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The Immortal Elysium wrote:Hmm.....why do I think that's a bad idea?

If i was gonna go tyrannous i woulda already banned [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] and @parakka__northland :P

New Bacon, Malcholm, Truxol

Another culture minister election may be neccesary

Alistia

Alistia wrote:If i was gonna go tyrannous i woulda already banned [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] and @parakka__northland :P

You can if you wish to.

Alistia, New Bacon

Alistia wrote:MUHAHAHAHAH!

I AM THE GOD KING OF TMC! ALL SHOW BOW BEFORE ME!

[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I order you to forge me a special ring made from the fires of Mount Doom.

You go ahead. It's going to cost you a whole bunch of influence points. I'm an expensive one to ban.

Alistia, Parakka Northland

Parakka Northland wrote:You can if you wish to.

New Bacon wrote:You go ahead. It's going to cost you a whole bunch of influence points. I'm an expensive one to ban.

The whole point of

Alistia wrote:If i was gonna go tyrannous i woulda already banned [nation=short]new_bacon[/nation] and @parakka__northland :P

was to say, if i wanted you ejected i would have done so already -_-

New Bacon, Truxol

New Bacon wrote:You go ahead. It's going to cost you a whole bunch of influence points. I'm an expensive one to ban.

No no no no, you're not gonna entice Alistia to ban you like you did with Civ. I'm starting to think that you actually like it.

Alistia

Mugwop wrote:No no no no, you're not gonna entice Alistia to ban you like you did with Civ. I'm starting to think that you actually like it.

Excuse me?! If [nation=short]alistia[/nation] wants to make the same choice then he can. I'm not going to stop him. I didn't bring charges against Civ because I challenged him. So I don't care [nation=short]mugwop[/nation]. So what are you going to do? Bring charges against me for telling [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to do the wrong thing? Or bring charges against [nation=short]alistia[/nation] because I challenged him? I think not. Don't say anything that's falsified because I never said I liked it.

Gyuamno

Alistia wrote:MUHAHAHAHAH!

I AM THE GOD KING OF TMC! ALL SHOW BOW BEFORE ME!

[nation=short]forestavia[/nation] I order you to forge me a special ring made from the fires of Mount Doom.

DAMN IT ALISTIA!

I am the rightful God King! I'm putting you on my dirt list! Mark my words: I will come to rule once more!

New Bacon, Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:DAMN IT ALISTIA!

I am the rightful God King! I'm putting you on my dirt list! Mark my words: I will come to rule once more!

You know, to decide who the rightful God King is we could always have a trial by combat. It'll be a good excuse to get out more.

Truxol

The Immortal Elysium wrote:You know, to decide who the rightful God King is we could always have a trial by combat. It'll be a good excuse to get out more.

OK I challenge you to combat. Let me get my dueling pistols.

Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:OK I challenge you to combat. Let me get my dueling pistols.

*looks up from his seat*

"Alright, if you want to duel me. But let me tell you I am the greatest duelist that ever had dueled. Oh...we're starting? Now? really? Ok....if you wish. Just letting you know......"

(Goes on and on in dialogue leaving ample time for [nation=short]Gyuamno[/nation] to shoot)

Alistia, Truxol

Mugwop wrote:No no no no, you're not gonna entice Alistia to ban you like you did with Civ. I'm starting to think that you actually like it.

Also it wasn't bacon who brought the subject up

New Bacon wrote:Excuse me?! If [nation=short]alistia[/nation] wants to make the same choice then he can. I'm not going to stop him. I didn't bring charges against Civ because I challenged him. So I don't care [nation=short]mugwop[/nation]. So what are you going to do? Bring charges against me for telling [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to do the wrong thing? Or bring charges against [nation=short]alistia[/nation] because I challenged him? I think not. Don't say anything that's falsified because I never said I liked it.

I should have made it more clear that what I said was more of a joke, and not a passive aggressive remark against you. Sorry if it came out the wrong way.

Alistia, New Bacon, Truxol, Parakka Northland

The Immortal Elysium wrote:You know, to decide who the rightful God King is we could always have a trial by combat. It'll be a good excuse to get out more.

I think trials by combat should be done in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Alistia, Malcholm, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:DAMN IT ALISTIA!

