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Region: The Mystical Council
Are all puppets enemies?
Forestavia
he needs to state it.
i agree, but you are all too stupid to kick the non wa puppets.
if they don't state their wa, yes.
This reminds me of the cold war
Tumetu-Iin Noyan
Oh, yes absolutely. We can't have any puppets in this region. Even the Emperor isn't exempt.
Malcholm, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
So basically we are purging everyone
Forestavia
Then we show you no mercy.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
AGREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Forestavia, Malcholm
I'll start handing out the pitch forks
Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Tumetu-Iin Noyan
#newregion
Forestavia, Barishmacht, Republic Of Greater Cuba
#newregion2016
Forestavia
Well Mugwop is my main nation so I don't know what you're talking about.
Forestavia
Cold and heartless? Maybe so. But it's what needs to be done. We can't have any puppets here until I remember my password.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
KICK THEM ALL THEN
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Was it spongebob squarepants?
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Nope. Just tried it.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
What about Lord brick
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
That one doesn't work either. :(
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
God admit man, how about
- Gary
- one two three or 123
- Crabby patty
Forestavia, Malcholm
Krabby Patty* ?
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
No, no, and no.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
With or without the question mark?
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
Never mind, I'll just try both.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
Thanks for that, auto correct on the iPad is a pain..... maybe he should try Red Fleet
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
I am a puppet.;)
Parakka Northland
I'm sure I'll think of it. I just have to stop trying so hard. My brain is in a rut right now.
Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
[nation=short]Mugwop[/nation] get the puppet!
Forestavia, Malcholm, Civilisunio
Use Pluggy and Muggy's Extra Strong Puppet Spray on that one.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Here is a idea Cuba told me about as a plan proposed by his ideology Trilithonism, and since I am the Minister of Domestic Affairs, should bring this to your attention.
Each social class is like a level, you have to complete something to move up, but every level is harder, and fewer and fewer people continue to go up. Every nation will be made to work by this system so that we can benefit.
However, since it is very hard to move up classes as time goes, joining the military moves someone straight into the middle class for free and gives a nation a tad bit more privilidges than ordinary members in the middle class, but a nation cannot join the high if a nation joins the military, this will benefit us immensly.
In the practice of raiding, troops are sent into a region to take it over for a brief period of time for the sake of recognition of military superiority and taunting their enemies before leaving that region to invade another for the same purposes. That said, it is easy to see how, with competant leadership and a good level of activity, a force of five nations could become a highly successful raider force. The act of raiding can produce an infinite number of military victories without costing the organization a single troop or any amount of any other resource.
When one succeeds under a capitalist system like what Cuba is suggesting, they recieve benefit. Raiders, being participants in the highest form of capitalism known to NationStates, obtain control of a region as well as the pride and ego that is developed with consistent success in conquering regions and defeating defenders at no cost to themselves. Raiding is, simply put, profit without investment. The middle class (where most of the militaries population would come from) and the region itself gains from doing almost nothing
This means we can support more alliances and help more people out by raiding evil regions and defending helpless ones and allies as well, painting us a very good image on NS
Forestavia, Malcholm
we have a mugwop emoji on the discord now
Forestavia, Malcholm, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
TL;DR communist puppet hate speech.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Ig people have read my manifesto they will have a better background
I disagree a caste system isn't what we need. In the long run Cuba is trying to force his ideology apon is threw the government and trying to create, shall I say, corrupt and beuracratic (Probabally spelt that wrong) government as Well as this gives politicians a major advantage over normal citizens.
Forestavia
I agree but if I can't remember the password soon. Cuba's ideology may just come to pass.
Malcholm, Civilisunio, Parakka Northland
He has a grudge against me, but if he thinks what he thinks, I respect that
Civilisunio
[B]IF[/B] he makes a proposal it must be sent to the lunar council to see if it's against any policies or rights.
Forestavia, Malcholm
I'm not convinced he isn't a puppet.... oh muggy check out Cuba for me well you
Forestavia
Actually I like the raiding and defending part of it. But the caste system part is a little too structured in my opinion. But the whole idea fits well with your political party.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
The caste part was misinterperted, I used the wrong word
Civilisunio
You want another reason to disown me don't you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQhuC-I5sD8&index=12&list=RDhrEn6Bl185o
I think we need to passcode the region. The fact is Oak is gone and is never coming back.
Alistia, Malcholm
Sure you did
Malcholm
Your trying to make me upset at you so I yell at you and then you try to throw something back at me
Civilisunio
I'm not sure I like the raiding defending part because reading the entire thing it reads more like a raiding policy than anything and not everyone will be interested in that sort of thing. However, if the region wanted it then I would naturally support the majority so long as we can confirm that [nation=short]republic of greater cuba[/nation] isn't a puppet
Forestavia, Alistia, Republic Of Greater Cuba
I am not a puppet, I find them to hard to deal with and I am lazy as hell, during one of the debates we had about the trail on lampar I fell asleep
Forestavia, Alistia, Parakka Northland
http://i.imgur.com/i9sqeJN.jpg
Forestavia, Alistia
Post self-deleted by Republic Of Greater Cuba.
