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Region: The Brotherhood of Malice
still water is better than angry water
Me: tries to say something smart
What I actually say:
QOTD!
You have one million dollars but you are only able to make 5 transactions with it before it mysteriously disappears. What do you buy?
Old Bendicion, Scottiesland, Vict0Ria, Bendyben
One transaction on a financial advisor, and the remaining four on whatever they say is the best investment.
Land with a House on it (one purchase), two cars (one purchase), Couple of gift cards (steam, origin, nintendo, etc) in one purchase, new computer setup (one purchase) and then bunch of new clothes/huge walmart trip with the fam (one big ass purchase) (tho I could prolly merge the gift cards/walmart trip but meh)
Post self-deleted by Bendyben.
1. Pay off debts
2. Buy some land properties
3. Hire architect, engineers, landscapers, etc
4. Build new buildings on said land properties
5. Get some cars to open a driving school business and hardware/construction shop
Scottiesland
A house
A duplex to rent out
A new car for me
A new car for Mrs. Venico
Remainder in a blue chip stock, probably Walmart or Amazon
Almost certainly starting with a house and a new car. After that, it gets harder, but I imagine furniture for the house has to be a separate transaction, and a home gym's worth of cardio stuff can go on there as well. Per rules of this question, there doesn't appear to be a time limit, so number 5 will be saved for whatever alarmingly expensive life event comes up down the line.
1.Buy a nice house on a coast.
2.Buy a Ford Mustang
3.Buy a small restaurant, and fund its growth, this will lead to more income.
4.Buy a gaming setup.
5.Make my own airsoft field.
1) Invest in a tech startup that looks promising. Probably put 200k into that
2) Land in desirable area + construction people to build a house which i can live in or sell. Maybe about 300-500k depending on size and location
3) Average Picasso drawing, stable investment as more of them will end up in collections that wont sell and will be harder to come by in 80 years time. Probably 75-150k
4) Buy a Porsche 911. I think they are about 100-150k. Nice car, but not a good investment
5) Rest that hasn't been spent will be used to hire someone to manage my remaining money and reinvest it to maximise the money i have left
Some piece of art
Spray paint
The largest insurance policy I possibly can get on the art specifically insuring against vandalism
Idk but the insurance company may find that too suspicious, especially if its done at home. Probably best to offer the work in an exhibition or loan it to a gallery and then hire someone to vandalise the work for you
did you guys seriously make a girl scout branch?
Thorn1000
Yeah of course! Telegram Blumetunes with any questions. :)
Thorn1000
I thought that was a joke and not actually real.
They are good will ambassadors who go to other Region's RMBs and spread Malice in the friendliest way possible. Selling cookies!
Thorn1000, Hetic South
I would buy your love in socks and/or candy
Good Morning Malice!
Bendyben
Good afternoon!
Bendyben, Abaddon Mercury
Good evening!
Bendyben
good night!
Vict0Ria, Bendyben
Question of The Day:
The world is going to suddenly and abruptly end in one month (30 days time), there is nothing that can be done to prevent it, and no way to survive. What do you do until then?
Bloody Good Riot, Bendyben
Raid.
Vict0Ria
It doesn't say that anyone will be aware of the event so I guess we would just continue to live our life as normal until it comes
Vict0Ria
Depends, if only I know it then I'd just go about getting closure.
If everyone knew, on a conscious or subconscious level? Fashion myself as a prophet, establish an apocalyptic redemption cult.
Vict0Ria
I'm going to take out a loan and spend it on doing all the things I hadn't been able to do. I would probably go to a water park with all of my friends, get white girl wasted, and just have an all around good time until the final day. On that last day, I think I would lie in bed with [redacted], cuddling and enjoying each other's comfort until the end.
If possible, scrape together the money I can and go traveling. Barring that, just go camping I guess
Vict0Ria
Live my life. I say something, and I won't be believed. So just live normally.
there's actually a really good song on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxw-5qfJ1dk&vl=en
Do everything in my power to assure my daughter enjoys those 30 days to her fullest.
Lugus Triune, Thorn1000, Vict0Ria, Abaddon Mercury
Wonder what f#cking sadist gave us a 30 day reflection period before oblivion.
Thorn1000, Abaddon Mercury
Question of The Day:
What trait(s) instantly makes you respect someone?
Scottiesland
Being able to realize youre wrong and admit it.
Vict0Ria
i want money
i am a tyrannical empire
"Noooooo! I'm not wrong! Here's a strawman I created just now to prove I'm right" 😣
vs
"Oh, my mistake!" 🗿
Scottiesland
Yeah, I admittedly am poor at that. I need to improve
Honestly (a trait that I also suck at) and loyalty.