I am the rightful God King! I'm putting you on my dirt list! Mark my words: I will come to rule once more!

I am the god king because.. I AM FIRE CHIEF!

Gyuamno, New Bacon

Alistia wrote:I am the god king because.. I AM FIRE CHIEF!

I hope you burn yourself, you no good dirty rotten scoundrel!

Alistia, Truxol

[nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation] has the largest basket weaving sector, you're a bunch of grannies!

hehehe

too bad you're not here to celebrate.

Alistia, New Bacon, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

I am the rightful God King! Why? Because I said so!

New Bacon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:I am the rightful God King! Why? Because I said so!

ill bust ya bloody 'ead in m8 im duh god k1ng

Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:ill bust ya bloody 'ead in m8 im duh god k1ng

You wish. I am the self-appointed God King, and if you lay a single finger on me.......

New Bacon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:You wish. I am the self-appointed God King, and if you lay a single finger on me.......

*flicks your arm*

God King of Nothing!

Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:*flicks your arm*

God King of Nothing!

I am the God King and you have just lost your pizza privileges.

New Bacon

Gyuamno wrote:[nation=short]Exotic_Lemon[/nation] has the largest basket weaving sector, you're a bunch of grannies!

hehehe

too bad you're not here to celebrate.

The life expectancy of my nation was like 80s or 90s for a long time, maybe it still is.

Gyuamno, Truxol

God King [nation=short]alistia[/nation]!

Sacrifice anyone with WA endorsements to a volcano to ensure you reign for life!

Gyuamno, Alistia, Parakka Northland, Viva Italia

Exotic Lemon wrote:The life expectancy of my nation was like 80s or 90s for a long time, maybe it still is.

LOL what happened? It's 68 now :(

Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Exotic Lemon wrote:God King [nation=short]alistia[/nation]!

Sacrifice anyone with WA endorsements to a volcano to ensure you reign for life!

Start by sacrificing Lemon

Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:I am the God King and you have just lost your pizza privileges.

You're a monster

Alistia, Malcholm, Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:You're the God King

Thank you, I know.

Malcholm

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Gyuamno, you can annex my nation.

Thank you, I will.

Malcholm, Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:Thank you, I will.

Go right ahead. I have about 50.

Malcholm

I want all your base

Truxol

Gyuamno wrote:I want all your base

No

Malcholm

Hi everyone. This is Truxol's main nation. Surprise! If ya didn't know then you got goofed on. Don't worry Truxol was known as my nation since the citizenship act. So it is perfectly legal. I would like [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to please replace me as foreign minister over truxol when he has the influence to do so, if he already does not.

I can move Truxol to where the trial is going on for sake of convenience. For further proof of my validity. Truxol shall post the words Cheesy Nips.

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Terran Flux wrote:Hi everyone. This is Truxol's main nation. Surprise! If ya didn't know then you got goofed on. Don't worry Truxol was known as my nation since the citizenship act. So it is perfectly legal. I would like [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to please replace me as foreign minister over truxol when he has the influence to do so, if he already does not.

I can move Truxol to where the trial is going on for sake of convenience. For further proof of my validity. Truxol shall post the words Cheesy Nips.

Cheesy Nips

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Malcholm

Terran Flux wrote:Hi everyone. This is Truxol's main nation. Surprise! If ya didn't know then you got goofed on. Don't worry Truxol was known as my nation since the citizenship act. So it is perfectly legal. I would like [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to please replace me as foreign minister over truxol when he has the influence to do so, if he already does not.

I can move Truxol to where the trial is going on for sake of convenience. For further proof of my validity. Truxol shall post the words Cheesy Nips.

I would also like to reaffirm his identity. He is terran flux and truxol

Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:Start by sacrificing Lemon

Yes! Sacrifice me to the cult! Lord [nation=short]mugwop[/nation] and [nation=short]alistia[/nation], how shall I be sacrificed for you? I have already begun filling a volcano with lettuce

Gyuamno

Terran Flux wrote:Hi everyone. This is Truxol's main nation. Surprise! If ya didn't know then you got goofed on. Don't worry Truxol was known as my nation since the citizenship act. So it is perfectly legal. I would like [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to please replace me as foreign minister over truxol when he has the influence to do so, if he already does not.

