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Region: The Brotherhood of Malice
A thread on a Pokemon fandom forum that I was part of when I was a kid.
Edit: This is Koth/Valt lol
Thorn1000, Hesskin Empire, New Cretanja, Volstrostia
Wait wait wait I dont know the context of this
Hesskin Empire
I loved Civ in particular and went looking for political country sims. I also didn't have a lot of space or internet speed so I searched like:
"Free in browser no download country political simulator create your own country" (or something around that) and NS popped up alongisde like CN and PnW maybe a few others. I joined most of them with this nation name (was a rl thing I made with friends, the idea of Hesskin predates this founding date by like 6 months or so) and then NS is the only one I stuck with :)
Thorn1000, New Cretanja
I just googled "Create your own nation" and clicked it. Since then, I have made several nations.
I found it last year, by the way.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Williby
I, too, have created several nations. Some might say too many, in fact.
Williby
Heraldry Of The Gods anyone
i googled "nation simulator" when i was in junior high, originally looking for political test that created a country for me. i clicked on nationstates and lo and behold i have been here for years.
Thorn1000, Williby
Same. I have created many, too many. I can hardly manage them all.
New Cretanja, Volstrostia, Williby
Warning, I am about to play around with RMB scripts, I apologise in advance if anything blows up
Edit: It blew up slightly but it is fine
Williby
Attention assassins and other creatures of the night, we have new arrivals[spoiler=new nations]
Batatail Batathirtythree Bataballs Richvil Vleerian Algerston Malice_Sleet Batatit Batatight Dubrandt Vesvait Batatuthree Spy_Satellite Batatutu Mushrooom Batatutwo Pterodaxtyl Batathicc Water_Graund_Resnublik Hesskin_Empire King_Freud Galvain[/spoiler]
Greetings new nations, let me be the first to welcome you all to The Brotherhood Of Malice. I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all here.
We here at the brotherhood are raiders, meaning we use our WA nations to influence the delegate elections of other regions. If you are comfortable here, Id like to take a second to ask you to endorse our WA delegate Kingdom Of Tirania for regional security.
Finally, Id like to let you know that we are primarily an off site community, so Id like to direct your attention to the discord link in our world factbook entry.
Thank you for your time, and may your blades stay sharp
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Williby, The Antichrist, Galvain
I'm imagining that edit as the sort of cartoon-scientist who has accidentally blown something up and is stumbling out of the lab covered in soot with their hair blown back
Williby
Thankfully not that bad, I just passed the post param the wrong variable was all. That leads me to
the question of the day
Can you code? If so whats your favourite language to code in?
New Cretanja
Yes. I write pretty much everything in python. If not python, then C++, but python is where it's at.
New Cretanja, Williby
I don't really code.
New Cretanja, Williby
Yes, and usually Python but I've used C++, Ruby, and Rust before
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Volstrostia, Williby
QOTD
Do you like the new region maps?
New Cretanja, Williby
I was googling how to found your own micronation! 😂💜
I was today years old when I learnt theres coding languages?. I initially was about to jokily respond with English! .Im glad I didnt. 😂
Unless BBCode counts, hehe!
Honestly, no. I dont think it was introduced well. And its kinda on the confusing side. Ive seen folks whore proper smart complaij about it being confusing.
Hesskin Empire, Bloody Good Riot, Williby
I challenge you to find three people that do.
Hesskin Empire, Bloody Good Riot
Hesskin Empire, Williby, Skorrord
I like the idea of the maps, just not how they are implemented. the whole multiple maps ranked by influence thing is confusing tbh.
Mandatory disclosure time: Fenda's opinion
Thorn1000, Hesskin Empire, Bloody Good Riot, Williby
I can do some stuff with various XML schemas relating to my work as a librarian (I'm especially experienced with EAD). Learned a bit of Python and SQL but not enough to be terribly useful.
Williby
i guess
Bloody Good Riot, Williby
Stop citing NS3 nations they dont count
Hesskin Empire
Question of the Day : Friday
What is the life expectancy and quality of life like for the citizens of your nations lore?
Hesskin Empire, Williby
your face doesn't count smh
Jokes on you I dont got a face
The life expectancy is 63.82 years and the quality of life is.....fine i guess
Do What Thou Wilt, Williby
A minha expectativa de vida é além dos 80 anos, a qualidade de vida é excelente segundo o que eu vi
Williby
your butt doesn't count either
Williby
Post self-deleted by Thorn1000.
Tf is a butt Im a singularity
Do What Thou Wilt, Hahayoucantproveitsme
Question of the Day
In the spirit of it being Easter tomorrow, whats your favourite way to cook yourself some eggs?