Who?
https://youtu.be/LRGnXDy3idA
LMAO
Forestavia, Malcholm
That's a likely excuse! Where the hell is my assistant delegate to varify this! Ok let's say you are not a puppet as you claim, can you prove to me who your nations founding farthers where?
Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm
That was a good show, I still like it
Civilisunio
Founding Fathers like my national factbook says?
Very
*TRIGGERED*
FOUNDING MOTHERS!
YOU SEXIST, OBJECTIFYING SEXIST!
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
We are still the safest most secure region on NS. Who needs founders anyway?
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Ha caught you out! See if your nation was not a puppet then you wouldn't be trying to get me to check out your factbook for the information myself. Puppet!!!
Forestavia
With everything that has happened, I now wish TMC was founded with a non-exe founder. However I do trust Forest, so I hope he never brings back his scummy nation back in here again.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
Sorry *hangs head in shame and sits in the corner facing the wall*
GG
Malcholm
Well, I didn't know you were refering to, my nation, your nation, or the region
Parakka Northland
regions where the founder CTE'd are bummy.
lets make a new region.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
he can't he forgot the passcode
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
How about we stay here and passcode it? We have the influence, we have the endorsements! We're cool!
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
My nation how would you know who my nation founding farthers and mothers where! Where you their at the great founding of Northland? Did you witness 1 billion Parakkans defend the borders of The Union only to be overwhelmed and fallback to the islands on the fringe and name that land Northland? No you where not my puppet friend! If you had been those billion Parakkans might have been saved but instead where were you? In the cloning factory that's where!
Forestavia
nah.
everyone move except bacon since he has the most influence.
Civilisunio
I was in The Celtic Union accepting refugees from The Union
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
Wait, so we banned his sh!tty puppet for nothing? He doesn't even have access to it?!
Parakka Northland
Move where?
Yep, I told you there was no other way for saying this, but thank you for helping us partially make our democracy even worse
*coughs, glances at Mystical Council, The Greater Holy Isles, Sentagon, and Solar Alliance*
Wow, have we got options. I agree with Forest tho, we should definetly stay--at least till Oak CTE's.
Forestavia, Parakka Northland
What? We have moderate regional influence we're virtually untouchable! You want to throw that away. Mister Prime Minister, for shame.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
I wish it were not so.
Alistia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Exactly doing nothing! It was a sad day that day... now look what's happened....
Parakka, You are the Emperor now.
Malcholm, Barishmacht
I was actually running elections at the time
Parakka Northland
This has been a weird week
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
King Parakka and Queen Mugwop.
Kazukame, Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
if we are gonna keep it running banject all the proven puppets god damnit!
Agree with you totally
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Maybe we should hold off just for a little while. Those puppets may save our region from extinction.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
Post self-deleted by Parakka Northland.
What should we do about the bunker?
Forestavia
Parakka Northland Why would I? Mugwop does all the gossip girl things.
Parakka Northland
should forestavia remain the founder though?
Republic Of Greater Cuba
We will have two homes: a stable home and an unstable home. TMC will be unstable and MC will be stable.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
no, we can create puppets to stay here.
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba
we should vote on if we want a new name, and who wants to be the founder
New Soviet Union
Alistia
no one is, legally yes, but physically he can't unless we acknoledge it
Malcholm
Post by Mugwop suppressed by Alistia.
I am no queen you damn commie. I am a God.
Lord Mugwop. Your God and Savior. Ultimately my idea was best, and it has sent a very strong message to anyone who dares using puppets. We're not afraid of chopping off our own hand to stop the cancer.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Parakka Northland
That's not for me to decide that's up the new regions population if a new region is formed, but I think we shouldn't jump ship yet
Forestavia, Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
And I am not afraid to chop off my own to stop yours.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
bummy
Malcholm
Don't forget about all the influence we've built up. We shouldn't throw it away.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Parakka Northland
Plus if we were to jump ship I would seriously consider this vv
Forestavia
Post by Forestavia suppressed by Alistia.
Sounds like a fleeter hub to me. I'm staying right here! I urge everyone to ride out the storm with me.
Malcholm, Parakka Northland
You could say "People's Republic"
Malcholm
i support move back, but we should protect it and clean it first.
Now the Prime Minister is suppressing the former Emperor. How dare you! The tables have turned so many times.
Malcholm, Republic Of Greater Cuba
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