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The poll following the ones that are up right now will take Lemon's idea (the poll from the Battle Guard awhile back) and make the offices permanent instead of a temporary thing. As it stands right now the offices can be disbanded if Oak returns. My aim is to make the offices stay even if Oak returns. I didn't explain this very well in the telegram I just sent out.

Truxol

Endorse Alistia

Alistia, New Bacon, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae

Exotic Lemon wrote:Not sure why "hurray", but I do hope you feel better. Who else will spread communism?

Thanks Lemon Man. I thought I was cured a few days ago but the sickness came back, with a vengeance.

Truxol wrote:Iz ok, already have set plan for communist revolution in region.

I have left 10 copies of communist manifesto under parakka's doorstep every day. I think it might be working, as yesterday he only yelled "stupid commie" once instead of the usual 3 times.

If I die, I bequeath all my belongings and the Red Hot Chili Pepper empire to you Truxol.

Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Barishmacht wrote:Endorse Alistia

Ah man, I didn't see Alistia! I knew about Parakka and Bacon but Alistia is over there flying under the cover of night. Gathering endorsements stealth mode.

Alistia, Malcholm, Truxol, Parakka Northland

The current election is to replace Malcholm's seat.

Truxol

Forestavia wrote:Ah man, I didn't see Alistia! I knew about Parakka and Bacon but Alistia is over there flying under the cover of night. Gathering endorsements stealth mode.

Power vacuum!

Forestavia, Truxol

*Starts sneaking fireproof communist manifestos under Parakka's doorstep*

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:The current election is to replace Malcholm's seat.

No, it is for Truxol's seat.

Truxol used to be on the council, but since July 1st he became minister, but he still had to juggle both potions on the council and as a minister.

So technically we have an empty seat right now. That's for whom the election is: To fill the seat.

Forestavia, New Bacon, Truxol

Forestavia wrote:My first regional law proposal as Domestic Minister:

REGIONAL LAW (Proposed July 15, 2017) -

In the interests of regional security, it is hereby deemed illegal to ban the founder, the founder's main, or any puppets belonging to the founder for any reason. This will keep the regional influence buffer strong as influence is essential for a secure region.

Legalese Format:

Section I.

It shall be unlawful for anyone to ban the founder nation from the region at any instance thereto.

Section II.

Anyone who bans the founder can face a suspension from office for up to one election cycle [three months].

Just thought I'd give you an idea of what what a law looks like in legalese format. Consider this format when people complain about GRAMMAR!!!.

Truxol, Viva Italia

New Bacon wrote:Legalese Format:

Section I.

It shall be unlawful for anyone to ban the founder nation from the region at any instance thereto.

Section II.

Anyone who bans the founder can face a suspension from office for up to one election cycle [three months].

Just thought I'd give you an idea of what what a law looks like in legalese format. Consider this format when people complain about GRAMMAR!!!.

Not bad. I still like my wording better. It's more...specific. Looks like my proposal might not pass though.

Truxol, Parakka Northland

Mugwop wrote:No, it is for Truxol's seat.

Truxol used to be on the council, but since July 1st he became minister, but he still had to juggle both potions on the council and as a minister.

So technically we have an empty seat right now. That's for whom the election is: To fill the seat.

Oops. That's right. Forgot about that. Thanks for pointing that out. Where is my mind?

Truxol, Mugwop

No endorsements? I need to reverse my strategy and keep Parakka in power now.

Truxol, Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:The poll following the ones that are up right now will take Lemon's idea (the poll from the Battle Guard awhile back) and make the offices permanent instead of a temporary thing. As it stands right now the offices can be disbanded if Oak returns. My aim is to make the offices stay even if Oak returns. I didn't explain this very well in the telegram I just sent out.

The officers are always permanent unless the region voted otherwise or we get raided.

Truxol

Truxol wrote:*Starts sneaking fireproof communist manifestos under Parakka's doorstep*

*uses it for carpet underlay to help resist fire upstairs*

Forestavia

Parakka Northland wrote:*uses it for carpet underlay to help resist fire upstairs*

*laughs manically*

Soon your house will be full of communism!

