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What if we had a civil war as a result of my fascist coup... That'd be cool! Fun rp times!

Gyuamno, Lalucia, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, Zuthra

Terran Flux wrote:What if we had a civil war as a result of my fascist coup... That'd be cool! Fun rp times!

Go for it.

Unfortunately Gyuamno has not been active in 15 days, and I fear we need a temporary replacement. If you are interested in holding the position until he gets back, telegram me. If we have multiple applicants, an election will occur.

Lalucia, Alistia, Terran Flux

Exotic Lemon wrote:Unfortunately Gyuamno has not been active in 15 days, and I fear we need a temporary replacement. If you are interested in holding the position until he gets back, telegram me. If we have multiple applicants, an election will occur.

Did someone call?

Terran Flux

This has been the closest brush with nation death in a long while... Ah the thrill.

Totally forgot NationStates was a thing for a good couple weeks, my apologies.

Welcome to the TMC government Lalucia - May your tankard always be full and the bounty plentiful.

I am interested in picking up the old roleplay, I will write a whole post detailing on the events that have already occurred from Warzone TMC we can continue from there. I'll also write a little thing regarding citizenship eligibility as I see Lemonmiester mentioned that too.

Lalucia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Northland wrote:Great to see you back btw

(not quoting the right message but too lazy to find it again)

Yes the Northern Oceanic Charter Alliance is strictly roleplay, you're more than welcome to join.

I may be redesigning it though to have a more medieval look to fit with the region.

Terran Flux, Parakka Northland

THE REALM OF HEMINGSTADT

All relevant Charters, decrees, and Duchy information is provided by the Mighty Lemonmiester in this factbook:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=trebisond/detail=factbook/id=882995

For months the Duchies of Hemingstadt have remained silent after an unforeseen winter of Biblical power (Historians refer to this period as the Wrath of the Great Skadi). The winter was long and dark, for many citizens across Hemingstadt died as a result of starvation. The duchies were reduced a shell of their former selves. Now that the Great Skadi Winter has finally released its hold on the land, the duchies are set to rebuild once more.

Historical Events of Hemingstadt and the Original Three:

-King Periwinkle of the Righteous God King vows to rule the realm but is immediately challenged by Duke Durge of the Duchy of Fruv while Roland Karling of Trebisond seeks alliegence to support a new king.

-In order to promote prosperity, the Original Three propose a truce under the Hemingstadt Charter penned by his Majesty King Periwinkle.

-King Periwinkle absolves himself from stately dealings of Hemingstadt, leaving it under the control of the Original Three.

-The Duchy of Edinshire is ruled by Geoffrey Munster in the South East, The Duchy of Normunland is ruled by Roland Karling in the North, and the Duchy of Fruv is ruled by Duke Durge in the South West

-The Duchy of South Parakka is formed under Alexander Atreides in the South

-As the Duchy of Edinshire becomes unhappy with Duke Munster, he plans to lead a scouting party into the North to achieve glory - defying the Charter of Hemingstadt.

-At the Fabled Battle of Adella Forest, Duke Munster is killed by Ranulf Karling of Normunland

-Panic forms in Edinshire as the Duke is dead. Rumors spread of a possible overthrow of the Munster line by Ubba Godwin

-Ubba Godwin is crowned Duke of Edinshire

-The Duchy of Fruv pens a charter to form new settlements on the Island of Ghorza

-The Duchy of Fruv and Normunland negotiate trade dealings and enter into a Non-Aggression Pact

-The Coronation of Ubba Godwin is scheduled for September 23rd and invited all Duchies.

-The Duchy of Edinshire and the Duchy of Normunland organize the arrest of Nikolas Munster and form a Non-Aggression Pact

-Rumors of war echo throughout the land

-The Wrath of the Great Skadi

This is an abbreviated history and some events may have been lost to the annals of time. All documentation can be further found in the region Warzone Tmc

Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:THE REALM OF HEMINGSTADT

All relevant Charters, decrees, and Duchy information is provided by the Mighty Lemonmiester in this factbook:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=trebisond/detail=factbook/id=882995

For months the Duchies of Hemingstadt have remained silent after an unforeseen winter of Biblical power (Historians refer to this period as the Wrath of the Great Skadi). The winter was long and dark, for many citizens across Hemingstadt died as a result of starvation. The duchies were reduced a shell of their former selves. Now that the Great Skadi Winter has finally released its hold on the land, the duchies are set to rebuild once more.

