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Some of you guys may freak when you see the embassy I agreed to is communist. Please don't. They have a few capitalist there and most nations are socialist, not communist. They were an embassy back in tso. They have helped the battle guard in several raids, and they have no affiliation with trf or other oppressive communists. I trust them completely

Kazukame, Forestavia, Malcholm

Malcholm wrote:[nation=short]asturias_and_leon[/nation], [nation=short]exotic_lemon[/nation], [nation=short]civilisunio[/nation]

I don't mean to sound like a broken record, but I like voting in polls--all I got in response was a like on my post from Cuba. Are we, the people, going to get an answer? Or do you all intend to passively allow voter disenfranchisement to befall some of the oldest nations in the region?

An answer to what?

Exotic Lemon wrote:What do you mean? If you mean you want to restrict voting to wa only again, I stopped doing that because i got endless telegrams and rmb posts harassing me by demanding I remove the wa only. Is that what you meant?

the poll is still restricted to wa, yes.

non wa nations can still vote if they telegram us or mention us in a rmb post. (if they have proof of their wa)

for example, lampar posted yesterday to me that "i assume you know i am voting for myself"

so since he isn't wa because of his ban, his vote will be added to the poll results.

Malcholm

Due to my phone issues.... I might not be able to check nationstates as much as I have been throughout the day for a while unfortunately.

(Long story short, I returned my phone and now I don't have one as I can't get a new contract out so soon after being told I would be able to soooo I'm not a happy camper)

Malcholm, Asturias And Leon

Exotic Lemon wrote:?

Unnecessary drama? You want to punish everyone because Lampar went behind the governments back?

Ok last I read before today, no one seemed willing to comply with my request, which is fine. But given that the situation stated here and then went to our back up region. I find that people's lack of willingness to comply rather frustrating, and thus the events that lead to my request being in my view unnecessary drama.

If people comply then, naturally we as the lunar council can actually look at the issue and go from there. Thus the events of that night might not have been unnecessary drama.

Forestavia, Malcholm

Parakka Northland wrote:Ok last I read before today, no one seemed willing to comply with my request, which is fine. But given that the situation stated here and then went to our back up region. I find that people's lack of willingness to comply rather frustrating, and thus the events that lead to my request being in my view unnecessary drama.

If people comply then, naturally we as the lunar council can actually look at the issue and go from there. Thus the events of that night might not have been unnecessary drama.

what's happening?

Mugwop wrote:What's the The Southern Polish Highlands and why is it our territory?

Lampar just going off and creating a new region out of the blue and declaring it a territory is pretty useless, just taking up embassy space

Parakka Northland

Alistia wrote:Lampar just going off and creating a new region out of the blue and declaring it a territory is pretty useless, just taking up embassy space

Not the first time that's happened lately

Civilisunio

Asturias And Leon wrote:what's happening?

Not sure to be honest

Asturias And Leon

Parakka Northland wrote:Not sure to be honest

so [nation=short]gagala[/nation] said they are preparing their statement.

i suggest [nation=short]stalini[/nation] and [nation=short]lampar[/nation] also prepare their statements.

I am just going to say that this is the second time lampar has misused his diplomatic status, and the LC should decide a punishment, if any, accordingly.

I don't see what the actual charges against lampar are though, someone should clarify.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Northland wrote:Ok last I read before today, no one seemed willing to comply with my request, which is fine. But given that the situation stated here and then went to our back up region. I find that people's lack of willingness to comply rather frustrating, and thus the events that lead to my request being in my view unnecessary drama.

If people comply then, naturally we as the lunar council can actually look at the issue and go from there. Thus the events of that night might not have been unnecessary drama.

I am not unwilling to comply, I just told you guys I wasn't near a computer and had to use my phone. I will get you that next time I am at a computer.

Malcholm, Asturias And Leon

Asturias And Leon wrote:so [nation=short]gagala[/nation] said they are preparing their statement.

i suggest [nation=short]stalini[/nation] and [nation=short]lampar[/nation] also prepare their statements.

I am just going to say that this is the second time lampar has misused his diplomatic status, and the LC should decide a punishment, if any, accordingly.

