Post Archive
Region: The Mystical Council
I don't need your logic at this hour of the night.
Forestavia
Oh, and I could give you the code that comes from my code, but since my code is hidden in my code, you can't use the code to find the code in the code.
Forestavia, Malcholm
They may have the password. But they don't have the program to run it. Also, I can change the password by changing the number in the program, and then they won't have the correct password.
Malcholm
Bit suspicious us having so many new nations...
Alistia, Parakka Northland
Seems to happen every few months. I like to think of it as the natural ebb and flow of the region.
there may or may not be a threat of attack from allied federation of nations and kaiserriech.
Gyuamno, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Teurs
The scoundrels will be sacrificed to God Mugwop.
Alistia, Parakka Northland
I'm sure you can guess which way I lean on the matter. Though what I find interesting is, if they are a threat, they claim to be doing it all just to remove raiders from NS.... the ironic thing is they need to raid to do it haha
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Fair enough... *Swerves around a corner at full speed*
Hello my friends! As you are all such good fellows, I am personally inviting all of you to the first ever annual MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION! All the details can be found in this Dispatch and Forum thread,
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=-mr_money-/detail=factbook/id=738571
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?ns=1&f=23&t=397738&p=30639417#p30639417
Please upvote the Dispatch, pin it to the WFE and spread the word! I hope to see as many of you there as possible.
Malcholm
Factbook on [nation=short]barishmacht[/nation]'s potential buy of west Austrailia.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=bacon_central_news/detail=factbook/id=740352
Factbook on The New Bacon Constitution
*note this is the NEW BACON constitution not TMC's*
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=bacon_central_news/detail=factbook/id=740355
Malcholm
Please check out the Factbook posted in the Wfe on the constitutional update.
*yawns*
Mornin'
Post self-deleted by Nucerea.
tl;dr: what happened in my absence?
Malcholm
Anyone out there?
Post self-deleted by The Immortal Elysium.
This...virgin...I was with yesterday proved himself. But I don't trust him.
Then he would need to prove himself. Start him off small, have him fetch our coffee. File our paperwork. Kill a few guys. Organize our filing cabinets.
*Walks into office* Morning... do you know how to get blood off a shirt?
I have a job of my own in store for him. We are gonna hit your rivals where it hurts the most. See how well he does there. We can't let them know it was us so we won't spare anyone in that warehouse. They have a drug and weapons stash there too.
Bleach usually does it, depends on how fresh.
Good to know.
Hold up. Get your guns, a mask, body armor, and a drill. You're coming with me.
Will do... *Gets equipment and follows*
Even if the new nations are from there, im not sanctioning any boot unless they do something.
Civilisunio
https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=77603
I concur. We should just keep an eye out. If they are trying to do a "raid" however, then this is without a doubt the worst raid ever.
Nucerea, Alistia, Malcholm, Sanctine
Indeed, and I can assure you I am not part of a raiding party. Can I have some of the context to this?
Kaiserreich merged with my old region, so I could ask some people if they know anything if that might help?
[nation=short]Sanctine[/nation] you are proving yourself to be... Resourceful. I have been impressed although [nation=short]Madiace[/nation] has his own feelings. Once you obtain his approval you might just be welcomed into the Family.
[nation=short]The_Immortal_Elysium[/nation] You yourself have been a great help in uncovering the rat which Madiace has put to rest. You have great potential to go further if so desired.
Some people can't handle having their embassy disbanded and have to throw a temper tantrum.
Infiltration is my specialty.
Let's go. *he sits in the car*
You're driving.
Good, very good. We need someone who can do a job unnoticed. We don't need any bad press.
Is that all? Shall I make contact with some of my former colleagues in the Second European Empire?
And of course, if we do happen to hit the press I have a few...hundred files that I could use to redirect the press.
What do people think of this?I am planning on making it the Welcome Telegram
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=viva_italia/detail=factbook/id=740565
Also thank you to everyone who voted for me!
Nucerea, Civilisunio, Sadaria
Ok let's go. *Starts driving the car to the location*
Thanks boss.
I won't bother then
With what?
Park 100 yards away from the warehouse then follow me
That is more of a government overview no? You could just link this: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=709618 inside the telegram because it already has all the information.
A welcome telegram should be congratulating a nation for choosing us and giving them details on what we do, and the best ways to get involved in the region. Also, it should have a few reference contacts that they can telegram if they have questions.