*munches on stronk russian turnip*

Gyuamno, Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:Ah man, I didn't see Alistia! I knew about Parakka and Bacon but Alistia is over there flying under the cover of night. Gathering endorsements stealth mode.

I sadly lost bacons ;(

Gyuamno, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Truxol wrote:*laughs manically*

Soon your house will be full of communism!

*munches on stronk russian turnip*

*walks up and down on the upstairs carpet thinking that finally im getting to walk all over communism*

Parakka Northland wrote:*walks up and down on the upstairs carpet thinking that finally im getting to walk all over communism*

*communism seeps into your feet*

Gyuamno

Truxol wrote:*communism seeps into your feet*

*communism expelled due to it being a fraud system. Then start to rip up the communist drivel from the first floor carpet underlay*

[nation=short]truxol[/nation] can you take over the court trial today, tomorrow and Friday? I'm very limited on time.

Truxol

New Bacon wrote:[nation=short]truxol[/nation] can you take over the court trial today, tomorrow and Friday? I'm very limited on time.

Will do.

Hail delegate Alistia!

Congratz boo ;*

You'll probably hold it for a few days, if not hours before the Mystical Council elite unendorse and overthrow you. You'll soon be replaced by their puppet!

Forestavia, Alistia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:Hail delegate Alistia!

Congratz boo ;*

You'll probably hold it for a few days, if not hours before the Mystical Council elite unendorse and overthrow you. You'll soon be replaced by their puppet!

[nation=short]alistia[/nation] ;)

Alistia, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae

Congrats [nation=short]Alistia[/nation]

Forestavia, Alistia, Barishmacht, Truxol, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae

Congratulations Alistia

Forestavia, Alistia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Thank you.

I will serve to the best of my ability!

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Barishmacht, Truxol, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae

Alistia wrote:Thank you.

I will serve to the best of my ability!

Congrats on becoming delegate. Guess we will never know if I would have stepped down at 100 days.

Forestavia, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae

OOC:

[B]Read all about it!. New editions of The Force Flyer, Voice of the Union, and The Weekly Update. And try [nation=short]All Wild Things[/nation]’ Orienteering challenge.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=818815

Barishmacht, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae

Mugwop is ranked as the most extreme in the region. Misley is ranked second only to our Lord and Savior.

Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:Hail delegate Alistia!

Congratz boo ;*

You'll probably hold it for a few days, if not hours before the Mystical Council elite unendorse and overthrow you. You'll soon be replaced by their puppet!

Unless Alistia is part of the elite.

Gyuamno, Alistia, Truxol, Parakka Northland, Untoreragarekinae

Ay yo people. Endorse me pls

Exotic Lemon

Forestavia wrote:Unless Alistia is part of the elite.

Well define elite isn't it. I would certainly say he is in an elite group just not sure which one haha

Forestavia, Alistia

Parakka Northland wrote:Well define elite isn't it. I would certainly say he is in an elite group just not sure which one haha

Lol!

Hey I am back. I see [nation=short]alistia[/nation] is delegate now

Alistia, Untoreragarekinae

Truxol wrote:Ay yo people. Endorse me pls

I am considering running again. But first, I want to see Alisitia's plan

Truxol

Congratulations Judge [nation=short]Barishmacht[/nation]! You will be replacing Truxol on the Lunar Council. I think Truxol is supposed to remain on the Council for the trial though.

Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Forestavia wrote:Congratulations Judge [nation=short]Barishmacht[/nation]! You will be replacing Truxol on the Lunar Council. I think Truxol is supposed to remain on the Council for the trial though.

Congratulations [nation=short]barishmacht[/nation]

Forestavia, Truxol, Untoreragarekinae

Forestavia wrote:Congratulations Judge [nation=short]Barishmacht[/nation]! You will be replacing Truxol on the Lunar Council. I think Truxol is supposed to remain on the Council for the trial though.

That is true

Truxol wrote:That is true

Your Honor,

I have presented more evidence for you, Bacon, and Malcholm to consider.