I don't see what the actual charges against lampar are though, someone should clarify.

I will have a statement ready hopefully later today

Exotic Lemon wrote:I am not unwilling to comply, I just told you guys I wasn't near a computer and had to use my phone. I will get you that next time I am at a computer.

That's fine and I obviously misunderstood what was said due to being very busy over the last few days

Malcholm, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Northland wrote:That's fine and I obviously misunderstood what was said due to being very busy over the last few days

It's all good. I see why you were mad if it looked like I was on constantly and not getting your results. I am on my ohone most if the time

Forestavia, Malcholm

Exotic Lemon wrote:It's all good. I see why you were mad if it looked like I was on constantly and not getting your results. I am on my ohone most if the time

Dude I wasn't mad at all. If you thought that was me being mad then I'm afraid you have seen nothing yet haha

Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Northland wrote:Not the first time that's happened lately

Excuse me? Do we have a problem here?

Asturias And Leon

Civilisunio wrote:Excuse me? Do we have a problem here?

Don't know do we? I was merely stating a fact unless you would claim to dispute what I said?

Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio

Parakka Northland wrote:Don't know do we? I was merely stating a fact unless you would claim to dispute what I said?

You were talking about my region I gave to tmc. Right?

Civilisunio wrote:You were talking about my region I gave to tmc. Right?

I was referring to it yes as it was listed as a colony that you control and that there are similarities between your region and the one being referred to.

Morning

Forestavia, Malcholm

The Guy From Down The Road wrote:Morning

Wait what how did i get on the wrong rmb. Well.... sorry XD

Forestavia, Malcholm

The Guy From Down The Road wrote:Morning

Evening (it's 10:26pm here)

Forestavia, Malcholm

Parakka Northland wrote:Evening (it's 10:26pm here)

8:25am in the land down under

Malcholm, Parakka Northland

The Guy From Down The Road wrote:8:25am in the land down under

Probably warmer weather than we have here in the UK at the moments

Malcholm

Parakka Northland wrote:Probably warmer weather than we have here in the UK at the moments

Hell no. Its 9 degrees celsius at my place ATM

Malcholm, Parakka Northland

The Guy From Down The Road wrote:Hell no. Its 9 degrees celsius at my place ATM

Ok I think I'll hold off on the move down under haha

Malcholm

Parakka Northland wrote:Ok I think I'll hold off on the move down under haha

Our weather is either extremely hot or extremely cold. There is no inbetween

Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Parakka Northland

Parakka Northland wrote:Probably warmer weather than we have here in the UK at the moments

Parakka which United Kingdom you live in? England or Wales is my guess

Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Civilisunio

Exotic Lemon wrote:Parakka which United Kingdom you live in? England or Wales is my guess

Haha There's only one United Kingdom..... but I live in England

Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate

Parakka Northland wrote:Haha There's only one United Kingdom..... but I live in England

That was my number one pick.

Parakka Northland

Parakka Northland wrote:Haha There's only one United Kingdom..... but I live in England

Have you ever been to York?

Exotic Lemon wrote:Have you ever been to York?

Not that I recall but I might have when I was a little kid

Exotic Lemon wrote:Parakka which United Kingdom you live in? England or Wales is my guess

Do you mean which province? There's england, wales, north ireland, etc.

Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Civilisunio wrote:Do you mean which province? There's england, wales, north ireland, etc.

Yeah I know, my auto correct made me seem like I have never heard of the U.K. I know the geography of most of Britainania

Civilisunio

Parakka Northland wrote:Not that I recall but I might have when I was a little kid

I have always wanted to go there. I have a friend who used to live in Wiltshire, ever been there?

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Mugwop

btw, to the lc, my suggested punishment is just the full abolishment of lampars diplomat status.

Forestavia, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Lampar, Exotic Lemon

My statement regarding the [nation=short]lampar[/nation] scandal

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=exotic_lemon/detail=factbook/id=705171

Forestavia, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba

Asturias And Leon wrote:btw, to the lc, my suggested punishment is just the full abolishment of lampars diplomat status.

with diginity intact if possible?

