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Region: The Mystical Council
Post by Exotic Lemon suppressed by Domos Pinca.
Actually its a good idea. Maybe we could incorporate the duties mentioned into domestic minister?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
The good idea is building the wall, right?
Terran Flux
ELYSIUM WE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!
RUN!!!!!
Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon
The second nuclear apocalypse is upon us in 4 days!
Sinners will be wiped from the earth with hellfire!
Heathens repent, repent now! Or experience eternal damnation!
Forestavia, Exotic Lemon
Stop it.
Malcholm
*runs*
*returns*
*grabs pizza*
*runs*
Hmm....N-Day^2, sounds fun. But I'm already going ot be in 3 different factions.
Malcholm, Terran Flux
You bet it's a big deal mac. This place is all about fighting for your rights. Mine are being trampled on and I'm again' it! How do you ever expect to grow the region by flushing us all down the toilet all the time?
What?! WHAT? Listen here. We do important work everyday in this country. We don't like to meddle in international affairs and we don't like to be meddled with! This flush business has got to go. Savvy?
Forestavia, Terran Flux
You young whippersnappers need to stop flushing and use and outhouse once in a while. Swab the poop deck you scurvy dogs!
Terran Flux
Grrrrr. I'm against walls unless there be treasure worth buildin' a wall around, savvy?
Terran Flux
Ahahwha. Grrr. Poppycock and mud puddles. I answer issues all the time. I ain't bother sendin' tele 'rams to anyone who ain't bother'd sendin' me one. Yer suckin' 'way my influence by kickin' me out all the time. Ya best be rethinkin' 'bouts this chicken brained scheme of yers.
Terran Flux
Here's a question: What have you contributed to this region?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Glad ya asked matey. As I sees it, there be big red bold letters atop the WFE sayin' plain as day "Welcome to The Mystical Council!" An' if any of ye lily-livered landlubbers be thinkin' those words don't mean what they be sayin' then shiver me timbers, was I a fool of a sprog to join the likes o' this region.
Terran Flux
[nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation] you have ejected quite a number of nations in a short time, a lot more than I expected you would. I don't know what exactly are your reasons for each one, but given how many nations you have ejected, I think you must create a public dispatch from now on and state your reason as to why you thought it was appropriate to eject a particular nation, and what exactly were your suspicions of the nation.
This is the best course of action for the sake of transparency; otherwise right now it looks like you're just ejecting nations simply because you don't know who they are. That's not such a good reason. So please make your reasons clearly and explicitly known from now on, for each ejected nation.
Forestavia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Zaraheemia
Well, what it means is "We greet you to the mystical council"
It's a form of greeting, not some form of assurance that you'll always be here.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
By the powers that be! We 'ave ourselves 'ere a tried an' true buccaneer! Now that thar be the exact trouble I be havin' with these scallywags. Ya see clearly what that squiffy of a minister be doin' to these 'ere natives. Abuse, I tells ya. Let me buy you a pint of rum on me my matey! :)
Terran Flux
Grrrr. When I makes a deal for a piece of eight, I expects to get a piece of eights worth a deal, savvy? I ain't be lookin' for no treasure that ain't be worth havin'.
Terran Flux
Well, here it is:
"7. Ejections, bans, and password actions taken by government officers may be appealed to the Lunar Council."
So, go for an appeal.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Are you crazy? The 'thorities be havin' a tendency to send guys like me straight to the gallows. I ain't interested in goin' to Davy Jones' locker. A trial be lastin' two months o'er there. I ain't interested either in findin' out what the likes of an appeal will take. I'd rather fight out 'ere with the wind at my back on the high seas where it be every man for himself - (or lass fo' herself for that matter - aye, these be gender sensitive times, my mates). I be drawin' my sword after I finish this 'ere pint with my mate Mugwop.
Ya ever think of bein' a first mate, Mugwop. They calls ya "Lord Mugwop" on occasion. That's mighty fine by me so longs that title doesn't go to far into yer skull, savvy? What say you?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
The culture minister should note that we apparently have pirates in the region. As domestic minister, I assure you all that we will be checking for stol- er- that is [I]borrowed[/I] merchandise at all of our sea ports.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
I usually don't use the @ symbol because it only seems to work for single-word nations. I usually use the [nation=short method. I'm wondering if your browser and flash player are up-to-date (this is a wild stab in the dark - they might not have anything to do with it).