Truxol

Mugwop wrote:[nation=short]Forestavia[/nation] I don't know how useful that Fire Chief thing, but your next order of business should be gathering regional opinion and idea about the house of lords matter in the constitution.

I'm going to tackle this next. It took me awhile to find this post. I want to see what Bacon has in the constitution first, what we voted on last September, and come up with some options that are simple and straight forward.

Gyuamno wrote:Common stock you receive voting rights, and your cash flow will be fluctuating dividends or by selling shares. Uncertain.

Preferred stock you have no voting rights, but you receive your cash flow in the form of a fixed dividend payment or by selling. Certain.

Preferred stock dividends are paid out before common stock and since preferred stock is paid out in determined intervals at a fixed price it is more predictable.

Common stock you are at the whim of the board of directors ;)

There's a lot more to it but those are the general themes. Preferred stock is almost but not quite a bond.

I'll take Common Stock! I figure it's worth the risk since we have a Fire Chief now. ;)

Truxol

The Fire Chief needs to be sure to include volcanic activity and the number of regional fires they put out (or started for that matter) in their report to the Prime Minister.

Truxol, Untoreragarekinae

[B]Praise your Lord [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation]![/B]

He will purify you from your sins and corruption, in his blessed fire.

A vote for Lord [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation] is a vote for the Holy Fire.

Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae

Post self-deleted by Untoreragarekinae.

Post self-deleted by Untoreragarekinae.

I write myself, Untoreragarekinae, in as a candidate for the Fire Chief!

I will show you that fires can be extinguished via dropkick!

Vote for me, Untoreragarekinae, and the fires will be kicked into submission by sweaty martial artists!

Alistia

Untoreragarekinae wrote:I write myself, Untoreragarekinae, in as a candidate for the Fire Chief!

I will show you that fires can be extinguished via dropkick!

Vote for me, Untoreragarekinae, and the fires will be kicked into submission by sweaty martial artists!

If I get a contract with TMC fire you better provide good services

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_mystical_council_news_agency/detail=factbook/id=858835 our new article is out. Sorry its short but I didn't have much time

Gyuamno

hey guys its [nation=short]exotic lemon[/nation]. The original owner of [nation=short]civilisunio[/nation] asked for it back, so I no longer control it. I repeat, I do not own it anymore.

New Bacon

I like [nation=short]Borbun[/nation]'s name.

Reminds me of Bourbon from Metro 2033. A true hero :'(

Truxol

*screams*

Gyuamno, Truxol

The Immortal Elysium wrote:*screams*

Do you have any idea what time it is?! People are trying to sleep around here!

Truxol

Oh boy this is an important weather announcement:

We have a [nation=short]Low_Pressure_System[/nation] in the region!

Malcholm, Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:Do you have any idea what time it is?! People are trying to sleep around here!

Shush, I'm trying to sleep.

STEP RIGHT UP TO THE MYSTICAL COUNCIL CASINO.

[nation=short]Forestavia[/nation] wanted to start casino games, and his first being blackjack. I have set up the tables and I invite all to try their hand!

Let me know if you want to play! :D

All players start with a $250 voucher!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=859356

Forestavia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:Oh boy this is an important weather announcement:

We have a [nation=short]Low_Pressure_System[/nation] in the region!

We have a lot of new people in the region. Especially since forest was too lazy to revive the founder

Gyuamno, Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:STEP RIGHT UP TO THE MYSTICAL COUNCIL CASINO.

[nation=short]Forestavia[/nation] wanted to start casino games, and his first being blackjack. I have set up the tables and I invite all to try their hand!

Let me know if you want to play! :D

All players start with a $250 voucher!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=859356

If its blackjack I wouldnt mind playing

Gyuamno, Truxol

Exotic Lemon wrote:We have a lot of new people in the region. Especially since forest was too lazy to revive the founder

I believe they will make great friends.

It's not a matter of being lazy. He has said repeatedly time and time again, the founder will be revived if the region is under attack. Oakplumington is a puppet, and if he doesn't want it to be active then it's his own volition.