Malcholm

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:with diginity intact if possible?

?

i just think he shouldn't be a diplomat anymore, but still allowed to run for office, etc.

Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Lampar, Exotic Lemon

Asturias And Leon wrote:?

i just think he shouldn't be a diplomat anymore, but still allowed to run for office, etc.

He seems now more like a possible danger. In Bunicken we removed him from diplomacy and got rid of him from being able to run in government, but he still continued to do this.

He is my friend, but we would gain more if he left the region honorably or if we banject him

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:He seems now more like a possible danger. In Bunicken we removed him from diplomacy and got rid of him from being able to run in government, but he still continued to do this.

He is my friend, but we would gain more if he left the region honorably or if we banject him

This would be the 6th or 7th time in my whole time on NS he has done this

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:He seems now more like a possible danger. In Bunicken we removed him from diplomacy and got rid of him from being able to run in government, but he still continued to do this.

He is my friend, but we would gain more if he left the region honorably or if we banject him

As i remember it, you got fired/left bunicken in an outrage, and lampar followed you because he wanted to be in the same region as you.

And none of us hold a grudge about the old fleeter incident

Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon

I feel like renaming the Spectrum Party and changing it's goals

Malcholm, Civilisunio

http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=705211

Republic Of Greater Cuba

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:I feel like renaming the Spectrum Party and changing it's goals

What should we name it?

Republic Of Greater Cuba

Civilisunio wrote:What should we name it?

telegram me

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:I feel like renaming the Spectrum Party and changing it's goals

the parties barely even exist anymore

Civilisunio wrote:http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=705211

what region is the password you sent me for?

Civilisunio

Asturias And Leon wrote:the parties barely even exist anymore

I know, thats why I am changing it in hopes to bring it back from the dead and have major influences

Malcholm

I feel like you shouldn't just vote for your party. You should vote for whoever you think is best and more fit for the job. Kinda like in the US elections where people vote only Democrat or Republican. Its stupid and that is how bad people get elected.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Au912 Mystical Council Consulate, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Barishmacht wrote:I feel like you shouldn't just vote for your party. You should vote for whoever you think is best and more fit for the job. Kinda like in the US elections where people vote only Democrat or Republican. Its stupid and that is how bad people get elected.

Unfortunately, in some elections none of the candidates is qualified IMHO.

Malcholm, Barishmacht, Asturias And Leon, Parakka Northland

Barishmacht wrote:I feel like you shouldn't just vote for your party. You should vote for whoever you think is best and more fit for the job. Kinda like in the US elections where people vote only Democrat or Republican. Its stupid and that is how bad people get elected.

Welcome to democracy and almost every other type of government

Forestavia, Barishmacht, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Asturias And Leon wrote:the poll is still restricted to wa, yes.

non wa nations can still vote if they telegram us or mention us in a rmb post. (if they have proof of their wa)

for example, lampar posted yesterday to me that "i assume you know i am voting for myself"

so since he isn't wa because of his ban, his vote will be added to the poll results.

That seems so backwards. I get it, but I don't like it. Thanks for answering the question though. My vote is cast in favor of Barishmacht.

Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Parakka Northland

Exotic Lemon wrote:What do you mean? If you mean you want to restrict voting to wa only again, I stopped doing that because i got endless telegrams and rmb posts harassing me by demanding I remove the wa only. Is that what you meant?

"Voting opened 2 days 17 hours ago and will close in 6 hours. Open to WA member residents. You cannot vote as you are not a World Assembly member."

I meant that voting is restricted to "WA Only" again. It makes it ever-so-slightly more difficult for us registered raiders to vote :(

Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

Civilisunio wrote:Do you mean which province? There's england, wales, north ireland, etc.

Civilisunio wrote:Do you mean which province? There's england, wales, north ireland, and scotland.

C'mon, bud.

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland

Exotic Lemon wrote:I have always wanted to go there. I have a friend who used to live in Wiltshire, ever been there?

Not bothered really, i suppose for a visit I don't mind though :)

Republic Of Greater Cuba

Malcholm wrote:C'mon, bud.

I dont understand.