Historical Events of Hemingstadt and the Original Three:

-King Periwinkle of the Righteous God King vows to rule the realm but is immediately challenged by Duke Durge of the Duchy of Fruv while Roland Karling of Trebisond seeks alliegence to support a new king.

-In order to promote prosperity, the Original Three propose a truce under the Hemingstadt Charter penned by his Majesty King Periwinkle.

-King Periwinkle absolves himself from stately dealings of Hemingstadt, leaving it under the control of the Original Three.

-The Duchy of Edinshire is ruled by Geoffrey Munster in the South East, The Duchy of Normunland is ruled by Roland Karling in the North, and the Duchy of Fruv is ruled by Duke Durge in the South West

-The Duchy of South Parakka is formed under Alexander Atreides in the South

-As the Duchy of Edinshire becomes unhappy with Duke Munster, he plans to lead a scouting party into the North to achieve glory - defying the Charter of Hemingstadt.

-At the Fabled Battle of Adella Forest, Duke Munster is killed by Ranulf Karling of Normunland

-Panic forms in Edinshire as the Duke is dead. Rumors spread of a possible overthrow of the Munster line by Ubba Godwin

-Ubba Godwin is crowned Duke of Edinshire

-The Duchy of Fruv pens a charter to form new settlements on the Island of Ghorza

-The Duchy of Fruv and Normunland negotiate trade dealings and enter into a Non-Aggression Pact

-The Coronation of Ubba Godwin is scheduled for September 23rd and invited all Duchies.

-The Duchy of Edinshire and the Duchy of Normunland organize the arrest of Nikolas Munster and form a Non-Aggression Pact

-Rumors of war echo throughout the land

-The Wrath of the Great Skadi

This is an abbreviated history and some events may have been lost to the annals of time. All documentation can be further found in the region Warzone Tmc

Man been awhile since I’ve seen this and I forgot all about it haha

Gyuamno, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Northland wrote:Man been awhile since I’ve seen this and I forgot all about it haha

We worked hard on that man. Im glad it might be coming back

Terran Flux, Silent River

I'm a busy bee and to maintain my wage I need to keep being a busy bee but I'll do whatever

Terran Flux

Gyuamno I revived King Durge, I can move my WA there if you wanna do that quick and reclaim it officially

Gyuamno

Forestavia

Idea to meme on you, I just use my influence whenever able to password the region so you gotta bring back oaky oak. Hah. Goteem. Idc bout password but I wanna dab over oak

Gyuamno, Malcholm

Terran Flux wrote:Gyuamno I revived King Durge, I can move my WA there if you wanna do that quick and reclaim it officially

That blasphemer King Durge is alive!? I could have sworn that scoundrel was murdered by his pauper love child!

yes ill endorse u when u move bb ;)

Terran Flux

How is this still alive by the way

Exotic Lemon

Barishmacht wrote:How is this still alive by the way

A few answers

My personal favorite: kek

IC: Our nationalistic pride keeps our borders safe and secure!

Barishmacht wrote:How is this still alive by the way

We are trying to bring it back

Terran Flux

Dearest friends and embassy partners,

I, Nationalist Gold Union, humbly present to you, the nations of this region, this link below, which is to decide the GREATEST TYPE of French fry of all time.

This is the pre-final round, and the four most-voted-for French fry subsets will make it to the finals.

Please, share this link around and spread the word. We must truly figure out the greatest type of French fry of all time.

--> https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125154 <--

[spoiler=Copy-able link][pre]https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125154[/pre][/spoiler]

Thank you very much and may the best fry win!

- Nationalist Gold Union

Founder and Supreme Autocrat of Apsia

Dictatorial and Dear Leader of a Triply-Featured Region

Faithful and Undying until the End

Silent River

Hi

Malcholm, Terran Flux

Ififififif wrote:Hi

Welcome!!!

How are you?

Malcholm, Terran Flux

Hey everyone,

since Malcholm has been inactive for 16 days, I think we need a new crown prince. Telegram me for applications if you are interested

Malcholm, Terran Flux

I have revived Sentagon should it be needed. If someone wants to design a flag for it then please let me know or send it to me that would be grand.