Do What Thou Wilt, Azkelon, Williby
Scrambled. Scrambled eggs, plain scrambled eggs, no cheese or pepper or whatever else. JUST PLAIN SCRAMBLED EGGS
Thorn1000, Williby
With chorizo, bacon, some butter and garlic button mushrooms, fried tomato, hash browns and a slice of whatever bread I feel like.
Get all that happening and idgaf what the eggs do as long as they turn up lol.
Thorn1000, Williby
My favourite way to cook eggs is scrambled eggs with rice, spring onions, soy sauce, garlic, ginger and bacon. I'll be seeving these with some THICC bacon, glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, hash browns and a healthy stack of american pancakes topped with butter and drizzled with maple syrup. YUM!
Thorn1000, Williby
Post by Paul Miller suppressed by Thorn1000.
You losers just got mapped on by the Hyperborean chudjaks of the Fifth Empire!
Post by Antermitten suppressed by Thorn1000.
Hello Brotherhood of Malice! The Fifth Empire sends a salutation to this region, and hopes that you all enjoy your new map!
Praise Fascism! Praise Nationalism! Ave!
Paul Miller
Post by Paul Miller suppressed by Thorn1000.
Hail Victory!
Those scrambled eggs sound really close to fried rice, I respect it
Williby
Attention assassins and other creatures of the night, we have new arrivals[spoiler=new nations]Beta_Omicron_Mu United_Telesahvie[/spoiler] Greetings new nations, let me be the first to welcome you all to The Brotherhood Of Malice. I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all here.
We here at the brotherhood are raiders, meaning we use our WA nations to influence the delegate elections of other regions. If you are comfortable here, I?d like to take a second to ask you to endorse our WA delegate Kingdom Of Tirania for regional security.
Finally, I?d like to let you know that we are primarily an off site community, so I?d like to direct your attention to the discord link in our world factbook entry.
Thank you for your time, and may your blades stay sharp
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Hesskin Empire, Williby
Question of the Day
You're able to make your NS nation real. Do you, and which one of your nations?
Williby, Skorrord
Romeee
Bloody Good Riot, Williby, Skorrord
No. Absolutely not. The world will be better off without me.
Bloody Good Riot
Malice
The Sapientia, Williby, Skorrord
Malice.
The Sapientia, Williby, Skorrord
Volstrostia? No no no no no, not in a million years. Some of the policies I've enacted would put North Korea to shame - bringing it into the real world would reduce the planet to radioactive ash in about two weeks flat.
Now, my alt Genderdruid on the other hand, I feel like would be a pretty decent place to live.
Bloody Good Riot
Top 1% of the world for corruption and top 5% for charmlessness? Bottom for so many good things? Pass.
Bloody Good Riot, Williby
My biggest nation, Lunitarian. He's in Saint Osmund.
Bloody Good Riot, Williby
Xeosia Later, you need to watch what you say..no one cares for harassment online.Go and wash your mouth out with soap or next it'll be a ban and mods after your puppets. Same goes for your flaming and trolling love-in at the Institute Of Cellulose and the rest of the minions.
Question of the Day
In the spirit of it being post Easter candy shopping time, what is your favourite Easter candy? I for one cannot get enough of the Starburst Jellybean bag of all reds
i like the little football/egg-shaped chocolataes
Thorn1000
I like chocolate bunnies. Yummm!
Thorn1000, Williby
Question of the Day
What is your favorite video game(or series) and why?
Hesskin Empire, Williby, Skorrord
I don't really play video games, but my favorite game/app that I play is Minecraft or Roblox
Can I cook eggs with a flamethrower? TBH, I think it is a bad idea, but I'll try.
"Edit: it was."
Thorn1000, Williby
Hard to say but heres my top three games RDR2, TLOU, and AC black flag.
Question of the Night 🧛
What is a song that you think is an underrated banger? A should-be-a-hit song that only you seem to be into?
Mine is "Galactica" by the French space rock band Rockets.
https://youtu.be/zR5GV5BWAkE
Hesskin Empire, Williby, Skorrord
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from Nightmare Before Christmas, is SO underrated.
Hesskin Empire, Djorlem
First one to come to mind was Monster by Skillet.
Volstrostia, Williby
Mass Effect
Anything on The Forever Story by JID or anything on INTENTION by G. Watsky
Civilization. And CivII is still the best of the series.
Thorn1000
Dark souls because its challenging and packed with amazing lore, or dragon quest purely for nostalgia
Fortnite because its very entertaining and fun to play with friends.
Williby
Question of the Day
What is your favorite hobby and how did you get into it?
