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Region: The Brotherhood of Malice
Congrats too all the Malice raiders that helped in the raid.
Please enjoy some music provided by The EO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo
And some Eternal tunes by
Xalvador the Bard -
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=273064
Lugus Triune, Thorn1000, Reventus Koth, Cthoria, Bendyben
The one where it looks identical to this world but I get laid. u.u
The classic Pokémon world would be nice I think, outside of the many things that would kill me.
Thorn1000, Cthoria, Bendyben
My initial gut reaction is the Great Sea from Wind Waker.
Although Azeroth would be big and nice and varied too.
Cthoria
Probably Pokémon since theres no innate genetic or character requirement to be a trainer. If not possibly dragon ball. The average person doesnt know theyre going to die that often and theyre always resurrected if they do die en masse
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
I.. honestly don't know. probably The Owl House or BOTW because they are both really pretty places with a touch of danger (aka a lot). I probably would be OK though. Hopefully.
Cthoria
Harry Potter universe will do just fine for me.
Cthoria
*condemns*
(Don't banject or supress, this is just a joke)
I... don't think I understand why we'd care? I mean that in a nice way, not like a "no one cares what you say" kinda way.
Condemnations are something of a badge of honor for raiders. To the point that our adversaries would likely do their best to ensure we'll never get one, ironically
Thorn1000, Bendyben
I've never understood that, tbh. If a defender deserves a commendation, they should get one. I always vote for on those that deserve it. I feel the same about raiders.
Lugus Triune, Thorn1000, Bendyben
Id prefer some sort of quiet forrest near a waterfall and a river.
Cthoria
Question of the Day!
What is/are your "guilty pleasure" movie(s)? As in, what movie that despite you acknowledging is... not very good, do you still love?
I don't watch many movies, but I think mine is also fuelled by nostalgia, as I went to see Meet The Spartans at the cinema with my parents (who were completely unaware of what it was going to entail), and I had never seen 300 either.
So, I still find it a pretty funny and entertaining movie, despite how outdated the jokes are now... And how terrible they've all always been.
Thorn1000, Vict0Ria
My reaction is to say Hackers (1995). I love the cheesiness, and the very accurate scenes depicting hacking in the 90s. It is a work of art.
Cthoria
Not Another Teen Movie (2001). Self explanatory lmao.
Cthoria
Instructions unclear, banjected and suppressed
Scottiesland, Bloody Good Riot
Question of The Day:
It's the year 2003, it's the early days of NationStates and you now have the chance to make history in the game. What do you do?
[Answers must relate to site activity >:(]
Cthoria
Considering the game looked entirely different than it does now, I have no earthly clue. Probably attempt a GCR coup and fail. At least attempt to release modern tools as early as they would be usable, but considering I dont know site rules, that would probably end in my DoS
Edit: Im sure it would end up somehow similar to a caveman being given an Iphone. No way to charge it, no internet or cellular to use it and it would be totally useless even if he did have those things
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
I would secure the nations Kawaii and Victoria, join whichever crasher region is around at the moment of time, (I think this would have been Fark?), and just go through NS having fun, experiencing all the different orgs getting top rank in each of them. I would coup each of the GCRs early in their lifetime just to say I did. Convince the later-to-be DoS crowd to find something else to do, like, idk sports. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cthoria
IDK, probably I'd start doing RP and eventually get bored and join whoever is the raiding group. I'd also get a good name.
Vict0Ria, Hindu Rashtra Bharat
Congrats for Loosing Embassyregonia! HAHA
Its losing not loosing me thinks
Hi
Hello 0/
you thinks wrong, imp boy.
is what i'd say if I agreed with them. which i don't.
The Sapientia, Thorn1000, Lusitanian Whale
We torched 1200+ embassies. I dont know about you but i can still smell the burning 4 days after.
Thorn1000, Cthoria
Question of the Day: stolen by me edition!
What card rarity do you think you will get?
Cthoria
Rare or somesuch
You'd probably be uncommon
Uncommon, not gonna lie, my nation is lame
I'm probably gonna be a common. Maybe if I can get another to bronze, I could be uncommon.
Question of The Day:
Some people see our region as a group of mysterious cultists, others see it as something close to the Dark Brotherhood from the Elder Scrolls. What do you visually think of when you think of The Brotherhood of Malice? What's your take on it?
