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Region: The Brotherhood of Malice
AinÂ’t never made no New Years resolutions and I intend to keep it that way
IÂ’ve never actually made a New Years resolution. Probably should though. My library is hiring pages so mine for this year is to get a job :P
New Cretanja, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Sorry for double post but I gots me the shiny first RMB post of 2023 :)
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
QOTD: Have you joined us for our Very Malicious New Year festival? It's been an absolute blast so far with an awesome voice call last night as the ball dropped.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Yes. Everyone has submitted great AI art.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Williby, Skorrord, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Question of the Day : Tuesday
• The laws of the universe are broken and a working time machine has just been created! Given the special opportunity to use the machine you are told that the machine only goes one way: into the past, and once you're there, it is impossible to return. Do you use the machine? And if so, where/when are you going? Why?
Oblivious Ben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Nope. I dont want to relive my memories and change them. I mean, if I return, I dont necessarily think i can change a lot. Rather i have to face the problems I already had gotten over. So no point going back.
If were r talking about historyÂ…well, i think Id go back to 1980s. Chill time.
Cretanja, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Hell yeah I use it. Give me an hour on wikipedia before I use it and I only need to go back 5ish years and I can make boatloads of money
Cretanja, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
5 years ago, I would have gone back to the late Roman Republic/Early Roman Empire. But now these days I have a family I would never dream of leaving.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
GOOD MORNING
Cretanja, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Guten morgen
Cretanja, Azeroschemlja, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Question of the day
HowÂ’s the weather outside?
ItÂ’s foggy here but unseasonably warm, no snow on the ground. Kinda sucks
Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Snow on the ground and sometimes pretty cold. Casual Canadian weather.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Cold rain. Im getting sick because of it. :(
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Williby, Skorrord, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
It hasn't stopped raining in like 3 days. Bring back the snow.
Cretanja, Williby, Skorrord, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
G'morning friend! How're you?
Today makes day two of the never-ending rain. But at least it's been warm enough to go outside without freezing, but chilly enough to still need a sweater. Hehe.
Thorn1000, Azeroschemlja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
You live in the southeast US? I live in NC and it's still too warn and foggy to get snow
Cretanja, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Midwest
Cretanja, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Question of the Day
You are stuck in the middle of the forest. You have a lighter, a map, a water canteen, a knife, and a compass. The nearest place of civilization in 100 km away. You can only travel for 10 km per day and then have to rest. Can you make it to civilization? Yes or no?
Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Williby, Skorrord
Obviously, yes. If you find water in a river in the first two days, that is. If you are in a forest that is high up, expect to find a river or small creek soon. Normal forest? Good luck. Maybe on the 2nd day.
Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
I think I would. 10 days out in the wilderness would be fine depending on the weather. If itÂ’s snowing then you probably wonÂ’t run into a bear but it will be harder to find food. ItÂ’s the exact opposite if it isnÂ’t snowing.
Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
First, I'd have to think if I'd even want to.
Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Based
Bloody Good Riot, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Evil, waiting with my banhammer for detaggers to appear...
Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels, Orange Army
No. I simply do not have what it takes; the natural world would consume me. I am incredibly pampered with modern life necessities. 😬
Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels, Orange Army
I think I walk for less than 1 kilometer per day, I have not used a lighter, a compass, or a paper map in years, and I'd probably get mauled to death by a evil hamster within the first hour.
Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Question of the day
Would you rather go to jail for 5 years or be in a coma for 10 years? Why?
Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Jail because I can get stronger in five years and plan a possible escape so I donÂ’t really have to be there for five years.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Jail. I don't think I could adapt if I was in a coma for ten years. In jail you can get stronger build reputation but in a coma you just sit there and eventually your limbs and other body parts will lose function do to lack of use.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels, Orange Army
Coma. I'm scared of jail.
I'm an assassin now!
Just celebrating yay!
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, Orange Army
Coma because jail in the US is pretty screwed up.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, The Brotherhood Of Falafels, Orange Army
Jail. Like Skor said, I can work on my body while I'm away, as well as my mind. I'd focus on reading and exercising as much as possible.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels, Orange Army
This is a very good question! I had to think it about it hard. Ultimately I choose jail, for much of the same reasoning already posted. 😁
Thorn1000, Russomania, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
true. hamsters are very dangerous indeed
Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
QOTD: You have to make a member of Malice leadership disappear forever. Who and why?