Maybe encourage them to join the World Assembly, the regional military, government...etc. Possibly mention that you can endorse everyone and anyone you want as there is no endorsement limit - when I joined awhile back that part confused me to be honest.
Talk about our great newspaper that is published weekly that you run... That type of stuff. Advertise joining our discord and important factbooks.
Alistia, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
It is exceptional.:)
Malcholm
Thank you!
Civilisunio
Got it. *Parks car then follows*
Same old [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation], fresh new look.
Viva Italia, Sanctine
I like it...
Viva Italia
i kinda agree, the welcome tg should more be getting them involved in the region ns, mentioning government and the military
I updated it
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Malcholm
I'm not a big fan of the block of nations to contact in the TG. There should be 1 or 2 people who are intrested in helping out newcomers, and can get back to telegrams quickly.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
Congratulations to [nation=short]VIVA ITALIA[/nation], on being elected Minister of Culture yet again. Viva did an excellent job in his last term, and I hope the same from him on this term.
The current set of elections are for the Minister of Domestic Affairs, with the candidates [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation] and [nation=short]Malcholm[/nation] https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=77697
The candidacy poll is for an empty seat on the Judicial Council https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=77696 A number of you expressed intrest in running for this position, so you should review the poll.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia
Okay.Any particular nations in mind?
Alistia
Probably you and the Prime Minister.
Yeah but New Bacon might take a while to tg back.
I for one volunteer.
See who else can be active as well.
Post self-deleted by Gyuamno.
You, Mugwop, and I would work then if we can volunteer.
What's Up?
We are trying to decide who should be on the contacts list in the welcome tg.
Bacon Central News
So, [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation], I hear you have some sort of crime ring?
Gyuamno
I run a legitimate business operation. I don't know anything about this "crime ring" you speak of.
Maybe give me the name of who told you... I might send them a message. <Cough cough>
Alistia
[nation=short]Bacon Central News[/nation] Here! Pretty Busy evening for the New Bacon Government! Two laws passed in New Bacon Government one of them effective now! and the other effective January 1st! Constitutional Ratification is in progress for New Bacon's government. 41/51 provinces(or 80%) must ratify it in order for it to be official.
-Next on list is recruitment project for TMC's and New Bacon's Battle Guard Military! The two governments may work something out in this recruitment project.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bacon_central_news/detail=factbook/id=741210
Gyuamno, Alistia, Viva Italia
ahh ok!
Viva Italia
Jeez is everyone out partying this Saturday night?
If so, I wasn't invited.
Alistia, Malcholm
No
Alistia, Malcholm
I was playing Rocket League! My brother an I just got a refurbished xbone, so I'm testing everything out to make sure it works.
Alistia, Parakka Northland, Mugwop
Well I got plastered last night with a bunch of friends.
Gyuamno, Malcholm
I suppose I should make a statement about [B]why I am running for Minister of Domestic Affairs[/B], well that's because I like to uncover issues and solve them.
Keyword here is uncover. People sometimes ask me why do I argue so passionately about some issues. Well if I see a crack in our system, it might be easy to just stick a patch in it and let it keep on leaking forever, but I can't stand for such a poor job. I would rather fix the hole, not hide it.
I am also very active. I can be around at most times to help out on solving any issue. Perhaps the most prominent issue we had in recent time were the elections. It was a major crack in our system and I sought to fix it with the election system that I introduced, which I hope can be standardized to make future elections smooth and efficient just like this one
I believe communication is a very important key, and if we communicate, no problem is too big to solve. That is why I always want to hear all sides of the arguments, even those that most or all would to disagree with. Having the right to voice one's thoughts is crucial, and I have always defended that right regardless of any personal views.
Lastly, I care a lot more about creating a fair region rather than keeping my place in the goverment. What is fair is far more important than simply me, so I don't fear standing out to make sure all rights are respected and represented.
If you have any questions, please do ask. I always ask questions of people running for office, and I encourage you to do the same.
Gyuamno, Alistia, Malcholm, Viva Italia, Sanctine
Oh it was no one important...unless you really want to know. In that case, I'd need a little something to loosen my tongue.
[nation=short]malcholm[/nation] and [nation=short]alistia[/nation] what are your thoughts on the new seal? [nation=short]alistia[/nation] you definitely have say in the seal. I quite sure you all got my telegram within the last 11 hours right?
