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Region: The Mystical Council
Whos vivas main? kozelpole?
Bunicken
Okay.I'll get Hartmann.
Forestavia, Bunicken
No. Kozelpole is my Minister of Propaganda
Gagala
Forestavia, Bunicken
Oh! Well that was a surprise! You have seen me in Bunicken right? Hi and hopefully you can help [nation=short]Bunicken[/nation].
Forestavia, Bunicken, Viva Italia
Hustle up. I would rather not have to spend the night..
Forestavia
That would depend on the manner in which I am needed.
I am no Mercenary, I am simply here to lend a hand. Call it good will
Forestavia, Civilisunio, Viva Italia
Yes I have seen you in Bunicken.I'm organizing out forces.As you may know we are fighting ww3 with feminazis so out forces out a bit tied up.
Remember he is British.And unlike me he is unwilling to stay up till 3 am in the morning
Forestavia, Bunicken, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
It's Friday. Haha
Viva Italia
By the way, I like the snake in your regional flag
Viva Italia
I suppose...
Bunicken
Oh hush
Just bring in a replacement for myself
Okay.
We are helping keep the peace.
Forestavia, Bunicken
[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] told me to hold off on password protecting so I am going to wait.
Forestavia, Bunicken, Parakka Northland
Well I will be around if things fly 2) more south than they already have.;)
Bunicken, Viva Italia
No, it wasn't him, it was because forest forgot the password to oakplumington
Bunicken
Good
Civilisunio
There.Can you two agree to not right please?
Bunicken, Parakka Northland
I am agreeable to this.
Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Bunicken is here in Peace. Our region faces its darkest hour yet.
Bunicken, Malcholm, Viva Italia
Also Teurs who you all seen to be voting for is notedly absent from this.
Bunicken
I sent notices to [nation=short]transfan200[/nation], [nation=short]bcrulez[/nation], and [nation=short]tatertotia[/nation] from TGHI for WA support. I can guarantee at least Tatertot, but I'm not sure with the other two. I'll try to get my old buds through Discord in a minute. Beyond that, I'll get some more after work, but I really need to leave!! See you all in a couple hours!
Also, welcome to the party Bunicken!
Forestavia, Bunicken, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
*Presents a belt of wampum in the peace pattern. Blue and white stripes*
Forestavia, Malcholm, Viva Italia
We need all our friends. Our region has no embassies with Bunicken and yet look who is here to help us. We may not have official regional relations, but we do have many friends in Bunicken. Never forget that.
Bunicken, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Welp, got any whiskey?
Might as well get comfortable
Forestavia, Malcholm, Viva Italia
I'm coming to help I just can't let a fellow ally be in danger and let it occur.
Forestavia, Bunicken, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
We are forever indebted to the Isles.
Bunicken, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
We are in a state of emergency indefiently
Alistia, Bunicken
That depends on how you look at it. What if I were to tell you that this little exercise was actually supposed to be an elaborate prank, but ended up becoming a drill?
Mystics, you have just witnessed the first Founder CTE Drill. There is no threat.
New Bacon, Bunicken, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
Probably because he is in the marching band and playing music at the football game
Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate
*Slams whiskey on the floor*
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
lame as hell, that makes me want to leave.
New Bacon, Bunicken, Republic Of Greater Cuba
So you played us?
I know I am your friend and all, but let me say this please
You asshole
Alistia, New Bacon, Bunicken, Malcholm
*Throws the bottle at [nation=short]forestavia[/nation]*
New Bacon, Bunicken, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
I'm leaving
Alistia, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Almost makes me want a new region
Alistia, New Bacon
During the drill we did a lot of things right. Frankiestein got in touch with Bacon, our most influential nation, to set up a password. I told Bacon to hold off because I didn't want him to waste the influence.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
swear.
*starts a vote for someone else to take control of oakplumington*
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Ha! i KNEW IT!
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
Yeah i kinda figured, he swore up and down so i trusted him :P.
Time to overthrow the monarchy.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Oh for gods sake.
Alistia, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Really? It started off as a joke. But when I saw Noyan post that message on the Invaders and Plugo shoot up a flare to The Red Fleet, I figured this was more than just a joke. It was a genuine drill. Mugwop, Parakka, and I were in on it. I decided to see where it went. What happened. Who our true friends and allies were. If I had let this gone on for a day, you would have a right to be mad. But it was only for a few hours.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Is my ideology thing still going to be a thing?
Dude, on the discord we were thinking about overthrowing parakka and kicking you and mugwop out and establishing some soviet like system
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm
You my friend are a true ally of our region. I am hoping that now TMC will have all the proof it needs to construct that embassy. I can't guarantee it will get as far as the Embassy Protection Act but I feel honored that in our time of need we can count on you.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Very interesting.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
that was you and barish lol
Eh, but now I am really wondering about it
[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] shook the government system, now its unsturdy. The next time the chair is sat on, it will collaspe.
New Bacon, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Plus now our trust is limited
Alistia, New Bacon
Oh [nation=short]parakka northland[/nation] would you like an extension to all of South America since Rondaland is no longer on the map?