Alistia, Wolflandil, Northern Forestavia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon

Alas, I have faith in our mighty overlord Oaky Oakmeister. For he has not left us, but is forever in our heart and mind!

Northern Forestavia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, Sanjikurisa

Gyuamno wrote:Alas, I have faith in our mighty overlord Oaky Oakmeister. For he has not left us, but is forever in our heart and mind!

That's the spirit!

Gyuamno, Lalucia, Parakka Northland

Northern Forestavia wrote:That's the spirit!

Nice to see one of your nations are alive :) did you notice I refounded Sentagon? I thought I would revive a bit of our history.

Eastern Forestavia

Dear French-fry-voters,

It's time for round 2.

In the audition round, 260 people from across NationStates chose the top 4 styles of French fries, which have made it to the semi-final round.

The semi-final vote is now up! The following four types of French fry have made it to the Semi-Final round.

[list=1][*]Curly fries

[*]Potato wedges

[*]Standard fries

[*]Waffle fries

[/list]

Please, share this link around and spread the word. We must truly figure out the greatest type of French fry of all time. The top 2 will make it to the final round.

--> https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125497 <--

[spoiler=Copy-able link][pre]https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125497[/pre][/spoiler]

Thank you very much and may the best fry win!

- Nationalist Gold Union

Founder and Supreme Autocrat of Apsia

Dictatorial and Dear Leader of a Triply-Featured Region

Faithful and Undying until the End

Gyuamno wrote:Alas, I have faith in our mighty overlord Oaky Oakmeister. For he has not left us, but is forever in our heart and mind!

You guys must have big hearts.

Malcholm, Eastern Forestavia

Parakka Northland wrote:Nice to see one of your nations are alive :) did you notice I refounded Sentagon? I thought I would revive a bit of our history.

I did see that. That's a good idea! We could use it as a spare region or something. Yeah, I'm still alive. I'm just taking mini vacations away from NationStates.

Parakka Northland

Sanjikurisa wrote:You guys must have big hearts.

Love is the biggest thing anyone can have. :)

Sanjikurisa

Nationalist Gold Union wrote:Dear French-fry-voters,

It's time for round 2.

In the audition round, 260 people from across NationStates chose the top 4 styles of French fries, which have made it to the semi-final round.

The semi-final vote is now up! The following four types of French fry have made it to the Semi-Final round.

[list=1][*]Curly fries

[*]Potato wedges

[*]Standard fries

[*]Waffle fries

[/list]

Please, share this link around and spread the word. We must truly figure out the greatest type of French fry of all time. The top 2 will make it to the final round.

--> https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125497 <--

[spoiler=Copy-able link][pre]https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125497[/pre][/spoiler]

Thank you very much and may the best fry win!

- Nationalist Gold Union

Founder and Supreme Autocrat of Apsia

Dictatorial and Dear Leader of a Triply-Featured Region

Faithful and Undying until the End

What about extra crispy French fries loaded with cheese and bacon? Mmmmm...

Alistia

Lalucia wrote:What is the point of this news report if it excludes our region yet we allow them to post on our wall... Shouldn't you be covering all regions?

You should tip him! :)

He's just a humble newspaper boy... It's tough delivering papers these days with the internet and all.

Gyuamno, Lalucia, Alistia, Wolflandil, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon, The Newsstand

Read All About It! This Week:

- Catch up on the Commonwealth Times

- Find out the Union Truth

- The Bismuth Tribune resets the clock

- Barred: The Driselbian Post

It's ♠♥Baccarat♦♣ at the Sands - Place those bets!

Anyone for Tennis? Get on Discord NOW for the Japan Mario Open!

Alistia, Parakka Northland

Who shall be seeking the title of his majesty?

Lalucia, Wolflandil, Exotic Lemon

Alistia wrote:Who shall be seeking the title of his majesty?

I am curious to see who will run. Remember to campaign for it.

Lalucia, Alistia

Exotic Lemon wrote:I am curious to see who will run. Remember to campaign for it.

I'm content to let someone else do it.

Unrelated I'm in the process of producing a news paper for The Newsstand for my three regions and I was wondering if TMC and TGHI wanted to be in it also? Naturally the articles for TMC and TGHI would have to be written by someone else.

Mentions:-

Malcholm

Northern Forestavia aka Eastern Forestavia

Lalucia, Forestavia, Malcholm

Parakka Northland wrote:I have revived Sentagon should it be needed. If someone wants to design a flag for it then please let me know or send it to me that would be grand.