Vict0Ria
It's difficult to describe, but there have been a few people I've met that have this trait about them. They seem reclusive, cold even, it can be daunting to approach them but then they end up being one of kindest and intelligent people ever. They don't say much, but when they do there's something powerful about their words. I don't know, maybe I'm unintentionally putting them on a pedestal, but I look up to people like that. I don't want to name anyone for their own privacy, but I would like to think I have a really cool mentor-figure that fits this perfectly; they seem kind of intimidating to be honest, but they've treated me with respect and like an equal, despite me feeling leagues below their status haha.
Question of The Night:
What is the spookiest thing you experienced? (ghosts, aliens, big foot, etc)
Bendyben
This one time I woke up in around 3 am facing the well, but I had that feeling you get when you know someone is right behind you. I took a second to mentally prepare myself, not sure who it was, could have been my brother or mother I thought, but I was more worried about it being an intruder.
I eventually flipped over, and full disclosure, I am nearsighted and didn't have my contacts on, but I say this blue human figure with hair seemingly blowing through an invisible breeze glide through my room and into the wall leading outside before vanishing in a way that looked like a fading of light; it was quick but not abrupt, definitely like a fade.
I sat there paralyzed in fear. I thought to myself there could not be a way I had seen what I saw, but I kept my windows blocked out because I used to like to like my room dark, so it wasn't the light from a passing car or anything. And the shape, it was so distinctly human looking, even whiteout my proper vision.
To this day, I really don't know how to explain it. I don't know if it was a sleep paralysis thing, I mean, I was able to move otherwise I wouldn't have been able to turn over, right? It was beyond weird.
Bendyben
the peppa pig big shaq thing my friend once showed me.
but in all seriousness, sometimes I can hear people call my name. I can be alone when this happens to, or I'll be out with friends. idk, maybe it's just that I'm an anxious person, but it's still kinda freaky.
Vict0Ria
Walked past a mirror late at night when I was young. The reflection looked at me walking by, and apparently got startled and jumped back, then ducked out of sight, leaving an empty frame.
Vict0Ria
QOTD!
Where would be the last place you'd want to go for a vacation?
Africa. Not the safari adventure or exploring the historic cities, but crime infested slum areas. You will probably die and have your organs harvested.
Space, it can be a spooky place if you don't know where you're going, and I know very little about it personally
North Korea
Its a bit belated but Ive had the displeasure of experiencing multiple night terrors, which for me are less scary because of the figure and more because of my cleithrophobia.
A defender region.
Lugus Triune, The Sapientia, Thorn1000
since when did this place exist
Bloody Good Riot
My brothers, sisters, and siblings in Malice, I ask you on this Sunday morning, before the dawning of the sun over the eastern horizon:
Who be the Lord who watches over our every raid?
Who is He who blesses us each update with victory upon victory?
Who smiles a malicious grin as we offer the lives of natives in His name?
From nothing He created this sanctuary of Malice and all within; He who continues to uphold and rule over this sanctum in His counsel and providence.
May we praise His name:
Glory to The Overseer!
May He gaze favorably upon the swings of our blades.
Lugus Triune, Venico, Thorn1000, Cthoria, Bloody Good Riot, Makzumiah, Bendyben, The Chosen Peoples
The Overseer guides, yet others play a role. Be it the variance gods or the corrupt powers of confusion. Even then, more sinister forces always lurk in the shadows. Whispers of the false god Raideron is always a troubling reality.
Bloody Good Riot, Vict0Ria, The Chosen Peoples
Endorsements make right.
Venico, Thorn1000
The Overseer guides us so! May we cloak ourselves his malice and be made keen in his shadows. He is our patron and deserves our praise.
GLORY UNTO THE OVERSEER! MALICIOUS MAY HE BE!
PRAISE THE OVERSEER!
Bloody Good Riot, Makzumiah, Vict0Ria, The Chosen Peoples
LONG MAY HE REIGN
Venico, Bloody Good Riot, Vict0Ria
Question of The Day:
Which fairy tale would you like to experience on your own, first hand, and what would you have done differently?
Thyradia, Malice Alice, The Chosen Peoples
I suppose Jack and the Bean Stalk. I fancy my chance to get a better deal for my family cow.
Thyradia, Vict0Ria, Malice Alice
Alice in Wonderland, naturally :) Though, I'm not sure what I would do differently... Maybe put up a more of a fight against the red queen
Do we like the new flag? I might try to edit it later and put in a Malice X behind it. But I suck at editing so we'll see.
Ooh this is a tough one. I don't know! I guess Shrek. I would've just taken out Farquaad at the first opportunity. Then all the other characters that didn't GET OF ME SWAMP!!!
The Chosen Peoples
Yes, and knowing where it's from makes it cooler
Abaddon Mercury
I would either befriend the wolf in the tale of Little Red Riding Hood and keep him as a pet, or favor my chances in Hansel and Gretel.