I can move Truxol to where the trial is going on for sake of convenience. For further proof of my validity. Truxol shall post the words Cheesy Nips.

I've been bamboozled all along!

Terran Flux

The Immortal Elysium wrote:I am the God King and you have just lost your pizza privileges.

Gyuamno wrote:*flicks your arm*

God King of Nothing!

I'M THE GOD KING OF ALL THINGS!!! IM YOUR SUPERIOR!!!

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Alistia

New Bacon wrote:I'M THE GOD KING OF ALL THINGS!!! IM YOUR SUPERIOR!!!

Never! I revoke your pizza privileges too!

I am the God King!

Exotic Lemon

Gyuamno wrote:I've been bamboozled all along!

And to think it would all come down to "cheesy nips".

Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon

Terran Flux wrote:Hi everyone. This is Truxol's main nation. Surprise! If ya didn't know then you got goofed on. Don't worry Truxol was known as my nation since the citizenship act. So it is perfectly legal. I would like [nation=short]alistia[/nation] to please replace me as foreign minister over truxol when he has the influence to do so, if he already does not.

I can move Truxol to where the trial is going on for sake of convenience. For further proof of my validity. Truxol shall post the words Cheesy Nips.

I need @truxon to conform on rmb and discord :P

Forestavia wrote:And to think it would all come down to "cheesy nips".

YOU HAVE YET TO FORGE MY RING OF POWER!

Forestavia

Alistia wrote:I need @truxon to conform on rmb and discord :P

YOU HAVE YET TO FORGE MY RING OF POWER!

Oh yes. The ring of power. Yes indeed. The goldsmith is on it. It should be ready soon after I submit my monthly report to Viva.

New Bacon wrote:I'M THE GOD KING OF ALL THINGS!!! IM YOUR SUPERIOR!!!

Ban Elysium then ;)

(sorry)

New Bacon

Alistia wrote:I need @truxon to conform on rmb and discord :P

YOU HAVE YET TO FORGE MY RING OF POWER!

I was kicked from the discord forever ago for posting swastikas. I'll get on truxol right now

Gyuamno

Alistia wrote:I need [nation=short]truxol[/nation] to confirm on rmb and discord :P

Me again, consider this the rmb confirmation. And again, i aint in the discord

Alistia

I can confirm Truxol as Terran Flux

Forestavia

I can confirm that I am the God King

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Viva Italia

The Immortal Elysium wrote:I can confirm that I am the God King

Why haven't you been banned yet?

Terran Flux wrote:I was kicked from the discord forever ago for posting swastikas. I'll get on truxol right now

The discord is a circlejerk

Malcholm

Gyuamno wrote:Why haven't you been banned yet?

Cause you can't.

Truxol wrote:Me again, consider this the rmb confirmation. And again, i aint in the discord

k

Alistia wrote:k

Send out a mass telegram so that everyone knows Truxol's new nation.

Oh, and while you're sending that tg, feel free to tell everyone that I am the rightful God King.

Gyuamno

Viva Italia wrote:I can confirm Truxol as Terran Flux

no,

im terran flux

Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:no,

im terran flux

he's pinhead larry

Terran Flux

Mugwop wrote:Send out a mass telegram so that everyone knows Truxol's new nation.

I mean, I did just announce it on the rmb. And technically this is my "main nation" so to say. But if yall wanna make me feel special lol

Gyuamno, Alistia, Truxol, Exotic Lemon

Terran Flux wrote:I mean, I did just announce it on the rmb. And technically this is my "main nation" so to say. But if yall wanna make me feel special lol

Well you know, just in case your post is lost in the RMB.

Terran Flux

Everyone, before I send this nation to our 2nd region for the trial, let us all welcome to the Communist Party of TMC's newest member, [nation=short]Viva_Italia[/nation] . Who by the way isn't even italian, he just really likes the concept of a Communist Italy

Gyuamno, Alistia, Terran Flux

Truxol wrote:Everyone, before I send this nation to our 2nd region for the trial, let us all welcome to the Communist Party of TMC's newest member, [nation=short]Viva_Italia[/nation] . Who by the way isn't even italian, he just really likes the concept of a Communist Italy

I'd like to let everyone know I am not a commie

Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon

Viva Italia wrote:I'd like to let everyone know I am not a commie

The prime minister jests in this statement

Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon

Viva Italia wrote:I'd like to let everyone know I am not a commie

welcome to the occult... i mean party

Alistia, New Bacon, Terran Flux

oh boy, i haven't been golfing in years... send your prayers!