Alistia, Malcholm
*Marches up to Sadaria*
"Who told you this.....false....lie about [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation]?"
"[nation=short]Madiace[/nation]! You here?"
*Walks in holding a drink* Hey who's the guy with the gun pointed at his chest. *Has a drink*
*Slides a sealed envelope to Sadaria*
If you... remember the name, I'm sure you would let me know.
Oh it's nothing. We were just having a friendly conversation.
Isn't that right?
I beg your pardon but it was you who I overheard it from. But I'll make you a deal, vouch for me and get me in on the operation and I won't mention it to [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation]...deal? *pulls a gun, attaches silencer* if not, my little friend here can do a lot more than talk...and be real quiet about it too, if you catch my drift.
Viva Italia
Sure, friendly *slides piece of paper to @Gyuanmo, lights a cigarette*.
*opens envelope* oh...damn. You wouldn't happen to know where I can get more of this...silencer, would you? *hands [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation] a wad of 100,000 cash* Would you?
*leans in close*
*Speaks calmly*
"You have a family, yes? It'd be shame if...something...happened to them. If Gyuamno hears of this...then that'll be the end of you."
I would like to remind everyone that you have less than 48 hours to submit a name suggestion to the "Minister of Defense" position.
Currently the following titles have been proposed as official titles for the postion:
[B]1.Minister of Military Affairs
2.Minister of Defense
3.Minister of Gameplay
4.The Glorious and Mighty Defense Minister of Military Gameplay Affairs[/B]
If you have any other name suggestions, please post them [B]in bold[/B] on the RMB of Mystical Council
Malcholm, Viva Italia
Though I won't win, I will recommend myself for this position, since it's a good way to advance my career here
The elections for that postion has already been finalized here https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=76762 This post is merely about the name of the postion, since the title "Minister of Defense" is not yet officail and subject to change.
Post self-deleted by Sadaria.
*leans in closer, slips something into The Immortal Elysium's back pocket* No family, no friends, just ambition...*kicks the legs out from under him* ouch, that must hurt...use the little surprise I slipped you and you won't have to worry about anything ever again *smiles devilishly*."
*gets up*
"Now, that was a bit rude. However, I care not for you, or whatever it is you passed me."
*throws the "something" to Sadaria*
"Now we can get down to business. You wish to join this supposed "crime ring" as if it existed, so you threaten one who supposedly is part of it?"
That's not a good idea Mr Sadaria I would try staying a bit quieter if I were you. And if you don't keep quiet... I can always make you quiet permanently... *Moves hand closer to his gun*
<A large, intimidating man emerges from the back room>
No one comes into my house and starts trouble youse understand? All of you! You don't dare pull your weapon inside here, especially when uninvited [nation=short]Sadaria[/nation].
*Pats [nation=short]Sanctine[/nation] on the back*
That will not be necessary, you have a lot left to learn my boy. [nation=short]The_Immortal_Elysium[/nation] has some decency to show some hospitality to our dear friend here.
Now what appears to be the problem?
This....guest...had decided to come here and suggest the presence of a crime ring. After asking of whom had led him believe that there was such an existence of a crime ring, he proceeded to threaten and accuse me of such foolish acts.
I see, I wasn't here five days ago
I was only doing what I thought was right... that being protecting the business.
Gyuamno
Ah yes... Someone told me he showed up here earlier asking. He seemed to want to do some business.
*Splits the wad of cash* Take this money and on the card I wrote the name of a fence I know. Buy a silencer and whatever money is left, keep it.
Once you return, give it to [nation=short]Sadaria[/nation] as a gesture of good will after your little quarrel. It will mean more coming from you than me.
[nation=short]Sanctine[/nation] Your intentions are well, I have faith in your judgment. Maybe go with Elysium to the fence, get a feel for doing black market exchanges. Any experience is good experience after all.
Will do, boss.
*Looks at the card.*
"Ah yes, him. We've had dealings in the past. Very well, I shall do as asked."
"[nation=short]Sanctine[/nation], you coming?"
Yeah I'm coming. Should I drive?
"Yeah, you can drive. Go get the car started, I need to call this fence."
*Pulls out phone*
Safe travels, maybe after this little operation there can be a large reward for the two of you.
Thanks, boss.
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Written by Refuge Isle.