Thorn1000, Bendyben, Williby, Kuzana, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
You mostly because I am earnestly curious to see how the organization would change and adapt to this particular vacuum of leadership and influence
Venico, Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben
Myself. Easy and simple. Dont have to find out where anyone lives. Short of that, probably Malicious Souls because I think that he is the person who would take the longest to be noticed missing IRL
Venico, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Out of assumption this means a retirement from NS or a defection to the 'fendas, it probably would be you, Venico. After all, there would be a substantial power vacuum within malice, which would be a huge hurdle for leadership to overcome. However If it means sending them to a different universe, I wouldn't want to pick anyone. I'd be too sad to choose so it's up to yall to draw straws.
Venico, Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
i will be electing to place all malice leaders within a saw trap where they must unanimously vote on whom to make disappear or face the trap triggering. my selection will be the unanimously decided upon person. have fun good luck etc, free lollipops for all surviving members after the procedure
Venico, Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, Spy Wolf, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
This seems like a trick question. But imma vote for Sleepydevi. Her voice obviously makes us want to sleep before updates. And its working!
Venico, Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Thorn1000. All his cards belong to all BoM members.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
raxion because ive never seen him do anything on the RMB
there may be something im missing in the discord but seriously he literally hasn't logged in in 25 days he's about to disappear forever anyway
New Cretanja, Bendyben, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Gods this made me realise I almost have enough cards to give everyone here 2 legendary cards. I farm too much
New Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Bendyben, Williby, Kuzana, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Give me 2 legendary cards.
New Cretanja, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
I think I have one for sale for 20 bank ;)
New Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Williby, The Brotherhood Of Falafels
Coma, nobody messes with you much + you really just lay there hehe
Hello, just region hoppin a bit from LWU
Hopefully............... I'll stay or return to the mountains where the wolves sleep
New Cretanja, Williby, Skorrord
I love malice
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Williby, Skorrord
Question of the Day : Tuesday
• If your* nation was a bag of chips/crisps, what flavour would they be? Any real-world equivalences?
Old Bendicion, Bloody Good Riot, Williby
i don't even particularly Like salt and vinegar chips but for some reason i am 1000000% certain that new astri would be salt and vinegar flavored. if i was a chip it'd be regular sea salt probably. maybe a bit of garlic.
New Cretanja, Violent Sparkles, Williby
presuming my main nation, probably something like a dessert than an actual chip flavor ^-^
New Cretanja, Williby
This is a very interesting question. Maybe sweet and spicy. I make my nation a pot of my own funny choices.
New Cretanja, Williby
If my nation was a bag of crisps, a perfect harmony of flavors, like our perfect utopia, a BBQ chip would be true
New Cretanja, Gasparr
Salt and vinegar are my favorite so I will go with that
New Cretanja
Salt. A lot of salt. Very much salt.
New Cretanja
Im not entirely sure my leader believes in feeding the populace tbh, so probably nothing
The Will Of Kane, New Cretanja
Honestly it would probably taste like BBQ but the twist would be they are laced with poison.
New Cretanja
Question of the Day : Wednesday
• Part One: Using the first and last letters of your nation's name, think of two objects, each starting with one of those letters.
^ [Do this first, before clicking the spoiler/Part Two!]
[spoiler=Part Two]
Now you must face a horde of very aggressive two feet-tall elves trying to keep you from stealing their treasure.
What objects do you have... and do you think you can successfully beat the horde back and make it to the riches?[/spoiler]
Williby, Gasparr
Eggshells
Stickers
[Spoiler]maybe I can bribe them with stickers, and if they happen to be barefoot, plan B is eggshell caltrops?[/spoiler]
New Cretanja, Gasparr
Ghazi-Rahman Ammar ibn Rigel Al-Asteorra - G and A.
Globe and Armor
[spoiler]Well, I'll be protected at least? lmao[/spoiler]
New Cretanja, Gasparr
Watermelons
Yardstick
[spoiler=Part two]
Maybe one or two could go down with the watermelons but I'd be overwhelmed pretty quick.[/spoiler]
Props for creativity btw this is really interesting
New Cretanja, Gasparr
Bucket of Water
Notebook
[spoiler]why? Cretj! Why did it have to be 2 feet elves! Ill just hope they dont like water since ill splash them with it. Then with the notebook i will have to use to as a meleee weapon and hit them with it if they come nearÂ…but am not reaching those treasurs 😖[/spoiler]
New Cretanja, Williby, Gasparr
Thorn One-Thousand
Tank and drain plug
[spoiler=part 2]I dunno how useful a drain plug will be, but im feeling pretty good otherwise[/spoiler]
New Cretanja, Williby, Gasparr
Bloody Good Riot
Banhammer and TNT.