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
This exercise is going to serve our region well into the future. We're going to have a more detailed emergency procedure in place. It was very chaotic but I don't think we did too bad for our first drill.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Please that would be nice thank you
New Bacon
You're welcome.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Only if the wood is rotten or the chair not properly built to begin with.
Forestavia, Malcholm
I assure you, we do not have termites in this region.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I think it was really good for us to do this.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I'm pretty active with auditing. There may have been one or two elections I didn't audit. Do you think we could give that job to the Interior Minister or the Grand Duke or something like that?
Malcholm, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
The funniest part about it is that [B]Alistia was in on it as well[/B], but I think you missed a key telegram that I sent to you Forest, then the two of you managed to confuse the sh!t out of each other.
And I think it was also because when I was telegramming Alistia, our communication included Oak, Parakka, and him, but not Forest..... so that added to the mess
So Forest, who didn't know Alistia knew, goes and telegrams Alistia telling him he lost the password to Oak, so Alistia telegrams me and Parakka and goes 'I thought this was a joke, Forest telegrammed me saying he lost Oak's password, what's going on?' So I thought I should send a telegram and include Oak, Forest, Alistia to clear the confusion, but I thought naaaah.
So I just sent a telegram to Alistia saying that we should later reveal that it was a prank, and pretend that we still have access to Oak.
It was hilarious seeing the prank blow up even on my co-conspirators.
So to summarize:
[nation=short]Forestavia[/nation], Plugo was on it all along and I told him to act like he isn't.
[nation=short]Alistia[/nation], Forest never lost access to Oak. He sent you that telegram because he didn't know you were in on the joke.
Ahhhhh, that was fun.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
But yeah everyone in this region is goddamn crazy.
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I wonder if there are going to be any more twists in the plot.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
You do know that you didn't train us, you played us and made us hate you
Alistia
Oh I don't care about training for an actual scenario of us losing the founder.
I think if that happens, there's a whole lot of ways it can go down and I doubt we can ever be prepared for it.
So no for me this was not an exercise. I just did it for the lolz.
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Gee thanks, shows you really care about our region
Lighten up Cuba. Why are you taking this so personally? We do care. We care enough to have fun and from my point of view to make common sense preparations for the future. The next drill will be official and have a heads up telegram. As far as the next prank, who knows what this region will think up next?
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
We cannot prepare, because this is only one of many scenarios that can happen
Parakka Northland
Hello everyone :)
Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
Well that's a very cynical attitude my friend. It was a joke, learn to laugh at it. No one was hurt and everything is back to normal now.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
-_-
Also, this is not the first or the last time that someone in there region did something like this. We do it here every now and then, and make sure everything is cleaned up after the fun. We also try to keep them <24hrs.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
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Thank you, Kazukame. My decision is to let the democratic process work. The Lunar Council can handle this and determine if Lampar committed any actions that are punishable according to our region's laws and what degree of punishment is necessary. I reserve my emergency ability to eject and ban for site violations and things that need immediate action. Other than that, the judicial branch is responsible for that power.
Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
High King, during our drill, we though up a idea for depertments in our government, and I think you should hear it
Forestavia
I got and read your tg, but forest denied it so
Parakka Northland
then he said it was a joke at first but he really did lose it.
Parakka Northland
The Department for Law
The Department of Establishment
and The Department for Diplomacy
However, I have played with the idea of the newspaper being it's own seperate department that is not connected by the government whatsover and would be run by people not in government. It would be named The Editorial Department for Cultural Information
Forestavia, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
the people are free to run the newspaper, exotic and bacon did for a bit but they don't make articles anymore and no one else is interested in doing it.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
didn't mean to quote mugwop.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
since it was just a prank, dismiss cuba amd malcholm?
Malcholm
Oh yeah I know, but Forest missed the telegram saying I'm gonna tell you.
Forestavia, Alistia
Lord Mugwop confused his people.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
he said hell do it
so has the current monarch.
http://i.imgur.com/VJL21oR.jpg
Called it, w/ proof.
Glad to see you're keeping us on our toes :)
Forestavia, Alistia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
I have a juicy list of proposals: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=forestavia/detail=factbook/id=649808
Malcholm
Hello! :)
Malcholm
I put a big dent in the RMB today. Believe it or not, I'm still catching up.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Even the nation that represents the foreign minister is a puppet [nation=short]kaxukame[/nation]
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Viva Italia
Yep!:)
Forest.........You tried us! Just finished reading the RMB.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
I kinda thought that forgetting a Founder's account would be very unusual.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
I really didn't like this day
Alistia, New Bacon
How can you abdicate so easily?
Forestavia, Alistia, New Bacon
Good question.
And actually, that is technically still in affect i guess.
GLORY TO [nation=short]PARAKKA_NORTHLAND[/nation], SECONF EMPEROR OF TMC!
*croud chants glory*
[nation=short]parakka[/nation] or [nation=short]oakplumington[/nation], dismiss cuba and malcholm as the army officers.
Kazukame, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
nooooooo
Malcholm
"Hello, I'm Lenlyvit. I'm the current governor of a region called the Fnr Defense Association and I believe one of your regions, including this one, May be under imminent threat by The Invaders or another invader region. Please take this into consideration.
Sincerely,
Governer of theFNR Defense Association"
Republic Of Greater Cuba
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