Republic Of Greater Cuba

Malcholm wrote:"Voting opened 2 days 17 hours ago and will close in 6 hours. Open to WA member residents. You cannot vote as you are not a World Assembly member."

I meant that voting is restricted to "WA Only" again. It makes it ever-so-slightly more difficult for us registered raiders to vote :(

Oh I see now. I when I set up polls I do not restrict it to wa only. I didn't know someone else set it up.

Forestavia, Malcholm

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:Welcome to democracy and almost every other type of government

The most accurate post ever

Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio

Exotic Lemon wrote:The most accurate post ever

Good morning, lemon how is your day going good, sir?

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon

Malcholm wrote:That seems so backwards. I get it, but I don't like it. Thanks for answering the question though. My vote is cast in favor of Barishmacht.

Okay.

Where is your wa nation?

TG me it if you don't want everyone to know.

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba

Civilisunio wrote:Good morning, lemon how is your day going good, sir?

I have to go to school, but other than that pretty good.

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio

Exotic Lemon wrote:I have to go to school, but other than that pretty good.

I know school sucks. I need the information but in sure there's a better way to relay it then how they already do.

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Civilisunio wrote:I know school sucks. I need the information but in sure there's a better way to relay it then how they already do.

My parents are leaving me at my house alone for like 3 days

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland

Exotic Lemon wrote:My parents are leaving me at my house alone for like 3 days

My parents would never do that.XD They are very, shall I say, protective.

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Exotic Lemon wrote:I have to go to school, but other than that pretty good.

Im at school.

Making a ghetto javascript game

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio

Asturias And Leon wrote:Im at school.

Making a ghetto javascript game

What makes it ghetto?

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba

Civilisunio wrote:What makes it ghetto?

open a blank notepad document, copy and paste this in, then change the extension to .html and open it up in chrome.

<!DOCTYPE html>

<html>

<head>

<meta charset="utf-8" />

<title>Gamedev Canvas Workshop</title>

<style>

* { padding: 0; margin: 0; }

canvas { background: #eee; display: block; margin: 0 auto; }

</style>

</head>

<body>

<canvas id="myCanvas" width="1280" height="720"></canvas>

<script>

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var rightPressed = false;

var leftPressed = false;

var brickRowCount = 10;

var brickColumnCount = 20;

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var score = 0;

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document.addEventListener("keydown", keyDownHandler, false);

document.addEventListener("keyup", keyUpHandler, false);

function keyDownHandler(e) {

if(e.keyCode == 39) {

rightPressed = true;

}

else if(e.keyCode == 37) {

leftPressed = true;

}

}

function keyUpHandler(e) {

if(e.keyCode == 39) {

rightPressed = false;

}

else if(e.keyCode == 37) {

leftPressed = false;

}

}

function collisionDetection() {

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

var b = bricks[c][r];

if(b.status == 1) {

if(x > b.x && x < b.x+brickWidth && y > b.y && y < b.y+brickHeight) {

dy = -dy;

b.status = 0;

score++;

if(score == brickRowCount*brickColumnCount) {

alert("YOU WIN, CONGRATULATIONS!");

document.location.reload();

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}

}

}

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}

function drawBall() {

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.arc(x, y, ballRadius, 0, Math.PI*2);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

function drawPaddle() {

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.rect(paddleX, canvas.height-paddleHeight, paddleWidth, paddleHeight);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

function drawBricks() {

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

if(bricks[c][r].status == 1) {

var brickX = (c*(brickWidth+brickPadding))+brickOffsetLeft;

var brickY = (r*(brickHeight+brickPadding))+brickOffsetTop;

bricks[c][r].x = brickX;

bricks[c][r].y = brickY;

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.rect(brickX, brickY, brickWidth, brickHeight);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

}

}

}

function drawScore() {

ctx.font = "16px Arial";

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fillText("Score: "+score, 8, 20);

}

function draw() {

ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);

drawBricks();

drawBall();

drawPaddle();

drawScore();

collisionDetection();

if(x + dx > canvas.width-ballRadius || x + dx < ballRadius) {

dx = -dx;