The "@" works if you use the underscore with spaces.
Forestavia, Alistia, Parakka Northland
I wasn't in the path of totality but it was still pretty amazing to see little crescent shadows on the ground.
New Bacon
Awesome! Let me try.
[nation=short]Southern_Forestavia[/nation]
Thanks! You just taught me something new! That's cool. And easy.
Parakka Northland
Yeah, it is.
Figured it out after pinging [nation=short]The[/nation] many, many times.
With the founder CTE would it be worth revisiting the idea of joining a defence organisation like The Regional Alliance? [nation=short]Terran_flux[/nation] and [nation=short]Forestavia[/nation].
I'm aware as yet we are waiting the results of the trial.
Terran Flux
I personally am interested in having TMC join the alliance
Parakka Northland
Where I live I wasn't either. I had to drive two hours to the path.
Parakka Northland
We dont need another officer.
Good ideas, but the powers can be handed out to othrts.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=news
We need to fire the most nukes.
Malcholm, Terran Flux, Illfated
OOC:
[B]Read all about it from [URL=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=818815]The NewsStand[/URL]! This week we have all-you-can-eat Breakfast Courier, the new Force Flyer, and an update on Bearing News.
Sounds fun. Too bad production isn't affected by having advanced defense forces. I'm in the top 2% in the world.
For some reason ns won't let me make the pm Candidacy poll
[nation=short]parakka[/nation] [nation=short]malcholm[/nation]
Want to make a faction between tmc, sa, tghi and tro? During the nukes
Terran Flux
was thinking of prioritizing Diamond City b/c nukes go well with a fallout theme, won't be bothering much with TGHI this time. would possibly be up for it though
Terran Flux
Sure thing
Alistia, Malcholm, Terran Flux
I already said I will gladly give out the list to anyone who asked me. No one asked me. Also I didn't just eject random people. [nation=short]alistia[/nation] approved every single person on that list (he declined my ejection of 2-3 and they are still here). I ejected those people because if you can't bring yourself to post a message, vote in a poll, or sometimes even answer an issue then what use are they?
Gyuamno, Alistia, Terran Flux
Being inactive in the region is NOT a good reason to eject a nation.
I honestly thought you had a far better reason to eject those people. I thought you had looked at some patterns, behaviors, login times, and other variables that suggested that they might be raiders, and based on those you ejected them.
I thought you had contacted them, asked them questions, did some actual intelligence work... but you only ejected them because they were inactive?! [B]THAT'S IT?![/B]
That is an extreme abuse of power and I had a far better expectation of you. What exactly made you think that this is a good idea?
Zaraheemia
By the way, this is not to say I don't know about sleeper agents. I am far too familiar with that, however I expected you to do a much better detective work before ejecting people.
Mugwop I was former raider. I used to do things exactly like this. I would go to a region, be inactive but still gather influence. Default flags, maybe answer issues. Not call attention to myself, or anything like that. Alistia and I went through the list.
Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
I honestly don't know what to tell. On one had I can see the situation you are in, but on the other hand you got no solid evidence, and it doesn't seem that you have made contact with these people to investigate them, and you are treating them as guilty until proven innocent.
That's no good.
Parakka Northland, Zaraheemia
They all never applied for citizenship of any kind, therefore do not enjoy the rights and privileges as the rest. Give them the boot Lemon!
Alistia, Terran Flux, Illfated, Parakka Northland
If it helps, most of them also went through 2-3 regions before coming here (all in same minute), a raider tactic.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
Alright cool.
I'm also asking Libertatem if they are interested
Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
We need an ejection ledger. This requires more transparency.
I'm just gonna once again acknowledge the fact that Lemon will provide the list if asked, [nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation] mind letting me see the list bb?
Gyuamno
Not good enough, it has to be more transparent and open with the region.
Let me tinker on for something.
I got it
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=875223
This is a simple documenting ledger for [nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation] to copy so the region can keep track. Also it is helpful so we can see if a nation has been ejected before from our region, and when was it ejected, and why, just in case we forget.
The dispatch exists in raw format https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=875223/raw=1 so Lemon can easily copy it and edit it for all future ejections and bans
Alistia, Malcholm, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
how do you link dispatches into chat? new feature?
Terran Flux
should be done automatically when the system detects that you dropped a dispatch link in an RMB post
Terran Flux
I have been blessed by the great spirits who bestowed upon me such great powers.