No flag designs yet :/

So who will I be supporting as our Monarch? Of course, I can only voice my opinion as my main nation is my WA member.

Dearest faithful friends, allies, and dedicated French fry enthusiasts,

Okay. This. Is. Epic.

Our quest to determine the greatest style of French fry has reached its final stage. 10 fries entered. Only one will remain.

The two semi-final champions who will fight for the title of 🍟🏆WINNER OF THE FRENCH FRY SMACKDOWN🏆🍟 are the two following styles:

[list=1][*]CURLY FRIES

[*]STANDARD FRIES

[/list]

Conservative or liberal, socialist or capitalist, democracy or dictatorship, raider or defender, no matter the background, we can agree to put aside our differences in favor of this greater good.

Vote here by clicking the link below:

--> https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125855 <--

And share it with your friends and family: [pre]https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=125855[/pre]

In the audition round, 260 people from across NationStates chose the top 4 styles of French fries, which made it to the semi-final round. We surpassed that in the semi-final round, where 524 cast their vote for the top of the top four. Now the top two remain.

Thank you very much and may the best fry win!

- Nationalist Gold Union

Founder and Supreme Autocrat of Apsia

Dictatorial and Dear Leader of a Triply-Featured Region

Faithful and Undying until the End

Parakka Northland

Parakka Northland wrote:I'm content to let someone else do it.

Unrelated I'm in the process of producing a news paper for The Newsstand for my three regions and I was wondering if TMC and TGHI wanted to be in it also? Naturally the articles for TMC and TGHI would have to be written by someone else.

Mentions:-

Malcholm

Northern Forestavia aka Eastern Forestavia

Go for it! Publish something controversial. ;)

Malcholm

Parakka Northland wrote:No flag designs yet :/

http://udl.taijitu.org/images/rflags/the_mystical_council/

Pick the first thing you click.

Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:http://udl.taijitu.org/images/rflags/the_mystical_council/

Pick the first thing you click.

Great site I'll add that to my list of useful links

We should have a funeral for Malcholm.

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Wolflandil, Malcholm

I am best ruler. Vote 4 me

[Spoiler= Announcement of Candidacy for the Position of King]We need another sensible ruler to follow in King Lemon's footsteps, not one who claims that they can rule just because they are "the best". We want someone who knows the responsibility of the King/Queen Position.

I serve the region as a Lunar Council member. I was a nominee in the election for the position of Steward. I was apart of the knights that King Lemon assigned during his first week of rule. Despite being one of the newer members of the government I proved myself to be active in the Mystical Council's politics.

It is with this I announce my candidacy for King.

[I]Your votes decide the future of The Mystical Council.

[B]Vote for Wolf.

[/Spoiler]

Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Post self-deleted by Wolflandil.

Exotic Lemon wrote:We should have a funeral for Malcholm.

Malcholm's memory will live live on in the Mystical Council. I actually have a copy of Malcholm's Nation card.

Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

I would like to say a few words for malcholm, anyone else is welcome to join but I would just like to say how he always put this region first, even though he was an important defender and has a region of his own. He served us well as crown prince, until his untimely demise. He always offered words of advice, and has been with the region for a long time, through struggles, revolutions, usurptions and government reshuffles. He will be missed, Thank you malcholm.

Alistia, Wolflandil, Malcholm, Parakka Northland

I will also say a few words for Malcholm.

Malcholm was a very kind, selfless member of our region. He tried his best to make every member of the region feel welcome.

When he mentioned me on the RMB 198 days ago he made me feel welcome to my new home here in The Mystical Council.

His welcoming personality will surely be missed.

Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

I have always had a huge amount of respect for Malcholm and well miss him in the game greatly. When I think of the history of this region, he is always one of those individuals that pops into mind as being associated with here. He will be missed and always remembered.

Wolflandil, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Wolflandil wrote: [Spoiler= Announcement of Candidacy for the Position of King]We need another sensible ruler to follow in King Lemon's footsteps, not one who claims that they can rule just because they are "the best". We want someone who knows the responsibility of the King/Queen Position.

I serve the region as a Lunar Council member. I was a nominee in the election for the position of Steward. I was apart of the knights that King Lemon assigned during his first week of rule. Despite being one of the newer members of the government I proved myself to be active in the Mystical Council's politics.