Alistia, Terran Flux

Is that a post on the rmb? I cannot believe it!

Alistia, Exotic Lemon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Is that a post on the rmb? I cannot believe it!

They aren't that rare :P

Terran Flux

Alistia wrote:They aren't that rare :P

Well, usually there'd be a post at least once a day.

Not 36 hours apart.

Terran Flux, Parakka Northland, Exotic Lemon

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Well, usually there'd be a post at least once a day.

Not 36 hours apart.

True, we have been fairly inactive lately

New Bacon, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland

Leave it to good ol gyuamno to lead the charge by posting first!

My golf game was half bad, still need to kick the rust off tho :x

Malcholm, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:Leave it to good ol gyuamno to lead the charge by posting first!

My golf game was half bad, still need to kick the rust off tho :x

Golf your way to regional total communism comrade!

Gyuamno

Gyuamno wrote:Leave it to good ol gyuamno to lead the charge by posting first!

My golf game was half bad, still need to kick the rust off tho :x

Of course it was bad. You didn't pray to your God Emperor, me!

Gyuamno

rip a good ole commie misleyan group 2

Alistia, New Bacon

Terran Flux wrote:rip a good ole commie misleyan group 2

[nation=short]caelapes[/nation]

Terran Flux

[nation=short]viva_italia[/nation] [B]implore[/B] you to update this.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=709618

Gyuamno, Forestavia, New Bacon, Terran Flux

Terran Flux wrote:Golf your way to regional total communism comrade!

I heard the Communist World Tour will begin next month.

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Of course it was bad. You didn't pray to your God Emperor, me!

:( go away

Alistia, Terran Flux

Alistia wrote:[nation=short]viva_italia[/nation] [B]implore[/B] you to update this.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=709618

VIVA you should update the news too. The last one was on the week of July 9th.

Alistia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Well, usually there'd be a post at least once a day.

Not 36 hours apart.

Exotic Lemon wrote:True, we have been fairly inactive lately

Looks like my scheme to bring activity back to the region didn't work. Everyone is used to Oak being dead now. I'll have to think of some other clever plan, I guess.

*Ponders*

Alistia, Terran Flux, Parakka Northland

*Ponders some more...*

[nation=short]Alistia[/nation], here's that ring you requested.

*Presents golden ring of power to the Fire Chief*

It's very special. Don't lose it. Use it against the powers of darkness and evil. Only when you have to.

Alistia, Terran Flux

Forestavia wrote:*Ponders some more...*

[nation=short]Alistia[/nation], here's that ring you requested.

*Presents golden ring of power to the Fire Chief*

It's very special. Don't lose it. Use it against the powers of darkness and evil. Only when you have to.

There wouldn't happen to be any inscription on the inside of the ring when held near or in fire, would there?

Parakka Northland

Forestavia wrote:Looks like my scheme to bring activity back to the region didn't work. Everyone is used to Oak being dead now. I'll have to think of some other clever plan, I guess.

*Ponders*

We need more activities!

Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:We need more activities!

I have a few ideas.

Rock Paper Scissors

Battleship

Praising me as God Emperor

Go Fish

Now that I think about it, I can probably make a java program for each of those activities.

OOC:

[B][URL=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=818815]Read all about it![/URL]. New editions of The Commonwealth Times, and OEU Today. And join in the World Arts Fair!

Alistia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon

Forestavia wrote:*Ponders some more...*

[nation=short]Alistia[/nation], here's that ring you requested.

*Presents golden ring of power to the Fire Chief*

It's very special. Don't lose it. Use it against the powers of darkness and evil. Only when you have to.

*Stares at the ring eyes flash with a reflection of the gold*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emit9KREWic&t=100s

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Terran Flux

**NEWS**

Alisita begins the recreation of its military program.

It used to have one of the strongest militaries in the region until it eliminated all military spending from its budget as a part of its regime change and policy change from agreesive to pacifist.