Williby
my classification be weird as hell!
Williby
Skateboarding. Saved my life and my soul.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Williby
I can't figure out how to respond to messages bc I just started yesterday but my fav underated song is barbie&Ken by scene queen or pink rover by scene queen. Idk anyone else who likes those songs.
Making knives and working with metal. I got into it with my brother because we bought a forge and started making anthill castings and now we do youtube.
Do What Thou Wilt, New Cretanja
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New Cretanja
Reading because I like to read.
New Cretanja
surprised a Thorn1000 s3 card is only rare tbh
i love reading
New Cretanja, The Antichrist
I only had 8 or 9 gold medals at that point. Id be a mid tier UR now with my 16 or 17 I have now. Im hoping to maybe write an issue and get 5-7 more golds to be an epic by s4
Improper Classifications
Question of the Day : Friday
How do/did you come up with the lore for your nation? Is any of it sourced/inspired from media?
Its a fantasy medieval inspired nation
New Cretanja
Post self-deleted by The Onyx Imperium.
...do you perhaps mean the league?
how 2 raid?
New Cretanja
What is "raiding"?
Post self-deleted by The Onyx Imperium.
what is raiding?
Wait, how is card rarity calculated? By gold badges? (ofc mods get automatic legendary)
You've posted on the wrong region's RMB. We're staunch allies of The League and would never raid them!!!!!!!!
[sub]of course if this was true i wouldnt have a stealth nation there WAIT NO DONT READ THAT[/sub]
They are calculated by a lot of factors tbf. Golds, site supporter, Easter eggs, mod status, being a WA or issues author, being commended or condemned, etc. There are even some golds that count more than others for legendary. Also mods arent auto leg, see Chingis
Improper Classifications
Ahh. My bad. Amateur card farmer here, doesn't know much about cards :P
Chingis is Epic though, seemingly with no other important badges, so I guess there's a huge boost
I too am just an amateur card farmer :(. But he now has delegate and I could do a funny and make him have gold international artwork and that would make him a leg next season
Improper Classifications, Malice Sleet
wow look mum im on the rmb im famous
New Cretanja
Question of the Day : Saturday
Youre tasked with explaining what exactly NationStates is, to someone who has never heard of it before, however, you must do so using ten words or less. No wrong answers~
Williby
the first two times i described it to my friends i went with "extremely bad and low quality and also dying browser game" and "ok so there's this shittily designed browser game" respectively. i've also said "its like if you could pvp for real on twitter"
one of my friends is responsible for my personal favorite description of it: "nationstates is a new type of guy factory." this site churns out guys you didn't even know could exist. bonobo orgy thread guys etc etc
Zeorus, New Cretanja, Williby
"Do yourself a favor - pretend you've never heard of it."
New Cretanja, Williby
Question of the day
What is the ideal conditions for you to sleep?
New Cretanja, Williby
Post self-deleted by Fried Cornflakes.
a bed and a blanket
New Cretanja, Williby
Lol fair. I prefer a body pillow and black out curtains
New Cretanja, Williby
"A government simulation game that is played online."
In my bed, with a blank and a soft pillow
New Cretanja, Williby
Cool room bordering on cold, small mountain of blankets, fan or AC unit going for white noise.
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Williby, Fasade Broederskap
Question of the day
Which regions do you want to become raidable?
New Cretanja, Djorlem
https://www.nationstates.net/region=xeno_metahive
New Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot
New Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Williby
Attention assassins and other creatures of the night, we have new arrivals[spoiler=new nations]Bobiest Spingledon Lusitanian_Whale Stygianox Nya_Svenska Malicious_Npu Scumbarge The_Homeland_Of_Us Pitroland Djorlem Yanyou Yajava Moosemagoose Sal_Ourchirol Omwtfyb Tyranny_And_Destruction Fasade_Broederskap Fried_Cornflakes Houstin The_Somandratineland Yaqub-Har Priusna[/spoiler] Greetings new nations, let me be the first to welcome you all to The Brotherhood Of Malice. I wanted to take a moment to welcome you all here.
We here at the brotherhood are raiders, meaning we use our WA nations to influence the delegate elections of other regions. If you are comfortable here, I?d like to take a second to ask you to endorse our WA delegate Kingdom Of Tirania for regional security.
Finally, I?d like to let you know that we are primarily an off site community, so I?d like to direct your attention to the discord link in our world factbook entry.
Thank you for your time, and may your blades stay sharp
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New Cretanja, Williby, Yaqub-Har
All of them :3
Thorn1000, New Cretanja, Bloody Good Riot, Williby, Skorrord
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