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Region: The Brotherhood of Malice

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The Holy Twig wrote:Well you're not wrong.

Holy crap...It's Twig!

Welcome to all you new guys! Feel free to telegram me if you want in on the group chats!

What's up? I saw you on the forum!

Yeah, I saw you reading those old as hell lessons. They'll go over the basics, but there's a lot of intricacies that you'll learn in time.

I thought it looked like fun

Have you done any raids yet?

Oh yeah, a hell of a lot. Some of the more famous ones include raids on Assassins, Roman Empire, Pirates, St. Abbaddon, and implementing our own government (The Osiris Fraternal Order) in the sinker region Osiris, which is one of the largest regions in the game.

Pretend I typed St Abbaddon right >_>

Raxion

Well, for one thing you need to be able to connect with the other raiders in the region. That's like, priority one. So you can join our IRC channel through the World Factbook entry up above and/or telegram me your Skype name so I can add you to the group chat (no voice/video). That's my best tip for you right now :P

Note to anyone here in the World Assembly, please endorse our friend New Rlyeh!

Just joined. Up to anything interesting guys?

Heyo! It's a tad late so not too much is happening right this second. Feel free to hop on the forums or IRC though!

Heya people, what's up?

United States Of Bearica wrote:How do I form a miltary

Depends what you mean.

If you're talking about your nation's military, you can just roleplay it as to whatever you wish it is. If you're talking about a regional military, we already have that, and you're free to join if you wish to.

That reminds me of my own role-play military. My Role-Play military is best Role-Play military.

Excellent training. Great weaponry. No morals.

Completely unable to leave the island my nation's located on, because land krakens destroy all of the transports.

Lord Marelius Ii wrote:Heya people, what's up?

Hewwo tiny cute nation!

Chilling out maxin', relaxin' all cool. Might play some b-ball out by the school. Hopefully those guys stay out of my neighborhood...

Btw folks, make sure to endorse New Rlyeh. Our WA delegate.

Just moved to this region, you guys friendly?

To each other, yes! To invade-able regions, not so much.

Good thing I moved here then

Feel free to join our IRC or the forum, links are in the World Factbook Entry :)

Will march by the forum.

WOOOOT I recruited ONE! :P Nice to see you, Blood Enclave!

It only took 2400 telegrams.

1,560 Delivered

209 Read

2 Recruits (one moved right back out)

201 No Such Nation

597 Blocked by Category

41 Previous Recruitment Too Recent

MORE! MOOOORE! WE NEED MOOOORE!

Hey everyone, nice to meet you all.

Hyiandol wrote:Hey everyone, nice to meet you all.

Nice to meet you too! Welcome to BoM, Hyiandol. Enjoy your stay, and watch your step. Remember to avoid dark alleys and caves. Wear face-covering clothing such as hoods or balaclavas at all times, or you'll be mistaken for a potential victim. Sign up on the forums when you have the time. We hope you'll like it here!

Hyiandol wrote:Hey everyone, nice to meet you all.

Hey there, welcome to the Brotherhood! *gives a cookie*

The Intentional Space Station.

and My.....happiness to see you.

Intentional Space Station? That implies that there's some unintentional space stations :P

The awkward moment when you start a reply to a 13hr old post

Dude, I've replied to month old posts when this place was deader :P

Hello, My minions will be a great addition to your cause. Kevin, stop trying to get at the keyboargevroqqibqh

Need tranquilizers for Kevin? He sounds challenging ;)

The April Fools day stuff is rather underwhelming compared to last year... an 18+ game doesn't work on a 13+ site.

Kevin! Stop messing with the keyboard. Anyways, we are 2nd on the Agriculture Scale in this region! Woot! Banana party!

Hello, malicious members of The Brotherhood Of Malice. I would like inform you that I find your ill will to be frighteningly wonderful, and that my joining of this region was no decision: I forced my people to do it.

How deliciously authoritarian. I feel like a Disney villain :P

Notarepublic

Notarepublic wrote:Hello, malicious members of The Brotherhood Of Malice. I would like inform you that I find your ill will to be frighteningly wonderful, and that my joining of this region was no decision: I forced my people to do it.

Most excellent. Shall you proceed to force them into arena battles for the amusement of the region, like i do sometimes?

Notarepublic

Why of course, but only for my personal amusement. What else do you do with human beings?

Woot woot, the amount of SC authors in this region just doubled with the passage of my resolution! :)

Notarepublic wrote:Hello, malicious members of The Brotherhood Of Malice. I would like inform you that I find your ill will to be frighteningly wonderful, and that my joining of this region was no decision: I forced my people to do it.

Why do you force your people into it? Let them decide for themselves; they might like you better.

We're not a very "live and let live" region :P

Furious Festavo, Live And Let Die

I would like to inform you that I have outlawed Harry Potter, and ask you to do the same

Draco Malfoy

Ambroscus Koth wrote:We're not a very "live and let live" region :P

Live and let die

Live And Let Die

Notarepublic wrote:I would like to inform you that I have outlawed Harry Potter, and ask you to do the same

Why?

Notarepublic wrote:I would like to inform you that I have outlawed Harry Potter, and ask you to do the same

To outlaw Harry Potter is to outlaw life itself. The only other thing worth living for is animals!

I endorse Harry Potter as it teaches children to call on demons as well as boosted my economy (book publishing) no matter how much I dislike the character.

Kemi here! (I may consider joining BoM soon)

Hey kid! I recommend it :P

Holy %@&!, I'm twelfth in the Brotherhood!

I'm 49th out of 57. Makes sense, I'm rather politically active :P

I am 57th. The most politically active citizens ever? Strange seeing as I'm a dictatorship.

Anyone got that telegram about the region of Lazarus?