However Darth Einas has begun the slow reconstruction of Alistias armed forces, as seen here; https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alistia/detail=trend?censusid=46

Gyuamno, Forestavia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon

Alistia wrote:**NEWS**

Alisita begins the recreation of its military program.

It used to have one of the strongest militaries in the region until it eliminated all military spending from its budget as a part of its regime change and policy change from agreesive to pacifist.

However Darth Einas has begun the slow reconstruction of Alistias armed forces, as seen here; https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alistia/detail=trend?censusid=46

Proud of you.

As the nation with the highest defence forces stasistically, should you require assistance in destroying any rebel forces, I am available.

Alistia

*******IMPORTANT FYI:*******

$10 Endless Apps at TGI Fridays my dudes.

go there and get it, highly recommend

Alistia, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:*******IMPORTANT FYI:*******

$10 Endless Apps at TGI Fridays my dudes.

go there and get it, highly recommend

Reeeeee

Malcholm

Terran Flux wrote:Reeeeee

i have no shame eating plate after plate of boneless wings and mozzarella sticks

Alistia, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:*******IMPORTANT FYI:*******

$10 Endless Apps at TGI Fridays my dudes.

go there and get it, highly recommend

12$ in Tennessee

Gyuamno, Alistia

Gyuamno wrote:*******IMPORTANT FYI:*******

$10 Endless Apps at TGI Fridays my dudes.

go there and get it, highly recommend

The Immortal Elysium wrote:12$ in Tennessee

$9.99 in FL 😤

Gyuamno, Terran Flux

The Immortal Elysium wrote:12$ in Tennessee

HA, suck it nerd! New York is good at something :D

Alistia wrote:$9.99 in FL 😤

One sec, buying a plane ticket to save 1 cent.

Alistia, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:HA, suck it nerd! New York is good at something :D

One sec, buying a plane ticket to save 1 cent.

Who said I live in Tennessee?

It's 10$ where I live.

Alistia, Terran Flux

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Who said I live in Tennessee?

It's 10$ where I live.

Idc you live in Tennessee now

Alistia, Terran Flux

The Immortal Elysium wrote:Who said I live in Tennessee?

It's 10$ where I live.

Got us good...

Gyuamno, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:Idc you live in Tennessee now

You know what state I live in....

Alistia wrote:Got us good...

I vacationed in Tennessee earlier this year, had fridays

Alistia, Barishmacht, Terran Flux

The Immortal Elysium wrote:You know what state I live in....I vacationed in Tennessee earlier this year, had fridays

I vacationed in Tennessee earlier this year, had Ben & Jerry's

I would get it in Michigan but the closest ones are two hours away each. One in Chicago and one in Ann Arbor

I cri evry time

Terran Flux

nooo all our puppet friends left :(

Alistia, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:nooo all our puppet friends left :(

luckily... there are some left! :D

Alistia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon

OOOOO the plot thickens! It was a failed raid lololololol

Fire Chief [nation=short]Alistia[/nation] ban [nation=short]Lady Ga Ga[/nation] (sorry baby) and those who oppose us!

They had all the puppet bros endorse them. Looks like they missed their timing. What rookies.

I implore you to eject or ban everyone who endorsed [nation=short]Lady Ga Ga[/nation]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.lady_ga_ga

Border Guards [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation] and [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation], Defense Minister [nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation]

Alistia, New Bacon, Malcholm, Terran Flux

Gyuamno wrote:OOOOO the plot thickens! It was a failed raid lololololol

Fire Chief [nation=short]Alistia[/nation] ban [nation=short]Lady Ga Ga[/nation] (sorry baby) and those who oppose us!

They had all the puppet bros endorse them. Looks like they missed their timing. What rookies.

I implore you to eject or ban everyone who endorsed [nation=short]Lady Ga Ga[/nation]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=activity/view=nation.lady_ga_ga

Border Guards [nation=short]New Bacon[/nation] and [nation=short]Mugwop[/nation], Defense Minister [nation=short]Exotic Lemon[/nation]

I will start ejecting right now. If they come back, I will make it a ban

Gyuamno, Alistia, New Bacon, Terran Flux

Exotic Lemon wrote:I will start ejecting right now. If they come back, I will make it a ban

If only I could wave the hammer of justice >:)

*maniacal laugh*

Alistia, Terran Flux, Exotic Lemon

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