Also, if you're still wondering how to join us, check out this dispatch here. And if you haven't joined our discord, you really should! We've got a dynamic community of some of the most interesting individuals you'll ever meet, or your money back.
Cthoria, Scottiesland, Bendyben
I hope rare, I expect uncommon.
Friends. I think of my friends
Venico, Vict0Ria
Personally, I like the idea of vampire Dark Brotherhood-esque assassins dawning dark colored robes and sharp daggers. To the outsiders, it seems like a mysterious band of shadows, but within the inner-circle is comradery and merriment.
Obviously we are a cult of assassins in service to the Overseer (Praise!) But that's only until the sekrit Pony Overlords coup u.u
Vict0Ria
I dont know about you. But when I joined I was surprised there were Girl Scouts. So pretty much just girl scouts covered in big oversized dark coats trying to sell their cookies.
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
I love the sound of this
Cthoria
Anyone wanna help with a raid at noon EST?
Hello everyone!
I've arrived with the anvils and lava buckets, spare me a buck and I'll get you tool repairs.
Casually just sets up stand
Cthoria, White Hawks Invader 1
The point is that they aren't seen, or if they are, they look like normal people. Your friends, the taxi driver, the guy mowing your local park's grass. The guy who moves you after a car accident who claims he didn't know that you shouldn't move people. Only the truly enlightened can see them, and as far as being enlightened goes, it's hell to know that everyone around you is slowly moving the pieces into place.
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MALICE!!!! How's everyone doing on this fine day?
Bendyben
QOTD!
If you were an international art thief or spy, capable of breaking into any place in the world, what would you steal and why?
Vict0Ria, Bendyben
I would steal the abstract concept of victory from the universe.
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
I would steal (pause for dramatic effect)... THE MOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Cthoria, White Hawks Invader 1
Your graham crackers. Because you stole my heart. u.u <333
Cthoria
I would wait until we have another big Leonardo Exhibition in the Louvre or in the National Gallery and steal all the paintings/drawings/etc. Since they are all national treasures, I would blackmail governments under a fake name to give me the most random and confusing objects that I want in return for some of the less important works. I would also make sure the objects are not related to strike confusion. Then, I will return the objects to where I stole them from and "vanish", i.e. just go back to being my normal self.
Cthoria
Hello, I am new, what do I do.
Vict0Ria, Bendyben
Come meet us in discord, this is where we plan for all of our military actions:
https://discord.gg/U3vZX6hPzc
Bendyben
I think I'd steal some Roman Memorabolia. Some coins discovered, some vases, a script.
Cthoria, Bendyben
I'd love to steal a real life hard copy of your flag. its too awesome and weebs everywhere would want to buy it for more than millions.
Cthoria
enjoy my 100% serious not joke answer.
it was hard for me to find something to actually say bc I've already stolen the world's hearts and wallets.
Cthoria
new main nation :)
Cthoria, Vict0Ria, Bendyben
*spins around in dress*
Cuuuuuute!!! <333
Cthoria
Inconsistently timed reminder to PRAISE THE OVERSEER!
PRAISE
Venico, Bloody Good Riot, Vict0Ria, Nation Of Rapoz
casually just standing
uh
tool repairs
*hacks up a lung*
spare me a buck i got tool repairs
Cthoria
I would be interested in some uh... Tool repairs. But only if you're interested in trading them for our wonderfully delicious, nutritious, and only partially made out of glass Malice Scout Cookies. :3
Even tho I love the work of the Overseer. I believe he is but a prophet to the true god, Raideron.
Praise be the Overseer. Glory be to Raideron!
Cthoria
Arguing with an annoying brat who can't capitalize words lol.
Alrighty then!
takes a cookie
The hammers go up and down, re-shaping the weapon to it's original glory, and sparks fly, as old parts in need of replacement are cut off and new ones are put in.
Cthoria
Oh wow that's fancy :o
Can you make it pink and glittery tho?
Raideron is a very separate entity. Do not compare and conflate the ilk!
Cthoria, Vict0Ria, Bendyben
Alright, sure!
FRICKIN POURS A S**T TON OF PINK GLITTER ONTO IT
Cthoria
Question of The Day:
Time for some prophecy: What is going to be the next biggest event to occur in NationStates?
