Wouldn't you agree God King [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation]

Gyuamno, Forestavia

The Mystical Council News Agency wrote:Wouldn't you agree God King [nation=short]gyuamno[/nation]

absolutely, that is y i am carrying out the wishes of our dear founder Oak. ridding this region of democracy once and for all!

Gyuamno wrote:absolutely, that is y i am carrying out the wishes of our dear founder Oak. ridding this region of democracy once and for all!

We shall rise up and take our democracy back!

Gyuamno, Parakka Northland, Tmc Weekly News

Forestavia wrote:We shall rise up and take our democracy back!

how dare u go against the words of our founder u worthless peasant

Forestavia, Parakka Northland

Gyuamno wrote:how dare u go against the words of our founder u worthless peasant

I propose we have stronk coup against God King!

Gyuamno, Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:I propose we have stronk coup against God King!

who would you support as delegate?

Forestavia wrote:I propose we have stronk coup against God King!

enjoy ur new region role, i will crush u all

Exotic Lemon wrote:who would you support as delegate?

gyuamno

Forestavia, Exotic Lemon

Exotic Lemon wrote:who would you support as delegate?

Anyone but the God King.

Gyuamno

Forestavia wrote:Anyone but the God King.

:O

Operation Democracy Reinstate (May 2017)

Malcholm

Forestavia wrote:Operation Democracy Reinstate (May 2017)

wait until oak hears about this

Forestavia, Malcholm

Gyuamno wrote:wait until oak hears about this

Isn't it funny though that the very first post on this RMB is about the death of democracy, and yet we're one of the most democratic regions.

Malcholm

Breaking News

ROLEPLAY:

The [nation=short]New_Bacon[/nation] Government has declared a State of Emergency by President Climaco. The New Bacon Congress is set to pass a mandatory curfew that the President will regulate for all New Bacon Citizens following the threat of communism by delegate Igor. The curfew is expected to last until Gyuamno ceases power to the regular government. National Police and swat are loaded with heavy gear at all of [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation]'s borders.

Gyuamno, Forestavia

...What happened?

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Bacon Central News

The Immortal Elysium wrote:...What happened?

A coup. We must bring all of our WA's here and endorse someone other than this - self-declared God King. The Red Menace is upon us.

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Bacon Central News

Stronk Red Menace I should say.

Gyuamno, Bacon Central News

The Immortal Elysium wrote:...What happened?

You are great servant under my kingdom

Forestavia wrote:Isn't it funny though that the very first post on this RMB is about the death of democracy, and yet we're one of the most democratic regions.

THERE IS NOTHING DEMOCRATIC ABOUT OVERTHROWING THE RIGHTFUL GOD KING!

So....I need to bring my WA over? Who am I endorsing?

Gyuamno wrote:THERE IS NOTHING DEMOCRATIC ABOUT OVERTHROWING THE RIGHTFUL GOD KING!

We don't have time for democracy right now. We have to secure this region from the red menace first and only then will we be able to continue our democratic way of life.

The Immortal Elysium wrote:So....I need to bring my WA over? Who am I endorsing?

Anyone. Who will you choose to back? The red menace? Or, the government we've worked so hard to build?

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Written by Refuge Isle.