Shhhhhhhh, it's the spirits. That's the official and only story.
Parakka Northland
I will accept your proposal. Some of the data on these nations is lost, but I will do my best to fulfill it.
Alistia, Parakka Northland, Mugwop
I demand someone make a news article on recent things going on here.
I also expect a monthly report from [nation=short]viva_italia[/nation], [nation=short]exotic_lemon[/nation], [nation=short]barishmacht[/nation], [nation=short]terran_flux[/nation], [nation=short]forestavia[/nation]
Gyuamno
Well what matter most is filling the data for any future actions. If you can't remember stuff about nations already ejected, then that's fine, we'll just do a fresh start. And this will really help us keep track of these kinds of things.
Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
If you eject everyone, you won't have to explain yourself to anyone.
Gyuamno, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon
I don't mind explaining myself. Maybe I did go a little overboard.
Terran Flux
Arrr, man overboard! Bring the ship about mates! The scallywag o' a minister won' be dyin' on me watch if I has a say in the matter. Throw out a life raft! Bring 'em aboard and give 'em quarter on me ship an' if it suits him fancy let 'em have himself a meal proper fo' the o'casion. Then, if he be so obliged, we can talk square ov'r some rum.
18 posts
(now 17)
Omg so close!
Inching ever closer
I dab on my haters
I also dab in the laters
Sometimes, I dab with the skaters
The sun gleamed off of the sparkling waves, illuminating the room with a soft blue light.
Post self-deleted by Parakka Northland.
Post self-deleted by Parakka Northland.
A tremendous moment in history
Almost there
This will be when we get raided haha
Exotic Lemon
6 (now 5) more.
Are you ready, kids?
I said, are you ready?
New Bacon
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants
New Bacon
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants
New Bacon
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spongebob Squarepants
New Bacon
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Squarepants
New Bacon
Post by Gyuamno suppressed by Domos Pinca.
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New Bacon, Malcholm
Hi Nation States historians.
Welcome to page 1000 ;)
New Bacon, Malcholm
And of course Gyuamno just had to post 7 messages in a row.
Parakka Northland, Texizona
Total scumbag move.
I've been gone this weekend, I had to catch up somehow.
Terran Flux
Yeah.....sure.
Parakka Northland, Texizona
Post by Terran Flux suppressed by Domos Pinca.
I helped bb gyuamno with my 3 messages
Gyuamno
thx bb i knew i could count on u
Terran Flux
VOTE FOR [nation=short]TERRAN FLUX[/nation] FOR PRIME MINISTER
I had long been in this region as a loyal citizen, judge and now your minister of foreign affairs, formerly known as the nation of [nation=short]Truxol[/nation] I pledge that I will put forth the upmost of effort into the position of prime minister, should I be elected. And if you vote for me, I'll send you a specialized telegram thanking you and a personal message from myself.
Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon, Exotic Lemon
Oh, if I get a personalized message, then definitely.
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
It's a preview. It's nationstates' new feature.
Gyuamno
[flute] 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
I made it! yus
But what if the haters dab back :0
You dab harder, faster, and stronger
Gyuamno
Post self-deleted by Exotic Lemon.
What better way to celebrate 1000 pages than a nuclear holocaust!
Do we have any plans on how we are going to coordinate to guarantee our survival?
I for one would be more than happy to focus on making the defenses.
Ohhh government officials where are you when we need you!?
[nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation] and I have a treaty so I know I can count on him!
Check out the treaty if you have territory in the northern region that has water access. You may qualify!
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gyuamno/detail=factbook/id=851637
Alistia, Terran Flux
I assume it's something role play related?
Gyuamno, Terran Flux
Yep it's for roleplay
Terran Flux, Parakka Northland
And his name is John Cena!
🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
Terran Flux
I nominate [nation=short]parakka_northland[/nation] for PM.
Alistia, New Bacon, Exotic Lemon
We will be joining libertatem during the nuclear holocaust, i am the offensive general.
Terran Flux
*gets tg*
*is happy*
*regional tg*
*oh*
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon, Untoreragarekinae
Whats even worse is when you get 2 telegrams, the regional and the WA Commission one letting you know some random bill got approved and that it will probably be repealed in a few days
Gyuamno, Alistia, Terran Flux, Untoreragarekinae
I'm back guys
Alistia, Terran Flux
What happened?
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