}

if(y + dy < ballRadius) {

dy = -dy;

}

else if(y + dy > canvas.height-ballRadius) {

if(x > paddleX && x < paddleX + paddleWidth) {

if(y= y-paddleHeight){

dy = -dy ;

}

}

else {

alert("You're Garbage");

document.location.reload();

}

}

if(rightPressed && paddleX < canvas.width-paddleWidth) {

paddleX += 7;

}

else if(leftPressed && paddleX > 0) {

paddleX -= 7;

}

x += dx;

y += dy;

}

function mouseMoveHandler(e) {

var relativeX = e.clientX - canvas.offsetLeft;

if(relativeX > 0 && relativeX < canvas.width) {

paddleX = relativeX - paddleWidth/2;

}

}

document.addEventListener("mousemove", mouseMoveHandler, false);

setInterval(draw, 10);

</script>

</body>

</html>

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba

Asturias And Leon wrote:open a blank notepad document, copy and paste this in, then change the extension to .html and open it up in chrome.

<!DOCTYPE html>

<html>

<head>

<meta charset="utf-8"/>

<title>Gamedev Canvas Workshop</title>

<script type="text/javascript">

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<style>*{padding:0;margin:0;}canvas{background:#eee;display:block;margin:0 auto;}</style>

</head>

<body>

<canvas id="myCanvas" width="1280" height="720"></canvas>

<script>

var canvas = document.getElementById("myCanvas");

var ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");

var ballRadius = 10;

var x = canvas.width/8;

var y = canvas.height-64;

var dx = 5;

var dy = -10;

var paddleHeight = 10;

var paddleWidth = 350;

var paddleX = (canvas.width-paddleWidth)/2;

var rightPressed = false;

var leftPressed = false;

var brickRowCount = 10;

var brickColumnCount = 20;

var brickWidth = 50;

var brickHeight = 10;

var brickPadding = 10;

var brickOffsetTop = 30;

var score = 0;

var brickOffsetLeft = 30;

var bricks = [];

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

bricks[c] = [];

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

bricks[c][r] = { x: 0, y: 0, status: 1 };

}

}

document.addEventListener("keydown", keyDownHandler, false);

document.addEventListener("keyup", keyUpHandler, false);

function keyDownHandler(e) {

if(e.keyCode == 39) {

rightPressed = true;

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else if(e.keyCode == 37) {

leftPressed = true;

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if(e.keyCode == 39) {

rightPressed = false;

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else if(e.keyCode == 37) {

leftPressed = false;

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function collisionDetection() {

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for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

var b = bricks[c][r];

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if(x > b.x && x < b.x+brickWidth && y > b.y && y < b.y+brickHeight) {

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alert("YOU WIN, CONGRATULATIONS!");

document.location.reload();

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function drawBall() {

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.arc(x, y, ballRadius, 0, Math.PI*2);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

function drawPaddle() {

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.rect(paddleX, canvas.height-paddleHeight, paddleWidth, paddleHeight);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

function drawBricks() {

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

if(bricks[c][r].status == 1) {

var brickX = (c*(brickWidth+brickPadding))+brickOffsetLeft;

var brickY = (r*(brickHeight+brickPadding))+brickOffsetTop;

bricks[c][r].x = brickX;

bricks[c][r].y = brickY;

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.rect(brickX, brickY, brickWidth, brickHeight);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

}

}

}

function drawScore() {

ctx.font = "16px Arial";

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fillText("Score: "+score, 8, 20);

}

function draw() {

ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);

drawBricks();

drawBall();

drawPaddle();

drawScore();

collisionDetection();

if(x + dx > canvas.width-ballRadius || x + dx < ballRadius) {

dx = -dx;

}

if(y + dy < ballRadius) {

dy = -dy;

}

else if(y + dy > canvas.height-ballRadius) {

if(x > paddleX && x < paddleX + paddleWidth) {

if(y= y-paddleHeight){

dy = -dy ;

}

}

else {

alert("You're Garbage");

document.location.reload();

}

}

if(rightPressed && paddleX < canvas.width-paddleWidth) {

paddleX += 7;

