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Region: The Mystical Council
I dont care who started it. All I know is [nation=short]iescech[/nation] and [nation=short]lampar[/nation] are having a telegram war through me and it is getting really old.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
Oh no that's my favorite game. I will slam you in uno personally. ;)
Forestavia, Civilisunio
I am getting off. Please do not destroy the region when I am gone. [nation=short]lampar[/nation] do not start a flame war with agora.
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Lampar
Be Carefull, I am the uno [I]MASTER[/I]
New Bacon
My twin is really good.
New Bacon, Civilisunio
We'll see about that. :)
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
You have a twin?
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon, Naumadal
Yeah. I am older by one minute.
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Naumadal
He play ns?
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba
You know what. This region is on a brick movement! Let's change our nation types to the brick nation of or whatever!!!! And our citizens can have bricks for dinner.
Forestavia, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
its a she and no. I wanted to get her to play but she is my polar opposite, political games like this bore her.
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
anyone willing to rp as fleeters with me?
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
Don't plan on it.
New Bacon, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon, Naumadal
Bruh, this sh*t is addictive
New Bacon, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon, Naumadal
I know. But she could not be more different than me.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Naumadal
It is addictive I said I would get off like 20 minutes ago
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
whenever you say that you stay on for 2 more hours.
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
XD
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
shut down your pc
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
Yeah I probably should... but my twin is still doing homework so I cant watch tv yet.
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
tell her to listen to music?
New Bacon
Bricks
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Naumadal
she is.
New Bacon
then why does it matter if the tv is on?..
Exotic Lemon
We are watching the same show. I cant start without her or she will beat me up (metaphorically)
Naumadal
Have you read my brick user manual?
New Bacon, Exotic Lemon
yes I have. It was very informative, but what happens after I drag the body into the lake and use the brick to anchor it? I no longer have the brick
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
We probably should read it. ;)
Exotic Lemon
I have one thing I almost added into the brick manual, tg me and I will tell you why, it's for a good reason
New Bacon, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
Well what about my question? Does my brick have warranty?
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba
What model are you using? Our products differ in warranty
New Bacon, Exotic Lemon
What if a construction worker accidentley eats my brick that I used to anchor the body??
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba
Wow he or she was hungry for bricks. President Clímaco is having brick stew tonight.
Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
I have the generic red brick model. Useful in most scenarios, but specializing in real estate and murder.
New Bacon, Republic Of Greater Cuba
How many radioactive chemicals have you been pumping into it?
New Bacon, Civilisunio
Examples of especially sturdy products made by us include cabinets in a garage or laundry room, brick pavers, a concrete or cast iron waste pipe and copper rain gutter downspouts, all of which can last 100 years or longer, according to a 2016 National Association of Brick Builders
Everyone check the WFE, I think you will find it to your liking.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Around 257.5670925837204830e
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Sir, why is there a "e" at the end of the numbers?
Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
Next upcoming book "The Book of Bricktology"
need five nations to help write it
Exotic Lemon
I volunteer
Republic Of Greater Cuba
I encountered an error while dumping .0000000001 of the radioactive material.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
We need to have seven parts. Any names?
Exotic Lemon
the red brick, the brick world, and the brick eating nation are all good names
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Actually getting off now (from pc, still have phone)
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
Sir, you are f*cked
Civilisunio
Oh. So what do i do with my construction worker that are The brick?
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Quick Brick Tip: Do not touch our bricks, we haven't nailed down entirely what element our bricks are, but there is one thing, and it's that they don't like the human skeleton
Civilisunio
Hmm. Those white things in your body aren't bones. Right?
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Yes sir, also oru company is testing our brick parallel universes
Can i test em' out?:D
Since when is everything a brick?
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
Excuse me sir? Are you disrespecting the brick?
Well, stop wondering suprised customer, because you’re just Hitler. Every parallel universe ever. You. Hitler. We can’t figure it out. Anyway, if you meet him in the next room, don’t kill him. I know, I know. But trust me, it’d be bad
Civilisunio
Uh, no, I'm just asking.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Civilisunio
Also Civilisunio we’re gonna bombard you with a few brick rays in this next test. Nothing to be concerned about. We’re looking for bacterial contamination and inflammatory disease in your bowels that could test medecine that could help our bricks. We put enough pathogens in the waiting room coffee to give diarrhea to an aircraft carrier, so if we don’t spot ‘em, I don’t know what to tell you
Civilisunio
Learn to love the brick!
Republic Of Greater Cuba
:0
Oh! This is my lucky day! *Civ steps into the next room causally and starts talking in German*
Hey alter Kumpel füher.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
What have I done, I started a brick culture orgy in the region
Civilisunio, Exotic Lemon
Bricks, bricks, bricks! Love the brick! Hail the brick! The new füher is the brick!
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
how many nations have brick in there title?
Exotic Lemon
Exotic Lemon, we got raided
Exotic Lemon
By who?
Post self-deleted by Exotic Lemon.
Post self-deleted by Exotic Lemon.
Post self-deleted by Lampar.
Shut him down Lemon!
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
He said he wasn't actually the fleet, he pulled the biggest prank on you
Exotic Lemon
Yeah I know he told me. It's all good
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Nah.
Republic Of Greater Cuba
Ok then.
Let's see how long this keeps up.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon
As long as he doesn't start banject ting or anything he technically broke no laws changing the wfe
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Lampar
Well, I guess that we are now apart of the Red Fleet technically.
Republic Of Greater Cuba, Exotic Lemon, Naumadal
[nation=short]naumadal[/nation] due to the fact you are allowed to change the wfe you are not raiding us. You are not going to be prosecuted.
Apparently. This is exciting
Lampar
This has been long coming.
Has it?
Worst.Raid.Ever.
Forestavia, Exotic Lemon
Hm...
Seems like you planned this out a long time ago.
Exotic Lemon
Let's all change our flags!
Exotic Lemon
Yeah he did it while I was on.
He planned this like an hour ago
We are all puppets of the Red Fleet now.
Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
sooooo uh?
Lampar, Exotic Lemon
Yeah, we are communists now.
And I'm not just saying that. I mean I was a Black Hawk raider for a good while so I know how raiding is usually done. Holy God, The Reed Fleet must be a joke. Jeez. The Black Hawks would plan weeks in advance. Meanwhile we have mister badass here Naumadal who did nothing in an hour. What a joke.
Forestavia, Malcholm, Exotic Lemon
Somehow.
Malcholm
not surprised
Malcholm
Even you, Lampar... we were family
Lampar
This is quite unusual
Hey triemann remember me?
I'm sorry.
But I am now a hater of fascism, and I always have been.
I do, Viking Militia. We were family too...
Lampar, Exotic Lemon
so what does that have to do with anything?
We're not fascists, though.
Who wants to hear my analysis of commies v. fascists. There is little difference between them, you know.
Sorry, but now we are communists.
We are here to destroy your regions ideology.
So, if it's in your best interest, you should go.
Malcholm
*?
Yeah. But i didn't stay long. I will I uncancel embassies now
Never said that you were fascists.
Just said that I am now a full-fledged member of the Anti-fascist club.
Malcholm
It was fun, I thought. Regardless, that is ancient history.
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