It is with this I announce my candidacy for King.

[I]Your votes decide the future of The Mystical Council.

[B]Vote for Wolf.

[/Spoiler]

No. Vote for the best candidate. Zuth.

What happened to Malcholm

Malcholm

Barishmacht wrote:What happened to Malcholm

Her just ceased to exist after not checking for 27 days.

Wolflandil, Malcholm

I am appointing Wolflandil as crown prince to fill malcholm's absence temporarily. This is because he has actively campaigned and has a WA here. I am resigning in two days, so be sure to campaign for the delegate spot

Wolflandil, Parakka Northland

Terran Flux congratulations on becoming delegate

Wolflandil, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland

Why nobody vote for best candidate

Zuthra wrote:Why nobody vote for best candidate

One had to have the most WA endorsements. Unfortunately my only WA endorsement was Lemon, but he left the WA.

Wolflandil wrote:One had to have the most WA endorsements. Unfortunately my only WA endorsement was Lemon, but he left the WA.

This make Zuthra sad.

Wolflandil

Wolflandil wrote:One had to have the most WA endorsements. Unfortunately my only WA endorsement was Lemon, but he left the WA.

I will be back with my WA soon

Wolflandil

In just a bit over a month, our region will be 4 years old. Wow

Lalucia, Forestavia, Alistia, Wolflandil, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Terran Flux wrote:In just a bit over a month, our region will be 4 years old. Wow

4 year. Wow, zuthra suprise.

Hey this is a coup, we're all fascists now

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm

[spoiler=reeeeeeee]

reichspresidant malcholm says "endorse terran or be purged 😛"

heil terran ✋🏼[/spoiler]

Forestavia, Alistia, Wolflandil, Terran Flux

Terran Flux wrote:Hey this is a coup, we're all fascists now

how much of a coup is it if you're already in charge and the ruling party supports you? 😛

Forestavia, Wolflandil, Parakka Northland

Malcholm wrote:how much of a coup is it if you're already in charge and the ruling party supports you? 😛

I'm overthrowing the old government ways

Malcholm

Whoohoo! Malcholm's back!

Also: Blya. Alright. I guess someone forgot to do something.

Malcholm

The embassy with The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region is being withdrawn

Has there been something wrong with the service?

Wolflandil wrote:Whoohoo! Malcholm's back!

Also: Blya. Alright. I guess someone forgot to do something.

Terran bugged me bc im still in the discord, so I'm just logging back in to throw my stuff into vacation mode. im in-between jobs and getting into bust-my-ass mode until im stable again.

Lake Of Fur wrote:The embassy with The Bar On The Corner Of Every Region is being withdrawn

Has there been something wrong with the service?

Nah, this is par for the course. We've been here for 4 years and the world still doesn't know that making an embassy with us is our least stable form of relations. There's nothing wrong, it's just a phase!

Lake Of Fur

Malcholm wrote:There's nothing wrong, it's just a phase!
Nods and shrugs

I work at the Bar, I know exactly what you mean.

Begins dismantling the card-table and putting bottles of liquor and beer into cardboard boxes to prepare them for transport

Malcholm

Lake Of Fur wrote:Nods and shrugs

I work at the Bar, I know exactly what you mean.

Begins dismantling the card-table and putting bottles of liquor and beer into cardboard boxes to prepare them for transport

This region never had a clear embassy policy and we withdraw and reopen embassies frequently. The embassy will likely be resumed when a new delegate takes over or a new government is in place

Lake Of Fur

Malcholm wrote:Terran bugged me bc im still in the discord, so I'm just logging back in to throw my stuff into vacation mode. im in-between jobs and getting into bust-my-ass mode until im stable again.

Nah, this is par for the course. We've been here for 4 years and the world still doesn't know that making an embassy with us is our least stable form of relations. There's nothing wrong, it's just a phase!

Did you see we had a funeral for you?

Malcholm, Parakka Northland

Exotic Lemon wrote:The embassy will likely be resumed when a new delegate takes over or a new government is in place
We do hope that our franchise will be given precedence over any newcomers. If I look over here one day and see that Gary's Olde Towne Tavern has opened its doors, we may have grounds for litigation.