}

else if(leftPressed && paddleX > 0) {

paddleX -= 7;

}

x += dx;

y += dy;

}

function mouseMoveHandler(e) {

var relativeX = e.clientX - canvas.offsetLeft;

if(relativeX > 0 && relativeX < canvas.width) {

paddleX = relativeX - paddleWidth/2;

}

}

document.addEventListener("mousemove", mouseMoveHandler, false);

setInterval(draw, 10);

</script>

</body>

</html>

The f*ck is that

I swear to god I think I got a dose of the Matrix from seeing that

Malcholm

Civilisunio wrote:My parents would never do that.XD They are very, shall I say, protective.

My parents usually wouldn't do it but they have to go together.

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Exotic Lemon wrote:My parents usually wouldn't do it but they have to go together.

So you are at home alone right now? I am in school typing this during a test

Asturias And Leon

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:So you are at home alone right now? I am in school typing this during a test

Niether. I am on the way to school. My twin is driving

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:So you are at home alone right now? I am in school typing this during a test

And they haven't left yet

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Exotic Lemon wrote:Niether. I am on the way to school. My twin is driving

That a long ride?

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:The f*ck is that

I swear to god I think I got a dose of the Matrix from seeing that

Also I only have a chromebook so idk if it would work

Malcholm, Asturias And Leon

Asturias And Leon wrote:Im at school.

Making a ghetto javascript game

That defines the American schooling system.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:That a long ride?

Nope. Not even 10 minutes

Exotic Lemon wrote:That defines the American schooling system.

The Ghetto Javascript States of America

Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Asturias And Leon wrote:Okay.

Where is your wa nation?

TG me it if you don't want everyone to know.

Currently [nation=short]piroshki[/nation] in THGI. I can confirm it if you need me to.

Forestavia

Malcholm wrote:Currently [nation=short]piroshki[/nation] in THGI. I can confirm it if you need me to.

no i know thats your region and the name is close to your other ones

Malcholm

Asturias And Leon wrote:open a blank notepad document, copy and paste this in, then change the extension to .html and open it up in chrome.

[spoiler]<!DOCTYPE html>

<html>

<head>

<meta charset="utf-8"/>

<title>Gamedev Canvas Workshop</title>

<script type="text/javascript">

//<![CDATA[

try{if (!window.CloudFlare) {var CloudFlare=[{verbose:0,p:0,byc:0,owlid:"cf",bag2:1,mirage2:0,oracle:0,paths:{cloudflare:"/cdn-cgi/nexp/dok3v=1613a3a185/"},atok:"2bd2bfe118bb6ae7d906ffbd2a7bd3e1",petok:"6258faa866a67ae103360783ea5e82938f053986-1476364018-1800",adblock:1,betok:"23d4afc28f4d244a3b0b70f3402273488a64bc84-1476364018-120",zone:"nationstates.net",rocket:"0",apps:{}}];!function(a,b){a=document.createElement("script"),b=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0],a.async=!0,a.src="//ajax.cloudflare.com/cdn-cgi/nexp/dok3v=0489c402f5/cloudflare.min.js",b.parentNode.insertBefore(a,b)}()}}catch(e){};

//]]>

</script>

<style>*{padding:0;margin:0;}canvas{background:#eee;display:block;margin:0 auto;}</style>

</head>

<body>

<canvas id="myCanvas" width="1280" height="720"></canvas>

<script>

var canvas = document.getElementById("myCanvas");

var ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");

var ballRadius = 10;

var x = canvas.width/8;

var y = canvas.height-64;

var dx = 5;

var dy = -10;

var paddleHeight = 10;

var paddleWidth = 350;

var paddleX = (canvas.width-paddleWidth)/2;

var rightPressed = false;

var leftPressed = false;

var brickRowCount = 10;

var brickColumnCount = 20;

var brickWidth = 50;

var brickHeight = 10;

var brickPadding = 10;

var brickOffsetTop = 30;

var score = 0;

var brickOffsetLeft = 30;

var bricks = [];

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

bricks[c] = [];

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

bricks[c][r] = { x: 0, y: 0, status: 1 };