[spoiler=Part Two]
yes
[/spoiler]
New Cretanja, Williby, Gasparr
Greetings, malefic ones!
I'm arrived here to spend some days in this region, to feel its soul, see how many regions you invade this week, and take a look at your region's Card Deck, so I can determine if this land is worth enough to be considered as a region of interest of my native land, the Hiperuranion.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, Gasparr
Cards are yummy
Flying Fortresses, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, Gasparr
I would recommend joining our Discord server as well if you would like to get a more complete picture of the region. It is rather active there!
Thorn1000, Flying Fortresses, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, Skorrord, Ghazi-Rahman Ammar Ibn Rigel Al-Asteorra, Gasparr
reminder to drink water before committing any malicious schemes
The Will Of Kane, Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bendyben, Williby, Ghazi-Rahman Ammar Ibn Rigel Al-Asteorra, Gasparr
https://www.nationstates.net/region=union_of_jeremianfive_nationalists
[sub]just a question[/sub]
is that region really a jump point of yours?
Williby, The Silent Messenger
no, it is actually a Spy nation made by the Microjapanese Intelligence Agency for spying UKSD
Williby
Question of the day
Do you prefer to travel by plane or by car?
Cretanja, Williby
Depends on where I'm going. I refuse to put my parents through 36 hours of car riding to get to California, and it's not like you can just drive to Hawaii, but I get the feeling touching down in my grandparent's neighborhood in a 737 would not be met with cheers.
Kelon
i agree
> mfw train is not an option
Cretanja, Williby
Ah, are teleportation circles not an option?
Cretanja, Williby, Holy Eclipsia
Fr fr
Cretanja
IÂ’m afraid of heights so car.
Thorn1000, Cretanja, Williby
Now I want to do that. Can I borrow your 737?
Cretanja, Williby, The Silent Messenger
sliced potato, unfried, uncooked. More calories, less work. it's the most efficient version of chips.
Cretanja, Williby, The Silent Messenger
Whatever the person eating them likes, but they'd be poisonous.
Kettle and nuke
[spoiler]Oops. Yes, I can beat the horde, but I'll be dead too.[/spoiler]
Cretanja, The Silent Messenger
Hello
Venico, Cretanja, The Silent Messenger
Ohai
Cretanja, Williby, The Silent Messenger
Howdy
Cretanja, The Silent Messenger
Howdy howdy
Cretanja
Car. Though I am not opposed to riding a plane *once*, to see if it's scary or not, hehe.
Salutations, friend! 💜
Williby, Ghazi-Rahman Ammar Ibn Rigel Al-Asteorra
They really are, and this region has a few of them.
Williby
the WA has forced us to make a hajj to a new region
Williby, Ghazi-Rahman Ammar Ibn Rigel Al-Asteorra
Hallo again, me is of come here because i was banjected in random region because idk
Williby
https://www.nationstates.net/page=boneyard?nation=raxion
Called it.
Question of the day
Do you prefer eating hot food in summer or cold food in winter?
Williby
Hot food in the summer. I prefer the cold but I can better handle excess heat
Bloody Good Riot, Williby
Hot food in the summer, considering I have heat resistance XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII.
Bloody Good Riot, Williby
Cold food in winter.
-chomps snow-
Also apparently my keyboard autocorrects winter to “minecraft”.
Bloody Good Riot, Kuzana
Question fo the Day Tuesday
Who is your all time favourite character from a series or show you've seen?
Williby, The Silent Messenger, Skorrord, Ghazi-Rahman Ammar Ibn Rigel Al-Asteorra, Kantrias
Got custom title!
New Cretanja, Diviciacus, Williby, The Silent Messenger
Well I donÂ’t have a favourite per se but Crowley from supernatural.
New Cretanja, The Silent Messenger
[said in an incredibly normal and cheery sounding voice while visibly gripping the stone countertop so hard it crumbles into dust in my fists] lake from infinity train is pretty cool!
New Cretanja, Williby, The Silent Messenger
your paying for that
New Cretanja, Williby, The Silent Messenger
John Smith from The Man in The High Castle., guy was amaazingly calculated...but it made him mad in the end after he lost something.
New Cretanja
Question of the Day : Wednesday
• If you life, leading up to this very moment, was instant turned into a book - what would the title of the book be? Bonus points if you can detail what the bookÂ’s cover art would beÂ
Williby, The Silent Messenger
The Journey of a Lifetime
The cover would be a flaming fire coming out of an open book.
[My real life name including last name]'s life
My countertop!
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