This is the same as to me to ask you this: [nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation], please revive Federal_Commonwealth_Refounder it's my favorite nation you have! It's your choice to revive it, not mine. Of course, you will revive the Federal Commonwealth Refounder if it's needed, but you don't need it right now... so why keep it active?

Forestavia, Truxol

Barishmacht wrote:If its blackjack I wouldnt mind playing

Sweet, you can play alone (the beauty of blackjack) if you'd like. We can play later, I will always act as the house in the beginning. Until it gains traction then we can rotate dealers. As disclosure, I will be using this site to deal cards: https://www.random.org/playing-cards/

There will be six decks used during our games, as is tradition for a casino to use six to eight.

Gyuamno wrote:Sweet, you can play alone (the beauty of blackjack) if you'd like. We can play later, I will always act as the house in the beginning. Until it gains traction then we can rotate dealers. As disclosure, I will be using this site to deal cards: https://www.random.org/playing-cards/

There will be six decks used during our games, as is tradition for a casino to use six to eight.

I made a blackjack java program....only a little buggy.

The Immortal Elysium wrote:I made a blackjack java program....only a little buggy.

OOOO Immortal Elysium Proprietary software!

That may be better to use, if you could link it somewhere?

Gyuamno wrote:OOOO Immortal Elysium Proprietary software!

That may be better to use, if you could link it somewhere?

One: It's a one player program, the computer plays the dealer

Two: It's java, not javascript, so it can only be ran if you have downloaded java or have a java compiler/editor/runner thing.

Three: All my code is on my usb which is all the way in the living room.

The Immortal Elysium wrote:One: It's a one player program, the computer plays the dealer

Two: It's java, not javascript, so it can only be ran if you have downloaded java or have a java compiler/editor/runner thing.

Three: All my code is on my usb which is all the way in the living room.

Oh darn...

Well out of all of those, I think three is the main roadblock

Gyuamno wrote:

Oh darn...

Well out of all of those, I think three is the main roadblock

Well, with some tinkering I might be able to allow for multiple players.

Would still need a computer though.

Gyuamno wrote:I believe they will make great friends.

It's not a matter of being lazy. He has said repeatedly time and time again, the founder will be revived if the region is under attack. Oakplumington is a puppet, and if he doesn't want it to be active then it's his own volition.

This is the same as to me to ask you this: [nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation], please revive Federal_Commonwealth_Refounder it's my favorite nation you have! It's your choice to revive it, not mine. Of course, you will revive the Federal Commonwealth Refounder if it's needed, but you don't need it right now... so why keep it active?

chill ya commie. I know forest has a right to do what he wants with his nations. I meant it more as a warning to any potential raiders reading the RMB

Gyuamno, Truxol

The Immortal Elysium wrote:I made a blackjack java program....only a little buggy.

Dude thats cool. Who cares about it being buggy

Truxol

[nation=short]gyuamno[/nation] is my favorite commie

Gyuamno, Truxol

Exotic Lemon wrote:

Dude thats cool. Who cares about it being buggy

I mean, I care about it being buggy.

If I ever make it to the living room, I may post some code and link it or something.

Exotic Lemon wrote:chill ya commie. I know forest has a right to do what he wants with his nations. I meant it more as a warning to any potential raiders reading the RMB

I will chill once communism reigns over the Mystical Council!

Truxol

I will be gone for the next few days (5). I may or may not have access to a computer

Gyuamno, Truxol

Exotic Lemon wrote:I will be gone for the next few days (5). I may or may not have access to a computer

See you soon Lemon Man!

New Bacon, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Post self-deleted by The Immortal Elysium.

Post self-deleted by The Immortal Elysium.

@Fezchia! No......

Gyuamno, New Bacon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:@Fezchia! No......

i keeled 'im

Truxol

For those who are interested here is the link to The Regional Alliance Discord server https://discord.gg/X7bvxkG

New Bacon, Malcholm

Exotic Lemon wrote:We have a lot of new people in the region. Especially since forest was too lazy to revive the founder

*Ahem*

*Cleans ears*

Did you say [I]too crazy[/I]?