}

}

document.addEventListener("keydown", keyDownHandler, false);

document.addEventListener("keyup", keyUpHandler, false);

function keyDownHandler(e) {

if(e.keyCode == 39) {

rightPressed = true;

}

else if(e.keyCode == 37) {

leftPressed = true;

}

}

function keyUpHandler(e) {

if(e.keyCode == 39) {

rightPressed = false;

}

else if(e.keyCode == 37) {

leftPressed = false;

}

}

function collisionDetection() {

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

var b = bricks[c][r];

if(b.status == 1) {

if(x > b.x && x < b.x+brickWidth && y > b.y && y < b.y+brickHeight) {

dy = -dy;

b.status = 0;

score++;

if(score == brickRowCount*brickColumnCount) {

alert("YOU WIN, CONGRATULATIONS!");

document.location.reload();

}

}

}

}

}

}

function drawBall() {

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.arc(x, y, ballRadius, 0, Math.PI*2);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

function drawPaddle() {

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.rect(paddleX, canvas.height-paddleHeight, paddleWidth, paddleHeight);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

function drawBricks() {

for(c=0; c<brickColumnCount; c++) {

for(r=0; r<brickRowCount; r++) {

if(bricks[c][r].status == 1) {

var brickX = (c*(brickWidth+brickPadding))+brickOffsetLeft;

var brickY = (r*(brickHeight+brickPadding))+brickOffsetTop;

bricks[c][r].x = brickX;

bricks[c][r].y = brickY;

ctx.beginPath();

ctx.rect(brickX, brickY, brickWidth, brickHeight);

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fill();

ctx.closePath();

}

}

}

}

function drawScore() {

ctx.font = "16px Arial";

ctx.fillStyle = "#0095DD";

ctx.fillText("Score: "+score, 8, 20);

}

function draw() {

ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);

drawBricks();

drawBall();

drawPaddle();

drawScore();

collisionDetection();

if(x + dx > canvas.width-ballRadius || x + dx < ballRadius) {

dx = -dx;

}

if(y + dy < ballRadius) {

dy = -dy;

}

else if(y + dy > canvas.height-ballRadius) {

if(x > paddleX && x < paddleX + paddleWidth) {

if(y= y-paddleHeight){

dy = -dy ;

}

}

else {

alert("You're Garbage");

document.location.reload();

}

}

if(rightPressed && paddleX < canvas.width-paddleWidth) {

paddleX += 7;

}

else if(leftPressed && paddleX > 0) {

paddleX -= 7;

}

x += dx;

y += dy;

}

function mouseMoveHandler(e) {

var relativeX = e.clientX - canvas.offsetLeft;

if(relativeX > 0 && relativeX < canvas.width) {

paddleX = relativeX - paddleWidth/2;

}

}

document.addEventListener("mousemove", mouseMoveHandler, false);

setInterval(draw, 10);

</script>

</body>

</html>[/spoiler]

Christ.

Asturias And Leon

Alistia wrote:Lampar just going off and creating a new region out of the blue and declaring it a territory is pretty useless, just taking up embassy space

Should I revoke the embassy?

This is the worst region in nationstates. It is run by a bunch of nincompoops.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Asturias And Leon

Erendelia wrote:This is the worst region in nationstates. It is run by a bunch of nincompoops.

Erendelia wrote:This is most cancerous region in nationstates. It literally want to drink bleach.

Same.

Glad to say I'm not in charge anymore ;)

Malcholm wrote:Glad to say I'm not in charge anymore ;)

Speaking of which.. https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=687775

Because my last three campaigns went so[/I] well, what, with two coups and a total government collapse.

[I]Something[/I] happens [I]every time I run[/I].

Forestavia

Why don't nations just leave the region silently? If I don't like the region I will just leave it. Ni one is binding me.