Being in Aladdin and not using the lamp to silly, unambitious ends.
Vict0Ria, Raccia, The Chosen Peoples
Question of The Day:
What is your absolute dream baseball team? Who are all in it and what positions do they play?
The Sapientia, Cthoria
The Reds but with Joey Votto in all positions
Vict0Ria
The LA Angels, but with most of the players from the Brewers.
Lugus Triune, Vict0Ria
To spare everyone from an essay, we're just gonna hit a few.
Yount as SS, Johnny Bench behind the dish. Randy Johnson on the mound. Big Papi DHing. Pick my brain on discord for more.
Lugus Triune, Vict0Ria
Literally just the red sox, under any conditions and circumstances. I would be PNG if I said otherwise u.u
Thyradia
QOTD!
If you could go for a coffee with a figure from history, who would it be?
Thyradia, Vict0Ria, Bendyben
The 93 Jays, with Eckersley as the closer.
Carl Sagan and Edwin Hubble.
Thyradia, Vict0Ria
Probably MLK Jr. or Napoleon
Vict0Ria
Kaiser Wilhelm II. I would spend the whole time telling him how much of an incompetent buffoon he was, and he would likely try to kill me. A good time for all
Thyradia, Vict0Ria
that doesn't sound like fun.
telling the kaiser he's bad at his job would get boring after like 5 minutes.
Judah haNasi. I really want to hear what got left out of the Mishnah.
There would be a lot of ground to cover, but after 5 minutes it would probably devolve into slinging coffee at one another, which is unlikely to be dull
Abaddon Mercury
My instinct is Wendy Carlos, I would love to use it as a chance to be mentored in electronic music composition by her.
That's true, I suppose.
It would probably be Jesus. That counts, right?
Vict0Ria
I don't know that Wilhelm II was a particularly violent man...
So many choices, but probably older Augustus. I want to hear his reflections on his life and especially his earlier proscriptions. I'd also love to see his response to my retelling of the Empire's story, and how much it influenced the modern world.
Thorn1000, Vict0Ria, Bendyben
Jesus. I just have many question for the guy.
Tell him how his grandsons and descendants were such fine men and women after all he did tp bring back values and morals.
I'm bored, so I stole the question of the day!
What is your favorite food, and why is it not tortellini?
Roknok
But it is...
I found a place In need of some malice warzone air space
QOTD!
Are there any video games that you feel changed your life/perception on life? Which ones, and how?
Vict0Ria
Persona 5 The Royal really helped me realize I wasn't being true to myself and gave me a bit of a push I needed.
Also gonna throw New Vegas in for the pipeline meme
There are lots I could say here but the two that shoot to the top of the list for me are Grim Fandango and The Lion's Song.
you, my good sir, are a noble hero. A thousand blessings on you.
I don't think there are any real ones.
Roknok
There are moments. I remember a scene in KOTOR 2 where you land on... Nar Shadda I think? First thing you encounter is someone asking for money. If you help them, you turn them into a target for others and take away the opportunity for them to grow stronger through meeting their own challenges, which of course helps shape us all as people. If you don't help them, you incite despair and anger and they lash out at those who try to help them next, and it's considered a worthless exercise of power with no objective aim. It was a nicely designed piece about the unseen ripples all actions cause. Of course this lesson was narrated by Kreia so it was even better :)
The Chosen Peoples
Well I triggered a hit on it on March 17th and again (I think I was trigger) on May 2nd, so Ill leave it alone for another month or two. No sense in kicking the same sandbox weekly. Unless its Stargate
Vict0Ria
I just wanna see stargate raided over and over again.
Thorn1000
What is Stargate? Is it a fenda region?
not exactly. basically it's a protectorate of TNP. We've gone after it before and TNP was not exactly happy.
QOTD!
What is one ideal from your childhood/adolescence that you still try and live by?
Vict0Ria
Eat goldfish crackers
Why are we closing embassies?
You are an invader region
Zeorus
Hiya! Thanks for reaching out. Just sent you a TG about this.
Deleted On Sight
ig we have a 0 tolerance policy here.
Deleted On Sight
How long, Zeorus? Will you forget me forever?
By the rivers of An Abbey In The Deserts Of The Southwest we sat and wept when we remembered the Brotherhood Of Malice.
Zeorus, Venico, Bendyben
Pirkei Avot 4:18 -
אַל תְּרַצֶּה אֶת חֲבֵרְךָ בִשְׁעַת כַּעֲסוֹ, וְאַל תְּנַחֲמֶנּוּ בְּשָׁעָה שֶׁמֵּתוֹ מֻטָּל לְפָנָיו
Do not assuage the anger of your friend at the time of his anger; do not console him at the time when his deceased lies before him...
Scottiesland
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