You know what they say in Bullsboruhg, Scotland, "If it's got legs, give it a run", which has nothing to do with this situation and is, in fact, completely fictional. But it is an example of the drunken buzz in the back of your mind if you live over a saloon and which you will soon find yourself freed from. As you will shortly discover, you'll not be able to sleep without the background drone of voices raised in celebration, the clink of glasses and the scuff of boot-heels on well-worn wooden floors.

He seals the last of the cartons with wide strips of tape and loads them onto a dolly

You know where to find us.

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Malcholm wrote:Terran bugged me bc im still in the discord, so I'm just logging back in to throw my stuff into vacation mode. im in-between jobs and getting into bust-my-ass mode until im stable again.

Best of luck with the whole job situation.

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Exotic Lemon wrote:Did you see we had a funeral for you?

I did just now, you all are precious 💖 god knows why I've stuck around here for so long, something tells me it's got something to do with the lot of you. As much as we all step on each other's toes, a heartfelt apology or a counter-coup and a meta-physical band-aid has kept us going. We're all schemers, tryants and despots at times, we backstab and we overthrow, and yet we're all still here. I'll probably be off for a good bit, but when I'm back there's no doubt that I'll come home. Parakka, Lemon, Terran, Oak, Bar, Zuthra, Mugwop, Alistia, Gyu, Elysium: thanks for bearing with me. It'd be great if AU912, Bacon, and Kazukame were around to get the share of my sentimentality they deserve.

Wolflandil, if only you'd been here sooner. There was a time where my logins were daily and my memes were fresh. Seeing your activity in the region has, on multiple occasions, spurred hope through the decrepit valves of my heart. You and a lot of others here have a promising future in NS, fwiw 😛

The rest of you: keep on doing your thing. Don't let NS hold you back, and definitely don't let NS outweigh real life. Take it from someone who, at times, did. Only make the commitments you know you can keep without impact to your daily, and follow your nose, wherever it takes you. I've had a long journey from my first region, and landing here was pure chance. If I hadn't dropped a puppet here four-ish years ago I probably would've stopped playing when my high school group stopped.

If the mods finally drop NS:TCG, I might be back sooner 😝 I'll pop in some days and check in, but for now: bye! You can catch me on our Discord basically any day of the week since my friend group uses it as our main chat platform, so I'll stick around in TMC's until the day it dies.

Forestavia, Alistia, Wolflandil, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Oh, uh, just for good measure:

I'm a fascist and I <3 KREICH 🙋🏼‍♂️ come get me Misely and Vipper, justify refounding my regions with my controversial statements and spotty past. ANTICOM and NSRight were fascist strongholds that needed to be cleansed of Pyrosky's fascist filth. I can't believe the Wardens let in a fascist collaborator, how truly deplorable.

You're welcome for helping with the refounds 😉

Terran Flux

tl;dr

I'm just trying to buy some variant of an AK

>trained to use an M4

>Prefers an AK

Weird how things turn out

Hey soooo I missed a few interesting moments...

Alistia, Wolflandil, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

If you're going to be fascist, then you've got to do it the right way. You need a list of enemy regions! ;)

Pin this to the WFE:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=955269

Wolflandil, Malcholm, Parakka Northland

Malcholm wrote:I did just now, you all are precious 💖 god knows why I've stuck around here for so long, something tells me it's got something to do with the lot of you. As much as we all step on each other's toes, a heartfelt apology or a counter-coup and a meta-physical band-aid has kept us going. We're all schemers, tryants and despots at times, we backstab and we overthrow, and yet we're all still here. I'll probably be off for a good bit, but when I'm back there's no doubt that I'll come home. Parakka, Lemon, Terran, Oak, Bar, Zuthra, Mugwop, Alistia, Gyu, Elysium: thanks for bearing with me. It'd be great if AU912, Bacon, and Kazukame were around to get the share of my sentimentality they deserve.

Wolflandil, if only you'd been here sooner. There was a time where my logins were daily and my memes were fresh. Seeing your activity in the region has, on multiple occasions, spurred hope through the decrepit valves of my heart. You and a lot of others here have a promising future in NS, fwiw 😛

The rest of you: keep on doing your thing. Don't let NS hold you back, and definitely don't let NS outweigh real life. Take it from someone who, at times, did. Only make the commitments you know you can keep without impact to your daily, and follow your nose, wherever it takes you. I've had a long journey from my first region, and landing here was pure chance. If I hadn't dropped a puppet here four-ish years ago I probably would've stopped playing when my high school group stopped.