Lugus Triune, Bloody Good Riot, Orifna, Bendyben, Blumetunes
Idk if this is too obvious for a prophecy, but the Frontier/Stronghold change promises to really shake up gameplay
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
Something malicious.
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
Frontier/Strongholds will drastically shape and destabilize the GCR powerscape. I see no way that the political landscape doesn't look completely different after.
Cthoria, Malphe Ii, Vict0Ria
Post self-deleted by Orifna.
Random big social media influencer serial number #142421 makes a video on NationStates and makes the site crumble for a few days
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
The World Assembly gets pissed at someone and uses a pinch too many bombs
Cthoria, Vict0Ria
I appreciate you and your craftsmanship :o
Vict0Ria
the heck is frontier strongholds?
A proposed massive rework of regions. To give a very, *very* brief summary, strongholds will essentially be like regions with a founder, but successors can be named. Frontiers will be like founderless regions, but new nations will spawn in like in feeders.
Full post here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=507257&f=15&view=unread
Vict0Ria
ah. that would indeed change a heck of a lot.
I will do a few, I have zero evidence for thinking these at the moment to be clear. These are in no particular order:
1. A major region will be revived and shake Gameplay.
2. A (non-warzone) GCR will be successfully couped.
3. Someone who has held an alternate identity for numerous years in a prominent region will reveal their true identity.
4. NationStates will get a much needed upgrade to the site following a massive amount of funding.
5. Season 3 of NS cards will cause a market crash in the card trading community.
6. NationStates will be featured on the news IRL.
7. A real life marriage will take place on site.
8. The world will mourn the self-DEAT of a beloved player.
9. The current raiding record will be broken by a small group of trans women.
10. A massive long term conspiracy involving regional subversion will be exposed.
11. The Black Riders will be revived purely as a LoTR region with zero R/D involvement.
12. A major real life politician will play NationStates.
13. A powerful AI will take over NationStates unbeknownst to most.
14. All GC resolutions will be repealed.
15. NationStates will be sold to a conglomerate corporation, causing the death of the site.
16. The person behind [violet] will reveal their true identity and retire as admin.
17. November 13th NationStates will change forever.
18. A shocking revelation will cause the DEAT of a popular region.
19. Nation names will never be released (nations that hit 500+ will remain locked down).
20. All of these predictions will come true. o.o
Bendyben
I'm gonna be the first raider to learn how to read
Vict0Ria
Jokes on you, son, I already read most of the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid books!
Vict0Ria
I thought there was a wedding?
Vict0Ria
Do y'all like my flag? Modeled it after your colors.
Cthoria, Scottiesland, Vict0Ria
Based
Vict0Ria
Nice! I'd give it a solid 8/10. My one suggestion would be to make the star have a different colored outline.
Hi!
Hello fellow dictators, I am glorious leader of glorystania.
I joined discord but nobody is helping me.
What is your ideas on fear?
Bees
Hey something happened
What happened to server
Invite expired
QOTD Time!
If you were the leader of a cult, what arbitrary rules would you enforce? I'm encouraging the answers to be a bit silly, but if you want to come up with actual rules that serve a purpose that would be fine too.
PRAISE THE OVERSEER
Joan Wick, Vict0Ria, Glorystania
D user
Dude something happened to server
I think I got kicked
Hello anybody there?
I tried to join server agian
but said expired and brisko was kicked
You are only allowed to drink water. Sounds pretty normal right? The catch is that the cup must have exactly 572ml of water in it. Not a millilitre more or less or a severe punishment of no food for a week would be served.
OK but how would you enforce it?
You see, I would make them every day at 2 a.m. come to my room and watch me sleep in order to absorb some of my glory that I transpire while I sleep. If there is any sweat available it should be gathered and lathered on their skin so that my glory would be preserved within them.
Thorn1000, Hetic South, Vict0Ria, Bendyben
Simple. Every time anyone wants to drink, I will oversee them pouring the water.
SPOONS FOR THE SPOON GOD!
Bendyben
Live an absolutely normal life, but at any moment in time I can dial any member up and order them to wear full Scottish dress the next day.
Also, abstain from using ketchup, and they must visit our headquarters while carrying their pets around once a year.
Vict0Ria
You see, every meal must be served with a side of toffee and root beer.
No I didn't just eat a bunch why do you ask?
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