Malcholm

Gagalas statement:

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=gagalapuppet1/detail=factbook/id=705566

Forestavia, Malcholm

To Lampar

Formal Notice

Despite my comments to the Lunar Council, regarding you violating your position within this region and causing issues for other regions and bring the integrity of The Mystical Council into disrepute. I will not have my region brought into disrepute by your actions and looking at your coming and going in the Solar Alliance, it looks like you are using my region as your HQ when that isn't accurate. In addition and whilst i'm not concerned to much about being possibly raided due to me being very very active. I know my region members, Delegate and our Security Council will not be too joyed about that prospect, especially if that is as a result from an outsider causing trouble. As such i have decided to ban your nation Lampar 4 from the Solar Alliance for at least a month or until an apology has been issued too all concerned.

Should you wish to have this decision overturned then you are welcome to appeal my decision to my regions Delegate [nation=short]Laharao[/nation] and Solar Alliance Security Council (SASC) members, [nation=short]The Covenance[/nation], [nation=short]Socialist Soviet Chechnya[/nation], [nation=short]Grey Earth[/nation], [nation=short]Dilyu[/nation] and [nation=short]New Imperial America[/nation], who will be happy to discuss this issue with you, me and i'm sure the Lunar Council and effected regions.

Regards

Solar Administrator

Aka Parakka / Parakka Northland

Forestavia, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Erendelia wrote:This is the worst region in nationstates. It is run by a bunch of nincompoops.

Now the conglomeracy puppets are causing regional disturbances...

*Starts drafting a regional puppet act*I

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon

Erendelia wrote:This is the worst region in nationstates. It is run by a bunch of nincompoops.

Dude, shut the hell up. There are ones far worse than this one, and yeah, this is a democracy, so sh*t happens alongside every type of government in existence. No one is perfect

Forestavia, Malcholm, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Republic Of Greater Cuba wrote:Dude, shut the hell up. There are ones far worse than this one, and yeah, this is a democracy, so sh*t happens alongside every type of government in existence. No one is perfect

Yeah, the conglomeracy guy leaving a stupid comment everytime he moves one of his puppets out is annoying

Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon

Asturias And Leon wrote:Yeah, the conglomeracy guy leaving a stupid comment everytime he moves one of his puppets out is annoying

F*ck him

Asturias And Leon

So these elections results are a bit tricky this time..

The poll results are 5-2-4

The Commons voters makes the results 6-2-6

So its a tie between lampar and barish.

and we don't even know if the lc will let lampar be in the govt

Forestavia, Malcholm, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba

Asturias And Leon wrote:So these elections results are a bit tricky this time..

The poll results are 5-2-4

The Commons voters makes the results 6-2-6

So its a tie between lampar and barish.

and we don't even know if the lc will let lampar be in the govt

I guess we will see

Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon

Asturias And Leon wrote:So these elections results are a bit tricky this time..

The poll results are 5-2-4

The Commons voters makes the results 6-2-6

So its a tie between lampar and barish.

and we don't even know if the lc will let lampar be in the govt

Some advice, you guys are going to have to consider writing some laws, or give that responsibility to the Lunar Council as at present it's hard to punish people for violations etc when there's nothing to say they have broken any rules (in my view that is)

Forestavia, Malcholm, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Asturias And Leon, Exotic Lemon

Parakka Northland wrote:Some advice, you guys are going to have to consider writing some laws, or give that responsibility to the Lunar Council as at present it's hard to punish people for violations etc when there's nothing to say they have broken any rules (in my view that is)

Someone doesn't have to break a law to go on trial though.

I support a document being made for clarification though.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio

Asturias And Leon wrote:Yeah, the conglomeracy guy leaving a stupid comment everytime he moves one of his puppets out is annoying

He might as well move them all out. It's not like he is fooling anyone

Asturias And Leon

We need a pollster that counts up the votes and regulates the polls rather than having some random person do it. Thoughts?

Forestavia, Malcholm

Civilisunio wrote:We need a pollster that counts up the votes and regulates the polls rather than having some random person do it. Thoughts?

Plugo already does it, but I guess someone can also try.

Malcholm, Civilisunio

Civilisunio wrote:We need a pollster that counts up the votes and regulates the polls rather than having some random person do it. Thoughts?

how is the prime minister a random person?

also, all votes and polls will be conducted by the domestic minister once they are elected.

Forestavia, Malcholm, Tumetu-Iin Noyan, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon

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