If the mods finally drop NS:TCG, I might be back sooner 😝 I'll pop in some days and check in, but for now: bye! You can catch me on our Discord basically any day of the week since my friend group uses it as our main chat platform, so I'll stick around in TMC's until the day it dies.

You are an imposter good sir, for the real Malcholm has died and we held a nice funeral in his honour, not to mention he was no fascist.

Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Forestavia wrote:If you're going to be fascist, then you've got to do it the right way. You need a list of enemy regions! ;)

Pin this to the WFE:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=955269

Is The Red Fleet still a thing? Hmmm Proletaire maybe you can provide an answer to this?

Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm

Sentagon remains committed to the freedoms of this region

Lalucia, Forestavia, Alistia, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Southland wrote:Sentagon remains committed to the freedoms of this region

Always nice to have a back-up region.

Forestavia, Alistia, Parakka Northland

So can someone give me the lowdown on what's actually happening?

Parakka Northland wrote:Is The Red Fleet still a thing? Hmmm Proletaire maybe you can provide an answer to this?

The Red Fleet voluntarily sunk itself because our leadership realized we're the real fascists.

Forestavia, Alistia, Wolflandil, Malcholm, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland

Lalucia wrote:So can someone give me the lowdown on what's actually happening?

Basically, Lemon set a record-breaking 125 days as Delegate and during his reign things ran smoothly and the region was totally stable. Now, under Terran's rule, the region has gone to hell in a hand basket. Our only hope is in the salvation that comes through a communist uprising. We need to put the communist God King back in control.

Lalucia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland

Diljan Rikardsson wrote:The Red Fleet voluntarily sunk itself because our leadership realized we're the real fascists.

It's about time you guys realized that. Hey, the fascism is starting to get out of control over here. I'm thinking we might need a little bit of communism to balance it out. You know any interested communists?

Edit: Send them to Sentagon. TMC's borders are closed, so we'll gather the counter revolution over there.

Parakka Northland

Diljan Rikardsson wrote:The Red Fleet voluntarily sunk itself because our leadership realized we're the real fascists.

They literally just did an op, so...

https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_region_of_allied_nations

Forestavia, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Also the people of alistia dont appreciate the outlaw of alcohol.

Malcholm, Parakka Northland

So ends our medieval empire...

Wolflandil, Parakka Northland

Alistia wrote:They literally just did an op, so...

https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_region_of_allied_nations

Nice intel, Alistia! :)

It's good to see the fleeters are still at it. I don't think NationStates would be the same without them. They've really beaten the odds. The are somehow the one fascist raiding region that actually has a commendation from the Security Council. I love the irony!

Terran Flux wrote:Forestavia

Idea to meme on you, I just use my influence whenever able to password the region so you gotta bring back oaky oak. Hah. Goteem. Idc bout password but I wanna dab over oak

NOOOOOOOOO! They figured me out!

Do you also realize that The Mystical Council can't grow if our borders are up? And also, we can't be featured with a password either. Hm. I might have to declare a state of emergency. Hehe.

Malcholm, Terran Flux

Read All About It! This Week:

- Raiding Force in the Exus Weekly

- Casual racism revealed in the Alliance News

- The Bar is raised in the Driselbian Post

- Elparia Herald's a new military

It's 🎲🎲 Craps 🎲🎲 at the Sands - Place those bets!

The debate is cooking! Do standard fries have them by the short and curlies?

And they're back with the eternal question: Who would win?

Forestavia

Exotic Lemon wrote:So ends our medieval empire...

We need to take it back. :)

(Psst Telegram me the password.)

Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Forestavia wrote:We need to take it back. :)

(Psst Telegram me the password.)

Just revive oak to find the password.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland

Exotic Lemon wrote:Just revive oak to find the password.

I see the game you're playing.

Malcholm, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Forestavia wrote:I see the game you're playing.

It was worth a try

Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Alley Cats

Aha! So the case-sensitive password is:

HIpapaOak

I love it! It's not everyday the founder gets locked out of his own region.

Malcholm, Terran Flux

I almost forgot about this puppet.

Alley Cats wrote:I almost forgot about this puppet.

well at least you remembered. where is your WA right now?

Exotic Lemon wrote:well at least you remembered. where is your WA right now?

It's a secret.

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