Furious Festavo

Ambroscus Koth wrote:Hey kid! I recommend it :P

You know me better than you think... *winks*

The reinvigorated Brotherhood of Much Malice! Great to see you back :)

Good luck for your future raiding!

~Glass Gallows

Kirby Le Daughter Koths

:D

Looking to purchase new weapons and equipment for my military. Any artist recommendations?

Dave will be typing for the next 15 days because I am on holiday. Just letting you know in case the messages are rather strange.

-Gru

(Obviously this is a roleplay message)

bipity boopity bopity bada bing bada boom

The Blood Enclave wrote:Looking to purchase new weapons and equipment for my military. Any artist recommendations?

We used to make many nuclear weapons that we still have.

Take that money watch it burn

Gekojia

New idea for issue.

The Chongian gov't who has been the biggest buyer of (your nations) treasuries has slowly been pulling back.

I. The Res, (your nation's federal bank), Chairman Bing Berdoodle steps into your office demanding we print more money and come up with a quarterly easing program.

II. Notable Anarchist, Did Vicious, pushing Big Bing out of the way and throwing her boot on your desk says you should start burning all of the paper money we have in circulation.

III. Are you nuts, says your brother. We need a straw man or other gov't in our control to pick up where the Chongians left off. We know the King of Belgistam personally and that he'd do anything for us including buying up our debt as long as we were secretly funding him to do it.

IV. Do absolutely nothing says Don Gaul, an elderly eccentric, gods know how he got into your office. Depression is inevitable with the (your nations currency) so devalued so why hold it off.

V. Your top spy advises you the majority of Don Paul's portfolio is gold and silver which may rise on the falling of the (your nation's currency). Is it right to take the advice of such a speculator? I say we invade the Chongians now while we can. It will boost our economy and secondly we won't have to pay them back.

Furious Festavo

You should submit it

Hello,

It could not have escaped notice here that the founder of the Black Riders has been deleted due to script violations and the region has been raided and occupied! This here is an appeal for raider solidarity and assistance in this crucial time to come and defend the honor of the biggest banner carrier for raider-kind!

The plan appears to be endorsing Raidersyl as the delegate. Please, for the sake of the raiding in this site, could you do so? I know it's your order of the day, but this is just an extra appeal to sway you into following it.

Cheers in advance.

Gekojia wrote:New idea for issue.

The Chongian gov't who has been the biggest buyer of (your nations) treasuries has slowly been pulling back.

I. The Res, (your nation's federal bank), Chairman Bing Berdoodle steps into your office demanding we print more money and come up with a quarterly easing program.

II. Notable Anarchist, Did Vicious, pushing Big Bing out of the way and throwing her boot on your desk says you should start burning all of the paper money we have in circulation.

III. Are you nuts, says your brother. We need a straw man or other gov't in our control to pick up where the Chongians left off. We know the King of Belgistam personally and that he'd do anything for us including buying up our debt as long as we were secretly funding him to do it.

IV. Do absolutely nothing says Don Gaul, an elderly eccentric, gods know how he got into your office. Depression is inevitable with the (your nations currency) so devalued so why hold it off.

V. Your top spy advises you the majority of Don Paul's portfolio is gold and silver which may rise on the falling of the (your nation's currency). Is it right to take the advice of such a speculator? I say we invade the Chongians now while we can. It will boost our economy and secondly we won't have to pay them back.

As a regular on the Got Issues? Forum, I could not help but say that it would be good to post this issue there before submitting it.

I am delighted to hear that my invasion plan of Brazilistan has already killed tens of thousands of military men, and has caused great anguish to their friends and families. One of my advisors is urging me to go nuclear, but I feel that that would kill millions of future slaves unnecessarily. What do you think?

Gru Laboratories wrote:We used to make many nuclear weapons that we still have.

Also, whenever you return, I recommend Chesley Bonestell, his art is very Gru-vy

Haley Haley Haley! *SQUEEEEEEE~*

How do we do raids?

Furious Festavo

Quator wrote:How do we do raids?

http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=162651

Quator wrote:How do we do raids?

You stay very still so I can eat you.. then I'm not hungry anymore!

Haley Ramen wrote:You stay very still so I can eat you.. then I'm not hungry anymore!

Oh don't scare the new recruits, Van :P

Furious Festavo wrote:http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=162651

So how does this make it possible to take control of places?

Quator wrote:So how does this make it possible to take control of places?

The WA delegate in a founderless region holds executive power. By becoming WA Delegate, we can do many things to the region.

Speaking of doing things to regions.. we need to raid something some day..

*rubs hands together

Oh we will

*bites on cigar*

Tell us what's going on in that devious mind, Festavo. Who do we get to annihilate? *prepares beating stick*

We are gunna raid The Black Hawks! I know they are fellow raiders and our friends but I really like hotwings.. Hawks have wings on them that I can use to make yummy hotwings!

Be careful who we attack, it's 350 to 40 in that situation. We're not a massive region yet.

why cant we be in the WA?

Quator wrote:why cant we be in the WA?

Security threat, good sir. WA comes later. It is funner this way.

Notarepublic wrote:Tell us what's going on in that devious mind, Festavo. Who do we get to annihilate? *prepares beating stick*

Oh you will see.

*looks out the window*

You will see

Notarepublic

Brothers,

I need endorsements to regain WA Delegate status to further our causes, please endorse me or suffer terribly. Thanks!

Bloody Good Riot

New Rlyeh wrote:Brothers,

I need endorsements to regain WA Delegate status to further our causes, please endorse me or suffer terribly. Thanks!

I'm still a bit of a noob, so help me out here, (or perish while toiling in the Great Salt Mines) and inform me of how this is accomplished.

Bloody Good Riot

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