Truxol, Parakka Northland

Gyuamno wrote:I will chill once communism reigns over the Mystical Council!

Boooooooooooo!

Gyuamno, Parakka Northland

[nation=short]Alistia[/nation]!

You're the new Fire Chief! Grant yourself all possible powers because our region's fire chief is going to be all powerful. After all you've got to be all powerful to fight volcanoes.

Gyuamno

NS has a new mobile layout?

Gyuamno, Truxol, Parakka Northland

New Bacon wrote:NS has a new mobile layout?

They've been adding a lot of new features to NS lately. Exciting times. :)

New Bacon, Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:[nation=short]Alistia[/nation]!

You're the new Fire Chief! Grant yourself all possible powers because our region's fire chief is going to be all powerful. After all you've got to be all powerful to fight volcanoes.

The volcanic fires of Mount Lord [nation=short]MuGWOP[/nation] cannot be tamed. It is a futile attempt.

Forestavia

Don't we have a minister of culture anymore?

Gyuamno, Truxol

Lucernism Day was on the 19th. Hope it was a good one! I forgot about it this year.

Gyuamno, Malcholm, Truxol

Forestavia wrote:Don't we have a minister of culture anymore?

I guess he isn't important enough :(

[nation=short]alistia[/nation] Congratz, try not to burn us alive!

Alistia, Truxol, Parakka Northland

New Bacon wrote:NS has a new mobile layout?

I thought my phone was messing up tbh haha.

I like the menu vertical not horizontal oh well.

New Bacon, Truxol

NS has a new mobile layout?

Well, at least since yesterday.

It was quite a surprise for me since I was mostly on Stately.

New Bacon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:NS has a new mobile layout?

Well, at least since yesterday.

It was quite a surprise for me since I was mostly on Stately.

Wuts that

Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:Wuts that

A: it's a phone application

I r smart

Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:A: it's a phone application

I r smart

*slow clap*

Truxol, Parakka Northland

The Immortal Elysium wrote:*slow clap*

*slightly faster clap*

Gyuamno

Forestavia wrote:Don't we have a minister of culture anymore?

Actually it was [nation=short]Teurs[/nation] by a default vote, but you didn't bother to appoint him as Oak, and you didn't bother to notify the delegate as the minister responsible for polling :|

Alistia, Truxol

Mugwop wrote:Actually it was [nation=short]Teurs[/nation] by a default vote, but you didn't bother to appoint him as Oak, and you didn't bother to notify the delegate as the minister responsible for polling :|

Well, Teurs never accepted the nomination soooooo. I don't know the validity of having him in office for something he never accepted.

Alistia, New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland

Gyuamno wrote:Well, Teurs never accepted the nomination soooooo. I don't know the validity of having him in office for something he never accepted.

Fair point I guess.

Alistia, Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:[nation=short]Alistia[/nation]!

You're the new Fire Chief! Grant yourself all possible powers because our region's fire chief is going to be all powerful. After all you've got to be all powerful to fight volcanoes.

MUHAHAHAHAH!

I AM THE GOD KING OF TMC! ALL SHOW BOW BEFORE ME!

[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I order you to forge me a special ring made from the fires of Mount Doom.

Gyuamno, Exotic Lemon

Alistia wrote:MUHAHAHAHAH!

I AM THE GOD KING OF TMC! ALL SHOW BOW BEFORE ME!

[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I order you to forge me a special ring made from the fires of Mount Doom.

Hmm.....why do I think that's a bad idea?

Alistia, Parakka Northland

The Immortal Elysium wrote:*slow clap*

Truxol wrote:*slightly faster clap*

OMG! You guys got the clap and it's spreading!

*Thinks twice about inviting you all fishing this weekend*

Truxol

The Bears wrote:OMG! You guys got the clap and it's spreading!

*Thinks twice about inviting you all fishing this weekend*

I don't fish.

Alistia wrote:MUHAHAHAHAH!

I AM THE GOD KING OF TMC! ALL SHOW BOW BEFORE ME!

[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I order you to forge me a special ring made from the fires of Mount Doom.

Ok you so called filthy god king...

Alistia

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